RebelliousUno: Wise words, wise words
Psycho_Sarah_: jlrrDang
MaybeTara: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (10m from now).
tidehollowcat: !next
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Snowcookies: hey chat
tidehollowcat: Hullo @Snowcookies
Genie_M: happy MoCday!
RebelliousUno: ahoy
djalternative: hola chat
LadyAiluros: hi peeps!
TheWriterAleph: early chat gang sound off!
Meltalar: ahoy!
LadyAiluros: Meow!
Snowcookies: jlrrIcream party
Snowcookies: without James
Genie_M: jlrrCooltunes
Genie_M: what's the plan for today?
djalternative: murder of the highest degree
Genie_M: piglin massacre + trading post?
Snowcookies: trading post yeah
Snowcookies: now that James has a good supply of the warts of nether
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Genie_M: sergeHi
TXC2: hello Genie_M
Genie_M: !next
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Genie_M: jlrrDang , missed
LoadingReadyRun: sorry friends, forgot i had to tidy up a bit from the PPR in here first
LoadingReadyRun: online in just a second
TXC2: no worries James
Snowcookies: Damn ppr, leaving a mess
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
Meltalar: Just let the Ironballs stream!
Snowcookies: that's not the avice I was thinking of but ok
Bartlebad: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Narcuru: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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JaysonMaxwell: PrideLove thanks for creating such an awesome community everyone sergePrideLove PridePog
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SergeYager: and Serge :D
Genie_M: early Serge gets the .... well
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TXC2: SergeYager you are IN the intro, you can't make that joke anymore Kappa
Genie_M: we always do though
TXC2: you do don't you
SergeYager: I don't understand...
IsaTheEngie: Time for some crafting and, quite possibly, mining?
teammanfred: What intro, there is no intro?
Narcuru: Mining? on this channel?
Tandtroll_OG: I sense a lot of slabbin coming up, if they're heading to the new hub
TXC2: it' been know to happen
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galloratti: Let’s Mine those Clocks!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Try with all his might, James came to realize he will never be as good as Adam is at composing going online tweets. | Minecraft. 📷 ||
malc: lol
TXC2: Here we GO!
Bartlebad: Let'sa GO!
Wolfstrike_NL: And Serge!
aerohydra: and serge!
Genie_M: and SERGE!
FDR101: and serge
Genie_M: (see?)
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RomanGoro: The dig avoiding the diamonds remains my favourite part of this intro
TXC2: Hello James
TheWriterAleph: Mornin, Pit Crew! ...wait.
TheElrad: tweet?
BrookJustBones: i got an add
SergeYager: It's okay bud
TheElrad: oh noes, our goods and services
Snowcookies: Hi James
Genie_M: happy commercial!
SergeYager: It's early
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anpot: 20 months full of laughs and enjoyment
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malc: jlrrPunch jlrrPillow thewriteraleph
TehAmelie: hello
SergeYager: Oh, well then you have no excuse and you should just feel bad?
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TehAmelie: shall we craft some friendships?
malc: wow Serge
TXC2: if the sun is still in the sky, it's early
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Learn many!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !bad advice
LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
wildpeaks: but it's shiny
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TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun if you just gift every viewer who isn't subbed a sub you won't have missed any add revenue :P
Genie_M: mumbling serge
Rhonlore: hi James
TXC2: ah yes Mumblecore Everything is awesome
TwitchTVsFrank: serge is quiet
SAJewers: who says you have to run ads? :P
TheWriterAleph: is that what we're doing on MoC today?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: good meeting everyone
TheElrad: wait, this is a gaming stream?
TXC2: sounds fine to me
Genie_M: most perfect now
JaysonMaxwell: if it weren't for twitch adds, I wouldn't know how terrible the state of capitalism was getting LuvOops
FDR101: i like theelrad's idea, but that may just be because I'm not subbed
TwitchTVsFrank: better
SerGarretCameron: he also sounds absolutely fine to me.
wildpeaks: 9000.0001
malc: serge is approximately 8999
Lily_Of_The_Veil: Good morning James and friends
stumpinaut: Serge still needs to resolve his streak of ppr losses vs. Nelly
TXC2: Uno wasn't here, and thus chaos ensued Kappa
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TXC2: hello Lily_Of_The_Veil welcome
King_of_Carrotflowers: #blamejames
theghostwiththemost: hi
TXC2: hello theghostwiththemost welcome
Genie_M: that farm is ... fine
Snowcookies: yay TQ
TXC2: ah yes the Carpark farm Kappa
aerohydra: if you like brutalist architecture
BasilBrushOff: sergeHi
RocknGrohlNerd: it is a great farm SeemsGood
noSmokeFire: it's a doog farm
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theghostwiththemost: lets get lost for 36 months or not
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PsychoI3oy: oh i remmeber this, lol
wildpeaks: format it as a Jira ticket
teammanfred: 20% is quite a lot.
TXC2: better then a dice roll Kappa
snzpp: <message deleted>Can you host me
malc: insufficient tubes
BasilBrushOff: sergeModLove
JaysonMaxwell: sergeModLove
deadly_winchester: <3 mods
Genie_M: "solution"
AlchemicalPanda: Sounds like coding to me
Mcgwee: hello
TXC2: AlchemicalPanda big mood
Kikazi: could you use trap doors instead of glass?
TXC2: Hello Mcgwee welcome
Genie_M: that's a ... good farm
Dedwrekka: Don't hoppers pull through non-full blocks like Soul Sand?
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Mikiao: can you reconfigure so you're waking on the glass blocks to plant?
malc: !addcount falls
Jeezy56: lrrHERE
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall jlrrFall
Quillpaw: now james is the netherwort
Narcuru: jlrrFall jlrrFall
TheElrad: trapdoors are ideals cause James trapped himself right now
DiscordianTokkan: Rocket jump?
AlchemicalPanda: Is that rocket box devoid of rockets? Sigh
Dedwrekka: I KNOW, that minecarts with hoppers pull from anything on top of the block above it.
tangledstardustxxx: hi chat and james
TXC2: Hello tangledstardustxxx welcome
DiscordianTokkan: I think james needs to visit Mod Barley to get some gunpowder for rockets
malc: LOL
TXC2: !clips
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TwitchTVsFrank: lrrWOW
tangledstardustxxx: have we just started
Snowcookies: Serge, the traitor
TXC2: tangledstardustxxx more or less
Tandtroll_OG: almost murder nr2 on the server
AlchemicalPanda: Test it before he fixes the rest
tangledstardustxxx: cool
chickenace11: It's obvious that Serge didn't mean it because he automates his murders
Snowcookies: lewd
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I always test flush.
LRRbot: New quote #7098: "I always test flush." —James [2020-08-04]
noSmokeFire: the problem is the warts are getting thrown above the water, so another flush won't touch them
tangledstardustxxx: just a quick question at day do we stream crossing the streams?
TXC2: !events
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Tandtroll_OG: Like with floaters, a second flush wont necessarily help
SmithKurosaki: greetings!
TXC2: all elevators are terrifying Uno
TXC2: hello SmithKurosaki welcome
malc: multipurpose farm
FDR101: ^
Kikazi: Hey James, what would open gates instead of trap doors in front of the water elevators look like?
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CanPlayGames: Minecraft mornings with Video James, is like starting my day with Carrot Milk. jlrrCarrotmilk
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DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrCarrotmilk
King_of_Carrotflowers: Marginally worse
noSmokeFire: you could bring back the glass as a safety rail
Gadora: Glass safety railings, then?
Genie_M: surprise flush!
TwitchTVsFrank: function > form
soundlord775: Looks great!
Camail: apwortments
tyrew0rm: Bog-Warts?
BasilBrushOff: @Kikazi i think open gates would have the same issue as the glass panes, that there'd be a chance for the items to get stuck
chickenace11: netherland towers
TheWriterAleph: Wartering Heights
LurkerSpine: Wart Wart Wart
Roving_Viking: Faulty Towers
Tandtroll_OG: Wart ghurkin
soundlord775: just hogwarts
Snowcookies: Maybe lanterns instead of torches, since otches can potentially also be removed by water?
frnknstn: Warty Towers
Kikazi: @BasilBrushOff oh I don't mean to stop the netherwort, I mean to contain the water for the water elevators
BasilBrushOff: ah i see :)
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AstraiaAoide: don't forget to check the back
BrookJustBones: 243
BasilBrushOff: TheMerricat sergeJustRight
Snowcookies: wow merricat
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 240
JaysonMaxwell: Wow TheMerricat lrrGARBO
frnknstn: 9 tiers
noSmokeFire: about 4
Narcuru: 3.8
TheElrad: 3.796875
Mikiao: 4ish?
DiscordianTokkan: ^
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Narcuru: 51
ContingentCat: holy moly that's a big lad
noSmokeFire: if you raised the top walls a little I think you'd get rid of the loss up there
belac2001: 3 stacks and 51
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tyrew0rm: its getting over the trapdoors somehow
wildpeaks: lrrFINE
Quillpaw: we didn't start the fire
JaysonMaxwell: lrrSIGNAL critroleFire lrrSIGNAL sergeSnerge
SmithKurosaki: blame sergeSnerge
TwitchTVsFrank: the math doesnt work because some had fully grown
Narcuru: supposed to have 3 stacks 51
soundlord775: should i just copy and paste the entire song?
TXC2: soundlord775 please Gods no
noSmokeFire: some of the wart might have fully grown, so your numbers won't be exact
RandomTrivia: The first thing I hear upon arrival
TheAwkes: Fully enclosed levels, plant from the top down frin the inside by following the path of the water stream?
WowoT subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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CrazymattCaptain: the water doesn't say long enough on the top level
frnknstn: That's a good efficiency
Abavus: A roof should fix the top
TwitchTVsFrank: it seems good enough
frnknstn: can the first pulse be longer?
