PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave We ready for more goofy times with lrrCORI , Andy, and Jacob, led by Dale?
Snowcookies: I took a shower and got yoghurt
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of Jacob being cautious and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing?
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 I am indeed ready
NightValien28: jacob? cautious?
Snowcookies: Do you think Disembodied Voice of Paul will make another cameo lrrBEEJ
Snowcookies: I thought he threw his caution out the window?
Snowcookies: or did he pretend to and sneak it back into his pocket when we weren't looking?
PharaohBender27: Looking forward to lrrCORI 's face game this evening, as it was *on-point* last episode
Featherweight_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MAPBoardgames: Hi Friends! Both dice and otherwise.
DiscordianTokkan: Aw HECK Yeah, I'm ready for more Eberron Action
beckett_brass: @MAPBoardgames Hello
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Featherweight_ amd @MAPBoardgames and @DiscordianTokkan ! PrideWave
beckett_brass: @ElementalAlchemist Hello
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @ElementalAlchemist ! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (51s ago).
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 katesWave
Snowcookies: hello person who bends pharaohs
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies 27 pharoahs, to be precise.
theleerm: good evening yall
beckett_brass: @theleerm hello
Wrexadecimal: pharaoh is just another word for balloon animal lrrBEEJ
corianderd: gold leader standing by
Snowcookies: Hi Cori
PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies That's . . . not actually what the name's from, but you wouldn't be the first to make that mistake (it's from a Futurama episode) Also, ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
Snowcookies: I thought it was from Futurama based on your pfp on discord, but I like making jokes
TheAwkes: Remember Me *breathes fire*
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LadyAiluros: Wooo!
PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies Ah! :D I got @ -ed one time by someone who was all "I clicked on your username and *finally* got what your username's about; I previously thought it was some powerful being that could bend pharaohs"
MAPBoardgames: Anyone have any good suggestions for an encounter to spring on a 10th level DnD party in a dungeon?
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
serramarkov: Ahoy-hoy!
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends lrrAWESOME
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! PrideWave
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi
ElementalAlchemist: Heya Sarah
kalira77: doogPaw
Earthenone: pride301 glhf
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Wrexadecimal: get dat goooood RNG!
SerGarretCameron: sergeHi benginHi
ogier300: I wonder if they'll get some branded glassware for the Inn tonight.
Nigouki: it's tiiiiiiime
Sarah_Serinde: Do I want to know
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Rhynerd: Good evening to all these lovely people in the mournlands! I hope you’re actually there and I’m not just hallucinating due to the mists!
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PharaohBender27: Kindest interpretation I have is it's a tiny sushi
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan ...that's not how you roll dice :P
DarkMorford: Thanks for the HyperLost @discordiantokkan
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beckett_brass: @Rhynerd Good evening. I, for one, am a hallucination.
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde Not normally, no. Unless they chocolate dice, and your roll result is how many you eat...
TeacherSeanTV: teache17Oreo teache17Oreo teache17Oreo
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone No problem! :) I figured it warranted for your suggestion of "Sanguine salutations" for lrrCAMERON 's PiF, which I just saw conclude a little while ago
TheAwkes: @Rhynerd I've been palying Morrowind and I haven't made it to the Mournlands yet.
Snowcookies: Don't swallow dice, chat
corianderd: !advice
LRRbot: Accept imitations from hot, rich people.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh did Cameron finish the game today? I missed the stream
Snowcookies: he did
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies But dice are tasty!
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
Wrexadecimal: when you want to be the dice tower lrrBEEJ
ogier300: It looked like he breezed through the final bosses.
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
Sarah_Serinde: It sounded like he thought he'd have to work to finish it this week
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Snowcookies: beckett_brass no bad
FenrisSchafer: Thanks for the HyperJump @greaystone
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance
Criiisiis: Tack för HyperGravity @greaystone
Juliamon: It turns out the hardest parts weren't at the end after all
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Kikazi: Thank you again for a wonderful journey into another incredible world so different from our own. lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART lrrHERE
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck slytqHype_HF slytqHype_HF slytqHype_HF
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah - he was having issues with a BS Chalice boss, and then did the Wetnurse Boss Fight, and was all, "Why not? Let's finish this thing"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, sweet! I'll have to watch that VOD. I guess he was powered up for the Chalice dungeons, so the actual bosses were a breeze
Snowcookies: the hardest parts were the new game + stuff
MAPBoardgames: lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: yo
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Sarah_Serinde: Makes sense
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
bmac_oceanusborealis: Thanks for the HyperParkour @kikazi
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck HahaBall slytqHype_HF Dale
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Dale, lrrPAUL , Jacob, lrrCORI , and Andy!
IbunWest: Cori is streaming from outside today I see.
bmac_oceanusborealis: hello all
Kramburger: Andy looks like he's going to give us a stern talking to
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DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydYheart ysbrydHype ysbrydJacobVision
MAPBoardgames: lrrHEART @Featherweight_
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
beckett_brass: Thanks for the HyperReveal @gdwarf
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DiscordianTokkan: OK, so Jacob's infront of the Map, Cori's in the Talentia Plains, and Andy's in Sharn.
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the HyperParkour @the__spanish__inquisition !
beckett_brass: @bmac_oceanusborealis Hello
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHype_HF lrrGOAT ewe
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeModLove
GhostValv: seabatSKYLADY
IbunWest: feenS
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Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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kalira77: so are we all ready to spend another session hanging out behind jacob's sternum?
beckett_brass: Thanks for the HyperHex @solid_doom
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE
PharaohBender27: Well, that means (hopefully) less backseating :p
PhorrestGaze: Thanks for the HyperSlam @solid_doom
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FlannelShirtEnthusist: I've been subscribed for 4d2 months
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Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Yup, started last Monday
KeirenH: Does Jacob have a bandaid in the middle of his forehead, or is that just weird lighting?
SeiichiSin: I see Jacob is still in orbit so we can see the map.
DigitalSeahorse: HyperReveal HyperReveal HyperReveal
InkyGhoast: Thanks for the HyperSlam @solid_doom
DiscordianTokkan: I need to win the lottery so I can get me one of those tables...
DigitalSeahorse: HyperParkour
NullColaShip: Cheer100 Cheer100 Responsible bits!
DiscordianTokkan: and a new place to fit it...
beckett_brass: @KeirenH I believe that you are right.
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Luckily we have vods
IbunWest: Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.
Despoiler98: taters
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Earthenone: !findquote potatos
LRRbot: Quote #2857: "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel." —Cam [2016-06-23]
Kikazi: Potats!
Solid_Doom: :D
GhostValv: amirite youtubers
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, that is a LONG audio desync on Cori.
