quasi79fu: hello chat
quasi79fu: I have a question..Has either cam or Cori ever played the Dark Parables series of hidden object games?
TehAmelie: Stanley Parable is all that springs to mind, and i don't think they were on that stream anyway
quasi79fu: oh ok how do we suggest a series of games for them to check out if they like hidden object games?
quasi79fu: Because Dark Parables is great
TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure Cam actively dislikes them at least
quasi79fu: Oh but isnt Endless Fables a hidden object game?
TehAmelie: but it should be possible to ask them briefly at some point during stream
Juliamon: TS isn't always about playing things they like, but also examining why they don't like some things.
TehAmelie: or on twitter i guess
quasi79fu: hi Juliamon
Juliamon: benginHi
quasi79fu: i like hidden object games a lot, i have the dark dimensions series, nightmares of the deep series as well as the Nevertales ones and Dark Parables
quasi79fu: among others
quasi79fu: im excited to see what this series is.. imight buy it myself
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quasi79fu: Who is Hans?
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theawesomeonev2: so what's today's game?
quasi79fu: Endlesss Fables
TehAmelie: (like not being able to afford subs and just getting gifts)
quasi79fu: its acccording to Google a hidden object game
delta__vee: they have torts, but do they have tortes?
quasi79fu: this is the 4th in the series acccording ot Gooogle
theawesomeonev2: ooooo my fave
ExachixKitsune: Oh I had this in a windo and it made my jump so high
richard_ermen: Der Time to talk has come again!
Juliamon: I would hope that "Endless Fables 4" would be the fourth in the series, but then, Kingdom Hearts 3...
offbeatwitch: hello!
TehAmelie: excellent intro, Cori or no
TehAmelie: hi Cori!
richard_ermen: It'sssssss Cori ^^
quasi79fu: Hi Cori
noSmokeFire: hello. we are simulating talking.
DigitalSeahorse: that music scared me just now
TehAmelie: and Cameron's voice!
richard_ermen: Hail Intertron!
quasi79fu: Cam Voice ooooooo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Intertron is our friend
offbeatwitch: through the MAGIC of TELEVISION!
Ulfgar21: hi Cori and remote Cameron
quasi79fu: Cori loooks scared
SquirrelLord1111: i love Intertron!
theawesomeonev2: praise the cam voice
Tandtroll_OG: I just thought I died. That music.
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI
AmberLampLight: Hi Cori and Camertron
KV1NN4: is Intertron a reference..?
TehAmelie: hey have you thought about picture in picture for these remote co-streams?
noSmokeFire: @KV1NN4 I think just a deliberately weird way of saying Internet
Trahas: When are you guys going to deep fake Cori's face over Alex's in the intro?
quasi79fu: Cori i was suggested to tell you about the Dark Parables games that are reallly great
RandomTrivia: It's going to be a bullet hell, isn't it
DigitalSeahorse: pink havers lucidLUL
KV1NN4: @noSmokeFire thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: makeup toys
ANeMzero: Hidden Objects is one of those genres that kind of exists outside the general industry so sometimes you just get really cool stuff.
quasi79fu: some of the hidden object games have really great stories to them
theawesomeonev2: @randomtrivia bullet hell hidden object sounds like acctual hell
Juliamon: Hidden object games are like... completely detached from the rest of the gaming world.
TehAmelie: i remember a zombie massacre hidden object mobile game on W+P once
offbeatwitch: hidden folks is really good
noSmokeFire: Hidden Folks is very charming!
TehAmelie: hunt for the pixels and then jam on the screen to headshot zombies
quasi79fu: artifax mundi is fantastic game developers
theawesomeonev2: yeahhhh figured ited be a mundi game
DigitalSeahorse: dolls with diapers that actually can wet their diapers cause there's a hole in the bottle and the mouth and the butt
DigitalSeahorse: !butts
Earthenone: @TehAmelie i remember that, i want to say it was some sort of newfangled oregon trail
TehAmelie: sort of
richard_ermen: Hans? "Ach Hans, run, it's a puzzle game!"
Earthenone: organ trail? :P
TehAmelie: Organ Trail is a different apparently better game
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm on board for this ...uh... experience?
Nigouki: isn't the "Nightmare Realm" just 2020?
richard_ermen: 23 puzzles sounds...very specific.
ninja_theory_ashrams: 23 puzzles to save the world
TehAmelie: high stakes pixel hunting, like Kingdom of Loathing intended
offbeatwitch: strong start
TehAmelie: headphones or speakers, as opposed to what?
DevInsanity: Headphones or speakers? What other options are there?
quasi79fu: i have questions about that skeleton
ameliette: oh i thoughts i heard purring before i realized there was indeed a cat
DevInsanity: Could I use both at once?
Juliamon: Feeling the vibration of your system?
quasi79fu: hi pamela
Solipsody: They do not recommend translating the sound into electrical shocks.
DevInsanity: Or beam the sound directly into my brain
noSmokeFire: Smeglulon
ANeMzero: Do not plug a microphone into your headphone jack and hope that it makes sound.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Pammy
niccus: pamela
RandomTrivia: Name the profile Hans to mess with the game
offbeatwitch: am i pamela today
TehAmelie: Pamela Dickinson?
noSmokeFire: Big Pam
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Pam Greer, bad ass.
quasi79fu: im Panda
Meltalar: I feel like Lasagna today
noSmokeFire: the parallax makes me think the castle is encased in jello
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMoon Pamathaniel
TehAmelie: is that parallax scrolling? it feels like a different, cheaper technology
Juliamon: How badass of a squirrel are we?
FoxFyr: This feels like every airport slot machine in vegas
quasi79fu: cori is a evil squirrel
Pazy160: As much as the typical gameplay of these games isnt for me, they tend to look real pretty.
Orylen: are we demon squirrel or robo squirrel?
ConchShell_VII: devvil squirrl
Earthenone: !findquote squirrel
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Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi friends
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Those are some disturbing looking squirrels to the right.
ANeMzero: "Mittenwald"
TehAmelie: Mittenwald, aka Glittermitten Grove
RandomTrivia: That is a wonderfully modelled old railway
quasi79fu: if there is a hans where is Gretel?
Solipsody: There are special features? Is there a commentary track?
ninja_theory_ashrams: asks your name, still calls you Pamela
EricTheOrange: Oh this is one o' dem hidden object games
ANeMzero: I kind of wish Cori had chosen Abyss: Wraiths of Eden for the game wot to play so Cam could just be like "wait isn't this just bioshock?" for the whole stream.
TehAmelie: the, err, animation reminds me of Polar Express, uncomfortably
Pazy160: Its like the entire scene is breathing.
noSmokeFire: use child on door
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Jam a crayon in it, that always works.
RandomTrivia: We can fix that
TheGreatPotatoMage: Until he shows me his hands, I wouldn't open ANYTHING
Nigouki: He asked us! we're not liable!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: :)
quasi79fu: cori is what is wrong with the door she broke it
GDwarf: While the tech behind animating these images is interesting, and lets them do a lot while keeping costs down, it is a bit uncanny valley for me
TehAmelie: is this Little Pam and her mom Full-Size Pamela?
TehAmelie: i didn't catch any of the story so far :x
Juliamon: Yes, we "fixed" the door
noSmokeFire: Agatha's brother Hans was presumed dead, but apparently is trapped in the nightmare realm @TehAmelie
quasi79fu: Tehamelie a lady is going to MIttenwald ot see a friedn so they can save Hands..
ninja_theory_ashrams: tickets, please
quasi79fu: LOL XD
EricTheOrange: I never got on with hidden object games cuz they give me a headache
quasi79fu: box parts as welll
RandomTrivia: As someone who is not particularly tidy, that case is a mess
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Only prettier
quasi79fu: you clicked tooo much ...you got penalty
TehAmelie: there goes my brute force method
RandomTrivia: Why does the box not open until we complete a jigsaw on it?
RandomTrivia: That feels so arbitrary
frnknstn: Sierra edutainment, too, like Island of Dr Brain. I loved that game.
Solipsody: This train conductor is unbelievably patient waiting for your ticket.
EricTheOrange: @RandomTrivia keys and doors and doors and keys
GDwarf: Salmantha
quasi79fu: the jigsaw apparently acts like a key to the top of the box locking it closed until all pieces are found
TheGreatPotatoMage: "Ticket please" "Okay sure, just let me complete this jigsaw first." "... Reasonable. Continue!"
noSmokeFire: why did I keep my ether in my stuffy??
EricTheOrange: how dare you click too much
quasi79fu: and two hours later we find all the box parts
RandomTrivia: Good thing this train journey is so long
quasi79fu: when scisssors glow bright you can use them I think
Solipsody: @TheGreatPotatoMage "The lady in the last car had to finish a game of chess and play a piano to open her handbag. This happens all the time."
RandomTrivia: Solipsody LUL
quasi79fu: clean the postcard?
noSmokeFire: WHY
wench_tacular: big brain move
quasi79fu: XD nevermind LOL
TheGreatPotatoMage: @Solipsody "At least no-one is playing Magic the Gathering on this trip... Esper Control Mirror on the way FROM Mittenwald..."
RandomTrivia: Someone else'e postcard, still had a piece of our box attached
frnknstn: Lion's ear?
Solipsody: You set all this up to protect your own ticket... From yourself... Inside your LOCKED CASE!
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun Did you forget to save the new name perhaps?
ninja_theory_ashrams: is that nail polish remover to the left of the polish?
RandomTrivia: We named the profile, not the character
EricTheOrange: I agree with cam that this reminds me of old sierra adventure games. In that you have to find the obscure logic that only makes sense to the developer.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yup. definitely comes from the same vein as those old-school adventure games
RandomTrivia: That's horrifying
wench_tacular: demonic child
Digigoner: That... that is not a little girls face...
Brozard: AAAAHHHH
Solipsody: Nope.
noSmokeFire: teeth
RandomTrivia: Put it back, put it back!
TheGreatPotatoMage: Oh good, the Movie German Accent for the conductor... jlrrFacepalm
NimrodXIV: no.
quasi79fu: killll it with fire
Banrael: So this is Let's Nope, right?
ninja_theory_ashrams: nightmare fuel
AmberLampLight: Argh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ah, it's spirited away
NimrodXIV: legally not No Face
RandomTrivia: Why is that child 70 years old?
Digigoner: I didn't think Let's Nope was for a few hours yet, lol
TheThromborax: Because of the way the Apple TV shortens the names of streams, I only saw "Endless" as the title of the game. I was expecting "Endless Sea" or "Endless Sky" or "Endless Dungeon." To say that I am surprised to see this game would be ... an understatement.
EricTheOrange: Like the old, "Put the tape on the hole in the fence and scare the cat through to get it's hair to make a fake mustache so you can use a fake ID."
Brozard: More like Endless Nightmares 4
quasi79fu: Where is the Consent
Solipsody: Dr. Seuss really lost it with this one.
Amentur: Cameron can be glad that he didn't hear the kids voice
noSmokeFire: this rhyme sucks
RandomTrivia: That doesn't rhyme....
Solipsody: This isn't even a puzzle!
Brozard: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME
Gizmoloid: I don't agree with the comparison - this game seems way too streamlined, a Sierra adventure would have you wondering if there even is a puzzle to solve in the first place.
quasi79fu: That Prince sounds like a lady
frnknstn: kroot hounds?
TheGreatPotatoMage: I'm literally sat here trying to think of how the rhyme MIGHT work in German... but I don't quite know enough to figure out how
GDwarf: I kinda like this story :P
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: This must have been some fun voicelines. "Wait you want me to read this like a children's book? What?"
Solipsody: @quasi79fu Yeah, but he was a hell of a guitar player.
noSmokeFire: achievement unlocked: traumatize a young girl
Brozard: but should we have come?
quasi79fu: XD solipody
TheMerricat: @nosmokefire she started it
SeiichiSin: That book wasn't creepy at all, I swear.
RandomTrivia: This world is fucked up
Brozard: Does that seat look like flesh?
Gadora: That seems like a book a kid would enjoy.
TheThromborax: This game, but its "The Ninth Gate" staring Johnny Depp
noSmokeFire: do we not need our luggage?
quasi79fu: Cori is wearing heeels in the game
EricTheOrange: I feel the the real3D stuff their doing would work better if the art style was more cartoony. with the realistic art style it's very Uncanny valley.
undecided44: ugh, look up while you walk, millennial
Brozard: Like a 1950's father reading the paper
Huschel23: Hi, what's this? Are we solving crimes?
Solipsody: Over the river and through the woods?
Rynehawk: MerMAN *cough* *cough*
RandomTrivia: Cam, that road was blocked arbitrarily by a waist high shrub
noSmokeFire: agatha is a bad friend
Amentur: The scenic route
Solipsody: I think I understand why nobody listens to Agatha's stories.
quasi79fu: you toook the Scenic Route
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm disapointed that wasn't a hamiltonian path, but certainly longer than it needed to be
Nigouki: bag: "could you knot?"
Gadora: Free magnet!
offbeatwitch: doornament
undecided44: thats an attractive item
quasi79fu: that lady is creeepy
Solipsody: This suddenly got real.
Huschel23: Only open to the affluent
DiscordianTokkan: This game already has more keys than Let's Nope
ThatBoyf: Oh god i remembers these games. My mom used to play all of these.
quasi79fu: the treee tellls you when the sun goes down?
