GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cameron takes over the Play it Forward crown to do what he could, beat Bloodborne! Game: Bloodborne) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (11m from now).
Snowcookies: hubris
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesAir katesAir katesAir
TXC2: hello Everybody
GapFiller: mebbe its just me but there was something vaguely FFish abt the opening to that one
AdzyW: Mornin
gboi9000: First?
gboi9000: Crap
TXC2: Hello AdzyW welcome
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Someday soon Cameron will finish Bloodborne, but it will not be this day. 📷 ||
TehAmelie: well done with that gif
rolimka: sanguine salutations
GapFiller: also just a headsup how well knwn is the James ting at this point?
GapFiller: it figures its been long enough for word to get out but then again...
AdzyW: What what?
GapFiller: James is doing a thing nxt week
AdzyW: Explain
TehAmelie: ?_?
TXC2: GapFiller you mean on Saturday?
GapFiller: TXC2 no Friday
AdzyW: Somebody use their words
Snowcookies: James is gonna do a fundraiser and is giving away prizes on his home stream
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
GapFiller: how dyall feel abt Caillou?
TehAmelie: neat
TXC2: oh on his home stream, oh ok
Sarah_Serinde: You all sure are burying the lede on James' thing
EvilBadman: Yeah next friday on James' homestream
AdzyW: NeAt
GapFiller: yeh shdve started w/ that just to be clear
beowuuf: On Aug 21, James will be doing a fundraiser (causes TBA) from 7am to around 1pm PDT. There will be prizes! There will also be Caillou on repeat 420 times.
Sarah_Serinde: It's cruel is what it is
EvilBadman: james is also doing punchachunk on Switch Minecraft next week
beowuuf: I missed out your last comment sarah :p
Sarah_Serinde: I noticed :D
TXC2: anyway back to this stream happening right now
Snowcookies: Why would I, a former student journalist, want to bury the lede lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: to subvert expectations?
beowuuf: indeed, cameron all the way
TXC2: Here we GO!
AdzyW: Eyy
TehAmelie: hello!
GapFiller: good evening Cam lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
TXC2: hello Cameron
GapFiller: Morty
GapFiller: orty
ArrestedHouse: good hunting lrrCAMERON and morty
AdzyW: Morning sir
Snowcookies: Hi Cam
niccus: time to bloodbear the bloodborne
GapFiller: when we got Bloodborne what more do we need
RobotInProgress: "Some"
iris_of_ether: Very happy it's Friday
Snowcookies: Is Cam human? lrrBEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: Hello, everyone. Welcome to the All Blood Network.
EvilBadman: Bloodletting Beast pounded me into a fine paste last night
coldhands0802: Got that new Total War Troy for free, so not too bad.
TXC2: ok, it's much, MUCH cooler here now :P
Snowcookies: it's been good
Robot_Bones: 7-1 an almond cat draft with Crested Sunmare so we are on an upswing
beowuuf: I could sit and work in my window and everything! I didn't feel a fool heating anything in an oven
TehAmelie: remember when you had the blue frame around the stream with the lower third commenting on what y'all was playing? and the default text was "THIS IS A GAME"
Snowcookies: ate too much oil
TehAmelie: feels like that sometimes huh
GapFiller: mmm delicious Chalice grind
TXC2: anyone else hopeing that Cameron was gonna back into a Carly rea Jepsen song there? Kappa
Uzumaki15: Friday is going well, watching you stream this game convinced me to pick up Bloodborne, and taught me how to parry semi well
The_Passerby subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
The_Passerby: 40 months concurrent, 41 months total. Cam, you're a great person and great entertainer. Just wanted to let you know that.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, The_Passerby! (Today's storm count: 1)
TXC2: *break
Robot_Bones: Ailing Loran Chalice
The_Passerby: I am number 1?!
TehAmelie: what did the devices ever do for us?
TXC2: The_Passerby you are today, congrats
AdzyW: Cheer500 Thanks for keeping me entertained during work Cam. This stream is one of the highlights of my day. Also do you ever have that experience with coffee where instead of waking you up you just feel tired but fast?
accountmadeforants: They're so... healthy
FinalShowFilms: Because they're werewolves.
ThatBoyf subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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Robot_Bones: I wanna cup of that beasts piss
TXC2: they have union insurance Kappa
JeremyDevoid: afternoon chat. are we running main plot or DLC today?
The_Passerby: I am number 1! I am number1! Yay
TXC2: JeremyDevoid back into the Chalice dungeons today
jonnykefka: oh, they have the classic dark souls flail attack. cool.
FinalShowFilms: I like how he got tired of being stunlocked and just swatted at you
The_Passerby: Are we getting rid of Blood Ghosts?
JeremyDevoid: thank you @TXC2
The_Passerby: or are we gathering blood ghosts to put into our blood?
The_Passerby: I always forget
accountmadeforants: Clearly that barrel's a mimic
Robot_Bones: its The_Passerby Mr. Krabs, They were #1
SirFlukesAlot: dw you got the ghost over his shoulder
Tom_Bruise: oh hey, right on time to see that little dude's tech of being little
Asoxa: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cameron takes over the Play it Forward crown to do what he could, beat Bloodborne! Game: Bloodborne) at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (10m ago).
greecieboi: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
Tom_Bruise: Hey, it worked out for Yoda in Soul Calibur
Snowcookies: PrideUwu smol beans
EvilBadman: Buncha Oddjobs in this room
Tom_Bruise: and for literally every other tiny character in any fighting game
The_Passerby: I don't recognize this weapon
EvilBadman: It's the holy moonflightsowrd in regular mode
Intrepid_Colin subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
Intrepid_Colin: Just want to say I know this has been frustrating at times, but been super enjoyable to watch.
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JeremyDevoid: damp fire? yup checks out with this game
DarkAbyssKeeper: I finally beat Rom this morning, turns out the trick was missing was to unload enough damage in round 1 that he skips to round 3. Then run in for two quick swings.
Gekyouryuu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Gekyouryuu: 79 months, huh? i'm out of ideas for jokes. ... i'm sure I can just come back and edit this later.
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Simriel subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Simriel: Get some blood and put it in your blood to increase your blood and improve your blood.
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accountmadeforants: This fire... it's so *moist*
FinalShowFilms: Wow, you hit the -ground- behind him.
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks
EvilBadman: Gekyouryuu that's the sax number
Manae: what a jerk
Intrepid_Colin: Are we in a dungeon?
RocknGrohlNerd: damp fire damp? new song
FinalShowFilms: Yes, Intrepid_Colin
JaymicUnyielding: I feel a new Carrot Milk coming on.
Intrepid_Colin: Bloochoes sounds like blood nachos
SirFlukesAlot: is "gun to face" the parry mechanic in this game?
TXC2: please, vengabus is the Carrot Milk of the summer Kappa
TXC2: SirFlukesAlot yeap
DarkAbyssKeeper: Blood nachos would just be nacho with blood pudding? Sounds fine?
Snowcookies: !vengabus
FinalShowFilms: That sounds like the ravings of a man that has never been very sad at a bag of nachos on a friday night.
niccus: oh, sundae
PharaohBender27: Sanguine salutations! PrideWave Realize I'm late
TXC2: Hello PharaohBender27 welcome
beowuuf: hey pharoahbender27 PrideRise
AdzyW: A blood nacho is basically the mexican pizza from Taco Bell
Airymon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Airymon: this message could have been clever, but it wasnt. thanks for all your work cam.
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FinalShowFilms: You can break the trap statues so they don't fire if you trigger them
LadyLockwood92: TransgenderPride BisexualPride GayPride AsexualPride PansexualPride GenderFluidPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride LesbianPride
EvilBadman: oh wow
accountmadeforants: But they really tie the room together!
The_Passerby: vandalism@
Xilats: Hello yall!
TXC2: hello Xilats welcome
FinalShowFilms: Ah yes, the good old hallway guillotine
FinalShowFilms: For when the royalty needs to be beheaded but you also need to get places.
SirFlukesAlot: its too quiet
AdzyW: If only we could destroy the Caihurst statues We’d increase the world’s index of good taste by a percentage point or two
blooperman12: We dungeon crawling today?
