TehAmelie: i thought that was weird
VmKid: Thanks for the HyperTiger @jozeevis
TehAmelie: like someone invisible used the !card command
FacelessManAboutTown: So hype for this! beginHype
FacelessManAboutTown: benginHype
TehAmelie: are we amped and/or hyped?
djalternative: no
TehAmelie: i'm ready for bed actually. but that's just timezones' fault
djalternative: why would we ever be that
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
ihlendrax: Mmm pizza. Nom nom nom!
djalternative eats a slice
djalternative: mystery tastes so good
ihlendrax: !findquote mystery
LRRbot: Quote #2370: "Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride." —Cori [2016-04-25]
TehAmelie: i'm jelly
serramarkov: I have NatGeo on in the background, and they're in Canada, so beautiful
djalternative spreads TehAmelie on a slice of toast
v_nome: Going for a walk resulted in seeing that my geocache was stolen. Still less upsetting than twitter. lol
Dish_KP: i made it?
TehAmelie: feels nice
Tzeeeeentch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
ihlendrax: Yay CanLander!
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
v_nome: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #824: "I need to touch a butt. I feel bad." —Alex [2015-10-09]
RegulusPratus: Sooooon?
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6522: "Babies can't feel guilt." —Adam [2019-10-26]
ihlendrax: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
djalternative: depending on your definition of baby, that has been proven false
Porsgaard81: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
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RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
v_nome: !decklists
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v_nome: aww
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AllGoodDogs: !tweet
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AllGoodDogs: !twitter
kvothie: !updog
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therealkenm135: yay fnpf time
BehindTheGnoll: hey hey
TwitchTVsFrank: echo?
Mythestopheles: hype!
eye_h_bar: Highlander yay!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nice use of the portraits
BTC1220: Carnage mom!
SAJewers: naeTATO
kvothie: canlander?! hype
DiscordianTokkan: Highlander hand puppets!
queenfounder: The google calendar said real magic cards but I didn’t really believe it!
clawlor_49: Oooh this do be good tho
grandmastersson: meat magic
drthvd3r: Good to see Alex here.
freshmaker__: real, fleshy magic
RockPusher: Wooooooo!
distrustingspectator: !deck
DiscordianTokkan: It puts the WOO in WUBRG, I think
distrustingspectator: !decklist
BrindleBoar: OwO
JaysonMaxwell: "Putting the UwU in WUBRG"
Electrodyne: Why does Serge's drawing look so nice and Alex's look so sinister, when in reality they're the opposites?
holz1994: Alex's Hand is dovescape?
Porsgaard81: Putting the Arrrr in Golgari.
zuchen_120: Omg I have missed canlander!
bcschles: I ordered from Card Kingdom recently and can confirm it’s woo in WUBRG :)
MegaDosX: You could do the social distancing elbow touch
azkovo: Shaking hands? In this economy?!
ElektroTal: this is some weird looking commander
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
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samconsumespie: i thought this was equipment not robots
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BearPsychologist: Serge is at an angle
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korvys: I don't know what's more tilted, Serge's camera, or me, looking at Serge's camera.
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @BearPsychologist well this way, when he taps his lands they'll be correct
BearPsychologist: Ah
grandmastersson: alex may wanna be careful with your hand
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
JokerBoney: gotta show the respect for 100c Singleton
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: So Serge is in the lead just a little
JokerBoney: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
ToastyLoaff: is the camera askew?
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Orzhov Enforcer [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/2] | Deathtouch / Afterlife 1
TheQuantumMechanic33: if the land is equipped with grafted wargear its not sacrificed when the land isnt a creature right?
Naarius: sm0l lrrSPOOP
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Izandai: o shit canlander???
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LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
grandmastersson: 1 knifey stabbist
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MegaDosX: The Orzhov Enforcer looks female looking at the full art btw
Arakasi01: I dunno who Borris is but he sure does have some equipment
monakai: Another 2 mana 1/1? Seems low power.
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
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norfofthewall: is serge like pitched up right now
idavise: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:04.
ElektroTal: serge has been cooped up for quarantimes for too long and the first chance he gets to play some cards he throws the entire points list on the table
manfred909: nettyMetal
ArchRequiemD: It shines
noSmokeFire: can alex get a smaller desk?
ToastyLoaff: no such thing as 'too metal'
Dog_of_Myth: Alex is pretty metal
EHarber1: return of paper highlander and alex heck yeah
Electrodyne: cellular, modular, interactive-odular. Ring ring ring ring banana phone
LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid — {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate this ability only if a creature died this turn.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: squires?
grandmastersson: why is your desk not the exact dimensions of a playmat
boopboopbiboop: lrrALEX lrrAWESOME
holz1994: I've missed seeing Alex play magic
samconsumespie: alex "no blocks" steacy
freshmaker__: who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Skirs-dag High-Priest!
Dog_of_Myth: Hola @ElektroTal
MegaDosX: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat At least some of the LRR guys refer to 1/2s as squires (in the same way 2/2s are bears)
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RegulusPratus: Man, I did an Eldraine draft the other day? Did you know Squires are not Knights?
blue_lore: I am glad I'm not the only one that missed Alex playing magic on stream
Izandai: PrideLaugh
blue_lore: and canlander is just icing on the cake xD
LRRbot: Flesh Carver [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Intimidate / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Flesh Carver. / When Flesh Carver dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is Flesh Carver's power.
clawlor_49: Shouldn't Alex be at 15?
TheQuantumMechanic33: seems good
StageMgrRob: Someone needs to update Alex's life total on the overlay
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
RaklarLS: jesus christ
eye_h_bar: Jeez Serge's deck
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
Headshotcatcher: hype! can't express how happy I am to have CanLander back
RegulusPratus: Casual Shops, nbd
RegulusPratus: What's the mortgage plan like on Mishra's Workshop?
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: Love being here! Go Alex! A Train all the way!
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kipory1: Oh man, I've missed powerful magic
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
stupidforgames: Thanks for the HyperHex @fanboy_of_bolas
LRRbot: Heartfire [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. / Heartfire deals 4 damage to any target.
Juliamon: ok !decks should be updated
ElektroTal: is this aristocra...
elah806: The name "walking ballista" always makes me think of "walking pneumonia," which makes me think that the existence of walking ballista implies a coming card just called "ballista" that will warp every format it touches
monakai: Powerful magic!
MegaDosX: !card grafted wargear
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
korvys: !card Fleshcarver
LRRbot: Flesh Carver [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Intimidate / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Flesh Carver. / When Flesh Carver dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is Flesh Carver's power.
LRRbot: Flesh Carver [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Intimidate / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Flesh Carver. / When Flesh Carver dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is Flesh Carver's power.
zuchen_120: !decks
Vulfe: I thought sadness was a special action!??
Izandai: It's like Bone Splinters, but an instant! And it costs 1 more. And it only kills creatures with 4 or less toughness. But it can go to the face!
Dr_fragenstien: what is donnybrook?
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Vulfe nah, sadness uses the stack
ChaoticObserver: laviniMath laviniMath laviniMath laviniMath laviniMath
Izandai: It can also dome planeswalkers, which definitely ain't nothin'
HesGotNoPants: I stifle your sadness, now you have to be happy about it
thraximore: oh SNAP canlander is back BAYBEE
Headshotcatcher: blocking is for mathematicians
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Dmc3628: ye ole poop snek
sblue333: Oh no! 2019 Magic!
ElektroTal: stonecoil doesn't get nearly the respect it should in eternal formats
MegaDosX: That's a thicc snek
DiscordianTokkan: Stonecoil's a House
ElektroTal: card is real good
mowdownjoe: Spice
Ukon_Cairns: danger noodle, with extra danger
norfofthewall: no it's a serpent
sblue333: Idk if Alex can beat 2019 magic
SaiaseiGM: It’s Charli SCS
Xx_JAG_xX: is that what replaced hover myr??
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a shame we've only seen the parts of Serge's deck without hovermyr
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Dr_fragenstien Noun. donnybrook (plural donnybrooks) A brawl or fracas; a scene of chaos.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: ysbrydPunjail
LRRbot: Barkhide Troll [GG] | Creature — Troll [2/2] | Barkhide Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Barkhide Troll: Barkhide Troll gains hexproof until end of turn.
Robot_Bones: its no raptor aquarium
SaiaseiGM: (Get it cause StoneCoil Serpent and there’s an artist who goes by Charli XCX)
ElektroTal: hey @LoadingReadyRun pick a set- legions, war of the spark, m12, m21
floki4242: is reptile tank Cut Rate version of Shark Tank
SaiaseiGM: Jokes are only funny once you explain them.
