xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (6m from now).
kusinohki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (1m from now).
kusinohki: hrm.... other waters or future unfolding?? I assume future unfolding...
LoadingReadyRun: you assume correctly
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kusinohki: yay! now if I can be correct another time today, I can match a broken clock. :P
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sleightly_insane: 19 months simulator hype
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Electrodyne: Hello I would like to simulate one conversation please
kusinohki: oof, if I could get a simulator to do my talking for me on occasion....
MungoDude: did you want the full half hour, or just the ten minute introductory conversation?
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Electrodyne: Let's go with the Small one to start
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Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori, hi chat
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
Phoerow: Hallo Cori
offbeatwitch: The Chair
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Featherweight_: hello aswell
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DarkMorford: Seems like a light might be off, Cori.
electric_claire: Wow, a real physical Cori!
Mangledpixel: uh oh
Despoiler98: wat
iris_of_ether: katesWave lrrCORI
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
e_bloc: Corgo300 hi Cori, hope you are well
SpacePotato01: who is using up all of Canada's bandwidth?
Mangledpixel: they're very high-density megabytes
offbeatwitch: ah we have light!
Electrodyne: Is it BILE TIME
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] Please amuse yourselves while I operate a computer.
LRRbot: New quote #6932: "Please amuse yourselves while I operate a computer." —Cori [2020-05-05]
lord_bry0n: sorry my fault
Featherweight_: its james
Ordsmed: Have you tried the Swedish button?
kusinohki: we all know the password is "dickbutts"
Featherweight_: Dontsaythepasswordoutload1
Ivalenz_: Password is "dontsaythepasswordoutloud". Check.
MrSVCD: Swedish servers?
SpacePotato01: it borks everything
e_bloc: so let's vamp for 50 minutes
Ordsmed: It borks everything
offbeatwitch: 28kb/s, oooof
Electrodyne: Instead of "porn porn porn" the swedish button makes it "bork bork bork"
Sarah_Serinde: oof
BusTed: D'oh.
Rufran: just gotta unfold your future
Ivalenz_: Hydration is good.
Mangledpixel: Trimps?
e_bloc: interpretive dance
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
SpacePotato01: kerbal space program
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun are you able to load a youtube vid in a timly manner with that kind of speed?
jessaayyy: the swedish button grand dad
Astiahl: Try to swap data centers?
empyreon: lrrFRUMP
Mangledpixel: downloading ALL the porn
Rufran: is james downloading the library of congress again
e_bloc: matt is downloading 100 TB of goat pictures
offbeatwitch: fast.com
MungoDude: speedof dot me
SpacePotato01: no, one goat picture that is 100 TB
Electrodyne: Speediest is good because we can see your Ping and Jitter times
offbeatwitch: 176 whats
Solipsody: My laptop died, switched to an old backup and it can *almost* stream Twitch at 160p. So it's not just Cori having troubles.
Mangledpixel: 176 bits
MungoDude: jigowatts
djalternative: 176 carrots
fry_dx: 176 bits per hour
Ivalenz_: Steam is throttling updates and such due to "this".
Featherweight_: have you tried turing off and on agian?
empyreon: so many bippies!
Tantar: small amount of bit
Electrodyne: Cori what are your Ping times like?
Featherweight_: slow shipping zero stars
offbeatwitch: steam store is throwing 500s, apparently
fry_dx: Just how long does it take for you to say "Ping!"?
djalternative: store.steampowered.com ?
Electrodyne: I take it back, at 176 megabits you aren't on a congested connection
Rufran: Gabe has betrayed us
kusinohki: all those "may the 4th" sales??
Mangledpixel: I mean it's not as if Valve are doing much with their IPs :P
ritchards: Valve IPs? Like Half Life and Team Fortress? lrrBEEJ
MungoDude: according to steamstatus, cs:go inventories are critical, everything else is running as normal
MrSVCD: bredbandskollen (Broadband Check) It is a Swedish service for checking speed since it was common for broadband providers to lie in there advertisement, Back in the adsl days. 2004 ish.
ritchards: dickbuttwithtwots
djalternative: the password is: butts
offbeatwitch: store is ok now
DGZenos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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ritchards: load up a clicker game?
FloydOfSmeg: Animal crossing
jessaayyy: you guys stream beat saber????
Featherweight_: most of them are... bad
djalternative: Yeah. Progress LRRmanity some!
JupiterStarlight: you don't want to play The Adventure pals?
Creideiki_SE: Encourage spirited Internet discourse by playing an Epic store exclusive instead?
Electrodyne: And for all my friends here in chat, if your phone's Internet is slow and you run speediest.net, ping above ~40 milliseconds with a server less than 30 miles away, means your local tower has a data traffic jam
JohnLockeCole: what percentage of their steam games are W+P games?
xantos69: @jessaayyy They have a rhythm game stream on Sundays.
JupiterStarlight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
JupiterStarlight: Its time for Cori in the haus!!
