PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Oh, that would explain why I was all, "Wait, where do I do that?"
Arclight_Dynamo: Imgur is my go-to solution.
serramarkov: I'm very happy today- I got to play Pathfinder for the 1st time yesterday irl with real people, we were all masked up, liberally hand sanitizing and having fun, it was great!
PharaohBender27: I mean, in any case I'd probably have to go through a bunch of hoops to the point I'd miss the start of the show. I might just later post it in the LRR Discord, which I know I can do
Arclight_Dynamo: Imgur is super easy. Go to the website. Upload the image. Copy the image URL. Post that URL.
Arclight_Dynamo: No account needed.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh, really?
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep.
Juliamon: Yeah you can just paste the screenshot right into the upload window
Arclight_Dynamo: The website was built by people trying to solve this exact problem.
Arclight_Dynamo: Bingo! Also, YIKES.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah, thus why I was asking, "Has anyone else had this issue!?"
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, if you want to paste just the image, right click it > click "View Image" > copy that URL.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Arclight_Dynamo and @Juliamon
Juliamon: I don't think I did anything, but sure, you're welcome
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I mean, you were sort of telling me how to use Imgur at the same time as @Arclight_Dynamo
PharaohBender27: I figured that deserved a bit of credit
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @ElementalAlchemist ! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
ContingentCat: !findquote touch
LRRbot: Quote #742: "I touched the ro-butt..." —Alex [2015-09-25]
ContingentCat: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #932: "The great thing about this is that I think it would be easy to add a shitload of WHOOPS!" —Alex [2015-10-23]
PharaohBender27: Curious if lrrCORI will have a new virtual background this session
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itomeshi: Thanks for the HyperMayhem @scarbble
Snowcookies: !findquote adventure
LRRbot: Quote #1530: ""Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
PharaohBender27: Ah, always interesting when a Spud! quote shows up :D
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MAPBoardgames: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #6439: "Even Dale can't prepare for Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-30]
PharaohBender27: @LRRbot O_o
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PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I watched the VOD of yesterday's AC Island Tour and saw I tuned out too early :p
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Dale, Jacob, Cori and Andy are playing Best of Intentions - Episode 3 📷 ||
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone looks very excited :D
Unanan: I am early Poggers
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Despoiler98: have they said how many episodes this run is going for I dont remember
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so
IbunWest: I don't recall them giving a number.
serramarkov: Not that I'm aware of.
Despoiler98: cause with the Inn it seems like theyre set up for a pretty long one like 8 or 10
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I figure this will go for as long as it goes
itomeshi: Probably until Dale kills them all. :)
corianderd: p sure it's 8
IbunWest: If the last episode is anything to go by they're going to be in for a looooong campaign. feenLUL
Sarah_Serinde: Cool thanks Cori
Despoiler98: #telldale
corianderd: but things change
Despoiler98: Hi Cori! :D
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zoe_myr: happy day. I just got the ok from my gender therapist to get my bottom surgery! thanks to the pre community for being so supportive
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Sarah_Serinde: And Dale isn't actually out to kill everyone all the time. Paranoia is different :p
Sarah_Serinde: zoe_myr Ooh congrats! TransgenderPride
GhostValv: jimqui1Rahaan
nohaar: fast af boi
serramarkov: Congrats, @zoe_myr !
zoe_myr: thanks
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Dale is always out to make things interesting - whether that involves killing players or not is a case-by-case thing
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Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
PharaohBender27: katesDance
thx_but_i_quit_socketing_: paranoia was a great stream
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Dale also wants his players to have fun, so I'm pretty sure he won't be angling for deaths unless that would be fun for them
Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't mean deaths won't happen, but still
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Calaban161: Dale is a Helper
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PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Touche
mercano82: Cori has a new bar.
KV1NN4: Aaaa Cori your BG! XD
Sarah_Serinde: Hah sweet background Cori
GreayStone: Hello to the all seeing lrrPAUL !
Anubis169: Cori <3
ContingentCat: oo new lrrCORI background
Snowcookies: Hi Paul!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Dale, lrrPAUL , Jacob, lrrCORI , and Andy! lrrHEART
SirFunky: wow dales voice is like honey to the ears
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2478 patrons for a total of $14,852.88 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right and in case you didn't see them last time...
PharaohBender27: Also A+ background lrrCORI
Sarah_Serinde: !inn names
LRRbot: Hauler had a lot of excellent ideas for the name of the party's inn.
MAPBoardgames: I want to hear more about the ghost cat. lrrSPOOP spinaPog
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Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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xantos69: cheer50 Hello Dice Friends!
PharaohBender27: That's . . . a lot of name ideas
IbunWest: feenS
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
noSmokeFire: oh that's GOOD
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha I missed that
Sarah_Serinde: sergeJustRight
Despoiler98: Banger Alert slytqDance slytqDance lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: katesDance
ADTalks: lrrCHKN lrrDARK
IbunWest: juzBanger
Scarbble: woop woop banger alert lrrSIGNAL
Despoiler98: katesDance katesDance
noSmokeFire: does this music count as "industrial"?
Alas_Babylon: eh... it could?
PharaohBender27: @noSmokeFire katesShrug
noSmokeFire: what is a genre? a miserable pile of secrets
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
ritchards: !jacob
ContingentCat: ooo secrets
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MostCallMe__Tim: yo
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noSmokeFire: patches is made of bacon confirmed
mercano82: Saved my Bauxite.
