gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen, Serge, Dale and Andy continue their adventures in Farmer McFarmson’s Farm.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Push the buttons.
gualdhar: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
denofaiz: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Graham.
denofaiz: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
BloodForTheCorelab: nice
Driosenth: That highlight cracks me up
BloodForTheCorelab: mhm it was a good one
hawkfalcon8: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Kathleen, Serge, Dale and Andy continue their adventures in Farmer McFarmson’s Farm.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Driosenth: my all time favorite highlight still has to be the Cam getting Shahrazad'd
ContingentCat: !quote Cam
LRRbot: Quote #6427: "Jesus Christ, James!" —Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
hawkfalcon8: yes... that one... it was so funny i appeared to have lost it in the sea
denofaiz: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2666: "Yeah, you bounced off not-Mars." —Graham [2016-06-01]
BloodForTheCorelab: :P
gualdhar: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Solipsody: Something's happening...
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! katesWave See I arrived just in time
trainumwalking: Am I first here?
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends!
hawkfalcon8: no
Electrodyne: Yep
ghostvalv: :)
PharaohBender27: @trainumwalking Nope
Electrodyne: nope
hawkfalcon8: heyo! sergeHi
Juliamon: trainumwalking There's always someone here. You can't be first unless you were here 6 years ago.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! katesWave
Solipsody: Okay, let's see if the emergency-backup-netbook can manage a stream at 160P tonight...
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This are getting fancy this week on Dice Friends as Kathleen, Serge, Dale and Andy continue their adventures in Farmer McFarmson’s Farm! 📷 ||
Electrodyne: But even if you're not first, I believe in you
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody 160p!? :O katesCry
dr0ne00000: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
PharaohBender27: We know who tonight's animator is?
aerohydra: Dale from the picture
PharaohBender27: katesRip Saabine
hawkfalcon8: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
JqlGirl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
JqlGirl: LRRbaby!
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Juliamon: Everyone looking so snazzy!
Despoiler98: SABINE BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Solipsody: @PharaohBender27 It's got some issues. Probably the fact that I stuck the harddisk from a much beefier laptop in it, for one.
MAPBoardgames: It wasn't until I got the BGC soundtrack that I realized Saabine was spelled with 2 A's.
hawkfalcon8: why thank you @Juliamon
Sarah_Serinde: Dang they really are fancy tonight, nice
ContingentCat: @Solipsody good luck! I've been in that boat, as far as streams to have to set the quality down for dice friends is ok.
odamadillo: Greetings Chat
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Oh wow, yeah - I wonder if that's tied to tonight's story theme
hawkfalcon8: helo
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes you just want to look pretty
Solipsody: @ContingentCat Yeah, this is pretty much all I can "watch" without waiting for the Youtube upload these days.
ritchards: Wub wub wub!
Juliamon: In these times, sometimes you just gotta dress up for fun.
ElementalAlchemist: Woo!
ContingentCat: @Solipsody aw I hope things improve soon <3
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @Juliamon Fair, but all four of them doing it makes me think things are about to get fancy on the farm
ritchards: now, will they cut the song short? the eternal dilemma with BGC songs
Juliamon: They have to at least wait for the drop
Juliamon: (...r... right?)
PharaohBender27: @ritchards They will cut it right before the drop Kappa
PharaohBender27: DROP
DrPrice subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha I hadn't seen the "ANY SECOND NOW" before
floki4242: ok didn't cut before drop
PharaohBender27: Guess you were right, @Juliamon ! :D
Sarah_Serinde: Also I need to listen to Jimmy's LRR remixes more often
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL !
Sarah_Serinde: Hello fancy folks!
Despoiler98: So FANCY
snowcookies: ooh Dapper
MAPBoardgames: Did not regret buying the BGC cataloge
NimrodXIV: Fancy time!
Kramburger: YESSSSSS
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL looks underdressed katesSass
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly so fancy
ContingentCat: Wow so fancy
ElementalAlchemist: oh heck
62MGcobra: guess paul didn't get the memo
ritchards: ah, we can see the room code in Serge's glasses ;)
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
Nyx_fire: Serge looks so good
ElementalAlchemist: no one told me to dress up for this
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Calaban161: Sparkly Eye Pach
Drakas: that eye patch
dr0ne00000: lrrHEART
snowcookies: Tech ppl don't have to dress fancy
NimrodXIV: even Dale's eye patch is sparkly
Sarah_Serinde: It's a very good eyepatch
JqlGirl: oh many. dale's eyepatch has sequins
shinycrochet: all so dapper!
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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floki4242: So when did serge join secret service
ContingentCat: I love Andy's matching white headphones
Sarah_Serinde: Especially not Serge
CantWearHats: Paul sees all
JqlGirl: Hi Paul!
Kramburger: Why no Suit, Sunders?
PharaohBender27: Looking sharp, Dale, lrrKATHLEEN , lrrSERGE , and Andy
Despoiler98: Paul will see you
snowcookies: Yay Paul
JohnLockeCole misbehaves
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
magical_writer: it is good to see Paul
JohnLockeCole: Serge, you look so fancy
Sarah_Serinde: Just Dale sternly saying "NO MISBEHAVING"
Calaban161: Misbehaving is fun
yotiansoldier3: Paul is literally the best!
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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MAPBoardgames: Big Brother ( lrrPAUL ) is watching!
JohnLockeCole: ooo you all look great
Baldrash: I just realized Dale's patch has sequins on it. Sequins!
Sarah_Serinde: JohnLockeCole lrrFRUMP
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde The new 30 Points of Acid Damage?
lord_wertornion: just in time!