LRRbot: Supernatural Stamina [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
Reioumu: Did Alex just tap a mountain for that?
JokerBoney: Urborg
itsr67: urborg is in play
Reioumu: oh right
Reioumu: thanks chat
Reioumu: love you guys
JokerBoney: the play is good
Reioumu: Just got here
thraximore: Alex I LOVE your deck
MegaDosX: !card hissing iguanar
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
unarmedoracle: oh man rakdos crats! yeaaaaah
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
ipoddodd: :)
MegaDosX: OK so Serge is just playing good cards, good to know
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 3 damage. Iguanar is other creature
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Headshotcatcher: :)
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
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LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
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thraximore: if white noise is static, what is black noise? *thunk*
ipoddodd: Pawn of Ulamog is simply a flavored bear
AtrusOfMyst: Ready to pog in pain
MegaDosX: Looks like Judith's World Tour is getting off to a shaky start
gualdhar: I would love to try playing CanLander but man there are cards that cost multiple modern decks here
bl1ghtn1n6: brain, why must you say Pog of Ulamog
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Nah, just have a really raspy voice :p
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HesGotNoPants: does pain make a good foundation?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
jpss92400: @thesoundofwhitenoise can confirm lol
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Hehe, thanks JP
unarmedoracle: opposing creatures with first strike make for some spicy plays with aristocrats
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LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
thraximore: Thanks for the HyperSlam @merc16d
maduncan1976: Thanks for the HyperHex @merc16d
JokerBoney: @gualdhar it's all based on the deck really. like a workable version of Alex's deck here could easily be made
AtrusOfMyst: It's times like this I really wish Last Strike was a thing in non silver bordered mtg
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
spiffinn: both are "another"
MegaDosX: Come on Hidetsugu's Second Rite!
Headshotcatcher: !card tattered mummy
LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
itsr67: also 1 from stoneforge
spiffinn: oh nvm
thraximore: @MegaDosX can you IMAGINE
itsr67: serge needs to take 1 more from stoneforge right?
itsr67: cause iguanar sees it
Loonatic93: Old templating.
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
MegaDosX: !card hidetsugu's second rite
LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
spiffinn: yeah the "or another" got me
DiscordianTokkan: Canyon Slougghh
Diabore: isnt that a verdant catacombs?
MegaDosX: It would be such an upset if Alex had that in his deck and pulled it
Diabore: ah, urborg
synarchylive: Hit him it’s the second riiiiite
Electrodyne: I pity the foolamog
thraximore: :I
Vulfe: wow that's sick
MegaDosX: !card alesha, who smiles at death
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
lirazel64: Hot Eldrazi in your area!
flangdale: D:
MegaDosX: What a vivid image Alex
Reioumu: Hell yea lightning bolt
eye_h_bar: That's a pretty lightning bolt
ujai321: good old Lightning Bolt for exactzies
Izandai: O.O
iris_of_ether: Nice callback there
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
itsr67: that was a good crapshot
thraximore: that's one of my fav crapshots
Dish_KP: Rolling around at the speed of surge
DiscordianTokkan: That was a DANGED good Crapshot
Dish_KP: Serge*
Naarius: D:
MegaDosX: Here's a question though: is Serge running Kitchen Finks in this deck?
thraximore: SAY IT AINT SO
elah806: SERGE CUT HOVER MYR???
MrPolyK: F
TwitchTVsFrank: what?!
sblue333: Real character growth
tergonis: seeing Serge growing as a person
kvothie: chracter development
Fruan: Serge is all grown up now. I'm so proud.
camelwizard: Such maturity
catmoozi: !decks
ujai321: alex, we can see your hand on stream
MegaDosX: !card hover myr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
RockPusher: Who are you and what have you done with Serge‽ sergeSnerge
ElektroTal: the myr can only hover so long
Carsonogenics_: white boarder? psh, i have full white bolts!
drcthulu: Day since Hover Myr
A_Dub888: Who are you and what have you done to Ssrge!?
Reioumu: Alex be careful, we could see those cards when you looked
drthvd3r: It's only March 181.
bl1ghtn1n6: oh, so that's why 2020 is the way it is Kappa
synarchylive: Put in a white border hover myr
SnowBuddy18: it is 1pm?
Dumori: Happy Mry YEAR folks!
sblue333: !card Hover Myr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
Dumori: Dang it
Dumori: Myr year
synarchylive: Happy New Myr
Vulfe: who knows, maybe serge will go full circle and start playing Coretapper
ElektroTal: what do they call a vacuum cleaner on new phyrexia? a Hoover Myr
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
gualdhar: be best
FoxFyr: Happy March 180th everyone!
noSmokeFire: get in the wargear, mom
Dish_KP: My other bolt is an impeccable timing
Fanboy_of_Bolas: someone clip that
ArchRequiemD: Shoot mom now it's your only chance
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
MegaDosX: OK, here comes Alex also playing a good card
unarmedoracle: priest of the kitchen sink rules
unarmedoracle: aw come on
LRRbot: Priest of Forgotten Gods [1B] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice two other creatures: Any number of target players each lose 2 life and sacrifice a creature. You add {B}{B} and draw a card.
MegaDosX: Serge! How rude!
DiscordianTokkan: F
bl1ghtn1n6: oh hey, it's Cam, hi
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
Vulfe: always lightning helix the priest of forgotten gods
elah806: It's...about...sending a ,essage?
MegaDosX: I mean, you're not wrong @Vulfe
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
sblue333: Oh I love that little guy
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library.
odocoelus: Bit of glare on Alex's board, on his creatures.
sblue333: best doomed dissenters
MegaDosX: Holy shit Serge's deck
Dmc3628: ah a vigiliancia
LRRbot: Swiftblade Vindicator [RW] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Double strike, vigilance, trample
ToastyLoaff: vihilenche
MegaDosX: That thing is going to be frightening if it picks up much equipment
DiscordianTokkan: It's like a TINY Ebercleave!
BlightningHelix: I decided to do the math, and today's date is actually March 181st 0 PHm (Post Hovermyr)
DiscordianTokkan: *embercleave
Vulfe: i can't sleep at night because I have vigilance
elah806: Hover Myr has Fligilance
LRRbot: Orcish Hellraiser [1R] | Creature — Orc Warrior [3/2] | Echo {R} / When Orcish Hellraiser dies, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
dangerous_safety: ah yes, Vigilatte
bl1ghtn1n6: love that card
LarkSachrosis: The Keyword appetizer platter.
coachNelly: thanks for the march math everyone :D
Armyguy0: so we have Canadian Highlander Free for all, but when are we geting Canadian Highlander Pay-Per view?
LRRbot: Fecundity [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.
korvys: Dirty Kitty?
noSmokeFire: it's like giving a cat a bath
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
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Cavemanhar: chat wins in the long game Kappa
MegaDosX: Well they started playing Diablo II in The Long Game yesterday if that helps
DiscordianTokkan: I mean currently it's modded Diablo 2
Ballistic_Meatball: nice one Nelson
noSmokeFire: thanks for the peek, alex
PadawanTK16: Hey chat! hows it going?
FLAREdirector: oh, sweet, really? i had no idea they were playing D2
sblue333: Chat got u nelson
FLAREdirector: that sounds like fun
Izandai: PrideLaugh So earnest.
ElektroTal: poggifers
kamelion84: lol
ElektroTal: nelly.
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Pywodwagon: if one good thing came from this pandemic its poggifers
ElektroTal: poggifers.
VikingEngineering : Poggifers, what a champ.
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LRRbot: Bastion of Remembrance [2B] | Enchantment | When Bastion of Remembrance enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
magnolia_queenx: seeing people meet in person agin gives me such hope omg
MegaDosX: I thought that was Bastion, wow Alex has the new cards
Pywodwagon: oh hey ben you've seen that card all day
A_Dub888: !findquote poggifers
LRRbot: Quote #7047: "Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual." —Serge [2020-07-11]
josh___something: swol robot
Dmc3628: just a construct drone pumping iron
BrindleBoar: Hangarback Walker is Shoresy.
sblue333: wait Ikoria was 2020?
ElektroTal: my beloved beautiful son
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
ToastyLoaff: a robot getting swol
unarmedoracle: alt art for hangarback walker: the one guy from ninja scroll with the wasps
DiscordianTokkan: My booooooy
MegaDosX: Tajic's a beating
the_hacker_414720: :D
DiscordianTokkan: But But, Muh Legion
angus_the_chap: Yaaay! It's Alex playing magic! Been missing you on North 100 (though I of course respect your decision).
coachNelly: @unarmedoracle chef's kiss
the_hacker_414720: Confusion
JokerBoney: serge is playing 3 mana 3/2 legend tribap
5imian: is Shivam in the chat?
