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NightValien28: friendship is body mass
TXC2: CONTACT
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GhostValv: seabatSKYLADY
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: hey txc2
MAPBoardgames: I'm hoping Spoopifer will put in a cameo on this stream.
TXC2: hi beowuuf
Mister_BlueSky: Let's make some new friends.. lunch. coxSeafood coxSoup
NightValien28: hello hello TXC2 I hope you are well friend
TXC2: hello NightValien28
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
MaverickArtist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LadyLockwood92: Woo
Phosphatide: carrion my wayward joke everyone already though of
Vyous subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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bowseriffic: Hey everybody!
wynternyghtynggale: PrideRise
TXC2: Hello bowseriffic welcome
Mal2mad: bloojWave bloojWave bloojWave
DahudLefthanded: hello!
beowuuf: clearly we just need to name every event in the game like a Carry On film
samuraitiger19 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
samuraitiger19: Wooo! The return of Alex!!
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lirazel64: Hey @txc2 !
TXC2: Hello Mal2mad and DahudLefthanded and lirazel64 welcome
Quillpaw: the notification said alex and carrion i have never slammed a twitch link that fast
quasi79fu: resistance is futile prepare to be assimilated?
beowuuf: Carry On Up The Corridor, Carry On Consuming, Carry On Making Friends
bowseriffic: @txc2 KonCha
DahudLefthanded: I don't know what Carrion is, but the name intrigues me
quasi79fu: So what do we know about this carrion game?
Officinalis: We are the monster.
asthanius: Something about a Wayward Son
Quillpaw: it's The Thing, but you are the Thing
quasi79fu: im intrigued by the name tooo
LadyLockwood92: I've completed it a couple times.
bowseriffic: I trust Alex
bubs1984: I love carrion ! such a good experience !❤️
DahudLefthanded: I'm going to guess it's a vulture sim
TXC2: presumibly eating the flesh of the dead?
quasi79fu: Omg ooooh Quilllpaw im sooooo excited then
LadyDesco subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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asthanius: @TXC2 Or the living!
TeamDarkBeginning: did I read that right? is Alex Friggin Steacy back?
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DahudLefthanded: riding thermals, finding roadkill...
DigitalSeahorse: Should we hear anything?
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the HyperGravity @tidom_kamf
LadyLockwood92: A heads up, it's gonna get pretty messy.
beowuuf: we have some Alex PiF, indeed
Quillpaw: it's about being a pile of hungry spaghetti and it's my favorite game of the year
Mal2mad: We are some kind of flesh monster who has just escaped.
NimrodXIV: Thanks for the HyperHex @samuraitiger19
DahudLefthanded: sequel to Inside?
wynternyghtynggale: jlrrIcream
TehAmelie: aah i made it just in time
arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 54 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: 54 months and the return of Alex. I shall name my 6th sub babby Alex in honor of this day.
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asthanius: Thanks for the HyperHaste @arcaneillumination
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morgoth_bauglyr: 13 months on a dead man's chest?
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LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the HyperHex @arcaneillumination
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PharaohBender27: A new challenger appears!
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Quillpaw: lrrbot, are you okay? where's your spot?
TXC2: it's go!
TXC2: Here we GO!
thujastreams: Games i'm interested in: Carrion.
Juliamon: It's fine, just a Twitch twitch
TehAmelie: lrrSLIMENAL
quasi79fu: its go tii?
TXC2: hello Juliamon
DigitalSeahorse: PrideGasp
asthanius: I think I recognize this human!
MAPBoardgames: Must be Let's Nope. The intro hiccuped
TXC2: Hello Alex
TehAmelie: oh hi
LadyLockwood92: Slime Time~!
Quillpaw: an alex!
Caedynna: :D
beowuuf: hey!
RAICx: Hey Alex!
ninja_theory_ashrams: VTR complete
arcanzaJenkins: hi alex!
Metric_Furlong: I think traditionally you go left
LadyLockwood92: Heyo
Robot_Bones: Though I was missing play it forward only to arrive just in time. Am I a wizard? some say maybe
lord__akira: lrrHORN
TheFreak013: It's Alex PogChamp
Mattmitchell45: Welcome Back!!
TXC2: it's been 87 years.....
Masslost: its alex -senpi
asthanius: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
SeiichiSin: Hello Alex!
sir_jack_DB: hello!
wynternyghtynggale: we missed you <3
Officinalis: <3 Alex
Intrepid_Colin: Oh it's an Alex, hello
iris_of_ether: Afternoon lrrALEX !
Mushbie: Hello Alex :3
quasi79fu: Oh Gahd hi ALex
GhassanPL: The light seems a bit orange, or is it just me?
bowseriffic: Heyyy
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrALEX !
Mike_Tav: Great to see you, Alex!
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back~
RocknGrohlNerd: hello Alex soo nice to see you, hope you are well
Robot_Bones: oh heyy
Quillpaw: welcome back, alex! we've missed you! :D
MAPBoardgames: Alex does seem a bit orange.
SeiichiSin: I've missed ya.
DigitalSeahorse: welcome back, Alex :D
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of tentacles, apparently? What's going on today?
Robot_Bones: an gun wrangler
LadyLockwood92: TransgenderPride BisexualPride GayPride GenderFluidPride AsexualPride PansexualPride LesbianPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride
GhostValv: hi fellow human
GhostValv: :)
quasi79fu: something sounded slimy
MAPBoardgames: I am very exite about Alex stream.
MaverickArtist: good to see you back in the saddle Alex
asthanius: That's an art style
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
LarkSachrosis: Teeth
ArkhamArchivist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
ArkhamArchivist: Teeth?
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Tregelen: love this game, it desperately needs a map though
sir_jack_DB: WOO right off the bat and we are off to the races
BrindleBoar: TEETH
TeiranDragon: lrrHEART Good to see you Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: TENTACLES!
Unas84: a...vore game?
Caedynna: gross in a facinating way
ClockGear subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
ClockGear: Hi Alex, how are you?
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morgoth_bauglyr: a game about people becoming wibbly
arcanzaJenkins: I know nothing about this game, I'm just here for the Alex
DigitalSeahorse: and TEETH
LadyLockwood92: It's pretty gross~ It's great
Metric_Furlong: ah, a rorroh game
TXC2: Noops abound I suspect
CAKHost: Thanks, I hate it.
quasi79fu: welp wow nightmare Fuel
Blade_Tiger: Alex and Carrion, today is a good day
BrindleBoar: Metric_Furlong LUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aquire Biomass
undecided44: having joined without any knowledge of the game, that was a jarring opening visual.
asthanius: Clicky-clacky
TheHundredthIdiot: are the teeth or the tongue with holes in it worse
Robot_Bones: Delicious, I just saw the Zero punctuation on this. super interested to watch
cryomancer20x6: Yay! It's good to see you on stream, Alex!
NightValien28: because he is a dingus
Mattmitchell45: FAT CLACKS!
Invitare: because he's history's greatest monster
Metric_Furlong: history's greated monster James Turner Kappa
morgoth_bauglyr: its ASMR right there
Baldrash: Dat keyboard ASMR.
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun Have you played this Game before? with regards to spoilers in chat
BrindleBoar: don't kinkshame Kappa
Metric_Furlong: *greatest
PharaohBender27: @TheHundredthIdiot Absolutely the tongue
RavingPenguin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
RavingPenguin: Welcome back Alex! <3
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Quillpaw: james loves the tick tick tick tick
lirazel64: Hey, Alex!
Robot_Bones: That's some ASMR shit right there son
MehallD: Ya know, The Thing, from the movie, The Thing, which had a prequel, The Thing.
quasi79fu: clickety clack
Tregelen: movement so smooth
ninja_theory_ashrams: a little trypophobic triggering, that start screen
DigitalSeahorse: xD
iris_of_ether: Oh my gosh
PharaohBender27: @ninja_theory_ashrams No kidding
TehAmelie: my headcanon is we're just Zoidberg without a shell
beckett_brass: Ah, I see we play a thing made of tentacles. This should be...interesting.
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie katesLol
beowuuf: And a short story and a boardgame.... both called Who Goes There...?
LadyLockwood92: Pipes are all one way
Spacecarl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Spacecarl: Welcome back! Nice to see ya again! This game looks wild.
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arcanzaJenkins: Thanks for the HyperCrate @spacecarl
beckett_brass: Good to know that you aren't week to water.
MAPBoardgames: Your "character" is so gross!
MeLikeSmallMatters: oh my Alex! I haven't seen your face in forever, missed the heck outta ya
thujastreams: this isn't a Thuja friendly stream. NOPE NOPE NOPE. Removing this game from my wishlist. Thank you for letting me know this isn't for me. I hope it's a great game for those that this is for! See yah next time.
LadyLockwood92: Water is your friend
Robot_Bones: slorp
TXC2: so long thujastreams stay safe
NimrodXIV: I need to pick this up still. played the demo a while back and had a good time
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Caedynna: LUL
asthanius: So much blood just wasted on the walls
NightValien28: deelicious
LadyLockwood92: The ultimate embarrassment
Baldrash: Oh HELL yes.
Quillpaw: congrats on getting bigger
TXC2: oh I get it, we're Venom Kappa
Nigouki: well that was crunchy
PharaohBender27: o_O
DigitalSeahorse: lol
edh_player: oh yeah its glorp time
TXC2: no what, Carnage, carnage was the red one
sir_jack_DB: not only can you open doors, you can open the FUCK out of them
MeLikeSmallMatters: can you feel the CRONCH
LadyLockwood92: Slime Time
ninja_theory_ashrams: is this a metroidvania?
Caedynna: LUL
morgoth_bauglyr: sort of
asthanius: Wibbly!
justdanisfine: ffs I had the stream open in another window and just realised I cliked on Dead Space from last week instead of 'Live'... sigh.. Hi Alex! <3
Baldrash: So lorge.
TXC2: we chocky
morgoth_bauglyr: you dont have to backtrack but you can
LadyLockwood92: It is pretty Metroidvania
MeLikeSmallMatters: phat blob
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:15.
PharaohBender27: And here I thought we'd be playing a vulture or something, based on the title :P
TehAmelie: remember to use every part of the human
beowuuf: You have bioamassed
Laserbeaks_Fury: Biomass Effect
accountmadeforants: This thing is the embodiment of chat's collective chants of TEETH
Tregelen: i think the nastiest thing you can do in this game is just grab someone and hold them in the air without eating them, it's very mean
GapFiller: evening Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
justdanisfine: wow this is horrifying
Quillpaw: i absolutely love the gore all over the place just from you moving about
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Caedynna: this game seems pretty perfect for you Alex. I'm sure you already know this, as you are currently playing it XD
thraximore: hello Alex! what an... interesting looking game to be playing!
TXC2: "squeeze in" what a promt
masta2505 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
masta2505: All hail THE ALEX!
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Officinalis: Outside! Can we go outside!
TehAmelie: "exqueeze me" should be the tagline of this monster
jadenmina subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
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Quillpaw: you should try and use that hand scanner!
Tregelen: bonfire lite Kappa
thraximore: story so far?
arcanzaJenkins: *that* is how you save??
quasi79fu: is the goal to eascape where you are?
EarlGreyHot_: this art style is so well done, everything feels weighty
DigitalSeahorse: wat wat
TXC2: so have we spilt or have we bread?
roefizzlebeef: very big fan of how this game somehow manages to be both charming and horrifying at the exact same time
LadyLockwood92: Did I do that~?
edh_player: he protec he atac but most importantly glop bites back
Caedynna: we are a biomass, and people have us locked up. we are making our way thru security levels!
NightValien28: TXC2 yes
Procrastronauts: Well this looks suitably horrifying
Bahamutwize: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:06.
beckett_brass: @TXC2 I don't think that this game has anythign to do with bread :) .
MAPBoardgames: The story is: we are a discusting flesh monster that escaped a science tube and we ate a couple people
Ba_Dum_Tish: Perfectly normal day at the office
british_bob subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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SajuukSjet: oh wow, this is giving me flashbacks to The Beast from Homeworld:Cataclsym 0.o
floing_v subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
floing_v: That's almost 3 years
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sir_jack_DB: god you are SO FAST
TXC2: this art style reminds me of that train game Alex played on lets nope I think
Fantusta: can you please make those noises for the entire game
thraximore: lmao the movement really yells that sound effect doesn't it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wibbily wobbly
sir_jack_DB: the *speed*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no, WOOD!
Atomic_Marshmallow: This gives spaghetti monster a whole new meaning
beckett_brass: Let's find out.
Quillpaw: our first weakness, wood
TXC2: Fantusta he probably will
NojhLivic: Hello! I saw the trailer for this game. I tlooked interesting. How is it so far?
justdanisfine: If this is a game about growing into a bigger monstrosity - "it's a Game of Inches, Alex" ?
rasterscan: @TXC2 Final Station?
TXC2: rasterscan yes that was it, thank you
ninja_theory_ashrams: does the biomass have idle animations?
edh_player: he protec he atac but most importantly glorp bites back
LadyLockwood92: Mostly squirming
asthanius: The game hasn't mentioned Left Shift, has it? I just noticed the prompt in the top left corner
quasi79fu: im getting super metroid vibes with the map and later places to explore with it
Quillpaw: eff that minecart
TXC2: edh_player surely it's they make everything a snac? Kappa
arcanzaJenkins: is there a map?
morgoth_bauglyr: nope
Chliki: Left shift is for yelling - tells you the direction of nearby save stations
LadyLockwood92: There isn't
Baldrash: lrrFINE
edh_player: @txc2 that too
Quillpaw: @arcanzaJenkins that's the singular problem with the game, there is not a map
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid4
rasterscan: Yeah, this place gets confusing.
Loonatic93: What is this? Did the Simic Combine let something else loose in the sewers AGAIN?
quasi79fu: Is chat getting that super metroid vibe as well?
accountmadeforants: The strongest material known to man: the exit of a one-way vent(?) tube thing.
mowdownjoe: It's an lrrALEX!
MAPBoardgames: You make a noise. Oh good.
Tregelen: yeah lack of map makes the backtracking for upgrades later a colossal pain
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just like Dark Souls, but instead of Kindling the Fire, you'
TimeToFlipOut: I have only seen brief clips of this game, how far into the game is this?
Procrastronauts: So the story is you're a sentient pound of minced beef with tentacles? Good, good.
rasterscan: Some people suggest actually making a map with pencil paper eventually
beckett_brass: @TimeToFlipOut Beginnning, if I undertand correctly.
thraximore: oh the humans pay attention to things they hear
thraximore: what a novel concept
Officinalis: 'Unknown Biological Threat" I wonder who they are talking about. Certainly not us.
edh_player: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4
Mattmitchell45: Chains are a nice touch
MAPBoardgames: "shoot everything that moves and does not appear human"
EarlGreyHot_: chain noises are great,
Intrepid_Colin: This is a very odd game
TimeToFlipOut: Nice, thanks @beckett_brass
TXC2: this movement kinda reminds me of the bungee rope from worms :p
morgoth_bauglyr: who's a threat here?
Ba_Dum_Tish: It moves soo much
beckett_brass: @Officinalis Must be the human things.
JAGxTERRA: Hi Everyone
Quillpaw: "shoot everything that moves and does not appear human"
TXC2: Hello JAGxTERRA welcome
NightValien28: morgoth_bauglyr we are a threat they are a treat
themcclintalk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
themcclintalk: What a perfect time to resub! 3 years of LRR goodness and a wonderful boy on stream!
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beckett_brass: @JAGxTERRA Hello
Asenath_Darque subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
Asenath_Darque: get 'em!
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Quillpaw: that man shot worms outta you!
EarlGreyHot_: om nom nom
Atomic_Marshmallow: NOTHING TO SEE HERE
asthanius: What a rude fellow
JaymicUnyielding: An unknown biological threat? We'll have to be on the lookout for that.
odocoelus: I'm not sure if you've mentioned it on screen before, like in a North100 or something - do you play Gladiator on Arena, Alex?
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
NojhLivic: You Hurt Me! Death! Death to you for a thousand yeras... err milliseconds.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TheHundredthIdiot: terribly sorry wrong door
DigitalSeahorse: lol rude
smasngrab: Combat monch!
bowseriffic: @jagxterra Hello
FacelessManAboutTown: cheer200 Oh hello, it's a wild Alex. Good to see you
Tregelen: chains are very reminiscent of brett's death scene from alien
Quillpaw: "you should probably call someone about that mold problem"
JosephDeath: I did enjoy this game a lot. Though I did find it easier to play with a controller than with mouse and keyboard
johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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RobotInProgress: yum yum, people in my tum
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shlorp
Intrepid_Colin: We are growing into a very meaty lad
Masslost: i love the level of freeform discovery the game gives you
quasi79fu: are you infecting the area? Is that the goal? Changing to like a alien terraform thing?
TXC2: I wonder if there's a limit to how big we can get?
MAPBoardgames: Yellow dots at top how much mass (HP) you have?
LadyLockwood92: Yep
TimeToFlipOut: "That's the stuff" *whispers "the stuff is people... shhhhhh"
Fantusta: You have to yell "Yeet" when you throw it
Electrodyne: if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carrion, Carrion, as if nothing really matters
whowhutnow: I never clicked on a stream so fast. Man I enjoyed this game.
TXC2: "up and AT 'EM!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Literal Tim bits
morgoth_bauglyr: the legs are for snacking on
Intrepid_Colin: Warning Tid Bits, not Tim Bits
Aenir798: I just got here, are we the baddie?
BrindleBoar: "no, literally, his name was Tid"
LadyLockwood92: Up and Eat 'em more like
Fantusta: alright I got to see the start of a PiF but have a work call because they are neverending, have fun chat
Loonatic93: But, aren't humans the ultimate "unknown biological threat?"
Tregelen: when you eat people you eat the poop inside them Kappa
LadyLockwood92: Yes, we are the roiling ball of incohate flesh
Intrepid_Colin: Or maybe this game has very different kind of Tim Bits
TXC2: Don't play with your food Alex Kappa
w1gum: oh god is that what the monsters say
ravenlord_xix: ugh the sounds in this game
Quillpaw: there was a Hole(tm) for you back there
quasi79fu: oh noooo its playing with its foooood
LadyLockwood92: Now we can shot webs
arcaneIllumination: Alex, go back and finish eating all your corpses, of you won't get any desert.
sir_jack_DB: jesus christ
TXC2: Now we're spiderman !
Laserbeaks_Fury: We Carnage now?
Juliamon: Aenir798 I mean, "baddie" depends on your perspective
asthanius: It's basically Spore
smasngrab: Spider Blob
BrindleBoar: Spider-Thing, Spider-Thing, does whatever a spider-thing does
beckett_brass: I don't think that cobweb is the right word.
lirazel64: Pinky-toes! my *favorite*!
quasi79fu: it found spider dna? eeeeeek
Juliamon: We're just trying to survive! And thrive!