PharaohBender27 awaits for @Kramburger to get timed out for misspelling Paul Saunders' surname
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serramarkov: I'm so happy to be able to keep supporting you all- I totally love you all! lrrHEART
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Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody I dunno if anyone can replace that :P
hawkfalcon8: i feel like serge's side job is actually secret service
Wrexadecimal: Serge looking like MIB
PharaohBender27: I keep forgetting I need to refresh to get clipping ability
Sarah_Serinde: So classy :D
CantWearHats: aw yeah cantweYEAH
SnackPak_: the coolest of the cool turkeys
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats katesWave
ContingentCat: katesLol every time Serge's baseline gets me
CantWearHats: Sarah_Serinde *waves*
Despoiler98: LOL
CantWearHats: Farm Prom!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Wrexadecimal: loool
SmithKurosaki: Dang Serge Cleans up\
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
coelopteryx: farm prom!! oh my goodness!
JqlGirl: farm prom! from!
Calaban161: What hapened to Jacob?
Solipsody: Andy's colour-coordinated headphones are a nice touch.
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone cleans up
MAPBoardgames: Serge, extra cool, in shades! lrrSERGE_SG
Nyx_fire: turns out Serge is a Snack
CantWearHats: Serge looks like he'll be providing security
Sarah_Serinde: Calaban161 Probably either busy or just letting someone else have a turn. They switch players out occasionally
DarkMorford: Dale even has a sparkly eyepatch :D
coelopteryx: i will go stag to farm prom. literally a stag
MAPBoardgames: The aunts of faries
DoodlestheGreat: Either McFarmson's holding a heck of a soiree, or this is about to become a spy flick.
PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki This was already known thanks to that one Crapshot they did with him as a 1950s businessman. FAKE EDIT: Also what @Sarah_Serinde said
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 That Crapshot was epic
CantWearHats: I'm sure nothing will go wrong
CantWearHats: no shenanigans whatsoever
Sarah_Serinde: Unless I'm thinking about a different one, but eh :P
mtvcdm: Tweens
JqlGirl: spidertweens
coelopteryx: but also stags aren't typical farm animals so i think this counts as someone crashing a different school's prom, and everyone's like "do they even go here?"
Despoiler98: hahahaha
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, it's Prom night? I brought the Everclear! Who remembered the condoms?
MAPBoardgames: !findquote dale yes
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ritchards: Cartoon horny
Solipsody: "Play, Perry Cuomo."
CantWearHats: Dale says yes, as is his right
mtvcdm: "Well, now certainly some of them"
Baldrash: They're teenagers. Horny on Main is kinda their thing.
CantWearHats: Horny Spiders In Your Area
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I'm thinking of the one where Cameron is voice-acting as a sort of 1950s Siri/Alexa, and Serge just wants to listen to some Perry Como
mowdownjoe: Thank god for Dale's "Yes and" style of GMing.
magical_writer: I thought that was all implied by "prom"
JqlGirl: Horny on Main is that upscale rhino bistro, isn't it`?
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Ok I was thinking of a more recent one when he was fleeing in a suit :P
PharaohBender27: katesLol lrrPAUL
gualdhar: now remember, some spiders eat their mates
MAPBoardgames: If you listen closely, you can HEAR Verity's ulcers forming.
JqlGirl: spike the punch
Kramburger: Swinebeck has a Fl;ask
mtvcdm: Swinebeck is certainly Some Pig
Despoiler98: oh no
bennguyen200: why is everyone fancy? I like it it's nice
Sarah_Serinde: bennguyen200 It's prom night!
ContingentCat: @bennguyen200 because farm prom!
Baldrash: Ooh, sniffs.
RealGamerCow: is Swinebeck holding?
JqlGirl: because it's farm prom, @bennguyen200
CantWearHats: I
CantWearHats: uh
PharaohBender27 is experiencing fear
bennguyen200: Got it thank you!
Naarius: Does Dale have a sequined eyepatch? I can't tell what is causing the shine.
Kramburger: A N D R E W. N O
JqlGirl: yes, @Naarius
ContingentCat: totally legal at least in some areas
CantWearHats: of course, the *chaperones* have the dank nugs
PharaohBender27: @Naarius It is very much sequined
Naarius: And very much amazing. Thanks, folks
mtvcdm: The first one's always free!
JqlGirl: Andy, spiders don't need poppers
sheer_falacy: First sniff's free
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a vicious cycle
ritchards: @PharaohBender27 ah, 637 "The Home of Tomorrow"
Despoiler98: NO
PharaohBender27: @ritchards That sounds right
Despoiler98: Oh god Serge BibleThump
mowdownjoe: Serge getting deep there...
Kramburger: Hateful
mtvcdm: Trilby just hooks the bottle up to a funnel
Solipsody: Calling it now. The pig is a narc. It's a little on the nose (snout?).
MAPBoardgames: Cartoon alcohol lays you out after one drink,
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
JqlGirl: instrumentapede!
CantWearHats: what kind of music? lots
Kramburger: A Perfect CircleJerk
mowdownjoe: Big band.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Instrumentapede is a great name
Despoiler98: I wanna see what Kathleen's dress looks like all we get to see is the neckline :P
ritchards: Drum and Bass of course ;)
CantWearHats: oh that's how you make jazz
ContingentCat: sax playing a french horn
DoodlestheGreat: @mapboardgames, cartoon alcohol is just basically Everclear.
