gualdhar: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to the GM seat to welcome Ian, Matthew and Andy back to A Rasp of Sand! This week, The Finale!) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (12s ago).
gualdhar: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the Helm.
serramarkov: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to the GM seat to welcome Ian, Matthew and Andy back to A Rasp of Sand! This week, The Finale!) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: !venga
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (101d, 16:57 from now)
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
PharaohBender27: The (for-real) finale!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's the finale of A Rasp of Sand on Dice Friends! Jer, Matt and Andy are joined by special guest Emily! đź“· ||
lirazel64: Wheee!
SkipIives: yay!
gualdhar: who's emily?
lirazel64: *passes out party hats*
PharaohBender27: @gualdhar Maybe Emily from DB?
Sarah_Serinde: Judging by the photo, yup!
LarrianLor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LarrianLor: Dice AND Friends? It must be my lucky day!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LarrianLor! (Today's storm count: 26)
Juliamon: Famous Desert Bus Knitter Emily
Sarah_Serinde: She's knitting *in* the photo :D
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde And of course I should've clicked that link first :P
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 To be fair I had Twitter on my other monitor :P
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Gotta be on brand! (in response to the post before your latest one)
McTwin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, McTwin! (Today's storm count: 27)
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Oh man look at all that knitting!
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate the stash in the background :D
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jer, lrrPAUL , Andy, Emily, and lrrMATT !
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Love it
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2462 patrons for a total of $14,793.81 per month.
PharaohBender27: In before Emily's character is named "Knittor" katesSass
gualdhar: wait, is Emily knitting right now? that's fantastic
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
Kramburger: Wait, Andy *isn't* a time traveller?
PharaohBender27: "Whan that April, with its shoures soote . . ."
ContingentCat: Andy confirmed not several hundred years old
Kramburger: *slaps table*
ContingentCat: beans?
Juliamon: Sure, sounds legit
Diabore: west country doctor lied to me
PharaohBender27: Bees!?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: BEES?!
Juliamon: !merch
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts(including the neat new pride shirts), MTG playmats and sleeves, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog. (Please be aware that orders may take longer than usual to ship.)
Sarah_Serinde: Get a dice tray with that 100% totally legit slogan on it
Despoiler98: fuckin SWEET
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Oh snap
Snowcookies: so nice
42MiLLyWays: i'm so sad, i really want them. they are sooo pretty but money is tight these days :-(
rikmor321 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rikmor321! (Today's storm count: 28)
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Awwwww lrrAWW
42MiLLyWays: purple heart is the best!
PharaohBender27: Damn, wish I played dice games enough for this to make sense as a purchase
Sarah_Serinde: (They were announced yesterday and the purpleheart sold out well before the end of the PPR)
Snowcookies: probably cause it's the most expensive
ArchRequiemD: But your fans love Decadence
ContingentCat: it's purple wood of course people want it
mtvcdm: Cherry's also real nice. I got one of those Take This hope shields and it ended up cherry.
Sarah_Serinde: (The Wyrmwood discount does not apply to the items in the LRR store)
Despoiler98: only the most decadent
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Weee here we go!
PharaohBender27: I sense a TPK . . . Kappa
mtvcdm: The little card Wyrmwood provided with the cherry hope shield says it can actually benefit from getting left on the windowsill for a couple days; it'll take on a richer color.
DarkMorford: Yeah, cherry is a really neat wood like that.
Despoiler98: @mtvcdm yeah my combo dice tray/vault got the same little card it was neat
niccus: when's the blaseball campaign
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Emily!
Kramburger: From no head hair, to ALL the head hair
42MiLLyWays: welcome ... oneofus oneofus oneofus
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jeremy Petter) [now] We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us.
LRRbot: New quote #7094: "We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us." —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
Despoiler98: Edith Slump vooooooiiiiiice
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Matt Griffiths) [now] I ate a fish and became the fish.
LRRbot: New quote #7095: "I ate a fish and became the fish." —Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
TStodden: The idiom "You are what you eat" is more prevailent in this game.
