Juliamon: One to many i's in Distortion
Juliamon: *too
robo__nixon: !next
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NightValien28: distoritions, the dorito distortion
Juliamon: Distoritions, the Disparition fangame
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constablecrab: hallo
Mcgwee: ello y'all!
Dared00: Any!
Onimaru34: no tengo todo el dĂ­aaa
Juliamon: praise Any
Dared00: ah
TheMerricat: LOL
SquareDotCube: How long is a secon?
Juliamon: "eh whatever, let's just run the intro"
TheMerricat: I think we are getting a peek at the sausage being made chat. :p
HorusFive: Ian is making Sausage; On the next TTSF.
constablecrab: The Heather Above
Onimaru34: ResidentSleeper
Onimaru34: FeelsGoodMan
kusinohki: what are metas for?
constablecrab: I was gonna say..
corefluxx: lrrIAN cheer100
constablecrab: There are no weeds or tree branches in my house.
SquareDotCube: It has instruments...
constablecrab: I wish K.K.s voice didn't sound so much like an electric razor.
Scy_Anide: Every game is a rhythm game when you make you march to beat of your own drum.
SquareDotCube: Oh right, this! Let's play AC instead :P
Baldrash: HONK
Juliamon: BWOMMM
HorusFive: !y
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well hello there, this chat now has 1300% more narwhals
thefileclerk: what is the source of maup?
constablecrab: Infinitely more narwhals
HorusFive: I feel Heather has been blocking out this game after only a week
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:28.
SquareDotCube: Her name is Joan
robo__nixon: Ian engages in violin-ce on Rhythm Cafe
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's not overdrive, it's Distoritions. Join Heather and Ian for Rhythm Cafe as they violin their way towards a giant handcuffed birdman! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun đź“· https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYQRapiU8AEYD27.png || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1262158256945807361
constablecrab: Have you tried drowning less?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: some indie games are... an experiance
TheMerricat: So this is my first time seeing this game chat, why is the world floating?
Juliamon: Oh good, at least "Distortions" is spelled incorrectly both in tweet and stream title. Consistency!
Juliamon: Things in this game are weird, TheMerricat
constablecrab: God help me, I'm instinctively looking for buried fossils on the ground as I watch.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That doesn't seem like a problem
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RaklarLS: why there be floating rocks everywhere?
constablecrab: I walked outside today to look at real flowers. They're good, too.
kusinohki: landscape kind of gives me a Myst vibe for some reason...
RaklarLS: that's a prius
robo__nixon: Animal Corssing The Streams
RaklarLS: that's 100% a prius
robo__nixon: crossing*
RaklarLS: byeee
constablecrab: What is gravity?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Call this character elon musk, because they just sent a car into space
cmdrud87: did I accidentally turn ito watch+ play?
sorinfckr69: It’s gonna go join Sabine in car heaven
Juliamon: constablecrab In a week or so, my yard will have WAY more lily of the valley than my island. Also, I live on an island, so I'm going to declare it 5-stars when they do bloom.
HorusFive: of course my clip function is missing today
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Juliamon that sounds like it's going to be very pretty
RaklarLS: oh boy, this is a very aggressive 1st person camera
red_shoes_jeff: @HorusFive Just refresh, it'll come right back.
constablecrab: I accidentally hit 5-stars because of who I am as a person. I don't know when but I found out today. I have kind of a lot of shrubs.
red_shoes_jeff: Perfect spiral!
kusinohki: so why do we have such trouble jumping if gravity is so low?
Juliamon: It's one of the few flowers we deliberately have, the others being wood violets.
HorusFive: I just figure there's time dilation
RaklarLS: the music makes her a down-to-earth person, clearly
HorusFive: TwitchChat?
Juliamon: (Much like my virtual island, we allow weeds to thrive as they're prettier than a well-maintained lawn)
IbunWest: This does not look like the kind of game I would expect on this show.