Zyme86: Bluegrass sounds about right
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 The world may never know :/
CantWearHats: besides, this is a sit-down bass, totally different
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yeah! They should bake cakes or something
snowcookies: My internet blooped and I missed the beginning
Despoiler98: hahahahahah
PharaohBender27: katesLol
NightValien28: voluntold
PharaohBender27: @snowcookies It's spider prom at the farm, and our characters are chaperones
Despoiler98: CRIT
snowcookies: lol
Solipsody: Volunt-took.
CantWearHats: retire champ! \o/
PharaohBender27: ^
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The ever-present trilby music briefly lines up with the band for one dance
SquareDotCube: like smelling salts?
Despoiler98: omg no
PharaohBender27: OH NNOOOO
Despoiler98: Andy you monster
MAPBoardgames: Someone needs to Censer Swinebeck.
PharaohBender27: I don't think Verity's digging this . . .
Despoiler98: Moar filth
Despoiler98: oh NOOOOOO
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
CantWearHats: oh the good filth, only for special occasions
ContingentCat: oh noooo
NamesAreSilly: Echoes of Bebop here...
PMAvers: Eau de Swine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we getting footloose tonight
Solipsody: Swinebeck/Verity oddcouple was kind of overdetermined.
Solipsody: Cut... Foot... Loose...
Despoiler98: OH NOOOOOO lrrWOW lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: It's not Eau de Toilet, its Ead de Septic.
Kramburger: Holy shit, Swinebeck is Otis
CantWearHats: "his jiggling is almost hypnotic..."
sheer_falacy: Suddenly Horror genre
Wrexadecimal: "Porcine Lava Lamp" is my prog rock band
SerGarretCameron: Verity is VERY unimpressed.
CantWearHats: @Kramburger OOH YEEH
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sorry, "Porcine Lava Lamp"!?
KV1NN4: Shades of Globgogabgalab
Solipsody: I cannot WAIT to see Kathleen's facial expressions in a higher resolution later.
benrem subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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Despoiler98: and now you have drunk high spiders, GOOOOOOOD
PharaohBender27: So, how many "sniff" casualties? Kappa
PharaohBender27: OH NO
CantWearHats: figuratively or literally crashing
Kramburger: Goddamm White Ants
coelopteryx: oh, it's bugs! you know what? go stag (beetle) to the prom
PharaohBender27: katesScared
CantWearHats: literally tearing up the dance floor
snowcookies: oh no
MAPBoardgames: Well it is NOW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm all for this
SerGarretCameron: insect west side story.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] You don't have to ask questions, you just do it.
LRRbot: New quote #6943: "You don't have to ask questions, you just do it." —Dale [2020-05-11]
snowcookies: oh Andy
hawkfalcon8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
hawkfalcon8: The one year!... wait... no... thats not right... what even is time anymore?
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CantWearHats: Pesti-cide Story
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Dang it Andy, stop being so dang talented
ritchards: !addquote It's not copyright if you scat it. :)
RealGamerCow: Poor Kathleen, it always seems like she fails that skill.
ritchards: (I know I can't add quote)
Solipsody: Verity gonna want to get up on top of somebody quick.
sheer_falacy: 70% failure rate is like that
ContingentCat: I'm imagining it like that part of Aristocats where they destroy a house with the power of jazz
Kramburger: Verity turns into Nixon
CantWearHats: "I think I've been Elton John before"
ContingentCat: Cher?!
snowcookies: She has
ContingentCat: oh yeah they can't see
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @ContingentCat that song in Aristocats is still one of my favourite musical numbers
Kramburger: Comrade Trilby
Solipsody: Trilby has the most laid-back quick-talk.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
NamesAreSilly: Speaking of that Aristocats scene... It fits scarily well with Rammstein's "Du Hast"
Solipsody: I'll have to check that out.
Despoiler98: L:OLLOLOL
KV1NN4: I sure have been trying to eat dinner (this is my mistake <XD )
maintainpriority: Cheer1000
ritchards: Friar Tuck?
CantWearHats: what light through yonder barn door breaks
NamesAreSilly: I forget what the policy on links is here, so just in case: just google "Du hast cats (parody)"
PharaohBender27: @NamesAreSilly Is it "Du hast" or "Du hasst"?
NamesAreSilly: It's a short clip
Despoiler98: LOL
ritchards: split the party!
Sarah_Serinde: NamesAreSilly Links are fine as long as there's context and they're not sketchy
Solipsody: I think he's more of a Mercutio to be honest.
NamesAreSilly: @PharaohBender27 That's KIND of the point of the song, it can be taken as either
NamesAreSilly: ("hast" being "have" and "hasst" being "hate" - if memory serves)
Solipsody: It says Du Hast on the album, though.
NamesAreSilly: in that case @Sarah_Serinde
CantWearHats: I mean
Despoiler98: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
NamesAreSilly: Yeah, Du Hast is the written name
ani_laurel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:54.
Despoiler98: BRILLIANT
ardn93: Fire seems bad...
JohnLockeCole: The Barn Burner
RealGamerCow: 30minutes until fire? Okay!
sheer_falacy: Rammstein likes their wordplay, I'm sure it works well if you speak German
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Verity will do anything to stop the party
PharaohBender27: @NamesAreSilly I'm not actually that familiar with the song, TBH :P (and yeah, "hast" is you (informal) have, and "hasst"/"haßt" is "you (informal) hate"
Despoiler98: cool logic
Solipsody: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
CantWearHats: I see no flaw in this logic
NamesAreSilly: But in the lyrics the hast/hasst similarity is used pretty well
Despoiler98: when committing arson
NamesAreSilly: @PharaohBender27 I had German in school, but I remember VERY little.. :(
CantWearHats: "Safety's important!" says Area Mouse While Lighting Barn On Fire
PharaohBender27: Gotta give that band time to flee
Solipsody: We don't need no water, let the motherbusser burn!
