Naarius: Can I redeem Servo Facts for friendship?
gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
SoldieroFortune: cash value of servofacts = 1/10 of $.01
anbuagent12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
anbuagent12: Is there an Early Bird Special for Subbing?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, anbuagent12! (Today's storm count: 24)
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
gnome_friend: Pecking one's beak seems quite difficult
anbuagent12: !help me they have my son
gnome_friend: ?
Naarius: nani?
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Naarius: That is a surprisingly apt !sir
anbuagent12: indeed
Opera707: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?
gnome_friend listens for people singing
gnome_friend: nope
Naarius turns on text to speech
DarkMorford: SingsNote I'm just a kid who's four!
Opera707: singing the song of angry men?
Naarius: There we go
Archonic_Energy: it is the music of a people
Naarius: who will not be slaves again?
gnome_friend: !findquote song
LRRbot: Quote #5565: "Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song." —Heather [2018-12-09]
Opera707: *googles rest of the lyrics*
Naarius: Does the beating of your heart echo the beating of a drum?
anbuagent12: !findquote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4394: "Beej has a lot of blood." —Ben [2017-10-13]
DiscordianTokkan: I hear the people sing, but unfortunately it's CSI: jlrrCai jlrrLlou seabatUseless_SG
gnome_friend: JAMES?!?
QuantumTwitch: !NEXT
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (15s ago).
NonUniqueGuy: Like more blood than a normal human?
gnome_friend: @NonUniqueGuy about as much blood as an abnormal human
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL One minute folks, just getting set up
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Opera707: there is a life about to start, When tomorrow Comes!
Porsgaard81: Hullo!
NonUniqueGuy: @gnome_friend That just raises more questions
Archonic_Energy: will you give all you can give so that our banner can advance
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't smoke a bullet.
Naarius: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
JaysonMaxwell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
Archonic_Energy: it's still there LRRbot
ihlendrax: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a box!
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
Anexmedia: lrrHAM
gnome_friend: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #6983: "It's me against you, Dale, as I always thought it would be." —Andy [2020-06-01]
asthanius: !dale
DarkMorford: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
JaysonMaxwell: @gnome_friend quite the adventure you went on there.
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou It still haunts the recesses of my mind!!!
NonUniqueGuy: Must be a plane flying overhead.
Naarius: One day we'll get the infinite LRRbot combo
corpocracy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
JaysonMaxwell: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
ihlendrax: Ah Commander...while I’m building yet another a Commander deck.
anbuagent12: !findquote God
LRRbot: Quote #5306: "Oh my god there's an emote where you pet a chicken!" —Foxmar320 [2018-09-04]
Coolhand2: 'Evening, Friendos!
chaostreader: !kill
NonUniqueGuy: Hello
JaysonMaxwell: PrideWave sergeFriend
ihlendrax: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
JaysonMaxwell: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
gnome_friend: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Porsgaard81: They must be still building decks...
chaostreader: !point Is still my favorite command.
thundercat2000: !mext
thundercat2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
jessieimproved: If you were looking for a point, I've got bad news for you.
JaysonMaxwell: !advice
LRRbot: A dog is an infinite egg.
jessieimproved: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
asthanius: Can't prove that's a lier
asthanius: *lie
chaostreader: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
DarkMorford: !pubg
Juliamon: Let's be real, how often is FNPF actually on time anyway?
thundercat2000: whats the format tonight?
NonUniqueGuy: !findquote helm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DarkMorford: Aw, I miss that one
NonUniqueGuy: I believe commander
asthanius: @Juliamon Well, it's always on Friday
freshmaker__: I think it's commander today? I may be misremembering
anbuagent12: !findquote Commander
LRRbot: Quote #1157: "Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed." —Cameron [2015-11-26]
Juliamon: It is Commander.
gnome_friend: !card momir vig
LRRbot: Did you mean: Momir Vig, Simic Visionary; Momir Vig, Simic Visionary Avatar
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
freshmaker__: hooray im the ssmartest person alive for remembering one small nugget of information
NonUniqueGuy: I think I heard a Ben is going to be on it during chillpoint
JaysonMaxwell: Ben is apparently taking another flip and the coin deck.
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Robot_Bones: Both bens iirc
Coolhand2: Both Ben's are on it tonight, with Olivia and Nelly.
gnome_friend: !quote Olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JaysonMaxwell: at* the coin deck. ~ typos always kill my punchlines.
thundercat2000: Boom pile baby!
affinityartifacts subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, affinityartifacts! (Today's storm count: 25)
gnome_friend: Oh hello!
freshmaker__: i can't wait for a classic wheeler special
chaostreader: Is !pubg the only mod only command?
ihlendrax: Is Olivia playing tonight?!
holidayMD: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
satoribearpuncher: @ihlendrax she said she was on her stream
Naarius: @ihlendrax Olivia, Nelly, Ben (Wheeler), Ben (Ulmer)
chaostreader: Nvm. Just remembered add quote is mod only.
gnome_friend: @chaostreader I believe so are various @!explain s
Naarius: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Anexmedia: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ihlendrax: Sweet!
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
sblue333: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
poggifers: lrrSIGNAL
SaladCookies: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerH
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Ben, Nelson and Wheeler are joined by our friend @goberthicks for some Commander hi-jinks! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ef-7uyUUEAEu1hO.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1296962734911655937
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JaysonMaxwell: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou #BlameJames
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SrMuskrat: katesAir katesAir katesAir
Nogrid: kelpYay
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrSIGNAL seabatUseless lrrSIGNAL
SaladCookies: sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar sharkb33SpaghettiEar
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hoktauri: ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydJacobVision
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r10pez10: !panel
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trevorwisn: wheelerY wheelerH
agentcaleb: Thanks for the HyperMayhem @drthvd3r
SaladCookies: did someone say jlrrCai jlrrLlou DarkMode
asthanius: "Dear LRR, How do you stream with boxing gloves on?"
Dr_Shandor: Wheeler's deck sounds spicy
drthvd3r: asthanius BALLETED.
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCai who
asthanius: "Crapfully yours, Sibbie"
NuggetsTheUnicorn: !decklists
GirlPainting: Bidet from Germany
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bennguyen200: Hi friends benginHi
ihlendrax: !decks
GirlPainting: thank you for subscribing to servo facts!
Night_xD: wer bidet sagt muss auch danke sagen
gnome_friend: !unsubscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
drthvd3r: Now, do I stream this while chilling with folks in chat, or do I stream this while soloing board games?
GirlPainting: danke
bennguyen200 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
bennguyen200: Has it really been 4 months geez.... lrrHEART
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Kayonniik: affini5AtMe noellaCheer affini5Yeah noellaMalcolm
SaladCookies: bitte? Night_xD
ihlendrax: Hey...I spy Critters! ❤️💕
Night_xD: its a line from the german dub of scrubs
GreatSacrificer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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GirlPainting: ^^
SaladCookies: ohhhhhh haha
hoktauri subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
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Bengineering: benginUroPog benginUroPog benginCookieKroxa benginCookieKroxa
raven534: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:10.
MegaDosX: Hooray! I made it in time!
Coolhand2: BenBen!
SaladCookies: jlrrCai jlrrLlou jlrrCai jlrrLlou
GirlPainting: can i get a goldfish from all the spy critters in chat? ^^
TwitchTVsFrank: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
MegaDosX: critroleKeyfish ?
gnome_friend: @GirlPainting what's a spy critter and is goldfish code fore something?
ptay313: yay commander night!
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Commander PogChamp PogChamp
GirlPainting: MegaDosX <3
raven534: Ben, you really that scared of Uro? With that emote, it's understandable :)
Night_xD: why can't every night be commander night
GirlPainting: gnome_friend thats a gold fish ;-P
Sibwow: wheelerUro
CrazyWatermeloon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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trilemma85: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
CleeKru: SOON tm
MegaDosX: I mean technically that's a druid that Wild Shaped into a goldfish to survive a 1000ft fall, but potato-potato
RockPusher: SOON™
jonasjonIV: soon
SaladCookies: S O O N
gnome_friend: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #667: "Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time." —Alex [2015-09-15]
GirlPainting: SoOn-ish
DRMagnify: S O O N
jonasjonIV: now?
gnome_friend: Wow LRRbot
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: NOW
MegaDosX: !findquote uro
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
its_Disco: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Naarius: When will soon be now?
MegaDosX: Damn
theanthonydee: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
AllGoodDogs: fight. the. paper.
SaladCookies: good job lrrbot
CoemgenTaillear: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
minksterella_: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
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poggifers's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
CavemanKellen: yessss tuned in time
MegaDosX: lmao yes
xVeinFirex: Thanks for the HyperLost @poggifers
DiscordianTokkan: DUNDUN
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeaches_SG
LadyLockwood92: Hehe~
NonUniqueGuy: Hello Mr Bond
chrisvonclause: benginYe benginTry
DiscordianTokkan: seabatUseless_SG
Hurtrax4: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
Simonark: Flawless Hitchcock impression.
monakai: That's one cool dude.
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou
GirlPainting: ah, mr. bond...i have been expecting you
Gascitygaming: benginYe benginYe benginYe
erfunk: Last time I was this early to a FNPF, I... Wait, no, I've never been this early.
Haroldholmes25: Is this venga bus fight
azidbern95 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
azidbern95: Hi!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, azidbern95! (Today's storm count: 36)
kamelion84: katesScared katesScared
FacelessManAboutTown: <3
Anexmedia: I super hope he didn't even tell them he was doing that
secretbranch: GOO DEVENING
DigitalSeahorse: xraCH3 w xraCH3
Kayonniik: affini5Disappoint affini5AtMe
thundercat2000: So Ben's on a mission from God?
deyja429: benginTry
CleeKru: that was a creepy tone shift during the intro O.O
MegaDosX: I'd say all Ben needs is a cat, but his allergies make that prohibitive
rdbaron102: Thanks for the HyperParkour @azidbern95
SoldieroFortune: Bond, Sanguine Bond ...
ptay313: was about to say there is no sound, realized i was muted lol
JaysonMaxwell: Anime! :clap:
LadyLockwood92: Steeple your fingers Ben!
CleeKru: like in the music
bennguyen200: Oh my god ben geeezzz benginFacepalm
The_Real_Jace: Those glasses though
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou seabatUseless
theanthonydee: benginPray benginPray benginPray
Dmc3628: time to Blofeld
Gascitygaming: benginTry benginTry benginTry
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Even better the second time :)
Juliamon: MegaDosX He just needs a bigger snek
RockPusher: benginOh benginYe
Fugi: I'm very excited
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMor wheelerUro benginUroPog
JesusOnSegway: Ay, Commander!
Murf13: wheelerBless
freshmaker__: 👉👈
thalanir: rooHi hello everyone!
TwitchTVsFrank: cant hear nelson
ptay313: Ben wears his sunglasses at night
minksterella_: wheelerGreed
MegaDosX: @Juliamon That'll do as a substitute, I think
SuperGiraffe: Do we get to see Xyris again? Not held under stax pieces?
thundercat2000: "Play Soulman"
hd_dabnado: cant hear nelson?
Cmdrlyneye: We cant hear nelsno
freshmaker__: nelson muted?
AWells44: jlrrCai jlrrLlou jlrrCooltunes
erfunk: @megadosx Needs one of the hairless cats!
LadyLockwood92: Yay~!
RiiiisDK: cant hear nelson
Anexmedia: @affinityartifacts Bringing the Bust Chut
secretbranch: we csn't hrar nelson
GamesAndInk: We can't hear nelson
CleeKru: cant hear nelson
ShaneLeeAtk: There was no Nelson
jonasjonIV: can....we hear Nelson?
GirlPainting: whats an Olivia?
trilemma85: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
girldickenergy: heyyyyy gaymers~ 😘😘😘
raven534: benginOh benginHeck benginYe
Tommadness: Ben and Serge coming off their Fall Guy win highs lmao
HyperMizutsune: Always call Ben a softboy!
Kayonniik: stick them in the taint olivia
sblue333: Ben's finally gonna resolve the Big Hazoret tonight
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We’re doing three (3) Q&A panels for #PAX Online, for each of the three regions that statistically represent most of our viewers, to air at appropriate times! | Submit your questions here: http://lrr.cc/PaxOQandA || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1296964424692109313
r10pez10: !addquote (Bengineering) [Now] They put me in charge. Whoopsie!
LRRbot: New quote #7145: "They put me in charge. Whoopsie!" —Bengineering [2020-08-21]
The_Real_Jace: Nelson silent :(
TheWarbo: Pauldjustments
Fugi: Ben has lost it
minksterella_: oh
DiscordianTokkan: Still no Nelson
Fugi: Talking to ghosts
Porsgaard81: Nelson will just have to shout.
minksterella_: very faint
RiiiisDK: No Nelson :-(
ptay313: ben is just talking to himself lol
hd_dabnado: What if Ben is just imagining that Nelson is still alive?
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
holz1994: Nelson totally silent
minksterella_: i heard a whisper
JesusOnSegway: What if Nelson is made up, and they all just act like he existed
RockPusher: Nelson is a ghost now
TwitchTVsFrank: still no nelson
MegaDosX: Is he saying hunter2?
jonasjonIV: Nolson
Cmdrlyneye: #Paulisgreat
matttowny: The light in the sunglasses, makes it look like he looking in random direction
Cartographers_Ink: I love this one sided conversation
secretbranch: literally nothing
GirlPainting: nelson is in the exile zone
YawnLance: Nelson is just very very very very very quiet
Anexmedia: Maybe nelson was always just a ghost
2S2T: we can hear him through bens headphones i believe
minksterella_: it's incredibly quiet
TheWarbo: what if nelson talks so loud that we can hear him picked up on Ben's mic?
drthvd3r: MegaDosX Man, that's a reference.
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com
RayFK: Really selling it
JesusOnSegway: They have cards, and kingdom
Naarius: That's a kingdom of cards right there, it is, it is.
JesusOnSegway: Both of them
RockPusher: Nelson communicating from the beyond via the mediums of LRR and friends
mastershake29x: Next time she's on Olivia should be responsible for the intro.
LadyLockwood92: Just what I always wanted!!
bennguyen200: @Fugi are you sure... because let's be honest here this is normal for Ben
MegaDosX: If they're a kingdom of cards, who is the king?
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: In MY area :O?
sheer_falacy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sheer_falacy! (Today's storm count: 37)
ShaneLeeAtk: Nelson!
MegaDosX: Yay we can hear Nelson now!
RegulusPratus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
RegulusPratus: Love you guys!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, RegulusPratus! (Today's storm count: 38)
CleeKru: hey nelson!
TwitchTVsFrank: hey theres nelly
r10pez10: is that a nelson we hear?
Frizzik: ooh yay i made it before gameplay, afternoon chat
erfunk: Ghost Nelson speaks!
LoadingReadyRun: It's "Putting the Woo in WUBURG"
sblue333: No Ben it's not URL, it's URO. Standard's different these days
secretbranch: putting the WOO in wubrg
SoldieroFortune: Putting the WOO in WUBERG
DigitalSeahorse: definitely not jlrrCai jlrrLlou
secretbranch: is the button
TheWarbo: i believe yesterday "putting the Woo in WUBRG" was mentioned
JesusOnSegway: Nelson is reanimated from the GY!
HQueso subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months, currently on a 78 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HQueso! (Today's storm count: 39)
ptay313: make "hot singles in your area" a button
raven534: That URL is so not yours, Ben. It belongs to Card Kingdom
Ritaspirithntr: Straight from an ACTUAL (not) Kingdom
Naarius: That's a spicy button
TheWarbo: i am slow to type
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou
Anexmedia: Remember kids, Space Mountain taps for damage
GirlPainting: you did this!
philippekav: btw nice circle light Ben
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCai WOO
RockPusher: We did this‽ We're to blame‽
GirlPainting: its all your FAULT!
hd_dabnado: BEN HAS DEMON EYES
TheWarbo: when do we get "putting the Caillou in WUBRG"?
trilemma85: The ring light in the glasses makes Ben look like he has googly eyes.
MegaDosX: What type of deck would be appropriate for the dirtiest player in the game?
MegaDosX: Prison control?
novrdd: wooo
Wonderdoc: Has been a few weeks since I‘ve caught a stream. Happy to see some magic
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah! Those are demon eyes!
raven534: The lights are great, yeah
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
secretbranch: tee hee
asthanius: That whole sentence was a rollercoaster
GirlPainting: MegaDosX time walk freez
r10pez10: TEEHEE
LadyLockwood92: Adorable.
Naarius: Good for your babies, good for your Bens, good for you
godort subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
godort: Have some more of Amazon's money
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, godort! (Today's storm count: 40)
MegaDosX: Well those are some commanders, my goodness
MrBevers: Thanks for the HyperReveal @godort
MaxTurkeyFlaps subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: 4 months subscribed, more years than that watching. Love you all!!!
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sblue333: Nelson log, day 3: Ben's still not picking up on my signals....
secretbranch: Wheeler's playmat always gets me
JesusOnSegway: Atraxa and Golos, oh-oh
TheBulldogOmega: Thanks for the HyperHaste @hqueso
Sibwow: neon genesis frasier a classic
WonderfulGlory: We're all just here to learn what Adam Savidan's skin care routine is. seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM Hey so do I, especially for CheckPoint. Shiny as heck.
CleeKru: oh no Atraxa!!!
thekishi15: Hi guys
xVeinFirex: the lights reflecting off Ben's sunglasses make for some illuminating eyes
Hawkfrost000: Hi Olivia!
Biomonkey01: Ben's beauty must be dulled by pharmacutical products elsewise we will al be blinded by his true glory
LadyLockwood92: Is Wheeler playing Golos? Or is that a joke...?
GirlPainting: thats not how the force works!
RockPusher: ooer - those nails are fierce!
secretbranch: THESE COMMANDERS THO
revjakenash: I forgot about that playmat
ShaneLeeAtk: AH, yes... The squeaky good
spiffinn: oh wheeler brought his golos deck
DiscordianTokkan: Not done dirty, only oily
Naarius: Atraxtress
Anexmedia: So 4 lands
DiscordianTokkan: Entraxas
CleeKru: ohh.... huh
r10pez10: !decklists
MrBevers: @LoadingReadyRun lights are hot.
LadyLockwood92: @loadingreadyrun Hi Graham~
train_diskenth: some infect. just some infect
nillasprite: oh god she brought THAT deck
thraximore: I /might/ try to win
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
secretbranch: GO LOS
CleeKru: render me intrigued
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: That sounds like a great lose-con
girldickenergy: PogChamp
elah806: "Maybe I'm going to try the win but more importantly I want to confuse the board state" is my Commander MO
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
r10pez10: monowhite golos
JesusOnSegway: What
Murf13: wheelerKiefcurse
hd_dabnado: Please chat dont
novrdd: Vietnamese make up tutorial PrideUwu
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse
GirlPainting: shiny white
Tommadness: I see we're on Meme Decks tonight
MegaDosX: OK so maybe we don't need to be so terrified of Olivia and Wheeler's decks
thekishi15: Can Livi see chat?
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
GirlPainting: chrome white
MegaDosX: Next minute, Wheeler plays Kitchen Finks
Naarius: Story of the internet
Kykiwi: LUL reading
r10pez10: misintepreting? on twitter??
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affinityartifacts: yes i can see chat
girldickenergy: Meme decks? *love* that, that's what Commander is for 🥰
Haroldholmes25: literacy? on my internet?
wargodmogis: Magic players can't read
GirlPainting: thx poggifers
girldickenergy: yooooo Stormy Boi!!!
LadyLockwood92: Nice.
LRRbot: Kalamax, the Stormsire [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur [4/4] | Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax, the Stormsire is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.
MrBevers: 240 characters of pure truth
thraximore: Respectable.
GirlPainting: lrrAWESOME
Hawkfrost000: @affinityartifacts HI FRAND!
lemmel: Woo Kalamax!
MegaDosX: So Enchantress Atraxa, Mono-White(?) Golos, precon Kalamax, and coin flip tribal
secretbranch: the kalamax deck is my fav of this year
minksterella_: if you think wheeler's deck is bad and you shouldn't be scared because it's mono white you're wrong
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sblue333: this will be.... an interesting game
thekishi15: I got breya!!! I’ve been tweeking and so far I love it ❤️❤️❤️
thraximore: Wheeler playing BIG WHITE
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
LadyLockwood92: I might have watched Mitch's latest video and m i g h t be making a Haldan and Paco deck.
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
secretbranch: !vaseline
JaysonMaxwell: !vasalineorbarcode
train_diskenth: vaseline or barcode
wargodmogis: So i take it wheeler is playing all hybrid cards?
NarishmaReborn: do you have any special coins to use?