Despoiler98: katesScared
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaang
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
DiscordianTokkan: The Krankors, the Krankands, The Krankifs and the KrankElseifs
TStodden: What about the Krankbuts?
ContingentCat: and the less popular Krankiffandonlyifs
DarkMorford: @DiscordianTokkan What about the Krank?:s :P
GhostValv: KrankNors
DiscordianTokkan: The KrankNands were very odd
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL How a small fishing village unexpectedly invented boolean logic
PharaohBender27: Trading cards katesLol
gualdhar: can multiple KrankNands create a Turing machine?
PharaohBender27 salutes Krankor V
Kramburger: Quilla doing the Bill Murray Space Jam cameo
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SK__Ren: We found the bard!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
DarkMorford: @gualdhar Get a bunch of Kranknors together and they can preserve your traditions for a long time. :P
DarkMorford: Kranknands could do that too, I guess.
Despoiler98: the FISH COPS
Despoiler98: Its literally the Sword of Fire and Ice
TStodden: Would it make steam if the sides touch?
Despoiler98: Spear of PANINI
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Yup this is clearly the most useful function of this item :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like this is disrespecting the magic harpoon
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun hey maybe it enjoys being used for something other than stabbing
TStodden: Could be easy to flash-freeze (or flash-cook) stuff...
PharaohBender27: Let's make some sea pickles! Kappa
LoadingReadyRun: Is this harpoon actually a peltier cooler?
TStodden: The late Billy Mays?
DiscordianTokkan: The Late Billy Mays, and Vince the Shamwow/Slapchop/Shamwow facemask guy
TStodden: Anthony Sullivan is another one, but he's beardless...
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to GUIDuck!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GUIDuck! (Today's storm count: 29)
Despoiler98: katesScared
PharaohBender27: A . . . seahorse?
DiscordianTokkan: Puffs of steam or PUSS of steam, as my ears originally heard
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 aaaaaaah I see what you did there
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I'm legit not convinced these aren't this universe's equivalent of seahorses, though
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Fruan: That seems like a good quote number to have memorized.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL LoadingReadyRun and Bionic Trousers Media Inc. does not condone kicking Sea Cucumbers
LoadingReadyRun: or any animals, really
LoadingReadyRun: or people
LoadingReadyRun: or plants, tbh
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun I appreciate your company's anti kicking stance
Snowcookies: Unless it's in a TTRPG?
Snowcookies: But Paul, do you condone liberating llamas?
GhostValv: hopefully they are not an enemy
LoadingReadyRun: depends on the llama
Despoiler98: yeah some Llamas are real jerks
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: katesScared
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 But who's in charge of deciding which llamas are jerks, though? katesSass
ContingentCat: actual flute!
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 me, I decide, llama decider
LoadingReadyRun: In this scenario, I assume the llama judge is whoever is doing the llamiberating
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
PharaohBender27 sagely nods at @LoadingReadyRun 's portmanteau skills
ContingentCat: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
gualdhar: I think I've seen this hentai
TStodden: "Flame Kissed" would probably be the phrase...
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHA Andys Voice
SnackPak_: I agree with Andy
LadyAiluros: LOL Andy <3
TStodden: It's like a water-cutter...
ContingentCat: water can be serious business
Despoiler98: HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Despoiler98: the goggles! They do NOZZING
Blade_Tiger: "Why do I have this armour that does not protect against octopuses or WATER?" is a great line
18 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
Snowcookies: sometimes you have to negotiate with the GM
gualdhar: so many ways to die in this game, it's great
LoadingReadyRun: I think the characters forgot that the whole point of Anemones is to lure things into its tentacles
TStodden: Welcome raiders... Please be aware that while our players are NOT watching chat (so they don't get distracted)... the MODS (& Paul) ARE...
LoadingReadyRun: Hello VieVentar folks!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! PrideWave
Snowcookies: I just noticed all that yarn behind Emily. Dedicated to the art
DarkMorford: I just noticed the bins behind Emily. Do you think she has enough yarn? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Krankor ATE his sand, probably
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford I imagine she'd say she didn't have enough katesSass
Snowcookies: Wow Morford
Sarah_Serinde: Krankor still had a fair amount of sand at the end of the last session
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: tangent time
PharaohBender27: Nice catch there, Andy
Fruan: Now I'm thinking about Fish Hanibal.
