djalternative: mornin friendos
malc: I'm glad it isn't still morning here, today can get effed
Arclight_Dynamo: Whuddup, dj.
malc: hi arclight, dj
lurkerspine: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (29s from now).
SergeYager: Good morning chat party people :D
malc: hey Serge
CaptainSpam: IT'S ON
SergeYager: ready to go fast?!
jadereaver99: Greetings all
CaptainSpam: lrrSIGNAL
SergeYager: Let's goooooo
grave2057: morning serge hope your coffee was good
SergeYager: It was delicious!
malc: sergeHeart
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 0:47.
malc: so was mine, but it was so long ago
grave2057: good to hear!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James, Uno and Serge came not even remotely close to speed running Minecraft last week, so let's run it back. Time for Mine O'Clock! ||
RegulusPratus: Yay. I like Vanilla, and I've never beaten it, so this is nice to see.
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grave2057: planning on setting any world records today?
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Bartlebad: 16 Months? Time to get my streaming learners permit!
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Arclight_Dynamo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
cryomancer20x6: Serge you inspired me and I've finally gotten a nice pour over rig - changed my life
TXC2: Hello everybody
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, hey malc! Didn't see you say hi. :)
malc: sergeHi
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
TehAmelie: ahoy·hoy
GapFiller: SergeYager good afternoon evening Serge lrrSERGE
GapFiller: how do we reckon Take 2 gonna go today
Mcgwee: morning y'all!
brieandbacon: G'day all jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
RebelliousUno: badly
snowcookies: I should get some cup noodles
dmjessus: morning!
alex_they_cryptid: same
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, man, I've got a full head of garlic roasting in the oven, and it smells. So. Good.
Mcgwee: lrrHEART
GapFiller: RebelliousUno ah but how much and in what way
TXC2: hello RebelliousUno
Arclight_Dynamo: Yo Uno!
Thane1607: Good morning all
djalternative: I'm sure serge is going to make sure he's in the nether within 10 min today lrrBEEJ
dmjessus: that's the spirit! @rebelliousuno ;)
TXC2: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
djalternative: !dos
LRRbot: RebelliousUno también está transmitiendo. Asegúrate de revisar su vista de la secuencia y darle una continuación!
RegulusPratus: Don't spawn in a jungle
APODionysus: Hey folks. Found out last night that my restaurant will not be reopening after all this. Pretty upset and looking forward to find silliness to distract me
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MyrddintheWizard: Thank you LRR for some great content in this...the weirdest timeline.
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djalternative: !tres
LRRbot: Anche RebelliousUno è in streaming. Assicurati di controllare la sua visione del flusso e dargli un seguito!
Arclight_Dynamo: @APODionysus lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: !shi
LRRbot: RebelliousUno Sutorīmingu mo shite imasu. Ogawa no kare no kenkai o kakunin shite, kare ni shitagatte kudasai!
cryomancer20x6: This time they're going to spawn in a desert village, I can feel it
RegulusPratus: No, I like restaurants, that sucks
TXC2: APODionysus I'm sorry to hear that lrrHEART
GapFiller: APODionysus lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
djalternative high fives TXC2
grave2057: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
djalternative: Teamwork
TXC2 high fives djalternative
beowuuf: : ( APODionysus lrrHEART jlrrPillow
cassaclyzm: So glad to catch a speed run of this classic from my childhood LIVE!
MyrddintheWizard: @apodionysus lrrHEART Sorry to hear that.
Mangledpixel: boop
mrcheese4639: <message deleted>Yay
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
APODionysus: Thanks app
alex_they_cryptid: woot
malc: apodionysus: oh no, sorry to hear about that
APODionysus: Err
Jeezy56: jlrrWalldiamond
APODionysus: Thanks all
mrcheese4639: <message deleted>Reeee
CaptainSpam: There's... a slight echo to the intro music?
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
BasilBrushOff: sergeModLove
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beowuuf: Morning
cassaclyzm: James has a new skin, I forgot
GapFiller: good afternoon evening James lrrJAMES lrrCOW jlrrPunch jlrrIronball jlrrPillow lrrHEART
BasilBrushOff: sergeHi sergeHi sergeHi
wiggins: oh hey, it's famous youtuber James Turner
malc: James is very chipper today!
Didero: Hello everybody!
TehAmelie: hello J
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Welbog: 28 months! That's a whole February!
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TXC2: hello wiggins
GapFiller: wiggins evening Matt
Didero: I have been looking forward to this stream all day
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART mods!
wiggins: I'm good
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tyrew0rm: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
ArcticAtlantic: hi folks sergeHi
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
Mangledpixel: CaptainSpam I didn't hear an echo, maybe check if you have the stream open twice?
malc: that sounds nice
TXC2: hello Joda011980 welcome
beowuuf: The joy of not having to minecraft at 7am :p
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SievertSchreibr: Hello everyone!
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wiggins: what flavor of yogurt
EJGRgunner: cheer100 I always look forward to this run every year, and I'm super excited to see my favorite title broken by my favorite trio of speedrunners. #KillTheEmeralds
TXC2: a Good nights sleep? such wonder is possible?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, full of caffeine and... bacillus?
APODionysus: So what exactly is a Minecraft speedrun?
CaptainSpam: Mangledpixel Nah, I've heard it in the VODs, too, and James isn't echoey now. It's weird, like a very very subtle echo.
SergeYager: @EJGRgunner lmao
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WyrmwoodGaming: lrrHEART
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DeMeched: Yay first time catching a Mine'o'Clock live! lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:59.
beowuuf: it's like a mornal game of minecraft but slower and with more arguming?
SergeYager: @APODionysus gotta go fast
TXC2: APODionysus beat the end dragon as fast as possible
baskwalla: Let's go!
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coopdawg_22: This is my first lrr Minecraft experience
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chuckaw1977: Woot!!! Love watching you guys play Minecraft the way you do. Keep healthy and safe and keep up the good work. Also, just a thought for this run, when fighting Endermen in the desert, get rid of the cacti as they can eat the loot
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Mangledpixel: APODionysus fresh world, try to get to killing the ender dragon as fast as possible
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RyubosJ: oh hey, a lrr stream before midnight. nice
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SergeYager: @APODionysus or, what TXC2 said
APODionysus: Ah Ender dragon ok
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brieandbacon: Oooh, nearly a whole year! #KillAllAnimals
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SergeYager: :)
Mangledpixel: SergeYager it is imperative that you proceed with increased velocity
TehAmelie: speedrunning today, is it?
Caffine1138: Hell yeah! made it for the SpeedRun MK2 start!
tyrew0rm: ok, i've got to go in 2 hours, so thats how long you have james :P
djalternative: speed run take 2
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CaptainSpam: Mine! Mine faster! FASTER! Increase speed! Go go go! Hashtag save the creepers!
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beowuuf: #speed #run
RegulusPratus: Dragonslaying in three hours or less for fun and profit
malc: it's a whoooole new woooorld
alex_they_cryptid: do the speed, do the running
cassaclyzm: Starting it off right
chuckaw1977: but is it carrot milk?
AmberLampLight: cheers James
noSmokeFire: chocolate milk sounds REAL good
beowuuf: that was what was missing last week. knew it was something obvious.
snowcookies: morning
SeiichiSin: Chocolate Milk OP, please nerf.
Jeezy56: no wonder James is so chipper today :D
TehAmelie: but is it your own chocolate milk?
SAJewers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
SAJewers: Name the File James Turner :P
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TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
malc: Serge is quiet
dragonbretheren: chocolate chocolate milk chocolate milk chocolate milk
Arclight_Dynamo: @LoadingReadyRun Serge is a bit quiet.
NimrodXIV: increase the Serge
RegulusPratus: Don't draw only lands this time James
Meltalar: louder
noSmokeFire: james is going fast enough that his sound is desynced
Arclight_Dynamo: Much better.
m_logan2000 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
m_logan2000: Ya speed run 2. PS happy birthday james
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baskwalla: lolz
malc: yikes
Garfman314: what is the "end game" of this speed run?
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: gottagofastgottagofast
brieandbacon: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
DeMeched: !lrrbot
snowcookies: show us your character
TehAmelie: test their voice before putting them on mute, that's harsh
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Strategy is "no jungles"
TXC2: Garfman314 beat the ender dragon
wench_tacular: bad? it was hilarious
Garfman314: ok
Arclight_Dynamo: Better RUN through the jungle. sergeThinking
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Nice
RegulusPratus: Some manner of shirt
Zaghrog: The shirt!
AmberLampLight: nice skin!
alex_they_cryptid: go go go
BasilBrushOff: Cool Shirt
TXC2: gives us a countdown James
chuckaw1977: I'm getting my LRR Pride shirt today in the mail!!!!!!!
dialMforMara: hey, I’m wearing that shirt today
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: (This is not counting towards the clock
ArcticAtlantic: sergePride sergePrideLove
beowuuf: Beard may well cause more air friction though, make him go slower. Buuuut may attract more items. Interesting balance.
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Is there an official clock?
noSmokeFire: oo. mushroom island
RegulusPratus: Shrooms are good, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: And of course Uno's skin remains 100% accurate.
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:51.
beowuuf: txc2 had the official clock last time?
SandwichKed: test
snowcookies: I never spawn next one
Nelligrand: cheer500 #BurnDownTheJungle
tyrew0rm: no, bad serge
TXC2: beowuuf "official" yes
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Time is EDT 1:10
djalternative: mooshroom island means soup
TXC2: SandwichKed test completed
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Goal is three hours?
Angnor33: Free mushroom soup
TehAmelie: a beard adds a modifier to all the food you eat that makes it digest slower, could be economical
SandwichKed: cheer50
SquareDotCube: shave the cows, more like
beowuuf: txc2: can you count the number of hours yet, or is it still minutes only? :p
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Moroklumpen: Yay!
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Savage_Bolt: James overtaking the nerds as always
TehAmelie: twitch be twitchin
CaptainSpam: Every game of Minecraft starts with mass deforestation!
snowcookies: a flower forest too?
beowuuf: what is this spawn?
TXC2: beowuuf I can not, luckily I can count to 3 :P
djalternative: splits
Mangledpixel: splits are for certain key points, yes
fightrousoxide: Oh good, I'm catching this early this time
TXC2: hello fightrousoxide welcome
beowuuf: catch it before they win, you mean? MiniK
APODionysus: Oh seeing james punch the ground... brings back meeeeeemoriessss
Meltalar: Atarka Curse?
ContingentCat: Atarka!
malc: jlrrBreak s
SandwichKed: what's the time limit here?
TehAmelie: remember a minecraft world is a square with a side slightly bigger than the diameter of Neptune. makes it easier to face the scale of natural devastation you cause
fightrousoxide: Stream length, I'd think
beowuuf: APODionysus: this is so weird as all the things he cares about during adventures he doesn't for this, and vice versa
djalternative: james can rush the nether right now
Didero: Serge is a bit quiet for me
noSmokeFire: would you have to deal with zombies if you were mining in the mushroom biome?
MagicWarluck: Finally a day when I'm free and can see Mine O Clock!
cassaclyzm: Sick splits
circusofkirkus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
circusofkirkus: double dozen!
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brieandbacon: oh sang, are we counting jlrrFall s?
Mangledpixel: SandwichKed end of the stream, so ~3 hours
brieandbacon: *dang
TXC2: the record is 1 hour 18 mins, I'd say the goal is double that
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Serge is still a little soft, but not unintelligible
Arclight_Dynamo: Coal would be nice.
Meltalar: Serge is always Soft
noSmokeFire: serge is always soft. like, IRL
SAJewers: i still feel like the best option is to get pearls from villager trading
Didero: Thanks James
beowuuf: or just charcoal it up?
Meltalar: because he is a precious cinnamon bun
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Serge is better now!
fightrousoxide: Serge is gonna get startled by something and then we're gonna have a Serge Surge
djalternative: @SAJewers yeah. that is the best option but not exactly the most reliable
EJGRgunner: I think the best start is rushing to nether with the bucket method
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noSmokeFire: someday serge will reconcile with his darker instincts and we'll see a snerge merge
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GoRiLLa87: Good luck on the run!
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APODionysus: I’ve never watched a spreed run before this’ll be fun
Arclight_Dynamo: We're doing a Casual Personal Best speedrun.
Garfman314: oh, i forgot i was gifted a sub, so i can lrrHEART
fightrousoxide: The Snerge lies in wait, always watching
Nigouki: 420 viewers, nice
fightrousoxide: nice
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: PDT 1:10pm will be 3 hours by my clock
MAPBoardgames: But they are professional Minecraft players.
Alahmnat: Professional Unprofessional Minecraft Speed-runners
Didero: Though at this point James IS a professional Minecraft streamer :P
fightrousoxide: Very professional
MAPBoardgames: Which is SO weird to say outloud
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCreeper
malc: jlrrCreeper
Phoerow: did they start over?
malc: jlrrCool
fightrousoxide: They're all professional...many things
beowuuf: new run
Garfman314: SPElunk!
Mangledpixel: Phoerow yup
TXC2: Phoerow from last week yes
APODionysus: Yeah I was gonna say... What IS a professional Minecraft player if YOU don’t qualify, James?
Mangledpixel: new run, new seed
Phoerow: new seed?
beowuuf: new world even, they started by a mooshroom bio
danthemediocre: Is the garbled discord audio only on my end?
TehAmelie: Speedrunalloneword aimed for double the world record, and then y'all played the games blind which can hardly be said for you guys and Minecraft. . .
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Good save!
TXC2: Phoerow yes
CaptainSpam: Maybe a sword, too.
Jeezy56: jlrrCreeper
APODionysus: You play Minecraft, for your job, 5 days a week at least
TXC2: danthemediocre it seems like yes
Abavus: Is it a death or a free food reset and warp to spawn?
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: 'Now you're mining with creepers!' <boom>
TwitchTVsFrank: creepers = free labor
Creideiki_SE: Retroactive jlrrFall ?
beowuuf: death is just a resource
Moroklumpen: Who's the third player?
TehAmelie: carefully controlled explosions is a crucial component of mining you know
beowuuf: serge or uno
Abavus: or james
Mangledpixel: send someone up to smelt that iron ore you have on you, James?
TXC2: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
beowuuf: ^
Savage_Bolt: Could be referring to Uno
Arclight_Dynamo: Send Uno back up to smelt that iron?
danthemediocre: refresh fixed it
BITs19_: just got here, is this random seed?
beowuuf: I'm now betting on james :p
Mangledpixel: BITs19_ yep
BITs19_: noice
TXC2: it's random enough
APODionysus: Never bet on james
TehAmelie: i'll bet on James' sense for diamonds any day
fightrousoxide: I mean it's as random as most seeds, I would assume
Arclight_Dynamo: Iron for them, too?
