SoldieroFortune: !next
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djalternative: Who's ready to jump (JUMP) 21 Jumpstart!?
djalternative: either the johnny depp or jonah hill version
TehAmelie: i don't know anything about Jumpstart. i guess it's full of energy cards
TehAmelie: or futuristic amphetamine
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're checking out Jumpstart on MTGA! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Use spear, sing song, eat slug.
gnome_friend: Is this the new "Watch Top Gear, Play Minecraft, Get Pig?"
Juliamon: Wow, that came up fast.
Juliamon: I only just added that one this week
gnome_friend: What's it referencing?
djalternative: It does at least feature a new drug all the college kids are doing called Wi-Fi
Juliamon: Dice Friends
Juliamon: The Rasp of Sand campaign involved eatings slugs to gain their powers
gnome_friend: @djalternative I heard that's bad for the bees... lrrBEEJ
SoldieroFortune: No, no. It's the wee fees that's bad for the bees
DarkMorford: I should eat a food. Maybe order pizza.
gnome_friend: Is the Wee-Fee college drug different than the wee-fee invisible rays?
gnome_friend: Aren't they all from DEMONS?
gnome_friend: I wonder, does Nsburg have a higher than average density of raccoons, or do they just have more rights?
djalternative: por que no los dos
Juliamon: Perhaps one begets the other.
SoldieroFortune: I think probably no greater density than any other middle-America / Canadia town, just more visible because of the way the news in Nsburg works.
ihlendrax: !next
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gnome_friend: Oh, there's apparently a town called Julesburg in Colorado. Spelled a bit differently than in the show.
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ihlendrax: Yes there is. I’ve been there a few times.
TehAmelie: i'm super tired despite drinking four liters of pepsi. i think i'm gonna sleep and not drink pepsi for a day or two
ihlendrax: There’s also a South Park around here.
Toxxick: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're checking out Jumpstart on MTGA! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (20s from now).
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie no more bepis
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
TehAmelie: !pubg
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Eleanor Shellstrop in Smash, you cowards!
TehAmelie: huh
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on the Friday Night Paper Fight join James, Cameron, Kathleen and Nelson as they check out Jumpstart on MTGA! ||
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss, Jumpstart!
gnome_friend: !findquote ravine
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: Apparently ravines are soooo out... lrrAWW
ihlendrax: !quote James
AlienNanobots: katesLurk
theanthonydee: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #2020: "Ask Graham the Tugger Nutts questions." —James [2016-03-03]
Fairgrim: The best part of WFH is I'm never late for LRR streams!
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TehAmelie: Eleanor would be great in Smash. all her moves would be countering the opponent and moving unpredictably
gnome_friend: I wish I could stop my anxiety from preventing me from watching the third season
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TehAmelie: the last three seasons or so are very unconventional TV. there is no status quo and also life, the universe and everything is constantly in danger
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Juliamon: yes odocoelus
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TwitchTVsFrank: is there no music?
Diabore: blaseball is dead
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gnome_friend: @Diabore did Cori kill it?
tomthebomb_16: what show @tehamelie
odocoelus: Ah. Not just me then.
TehAmelie: The Good Place
MagisterSieran: PowerUpL TwitchRPG PowerUpR
Diabore: @gnome_friend maybe, its been down all day
tomthebomb_16: facts
Fugi: blaseball is just on siesta
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're checking out Jumpstart on MTGA! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
SaladCookies: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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TwitchTVsFrank: hello
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TheMandrew: technically anytime after 12pm is after noon
TehAmelie: id onät!
TehAmelie: *i don't!
bowseriffic: hello
Calaban161: Jumpstart is fun
mathgeek3_14: and if i dont see you... good afternoon, and good evening and good night *bows out*
ihlendrax: Pauper on Arena? Now I wish I had a PC....
A_Dub888: !findquote legioin
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Dub888: !findquote legion
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RegulusPratus: An entire deck based on the second set in Onslaught block? :D
kalira77: @LarkSachrosis i was just about to say, lol
Fairgrim: @ihlendrax Arena has MAC
Bartlebad: Smashup and also feels like Keyforge
JacksonBross: On Arena, you look over the possible choices of deck, and then choose entirely on the basis of rad land art.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: My LGS said, end of August at the soonest.
TwitchTVsFrank: I have been enjoying jumpstart so much i haven't even drafted m21 yet
ihlendrax: I know @fairgrim ... I just call anything that’s not an iPhone a PC at this point. LOL
Tommadness: Jumpstart is absolutely what to do after getting all the starting decks on Arena, tbh
Bartlebad: I run an LGS, we were told initially 2 weeks after initial release...still waiting :(
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all
LarkSachrosis: Until like the 18th?
Tommadness: Hello friends!
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LarkSachrosis: Still need that Mill island.
Bartlebad: I love that mill island, it's super sweet
Diabore: fine james, i wont tell you
Robot_Bones: This reminds me I need to play more Jumpstart today
gnome_friend: Did anyone go to the lrrBEEJ ?
mathgeek3_14: super .....oh not talking to me...... im doing fine though lol
Juliamon: Ooh!
Fruan: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
RockPusher: kathle3HEX unarmeHmm
SquirrelLord1111: unarmeHmm kathle3HEX
theanthonydee: benginOh benginYe
Manae: Everyone that was around earlier knows how good Cam's day was
white_whale1: jlrrBedrock
Robot_Bones: But How Well Nelson? How Well?????
RomanGoro: You finished a chunk today, didn't you? jlrrPunch
MagisterSieran: PraiseIt PraiseIt PraiseIt
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Devilish!
Diabore: james has 3 frames
TwitchTVsFrank: spirits
RogueLink: Devils
mathgeek3_14: devils
gnome_friend: Frames are low
Easilycrazyhat: Woah, the frames
Robot_Bones: Smashing!
elah806: I didn't like Smashing very much
kamelion84: devils
RockPusher: Just need a pumpkins theme
Nogrid: show tha lands!
RogueLink: yep. lol
shadowbow464: Devilish
Diabore: fixed
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sir_jack_DB: hello frames
coachNelly: @Robot_Bones it's fnpf so REALLY WELLLLLLLLLLLL
sir_jack_DB: nice to see you again
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Slam duck Devilish! I love Zurzoth!
kalidehumanization: sup
JacksonBross: devilish is pretty fun
elah806: Maybe I just didn't like Smashing because it didn't pair well with In the Clouds. Pure dissonance, that combination
Diabore: smashing
Easilycrazyhat: Devilish is quite solid, but I respect Smashing for repping Sarkhans Unsealing
sir_jack_DB: common lemme smash
JacksonBross: devilish includes your preview card!
TwitchTVsFrank: smashing is egh spirits and devil are good
thunderbird32: But, but Smashy Smashy
aerohydra: smashing like nigel thornberry
TehAmelie: the hills are alive
RaklarLS: devilish is aristocrats, it's great
lemmel: That devil mountain i pretty sweet
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queso_gaming: SMASH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We already did Spirits on LRRMtG, because we've got the checkmark.
TheMandrew: there's be a checkmark
TwitchTVsFrank: no you dont
Robot_Bones: I've got Smashing Wizards
Easilycrazyhat: different account?
mathgeek3_14: different account though?
TehAmelie: the hills are alive with the screams of demons. . .
djalternative: you did it on LRRMTG
Easilycrazyhat: Lands are always the same for themes
TheWarbo: LRR account vs James's account?
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Malkaresh: O I was dealing with other twitch things for so long that my Bloodborne game timed out. LOSERS! JK I Love Magic.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Devilish!
mathgeek3_14: smashing devils
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Run it back!
RockPusher: hahahaha
kamelion84: devils
RogueLink: double devil
Veggiekeks: Put the doctor in smash
mathgeek3_14: devils
poggifers: Smashing Doctor
sir_jack_DB: LOL
Qooroo: Doctors are kind of like pumpkins.
LarkSachrosis: RDW
JacksonBross: 10th doctor is the smashing doctor
elah806: Mono color is pretty great in my experience
Agl0vale: smash the doctor!
F1SHOR: benginLol
Ferisar: i mean that doctor is getting smash
TwitchTVsFrank: doc
EvilBadman: Smashing Doctor is the Hulk, despite being nongreen
ArchRequiemD: Smash the doc
Ferisar: smashed*
Bartlebad: Devilish, it came back, it's a sign
FoxBoxGamers: lots of these are fanfic, let's face it
Diabore: smashing doctor feels bad
queso_gaming: Devilish
elah806: Isn't Smashing Devils just Lucifer?
sir_jack_DB: smash the devil, watch and pray
philippekav: Doctor Smashing
Tommadness: Jumpstart tournament where you have to choose your packs based on the name combination
kalidehumanization: im more of a watt pad person
TheWarbo: running taplands for no value!
Dog_of_Myth: Now hold on a sec there Kathleen....
AllGoodDogs: Hello, splorts fans.
itsr67: well actually you have 2 taplands
Veggiekeks: !smash
LRRbot: Put the horrible goose in Smash, you cowards!
gnome_friend: !y
itsr67: if you keep it the same
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Easilycrazyhat: I just can't take the Smashing theme seriously:
TehAmelie: 25% of the mana troubles of dual color decks, it's mono!
Sibwow: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerDroopy
Nogrid: I like how in the jumpstart queue you get a free mulligan, is there any way to do that with direct challenges?
MTGRanger: kinda sad because I didn't realize you can save your decks until my fourth play
theaggrokrag: wheelerPog
Easilycrazyhat: @MTGRanger You could rebuild them with the deck lists if you really want to play with them again.
niccus: how many of them involve both the doctors and smashing pumpkins
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
AllTheWeasels: LUL
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Hahaha
kamelion84: lol
TheWarbo: reading the cards...
sir_jack_DB: LOL
ashteranic: hahahahahaha
Haroldholmes25: wheelerHub
holz1994: Reading the card...
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sending a message
Tommadness: 40000 words of foreplay
MutantIronMan: mmmm that makes me uncomfy
TehAmelie: Devils are evil mmkay
RockPusher: jlrrFacepalm
deadeyedan5012: lrrFINE
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James, it's all about Sending a Message
Laurence72: jlrrBreak
asthanius: Self-imposed handicap
mathgeek3_14: just start stream over lol
Easilycrazyhat: Goblins!
VikingEngineering : <message deleted>!punt
TheWriterAleph: critroleFire jlrrFacepalm lrrFINE
Jazzo44556: Yikes
theanthonydee: benginOh benginNo
djalternative: gobbo treefolk!
jdb399: pleasa2BPunt pleasa2BPunt
Naarius: Accurate
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 40.000 words of foreplay sounds optimistic.
excalgold: speaking of fanfic.....
thunderbird32: Sometimes you just want "Plot, what plot" though :D
eye_h_bar: Slow burns are only 40K if your lucky
eye_h_bar: More like 100K
Vyous: You get to smash the God Emporer, but you have to spend 10 books reviving him.
RomanGoro: That's an interesting turn 2, James has 4 power and Nelson has 4 mana
excalgold: 'that's a big minotaur you have there'
Bartlebad: Horus gazed upon the visage of Sanguinius.....
MagisterSieran: minotaur power!
TehAmelie: Lovehammer 40,000 would be a cool name for a fic
itsr67: the goblin mountain is very funny
AllGoodDogs: !card Rotting Regisaur
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
Easilycrazyhat: The lands
minksterella_: by the lands
Naarius: Lands are indicators
F1SHOR: your lamds lol
itsr67: it's a mountain of goblins
JacksonBross: we can see your lands
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: We can tell by the lands
jdb399: Lands
TotallyNotaBeholder: We recognize the lands
DiscordianTokkan: The lands are set unique
Diabore: tree hugging goblins!
gnome_friend: Tree-Hugging GOBLINS!
mathgeek3_14: the lands tell all
lemmel: Tree gobbos!
TheWriterAleph: reading the card somethingsomething
JacksonBross: tree huggers are better than I expected
drfox17: hello magic chat!
Despoiler98: :O
RockPusher: Sassy Nelson is fun Nelson gabyLul
Easilycrazyhat: The only them with generic lands is Rainbow, and even that gives it away with the generic lands
F1SHOR: Nelson with the sass
gnome_friend: sergeHi @drfox17
theaggrokrag: yikes
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
sir_jack_DB: STRONK.
asthanius: Nelly called you a dummy! Are you gonna take that?!
Tommadness: Sassy Nelson playing Aggro is hilarious
Myclept: Wall of blossoms, the perennial aggro card
Naarius: That's from a song somewhere
TheWriterAleph: One chicken wing a man eats
floki4242: did everyone get the number of that saproling bus
gnome_friend: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #4315: "Okay, who ordered floor brain?" —Beej [2017-07-26]
Laurence72: A WWBBD? reference
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ArchRequiemD: what would brian boitano do?
Laurence72: What Would Brian Boitano Do (From the South PArk movie)
elah806: That should be a whole episode
Naarius: Laurence72 it was the remix of it, right?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Person off-screen leans in, "MFmmmmffmm" with a mouth full of chicken wings.
