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Alchemistmerlin: lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrGRAHAM
jonasjonIV: he knees!
GapFiller: good evening G lrrGRAHAM P lrrPAUL B lrrBEEEJ
Loonatic93: You best Beeleej it!
Foxmar320: Who is the guy on the right?
biocentrica: hii
Raiz0k: There's three other directions....
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GapFiller: Foxmar320 hah
TXC2: Foxmar320 that's Graham, I hear he's like a male Kathleen Kappa
Raiz0k: I'm holding out for the ceiling drop personally.
kusinohki: it's live... grr paul beat me to it
Caffine1138: Paul is very quiet in comparison to everyone else
GapFiller: also Beej is very loud
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biocentrica: lrrBEEEJ lrrPAUL lrrGRAHAM
GapFiller: G sounds abt right fwiw
bigpuppystuart: you can play peekaboo if you want, you are an adult and that means the freedom to be childish
DoodlestheGreat: We didn't get anything from MICROSOFT on the X-Box, sooooo......
Kikazi: @LoadingReadyRun Paul was volume for intro, but now quiet for some reason?
MagnusCarter: James had already been streaming for 40 minutes
Foxmar320: I saw none of it but my YT feed is full of it
richard_ermen: How can it be Gameplay & not-Gameplay at the same time?
trainumwalking: Hi beej lrrBEEEJ
GapFiller: LoadingReadyRun Beej a little loud Paul too quiet?
Kikazi: volume was good for intro, but now quiet*
Riandisa: in-engine footage, not gameplay
Rhynerd: No actual gameplay?
Loonatic93: So, Beej is louder than Graham, who is louder than Paul... Yeah, that seems to track in real life.
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Kikazi: my brain farted while typing
biocentrica: that's beej
AgentMagicMaster: NUT
Amentur: I saw multiple games that looked real interesting. But there was no gameplay :|
Naarius: !lovebeej
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gralamin: it was great Beej!
wench_tacular: that'll do it
DoodlestheGreat: You _could_ make the tag a joke about the X-Box event.
ContingentCat: not YET
FITorion: Beej and Graham sound find... Paul's a little quit
WrightJustice: I think beej and graham are louder than paul
GapFiller: it might also be Beejs voice just carries better than G x P esp P
Stoffern: Remember to stay on your nuts!
biocentrica: wooo
TXC2: your best Ric Flair?
Kikazi: made no difference, Paul
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TheMerricat: ^___^
Creideiki_SE: Paul is still very quiet.
Hexy_Lexy234: hello nerdy friends!!!
wench_tacular: goldilocks
ninja_theory_ashrams: be sure to rotate your Beej once a year
EvilBadman: G's the baseline
Angnor33: Paul is almost more muffled than quiet.
TXC2: Hello Hexy_Lexy234 welcome
kusinohki: I tuned in .5 sec before the "woooo" great timing for me ears *mawp*
HbombAndFriends: I'll have to watch Jackbox when it hits YouTube. I was watching Pat Baer stream Arcade Spirits instead
richard_ermen: To be fair, all of LRR seems to be "fine" as a general mark of quality.
GapFiller: trailers lying? never
ContingentCat: the Deary household mic was probably set for Heather from last night and she tends to be quiet
atc927: For some reason my computer sometimes sets my mic's sensitivity to 100% and that's a bit too loud as I usually keep it around 15%.
Laurence72: People in power, lying in 2020? Say it ain't so!
TheMerricat: Paul's volume seems to be fine he's quieter than Graham but I feel like that's "Paul's speaking volume" not a volume issue
Loonatic93: Do they come from the land of the ice and snow?
jonasjonIV: Its set in: history
MagnusCarter: They were doing that for a while
ninja_theory_ashrams: broad 300 year period
TXC2: a board, 500 year stretch of time
Angnor33: ^
GapFiller: yeh lotta people have already given out abt The Vikings in relation to The Assassins Guild
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OrcaIguana: so we have a like many 100 year span?
Raiz0k: I mean, you could say those invasions never actually ended ;).
GapFiller: they totally invaded G
beowuuf: spam spam spam spam
Raiz0k: Oh yeah, that's another way to look at it.
jonasjonIV: Danelaw! Danelaw!
GapFiller: theres a reason Danegeld was a thing
TXC2: more an immigration really
richard_ermen: Now I want a full blown viking invasion of England and that would have looked awesome.
OrcaIguana: it was like, give me money I now live here
ContingentCat: "the norman invasion" begs to differ I think
TheOges: They decided to bring their papers
Scar_Red_Tiger: Did I wallk in on Vinland Saga talk?
GapFiller: also The Norman Conquest was technically a Viking Invasion
Rhynerd: “Hey, this place we’ve been raiding seems pretty nice, despite our raiding.”
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Alchemistmerlin: I'm down for harassing random unarmed monks
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I wouldn't mind GTA Viking
kusinohki: I recall some AC missions like that though...
Raiz0k: Essentially like farming mobs in Minecraft.
TheOges: "Well, we summer here anyways, we should just retire here"
Laurence72: Did Vinland Saga lie to us??
TheThromborax: @loadingreadyrun you have to watch Last Kingdom
jonasjonIV: Maybe you will bathe! And wear pants!
wench_tacular: there will be much creative licence taken
FITorion: woah Graham cut out there
richard_ermen: To be fair, a number of danish kings up to Cnute the Great actually did invade english kingdoms several times.
Angnor33: If you kill off everyone you don't have anyone to raid next year.
TXC2: I mean, no one REALLY knows it that much :P
virre_: The majority of viking stuff is trading...
TheMerricat: I just hope they, as another commenter mentioned the other day, realize that about half the Viking raiders were women.
floki4242: Let's me have a Viking Assassins
Pheonix888: the Romans!? What have they ever done for us?
kusinohki: castle aaararrrrrggggghhhh
Loonatic93: Surprisingly enough, civilizations that do a lot of exploring and boating also do a lot of trading.
Dr_Shandor: It felt like the first scene was VERY close to the opening of the Vikings series.
gralamin: they probably don't know that many Vikings were women, no
ContingentCat: I've been making my way through the History of English podcast and he talks a bunch about this era and it's really interesting but confusing
beowuuf: killd noob
atc927: Monty Python reference FTW
virre_: I mean historically and I always get upset about popcultures failing ideas of vikings
TXC2: killed by Viking
gralamin: people like ignoring that part of history
EvilBadman: He had to leave a robust audio log for you to discover
TXC2: becamed Vikinged
richard_ermen: Amusingly the actual viking invasion ended and met with the invasion of the normans, you know, 1066, when england got a new king after three kings-battle.
Amentur: Well the Norse were more than raiders. Vikings were the norse raiders
gralamin: Yes
glitched_goddess: Most people don’t think of the normans as Vikings? Their more Viking descendants. It’d be like giving graham credit for writing Shakespeare.
Raiz0k: We've got a local "History Channel-class" theory BTW that the first royal dynasty was descended from the Vikings.
Dr_Shandor: Yes
DarkNacht: Yes/No
virre_: Probably from graves, and history
richard_ermen: When William the Conqueror rose, formerly known as William the Bastard of Normandy
ContingentCat: yep
Stoffern: That is an emerging theory yes Beej
virre_: or sagas.
EvilBadman: AC: Valhalla does have a femme protag choice (not that they've shown that off much)
Amentur: Shield Maidens existed
rustenskurk: There is some archaeological evidence of female Norse warriors
dogghost11: Yes
bigpuppystuart: it wasn't 50/50 but is was sunstantially less than zero
kusinohki: viking babies have to come from somewhere
BrindleBoar: Anyone who wanted to vike could vike.
OrcaIguana: not 50/50, but woman were often in raiding parties
Creideiki_SE: All this vikings talk makes me realize I still haven't played Expeditions: Vikings. Expeditions: Conquistador was great, so I really should.
Lithobraker: It was an equal opportunity blood orgy
glitched_goddess: Their main concern was how killy you were
kusinohki: lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: but certainly old archiologists didn't bother checking warrior bones for gender, because haha warrior women. Only now they're checking the warrior graves and realising
mtvcdm: I mean, if you're the town getting raided, everyone's gotta be able to pitch in and defend the place.
Scarbble: ABV: always. be. viking.
Loonatic93: Did Ubisoft finally figure out how to animate women?
bravejrl: Cheer300 I’m glad the Vikings didn’t have horns in the teaser
SnyperWoIf: But where do viking babies come from?
rustenskurk: Also viking isn't a culture, it's a profession. Not every Norse person was a viking. Viking means pirate/raider/adventurer.
Raiz0k: Generally knowledge of women taking active combat roles is poor in the West due to a lack of relevant mythology probably.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun both vikings and pirates were far ahead of their time in regards to female roles at sea
TXC2: how many people in Ubisoft have seen that Sketch you reckon?