TheElrad: try putting a roof on the top?
TheMerricat: The stuff at top might be a pain to grab but ay that got past the trapdoors is going to be picked up as you replant.
noSmokeFire: could you stick a repeater onto the circuit to extend the pulse a little?
Branston567: 1 per layer doesnt seem bas. If you build up the walls on the top it would be better but not 100% necessary
PsychoI3oy: we just went from 96kbps mp3 to 256kbps.... FLAC is too hard
Genie_M: this will be a "good enough" farm
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Higher sides on top level possibly... there were a few on the side walls.
DiscordianTokkan: The Trapdoors are great because you can actually get lost ones. AP
DiscordianTokkan: *A+
malc: jlrrFall
RandomTrivia: A little tiny fall
malc: but who would fall into the farm, really
RandomTrivia: I don't think we know anyone who would do that
beckett_brass: How's the mining going?
Snowcookies: ooh, a tear
beckett_brass: Alternatively, how's the crating going?
tyrew0rm: what about a 2nd set of trapdorrs above the first, should prevent any jumping out, and still be easy access to plant
ContingentCat: big brain move, have no shame
chickenace11: that's why I do everything in creative no need for a shame chest
beckett_brass: crafting*
aerohydra: guardian farm
Bartlebad: So much gold....
Tandtroll_OG: Lighhouse!
Genie_M: trading post
Jeezy56: and the lighthouse farms... light? boats?
ContingentCat: @Jeezy56 it's a mob farm inside a lighthouse
Tandtroll_OG: lighouse makes spiders and creepers
TXC2: I'm kinda shocked that that portal works at all
FDR101: #blameserge
Genie_M: see James bump the minecarts....
bria_kempker: ill give you a challange if you die ill give you a thousand dollors
lzr_alex <message deleted>has just donated $5
FDR101: did serge just say hell dorado?
cassaclyzm: He sure did
JaysonMaxwell: @TXC2 it used to be that they wouldn't function, but a few versions back they changed it so roof-portals would connect.
set_concepts: Hey guys I’m available graphic designer if you need artworks
BasilBrushOff: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
TehAmelie: it's like Hell, but with gold
TXC2: JaysonMaxwell neat
Orgmastron: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
cassaclyzm: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
JaysonMaxwell: "Intentional Game Design" PrideLaugh
pointless_man: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
Snowcookies: I saw one using an iron golem
bria_kempker: lol that mob farm tho
JaysonMaxwell: Gold Plates or Bust lrrGREED
cdutson: create your own lava ocean!
TheMerricat: button?
PsychoI3oy: so... punch several chunks?
bria_kempker: do ypu
bria_kempker: do you like the update
TheWriterAleph: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
BasilBrushOff: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
TheMerricat: In before he accidetly opens the trapdoors....
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noSmokeFire: actually. you might want to temporarily remove the cactus as long as you haven't finished mob-proofing
Dedwrekka: What are those blocks on the side of the terracotta?
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Genie_M: building that was incredible
HoneyJack07: Can we see the lighthouse ?
noSmokeFire: that sounds like a challenge
beckett_brass: But what if he wants to move the hopper minecarts?
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cdutson: why not encase them in some protective walls?
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CyberCypher: 10 months of Minecraft, Magic, and shenanigans!
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Snowcookies: ooh, free gold ingot
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noSmokeFire: spectator mode, james
Mikiao: The farm is so good it has to throw items directly into the garbage?
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Sub Hype lethal?
RandomTrivia: I think that's your line
noSmokeFire: the cobwebs are also making more items stack up, so you get fewer individual entitties
Genie_M: it was incredible to watch it built
Branston567: Basically the cobwebs turn the droppers into precision droppers from actually additions :P
TheMerricat: This is an interesting alternative to the monstronity that Ethoslab is building in his Bastion for the trading hub.
ashtanam: it was fun to watch be made
BasilBrushOff: Touch the thing! Kappa
TXC2: RandomTrivia Sorry I was empting out the bathtub :p
Masslost: will there be a visit to joes guardian farm?
Snowcookies: can "touch the minecarts" be an advice/bad advice plz
Wolfstrike_NL: 6
LurkerSpine: 6
BrookJustBones: 6 people
SerGarretCameron: there are Seven Lights.
RandomTrivia: Amongst the people on the server...
AstraiaAoide: my username is pronounced Ah stray yah
wildpeaks: oh god they're multiplying
TheElrad: there's exactly 9001 people on this server
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beowuuf: are they all called james bond?
TXC2: beowuuf yes!
Snowcookies: You accidentally found your way into the LRR community server
TheElrad: almost all of your nether portals :P
beowuuf: txc2: ok, i'll hide before the cowboys and seabatYIKES begins!
Mikiao: serge just died
TXC2: like a Pit to swim in?
Genie_M: you should punch a second hole
TXC2: beowuuf wise
JaysonMaxwell: ShulkerLoader, move the shulkers. Not really worth it to use a hopper chain.
AlchemicalPanda: Ice chutes?
Ravynn: James making work for Serge :P
BasilBrushOff: Serge "Yeah Nah" Yager LUL
Master_Gunner: It doesn't have to move gold down at full speed, just having a chest casually filling up with gold for trading would be fine.
teammanfred: Funnel the gold directly into my pocket, please!
AlchemicalPanda: Could you fire it into a portal, then deal with it in the overworld, and then portal it back into that room?
beowuuf: !addcount murder
DiscordianTokkan: HAD Netherrack
baskwalla: That Piglin had been there for weeks
pointless_man: !addcount murder
Bartlebad: Was it going to be Room in a Room, or is this the whole Room
Snowcookies: the piglin holding a netherrack usually don't despawn
teammanfred: It kind of looks like a ballroom.
HoneyJack07: Can we see the lighthouse ?
Genie_M: this is a Room
Genie_M: please don't build a house in it
KilrenKrae: i did
wildpeaks: don't even worry about it
Mistborn83: I didnt see anything no jokes
TheFreak013: It's Herobrine.
Xed_Regulus: I did
Camail: no?
Wolfstrike_NL: Uhm..
FormerlyBoredGamer: nope
baskwalla: You're drunk James
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the_cardiac_people: nothing is there
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beowuuf: soul face?
ContingentCat: James are you ok?
herph: was it Uno?
Tandtroll_OG: It's small?
Mikiao: Minecraft's haunted
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AWells44: I saw it
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IsaTheEngie: Server's haunted
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jordorowsky: 40 months of James gaslighting himself!
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TwitchTVsFrank: didnt see anything
TheElrad: could it have been a Ghoast?
klick37: *cocks gun* Server's haunted.
JaysonMaxwell: "There are now 8 players on the server"
TXC2: "Server's haunted?" "always has been"
Abavus: Rooms in rooms in rooms
TheAwkes: Like a market square!
PsychoI3oy: i just checked the vod, it was a particle effect
SquirrelEarl: Nether Village?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Like a food court... big room, lots of little booth/kiosks in it?
JaysonMaxwell: Huh ... Nether has orbs now I guess?
swaggytaco: oh god i see it too
teammanfred: Some sort of small pink thing?
Tandtroll_OG: Some of the walls can probably be glass too
IsaTheEngie: looking at the clip, it seems like it was just a standard nether particle effect
Bartlebad: Huh, there totally was something that flew by
beowuuf: wow, that's like a fast pink bat
pointless_man: Nether particle effect.
Abavus: two effects
pointless_man: Is this a crimson forest biome?
DentedPockets: UFO :p
beowuuf: but too fast and pink to be a trapped back from the overworld...
beowuuf: *bat
IsaTheEngie: but I like the fact that the server is haunted
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Mikiao: super secret and rare nether boss?
TheWriterAleph: UFO
swaggytaco: it was the baby piglins soul going to heaven
wildpeaks: a terraria bat followed Serge ?
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Ravynn: wildpeaks A....'seabat'?
Nigouki: Professional Gamer James Turner does not miss a pixel
ExachixKitsune: Serge is haunted?
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JaysonMaxwell: !findquote ghost
LRRbot: Quote #5661: "There's some kind of a ghost or whatever." —Graham [2019-01-02]
wildpeaks: Ravynn :D
chickenace11: why must you gaslight us Themerricat
Bartlebad: A Netherloo
Roving_Viking: It
Roving_Viking: it's vision is based on Chunks
thunderboltkid23: Hi
Bartlebad: Ohhi
beckett_brass: @thunderboltkid23 Hello
Tandtroll_OG: Needs a better elevator to the gold farm
thunderboltkid23: What’s up
SkipMcne: but ... a view to a lava lake...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Question is, what things are you planning on making IN this space? Piglin trading, right?
beckett_brass: @thunderboltkid23 I would say "the sky", but I'm not sure if the Nether has a sky...
JaysonMaxwell: Ziggurat Style Blood Alter? Blackstone -Basalt makes for some fun visuals.
TXC2: Who can Survive the CUBEDOME!
TheMerricat: Glass the floor, create the existential dread of always falling into lava.
Jelkimantis: What about a multi-layer city with glass sidewalls... 😍
SkipMcne: form follows function?
KilrenKrae: its the ghosts
Tandtroll_OG: With how beautiful the nether is now it'd be nice to have it open up
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] Now you're thinking with Unos!
LRRbot: New quote #7099: "Now you're thinking with Unos!" —RebelliousUno [2020-08-04]
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TheMerricat Ah, to motivate buyers to quickly agree to you price. Perhaps trapdoors at target spots as well. :)
Helrumyc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:13.
TheMerricat: @Tandtroll_OG I wasn't here while it was being made is the actual scenery outside this specific room actually nice looking?