JacksonBross: this is going to be a hard-fought match that comes down to one life point -- the point that James threw away on turn one
ilikememes44: jeff
drfox17: that's a whole episode
Tommadness: Muxus? What is this, Historic?
TheWarbo: Muxus? We have left M21 draft and entered Historic
Dish_KP: Brian Boitano would be quite flattered!
drfox17: i assume that it's cam getting dumpstered by Bengineering
Laurence72: @Naarius Yeah, on the soundtrack
A_Dub888: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #5710: "10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed." —Adam [2019-01-11]
Diabore: sure is james playing
drfox17: !quote dana
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
itsr67: m e a t
sir_jack_DB: mmm beef wqall
sir_jack_DB: wall*
TheWriterAleph: BEEF BEEF BEEF
Dr_Shandor: Meat and vegetables
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Muxus is one hell of a card.
RockPusher: Delicious, nutritious, Meat Wall™
Laurence72: !gant
elah806: Actually, a Friday Nights episode with a fakeout framing device that keeps acting like it's going to get moving on its plot but gets derailed by three ostensible throwaway gags that trigger extended flashbacks
Sibwow: ive got archaeology archaeology its so fun
minksterella_: i opened double lightning when playing against my roommate
F1SHOR: my best deck was dragon dragon it was ridiculous
RaklarLS: i played spellcasting spellcasting. having the redundancy is really good
minksterella_: easiest wins of my life
lamina5432: do it
asthanius: Just let it happen
asthanius: Don't do it
Diabore: cmon cleave Kappa
djalternative: you're right nelson, he won't
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes?
Bearudite: "I have never seen a man eat so many chicken wings" sounds like one of the MANY things Adam says that he ASSURES everyone is a thing that real people say.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Bearudite
Tommadness: Cam with the sweet Tame Impala reference lmao
Diabore: kills you
JacksonBross: the double-walker Basri Garruk deck was sweet -- probably the best I've had
TheWriterAleph: bah gawd
minksterella_: thats dead
elah806: Uh oh
Laurence72: RIP
Diabore: use it on muxxus
TwitchTVsFrank: cast it
TotallyNotaBeholder: double muxus, go out strong
chickenace11: I only did Jumpstart once and got well read Chandra and it was a good thing
LittleGiant524: Respect
drfox17: we should just make it a twitch chat thing now
drfox17: "that's so many chicken wings" for lots of damage
Naarius: Is the stream dying for anyone else?
gnome_friend: @chickenace11 I wonder how often Chandra even has time to read
gnome_friend: probably not much
RiiiisDK: Booo, i just got a notification on my phone to be here right now
F1SHOR: believe in the curse
JacksonBross: free mully
chickenace11: I think somebody reads to her @gnome_friend
djalternative: no free mull
evan_333333: keep
lamina5432: the cure should let him keep it
Laurence72: But James will draw 5 lands in a row!
RockPusher: James has the curse - it'd be fine!
mathgeek3_14: too bad you cant set a free mulligain in direct challenge
asthanius: That means he'll draw no lands
Tommadness: See, the curse is gonna punish trying to use it to your advantage
gnome_friend: @chickenace11 oh yeah, Nissa can read to Chandra for enjoyment and Jace can read to her for information
kamelion84: lol
RockPusher: yeyeyeyeyeye
drfox17: yesss, USE THE CURSE
ashteranic: (Narrator) .....
Diabore: cam what have you done
asthanius: Who responsible this?!
A_Dub888: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Nogrid: not on the play!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes Cameron, Yes
Manae: This evil is upon you, Cam!
TwitchTVsFrank: brave
RobotInProgress: What is this? Crazy talk?!
RockPusher: gabyLul
drfox17: Cam, this is James' curse, not yours!
Laurence72: I'll gladly take credit/blame for this
RockPusher: wheelerHub
asthanius: Blame James
drfox17: he's responsible for his own decisions
floki4242: slight miscalculation
Fairgrim: Live the curse!
AllGoodDogs: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
asthanius: James is an adult who makes his own decisions
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
BlightningHelix: Do not, EVER, attempt to weaponize the curse
NotCainNorAbel: Remember it is a curse. Not something helpful.
chickenace11: and we are fine now
F1SHOR: the curse was just messing with him on that first draw
StarWarsTHX1138: lrrFINE lrrFINE
niccus: the effect is in effect
Laurence72: 2 lands in a row....
gnome_friend: Bird the bolt
Fairgrim: lrrFINE
Diabore: @F1SHOR the curse is just showing it is not to be relied upon
TheWarbo: the game wanted to keep the BR dual up instead of the only-R land
F1SHOR: immolate the elf doesnt have the same ring to it as bolt the bird
gnome_friend: 4/2
gnome_friend: The best stats
HatsuneMikuuu: could have blocked the 1/3 , sack and kill the 2/2 save 1 damage ?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
ryder0802: James you could have blocked the 1/3 then before damage kill the elf
Tommadness: I never noticed that the Instigator points at his friend like "hey look at him!"
Laurence72: Eff the Elf?
RockPusher: Positively Schocking
Diabore: dance
Juliamon: Remember, the curse isn't "always draw land" it's "only draw land when it's inconvenient"
Diabore: dont even need to read it
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
RockPusher: haha - I'd forgotten the deck I had in my current Jumpstart queue - "Chandra Under the Sea"
F1SHOR: gunna ruin this mans career
gnome_friend: @RockPusher Chandra in scuba gear?
Tommadness: I'm currently sitting on Rainbow Lands, which isn't a great deck but a fun name
drfox17: @Juliamon if James can use the curse to win the game, is it like Neo starting to believe?
ritchards: I heard bells
RockPusher: gnome_friend a very steamy version of the little mermaid
TwitchTVsFrank: this could be so good
lamina5432: it the stage sound i think
pygmytortle: Bing bong bells
TheWooglie: Cow bell?
drfox17: gargoyle bell?
F1SHOR: go for it!
serramarkov: I heard the bells
gnome_friend: lrrHORN
asthanius: Oh, that's the Bell tolling for Nelson
TotallyNotaBeholder: The incredibly racist house from Home Improvement Crapshot
r10pez10: I defo heard it too Nelson
F1SHOR: yes!
itsr67: uh oh
itsr67: YES
TwitchTVsFrank: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Laurence72: No-o bells, no-o bells, Born is the king of Israel.
MutantIronMan: if math then yeet
Tommadness: What a fucking combo
gnome_friend: POG DUDE
aurousjackal: nice
MutantIronMan: oh
Munchill: damn
eye_h_bar: That's amazing
RockPusher: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
lemmel: Good ol' fling
dalek_kosh: damn
AlienNanobots: That was... beautiful
gnome_friend: 1, 2, 3: MAGIC THE GATHERING
MutantIronMan: yeet
drfox17: did that count as using the curse?
floki4242: lrrGREED
Omthebox: The answer to your should you block question, is yes
Fairgrim: 1 land for the win!
drfox17: is James Neo!?
r10pez10: bells again
Diabore: ooh zurzuth
Dog_of_Myth: If you can fling for the win, you fling for the win.
adambomb625: Gotta love 20 to 0 in one turn
F1SHOR: i was just praying for that no block - 20 life should be safe lol
TheWarbo: oh james has THAT card
aurousjackal: math is for blockers
drfox17: as long as James believes in the curse, he is The One?
MutantIronMan: that's like byleth up-b combo on DK
MutantIronMan: from everything to nothing
Diabore: !card zurzoth
LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
r10pez10: wow i have to make a zurzoth EDH deck
drfox17: @MutantIronMan is Byleth's Up B... the big axe swing?
gnome_friend: MTG and DND have demons and devils switched and it's confusing
MutantIronMan: @drfox17 no, its the tether that when byleth first came out 0 to death'd DK
Unas84: double the ogre, play salvo?
Diabore: ^
JacksonBross: yeah, the demons make the pacts in MTG, and the devils are chaotic
drfox17: @MutantIronMan as a fire emblem player, i need to review this move
dalek_kosh: Devils are lawful, Demons are chaotic
azidbern95: fury ogre, salvo and get in for 10
Diabore: it works
niccus: wombo combo
asthanius: 👏
Munchill: oof
PinkHoneyCMB: In the Forgotten Realms Setting, specifically
Unas84: yas, feels so good
PinkHoneyCMB: not necessarily true for all of 5e
SaladCookies: oh my god
seemsdeece: penelope?
SaladCookies: he's gaming
theaggrokrag: but which are more powerful in DND?
Loonatic93: Why couldn't WotC and TSR come up with some consistency in their hellish minons?
Graham_LRR: Sick play James
gnome_friend: Hi @Graham_LRR
F1SHOR: james has found his format!
azidbern95: yes
asthanius: With the token
Diabore: sac gobbo kill boggart
MutantIronMan: its the real Graham_LRR
birbwizard: such beats!
gnome_friend: Not like all the Graham impostors
r10pez10: not bad for a 0 mull to 7 james
drfox17: @MutantIronMan Oh, it's her using the sword of the creator as a whip grab
ritchards: Snackrifice a card
MutantIronMan: @drfox17 yep
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Diabore: i think this wins?
birbwizard: we win!!
F1SHOR: cant wait to play amonkhet draft on arena and just brawler ppl to death
TotallyNotaBeholder: Man, this devil with discarding would be brutal
Diabore: depends on block
drfox17: @MutantIronMan oh, that move's got some range. that's very much from the anime cutscenes where she attacks from like 30 feet away
asthanius: With the card you drew
ritchards: we, chat, win
niccus: you are in a very bad spot
Tommadness: Oh wow Zurzoth would be great for Anje
birbwizard: chat wins
gnome_friend: Chat always wins
Easilycrazyhat: Chat always wins ;p
sir_jack_DB: chat lethal
A_Dub888: !findquote reading the card
LRRbot: Quote #3809: "These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are." —Doc [2017-01-06]
birbwizard: chat knows.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Ace__of__Hearts: hey chat why aren't past videos listed on LRR's twitch page for me?
KeiRaccoon: That is definitely not always the case
gnome_friend: @Ace__of__Hearts try going to the LRRBot website?
salsy82: i dnt know. my first jumpstart deck was mono black andit really sucked
TheWarbo: Ace__of__Hearts try clicking the circleLRR logo that doesn't look like a button (but is a button)
birbwizard: challenge? chat accepts all challenges
before_damage: Kathleen has her own channel right?
TheWriterAleph: sounds like cam's connection is still spotty
gnome_friend: Wizard chat?
Ace__of__Hearts: OH thanks @TheWarbo I swear twitch is always changing the layout
birbwizard: little high on the mana cost but sure
ilikememes44: DatSheffy DatSheffy
hamishian: Tinybones!
asthanius: Hold me closer Tinybooooones
pygmytortle: Tinybones is best bones
F1SHOR: favourite art in jumpstart
ChargingFerret: Tinybones!
birbwizard: wait it does what!!
gnome_friend: !findquote skeleton
LRRbot: Quote #4040: "The skeleton warrior halberded us so hard, we caught fire" —Alex [2017-02-22]
MegaDosX: Yeah Tinybones is pretty good
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Tinybones is .... great but horrible to play against.
chumpofthemonth: Sometimes love don't feel like it should
StoneMeta: What were the two decks?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Especially when someone makes a Tinybones Commander deck that is just all Discard spells.
TheWriterAleph: I suspect Cam just rerolled his packets until he got Dimir.
birbwizard: holy crap......i found another card to add to my prison deck
MegaDosX: Well that's a draw
eye_h_bar: Cam's deck is poppin' off
Nogrid: I had a good time with discarding/smashing
dalek_kosh: Such a fun card .. for the playor, but not the playee ...
Munchill: at least if you discard it first you can'
Munchill: t be countered
MegaDosX: Imagine if you played Tinybones against a Madness deck :p
Izandai: Well Cam is thoroughly in control of this game.
leebenningfield: I've played so much Jumpstart on Arena, and there's still 6 packs I haven't opened
possummtg: Oracle of Mul Daya I hardly knew her.
Nogrid: tinybones is now active
aurousjackal: it took me over 60k gold to get all the planeswalker lands
dalek_kosh: can't wait to get paper Jumpstart
Izandai: Oh wow, that card is stupid in this deck.
birbwizard: @dalek_kosh thats why i like my decks to make the game as jer says "the single player game!"
asthanius: Oh wow Peel is so good with discard
eye_h_bar: Just activate TinyBones
MegaDosX: Cam has Tinybones mana though
ChargingFerret: tinybones activation is so good
TheWooglie: what's the activate cost?
Izandai: @TheWooglie 4BB
trainumwalking: Use tinybones
MrPayToWin: is this magic the gathering arena?
birbwizard: 4BB
TheWooglie: Izandai thanks#
Izandai: np
kais58: Activate tiny bones and win?
PaperDoopliss: Kathleen's just dead, right?
Nogrid: wins the game
eye_h_bar: Cam wins if he activates tinybones
actionjb: Isin't that just game?
birbwizard: 2 times you win.
Izandai: Yeah, if Kathleen can't swing for lethal here she's just dead.
dalek_kosh: Kathleen is dead
MegaDosX: Should've bounced that one Kathleen :p
Professor_Rakor: and there's the "he does what?!"