Laurence72: Bodaherd, cousin of Bofadees?
richard_ermen: You have to understand that early vikings weren't christian, so they didn't have that much of a problem with women in power as well.
floki4242: stealth is an option on this game
jonasjonIV: subscribe to G tell us about history
TheThromborax: "Viking" is a vocation, like "barbarian." Different cultures from Lapland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark (short list) treated women differently
red_shoes_jeff: WHOOPS almost missed CHENKPONK!
SaintJimothy: This is my favorite piece of gaming news I've ever encountered
JaysonMaxwell: @Raiz0k even Shadiversity has taken the stance of "but that's how people use the word, so - oh well"
Asimech: Oh, old archeologists didn't merely not bother checking the bones of corpses, but when told the bones weren't male they scoffed and insisted they must be wrong b/c look at all these weapons!
Foxmar320: Yep that checks out
CamelAttack: Pirates were initially sea socialists anyways...with tons of violence.
Kikazi: whoops
hesterbyrde: Big mood
TXC2: yeah that'll do it
wench_tacular: start as you mean to go on
beowuuf: oi oi oi what's your game *hurrrrk*
ShDragon: Yeah, that sounds about right
SnyperWoIf: Oh crap, my one move!
NimrodXIV: big oof
red_shoes_jeff: Hi Beej! Hi Paul! Hi Gra lrrHAM Hi chat!
floki4242: That check out
ninja_theory_ashrams: Viking is a profession, like farmer, not a group of of scandanavian people.
Hexy_Lexy234: vikings: "listen here, ya little shit"
TheMoatman: Are you kidding? He got to be the first guy ever killed by a viking
TheThromborax: @loadingreadyrun is that Alfred the Great's Saxon Chronicle, or is it older?
BlueMechanic: I feel that modern pieces of writing should start with an illuminated letter all big in its own decorated box
Raiz0k: @JaysonMaxwell : sorry, which word?
bigpuppystuart: Put on mail and a helmet and no one can see your boobs and flowing hair, as Eoawyn showed us.
TheMoatman: I presume it was the last murder in Scandanavia
dogghost11: What happen to your d&d
glitched_goddess: “What are ya gunna do, stab me?”
red_shoes_jeff: "Don't talk back to the axemen" Words to live by.
virre_: Yes an important part, the vikings not raiding was probably not defined as vikings. it is a bit complicated in history, history books often call it the nordic early-medieval period
Loonatic93: I always found it fascinating that arguably the greatest pirate in history was a Chinese (?) Woman.
TheMoatman: You know, like six months ago or something
virre_: End of the Viking age in England, not outside of England
richard_ermen: 1066 is a big date in english history.
TXC2: I mean there were Vikings gaurding the pope so.....
Raiz0k: At least she was kinda' represented in the Disney Ride™ ;).
Simonark: Yeah, Stamford Bridge was the reason Harold's troops were exhausted and lost to William the Conqueror
jonasjonIV: there is a reason 1066 was bug....
JaysonMaxwell: @Raiz0k "Viking" is unfortunately just come to refer to "that general area and era of scandinavians"
vrulg: There was a History Extra podcast episode recently on viking women. It's the episode from 2020-04-03 .
beowuuf: harald haadraada and all that
floki4242: Hey that's my birthday like a 1000 years After that
Nigouki: maybe it's on Wikipedia's List of Unusual Deaths? same place where they keep first person killed by a robot?
richard_ermen: You have to remember Vikings being very influential all over Europe, up to Byzantium, Constantinople, where they were the actual imperial guard.
Simonark: They had to fight two massive battles in succession
dogghost11: Will you do a d&d campaign over chat
GapFiller: NOTE as The Norman Conquest was technically a Viking Invasion yr cd therefore argue The Normans in The North of England was Viking vs Viking
Raiz0k: @JaysonMaxwell : ah, yeah, sure, assume implicit air quotes :).
Jondare: Whether or not he was hung has sadly been forgotten by history...
djalternative: boy was that guy hung
Dr_Shandor: Living is a cause of death
Dared00: I'm sure a Minnesota Vikings member killed someone sometime in the team history
red_shoes_jeff: I mean, he may also have been hung, we just don't know.
ryuhimora: let's party like's it's 1066
Pheonix888: proximate cause?
GapFiller: Beej The Normans were Vikings
TXC2: "I'm not a Viking, I'm Kivan Rus!"
TheMerricat: "I was the first Viking to kill someone"
EvilBadman: Oh my god, you can't just ask if I'm a viking
virre_: Viking very much a part of scandinavia for quite a while longer. and traditions lived much longer, maybe in to the early 20th century in rites
ContingentCat: and the second guy nobody cares about
Raiz0k: BTW, all this talking about Vikings and we still haven't mentioned horned helmets?
Laurence72: If someone from MInnesota's Football Team kills someone, would that count as the most recent one?
BlueMechanic: I like looking at lists of how people died from hundreds of years ago because some are hilarious, or just worded in a way that is hard to understand in modern times
richard_ermen: Well, William the Conqueror is still remembered.
accountmadeforants: They don't record the "last viking death", you just had to be there. Gotta get that FOMO.
Hexy_Lexy234: to be fair, the English guy probably deserved it :P
beowuuf: the second guy getting killed down the road was, briefly, very relieved to have lost that race :p
dogghost11: Can you do a d&d campaign over chat
bigpuppystuart: that Viking was Kevin the Stabhappy
EvilBadman: @Raiz0k Yeah because they're not a real thing
GapFiller: speaking of killer Vikings it figures Brock Lesnar deserves a mention here
ryuhimora: graham seems to be floating up in steps
TheMerricat: Graham's having a localized earthquake!!!!
TXC2: Hexy_Lexy234 we usaly do
ShDragon: You know, I don't think I would complain if my claim to fame was "first person ever killed by..."
glitched_goddess: “Ulf hated this dude’s sass...”
Wiliart: That's because the vikings didn't stop being, they simply became part of English culture.
dogghost11: D&D
Ritaspirithntr: Wait what?
Raiz0k: @EvilBadman : That was the joke :).
ShDragon: Partially because, you know, I'd be dead, but.
ninja_theory_ashrams: also, a lot of cultures at the time did raiding and pillaging. invaded people just more often documented vikings doing it
Ritaspirithntr: Oh! assassin’s creed!
richard_ermen: All I want for ACValhalla is something like Shadows of Mordors nemesis system where the english person killed becomes ever more battered, vicious and weird with each death :D
Hexy_Lexy234: @TXC2 as a french canadian with native haritage, yes :P
DarkNacht: If there was viking murder in animal crossing I would probably play it
Raiz0k: Yeah, not the Other AC™.
Laurence72: I am always wary of things that have to point out that they are "smart".
Foxmar320: Im still trying to decide what if any next gen systems I want.
EvilBadman: Yep, Beej
beowuuf: haha, can't get murdered by them if you rename them seaBRAIN
Loonatic93: Will it also include PC?
Raiz0k: Or the Default AC™ as the case may be now.
virre_: I assume Vikings also documented there own stuff on rune-stones is part of why we know about them so much
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HbombAndFriends: Too bad it's not AC VA-11 HALL-A.
Amentur: Microsoft has always been BIG on backwards compatibility. It doesn't surprise me
EvilBadman: Notably Madden21 is /not/ doing Smart Delivery and have an upgrade path
TheThromborax: it's a good deal, but I haven't had an Xbox in fifteen years
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richard_ermen: @virre_ Well...some of it. Remember, some of them actually build up a great runestone that only said "Wikke was this high" with the highest point being his height marking.
nevermore913: seems like a really smart move on Microsofts behalf
SaintJimothy: Next thing we know, microsoft will be getting into the PC market
TheMerricat: @EvilBadman Smart Delivery of Madden would be to just not install.
EvilBadman: HOOOO
nevermore913: also you not having to buy it twice is a smart play
richard_ermen: @SaintJimothy You mean like...with Age of Empires etc?
Loonatic93: @SaintJimothy HEH!
virre_: richard_ermen Ah, yes my books did not focus on thoose
TXC2: richard_ermen Gods if only
Foxmar320: Never heard of that one
Amentur: Chorus looked interesting enough
richard_ermen: @TXC2 Wasn't AOE4 announced?
SnyperWoIf: They still make new FPS?
TXC2: how is Bright memory infinite not a JRPG? :P
Dared00: Bright Memory is impressive, the entire game is made by a single guy in China
Hexy_Lexy234: -phone rings- "hey its ya boi, the sea"
Foxmar320: So much dirt
TXC2: richard_ermen possibly, but it's been awhile
EvilBadman: I had trouble remembering half of these games 10 minutes after the video, and I working a games-related marketing job
kusinohki: chorus - I was expecting a singing game...