RaklarLS: ( looking at the surrounding mess of weeds around my apartment since the quarantine, i respectfully disagree @Juliamon )
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: RaklarLS, just get better weeds
RaklarLS: it looks like a fire hazard D:
robo__nixon: I must need better weeds too. if they had pretty flowers maybe
constablecrab: Manly men don't play violin, they play fiddle.
Vanbael: true, it about precision. Finger length is also desirable for violin playing. This is coming from a tall lanky lad who played violin who's instructor commented on his finger length
RaklarLS: C, D, E opens doors. nice
constablecrab: I can't reach a full octave on a keyboard. Piano lessons were unpleasant.
Boon_33: ah, yes, le fuk
Pteraspidomorphi: !UPTIME
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RaklarLS: so, is this an artistic vision, or poor design?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oops, sorry
Juliamon: RaklarLS yes
IbunWest: Speedrun strats
constablecrab: That's what they call "failing forward"
Boon_33: was a confident person who crafted these jumps.
chaostreader: Having an open world with platforms that aren’t easy to traverse seems bad in a music based game.
IbunWest: Don't like that
RaklarLS: wait, was that some sort of sheet music?
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't like to see m feet, feet are weird
constablecrab: I wouldn't be surprised if he did actually say that.
PendelSteven: erm
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I hate to say this but have been looking for a walkthrough and so far the only ones I've found are youtube videos. No text based info.
PendelSteven: 'ello
PendelSteven: Is this watch & play?!?
chaostreader: Have you tried just playing some notes?
Boon_33: Having a Tarantinoesque awareness of your own feet...
PendelSteven: if this is a rhytm game, then Ocarina of Time is as well
PendelSteven: this is just a game with a music instrument
oyleslyck: You could play LOOM then too
RaklarLS: considering that other visual novel, OOT certainly has more music than it
constablecrab: MAAAHNSTER
PendelSteven: It all started with the flute in the first Zelda
chaostreader: Majora’s mask has many instruments.
banachspacebar: Alternately: Rename to "Rhythm and/or Zelda Cafe"
Pteraspidomorphi: Wind Waker would be interesting
PendelSteven: technically that is more rhythm than melody, yes
RaklarLS: you could also play The Norwood Suite, that's technically about music and finding music
PendelSteven: the baton is a rhythm instrument, sort of
IbunWest: That doesn't sound good
constablecrab: Must violin faster!
kenry6: lrrFINE
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VTMonster: everything is a fine
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PendelSteven: erm no thanks I don't feel so well
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
chaostreader: You can play two strings at once just like in real life! Can’t remember what it’s called though.
PendelSteven: Sorry, I'll go back watching Captain N episodes to make me not think of my tummy
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PendelSteven: good luck! have fun!
IbunWest: The Ian and Heather Let's Nope we never knew we wanted.
oyleslyck: @chaostreader two violin strings at once is called double stopping - according to google
RaklarLS: i wonder... did they want to make Brutal Legend, but for classical music? (and replacing RTS with rhythm games)
chaostreader: @oyleslyck Yep. That sounds right.
chaostreader: Do we have any attack songs?
constablecrab: pro strats!
RatekStormcrow: Is genozide really a solution ?
oyleslyck: maze right hand rule for navigation?
VTMonster: always good to get your violin wet
Anaerin: Do not immerse stringed instruments in water!
constablecrab: suddenly: rock hornets
Ispert: We are on pandora people! Its the hallelujah mountains!
RaklarLS: the violin already has a massive hole, and looks made of plastic. it's fine
TheGamesBlog: Maybe it's a rock filled with hornets
chaostreader: Without a map, everything looking similar is navigation hell.
IbunWest: Internal consistency is important.
Feminine_Desires: is there a 4th rock?
kenry6: This is some early Resident Evil bullshit
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You did say you didn't want first person platforming
constablecrab: Look under the ruck. It's a rock... lobster!
Feminine_Desires: there is a 4th rock!
RaklarLS: the song of squiggles, yes
IbunWest: Barrier! That's like protect AND shell.
constablecrab: If you actually had to play Rock Lobster to move rocks, this would be game of the year.