Despoiler98: AHAHHAHAH
sheer_falacy: It's lucky that there's no one in some kind of highly flammable substance under this building
Naarius: inb4 someone is on fire
NamesAreSilly: I can understand some very basic stuff, but my vocabulary, grammar, and ability to construct a sentence has gone bye-bye :P
PharaohBender27: @NamesAreSilly I'm not up on my Rammstein songs, but I studied German in undergrad and spent a year in Munich
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: McEdgelord?
PharaohBender27: ^
RealGamerCow: flames plus lots of "sniff" equals BOOM
Naarius: @Despoiler98 Of the Worchestershire McEdgelords
Phailhammer: I wasn't expecting LRR to come out with an Eyewitness Accounts remake today. lrrBEEJ
jubale1: Andy with that hat is looking like Pete Thornton of Macgyver
sheer_falacy: This is like a half millimeter long match?
NamesAreSilly: Speaking of Rammstein; I was supposed to see them live this summer. Obviously not happening now :(
Saintnex: ohhhh noooo
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
jubale1: * the original
Kramburger: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Lucidmooselid: lol wtf ihave i stumbled in on lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ritchards: actually, it's inflammable
Ubiki: at least they're not in the silo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: cartoon mushroom cloud
PharaohBender27: @Lucidmooselid Silliness
Solipsody: @NamesAreSilly Hopefully there'll be enough fire tonight to replicate part of that experience.
ContingentCat: but it's toon explosion so people get thrown not killed
NamesAreSilly: @Solipsody As long as they keep away from some of the *other* things Rammstein shoot at their concerts :P
ContingentCat: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
PharaohBender27: @Lucidmooselid These "Toon" DF episodes can get *very* silly and *very* bonkers in a short time
jubale1: Kathleen, the least fancy dresser
snowcookies: ew
ContingentCat: "mushroom" manure
Solipsody: They still do Buck Dich, huh?
jubale1: irongic if she's playing Elton John
Solipsody: Is Swinebeck about to transition into Yellow Submarine?
PharaohBender27: @jubale1 First of all: How dare you! Second: You didn't see Paul at the start, did you?
azureHaights subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
azureHaights: Anyone else getting a "airline pilot, but cooler" vibe from Serge right now, or is it just me
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Sarah_Serinde: jubale1 Just because you can't see much of it doesn't mean it's not fancy
jubale1: @PharaohBender27 i did not
sheer_falacy: I wonder if we could zoom in on Serge's glasses and in there see a tiny Serge with more glasses to zoom in on
Lucidmooselid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lucidmooselid: lol
DarkMorford: @azureHaights Honestly, some days I'd rather have Trilby flying the plane than Wilbur. :P
Kramburger: OH JESUS
KV1NN4: omg XD
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Solipsody: Man, when you rewatch cartoons as a grownup, they're really weird, aren't they?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW katesLol
Saintnex: lrrWOW
Kramburger: "Writes Maybe on the paper"
Saintnex: awww
NamesAreSilly: @Solipsody It's not in their Stadium Tour playlist on spotify, but it wouldn't surprise me. The tickets to "feuerzone" (up front, by the stage) come with warnings that you *will* be sprayed with stuff.
coelopteryx: bioluminescent mold asmr
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Mold: The ultimate wingman
ContingentCat: writes "sorry super gay"
CantWearHats: "X?! What does that mean?"
Lucidmooselid: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
snowcookies: is manure flammable?
jubale1: what happened to the turtle?
Kramburger: Swinebeck's about 5 minutes away from realising he's in a cartoon
ContingentCat: @snowcookies in the real world, yes very, in the toon world who knows
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I just got here... why dey all fancy?
ContingentCat: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx prom
NamesAreSilly: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx prom
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: gotcha
NamesAreSilly: hrmpf
sheer_falacy: And the prom is going so well! The building isn't even done burning down!
LoadingReadyRun searches for Mold Emoji, Google: Did you mean Custard?
SmithKurosaki: oof
DarkMorford: :D Paul
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Do not want to confuse the two
coelopteryx: the secret message is never eat moldy custard
Lucidmooselid: lol
Sky_Kast: LUL
PharaohBender27: @jubale1 Dale was playing the tutle, and is now GM'ing, so just assume Rocky is in his glass case
Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun Why are search results always weirdly erotic?
Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody What...what's erotic about custard?
DigitalSeahorse: oh everyoneès all dapper today! :D
LoadingReadyRun: Solipsody I think that says more about you than Google :P
sheer_falacy: And she was doing so well at chaperoning
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: what about 'love geyser" ?
Solipsody: @NamesAreSilly Love geyser... Looks like you got the full concert experience after all.
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse It's Ant/Spider prom. Of course, it has ended up with the barn burning
NamesAreSilly: @Solipsody I'm not...*entirely* sure how I feel about this?
DigitalSeahorse: Andy's headphones match tux too stempleNice stempleMnbOk
Kramburger: A *Passive-Agressive Mouse
DigitalSeahorse: shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceLeft
DigitalSeahorse: Pig is now Chicken?
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Andy's having to do double-VA duty
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Rantling: Fire Fire Burns much brighter.
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DigitalSeahorse: oh he's two personalities!
jubale1: a pig, turkey and mouse are at the bug prom?
sheer_falacy: They're chaperoning
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse He was drafted by Dale to voice the chicken who organized the prom
PharaohBender27: @jubale1 They're chaperones
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 I see, ty :)
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse To be fair, there's some details *I'm* a little confused on, and I've been here since the start
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: a flight deck officer
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL theonl45LURK PrideWingR
Japolai: I was confused too, I only missed like 1 minute because of a work call, but this sitchuation changed a lot
Despoiler98: OH NO
MAPBoardgames: Directing them back into the fire?