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
RockPusher: benginFingers benginButt benginButt benginButt
monakai: Impossible!
sheer_falacy: that's some good tails
GirlPainting: NAILS
girldickenergy: 🍑
MegaDosX: Oh wow, that's a dope Orzhov coin Olivia
sblue333: Dump Truck Ben
TheWooglie: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
deyja429: benginButt benginButt benginButt
LoxhamInABox: In before Olivia tainted strikes someone again lol
bennguyen200: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginFingers
JesusOnSegway: Can we get the Vasoline or Barcode version?
meruchor: Toss a coin to your Ben Ulmer
Durugai: Barcode or Vaseline ! or riot
novrdd: noice
lirazel64: Digital coins? You mean coins made from bits?
Dr_Shandor: She's a metalsmith
Camail: thats such a cool coin
theanthonydee: benginOh benginYe
GirlPainting: @Paul can we get baarcode or nivea?
secretbranch: benginButt benginButt benginButt
DiscordianTokkan: They're BOTH cake, Wheeler, everything's cake
Easilycrazyhat: Olivia's nails are dope
sblue333: !vaseline
hd_dabnado: wow nice dice bag
JaysonMaxwell: 3d6 pairs?
hd_dabnado: wonder where it is from
Kayonniik: i was going to say have your loonies and toonies ready
DiscordianTokkan: !barcodeorvaseline
meruchor: lrrCAMERON
sblue333: !quote dump truck
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Is the other side also the Orzhov symbol as well Olivia? Or can it do coin flips as well?
hd_dabnado: I wonder where I personally could procure it
sblue333: !quote coin
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
trilemma85: ooooh, Red thespi22Spike dice.
sblue333: !findquote coin
LRRbot: Quote #945: "I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today." —Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
codatski: Now hang on Ben, didn't you wait till the last minute to get your list to Paul, AND you asked him for digital coin flips too! Shame! lol @LoadingReadyRun can you confirm?
rdbaron102: Roll a d6 roll a d6, I'm a wizard
Dr_Shandor: @hd_dabnado perhaps a soon to be coming site
Countjondi: nelson had smaller hands than I expected
stupidforgames: Olivia has long fingers
damastaflex69: HAANNNDDDSSSS
TheWooglie: is that Nelson's children?
Sibwow: allright here comes mana crypt sol ring astral cornucopia
monakai: Oooh, strong start.
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
erinmicah_: Is that nelsons child
girldickenergy: wow, spicy turn 1 Olivia
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Dog_of_Myth: Hola all
Naarius: Hello tiny humans!
trilemma85: Kids will be kids.
TheWarbo: screm time
Kykiwi: ohh such a nice art land
MegaDosX: OK maybe we do need to be terrified of Olivia, my god that's a turn 1
LRRbot: Frontier Bivouac | Land | Frontier Bivouac enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.
hd_dabnado: woah a free Halimar depths each turn??? Thats busted!
A_Dub888 waves at Nelson's children
raven534: I opened that art the other day!
r10pez10: meme decks but strong starts
TwitchTVsFrank: kids will be kids its cool
mastershake29x: Mirri's Guile seems good
Eon71: how old are Nelson's kids?
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Tingeltangelibach: Flip ALL the coins!
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LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
MegaDosX: Thanks for the HyperHex @tingeltangelibach
erinmicah_: Magics better with children
minksterella_: Nelson has big hand energy
girldickenergy: show me what them fingies do, uwu
LadyAtarka: We need an adult!!!
lirazel64: Love the sound of happy children.
kimmiekoneko: i miss being allowed to scream for no reason
gnome_friend: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
thekishi15: @affinityartifacts I got breya! I’m slowly tweeking it but so far I love it ❤️❤️
LRRbot: Sunpetal Grove | Land | Sunpetal Grove enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
spiffinn: classic etb tapped cascade bluffs
Countjondi: I mean Nelson's hands were nice looking, honestly
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
GirlPainting: just ask a german to get them for you
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land — Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Countjondi: small and pretty ain't mutually exclisive
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
revjakenash: I'm stealling wheelers list for commander tonight wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
theanthonydee: "First up, there's Wayfarer's Bauble"
r10pez10: to be fair, a self portrait playmat is big energy
MechaNoelle: Is there a way I can get Olivia's deck list?
unarmedoracle: it's an exquisite playmat
Dog_of_Myth: Just say it is.
thraximore: and EGGS
gnome_friend: lrrCMAERON
gnome_friend: * lrrCAMERON
sblue333: Oh Ben's mat is Durdling Around
MegaDosX: Perfect mana Olivia!
HoneyJack07: Where is the Baby Nutta play mat though
r10pez10: !decklists
kimmiekoneko: why is wheelers playmat not german and foil
LadyAtarka: gabyLewd
A_Dub888: !findquote vascular
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
secretbranch: somebody get avi on the phone
gnome_friend: !findquote vascular
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
monakai: Put the belt on that nymph!
LRRbot: Knight of the White Orchid [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
unarmedoracle: ben wheeler's is off the chain. hello Olivia!
affinityartifacts: ILY @unarmedoracle
Tecklin: lrrCAMERON
MegaDosX: I mean I personally think all of your playmats are cool
GirlPainting: evening Cameron
thraximore: <3 lrrCAMERON
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
bl1ghtn1n6: hello Cam
coachNelly: @HoneyJack07 no one needs to see that :p
LadyAtarka: @affinityartifacts ladyat3Love
sblue333: !card Mirri's Guile
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
LRRbot: Tithe [W] | Instant | Search your library for a Plains card. If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for an additional Plains card. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
unarmedoracle: just stopping by, but good luck everyone!
coachNelly: thanks cam
unarmedoracle: @affinityartifacts <3
sblue333: What the Mirri's Guile is op
Kykiwi: mono white ramp!
Dog_of_Myth: @affinityartifacts Bust chut is best chat.
RiiiisDK: c ya cam
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land — Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
MegaDosX: I love that Indatha Triome art
goblinguidedog: Awww lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: I also love Abzan so I'm kinda biased
ihlendrax: Same, @megadosx. Same.
Sibwow: nelson have you met TQ?
damastaflex69: wholesome stream :) <3
Dog_of_Myth: Alt art Triomes are very nice.
sheer_falacy: "sushi boyfriend"?
novrdd: Savai is definitely me favourite :3 Cats!
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
sblue333: wait huh
themlin: ship it
sblue333: I demand elaboration
A_Dub888: !card mirri's guile
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
RedJackz: Oh no! Atraxa!!
r10pez10: absolute power move
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
MegaDosX: Olivia having played her commander first
asleepykitten1: I can dig it
goblinguidedog: That’s incredible
freshmaker__: Sushi Boyfriend Resume is a great band name.
MegaDosX: And no attacking with the dryad, huh.
asthanius: "It says here you have experience leading teams. How do you see that transferring to a position as a Sushi Boyfriend?"
sblue333: wow
novrdd: I want a sushi partner too..
LadyAtarka: My first IRL interaction with Ben Ulmer was so funny
sblue333: Everybody's thinking about sushi now smh
thekishi15: Hi Paul!
LRRbot: Talisman of Hierarchy [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Talisman of Hierarchy deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
sheer_falacy: he's popping off!
CleeKru: i cast..... Cyclonic Rift
MegaDosX: What did Nelson just do there?
r10pez10: starstorm cycle
minksterella_: cycled
RayFK: Nut
thraximore: Field of the Dead is colorless, right? wheelerKappa
CleeKru: *stream freezes*
freshmaker__: sushi boyfriend is a state of mind
trilemma85: Sushi Boyfriend is a state of mind.
MegaDosX: Ah
RedJackz: @MegaDosX He cycled a card
MegaDosX: Danke
LRRbot: Starstorm [XRR] | Instant | Starstorm deals X damage to each creature. / Cycling {3}
trilemma85: I like the way you think, @freshmaker__
LadyLockwood92: Hell of a first impression
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: What was that red spell Nelson did?
LRRbot: Kalamax, the Stormsire [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur [4/4] | Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax, the Stormsire is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.
sblue333: If you guys actually have Sushi, then Olivia's job will be done though!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ah, cycling
r10pez10: ekip
MegaDosX: Hasty Kalamax
glencon: Ekip
MegaDosX: That's a fast dinosaur
freshmaker__: It's gotta be the shoes
Naarius: That's a team of something
sheer_falacy: elemental dinosaur - the most basic and fundamental form of dinosaur around
RedJackz: What did he equip his commander with?
r10pez10: lightning greaves
gnome_friend: !findquote shoes
LRRbot: Quote #781: "Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!" —Alex [2015-10-02]
r10pez10: i have no idea how kalamax fits those
sblue333: !findquote sushi
LRRbot: Quote #1549: "I brought sushi. It's Japanese." —Alex [2015-03-27]
RedJackz: That's unfamiliar art for Lightning Greaves
Kyir: !findquote gotta be
thraximore: the greaves fit the lightning, YOU don't wear them but Kalamax has electricy bits naturally
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
AllHailBolas: how are y'all?
MegaDosX: We flippin' coins!
Naarius: Lorge eyeball
r10pez10: the lighting's good nelly so it looks fine honestly
LadyLockwood92: It's 'cause some of the cards are from the actual set.
HoneyJack07: benginButt benginButt benginButt
secretbranch: benginButt benginButt benginButt
Orlantia: benginButt benginButt benginButt
MegaDosX: Bad news, that's a lost flip. Good news, dat booty tho.
Masslost: i will say LRR has definitely become a family
wargodmogis: Don't you know, tails never fails?
Hurtrax4: no cards, but you got butts
TamesLovesGames: benginButt benginButt
freshmaker__: tails never fails
InfiniTokens: Hey all!
Fairgrim: lrrGARBO
raven534: Any player wins a flip? Sweet
scinerdrobb: But Ben- butts!
r10pez10: yeah battlebond is awesome
rdbaron102: Hi @InfiniTokens
A_Dub888: benginButt benginButt benginButt
LRRbot: Yisan, the Wanderer Bard [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | {2}{G}, {T}, Put a verse counter on Yisan, the Wanderer Bard: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of verse counters on Yisan, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: Yee
MegaDosX: Oh gross
scinerdrobb: What is Battlebond?
Dr_Shandor: Heads or tail? Nah, Bens or butts
Dog_of_Myth: Hola @InfiniTokens
stylomtg: wheelerY san
r10pez10: battlebond was a set designed with two-player teams in mind
InfiniTokens: Hey @Dog_of_Myth
BecauseGnomes: That's why I make all my wincons "I will hit you with my many creatures"
sblue333: Yisan? More like Nii-San, amirite
trilemma85: Why focus when you can just put in 37 different 2-card combos that don't overlap?
r10pez10: which as a side-effect meant it had a bunch of cool cards for commander
gnome_friend: "A large critter with boots"
thekishi15: @infinitokens heyy
MegaDosX: !card atraxa
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
TamesLovesGames: TIL it is WanderER Bard, not WanderING Bard
Rogue_07: "I look way scariwr than I am" boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that..
scinerdrobb: @r10pez10 meant to be drafted?
MegaDosX: Oh right, keyword soup. I wasn't sure if it had Vigilance, but hey there you go.
glencon: Best evil laugh contest?
sheer_falacy: that's odd flavor text for a card to have
thekishi15: @glencon OGH wins
r10pez10: scinerdrobb i think you could draft it but it was designed more as a sealed thing
asthanius: Quick Ben! Put Nelson to 1!
InfiniTokens: Hey @thekishi15
secretbranch: GO LOS
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
sheer_falacy: 4/4 commanders out!
sheer_falacy: time to wrath
thraximore: gooooolooooos
glencon: @thekishi15 That may be so, but I want to hear it...to judge for myself, of course... >.>
MegaDosX: Here comes Field of the Dead?
wargodmogis: Kill the golos
asthanius: vihilanchee
scinerdrobb: @r10pez10 Sealed?! Oh man, I gotta play this now! Thanks dude
thraximore: I KNEW IT
thekishi15: @glencon makes sense
sheer_falacy: at least it's not a 20/20
MegaDosX: Anyone got land destruction?
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
thraximore: it's not BLACK
wargodmogis: No, it's fine in edh
flatluigi: is that seven cards?
LadyLockwood92: Oh yeah~ Teaching my GF to play MtG is going super well~
girldickenergy: gotta make those zombos!!
Swamplor: GOOOOOOOOOLos
minksterella_: only 6 lands
flatluigi: yeah i think he already gets a 2/2
raven534: Pretty sure Battlebond was designed for team draft, no?
Dmc3628: that's 6 lands and a talisman no?
AtrusOfMyst: better not be Calliou tokens
bennguyen200: fight olivia on the cute tokens
flatluigi: ah is it a talisman
novrdd: uuuugh...
flatluigi: okay
MegaDosX: Next land though
freshmaker__: thats the only reason we tolerate the banana snakes. Kappa
novrdd: ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
trilemma85: Ben going to be busting out on stream. Oh boy.
Naarius: The nanner snake tokens are gonna be tough to beat
minksterella_: Wheeler?
minksterella_: failing?
thekishi15: No one can beat OGH in cute tokens lol
LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
theamc2000: Is wheeler mono white golos?
minksterella_: @theamc2000 yes
r10pez10: bonder's ornament was in all of the precons, right?
girldickenergy: seems pretty dece
LRRbot: Krark's Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would flip a coin, instead flip two coins and ignore one.
MegaDosX: Thumbs up!
Murf13: @r10pez10 yes
gnome_friend: !findquote thumb
LRRbot: Quote #609: "There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work." —Alex [2015-08-25]
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Gimme dem coin flips :D
sblue333: THE THUMB
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Nelson is playing the unaltered Precob?
girldickenergy: lmao, you get to roll with Advantage now.
freshmaker__: 👍
MegaDosX: It's like advantage on coin flips
MegaDosX: @girldickenergy jinx
glencon: Aww, double-butts!
r10pez10: you ever see someone mill themselves out with zndrsplt
MegaDosX: Oh wow
thraximore: oh dear
sheer_falacy: I want to live in the world where he decks off of this
minksterella_: hey you never know, ben could just die here
niccus: you can manually select tail
MrOrion24: Hey friends!
glencon: He could opt to lose the flip on purpose
thraximore: there we go
rdbaron102: Hey @MrOrion24
asthanius: Ben can also choose the keep a Tails
MegaDosX: Technically Ben can't you just choose the tails result if you end up at hand size?
r10pez10: yeah just pick the tails
r10pez10: but who would do that???
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is Nelson playing the Un-altered Precon?
raven534: !card zndr
LRRbot: Did you mean: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom; Zndrsplt's Judgment
gnome_friend: !findquote coward
LRRbot: Quote #7017: "I didn't come here to be a coward. [...] I absolutely came here to be a coward." —Wheeler [2020-06-22]
chesul: zndrsplt isn't a may. if Ben always gets doubles he could mill himself out.
Yakkers221B: If he's not a coward he would deck himself Kappa
wargodmogis: drawing yourself is a good way to go
raven534: !card eye of wis
LRRbot: Did you mean: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom; Eyes of the Wisent
Kykiwi: LUL
Hawkfrost000: Does Krark's thumb work when you flip cards? Can i use it to flip two chaos orbs?
RedJackz: Oh I just noticed that Ben Ulmer is playing with the Dragon Shield Valentine's sleeves. I have them too. They're really nice.
r10pez10: classic zero CMC artifact spellbook
raven534: !card zndr eye
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
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LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
MegaDosX: No!
raven534: All must abilities :(
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
minksterella_: noooooooooooo goblin assassin
niccus: no mirror march :(
glencon: Noo, not Mirror Match!
minksterella_: my favorite goblin
MegaDosX: Ben just a thought, maybe some Madness cards for this deck if you overdraw?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a bit late, but dang i got here at a good time lol
r10pez10: i'm guessing the mage fetches the thumb
MadWolf1290: !card mirror march
LRRbot: Mirror March [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose a flip. For each flip you won, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
MrOrion24: How is everyone doing?
Coolhand2: So what's he keeping, jeeze!
Dog_of_Myth: Proceed to sadness step.
LadyLockwood92: Who could have foreseen this~
girldickenergy: a really Joey Wheeler type deck 😂
raven534: Probably has Ral :)
LRRbot: Roalesk, Apex Hybrid [2GGU] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant [4/5] | Flying, trample / When Roalesk, Apex Hybrid enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control. / When Roalesk dies, proliferate, then proliferate again.
MegaDosX: I don't remember the last time I saw Roalesk played in anything, wow
Naarius: Flampliforate
LadyAtarka: I'm here for Flample
TabbyLavalamp: Oh, I have those same sleeves as Ben U. I love the art.
Redartifice: I've been slowly building the coin flip deck and this week pulled a mana crypt so fate's telling me something
Yakkers221B: One flampley mutant please
Dog_of_Myth: @LadyAtarka Of course you are. ;p
sheer_falacy: maybe someone is running Opalescence
LadyAtarka: I have a brand lol @Dog_of_Myth ladyat3Love
possummtg: Oooooo just in time I just woke up
TheWarbo: are you really sorry tho
MegaDosX: Atraxa is like Questing Beast in that it always has more abilities than you thought it did
mishotem: hi all
asthanius: "No no, it's fine. I'll just never love again"
raven534: If Ben plays Ral, and Wheeler plays Ral's boyfriend, both go to the Date Zone and the game ends with love, right?
JaysonMaxwell: Atraka's secret win con - evasive commander damage.
sheer_falacy: !card atraxa, pra
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
RedJackz: Missed a prof trigger
sheer_falacy: keyword vomit!
wargodmogis: She forgot to proliferate
germangaryoak: Ben Playing Golos PogChamp
rdbaron102: Hey @mishotem
trilemma85: Olivia, are you forgetting to proliferate?
InquisitorGaia: prof
Oghara: atraxa endstep
Naarius: Beer shower != shower beer
MegaDosX: Oh right, yeah Olivia could have proliferated there
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
TabbyLavalamp: @germangaryoak He's the premier lands player in the format.
azkovo: Seeing the pop-outs just makes me want to thank Paul for making awesome overlays
Yakkers221B: What? Wheeler playing a spellbomb?
secretbranch: EGG
r10pez10: hard agree narrius
gnome_friend: EGGS?
Kyir: ew
thekishi15: @affinityartifacts proliferate
Yakkers221B: Preposterous
RedJackz: Did someone see what happened to that pyrite spellbomb?
flatluigi: !card atraxa prae
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
Mr_Bitterness: He's egging so hard!
A_Dub888: Don't egg him on Ulmer!
Dog_of_Myth: Chat being helpful
RedJackz: I saw 3 digits on the card and then they went away
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL azkovo thanks!
Agu_Sakku: no one has done the eating an orange in the shower huh?
MegaDosX: Also isn't Proliferate choose any number of permanents, so you could technically choose none?
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Kyir: It was probably errata'd or something
Yakkers221B: Eggspedition map
TheWarbo: crackin 'facts
sheer_falacy: that graveyard is kind of half on camera and it's a bit weird
RaklarLS: is teshar in that deck?
Yakkers221B: I am the first human being to make that hoke
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, you choose the amount of permanents, so strictly speaking, you can choose 0
Yakkers221B: joke*
Night_xD: so far he has played 1 white card ? :D
MegaDosX: Ben needs one of the Niv Mizzets that pings on card draw
JaysonMaxwell: You draw cards until you find a win-con, classic Blue :D
r10pez10: card advantage wins games, or doesn't win games if your cards are bad but is still fun anyway
Dog_of_Myth: Somewhere SaffronOlive is smiling for no reason. :p
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
sheer_falacy: ha!
Naarius: oh no
secretbranch: !!!!!!!!!!!!
glencon: I would rather deck myself than not know what it's like to hold so many cards that I can't actually hold them.
raven534: Your win con is the card draw, Blue Sun's Zenith for 75
monakai: lol
MegaDosX: Shout out to the Fairy-type zombies
sheer_falacy: how many clefairies could one man have
historyman_admu: lrrJUDGE my opponents zombies are cute
tergonis: so much metronome...
LRRbot: Grasp of Fate [1WW] | Enchantment | When Grasp of Fate enters the battlefield, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until Grasp of Fate leaves the battlefield.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wasn't expecting Cleffairy
thraximore: @sheer_falacy this IS wheeler
CleeKru: always have been!!!
thekishi15: Everyone starts singing the clefairy song
glencon: That's right, Ben, you can only play with the other four fingers!
DigitechWire: ben only with one thumb now
LadyLockwood92: But Ben needs his Thumb!
JaysonMaxwell: I woulda picked the dryad personally.
Kyir: Woof, hope we can reattach that thumb later
djangoman11: rip thumb-boy
sblue333: Ben: Ok, *pulls out knife*
ravenlord_xix: Which thumb, left or right?
Murf13: command zone or actual exile?
raven534: Wheeler: "During my turn, I attatch a Draw Energy to my Clefairy, then use Metronome..."
LadyLockwood92: Did Olivia put Atraxa into the Command Zone?
Oghara: put atraxa into cmd zone or exile?
Night_xD: good collection D:
InquisitorGaia: based on the way its shaped on the card @ravenlord_xix its a left thumb
mastershake29x: Under the new rule, Atraxa will not come back to the battlefield if Grasp of Fate goes away, assuming Olivia put Atraxa into the command zone
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: BUST CHUT
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tergonis: does wheeler just have everyone's list next to him?
gualdhar: judge! the judge played wrong!