Anaerin: You knocked the rocks out of the sky.
Feminine_Desires: camera ... pls
Anaerin: Because they hit your barrier.
Painfully_Dyslexic: this is the first time I'm seeing this game... I'm getting the same feeling of games on Watch and Play
EricTheOrange: dats some good camera
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's like, the opposite of rock moving
oyleslyck: it is a barrier... a visual one
constablecrab: When the fourth wall breaks you.
RaklarLS: i like how you play warm up exercises on your violin and they make it harder for you to keep going
chaostreader: Try casting a second barrier. Might remove the first.
constablecrab: We Frogger now
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Ispert: id be dammed if its not a barrier Kappa
TheGamesBlog: Barrier? I barely know her
IbunWest: F
constablecrab: amytfaNo
sjcTheos: this hole. it was made for me
oyleslyck: cast barrier horizontally and walk across it lrrBEEJ
ghostvalv: did someone mention holes?
TheMerricat: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjn6vnvQeik9kpSsLdc5efBGTiaPRRsVC&disable_polymer=true is the one walkthrough I've found chat, but I can't even being to guess where we are on it.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: famous adult movie holes?
Boon_33: We have telekinesis and force fields. I think we should get out of the exploring game and maybe become a minor god.
VTMonster: at least it's not platforming
EricTheOrange: Did someone mention popular young adult movie holes?
constablecrab: Violin playing is well know for the ability to defeat the devil.
EricTheOrange: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat "young" adult. Adult movie is a diferent thing.
Anaerin: Hi, Jesus, if you don't mind we've got a barrel full of water we'd like you to do a number on...
Boon_33: thought the devil was more of a fiddle guy.
chaostreader: A fiddle. Is. A violin.
RaklarLS: dangling
EricTheOrange: cpould be dead AND hanging
Boon_33: well this won't be the first time I've been learned.
Feminine_Desires: um music?
oyleslyck: play protect?
constablecrab: They came from... behind
IbunWest: They came from...behind!
Pseudonymn: Rocks fall everyone dies
RaklarLS: post rock, in 2020?
constablecrab: The soundtrack is pretty good when it kicks in.
Pseudonymn: this is where we keep the tv static
IbunWest: So far this track has been the best part of the game so far.
chaostreader: Why is the soundtrack not rockin violin?
IbunWest: Ah it's a vertical level
Lord_Hosk: dont let the violin get wet!
constablecrab: logged!
Feminine_Desires: speedrun!
Lord_Hosk: thats what you get for letting your violin get wet
oyleslyck: bad time to science standing in front of oncoming logs
IbunWest: The game doesn't even have the decency to hit you with a checkpoint after the cutscene?
constablecrab: And the title of this track is Log Jam
VTMonster: protec?
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun so this is a rhythm game but without rhythmic inputs
pearofsalamanca: is that the idea here
Boon_33: walking within a meter of the falling rocks eats a falling rock.
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Feminine_Desires: @pearofsalamanca it's a game with music :p
emonotony: Is it more "walk without rhythm" or "walk with rhythm" game?
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VTMonster: Aquaman could
constablecrab: She can push cars. Don't doubt her.
pearofsalamanca: i didn't raid you
RaklarLS: it's to compensate for the really slow movement when she was walking in shallow water.
oyleslyck: can't jump a ledge, but I can run full speed through water
SydPreviouslyHeadache: gravity suit samus? Hi Ian Heather and chat
Vanbael: Maybe she's hydrodynamic
Boon_33: You're a leaf on the wind...
RaklarLS: her coat has a hydrophobic coat, it's fine
EricTheOrange: @ian what would you do in an aquacise game?
MAPBoardgames: The game says "don't interact"
Gizmoloid: How convenient of these trees to grow in straight rows.
IbunWest: We're now at the autoscroller section of the game
RaklarLS: coating*
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IbunWest: I am looking forward to the turret section
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IbunWest: Cool game.
constablecrab: We are one with the earth
EricTheOrange: our texturless apartment
IbunWest: Oh that was intentional.
