Malkaresh: Ahoy ahoy. Sorry I'm feeling spicy. Birthday weekend. Rhythm Cafe?
Juliamon: Soon!
Malkaresh: Nice.
ArcOfTheConclave: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Neon Beats) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: hoi
Fairgrim: a thing!
Feminine_Desires: A thin!
Malkaresh: Hi Heather!
Feminine_Desires: hot mic intentional?
Pteraspidomorphi: There is no music
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun
LoadingReadyRun: hmmm... ok. I didn't think there was music.. but hopefully everything else is working just fine.. We'll find out when we start properly.
LoadingReadyRun: @Feminine_Desires Yes the hot mic was intentional.
jkoon78076: everyone here is amazing and awesome and they deserve to know it. :)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Rhythm Cafe is here! | Heather's alone, so have... no fear? | *shrugs* I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but I am going to play Neon Beats. | 📷 ||
Malkaresh: Don't usually get to catch this stream but here I am! 'Allo chat!
Ivalenz_: Hi Heather.
Malkaresh: lrrFINE
Fairgrim: lrrAWESOME
Invitare: wait, the moon doesn't exist????
Invitare: then what is that thing in the sky??
constablecrab: amytfaHawoo amytfaHawoo amytfaHawoo
Fairgrim: @ihlendrax a big pizza pie!
Fairgrim: opops wrong whisper
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi Heather lunarj1Heart
Malkaresh: Cardiac people be aware.
jkoon78076: honestly as an epileptic I appreciate the warning
maestrith: @Malkaresh lol
Fairgrim: time for some vvvvvv action
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Juliamon: Super VVVVVVV Cube
Malkaresh: I don't get to watch this stream often, but I'm already hsving "shapes and beats" flashbacks.
GapFiller: good morning Heather lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Malkaresh: Oh god Super Meat Boy....
Juliamon: This is strongly like the one with the dots
jkoon78076: forever safe in the pit
kipstar: reminds me of 140
Fairgrim: the use of colors is cool too
MAPBoardgames: !updog
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frnknstn: simple gfx plus cool soundtrack reminds me of VVVVVV
Fairgrim: Don't get eliminated -- MXC
Malkaresh: Nothing can touch you in a pit. Heather said it therefore it's true.
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Eat before you Yeet.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
Malkaresh: I believe you Heather. I don't believe Ian.
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like !advice
jkoon78076: how do we know you're not lying about lying
Fofo57007: tnySquint
innovativemethods: it's a rhythm platformer!
Fairgrim: The movement beat here is nice an slow
jkoon78076: you are a cube that teaches small children what hole to put you in
v_nome: Perhaps you're a square that aspires to be there instead.
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thymato: 3 YEARS
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jkoon78076: look it's a cash bandicoot level
jkoon78076: crash*
Malkaresh: That stand though...
Malkaresh: This music is really nice.
Korki_DH: lrrSPOOP
jkoon78076: elevator was not safe
Decaped: wow, literaly 2nd level has a chase? that's hardcore
Feminine_Desires: so about the game being pretty chill ...
Fofo57007: whoa
v_nome: "the drop"
Malkaresh: And the literal drop.
Korki_DH: tehe i see what they did there with the drop
TehAmelie: this may be the sweetest rhythm game i've listened to since Thumper
Pteraspidomorphi: Hearther: "This is a pretty relaxed platformer" Game: "Hold my triangles"
jkoon78076: probably a secret there
Feminine_Desires: you missed the hole to get in there
Gizmoloid: I think you had to fall into that secret earlier.
Malkaresh: Ever forward and all that
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Sonic. You can either go fast or find the secrets, but not both
jkoon78076: that last bit reminded me of the automatic levels in Mario maker
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Xenguin47: 33 months! That's two butts!
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amras0x00: only just realized the little platform on the start is showing a fourier
TehAmelie: i never felt the need to go fast for some reason >_>
amras0x00: that's sorta cute
Malkaresh: I need to watch more Rhythm Cafe. This is infectious.
amras0x00: also, that music is wearing its MeatBoy influences on its sleeves :P
CleeKru: oh we geometry dash now
chickenace11: yes why does this thing have more friends then me
TehAmelie: it's a cool square, i guess
Juliamon: Oh now we're just full Boshy
Snowcookies: this is a very intense platformer
Malkaresh: Christ on sale. People say FromSoft games are hard.