Despoiler98: safety lectures
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul tiltyhYAS
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Despoiler98: I KNEW IT
PharaohBender27 gets ready for lrrCORI 's face game
kalira77: jacob looks so happy to be getting safety lectures
plummeting_sloth: staring Andy Cownden as Robin Williams as Marcel D'Tharshk
Wrexadecimal: Purple! Flame! lrrBEEJ
mercano82: Green fla....., Oh, right, no PAX this year.
ContingentCat: Good News!
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Sarah_Serinde: I mean, there is PAX, it's just online
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: O_o
Wrexadecimal: PowerUpL lrrSPOOP PowerUpR
mercano82: Initiative? We are getting started early tonight.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
plummeting_sloth: signs signs everyone a sign
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
Despoiler98: :D
Wrexadecimal: Patches is giving me a big C3PO vibe.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Jacob I love it
Sarah_Serinde: !inn names
LRRbot: Hauler had a lot of excellent ideas for the name of the party's inn.
ContingentCat: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: SO inspired
plummeting_sloth: I for one hope the name of the Inn is To Be Determined Inn, or TBDN for shirt
Despoiler98: Omg those names
Sarah_Serinde: plummeting_sloth To Be DetermInn'd
Sarah_Serinde: Or just without the d
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
zed_alpha: Did you win?
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Despoiler98: CHEESE it the Fuzz!
Wrexadecimal: Jacob enigmaLUL
aerohydra: the hubris
plummeting_sloth: @Sarah_Serinde I had an improv troupe named TBD for like 2 years because we just never got around to naming ourselves
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hopefully the Inn will be here by the end of the session lrrAWESOME
RvLeshrac: Dale "Help me help you live in interesting times" Friesen
Mr_Dirty subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
Mr_Dirty: Jacob should have all of his rolls be done by Dale in secret. "You think you did well"
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plummeting_sloth: oh no, they're being attacked by roving bands of question marks!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I just want what's best for you. | not at all forebodingly
LRRbot: New quote #7153: "I just want what's best for you." —Dale, not at all forebodingly [2020-08-24]
ContingentCat: Corgo169 lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: Was going to suggest hillock, and then Andy beat me to it :D
Despoiler98: hat of light!
plummeting_sloth: she headgears at you, menacingly
Sarah_Serinde: Totally not hostile
ContingentCat: yeah nothing hostile in 7 question marks
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL are they fighting someone with a Halo?
plummeting_sloth: CUSTOMERS!
Despoiler98: oh dear
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: I continue to love Hauler
noSmokeFire: socket! that! ogre!
plummeting_sloth: Usually. There was that one time
Phailhammer: We can't let them know we SIT!
Despoiler98: yes undead "salvage"
ContingentCat: What's the exchange rate for a giant pilliar of fire?
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat NOT good
Nemo_Rasa: yes, they come to trade in those salvaged fires
plummeting_sloth: thats good radio Andy thank you
Arclight_Dynamo: Any chance we can get Jacob's and Cori's volumes increased to match Dale's and Andy's?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL How many nights can I stay for a "Stab you in the face?"
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun I mean.....I think as many as you want if it works
plummeting_sloth: poop angel fire is a 3rd level spell, it is possible
noSmokeFire: (for those playing at home, holding your turn is not strictly part of 5e rules, but Dale is flexible)
Nemo_Rasa: Dale seems to be storing these ideas away for later use
NimrodXIV: Jacob you should know better by now. lol
TheAwkes: Old rules are now house rules. This is how these things work.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fwoosh!"
Despoiler98: GHOST CAT
PharaohBender27: That darn (ghost) cat!
ContingentCat: katesLurk lrrSPOOP
Fenrikson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
Fenrikson: 45 months of Dale saying yes and bad things happening…each completely unrelated to the other, always a joy to watch
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plummeting_sloth: We'll keep the light on, but also bar the door
Despoiler98: boooo
niccus: that's another name, They Want Inn
plummeting_sloth: no, they are the kind of windows that are walls
mtvcdm: Any window can open if you throw something at it hard enough
Despoiler98: mmmmm delicious glazed windoes
ContingentCat: 11? are they asymmetrical or does the door have a transom?
kalira77: in before goodpot goes ham on someone for messing up the inn
Arclight_Dynamo: "Pour quoi pas les deux?"
MostCallMe__Tim: lol, thats what google gave me too @Arclight_Dynamo
nanostul: Did you ever see the latin lesson in life of Brian?
Arclight_Dynamo: @MostCallMe__Tim Heh, that's from my head. I'm in a French university degree program. :P
Snowcookies: all they want to do is eat your brains
Despoiler98: Spanish and French being romantic languages have a lot of similar spelled/sounding words
plummeting_sloth: they are mindful undead. They've been doing meditation
MostCallMe__Tim: @Arclight_Dynamo Nice
Despoiler98: and yoga
ritchards: Run for the hills!
Despoiler98: lol
plummeting_sloth: Marcel will end their non-lives
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Thus "San Monique"? Kappa (sorry, watched the latest From Rewatch With Love" episode today)
Despoiler98: I'm calling zombies Dummies in my next D7D game
gualdhar: so kind of dale
Snowcookies: They aren't unreasonable, no one's gonna eat their eyes
ContingentCat: katesThank ?
kalira77: i love jacob's facial expressions literally any time dale does something
T2_zain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Dummy Undead or Dummy Thicc Undead?
ContingentCat: yes?
Scarbble: the clap of the brain meats is alerting the hordes
MidgardSerpent: wild magic for prestidigitation?