Tom_Bruise: oh thaaat's what was up; what was down
SirFlukesAlot: well that thread was a bit of a let down
PharaohBender27: Somebody get OSHA on the horn!
TXC2: "don't look under that trap flooor!"
theleerm: osha really needs to get in here
krfsm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
krfsm: and here we are
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EvilBadman: This whole place is nsfw in varying degrees
tipulsar85: And a switch!
TXC2: I'd say it's more NSFH :P
ErisisLive: I don't think I want to meet Yharnams version of OSHA
AdzyW: There should be hazard striping around those statues
LadyLockwood92: Berserkers are a whole bag of nope.
blooperman12: Yeah, it's not amazing in close quarters
FinalShowFilms: The beasts do seem to have high arcane resist, considering you're doing more damage to them with your untransformed sword than when it was transformed
niccus: which elder god is os'ha
EvilBadman: ACb scaling is for some reason best at arc 70+
krfsm: I like the differing styles they gave the dungeons
TehAmelie: sides within sides. . .
FinalShowFilms: There will be
FinalShowFilms: Once you kill the boss
blooperman12: I heard you like side areas so I made a side area for your side area
Robot_Bones: Its all side areas? Always has been
drfox17: OH YES
drfox17: go cam, go!
LadyLockwood92: Ruh-roh
ErisisLive: Oh no
babybluehippo subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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krfsm: "I can parry you? this changes *everything*."
drfox17: oh no
niccus: how many parries do you have in you
krfsm: (and yet, it changes nothing)
Tom_Bruise: it's never a good sign when we can't tell how much damage a visceral did 'cuz your head's in the way
FinalShowFilms: Like a cobra.
LadyLockwood92: That sucks.
DiscordianTokkan: And then it seems to throw fireballs because it... can?
TehAmelie: boss was like "I don't know, CAN you?"
DarkAbyssKeeper: Did we start putting points into bloodtinge? The parry and viceral seems to be doing a good amount of damage. Or are we loaded up on runes?
AdzyW: Boss is a dickhead
FinalShowFilms: Visceral doesn't scale off bloodtinge.
TXC2: DarkAbyssKeeper Cameron's been upgrading skill which improves visceral attacks
FinalShowFilms: It's level and dex, so it's always getting stronger no matter what you increase
LadyLockwood92: Also we have a few runes too.
FinalShowFilms: level and skill* that is
Tom_Bruise: actually this boss was kinda nice, held back, didn't swing while you were homeboning
blooperman12: If I remember correctly, this guy is weak to serrated, has a large parry window
DarkAbyssKeeper: Ah, I see, thanks.
FinalShowFilms: Clawmark?
krfsm: that song turned 19 today IIRC
Khador1: where abouts are we now?
LadyLockwood92: That feels unlikely...
blooperman12: It's really only weak to serrated, I think
FinalShowFilms: Beast Possessed soul is vulnerable to fire
FinalShowFilms: It's only got 50 resistance to fire
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, fire looks like your best bet.
Tom_Bruise: I'm not sure, but that whirligig seems fun to have around
blooperman12: I like the saw cleaver or the whirlygig
FinalShowFilms: Saif is good because it has a small lunge on its attacks
ErisisLive: Saw cleaver is pretty good
FinalShowFilms: So you close better
DarkAbyssKeeper: It has a similar range and attack set to the stuff you're already carrying?
Invitare: what about taht whip sword on? Is that serrated?
FinalShowFilms: Whirlygig is good because you just hold and rip.
blooperman12: Looks like you can also distract it with a blood coctail
LadyLockwood92: Hmm...the boss version might not be weak to fire...if I'm reading the wiki correctly.
AdzyW: I get moderate results with whirligig
lirazel64: Heyho!
blooperman12: Boss is not weak to fire, correct
LadyLockwood92: Weak to Serrated but unlike the regular variant, not weak to Fire.
gartho009: Has Orphan of Kos been dealt with yet?
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:15.
EvilBadman: Negatory
LadyLockwood92: Copied from the wiki
EvilBadman: @gartho009 We're pre-maria in dlc
gartho009: thanks
gartho009: ahh ok
FinalShowFilms: Oh the boss variant loses the fire weakness?
tipulsar85: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:06:01. lrrSPOT
SirBusk: Hello everybody and good luck Cam, don't let fromsoft get you down!
LadyLockwood92: That might be the best idea.
FinalShowFilms: Saw Cleaver is nice because it's quick
FinalShowFilms: So you can get in and out
TXC2: hello SirBusk welcome
Foxmar320 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
Foxmar320: Birthday sub hype?
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Snowcookies: Happy B-day Foxmar
PharaohBender27: Happy birthday, @Foxmar320 ! katesHype
FinalShowFilms: You can eat your umbilical cords for some insight too.
DarkAbyssKeeper: I've not use the Whirliigig, seems like it would be easy to use badly.
LadyLockwood92: Happy birthday Foxmar320~
Foxmar320: I just had an amazing experience at a drive through trying to use a birthday desert reward.
Foxmar320: The handed me a bag of ice instead of cheesecake.
Ferisar: using it to let other hunters write shitposts in messages
Snowcookies: lol why
beowuuf: happy birthday and... O.O
niccus: it's a weapon!
LadyLockwood92: I mean, depending on the temperature that might be better.
Foxmar320: I have no idea why but I left in tears laughing
PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 I'm sorry, katesWat
AdzyW: Happy Borfdorf @foxmar320
Xilats: Happy birfday
Foxmar320: Also thank you for all the birthday wishes :D
Gekyouryuu: Happy Birthmas
GapFiller: Foxmar320 how does the ice measure up to the cheesecake yr wanted?
LadyLockwood92: Certainly coulda used it the last few days.
FinalShowFilms: Bug makes it arcane
TXC2: In Florida Ice is worth it's weight in gold Kappa
Foxmar320: I gave it back and got my cheesecake :P
Ferisar: i forget if it converts to arcane or adds arcane
krfsm: it adds an arcane buff iirc
Intrepid_Colin: Happy Birthday Foxmar
Ferisar: i think just adds
GapFiller: also 生日快乐 Foxmar
LadyLockwood92: On the other hand I did have some small cheesecakes so...that was good.
PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 Oh here I thought you just drove off with the bag of ice
DiscordianTokkan: "What was our birthday thing? He wants icecream, right?" "Ice, got it."
FinalShowFilms: It adds a flat amount of Arcane damage.
Foxmar320: Na I wanted that cheesecake :P
blooperman12: You got this, Cam!
Khador1: what is the best form of damage in this game?
FinalShowFilms: 80 to be precise
krfsm: it also makes a lovely "bong" sound
krfsm: @Khador1 it depends
LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of FromSoft I beat New Game+ Ornstein and Smough first try~
Foxmar320: Rip and tear?!
TreeVor84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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Ferisar: we still fighting the giant fur monster?
TXC2: LadyLockwood92 nice
FinalShowFilms: Grats LadyLockwood!
Ferisar: oh this boy
EvilBadman: bullat
FinalShowFilms: That boi has long arms.
Foxmar320: wow
LadyLockwood92: I then proceeded to get murdered by a torch the feeling went away pretty quickly.
EvilBadman: Dude seems managable
Tom_Bruise: this thing appears to be hitting like a truck that hits with slightly smaller trucks
SirBusk: hits like a fucking truck
TXC2: it's like it eats our head off :p
beowuuf: seems on point for DS
blooperman12: Oh yeah, he goes into a frenzy if he bites you, just fyi
Ferisar: it's very classic beast enemy
Ferisar: just slashes forward
LadyLockwood92: Also he's not so big the camera freaks out.
blooperman12: He gets faster and his moveset changes
DiscordianTokkan: Do you have to build up your parry wall? With a... Parry Mason? (show joeks!)
tipulsar85: My last two Milestone Birthdays have been mood Killers. From this year, "Oh, you want to celebrate? Have a worldwide pandemic."
PharaohBender27 shows @DiscordianTokkan a yellow card
Ferisar: does seem like you can just walk right and avoid the fire stuff
Khador1: whats beast build like in this?