Jayrod1220: Drop Iron
beowuuf: the only way is forwards, there is no turning back.
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MAPBoardgames: Drop your iron too
beowuuf: It's as true today as it was playing Knightmare
SandwichKed: This is cozy.
Mangledpixel: so, chat, who do you think will die first, when, and how?
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TwitchTVsFrank: i bet serge finds diamonds first
beowuuf: uno, lava?
SandwichKed: is there respawn?
APODionysus: @mangledpixel James. A fall.
Zaghrog: James. Lava
Moroklumpen: James, within ten minutes, spectacularly embarassingly
brieandbacon: Serge, Serge's hubris
APODionysus: Always bet on James falling
Mangledpixel: hehehe
Abavus: James, mobs.
Savage_Bolt: Serge gonna be in diamond heaven
EJGRgunner: I'm betting on Serge, in about 5 minutes, to lava.
Pawse: Watched last week's vod yesterday, excited to see the fresh stat
CaptainSpam: Did you hear the news? There's lava!
Dulldrifter: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:44.
fightrousoxide: Lava is a good bet
djalternative: good. off to the nether then
Mangledpixel: ah, no, James they weren't warning you about lava, they were betting on the first death being that
kendog61: hey guys....
fightrousoxide: Hey
m_logan2000: get some food while up there
Meltalar: take 2 buckets, infite watersource?
kendog61: jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper
cassaclyzm: you could get a bunch of dirt and try the pro strats of pouring yourself a portal
beowuuf: It's dangerous to go to the water sources alone, take this!
APODionysus: Granted I rarely watch MOC live, so all I know about it is from Stream highlights. And those teach me: James dies A LOT
Mangledpixel: 10 minutes gone, btw
fightrousoxide: Lol
fightrousoxide: James dies in funny ways a lot
TehAmelie: two iron buckets can create water. i'm pretty sure that's how fusion works
Moroklumpen: I want to change my bet
fightrousoxide: I would reckon he doesn't die all that much more than anyone else
beowuuf: I left for two seconds, anyone die yet?
TXC2: Moroklumpen all bets are final Kappa
kendog61: hey foks...forgot guys is not everyone...
Moroklumpen: Stream highlights can't lie
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mangledpixel: beowuuf not yet, James chanced going to the surface during night though
TXC2: Hello kendog61 welcom
JaysonMaxwell: The exact right amount - neat.
Arclight_Dynamo: Make the infinite water source, James.
brieandbacon: Poggo Uno-doggo
beowuuf: Mangledpixel: Seems keeping with the brand
TehAmelie: i love running down these endless stairs and picturing the character slamming their forehead into the ceiling every step
kendog61: been looking forward 2 this
wench_tacular: safety first
JaysonMaxwell: Make a portal just to scout the nether so you know ahead of time (and early) if you need to build one somewhere safer?
SandwichKed: oh hellow water
Zokarist2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:46.
cassaclyzm: Not bad time so far!
beowuuf: You only slow down if your head is in water, right? So used to being in full enchanted armour I forget
MAPBoardgames: Why is he standing in the water while digging this?
Caffine1138: and thus the Jungle Redux makes an appearance
rf232: isn't making a portal faster without mining the obsidian, just making it in place?
fightrousoxide: y'know what I'm gonna bet on James dying to an exploding bed
noSmokeFire: @MAPBoardgames so that the water will convert the lava instantly to obsidian
Fenhl: speedruns? on LRR? :O
Zokarist2: If you portal now and don’t find one you can quick portal in an above ground lava source
fightrousoxide: 'cause that's a highlight I wanna noscope the prediction on lmao
NojhLivic: Safety strats
beowuuf: Can someone more knowledgeable remember what axis strongholds get spawned in? I'm sure there's a proper directionyou need to walk in to maximise the stronghold chance
Mangledpixel: that's enough obsidian
Cakestepid: oh is this a speedrun?
noSmokeFire: speedjog
IbunWest: Casual speedruns are still fun.
Arclight_Dynamo: Casual PB
Angnor33: "Speed" runs.
TXC2: a speed saunter
Mangledpixel: you can use the floor here as the bottom
Ranakel: It's a Speed Brisk Pace
circusofkirkus: hasty jog
Fenhl: ah, that explains the lack of a timer
SquareDotCube: Gotta go at a brisk pace
EvilGenius_9: a jaunt
cassaclyzm: Gotta go fun!
SerGarretCameron: slightly faster than normal.
beowuuf: Yeah, standing in water when picking is vital for safety and item retention near lava
AmberLampLight: gotta proceed with all due caution
dialMforMara: Gotta go fasterisk
Didero: I look away for a minute and they already have diamonds? Nice!
dmjessus: I feel so dumb for spending hours gravel-ing the lavalake under an obsidian mine over safety now.
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: "Gotta go at a fun but socially responsible pace" doesn't have the same ring to it
randomskeptical1: 5 to 9 is the best for diamonds
fightrousoxide: Casual% speedrun
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lochnessseammonster: holy moly can't believe it's been half a year!
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djalternative: james has even found it already above
fightrousoxide: Or maybe LRR%?
djalternative: a bucket is like a shovel
djalternative: 36
m_logan2000: 24
Arclight_Dynamo: 24
alex_they_cryptid: 24
SquirrelEarl: 7+8+4+5=24
lurkerspine: gold above james
DiscordianTokkan: Goooold!
Wolfstrike_NL: 72
Mangledpixel: lurkerspine gold's not particularly useful at this point
Garfman314: flint get
APODionysus: Goooooold /Yukon Cornelius
Arclight_Dynamo: Flint get.
SandwichKed: so what is the logic in the long straight line? wouldn't a grid go more efficiently?
lurkerspine: I thought they needed it for emerals
lurkerspine: emeralds*
noSmokeFire: @SandwichKed spacially, yes, but they should be ~equivalent in time
daemonflowers2: they do need gold, clerics trade for it
BITs19_: is there a leaderboard for this category?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
m_logan2000: leave diamond pick here
fightrousoxide: Heh
TXC2: BITs19_ yes, the record is 1 hour 18
fightrousoxide: Serge just bind run to 3 lol
BITs19_: cool cool, thanks @TXC2 !
daemonflowers2: leave the pick!
beowuuf: good luck, we're all counting on you
noSmokeFire: nice!
Mangledpixel: nether at 18 min 8 seconds
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK \
BITs19_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Diabore: nice spawn!
Lord_Durin: 1st time!
beowuuf: luck and sack
noSmokeFire: "hell yes" indeed
fightrousoxide: Immediate fortress and ghast
djalternative: and a ghast
daemonflowers2: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
brieandbacon: sergeHolyMoly
biocentrica: niceee
cassaclyzm: Good spawn!
Nigouki: rigged!
beowuuf: except for the ghast
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN
RomanGoro: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Cakestepid: rngesus blesses you
randomskeptical1: wow lucky!
wench_tacular: lucksack
BasilBrushOff: noscope 360 fortress
kinslayer6788: Nice!
Moroklumpen: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
fightrousoxide: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
biocentrica: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
dragonbretheren: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrWOW
Cakestepid: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
kinslayer6788: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Alahmnat: this run is definitely going a lot better, heh
ThePov42: This splits are intense
TehAmelie: do ghasts shoot through portals or was that a nightmare i had?
Jogela: This is actually a prerecorded run Kappa
fightrousoxide: lrrCOW
brieandbacon: sergeJustRight lrrSACK
SievertSchreibr: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
APODionysus: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Zokarist2: Phat spawns
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun let me guess, the seed is "goodspeedrunplz"
TwitchTVsFrank: shouldn't there be a timer on screen if this is a speed run Kappa
TXC2: it's early days yet
beowuuf: ghasts can't shoot through portals, but they can blow your portal to closed with a fireball
crooked_knows subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
crooked_knows: 22 months!? Thats like... 23 months!
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Savage_Bolt: Odd chances to spawn near a fortress
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Them strats tho!
JaysonMaxwell: Yup - I need this world seed. Land-locked Mushroom Island stacked on a Nether Fortress? lrrSACK PrideCheers lrrSACK
fightrousoxide: This is honestly a really good pace
RyubosJ: all that jungle karma from last time
Abavus: Does every fortress have blazes?
TheElrad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
TheElrad: so, is this the part where everyone dies trying to get blaze rods?
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Moroklumpen: I want an infinite water source in my chest area
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SenseAmidstMadness: Needs more mods
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Mangledpixel: it's highly likely to though
Arclight_Dynamo: Not every fort has blaze spawners, but blazes spawn at every fort.
TXC2: No gear, no fear?
Fenhl: @TXC2 which category is that?
TehAmelie: feared into welps?
beowuuf: LOL
ContingentCat: no gear, a lot of fear
DiscordianTokkan: It's... WEIRD not having the coordinates on James' HUD
Jeezy56: get the funnel!
Garfman314: smelt it if you got it?
Savage_Bolt: Go get dam diamondz James
fightrousoxide: Blazes are funny things
TXC2: Fenhl this is team random spawn normal difficulty
fightrousoxide: You wanna see them but you also hate to see them
Texan_Reverend: Not to be confused with No Fear gear...for those of a certain age.
Jeezy56: Wispas? Kappa
snowcookies: don't drown Jamse
Arclight_Dynamo: Rotten flesh.
Fenhl: @TXC2 ah, I missed the Normal difficulty part, thanks
Garfman314: *sax solo starts*
DiscordianTokkan: There was gold in the ceiling of your tunnel, James, don't forget
akaTrickster: any drowners
TheAinMAP: SSSsss
TXC2: Rebeliious "Rockhound" Uno
The_Lesser_Gatsby: @serge you will want to get a fletcher so you can trade sticks for emeralds
SenseAmidstMadness: sergeScopeCreep
APODionysus: Man so close to james dying there
APODionysus: No one guessed drowning
fightrousoxide: Spiders can drop redstone?
fightrousoxide: That's neat
beowuuf: and balls of clay for a stone mason, only 20 per emerald
beowuuf: *10
fightrousoxide: Or was that string that popped up those new recipes? lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge: Clerics purchase rotten flesh, emeralds, gold ingots, rabbits' feet, scutes, glass bottles, and nether wart.
Ordsmed: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:34.
beowuuf: string possibly
Zokarist2: Also hitting zombies makes it less likely for enderman to spawn
APODionysus: ??
APODionysus: What does Ender men spawn have to do with zombies?
APODionysus: Honestly don’t know this
TXC2: under water lava!
DiscordianTokkan: Woah! Magma blocks?
fightrousoxide: hitting zombies spawns more zombies
snowcookies: I've never seen this
Arclight_Dynamo: Nothing, APO
SquareDotCube: you hit an underwater cave
beowuuf: huh, not seen that before
brieandbacon: Underground river?
Jogela: Maybe strip mine back James?
fightrousoxide: Therefore affecting the spawn rate of other mobs
beowuuf: was that an ocean ravine?
Savage_Bolt: That’s new, water magma
JaysonMaxwell: You've hit the sea - might want to turn back :P
Anubis169: yo!
fightrousoxide: We may have reached the sub-ocean
TXC2: Hello Anubis169
Caffine1138: HAHAHAHAHA
Wolfstrike_NL: Wauw
malc: WOW
noSmokeFire: holy moly
Zokarist2: Hitting zombies increases the chance they rally more zombies, filling the mob cap quicker
SenseAmidstMadness: lrrSACK
kinslayer6788: NO SCOPE!
Zaghrog: lrrSACK
Jeezy56: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
BITs19_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
AmberLampLight: wooooow
DiscordianTokkan: Holy CRAP
probablyvampires: Yoooooo
TXC2: !clips
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SpacePotato01: no
brieandbacon: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
randomskeptical1: holy crap
Savage_Bolt: Might wanna put some stuff away James
fightrousoxide: HIGHLIGHT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
oyleslyck: clip that
snowcookies: lrrSACK
Welbog: lrrCOW
Cakestepid: WOOOOW '
beowuuf: wait, the actual?
TehAmelie: lrrJAMES
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: CLIP that!
NojhLivic: Well plaid!
dragonbretheren: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
captainmarkov: No scope!!
Garfman314: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Angnor33: lrrSACK lrrHORN
Anubis169: How're all my happy muffins today?
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ANameYouCanRead: Called shot!
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AmberLampLight: lrrWOW
cassaclyzm: niiiice
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Narcuru: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
thetoastmonster: !clip
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TwitchTVsFrank: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrHORN
Hotrob_McAwesometon: haxcks!
ContingentCat: katesHype lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK katesHype
tyrew0rm: no justice in the world
MAPBoardgames: lrrSACK lrrHAM
Cakestepid: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
cryomancer20x6: lrrSACK
JaysonMaxwell: Ya needed to play it cool :P
beowuuf: he can't keep getting away with this!
biocentrica: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
red_shoes_jeff: Broken clock.
Mangledpixel: jlrrDang
RomanGoro: lrrSACK jlrrWalldiamond
alex_they_cryptid: that was powerful
steelfox13: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
APODionysus: WOW
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: STRATS!!!
ChangelingDruid: Made highlight reel but not for falling!
fightrousoxide: James, that was amazing
SievertSchreibr: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
bjorntid: PogChamp PogChamp
Blade_Tiger: That's a highlight for sure
beowuuf: there's the ocean ravine
captainmarkov: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Savage_Bolt: It ain’t Serge’s time to shine
SquirrelEarl: That's the ocean
bjorntid: poggies my doggies
SenseAmidstMadness: Better lucky than good, eh?
ContingentCat: sergeIntoTheSea
biocentrica: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Jogela: Prerecorded
Jogela: Kappa
TehAmelie: was it five or six minutes ago i trusted James' sense for diamonds any day. . .
randomskeptical1: you sure this is a random seed?? LEL
beowuuf: well done
Pawse: Shield!
Arclight_Dynamo: Give Serge the extra flint?
Anubis169: Crafting while poisoned.. that's just dedication right there :P
Arclight_Dynamo: So he can cook pigs?
Angnor33: Take some cobble with you for bridges.
JaysonMaxwell: Scaffold blocks - MANY blocks.
Savage_Bolt: Probably should take a water bucket
beowuuf: aha, a challenge :p
TheWriterAleph: "it should be hard for me to get lost" -James Turner
beowuuf: take a bed
jandalf_84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
jandalf_84: 22 Months? And all because i felt guilty about running Alex over in the first seconds of a Pubg match. Love you guys!
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probablyvampires: Food
noSmokeFire: @Savage_Bolt water evaporates in the nether, unfortunately
Anubis169: Congrats Serge!
brieandbacon: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
APODionysus: Woooow that’s fast diamonds
Savage_Bolt: @nosmokefire Yeah I kinda realised when fortress was mentioned xD
beowuuf: serge and uno preparing to leave james ot his fate
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiiice
APODionysus: Are we SURE this is a random seed?
beowuuf: gottem
TXC2: "return to sender, no name or number"
Anubis169: So chat, here's a question from a newbie's perspective
beowuuf: go on...