Boon_33: O great, call Paul, reality is burning away again.
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TheMerricat: I would be so stoked to have an apartment like this, two story tall book cases?
RaklarLS: i wouldn't mind this room, wow
ChimericalJim: Biege is a colour!
robo__nixon: Umbrella open indoors? Bad luck
TheGamesBlog: They invested in vantabeige
TheMoatman: Have you given anyone dis tortion yet?
Mr_Dirty: probably safe to sleep in
constablecrab: The bed is also like four feet long.
emonotony: I'm so jelly
The_Voices: ian, what cha drinking?
GreayStone: it was obviously a vr headset
RaklarLS: right, so this is just a vehicle for someone's album
RaklarLS: Norwood Suite too, that soundtrack is amazing
emonotony: Honestly for me it's because of the first bossfight in Sayonara
RaklarLS: are they bickering because he wants to play an electric guitar, and she doesn't want to amplify her violin? is that it?
robo__nixon: Row row row your boat?
RaklarLS: hence the distortion
constablecrab: Play Through the Fire and the Flames
chaostreader: He plays base guitar.
niccus: unfortunately the attack is too slow to do sandstorm
emonotony: Is this the point I make the joke about Freebird, @constablecrab ?
RaklarLS: smart, play a song in C and nothing can go wrong when you hit random notes
constablecrab: yes
robo__nixon: And now, Wonderwall
TheMerricat: Are we a serial killer stalker chat? Do we have our boyfriend chained up in our basement?
EricTheOrange: SYMBOLYSM!!
TheMoatman: Either the monster is our boyfriend or us
niccus: we're deep in let's nope territory
emonotony: Inappropriate Freebird is probably my #1 favorite dumb music customization theme
constablecrab: I got the impression we died in a car crash? This is usually the sort of thing that happens after that.
VTMonster: shin deep in rock
emonotony: Rhythm & Nope
SnackPak_: safe and sound in this rock
ghostvalv: get in the rock, shin deep
chaostreader: This is more Watch and Play territory.
emonotony: Yeah I merged all 3.
RaklarLS: this is particularly terrible, yeah
constablecrab: This is still far more functional and coherent than your typical Watch & Play game.
RaklarLS: terrible gameplay, but they're trying really hard with the soundtrack, and then the themes are being treated like your average horror game: very poorly
red_shoes_jeff: Getting more of an early Talking Simulator vibe from this one.
RaklarLS: it kind of reminds me of The Forest, if anyone remember that
ElleTeaa: cannibals and flesh monsters?
TheMerricat: Ok chat, found us in the walkthrough - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjn6vnvQeik9kpSsLdc5efBGTiaPRRsVC&disable_polymer=true thanks to the apartment scene. We are mid-way through part 6 of 9
RaklarLS: sorry, The Path, not the forest
emonotony: But yeah Sayonara Wild Hearts gets that A+ for combo because it's got zero wasted time.
ElleTeaa: i was gonna say... :P
red_shoes_jeff: Nice
RaklarLS: the one where you play several Red Riding hoods, but everything is terrible and Jarboe screams a bit in the background
RaklarLS: also, you are lost in a forest
ChimericalJim: Ian's violin skills were off the hook!
emonotony: ChimericalJim Now that you've said it he'll be back from break with a real violin
ChimericalJim: That would be SWEET
emonotony: On the upside maybe we'll get Inappropriate Freebird
RealGamerCow: hello all, how is the game going this week? More rhythm sections?
emonotony: No instruments for Ian. ;_;
ChimericalJim: Welcome back Sir!
orbitaltuna: rhythm adjacent?
EricTheOrange: So if this game can get on rhythm cafe can we have a play through of Ocarina of time?
orbitaltuna: i said one ping only
emonotony: tbh I have a practice violin here and basically zero practice right now. Too many instruments, only so much daylight where the neighbours won't kill me for practicing.
niccus: uhhhhh what did we learn or what did the game attempt to teach us
EricTheOrange: we learned the barrier spell?
chaostreader: Barrier?