BasilBrushOff: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
JaysonMaxwell: Thought ... basalt to simulate bedrock, and a glass-mirror floor replicating the ceiling lights?
ContingentCat: sergeThinking
FDR101: is there someone you can ask to run the farm
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TheExplodedGamer: noo I missed last month :(
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TXC2: the scenic route
SkipMcne: build a village for the hoglins
Tandtroll_OG: "themerricat They have a forest biome in a corner, if nothing else
Tandtroll_OG: ack
Snowcookies: The Department of Signalization would like you to place signs to better direct ppl
NDCazzy: theme the room on The Nucleus from Fallout 4? it had a trading area and a giant submarine in it which is great sergeScopeCreep
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That's the Minecrafter's Fallacy: "I'll never need this"
beowuuf: the department of chaos send a single sign with a giant thumbs up
Eklinaar: Do you even need to slab the nether with as fast as the farm is already working?
ContingentCat: @Eklinaar but it could be better
FDR101: you were thinking that we should do what serge says, because he is almost always right.
JaysonMaxwell: Blackstone is 1.16.2 ... by the by.
TheElrad: ooh house made of ancient debris :P
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TheMerricat: You ever feel like the Minecraft devs see streams like this and just cry? "We created all this new nether content and you slabbed all over it!!!" :D
ContingentCat: not looking like butt is good
Snowcookies: I'm very afraid of mobs, Merricat
TXC2: I don't know, butts can be good Kappa
ilikememes44: hello
Jayrod1220: cheer69 Nice Bits!
beowuuf: themerricat: they need to develop less interesting biomes a#nd more interesting slabs :p
TXC2: ilikememes44 welcome
BasilBrushOff: Nice
Snowcookies: crying obsidian slabs
beckett_brass: @ilikememes44 Hello
noSmokeFire: stone cutter should give 2:1
Angnor33: Stonecutter should give the same.
beowuuf: stonecutter gives better return on stairs, same return on slabs
swaggytaco: stairs its 1:1 instead of 6:4
SAJewers: it's also arguably better if you only need 1 brick and not 4
Snowcookies: stonecutter let's you do exact numbers
beowuuf: yeah, the abiity to not need to do four of a thing i cool
TXC2: is any one else humming the Stonecutters theme?
Dedwrekka: Best part about the stonecutter is that when combined with a villager it lets you turn stone into emeralds
beowuuf: we do.....we do...
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 No. How does it go?
noSmokeFire: each chunk should be 4 stacks of stairs, so 2 stacks of blocks, so 4 stacks each of warts and netherrack.
beowuuf: soup or smelter sir?
DiscordianTokkan: I think Joe has a Supersmelter
swaggytaco: yeah
TheMerricat: Chat, does anyone know if anyone has found a way to 'automate' the workstations? I'm still learning the wonders of things like the grindstones and it seems like they would be ripe for someone to do something like pipe items in for mass disenchanting.
SkipMcne: tear down a blackstone fortress?
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FDR101: would be good content
Mistborn83: tear down that wall
SAJewers: punch-a-bastion? :P
Jayrod1220: Punch-A-Bastion
ashtanam: I'm here for that idea
beowuuf: You still need to directly intereact with crafting workstaations in vanilla, don;'t you?
TheMerricat: That's what I was wondering @beowuuf
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat Some of them (furnace, blast furnace, smoker, and composter can with funnels, but I don't think the others can.
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, was that a whole bunch of nether brick in the rocket box?
leythechampx: hi
TXC2: hello leythechampx welcome
beckett_brass: @leythechampx Hello
noSmokeFire: the rocket box has literally everything except rockets
FDR101: ^
Quillpaw: "i'll clean this up later" strikes again
Mistborn83: there could be anything in there even a boat
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat For instance, the anvil requires experience to run, The workbench block has way too many templates to be automated.
TheMerricat: Famous words "I'll clean this up later" - James Turner. :D
beowuuf: the rocket box is the box you open, look at for a while, then really think aboit rockets, and the lack fo them
Tandtroll_OG: They could build a giant boat in the nether
leythechampx: im a pro
TheMerricat: @CrazyZonie guess I'll still have to rely on modded stuff for my mass disenchating then ;-)
Mistborn83: giant nether boat!
wildpeaks: a wall of what ?
TXC2: wildpeaks wall of cooking
FDR101: chunks are 16x16 blocks right?
beowuuf: yup
wildpeaks: oh. totally heard a different word :D
noSmokeFire: hubba hubba
Mistborn83: can you build a boat in lava?
TXC2: I guarantee James will still get lost Kappa
Mistborn83: is there fire proof wood?
noSmokeFire: @Mistborn83 build? yes. float a boat item? no.
Quillpaw: perhaps we should build in smaller-than-ghast sized chunks, to prevent errant spawns?
Tandtroll_OG: But the signs are all there!
BrookJustBones: maybe the new nether woods
TheElrad: okay Chat, howmany ghasts will James spawn by doing it this way?
Rhonlore: non-zero
TXC2: !findquote signs
LRRbot: Quote #1722: "What does this say? *accidentally destroys sign* Damnit!" —Paul [2016-02-08]
Master_Gunner: 2
Mistborn83: @nosmokefire yes build no t float
beckett_brass: @Quillpaw But what if he likes ghasts?
beowuuf: mistborn83: netherr wood is fireproof
TheMerricat: @Mistborn83 for one of the april fools versions Mojang introduced the obsidian boat which I believe could float in lava and sank in water but in the official builds no.
Mistborn83: @beowuuf that is that I thought
noSmokeFire: they're also playing with fireTick off so lava won't set blocks on fire
DiscordianTokkan: @TheElrad One more than he expects
Bartlebad: Damn, Uno beat me to it
Mistborn83: I mean who doesn't want to be a lava pirate
TXC2: "why is no one talking about the ear feel?"
CataclysmicReverb: Do you ever just think about the 2002 thriller "Signs"
beowuuf: but i think lava still consumes anything but netherite, right?
Count_Nodonora: So long as he remains within 20 blocks of the are he cleared up, nothing will spawn.
mercano82: Do you ever think of the 2002 M Night Shymamalan film, Signs?
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
noSmokeFire: @beowuuf yeah, lava will eat items and mobs
malc: you ever just spend 6 months digging holes?
Mistborn83: I love the movie signs
TheMerricat: Actually @CataclysmicReverb now and then, and the movie The Happening for some reason.... then turn and go "What? No!!!"
Narcuru: no its 48
Mistborn83: @malc what person would do such a thing
beowuuf: oh wow malc, that anniversary was on monday (technically saturday) huh?
TXC2: 64 is 16 times 4
DiscordianTokkan: 256*9
LurkerSpine: every 4 rows is 3 stacks
malc: yeah apparently we just missed that
TXC2: did Serge pass Maths in highschool? :P
noSmokeFire: that's a third, not a quarter, so you'll be a bit short
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Not quite. A quarter isn't a chunk...
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EternalRoxas: Mine and craft!
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Angnor33: Row and a third
Count_Nodonora: No, he was sergeOffByOne
noSmokeFire: or I'm a liar
mercano82: One stack should last 1 + 1/3 rows
SkipMcne: 4 rows in 3 stacks
Narcuru: yeah its a row and a third, James said it wrong but mined it correctly
TXC2: !break
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Narcuru: in this case the third = one chunk
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Right, a stack is 4/3 of a row. Weird
Zarash11: Just got here, what is going on today?
ContingentCat: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is building a neitherwart farm.
DentedPockets: Just the relaxing sounds of pulling up and placing slabs.
Bartlebad: Slabbin the Nether Room
Bartlebad: Maybe Trading Hall?
beowuuf: currently an ad or we're listening to james replace stone slabs with red netherbrick slabs
TheMerricat: Chat, heading out for errands, enjoy the rest of the stream and have a wonderful day! Thanks for the entertainment James, Serge and Uno!
Bartlebad: Tata Merricat
beowuuf: enjoy your day themerricat!
IsaTheEngie: minecraft asmr: picking up blocks at 2pm est
TXC2: so long TheMerricat stay safe
LurkerSpine: ah the not at all gentle chk chk chk of blocks getting placed
TXC2: and we're back
TXC2: #TheBricks
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Scan the taint.
Quillpaw: odds on james falling through that hole later?
BasilBrushOff: how is that advice? :O
TXC2: aren't all Facades a lie ?
malc: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
pointless_man: jlrrPunch
Count_Nodonora: LOL
malc: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
TXC2 looks up "uh oh"
RandomTrivia: There are now valid ghast spawning locations
tidehollowcat: you can button it.
RandomTrivia: No Uno, that's the runs and oh goodness did I not need that in my head
DiscordianTokkan: Got a bad case of The Zoomie's Revenge
TXC2: the Zoomies sounds like an illness from Theme hospital :P
cryomancer20x6: Hi all
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AngelicKnighthood: Zoomies is when your pet runs back and forth at high speed for there amusement.
beowuuf: Some sort of 80's horror film with a 2002 remake that starred christian slater
AngelicKnighthood: their*
malc: jlrrCooltunes
Quillpaw: ooh we're in time to the music
IsaTheEngie: building to the beat
TXC2: beowuuf that is PROFOUNDLY believable, especially the Christian slater part :P
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: He's just going to leave that there... like a monster. :)
malc: I saw an amazing Minecraft music video the other day which was basically this
beowuuf: txc2: I have been reliably informed that specificity makes things funny :p
TXC2: beowuuf indeed it does
TehAmelie: the lava always waits, one mistake away
SFSMaus: is part of the floor lava?
TXC2: SFSMaus this is the Nether, so most of the floor is probably lava
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beowuuf: it's simply, take your netherwart, make netherwart blocks, compost them for fast bonemeal, then curse bonemeal doens't work. Perfect plan
TehAmelie: stacks and stacks of stacks
Quillpaw: ah yes, math
SFSMaus: well at least It's warmer in the winter.