GapFiller: aeiou aeiou John Madden John Madden dddddddd
Raiz0k: Probably because they're Game [increment by 1].
Foxmar320: Id play that
HorusFive: Wasn't that a Hitman level?
Orlantia: Has Sony announced backwards compatibility?
kusinohki: new meaning to "quarterback sneak"
ryuhimora: AssCreed Madded sounds intruiging
Raiz0k: Being John Madden.
CaptainSpam: I thought they said Madden WASN'T part of the Smart Delivery thing?
GapFiller: AssCreedMadden does sound cool
TXC2: AC Madden is just blood Bowl
Laurence72: The killer Vikings you were NOT expecting
Abavus: A new meaning to full contact sports
Foxmar320: wat
djalternative: the assassins vs john madden
Loonatic93: So The Last Boyscout the game?
the_canuck_mystic: John Madden is the ultimate assassin!
richard_ermen: The anime is OFF THE CHARTS!
Dog_of_Myth: Anime souls game
Hexy_Lexy234: you had me at "profoundly anime"
bigpuppystuart: If tthere were assasins in football then i would watch it
Simonark: Hey, Really Giger
CaptainSpam: You lost me at "profoundly anime". Kappa
chaostreader: John Madden the “cerebral assassin”
Rhynerd: “One of your ancestors was a football player?”
EvilBadman: It's murder the dinosaurs with guns
Foxmar320: what if I lack two friends?
EvilBadman: I am not joking
Hexy_Lexy234: First Person Clicker
TXC2: didn't we play that on Watch + play? Kappa
JaysonMaxwell: FPS - Clickerv3 Game :D
thundershot879: ikoria
Akaiatana: Paul Ikoria JUST did this!
Orlantia: dinos that are actually related to lizards?
Orgmastron: Legally Distinct Dino Crisis
Raiz0k: Wait, The Fall 3: Ascent?
glitched_goddess: Dinosaurs with tentacles
Amentur: Scorn has had gameplay videos 2 years old
j0xer: opposite of downwell?
Raiz0k: Oh, yeah, Paul's is better xD.
Simonark: One in every thousand dinosaurs was born with two heads. It's like normal, depressing mutation.
kusinohki: mutated dinosours - the shoot lazers out of their eyes and have telepathy
DizzySparkles: not mountain climbing dang
GapFiller: IS IT FREESPACE 3!?
Orlantia: ahh legally disctint shadow run
accountmadeforants: "A scent", the first game with olfactory simulation!
GapFiller: lrrAWW
Loonatic93: Mutated Dinosaurs is effectively Ikoria.
FITorion: twitch has been glitching every time I load a new tab the last few weeks...
EvilBadman: Medium is a Silent Hill-like with SH's compuser
Orlantia: a deeply medium horror game
Asimech: Horror, porn, same diff.
GapFiller: The Medium is totally a VN title
Laurence72: Hey, depends on what your kinks are
Foxmar320: hmmm
atc927: isn't those too the same thing?
HorusFive: Quick on the draw there Beej. Not that I wouldn't have guessed same
Stoffern: Call Ben and Adam?
Nigouki: that Blair Witch game was not a Blair Witch game
GapFiller: also horror porn visual novels are totally a thing irl
JaysonMaxwell: Might be good - might be a movie with gameplay elements.
TheThromborax: flip a coin
OrcaIguana: horror game and erotic visual novel are not mutually exclusive
Dared00: They also made Observer, which was very good
ashiok_nightmare_moose: watch n spoop
SnyperWoIf: The Broodwich?
glitched_goddess: Well it could be an erotic novel for some
Orlantia: i dont want a fragon colon
TheMerricat: Ian bait
Simonark: That Yakuza's colon is like a dragons!
EvilBadman: It's not a Kiryu game
Kikazi: I feel "Yakuza" is its own genre at this point
Dared00: It's called Yakuza 7/Ryu Ga Gotoku 7 in Japan
Pheonix888: that sounds painfull
TheThromborax: TURN! BASED! YAKUZA!
Rhynerd: Didn’t they also make Observer_?
Creideiki_SE: I like dragons, but am worried this game might be false marketing in that respect.
Dared00: Also, it's an RPG now
glitched_goddess: If your colon is like a dragon, do you fart flames?
OrcaIguana: fanciful retelling of dune, aren't they making a new movie in 2021?
Electrodyne: I want to play a guy who has a common like a dragon
Akaiatana: Like a Dragon, breathing for the very first time?
Loonatic93: Like a Dragon is one of my favorite Lonely Island songs!
Electrodyne: colon
Simonark: Yakuza 9: Like A Muskrat
nevermore913: also the new yakuza is turn based
EvilBadman: Yakuza's been getting ported to Xboxen
TheThromborax: Yakuza: Pokemon
EvilBadman: I'm working thorugh 0
LegionofLashes: CHCKPUNT!
bigpuppystuart: It would be "like a Virgin" but we all know that Yakuza protags get it
Electrodyne: Yakuza, Colon Like A Dragon
Orlantia: has Sony announced backwards compatibility?
TwitchTVsFrank: like a dragon to the tune of like a virgin
Raiz0k: Yakuza 9: Giraffe Fellating Man
Foxmar320: Gonna be honest here, only Assassins Creed interests me out of that list
Admiralmatt: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:45.
Asimech: Wait. Shouldn't it be called Ryu Ga Gotoku 7: Yakuza in Japan? Such a lost opportunity.
EvilBadman: This is part of their normal Monthly show, but this was speficially themed for the new console
Loonatic93: Hoarding Gold... Like a Dragon. Breathing Fire.. Like a Dragon. Holding meetings... Like a Dragon.
Dared00: The events are called Xbox 20/20
nevermore913: July is going to be the big first party reveal
HbombAndFriends: Monthly
TheSpindash: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:03.
Dog_of_Myth: It was very underwhelming today.
Amentur: Summoning lobsters ... like a dragon
Foxmar320: Yeah
Foxmar320: Still waiting on Sony to show anything
OrcaIguana: I'm waiting for the day that first party games aren't consle exclusive (AKA end of world)
richard_ermen: Underwhelming is my safe word.
Laurreth: "That's underwhelming" is a pretty good replacement for E3 ^^
EvilBadman: of the new stuff show (not ac:v, Yakuza or Vamp2) I was only interested in Call of the Sea
Foxmar320: Accurate
glitched_goddess: Xbox is pretty underwhelming in general
kusinohki: "why isn't anyone simply whelmed??"
Dared00: @OrcaIguana MS is already doing that... kinda, all their first parties are also coming to PC
AgentMagicMaster: oh BOY
Foxmar320: LOL
HorusFive: See Also "Jack Twitter's Hell Website"
TXC2: druuuuuuuugggggggs
atc927: I'd love to see Bill Gates streaming from his home the new trailers
Stoffern: oh no
NimrodXIV: oh ffs
WrightJustice: LUL
OrcaIguana: @dared00 true
GapFiller: HAHAHAHAH katesLol katesLol katesLol
HorusFive: You know, like everybody does all the time
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
GapFiller: OH its getting better and better
Arium26: I don't like the phrase "Get caught by the sentry bots"
Orgmastron: katesLol
TheMoatman: Good keming joke
NoNane09: LUL that's such a good stinger
ShDragon: Oh wow, the end line on that is :chef:
HorusFive: benginDab benginCry
ninja_theory_ashrams: "that site that let's me know what my parents are doing, and also does light treason"
NormiV: Are you guys nervous about tomorrow?
LunarJade: Why? What happens?
HorusFive: Truer words were never said.
LunarJade: Ah hell, this is Beej. I keep forgetting to log myself in.
Foxmar320: lol
HorusFive: Grow-Ops
Akaiatana: But Graham, facebook is owned by Mark Z, he's a robot
SnyperWoIf: 750 bells for dank turns!?!
DiscordianTokkan: Heh
Ritaspirithntr: Lol!!!
thundershot879: LunarBeej
TStodden: Gardening groups utilize UK English (the "Queen's Language")
TXC2: people use facebook?
atc927: "My saproling grew by +2/+2 today"
the_canuck_mystic: That's a great solution!
Laurence72: Where is Google+ when you need it??
OrcaIguana: I don't think anyone with weed is on Facebook
Foxmar320: TXC2 I have old friends who only use FB and I have no idea why
TheThromborax: do dispensaries have Facebook pages? I wish I was in Canada
TXC2: Laurence72 in 2011 Kappa
Akaiatana: People are going to sell stacks and gets paid in stacks
richard_ermen: Facebook....that relic from the early 2000s? do people still use that?
Jeezy56: TXC2 only for Simpsons memes
Raiz0k: Just on the dank web.