PharaohBender27: @SeiichiSin Yet based on some cursory research last week, covering the area where this actually takes place
TehAmelie: i had potatoes for dinner! and now i'm hungry
BrowneePoints: @Sarah_Serinde Mhmm! just didn't even know it was happening. Was completely cut off from power/net for 5 days.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I perform better when I'm hungry.
LRRbot: New quote #7129: "I perform better when I'm hungry." —Dale [2020-08-17]
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: POTATO
Rhynerd: Subconsciously working for your meal?
bmac_oceanusborealis: bless potatoes in all their forms
Despoiler98: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Yeah that sounds rough, hope things are getting better
3goblinsinatrenchcoat06: Potato
gualdhar: toot propulsion
DiscordianTokkan: Blessed be the Tater
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Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Stoffern: potsts
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BrowneePoints: @Sarah_Serinde it's still a mess with absolutely zero visions of federal aid in sight
IbunWest: feenLurk time.
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd That and you probably don't have to suddenly go to the bathroom mid-performance :p
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Oof :(
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydJacobVision bunnnYes divaRight Potatoes
BrowneePoints: oooo 2 warforged and a dragonmarked!
DigitalSeahorse: Thanks for the HyperMayhem @ladylae
FlannelShirtEnthusist: where can I buy this intro track?
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
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AnjaZeta: !
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corianderd: Inn Names:
Sarah_Serinde: There you go chat, in case you missed it on Twitter :)
Despoiler98: MMMMMM ULTI class
zuchen_120: Oh, loks like I got here just in time.
Sarah_Serinde: Cori you're the best
Stoffern: taken out back
Snowcookies: rogue bard
MAPBoardgames: He's a bard who's thrown off the shackles of bardic tradition.
PharaohBender27: Twitch, could you please stop buffering on me
TehAmelie: related to the tarrasque?
Despoiler98: @Stoffern and beaten with sticks
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie dragonmarked I believe with the "d' "
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:07.
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Yes
DigitalSeahorse: "Why are you at SOUP????"
BrowneePoints: @Sarah_Serinde (totally in a long term eberron campaign rn. I'm SO EXCITED FOR THIS!)
beckett_brass: Haunted pot?
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie Human/Half-Orc Dragonmarked house of Finding, with the D' denoting that Marcel Has one
Sarah_Serinde: It's not visible on the current version of Marcel's avatar but you can see the mark in the intro
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
Despoiler98: GDI JACOB
gualdhar: god damn it
Kikazi: PJSalt ysbrydPunjail
Sarah_Serinde: BrowneePoints Really? I couldn't tell ;)
BrowneePoints: :O
MAPBoardgames: You have to be very firm with inanimate objects. Otherwise they will just wander off on you.
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydJacobVision lucidCringe
DiscordianTokkan: Spooky Salt!
PharaohBender27: OH SNAP HAULER
DigitalSeahorse: PJSalt bunnnNo benginNo
JakeKamas: Last week ended at the dome right?
beckett_brass: Patches has been patching things up.
JakeKamas: I'm worried now that I missed something
Rhynerd: Ah, Patches is a bard?
xantos69: !uptieme
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:28.
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Sarah_Serinde: JakeKamas Yeah they saw how the dwarves were getting in and it ended there. We skipped ahead a bit for them to fix up the inn a little
MAPBoardgames: So he makes arcane cymbals in the air?
DiscordianTokkan: As opposed to thunder-ass-clap, which is a VERY different campaign... (sorry)
Sarah_Serinde: Rhynerd and rogue, it's on the overlay this week :)
Rhynerd: Oh wait, the classes are written down this time!
Despoiler98: lol
JakeKamas: Thank you @Sarah_Serinde !
Rhynerd: @sarah_serinde thanks for pointing that out!
Featherweight_: invisible cat
JohnLockeCole: oh oops, What have I missed, what are we tracking?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah last week we only knew Andy's class for certain. This week they started off by saying what they were all playing
JohnLockeCole: right the Dwarves
beckett_brass: @JohnLockeCole We don't know yet.
gualdhar: I was expecting the pot to be a mimic
theprophetofcthulu: probably a poltergeist or spirit?
DiscordianTokkan: @JohnLockeCole Haunted Salt-Shaker movers
beckett_brass: @JohnLockeCole An unknown, nonvisible entity moved a salt pot.
Despoiler98: Yep Ghost
Wrexadecimal: Poltergeist! lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: katesLurk !
Sarah_Serinde: I'm with Paul and whoever else was talking about it last week, I would so be here for a show that was just inn antics
Featherweight_: caaaallled it
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitOrangeKitten orangekitPeach orangekitHappycat
PharaohBender27: Ghost cat!
ritchards: can others hear ringing/chiming in the background?
DiscordianTokkan: The greatest Foe: Gravity. I mean, Ghost Cats!
PharaohBender27: @Featherweight_ katesLol
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
chaostreader: !findquote ghost
LRRbot: Quote #122: "I've always wanted to be a creepy Japanese ghost." —Alex [2015-04-11]
Kramburger: Dale's making life easy for featherweight with an invisible cat character
DigitalSeahorse: shigiLw1 shigiLw1 orangekitPeach
bmac_oceanusborealis: My cat just started meowing as you said "Ghost Cat"
PharaohBender27: @Kramburger katesLol
theprophetofcthulu: Ok favoured enemy is undead
Sarah_Serinde: :D
MAPBoardgames: spinaSneak
Despoiler98: LOL
Kramburger: It's a good thing Marcel's pretty
Sarah_Serinde: This is a very important mystery okay
Despoiler98: We have this thing called Moxie
theleerm: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST_BW ssandGHOST_BW ssandGHOST_BW
MAPBoardgames: !findquote moxie
LRRbot: Quote #6442: "So there's this thing called moxie..." —Jacob, repeatedly [2019-10-01]
DiscordianTokkan: The greatest mystery of "Can we pet it"
Sarah_Serinde: Aww but I bet none of those other things are as good as a ghost cat
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitOrangeKitten orangekitHappycat orangekitPeach ssandGHOST_BW
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW_TK
Despoiler98: that is some TRUTH
adamjford: Can someone give me an extremely brief summary from the start of the show to now? I missed the notification
adamjford: is "ghost cat" the long and short of it?
Kramburger: The only person qualified to hunt this cat is literal, actual Scooby Doo
PharaohBender27: @adamjford We've been running the inn for a week, and *something* we can't see stole the salt
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Smooth
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
adamjford: @PharaohBender27 excellent, thank you! lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: "MAGIC. ysbrydYheart "
Despoiler98: Jazz Hands
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel is doing science
theprophetofcthulu: roll a gravity check?
Kramburger: 🙌Magic
Despoiler98: I love Marcel
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeach ssandSAND_TK
xantos69: Andy you are a genius.