Halvhir: Oh no, she's just dead.
MegaDosX: Cam just needs to live the swing and Kathleen's dead
white_whale1: game
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Kathleen is already dead, once Cam untaps.
Izandai: Something something reading the card.
Oneiros96: shes dead yes
TheWooglie: 12
Fruan: Them bones TINY
birbwizard: tiny bones requires all out attacks if you want to win.
EsperDerek1: Kathleen's deck is pretty nice but that Tinybones man.
MegaDosX: Reading the card etc etc
pktt: Tinybones is a pretty good card
asthanius: Tinybones has many tiny mouths to feed
dalek_kosh: Wow
MegaDosX: !card Exclusion Mage
LRRbot: Exclusion Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Exclusion Mage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Nogrid: she needed to keep a card in hand, make cam discard it to activate
gnome_friend: Oooh Huatli
lirazel64: Cameron takes a LOT of damage. Just not at magic.
Halvhir: Gotta be flunging sooner with that clock online, too
birbwizard: when tiny bones on field keep 1 card forever.
F1SHOR: new cards you dont really get to draft with are hard to remember
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Like I said, Tinybones is great, but absolutely miserable to play against.
dalek_kosh: What's the blue half of Cam's deck?
gnome_friend: Wizards
gnome_friend: Its Wizards vs WIzards
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You can never go hellbent against a Tinybones.
gnome_friend: A "Wizard Chat" if you will
tergonis: it's wizards all the way down
MegaDosX: Second verse, same as the first
birbwizard: ^^^^
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Xavier Woods in Smash, you cowards!
Nogrid: cam has no activators this time though
birbwizard: cant stop this
TwitchTVsFrank: discard wizards vs wizard lands?
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:57.
MutantIronMan: phyrexian rage against the machine
gnome_friend: @MutantIronMan Isn't Phyrexia itself "the machine?"
MutantIronMan: yes
justwhatever_idk: chat has LRR ever started a Magic stream and just did a bunch of card tricks or pull a rabbit out of their hat
Bluedevyl: man I LOVE the phyrexian swamps
gnome_friend: @justwhatever_idk In Ben's nightmare?
pygmytortle: The hand is a land pog
birbwizard: alright so kathleen is going with attack before tiny kills her.
djalternative: Cam can also give it counters if he wants
MegaDosX: I do love that Discard swamp, such a cool design
ilikememes44: why is the screen so spoty
ArchRequiemD: @gnome_friend That was Friday Night's the Exile Zone correct?
gnome_friend: @ArchRequiemD indeed
justwhatever_idk: @gnome_friend is Ben afraid of magicians
gnome_friend: He's afraid of people playing Bridge instead of Magic
justwhatever_idk: oh oh
migelino164: I've found the best combos to be Plus One Plus One, and Discard Rogues
TZTFG: !card feral hydra
LRRbot: Feral Hydra [XG] | Creature — Hydra Beast [0/0] | Feral Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {3}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Feral Hydra. Any player may activate this ability.
Dog_of_Myth: !smash
LRRbot: Put My Horse Prince in Smash, you cowards!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
birbwizard: yeah kathleen has to smash or eventually cam discards her to death.
ChaoticObserver: Bit of a deep cut there LRRbot
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, Tinybones gives such a bad situation. You need to keep cards in hands otherwise you get hit for 10. But if you keep cards in hand, you're going to be discarding them anyway to the rest of the deck.
MegaDosX: Sage's Row Savants doing the Spiderman pointing meme
MutantIronMan: is my horse prince the one i think it is
MegaDosX: Yes Cam, target yourself :p
Laurence72: I hope that Horse Prince is a call bck to that Dating Sim game on teh early episodes of Now Kiss
birbwizard: tiny bones is gary's younger brother in terms of beatings.
Theoretical95: Cameron, proven monster
Tommadness: oof ouch
birbwizard: yes very dead
lirazel64: Hey, Cam's been fighting monsters all week. He's learned some stuff.
MegaDosX: Yet
MegaDosX: Holy shit
birbwizard: get her to 10 1 activation.
BrindleBoar: oh wow, and a chup
SquirrelLord1111: CHUPP
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
mathgeek3_14: she gone
BrindleBoar: the discard packet is nuts
pygmytortle: THE SUSPENSE
MegaDosX: Ominous
SquirrelLord1111: Um, thats not good
CorruptDropbear: lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
birbwizard: its your guilty conscience cam because your murdering kathleen here
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
MegaDosX: Yeah Discard is a pretty good archetype in Jumpstart
adambomb625: u/b OP as usual
TheWriterAleph: doesn't help that tinybones kept showing up early
hamishian: Well done Cam!
dalek_kosh: Ugh
Desruprot: limesD
dalek_kosh: Wow
EsperDerek1: Two games, two Turn-2 Tinybones, and Kathleen's deck didn't exactly have much removal it seems.
SquirrelLord1111: 40 card constructed?
noSmokeFire: @TheWriterAleph tinybones, always getting into mischief
birbwizard: tiny bones bones you to death.....
dalek_kosh: So, I know what deck I want to draw ... and not face in Jumpstart
Desruprot: tiny bones does so much
lirazel64: Whee!
TwitchTVsFrank: the lands pack is pretty bad
tergonis: the tiny bones pack is hella good
TheOtterWhoLies: Cam fellow Dimir Slayer
MegaDosX: What archetypes did James and Nelson get earlier?
pygmytortle: Tinybones has some pretty strong bones to be carrying a game like that
Desruprot: that was Discard + Wizards I think
Meaches101: tinybones is kinda silly
MegaDosX: I missed the start of the stream
doksheriff: hello
TotallyNotaBeholder: Discarding Wizards
Meaches101: he would be fine if it wasnt each turn
Desruprot: Jump Start is so good as well
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Impressively oppressive
Nogrid: my worst so far was cats archaeology
MegaDosX: A lands deck with 1 land in the opener? Yeah sure :p
Laurence72: Isn't Wizard's Land just Renton?
mathgeek3_14: my first and favorite deck i played was chandra devils
birbwizard: I'm just waiting for tiny bones to make pox and prison in legacy go nuts.
gnome_friend: I really enjoyed tree-hugging archaeology
doksheriff: question for the chat: what did you get from your FNMathome Codes so far?
Desruprot: My worst Archtypes didn't have synergy which is a small amount of deckst that dont have some synergy
TwitchTVsFrank: the lands pack ramps and the wizard deck doesn't have anything to ramp into
MegaDosX: Ah, Nelson is on goblins tree-hugging by the looks of things
mathgeek3_14: @doksheriff i got a bunch of card styles but for the past couple weeks was different sleeves
Desruprot: Lands help the Wizards cast their spells
BrindleBoar: yes, each packet has its own lands
Dog_of_Myth: @Nogrid the visual of cats doing archaeology is wonderful.
Professor_Rakor: there is a specific basic for every pack archetype
TwitchTVsFrank: each pack has a certain land
Loonatic93: Like the Well Read Islands are a pile of books.
Desruprot: Goblins and Trees? on the other-side I cant quite tell the land
BrindleBoar: the more common packets have different variations, though, so with those it's not certain what you'll get/be up against
TheWarbo: including those mountaints on nelson's side that are just *swarmed* with goblins
djalternative: each pack has a themed land in physical boosters, you only get 1 of the themed lands per pack
CorruptDropbear: It's an elemental
Desruprot: spooder
adambomb625: Treefolk are sentient, elementals usally aren't
pygmytortle: The ranger is a folk in a tree
birbwizard: i mean elves are folks of the trees
gnome_friend: Ashaya!
Loonatic93: If Sylvan Ranger was in Ravnica, it would have a high probability of being a Dryad.
Nogrid: @Dog_of_Myth I think my favorite combo I had from the name was Phyrexian dogs
djalternative: goblins is a pretty strong deck with muxus
TheWooglie: wait for the 4/4 to grow
MegaDosX: I got Phyrexian Discard on one of my Jumpstart pulls. It was pretty oppressive.
birbwizard: @megadosx monster! WutFace
bv310: My best was Teferi Chandra. That was so much fun
MegaDosX: @birbwizard Yeah it was pretty rough :p
Loonatic93: My Angels Elves deck was pretty darn awesome!
gnome_friend: Angels with pointy ears or elves with wings?
Desruprot: I had fun with a variety I think the only 2 I have not played with is Rainbow and Garruk
MegaDosX: Though I think my luck got balanced out by one of my later decks - can't remember which - running into someone running Basri Unicorns
Tommadness: I had a good time with Smashing +1
Nuurgle: Judge! My opponent is using their knowledge of the game against me!
Loonatic93: Also Doctor Angels.
CorruptDropbear: THE TOPDECK
Nogrid: my very first run was Basri Teferi, but it surprisingly felt kinda weak. Great land arts though
birbwizard: hydra!!!!!
MegaDosX: Oh look, a sudden 8/8
Malkaresh: In a world of bad feels. When you find out your Mom as made eggsalad for you whether you wanted it or not. That is the best of all possible worlds.
Desruprot: Arena Bugs
Easilycrazyhat: I thought they fixed that bug, huh
noSmokeFire: @Desruprot sounds like a weird jumpstart deck
Desruprot: LUL
MegaDosX: I mean, hitting your opponent with an 8/8 is never bad imo
birbwizard: giant hydra time?
MegaDosX: You mean to say you don't know all of the cards in Jumpstart James? How dare you!
djalternative: beeg hydra
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ Hydra
gnome_friend: With many lrrBEEJ heads
Desruprot: the candy man can
noSmokeFire: !card feral hydra
LRRbot: Feral Hydra [XG] | Creature — Hydra Beast [0/0] | Feral Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {3}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Feral Hydra. Any player may activate this ability.
lowman02: @Malkaresh I think egg salad gets a bad wrap honestly--when fresh it's pretty good--after half a day in a paper sack, well it goes down hill pretty quick
noSmokeFire: oh, how nice. your opponent can pump feral hydra
gnome_friend: @noSmokeFire or your teammate!
Greypelt: Building CMDR decks while watching. Inspired by Nelsion months(?) back, I'm building my own version of Gonti, Lord of Lux! Thanks for making decks look fun!
birbwizard: @nosmokefire tap tap tap pay hydra concede
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gnome_friend: lrrFINE
CorruptDropbear: No attack? it's a 5/7 you're running over?
CorruptDropbear: or you could just do that
noSmokeFire: !card talrand, sky summoner
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
Malkaresh: @lowman02 To be sure you don't want to let go quick.
Naarius: D:
MegaDosX: That'd be pretty rude
Desruprot: koboldCry
birbwizard: land destruction plus tiny bones discard......
Naarius: Striplock
MutantIronMan: oh no
Desruprot: that would be extremely rude
noSmokeFire: Lantern and Control
TheWarbo: "Lantern"
RockPusher: "Vampires Vampires" — a new musical coming to Jumpstart this Fall!
code1300: Should have attacked lastturn
BrindleBoar: a jumpstart for spikes would be interesting tbh
adambomb625: I packet is just power 9
BlightningHelix: Jumpstart Pack: Absolute Bastard.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Jumpstart Bomberman
tctrain: A deck that is half storm would be tough to combo off with
Nuurgle: Jumpstart- Cube edition
Ogrekidd: Jumpstart Dredge
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Jumpstart Yawgwill
dalek_kosh: how many lands does Oracle allow?
djalternative: I mean, you can always make your own packets for your cube.
CorruptDropbear: Jumpstart Canadian Highlander
Tommadness: Boil down canlander archetypes into 40 card packs, smash two together
MegaDosX: !card Wilderness Invoker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: @tctrain thats why you open storm storm, easy Kappa
Meaches101: jump elves
Tommadness: D&T Blue Moon
Naarius: One of the packets is just Mox
MegaDosX: Thanks Kathleen :p
weff47: make you're own jump start packs
birbwizard: oh god please no
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You can basically make your own packets, if you want to.
Desruprot: reserve list @Naarius
cryomancer20x6: Jumpstart Flash Hulk
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Like Wheeler?
lowman02: @Tommadness I've made a cube before that was designed to draft 100 card singleton decks--it was a hell of alot of fun--but a very cumbersome cube
Naarius: @Desruprot I'm purely operating in cube land
TwitchTVsFrank: jumpstart is just limited without deck building it could be lots a things
djalternative: So, Wheeler?
HydraWiggins: possibly a card kingdom product
tctrain: Someone get on that so we can netdeck your packets
RockPusher: This sounds like a job for Card Kingdom dot Com
MegaDosX: Auto-tapper avoids tapping your target land for things like that
BrindleBoar: Pod + Twin packets OP OP Kappa
MegaDosX: Everything sideways!
TheWarbo: arena fixes it for you; that's what the "Auto-Tap solution has changed" is about
DiscordianTokkan: Choo chooo
noSmokeFire: math=blockers
MegaDosX: It'll let you tap it if you don't have enough mana left over
MegaDosX: I had someone try that against me with two mana open and their turn just ended
MutantIronMan: a single pack has a max of 4 points
Tommadness: Nelson found his land destruction
cephallope: Math is not permitted on this side of the boad
Meaches101: thats too much Nelson!
