idavise: !updog
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idavise: !commands
quasi79fu: !next
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quasi79fu: Sanguine Salutations chat
idavise: Don't mind me I'm just playing with the commands
idavise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
quasi79fu: omg why
idavise: !advice
LRRbot: Go in from behind!
idavise: There are so many of them!!
quasi79fu: LOL
quasi79fu: !quote fear
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PharaohBender27: Sanguine salutations, all! PrideWave
quasi79fu: Hi pharoah and sanguine salutations
PharaohBender27: !findquote fear
LRRbot: Quote #4644: "What if my biggest fear is a one-eyed dwarf playing the bagpipes?" —Ian [2018-01-31]
quasi79fu: There is a terrifying Fear
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cameron takes over the Play it Forward crown to do what he could, beat Bloodborne! Game: Bloodborne) at Mon 11:00 AM PDT (1m from now).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on play it forward, Cameron meets hunters who are new to him. I hope they're nice. 📷 ||
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
quasi79fu: Music
quasi79fu: wooot
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idavise: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
GapFiller: oh show some enthusiasm LRRbot
PharaohBender27: Spoilers: They will not be nice (I'm guessing)
PharaohBender27: Is chat being quiet or am I having that issue where I can't see anyone else's posts?
quasi79fu: awww cam met a hunter named Maria
quasi79fu: wait is that a bad thing
PharaohBender27: Nvm, just got my answer
lirazel64: Here sir!
quasi79fu: Im sorry i was busy i typing now for you
GapFiller: Roll Call!
quasi79fu: \hi and sanguine salutations lira
idavise: Here
quasi79fu: Here Sir!!!!
Criiisiis: waves to everybody
quasi79fu drops and does 10000000 pushups
quasi79fu dies of exhaustion
PharaohBender27: I see you all - just asking because I had to refresh due to buffering and then saw nothing for a time
quasi79fu haunts chat
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 dont worry once Cam gets going there will no doubt be a healthy stream of people telling him hes doing it wrong
GapFiller: or not ideally
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller True. :\
idavise: I finally get to catch the stream live
quasi79fu: Oh Lord he Comin
tabernaclefart: It's Cam time!
GapFiller: good evening Cam lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
quasi79fu: shhhhh cam is waking up
vmob: gooding!
BlueFingers5: lrrCAMERON
tabernaclefart: lrrCAMERON
quasi79fu: ooooh that sounds awesome Cam
tabernaclefart: Science Tea
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Foxmar320: Hello Cam!
adun007: is it just me or is Cameron quiet?
JaymicUnyielding: A Hemorrhagic Hello to you all!
quasi79fu: awww last weeek of Sanguine Salutations
SimplyLeggy: whew
adun007: apparently it fixed itself. good luck today!
Foxmar320: Oh sounds good
tabernaclefart: What did they do to that Chalice?
PharaohBender27: Dang, that'll be a lot of Bloodborne
GapFiller: it figures the brassll give yr extra time if beating the game takes longer than a week
JaymicUnyielding: AND Arcane Hazes?!
tabernaclefart: Oh my
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Defiled Chalice is not a fun time and is probably best not taken all in one sitting
SimplyLeggy: That chalice has seen some shit.
Robot_Bones: haze can be created at least
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ask your doctor if defiled chalice is right for you
JaymicUnyielding: Is the rune we want in Defiled Chalice at least?
Zaghrog: Oedon Writhe is after Defiled I believe?
Foxmar320: That spider is on a mission
Manae: Bell spiders?
Foxmar320: Yeah its a bell spider
Drag00nSt0rm: Bell ringers can be soooo annoying
Foxmar320: More than one bell spider lady
tabernaclefart: That's how they get you, second bell biztch
ExarKun_: Woooo, nice! I actually get to see this one live.:D
SimplyLeggy: bell ringers are definitely the worst part about chalice dungeons.
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LemonLemur: I am just waiting for the post bloodborne mash up of cam saying "I hate this game"
Xilats: I have arrived to see the Cameron succeed.
lirazel64: Good, then you'll still be here when I get back from the dentist.
Drag00nSt0rm: I'm not sure I've ever fought one of those
idavise: Thats going to be a lot of bloodborn
theleerm: you seem alot more high energy than usual!
Drag00nSt0rm: Then again, I never got too deep into chalice dungeons
JaymicUnyielding: I'm really glad you're enjoying this game. It seems like it gets frustrating a lot, but as long as you're still having fun that's what matters. : )
Horizonbird: new york's unique unique new york
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what, is LRR gonna do for Cam and Bloodborne what they did for Adam and Red Dead?
PharaohBender27: @UnusuallyLargeMoth What would that be?
Drag00nSt0rm: Bone Time
UnusuallyLargeMoth: PharaohBender27 the bit in the Highlight Reel that one time where there was a montage of the messups
UnusuallyLargeMoth: like him galloping in front of a train, or getting got by a bear, or watching some guy get headkicked by a horse, or turfing himself going over a fence
SimplyLeggy: "try jumping"
PharaohBender27: @UnusuallyLargeMoth I think we're generally trying to avoid clipping messups, because they aren't as entertaining as the ones in Red Dead were
Drag00nSt0rm: oof
UnusuallyLargeMoth: well in this case not specifically messups on Cam's part but maybe a montage of deeply amusing moments
Horizonbird: turns out you were right not to trust it
quasi79fu: wait how?
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PharaohBender27: lrrEFF ing bell ringers, man
SimplyLeggy: chalice dungeons are like all of the worst parts of this game condensed
quasi79fu: the enemies here seem way tougher
idavise: !advice
LRRbot: Detonate the fluid sacs.
Simriel: what happened to Maria, I was promised Maria
Drag00nSt0rm: lytNOTIKETHIS
Horizonbird: once again your initial assessment proves correct: stunlocked and die
TXC2: Hello Everybody
quasi79fu: hi txc
TXC2: hi quasi79fu
Drag00nSt0rm: Why does the spider backing up have a hitbox
quasi79fu: wait how did cam die there?
mrMorphius: mattlrHeck
SimplyLeggy: For how much of an integral part of this game it seems like parrying is, there sure is a bunch of the game where you aren't allowed to do it.
quasi79fu: did the bell killl him?
Zaghrog: it does do quite a lot of damage
Drag00nSt0rm: I guess sider backing up into ring bell is a true combo
PharaohBender27: Sanguine salutations, @TXC2 ! PrideWave
TXC2: Hello PharaohBender27
TXC2: "your spine is mine!"
quasi79fu: these bellringing ladies are simply the worst enemies
Horizonbird: nice backstab!
Drag00nSt0rm: This demonstrates the most soul crushing aspect of Souls games: doing pretty decently up until you die, than never being able to do that well again
TXC2: Drag00nSt0rm ain't that the truth
accountmadeforants: Wow, that's a lot of blechoes
Horizonbird: oh that was a satisfying yeet
quasi79fu: i seee lightning
EvilBadman: Bersekrer with Rally
Manae: Once again, really need to call a good electrician
EvilBadman: Yep.
Simriel: It did, they can Rally
EvilBadman: That glow is lifesteal
accountmadeforants: It looked like it was regenerating, yeah
Saulens181: yo, what's up, hows it going
ThatBoyf: It apeares to have lifesteal... fun
nickhilde: mans said "yoink" at cam
quasi79fu: Okay i dont like this dungeon it seeems to be a Troll
TXC2: hello Saulens181 welcome
Simriel: Is this your last stream?
TXC2: !events
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quasi79fu: simriel this is cams last week
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: chalice dungeons in general made me feel that way
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun okay so I was gonna ask as a joek if the game had a flamethrower, but then I felt an urge to goole it. How good is the Flamesprayer as a weapon? Is it a viable build? When does the game come out on PC? Pls gib flame GivePLZ GivePLZ
quasi79fu: omg swarmed
EvilBadman: Flamesprayer and Rosarius are ok weapons but leave you way open
Drag00nSt0rm: @UnusuallyLargeMoth Bloodborne probably isn't gonna end up on PC
Simriel: Hey it's an Unusually Large Moth
Horizonbird: good question
jessaayyy: PC finds a way
TXC2: for that sweat sweat Odeon writhe Cameron
Drag00nSt0rm: lytWIPED
Cynderstone: Man, that encounter is gross
JaymicUnyielding: I mean, we could give up on the rune and just go for the rest of the DLC and the endgame
PharaohBender27: Ah, dang muscle memory
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Drag00nSt0rm but I want to flamethrower GivePLZ
Saulens181: sorry if someone mentioned this before, but has Cam heard of Othercide?
Zaghrog: Oedon Writhe does seem like not worth it
Horizonbird: if it's your last session and the CDs are making you miserable, maybe switch to main story?
Drag00nSt0rm: @UnusuallyLargeMoth It's PS4 or nothing, pal
adun007: no-one designed them, they're computer generated
JaymicUnyielding: The Chalice Dungeons are absolutely the weakest part of the game.
thrythlind subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
thrythlind: Here to cheer on Cameron in conquering the game. Ganbatte!
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Manae: Oh hey, at least they also shoot right over you?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: chalice dungeons feel like a smaller project that got stapled on at the last minute, filled with enemies that didn't make the cut for the main game
PharaohBender27: @Horizonbird It's his last week, not his last day
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I look at the chalice dungeons and think "Man, this is definitely the stuff for people who say Dark Souls is too easy isn't it."
jessaayyy: what happens when storm count hits 19
Horizonbird: @PharaohBender27 ahh my bad sorry
tabernaclefart: My first attempt at a custom Chalice Dungeon ended up with a 6 total enemies, no bosses, and a door on the 3rd floor boss arena that led to the void. Chalice dungeons are hit or miss.
accountmadeforants: adun007 Only some of them are, I think these ones are locked-in?
Drag00nSt0rm: Cameron has entered the Gamer State
TXC2: you are VERY good at parrying Cameron
Simriel: Cam IS the Parry God
tabernaclefart: I thought it was a faithless land.
TXC2: tabernaclefart same dif
Drag00nSt0rm: lytFIRSTTRY
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 I mean, yes and no. Unholy implies the opposite of faith where as faithless implies a lack of faith all together.
TXC2: tabernaclefart fair
EvilBadman: when making a chalice, if you select shared fixed it makes a deafult one.
TXC2: what if Uncle Vanya, but it's Uncle Isstvan ?
Drag00nSt0rm: Can't go wrong with a sneaky backstab
beckett_brass: I heard the sounds of swords. How's everything going?
Drag00nSt0rm: EZ
TXC2: hello beckett_brass welcome
EvilBadman: chalice dungeons are real good for echo farming though
strangelee: Damp is such an interesting way to describe someone's blood
thrythlind: There is no synonym for cinnamon
Horizonbird: gem of *several* gothic adjectives
beckett_brass: @strangelee I mean, if it's not dried, how else would you describe blood?
BrindleBoar: thrythlind "tasty bark" Kappa
EvilBadman: I have to play offline cause I don't ps+. i miss all these messages
strangelee: I just assume the default is wet, while everything else would fall under the category of "old"
EvilBadman: back up into the rally dude's room
jessaayyy: how does this game work
thrythlind: cheer "I can hear you and smell your air, come. There is plenty and to spare."
thrythlind: cheer200 "I can hear you smell your air. Come, there is plenty and to spare."
EvilBadman: They're very circuitous for a labyrinth.
SeiichiSin: Doors seem to always be very heavy in these games.
PharaohBender27: RUDE
tabernaclefart: Thank god for I frames
TXC2: oh goodie, a monster colset
Horizonbird: moonwalking wearwolf!
TXC2: *closet
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a little early mister wolf
beckett_brass: @TXC2 my favorite kind of closet.
thrythlind: @BrindleBoar he started doing the name of that gem as a tongue twister and I've been re-watching bits of Dragon Prince, including Claudia's calming mantra
Milocw: he can't get out, first hit box win
Drag00nSt0rm: Amazing
tabernaclefart: Hush Pup
RocknGrohlNerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
RocknGrohlNerd: two months??? that is almost twice as last month.....anyways, thank you Cam for the joy you bring us
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theleerm: you might wanna double hand your sword
Drag00nSt0rm: This chalice dungeon is so aggro
floki4242: pocket snakes strict upgrade from pocket sand
SeiichiSin: Pocket Snakes, when sand isn't enough to get people to go away.
thrythlind: Thanks for the HyperCheese @rockngrohlnerd
Drag00nSt0rm: At least he can't leave that room
Drag00nSt0rm: BAD DOG
Drag00nSt0rm: Enemy Gamers Spotted
strangelee: I wonder if there beasts are still afraid of fire? It's only used in a few places but I found that mechanic useful
niccus: fire blood damp bite with bowl fly
beckett_brass: It occurs to me: how how are they not hearing the gunfire?
vmob: late nite damp fight
strangelee: Well I'm not a fan of this
EvilBadman: beware hole after in hallway
scaredysharks: Can someone clarify for me why Cam is being so aggressive about spending health for bullets?
Horizonbird: if this bridge just breaks
EvilBadman: I ran this place last night
Kraest: @scaredysharks a lot of his abilities use bullets, so he’s keeping as much of a stock as he can
TXC2: ^
Drag00nSt0rm: After all the hassle, you deserve that treasure room
EvilBadman: Cameron also gets health on viscerals
EvilBadman: so he can afford to spend hp
scaredysharks: Fair enough. I guess I'm just not used to using that at all. My limiting factor is usually vials, not bullets.
scaredysharks: The god.
Manae: Oh boy more bells
scaredysharks: Oh, is he equipped with the heal on visc attacks gem?
EvilBadman: Rune, yeah
beckett_brass: You only just now had a bad feeling about this?
scaredysharks: Oh, suddenly the aggressive bullet creation and choice to leave health in the middle makes so much more sense.
tabernaclefart: it dark
Drag00nSt0rm: Please be the only one
EvilBadman: @scaredysharks We "missed" on two runes that also generate bullets on viscerals. Both require killing an npc
beckett_brass: I guess that dungeon maintainers couldn't pay for lighting?
strangelee: Cam, did you ever get the portable lantern? It's not as bright as the torch but it solves that shields down feeling
scaredysharks: Ah I see. I'm working my way through the hunter's nightmare right now trying to get the holy moonlight sword, so I understand most of the concepts, but my understanding of good builds is more limited so the explanation helps a lot
SimplyLeggy: it definitely does not eat any resources
EvilBadman: this was the room you'd fall into
SimplyLeggy: other than I guess the handful of blood echoes it costs
Kraest: @scaredysharks could just be like me and saw cleaver and stack strength and dex the entire game XD don’t need a good build when you hit like a train
seasikberry subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
seasikberry: 5 months?! that's almost some amount of time!
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EvilBadman: shot traps in here too
thrythlind: cheer100 "hello, I'll kill you, let me tell you my name..." to beatles music
Manae: I read that it ate resources, but that was patched out. For what it's worth to add.
scaredysharks: @Kraest Fair, I was on cleaver until I found holy sword. Now I'm just leveling str, dex, vit and endurance. I don't believe in magic
strangelee: If I remember, if you emote at the scurrying nightmares, they come towards you.
Simriel: Can we add that as a quote
EvilBadman: Imagine falling in here from that hole, that's what I did and it was spicy
Matt_Cowdery: Wait what?
Matt_Cowdery: Is that real?
Simriel: "1000 years prison to videogame"
Drag00nSt0rm: At least the enemies are just vibin
PharaohBender27: @thrythlind Isn't that a Doors song you're referencing, though? Or is that part of the joke that flew over my head?
JaymicUnyielding: Cold Fire Damp Damp Fire Damp Cold
scaredysharks: Mother kicks miette
scaredysharks: me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
GlennSeto: Hello friends! :)
quasi79fu: hi glenn
beckett_brass: @GlennSeto Hello
idavise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
BoblinTheGoblin69: hello
GlennSeto: Will the Yarnham festival indeed end this week?
Tom_Bruise: Those are just pots, Cam. Pots aren't pizzas
TXC2: hello BoblinTheGoblin69 welcome
ThatBoyf: How many more dungeons till we get to the one we want?
Simriel: But pot leads to pizza
TXC2: Hello GlennSeto welcome
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto That's the plan. And I'll miss the finale due to being at work that day :\
Saulens181: oh I do noooot like this bridge
SeiichiSin: Being greedy in Bloodborne? That sounds like a great idea.
GlennSeto: Does the arcane build hinge on a very specific gem?
beckett_brass: Can the bridge actually collapse?
Horizonbird: no lantern? extreme monka
Tom_Bruise: weren't they exceptionally vunerable to fire?
JaymicUnyielding: Should we just bone home at this point?
GlennSeto: Trying to remember when bridges started collapsing in Souls game... definitely DS3, maybe DS2?
scaredysharks: "Few things like being bolted" Paarl: "Stop kink shaming me"
niccus: it... worked??
SimplyLeggy: There is a collapsing bridge in ds2
Matt_Cowdery: @JaymicUnyielding Im glad other people say "bone home" when playing soulsborne
Drag00nSt0rm: Few things like arcane explosions
scaredysharks: I think so. I just know its a bad idea if for no other reason than his resistance.
GlennSeto: Gotta say, I still ride or die for DS2. It's certainly not the best, but did not deserve getting slammed.
strangelee: I always struggle with Paarl, it's so big and I never really learned its moveset
EvilBadman: not to my knowledge
EvilBadman: or recollection
scaredysharks: @strangelee I went for Paarl relatively late and it helped a lot.
SimplyLeggy: Yeah, DS2 really isn't as bad as it gets. DS2's worst sin is mostly looking like ass
Milocw: spend echos
Milocw: nope
strangelee: What's the boss?
Saulens181: so what's this about it ebing the last week?
tabernaclefart: Dayum! 200k echos?
beckett_brass: But Cam! Bosses can be fun!
Drag00nSt0rm: I was going to say "DS2 is hard to navigate," but all Souls games are hard to navigate
TXC2: Saulens181 this is the last week Cameron is playing this game
EvilBadman: Someone you may have seen, aye
GlennSeto: I guess some of my issue is with DS3 repeating some of DS2's sins (like not being as cleverly interconnected as DS1) and not catching nearly as much flak because Miyazaki made it.
EvilBadman: did you punch any suspicious men in the woods
Saulens181: ah, when I heard it earlier it very much sounded like "Cameron is ending his contract with LRR" or something like that
jessaayyy: I lost the game
Saulens181: guess I can't read context
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: DS2 just doesn't do much of what I liked about DS1 - areas feeling like theme parks instead of part of a larger world is the biggest one
SimplyLeggy: People totally unfairly give the other games a pass for what people whine about ds2 for. One of the big ones being groups of enemies and I'm like "Have you seen bloodborne?"
RedShiftLive: oh no good luck Cam this is the one with half max health
tabernaclefart: Wow, this looks way different.
Drag00nSt0rm: "May yoof"
TXC2: GlennSeto I suspect that being as interconnected as DS1 makes the individual level design harder
EvilBadman: Dust rit blood 2. The pay out is per blood
EvilBadman: so you need to dust like 4 max
thrythlind: speaking of context failure....when Cameron was doing the "first try" sarcasm on took my thirty minutes and asking a friend if I was lacking context and missing a bit of slang or meaning to first try before I figured out he was being sarcastic
GlennSeto: @TXC2 Oh yeah, they only ever repeated that with Yarnham, to some degree.
thrythlind: yay, I love overly literal mental-states
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel like DS3 could have had some good interconnectivity, but individual areas often felt too big for their own good
Milocw: good luck
Intrepid_Colin: See if we can poke the boy
strangelee: There are other versions of the Moonlight in the dungeons. Each of the other versions has different Gem options
EvilBadman: Nope. In and left
Tom_Bruise: welp, bye boss we'll never know
Tom_Bruise: off we pop to the Wet Nurse?
PharaohBender27: "Can't hurt me while I'm teleporting, spider!"
Simriel: Did we beat up Maria yet?
Horizonbird: on second thoughts let us not fight that boss. it is a silly boss.
beckett_brass: Is something wrong?
GlennSeto: Oh yeah, before Ludwig?
CommanderPulsar: Poison knife. A knife slathered in poison. Poison especially for knives. Knife poison. That poison?
strangelee: I think it's the guy with the Claws that drops one
Drag00nSt0rm: My boi Simon
TXC2: what magic rifle does this guy ave?
Tom_Bruise: that man wasn't bothering anybody, he was just lost
SimplyLeggy: Pierce rifle I think?
TXC2: good how what look like sticks of dynamite tick :P
GlennSeto: That might be the silliest application of the Victorian setting ... clockwork firebombs.