TwitchTVsFrank: james admitted its not a random seed
Anubis169: If you go through a Nether portal, you come out one side on the other gate right?
DarkMorford: Morning, folks! How are we doing this week?
Anubis169: so...
djalternative: chests!
Anubis169: what happens if you wall up that side, do you come out the other side?
TXC2: hello DarkMorford welcome
Arclight_Dynamo: Grab the netherwart. Cleric strade for it.
beowuuf: you start in the gate itself
Anubis169: do you smack into it Stargate Iris style?
beowuuf: if you don't move you'd teleport back in 4 seconds
Zaghrog: torches to mark path?
Anubis169: ooooo that's neat
Anubis169: cheersies!
beowuuf: np :)
APODionysus: Good lord this is going well
Jogela: Maybe make a small 'hut' around the spawner so the blazes cannot fly away
snowcookies: jlrrCool
TheWriterAleph: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Arakasi01: You can't actually interfere with the path the portal teleports you without breaking the portal
MaybeTara: Oh hey it's James
RomanGoro: Dude, the lrrSACK is real today
TXC2: Hello MaybeTara welcome
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Doesn't it just keep doing the portal effect but doesn't teleport you when you teleport in? you need to actually leave the portal block and reenter to teleport again
MAPBoardgames: The Ghasts sound like cats. spinaBad
Fenhl: you only teleport back if you exit and reenter the portal
JaysonMaxwell: #BlessedRun
Genie_M: butter for days
Arakasi01: It doesn't poop you out one side of the portal so much as teleport you into the middle of the portal
nanostul: #blessed run?
Fenhl: unless they changed that recently
MaybeTara: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:32.
Abavus: The book provides
SAJewers: i mean, uno could use an axe :P
Mangledpixel: that's 30 min
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge: Consider grabbing and growing nether wart. Clerics trade for it.
snowcookies: it's bootleg jei
noSmokeFire: it's not
Savage_Bolt: Yeah take the whole wart farm
djalternative: no
beowuuf: Huh, I'll have to check that now, I thought it started teleporting you again from the start...
TXC2: iron around wood, like a golf club Kappa
daemonflowers2: if you are growing nether wart take some soul sand
Arclight_Dynamo: ^^^
circusofkirkus: should someone stay back and start fighting endermen?
Anubis169: TXC2: Sudo make me a sand wedge Kappa
JaysonMaxwell: Mark the tiny hole in the wall - future you will thank you :P
Genie_M: how many rods are needed?
TwitchTVsFrank: what difficult is this world set to?
Pawse: Maybe 20
Pawse: err thats for eyes
Zaghrog: Wither skeletons are like Endermen: higher than 2 blocks
Anubis169: I can't mine right now I'm on too much fire... travLIGHT
Jogela: Many due to the amount of eye of ender are unknown
TXC2: TwitchTVsFrank normal
Pawse: Life without JEI...yikes
Zokarist2: ~12 rods
SenseAmidstMadness: One blaze rod. Ah-hah-hah.
Fenhl: up to 6 rods might be required
Anubis169: it looks organic
Mangledpixel: Pawse it's like going back to a single monitor after using dual monitors
Anubis169: like it was grown instead of built
rith_the_awakener: It's funny not playing Minecradt since 2011, so much has changed...
Mangledpixel: just can't be done
Fenhl: since an End portal can have up to 12 empty slots, and 1 rod is enough to craft 2 eyes of Ender
beowuuf: Ok, that's so weird! Yeah, if you can't exit out of a nether portal you don't get teleported, but the squirlly effect does start up, so you're just sitting there with a huge swirly weird thing happening. No wonder I thought you were being teleported.
Diabore: )?!
Diabore: i didnt know that could happen
JaysonMaxwell: Excellent Uppercase Zero there Diabore :P
TXC2: 0 what though?
bigpuppystuart: was that a monster made of cheese sticks or am i just fat?
beowuuf: You can't win blaze, he has the high ground!
Diabore: @TXC2 0 eyes of ender
RomanGoro: This is a great spawner location, you don't have the risk of the blazes flying away and losing the dps
RomanGoro: drops
TXC2: Diabore ah ok
Pawse: OR the DPS to be fair
chuckaw1977: you probably want to get more just in case a pearl breaks with you throw them
RomanGoro: I stand corrected
APODionysus: This is very impressive luck
djalternative: you want like minimum 14. twelve for the portal and two to do math for the fortress. This assumes worst case scenario
SerGarretCameron: beacon!
Jogela: We want a decent amount rather one more to be safe
beowuuf: again? why does serge keep getting wither heads right away?
JaysonMaxwell: Did anyone put in "death by wither" on the table of Hubris?
beowuuf: Or am I thinking of the scavenger hunt?
Nigouki: James "On Fire" Turner
TXC2: beowuuf he is their god Kappa
beowuuf: apparently!
Anubis169: xxxBEAT
Arclight_Dynamo: @beowuuf Because Serge's luck is wonky. He is very lucky in some ways, but also very unlucky in others.
djalternative: James "The Girl on Fire" turner
Savage_Bolt: James “Blaze Rod” Turner
jessieimproved: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:58.
SenseAmidstMadness: Sir you are on some fire
Moroklumpen: Why would a diamond horse need armor at all
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
Zaghrog: James might want to back up for food
TXC2: we need some asbestos armour :P
SenseAmidstMadness: hah
beowuuf: what was that about getting lost again...?
Jogela: Torches
TXC2: !findquote lost
LRRbot: Quote #675: "No! I lost my DadBoat!" —Cori [2015-09-15]
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Big "I told you so" mood coming from Serge
JaysonMaxwell: Why mark your path - it's not like you'll use it again Kappa
Savage_Bolt: Take the soul sand for wart farming if you haven’t
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: We love you, Serge :)
northos: jlrrBreak
SenseAmidstMadness: totally safe staircase
TXC2: marking the path is for people who expect to live Kappa
PixelArtDragon: Is this after the Nether update?
daemonflowers2: serge is in a losing battle with those two regarding the torching thing
DeMeched: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:42.
TXC2: PixelArtDragon no, this is still 1.15
Mangledpixel: right, enderfriend hunting next?
Genie_M: !addcount diamonds 11
beowuuf: nope, just 1.15.2 speed runwith normal nether
circusofkirkus: take water buckets for the dragon fight
chonkski: remember the buckets!
brieandbacon: arrows
Caffine1138: Jungle flashbacks :D
dragonbretheren: James, you should torch the middle of all paths, just to complete the set of ultimate useless: Serge right, Uno left, James middle
Abavus: Are you ready to rumble in a giant jungle?
Garfman314: what happens if you smelt gunpowder?
Phoerow: make a table ?
Anubis169: a shovel is just an axe on the front :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Just Serge saying Serge things.
rocketjohn: Good evening everyone, Good evening James.
beowuuf: and clay balls for a mason if you can find either
rocketjohn: How goes the latest speedrun?
ContingentCat: it's ok Serge words are hard
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
sholmes_gaming: I just finished the vod of last week's run and came here to find you guys were live! Good luck!
cyanMu42: (sand for glass bottles is a possible way to get emeralds, also.)
Savage_Bolt: Serge being the Sergiest of them all
Anubis169: welcome sholmes_gaming!
beowuuf: going much better this time round :)
Fenhl: @Garfman314 you can't put gunpowder into a furnace
Garfman314: aww
tyrew0rm: no sleeping, only stabbing
Moroklumpen: Diamonds are a boy's best helm
Nigouki: No Sleeping! Like back at university!
TXC2: "no sleep, only serotonin!"
TwitchTVsFrank: north
Supermareo: and now for another 2hr trek through a jungle
ContingentCat: sleep every 3rd night if you don't want to deal with phantoms though
Caffine1138: Go Left Young Man! Go Left!
LadyAiluros: only Enderfriends
bigpuppystuart: Of course Coffee fiend surge advocates no sleeping
cyanMu42: no sleep, only ender pearls.
brieandbacon: #NoSleepOnlyMurder
JaysonMaxwell: Left - there is no more random directions
SquareDotCube: or mushroom soup?
beowuuf: or milk them for mushroom soup?
Phoerow: would it not be a good idea to make an enchantment table?
djalternative: or stew!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Mooshroom island? Maybe make some bowls also?
brieandbacon: beef Wellington?
Fenhl: more like mushroom peninsula
RomanGoro: WTF is this luck
cyanMu42: fire trick doesn't work in rain
Moroklumpen: When he said moo shroom he really meant moo shroom
TXC2: but fire hot!
Fenhl: F
beowuuf: you killed the baby! no steak!
Anubis169: xxxCOM Uno
TXC2: RomanGoro don't worry, this rubber band is gonna snap back hard soon
circusofkirkus: you have a water bucket
beowuuf: goos thing you have a diamond shovel
SquareDotCube: Moobris!
brieandbacon: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
djalternative: should've started on this island
Didero: jlrrFall
Mangledpixel: first death: Uno, 41 minutes, falling
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Diabore: gotta say, uno wasnt my pick for first death
Abavus: all going downhill D:
APODionysus: No one picked uno
Anubis169 dances
SpruceZeus: tieStrat
rocketjohn: oh dear, i turned up and uno immediately died
Anubis169: not your fault rocketjohn
beowuuf: we're not saying you're a jinx...
Kikazi: I love how you kept Uno's egg, but left his Diamond helmet down there
Anubis169: it was the hole's fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time
Anubis169: Kappa
Phoerow: dont you want to take some of the iron in there?
Cepsys: nice new skin, James!
Jayrod1220: water bucket
dragonbretheren: uno egg
kendog61: shield
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circusofkirkus: bucket and shield
brieandbacon: shield
Bowlsrus2000: Hi
Arclight_Dynamo: Give Uno his shield.
DeMeched: bucket of water and shield are unos
TXC2: hello Bowlsrus2000 welcome
beowuuf: and egg
SenseAmidstMadness: James just up and stole Uno's egg!
Moroklumpen: Hurr hurr
alex_they_cryptid: what's the process for finding a stronghold?
Genie_M: boat race incoming
DeMeched: breaking the egg lmao
beowuuf: dam, beat me to the joke
nanostul: James didn't tie up the boats
TXC2: Moroklumpen you child (he said, having thought the same thing) Kappa
adambomb625: Gentlemen, to your boats!
dragonbretheren: @alex_they_cryptid make eye of ender out of ender pearl + blaze rod. Using the eye makes it fly in the direction of the stronghold
rocketjohn: how ironical
Moroklumpen: @TXC2 Who are you calling a child? I'm 38
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Let the 3 hr tour commence!
dragonbretheren: @alex_they_cryptid correction, blaze powder, not rod
djalternative: boat boat goat
rocketjohn: life the boardboats!
tyrew0rm: so why do we need a cleric?
beowuuf: I wondered why they thought 12 was good enough, forgot you get 2 blaze powders per rod
NojhLivic: Stepped away and now I'm back. Where are we sailing to?
Jogela: But jungle biome!
Nigouki: setting out on another circumnavigation eh
beowuuf: cleric trades for ender eyes
DeMeched: James on his A Game with the choclate milk
ipoddodd: Have to take and AP test. Good luck!
brieandbacon: Carrots and milk?
beowuuf: good luck in return!
TXC2: if we find a jungle we BURN IT TO THE GROUND! Kappa
fubargames: Ah, another speed run!
beowuuf: we need parrots and malc
DeMeched: Chocolate carrot milk
brieandbacon: sergeScopeCreep sergeScopeCreep sergeScopeCreep
circusofkirkus: keep an eye out for strongholds on the ocean floor
Arclight_Dynamo: Remember: brewing stands require picks to take. Kappa
Jogela: IT is a water jungle Kappa
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Heeereee on Gilligan's IIIIIIIlaaaaand!!!!
TXC2: we're still under record time
avi_miller: That dolphin is really Zoomy
Fenhl: it's not a valid run anyway
Diabore: ice or desert? yes
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Fenhl: James didn't set the time to 0
Genie_M: suddenly snow
Kraest: @thebumblingbagofbogusluck “a threeee hour streeeaaam!”
ContingentCat: really big brain play doing badly last week so this week we'll have realistic expectations
JaysonMaxwell: But breaking twitch is part of the fun of streaming minecraft :P
SquareDotCube: Remember that biomes form roughly in diamond shapes, so travelling diagonally may cut down on distances
beowuuf: no tearing :)
chrono2x: so much better
ContingentCat: thanks Serge
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TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Twitch loves confettie
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: @Kraest yes!
APODionysus: Awww Serge thinking of us
beowuuf: cure cleric, get cheap eyes
Arclight_Dynamo: Kill rabbits? Clerics buy rabbit's feet.
noSmokeFire: isn't that spruce?
Jayrod1220: Start grabbing rabbit feet!
beowuuf: what else is needed to make a brewing stand?
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nanostul: What bear?
djalternative: tame the bear
TXC2: "found a poler bear" how?
TXC2: *polar
JaysonMaxwell: 100% need this seed yeah...
Garfman314: i heard "ice bikes" and was confused
mechmagic: blessed seed
treeskylark: Did James grab a Seed Hunt seed?
brieandbacon: #HCMC100?
EJGRgunner: This is a SEED hunt SEED?!
Arclight_Dynamo: I think these biomes are a lot less rare than Segre thinks. They must have rejigged the rarity.
chrono2x: I gasped as he went over that danger hole
DiscordianTokkan: What was the seed again?
JaysonMaxwell: 2 relevant biomes within 5000 blocks? Not just endless forests? I'm in :D
DiscordianTokkan: !seed
LRRbot: The seed for the SergeCraft 2 server is: 6177146884624161678
Didero: What's Seed Hunt?
APODionysus: What’s seed hunt?
Moroklumpen: iSpikes?
EJGRgunner: Seed Hunt is a project launched by Sevadus to find his "perfect" foreverhome seed.
EJGRgunner: it has a lot of conditions.
GhassanPL: 3 Man, Speed Run, Have Fun!
djalternative: oh. Sev's doing this?
ContingentCat: holy moly
tyrew0rm: enderman!!!
EJGRgunner: One of the conditions is "every major biome within 2000 blocks of spawn
Didero: Thanks for explaining!
Genie_M: ender guy
DeMeched: Enderman
Kikazi: enderman
JaysonMaxwell: As I understand it - back in the ZipKrowd days they actually processed >all< the seeds to find their double-quad witch-hut. It's kinda crazy how big the numbers get.
TiberiusEsuriens: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
beowuuf: strats
MAPBoardgames: EZ game!