Kramburger: Hauler needs to cultivate mass
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Kramburger: Hauler's Helping!
Despoiler98: Hauler is an absolute UNIT
PrinceNimzar: Did the players intentionally dress in the same colors as their characters?
ritchards: and that's how this entire session was hunting a ghost cat!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS ysbrydJacobVision
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydJacobVision
Xenguin47: I missed everything before the intro. Is there a humorous reason why Jacob has a band-aid on his forehead that was revealed to us in a typically Jacob fashion?
Despoiler98: OMG ANDY :D
MAPBoardgames: Did the cornstarch fall into the plot?
Sarah_Serinde: Xenguin47 No, I'm guessing he just needed a bandage
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydJacobVision lrrCORI shigiIdk
Scarbble: MAPBoardgames you'd have to boil the plot to thicken it with cornstarch.
Sarah_Serinde is here for ghost cats
Featherweight_: let it ride!
Xenguin47: Fair, okay. Thanks, Sarah!
theprophetofcthulu: GHOST CATS!!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: shigiTroll orangekitPeach ssandGHOST_BW orangekitHappycat orangekitOrangeKitten
PharaohBender27: @Xenguin47 I don't believe so, and figure it's not something he wants to talk about, i.e. it's some minor thing he's sick of having to explain
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN
Despoiler98: :D
ContingentCat: I didn't think we were playing Toon anymore? Kappa
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat its always toon, even when its not
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Was there a background document for this campaign linked to in a command?
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnWeird
Sarah_Serinde: Not exactly a document, but yes
Arclight_Dynamo: Thank you!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
MAPBoardgames: Clue is the best movie adaptation of I boardgame I know of.
Despoiler98: O.O
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnWow ysbrydJacobVision
Sarah_Serinde: DigitalSeahorse You're getting a little spammy with all the emotes
PharaohBender27: Uh. Oh.
DigitalSeahorse: <message deleted>divaRage bunnnRoll bunnnSex
GreayStone: To the dome!
Rhynerd: Memory loss? Convenient?
Featherweight_: thats six hours to find a ghost cat!
Arclight_Dynamo: Dome 'em out?
Despoiler98: The salad spinner is the most important! It spins the salad!
PharaohBender27: Patches is clearly a "Fake it until you make it" type
JakeKamas: Biospinner? I don't remember that getting mentioned at all
Arclight_Dynamo: There's a bunch going on that I don't remember. I don't remember their NPC, for example.
Arclight_Dynamo: Last I heard, dwarves were approaching... and this is different?
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
Earthenone: was a time skip arclight
Arclight_Dynamo: @Earthenone That was what I was assuming.
Despoiler98: Jacob got to do his fave base building ;D
chaostreader: @arclight_dynamo They saw how the dwarves entered the Dome.
Despoiler98: The Jacob is happy
Sibwow: somebody gif that jacob dance please
Arclight_Dynamo: @chaostreader TY!
LoadingReadyRun: Stacksandstackandstacks of bonuses
ritchards: oh, it's a bandaid on his head!
Mr_Dirty: So about this ghost cat
MAPBoardgames: A few termites will create all the pittraps for you.
Despoiler98: jacob plz
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
Juliamon: !tiltyquote
LRRbot: "You're gonna be subjected to some goddamn puns." — Jacob (via tiltyhouse)
hoktauri: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
beckett_brass: I appreciated that pun.
MAPBoardgames: I was wondering when Jacob would get aRound to making a dome-pun
MAPBoardgames: I know he has a BALL with spherical-based puns
kusinohki: anyone else getting robot voice?
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JaysonMaxwell: @kusinohki not so far, no.
MAPBoardgames: no
Sarah_Serinde: MAPBoardgames No need to circle around the matter, he embraces every kind of pun
kusinohki: *sigh* refreshing...
LadyAiluros: The warforged kinsa remind me of the Exos in Destiny
MAPBoardgames: Voluntold
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Despoiler98: HahaBall
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: MOTHER lrrEFF ER
Alas_Babylon: [pspspspspsps in French]
Sarah_Serinde: Yes excellent
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I hope marcel gets his ghost cat
Kramburger: Where does Jacob end and Patches begin?
PharaohBender27: Katzergeist?
DigitalSeahorse: Invisible Cat
chaostreader: Tricky is a nice name for a cat.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Invisicat
kalira77: poultergateau
DiscordianTokkan: I just got back, has it been confirmed that there's an actual ghost kitty?
kusinohki: puss-tergeist?
ContingentCat: We haven't proven it's not also a cat-cake-ghost
InkyGhoast: meow?
EldarLuin: Figuring it out during break. lol
Scarbble: spir-kit
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: chatasm?
beckett_brass: For those interested in japanese, neko-mancy, maybe?
Kramburger: I imagine that whenever possible, Hauler is doing bicep curls during conversations
DarkMorford: Bakemono = ghost/phantom, Neko = cat. Bakeneko?
LoadingReadyRun: our only evidence that it is a cat is that it seems to like knocking stuff off ledges
Wrexadecimal: @beckett_brass hah!
kalira77: which, to be fair, is decent evidence
kalira77: cats are capricious gods
jkphil: no no, goats are capricious.
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun and that's enough evidence for us
beckett_brass: @jkphil So cats are capricious goats?
jkphil: yes
jkphil: that
Kramburger: DeadMau
Alas_Babylon: Nekomancer sounds amazing
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: nekomancy is the magic of communing wit hand manipulation cats, as well as dealing with feline energies
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *and
DarkMorford: Ah, they're installing a garage-dome opener.
MAPBoardgames: AD&D is a typo from ADHD
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL purrtergeist
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: PAUL HAS IT
Alas_Babylon: Shame they can't read chat, but man, I wish they could
ContingentCat: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx it mostly focuses on good scritches
Sarah_Serinde: Alas_Babylon Some of them might read it later
EldarLuin: Paul... speak up during break... otherwise, Jacob may break.
Drakas: nyantom
Alas_Babylon: Also solid
kusinohki: phan-tom-cat ???
Alas_Babylon: Chat is on fiyah to-night
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @ContingentCat and strategic placement of boxes.
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Alas_Babylon: My suggestion would have just been Danny, as in Danny Phantom, but I can't come up with a pun for Danny
kusinohki: Thanks for the HyperCrown @chimingfish
Alas_Babylon: if only it was a dog, so it could be Spaniel Phantom
SachielOne: Fred Penner IN THE HOUSE!
mercano82: The cat IS a goner, after all.
Despoiler98: THey come back and the cats burned the place down CurseLit
kusinohki: how long before something happens that would have been solved by bringing the cart?
EldarLuin: *Hauler buried up to the neck*
Wrexadecimal: uhhh enigmaS
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Despoiler98: sorry what lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: Gonna get lubed up!