EricTheOrange: wow yeah the more you play the more sierra adventure game this gets. Take everything that's not nailed down. No logical reason you'd want it right now but the game lets you take it so you better take it.
RandomTrivia: Who leaves the jigsaw pieces that open their front door just LYING IN THE STREET
noSmokeFire: oh, there was something on the bike seat?
Gizmoloid: feel guilty for WHAT?
quasi79fu: and here we live
BrindleBoar: circuit puzzle
wench_tacular: oh dear
quasi79fu: XD Cam
NimrodXIV: mood
RandomTrivia: Rekt
DiscordianTokkan: I know that feel
Juliamon: The green ones are correctly oriented, I think
theawesomeonev2: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: this is a world that runs on maniac Resident Evil puzzle maker logic, we have to live with that
TheMerricat: green is paid properly placed?
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TheThromborax: odds of this game getting a second stream?
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Do we? I feel like we were offered the option of letting the Nightmare Realm take over. How much worse could it be?
TehAmelie: point
quasi79fu: Cori has an i.q over 100000000000
BrindleBoar: uh
Juliamon: This is a Layton game by way of horror game puzzle logic.
DiscordianTokkan: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
noSmokeFire: I hate when my mirror does that
wench_tacular: hello nightmare creature
offbeatwitch: whaT's going ON
Orgmastron: !sir
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BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: I Can SEEEE YOUUUUUUUU
Huschel23: I'm glad we entered that house
DiscordianTokkan: Kitty don't care
Konda020946: wait is that grimm tales ?
Nigouki: welp, at least the cat is ok
Amentur: Can't does not care
plummeting_sloth: clearly it was teh cats fault
frnknstn: Cat DGAF
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Sure, ya, I can see how people would think this should be considered a "little girl" game. Kappa
Nigouki: pet the kitty!
ameliette: uh.... oh.... o hno its a horror game. good thiing its midnight here
quasi79fu: the body?
Solipsody: I like that there's a Skip Story button, in case you felt like these utter nonsense puzzles had too much context.
electric_claire: CAT
Rynehawk: they killed donald sutherland!
Duven60: did we just watch watch a murder?
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quasi79fu: bad kittty
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is someone walking part the window?
TehAmelie: oh no, the Stranger Things lights
Solipsody: Feathers, entertain cat.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *past
DiscordianTokkan: Cat toy!
Juliamon: Cat toy!
Huschel23: Cats love book
plummeting_sloth: Hmm, we need to move the cat from a spot. Open up a laptop and try to do some work
ameliette: no tvs yet cori :D
quasi79fu: thats a radio LOL
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: TA? Tele-audio?
RandomTrivia: Old timey TV, also known as a Wireless
TehAmelie: with the 94-99 MHz range
electric_claire: That password is trivially brute forced
Solipsody: You aren't allowed to fail to solve the puzzle.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That looks like something from Legend of Zelda. :)
quasi79fu: Gozer the Destroyer
frnknstn: When is this day / age?
RandomTrivia: A whopping 64 possible combinations
DiscordianTokkan: I hate that you had to DRAG THE SOLUTION to get it to let you solve it
TehAmelie: that's an exquisite cat toy
quasi79fu: need a stick
TehAmelie: huh, i just assumed he was dead
plummeting_sloth: god the mouth though
noSmokeFire: love how he retracts his head like a turtle
frnknstn: His jaw...
Huschel23: Cavendish? That's a unit of power level
plummeting_sloth: TONGUE
Oecking: Oh no. As a german I am not sure if I love or hate his accent.
Gizmoloid: Hist tongue
Solipsody: Does he have two mouths?
Solipsody: Why is he wearing gloves?
RandomTrivia: Somehow I think the Nightmare Realm is going to be less horrifying than the speaking animations
AmberLampLight: Augh I say
plummeting_sloth: The mirror has 2 faces and the mouth has 2 tongues
Pheonix888: o dear, that tongue
TehAmelie: and move your jaw independent of your speech
TheMerricat: is this just fmv of someone's mouth superimposed on a face?
plummeting_sloth: kinda like how bad ventriloquists talk
Solipsody: Were these animations done by the makers of Paradigm Shift?
Amentur: How much more german accent is there in the game?
plummeting_sloth: ah the Mitten forest!
frnknstn: his bones were flexing and distorting
DiscordianTokkan: They ARE Stranger Things lights!
Gizmoloid: Only lips you say that man has mastered the art of moving his teeth without moving the jaw!
electric_claire: Ah, clever hans
TehAmelie: nine different symbols. of course you could have used numbers but. . .
plummeting_sloth: excuse me while I strip this place bare. Wiring too
undecided44: coin!
plummeting_sloth: clearly it's a cat activated light
AmberLampLight: Interactive entertainment!
RandomTrivia: It's a good thing all these different sized and shaped bulbs have universal connections
Solipsody: Looking for the light switch would be easier if you could turn your head.
TehAmelie: nineties kids remember getting burns from incandescent bulbs
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, that camera's flashbulb surely wouldn't not work :P
frnknstn: bulb in the camera?
Huschel23: I love that song
Asoxa: Lightbulb in flash?
Solipsody: Was there a "light" button on the radio?
noSmokeFire: camera bulb?
niccus: do we have to remember these symbols for the raid
Huschel23: Can you close the door? Maybe it's behind it
TehAmelie: one time a lamp fell on me while i slept and almost burned me a third nostril
electric_claire: rude
frnknstn: did we just ruin this dude's bike bag?
plummeting_sloth: Nightmeers
RandomTrivia: Didn't we just spend all our money to grease her palm?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Hey lady, can I buy the bulb from your lamp there?
Mordachai_: so will I after seing that animation LUL
offbeatwitch: so's everyone else in this damned town, apparently
Oecking: This is some DnD party level problem solving and I love it.
TehAmelie: i like the toy Hindenburg
DiscordianTokkan: Lollipop just crammed into a page shelf
plummeting_sloth: Welcome! I am Random Lady and here is my shop of random shit
TheMerricat: snow globe in back
Solipsody: Suspenders in the background, middle of the screen?
wench_tacular: skillz
RandomTrivia: Ah, the Indiana Jones switcheroo
Huschel23: Sneaky
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, don't read that, read this!"
DiscordianTokkan: WHat the actual fuck is this game
Orgmastron: LOL
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I love that. "No, read this, I'm taking the newspaper!"
TehAmelie: don't try this on your store clerks at home
Rynehawk: in this economy?
AmberLampLight: Ahahaha
therisingtithes_: "Pardon me, lady, but do you mind reading this so I can steal this paper from you?"
Solipsody: @DiscordianTokkan It's a magpie simulator.
offbeatwitch: kitty? kitty? kitty.
TheMerricat: snowglobe upper right of window?
plummeting_sloth: is that a cat in the bottom right?, just to the left of the flowers?
TheMerricat: left even
RandomTrivia: Her page turning technique is quite something, just fling the whole book to one side and it turns
Huschel23: Ooh, Bavarian cards
Rynehawk: is lion = cat?
Oecking: Those are some enormous playing cards, damn.
SFLMongoose: snow globe left of hat on back wall
natedesuka: Yes but is the cat alive or dead?
frnknstn: so the blue items need to be "solved" before collecting them?
plummeting_sloth: hey, let me reach behind you and fix your wares, lady
wench_tacular: well she told us to look around
RandomTrivia: Hold on while I fix this, ok now I want it
TehAmelie: if i ran this shop i'd allow it
quasi79fu: certain actions have to be taken to unlock the blue items
Solipsody: You have to repair the mug for her before she'll sell it to you. A total normal interaction humans might have. I'm not an alien!
TehAmelie: not sure about the newspaper-book switcheroo though
DigitalSeahorse: oh I like these hidden object games
noSmokeFire: this is a WEIRD shopping list
Rynehawk: is this the ticket turn in at chuck e cheeses from the 1800s?
RandomTrivia: We did all of that for a NEWSPAPER?!
Huschel23: 'Found'
wench_tacular: a used nuespaper
DigitalSeahorse: lol shopping list
noSmokeFire: I can't WAIT to get wasted and chuck a snowglobe at the nightmare prince
RandomTrivia: We didn't even buy it, we traded it for that lady's book
Solipsody: Roberta Williams is laughing somewhere.
plummeting_sloth: it was a newsshop special: 100 Kronner and find 12 random things and get one newspaper
TehAmelie: Zeitung newspaper, the newspaper
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe the newspaper will have an ad for a lightbulb store.?
rrtycoon2: Ah, I see cutout lines....
quasi79fu: i know people are having fun roasting hidden object games..but i personally love them... their stories can be really great and some of the puzzles can be really reallly difficult
Oecking: Why did they blur out the "Zeitung"? That seems like a weird choice.
DigitalSeahorse: Endless Fables 4, as if endless 1,2 and 3 weren't endless enough :P
Huschel23: Hey, can I borrow your newspaper? Thanks
plummeting_sloth: this is a very pamphletely newspaper
RandomTrivia: This is next-level arbitrary though
DigitalSeahorse: yep
DigitalSeahorse: I've thought that too
TheSinisterCheese: Am I the only one who is getting this... really strange abstract almost unnatural feeling about everything in this game. Everything seems to be so... detached from reality.
rrtycoon2: I can't throw shade on any of it...I'm a lover of the Myst series after all.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Huh, are there levels of arbitrary? Is it boolean or gradient?
GDwarf: No
Solipsody: There's arbitrary and there's arbitrary, though. Destiny at least pretends you're actually doing something. This is one step above Real Horror Stories.
RandomTrivia: The spirit of Watch & Play is alive and well, I see
GDwarf: Surely not
I_Am_Clockwork: Snip snip
plummeting_sloth: first, learn knots
noSmokeFire: union rules
Huschel23: @plummeting_sloth: We have issues with knots
wench_tacular: mad theory boards don't work without string
DigitalSeahorse: expecially about the scenes you keep replaying and the objects don't move so it's really just a memory game after you've found all the things
AmberLampLight: First, card wool
DiscordianTokkan: *Adam voice* This game SUCKS
RandomTrivia: I mean, they already have a railroad in this town, so we must adhere to said railroad
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s important to do these things correctly
Konda020946: cats toy and scissoirs?
noSmokeFire: glue the man
DigitalSeahorse: KITTY
TheSinisterCheese: Try the cat toy on the injured old man?
TehAmelie: yeah try the cat toy on him
TehAmelie: if we may suggest
Amentur: So does Pamela not being able to put the articles on that before fixing the yarn count as OCD?
lizardlips2: stick in the planter?
AmberLampLight: Unravel his coat for string
SeiichiSin: Did you play with the cat already?
Oecking: The fact that ever thing has to be done in the exactly correct way does feel very german.
quasi79fu: scissors on the bike knot?
TheMerricat: there was a puzzle piece under the wheel of the bicycle front right
plummeting_sloth: ah, use the knot emblem to learn knots!
Huschel23: @SeiichiSin: We can't possibly play with the cat without a stick for safe distance
Piratical_tendancies: camera flash bulb
DigitalSeahorse: those lights are trying to tell us something
TheSinisterCheese: How is that thing already not enough to distract a cat? WHy can't you just shove the cat off the papers?
wench_tacular: camera has a buld
plummeting_sloth: the cat is now high as shit
noSmokeFire: it's a good thing all lightbulbs are compatible
Solipsody: But... There all different sizes of bulb!
RandomTrivia: Once again, universal electrical connections are the greatest invention
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonCat
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is some stranger things messaging system
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad this has a Stranger Things reference :P
Solipsody: You have to do everything exactly right, but the game is allowed to do whatever the hell it wants. This isn't an argument, this is just abuse!
InkyGhoast: we appear to be contacting demons *looks at top right symbol* or star wars fans
TheSinisterCheese: <message deleted>Can you sniff the glue to see if that helps? Because I think that is what the devs were doing?
SachielOne: Stick out in the flower box?
TehAmelie: it would be possible to switch the bulbs around to see what each one is blinking but noo
plummeting_sloth: welp, time to fiddle with the radio
quasi79fu: everything has a reason
electric_claire: Can you click on the mirror?
Gadora: Can you glue the man's gloves to his face?
quasi79fu: the point of the game is to figure out what the reason is you have things
Rynehawk: can you slap the old man?
DiscordianTokkan: Is the desk drawer or cabinet openable?
Solipsody: Can you use the cat toy as string?
drowbard: The notes under the cat might explain the symbols?
quasi79fu: has Cori tried the scissors anywhere?
wench_tacular: that went well
InkyGhoast: hahaha
RandomTrivia: It was like that when we found it
TehAmelie: pave the save!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DiscordianTokkan: COOL GAME
RandomTrivia: This is also universal magic glue, fixes anything!
DigitalSeahorse: big mood with me and record players
TehAmelie: there's like four frequencies to try, come on game
lizardlips2: I think there was a stick in the planter
noSmokeFire: have the man distract the cat so we don't get scratched
Gadora: The man has long arms...
frnknstn: where did we see the thing about hans and the lights?
Solipsody: I really hope we get to the end and it turns out there is no Nightmare Realm, Hans has been hiding in a cupboard for a decade, and Agatha just made all this up to trick you into cleaning her apartment.