ContingentCat: katesHype blessed run
DeMeched: ggez
TXC2: ender pearl in 51 mins
Angnor33: Now, don't accidentally throw it an get yourself trapped.
djalternative: make an eye and head for the stronghold
oyleslyck: serge is being followed
APODionysus: WoOoOw
brieandbacon: lrrSACK
beowuuf: look to the moon
captainmarkov: I've refreshed a couple times, is anyone else having a slight audio sync issue?
APODionysus: Be honest. James is cheatinh
beowuuf: james is now not talking, can't tell
Arclight_Dynamo: James' facecam has been desynced from the start. It's not you.
APODionysus: I don’t know how
Genie_M: yep, a bit of audio desync
captainmarkov: Ok
MAPBoardgames: Sleep is for the scared
SievertSchreibr: @captainmarkov James is a bit out of sync
Jogela: Burn it?
APODionysus: But no one is this lucky. Especially James.
JaysonMaxwell: it might be good to craft an eye just to be "searching in the same direction" but that's a ways off.
RegulusPratus: That's a decent quote. "We can sleep every couple days."
TXC2: as long as James doesn't clap on stream, the desync is fine
SerGarretCameron: too ba you cant use phantom membrane and leather to make elytra.
Hotrob_McAwesometon: digging the jamz Cheer100
Didero: That thunder kind of startled me >_>
TXC2: RegulusPratus too real
beowuuf: that strike got pretty close to that creeper...
Kikazi: Punkins!
JaysonMaxwell: Pumpkins are kinda relevant :D
Arclight_Dynamo: You want the rotten flesh for cleric trades.
MAPBoardgames: Don't priests buy rotten meat?
Caffine1138: did you abandon Uno?
beowuuf: yeah, but usually like 35 per emerald, so grinding it isn't that efficient
Phoerow: kill spider
DeMeched: oof frozen rivers
Phoerow: get string
Dandinstorm12: hey chat, hey James
cassaclyzm: useful when fighting the end dragon
beowuuf: get clay!
tyrew0rm: enderman
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
fubargames: Real gamers use a bucket of lava instead!
Jayrod1220: James has a water bucket and an empty bucket
JaysonMaxwell: James has a suspiciously empty bucket :P
SerGarretCameron: james looted it.
dragonbretheren: spread out and look for clues, Fred, you take the girls, I'll take the dog
ContingentCat: uno had a bucket of water before he fell to his death, james has it
circusofkirkus: james definitely didn't give uno his bucket back
Kikazi: don't accidentally use that pearl
wench_tacular: why are you digging with the pearl, do you never learn?
Kikazi: maybe take that out of your hotbar?
ContingentCat: he brought you a present
TheThromborax: Going any better this time? Or still cursed?
Kikazi: thanks!
daemonflowers2: please take the pearl off your hotbar
tyrew0rm: james you have uno's bucket
JaysonMaxwell: I wouldn't keep the pearl on your hot-bar. Also free grass :D
MAPBoardgames: James, you have a shovel.
TXC2: TheThromborax shockingly good run so far
ContingentCat: @TheThromborax much better, so far, still time for it all to go downhill though
Garfman314: the thromborax is an oooold LRR reference...
Zaghrog: Ice Spike biomes might not be as rare as Serge thinks
Dandinstorm12: Serge "murder pit" Yeager
EJGRgunner: Ice Spikes are guaranteed to be near spawn in seedhunt seeds. it's one of the criteria.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ice spike biomes, mooshroom biomes, and spider jockeys are all less rare than Serge thinks.
JaysonMaxwell: Landlock Mushroom though - that is rare.
Trahas: is the speed run to kill the Ender Dragon?
DeMeched: Yep
TXC2: Trahas yes
beowuuf: yup, ender dragon or bust
TheThromborax: @garfman314 it is! None of the on screen talent from that video are around anymore
Moroklumpen: I'm on a boat, fathermocker don't you ever forget
Didero: Why do you need a village again?
Dandinstorm12: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:48.
DeMeched: 2 Hours remaining
Trahas: but if it is a speedrun where is the splits?
m_logan2000: trap in boats
beowuuf: They had a gold split where they split with some gold?
Dandinstorm12: 16?
circusofkirkus: aren't there sometimes pearls in the stronghold chests?
EJGRgunner: For those wondering, these are the criteria of the seedhunt seeds:
DeMeched: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:01.
wench_tacular: never didn't have it
nanostul: why not make an eye of ender and start in the direction of the stronghold?
PixelArtDragon: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:18:51. lrrSPOT
TXC2: lets find out
djalternative: and Serge said Nether at an hour. You had nether in like 15!
Trahas: what is the current goal? sounds like they already have been to the nether, just getting pearls?
TXC2: Trahas looking for a village
beowuuf: yup, looking for cleric for pearls
djalternative: nah. finding line intercepts is way better
someguynamedDane: Plolar blear!
Arclight_Dynamo: This IS IT
Arclight_Dynamo: There is a tube
TiberiusEsuriens: waaaat
beowuuf: oooh, sneaky trapdoor one back
beowuuf: cleric?
Didero: Man, how the heck would you know this without a wiki
beowuuf: I mean how would you ever know to build a nether portal
SquareDotCube: And it's a cleric
beowuuf: At least 1,16 will have ruined portals to give you the hint
nanostul: It already has a job
beowuuf: boom!
nanostul: it is a cleric
SquareDotCube: That's already a cleric too
JaysonMaxwell: Place down the bed and replace the bars - it'll speed it up.
daemonflowers2: break the cauldron! make a fletchers table
beowuuf: we have a very grateful cleric, brilliant
SquareDotCube: (and looks like there's an error in the texture)
Phoerow: 2 flint
beowuuf: two string two or four planks
Serivus: 2 string, 4 planks
SAJewers: the book james! lrrBEEJ
swaggytaco: its flint not string
Arclight_Dynamo: There's a cobwerb right there.
nanostul: use your sword on the cobweb
beowuuf: yes, flint!
m_logan2000: dont you need another apple
dragonbretheren: 2 flint over 4 planks
CrazymattCaptain: remove the cauldron to be safe?
beowuuf: flint! stroing gets you loom, sorry
SmithKurosaki: Greetings
SmithKurosaki: Sounds like the speedrun plan is going well
beowuuf: surprisingly well
Hotrob_McAwesometon: sorry I tuned out for a minute - why is there underground prison labour?
SmithKurosaki: @Hotrob_McAwesometon Something about igloos? I dont fully understand
Narcuru: break the cauldron just in case?
Vlanoik: it's a normal igloo thing
EJGRgunner: I remember back when Serge was doing MC100 and I talked him into Fletchers. I feel so proud.
beowuuf: an igloo sometimes has a secret lab where someone is trying to turn zobies back to villagers
SmithKurosaki: @Vlanoik I dont know exactly what igloos are /for/
MagnusCarter: Goal!
Arclight_Dynamo: Cured!
DeMeched: Converted
DeMeched: nice
djalternative: it's cured!
biocentrica: cured
TXC2: 10 mins to record time
beowuuf: back off once he levels to refresh though
EJGRgunner: @TXC2 Where is the record tracked?
TXC2: EJGRgunner I'm sure of the website, James said the record was 1 hour 18 mins last week
TXC2: *i'm not sure :P
EJGRgunner: gotcha
DeMeched: you could push your minecraft beds together... jk... unless
TXC2: forgetting to the type the operative word in a sentence: my one true skill :P
beowuuf: 2x2 and boom, all of the wood
Angreed66: So what is the end condition for the speed run to be called for time?
TXC2: beating the ender dragon
beowuuf: i presume the end scroll triggering?
Narcuru: dragon dead i think? maybe credits start
nightwingmisthawk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:56.
circusofkirkus: gold for emerald
DeMeched: Expert
Jayrod1220: Expert?
beowuuf: expert is eyes, wasn't it?
Mangledpixel: time on the stopwatch is 72 min
DiscordianTokkan: Sexpert
dragonbretheren: gold for emerald
djalternative: gold for emerald!
beowuuf: wow, whoever mentioned gold, well said
circusofkirkus: buy high level trades to level up faster
Arclight_Dynamo: Rabbit's feet?
swaggytaco: the higher lvl trades give more xp
dhuesing23: Should also snag glowstone, more xp
dragonbretheren: emerald to lapis rather than redstone
daemonflowers2: go for high level trades
beowuuf: get more wood, go for lapaz
DiscordianTokkan: That glowstone would've been a better trade, yeah
EJGRgunner: everytime you hear the glug, the trades should be resetting
beowuuf: i heard that 'i just need more wood' in the 'i just need more meth' cam voice
DeMeched: oooo this song
PixelArtDragon: Is this the exploitation of villager labor?
beowuuf: the villagers are happy to be 'freed' what do you mean?
DeMeched: Anyone have the name of this?
beowuuf: !spotify
beowuuf: doens't work :(
DeMeched: :C
aerohydra: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes many chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. You can buy his music here: He even made some remixes specifically for LRR:
RomanGoro: That's on James' stream
DeMeched: sweet thank you
beowuuf: NOOO
rocketjohn: It always spawned on expert i think
rocketjohn: Might be time to move on.
EldalotePrimus: Golds back!
Abavus: What's the timer at?
circusofkirkus: gold for emeralds
Arclight_Dynamo: Remember the brewing stand.
Mangledpixel: 75 min
TXC2: 1 hour 15 now
beowuuf: about 1hr 15?
DeMeched: Gold trade
circusofkirkus: trade all your gold
DeadGunner: sell gold?
DiscordianTokkan: Gold trade
Arclight_Dynamo: #PDZL
probablyvampires: Gold trade
JaysonMaxwell: ^^
MagnusCarter: gold trade ?
someguynamedDane: Gold!
biocentrica: gold
DeMeched: gold?
DiscordianTokkan: Cash for goooold!
brieandbacon: !murder?
probablyvampires: Gold for emeralds first
biocentrica: gold trade
Angnor33: Aples and gold
MAPBoardgames: Apples?
djalternative: send noods
daemonflowers2: he needs to trade the gold at the next cleric
circusofkirkus: 1 gold = 1 emerald
DeMeched: Trade the gold for emeralds it unlocked again
bjorntid: Invest in gold, everyone
Pawse: Zombie flesh maybe worth
MAPBoardgames: The bed
DeMeched: ahh fair enough
ninja_theory_ashrams: bed
someguynamedDane: You'll get more emeralds from this one
JohnLockeCole: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:38.
DiscordianTokkan: Ah. saving Gold for the next one. Gotcha
Arclight_Dynamo: James is right.
Nigouki: Uno's bed?
Jogela: Most important is crafting tables - immediately leave behind crafting table
beowuuf: this cleric won#t give is eyes, so is now worthless :( we want to level up the next one with viable trades
rocketjohn: not normal crafting tables, Jogela - the village job blocks is what serge meant.
zuchen_120: Oh! Is this fresh? Just tuned in.
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall jlrrFall
HoneyJack07: jlrrFall
TheThromborax: XP in the villager is more important than good
beowuuf: yup, fresh new world, doing very well
TheThromborax: Gold
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APODionysus: jlrrFall
TheWormbo: you cannot pick up brewing stands from villages, I think
noSmokeFire: @TheWormbo why wouldn't you be able to?
Arclight_Dynamo: Uno, you never pick a cleric up with an edged weapon. Blunt only. Kappa
Jogela: Is that another igglo?
beowuuf: probably just a housegloo
DeMeched: Blessed be the rng
beowuuf: keep it lit!
TXC2: this is bizarre even for minecraft
beowuuf: don't let bad zombies spawn i nthere :p
Phoerow: watch out for the iron golem
beowuuf: if ever the 'hrrrm' and crossed arms of the villagres was appropriate, it's for this sort of thing
probablyvampires: Break all the other workstations?
Genie_M: james put down your bed somewhere
beowuuf: txc2: yet about normal for serge / james / uno i feel, if not a little bland :p
Nigouki: lol, Serge just buring them alive
Angreed66: time of day serge
circusofkirkus: past working hours
Phoerow: it takes a while
TwitchTVsFrank: set spawn
wench_tacular: vandals
randomskeptical1: they only take professions during a certain time of day
beowuuf: barrels, smokers, blast furnaces
TXC2: beowuuf well they're not on fire, so yes Kappa
beowuuf: cauldrons, composters
beowuuf: :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, a fletcher.
Genie_M: he's a fletcher though
Nigouki: that's a fletcher already!
TwitchTVsFrank: so rude
DeMeched: kicks villager out of their own bed lol
Phoerow: James the monster
beowuuf: ok, umm....
Angreed66: well the arrows will be usefull
circusofkirkus: they were armorers in the boat
Garfman314: they looked like that before
beowuuf: need emeralds badly
Linwey: I'm getting flashbacks to that Folding Ideas video about Minecraft and Colonialism...
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franjibanji: First time catching LRR live since desert bus LOL, hope ya'll are doing great and staying safe!
chuckaw1977: do they need a bed?
DeMeched: sweeet
TXC2: hello franjibanji welcome
wench_tacular: clerics all the way doen
franjibanji: (:
beowuuf: Is this like monopoly, where the game stared as a comment on the evils of the thing and just became a game about the thing? In this case, the evils of trapping villagers to a life of slavery?
Solid_Fuel: ¨push 2nd into a wall hole
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SmithKurosaki: IS that a Creeper face on the robe?
MAPBoardgames: You got those ladders still?
Nigouki: Local Village Devasted as Residents Taken Hostage
beowuuf: james, take the bottom ladder away!
Arclight_Dynamo screams
daemonflowers2: take the bottom ladder
DeMeched: lol
SquirrelEarl: Welcome to the MoshPit
noSmokeFire: pretty suure a village just climbed out
beowuuf: probabaly, they can climb ladders :p
daemonflowers2: james the villagers can escape, take away the bottom rung of the ladder
beowuuf: come on rngesus, don't fail us now
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
chrono2x: nice
kinslayer6788: NICE
AgentMagicMaster: nut
beowuuf: So, while this is a family friendly stream right now, under no circumstances ever let a child see this
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EJGRgunner: you don't need a full day. Every time you hear the "glug" sound, the trades SHOULD be resetting.
EJGRgunner: and that can happen 3 times per day, iirc
beowuuf: take that bottom rung while you leave :p
Bowlsrus2000: lrrSIGNAL
SandwichKed: economy just doesn't get the juices flowing like diggy
beowuuf: Do villagers need to sleep to fully reset things too, or is it just the job block?
circusofkirkus: you can get pearls for the fight in the end, right?
circusofkirkus: do you want to make jack o'lanterns for the fight?