GDwarf: Spider-Phlegm!
DigitalSeahorse: they were storing a cobwebÉ
DigitalSeahorse: ?
Quillpaw: the noodles can now shoot snot at people
undecided44: can you cobweb the switch?
iris_of_ether: This game looks horrifying and gross and I think I need to buy it now.
edh_player: spider glorp
LadyLockwood92: Shot web~!
Laserbeaks_Fury: thwip
sir_jack_DB: oh ho
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The_Kraken19: Psyched to catch an Alex steam! Thanks for all the good times.
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Jensling: PogChamp
Quillpaw: puzzle solving ability: unlocked
XIIV13C100111: Spider flesh, spider flesh, [etc]
Tregelen: meat blorp is learning, this is fine
DigitalSeahorse: are we spidermeng?
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Robot_Bones: As the kids say, Poggies my doggies
rasterscan: O.O
quasi79fu: oh i like the puzle mechanics of this game
Asenath_Darque: Jesus
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Atomic_Marshmallow: oh. I did not like the sounds that man made as he died
rasterscan: Is this what Jesus meant by becoming a fisher of men?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I don't like how thorny the web is
bv310: Gross
Caedynna: LUL
Aenir798: holy shit
LadyLockwood92: Sadly you can't pull people through grates
BrindleBoar: F
Intrepid_Colin: We killed that man
TimeToFlipOut: lol, you didn't need all of you, did you?
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, the sound in this game is super crunchy
Nigouki: legs are the best meat
Quillpaw: would you rather die by being eaten, or the mouth-monster throwing a crane at you?
Baldrash: That guy? Fucked.
NightWingMistHawk: Ok I am now deeply in love with this game
TXC2: these people have such big ribcages
johkmil: Those poor scientists down there must have heard everything!
whowhutnow: Just wait, it only gets worse.
Robot_Bones: eating so much poop
richard_ermen: @Ba_Dum_Tish I think this is what they meant when the bible spoke of "And in god, we shall become as one".
asthanius: Y'know, if these people didn't want to be eaten, they probably shouldn't have worked in a place housing something that likes eating them.
kalira77: well this is certainly a thing
TimeToFlipOut: Shafted
arcaneIllumination: Do you have a max health, or do you just keep growing?
edh_player: CRONCH 100
Electrodyne: "Sure, you can play a Tzimisce" the ST said...
richard_ermen: I'm actually amazed that you can play with your food.
LadyLockwood92: Slime eats the whole thing!
BrindleBoar: aw he dodged
bowseriffic: yeesh
MAPBoardgames: No, he's live meat.
Quillpaw: you have a button to burble unpleasantly. excellent!
quasi79fu: you can growl?
TimeToFlipOut: The butt is now open
MAPBoardgames: Bonefire lit?
Intrepid_Colin: In the science world we call that a sphincter
Ba_Dum_Tish: Enter the pog dimension
richard_ermen: At least we're polite enough to open the doors ^^
Rentok: I didn't know they made a Carnage videogame. Usually Venom gets all the love.
splatty1: gotta figure out how to get past wood
Taveena: I just got here and it took me a few moments to realize that the astronout wasn't the player.
edh_player: @intrepid_colin no we call this RUN
whowhutnow: Definitely metroidvania.
splatty1: my guess, chainsaw tentacles
Tregelen: there is but without a map it's way more confusing than it needs to be
Orgmastron: This game is super Metroidvania
Alahmnat: dang, late to the stream, hi Alex!
quasi79fu: oh thank gahd someone else got the metroid vibe to this game
johkmil: Reclaiming this facility is going to be a living hell. Anyone know the number of the Doom Marine?
DigitalSeahorse: achievement GET
richard_ermen: "Machines can expire too" ...wow.
morgoth_bauglyr: into the MACHINE
NojhLivic: I was just thinking about the term "metroidvania" recently, and trying to come up with a more generic term I could use in my video game tagging/organizing systems.
asthanius: We are the Machine now
Loonatic93: Was that a Majesty reference?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
BusTed: nani
Tregelen: there's a 'hub' world but it's confusingly laid out
DigitalSeahorse: are we digital now?
cellobearmusic: Helicopter enemies
quasi79fu: uh oh
Quillpaw: we're dreaming
arcanzaJenkins: we hacked the matrix?
quasi79fu: what did you do
Officinalis: Origin story?
Tregelen: flashbacks
asthanius: Why are we a tasty human?
accountmadeforants: The vibrant red appearance reminds me of Prototype a little
TimeToFlipOut: You just a regular man now
Intrepid_Colin: Are we the Thing?
Mister_BlueSky: Knock knock open up the door, it's coxSeafood coxSoup
wildpeaks: time for Science
undecided44: thats the animus I guess?
BrindleBoar: human after all Kappa
NojhLivic: Are we people now?
quasi79fu: are you in the cameras?
MAPBoardgames: Story moment?
LadyLockwood92: I'm sure this won't be important later.
Asenath_Darque: we mans now?
bowseriffic: ?
splatty1: meatblob: become human
Anaerin: You're made of *meat*
cellobearmusic: I didn't spend my hard earned money to play as people
ContingentCat: gross
JAGxTERRA: Are we Ripley now?
JaymicUnyielding: Hello it is me Humans'mn
DigitalSeahorse: ewww
Tregelen: they're made of meat lrrSPOOP
Officinalis: We have a cute wibbly quadcopter friend.
quasi79fu: Oh we are the people now
BusTed: Just moss. Nothing more.
Getter404: Three Men And A Quadcopterbaby
morgoth_bauglyr: incidentally this also teaches you how the humans are contrained in their movement
TheAwkes: This things have bones. Gross.
johkmil: Yuck!
kdefinition: the REAL monster was us all along!
XIIV13C100111: The true horror aspect of this game
rasterscan: Wait, so this base wasn't build by humans?
asthanius: We're from before the Flood?
morgoth_bauglyr: constrained*
GDwarf: Ew, now we have *bones*! That's revolting!
MAPBoardgames: You have 3 clones?
SaladCookies: yeah, before the flood
cellobearmusic: The true enemy.... man
wildpeaks: thinking meat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man what are our two minions doing
Ritaspirithntr: How dare the game turn us into a lesser life form
TimeToFlipOut: Man kind with their primitive appendages
edh_player: a new challenger has appeared
BusTed: slytqDD
TXC2: this is horrible, we have a penis, and hands and feet with smaller penises Kappa
quasi79fu: oh as people do we help The Thing get accesss to new areas
Quillpaw: plant c4, a totally normal prompt
SaladCookies: It's a... metaphor? motif? commonly used to mean very old (i.e. before the biblical flood that Noah built the boat for)
TehAmelie: to be fair our mass is completely made up of people
DigitalSeahorse: yes mind control the people to do thy bidding
asthanius: C4 Umbilius?
bowseriffic: nice drone...
Anaerin: She's got the detonator.
Rhynerd: Running a wire, I guess?
PharaohBender27: Twitch, could you *please* not constantly buffer on me?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guess you can detonate C4 like that?
quasi79fu: Uhhhh?
Taveena: "did you just attach your intestines to the c4?"
Mister_BlueSky: Who?
Solid_Fuel: you winning?
Ba_Dum_Tish: That surely has no implications at all
Intrepid_Colin: We scamper in such a cute way
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NightValien28: are you consuming, son?
Quillpaw: oh hey, this is where we entered the junkyard
splatty1: I'm glad they made their archives accessible to us, very forward thinking of them
TreeVor84: blob frand?
smasngrab: The movement in this game looks so good
Diabore: it an alex!
barracudi: there isn't a map, I believe.
whowhutnow: No map. Kinda sucks.
DigitalSeahorse: "Don't talk to me or my blob ever again."
Taveena: I think I saw the tech demo that led to this game.
Electrodyne: Please, call me Blob. Blobert is my father.
Quillpaw: i called those guys "hole friends" when i was playing. hole friends are nice. they pick ya up when you've been shot a lot.
Orgmastron: Sadly there is no map
ninja_theory_ashrams: it's nice that the game let's you play as "different" characters
NojhLivic: So we infest certain holes and those become our "save points" to spawn another part of us? That's brilliant.
thraximore: Superior life forms have no need for MAPS
wildpeaks: with a big iron on his hips
TehAmelie: uranium? i barely knew 'em
Anaerin: Beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker.
NimrodXIV: hit him with other people. :D
Rhynerd: Uranium fever is spreading all around
Quillpaw: god imagine the horror monster throwing your friend's bisected corpse at you
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like Kindling the Bonfire, except it's Kegeling the Sphincter
thraximore: Ever hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker?
Ba_Dum_Tish: So how does it feel to be the horror monster for once
Taveena: save some legs for later
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: Road snack?
NojhLivic: Humans like touching each other right? We'll help.
johkmil: Of course they built their alien research facility on top of the abandoned uranium mines.
iris_of_ether: ALEX.
azureHaights: Alex no
Intrepid_Colin: Doggy bag for later
ninja_theory_ashrams: pocket bacon
Rhynerd: With a geiger counter in my hand I’m gonna go stake me some government land
RAICx: Leg day's my favourite day of the week Kappa
TXC2: never skip amorphous blob day
NimrodXIV: echo locate? ooo
accountmadeforants: Cracked's perennial advice: Beat them with their own kind!
Quillpaw: never skip tentacle day
JAGxTERRA: The legs are just bait for the other humans
Rhynerd: Uranium fever has gone and brought me down
ravenlord_xix: People in the uranium mines without radiation suits? Isn't that really bad?
AtomicAlchemical: Bacon pocket
wildpeaks: such rich food will go right on the hips
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BusTed: Appropriate.
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Alahmnat: @Rhynerd in this case, more like an H. R. Geiger counter...
Electrodyne: @ravenlord_xix only in a successful uranium mine
Rhynerd: Also, I ended up somehow singing Uranium Fever in Sync with Alex (not counting the delay)
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: ShowLove100 In this game, "leg day" and "Taco Tuesday" are essentially the same thing!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLewd lucidDog lucidWaifu have I seen this hentai before?
TXC2: Alahmnat SlowClap.wav
BrindleBoar: that guy? dead
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edh_player: Is you carrying him like a Oreo go cup for us?
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Intrepid_Colin: The fact that Alex is loving this so much is making my day
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we need to get the Predator laugh
thraximore: ooh go under em
Alahmnat takes a bow
bowseriffic: Noice
BrindleBoar: GOTTEM
TehAmelie: in the demo i recall you could grow to terrifying size just by eating enough people. i wonder if there's some powerups to unlock for that here, or if you should just chow down hard
asthanius: Clever girl
BusTed: ruined
Quillpaw: NICE
thraximore: Jebaited
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's impossible, that's in the damn room!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
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edh_player: Is you carrying him like a Oreo go cup for us?
RobotInProgress: I think I need to get this game
JadedCynic: (tip: you heal from eating a FULL body - keep the legs for when you're injured ;) )
BodaciousNia: do you get bigger as you eat?
Intrepid_Colin: This goes along pretty well with that new Secret Lair
rocketjohn: Hi Alex, I hope you enjoy streaming this :)
thraximore: Where can I get this amazing game?
morgoth_bauglyr: steam
JadedCynic: and yeah, bodies (alive and dead) can be projectiles :D
LadyLockwood92: It's on Steam and Switch
Quillpaw: tsk tsk, leaving perfectly good nibbles behind
XIIV13C100111: We hld now
NimrodXIV: I think it's on Switch too
thraximore: I will be getting this game, thanks.
BusTed: peace
theleerm: uuum meat
TimeToFlipOut: "Jim I heard something below us." "You're just being paranoid" Legs dissipate into a gaping maw
Orgmastron: @thraximore It's on Steam and all the consoles
LurkerSpine: Ooh I just downloaded this game on GamePass
johkmil: What kind of bullets are they using in order to take down such a large monstrosity in half a dozen shots?
quasi79fu: oh coool the enemies can run away
TehAmelie: there is no such things as too paranoid for the people in this world
Tregelen: i see your problem, you got the alien prequel scientists not the regular kind
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, I hope there's a Biomass Container power-up
Electrodyne: What if we leave one alive as a pet
thraximore: @johkmil antimatter rounds?
thraximore: no incendiaries
rocketjohn: does the avatar grow as you eat things?
Quillpaw: and a snack for later
BrindleBoar: and some legs for later
Rentok: I wonder if it's possible to pacifist run this game
Juliamon: It's not paranoia if there actually is a monster coming to eat you
morgoth_bauglyr: yes it grows
Laserbeaks_Fury: 5 seems to be our max atm
Terr0rc0tta: This game is great, I found the controls took some getting used to
Intrepid_Colin: Are we more Sultai or Rakdos in this meta?
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun i can say without doubt that you have no table manners as a shambeling pile of flesh
Officinalis: I don't think it's purely five shots that do it.
DigitalSeahorse: how much is this game?
TehAmelie: must be kind of nice, to have all your wildest paranoid nightmares validated just before you are brutally torn apart
JadedCynic: Saw a guy who streamed a full playthrough role-playing as if he was just another employee of this corp and just talking with the 'other' humans as if everything is normal.
Officinalis: Dinner.
morgoth_bauglyr: Robits
kurosaru96: robot/armor?
whowhutnow: That is a bad time.
MAPBoardgames: Robots?
NimrodXIV: rude
asthanius: Ew it has a weird shell
GDwarf: Armour
Tregelen: soldiers got armor
enki1256: Not enough to defeat you it seems.
edh_player: !lurk
LadyLockwood92: Armoured guys aren't super useful until later
TimeToFlipOut: "My shield will protect me" Only protects one direction
Quillpaw: those are some tough suits
quasi79fu: oh robots
niccus: like a very angry raccoon
DoodlestheGreat: Aw, I missed the start of this.
JadedCynic: Alex: nope; the soldiers are in augmented suits that give them that force field
Anaerin: Ooh, new ability!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey its a carrion chew toy
Quillpaw: they scream like men
BusTed: Crack that walnut.
Intrepid_Colin: "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"
Tregelen: he screamed, definitely real mans
Laserbeaks_Fury: maybe we're about to get new teeth?
fiftymcnasty: Is it a robot?
morgoth_bauglyr: they scream and bleed?
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TXC2: TimeToFlipOut to be fair most shields only work in one direction
GDwarf: Pretty sure they're people, but we don't seem to be able to chew 'em
JadedCynic: they're human, but not eatable sadly :(
NimrodXIV: dangit this nut won't open
LadyLockwood92: You just gotta knock 'em around a bit until they stop moving
MAPBoardgames: It screamed, so yes?
GhostValv: where's the cream filling?
DigitalSeahorse: robutt or armored chewy?
thraximore: need a can opener
Marcanius: Thanks for the HyperCrate @jcowart311
Zaghrog: @jcowart311, kiitos tästä: HyperCrown
ninja_theory_ashrams: stoopid synthetic humans, not made of real meat
Spacepup: That suit's gonna be full of soup by the time you're done.
theleerm: the cadberry cream egg of man
TehAmelie: "how many times can you kill a guy?"
Officinalis: I too have trouble opening GoGurt packets.
dmjessus: just like bone marrow
wildpeaks: how many chomps to get to the center
johkmil: Armour, power fields and fully automatic weapons are cheating!
whowhutnow: Yeah, super tough body armor. Keeps the juicy bits contained.
DoodlestheGreat: I think once you punch a hole it it, it's like a juice box.
Quillpaw: we're bigger!
morgoth_bauglyr: we embiggen
Tregelen: lorge
JaysonMaxwell: @Officinalis I was torn between that an a slim-jim joke.
XIIV13C100111: We thicc
arcanzaJenkins: we a big lad now
Nigouki: can you slash the body now?
DigitalSeahorse: so many faces
whowhutnow: More biomass !
asthanius: Oh! We lost the web ability
DigitalSeahorse: and TEETH
NimrodXIV: I really hope you're just gigantic at the end of this
TehAmelie: more mouths!
Quillpaw: we can bust thought like hannibal
BusTed: Doubled in size?
RavingPenguin: BIgger than before!
Anaerin: Bustin' makes us feel good?
cryomancer20x6: Now with more TEETH!
Intrepid_Colin: We getting chonky
sir_jack_DB: oooh charge attack
LadyLockwood92: Make my Monster Grow!
JadedCynic: Yeah, the world is your eat-mor bar, alex
wildpeaks: We have many mouths and we must feeed
Tregelen: you can backtrack a little for an upgrade
kurosaru96: TEETH
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thraximore: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Chliki: Haha, moss blob go grrrrr
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh cool, Carrion! Hey Alex! Hope you're having a fantastic day today!
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Electrodyne: This is what happens when you have lots of mouths and no butt.
arcaneIllumination: Thanks for the HyperTiger @chliki
TehAmelie: protect me, gun!
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh you need at least 5 health do break the wood
Anaerin: I think we can still web. You hold for punch, tap for web.
BrindleBoar: LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: The true horror is knowing it is coming
TXC2: "laaamp!"
Tregelen: the web is locked to the smaller version of the blob
Ritaspirithntr: Don’t play with your food.
wildpeaks: the nonchalance of the *splat*
quasi79fu: lol
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thraximore: I wonder if turning off the lights makes it harder for them to hit you
Taveena: bully is, of course, short for 'bullet'
BodaciousNia: @LoadingReadyRun Does scaring them do anything?
swaggytaco: no bullyt
chrono2x: Does breaking the lights help at all?
Ritaspirithntr: @bodaciousnia i imagine it would make them waste their bullets
Quillpaw: i don't want to spoil stuff b/c the discovery of what you can do in this game is delightful
thraximore: Yeah I wonder if breaking lights makes them hesitate to shoot
lirazel64: @bodaciousnia Makes them more tender?
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StringCheeseRiot: So happy to see you back on the stream Alex we missed you. I have been away for a while.
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morgoth_bauglyr: sometimes it makes them move into a direction
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: I missed the intro for this game, is there a goal beyond exploring the base and eating everyone in site? Is there a story? I'm just curious.
DoodlestheGreat: High in protein, low in fat, it's EvilCorp mercenaries!
dmjessus: aesthetics matters
frozenphoenix7: So like, if a stream title is never Carrion My Wayward Son we've failed right?
BodaciousNia: sorry not sorry?
wildpeaks: you've got red on you
TheAudiovore: this game makes me think about how cool it would be if the Prototype games let you abandon the human form and embrace full fleshvirus monsterdom
quasi79fu: i love how slowly you can open the doors
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beowuuf: we started in media res escaping a tube
Meyari: Thanks for the HyperLost @d00kqc
Orgmastron: @thebumblingbagofbogusluck There's an implied story, but no dialogue
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, we're basically playing as The Thing?