F1SHOR: the standard interactions i wished were good
ElektroTal: yes
Officinalis: !sir
5imian: sick
5imian: didn't see you earlier lol
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
ElektroTal: !quote shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5703: "There's nothing on the line but having good times." —Shivam [2019-01-11]
Vulfe: that's nice serge
the_hacker_414720: Mother of rune :)
VikingEngineering : Whenever I see tajic I'm overwhelmed with the urge to build a commander deck no one will want to play against...
sblue333: Shivam, noted FNPF connoisseur
LRRbot: Swiftblade Vindicator [RW] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Double strike, vigilance, trample
sblue333: !findquote Shivam
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Vulfe: just make up new keywords for it to have
ArchRequiemD: I want to build haste tribal in commander
korvys: Senor grill-sword
SaiaseiGM: Jeez, that’s a heck of a boardstate
sblue333: !findquote sauce
LRRbot: Quote #116: "I'll take any vector for getting peanut sauce inside me." —Graham [2015-04-10]
MegaDosX: Is Marsha a hollaback girl though?
MalBeam: i ain't no hangerback girl
ballesta25: !card mogg war marshal
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
SaiaseiGM: But is Marshall Sutcliff a hollaback entity?
ballesta25: Death trigger token from mogg?
MegaDosX: I know Serge likes playing powerful magic, but this is ridiculous! :p
MegaDosX: !card eliminate the competition
LRRbot: Eliminate the Competition [4B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures. / Destroy X target creatures.
Dmc3628: 5 mana and sac X
unarmedoracle: i've been arguing for balance for yeras
VikingEngineering : I've been wanting to build a '
lowman02: Fire Covenant says hello
unarmedoracle: years*
LRRbot: Flesh Carver [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Intimidate / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Flesh Carver. / When Flesh Carver dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is Flesh Carver's power.
Genderi: Oh my goodness that's genius
MegaDosX: !card balance
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Genderi: balance + 0 mana sac outlet = 2 mana wrath
lamina5432: I made a bw standard deck running kaya's wrath
JokerBoney: I've been messing with Orzhov Balance Crats
VikingEngineering : I've been wanting to build a 'pinatas' edh deck thats about finding a way to wipe your own board and all the creatures that leave tokens when they die
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
korvys: Uh, excuse me Nelson, I play Restore Balance in Modern :P
restokiki: !card zoran orb
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
restokiki: !card zuran orb
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
sblue333: wait y not wargear on vindicator
restokiki: balance + zuran orb = 2 mana armageddon
Dog_of_Myth: Swole bois
Reioumu: He wants prowess triggers
Pywodwagon: after playing on spelltable all day I keep trying to click the cards
Dmc3628: permanently growing vindicator
Reioumu: and protection
lowman02: @sblue333 tajic value
VikingEngineering : Mentor triggers
Halinn: Serge, Tajic protects from non-combat damage
sblue333: My bad Alex 😅
Dmc3628: most absolute unit
actionjb: He's a chonk and a half
MegaDosX: Tajic is a 6/4 now, that's pretty swole
Officinalis: Handsome Boros Dad
angus_the_chap: What is the non-Flesh Carver creature blocking Swiftblade?
lowman02: hellraiser
sblue333: !card Tajic
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tajic, Legion's Edge; Tajic, Blade of the Legion
lowman02: !card orcish hellraiser
LRRbot: Orcish Hellraiser [1R] | Creature — Orc Warrior [3/2] | Echo {R} / When Orcish Hellraiser dies, it deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
the_hacker_414720: XD
sblue333: !card Tajic, Legion's Edge
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
pyrojakk: drain triggers
circusofkirkus: bastion triggers
MegaDosX: And you drain twice as well
angus_the_chap: Oh huh, I had never clocked the existence of that card. Thanks chat!
Izandai: That's one fancy bolt.
sblue333: ah I get it now!
MegaDosX: Between the Bastion and Ancient Tomb, Alex may have an OK chance if he can keep making blockers
noSmokeFire: !card swiftblade
LRRbot: Did you mean: Boros Swiftblade; Swiftblade Vindicator
lowman02: oof that bolt's hideous, WB revised/4th only please
noSmokeFire: !card swiftblade vindicator
LRRbot: Swiftblade Vindicator [RW] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Double strike, vigilance, trample
Despoiler98: Whoopsie Doopsie
freshmaker__: *jazz hands* The aristocrats!
MegaDosX: Got a Disenchant in that deck there Serge? :p
Izandai: WOW
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Reioumu: Serge needs to have white bordered versions of everything he can in his decks
monakai: He's got us there.
actionjb: If anyone was on roids it would be the boros
ContingentCat: WOW
gizmofreak1: !card bastion of rememberance
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: I mean, magic is a thing, there's probably magical steroids
circusofkirkus: this explains SO MUCH
Mysticman89: so vascular
sblue333: Whoa Serge isn't doing the 45 degree tap, he really is growing
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Nelson
Dish_KP: *slips Alex a languish
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Loonatic93: And of rocket swords!
lowman02: Waterfront Bouncer--was on the anabolics long before Tajic
artyartillery: Coffee is definitely canon - it has a specific price in Guildmaster's Guide
Juliamon: +1/+1 counters are basically steroids
TwitchTVsFrank: is that a morph or a token?
gizmofreak1: !card bastion of remembrance
LRRbot: Bastion of Remembrance [2B] | Enchantment | When Bastion of Remembrance enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
boopboopbiboop: sergeHolyMoly Nelly
JokerBoney: @twitchtvsfrank manifest
Izandai: good lord
TwitchTVsFrank: thanks
thraximore: !card kalonian behemoth
LRRbot: Kalonian Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [9/9] | Shroud
Halinn: You just know Garruk is on a straight-meat diet, for the protein
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wait, Is Serge actually tapping his lands 90 degrees????
LRRbot: Kalonian Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [9/9] | Shroud
JokerBoney: alex extended the hand of pass
Electrodyne: perogies my derogies
Techmage12: Send these Children my best wishes^^
Dish_KP: Nelson's kids are planning the coup
Izandai: Yay children!
thraximore: hahaha
Reioumu: Nelson got taken out
ContingentCat: serge's tapping is sergeOffByOne with the one 90 degree tap
therealkenm135: small children
Fanboy_of_Bolas: love this
tergonis: halloo the tiny humans!
LarkSachrosis: Hi Nelson's kids
Dumori: Very happy kinder
boopboopbiboop: lol @ dish_KP
serramarkov: Nelson is loved
coachNelly: can confirm
InquisitorJL: happy tiny Nellie clones
Bladinus: The little humans got Nelson! D:
thraximore: sure excited me :D
Fanboy_of_Bolas: we can also confirm
goblinguidedog: Gotta love a good behemoth
DiscordianTokkan: Eets so beeeg!
MegaDosX: A 9/9 for 7 with Shroud? That's pretty exciting.
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
TwitchTVsFrank: kids love 7 mana 9/9s
noSmokeFire: put the counter on mishra's factory you coward.
MegaDosX: Could someone link the decklists again please?
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: Thanks @Juliamon
RegulusPratus: Mentor the Factory! Show it the ropes!
MadWolf1290: are these new arts (for the person pics)?
Loonatic93: Are the kid voice gone yet? I would like to know when I can put my headphones on, please.
Dish_KP: Its super heartwarming to hear kids run into the room screaming with joy, and Nelson calmly asking "Where's Mommy?" ^^ so patient.
JokerBoney: you're good @loonatic93
pyrojakk: Interesting juxtaposition of the two last comments in chat. lol
elah806: For me Tajic is inextricable from the moment in Bylaw and Order where Ben Ulmer establishes that he has perfect clean break poops
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When Vindictive Lich dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature. / • Target opponent discards two cards. / • Target opponent loses 5 life.
thraximore: pogChamp
Loonatic93: @JokerBoney Thank you! That frequency has a tendancy to trigger some anxiety issues.
circusofkirkus: ooooh yeah
MegaDosX: Wow
Murf13: love that lich
Professor_Rakor: Moving to Maine damage step.
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MegaDosX: And Alex takes another four from the Swiftblade?
sheer_falacy: so vindictive
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MegaDosX: And gets the plus three from the drain
thraximore: !decks
Reioumu: Did he get his drain?
MegaDosX: I think he should be at 12?
noSmokeFire: I want alex to have lava axe for the win
Reioumu: Alex drains for 3
JokerBoney: yeah
the_hacker_414720: XD
PigmyWurm: alex gain 3?