Angreed66: You shouldn't save any pearls since they're plentiful in the end
jdb399: James bullying the poor slaves- I mean villagers
baskwalla: @Angreed66 You need pearls to get into the portal to get to the End
Angreed66: You need eye's to get to the end not pearls
Linwey: Minecraft - how dehumanisation and incentive systems unintentionally leads to colonialism, an essay
noSmokeFire: if you want to do some math you could F3 and use coordinates
djalternative: you need two calculators: a line from points calculator and a line intercept calculator. You can use that to find the exact coordinates
someguynamedDane: Did the eye break? It didn't look like it
Zaghrog: it didn't
Zaghrog: get out of the forest preferrably
TXC2: in before it's in the forest
Arclight_Dynamo: Draw a line.
momma_tatts: slytqLurk
smthwentwrong99548: <message deleted>
Jayrod1220: We don't want time anymore
Didero: Sounds like Serge needs sleep, yeah :P
noSmokeFire: we don't want it to be any kind of time any more
Solid_Fuel: we dont want time any more
RealGamerCow: did you get the eye?
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge words good. :P
red_shoes_jeff: PICK ONE, Whiskers.
hossdelux: daytime, nighttime DAYTIME
Meltalar: just relog?
Jogela: It is faster to run back
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Pawse: Just left the eye
beowuuf: trade with cleric then combine with blaze powder
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
BasilBrushOff: sergeModLove sergeModLove
Pawse: Uno save
TheThromborax: Sheep biome
TheThromborax: PODZOL!
Dandinstorm12: or even a normal death
fubargames: That sounded like foreshadowing
TXC2: people shit themselves when they die, all deaths are horrible
daemonflowers2: there was bread in the village
PixelArtDragon: Wait, wouldn't going in a straight line just end up giving you the same angle as before (or if you've overshot, the angle 180 degrees from you)?
malc: bah I just got back and it's break time
PixelArtDragon: When triangulating, you want another point that isn't colinear
Meltalar: theoretically james could log out, while both sleep and work?
Arclight_Dynamo: @PixelArtDragon The idea is to go in a straight line until it deviates a bit, then you run some distance to the side and triangulate via parallax.
surfderf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:02.
j0xer: only james gets a break during commercials Serge and Uno have to keep working
Solid_Fuel: sleeping with the lights on....
surfderf: did you guys make a golem in a speedrun?
surfderf: lmao
Mangledpixel: that's sound very imprecise, travelling along a line perpendicular for a bit and throwing from there would be better, I would think
RomanGoro: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
PixelArtDragon: @Arclight_Dynamo Gotcha. Gradient descent, not trianglulation.
Arclight_Dynamo: @surfderf Villages spawn golems.
Zaghrog: it's a village golem surfderf
djalternative: @RebelliousUno can you tell me what the coordinates of the pearl throwing pillar is in the village
surfderf: oh word haha
Solid_Fuel: @surfderf it is a village
Jeezy56: jlrrBreak
surfderf: was gonna say that's a baller move
lxluthienxl: bring beds with you for the dragon fight
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Nigouki: time to watch the Crapshot
SeanInOmaha is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Welbog!
Arclight_Dynamo: @PixelArtDragon Not sure about the actual, for-real terminolgoy, but I'll trust you on it. That's the process, tho. :P
DeMeched: "dont go anywhere" but... I have to use the bathroom
MagnusCarter: takes commercial break during speed run jlrrFacepalm
beowuuf: don't nobody go nowhere! stand up, take a break, grab the bathroom, grab a drink, etc
DeMeched: Thanks for the clarification @beowuuf
Arclight_Dynamo: @MagnusCarter Gotta get that dolla.
SandwichKed: with a little real math, you could probably get result really quick
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beowuuf: magnuscarter: that's only 2/3rds the speed, more if we consider james just slows the other two down :p
CataclysmicReverb: SSSsss ?
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrCOW sergeFuse
biocentrica: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SandwichKed: really55Mad
nightwingmisthawk: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:31:20. lrrSPOT
TheThromborax: no
TheThromborax: That'
TheThromborax: Is that in dog time?
nightwingmisthawk: Yes
BasilBrushOff: WUB WUB
Zaghrog: yes
noSmokeFire: it's in dog time
TheThromborax: Lol
SandwichKed: boo
TheThromborax: Holy dumb that's great
nightwingmisthawk: !quote dog
Dandinstorm12: !quote R1
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
daemonflowers2: that is amazing
TXC2: TheThromborax how have you never seen updog before? :P
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
franjibanji: !quote carrot
TheThromborax: @txc2 I genuinely do not know
Dandinstorm12: !quote 32
LRRbot: Quote #32: "It's the antithesis of all that is good and right in the world: a treasure chest that bites you." —Paul [2015-03-09]
JaysonMaxwell: !findquote speedrun
LRRbot: Quote #2609: "I want to see a naked man run into the corner where the Mona Lisa is and then like fly up out of the Louvre and then hit the top of the Eiffel Tower. Speedrun tourism of Paris." —Alex [2016-05-26]
monorex97: !qoute 69
djalternative: Spot and Jade need to know how long James has been live aswell.
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
TXC2: wow that OG talking sim quote
DeMeched: that alex quote holy cow
TXC2: and we're back
Dandinstorm12: !findquote James
LRRbot: Quote #6711: "I feel like James has been picked on enough." —Adam [2020-01-17]
malc: 0
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Dandinstorm12: haha
MAPBoardgames: 3
someguynamedDane: I disagree with that quote categorically
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun what's the coordinates of the throwin pillar in the village
probablyvampires: Other fletcher had arrow trades
Angreed66: You need arrows
malc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:02.
JaysonMaxwell: If James rings the bell - is it going to say the thing?
Caffine1138: enchant the bows?
TheThromborax: If only you had a Fletcher.......
DeMeched: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #5225: "Did Beej get food? Yes he did." —Beej & Graham, clapping between each word [2018-08-02]
lxluthienxl: bring beds!
malc: so I was gone for >1 hour; did I miss much?
Caffine1138: nope. Murder is the correct word
PixelArtDragon: Just like Serge liberates his interns!
TwitchTVsFrank: 2 cows is alot of meat
Jogela: James maybe bring a bed?
daemonflowers2: dont forget about the bread at the village
stevestein: Does anyone else think Serge redefining murder is more disturbing than Serge advocating murder?
malc: sure is a good landmark tree there
Kazman20a: 16.2 and hoglin farms, i can't wait
Angreed66: Shooting all the crystals from the ground is the safest method(shoot between the pillar and the cage from the bottom for caged ones)
lxluthienxl: beds explode in the end.
Arcticblast324: looking around in the tundra might be difficult since things don't spawn on snow
TXC2: it's not Murder if it's delicious Kappa
Dandinstorm12: James, do not die
Jogela: Wrong way
Barb4rian: @txc2 try telling that to PITA HahaShrugMiddle
PixelArtDragon: @stevestein There are many words Serge puts in front of murder. Advocating murder, redefining murder, automating murder...
lxluthienxl: snowballs work for the crystals too
rocketjohn: Barb4rian the bread people?
fubargames: You're at it?
Barb4rian: Haha
DeMeched: Are you planning on using the beds to kill the dragon? Cause that would be rad
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrFall
malc: !addcount falls
Didero: jlrrFall
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
gallows_humor: jlrrFall
northos: jlrrFall
MagnusCarter: jlrrFall
fubargames: Should you go the *same* direction now?
TwitchTVsFrank: a cow gives ~440 lbs of beef
probablyvampires: Sick strats bro
snowcookies: how's the not-so speedrun going?
fubargames: No idea how to triangulate, just wasn't my guess
TXC2: snowcookies fairly well
Didero: More of a speed-jog than a speed-run
Milambus: when else are you going to practice?
Didero: Last week was a speed-crawl :P
LucasTheDrgn: i like the term "fastplay"
PixelArtDragon: Speed brisk walk
DeMeched: Honestly you guys are crushing it
EliteArcanist: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:42.
rocketjohn: james, you should start going at an angle to your line soon.
TXC2: we're nearly an hour 45 in, so going well
Didero: jlrrFall
malc: whoopsy
Jeezy56: jlrrFacepalm
Didero: Yeah, just sleep right next to a nascent forest fire
Angreed66: The only tools they really are missing to kill the dragon are more arrows/bows
northos: you were just making a campfire to sleep next to :D
PixelArtDragon: Serge, we don't judge.
Jogela: Snoozing Zzzz
fry_dx: Don't you just hate it when you're trying to sleep in the forest and you accidentally set yourself on fire instead
AgentMagicMaster: No one: James: *lights fire*
Arcticblast324: PUT OUT THE FIRE JAMES
rocketjohn: smokey the bear would be unimpressed.
Barb4rian: Smokey would by disappointed @James_LLR
MAPBoardgames: too hot to touch, too hot to leave
Barb4rian: LRR*
fin9n: did we just cause a forest fire
Didero: jlrrFall
Caffine1138: jlrrFall
Arcticblast324: you're going the wrong way
Angreed66: Armour is sorta pointless in the dragon fight
noSmokeFire: all things are tempoorary
ContingentCat: one way to find out
malc: thanks beowuuf :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Draw a line.
malc: I nearly typed it but couldn't be bothered
fubargames: Only YOU could have prevented the forest fire!
beowuuf: np, said it should become an emote :p
SerGarretCameron: ~We didn't start the fire, James set it burnin', to set his inventory churnin'~
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes.
Didero: Forgot the lead-up path. Listen to Teacher Serge!
chuckaw1977: yes
Solid_Fuel: sure
daemonflowers2: yes
ipoddodd: Angle, for an approximate distance?
DeMeched: It seems like youre headed the right way
Milambus: you were supposed to make a lead up path to the pillar
Arclight_Dynamo: The lines are VERY important to draw.
beowuuf: sure, why not
noSmokeFire: we're having good luck with the pearls at least. no breaks yet
Angreed66: You're trowing too often
beowuuf: get berries, lure foxes, eat foxes
Nigouki: James did let a cow live
rocketjohn: *snow parrots
beowuuf: (no idea if foxes are edible)
Caffine1138: jlrrFall
SAJewers: fishing?
SquareDotCube: James just passed some berries
SquareDotCube: which have a defense buff
TXC2: beowuuf IRL kinda
beowuuf: close enough!
Solid_Fuel: soup!
TXC2: their livers will kill you though
DeMeched: The most dangerous game
beowuuf: txc2: wow, never heard that before!
red_shoes_jeff: TURNS OUT IT'S MAN. *musical sting*
rocketjohn: draw the l ead up line, james
noSmokeFire: I thought it was polar bear livers that killed you. lethal amounts of vitamin...D?
Arclight_Dynamo: LINE
rocketjohn: line!
PixelArtDragon: The greatest hunt of all? lrrIAN
djalternative: as someone who's sold fruit at farmer's markets before, berries are terrible for filling your hunger
DeMeched: Narrowing in
Bowlsrus2000: It’s in the tree
Arclight_Dynamo: Don't follwo the line.
Arclight_Dynamo: Go to the side, then throw.
TXC2: beowuuf yeah, Canine livers have toxic levels of Vitamins in them
Jogela: Noo
Caffine1138: kinda kinda not
Zaghrog: Not really
Didero: Except he didn't place a lead-up path twice now :P
MagnusCarter: More Less
fry_dx: A trail of trees
FITorion: He has not
rocketjohn: he has failed to do the lead up lines
Dandinstorm12: James "More or less" Turner
ContingentCat: I don't know how helpful a trail in the trees is going to be
Solid_Fuel: strong hold is great
PixelArtDragon: Just follow the forest fires
chuckaw1977: he overshot it though
Mangledpixel: heh, you were almost at 1920x1080
Angreed66: The lead up path's are pointless
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:53.
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, we're just chasing, not triangulating.
Arclight_Dynamo: Fine.
Didero: We know, that's why we're watching Kappa
GapFiller: been afk
Pawse: Also didn't it turn around?
rocketjohn: but you're a monster in a cool shirt. so y'lnow.
GapFiller: sitrep?
Eklinaar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:16.
Solid_Fuel: stronghold draws closer!
djalternative: you're circling it now
TXC2: GapFiller we're looking for the stronghold
Zaghrog: I think it might be a long way off still
daemonflowers2: you honestly don't need to triangulate when using eyes, following is fine
GapFiller: TXC2 danke bei
Arclight_Dynamo: The point is to find where the drawn lines cross.
Solid_Fuel: why not just follow it? you are so close
fry_dx: Why not just go towards it? :/
JaysonMaxwell: Not 4 or 5 hundred. It's curving left already.
SAJewers: i would just follow it since it's a different direction now
theinvisiblevoice: because they might not be close
LucasTheDrgn: @Solid_Fuel because just following it means you're gonna overshoot
MAPBoardgames: I think James is confused
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge is right.
probablyvampires: Sounds like Serge should have been on the stronghold location
Yondaime233: not that easy without a map mod
DeMeched: I mean youre honestly close
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Didero: Always listen to chat, never listen to chat
Angreed66: Triangulating is pointless when it's notably changing serge is wrong
Arclight_Dynamo: Do what Serge says.
Nigouki: listen to chat James Kappa
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun serge is trying to make you do line intercepts in a very convoluted way
fry_dx: It changed direction in less than 200 blocks, if you go 400 or 500 blocks in a direction that's not it you're just gonna get told to go back the way you came from
Jogela: Sure Serge
TwitchTVsFrank: serge calling chat out
Barb4rian: Lol I must have gotten very lucky with my find in my MC server. 4 throws and the 5th was almost exactly on top of the portal....
aerohydra: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Mangledpixel: go from here i reckon
DevInsanity: You've already mostly passed it, since you've almost made a hard left with the last two throws
Solid_Fuel: @LucasTheDrgn oh ok
red_shoes_jeff: This sounds like more steps than there need to be, but then I don't play Minecraft, so what do I know?
monosceros: Serge is trying to execute Third Impact
Pawse: Serge is definitely right, I just never do that because I'm not going for speed.
alger_waterlow: serges way takes 2-3 times as long
DeMeched: @DevInsanity has it
Angreed66: ^
Zaghrog: oh, it's quite close
Nigouki: probably
djalternative: yes
Genie_M: triangulation
noSmokeFire: a lead up line when you aren't following the line seems counterproductive
Arclight_Dynamo: The lines will cross.
swaggytaco: it doesnt matter if serges way takes longer. theres no way youre going to be able to tell james how to do it through the chat
SquareDotCube: It's probably under the river
Solid_Fuel: James needs more blocks!
ipoddodd: No, it's in the direction of the line
SandwichKed: so whatever they're targeting, how frequent is it in the environment? I mean, one every 10k units? more?
combattwombat: It is at the intersection of the two lines you drew
Arclight_Dynamo: It did not.
fry_dx: No, it went up and then fell
Mangledpixel: no, it hovered
SquareDotCube: it dropped
Narcuru: no it didnt it dropped
SAJewers: yeah, it dropped
DiscordianTokkan: It went up that direction and then fell
Zaghrog: it went up, then fell. that's different
ipoddodd: It didn't. It's past the river, on the hill
TimeToFlipOut: #uptime
DeMeched: Havent had one break yet which is sweet
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:30.
bainard656: James is now completely ignoring the instructions
Zaghrog: it would have charged with a blaze trail down if you were really close
ipoddodd: !left
SquareDotCube: follow the river a little bit
Jogela: It is almost like chat was right but what the helle
dragonbretheren: test from this side of river
ContingentCat: @bainard656 as is James' way
FITorion: I don't think James is grocking this
djalternative: jeez. if you were going to do line intercepts like this, you should've just taken the guess work out of it
SquareDotCube: This is not it.