Intrepid_Colin: Do you need a snack while destroying a scientific base? Try new goon snacks, now with more meat.
theambivalentagender: @thebumblingbagofbogusluck Does a game require story? Is it not enough to be a blood blob, chomping through humans in an underground base?
Tregelen: there was a bit of story in a flashback, scientists exploring a derelict, think the opening of alien
Orgmastron: Yes @thesoundofwhitenoise
Quillpaw: i love the bouncing casings
johkmil: @thebumblingbagofbogusluck You didn’t really miss anything. We escaped from a vat in a facility. Now we eat.
RealitySoldier: I missed you, Alex
TXC2: wow we're a fucking train now :P
JadedCynic: Legally-Not-John-Carpenter's-IP
asthanius: I'd love the ability to "Anglerfish" with a fake human
beowuuf: no ticket
morgoth_bauglyr: or the viscera cleanup detail
thraximore: ALEX happened
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Intrepid_Colin: Viscera Cleanup: The Prequel
Taveena: You have thighs?
Mister_BlueSky: What if we're the protagonist?
Quillpaw: i'm gonna replay this game but play is like a cunning and viscious monster, all theatrical and stuff
Aenir798: The protagonist is gonna find so many audio logs.
NojhLivic: But the most important question is: Can you pet a human?
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kdefinition: You have like 20 thighs
ravenlord_xix: Yea, there's thighs in the to-go box
Anaerin: More organs more better, obviously.
MAPBoardgames: Those people are in a better place now.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You have other people's thighs. A lot of them
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun nah, the Viscera Cleanup Detail will come back later and say..."hell, what a mess..."
lirazel64: So. Many. Thighs.
TehAmelie: if you were fighting this monster in a movie, you'd be pretty much fucked
Electrodyne: 20 thighs, no butt
TehAmelie: time to nuke it from orbit
StringCheeseRiot: Cheer100 Thighs for days
kat2kool: Is this a rogue-like?
asthanius: Thicc thighs save appetites
Quillpaw: wait, can't you get the hazardous landfill area now that you can break wood?
TehAmelie: it's a Metroidlike
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah this feel very deliberate
JadedCynic: I do like the idea that we're Jubilex or some shogoth of Uncle Nurgle ;)
DoodlestheGreat: No, it's a fixed design.
kat2kool: Oooh
asthanius: We Hollow Knight now
StringCheeseRiot: oh man if this was procedurally generated that would be awesome!
Taveena: Toilet monster!
Intrepid_Colin: Slorp
DigitalSeahorse: well designed levels
JadedCynic: yeah, it's a slightly puzzly metroidvania in map style
Intrepid_Colin: Kiss Kiss
TehAmelie: you WILL need to memorize all these corridors for later when you get new movement powers. that seems to be the biggest case against the game
asthanius: "You can pet the Human" is a weird twitter account
thraximore: The poor blob doesn't know his own strength
ashteranic: "HR Wants to see you, greg"
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun no, that left terminal was playing DOOM :D
Electrodyne: pet: failed
StringCheeseRiot: Cheer100 #productivity lost
Tregelen: health room Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Just the lunch room.
DigitalSeahorse: that's what they get for viewing porn at work
Solid_Fuel: can you die / loose?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Look, there are those thighs
Officinalis: We are Frankentein's Monster now.
Mister_BlueSky: "And that's why you don't go on Twitter!" coxSeafood coxSoup
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if that was like a fairy fountain
wildpeaks: ashteranic HR geiger ? :D
thraximore: more Ludwig the Accursed than any equine I know
morgoth_bauglyr: you can die very fast
StringCheeseRiot: yes! made alex chuckle twice now!
rasterscan: Need to break the wood in front of it first, before getting the web again?
BodaciousNia: above.. go right
JadedCynic: yeah, the soldiers are NOT something to be taken lightly
codatski: I mean there is a lot of blood in there
BusTed: grody
asthanius: OH
arcanzaJenkins: umwat?
thraximore: oh NEAT
NightValien28: storing some fat for the winter
HadesLeprechaun: make yourself smol to get smol ability again!
Quillpaw: so you can become big or littler in these weird pools
Tregelen: welcome to puzzle mechanics
thirsty_kitteh: Hey, Alex. I just want you to know that I apprciate you, your content, and time your spend for us. katesHug2
thraximore: what an interesting mechanic
Laserbeaks_Fury: drp a save?
morgoth_bauglyr: big mario -> small mario
LadyLockwood92: You can bud off to drop down sizes.
razorswift: cheer100 congratulations, it's an abomination
NojhLivic: We create airbags to help us float along?
quasi79fu: did you just pooo?
lirazel64: You'd think something that amorphous would have vacuoles rather than fully-formed mouths, but evolution can be strange...
JadedCynic: you'll need to do this at times - make yourself smaller to change your abilities
DoodlestheGreat: Saving biomass for a rainy day...
asthanius: "Now, where did I leave my Punch fist?"
DigitalSeahorse: this somehow reminds me of sucking bubble tea jellies through a straw
thraximore: we'll just save this bit for later :)
MAPBoardgames: I had to take a dump like that eariler today.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if you "die" you can restart at your biomass
Angnor33: That's very cool.
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: @theambivalentagender I never meant to imply that lacking a directly stated story was at all a drawback. I just wanted to ensure that I was not missing out on any needed context. I am perfectly content to sit back and enjoy seemingly mindless carnage.
JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury nope, but at the last 'nest'
GDwarf: This is a really neat mechanic to incentivize mixing up how you play a bit
TXC2: MAPBoardgames maybe see a doctor about that then :p
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TehAmelie: you are weirdly strictly segmented for a prothean mass of flesh. . .
asthanius: Unless we EAT the nuke
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS zefrineBean lrrARROW
JadedCynic: and that's also how you save the game
Quillpaw: the levels are actually very well designed. you need to be big to break the wood to go through that tube, but small to use the switch. the people there are to make you big if you enter the area small.
rasterscan: I don't think it's to incentivize mixing things up @GDwarf it's mostly just for puzzle solving it seems?
thraximore: we'll survive to make it to the sequel!
JadedCynic: @asthanius played it all?
nevermore913: the monster looks kind of digusting
GDwarf: rasterscan I mean, it does both
HadesLeprechaun: hate these guys
quasi79fu: so pink pools seperate your abilities?
JadedCynic: also the 'roar' can tell you where other 'potential nests' are from that 'reply'
DoodlestheGreat: All you need is a straw.
HorusFive: Don't play with your food kids
JadedCynic: yeah, when their radio goes squelchy, you got 'em
rocketjohn: the mechanic of chucking people about is great
Quillpaw: what's through that door?
Quillpaw: nooo the door
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SeiichiSin: You appear to be getting extra thiccc.
TehAmelie: cheesvs? that means we're makin progress
TehAmelie: cheevos, too
wildpeaks: SCP containment has been breached
theleerm: is there a map?
morgoth_bauglyr: no map
Tregelen: frontier is like the overworld, no map
frnknstn: are those valves?
TehAmelie: i'm kind of curious what secure protocols SCP would have for this once it breaks out
HadesLeprechaun: closed metal door
Anaerin: What's the blue goop to the right?
JadedCynic: They're pipes with pumps(?) that create a current and make them only go one way
asthanius: Nice drone, idiot
XIIV13C100111: Does SCP have an Akira procedure?
morgoth_bauglyr: ex-drone defense system
HadesLeprechaun: good reflexes! lol
thraximore: It's good that we can read
asthanius: Goop?
sir_jack_DB: leave egg
theleerm: a save point i think
Tregelen: the hole above the goop
morgoth_bauglyr: we eat people that can read so naturally we can read too
BusTed: Can you swap consciousnesses when you split?
kais58: have we talked about Paradise Lost: First Contact yet?
beowuuf: can we have two going at once?
3and4fifths: Later ability
LadyLockwood92: Only one slime at atime
DoodlestheGreat: The music here is very nice, but I'd love to replace it with something like "The Merry Go Round Broke Down."
JaymicUnyielding: Do we know how long this game is?
Zaghrog: might have something to do with that electrical panel we opened and a later ability
MAPBoardgames: This facility is protected by an unspeakable monstrosity of teeth and tentacles lurking in the airducts.
Chliki: @jaymicunyielding 5-6 hours
HadesLeprechaun: biomass has to be in goop
theleerm: guessing you need a later ability
kurosaru96: it weighs as much as you
asthanius: Can you web up the circuitry?
LadyLockwood92: It's a few hours, a little longer if you wanna find absolutely everything
thraximore: ooh what asthanius said, that's a good idea
wildpeaks: guess we need to eat more fibers
JadedCynic: nah, the deposited biomass needs to stay in the 'goop pool'
LadyLockwood92: That's not quite how the web works
Tregelen: took me about 6 hours to 100%, woulda been 5 with a map <_<
MAPBoardgames: Memory hole?
JaymicUnyielding: He GLASS SHAHK
JadedCynic: here we go
HadesLeprechaun: flashback!
Quillpaw: it's us, we're the glass shark
LadyLockwood92: Glahss Shahk
TXC2: you gotta SWEEEM
asthanius: "So I says to Mabel, I says-"
JadedCynic: *wavy jazz hands* do-do-do-lo-do
Intrepid_Colin: Just a man again
NimrodXIV: this all looks safe
Dr_fragenstien: I just joined O_o
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
DirtCadaver: is he remembering that time he got eaten ?
JadedCynic: POP!
thraximore: that can do it
Quillpaw: "massive head trauma" dude ain't got a head
asthanius: Aluminum knees
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Mathonwy: I just joined as well.
TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] BBQ sauce on my tities.
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BusTed: Long fall boots.
soloscuron: Is the lesson going to be how humans are the real monsters?
Fantusta: "No, that's... not how it happened"
Blade_Tiger: Quillpaw I mean, that would be pretty traumatic
Officinalis: Speed strats activated
Ferisar: that's a prince of persia ass running animation
wildpeaks: gravity has no realm here
ashteranic: terminator theme starts playing
GlennSeto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:49.
JadedCynic: tough, archeologist/xenobilogist/whatever
arcaneIllumination: bionic legs or bionic trousers?
TXC2: ^
Quillpaw: it's a switch but no switch
Anaerin: Yeah, this human animation reminds me a lot of "Another World/Out Of This World" and "Flashback"
Officinalis: Your friends left you.
bowseriffic: lol
Chliki: I like to believe that the best relives every memory of it's victims.
MAPBoardgames: Good idea. Sprint off into the darkness. alone.
JadedCynic: more like you left your friends ;)
Chliki: beast*
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrFINE
the510: there was a ladder down
TXC2: Hugh Mann
asthanius: There was a ladder on the other screen
Zaghrog: a ladder down in the otehr room?
kurosaru96: middle tunnel?
Cynderstone: There was a down ladder on other screen
thraximore: @Chliki well it IS the Thing
HorusFive: There's another ladder down (by the up ladder)
PenguinMortified: was there another ladder down on the other screen
mercano82: There's a down ladder on the right screen.
Quillpaw: there was another ladder down by the gate
wildpeaks: I guess we live here now
asthanius: Super sketch
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
Cool_Jean_Aunt: help i've fallen and can't get up Kappa
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun next area there is a second ladder
HorusFive: This seems safe
Quillpaw: TEETH
Officinalis: This seems safe.
JadedCynic: oh - bet we need this lever
LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun You're doing fine~
Tregelen: inanimate carbon rod katesNice
GlennSeto: Oh no, I've seen Prometheus, that goo is bad news.
JadedCynic: archimedes would be proud :D
thraximore: is this earth?
TXC2: the hero we deserve
wildpeaks: this man is going to be breakfast, isn't he
BusTed: Give it a little elbow grease.
LadyLockwood92: Goo is always bad news
asthanius: Rod gives us strength
HorusFive: So Stronk
Jensling: Sketchyladderdown? Isn't that one of the canadian provinces? Kappa
Cynderstone: now you can check the thing?
wildpeaks: swole af
PenguinMortified: ah, we share the James Sunderland propensiity for falling down holes
Solid_Fuel: stron ! very stron
MAPBoardgames: now you can see that thing
LadyLockwood92: Also, yeah, this is earth
DirtCadaver: im glad we added him to our right arms
GlennSeto: They're updating the project's Insta, funding has to come from somewhere.
LarkSachrosis: Strong "Another World" vibes in this section.
wildpeaks: I don't think this place is OSHA compliant
BusTed: "I dare you to lick it."
PenguinMortified: and then we stand in the goop
MAPBoardgames: These two jokers just stood there and waited for you to do all the work.
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, just poke it. it's fine
asthanius: The perfect Bioweapon
PenguinMortified: a sensible thing to do
Tregelen: prometheus level scientists here
TXC2: "nah, man what could go wrong?"
RaklarLS: everything is fine, don't worry
JadedCynic: Rub the black goo with your bare fingers, David :D
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: you too, alex? :D
Tregelen: I'ma touch it!
GlennSeto: Where you gagging at the creature or the shitty movi... ah. :D
Rentok: Short sleeve shirts are ideal, otherwise you'd get gunk on your sleeves.
PenguinMortified: to think this bioweapon is just a numpty who stepped in goo
Mister_BlueSky: Promethe-ughhh.
Tregelen: dead bodies bad, worm monsters good
The_Kraken19: I was gonna say, they're taking notes from the Prometheus school of sample collection
Electrodyne: Can you take notes about its mouthfeel please doctor?
TehAmelie: i only watched it for your corrector's commentary and i still feel ripped off
ravenlord_xix: I like to pull an Uno reverse card on that movie, and introduce it to the fire
LarkSachrosis: Just gonna touch this scientific sample with no gloves or sterilization!
LadyLockwood92: I don't have to prove my theory, I believe it. I'm a Science
GlennSeto: It's really not a good movie. A handful of memorable moments, but that's it.
DirtCadaver: thats what i am calling a dump from now on... depositing biomass
TXC2: TehAmelie lrrWOW
ThermobaricKitten: I didnt think prometheus was bad. I was just dissapointed in it. Which we all know is worse
HorusFive: OH look! More Biomass to convert
DigitalSeahorse: now we're Tentizan
MAPBoardgames: "There's oxygen..." takes off helmet "...and airborne biotoxins."
Astra7525: *Cronch*
DigitalSeahorse: Tentacle Tarzan
Fantusta: more biomass more better
BusTed: That's our offsite backup.
TXC2: ThermobaricKitten same thing I have with Man of steel
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Saved one to snack on later
Nigouki: LoadingReadyRun have you watched the Prometheus making-of featurettes?
RaklarLS: have we even seen a hazmat suit so far?
thraximore: soldiers seem to have them
Onisquirrel: Their is maybe a good movie in Prometheus, its buried in there real deep.
Cool_Jean_Aunt: space force Kappa
soloscuron: The did the same in Alien no?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Handpicked because they are expendable idiots
LarkSachrosis: Nothing for a geologist to do in this alien planet that's supposedly never been encountered by humans, might as well get baked.
PenguinMortified: a handpicked crew of WY idiots
Nigouki: there's like 2 hours of Ridley Scott obsessing over props and costumes and just not giving a shit about the script
HorusFive: Well yes- if the explaination is "They're Dumb" then a lot of movie plots don't need to be questioned
The_Kraken19: Space Force was 'not good'
codatski: There is arguably only one good scene in that entire movie
GlennSeto: Yeah, the rich guy behind it was trying to cheat death, but probably not that in a hurry.
Cynderstone: Looking at how the US is handling the quarantine, I don't know that I agree with that stupidity assessment
LadyLockwood92: The problem is no one behaves like a human person
BusTed: Gardens have lots of biomass.
TehAmelie: if left unchecked, all Hollywood movie scripts will rush to resolve the plot as fast as possible no matter how little sense it makes. i have a theory it's because of cocaine
Dr_fragenstien: the idea is that only one of them was actually a scientist, but WHY WOULD THEY ONYL SEND 1 SCIENTIST
Electrodyne: I love what you've done with that little nook
asthanius: If it takes more than the runtime of the movie to convince someone the movie is good, then the movie is bad.
LarkSachrosis: That's when it should've been clear to the audience that these people weren't selected for their competence.
SeiichiSin: If it takes longer then the movie to explain why it is good, then it isn't good.
accountmadeforants: The 3 hour video explaining why Prometheus is good should've been... the movie, Prometheus.
floki4242: I'd argue if you need 3 hours to explain why it's good it's not good
Magnetic__North: The three hour movie to explain why prometheus was good should have just been prometheus
undecided44: I think that might be the more important point... some people are that impulsive, but people picked for the crew of an interstellar mission shouldn't be.
thraximore: you shouldn't need more than the film's runtime to explain why it's not shit
Rentok: A couple hours of rewriting could probably turn the premise into a good movie. Which isn't even that much rewriting if you think about it. They just chose not to.
Metric_Furlong: ah, the old 'spend longer than the runtime of the film to explain things that are apparent from watching the film' school of videos
Magnetic__North: edit; f beaten
MAPBoardgames: Speaking of Alien, I am almost done rewatching Heat Death. So good. I miss it and want to see more.
RaklarLS: it takes 2:30 hours of setup to finally show how it's good. There's barely any redeemable quality. The alien set is super cool, that's it.
asthanius: "Dave's not here, man"
JadedCynic: alex - just wait for later abilities :D
theleerm: let me iin meme intensifies
HorusFive: Doug. lrrEFF Doug
Asimech: Good while ago I heard a fan theory that, for some reason, several people found made Prometheus good to them. The theory basically boiled down to "what if Jesus was one member of the engineer species".
Jensling: If "explaining why *thing* is actually good" takes longer than *thing* - maybe don't
JadedCynic: ^^^
LadyLockwood92: Open the lab. Stop having it be closed.
MAPBoardgames: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
TehAmelie: i believe we have reached Crateria
Astra7525: Bu Alexxx... you are not supposed to with your foooood....
Astra7525: +play
Laserbeaks_Fury: not even eating them
DigitalSeahorse: 10 bad Alexes
Nigouki: i feel like Ridley Scott just reached a point where he knows he can get paid millions to just play in the movie-making sandbox and not give a shit whether the movie actually succeeds
Laserbeaks_Fury: so wasteful
LadyLockwood92: >bonk<
Asimech: The longer version is that a few of the alien species who made the goo visited Earth, one essentially became Jesus and the crucifixion mentally scarred the rest so when they came back they unwittingly affected the goo. Or something.
MAPBoardgames: Doug gonna get it!