SimplyLeggy: Which I believe is the only weapon in the game that is called a rifle that isn't a shotgun.
Drag00nSt0rm: Is Ludwig's Rifle also a shotgun? I thought it was a rifle
GlennSeto: Thomasina seems more durable. Has Cam been leveling Vitality?
beckett_brass: Someone screams just a little too much.
strangelee: I have never understood the parry frames for that attack
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto He has
Tom_Bruise: everyone screams too much, it's Bloodborne
SimplyLeggy: Ludwig's rifle is indeed a shotgun
SimplyLeggy: But then, From has a history of not knowing what weapons are called.
GlennSeto: @beckett_brass On average for this DLC, this still seems quiet.
Drag00nSt0rm: This guy knows how to McFreakin' lose it
novrdd: this monster is a blue player.. a lot of interups
TXC2: Manbat needs to settle down
Khador1: Just tuned in and the first thing I see is cam dying, so I see the game is still sticking to its formula
GlennSeto: Can we just yell "gimme what we want?" or will we then be on for Wrestlemania?
Drag00nSt0rm: I know he drops a rune, but I don't know what rune you're looking for
strangelee: He drops a Badge
TXC2: Is Wrestling even still a thing? Kappa
Drag00nSt0rm: Also, nice to see some transformed Moonlight Sword
Zaghrog: that attack arc is quite something
GlennSeto: @TXC2 There's have to be a podcast about it, right?
TXC2: so either this guy resists Arcane or has ALL the health
EvilBadman: @txc2 WWE is renting out an arena and calling it the ThunderDome for summerslam. 1k generated crowd members.
TXC2: GlennSeto we can only hope
strangelee: Most NPC hunters have incredible amounts of health
TXC2: EvilBadman good lord
Milocw: he can be parried, the beast claw is just annoying to parry
darkspiredragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
darkspiredragon: I know this playthrough has been frustrating but I appreciate you doing it.
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Drag00nSt0rm: I wonder if this guy has any connection to Gilbert because he's in the same area?
EvilBadman: NPC hunters are always 10% cooler than you, even if you have the same items
strangelee: That leap attack is F'd. Just avoid that mess
GlennSeto: @TXC2 Vince McMahon is such scum.
Milocw: I mainly fought him by circle dodging in the lower area and going for one hit at a time
beckett_brass: Now now, it's not a shoebox. It's a breadbox.
Tom_Bruise: you tried so hard...
TXC2: GlennSeto he sure is
SimplyLeggy: wouldn't it be nice if the parrying system worked?
thrythlind: is this a boss?
GlennSeto: Is there a way to cheese the bastard?
TXC2: thrythlind no, but actually yes
MAPBoardgames: That squirrel man is hella tough.
Tom_Bruise: no boss, just a jerk and a half
strangelee: Most every NPC can be poisoned or zoned. But that's not near as fun as smacking them
GlennSeto: Well, work smarter, not harder.
SimplyLeggy: seems effective.
Tom_Bruise: it's always kinda weird when bloodborne becomes Dark Souls for a bit
SimplyLeggy: I'm fairly certain fromsoft games have a certain amount of intended cheese
Ace__of__Hearts: wow so that happened
accountmadeforants: I liked the bit where his armour disappeared and underneath was just the blandest man
grinning_behemoth: Just had to poke him
Drag00nSt0rm: I love how this guy is 90% beast screeches, except for when he gets hit and just says "Ah"
Ferisar: yeah short weapons on enemy hunters mean range wins, just how it is
EvilBadman: Tom_Bruise The way I figure cheese the game before it cheeses you
GlennSeto: @SimplyLeggy Yeah, in the end, they want you to keep failing forward.
Tom_Bruise: That's how you handle things man; use the largeless of your weapon
thrythlind: He wants belly rubs
strangelee: Hey, if it's good enough for Ceasar, it's good enough for them.
Ace__of__Hearts: I mean I would only need to be stabbed in the stomache once with a giant sword
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good morning Cameron & chat! How's the blood?
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Drag00nSt0rm: Oh, is it the Eye?
beckett_brass: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Hello. You seem excited.
Milocw: need key
TXC2: hello GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou welcome
Simriel: Oh hey GCU, what up
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Going alright. I made a joke Magic card that has in my opinion a legit good pun on it so I'm at a net positive for the day.
Milocw: and said key is part of the quest to turn into an alien
EvilBadman: Gotta go up to go down.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Where are we at in our bloodsoaked rampage through the manifold nightmares?
strangelee: I love becomeing Broccoli
TXC2: !break
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we running chalice dungeons?
Zaghrog: I really hope the defiled chalice dungeon gets resolved within a reasonable period of time, but I fear it will take long
EvilBadman: Cameron's gonna tried a defiled
GlennSeto: Is this the last one he needs to do for his intended loadout?
Zaghrog: I believe Oedon Writhe is in the dungeon after Defiled
EvilBadman: I don't recall. He's aiming for a rune that drops random in a chalice
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Lysander_Gustav: hello everyone!
squirrelworks11: haldo!
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Hello. Welcome to blood.
Gekyouryuu: my phone's twitch app, as per usual, didn't tell me this was on. what've I missed?
accountmadeforants: Taking a break from Chalice to get back into DLC Gekyouryuu
TXC2: hello Lysander_Gustav welcome
GirlPainting: Ahoy Cameron
TXC2: and we're back
strangelee: You got a new gun, and the timed explosives
Milocw: piercing rifle
Lysander_Gustav: how goes the dungeon delving? Was the upgrade for the Moonsword get found?
strangelee: Yes
GirlPainting: a rifle, used to give people pearcings
Milocw: good bloodtinge weapon, tunnels through enemies
strangelee: They are
SimplyLeggy: defiled dungeons: Zero fun allowed for all parties
accountmadeforants: Oh, nevermind, I must've misremembered/misheard.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so wait. Where is this in the game as a whole?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The chalice dungeons are stuff you can do whenever as long as you're high enough level, right?
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou near the end-ish
Lysander_Gustav: The game takes place inside a dream
beckett_brass: @SimplyLeggy But what if I bring party hats? Will that make it more fun?
strangelee: The Chalice Dungeons? They're the foundation upon which Yharnam was built.
Tom_Bruise: just 1 more non-final boss in the core game, and then, what, 3, 4? bosses in the DLC?
SimplyLeggy: I'm not sure a party hat will make much of a difference here, sadly.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay. so which one are we doing? What're we after?
Lysander_Gustav: I think he's trying to get crafting supplies?
beckett_brass: Oh. This is why no one's allowed to have fun here.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oic. an augur of ebrietas. hm.
Tom_Bruise: oh joy, half health, it's like Demon's Souls at it's beeEeest
SimplyLeggy: at least Demon's souls throws the binding ring at you pretty quickly
accountmadeforants: A lot of this boils down to "doubled elemental damage" with a lot of extra steps.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's at the end of this funzone? Crafting materials?
bop73: what weapon is that?
tabernaclefart: rekt
GirlPainting: this asshole was theodore...he has a bad childhood
Tom_Bruise: Iunno, but can it be worth it
TXC2: bop73 our's in the moonlight holy swird
Lysander_Gustav: Upgrade materials for the green glowing moon-sword
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man how much padding do you think Hunter cloaks must have for it to be at all comfortable to do standing somersaults on cobblestones
Zaghrog: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou we're here because we're trying to get to Oedon Writhe +3, so our viscerals grants us bullets
Tom_Bruise: that dude got hit twice
strangelee: There are a handful of unique bosses in the Dungeons. As well as different gem versions of weapons for purchase at secret shops
Lysander_Gustav: I keep expecting those lantern-holding statues to start moving
Zaghrog: Unfortunately we have to get through this dungeon before we can find Oedon Writhe
TXC2: is the audio robitic and crackly for any one else?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: had a heart attack when I saw that chest since I got jumped by a mimic last DnD was posing as a goddamned puzzle!!
accountmadeforants: Fine for me TXC2
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it got me but GOOD
strangelee: Not for me @TXC2
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GirlPainting: TXC2 i get that all the time...only F5 helps
TXC2: hmm, seems a full refresh has fixed it
GirlPainting: its a twitch glitch
idavise: !plan
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TXC2: GirlPainting ah I see
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing the prize was "ambushed and murdered," yeah
strangelee: The prize was the knowledge of being Ambushed and Murdered
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are those carriages? is this a carriage house? someone's illegally parked their carriages.
Matt_Cowdery: no, it was a floor panel
Matt_Cowdery: you stepped in the middle of the room (the last time) and it spawned them
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: forgot to check for traps
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good lifting with the legs there
SimplyLeggy: seems reasonable
thrythlind: Did your health go down or did your stamina go up?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow that's a good hat
Manae: How do they have SO MUCH blood?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so much strawberry jam
Matt_Cowdery: god the suspense when camerons head hid how much dmg the parry did...
beckett_brass: @Manae I assume that everyone here is part anime.
TXC2: Matt_Cowdery I know right?
Matt_Cowdery: "is it 15% is it 3 %?..."
Khador1: hang on what happened, wheres the rest of cams health ?
thrythlind: @Manae maybe they're related to Mirai Kuriyama
PharaohBender27: "Could you please not spew flames at me?"
TXC2: Khador1 this Dungeon halves our health
beckett_brass: @Khador1 The gimmick of this dungeon is half health.
Tom_Bruise: just throw sword lasers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cameron, that's cheating, you're not allowed to mod Temptation's Hook into Bloodborne!
accountmadeforants: If this doesn't work out, it might be worth switching to Ludwig's with the fire runes.
Lysander_Gustav: what?
accountmadeforants: Oh wow
TXC2: Tom_Bruise that there is why no sword lasers
Cynderstone: oh dang, one shot
Matt_Cowdery: ye got GOT
BlueFingers5: what happened to his HP bar, i looked away for a bit an now it's like a 1/3 of what it was before
Cynderstone: It's the dungon
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 poppycock! Just throw more swordlasers!
TXC2: BlueFingers5 dungeon halves health
EvilBadman: Defiled Chalice = 50% max hp
Matt_Cowdery: @BlueFingers5 curseed dungeon
accountmadeforants: Defiled Chalice halves health, BlueFingers5
GirlPainting: So Cameron, how would you rate Bloodborne now compared to Ds 1,2 and 3?
beckett_brass: @BlueFingers5 Gimmick of this dungeon is half health
EvilBadman: i've had decent luck spamming augur during npc standing up animation, dunno if it works on this one
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so Defiled Chalice. Is this like...defiled relative to other holy relics in Bloodborne? Because most stuff seems "defiled" to start with. That's a pretty standard starting point. I'm leery of what counts as "defiled" in Bloodborne.
GapFiller: !uptime
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Tom_Bruise: I think this might be the Bad Place, guys
beckett_brass: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I don't think you want to know.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I'm also not sure I want to know
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this weapon Moonlight Greatsword but bloodborne? What's it called?
accountmadeforants: Holy Moonlight Sword GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
SimplyLeggy: it seems particularly bullshit that your blood vials also scale to your halved health here, instead of healing their amount relative to your normal health value.
TXC2: "why not more dakka?"
GirlPainting: never
strangelee: when you get his stuff and you become him
thrythlind: are the enemies double health?
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 Always more Dakka
darkspiredragon: It gets interesting in the third transformation I guess Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: huh so it really is Moonlight Greatsword. I didn't realize From Software put it in all their stuff
GirlPainting: they put the interresting ones into the game and stuffed all the trash into the challice dungeons ^^
Tom_Bruise: Only Dakka when it can be linked to Kali Demands
SimplyLeggy: They've put MLGS in pretty much all of their stuff even before dark souls
Hazardimies: It's almost like the devs knew that people would parry spam this guy and just put a flamethrower on the second phase.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I guess it makes sense that the somewhat trash bosses might be in the optional dungeons
AtomicAlchemical: Hard agree there Cam. That fight looks miserable
PenguinMortified: not all the ones in the game itself are interesting, the one reborn still exists
GirlPainting: using core mechanics is tight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: MLG plays :3
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that one didn't count
beckett_brass: Welp
beckett_brass: That was a run
Tom_Bruise: at least we didn't spend neither a vial nor a bullet
darkspiredragon: at least the blood echoes are righ there...
tabernaclefart: You got this Cam, we believe in you!
PixelArtDragon: Let's take a mulligan on that one
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: when you kill this boss do you get their cool witch hat, because that would be worth it
darkspiredragon: Cam is gonna get this!
Hazardimies: You can do it!
TXC2: that's a bad sign
Tom_Bruise: "Yo dude, you want out" - game, just then
BlueFingers5: Even the game knew that run didn't count
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hahaha game just like "it's okay that didn't count just take these"
accountmadeforants: We've already killed one of their weaker twins and got the hat earlier, GCU
tabernaclefart: Get parried on!
SimplyLeggy: I think cam already has access to the witch hat
TXC2: a nameless king level bad sign
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait we really did get that hat?? I'm so happy.
tabernaclefart: 4
accountmadeforants: Yeah, it's a sweet hat
strangelee: You unlock it after the normal version of this fight
tabernaclefart: 5
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was joking about being able to get said hat but of course Bloodborne lets you do that. I would be all over this game if I didn't suck at this type of gameplay.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Boss currently like "what come on I'm supposed to have iframes when I use the paper, that's bullshit"
Tom_Bruise: always nice when bosses only have to punch you once
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: (note: I do not actually know if you get iframes when using paper)
tabernaclefart: So, assuming the rate of health damage is the same, it should take about 10 visceral attacks to kill this boss
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I guarantee you don't
beckett_brass: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Would you get iframes from using rock or scissors :) ?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: TXC2 sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander, I suppose :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it seems like the actual gimmick of this dungeon is just "don't get hit"
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beckett_brass: That's half health for ya.
Cynderstone: gross
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I think this dungeon is just "no touchie"
Tom_Bruise: Remember the guy that beat this game without getting hit ever? Channel that energy for this fight, man
Manae: Left leg for bullets, right leg for blood
Cynderstone: I've looked stuff up on this one, but I don't know how you are for back seat drivers Cam. First time viewer.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm starting to feel bad for the VA who had to record that death scream. It hurts my throat just listening.
Hazardimies: That guy's sword swings are look comically lazy
Cynderstone: Basically you can stagger when it uses, paper, but the gloves there might be pretty good from what I've looked up online.
idavise: !uptime
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: 1 visceral!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: 2!
strangelee: Dude, magic in Bloodborne got so robbed
TXC2: 2 viscerals , ah ah ah
accountmadeforants: Low arcane defense. And surprisingly, lower fire defense than physical defense.
SimplyLeggy: I mostly wish you got unlimited pyromancies like this dude
Hazardimies: Keeper of Old Magic Systems
strangelee: Well looks like he staggers pretty easily
strangelee: I do like this aesthetic of Moonlight swordman vs Fire swordman
thrythlind: Cam's difficulties here after stampeding this guy earlier sort of feel like my educational career. High school "Study? Who needs to study?" College: "How does studying work? I don't know how to study."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you can do it!!
Critterbot: I believe!
Cynderstone: wallhacks!
Cynderstone: grats!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yes!! lrrHORN lrrHORN
1y1e: GG!
idavise: !yay
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Zaghrog: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN
accountmadeforants: A winner is you!
Hazardimies: Now you can buy his stupid hat from the bath messagers
beckett_brass: GG!
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
SimplyLeggy: There was cheese, and it was good. But you pulled off some sick dodges there.
Snowcookies: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Critterbot: \o/
Tom_Bruise: Welp, you did the it this time
Cynderstone: Eff that boss
Khador1: I remember their was a lore thing about how their is a difference between prey slaughtered and beast slain
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah those were some sweet dodges around the fire waves
Tom_Bruise: wait, how much further do we have to go into the chalice dungeons? can't be that much more, right? right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: presumably "prey slaughtered" implies you're the beastlike aspect of being a Hunter and "beast slain" implies that you're actually helping by killing a scary monster
Konda020946: i forgot is this a story run?
tabernaclefart: My favorite part of cam streams, agriculture!
Simriel: Nightmare Banished exists in 2 maybe 3 places?
Matt_Cowdery: It might be faster to farm souls from higher lvl mobs and buy vials than do this
Tom_Bruise: And we're supposed to beat the game by the end of the week?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "slaughtered" has connotations of cattle/livestock, literally farming them, while "slain" is more like besting a somewhat-equal foe.
strangelee: Nightmare is reserved for very few bosses.
TXC2: Matt_Cowdery Cameron has a pattern down and it works for him
Matt_Cowdery: gotcha
beckett_brass: @Tom_Bruise from what I've heard, it's possible.
tabernaclefart: This is fine! No apologies!
TXC2: You Do you Cameron, it's your show
SimplyLeggy: Nightmare banished or whatever is when you defeat mergo's wet nurse and orphan, IIRC?
Konda020946: hey were just bcjserat do what you enjoy
Tom_Bruise: by all means, yeah go for whatever
SimplyLeggy: oh, and the moon presence I think
Hazardimies: Nightmare Slain comes only when the player kills the old one hosting a dream realm.
strangelee: It's not the Wet Nurse, actually. After she's defeated there's a long pause as, what we can only assume, is Mergo dying.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Nightmare Banished" seems like it should be for when you go into the other dream, right? That Micolash guy who I always get confused with Mikaeus from Innistrad?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: or Rom who hosts the dream that pretends everything on the surface is okay
Milocw: there is some dialogue with the doll that does not trigger if you have done mergo before you complete the DLC if it matters to you
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: last day? there's a time limit?
Snowcookies: I think it's no
GlennSeto: Well, you did kill a baby for those umbilical parts. ;)
Simriel: Rom isn't a host, Rom is a blanket covering reality
Tom_Bruise: Just Mergo over, tell Gehrman to hook you back up into the Matrix, all's dandy
lawful_neutral_wizard: Good afternoon, Cam & chat!
SimplyLeggy: xd
TXC2: hello lawful_neutral_wizard welcome
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that cutscene with Gehrman is so gorgeous though
beckett_brass: @lawful_neutral_wizard Hello. Welcome to blood.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the silhouette in the field of flowers
tabernaclefart: Dumb question, Why is your health so much here but so low in the chalice dungeon?
Hazardimies: He gets a new hat out of nowhere!
strangelee: It's the only trophy I don't have yet. Awaken from the Dream
Khador1: How would you even plot a second story to this, does someone else get into the dream, does the true ending come to pass and your new self is invading the real world and taken over a town
beckett_brass: @tabernaclefart Gimmick of the dungeon was half healt
beckett_brass: health*
Simriel: I really love that Bloodborne has 3 alternate final bosses basically.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if I did a sequel to Bloodborne I'd probably set it as a prequal in Pthumeria. Cat's out of the bag already re: the eldritch influence so no point in slow-rolling it like this game.
Hazardimies: We could still get Bloodborne Cart though
SimplyLeggy: I'm okay with things just being a one-off every once in a while. Not everything needs a sequel.
Milocw: bloodborne, is about the old ones and the blood curse at heart, the moon presence was just Garmon's personal nightmare
strangelee: I think a sequel to this would have to focus on other cosmic horror stories. Yharnam is done for, so let's see what else is out there.
AtomicAlchemical: Imagine being such a gamer that you single handedly strangled a FromSoft game in the cradle. Probably would be absolutely insufferable about it.
lawful_neutral_wizard: What if — hear me out — there was a BB prequel where you played as Ludwig?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: or pull some kind of reverse switcheroo where the game starts out very cosmic horror and goes powerfully gothic by the end
Khador1: even if their wasn't a sequel but I would love a TTRPG of this setting
Critterbot: Only in super mario 3, though.
beckett_brass: @lawful_neutral_wizard No thanks. I wouldn't be able to stand the screaming.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like you start out killing slug monsters and the final boss is just a big ole werewolf
Cynderstone: You only had 2 HP versus that boss though Cam! XD
TXC2: I feel like the early game still being a danger even later on gets compared to other RPGs where by late game you can breath on the early stuff to kill it :P
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay wait wait go with me here: Bloodborne: House Flipper edition.
lawful_neutral_wizard: @beckett_brass Before his tragic mutation
SimplyLeggy: it is really only in standard rpgs that enemies become truly trivial
Konda020946: if you feel its neccessary do anothr run
TXC2: Twitch For the love of the Gods why doesn't a capital P work for that emote anymore ? :p
Raolin_Darkbane: I guess the farming really drives home the point of you becoming more insane, as now you are casually slaughering all of Yarnahm once in a while
SimplyLeggy: I think the farming mostly drives home bad game design.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'd say "Bloodborne: Viscera Cleanup Detail" but I'm not sure anyone would ever manage to actually clean up all the strawberry jam this game sprays around
Raolin_Darkbane: Yeah, I agree, that was a joke
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: every time you do a visceral attack some poor janitor's like "I JUST cleaned that up!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hello lil floor friends!