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Traion: Hey Cori, hey Chat. I see Cori's stream luck continues
offbeatwitch: number go up!!
caoinlean: Hi Cori!
Electrodyne: *speedtest.net
JohnLockeCole: one minute is much better than one hour
BusTed: Open up that spigot.
MungoDude: oh yay, progress quest, I love this game Kappa
Wolfstrike_NL: Cheered to quickly
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you need to not pay attention to it. it's shy
empyreon: This is a rollercoaster! lrrAWESOME lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:33.
Traion: hahaha
Electrodyne: ONE! One download, ah ah ah!
e_bloc: we did it friends
xantos69: My Emotions!
offbeatwitch: we successfully killed a bunch of time!
empyreon: lrrGOAT
fry_dx: That was a quick hour
Mangledpixel: "downloading 10 GB patch"
ritchards: New Twitch Category: Downloading
Traion: Oh Cori you are the best
FloydOfSmeg: sound takes an extra hour
offbeatwitch: ohboy
MungoDude: windoze sound settings mayhaps
biocentrica: aww
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Are we a bunny rabbit??? I need this game!
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JadedCynic: wow, I forgot about TS, so I'm d/l-ing a game right now and saw that it's on, so MY bandwidth for the stream is trickling - makes Cori's cheers/pleas/cries-of-angish-and-triumph all the more fascinating when broken up with buffering! :D
PixelArtDragon: Hi peeps
djalternative: murder the meter
djalternative: feet only
offbeatwitch: cori's havin a great stream so far :p
Thisbymaster: * whisper* murder...
offbeatwitch: the goxlr
PixelArtDragon: So I guess you're going to need to provide all of the game's audio.
MungoDude: yay
Traion: Cori has too much power now
empyreon: bwing~
TacitusVigil: Don't stop Cori now, because she's having a good time, having a good time?
BusTed: lrrGOAT
PixelArtDragon: Uh-oh. Evil Cori!
Featherweight_: You showed computer whos the boss
Ordsmed: Cheer100 YAya you did it Corey!
MungoDude: ooh I like this aesthetic
TacitusVigil: I thought that was Tony Danza?
baskwalla: So much vertigo
Mangledpixel: ooh yeah that's tripping off my verigo
PixelArtDragon: That lens distortion is pretty easy to acheive, though
Mangledpixel: I... may not be able to watch this
FloydOfSmeg: follow the white rabbit?
MungoDude: ah apparently one of our cats killed a rat, what a good boy
TacitusVigil: Sorry @Mangledpixel , take care of yourself. :(
PixelArtDragon: We're just super used to orthogonal top-down, this is perspective top-down
JohnLockeCole: ooo true topdown, not the Link to the past Topdown
Mangledpixel: ty TacitusVigil
ArcOfTheConclave: You caught Mips!
RaklarLS: it poops bushes
djalternative: I think the viewpoint and art are making me nosious at larger spaces
MungoDude: should we be drawing a map?
PixelArtDragon: Part of me wonders if this is actually 3d meshes, or stacked quads with a parallax geometry shading
cmdrud87: That's a weird GTA Ii- Mod
PixelArtDragon: It's the trees that are throwing me off
BusTed: Do we get triple bush poops now?
kusinohki: I'm reminded of Fe for some reason, and don't know why...
Alsritt: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:19.
PixelArtDragon: I am a huge fan of interesting geometry shading techniques
MungoDude: we're about 5 minutes into gameplay
Thisbymaster: great start for a horror game
FloydOfSmeg: Splatoon
RaklarLS: also, those look like poison ivy. your character must be very itchy by now
BusTed: Ooo
RebekahWSD: Majestic! Wonderful!
MungoDude: yay! map!
RaklarLS: oh there we go
MungoDude: will we find peopple in this place, or does the person represent ourself?
PixelArtDragon: Am I the only person whose first thought is "this looks like a Nifflas game"?
MungoDude: ok the person is ourself it seems
BusTed: rayfkSanic
MungoDude: jlrrFall
RaklarLS: you lost the bunbuns though :(
Traion: Bonfire Lit. Time for the boss fight!
kusinohki: I saw 3 triangles, one turned blue, the other 2 stayed purple... important or not??
GDwarf: "Ghibli movie, where if it's nature it's not gonna hurt you", spoken like someone who has never watched Princess Mononoke. :P
FloydOfSmeg: Appa!
MungoDude: helpful words!
sjcTheos: friend get! \o/
PixelArtDragon: These shadows are super crisp
sjcTheos: sergeFriend
Featherweight_: from my point of view the jedi are the villians
EvilBadman: Lady Eboshi
kusinohki: not sure the lady with guns was the villain either...