HbombAndFriends: The Dank Web
hesterbyrde: Maybe the algorithm can differentiate actual use of common terms
ForOhForError: Dank "Raymonds"
SquareDotCube: Let's be honest, they're still chatting via IPB forum
the_canuck_mystic: We are now.
Foxmar320: Nice!
thundershot879: at this point I'm nervous about everyday
Raiz0k: @HbombAndFriends : fist bump.
Asimech: @TXC2 Based on a 2012 article only "hipsters" _aren't_ using Facebook. And they're hurting their next of kin by not being available through it.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Firday? I thought tomorrow was Yodelsday.
ContingentCat: katesHype Bridge hype!
Simonark: Is this from the dimension where you have a PPR tomorrow, not this one?
TXC2: Asimech ha :P
HorusFive: I also wonder how much trouble people have in adding a letter to any of the KK music
Foxmar320: I have no idea how far I am from the concert
jonasjonIV: wat
ContingentCat: yes? yes.
Foxmar320: I also need to terraform to place a bridge
Akaiatana: An AI universe where the world yells INCOMING CONCERT
SirBiffaloEsq: This island is the sea now
Laurence72: As a non Animal Crossing person, whenever I hear the name K.K. Slider, I picture a small hamburger
KodeMage: I just got here, why is this happening?
TStodden: K.K. Slider isn't as loud as Disaster Zone (the loudest band in the known galaxy).
Foxmar320: Laurence72 now I want a burger
ForOhForError: wuhoh
KodeMage: that was the weirdest thing to hear when I got here... lol
ShDragon: Oh no, gaming IP nonsense.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: woof
beowuuf: do they own themselves yet?
GapFiller: AND Descent Freespace
Kikazi: I... need a flow chart or a matrix or something
Foxmar320: oh good
TheMerricat: Painkiller!!!!
Dared00: Oh man, Singles. That was actually a pretty competent Sims clone.
Theycallmejokke: The mind boogles
Kikazi: yes plz
Foxmar320: O_o
Laurreth: Someone needs to buy Volition the Freespace license
TXC2: !store
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Amentur: Oh more Red Faction cohhO
wench_tacular: and boy are they needed
Akaiatana: In the GIF shop
Dimometer: woo... flowcharts!
glmdgrielson: Singles sounds like a very questionable name.
ArcOfTheConclave: there is a gitfshop!
DevInsanity: And where is Atari in this tangled web? They're always somewhere
Foxmar320: :D
NimrodXIV: lol
Foxmar320: Yesssssss
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Hexy_Lexy234: LUL
bigpuppystuart: LET ME PICK UP WOMEN ON MARS!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun can we get an actual flowchart? I'd buy it.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 2020 Gaming IP Draft now on ESPN 50
TheMerricat: @Laurence72 "Freespace was originally developed by Volition, now probably best known for developing the Saints Row franchise. After the collapse of its parent company THQ, Volition was sold to Koch Media but now court documents show that Interplay is the owner of Freespace"
Koios7: xx xy?
SquareDotCube: "Hi, My name is Alec Mason. I blow up things for a living"
accountmadeforants: The flow chart depicts multiple ouroboroses, in an MC Escher-like configuration of somehow eating each other.
ChrisGMiller: talk about your destroyable geometrey
NimrodXIV: that was DS
werebears_arms: red faction singles: flirt up your mars?
AtomicAlchemical: Bringing destructible environments to the dating sim genre
OrcaIguana: I'd buy a flowchart shirt.
kusinohki: that sounds too much like a leisure suit larry title...
HbombAndFriends: I remember Sprung on DS.
Foxmar320: LOL
Theycallmejokke: :D
Foxmar320: Nice nice
Hexy_Lexy234: OMG LUL
wench_tacular: way to make it worse
glmdgrielson: Wasn't there also Feel the Magic, which was made by Sega?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
glitched_goddess: I’m ashamed to admit I bought it
djalternative: "everyone's super horny and not terribly picky"
TheMerricat: I'm not sure I'd be interested in a dating sim with destrucable landscaping....
Hexy_Lexy234: @djalternative so normal life Kappa
Vyous: Atari
GapFiller: it feels this is all Ataris fault
Creideiki_SE: Flashbacks to Rackspace buying Silicon Graphics just for the name...
kusinohki: big company has too much negative press/baggage is my guess
Akaiatana: Oh, like the Alien from MIB who wore the skin of that farmer!
Laurence72: So, new business model, come up wth a cool name and wait to be bought out?
GapFiller: another thing to blame Atari for
ShDragon: Like, the shambling husk of Atari
HorusFive: Or who have better name recognition (or not so bad publicity) like ConEd
Theycallmejokke: Wut
Dared00: Oh god
beowuuf: woah
HorusFive: Or Comcast
wench_tacular: blast from the past
ShDragon: and Micropro- Yeah, G beat me
Pheonix888: what!?
GapFiller: OH literal Atari
mercano82: Yeah, they did a few Civ games
TheThromborax: no
im_in_love_with_a_goat: Kinda like how Beoing bought McDonnel Douglas, but really McDonnell Douglas bought Boeing
richard_ermen: I do.
Simonark: Civ!
Jeezy56: I played Grand Prix 2, I remember
GerrardUK: I do
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Worms
RomanGoro: Eff yeah I remember Microprose
Angnor33: I do remember
Raiz0k: now_i_feel_old.jpg
TXC2: Vaguely yes
Cowak: Roller Coaster Tycoon
gralamin: micropose <3
morgoth_bauglyr: microprose published the OG xcom
TheMerricat: X-Com.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: MTG game
virre_: Railroad Tycoon
Lucien0451: Transport Tycoon!
GhostOfACoffeeCup: X-COM
Wiliart: Didn't they make some Formula 1 games?
RomanGoro is an outlier apparently
Zandivya: xcom
richard_ermen: Covert Action!
PixelArtDragon: WHAT
SquareDotCube: Funny how the big companies don't want to do the work of making their own dev studios despite having much more capability than anyone else
TheManaLeek: Microprose did Shandalar
Akaiatana: Microprose made the first MTG!
virre_: Shandalar
richard_ermen: Masters of Mana
couldntpickausername remembers microprose
Raiz0k: Firaxis, née Microprose.
glitched_goddess: Microprose PogChamp
PixelArtDragon: Worms
Critterbot: Right they made the early X-COM games!
GapFiller: Jeezy56 High Five for Grand Prix 2 Bros
robijunior: Well now you make me feelold. Thanks!
bigpuppystuart: Micro pros. for when you want to be professionals but never top 5 feet.
FITorion: Master of Orion... My Namesake
Electrodyne: Aww yeah, Microprose and Broderbund
couldntpickausername remembers playing demos of their games included on disks
Raiz0k: Ah, so like Atari.
Raiz0k: Holly crap, that's even better!
DevInsanity: Hah! I knew Atari would be involved somehow
Laurreth: Microprose went through the corporate centipede
PixelArtDragon: They've been Firaxis for a while though
virre_: I to am old and remember seeing games I enjoy start with there logo
SquareDotCube: A "yeah, sure, uh huuuuh" moment
ShDragon: Also: Telltale Games, as another that's been ressurrected by no one involved in the original.
glitched_goddess: Yeah Atari has died like five times by now. They’re like an 80s serial killer.
MikeSmith916: Half my game library was Microprose back in the olden times.
kusinohki: "this is my father's ax... we had to replace the handle and blade..."
DevInsanity: Hey!
gralamin: ouch
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Laurence72: ouchie :P
ShDragon: OUCH, Graham.. OUCH
GapFiller: LOL
CaptainSpam: Ooo. That's cold. :-P
badpandabear: I'm not *that* old!
GapFiller: sick burn
HorusFive: Ouch G.
SnyperWoIf: Hey! I'm 36!!!
Akaiatana: They have a mind like a Civ
TXC2: what is with that personal attack Graham?
Angnor33: That makes my knee hurt, Graham.
PixelArtDragon: Hey, I grew up on them, and I'm 25
Orgmastron: CALLED OUT
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I'm just 45
wench_tacular: we're not thaaaat old
ForOhForError: ow
HorusFive: lrrWOW lrrGRAHAM
Laurreth: I'll have you know that I'm only at the lower bound of age brackets with significant mortality!
TXC2: Kappa
Zandivya: cohhOld
ShDragon: I am wounded
PixelArtDragon: Railroad Tycoon
robijunior: Now I'm just in-salted!
richard_ermen: I played microprose games even as I was....6 years old ^^
Loonatic93: The first MtG game! Shandalar!
JaysonMaxwell: Time has no meaning - we're free of the tyranny of age :P
Laurence72: I am in this picture, yada yada
GapFiller: speaking of Atari yr wonder what Nolan Bushnell is upto these days
richard_ermen: It's a cheap shot ^^
StageMgrRob: I remember Microprose.
mercano82: "I'm 37! I'm not old." "Well, I couldn't just call you man, could I?"