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: this seems trustworthy
beckett_brass: Invisibility, maybe?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Despoiler98: :D
MAPBoardgames: What's the AC bonus for blackmail?
Snowcookies: lol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: "cool 'cause I sure don't now"
Alas_Babylon: @MAPBoardgames It's pretty good, but on the maker, not on the wearer...
Getter404: Man, I miss one week and suddenly we've gone from Sand Souls to Two Robutts & a Green Boi
Despoiler98: Dust of Disappearance?
Despoiler98: yay called it
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
MAPBoardgames: The rest of the party will be functionally invisible since Patches is so shiny.
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob katesSir
EldarLuin: It gets /everywhere!!/
gualdhar: WutFace NotLikeThis
Despoiler98: slytqSmug slytqSmug slytqSmug
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler puts the lid back on the pot, then takes it back off
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta follow directions
Sarah_Serinde: This is precious :D
emthemarvelous: lrrSCOOP
kusinohki: surprised hauler didn't run into patches on the way to the pot...
Getter404: Oh no, Hauler's overheating
Despoiler98: Cloaking Device
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Dust of Obviousness
MAPBoardgames: And a 10' section of ground.
kusinohki: @LoadingReadyRun I cast "dust in teh wind"
beckett_brass: So, when the sparkly bits on the ground disappear, does that cause that part of the ground to disappear?
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure that deadline won't come up
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
EldarLuin: I love this trio. <3
Sarah_Serinde: Awww
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha, Noooooo
Getter404: Suddenly it's the Ghost Cup scene from WWDITS
CaptainSpam: TRAGEDY!
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART
PhorrestGaze: but the bit
MAPBoardgames: It didn't stop him playing with stick
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Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure this won't lead to any communication or coordination problems
ContingentCat: Cheer169 thanks all <3
Despoiler98: @Sarah_Serinde Itll be just fine lrrFINE
beckett_brass: +15? Oh goodness.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
EldarLuin: That... kinda makes sense for Hauler, really
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely no one and nothing with high perception
beckett_brass: Doesn't nat 1 mean an automatic failure?
kalira77: would magical silence mean you are silenced (i.e., unable to talk), or just unhearable? 'cause if it's the second, I could entirely see Hauler and Marcel doing these ridiculous things anyway unknowing that the others can't hear them
DiscordianTokkan: Dale would only say that if it's completely fine!
MAPBoardgames: <I got a 20!> <I got an 18.> I GOT A 3!
Alas_Babylon: @kalira77 No sound can enter or leave an area produced by the *silence* spell
StarWarsTHX1138: is anyone else hearing Jacob silently screaming?
PharaohBender27 steps out for dinner
Alas_Babylon: @kalira77 You can technically "talk", it's not like you have a magical handkerchief in your mouth, but sound won't escape your lips
Sarah_Serinde: beckett_brass I think that's true for attacks but not skill checks iirc? But I don't know about 5e specifically
Alas_Babylon: The answer to that is no, that only applies to attack rolls
DiscordianTokkan: Uh OOOOH
MAPBoardgames: Hauler has One Job.
Alas_Babylon: Everything else, there is no "critical failure" or "critical success"
Despoiler98: Watch Hauler collapses the dome hitting it so hard
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
EldarLuin: Oh dear
Alas_Babylon: This is "Jacob Must (Emotionally) Die", the session
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrCORI
kalira77: cori no
EldarLuin: Ding!
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4694
LRRbot: Quote #4694: "I'm a helper!" —Dale [2018-02-19]
EldarLuin: :o
Sarah_Serinde: Got there eventually :D
mercano82: Always had it
Sarah_Serinde: Never didn't have it
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Xenguin47: Andy: "I'm a sparkly vampire!" Jacob: *throws a blanket over Andy*
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, gross.
Snowcookies: is this blade runner?
ContingentCat: y i k e s
DiscordianTokkan: Ah! This storyline
DigitalSeahorse: Steampunk
GhostValv: that's a yikes
niccus: is this detroit
cotillion1850: so..... sex bots
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Forged, but not WARforged
Juliamon: Make Love Not Warforged
Arclight_Dynamo: War! What is it good forged?!
DiscordianTokkan: Warforged, Psyfirgedm Graveforged, and now, the Silicon Forged
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 'phor!'-forged?
Sarah_Serinde: Must not be any around then
DiscordianTokkan: OOH, YES, @Juliamon, LoveForged is a better name
Featherweight_: Don't you do it. Painting these portraits takes ages
Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't seem like Hauler's kinda thing anyway
theprophetofcthulu: Hopefully no-one becomes a love forged
EldarLuin: "immediately"
Alas_Babylon: All's Fair in Love and Warforged
LoadingReadyRun: Glitter Bombing the Dwarf Dome
Grimlai: Maybe if I stand under this disco ball and scream loudly, that will throw him off our trail
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha, the Glitter! It'll never disappear now!
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
SeiichiSin: Jacob looks so hurt.
StarWarsTHX1138: Jacob looks like he's going to die
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
IbunWest: lrrSPOOP
Phailhammer: You can have one phasing undead, as
cotillion1850: Why?.. does Jacob have a bandage on his head?
Phailhammer: *a treat.
Arclight_Dynamo: @cotillion1850 Presumably, he hurt his head.
Xenguin47: @cotillion1850 We have no idea.
Xenguin47: We assume because he has a hole in himself
Arclight_Dynamo: Bandages tend to be used to plug holes.
cotillion1850: Ah was curious if it was some sort of gag
Sarah_Serinde: cotillion1850 Presumably for the reason you normally put on a bandage
actionjb: @cotillion1850 Because it wouldn't have done any good on his foot
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes people just need a bandage
DiscordianTokkan: Favoured... Frenemy
Alas_Babylon: "'ow do you do, fellow undead?"
Despoiler98: WELP
kalira77: "favored" enemy = let me make friends with them
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Gold oil slick appears on the river
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
Sarah_Serinde: Glad we have those stats out there now :D
EldarLuin: So much fun.
Arclight_Dynamo: 8 means they can read!
PhorrestGaze: lovely
hoktauri: That explains so much
BlindProphet32: benginOh benginHeck
kalira77: omg my ribs
Kramburger: Jacob's two companions have one brain cell between they two of them
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo I'm so proud of Hauler
gualdhar: ah yes, the badass characters who comically fail their roles
beckett_brass: Had to step out for a moment. What happened after the check to see if the dwarves noticed them?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: @beckett_brass Hauler jammed the pick into the dome wall, the other two showed up, and they were all loud enough some undead came out of a pavillion.
gualdhar: Andy needs to put his dice in dice jail
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad Cori is having fun. I'm having fun. tiltyhYAS
korbl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:10:45.
beckett_brass: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh lovely
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ContingentCat: katesLol
StarWarsTHX1138: he's dying
Sarah_Serinde: Patches is very unhappy
theprophetofcthulu: ENTER THE BASEMENT
DigitalSeahorse: at least Patches doesn't have a pulled muscle
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: HYDRATE
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Arclight_Dynamo: Poor Jacob. :D
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrBreak
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote Jacob consents
LRRbot: Quote #6309: "Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned." —Jacob [2019-08-12]
kusinohki: I love the contrast between jacob's face and cori's...