TheMerricat: The note about Hans and the light was in the book that what's his face gave us
quasi79fu: can be cut the knot on the bike with the scissors?
asddsa28: cut the plant
asddsa28: maybe
electric_claire: I think the mirror was interactive
asddsa28: i dont konw
DigitalSeahorse: is lamp on ceiling one of bulbs?
AmberLampLight: @quasi79fu already did
Huschel23: Some of those bulb symbols look MIstborny to me
lizardlips2: :1
plummeting_sloth: oh for eff's sake!
TehAmelie: can't break a dry flower stem? uh
DiscordianTokkan: This fucking game
offbeatwitch: hell yes stick time
noSmokeFire: job's done
unarmedoracle: unarmeGameplay
RandomTrivia: Fun and Interactive?
Luminaire_p: unarmeClick
InkyGhoast: good kitty purrs
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED_BW
Solipsody: You can't read the note until you find another note. Because fuck you, that's why.
doctorGunsforhands: I was really looking forward to a cat-distracting minigame
drowbard: Well, I am all out of ideas
DiscordianTokkan: Again I say, more keys than a Let's Nope game
PipeSmokingOwl: Its belly is exposed! amazonCat amazonHello pet it!
KeytarCat: puzzle piece by the bike, too...
offbeatwitch: hidden object games are the original key game
Huschel23: The draer?
CAKHost: Hidden object games?
Huschel23: drawer
doctorGunsforhands: Now the cat's just permaflopped
DigitalSeahorse: lucidShrug
noSmokeFire: we broke the cat
TehAmelie: that's how you put together a copnspiracy string theory
Solipsody: Otherwise, someone might steal your precious conspiracy-board yarn!
cambo212: why would you fix string with that
I_Am_Clockwork: Thread to fix!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath lucidMath lucidMath
offbeatwitch: "i used the string to tie the string" - thomas
plummeting_sloth: well, if you include the cat, 3 factor
CAKHost: That just makes sense.
noSmokeFire: LEGENDARy ground
DiscordianTokkan: This game is giving me a headache
Zalthia: what the heck is that sound
plummeting_sloth: dude, that ground? LEGENT
Solipsody: This game IS a headache!
noSmokeFire: legend says this dirt is made out of dirt
SachielOne: HOLY GROUND. Highlander rules are in play.
lizardlips2: is this town an SCP?
theawesomeonev2: is this *gestures* art?
kat2kool: Is it a Slenderm'n?
Zalthia: Oh hey, @loadingreadyrun did you guys hear that Frog Fractions 3/4 is out?
TehAmelie: i think it's time to move out of town people
asddsa28: they did not even bother makeing the text work of the seting
plummeting_sloth: wait, we cut these articles out of the newpaper ourselves. Why is there already imprints of them
Angnor33: Yeah, I've had 600 year nightmares before... Kappa
doctorGunsforhands: Which century does the game take place in, though? Has it ever said?
noSmokeFire: excuse me? ma'am? is this your fog?
DigitalSeahorse: I hope 2020's nightmare doesn't last that long
DiscordianTokkan: FOG. In the WOODS?! Crazy
RandomTrivia: A 600 year nightmare? Also known as present day]
Huschel23: Some more of that strange fog
noSmokeFire: @doctorGunsforhands broadly 19th century from the locomotive and "modern" camera
AmberLampLight: “Found”
quasi79fu: it was their own shadow folllowing them XD
kat2kool: "Foggy Forest is my Furtive Pygmy cover band"
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait humans don't live that long so it won't
TehAmelie: how are these things connected? why the string? are all of them related to each other except the far left and middle left thing?
doctorGunsforhands: @noSmokeFire So it's just a 400-year nightmare. That's not so bad! :P
DiscordianTokkan: I am entirely too sober for this game. I'm off to get food and beer. Maybe beer will help this game
mandu7014: the town crest is of a tree in fog
CAKHost: WAT
noSmokeFire: I'm dying
plummeting_sloth: now we figured out how to read this blurry note!
Gekyouryuu: how did this person know the order to connect the strings BEFORE we had notes or photos?
CAKHost: You could have just moved that paper?!
RandomTrivia: Imagine how difficult it would have been with broken string
SachielOne: Apparently it's conductive string
Angnor33: Oooh. Are we in STranger Things Season 1 now?
plummeting_sloth: the trick with one of those maps is just connecting everything in a big circle
CAKHost: Are we going to talk about the depressed detective guy at all?
quasi79fu: simon says?
DigitalSeahorse: yep
offbeatwitch: that's just 9 right
Luminaire_p: Is that just 9?
offbeatwitch: it's a column
DigitalSeahorse: uh
Solipsody: It's either 9 or 0. This is a bad code.
I_Am_Clockwork: Last one is 5?
RandomTrivia: 90.9 The Nightmare Realm
Gekyouryuu: radio frequency?
I_Am_Clockwork: Ooo
SachielOne: First digit in first symbol row, second in the second, etc?
RandomTrivia: But the third is duplicated
TheThromborax: not to shit on this game, but Frog Fractions is on Steam and it has hat DLC
Angnor33: 999
kat2kool: All 3 are in the 9 column??
Huschel23: Bottom row to top row? For...some reason
therisingtithes_: all of those symbols are in the 9 column
CAKHost: Bird with dots
quasi79fu: can you click on the 9 in the note
PipeSmokingOwl: critroleNein critroleNein critroleNein
InkyGhoast: all the things are in the 9 column so /shrug
vmob: the frequency is... nine?
RandomTrivia: Is there a special frequency, Hans? Nein
Solipsody: Okay, so 999, 909, 990, or 900. Can you brute force it at all?
TheThromborax: "What's your favorite Radio Station?" "Nine."
TheThromborax: "cool"
Amentur: Is it Simon Says?
asddsa28: tipe it?
TheMerricat: click the alphabet?
wench_tacular: can you touch them in order?
Konda020946: click like simon says
DigitalSeahorse: play simon?
quasi79fu: Is it like Simon Says
TehAmelie: it looked like we're not allowed to try frequencies before the game knows we know the right one
CAKHost: ???
Solipsody: Wait, what just happened?
RandomTrivia: All the symbols match a single number then?
niccus: '
frnknstn: all 3 were 9s
niccus: ??????
RandomTrivia: One digit at a time
Nigouki: wait what
Rynehawk: good job
CAKHost: That's not how you 69!
I_Am_Clockwork: We were overthinking it I guess
RandomTrivia: We have reached Peak Arbitrary
DiscordianTokkan: @CAKHost It's what happens when you try to get your loved one to play this game
AmberLampLight: I agree this is not nice
TheMerricat: so we don't figure it out we just play Simon says
noSmokeFire: what a terrible system
Rynehawk: ezpz
Huschel23: This seems reasonable
electric_claire: whaaaaat???
SachielOne: Moon Logic: Not Even Once.
Solipsody: This is a parody, right? This is someone making fun of puzzle games. Did Alex design this out of spite?
Zalthia: !uptime
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noSmokeFire: heDRONs
plummeting_sloth: OH NO
TehAmelie: hedrons have been called
wench_tacular: oh the Hedron!
plummeting_sloth: OOOHHHH NOOOOO
asddsa28: omggg
Invitare: oh no, not Hedrons
DiscordianTokkan: ACTing
noSmokeFire: head too big!!
frnknstn: What accent is that?
Zalthia: oh nooooooooo
asddsa28: nope i canr
Rynehawk: THEYRE EATING THEM. AND THEN THEYRE GOING TO EAT ME
plummeting_sloth: Sir, please please don't speak
Cepsys: wow
Huschel23: She can!
niccus: this is going fast
RandomTrivia: GamePlay? (tm)
CAKHost: Oh kay...
I_Am_Clockwork: Wut
Zalthia: ???
Invitare: that happened so fast
asddsa28: whatttt
TehAmelie: they're going left, symbolizing we're still just getting started on this journey
asddsa28: the hell
cambo212: ahahaahaha
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Vat iz zis game?
Zalthia: pretty
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Amentur: SQUIRREL cohhOld
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT the actual FUCK
RandomTrivia: So now the wildlife is against us?!
CAKHost: Thief squrril!
wench_tacular: time for squirrel murder
AmberLampLight: I am dying over here
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED_BW
plummeting_sloth: why did the sick injured man go in first
electric_claire: SHAT IS HAPPENING
Brozard: That looked like a grenade pin
Gekyouryuu: astounding
Cepsys: Well, that happened
Luminaire_p: I am cackling
Solipsody: Yep. This is a joke. We're being mocked.
CAKHost: I can' spell squirrel!
Huschel23: Squirrel, I'm dying
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHey lucidHey lucidHey
Zalthia: this game is wild
lizardlips2: :1
electric_claire: This game is nonsense
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SachielOne: Hedrons? We got Eldrazi now, boys!
TehAmelie: now we're in Lordran
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quasi79fu: Squirrel menace strikes again
Gadora: That was amazing.
I_Am_Clockwork: F u game
RandomTrivia: This is certainly an experience
Rynehawk: roboooot hoooouuuse
TheAwkes: #ComplicitSquirrel
SeiichiSin: Currently dying of laughter, time for a break of the Cori.
plummeting_sloth: I really want to hear this guy pronounce Squirrel in that accent
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM Squirrel!
CAKHost: I never had a game plot squirrel me before...
TheMerricat: this entire game is the devs giving us an endless middle finger
Brozard: I didn't realize this was Watch + Play Day on Talking Simulator
kat2kool: Talk & Sim
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !break
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kat2kool: Talk + Sim, pardon me
niccus: was this... was this what Casino Royale was like in real time
Brozard: LUL
Brozard: I think this might actually make more sense than Casino Royale
Solipsody: @TheMerricat Maybe it's meant for masochists? "Oh, yes, that's it... Make me hunt for a key... A squirrel stole it? You're right, Game, I have been a bad player..."
ameliette: so i *thought* that this might be better than the mobile f2p hidden objects..... but i think those games might be more coherent than this
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: God that film was a trip to listen about
Solipsody: Years ago, Yahtzee and his friend Gabe did a Let's Play of a game called Curse of Enchantia where none of the puzzles made any sense at all, but the art was great. They theorized the studio had one good artists who spoke no English, who made a bunch of awesome backgrounds, and then the developers tried to string them together into a game. This feels like that.
Solipsody: "Okay, here's all the artwork. The game is due tomorrow morning." "But... We didn't start designing it yet?" "That sounds like a you problem."
frnknstn: Watched some clips from Casino Royale on youtube. It was not dissimilar to this game.
RandomTrivia: Should we maybe give Ian a heads-up on whatever is unravelling Cori?
Solipsody: When she starts trying to unlock the bathroom door by rearranging pots in the kitchen he'll figure it out.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "I could've sworn I left the glue for the doorknob behind this pot. Let me check the riddle again"
Konda020946: watching this is ultimately cathartic for me like watching gronkh again
SuddenlyARabbit: No paper for you, Heather
quasi79fu: is it wrong of me to like hidden object games? even maybe how this one is
ashiok_nightmare_moose: remake the axe lol
Huschel23: Very delicate
Rynehawk: get the glue!
SuddenlyARabbit: Maybe you needed the paper
TheThromborax: I don't usually watch this show. Is this show usually this level of Watch+Play?
frnknstn: how much of the glue did we inhale?
Huschel23: If you have axe, everything looks like axable object
SuddenlyARabbit: II also only just got here, apparently I missed important things
empyreon: I...
quasi79fu: can cori click on the broken handle part of the axe to see if it falls offf?
niccus: watch+play doesn't normally cover financial successes
RandomTrivia: @TheThromborax Not usuallly. This is a very specific genre which has all of its own quirks
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Maybe you need to remove the old handle somehow
Konda020946: not with that cR
plummeting_sloth: nah, it's plastic. It's fine
noSmokeFire: we're gonna RAM IT
Solipsody: Tie the handle to the axe with a piece of vine you get by dancing for a magic dwarf who lives under the car and has forgotten how to love, obviously.
vmob: maybe you should take each part of your car with you into the castle! you never know!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: maybe the plus icon in the inventory will let you combine? just a guess
TheMerricat: @thethromborax most games have something to talk about but it's usually positive
SuddenlyARabbit: Have we spoken to that guy, or is he just a stranger who is completely blanking us?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's our plan!?
Rynehawk: you could summon lightning to strike a hole in the wall
Huschel23: @vmob: Just reassemble it all inside?
plummeting_sloth: also, dude is on the inside. Usually isn't the idea in castles to let people out eventually
quasi79fu: Sometimes its the obvious things you need to think of
ashiok_nightmare_moose: on ho balance game
noSmokeFire: luckily, Pamantha is a professional lumberjack
plummeting_sloth: we have FEET
Amentur: Gameplay?
rrtycoon2: Walking Simulator?
Solipsody: Balance beam!
Rynehawk: leaning 200% into the 1800s
frnknstn: Chat, do not attempt to repair your own axe handles unless you know what you are doing
Huschel23: Delightful
niccus: now this is real gaming
Solipsody: Given how your boots slide around, I'm concerned about your traction.
RandomTrivia: The advice is specifically DON'T look down...
TheThromborax: what is this GAME?
Huschel23: Cut to Squirrel pushing off the tree
noSmokeFire: hello toad
Jeezy56: TODE
CAKHost: Hi toad
frnknstn: beees
Solipsody: Squirrel!