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RealGamerCow: Heather: Hello Boshy. Adam: Hello, Rhythm Boshi
TehAmelie: i just want to appreciate how the game looks spectacular with some of the most lo-fi graphics i've seen
DarkMorford: This seems like it would be very much Adam's jam
RealGamerCow: The glow keeps making me want to clean my glasses
TehAmelie: it really is about picking an art direction and going for it
Decaped: huh, hope that's a bug, the rope physics don't reset on death
Malkaresh: I love this
fearthespike: i like the art style for this game
zuchen_120: exactly as planned
HyruleGirl9: the only timing you were off with there was the timing of telling us your timing was off Kappa
Malkaresh: Doesn't count. First try.
jkoon78076: I mean 24 deaths is less than 25
chickenace11: I do like that they say how many time you died but don't give you a limit on your lives
chickenace11: wait is this the path that our parents took to school?
Kibbik: At least you'll be cool next to all those windmills
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Pteraspidomorphi: Green is the speedrunner path
DarkMorford: @chickenace11 I think there was an option to turn off the death count if you wanted.
sevenishmagpies: slow is a peed
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep openseQuel_TK openseBeep sergeSheep_TK
sevenishmagpies: *speed
chickenace11: interesting DarkMorford
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innovativemethods: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out
TehAmelie: i blink and now we're jamming with portals?
Feminine_Desires: damn it you beat me to it innovative
Malkaresh: I have to assume we are mostly a Lunar Jade chat so Hello all!
DarkMorford: Ooh, parkour room
fearthespike: the music pairs really well with this game
Fofo57007: 23 < 24
jkoon78076: this is just pleasant
fearthespike: next level aim for 22 deaths
Malkaresh: This is amazing.
v_nome: Can we skip anti-grav arrows?
chickenace11: I like that the let you figure out what a game mechanic is supposed to be then throw it at you
v_nome: I mostly wondered if when we first encountered them we could have fallen up at the end
jkoon78076: damn you glados
Rogue_07: No Ian today?
fearthespike: looks like it
TehAmelie: i blame Cave Johnson
Fofo57007: adoorable
Pteraspidomorphi: I love how the music works in this game
chickenace11: ooo combing mechanics.
v_nome: neat. I bet that will lead to secrets
TehAmelie: have we found any secrets? maybe secrets are made up
Feminine_Desires: 17 deaths instead of 22!
Fairgrim: its nice that with the double arrow you can choose what course you want to follow
Fairgrim: the roof or floor
v_nome: Secrets are like fight club. They have Brad Pitt.
fearthespike: you improved that game!
chickenace11: like the Secret Gib said about most of your skeletons are legitimately sourced? Kappa
TehAmelie: in Prince of Persia on SNES i used to have to turn the TV on its side and tilt my head to play the upside down parts. this seems hard
Lithobraker: He only said *most* of them were legally purchased
chickenace11: hey bribes are a legit way to get them
azureHaights: The important question: they're your skeletons... but did you give Beej the skulls
EightBitDreams: I'm getting a very VVVVVV vibe from this game
chickenace11: pish posh whats the point of having a skeleton if it's not going to be a human one
fearthespike: the rope moves every time gravity changes
Pteraspidomorphi: It has great music too
azureHaights: I guess that's an undisclosed mason thing? I remember it coming up in a GVlog
EightBitDreams: The difference is, in VVVVVV you control the gravity direction
TehAmelie: as far as i recall, VVVVV doesn't look or sound or control this good
EightBitDreams: VVVVVV has one of my favorite game soundtracks
Pteraspidomorphi: Mine too!
Pteraspidomorphi: PPPPPP
v_nome: maybe you need to turn 45 degrees
TehAmelie: that's fair, i haven't heard a lot of it
Pteraspidomorphi: TehAmelie: You're definitely right that it looks more pixelated and sounds more chiptune but that's a deliberate design choice I think
Fairgrim: see we can just write off half the deaths to "exploring the level"
fearthespike: that was 10 more deaths than last level
hdhrant: 7 good levels and then 1 insane deathtrap
TehAmelie: well, it's clear if this is your jam VVVVV is probably worth trying
chickenace11: unfortunately Heather you can't be friends with the triangles because you are a square. Kappa
EightBitDreams: VVVVVV was styled to look like a Commodore-64 game (but the music, while chiptune, isn't really C-64 like, just the visuals)
TehAmelie: how weird would it be if you controlled a circle?
Malkaresh: Defy conventions. Make it dance to YOUR rhythm.