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Desruprot: LUL
MegaDosX: To be fair, Kathleen has lands to spare that she can afford to lose one in this attack ;p
Tommadness: Cool joke :P benginHeart
CorruptDropbear: I think the flunge is lethal
Meaches101: just drawing it out, giving Nelson more draw steps
MegaDosX: Nelson takes 10
MegaDosX: lmao mid-sentence
Meaches101: seems doable
Meaches101: oops all trample
birbwizard: tap tap pay feral hydra concede
TheWarbo: i don't think that one has reach, because "does this treefolk have reach" is "lmao who knows"
Meaches101: you did it, you won!!!
MegaDosX: James what archetypes did you pull earlier? I missed the start of the stream
Meaches101: yeet
Desruprot: theres a 5 drop treefolk that has reach
noSmokeFire: @MegaDosX Smashing Devilish
Diabore: @MegaDosX smashing devilish
birbwizard: i mean tiny bones is nothing if not efficient
MegaDosX: Thanks guys
Meaches101: ooof
DiscordianTokkan: Owch
Desruprot: oh no the amount of mulls
Tommadness: yikes
CorruptDropbear: always keep the higher land
superdude097: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:08:15.
Professor_Rakor: keep the greenseeker
Meaches101: might have kept that 6
Meaches101: cult
Meaches101: oh
Tommadness: Damn you Slack
Desruprot: oh no
MegaDosX: James, the wizard
birbwizard: wow holy shit
Desruprot: limesD
BrindleBoar: lrrJUDGE
Meaches101: james with the save, we thank him now...
NotCainNorAbel: if you could only help yourself
Meaches101: 58 turns later tho...
TwitchTVsFrank: james just cursed kathleen for life
MegaDosX: WHAT
Drathak: Can
Naarius: James
TheWriterAleph: WAT LUL
Drathak: Can't take away
Meaches101: rigged
Desruprot: limesD
Tommadness: James has a secret "active player draws land" button from WOTC
MutantIronMan: james stop
migelino164: JAMES!
F1SHOR: it was too late
MegaDosX: James what training have you been doing?
birbwizard: james the wizard
ChargingFerret: D:
noSmokeFire: monkey's paw curls
Koshindan: It's not a curse if they can take it away without learning a lesson.
birbwizard: JUDGE a real wizard is affecting my draws
Ferisar: if you simply play all your lands
NotCainNorAbel: Soon James will curse all of LRR
Ferisar: the curse has no power
Desruprot: less lands in the deck mean less chance of drawing them
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Tommadness: woof
MegaDosX: Gross
hamishian: WOAH
DiscordianTokkan: Gobbo Choo choooo
TwitchTVsFrank: oooh
Naarius: Welcome to Historic
Desruprot: that seems gg
MegaDosX: Kathleen's kinda dead
ChargingFerret: should've hit muxus
hamishian: GG
Meaches101: 4 in row now
niccus: well, not a lord
TheWarbo: yup that's what Muxus does
lowman02: that escalated quickly
birbwizard: alright james you can stop now.....
MegaDosX: I don't think the curse matters at this point, Nelson's board just exploded
niccus: muxus! muxus!
Desruprot: no reason not to
Diabore: its probably muxxus though
Meaches101: rekt
Naarius: goblins dot dek
MegaDosX: So, I forgot about that second line of text on Muxus
MegaDosX: Oh boy
TwitchTVsFrank: does nelly's deck even have anymore goblins
Meaches101: good on Nelson for closing quickly
goatprince: kathleen called F, chat. goblins are just too rude.
Desruprot: I've beaten Goblin Goblin
Tommadness: Goblin Goblin would just be that Historic deck
ChargingFerret: @MegaDosX muxus has a second line of text! i thought he was broken with only the first line
noSmokeFire: a vampire that's also a vampire? unheard of!
F1SHOR: any dou ble ups is amazing
MegaDosX: !card Muxus, Goblin Grandee
LRRbot: Muxus, Goblin Grandee [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble [4/4] | When Muxus, Goblin Grandee enters the battlefield, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with converted mana cost 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.
tergonis: double wizard is also amazing
adambomb625: The "Ghana Says Goodbye" video with Muxus is great
birbwizard: now i want a curse card that replaces a non spell in the cursed players hand with a land in your deck.
Loonatic93: I played against Muxus in Historic with my Sultai Explore deck. Right after they cast it and got their goblin army out, I responded with Finality (of Find//Finality fame) and wiped their board!
Desruprot: This deck has no bad cards Yugi tpanimeKaibarules
Diabore: elves elves
MegaDosX: Elves Elves would be pretty insane, yeah
Diabore: tree hugging x2 is REAL good
djalternative: you can with common lists
Relentless_Bread: mill mill is crazy
TheWarbo: there're four different Goblins, for example
lamina5432: 2-3 per
Nogrid: we had devilish devilish earlier
gnome_friend: I love tree-hugging archaeology
MegaDosX: Some only have one
ArchRequiemD: 1-4 versions
holz1994: 1-4 Different
TheWarbo: 1, 2, or 4
TotallyNotaBeholder: Mythics Have 1, Rare have 2, Common have 4
ChargingFerret: any synergistic pack with itself, would be awesome
MegaDosX: The mythic rare ones like Phyrexian and the planeswalker ones only have one
DiscordianTokkan: Some have 1, some like Archeology or Wizards have like, 4
ArchRequiemD: Phyrexians
djalternative: 4 is a common packet, 2 is a rare packet, 1 is a mythis packet
ArchRequiemD: Unicrons Teferi
TwitchTVsFrank: nice
birbwizard: good job
asthanius: Great jorb
QuixoticZ: I've gotten 2 of the same legions set.all the weenies
Skakerman_: got 'em
BrowneePoints: Told you, Riot isn't screwing around with Valorant
Diabore: iirc rainbow and unicorns are locked
LarkSachrosis: Feels validating
ashteranic: oh boy destiny really needs to add that email.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
F1SHOR: i like that they tell you shows that it does something
ashteranic: they've gotten such a bad rep with cheating
Diabore: @ashteranic assuming they even ban people
AlienNanobots: Those emails feel soooo good
birbwizard: xbox gives me that email all the time when people are asses.
RockPusher: dinguses gonna dingus unfortunately
ashteranic: i mean, they do, and it's obviously ineffective, but having *any* feedback would still help improve people's feelings
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
birbwizard: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Lol
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: LOL
Desruprot: LUL
ChargingFerret: LUL
AlchemicalPanda: James did I hear you need... One more?
MutantIronMan: well james people kinda suck so
GamesAndInk: It's a bit annoying when they happen months and months later. I sometimes get those emails and am like "When did I even play that game last?!"
F1SHOR: i wonder if the banned player was adam for taking james' character
Loonatic93: Strange... I got an e-mail from Riot saying I'm banned for unsportsmanlike behavior? I don't even play Valorant!!!!!!!!
Tommadness: Nelson's uncle works for Rito
TheWarbo: James "Sweet skins" Turner
MegaDosX: The tides, they turn
heartofgoldfish: @Loonatic93 Not playing is pretty unsportsmanlike
TwitchTVsFrank: you could have just told nelly you didnt need him. you didnt need to get him banned
gnome_friend: !findquote skins
LRRbot: Quote #5046: "...bones of skins, trees of beasts..." —Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
MutantIronMan: is high-tide a pack
Desruprot: tpanimeKaibalolz
Loonatic93: @heartofgoldfish Pretty much by definition!
BrowneePoints: It's seeing play in older formats already
BrowneePoints: as a 6 MANA GOBLIN
ChargingFerret: legacy muxus seems really good
TheWarbo: affinity affinity
MutantIronMan: i mean delve actually seems sick
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cryomancer20x6: The ole Flash Hulk / Stacks deck
QuixoticZ: Resolving High Tide is like eating the tastiest of appetizers. you just...know the fun you're about to have
Laurence72: I'd end up with "Wood Elemental" and "Sorrow's Path" packs
Loonatic93: @TheWarbo Is that the Affinity deck?
Tommadness: Paradox Combo pack
MutantIronMan: oh god
BrowneePoints: can we get like weird goofy old stuff like Ripple or Aurochs or Snakes?
MutantIronMan: muscle wizards muscle wizards
gnome_friend: Eldrazi Eldrazi?
Naarius: Tron
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Bengineering: oh hey this pringles can wifi picks up twitch!
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Desruprot: yeah Surprising no Eldrazi related pack
MegaDosX: I recall hearing something about an Eldrazi pack way back when, evidently that didn't happen
Laurence72: Although Sorrow's Path finally found a home with Oxlan and Dinos that like being damaged
Tommadness: o/ Ben
migelino164: Just get the golden Jumpstart Combo of Eldrazi Tron...wait...
Laurence72: Ixalin*
Tommadness: Ben's glamping
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Rogue_07: A 2/2 Drake is Nature
Fugi: @Bengineering get OUTTA HERE
Loonatic93: I want an Uncle Istavan deck!!!!!!!
TheWarbo: i won't rest until I can crack "Istvan" + "Istvan" jumpstart packs
DiscordianTokkan: Best of both worlds, baybeeee
Dog_of_Myth: Get lost in the woods @Bengineering
Bengineering: Hey I vacation how I want
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
Loonatic93: See? @TheWarbo gets it!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Blaseball is live again! Go Sunbeams!
NotCainNorAbel: Isn't Ben allergic to nature?
MegaDosX: How's the wilderness Ben?
more_alpacas: uncle trible
HoneyJack07: @Bengineering Im think you are camping wrong lol benginHeart
BrowneePoints: Nelson, thank you for getting my obscure Aurochs jokes. (I legit have a for funsies aurochs deck I call 8 Buffalo, no one respects them until they take 30 damage from 4 Aurochs)
ChargingFerret: is istvan pack with assault suit, and Glistening oil?
TheWarbo: splice together one pack of "old-template Slivers" and one pack of "new-template Slivers"
Laurence72: The hard part about camping at home is trying to get the tent stakes firmly into teh hardwood floor
MegaDosX: Kathleen's in some trouble
Loonatic93: I know it's an overcosted card... But I really want WotC to reprint Iridescent Angel. It was one of my favorite cards from back in the before-times.
MegaDosX: !card Frost Breath
LRRbot: Frost Breath [2U] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
TwitchTVsFrank: seabatUseless
lowman02: !card telekinesis
LRRbot: Telekinesis [UU] | Instant | Tap target creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by that creature this turn. It doesn't untap during its controller's next two untap steps.
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatApp
lamina5432: mill nelson
TheWarbo: omnomnom shortcutter
BrindleBoar: Millson
Tommadness: No Nelson, it's not Valiant it's Vallorant
Desruprot: limesLUL
Laurence72: ooooh, A sub game pack! Shahrahzad, The Countdown Is At One, Fork
MegaDosX: Man imagine if Cyclonic Rift was in Jumpstart
MegaDosX: It isn't, it 'd be so brutal if it was though
djalternative: it's in 2xm
TheWarbo: imagine the "Wilderness Reclamation" themed Jumpstart pack
Loonatic93: I hear that Rift is in Double Masters...
TwitchTVsFrank: lol whos icon is cailou
MutantIronMan: i shiver at the thought
DiscordianTokkan: Heck, they didn't even let Lightning Bolt in
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Time to bet on my team in Blaseball!
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LurkerSpine: Adam has Caillou
AllGoodDogs: !blaseball
gnome_friend: !findquote ball
LRRbot: Quote #1907: "Holding... balls!" —Cori [2016-02-19]
MutantIronMan: yeah they didnt put lightning bolt in the deck with the lightning bolt art on it
djalternative: yall should play some blaseball after
gnome_friend: I do wish there was an arena format with lightning bolt and counterspell in it
greatwahooney: good night everyone!
gnome_friend: good night @greatwahooney
MutantIronMan: i wish standard had bolt and literal actual conterspell
Juliamon: I would be down for Cori doing a weekly Blaseball Season Recap stream
MutantIronMan: counterspell*
djalternative: YES! @Juliamon
djalternative: we need to get her a hat and everything
djalternative: maybe bring someone in on color commentary
Juliamon: That would have to be Andrew for sure
BrindleBoar: change it up, Cam
BrindleBoar: ignore James' rules
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #5118: ""Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."" —James and Serge [2018-06-27]
TheWarbo: lol i guess that answers that question
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LarkSachrosis: So Chat, what are the chances of being able to choose two planeswalker packs in Jumpstart? Because my opponent has Teferi and Chandra.
Loonatic93: O dpm
MegaDosX: Well that's a curve that James has there
MutantIronMan: you can definitly cheat in Jumpstart
F1SHOR: lol he actually had discard discard saved up :P
Loonatic93: I don't love fairness.
noSmokeFire: his bones are regular-sized
rogerivany: The tiniest bone is in the ear James
TheWarbo: that is the laugh of a man who just scried to tinybones
gnome_friend: Oh no my BONES1
Tommadness: oof ouch my tiny bone
MegaDosX: Rude!