BrookJustBones: 13.5
TheElrad: 13.5
LurkerSpine: Every stack is 1.3333333 rows
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya every 4 rows is 3 stacks.
IsaTheEngie: math on stream. a true burden.
TheElrad: 48*18/64 is 13.5
Bartlebad: Yes, 13.5 stacks
pointless_man: Math? In this channel?
TXC2: 17 * 48 = 816
Bartlebad: Every row is .75 stacks
mercano82: 18 / 4* 3 = 13.5
beowuuf: jlrrFacepalm sergeCounting
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
TehAmelie: all the numbers add upp
RandomTrivia: Math is for blockers
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TehAmelie: or brickers, in this case
TheWriterAleph: @RandomTrivia eyyyy
beowuuf: blocks are for mathers
CyberCypher: I keep getting 12.75 stacks with 17 rows
Rhonlore: jlrrFacepalm
TheElrad: we should probably yell at Mason what the numbers mean
beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia Those are last words there.
TXC2: TehAmelie they all add up to destruction for James at Sacrifice? Kappa
cryomancer20x6: Now that the floor is where it is going to be, the lamps look even better!
noSmokeFire: "dropped in a hole and my heart sank" is the start of an indie ballad
BrookJustBones: @CyberCypher your math is correct, James first counted 18 rows then later said 17 rows
TXC2: noSmokeFire a song titled Savidan Kappa
RandomTrivia: Today on Mine o' Clock, James removes a nerdpole by nerdpoling up
surfderf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:44.
SerGarretCameron: 4x4 for better flight profile?
malc: 16x16
SFSMaus: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:00:58. lrrSPOT
malc: punch the bedrock chunk
The_Lesser_Gatsby: That ceiling looks so good
Rhonlore: malc has the right idea
JoeKim: you're very bright right now
JoeKim: boom roasted
o9shark580m1: hi
TXC2: Hello JoeKim welcome
Tandtroll_OG: James shines like the star he is
SkipMcne: do you want it spawanble to capture some piglins?
JoeKim: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
beckett_brass: @o9shark580m1 Hello
JoeKim: yes . . .
JoeKim: let me go move my car
JoeKim: and i'll be back
malc: coming in Minecraft 1.93: Seabasstion
RandomTrivia: Sounds fishy to me
Tandtroll_OG: And it's cousin, Little Seabastion
JoeKim: i also have spare shells
teammanfred: Is Seabastion from The Little Mermaid?
beowuuf: yay, the second team punch-a-chunk: bastion bashing
FDR101: malc was that pun intentional?
malc: fdr101: yes :P
FDR101: wow
malc: my brain just does these things sometimes :P
DiscordianTokkan: Incoming James gets attacked by Piglins
CrazymattCaptain: looks like you need to clean your inventory
mercano82: Why are you carrying around iron ingots, just for crafting?
BrookJustBones: For lanterns to make this roof is my guess
InfinityCapsule_: The new faithful pick kinda bothers me lol
Quillpaw: the missed layer nooooo
ollie08: hello
pointless_man: sergeSqueak
ExachixKitsune: sergeSqueak
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just realized James 15 minutes ago "Ya, but slabbing up the nether on stream is boring". ;)
ContingentCat: sergeSueak
MAPBoardgames: Perfectly. Normal. Human. Noised
ContingentCat: * sergeSqueak
TwitchTVsFrank: when serge isn't on screen everyone should be asking where is serge
malc: Perfectly normal human noses.
creasehearst: you missed some from a row when you got the shulkers
Mistborn83: Is there a better Minecraft trio I submit not!
shiftless: Need a kelp farm for fuels.
noSmokeFire: bamboo farm might be better, since it's fully automatic
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
BasilBrushOff: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
TwitchTVsFrank: joe does
malc: sergeThankJo sergeIrene
ashtanam: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
teammanfred: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
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tidehollowcat: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
RandomTrivia: It's a TQ!
TheElrad: it's like she can hear you :P
Snowcookies: Hi TQ!
TXC2: we have summoned the TQ
TheAinMAP: slytqHeart
DiscordianTokkan: Hi TQ!
DiscordianTokkan: I think she said she has a Treehouse?
noSmokeFire: the lilypads were a trap
SkipMcne: I thought their base was in the swamp not in the woods
MTGColorPie: The lilipads were a trap!
TheElrad: you fell for the lilipad trap
Genie_M: all hand crafted trees
RandomTrivia: Like a cat on a trail of food
malc: sergeIntoTheSea
ContingentCat: so minimalist
beowuuf: this base is perfect
cassaclyzm: I used to just do nothing but live in a hole and mine
teammanfred: Wow, that’s rude.
ContingentCat: Cat!
DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
TXC2: the gangs all here
Wolfstrike_NL: God is missing?
noSmokeFire: it's a cage for jameses
beowuuf: and serge!
RandomTrivia: Another trap
MTGColorPie: It's a James Trap!
SkipMcne: you live here now
ContingentCat: congrats you're now a fish
DiscordianTokkan: It's a James trap
CrazymattCaptain: it's an over water patio
FDR101: I count 200
Gadora: I really dig that cage grid thing.
malc: !addcount splats
pointless_man: jlrrFall
LurkerSpine: jlrrFall
DiscordianTokkan: *thunk*
Dedwrekka: Best fish farm I made accidentally by trying to make a Drowned farm that pushed them up to me via soul sand.
Dedwrekka: Just dozens of fish flopping up to me
DiscordianTokkan: sergeThankJo
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
RandomTrivia: *Slabs roof of farm* This baby can fit so many... I've made this joke before
SeiichiSin: What is the current project? I've been sadly missing most MoC streams sadly.
draftjackal: pick a number from 1-10 if u get it right I follow
Coolhand2: you should ask TQ to join you all on this quest
pointless_man: Can always get some gunpwoder from Serge's Lighthouse
TXC2: SeiichiSin the team is about to knock over a bastion, whatever that is
PixelArtDragon: !plam
Milambus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
Milambus: Thats almost 4 years?
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SeiichiSin: Interesting.
noSmokeFire: bastions are where pigs live
PixelArtDragon: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
Milambus: Hey chat
beowuuf: a bastion is a convoluted area in blackstone where piglins gather. Lots of cool stuff
TXC2: Hello Milambus welcome
PsychoI3oy: jo or joe?
Dedwrekka: I think bastions are way cooler than Nether Fortresses
SeiichiSin: @TXC2 More curious as to what this room is.
noSmokeFire: Joe is joining, Jo isn't around but her account is parked loading the wart farm
TXC2: SeiichiSin this is going to be the trading hall
Genie_M: and JOE!
RandomTrivia: Stop being sensible
TXC2: Chat makes all the baSALT we'll ever need Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Don't forget to use silk-touch on the gilded blackstone!
TXC2: lrrWOW
quietcat: *sad omnic noises*
TXC2: Bastion is a gamer, can't look up Kappa
ExachixKitsune: I just made that joke in Uno's chat TXC2
noSmokeFire: bee-whooop...
Milambus: Bastion is a good game... but no I dont recall being able to aim up in it.
TXC2: ExachixKitsune nice
malc: LOL
malc: instant hubris
pointless_man: jlrrFall
TXC2: !clips
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SeiichiSin: Oh cool, thank you TXC2 for telling me! I can't wait to see this done.
RandomTrivia: The James Turner Memorial Hole omg
Genie_M: I want bastions narrator in every game
NimrodXIV: LOL
Orgmastron: !holea
Orgmastron: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
TXC2: when will James learn he can't push Serge into a hole?
baskwalla: Bastion gang, Bastion gang!
DiscordianTokkan: Incoming!
Branston567: How are they changing the chests?
SeiichiSin: This looks like the one that someone found on stream a while ago.
Genie_M: punch a bastion
Kikazi: James, you already opened your Ender chest, so wouldn't the hopper be a moot point?
Dedwrekka: Go down and you can see the lavaroom
SeiichiSin: Was either Serge or James like a month ago.
malc: jlrrFall
Snowcookies: Punch a bastion chunk, when?
Milambus: Gotta go up to Bedrock
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
BillTheCat: 75 months! two years to 100 months!
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CrazyZonie: I'm back. Did they decide to slab the Neather?
TXC2: CrazyZonie they did
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 Thanks.
noSmokeFire: would this be easier with a beacon?
pointless_man: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
ExachixKitsune: I think the only thing they decided to do was slab their nether hall - not the surrounding nether
malc: what's it for? just decorative?
Dedwrekka: It's just cool
CrazyZonie: @malc So far, I think
malc: thanks
Quillpaw: going one layer at a time is something james is very experienced at!
noSmokeFire: yup! it's technically a way to get gold, but functionally it's decorative
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Press ctrl to instamine
RandomTrivia: The set up time for a beacon here isn't really worth it
Milambus: would need to clear up to Bedrock
CrazyZonie: @Quillpaw Punch-a-chunk friends edition.
Tekcor17: let see how many of the hidden gold blocks they get when taking this thing apart
pointless_man: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
JaysonMaxwell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
Dedwrekka: Found a cool golden piglin statue made out of quartz and gold blocks in one of these.
CrazyZonie: Do we need to remind James to check his Pick's durability?
RandomTrivia: It doesn't get less scary, even with Fire Resist potions
Dedwrekka: Or to eat?