GreatSacrificer: Thanks for the HyperCrown @setralynn
thekishi15: BUST CHUT
gualdhar: !judge
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rdbaron102: HEY!! @Nevermore_Painting_Studio #BUST CHUT
thraximore: hahahaha
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Nevermore_Painting_Studio: LET THE CHUT OUT
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: AYYYYYYYYYY
ravenlord_xix: There should’ve been two arts for kraks thumb then @inquisitorgaia
gnome_friend: Okay, what is a chut?
fraleynation5: Stream uptime!
r10pez10: !card Krark's Other Thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
MegaDosX: Does the enchantress deck run enchantment removal I wonder?
Dog_of_Myth: Bust Chut or BUST CHUT?
MegaDosX: I guess that answers that question :p
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: @gnome_friend an Olivia typo that we are running with
r10pez10: gnome_friend a chut is a chat but olivia's
InquisitorGaia: @ravenlord_xix was basing it on the one ben has in play
thekishi15: @affinityartifacts people would like to know about bust chut rofl
sheer_falacy: there's probably an enchantment out there that kills enchantments
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: THE CHUT IS HERE
girldickenergy: BUST CHUT 🍑🍑🍑
LRRbot: Shivan Reef | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Shivan Reef deals 1 damage to you.
mishotem: #BUSTCHUT
possummtg: Kalamax. Extra Absorbent.
bennguyen200: Bust Chut
Naarius: @sheer_falacy Aura Shards?
TamesLovesGames: BUST CHUT
r10pez10: best minotaur
LRRbot: Karplusan Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [3/3] | Cumulative upkeep—Flip a coin. / Whenever you win a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever you lose a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
MrOrion24: BUST CHUT!!
rdbaron102: #BUST CHUT
AlchemicalPanda: @Naarius The best card in magic!
monakai: I love his face.
Yakkers221B: Minotaur is so mad,
Orlantia: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Naarius: That's a lotta butts
RockPusher: benginFingers benginButt
girldickenergy: got the YEEKS
SeiichiSin: I am hearing a lot of butts.
gnome_friend: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #5381: "Please stop moving so I can click on your head!" —Serge [2018-10-09]
thekishi15: Butts chut rofl
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Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Olivia has an entourage anywhere she goes called BUST CHUT
marcy_baybay91: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
AJtheDreamSculptor: ah cute, I just got here what are the Clifairy tokens?
sheer_falacy: if he loses enough coin flips he could kill an opponent with total plausible deniability
Haroldholmes25: ben's just friendlier two face
mishotem: you still have to flip for zndrsplt
bennguyen200: For people asking about Bust Chut it's a thing Olivia accidentally wrote it instead of Best chat in her chat and everyone who knows it ran with it
asthanius: Bumbra
LRRbot: Bear Umbra [2GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, untap all lands you control." / Totem armor
sheer_falacy: clefairies are field of the dead zombos
DiscordianTokkan: @AJtheDreamSculptor Zombies from Field of the Dead. :D
MegaDosX: Oh wow
mastershake29x: @AJtheDreamSculptor 2/2 zombies
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I see
ixidor_: welp
LRRbot: Counterflux [UUR] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Counter target spell you don't control. / Overload {1}{U}{U}{R}
ravenlord_xix: Bumbra!
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a scary enchantment, makes sense
MrOrion24: That was unbearable!
serramarkov: That's an interesting definition of, "no problem!"
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Kykiwi: LUL
Naarius: bear bear bear *fizzle*
glencon: bittieLUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Helix Pinnacle [G] | Enchantment | Shroud / {X}: Put X tower counters on Helix Pinnacle. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on Helix Pinnacle, you win the game.
100BlackandWhite: Thanks for the HyperCrate @jessieimproved
Murf13: lol
Dmc3628: oh thank god Trax got zoned
thraximore: bear bait
bennguyen200: bear force one
SeiichiSin: That laughing cat emote is awesome.
rdbaron102: WHERE ARE YOUR COUNTERS NOW HAHAHHA
possummtg: Does anyone remember the Wheeler from Captain Planet?!
DigitechWire: takiiiiiiiing 4
gualdhar: is that mini-Nelson?
serasaurelia: Hai hai haiiiiiiiiiiiii
MegaDosX: I do @possummtg , but I feel like this Wheeler spits more fire
secretbranch: umbeara is a great card
DarkMorford: @possummtg I remember the Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh :P
jdb399: I love hearing what I can only assume is Nelly's little ones running around 😁
Loonatic93: !decklist
therealkenm135: bruh sound effect #2
possummtg: @MegaDosX Definitely
sblue333: bruh
thekishi15: @possummtg the New York accent that three fire? Yeah
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
TheWarbo: this is what happened when Ben streamed Azorius control a few months back
sblue333: when you put it that way
thekishi15: @possummtg I meant threw
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Loonatic93: Olivia is playing Simic Ascendancy!!!!!!!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
possummtg: If I ever send something to mailtime I'll send Wheeler a Fire Ring. xD
Kykiwi: at least no hoof
Genderi: What are the clefairies?
DiscordianTokkan: JUST a PILOT
MegaDosX: Who would get the other rings at LRR?
trilemma85: Bengine, are you really scared of a couple of Clefairy's?
GirlPainting: just the 2/2 of us!
sblue333: A tutu?
Naarius: D:
Dog_of_Myth: Someone needs a Massacre Wurm....
chaostreader: What is making clefairy?
TamesLovesGames: I've got 2/2 jobs!
asthanius: "It's just a 2/2 Michael. What could it cost, $10?"
MrOrion24: I thought Wheeler said Tefari and I panicked
azkovo: @TamesLovesGames field of the dead
trilemma85: Fruit breezers!
Oghara: does wheeler have 7 different lads rn?
MegaDosX: @Oghara and then some
chaostreader: @azkovo Thank you.
AJtheDreamSculptor: where Adam when you need him "2/2 jobs"
LRRbot: Thalia's Lancers [3WW] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | First strike / When Thalia's Lancers enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
lt_leptien: Does wheeler still have enough different named lands?
asthanius: Legendary Cow
MegaDosX: I believe he has eight different lands right now
asthanius: Legendairy
minksterella_: wheelerJoke
Dog_of_Myth: Wait, the Tom Cruise movie?
fraleynation5: What are Ben’s tokens?
possummtg: Legend Dairy? I though Ben was vegan :O
DigitechWire: I don't think there are any Legend type Cow
JaysonMaxwell: Dark Depths, please please please do it :D
Oghara: i only count 6 @MegaDosX since he has 2 plains
raven534: Legend Dairy Card, aka Milk Receipt
Dmc3628: WOOF
Naarius: Cloud noodle
r10pez10: thalia's lancers fetching karakas
serasaurelia: Sky Noooooooodle
bennguyen200: I love some dairy that is part of a lengend
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Dary
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Legend Dery aka Heather or Beej
MrOrion24: Go Go Golos land search
Dog_of_Myth: Well played, lrrPAUL
r10pez10: !decklists
Dmc3628: ye Deutch Stax
TucksActualRulesLawyer: what are the clefairy tokens representing?
sheer_falacy: ah, the monowhite triome
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Mono white Clefairy tribal? PogChamp
InquisitorGaia: @Oghara under the lancers pic
Naarius: @TucksActualRulesLawyer 2/2 zombies
possummtg: @TucksActualRulesLawyer Zombies
TucksActualRulesLawyer: @Naarius thanks
bennguyen200: PAul nice lrrPAUL benginFingers
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revjakenash: This sub is coming early in the stream but I assume Ben Wheeler should be ashamed of what he's done
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MrOrion24: For now
benjamin_wheeler: @revjakenash looooooooooooool
LRRbot: Natural Connection [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: And gets copied
MegaDosX: !card kalamax
LRRbot: Kalamax, the Stormsire [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dinosaur [4/4] | Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax, the Stormsire is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.
Robot_Bones: No, communism is the red herring
Naarius: Look at those lands, those lands are amazing
minksterella_: @revjakenash wheeler doesn't feel shame for his crimes
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sheer_falacy: Thanks for the HyperCrown @sonic_danno
Minister_of_Entertainment: Hi everybody!
Nefarious_Ned: Hi, I just got here.....Why are there pokemon cards on the board?!
InquisitorGaia: tokens
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
r10pez10: inb4 olivia proliferates the age counters on the minotaur
minksterella_: @Nefarious_Ned those are zombies
MegaDosX: Wheeler is using Clefairy Pokemon cards as his zombie tokens from Field of the Dead
raven534: Field of the Dead zombies
gualdhar: wait, isn't that a cumulative upkeep? so he flips twice?
minksterella_: this was the first turn
Nefarious_Ned: Those are some terrifying zombies....
Nefarious_Ned: Thanks!
therealkenm135: @gualdhar it's the first upkeep
InfiniTokens: @Nefarious_Ned Because reasons!
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
gualdhar: oooohhhh, for some reason I thought this was turn two
TheWarbo: oh r10pez10 with the spicy play
JaysonMaxwell: Izzet doesn't really do enchantment removal ... it's more "permanent and/or player" removal.
zuchen_120: Izzet could totally have Chaos Warp, bounce and uhh...
Nefarious_Ned: @InfiniTokens I mean...I can't say I'm surprised at all...
lamina5432: noted younger version of golos
Oghara: sad robot is free Kreygasm
girldickenergy: Izzet has access to Stern Dismissal and counterspells, which is *basically* enchantment removal, right?
TheWarbo: izzet enchantment removal, aka "bounce it and counter it on the way down"
r10pez10: oh no
MegaDosX: I think this deck does have Chaos Warp from the last time he used it in FNPF, but I'm not 100% sure
minksterella_: hell yeah
glencon: @girldickenergy I dunno, Izzet? bittieLUL
LRRbot: Goblin Kaboomist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.
raven534: Inb4 Boompile
girldickenergy: @glencon ohoho 😂😂😂
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asthanius: WOW
Nefarious_Ned: Is that INTENSE reverb on olivia's tap sounds?
kalira77: i thought upkeep was just in the upkeep step -- this does it during combat as well?
historyman_admu: Nelson went full dad
sheer_falacy: !card zndrsplt
LRRbot: Did you mean: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom; Zndrsplt's Judgment
Naarius: Poop tokens?
sblue333: Nelson putting on the dad pants
r10pez10: zndrsplt is making the coin flips happen in combat
raven534: !card zndr eye
LRRbot: Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom [4U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/4] | Partner with Okaun, Eye of Chaos / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, draw a card.
DigitechWire: LOL
ixidor_: kinda strange
SydPreviouslyHeadache: time to bust out the voltorbs for mines?
Rogue_07: "Right, I gotta violate the Geneva COnvention!"
TheWarbo: Ben's deck is focused on a ton of different cards that flip coins for different reasons, and they they all do things no matter why the coins are flipped
InfiniTokens: "Sweetie" is a sure way to get your ass beat by Olivia
bv310: Full Dad
kalira77: ah, thanks, i came in partway through the game
Greypelt: why did oliva pick up a pile of cards form her deck and put them back?
ptay313: i mean, her board is terrifying
SeiichiSin: You can always choose Ben.
minksterella_: @Greypelt miri's guile
InfiniTokens: Fair
Greypelt: Ah! Thanks, can't read that one
AtrusOfMyst: affini5Yeah
sblue333: Nelson's anxiety is too real
wargodmogis: auramancer
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: bold to assume that isn't what we want
GeonLinkets: Fuck around, find out!
InfiniTokens: He means outside MTG. Just kicking his ass.
girldickenergy: stomp on my Orzhov mommy uwu
bv310: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
SeismicLawns: Why is every single one of wheeler's lines gold
LRRbot: Auramancer [2W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Auramancer enters the battlefield, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
gualdhar: Ben's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
sblue333: I'm so lost
mishotem: @SeismicLawns Good scriptwriters
Fugi: @sblue333 we all are
zuchen_120: olivia, missing land drops, gobert-hicks
germangaryoak: Olivia missing Land Drops? man theres a new one
RecklessGambit: has anyone tried SpellTable for commander?
sblue333: There's too much olivia verse lore
Naarius: Lorge die
MegaDosX: OK, went looking, if Ben hasn't updated the deck since he last played it on FNPF he doesn't have Chaos Warp in the deck
Nefarious_Ned: @gualdhar Only reason I showed up. I was promised milkshakes...
sheer_falacy: um, that die....
MegaDosX: He might have updated it though!
gnome_friend: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
Fairgrim: Is that a d20 with 3 numbers on each face?
serasaurelia: That die
Ukon_Cairns: a d60
LRRbot: Roalesk, Apex Hybrid [2GGU] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant [4/5] | Flying, trample / When Roalesk, Apex Hybrid enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control. / When Roalesk dies, proliferate, then proliferate again.
sblue333: Why's there a white card in the simic deck
Naarius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
Dog_of_Myth: Simic be crazy
secretbranch: because it's a 2019 Green Blue card, wheeler
glencon: teaLUL
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
HoneyJack07: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
asthanius: There's something happening here
girldickenergy: 🥵🥵🥵
ShaneLeeAtk: The rating just went up!
r10pez10: my nose is bleeding for some reason
freshmaker__: *fans self*
azkovo: lrrWOW
gualdhar: Olivia just went full Dominatrix here
kerbalized_: hoooooo weeeeee
bv310: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
LadyLockwood92: Dude...the top energy is Real.
raven534: Should have a d100...
serramarkov: Pwnzd!
Pywodwagon: "arguing"
Naarius: @r10pez10 head back and pinch your nose plz
Dog_of_Myth: Big MOOD
Xaunaught: Two fucking real guys
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: :(
SeismicLawns: ben's the introverted kid just sipping on a capri sun
Mr_Bitterness: And then they go upstairs to their room to wrestle
sblue333: Atraxa has 4 colors why
bv310: Good lord Wheeler
thekishi15: I feel like it’s one alpha male (Olivia) and 3 betas
JaysonMaxwell: jfc ... this is getting to real. jlrrFacepalm
CaptainSpam: Going dark tonight, I see.
r10pez10: Naarius oh i was making a joke about olivia's line, it's not actually bleeding
AtrusOfMyst: "Mom and dad are making me watch A Goofy Movie with headphones on again"
ptay313: "yeah, they fight all the time, later they will be wrestling in the bedroom"
goblinguidedog: I didn’t expect THIS dynamic in a Magic stream
sonic_danno: does that mean Ben gets two christmases?
Nefarious_Ned: Holy cow, this is....a LOT.
freshmaker__: i just loved the name ben so much i named them both ben
LadyLockwood92: So this this stream is 18+ now, right?
serramarkov: Because Atraxa is so cool she doesn't need red!
Naarius: r10pez10 carry on then
SeismicLawns: God wheeler your quips are perfect
asthanius: It's like when you're hanging out with your friend, and it's his mom's birthday, and his dad comes in and yells at your friend and your friend's sister to go walk to the store and get a birthday cake for the mom and so you kinda have to go with them and the whole thing is extremely awkward
mishotem: and later on, they thank you for staying.
asthanius: I definitely don't have experience with that
r10pez10: we're gonna take a break and we're gonna like it, say thankyou next time
therealkenm135: this made me sad
glencon: Thank you for the break? I'm confused.
ihlendrax: !break
sblue333: did anyone clip that whole thing?
Zaraka00: thank you break
goblinguidedog: I think we all need a break after that exchange
sonic_danno: thanks for the break?
MrOrion24: -Hums the Kit Kat theme song-
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: I think i need a shower, or a cigarette... Maybe both at once :/
poggifers: Thank you for the break
bennguyen200: @goblinguidedog agreed
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JaysonMaxwell: Anyone still suffering from seabatUseless flashbacks?
mishotem: I don't know what I'd do without this break
asthanius: I'm just a kid who's 4
asthanius: I can't handle this tension
r10pez10: i can't believe james actually did that
asthanius: His chat actively chose not to boycott
gnome_friend: I think I missed some Caillou developments
thraximore: had to eat dinner. what'd I miss in the past ten minutes?
glencon: This song is great.
gnome_friend: What has happened the past few weeks in Caillou?
ihlendrax: A lot.
stupidforgames: Thanks for the HyperMine @dog_of_myth
gkgaming5: have they done a commander game already?
AtrusOfMyst: Was it Caillou's parents we were talking about earlier?
Juliamon: Mid-game, just a break
AtrusOfMyst: because that would explain a lot
r10pez10: gnome_friend james did a fundraising stream where he played the theme song four hundred and twenty times
gkgaming5: ok thanks '
minksterella_: who's the caillou in the relationship?
gkgaming5: i am excited to see what mr Benjamin Wheeler has brought tonigh
gnome_friend: @r10pez10 ... raising funds for what?
JaysonMaxwell: 420 + 15 + 1 ...
HoneyJack07: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Ukon_Cairns: seabatUseless
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou
AtrusOfMyst: We're going to flip so many booties
Juliamon: gnome_friend It was a surprise until the end of the stream
r10pez10: HOT MIC BURP
Juliamon: He called it a "blind" charity drive
thraximore: I think that a fart
therealkenm135: @minksterella_ we're both, caillous, that's kind of the point
SeiichiSin: Are you sure that was a burp? Could of been a fart.
thraximore: that was*
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
JaysonMaxwell: Ohh my favorite of the LRRemixes
thraximore: flatulence? me too @JaysonMaxwell
HoneyJack07: I am still humming the Caillou song thanks to James
senshi5609: yeah i hopes james had a good stream but i avoided that song
HoneyJack07: Stockholm Syndrome is real
Juliamon: If Ben's smart he'll cut this break short right before the drop
Juliamon: d'oh
thraximore: that would be so good
gkgaming5: Just played a game of commander online where an opponent tried to cast !card Obliterate Funt times
thraximore: aw
TheWarbo: !quote 5497
LRRbot: Quote #5497: "Don't musically edge our staff." —Graham [2018-11-09]
poggifers: I believe I am supposed to vaccuum the Caillou. Can someone direct me to it?
bv310: Was the drop lead-in "Oh this stream's muted"? I've never heard that before
HoneyJack07: This is very wub-wuby as serge would say lol
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
r10pez10: i don't think i've heard this mix before
Juliamon: It's not called the wubstep remix for nothing
zuchen_120: oh, this is a cool track
r10pez10: are these samples from the stream?
thraximore: They can see everything you DO
spiffinn: i love this one every time it comes on
sblue333: I have entered a deep LRR verse
minksterella_: @poggifers all i know is that based off of Serge's twitter you're supposed to be the one to deal with him
LadyLockwood92: Oops
TheWarbo: wut
train_diskenth: uh
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
sblue333: what
Naarius: @poggifers The Caillou appears to have no stray hairs stuck in it, no need to vacuu
Naarius: m
DiscordianTokkan: sergeSnerge
rdbaron102: What the???
bradlby: he's wario??
direhuman24101: umm
HoneyJack07: @affinityartifacts Is the beatdown affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
trevorwisn: wheelerHub
freshmaker__: jaundiced mario
AtrusOfMyst: wheelerY wheelerMuldcb wheelerH
TheWarbo: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
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TheWarbo: everybody @ ben, you cowards
thraximore: I LOVE that the quote is attributed to Wario
sblue333: !findquote zombies
LRRbot: Quote #3489: "Zombies are just wet mummies?" —Ian [2016-10-07]
gnome_friend: Adam Savidan = Wario confirmed
LRRbot: Curious Herd [3G] | Instant | Choose target opponent. You create X 3/3 green Beast creature tokens, where X is the number of artifacts that player controls.
gkgaming5: omg mono white golos time!
roxtonro: LRR CruW
RassilonDND: is Adam and Serge secretly wario and waluigi?
MegaDosX: Eight 3/3s for 4 is pretty good
AllTheWeasels: board in a can
Naarius: p good
Rogue_07: Does he have a Landmine token as well?
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: yeah that seems fine
trilemma85: Curiouser and curiouser.
wargodmogis: Feel like a wipe is coming
Rogue_07: Pretty sure that's an artifact
LRRbot: Fumigate [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. You gain 1 life for each creature destroyed this way.
sblue333: HAHA
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Hurtrax4: oof and counter oof
MegaDosX: I wonder where those beasts are going, hmm.
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
thraximore: counterspell question mark?
TheWarbo: "uhhhh....counter spell?"
sblue333: Nelson's sweating rn
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters the battlefield, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Rogue_07: Oh, wait, it's Wheeler's turn, not Bengineering's turn.
Naarius vomits
Rogue_07: duh
roxtonro: tee hee
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: reflexive counter spell lol
Sogheim: I've only just arrived, but... are those Clefairy?!
MegaDosX: Don't want to exile Grasp of Fate?
minksterella_: yes
TheWarbo: "thinking ahead" is for blue players, anyway
JaysonMaxwell: What Value - not on my watch!
baskwalla: Yorion, the best mono-white boy
Naarius: @Sogheim Turns out Clefairy is a 2/2 zombie
InfiniTokens: Clefairy are taking over
InfiniTokens: It's going to be a game of Pokemon soon
sblue333: *wet mummy
trilemma85: Hold for Dramatic Effect is my favourite land.
gnome_friend: Ben "I want my thumb back" gineering
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
TheWarbo: Thumbless Ben Ulmer, they call him.
thraximore: Quoth Krark, "Give me my thumb back!"