SeiichiSin: But looking ahead would bee harder to animate.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: thus spoketh the frog
niccus: grab the bees
plummeting_sloth: are we in a fairy dell?
noSmokeFire: is that a SWORD??
empyreon: LORGE TOAD!
plummeting_sloth: the hell happened to us?
RandomTrivia: We have arrived on the opposite side of the looking glass
InkyGhoast: nuts and berries 0/12
ameliette: new carrot carrot milk?
TehAmelie: a three course dinner for an elf here
Rynehawk: YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL
Cepsys: carrotcarrotmilkcarrotmilcarrotmil
Amentur: New carrot carrot milk?
RandomTrivia: Berry berry nut, berry nut, berry nut
plummeting_sloth: uhh. what is happening to us?
AmberLampLight: You’d think that would have made the crossing easier
frnknstn: jlrrCarrotmilk
Gekyouryuu: pinecone?
AmberLampLight: Drunk squirrel
TehAmelie: what if you have to eat a pinecone?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: is that an arm with aknife int he top left?
Konda020946: they are called heidelbeeren in germany
Huschel23: What is below the toad? And the shrooms?
CAKHost: Behind the rock?
SeiichiSin: Anyone else notice the random hand with a dagger?
CAKHost: In the background?
CAKHost: The circular thing pointing out
Rynehawk: look under the squirrel....
TehAmelie: i always assumed squirrels are herbivores but i just realized i have no idea
plummeting_sloth: what about Des though?
Solipsody: All I can do here is look at all the random crap you aren't collecting yet and anticipate idiotic "puzzles" yet to come.
Rynehawk: is it a boy squirrel or a girl squirrel?
Amentur: Pinecones are great firestarters
Rynehawk: LUL
CAKHost: That makes sense!
plummeting_sloth: what was all the rest of that stuff there for!
quasi79fu: Uh Oh
TehAmelie: that's one kind of tow line
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ashiok_nightmare_moose: he was moving into a resident evil house
plummeting_sloth: what a peculiar shape. Looks like it could hold a body!
Konda020946: to quote a german youtuber AUSSPARUNG
Amentur: WHAT?!
RandomTrivia: What's a towbar, and why do I want one?
plummeting_sloth: careful, that's a load bearing portculis!
I_Am_Clockwork: Car baby for roadside emergencies
wildpeaks: that car hasn't skipped swole day
quasi79fu: Cori broke the castle
Solipsody: It was like that when we got here!
noSmokeFire: just POP it righjt off
rrtycoon2: That was one weak gate
I_Am_Clockwork: Duh
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: There was a thingy where you picked up the dool
TehAmelie: we just destroyed a 900 year old castle
CAKHost: I don't think it would work like that!
InkyGhoast: sorry waht
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wow. GENIUS.
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrEff
Amentur: DENKMALSCHUTZ!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: oh no chekovs canon
Orgmastron: "snuck"
SuddenlyARabbit: "You snuck into the castle" DID WE THTOUGH?
Solipsody: The hedron is inside his head! Split it open now!
noSmokeFire: cam can't hear these GREAT accents
SuddenlyARabbit: There was no sneaking
wildpeaks: "sneaked"
rrtycoon2: Blkast the door!
RandomTrivia: The guy from MIB?
Huschel23: 'Ah, my head-ron!'
frnknstn: I saw that on youtube, that gate went through our windshield
CAKHost: :[
iris_of_ether: I never knew how much I wanted to watch LRR play a hidden object game before now
quasi79fu: OH nooo
plummeting_sloth: oh cool, we haven't hurt the castle enough
quasi79fu: Cori can use the cannnon
wildpeaks: hidden object games are fun because they often have very weird universes
Jeezy56: smash the state!
Konda020946: @amentur lol funny as bus
RandomTrivia: Is that squirrel secretly a guardian angel type figure?
quasi79fu: Dang squirrel
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: There was another thing in the boot of the car. Don't know what it was but you'll probably need it later
TheMerricat: Chat, we need Paul wasn't the Hedron the thing that was helping us in Control?
TehAmelie: we have taught it to steal things for food now
Solipsody: Shield piece behind the stone, upper right.
RandomTrivia: Fork not work with frog, we're german not french
InkyGhoast: fork bees
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wait the frog ate the spiderweb cotton candy and we just lettin that slide huh
plummeting_sloth: mag squirel pie
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: I'm not sure how Cori is getting this door open, but I'm sure that she'll give it here best SHOT. lol
Solipsody: Under the leaf.
RandomTrivia: We can roll a boulder, but not break a dried stem? This world is weird
GhostValv: boo hat :O
CAKHost: There's a piece under the leaf
rrtycoon2: It's over the green button
Solipsody: Behind your head?
noSmokeFire: it's under the bees
SuddenlyARabbit: Get the fork again, stab the squirrel
Konda020946: behind the bees
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Solipsody: Squirrel is delicious, you know.
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah i see the wing under the bees
Huschel23: Yeah, I think that's the wing ^^
Konda020946: its under the bees
TehAmelie: huh, squirrels apparently eat flowers, fruits, vegetables, fungus, nuts, trees, plants and insects. i'm not sure how some of those aren't the same things but
quasi79fu: hint button
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: There was another thing in the boot of the car
quasi79fu: you can use hint button in the mini search puzzlesw
frnknstn: for shelf-end shovelware, these games are kind of pretty
Konda020946: tje wing is under the bees
noSmokeFire: those are the dogs from the intro
Clockwork_Penguin: Oh, my mum loves these sorts of games.
rrtycoon2: Think that was the same shape as the toolbox?
Solipsody: That's a big marble.
plummeting_sloth: skulldogs is my favorite opening band
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: a conspicuously textured hat...
Konda020946: they dont have a good cleaning aervice apperently
Rynehawk: throw a match under there and call it a day
ameliette: is that the dawnguard banner underneath there...
RomanoMomano: that is 100% artorias' sword in the display case there
TehAmelie: my aunt loves these kinds of games and i suggested Myst to her and she had never heard of it. so disorienting
RandomTrivia: What's so urgent that we can't find a key?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we pick up 40 brooms?
frnknstn: take the sweet hammer and just go home
plummeting_sloth: there is nothing but time! We get dizzy if we move too fast
wildpeaks: if Technobabylon taught me anything, we'll need cloned human meat to attract a glowing pihrana to use it as light source. While having a mobile phone.
KeirenH: well okay then
Orgmastron: lolwut
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: who?
Darleysam: good news though, 7 years bad luck for the devil wolf thing
TehAmelie: [Myst intensiies]
plummeting_sloth: whihc is why we must smash every mirror we see
wildpeaks: totally
wench_tacular: the more you know...
RandomTrivia: Don't even worry about it
Amentur: Just as fine as having nightmares for 600 years
plummeting_sloth: a decoration, and mario, is missing
TheMerricat: did you see the note about secret button ?
TehAmelie: i like that arrangement of weapons from totally different cultures in an aeshetic blob
Darleysam: does that apply to all reflective surfaces, or just mirrors specifically?
Dish_KP: I found Talking Simulator! Woo!
Solipsody: I love how the puzzles and the story are totally divorced from each other. You could just make people beat a Mario level between each bit of narration in this game instead of finding crap, and it would make exactly as much sense.
BusTed: they can be ur angle or ur devil
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you pick any of the flowers here?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
RandomTrivia: Well well well
wildpeaks: nice try, lrrbot
plummeting_sloth: just... don't
noSmokeFire: lubricate the bees
GamesAndInk: So they could OIL the WEAPONS obv
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we can save Tin Man
Kaktus021: was that a puzzle piece top left of well?
wildpeaks: what even are keys
Rynehawk: of oil?
plummeting_sloth: robo squirell
kat2kool: behind the bees!
RandomTrivia: Thank goodness we only had to do the log bridge thing once
Konda020946: the eing is behind the bees
quasi79fu: hint button mighthelp
noSmokeFire: she knows, she can't get the bees to move
Amentur: To the right of the bees
Solipsody: @Konda020946 Good eye!
noSmokeFire: oh, nope, I'm a liar
Laserbeaks_Fury: You just buzzed right by it Kappa
plummeting_sloth: sometimes the thing looks like a bullshit puzzle but is actually just hard to see
wildpeaks: and now you can see because our eyes are now full of bees
quasi79fu: oh its a pheonix witha shield
quasi79fu: how strange
niccus: so given the scale of the door, those were very large bees
plummeting_sloth: I'm glad the company that build Resident Evil locations designed this castle
Luminaire_p: Let's rotate the cushions (hexagons)
Solipsody: Wait, but those were right before you put the key in...
noSmokeFire: when all you have is a pipe wrench...
SeiichiSin: I miss playing Pipe Dream sometimes.
ImmortalLen: Oh hey, I've been wanting to try hidden object games. Is this one a good one?
wildpeaks: if I was evil, i'd put this kind of puzzle on a decoy door and the real door would be in a completely different place
BusTed: lrrGOAT
noSmokeFire: F
Rynehawk: hans?
Solipsody: Oil her!
BusTed: oh.
wildpeaks: *gasp*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Very "Watcher in the Woods"
Solipsody: I think Agatha just dropped a new album recently.
plummeting_sloth: why... doesn't her mouth move but the other person's does
plummeting_sloth: AH
plummeting_sloth: NEVER MIND
ImmortalLen: That animation is super uncanny
noSmokeFire: "then I've heard your voice"
kumatsu: ah, this game was made by Tigtone, got it
I_Am_Clockwork: “Hed-Ron” lol
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That mouth is giving me nightmares
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ach, Hans!
plummeting_sloth: she's gonna catch these Han's if she's not careful
MolaMolaphant: @I_Am_Clockwork hey, no reason to get crabby about it
wildpeaks: nani?
RandomTrivia: How much glue do you have left?
Solipsody: Every single puzzle in this game could be solved with a crowbar.
wildpeaks: oh we're totally gonna fix these windows
ameliette: i thought we agreed this is set in the 20s? agathas dress sure istns 20s
plummeting_sloth: man, The Middle Woods sounds a lot less impressive
Luminaire_p: "Another world, not a real one, though"
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: What kind of accent were ya going for there?
RandomTrivia: A Cryptex?
Amentur: Nothing of note happened later
wildpeaks: I sense a mystery
rrtycoon2: The answer is "apple"
Solipsody: @ameliette 2020s. That'll be all the rage on Etsy in another month.
noSmokeFire: there's a lever on the pillar next to agatha
Luminaire_p: Ah, a tryptych of Hive runes
Rynehawk: be. sure. to. drink. your. ovaltine.
RandomTrivia: Pull the lever, Kronk?
biancaTree: I though it was sofia?
plummeting_sloth: I also I like how it describes the windows as "unfinished" rather than "broke as hell"
Solipsody: WD-40!
RaklarLS: hidden object game?
wildpeaks: witchcraft
Amentur: Anti-rust oil?
DiscordianTokkan: Yep, that's how oilworks
Rynehawk: a cage?
DiscordianTokkan: Gimlet
Solipsody: Gibbet?
RandomTrivia: Like a birdcage?
BusTed: Jar
wildpeaks: oddly enough I don't know ?
RaklarLS: an oubliette.
Invitare: inhumane
Rynehawk: I second Jar
I_Am_Clockwork: Gibberish
Rynehawk: LUL
TheMerricat: gibbet
I_Am_Clockwork: Gibbet*
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Garret? why not George
noSmokeFire: I guarantee there's going to be a jar now
RaklarLS: that looks like a reliquary
ameliette: "no jars today" hopefully...
wildpeaks: *re-gasp*
RandomTrivia: What's that Lassie?
Luminaire_p: Timmy fell down the well
noSmokeFire: squirrel got 'im
SuddenlyARabbit: Probably the squirrel's nest
Rynehawk: whats that timmy? Hes in the well?
frnknstn: Check the squirrel didn't steal him?
plummeting_sloth: the dagger's nakes without a jimmy cap
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Lion head on the shield with the swords
gamercat88: also flashlight for couch
I_Am_Clockwork: Dagger doesn’t have a stitch on
RandomTrivia: No the lockpick disappeared! How will we solve our problems now?
wildpeaks: single-use lockpicks
RandomTrivia: The things one finds behind the sofa
plummeting_sloth: you know how sometimes you sit down and there's a angle
CAKHost: Isn't that a wing front and center?
Solipsody: So the only thing that will save the world is tidying up everybody else's crap that they left all over. You're not a hero, you're a housekeeper.
CAKHost: Oh nevermind
DiscordianTokkan: Build a bear but statues
CAKHost: How is it held together!
RandomTrivia: Well played Cori
Laserbeaks_Fury: thats the angel to balance the devil?
SuddenlyARabbit: On the angel scale?
niccus: weird angle but ok
wildpeaks: probably for that balance that wanted an angel ?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Weighing scales
Solipsody: You have to return the marbles to Greece.
plummeting_sloth: a shield... or a WHEEL
SeiichiSin: Cannon?
wildpeaks: just a whole shield, of course
Bread_Zeppelin_: shield is wheel?
SuddenlyARabbit: You have a shield and a sword now, so you're ready for battle
Gadora: You are now kitted out for combat.
I_Am_Clockwork: Shield on cannon?
Solipsody: Did it say "Courtyard" when you got the shield? Does it tell you where you have to take stuff?