Earthenone: a circle would not have a regulation hitbox
Korki_DH: like a lil line rider track
Korki_DH: pretty line rider
fearthespike: nice!
TehAmelie: i was thinking more Elastomania but yeah autorunners
fearthespike: 14 deaths
DarkMorford: I love those sections where you kinda "slingshot" yourself back and forth with the gravity arrows.
EightBitDreams: A square with a heart
DoppoBijou: the8bitAHH the8bitAHH
TheAwkes: Super Beat Boy
chickenace11: now that's Teeth
TehAmelie: gravity slingshotting the way we intuitively feel it should work, that has nothing to do with what it really means
fearthespike: @DoppoBijou is that an 8bit emote?
floki4242: Did you see how long it took Cam to beat that boss
fearthespike: like in 8bitdrummer?
EightBitDreams: Rage against the triangles!
DoppoBijou: @fearthespike Yeah, it is.
fearthespike: cool
Korki_DH: alilyYikes
chickenace11: oh that's evil
TehAmelie: is this the final boss?
spiffinn: oof
Fairgrim: holy checkpounts batman
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
floki4242: at least the track is a bagger
Juliamon: I don't know that it's "evil" so much as "there's no checkpoint we could make where you could seamlessly continue from"
Korki_DH: i am ready to hear this bass riff a lot of times
DoppoBijou: Although this level is cool to look at, it is also very cruel and full of so much nope.
TehAmelie: The Neon Demon game adaptation is not what i expected
DigitalSeahorse: openseMoon_HF lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR openseMoon
chickenace11: this kinda of reminds of a song they would play at the start of hockey games around here
Fairgrim: no funny business allowed on this level
icefinch: good beats though
Korki_DH: i think this would benefit a lot if they made the first wall of a level not start until you moved
Earthenone: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #256: "Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?" —Adam [2015-05-09]
Korki_DH: then they could checkpoint
EightBitDreams: Checkpoint!
innovativemethods: remember when we said this game was calming and easy?
fearthespike: finally a checkpoint
DoppoBijou: :o A checkpoint!
Juliamon: Ah, I was right. They just didn't know how to break up the flow of the first segment.
Malkaresh: Bloody hell. Hodor has this on lock.
hold_no_carter: Finds checkpoint; kills self multiple times
Juliamon: Malkaresh She doesn't go by Hodor anymore btw
chickenace11: Shipping up to Boston that's the name of the song I was trying to remember. This song sounds a lot like it
Juliamon: (it's cool, nbd)
TehAmelie: that's almost evil, putting speed arrows in the downhill part so you go too slow if you just try to freefall
Malkaresh: @Juliamon Thanks. Good to know. Apoligises.
innovativemethods: those safety bumpers at the end were unexpectedly generous
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like that section in Portal
Feminine_Desires: yeah you gain constant height
sydnius: love the Cyriakish music
innovativemethods: you gotta think with portals here
Earthenone: i hated the momentum puzzles
TehAmelie: i don't think i like these heavily scripted bits that are "almost" like autorunners but you still have to do a few things
Fairgrim: infinite falling portal trick?
Pteraspidomorphi: TehAmelie: Like in Sonic :P
Bladinus: Speedy thing go in the portal, speedy thing come out
Fofo57007: actual projectiles tnyS
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Snowcookies: go Heather
TehAmelie: who among us haven't accidentally juked right instead of left directly into death sometimes
ContingentCat: Is Ian being really quiet or do we only have Heather today?
Snowcookies: just Heather
Juliamon: Only Heather today
ContingentCat: cool
fearthespike: no ian
EightBitDreams: Imagine how the poor triangles feel, all they want is to hug their new square friend
Feminine_Desires: Line Rider!
ContingentCat: Osha would be very upset
Fofo57007: not osha compliant at alll
Korki_DH: safe?
Korki_DH: safe!
Snowcookies: yay
hdhrant: Awesome job!
DoppoBijou: Safe!
Fofo57007: that was awesome
Malkaresh: Oh man thi music is so good!
fearthespike: finally done
novrdd: good job!
ContingentCat: KatesHype
ContingentCat: * katesHype
azureHaights: [alex voice] are u ok
Korki_DH: "this might take a whole hour" >finishes in 11 minutes
Fofo57007: got to test the triangle
chickenace11: level 8 was evil
novrdd: lrrHORN_HF
Fairgrim: it's fine your chair covers #8 so obviously nothing terrible happened there
innovativemethods: that seemed fun!