Arclight_Dynamo: Let Serge show you what he means?
red_shoes_jeff: I am trying to follow along, but it sounds like there's both too many steps, and missing steps to this process. Any Minecrafters wanna weigh in?
TwitchTVsFrank: just throw the pearl and follow it
combattwombat: You are trying to draw two lines and find the intersection of them
FITorion: draw the lines from the previous 2 throws untill they touch
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Because serge is trying REALLY hard to do math without doing math.
TimeToFlipOut: Just finished watching last weeks run
Solid_Fuel: it broke??
SquareDotCube: Serge is making this more complicated than it really is to be honest
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rocketjohn: get the pearl
nanostul: get the pearl first
Angreed66: Trying to triangulate is more effort than just following
rocketjohn: oh dear
daemonflowers2: serge's way is valid, but kind of complicated. most of the time you just follow the pearl and don't bother trangulating
Genie_M: pick up the pearl?
LucasTheDrgn: the pearl broke
PixelArtDragon: Well, with your cobblestone.
SquareDotCube: now you're going away from it
Narcuru: the pearl broke
Mangledpixel: it broke, Genie_M
Zaghrog: the peal broke
DeMeched: pearl broke he got the sound
DevInsanity: It feels like you're close enough that it's probably easier to just follow it
noSmokeFire: part of the problem is serge explained the last steps at the beginning
TehAmelie: a mind field, if you will
Pawse: I never need the end until I have many pearls
theinvisiblevoice: this uses fewer pearls
Lithobraker: if you take the two start and end point coordinates shouldn't you be able to calculate the intersection?
djalternative: or, you could draw a grid with a calculator and save a lot of guess work
ContingentCat: normally you'd have more pearls so it's fine
kainboa: following the pearl is the simplest solution, but there's a higher chance of not having enough pearls, since you'll use more of them, this way you could technically find the fortress using 2 pearls
Angreed66: Stop refering to eyes of ender as pearls call them by the name as pearls are different items
Genie_M: now go where the 2 lines intersect
theinvisiblevoice: it's still understood, angreed
Arclight_Dynamo: Uno is follwoing the other line.
Barb4rian: @angreed66 eh, its ok. I think everyone gets it
TehAmelie: there's so much in Minecraft that can be done with calculations and save work, it's just a question of how much you want to cheat isn't it
Arclight_Dynamo: The point is to find where the two lines cross.
Lithobraker: did anyone catch the coordinates so I can plug them into an line intersection equation?
rocketjohn: triangulation is not cheating...
djalternative: this method really feels like the worst kind of amagamation of following the pearl and just doin the actual math
PixelArtDragon: It might help if you make the arrows off of poles so you can see them from a distance
rocketjohn: djalternative i kind of agree with you
LucasTheDrgn: @Lithobraker the problem is you also need the exact heading of the pearl
djalternative: @LucasTheDrgn no
Solid_Fuel: this is kina like my math teacher saying trigonometry is always the fastest way.
DeMeched: punch that chunk
swaggytaco: its ok if its not the fastest way
djalternative: if you have two points, you can draw a line
SAJewers: but what if serge is wrong?
DrChairthrower: Hubris
PixelArtDragon: How large is the fortress?
RomanGoro: inb4 lava
chonkski: wheelerHub wheelerHub
Abavus: take extra steps, then skip the last step
Barb4rian: Serge is know to be sergeOffByOne
Genie_M: we have 2 half-lines and want their intersection
Mangledpixel: PixelArtDragon they're usually fairly big
DiscordianTokkan: Phrasing!
TwitchTVsFrank: wheelerHub
noSmokeFire: @SAJewers it's fine. it's not like serge has built a brand of being very slightly wrong in signficant ways
daemonflowers2: the fortresses are pretty large
Lithobraker: LucasTheDrgn making two lines out of the point thrown and the point landed inherently generates their orientation.
Zaghrog: this is a pretty bold move, I'd have taken one more throw
red_shoes_jeff: "Somehow"
DrChairthrower: Somehow...
LucasTheDrgn: @djalternative that would require 4 points, with the users directly following the exact heading anyway, to find two lines that intersect
Angreed66: The whole point of the follow method is when the path diverges significantly you can just dig down. When there isn't deviation triangulation is tedious.
DeMeched: Bold move cotton, lets see if this pays off
probablyvampires: Bold move, cotton
probablyvampires: Ha
LucasTheDrgn: @Lithobraker IIRC, they gain some random horizonal momentum when they stop hovering
djalternative: Serge has demonstrated to me that this was clearly the worst way to find a stronghold
Angreed66: ^
SAJewers: ^^
SquareDotCube: ^^^
daemonflowers2: ^^^^\
rodog695: ^^^^
PixelArtDragon: This is the best way, but not amazing execution
Abavus: ^^^^^^
TXC2: harsh chat
DeMeched: ^^^^^^^
Dandinstorm12: damn chat
LucasTheDrgn: To be fair, they got this far and only lost 2 eyes of ender
probablyvampires: Ha, you just have to _feel_ it
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: !quote "Ya want to hop down my hole here" -Serge
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
beowuuf: come on guys, they still have an hour to kill and everything was going too well :p
Mangledpixel: >>>>
Zaghrog: pretty lucky with the eyes
DrChairthrower: Sound logic, flawed execution, I think.
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge is 100% correct on the method.
gualdhar: I'm not a minecraft player, and all of this looks like voodoo magic to me
daemonflowers2: it really doesn't matter, they will get there eventually.
SquareDotCube: Here's my vote: Just follow the darn pearl.
TheWormbo: Serge just didn'T do a good job teaching James
SAJewers: i feel like the better way would've been throw 1 pearl, then go 1000 blocks and try again until you get turned around
DeMeched: Should practiced the bed technique lol
Lithobraker: ▼▼▼▼
Zaghrog: gualdhar it's not so much minecraft, it's math.
LucasTheDrgn: It's difficult to do accurately enough to get it on the first try
cassaclyzm: Kill those animals!
rocketjohn: yeah, you're making diagonals, but not actually in a direction following the pearl. Doing a direct diagonal will nearly always be wrong.
PixelArtDragon: What would help is some more precise angles with the cobblestone
kainboa: triangulation is a pretty basic concept of navigation
Angreed66: No serge they make lines with coordinatines and calculate after two lines
TheMoatman: erge has demonstrated to me that this was clearly the worst way for non-speedrunners to find a stronghold
djalternative: Serge, you just need two pearl throws and a calculator or some pen and paper
Abavus: Losing one pearl at this point is completely irrelevant?
DeMeched: Nope it broke
Sarah_Serinde: People seem to be getting a lot angrier about tactics than necessary...just let them play it they way they want to?
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrFall jlrrFall
JaysonMaxwell: If you do the two point triangulation method - you want to always take the inside of the curve because it generates a spiral in, so that you have a cross to keep you from going over if you do find it. But never cut to the outside of the curve, it just makes a less usable angle.
TheMoatman: *Serge
Sarah_Serinde: It doesn't have to be optimal
SquareDotCube: It's in the trees
dmjessus: @gualdhar i *am* a minecraft player and this looks like voodoo magic to me.
CataclysmicReverb: Did it go in the drink?
fubargames: Nerver listen to chat
Angreed66: Speedrunning implies omptimizing
SquareDotCube: Instead of lines may I just suggest nerdpoles?
Sarah_Serinde: Angreed66 And this is an extremely casual speedrun
probablyvampires: YOLO
DeMeched: The spook sounds
DiscordianTokkan: Creepy noises!
Solid_Fuel: stronghold sound!
PixelArtDragon: One of the problems is that they're always making their angles in 45 degree increments, which loses a lot of accuracy
Jogela: Bet James falls directly into the portal
cassaclyzm: Spooky sounds, promising
TXC2: James digs as he pleases
TheWormbo: I think the eye only points to the entrance stairs, so spreading out around it seems okay
Genie_M: speedwalk
Lithobraker: if you have enough TNT you can easily find it Kappa
djalternative: @Sarah_Serinde it's not that it's their way but that serge is touting it as the best way and being super confusing about it
rocketjohn: i mean if this was an optimised speed run, they would definitely be ignore chat completely
DeMeched: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:12:34.
JaysonMaxwell: Also - go lower than 30, the rooms can spawn scrapping along bedrock.
adambomb625: Do you have water to put at the bottom so the others can jump down?
SmithKurosaki: I heard music?
SquareDotCube: You can see a tall nerdpole. You can't see a line in a forest
DeMeched: ~ 1hour left, nice
DrChairthrower: Draw some lines on this highly constrained grid requires practice or you just always have 45 degree angles.
LucasTheDrgn: you got the eye spy achievement
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: woohoo
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Arclight_Dynamo: I love that whenever Serge goes "yeaaaaah!" his mic cuts out. :P
VTMonster: doom_theme.wav
malc: mind the gap
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Zaghrog: great
Mangledpixel: that's a cavern cutting through the stronghold gen
DeMeched: inb4 full portal
lurkerspine: so I've never done minecraft ending and I'm in a work meeting right now (so no audio)... are they close to the dragon?
DeMeched: lurkerspine yep
TXC2: lurkerspine very
lurkerspine: awesome
navieksbga: I don't speak English, I'm speaking with a translator
lurkerspine: thanks DeMeched, TXC2
daemonflowers2: they just need to go through the portal and beat the boss
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:13.
Angreed66: As close as you can be without being in the end
SquareDotCube: Just like your head!
DeMeched: no prob lurkerspine
TXC2: Hello navieksbga welcome
CrazymattCaptain: beds?
daemonflowers2: Good job people!
trainumwalking: Just dropped in, what’s the scoop here?
TXC2: so found the end portal in just over 2 hours
beowuuf: lrrGOAT
Zaghrog: not to start the preparation
delta__vee: what a polite queue of zombies
ContingentCat: wow rude zombies
JaysonMaxwell: So who gets to go through first to see if it's an island platform?
viridimayai: Send someone naked through
ipoddodd: @trainumwalking Chill speedrunning!
viridimayai: See where you spawn
Solid_Fuel: make a painting!
trainumwalking: Cool!
Dandinstorm12: speedwalking
Dandinstorm12: Alex style
Milambus: send 1 in naked to spawn the area
swaggytaco: probly want another pick
Angreed66: You don't need pearls if you stay on the ground usually
fubargames: First rule of traveling through portals: Go in the nude!
niccoli_omari: dont forget to set your spawn points
circusofkirkus: remember pick axe too
Milambus: depends on where the portal is
fubargames: Terminator rules.
FITorion: set your spawn at least
DeMeched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN let the battle begin
Mangledpixel: end entry at 2 hours 8 mins
tyrew0rm: Armour!!!
Angreed66: Or they can give hi mit
Arclight_Dynamo: @tyrew0rm No, he's going naked to build a bridge to the main island if needed.
baskwalla: yeah just bring him his stuff
Jogela: @tyrew0rm It is off already
stevestein: "Wait for James to die" is the motto of Mine O'Clock
CrazyZonie: Does it count as a fall if James deliberately jumps?
TXC2: CrazyZonie not really
CrazyZonie: Darn.
TXC2: it's not funny if james does it on purpose
Solid_Fuel: big brain time
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 True
TheWormbo: the dragon is not affected by status effect
Mangledpixel: only counts as a fall if he hits, and jumping into the void you just die :P
benrem: Looks like I showed up just in time!
DeMeched: lrrSIGNAL_SG
Jogela: Shield?
MAPBoardgames: James' pearls?
Abavus: pearls for James?
Villenun: ender pearls?
Arclight_Dynamo: Plan? Win.
circusofkirkus: LEROY JENKINS
CrazymattCaptain: Leroy Jenkins
Angreed66: Why ladders? just arrow the crystals
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
red_shoes_jeff: Didn't you have some pearls?
Milambus: Death count bets?
7gorobei: pearl?
Mangledpixel: draggro
chonkski: Rock the denim for killing the dargon !!
Zaghrog: I'm somewhat concerned, them not having any enchantments
adambomb625: Leeroy at the end of the planning
Angreed66: dragon damage is unimportant
circusofkirkus: should have brought jack o lanterns :D
TXC2: Five? as in the band? Kappa
ContingentCat: James was also there
malc: Uno, the hero the server deserves
Dandinstorm12: James has drawn aggro
CaptainSpam: The behavior of Endermen are one of those things that just remind you how, to someone who doesn't understand the game as well as the experienced player does, Minecraft can be a straight-up horrifying survival game.
Angreed66: Aroow from the ground
Dandinstorm12: nice shootin' Tex
RomanGoro: 69 shot!
Angreed66: You can shoot beteen the cage from the base
Zaghrog: wow I had no idea arrows worked here
probablyvampires: We got Legolas in here
tipulsar85: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
Angreed66: Laddering is a trap
fubargames: What are the big cages?
CrazyZonie: What's the purple haze?
Milambus: james eat
noSmokeFire: @fubargames they spawn around ender crystals to make the fight harder
Angreed66: Remember chat this is how you die in a dragon fight
Dandinstorm12: rip Uno
noSmokeFire: oh no, james must have moved uno's bed
LucasTheDrgn: rip
tipulsar85: Two left!
Dandinstorm12: Nice shot Serge
Mangledpixel: one to the right, too
Arclight_Dynamo: Two to the right.
CrazyZonie: Yeah, I didn't think james moved his own bed.
Zaghrog: James moved Uno'd bed yeah
Garfman314: what does the purple myst do?
Kraest: Hurt
CaptainSpam: This dragon was just minding its own business in a dimension beyond our understanding, when all of a sudden these trans-dimensional horrors That Should Not Be just appear out of nowhere and destroy the source of its very existence before bludgeoning its helpless body to death.
Dandinstorm12: sail!
Marcanius: SAIL
circusofkirkus: row row row your boat
tipulsar85: Do we need Breath for crafting?
theinvisiblevoice: dragon is a she, btw
circusofkirkus: gently to the stronghold
RomanGoro: CaptainSpam I think they're piercing him to death, not bludgeoning
rogerivany: How far back did Uno go?