Sarah_Serinde: I adore Cori's delight
EldarLuin: awww no music?
Sarah_Serinde: And also Jacob's suffering
Arclight_Dynamo: But, I assume-- ah, there we go, Sarah. I was going to assume he's actually loving it. :D
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InquisitorGaia: i think jacob would cosplay a very good rincewind
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner a) right in time, and b) knowing full well a lot of wackiness happened during his absence to the point he'll have little understanding what's going on when we come back
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob would not put up with something that was actively making him unhappy :)
NimrodXIV: Thanks for the HyperParkour @arkilyd
Arclight_Dynamo: Exactly my thought. He likes being the straight man, here.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's delightful.
PharaohBender27: *right in time for a break
Sarah_Serinde: Also he's an actor
Juliamon: He's a great actor.
chaostreader: What stuff are they looking for again?
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
Arclight_Dynamo: That too.
Arclight_Dynamo: @chaostreader A magical beer tap, a magical security system, and a salad spinner.
PharaohBender27: So if I might ask, what *is* the latest status of our heroes? Had to go to dinner about 20 minutes ago
EldarLuin: Yay!
DiscordianTokkan: Huzzah, musics!
Featherweight_: about what you'd expect
PharaohBender27: [sudden music surprises everyone]
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Long story short, from what I've heard, their attempts at magical stealth failed, and now have attracted the attention of an unhappy undead guy.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Hauler jammed the ice pick into the dome wall. The other two came over. They were loud and attracted some undead. Marcel bluffed and now they are all headed to the security office... which is full of dwarves. Patches is panicking.
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel is trying to make friends with/bluff security, we learned that Hauler and Marcel both have an int of 8, Patches is unhappy
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 What @Arclight_Dynamo said.
PharaohBender27: Very interesting, @beckett_brass , @Arclight_Dynamo , and @Sarah_Serinde - also, what a twist, @Sarah_Serinde !
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Snowcookies: Poor patches, surrounded by idiots
chaostreader: I don’t think the Undead are Security, they just live in the dome now.
DiscordianTokkan: Also, they're SENTIENT Undead
Despoiler98: I didnt expect the ranger to have such low Int
Klandiro: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Oh wait, is 8 bad? Here I thought we were learning Hauler was secretly smart :p (I . . . don't play D&D, just watch it here)
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 10 is basic human
Despoiler98: 20 is the max
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Yep. 8 out of 20, if I recall my D&D correctly.
Snowcookies: 8 is less than average
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah 10 is average for normal humans
serramarkov: Also, our heroes are leaving glitter trails wherever they go.
chaostreader: 8 gives -1 on ability checks.
Sarah_Serinde: In any stat
EldarLuin: PharaohBender, I don't DnD either. Everything I know about DnD, I've learned from watching LRR
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 @beckett_brass @Snowcookies @Sarah_Serinde OK, so I totally misinterpreted that revelation, my bad
DigitalSeahorse: meds reminder for those that need it
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 an INT score of 8 is the bare minimum for literacy.
PharaohBender27: @EldarLuin lrrHEART Also more or less describes what I know of MtG
Alas_Babylon: in 5e I don't think there's a hard line score for literacy
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EldarLuin: I know even less about MtG. lol
beckett_brass: Zev sounds like a cool name.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Alas_Babylon Oh, it's changed? Honestly, my intuitive understanding of D&D comes from 2e.
Alas_Babylon: Yep
Sarah_Serinde: whoops
Alas_Babylon: It's reasonable to assume that someone with an INT of 6 would have trouble with/not know how to read, but there is no codified, hard-and-fast "You have 7 INT therefore you can't read" rule anymore
PharaohBender27: @EldarLuin Fun fact: For many years, I thought MtG was some sort of spinoff of D&D, i.e. it was also a dice-rolling RPG game
ContingentCat: whoopsie
Arclight_Dynamo: @Alas_Babylon ...I really need to read my 5e DMG.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
chaostreader: @pharaohbender27 To be fair, they are owned by the same company.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
beckett_brass: Wait. Why do undead need security? It's not like getting wounded would do much.
PharaohBender27: @chaostreader Thus my "i.e.," because I didn't even know that
Klandiro: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: katesLol
PharaohBender27: MAGIC
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler is unhappy about this
Despoiler98: *jazz hands* magic!
EldarLuin: oops
kalira77: oh no
PharaohBender27 gets ready to clip
IbunWest: feenLUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, good! A table!
DiscordianTokkan: Living Spell of Presidigitation!
ContingentCat: Is Marcel also going to get some exfoliating?
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
beckett_brass: Ah yes, the Wild Magic Table.
EldarLuin: "Probably"
kalira77: i don't know the game very well, but i know about wild magic stories
Sarah_Serinde: *Almost* certainly
beckett_brass: Everyone's favorite table.
Scarbble: i *love* the wild magic table
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It will almost definitely be fine.
TheAwkes: You mean you led Jacob into a wild magic zone without telling him he's in a wild magic zone?! Nothing could be finer.
chaostreader: Isn’t wild magic a d100
bmac_oceanusborealis: waiting for the but
ContingentCat: @TheAwkes Dale's a helper
kalira77: jacob does not trust
EldarLuin: Jacob looks terrified
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, Dale is loving this.
Twilight_Spark: D:
Sarah_Serinde: chaostreader I think that's for determining the effects, not whether an effect happens in the first place
Scarbble: the d20 was probably surge / no surge
TheAwkes: ContingentCat and it's sooooo much sweeter because it's Jacob.
beckett_brass: @EldarLuin I would be to if I were in Jacob's shoes.
EldarLuin: Oh no argument here.... Jacob, doing Wild magic, while Dale DMing? Completely legit feelings!
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob has NOTICED this is good info
Despoiler98: THOSE sobs
PharaohBender27: TFW when the 60 second limit on clips is legit frustrating
ritchards: that's not what presidigitation works Jacob
chaostreader: Don’t destroy magic items. In older editions magic stuff explodes when destroyed.