TXC2: I just assumed Joe was responding to James there Kappa
TheElrad: JoeKim, why don't you tell everyone about you and a certain chest yesterday :P
Dedwrekka: There's giant pillars of blackstone under the crafted bastion
Kikazi: I'd just like to throw the idea out there: I'd love to see JoeKim as a regular part of Mine O' Clock too, if the timing works
RandomTrivia: The revenge of variance for James' Ancient Debris luck
PsychoI3oy: except you didn't get the stairs because you don't have a spot for them
evdaman66: #are you going Tom
dimirwhispers: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
evdaman66: I’m mean are you going to stream mtg
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
RandomTrivia: The schedule knows all, and is quickly updated any time there is a short notice change
CrazyZonie: James! Check your Pick's Durability!
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TXC2: uh oh
CrazyZonie: BUcket of lava?
SkipMcne: hi boys
Snowcookies: yikes
ContingentCat: sergeFriend
CrazyZonie: Drop a TNT?
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
RandomTrivia: CrazyZonie That doesn't work, nether mobs don't burn
nanostul: drop some lava on them?
pointless_man: Yes.
tidehollowcat: They do.
nanostul: yes
TheWormbo: yes, piglins and hoglins are not fire-proof
CyberCypher: yes, Zobie ones don't
RandomTrivia: New ones might, I'm a little behind
7gorobei: for science
CrazyZonie: I know striders don't, but I thought Hoglins might.
noSmokeFire: hoglins defintiely take lava damage, I assume piglins are the same
TXC2: We haven't gone hollow yet
TXC2: it's like Dark souls Kappa
noSmokeFire: you ever just think about Souls?
DevInsanity: Maybe you just don't see it yourself. Maybe the piglins in the overworld don't know either
BrookJustBones: are creepers just overworld ghasts?
7gorobei: are minecraft players just revenants?
dimirwhispers: the real zombification is the friends we made along the way
PsychoI3oy: james would, but only in a 16x16 area
Snowcookies: oh no
TXC2: why? we all know James is dying first Kappa
ContingentCat: Narrator: James was in fact concerned
Fugi: I'd bet on James killing another player so that he avoids being first death
TXC2: Fugi :D
Snowcookies: Either James or Uno will die to hubros
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breadisbest1: hi
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ContingentCat: that's James
beowuuf: james dies trying to push serge in
TXC2: "I broke the rules we didn't even have!"
olwenaufies: I vote Serge, cause he's always first in my heart
SeiichiSin: See, your mistake was assuming that there were rules or that James had a moral code of honor.
SkipMcne: it's a big chunk
Snowcookies: James is a kind person and would never
TehAmelie: but breaking rules that don't exist is Beej's thing
pointless_man: Bless you Serge!
Quillpaw: we're sure breaking a lot of punch a chunk rules
TXC2: !clips
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pointless_man: Biggest of cheats.
beowuuf: !mcrules
LRRbot: 1. Dig up the entire chunk down to bedrock. 2. Dig one layer at a time. 3. Only build tools using resources from within the chunk. 4. No placing blocks besides ladders (with a few exceptions). 5. Keep digging. 6. If you can make a tool that would make mining faster, you have to use it. 7. You only get one bucket. For comprehensive rules go to:
BrookJustBones: Can James remain silent for the rest of the stream without the others noticing?
Fugi: Why do you need all this blackstone?
TXC2: Because
CrazymattCaptain: so this stream is the Punch A Chunk Bastion Edition right?
TXC2: it's the hot new content
AlchemicalPanda: *diorite has entered the room*
pointless_man: jlrrFall
noSmokeFire: checkmark, atheists
olwenaufies: oh hi mark
malc: F
RandomTrivia: How did that happen?
pointless_man: F
DiscordianTokkan: F
ContingentCat: F
TheWriterAleph: F
manfred909: elfunkSad
BasilBrushOff: F
RandomTrivia: Oh
Snowcookies: F
Cepsys: F
NimrodXIV: F
IsaTheEngie: F
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall joekimRIP
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! The Netherwart farm!
RandomTrivia: F
CrazymattCaptain: slytqIrene
Orgmastron: Jo :(
SeiichiSin: This is the Memeist time line.
ExachixKitsune: A ladder out back, with a sign on it saying 'For Jo Only'
Snowcookies: Blame James
BasilBrushOff: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
MTGColorPie: #BlameSerge
SquirrelEarl: Or a 1 x 1 pond to fall into
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Dedwrekka: Or just like a honey block or water
ContingentCat: Farm confirmed, not Osha compliant
toxicninja09: What resource pack
TXC2: toxicninja09 fathful
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
BasilBrushOff: F
olwenaufies: F
ContingentCat: if it were me I'd simply not be attacked by Piglin Kappa
RandomTrivia: It's going great
DiscordianTokkan: Just dodge, :)
Milambus: "They cant hit you, if they cant reach you" The motto of my D&D char
beowuuf: nooo, uno!
RandomTrivia: TQ with the druid sass
ContingentCat: lrrHEART TQ
manfred909: slytqDone slytqDone slytqDone
DiscordianTokkan: Does Minecraft Hell count as Nature?
BrookJustBones: this is nurture?
ContingentCat: you're messing with the piglins
ContingentCat: they're nature
TXC2: I mean Beavers make dams, is hat not natural? Kappa
pointless_man: Isn't that on brand for you, James?
Milambus: But.. what would happen to your brand?
RandomTrivia: Why change the habit of a lifetime
AlliterativeAlternative: is beaver's damn not nature
Orgmastron: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
malc: says the man who's fallen 819 times on his home streams
beowuuf: hell has biomes, nture has biomes, therefore biomes = biomes
IsaTheEngie: you ever just think about holes?
RandomTrivia: Wow LRRbot, my brain, why
SohNata: Did someone say young adult movie, Holes?
ContingentCat: what? pig face blocks?
TXC2: RandomTrivia right? it's mind boggling
TehAmelie: the pigmen are partially made up of gold?
00gogo00: that's a lotta blackstone
ContingentCat: oh good not blocks with pig faces on them
Dedwrekka: Carved blackstone has pig faces
RandomTrivia: My entire universe has collapsed
ContingentCat: ok that's cool/weird
TXC2: Pants, hat, eleytra, feet, good cognitive test there Kappa
Dedwrekka: It's like how carved stone bricks have creeper faces
beowuuf: Pants, hat, eleytra, feet, stream
RandomTrivia: Hat, Eleytra, Leggings, Boots but to the tune of Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes
tidehollowcat: I stepped away for 1 minute. Who died?
TXC2: tidehollowcat Jo, then Uno
IsaTheEngie: Uno
Dedwrekka: Everyone but James and Serge
pointless_man: !uno
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malc: TEETH
pointless_man: TEETH
ipoddodd: TEETH
chesul: TEETH
TehAmelie: teeth? again?
tidehollowcat: TEETH
DevInsanity: Did someone say TEETH?
DiscordianTokkan: TUSKS
TehAmelie: more like still
Quillpaw: TEETH
ContingentCat: @Dedwrekka nope Jo died not JoeKim
AlliterativeAlternative: TEETH
TXC2 sighs deeply
IsaTheEngie: TEETH
Dedwrekka: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ExachixKitsune: don't you love when people mention the t-word
IsaTheEngie: (teeth gang)
pointless_man: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TXC2: ExachixKitsune yes I love it it's the best! lrrEFF
Dedwrekka: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
TXC2: Kappa
malc: Do you ever just think about teeth?
TehAmelie: we should replace the word teeth with bread cutters
TXC2: !break
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DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBreak joekimBeer
malc: hmm talking of teeth, I should make dinner
AmberLampLight: So I was thinking about LRRbot’s observation and now I’m wondering if canals are also ontological parasites
TehAmelie: well they are basically holes of a particular shape
ContingentCat: @AmberLampLight what's an ontological parasite?
RandomTrivia: Canals are artificial constructs, by the very act of their creation they are deliberately present, rather than a random absence of matter
Quillpaw: what is a river if not a very long wet hole
TehAmelie: phrasing?
Quillpaw: i know what i said
TXC2: is it a hole if it's full?
beowuuf: oh, if anyone wondered if yesterday mod-album james stream was muted to heck... yes. Yes it was. Massively. The bigger surprise is the few songs that were allowed to be heard! Taxman, elanour rigby, common people...
RandomTrivia: ContingentCat Ontology is the subject of existence or being. An ontological parasite is, therefore, something which can only exist by virtue of something else as a host.
beowuuf: everywhere is a potential hole
Quillpaw: holes only exist as a state of not existing
AmberLampLight: I look at this landscape and all I see is the possibility of holes not existing?
beowuuf: now you soun like james smust think
ContingentCat: @RandomTrivia cool, I know about ontology, I've always heard of those things as ontologically dependant things
TXC2: and we're back
pointless_man: jlrrFall
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: polished bath salt
BrookJustBones: 24 hour stream
Milambus: 1 layer at a time
TXC2: Scope creep
ExachixKitsune: James mines the hole thing
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe there's a cheevo?
AlchemicalPanda: Just fly away forehead
baskwalla: #gotem
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Camail: uno gets a point for that
Silver_Kn1ght: these death messages are getting very specific
King_of_Carrotflowers: Eat James!
ContingentCat: I think we need to hear these opinions
Milambus: thats its delicious?
ExachixKitsune: Welcome to bread discourse. Today: Naan
Quillpaw: mmm, naan
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Druj_Nasu: What we need hear is a naan-compete clause.
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BrookJustBones: soft and fluffy
ContingentCat: yeah, soft and fluffy
Wilcroft: Chewy. Chewy 100%
SkipMcne: how much tooth
TXC2: Careful Uno, don't go that British Kappa
ContingentCat: yeah Paratha are good
DentedPockets: Why would you create a naan that's like a chiabatta ?
Milambus: more like Gordita than soft tortilla
MTGColorPie: WHAT?
rasterscan: Soggy bacon?