LRRbot: Sisay, Weatherlight Captain [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Sisay, Weatherlight Captain gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with converted mana cost less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Rogue_07: !fine
sheer_falacy: why isn't that land legendary?
MegaDosX: Sisay, well known mono-white card
sblue333: Everyone get im
gnome_friend: Who's that planeswalker?
JaysonMaxwell: !card other thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
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Alas_Babylon: the same reason valakut isn't legendary
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zuchen_120: Clefairy is my favorite digimon
MadWolf1290: wait, Wheeler's zombie tokens are Clifaries?!?
TheWarbo: <3rd grade grammer teacher voice> "yes, I *can* cast it on my own disenchant"
JaysonMaxwell: Wheeler - get your boots back!
secretbranch: !findquote grief
LRRbot: Quote #89: "Is there a button we can press to experience grief?" —Alex [2015-04-04]
Eon71: at Ben Ulmer
AtrusOfMyst: At Caillou
r10pez10: highest life total?
freshmaker__: therapy
bennguyen200: @zuchen_120 lol benginLol
blue_lore: Ulmer of course
Rogue_07: Wheeler
BlueMagnusStormCrow: At Ben
trilemma85: Benlivia
Oghara: ulmer so he learns
sonic_danno: in a positive creative manner
wargodmogis: Wheeler is the correct choice
thraximore: definitely Olivia
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Spread it around
MadWolf1290: damn
goblinguidedog: At Olivia but you have to ask permission first
InfiniTokens: Oh dang
train_diskenth: damn
Nefarious_Ned: No. Holds. Barred.
TheWarbo: well now i want Nelson to send them at Olivia
HoneyJack07: affini5Challenge affini5Yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Better....
Nefarious_Ned: No! Holds! Barred!
bennguyen200: Nelson oh my gos
LadyLockwood92: Your Majesty
Nefarious_Ned: Let looooooose!
Naarius: Sweetygate 2020
AlchemicalPanda: Don't give in to that sort of manipulation...lol
LadyAtarka: Heck yeah! Your highness!!!
Dmc3628: By Her Majesty's Secret Service??
gnome_friend: The politics of this game are certainly something
Naarius: What about Thelma?
sheer_falacy: no blocks, survive at 1!
thekishi15: *kneels before Livi* how may I slay your opponents m’lady
thraximore: Nature is calling
niccus: why is nelson killing clefairies
MegaDosX: Nelson has three cards in his deck that cna deal with that Grasp of Fate, by the looks
Nefarious_Ned: HI MOM!!
trilemma85: Hi Bensmon!
Naarius: Hi mom!
AllTheWeasels: Hi Ben's Mom
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Ben's mom!
secretbranch: Hi Momgeneering!
TheWarbo: HI BEN'S MOM
gnome_friend: Hi Ben's Mom
sonic_danno: hi Ben's mom!
bv310: Hi Ben's mom!
blue_lore: Hi Momma Ulmer
Easilycrazyhat: Hi Ben's Mom!
TwitchTVsFrank: hi bens mom
freshmaker__: hi mum
historyman_admu: Hi Ben's MOM
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Ben's Mom!
gualdhar: Ben doesn't call his mom
Rogue_07: Hi Ben's mom! Your son is cute!
Dr_Shandor: Hi mom
tergonis: hi ben's mom
Hurtrax4: hi ben's mon
TheWarbo: Twitch chat says HI
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi Ben's Mom!
secretbranch: MOMGENEERING
Fracaswell: aww
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: aww
therealkenm135: hiiii
mishotem: Hi Ben's mom
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Hi Ben's mom
theleerm: HI BENS MOM
lamekidgaming352: Mother Ulmer!
InfiniTokens: Hello Ben's Mom!
zuchen_120: Thanks lrrPAUL I think
AranMathai: Overwhelming levels of wholesomeness.
Naarius: o hai mark
TheWarbo: "Oh hi Mark"
InfiniTokens: So is she "Mrs. Gineering"?
TheWarbo: neoko benginUroPog
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thraximore: wheelerClown
AllTheWeasels: wheelerKappa
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: "DADDY", not Dad
sblue333: do you wa
LRRbot: Strength of the Tajuru [XGG] | Instant | Multikicker {1} / Choose target creature, then choose another target creature for each time this spell was kicked. Put X +1/+1 counters on each of them.
sblue333: do you want to die? yes definitely
Naarius: yikes
TheWarbo: "it's like giant growth. it puts counters on things" 🤔
MegaDosX: I won't be surprised if Oko returns some day as a different card, just hopefully balanced better
gnome_friend: Exactly like giant growth
ardengnome: wait, that's an instant... ive been playing that card all wrong
azkovo: Time to break out pokemon i see
secretbranch: More like 3feris, amiright gamers??
MadWolf1290: BEN!
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: quik maffs
JakeKamas: Ben are you wearing sunglasses inside?
agentofsaruman69: lol ben's reflection on the switch screen
ixidor_: that's awful
mishotem: @MegaDosX He'll return in Commander Legends, playable as a commander
ptay313: darn it ben, now i wanna play pokemon
thekishi15: This is why Nelson has never been on game knights jks
sblue333: Ben catch a clefairy
DiscordianTokkan: Ulmer's getting Cefairies also. Or, checking his evil keys mon
secretbranch: Ben's winning the real game
HoneyJack07: Love the Sunglasses Ben
JakeKamas: Yes, yes you are
Nefarious_Ned: Hi Ben!!
MegaDosX: So Wheeler just took a massive haymaker
gkgaming5: nice shafes ben!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ulmer lost interest in the game again
therealkenm135: nice shades
freshmaker__: hi ben
Dmc3628: now we need the Miami one liner cut in with them shades
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MegaDosX: Remind me, why two coins?
blue_lore: I'm so full of nuggies >.>
minksterella_: cumulative upkeep
Dmc3628: Minotaur cumulative upkeep
sblue333: NON
Naarius: That token has... a fetish
MegaDosX: Oh right, so it's more coins for each upkeep
AllTheWeasels: "step on me" LUL
sonic_danno: land mine wants to see your feet?
Nefarious_Ned: So....kamoobist is just junkrat?
gkgaming5: !card Karplusan minotaur
LRRbot: Karplusan Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [3/3] | Cumulative upkeep—Flip a coin. / Whenever you win a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever you lose a coin flip, Karplusan Minotaur deals 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
gnome_friend: Doesn't it only kill itself once you explode the landmine?
gnome_friend: !card kaboomist
LRRbot: Goblin Kaboomist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This pokemon episode where a bunch of clefairies get brutally mauled by a heard of beasts is a surprise
gnome_friend: I guess not
MegaDosX: Doesn't read that way, reads like when you create it
sheer_falacy: nope, the 2 damage is outside the quotes
gnome_friend: huh
germangaryoak: @LoadingReadyRun those are tauros thank you
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
zuchen_120: boom pile
sblue333: Boom? Y/N
TheWarbo: boomp ile
niccus: hey, that solves enchantments!
gkgaming5: thank you paul for that comment
wargodmogis: will ben go to combat first?
JaysonMaxwell: Well - you can get your thumb back sergeKappaccino
minksterella_: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
gnome_friend: !findquote pig
LRRbot: Quote #112: "I don't like it when things are inside pigs." —Cameron [2015-04-03]
MegaDosX: Also Ben's strategy of countering the wrath becomes clearer, if they remove Wheeler he gets his thumb back
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerPig
Dr_Shandor: Dog piss
Murf13: wheelerPig wheelerPig
thraximore: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
Hurtrax4: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
sblue333: 2 to
thraximore: Pig must go to Piss Victory
ElektroTal: hey LRR invite me to join one of these, you incredibly nice people that i love and miss a lot!
sheer_falacy: I'm actually curious how the ordering on that goes
InfiniTokens: @ElektroTal Hey!
Hurtrax4: oh hi shivan
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sheer_falacy: like, do you figure out flip quantity then pick targets
secretbranch: or her hate of nelson is just larger than larger than her hate of ben
bl1ghtn1n6: hey Shivam, would love to see you around for this
sheer_falacy: or do you do it immediately like he did
Naarius: O.o
MegaDosX: Child labour laws go brr
lamekidgaming352: thank you poggifers
Alas_Babylon: hol' up
wargodmogis: that sounds like child abuse
ElektroTal: huh? thank you!
zuchen_120: your...chutler?
Alas_Babylon: This is new Poggilore we didn't know of before
JaysonMaxwell: lrrSPOOP ... lrrWOW
Naarius: benginFingers_SG benginButt_TK
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MrPolyK: lrrHEART
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TheWarbo: but when do we get the benginUroPoggifers emote?
r10pez10: "step on me?" lmao
ElektroTal: i was about to renew my free sub
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Hey fellow LRR fans
LadyLockwood92: Nelson! Make my Ego Grow!!
InquisitorJL: !card Mirri's Guile
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Dandinstorm12: chat
LRRbot: Bear Umbra [2GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, untap all lands you control." / Totem armor
JoelJohnsonCranidos: !followage
sblue333: Oh is @ElektroTal Shivam? Hi!
ElektroTal: it is! hi
josh___something: It says "Step on me" LUL
sblue333: Happy Ganesha Festival
gnome_friend: !quote Shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5703: "There's nothing on the line but having good times." —Shivam [2019-01-11]
citandy: that land mine looks too excited to be stepped on
freshmaker__: well that signet wont untap right?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Naarius: Top 10 anime betrayals
MegaDosX: Nearly spat out my water there, wow
r10pez10: lmao
secretbranch: HAH
DigitechWire: LOL
Jensling: LUL
Pocalem: She's got you there, Ben.
Vampiricsloth: savage
Mr_Bitterness: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Dandinstorm12: mmmm Yisan
MegaDosX: Don't you have to tap Yisan?
gualdhar: anyone else imagine Wheeler owns a tea cup pig?
therealkenm135: !decklist
Oghara: yisan is tapped
TheWarbo: you always have been
ElektroTal: why is OGH still at 40?? with ATRAXA
Pocalem: !card Yisan
LRRbot: Yisan, the Wanderer Bard [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | {2}{G}, {T}, Put a verse counter on Yisan, the Wanderer Bard: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of verse counters on Yisan, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Why am I the bad guy" Wheeler
ptay313: they let it resolve because they thought it was going at wheeler
gnome_friend: @ElektroTal Wheeler is playing mono-white Golos
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Olivia was at 48
DigitechWire: no 1 cmc creature in Olivia's deck lol
MegaDosX: Well Roalesk is a mutant, so it makes sense
wingdigglerthefirst: !decklist
gkgaming5: did nelson add other cards to his deck?
secretbranch: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Well, Wheeler is doing Field of the Dead things.....
sblue333: Alright I actually just learned they call it Ganesha Chaturthi, my parents just say Ganesha festival. Anyways happy that!
bennguyen200: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: the bear-winged bat is one of the less terrifying creatures
Dog_of_Myth: Also, Olivia was mana screwed for a bit.
sblue333: Getting lanced
LRRbot: Thalia's Lancers [3WW] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | First strike / When Thalia's Lancers enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Dandinstorm12: Ben "Cool Game!" Ulmer
sheer_falacy: I mean, it's just a wingless bat?
Rogue_07: Man.
InfiniTokens: "You haven't seen anything yet"
therealkenm135: !card America, the sky ruin
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Just scoop nelly
gonnaflunkib: what are the clefairies?
nyquister_: Craterhoof and kill???
SirBiffaloEsq: The most terrifying creature is Olivia when you call her Sweetie.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Spread it around
jdkirkham03: F6 worked good for ben
therealkenm135: !card emeria the sky
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
secretbranch: OH
Oghara: you are the thread nelly, keep your counter up for bigger issues
MegaDosX: I think we've found your target Nelson
Dandinstorm12: I'd attack the person with the least amount of life Nelly
sblue333: Nelson, first acknowledge that you were never in control. Then kill Wheeler
wargodmogis: Hmm, no one is running a ghost quarter
thekishi15: What a judge Nelson is... why am I picking on you? Lol
MegaDosX: Plus if you kill Wheeler you get your Lightning Greaves back
Dmc3628: if there's an Ugin out the woodworks
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL gkgaming5 I believe Nelson's deck is an unmodified precon
MegaDosX: It seems simpler when they're at 13 life
LadyLockwood92: Nice nice.
TheWarbo: player removal is bust removul
gkgaming5: ah thanks. I didn't think that kajura card was reprinted
Naarius: por que no los dos?
Naarius: I'm sure I spelled none of that right
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: !card triskadecaphobia
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Nelson, if you kill Wheeler, Ben gets his thumb back. That is bad.
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
Redartifice: ! decklists
lookimadinosaur: what are the clefairys?
therealkenm135: !card triskad
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Cascading Cataracts | Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Add five mana in any combination of colors.
wargodmogis: 2/2 zomibies
MegaDosX: !card triskaidekaphobia
LRRbot: Triskaidekaphobia [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one — / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life. / • Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.
train_diskenth: oh lol
TheWarbo: a 2fairy, as it were
gkgaming5: adios friends, catch ya at the vod!
Naarius: 2fairy, the pre-evolution of 3feri
LRRbot: Sisay, Weatherlight Captain [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Sisay, Weatherlight Captain gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with converted mana cost less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LadyLockwood92: Actively Gaming!
ElektroTal: Wheeler, your deck is designed to give the RC heartburn
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: h o o f
Dandinstorm12: Sisay, Captain of the Weatherlight?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Simic Growth Chamber | Land | Simic Growth Chamber enters the battlefield tapped. / When Simic Growth Chamber enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
ptay313: but hoof isn't too powerful for JumpStart
TheWarbo: ElektroTal he did introduce it talking about being opinionated re hybrid mana...
Dandinstorm12: but bolt is
sheer_falacy: two whole creatures!
wargodmogis: Probably should kill wheeler
Dandinstorm12: 12 to the nose
Dandinstorm12: Wheeler has a stance on hyrbid mana?
germangaryoak: is your stance on hybrid mana not that it doesnt matter?
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
MegaDosX: Neat!
AtrusOfMyst: Mono W Golos wheelerMuldcb
trilemma85: Hi Shivam. HahaShrugLeft affini5Disappoint HahaShrugRight
Kykiwi: everyone sreach!
sheer_falacy: !card reverberate
LRRbot: Reverberate [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
secretbranch: not the visions!
thebenwa: I will say this deck has brought me no closer to understanding the wheeler stance on hybrid mana
raven534: Which is longer, the horse joke or Wheeler's explanation of his stance on hybrid mana?
MegaDosX: I don't even know what his stance is so I'm not sure if I can misunderstand it
minksterella_: the horse joke is infinite
Dog_of_Myth: Horse Joke
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: they're the same thing
gnome_friend: So there's this horse playing a Golos deck and he says ...
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jdkirkham03: Really? maybe over the course of a year.
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: We are all love Horsejoke
smauxkin: wait nelson is playing a precon?
JaysonMaxwell: !explainHorseJoke
wargodmogis: Yup, he's playing the kalamax precon
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Dmc3628: das a lot
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MegaDosX: That's a lotta mana
Dmc3628: and a GOBLIN
sheer_falacy: 8 is actually surprisingly low for commander
wargodmogis: Oh right, the kalamax precon has gy hate
mishotem: Well, he considers Yorion to be mono-white, so it's clear his stance on hybrid mana is just wrong
minksterella_: i wish this wasn't a goblin
Dandinstorm12: it's a grat goblin
Dandinstorm12: great
JaysonMaxwell: Oh no, the smuggler's auction?
Oghara: Its better Nelly you can flicker it :D
minksterella_: i wanna play it in goblins but everyone else is playing it because it's "good" or "powerful"
raven534: Everyone knows Yorion is mono blue!
Dmc3628: here we go omega power Okaun
MegaDosX: !card okaun
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
benjamin_wheeler: @mishotem you're proving my point lol
Dandinstorm12: it's ok mink, goblins can be powerful
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
JA_Pinkerton: PHI 3 MTL 2 final :-(
ElektroTal: ok, i'm out, have a fun!
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Guybrush Threepwood in Smash, you cowards!
minksterella_: goblins being powerful makes them expensive which makes me sad
sheer_falacy: Okaun, not zndrsplt
MegaDosX: Holy crap
Naarius: Night, Shivam
novrdd: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor
minksterella_: make goblins worse 2021
Dandinstorm12: lol
MegaDosX: Ben could kill Wheeler with these triggers
bennguyen200: Oh... no..... that is huge
Dandinstorm12: it's ok mink, just play them on arena, they all cost the same then
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Isn't it Okaun's Power? Not Zndrsplt?
MegaDosX: That's extra big
sheer_falacy: this isa very large non-haste creature
minksterella_: boots
MegaDosX: It has the boots so it has haste
Dog_of_Myth: Please say he has fling. :p
sheer_falacy: oh, oof
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Why is the power on Zndrsplt doubling?
MegaDosX: It's coming at someone as a 48/48, it just doesn't have trample
MegaDosX: !card okaun
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
MegaDosX: It's Okaun that's doubling in size
Oghara: ben missed 2 card draws from zndrsplz
engineerbudy: OOOF
MegaDosX: !card temur battle rage
LRRbot: Temur Battle Rage [1R] | Instant | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: :O
Dmc3628: 96/96 DAMN
Naarius: D:
LRRbot: Temur Battle Rage [1R] | Instant | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. / Ferocious — That creature also gains trample until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
JaysonMaxwell: Hateful lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: mewmewLol mewmewLol
azkovo: lrrWOW
Dmc3628: that sure is an RKO
HoneyJack07: benginRage benginRage benginRage
germangaryoak: Precons are so dangerous
ardengnome: that's alotta damage
DiscordianTokkan: CHOO CHOOOO
Alas_Babylon: 48/48 double strike trample nbd
Hurtrax4: you cant, boots give shorud
ariborealis: F
wargodmogis: I think ignoring wheeler is a mistake
raven534: I heard Temur as Team Rocket :)
possummtg: Oh yeah shroud
Dmc3628: but greaves overrules
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Shroud
smauxkin: wait shroud?
Alas_Babylon: 48/48 Double Strike Trample Haste Shroud
TheWarbo: temur battle rage, is this the 2XM PPR?
MegaDosX: Ben can't cast it because of shroud
therealkenm135: !card lighting greaves
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Hurtrax4: HEHEHE
MegaDosX: Whoops!
Hurtrax4: LUL
JaysonMaxwell: !boots
niccus: symmetrical effects!
Vulfe: Doesn't it have shroud
Mr_Bitterness: He's wearing the wrong shoes!
jonasjonIV: the boots with the fur
possummtg: THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR SHROUDIN
MegaDosX: Well now everyone knows Ben can do that next time
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Chat judge gets there!
Easilycrazyhat: Those damn boots with the fur
creepywaffleco: !quote boots
mishotem: IT'S THE WRONG SHOES GROMMIT
TheWarbo: shroudin, strictly inferior to budin
Oghara: best is super dead
zuchen_120: (writes down temur battle rage)
Ritaspirithntr: !card Lightning Greaves
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
freshmaker__: always listen to chat
TheWarbo: *boudin
minksterella_: good goblins
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
sblue333: Chat is collectivelt L2
coachNelly: thank you chat judges
Agl0vale: what's the difference between shroud and hexproof?
secretbranch: oh
MegaDosX: Oh that combos with Atraxa and proliferate, neat
JaysonMaxwell: yikes.
r10pez10: shroud is hexproof that you also can't target
Vulfe: With hexproof, you can target your own things; with shroud, you cannot @Agl0vale
FacelessManAboutTown: Just so everyone is clear, Ben TOTALLY doesn't have a Temur Battle Rage
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Shroud means nobody can target it
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: COMPLY
asthanius: You've been down too long in the midnight seaaaa
Agl0vale: good to know, thanks everyone
MegaDosX: Oh boy, another karaoke stream
boopboopbiboop: LOL Nelson
Nefarious_Ned: Rock the sand bah!
theleerm: !advice
LRRbot: A microwave is a special kind of invisible fire.
LRRbot: Command Beacon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Command Beacon: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.
Pocalem: "Rock the Sandbar"
possummtg: Mmm command bacon
HoneyJack07: !quote 62
LRRbot: Quote #62: "I just bent a piece of rebar in my anus. That's how hard I clenched." —Adam [2015-03-22]
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
bradlby: mmm bacon
possummtg: Command bacon is inferior only to pocket bacon
theleerm: ooooh mmmmmy gooood
MegaDosX: Do it Olivia!
Nefarious_Ned: "you took my thumb!"
MegaDosX: Silly is best
sheer_falacy: 75% is 100% guaranteed
TheUnknownPoetB: lol
TheUnknownPoetB: Hello everyone!
freshmaker__: seize the fish
InfiniTokens: Carp Diem: The merfolk phrase
Naarius: Carp DM, the fishiest twitter account
therealkenm135: @sheer_falacy works 100% of the time 75% of the time
GamesAndInk: Seabats? More like a C+
theleerm: this nerd aint carped any diems!