Despoiler98: ow that sounds painful
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DoctorAddams: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:37.
Blade_Tiger: Object reading?
DiscordianTokkan: Identify?
Sarah_Serinde: Assess?
Blade_Tiger: Psychometry?
LadyAiluros: psychometry
LadyAiluros: i've had characters that have had that
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, yes. Psychometry sounds right
PharaohBender27: katesLol
PharaohBender27: Oh dear Jer's not wrong
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Forest Prince
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like Crab hand puppets are pretty uncommon :P
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh same Andy
Snowcookies: same
ContingentCat: yeah but we can't bring that back
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that seems like a bad idea
Kramburger: Awwwwwwwww
DiscordianTokkan: D'awwww
LadyAiluros: SmolPetter <3
PharaohBender27: What a polite child! :D
gualdhar: Mini Jer is too cute
ContingentCat: goodnight Petter daughter
LoadingReadyRun: So the deep queen had her crown stolen and then flooded the world and ended up drowning her forest son by mistake?
e_bloc: Corgo300 this campaign slaps, and it's lovely to see a new face with Quilla
Sarah_Serinde: No, if I remember the scene they got last time, people took her crown and flooded her forest son's home
Sarah_Serinde: Either accidentally or intentionally, I forget
Snowcookies: IIRC, the ppl who stole the crown flooded the forest yeah
Despoiler98: friggin tourists
Snowcookies: believe it was intentional cause they needed the water
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah probably
LoadingReadyRun: oh, ok right. So people first used the crown to flood stuff, killed her son, and then she flooded everything else in punishment
Snowcookies: yep
LoadingReadyRun: Deep Queen Bobble-head!
3 raiders from StrawberryPepper have joined!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! PrideWave
DiscordianTokkan: Hello raiders!
StrawberryPepper: strawb28Heartmini strawb28Mdab strawb28Heartmini
StrawberryPepper: hey hey
Snowcookies: Hi strawberry!
StrawberryPepper: X3
Snowcookies: en dolphins?
LoadingReadyRun: and door fins
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
SkipIives: Endor Phins
ContingentCat: an unfamiliar animal coming into the bedroom is particularly fun
LoadingReadyRun: "Do we own a dog?"
ContingentCat: I've had a raccoon come in through the cat door, that needs to be dealt with immediately
GreayStone subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GreayStone! (Today's storm count: 30)
GreayStone: You Rock! Let there be sand for the troupe
LoadingReadyRun: @ContingentCat I can see that would be a mood killer
PharaohBender27: Dang, I was hoping we'd see the actual flute again, only played this time
PharaohBender27: katesNice
NoTomToLose: Just keep singing, just keep singing...
Despoiler98: BURN
PharaohBender27: OH SNAP
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: In the way Indiana Jones was a good adventurer
Despoiler98: Angry Coral katesRage katesRage katesRage
Despoiler98: make it less spiky
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared
Naarius: This cloud sounds delicious
Despoiler98: @Naarius theyre shrimp full of teeth its no good katesScared
Naarius: Shrimp can be de-fanged before cooking
Despoiler98: @Naarius not if they EAT YOU FIRST O.O
PharaohBender27: @Naarius Also feel like our team doesn't have the time to do that work
Naarius: Challenge accepted
Despoiler98: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Snowcookies: free food!
Despoiler98: add some lemon too it? *chefs kiss*
LoadingReadyRun: Backup plan is dinner
e_bloc: emily ain't wrong
PharaohBender27: @Naarius Apparentlu Quilla and you are sharing brainwaves
Despoiler98: thats the technical term, "Pew pew boiling steam button"
DarkMorford: Krankwhen?
ContingentCat: gotta make sure not to overcook them
Despoiler98: Cucumber decoy GO!
Naarius: It becomes a salad
LoadingReadyRun: Wanna see a magic trick?