PharaohBender27: @Jensling So then lrrGRAHAM and Matt Wiggins proved that On Her Majesty's Secret Service really is a garbage film, right? Kappa
HadesLeprechaun: you have to eat the whole person to get health, just one half doesnt do it
GlennSeto: Wait, you go through all this trouble and the creature(s) is still plagued by individuality? Kappa
TXC2: to be fair Moviebob has like 2 hour long videos explaining why films like spiderman or star was are as good as they are, and that's good watching
Quillpaw: talk about restless leg syndrome Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: you are what you eat
RaklarLS: i just now remembered there was a sequel to prometheus. oh dear. now i'm sad.
beowuuf: i have a theory the crew had to be unrecogniseably / obliquely good in their field so the mission wouldn't be guessed. but that means ending up with unsuitable crew with problems stopping them being recognised in their field...
quasi79fu: i personally disliked Prometheus because i was promised a alien movie and then Prometheus barely even delivered on it
quasi79fu: The same could be said for Alien Covenant
AtomicAlchemical: What makes for interesting characters are clear motivations that drive their actions and interactions. When characters make asinine decisions for NO REASON AT ALL but to advance the plot, that right there is shitty storytelling
BusTed: And now, the news.
NimrodXIV: bad meatsack
theleerm: no them robit
Fantusta: You seem like a sandwich-heavy portfolio kind of investor
TehAmelie: i feel like people should consult Sigourney Weaver more before making Alien movies. her twitter is hella chill
Intrepid_Colin: Emulsify the word of the day
thraximore: think that's a door
JadedCynic: *concept
HorusFive: Spoilers for Covenant- It was terrible
JaysonMaxwell: Are those supposed to represent "people in suits" or just "inedible robots?"
GlennSeto: The robot is evil... for no clear reason.
Natural_Ones_Only: Are you playing as a Gibbering Mouther?
TXC2: "what if Micheal Fasbender was a crazy person"
NightValien28: so alien covenant is just joker in space?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Moustche twirling evil
PenguinMortified: Sigourney Weaver did participate in alien 4 which was.. ok
ashteranic: I feel like they've just been coated in that stuff you use to train kids not to bite their fingernails
arcaneIllumination: Not defending the stupid decision people make in Prometheus, but perfectly sane people make extremely stupid decisions all the time. Then again, they'll usually have some reason that makes sense to them.
NightValien28: the bad one
bowseriffic: I didn’t watch Covenant bc I saw Prometheus
CamelAttack: My head canon is that your blob is making these movies critiscism aloud as it wanders around.
TXC2: PenguinMortified Alien 4 is at least haveing some fun
XprotoformX: the biggest issue i had with Convenant was that Noomi Rapace was killed off screen between Prometheus and Convenant.... so pointless
GlennSeto: Also, he makes THE alien, even though Prometheus already gave a decent enough explanation for where it came from.
JadedCynic: well, it was better than prometheus...but hell, that's the LOWEST of bars so, don't expect quality
TehAmelie: heh. i have said this before but Alien 4 in hindsight is just a very average episode of Firefly
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The original by Jack Nickolson
beowuuf: if you walk out at the baby alien scene, alien 4 is fun
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, taking on soldiers head first is a good way to get dead in this game
JadedCynic: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise *glares at you in Casear Romero* ;)
Intrepid_Colin: Chew your food
PenguinMortified: @TXC2 oh yeah for sure, just most people wouldn't expect it if they were really into alien
quasi79fu: Just like the recent string of newish Termintator movies seriously screwed up and I won watch them because of it
TXC2: the best Joker is the Harley Quinn Joker, Because the Harley Quinn version of any DC character is the best version of that Character
wildpeaks: I quite liked the Joker from the Telltale games
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @JadedCynic True.
TXC2: PenguinMortified fair
quasi79fu: wont I mean sorry typo
quasi79fu: I love Harlye Quinnn she is amazing
TehAmelie: i did love the Harley Quinn movie more than any Batman movie
Rentok: It's okay for Joker to not have clear motivations because his role in the story is to be a badguy for a superhero who dresses like a bat and does detective stuff.
JadedCynic: yeah....shame, wasn't it?
Metric_Furlong: Promethaus does make me curious, in that it feels like it had some 'vision drift' at some point during production and wasn't able to come together (e.g. casting Guy Pearce in old man make-up instead of an actual older actor). but then it's hardly a unique film in that regard
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: But yeah, Jack Nicholson's Joker is probably the best, at least in my opinion. He at least looked like he was having fun.
Cool_Jean_Aunt: spicy
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
GDwarf: Toasty!
wildpeaks: hot
NightValien28: they seem to be escalating
kurosaru96: Lucky you are in water
PharaohBender27: O_o
TXC2: BURNIATING THE COUNTRY
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe
Intrepid_Colin: I did enjoy the reused some of Geiger's designs from all the way back when he worked on Dune.
Nigouki: um, that's against the Geneva Convention!
Captainfuse: THey have moved on to "Kill it with Fire" stages
RaklarLS: yeah, those are trouble
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun hey, what did you expect? :D
quasi79fu: Woooooah
BusTed: That is some hate.
MAPBoardgames: That guy think's he's hot stuff.
RebelliousUno: why be cool when you can be on fire
thraximore: they're trying to kill a large biomass, so why not napalm?
rasterscan: Yep, this is where it goes from power fantasy to stealth game.
quasi79fu: He is a Spicy Boi
GlennSeto: They are clearly not inclined towards coolness at all.
LadyLockwood92: Yeah...that's why water is your friend.
HorusFive: He has a flamethrower Incapable of cool
Electrodyne: Webbys
Angnor33: That man is very serious about his job.
RaklarLS: they're veery insistent on warming up to you
DirtCadaver: lol Monsters says: woah woah woah... lets be cool and talk about this.
Asenath_Darque: well that escalated
wildpeaks: do we even have an ass ?
CamelAttack: Just set yourself on fire all the cool blobs are doing it
Bradway1: I think we can come to an understanding here. I have a biomass, you have a flamethrower
quasi79fu: Fiiiiirrrreee
bowseriffic: wat
JadedCynic: Look, it's Kurt Russel comign for yah Alex LUL
PharaohBender27: katesOw
GlennSeto: @wildpeaks Why settle for one?
Intrepid_Colin: Remember, fire bad.... fire bad.
HadesLeprechaun: the Alien RPG, the game Cameron is running, actually gives loads of interesting lore for the stuff that came from Prometheus and Covenant
TehAmelie: say what you will of H R Gieger but he had his aesthetic and he went hard for it
DigitalSeahorse: owee
iris_of_ether: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
TXC2: "Fire: man's oldest foe, insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable"
GDwarf: Mac wants the flamethrower!
RaklarLS: fire also doesn't go away unless you submerge yourself
AtomicAlchemical: My favorite Joker is Mark Hamill, but that's probably nostalgia talking
PenguinMortified: oh no that one competent guy your told not to worry about
LadyLockwood92: Yep. Just like in The Thing. Fire bad
kumatsu: so does this cave now smell like steakhouse?
JadedCynic: imagine that - never sending a single soldier on his own without backup? B)
MAPBoardgames: CurseLit + BloodTrail = duskth2RIP
murabakaa: om nom nom
TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] That really McFucking sucks.
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NimrodXIV: cronch
JadedCynic: someone was watching infowars on that one screen ;)
TehAmelie: have you tried not being on fire?
RaklarLS: @MAPBoardgames wait, is this an edgy reboot of super meatboy?
PharaohBender27: katesOw katesOw katesOw katesOw katesOw
JadedCynic: gotta get in water or you WILL burn to death...
NimrodXIV: yipes
Ba_Dum_Tish: One spicy boi
TehAmelie: (sorry)
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somecall_metim: christ, you're fast
Asenath_Darque: yikes
quasi79fu: For some reason I have the Song Chandelier by Sia stuck in my head
beowuuf: hadesleprechaun: the gamebook gives itself the has the unenviable task of linking all the disperate stuff, and does it!
Nigouki: HadesLeprechaun yeah that's the annoying part, Prometheus was wonderful for adding to the worldbuilding but the characters in the movie itself are blaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhhhh
Electrodyne: shot the webys
LadyLockwood92: They will kill you if you're not careful
AtomicAlchemical: Well we're found the protago--- uhh nevermind
JadedCynic: need to be bigger
MAPBoardgames: @RaklarLS I'm not saying it's NOT. BloodTrail
ravenlord_xix: smells like burnt hamburger in there
TehAmelie: swing from the chandelier, BE the chandelier
rocketjohn: that was my body. I NEEDED that.
kumatsu: The same, but bigger
LadyLockwood92: Chonl
NightValien28: beeeeg
PenguinMortified: prometheus is the wikia no one asked for!
JadedCynic: @Nigouki yeah.... lrrAWW
LadyLockwood92: Chonk
Asimech: "I don't come to your hunting grounds and start throwing flames around."
Intrepid_Colin: More meat polyps
Namboto: bigger than before
AshBurnem: Such a healthy organism. So many organs!
Rentok: At least those mouthpoints don't respawn all the enemies like a dark souls bonfire.
JadedCynic: alex - beware of drones
LadyLockwood92: >s h l o r p<
JadedCynic: again, you can't eat them
Intrepid_Colin: So many organs? Are we Zim?
Asenath_Darque: oh my
DirtCadaver: soo.. what i am seeing is this is metroid where your playing as the metroid
LadyLockwood92: You gotta smack 'em around a bit
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like this situation will require a nuke the site from orbit to fix at this point
Electrodyne: Dr. Chunkenstein's Monster
RebelliousUno: that doesn't look edible at all
JadedCynic: yeah, Relith's defenses are NOT just performative
TehAmelie: soo who thinks we'll get more than one more health bar? i'm thinking three. we will more than double our current mass
thraximore: I love how much of your meat you can hide in little crooks and crannies
CptCorallis: The drones are so spinny and bladed and awful.
rocketjohn: automated defenses
rocketjohn: oof.
The_Kraken19: This is Katamari Damacy for the late night crowd
JadedCynic: yeah, they have force fields, they're relatively tough, and they HURT
RaklarLS: shake'em like maracas
TXC2: The_Kraken19 oh Gods it is
beowuuf: they shield too :(
JakeKamas: I think you're going to need your slash ability to break though these guys
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Aenir798: This is SO COOL
MAPBoardgames: This seems like a boss fight.
kumatsu: Treating this game as if Alex's running commentary was actually coming from the blob is A+
RaklarLS: there we go
Intrepid_Colin: Katamary Damacy: Meat Edition
JadedCynic: remember you can fling obects at OTHER objects
undecided44: can you charge them like the wood doors?
GlennSeto: How rude, it struggles but doesn't even provide sustenance.
MAPBoardgames: If you hit your toys on the floor like that, you'll break them.
LadyLockwood92: I understood that reference
TehAmelie: even though you are immortal, it feels like getting killed is letting down the movie monster legacy, don't it
syir320: yeet
CptCorallis: I'm yet to see anybody who isn't absolutely satisfied with the catharsis of smashing those orbs
Taveena: add some flavor to your human
RaklarLS: huge basil and huge rosemary
mowdownjoe: Right away, I'm remembering the "They're made of meat" sketch.
rasterscan: Cilantro and parsely.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes, I love the taste of soap
Intrepid_Colin: Need some herbs to season your meat
TXC2: ah fire hot!
GlennSeto: smol
Asenath_Darque: eeesh
noSmokeFire: huh, you sure are flammable, huh
Anaerin: Web them?
lordofsand13: jeez loius
JadedCynic: looks like any fern at all to me
kurosaru96: drop grate on them?
Taveena: Regain Meat
LadyLockwood92: If you try and take them head on, they will kill you
arcaneIllumination: Web?
JadedCynic: ambush with stealthies
MAPBoardgames: It ran off down the airvent on fire. We definitely killed it.
TXC2: #FullMeat
RaklarLS: meatify, if you will
Zaghrog: grate as projectile?
syir320: it's like your blood is made of gasoline
Mysticman89: you are quite the...being
rocketjohn: why are they being so uncool about all this?
Intrepid_Colin: Meat powers, activate!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fill this Alex with meat
TehAmelie: we are quite flammable
murabakaa: Reject humanity, become meat
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade camazoComrade camazoF12 these cops are not comrades
Magnetic__North: Gating by full meat reminds me of Soul Reaver where you needed to have full health to have the soul reaver or in later games maintain the energy from a font by not entering the spectral realm
Mathonwy: Is there a limit to how much you can re-meat-ify?
Mysticman89: most people are quite flammable to be fair
TehAmelie: weird considering how moist our meat is
JadedCynic: we are meat; we can be cooked
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrHERE
Asimech: @MAPBoardgames Do you smell meat being cooked? No? Then it _must_ be dead.
Electrodyne: I am enjoying this Arby's video game
CptCorallis: "must have been nothing"
RaklarLS: you can remeatify as much as you want
GDwarf: Mathonwy: Only based on how much food you can find
LadyLockwood92: You are incredibly flamable
asthanius: I bet they wouldn't like it if they were on fire. Didn't they ever learn the Golden Rule?
JadedCynic: yeah, we're dripping blood everywhere we go...
Rentok: He has to fall asleep eventually
BusTed: Rough.
rasterscan: Is Alex on the same schedule for the rest of LRR, breaks every hour?
JadedCynic: remember, humans can drown...
PenguinMortified: are we part petrol?
TehAmelie: you are leaving those seeds everywhere. you are forever and everywhere. you are immortal.
hold_no_carter: MAXIMUM MEAT
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man we move sooo fast
JadedCynic: even when they have flame retardant suits on...
Electrodyne: WE HAVE THE MEATS
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Jeezy56: jlrrBreak
LadyLockwood92: Sounds good~
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Electrodyne: Meat break
rasterscan: Thank goodness, I needed to get up. xD
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Mysticman89: is achiveming full meat on stream allowed? sounds like a TOS violation to me
IaCthulhuFthagn: Time to restock on biomass!
s0lesurviv0r subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
s0lesurviv0r: is this what happens when meat production is unregulated?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, s0lesurviv0r! (Today's storm count: 39)
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
TehAmelie: but yeah, when you get blown up it always feels like you have learned nothing from watching those hundreds of horror movies don't it
AtomicAlchemical: lrrFINE Squid1 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid4 lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote We got the meat! We got the Meat! We got the MEAT! YEAH! We got the meat!
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
bowseriffic: Bye @txc2
PadawanTK16: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1381: "I don't think they're children. I think they're horrible mannequins animated by Noah's love for God." —Alex [2014-08-01]
MAPBoardgames: That quote has to be from a W+P
beowuuf: yay, more purifier commentery
TehAmelie: it's from one of the originals
TehAmelie: Zoo Race
beowuuf: night txc2
TehAmelie: I'm a horse NOW?
beowuuf: zoo race is so strong people forget the batshit YOU testimennt as the filling of that amazing sandwich
Mathonwy: I have cycled fluids!
TehAmelie: to be fair i feel the streams barely scratched the surface of You Testament
arcaneIllumination: I for one never forgot the YOU testament.
LadyLockwood92: I feel like you may have missed something...
Invitare: maybe he thought you were a dark souls boss and the safest place was right behind you
GlennSeto: Has Alex given it a name?
TehAmelie: imagine fighting this mess in Dark Souls. . .it would be worse than any of those Bloodborne chalice bosses
MAPBoardgames: I bet you use your webshooter to solve the laser/door puzzle, but I have no idea how.
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie Well, pyromancers might have a shot.
bowseriffic: Well done, sir
BusTed: Sweet.
bowseriffic: now wat
MAPBoardgames: Or that. That'll do it
asthanius: i c
GlennSeto: The perfect organism.
TehAmelie: bending light seems like sort of a non-trivial power
LadyLockwood92: Yep~
bowseriffic: Mass hype
NightValien28: it seems we are a ...... splinter cell
MAPBoardgames: it has a mana bar
Laserbeaks_Fury: well now we know what the powers for
beowuuf: now we understand those boxes
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Becoming invisible makes sense for such a thing, sure
bowseriffic: Ooh
LarkSachrosis: Game gives new ability, immediately gives you a scenario to use it in. Good.
MAPBoardgames: Power boxes restore your mana
GlennSeto: Kinda glad that of LRR's two big Alien fans, the vegetarian isn't playing this ... plus he just did another game.
LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun your powers are restricted by size
accountmadeforants: It'll be interesting to find out what the large form version of that button is.
GlennSeto: And if there is a 3rd size.
GlennSeto: I played this, but not much farther than Alex.
Makrosian_Tae: Hello chat! and hell--WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.??
TehAmelie: my money is on five size classes, but i do like a long shot
LadyLockwood92: Slime Time.
NightValien28: Makrosian_Tae mass
bowseriffic: @makrosian_tae Hey
Taveena: You're wasting all the good human juice!
MacSquizzy: This game is very... juicy
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun i think you have to go back and collect the discarded piece of biomass if you want full healthbar
DigitalSeahorse: F
Mysticman89: you have to have been burninated
bowseriffic: Only a sidearm, GO!
Anaerin: You spin me right round, Alex, right round like an Arcane Horror right round round round...
PharaohBender27: @Makrosian_Tae Don't worry about it Kappa
3and4fifths: Burn off those extra pounds!
Makrosian_Tae: I have many questions and I'm sure NONE of them are able to be answered...
beowuuf: alex is the thing :)
thraximore: oh snap when did you get a sneak ability?
LadyLockwood92: I could answer...but spoilers~
PharaohBender27: @thraximore Couple of minutes ago
thraximore: aight
PharaohBender27: HypeFire
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae We are essentially the Thing. That's the long and short of it.
Intrepid_Colin: I thought that was an animal skeleton and got confused
kurosaru96: go invis?
LadyLockwood92: No energy
LadyLockwood92: You got 'em
MyrddintheWizard: Is this game basically John Carpenter's "The Thing" but you are the thing...
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse
Juliamon: MyrddintheWizard Yup
Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon I stand corrected. All of my questions have now been answered
TehAmelie: i kind of want to do a ghost playthrough of this, never get seen except by people who you are eating. seems way too hard but still
LadyLockwood92: Now you can meat Doug
MAPBoardgames: Doug. This isn't for opening the door earlier
Mathonwy: Saying "What an asshole".... I mean, you ARE trying to eat him.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands
TehAmelie: Relith Science, huh. seems like a competitor to Aperture
BrindleBoar: I said, "young mass"
DigitalSeahorse: toxic masculinity hurt that man
beowuuf: when life gives you biomass...
thraximore: wheelerDroopy
Positivemilkhotel: I've only seen a few short clips of this game but it consistently looks BANANAS every time
DigitalSeahorse: suck like bubble tea
MAPBoardgames: Ate that one already
thraximore: yep
BrindleBoar: it's not covered in juice, though
TehAmelie: it is super fun to just play
Mysticman89: in the words of a cool dude, "VA suck va suck!"
beowuuf: we killed our first drone there... good times
TehAmelie: moving, eating, all the basic actions of the game are just super entertaining
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote suck
LRRbot: Quote #5804: "Suck my asshole!" —Adam, to Twitch chat [2019-02-09]
DigitalSeahorse: other music?