ChimericalJim: We certainly learned Pass Thru Rock
constablecrab: whoops there goes gravity
SquareDotCube: that pop-in
emonotony: Watch & Ian
constablecrab: But you ain't got wings
emonotony: Better not go too deep into the subocean
TheMerricat: I think that'as the exit from where you road the leaf
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ChimericalJim: Coming down is the hardest thing
EricTheOrange: objective marker pls game
constablecrab: @ChimericalJim thanks
RaklarLS: @niccus something something, they're in a relationship because music, but music also bad, so bad relationship because... distortion? something to do with instrument amplification and tonality, clearly
chaostreader: Or just a map.
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun I think that'as the exit from where you road the leaf
EricTheOrange: I too, find my self comming back to popular young adult movie hoels
emonotony: I misread that sentence...
chaostreader: Is there an invisible stamina bar?
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TheMerricat: @chaostreader yep
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Vulcnor: woah, a sonata survival game.
constablecrab: Big Guard
Feminine_Desires: this journal looks filthy
emonotony: It's been dragged through mud and ponds
constablecrab: filthy journal is a different genre
ChimericalJim: There's a much better filthy journal in Disco Elysium. This game needs to up its filthy journal game.
RaklarLS: @emonotony yeah, sludge
emonotony: There's also much better music in Disco Elysium. And storytelling.
VTMonster: to the land of more songs!
emonotony: RaklarLS I mean I dunno I found Makina and stopped learning any new genres
sjcTheos: When you don't have the right HM NotLikeThis
red_shoes_jeff: Like some kind of light, perhaps.
EricTheOrange: rock "the dwayne" jhonsen
chaostreader: If we get a flashlight. This is officially a Let’s Nope.
Himyul: skyrim horse!
sjcTheos: sub ocean time?!
AranMathai: Well now.
red_shoes_jeff: SUB OCEAN!?
emonotony: Okay this game has better horses than Disco Elysium
RealGamerCow: yikes
emonotony: That's something
ChimericalJim: Breath of Wilding that landscape
Seagulyus: Ian this is Rhythm cafe not watch and play!
Alephred: Watch + Cafe
Juliamon: You know what you must do. It is your destiny.
Boon_33: have we found the end of the game?
Seagulyus: Watch the Rhythm!
constablecrab: This took a turn
emonotony: This game is 1000% more entertaining now.
Himyul: flatpack trees
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EricTheOrange: WOW 2D sprites in 3D environment. I havent seen that sense the PS1
TheMerricat: These are paper trees ian, haven't you heard of paper trees?
red_shoes_jeff: Someone has to get Gra lrrHAM or Alex in the call.
RealGamerCow: That kind of tree shaping is called espalier
ArcOfTheConclave: sub ocean?!
emonotony: the Trææ
sjcTheos: the problem is you usually DONT die in the subocean
emonotony: (I know that's not a character in Swedish)
Lithobraker: I can't tell if Ian was messing with us about the apple tree
ChimericalJim: More importantly... can you play the violin underwater?
emonotony: Distortions Any% PB
emonotony: If you can break it this much without even having the Presence of Alex buff I want to see a runner figure out how bad it gets.
sjcTheos: someone get distortion2 on this LUL
chaostreader: Why do we have stamina!?!? It’s stupid.
Feminine_Desires: THAT'S A SMILEY FACE
Feminine_Desires: In the water!
TheMerricat: @chaostreader they wanted you to be able to outrun the green eye monsters but not make it so that all you had to do was run around them
Himyul: is this a rhythm game or a fever dream?
constablecrab: yes
emonotony: Rhythm Heaven Fever?
TheMerricat: @Himyul it's not a rhythm game so...
riking27: this looks like some fun simple platforming
riking27: wait, no, not tht
Himyul: it must be, Ian is playying it
chaostreader: This... doesn’t seem like a good game.
emonotony: Himyul ... but whose fever dream are we in?