LoadingReadyRun: AoE vs Swarm is A+
Naarius: 8.5 get!
Despoiler98: katesLol
Despoiler98: mmmmmmm delish
Despoiler98: Umami
LoadingReadyRun: Severely diminish the size but severely *increase* the deliciousness
Naarius: Vampiric shrimp? Extra zesty
niccus: the main diet of vampire whales
Despoiler98: OMG undead vampire shrimp????? katesScared thats the most delicious kind they're well aged SilverSmug
Naarius: Shrimp dry aged for 10,000 year
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Despoiler98: NOT THE PANINI
Snowcookies: rip sandwich
Naarius: Hey Google, how much do shrimp like cheese?
ContingentCat: not sure vampires will appreciate a cheese toastie
Snowcookies: not much
Despoiler98: Why wouldnt they?
PharaohBender27: UH OH
ContingentCat: not much blood in cheese normally
Despoiler98: poor Panini, it tried so hard to be delish
DiscordianTokkan: Flute is going to end up in the Yamcha pose
LoadingReadyRun: Flute uses Butt Explosion!
Naarius: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
Despoiler98: katesBoosh katesBoosh katesBoosh katesBoosh katesBoosh
PharaohBender27: Quick, someone check the VOD!
Despoiler98: grilled shrimp time
Naarius: I'm glad we're on a seafood fry motif
Despoiler98: shrimp on the BARBY
LoadingReadyRun: It's Super Effective!
Despoiler98: Andy's Armor WORKS!
PharaohBender27: Wait, no, didn't Flute get water? Is this what each character got when the wave came through?
Sarah_Serinde: No it had nothing to do with that
Sarah_Serinde: They each picked one to hold onto, and then the crabs tried to sell them on a purchase
Juliamon: I don't think the ones they grabbed were necessarily the ones they bought
LoadingReadyRun: Vampire shrimp in your armor would be really bad
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh, OK - was thinking of a different thing
Sarah_Serinde: They just forgot to choose/define which one was attached to Flute
Despoiler98: Yay Andy is Iron Man! :D
Snowcookies: Good rolls!
Snowcookies: shia meme
PharaohBender27: "A few"
Juliamon: Decimated them
LoadingReadyRun: Don't worry, only 20,000 fangs
orbitaltuna: that'd be 90% remaining
Naarius: The shrimp boil of a lifetime
PharaohBender27: Draculmari?
TStodden: Vampire Scampé?
TStodden: Dracula Paella?
DiscordianTokkan: Vlad Temuresh
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Cheezmo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Cheezmo: Three threes of threes!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Cheezmo! (Today's storm count: 31)
orbitaltuna: so like, what can you cook with all this shrimp...
MAPBoardgames: Rock, Paper, Sandwich?
LoadingReadyRun: Use the Panini of life!
Despoiler98: the health potion of toastie
Sarah_Serinde: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DiscordianTokkan: Time to stretch and get more beer!
Despoiler98: Hydrate ya'll
lirazel64: I'm not sure I really want to eat vampiric shrimp.
Juliamon: I'm sure it's fine
lirazel64: I mean, what wine goes with? Usually, I'd say white, but.....
DiscordianTokkan: I guess it depends on what the shrimp fed on recently also
lirazel64: Right?
DiscordianTokkan: If they've mainly fed on Fish-things, then I guess probably Still white? Keep a rosé on hand just in case?
lirazel64: So, a swarm that big must usually hunt whales, or maybe shark.
Despoiler98: almost all seafood goes best with white wine even the predators
Despoiler98: I have no idea what to do about the undead part :P
TStodden: O, I would B positive that it's not something to worry about, A? (...I'll see myself out)
PharaohBender27: @TStodden lrrWOW
DarkMorford: A bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of rose instead? 🎵
lirazel64: That would call for something with some age on it...
Despoiler98: @TStodden get into the sea
Snowcookies: I've acquired jlrrIcream
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrIcream !
Juliamon: I as well!