MungoDude: I need to rewatch Mononoke, it's been a good 10 years or so since I last saw it
PixelArtDragon: It could be that the sprites are generated from meshes, I've seen that technique before
e_bloc: faux noises
Despoiler98: WHAT
tergonis: i think we got eaten there
sjcTheos: and the earth swallows us whole
Gregarious_Potato: I went through a quarantine binge of watching all the Miyazaki movies with my partner, and at the end of Princess Mononoke she was like "wait so the evil lady just keeps to just destroying the forest and digging ore??" and she was so confused
GDwarf: Eboshi isn't exactly "evil"...and also, she vows to *not* do that. :P
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kusinohki: just your arms? not your head?
MAPBoardgames: How DO you decapitate someone with an arrow?
Gregarious_Potato: yeah the violence in that movie is commedic but also horrific
KV1NN4: Her industry is going towards helping people (just not forest creature people)
BusTed: The dump scenes.
AziraphalesShop: Nothing was as traumatizing as Brave Little Toaster
xantos69: Oh yea that movie messed me up. Poor toaster.
Traion: @mapboardgames ballista Kappa
tergonis: cloud?
kusinohki: not quite bucky ball
offbeatwitch: Geometry(tm)
BusTed: Spheroid
GDwarf: Omnigon
hella_qh: all of them
AziraphalesShop: How many sides? Yes.
MAPBoardgames: sphere-ish
Traion: Nanobots! Grey Goo! Run!
sjcTheos: nonagon infinity
Gregarious_Potato: Remember the noise the Huge magnet makes in Brave Little Toaster? terrifying...
RaklarLS: it's the shape of someone messing about with 3d models and creating something cool by accident
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Traion: Deer on both sides seems like they can jump
RaklarLS: can't you jump down though?
kusinohki: didn't the deer burn things earlier?? maybe burn away the undergrowth there??
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Traion: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RaklarLS: mind meld required
offbeatwitch: i think you tamed the deer
MAPBoardgames: Tastes like marshmallow
MungoDude: how does that thing with the deer work exactly?
Ordsmed: Are we going to meet the Emesary and the Nine?
Drew_64: Is this art?
MungoDude: ah ok gotcha thanks
Fracaswell: ORB lrrCIRCLE_BW
MAPBoardgames: you ate some big white mushrooms and woke up in a completely different part of the forest.
steelfox13: New place? Who dis
Traion: Soooo.... when do we get to use our powers for evil?
sjcTheos: we're being followed limesLurk
PixelArtDragon: I was right! It *is* a lot of quads, I found the devs' blog on the matter
KCazduke: I came in and the first thing I hear is 'Rabbit poop a flower for me'
KCazduke: Those rabbits are following you.
KCazduke: Aww.
RaklarLS: i wonder if you get to tame the orbs and they become smooth. Plot twist being that you're creating Rovers
BusTed: Haha.
ThinksTooMuch: Who needs a reason for rabbit-friends?
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:40.
raven534: Why is the pre-future folded?
kusinohki: did I miss a caps lock prompt or was that an accident??
KCazduke: Where do the holes go?
BusTed: is snek
KCazduke: O_O
MAPBoardgames: BEES?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hello there, how/what's the game
sjcTheos: not the beeS1
kusinohki: bees, snakes, and wolves, oh my
Traion: Bees being against order is a new one
ThinksTooMuch: Rabbit-friends are still here though!
KCazduke: Obviously, bs, sneks and woofs are all evil and must be punished.
RaklarLS: bees, snakes and wolves? surely they'd be wasps
BusTed: kitties whyyy
KCazduke: You were eaten by woofs
kusinohki: bun buns don't like steps it seems...
KCazduke: Oh god are the bunnies BAIT?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is really colourful
offbeatwitch: absolutely i wanna hang out
ArcOfTheConclave: I also like hanging out when alone
KCazduke: Did you have that shadow before?
kusinohki: want to be alone together??
DrPeterPun: i think you can go behind the trees
DrPeterPun: on the bottom
KCazduke: Bunnies are scared of heights.
RaklarLS: bun yeeting would be useful
SopranoCat: so you can make friends with bunnies but not wolves? Unfair and unrealistic, canines domesticate more than bunnies
KCazduke: Eat the fishies
KCazduke: Fish are delicious
RaklarLS: shallow water jesusing
KCazduke: Not a climber
Traion: Cori no uppies
VoyRising: Do we have the ability to attack things?
SopranoCat: walking on water is easy as long as it's cold enough
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !bird
DarkMorford: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ^that's the one
Traion: We need Ian the Birb Whisperer
PixelArtDragon: Interesting thing about this game, it uses a combination of procedural generation and hand-design
Djshire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
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kusinohki: *sings* 'catch the pigeon. catch the pigeon"
SopranoCat: Groooouuuches of the world unite~~~
SopranoCat: if it's Follow that Bird everyone has to sing the Grouch National Anthem
Djshire: so whats this game?
steelfox13: Well a mommy cow and...
Djshire: steelfox13 ....a raging bull.....
flikerz1: you know till this game made me feel calm i didn't realise how bad my anxiety was. This is nice.