Himyul: impossible to say
emonotony: chaostreader Honestly my opinion of it improved once I realized they use 2D sprites in a 3D engine
emonotony: That requires someone to think about what they're doing and then have very weird opinions about what that is
emonotony: Not necessarily good opinions, but interestingly weird ones.
Seagulyus: emonotony no thats a common tactic that is taught in schools
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so while I was jumping around in the yt walkthrough trying to find where we were, I noticed the player had a song called 'force'. have you gotten that yet?
Seagulyus: if I cant see it from multiple angles, why make it 3d?
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Seagulyus: of course not Ian, it is called "Fus Ro Dah" in the menus!
riking27: ha
ChimericalJim: You probably have dream moles
emonotony: Seagulyus yeah but it's pretty dissonant with the game's overall design and engine style
Feminine_Desires: put up a barrier against the wind?
ChimericalJim: When all you have is a barrier, everything looks like a landslide
riking27: this book is painful
noSmokeFire: that's. not how a human turns pages.
noSmokeFire: top half of the left page is like a middle school geography class's rendition of the massachusetts coastline
Himyul: back. To the future!
Seagulyus: emonotony I mean, its something you dont focus on :V so you wont notice it in all likelyhood
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emonotony: Seagulyus With this level of polish and QC you really wouldn't expect assets you can only use in a distance.
TheMerricat: So reviewing the YT just now you definately want to be going to the symbol that looked like a cross with the blue dot in the middl of it.
Himyul: huff...huff....huff....
emonotony: @Seagulyus I've been way too deep into the weeds with videogame foliage a lot of times so it's just... weird.
riking27: passed the car...
noSmokeFire: look. game. you can make us backtrack or you can have a stamina system. you *really* can't do both
Seagulyus: there is always assets you can only use at a distance. its a space and loading saving tactic used in everything. cod's been doing it like a decade
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the wakthrough person already had the song before they went to the apartment area. so I have a feeling you'll want to get all the songs from the middle before trying to progess the story again.
emonotony: You'd think someone taught that level of optimization knew how to y'know, optimize.
TheMoatman: OH
nciphr: wearing a violin as a backpack????
TheMoatman: But why is it spelled "noid"?
RealGamerCow: Let's not forget that Dominp
emonotony: nciphr Where would you store your notes?
RealGamerCow: 'Domino's was actually WORSE in the 80s than it is now, somehow
nciphr: @emonotony fair point
plummeting_sloth: Dominoes CEO: "What?! Someone's solved it? Shut it down. Shut it ALL DOWN"
TheMoatman: nciphr violindolier
TheMoatman: Dominos' has actually gotten quite edible
ChimericalJim: Can you beat them to death with your violin? 'cos that would be a pleasant change of pace
emonotony: Seagulyus It has this weird uncanny valley of quality where it feels like a second draft of a labor of love by someone who knows what they're doing.
Hexy_Lexy234: it an Ian and a Chat! hello friends
Lithobraker: Domino's is significantly better than pizzahut in my state
emonotony: And a Heather
Hexy_Lexy234: and a heather!!!
ChimericalJim: You have a silence spell that requires playing a violin? Oh boy, that's D&D bard joke level
constablecrab: Leeeeroyyyyyy
TheMoatman: But most of the time, I'd rather make my own pizza. Takes around as much time too if I already have dough
Himyul: you can't rush magic.
TheMoatman: It's headstrong, trying to take you on?
riking27: ohno
Himyul: you are a jedi now
TheMoatman: The electromagnetic force, too
TheMerricat: So this is the move rocks song
TheMoatman: Forces, I suppose
riking27: MOM
Lithobraker: Oh no, you're going to manipulate the weak force!
Himyul: what about strong force and weak force?
TheMoatman: I'd hardly call the nuclear forces "ambient"
riking27: quick, make it worse
Himyul: huff...huff...huff...
Hexy_Lexy234: "its falling apart" is an apt statement of the world, ngl
TheMoatman: They don't even have enough range to get out of a single atom
Lithobraker: Quick, manipulate the vanderwaals force
red_shoes_jeff: This game is very selective about which falling rocks to the dome are fatal.