DarkMorford: Oh, that sounds good. BRB
Despoiler98: REAL talk here chat, does anyone else think that Kathleen is growing out her hair into a Major Kusunagi haircut? Cause if she is it would be sweet
LoadingReadyRun: Sudden Death Shrimp
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Not deliberately, no. But I do remember her commenting that during a Panalysts episode when lrrGRAHAM said he . . . had feelings about Major, she thought, "Oh, now I get why he liked me" - or something along those lines
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 well she mentioned she wanted to try a different style during quarantine and her new haircut looks like she could be trying it?
Sarah_Serinde: Or she could this hairstyle
Despoiler98: true true
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I saw her on stream saying that she went for bangs for the first time since she was a child because bangs are easier to trim on one's own FAKE EDIT: Also what @Sarah_Serinde
PharaohBender27: *said
LoadingReadyRun: Oh, Where will they find more food?
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 ah I did not see that, understandable
Snowcookies: troulmon
Despoiler98: shrimp sand....mmmmm
ContingentCat: a fish between trout and salmon sounds tasty
DiscordianTokkan: The mythical troupple fish!
Despoiler98: NO NO NO NOT undead shrimp sand
LoadingReadyRun: Shovel Knight was a cool game
Naarius: Andy nooo
NoTomToLose: The anemone of my enemy is my rear end
PharaohBender27: @NoTomToLose katesLol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Still a better bard song then "Toss a Coin to your Witcher" :P
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jeremy Petter) [now] I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all.
LRRbot: New quote #7097: "I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all." —Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
Nuha subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Nuha: sub baby!!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nuha! (Today's storm count: 32)
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Despoiler98: katesScared
DiscordianTokkan: Lorge Shromp
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no. Hell Mantis shrimp?
PharaohBender27: o_O
LoadingReadyRun: Thicc Shrimp
Sarah_Serinde: So octarine?
PMAvers: Ia ia c'shripin' ftagh
Despoiler98: Shrimp are ASSHOLES in this world
greatscott2099: Freaking colors, always coming from out of space...
PharaohBender27: katesNope
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! The Pedipalps!
Despoiler98: ew ew ew ew ew katesNope
PMAvers: I mean, if Splatoon has taught me anything, it could be worse. They could be salmon.
LoadingReadyRun: We really have no idea what shrimp personalities are like in the real world. Maybe they are assholes
Despoiler98: always go with your gut
Kramburger: The animal kingdom is chaotic neutral by default
Snowcookies: all the yearnn
Sarah_Serinde: The camera just wants a better look at Emily's stash
Snowcookies: Emily likes yarn, right?
e_bloc: wait is Emily in the prop room
PharaohBender27: Yes, "seeing" you
Snowcookies: e_bloc: yarn room
Despoiler98: Ive seen this hentai >.>
DiscordianTokkan: Something has NOT awakened in her
Kramburger: Emily's streaming from her Yarn Barn
Sarah_Serinde: e_bloc Pretty sure the prop room doesn't have anywhere near this quantity of yarn
e_bloc: @Snowcookies ah okay
Despoiler98: never ever ever
e_bloc: @Sarah_Serinde that is super fair
Kramburger: "Fuck this room in particular"
e_bloc: is she knitting right now :p
Sarah_Serinde: Odds are good
Sarah_Serinde: She was in the going online photo
Despoiler98: @Kramburger is what you say while pouring the gasoline with a flaregun in the other hand
LoadingReadyRun: pretty sure there are craft stores with less yarn :P
Sarah_Serinde: :D
TStodden: malase?
Sarah_Serinde: Look, don't stash shame :P
Despoiler98: Gencon MOOOOOOOD
Kramburger: @Despoiler98 Or rolling explosive barrels down stairs
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun So you're saying Emily can open her own business? Kappa
Naarius: Flute... get?