TehAmelie: it was neat. reminds me of Sayonara Wild Hearts, maybe just the happy energy
chickenace11: this seems like the type of game where an Ian to distract could go either really good or really bad
Anubis169 bounces around the chat
Anubis169: heyoooooo~
GapFiller: Anubis169 morning Anubis
GapFiller: fellow nighthawk eh
Fairgrim: the tempo of the levels was nice and slow when you weren't being chased by giant shark teeth
Anubis169: i sleep 4h/night average
kassy_13: huh it's my first ad in years
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chickenace11: He would say somthing that would go into the hightlight reel and everything would go wrong
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:14:31.
Malkaresh: Yes. Deny the Ian!
Earthenone: ads will continue until revinue improves
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Put something nice inside of me.
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You owe 300 kilos of potatoes.
ContingentCat: !findquote nice
LRRbot: Quote #7081: "I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to." —Jacob [2020-07-29]
kassy_13: so many irrelevant ads
Fairgrim: grrr I want those dice trays but don't have extra $200 free
TehAmelie: Ian is a gamer who plays by his own rules
kassy_13: this nhs covid advert is the most annoying thing because i've seen it 40 times now
kassy_13: i love that jacob quote
Juliamon: ooooh the new dlc?
EightBitDreams: Can't do DDR remote
Earthenone: !quote chopin
LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
wynternyghtynggale: ah nice to sit down at the rythem Cafe after a hard day's work with some pizza <3
TehAmelie: this reminds me of these Link to the Past remix ROMs. but they haven't cracked procedural generation yet. . .
fearthespike: i like the music in this game
fearthespike: it reminds me of the original themes of the Zelda games
TehAmelie: i heard a note of Starfox there, somehow
wynternyghtynggale: omg that's so good
Juliamon: lrrWOW
Mysticman89: you guys have an adam puppet, does he sing with it?
wynternyghtynggale: wait your buying stuff from yourself
sevenishmagpies: i am terified at how easily you were able to find a heather puppet
Mysticman89: keeping personal finances seperate from your business finances is sometimes useful, so buying from yourself can be a thting.
GamesAndInk: I mean if anyone knows about the open water, it would be a sailsman
hold_no_carter: !sir
wynternyghtynggale: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
Anubis169 chair dances
SquareDotCube: Are we the spirit of capitalism?
TehAmelie: A link to the business
wynternyghtynggale: this slaps
TehAmelie: is that a puppet replacing the shopkeeper while you play as him?
GamesAndInk: It's okay adventurers are dumb, they won't notice the diff
TehAmelie: pretty good likeness
wynternyghtynggale: adventures don't talk....
TehAmelie: adventurers care mostly about what the shopkeeper can do to stop them emptying the store
zburningbeez: what's different about teh shopkeeper
EightBitDreams: Shopkeeper money slowly runs out, and when it's gone he turns into a ghost
GamesAndInk: God this music
TehAmelie: does he get some benefit for that drawback? aside from the sweet shopkeeper puppet
kusinohki: Hi everyone!
TehAmelie: you ran out of money so you died. too real, game
wynternyghtynggale: so cute
TehAmelie: looks like a good mouth for singing
wynternyghtynggale: the eyes when it shoots <3
kusinohki: can you blow snot bubbles as projectiles?
Mysticman89: its not clear to me that you have arms, making a lot of these tool usages even more wild
wynternyghtynggale: when ever I see tingle I just hear beej doing that voice....
EightBitDreams: Hah - when the shopkeeper turns into a ghost, he is actually turning into "Phantom of the Shopera"
TehAmelie: seems almost as harsh as Melting in Nuclear Throne
wynternyghtynggale: snoot boop
Wintermelon100: doesn't this character get a built in ranged attack?
kusinohki: oof.. you only have 1 heart?? just noticed
Wintermelon100: maybe it's not built in on the dungeon mode
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Fairgrim: that lion was cheating he had a bow and arrows
Wintermelon100: it was
Wintermelon100: You had to get all of the deku nuts in story mode to onluck them
Wintermelon100: you'd be wrong ;P
Wintermelon100: I meant about homework
PsyQo46: been following for years .wanted to sub for a while but just hadnt had extra money for while
Fairgrim: yep lrrmtg to keep all those silly magic streams contained to one channel
PsyQo46: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
LoadingReadyRun: <3 Thanks for hanging out
Phailhammer: cya :)
Fairgrim: can't wait for another lazy sunday with island tours and rhythm games