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh, have we actually had one of those before?
Kramburger: Literally Verity
NamesAreSilly: All this pig-talk is reminding me that I was planning to have a bacon-burger tonight, and I've FORGOTTEN TO EAT...
Xed_Regulus: A mime?
v_nome: Walmart Greeter
odamadillo: Complete camouflage?
ritchards: Should I stay or should I go now?
Calaban161: Road worker with that STOP/SLOW sine
ContingentCat: a walmart greeter
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PharaohBender27: @Japolai That scans - you get distracted for a few seconds in these "toon" episodes, and suddenly everything is changed
DigitalSeahorse: STOP
Sarah_Serinde: It's lit
DigitalSeahorse: Go-no wait STOP
LoadingReadyRun: red and orange Fire, Pink Hearts, glowing green mold. This is very colorful and cinematic Prom
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: an airport plane guide with the flare lights :P
ContingentCat: the ceine dion song? oh good got some CanCon
Naarius: lrrFINE
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But the pamphlet!?
Saintnex: and then so many more love geysers
PharaohBender27: Uh og
sheer_falacy: That's a complete success, right?
PharaohBender27: *oh
NamesAreSilly: A very Cool Guys moment
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The termites didn't eat the floor, so success
MAPBoardgames: Best prom ever
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Naarius: Big mood
PharaohBender27: katesLol
snowcookies: lol
MAPBoardgames: After these messages.... we'll be RIIIGHT back!
RealGamerCow: Dale makes the *stretch for time* signal
RealGamerCow: MAPBoardgames I heard that in my head
PharaohBender27: All right, I'll need to be going to dinner soon, so I'll just tune in partway next "episode" and be super confused katesWave
Gulleko: chat, this is your opportunity to eat and drink without choking from laughter
odamadillo: These toon adventures are pure gold! I wonder how crazy it would get if Ian was involved
Solipsody: We've got to get these actually animated at some point.
Calaban161: @odamadillo Oh NO that would just make everything crazy
LoadingReadyRun: I would be fascinated to see how an animator interprets what just happened
Calaban161: Comleatly funny though
serramarkov: Dang, and I thought only Carrietta White had a worse prom than I did!
jubale1: streamover?
ContingentCat: break
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPR_SO
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR_SO
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMONSTER_FC ssandDERP_FC ssandRAINBOW_FC ssandSPOOKED_BT
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT_FC
ContingentCat: the goat looks pleased with their flower crown
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, I'd be pleased with a flower crown
v_nome: vnomeCat_FC
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
Gulleko: the muffin looks unpleasant lrrAWESOME_FC
RealGamerCow: lrrBEEEJ_FC
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance ysbrydYheart
ritchards: oh Dead Space tomorrow
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
RomanGoro: omg
ContingentCat: nice costume change
NightValien28: oh perfect
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nice costume change
mowdownjoe: The costume change!
coelopteryx: quick-change champions!!
Gulleko: oooh
sheer_falacy: Whoa
Calaban161: Hahahaha
ritchards: lrrHEART
Naarius: The commitment to the costume changes is soooooo good
snowcookies: Nice
sheer_falacy: Nice that the glasses were multipurpose
SmithKurosaki: Costume Change!
Solipsody: Beach episode?
SmithKurosaki: Its this season's beach episode!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the goggles are choice
Kramburger: Beach Vollyball in Jeans?
Japolai: the barn burnt down, they need time to rebuild, so, beach episode
HatsuneMikuuu: damnnnn u guys look raddd !!
ContingentCat: Oh yeah until Andy moved his hat I forgot he shaved his head
HatsuneMikuuu: sick shades !
TStodden: I thought this was the Beej Episode... lrrBEEJ
chaostreader: On a beach. Here to service some broken fans.
TheMoatman: The lead guitar? The instrument itself?
RealGamerCow: Kathleen is doing her best A-Train from QWERPline cosplay
ritchards: unrelated
TheMoatman: I have to make sure because this is toon land
Naarius: Gandrew's father was indeed a guitar
snowcookies: Oh Chad is back
Kramburger: Woohooo, Playing with the boys!
niccus: oh i love ʞɹɐɥs ǝɹɐʍǝq
TheMoatman: I'm looking for where surfers hang ont
TheMoatman: *out
Despoiler98: TOS
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Kramburger: KATHLEEN NO
Nyx_fire: phrasing
Fruan: Kathleen, no.
TheMoatman: I was reading the upside down text and typed a letter upside down, somehow
ContingentCat: katesLol katesLewd
UltimateSilence: Trilby gives big Seleznya vibes
Kramburger: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
chaostreader: @themoatman No, surfers hang ten.
NotCainNorAbel: Graham, Kathleen got us in trouble again.
Kramburger: Oh hell yeah wet grabage
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nope, that one passed me by. I know of no other type of watersport
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
jubale1: lol they got dressed for the beach
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive cpicsPG PrideTake PrideWingR
Kramburger: Break their instruments
gualdhar: porky no dos?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "porque los dos" as they say in 'Straya
coelopteryx: bassline but with lots of surf-rock-y distortion on it
Kramburger: OH NOOO
sheer_falacy: That was very precise
nanostul: Something something steel gauntlet accross face ....
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
chaostreader: I don’t know what that looks like but I’m imagining Hans and Frans from an old SNL skit.