Ferisar: non-existent without one weapon @Khador1
EvilBadman: Khador1 in this fight or game
FinalShowFilms: It's ok, based on previous experience his bite will just kill us anyways!
Jmonkey49: I love this one everything I did was wrong
beowuuf: discordiantokken: how appropriate given you'll need a good defense against the charge of pun crimes :p
Ferisar: man that flurry start-up comes out fast
Foxmar320: chain it
TXC2: not liking how much health this dude has
DiscordianTokkan: @beowuuf That's where they'll punish me for being a punk, right? :P
Tom_Bruise: at least this werewolf's pretty bad at pyromancy
Manae: 10% a visceral is perfectly normal, surely
Jmonkey49: gun interrupts fireballs
Ferisar: just grade all the bosses on the ludwig difficulty scale
beowuuf: discordiantokken: no, that's where they get you to write the songs...with your punk rhymnes...
Khador1: @EvilBadman in the game in general
Ferisar: lol
Foxmar320: lol
lirazel64: Interesting candelabrae this room has.
Xilats: I believe in you Cameron! Put the goatpupper down!
Foxmar320: ouch
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Foxmar320: Hand goes in, blood comes out
niccus: so much blood, so many hands
accountmadeforants: I like it when you can actually rally off of a boss
TehAmelie: rip and tear, rip and tear
TXC2: "knife goes in, guts come out, that's what Osaka sea food concern is all about!"
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Dang that's a deep cut
TXC2: lrrGREED has been called
Ferisar: countdown to pog
Ferisar: lol
blooperman12: Woo! Nice job
Ferisar: nice
SirBusk: gheyfoRsteven gheyfoRsteven gheyfoRgasms gheyfoRgasms
Foxmar320: nice and clean
Jmonkey49: well the blunderbuss interrupts fire balls. but you got it so it didn't matter
TXC2: PharaohBender27 my Faviort kind
Zaghrog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
drfox17: Go Cam!
Brozard: benginDab benginDab benginDab
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LadyLockwood92: rekt
coldhands0802: Goat There!
EvilBadman: super clean
Thisbymaster: GG
krfsm: nice and hbiClean yeah
lirazel64: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jmonkey49: Great Job
Jmonkey49: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kraest: kraestDAB kraestDAB kraestDAB kraestDAB
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN_HF lrrGOAT lrrHORN
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Xilats: Great Job Cameron!
EvilBadman: Khador1 super silly if you know what you're doing
tabernaclefart: I need a 40k reference for my new wirless network. I play Dark Angels, Anyone got anything?
tipulsar85: And another prey Rides the bus.
Intrepid_Colin: Death to the beast
blooperman12: Which challace is this? Ailing Loran?
EvilBadman: Khador1 and have the claw weap
TXC2: and it only gets level-y-er from here
EvilBadman: don't forget that side path
SirBusk: gheyfoRzaki
SirBusk: Well, "the Rock" could work
krfsm: what's the name of the Dark Angels primarch again?
FinalShowFilms: Bastard of Loran
Xilats: :D Yesssss! I got my paycheck and can pay off the hopefully last bill from my last ER visit!
SeiichiSin: Hello Cam, hopefully you are having a better day today.
blooperman12: Loran is a tough one, but the end boss is very fun
TXC2: krfsm Lion El Johnson
krfsm: oh yeah, Lionel
FinalShowFilms: Yes
blooperman12: It's pretty beast-y, yeah
FinalShowFilms: All Loran chalices are beast heavy
AdzyW: Cypher’s Secret Internet
Milocw: yes very beasty
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 Lan El Johnson?
tabernaclefart: Yes, they are watchers in the dark.
krfsm: Loran was overrun by beasts, after all
SeiichiSin: That is good.
TXC2: tabernaclefart oooh nice
PharaohBender27: @SeiichiSin We just had a boss fight that actually wasn't a horrible slog :)
Intrepid_Colin: A great joy in life, showing someone Starship Troopers for the first time and them having no context
FinalShowFilms: There are lore reasons for why Loran is full of beasts too
SeiichiSin: Nice! Sad I missed it.
accountmadeforants: "It Hz When IP" is getting a bit old, so yeah, let's go for it
SeiichiSin: I just woke up.
coldhands0802: LAN L Joseph. Exchange network, from Cameroon.
SirBusk: Definatly gotten better
TXC2: no joke, I could probably do like a 2 hour talk on WH40K with zero prep :P
Jmonkey49: bastard of Loran is in layer 3
tipulsar85: The book holds up well too.
Intrepid_Colin: My significant other to boot
Thisbymaster: I just spent time on Reddit yesterday with people not understanding Star Ship Troopers
accountmadeforants: Thisbymaster The book or the movie?
Xilats: Better safe than sorry.
blooperman12: I think there's one, maybe two fake walls in this entire game
Ferisar: lol
beowuuf: Wait, Lionel Johnson? They just removed a letter, added a space, and put n apostraphe like no one would notice?
AdzyW: Starship Troopers got super relevant around 2005
Foxmar320: O_O
Xilats: I'm sorry ,WHAT
Tom_Bruise: there's definitely something that can be said for Neil Patrick Harris's uniform later in the film being slightly more relevant in today's climate
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 Done!
Thisbymaster: @accountmadeforants The movie
Invitare: Boom, headshot
TXC2: I remember when I first saw Starship troopers, and finding it wierd that all the people from Benous aries where white, but not quite getting that was a point of the pardoy :P
krfsm: @beowuuf not even an apostrophe
Jmonkey49: I've done that before
tabernaclefart: OMG! My wife just suggested LANowar elves...
TXC2: beowuuf welcome to WH40K
Xilats: @tabernaclefart Yessss
beowuuf: txc2 krfsm ah, i was going by google where fandon seems to have tried to put an apostrophe for el'jonson to connect it to the second name :p
tabernaclefart: Kinda want to change the 5GHz to that now...
obedgue: d
tipulsar85: "I hate this game. I hate this game." "Nice dodge." "I love this game."
krfsm: @TXC2 let's not forget Mag Uruk Thraka
AdzyW: Cam, out of interest, what made you pick this game for PiF?
krfsm: (who was, indeed, named for Maggie Thatcher
accountmadeforants: Thisbymaster I assume it's the same sort of misunderstanding certain people have with WH40K?
TXC2: krfsm indeed, or that all the Sister of battle are based on the singer from Blondie
Foxmar320: i really want to play this game again
Jmonkey49: it's all fun until a guillotine drops on your head
Foxmar320: saw cleaver is great
Ferisar: haha yeah after using a two-hander for a while all the small weapons feel very quick
Intrepid_Colin: A useful tool
SeiichiSin: I missed exactly what the conversation is about with the names.
Thisbymaster: @accountmadeforants Yeah, stupid people who don't understand that Authoritarianism is bad.
TXC2: SeiichiSin someone was asking us to name their WiFi with a WH40K name
Foxmar320: I bet a lot of players never saw this
beowuuf: how canon was the novel cameron mentioned where leman russ is very intelligent but ha to put on the 'grr wolves' for the look of it?
SeiichiSin: Oooh, nice.
accountmadeforants: Thisbymaster 😬
tipulsar85: Are we in goblin town now?
krfsm: most people probably never do, or only the first ones
Intrepid_Colin: Let's be honest, any trick weapon in the real world would just have a bottle opener
DarkAbyssKeeper: Look at this. *creak*
Foxmar320: bridge is safe as far as I remember
TXC2: beowuuf some, GW has a "everything is true, nothing is cannon" sort of thing going
SeiichiSin: Sadly I don't know any good WH40K names. I don't play nor know the lore.