Reioumu: Looks right
pyrojakk: It is right
JokerBoney: did not gain left yet so at 12
MegaDosX: lmao Serge
Dish_KP: looks good
MegaDosX: Artistocrats, Serge!
sheer_falacy: you could learn a valuable lesson about attacking here
5imian: LOL Alex is just running away with this fucking game
LRRbot: Lust for War [2R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, Lust for War deals 3 damage to that creature's controller. / Enchanted creature attacks each combat if able.
5imian: this is great
the_hacker_414720: XD
sheer_falacy: the only one we really hurt is ourselves
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
5imian: that was so cloooose
angus_the_chap: Kaervek's Spite is spiiiice
MegaDosX: So close Alex!
the_hacker_414720: so close
5imian: oof
gibbsyrey69: no enchant removal...damn gg
Izandai: !card kaervek's spite
LRRbot: Kaervek's Spite [BBB] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice all permanents you control and discard your hand. / Target player loses 5 life.
sheer_falacy: should have asked if Serge wanted to copy it :)
Reioumu: That was real close
kenny_roberts84: Unearth would be good
MegaDosX: Yeah if you brought that back and chucked it in front of the Swiftblade, Serge would be dead before normal damage
Izandai: @kenny_roberts84 The lich is a 4-drop
JokerBoney: unearth cant Vindictive Lich
suladan_the_serpent_lord: why doesn't wheeler play eggs?
the_hacker_414720: XD
Electrodyne: Best line in the entire Altered Beast franchise
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
kenny_roberts84: Oh, even still. That woulkd be good in Alex's deck
SquirrelEarl: And pro-colorless doesn't work
MegaDosX: !card hangarback walker
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
MegaDosX: Yeah Hangarback's colourless, protection wouldn't work
Izandai: @kenny_roberts84 I'm absolutely certain he's playing it.
niccus: !card c\all of the death dweller
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Loonatic93: Are you folks saying that Colorless isn't a Color?
kenny_roberts84: OK cool.
Haroldholmes25: !card giver of runes
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Izandai: @Loonatic93 Yes. Because it isn't.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: why do we fall, Master Bruce.
the_last_hop: how much have i missed?
djalternative: Brown is def a color in magic
Electrodyne: Hey a commercial! Let's stretch and do 5 Beverage Curls for exercise
SirZapdos: Who won?
Izandai: Serge
JokerBoney: serge in 2
JokerBoney: game 2 was very very close
lowman02: dredge time baby
bobbymcbob33: Triumphant Surge
SirZapdos: I think Alex is 0-6 in matches I’ve watched. Sorry dude
bobbymcbob33: I mean
bobbymcbob33: Serge
JaysonMaxwell: This Song PrideLove
MegaDosX: Oh jesus Oko's not banned in Highlander? That's a yikes.
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Izandai: @MegaDosX Why? Card's fine.
josh___something: I've not seen aristocrats do particularly well in these streams
lowman02: @MegaDosX there are only dexterity, anti, and un-cards banned in Canlander
MegaDosX: I mean, I'm not super familiar with the format so it may be fine here, but it did get banned in basically every format, so >_>
Tooley1: oko is totally fine in vintage legal formats
Izandai: @lowman02 And conspiracies.
lowman02: @Izandai thanks
bobbymcbob33: This song tho
Izandai: @MegaDosX It wasn't banned in Legacy or Vintage.
JaysonMaxwell: @josh___something I'd mention that Cameron has notoriously bad luck with the deck, but even so - you're not wrong.
Eon71: I haven't seen Aristocrats be successful in Canlander yet, which makes me sad as it is my favorite style of deck
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @megadosx ancestral Recall, black lotus and Time Vault aren't banned either
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Juliamon: Older formats can deal with Oko just fine.
lowman02: @Izandai Shahrazad too :P
RegulusPratus: Cowardice! Unban Contract from Below
bobbymcbob33: Millennial bloop, more like millennial bop
Izandai: @MegaDosX This format has moxen, Black Lotus, Ancestral Recall, Time Walk/Vault... Oko is just very good.
Izandai: @lowman02 True, true. Also technically silver-bordered cards aren't banned. :P
unarmedoracle: aristocrats can be a powerful strategy when it works but it hasn't benefited as much as some other strategies from magic's power creep in recent years, imo
Izandai: It's also surprisingly difficult to play optimally.
bl1ghtn1n6: yeah, there aren't many new great blood artists
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @unarmedoracle it'll get there. It's an interesting strat that seems to interest WotC.
unarmedoracle: compare questing beast or gargadon to like, woe strider
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InquisitorJL: it never recovered from losing to Muscle Wizards
JaysonMaxwell: Agreed, I honestly had to pivot my aristocrats into a graveyard+reianimation and lean on the aristocrats for long game recursion to be stall outs. It's a bummer, but it's still my favorite deck.
Eon71: I kind of want to build a version based on the pioneer junk sacrifice deck
ihlendrax: Hey @elektrotal - with the boxing league, are you only allowed 1-for-1 swaps when opening boosters going forward? Or are all cards previously opened still in your available pool?
unarmedoracle: I have faith in the deck and it's fun to play, but it could use 1-2 more butchers of the horde or falkenrath aristocrats
Baxdar: doesn't help that no two blood artist effects have slightly different text. it makes the deck real difficult to pilot
Eon71: playing Bolas's Citadel
Electrodyne: Back when I was a boy, we paid $20 for a Moat, and we giggled like schoolchildren at our friends with Hatred/Raging Goblin decks
spartan029joshua: I can't wait for my Questing Falkenrath Aristocrat or Elder Butcher of the Horde
JaysonMaxwell: Baxard, you misspeled Fun lrrBEEJ
Voxlunch: bepis
Izandai: God I love Butcher of the Horde.
Baxdar: no I love it. its one of my favourites. but requires you to be on point 100% of thr time
JaysonMaxwell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
GirlPainting: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:50.
Eon71: are there deck lists posted somewhere?
GirlPainting: !downtime
Izandai: @Baxdar Especially when you have a Blasting Station or a Goblin Sharpshooter in play.
JaysonMaxwell: !updog
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ShaneLeeAtk: !decklist
InquisitorJL: it feels like a lot of the power creep is in midrange and then combo cards that are unlikely to break standard but can bust highlander
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Eon71: thank you
Izandai: Neon... Genesis... ...Frasier.
DiscordianTokkan: I STILL want a copy of Wheeler's playmat
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queso_gaming: The Vengebus is coming?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: these deck names!!
ShaneLeeAtk: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
JaysonMaxwell: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
leebenningfield: yarrr, two glass eyes
idavise: I just noticed no face cam
the_hacker_414720: Vengebus time :)
sheer_falacy: I don't think it's possible to explain that playmat
flatluigi: _venge_bus
TheQuantumMechanic33: Nelson is secretly just allison in a trenchcoar
ArchRequiemD: Explain it please
monakai: Good joke Alex.
sheer_falacy: what happened to player cameras?
the_hacker_414720: XD
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
dracanth: are there decklists available?
lowman02: is it harder to break manaless dredge in Canlander or break Martyr Proc
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
flatluigi: sheer: they're playing from home and don't all have cameras for both face and board
Izandai: I would be filled with terror if Ben discarded to hand size on turn 1.
TheQuantumMechanic33: !decklists
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
minksterella_: @lowman02 martyr proc is already broken
Silver_Kn1ght: Does anyone know how big the Arena Playmat is?
dracanth: thanks!
azureHaights: God I love Lunsford's LRRsona portraits
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: They are at their own homes. People usually only have 1 camera at home
sheer_falacy: fair enough
the_hacker_414720: Greed is good
LRRbot: Dakmor Salvage | Land | Dakmor Salvage enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Dredge 2
LRRbot: Stitchwing Skaab [3U] | Creature — Zombie Horror [3/1] | Flying / {1}{U}, Discard two cards: Return Stitchwing Skaab from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh no, the Dredge deck
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
lowman02: !card Skaab Ruinator
LRRbot: Skaab Ruinator [1UU] | Creature — Zombie Horror [5/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile three creature cards from your graveyard. / Flying / You may cast Skaab Ruinator from your graveyard.
flatluigi: as someone who has never played non-arena magic, remind me what dredge is
flatluigi: (watching on mobile or i'd google)
leebenningfield: The Vengebus is 😂👌💯
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ya, we have two cameras for everyone for the PPR, but that's a fairly complicated set up
sheer_falacy: dredge lets you draw cards from your graveyard, sort of
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: The Ruinator will only bring you to ruin
Electrodyne: I önce pîckëd a skaab
Vulfe: oh no, he said Vegas
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Electrodyne: It bëgãn to bléd
Izandai: @flatluigi A card with Dredge N that is in your graveyard allows you to replace any draw with putting that card into your hand and milling N.