Djshire: speeds by, Sonic the Hedgehog.....
flikerz1: immidate lions happen
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Isn't that how lions die
ThinksTooMuch: That was so many woofs
Traion: Have you tried petting the woofs?
Djshire: Cloud? This is a Final Fantasy game? :D
Bitter0ne subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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RaklarLS: the moon appears to be growing, but in reverse order
Traion: Moon is fuller now. Maybe 40% done?
MungoDude: triangle?
DreadfulDrifter: maybe you didn't have enough beef jerky on you
MungoDude: not triangle :\
MungoDude: triangle in a snowflake?
kusinohki: we got a thing??
RaklarLS: are you supposed to get to the mandala now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, your running leaves a trail
Djshire: so what is....if there is....the plot to this game?
RaklarLS: what if the procedural generation bit of this game is the text?
kusinohki: symbol? or constellation??
MAPBoardgames: This is like Link's Lawncare Service
Laserbeaks_Fury: Blue streak speeds by... too fast for the naked eye
Djshire: I like the sound in this game
meanderingmasquerade: hello friends~~!! what is this game?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If people are wandering, deer have a brain about 3.5 times smaller than humans
Laserbeaks_Fury: It sheep
kusinohki: might just be a sheep...
Djshire: Thats a sheep
RaklarLS: maybe they're the actual bait
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cori had a little lamp
Laserbeaks_Fury: *lamb
Paranundrox: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 52:43.
MungoDude: sheep eat grass Cori
meanderingmasquerade: omg
meanderingmasquerade: poof
Traion: awwww
RaklarLS: uh oh
Djshire: Da floofiest!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh do we squeeze the water out on something?
Paranundrox: ooh neat
KV1NN4: its so fluffy!
Djshire: new quote?
Djshire: the sound and music really reminds me of the games made by Hundred Rabbits
rosstodon: Stay on target!
Djshire: Stay on target! Stay on target!
Djshire: rosstodon #drift
rosstodon: *high five*
rosstodon: (I guess air five, cause reasons)
rosstodon: that is VERY good to know
Watson87: I really like this games aesthetic
meanderingmasquerade: this game is beautiful
Djshire: so are you on the internet? Because everything is linked by The Cloud
JadedCynic: human takes moon, becomes warewolf?
rosstodon: is the moon a pacman pill?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it a Power Pellet?
rosstodon: yay it is
JadedCynic: gotta GET lit!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: gotta get that lit cotton man
rosstodon: what's the big poofy flower, chrysanthemum?
rosstodon: that's what the cotton-moon makes me think of
Djshire: Sheps!
ThinksTooMuch: teleporting sheepies!
meanderingmasquerade: what is this game about??
rosstodon: magic sheeps
Traion: Portal Sheep
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we sheparding now?
MAPBoardgames: Press 'spacebar' to wake up sheeples
kusinohki: too many sheep and you teleport??
AtomicAlchemical: The future is full of sheep?
MungoDude: the ferns?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: did we.. teleport?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Maybe I should switch to a weaker tea
Laserbeaks_Fury: So first we ran away from wolves and now were herding sheep. Is this like humanity evolving?
rosstodon: no, the sheep teleported... us
MungoDude: sheep+ferns=teleport I think
rosstodon: you aren't doing something wrong, you're just not yet doing something right
Alsritt: This is like playing Baba is you, except that the words are actually colors and change rapidly
Djshire: Do you professionally represent the rabbit?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You found the Triforce of Wisdom
KodeMage: and we're ok with summoning aliens?
KodeMage: (just got here)
MungoDude: they're eating all the vegetation :O
rosstodon: they can only eat so many rocks?
raven534: Question: are we allowed to re-fold the future?
rosstodon: pink is better at rocks?
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:39.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just turtles all the way down
kusinohki: "the turtle moves"
KodeMage: is the turtle threatening us?
MungoDude: have a stretch
MAPBoardgames: The great A'tuin?
DeadGunner: like the turtle from the steven king universe?
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
meanderingmasquerade: <3 <3
Kikazi: snack time!
rosstodon: "Exchange fluids" - that's a way to describe it... :P
KodeMage: good ole fluids exchange
rosstodon: Rotate the fluids!
KodeMage: there's too much blood in my caffiene system right now
KodeMage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
KodeMage: Fluids exchanged: Hot coffee input, Hot used-to-be-coffee output.
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silvalunae: hallo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Snacc? or snecc
Mcgwee: ahh late to steam!
rosstodon: snacc? like snacc
rosstodon: noodles are friend
MungoDude: triangle! :D
MAPBoardgames: There
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a well known facts that triangles come in threes
MAPBoardgames: s a lot of foliage in the cave
meanderingmasquerade: found snekk~!
rosstodon: We're building some nice tree-angles in this game
rosstodon: Bees? They're hiding from the murder hornets
meanderingmasquerade: cave sheep~!
MungoDude: cave sheep?
rosstodon: cave sheeps!