Foxmar320: This is the remix I didn't know I wanted
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrIcream
beowuuf: ah, cool txc2
Ferisar: it's the one thing i never finished in this game
Snowcookies: they're slimey
blooperman12: Slimes love you, though
Jmonkey49: I the hate amorphous blobs
BrindleBoar: SeiichiSin just pretend you know latin and want to sound metal, it's easier than you think
TXC2: for some one who has never read any of the books, I know WAY too much about WH40K lore :p
Snowcookies: blooperman12: is it real love tho?
blooperman12: I don't know, it seems pretty fluid tbh
TXC2: BrindleBoar you're not even wrong :p
Invitare: I wonder if you can break that
Foxmar320: this is fine
BrindleBoar: seems better than the blighttown bridge
RocknGrohlNerd: oh please let there be a remix of carot milk, feat. Cam with fire damp
krfsm: @TXC2 and my first exposure to WH40k was 30 years ago...
DiscordianTokkan: This reminds me of some bridges I've gone over in BC at least..!
Invitare: try attacking it, see if it breaks
Ritaspirithntr: See! lrrFINE
krfsm: (back when it was called Rogue Trader)
Thisbymaster: it me after Taco bell.
Intrepid_Colin: Significantly mutated
Foxmar320: O_O
Invitare: fire AND Lightning?
blooperman12: Oh hey, these guys again
Jmonkey49: Loran Silverbeast
LadyLockwood92: Dang
TXC2: krfsm ah, good bad old days :P
Tom_Bruise: That thing might be classified as "a jerk"
BrindleBoar: well that thing's got a more varied moveset than expected
Foxmar320: Yeah I saw that, what complete bs
DarkAbyssKeeper: It's your friendly neighbourhood fire/bolt/fist beast.
tipulsar85: That seems to be a Gygaxian trap...
krfsm: @TXC2 it was way more gonzo in some ways back then
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 Back to your comment on spending 2 hours talking about 40k with no prep, I once did that with a co-worker after he asked me. "Hey, what do you know about WH40K?"
krfsm: ah, the incautious questions people sometimes ask
JaymicUnyielding: hey folks. still dungeoneering?
beowuuf: "hey, what's down this deep grim dark hole? mind if i blindly jump down it?"
Jensling: If you were my angle I bet you'd be <90° TPFufun
TXC2: hello JaymicUnyielding welcome
TXC2: tabernaclefart haha neat
Foxmar320: Slime go away no one likes you
salsy82: i've never actually played this game, or really know anything about it. is it actually good?
DarkAbyssKeeper: I mean, its not like it really has a front.
krfsm: how does it deal with fire and or the pocket slugs?
Foxmar320: salsy82 yep its great but you have to be prepared to die. A lot.
beowuuf: game good chalice dungeons currently less so due to balance? that seem fair?
TXC2: salsy82 I'd say it's not as good as Dark souls, but it has it's charms
coldhands0802: I do know what you're saying.
Tom_Bruise: or if a boss jumping didn't disengage lock-on all the time, that'd be nice
Jmonkey49: the little ones are Scourge Beasts. the big one is a Silverbeast
DarkAbyssKeeper: I've started using the L2 attack on Ludwig's in that kind of situation.
EvilBadman: @salsy82 If you've never done a souls game the main thing is that /everything is dangerous/
Jmonkey49: Fire all weak to fire
EvilBadman: even trash mobs
krfsm: serrated is good vs beasts in general, can't say further than that
Foxmar320: Wow yeah it melted
lirazel64: I feel that randomly not locking on is a cheap "mechanic".
Tom_Bruise: that dude became a smidgen of a non-issue
LadyLockwood92: 3 iirc
EvilBadman: I wanna say...4?
EvilBadman: maybe 3
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LemonLemur: Did Cam get his souls?
Ferisar: i think it's just there to psych you out
Foxmar320: i dont remember bridges ever breaking
theleerm: nah its just here to give me anxiety
Milocw: don't break, do cause occasional virtigo
Ferisar: the blight town wobbles are so scary because of it
Xilats: Confirmed: Cameron is prime prey for Angler Fish.
Tom_Bruise: still not as bad as those rope bridges in Dark Souls 2 where the camera got superdrunk
Jmonkey49: defiled chalice. bastard of Loran: 2. ritual blood (4): 9. blood echoes: 5500. arcane haze 22
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EvilBadman: not purchasable until ng+ per wiki
Manae: *opens chest* There's nothing but mold in here! ...wait, maybe that IS the treasure!
DarkAbyssKeeper: There's something very disconcerting about the game letting you open multiple chests.
Foxmar320: Its possible
LemonLemur: I think the whole game is a vision quest,
Invitare: possibly, though Pthumeru did actually exist
PharaohBender27: A fascinating idea
Xilats: I hate the gaps in that bridge. I keep expecting the game to let you just slip through.
SirBusk: that would explain all the fucked up shit
krfsm: that's certainly one interpretation of it, and one that doesn't require too tortured a reading of it.
TXC2: what if it's the other way round, and this is the real world, and the main game is the dream?
PharaohBender27: The crypts of the mind
SirBusk: "or in a more tangeld forest, in here (taps head"
Ferisar: when can we look inside ourselves to become a gamer
Zaghrog: Even if Pthumery really exists, doesn't mean this couldn't be a vision quest of that place
gartho009: there's an edge showing off your green screen, and I thought it was a floating knife
DaftPunkPlayingAtMyHouse: ah, ailing loran. my least favorite dungeon
LemonLemur: It is basically traversing your mind, and major bosses are your mental problems to be overcome or succumb to
DarkAbyssKeeper: Sounds is vibrations tickling your ear meats.
HorusFive: And the hideous monsters? Also inside your mind. Your mind is terrible
EvilBadman: @gartho009 it's our friend other chair
krfsm: there's a lovely prose poem called From The Crypts of Memory, I highly recommend it
krfsm: by Clark Ashton Smith
Zaghrog: There is indeed a thing showinf in the corner of the booth cam ciew
LemonLemur: @HorusFive Yeah, your mind is full of terrors, the opening is literally sleep paralysis
Ferisar: 30/50 are the vit breakpoints, if i remember
lirazel64: My mind-crypts are a whole lot less ornate...
drfox17: can you pop stored echos for the next level?
Jmonkey49: @ferisar correct
TXC2: drfox17 yes, but we probably don't have enough
videsweets: hey camalam, hows the borneing
drfox17: @TXC2 oh?
TXC2: well looks like Cameron proved me wrong
drfox17: @TXC2 to be honest, i didn't know how much those things gave, i was afraid i had just eff'd him
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: it all works :)
JaymicUnyielding: so I've been in and out due to work. are we continuing dungeons til we earn our writhing badge?
TXC2: JaymicUnyielding yeap
JaymicUnyielding: sounds good
TXC2: and we're back
Snowcookies: Yay
GapFiller: welcome back Cam
JaymicUnyielding: hello again!
thegreatwyrdling: Did he win at Dark Borne yet?
Anexmedia: Quick before you have to discard a card
TXC2: thegreatwyrdling not yet
Anexmedia: oh it's relentless rats, reading the monster explains the monster
Ritaspirithntr: Uh...those aren’t little
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EvilBadman: god, that first rat scurrying by in the distance gets me everytime
DarkAbyssKeeper: They been eating their multivitamins.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Sorry, *checks note* multiple vital men.
EvilBadman: they too, are partaking in mineral water
TXC2: DarkAbyssKeeper :D
theleerm: cause horror cam
DiscordianTokkan: Holy shit
niccus: welcome to the rat party
Arctic_Revenge: Plague rats ate your face. Very Poe
SirBusk: Clan Moulder has done good work
TXC2: and why is "pustuleless" a word? :P
DiscordianTokkan: unsubscribe PlagueRatFacts
SirBusk: Yes, they very much are
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DarkAbyssKeeper: Do you do enough damage with the L2 smash to just pancake them?
voslan: Ouch, Cam i didn't realize you were weak to the Mono-Black Rats decks
Anexmedia: What about the pirate robots?
Intrepid_Colin: So bad and awful, they are amazing
Anexmedia: or is that what that is, I am not versed in sigmar
SirBusk: the Horned Rat even grew more powerful than Slaanesh for a whilwe
voslan: Check out the Rat-Kin from Kings of War. They are Skaven done right
SirBusk: *while
Intrepid_Colin: I did a deep dive on skaven lore a couple months ago
FinalShowFilms: Scaeven are commonly believed to be just a legend and to not actually exist by the humans that live above their warrens. Only the ratcatchers that venture into the sewers to keep them at bay know the truth.