Despoiler98: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
abyssaldm: It's a Geese'd infection
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Solipsody: The most realistically cartoony part of all this is the jokes kids can't possibly get.
ContingentCat: or Both!
DigitalSeahorse: Beach tiem
Kramburger: Did Serge just Top Gun?
ContingentCat: steak? I thought it was for ice cream
chibi_bento: watching andy vamp at the camera is giving me life.
chaostreader: Both competitions at once. Instruments and Volleyball.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Uptoon funk
Kramburger: Ah yes, pandering
JohnLockeCole: Don't Stop Me Now
nanostul: Wipe out
sheer_falacy: She quickly googles "what is volleyball"
v_nome: Surfing Farm, Ese?
chaostreader: Yakkity Saxs.
Gulleko: I would've gone with Surfin Bird
Electrodyne: Surfin USDA
DigitalSeahorse: Andy's goggles stempleNice steveinAnon
Sarah_Serinde: Serge what :D
chaostreader: Theme from Rocky.
LoadingReadyRun: What does a snail scream sound like?
CaptainSpam: It's a slow roll.
Gulleko: slimy?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
7 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
VieVentar: A beach episode you say?
LoadingReadyRun: Welcome VieVentar and friends!
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun maybe because of the toon seeing I'm imagining a whilhelm scream
DigitalSeahorse: will this shark become Beached?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandDETECTIVE kenohkBubble
VieVentar: Now picturing them stacking up on top of each other.
Gulleko: eogHee
sheer_falacy: Hang... what, 4ish?
VieVentar: Pig - Turkey - Mouse, all with longboards.
chaostreader: Note. Sharks can swim better than you.
Gulleko: huh. my emotes aren't working on my end. anyone else see them?
Sarah_Serinde: Gulleko I don't see them
chaostreader: @gulleko I don’t. It showed up as text.
Electrodyne: Skeet Surfin'
Gulleko: twitch must be twitching again
circusofkirkus: Electrodyne great reference!
Electrodyne: benginHeart
DigitalSeahorse: Gulleko, I cannot see the eogHee
DigitalSeahorse: if it didn't just expire must be twitch being derpy
snowcookies: yup
VieVentar: Are you kidding, Kids are the most monstrous people!
Gulleko: testing lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: It has been like that lately
chaostreader: Um, um, um, magnets. Depending on the type of shark they will hate magnets. Like run away.
snowcookies: it's for teens
plummeting_sloth: People in Doctor's waiting rooms
Gulleko: welp, looks like I need to go yell at xsolla AGAIN
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Solipsody: Stoners.
Solipsody: Like all cartoons.
plummeting_sloth: Tactical Stank
VieVentar: Or you could use your delicious bacon skill?
coelopteryx: shark fighter!
chaostreader: You lead the shark away, we’ll save our friends.
odamadillo: Isn't it a bit early to jump the shark?
Juliamon: Boop! That! Snoot!
Despoiler98: actually you should go for the eye or the gills
Electrodyne: Yeah the best option is to get a motorcycle
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! I'm back from dinner and - HOLY MOLY WITH GUACAMOLE THAT COSTUME CHANGE
Electrodyne: and Fonz jacket
chibi_bento: 😂😂😂
Juliamon: !addquote (Andy) [now] Oh no! We could have solved this with words!
LRRbot: New quote #6944: "Oh no! We could have solved this with words!" —Andy [2020-05-11]
chaostreader: @despoiler98 Nose is another spot because of the electrostatic sensors on the tip of their nose. But yes, eyes and gills are better if you can reach them.
coelopteryx: sometimes ya just gotta have a donnybrook
plummeting_sloth: "OW! That Hurt, man" Said the sentient Shark
snowcookies: this will come back to bite Swinebeck some day
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon excellent :P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: swinebeck is using his fist words
PharaohBender27: Cheer511 A+ on costume work this evening
DigitalSeahorse: sharks being water breathers may not speak English
ContingentCat: uni169
circusofkirkus: don't leave chad hanging!
rogerivany: Too soon!
chibi_bento: "I spent all my flex points on surf!" is an amazing line.
Electrodyne: Change into bodybuilder outfit, create Flex Tape
sheer_falacy: He's a great distraction
sheer_falacy: And we'll miss him
DigitalSeahorse: xxD
DigitalSeahorse: rofl
chaostreader: Can the shark be Nathan Finnian.
Calaban161: Flex Tape
plummeting_sloth: Ah, from the Beach B-
Electrodyne: YES
ElementalAlchemist: BILLY MAYS HERE
Mr_Dirty: Verity Mays here
niccus: there was a spot for a natural failure into slap chop there
TStodden: "Verity Sullivan here for Magic Putty!"
CantWearHats: Trilby becomes an out-bird motor
TacitusVigil: Toons!
TacitusVigil: James!
chibi_bento: oh, I love these toon episodes so much.
TacitusVigil: Kelsey Grammer!
PharaohBender27 is gifting 3 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 454 in the channel!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSLOTH_FC
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to unit599!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to LordSaphni!