ContingentCat: @ritchards but saying yes is more fun
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun If it's not too prying a question for post-stream: I'm curious about lrrCORI 's virtual background - it strikes me as one personally chosen rather than a default scene
ritchards: I'm waiting for them to find out they need to be covered in the powder to get out ;)
Despoiler98: @chaostreader my brothers friends snapped a wand of wonder in half in 1st Edition.......... slytqSmug
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4777
LRRbot: Quote #4777: "My job is to sit here and say yes to things." —Dale [2018-03-12]
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
EldarLuin: Soul ripped?!?
beckett_brass: @Despoiler98 That must've been an experience :) .
ritchards: @ContingentCat yes, but if they are fitting into the adventurers league, Dale might not be able to be as flexible.
bmac_oceanusborealis: OOOhhhh
Despoiler98: @beckett_brass it was a very expensive experience
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like that Prestidigitation covers, like 75% off the magical effects you would want to do if magic was real :P
DiscordianTokkan: HahaHide
Snowcookies: love it
Rhynerd: “Hey, I came to pick up my check.”
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd "Unfortunately, that check may have bounced"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Listen to the Machine" is a weird "Rage Against the Machine" cover band.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe if you didn't put them in your mouth they'd roll better, Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: Smooth, Dale :D
Despoiler98: nice Dale
beckett_brass: But threes are fun, Jacob!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, yes, Pope Blurr VIV
Arclight_Dynamo: er... *XIV
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, lrrCORI !
Despoiler98: Just pick up the building
EldarLuin: Easily sneaking outable
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler I love you
DiscordianTokkan: EVERYTHING is Cake
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
DiscordianTokkan: MALTY
ElementalAlchemist: malty tap
Despoiler98: Mmmmmmmm malt
ContingentCat: Cake is so good, I need to listen to them more
beckett_brass: I like that pun
Despoiler98: Remember all, the cake is a lite
Despoiler98: lie
LoadingReadyRun: Those kids with their Bio Spinners!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Don't listen to Dale.
LRRbot: New quote #7131: "Don't listen to Dale." —Jacob [2020-08-17]
Arclight_Dynamo: "Ignore the DM" - Jacob
Juliamon: "Would you like to do a sidequ--" "YES"
Snowcookies: and now it is
Wrexadecimal: Yoo the gravitron! I love that ride!
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Sarah_Serinde: Cori
Despoiler98: LIquified Kids
Snowcookies: thanks for giving Dale ideas, Andy
EldarLuin: And then... SCIENCE!
beckett_brass: It occurs to me. I've been assuming that the Multi-tap is some sort of beer tap. But, do we actually know what the Multi-tap is?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
mtvcdm: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: Just this once :D
ContingentCat: Dale *frantically take notes*
SeiichiSin: I dunno how to clip that, but that was hilarious.
DarkMorford: @beckett_brass We've established that it's spelled "Malty-Tap," so presumably it's beer, yeah. :D
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that too.
Snowcookies: killdren?
Rhynerd: At least the “while I enjoy saying yes” followed by “don’t” part.
PharaohBender27: @SeiichiSin @Rhynerd Refresh, and the clip icon should show
Rhynerd: @pharaohbender27 on mobile
Alas_Babylon: This is starting to sound like the Panalysts episode where they were trying very hard to make a harmonious union between sharks and children
EldarLuin: "I adore children... I could never eat a whole one." - Hexadecimal
wynternyghtynggale: some of my best friends are undead
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SeiichiSin: I just don't know how the clip system works.
Rhynerd: Can’t really clip effectively on mobile.
PharaohBender27: Don't know if this is what @mtvcdm wanted clipped or before, but:
Sarah_Serinde: More concerned about awkward conversation than getting into a fight with a bunch of undead that might try to kill h im
Sarah_Serinde: Kind of a mood tbh
Arclight_Dynamo: Was gonna say, Sarah.
LoadingReadyRun: Does Marcel have a Favored Enemy or Favorite Enemy?
Alas_Babylon: Yes.
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd Oh, my bad.
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Yes. :P
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
LoadingReadyRun: At Level 3, Ranger gets a Frenemy
DiscordianTokkan: PFFFT
waitwhatpleasedont: best friend right thier
Alas_Babylon: "My name is ... what? My name is... what?"
chaostreader: Maybe they can use the love-bot thing to look like dwarves?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL They see the "Warforged Enhancement Exhibit" - Warforged look at each other, "nope, we don't have to do there"
EldarLuin: To the tune of Benny Hill
Sarah_Serinde: Did they not use the security system to find these things? Would they not have seen what the spinner looked like?
Sarah_Serinde: Not that this isn't fun :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
beckett_brass: I appreciate that pun
DiscordianTokkan: '"We all agree so we do it!" ~Famous last words' is literally something I have engraved on a dice case
Despoiler98: are there any puns you dont appreciate?
beckett_brass: @Despoiler98 ...No, not really.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Surely you have a yellow card in one of your mod pockets to show to Jacob
beckett_brass: @Despoiler98 I like almost all puns!
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 It's cute you think I could ever stop Jacob from punning :P
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde katesLol Fair
Kramburger: they can have little a brain, as a treat
Sarah_Serinde: Bahaha Jacob
beckett_brass: I feel lucky.
Despoiler98: SMACK
Despoiler98: HELL YES
ElementalAlchemist: WOO
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGOAT
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that feels good. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] You have a thing! It looks pretentious.
LRRbot: New quote #7132: "You have a thing! It looks pretentious." —Dale [2020-08-17]
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: LUL Sarah
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4777
LRRbot: Quote #4777: "My job is to sit here and say yes to things." —Dale [2018-03-12]
PharaohBender27: Hauler's ready for anything!
Sarah_Serinde: Or alternatively
ElementalAlchemist: "I would like to make myself smell like brains."
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6274
LRRbot: Quote #6274: "I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say." —Dale [2019-08-05]
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: Dale®: He's consistent!™
beckett_brass: Question: what does Presidigitation do, exactly?
DiscordianTokkan: This is true!
ElementalAlchemist: pretty much anything minor
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6716
LRRbot: Quote #6716: "It's my job to make sure that bad things happen to you, because otherwise you would get bored." —Dale [2020-01-20]
Sarah_Serinde: I really like that quote
chaostreader: @beckett_brass Lots of things.
LoadingReadyRun: I can smell, but I don't know what brains smell like
EldarLuin: That won't get noticed .... at... all....
kalira77: fava beans?
beckett_brass: @Anaerin Thank you.
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun depends on how dead it is :P
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beckett_brass: Thanks for the HyperTiger @eboera
Sarah_Serinde: That...seems like a bad idea :D
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6371
LRRbot: Quote #6371: "Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'" —Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
chaostreader: Oh. Thunderclap. Range of 30 feet, I think?
RandomTrivia: 15 foot cube
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, PharaohBender27! Welcome to mowdownjoe and Talin06! (Today's storm count: 55)
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:14.