Manae: Why do they jiggle like water baloons
DarkAbyssKeeper: L2 smash is so satisfying.
silenceaux: Ragdolling in many games has the problem of making the corpse essentially weightless.
MaladyDark: I'm going to sleep. keep on being AWESOME and CHARMING
niccus: how else are they supposed to jiggle like
TXC2: so long MaladyDark sleep well
Milocw: was he wearing the charred hunter set?
Malkaresh: Hello all. Haven't been feeling well the last couple days, so I've missed some streams. Where are we besides a chalice dungeon?
Ferisar: past ludwig in dlc past micolash in main game, last i remember
DarkAbyssKeeper: Ah, the good old From Soft environment physics.
PharaohBender27: @Malkaresh Sorry you haven't been well, hope you feel better soon
TXC2: Hello Malkaresh welcome
Malkaresh: Nice beat Micolash cage.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Attack through walls, attack through fences, get wrecked around pillars, but sometimes, sword bounces.
Malkaresh: @PharaohBender27 Largely self inflicted but I'm doing better.
TXC2: Malkaresh yeah we beat Micolash, we've beaten Dungeon Rom, and Dungeon Blood starved beast
LadyLockwood92: I just wanna talk
Malkaresh: In my friend group we have a thing called "too much birthday"
FinalShowFilms: Did we fight dungeon blood starved? I know we fought dungeon Blood letting beast.
Invitare: Call Beyond?
PharaohBender27: @Malkaresh Ah
Ritaspirithntr: Jonhnny you get down here right now!!
TXC2: FinalShowFilms I think we've done both
Ferisar: gross
shadowbow464: for the good of the rat population kill those things
Milocw: I hate rats, after doing math they 100% have a drop to 1 hp instead of death ability
JaymicUnyielding: They're scared of you
shadowbow464: they want to aggro you
Malkaresh: I have never bothered to come this deep in the dungeons. These are some gross tanky rats
DarkAbyssKeeper: Can you cheese the hunter on that ladder?
SirBusk: ah yes, camera souls
Ferisar: just weird timings on the claws i think
PharaohBender27: Camera plz
DiscordianTokkan: gdi camera
Ferisar: nice
DarkAbyssKeeper: You beat the camera!
shadowbow464: winner
Malkaresh: Well done
FinalShowFilms: You get that trick weapon at the end of this dungeon.
Manae: Well he was only worth 23k echoes
Ferisar: good echoes, dang
FinalShowFilms: Or, somewhere inside this dungeon
Ferisar: oh you never went the beast rune way in the DLC before ludwig did you
FinalShowFilms: Those combine with a thing you can get later to turn you into a werewolf.
LemonLemur: go back
EvilBadman: crates ghiding something
LemonLemur: yup
DarkAbyssKeeper: You found a puppy.
SeiichiSin: When in doubt, break everything.
Tregelen: chalice dungeons have secret walls in them too right?
Ferisar: yeah
Ferisar: none in the main game but chalices have illusory walls
tabernaclefart: I didn't know Cameron became a mumble rapper.
tipulsar85: The sequel to Carrot Milk!
Tregelen: that's such a wierd choice
Milocw: this area looks like a trap if you fall down from above
FinalShowFilms: Back in that hole you coaxed a guy down from
EvilBadman: This may be a "oops you fell idiot"
silenceaux: Kind of like a chimney
Ferisar: yeah i think that's right
LemonLemur: That's what my ex called me
beowuuf: missing james dancing behind you to the words
FinalShowFilms: Also that's a pile of dead pigs
EvilBadman: ladder in the round room
Milocw: ladder that small room
EvilBadman: unless you've been up there
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accountmadeforants: This looks like a place where you'd find those Half-Life ceiling tentacle/tongue things
EvilBadman: accountmadeforants there's ceiling slimes
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Oh God those things
krfsm: last one wasn't that bad?
EvilBadman: damn was hoping rng would give you a Bastard there
Invitare: with all this lightning I'm guessing the boss here is going to be Paarl?
krfsm: I think that's always the Claws
Invitare: it has native arcane scaling
TXC2: speaking of, son't we have like 2 levels worth of Blechoes ?
EvilBadman: Beast builds are high risk, high reward
krfsm: together with the beast's embrace rune yes
Ferisar: there's a rune that changes you visually into a beast looking person
FinalShowFilms: Once you beat the optional superboss in the DLC you can get a rune that turns you into a beast
sorceress966: Blechoes LUL
niccus: i dont know, your gameplay so far has been beast mode
EvilBadman: since beasthood drops your def
Ferisar: beast blood pellet activates beast
krfsm: which you get somewhere in the DLC
DaftPunkPlayingAtMyHouse: @EvilBadman I think they're just high risk, zero reward lol
Ferisar: higher beasthood meter = higher damage lower def
krfsm: @Ferisar but not visually
Milocw: it's like always being under a beast pellet while in its trick weapon version
FinalShowFilms: And the beast claws get a unique moveset if you are using the rune that turns you into a beast too
Ferisar: yeah the visual beast changes are from a DLC rune
Ferisar: i think it's from an enemyt hunter before ludwig
FinalShowFilms: The rune is from the optional superboss, not from one of the wandering hunters.
Ferisar: ohhh is it from laurence?
EvilBadman: Back to the pit
Malkaresh: yes
Snowcookies: jlrrPit
Ferisar: game tried to pull a fast one
beowuuf: jlrrCool
krfsm: but with less ... Area.
JeremyDevoid: replenishing your stock of blood vials in the dungeon. that is heresy.
drfox17: aaaah, i need a spider slider
sorceress966: frick me i jumped
drfox17: honestly though, i like the idea of the spider slider from this week's checkpoint
LadyLockwood92: This game has no respect.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Having a bell ringer make spiders is just no bueno.
Tom_Bruise: just you wait, it's gonna roll another fiery rock down
PharaohBender27: katesScared
DarkAbyssKeeper: No, the opposite of that, Cameron.
PenguinMortified: spiders have always been able to jump in this game
drfox17: what
SeiichiSin: What do bell ringers do?
doubleayrun: ring bells
DarkAbyssKeeper: You said you would be put out if hit by a fireball. :P
TXC2: SeiichiSin revive the dead
Ferisar: summon the enemies that are red looking @SeiichiSin
PenguinMortified: summon bad vibes
SeiichiSin: Oof.
SeiichiSin: Yeah, murder them bell ringers.
EvilBadman: good thing these aren't load-bearing
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Ferisar: huh never seen that enemy
TXC2: Neat design on that enemy
Manae: Poor wiring though
Intrepid_Colin: Structurally sound mind spaces
accountmadeforants: With all those entirely decorative pillars we love.
TXC2: it's the mind of someone with problems, but keeping it together
krfsm: sparkles! sparkles are down there!
krfsm: I could see them!
krfsm: not shinies
krfsm: but some kinda sparks
Manae: fake wall?
EvilBadman: Thinkin these are trolls
EvilBadman: but I've never been here
Ferisar: trolls? in these dungeons?
urkleturtle: of course
TXC2: that sounds both really neat and really stupid :p
Ferisar: just leave "try tongue but hole" outside of bagel places
DarkAbyssKeeper: Are we equipped for what is assuredly Bolt damage?
doubleayrun: right around the time dark souls 2 came out someone went around our college campus and left soapstone messages everywhere
HoneyJack07: Cam , are you going to join James' 420 Caillou stream and sing Caillou with him ?
drfox17: next friday
SeiichiSin: No matter how much vitality you have, it will probably still one shot you.
drfox17: 7AM to.... midnight?
shadowbow464: excusss me what
Invitare: Vitality has a gradual softcap between 30 and 50, then a proper softcap at 50
theleerm: when is that?