Despoiler98: Aw poor honest Jacob
plummeting_sloth: careful, it sounds like these folks are practicioners of Hat Magic
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Being attacked by the fancy hat squad
Nemo_Rasa: @loadingreadyrun porque no Los dos
Arclight_Dynamo: Good job Jacob. :D
aerohydra: noted, still punished
ContingentCat: noted Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] I didn't want to tell you this. I want that noted. | to Dale
LRRbot: New quote #7154: "I didn't want to tell you this. I want that noted." —Jacob, to Dale [2020-08-24]
itomeshi: I <3 the Wild Magic zone concept.
Sarah_Serinde: I heard "a spell"
ContingentCat: same
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now]Damn my honest face.
LRRbot: New quote #7155: "[now]Damn my honest face." —Jacob
Scarbble: we love a 17
plummeting_sloth: do the hat people have to worry about that?
Despoiler98: Wild magic goes off on a 20 right?
Sarah_Serinde: !modquote 7155 (Jacob) [now] Damn my honest face.
LRRbot: Modified quote #7155: "Damn my honest face." —Jacob [2020-08-24]
plummeting_sloth: Dale, that was a The Hold Steady lyric
Twilight_Spark: Wow, remarkable specificity. I love it.
Despoiler98: dang Dale paint me a picture
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL *Traditionally* I believe Wild Magic fires on Crit failure. This Dale Wild Magic may be different, though lrrAWESOME
Snowcookies: Dales fires at both extremes I hope
plummeting_sloth: unlike WRFP, where Chaos magic triggers on doubles
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, that's hostile.
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun @telldale :P
ContingentCat: to paraphrase Derek "TTRPGs are a theatre of the mind"
GhostValv: distracting shot?
PharaohBender27: Define "quite a ways"
plummeting_sloth: Hauler Hauls Ass
Arclight_Dynamo: Stomp out the arrow? The zombos are attracted by the flame, I think.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's how these hat people control their horde.
TiagoToledo: Haulin' brass
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: Hauler: NO object permanence
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey look what we have
plummeting_sloth: Tip's Hat, Def'Orge
Sarah_Serinde: !inn map
LRRbot: Cori made a map of the party's inn from Best of Intentions:
gualdhar: Hauler is a literal baby confirmed
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 The warforgers forgot to program Object Permanence
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 coding error
ritchards: I've been to Hobbiton!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: :D
Despoiler98: this is all fine
TiagoToledo: cool cool cooll, no doubt no doubt
PharaohBender27: So on that link, where would the front door be? For orientation
chaostreader: What is the range on a bow? It’s like 200 feet right?
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Top right.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Thanks
Arclight_Dynamo: The purple things are doors.
Revelia: the vengogre is coming
CraziestOwl: Is 100 feet close?
Despoiler98: poor Jacob
plummeting_sloth: "I'm going out now... I may be gone for some time"
Arclight_Dynamo: @CraziestOwl 100 ft is about 30 m.
CraziestOwl: Thanks
Despoiler98: We have this thing called Moxie
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Vent the gas!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL You always want to watch for an ogre coming up the backside
plummeting_sloth: Oh hai Mark
Snowcookies: How do we know this ogre is a bad ogre?
chaostreader: Um. Wild magic? I assume?
Despoiler98: oh no
novrdd: *kiss* *blushed* then i ded :p
Scarbble: oh you....
plummeting_sloth: I mean, they are on the "bad people" color of the initiative tracker
gualdhar: oh no
JohnLockeCole: Oh you
Arclight_Dynamo: "Je tu vois."
Despoiler98: OH NO
Snowcookies: je te vois
Despoiler98: phew
Arclight_Dynamo: @Snowcookies I thought it might be...
novrdd: turns out blowing a kiss is very effective!
kalira77: plus hunter's mark?
kalira77: or was that the +3?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Snowcookies Certainly this isn't a "vous" situation. :D
Twilight_Spark: Sorry, where was the d6 from the mark/did he wanna use the hero point? Just trying to track.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
JohnLockeCole: Jacob, love the neverwinter nights shirt
noSmokeFire: windows are a thaumaturgy thign
Despoiler98: PUT OUT THE ARROW
Despoiler98: dang
JohnLockeCole: I know you can't see me but appreication still matters
Fruan: Mage Hand is probably what you wanted in this instance.
Scarbble: Twilight_Spark , the d6 is extra damage
Twilight_Spark: Ah, got it.
Despoiler98: :D
F1SHOR: nothing can go wrong with this 😂
Despoiler98: very nice
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, brassy. :D
TiagoToledo: What a play!
Sogheim: bold move
HorusFive: I mean, to be clear- yes he COULD snuff it out too.
Snowcookies: Poor Jacob
HorusFive: He chooses not to
TiagoToledo: Patches is the smartest man alive
HorusFive: (Does Patches go by he?)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL this whole "barricade the door and be well defended inside" plan is working great
Arclight_Dynamo: Paul: I think they've locked themselves out at this point. :D
plummeting_sloth: a heroic effort at hot potato
chaostreader: @arclight_dynamo I mean the windows are open.
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun The best Defense is a good running strait towards danger
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
Arclight_Dynamo: @chaostreader How long, though? I feel we have a certain ladle-wielding dwarf in there who might close them. :P
PharaohBender27: So, is Patches Jason Bourne?
Snowcookies: Cool crossbow burn mark
plummeting_sloth: Your cross bow now adds +1 radical damage
LoadingReadyRun: Patches does have some memory issues
Snowcookies: Crossbow does +1 to looking cool
Despoiler98: Cori :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Snuff it?
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp.
TiagoToledo: Just move 49 feet Kappa
chaostreader: I don’t think they will move far enough to reach Jacob? They started 300 feet away?