Sarah_Serinde: Deepening your running in, stealing things, tearing off the back of the tent, and escaping
Owl975: Thanks for the HyperMayhem @pharaohbender27
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent cover
PharaohBender27: No problem, @Owl975 !
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure shooting one of the residents will help build that cover too
PharaohBender27: Fighting retreat!
beckett_brass: Time for the good ol, tactical retreat!
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob gabyLul
LoadingReadyRun: Evil ET Attack!
ritchards: ha! can't drain my levels if I don't have any!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale and Jacob) [now] 'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'
LRRbot: New quote #7133: "'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'" —Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
EldarLuin: Dice working as intended
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
DiscordianTokkan: Omae wa Shinderu
LoadingReadyRun: Awwww. Poor DM
beckett_brass: Still not sure why they need security, then.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6414
LRRbot: Quote #6414: "Desperation can be a good time for all!" —Dale [2019-09-23]
PharaohBender27: So Patches is the one who's either strategically smart, or who is panicky :p
RandomTrivia: !quote 6719
LRRbot: Quote #6719: "Oh, I can make that worse." —Dale [2020-01-20]
RandomTrivia: Bless Dale, for he is an unlimited font of ominous quotes
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: this now a game of Rugby
DiscordianTokkan: Time to roll the Blood Bowl scatter dice!
Arclight_Dynamo: See, Jacob, the thing about quarterbacks is they get tackled.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *this is
beckett_brass: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx Isn't that a particularly dangerous sport?
PharaohBender27: Hauler confirmed jock Kappa
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: indeed
Despoiler98: she has a pocket of holding
beckett_brass: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx Perfect for DnD then :) .
Arclight_Dynamo: So, DM, what happens when I put a portable hole into a bag of holding? Kappa
txzen_: always tacos
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo lrrCOW
Despoiler98: :D
ContingentCat: katesLol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
LoadingReadyRun: Hauler has Bender's torso door
RandomTrivia: @Arclight_Dynamo I don't know if you're joking or not (there is a RAW answer)
chaostreader: Does the wasp join the battle?
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet idea, Hauler
Arclight_Dynamo: @RandomTrivia I'm joking in that I know there's likely a hilarious interaction, but I'm also interested in that I don't know the real answer. :P
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss I love that Hauler has good CHA
beckett_brass: Huh. Good CHA. Can't say I was expecting that.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I legitimately yet also am legally obligated to appreciate that joke
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde I mean, you love Hauler's personality, right? We all do. Thus...
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Yup perfectly logical gabyLul
Arclight_Dynamo: :P
RandomTrivia: @Arclight_Dynamo RAW (if I remember right) is that it tears open a black hole and sucks in whoever was holding the bag. Or a dimensional portal or something
Sarah_Serinde: (The wasp is the security emergency)
jkphil: Hauler is wearing a few dozen security badges
Arclight_Dynamo: @RandomTrivia Yeeesssss...
LoadingReadyRun: Slow Zombies, oh good
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: Looked it up, it opens a portal to the astral plane, sucks in any creatures within 10ft and destroys both hole and bag
DiscordianTokkan: "DAVE, be COOL"
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5091
LRRbot: Quote #5091: "There are more problems now." —Dale, as DM [2018-06-18]
kalira77: i know there will be variations, but do we have any idea approximately their HPs?
kalira77: just trying to figure out how much we should worry about these hits
beckett_brass: Do Warforged actually have brains? Obviously they have intelligence and a mind, but where are those held in a Warforged?
Arclight_Dynamo: @RandomTrivia Huuuh. And now I wonder what the lore is on why it goes to the *astral* plane.
RandomTrivia: Probably because it's super awkward to get back from. @Arclight_Dynamo
Rhynerd: @beckett_brass from what I’ve been told Warforged are meant to have etchings on their foreheads that operate as their brains.
LoadingReadyRun: It would be so confusing to the zombie to have someone's entire body smell like brains. "Are his feet brains?" "Are his arms brains?"
Arclight_Dynamo: @beckett_brass They are confirmed to not have meatbrains, since travelling into the Mournlands only affected Marcel, due to his meatbrain.
Rhynerd: Much like traditional golems, now I think of it.
Arclight_Dynamo: @RandomTrivia Well, okay, that's fair. :D
Despoiler98: a party with no cleric HURRAY
beckett_brass: @Rhynerd @Arclight_Dynamo I see. Thanks for responding.
NimrodXIV: two swords and no shits :D
LoadingReadyRun: If a warforged is the zombie's first experience with brains, it might be disappointing
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, just gotta say, I love that Jacob communicates about his desires as a player so well.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6432
LRRbot: Quote #6432: "And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?" —Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
beckett_brass: Prediction: Patches is the one with the Biospinner.
Arclight_Dynamo: If he wasn't, he is now. :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: WELP
LoadingReadyRun: Now we know :P
Despoiler98: ALWAYS
kalira77: talking is a free action
kalira77: alternately marcel says all this in ~6 seconds? :D
RandomTrivia: !quote 6371
LRRbot: Quote #6371: "Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'" —Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
Despoiler98: thunderclap?
chaostreader: ^
RandomTrivia: The disengage action would be rather useful here
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6396
LRRbot: Quote #6396: "Fuck me up, Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-16]
Arclight_Dynamo: "Jacob knows, but Patches doesn't." <-- That, right there? Good player.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6310
LRRbot: Quote #6310: "Let chaos reign." —Jacob, matter-of-factly [2019-08-12]
PharaohBender27: katesLol
chaostreader: !quote 6126
LRRbot: Quote #6126: "Let's maiden, mother, crone this shit." —Jacob [2019-06-15]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Patches has a sweet synth! He just made a giant square wave lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, lrrCORI !
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RandomTrivia: !quote 6439
LRRbot: Quote #6439: "Even Dale can't prepare for Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-30]
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: oh no
LoadingReadyRun: FYI: 750gp is the price of a Raise Dead lrrAWW
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
Sarah_Serinde: welp
kalira77: oof
beckett_brass: Down as in incapacitated, or down as in dead?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooo
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale and Jacob) [now] 'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'
LRRbot: New quote #7134: "'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'" —Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
DiscordianTokkan: Not Dead, just a bit soul-ripped
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
Arclight_Dynamo: I also like that Dale is straight-up about that.
Despoiler98: hes the literal DEVIL according the LRR
ElementalAlchemist: "When is it not a time to do a devils' bargain?" --Dale
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?