Kramburger: Okay calm down Gallager
e_bloc gifted a Tier 1 sub to knitting! They have given 74 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, knitting! (Today's storm count: 33)
Snowcookies: nice e bloc
Despoiler98: sleepy coral
Despoiler98: Brain coral is actually really freaky looking :o
Despoiler98: google it
Kramburger: God, I just remembered the sceen in pirates of the Caribbean movie with the guy with the exposed coral brain
Naarius: Nope dot every file extension
Despoiler98: katesNope
e_bloc: as someone with a newborn I felt that hard
Despoiler98: @Kramburger thanks a lot, thanks for putting that in my head, thanks
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Yep, that sure looks like a brain
Sarah_Serinde: And before the parents come by
LoadingReadyRun: Run from the nap!
Snowcookies: !findquote sleep
LRRbot: Quote #3075: "The mountain is not sleeping." —Beej [2016-08-01]
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 could you imagine being the first human to see one of those underwater?
Despoiler98: FYI Brain Corals of the larger species can live 900 YEARS
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Feel like it would depend on whether said first human to see it really knew what a brain looked like
Sarah_Serinde: Am octopus friend okay?
Suffix: OH! What a pleasant surprise.
e_bloc: I wonder if Jonie loves Chachi
Despoiler98: Just figured it out Brain Corals actually are predators and they catch creatures/fish near it with little tentacles but only at night WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP
LoadingReadyRun: what if Octomech is the true hero of this adventure and the players are NPCs
Snowcookies: go octo!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no octopus friend
DiscordianTokkan: Octomech vs Kaijushrimp, coming to SyFy Channel this fall!
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Well, you try to catch an awake fish when you can't move? It's much easier the other way!
LoadingReadyRun: I wonder what color an octopus swear is
LoadingReadyRun: probably brown?
Sarah_Serinde: I would go with blue or black :P
chaostreader: Bright pink. It wants to be seen.
PharaohBender27: I would think a disconcerting combination of bright colors flashing in quick succession
Despoiler98: Help Octopi Frond
Despoiler98: wow thats a sentence
LoadingReadyRun: Eat Slug, use Spear, sing song, do crimes
Despoiler98: GDI JER
PharaohBender27: YM
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: * UM
DiscordianTokkan: Nap time!
e_bloc: oh no
Despoiler98: JER WHY
Sarah_Serinde: Have any of the slugs the party has had in any generation actually been helpful?
Despoiler98: YES ANDY
Kramburger: It's a PRAWN, dammit
e_bloc: oh no
LoadingReadyRun: The berserk one was ok
40 raiders from wiggins have joined!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
DiscordianTokkan: Hello Wiggins Raiders!
D1cey1: Yoho
Despoiler98: HURRAY its a Matt Raid lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
LoadingReadyRun: hello wiggins friends!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi friends, we're fighting a giant shrimp, lrrFINE
D1cey1: mattlrGolden mattlrGolden mattlrGolden
wiggins: hello chat!
Despoiler98: Hi Matt!
Despoiler98: mmmmm bbq shrimp
Banrael: lrrAWESOME lrrSPOT lrrHEART benginRaid
LoadingReadyRun: Wiggins fans = Whigs?
LoadingReadyRun: maybe Wigdings?
Sarah_Serinde: I seem to remember seeing "Chat Wiggins" at some point :P
wiggins: mattlrHeck
wiggins: it's "Chatt"
wiggins: :p
Sarah_Serinde: Ahhh that was it
Sarah_Serinde: Look I saw a few different variations
Suffix: Good branding, Matt.
LoadingReadyRun: How about Wiggles
Sarah_Serinde: I like it
Despoiler98: New Dice Frond :D
PharaohBender27: I'm sorry, dead? I thought Annabelle was just asleep
Juliamon: Dead to the world, anyway
Sarah_Serinde: She is indeed just asleep
ContingentCat: they'd think she was dead
PharaohBender27: Fair point, @ContingentCat
StrictlyRockers: Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron, though NotLikeThis
ContingentCat: I guess we know Annabelle doesn't snore
LoadingReadyRun: wait, spiders just keep growing? Is that a thing!?
chaostreader: An ancient shrimp!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: UH OH
DiscordianTokkan: Mantis Shrimp vision!
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesNope k
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun I'm personally thinking of house centipedes, because I am far too familiar with how big they can grow (don't google them if you don't like bugs)
chaostreader: They can see all the colors of the Sea!