RandomTrivia: We could use that shield to knock the stupid man out so he doesn't run off again
wildpeaks: good thing our pockets are bigger on the inside
BusTed: Are we going to have to fight something?
noSmokeFire: of COuRSESE
wildpeaks: well yes, where else would you store that
kumatsu: I love the logic of these games SO MUCH
niccus: adventure games never died, they just... fermented
plummeting_sloth: what... were they using it for? A Shim?
Mysticman89: bigger shield
Laserbeaks_Fury: OH NOo
noSmokeFire: whY
plummeting_sloth: SWORDS OF HANOI
wildpeaks: oh no
rrtycoon2: Swords (lights) out...
quasi79fu: have to sheathed
kat2kool: ohhh I hate this kind of puzzle
wildpeaks: why do people keep using this puzzle
ameliette: *i hate these puzzles. never got the logic down
Nigouki: oooooooh noooooooo
niccus: as a game developer,
RandomTrivia: Why are these swords connected? Surely our hands aren't that big
wildpeaks: something something sword magic
RaklarLS: have the rusty lake games been played on stream here? might be an interesting thing to go on, especially with the continuous story
Mysticman89: each one of these is essentially a binary (click or don't click)
RandomTrivia: Never has that skip button looked so tempting
plummeting_sloth: SURE!
wildpeaks: woohoo
BusTed: Magic smoke.
rrtycoon2: THAT was the button they hit as kids?
wildpeaks: oh it truly was sword magic in the end
plummeting_sloth: the blue smoke? Did the display case's capacitor blow?
Laserbeaks_Fury: America's missing
quasi79fu: I feel sad that im the only one who is intrigued by this game
kumatsu: "I'll take the lot"
plummeting_sloth: ah, I love a globe with a CHONKY New World
Solipsody: America is in the middle of the screen there.
CAKHost: Is one of them a continent?
Solipsody: That one's under the fish.
wildpeaks: suddenly, Death Stranding
RaklarLS: @quasi79fu you played one, you played them all. just change the pasted on theme. it's still fun though!
Rynehawk: is that globe incontinent?
CAKHost: Wat
niccus: you got the whole cloud!
RaklarLS: upside down america
RassilonDND: oh hey its one of those point and click adventures. Cool
wildpeaks: you discovered america
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bless the Rains?
CAKHost: AFRICA
RandomTrivia: Grab some cutlery I guess?
plummeting_sloth: Holy Ice Cream Scoop
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Steal the silverware
wench_tacular: maybe she bumped her head
plummeting_sloth: A KNIFE!
BusTed: slytqKnife
wildpeaks: Just knife things
Solipsody: No forks, only knives!
kumatsu: your Knaifu is dull
rrtycoon2: I think the game's jsut buttering you up.
RandomTrivia: But what if soup for lunch later?
cambo212: what happens if you just needed some cutlery !
RandomTrivia: Love the sound of that "almost"
noSmokeFire: the Jim Hedron
plummeting_sloth: Almost any kind of evil. There's a few it does't work on. Don't worry about it
RassilonDND: Hedron Hedron. Oh, that is a shame
Laserbeaks_Fury: Max Herdon
Bread_Zeppelin_: *for a long time but not forever :)
wildpeaks: so we're gonna open the container with the evil in it, aren't we
kumatsu: Ah yes, that hit MTV show, Hedrons
Solipsody: Entrance to the Nightmare Realm is Alice Cooper's best work.
AmberLampLight: Not a key. A codex opener.
RandomTrivia: One of those?
wench_tacular: for keeping scent in
plummeting_sloth: it's an MTG format, right?
niccus: we keep referring to the nightmare realm as if it's this boring thing
cambo212: its a chocolate orange
I_Am_Clockwork: Ekle Eric, ekam erif, erif erif, Di Magio!
GamesAndInk: It's when you play Commander with only commons
quasi79fu: isnt a pomander a insence jar?
BusTed: hair apple
niccus: a thousand years into this cenobite job
Mysticman89: isn't ommade or something like it like a hair gel thing
I_Am_Clockwork: “He put his name in the spell?!”
RaklarLS: it's a golden orange to put tobacco inside, or any sort of incense
wildpeaks: these are.. words, probably
GDwarf: "Apple of Amber", it's a thing that holds perfume, apparently?
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noSmokeFire: pfffft
wench_tacular: genius
cambo212: cam is a genius
Luminaire_p: hahahahahaha
BusTed: slytqShrug
RassilonDND: No my gas!
noSmokeFire: what IS scale? we just don't know
cambo212: like an actual genius
RandomTrivia: Savidan.MP3
drowbard: Incredible
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
SeiichiSin: Cam... That broke me.
RaklarLS: oooh, it's a spoon to melt wax on.
quasi79fu: a ball or perforated container of sweet-smelling substances such as herbs and spices, placed in a closet, drawer, or room to perfume the air or (formerly) carried as a supposed protection against infection. Gooogle says this is what Pomander is for
Solipsody: "But doctor, I AM Endless Fables 4!"
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plummeting_sloth: it good hands, and it definitely won't be in evil hands!
BusTed: M'initial
kumatsu: *tips helmet* M'initial
kumatsu: gotta turn off the magnet
Solipsody: What is Agatha doing?
TheMerricat: Did we ever get into the well?
vmob: hedron of the dodec kind
wench_tacular: flawless
wildpeaks: Tex Murphy would be proud
RandomTrivia: Classic strategy, do the edge pieces first
RaklarLS: yo, that's a donkey
BusTed: Multiple horses. How dare.
rrtycoon2: Anybody have some lead solder?
plummeting_sloth: Horse Stained Glass, legs sold seperately
kumatsu: praise the sun?
kumatsu: I think I'm supposed to say that here
TehAmelie: for being contemporary stained glass art, this is quite elaborate yet badly made
RaklarLS: why does the black knight have elephant trunks as decorative horns?
TehAmelie: contemporary to the "vaguely medieval" age i mean
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BusTed: 'Bout to get spear'd
plummeting_sloth: ah, nice outside the frame art there
plummeting_sloth: don't really see that in stained glass
Luminaire_p: Ow, my most of me!
KeytarCat: there windows don't end at the frame...
RandomTrivia: I think I would enjoy watching an edition of Tinker Tailor where Cori just does a jigsaw for 2 hours
plummeting_sloth: because you can't
RaklarLS: see? elephant trunks
frnknstn: sequential stained glass puzzle isn't the worst way to reveal plot
AmberLampLight: The animation on the cursor hand is shudder-inducing
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: The Vengabus is coming.
MolaMolaphant: it bothers me that the stained glass expands past the edges of the actual window...
TehAmelie: lrrJUDGE the white nights are ganging up on their opponent
wildpeaks: what happens next is The Vengabus
plummeting_sloth: maybe if we don't finish the window, the knight will be okay!
kat2kool: It was Emrakul all along!
Solipsody: Spawn?
Luminaire_p: And the glass escapes its frame
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Someone say lots of tenticles?
RandomTrivia: Ah perfect, you're here
GamesAndInk: @plummeting_sloth Yeah, medieval artists started making out-of-frame art for their sillier stained glass windows, but then they started using it for real when they were depicting Planeswalkers.
wildpeaks: the vengabus has more tentacles than expected
drcthulu: tentacle, I approve
I_Am_Clockwork: Spawn?
TehAmelie: is that a Spider-Man villain's mask? it looked vaguely familiar
InkyGhoast: oh that's the bad man coffin
TehAmelie: oh yes Spawn
Gizmoloid: What do you mean "unfriendly looking"? That's obviously a noble luchadore!
plummeting_sloth: Mmm, indeed
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dial M for Monkey
empyreon: M'initial
Styxseus: Ah, an Mblem
plummeting_sloth: Ahhhhhhhhhh
wildpeaks: oh nooo
RandomTrivia: Oh no it's pickup sticks
Solipsody: Ah, good, we've opened the Mell.
GamesAndInk: It's that game I always receive Twitter ads for!
squidwardtentacruel: middle
squidwardtentacruel: left
wildpeaks: at least it's not that bad
TehAmelie: a code lock worthy of a bank vault
RassilonDND: This is what I call a bad puzzle. it is all guess and check
Bread_Zeppelin_: its that mobile game that you always see in the ads of other mobile games!
Rynehawk: now its bucket's time to shine!
plummeting_sloth: that's.. a very good bucket
wildpeaks: bucket to the rescue
wench_tacular: your time has come bucket
CanPlayGames: lrrDOTS lrrCORI lrrARROW
kumatsu: Cheevos! PogChamp
noSmokeFire: time to become sailor mooon
quasi79fu: clock in weapon room?
TheMerricat: just need to find another clow
TheMerricat: claw
plummeting_sloth: stop bargining with the squirell!
noSmokeFire: y'know agatha, you could HELP
TehAmelie: i can't wait to vaniquish some evil while floating on a beam of photons
wildpeaks: it's totally going to be the squirel who has the claw, isn't it
Solipsody: Look, I don't ask for much. I just want to know that the people who made this game, in their final moments, suffered as I have suffered.
KeytarCat: you haven't finished the warhammer in the museum?
I_Am_Clockwork: Did we finish fixing the pole arm?
RandomTrivia: She doesn't want to get her Hans dirty
quasi79fu: break time?
plummeting_sloth: Agatha still acting like thte door is there
BusTed: wp RandomTrivia
drowbard: I think you still need one part of the polearm, which you probably use to pry up those boards?
rrtycoon2: Oh, the spear puzzle
plummeting_sloth: ah that's probably what that war hammer is for
GamesAndInk: Oh I don't know, this game's not so bad @Solipsody . If Myst had the same gameplay I'd be infinitely more interested in it
Kaktus021: How long is it going to be sunset?
Solipsody: @GamesAndInk If Myst had this gameplay, it would have killed adventure games forever, and spared us this, so I guess that would have been okay, yeah.
TehAmelie: i want a puzzle section where you have to know the names of about 25 different polearms
rrtycoon2: Ah, was a bit under the folding door when closed?
quasi79fu: hint button
electric_claire: I think it's next to the Warhammer
electric_claire: That puzzle looks self contained
kat2kool: ohhhh my god
squidwardtentacruel: oof
noSmokeFire: PUZZLES
Solipsody: @GamesAndInk See, that? That's bad design.
wildpeaks: Zen
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TehAmelie: pole arm? that doesn't look right
RandomTrivia: I don't think my forehead can take much more of this beating
Luminaire_p: They used to call me old Pole Arm
empyreon: O_O
I_Am_Clockwork: 45 dollars?!!,
drowbard: It is all keys
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That's not the end I thought we'd use
TehAmelie: meanwhile, DOOM is on sale for i think it was 3 dollars
plummeting_sloth: I demand a 5 minute argument over the definition of pole arms and their use in 15th century military
sterlingsojourner: I legitimately love this style of game, I'm so happy to see you all playing one!
kumatsu: what a...strange place to hide something in your courtyard
CanPlayGames: Make sure you put it back when you're done using it
Solipsody: No glue required.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Toggle the eyepatch.
BusTed: Thanks.
RandomTrivia: How do you forget something like that?!
silenceaux: The Headron?
quasi79fu: buried the lead
Orgmastron: What??!?
wildpeaks: a twist
plummeting_sloth: well.... thank you for helping...
Luminaire_p: It's connected to the Head Ron, leader of all Rons
squidwardtentacruel: HEDRON CRAB
GDwarf: That breathing animation is unsettling
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought it was he-dron. not head-ron
BusTed: Apply directly to forehead.
Solipsody: Taylor Swift, I mean Agatha, is doing her best okay!
wildpeaks: "oh yeah I forgot I can open a portal to hell"
RaklarLS: yo, that melting effect on the shirt is creepy
noSmokeFire: a lively bosom
I_Am_Clockwork: “Oh yeah, the plot was inside me all along!”
empyreon: blowing through those windows did a number on the ol' gray matter, eh?
RandomTrivia: I think her ribcage is slightly fluid
GDwarf: Her collarbone is inflating
ashiok_nightmare_moose: more of a collapsing bossom
Luminaire_p: It's fine
plummeting_sloth: when your bossem is a thin piece of velum over a diaphram
TehAmelie: something something magnets
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Luminaire_p: I'm very excited for the Nightmare Realm
drowbard is continuing the Gift Sub they got from colonelkreiner!
MolaMolaphant: it's a pinata, but the string is just invisible
sterlingsojourner: Souffle bosom is a fantastic superhero name
drcthulu: "Magic"
quasi79fu: agatha drugged you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Roll for initiative
cambo212: agatha has been slipping us some pills
RaklarLS: don't worry about it, it's just barfing runes, it's fiiiiine
niccus: your team will wipe if you pick the wrong glyph
wildpeaks: better call Daniel Jackson
TehAmelie: they put some effort into making up all these bullshit runes, i say
Bread_Zeppelin_: bottom right
vmob: oh look, the witness
plummeting_sloth: I sold my soul to the Hedron store
RandomTrivia: Brute force time?
wildpeaks: yolo try them all
TehAmelie: is this the second rune alphabet we've encountered? i may have missed some
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN
Kaktus021: bottom right, one in
sterlingsojourner: Bottom right
squidwardtentacruel: bot right
Solipsody: Bottom right?