Himyul: we prepared this debris earlier
red_shoes_jeff: I think... Are we under the floor?
ArcOfTheConclave: OOB!
Feminine_Desires: you almost went through the geometry!
RaklarLS: clipped to the underworld for a sec there
riking27: back in bounds, immediately rekt
Bionull: This is some ambitious geometry.
ArcOfTheConclave: gdqOOB gdqOOB
Hexy_Lexy234: ambiguous geometry is the best geometry
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the second setence was "use the force on them"
chaostreader: We have an attack spell now!
riking27: GameMuted
emonotony: The game isn't muted it's just taking a break
chaostreader: Remember, you don’t need to complete a song to use it.
TheMerricat: You got killed while playing the song so the game didn't reset the volume level from when it mutes the enviormental sound while you play
riking27: oh great
Lithobraker: You need to hit them with the power of a fully armed and operational death violin
emonotony: Halo also has music, only the music's better and the gameplay's much better.
ChimericalJim: If only we had an oboe...
Caffine1138: what game is this? Lindsey Stirling meets Tomb Raider?
TheMoatman: Oh yeah it is\
chaostreader: No. I’ve played that song on violin. It is not.
emonotony: Glitchy mess meets violin gameplay meets physics
chaostreader: All the fun parts of that song are for cello.
TheMoatman: Oh wait it's turning into the Hymn of the Fayth in my head
ChimericalJim: That was a good song
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun You can cast without finishing.
Reecer6: i want to imagine this violin's tuned so that these four notes are just the open strings
Reecer6: you could play this thing one-handed
riking27: battle tuning
TheEvilHonk: does anyone know if theres any plans to continue Friday Nights after the quarantine?
TheMerricat: That or maybe the problem is you need to aim this one and you are hitting the ground way too close to you and too far from them
e_bloc: Corgo200 someone's having a tough day
VTMonster: how about checkpointed plus?
chaostreader: Maybe wait for the monsters to be off the ground? They might be hitting you in air.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun oh for fucks sake, I just watched the walkthrough for this section, forgive me for spoiling the solution but the game effing lies to you, silence this.
jmhodges: Omg awful
ChimericalJim: I feel like the crushing is symbolic of what this game does to your spirit
riking27: wow
chaostreader: @themerricat That’s not a spoiler. That’s just helpful, given that the game is lying.
ChimericalJim: You made it. Woo hoo!
riking27: DoodleCheer100 Trust issues unlocked
MAPBoardgames: Watch and Rhythm
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Gobukiller: So QWOP?
plummeting_sloth: so.... QWOP?
plummeting_sloth: or, Receiver but for eating?
PMAvers: Can... we just play Wattam?
Hexy_Lexy234: are you saying QWOP is real life?
banachspacebar: Can Wattam be shoehorned into a Rhythm Cafe session?
Gobukiller: QWOP IS real life, but our brain stem is REEEAAAALLY good at it
SquareDotCube: Wattam is all about the mouth sounds
Gobukiller: Boy if I had a nickle for every time I've heard that...
Hexy_Lexy234: "i want whatever is inside that hole" Ian Horner (2020)
Feminine_Desires: no no Ian, the motto of the miner "I want whatever is inside the hole I will force to exist there" @LoadingReadyRun
TheMerricat: Quid ego in eo foraminis.
perlchaser: So this IS a rhythm game
TheMerricat: According to google translate
EricTheOrange: @TheMerricat I too trust google translate
ChimericalJim: I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately went to google translate to look it up
EricTheOrange: ah speed run tech. Miss a jump in such a way that the game respawns us on the other side
riking27: Friday!
KeytarCat: Man, I tuned in for the end because I forgot it was sunday!
Reecer6: Jokes on you, I'm watching this from the future in the VOD!
chaostreader: So, what did they mean by aiming force. Because it doesn’t look aimable.
riking27: it seems to go in front of you
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Earthenone: !findquote stand
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