Drasvin: They also made the early MechWarrior games
OrcaIguana: go away popup is my favorite
bigpuppystuart: *oldvoice * Mr stark, your sass wont be tolarated young man. *old voice*
ashiok_nightmare_moose: second front: the back
PixelArtDragon: To be fair, I got into them because it's what my now 59 year old dad would buy
kusinohki: "all the jokes we didn't write" sounds like a live segment...
CaptainSpam: Second Front? A non-Euclidean geometry simulator? Oh, no, it's a war game.
couldntpickausername: dear game developers: let WW2 go please
mercano82: C Power, it's an IDE.
Foxmar320: lol
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GapFiller: C Power sounds like a programming language edutainment game
Zandivya: C: big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in
Laurreth: @GapFiller and next we know, Borland will release a racing game called Turbo C
Orlantia: Hex-draw, surprisingly using a completely inefficient octagon as thier tiling system
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TXC2: if you're gonna do WW2, at least do the bits people don't normaly do
virre_: They sound like boardgames I would like to play, with lot of chits
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GapFiller: GapFiller it esp fits as Microprose date from an Edutainment game era
gravity_pike: oh man, did i miss them turning the animal crossings into nuggies?
SquareDotCube: TBH, the strategy genre is one AAA rarely touch and therefore hasn't been soured
TXC2: Like can we get a game set in Burma?
PixelArtDragon: They're games Sid Meier would make lrrBEEJ
ninja_theory_ashrams: @gravity_pike yes
Simonark: That's like bronzey and goldy but it's made of iron?
Laurence72: wwww
djalternative: too late
TheMerricat: War games were natural low hanging fruit for video game desgners.
Laurreth: Gentlemen, we made it. The great war, 1914 to 1917.
Rhynerd: Isn't there only one game that covers the African theater of WW2?
GapFiller: is this the Overwatch story
Rhynerd: that game being a Sniper Elite?
HbombAndFriends: So, Microprose was western Koei, or Koei was Japanese Microprose
bigpuppystuart: if we post the black adder script will Beej just perform it episode by episode?
mercano82: It's pronounced Ray-hall
Jeezy56: it's said more like Ray-hall
busblackandgold: ray-hall
Simonark: Goodbye, you lazy, big-nosed rubber-faced bastard!
LoadingReadyRun: noted, thanks!
DoodlestheGreat: @rhynerd, one of the early Battlefield games included North Africa.
HbombAndFriends: This was a crazy turn of events at the end of the race
GapFiller: Rei Hell
Foxmar320: I want to watch this anime
Orlantia: holy shit this is amazing
richard_ermen: that a sudden anime formula 1 story??
HorusFive: I would watch this wrestling storyline
djalternative: who do we get to produce this anime
GapFiller: this actually sounds better than most soaps
Jeezy56: Ferrucci is lrrGARBO
atc927: @Foxmar320 I'm almost sure there's a VN about something like this
Arium26: Ferrucci runs into everyone
HbombAndFriends: Askew- emphasis on first syllable
DarkMatt717: ooh that article
Dared00: Fun fact about Ferrucci: " In 2018, Ferrucci was fired from his Formula 2 team after accusations of wrecking his teammate and racist remarks. Ferrucci has been cited as one of the world's most hated race car drivers."
Ritaspirithntr: What does this have to do with games?
ForOhForError: Also known as LA Noire Syndrome
Dog_of_Myth: As someone from Indianapolis, Race car drivers are REALLY like this.
Raiz0k: @djalternative : I can't wait for the intro/outro clips.
NoNane09: "His turf" LUL Lando is also an iRacing pro, this has been his turf for many, many years
DarkMatt717: that article was neat because I recall it going perfectly fine *until* the end
LadyLockwood92: Came in to Graham saying 'What if I cause problems on purpose?'
ryuhimora: @Ritaspirithntr it's professional drivers playing games instead of real cars
GapFiller: The competitive mindset does it feel breed arseholes
ContingentCat: when crashing isn't seriously dangerous, the way it is with people in cars why not
Orlantia: who knew that when there isn't imminent death, people drive like shitbags
DoodlestheGreat: I guarantee NASCAR drivers are pretty much assholes. Look up "rubbin' is racing."
DarkMatt717: real strong "guess i'll die" mentality
RomanGoro: It's a heel move is what you're saying
Ritaspirithntr: @ryuhimora Ah! Thx!!
GapFiller: the professional racecar driver mindset being esp competitive and therefore esp arsehole producing
GapFiller: eyyy VICE
Raiz0k: i mean, we'll all probably die eventually, what's wrong with dying at 250kph?
DarkMatt717: and doing a sick flip
MKHGOP1: Every Driver an AssTrack
TheMoatman: Yeah, it's definitely one of those things where you're a dickbag if you do it because you're hurt, and *everybody* will do it if you're safe
OrcaIguana: AKA vroom vroom go fast man go boom boom when not drive fast - my older brother in the room.
Foxmar320: yeah
TheMoatman: I'm pretty sure I named an Eve character that
Orlantia: people are going to get into fist fights when they're able to get back on the track
NoNane09: Oh is that the Rob Zachny article?
DarkMatt717: stop the car now we're decking it out
HbombAndFriends: It’ll be interesting to see if iRacing rivalries carry over to real racing once it resumes.
Dog_of_Myth: You want to talk about racing grudges, look up A.J. Foyt.
Jeezy56: so they let a V8 supercars driver win the Indy race :D
Trumbon3: I like the name morph
DarkMatt717: yoloswag
Raiz0k: Ah, so a slow motion rage quit.
Tiber727: As someone who constantly gets talked over in discussions, sometimes you have to force your way in because asking politely isn't going to work.
GapFiller: competitive people taking things too srsly is a recipe for success
LadyLockwood92: Ah...a cascading rage quit
HbombAndFriends: @jeezy56 He was slated to run a handful of IndyCar races this season.
accountmadeforants: I see, so the solution to make people take e-sports more seriously is strapping remote-controlled explosives under the gamers' chairs.
atc927: A race quit, one might say
kusinohki: what if they had to pay for the virtual damage or something??
DarkMatt717: put on those packs from Octo Expansion
Jeezy56: the fact that the american racing series have it on TV with sponsors makes it a lot more 'real' than say the F! esports series
TheMerricat: " His career in European open-wheel racing ended spectacularly as he intentionally drove into a teammate, ignored a summons by racing officials, and got caught texting and driving in a race car. "
DarkMatt717: that detonate when you lose the 8 ball
Laurreth: there's an easy way to get them back in order: shock collars
AtomicAlchemical: Considering the audience investment in the spectacle of flaming wrecks, maybe this is the future of pro e-racing?
Raiz0k: There's going to be loooooots of psychology papers regarding this phenomenon, i.e. of the cognitive dissonance of doing your job vs a sudden loss of a feeling of consequences.
Traion: TheMerricat wait what?!
AngelicKnighthood: Any this is why my racers of choice are marbles.
NoNane09: One of the interesting things about iRacing specifically is that they actually do hand down punishments for bad on-track behavior for their regular races, but they can't do here.
MikeSmith916: For whoever is going to read the racing story, Rahal is pronounced Ray-Haul.
Arium26: Scotty Mac was supposed to race IndyCars this season? I'd love to see that
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat You nailed it.
RomanGoro: In conclusion: let's just watch marble racing
busblackandgold: there was also some discussion that Saturday's race was the least realistic as far as how the cars and track were behaving
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TheMerricat: That quote was concerning - Ferrucci
DarkMatt717: pffffthahahahahah
SnyperWoIf: Remember New Super Mario Bros Wii? I played that with a group of 5 friends / 4 controllers. We were all being cooperative and getting through the first level. Then, we gave the controller to Dan. Dan went as fast as possible and killed all of us. Competitive New Super Mario Bros Wii
DarkMatt717: texting while driving an f1 race that's a good one
HbombAndFriends: @arium26 Yup. For Penske.
Orlantia: and this is the shit they do when their gonna die
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glitched_goddess: Italians get violent with sport it seems.
Arium26: Sick
SpacePotato01: Or you need to have a car wheel lying around.
GapFiller: SnyperWoIf same thing happend to my friends
GapFiller: and it feels this stroy is not uncommon
Raiz0k: Ah, so like that football with a name starting with a "B" in the European leagues.
Foxmar320: One game of Chu Chu Rocket
Jeezy56: Ferrucci was driving back from the main pits to the support paddock, not during the race, (also without gloves on) but still...
Raiz0k: With a thing Mohawk.