LucasTheDrgn: jukes
DeMeched: The jukes
CaptainSpam: @RomanGoro Ah, good point. Never mind, then.
TXC2: the jukes!
Dandinstorm12: the juuuukes!
Arclight_Dynamo: Cut the tail! Kappa
LucasTheDrgn: don't forget to carve
DeMeched: Get tailcut for dragon greatsword
JaysonMaxwell: !findquote R!
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Zaraka00: doesnt the dragon normally like chage you?
PixelArtDragon: Try jumping Kappa
itsme__adam: Heyy
chuckaw1977: James...put your ender pearls in the hotbar
SerGarretCameron: wrong dragon.
tipulsar85: How are you Uno?
chrono2x: How long have we been live?
Dandinstorm12: !findquote Katana
LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
LadyAiluros: nice james nice nice
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:29:19.
PixelArtDragon: What's the bed strat?
DeMeched: Could still do the bed strat as a final blow :D
chonkski: 50 dkp minus
RomanGoro: Beds exploed when placed in the end, PixelArtDragon
CaptainSpam: Your bed a splode in The End.
theinvisiblevoice: sleeping in the end detonates like tnt
r_craddz: What the bed way?
Genie_M: awwww, poor uno
daemonflowers2: poor uno
Milambus: Beds also explode in the Nether
Dandinstorm12: rip
hfggddcxd: manda salve
circusofkirkus: hahaha
noSmokeFire: so close
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: sergeFall
LadyAiluros: less talking more rowing uno
malc: !addcount falls
Solid_Fuel: jlrrFall jlrrFall
swaggytaco: you had the bucket in your hand :(
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrFall
RomanGoro: katesRip
DeMeched: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NimrodXIV: jlrrFall
DiscordianTokkan: Pearl Probs
coelopteryx: that's more of a yeet than a fall
Didero: I look away for a sec and suddenly James is in the air?
Abavus: Almost made the hotswap
TheAinMAP: sergeFall katesRip
Barb4rian: RIP
ContingentCat: sergeFall
TehAmelie: you fell from a high place, namely mid-air
probablyvampires: The fall to end all falls
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 That's a fall
tipulsar85: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrFINE
APODionysus: Bed strat?
circusofkirkus: no mlg water bucket
hfggddcxd: Z
TheElrad: yeah, James didn't destroy his own bed, that would be stupid :P
TXC2: the one large, flying issue
circusofkirkus: splash it with weakness, james
Arclight_Dynamo: Daikatana?
rogerivany: James really splattered
APODionysus: Jaaaaaaames
DeMeched: tbf james does die to fall damage a lot, could call the sword "Fell from a high place"
DiscordianTokkan: Chompy!
LucasTheDrgn: chomped
Dandinstorm12: lrrGREED
Genie_M: got chomped
TheAinMAP: katesRip
MAPBoardgames: Nom nom nom
tipulsar85: Speaking of Katanas, Tinkers has them now.
ContingentCat: always fight the butt
TheElrad: also, James did kind aggro a few endermns
DrChairthrower: The teeth
PixelArtDragon: Try Backstabbing
Eklinaar: Never Listen To Chat.
gsyhiap: Never look at chat
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Never look at chat. We're the worst
Fracaswell: rayfkDont
probablyvampires: The business end
BasilBrushOff: !teeth
malc: jlrrDang
circusofkirkus: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CrazyZonie: James! Whatever you do, DON'T READ CHAT!!!
chonkski: 50 DKP MINUS!!!!
noSmokeFire: you have a cutting weapon, you need to leave the head to hammmer users
Abavus: On the plus side, Uno is going to make it back
Lord_Hosk: Chat too sexy getting james killed
snowcookies: chat is to blame
malc: James pls
Dandinstorm12: wooof
CururuGuasu: If you die in chat you die in real life
benrem: cripes
Solid_Fuel: equip your armour james
lurkerspine: you gonna use that potion on it?
kainboa: jlrrFall
TheAinMAP: unarmeOkay sergeFall
TXC2: hello Lord_Hosk
CataclysmicReverb: steaks or stacks?
TheElrad: James, stop getting feared into the welps :P
Abavus: Serge should just die to reset food SeemsGood
chonkski: jlrrFall
RomanGoro: That was all lrrGREED
swaggytaco: dragon is immune to potions
Dandinstorm12: lrrGREED
gsyhiap: If you keep dying you don't need food :P
Angreed66: When you die this often food is irrelevant
RomanGoro: Mistakes were made
chonkski: James at this rate you’ll never be able to bid on the loot
LadyAiluros: Hubris again
chonkski: wheelerHub
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Chat is the highest cause of deaths guaranteed
itsme__adam: Hey guys! On the 16th of May goonor1 will be streaming 8 hrs of fifa gameplay to raise money for cafod charity! Please support him in his run for £250!
APODionysus: Loool
Milambus: gotta hit the butt
Solid_Fuel: dragon has protection from serge
EJGRgunner: the hitboxes are weird
RomanGoro: It's a race: Uno returning vs. James & Serge beating the Dragon
Dandinstorm12: 4Head
benrem: Serge is so popular
Arclight_Dynamo: I bet your arrows are coming down on endermen, Serge.
CaptainSpam: There's a few Endermen about, yes.
Phoerow: water bucket to get out of fall damage?
jesskay: lrrGREED_SQ
Milambus: yea, maybe F3 B?
TheElrad: he's just making you waste arrows
ArcOfTheConclave: will this be submitted to the leaderboard?
Didero: You deactivated your targeting computer, what's wrong? :P
swaggytaco: somehow this fight is harder than the 3 wither fight
ContingentCat: aren't they all blue beds?
DrChairthrower: I’m the blue bed LOL
CrazyZonie: Yeah, that's why James grabbed the wrong bed. They're all blue
Solid_Fuel: the wings slap you hard
Dandinstorm12: get em James
JaysonMaxwell: From Behind the wing, hit behind the wings.
Abavus: Also they were all in the same pile
djalternative: let james be the one to land the killing blow
Lithobraker: serge just needs to equip wolf wing for poise Kappa
bigpuppystuart: look they ported skyrim into minecraft. TOD HOWARD YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
lurkerspine: did serge give uno coords?
franjibanji: can't you pick up the arrows on the floor or something?
TXC2: I'm waiting for Uno to show up like the Cavalry
GloriousMost: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:41.
tipulsar85: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:10:40. lrrSPOT
PixelArtDragon: Just don't miss
minifig911: When is Nintendo finally going to release Minecraft 2
m_logan2000: uno shows up in time to land killing blow
APODionysus: I’m expecting uno to show up, and one hit .. but it’s the final one. And he gets to claim he killed the dragon
djalternative: @bigpuppystuart you joke but they actually did that years ago
nightwingmisthawk: @minifig911 Nintendo doesn’t own Minecraft
malc: nice save
Dandinstorm12: niiice save
noSmokeFire: safe!
Lord_Hosk: Uno is gonna miss it
Zaghrog: Nice save!
TheAinMAP: Whew.
DiscordianTokkan: Pearl saaave!
Genie_M: cool save
gsyhiap: good save
ContingentCat: katesNice
cassaclyzm: Nice save!
TXC2: good save
LadyAiluros: good save!
rocketjohn: it's invulnerable to shots when you miss
CaptainSpam: And Uno heroically returns to the fight with fresh stacks of arrows!
circusofkirkus: now kite it until uno gets here to deal the final blow
Arclight_Dynamo: I want Uno to get the kill.
Phoerow: xD
APODionysus: Same arc light
bigpuppystuart: in 3 years i am going to pick up a polished stone on the beach and it is going to have Skyrim running on it.
DeMeched: Congrats James, Uno, and Serge! Cheer1000 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 lrrHEART
Dandinstorm12: wOOOOOOOO
cryomancer20x6: woo
malc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LucasTheDrgn: ayyy
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: Focus, Serge, this isn't Patently Stupid, you don't need to invent a solution. Kappa
noSmokeFire: how many arrows left?
gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alahmnat: woo!
franjibanji: Yay!
ContingentCat: katesHype katesHype katesHype katesHype katesHype katesHype
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
NimrodXIV: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jeezy56: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
chrono2x: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:43.
nanostul: You're just too good to be true
Solid_Fuel: gg
cassaclyzm: Tme!
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Caffine1138: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SnackPak_: sergeIrene sergeIrene sergeIrene
LucasTheDrgn: yaaaay
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
someguynamedDane: WOooooo!!!!
malc: it's 20:37
JaysonMaxwell: !uptime
fubargames: Cool!
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
ContingentCat: !uptime
djalternative: Woo! James!
Genie_M: nice job!!!!
probablyvampires: Annnnnd time
Creideiki_SE: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
EJGRgunner: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:37 PM
AmberLampLight: Wooooooooooooooo!
rodog695: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mangledpixel: 146:56.63
nanostul: Can't take my eyes off of you
lurkerspine: !uptime
chrono2x: You did it!
CrazyZonie: YAY!!!!
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT
TXC2: 2 hours 26 mins 57 secounds
cassaclyzm: GG!
SievertSchreibr: Yay! Congrats!
JeremyDevoid: WOOT!!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
momma_tatts: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
PsychoI3oy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NojhLivic: Ooh I've never seen minecraft credits before. Interesting.
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Blade_Tiger: gdqTime gdqTime gdqTime gdqTime
LadyAiluros: NICE!
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:26:15. lrrSPOT
AP4rk3dC4r: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrCHKN
Narcuru: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Solid_Fuel: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Meltalar: GG!
GloriousMost: 100x better then last week!
daemonflowers2: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
PsychoI3oy: jlrrCool
DeadGunner: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
cassaclyzm: Great job!
slightlythere: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
nanostul: you're just like heaven to touch
momma_tatts: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
LadyAiluros: jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
northos: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
FenrisSchafer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kendog61: jlrrBreak jlrrFall jlrrBreak jlrrFall jlrrBreak jlrrFall jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrFacepalm jlrrPillow jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
SquareDotCube: wooo!
APODionysus: sergeHolyMoly
SmithKurosaki: Congrats
MyrddintheWizard: Time!!!
rogerivany: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrDARK lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
malc: hey guys, you hit $170k!
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Bowlsrus2000: Well done
jesskay: lrrGOAT
nanostul: I want to hold you so much
snowcookies: poor uno, didn't get to enjoy it
AlwaidThurman: Congrats
Hotrob_McAwesometon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LucasTheDrgn: this is The End
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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SquareDotCube: Ya did it!
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chonkski: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH
Solid_Fuel is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 4 in the channel!
SmithKurosaki: sergeHeart
ContingentCat: iirc there was roughly 10 minutes before we started
Solid_Fuel gifted a Tier 1 sub to Terrady!
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tipulsar85: What next week?
theovenbird: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RealGamerCow: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lurkerspine: Party100 You killed the Dragon
circusofkirkus: wait you've never seen this
corpocracy: Ayyyyyyyy lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
EJGRgunner: This is the credits. HAVE YOU NEVER READ THE CREDITS?
circusofkirkus: what
RomanGoro: The ending text is really cool
APODionysus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Angreed66: Has James never read this?
MyrddintheWizard: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrHAM lrrHORN
AlwaidThurman: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LadyAiluros: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
trainumwalking: Yeah!
ContingentCat: katesLol
tipulsar85: 1.0
circusofkirkus: time for end credits slam poetry
swaggytaco: lol
LucasTheDrgn: Since the end
EJGRgunner: Literal YEARS
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: It was the chocolate milk!!!
Caffine1138: Since the End?
Jayrod1220: 4 ev er
rodog695: since 1.0
Critterbot: Many years.
noSmokeFire: since the ender dragon was added
Solid_Fuel: since ender dragon
Hotrob_McAwesometon: literally since 1.0
chrono2x: Since the ender dragon
momma_tatts: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheWormbo: ever since the ender dragon fight was in, I think
fubargames: The End wasn't in forever
dmjessus: have... you never read this??? I dont bother with the end and even I've seen it...
Ivannorr: As long as there has been the Dragon
TheElrad: we found the fake Minecraft player, James "Famous Youtuber" Turner
SquareDotCube: I think the end text has changed, though
LucasTheDrgn: lmao
TwitchTVsFrank: you have read this on stream before
LadyAiluros: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
red_shoes_jeff: James, congratulations! Whiskers, congratulations! Uno... hi.
LucasTheDrgn: @SquareDotCube yeah i think it references the fact that it's no longer developed by notch
Genie_M: and uno arrived!
RomanGoro: It's actually a really cool text
circusofkirkus: so is the full time actually uno's time to make it into the portal?
ContingentCat: it would have been a long time ago that you read it on stream
JaysonMaxwell: Uno was instrumental in this run - he found the first diamonds afterall :P
malc: 690 viewers watched you beat the game, nice
PixelArtDragon: Man, Hatsune Miku can be really deep sometimes.
RealGamerCow: So ne PB next week
Solid_Fuel: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 46 (new subscribers: 3, returning subscribers: 43, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 2350, new followers: 15
BasilBrushOff: nice
RealGamerCow: new
northos: @malc katesNice
Dandinstorm12: dude
Dandinstorm12: friends
LucasTheDrgn: @PixelArtDragon pogonaLUL
ArcOfTheConclave: masaePB masaePB masaePB masaePB
Abavus: reset?
DeadGunner: so sub 2hr next week right?
Pawse: It's a great place to start!
ContingentCat: that's respectable
DeMeched: Next week, sub 2 hour? lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
jesskay: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Mines: Crafted!
SquareDotCube: Now, how to do better..
TXC2: Low I suspect :P
daemonflowers2: will you try for a better time next week?
franjibanji: 2:21:12?
SquirrelEarl: Cheer250
Jayrod1220: Speedrun dot net? It's dot com...
ContingentCat: time to retire from speedrunning champions?
rocketjohn: I vote for bingo
jesskay: oh that is not how I expected the bits to work
cassaclyzm: Scavenger hunt!
ContingentCat: ^
Arclight_Dynamo: Keep on this world, speedrun the wither?
malc: 26th, my mother's birthday...oh crap I need to buy her something
Mr_Dirty: now to cut our time in half
DeMeched: oooo yeah you could retire champions?
Pawse: Do it on a modded client
probablyvampires: 100th place?
Mangledpixel: 2 hours 26 minutes 56.63 seconds
djalternative: Bingo!
Wolfstrike_NL: Treasure Hunt
CrazymattCaptain: bingo
Didero: JamesLRR, Player of games.
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Player of games
MAPBoardgames: I'd watch you try to beat your time
LadyAiluros: Tresure Hunt with eleytra
rocketjohn: i like the idea of bingo
tipulsar85: Creative Funday?
ArcOfTheConclave: Famous Player of Games James Turner!
SAJewers: how about a speedrun on an old version?
ContingentCat: do it in hardcore mode?