MAPBoardgames: Is someone playing really loud music somewhere in your background?
TehAmelie: we see what you did ther game
thraximore: oh ha
DigitalSeahorse: ah
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun there was a place with lazers protecting a exit
azureHaights: They probably want to absolve you of your SINs
beowuuf: i don't think we needed to know that was directed at twitch chat by adam :p
FuzzyFozzy: There was that room you passed a while back with the lasers above and below a door. Maybe backtrack?
The_Kraken19: Oh yeah! That room
TehAmelie: get eat, little things of dust
The_Kraken19: With the hole guarded by laser
kurosaru96: Throw grate at him?
thraximore: eat her butt to heal?
TehAmelie: we are totally spreading through the ground of this world like an infection. this is like Plague Inc but with cool gameplay
GlennSeto: Fair warning, the next checkpoint is a bit further off.
Makrosian_Tae: This is mega disconcerting, but I wanna support LRR so I'm staying lrrSPOOP
Xiff_: That was a very Patrick starfish scream from the lightly armed guy
arcaneIllumination: Web him!
Ritaspirithntr: @makrosian_tae same
DigitalSeahorse: HyperTiger rawwwr
Juliamon: Don't feel like you need to stay if this is too much for you!
PharaohBender27: ^
Phrawger: num num num
bobbingtonn: Thanks for the HyperCrate @stringcheeseriot
Juliamon: LRR prioritizes viewer comfort over views.
LadyLockwood92: Eat ass Grow Fast?
TehAmelie: to be fair, you're not nearly as evil in this game as when you are a disease wiping out all humanity in Plague Inc
thraximore: such a wee world eater
kurosaru96: Eat ass grow mass
iris_of_ether: Yeah, this made my wishlist benginLol
arcaneIllumination: We are so adorable at 1 health.
Asimech: @kurosaru96 Now that's a marketing tagline.
PharaohBender27: F
Makrosian_Tae: I appreciate it, thanks
GlennSeto: Yeah, you don't have to be uncomfortable here, that goes for every stream, not just the Let's Nope :)
wildpeaks: there's always room for human jello
Clockwork_Penguin: This is an odd octodad mod
TehAmelie: hmm so what do we call this? Play it Nopeward?
Asimech: Nope it Forward?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ahh, yes. The Spaget game
eric_christian_berg: This game is distressingly satisfying.
GlennSeto: Nom It Forward?
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto Oooh, that's a good one!
eric_christian_berg: Let's Nom?
Asimech: Hmm. "Nope it Forward" actually makes it sound like it's a pass-along horror game, with a different player each week using the same save.
Juliamon: Play it Goreward
TehAmelie: i like it
GlennSeto: Let's Nom is really good
LadyLockwood92: That's the one!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon That's a great one! :D
TehAmelie: wordplay!
Asimech: "Ever forward, always nomming."
MeJustinYouChat: Such a sloppy eater
Mathonwy: Knock knock, open up, it's real.
edh_player: when i came back I saw inviso glorp lol
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Hmmm. I'd like to see a game where you play as some alien entity... but things like controls are completely foreign in design. (Like how does the alien mass know how door buttons work, etc) Might be fun.
RatekStormcrow: Evwen "Carrion" has an "Onsen Episode"
Asimech: I mean. It's difficult to eat spaghetti cleanly, I imagine when the tables have turned it would be at least as hard.
azureHaights: Knock knock open up the door, it's real / with the nonstop chomp chomp of eldritch meal
Simonark: Maybe its a romantic comedy at its core. Spray Anything
GlennSeto: open up the vent , it's real, a non-stop meat mass of teeth and skill
edh_player: @myclosepersonalfriendjohn I'd play that
MeJustinYouChat: I'm so glad this game is low fidelity
TehAmelie: wait do we go to the hot springs?
Intrepid_Colin: Human McNuggets
GlennSeto: @azurehaights I tip my hat to you
LadyLockwood92: got 'em
Makrosian_Tae: @intrepid_colin that may be the one thing that puts Ben off nuggies
edh_player: look how much my boy has grown
Makrosian_Tae: like, forever
LadyLockwood92: Shlorp
Intrepid_Colin: I was going to say we could easily handle the Nuggie Centurion
TehAmelie: feels like squieezing through those small squares should not require a special power, but i guess it does
eric_christian_berg: Schloop, schloop-a-doop, schloop-a-doop...
LadyLockwood92: Save Hole
Mathonwy: Schlupe tube....
MAPBoardgames: There is a crack
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
RaklarLS: the one thing that slightly annoys me in this game: the health bar looks like it's bugged, being 1/4th hidden. Worse part is that it shows the full hexagons when you meatify
TehAmelie: noo not dynamite
eric_christian_berg: Now, Alex, finish your mans.
edh_player: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
eric_christian_berg: Don't just leave him floatin'.
GlennSeto: Man, that Hunger Games licensed game went in a weird direction.
edh_player: !gooseadvice
kurosaru96: Gotta finish them
Ukon_Cairns: mogsHONK
LadyLockwood92: @RaklarLS The Health boxes aren't sectional.
edh_player: !honk
Intrepid_Colin: You going to die painful now
Mathonwy: That thing is very flammable...
frnknstn: why are there so many damp natural caves in this space science base?
TehAmelie: the game should be highly moddable, if we think forward a bit. . .simple pixels and all
Makrosian_Tae: @glennseto LUL LUL LUL lrrSPOOP
eric_christian_berg: That'll learn 'em.
Simonark: Those jerks dont appreciate the hard work. So many mouths to feed
LadyLockwood92: Well yeah, Fire Bad!
edh_player: @mathonwy So it's Anakin Skywalker in disguise
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Mathonwy: You were the chosen one! Er... Ten...
GlennSeto: @edh_player This one has way more natural charisma.
Intrepid_Colin: First off how dare you
eric_christian_berg: Just lower bodies hangin' everywhere.
RaklarLS: @LadyLockwood92 what i mean is that it looks off-frame, but when you go up or down a level, it shows the full hexagon shape
MeJustinYouChat: This little piggie
Laserbeaks_Fury: some people prefer wings, but I love THE LEGS
Xiff_: What kinda security system opens the blast doors after the security drones are demolished?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: There is so much good ass to eat here.
edh_player: @glennseto and way less child murder
MAPBoardgames: New friend!
TehAmelie: hmm how would you stat this prothean mass of carnivority in D&D?
TehAmelie: woooorms?
GDwarf: Wheee!
Laserbeaks_Fury: onlhy in water?
LadyLockwood92: Worm
Simonark: Licorice
Mysticman89: aww, cute
RaklarLS: spaghetti alien
MeJustinYouChat: Yeah this is the worst
vetr1c subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
vetr1c: Popped in to resub, and cool, Alex is eating the world.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, vetr1c! (Today's storm count: 40)
Taveena: we noodles!
morgoth_bauglyr: snekks
GlennSeto: @edh_player We may find the daycare yet.
LadyLockwood92: Oh, worm?
Bartlebad: Thanks for the HyperHex @vetr1c
eric_christian_berg: Yum!
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun fleshy red lingune!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Twizzlers!
Asimech: We tapeworms now.
sir_jack_DB: Thanks for the HyperMine @vetr1c
noSmokeFire: oh, worm
BrindleBoar: quick, find a toilet to swim up out of
RAICx: MeJustinYouChat The wormst Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 Squid4 Squid1 Squid4
MAPBoardgames: He IS playing doom
nyquister_: So, the player is the horror monster? Cool
ChrisGMiller: Are those Doom classic screenshots?
ChrisGMiller: on the dudes computer screen
TehAmelie: by the way is it just me who's been making weird meat sounds with my mouth for this whole game without even thinking?
JadedCynic: anyone up for linguine bolognese?
thraximore: he's fixing the doors to the Bridge
NimrodXIV: spagett
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That is death
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Rentok: Flamethrower robot boss?
BusTed: Gonk droid with chain gun.
TehAmelie: it's like making explosion sounds when you're playing Asura's Wrath. just the thing you have to do
GDwarf: Maybe it's a friend?
LadyLockwood92: A problem.
Rentok: Miniguns?
splatty1: thats a chonker
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: 1st gen mech?
Simonark: Its 40k now?
sir_jack_DB: HELLO
Taveena: OH. Now THIS is happening!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That is a problem
hesterbyrde: oh good
DigitalSeahorse: openseQuel
Xiff_: Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho
azureHaights: haha enemy go vvrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR
edh_player: @glennseto something tells me that I don't want to find a glorp daycare tho
Mathonwy: Wow!
MAPBoardgames: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
TehAmelie: wait why is a Scribblenauts mecha here
Endless109: Looks like a Space Marine Dreadnaught
MyrddintheWizard: HEcks
LarkSachrosis: Oh, it's the FUK-U 5000.
Anaerin: Some kind of Mech-a-nick?
Orgmastron: Pop it open for a tasty treat :)
Mathonwy: Miniguns go BRRRRR!
Bartlebad: Stompy Robot goes BRRRRRR
eric_christian_berg: The casings are a nice touch.
noSmokeFire: that is an INORDINATE number of bullets
Baldrash: So much brass...
cryomancer20x6: Puff the Magic Dragon has entered the chat
JadedCynic: ALEX - *this* is something you want to get through the crunchy outside to the yummy center LUL
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Can we "occupy" the mech at some point. Alien biomass in a mech suit sounds fun.
accountmadeforants: Time to find a flight of stairs and some executives, I suppose.
MAPBoardgames: I like the sound the gun makes.
Critterbot: Holy...what's the rpm on that thing?
LadyLockwood92: Hehe Mech go brrrr
Anaerin: Invisibility?
Angnor33: That was an ouch.
noSmokeFire: wait, shit, no "inordinate ordinance"
JadedCynic: walking box go brrr
Cool_Jean_Aunt: so you can shoot your goo my dude
kurosaru96: Web it, hit it with a grate?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Become invisible?
edh_player: @critterbot 1000000000
LadyLockwood92: @Critterbot Many
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Use counters.
thraximore: love the music
TehAmelie: by the way are we an alien or a science experiment or what?
Zipa8: 40k wants its dreadnought back
HadesLeprechaun: you really need to YANK when you grab it, little wiggles side to side dont do anything
LadyLockwood92: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lubricate your Lego before beginning the process.
JadedCynic: but grab it and whack it around a little and you can break parts off...and get at the pilot
GlennSeto: @tehamelie unclear, so far
Orgmastron: @tehamelie Yes
ChiefEngineerMichael: @TehAmelie Bio-material experience gone wrong, I believe
kurosaru96: hit it with something?
LarkSachrosis: Can you cloak to sneak up on it?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Maybe become invisible?
kurosaru96: get big and tackle?
RayneOfSalt: y'all.. exciting news... the first skirt i've ever bought arrived yesterday. it's swishy and purple and cute, and wearing it makes me feel like i've finally acknowledged my true self
edh_player: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
JadedCynic: big and rip open usually works
CAKHost: I see some kind of line go to a yellow thing?
SoaringDragon42: Best type of skirt!
Orgmastron: Congrats @rayneofsalt !
arcaneIllumination: @RayneOfSalt Congrats!
TehAmelie: that's exciting news!
HadesLeprechaun: it's like the doors or gates, little wiggles dont work, you really gotta pull
Endless109: that did something at least
Mathonwy: Welcome to your first boss fight?
MAPBoardgames: Hit it in the glowing weakpoint for massive damage?
LadyLockwood92: @RayneOfSalt Yay~! Congratulations~ TransgenderPride
FuzzyFozzy: That’s awesome Rayne!
AshBurnem: A tough nut to crack.
TehAmelie: PrideParty
MeJustinYouChat: The line is just to show it's connected to the door lock
Mysticman89: throwing your meat at it seems to have done a thing
Makrosian_Tae: Congrats Rayne!
frnknstn: is it connected to the yellow square?
AshBurnem: lrrHORN
GlennSeto: Oh hey, it's a Weyland Yutani Kinder Surprise.
JadedCynic: @frnknstn wirelessly - kill the mech, and the door opens
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
accountmadeforants: seabatHITBOX
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I love the spin up delay on that gun.
3and4fifths: Think of creame brulee, it just needs a spoon to crack it a few times
JadedCynic: progess
RayneOfSalt: ty, everyone. if it weren't for how warm, welcoming and loving that y'all are, i probably would have stayed closeted and not accepted my truth as a trans person
asthanius: I can't NOT hear a fart noise from that gun
noSmokeFire: get me a cup of that hitbox's piss
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLion bunnnTR teebsUnity
RayneOfSalt: and now I have my first skirt! i'm so happy!
JadedCynic: aw, the fixed it lrrAWW
richard_ermen: I wonder if invisibility would help...
rocketjohn: can we get a cup of that robot's piss please?
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
DigitalSeahorse: TransgenderPride IntersexPride GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride
edh_player: glorp down glorp down
snowb0und subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
snowb0und: Cheers Alex, hope you've been well
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, snowb0und! (Today's storm count: 41)
AshBurnem: These Spess Muhrins and their Metal Boxes
JadedCynic: only for the intial surprise @richard_ermen -
TehAmelie: same. LRR is at least 80% of the reason i was able to come out of the closet
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @asthanius Developers tend to use the tools at hand. And if all you have is a mic and a need for sounds fx...
blackwlf: Omnomnom
JadedCynic: NOM OM OM
Pistollero1: Aww yeah my fave LLR boy
Baldrash: lrrGOAT
AshBurnem: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NimrodXIV: chewy!
LadyLockwood92: You got the surprise inside~!
vetr1c: nomnomnom
DigitalSeahorse: :D
RayneOfSalt: every single one of you are beautiful, wonderful people and I am forever in your debt
rocketjohn: opened the tuna can
Zipa8: even in death he still serves
ravenlord_xix: you can't just stomp around and be hard to kill! haha assault cannon goes BBBRRRTTT
rocketjohn: and ate the tuna
FuzzyFozzy: Creamy center
Endless109: Dreadnaught Down
LadyLockwood92: @RayneOfSalt lrrHEART
MAPBoardgames: How many licks does it take to get to gooey center of a shootybot?
ChefStephen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ChefStephen! (Today's storm count: 42)
Rentok: He found the surprise inside the kinder bot
LarkSachrosis: Howdy howdy howdy
Mathonwy: Ride it!!!!
ValtheDrake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ValtheDrake! (Today's storm count: 43)
rocketjohn: I love how much fun you're having with this, Alex :)
Rentok: It was meat
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames seems like four rebirths?
Xiff_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Xiff_: Now your the mecha pilot
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Xiff_! (Today's storm count: 44)
frnknstn: @RayneOfSalt no u
Ba_Dum_Tish: Thanks for the HyperCooldown @xiff_
RayneOfSalt: @frnknstn uno reverse card
SajuukSjet: Eat the Mecha, Shinji.
NimrodXIV: "keep calm and carry on" ... sure, sign
DigitalSeahorse: that's grate
noSmokeFire: the existence of grates above the water level makes me think you're going to flood this place soon
lordofsand13: looks like the tapeworm that i found in my dog
Taveena: Why are the worms so much worse than the giant flesh pile? Like I AGREE, and I don't get it!
GDwarf: "Don't be scared, I'm just gonna eat ya!"
Simonark: Its as if Red Vines ruin everything
rocketjohn: "now kiss"
thraximore: HAZMAT suits, only took us 45 minutes to find the first one
Milocw: and now there dividing like nature intended
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I wonder if you can become even bigger
eric_christian_berg: These ones take a little work to crack open. Like clams!
Baldrash: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Civilization VI) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (2:21 from now).
splatty1: because the worms are danger spaghetti
walkeroftales: dere humpin and he chompin
MeJustinYouChat: That man got thrown in two
Xiff_: I wonder what a pacifist run of this game looks like
GlennSeto: wow
Endless109: I need the horror movie where the carnivorous bio mass make some half alive human ragdolls fuuuk
MAPBoardgames: Your biological uniqueness will be homogenized into our own.
TehAmelie: the fact that our amorphous mass is not actually confined to a solid body is probably upsetting on an id level
RayneOfSalt: i have to lurk, because my little niece and nephew are being dropped off for me to look after very soon, but i had to share my news and thank y'all for your part in helping me become the person I want to be
LadyLockwood92: Yep, turrets are bad news.
RayneOfSalt: y'all are amazing and I love every single one of you
iris_of_ether: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
beowuuf: lrrHEART
SoaringDragon42: PrideFlower
AtomicAlchemical: alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride
LadyLockwood92: @RayneOfSalt You're absolutely amazing too~ TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
GlennSeto: TransgenderPride
kurosaru96: only wormy underwater?
Laserbeaks_Fury: now is water temple?
MeJustinYouChat: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: imagine being a collective of meat worms. . .
MAPBoardgames: @RayneOfSalt Many of us feel the same way. lrrHEART
arcaneIllumination: @RayneOfSalt Just glad to hear you're feeling better about yourself. You deserve to feel great about who you are.
LadyLockwood92: Only Wormboy underwater
DigitalSeahorse: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
FuzzyFozzy: Maybe water level can be changed
GlennSeto: Oh, do we get to eat whales?
PharaohBender27: @RayneOfSalt lrrHEART
TehAmelie: TransgenderPride
AshBurnem: Judge? I have demonstrated a loop.
RayneOfSalt: take care, be safe and keep being the wonderful, beautiful people that you
ChargingFerret: toilet sounds
A_Dub888: !findquote loop
LRRbot: Quote #3422: "His *** is in an infinite loop." —Beej [2016-07-20]
MyrddintheWizard: TransgenderPride
TehAmelie: translator's note: keikaku means plan
Gekyouryuu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:23.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, it's timed
kurosaru96: raise lever
DigitalSeahorse: you're sketti now
Gekyouryuu: oh, wow, I am way late
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun hey, is now a good time to share with my recipe for linguine bolognese? ;)
thraximore: it's a timed adventure
thraximore: :)
Rentok: web pull
kurosaru96: and web from above?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Be fast
NimrodXIV: ditch some mass?
Milocw: ah puzzels
LadyLockwood92: Shot Web
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It's timed
Anaerin: Ditch some mass, web the lever?