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
PigmyWurm: Dredge- instead of drawing a card you can mill N cards from you deck to put the card with dredge from your graveyard into your hand
LRRbot: Survival of the Fittest [1G] | Enchantment | {G}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
lowman02: time to ratchet it up
flatluigi: thank you all
Izandai: np
MegaDosX: The Trophy!
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
kerbalized_: ooooofa
SirZapdos: That card is banned in legacy
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
the_hacker_414720: Trophy :)
niccus: how kind of nelly
RegulusPratus: Turned your enchantment to stone?
GirlPainting: what? basic swamp is banned in legacy? ^^
bobbymcbob33: How would you like some untapped black mana XD
freshmaker__: Urborg Alert!
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LariatWest: Just rolled in and saw Wheeler's deck name, I'm in love
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JokerBoney: ***urborg in play****
ToastyLoaff: Urborg toggle
MadWolf1290: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
the_hacker_414720: An urborg has arrived
MegaDosX: Too late Alex, that question was asked at least once last game :p
lowman02: what about the lesser known riftstone portal overlay
LRRbot: Murmuring Bosk | Land — Forest | As Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Treefolk card from your hand. If you don't, Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Murmuring Bosk deals 1 damage to you.
JaysonMaxwell: But why leaves? sergeThinking
freshmaker__: yeah people definitely wont ask with obvious info on their screen (:
DiscordianTokkan: @JaysonMaxwell Hahaha
MegaDosX: Funny thing!
MegaDosX: I vote funny
sheer_falacy: the stakes have never been higher
Electrodyne: Hey is that a regular Swamp in play on Wheeler's side or is Urborg in play? If only we had a notification
theaggrokrag: wheelerPog wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT wheelerGuts
the_hacker_414720: Uro time :)
minksterella_: wheelerUro wheelerUro wheelerUro
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerUro
Murf13: wheelerUro
Halinn: As you remind us at the start of every magic stream, the stakes have never been higher
DiscordianTokkan: benginUroPog wheelerUro
MegaDosX: Oh boy, it's everyone's current favourite Simic card
FacelessManAboutTown: Mink with the quick draw
flatluigi: ben's playing a yard order matters deck
LRRbot: Dakmor Salvage | Land | Dakmor Salvage enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Dredge 2
kerbalized_: graveyard order WutFace
LRRbot: Shambling Shell [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/1] | Sacrifice Shambling Shell: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Dredge 3
Izandai: Ugh. There's only one mechanic that I really wish never existed and it's graveyard order matters.
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
sheer_falacy: graveyard order mattering is such a bad design decision
the_hacker_414720: Here we go :)
TheQuantumMechanic33: the TROLL!
MegaDosX: Dredge 6 :o
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413th: oooohhhh paper 1v1!
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xantos69: Well he's popping off now.
sheer_falacy: but these are 20+ year old cards I guess
the_hacker_414720: THE TROLL :)
angus_the_chap: Uro has to be the best (maybe best non-pointed) card in this deck, right?
Izandai: OH NO
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
the_hacker_414720: XD
TheQuantumMechanic33: i bet gravetroll is the best non pointed tbh
MegaDosX: Holy crap
corpocracy: Does he play Oko?
xantos69: Well....both teams played hard I guess.
MegaDosX: Wheeler with the power moves
DiscordianTokkan: Bus is Coming
lowman02: @angus_the_chap would have to see if he's on Oko, but that card is better
Murf13: yes Oko in the deck
angus_the_chap: @lowman02 Yeah that's a fair call
redsevn: is oko worth any points?
MegaDosX: Next minute, Tormod's Crypt
lowman02: Oko is 0 points
redsevn: that seems wrong
sheer_falacy: how much graveyard hate is sorcery speed though
MegaDosX: Or a Bojuka Bog
InquisitorJL: how many times will the venga bus visit the desert bus this year?
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
lowman02: @redsevn it's not--but can see how it'd seem that way
lowman02: card is very good
hd_dabnado: BUS IS COMING
sheer_falacy: man, half the fun of canlander is watching someone drop a couple of thousand dollars onto a board
the_hacker_414720: XD
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
flatluigi: vengebus is coming
theanthonydee: B U S I S C O M I N G
gualdhar: !vengabus
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
ArchRequiemD: VENGA BUS IS COMING
MegaDosX: !card extractor demon
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: If you think Oko is a problem, you have never seen what a Canlander player can do with a Black Lotus. Oko is not worth points.
bobbymcbob33: Vengaus!
the_hacker_414720: So much selfmill in action
bobbymcbob33: *bus
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
FacelessManAboutTown: Well, I made it Vengevine, despite your directions
lowman02: Berserk is the Ben spice--that one shouldn't be there
minksterella_: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
lowman02: but I'm glad it is
rogerivany: I think Wheeler is playing dredge.
the_hacker_414720: It will come back igniWut
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: If you think Oko is a problem, you have never seen what a Canlander player can do with a Black Lotus. Oko is not worth points.
minksterella_: berserking a grave troll
thraximore: wheelerGuts
lowman02: Terravore?
minksterella_: oh baby
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deck already scares me
HyperMizutsune: Lord of Extinction?? Let's gooo
Loonatic93: !card lord of extinction
LRRbot: Lord of Extinction [3BG] | Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.
SuperWill123_: lytMADMAN les gooooo
TheQuantumMechanic33: !card Terravore
LRRbot: Terravore [1GG] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/*] | Trample / Terravore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.
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DoctorHutch: canlander ftw!
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LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
sheer_falacy: you fool, you're only adding to his graveyard!
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
LRRbot: Varolz, the Scar-Striped [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Warrior [2/2] | Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. / Sacrifice another creature: Regenerate Varolz, the Scar-Striped.
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
sheer_falacy: I'm surprised there's never been an Unset card that shuffles your graveyard
radioshackraider: Immediately 10000000% more hypes for Wheeler's deck. Varolz is so rad
angus_the_chap: Wow Sunken Ruins was a sick one, Wheeler can Uro
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
angus_the_chap: Yeeaaah
lowman02: are we lotleth gianting in this shell or going fair hollow tog beats
the_hacker_414720: Titan nature something wrath
lowman02: bring in dumpster kitty
minksterella_: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor
hd_dabnado: wheelerMor :(
Paranundrox: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor
ballesta25: !card search for survivors
LRRbot: Search for Survivors [2R] | Sorcery | Reorder your graveyard at random. An opponent chooses a card at random in your graveyard. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, exile it.
thraximore: wheelerMor
Haroldholmes25: wheelerMor
suladan_the_serpent_lord: quazaPalm
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor
kerbalized_: wheelerMor wheelerMor
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor sergeSnerge
Ominouslyominous: pls bring catte
sheer_falacy: that's a very fair mana cost for a 6/6 draw a card
SaiaseiGM: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMor
SirZapdos: Boo Uro boo
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
MegaDosX: You know, I was wondering if this was going to be a slower game than the first one
MegaDosX: I'm not sure it will be
LRRbot: Narcomoeba [1U] | Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Flying / When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.
the_hacker_414720: :( dance of the death
Izandai: Ben can still put a land into play off Uro, right?
flatluigi: 🎶
SaiaseiGM: That’s gross.
MegaDosX: Yes he can @Izandai , as the only effect replaced was the card draw
SaiaseiGM: In the good way.
lowman02: @Izandai yes
Izandai: Thought so.
bobbymcbob33: Free Jelly!!!
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
sheer_falacy: always important to put your totally fair land into play
sheer_falacy: it's card disadvantage, that means it's definitely balanced
5imian: !card vengevine
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
5imian: ah it's cast
LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / [−1]: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / [−3]: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
lowman02: feel like we're going to see a d return into giant next turn--but let's see how kind this next dredge is
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
kerbalized_: oofa
bobbymcbob33: oofa doofa
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
RegulusPratus: How did Nelson get both of those Planeswalkers to stop fighting each other
LRRbot: Shambling Shell [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/1] | Sacrifice Shambling Shell: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Dredge 3
MegaDosX: The flavour win from Nelson!
unarmedoracle: it is the veil cursed, after all
BoBrinkman: did I manage to miss Phantasmagorian? just got here
lowman02: they heard Oko was in Ben's deck--seems like good enough lore rationale to me
Silver_Kn1ght: They haven't stopped fighting, Wheeler is just collateral
TheQuantumMechanic33: what? that draw is sacrilige
sheer_falacy: all romance stories have taught me that fighting and romance are the same thing
sheer_falacy: for some reason I suspect real life has some differences from this
timetwister7: serge is correct
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
bl1ghtn1n6: Unearth says it "gains haste", so yeah the copy wouldn't have haste
MegaDosX: Oh my god, a Storm Dredge deck? Imagine that
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LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
monsieur_nick_tamer: Hey, i missed Canlander :)
bobbymcbob33: Same
bobbymcbob33: This is great :)
monsieur_nick_tamer: what is a Donnybrook?
doubleayrun: oh dang, a canlander stream featuring a lot of cool crew? heck yeah
sheer_falacy: thank you for revealing the back of the card you tutored for
TheQuantumMechanic33: can confirm thats a card
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with converted mana cost 2 or less from your graveyard.
sheer_falacy: isn't the card reader a human? Or is that changed?
kvothie: oh shit is this historic?