LRRbot: New quote #7135: "When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?" —Dale [2020-08-17]
Sarah_Serinde: *definitely* had to add that one
ElementalAlchemist: absolutely
ElementalAlchemist: v. important
PharaohBender27: Oh, can character d- . . . but of course they can die
Juliamon: If you hadn't, I was halfway done typing it
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde sergeJustRight
kusinohki: just remember to use the standard forms when making a devils bargain
Sarah_Serinde: :D
PharaohBender27: I will be sad/upset if Hauler dies
Sarah_Serinde: pls retrieve Patches
Arclight_Dynamo: Hauler is such a good friend. :D
beckett_brass: Can one throw another player, assuming their strength is high enough?
Arclight_Dynamo: @beckett_brass Sure, though they may try to resist. But since Patches is unconscious....
Sarah_Serinde: Yes...well...
niccus: time to haul ass
Sarah_Serinde: So they got one item and 0/3 of the things they needed to get :D
Juliamon: Sounds about right for 2 hours of play.
Despoiler98: EW
BrindleBoar: sounds delightful
Sarah_Serinde: Of course it was
Arclight_Dynamo: Disease sucker = bacteria lollipop?
EldarLuin: The Tent of Youth
Snowcookies: gross
BrindleBoar: some kind of horrible pennicilin-leech
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Wrexadecimal: """""joy"""""
Sarah_Serinde: I cannot convey this in quotes :P
PharaohBender27: These damn rich people, trying to find the key to eternal youth . . . katesSass
Kramburger: How many different ways do you think Jacob has pictured Dale's death?
EldarLuin: Seems legit
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote jacob consents
LRRbot: Quote #6309: "Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned." —Jacob [2019-08-12]
Arclight_Dynamo: ^^^
Arclight_Dynamo: Jacob is having a blast.
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: Also
beckett_brass: Oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6396
LRRbot: Quote #6396: "Fuck me up, Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-16]
Arclight_Dynamo: "Slumped" is one of those words that is never good.
ContingentCat: katesRip ?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Despoiler98: someone needs to die now
DigitalSeahorse: does she need a bandage?
ContingentCat: oh good
Arclight_Dynamo: You hurt our NPC. It is time to die.
Snowcookies: Oh no
IbunWest: feenLUL
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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chaostreader: What happened to the person who made them invisible?
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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EldarLuin: Dale always picks the worst times to end things. lol
CraziestOwl: LUL
kusinohki: applause!
Sarah_Serinde: EldarLuin *best
Sarah_Serinde: ! (come hang out)
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great session!
PharaohBender27: Also, hair is a possible source of wound infection - the "you need to shave your head when in the army" thing started in World War I when there were a lot more head wounds due to shelling into trenches
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DigitalSeahorse: shigiClap2 shigiClap1 shigiClap2 shigiClap1
Kramburger: Who knows what darkness lurks in the heart of Andy? Only Andy knows!
SeiichiSin: See you guys later. Want to stick around for the after show, but got to go lay down.
Rhynerd: New quest: vengeance
Snowcookies: Players have priorities
Rhynerd: Dying? Maybe about 300 gold.
Sarah_Serinde: That was so much fun
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Rhynerd: Losing a magic item: “when the hell am I supposed to find another? Do you know how much I went through for that!”
kalira77: so much comedy of errors
DiscordianTokkan: "Why are you ATTACKING us?!"
EldarLuin: Begin... THe List!
BrindleBoar: "I've been here for two hundred years and it's sucked, is this a vacation for you or what, go away"
CraziestOwl: I feel like dale says that every time
DiscordianTokkan: It me!
Sarah_Serinde: Didn't expect that
kusinohki: "liquid doom, except no substitutes"
RandomTrivia: It's hard to find Solid Doom of architectural-standard purity these days
kusinohki: *accept
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, Dale, lrrPAUL , Jacob, lrrCORI , and Andy!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream, everyone! This was great!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Sarah_Serinde: In case you missed it, Cori dropped her inn name suggestions in chat at the start of stream...
Juliamon: I mean, what else would do that?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Paul, remember your name for it!
Snowcookies: Obviously, the ghost cat want ys your attention for you to play
ContingentCat: it's going to be hard to notice if those shot glasses were knocked down in the disarray
Juliamon: There is always more Dead Space
Kramburger: Nope. Probably two more sessions
beckett_brass: There's always more Dead Space.
Kramburger: Minimum
Nigouki: woooooooooo civ!
Snowcookies: Civ6
Kramburger: Dead Space and Taxes, eh?
Arclight_Dynamo: They're doing a thing where you can blind randomize your tech tree, too.
Kramburger: I want volcanoes to sacrifice my children to
DiscordianTokkan: WAT
Snowcookies: wat
DoodlestheGreat: VAMPIRES?
ContingentCat: wat
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, Dale is talking about a secret societies update.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Arclight_Dynamo: It's neat!
DiscordianTokkan: Civ VAmpires
Snowcookies: !clip
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ContingentCat: I think a division of little girls is weirder
itomeshi: Girl/Vampire Scouts.
PharaohBender27: All these Vampire immigrants are ruining us! Kappa
Earthenone: a trope of girl scouts
DoodlestheGreat: Guess we need to invite Dale into some Civ streams.
DiscordianTokkan: Or out of the Red?
Kramburger: Civ VI going full The Sims
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Kramburger: AWWWWW
LadyEarlGreyWarden: Thanks so much for another amazing stream! lrrHEART
ContingentCat: Thanks for the stream Dale, Jacob, Cori, Andy, and Paul lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee!
DoodlestheGreat: BYE!
Snowcookies: lol hurting Jacob
beckett_brass: Have a good night everyone!
serramarkov: G'night all!
kalira77: night!
CraziestOwl: Yes Dale
Nigouki: byeeeee!
Sarah_Serinde: Dale is going to bring that up in front of Jacob at any and every opportunity :D
PharaohBender27: Dale did that JUST to hurt Jacob, I know
GreayStone: Good night
ContingentCat: @Kramburger next there'll be knitting and metal music
Phailhammer: cya :)
RandomTrivia: !quote 4632
LRRbot: Quote #4632: "It's BM." —Dale [2018-01-29]
PharaohBender27: PrideWave
Snowcookies: night knight
Sarah_Serinde: And now to peruse Hauler's list of inn names
Sarah_Serinde: It's very good
Juliamon: I like Flail & Eggs
Sarah_Serinde: The Dust and Goo Everywhere Inn
Sarah_Serinde: some inn
Sarah_Serinde: Friend Place
Sarah_Serinde: They're all just so strong
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I also appreciate "The Broken Window (no that's already on the list)"
Juliamon: Bug Free Place sets a certain standard they may not be able to uphold though
Earthenone: especiallly if the ghost cat turns out to be a bug
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but "Half Inn Half Out" though
Sarah_Serinde: !inn names
LRRbot: Hauler had a lot of excellent ideas for the name of the party's inn.
Sarah_Serinde: For future reference