MeJustinYouChat: it's not timed
SoaringDragon42: yeah, need to web lever
HadesLeprechaun: little meat blob can hit switches through small gaps
coolbond: recepi sharing meme?
asthanius: The what??
thraximore: ah no, it's not timed cuz there's a cutscene
TheOtherTrevor: reach down through from above to the lever?
noSmokeFire: can you split into multiple masses?
PharaohBender27: Wait, that was a meme? I thought @JadedCynic was doing a one-off joke
3and4fifths: you remember smol boi can shoot?
Rentok: I don't think it's a meme? I think people are just into sharing recipes?
Metric_Furlong: he'll figure it out, chat
Mathonwy: Yeah, you went down there to break the wood, so you can reach through the gaps to hit the level from above.
coolbond: never heard of it
Endless109: Have not heard of that one
GlennSeto: Maybe just people fighting the Covid boredom?
frnknstn: use the onsen, web the switch
LadyLockwood92: You can't split into multiple characters but you can become smaller
asthanius: I mean, I guess by definition it could be a meme, in that it's something being shared throughout communities?
TehAmelie: is it that thing with sharing wildly meandering personal stories as a preamble to a recipe?
Rentok: Though some people probably see all the recipe sharing and decide it's a meme, so some of them are likely "meme recipes"
beowuuf: any time i've seen it in chat it's been legitimate :)
Endless109: Who locked that guy in there?
LadyLockwood92: >s h l o r p<
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 oh, just a one-time joke - esp because alex doesn't LIKE the 'school of fleshy meat eels' :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: You either need to be constantly paying attention to keep up or just accept the memes as they come and don't question too hard
MeJustinYouChat: Now look what you made me do, nom nom
Endless109: And a C H O M P
Metric_Furlong: boo!
Metric_Furlong: boo
NightValien28: NO
NightValien28: BAD ALEX
SoaringDragon42: oh there's two of them
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GlennSeto: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: and tentacles, and teeth
floki4242: arms yes tentacles bus no
DigitalSeahorse: dammit Alex
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So the squishy humans are just walking around, but they keep the armored mech in the steel closet. Weird.
GapFiller: Alex it is yr constitutional right to give a grizzly a shotgun
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
TwitchTVsFrank: are tentacles arms?
floki4242: no
Endless109: Sir! The Biomass has infected the refreshment machines! NOOO
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wibbly wobbley slippery slimey stuff
kurosaru96: grab the grate?
thraximore: there was a grate beneath
HadesLeprechaun: grate on floor you missed in previous room
AtomicAlchemical: I'd go so far as to argue tentacles are prehensile heads, on account of the distributed nervous-system of octopi
MeJustinYouChat: Good smashy
GlennSeto: "Haul ass" gets a whole meaning with this physiology.
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Drazoth: Ohh, murder spaghetti night! My favorite!
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GlennSeto: *new meaning
noSmokeFire: Thanks for the HyperCrate @drazoth
3and4fifths: Thanks for the HyperSlam @drazoth
chesul: don't forget your meat!
NimrodXIV: sir you left some mass behind
LordZarano: I think I've seen recipe sharing meme in YouTube comments, on something completely unrelated to food people post a comment sharing a recipe for tasty food to cheer people up. No idea where it came from
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It's meat
blackwlf: It's made of meat.
MAPBoardgames: Shitter's full
Laserbeaks_Fury: RIP Rik
DigitalSeahorse: hehheheh
Zipa8: Young ones and Bottom were great
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Spacecarl: that poor man
GapFiller: Alex Steacy Alexei Sayle it all makes sense now!
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zackfayden808: hi Alex.
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Vivian, Eat the Television
coolbond: you killed him on the shitter alex how could you
rocketjohn: hey, that's me!
kurosaru96: go down from sinks?
ChiefEngineerMichael: I mean... In this game, it's the big blob of spaget and meatball that unites us. Quite forcefully.
Jeezy56: I never really got into the Young Ones so much but love Bottom
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
AshBurnem: Thanks for the HyperCheese @zackfayden808
JadedCynic: Thanks for the HyperReveal @zackfayden808
Lysander_Gustav: Is this the sequel to Inside?
DigitalSeahorse: RIP Rik
HadesLeprechaun: you dropped biomass in other room
LadyLockwood92: @Lysander_Gustav Nope, it's a standalone thing
Zipa8: and now hes gone and left me alone the bastard - ade Edmonson
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I love Vivian's introduction in the first episode. Just breaks into the room, through the wall, with a human leg in his hands.
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_Gustav No, this was made back in 2002, apparently. Essentially we're "the Thing"
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TheM8: let's omnomnomnom!
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GlennSeto: I finally figured out how to describe this game in 3 words: Blasphemous for atheists.
MeJustinYouChat: That, is a city
blackwlf: Giant fan.
kurosaru96: can you tackle windows
Scrubbodiestobears: a GPU fan
Endless109: "Soda is bad for you. And so am I!"
MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing a fan which is death.
kurosaru96: ?
Scrubbodiestobears: it's just a really big GPU
Taveena: Ooh, are we above ground now?
TheM8: hip nag
Loonatic93: He's good friends with the local bartender.
GDwarf: PharaohBender27 This came out this year, not 2002, and I think only started development in 2017 or so?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That Spy is sappin' my sentry
JadedCynic: look at that cityscape...where are we where there's a jungle(?) but also cities?
Simonark: That move is called the Halve Nelson._
PharaohBender27: @GDwarf Oh whoops - I somehow mixed up my digits when looking at the Wikipedia entry :P
NightValien28: as opposed to?
PharaohBender27: * :p
TehAmelie: paint the town red eh
MAPBoardgames: This whole area is gore
NimrodXIV: this level of Viscera Cleanup Detail is gonna be HARD
Taveena: the jungle was a botanical garden, right
Anaerin: Don't forget to eat your greens.
GlennSeto: @tehamelie Are we framing Meat Boy?
eric_christian_berg: Puny guard
Mangledpixel: cleanup on aisle 3
MeJustinYouChat: Well the tarp budget is fucked
TheUnknownPoetB subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
TheUnknownPoetB: Wait, I get to be a John Carpenter monster, I’M IN!
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MAPBoardgames: Didn't you leave some mass on the other screen? Down and right
TehAmelie: mmmaybe
Asimech: @PharaohBender27 Oh. So this is a sequel to Inside Out? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: zefrineBean eat your has beans
LadyLockwood92: You don't get biomass from the armoured guys
Lysander_Gustav: cool
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Endless109: The Cantina food they serve here really gotta increase in nutrisional value, they are just skin and bones!
chesul: you left a blob of mass in the first room (bottom right) off the room with two mechs.
SoaringDragon42: Thanks for the HyperJump @captainender7
GlennSeto: @ladylockwood92 They're too chewy.
blackwlf: Who does number two WORK FOR
MAPBoardgames: Crack1
DigitalSeahorse: good to know, I love the classics
thraximore: save hole!
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_Gustav So turns out I misread the year when looking this up, and it's from *this* year. Still not a sequel to anything, though
azureHaights: Didn't this literally happen to you in a crapshot
GapFiller: speaking of John Carpenter Alex yr ever seen Prince of Darkness or In The Mouth of Madness?
GureiSeion: Good thing you got him before he dropped too much "mass."
GapFiller: since theyre generally taken as a triolgy w/ The Thing
LadyLockwood92: I mean...it's more because they're armoured. You gotta reduce them to slurry to make them stop moving
jool_b: @GureiSeion LUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I never realized how much it was attached to Bond till "From Rewatch.."
blackwlf: I just assumed they were robots.
thraximore: you did miss one down near the crappers
JadedCynic: Technically, the first Austin Powers was a direct parody of "In Like Flint" with James Colburn
wildpeaks: isn't "Number 2" a reference to The Prisoner ?
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: apparently the Daniel Craig bond films had to be SUPER SERIOUS because of the Austin Powers movies "ruining" being campy for them
GlennSeto: Right down to the Lezenby shirt.
Simonark: And a bit of Adam Adamant Lives too
DigitalSeahorse: now it's a parody of a parody of an enigma wrapped in a conundrum
Positivemilkhotel: chainsaw man goes so hard dude
Lysander_Gustav: I read the first couple of those comics. I should probably continue
Gekyouryuu: I've been meaning to check that out
Juliamon: At least they had the decency to stop making Austin Powers movies. Some parody franchises don't get the hint.
TehAmelie: the three movies together are pretty good in themselves, although maybe not if you require them to be James Bond parodies
NightValien28: why not both
Mushbie: maybe a bit of both?
noSmokeFire: why not both?
arcaneIllumination: Why not both?
Quillpaw: by the way, alex, i should thank you. seeing you tweeting about dorohedoro got me interested and i love it!
Lysander_Gustav: he never went to school
Positivemilkhotel: I genuinely can't think of a better word to describe chainsaw man than just RAW
DigitalSeahorse: oh I been watching Dorohedoro :D also got a sand artist to draw the two main characters
GhostValv: it's a made by the same person as fire punch
gamerbossharmon: Hello
kurosaru96: lever behind you?
thraximore: just flip the switch again?
kurosaru96: raise lever?
MAPBoardgames: Flip the switch by the chopper?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Even when you're a Cronenberg monster, world keep pressuring you to lose weight Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: drink at the office cooler
Lysander_Gustav: dang
Mister_BlueSky: seabatYIKES
kurosaru96: wow
Endless109: Oof, mood
NightValien28: too real Laserbeaks_Fury
AtomicAlchemical: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Milocw: from this point on the game starts getting puzzelly with the levels and your powers
JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury BRAVO!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: oofa
Lysander_Gustav: lazer grids!
PharaohBender27: @Laserbeaks_Fury lrrWOW
Dandinstorm12: Hey chat
NightValien28: this would be a good time to drop a hard save, some puzzle can hard lock you
Dandinstorm12: Hey Alex
Lysander_Gustav: huh stealth missions
JadedCynic: never too late to save
thraximore: QWOP
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun alex, unless you hear the 'broken robot/dying radio' squelch, the soldier is not down
eric_christian_berg: Weeee
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Gekyouryuu: "hey, is anyone here named Tony?" "I am. why? got a package for me?" "nah, I'm just in the mood for some italian." *eats Tony*
copoli: Just tuning in, this sure is something
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrALEX
Juliamon: Good time for a break?
Slayer_nano: I first saw this game being played by Maximillion dood and crew playing this
NightValien28: this is basically pixel prototype
wildpeaks: there are plenty of different experiences, but they're usually indie games with low marketing budgets
Dandinstorm12: but not necessarily a monster everyone knows
DigitalSeahorse: or what if you were the vacuum cleaner! shigiIdk
Positivemilkhotel: not even just the fact you're a monster, the fact that the monster is just a giant horrible mass of meat is oddly charming
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
kerbalized_: lol
HadesLeprechaun: not only are you the monster, but it -plays- differently than your standard metroid style action platformer
NightValien28: DigitalSeahorse rumu loves cleaning
TheUnknownPoetB: I may need to pick this game up. It seems very cathartic for me, given all the shit going do.
Gekyouryuu: she's texting, Alex
AtomicAlchemical: Naw, flesh pile is way to charismatic to be Alex Mercer
DigitalSeahorse: (SamuraiPunk)
blackwlf: Um, Alex? You ate all the others.
coolbond: there might be a good idea to deal with the one released before you have to deal with both
PharaohBender27: "What others!? You ate everyone else!"
copoli: Not only are you the monster, but it’s also an interesting monster
SmashTCG: Push space?
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DigitalSeahorse: NightValien28, heheh
GlennSeto: My gf just described dragging two human legs behind you with keeping a Twix for later. lrrWOW
NightValien28: hot mic my dude
Simonark: Its a very pure gameplay experience
Simonark: Sorry, i meant a puree gameplay experience
DigitalSeahorse: GlennSeto shigiTroll
coolbond: did the stream crash?
Juliamon: Stream is live, on break
coolbond: huh must have been VLC that died then
nyquister_: Are we supposed to be getting twitch ads at the moment? They never come up for me
DigitalSeahorse: a slurry of fun!
Juliamon: nyquister_ Nonsubs should be seeing ads, yes
nyquister_: Weird, I would like to convert my viewing minutes into cash for LRR but they don't come up (no ad block either)
SachielOne: Did Twitch mandate increased frequency of ad breaks?
wynternyghtynggale: no i think its for youtube purposes
Orgmastron: Sometimes Twitch doesn't have ads for your region
Simonark: Our wordplay is very Abottoir and Costello today
wynternyghtynggale: so there is no awkward breaks in videos for those add
BrindleBoar: possibly for sanity purposes - LRR has been doing a lot more solo streams due to pandemic, which is more work for a single person to 'carry the show'
Juliamon: We don't have a good answer for the specific hourly breaks, just that they're important.
nyquister_: Ah, I see. Apparent New Zealand is ad free then lol
PharaohBender27: @SachielOne LRR made an agreement with Twitch that worked better for LRR
blackwlf: Welcome back.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's funny, because I use a LRR Magic pad for my desktop
undecided44: my suspicion is twitch may have modified their revenue sharing scheme for ads... if you break x times you get y more revenue
JaysonMaxwell: Thanks @captainender7 (i think!?) for the HyperTiger. I didn't get a notice on it?
GlennSeto: Well, regular breaks are also important.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Also Alex, thanks for playing this, good to see that you're having a good time today!
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Juliamon: In any case, hourly ads = good for LRR
JadedCynic: brb, I don't know about ALL sizes, but the lrr-pride shirts are back in stock - I ordered one yesterday! <3
Ritaspirithntr: Just read up about the game and uh...... a little unsettled about where this is taking place...
abyssaldm: goop
Juliamon: Yes, the pride tees were restocked this week!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Endless109: Devolver sure makes good work happen
JadedCynic: Phobia Game Studio
Mister_BlueSky: I see Devolver as a sort of curator, and one I really enjoy.
GlennSeto: Devolver have an eye for talent.
JadedCynic: Devolver seems to know how to step back
asthanius: Because it's horror?
JadedCynic: yep; the credits imply that
Solid_Fuel: because it is so grim?
Gekyouryuu: Devolver certainly backs a lot of winning horses
blackwlf: Yes. Warsaw.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes, they are
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb
JadedCynic: "Carrion was developed by Phobia Game Studio, an indie game developer based in Warsaw, Poland."
AtomicAlchemical: Like Superhot?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I really liked Observation
AtomicAlchemical: (I think)
Gekyouryuu: Painkiller is from Poland, right?
wildpeaks: Dying Light too
JadedCynic: knock-on effect from CDProjekt?
GlennSeto: They saw The Witcher series and wanted in?
hunkajunk: Kindof weird given that a lot of poland has kindof forgot about where their country has been in the last century... As a polish person in Canada that bothers me.
Nigouki: well, maybe they're just reacting to their ever more right-wing government?
WonderfulGlory: The Polish government offers a lot of financial assistance to game studios. I think they are actively trying to build that industry.
LarkSachrosis: I think the devs of Dead Cells too.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, there are a LOT of good things coming out of Poland, except for the politics, due to the views on LGBTQ+ Rights.
TheUnknownPoetB: The Polish New Video Game Wave?
JadedCynic: @WonderfulGlory makes sense
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Polish politics is a hellhole.
JadedCynic: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise yeah, sadly...HEUG Catholic community in Poland...
PharaohBender27: @hunkajunk I was thinking maybe that history is *why* they're specializing in horror - they've seen a hell of a lot of it
Asimech: Anybody else feel like those doors kinda look like bookcases when open?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
copoli: I don’t care much about how realistic these types of games make their levels but I do wonder how the humans are supposed to get around these spooky science tunnels
Endless109: That guys must be hella confused. "Why is it leaving me alone!?!"
GlennSeto: @asimech You're not wrong.
Asimech: Maybe kill that walker before you have two in the same space free?
JadedCynic: save point! (and progress for level)
BrindleBoar: moshi moshi, Carrion desu
blackwlf: There's ladders.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So is there less backtracking to the privious areas?
TriseAlpha: Thicc... and meaty...
Gekyouryuu: BIG. MEATY. CRAWS.
Gekyouryuu: on account of the multiple mouths, you see
Intrepid_Colin: Deadly disco ball
AtomicAlchemical: Yeah, the Polish government's move towards not just nationalism but specifically Nazi-apologist proto-fascists is... not great
virgil82: Oh, Alex is play Horror?
blackwlf: Bonk
Endless109: Let's Be the Nope
blackwlf: Looks like.
copoli: @endless109 nice
asthanius: The Seattle of Poland
Anaerin: Seattle or Toronto...
arcaneIllumination: @virgil82 More like Alex is playing as the horror. The player controls the monster.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does this count as a horror game given you are the monster?
Simonark: Its not Seattle for long
BusTed: Delicious.
ashteranic: I must have missed the massive underground biological horrors while living here
BrindleBoar: Play It Nopeward
Ritaspirithntr: This game just got a whole lot real for me. ><
virgil82: Unsettling!
Cepsys: I love Pork's Place by the sound
Gekyouryuu: no one ever talks about how Seattle implies the presence of A-attle, B-attle, or Land-attle
JadedCynic: @Anaerin that's the space needle...and the Pac Northwest is considered a temperate rainforest...
GlennSeto: I like meat mass and I cannot lie / you other creatures can't deny / that when a thing slurps in with those itty bitty teeth and 10 eyes aimed at your face...
ashteranic: I mean, i guess there is that biotech place just between I-5 and lake union
BrindleBoar: :O
Endless109: Eww
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ever just drop 50% of you body mass
ashteranic: i guess it could be under that.
Orgmastron: Boo @gekyouryuu
Laserbeaks_Fury: good times
AtomicAlchemical: Gotta say, I am not liking the looks of Amazon's latest project
wildpeaks: not sure if it was a rhethoric question or not, but if it wasn't, the Noclip documentary on GOG was very good at explaining why Poland generated so many game creators
Alahmnat: "deposit biomass" definitely ranks right up there with "pump dog" on disturbing UI prompts
TriseAlpha: Get smol, get swol
DigitalSeahorse: drop a deuce caboose
Gekyouryuu: this isn't an Amazon project. this is Google Mass
JadedCynic: Remember people - along with Cyberdyne and Wayland-Yutani, keep an eye out for "Relith Science" :D
DigitalSeahorse: I like that wall
Endless109: God is that thing not pleasant to look at
GlennSeto: @atomicalchemical But think of the savings by staffing the warehouses with this.
Simonark: This feels more like Starbucks R&D
Endless109: Cabinets Fall, everyone dies
TotallyNotaBeholder: When a Nope nopes
buemmschaf: maybe you wanna fight the one before the other also gets out?