Milambus: I'd vote mini games
LadyAiluros: I think it also has to do with them nerfing the bed expliot
MAPBoardgames: Share you seed?
Meltalar: 4th place?
RealGamerCow: For this VERY narrow category
tipulsar85: Congrats!
PsychoI3oy: any% glitchless, current 99th is 2h 16m, 100th is 2h 31m
Laurence72: Top 5 for this overly narrow category
PsychoI3oy: so literally 100th place
lurkerspine: lol
steelfox13: For a casual run no less
ContingentCat: retire champions!
Caffine1138: What's #1?
cassaclyzm: Hi Youtube
Meltalar: clickbait title coming in
malc: we're in the top five 1.9+ glitchless 3-player Tuesday morning full moon!
SnackPak_: I though speed runs were about overly specific categories?
LucasTheDrgn: it's under Misc
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:21.
Didero: Hey, I was reading that! :P
Didero: * :P
DevInsanity: You're looking at single player, James
LucasTheDrgn: It's Any% Glitchless Multiplayer
ArcOfTheConclave: misc
kainboa: it's the misc option
Meltalar: we need to shave an hour!
malc: you're 3rd out of 4, woo!
SnackPak_: that's doable
lurkerspine: I see no runs
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Next time!
LucasTheDrgn: @lurkerspine 1.9+
Didero: Click 'Submit run'!
ContingentCat: the trick is to be in a niche enough category
Godeke: Submit your time!
Dandinstorm12: submit your time James
TXC2: 2 hours 26 mins 57 secs
LadyAiluros: submit your time!
steelfox13: Submit!
Mangledpixel: there's a button for rules right there
circusofkirkus: it's probably dependent on the last time, not the first time
RomanGoro: I don't think you can beat that, you had a lot of luck today
Pawse: Click "View Rules"
djalternative: hit view rules
rocketjohn: there is a view rules button
LucasTheDrgn: The timing is whoever is recording
DeMeched: 3rd place? Thats the winners circle!
TXC2: so 3rd IN THE WORLD!
LadyAiluros: James time
NojhLivic: Whoa. Nice!
Chellekat_: wowowow nice job
Meltalar: so when you launch into the world, and one jumps into the end
circusofkirkus: 3rd place, with a commercial break :P
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN
Camail: podium!
snowcookies: wooot
oyleslyck: 3 of 4
Genie_M: out of 4 entries
rocketjohn: Retire Thrampion!
chrono2x: Do better next week with an actual timer on screen?
Genie_M: but still
LadyAiluros: OMG you guys are awesome you shoud totally make an account!@@@
ContingentCat: katesHype
RomanGoro: You have to submit it
TXC2: Cue the 3rd place meme
cassaclyzm: I'm proud of you
TwitchTVsFrank: 3rd place out of 4
LadyAiluros: you totally have to
Mangledpixel: you did however join the game and move about a bit before starting, that might be against the rules - timing might start on server join
r_craddz: 3rd with commercials
Abavus: I don't think the commercial breaks would fly
Angreed66: Real gamer do it solo on hard
Camail: get a t-shirt printed
franjibanji: niche catagoric gang rejoice!
superwill123_: DEFFINETLY do it later
LadyAiluros: try it and see
djalternative: so, who in chat is going to go ahead and knock them off the podium
Squid_Hammer: What was the final time?
DeMeched: thats radddd lolol
LucasTheDrgn: There's also stuff like you have to start with /time set 0
Mangledpixel: yeh that'll invalidate the video
ContingentCat: that's a major flex to have a break and still top 3
DevInsanity: That would put a break in the video proof though, which might invalidate it
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Start prepping for the next GDQ
Solid_Fuel: sure everyone is a winner if you just narrow it down enough
Genie_M: it's next to last place
kainboa: chill speedrun
Genie_M: also 3rd place
DentedPockets subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
DentedPockets: Would that disqualify you? As the game isn't shown during that 3 minutes?
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Kuolar: Try hard mode
TXC2: Squid_Hammer 2 hours 26 mins 57 secs
chrono2x: Do it!
LadyAiluros: but yah uno and serge kept playing so progrss was still beign made
superwill123_: FO REALSIES
CrazymattCaptain: could you cut in Uno's stream for those 3 minutes?
superwill123_: LES GO
Meltalar: Timer no breaks
Diabore: oh james getting cocky
TXC2: CrazymattCaptain I could yes
LucasTheDrgn: Have Uno make sure he does all the recording, so you can still take commercial breaks
bigpuppystuart: "we had commercials and pee braks and still beat your time" is major big dick energy
Abavus: They're not too bad
AgentMagicMaster: yes do it!
chrono2x: Yeah!
cassaclyzm: Livesplit, let's go
DeMeched: Most splits auto detect
lurkerspine: too bad you can't use the same seed
MAPBoardgames: Ask Paul to setup an on-screen timer?
Zaghrog: it's quite long
circusofkirkus: tune in next week, for the 4+ hour "speed" run
ContingentCat: why not?
Dandinstorm12: I don't know, ask Notch?
SandwichKed: very slow scroll
LadyAiluros: Do eeet
baskwalla: Cause you beat MC, it's a big deal okay?
Abavus: Oh they still list original creator
kainboa: you can just ESC out of the screen
dmjessus: the scroll time is real
chrono2x: Yeah, get dirted out on pearls next week :(
malc: next week, we spawn in the middle of 10,000 Jungle chunks
Angreed66: So you can actually read it as opposed to movie credits
LadyAiluros: practive with timer on Chunkapunch
DevInsanity: Also, if you're looking to do it properly. double check the rules. there's specific stuff you're supposed to do on starting
RomanGoro: You can do a test of the split thing on punch-a-chunk
Didero: Mojang accidentally hired a writer and wanted to get their money's worth? :P
CrazymattCaptain: you can skip the credits you know. it's crazy long nowadays
TehAmelie: all the way from Infiniminer to Mojang
baskwalla: You never have to play it again
RegulusPratus: You won! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Pawse: You could go creative and fly around
RatekStormcrow: You can now uninstall minecraft
MagnusCarter: Punch chunks ?
rocketjohn: now you never need to play again
SketchyDetails: Run it back
RomanGoro: You're free
TXC2: we never have to play it again Kappa
BasilBrushOff: what's the WR for the punchachunk category?
Ritaspirithntr: Aww, it’s over?
Zaghrog: Just because the original creator might have questionable opinions doesn't mean he doesn't deserve credit
djalternative: @malc seed: jungle2jungle
Solid_Fuel: again
DeMeched: World record speedrun of punch a chunk?
CataclysmicReverb: practice triangulation?
JohnLockeCole: So now that you've finished minecraft, what's next?
m_logan2000: retire champion
steelfox13: And now James can stop playing Minecraft forever
SAJewers: now, the question is how many names james recognises in ther credits? :P
Solid_Fuel: btw that bed will burn
LadyAiluros: go get elytra
chuckaw1977: go find an end city
malc: jlrrPunch jlrrFacepalm
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Party100
RomanGoro: Yes, James finished before Serge
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge has the OFFICIAL REGULATION punch-a-chunk record. :P
LadyAiluros: yes
malc: we have a professional bot
LucasTheDrgn: Submit punch-a-chunk as a category to the website pogonaLUL
DevInsanity: That's based on the current rules which we make up as we go along
rogerivany: Didn't James win the Punch a Chunk challenge?
Narcuru: #malcbot
ContingentCat: now he has diamonds to start, that doesn't seem like the same category
RomanGoro: Sarah is there, so yeah, it's official
malc: narcuru: I'm merely an amateur bot
cassaclyzm: you can't compare the continuous punch a chunk to the 1v1, they're apples and oranges
Laurence72: Punch-a-Chunk, glitchless, no advanced start
LucasTheDrgn: Punch-a-Chunk NG+
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: I'd be curious if Uno and Serge could beat the game faster than James could punch-a-chunk
snowcookies: has James found an ENd City?
RealGamerCow: That is Legacy Punch a Chunk, not Vanilla Punch a Chunk
CrazymattCaptain: you'd have to not affect weather for an official run
Milambus: I believe thats casual Punch-A-Chunk
RomanGoro: Serge won, but James finished first
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: James let Adam down. Adam had to play minecraft
Angreed66: James has never won a face to face chunk a punch
Zaghrog: James called the end on the punch-a-chunk challenge, but lost due to penalties
Arclight_Dynamo: "egg"
KodeMage: Off topic: guys, guys, guys, tony hawk 2 remaster! have we heard?
ContingentCat: no boat
Didero: For an official speedrun submission, you'd probably also need to record Serge's viewpoint
rogerivany: Ah, I stand mistaken
Mr_Dirty: Serge is setting up for his heel turn in the next punch a chunk challenge?
Zaghrog: decent seed yes
DeMeched: Idea for next crossing the streams: same thing but with the whole office lol
bigpuppystuart: look everyone can punch a chunk, but can you blow chunks? If yes then pepto bismal is right for you
bigl505: can i get a shout out
Arclight_Dynamo: @Mr_Dirty ...turn? Kappa
snowcookies: you lucksacked
DiscordianTokkan: Do we have what the seed Was?
franjibanji: what do you need an Igloo for?
ContingentCat: there was so much luck sack this run
Arclight_Dynamo: @franjibanji Cleric. It didn't work out, tho.
Yondaime233: Luck is a important factor
jesskay: Punch a Chunk: Snerge Edition
Zaraka00: it might've preferred having a fortress near spawn though
Solid_Fuel: 100% next time?
LucasTheDrgn: The rules allow you to use a specific seed generator that gives you a seed in a desert
franjibanji: Ohh k thx @Arclight_Dynamo
Dandinstorm12: how do we define 100%
Genie_M: all achievements
Dandinstorm12: ohh
ContingentCat: I still keep hearing Fletcher as my cat's name, I don't see how several chubby orange tabbys would help
JohnLockeCole: 100% is mine the entire world
DeMeched: whoa, thats intense
Solid_Fuel: you will get the 1st place though. no category yet on speedrun . com
Angreed66: The timing for the effects is extremely finicky
cos26: <message deleted>hii
Genie_M: turn up draw distance?
cos26: <message deleted>end bust time
BasilBrushOff: bote bote
TXC2: on a boat mother busser yeah!
cos26: <message deleted>shout me out plz
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
CrazymattCaptain: you creative killed that
Yondaime233: also the shoalker debuff
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Diabore: call the fire departmenrt
TXC2: woah we yeeted that man
DeMeched: hes like a kitten in a tree and james is a kind firefighter... with a sword
Statist42: yay, finally got my valorant drop
franjibanji: lol
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
Genie_M: this was so much fun
gaming1002: Good stream
Didero: That was a great stream, thanks all!
AmberLampLight: thanks everyone!
Genie_M: thank you for a great stream
bigpuppystuart: later all
Caffine1138: Great job!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (35m from now).
snowcookies: bye
Mcgwee: so next time a gdq?
Narcuru: sweet stream
DeMeched: Good stream :D lrrHEART lrrSACK
Didero: I had been looking forward to this stream all day and it did not disappoint
PsychoI3oy: lrrHEART jlrrPillow
Didero: 'spedrun'?
Didero: Isn't it 'speedran'?
Narcuru: sub 2 hours seem possible, assuming you end up doing this again next week
rocketjohn: It's spudron, Didero
TXC2: spedran
Arclight_Dynamo: slash poll
Mangledpixel: sperdrune
Didero: pauldron
gaming1002: Good stream goodbye
ContingentCat: let the mods do it, they know
Mcgwee: ooo democracy
dmjessus: grammar is an illusion. give in to the chaos.
Didero: Define 'something else'
Mangledpixel: or mystery box!
Yondaime233: you will need the training for your AGDQ run James
chrono2x: This was a pretty good seed, both with the instant fortress and the igloo
ContingentCat: this is a non-binding vote
PixelArtDragon: Twitch Plays Minecraft! Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: This is not a decisive vote; it is a consultation vote.
TheAinMAP: A non-binding resolution then.
rocketjohn: Didero anything that isn't a speed run
rocketjohn: :)
Mcgwee: do it anyway to spite them!
rocketjohn: i would like to see bingo/scav hunt
SquirrelEarl: Always choose the Mystery Box, Monty Hall tells me so
RomanGoro: Retire champion, James
AlwaidThurman: another speed run would be cool
Didero: rocketjohn: Three-way punch-a-chunk race? :D
ContingentCat: Savanger hunt could be fun
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
DeMeched: Spleef is an option!
beowuuf: scaveneger hunt sounds fun
rocketjohn: the mystery box could be a boat!
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (32m from now).
AmberLampLight: thanks James!
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
gaming1002: Stop talking in the end stream
gsyhiap: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
cassaclyzm: Do what brings you joy!
ContingentCat: thanks for the stream James lrrHEART
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Scritch the kraken.
Narcuru: Thanks for the stream, James! have a great rest of your day.
Mangledpixel: it's a investigatory referendum that the results of will not be treated as law except it absolutely will be despite the low turnout and close result, oh wait
deadly_winchester: dead space 1, oooo that's exciting
Mcgwee: ooo dead space lets nope lrrSPOOP
Narcuru: stay safe chat!
MAPBoardgames: GANG BEASTS?! I am excite!
rocketjohn: oooh gangbeasts
BasilHunter: what's the poll link again?
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
Narcuru: @Mangledpixel no! too close
Mcgwee: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TwitchTVsFrank: two more?
DeMeched: !findquote speedrun
LRRbot: Quote #2609: "I want to see a naked man run into the corner where the Mona Lisa is and then like fly up out of the Louvre and then hit the top of the Eiffel Tower. Speedrun tourism of Paris." —Alex [2016-05-26]
CaptainSpam: Hm... "another" Valorant stream... or maybe ...One More Valorant stream? :-P
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2471 patrons for a total of $14,832.20 per month.
Didero: BasilHunter: It was a short Twitch poll, it's finished now
ContingentCat: see you on the flippy floppy James lrrHEART
TXC2: !discord
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rocketjohn: cheers james :)
TXC2: !twitter
bigpuppystuart: have a nice day
MagnusCarter: Thanks James
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
beowuuf: thanks for stream!
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:
ContingentCat: !patreon
LRRbot: 2471 patrons for a total of $14,832.20 per month.
LadyAiluros: I will see you tomorrow morning for punch
DeMeched: Thank you james!
Ivalenz_: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Mcgwee: bye bye!
Narcuru: byyyyyyeeee
TXC2: Bye
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, James!
momma_tatts: See you tomorrow James!
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream! Byeee!
beowuuf: bye all!
TXC2: to the crapshot!
GapFiller: thanks for streming James
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
LoadingReadyRun: Looks like Cori isn't around for TS today, so Cameron is gonna rock some Destiny 2
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (24m from now).
Anubis169: thankies for the heads up :)