DiscordianTokkan: Does that mean Uno finds that kind of bread... a Naan-starter?
kerbalized_: chewy>>crispy
RandomTrivia: Moist bacon?
stevestein: Juicy
ContingentCat: what "soggy bacon" sounds so gross
MTGColorPie: I've been Barebequing Bacon and it's been fantastic
DiscordianTokkan: LIMP Bacon. Gross
AmberLampLight: SOGGY?
Orgmastron: Soggy bacon WutFace
Tandtroll_OG: A bit chewy and fluffy
ashtanam: soft bacon?
SkipMcne: fatback?
jarjarminks: That’s crazy
SkipMcne: hogbelly?
Vyous: Non-crisp bacon
beowuuf: boooo-oh ok that was funny doscodiantokkan
stevestein: @DiscordianTokkan I'd say he's somewhat naanplussed
LurkerSpine: bacon is not fatback
keroan0: What? American Bacon is crispy, smokey, and thicc!
ExachixKitsune: Oh yes American vs EU bacon
Milambus: chewy bacon still has fat in it, therefor more tasty
TheWriterAleph: hey chat: is bacon a condiment?
ContingentCat: My dad always made bacon so crispy it shatters
TXC2: TheWriterAleph hell no
ExachixKitsune: I recently started grilling bacon and it's much better than frying it
DentedPockets: I give this conversation a naan out of ten.
stevestein: @TheWriterAleph Does it go in your fridge door? Then it's a condiment
AmberLampLight: You -can- use it as a condiment I suppose
SeiichiSin: I don't even know what bread they are talking about.
Tripleyew: Paratha and kulcha are strong options, but good naan is imperative
MTGColorPie: Yes @ExachixKitsune. It's sooo good.
beowuuf: do you place the bacon first or the cereal first?
TXC2: SeiichiSin Naan Bread
Vyous: If partially folded, it should be usable as a spoon
LurkerSpine: woah british bacon is pork loin?
avi_miller: Soft and fluffy but with a bit of a chew to it, is how I want my naan
DentedPockets: BYON :p
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Thick enough to have structural integrity, soft enough to not be at all chewy.
Tripleyew: Also: ‘afternoon James, and howdy all
TXC2: Hello Tripleyew welcome
SeiichiSin: Yeah, I dunno what Naan Bread is.
TXC2: SeiichiSin Flat bread
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avi_miller: Indian flat bread
AlchemicalPanda: tikka masala is so good the next day
ContingentCat: indian is so good as leftovers, I always get extra
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Can that be quoted?
JaysonMaxwell: Reverse Impact-Printer
ipoddodd: Uno is a 3d destroyer
PsychoI3oy: isn't a reverse 3d printer just a milling machine?
avi_miller: Yeees TQ Yeeess
stevestein: Does naan go bad? Or is it ... wait for it ... wait ... it's coming ... prepare yourself ... here it is ... naanperishable?
BasilBrushOff: Oooof TQ that looks perfect
TXC2: that looks like a pancake to me :p
TehAmelie: yummers
Milambus: That Naan looks good
MTGColorPie: TQ that looks amazing.
DiscordianTokkan: Naan nom
Cepsys: sergeJustRight naan
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MaelstronSolenor: Naaaaannnnn
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SkipMcne: but don't you need a special oven to cook Naan?
Milambus: little under cooked to me
Vyous: That's good looking naan
CrazymattCaptain: !clip
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ipoddodd: naan stream
MaelstronSolenor: uhhhh nice naan, need that recipe =P
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: naaancraft
malc: the pig is after your naan
avi_miller: Come for the minecraft, stay for the Naan talk
ashtanam: yesss
TXC2: Pumba no!
Wilcroft: agree with Joe and Uno
SeiichiSin: Don't think I've had Naan Bread before.
RandomTrivia: That's naan too appealing
Camail: it just makes me hungry
Eklinaar: I agree, this is an improvement over James.
SerGarretCameron: Look down, look back up. Your Streamer is now Naan
BasilBrushOff: sergeFall
Master_Gunner: where once there was James, now there is Naan
pointless_man: James, you look delicious today...
nanostul: It's just making me hungary
malc: so the other question is: plain, garlic or peshwari?
Quillpaw: now i'm gonna have to buy naan when i go out to the store later. like, i was gonna buy naan anyway but now i GOTTA
momma_tatts: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
Raiger: I enjoy myself some garlic naan
Dedwrekka: If you've had pan fried bread you've had naan
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep openseBeep openseRious_TK openseQuel_TK
AmberLampLight: Plain
avi_miller: Garlic Malc
ContingentCat: @malc windmill slam garlic
stevestein: @SkipMcne You don't need a special oven, but if you're frying it, make sure it's a naanstick pan
Wilcroft: garlic, Malc
Xed_Regulus: And now I'm getting hungry
TwitchTVsFrank: garlic
DigitalSeahorse: :O
teammanfred: Garlic, as much garlic as possible.
DigitalSeahorse: I know what it is!
malc: huh, fascinating. you're all wrong
DigitalSeahorse: I'm old :P
SkipMcne: @stevestein Fried Naan?!
StarWarsTHX1138: ouch feel old now
Quillpaw: i only know what a dot matrix printer is b/c as a kid i would play with the paper strips off the paper
TheWriterAleph: dot matrix is the droid with the virgin alarm, right?
BasilBrushOff: malc: peshwari with a "sharp" curry like a dopiaza or something, otherwise garlic
TXC2: WHAT?! who are these babies who don't know what a dot matrix is?
DiscordianTokkan: Damn. I want Garlic naan now
Milambus: Naan is good, but I prefer Roti honestly
nanostul: What is an "Uno" anyway?
SkipMcne: @Milambus MMM Roti
Fugi: i'd love a pulled pork poutine
beowuuf: does no one watch reboot :p
Dedwrekka: Naan is one of the most simple breads to cook and every culture has some version of it under different names.
SkipMcne: !falls
BasilBrushOff: jlrrFall
ContingentCat: great now I'm craving butter chicken poutine
avi_miller: GDI, I am hungry now
TXC2: beowuuf clearly not
beowuuf: :p
baskwalla: This naan stream is amazing
Didero: Wait, so did James just make everybody Punch A Chunk on Mine O'Clock now?
Raiger: Hey, poutine IS essential...right?
baskwalla: Best member of LRR?
TehAmelie: James has become bread?
AmberLampLight: Feel like James and Serge are always planning pulled pork poutine
Milambus: @Didero Not the first time
TXC2: Didero Ironicaly this was Serge's idea
Wilcroft: you can't just say we're wrong without saying what "right" is, malc :P
JaysonMaxwell: "Time Critical Business Meeting that requires in person exchange" - that might get you through on a good day?
nanostul: The element of suprise has the atomic number of 299 and the symbol OMG
BrookJustBones: james, I think your mobsounds are also off
Didero: @Milambus @TXC2 Oh no, that means it's worse than I thought :
beowuuf: didero: there is a real moc co-op pac :)
TXC2: Pulled Pork Potuine sounds like it's 2000 calories minimum :P
Didero: :P
therealkenm135: hey I just arrived why is James naan?
malc: wilcroft: I'd usually go for peshwari, maybe plain
Didero: @beowuuf mocoopac is a Pokemon, right? :P
ContingentCat: @TXC2 hence the need to split it with someone
beowuuf: it should be!
thopter_spy: why is there pita bread on screen?
TXC2: ContingentCat indeed
Eklinaar: It's naan, not pita, and why not?
TXC2: thopter_spy we had a talk about naan bread
Eklinaar: It's an improvement over James.
TehAmelie: TQ made such great naan it apparently transmuted James
BrookJustBones: I want my naan like I want my pita, yes
nanostul: James, flames on your sword would help - and bonus, it cooks the pork-chops too :)
King_of_Carrotflowers: that's not a pita
RandomTrivia: Just swap it out and they'll be naan the wiser
Wolfstrike_NL: smaller round pita +
TheAwkes: Greek pita, or Lebanese pita?
ipoddodd: pit-A
cassaclyzm: James is looking very... naan-descript todya
beowuuf: someone's made the naan-o-clock joke right?
DiscordianTokkan: Pita vs Tortilla
AlchemicalPanda: Honestly, I use a quad folded tortilla to sub for naan, when I can't get it.
DentedPockets: Pita is not soft, as far as I'm concerned.
ExachixKitsune: Time to do a naan tour of victoria then
DigitalSeahorse: pita is very similar to the flatbread of India
Didero: What's a pitapit?
ashtanam: pita is tougher than naan in my experience
quasi79fu: !next
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Xed_Regulus: I had Pita Pit last July at ConBravo
Quillpaw: i wish i had half the restaurants here that y'all talk about
DigitalSeahorse: I miss getting a chicken melt pita
MTGColorPie: All this talk during lunch. Do I want a Gyro for lunch today?
Dedwrekka: It's the same thing! The only difference is whether you flaten it when cooking or not
keroan0: The Pita Pit in Regina was pretty good. Man that brings back memories
TXC2: that sawft sawft sawft bread
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe Serge, stop telling someone else what they like and want? :)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: kidding, mess with James all you want
TehAmelie: now i want to start a bread palace and call it the Pita Pocket
Milambus: On a scale of tortilla (1) to Pita (10)... a good Naan is 7
DentedPockets: A good Naan is 9/10 :p
DigitalSeahorse: by went we mean takeout right?
Quillpaw: naan/10
nanostul: I didn't know that LRR was the best place to get "Hot takes" on ethnic breads
Eklinaar: I'm with you there JoeKim
Raiger: As an american: what is this not having too much food?
ContingentCat: I don't see why they'd have a problem splitting it.
ALEISmALPTO: @LoadingReadyRun greek pita in the south is made with a filling of feta (white cheese). THAT is awesome
klick37: James having brinner
TXC2: are you even eating Indian food if you don't have too much of it?