TheWarbo: chupathingy!
gnome_friend: Get those lrrGOAT s
lamina5432: act then that
d4rk_3450: I burnt a lot of gold on this event, i think predatory rainbow has been the most fun, angels / vampires had the best win rate... ymmv
noSmokeFire: !card tinybones
LRRbot: Tinybones, Trinket Thief [1B] | Legendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue [1/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent discarded a card this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. / {4}{B}{B}: Each opponent with no cards in hand loses 10 life.
MegaDosX: I think James can just blow up the Tinybones though with the Heartfire Immolator
DisquietCrow: jun fact: the smallest bones in your foot are also some on the easiest to break. ask me how I know!
Tommadness: Bones like Rice Krispies
Loonatic93: Tinybones needs to drink more milk.
noSmokeFire: not so brittle. 1/2 is beefier than your average soldier
Xed_Regulus: I prefer Little Bones by The Tragically Hip
niccus: how much bone hurting juice does it take to kill tinybones
Laurence72: If the OP has Tiny, you are boned
gnome_friend: @niccus not very much
Loonatic93: I prefer Dem Bones. By Alice in Chains (?)
gnome_friend: Bone hurting juice is very effective against tinybones
MegaDosX: I don't think Wizards Discard has any reanimation so now Cam's lost his best card
MutantIronMan: cam said the funny word!
lamina5432: chained brute is a really cool card
Bluedevyl: I forgot I was playing Spooky Archaeology in Jumpstart right now
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MegaDosX: Chained Brute is also really good with that card in James' hand
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noSmokeFire: deviiish seems like it leans really hard on the aristocrats theme without having any real token generation
StoneMeta: Thanks So Much @poggifers
lamina5432: act sacrifice
DiscordianTokkan: Yes James YESSSS
TheWarbo: *my* protege now
wolfsark: my protage FeelsBadMan
Nogrid: if you didn't sac he would get it back, right
TheWarbo: because you were about to lose your sac outlet
TheWarbo: ya
SmashTCG: ive been trying to get angels an Phyerxian for a week now
TheEvilHonk: Hey @LoadingReadyRun Can i get a virtual hug? Im a sad goose today, Went to double masters draft, crushed it in the draft, went to the finals, opponent stalled the game and made it a draw, thus winning him because of his opponents resistance, he opened a full art force of will and a foil karn and i feel like ive been robbed
SmashTCG: and now i have DOUBLE WELL READ
MegaDosX: Cam I feel like you can't complain after obliterating Kathleen earlier
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SmashTCG: and its only got one Ormos
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @TheEvilHonk
TheEvilHonk: Thank you so much @poggifers <3
QuixoticZ: wight is so good in the discard deck
BoomerAang_Squad: Pass?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Flunge
TwitchTVsFrank: attack all?
TheEvilHonk: @gnome_friend <3
MegaDosX: I feel I have to ask, why is it called flunging?
BoomerAang_Squad: attacking grows the Wright
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DiscordianTokkan: It'd be an 9/9 also
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It'd be a 10/10. Flunging seems bad.
kalira77: can someone tell me what the lrrDOTS symbol on some of the creatures means?
funghoul37: sup
Marciblook: Ok, not anymore
MegaDosX: That could do it
noSmokeFire: @kalira77 it's a triggered ability
gnome_friend: @MegaDosX I think Graham thought that flunging was a fun word and wanted to apply it to something that happens a lot in magic
BoomerAang_Squad: attack with brawler?
gnome_friend: so he just decided to use it for "attack with all"
noSmokeFire: the devil deals damage when James sacs somethign, the marauder gets stronger when it attacks
chesul: it wipes the board.
asthanius: Cameron has never lost. It's impossible to prove otherwise
kalira77: thanks @noSmokeFire
Duskism: flunge, you'll be left with a 4/3 and op with nothing
MegaDosX: Makes sense @gnome_friend
RassilonDND: Cameron has unwittingly become the master of the jumpstart format.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A flunge now trades the Wight and leaves your 4/3 as the only creature on the board.
TheWarbo: it's not necessarily triggered, the "..." is just "any relevant ability that isn't already an icon you can see"
gnome_friend discards a wizard
BrindleBoar: I think it's correct
MutantIronMan: it was indeed that exact quote
BrindleBoar: oof
cryomancer20x6: What if sacrificing a creature allowed you to discard a wizard?
DiscordianTokkan: There it is
MegaDosX: I mean, he's about to take 8 to the face
mr3dglasses: lrrFINE lrrFINE
kalira77: ah
MegaDosX: That helps
BoomerAang_Squad: next turn
chesul: that does nothing this turn.
BoomerAang_Squad: no wammies
asthanius: noooo
MegaDosX: Oh no!
BoomerAang_Squad: F
Easilycrazyhat: XDDDD
eXTeeGi: oof
Naarius: the snipe
MegaDosX: That would have done it
DiscordianTokkan: F
Nukified: lol
dalek_kosh: F
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
AP4rk3dC4r: oof
guymcperson144: oof
JaysonMaxwell: Rat for the Win!
dalek_kosh: The rat got him
RiiiisDK: have a good stream peeps, It's almost morning here, so i'm turning in
Laurence72: WHAT. A. GAME
Trymantha: lol
eXTeeGi: burger rat
PaperDoopliss: Now we have to name the rat
iris_of_ether: Lil Grabbies!
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3013: "I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat." —Cameron [2016-07-21]
funghoul37: brad marchand the card
guymcperson144: NotLikeThis
actionjb: Cam - "Did my opponent have a loaded gun?"
deyja429: Rattigan, the World's Greatest Criminal Miond
RassilonDND: rat deserves a knighthood
Naarius: Can we name it?
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chesul: menace is good here.
asthanius: Menace, you say?
A_Dub888: !card volcanic salvo
LRRbot: Volcanic Salvo [{10}RR] | Sorcery | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control. / Volcanic Salvo deals 6 damage to each of up to two target creatures and/or planeswalkers.
kalira77: i feel Templeton is appropriate
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
AP4rk3dC4r: lrrFINE
mr3dglasses: Goblin Champion has Haste in Red CAM
gnome_friend: RIP burger rat
MegaDosX: James I think your curse hit Cam
RassilonDND: the poor rat didn't even have a helm
gnome_friend: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
kalira77: burger rat just went to visit his cousin pizza rat in NYC
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think James and Cam have a timeshare on that curse.
TwitchTVsFrank: mull
Nogrid: mull
guymcperson144: mull
perrydaplat123: Hm... this deck could use a prismite or two...
MutantIronMan: i love this hand
chesul: that's much better I think.
MegaDosX: Some of the decks in Jumpstart have really sketchy curves, I've found
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the Helm.
gnome_friend: !helm
LRRbot: Return THE HELM to its place on the shelf.
Nogrid: the classic red deck waiting for turn 4
Lsaldana92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
Lsaldana92: 75 months of pure joy!
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noSmokeFire: @Nogrid james is on Big Red
OksanaSean: 18 turn clock
TheWarbo: "Mountain, pass" is how you tilt out the simic slaw, right?
perrydaplat123: 75 months @Lsaldana92 ?!?!
Lsaldana92: yes
Lsaldana92: im old....
perrydaplat123: How is that even possible
Nogrid: devils and smashing both have some decent low drops, just not in this hand
AP4rk3dC4r: it's not enough
MegaDosX: Cam you're meant to make the opponent discard, not yourself!
rogerivany: He has to discard 1 of them
mr3dglasses: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
perrydaplat123: Humans don't live that long
MechaNoelle: RDW stands for Red Deck Waits right?
Lsaldana92: that is 6 years and 3 months
gnome_friend: Red Dinosaur Weapons
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WetPaperSack: 80 is 8 tens. Or something...
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OksanaSean: Red Deck .. When?
MechaNoelle: Rude Dude Wailing
Easilycrazyhat: It's just a 1/1...for now
gnome_friend: Red Durdly Walrus
perrydaplat123: @WetPaperSack 80?!?! How??? That's more than the 75 from earlier, somehow
gnome_friend: !findquote chaos
LRRbot: Quote #6310: "Let chaos reign." —Jacob, matter-of-factly [2019-08-12]
StoneMeta: lrrFINE_BW
Lsaldana92: lrr has been ontwitch since og theros
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Juliamon: LRR has been on Twitch since Dark Ascension
Lsaldana92: my mistake
gnome_friend: LRR Darkly Ascended with a Bump in the Night
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loki_lxix: yay!
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes
lamina5432: hold it prowess trigger next turn
TwitchTVsFrank: i think the lrr account was made in 2013
djalternative: !gooseadvice
CommanderPulsar: jems pls
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Team LRR. I love you guys but I have a long abiding, heart felt, burning indifference to MTG. I'll see you later. Bear is out.
kalira77: cam just misses his tinybones
niccus: CHAOS!
wolfsark: chaos happened
A_Dub888: benginChaos
SmashTCG: i can confirm that well read is the worst deck in the format
Lsaldana92: agents of choas?
mr3dglasses: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
coldhands0802: Are any of us REALLY alive? And how would we know either way?
HoneyJack07: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
perrydaplat123: BibleThump
coldhands0802: I guess we'd know because our life totals would be 1 or greater.
MegaDosX: Zzzzzap!
TheWarbo: the postcombat prowess
F1SHOR: this is truely james' format
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gnome_friend: Tree Hugging!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Vamps
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Dino!
djalternative: dinos!
MutantIronMan: VAMP\
TwitchTVsFrank: vamps
Revelia: ixalan?
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
coldhands0802: Vaaaampires
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Witchcraft!@@
MegaDosX: Naturally Kathleen gravitates to vampires
TotallyNotaBeholder: Witchcraft
perrydaplat123: Dinosaurs
RassilonDND: has anyone found the mythical lightning pack from the packaging?
wolfsark: doctor is actually good
dalek_kosh: witchcraft
coldhands0802: Reanimated Vampires!
TwitchTVsFrank: doctors
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Witchcraft is goooood
Nogrid: dr acula
guymcperson144: doctor
Bluedevyl: Doctor honks out lout
DiscordianTokkan: Witchcraft Vamps is SO STRONG
loki_lxix: Dr. Acula
Zaroth339: Dr acula
AlienNanobots: Reanimated vampires for the redudancy
wolfsark: Doctor with vampires actually has synergy
adambomb625: reanimated
ArkhamArchivist: Dr. Acula
chesul: Doctor is super good with Vampires
Juliamon: Reanimate those dracs
RunicScribe: Witchraft is really good
AlchemicalPanda: Vampire, MD
F1SHOR: reanimate is strongeest
hamishian: All good choices...
Ferisar: it's doctor vampirez
uberdan1337: doctor!
BlightningHelix: VAMPIRE DOCTOR
cakes_here: witchcraft is rare. the others are common.
Ferisar: there's an accent on the e
Rogue_07: Dr. Acula
BrindleBoar: Doctor is probably the best with Vampires
RomanGoro: Doctor Vampires is probably also a hit in AO3
DiscordianTokkan: I wrecked FACE with every Witchcraft deck I've played
SwankyFlea: vampires reanimated is my metal band
MegaDosX: James with the mono colour decks it would seem
Laurence72: Dr. Vampire just recommends blood letting all the time
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrCAMERON
lemmel: I fele like you cant go wrong with reanimated or witches
Kramburger: Dr. Acula?
wolfsark: chaos happened
floki4242: scrubs was a great show
Bluedevyl: Witchcraft is bonkers
BoomerAang_Squad: life gain synergy
TwitchTVsFrank: but dr acula
wolfsark: Doctor with vampires actually has synergy
chesul: they synergize really well
MutantIronMan: oh is witchcraft rare?
Loonatic93: I really wish Zack Braft would do a Dr. Acula movie.
TheWarbo: wasn't the vampire in Vampyr a doctor?
MutantIronMan: dang
hamishian: life gain synergy
guymcperson144: lifegaon syneergy
coldhands0802: I mean, vampires are probably going to get you some lifelink anyway, right?
ArcOfTheConclave: but they are both lifegain synergy packs
MegaDosX: Add to Decks James
JaysonMaxwell: Now "Reanimating Doctors" that'd be a fun one.
Krokaar: and yet for some reason sorrin looks like he is ageing in the latest art?
F1SHOR: we arent here to play twilight
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Vampire = old school doctor. Heal you by leaching your blood?
noSmokeFire: Vampires: Reanimated sounds like a quality B Movie
Himyul: As long as the vampire doctors have good malpractice insurance
MegaDosX: Gotta add it to your decks
hamishian: Add to decks
MutantIronMan: you didnt hit the button
chesul: JaysonMaxwell that's just necromancers.
d4rk_3450: exquisite blood +life gain.... potentially
TwitchTVsFrank: click home?
uberdan1337: hit home?
MegaDosX: Wow
SmashTCG: select a deck?
chesul: click "Profile"
DiscordianTokkan: Hit Profile?
hamishian: can you click profile>
Nukified: change tabs
uberdan1337: Damn
djalternative: you gotta select a deck
Juliamon: That seems, uh.... weird
WetPaperSack: Seems like an oversight
eXTeeGi: Can't you just click home or any other button or the negative space?
coldhands0802: Sorin spent all of the last story set he was in having a city wide fight with an insane lady. THat'd age anybody.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ask questions you aren't ready to get answered.