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TureTapir!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, PharaohBender27! Welcome to unit599, LordSaphni, and TureTapir! (Today's storm count: 31)
plummeting_sloth: Exxon Valdezbeck
Despoiler98: flawless
serramarkov: He's a slippery pig
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
LoadingReadyRun: points well spent
ContingentCat: katesLol great use of skills
plummeting_sloth: a very strong mouse. A Country mouse if you weill
BartholemewTheKitten: Serge not even surprised that he failed...
chaostreader: !findquote failure
LRRbot: Quote #3099: "I'm sorry, potato thing. You're a failure." —Cori [2016-08-03]
ContingentCat: oh noo
Despoiler98: almost like dragging a lure >.>
PharaohBender27: katesScared
chibi_bento: I don't know why, but I hadn't appreciated how good Serge is at improv comedy before (maybe because he hasn't had as much training as the others?). but he's absolute gold, and totally holding his own with these three powerhouses of funny.e
DarkMorford: Ah, the original definition of trolling here.
plummeting_sloth: well, if a pig loses their stink, what else do they have, really?
plummeting_sloth: ah, Surf-fighting. Point Break intensifies
BartholemewTheKitten: On your trotters
rogerivany: Hang Hoof
63 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
chaostreader: Surfing USA playing over Duel of Fates.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Meltalar: Maybe chroma squad?
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
CrazyZonie: RAID!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Hello raid friends!
LoadingReadyRun: hang.... 4?
Nyx_fire: Hi raiders
PharaohBender27: katesCry lrrSERGE
plummeting_sloth: Serge hung 1.5 at best
DigitalSeahorse: hooves don't seem the most grippy for feet for surfing
NotCainNorAbel: Hey raiders. unarmeGameplay
bowseriffic: Hang 2/3 of the piggie’s piggies
DigitalSeahorse: benginRaid
sheer_falacy: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR_SO lrrSLOTH_FC
PharaohBender27: In before Verity is the sole survivor Kappa
chaostreader: Is there a Bear that’s into Watersports on the beach?
Electrodyne: Step 1: lead the shark ashore. Step 2: discover that Finn is a Thrasher (not thresher) shark who shreds on guitar
NotCainNorAbel: I am really thinking of making a super cut of Serge and his hat.
serramarkov: Brilliant Electrodyne!
BartholemewTheKitten: Wet feathers everywhere
DigitalSeahorse: unarmeClick
Despoiler98: GDI
NimrodXIV: lol
snowcookies: lol
ContingentCat: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: Turkeys fly?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trilby remembers that he's a bird and does not fly to shore.
serramarkov: Trilby
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?
LRRbot: New quote #6945: "Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?" —Dale [2020-05-11]
PharaohBender27: lrrSERGE , no!
sheer_falacy: Next bonus adventure takes place inside of a shark
serramarkov: Trilby is a turkey, and cannot fly- he's not a wild turkey.
chaostreader: !quote 6127
LRRbot: Quote #6127: "If the opportunity presents itself, to straight-up murder a dude ... I won't say no." —Ian [2019-06-15]
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote plan
LRRbot: Quote #4969: "So my plans to very stealthily murder Beej failed...very good, very good." —Serge [2018-05-09]
ContingentCat: Has someone cursed Serge's dice?
Juliamon: Trilby's a domestic turkey that's bred for meat, not flight
BartholemewTheKitten: Trilby's to thicc to fly
BartholemewTheKitten: *too
chaostreader: Quite a few non-domestic turkeys find flight difficult.
ContingentCat: @Juliamon are wild turkeys not flightless?
RealGamerCow: salty wet pork comet is my King Missle cover band
sheer_falacy: Also Trilby's wing feathers are sleeves
Juliamon: Wild turkeys can fly a bit
plummeting_sloth: Salty Wet Comet sounds like an Orc spell
serramarkov: Wild turkeys are not flightless
PatchworkWit subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
PatchworkWit: almost 2 1/2 years supporting my favorite creators! thanks for the bright spots in these dark times!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PatchworkWit! (Today's storm count: 32)
ContingentCat: huh TIL I thought all turkeys were flightless
plummeting_sloth: it's a big ol Pork Slap
Juliamon: They certainly get on my island neighborhood often enough without using the causeway
HorusFive: "So what happens instead" inspires the same feeling as "Tell Dale" in my head
Despoiler98: he went TO HYPERSPEED
plummeting_sloth: well, at least 7
NotCainNorAbel: @HorusFive I just turned to my SO and said essentially the same thign.
BartholemewTheKitten: Exactly what you want when there's a shark about
plummeting_sloth: An Ear-splitting SLAP
TubaDevil subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TubaDevil! (Today's storm count: 33)
plummeting_sloth: like a particle beam hitting the ocean
RealGamerCow: Kath-leen shark doo doo do doo doo doo
chaostreader: T-P-K doo doo do doo doo doo
TheMoatman: Yes, they're very amusing to everybody *not* from that place
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
plummeting_sloth: cute little Lass biter
Kramburger: The Shark ™
chibi_bento: Yes!! THE MAN.
Calaban161: Varity is safe thouhg
Nyx_fire: but she lost to tinned pineapple
TacitusVigil: Wow, Becky Lynch sure is getting into a lot of acting.
BartholemewTheKitten: Ham and turkey. Is it Christmas already?
DarkMorford: Sharks have lips? Kappa
TheMoatman: Euripides nuts?
Zyme86: \\\\]\
grennysohail subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
grennysohail: thanks for 40 months of laughs especially during the lockdown.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, grennysohail! (Today's storm count: 34)
PatchworkWit: @darkmorford in cartoons sometimes ;)
Despoiler98: nomnomnomnomnom
HorusFive: Have we already laid odds on one or more characters ending up the session inside Fin's stomach?
Despoiler98: slytqKnife slytqSpoon slytqKnife slytqSpoon
ContingentCat: _____|\____
LoadingReadyRun: @DarkMorford sharks have lips solely for the purposes of licking them for emphasis
plummeting_sloth: do the ol' Popeye and chase them with a meat grinder
plummeting_sloth: I guess the Whimpy rather than Popeye
Despoiler98: hahahahaha
BartholemewTheKitten: Not the bib!