ContingentCat: not at all suspiscious
Revelia: so not a level 2 rogue otherwise you would get bonus action to dash?
Despoiler98: wow
LoadingReadyRun: Revelia I believe he is Rogue 1 / Bard 2
Despoiler98: @Revelia no they started at level 1
Nemo_Rasa: panpipes that double as a bludgueon
HorusFive: Anything an adversary holds in DnD is "treasure we don't have yet"
Arclight_Dynamo: Gun? Gun.
HorusFive: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
noSmokeFire: thank you dale
Snowcookies: lewd
Twilight_Spark: stripGah
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
Zettabit_Fox: omg xD
niccus: a very small caber
Scarbble: oh my
ContingentCat: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
ritchards: !clip
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HorusFive: susdFS susdFS susdFS
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
TiagoToledo: Is this happening in the morning? Kappa
gualdhar: oh no
Mr_Whyt: dirty
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
SeiichiSin: Dale just trying to break his players now.
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
RomanGoro: GDI Dale
Mr_Dirty: I am into this
ruscobrog: Dale, master of words.
InkyGhoast: katesSir katesSir
SerGarretCameron: Definitely went to this club once.
Snowcookies: as it should be
Brozard: !findquote tip
LRRbot: Quote #1944: "Hodor: What are your hot tips on defeating the Alex?" —Cori [2016-02-22]
Mr_Whyt: some penicillin should clear that right up
Twilight_Spark: Not if he dc's he can't!
ritchards: Paul is working on it
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Snowcookies: I'm glad I'm not the only person with stream lag
IbunWest: lrrDOTS
Twilight_Spark: Is the orange in the center of the black or somewhere else?
ContingentCat: Hey Mods, should quote 1944 there be updated to be attributed to "Cori to Heather" or something since she hasn't gone by Hodor for a while
PharaohBender27: lrrDOTS
nanostul: what? you're wishing lag on others?
stevefromdetroit: moistHey @IbunWest
IbunWest: @stevefromdetroit feenLove
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 53:37.
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TSSaloic: Four-Tea Won Moths!
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EldarLuin: And Patches is grateful.
Snowcookies: Like that time James tried to set a mansion on fire
Snowcookies: in Minecraft
nanostul: I thought he did a pretty good job of lighting it on fire...
PharaohBender27 sneaks off to dinner
novrdd: fayyyaaah
PharaohBender27: But first can't remember if I posted this or not :p :
Arclight_Dynamo: 240 over two turns
Arclight_Dynamo: ?
noSmokeFire: dashing is just an extra move, so 60 feet a turn
FenrisSchafer: Dash doubles move, not quad?
Snowcookies: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4392: "Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?" —Graham [2017-10-11]
Tiber727: Dash is normally just a 2nd move.
Arclight_Dynamo: Enh. House rule.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
noSmokeFire: quad move is a 3rd edition thing, unless you're a tabaxi
FenrisSchafer: Fair
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noSmokeFire: but it doesn't matter that much, really
Snowcookies: Jacob must be used to playing 3E
Sarah_Serinde: Nothing wrong with talking about the rules as long as you're not trying to tell the streamers they're playing wrong :)
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Snowcookies: Like the YouTube comments do Kappa
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL having flashbacks to Dande lrrAWESOME He would be there and back by now :)
gualdhar: omg Dale
Scarbble: "Insertion time!" -Dale, now
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun dande could've gone and gotten them all coffee
Mr_Dirty: Did Dande have a warforged kid?
kalira77: lol, andy's d6 sounds like it weighs a pound
ContingentCat: wheat dammage? is Marcel gluten intollerant?
Despoiler98: stabby stabby
lirazel64: One DM at a time, please...
JohnLockeCole: Dale: I don't know how your character works Also Dale: Corrects Jacob about how Andy's Character works
nanostul: It's a shame he didn't ride a chandalere rope up to the roof...
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure it's hard to keep track of 3 PCs plus a bunch of NPCs. Plus Andy is less familiar with D&D than Jacob so Dale has probably paid closer attention to his character
noSmokeFire: Hunter's mark *does* apply for each attack, but I doubt Dale balanced this encounter to murder them without the extra d6
Snowcookies: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #224: "Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck pegaBooty
JohnLockeCole: lrrbot on point
stevefromdetroit: @Sarah_Serinde i can barely keep track of my dog in the back yard, so doing all that is heckin impressinve
JohnLockeCole: oh Sarah_Serinde That wasn't a critique that was a Praise, I love that dale always knows things, regardless of how much he talks about knowing
Despoiler98: yay 20
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, did not come across that way
Despoiler98: :D
Snowcookies: There are zombies on your lawn
Despoiler98: get off ma lawn
Sarah_Serinde: Snowcookies lrrWOW I have not thought about that song in a LONG time
Twilight_Spark: oui!
EldarLuin: ow
Despoiler98: O.o
Juliamon: oofa
Snowcookies: oh mon dieu
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
SirFunky: ooohhhh that stubgs
plummeting_sloth: They Might Understand Giant
Scarbble: l'oof
HorusFive: SingsNote SingsNote
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL because this session is combat/mechanic heavy, please remember the Dice Friends "any mistakes are house rules" note
Scarbble: plummeting_sloth a+
lirazel64: @plummeting_sloth Hah!
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Sarah_Serinde: Also rules are harder to keep track of when you're also performing live
Despoiler98: lrrEFF
Zettabit_Fox: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: ONLY
HorusFive: "Unfortunately" he says....
SK__Ren: oh boy
Zettabit_Fox: Rolls 19 damage, that was bad.... :v
Arclight_Dynamo: Among... those dice.