RaklarLS: come to think of it, it kinda reminds me of abzĂ»
ContingentCat: sergeSheep sergeSheep
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @RaklarLS yeah! I really enjoyed that and this feels the same
meanderingmasquerade: oh my
MungoDude: is there a place you can fall?
ContingentCat: no down only up
p3nguinkin: have you never watched Shaun the sheep? sheep are Wily and should be monitored closely
thefileclerk: this is a weird game mechanic
meanderingmasquerade: you live here no
kusinohki: maybe near the single tree??
forcedreject: The sheep are wooly responsible for this
MungoDude: is it the direction that you face?
DeadGunner: its not legal these sheep are in a gang
meanderingmasquerade: well dang
thefileclerk: oh.
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
thefileclerk: wat
BusTed: slytqShrug
kusinohki: that is not what I expected...
MungoDude: progress!@
AtomicAlchemical: Well that happened
meanderingmasquerade: so many secret tunnels
MungoDude: there's no need to refer to a minimap if the default view is a minimap
kusinohki: so, we've been here before right?? circle of caves??
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:36.
NomenNeminis: "Maybe I needed to bounce myself up into a cliff" is not a thought I have often. Gotta love videogames.
meanderingmasquerade: i love the rock sounds
Jasoman: Looks like PoE on really low settings and from straight above
MungoDude: hmm
meanderingmasquerade: omg
ContingentCat: hmm
NomenNeminis: meanderingmasquerade Same. They sound like underwater bubbles or something!
TheManaLeek: Death can open up a door? So it's like a Velociraptor?
NomenNeminis: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #31: "There is invisible siege weaponry, that only I can see… because I am being assisted by the soul of a door." —Paul [2015-03-09]
Jasoman: More like a door that is also a velociraptor
MungoDude: death can open up a velociraptor?
NomenNeminis: I really want to know what that Paul quote's from!
Black5parrow: hey cori! How ya doin
meanderingmasquerade: these are some really good lines
NomenNeminis: The music and narrative style remind me a bit of Momument Valley
NomenNeminis: *cat comes out of the water* "WHO THREW THAT ROCK INTO MY POOL?"
MungoDude looks back 5 years into the archives to try and find the source of the Paul quote
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meanderingmasquerade: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
raven534: There's a rock ontop of the thing below you
Lockraemono: <3
DeadGunner: what was the yellow flower in the middle?
raven534: Lead on MacFluff!
bigpuppystuart: Nit a giant rope sweater.
meanderingmasquerade: omg this is a bit trippy
Traion: Turtle made you. It can unmake you if it wants
RaklarLS: turtle, the reality bender
raven534: Turtle, the future-refolder
rainbownight: What an interesting experience to jump into the middle of with zero context
bigpuppystuart: yeah, i have no idea what is going on either
raven534: I did the same thin @rainbownight ! Twice!
RaklarLS: oh, don't worry @rainbownight, I've been here for like 2 hours and still have no idea what's going on
Traion: Woof have given up on scritches. You are a meanie that keeps running away without giving scritches
rainbownight: lol yay we're all confused together!
RaklarLS: bees, snakes and wolves bad, bunnies, sheep and cats good
RaklarLS: that's all i got
rainbownight: it's a very _chill_ weird trippy experience
raven534: Sheep arguably trying to murder you
RaklarLS: oh and turtles are chaos lords
rainbownight: I have so far seen none animals? But good to know
Traion: Also turtle is creator and destroyer
Scy_Anide: I actually ended up giving up on this game because I was never not confused. It's real pretty though.
Traion: Coriander "Turtle Racist" Dickinson
kusinohki: those might be the bees...?
RaklarLS: you found the bees
meanderingmasquerade: not friend at all
meanderingmasquerade: leaves of deawth
asthanius: Rice + Lotus = enemy. Got it.
meanderingmasquerade: *death
DaSunao: I'm so confused as to what I just started watching
p3nguinkin: reality bending humming birbs!?
Traion: Blood Rose Petals
asthanius: What about Red Bees>
bigpuppystuart: what if the bird is spying on you for the turtle?
rainbownight: So from what I gather, you make magical lines between giant rocks in a pattern that summons a big sparkle thing which creates a path but also death-holes that people say are from turtles. Also portals.
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [npw] Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails.
LRRbot: Could not add quote due to invalid date.
raven534: Schlorpy rocks
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails.
LRRbot: New quote #6934: "Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails." —Cori [2020-05-05]
raven534: Do a sheep teleport!
raven534: Tree flip?
meanderingmasquerade: it ate the shep~!
bigpuppystuart: Lamchop! NOOOOOO!
kusinohki: was there water nearby??
Traion: Can we kite bees to the blue thingie?
raven534: Looked like there was a tree near the bees, which you might be able to flip on?
asthanius: yes that makes sense
raven534: Three triangles? That's an entire triforce!
rainbownight: seems my internet doesn't want to allow video or sound streaming anymore right now, so I guess I'm out already. Have fun all!