DiscordianTokkan: Slide into my Carpe DMs
TheWarbo: dammit nelson i was about to make that joke
TheWarbo: :-P
undeadgoose: lrrHAM
serramarkov: Ben, I understand you're missing your thumb, but did he take your /other/ thumb?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Guy Playing coin flip deck: "I don't want to take the risk!"
r10pez10: lmao paul
TheUnknownPoetB: @bengineeringtv Ben, funny enough, my partner just got Okaun and Zndersplt in today to build! lol
TheWarbo: oh wow called out by paul
LRRbot: Pako, Arcane Retriever [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dog [3/3] | Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist / Haste / Whenever Pako, Arcane Retriever attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.
sheer_falacy: !card krark's other thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
sblue333: paul talkin smak
RegulusPratus: " Sponsored by CARP DIEM, a Diem of Carps."
wargodmogis: Proliferate
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MegaDosX: Reminds me of when Jimmy Wong, the unluckiest guy on Game Knights, made a Rakdos coin flip deck
bennguyen200: Paul is coming for you @Bengineering benginTraitor benginTraitor
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land — Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
TheWarbo: why play powerful nothing, when you could play flippy nothing
SeiichiSin: Ben, Paul makes a very good point. Risk everything!
Ryavis: proliferate helix pinnacle?
TheUnknownPoetB: @bengineering Think my partner is gonna be very happy!
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
r10pez10: proliferate the minotaur too :P
r10pez10: *:P
TheWarbo: ^
ptay313: staaahp!
secretbranch: GO LOS
sheer_falacy: proliferate all those beasts for good will
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Proliferate the Age Counters?
LRRbot: Mistveil Plains | Land — Plains | Mistveil Plains enters the battlefield tapped. / {W}, {T}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. Activate this ability only if you control two or more white permanents.
Naarius: Trio trio trio
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: trio trio trio
Zettabit_Fox: trio trio trio
DiscordianTokkan: DRIO DRIO DRIO
TheUnknownPoetB: Cle-fairy! Cle-fairy!
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
secretbranch: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #2702: "I'M RICH! ... I'm in last place." —Beej [2016-06-01]
InfiniTokens: LOL
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TheWarbo: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
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Dmc3628: ready for the Beej Drop
InfiniTokens: Don't want to know
LadyLockwood92: !Beej
JaysonMaxwell: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3345: "I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones." —Beej [2016-08-31]
magicdale: Thanks for the HyperGravity @dog_of_myth
SeiichiSin: Level 5 Super Judge.
r10pez10: he has a format named after him
secretbranch: The Only Living Level Five Superjudge
bl1ghtn1n6: level 5 superjudge, Nelson, jeez
Sogheim: Beej is the only living Level 5 judge and head of Beejlander
LadyLockwood92: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Oghara: arch judge beejingston
TheUnknownPoetB: @DiscordianTokkan @bwheelermtg I love you both for the Diglett refernece! I'm not the only one!
thekishi15: Does beej play at any level?
Redartifice: oh man quarantine BEEJLANDER when
Naarius: Paul plz
rdbaron102: toasty!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Sogheim: and sometimes there's Reddi Whip under the hat
ihlendrax: I was just thinking that @redartifice
Dog_of_Myth: Paul is on point tonight!
MegaDosX: ZIRDA!
germangaryoak: Glut der SONNE
germangaryoak: you always drop the E at the end
jdkirkham03: seen few in a nice skirts... one made his facial hair stand out
LRRbot: Duplicant [6] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/4] | Imprint — When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / As long as a card exiled with Duplicant is a creature card, Duplicant has the power, toughness, and creature types of the last creature card exiled with Duplicant. It's still a Shapeshifter.
minksterella_: I think you already played a land wheeler
Natedogg2: But does the hat say "Wizzard" on it?
Sogheim: oh no Zirda
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck is so good, I hate it
Dmc3628: Golos fetched the mistveil mink
minksterella_: ah
minksterella_: ty
HoneyJack07: Paul can we get a quick clip of Beej yelling "Beej Lander!!!!"
ptay313: My friends and I did 4 player beejlander a while back, it was really fun.
sheer_falacy: it's not like he gets it back if he boompiles
Naarius: Das Boompile
JA_Pinkerton: !beejlander
AllTheWeasels: Ben has to hold onto all these potions just in case he needs them later
thraximore: but he gets the thumb back if he boompiles
HoneyJack07: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #2111: "They're like binoculars that you kill people with!" —Paul [2016-03-16]
Dog_of_Myth: That value
chaostreader: !card Zirda
LRRbot: Zirda, the Dawnwaker [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Fox [3/3] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has an activated ability. / Abilities you activate that aren't mana abilities cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana. / {1}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.
marcy_baybay91: goes to exile then command zone thanks to recent update ?
LRRbot: Zirda, the Dawnwaker [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Fox [3/3] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has an activated ability. / Abilities you activate that aren't mana abilities cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana. / {1}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.
HoneyJack07: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5848: "I always knew my youthful exuberance would come back to haunt me in my career." —Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-25]
TheWarbo: boomp there it is
MegaDosX: Zirda/Golos and Zirda/Kenrith are both terrifying combos with that board state
thraximore: but BEN you can get the THUMB back
TheUnknownPoetB: I really need to finish my Rule 0 Mono White deck.
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: either you lose with glory or you win with glory
Dog_of_Myth: So Ben is going to die on that pile.
groovemancery: in response to my death, I activate boompile
poggifers fetches another boompile
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possummtg: Ben and Ben radio play ft Clefairy WHEN
germangaryoak: its called Population control
InfiniTokens: Can you ever have TOO many clefairies?
TheWarbo: Too Many Cleferies, the sequel to Too Many Cooks
LRRbot: Desolate Lighthouse | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{U}{R}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler is just playing Pokemon, having his Clefairy's battle!
AtrusOfMyst: "Grind them into dust so we can make more Max Revives!"
migelino164: "Do you have a Raichu? Want to trade it for my Clefairy?" >Yes >No
gnome_friend: POG dude
Pocalem: Did Wheeler make a clefairy for the academy ruins?
mishotem: Ben Wheeler, starring in "The Problem With Clefairy"
MegaDosX: Come on trample
WetPaperSack: Wheeler with that Staggeringly Fast Clefairy generator
mishotem: Play Volrath's Laboratory naming Clefairy
MegaDosX: Imagine if all of those zombies used Metronome
secretbranch: flip four dice?
Dmc3628: 24/24 Okaun on upkeep good start
WetPaperSack: Gotta love those d2s
MadWolf1290: he did
sheer_falacy: flipping dice is hard
Oghara: okoum^3
TheUnknownPoetB: lol Nice coins Paul!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Sogheim: he didn't get a fuse counter oh no
InfiniTokens: @TheUnknownPoetB Quit oggling his coin purse
r10pez10: incoming fiery gambit
AllTheWeasels: Reading the card explains the card
JaysonMaxwell: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Kykiwi: are we gonna goblin game again?
sheer_falacy: just win the flip on the boom pile so that Okaun gets bigger
TheWarbo: !boompile
Wildfire801: goblin bomb flip?????????
MegaDosX: !card goblin bomb
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Dmc3628: gob bomb flip is a may so we can
TheWarbo: "opponent has to call" is in fact the type of thing that has been oracled away
Dmc3628: and Okaun is a 48/48
TheWarbo: (this is *purely* FYI)
MegaDosX: This feels like an error, but sure
mishotem: and Minotaur does one
Oghara: okoum^4
wargodmogis: i wonder what ben plans to do here
falcn120: Oh hey Olivia's here, sweet fn commander
Dog_of_Myth: Okaun is 48/48
TheUnknownPoetB: @InfiniTokens Hey, can't a man admire another man's purse in peace?!?! LUL
r10pez10: late game webcam commander is an exercise in watching people communicate clearly
MegaDosX: Casual 96/96.
Oghara: okoum^5
TheWarbo: 96/96...
InfiniTokens: @TheUnknownPoetB As long as it's mutual consent, sure!
Dmc3628: 192
TheWarbo: 192/192
goldiedogger: !card okoum
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
r10pez10: we're going to space
Oghara: okoum^6
TheUnknownPoetB: @InfiniTokens Agreed!
Dmc3628: good not yet 384
RakdosDragon88: 192
MegaDosX: Damn, a 384/384 would have been hilarious
falcn120: this coin flip deck looks amazing
therealkenm135: !card okaun
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
MadWolf1290: !card okaun
LRRbot: Okaun, Eye of Chaos [4R] | Legendary Creature — Cyclops Berserker [3/3] | Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom / At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. / Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun's power and toughness until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: probably don't need to write down both power and toughness
r10pez10: oh i thought he said FING
r10pez10: fling
bennguyen200: Overkill much
MrScratch47: Chandra's ignition, one time
gualdhar: where's temur battle rage when you need it
Kykiwi: ooof
TheWarbo: sheer_falacy counterpoint: it's more fun that way! lrrBEEJ
MadWolf1290: there
gualdhar: called it
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
r10pez10: does Ferocious trigger on Temur Battle Rage
Vulfe: Temur Battle Rage!? That's a twist
Tiber727: Who would win in a fight - one ancient Eldrazi Horror, or one 3/3 with a coin?
mishotem: didn't see that coming
germangaryoak: Roalesk :o
minksterella_: boompile
r10pez10: lol boompile
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Target Boots
sheer_falacy: if you had boots on Okaun then no battle rage
goldiedogger: @LoadingReadyRun have you thought about getting carboard live?
Fracaswell: benginChaos
secretbranch: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
MegaDosX: Oh wow
TheWarbo: "my thumb is back" sure is a sentence
r10pez10: ??????
MegaDosX: So a lot is happening right now, my god
MegaDosX: !card narset's reversal
LRRbot: Narset's Reversal [UU] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL goldiedogger I have not used cardboard live but it looks interesting
LadyLockwood92: So the original Chaos Warp resolves?
MegaDosX: I feel like Olivia's got a decent chance to hit a permanent in an enchantress deck
Wildfire801: WTB Warp World
Oghara: is rolex leaves oe die
bennguyen200: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
wargodmogis: no, the orignal got bounced back to hand
MegaDosX: !card roalesk
LRRbot: Roalesk, Apex Hybrid [2GGU] | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant [4/5] | Flying, trample / When Roalesk, Apex Hybrid enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control. / When Roalesk dies, proliferate, then proliferate again.
JaysonMaxwell: benginChaos sergeOrder benginChaos sergeOrder benginChaos
Dmc3628: roalesk is death proc
ihlendrax: Did, @oghara
LadyLockwood92: Okay.
gnome_friend: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOrder sergeOrder
trilemma85: Now the question becomes "Will Nelly re-cast the Chaos Warp to save Wheeler again".
wargodmogis: Roalesk didn't die
Dmc3628: that's INFECT
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
ItsAzombieThing: Olivia's nails look so sinister
Wildfire801: !card warp world
LRRbot: Warp World [5RRR] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
secretbranch: hahahahahahaha
LRRbot: Phyrexian Swarmlord [4GG] | Creature — Insect Horror [4/4] | Infect / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.
Robot_Bones: Lrr has orb
TabbyLavalamp: hussySLAPCHEST hussySLAPCHEST hussySLAPCHEST
TheUnknownPoetB: affini5Yeah
Robot_Bones: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
TZTFG: lrrCIRCLE
sblue333: I thought she said no infect
TZTFG: orb
JaysonMaxwell: Boom Pile - Kill it with fire!
MegaDosX: She said she has some
ptay313: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
TheUnknownPoetB: @affinityartifacts That freakin watch is sweet btw!
LadyLockwood92: @oghara Roalesk didn't die, so it's effect doesn't trigger, it got shuffled back into Olivia's Library.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes
Oghara: that why I asked if its leaves or a die trigger
trilemma85: Still shuffle, then rip.
Ookamiden02: yes
LadyLockwood92: It is a Death trigger
Oghara: i know now
raven534: Presumably short for "puts into library, then shuffles"
TheWarbo: roughly it was "i do have *some* infect, but this is definitely not An Infect Deck"
darkflame0994: hello all... is Olivia on Infect?
JoshMelnick: there is one thing i noticed where the beginning of turn coin flips are all getting resolved simultaneously
MegaDosX: And Wheeler takes 5
TheUnknownPoetB: This is true Nelson.
gnome_friend: !findquote sorry
LRRbot: Quote #2794: "I'm sorry. I broke the bork." —Graham [2016-06-15]
MegaDosX: Or has he taken his 5 already?
sblue333: red swords to plowshares
TZTFG: Ben has to take 5
walkwithoutrhythm: Phyrexian "totally not a tyranid" Swarmlord
MegaDosX: Haha OK, that's a card
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Olivia is on Atraxa Enchantress, featuring some infect
JoshMelnick: whereas i think they go on the stack one at a time. given the ping effect, knowing how many you have to direct could influence your decisions with them
MadWolf1290: but you DID put it in the desk
WetPaperSack: Sounds like heresy to me...
MadWolf1290: deck*
Fairgrim: I need that D60
TheWarbo: Ben could steal Field of the Dead :-D
sblue333: take the field of dead
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darkflame0994: Olivia... don't be ashamed... EMBRACE the infect for the glory of the Praetors and the Mother of Machines Light
Vulfe: :O
r10pez10: atraxa is gone mysteriously
minksterella_: taking field isn't great here
MegaDosX: If Wheeler dies the Field goes away though
TheWarbo: Ben also out here playing control-changing effects in webcam games :_D
MegaDosX: This, however, is potentially a spicier play because it prevents Wheeler getting something back next turn if he lives Olivia's turn
brannba11s: what are bill and morgan up to these days?
Juliamon: brannba11s Bill passed on a few years back. Morgan is doing his own thing.
Oghara: yes
TheUnknownPoetB: Perhaps Ben and Nelson need to buy some @InfiniTokens? lol
MadWolf1290: !card role reversal
LRRbot: Role Reversal [UUR] | Sorcery | Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.
Dog_of_Myth: #not_sponsered.
LRRbot: Role Reversal [UUR] | Sorcery | Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.
MegaDosX: He says, while half of the game is playing white
bennguyen200: @InfiniTokens hey nelson called... cough....
Ryavis: ben, you can proliferate
r10pez10: inb4 bolt
MegaDosX: I mean, Olivia could just kill Wheeler here and the Emeria goes away
sblue333: prolif
Lafajet: Just got here and I almost see more notes than cards. Love it! :)
sblue333: Proliferate minotaur and bomb
gnome_friend: !findquote gaming
LRRbot: Quote #5949: "In the context of a board game, "lying" is called "bluffing."" —Paul [2019-03-27]
bennguyen200: lrrGOAT
gizmofreak1: !card goblin bomb
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
poggifers: hmmmmm
mishotem: mmmmmmmm
LRRbot: Argothian Enchantress [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Shroud / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
Dmc3628: the enchantress that serge has on a pedestal above all
Cavemanhar: proliferate the kalamax Kappa
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe Olivia was supposed to get an insect during her upkeep?
LRRbot: Ephara's Enlightenment [1WU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Ephara's Enlightenment enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature has flying. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Ephara's Enlightenment to its owner's hand.
Dmc3628: uh that insect flies now.....
sheer_falacy: "successfully cast" really sounds like it should mean resolved
Lafajet: hmmmmmmm
darkflame0994: Ironically the Skesis... ALSO an infect creature in mtg lol
MegaDosX: No poison counters @Dread_Pirate_Westley
MegaDosX: It makes an insect for each poison counter
darkflame0994: Hand of the Praetors says "Hmmmmmmmm"
ptay313: swing the infect, it won't kill him
Dread_Pirate_Westley: OK, thanks.
TheUnknownPoetB: My partner just started making the Skeisis sound effects, thanks everyone! LUL
MadWolf1290: no posion counters YET
MegaDosX: I mean, his deck has rebounded rapidly a couple of times here
Oghara: if ulmer dies you get atraxa back ^^
Trueflight_Silverwing: did she get her insect from the swarmlord?
MegaDosX: She won't get an insect until next turn because it looks for poison counters
Trueflight_Silverwing: ah, forgot that part
r10pez10: band aid counters
MegaDosX: !card phyrexian swarmlord
LRRbot: Phyrexian Swarmlord [4GG] | Creature — Insect Horror [4/4] | Infect / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.
Kykiwi: boots
r10pez10: greaves
asthanius: Butts
asthanius: !butts
JaysonMaxwell: benginButt you say?
sheer_falacy: das booty
TheWarbo: boots and chats?
asthanius: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
secretbranch: csn we get a clean audio cut of "BOOTIES"
MegaDosX: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #7082: "Is that supposed to be for your feet or for your butt?" —Serge [2020-07-29]
darkflame0994: Is it that time already for Ben to be obseesing over Booty?
Mr_Bitterness: Boots with the fuuuur
TheUnknownPoetB: What's next for Paul to have to deal with???!?!? Experince counters?!!?!
secretbranch: Are they dead, Wheeler?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Boots and cats and bees
Anaerin: Boots'n'Cats & Gilderstern are dead!
Sasu010: are they playing on Spelltable?
mishotem: Lightning Bolt!
ihlendrax: Bounty counters, too. 😉
MegaDosX: Shouldn't Wheeler have gotten a zombie for that island from Role Reversal, actually?
Fairgrim: super hot super super hot
r10pez10: LMAO
Sogheim: Paul in with the clutch poison
MegaDosX: Or does it not work that way?
MadWolf1290: trust in the paul
croisvoix1: @megadosx exchange control is not enter the battlefield
jonasjonIV: lrrPAUL !
gnome_friend: This is why he's Paul
secretbranch: NEVER. DOUBT. lrrPAUL .
HoneyJack07: lrrPAUL
Oghara: wp paul wp
sblue333: @MegaDosX No, it doesn't etb
JaysonMaxwell: Let's be honest, Paul is a wizard.
LRRbot: Reveillark [4W] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Flying / When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {5}{W}
gnome_friend: He's Paul because he am.
gnome_friend: You ain't cause you not
MegaDosX: OK, wasn't sure, thanks guys
darkflame0994: so... infiinite reveillarks?
HoneyJack07: Hearts in chat for Paul
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
darkflame0994: soon*
HoneyJack07: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheWarbo: aaaah yes, das larkenpass
creepywaffleco: lrrHEART
thraximore: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
bluewaterbaboonfarm: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Fairgrim: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
lirazel64: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrARROW
bennguyen200: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
sblue333: kill im
Phosfur: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
drthvd3r: lrrHEART sergeHeart benginHeart
ptay313: Your still a better lrrJUDGE Nelson
Anaerin: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
sblue333: get im
TheUnknownPoetB: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART lrrFINE
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL best beard Paul
gnome_friend: #larkstuff
Calaban161: @MegaDosX the island was already on the battlefeild so it did not enter
bennguyen200: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
smauxkin: wait...
FarrinDelmirre: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
sblue333: No mercy Nelson
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL_SG
MegaDosX: @Calaban161 Yep, understand now, thanks
r10pez10: on the horns?
asthanius: Boots on the back scales
darkflame0994: one boot front left, one boot back right foot
sheer_falacy: how does Emrakul wear boots
falcn120: in his mouth like a puppy?
Mr_Bitterness: It's like Rammus wearing boots
Ukon_Cairns: yes, the greaves are for the lightning, not for the feetsies
raven534: @loadingreadyrun the glasses are very creepily misaligned
sheer_falacy: people really like Wheeler being in the game huh
TheUnknownPoetB: @Ukon_Cairns But now greaves are also for puppies!
sblue333: nelly huh
Trueflight_Silverwing: never understood why they are called grieves, they are boots not pants.
Oghara: who is kalamax going at
Anaerin: raven534 Unfortinately, that's a twitch thing, not an LRR thing.
AllTheWeasels: Kalamax obviously wears the boots on the dermal plates on their back
r10pez10: MVP dryad
MegaDosX: No, swole dryad!
sblue333: birb
Ukon_Cairns: just trundling in on all 4s, lightning bolts arcing off into the boots running along side
secretbranch: Eeyoredh
MegaDosX: What a sentence
asthanius: At least he's honest about who he is Kappa
HoneyJack07: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Sogheim: wheelerDroopy
sblue333: HAHA
secretbranch: EeyoreDH
asthanius: Ben Boompile
TheWarbo: !boompile
TheUnknownPoetB: @bengineering " How could this happen to me?!!?"
asthanius: Benpile
asthanius: Boompile!
MegaDosX: That would have been so many coins
poggifers fetches another boompile
LRRbot: Duplicant [6] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/4] | Imprint — When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / As long as a card exiled with Duplicant is a creature card, Duplicant has the power, toughness, and creature types of the last creature card exiled with Duplicant. It's still a Shapeshifter.
Kykiwi: LUL
secretbranch: benginButt pile
sblue333: boompile
asthanius: Boom, Benpile!
flatluigi: boopile
sheer_falacy: if you boompile it's not exiled
sheer_falacy: just... dead
r10pez10: directly into my ear
TheWarbo: is saying "boompile" repeatedly better or worse than "skinwing"
Hurtrax4: asmr boompile
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Skinwing-I mean Boompile.