Despoiler98: oh dear
gualdhar: what level are the players at?
Arclight_Dynamo: Among.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
ElementalAlchemist: ah
Arclight_Dynamo: @gualdhar It's on screen.
ElementalAlchemist: The moment when the party realizes their predicament
HorusFive: Oh good. We just need to wait him out to make several more of those dangerous looking shots...
niccus: just take 27 more damage, nbd
gualdhar: it is on screen, my perception roll failed
HorusFive: This is not a good plan
Despoiler98: :D nice
IbunWest: feenBrain Jacob
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sounds like that guys has weaponized his vest flair
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Paul
Zettabit_Fox: Sir, I only count 20 pieces of flair
Despoiler98: yes Cori yesssss
mercano82: Please, it's just Princess Leia. Mr. Princess Leia is my father.
Arclight_Dynamo: Buh-buh-body check!
ContingentCat: how much pot?
HorusFive: Sounds like a lot of pot smashing in Hauler's future
Despoiler98: Boarding action!
Arclight_Dynamo: Embark onto the ogre?
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Sarah_Serinde: I want to know who or what Donkey Kong is in this world
plummeting_sloth: let's klang like Danky Kang
HorusFive: Donkey Kong confirmed in canon
Arclight_Dynamo: "La Don qui Kongs."
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
TiagoToledo: I'm shipping Marcel with the ogre
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Donkey Kong existing in Eberon opens up a real can of worms
IbunWest: Another 15 damage.
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner and awkwardly shuffles himself back into the audience
Mr_Dirty: propose?
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun How big are the worms in Eberon?
Zettabit_Fox: can you multi attack in this?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JohnLockeCole: @LoadingReadyRun especially if the existence of Donkey Kong Requires the Existence of King Kong for Donkey Kong to be a reference to..... they could tag team
Arclight_Dynamo: "M'aidez! M'aidez!"
RvLeshrac: LoadingReadyRun: Opens up some opportunities for a cooper, though.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: dam
Sarah_Serinde: How...convenient?
IbunWest: gdqLemons
Scarbble: we like to party.
HorusFive: Non-lethal damage- just sticking out of her butt like a cartoon
PharaohBender27: UH. OH.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Sarah_Serinde: They sounded like *very* good signs
Sarah_Serinde: v inspiring
HorusFive: Bless you Dale- you're trying so hard to help them help themselves
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Shipping Marcel + Step Ladder//Deformed Ogre
SirFunky: dale gives you evrything you wish for...
PharaohBender27: HahaSweat
kalira77: isnt marcel... attached to her right now?
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh.
IbunWest: And on the roof of the inn.
Arclight_Dynamo: @kalira77 No, he didn't do that.
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeach
HorusFive: panicBasket
IbunWest: feenFine
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
plummeting_sloth: truly, the rosetta stone of understanding someone that's on fire
PharaohBender27: HypeFire RPGFireball
JohnLockeCole: IbunWest my understanding is Halfling Inn, Earthen Roof
kalira77: "some quickly"
IbunWest: The Reel Big Fish of Shamblers.
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha smooth transition Dale
HorusFive: smooth
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Despoiler98: Break trigger!
EldarLuin: "After these messages we'll be riiiiiiiight back!"
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Never get in a card game against a wizard.
Zettabit_Fox: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
Zettabit_Fox: doesn't seem too bad
PharaohBender27: katesDance
DigitalSeahorse: this song shigiSing so many memories
serramarkov: Loving this story.
stevefromdetroit: its a banger moistBanger
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
IbunWest: feenBanger
Despoiler98: oooooo yay RQ music :D
PharaohBender27: !RQsoundtrack
LRRbot: The Road Quest soundtrack by Big Giant Circles is available now! Buy it here:
PharaohBender27: Bonus points to anyone who knows/remembers which episode ending this track was used to great effect
stevefromdetroit: was it the onsen episode?
Blade_Tiger: I wanna say the hot springs episode?
EldarLuin: That dice vault looks so nice
Despoiler98: yeah that sounds right, like when the drone flies up out of the spings to the big shot of the huge forest
stevefromdetroit: i can hear beej's voice as the VO
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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stevefromdetroit: thats exactly what i was thinking @Despoiler98
PharaohBender27: Well now I'm tempted to double check the ending of the Onsen episode - I was thinking episode 11 when they were driving from Dredge 4
Despoiler98: @stevefromdetroit I think that was the best shot of the series
HorusFive: Do any of you understand her language?
Despoiler98: :D hauler hits things
IbunWest: Hauler SMASH
Despoiler98: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Despoiler98: I mean.......everythings smashable
ContingentCat: time to channel Link and smash some pots
PharaohBender27: @HorusFive My understanding is Patches potentially could, but they did something else for their action
Despoiler98: oh no
gualdhar: is this cart Link's dream?
IbunWest: Were there any rupees in the pots
EldarLuin: Much more entertaining
DigitalSeahorse: fun but all those antiques! :(
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Anything smashable is you try hard enough!
ContingentCat: meanwhile the potter starts crying
EldarLuin: Very true, Paul
Despoiler98: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: pegaAww pegaShy
chaostreader: Are you Yeeting or Kobeing?
HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 I just wondered how many languages we could learn "Oh God Help I'm On Fire" in this session
Despoiler98: you just Napalmed her
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
Sarah_Serinde: rude
ContingentCat: wow rude
Despoiler98: Napalm dont give a shit
HorusFive: It could be more on fire CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
JohnLockeCole: Fire is known to be quite distracting
ContingentCat: being on fire is really distracting
EldarLuin: oh wow
niccus: a very shove-y session today
PharaohBender27: @stevefromdetroit @Blade_Tiger @Despoiler98 So as I said, I was thinking of the end of Episode 11 (drone shot of them driving away from the dredge); bad news is I just checked the onsen episode, and it's a different track (I believe "Mountain Seclusion," but it could be "Northern Majesty," which uses similar motifs), so no bonus points, sorry lrrAWW
Despoiler98: dang
Despoiler98: :P gotta rewatch :D
stevefromdetroit: lrrAWESOME get to rewatch RQ!
DigitalSeahorse: PJSugar extra lumps
Despoiler98: :D Lets go Andy!
chaostreader: Read Pickaxe as Shovel.
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 @stevefromdetroit Well, glad you found a silver lining to that news! :D
Despoiler98: BAD Assssssss
KV1NN4: not 'down' for fighting some zombies, cos gravity? :B
HorusFive: Seconded. Oh wait, they can't see us
niccus: i would say the stream gives chat inspiration
EldarLuin: we're invisnable.
ContingentCat: wow that's really specific
HorusFive: House rule- item added to Bardic Inspiration List
DigitalSeahorse: that's handy and specific
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HorusFive: Living breathing no more, son
JohnLockeCole: this is a living breathing thing, breifly
AranMathai: Almost formerly.
DigitalSeahorse: HyperGravity
ContingentCat: sergeFall
PharaohBender27: How convenient! :D
JohnLockeCole: see see rangers can do area of effect damage ;p
ritchards: jlrrFall
EldarLuin: PopCorn
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
Sarah_Serinde: Dale
Mr_Dirty: See a doctor
JohnLockeCole: a Caber, I am invisioning
Mr_Whyt: dirty
Wrexadecimal: go on manokaSmug
Kikazi: katesLewd TwitchLit
ContingentCat: for whatever reason the clip button isn't showing up for me but I hope someone got that
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Flaming Caber toss would be an interesting sport
ContingentCat: Don't give the Scots any ideas
Sarah_Serinde: The clip button does that sometimes, for some reason. Refreshing generally makes it reappear
Brozard: It's no Ceiling Egg
Despoiler98: noice
HorusFive: I thought you said you weren't going to do anything cool Jacob...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Wrexadecimal: manokaOof Jacob no manokaOof
Twilight_Spark: stripLUL
HorusFive: Even better. lrrAWESOME
Juliamon: I think someone mentioned the clip button bug having to do with whether you opened the window before the stream started?
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Is it doing the thing where it won't even load? That's so infuriating
ritchards: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
Despoiler98: :D
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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EldarLuin: lol
Gulleko: eogHee
Sarah_Serinde: Dice Friends episodes go on Loadingreadyrun
Snowcookies: Remind me to rewatch this to get a quote of that
Sarah_Serinde: They're an exception to the rule
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon If you're referring to what I think you are, that's a different issue - namely, if you open before the stream goes live, the icon you need to click to even try to clip doesn't show
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 no the clip button just wasn't there, but with a refresh it's there now
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 No that's exactly what they've been saying was the problem
Twilight_Spark: Cube or sphere?
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Ah, so it was the issue @Juliamon was referring to - I was thinking of a different issue (also @Sarah_Serinde )
Scarbble: cube
PharaohBender27: *that was the issue
Zettabit_Fox: but?where's the but?
EldarLuin: I wonder what the magic number is... O.o
ritchards: I'm assuming a 1 does it
mercano82: I think it's just "Is it not 1?"
EldarLuin: oooooo neat
HorusFive: Every session- Dale writes down a number on a post-it. If you roll that number you explode
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I believe if you get a 1, then you roll on a bigger and more interesting table to determine what wild magic effect happens
Zettabit_Fox: i think Dale makes his own table
ContingentCat: or is it like the Steve bag and on some potential roll it's puppies?
Sarah_Serinde: If you don't roll a 1, you don't even get to the table
gualdhar: I tried playing a wild magic sorcerer, and realized the wild magic happens so rarely it wasn't worth it
Zettabit_Fox: that's right, if youroll a 1, you roll on the table. as per the rules
Scarbble: gotta use tides of chaos more
Scarbble: wild magic sorcerors are fun but you kind of have to have a DM into it too
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
JohnLockeCole: gualdhar yeah to do wild magic well you have to houserule it to happen more
Zettabit_Fox: we made a house rule to roll on the table every time xD
LoadingReadyRun: gualdhar ya, I kinda wish wild magic was more impactful
chaostreader: Did the shamblers fail their save?
HorusFive: F
Sarah_Serinde: :D
EldarLuin: O.o
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad Dale is enjoying himself
EldarLuin: Phrasing's important
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat And yeah, looking back I really should've recognized the issue you were talking about - that was a big old brainfart on my part
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we've never done phrasing here
PharaohBender27: THAT DARN CAT!
plummeting_sloth: that darn cat
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Read the room, Ghost Cat! This is not the time for shenanigans
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun katesLol
ContingentCat: katesLurk ghost cat was feeling left out of the fun
mercano82: And we'll never know if the woman failed her Wild Magic roll.
Snowcookies: HahaCat
EldarLuin: Hauler stealth?
Despoiler98: Ghost Cat, as always, dont give a shit
LoadingReadyRun: mercano82 maybe she was *trying * to cast a fireball and ended up turning invisible
PharaohBender27: "doesn't look like"
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure that's fine
EldarLuin: distraction!
Despoiler98: wow clerics using undead thats some evil shit
LoadingReadyRun: TBH this is a pretty great distraction
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 They're evil-aligned clerics Kappa (?)