SimplyLeggy: Seems reasonable.
beckett_brass: Agreed. What's that sound?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sounds like someone left their phone in their pants and put it through the washer
Hazardimies: I really pity the janitors after the night of the hunt
Tom_Bruise: Probably just Andy practicing on the drum set again
SimplyLeggy: fuck off olek
Lysander_Gustav: oh, miners
Tom_Bruise: or, you know... those guys
Simriel: Summon Olek :p
Twilight_Spark: uwu what's this under the elevator?
AtomicAlchemical: Cosmic horror into gothic would be an interesting narrative transition. At the start you are an insignificant speck to this incomprehensible alien gods, but as you get stronger you realize that the gods are completely comprehensible and are all just self-absorbed tyrants and glorified supernatural parasites. And then you stab them to death.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: after the night of the Hunt they seal up the watertight doors and open the floodgates and just sluice down the city
tabernaclefart: That's a big gun.
SimplyLeggy: That sounds like that one crapshot
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'd play that @AtomicAlchemical
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the one place in the whole game that isn't a open, yawning gyre under an elevator?
MerryPringles: I know I can just watch the vod later and find out, but what happened to Cam's health bar??
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @MerryPringles we're currently in a dungeon that halves your health
beckett_brass: @MerryPringles Gimmick of this dungeon. Half health
MerryPringles: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Yikes. Thanks
BrindleBoar: wow
Cynderstone: the hitbox spawned behind that closest one I think
beckett_brass: @MerryPringles The blood vials also scale with the health halving.
lirazel64: Back from dentist -- who're we suffering with now?
BrindleBoar: I think he was just too close, but that was definitely some bullshit
RakdosPvnk19: hey cam want some simic slaw
Anexmedia: So i'm not super familiar with souls games, but wasn't his health bar much bigger last go around?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: a Bloodborne-style game where you have the same idea of authorities (church, academy, guild, etc.) concealing the source of their power but instead this time they're claiming to have eldritch insight but really it's all smoke, mirrors, and gothic pyrotechnics
beckett_brass: @Anexmedia Gimmick of this dungeon is half health.
Simriel: @rakdospvnk19 what's in it?
Zaghrog: my guess is on a random little guy
Anexmedia: That sounds like some bullshit
Matt_Cowdery: might've been bullshit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that sounds like they clipped through something
RakdosPvnk19: stuff
RakdosPvnk19: lots of stuff
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: unless there's a very zippy enemy who grabbed them. Can they steal your souls in this one?
TXC2: can't the enemy pick up soles?
TXC2: hmm, interesting
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like if they steal them they hang around there, yeah
BrindleBoar: the soul pickup is based on where they spawn, not who was nearby when you died
Tom_Bruise: So, the next hurdle is just an armada of scrublets, eh?
TXC2: Fair point Cameron
EvilBadman: wat
tabernaclefart: Just out of range?
Anexmedia: That's some thick ass plot armor
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I keep thinking "why doesn't Cameron just throw a grenade" and he doesn't because that's the wrong game, brain.
darkspiredragon: Is it the nature of the dungeon?
TXC2: !findquote answer
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beckett_brass: Other than the normal Bloodborne screwiness, you mean.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yharnam could really stand to invest in infrastructure
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: surely all that cash the blood healing brings in could be earmarked for civic use
p3nguinkin: Heyo everybody, how are we doing today?
beckett_brass: @p3nguinkin Pretty good.
EvilBadman: tbf, Chalices are all nightmares in lore
Matt_Cowdery: At least this place looks cool as hell
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: just once I'd like to see a Bloodborne character slip in a puddle of blood and go ass over teakettle XD
TXC2: hello p3nguinkin welcome
EvilBadman: The Isz version of these labyrinths is neat
Matt_Cowdery: I think so, because the residents of the nightmare (white scrawny dudes) are there
accountmadeforants: That's what I remember, yeah. But my lore memory is hazy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they're very much styled as vision quests/communions with memory
Milocw: there actual places in the world of bloodborne,
Simriel: They are real places, but at the same time they are a metphor
SimplyLeggy: I don't know if the labyrinths the player character can go into are nightmares or not, but there are actually physical labyrinths too.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my understanding was that the dungeons themselves are at least based on where the original hunters found the alien blood
Tom_Bruise: oh cool, a ghost you can shoot
tabernaclefart: No need for blessings here.
madmansk: but clearly ghosts have bullet resistance
EvilBadman: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa That's correct
p3nguinkin: I think that ghost succesfully reminded me why we should be afraid of ghosts...
frnknstn: love the animation on that ghost
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EvilBadman: Or at least, that's my take as well. Like I said the Isz version of chalice is very telling of this
Simriel: Yeah I think the lines between real and a metaphor are... wavy in bloodborne
SimplyLeggy: It is a bit long of a read, but I would totally recommend reading The Paleblood Hunt if you are interested in the lore of this game. It is the best we have in terms of a comprehensive lore dump.
strangelee: As far as I remember, the Dungeons are real places. It's where the original Pthumerians were discovered. What you're doing with the rituals is probably more akin to a vision. Exploring the cultural idea of these places, if not their physical space.
WeedenProject: I'll second that, the Paleblood Hunt is an amazing read
Intrepid_Colin: So here's something interesting. Disney is selling Cosmos merchandise.
strangelee: Can support the Paleblood
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: according to the item descriptions, the chalices "break the seals" on the old labyrinthine ruins under Yharnam. But given that it also mentions communion and because the line between waking and dreaming is pretty fluid in these games, there's probably a lot of vision quest elements to it as well.
strangelee: wow
SimplyLeggy: A document somebody wrote up that is part info supported by the text of the game, and part interpretation.
Malkaresh: Hi all!
tabernaclefart: @Anexmedia Hey, I represent that remark!
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Tom_Bruise: This is a nice place, full of lovable scamps who just want hugs
Malkaresh: Uh oh. Sounds like something bad just happened.
GlennSeto: Isn't "Paleblood" just another name for the Moon Presence?
Simriel: The Paleblood Hunt is an essay, several thousand words long, that basically dives into and investigates the lore of Bloodborne. it's essentially considered the definitive work on the subject. it's a fascinating read
beckett_brass: @Malkaresh Hello. Welcome to sudden death.
SimplyLeggy: probably
p3nguinkin: I mean they had the scary hair from the japanese horror movies...
stoicsquirrel78: Cam is so focused!
Anexmedia: the knife ghost is always an interesting design choice
Manae: Ethereal viscera
EvilBadman: gimme ur blood ghost
Cynderstone: It didn't stand a *shades* ghost of a chance
Malkaresh: They want to be alive so bad they believe they still have organs.
madmansk: oh apparently ghosts do not have bullet resistance
SimplyLeggy: that ghost has some serious *teleports behind you* energy
Intrepid_Colin: It seems it's mostly based on the Tyson era of Cosmos, since they own Nat. Geo. But still odd seeing Sagan's words on a t-shirt sold by Disney.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I suspect that the "deeper" the dungeon, the more it's not taking place in standard physical reality.
planeswalkagogo: If the Ghost had Blood, does that mean that's one of the ghosts you had to take cocaine for because your blood was haunted?
SimplyLeggy: the nature of the line between waking world and the dreamlands in the game is already very weird and muddled
strangelee: Alright I gotta bounce folks. Fun hanging with all of you! Hope you have a good day Cam!
TXC2: so long strangelee stay safe
Simriel: Yarnham to me does not feel like a real place, I think the "real" is another layer of dream
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe it's like the Ascendant Realm and things get more malleable/shaped by your will and perception the deeper you go. You expect monsters, so there are monsters. You see yourself as a hunter, so you hunt.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: That fits with the kind of eldritch cities you get in e.g. "At the Mountains of Madness" - the deeper you go the more they're not all in this dimension.
Foxmar320: foxmarLOOT ???
Malkaresh: Who are those thirsty fellas?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that does not look structurally sound
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the real nightmare is whoever has to keep changing out all these candles
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: unless the lil floor friends do it?
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
lirazel64: I *still* want to know who and/or what keeps all these lights lit...
SimplyLeggy: someone in the fromsoft combined universe seems to have created eternal candles, from what I can tell.
Malkaresh: Ooph. That is a lot of HP.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhh cricket jumpy legs ohhhhh don't like those legs
Anexmedia: Writes down "Not immune to sword"
Foxmar320: Wish I could stay TXC2 but I have to leave soon. Just got home to get some food.
TXC2: ah fair enough Foxmar320 food is good
tabernaclefart: Do it!
Anexmedia: it's not Olek
Foxmar320: Queen Killer you say
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: at least in Bloodborne you can handwave it as the floor friends handling chores
Tom_Bruise: Brace for impact!
tabernaclefart: Lol!
Foxmar320: LOL
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Anexmedia: Oh that's a mood
ThatBoyf: So assuming we fight a queen next we have the perfect ally
Critterbot: Hum...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that Pyramid Head with a cartwheel?
Cynderstone: Lolwut
tabernaclefart: Now that's a Queen Killker!
SimplyLeggy: this dude is ready to fuck
PixelArtDragon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I just wonder what the architects in the SoulsBorne games were thinking when they decided the best way to activate elvators was a pressure plate.
Intrepid_Colin: Glad to see you dressed for the job
Cepsys: Thanks for the HyperMine @smilingworlock
ArrestedHouse: hello pyramid head w wheel
Lysander_Gustav: I admire this guy's optimism
Simriel: I forgot this NPC!
InquisitorGaia: heya people, i just built a deck
theleerm: rock on man
Simriel: I forgot queen killer
Foxmar320: That is FLORIDA MAN
TXC2: this dude fucks
darkspiredragon: I'm here for the rave...
ChrisGMiller: We look around for the best killer we could find... and we found this guy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think that guy might have confused "Queen Killer" and "ladykiller"
p3nguinkin: I would party with that guy in ALL THE BOSS ROOMS!!!
niccus: good thing we have \*looks at notes]* half health
Lysander_Gustav: nice music
Lysander_Gustav: dang
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we summoned Florida Man
Foxmar320: Yep I remember this boss
Khador1: Well fudge
eboera: I think he did a little bit more than 200 damage to you
Foxmar320: Im sorry Cam
Tom_Bruise: "We're not quite sure what he can do, but anyone who brings a wheel to a sword fight's gotta be given some mad props"
TXC2: ah we get OHKO'd...."fun"
tabernaclefart: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou You rang? How may I be of service?
Simriel: That man is the essence of Florida, he should appear riding a gator or something
darkspiredragon: Florida man does seem the type to be fighting eldritch horrors though
lirazel64: It's Poggifers!
Uzumaki15: Well that summon was doing infinitely more work than Olek was
Malkaresh: I think if you can run through the fog gate before the summon is fully in, he will run in before the Boss gets a health bump.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: speaking of which, did anyone watch Lovecraft Country? Is it any good?
Foxmar320: yeah Florida Man was doing nice work
TXC2: "a man in Florida with a canon and a wheel killed a giant fire dog today."
PixelArtDragon: Eldritch horrors look at Florida Man and think "that's crazy"
Foxmar320: TXC2 we call that a "Tuesday" here
Malkaresh: Damn
EvilBadman: It's monday my dude
eboera: Have you thought about getting a sprtiz bottle and shooting water at it's face?
TXC2: EvilBadman yeah, Monday is when a Man wrestles a Croc Kappa
Milocw: physical damage is reduced, while elemental damage does full in this dungeon
tabernaclefart: @TXC2 Wrestles? No. Attempts to mate with? Yes.
SimplyLeggy: Are summons still like that? I know that was the case for Dark Souls 1, but I thought I remembered them changing that ds2 onwards
TXC2: tabernaclefart :D
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Malkaresh: It was a trick that worked in Dark Souls 1. It seemed like it worked in the later titles, but maybe I just really wanted it to.
Cynderstone: Watchdog is weak to serrated
PixelArtDragon: Does that still one-shot you from full health?
TXC2: !break
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fun fact! Apparently in the Defiled dungeon this boss has the most HP in Bloodborne.
p3nguinkin: have a good break!
Lysander_Gustav: I should get up and walk around a bit
Snowcookies: union mandated break
Cynderstone: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Most HP? Oh glee
tabernaclefart: lrrCAMERON_TK lrrCAMERON_TK lrrCAMERON_TK
SimplyLeggy: They really went out of their way to make defiled dungeons as miserable as possible, huh?
Tom_Bruise: Couple of encounters are kinda like Dark Souls in this game, might as well throw in a Monster Hunter boss
TXC2: and we're back
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: apparently it is a "True" Beast, which are usually weak to serration and fire, but since it's already on fire, it has huge fire resist and is effectively just weak to serration. Physical damage is halved in keeping with health, but elemental damage is not, which is why the Keeper upstairs is such a bear.
Cynderstone: Apparently this boss is the highest HP in the game too according to @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: unless I've misread the wiki, yeah, defiled version has highest HP
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SimplyLeggy: dogs are always the worst fromsoft enemies
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: once you break the armored plates on its head your attacks deal a lot more damage
Malkaresh: Seems reasonable
Snowcookies: I think that's a crocodile
Foxmar320: Florida Man is not tanking hard enough
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: dogs have a history of tearing shit up in fromsoftware games, yeah
Cynderstone: And if you're better with Tonitrus you have a better chance anyway.
Zaghrog: according to the wiki, it's also possible to break it's knees, dealing more damage to them as well
Tom_Bruise: between this thing and the Royal Rat Authority, I'm going to assume, to FromSoft, every animal is a dog in *some* way
auxv: Florida man is a distraction at least
SK__Ren: It jumped and set you on fire
Malkaresh: This guy seems difficult.
Zaghrog: the charge attack probably hits underneath too?
Cynderstone: I think it does a fire AOE when it jumps away?
Malkaresh: Did we ever go back and get the Charred set?
Zaghrog: at least all of it's attacks are avoidable
Matt_Cowdery: The old keeper (I think?) set from the witch boss in the dungeons can be purchased with insight, and it has good fire resist
Malkaresh: Gotcha
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh are we friends with Djura? that's awesome
Sunrise_Laro: when he does the charge his most of his model becomes the hitbox
SimplyLeggy: djura is too pure for this world
SimplyLeggy: especially this world
Matt_Cowdery: Big stompy
Malkaresh: Stompy stompy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: bloodborne bosses: explaining why Destiny bosses have stomp attacks
tabernaclefart: All hail Florida man.
Milocw: physical is half, elemental is normal, a pure elemental weapon is best in this dungeon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ring ring
walkerinc: did it break?
Zaghrog: If I'm reading the wiki right, this thing is equally resistant to both bolt and arcane
Tom_Bruise: C'mon Florida Man, take that wheel off of your monster truck and go punch this Fire-Croco-Dog
tabernaclefart: It poo'd fire on you.
Foxmar320: Florida Man tanking like a pro
Milocw: Queen Killer, wait is this where Alfred ended up after killing himself?
Foxmar320: As long as Florida Man keeps agro this is fine
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it might depend on whether attacks hit its head
Malkaresh: Call Beyond is an artillery strike. Gotta get the range right.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Florida Man facing a croc, his favored enemy
PixelArtDragon: Is croc scaly dog?
Malkaresh: No Florida Man!
BrindleBoar: poor flamey swamp cat
Foxmar320: Oh no the tank died
TXC2: Florida man no!
Ryxiene: Rip Florida man
ArrestedHouse: rip pyramid head
Tom_Bruise: RIP Florida Man, May the swamps take you and you return to the world
GapFiller: Florida Man Down
SimplyLeggy: We will never forget your sacrifice, brave floridaman.
Ryxiene: @ArrestedHouse LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: rip you brave bucket man
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
Snowcookies: fip Florida man
accountmadeforants: *After credits* Florida man will return, in your next headlines
Manae: Bad dog, no barfing up lava
GlennSeto: I was away for a bit. Who was that guy?
SK__Ren: Oh, so it's related to Quelaag
TXC2: I just resiled, this thing is one the monsters from irytihl
Foxmar320: Oh that looked real bad
Foxmar320: WAT
BrindleBoar: GlennSeto Queen Killer, who is rumored to be a tribute to Dark Souls players dressing funny for multiplayer
Malkaresh: Ouch
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can you get a lock on its head? if I'm reading this right you should be able to target the head.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know how Bloodborne's targeting works though
GlennSeto: @BrindleBoar That scans completely.
SketchyDetails: A watch dog? Is it a Casio or an Omega
Snowcookies: I think if you stagger it you can hit the head
SimplyLeggy: Ah yes the classic "basically the entirety of its body becomes a giant hurtbox" move
Snowcookies: but staggering is a mess of its own
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, I figured Queen Killer was just Alfred after killing Annalise
Malkaresh: You looked like it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: apparently if you crack the armor on the head you'll start dealing more damage
GlennSeto: @JaymicUnyielding He just has a mental break after losing his one purpose in life and becomes pants-on-head unhinged?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did he crap fire on you? rude.
BrindleBoar: to the whole body, or just the head? because being in front of him seems bad.
SimplyLeggy: I know it really isn't what you want to hear, but if you boned home, you could probably buy a good 50 blood vials with just what you have there.
JaymicUnyielding: @GlennSeto I mean, he has the same weapon and headpiece we find Alfred wearing when Annalise is dead.
GlennSeto: It's similar to the thing from DS3, but that one also had a Gaping Dragon-esque chest.
Lysander_Gustav: It's nice that the npcs can heal themselves
Lysander_Gustav: this monster has so much bs going on
GlennSeto: @JaymicUnyielding That actually makes perfect sense.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to the head. Reading more it looks like you can also crack the armor on the legs and deal increased damage there, so that's probably a better idea.
Tom_Bruise: And I thought my dog's farts smelled bad...
Zaghrog: or at least, to discourage you from using vials
Simriel: Go Left
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: something something clean up after your dog
lirazel64: Maybe they think time spent = engaged gameplay?
Invitare: I wish twitch was on the switch. trying to watch this on a tiny phone is hard
Malkaresh: @JaymicUnyielding I always had the same headcanon for Queen Killer
niccus: it's a metaphor for programming as a job
Matt_Cowdery: Players healing wasnt fair to the bosses
Sunrise_Laro: they did what!?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think they want you to stab things for health rather than use healing items. Which is fine if there are more things to stab than the giant angry fire dog
Tom_Bruise: Between DS2 and Bloodborne, they obviously weren't pleased with DS1's Estus, which is strange 'cuz it was sweet
voslan: Holy Crap, Cold blooded killer here
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but since all we've got is the giant angry fire dog, it's a bit of a pickle.
Tregelen: Ooh are we on bog fire doggo?
Tregelen: big*
SimplyLeggy: I think the best advice I received while playing game was that if I would leave the hunters dream with blood echoes, I should just use it to buy blood vials. It felt shitty, but I found it did reduce the amount of farming I had to do a considerable amount.
p3nguinkin: ok... just got back, I can see we are doing chores again... might I ask why our health was so low in that dungeon we were just in?
Malkaresh: He had a lot of viscera
TXC2: that's a lot
Lysander_Gustav: There's a new souls-like game that has terrible lighting and really buggy physics, and obviously needs to be in Early Access. Yet there's already folks defending it saying it's intended to be that way and you just need to get good.
JaysonMaxwell: For being blood-starved, it sure had a lot of viscera in it ysbrydPunjail
Zaghrog: p3nguinkin it's that chalice dungeon's partiucular gimmick: halved hp pool
p3nguinkin: ouch...
voslan: Sushi sounds good
JumbahJawn: cam you finally broke me and I bought this game.
SimplyLeggy: What kind?
ShaneLeeAtk: That sounds fantastic.
accountmadeforants: Coldblood fishbud
BrindleBoar: gyoza so good
Simriel: I hope you have good Sushi
Tom_Bruise: can't go wrong with good sushi
Lysander_Gustav: I should learn how to make some rolls and gyoza
niccus: i think an unspoken thing is that inari sushi is top tier
JaysonMaxwell: I miss sushi. Too far inland to get it with the impacted shipping/supply-lines. Miso soup though - I'll need to get the stuff to make some.
Cynderstone: Even as a non Vegan myself I don't think you can beat a good cucumber roll.