MegaDosX: All of the standard legal cards Wheeler has played are just the current standard nightmares
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
SirZapdos: Lurrus of the Dream-den. Killing in the name of
lowman02: @MegaDosX Canlander isn't a format built on the backs of well made cards :P
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minksterella_: thats hot
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
minksterella_: holy shit thats hot
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL LRR us
timetwister7: that's totes adorbes
bobbymcbob33: VENGABUS!
AlchemicalPanda: Nice Storm Count!
GatlingFish: wheelerPog
Bladinus: It's coming!
BearPsychologist: Oh that's the bus
sheer_falacy: gross
A_Dub888: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
MadWolf1290: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
TheQuantumMechanic33: soooo spicy
eshplode: Damn, that's beautiful
the_garfielf: the music is getting louder
secretbranch: b u s i s c o m i n g
monsieur_nick_tamer: Picantee
Vulfe: that was a beauteous line
bobbymcbob33: beebeep!
5imian: I feel like imma hurl
Eon71: nice plays! c
Inquisitor_Xian: spiiiiice
TheQuantumMechanic33: im in love
ArchRequiemD: Venga Bus is coming
radioshackraider: I mean it's quite clearly possible Serge
theaggrokrag: wheelerY wheelerH
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
ArchRequiemD: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
MadWolf1290: so... can I say just how much I LOVE that !vegna is a thing. lrrHEART
WhistlerWright: wheelerY wheelerT
sheer_falacy: I feel like generally if you play a foreign language card it's a good idea to know the wording
kerbalized_: wait what?
Pharmacistjudge: phantasmal image also copies mana cost
whoppernugget: Sick
kerbalized_: i had absolutely no idea it worked like that
timetwister7: pyroblast, not reb
lowman02: yeah you can muck yourself with push
subpopculture: Deep rule cuts.
lowman02: can target anything that is targettable
Vulfe: It's worded that way so that the Revolt doesn't change its legal targets
GatlingFish: that's going to ranch so many people once Kaladesh is back on Arena
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: That Vengevine play was so spicy that it made my internet hiccup
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, not legal Nelson
sheer_falacy: revolt doesn't trigger from you playing the same thing twice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: However, that would've been sick
lowman02: @minksterella_ is ben on Wonder
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
MegaDosX: You did get your Field of Ruin back though
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
LRRbot: Volrath's Shapeshifter [1UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/1] | As long as the top card of your graveyard is a creature card, Volrath's Shapeshifter has the full text of that card and has the text "{2}: Discard a card." / {2}: Discard a card.
theaggrokrag: iceice alex
timetwister7: graveyard order mattering NotLikeThis
kerbalized_: so just to confirm, Fatal Push can target any creature, but it will fizzle unless CMC <= 2?
MegaDosX: !card dread return
LRRbot: Dread Return [2BB] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flashback—Sacrifice three creatures.
coachNelly: @kerbalized_ kind of -fizzle specifically means counter
sheer_falacy: First ruling on gatherer is explicit about that
lowman02: The Full English, heck yeah bud
kerbalized_: Ooooh nifty
sheer_falacy: Fatal Push can target any creature, even one with converted mana cost 5 or greater. The creature’s converted mana cost is checked only as Fatal Push resolves.
kerbalized_: thanks nelly
kerbalized_: and @sheer_falacy
timetwister7: "2: discard a card" is a great line of text
Kyubikirby: with that wonderful Ron Spencer art
Vulfe: text-changing effects: quick! which layer are those in!?
Dish_KP: Woo! I'm back to a singleton set of all of arena. Stupid amonkhet coming out so soon after JMP
Kyubikirby: I love his work
Pharmacistjudge: actually fizzle is now the new term since they removed the "countered by game rules" text.. so it won't trigger things because a spell is countered
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, and Ben had a Phantasmal Image that dies on being targeted.
MegaDosX: So how much of Wheeler's deck is in his graveyard now?
corpocracy: Yeah, Ron Spencer is sweet
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
freshmaker__: Lettuce leaf?
Pharmacistjudge: no more multani's presence triggers for illegal targets
MegaDosX: Could you stifle it?
sheer_falacy: oh no Nelly's many counters
Vulfe: I mean, you can counter activated abilities :p
Vulfe: yes @MegaDosX
Loonatic93: Is Wheeler running Muldrotha?
lowman02: Voidslime it--the champion of stifles
jasperlion: What happens when you phase out an unearthed creature
MegaDosX: So here's a question. If you stifled the unearth activation, would it become exiled, or just remain in the graveyard?
sheer_falacy: oh you haven't done anything fancy shmancy yet? really?
MegaDosX: Given how unearth works?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Muldrotha is 6 mans.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Mana
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, probably no
Loonatic93: I know that.... I'm just curious.
unarmedoracle: yeah wouldn't want to get fancy schmancy with dredge
Redartifice: came in late- is it actually allison's deck, or is is it nelsons copy of
AtrusOfMyst: wheelerDroopy
Vulfe: the unearth trigger wouldn't resolve, so nothing would happen to the creature card itself @MegaDosX
jasperlion: What happens when you phase out an unearthed creature
MegaDosX: Good to know, thanks @Vulfe
Pharmacistjudge: he can still bazaar in response
MegaDosX: So it probably wouldn't be worth it
sheer_falacy: phasing isn't leaving a zone, right? phasing is so weird
Vulfe: yeah, they could just pay again :p
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
Pharmacistjudge: correct phasing is not a zone
whoppernugget: woah what's that extended frame legend in Wheeler's bin?
Pharmacistjudge: it's status, like tapped
sheer_falacy: please don't ask about wheeler's bin
therealkenm135: @whoppernugget leovold
sheer_falacy: it has 20 million things
Redartifice: i like how despite not being able to see faces theres an unmistakable nelson shadow on his play zone
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Canlander is not really a format where you see many 6 mana cards around. Unless they are particularly broken. Or you plan to reanimate them.
whoppernugget: spicy
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
jasperlion: Phase out unearthed creature? What happens
lowman02: why's there this giant pile of trash on half of Ben's battlefield
Rampgingturtle: If an unearthed creature is phased out, the exile trigger happens at end of turn but fails to exile the creature. The creature will then come back next untap forever
Dish_KP: Ben is the rootinest, tootinest, most professional cowboy in the Canlander scene! wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT wheelerH
MegaDosX: X to doubt
sheer_falacy: we're all getting ill
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
jasperlion: Thank you @rampagingturtle that’s what I was wondering
AtrusOfMyst: Dr. Wheeler 3: The Mana Clumps
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
MegaDosX: I like how a full third of Wheeler's view was his graveyard in that game
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therealkenm135: !card mana weave
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
lowman02: the ole mana weave
monsieur_nick_tamer: I hope they do this more regularly, I especially enjoy watching AristoCam playing Canlander
Vampiricsloth: i love dredge. i played a budgetish copy of gitrog for a big. was super fun.
JaysonMaxwell: House Rules - not even once.
MadWolf1290: WutFace
Halinn: If your mana weaving helps, you're cheating. If it doesn't, you're wasting time.
sheer_falacy: I would believe that that was once a magic rule
MegaDosX: Standard for kids making up rules for games
Pharmacistjudge: we had lots of schoolyard magic variants
lowman02: if you put a land every 3 cards and then shuffle--totally fair
zarcoplays: Hey it's Alex!
sheer_falacy: Look up how mulligans used to be
sheer_falacy: who even knows
Paranundrox: either it helps, and you're cheating
zarcoplays: If it helps, then it's still cheating....
Paranundrox: or it didn't and you wasted time
flangdale: Limmy!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's... not how random works
MegaDosX: Are the Royal Scions here?