Nukified: weird bug
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the stone.
mr3dglasses: Undead the gathering
MutantIronMan: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cat Doctors?
Malkaresh: OMG has this been Live the whole time HAHAHA
DiscordianTokkan: Dr. Dogs?
coldhands0802: Dr. Cat, the cat doctor
djalternative: Vampires Reanimated sounds like a cheap movie sequel to Vampires the movie
Juliamon: Malkaresh yes! LOL
gnome_friend: Is that where the Surgeon General is from?
Duskism: is doctor doom a possible combination
Loonatic93: Hey! Don't speak about my Kor girl Nihiri like that! She's wasn't insane! She was just really angry!
Himyul: Dr. legion sounds like a comic book villian
SwankyFlea: I guess it's a good thing we didn't go for vampires dotor
MegaDosX: Kathleen getting hit by that RNG energy
SwankyFlea: *doctor
cryomancer20x6: That sounds too similar to Doctor Lesion
OksanaSean: Paging Dr. Legion?
Malkaresh: OMG Magic. Right.
chesul: I almost heard it as "Doctor Lesion" which was interesting.
MutantIronMan: she hears birds we hear flies
TheWarbo: you are hearing the forests of ixalan, i believe
Dr_Shandor: Is someone looking for a doctor?
MegaDosX: Naturally James has a lot of enchantment removal in his deck to deal with that card >_>
Bluedevyl: fortunately, you have plenty of ways to deal with enchantments
TheWarbo: err, jungles, was the word i meant
mr3dglasses: When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays
Bluedevyl: haha @MegaDosX great minds
hidingbox: Don’t forget Kathleen that James is still cursed so it’s hopefully fine
coldhands0802: She dropped MTG Cthulhu on a plane full of people who already had every other gothic horror problem ever. That's something crazy people do.
Himyul: vampires succ
MegaDosX: @Bluedevyl Jinx!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Heh, 'You MAY gain 3 life' fun text
eXTeeGi: It's a life gain deck, which means you can't lose!
Nukified: evil arena says no land since you didn't want 6
mr3dglasses: Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
MegaDosX: lmao wow
TotallyNotaBeholder: James in full effect
MegaDosX: Drew two lands, milled two lands
dalek_kosh: And mill away two lands, nice
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Loonatic93: Whatever! That's like complaining that someone dumped a bucket of water into the ocean! Didn't do much of anything! Also... Something Something Sorin, Zendakar... I don't remember.
DiscordianTokkan: Curse in full effect
MegaDosX: Oop, incoming griffin
MutantIronMan: the curse strikes
mr3dglasses: What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
coldhands0802: So the odds of your next draw being gas are really good!
RechargeableFrenchman: James is getting James'd real hard tonight
MutantIronMan: james
gnome_friend: @Loonatic93 I feel like Emrakul is more than a bucket of water
MutantIronMan: please
hamishian: 5 in a row...
MegaDosX: Card on the left seems good
hidingbox: I mean maybe you don’t want gain life for whatever reason
mr3dglasses: What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
BoomerAang_Squad: !curse
Nogrid: swing first
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, big G
actionjb: Like it really does feel like he draws more lands than he should
lamina5432: the 3/1 is triggered by the flyer
guymcperson144: !advice
LRRbot: Doors may not be used by wizards.
Nogrid: you'll get it back
Loonatic93: @gnome_friend You're right she is no mere bucket of water. She's a tall drink of water... with tenticles.
mr3dglasses: How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton. jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm
coldhands0802: Sorin left his phone at home, alright! He didn't get the call that things were going bad on Zendakar.
MegaDosX: Well that's a combo
BoomerAang_Squad: sac the ghoul, get it back
mr3dglasses: c-c-c-c-combo breaker
MegaDosX: Holy shit this deck
dalek_kosh: Oh dear lord
guymcperson144: SYNERGY
MutantIronMan: ah yes drana's pridemate
coldhands0802: Besides, it all turned out OK. There's still some Zendakar left.
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Zendikar
DiscordianTokkan: Doctor is Legit toilets
gnome_friend: I'm glad it's getting well soon
Nukified: turns out we didn't need a doctor
MegaDosX: Well that's a board state
mr3dglasses: I think the USA need that kind of life gain
SpoonfullOfSugar: I have an air and feathered friends deck, it regularly gets killed in the air by the angel's deck
SwankyFlea: Vampires Reanimated is proof you don't need a doctorate to get things done
SpoonfullOfSugar: specifically angel's and anything else
MegaDosX: Kathleen's having a bad day it looks like
mr3dglasses: where is count chocula?
coldhands0802: Plus dying and coming back gets you out of all your student loans!
DiscordianTokkan: Neonate!
MegaDosX: Sac the ghoul for card draw
guymcperson144: before damage you should have activated the neonate
ashteranic: couldn't james have tapped the neonate to make the bloodhound survive that fight?
tergonis: now the game truly begins!
Eler0: I don't think he remembers the ghoul has an activated ability
MegaDosX: He could have sacrificed the ghoul for card draw and it would have come back immediately
BoomerAang_Squad: Neonate
MegaDosX: Oh well, he's got this I think :p
Malkaresh: @Juliamon Holy helll. I know this is funny from a bloodborne stream. but I can't handle this? Cheers all!
Loonatic93: Ah... I dunno... I was just happy Nahiri found her way into Ravnica. I was so hoping that I could see my Trostani-Nahiri slashfic become reality. Some hot Lithomancer/Three Dryads in a tree action!
guymcperson144: activate the neonate
guymcperson144: yes
mr3dglasses: Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
coldhands0802: That's a niche kink : p
MadWolf1290: this is FINE.
MegaDosX: Holy shit James' deck is nuts
eXTeeGi: take 2
Fairgrim: lrrFINE
niccus: just need kaya's wrath in a mono-white deck
MadWolf1290: once more, with feeling?
hidingbox: Rip no boardwipe
Loonatic93: Actually, I still ship Nihiri and Soren... You know that happened after the war!
mr3dglasses: You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.
lamina5432: unicorns has a great mythic
actionjb: James believes in himself
TeamDarkBeginning: James hand is a risky as heck keep
eXTeeGi: should've put Shatter the Sky in ur deck i guess lol
MegaDosX: Emiel is pretty nuts
SwankyFlea: mono decks seem to be really good in Jumpstart
gnome_friend: I think you'll find it's a unicorn, not a beast
TheWarbo: !card emiel
LRRbot: Emiel the Blessed [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Unicorn [4/4] | {3}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {G/W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it. If it's a Unicorn, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
chesul: no James, it's a Unicorn.
djalternative: make a brawl deck, nelson
DiscordianTokkan: Unicorn + Swagtusk is always fun
coldhands0802: A hand that starts on turn 4, if you draw land, against mono white. What could go wrong?
Dish_KP: PridePog jamietLand
mr3dglasses: Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts
MrPandaaaGaming: nelly,, can i ask you a commander based rules question?
HoneyJack07: !quote 62
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DarkMorford: o_O
mr3is6: the curse
MegaDosX: Land screw: the game
munchmymuffins234: reverse james curse
Loonatic93: Arena shuffler's rigged!
deinonychus24: screw beats screw
NonMint: Should have weaver that mana.
MegaDosX: Brutal
mr3is6: rough
rogerivany: Are timers turned off in this? I haven't seen any ropes.
dalek_kosh: Brutal
Dish_KP: 2 land better than three. proven
MegaDosX: @rogerivany I don't think there's turn timers in direct challenge
HoneyJack07: arena shuffler is stupid as heck. I always have ugin in my starting hand no matter what..... and its a 1 of
TheWarbo: iirc Direct Challenges that aren't "tournament match" don't have timers
BoomerAang_Squad: POWERFUL MAGIC
OksanaSean: Does the dr vampire deck come with extra land?
dalek_kosh: woe strider
Nogrid: yeah, you have 3 draws to find another
dalek_kosh: it
chesul: I'd definitely say strider.
TwitchTVsFrank: i like land
coldhands0802: You're in reanimate, right? Ditch a creature in case you get screwed again.
frozenphoenix7: I'd rather ditch land or far right here
BrindleBoar: doesn't strider escape?
BoomerAang_Squad: Land
BrindleBoar: okay, as long as everyone's on the same page
BoomerAang_Squad: Strider has the scry
MrPandaaaGaming: are there any judges in chat that could answer a commander-based rules interaction?
Natedogg2: MrPandaaaGaming: Sure.
frozenphoenix7: I am not a judge but hope to consider myself knowledgeable about rules.
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
Loonatic93: Goat is tasty. In fact, I had some Goat Josh for lunch today!
MrPandaaaGaming: if ashiok's erasure targets a commander and you elect to put that commander into the command zone, can that commander still be cast, since it is no longer in exile
MegaDosX: It says First and Last at the bottom telling you which order to put it
TheWarbo: it should label it along the bottom
lowman02: !ashiok's erasure
lowman02: !card ashiok's erasure
LRRbot: Ashiok's Erasure [2UU] | Enchantment | Flash / When Ashiok’s Erasure enters the battlefield, exile target spell. / Your opponents can’t cast spells with the same name as the exiled card. / When Ashiok’s Erasure leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner’s hand.
Natedogg2: MrPandaaaGaming: It's no longer exiled, so the Erasure does nothing and they can cast it again.
lowman02: yes you can cast it
MrPandaaaGaming: cool gotcha
draco_301: hai frans
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MegaDosX: I'd sac the mummy for card draw but that's just me
MegaDosX: It did its job
gnome_friend: sergeHi @draco_301
MegaDosX: That's also fair
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: it does the thing
Tommadness: Writes down "good board presence"
shiftless: !card brightmare
LRRbot: Brightmare [2W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/3] | When Brightmare enters the battlefield, tap up to one target creature. You gain life equal to that creature's power.
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
gnome_friend: Ca-CAW!
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: !card colossal Dreadmaw
LRRbot: Colossal Dreadmaw [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample
lowman02: mire triton is such a cool card
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, you are playing reanimation things.
MegaDosX: That's a considerable problem
devennorton: just joined there are more voices than faces???
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Drathak: Rooby roo?
DiscordianTokkan: Just a lifelink craw wurm when attacking
MegaDosX: Becomes a 6/4 lifelink
serramarkov: Yes, Cam and Nelson are also on
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: !card colossal dreadmaw
LRRbot: Colossal Dreadmaw [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample
Nogrid: at 29
MegaDosX: Oh boy
lowman02: @3goblinsinatrenchcoat06 yep that's dreadmawx2 :P
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: !card colossal dreadmaw
LRRbot: Colossal Dreadmaw [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample
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DiscordianTokkan: The Legion side of this deck is Much better than the Doctor side
djalternative: minecraft_villager_noise.wav
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
frozenphoenix7: Lena is giving Kathleen priority is the why
TheWarbo: Lena has an activated ability that's going to give you priority forever now
Bluedevyl: Yeah, I've found the doctor side to be pretty meh either way
frozenphoenix7: Since she has an activated ability that you can activate anytime.
JohnPraw: It's where the cable plugs in in the back of your eyeball.
Naarius: It's where your optic nerve connects to your retina
gnome_friend: !card lena
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
MegaDosX: Oh that's gonna be gross
Naarius: Kathleen plays Aetherflux Reservoir
fraleynation5: What’s that vitality card
TwitchTVsFrank: is that 3 rares on board for kathleen?
lowman02: !card cradle of vitality
LRRbot: Cradle of Vitality [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each 1 life you gained.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Dmc3628: sure James can go to 3
Rogue_07: Dang, I gotta get my hands on a Cradle
Rogue_07: THat's some insane value
NykeYoung: Anyone see the Reddit post that has an MTG combo that turns the game into UNO.
fraleynation5: @lowman02 thanks
Dmc3628: or 6
hidingbox: 9/9? lrrFINE
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Rogue_07: I think it's also possibly the right move because of Lena's ability.
MegaDosX: There's that Last Gasp again
Rogue_07: SHe wouldn't be able to protect whatever grows
Earthenone: !badadvice
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Earthenone: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #2422: "Spines are important! Important spines!" —Graham [2016-05-02]
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
TheWarbo: i like "the thing on your right" by habit, even though the Woe Strider is public knowledge :-D
MutantIronMan: @NykeYoung im sorry what
MegaDosX: Cue Faith's Fetters
kalira77: this is the poor goat sacrifice for the T-rex
gnome_friend: Sometime i wish LRR would play Viking Secret Wildcard Poker
MegaDosX: Also I like how despite picking the mono-black deck, James still has a white creature on the board :p
djalternative: James just needs to draw his crushing cannopy
SerGarretCameron: you could also triple block this turn, if there are no other tricks.
coldhands0802: Well, I gotta stop watching before I have to go download Arena and buy a bunch of digital cards. See ya'll later!
TwitchTVsFrank: "just" become an 11 11
djalternative: it flies
MegaDosX: Chumps and gains life I guess
TwitchTVsFrank: no
MegaDosX: You do kinda need removal
frozenphoenix7: It does nothing you want right now, so
HesGotNoPants: @twitchtvsfrank love the name. push the button Frank
Tommadness: Oh wow showcase Doomblade art! Nice draw James!
lamina5432: he could have rise of the dark realms
chesul: I think each pack has 2-3 pieces of "Removal"?