Simriel: I should have Icream
goodroundboy: veggie tempura is one of the best foods available
SimplyLeggy: inari is definitely top tier
JadedTrekkie: HOw far are we?
lirazel64: seaweed salad?
voslan: Some Paneer with curry is what i'm craving currently
accountmadeforants: JadedTrekkie At the boss of the second layer of the defiled chalice. Grinding up some vials now.
Cynderstone: Prime and East
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: technically West. I atill call it Prime.
Simriel: Pax West-Prime. Check
Tom_Bruise: @JadedTrekkie one more boss and the game can be over. But first some chalice dungeons
SimplyLeggy: yeah that checks out
SimplyLeggy: nobody likes squid
TXC2: remember when it was Just PAX ? Kappa
PharaohBender27: Think I've seen Loading Time footage of that
JadedTrekkie: Is DLC done?
voslan: Kalimari is amazing
JaysonMaxwell: @.@ ... i like squid?
TXC2: JadedTrekkie nope
storiers: I made a sushi roll for the first time this weekend because of the staying indoors and it turned out ok
EvilBadman: Too bad Blue C just up and closed one year
LaxEffort: it just needs to be lightly torched with some fresh wasabi
EvilBadman: like the whole company
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think you should. I don't know what "odin writhe" is but it sounds rad.
Tom_Bruise: that and you can just get the wrong rice
TXC2: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou it's a charm that gives use bullets from viscaruls
SimplyLeggy: it is definitely a very skill oriented meal to prepare
accountmadeforants: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Lets you pull bullets out of enemies' intestines
Manae: The first time I made a maki it turned out fantastic. The next two times I tried they didn't stick nice, the rice was goopy, and the fish moved around too much
auxv: eh, let em fall apart. they still taste good.
p3nguinkin: is sushi cheap, or has all the other food gotten expensive?
voslan: Is this the Mono-log that's going in the Hunter head?
niccus: a large chunk of it is very well fish butchery
voslan: Is Cam the Mind of Hunters
Zhedor: cheap? interesting, it's among the more expensive foods here
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you can shoot people and then pull the bullets back out? that sounds super useful. Let's do that.
LaxEffort: have you had Gimbap? Its the korean equiv and I find it has more vegetarian varieties
predmid: I wish I lived somewhere where sushi is cheap. no such luck in West Texas
Matt_Cowdery: ah, praise him
TXC2: you win Capitalism Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hey, if we spend our echoes we don't have to go pick them up all the time
Manae: Where I'm at, though, it's worth making your own sushi since restaurant rolls start at like $7 a serving
AtomicAlchemical: Is veggie and vegan sushi really cheap? Everything I get with fish is very pricey
SimplyLeggy: you might want to watch your insight. I could be wrong but I think you have to have at least one insight in stock to talk to the doll. and I think summoning would eat your last insight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I must confess I don't like sushi and probably never will. I don't like seafood, I'm mediocre on vegetables. and unless someone comes up with a truly astounding way to combine rice and other plants I'm just not interested.
SimplyLeggy: okay, cool.
Zaghrog: Seems like A Call Beyond wants to be used from a distance, to let it's projectiles arc towards the target
PharaohBender27: o_O
storiers: for fish it usually costs more because they have to keep having very fresh fish in stock, which means buying more than they end up ussing, and that gets passed on in the cost
Invitare: pontiff suhlyvan called. He wants his beasts back
Zaghrog: The wiki seems to suggests doging the bite attacks in the direction of the head swing
Malkaresh: @AtomicAlchemical I find avacoda rolls to be reasonable cheap. But no sushi is ever really cheap. Or if it is you probably don't want it.
Tom_Bruise: you can't just use any fish for sashimi, I know that much. Neither for good ceviche
Lysander_Gustav: hmm, maybe I have a mild version of that phobia of all the tiny holes together. The face on that monster is disconcerting.
PharaohBender27: * O_o (Oh for Christ's sake, why did Twitch have to get so picky with the commands for it's global emotes? )
SquareDotCube: tbh I cannot wait for us to figure out how to grow and print meat and seafood at a commerical scale
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PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube "Print?"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: apparently A Call Beyond's damage varies based on how many of the little magic missiles hit, which is why it's better against larger bosses.
Zhedor: like 3d printing but for meat
Invitare: breasts
Manae: I get that he's supposed to be made of obsidian or something like it, but hits sound so unsatisfying on this boss
Cool_Jean_Aunt: man meat.
accountmadeforants: Your previous message still has the emote for me, PharaohBender27 , I think it may have just been a different goof, rather than their emotes being more specific
Matt_Cowdery: during that snap, his body and torso is a huge hitbox
Matt_Cowdery: it sucks rear
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh okay I was trying to figure out if it's a range thing or what
Tom_Bruise: maybe this Monster Hunter boss has a monster hunter-style rage mode
Invitare: beasts are week against the they said
Zaghrog: I do think range helps Call Beyond
AtomicAlchemical: Oh, I get why sushi grade fish is so expensive. I just had no idea that veggie sushi was comparably cheaper
Invitare: *fire
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants You're kidding me! Let me try s thing real quick
Tom_Bruise: The souls were a lie
SquareDotCube: yeah 3D printing, that way it doesn't feel like you're having a paper-thin sheet of steak or pork loin
Malkaresh: At least now you don't have to worry about picking them up.
PharaohBender27: o_O
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this dog is very rude
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cameron, it is your task to empty this dog.
Malkaresh: I'm at work and don't have my guides. What is the reward we are aiming for here?
lydialaw: what a good dog
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants OK, that's weird - I opened a new browser, typed that last emote, which didn't translate into an emote, but coming back to the Desktop app, I see it as an emote
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Malkaresh we're after a particular rune I think
Malkaresh: Gotcha
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but the lava dog is being a pain in the ass
Zaghrog: this CHalice makes this boss' attacks easily one shots
Malkaresh: Sorry. I missed most of last week
Invitare: I think this is considered one of the harder bosses in the base game
PharaohBender27: WHAT
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 Yeah, Twitch's emotes just don't seem to load in general sometimes, especially since they introduced threaded replies.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ruuuuuuuude
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "pvp is optional, except when we lock exotics behind it"
AtomicAlchemical: Cool, it can just ignore your i-frames
Malkaresh: Cool Boss
SquareDotCube: if this was a Zelda game, there'd be a cauldron of water overhead to tip over somehow
lirazel64: lrrHERE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we not summoning Florida Man?
Malkaresh: An acknowledged masochist
PharaohBender27: OK seriously, what is your damage, game?
Snowcookies: Cool game
Invitare: and the unique very lore heavy boss at the end
MAPBoardgames: Can you pet the dog?: confirmed yes.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh. whoops.
dr_petrichor: this kind of boss is why I'm not really a fan of souls games XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the dog can pet you
TehAmelie: summon Florida Man? what have i missed?
Tom_Bruise: I think we're gonna need a bigger sword. With rocket boosters. Or one that is an axe.
Malkaresh: We are very sane and thus cannot get any help.
accountmadeforants: Florida man has gone to the great Florida here on Earth
darkspiredragon: Florida man is dead dead WutFace
Zaghrog: dr_petrichor I wouldn't consider this a represestative of most souls bosses
Snowcookies: why game why
darkspiredragon: The internet tells me that if you wack its legs hard enough it will be stunned.
TXC2: TehAmelie we christened a summon "Florida man"
novenprime: so this is cams hell loop
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TehAmelie there's an NPC who can be summoned to help you in this fight. He's dressed as a joke like the silly multiplayer folks from DS1 who'd wear like a giant hat and no other clothes
Mister_Skittles: oh is this the chalace with half health?
Tom_Bruise: Florida Man has returned to the Swamp. Soon, the Swamp shall return Florida Man to us once again.
dr_petrichor: I remember almost getting an aneurysm from fighting the capra demon @Zaghrog so I'm not so sure haha
SimplyLeggy: accurate
AtomicAlchemical: Can our build support weapons with longer reach?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he's wearing a giant golden bucket and underpants and he uses a wheel to fight this giant croco-dog we've got here. Hence Floridamna.
accountmadeforants: For reference, TehAmelie , Florida Man:
Khador1: Honestly I love the music but the number of times we are redoing this I think I would turn it out
Invitare: it feels like a lot of the chalice ones are just the leftovers
Simriel: Maria and The Orphan in the DLC are amazing
SimplyLeggy: and then you have giant hitboxes that kill you instantly
Zaghrog: dr_petrichor the capra demon can be particularly annoying, yes. There are a number of ways to cheese capra demon though, one of which doesn't involve entering his room
Simriel: Like if this boss wasn't in an area where you have half health, might be more managable
dr_petrichor: Fair, but cheesing does not redeem it XD
SimplyLeggy: I love tossing firebombs into the capra demon arena. Learned that on my second playthrough and never looked back.
Havok4: Yeah the half health is what is really difficult here.
accountmadeforants: Sometimes its hits look like it didn't even mean to do that on purpose. The game just made it happen that way.
Zaghrog: I'm not sure whether the ledge in capra demon's room counts as cheesing. Dung piles certainly do
Invitare: there a defiled Amygdala that's apparently hell even on level 100+
Snowcookies: Yeah, it's hard to get next to too
Tom_Bruise: I still don't know anything about the Iron Golem's move set, dude just fell off the stage after 1 attack
SimplyLeggy: or if it didn't have 12 trillion hp
Zaghrog: apparently fire damage is not at all reduced in this dungeon, unlike other kinds of damage
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Capra would be better if there was either only 1 dog or if the tree in his arena wasn't there
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cameron would you like any further tips from the wiki or shall I leave you to it?
p3nguinkin: or if it was more telegraphed? admitadly I am passivly watching but that attack seems to happen with little warning
BrindleBoar: As far as I'm concerned, anything inside the boss room is fair. Capra ledge is undoubtedly cheap but that fight is obnoxious so I don't really care.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that said, upgrading the Knight Shield you can find near the gargoyles will give you enough stability to tank even the double swing
Khador1: I think this situation is more due to the dungeon as I think the boss power level is scaled to the stated number of the character and does not take into account the dungeon effect as I think if you had your full health I do not thing those attacks would be 1 hit kills
Laboons_beard: yeah hard does not necessarily mean challenging. Lifting a giant boulder is hard. that doesnt make it fun or challenging
Zaghrog: I agree that the difficulty of this boss is mostly due to the chalice effect
Tom_Bruise: there's a lot that compounds to make this boss particularly stupid
TXC2: Laboons_beard you don't watch Strongman do you? Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: worst part is that nothing in this chalice is even a new boss
MAPBoardgames: What if we gave the secret apeshit technique to a boss?
walkeroftales: cool game
Tom_Bruise: It pains me to say, but I don't think swordlasers are the answer this time
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that seemed to work, especially if we can break his armor that way
Zaghrog: ranged attacks do work well against this boss
lirazel64: The game just feels mean. It uses things like randomly not allowing you to lock on as a mechanic. Which means that you have to suspend immersion to think about mechanics.
TXC2: "big If Lisa"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah there's armor on both the head and legs and breaking that armor will increase damage to those places
SketchyDetails: uhhhhh
AtomicAlchemical: @MAPBoardgames What if we made a boss that was just swarm of guys with secret apeshit technique?
SketchyDetails: Advice: Try Dodging lrrBEEJ
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @AtomicAlchemical Royal Rat Vanguard?
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
TXC2: SketchyDetails not the time
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
SketchyDetails: A (failed) attempt at humor. Sorry.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ewwww he barfed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: stop feeding the dog from the table! this is what happens!
p3nguinkin: how rude, just puking on the boss stage
TacitusVigil: Is it just a one hit kill?
SketchyDetails: GCU, he's been eating grass in the yard
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that looked like some armor cracked off
TacitusVigil: (Also, hello all)
Simriel: If memory serves this is where I abandoned the chalice dungeons...
TacitusVigil: Apologies for asking, I just arrived.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I wonder if he always reacts to the armor cracking with the charge?
TXC2: Hello TacitusVigil welcome
Zaghrog: unsurprisingly, a boss one shots when your hp pool is halved and the boss damage is regular
Khador1: So what is the reward of this boss?
TXC2: so how is this meant to be a fun or interesting boss encounter?
Zaghrog: Khador1 progress towards finishing this dungeon. In the dungeon after, we could find a helpful rune
Tom_Bruise: Hey! We did NOT waste this time! We got to see Florida Man punch a Fiery Croco-Dog with a wheel. You don't get that anywhere else
AtomicAlchemical: It has maybe two attacks that merely do 80%. It sometimes decides to use those. For variety.
SketchyDetails: You unlock Darth Vader. So Pride and Accomplishment.
Khador1: oh right, fair enough crack on
SketchyDetails: Or 4000 microsoft points
TacitusVigil: Except in Florida.
SirBusk: is there respeccing in bloodborne?
TXC2: SirBusk sure ain't
SimplyLeggy: There is no respeccing in bloodborne, unfortunately
SirBusk: bad form when they have it in boths ds2 and 3
SimplyLeggy: I guess they saw the reaction dark souls 2 and thought "well we can't do anything we did in that game"
SketchyDetails: great dodge
TXC2: SirBusk prehapse it was removed to make BloodBourne different from DS
MAPBoardgames: Hey! You can see the current hp!
SketchyDetails: Aw.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay I will give two final pieces of information and then close the wiki. One suggestion is to always dodge in the direction it swings its head. Another is to use the holy blade in one-handed mode, bait out the bite, then dash in and clock it on the head till the armor splits. This concludes wiki suggestions.
Havok4: That seemed like a decent strategy.
Angnor33: The old one-hit snout nudge...
SquareDotCube: break time?
Khador1: Why did the damage of cams attacks go up?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think this will work. We can do it.
Cynderstone: It's bosses like this that would make me want to just unhinge my jaw and swallow my console whole.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: break time!
Tom_Bruise: Wait! Before we farm... how many soul pouches do we have?
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niccus: by any chance is there a chalice that halves your stamina
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
SketchyDetails: Bye TXC2 !
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cameron
Mister_Skittles: @niccus i dont think so. only health
PharaohBender27: PrideWave @TXC2
Malkaresh: Bye @TXC2
darkspiredragon: @TXC2 Have a good night!
Cynderstone: Welcome back Cam
Khador1: Wait why did Cams health drop before he even went in?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you know, fair point. If everything's a one-shot, you don't need healing items
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Khador he probably made bullets
darkspiredragon: CAm can do it yes he can, if anyone can do it Cameron can!
SimplyLeggy: Learning what range bosses do attacks at is one of those weird arcane arts in the souls games
accountmadeforants: Apparently the lock-on is biased towards its left front leg? Which is a bit odd but seems to match what I'm seeing now that I'm paying attention to it.
Malkaresh: If it works? Then yes.
SimplyLeggy: It seems... reasonably effective?
auxv: fps bloodborne is a way to play.
SimplyLeggy: Unfortunately there is a lot in these games that come down to "well it isn't fun or interesting but you gotta do what you gotta do"
MAPBoardgames: I miss estus
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Tom_Bruise: Estus was nice...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's working!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we are gonna get there
Khador1: I think the upside is that we have a strat that could work now once we have reloaded our vials
Tom_Bruise: Wait, hold on... how many blood pouches do we have? Might wanna crack'em for vials
PharaohBender27: Maybe they listened too much to the "Git gud" crowd?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: inch by inch, we're gonna do it
SimplyLeggy: There were many questionable design choices in BB
Mister_Skittles: @PharaohBender27 but bloodborne is way more new player friendly
Tom_Bruise: the farming punishes you for trying to "git gud"
SimplyLeggy: Oh they do, believe it or not. I've seen it.
PharaohBender27: Oh, I misunderstood - I thought you were talking about that boss fight
SimplyLeggy: Their excuse is usually "well if you weren't bad you wouldn't run out of vials"
nudibranch93: Just... buy them?
EvilBadman: We'll just buy vials with our (checks) 600 echoes
Vinny_Fives: hey folks, how's the blood today :)
Mister_Skittles: starting with 20 heals rather than the 2-3 in dark souls does made the game easier to start for new players. Making them items that need to be farmed is a design fault
PharaohBender27: @nudibranch93 I think we don't have enough echoes right now for that
Invitare: I think there's a bloodletting beast down the too
Havok4: The fact the vials increase in price throughout the game is an extra punch in the gut for this issue.
MAPBoardgames: Hey bro! I got your back!
Khador1: Is there an ability like the health to bullets but for bullets to health?
nudibranch93: Fair, I tend to just buy them with my leftovers each time I level
Mister_Skittles: the point of "just buy vials" is something thats noly helpful to you when your winning and have echos to spend
PharaohBender27: @Vinny_Fives We're dealing with a BS boss - I realize it seems like that's always the case, but this one's *especially* BS
EvilBadman: Probably due to the rally + increased pace of combat, if I had to guess
nudibranch93: That's how I feel about ds2 and ds3 for the bonfire leveling. Like, why? it worked so well
Mister_Skittles: Vials only ever healing for 40% of health is also a choice
TWCblank: hello Cameron and chat!
SimplyLeggy: I think I have an idea of why they did it the way they did, it is a bad reason, but I think they did it because they wanted them to be replenish-able in the field, and they figured the best way is to do that is just to make them droppable items
Milocw: well it does encourage exploration because you can earn while going means you normally have more then 20 vials available to you on a run
Invitare: it might have been to discourage the practice of running through levels, ignoring enemies
darkspiredragon: @TWCblank Welcome
CamelAttack: Maybe they thought of it as a connective tissue related to the idea of the hunt and being a hunter. You go back out to be part of the hunt for a reason etc.
Vinny_Fives: the decision for vials smacks of "we were on hour 3700, it was 2 in the morning, and we wanted this to not be dark souls"
EvilBadman: They should have done similiar to the bullets where you get x charges that refresh at a lamp + x temp
Mister_Skittles: @Milocw except bloodvials are only dropped in the starting areas
SimplyLeggy: The problem with that line of thinking is that when you get stuck on a boss you are draining your supplies, and probably skipping all of the things that drop them
SimplyLeggy: So you end up drained and annoyed
accountmadeforants: I feel like it was originally designed with enemies dropping vials more often in mind, and then they tuned that droprate back for other balance reasons and it just... doesn't work right anymore.
TehAmelie: i like to unlock kindling the first thing, but that's cause i'm bad and need lots of healing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Maybe the Estus flask was too hopeful. You take a moment to commune with the fire that still burns in the dark despite everything, and it heals you. In Bloodborne the only way to heal is to hurt something else. Violence is the only path.
nudibranch93: I think it's less that the system is an issues than that there aren't enough areas where you can farm them... always having to come back to lvl 1 is the big drag
Milocw: they also heal a percentage of max life so they scale with your health as you raise it which is nice
Mister_Skittles: they can drop a lot of souls which you can farm into vials but yeah
Mister_Skittles: I still think viserals should get you a vial
Angnor33: I think that's definitely a problem. If you could replenish vials in all areas, great. But having to go back to the start to farm them is really needlessly repetitive.
Vinny_Fives: late game bloodborne involves a lot of buying vials because they're more important than stats
SimplyLeggy: If I were making this game, the way I would have done it with what I assumed was their intention intact would be for an rallying you do when your health is full to slowly fill up empty vials
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like they also wanted to push the use of the ability to get your health back by immediately dealing damage.
Milocw: nope just bullets on VS
Mister_Skittles: and healing on viseral
TehAmelie: somebody mentioned free vials would make vitality overpowered. so it's meant as a way to force aggressiveness on a character build level
Milocw: they do have the heal on VS which I do enjoy
accountmadeforants: Like, the basic descriptions of these mechanics (rally and vials) say "no need to stop moving/go back", and then they just added a few things on top that ruined them.
Angnor33: Rally is often much less useful on bosses, though.
Tom_Bruise: Just put in a side quest that makes the number of vials in storage infinite. Boom. Solved
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Rally is a great idea hamstrung by only letting you recover the damage of the latest attack, which is great when an enemy does a million 2-damage hits in a really short window
SimplyLeggy: The part that tilts me off the most about the blood vial system in BB is how the cost of vials scales with your game progress.... meaning it always feels absolutely miserable to have to buy them.
p3nguinkin: so... since you are made of bullets, why can you not just put the bullets into you to heal? /s
Mister_Skittles: the varies. its useful on stuff like ludwig
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Bloodborne is definitely intended to push very aggressive play
Angnor33: Wait, vial storage isn't infinite?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah rally doesn't work when there's just the one big enemy. Maybe they thought "oh they can just use vials for the boss and that'll be fiiiiine"
nudibranch93: Cam your fashion-souls is on point
Mister_Skittles: i think you should spawn with X vials that you get items that update. and the items top you up to 20. that might be a good fix/help
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: But I do kinda like the flavor of, unlike in Dark Souls where there's a core source of light, in Bloodborne you can only gain by inflicting pain on someone else.