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kusinohki: pushed you into the wall and squish??
DarkMorford: I hear that if you eat fruit, you can break rocks. :P
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asthanius: okay, game. whatever you say
meanderingmasquerade: well that was teriffying
asthanius: "Hug a snake. It will make you wiser." for ref
TheAinMAP: !advice
LRRbot: Never do a puzzle in zero gravity.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone's been playing CHimera Squad
AtomicAlchemical: Can we get that on the bad advice bot?
Sarah_Serinde: Done and done :D
Rufran: I'm not sure how to add things to advice, if that is even an option
Rufran: oh good
asthanius: Now we must simply spam the advice command to see if it worked Kappa
kusinohki: TY @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde katesThank
asthanius: Shadow Bun
Traion: Call Heather for directions? Kappa
Rufran: thank you, @Sarah_Serinde !
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:36.
asthanius: You just cloned it somehow, though
NamesAreSilly: phrasing?
ContingentCat: get consent before riding friends
kalateth: I thought it was great phrasing
Djshire: I am back with Taco Bell, does this game make anymore sense than it did any hour ago?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Djshire not really, but things do things
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ContingentCat: So this game looks pretty and seems chill so I'm on board, but what are we trying to do here?
asthanius: I feel like Cori has an innate understanding of what any given action MIGHT do, but not what it WILL do. Which is more than I have.
OrcaIguana: super late to stream, is this an exploration game?
meanderingmasquerade: the sheep obey no one
Laserbeaks_Fury: talk to sheep?
bigpuppystuart: teleporting sheep. Sheer madness
Traion: Shear madness
asthanius: !advice
LRRbot: A dog is an infinite egg.
bigpuppystuart: so, teleporting sheep. Are they related to Henk?
CAKHost: Who gave sheep the power to teleport anyways?!
kusinohki: teleport the trees again??
Djshire: Traion Cutting analysis
Traion: The turtle gave sheeps the teleport
CAKHost: Baby sheep!
RebekahWSD: I have returned to "inflate the sheep"
asthanius: It's known for not liking being wet
CAKHost: Its fluffy!
RebekahWSD: How heavy wool sweaters get after the rain, it gets...so heavy
Scrubbodiestobears: tbf sheep aren't known for teleporting either
GDwarf: A wet sheep weighs, like, 500x as much as a dry one, though.
Scrubbodiestobears: i think
Scrubbodiestobears: am graphics card okay?
ContingentCat: sure
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It isn't uncharacteristic for games like this to look like that though
meanderingmasquerade: NOW THE TREES TELEPORT????
MAPBoardgames: They're Sheepwood trees. Of course they do those things.
Djshire: the cave ate the deer
kusinohki: remember when we thought caps lock made animals appear? maybe they're just getting to close to the sheep?? *shrug*
RebekahWSD: Are deer required to be for something other than existing?
BusTed: Haha.
Djshire: No, I'm asking myself "why did someone make a game while on peyote?"
Djshire: Chievo!
cheshire_creeper: JUMP CUT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: amirite gamers?
kusinohki: I'd say you were acute triangle.. not a right one
cheshire_creeper: to party?
Traion: Btw Cori, Cameron says he's done being an animal you can transform him back
ContingentCat: silly rabbits
kalateth: this game is a head trip...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: NOOOOO!
kusinohki: can't see the trees for the forest
Djshire: Specialtrees?
NomenNeminis: !findquote trees
LRRbot: Quote #5927: "I'm gonna do this for the tree!" —Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
Bladinus: ah, so that's how you get sheep from wood, eh?
Laserbeaks_Fury: All trees are special, Cori Kappa
Scrubbodiestobears: special trees don't teleport Kappa
kusinohki: or possibly all the trees on the bottom??
Djshire: See I understand trying to let a game tell a story with as few words and directions as possible, but this just seems way too obtuse of a game that uses so many triangles :D
Anaerin: Teleporting is their Specialitree?
Twilight_Spark: This gives me the heebie-treebies
Traion: You still haven't asked a friend for directions like that one animal suggested. I say phone a friend
Rufran: can they teleport the rocks away?
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Traion: Can sheeps teleport snake rocks?
meanderingmasquerade: well then
MAPBoardgames: Mind = Blown
Traion: No you say? :P
ContingentCat: thanks rock and sheep friends
Traion: We ride the deer really awkwardly
Traion: Hug a snake!
Laserbeaks_Fury: hug snakes!
meanderingmasquerade: SNEKS
Bladinus: extraSnek extraSnek extraSnek
ContingentCat: try hugging a snek
p3nguinkin: hug a snake!!
NomenNeminis: OK, idk if anyone else cares, but I think the source of that Paul quote (#31) is his Soulblazer playthrough (ep 4). Look, I just spent about 20 minutes digging through the archive, so I'm posting it. Kappa
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
NomenNeminis: !quote 31
LRRbot: Quote #31: "There is invisible siege weaponry, that only I can see… because I am being assisted by the soul of a door." —Paul [2015-03-09]
cheshire_creeper: !quote Sheep
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a big SNAKE in the PLANE, Jock!