Ukon_Cairns: that may be why its going under the duplicant
Mr_Bitterness: Oh... oh my Olivia
DiscordianTokkan: Dangolboomhauer
SnivianMoon: Is "Boompile" the "Rowsdower" of this stream?
asthanius: Boompile, Loompile, doompadee, doompile
AtrusOfMyst: "Boompile? At THIS time of year?"
ihlendrax: We are now an ASMR stream.
possummtg: Tune in to Wheeler's stream for some more Boompile ASMR
thraximore: boOmpilE
minksterella_: lets go wheeler
MegaDosX: Should've killed him when you had the chance guys
AtrusOfMyst: "Boompile, in THIS economy?"
InfiniTokens: Just got back, we miss anything fun?
TheUnknownPoetB: @AtrusOfMyst "Located entirely in this stream?!!?"
MegaDosX: Time for food!
mishotem: Demmit, Boompile. That card ain't right.
Murf13: lol
KWardJenx: Lol!
TheUnknownPoetB: To Be Continued...
MadWolf1290: appropriate
Sogheim: ohmygosh this is as big of a mess as Tainted Aether shenanigans.
TheQuantumMechanic33: are they doing two rounds or just one?
r10pez10: most likely just the one game
ravenlord_xix: Does Ben have a Boomstick to go with his Boompile?
sheer_falacy: doubt there's time for another
StarWarsTHX1138: !guests
Dish_KP: Keeping Ulmer Alive is going to be Nelson's downfall! But the game's great. ^^
InfiniTokens: We got back just in time for the break
Sogheim: !badadvice
LRRbot: Explosions can be contained in a body.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Parry everything.
JaysonMaxwell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
Zarober: Ben Ben Nelson and Olivia (@affinityartifacts)
TheWarbo: okay but can boompiles be contained in a body?
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
girldickenergy: party everything??? absolutely not, gays don't block, they dodge roll. 💯
Sogheim: I can't help it, I read all the LRRbot messages in Paul's voice
girldickenergy: lmao *parry
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !quote Cameron
LRRbot: Quote #4391: "Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes." —Cameron [2017-10-07]
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
DiscordianTokkan: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TheWarbo: !findquote loonie
LRRbot: Quote #1482: "Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!" —Adam [2016-01-09]
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaang, Adam
gnome_friend: Adam used to be bizarrely hostile
CaptainSpam: I forget what the context of that was.
TheWarbo: adam had some opinions on chat LUL
r10pez10: adam still has opinions on chat
Juliamon: gnome_friend Have you met Adam's chat? That's standard.
sheer_falacy: !chatr
sheer_falacy: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
gnome_friend: @Juliamon it was a bit calmed down when I watched him play Persona
TheWarbo: r10pez10 and yet what i said is not untrue :-P
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: There is also Adam's deeply cursed Discord
TheWarbo: how dare
tergonis: ben lied to us!
theanthonydee: !quote boom
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MadWolf1290: yo mean Nelson?
TheWarbo: boomp ile boomp ile boomp ile
r10pez10: !vote boom
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !findquote boom
LRRbot: Quote #6920: "Taint goes boom!" —RebelliousUno [2020-04-28]
sheer_falacy: check the oracle text
TheWarbo: that's why they oracled it, ben
r10pez10: it's just "if you win"
Vyous: Boompile has been oracled to be 'if you win'
bennguyen200: @gnome_friend yeah but that's because he did Persona on LRR... it's a little different when it comes to his own chat
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
TheWarbo: ben denies olivia the tushy
r10pez10: the funny thing about digital coinflips is that you could make if have more than two sides if you wanted
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
TheWarbo: r10pez10 soooo....dice?
thraximore: We can't let Ulmer win yet another EDH night D:
r10pez10: well yeah, but the animation as if they're flipping
r10pez10: "i flip a ... leg? what?"
sheer_falacy: that's like the d8s in Pummel party
asthanius: hello
TheWarbo: Hi ben
MadWolf1290: hi?
Hurtrax4: hi there
falcn120: why hello ben
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hello there
secretbranch: lrrBEN
LadyLockwood92: Ben!
possummtg: <3 Paul
TheWarbo: we all miss your face, ben
sonic_danno: hi didn't see you there
nyquister_: Steaming close up
Dog_of_Myth: Fancy seeing you here Ben.
darkflame0994: General Kenobi!!!
asthanius: He doesn't miss!
TheWarbo: !boompile
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
r10pez10: olivia wow
secretbranch: Olivia GoBoompile-Hicks
DiscordianTokkan: ASbooMpileR
Hurtrax4: boompile, the new fragrance
MegaDosX: Excuse me what?
secretbranch: Boompile Wheeler
secretbranch: Nelson Salahuboompile
secretbranch: Boompile-gineering
r10pez10: boombris
TheWarbo: how much to read "Yarok, the Desecrated"
Greypelt: New LLR button that just says "BOOMPILE"
MegaDosX: !card goblin bangchuckers
LRRbot: Goblin Bangchuckers [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, Goblin Bangchuckers deals 2 damage to any target. If you lose the flip, Goblin Bangchuckers deals 2 damage to itself.
LRRbot: Goblin Bangchuckers [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, Goblin Bangchuckers deals 2 damage to any target. If you lose the flip, Goblin Bangchuckers deals 2 damage to itself.
Electrodyne: Cheer100 Winky Smackdoma
TheWarbo: "i tap the bangchuckers"
AtrusOfMyst: This doesnt sound real: 'I want to put the BOOTS on the BANG CHUCKERS, and tap the BOOM PILE"
LRRbot: Temur Charm [GUR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Creatures with power 3 or less can't block this turn.
r10pez10: OH NO
ariborealis: the irony
sonic_danno: response boompile?
MegaDosX: This is where that Overload counter you used earlier would have been helpful
MegaDosX: Electrosomething?
secretbranch: you can still boompile
Oghara: yes it still copies
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Copy happens
Countjondi: The judge us correct
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Electrodyne: The official measurement of MTG lewdness is the TYR, or Twiddle Your Rack. I rate this 1.5 TYRs
sheer_falacy: where did the 2 damage from the goblins go
MegaDosX: I need an adult
SnivianMoon: Boompile?
KWardJenx: LOVE the Boompile ASMR! Please make this a permanent running gag.
Mr_Bitterness: I have to give it to Olivia
TheWarbo: okay now we're getting very NPR Voice in here
JaysonMaxwell: Yup Boompile has officially passed Skinwing
r10pez10: oh yeah the goblni damage
TheQuantumMechanic33: yeah the bangchuckers dam
DiscordianTokkan: bepis Bepis BEPIS
Dog_of_Myth: Goblin damage Ben!
jeepless: elipmooB
groovemancery: I'm here for that boompile ASMR
chaostreader: Didn’t Ben win the Goblin bomb flip?
bennguyen200: THis is now an ASMR stream terrific lrrWOW
Sogheim: benginButt benginButt benginButt
wargodmogis: Ataxa has vigalance
InfiniTokens: OoOo that boompile ASMR
SnivianMoon: Poombile?
marcy_baybay91: proliferate
Night_xD: proliferate D:
TheWarbo: (technically, ben should have announced the boomchuckers target when activating the ability)
Buxx345: proliferate
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL To Boom or to Pile: The eternal question
FacelessManAboutTown: Can we remix bus is coming with boompile?
Electrodyne: Ataxa play Despacito
falcn120: proliferate the poison!
asthanius: boompile
jeepless: elipmooB elipmooB
TheWarbo: !vaseline or boompile
bennguyen200: PAULLLLL
MegaDosX: Ben you can proliferate poison counters too
marcy_baybay91: many cheat steps later
r10pez10: boompile is actually an acronym
sblue333: Nelson wants tot take
Mr_Bitterness: Atraxa, play Pokecito
sblue333: to take it
TheWarbo: Boom // Pile aftermath card when Kappa
secretbranch: infsects
telemacus: not pinnacle it has shroud
sblue333: that's 2 TYRs at least
MegaDosX: @TheWarbo The next un-set maybe?
InfiniTokens: Bring the buggos
abracadaver23: Cheer100 I hope Ben Wins, no the other Ben
SnivianMoon: Whenever Boompile isn't being activated, everyone should be asking "Where's Boompile?"
shabraz: infect for the win
Anaerin: Boompile isn't a answer, boompile is a question, and the answer is "Yes! Boompile!"
nickthecatbear: Boompile go bust chut @affinityartifacts
gnome_friend: !findquote coin
LRRbot: Quote #943: "Why is a stick 100 gold coins?" —Cameron [2015-10-24]
Mr_Bitterness: Poggifers, fetch the Boompile
possummtg: Ben "Boompile" Wheeler
sblue333: No I mean it's lewd
therealkenm135: !findquote boom
JaysonMaxwell: Boompile, can not be used by the Wizard.
poggifers: @Mr_Bitterness I have brought the boompile
NoxStryx: I love zndrslt/okaun
MegaDosX: I'm just imagining Ben's deck running in Arena with all of those triggers going on the stack
TheWarbo: <the doors voice> C'mon Baby, boom my pile
MegaDosX: That's some impressive hearing you have there
Sogheim: everything is so confusing and I'm trying to follow along
DiscordianTokkan: Drink Pizza?
Mr_Bitterness: Excellent @poggifers, set it aside, I wish to gaze upon the Boompile
InfiniTokens: Is you pizza sense tingling?
AtrusOfMyst: One Pizza, on the rocks
Electrodyne: Cup o Pizza
lojer: What drink would they bring you if you ordered a boompile?
Countjondi: Somebody has gotta make a drink called boompile now
r10pez10: "[B]oompile," [O]livia [o]rated, [m]ildly [p]erturbed ...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Boompile, extra cheese
drthvd3r: Boompile: Shot, equal parts Fireball and 151.
Sogheim: Boompile's gotta be gin
Dish_KP: Friends! Watching your commander game makes me yearn for commander, even the guy in my group who always chooses his deck after I choose mine. ^^
sblue333: The Boompile: ! part fireball, 1 part gin
bennguyen200: Guys what have we learn here today (*insert)..... BOOM
InfiniTokens: Boompile pizza: ALL the meats.
HoneyJack07: Its a Mix of Gin and Chocolate Milk
girldickenergy: PogChamp
MegaDosX: That's an amazing token Olivia
gnome_friend: !findquote kraken
LRRbot: Quote #6342: "I want to give the kraken a manicure." —Jacob [2019-08-19]
FacelessManAboutTown: Poggifers, make some boompiles for our guests
Mr_Bitterness: Thanks! I hate it
r10pez10: inb4 olivia gains control of atraxa back
InfiniTokens: Googly eyes!
nyquister_: Jayer Bomb adjacent?
Anaerin: Ask your doctor if Boompile is right for you. Side effects may include minor cases of piles, major booms.
sblue333: @Wheeler Actually at my university Blue Guys are super popular and that's just vodka and Blue gatorade
poggifers begins constructing additional boompiles
MegaDosX: Typhoid Olivia?
MadWolf1290: Olivia, NO
Electrodyne: A bottle of everclear, mixed with one flaming rag stuffed in the neck
Juliamon: I think Boompile pizza would include burnt ends
kimmiekoneko: too soon
bennguyen200: Wow.... real topical
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hey a quote i remember the context too
sblue333: Popular b/c they're cheap, not good
nickthecatbear: Says the American at the table...
MegaDosX: Which one?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Pineapple, mushroom, bellpepper
Mr_Bitterness: Ha Ha Ha, America is a disease-infected wasteland
r10pez10: oh man burnt ends
lirazel64: Ok, seriously what would be in a Boompile? I feel like.vodka-mascerated fruit has a place...
TheWarbo: B O O M P I L E
niccus: we have boompile at home
Greypelt: slow roll the boompile
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
sonic_danno: boompile pizza has to be stuffed crust right?
TheQuantumMechanic33: BoOmPiLe
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 B O O M P I L E
JaysonMaxwell: he knows if he taps boompile the game will go on for another hour or two ...
MegaDosX: Ben's just edging people with that Boompile
darkflame0994: Olivia: "I should be a disease conveyor" Everybody else: incoming COVID jokes
bluewaterbaboonfarm: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ben we sent boompile pics plz respond
AtrusOfMyst: Diet Coke: Boompile Edition
Hurtrax4: goddamn I almost choked here
InfiniTokens: Something that acts as a laxative. The end result is the boompile part.
LadyLockwood92: Love the Left@London reference~
Kumakaori: XD
TheWarbo: how much is one Desert Boompile
MegaDosX: !card kiora bests the sea god
LRRbot: Kiora Bests the Sea God [5UU] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token with hexproof. / II — Tap all nonland permanents target opponent controls. They don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step. / III — Gain control of target permanent an opponent controls. Untap it.
WetPaperSack: You should ALWAYS save your Boompile for that special someone
Sogheim: Paul has to work harder now! lrrPAUL x33nVolcano
r10pez10: cheer250 boompile bits
Kumakaori: Boompiles take, at least a houseboat
asthanius: Like $5 US
JaysonMaxwell: jlrrCai seabatUseless jlrrLlou was a mistake!
HoneyJack07: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
drthvd3r: Alternatively, Boompile: A drink consisting of six parts Diet 7UP and one part Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
germangaryoak: after 2 hours, the boom pile is still on the field mhm?
MegaDosX: That second step of KBTSG is going to be quite a thing
smauxkin: left@london fans in the chat hell yeah
ptay313: how many channel points to force boompile?
sblue333: ben should tap it and choose tails intentionally
Korolan: jlrrCai jlrrLlou jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Oghara: helix pinnacle: soon
Electrodyne: My new pick-up line is "Sprechen sie Boompile, baby?"
LadyLockwood92: @smauxkin Hi five~!
MegaDosX: The die kinda looks like a Myr Battlesphere
jdkirkham03: gold flaked bat coffee
mishotem: Boompile? Why it's probably the greatest...Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
A_Dub888: !card helix pinnacle
LRRbot: Helix Pinnacle [G] | Enchantment | Shroud / {X}: Put X tower counters on Helix Pinnacle. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on Helix Pinnacle, you win the game.
SnivianMoon: It's only a BoomPile if it comes from the KaBoom region of Jund. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling explosive.
TheWarbo: #BlowTheBoompile
Anaerin: Boom Pile: Layer of blue curaco over cinnamon liqueur.
darkflame0994: so.. is Olivia running the "turn Helix Pinnacle into a creature and cast Hydra's Growth on it" wincon?
InfiniTokens: "Kids, don't make me Boompile!"
Mr_Bitterness: @SnivianMoon LUL oh man that got me
thraximore: he's gonna boom and get nothing except for butts
falcn120: I think bad is too kind :/
InfiniTokens: America's a Boompile
MadWolf1290: yeah... *sad noises*
secretbranch: Boompog
TheQuantumMechanic33: helix pinnacle has shroud unfortunately
A_Dub888: lrrCOW benginUroPog
LRRbot: Emeria Shepherd [5WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. If that land is a Plains, you may return that nonland permanent card to the battlefield instead.
mishotem: Pogpile
Wonderdoc: Wheeler has a minotaur trigger right?
darkflame0994: theres ways around shroud ;)
Mattmitchell45: Master forgive me, I must Boompile just this once
sblue333: nooo
LadyLockwood92: seabatApp seabatApp
Nyxjbm: Every time you ask for boompile we add another turn to the wait
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This game is full of Boomphiles
Qvdv: LUL
sblue333: it's another one
MegaDosX: OH BOY
Electrodyne: Boompilies, my Doilies
falcn120: hahaha
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
r10pez10: OH NO
MegaDosX: You guys should have really killed him when you had the chance
Sogheim: wait what?
germangaryoak: lol
LRRbot: Mages' Contest [1RR] | Instant | You and target spell's controller bid life. You start the bidding with a bid of 1. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. If you win the bidding, counter that spell.
asthanius: wow ok
Oghara: poggifers bring the duel wands
poggifers only finds one wand
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r10pez10: 1RR pay 1 life: counter target spell is not bad, actually
sonic_danno: the other wand is in the boompile
secretbranch: HAHAHA
LadyLockwood92: You do good work @poggifers
darkflame0994: the other wand IS the boompile
TZTFG: Jesus Christ ben
LRRbot: Jace, Architect of Thought [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [4] | [+1]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn. / [−2]: Reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library in any order. / [−8]: For each player, search that player's library for a nonland card and exile it, then that …
poggifers: I'm in danger
DiscordianTokkan: I missed hearing about Poggifers, I enjoy them
TheWarbo: i still want benginUroPoggifers
Buxx345: architect of Thot more like
smauxkin: !card poggifers
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chumpofthemonth: Is poggifers just Woodhouse from Archer?
Anaerin: I found a wand, Sir, but it appears to be in use as the fuse for a... Boompile.
MegaDosX: !card comet storm
LRRbot: Comet Storm [XRR] | Instant | Multikicker {1} / Choose any target, then choose another target for each time this spell was kicked. Comet Storm deals X damage to each of them.
darkflame0994: wait which card is Ginny?
TheAwkes: You make a name as a joke based on a throwaway character that exists to be exploited, and all of a sudden, you keep hearing your name being exploited on stream!
JaysonMaxwell: benginChaos is in peak display tonight
TheWarbo: putting the threepile in your hand and not the boompile in your hand?
Oghara: Ulmer: I am a generous god
Nyxjbm: Poggifers crack the boompile
Electrodyne: Missed opportunity to put them in the Boompile
TheWarbo: any amount less than 40 is "medium"
niccus: that's like 70% hp in infect life
girldickenergy: copying a multikicked Comet Storm?? sounds 🔥🔥🔥
Ritaspirithntr: !card Boompile
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
telemacus: I cant wait for Ben to pop boom pile and lose the roll
ptay313: that Jace art on the card reader is so bad
falcn120: hahaha, I love this bidding for being punched in the face
Dog_of_Myth: TOS Ben
Dmc3628: holy day?
poggifers lights the boompile
darkflame0994: if its 6 6/6s why not just 2 each?
sblue333: HAHA
Electrodyne: @poggifers nice
gnome_friend: Translators note: keikaku means flan
sonic_danno: @poggifers sunlight the boompile
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
secretbranch: HAHAHA
r10pez10: what
falcn120: hahahahaha
secretbranch: better boompile
Kykiwi: cuase boom pile
germangaryoak: I wonder if Ben Ulmer regrets countering that fumigate
azkovo: the betrayal!
TheUnknownPoetB: @affinityartifacts I love that you make the Trek reference! It's one of my favs!
darkflame0994: thats good for olivia she'll get atraxa back
Fairgrim: is kicker copyied?
darkflame0994: assuming she lives that is lol
azkovo: I think it's time for the pile
smauxkin: "target creature you control"
seemsdeece: !decklists
Dmc3628: it's time
darkflame0994: oh yeah he cant target atraxa never mind lol
TheQuantumMechanic33: BOOMPILE!
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Kykiwi: BOOMPLIE!
mishotem: two tails, coming up.
Greypelt: BOOMPILE
falcn120: he's ephemerate'ing the duplicant to then exile atraxa
TheWarbo: ahh, sweet release
poggifers explodes
Oghara: rozaliGasp boompile!
niccus: and now it tails
Fairgrim: did someone say boompile
ElectricYak_: BOOMPILE!
r10pez10: hey olivia what noise does a boompile make
LadyLockwood92: it's L i t
lirazel64: Boompile!
ArcOfTheConclave: @Fairgrim the number of targets is copied
Qvdv: falcn120 thank you for being the voice of reason
smauxkin: @falcn120 woops good call
Mattmitchell45: lrrHORN bootie5Confetti lrrHORN
sblue333: pick the tails instead
Calaban161: !boompile
wargodmogis: Bit late to take back on that
TheWarbo: !card boompile
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
sblue333: Just pick the tails
poggifers reforms out of exploded pieces
falcn120: honestly, I just about missed it myself
x0den: what is the card under boompile?
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MegaDosX: !card boompile
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
Vampiricsloth: Thanks for the HyperCooldown @poggifers
miktzscnoa: Thanks for the HyperCrate @poggifers
CaptainSpam: I mean, whose fault is it for activating the Boompile? Kappa
Oghara: comet storm still happens
sheer_falacy: the damage still happens to players
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Oops that didn't work the way I wanted" --Final words of Ben Ulmer, Boompile activator
marcy_baybay91: comet storm
nickthecatbear: stiull comet storm
telemacus: Comet storm please
TheQuantumMechanic33: comet storm
MegaDosX: Everyone still takes 6
sblue333: Comet Storm still resolves
groovemancery: boompile goes boom
secretbranch: b o o m p i l e
ElectricYak_: @poggifers Thanks!! <3
Greypelt: did comet stomr still go off?
mishotem: I mean, now that it;s happened, I'm kind of disappointed.
Greypelt: shouldn't thy lose life
Redartifice: boompile
MegaDosX: Was it 5 or 6?
possummtg: Boom boom boom boom I want u in my room
MegaDosX: Oh, 6 5s, nevermind
InfiniTokens: Original name for Boompile was "No mor stuf 4 u"
TheAwkes: 6 targets, 5 damage each.