SimplyLeggy: a call beyond is wildly inconsistent
Milocw: ya, they should have had fewer stagger mechanics to encourage the Rally game play
Khador1: I feel if the healing system was designed to promote aggression then they should have overhauled the "boss" scenario as when out an about aggressive fighting works but a majority of the bosses require patients and calculated risk vs reward which leads to issues like this
Mister_Skittles: its inconsistent when we use it
SimplyLeggy: well yeah, when an npc hunter uses a call beyond all of its shots track you perfectly and each one of them one-shots you
TWCblank: oh the half hp chalice? I hate it, and I'm sorry, Cameron.
Angnor33: YOu took a hit, partial healed, then pulld blood for bullets.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like a proper magic middle, doesn't miss
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *missile
Khador1: Maybe its worth taking the bullet rune off for this fight?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think we need to have a serious discussion with the Old Lords about keeping dogs off-leash.
Khador1: Oh sorry I thought it was a rune that was converting health to bullets, is that just something that happens?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's just an ability you have
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh now I'm getting Quelagg flashbacks
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: technically you're taking the infinite regular bullets you have and infusing some with your blood, which gives them the ability to hurt these dudes
Khador1: As a lore piece that pretty cool, is that because your an Ashen blood?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no, you have some beast blood/healing blood in you because you came to the city to get blood healing
nudibranch93: Oh good, we've done a Cam's head amount of damage
Khador1: So wait if you have beast blood in you what is Ashen blood?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's working
nudibranch93: What's our health stat at?
Khador1: Would hunters bone dodge save your from the charge attack?
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nudibranch93: Jeez, that dungeon is brutal
nudibranch93: yeah, that makes sense
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: getting mixed messages re: aggression here, game
storiers: sometime it kind of feels like they had a comprehensive design philosophy to make bloodborne different from dark souls but accidentally snuck in a few bosses that are dark souls bosses not bloodborne bosses
Laserbeaks_Fury: It wouldn't be nearly as bad if the price of vials didn't skyrocket as y ou played
Laserbeaks_Fury: Because they start fairly cheap
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: XD okay someone called this boss "the hotdog" and holy crap it is a hotdog. Overstuffed with HP.
Tom_Bruise: At least there's Sekiro now, which takes all that, throws it out the window, and finally made it a rhythm game
wildpeaks: greetings, good hunters
Mister_Skittles: what gets me, is this is like patchable... they did dlc for this game and didnt address it
wildpeaks: I see we're running the ol' farming route
nudibranch93: yeah, they could have just fixed the drops
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think there's a mob near Ludwig that drops 5 vials
MolaMolaphant: Oh yeah, this is not an easy franchise to recommend.
Snowcookies: I like the aesthetic, but I wouldn't play the games myself
SimplyLeggy: the second half of dark souls is honestly miserable in general
PharaohBender27: @Laserbeaks_Fury lrrCAMERON has a set farming regimen, as TXC2 would point out were they still here
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Dark Souls is a gaming masterpiece...up until you're done with Anor Londo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: recommending this game feels like recommending a triathlon to someone..."wanna suffer? have I got an innovative new way to do so!"
Mister_Skittles: and... and.. and... but its great
MolaMolaphant: What's this armor set? I don't think I recognize it?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's entirely probable that the FROM suols game design is just done and the environment has moved on
SimplyLeggy: great, heavily, heavily flawed games
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: DS1 is honestly a comfort game for me
Tom_Bruise: It's great, except for all of the times when it's the worst, and boy have I run out of fingers to count those times
nudibranch93: I mean, that is kind of the conceit, right? They're unabashedly rude games. You know that going in.
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can just roll a new character and sit back and take a day or two to play through it, and it just feels nice
MolaMolaphant: Most accessible soulsborne is probably DS3 (or Sekiro, which is tangentially related)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yharnam really shouldn't have so much civic infrastructure that depends on ladders
JaysonMaxwell: I absolutely adore the care that was put into the world and the lore and the story, it >feels< amazing and immersive. I just can't play the games XD
Mister_Skittles: wait a minute i wasnt ready. From soft: you didnt sy wait till you where ready
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: let's go boop the hotdog!
Mister_Skittles: the game play look of overcoming the odds in spite of death is interesting
JaysonMaxwell: Thanks for the whatever the heck HyperCrate is, @tecklin
Angnor33: I enjoyed my time with the first Dark Souls, but I hit Ornstein and Smaug, and that was a hard out for me. Part of me wishes I could have made it through, because there's so much more, but just not the games for me.
nudibranch93: Are we all-in on arcane in this build?
PadawanTK16: hey chat, hey cam, hows it going?
HalvariChan: Oh we're here... I ahte this one with a passion
Tom_Bruise: @PadawanTK16 we're in the half-health chalice dungeon, against this boss... so you know, okay?
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PadawanTK16: mmm, sounds fun
nudibranch93: Don't forget it also hits outside the animation
nudibranch93: Ugh
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the HyperCrown @cmdrud87
cmdrud87: yw
HalvariChan: This boss would be much easier had they remembered to also downscale fire damage, which they forgot and never fixed. The boss basically deals 100% NG+ levels of damage with you on 100%
HalvariChan: 50%
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: thunderstorm just started up in earnest - if my power goes out I really hope this jerkdog goes down
auxv: and BB's input delay is HUGE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm not sure the projectile throwing attack is the most efficient way to deal damage
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: awwwwww right on the carpet!
Tom_Bruise: It's okay, we can always get a new carpet
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's too bad it's a dog not a cat, cat barfing would give you a huge window of opportunity
storiers: gonna be honset a part of me is sad the fire puke animation doesn't have that pre-puke triple take cough pets do
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the inability to cancel out of the projectile throwing might be worth switching to darting in for quick attacks instead
Simriel: Yeah this is absolutely where I burned out of Chalice Dungeons
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man I wish he'd get his head stuck in the wall on a failed charge attack like that, like all respectable bosses would.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The fairest, super hard ass fight I've ever done was the final Valkyrie in God of War. That was damn near a masterpiece
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: simmer down there puppydog
EvilBadman: Laserbeaks_Fury That fight was awesome
Khador1: I thought the trigger for the charge was distance
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, does that loading screen tip say that they used to cure cancer by putting on special gloves and then just pulling it out of people's chests Temple of Doom-style??
Tom_Bruise: nah, sometimes this dog will just charge just to trample you as you stand underneath it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you dodged that!
robo__nixon: Camera plz
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: bullshit
PharaohBender27: Is the game audio sounded distorted to anyone else?
Khador1: Does it have tracking with the charge as the movement of it and the camera seem very strange
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @PharaohBender27 Twitch does that sometimes when it's trying to catch up
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise Yeah, but the *dramatic music* kind of takes the place of screaming in this fight
arcticdnd: Is steam having issues or is it just me?
Foxmar320: Hello again.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no steppy
oak0: can't even see his hp bar going down O_o
Madenako: ikr
PharaohBender27: But yeah, even that's better than constant screaming
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he's a swole doggo
Tom_Bruise: @PharaohBender27 emphasis on "very" there
TWCblank: I still hate blood stained beast more than the dog, but this is a contender.
PharaohBender27: @Tom_Bruise Fair :p
Foxmar320: Doggo made a mess
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: blood-starved beast had all that flapping skin waving around....that was unsettling to look at.
Khador1: The lack of screaming is kinda why I like the university and visitors area because very few screamers there
Simriel: Did... the dog just Fart Lava
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he also pukes lava
robo__nixon: Someone get the +1 Rolled Up Newspaper
DasBoop: PogChamp PogChamp
KasplatBlue: afternoon! just joined the stream
DasBoop: PogChamp
Simriel: So would a spray bottle be more or less effective against a lava dog
Zebunisher: @arcticdnd steam store and community(forums) are down
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think it depends on how big the spray bottle is
nudibranch93: unfair fight in unfair
KasplatBlue: Cam you don't have the Charred Hunter set?
oak0: braxTiny
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no, he's friends with Djura
goatprince: i believe in you cam. i believe you can kill this dog.
RuiFaleiro: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
DasBoop: oh I remember this shit was a pain
Snowcookies: Hi Matt
KasplatBlue: Djura doesn't give you that set
Malkaresh: No but to get it now we would have to kill beasts and Cam doesn't want to
KasplatBlue: ah fair enough
Tecklin: you've got this
KasplatBlue: i believe in you Cam
Mister_Skittles: Chat plz
Malkaresh: Sorted
Tom_Bruise: Just go kick this dog. Like forever
Milocw: the bone ash set has just as much fire resistance as the charred hunter set
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: whooooof
Milocw: and you own that one cam
Malkaresh: Oh yeah bone ash...
DasBoop: charred hunter set didn't work
PharaohBender27: To echo @Mister_Skittles : Chat, plz
Malkaresh: Cam you just do you
Mister_Skittles: ohhh we a wizard now
Matt_Cowdery: lookin' spooky
nudibranch93: Fun hat
Malkaresh: Probably still get one shot I fear
Milocw: there now everyone can be happy and we can still die in one hit or two hits cause were at half life
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it has the hat!!
MAPBoardgames: Good idea. The dog wont have any idea it's you since you are wearing a disguise.
Foxmar320: Camera plz
Mister_Skittles: Cam has half health in this dungeon. The armor doesnt matter
DasBoop: it won't just a bit
HalvariChan: It makes a tiny bit of difference since you have more fire resist, but the resist is still cut in half
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: at least we have a cool hat
Foxmar320: Yeah the half health is the real boss here
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: does he do an AoE when he gets up?
Tom_Bruise: Sometimes, the game is just a jerk, 'cuz it feels like it. There's only so much than can be done other than power through
Khador1: At least those charges let you dodge this time
Simriel: Wait are your resists cut in half in this dungeon as well?
Malkaresh: I've never gone this deep. Does this dungeon just straight cut your health in half?
Foxmar320: Yep Malkaresh
Orlantia: only 120%? a paltry sum
Malkaresh: Damn
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this dungeon halves your health and also halves all _physical_ damage, but NOT elemental. So the fire hits for 100%. It's not great.
DasBoop: lol
PharaohBender27: It's not funny, @DasBoop
HalvariChan: @Simriel HP, Stamina, Damage dealt, damage received, and resistances are all cut in half. Except fire damage received. It's still 100%
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: from what I can gather from The Internet Cameron is far from the only person ready to smash a monitor over this bullshit.
DasBoop: it's funny to me
Mister_Skittles: do we wanna come back to this?
SK__Ren: Gesture control?
Khador1: Okay so is there anything else that can be done to prep for this or is it purely the strat now?
nudibranch93: that was weird...
Malkaresh: Bloody Hell. That is miserable.
DasBoop: he's got it just has to memorize moves
Mister_Skittles: the touch pad emotes and moving the controller emotes...
Orlantia: cool game
DasBoop: oof
Simriel: you can kinda tell they didn't test the chalice dungeons much in some places
Malkaresh: I was calling Miyazaki a masochist earlier, but still. Damn.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like we gotta stay away from the wall like that. I feel like we're getting into a situation where we don't have room to dodge that horrible charge.
HalvariChan: This boss is just miserable. Very few things you could do different, really, except maybe be around BL200-250
DasBoop: what's his build anyways
Foxmar320: This is one of the hardest fights in the game chat so just be cool chat.
Tom_Bruise: I don't think any of us have anything meaningful to add. Just. Keep. Trying. I. Guess.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this boss is apparently just famously Awful
AshrafJace: Bloodborne 2 is out??????
Foxmar320: No
DasBoop: yeah just has keep trying
Mister_Skittles: @AshrafJace what?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh ew he puked and then he rolled around in it. doggo why.
EvilBadman: @AshrafJace This is a chalice dungeon
JaysonMaxwell: So I've only been watching on and off between work - what is this boss gatekeeping? Or is it just a progress millstone?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this boss is standing in the way of working towards a really good rune, Jayson
Foxmar320: JaysonMaxwell blocking progress to deep dungeons and the final boss of the dungeons.
Foxmar320: And the rune yeah
JaysonMaxwell: Thanks GCU and Foxmar ~ it seems like an awful lot, but if it's a penultimate fight I get it.
nudibranch93: Take break from dog?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Jayson it has a lot to do with how this specific dungeon works. The modifiers make this guy way, WAY harder than he is in other dungeons.
Orlantia: huh... well that's bull
DasBoop: you got it
DasBoop: just takes patience
Foxmar320: I found this boss harder than the main final boss.
Malkaresh: @Foxmar320 I believe it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it kinda seems like they didn't test out all the interactions between different bosses and different chalice modifiers
Foxmar320: Having half HP is a big deal here
Mister_Skittles: more dlc maybe?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good rally
DasBoop: ye takes good amount learning
Tom_Bruise: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou implying this isn't operating as intended, which... shit it might, it might not, you never know
Foxmar320: Great doges so far
PadawanTK16: @Mister_Skittles I'm pretty sure this is blocking more DLC
Mister_Skittles: @PadawanTK16 nope, he killed ludwig, this is chalace
Khador1: I really don't like how it seems to be able to make an independent attack with each leg
Foxmar320: Thats fair
Mister_Skittles: I can understand that entirely
Simriel: This is also where I peaced out of Chalices, I love the concept but that dog SUCKS
Mister_Skittles: they are a very interesting concept. but i have only found them fun with friends
Malkaresh: I only made it as far as getting the Bone Ash set, and then said lrrEFF this.
Khador1: That is okay, Cam if they are distressing you and your time is limited
Orlantia: what was the point of the chalice dungeons in the story?
RoseShark: yeah this boss seems really unfair.
EvilBadman: @PadawanTK16 It's not blocking DLC
Foxmar320: After we farm our blood where were we heading next? Wet nurse?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: alright chat poll: heat pizza in oven or in microwave? You are disqualified if you vote "eat it cold."
Snowcookies: Orlantia: it's new game plus so nothing much
Mister_Skittles: you haven't wasted it. #content baby
goatprince: it's not wasted time if you learned from it. for example, you learned that the chalice dungeons aren't great
Orlantia: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou how much time do you have?
Simriel: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Depends on the pizza
Snowcookies: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oven
niccus: is it the kind of pizza that can fit as a pan-fry?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's a couple slices of a big pizza
SK__Ren: @GCU stick it outside in the sun. It's hot here
PadawanTK16: @EvilBadman I didn't know, my only expirence with this game is watching cam play
Tom_Bruise: We saw Florida Man punch a giant dog with a wheel. We've got our time's worth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's probably hot enough here to do that too
SK__Ren: That autocomplete failed
Simriel: Oven for like 5-10 minutes
EvilBadman: @PadawanTK16 No worries. This is all truly optional.
Mister_Skittles: yeah i missed Florida man apparently
EvilBadman: You've gotten a decent amount of levels out of all this that you can probably roll though the remaining content, Cam.
Khador1: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou know its not an option but actually found that heating a rock in the oven and then letting the pizza cook on top gets a real crisp base
Orlantia: oven while it gets to temperature @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou
PharaohBender27: ^
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: huh
RoseShark: that other hat looked like it would just get in the way.
PadawanTK16: @EvilBadman I just assumed that you fought ludwig and that's it, and chalice and main story were the only things left
Tom_Bruise: @Mister_Skittles an NPC summon, dude had no shirt, no pants, just a cone on his head, with a giant wheel in one hand, and a giant cannon in the other. It was gloriously stupid
EvilBadman: @PadawanTK16 Main story there's one area left and 1-3 bosses. DLC (post-ludwig) there's two bosses and two..maybe three large areas
PadawanTK16: @EvilBadman the more you know
Simriel: @EvilBadman 3 bosses in the DLC
Simriel: technically 4 but one is optional
Orlantia: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou you put it in the oven while it "preheats" to ~450F then the pizza is ready
EvilBadman: right I forgot the one right before/after maria?
Simriel: After year
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ready to chow down on that good NY pizza from actual NYC, the only good thing about driving all the way there and all the way back in the same day
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: then I have to go back to butchering bamboo, ugh
Orlantia: good luck with the rest of the game Cameron. farming sucks.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the county will only pick it up if you cut all the branches and then chop it into six foot segments
EvilBadman: no one would fault you, tbh
Orlantia: you probably could
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is up to you
Tom_Bruise: I would suggest fighting Maria first, she's hype
Foxmar320: That would be fine. Those are great fights.
Mister_Skittles: you definately could, but uou would be missing out on DLC goodness
Khador1: Is that the only bit of the game left to do?
Simriel: Like, I think the DLC is pretty great overall, but yeah finishing the game is legit
JaymicUnyielding: The DLC is still cool, but I'd understand if you just want to fight Nurse, Gehrman, and Moon Presence
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: TBH cutting up the bamboo isn't hard. Doing it in the current 99.99% humidity is hard.
Orlantia: I've never seen the end of the game, always gave up before it due to frustration
Foxmar320: I would just go to the end Cam.
Foxmar320: Its a great fight
nudibranch93: Are we fully against summoning help to get the rune?
EvilBadman: I forget if the game immediately ushers you into NG+ after beating final or if it warns you
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's the deal with time? you have to finish by the end of the week?
DasBoop: did he beat him I left for like 5 mins
Simriel: Yeah I get that feeling, I think the DLC is worth it, but might be worth maybe coming back to it on your own time or the like.
Mister_Skittles: tbh, you can still do the DLC after mergos wet nurse.
DasBoop: I always like doing my first run alone
JaymicUnyielding: There are more fun fights like Ludwig in the DLC, but you could always just see how it feels and leave if you're not enjoying it.
Foxmar320: Yeah you can always come back some other time to do DLC and other things.
Foxmar320: Sounds good
TehAmelie: i read that as Morgo's Left. sounded like a strange location name
DasBoop: damn I just came back lol
darkspiredragon: How long is Cam streaming today?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay chat, opinions: should I buy the Secret Lair: oozes drop for my ooze tribal commander deck
Simriel: I mean I think you answered your own question#
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the art isn't exactly my style, but it is funny, but it's also $30
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm torn
PadawanTK16: You have the regular versions of all those cards?
Simriel: I mean I reckon at a table the cards will get many oo(ze)h
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Dumpster Scooze really amuses me
PadawanTK16: Do you like the art?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the art's not my style, but it's also pretty funny
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe I'll pass on the drop and just trade for one or two? but they'll probably end up being as expensive as the drop itself in the secondary market.
PadawanTK16: IF you like the art, then get it, if you don't like the art, don't get it
Simriel: Honestly I would get it
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:46 from now).
Simriel: I got BIRBs, and no nregrets
Simriel: I also got International Womens Day which inspired me to make a new deck
Foxmar320: Welcome back Cam
Foxmar320: Up, always up
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I sprang for the Godzilla lands, which also came with a stained-glass Nissa, so that was cool
GapFiller: Welcome back Cam
Foxmar320: Boss is on the roof
PharaohBender27: That a baby I hear?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is a baby
Khador1: oh where are we?
EvilBadman: Mergo's loft
darkspiredragon: Someone let the baby out of its cage again...
EvilBadman: last major main game area
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you may have noticed some subtle themes of pregnancy/miscarriage/infanticide in this game :3
BrindleBoar: for all your rage, you are still just a hunter in a cage
willERROR343: its the Boss Baby
Foxmar320: I loved exploring and finding secrets in this game
PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Yeah
Foxmar320: Gross
Khador1: Do they ever explain what the bell ringer is?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: either at 40 insight or once the veil is dispelled you can randomly hear a baby crying
Foxmar320: Oh THIS part
Khador1: Oh you can become one of these
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: isn't that a wall in Ravnica Allegiance
robo__nixon: oh god these a holes
Foxmar320: All the frenzy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm pretty sure it is
Tom_Bruise: oh right. Get the sedagives out
SimplyLeggy: I think the bell ringers are pthumerians? But I don't think we know much more about the,
Mister_Skittles: oh this bridge
AtomicAlchemical: Thanks for the HyperParkour @tecklin
Foxmar320: Yeah frenzy bridge
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why does frenzy have to be like that
PharaohBender27: That's . . . a lot of unblinking eyes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the ancient Pthumerians and the secret of cover walls
Foxmar320: We heard players like having all their health just go away
Mister_Skittles: thanks i hate it
TehAmelie: i think they're Face Stealer babies
SimplyLeggy: frenzy is definitely one of the most obnoxious status effects them have come up with in these games
Manae: Spider monk, spider monk...