MegaDosX: He doesn't have Rise, that's in one of the other Reanimated decks
djalternative: no. he has rise. it's the second to bottom card of his deck
lamina5432: then we're hoping for scourge or gravewaker
MegaDosX: @djalternative Was referring to Rise of the Dark Realms, not Rise Again
djalternative: ah
Dandinstorm12: Hey chat, hey James
NykeYoung: @mutantironman I'm serious. On Reddit there's an MtG combo that turns the game into UNO.
guymcperson144: @NykeYoung can you send a link to it?
gnome_friend: !quote uno
LRRbot: Quote #6786: "I'm pretty good at translating minecraft James." —RebelliousUno [2020-02-25]
SeiichiSin: Hello all!
AlienNanobots: math is sus
Dandinstorm12: hey @SeiichiSin
TheWarbo: 380 x 4 = 28
MegaDosX: Removal!
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MutantIronMan: @NykeYoung which sub?
eXTeeGi: Oh they put all the removal in her deck
novrdd: helloooo chat howdy!!
SeiichiSin: It was nice knowing you James.
MegaDosX: I had a look at the deck lists on the MTG wiki, James is a bit thin on removal unfortunately
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: !card chains of mephistopheles
LRRbot: Chains of Mephistopheles [1B] | Enchantment | If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in their draw step each turn, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.
Dandinstorm12: James "Sweet merciful crap" Turner
theblackerlotus: decking?
noSmokeFire: try reducing your opponent's life total to zero
niccus: do you have a few billion years
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Dandinstorm12: ohai
TwitchTVsFrank: you click the gear then choose concede then win a different game
Tommadness: As a Philly boy I have to love Gritty
djalternative: Gritty is GOD
novrdd: what format is it? gladiator?
djalternative: it's djumpstart
noSmokeFire: jumpstart, novrdd
Tommadness: @novrdd Jumpstart
MegaDosX: @novrdd This is direct challenge with Jumpstart decks
Dandinstorm12: Gritty? Apparently they are the mascor for the best team in the NHL
lowman02: think you want to cast fortify post blocks
Rogue_07: Chump with me if you want to live
lowman02: welp ditto to nelly
novrdd: ahhh okk thanks @tommadness @megadosx
Nogrid: instants?
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theblackerlotus: i wish you guys could do another friday nights :(
Dandinstorm12: ha
niccus: oh they want to, don't worry
Rogue_07: @theblackerlotus they will! Just once everything calms down
Dandinstorm12: ot
Dandinstorm12: *it's a good card
lamina5432: get your deathtouchers
chesul: lamina5432 it's to hand.
RomanGoro: Beating someone who's at 32 and has a 9/9 and and 8/8 on the board seems hard
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Deathtoucher
MadWolf1290: so happy my local library is reopen. but I may have gone a bit overboard and put 20 new books on hold.
lamina5432: short a land
GamesAndInk: *Palpatine voice* Do it
djalternative: one mana short to do both
InquisitorGaia: worth it
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, the Gifted Aetherborn seems like the right choice.
GamesAndInk: It's your out
ChaoticObserver: He doesn' thave enough land to play it though
novrdd: @madwolf1290 omg that sounds great
frozenphoenix7: Not enough mana to rebuy deathtouchers.
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: do it my guy
Dandinstorm12: what
InquisitorGaia: you mean sanguine
Dandinstorm12: that isn't at all what it does
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, you're one mana short
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Dandinstorm12: ok James had a minor mixup, that makes sense
frozenphoenix7: I mean, you could Sanguine back 2 dudes, ditch one of the dudes and chump with Vampire + Zombie.
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: strider
frozenphoenix7: And then have the deathtoucher in hand and hope to draw something else.
Dandinstorm12: strider means James can double block the steed
chesul: frozenphoenix7 then he looks at two lethal creatures with just the aetherborn.
NarishmaReborn: jam like an old crone
frozenphoenix7: @chesul That's why I said hope to draw something else as well.
ilikememes44: whats Kathleen playing, legion and unicorns?
gnome_friend: @NarishmaReborn Old country recipe?
lamina5432: so kill the one that doesn't grow the chump with goat
Professor_Rakor: probably keep woe strider alive, draw card, discard 2 to make a zombie to sac, then alt cost the left thing to get back 2 deathtouchers
NarishmaReborn: @gnome_friend ash, for sure
Dandinstorm12: sorry Kathleen, James has help lol
gnome_friend: @NarishmaReborn Any centipedes? I'm allergic
niccus: keeping only the goat would send a hell of a message
MegaDosX: You kill both
BrindleBoar: he's kind of better off churning the woe strider for tokens, assuming he doesn't draw anything relevant
MegaDosX: Maths is for blockers
TheWarbo: yeah you are slowly grinding away at the annoying sac deck that can keep making chumpers, which is what winning against those decks looks like
frozenphoenix7: I mean, she can kill both. She doesn't have to technically <_<
lirazel64: Flyer for preference.
MegaDosX: Quick, put a +1/+1 counter on it before it dies!
eXTeeGi: stayin alive. stayin alive.
frozenphoenix7: I'd Woe Strider this turn, yeah. Plays around a removal spell.
MegaDosX: Makes sense
JaysonMaxwell: you'd still have a pocket zombie, but not worth the risk.
Professor_Rakor: eh, what removal could white have? Kappa
theblackerlotus: if we win this game..... holy shit
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
MegaDosX: This has been a slog for both players
MakeMonsters: The absolute clawback from James has been amazing
Dandinstorm12: well all Kathleen needs is to give lena flying
ilikememes44: whats Kathleen playing, legion and unicorns?
MegaDosX: @ilikememes44 Legion Doctor
Dandinstorm12: ooooh
marcieline91: lrrGOAT real mvp
Dandinstorm12: well heck
DiscordianTokkan: That works
MakeMonsters: =O
MegaDosX: Oh holy crap
theblackerlotus: that is a goremand
ChaoticObserver: Oh. Oh.
GamesAndInk: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
ShDragon: Well heck. :(
frozenphoenix7: That plays.
ilikememes44: oh i was close
nightraven949: WE FOUND THE OUT
JaysonMaxwell: Weird Removal is still removal .
noSmokeFire: oh, yeah, that'll do it
eXTeeGi: well
MrPipboy3000: The Gormand SLAPS
theblackerlotus: swing first
Professor_Rakor: swing first
DiscordianTokkan: Attack first
Nogrid: nah, zombie isn't worth it
lamina5432: indulgence gives more later
frozenphoenix7: I'd do the Zombie personally.
Dandinstorm12: swift vengeance
nightraven949: zombie isn't worth no cards in hand
Dandinstorm12: response
MegaDosX: Hm.
Dandinstorm12: right
Fugi: unlucky
MadWolf1290: rutrow
Dandinstorm12: the instant
novrdd: opsie
gnome_friend: !quote fugi
LRRbot: Quote #1806: "Swim away sweet dino." —Fugi [2016-02-13]
chesul: yep, forced into it.
eXTeeGi: well you could discard to zombie and then goremand
theblackerlotus: now i think we indulgence the 2 creatures
noSmokeFire: zombie plan is better than dying
ShDragon: Man, I was rooting for Kathleen on this one. She's been having bad games tonight.
TheWarbo: chat said "attack first"
Dandinstorm12: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Musherino: you'd still have cards in hand
MegaDosX: You're on your second main
GamesAndInk: You can't Goremand, you don't have a sac option.
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
eXTeeGi: make zombie and goremand imo
MadWolf1290: yet
QuixoticZ: i think it's the only real option
shiftless: !card sanguine indulgence
LRRbot: Sanguine Indulgence [3B] | Sorcery | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've gained 3 or more life this turn. / Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
DoctorHutch: making the zombie seems like the way to go
frozenphoenix7: I'd make the Zombie. The two cards you discard feed Woe Strider.
DiscordianTokkan: It is now, yeah
QuixoticZ: it's an expensive kill spell, but it does the trick
DoctorHutch: mana tithe
Professor_Rakor: oh, is the alt cost with life gain? keep thinking its a something died
Dandinstorm12: 7 turn clock
Mathonwy: I'm playing Battletech and watching MtG... I feel like a HUUUUGE nerd right now. Love it.
MegaDosX: It's a good dog!
TheWarbo: OH NO
MakeMonsters: HOLY
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
Dandinstorm12: slam it
Musherino: SAVED
eXTeeGi: nice draw lol
GamesAndInk: lrrSACK
theblackerlotus: oh shit we gain gain 5 oh no
nightraven949: Thats a hot draw
chesul: play the blood!
frozenphoenix7: And that's a good one.
DoctorHutch: gain the life
GamesAndInk: Do the card you drew!
MegaDosX: Enchantment first!
Professor_Rakor: gain that life now
MakeMonsters: Oh yeah
eXTeeGi: yes yes yes
ChaoticObserver: Life
chesul: Damage causes life loss!
ChaoticObserver: I think absolutley
DiscordianTokkan: Get this life first, yes
frozenphoenix7: I'd play the Blood first.
TheWarbo: yeah play the topdeck
nightraven949: yes you absolutely blood first
Koshindan: Live their best life.
MakeMonsters: WHAT a draw
Namboto: vito off the top!
QuixoticZ: oh wow. this got a lot more even realy fast
Professor_Rakor: spicy
DiscordianTokkan: If you'd not exiled the Silversmote, we'd have another friend!
Dandinstorm12: 7 turn clock!
StoneMeta: Vamps has the card that deals damage when you heal for the infinite
GamesAndInk: You CAN'T keep getting AWAY with this
Nogrid: yes
theblackerlotus: syphon face for 6?
DoctorHutch: blockier is better i think
JaysonMaxwell: Yeah - keep tempo.
djalternative: oh hell yeah
chesul: don't do it James!
Dandinstorm12: target dog?
Dandinstorm12: or woe
DiscordianTokkan: It's a trap!
RomanGoro: Does James wear (?) the mic so close to his face on the morning streams? Or am I just not paying attention?
theblackerlotus: just escape woe i think
Professor_Rakor: think we're on whoa plan
lamina5432: attempt to kill the choruser
chesul: strider.
Dandinstorm12: woe, James, hold up
Anaerin: "Any target" seems to include the player.
Nogrid: woe now, save other card for later
MrPipboy3000: Hold it for response when its pumped?
chesul: definitely swing, then strider.
theblackerlotus: creatures have lifelink
Dandinstorm12: (nobody has ever made that joke right?
eXTeeGi: attack and woe
MegaDosX: Syphon is sorcery I think
DoctorHutch: is it 5 mana to pump?
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3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: I mean James is all or nothing when it comes to topdecks
niccus: you can gain a lot of life right now
Dandinstorm12: a slobberknocker
MegaDosX: lmao
Dandinstorm12: nice
Anaerin: The Syphon gains you twice as much, thanks to blood.
chesul: that hits really hard.
Dandinstorm12: that makes a griffon
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MakeMonsters: God, what are the card-counts in library like?
QuixoticZ: Yeah, jumpstart is real. I resolved a rise of the dark realms last night, but unfortunately had no library left and couldn't swing with it. you dont' get much closer
DoctorHutch: you still have good blocks this turn at least
Tekcor17: how many cards are left in your library James?
noSmokeFire: syphon gaining double seems like kind of a trap, versus killing a creature that can deal more than three damage
JaysonMaxwell: @Tekcor17 at least there is an end in sight right?
theblackerlotus: this game is fuckin intense
ilikememes44: whos going to win,mono black or mono white?
chesul: noSmokeFire but the only creature james had any chance to kill was the dog, and only that turn.
TheAwkes: At least you get to deny a turn or so of lifeline with the strider.
Dandinstorm12: with an empty gy this line works
theblackerlotus: now we trade doggo and strider and chump sac chorister
eXTeeGi: def block lifelinker with strider
GamesAndInk: Kill the doggo?
VTMonster: block with goat, sac
MrPipboy3000: Take 10, then gain 10 on the swing
Dandinstorm12: that's a line
Dmc3628: and then feed goat
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
chesul: eXTeeGi then Dog becomes a 10/10
Dandinstorm12: James needs to play more chess
Professor_Rakor: this is probably correct
hidingbox: Lol
DoctorHutch: woe strider would also gain 5 on attack
Graham_LRR: This is a hell of a game!
DiscordianTokkan: I THink this is the right way?
Dandinstorm12: hey Graham
eXTeeGi: @chesul okay fair lol
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: save the strider!
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GamesAndInk: I have groceries to put away but I can't turn away from this match
DiscordianTokkan: The curse!