RaklarLS: bottom, the right one
RassilonDND: Hmm, I seemed to miss the day in pan-dimensional physics where dragonflies control passworeded gateways
squidwardtentacruel: top right
TehAmelie: tfw the code runes are so deeply bullshit you can't even describe them for reference
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1
noSmokeFire: 1 oclock
plummeting_sloth: oh, 9 oclock
silenceaux: 12:34
squidwardtentacruel: 1 o clock
sterlingsojourner: Cam has unlocked his galaxy brain for this
RaklarLS: the one right next to it
TheMerricat: Dang chat you have way better eyes than I I"m not seeing any of these connectios
RandomTrivia: RassilonDND And that didn't cover the squirrels
plummeting_sloth: hahhaha
plummeting_sloth: ZOOOP
noSmokeFire: ZWORP
TehAmelie: the, uh, happy man with the really long neck. . .
RandomTrivia: Oh goodbye
BusTed: *voip*
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: weee
wildpeaks: goodbye ?
Luminaire_p: This seems good
squidwardtentacruel: bye
GDwarf: Zyooom
Orgmastron: NYOOM
silenceaux: Good riddance
niccus: yeeet
Solipsody: Objective completed: Get rid of Agatha. You win!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: My planet needs me!
quasi79fu: wheeee
beauxdeigh: It ate Agatha!
Luminaire_p: Into the Nightmare Realm!
RandomTrivia: VROOM!
wildpeaks: The sacrifice has been made
I_Am_Clockwork: Nyoooom
noSmokeFire: this is BEAUTIFUKL
RaklarLS: Is it... radioactive magic?
empyreon: She was all like "MY HANS NEEDS ME"
TehAmelie: wait NOW we go into the nightmare realm?
RassilonDND: I feel a break in the nightmare realm might be refreshing
TheMerricat: Go to? Where are we now?
squidwardtentacruel: THE NIGHTMARE REALM CALLS
gamercat88: vengabus'd into the nightmare realm
plummeting_sloth: no, see NOW we hit the pub
SeiichiSin: Cliffhanger break time!
frnknstn: that is good advice
squidwardtentacruel: Agatha got yeeted
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ah yes accelerate int he negative x
noSmokeFire: translate directly into the ngihtmare realm
Caldurin: Are we not already IN the nightmare realm?
SerGarretCameron: Shela, get in the glowing green portal.
kumatsu: !quote nightmare
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AmberLampLight: Vwoop
Solipsody: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
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Weagle: No big deal, just opening a portal to the Nightmare Realm
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wildpeaks: she has the zoomies
RandomTrivia: Can a mod quote that? "We should take a break beforewe go to the nightmare realm" is gold
squidwardtentacruel: YEET AT SPEED
Styxseus: Are you ok? :D
noSmokeFire: shepherds crook just yoinked her right to hell
RandomTrivia: !break
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TheMerricat: "ALL REVIEWS: Mostly Positive (13) STEAMDB RATING: 66.98% (?)"
FarleyF: Are we about to meet pinhead maybe
Solipsody: @FarleyF Knowing this game, we'll have to find and properly insert all his pins...
TheMerricat: Btw chat, from what I can tell we are no where near half way done yet... :D
TheMerricat: Explore 31 locations of dreams and reality to find truth about Hans.
TehAmelie: why do i get the feeling solving this game actually takes longer than the developers spent on it?
AmberLampLight: I bet the puzzles in the nightmare realm will make a lot more sense tho
TheMerricat: We are appearently one of the three players currently playing it right now two. *Waves at two other poor souls*
plummeting_sloth: I defy this game to make me think Hans is worth whatever we're about to do
Pteraspidomorphi: Missed most of this.. How's it going? Any good?
AmberLampLight: Define good
TehAmelie: we're getting an endless stream of good roasts in
kumatsu: @Pteraspidomorphi I would categorize this game as "delightfully terrible"
quasi79fu: ptera chat is finding it hilarious to wach
TheMerricat: Quote from one of the reviews "Also.. Really ? A pink sheep with rackets as wings and cool glasses is enough to fool a bee ? Maybe I was on bad drug when I played that part, I don't want to think about it anymore."
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, excellent
Solipsody: Holy forking shirtballs... This IS the Nightmare Realm!
quasi79fu: the game itself is trying hard to be good but ..welllll
wildpeaks: well we just opened a portal to hell, so technically we're doing fine until the end of the break
quasi79fu: Spooopy Time tonight
RandomTrivia: This game clearly runs on a special kind of logic that doesn't work in our universe
quasi79fu: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Dead Space 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:27 from now).
CAKHost: Acid might be needed to actually understand this game (plz don't actually do this)
quasi79fu: man chats reaction to several other hidden object games that ive played would be hilarious
wildpeaks: too late, acid alien blood is making holes in the stream
TheMerricat: At least there is a collectables guide on Steam in case Cori feels the need to 100% this.
squidwardtentacruel: how long until we resume do we think? might go get some snacks
quasi79fu: go get your snacks
LoadingReadyRun: couple minutes methinks
quasi79fu: keep yourself fed and happy and safe
LoadingReadyRun: go get snacks
RandomTrivia: If you miss anything particularly spicy there will be clips
wildpeaks: instruction unclear, brought sneks
quasi79fu: a clip of Agatha being yeeted into the Nightmare Realm will now be haunting Loadingreadyrun
TheMerricat: @quasi79fu to be fair I agree about the hidden object games comment. Though to also be fair to chat, hidden object games tend to be wack and have little sense of logic or reality.
RandomTrivia: Next time either of you is in the office just leave a post-it that says "Do you ever just think about the Nightmare Realm?"
LoadingReadyRun: snack time is over
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Jund 'em out.
empyreon: yeet thineself!
quasi79fu: oh Cori didnt get yeeted as welll into the Nightmare Realm?
BusTed: Shadowy, tentacles
thegreatwyrdling: John Madden.
Rynehawk: marshmallows and honey
Scy_Anide: Hopefully the nightmare realm doesn't have the weird grinding sound in the background.
rrtycoon2: Maybe this realm, but in shadow?
gsyhiap: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
wildpeaks: dark, stone, tentacles
GDwarf: I'm picturing floating islands covered in rocks and dead trees
kumatsu: Can't wait for the butler to be the demon
TehAmelie: i expect something like Garth Marenghi's fantasies about how imaginative he is
wildpeaks: oh yeah, shadow versino of the castle would be interesting
RandomTrivia: LttP style Dark World mirror perhaps
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nightmare Frontier?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Tenticles you say?
TehAmelie: a lot of melting effects
Rynehawk: i mean that feels like table stakes
Solipsody: The real nightmare realm: It just sends you back to the beginning on the game.
Scy_Anide: It could be fun. It could be funtacles.
gamercat88: seabatUseless Squid4
sterlingsojourner: I'm thinking it'll just be flavortown
wildpeaks: I blame the squirrel
TehAmelie: someone said you're far from halfway still
drowbard: Did the squirrel take him?
fullofliesandbees: I'm gonna need to hit the VOD on this, 'cause I had to leave to do work thing and I came back to the Nightmare Realm?
kat2kool: I would not have described Beast as bishie
fullofliesandbees: And am now confused.
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CanPlayGames: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Into the Nightmare
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Squid1 Squid2 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid2 Squid4
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought Cameron asked how bishi was Hans going to be
BusTed: Me too.
GDwarf: Ah, the time tunnel
RandomTrivia: At this point who knows how powerful the squirrel is
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Sandman?!
quasi79fu: sandman?
wench_tacular: bad idea!
wildpeaks: oh no, the obvious evil guy is evil
empyreon: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: Oh my nope
GDwarf: Well, that escalated
thegreatwyrdling: BETRAYAL!
fullofliesandbees: What.
CanPlayGames: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TheMerricat: https://www.bigfishgames.com/blog/walkthroughs/endless-fables-shadow-within.html is a walkthrough I'm using to gauge progress on, scrollbar is about at 35% down for me.
quasi79fu: welllllll
GhostValv: jocatGasp
KV1NN4: WTF
Rynehawk: welp
ashiok_nightmare_moose: and then i pulled out my gun!
quasi79fu: Wtf?
Rynehawk: here we are
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh. This art style reminds me of Daedalic games
kat2kool: I like the feather rocks!
KV1NN4: WAT
RandomTrivia: The Sandman that brings dreams?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Achibald, no!
GDwarf: Hah! Floating islands! No dead trees, but I'm giving myself half marks
sterlingsojourner: whaaaaaaaat
Phailhammer: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
fullofliesandbees: What? What.
irish_ferret_: well ok
ashiok_nightmare_moose: !Art
Zyme86: There were colts before 1911
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: What in the name of fuck
wench_tacular: well the sketch was accurate
irish_ferret_: sure, this is fine
Nigouki: well we did have at least a 1920s car
scratchmonkey: nice piece Gunther
wildpeaks: I wasn't far off, only thing missing is tentacles
gamercat88: i mean do we really need to save her....
electric_claire: Nice one, Cam
sterlingsojourner: Oh yeah, naturally
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI_TK
sterlingsojourner: Just open the sarcophagus
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: could you imagine a cracked nail here? our status would be in ruins
Solipsody: But what if we didn't save Agatha? Hypothetically. I mean, we're going to have to live through WWII after this, right? Will seeing one childhood friend get splattered really make a difference?
wildpeaks: the path to a man's heart is through the crocodile mouth, of course
Laserbeaks_Fury: The CLAAAAAAW
plummeting_sloth: so.... he's jsut sitting there watching us do this huh?
CanPlayGames: You can exchange them for nightmare prizes
electric_claire: I think the Colt 1901 wad the first gun with a slide?
Invitare: so that man is just standing there while you do all this?
wench_tacular: teeth are sharp
TheGreyA: FrankerZ50
plummeting_sloth: like at this point his arm would get tired holding that gun up like that for so long
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Can't he just shoot the egg?
gamercat88: gross
BusTed: Good ol' game of horns 'n' stabs.
GhostValv: blues and reds
ashiok_nightmare_moose: slidey game so we can play glock paper scissors with homeslice
GDwarf: Why is the villain imprisoned using a puzzle, rather than, say, a key?
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kat2kool: god this game is just a collection of my least favourite puzzles
RandomTrivia: Are we splitting them by colour? Or alternating them?
Solipsody: There's a skip button?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Oh hey look a "skip" button
GhostValv: poggies?
BusTed: I'm sure this will go well for him.
squidwardtentacruel: i have snacks now what did i miss
GhostValv: jocatGasp
plummeting_sloth: it's the key master!
RandomTrivia: Uh.... squidwardtentacruel Don't ask
kumatsu: Keys :O
wildpeaks: *re-re-gasp*
GhostValv: it's time to conquer earth
BusTed: Nice umbrella.
DoodlestheGreat: He's a locksmith!
delta__vee: something something sarcophagus juice drinks you
squidwardtentacruel: I made a cheese toastie and now there is a terrible nightmare
I_Am_Clockwork: House Kurtz were samurai
GDwarf: Thanks for the exposition
Scy_Anide: God, having a wind chime on your head would be so annoying.
kumatsu: but will you bring us a dream?
Rynehawk: ok copol
Styxseus: Is that an.. umbrella?
I_Am_Clockwork: More than knight
ashiok_nightmare_moose: cmon glock
TehAmelie: Sandman? you're not due on Netflix this year
Scy_Anide: Is that why he's evil? Is it cuz of the windchime?
StarFreak359: We're good! No thank you!
Invitare: why does the Sandman have keys on his antlers
plummeting_sloth: hello there, angel of my nightmare
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Bad end?
Rynehawk: paddycake!
Bread_Zeppelin_: keys, the thing that gamers fear most
wildpeaks: but can we pet the nightmares ?
I_Am_Clockwork: Bad end?
RandomTrivia: So are we having a puzzle QTE?
Brozard: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brozard: THIS is what I come back to?
Invitare: why are you waving arms at it
Rynehawk: is that john connor?
plummeting_sloth: that running animation!
RandomTrivia: That's not quite the line, but good enough
ameliette: endgame thor?
TehAmelie: Jesus with a shiv
squidwardtentacruel: buget jesus
Angnor33: Come with me if you want to live!
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
GhostValv: lost boys?
gualdhar: did this time slot switch to Watch + Play without me realizing it @LoadingReadyRun
wildpeaks: Ben looks different
CAKHost: What about Agatha?
kat2kool: Robin Williams in Jumanji?
Solipsody: Where did Agatha go?
kumatsu: are we in a post-apocolyptic wasteland now?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: bonesaw is ready
Rynehawk: WHY WAS THAT NOT THE END
Styxseus: *picks up saaw* Hi! :D
plummeting_sloth: ENTER NIGHT
Laserbeaks_Fury: Exit Light
RandomTrivia: Saw that one coming
sterlingsojourner: Well, Bonesaw is ready
irish_ferret_: what in the fuck
gamercat88: nope this is fake hans
GhostValv: what's the opposite of a glow up?
Huschel23: Dr. Scott!
TehAmelie: i'm growing increasingly dubious why they let you change your name at the start
BusTed: Harry Potter?
Rynehawk: WOOOOOOOW
StarFreak359: Harry?
silenceaux: Wait, did he say Heedron
plummeting_sloth: wait, why can he pronounce it right
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: A C T I N G
GDwarf: Voice acting!
kat2kool: lrrWOW
wildpeaks: Voldemort must be near
empyreon: shadog. SHADOG.