NomenNeminis: !findquote sheep
LRRbot: Quote #6723: "Sheep are like the boats of the land." —Paul [2020-01-22]
BusTed: bad woofs
Twilight_Spark: anneK9 sir stop resisting
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we going to BUFFALO the wolves?
Traion: Didn't hug snek. Didn't scritch woofs. Cori bad animal friend
BusTed: look at these instead!
PixelArtDragon: A sheep companion is helpful in getting past obstaces
BusTed: A human in sheep's clothing.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this herd immunity?
Invitare: they appear to be annhilating
offbeatwitch: i love the thicc sheep
NomenNeminis: Are we taking refuge from predators in a flock of sheep? Very Ulysses-esque
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ba ba, Black Sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir. Yes, sir, 3 quarts full
Kikazi: SingsNote SingsMic "Come with me / And you'll be / In a world of pure imagination..." SingsNote
JohnLockeCole: another source I currently hear has Chocobo Music and I think that's appropriate for the sheep herding
Scrubbodiestobears: ORB
NomenNeminis: 'cause I kinda want that job
Traion: But woofs cute
NomenNeminis: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
Invitare: Never learning
Twilight_Spark: anneDog but they love uwu
Vanbael: Why not foxes then?
Traion: Don't have such a delicious face then! I blame you not the woofs
NomenNeminis: Fish?! Time to get schooled. Kappa
Kikazi: will you be doing the "So what" at the end still?
NomenNeminis: I came in REALLY late to this stream. What's the main objective of the game, or do we even know that?
Traion: Just look Cameron in his apartment with a stack of good books and coffee. That should give you three to four weeks to finish this
Traion: *lock
PenguinMortified: attacked by the blue
Vanbael: snek.
PenguinMortified: out of the blue you could say
Traion: @nomenneminis exploring. Protecting the balance from woofs, sneks, bees, and turtles
FloydOfSmeg: average seems to be 6-8 hours
NomenNeminis: Traion Thanks!
ContingentCat: #NeverForgetWoofs
p3nguinkin: you missed a thing...
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Traion: #WoofsAreInnocent #ScritchTheWoofs
Lysander_Gustav: oh hello what's this?
p3nguinkin: there was one of those wise kitteh things up the stairs I think...
NomenNeminis: (Blue coral snake, Calliophis bivirgata)
Traion: @lysander_gustav an exploration game. The story so far is a bit trippy
PixelArtDragon: So far it seems that you cannot pet the dog
NomenNeminis: Oh yes, also very venomous.
FloydOfSmeg: you go first
Lysander_Gustav: interesting
p3nguinkin: now left
NomenNeminis: Is that a fact?
p3nguinkin: is there any other kind?
ContingentCat: yeah, who hasn't done that a few times
cheshire_creeper: this looks like a very cool game
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Traion: @lysander_gustav short version: Turtle made world, bunbuns settled world and planted trees. Bunbuns, deer, and sheeps made alliance. Other animals (woofs, sneks, bees, and a cat) fought for their place and against the balance. Now turtle is back to make world gone again
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if the "advice" is random
Laserbeaks_Fury: X a Y
Lysander_Gustav: are we the turtle?
Traion: The advice has been pretty immediately relevant at least twice now
Traion: @lysander_gustav nope we seem to be a human?
MungoDude: I think it was what we call a PRO GAMER move
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just clip the deer, speedrun strats
ContingentCat: an absolute unit
BusTed: That sound.
BusTed: Always snek
Vanbael: surprise snek
Traion: Hug them
ContingentCat: just hug the sneks
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a snake in my boot!
MungoDude: triangle
Traion: I still don't get what triangle do
ContingentCat: triangle man, triangle man, doing the things a trangle can...
Rufran: friendship ended with sheep
ContingentCat: triangle?
MungoDude: triangle man, triangle man
JohnLockeCole: the sheep teleptorted you to the same place
Calaban161: Hello
raven534: Are you my purple tree?
MungoDude: ok yeah looking at it on the map it does look more squarish
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you'll be my purple tree, I can be your long ass snake
raven534: Were there more shep?
JohnLockeCole: Laserbeaks_Fury to the tune of Paul simon's Call me Al?
ContingentCat: sheep? in this pandemic?
JohnLockeCole: can purple bunny do anyhting if we bring it to purple tree?
Laserbeaks_Fury: At least 2 bricks, probably a stone
MungoDude: I only have grain
JohnLockeCole: I'd do a sheep for three grain
ContingentCat: SHEEP!
Vanbael: many sheep
MungoDude: lotsa sheep
raven534: Shep Herd!