Ignatiuspants: They could be clerics and also necromancers
Despoiler98: @Ignatiuspants are you a necromancer?
Snowcookies: Clerics are about life and death, they can perform necromancy if they wanted to
Zettabit_Fox: give in to the necromancy
chaostreader: I believe it’s to a creature you can see?
Snowcookies: IIRC, there is a domain that focuses more on the dead than the living
LoadingReadyRun: Andy "Shooting Firemen is Good" Counden
Sarah_Serinde: No I want to hear about these questions
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PharaohBender27: If it's that center hallway, yeah it's long
Snowcookies: Gnomes are like cats
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Snowcookies: In that they're small and cause nuissances
Twilight_Spark: It's okay, chat has plenty of salt to go around.
EldarLuin: PJSalt
PharaohBender27: @Twilight_Spark lrrWOW I mean, true but lrrWOW
Ignatiuspants: PJSalt
chaostreader: lrrCOW
SachielOne: Smash cut to burnt out warforged
Snowcookies: My fave kind fire
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure it's fine
Snowcookies: Did he?
e_bloc: Corgo222
PharaohBender27: Dale Remembers (tm)
EldarLuin: "21 Hp. Come at me."
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6274
LRRbot: Quote #6274: "I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say." —Dale [2019-08-05]
Snowcookies: must've missed that
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight armer class
kalira77: luckbag
Snowcookies: Aww, poor Marcel
EldarLuin: *trombone sound*
Kramburger: Arewe sure this isn't toon still?
EldarLuin: No, we're not sure... because both Marcel and Hauler have intelligence of 8
Zettabit_Fox: Meow
EldarLuin: so... comedy is ready
plummeting_sloth: no armor, but it is a flail proof vest
mtvcdm: !addquote (Dale) [now] You are not... currently... on fire... I don't think.
LRRbot: New quote #7157: "You are not... currently... on fire... I don't think." —Dale [2020-08-24]
chaostreader: This man may spontaneously combust.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Do the bad guys have to tell Dale as well?
EldarLuin: lol
Snowcookies: Of course they do, Paul
EldarLuin: they're mid high 5
Snowcookies: Especially if they have a custom Dale vest
Sogheim: everyone has to Tell Dale, Paul. Even you.
EldarLuin: Fnacy
EldarLuin: Fancy even
Snowcookies: Remember in the first session when they didn't have a healer? Now they have 2!
Wrexadecimal: The triple-strike! seabatPjorg
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ♪ I got a sword of iron and the other's steal, if the left don't get you the right one will ♪
EldarLuin: <3
Snowcookies: Ooh
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
PrancerInflatableReindeer: nice limmerick paul
Wrexadecimal: It's a little gnome lrrBEEJ
itomeshi: Gnome Time!
JohnLockeCole: There is no time like Gnome Time
ritchards: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1544: "I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his lrrEFF ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent." —Graham [2015-03-27]
Snowcookies: !findquote little gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
PharaohBender27 is katesScared for Marcel
plummeting_sloth: le oof
Snowcookies: Those are quotes about the same thing
Wrexadecimal: 12 != 0
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
plummeting_sloth: turn in your badge and gun and hat and vest
Snowcookies: "Get naked. Then follow me."
Ritaspirithntr: Not Paladin?
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
PharaohBender27: Hauler doesn't need your stinkin' logic!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: oh no
Wrexadecimal: Oh good carefr3Hey
MAPBoardgames: Jacob walked into that one
chaostreader: The turn invisible reads rouge to me.
itomeshi: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Ritaspirithntr: Oof
EldarLuin: insulation foam! Nuuuu!
Raurrrrr: pennyGreenflame ?
Ritaspirithntr: *yells* Green Flame!!
chaostreader: One of them is hurt!
Twilight_Spark: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kalira77: oh, bless
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Raurrrrr: slytqOhno
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob's face pegaAww
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
e_bloc: lrrWOW
IbunWest: feenDED
stevefromdetroit: worth it
PharaohBender27: Can't remember if I posted this at the time:
DigitalSeahorse: benginPray
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 You did. And if you're worried about clips being caught for highlights, we see them even if no one posts them in chat :)
SachielOne: Bad. Ass.
ContingentCat: um
Ritaspirithntr: Lovely scene right there
EldarLuin: with or without music?
Pheonix888: That dice role is all psychological, right?
IbunWest: coxSteven
plummeting_sloth: we can time how fast he strips in real time
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Huh, that's good to know, thanks :)
itomeshi: Nanana-naaaa, nanana-naaaaa
Snowcookies: Sometimes, you have to strip a man to know they are completely unarmed
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Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Get your hands off your wood and strip!"
AranMathai: Thanks for the HyperCheese @friendcomputer
EldarLuin: Thanks for the HyperGravity @friendcomputer
plummeting_sloth: "Do you have any special dietary or rooming specifications?"
Snowcookies: jlrrFacepalm
chaostreader: Hauler just forgets to warn the guy about the pit trap and he falls in.
Ritaspirithntr: Cori was given a PR job for a good reason!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I mean, guess I should've figured what with the many clips without titles you can find in the clips section, but I was operating under "better safe than sorry" guidelines :p
EldarLuin: am I the only one who sees the Myst "falling man" in the icon? HyperGravity
ContingentCat: I'm concerned about that last ?????? ininitiative
plummeting_sloth: okay start to tackle in the last direction you saw him in!
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Totally, nothing wrong with sharing them here! Just know that you don't need to :)
Twilight_Spark: There's only one way to help the undead.