HoneyJack07: He is going to play the Caillou theme song 420 times
Sarah_Serinde: 7am to 1pm next friday
drfox17: no, wait, 7 am to ....noon
beowuuf: fundraiser next friday, ciaillou 420 times in 6 hours
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not midnight
drfox17: yeah, my math was very off
Sarah_Serinde: 6 hours straight of the Caillou theme is already more than enough
niccus: i guess that's one way to prep yourself for factorio
Ferisar: both teams played hard
drfox17: at the very least, we can all show up to support @Sarah_Serinde
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Agreed
ThatBoyf: When you are so in need of human interaction, that you watch caliou with your friends
EvilBadman: I was going to point to james' twitter where he assuredly shared it, but alas he has not
HoneyJack07: not to midnight lol , even stockholm syndrome has limits
drfox17: aw COM'ON
Ferisar: farming spot spotted
Ferisar: commence r2
DarkAbyssKeeper: Well, there's your "nothing but blood here"
urkleturtle: true fromsoft strats
EvilBadman: Are there /two/ chimes?
HoneyJack07: lol
EvilBadman: Cause that's a ton of mobs
shadowbow464: getting some left dead vibes
Malkaresh: This seems untenable
accountmadeforants: Imagine if it's two if them working in shifts
FinalShowFilms: You're getting 1k souls per kill off this
FinalShowFilms: Nice little soul farm.
Invitare: are you getting souls for them?
beowuuf: this is like whatserface just spamming the bolts on the stairwell :(
Tom_Bruise: this... this is just an XP farm at this point
DarkAbyssKeeper: Cutting directly through the door, fine. Trying to cut through the top of the doorway? Madness.
urkleturtle: this seems frtuiless
urkleturtle: *fruitless
LemonLemur: old hunters bone through them?
RobotInProgress: I mean we are getting souls, so this is one way to farm
Malkaresh: I guess you just rush the room and kill the bellringer?
TXC2: "I've been working on blood road, all the bloody day!"
shadowbow464: so this is why people light their ouses on fire when the y see a spider.
FinalShowFilms: Can you even open this door from this side, or do you have to go around?
Malkaresh: :D
urkleturtle: seems inevitable
silenceaux: you could try weakening as many of the spiders as possible, but leaving them alive before opening the door?
gartho009: they'll just keep spawning till you kill the witch, won't they?
Ferisar: i can see them getting to spawn maximum, running the spiders out to the hallway and running to the bell lady
Ferisar: but that's up to ou, haha
doubleayrun: seems like a decent way to farm blood echoes
Milocw: yes 2 summoners so 6 spiders, none of the items you need is on the other side if you don't want to open
RobotInProgress: the souls are nice though
Milocw: bastards of loran are all on layer 3, side passage before layer 3 boss
Malkaresh: If this a story chalice I have the guides with maps at home. Kinda useless when I'm at work.
EvilBadman: Sony got that exclusive "Spiders, man!" content
silenceaux: Could also cash in the rest of the souls on consumables so you don't have to worry about them.
JaymicUnyielding: Paaaaarl, that kills people!
shadowbow464: we need the spider slider
Ferisar: seems fine
accountmadeforants: LUL EvilBadman
urkleturtle: 50 is where you want to be to make the game overall go more smoothly. at least that's what it did for me
Tom_Bruise: worst case scenario, we go back to that door and get enough blood points to get vitality up to 50
TXC2: lets find out
Invitare: hey it's that regular enemy from the DLC
Malkaresh: Well he hits like a truck
TXC2: ah yes,lady murderflaps
Tom_Bruise: he's been hitting the weights it seems
accountmadeforants: I Boss, I mob, I Boss again!
gartho009: jeez she's fast
krfsm: she is
Malkaresh: Yes technically
LadyLockwood92: Should be.
Invitare: it used to be
Robot_Bones: very parriable
smasngrab: Next time you meet him, it will be in a 2*2 foot room
Intrepid_Colin: Do we know what is draped over the beast?
Malkaresh: First try!
Ferisar: i do have that clip of you parrying this boss like 6 times in a row
Ferisar: lol
TXC2: Intrepid_Colin I presume skin
Robot_Bones: skin, skin is dropped over
Malkaresh: It's back is drapped over it
EvilBadman: That's because you're a coward ;)
LadyLockwood92: @Intrepid_Colin It's skin~"
LadyLockwood92: !*
Intrepid_Colin: I figured, but just wanted to double check
ThatBoyf: Spider door, spider door; think you killed them? Heres some more! Does the door block their hit? No its co-lissions shit. Please dont open the spider door
DaftPunkPlayingAtMyHouse: its moveset? spastic flailing
Malkaresh: Nice parry though
accountmadeforants: Her moveset is "cautious blender"
Ferisar: BSB is one of those bosses where you can strafe circle left without even using dodge and never get hit
coldhands0802: Gotta head out. Good luck!
Airymon: i always interpreted it as the flayed skin of its back hanging over its head
Robot_Bones: re
LadyLockwood92: Slow poison.
Milocw: nope slow poison
Robot_Bones: slow
Vyous: slow
JaymicUnyielding: @thatboyf well parodied friend
PenguinMortified: bring antidotes?
PharaohBender27: o_O
voslan: you are excused. But we are impressed none the less!
HoneyJack07: lrrWOW
krfsm: and full of 'tude
Ritaspirithntr: 7 out of 10
Xafty: is it just me or is the current aesthetic more dark souls than bloodborne?
urkleturtle: antidotes are super slow and not really worth using in this fight i feel, since you only risk getting hit
Malkaresh: Hmm delicious souls
urkleturtle: bosses generally can't eat souls
DarkAbyssKeeper: Is the stagger window on the parry big enough to heavy ludwig stab?
Tom_Bruise: I genuinely was about to type "there they are" ... as if that helped...
tabernaclefart: parry god
smasngrab: There in the spot/light.
MrMurly: what BL is he at and which chalice is it?
TXC2: smasngrab losing their religion?
Ferisar: bl is like 100
Ferisar: ailing loran i think
MrMurly: low dex i persume?
Ferisar: arcane
smasngrab: @TXC2 yup
silenceaux: Skill is like... 18? Arcane is 40.
Ferisar: but yeah low dex so viscerals aren't hitting for much
Bionull: I don't think this thing is blood-starved at all. It's absolutely gushing with blood.
Malkaresh: Cool game
TXC2: never indeed
Jmonkey49: they are to runes for vis. one ups damage the other restores health
urkleturtle: might be more damage to just do regular attacks while its stunned from the parry?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Congratulations, you've been grabbed, you may now wait 8 seconds to find out if you're dead.
silenceaux: Could also try to set up a big spell during the parry recovery.
TXC2: Man imagine if you could cancel out of attack in from soft games :p
urkleturtle: good talk
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JaymicUnyielding: ooh yeah, parry into call beyond
Ferisar: mm i don't think so
MrMurly: if you spam R1 and L1 you can save a bit of health from grabs
sorceress966: logic says you can't lose your mind to eldritch horrors if you don't have a mind to lose
Malkaresh: Specifically weak to fire and serration but I don't believe they are especially strong against arcane...
Milocw: plus, you need to be locked on for call beyond and he unlocks alot
Ferisar: ah actually nvm bsb is 160 arcane res
Ferisar: compared to 55 fire res
silenceaux: Ah, is the lack of lock-on why Call Beyond appears to do nothing besides a pretty light show?
urkleturtle: you could try parrying with that tentacle attack
AdzyW: Does this one suck as much as OG BSB?
Ferisar: bsb isn't much suck beyond the last phase
Jmonkey49: @adzyw more
Ferisar: you can just walk left and not get hit by any attack
TXC2: this one is much more of a health sponge then the OG
DarkAbyssKeeper: I didn't have problem with og blood starved. I rolled and flamethrowered a lot.
AdzyW: I hate this boss, throws out a string of staggers then teleports itself across the arena before ypu can get a hit in
Tom_Bruise: oh good, now she deals out slow poison by just standing next to you...
Ferisar: being in front of beasts when they're doing flurries in general is not advisable in this game
Snowcookies: Go Cam
Malkaresh: I feel like Cam's dodge game has gotten a lot better since last Friday.
AdzyW: And it also inflicts a status effect that does not make the game fun
TXC2: how the hell have we blown through 720 vials already?