Sarah_Serinde: I love this skill check
PharaohBender27: Survival of the dumbest? Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: "If you don't realize what a bad idea this is, you can do it"
ContingentCat: like the Wil. E.. Coyote only falling when he looks down physics
Despoiler98: omg FAILED AGAIN
LoadingReadyRun: Trilby: Surf Master
Despoiler98: slytqTears slytqTears slytqTears
kungfubanana subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kungfubanana! (Today's storm count: 35)
tarpanherder: @contingentcat physics only exists if you acknowledge it
Despoiler98: hahahaha
plummeting_sloth: and let me tell you, it's an EFFORT for a shark to take off a bib
PharaohBender27: katesLol
PharaohBender27: OH NO
PatchworkWit: 😁
Despoiler98: Finn's REVENGE
Wrexadecimal: loool
DarkMorford: Good. Geese are jerks anyway.
ContingentCat: Karma!
SerGarretCameron: the button was landshark.
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank lrrSLOTH_FC
Tiber727: Roundabout starts playing.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
kusinohki: *sigh* stupid work schedule... getting home just in time for sub readings...
LRRbot: 2468 patrons for a total of $14,811.26 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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Calaban161: These are Fun
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Despoiler98: I wanted the scuba gear to be a bow helmet full of water over his head
DigitalSeahorse: byou by ewe!
ContingentCat: !wyrmwood
HorusFive: "and also Paul"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL
Sarah_Serinde: "That was very silly" is a Dice Friends motto
snowcookies: Hi Paul
Despoiler98: WELP
Gulleko: this was lots of fun, as always
NotCainNorAbel: Pride300 - thanks. I wish there was more but Thank You is so much of it.
Calaban161: sometimes it orks out for the "heroes" and sometimes it fails
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde I feel like that could be the LRR motto generally
DigitalSeahorse: I don't believe I've seen Andy this close shaven before up top
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat You're not wrong :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
kusinohki: Paul EXISTS!
NimrodXIV: Paul exists!
PharaohBender27: I see Andy has decided the best way to deal with the "no haircuts because of quaratine" is to just shave it all off
HorusFive: "You exist as well"- Andy
Calaban161: Paul exists
DigitalSeahorse: rad look! voxlunRad stempleMnbOk stempleNice
bowseriffic: Hi Paul!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
coelopteryx: can relate
Despoiler98: lrrWOW buffering........
PatchworkWit: thanks Dale lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble unarmeClick unarmeClick unarmeClick
DigitalSeahorse: steveinStabby katesLewd
TheMoatman: Wait, how did I not realize that Andy had shaved his head the entire night?
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2468 patrons for a total of $14,811.26 per month.
TheMoatman: Maybe
leymcc subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, leymcc! (Today's storm count: 36)
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
PatchworkWit: thank everybody!
TheMoatman: *Maybe I'm still in shock from Wheeler or something
PatchworkWit: *thanks everybody!!!
PharaohBender27: @TheMoatman Hats, that's why
TheMoatman: Goddamn them all
PatchworkWit: 😁
tehcrashxor: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:42:29. lrrSPOT
TheMoatman: I do
TheMoatman: You can always do worse
HorusFive: "How could this go wrong?" I don't know DALE? How could it.
Juliamon: They also ended the stream by getting an essential villager killed
TheMoatman: hopefully in an amusing way
snowcookies: lol
PatchworkWit: lrrCOW
PMAvers: So basically James needs to not fall to his death?
RomanGoro: Also get lost in a jungle for an hour
HorusFive: lrrJAMES lrrSERGE lrrSACK
PatchworkWit: lrrSACK lrrSACK
HorusFive: Speed run- you say
PharaohBender27: So the last Minecraft episode was unlucky, lrrSERGE was unlucky this evening . . . I sense a pattern Kappa
HorusFive: #BlameJames
Sarah_Serinde: #blameJames
Despoiler98: BLAMEJAMES
p3nguinkin: #blamejames
TheMoatman: #JameBlames
PatchworkWit: #blamejames
snowcookies: #BlameJames
Juliamon: It's up on Youtube already if anyone wants to see what happened
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] It's James's fault? Is that believable?
LRRbot: New quote #6946: "It's James's fault? Is that believable?" —Dale [2020-05-11]
PharaohBender27: #NeverBlameJames
Phailhammer: #BlameJames
DigitalSeahorse: #BlameJames
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
snowcookies: Only James sympathizers wouldn't blame James
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM #BraiseCUDE
Despoiler98: he has a NAME PAUL
PharaohBender27: True, but still katesLol
HorusFive: lrrADAM = lrrSPOOP
PatchworkWit: @sarah_serinde good quote lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: When is LRR going to sell Adam dolls in the store? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP lrrADAM lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Electrodyne: Homonculadam
Juliamon: Homunculadam has a NAME
DigitalSeahorse: benginSpoop
PharaohBender27: Bye! katesWave
PatchworkWit: bye! thank you!
Electrodyne: Yeah please use his name
Phailhammer: cya :)
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank ssandMONSTER_FC
Electrodyne: BYE!!
bowseriffic: Bye
Awaiko: Bye, thank you!
snowcookies: Bye
RealGamerCow: TacitusVigil LRR dakimakura(sp?) of the JoJo playmat versions of the cast.
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you.
Earthenone: !findquote machine
LRRbot: Quote #2594: "Grandmother with a sewing machine. I can conquer the world!" —Maggie Graham-Bell [2016-05-23]
Juliamon: That's... remarkably accurate right now
Earthenone: always good to hear the sentience project is still going well