JadedCynic: more like "guns go brrr, biomass dies"
AtomicAlchemical: @GlennSeto Warehouse nothing. This is for WholeFoods in-store brand
drcanonball: Sentient mince meat: the game?
blackwlf: As a huge mass of meat?
kurosaru96: Can you tackle the windows?
LarkSachrosis: You're made of meat
DigitalSeahorse: :D
PipeSmokingOwl: werent we all already meat monsters
PipeSmokingOwl: lrrHAM
Laserbeaks_Fury: Same game, except you're just Meatwad
GlennSeto: Misunderstood and with strange eating habits?
MyrddintheWizard: Super Meat Boy became a man?
JadedCynic: but yah, swinging something around doesn't do anything unless you HIT it into a wall, etc
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is glorious meat! lucidDog lrrHAM
DigitalSeahorse: GOREous*
Neljandik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Neljandik: We are all meat monsters deep inside... ...Well, not that deep, just past the skin.
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DreadfulDrifter: so, Good Sir, what was your opinion of the Stalker 2 trailer
blackwlf: No, we're meat MACHINES. Once you get to an unnecessarily large number of mouths, you become a meat monster.
JadedCynic: btw, the ability to bash through wood barricades CAN get you through bullet *resistant* glass....
Rynehawk: Thanks for the HyperHex @neljandik
JadedCynic: take a lotta work
Mister_BlueSky subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Mister_BlueSky: Is this Meatwad's dark origin story?
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PipeSmokingOwl: True..i need more mouths...
RaklarLS: given that it's 100% meat, does the creature in this game have teeth, or does it process the bones of the humans it consumes to make their teeth?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLewd lucidDog delicious
JadedCynic: @RaklarLS maybe both...
RAICx: @raklarls Yes.
PharaohBender27: @Mister_BlueSky lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: oh hai Mister_BlueSky :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just meat juice Kappa
JadedCynic: aw, he's just noticed...
Gekyouryuu: yes, but is it YOUR blood?
D33vious: you see nothing!
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Tailswave lucidLove
TriseAlpha: Meat and teeth. Like Hadar.
JadedCynic: it's not 'blood' it's red goo, honest
Rynehawk: ooo books
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave DigitalSeahorse
blackwlf: Fungus.
JadedCynic: meat, teeth and EYES OvO
LadyLockwood92: Strawberry Jam
lordofsand13: i would love to see the peoples perspective in first person
Neljandik: All blood is his blood @Gekyouryuu The people just don't know it yet
Laserbeaks_Fury: I do like the game encourages you to yank people into safety one by one
GlennSeto: @jadedcynic It's Kool Aid. They're cultists and we're rescuing them.
iris_of_ether: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPR
Laserbeaks_Fury: They just became a Jill Sanwich :)
PaperDoopliss: Is that a Let's Speak English reference?????
JadedCynic: @GlennSeto #HeadcanonAPPROVED SeemsGood
JaymicUnyielding: Aw crap, we don't have the necessary protective gear! Gotta turn around.
DeathKoala subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
DeathKoala: This game is so satisfyingly squishy looking
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RAICx: Save?
DigitalSeahorse: lul
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: save?
AtomicAlchemical: Nice security, idiot!
D33vious: yes, the gentle dynamic squeltching and slither sounds are quite specifying...
GlennSeto: mmmh, leftovers
Laserbeaks_Fury: knock knock, open up the door; it's MEAT
JaymicUnyielding: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
DigitalSeahorse: nice yo-yo
D33vious: satisfying*
JadedCynic: we're just from the Budget department, polling every employee. We just misunderstood the part about "how well could you do your job with half the resources available to you?" LUL
MeJustinYouChat: whahahaha
TriseAlpha: Yes!!!
Taveena: Yeees. YEEEES.
JaymicUnyielding: oooohhhhhhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeeees I was waiting for this
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL wheelerH wheelerH
Lysander_Gustav: neat
TriseAlpha: Assuming Direct Control!
D33vious: nooooo
DeathKoala: Assuming direct control!?
blackwlf: Got your spine!
GlennSeto: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
asthanius: YES
lordofsand13: yes
asthanius: Get that Anglerfish action going!
DeathKoala: we oblex now lads
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Taveena: Entirely Normal Human Here
NimrodXIV: lrrFINE
7gorobei: meat puppeteer
BrindleBoar: but can she still gun?
PipeSmokingOwl: any DND fans familiar with an Oblex? :D
JadedCynic: here we go...alex is gonna have some FUNNNN
Baldrash: How's it hanging, fellow meatbags?
nyquister_: Sugar and water please
blackwlf: Normal human worm-baby.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb human hax
kumatsu: Take it to the bank, meatblob. It's just like human!
buemmschaf: "Greetings fellow Kids"
ravenlord_xix: How do you do fellow human meat sacks?
JadedCynic: @BrindleBoar oh YES, and can even *pilot a mech* B)
Mister_BlueSky: Wow you can go quite a ways.
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Rynehawk: reminds me of steve martin from 3 amigos
Rynehawk: GONNA MAKE IT
asthanius: OH
Taveena: Oh we're HERE now.
JaymicUnyielding: OH
BrindleBoar: hahaha Alex's face
GlennSeto: JESUS
Baldrash: Oh. Oh DEAR.
sir_jack_DB: OK
DeathKoala: OH BABY
Angnor33: That's awesome
Jeezy56: oh he ded
NimrodXIV: WRECKED
blackwlf: Teleport through Blood.
Lysander_Gustav: so there's a teleport function to it too? Cool.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
lordofsand13: teleportation
morgoth_bauglyr: Teleportation!
arcaneIllumination: You can teleport with it!
Mister_BlueSky: I M Y O U N O W
JadedCynic: and transplant yourself. or let them go (they just fall dead, even the soldiers)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Can you take a Mech?
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
ravenlord_xix: so mind control and a teleport of sorts?
blackwlf: There was a D&D prestige class that could do that.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Control a mech
SplittingImage77: Carrion reminds me of a Subway meatball sub
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think the mechs are drones
lordofsand13: try parisite on mech
kurosaru96: Infect the mech?
JadedCynic: @SplittingImage77 dangit, I already had supper - stop making me hungry
LadyLockwood92: Mech suit protects from Parasitism
ravenlord_xix: probably have break open first?
buemmschaf: Stress eating?
Taveena: Maybe if you knock the top off first?
LadyLockwood92: I gotta go sadly
BrindleBoar: seems like a no
JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury nope, they're piloted by ppl :D
SplittingImage77: Or a bowl of Chef Boyardee spaghetti
kurosaru96: oh yeah, knock the top off!
Asimech: I would presume you need the top off at the very least.
asthanius: "Take your top off! So I can infect you!"
GlennSeto: Crunchy, scrumptious people.
Asimech: So maybe yell "spring break, whoo!" and see if that works.
JadedCynic: @SplittingImage77 ...I have that available to me; at least I don't have to leave the house...
BrindleBoar: "hurr durr I'm a human, lemme in"
lordofsand13: SAVE
DigitalSeahorse: he's too smart
JadedCynic: the turret is the problem
blackwlf: Sentry guns will notice you, yeah.
JadedCynic: you can't fool the automated defenses
GlennSeto: "That's a weird-looking Mardi Gras necklace..."
blackwlf: You can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool heat-sensing turrets any of the time.
Lysander_Gustav: no minimap?
SoaringDragon42: no map at all
GlennSeto: @lysander_gustav nope
Lysander_Gustav: bummer
blackwlf: You're a meat monster, where would you keep a map?
GlennSeto: several reviewers objected to that
Lysander_Gustav: You'd keep the map in your meat-pockets, of course
SoaringDragon42: In the brains you ate, where else?
Lysander_Gustav: That would make more sense
DigitalSeahorse: that poor person was terrified the whole time to look and as soon as they finally looked you were there again
kurosaru96: uh oh, is that area blocked off now?
GlennSeto: @blackwlf Where wouldn't I keep a map? Orifices for days.
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav nope, this game will get frustrating later :(
GureiSeion: So, with a body like that, does this count as Leg Day?
kurosaru96: Hide in the water?
RealGamerCow: evening all, how goes the vore?
SplittingImage77: Kind of like a Sarlacc, maybe your knowledge increases with the brains you ingest
TriseAlpha: Monster knows not of "map". Know only "consume" and "spread".
Laserbeaks_Fury: I tell you what, this game looks like it could have been a nightmare to control, so big props to making it fluid
blackwlf: Meat pockets just reminds me of Futurama.
JadedCynic: ^^^^^
kurosaru96: Dont let laser see you
kurosaru96: Maybe you can possess the dead one?
GlennSeto: @laserbeaks_fury Mouse & keyboard is the way to go here.
blackwlf: Don't grab him directly under the shiny red light of the turret
timiam: !next
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Mysticman89: do we think the meat tendrils are warm, or just kinda wet?
JadedCynic: noep alex :(
AndrewKay: Can you make him buy a bottle of coke at the machine?
JadedCynic: but you can just turn it off :D
blackwlf: As long as they don't see you insert yourself into an orifice, then you're good.
drcanonball: omnomnom time?
DigitalSeahorse: ha
TriseAlpha: mmm, delicious meat puppet
JadedCynic: I love the casings piling up tho...
GlennSeto: @mysticman89 Pulsating for sure.
JadedCynic: just wait until you start controlling someone in a mech with the autocannon :D
blackwlf: You can shield too.
electric_claire: "Ignore the meat tentacle"
morgoth_bauglyr: good patrol
JadedCynic: nicked their heads over the shields
SplittingImage77: Premature discharge
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GlennSeto: Like 40 of them.
JadedCynic: @electric_claire funnily enough they will NOT ignore it, and will open fire, cutting the cord so to speak
jarbasaur: this game looks very cool
TriseAlpha: "Hand slipped. Whoops."
kurosaru96: phrasing
LarkSachrosis: !adult
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Baldrash: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
Asimech: Lewd.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDog
SplittingImage77: Meat spin
Cepsys: we are Count Blob rather than Count Blah
JadedCynic: pesky full-auto....one flinch and two guiz bullated
JadedCynic: we just got FLUSHED :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS
GlennSeto: Get in the meat mass, Shinji.
morgoth_bauglyr: things dont respawn, which is nice
TriseAlpha: LUL "Tentac-eels"
JadedCynic: now you notice that these inedible soldiers become a valuable tool after death, reusable drones; just fling them up/down to where you wanna manipulate something...
blackwlf: https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantFitRavenTwitchRaid Because of course I had to.
Lysander_Gustav: hmmm
tctrain: Not IT guy!
HadesLeprechaun: you explode out of them
kurosaru96: pop
GlennSeto: "I want to eat 20 punds of ground beef..."
Ba_Dum_Tish: On no IT sloth
DigitalSeahorse: if you could actually play DOOM as that guy for a bit lucidWeb
JadedCynic: @GlennSeto that'll take some cooking...
GlennSeto: @jadedcynic but why cook it?
blackwlf: Oh, yeah, they don't like water.
JadedCynic: and now the dude drowns
NimrodXIV: rip
Dandinstorm12: rip
Dandinstorm12: F
JadedCynic: @GlennSeto Health codes?
DigitalSeahorse: rofl
JaymicUnyielding: You eat what you are.
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is a weird worms mod
TotallyNotaBeholder: This game looks so very strange and fun
MeJustinYouChat: You can reuse those guys
AshBurnem: Time to get... repossessed.
morgoth_bauglyr: thats what this bit teaches you
GlennSeto: I want a Robot Chicken skit with the nerd voicing the meat mass.
blackwlf: Okay well he's over there now.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ahhh so THATS why you can eat some people
BrindleBoar: friendly fire, indeed
lirazel64: Carrion, my wayward son...
morgoth_bauglyr: pls no self-immolation
LordSaphni: this puzzle took me a moment
MeJustinYouChat: Yeah that wasn't obvious to me at first
Laserbeaks_Fury: *can't
JadedCynic: now WE control die flammenwerfer!
JadedCynic: der? das?
blackwlf: New meat!
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Schatten88: Hi Alex how are you enjoying the game?
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TriseAlpha: More... POWERS!
blackwlf: GIVE EM THE SPIKES!
NimrodXIV: spikes!
GlennSeto: oh no...
Dandinstorm12: die @JadedCynic
HadesLeprechaun: your body is a WEAPON
BrindleBoar: good lord
Nigouki: wait, are we Gurren Lagann now? UNLIMITED DRILLS!?
kurosaru96: can you spike-tackle?
DoodlestheGreat: It already was...
loki_lxix: Thanks for the HyperReveal @schatten88
Vyous: Oh hey, you get to be Phalanx from DS
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're the Phalanx in the Painted World
DigitalSeahorse: now we're an urchin
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun you are officially phalanx
DoodlestheGreat: Now he's a spikey boy.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are one spikey boy now
chrono2x: Are you going to finish this today?
NimrodXIV: it's supposed to be 5-ish hours
ChiefEngineerMichael: !uptime
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JadedCynic: @Dandinstorm12 danke! (two courses of Uni Deutsche back...er, 30 years ago :p )
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morgoth_bauglyr: i beat it in 5
Ba_Dum_Tish: Not a long game but a fun one
Laserbeaks_Fury: That feels right, depending on how much optional stuff
ChiefEngineerMichael: There is plenty of meat in this!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Namely, you
ChiefEngineerMichael: You are all the meat
Juliamon: Meaty, but in a different way
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, the game is short, but fun.
amythist: I like how you so poltely opened that door after bashing the previous one open
DigitalSeahorse: meaty lucidLUL lucidDog
JadedCynic: sounds good, Alex! lrrAWESOME
HadesLeprechaun: depends on how much optional stuff you go for in this, could go around collecting all the upgrades you didn't get on first run through
Dandinstorm12: @JadedCynic ah, gut, (took it in high school)
JadedCynic: radio antennas, linking them to the security system
RealGamerCow: Have you played Landlord's Super on your own yet?
Schatten88: im not on twitter does anyone have a link to the post
LordSaphni: Only Civilians not Guards to explode them
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GlennSeto: Naturally.
JaymicUnyielding: For what it's worth, I'd love to see you play Silent Hill 3 at some point. You've said such wonderful things about Heather, I'd love to see her in-game. @LoadingReadyRun
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic If you don't mind my asking, you ever go to Germany or Austria? Someone who took German in undergrad and did a language-intensive year of study abroad in Munich typing here
wildpeaks: if it wins, you'll appreciate the lovely 3d model of the new sarcophagus
RealGamerCow: Landlord's Super may need some more time in the development can before it's really sreamable
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna say you played it a long time ago on your home stream
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 only ever been to UK in europe - someday wanna rememdy that :\
hesterbyrde: as a fan of Silent Hill... yes the gameplay is garbage XD
Watson87: I'm honestly excited to see you play Chernobylite, I really liked that dev's previous game
Intrepid_Colin: Great ideas and aesthetics, horrid gameplay
Dandinstorm12: Alex, you know you love SH 2
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Looks interesting, plays badly
Dandinstorm12: ;)
KeytarCat: Good aesthetics, good beats, bad game design?
JaymicUnyielding: There's one video of it on Let's Nope, but it doesn't go very far.
GlennSeto: It's no SH4, if we wanna grade on a curve.
AshBurnem: Like the corners of my mind...
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Schade. Hope my asking that wasn't a downer
GlennSeto: oh god, yes
asthanius: I see no issue with this
GlennSeto: that bullshit
kat2kool: ~gameplay~
Dandinstorm12: I don't see the problem Kappa
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 nah, just waiting for things to get better
delta__vee: that's very sierra adventure games
rangerboy87: Like ya do
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, mystery meat puzzle solving.
PharaohBender27: It's going to be wild to me for this PiF to end on Friday, having watched, in order, the third-longest, the longest, and the second-longest PiFs over the past several months :p
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ah, early 90s Point and Click Adventure Logic
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb game play
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun you will need a level 3 ability to pull that plug out
Watson87: Moon logic sucks
HadesLeprechaun: they make child-like sense, which I think is charming
Scrubbodiestobears: they're good if the game is trying to be funny, like monkey island
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 phunnily enough thisll be my 1st short PiF
JadedCynic: also, need more mass to bash concrete/cinderblocks
cryomancer20x6: What?! Every part of The Curse of Monkey Island makes complete sense
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Was that thing just a buttplug for tunnels?
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun are you ok with pun logic ala monkey island?
DoodlestheGreat: Corrie & Cam did P&C game for talking sim last week. Oh god, they're just as bad as ever.
wildpeaks: The Last Door has good spoops
JadedCynic: that do NOT have obtuse contrived puzzles...
AranMathai: The Dig was always my favorite.
DigitalSeahorse: Machinarium or anything in that same style are an exception
TheUnknownPoetB: Wasn’t a fan of Spud, Alex? 🤣
Mister_BlueSky: The Space and King's Quests are still favorites.
Mysticman89: paul did thimbleweed park which kinda riffs on the old lucasarts games
phnix5888: there's a memory hole in that main room
kumatsu: I always wanted to see The Dig on Talking Sim, I feel like there's so much to talk about in that game
AranMathai: ^
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Day of the Tentacle is so good. As well as Grim Fandango
JadedCynic: monkey isle parodied the moon logic for the puzzles, but I LOVED the 'mechanic' for the swordplay :D
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 personal circumstance thru most o last year meant never really watching PiF (or any recent LRR stream content since the schedule change) until earlier this year
richard_ermen: Weird. I wonder, if it's about being a product of its time?
Lunareclipse123: Monkey Island had remasters that helped with the whole aging thing
kurosaru96: Memory thing
kurosaru96: ?
Anaerin: Use the memory computer?
wildpeaks: better go with Arkane's Prey for a system shock with modern graphics
BusTed: Shadows of the Colossus shares a similar experience.
richard_ermen: Would Monkey Island serve as something to be discussed on Talking Sim?
JadedCynic: here's where that map would be nice :(
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Grim Fandango seems like totally your Aesthetic, Alex.
MeJustinYouChat: yeah the puter in there
RegulusPratus: Nah, Monkey Island aged pretty well.
GlennSeto: Yeah, adventure games were kinda the AAA spectacles of their day.
kurosaru96: memory computer?
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun monkey island does not really have moon logic as a lot of the solutions are pun based for example using a monkey to unscrew a valve as a monkey wrench
AtomicAlchemical: Grim Fandango's puzzles at least felt like a human could solve them just by figuring them out
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller Same here - I saw a bit of the very first PiF, and then a couple of the last episodes of Shenmue III FAKE EDIT: Yeah, having to work from home either all days or most days is kind of the only thing that's enabled me to watch a lot of these streams :p
Dandinstorm12: Paul played some Grim Fandango, it looked good
SachielOne: You take that back. Kappa
Bearudite: yeah the monkey island games have aged surprisingly well
Taveena: When we last left our hero, they fell into a pit of goop.