MegaDosX: I confused myself
MegaDosX: All good Nelson, my bad
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sheer_falacy: 3 multikicker means 4 targets per storm
LadyLockwood92: When can I get Olivia on my voicemail?
Electrodyne: B-O-O-M-P-I-L-E by Calvin Klein
sheer_falacy: so 8 total targets, not 6?
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
marcy_baybay91: you still get the commader trigger nelson
darkflame0994: comet storm is still copied you have another comet storm nelson
Oghara: you cast him once from hand and used the bacon for the 2nd time ben
MegaDosX: The second copy was targeting creatures that went away
coachNelly: we resolbed both
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts TwitchUnity
sheer_falacy: he targeted one of the comet storms at players and one at creatures
sheer_falacy: but only with 3 targets each
Agl0vale: and this is when Ben shocks Olivia
coachNelly: it was 3 targetted creatures and three targetted players
MegaDosX: At the very least Olivia has lost her infect creatures
sblue333: resblbed
falcn120: proliferate poision!
darkflame0994: ahh thank you thank yo sheer. I missed that
wargodmogis: Proliferate!!
Greypelt: proliferate trigger? Not going to add infect?
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
sheer_falacy: 3 multikicker means 4 targets though
lookimadinosaur: Thanks for the HyperMine @martin_fcg
Oghara: lul atraxa infect, the horrors
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
r10pez10: atraxa would have had infect if she had {R}
Kykiwi: PogChamp recruiter
girldickenergy: infect and proliferate on the same creature would be broken af 😂
r10pez10: 2tor
darkflame0994: but what atraka deck doesnt run the infect auras lol
Dog_of_Myth: Toot Toot
darkflame0994: atraxa* ;)
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature — Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
falcn120: I just have tainted strike in my atraxa deck, still painful
LadyLockwood92: I don't think that holds honestly. Infect is in all five colours on Phyrexia.
InfiniTokens: Wrong toot. One is significantly less smelly.
MegaDosX: Like now, Olivia? :p
sblue333: oh no
darkflame0994: Oh i thought you might still have them since their enchantments. Thats cool though
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
ihlendrax: !card viral drake
LRRbot: Viral Drake [3U] | Creature — Drake [1/4] | Flying / Infect / {3}{U}: Proliferate.
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Academy Rector [3W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Ukon_Cairns: and the most powerful card, Clefairy
Vulfe: Karmic Guy PogChamp
Oghara: mono white cant do anything in edh :p
sblue333: fireball
InfiniTokens: How kind, Olivia
Greypelt: Does ben ulmer have fling in the deck?
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, she's not Graham.
r10pez10: the art of that academy rector looks so pleased
sblue333: kill im
MegaDosX: Could someone link the decklists again please?
bennguyen200: @LadyLockwood92 oof
r10pez10: sure thing
r10pez10: !decklists
TheWarbo: olivia confirmed not graham
MegaDosX: Danke
ihlendrax: @girldickenergy : Viral Drake has both infect and proliferate.
sblue333: get im
darkflame0994: Ah. Makes sense lol.
LadyLockwood92: Doggo~
falcn120: good boy!
InfiniTokens: Pako Taco
LRRbot: Pako, Arcane Retriever [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Dog [3/3] | Partner with Haldan, Avid Arcanist / Haste / Whenever Pako, Arcane Retriever attacks, exile the top card of each player's library and put a fetch counter on each of them. Put a +1/+1 counter on Pako for each noncreature card exiled this way.
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
secretbranch: dahg
MegaDosX: What a good boi
girldickenergy: @ihlendrax oh gross! 🤮
darkflame0994: @LadyLockwood92 I know. Or Creg for that matter lol
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, Using the Stronghold and then activating Golos. That's good strats
InfiniTokens: Do ya like dags?
darkflame0994: Craig*
Electrodyne: !card Jigglypuff
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LadyLockwood92: Mitch made a deck tech with him and his human earlier~
thraximore: aww
rdbaron102: noellaMalcolm noellaMalcolm noellaMalcolm
r10pez10: dogs go wacko, dogs go wacko for pako
sheer_falacy: hmm, I don't think you can proliferate fetch counters :(
Oghara: @coachNelly partner trigger when you play pako
bennguyen200: the dog is here for dog crimes noellaMalcolm
JaysonMaxwell: Ral, not a dog person.
gnome_friend: dOG CRIMES
TheWarbo: the card that Pako partners with does things with fetch counters
sblue333: Nelson gets to search for Haldan, No?
ladyjessica: Yes he does.
sblue333: Partner lets you search out the other
r10pez10: there's the partner trigger too if you want
Anaerin: sblue333 No, he gets to play it for free if it's in his hand.
asthanius: Dog collar crimes
MegaDosX: Probably should have done that before flipping, but eh
TheWarbo: technically you could target someone else to tutor Haldan out of their library...
bennguyen200: Oh hi Paul nice to hear you lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
secretbranch: this is getting real tight
r10pez10: battlebond mechanics *jazz hands*
LadyLockwood92: No, they're right. You search through your library for it.
Dmc3628: 2 players within the mythical Hidetsugu range
ihlendrax: It’s also a flying 1/4 @girldickenergy ...so yeah, it’s gross and annoying.
LRRbot: All That Glitters [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
darkflame0994: @Anaerin no partner with says when you cast this spell you may have target player search their library for the parner, reveal it and put it in their hand (it says target player because it was introduced in battlebond so you could have your ally search their deck for the other parnter to yours)
Electrodyne: There's a lady who's sure
LRRbot: Haldan, Avid Arcanist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Partner with Pako, Arcane Retriever / You may play noncreature cards from exile with fetch counters on them if you exiled them, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.
LRRbot: Ral Zarek [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | [+1]: Tap target permanent, then untap another target permanent. / [−2]: Ral Zarek deals 3 damage to any target. / [−7]: Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.
Anaerin: darkflame0994 Yeah, I misread.
TheWarbo: EOT FOF ye
possummtg: Ben needs coffee
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
darkflame0994: your good prnter is confusing especially w/o reminder text
secretbranch: he wants to pick your boompiles
MegaDosX: Vedalken Orrery?!?
MegaDosX: Is Ben secretly Josh Lee Kwai?
LadyLockwood92: Smort
darkflame0994: yes
r10pez10: t h u m b
asthanius: Get back boompile
falcn120: is that a "murica" land?
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Kyir: This has been one beefy game
sblue333: Ben is like: "No no, this was a quid pro quo"
TheWarbo: "Krark's Thumb" ASMR when
Oghara: b00mpile!
MegaDosX: This does feel a bit like a Josh deck with all of the value it gets
LRRbot: Krark's Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would flip a coin, instead flip two coins and ignore one.
bennguyen200: Would consider Ben a JLK "cousin"
r10pez10: oh no
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @falcn120 Emeria, the Sky Ruin
r10pez10: no no oo
TheWarbo: THANK YOU OLIVIA
darkflame0994: well then only one thing to be done.... we need a ben Ulmer vs JLK faceoff
Professor_Rakor: It begins!
MegaDosX: Olivia pls
falcn120: Olivia's commander ASMR
r10pez10: pls
Electrodyne: b00m¶ile
Oghara: so since this is the 2nd thumb its
Mr_Bitterness: So.... does Olivia do ASMR on the side, questioning for a friend.
sheer_falacy: it's nice that it's legendary, Krark must have been real special
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
MegaDosX: Well.
InfiniTokens: So pleasant
Oghara: !card kraks other thumb
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahha
girldickenergy: card draw go brrrrr
Dasbananas: niv mizzet the shiznit
Oghara: right?
MegaDosX: !card krark's other thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
secretbranch: welcome to the command zone
LadyLockwood92: I mean, I'm not usually a huge fan of ASMR, but I could listen to Olivia read the phone book.
MegaDosX: Ben Wheeler the Pokedex?
Dish_KP: Time for Olivia and Wheeler to make an Evelyn Evelyn cover band
bennguyen200: Has someone have siri on because everything is going crazy
Dmc3628: sounded like the Binjpipe
secretbranch: OOF
e_bloc: this kills the Olivia
MegaDosX: Wow!
Kykiwi: F
trilemma85: WhaAaAat!
LadyLockwood92: *salutes*
chesul: like this!
Hurtrax4: no more sushi dates
Kykiwi: sushi boyfriend dies
MegaDosX: The chain ends!
Mr_Bitterness: In the aaaaarms.... oooooooof the aaaaangel
goblinguidedog: The sushi dates are cancelled!
LadyLockwood92: Big Pog.
Dasbananas: ben shot ben..
MegaDosX: But at least no more infect counters
r10pez10: lmao
TheWarbo: lifehack: prounounce "sushidates" like an ancient greek philosopher
r10pez10: adjust your headphones accordingly, chat
ptay313: Dammit Ben, look what you did!
goblinguidedog: That sounds like a win for chat
Greypelt: ASMR: The Gathering?
Hurtrax4: LUL
JaysonMaxwell: Nice - Tibalt belongs in a chaos deck :D
MegaDosX: You also had him on an infect clock Olivia
sheer_falacy: that's 2 drop Tibalt, huh
deonide12: wait i just joined wat are the clefairy's?
r10pez10: soo see sha dees
r10pez10: the clefairies are 2/2 field of the dead zombies
InfiniTokens: "I'm not gonna call you a soft boy, but..."
djangoman11: are we just walking past tibalt?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Field Zombies
deonide12: Nice
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts I love your hair btw~
secretbranch: Hi Olivia
AtrusOfMyst: affini5Yeah
r10pez10: hi olivia
TheWarbo: olivia in chut
smauxkin: welcome
InfiniTokens: Hey Olivia!
lojer: One of us.
Kyir: Tell us the secret boompiles
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Olivia!
deonide12: Hate kenrith :3
TalisKanju: Hello Olivia
poggifers: Hello
Dog_of_Myth: Wait, when did Niv hit the board?
TheQuantumMechanic33: howdy olivia
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
azkovo: Hi Olivia!
rdbaron102: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
affinityartifacts: @LadyLockwood92 THANK YOU
MegaDosX: You guys should definitely have killed Wheeler when you had the chance
falcn120: KennyG!
r10pez10: i like your deck
goblinguidedog: Hello Olivia!
nickthecatbear: Olivia, did you misplace your rad knuckle tats?
sonic_danno: hi olivia!
Dasbananas: i just got here. what kind of atraxa deck did olivia play?
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts
affinityartifacts: hi chat friends
trilemma85: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
theRealEcoli13: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
asthanius: hullo
100BlackandWhite: hi
ladyjessica: Yay!
LadyLockwood92: Oop, meant to put a heart on there.
InfiniTokens: @affinityartifacts Hi stream friend
affinityartifacts: hello to my CHUT CREW
deonide12: Clickerdie clack :D
falcn120: @Dasbananas echantress
TheWarbo: clackity clackity clackity
Zarober: hello
Dog_of_Myth: Bust Chut!
Kyir: lrrCHKN
trilemma85: BUST CHUT
LadyLockwood92: Welcome~!
InfiniTokens: #bustchut
bennguyen200: Hi @affinityartifacts
nickthecatbear: Bust chut!
Dasbananas: very poggers
Qvdv: affinityartifacts katesWave
Mr_Bitterness: doogHi doogPaw
rdbaron102: #BUST CHUT
bennguyen200: BUST CHUT
NoxStryx: Olivia has long fingers
affinityartifacts: <3
Vulfe: I like how Wheeler says "please" like the geek in Amanda Please
AtrusOfMyst: Bust Chut in the Boom Pile
InfiniTokens: Olivia Chur Bust Chut
Oghara: @affinityartifacts hey olivia, nice to see a "all that glitters" that actually glitters
Dish_KP: Olivia, they invite you, rope you in with smiles and friendship, then just knock you out first! Why? Because you can kill two of them with proliferate? ridiculous. ^^
Dasbananas: does olivia need a band aid?
darkflame0994: so Olivia... one enchantress player to another, mind if I pick your brain?
Vorrenthalla: Wheeler has basically lost all his creatures every turn and somehow managed to get most of them back EVERY turn. Its impressive
trilemma85: affini5Challenge HahaShrugLeft affini5Disappoint
LadyLockwood92: This is like, the second time that's happened.
groovemancery: @affinityartifacts I think we need a database of you reading off every mtg card in ASMR mode
Electrodyne: Kenrith, the Shark
Griphon17: I'm not the biggest fan of 5 color decks, that said I will admit i am building a Niv Mizzet Reborn maze's end deck
MegaDosX: That All That Glitters definitely glitters!
affinityartifacts: @darkflame0994 sure!
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r10pez10: it definitely felt very monowhite
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature — Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
affinityartifacts: @groovemancery i'll make a patreon tear
Kyir: That was some satisfying keyboard clack
theRealEcoli13: dayBlue
affinityartifacts: *tier
DigitechWire: jokes on olivia, she's dead so she's in the graveyard (and now in exile)
Kyir: BibleThump
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts I'm kinda sad I missed getting in on the #mtggothgirlsquad.
Vulfe: if you think about it, the graveyard is kind of owned by the dead
TheWarbo: but can you also make patreon tears?
sblue333: Olivia is in the grave
affinityartifacts: @DigitechWire ROASTED
affinityartifacts: I am
affinityartifacts: I LIVE HERE
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
DigitechWire: LUL
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
bennguyen200: Oh no Oliva why would you want to make your Patrons cry
affinityartifacts: @LadyLockwood92 DO IT ANYWAY be fashionaby ;ate
secretbranch: if Ben boompiles now, Olivia gets a bunch of new friends with her in the graveyard
r10pez10: patreonion
sblue333: Kill im
sblue333: Get im
TheWarbo: wait what
sheer_falacy: Niv is exiled
TheWarbo: magic is still happening?
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts That's fair~
Electrodyne: Pingifers, prepare the point of damage
Kyir: Bring it back!
Kyir: We demand boompile!
darkflame0994: so, being a 4 color enchantress deck, were there any specific unique interactions in particular you were looking to run, and what in particular drew you to atraxa over, say, partners?
TheWarbo: B O O M P I L E
tergonis: needs more boompile
TamesLovesGames: B O O M P I L E
A_Dub888: You always have a boompile
sblue333: Pls nelson topdeck fireball
Oghara: how does it feel to have a thumb right now, it could have been a boompile!
e_bloc: B O O M P I L I N G ON
therealkenm135: hey ben you should crack the boompile
Kyir: BO OM PI LE
poggifers: @Electrodyne my cousin does not have haste
MegaDosX: Nelson doesn't have a fireball
secretbranch: !findquote boom
LRRbot: Quote #5279: "I wanna make things go boom boom!" —Paul [2018-08-23]
MegaDosX: I checked his decklist
LadyLockwood92: >Boompile intensifies<
BlueMagnusStormCrow: B o o m p i l e
sblue333: RIP
SkitterSkulk: donno how much it matters in your deck duplicant exiled right?
sonic_danno: Ben always has a boompile because he is the bomb benginHeart
KWardJenx: Agreed. Launch the Boompile!
Hurtrax4: B o O m P i L E
Kyir: !findquote pile
LRRbot: Quote #2418: "You pile of human garbage!" —Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
Electrodyne: @poggifers benginHeart
TheWarbo: B O O M P I L E is the new T E E T H lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
sblue333: Are there no gods?
Dasbananas: what are clefairys doing here?
Dmc3628: yeah with Ral going away there's no bolt on board
LadyLockwood92: Token iirc
Twilight_Spark: Man, call the teacher, because this is enough Clefairys for that Pokemon Stadium minigame.
SkitterSkulk: it matters not lol
Kyir: At least activate the non-existent boompile in response!
girldickenergy: @sblue333 no gods, no masters, only b O O m p I l e
affinityartifacts: @darkflame0994 because everyone assumes that atraxa is going to be something else i thought it'd be fun to defy expectations, having doublers and revel and smothering tithe and all kinds of dumb synergies was what i was looking for
Oghara: emeria should get back under the control of wheeler right?
MegaDosX: !card crystal shard
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
Dish_KP: Wheeler's in the top two! wheelerY wheelerT
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Emeria comes back
Vorrenthalla: Is there a way we can see decklists? I wanna see Wheelers deck
TheQuantumMechanic33: !decklist
ContingentCat: !decklist
sheer_falacy: everyone was very reluctant to kill
goblinguidedog: I think Emeria just goes away
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Control effects end
MegaDosX: I agree Ben, Wheeler needed to die a while ago, that deck is so strong
BearPsychologist: wheelerT wheelerH
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts Defying expectations is always fun~ That's why I try to play less common themes~
Professor_Rakor: If there's an active layer it returns to you, if it entered under someone else's control, then it don't have layer.
sblue333: @affinityartifacts I remeber Wheeler did something similar on a prior FNPF stream, with a similar result. Although you were prob more honest than him lol
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Dog_of_Myth: When in doubt, kill Wheeler.
trilemma85: @affinityartifacts Can you send me a decklist link for your Torbran please.
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Thanks for the HyperGravity @snirky
groovemancery: I missed the inception of the clefairies. what are they supposed to be?
Oghara: Im also pretty sure the control effect ends and the original controller gets it back
LRRbot: Djinn Illuminatus [5{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Djinn [3/5] | Flying / Each instant and sorcery spell you cast has replicate. The replicate cost is equal to its mana cost.
affinityartifacts: @trilemma85 gotchu
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: When a player dies, Control Effects End.
ptay313: I still think Nelson should have killed Olivia and Wheeler with his Comet Storm when he had the chance
Dish_KP: Nellies just a good guy who wants people to play cards. That's the story and I'm backing it up with no evidence. :P
asthanius: Big Bot
AllTheWeasels: Control effects end, but role reversal isn't like a mind control - does that count?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.
Fracaswell: a robit
darkflame0994: @affinityartifacts thats awesome! were there any cool unique enchantments you got to run that w/o atraxa you wouldn't otherwise?
KWardJenx: You tell'em Ulmer. Would a Soft man have that hard an opinion? Nope.
LadyLockwood92: Is Ben dead?
telemacus: a hint of ulmer PJSalt
Kyir: So which of the two remaining players has a boompile?
trilemma85: Yes, Ben is dead.
asthanius: is that a boompile?
Banrael: wheelerY lrrHAM
baskwalla: Ben's fine, he's bringing in his boys.
jdkirkham03: warhammar game up next?
Kyir: That's a large bot
Oghara: it shoudl be rule 804.a
bennguyen200: oh Ben this time it's warhammer flood this time
lirazel64: uni200 Fuel for the Boompile.
LadyLockwood92: Those are some nice HamWarmers, Ben~
LRRbot: Hunting Pack [5GG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Storm
affinityartifacts: @darkflame0994 i had Karametra enchantress before, so stuff like dimissi into dream, revel in riches, underworld dream, black market
Fairgrim: unpainted warhammer what heresy is this?
affinityartifacts: stuff that lets me really take advantage of this deck wanting to pillowfort AND other things still happening on the oard
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
affinityartifacts: *board
LadyLockwood92: Be nice, he's new.
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
falcn120: @affinityartifacts black market seems great with the charge counters
affinityartifacts: uh huh
jdkirkham03: how is flooded a bad word?
Trueflight_Silverwing: unpainted Warhammer is the best warhammer. I've been playing it for 25 years
Phosfur: Bolt for the win! :D
Electrodyne: maybe he doesn't have official Citadel ® paints for the minis
affinityartifacts: inexorable tide is good in here too
r10pez10: !card inexorable tide
LRRbot: Inexorable Tide [3UU] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, proliferate.
TheWarbo: i prefer Unpainted Warmachine myself 8-)
LadyLockwood92: I really wanna play my Alesha list more frequently.
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
Ukon_Cairns: okay, zur is kinda cute for this many colored enchantress
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Tide!
LRRbot: Mangara of Corondor [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Exile Mangara of Corondor and target permanent.
bluewaterbaboonfarm: so much meta in this stream, commander, deck advice, and imaginary warhammer....pew pew!
falcn120: @affinityartifacts did you include the 2 new proliferate cards from WAR, evolution sage/flux channeler (proliferate on landfall/non-creature spell)
Tantaburs: light bolt off the top
Dish_KP: deck looks hecka fun, Olivia!
Dog_of_Myth: @LadyLockwood92 Alesha is a fun commander.
Oghara: 800.4a is the rule that applies to emeria
e_bloc: seems fair
Agl0vale: @InfiniTokens that card us terrifying
affinityartifacts: yeah zur is fun @falcn120 i had no idea about those cards WHAAA
TheWarbo: Ben face!
r10pez10: whoa rollercoaster cam
LadyLockwood92: @dog_of_myth So fun~!