Zaghrog: I had to check Naan, and my brief search revealed it's not for me. It has wheat
Eklinaar: Yeah it's no coincidence that it's the American on stream who disagrees with there being too much food
ALEISmALPTO: guys. c'mon i jsut ate
TwitchTVsFrank: breakfast for dinner is is best breakfast
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StarWarsTHX1138: Breakfast for dinner = best dinner
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beowuuf: nanostul: the internet never lets a hot take pass, even somewhere as chill as lrr :p
Dedwrekka: I made some cricket flour Naan about a month ago. Pretty good
baskwalla: I miss James
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TehAmelie: who has the energy to "cook" breakfast? i usually want a sandwich with as little effort as possible
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Has James forgotten he IS naan? Or just running with it at this point? :)
TXC2: Breakfast is always cereal for me :p
TehAmelie: Naan Turner, famous youtuber
beowuuf: we have 70 reasons to believe jams will run with a joke
theleerm: what happened to james?
malc: "no, that's not why"
Earthenone: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #6724: "And now I have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up-beej." —Beej [2020-01-23]
ContingentCat: @theleerm he is Naan now
TXC2: Malc :D
Tandtroll_OG: That naan is a beautiful thing
Tandtroll_OG: I miss indian food
DigitalSeahorse: I miss everything and everyone, aside from what causes pain
TXC2: James Became one with the Naan
Didero: This is the James in his natural habitat, of course he won't die
Quillpaw: james your facecam is making me very hungry and that's rude
BrookJustBones: TQ also has not died right?
genosolo: is naan hard to make at home?
LurkerSpine: American bacon
IsaTheEngie: I walked away for a. minute. why is James naan?
TXC2: Please, Pancake is a once a year thing here in the UK
Didero: moist bacon
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I knew it!
Eklinaar: I disagree, naan > bacon
malc: hahahahaha
cryomancer20x6: Soggy bacon? You're a MONSTER, JoeKim :(
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LurkerSpine: floppy bacon?
baskwalla: If you're going to keep talking about food you have to send us all food.
Raiger: Would Moist Baccon be better?
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, James is here. Hi james
ContingentCat: time specific food is a scam, eat what you want whenever
Eklinaar: Wait why is James here? Bring back the naan!
MTGColorPie: James! you came back!
TehAmelie: that's what you get for not reading chat
SkipMcne: this is why Chat is all about Naan
ALEISmALPTO: oh hi james
Quillpaw: soft, chewy bacon is best bacon
baskwalla: Moist bacon
Nigouki: Down with Booth Cam! Naan Cam only!
CrazymattCaptain: I miss naan stream. naan was better.
SquirrelEarl: Cooked but floppy
TehAmelie: greasy bacon
Marcanius: Flaccid bacon?
ContingentCat: "chewy bacon" is how I tend to hear it
teammanfred: Sloshy bacon
MTGColorPie: What is wrong with you people?
TXC2: "do you want your beacon, crisp, black or whsipering all sexy like?"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Soggy. I mean cook it, then submerge it in water for a few minutes, then thrown on a plate.
TheWriterAleph: that's worse
ExachixKitsune: I *need* to go get bacon now, thanks "friends"
Fugi: OHHHH yeah, floppy bacon is better
malc: limp bacon
Quillpaw: my mom only ever cooks crispy bacon and it hurts me
PsychoI3oy: i end up making it crispy on the ends and less so in the middle
TheWriterAleph: f l a c c i d b a c o n
DigitalSeahorse: I like crisp but not burnt, some crunch some chew
iris_of_ether: Crispy bacon melts in your mouth though...
Milambus: If so, my step father is a war criminal
Raiger: I kinda like crispy bacon with the ends that are extra soaked in bacon grease goodness
Mistborn83: flaccid bacon?
beowuuf: floppy to cram into a sandwich
DigitalSeahorse: that's not soggy that's cooked proper
AmberLampLight: Right on the edge between chewy and crispy
rogerivany: Mmmm Bacon
Zoso_Wolf: Call it chewy bacon
TehAmelie: no to turgid bacon
quietcat: I like my bacon on the floppy side but am very bad at cooking it so it's always real crispy lol
Eklinaar: damp bacon
ninja_theory_ashrams: overcooked bacon has more carcinogens
DigitalSeahorse: soggy says to me it wasn't cooked through
JaysonMaxwell: lrrHAM - bacon is overdone.
TXC2: humid beacon
Quillpaw: wobbly bacon
rogerivany: All Bacon is good bacon
MTGColorPie: Unsubbed.
SkipMcne: Food Punch-a Chunk is best content
SachielOne: Thread the needle: Chewy bacon.
Wilcroft: unsubscribe baconnames
malc: flappy bacon
Nigouki: make crispy bacon, then let it cool, then microwave it and you get the soft bacon
Milambus: just bake
creasehearst: you probably still have mob sounds turned off james
Quillpaw: does james know his mob sounds are turend off?
BrookJustBones: james, your mob sounds are still off from the gold farm
Psycho_Sarah_: I don't like bacon...
SkipMcne: Congrats to James for talking the ENTIRE server into a competitve punch-a chunk
DigitalSeahorse: soggy makes me think uncooked bacon juice which causes brainworm ssandMOD
ContingentCat: yeah I love making a little bacon then using the fat for veggies or something
rogerivany: Are we puncing a Bastion?
TXC2: I kinda need all these people to make Beacon on TTSF now :p
TXC2: rogerivany sure are
cryomancer20x6: Bacon ends are the best
Mistborn83: welcome to food talk on MoC
DiscordianTokkan: Ender Bacon
DigitalSeahorse: bacon is one of those things where overdone is better and safer than underdone
Mistborn83: Um excuse me Joe St Louis is famous for it s Burnt Ends!
Wilcroft: got'em
cassaclyzm: This whole conversation is a naansequitor
Quillpaw: i have to go to the grocery store today and you guys are making it very hard for me to not buy bacon and naan
rogerivany: I have cooked bacon on the barbeque many times.
TheWriterAleph: grooaaaan
abracadaver23: I miss eating the unused breadsticks when I worked in the kitchen at a pizzeria
TXC2: please I had Chips for dinner Kappa
ContingentCat: I just had lunch and you guys are making me so hungry
King_of_Carrotflowers: @TXC2 Yeah chips for dinner!
keroan0: Just had me some bao
Juliamon: Now I just want some burnt ends, man
DigitalSeahorse: I wish I had rice pudding now
Zaghrog: I was already hungry when I came in to this, not bothered because already preparing something to eat
ipoddodd: My British Grandma makes Yorkshire puddings, and tbh it's the only saving grace of British cooking
beowuuf: i would gone chips but still had mash made from before :p
rogerivany: I also just ate supper. Coincidentally there was bacon.
ContingentCat: Wow so bad you can't support their business
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE openseRious_TK
SkipMcne: bone
Raiger: I have never had yorkshire pudding I think
swifty5700: what is a good seed for xbox one minecraft v1.14.60
Earthenone: !seed
LRRbot: The seed for the 1.16 vanilla server is: 14916203336864
SkipMcne: Toad-In-The Hole
malc: yorkshire pudding mix with embedded sausages
swifty5700: thank you very much
Quillpaw: toad-in-a-hole is toast with an egg in it?
Snowcookies: I thought Hop Skip and Jump were the Mail Time spiders
Piratical_tendancies: yorkshire pudding with sausages embedded
keroan0: Ahh, Toad in the Hole is toast with a hole cut out and an egg in the middle
noSmokeFire: yorkshire pudding = popover, right?
ExachixKitsune: It is DELICIOUS
TXC2: I was gonna answer, then I relised I was thinking of pigs in blankets :p
malc: I should make toad-in-the-hole
JaysonMaxwell: I feel vaguely annoyed and offended by that naming convention.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Okay, that looks like s soap dish... only delicious.
malc: I even just got sausages
ExachixKitsune: to be fair I would beleive Joe's dish is also awesome
malc: eggy bread is french toast but english
LurkerSpine: Eggy Bread sounds like fried bread and not Fench toast
Dedwrekka: It's kind of like eggs "sunny side up" in the middle of bread
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SeiichiSin: Since Serge is here, I am still blaming Jo for making me hungry.
DiscordianTokkan: Cream cheese on cinnamon rolls? Gross
malc: maybe 6%
LurkerSpine: as someone from the US: French Toast is made with Brioche
TXC2: I love that we're talking about food I've never eaten :P
BasilBrushOff: a place near me used to do thick sourdough french toast with marscapone and maple syrup and it was amazing.
mayday_24: we put cinnamon french toast in the waffle iron
noSmokeFire: @BasilBrushOff I want it :0
Quillpaw: BasilBrushOff that sounds unbelievably delicious
ContingentCat: wow pig betrayl
AmberLampLight: Cheats
TehAmelie: things no one's ever said about Minecraft before: "That's so meta´l"
noSmokeFire: fun fact: baby hoglins and baby piglins are non-hostile to each other, and in fact one will ride the other
ninja_theory_ashrams: Pig-Ladd most underrated member of the Legion of Superheroes
RandomTrivia: The "mob infighting" splash still accurate then
Snowcookies: Poor piglins, having their homes destroyed and raided by humans
TheWormbo: piglins randomly decide to go on a hunt
SkipMcne: they hunt when there are enough piglins
Cepsys: Piglins reap what they sow
Snowcookies: Piglins hunt hoglins for sport
jackouk: Gamers don’t look up 😅
noSmokeFire: chat IS a toad in a hole
ContingentCat: James is too much of a gamer to look up
malc: to be fair that's all we had here too
DigitalSeahorse: french toast for some reason isn't compatible with my stomach, think it's the dairy added to it
TwitchTVsFrank: serge has a strange definition of metal
malc: noooooo
RandomTrivia: Not again!