RegulusPratus: Luck is a skill. Git gud.
ox42: ROWAN
sheer_falacy: a pound of gold vs a pound of feathers is the goofy one
Vulfe: That's like homeopathy for mana
Kreiseler: well TECHNICALLY kilograms are mass not weight
doubleayrun: whoa, a cameo from will kenrith
oliverontwitch: The definition of "random" is literally "it doesn't matter what the starting configuration was".
lowman02: The Knowledge is Crystallizing
RegulusPratus: Level up irl, put more points in your luck stat
Genderi: But his friends are so kind about it!
subpopculture: "dwarf accent"
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
thraximore: I Enjoy the Application of Knowledge
JaysonMaxwell: !venga
LRRbot: The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Venga Bus Warning for the entire viewing area. Seek shelter immediately.
Professor_Rakor: how......tightly packaged....
Loonatic93: Depends on the presence of gravity. Mass =/= Weight.
AtrusOfMyst: Ah, the proper application of knowledge...
fmerl: the feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
ArcOfTheConclave: how fast are you hit?
Robot_Bones: A kilo of steel feathers
MrScratch47: random is a state of mind man
Pharmacistjudge: weight and mass are interchangeable in this scenario as we assume gravity is constant.
Silver_Kn1ght: nice timing lrrbot, I just got a thunderstorm warning
MadWolf1290: Skyarmory?
MegaDosX: Have you ever heard of Skarmory Nelson?
shurtal: Jet Kilograms can't melt steel feathers
Genderi: You can steal feathers! :)
Nukified: lol
5imian: skarmory is a 10/10 Pokemon
zarcoplays: Serge is a pauper
DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah, Skarmory
Pharmacistjudge: peasant or Pheasant?
JaysonMaxwell: Right - why doesn't Serge have a "Peasant!" Emote yet :P
5imian: one of the goats
Maarlfox: Steel Wing is an attack in Pokémon, right?
5imian: yes @maarlfox
Redartifice: serge, hover myr has steel feathers
DiscordianTokkan: @Maarlfox It is!
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Vulfe: I need a Serge Protector for my computer
maikito2: Pokémon reference A+
restokiki: Are there free mulls in this format?
hidingbox: Hovermyr lol
lowman02: Why do you all pick on Serge so badly
5imian: @restokiki no!
restokiki: Thanks Alex and @5imian !
DigitalSeahorse: un peak d'art
jasperlion: He drew ornithpter
Professor_Rakor: London
Days_one: London.
MegaDosX: London Mulligan
sheer_falacy: the slightly less shitty mulligan
A_Dub888: Loncouver
bl1ghtn1n6: it was only a year
lowman02: I still call it the Paris mull and people look at me like a moron
Days_one: the combo Mulligan
JaysonMaxwell: March was a long year.
lowman02: I never remember the name of it
Vulfe: the steel mulligan
RegulusPratus: What, you never fell from low earth orbit into a piranha tank before? What kinda childhood did you have?
Professor_Rakor: It's only been 3 years since january
flangdale: time is irrelevant now, in the plague times
doubleayrun: london mulligan, france mulligan, underpants mulligan
Maarlfox: Before the Dark Ages.
bl1ghtn1n6: it got started last year
Pharmacistjudge: london mulligan was june 2019
LarkSachrosis: Friend of mine jumped off the backstop of a baseball diamond with no ill effects, later nearly broke his ankle stepping off a curb.
sheer_falacy: corn cob is a new one on me
Iperithon: in regards to things people have trouble wrapping heads around, it's like that statement "10 years ago, my sister was half my age, I'm 30 now, how old is my sister"
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeler is Dril confirmed
bl1ghtn1n6: I'm dumb
zarcoplays: what's your dumbsona
Maarlfox: Sister is 20.
lowman02: Ben makes money saying stupid things, right?
ArcOfTheConclave: Nelson turns into Serge
Redartifice: i turn into an ornithopter
MegaDosX: Stealing that idea for my D&D campaign, thanks Wheeler
bl1ghtn1n6: wait, it's still 2020, I did do my math correctly
monakai: Dipping into those Prestige classes.
suladan_the_serpent_lord: i love whirling dervish in foil
Vampiricsloth: whats the take on proxies in canlander? allowed or nah?
Carsonogenics_: this is himbo appropriation
DigitalSeahorse: pegaDrool
Lightningbro: I use the term "I've went full Potato" so I turn into a potato
flatluigi: poor serge
unarmedoracle: <-- tentpeg
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDroopy
thraximore: My Dumbsona is a... pine cone?
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
redsevn: bloodhound?
monsieur_nick_tamer: hey, where can i find the decklists?
F1SHOR: when i say dumb things im usually just being twitchchat.... slytqKnife
DiscordianTokkan: The Turner and Hootch one?
Cavemanhar: mastif
sheer_falacy: I'm sorry, the correct answer for any dog is "siberian husky"
DigitalSeahorse: a Hooch
5imian: my dumbsona is just a selfie
Vulfe: Fabled Passage for X=Forest
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
nsegle: saint bernard?
suladan_the_serpent_lord: !whirling dervish
NotCainNorAbel: mastiffs are bigger than st bernards (I've had both)
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerPig
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Napoleon and whatshisname?
shurtal: I go full broken lamp
niccus: a don bluth bloodhound
thraximore: Aristocats reference, love it
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
RegulusPratus: Can my dumbsona just be a philosophical zombie? Appears the same, but only the illusion of consciousness?
iris_of_ether: I think I'm 'squirrel about to get hit by a car'
Vulfe: your sylvan CARyatid is about to be stuck behind the Vengebus bud
MegaDosX: I love that Wheeler has the fancy triomes
Vulfe: they look so good in paper
Ominouslyominous: I am a coffee cup that tipped over into the keyboard.
redsevn: those triomes are so gorgeous
sheer_falacy: but a p-zombie isn't dumber than you, it's exactly the same in every way except ones that are completely undetectable
DiscordianTokkan: The Showcase triomes are A+
niccus: it's like three lands in one
freshmaker__: I got the Jeskai one in a pack. It was real nice
monsieur_nick_tamer: anyone know where I can find the decklists?
MegaDosX: The showcases are less impressive in Arena because the land art is truncated on the battlefield
therealkenm135: !decks
MegaDosX: I still love them though
Pharmacistjudge: i like showcase triomes, it saves me from having to get a borderless alter so i can fetch them faster
monsieur_nick_tamer: thnx
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: My dumbsona is that character from a junji ito story who read a whole library, but it's just the anime section
LarkSachrosis: You may have answered this question before Wheeler, but why german cards?
sheer_falacy: but the things in the background are if you're using selfie preserveration
suladan_the_serpent_lord: the earth is a disc
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
doubleayrun: the world is a vampire
LRRbot: Fiend Artisan [{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Nightmare [1/1] | Fiend Artisan gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {X}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
MegaDosX: I thought that was a Fiend Artisan
lowman02: @doubleayrun nah it's a bullet with butterfly wings
thraximore: I thought that was a FRIEND artisan
Electrodyne: because Volpertinger!!
LRRbot: Temple of Malady | Land | Temple of Malady enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Dog_of_Myth: #sponsor
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
LarkSachrosis: Of searching for the card you want.
Vulfe: re-gifted aetherborn
nsegle: the whole world crumbled
sheer_falacy: I mean, german is easier than a lot of other languages for english speakers
MegaDosX: I'm sure you could find an online course or something to learn German
sheer_falacy: to pronounce
Maarlfox: I too the globe.
F1SHOR: and better foiling then american cards i hear
LarkSachrosis: Neat!
zarcoplays: "get them out of my house"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: A savior common!? Good find
FoxFyr: I started doing that with french cards a while back, because they were marginally easier to find than german
DiscordianTokkan: Like, I would absoLUTELY love a German foil Fungasaur
Pharmacistjudge: all aetherborn are gender neutral I think
zarcoplays: ^^
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: This is one of the reasons I use untapped.gg on Arena, so I don't have to remember everything in my deck :p
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
Days_one: TriggerTouch?
zuchen_120: Stinkweek Imp is my fav in my Izoni edh deck.
pktt: stinkbeats
sheer_falacy: we get very little insight into the inner selves of magic cards, we can only see what gender they present as except flavor text
Dog_of_Myth: Folienmagiekarten
Vulfe: for my next trick, I will turn my deck upside-down, but slowly
LRRbot: Vraska the Unseen [3BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [5] | [+1]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to Vraska the Unseen, destroy that creature. / [−3]: Destroy target nonland permanent. / [−7]: Create three 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The fact that magic is becoming more comfortable with gender neutral characters is great
LarkSachrosis: I actually have some Portuguese and French cards a friend brought back from GenCon ages ago.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Deathtouch that is entirely limited to combat damage.