RoseShark: not a fan of these things.
EvilBadman: Foxmar320 we also heard you want a ridiculous debuff to cause it
nudibranch93: friends of Patches?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so fun fact I was on the D2 Moon yesterday and there is definitely a secret rock that looks like a skull from a certain angle and I definitely found it in the worst possible way
AtomicAlchemical: I had to step away for a bit. Is Cam still working through the chalice dungeons?
AtomicAlchemical: Okay, that's a nope
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nah we've left the chalice dungeon for the moment
Mister_Skittles: good bye brian
PharaohBender27: @AtomicAlchemical I believe we decided to take a different path for now
EvilBadman: Mother Brain
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ew!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well there's your problem
Invitare: wat
Tom_Bruise: oh right. That blob
Simriel: Oh yeah! Go find that brain
Foxmar320: Dropped the brain causing most of the frenzy here
Mister_Skittles: dont worry about it
Simriel: Go talk to the brain
EvilBadman: It was what caused fenzy outside when you walked up
niccus: clog cleared!
robo__nixon: Nothing but net
Foxmar320: Now you can go kill it
JaysonMaxwell: Weird Lever :D
nudibranch93: tasty
SK__Ren: That was the Frenzy Eye of Suaron thing
Simriel: Also that was the Frenzy Lighthouse
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: now the castle doesn't murder you!
auxv: does he have the "make contact"
Mister_Skittles: yus
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
auxv: not now for later
Mister_Skittles: thats for later
Invitare: L
Foxmar320: Make Contact
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: gesture with the entire controller
Simriel: They wear a twister version of the dolls outfit btw
Foxmar320: Same
EvilBadman: you can also just open that menu and hit X to emote
Simriel: twisted*
nudibranch93: I kinda like their singing though
SimplyLeggy: winters lanterns, by extension of frenzy being awful, are definitely one of the most obnoxious enemies they have come up with
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: eh, what does "supposed to be" really mean anyway
Foxmar320: You went on a side path to drop the brain. Now you need to find where it landed.
AtomicAlchemical: Skull fungus stalks are quite the design statement. They really tie the room together.
auxv: youre going the right way
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think we can do downstairs and stab that brain where it fell down
cyplix8: It's weird seeing those spiders with low insight.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *go downstairs
Mister_Skittles: this is a different bridge
TehAmelie: frenzy. . .at least it's not straight up instant death with a persistent super debuff like some status effects i know
cyplix8: They have human heads with high insight.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ew
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks I hate it
Simriel: No it's different spiders who have human heads, Cam met those
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I think they look like Patches with a stupid bowl cut
Khador1: That would be messed up if the insight lets you realize that in your dream you have just been hunting random people that you are seeing as spiders
EvilBadman: cyplix8 the ones in the mid area did have human heads
Mister_Skittles: this is micalashes arena
nudibranch93: Oh it's the maze place
Invitare: kos or some say kosm
cyplix8: @EvilBadman I'm probably remembering wrong them.
BlandSpice: Oh yeah this spot is weird
BlandSpice: Yeah you can drop in that tower bit
BlandSpice: It's rough
Foxmar320: Thats where the brain fell
Khador1: We must have insight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's fiiiiine we can land on the brain
Simriel: Yeah go say hi to the eyeballs
nudibranch93: cool
Papperslappen: Is there a strategy to when to use insight?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh weapon upgrade
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: eyeballs! eyeballs everywhere! NO THANK YOU
Simriel: heh, Hiballs
BlandSpice: That second drop is deadly I think?
Foxmar320: Yeah lets not
TehAmelie: i love the spell in DS that removes fall damage, except that it takes up a spell slot
Mister_Skittles: that one is a no
EvilBadman: second drop is brain I thought
Invitare: the walls have eyes
Tom_Bruise: if memory servers, there's an elevator that goes straight down that hole
Tom_Bruise: couldn't tell you anything about it
Papperslappen: Counterpoint, the eyes have walls
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cameron is this what streaming feels like? All those eyes?
AtomicAlchemical: This place could really use some grout cleaner for the eyeball infestation
RoseShark: jumping down a hole you can't see the bottom of might be a bad idea.
BlandSpice: No I think that was all you do on the upper bridge? Drop the brain and get the blood rock
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah this is where that hunter is after the spiders
nudibranch93: nope, there's a thing to do in there I believe
auxv: a new elevator is active
GrizzmastahFlex: you did get a blood rock out of it, tho
Laserbeaks_Fury: But you opened the door at mikolash
Invitare: does the brain land in ebrietas' from t...?
EvilBadman: there's an elevator in the room with the holes
Mister_Skittles: you got the blood rock. the only one in the main game
nudibranch93: this room
EvilBadman: This room, the lower level
Mister_Skittles: be careful, the fall will kill you
robo__nixon: big ones are hostile
nudibranch93: woah!
nudibranch93: ok friend
Foxmar320: LOL
Tom_Bruise: that could've gone SO wrong
Simriel: Game got VERY confused there
storiers: sir please wait for the next one
Papperslappen: elevatorfriend
auxv: yes
Mister_Skittles: do you have your touch
robo__nixon: ummm
TehAmelie: this elevator is not large enough for two! six feet!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: convention elevator time
EvilBadman: this for 30 seconds, not a joke
auxv: you can walk
nudibranch93: yes
Simriel: Can you hear the heartbeat?
Foxmar320: Yeah there is a floor
thegrandpigeon: __0//
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we doing semaphore...?
BlandSpice: You might need to walk up to something first though?
Matt_Cowdery: you gotta walk forward a bit, I believe
Mister_Skittles: yes there is a floor, touch is useful
Laserbeaks_Fury: You will....know where you need to be when you see it
DoodlestheGreat: It is now 12:45, Bulova watch time...
TehAmelie: it's fun to stay at the YMCL
nudibranch93: use your torch?
CAKHost: You have to do that in front of something
Matt_Cowdery: lil more forward, you'll know when to stop
urkleturtle: you're gonna see where you have to be once you get there
Matt_Cowdery: yeh
BlandSpice: Wow that is hard to see through stream darkness
Foxmar320: Oh hello
PharaohBender27: O_o
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: NO THANK YOU
thegrandpigeon: hello turkey bacon
CAKHost: That's the something
Tom_Bruise: "Yo, waddup"
Foxmar320: We found the Something
nudibranch93: hey buuuuuddy
willERROR343: holy fuck thats terrifying
nudibranch93: nooo it's cute
robo__nixon: big fella
Mister_Skittles: this is so creepy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "hey buddy look what I can do with my arms"
urkleturtle: and yeah, now do it until your hunter switches arms
RoseShark: those are some big eyes
Invitare: press L to pay respects
AtomicAlchemical: Its looking at you, Ray
PharaohBender27: @thegrandpigeon The hell kind of turkey bacon you been eating!?
thegrandpigeon: postcard from ctooloo incoming?
auxv: "line you brain with eyes"
robo__nixon: Well. . . I'll finish this food later now
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: why am I getting flashbacks to that scene in Independence Day with the helicopter flying around the ship trying to talk to it
Simriel: The low heartbeat in this almost soundless void is amazing
Foxmar320: Fancy
Tom_Bruise: tadaah! Now stab it forever
Snowcookies: I tried that pose irl and it's doing nothing
DoodlestheGreat: "HEY YOU! Is the rest room upstairs or to the left?"
RoseShark: thanks for the moon, eye brain.
Simriel: That btw, is likely the remains of all the members of the School of Mensis
EvilBadman: you good. end it
BlandSpice: I think that's it?
thegrandpigeon: sometime seldritch horrors need directions on how to approach the runway too
HalvariChan: Death to the Great Ones!
Simriel: Put it out of it's misery
BlandSpice: I don't remember, but I don't think it fights back?
Foxmar320: Gross
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god it jiggles when you hit it. That's amazingly gross.
HalvariChan: It doesn't fight back
nudibranch93: aw, poor baby
TehAmelie: just mildly bothered
PharaohBender27: I guess it's just ready to die?
urkleturtle: look at all the gross hairy bits
RaklarLS: mowing the lawn
RoseShark: this is kind of sad actually.
Foxmar320: Thats great that is looks at us lol
Simriel: I think it wants to die
Cynderstone: Is this the thing where you do the pose to get the one item?
Tom_Bruise: well, it won't be looking for much longer
EvilBadman: prob easiest to bone home outta here
thegrandpigeon: cameron you monster
Foxmar320: Please drop 1 blood echo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it gave you a present and isn't fighting back even though you dropped it down a tower. I think it's ready to die.
Khador1: Man it really needs a voice line like "Finish what we started" or something like that
nudibranch93: sploot
auxv: yay
BrindleBoar: Bed of Chaos 2: Eyeball Boogaloo
Tom_Bruise: Cool. You got a string. Now to find a cat to go play string with
Mister_Skittles: plz dont fall off the void into the void on the way back to the lift
Cynderstone: lrrSPOOP
Simriel: You destroyed a sad, horrifying thing that should not be
AtomicAlchemical: It's looking at us the way a child looks at a wasp attempting to lay eggs in their eyes
PharaohBender27: @BrindleBoar BOOO
Simriel: Oh yeah, have we been back to the Oeden Church lately?
BlandSpice: Moon rune
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so what did it give us? "Moon"?
Mister_Skittles: the blood rock gets you to +10
TehAmelie: that was at least 8 times more rad than the Four Kings fight
Laserbeaks_Fury: The string is a chalice item, the rock is a weapon upgrade
thegrandpigeon: this game is clearly the opposite of vegan
BlandSpice: And a string, which is a chalice component I think?
auxv: good gems, a rune and a ROCK
RaklarLS: it looked like a giant squid that got exposed to too many teratogens during development D:
Foxmar320: We got a bunch of secret stuff so good trip to the nightmare
Gekyouryuu: you passed it in the second category
BlandSpice: It was in materials, living string
nudibranch93: um
RaklarLS: huh.
thegrandpigeon: save and reload?
DoctorAddams: uptime!
Invitare: invasion...?
Foxmar320: Game?
Tom_Bruise: hwat
RoseShark: :/
Mister_Skittles: ummmm...
Ferisar: hm, not invasion
Ferisar: can't quit during one
DoctorAddams: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:34:33.
urkleturtle: invasions only happen when a bellringer is around
Tom_Bruise: wait, who's still playing this PvP?
Simriel: That sometimes happens when an invasion fails due to networking
thegrandpigeon: guilt from killing eldritch howor made you unable to use bonfire?
Ferisar: people who watch streams and feel like griefing @Tom_Bruise
Tom_Bruise: and doesn't this game have a designated PvP-zone?!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I thought you had to opt in to PvP in this
Simriel: Yeah might be worth visiting the church again Cam
thegrandpigeon: PvP with blood vials seems miserable
Foxmar320: There are areas where PVP is just always an option
BlandSpice: Yeah I thought PvP only worked if you were using bell summons?
SolarGunner: some areas force it on you unless you're offline
Tom_Bruise: Just spend this on Vials
BlandSpice: Or if the sinister bell was active
Laserbeaks_Fury: which church?
Foxmar320: The nightmare always has PVP on
PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 Well that's a hot load of nonsense
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's the Moon rune do?
Foxmar320: PharaohBender27 unless your offline or kill the bell ringing woman
niccus: that does sound like a nightmare
BlandSpice: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou silver serpent ring (more echoes
Milocw: go up elevator
Milocw: mid way jump off
Simriel: Oh did you already find Arriana?
PharaohBender27: @niccus The real nightmare is other players! Kappa
Simriel: I must have missed that
Tom_Bruise: RIP in peace Arianna, and your horrible slugbaby. Thanks for the shoes
Invitare: this is a bit late in the game for an echo booster
EvilBadman: @Invitare It's the 30% one, there was a 20% earlier
Milocw: oh sorry, thought we missed the caryll rune for carrying extra bullets
Ferisar: speaking of pvp
Mister_Skittles: oh dog crows. you got the worse end of that deal
Foxmar320 shakes fist at bell-ringing woman
auxv: but they easy now
nudibranch93: they do sometimes
thegrandpigeon: has the DLC already been finished?
Simriel: Yeah it's thepoint in the videogame where bosses become regular enemies
Foxmar320: Make it rain does not mean fire
nudibranch93: oh you mean the visceral, jk
Malkaresh: Oh man look at that healthy red bar!
TehAmelie: such parries
Mister_Skittles: Yeah, Cam could handle Lady Maria
Foxmar320: Big Pig
niccus: well yeah, but you *want* to get visceraled at least once, there
Mister_Skittles: this one is not like the others
Tom_Bruise: Avert your eyes, kiddies
darkspiredragon: That is a horrible thing to call a baby Cameron Kappa
nuubmaster: wow right in the sack
TehAmelie: hey, its butthole is right there like a red weak spot
Simriel: What was inside that Pig Cam
thegrandpigeon: and that kids, is how bacon is made
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, we're almost to Pigs vs. Ninjas! Best farming spot in the game.
Foxmar320: Glad Im not eating right now
Mister_Skittles: the pig isnt keen on it eithe
willERROR343: he was getting a colonoscopy
Khador1: don't each pig in the game eat an npc or at least named lore person
TehAmelie: pigs with too many eyes
Malkaresh: God the squealing
BlandSpice: @Khador1 There's a particular pig that does that for a questline, yeah
Foxmar320: I suddenly don't even want ham again
thegrandpigeon: theres probably an eldricth moon card for these guys
TehAmelie: how great is Lovecraft Country by the way
Luminaire_p: My, what pig eyes they have
Tom_Bruise: oh good, I can hear myself think again
Cynderstone: Farming souls are we?
SerGarretCameron: so you have enough blood to level now.
SimplyLeggy: pretty solidly one of those enemies that are never a problem until you see two of them at once
ChaoticFool: Wonder what they taste like?
thegrandpigeon: Eyeish?
Ferisar: not a lot of people playing online i imagine
Ferisar: but maybe
thedabblingmage: Those were end-raze runners right?
HalvariChan: I see we've hit the best farming spot in the game. 1 hours of pure grinding here with triple moon rune and you can hit up to 1 000 000+ echoes
Mister_Skittles: your offline arent you
Invitare: they taste of forbidden knowledge
robo__nixon: Mmmm, Cthulian Bacon
Milocw: "what if the bell ringers summoned pigs", that sounds like a cure for world hunger
thegrandpigeon: eyeball backed bacon
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, there are the ninjas. So yeah, you can lead the pigs to the Shadows of Yarnham and vice versa, and they'll just fight each other every time.
Mister_Skittles: call from beyond killed a thing?!?!?!?
thedabblingmage: Poor sultai emmisary.
TehAmelie: the Indiana Jones, so satisfying
Mister_Skittles: maybe he would like some pocket slugs
Tom_Bruise: well, Indy did get the guy in one...
Foxmar320: Almost to the top
SolarGunner: nah she's cool
SimplyLeggy: sup yarnham
Tom_Bruise: these silver bullets might just be wet paper
Mister_Skittles: oh no, she got Jam all down her dress
Foxmar320: Hello Yarnham Queen
Simriel: You met her before
PharaohBender27: Oh Jesus
Invitare: that's the final boss of the chalices
JaymicUnyielding: Is that Queen Yarnham?
willERROR343: ah so subtle
Malkaresh: Metaphor? No it's been this all along
Tom_Bruise: oh that's just Susan, don't mind her. She doesn't talk much since the accident
goatprince: it's that lady
RoseShark: as subtle as a sledgehammer.
Mister_Skittles: Its Mergo's mom
SimplyLeggy: that is indeed queen yarnham
Simriel: "accident"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's Yharnam
Malkaresh: Shortcut down the stairs
TehAmelie: the ghost of someone who died of shame after spilling jam on her wedding dress
nudibranch93: OTHER WAY
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, the final boss of the chalice dungeons
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "every Great One loses their child and seeks a replacement"
Foxmar320: That is Yharnam Pthumerian queen
Kazman20a: you knowledge to see what she is looking at?
PharaohBender27: Don't "go left" us, @nudibranch93
Mister_Skittles: she is alos the secret boss in the last dungeon yes
thegrandpigeon: the real question is,are we in the Mergo Helmsmasher timeline or the Mergo Bellringer timeline
nudibranch93: Sorry, just v frustrating doing that one wrong
Foxmar320: Last shortcut here I believe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, can we see what she's looking at with higher insight?
SolarGunner: This woman and her bells
Ferisar: baby is mergone i'm afraid
BlandSpice: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I don't think you can?
Malkaresh: At this point probably won't have much trouble with the Wet Nurse.
Mister_Skittles: who split red wine down your dress?
JaymicUnyielding: @thegrandpigeon I appreciate that reference.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: uHM
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no thanks!
Foxmar320: Normal hallway
auxv: i like this fight, some don't.
thegrandpigeon: @JaymicUnyielding i slightly goofed since the second one is actually Bellstriker
Foxmar320: Good call
EvilBadman: Someone has left a baby here!
HalvariChan: Getting levels is never a bad idea
Papperslappen: This is where I store my head cage skeletons
TehAmelie: i submit to buy vials and bullets for all of it
Malkaresh: Yeah didn't think this boss was too bad at all.
SimplyLeggy: I think the wet nurse fight is probably one of my favorite fights in this game
SK__Ren: I managed to do this fight and skip the darkness pahse
SK__Ren: Dunno how
MolaMolaphant: Sometimes the soulsborne wikis are incredibly detailed. Other times... "The whole castle is named after two specific beings: Mergo and Mergo's Wet Nurse. This is interesting on many levels." Full stop. That's the end of the article.
thegrandpigeon: this boss fight is like a living metal album cover
BlandSpice: @MolaMolaphant Sounds like Fextralife
BlandSpice: They spend most of their time one mechanics, except for when they don't
EvilBadman: Did cam spend the blood rock to upgrade womsething to +10
EvilBadman: something.
BlandSpice: Not yet Evil
EvilBadman: Great job, fingers.
TehAmelie: blood rock? how metal can the game go
Invitare: this game is full of babies!
MolaMolaphant: @BlandSpice the fandom-wiki, actually. Which typically has exactly the same information, if formatted slightly differently
BlandSpice: @MolaMolaphant yeah the only difference I've noticed with that one is that the it's not in dark mode
Foxmar320: Welcome back
Tom_Bruise: Do it.
Mister_Skittles: if your ending the game. you need to chomp the cords too
Ferisar: i'm sure he's fine
Simriel: Cam have you equipped the Amygdala Arm yet?
Foxmar320: Yeah eating some cords is a good idea
BlandSpice: You can fight this boss without ending the game, but might as well do that now
Foxmar320: Those are words I will never say again
Tom_Bruise: chomping the chords is only going to do something if we tell Gerhman No, Don't put me back in the Matrix
thegrandpigeon: what do the chords do?
robo__nixon: Yum
EvilBadman: Beating this boss is the equivalent of opening the Kiln of First Flame. You can end the game shortly thereafter OR do other stuff
Matt_Cowdery: It sends you to new game pluis if you beat him though, so make sure its the last thing ya wanna do
Mister_Skittles: gotta get those eyes on the inside
nudibranch93: ew oh no
Laserbeaks_Fury: all you need to be a rock star is 3 chords
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV foxmarNOV foxmarNOV
Ferisar: yeah, and then double elevator up
MolaMolaphant: just gotta placent the baby. ER, PLACATE.
BlandSpice: Base has the elevator that takes you to the top
JaymicUnyielding: Are we finishing this tonight?
Ferisar: err, one elevator up
Ferisar: wait no
Simriel: I legit forgot our character was female
Ferisar: right the cage elevator at the bottom
Foxmar320: Other elevator I think
PharaohBender27: @JaymicUnyielding No, Thursday
thegrandpigeon: i bet the rate of elevator related fatal accidents in the soulsborne universe is higher than any other form of noncombat death
MolaMolaphant: take the tiny cage up first
BlandSpice: There's a cage elevator outside near the lantern
Foxmar320: This place has a lot of elevators
Ferisar: yeah
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes
EvilBadman: Yes
Mister_Skittles: yes
BlandSpice: Yeah you can explore without being frenzied now
JaymicUnyielding: @PharaohBender27 right, but it seems like we're awful close now. unless he does decide to finish the DLC
Foxmar320: Frenzy lighthouse
Simriel: Yeah the brain was asking for Halp
MolaMolaphant: Yes, "great"
Simriel: And that was driving you mad, thus frenzy
BlandSpice: Yes use the second cage elevator I think?