Tom_Bruise: playing the vidya game?
urkleturtle: you were robbed on that backstab
Ferisar: 720 is the cost per purchase, might be getting confused @TXC2
sorceress966: he had like 120 vials 2 stream ago cos he farmed
TXC2: Ferisar indeed it was
AdzyW: Hey Cam I need a name for a Skaven Warlord
Jmonkey49: farming Loran chalice layer 1 with moon runes nets 58k blood echoes only takes a minute
sorceress966: Bob
DiscordianTokkan: What clan?
Tom_Bruise: Gregor?
Ferisar: i mean it's just faster
Ferisar: haha
AdzyW: Clan Mors
sorceress966: Bob Mors
DiscordianTokkan: Skitter-shank Dust-drinker
SeiichiSin: I just don't want you to stress yourself out.
theleerm: is there an in lore explanation for why monsters respawn or no?
TXC2: Ratter Moors
beowuuf: Slice Wrendclaw
beowuuf: not even joking
AdzyW: Mors is the common or garden stabmongers
HydraWiggins: Mulder and Mors are the other way round I think
AdzyW: Moulder is the Rat ohres
beowuuf: *Rend
TXC2: oh if it's stabby, it's name is Tonberry Kappa
Ferisar: pestilens
Ferisar: i think?
AdzyW: Pestilens for plague
smasngrab: Clan Pestilence ofc
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: very devious naming scheme
urkleturtle: obviously the best rat name is ink-eyes
AdzyW: My Plague priest is called Munglord Wiggletooth
TXC2: Subtly is not a thing GW goes in for
Ferisar: i wouldn't really expect skaven to have particularly subtle names
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Ink-Eyes is good but I've always been a fan of Freya
beowuuf: yeah, other GW charactrs appear to look at Skavens and go 'woah, that's a little on the nose' if the goggle search for names is anything to go by
GapFiller: TXC2 are yr tellin me that 40K is not infact a nuanced and delicately mature universe? Kappa
GoAmpDog2: Does anyone else see that item by the tree every time cam goes framing? Or Am I going crazy
shinumei: Gotten Far?
Ferisar: i mean the guy who has a golden mask infused on his face is named balthazar gelt
Tom_Bruise: @AdzyW I just looked up "Mung" on the urban dictionary and I found something quite unsettling so... thanks for that...
Ferisar: it's pretty standard
Mister_Skittles: i start with the axe for that reason
TXC2: GapFiller :)
Ferisar: full str whirligig kirkhammer
Ferisar: just become a swinging big idiot
beowuuf: that's just a deathmetal band
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honestly though I love the skaven in total war WH
AdzyW: @tom_bruise well if it makes you feel better I named my Hell Pit Abomination Mr. Snuffles
Tom_Bruise: You know what, it does
Ferisar: tw wh skaven are fun
AdzyW: I LOVE the vo for Skaven in TWWH
Ferisar: most of the factions are pretty neat in that though
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love seeing the dwarves march headfirst into a wall of rattling guns
Ferisar: uh yeah
Ferisar: total war warhammer 2
Friedent: 2
Ferisar: everyone ever
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: +1 for sad
Officinalis: Creative Assembly?
accountmadeforants: Everyone just picks up the slack for them and calls it that anyway
Sunrise_Laro: cowards...
Friedent: Creative Assembly
AdzyW: Missed opportunity
Ferisar: "they can't have my brand!" - them
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my group refers to it as "WarWar"
SeiichiSin: I only know Skaven from Vermintide.
Ferisar: sounds good
Tom_Bruise: They could've called it Total Warhammer War
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: seems good, nbd
Ferisar: @Tom_Bruise no no hold on
urkleturtle: they probably totally can, but sega's like, naw gotta strengthen the total war brand
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: The Totaliest, Hammerest, War
Ferisar: total war presents total warhammer, warhammer fantasy
beowuuf: war war hammer total war total hammer total
urkleturtle: total hammer time
beowuuf: ^
AdzyW: Alright Chat. I think Ink-Eyes is a good start. We need a surname to bring it home
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "servantofoni" all one word
TXC2: Ink-Eyes Stab hands
beowuuf: Shadowmoon? Dirtchaser? Heartwrecker? Bladeslicer?
beowuuf: Poisonblood?
Tom_Bruise: Ink-Eyes Tubthumper
AdzyW: Ink-Eyes Tubthumper wins
beowuuf: They get knocked down, but they get up again?
AdzyW: Have a treat @tom_bruise
Tom_Bruise: huzzah, I did something!
AdzyW: Thanks to Skavenbrew that name works
beowuuf: Cool, other Skavens will never be able to keep them down
Tom_Bruise: they'll try to, but they'll just end up peeing the night away
AdzyW: He drinks his Skaven Drink, he drinks his Skaven Drink, He drinks his Skaven Drink, He drinks his Skaven Drink
TXC2: and we're back
AdzyW: Yeah I like that name the more I think about it. Good job Chat
Tom_Bruise: while we're at it, what's the ghunk total looking like
AdzyW: Blüd Chomk
GreayStone: pat ourselves on the back ;)
SeiichiSin: I am now going to now have the carrot milk song stuck in my head.
beowuuf: any name that lets us make cheap tubthumping jokes is good work, in a w40k world all the better
AdzyW: Chat settled on Ink-Eyes Tubthumper Cam. This is a good chat
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like that Molotov cocktails are a part of the "Kill her slowly" plan
TXC2: Hi Paul
GapFiller: LoadingReadyRun hai Paul
LadyLockwood92: Hi Paul~
beowuuf: it's sort of an average we're working on here Paul :p
sorceress966: Buy a lady a few drinks, a few cocktails first~
sorceress966: before you murder her with a big sword ;)
sorceress966: oh wait that's lewder than I thought
beowuuf: that one definitely got away from you...
TXC2: sorceress966 yeah it is Kappa
Angnor33: Hello chat! Why did I think this fight was earlier?
TXC2: no you got like 40 mins Cameron
Ferisar: it is earlier, this is a chalice version
PharaohBender27: I think you got 35 more minutes, lrrCAMERON
Manae: You got 35 minutes yet
x0den: Hello o/ i assume cam's been informed of the green screen?
TXC2: Hello Angnor33 welcome
AdzyW: It’s both earlier and later, as a treat
Tom_Bruise: @Angnor33 it's like the 3rd boss outside of chalice dungeons
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ♫Killing her softly with a Molotov Cocktail♫
drfox17: plenty of time to take care of this chungus
Angnor33: Ahhh
LadyLockwood92: Some bosses get re fought in chalice dungeons
GapFiller: well Paul is here in the chat mebbe we can convince him to allow Cam a little leeway
GapFiller: applied CP+ time if yr will
lirazel64: This one seems to have no viscera to visceral.
drfox17: Cam won't need the leeway, he's gonna dumpster this thing
Angnor33: Dang
Tom_Bruise: why'd you have to go and jinx it?
x0den: least you didn't lose too many resources
drfox17: i'm sorrryyyyy
tipulsar85: So much poison...
TXC2: Like zero start up on that grab
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AdzyW: The official records say we have one shot every boss
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Right up to the point where you got eaten, that was going very well!
beowuuf: that's pretty much all fromsoft fights
SeiichiSin: Game, you know I was joking when I said that we would still get one shot at 40 vitality right? Right?
Tom_Bruise: it's all just prep for the Orphan man
Snowcookies: Hi Paul
SeiichiSin: Also hello Paul!
PenguinMortified: still gotta be in rainge if you're locked on
urkleturtle: being able to course correct your swings while locked on was one of the few things ds 2 did right
Snowcookies: We believe in you Cam
RocknGrohlNerd: but Cam ,you already paid good money, when you purchased the game, sad face ...
SeiichiSin: half way there!
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SeiichiSin: I think. Part of the bar is hidden.
SeiichiSin: That was... Anticlimactic.
Snowcookies: character pls
TXC2: feels, batman
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JaymicUnyielding: Thomasina, work with us here.
AdzyW: Our generation has officially ruined the word ‘Daddy’
TXC2: man Canceling would be great
Tom_Bruise: No cancel! Only move-queue!