RandomTrivia: Really storytellers? SHOW DON'T TELL!
Styxseus: Shadog...
Scy_Anide: Is the remedy...alcohol?
Pteraspidomorphi: The acting here is... uhh... interesting
Piratical_tendancies: Shadog!
Rynehawk: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Moddey: oh boy that was
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the key to auuughhhh
TehAmelie: the keys to Aaaargh
StarFreak359: uh-huh
drcthulu: such melodrama
Pteraspidomorphi: What did he just poop?
TheMerricat: @silenceaux yes. yes he did. I say we call in Paul and have him finsh this :P
Moddey: well that sure was
I_Am_Clockwork: OBIWAN Kenobi? There’s a name I haven’t heard in along time... a very long time
MTGColorPie: TOS
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: DId hans just cum?
BusTed: ResidentSleeper
squidwardtentacruel: the aughh waas so strange
Caldurin: Okay we're looking for ARGH
Scy_Anide: Where are his legs?
Rynehawk: all that voice work tuckered him out
Invitare: use sawblade on him
DoodlestheGreat: Oh Cam, the VAs here are SO earnest.
Laserbeaks_Fury: just FYI, an open wound is not a scar
plummeting_sloth: who's this friend!
DoodlestheGreat: A shadog is what you pick up at Shae Stadium.
GDwarf: I dearly hope they can act harder than this
kumatsu: I need this frump friend in my life
RandomTrivia: The voice actors have heard Brian Blessed and assumed that to be the middleground
TehAmelie: i like the grumpy cat portrait
snowmonkey99: Oh Cam
GhostValv: hah
kumatsu: I love scarabs!
kat2kool: ah yes, the scarab. perfectly on theme
Solipsody: Like, every clue or item you find in this, just makes me sad, because it means you're going to have to do something stupid with it.
Rynehawk: good job by you.....whatever that was
silenceaux: why even have that
wildpeaks: this candle doesn't seem safe
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: What is this music?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: just a lit candle in my wooden cupboard
Laserbeaks_Fury: Memory?
snowmonkey99: Memory game?
Invitare: why is the music happening and why is it so loud?
Luminaire_p: Bureau of Balance...
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s memory?
TheMerricat: memory!
quasi79fu: i like the music
RandomTrivia: We're standing under the speaker
kat2kool: the middle book moved
silenceaux: Gray book in the middle shifted
NimrodXIV: one book moved
Laserbeaks_Fury: middle book
squidwardtentacruel: i'd say the devs stopped caring but they never started
Goblinsinsuits: middle black book
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, you learned how sucky this game is...
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun middle black book moved
kat2kool: we need a key to be able to read
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can't read Latin!
GhostValv: use book on sleepy dude
GDwarf: This book won't help me because I can't read!
wildpeaks: must be a smart mirror
RandomTrivia: Oh, we can use that to see back into the overworld and call for help from... Oh.
Solipsody: How can it show your reflection if it can't see you? That's just science.
squidwardtentacruel: to the abyss
plummeting_sloth: saltines
wench_tacular: whatever it wants
GamesAndInk: *puts Mirror-Eye over Mirror, screen starts showing myself* Bwatsup it's your boy!
RassilonDND: I mean you have a bonesaw, why not use it Kappa
BusTed: Haha.
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s just a big grabby hand
Invitare: Wrong lever
squidwardtentacruel: niv mizzet?
doctorGunsforhands: what
GhostValv: :O
BusTed: uh huh
AtomicAlchemical: Can't use Triple Sword Kata style with only one sword
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or not?
silenceaux: Well Cameron, you called it
squidwardtentacruel: we need gloo
doctorGunsforhands: Why has this not come up before
I_Am_Clockwork: Fuk
quasi79fu: You were saying Cam
CAKHost: Wat
RandomTrivia: Did everyone see that? That was the moment Cori died inside
DoodlestheGreat: FailFish
TheMerricat: Kappa HSWP
FarleyF: You must gather your weapons before venturing forth
electric_claire: We HAD glur
CAKHost: You put a statue together without glue!
Invitare: first you need to find a horse
squidwardtentacruel: tthe scarab woot woot
Laserbeaks_Fury: cut the bag?
BusTed: Literal puzzle piece.
TheMerricat: Puzzle piece!!
CAKHost: Eye ball?
CAKHost: Eye ball glue?
squidwardtentacruel: wrong eye
tknomncr: Keys on keys on keys on...
Gredora: Spook
CAKHost: They had a teddy bear!
kat2kool: Can we keep it
GhostValv: :)
Eli_Freeman: puzzle piece
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh thats a CTR TV
AtomicAlchemical: Awwww. That's almost adorable!
Styxseus: Imagine building a house like this :P Every-time you need to to the bathroom you have to solve 5 "puzzles"
Laserbeaks_Fury: *CRT
RandomTrivia: Oh thank goodness
Invitare: "fix" it
ashiok_nightmare_moose: that man-tato is skeeving me out
squidwardtentacruel: i think there is glue where the eyeball was
electric_claire: Look Hans, we'll make you some medicine but first we need to fix this teddy bear
GhostValv: wat
AtomicAlchemical: wat
wildpeaks: uhhh
silenceaux: Bear is unrelated to door opening
RandomTrivia: Oh look, an actual skeleton in this closet
Solipsody: So the Alchemist's World is a room. Cool.
Invitare: Don't give up, skeleton
ashiok_nightmare_moose: one lil teeny arm
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Lick the phasmid!
plummeting_sloth: it's one eye'd willy!
kat2kool: omg there's little shelves for the skeleton arm, I love that!
empyreon: extract the words?
wildpeaks: soon, soon lrbot
plummeting_sloth: with 2 eyes!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Squige the eye in there
RandomTrivia: No take. Only throw
Luminaire_p: Extract the Shadog Bone Marrow
Solipsody: It wants a squishy eye!
quasi79fu: you have a eyeballl
kat2kool: we have the conch!
empyreon: Ribcage ain't got no floor!
BusTed: It was *really* jammed in there.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Try the eye with the skull
UnusuallyLargeMoth: quickly! Consult the magic conch!
GuilKato: eyeball into skeleton headband?
wench_tacular: Cori knows the way to a man's heart
MolaMolaphant: "It's my Conch. I like to keep it where my heart used to be"
DiscordianTokkan: Mm! Skull juice!
CAKHost: Why would you say dark fluid verse ink?
Goblinsinsuits: ahh the three animal types
CAKHost: I presume this person has been living in our world
BusTed: That's an even division of labor.
squidwardtentacruel: put the dragon blood on the bag?
quasi79fu: eyeballl on skeleton?
squidwardtentacruel: the eye
BusTed: Don't drill a hole in your head.
DoodlestheGreat: Point & Click Adventure. When you want to remind yourself of all the pain you used to suffer as a child.
brainbosh: When did this game transition from a hidden object game to a myst-like?
I_Am_Clockwork: Eyeball!
I_Am_Clockwork: Aww
electric_claire: Use the medicine book on the ingredients?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: r u kidding
plummeting_sloth: the twisting motion on corkscrews is merely ornimental
RandomTrivia: The hecc are we going to do with all this junk?
electric_claire: HAS SHE SEEN A MANDRAKE BEFORE??
rrtycoon2: Hello, hello, hello!
wildpeaks: oh good, now we're collecting skulls. we're taking our journey through hell well
doctorGunsforhands: I would have bet money that touching the mandrake would insta-kill you
Invitare: the music is doing the thing again
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: The eye said something about glue when you picked it up, maybe try that with the lever?
silenceaux: Every time the eye doesn't work is a treasure
ranknullity: Oh good, more eyes
DiscordianTokkan: Eyeball rose? WHY
RandomTrivia: Oh that eye is following the cursor... Nope
ranknullity: Eyeball rose, I'm home again rose
letfireraindown: anyone else here "put the skulls in the chest" like put the lime in the coconut lyrics?
plummeting_sloth: okay protagonist, you don't get to give us a "I woudnt dare drink an unlabled potion" AFTER EVERY OTHER RANDOM THING YOU'VE DONE IN THIS GAME
Laserbeaks_Fury: healing book?
squidwardtentacruel: medicine book
electric_claire: Use the book?
silenceaux: Weird guy did give us a book, after all.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: The eye said something about glue when you picked it up
gualdhar: badger badger badger
wench_tacular: badger, badger
wildpeaks: m'shroom
ameliette: snaake, snaake
quasi79fu: there was a mushrooom in the burrow
RandomTrivia: *tips sporecap*
quasi79fu: where she picked up the bugs
wildpeaks: *tips cap*
wildpeaks: ha hive mind :D
TheMerricat: Side of case @LoadingReadyRun
RandomTrivia: The hivemind is all the protection we have left against... this...
plummeting_sloth: to counter the Shadog you must fine the Ligdog
BartholemewTheKitten: Is there mush room in your inventory for it?
Invitare: wait how did you take that cork out with your bare hands?
plummeting_sloth: never the mandrake, only the drake who is a man
TehAmelie: pro wine drinker skills
wildpeaks: time to poison a man
RandomTrivia: "friend"
quasi79fu: ph nooooo she killls him by "Accident
silenceaux: This will definitely work
squidwardtentacruel: THEN BEFORE
GhostValv: wat
BusTed: The Fluffs, you say.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun Cameron I have to ask, what is your opinion on feeding someone a concoction straight from the flask?
quasi79fu: Fluffs?
Styxseus: the what
plummeting_sloth: The Sandman's doing? On no, we're facing an ECW invasion!
RandomTrivia: Their poison is stronger, good thing the existing remedy WORKED FINE
BartholemewTheKitten: The Hedrons are broken? But what of the hedron crabs?
TheMerricat: bring them to the .... FLUFFS.
Sogheim: Jozef Fluffs?
wildpeaks: the.. fluffs. such a scary name
DoodlestheGreat: The Fluffs! I have all their records!
DiscordianTokkan: Skeleton Eye!
niccus: that's a mistranslation right
Invitare: that was for the mushroom
TehAmelie: i once saw a man pull a cork out of a wine bottle by sticking a knife in it and pulling it straight out. how many bottles you think you have to go through to learn that?
squidwardtentacruel: to the mirror
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: The eye said something about glue when you picked it up
quasi79fu: that was about the mushroom
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you found it already, it was the mushroom
BartholemewTheKitten: Whoops
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Thanks Sauron
quasi79fu: I can seee Youuuuuu
RandomTrivia: Suddenly Shovel Knight
silenceaux: Oh I want your keys
I_Am_Clockwork: Ready?
I_Am_Clockwork: Teady
RandomTrivia: That's a Zendikar Forest art, isn't it?
quasi79fu: need glue
plummeting_sloth: are they small soldiers, or are they far away?
niccus: just confirming that zoom is working
squidwardtentacruel: we have glue now
KeytarCat: The lever says you're ready
squidwardtentacruel: sap for glue
wench_tacular: gross
Solipsody: Sap for the glue god!
quasi79fu: welll that was a sappy answer
BartholemewTheKitten: Looks safe
TehAmelie: that staff looked like something from Bad Dragon (don't google that if you're at work)
wench_tacular: praise the sun
plummeting_sloth: uhhh... thanks?
RandomTrivia: They won't need those any more
squidwardtentacruel: done
kat2kool: \[T]/
GDwarf: Can we just poke the king of nightmares with that sword and win the game?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Don't juice the doggy
quasi79fu: can we take the eye from the mirror?
Nemo_Rasa: spear for the hanging satchel perhaps?
kat2kool: there was something behind the sandman
electric_claire: Locked into the bad ending
quasi79fu: we have to get the hanging bav
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sandman moved
quasi79fu: bag
snowmonkey99: They've burnt up just like a phoenix? Well, that won't come back up surely
Styxseus: The scepter has exhausts?
squidwardtentacruel: SPEAR THE LOCK
BusTed: That wouldn't even have been the most outlandish solution if it worked.
Blade_Tiger: Ah yes, my lockpicking spear
Pteraspidomorphi: Just a dream of a hole
BusTed: 🕳❓
GDwarf: ante-hole
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That was certainly a sentence
wildpeaks: it had hole potential
RandomTrivia: LRRbot talked about this earlier
RandomTrivia: About holes being ontological parasites
RandomTrivia: It was an interesting discussion
plummeting_sloth: we monster's Inc now
squidwardtentacruel: BEAR
wildpeaks: surely the solution is to spear the kid
Rynehawk: put his hand in a bowl of warm water
kat2kool: ah, the safest hiding place: a child
Styxseus: =_= . . .
RandomTrivia: Can we break the kid's mirror by looking into it?
niccus: what level of dream logic are you in
plummeting_sloth: ah, so Jesus WAS the way
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
wildpeaks: way beyond 5 or 6 my dude
squidwardtentacruel: we need lamp
SeiichiSin: Teddy bear has a plus now?
Solipsody: @niccus Inception tried to play this game and gave up.
wench_tacular: was that a sewing basket?
piggy_sama: The facial reactions to this game are amazing.
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a window and two candles already
kat2kool: that's a heck of a brush
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ahh water for the hot eye
empyreon: thorsty!
squidwardtentacruel: water the eye to cool it down
Luminaire_p: Cup, brush, candle
codatski: Somehow light the candle on the shelf above her?