LoadingReadyRun: house centipedes are the worst.
Sarah_Serinde: I live in a basement. They are the bane of my existence
PharaohBender27: So quick question: Does Flute want to kill Quilla and Annabelle?
Despoiler98: @Sarah_Serinde yep I was told by an extermintor to let the stay if they're a certain small size cause they eat mosquitos and flies but if they get too big time to squish them
Sarah_Serinde: Squishing big ones is miserable and gross
LoadingReadyRun: Thankfully they aren't around in Victoria
Sarah_Serinde: But anyway let's move on from that because bleh :P
Despoiler98: yeah
ContingentCat: I think I've heard a few sea creatures just keep growing, living long enough to get real big is the difficulty
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun I need to move over there :P
LoadingReadyRun: secret Octopus labs are everywhere
Banrael: Everything's punky-doory.
PharaohBender27 sees what @Banrael did there
Sarah_Serinde: I really love the octopus characters in this game
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde It's not ALL good! The Ottawa CTV station today aired a segment from CTV Victoria about how the gulls poop EVERYWHERE there, and there's so MANY, hahah
Despoiler98: I was scared of spiders for a long time but I learned how they help keep your house free of other bugs so I dont hurt them anymore when I see them, I just move them outside if they are too big for me to like seeing O.O
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I generally try to just move bugs outside if I can
LoadingReadyRun: We do have many Gulls. You folks have probably heard them during streams :P
ContingentCat: nail polishs
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 mostly yes, but some just get squished like earwigs katesNope
Despoiler98: earwigs are evil
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I don't know if I've heard them, but I can imagine it. And gulls are just among the worst types of birds
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun I don't remember hearing gulls over stream, unless they're the cops in victoria or are the ones driving loud motorcycles
PharaohBender27 sees what Andy did there
LoadingReadyRun: Personally I live on the 4th floor, which is pretty much in line with street lights on which they like to perch :(
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun oh god and they are so LOUD too
LoadingReadyRun: Damn Gulls riding their motorcycles up and down the street at all hours!
Despoiler98: mind the gap
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds like what crows do where I live, but I'll take a crow over a gull any day of the week
lirazel64: @contingentcat I heard them too.
Despoiler98: Crows at least are smart as heck, gulls are just dumb thugs
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I like to say that crows are the humans of birds: they're social, they're clever, and if you give them an inch they'll take a mile
chaostreader: All corvids are incredibly intelligent.
lirazel64: We've had a couple around of late, ahead of the storm.
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 truth
lirazel64: They sound almost, but not quite like hawks.
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN not dying
Despoiler98: The Ravens who live at the Tower of London are so goddamn funny they troll the tourists, and the guards, and their keepers its so funny to look up stories and vids of them
PharaohBender27: ShowLove600
lirazel64: And our smaller birds ignore them.
LetsHaveToast: rockit2Rage lunasaysRage lunasaysOOO l lunasaysShort unasaysHyped
Banrael: cheer399
PharaohBender27: We helped octo-friend!
LetsHaveToast: lunasaysShort lunasaysBaby lunasaysBaby lunasaysBaby lunasaysBaby lunasaysFail lunasaysNom
Suffix: WooO!
Snowcookies: Booray, no dramatic death
LetsHaveToast: ooh I have emotes
lirazel64: Cheer300 Great Story!
DiscordianTokkan: It was extremely fun!
LetsHaveToast: hello pals thank u for the stream
Snowcookies: jlrrPillow aviato1Aceheart PrideKoala lrrHEART
LetsHaveToast: I LIKE GRAPES
DiscordianTokkan: Octofriends are great
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Emily
LetsHaveToast: thanks Emily!
PMAvers: Incoming Dale
Snowcookies: Woot
Banrael: Robocts are great.