Kramburger: no talk patches, he angy
Snowcookies: It's not easy being Undead
Zettabit_Fox: no pressure, just a 20
plummeting_sloth: *hears explosion, rings front bell* SERVICE!
ContingentCat: silly? here? noooo
Ritaspirithntr: Good luck!!
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnBlind
DigitalSeahorse: 1 is close to 8 isn't it?
DigitalSeahorse: no wait
plummeting_sloth: and you did catch a terrible cold
IbunWest: juzGG
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
NotCainNorAbel: lrrFINE
Snowcookies: We Win
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha tiltyhYAS
Snowcookies: Wow
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Snowcookies: Garyth?
LoadingReadyRun: Gyayrytyhy
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate that line being said in a very calm, straightforward voice
Snowcookies: uh huh
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Haulter
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler
Sarah_Serinde: Asking the important questions
e_bloc: gary th
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSmart ysbrydJacobVision
LoadingReadyRun: Snowcookies got there!
Snowcookies: I was correct
EldarLuin: You got it cookies
Kramburger: Can we buy the 'y' off you?
Ritaspirithntr: This is great!!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Kramburger: 'Normal is Weird' The motto for 2020
Kramburger: Toxic to whom'st?
DigitalSeahorse: wash your goo!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
gualdhar: yay war crimes!
Snowcookies: I'd do the same
ContingentCat: Geneva Conventions who?
Sarah_Serinde: ""customer""
gualdhar: I don't believe Geneva exists in Ebberon
Phailhammer: Geneva Convention? I barely know her!
e_bloc: jacob's gonna kill a man
Snowcookies: BBB
Ignatiuspants: They've angered the Better Business Bureau!
ritchards: Be Back Boon
Sarah_Serinde: :D
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Bed Breakdast and beer!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *breakfast
EldarLuin: lol he wants the beer. XD
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: always a pen
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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PharaohBender27: "This inn has an infirmary, right?"
Phailhammer: Patreon Dot Com: We Did This
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydHype ysbrydYheart
ElementalAlchemist: "\ysbyrdgames" --Jacob Bugress
Sarah_Serinde: (also
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahha
ContingentCat: katesLol
Snowcookies: lol
GreayStone: Hello again Paul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: I mean I used to collect the codes off the sides when danon still had that promo
DigitalSeahorse: ysbrydYheart lrrDARK lrrHEART pegaBooty
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - What a great thing to watch after a long day. Thank you.
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serramarkov: Thanks for the HyperLost @pharaohbender27 You're the best!!!
PharaohBender27: No problem, @serramarkov
RvLeshrac: "Right Now"
Nemo_Rasa: Fire, known pacifist
ContingentCat: !findquote Fire
LRRbot: Quote #5991: "It's a little bit of a forest fire, it's fine, go to bed." —James [2019-04-13]
EldarLuin: other then romance?
SeiichiSin: Time for a love story!
Snowcookies: Oh plz no
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands lucidLove
ContingentCat: let's not kinkshame she might be into being on fire
Snowcookies: James is on vacation
Ignatiuspants: The ogre can be an employee of the inn! I'll be great!
niccus: bold claim
e_bloc: I like DE better but P2 is great
EldarLuin: Yay! Jackbox!
ContingentCat: and Uno will be doing minecraft on hi channel at regular mine o'clock time
ContingentCat: *his
Terr0rc0tta: That is...ambitios
serramarkov: yay!!
RomanGoro: !uno
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lrrALEX
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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ritchards: Let's Nope is on the /live schedule
PharaohBender27: Schedule got lrrEFF ed
Juliamon: lrrFINE
niccus: The Long (Distance) Game
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Sarah_Serinde: Let's Nope, MtG, and The Long Game are all on the schedule page
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL jlrrDang
Mr_Dirty: Excel the long game. lets make formulas
Sarah_Serinde: Also: this Saturday is LRL!
DigitalSeahorse: yay
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, Dale, lrrPAUL , Jacob, lrrCORI , and Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 You got Jacob twice and missed Andy :D
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde DAMMIT
itomeshi: Stick the widget in a socket?
Snowcookies: The widgets have failed us
ContingentCat: Thanks for the stream Dale, Jacob, Cori, Andy, and Paul lrrHEART
Juliamon: Who do you blame when it's your own widget? The programming gods?
ContingentCat: are they being insufficiantly Nifty?
LadyEarlGreyWarden: Cheer100 Thanks for another great stream!
PharaohBender27: So thanks for the stream, Dale, lrrPAUL , Andy, lrrCORI , and Andy! (That should even things out)]
itomeshi: @Juliamon Programming Gods, the programmers who made the language, the programmers who provide the data, and/or yourself. Past you is often a dumb jerk.
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Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate that GhostOfACoffeeCup Also has a coffee cup avatar
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLGBTea LuvBlush
Sarah_Serinde: Look you gotta make sure you thank Friend Computer enough
ContingentCat: a l w a y s
Snowcookies: I love friend Computer
PharaohBender27: SingsNote I love Friend Computer . . . SingsNote
Xilats: ^
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Snowcookies: Thanks for the streams
Mr_Dirty: absorbed
ElementalAlchemist: Woo! See you all again next time!
Sarah_Serinde: And today's vod:
SeiichiSin: As always, remember, happiness is mandatory.
Phailhammer: cya :)
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Dale for knowing the episode I took that username from
ContingentCat: g'night all
GreayStone: bey
xantos69: Goodnight friends!
PharaohBender27: PrideWave
serramarkov: G'night all!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: night knight
corianderd: now I watch the VOD!
Kwannon23: HyperHex
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