Mister_Skittles: yes there
BlandSpice: It's three elevators to the top
Laserbeaks_Fury: send the car back down?
MolaMolaphant: And consider sending them back down as you go, to make the runback kinder
BlandSpice: I'd say you might want to send back down in case, but those doors can catch you off
nudibranch93: I think either
EvilBadman: It does take molt bolt dmg, but you do you fam
EvilBadman: more*
Malkaresh: At your level Don't think it matters
thegrandpigeon: style points says use what looks coolest
Ferisar: i think wetnurse is kin? but yeah it doesn't matter
Mister_Skittles: tbh this boss is weak to being hit
Foxmar320: Being hit is a strong weakness I feel
nudibranch93: this one's fun, but also bs, but mostly fun
BlandSpice: I remember this boss being really cool visually but not particularly hard to fight
Laserbeaks_Fury: So much wine
Foxmar320: A bit late on the rescue but im sure its fine
auxv: good cheek bones
SimplyLeggy: yeah, "rescue"
Ferisar: i wasn't here earlier, is DLC no go anymore?
Simriel: Jesus has no power in this place....
Tom_Bruise: Yea, Susan has seen better days. Best to just leave her be.
Mister_Skittles: her tindr date didnt go wwell
goatprince: this boss has 2 endings, depending on an item you have.
PharaohBender27: So much katesNope in the visual storytelling here
EvilBadman: @Ferisar Unknown. Cam can beat this boss and still do the dlc stuff
Tom_Bruise: She's have one of her quiet days today, better let that go on
PadawanTK16: @Laserbeaks_Fury that party must have been crazy
thegrandpigeon: @Mister_Skittles actually the problem was the tindr date went a little too well
nudibranch93: You! you!
HalvariChan: Nightmare Tiem!
Ferisar: @EvilBadman gotcha
Despoiler98: where did it pull those from????
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh uh excuse me I didn't know the babysitter
Foxmar320: Such a cool design
RoseShark: No Face?
Mister_Skittles: @thegrandpigeon i mean how well can it have gotten, she got Jam and red win alll over her white dress
Laserbeaks_Fury: This Mary Poppins reboot got daaaark
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey it's the bird with a job!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I gotta say when I'm looking for a babysitter I don't generally go for a whirling knife tornado
SimplyLeggy: wet nurse is rad
PadawanTK16: the music is great
Simriel: Oh it gets wilder
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Malkaresh: Looking at it now, I actually really dig this fight
thegrandpigeon: this reminds me of the evil death angel in the adventures of baron munchausen
Mister_Skittles: the wet nurse is a sweet design
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, is this the same song Gascoine's box plays?
RoseShark: having blade hands seems like a bad choice for holding baby.
robo__nixon: This boss is definitely set to Blend
RobotInProgress: Thanks for the HyperHaste @pipesmokingowl
Simriel: But yes this has a Fromsoft boss aesthetic where you are just like "Yup, that's weird and interesting"
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of the snake women quad-wielding serrated swords who you really, really don't want to get off a combo. except that one has 50% more swords and is giant
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so...about the "wet nurse" part of this name.....
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Despoiler98: ouchi
SimplyLeggy: nothin' personnel kid
Foxmar320: This boss slice and dices. I wonder if it can make good fries?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah I don't actually think a bird would be a *good* wet nurse, but points for trying, right?
PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 katesLol
Uzumaki15: This music is alittle unsettling
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: don't worry, all the knives are just for cutting vegetables into homemade baby food!
robo__nixon: @Foxmar320 Mashed by the end
EvilBadman: A fair boss fight feels almost like cheating, eh?
TehAmelie: you made that shot out of your own blood!
Laserbeaks_Fury: We said we needed a nurse to help with SCUKLING not SICKLING
Mister_Skittles: phase 2 boys
JaysonMaxwell: Thanks for the HyperSlam @pipesmokingowl
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonGuild
Mister_Skittles: phase 2.... any time now...
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Laserbeaks_Fury A+
Ferisar: p2 bugged out earlier i think
Snowcookies: Who would want this person to be their wet nurse?
Matt_Cowdery: Kinda wierd she didn't use her main ability the whole time...
EvilBadman: While you were busy eating umbilical cords, this...thing was studying the blade
BlandSpice: Yeah p2 should have started
Ferisar: ah there it is
thegrandpigeon: hello darkness my old friend
PipeSmokingOwl: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay at least it did it once
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oH JEEZ
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Snowcookies: they look dangerous to have a baby around
Foxmar320: When one blade is not enough I present Mergo's Wet Nurse
Angnor33: ASk and ye shall receive
RoseShark: ask and you shall receive.
iris_of_ether: I was studying the *blood*
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: too many knives! too many knives!!
niccus: knife dimension
thegrandpigeon: hugs! so many hugs!
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared so close
robo__nixon: Why Cam lol
JaymicUnyielding: Be careful what you wish for, Cam.
Tom_Bruise: "Well, since you asked for it"
Mister_Skittles: phase 2 everyone
Foxmar320: You asked Cam and here is the second phase
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: portal to the sword dimension
Simriel: That was wonderful timing btw
Malkaresh: :D Just power through the illusions. "Ma'am I've been in the Chalice Dungeons."
Ferisar: fortunately you can just outlast it
auxv: whoa
LordChrusher: cheer100 Hey Cam
Ferisar: there ya go
Ferisar: first try
Simriel: "Aren't you meant to have another pha..." Phase begins
Despoiler98: gotem!
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrHORN
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "anyways back to what I was saying before"
WiltLeafWanderer: This boss is rad
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
Foxmar320: Nice
SimplyLeggy: wrekt
thegrandpigeon: this boss would make more sense if the second phase didn't stop
Angnor33: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
rkk667: nice one
AtomicAlchemical: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Um
Mister_Skittles: congratulations. you killed a baby
MolaMolaphant: Look what you did!
Angnor33: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: did the baby just melt
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: goodbye baby
Papperslappen: Nurse this
goatprince: (you can play the music box here.)
rkk667: baby slained
robo__nixon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
Tom_Bruise: Can we get some Fs to pay respect? F
nuubmaster: wet nurse can like... get it
darkspiredragon: f
Ferisar: sorry mergo
JaymicUnyielding: "And silence its harrowing cry"
thegrandpigeon: but was the nightmare the wet nurse or the baby?
EvilBadman: Note: It didn't say "PREY SLAUGHTERED"
goatprince: (too late, sorry.)
Foxmar320: Im sure the mom is fine with this. We should go back and see
PharaohBender27: f
Ferisar: nothing i don't think
HalvariChan: Nothing, afaik
MolaMolaphant: I had no idea wet nurse responded to music box. It semi-staggers.
EvilBadman: during the fight? Wet Nurse sidesteps
rkk667: The boss music is the music box music
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah should we uhhhhh....go tell the Queen or....
goatprince: the baby stops crying.
Malkaresh: It would be news to me if something did happen.
BlandSpice: @EvilBadman and it didn't put the message up until the baby stopped crying, not when you killed wetnurse
Laserbeaks_Fury: So game over, right?
Ferisar: all good
GlennSeto: hello!
DoodlestheGreat: A third of an umbilical cord, what a souvenir.
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is fine
SimplyLeggy: shits on fire yo
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Im sure the Queen is fine with this outcome
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: shit's on fire yo
nudibranch93: just redecorating
Mister_Skittles: the Doll had a party while you where gone
Invitare: everything is fine
Angnor33: lrrFINE lrrCOW
BlandSpice: lrrFINE lrrFINE
AtomicAlchemical: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Uzumaki15: Well that's on fire...
Simriel: So DLC time? :P
RoseShark: RIP building.
Foxmar320: Dreams on fire how about yours?
thegrandpigeon: they got a little carried away with the last house party
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
HalvariChan: Welcome to endgame! Don't talk to Gehrman unless you've finished everything you want except chalices!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: she seems very calm for someone standing in front of a burning building
GapFiller: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
malc: snowcookies: :D
CAKHost: What? What's happening?
auxv: it's fine, it's quite cool actually.
Matt_Cowdery: If you do gherman, it does send you to NG+, so if you wanted to finish old hunters, do it first (in case you didn't know)
Laserbeaks_Fury: We go out to pick up some pizzas
Invitare: it's this the last chance to do anything else?
xantos69: cheer50 Cam I haven't been able to catch you live on any of these until now. Let me say this: You are an amazing inspiration for even attempting a game this challenging. I quit Dark Souls. I believe in you.
robo__nixon: Who left the stove on?!
Snowcookies: hi malc, didn't know you were here
Tom_Bruise: Right. So... do we ask Gerhman to put us back in the Matrix, or do we check out some more DLC stuff? Decisions, decisions...
BlandSpice: This is the last chance before NG+ @Invitare
malc: snowcookies: I was lurking but I got a ping that someone said malc :D
thegrandpigeon: DLC finished already?
Ferisar: yeah, from this point on you have two back to back boss fights or the DLC
Simriel: Go fight Maria now :P
Mister_Skittles: k
DoodlestheGreat: "Um, did you happen to bring a fire extinguisher?"
Foxmar320: Don't want to keep him waiting
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, I did
Simriel: Or just finish the game
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: who's Maria?
TehAmelie: investing in blood futures seems practical
Simriel: Whatever makes you feel better
HalvariChan: Maria, tho
EvilBadman: Maria is the next DLC boss
JaysonMaxwell: Any% is still a completion.
Simriel: I personally hold Maria as the coolest fight in the entire series
MolaMolaphant: The rest of the DLC is a pretty cool time. At least until you find the last boss
Laserbeaks_Fury: The ending get progressively darker as you go
Foxmar320: Buildings on fire lrrFINE
Malkaresh: Maria is an awesome fight, but sometimes you're just done.
DoodlestheGreat: What's left to do?
Ferisar: just DLC really
EvilBadman: Back third of the DLC DoodlestheGreat
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Has Cameron visited Oeden Church recently?
Vaelith: at least 2 DLC bosses
Malkaresh: A creepy hospital and then Innsmouth
Mister_Skittles: yeah, the main game ends with the next boss fight
Tom_Bruise: Very well...
HalvariChan: @DoodlestheGreat Gehrman, Moon Presence (these two end the game), and 2 DLC bosses
Ferisar: eh up to you
Milocw: see DLC to the end
LuusiWolfe: has he used all 3 cords?
SimplyLeggy: reasonable
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to be fair you've also been playing for like 5 hours straight
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or now
Foxmar320: You got this Cam
Ferisar: do what feels right
Cynderstone: did you use third chord yet?
MolaMolaphant: @LuusiWolfe used three, has one left!
EvilBadman: @HalvariChan 3 (4) DLC bosses
nudibranch93: that's fair, it's an exhausting game
SimplyLeggy: When I play it I usually get burnt out around yarhagul 2.0
Tom_Bruise: He's waiting...
Foxmar320: He did eat the cords
robo__nixon: I hecked this choice up in my playthrough. Got the short ending by mistake
LuusiWolfe: ok cool thx
HalvariChan: @EvilBadman He hasn't done Living Failures?
Mister_Skittles: yes we eat them
EvilBadman: Nope
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's an option
snowmonkey99: Sounds fair.
GlennSeto: you do you, there are no obligations here
PipeSmokingOwl: Walk into the bright sunrise, warm and collecting
Cynderstone: Do you sir!
Foxmar320: Old man wants to talk
PipeSmokingOwl: end it.
Tom_Bruise: Be sure to take him up on his offer
JaymicUnyielding: No hard feelings either way.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: isn't a field of white flowers a standard Japanese metaphor for heaven?
Despoiler98: Any idea whose next in line to Play it Forward?
GlennSeto: suuuure, he rolled all the way up here
Simriel: Finishing is legit, DLC is also cool but your goal was to Finish The Game
Mister_Skittles: i wish you could stagger save so Cam could reload before this fight
Malkaresh: Did we eat all the umbilicial cords? Is a thing I just said.
Klandiro: We're here with you no matter the choice you make Cam!
snowmonkey99: Yes @Malkaresh
Ferisar: if you want the true ending you answer no
snowmonkey99: Well, 3 out of 4
Tom_Bruise: oh hangon
Malkaresh: Plenty
SimplyLeggy: oh boy
Foxmar320: Nice refuse
PharaohBender27: Party1800 Thanks for taking us on this, Thomasina's journey
birbwizard: submit your life....... sorry what?
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rkk667: You go this Cam
Simriel: Thanks for the HyperReveal @pharaohbender27
Mister_Skittles: Gehernam joins the hunt!
CAKHost: Got to love those games that give you a choice that isn't really a choice
Tom_Bruise: Sooo... one more fight it is
Alsritt: wai a minute, did we just super dunk on murgo's wet nurse on the first try? I left for like 15 minutes
EvilBadman: Yeah if you die on either of these bosses, you can still jet out to the DLC :D
HalvariChan: If you defeat Gehrman it automatically progressess
Ferisar: yeah @Alsritt
Mister_Skittles: oh by the way, he is 7 foot tall
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the scene where you let him kill you is pretty rad
RoseShark: I believe!
PharaohBender27: Well, I can just do what I did with lrrKATHLEEN 's PiF and keeping adding another 100 bits per episode :p
Alsritt: what an absolute god
GlennSeto: Did he get a Smash Bros invitation?
Laserbeaks_Fury: A new Challenger Approaches!
SimplyLeggy: the burial blade is unspeakably rad and I wish you were allowed to use it before NG+
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: zippy little bastard isn't he
Foxmar320: Put Gehrman in Smash you cowards!
HalvariChan: This is essentially Gehrman at his weakest, mind you :P
BlandSpice: Gehrman can be super brutal
EvilBadman: @SimplyLeggy Beat him and die to the MP to buy it
RoseShark: Dodgy McGee.
Despoiler98: Tall Boi
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yiiiiiikes
CAKHost: Does the stream look artifacty to anyone else?
mowdownjoe: Ooo, are we also fighting the True Final Boss after this?
Despoiler98: WHOA
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow he sliced and diced us
RoseShark: HahaReindeer
rkk667: Nice flowers though.
thegrandpigeon: whoever called him zippy was right
Snowcookies: mowdownjoe we are
Ferisar: lots of fine particles might be causing artifacts @CAKHost
silenceaux: I mean, you did pull out 5 bullets from your thigh at 2/3rds health
Simriel: I love that Gherman fights like a Hunter
GlennSeto: @CAKHost Looks sharp here.
Foxmar320: Yep thats a German fight for ya. Old mans got some zip
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did us in like a benihana chef
ooogydog: he hurts
HalvariChan: Gehrman at his weakest, everyone! Can still kick our asses from here to eternity!
Mister_Skittles: @HalvariChan he did make a deal with a great one
SerGarretCameron: looks fine to me @CAKHost but the flowers aren't great for twitch compression.
Klandiro: Can we get a robbed of visceral piece of merch?
Simriel: I don't think Gehrman was ever weak, I think he was just tired
BodaciousNia: did cam get all 3 umbilical cords?
Mister_Skittles: yes, cords are eaten
Foxmar320: Old man does not mess around. He has had a LONG time to practice killing hunters
CAKHost: Might just because I'm watching on a lower quality so I Twitch doesn't pause randomly
birbwizard: so civ 6 is available on android now...... i have a new way to pretend I'm working but not actually work.
robo__nixon: Spicy
GlennSeto: what?
rkk667: I love this music.
thegrandpigeon: so is gherman also full o eyes?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we haven't even knocked his dang hat off
Makrosian_Tae: robbed!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Gehrman's just full of blood
Foxmar320: GCU hat is on with glue
nuubmaster: I like how immediately ready to throw hands as soon as you walk in he is
GlennSeto: I suspect Gehrman's boss kept him in working condition.
AtomicAlchemical: He bleeds. And if he bleeds, we can take his blood from him.
Tom_Bruise: Ah Gerhman. Full of salt and pep. Full of pee and vinegar. Overflowing with bloody energy, now stab him forever!
nuubmaster: and if we can take his blood, that's theft
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: jesus this is like fighting steampunk Wesker
GlennSeto: doable
SK__Ren: nice
robo__nixon: Can't he visceral you too?
Foxmar320: Nice counter
SK__Ren: Yeah he can
Foxmar320: Yes he can
Mister_Skittles: oh, alergic to pocket slugs i seee
GlennSeto: game, why?
Alsritt: why is our strat not just augur over and over again?
PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Oh wow it is, though, isn't it?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he even kinda yells like Wesker
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: except you can't hit him with a serum to make him cut it out
Makrosian_Tae: no fear on this Cam!
mitomanox: lrrBEEJ
robo__nixon: Now witness my true power!!!
GrizzmastahFlex: at least his gun doesn't do an assload amount of damage
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like how the final boss is basically a player
GlennSeto: eh, worth a shot
Makrosian_Tae: Ok, loremasters of chat, why is Gehrman a ad guy now?
TehAmelie: a hunter, the deadliest game
GlennSeto: so is The Boss buried here somewhere?
BodaciousNia: just wait
Tom_Bruise: Gerhman has officially become a Castlevania-Anime character
Ferisar: @Makrosian_Tae it's complicated
Ferisar: basically we did our job and he's telling us to fuck off but we know too much and don't wanna
robo__nixon: Never did fight this guy
Mister_Skittles: @Makrosian_Tae your assumption is he was evera good guy
Makrosian_Tae: Ahhh
Invitare: he's not bad, he wants to free you from the dream
Ferisar: but yeah he isn't a good person
BodaciousNia: Gehrman is a jerk
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Gehrman has always been a "bad guy" sort of? Basically at the end of the hunt he's going to kill you so you wake up in Yharnam with no memory of all this, but if you refuse he's like "if you want something done" and throws down
Despoiler98: NICE
GlennSeto: the sass
thegrandpigeon: GnG
SimplyLeggy: very nice! \
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: note that you can agree to let him kill you and you will indeed wake up in Yharnam with the sun rising
GlennSeto: That was excellent.
Alsritt: cam, how are you so good
ArrestedHouse: 👏
BodaciousNia: this is NOT the end
ooogydog: gg's
Foxmar320: Nice Cam!
Angnor33: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well done! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PadawanTK16: Second try!
Simriel: That felt.... Oddly appropriate
PharaohBender27: Get. Rekt.
RoseShark: LuvSign
xantos69: cheer50 Woo!
Makrosian_Tae: wooo
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alsritt: first try wet nurse, first try gherman
Foxmar320: But its not over yet...
BodaciousNia: INC Boss
Despoiler98: UM katesScared katesScared katesScared
robo__nixon: w00t!
WookieCookie64: Death by Hentai Hand.
birbwizard: ctulu get!!
Mister_Skittles: oh hi moon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hello....friend....?
PenguinMortified: A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream
Foxmar320: Hello Moon
Simriel: Oh yeah.... It's Tentacle Friend
GapFiller: seabatYIKES katesScared
Snowcookies: Frand!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "are you my babby"
SimplyLeggy: hell, you beat him faster than I did my first time
CAKHost: Still kick his butt!
Despoiler98: BAD TOUCH
Vaelith: if you beat this boss you go straight to NG+
MolaMolaphant: are you my mummy?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "NOT BABBY"
ArrestedHouse: NOT TODAY
TehAmelie: it was like three tries, basically still experimenting
Tom_Bruise: He just wants a little kissy, but oh oops, you ated the chores
GlennSeto: That's your boss, Cam.
goatprince: Moon Presence.
HalvariChan: Say hi to the mastermind behind this entire thing! MOON PRESENCE!
Simriel: He wants to hug you, but you are Wrong
GlennSeto: All along.
BodaciousNia: and you thought Gehrman was the boss
JaysonMaxwell: That's a unique configuration of ribs.
Invitare: it was trying to enslave you to the dream as it did gherman
Lysander_Gustav: what a cutie
snowmonkey99: Now, do it with one vial!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and of course the bad guy turns out to be: the moon
HalvariChan: Bewarned: As soon as you kill this boss, you're done. No takesies-backsies
thegrandpigeon: hey look it's the bigger bad from the edge o tomorrow
Foxmar320: Oh good! We had 1 vile
Makrosian_Tae: no vials... lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mister_Skittles: i forgot the noises this thing makes
birbwizard: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou tonight we are going to steal.....the moon!!!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: angry, is what it is
TehAmelie: huh maybe it is a Mimic
Simriel: A Great Old One
RoseShark: Eldritch Moon?