ContingentCat: F
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
Jeezy56: F
BrookJustBones: I mean, nobody fixed the bug
BasilBrushOff: Nooooo :(
DiscordianTokkan: F
Orgmastron: F
TehAmelie: Jo, too good for this world, etc
ipoddodd: I would rather have unlimited f l a c c i d b a c o n
jackouk: Are serges new sky portals killing jo?
noSmokeFire: you can set up a hoglin farm in, like, ten minutes, versus how much effort a gold farm takes
DigitalSeahorse: if they can grow tooling leather without needing to grow a full cow that would be awesome! hey less blemishes to work around too! :D
malc: sergeCounting
malc: that's not how maths
SkipMcne: James is playing by punch-a-chunk rules
Dedwrekka: James: "I'm glad we can collect leather without killing things now" (Builds a farm to kill piglins to fuel his leather trading)
DigitalSeahorse: grow me some tooling leather in a lab pls
DiscordianTokkan: sergeCounting
BrookJustBones: serge, what was that math in minecraft chat?
BasilBrushOff: Serge that's numberwang
Gadora: That was some math in the chat.
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
rogerivany: Anything good in the Bastion?
BasilBrushOff: sergeCounting
malc: yeah Serge can you recap on your farm maths please? I'd love to see your working
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath lucidMath lucidMath
BasilBrushOff: malc he's clearly looking at toad in the hole again rather than reading us
malc: and he's counting in sausages
RandomTrivia: And there it is
SkipMcne: raid
TXC2: uh um
nanostul: trade them gold so they can give you gold back.... nah - flavor fail.
Angnor33: Mine the gold, James, how bad could it be?
ChrisGMiller: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
TXC2: lets ignore that problem, see if it goes away on it's own
malc: !flan
TXC2: T-posing for dominance?
keroan0: No
Nigouki: they celebrate after hunting
DigitalSeahorse: sure it was T posing and not tea bagging?
LurkerSpine: Tim Tebow is a piece of ****
ipoddodd: SPORTSBALL
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Do you ever just think about Tebow?
MTGColorPie: Baseball player now. in the Mets farm system
malc: jlrrFall
BasilBrushOff: jlrrFall
SkipMcne: ghast
Orgmastron: jlrrFall
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
King_of_Carrotflowers: Yeah, by MJ was good
LurkerSpine: He was a SUPER famous college football player
LurkerSpine: He's also an anti-choice advocate
TXC2: to be fair Micheal Jorden was a good baseball player
JaysonMaxwell: ^^^
MTGColorPie: He wouldn't change position. But he did beat the Steelers in the playoffs so that makes me happy.
DigitalSeahorse: T pose from the 3D program basic pose before the character is rigged, tea bagging is squatting as if your balls were a teabag being dipped and the other person's face were a cup
malc: "bwoing"?
Anubis169: o.O
TXC2: hello Anubis169
DigitalSeahorse: hi Anubis169
ninja_theory_ashrams: he should have always gone to baseball, a tall lefthanded pitcher with a decent change up, Tebow chose poorly going to the nfl
RandomTrivia: Woodland you like to know
00gogo00: does mining nehter gold ore piss off piglins?
RobotHitchhiker: Chat paid you to burn it down
Snowcookies: You burnt it for bits
MTGColorPie: @ninja_theory_ashrams But he's an OFer, not a LHP. It's weird.
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Trahas: Is this a sub-baby?
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JaysonMaxwell: "and I burned it down" does not do that story justice.
Dedwrekka: raids not bugging out would be cool
malc: p i g p i t
TheWriterAleph: nice
SAJewers: if it's any solace, they haven't really annouced any 1.17 stuff except that the mountain biome is getting updated
RandomTrivia: Everything is solved by the number of person-hours poured into it. Exactly like MtG
DigitalSeahorse: *imagines those pigs were fascist cops* camazoF12
baskwalla: James is the Ariana Grande of Magic
cryomancer20x6: I just wish they'd include a minimap in Vanilla Minecraft. That's the #1 reason why I really don't like playing vanilla
Zaghrog: Digital Magic has really turned that to max though
JaysonMaxwell: In fairness it's not >just< the snapshots. The community has gotten very good at tearing apart the updates for all the 'unlisted' updates too.
shadowtalon910: mtgngHi mtgngHi mtgngHi
TXC2: Hello shadowtalon910 welcome
DigitalSeahorse: I like that song too
TXC2: I prefur make your own kind of music
ContingentCat: oh yeah that reminds me I need to check out last week's BNFs playlist, my internet was being a butt at the time
TwitchTVsFrank: are the mommas and the papas considered rock?
nanostul: Was Serge just talking about Buddy Holly and the Crickets?
JaysonMaxwell: Like the last secret update was that only "some" zombies can knockdown doors, it's not universal. And that's sorta a "meh" secret.
TXC2: TwitchTVsFrank they're more folk pop I guess?
TXC2: nanostul no, mommas and popas
TwitchTVsFrank: yeah
RandomTrivia: I'm not a fan of mobs that can pathfind to things they don't have line of sight to
beowuuf: BNF was shortened so chat got to go wild with suggestions
malc: jlrrFall
SAJewers: inb4 serge finds a mineshaft sergeSnerge lrrBEEJ
TXC2: hoonters gonna hont?
ChrisGMiller: so... eh chat. what.. are... we doing here?
TXC2: ChrisGMiller tearing down a bastion
beowuuf: taking down a bastion
malc: chrisgmiller: destroying a bastion to get blackstone, entirely for cosmetic purposes
Zaghrog: ChrisGMiller digging out a bastion
ChrisGMiller: @malc ah good ty.
malc: not to be confused with cosmetic porpoises
beowuuf: those skleek looking mammals
TXC2: like an 80's Ray Gun? so it's tearing down walls? Kappa
00gogo00: ayy I found the blue nether biome
fxlite: <message deleted>PLEASE GO TO TWITCH FXLITE
TheWriterAleph: lrrHEART mods
BasilBrushOff: sergeModLove
malc: man, spammers got really lazy recently
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
malc: yikes
NimrodXIV: heck
TXC2: YOU FOOL you never look!
Orgmastron: IT'S SO BIG
TheAinMAP: katesWa katesOw
Caldurin: Tune in next week to punch-a-bastion
JaysonMaxwell: Well hey, at least Serge was right about lava level :D
malc: e zed pee zed
Angreed66: easy ... takes 20 min
Wolfstrike_NL: Only 30 more levels to go :)
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun clearly, if you don't finish this chat wins by default :P
rogerivany: What are you going to use this for?
apacheekid: blast bore it all out
RandomTrivia: Style points mostly rogerivany
Wolfstrike_NL: Proper punch a chunck today :)
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun you missed a gilded one
TXC2: !addquote (Serge) [now] You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.
LRRbot: New quote #7100: "You found the gold stash behind the pig faces." —Serge [2020-08-04]
DiscordianTokkan: James! There was gilded at the 2x2 you cleared!
RandomTrivia: *batman scene transition*
TXC2: Gods I love some of the nonsense Serge says on this stream :p
rogerivany: Steal the lanterns too
RandomTrivia: Serge is a goldmine of quotes
TheElrad: make sure you all leave James behind to face the wrath of the pigmens
JaysonMaxwell: !findquote nope
LRRbot: Quote #403: "Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon." —Julie [2015-07-01]
TXC2: I mean Julie is the real Queen of darkness, makes sense
00gogo00: oh I just realized omething
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
00gogo00: if you get killed by a piglin
00gogo00: they take your gold armor
SerGarretCameron: sergeThankJo
TheElrad: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
beowuuf: oh no!
Simonark: Kathleen merely inherited the darkness, Julie was born into?
ashtanam: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
00gogo00: btw, that texture pack is this?
00gogo00: what*
RandomTrivia: Faithful
TXC2: 00gogo00 faithful
00gogo00: ohcool
00gogo00: been forever since I used that
TXC2: Simonark I mean have you ever hear Juile tell a story at Desert bus? scary stuff
SkipMcne: good square number
SeiichiSin: I love how that ceiling looks.
Nigouki: Cool Group jlrrPunch
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, and Uno and Serge And Joe
Mcgwee: good job
TheWriterAleph: thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: thanks all!
RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone
rogerivany: Later everyone
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee! Thanks for the stream, all!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Endless Fables 4: Shadow Within) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (27m from now).
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming James, Serge, Uno, and JoeKim lrrHEART
TXC2: !events
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RandomTrivia: 8 player Pummel Party HYPE!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
FelidarSov: Yay One More!
TXC2: !patreon
SkipMcne: Pre-Pre Release on Youtube when?
LRRbot: 2459 patrons for a total of $14,785.50 per month.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: SkipMcne already there
SkipMcne: l8r gonna go watch
TXC2: !discord
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ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
TwitchTVsFrank: it is there
DigitalSeahorse: thank for strim
00gogo00: is is
JaysonMaxwell: Good luck with Valorant Tonight lrrJAMES !
r_craddz: pummel party?
00gogo00: been there for a while
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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Earthenone: !venga
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (100d, 21:55 from now)
Snowcookies: !march
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, almost 100 days away
AmberLampLight: 100 days!
TXC2 's eye begins twitching
Earthenone: i wonder what cursed memes will spawn when desertbus is on friday the 13th in 2020
beowuuf: friday the lrrmemeth?
TehAmelie: that's my 40th birthday so i hope they are dank AF
TXC2: Friday the 13th? you mean march the 270th? Kappa
beowuuf: i may have pulled a muscle with that stretch
beowuuf: 40 dank meme salute, it must happen
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
beowuuf: night!
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Endless Fables 4: Shadow Within) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (18m from now).