Dandinstorm12: shoot the griffon
BearPsychologist: oh I completely forgot about the griffon enchantment
nightraven949: shoot the birt
nightraven949: bird lmao
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, while you still can
Dandinstorm12: hold it for zombies
MegaDosX: I do think Kathleen still has this though
niccus: your hard work is about to explode
nightraven949: from 6 to 22 and we thought kathleen was the lifegain deck
gnome_friend: Cool game
chesul: Kathleen just keeps pumping out Griffins from now on though.
ashteranic: that is a very big anointed chorister
TheWarbo: Oh right, I forgot if you Vampires Vampires you can get Vito + Exquisite Blood
QuixoticZ: that thing is going to get scary big momentarily
GamesAndInk: OW
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Jeeeez
Dandinstorm12: 18/18 nice
lamina5432: you still hav three rares n the deck james
MrPipboy3000: Thats a problem
ashteranic: okay i spoke to soon
hamishian: wow
MakeMonsters: All it takes is one more removal spell to slow it down, but the engine is brutal.
GamesAndInk: Stoppppp, he's already dead!
DiscordianTokkan: Gone exponential!
baskwalla: uhhhhh
Anaerin: Wow.
dalek_kosh: wow
Naarius: chonky
Namboto: if Vito is in Jame's deck, he just wins, but otherwise it's rough
BrindleBoar: Kathleen breaking James' spirit before killing him Kappa
Dandinstorm12: sangro and pass
hidingbox: lrrFINE
QuixoticZ: I got beating down from 406 because of cradle of vitaltiy and absolutely 0 enchantment removal in my deck
ashteranic: i'm honestly surprised neither side has run out of chards yet
ashteranic: cards even
JohnPraw: Power creep is out of control - we've got 1-mana 15/15s ?!?! ;)
chesul: the doctor deck can have a creature version of the cradle too I believe, which doesn't cost to activate.
BearPsychologist: to be fair James busted card had to be killed 12 times
DoctorHutch: you gotta just go chumping and wait for removal
MegaDosX: @ashteranic James will run out first, he's milled a bunch whereas Kathleen's deck hasn't been flush with card draw
eXTeeGi: okay i stand by my suggestion of killing the lifelinker instead of the doggo
viligante8: blocking with woe strider meant losing your sac outlet to stop the lifegain
GamesAndInk: This game seems broken, hope it gets fixed before launch XD
ashteranic: yeah, it's just been such a long game
noSmokeFire: @eXTeeGi doggo could have saved the lifelinker, though
Ferisar: @eXTeeGi the lifelinker just gets indestructible from dog
Dandinstorm12: trade for griffon
Nogrid: @eXTeeGi she could have sacced the dog to save the lifelinker anyway
DiscordianTokkan: @eXTeeGi The dog could've been sac'd to save it, and then it'd be a free chunk of lifegain
JaysonMaxwell: You've scry'ed enough you couple probably look?
DoctorHutch: i don't think I'd trade yet
Dish_KP: didn't we bottom the rise this game?
Professor_Rakor: maybe we mill her out? Kappa
niccus: is chump & trade a carbon handling strategy
Dandinstorm12: that chorister is insane
frozenphoenix7: If he doesn't trade now, there's a chance he never gets to again @DoctorHutch
Koshindan: Maybe he'll be able to reanimate the Goremond?
ashteranic: rofl
hidingbox: More woestrider stall to find stuff?
GamesAndInk: We just need one more removal in monoblack, there has to be something!
chesul: eXTeeGi the god could have saved it, Kathleen also just had enough mana to activate it and save it that way.
MegaDosX: 56 life what the hell
BearPsychologist: This Annointed Chorister must be so tall
QuixoticZ: yep. the lifegain deck is quite real in this format
MTGRanger: According to gatherer cradle should only trigger once for each instance, so Arena’s code is wrong
GamesAndInk: JAMES...
Nogrid: GG
TwitchTVsFrank: cards in deck?
Dandinstorm12: ooof
MrPipboy3000: Pitch the lands and woes strider
MakeMonsters: 10 and 14? Yeesh I thought it would be something like 6 and 7
MegaDosX: Guess who's back. Back again.
TwitchTVsFrank: can you deal 56 damage in 10 turns
frozenphoenix7: It does only trigger once @MTGRanger It's just the card's effect is different slightly than the more common version of the effect like Ajani's Pridemate.
TheWarbo: MTGRanger it is only triggering once. multiple triggers would look like it does when someone swings with a cavalcade and fills up the stack.
Dandinstorm12: Kathleen smashes for 6 here
Krokaar: what is this game! PopCorn lrrWOW lrrJUDGE
hamishian: was that the discard enchantment cam built a deck around?
Dandinstorm12: Zombie infestation is 1/2 of a modern deck
hidingbox: Obviously took the idea from Cameron’s budget deck
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Do the jumpy thing right.
gnome_friend: Do the windy thing wrong
niccus: casual swamp
Dandinstorm12: oooof
hamishian: Great Games
ilikememes44: THE CURSE!!!
novrdd: that was amazing fight
dalek_kosh: teferi
MakeMonsters: Killer game
MegaDosX: Imagine if it were only swamps :p
Graham_LRR: Wowowow, awesome game you two
niccus: land!
Dandinstorm12: oooh, nice pw
novrdd: whoaah garruk
TheWarbo: james completed both of his "cast black spells" quests, how surprising
TheWarbo: :-D
ilikememes44: but amazing game'
RockPusher: Garruk appreciates good Magic™
lamina5432: the sift response to the woe strider probably ended it
nightraven949: womp womp, thought we had turned the corner with the Flample boy but as it turns out enchantments in white are dumb and there is no removal in black
DiscordianTokkan: Those matches were Great
serramarkov: Now I want to play Jumpstart!
SeiichiSin: Graham, you sounded different this stream.
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
Bluedevyl: That game was amazing
novrdd: thank you for the streaaam everyone
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: ooooooo
JaysonMaxwell: Heck of a match to round out the stream PridePog
truelegobob48: Bye aliasHi huttsCry swiftBully
MegaDosX: Nelson make sure you pick the best packs
Banrael: cheer300
MTGRanger: Never mind misread an errata
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: bye bye
MegaDosX: Alternatively whichever ones have lands you want
ilikememes44: BibleThump
hamishian: oooh
Dandinstorm12: always pick double goblins
TwitchTVsFrank: doggos!
hamishian: spooky
gnome_friend: Predatory!
djalternative: DOGGOS
ilikememes44: dogs
ZachtlyAsIntended: Dogs
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Banrael: I mean, always dogs
MegaDosX: Dogs has the best land of the three
Tzeeeeentch: dogs
RockPusher: Doggos
baskwalla: Dogs OP
Kaszoski: Dogs
Dish_KP: Spooky
AlchemicalPanda: DOGS
lamina5432: dogs
ilikememes44: DOGSSSSSS
dalek_kosh: SPOOOKY
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: dogs
Nogrid: god land
ZachtlyAsIntended: windmill slam dogs
TheWarbo: Doggo plains
HogarthUndead: Dogs
StarWarsTHX1138: Doggos
lemmel: Im thinking dogs
Greypelt: DOG LANDS
DoctorHutch: spooky
Kaszoski: You know what we'll say
Naarius: Dogs out of principal
ArkhamArchivist: Spoop
Natedogg2: Dogs!
truelegobob48: predatory
DiscordianTokkan: Dogs is Quite good, since Pack Leader's insane
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: spoopy dogs
Fairgrim: DOG
Dandinstorm12: No double goblins? Lame
viridimayai: Did James win?
Dish_KP: minions
TheWarbo: Doggo plains Doggo plains Doggo plains
Namboto: dog wizards!
SeiichiSin: Wizard dogs.
Juliamon: Dog Wizards!
Tzeeeeentch: \wizards
Luminaire_p: Dog Wizards
gnome_friend: WIZARDS
HogarthUndead: Dogs Wizards!
baskwalla: Dogs Wizards
MakeMonsters: DOG WIZARDS????
AlienNanobots: DOG WIZARDS
Dandinstorm12: Dog wizards
TwitchTVsFrank: minions
gnome_friend: DOG WIZARDS!
ilikememes44: MINONS
DoctorHutch: Dog Wizards.
dalek_kosh: WIZARDS!!!
hidingbox: Dogs!
ZachtlyAsIntended: DOG WIZARDS!
eXTeeGi: Seismic Dogs! BIG DOGGOS
MakeMonsters: DOG WIZARDDSSSS???????????
MechaNoelle: dog minions!
Banrael: Minions reanimates?
Bluedevyl: Dog Wizards!
lamina5432: minions
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: spooky dogs
RockPusher: slytqWIZPUP slytqWIZPUP slytqWIZPUP
dalek_kosh: DOG WIZARDS
TheWarbo: I go with "Seismic" based on new lands
CururuGuasu: Spooky is horrible
truelegobob48: seismic
novrdd: dogs seismic is great lol
Luminaire_p: Seismic Dogs?
MakeMonsters: Dog minions tho
baskwalla: fair
novrdd: Seismic
Fairgrim: Minions!
ferro_man: seismic doggos
Bluedevyl: Dog Minions is also great
MegaDosX: Show us your deck!
DiscordianTokkan: Seismic seems good
RomanGoro: *Bangs table* Dog Wizards Dog Wizards Dog Wizards
MakeMonsters: Dogs are definitely minions
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ZachtlyAsIntended: Seismic Dogs also sounds fun
Dandinstorm12: no love for the mountains
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: wizard dogs
ilikememes44: yeah cute little weirdos
RockPusher: slytqDevil slytqDevil slytqDevil
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: WIZARD DOGS
MegaDosX: What a curve
TheWarbo: Seismic is rarer than Minions, so it's harder to find that land again
RockPusher: slytqBORK slytqDevil_HF slytqDevil_HF slytqDevil_HF
TheWarbo: Kels <3
truelegobob48: Nice
truelegobob48: swiftOof
truelegobob48: swiftYep
RAZRBCK08: Pack Leader is busted
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Banrael: Four 1/1s with Cathar's Crusade was my favorite
Dandinstorm12: it's in Gladiator
Dandinstorm12: and Historic
hidingbox: Who let the dogs out?
Kaszoski: Dogs and cats fighting together
MegaDosX: That's a flavour fail
Bluedevyl: Doghtless Onslaught
TwitchTVsFrank: flavour fail
Mathonwy: Those are hyenas...
Dandinstorm12: and I guess Brawl
ilikememes44: FootGoal
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sterlingsojourner: I thought those were hyenas
Reioumu: Those aren't cats lol
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Dogless onslaught
MegaDosX: Good luck Nelson!
Juliamon: Hyenas also aren't dogs
Dandinstorm12: luck
RAZRBCK08: I love Pack Leader. that card is dumb
TwitchTVsFrank: good luck nelly
gnome_friend: ^^
gnome_friend: Hyenas are like really big mongooses
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: woo
Mathonwy: Well, hyenas certainly aren't cats.
NUTSOFODEN: I opened Basri/Angels the other day, and pulled a Ravenous Chupabrah, i am still confused
MegaDosX: Good hand of removal there Nelson :p
ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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ritchards: Commodore Hustle - Retreat
Dandinstorm12: mmm that one
Dandinstorm12: excellent
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: commodore hustle
TheWarbo: wow just casually saccing that doggo
Dandinstorm12: Pacify it Nelly! Send a message
itomeshi: Isn't Ben super allergic to everything outside?
Tiber727: I thought Ben was already a lumberjack. Kappa
chaostreader: I mean. There was Road Quest. That’s like camping.
Kaszoski: Doggos winning? All good
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MegaDosX: Man this guy is super dead
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theblackerlotus: opp is ded
MegaDosX: The Nelson train just ran that guy over
AlienNanobots: That timing was srsly impressive
RAZRBCK08: Pack Leader is a ridiculous card
coachNelly: pack leader is SOOOOO nuts
lirazel64: Very nice, Nelson!
coachNelly: imagine if dolmen gate was a bear lol
Banrael: Yeah, pack leader with any number of dogs is great
coachNelly: tyty
Zarober: pack leader isn't legendary and that's just crazy
JaysonMaxwell: ysbrydJacobVision_HF
aerohydra: cori
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MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream!
QuixoticZ: as good as others are...I really can't wait till Heat Death can resume
AlienNanobots: Nickname hype
lirazel64: Jacob and Dale together again!
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream everyone!
bowseriffic: Thanks for streaming! Have a good night
hamishian: Sweet dreams North America!
MegaDosX: Maybe get Card Kingdom to build your high powered Jumpstart format idea you had
Zarober: just got notification that my card kingdom order shipped today!
lirazel64: Thanks, guys!
novrdd: see yaa
Mathonwy: Bye!
MegaDosX: Take care everyone! Bye!
lemmel: Good night!
serramarkov: g'night all!
guymcperson144: oops i missed it, who won game 3 between james and kathleen?
Bluedevyl: Kathleen
guymcperson144: dan
Bluedevyl: The enchantments were too much to overcome
LoadingReadyRun: Worth going back to watch
LoadingReadyRun: It was a heck of a game
Bluedevyl: It was fantastic
guymcperson144: yeah
ShDragon: <3
ThisTwitchUsernameIsMine: bye!
anyGould: You too James!
Bluedevyl: Night James!
Juliamon: Thanks James! You too!
SnackPak_: Thanks James, you too!
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Darth_Fishious: Thanks bonus James
NarishmaReborn: thanks James!
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks James! You too!
ZachtlyAsIntended: you too james
StarWarsTHX1138: <3
itomeshi: Thanks Bonus James!
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