AllTheWeasels: Hi Ben
goblinguidedog: Ben taking chat for a ride
Oghara: "When a player leaves the game, all objects (see rule 109) owned by that player leave the game and any effects which give that player control of any objects or players end"
InfiniTokens: @Agl0vale Which one, the Tellytubby token?
baskwalla: Oh hi Olivia
Camail: POV: about to be destroyed
Trueflight_Silverwing: I love warhammer 40k, but hate painting. I have over 100,000 points of Orks, about 8000pts of Tau, and around 10,000 of necrons and hardly any of it is painted, lol
DigitechWire: there's that lovely smile of Olivia's meeboLove meeboLove
asthanius: Would a softboi have all these warhammer figures? I don't THINK so!!!
Agl0vale: oops, meant to @ Olivia, sorry @InfiniTokens
falcn120: hi ben/ben's army and olivia!
DiscordianTokkan: Orks! SMOrc
Dog_of_Myth: @LadyLockwood92 Yeah, top 2 of my decks for sure.
LadyLockwood92: *waves at Olivia* TwitchUnity
secretbranch: Olivia, who's your favorite partner combo?
falcn120: yay!
Caffine1138: I see Heretical Grey!
Professor_Rakor: Come on lightning bolt.
TheQuantumMechanic33: whats in the frame behind olivia?
nickthecatbear: Can't hear Olivia
abracadaver23: Yo
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sage! Love that card
goblinguidedog: This is now three different streams at once
affinityartifacts: @falcn120 got evo sage no flux
InfiniTokens: @Agl0vale Haha no worries! Wasn't sure what you meant. But if you look at our instagram, there may or may not be a terrifying token.
abracadaver23: Didn't know ben had warhammer stuff
MegaDosX: I think Olivia muted herself because of her keyboard clacking
affinityartifacts: @nick i muted
LadyLockwood92: @dog_of_myth I'd been trying to figure out a list with her for *ages*
falcn120: !card flux channeler
LRRbot: Flux Channeler [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, proliferate.
KWardJenx: SO MUCH CONTENT.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Evolution Safe is a strong card
LRRbot: Nascent Metamorph [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Whenever Nascent Metamorph attacks or blocks, target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Nascent Metamorph becomes a copy of that card until end of turn. Then that player puts all cards revealed this way on the bottom of their library in a random order.
croisvoix1: i am so jealous of Olivia's hair
falcn120: yeah sage is good
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
AllTheWeasels: I love me some flux channeler, but my proliferate list also isn't in green
TheWarbo: we can no longer see Olivia typing at us
abracadaver23: Da ork bois
DigitechWire: @croisvoix1 same
Oghara: her hair is awesome
abracadaver23: Green iz bezt
Caffine1138: Da Boyz!
Electrodyne: Seeing Ben's minis makes me want to play Blood Bowl
LadyLockwood92: Ben's Boyz are great
falcn120: EDHRec podcast pointed out something about sage that I didn't even realize. It combo's so well with feterlid
secretbranch: waow
r10pez10: blood bowl has a nice community
TheAwkes: An excalation of boyz in rigs.
Machoppins: Why do Ben’s warhammer look like they’re going to drop the sickest mixtape of 2020?
Murf13: needs more dakka dakka
BrindleBoar: Ben what is that boi's name
DigitechWire: oooooooooooooh
secretbranch: lrrWaow
LRRbot: Decoy Gambit [2U] | Instant | For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls, then return that creature to its owner's hand unless its controller has you draw a card.
Fracaswell: ooh, that's pretty olivia
DigitechWire: anneNeat anneNeat
Fairgrim: I believe both of the non players are muted so we get the game to end sooner
Agl0vale: @InfiniTokens yo that token is amazing!
mishotem: this game needs more lightning bolt
Dog_of_Myth: @LadyLockwood92 I had that problem too. Had about 200 cards I wanted to put in. LUL
ladyjessica: Non-creature no?
LadyLockwood92: w a a a g h
goblinguidedog: Wow that’s awesome!!
secretbranch: lrrWOW katesWa katesOw
abracadaver23: Neat
LRRbot: Surreal Memoir [3R] | Sorcery | Return an instant card at random from your graveyard to your hand. / Rebound
falcn120: wow! very nice
baskwalla: Awesome bling!
trilemma85: What are the gems?
Dog_of_Myth: Of course Ben picked orcs.
r10pez10: you made this?
Murf13: very nice
Electrodyne: Nice work Olivia
DiscordianTokkan: Ben, if you wanna get Hella impessive for the Boyz, you can drill the barrels od the guns out! It's surprisingly effective, and danged easy!
Dish_KP: That's very cool!
InfiniTokens: @Agl0vale :D
Trueflight_Silverwing: nice ring Olicia
Hurtrax4: minis, jewelry and edh, what a nice stream
rdbaron102: @affinityartifacts VERY NICE
Super_Sophomoric: super cool Olivia!!
InfiniTokens: @affinityartifacts Beautiful!
KWardJenx: Wow. That's beautiful Olivia.
secretbranch: LOVE THAT ONE
falcn120: that's pretty
Mattmitchell45: It's now part HGTV Stream
Oghara: @affinityartifacts rozaliGasp rozaliGasp rozaliGasp
darkflame0994: @affinityartifacts thats some neat additions. I can deinitely understand the appeal of some of the black enchantments (its why I aminly play esper enchantress). Getting to run those more expensive ones like Dismiss seems like alot of fun! So next question: When you were building were there any enchantments you really wanted to run that you ultimately wound up having to cut for whatever reason?
r10pez10: famous ASMR boompile streamer and jeweller
LadyLockwood92: @dog_of_myth I tried Aristocrats, but it didn't feel right. I went with Reanimator and it was Perfect~
Caffine1138: screw the commander game, Show us more cool stuff you made/paint!
CheesesteakDude: QVC, call the toll free number below and order now for your jewelry and figurines
Super_Sophomoric: wubrg ring! cool
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
Vulfe: Two birds don't weigh nearly one stone, Wheeler.
LadyLockwood92: Pretty~
possummtg: U made this?
MegaDosX: Olivia you'd make a dragon jealous with all that bling
Electrodyne: I am all about the "Show off Your Crafts" stream
Anaerin: Two birds, both alike in dignity, in fair Ixalan where we lay our scene...
affinityartifacts: i am a excessively trained diamond setter
Caffine1138: Commander just turned into TTSF
affinityartifacts: AN
ladyjessica: !card haldan
LRRbot: Haldan, Avid Arcanist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Partner with Pako, Arcane Retriever / You may play noncreature cards from exile with fetch counters on them if you exiled them, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
LadyLockwood92: Honestly, seeing Olivia on an episode of TTSF would be great~
Kykiwi: the vaaaalluuuuue
Dog_of_Myth: @LadyLockwood92 Nice. I went with a bit of Artistocats and reanimate. But with a combo finish.
Vulfe: more like a high expectation setter, got 'em
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with converted mana cost 2 or less from your graveyard.
bluewaterbaboonfarm: wonderful work. do you take commissions?
ptay313: pretty sure more people are paying attention to olivia than to the game at this point lol
Oghara: dont think the precon can fight that value
InfiniTokens: @affinityartifacts If we had diamonds, we would want you to be the one to set them.
MaverickArtist: @affinityartifacts I love your new hair color!
TheWarbo: this seems like a problem for nelson
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler here takin' us to the Circus of Value.
AllTheWeasels: GeeGees
r10pez10: now i'm wondering what you look like with a loupe in @affinityartifacts
asthanius: 👏👏👏
r10pez10: gratttts
Hurtrax4: GGs
secretbranch: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DigitechWire: ayyyy
secretbranch: gg
trilemma85: geegeeeeeeeeee
KWardJenx: GG!!!
theRealEcoli13: dayWhite dayWhite dayWhite dayWhite dayWhite
Naarius: Nelson is spiderman?!
TheQuantumMechanic33: nice
Murf13: gg
Kykiwi: 5 color mono white wins !
gonnaflunkib: woooo
darkflame0994: gg all!
Dish_KP: woooooow!
LadyLockwood92: Yay~! Good stream~!
KWardJenx: longwa2Ultra longwa2Ultra longwa2Ultra longwa2Ultra longwa2Ultra
baskwalla: Oh baby what a feeling, when Nelson's on the ceiling.
DiscordianTokkan: I STILL need a copy of Wheeler's playmat
AtrusOfMyst: GG have a great night <3
Electrodyne: When did Nelson move to Australia
Oghara: @coachNelly when did you move to australia
secretbranch: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
lirazel64: Wheeeee - ler.
InfiniTokens: Thanks everyone!
asthanius: But no sushi dates
Electrodyne: oh he's back now
Anaerin: Everything is WUBRG, everything is cool when you're part of a stream...
Hurtrax4: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts Always a treat~!
sblue333: byeee
darkflame0994: rally hope theres decklists for everyone all the decks looked really fun
theRealEcoli13: affini5Challenge affini5Accepted
TheQuantumMechanic33: !decklist
Murf13: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com/lrr
MegaDosX: Egg!
r10pez10: there sure is!
KWardJenx: Thank you Olivia.
rdbaron102: Good Night Everyone! affini5Yeah #BustChut
TheWarbo: there are also things like "dual lands activating golos," it's not *just* a hybrid mana thing
DiscordianTokkan: E g g
Anaerin: Thanks Ben for offering us an egg in this trying time...
Pywodwagon: ASMR Bomb Pile button please
Agl0vale: Card Kingdom supports the Boom Pile
mishotem: I stand corrected, then.
r10pez10: we put the ASMR in boompile
LadyLockwood92: Putting the Woo in WUBRG
Zarober: affini5Challenge affini5Accepted
Nuurgle: put the uwu in uwubrg
Anaerin: Put the UwU in UwUBRG?
jdkirkham03: tap bomb pile button not coming soon
atlr: lordy, twitch spaced out in me. who won?
gualdhar: uWUBRG what's this?
gnome_friend: !findquote uwu
LRRbot: Quote #5771: "Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense." —Kathleen [2019-01-28]
TheWarbo: we put the boo in boompile
darkflame0994: and thanks everyone for keeping us all a little saner and entertained during these times (and thanks Olvia for letting me pick your brain some lol, given me some new ideas I cant wait to try out)
WetPaperSack: Can't wait for that Boompile button...
Vulfe: I put the Brrr in WUBRG
sonic_danno: is new button boompile but in small font.?
LadyLockwood92: !discord
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affinityartifacts: @darkflame0994 my pleasure!!
secretbranch: can someone gift a sub to boompile real quick
Dish_KP: smash it! BEN SMASH IT
Juliamon: secretbranch It was subbed earlier
bennguyen200: soooo.... professional bennnn
JaysonMaxwell: Tomorrow Morning a 4pm!
asthanius: It's still March, I think
secretbranch: nice @Juliamon
niccus: countrymen
TheWarbo: !findquote associate
LRRbot: Quote #2335: "Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon." —Paul [2016-04-18]
gnome_friend: Romans?
Naarius: lrr-adjacent-folk
JaysonMaxwell: I think he's back Monday?
LadyLockwood92: It's M E A T
secretbranch: you get to BE the boompile
falcn120: Wheeler's EGGS!
niccus: you're just a thing trying to eat, it's fine
darkflame0994: Not visual novels Ben!
TheWarbo: yeah but in this game you're *explicitly* so
Dish_KP: Break the egg! BREAK THE EGG!
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zuchen_120: what if I'M the monster?
darkflame0994: then your just the semi-useless love interest lol
LadyLockwood92: @affinityartifacts Thank you for being so lovely~ TwitchUnity
JaysonMaxwell: did someone say seabatUseless
secretbranch: oh boy
MegaDosX: I bet that's a Cleffa egg
Naarius: Wheeler is performing a spoopy ritual
BrindleBoar: Ben stop summoning Exodiafairy.
LadyLockwood92: Say goodbye to Exodiafairy
AtrusOfMyst: ClefEGGble
falcn120: now can you get them to all dance around the center egg?
coachNelly: wheeler's camera here has me hearing Ameno from katsune miku...
Dish_KP: that clefairy turned into a chansey!
Agl0vale: Wheeler what kind of Satanic ritual are you conducting?
AtrusOfMyst: We are summoning legendary egg-type pokemon
InfiniTokens: The Clefairy are performing some sort of satanic ritual
lirazel64: Astray. He's leading them astray.
InfiniTokens: *satan-egg ritual
JaysonMaxwell: benginDab
thraximore: wait I wasn't paying attention. Ben won?
MegaDosX: Wheeler won
coachNelly: wheeler won yes
thraximore: NICE
darkflame0994: pretty sure that ritual on wheeler's board is how you summon Giratina, aka PokeSatan
coachNelly: pretty good game imo
LadyLockwood92: Cheer145 For my favourite folks, thanks for being so wonderful and kind~
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck was really good at rebuilding and nobody killed him when they had the chance :p
LadyLockwood92: BisexualPride LesbianPride GayPride TransgenderPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
AtrusOfMyst: Chancey will carry the egg in it's pouch until a Wheeler hatches out from it
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for EVERYTHING.
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MegaDosX: Anyone waiting for godort?
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
secretbranch: muted
MegaDosX: Ben you are muted
falcn120: ben muted
TheWarbo: ben muted
Naarius: ASBenR
DiscordianTokkan: Ben is hella muted
Banrael: cheer200
MegaDosX: We can hear you now
LadyLockwood92: Welcome
lirazel64: PowerUpL lrrPAUL PowerUpR
DiscordianTokkan: Thar we go
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TangyTooTall101: are we bust chut here too?
gnome_friend: !quote Atarka
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mishotem: We're BUST CHUT everywhere
TheWarbo: (the sub message on that sub olivia read maaaaaaaay have been "BUST CHUT")
secretbranch: !findquote atarka
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LadyLockwood92: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #5700: "Our mortality is the scariest video game." —Ben [2019-01-09]
affinityartifacts: lol my MIC STAND CAMe oFF my desk
r10pez10: F
secretbranch: g
DiscordianTokkan: F
secretbranch: i meant f
TheWarbo: press F for mic stand
MegaDosX: Olivia!
TheWarbo: lrrWOW
Juliamon: lrrWOW
secretbranch: HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH STREAM DELAY
e_bloc: lrrWOW
LadyLockwood92: It's Wheeler.
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HeraldBFC: I came as soon as I heard about 40k models. OOOH Ulmer.
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e_bloc: is it wheeler
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote ettiquette
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NotCainNorAbel: @jessieimproved you can come back :D
KWardJenx: Poggifers, bet the good lady her coat. She'll be leaving now.
MegaDosX: !findquote etiquette
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LadyLockwood92: !findquote Olivia
Naarius: That's a lotta weasels
Dog_of_Myth: You're not my dad!!!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
affinityartifacts: i'm not cool enough for quotes
AtrusOfMyst: Caillou won't stop complaining about their parents
TheWarbo: !quote olivia
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LadyLockwood92: Nelson is everyone's Dad.
A_Dub888: !findqutoe caillou
secretbranch: oh boy here we go
TheWarbo: okay, that was the correct syntax, but how are there still none
A_Dub888: !findquote caillou
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
r10pez10: it's very tempting to add that as a quote
darkflame0994: did wheeler just become dumbledore?
AtrusOfMyst: affini5Disappoint
LadyLockwood92: We gotta help Poggifers.
DiscordianTokkan: @darkflame0994 Nah, just Poggifers
secretbranch: caillou, is that that kid who's four?
falcn120: omg....
LadyLockwood92: AllDeleteCaillou
jdkirkham03: wow
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Naarius: benginOh benginHeck
TheWarbo: i see mama hazoret text
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: nice setup
mishotem: rofl
AtrusOfMyst: What a dramatic camera angle
TheWarbo: nooooo mama hazoret went away
jdkirkham03: nice
atlr: heeheehee
Naarius: Have we discovered the 6head?
darkflame0994: just zoom in all the way to the cyndaquil!
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ptay313: Ben got that Megamind giant head thing going on lol
InfiniTokens: We can see none of one Ben, and far too much of the other, so it balances out?
ashteranic: caillou had the theme song that James listened to 420 times this morning on his stream
falcn120: didn't recently Paul get Ben good when he was having fun with his webcam
secretbranch: mted
secretbranch: muted
MegaDosX: Olivia muted!
TheWarbo: muted
TheWarbo: muted ASMR benginUroPog
MegaDosX: Still muted!
secretbranch: still muted
darkflame0994: the mic's revenge!
chaostreader: @falcn120 It was in a highlight reel.
DiscordianTokkan: Still muted!
Naarius: I'll assume that was a string of profanities
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back
AtrusOfMyst: Ben, the Sun Crowned
falcn120: @chaostreader ooo I'll have to go back to see it again, thanks!
darkflame0994: oh gawd Ben's Become Escanor!\
TheWarbo: Ben "Heliod" Ulmer
MegaDosX: Blinded by the Ben!
atlr: my eyeeeeeeessssss
darkflame0994: who made him the Lion sin of Pride?!?
LadyLockwood92: If only Ben could be so Grossly Incandescent.
DiscordianTokkan: He hast Ascended!
drcthulu: this is because of all the coin flips isn't it?
chesul: I think Ben is more the Sun Clowned, than the Sun Crowned.
TheWarbo: everyone knows Heliod is Ben's favorite God in all of MtG lore, right?
darkflame0994: aaand now he's hellboy
Pocalem: A little too warm for Ben
secretbranch: BOOMPILE
LadyLockwood92: B o o m p i l e
DiscordianTokkan: Become Incandescent? NAY, BENcome Incandescent \[T]/
asthanius: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
secretbranch: Pogliacci
DigitechWire: LOL
MegaDosX: Wheeler, I think you'll find Paul is a wizard
AtrusOfMyst: yes it is wheelerClown
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerClown wheelerClown
LadyLockwood92: Ben has been stranded in the the Red Zone
KWardJenx: How bloody appropriate. Olivia gets Boompile
Super_Sophomoric: wheelerClown wheelerRanch
secretbranch: he has no nose
falcn120: Ben that is terrifying
LadyLockwood92: Horrifying.
AttackCowboy: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
MegaDosX: So now he's Purphoros?
gnome_friend: Time for GANGNAM HELL
falcn120: your bottom lip is glowing
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsGRIN scoopsGRIN
atlr: gahaha
InfiniTokens: Actually he does!
darkflame0994: Depending on color shift... Ben is either Tibalt, Hellboy, or the girl from the ring
bluewaterbaboonfarm: WELCOME TO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL
Naarius: As voiced by Danny DeVito
dylan16807: op, op op
niccus: the gummy version of gingerbrute
serramarkov: Nonononononono the mouth! lrrSPOOP
AtrusOfMyst: I didnt know Gummy Bears came in Flannel flavor
Dish_KP: can we add eat me you coward to quotes plz?
DigitechWire: damn is this Ben's mtggothsquad submission
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Gritty in Smash, you cowards!
TheWarbo: hahahahahah
LadyLockwood92: Did Wheeler turn into GlaDOS?
DigitechWire: HAHAHAHAHA
secretbranch: oof
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
InfiniTokens: TOO LATE
Dish_KP: Ben looks bootyful
TheUnknownPoetB: @bengineering You looked like the Virtual Boy screen there for a moment. lol
TheWarbo: CHUT WINZ
darkflame0994: And now Ben is God from one of those cheesy 70s/80s bible movies
mishotem: BUST CHUT HAS YOU
asthanius: Ben looks like an album cover
secretbranch: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
MegaDosX: Ben's camera looks like a bad album cover
HeraldBFC: He looks like a Guevara poster
LadyLockwood92: BisexualPride LesbianPride GayPride TransgenderPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
sonic_danno: Ben looks like a late 90 punk music video
atlr: darn
bluewaterbaboonfarm: now we know whats behind the curtain
A_Dub888: lrrBEN rayfkSanic lrrBEN
Electrodyne: Been looks like a band poster
InfiniTokens: Ben looks like a flashback of an old video
Naarius: benginOh benginNo
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you.
Dish_KP: Ben I heard you're in the market for a new sushi boyfriend.
bluewaterbaboonfarm: fiona apple
Dish_KP: <3
AtrusOfMyst: Greatest hits of the Teletubbies Sun
LadyLockwood92: Thank you for being here Olivia~ TwitchUnity
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream everyone! Was good fun!
Super_Sophomoric: Ben's new Folk music album cover
darkflame0994: getting some beatles vibes
mishotem: Thanks for the entertainment!
KWardJenx: Thank you Olivia!
atlr: than you for the smules and guffaws
AllTheWeasels: Take Care y'all
TheWarbo: ben has a very when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and why the hell do i know the whole title
falcn120: have a good night everyone!
TheWarbo: look
falcn120: thanks for the games
Super_Sophomoric: Thank you guys!
MegaDosX: Take care everyone! Later!
asthanius: TEETH
LadyLockwood92: Stay Safe~ TwitchUnity
mishotem: goodnight all
tergonis: bye nerds! thanks for the stream
TheWarbo: byyyeeeee
darkflame0994: night everybody
Electrodyne: nighty night LRR peeps and Chat Friends
Griphon17: I now want to play mtg headbands
serramarkov: G'night all!
Juliamon: Goodnight Paul!
TheWarbo: good night paul
NotCainNorAbel: lrrPAUL Good night Paul.
philippekav: bye Paul
zuchen_120: goodnight