TXC2: AdzyW no we haven't Kappa
urkleturtle: canceling out of animations has never been a from thing
Ferisar: gotta play bayo or DMC
Ferisar: all about dodge cancels
SeiichiSin: I think her attacks have a smaller hitbox. Especially compared to stupid guy from the last stream.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: phase change took priority?
urkleturtle: that was a stun not a backstab. gotta visceral from the front in that case
Ferisar: nah i think cam got a stray visceral from a charged backstab
Ferisar: the noise was there and everything
Ferisar: or a stray stun anyway
Ferisar: yeah that's the tell, it's a bit of a fakeout
niccus: a lot of people are vulnerable when they are about to do a pushup
urkleturtle: yes, it was a visceral, but bosses can be visceral'd when a stun threshold is reached also
AdzyW: @niccus I don’t appreciate being called out
Ferisar: i don't think bsb has a stun threshold like the bigger beasts
urkleturtle: the grab is the worst kind of bullshit
Tom_Bruise: ah the good ol' "one mistake and you're dead!" gambit
TXC2: where the hell where those I-frames ?
Snowcookies: tha's bs
Matt_Cowdery: They really like to punish with that grapple when you heal :/
Jmonkey49: keep going the boss will break first
SeiichiSin: They like to punish you with grapples at any time.
Ferisar: nah
Ferisar: arc and arcane both at 160 res
Ferisar: fire res at 55
GapFiller: Angnor33 yr pretty close tho so not bad
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Angnor33: lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesAir katesAir katesAir
Tuxbeej: poke
SeiichiSin: Roadquest, why did you have such good music to keep making me want to rewatch the series every time I listen to it?
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
GapFiller: Tuxbeej hai Beej
beowuuf: ouch?
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat!!
Earthenone: !findquote attack
LRRbot: Quote #1569: "Hey you, come and attack me, I'm so vulnerable." —Paul [2016-01-13]
Snowcookies: Hi lrrBEEEJ
lirazel64: @pharaohbender27 Well, they both had cute boy-faces, then, so...
beowuuf: pillsbury doughboy noise?
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Snowcookies: Time to chill the points so that they can be served with whipped cream later
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrBEEEJ !
beowuuf: lol, hello heather?
LunarJade: poke
GapFiller: LunarJade evening Heather
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Chillpoint! Hang out with Beej, Heather and Paul and chat about gaming news 📷 ||
iris_of_ether: Hi lrrHEATHER
LunarJade: ah much better
GapFiller: gonna guess thats Heather
PharaohBender27: Whoops, did I say lrrBEEEJ ? I mean ahoy-hoy, lrrHEATHER !
GamesAndInk: God 100% of the RoadQuest music is an effing banger.
beowuuf: pillsbury doughboy laugh
kusinohki: Moooom! chat won't stop poking me!
MoxBismuth: benginHeart
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Make your own family.
ritchards: do we get PlushBeej today?
GamesAndInk: LRRBot!
Greypelt: Does anyone know what FNPF will be tonight? Cats Remastered?
GapFiller: ohey LRRbot glad to have yr back
GamesAndInk: We missed you!
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GapFiller: what happend back there eh
tyrew0rm: i love this soundtrack so much
beowuuf: gladiator?
TacitusVigil: A Plush Beej you say...?
lirazel64: Gladiator with cats!
TacitusVigil: Also, can people just shoot some spoons directly into me? My tank is completely empty.
Snowcookies: whew my wifi blooped for a sec there
Greypelt: Cat-iator?
3schr: Yay! I love Chillpoint, but this is the first one I've seen LIVE
3schr: I was just watching the newest Checkpoint, too.
GamesAndInk: @TacitusVigil You are a powerful person with a deep wellspring of worth that you bring to the world, and I know you have it in you to make it just a little bit longer!
beowuuf: homework done then :p
PharaohBender27 tries to shoots spoons into @TacitusVigil , but is unsure if he has the correct technology for doing so
lirazel64: meaning Gladiator on Arena so all the Amonkets.
Snowcookies: Yes, this show has homework, and a final exam at the end of this month
TacitusVigil: Heh. I wish that was true @GamesAndInk :(
TacitusVigil: Maybe some sort of harpoon gun but with a spoon instead @PharaohBender27 ?
beowuuf shoots blunt squishy spoons that make a funny noise when they connect, but can be redeemed for real mental energy at any participating store
GapFiller: Snowcookies sadly it feels that joke maybe aint gonna land too well this week
PharaohBender27: Right, gotta study for the exam!
iris_of_ether: I am uncertain this will help anything, but please have pictures of a tiny lrrPAUL with things on his head:
TacitusVigil: Good luck @PharaohBender27 . You have this.
beowuuf: good luck pharoahbender27 for when the exam happens
GapFiller: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Snowcookies: GapFiller exam week, I know
GapFiller: !picnic
djalternative: hola chat
SnackPak_: lrrFINE ?
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil I mean, you made that appropriately horrifying image of Recurse lrrKATHLEEN for that one Dice Friends episode - that's gotta be worth a page in somebody's book! :)
TacitusVigil: Those are very nice minis.
lirazel64: lrrFINE
AtomicAlchemical: lrrFINE
Invitare: Every other stream: "Everyt". Stream with Paul on:
kusinohki: today!
beowuuf: today!
PharaohBender27: *recursive
GapFiller: Snowcookies yeh theres been a lotta anger going round over that
SnackPak_: Thank you Paul
beowuuf: uuuuuh
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
kusinohki: GDI paul!
shadowbow464: still to much beej
Greypelt: Beej slider ALL THE WAY UP!
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AgentMagicMaster: not the beej slider!
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RomanGoro: Hahahahahahaha
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RiiiisDK: hiiiiii
iris_of_ether: Nice
beowuuf: i am a sensative viewer and i am not comforted
CAKHost: That took a while
Snowcookies: lol Beej
chefryto90: Beejphobia mode?
TacitusVigil: Human Centibeej
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrHEART
kusinohki: I may be more afriad...
SeiichiSin: Paul, please don't make me choke on my food.
RuiFaleiro: I'm still afraid.
BrindleBoar: Spider Beej, Spider Beej, does whatever a Spider Beej does
AtomicAlchemical: Was that a concern?
SeiichiSin: I think I need a warning before you make me laugh that hard.
shadowbow464: *utter horror*
mowdownjoe: I am experiencing fear.
ritchards: No, Beej, did the story tell you nothing!@
Sogheim: oh hey it's Paul! yay beard time!
GapFiller: yeh Beej is basically Cthulhu right
TacitusVigil: "I married a BEEJ!" Story on page 3!
Diabore: just got here, have we talked about how epic is also suing google now?
AalderFlawn: Watching from my college dorm! first time college student! woo!
Amentur: The hair could be legs. That would be Ito enough
GapFiller: or at least a Bloodborne escapee
shadowbow464: juniji ito he sleeps thus he lives
RockPusher: where we chill… and point
AgentMagicMaster: what was that about Epic paul?
GapFiller: that stinger was pretty funny
kusinohki: outro was amazing!
cuttlefishman: I heard points are being chilled
beowuuf: diabore: sounds like maybe right now?
Diabore: @AgentMagicMaster fortnite was taken off the apple store for breach of contract, now epic is suing them
NovaTiempo: How dare Appple :p
Diabore: and google followed, in epic fashion they are suing google too
PharaohBender27: It's clearly all a plot to foil Checkpoint!
GDwarf: Film Checkpoint only on days that don't actually exist, such as February 29th!
AgentMagicMaster: @Diabore Oh, I know. The checkpoint stinger this week was baller.
kusinohki: daily checkpoint... it's the only rational solution :P
Scy_Anide: Clearly the solution is to have Checkpoint on Thursday, Friday, AND Monday.
GapFiller: Diabore see what yr did there
RockPusher: The video game industry is just weirdly conspiring to be as inconvenient to checkpoint as possible :D
NovaTiempo: "198Fortnight" OOF
TheMerricat: has Fdroid banned Epic yet ;-)
Diabore: th only reliable news i listen too, chockponk
Angnor33: Lots of podcasts drop no Thursdays, for whatever reason.