Luminaire_p: That old chestnut
I_Am_Clockwork: The “aaaah” from the soundtrack is triggering my asmr
Invitare: I *could* light this candle
squidwardtentacruel: the hot eye from before
BusTed: Do we have a taper of some sort?
Rynehawk: set the kid on fire
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Burn the children!
StarFreak359: Tool on bear?
TabbyLavalamp: The goal is to get your rage incandescent enough to light the candle.
Gadora: Hm. Can't harvest hair from the children to carry the flame to the other candle.
plummeting_sloth: this is the chillest battleground
BusTed: That's just simple thermodynamics.
Styxseus: Riight
noSmokeFire: that eye looks so done with all of this
BartholemewTheKitten: Immeadiately cracks from too-rapid cooling
quasi79fu: wasnt that a unicorn skull
Solipsody: Okay, you know what this reminds me? Not Sierra, not Myst. Loom. Except without any of the stuff I liked about Loom.
RaklarLS: this game is like an act away of turning into Tormentum
StarFreak359: Tool for lock?
fullofliesandbees: So many of these problems can just be solved with a wanton disregard for others property. Can
PadawanTK16: !next
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wench_tacular: Cori, some of your items have + now so you can do something with them
fullofliesandbees: Can't open the drawer? Break it with a hammer.
Solipsody: The eye! The alchemist needs a third eye!
I_Am_Clockwork: Hairbrush on Hans?
Pteraspidomorphi: Should we ask you about Loom, Solipsody?
I_Am_Clockwork: He’s hairy
noSmokeFire: aaahaHAHA
StarFreak359: sure
StarFreak359: why not
RandomTrivia: Ow my foreheaad
Solipsody: @Pteraspidomorphi That's what my shirt says!
squidwardtentacruel: WHYYYYY
Styxseus: Because its a brush???
Invitare: ah it's Tetris
BusTed: Everyone loves sliding block puzzles.
silenceaux: So, traffic jam?
Rynehawk: this is bad and the devs should feel bad
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh it’s Traffic
kat2kool: weirdly, this particular kind of sliding block puzzle is one I kinda like
Gadora: Okay, no. Could slide into your fingers.
plummeting_sloth: "hey Sandman, thanks for giving me time to do that. It was REALLY tediius:
squidwardtentacruel: the other fish half
RaklarLS: on her hand
Invitare: sails in the girls hand?
wench_tacular: opera glasses
kat2kool: I think Lorgnette is the boat
wildpeaks: longview
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah sails in her hand
squidwardtentacruel: the girl has the sails
Styxseus: :D
quasi79fu: a pair of glasses on a chain
kumatsu: A lorgnette is opera glasses
TabbyLavalamp: A lorgnette is a pastry made of fish.
plummeting_sloth: "No witnesses:
RaklarLS: fancy goggles,
momma_tatts: Opera glasses
MolaMolaphant: opera glasses. Wow. Why??? Who knows that????
Sogheim: why does the child have opera glasses?
squidwardtentacruel: IN THE GIRLS HAND
quasi79fu: its the thing that is the owls eyes on the blanket
silenceaux: Can you imagine sleeping in this much clutter
quasi79fu: that is a lorgnettte
sterlingsojourner: BY her hand
squidwardtentacruel: sails in the girls hand
sterlingsojourner: The other ship part
plummeting_sloth: SNAIL
Invitare: do you need that owl symbol on the blanket for something?
Solipsody: Hummingbird in her hair too.
silenceaux: just roll over into some opera glasses in your kidney
squidwardtentacruel: behing the girls head
quasi79fu: 360 no scope
MolaMolaphant: need a heart. Time to bring out the bone saw
RaklarLS: hold up, heart? do you have to.. you know... the kid.
silenceaux: You have to get to her heart
wildpeaks: Demon ballerina
Rynehawk: now open up the chest cavity and get the heart
plummeting_sloth: now... REMOVE HER HEART
BusTed: Fixed your stupid drawing, nerd.
Sogheim: fixed and stole
DiscordianTokkan: OC donut steel
Solipsody: Well, you need a heart, crack her open.
squidwardtentacruel: BONE SAW
wildpeaks: the heart was in us all along
TehAmelie: suddenly it's Elsa's Emergency Brain Surgery
StarFreak359: sure.
wench_tacular: Ah, fish asses
DiscordianTokkan: I... hate this game
plummeting_sloth: well done Cori, you robbed that sleeping girl blind
squidwardtentacruel: screw you game
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: a fish plug?
kumatsu: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal
Solipsody: @TehAmelie This makes that look logical...
I_Am_Clockwork: The literal FIRST THING we grabbed!?!
Rynehawk: this seems like some weird cognitive test
Rynehawk: and if you pass you get to stay in the facility
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you give him the teddy bear?
plummeting_sloth: Fear the Old Blood, Child
Laserbeaks_Fury: Unicorn head?
silenceaux: Not "I can't use that here", just "Nothing Happened"
quasi79fu: fish thing on bookshelf
TheMerricat: @Rynehawk I guarantee you Trump isn't passing this one... :P
TehAmelie: that scepter is too much. i mean Liberace would send that back
Rynehawk: LUL
RandomTrivia: As a substitute for shadow dog blood, we can take the EsSeNcE oF aN iNnOcEnT cHiLd
InkyGhoast: dutty box
TabbyLavalamp: Show us them ditties!
squidwardtentacruel: use the unicorn head on the box
Invitare: does the Ditty Box contain tools for toy repair?
I_Am_Clockwork: Anime Ditty
captain_Kha: it even said that he sleeps with a teddy
kat2kool: unicorn in the alchemy box
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Teddy bear + child?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah! That potion box thing had a Unicron head
Goblinsinsuits: did you use the unicorn on the box in the alchemists lab?
wildpeaks: we've got that unicorn statue
TheMerricat: @thebumblingbagofbogusluck we need to fix teddy first
I_Am_Clockwork: And we have two parts of fish token?
wildpeaks: oh, we don't have the item
I_Am_Clockwork: You don’t have the jewel yet :p
quasi79fu: You have the Fish for the bookshellf dont you
Solipsody: Sorry, Pamela, your item is in another castle.
kat2kool: does the fish go on that one bookshelf?
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: @themerricat oh ok. I joined the stream late
Styxseus: Does the + -sign next to some things mean anything?
RandomTrivia: I really hope we're not soft locked after killing the shadog
quasi79fu: Plus sign means that it is broken and needs more objects to complete it
ameliette: the + means its incomplete or needs some action on it
kat2kool: @Styxseus they need something added to them
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you have the fish token for the book in childs room now....
Invitare: can you use the Ditty Box with the broken teddy bear?
I_Am_Clockwork: Shadow blood from the cartoon dog?
SeiichiSin: Try putting the fish in place?
quasi79fu: Feeesh on boookshelf
Styxseus: But it was an empty circle before, something has changed?
wildpeaks: I hope we continue it next week, I just have to see the rest of this madness
RandomTrivia: No! That's a sunk cost fallacy!
Solipsody: @RandomTrivia This game including a soft-lock despite usually not letting you do anything that isn't the correct next step would be perfect, though.
DoodlestheGreat: Gotta make the pain last.
KV1NN4: This IS what these games are light
Gadora: I would love to see this continue.
SK__Ren: Oh! You're into QC? Nice
Sogheim: there's a logic that I'm not getting and it drives me mad
plummeting_sloth: ooof, too real, CAmeron
StarFreak359: Is QC still going?
InkyGhoast: yeah but QC is good :P
quasi79fu: Cori also please check out Dark Parables or Nightmares fo the Deep series
DiscordianTokkan: Because we like ro-butts and we cannot like
Easilycrazyhat: Man, is QC still going? Haven't checked in on that for a while
I_Am_Clockwork: Fuk
quasi79fu: Feeesh on Bookshelf
SeiichiSin: Ditty box I think is a sewing kit type of thing.
kat2kool: Feeeeeeesh
Pteraspidomorphi: It uses RFID and a raspberry pi
Invitare: Ditty Boxes were for like, Sailors, and hand thread and needles and stuff in
squidwardtentacruel: we can add something to the instructions
plummeting_sloth: they come from a land rich in gems but poor in keys
RandomTrivia: Old-school 2 Factor?
Nemo_Rasa: I also read that as gun at first
silenceaux: fish
Laserbeaks_Fury: does the fish work on the bookcase?
wildpeaks: two-factor authentifacation
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun for reference you are about 55/60% through the walkthrough I'm skimming.
Nigouki: it's a complicated system that relies on the precise refraction of each stone
quasi79fu: Feeesh please on bookshelf
Styxseus: Ohh, does the plus mean they have the thing to combine with?
ameliette: was there anything in the hangin net above hans?
wildpeaks: flower has no mouth and it must screams
Mysticman89: I reocmmend against taking labelled potions too if you don't trust the label-er
squidwardtentacruel: THE PLUS MEANS THERE IS SOMETHING TO COMBINE WITH
Styxseus: Goodness :D
silenceaux: Oh we're out of time. Everyone remember fish for next week!
BusTed: We must know how this story concludes.
RandomTrivia: We did it! We made it out the other side
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
niccus: so what made this the collector's edition
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Going_Medium: Fun as always. Thanks for hanging out.
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quasi79fu: thank you for the stream i willl be back chat for Lets nope ok
I_Am_Clockwork: The voice acting?
OriginalGarwulf: Thank you!
TStodden: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Dead Space 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (35m from now).
Rynehawk: "Mostly Positive" (19)
RandomTrivia: I'm just looking forward to not slapping my forehead every 5 minutes
iris_of_ether: Ooh, KQ6
Rynehawk: 19 people I feel like I need to avoid
Mysticman89: ah yes, sierra adventure games are an adventure
silenceaux: Was KQ6 the one with weird storybook islands
StarFreak359: Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the Middle!
Solipsody: At least the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle was clearly labelled and was supposed to be dumb.
iris_of_ether: @silenceaux Yes, I think so
doctorGunsforhands: Squid1 Squid2 Squid2 Squid2 Moon Logic! Squid2 Squid2 Squid2 Squid4
DoodlestheGreat: The Clutch Cargo method of animation
silenceaux: iris_of_ether Ah! I actually kinda liked that one. But Sierra games are definitely wild
wildpeaks: it can be a style, like in The Cat Lady
RandomTrivia: The classic technique of animation cells
iris_of_ether: @silenceaux Same! And same :D
TheMerricat: So chat the company that made this... makes a lot of these games - https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/AMHOG
CanPlayGames: Squid1 lrrCORI Squid4 lrrCAMERON
TheMerricat: 70 hidden object games
DoodlestheGreat: Oh Cam...
wildpeaks: GOG has a lot of such games too
gamercat88: more like 50
RandomTrivia: Time for everyone in chat to decompress and forget this game by any means they find comfortable
kat2kool: that's so many
NimrodXIV: closer to 60, but yeah
wildpeaks: they're playing a less spooky game
RandomTrivia: 8 player Pummel Party HYPE!
DiscordianTokkan: @TheMerricat Oh, one of them's Actually Queen's Quest, huh
iris_of_ether: Oh my
kat2kool: ooh!
MolaMolaphant: bahahhahaha, nice.
SeiichiSin: I vote that to be a thing yes.
gamercat88: who is your blaseball team?
DiscordianTokkan: What ball?
SeiichiSin: No idea what it is, but I'll watch it.
DoodlestheGreat: Everyone on my timeline is playing Fall Guys.
MolaMolaphant: pies are in rough shape now, were very good last season
gamercat88: excellent!
StarFreak359: >.<
wildpeaks: these are certainly sports words
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
kat2kool: pardon
GhostValv: ?
doctorGunsforhands: I feel like you are all messing with me and this is just Calvinball
Vyous: I cannot tell if these are real things
I_Am_Clockwork: What the heck is blaseball ?
Lord_Hosk: Thanks for sharing your time and insights with us once again Cameron and Cori.
Meyari: ???
RandomTrivia: Cori is approaching completely unhinged...
gamercat88: Canada Moist Talkers twitter handled at MoistTalkers
RandomTrivia: This game has done terrible things
doctorGunsforhands: 'night everyone!
niccus: blaseball is a fantasy fantasy baseball game loosely inspired by jon bois
Phailhammer: cya :)
iris_of_ether: Thanks your the stream!
niccus: it is not by jon bois
StarFreak359: Thanks for stream!
Orgmastron: @doctorGunsforhands I mean you're not entirely wrong
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, Cori!
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream!
GhostValv: thanks for stream :)
Mysticman89: Man, cameron writes *script*
MolaMolaphant: oh no Cori... don't learn bloodborne... you'll never escape...
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream Cam and Cori!
TheMerricat: Blaseball explainer for the uninitiated - https://www.usgamer.net/articles/blaseball-absurd-baseball-sports-sim-explainer
vmob: good bing!
Solipsody: Well, that was an experience we'll all unpack with our therapists later. Ciao for now, Chat!
TehAmelie: i was busy writing and barely followed it and i feel scarred
RandomTrivia: I need to massage my forehead after facepalming so much
robo__nixon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Dead Space 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
squidwardtentacruel: BIG UP THE CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES
Jean_Jacques_EB: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Dead Space 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (21m from now).
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Dead Space 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).