Invitare: my first Great One turned into the moon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yes we are literally fighting the Eldritch Moon
Snowcookies: This is the mimic Cam thought we were
SimplyLeggy: thats rough, buddy
Snowcookies: Maybe this is chat
RoseShark: that's rough buddy
Foxmar320: This is the true final boss you get by eating the three cords
Tom_Bruise: Man, for an Eldrazi Titan, this thing sure is a lot faster than I expected
birbwizard: emrakul bursting out of the innistrad moon
thegrandpigeon: this games great because it's basically a game of beating up cthulhu gods
BodaciousNia: that is the moon presence
Cynderstone: I've not seen this Eldrazi before
Ferisar: yeah that animation that happens of you pushing it back is from the cords
EvilBadman: You could buy Germain's scythe now, if you had souls
BodaciousNia: the "mother brain" if you will
mowdownjoe: Ehh... I've seen the Moon Presense get 1-shotted before by someone that never fought her. He also spent 6 hours banging his head against the Orphan of Kos, so who knows?
Mister_Skittles: its teh great one that eats other great ones
BlandSpice: If you don't eat the chords, that cutscene ends with you in Gehrman's chair
Matt_Cowdery: No, this is Patrick!
Foxmar320: Go lrrEFF it up!
Vaelith: don't beat that boss yet
GlennSeto: Point of order: Is our moon sword gonna be any good against this?
Anexmedia: I've seen this before, we need to play tireless tracker
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah if you don't eat the cords it hugs you and then you wind up in Gehrman's spot
Vaelith: you'lll go straight to NG+ if you do
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EvilBadman: @Vaelith He is aware
Mister_Skittles: @Vaelith Cam knows
CAKHost: Is it mad because Gehrman's dead? As he "belonged" to the Moon Presence?
BodaciousNia: immune to stuns I believe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Moon Presence wants the Hunt to continue. by killing Gehrman you've broken the cycle because he anchored the Hunter's Dream
thegrandpigeon: that was clearly an opening
Alsritt: my understanding is it's mad because you aren't gherman's replacement
Snowcookies: she tired to eat us and failed
BodaciousNia: this thing is basically a demigod
BlandSpice: @CAKHost I think running theory is that it doesn't want you to do a thing as a result of eating the chords
silenceaux: Oh neat, it has a 1% attack
EvilBadman: Oh it just has an attack that drops you to 1hp. 'Cause
SK__Ren: It reduces you to 1 hp but gives you a chance to rally iy all
GlennSeto: I was away for a bit, did Cam ever beat the Chalice Dungeon doggo or did he just go "eff it" at some point and headed for the wetnurse?
Ferisar: it drops you to 1 but boosts rally
TehAmelie: i don't know why that arrangement of tails is so unnerving
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto The latter
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: when you kill Gehrman it tries to hug you into being Gehrman's replacement, but if you ate the cords you have "eyes on the inside" and are able to resist it. Now it mad.
Invitare: no, it tried to make you take gherman's place, but the cords stopped it
Foxmar320: She has a long cool down after that attack
GlennSeto: @PharaohBender27 Relatable.
Mister_Skittles: it sets you 2 1 hp ok....
Alsritt: @TehAmelie what, you mean Eldritch Tails The Fox isn't nice to look at it?
CAKHost: @BlandSpice fair
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto At least I'm sure it was the latter, I was also away for a little bit :p
GlennSeto: It eats you.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You become the new gherman
EvilBadman: You take Germain's spot
Ferisar: the game ends and you end up in gerhman's chair
robo__nixon: Why camera
BodaciousNia: basically
SimplyLeggy: you take gerhman's spot as the new host of the dream
HalvariChan: You become Gehrman
GlennSeto: oh, my bad
Mister_Skittles: you become the new gerhman
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if you haven't, it does the hug attack, and the next thing you see is the doll pushing you in Gehrman's chair
Tom_Bruise: If you haven't eaten the chords, the thing just kisses you and you become the new Gehrman yea
Invitare: you become gherman, wheelchair and all
BlandSpice: You get a cuscene of the doll pushing you around in Gehrman's chair
GlennSeto: I clearly misremembered.
Snowcookies: basically yeah
Simriel: You become part of the Dream, taking Gehrmans place
Ferisar: haha i think so
birbwizard: eate you and you become gharmrn
Invitare: you freed him
JaymicUnyielding: Doesn't matter, game's over after this fight.
BodaciousNia: this fight is VERY aggressive
MahJunior17: as my shirt says "The Doll is Evil"
Mister_Skittles: you bond with it and you do what Gerhman did. kill other great ones for it
BodaciousNia: you need to dance around it .. don't take too much distance
thegrandpigeon: uhhhhh dont think cam noticed how low is health was there for a sec
GlennSeto: wow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: something about the fact that there's way more mass in the tails than in the body is really disconcerting
Foxmar320: Wow so much health!
Ferisar: gg
Snowcookies: nice viseral
GrizzmastahFlex: gg!
GlennSeto: oooooooh
Alsritt: gg@
Tom_Bruise: And so... it's over.
TreySpyre: andyGG
BlandSpice: Nice
GlennSeto: from downtown
thegrandpigeon: yaaaaaay
SimplyLeggy: time to ascend
RoseShark: LuvSign
Klandiro: GG's!
ArrestedHouse: G G! lrrHORN
Angnor33: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Ferisar: congratulations on your slug future
MahJunior17: nice cam!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Foxmar320: Congrats Cam!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: shhhhhh shh shh shhhh....go to sleep....go to sleeeeeep.
Ervefel: nice
BlandSpice: Nightmare slain, again!
JaymicUnyielding: Run Complete.
robo__nixon: Nice
HalvariChan: And we're DONE!
Lysander_Gustav: nice
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Woooo!
BodaciousNia: now for secret ending
GlennSeto: GG
Simriel: Well you beat Bloodborne, and it is time to ASCEND
Mister_Skittles: now WE BECOME THE MOON
Lysander_Gustav: yay
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Invitare: and instead of gherman's place now you will take its
PharaohBender27: Cheer69 Nice victory there
birbwizard: death to the eldrazi!!
EvilBadman: It has been played forward. GG
Snowcookies: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
UnusuallyLargeMoth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lysander_Gustav: babby girl
Klandiro: Proud of you Cam!
ZealousCrow: Mister_Skittles that's rough buddy
Invitare: Dat u
Foxmar320: Thats us!
ArrestedHouse: and now, slug
BodaciousNia: you are not the mood.. you are the new GOD..
MahJunior17: look it u
Foxmar320: :P
Mikklun: that was impressive
xantos69: cheer50 Yay Cam!
mowdownjoe: I must be lagging.
GlennSeto: Thomasina lost her glasses.
RoseShark: we're a squid now.
SimplyLeggy: congrats, you are a great one now
SirFunky: GG well done!
Lysander_Gustav: Congrats! You're a squid now!
SK__Ren: We're the slug baby now
Mister_Skittles: congrats Cam. you r baby moon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we are baby!
RedShiftLive: The doll is evil, she turned you into a space slug, you didn't even consent to the transformation
thegrandpigeon: you a lil ctooloo!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Now you are the old one.
JaymicUnyielding: We're a germ token!
Ferisar: welcome to ascension
CAKHost: You baby
ooogydog: babu slug
MolaMolaphant: the slug-baby is you!
Ferisar: and that's bloodborne
MahJunior17: SLUG
Laserbeaks_Fury: Secret origins of Splatoon
Simriel: I'm Baby
Snowcookies: are we the moon presence now?
MolaMolaphant: not allowed to be salty anymore!
Foxmar320: We are a baby slug now :P
EvilBadman: The cycle...continues.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you have ascended and are babby great one now, the child the Moon Presence was seeking
Earthenone: !time
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birbwizard: we is moon monster now
Tom_Bruise: You did it. You saved the world from... whatever THAT was, and now you're THAT
GlennSeto: Sure hope no hunter just slays us at random, right? :P
RoseShark: we have ascended to become baby.
Ryxiene: mannyd6Pride mannyd6Pride mannyd6Pride mannyd6Pride mannyd6Pride mannyd6Pride
MatthewDennisMTG: you did it!
Invitare: if you let gherman kill you, you just wake up and it's morning
Ferisar: fuck me up with that cello
darkspiredragon: thx for streaming this Cameron
niccus: congratulations on being baby
Earthenone: pride301 congratulations
BodaciousNia: you accended where others failed
HalvariChan: We ascended and became a Great One
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
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Foxmar320: Im sure its fine
mowdownjoe: Grats, Cam!
Lysander_Gustav: nice tunes
ArrestedHouse: Thanks for the HyperCrown @earthenone
SquareDotCube: It means you're free, Cam
birbwizard: congratulations on your ascension to eldritch status
MahJunior17: you are a baby old ome
thegrandpigeon: it means now you get to join with your brother moons in about 2000 years and fight Isaac Clarke!
Lysander_Gustav: You are what you eat?
Mister_Skittles: you are a great one now.
Ferisar: yeah, moon presence tried to sit you down to run the dream and you said fuck off
EvilBadman: We Gretzky now
GlennSeto: We basically took the Moon Presence's place at the head of the hunt.
SquareDotCube: Free from this game.
CAKHost: I heard that Splatoon was set after humans were gone.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah, we become a baby Great One, like the child the Moon Presence was after, because all Great Ones want a child but always lose theirs and seek a replacement
HalvariChan: May I tell you something you missed from the DLC since you never got there, since it's a pretty neat (and messed up) part of lore?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so now the doll raises us I suppose
SharkFoxPanda: hey cam nice to see oyur face how ya doin my friend?
birbwizard: so now you can say "look at me.... i am the old one now"
Simriel: My read is actually that we become the Child of Oeden
Mister_Skittles: but the moon presence was evil and we are better
Mikklun: What a time to show up to this stream
thegrandpigeon: that was the most evil sounding sub announcment ever for a sec there
SharkFoxPanda: cam i can bearily hear you
wildpeaks: new PB, congrats
Ferisar: haha yeah we're definitely a great person
EvilBadman: @Mister_Skittles Surely absolute power will not corrupt us
birbwizard: @mister_skittles for now......
Ferisar: hunters aren't inherently fucked up at all
Ferisar: haha
JaymicUnyielding: There's a very interesting fan theory that the Doll is actually the Great One that desires motherhood. And in this ending, she gets it.
SharkFoxPanda: am i the only one who can bearily hear him?
birbwizard: @evilbadman but surely better us on throne than someone else.....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's a cool read. I like that.
Ferisar: i am sad cam didn't see maria, but such is life
SharkFoxPanda: nvm
SharkFoxPanda: im just stupid
RoseShark: so the doll is our mom now?
GlennSeto: There's a fun theory that the Moon Presence and their hunters are Yarnham's white blood cells, its immune system against the epidemic.
EvilBadman: @birbwizard Who did we unseat? Another hunter perhaps? Is this endless?
BodaciousNia: the doll is more of a nanny
birbwizard: @evilbadman we are all born to die!!! *hysterical laughter*
SharkFoxPanda: @LoadingReadyRun cam do you still play MTG?
GlennSeto: nah, DS1 still holds up super well
Matt_Cowdery: IMO: play them in order, there are references to previous games in the later oens, so its kinda neat
Foxmar320: SharkFoxPanda Thursdays and Fridays
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GlennSeto: Could wait a bit and play the Demon's Souls remaster.
RynoLaw: Thanks for the HyperGravity @klandiro
Invitare: DS3 is about the limit of what I can stand, in terms of obnoxious mechanics
DoodlestheGreat: @sharkfoxpanda, very much so. He was playing on stream last week.
rkk667: Hope you had a good journey Cam. What a great game.
SharkFoxPanda: cheer100 cam i love you, you make friday nights amazing!
Foxmar320: This is the only Blood/Souls game ive finished.
Foxmar320: I got far into Dark Souls tho
Klandiro: @renolaw lrrAWESOME
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JaymicUnyielding: I like that we turn into a Germ token and the first thing she says is "Are you cold?" @LoadingReadyRun
thegrandpigeon: now that bloodborne is done, what's next?
snowmonkey99: We did Ludwig!
Simriel: I think we get it
BodaciousNia: can do that in NG+
EvilBadman: I do recommend checking out Maria's fight somewhere
PharaohBender27: @thegrandpigeon Unknown - depends on who's next on the seat
Ferisar: nah it's better you finish if you feel like you're getting tuckered out
Earthenone: only one i finished was deamons souls, i was younger then :P
HalvariChan: Maria is a lot of fun when you see her, for spoiler reasons
SharkFoxPanda: cheer100 what episode of friday nights was the most memorable for you?
Ferisar: yeah the chalice dungeons are...
thegrandpigeon: the chalice dungeons are a rare complete for a lot of streamers but take a lot out of a person
Ferisar: they're... ok
SimplyLeggy: the chalice dungeons will do that
Anexmedia: You can only slam your meaty bits in a car door so many times a week
Foxmar320: The dungeons are a LOT
GlennSeto: That's absolutely ok.
mowdownjoe: Having other streamers fight through the DLC, the last boss is... not fun.
DoodlestheGreat: The dungeons are very very grindy.
Snowcookies: that's fair
Tom_Bruise: just tell the next person to knock their game out fast, and Bloodborne NG+, let's gooo
rkk667: DLC another time :) earned a break
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun Can you tell us what's next for Play It Forward?
Mister_Skittles: thats completely fair. I adore the DLC and would loved you to see them, but I understand the feeling after that dungo
Foxmar320: The dungeons were the last thing I did for my platinum
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
Despoiler98: yay alex
birbwizard: you mean the strictly worse cube?
Critterbot: Alex is!? Neat!
wildpeaks: I'm gonna bet Death Stranding
JaymicUnyielding: Ooh, been a while since we've gotten an Alex stream!
SharkFoxPanda: cheer100 mad genius cam is best cam, also that thinking face you made was amazing
Mister_Skittles: i hope its doom eternal
ZealousCrow: That's exciting
PadawanTK16: do you know what he is playing?
Simriel: Yes critterbox, Alex IS neat :P
JaymicUnyielding: I hope it's Silent Hill 3.
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun there are some things in there mail for you, Cameron
Tom_Bruise: oh right, this giant hat
SachielOne: Carrion
Alsritt: carrion?
Ferisar: carrion
GlennSeto: Carrion
GlennSeto: neat!
thegrandpigeon: hollow knight?
DoodlestheGreat: Carrion!
birbwizard: carrion
SnackPak_: Oh, that should be fun
mowdownjoe: Carrion? Neat.
EvilBadman: Oh is Alex doing Carrion?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the what now?? that sounds mad gross
wildpeaks: yeah carrion
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I gotta see this
ArrestedHouse: that should be fun
PharaohBender27: Thanks for letting us witness your ultimate triumph over Bloodborne, lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
Critterbot: I'm excited!
thegrandpigeon: Cameron: have you played Hollow Knight yet?
SharkFoxPanda: lrrSERGE
Ferisar: amusingly ng+ is extremely easy at the start because you tend to leave ng0 a bit overleveled
rkk667: lrrDARK
Ferisar: so enjoy your victory lap
Mister_Skittles: i wonder what happens to that old man
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you did it Cameron! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN take a moment to bask in victory.
birbwizard: ng character downgraded from eldritch god to puny human.
Foxmar320: I found NG+ to be very easy for the most part.
Weagle: unarmeHmm lrrHORN
EvilBadman: Die to this first wolf and punt 300k echoes for value
Foxmar320: I was so over leveled by the end of my first run
PharaohBender27: I remember this enemy, oh so long ago . . .
GoAmpDog2: Will cam beat the wolf in one?
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared
SharkFoxPanda: cheer200 ok last time, and were gonna get tot he real question, which series do you like more friday nights or commadore hustle
Mister_Skittles: but in a good way
Ferisar: just for good measure
BodaciousNia: at first I thought those guys were BAD
wildpeaks: such a creepy intro
SharkFoxPanda: fair
Foxmar320: Look how many sould we have lol
BodaciousNia: commodore hustle is one of my favs
birbwizard: the wolf man cometh!
thegrandpigeon: you can go in unarmed
Ferisar: oh god no
BodaciousNia: look at your souls
Ferisar: you've got everything
Snowcookies: unequip the sowrd?
SimplyLeggy: "hey, you aren't supposed to have a weapon!" -That werewolf presumably
HalvariChan: You can now buy the burial blade, Gehrman's Scythe :D
Driosenth: stab that wolf
EvilBadman: Nah, you keep a lot of stuff
SharkFoxPanda: commadore hustle was the birth place of mad genius cam so makes sense
BlandSpice: No, normal soulsborne NG+, you only lose key items
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: good thing you packed your giant greatsword for your trip to Yharnam
Angnor33: Nice souls.
Foxmar320: Oh no you start with everything and the world is not just a little harder
PipeSmokingOwl: kill dat wolf....with DANCE
Invitare: L
PharaohBender27: :D
SharkFoxPanda: noooo
thegrandpigeon: __o//
EvilBadman: @HalvariChan If you die to the moon, you can buy it before ng+
GhostValv: :)
Getter404: L
PharaohBender27: PrideWave
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for streaming Cameron!
Gekyouryuu: see ya, cam
Ferisar: thanks for the stream
JaymicUnyielding: cya cam!
Critterbot: Cya, Cam!
wildpeaks: L post for assert dominance
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: have a good evening!
SimplyLeggy: until next time
actionjb: L
Klandiro: By Cam!
RoseShark: bye bye! PrideLionHey
SharkFoxPanda: L
darkspiredragon: l
BodaciousNia: L
Klandiro: L
EvilBadman: L
Alsritt: L
BlandSpice: Thanks for the stream
Snowcookies: cya!
Gekyouryuu: L
Ryenji: L
GlennSeto: L
PipeSmokingOwl: L
JaymicUnyielding: L
actionjb: Till the next time
SnackPak_: L
ArrestedHouse: thanks for the streams Cam!
BlandSpice: L
PharaohBender27: L
GirlPainting: whats a flipside?
Foxmar320: Later Cam!
GrizzmastahFlex: L
FenrisSchafer: L
canoecrasher: L
PixelArtDragon: L
CordialContriver: L
wildpeaks: L
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Cam
Critterbot: L
NonjaBiru: L
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: T-pose to assert doinance
amuseoffirebane: L
Foxmar320: L
TehAmelie: L
ArrestedHouse: L
BirdSorcerer: L
birbwizard: L
mowdownjoe: l
drowbard: L
Ferisar: |0_
CAKHost: L!
Cynderstone: L
SirFunky: L
Burningbubles: l
PadawanTK16: L
vmob: L
GapFiller: see yr later
Angnor33: L
RoseShark: L
helgridr: L
AtomicAlchemical: Thanks for the stream Cam
Snowcookies: L
QuietJay: L
Joalni: L
BlueMagnusStormCrow: L
AtomicAlchemical: L
Mister_Skittles: L
PenguinMortified: L
SimplyLeggy: they know what they did
TheMadEgyptian: L
x0den: L
GapFiller: L
GoAmpDog2: L
bluedeamon1354: Do you have thoughts on 2 wound marines
SharkFoxPanda: see ya cam
CAKHost: It's fine!
darkspiredragon: L
Mister_Skittles: they dropped loot
Mikklun: L
SnackPak_: \o_
x0den: _I
SharkFoxPanda: stay happy
thegrandpigeon: this looks a lot like upper body ballet
GirlPainting: worng direction
rkk667: L
Ferisar: oh goodness look at the time
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rkk667: lrrDARK lrrDARK
gualdhar: !next
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SharkFoxPanda: hope you have been doing good witht he whole world being on fire and everything
Mister_Skittles: gotta make that contact
Ferisar: cheers
DoodlestheGreat: See ya, Cam!
Foxmar320: Do your Bloodborne stretches everyday
rkk667: congrats
RoseShark: lrrHEART
wildpeaks: "this has been cross fit with eldrich horrors"
GapFiller: bai Cam lrrCAMERON lrrHEART
vmob: good bing!
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the steam
SharkFoxPanda: i just gave 500 bits to cam and i regret nothing
Ferisar: ugh i wish i had my ps4 so i could just do a kirkhammer playthrough again and just beat the shit out of everything
Ferisar: oh well
PharaohBender27: See a bunch of you in half an hour for Dice Friends!
Snowcookies: Stop stealing my clip ideas lrrBEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: We'll go offline any minute.
Snowcookies: probably ad running
Snowcookies: we don't see cause we subbed
Cynderstone: Ads done
Cynderstone: There it is! later folks
Snowcookies: And see you in 30 minutes ish
theleerm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (16m from now).