MKHGOP1: Is that against the Geneva Conventions
Raiz0k: *thin
Jeezy56: when he aws texting I mean
Foxmar320: Oh YES
kusinohki: stage one - mario party. stage 2 - mario kart
SnyperWoIf: @GapFiller Really? That was the only time that happened with various friend groups
GapFiller: Foxmar320 Chu Chu Rocket is ABSOLUTELY a Fight Starter
Foxmar320: I saw this :D
Dog_of_Myth: Awww yeah
DoodlestheGreat: And adjustable gonads!
ContingentCat: Nice BA reference
Foxmar320: GapFiller exactly muhahahaaaa
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ahh BA joke
djalternative: mix and match your naughty bits!!!!!
MKHGOP1: Stage 3 Great Cave Offensive SSBU
Raiz0k: Sounds like my kind of weekend.
TXC2: "and one scene where a man eats a live ocotpus>"
Orlantia: im sorry?
wench_tacular: ouch?
DiscordianTokkan: And now genital modding! Putting the trans into transhumanism!
DarkMatt717: assistance
ContingentCat: waht
Jondare: "assist"???
BrindleBoar: "assist"
Rhynerd: what?
Kimbotics: Graham is Claire omg
couldntpickausername: wow, I didn't think I could get less interested in the game
ContingentCat: combinations?
Foxmar320: Customization junk
Koios7: succinHead
Foxmar320: Just two dongs
pyrojakk: Wait what the hell are we talking about?!
SnyperWoIf: All the dongs!
Laurreth: fractal domgs
drcanonball: aa what now?
Raiz0k: Nice bait and switch there!
Rhynerd: just three dongs?
Hexy_Lexy234: D O N G S
AtomicAlchemical: Cyberpunk dick-nipples
BrindleBoar: bam gottem
DoodlestheGreat: Dicknipples? Will they be shitting?
SquareDotCube: "My character is a literal massive dong"
NimrodXIV: teeth
Foxmar320: LOL
DarkMatt717: mystery crotch, yes
Trumbon3: lol
KeirenH: I don't think that CDRP could have payed for this good of advertising
Asimech: Triple the dongs, triple the chance to stumble tent first into success.
SnyperWoIf: Everything is a dong
ContingentCat: katesLol
GapFiller: mmm frozen yogurt
DiscordianTokkan: Crotch Frogurt!
wench_tacular: welcome to the future
Arcticblast324: "level up their stamina" oh no
Raiz0k: Maybe they're reenacting Mein Teil?
Foxmar320: How many dongs can we get installed?
Critterbot: I mean...sure?
MKHGOP1: do dong nipples make cum or milk
HorusFive: Hey- if it was an option...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The crotch frogurt is also cursed.
Raiz0k: All of them.
Orlantia: TCBY in mah PANTS
Amentur: Well Cyberpunk is very much about transcending the human body. So dick-nipples should be par for the course
Laurreth: all the while singing Hakuna Matata, but with slightly different but rhyming words
Dared00: Can't wait for the "Unlimited Dongs" Mod
TXC2: Foxmar320 as meany as wont too Kappa
DarkMatt717: this got very AO very quickly
beowuuf: chris helsworth
GapFiller: Raiz0k ah delicious delicious cannibalism
djalternative: @Foxmar320 how many species of dongs can we get installed?
Tiber727: Sexually transmitted bacteria.
TheThromborax: I can't wait to play this, terrified my kids are going to walk into the room
Foxmar320: I got an espresso maker installed
TheMerricat: @MKHGOP1 Frozen Yogurt, weren't you paying attention?
beowuuf: extraction was better than it had a right to be, to be honest
LadyLockwood92: I...really don't trust CD Projekt Red to do this at all respectfully.
Raiz0k: @GapFiller : it never gets old. Unlike the main course.
Hexy_Lexy234: thor guy? maybe he shouldve taken an advil
ContingentCat: that sounds like a Panalyists prompt, customized junk
FloydOfSmeg: bringing the Softserve again
gravity_pike: oh, good, shitting dick nipples
Orgmastron: @ladylockwood92 Same
glitched_goddess: @dared00 it should be called Unlimited Dong Works
GapFiller: speaking of cannibalism Anthony Hopkins was also Hannibal Lector
BrindleBoar: "that's... why I'm here"
im_in_love_with_a_goat: Can the actual checkpoint video please have the gourmet makes-style overlay of text?
TXC2: the best wareing I heard was for Oldboy
DarkMatt717: crisis on infinite dongs
GapFiller: glitched_goddess OMG
ContingentCat: sergeIrene
Raiz0k: Right, right. But can you pet the dog?
Dog_of_Myth: One of the devs tweeted that "they don't f*ck around"
DarkMatt717: except they do that's exactly what they're doing
GapFiller: yeh theyre always hilariously dry
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, no, that's just the British rating. "Continuous BLOODY violence, bruv!"
DarkMatt717: zoom crotch, enhance crotch
Foxmar320: omg
Hexy_Lexy234: moving towards the crotch, nothing more
Dared00: Are you going the Gourmet Makes ingredients overlay while you're reading the ESRB?
Dared00: *to add
Raiz0k: I'm dying xD.
accountmadeforants: Time to get LoadingReadyRun an ESRB rating? Just to read the description.
PixelArtDragon: I mean, this could even just be a headbutt
slopoppotamus: Is it weird that this makes me more excited for this game?
Foxmar320: :D
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: @Dared00 That is a GREAT idea!
GapFiller: its not gorn its art
ContingentCat: hey don't kinkshame, someone probably finds that sexy
Critterbot: jlrrFacepalm
Kimbotics: I now need Gourmet Games LRR with the "kitchen" aka the crew
CaptainSpam: @PixelArtDragon No, no, they said the crotch, not the butt. Kappa
LadyLockwood92: T Pose!
Kimbotics: Who is Brad?
DoodlestheGreat: Don't yuck someone's yum!
kusinohki: detached head - baron munchauser style?
NimrodXIV: what
Raiz0k: Re 2000 I was thinking more in the lines of a head rotating like the thrown bone.
red_shoes_jeff: NEAT!
DiscordianTokkan: katesBrad
DarkMatt717: so we getting some terminator v robocop action?
TheMerricat: And they are adding FRIENDSHIPS back!
ContingentCat: @Kimbotics Beej? I don't think anyone else has that chaos energy
Raiz0k: Falling down the stairs?
DarkMatt717: friendships were the best fatalities
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GapFiller: Robocop and Mortal Kombat what is this the early nineties again?
TXC2: "there will be.....trouble"
accountmadeforants: Walking down stairs. We don't know if any of the MK characters can climb stairs.
Kimbotics: @ContingentCat totally agree. MAYBE Ian though
Orlantia: queue the Key and Peele sketh "Shot in the Dick"
ninja_theory_ashrams: data spike to the temple
EvilBadman: I'd kill that for a dollar!
DarkMatt717: I mean, we had Freddy before
DarkMatt717: nightmare on elm st freddy
SquareDotCube: ED-209 falls on them and they turn into a blood spatter
mercano82: There's a plot?
GapFiller: then agin after a full decade of eighties nostalgia it does feel early nineties nostalgia is starting to creep in
TXC2: the last 3 mortal kombat games have had shockingly good polts
kusinohki: they want to make more movies??
TXC2: *plots
ContingentCat: @Kimbotics ohh yeah I could see Ian having a fermentation station
DarkMatt717: You know, here and now
Dog_of_Myth: Story is actually good in the last few MK games
DarkMatt717: what WOULD a mortal kombat movie look like
EvilBadman: and Joker
TheThromborax: it's all explained in the movie, Paul!
GapFiller: and there was that DC xover
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that's because the studio that took over the franchise feels that the only reason _their_ branch of the franchise survived was because they included plots.
Nosser2: Leatherface is in MK10.
FloydOfSmeg: only play it for the plot
TheThromborax: just watch the movie!
mercano82: Isn't Batman in it?
senshi5609: isn't Joker in there too?
AtomicAlchemical: Wait... is Mortal Kombat just WWE now?
accountmadeforants: From what I've seen, like 90% of the plot for actually making fights happen is Deus Ex Machina.
Kimbotics: @ContingentCat Tinker Tailor Solder Fermentation Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: Robocop vs terminator round 2
ANeMzero: Fighting games have created the TommyVerse for games.
EvilBadman: WB Games yeah
EvilBadman: and WB is DC
TheEnigmaEngine: more coherent then your point?
KeirenH: "and then they broke open the multiverse"
GapFiller: speaking of beat em up xovers anyone seen the King of Fighters WWE thing?
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, they own DC too
DarkMatt717: thanks I hate this mental image
DarkMatt717: actually if they just made a space jam video game I would like it
GapFiller: good snipe there Beej
DarkMatt717: because it sounds like they can
Foxmar320: Oh no
TXC2: Barf
Dog_of_Myth: oh no...