PharaohBender27: My Dad used to go into an aquarium when he was younger that had an octopus, and after a while the octopus would change color when my Dad came, as a way of saying "I recognize you!"
lirazel64: Now with added lrrPAUL
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Snowcookies: lrrPAUL
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha nice Matt
LetsHaveToast: I watched the new Netflix thing Connected today and there was a whole episode on DUST. LOVED IT
PharaohBender27: *rimshot
Snowcookies: lol
LetsHaveToast: wait. I thought y'all just said gnightÂż? confused!
PharaohBender27: @LetsHaveToast They got to thank subs
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss so many good people
Juliamon: LetsHaveToast They did an ending for the podcast
DiscordianTokkan: More Dale and Jacob! And Andy!
ContingentCat: !! Dale, Jacob, Andy, and Cori yess
LetsHaveToast: thank u @juliamon @pharaohbender27
lirazel64: Whoo HOOO!
ContingentCat: I'd love to see more Emily on future dice friends in the future if she wants.
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss, Eberron best setting.
Sarah_Serinde: I think you mean oh yes :P
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers I do!
Juliamon: PMAvers Oh boy do I!
DiscordianTokkan: Magepunk, and has been doing "alignments for an entire intelligent species is DUMB, there's barbarian orcs but also nice farming ones"
Sarah_Serinde: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, Qwerpline and Road Quest official merch, and much more! Check out for the full catalog. (Please be aware that Wyrmwood products purchased from THIS store do not benefit from the Wyrmwood shipping promo, but they are worth it!)
Snowcookies: so pretty
PMAvers: Also probably worth mentioning that Wyrmwood has a new kickstarter kicking off tomorrow for their low-cost gaming tables?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah! That Wyrmwood kickstarter starts with $300 end-tables
PharaohBender27: You want to roll dice with friends
ContingentCat: and sometimes the dice are friends
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2462 patrons for a total of $14,793.81 per month.
PMAvers: Yeah, I have a feeling the tiers on that table are going to go *fast*.
PharaohBender27: It is nice to see how stable the amount has been lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
Sarah_Serinde: A+ draft
Snowcookies: it was fun to watch
CaptainSpam: Tune in to Loading Ready Run for a consistent amount of Loading Ready Run!
Snowcookies: Thanks for the fun campaign
ContingentCat: thanks Jer, Andy, Emily, Matt, and Paul lrrHEART
PharaohBender27 realizes the Paranoia was about a year ago now lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: *Paranoia campaign
Snowcookies: DesertBus for Hope Jackbox?
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Tally
ContingentCat: lrrHEART Tally
Snowcookies: lrrHEART Tally
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Tally
Banrael: Do like that LRR has gotten to have some really fun streams with remote folks :D
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART
novrdd: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART \
novrdd: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Perfect! katesLol
Snowcookies: perfect timing
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
novrdd: thanks for the stream guys. take care everyone
Snowcookies: background maddy
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss, pummel party
Snowcookies: wooo
Fruan: 8 player pummel! YES!
lirazel64: I have a final fantasy about endless fables
novrdd: lrrHAM
ContingentCat: more honest
PharaohBender27: It's M-rated Mario Party
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CaptainSpam: "It's like Mario Party, but c'mon." Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Mario Party with as much violence ON screen as OFF.
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
Snowcookies: Thank you!
Snowcookies: night knight
novrdd: see yaa4
PharaohBender27: Goodnight! PrideWave
dalefriesen: Did I miss the ending?
dalefriesen: It looks like I missed the ending
Sarah_Serinde: Just barely, sory!
Snowcookies: you did
Sarah_Serinde: But they announced your campaign!
Snowcookies: hi Dale
dalefriesen: Did they announce next week?
dalefriesen: Yay!
Snowcookies: yep
Banrael: But looking forward to your stream :D
dalefriesen: Hi Snowcookies!
dalefriesen: I've been running games in the AL in preparation for this. Work work work! :D
Sarah_Serinde: Really looking forward to seeing you all play it! :)
dalefriesen: Thanks Sarah!
dalefriesen: I occasionally run these things online. Let me know if I should send you an invitation
dalefriesen: (Time zones might be an issue)
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think I have the bandwidth these days but thank you for the offer <3
dalefriesen: No worries, and my pleasure