Mysticman89: I hoipe you goot warranty on those sheep
BusTed: You have been choooosen
ContingentCat: we might need to be a more careful shepard
ContingentCat: katesHype
MungoDude: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
meanderingmasquerade: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
raven534: Victree!
Laserbeaks_Fury: ba
GapFiller: VICTOLY
Traion: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:38.
Traion: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Paranormal HK) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (45m from now).
Invitare: "Nobody likes snakes" - Ben will remember that
BTC1220: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:07:38. lrrSPOT
p3nguinkin: I mean... some people like sneks... I assume for reasons...
Traion: Is it better than Greedfall? Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder how fluid the level design is
ContingentCat: yeah, I don't know why we're doing what we're doing but it's pretty and chill so that's fine
Traion: floofs
meanderingmasquerade: POOF
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like big fluffs and I can not lie
ContingentCat: floofy sheeps are great
offbeatwitch: hello and welcome to the void
BloodForTheCorelab: just in. this sure is a strange void we find outselves in
offbeatwitch: there's an "unstuck" option in the menu
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think y ou done floofed yourself
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Idle animations are always a good touch
ContingentCat: yeah 21 is 3 7s
ContingentCat: !patreon
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Lockraemono: lrrBEEEJ
Lysander_Gustav: woot
jessieimproved: de. sert. bus.
Lysander_Gustav: See you later! Thanks for playing!
Sarah_Serinde: aaaaaaaaaa
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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TheMoatman: I assume Erika
EvilBadman: Watch the DB Twitter
TheMoatman: But the announcement will say
Lysander_Gustav: oh neat
GapFiller: TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS HYPE
TheMoatman: Is coming
Lysander_Gustav: neat
jessieimproved: I live and breathe for LRR Jackbox
I_Am_Clockwork: the Bus Approacheth
Sefiya: <3 cya
ContingentCat: thanks Cori lrrHEART
Kikazi: same to you Cori!
GapFiller: thanks for streming Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
meanderingmasquerade: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lorennar: You too ^-^
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Paranormal HK) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (36m from now).
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:53:05.
jessieimproved: So while we're waiting for lrrSPOOP , what y'all playing/drinking/eating?
MungoDude: had a cup of tea and a peanut butter and jam sandwich a while ago
GapFiller: oughta be sleeping as its half past midnight here in Albion
GapFiller: close to 1am tbh
jessieimproved: I am currently drinking a margarita, because the hubs offered to make it, and playing heavily modded Skyrim
jessieimproved: I have wares if you have coin
Mysticman89: I'm slowly combing through just cause 2 wokring towards as close to 100% completion as the game allows, and consuming fudge i made mysself
jessieimproved: @Mysticman89 I make homemade fudge every Christmas, it's my specialty, passed down from my Dad
Mysticman89: I continue to be amazed by how much sugar is in it, compared to the innocent looking final product, but I guess that explains why its oh so good.
jessieimproved: Remember: fudge is candy. Candy is made of sugar
Juliamon: The best things in life are full of sugar.
jessieimproved: Any time you completely melt and solidify sugar, you made candy
Mysticman89: definitely became a candy man this quarantine instead of the baker attempt many went with.
jessieimproved: My rule is this: eat healthy dinner, then eat the **** pie/cake/fudge/whatever
jessieimproved: Just make sure you dinner is healthy first
Mysticman89: I'm not too concerned with my health for better or for worse, but I fear for my dentists judgement when all this is over.
Mysticman89: I brush and all, but man has this spiked my sugar.
jessieimproved: Luckily my eating habits haven't changed much. I already worked from home. The only big difference for me is that there are more people in my house at any given point
jessieimproved: Hubs working from home when he used to go into an office, kids schooling from home
Invitare: is this fudge? Fudge probably isn't that bad for your teeth, relatively speaking
jessieimproved: Nothing is bad for your teeth if you rinse it out after you eat it
jessieimproved: salwater rinse works wonders
Invitare: hardboiled is the worst
Mysticman89: My techn ique probably isnt great though, I tend to throw a block in my cheek and suck on it for an extended period instead of chew and swallow
Invitare: because you suck it and it stays in your mouth for longer
jessieimproved: that's....probably not good
Invitare: oh yeah, that will hurt
jessieimproved: I bite off little bits of fudge and let it melt on my tongue
Juliamon: That's my technique too
jessieimproved: Since I am the fudge-chef, I am usually the one eating the bits and pieces that broke off, so it is easy to put little bits in my mouth
BloodForTheCorelab: mmmm fudge
Juliamon: hmm we probably have some fudge in the freezer somewhere...
BloodForTheCorelab: hopefully fudge is better on the tounge then in the MoM
jessieimproved: If you think your eating habits are bad for your teeth, or if you generally want to step up your brushing game, look up Bass brushing
jessieimproved: I'm 38 and have never had a cavity
BloodForTheCorelab: for a moment i read that as brass brushing which sounds very hard on my poor teeth
jessieimproved: Hah, no, Bass brushing is actually very gentle, it just takes a lot longer
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