GapFiller: Hlorf
Zandivya: Maybe they just love messing with their lead writer "what crazy shit can we throw at him now?" anneLol
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, I remember the Loonatics. It was a complete shitshow.
LadyLockwood92: Oh man...I forgot about that. I watched way too much of that show.
TXC2: it's meant to be Danger mouse!
Atreides42: The "Shadow The Hedgehog" of Looney Tunes.
TheThromborax: TWO SEASONS?
Orgmastron: I remember watching that as a kid!
TheThromborax: two?
Foxmar320: Not really
ghostvalv: :O
Camail: beej is correct
EvilBadman: Gonna go double Valorant, batbeeee
red_shoes_jeff: Like THE BOSHY?
accountmadeforants: Valorant is you!
LadyLockwood92: Why is Iron worse than Bronze?
FloydOfSmeg: is it a kind of metal?
DarkMatt717: a volerant is you
Laurence72: I am... MINESWEEPER!
atc927: Have you heard about C or K?
DarkMatt717: valorant valorant
DarkMatt717: luigi valorant
Jondare: Stream titles are gonna be a mess
ArcOfTheConclave: Valorent level Valorent play?
accountmadeforants: I'm Val0rant in Valorant, heading up Valorant.
Camail: characters are agents
Raiz0k: Valorant sound like a title of a YA novel.
red_shoes_jeff: Probably not.
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, it did.
kusinohki: "haw many levels of valorant are you on my dude?"
JaysonMaxwell: That sorta makes me happy ... "time to break some algorithms"
GapFiller: Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
OrcaIguana: valarants valarants are valarants in valarants.
Wolfstrike_NL: Now I want the username Valorant, So I can be the Valorant Valorant in Valorant
Jondare: "Valorant Valorant playing Valorant Valiently"
atc927: C as in the anime. Or C^3. Gl hf searching for that.
TXC2: no, it's like revengece
Rhynerd: I think some characters did call themselves Valorant during Valorant
7gorobei: so what is the traditional gift for the valorant wedding anniversary?
Naarius: beej plz
LadyLockwood92: It's got a very 'Halo is a pretty cool guy' feel to it.
Dog_of_Myth: I'm double valorant in valorant in the valorant sub-valorant.
Rhynerd: so, you can be a Valorant Valorant in Valorant, I imagine.
DarkMatt717: Thanks. I try my best.
ContingentCat: this is getting close to a buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo situation
fry_dx: Is this game on the XBox One X "Box" One-X?
pyrojakk: It is, to be exact, "valuing"
DarkMatt717: pfffffft
pyrojakk: the continuous form of the verb
GDwarf: "Valorous" is a word, but that's as close as I can get
Raiz0k: "evaluate"?
pyrojakk: Also shoutout to my catalan pals in chat!
DarkMatt717: I would love to see another sentence made up entirely of one word
OrcaIguana: valuable valuables are valuable in valuable. did I get that translation right?
DarkNacht: in old dnd Iron coins were a thing
PixelArtDragon: See also: the bronze age collapse
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, but historically speaking...Iron was the step up from Bronze.
Foxmar320: Nice
TXC2: LadyLockwood92 indeed it was
wench_tacular: i have questions
accountmadeforants: Oh hell, I just realised my brain's just been auto-correcting it to valiant. Like, "yeah, that seems like a good word for a game".
jonasjonIV: @accountmadeforants same
Raiz0k: I mean, it's a good approximation?
Raiz0k: Most of those words stem from the same.... stem.
DarkNacht: @LadyLockwood92 but in fantasy settings Iron coins are usually worth less than copper which is like bronze
LadyLockwood92: I mean...certainly that would make sense.
HorusFive: Physics exist...
wench_tacular: i expect it would
DoodlestheGreat: o rilly? ConcernDoge
kusinohki: I'm sorry... physics have left the building
Loonatic93: My grocery delivery just arrived. In my 45 years of life, I would never have thought that ordering groceries on-line to have it delivered would ever be a thing. These are odd times.
Foxmar320: Impressive
meowzhuxi: Apparently they removed the helicopter because you could use that property to get under the map
meowzhuxi: Which made you invincible
LadyLockwood92: @DarkNacht I get that...but Iron is stronger than Bronze.
ContingentCat: this is reminding me of that crossing the streams game where Beej would be just hanging off the end of the helecopter
wench_tacular: and gets his feet chopped off, presumabley
Zandivya: ramaThink
Foxmar320: I believe you
Laurence72: If I saw that in game, I WOULD STOP AND WATCH
Wicker_Knight: leems segit
atc927: Physics 101 with lrrBeej
TheMoatman: I really thought you were going to say something like "Did I ever tell you I have a doctorate in physics"
Raiz0k: @Loonatic93 : why not? It's been a thing in lot's of places in the world for a while now? And honestly, do you like going to a mall with those unnaturally blue-shifted lights and all the people :)?
atc927: lrrBEEEJ
AntiCrepuscular: they're not windmills, they're ventialtion fans! :D
Foxmar320: Oh yes
GapFiller: OH the Super Mario 64 story
ForOhForError: Oh yeah
AtomicAlchemical: "The jeep is floating above the helicopter on a cushion of air" Why does that sound like it could be a line from a Qwerpline traffic report?
ForOhForError: It's actually using the original source
accountmadeforants: It is effectively a port
TXC2: had RTX Kappa
ForOhForError: or well, decompiled source
atc927: Have you ever heard about Doom?
Kidred2001: what's it like being on command zone?
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun original 64 or DS version?
atc927: It basically runs on calculators.
OrcaIguana: oh this. it was impressive.
TXC2: this was C&Dd hard I assume
Baldrash: Let's be honest, you can find it. Just might take a couple extra minutes. :P
Raiz0k: Nintendo told "don't do that"? Did they find the bodies?
Loonatic93: @Raiz0k First of all, I live in a mostly rural small-ish community. Secondly, I LOVE BLUE-SHIFTED LIGHTS. Have them in my own home. But yeah, avoiding people is a thing. At any rate, I have spent most of my life without such things as on-line ordering and grocery delivery.
DarkMatt717: desisted faster than you can say fangaming
GapFiller: ah The Streisand Effect at its finest
Loonatic93: @Raiz0k Plus the idea that having fresh, uncooked, food delivered to my doorstep just seems weird. It's a new thing for me.
DarkMatt717: oh that's its actual name?
atc927: Have you heard about ReactOS?
KeirenH: I wish when people did shit like this, nintendo (and other complanies) would just give the guys money and release it for $5-10, instead of aggressively killing the project
accountmadeforants: I also liked the bit about Mario 64 being relatively easier reverse engineer than OoT, since Nintendo hadn't turned on compiler optimization flags.
TXC2: a different way, a better way, a PC way
HbombAndFriends: Corgo69
DarkMatt717: I mean if we're gonna do this where's my tetrisphere on PC
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EvilBadman: image G was talking bout:
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AntiCrepuscular: NotLikeThis
Foxmar320: That is a wiiiiidddddeeeee monitor
LadyLockwood92: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Fullwagon: what is the point of those ultra wide monitors
DarkNacht: a lot
TXC2: a lot
GapFiller: EvilBadman thanks for finding that wow
OrcaIguana: probably expensive
DarkMatt717: widescreen nyo~
HorusFive: Large Lad
ContingentCat: what an absolute unit
accountmadeforants: Depends on the model, somewhere between 800-1500 dollars.
SirBiffaloEsq: Massive, overwhelming, and t hi c c
EvilBadman: I only knew where to look for it because I'd seen it on reddit too
LadyLockwood92: The size of this las
LadyLockwood92: lad*
GapFiller: that is girthsome
Raiz0k: @Loonatic93 : fair enough. Living in a city online ordering is a godsend, even before the current "situation", but I can see how it may generate cognitive dissonance in a rural area. Especially regarding fresh food, since I imagine you can get that, but you have to walk/drive to the source of it a couple of houses over to the neighbors (barring stuff you grow yourself ;) )..
virre_: People got some of those at my last job and hated it, mostly because workspaces.
Foxmar320: Graham...
SirBiffaloEsq: It's a business expense
PixelArtDragon: I feel like I'd actually rather two monitors
OrcaIguana: gram don't we all
DevInsanity: You can scroll, G.
GapFiller: LOLOLOL katesLol katesLol katesLol
screamingpeasant: lol
Foxmar320: Its a business expense Graham
TXC2: A decadently long timeline
ContingentCat: so decadant
DarkNacht: Didn't LTT do the really long time line on one
JaysonMaxwell: What's the curve angle though, how many would you need to go the full circle?
Asimech: Seems like Graham is about to call James' Enabling Hotline.
djalternative: I also wish for a longer editing timeline
shadowxviii: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:00.
virre_: Also it did not zoom well for people with vision issues so did acctually not help accesiblity
Laurreth: how many do you need to wrap all around you?