Metric_Furlong: saying "oh adventure games are bad design because of some nonsense puzzles' is akin to saying "souls games are bad because of the Capra Demon"
asthanius: I remember you talking about having to learn the concept of a fuse
Master_Gunner: The earlier Diablo games are also *not good* by modern standards. The intervening decades of industry development really show.
RegulusPratus: Also, with something like Monkey Island, you've literally got chat as a hint line if needed
richard_ermen: Good ol' moon logic.
KeytarCat: Technobabylon makes a lot of sense!
LordSaphni: some point and click are literal and some are wacky logic thinking
Darleysam: quite often with the SCUMM games, it feels like the solution is a punchline that they're waiting for you to discover
richard_ermen: @KeytarCat Naaa ;)
Always_Armoured: hah, the rest of the scientist parties missing
sir_jack_DB: Cypher is very good
TheUnknownPoetB: @dandinstorm12 I loved Grim Fandango. I think that holds up pretty well.
Always_Armoured: wonder why
Laserbeaks_Fury: Machine for pigs
Juliamon: Oh, the fuse story
Quillpaw: a lot of them love to be tongue-in-cheek about how nonsensical they are, and i wish instead of that they would just....make sense
Lunareclipse123: I remember that stream!
Master_Gunner: heh, I remember that stream
Master_Gunner: good times
lirazel64: Grim Fandango makes more sense than most.
frage069: Oh right, I watched this
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @LoadingReadyRun Grim Fandango seems like totally your Aesthetic. And the game is super sweet for a point and click adventure. It holds up very well.
Alahmnat: I feel like Cyan's games do a pretty good job of grounding the puzzles in actually making sense in the world. Especially starting with Riven.
JadedCynic: @Quillpaw agreed :(
Dandinstorm12: mmmm string in the box
Dandinstorm12: classic
The_Real_Jace: Hey Alex! Good to see you round these parts
Nigouki: get ye flask
Nigouki: you can't get ye flask
GapFiller: speaking of games aging Grahams FFVII PiF was broadly concurrent w/ Kates FF7R playthru which was on object lesson on that front
AtomicAlchemical: wat
sir_jack_DB: [scream]
Watson87: *sigh*
richard_ermen: I hate that soooo much.
Lysander_Gustav: Ah yes, when the character has to learn how to solve the puzzle first.
wildpeaks: yeah, not being able to pick up obvious quest items is something that bugged me in Borderlands 1 :/
Lysander_Gustav: I hate that
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands lucidHands lucidHands
kalira77: that's absolutely insulting
JadedCynic: well, separation between player knowledge and character knowledge, but yeah, that's heavy-handed :(
wildpeaks: yeah that was Ether One
Taveena: What was the bottle MADE of?
The_Real_Jace: Ace at tourney games can be like that sometimes
Cepsys: yeah, not my cup o tea
frage069: Glass is unbreakable, everyone knows that
BlightningHelix: It's fucking glass.
ravenlord_xix: The designer must've been watching too much Hydraulic Press channel that day
nyquister_: This is Zork's Bra in a furnace to get wire thing
PharaohBender27: The idea that you need the *concept* of a fuse explained to you is . . . weird
GapFiller: JadedCynic that actually gets at a good qq here: when did ludonarrative synchronicity become a 'mainstream' part of the cultural debate?
NimrodXIV: is that the only time you've been happy to pick up a key? lol
RegulusPratus: The old LucasArts games didn't do that too much
Papperslappen: Disco!
Asimech: I'd play a puzzle game where one constant theme would be to manage the PC's knowledge, but it would need to be an actual thing rather than random.
Master_Gunner: standing next to a bottle in a hydraulic press sounds like a good way to get a face full of glass shards
GapFiller: sometime in the last 10~15 years aiui
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun have you played oneshot? that is a game that does something new that i wont spoil, i think you will like it
RAICx: That’s just convoluted for convolutions sake
wildpeaks: the worst I encountered was probably Technobabylon, where you neat to find cloned human meat to attrack a glowing pirhana in a bottle to cross a dark corridor, despite having a mobile phone the whole time
txzen_: I missed Alex :) So glad to see
Dandinstorm12: Alex "In my absence" Steacy
GlennSeto: @asimech You might want to look into Disco Elysium.
RaklarLS: yeees! taser
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Watson87: me!
robo__nixon: The best taser of all time
GlennSeto: Dimly, but yes.
Scrubbodiestobears: the Air Taser?
GapFiller: o/
TheUnknownPoetB: I don’t think I’ll ever understand what a inflatable reindeer is for, and I don’t think I want to know. LOL
Zipa8: i remember it i got the demo free with my ps1 i think
Juliamon: OneShot is great but I prefer people find it on their own so it doesn't get Undertale-style hype poisoning
SmashTCG: the worlds first retractable tazer
robo__nixon: And sets people on fire
RaklarLS: also, I'm fascinated that the guy who led that project is now a board game reviewer on youtube
SachielOne: AIR TASER!!!!
Dandinstorm12: dag
GlennSeto: oh yeah, I remember
Mister_BlueSky: I played an amount of it, and then I got one shot by enemies I never saw and quit.
lord_wertornion: saw a thing about that
Lysander_Gustav: oh wow
TheAwkes: I played the absolute hell out of that game.
wildpeaks: :D
Asimech: @GlennSeto I'm planning on looking into Disco Elysium for other reasons, but absolutely not as a puzzle. I can't stand RNG success and puzzles.
GlennSeto: That became cheese for everything.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidOMG
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks I don't think "you need meat to attract a carnivore" is a great example of moon logic, tbh
Lysander_Gustav: Let's find out if this does the same thing!
Asimech: @GlennSeto But as a Failure Sandbox? Sounds like it could be a lot of fun. Or "fun".
BusTed: Huh.
TriseAlpha: Does robits eats teh hugh-mans? Apparently so.
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
arcaneIllumination: @Metric_Furlong I think they were talking more about using the glowing piranha as a light source as opposed to the phone you had.
RaklarLS: the syphon filter demo featured a lot tasering. sold me on the game as a 12 yo
GlennSeto: @asimech Consider laying down some ground rules for save scumming.
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun i would love to hear more about what you were thinking before you found the stun rope
BrindleBoar: it's interesting that playing as a human is the weird part in a game about being a meat spaghetti monster
Lysander_Gustav: This is a rather interesting change-up where you're a person now
kumatsu: Btw, I finally started Half-Life Alyx, and it has BIG Soviet City Urban Exploration Energy
BusTed: Unchain your heart.
The_Real_Jace: You mentioned your new relationship with games?
txzen_: Job to Solace to Job ;)
JadedCynic: yay, we made it out; we're safe!
PharaohBender27: @TheUnknownPoetB It's from the early-ish and infamous Watch+Play episode where they played "Spud!"
wildpeaks: Metric: no the mobile phone is the silly part, because you have a light source the whole time, so the puzzle is odd
PharaohBender27: That scans
txzen_: I kind of guessed it!
JadedCynic: that's the security chopper; thke the other one
Asimech: @GlennSeto "No save scumming until I get frustrated for not seeing that one damn outcome" is the rule I'm planning to follow.
arcaneIllumination: Oof.
JadedCynic: uh oh...that drone saw something
GureiSeion: "There was so much time now..."
BusTed: Uh huh.
MrUglama: are you not having fun right now?
Nigouki: very little of this year has made sense to be fair
BrindleBoar: that was odd
richard_ermen: Things don't have to make sense.
Taveena: So you ARE the Thing.
Dandinstorm12: welp
GlennSeto: Wait, what happened?
JadedCynic: lrrHERE
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay, so those camera dr4ones can ID someone you've taken over
AshBurnem: It was me, Austin! It was me the whole time!
LarkSachrosis: Was that a past attempt?
HorusFive: I wondered if they were just going to let you walk out of an infection zone.
LarkSachrosis: The future?
JadedCynic: not personally YOUR fault, but the WORLD"S :P
JadedCynic: :p
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks ah ok, fair enough
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: The social pressure of "not working = lazy"
RegulusPratus: Putting effort into a new game always feels like I'm wasting an opportunity to do something more "productive", so I just keep re-grinding the same old strategy games forever because I already know them.
RaklarLS: reminds me of the crapshot on the most recent compilation. "What's that? It's the last thing I like that I haven't monetized yet!"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Relaxation and breaks are important
Dandinstorm12: lrrALEX lrrHEART lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks been a while since I've played it, tbh
AtomicAlchemical: big mood. that sucks man
Kyir: aint that the truth
arcaneIllumination: That sucks.
HadesLeprechaun: Punch Plug!
chrono2x: Can you push the plug out?
JadedCynic: creativity is productive, daydreaming is productive, sleeping in to recharge is productive.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lucidLove lucidLove lucidLove
JadedCynic: NOT SPREADING A DISEASE IS PRODUCTIVE :D
The_Real_Jace: It sure is a time
Intrepid_Colin: Inside us all there are two thoughts; anime is a mistake and anime is amazing.
wildpeaks: Metric: ironically, I love the rest of the game, especially the soundtrack
GlennSeto: It should count, yeah. :)
iris_of_ether: I've done a profound amount of mini painting, honestly.
Lysander_Gustav: yeah, I thought with this "free time" I'd be able to get back to doing art but...
robo__nixon: I guess if you are already stuck sitting in one place, sitting in one place for fun might seem odd
SpoonfullOfSugar: slam into the plug?
wildpeaks: that puzzle was just so out of place it sticked in memory
Mister_BlueSky: 🥄 🥄 mister165Obligatoryheart
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Is Twitch doing that thing where it doesn't show your emote coming through if you don't do it a *very certain* way, but it shows up normally to others? I've been having that issue myself
bowseriffic: No doubt
RaklarLS: they feel like durdling, even though it has a point.
tergonis: tendrils+drill=ouchies apparently
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun i understand but if you feel like to try it out you should probably be able to beat it in a evening, but for goodness sake dont force yourself
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks oh yeah, I'm also quite fond of it
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: They feel like procrastination and wasting time. But taking a break, and relaxing are very important for a stable mentality.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun yeah, it's not just hearing it; it's getting 'that voice in your head to listen"...wish I had a solution for you :\
HadesLeprechaun: Slam into plug!
Cynderstone: I think you're supposed to slam that plug in the other room
Asimech: Oh, we went to top up.
LarkSachrosis: I wish I had the attention span for that right now.
bowseriffic: Totally normal tho
SachielOne: It's the same issue you've had with other things: You want ART in a system that actively punishes being too creative.
Cepsys: yeah, i invested money into a PC because it's my fav activity to do at home...where i am
HadesLeprechaun: You've got a few hours of game left
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks but, then, it's a wadjet eye published game and they have a pretty strong track record :p
arcaneIllumination: I know that feeling. Directing all happy feelings toward you.
Dandinstorm12: Alex "One Way" Steacy
RaklarLS: to me it feels like your mind being stuck on a loop of "stabilize, stabilize, please stabilize"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Bye Karen, should have worn a mask.
bowseriffic: I’m sick of everything
Nigouki: ah, flanged base
zuchen_120: It’s ok to feel bad. Had fun watching your Patreon. Started contributing but I think I had to stop recently...good to see you here.
Nigouki: or is it flared base?
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 yeah, they reversed the :\ - it used to be :/ but is now : \ And :p used to HAVE to be uppercase, but now HAS to be LOWER case :P
wildpeaks: humans tend to get introspective about their life when they near big round numbers like 40
Electrodyne: hey a soda machine
korvys: How about the related feeling - "I have a thing I need to do, but I don't have the energy/motivation. But I'm also not going to play a video game or relax, cause I have a thing to do, so I'll just sit her, miserable, and do nothing"
Mister_BlueSky: I just unmuted to a "Bye Karen" as a Karen literally left my room. :D
JadedCynic: I think Twitch did that when they added 'HyperEmotes" they keep unlocking :p
Dandinstorm12: mmm coke
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Yeah, but see here's the thing - those *all* showed as emotes on my end - it's literally only on the typer's end where that happens, it's very weird
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky lucidLUL
Cepsys: mood
HorusFive: lrrALEX Too true
x0den: oh yeah, i feel that one
Bionull: Yeah, nothing worse for your health than making a novel
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME cohhBeer
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I'll demonstrate: :P :p - did those show as emotes for you?
arcaneIllumination: Biggest mood.
Watson87: Isn't that a mood
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 oh GREAT, so it's broken, good job Twitch :P
GlennSeto: Anyone seen that disgusting Coke at about accepting the new normal and keeping an open mind? You know, as long as we keep drinking Coke.
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 yeah they did :/
TriseAlpha: For now, You shall be a part of ME!
GlennSeto: *Coke ad
Karfsma778: It's bad
JadedCynic: #DontGoogleThat
Taveena: Test-tube eating contest at the COVID lab, for example.
richard_ermen: Quick question: Is there an actual reason why we're people-eating organism?
Ritaspirithntr: Horror games are definitely different when you’re the monster. I usually don’t like them, but watching this I’ve found that it’s not all that bad. So long as I don’t think about how the humans see what’s going on
Lunareclipse123: People who take Crokinole?
lord_wertornion: nope nope nope
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ooh, something nuclear
RaklarLS: so bad it was a meme
Kerrisis: Krocodil is Really nasty shit.
Karfsma778: Krocodil is NASTY shit
Watson87: It's really bad. Just don't.
JadedCynic: @richard_ermen flashbacks show a person maybe getting infected with it?
kalira77: people who take crokinole, got it
XIIV13C100111: This is your brain; this is your brain on crocodile
JadedCynic: presumably we are that person
Electrodyne: Meat Time
Karfsma778: That can't be good
Metric_Furlong: that looks very safe and nothing to worry about
zuchen_120: Anybody know when the next LoadingReadyLive is? I missed the last one :(
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun good news alex, you get to rant about atomic power :D
Karfsma778: So... what are we? I'm sorry, I just got here
JadedCynic: I welcome your expertise
GlennSeto: @karfsma778 I see your AT4W reference and appreciate you.
TriseAlpha: SingsNote "Break on through to the other side..." SingsNote
JadedCynic: @Karfsma778 basically we seem to be a human that got infected with an ancient alien parasite - a la The Thing
Karfsma778: Neat
PharaohBender27: I feel like my *feel bad about it* thing during the pandemic is I feel I'm not paying as much attention to current events as I used to. I feel like I'm an insufficiently-informed citizen, even though I'm still broadly aware of what's going on
Karfsma778: @GlennSeto thanks.
JadedCynic: too small to break thru
Laserbeaks_Fury: pipe down
JadedCynic: I LOVE the creeping signs :D
ChiefEngineerMichael: To quote Cameron. "I am a... Meat Husk."
iris_of_ether: That never gets old.
kalira77: oh... oh no.... I left before tentacle control was a thing.
PharaohBender27: "Do you enjoy normal human activities, fellow human? I sure do!"
arcaneIllumination: The creeping signs changed from "anything that moves and does not appear to be human" to "anything that moves and displays suspicious activity"
GlennSeto: @pharaohbender27 On some level, that beats my obsession with the November election, as if that would affect the outcome (I'm not even American).
Electrodyne: hey Frank... new tentacle?
JadedCynic: alex - sav. you saw it :D
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Karfsma778: oh man, that's GRODY
Mister_BlueSky: Oh no I accidentally pulled the trigger. Oh no I accidentally pulled the trigger AGAIN.
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto Yeah, I'm worried about that too :\
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:01:30.
robo__nixon: Sh**ers full
Dandinstorm12: Alex "Not the toilet!" Steacy
GDwarf: Good-person Monster
JadedCynic: they're not armed, and fresh food is better :D
LordSaphni: now they will have PTSD when going to the toilets
SmashTCG: imagine trying to leave that room now
auxv: tastes bad anyway
JadedCynic: go left
GlennSeto: @lordsaphni Or everywhere but the toilet.
LordSaphni: True true
xantos69: Ok...just got here this is fully disturbing. What is the deal?
aWabbajack: eating people and a little gore
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO they had a crappy day
aWabbajack: mostly screams
PharaohBender27: @xantos69 We're the monster, and escaping a science complex!
Invitare: someone sounds exactly like a baby
JadedCynic: smack door in victims face
arcaneIllumination: @xantos69 We are he monster from It. We are trying to escape. We eat people.
Bearudite: broken arm
Mister_BlueSky: Occupado!
DoodlestheGreat: What's in the soda machine?
Lysander_Gustav: "Oh, terribly sorry."
Bearudite: broken dreams
GlennSeto: We wanna get out and the silly bipeds won't let us.
GDwarf: Imagine you're on the can and a meat monster rips the door open, stares at you for a second, and then just leaves
Asimech: No, we're the monster from The Thing.
arcaneIllumination: @xantos69 from The Thing, not IT.
The_Real_Jace: Those poor, terrified people
MeJustinYouChat: Dropping the kids off at the pool...
Asimech: It would be the clown thing.
SmashTCG: just imagine the monster makeing playful "BOGGA BOOGA" noises as it opens the door
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arcaneIllumination: @Alahmnat Yeah, that was a weird brain fart.
SmashTCG: but we hear incomprehensible Monter sreams
Laserbeaks_Fury: Drop some Biomass
GlennSeto: @gdwarf Cleared that congestion right up.
Lysander_Gustav: Have a good afternnoon! Thank you for playing!
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream :D The horrifying, horrifying stream
MeJustinYouChat: Good times, thanks for the stream =D
robo__nixon: Thank you
Cepsys: thanks lrrALEX
RaklarLS: thanks for the stream! that was fun
Dandinstorm12: cya Alex
Kerrisis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Civilization VI) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
GlennSeto: Thanks for a great stream!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: This was fun Alex! Good to see you're enjoying yourself today!
Dandinstorm12: lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX
aWabbajack: awabbaThank for streaming!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the stream!
NimrodXIV: good to see you again Alex!
Karfsma778: Mood
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Atreides42: Thanks for the stream, Alex! lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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nyquister_: Thanks for the stream!
BrindleBoar: o/
Electrodyne: Thank you for Sloppy Monster Time, Alex
DoodlestheGreat: See you later, Alex!
The_Real_Jace: Night Alex! Have a good day
Nigouki: take care!
LordZarano: Thanks Alex!
Ba_Dum_Tish: The hellspace that is twitter
AshBurnem: lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
RAICx: Thanks for the stream, Alex!
withr: !next
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kat2kool: Thanks for the stream!
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrDARK lucidLove lucidDuck
bowseriffic: Thanks Alex!
PharaohBender27: Ah dang, I was AFK for the end - thanks for streaming, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
LarkSachrosis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Civilization VI) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Civilization VI) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (49m from now).