Kaizoman2: Those lens things.... are ridiculous.
SAJewers: oh yeah, it was one of LTT's other channel, ShortCircuit
TStodden: Don't cut into James' Enabling Services here...
Raiz0k: Ooooh, I would actually buy that!
Asimech: (That is a reference to an old Stolen Jokes strip, if anybody is wondering.)
SAJewers: though HardwareCanucks did a video on it too
SirBiffaloEsq: Video in question
AntiCrepuscular: it's both more effective and more ridiculous than I ever imagined it would be :D
Raiz0k: "Why haven't I thought of that?"
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lurkerspine: nice
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TXC2: !next
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wench_tacular: of all things?
TheMerricat: is a quicker reward for the bezel thing
Foxmar320: Magic times
djalternative: force cycling every time!
littlef1n9er: I was considering buying something that wide. And apparently it’s great for editing. For dev work I decided I don’t need it that wide.
DarkMatt717: color cards
atc927: Arena or MTGO?
accountmadeforants: Also, like so:
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SAJewers: here's the hardwarecanucks video on it
Dared00: ah yes, The Long Gameplay
lurkerspine: I really wish they brought back Ikoia sealed
TXC2: more grim drim
LunarJade: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
ContingentCat: the vangabus is returning
Simonark: Grim Dawnguard!
donuts_are_holy: Hey guys! sergeHi sergeHi
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GapFiller: evening LunarJade
djalternative: Ven Gabuz, Long Fellow, and Average Sized Tim
Rhynerd: The Vengabus is coming, and everybody's killin'
Dog_of_Myth: @LunarJade Your quite welcome.
Ritaspirithntr: Wooo!!!!
Mal2mad: Persona, but about Idol Culture
accountmadeforants: Each time you look away, the title gets another word added to it.
veelofar: Hey, everyone! I'm so excited to finally catch chillpoint live
NoNane09: Kathleen convinced me to buy it, so I'm on the TMS pain train now
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BlueMechanic: Oko knows what he did
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accountmadeforants: Arena could probably just remove Oko from their code and nobody would notice.
WrightJustice: noko
Dish_KP: Gladiator is crazy fun
Diabore: good ol noko
Simonark: Oh, when Oko comes back, he's going to be SO out for vengeance.
Mal2mad: Poor Broko
Dog_of_Myth: Oko banned in everything.
donuts_are_holy: !quote oko
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: so Veil of summer is legal you say?
BlueChloroplast: Oko, Ohno!
Akaiatana: It's like that famous band, Oko computer
ContingentCat: alright, someone get on it
atc927: Internet, I'm waiting for you to do that.
Simonark: Someone will be ranting about Valo!
HorusFive: Put Waluigi in Valorant, cowards!
AtomicAlchemical: Oh DANG!
virre_: Yes Veil of summer is legal, works in singleton
kusinohki: was CS:GO 5 stacks??
Foxmar320: So many islands
KeirenH: 5 is the same as Counterstrike, the game it is most similar to
GapFiller: The Real One More
Scar_Red_Tiger: Steal all the ideas
MagnusCarter: so many miles
Laurence72: did I miss the RQ rewatch?
TXC2: the touring will contuine until morale improves
ContingentCat: and people's islands will change
Ritaspirithntr: HOORAY!!
GapFiller: Laurence72 thats later in the month
Simonark: Once you've finished, you'll start Kathleen's Tour of Every Planet in No Man's Sky.
Loonatic93: Is Gladiator an actual format on Arena?
mercano82: Is the series called "Kathleen Tours the World" or "Kathleen Tours the Whole Thing"?
djalternative: @TXC2 it'll be a while then
ContingentCat: will we get to see your island soon G?
TXC2: !events
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Laurence72: oooh! My bad! Thank you!
Raiz0k: Oooh, noting that down.
Amentur: The Beej cosplay someone made in AC is still amazing to ne
Dared00: Oh wow, Airtone looks wild
djalternative: Dice Friends: Return of the Friendly Dice.
Diabore: all day here or on youtube?
TXC2: Diabore here
GapFiller: LoadingReady Run hey G since Kathleens now on Play It Forward what does that say for yr appearances re CheckPoint?
Foxmar320: Need someone to water your flowers G?
Ritaspirithntr: Good luck Graham!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
snazzyostritch: this is my second ever twitch message
CapnRobert: thats hype
TXC2: ok good, 'cause I thought you meant 2 years since it first aired :P
TStodden: My island doesn't have any specific theme & has that rural feel... which I'm planning on keeping.
officedge: all day roadquest stream thing
ContingentCat: Sounds fun yeah
GapFiller: hopefully I will have gotten around to watching RQ by then
DarkMatt717: oh man terraria hype for me
GapFiller: maybe
Dared00: BTW, are you planning to use the new Twitch User pages?
TXC2: GapFiller just watch it then
TXC2: *then = the all day stream
snazzyostritch: I don’t know
GapFiller: TXC2 gotta find the time
TXC2: GapFiller sorry I meant just watch the all day stream
Raiz0k: Ah, yes, the "ch".
LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun I started playing FF7~
GapFiller: TXC2 problem is its an all day stream
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TXC2: GapFiller fair
Foxmar320: Beej OUT!
Raiz0k: Welcome back!
HorusFive: Are we watching Beej die?
Amentur: The wildcard number for the extra nerds
GapFiller: thats a novel way of getting out of reading the subs Beej
kusinohki: it was a spy usb drop off
BlueMechanic: I also started playing Final Fantasy VII because of Graham
LadyLockwood92: Not Beej!!
Foxmar320: lol
HorusFive: Some day I hope Beej will say that of Me as well.
accountmadeforants: Such accolades! "Not the one who killed Beej. 4/5"
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Obra Dinn is so good
HorusFive: "Johnny, how could you?"
beowuuf: "you did this!"
atc927: Was there a reading like this at the end of Ikoria PostPrerelease?
Decaped: Both are correct!
Foxmar320: :D
couldntpickausername: combine the two
TXC2: good answer :)
Raiz0k: :D
couldntpickausername: dec-caped
Scar_Red_Tiger: Consistent branding
SquareDotCube: Don't wanna touch it with a ten-foot pole
Dog_of_Myth: One is formal, the other casual.
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letfireraindown: i'm glad i found a simple name
Armstrong11139: "Caped" by analogy to "pantsed"?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dee-kay-ped.
Juliamon shudders
gravity_pike: @graham_lrr you'd love my trivia team: Lead Bass
Foxmar320: Hey SniperPumpkin
accountmadeforants: Now you get to correct someone with "Actually, they said it's *pronunciation*" and both be correct!
lulanirisaka: Correct
lulanirisaka: =)
Jeezy56: Beej really earning his c-legs today
SpikySpahgetti: Hi there everyone. How is your day going so far.
Foxmar320: lol
TheMerricat: Breaking news on my phone "Google unifies all of it's messaging and communication apps into a single team"
TXC2: hello SpikySpahgetti welcome
Foxmar320: hahaha
beowuuf: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAa
TheAinMAP: lunarj1Heart
DarkMatt717: english has won again
Ritaspirithntr: Lol
GapFiller: theyre just names nobdy cares anyway
SpikySpahgetti: Lol
beowuuf: luna jaeger
ContingentCat: she saw it when it happened lunarj1Heart
Scar_Red_Tiger: I have seen it spelled Jad with a macron
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SpikySpahgetti: bgirlHey
forestfieldforestfield: yes it's ray-hall for Rahal
Raiz0k: It's a good season for basil huntin'.
TXC2: a poomkin is a Zelda creature for sure
BasilHunter: @Raiz0k as always
StageMgrRob: I care. It bothers me when they mispronounce subscriber’s names.
ContingentCat: katesNice
SpikySpahgetti: Omg
red_shoes_jeff: Bye Beej! Bye Paul! Bye Gra lrrHAM
GapFiller: DA BITS
SpikySpahgetti: mtgngDrink
atc927: !upnext
TXC2: thanks for streaming Beej, Paul and Graham
ContingentCat: thanks Beej Paul and Graham lrrHEART
atc927: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (42m from now).
TXC2: !next
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Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !patreon
Foxmar320: Bye!
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BlueChloroplast: <3
DiscordianTokkan: Bye!
GapFiller: tanks for streming guys lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Stoffern: bai
TXC2: !twitter
Raiz0k: Bye, thank you!
GapFiller: !uptime
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TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: Goodnight everybody
LoadingReadyRun: @StageMgrRob lrrGRAHAM I care to! We certainly try our best, unless it becomes a whole "bit"
accountmadeforants: Only mispronounce nicknames which you suspect to be their True Name, lest you gain power over them.
GapFiller: !next
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