DigitalSeahorse: I can read the letter that looks like B
DigitalSeahorse: it means IN
kvothie: kinda weird. here in brazil people dont like portuguese cards lol
LarkSachrosis: And some Japanese cards my sister brought back when she studied abroad.
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
possummtg: Burrito Alive?!
lowman02: deck's got to be bad if you just play a card that throws 3 cards in the bin :P
Maarlfox: He attac, he blok, but most importantly, he dredge.
zarcoplays: it's entomb with replicate
sheer_falacy: it's an awfully complicated deck
TheAwkes: But where do I find Flemmish Magic Cards?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade camazoComrade
MegaDosX: My internet hiccuped again, what happened to the Fiend Artisan?
sheer_falacy: Vraska
possummtg: @TheAwkes Belgium
Dmc3628: 5 mana Vraska popped it
Vulfe: Vraska -3
Naolis: Vraska looked at it
RegulusPratus: Does Bury Alive Narcomeba just work?
MegaDosX: Ah, thanks
Robot_Bones: Inside you there are 2 cowbells
hidingbox: Got vraska’ed
Eon71: numotSAX numotSAX numotSAX
lowman02: @RegulusPratus if you're in the department of 1/1s
Pharmacistjudge: works
lowman02: also works with Fact or Fiction
lowman02: which--well rarely comes up
Maarlfox: You can also Entomb Narcomoeba in order to make a surprise blocker.
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
LRRbot: Narcomoeba [1U] | Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Flying / When Narcomoeba is put into your graveyard from your library, you may put it onto the battlefield.
goblinguidedog: This humming and carrying on is reminding me of my Boy Scout days
hidingbox: Dump grave troll?
LRRbot: Prized Amalgam [1UB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, return Prized Amalgam from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.
Eon71: liveyard? LUL
control_rig: I'm sorry... from your "live yard to your graveyard"?
GatlingFish: Ice Cream sandwiches are incredible. You can always count on them to be good no matter where you are
hidingbox: I actually thought this maybe what is dumped!
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
sheer_falacy: poor Vraska, what did she ever do you you besides a little murder :(
LRRbot: Vraska the Unseen [3BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [5] | [+1]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to Vraska the Unseen, destroy that creature. / [−3]: Destroy target nonland permanent. / [−7]: Create three 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
Halinn: This "Golgari Grave-Troll" thing is pretty good. Maybe WotC should think about limiting where and how many copies of it you can play
MegaDosX: Five mana of creatures for three while also putting the Grave Troll in the yard, not bad
possummtg: Dat cackle
Pharmacistjudge: a buried alive resolved and nelson isn't just dead
Bladinus: LuL Alex
Redartifice: dammit alex i was halfway typed on that
DigitalSeahorse: xD
thraximore: your laugh is one of my favorites ever, Alex :)
PaperDoopliss: Alex's laugh gives me life
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
TwitchTVsFrank: "buy" a boat
goblinguidedog: “I should hire a strange man in a blue robe and sail around”
sheer_falacy: can you be a pirate while social distancing
sheer_falacy: I feel like it's a relatively intimate occupation
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
lowman02: Mirri's Guile, big woof
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink elfunkCat
lirazel64: I love hearing Alex laugh...
RomanGoro: sheer_falacy only if you eat enough lemons
MegaDosX: Holy cow
Nyxjbm: Alex’s laughter in the background is always everything <3
ox42: !dredge
doubleayrun: @sheer_falacy only if you QuARRantine
lowman02: obviously didn't dredge weave his deck
sheer_falacy: or a card that cares about how many creatures are in your graveyard?
hd_dabnado: !card Ruination Rider
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
secretbranch: berserker
zuchen_120: !decks
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: This definitely seems more even than last game
LRRbot: Silversmote Ghoul [2B] | Creature — Zombie Vampire [3/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, return Silversmote Ghoul from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice Silversmote Ghoul: Draw a card.
Robot_Bones: I liked that little Ben laugh, like somebody poked his belly button
lowman02: looks like an Arabian Nights Juzam from here
sheer_falacy: that ghoul is very dark on the battlefield
zuchen_120: Aww, no Lotleth Giant. That's a fun card. I saw him playing that card on mtgo some weeks/months ago.
MegaDosX: Silvermote and Uro is a good combo as well
MegaDosX: Silversmote
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
sheer_falacy: it's like sylvan library!
sheer_falacy: but not
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
ChampBlankman: !decks
MegaDosX: !card golgari grave troll
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a wall of text
control_rig: Ah yes the Questing Beast issue
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
timetwister7: fun fact: if you reanimate a grave-troll, it counts itself
monakai: Blah blah blah blah blah blah Dredge 6.
Pharmacistjudge: Dredge 6, no text :P
Genderi: Golgari Grave-Troll: 5 mana 0/0. Dredge 6
Dmc3628: it has a wall of text but the only facet most cared about is dredge 6
Halinn: Dredge 6 and no other text
sheer_falacy: it's not as bad as questing beast
Countjondi: the power doesn't matter much either for his deathtouch
sheer_falacy: low bar, I admit
ballesta25: A 0/2 with pseudo deathtouch
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
LRRbot: Pernicious Deed [1BG] | Enchantment | {X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with converted mana cost X or less.
Dmc3628: pile of nukes just sitting there on Nelly's side
monakai: Though the +1/+1 counters come up in combo manaless dredge, with grave troll and flayer of the hatebound.
lowman02: feel like this ones going to 3
LRRbot: Prized Amalgam [1UB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, return Prized Amalgam from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Silversmote Ghoul [2B] | Creature — Zombie Vampire [3/1] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, return Silversmote Ghoul from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice Silversmote Ghoul: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
sheer_falacy: surprise!
redsevn: casting GGT? is that legal?
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Countjondi: a 5 mana 3/3, what a broken card!
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
JesusOnSegway: Wait, you can cast Grave Troll?
Vulfe: (doom)
LRRbot: Doom Whisperer [3BB] | Creature — Nightmare Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Pay 2 life: Surveil 2.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: oh boy
thehokeypokey: I think nelson should be at 19
Maarlfox: That ain’t no Craw Wurm.
Redartifice: @redsevn i will make it legal /palpatine
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
TwitchTVsFrank: 19
Maarlfox: 19
Vulfe: pretty sure nelson just said he was going to 19 and then 18 was entered into the life counter
lowman02: This is def where running the Jund build with Breach in it comes in handy
DigitalSeahorse: xD
sheer_falacy: come back some time, like right now?
LarkSachrosis: Pizza Time™
MegaDosX: Nice joke Alex
LRRbot: Gravecrawler [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Gravecrawler can't block. / You may cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
RegulusPratus: I think Nightmare Demons can probably live inside teeth
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
sheer_falacy: you can't skip the vote! What happened to democracy?
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Maarlfox: The Amonkhet cycling lands seem like they’re pretty good in Dredge.
Maarlfox: I think that’s right. I am not a judge though.
radioshackraider: The Amonkhet Bicycle Lands are just good full stop
MegaDosX: One plus one plus two plus one
MegaDosX: DAMNIT NELSON
subpopculture: MATHS!
secretbranch: clue is such a good movie
e_bloc: two plus one plus two plus one
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [−3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [−7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
sheer_falacy: planeswalker.deck
MegaDosX: Well that's a card
lowman02: getting muscled on here "{
lowman02: :P
DigitalSeahorse: Clue also has multiple endings
sheer_falacy: did not expect that to be a link
shurtal: If a train leavs Nelson's brain doing maths at 7pm pst, and it's got flames painted on it, how long will it take to reach a definitive conclusion, if Nelso is at maximum raditude?
MrScratch47: I can't take any more scares
secretbranch: flames
secretbranch: on the sde of my face
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
secretbranch: heavy
e_bloc: I'm going home to sleep with my wife.
secretbranch: deep
secretbranch: heaving breaths
Countjondi: 3: put this card into the graveyard
sheer_falacy: what a good ability
RechargeableFrenchman: Communism was just a red herring
Countjondi: This is looking like a game 3 situation
kvothie: 1 regenerate and u are fine, but if u regenerate 3 times u are dead. yeah thats how it works
MegaDosX: Are we going to see the fabled second hard casting of a Golgari Grave Troll?
e_bloc: the problematic but funny at the time "I thought they called men like you a fruit"
Maarlfox: Ben just trolling now.
LarkSachrosis: Does Dredge do anything if your Library is empty?
lowman02: @LarkSachrosis doesn't work
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
e_bloc: @LarkSachrosis you can't dredge cards you don't have
lowman02: you need the # of cards per dredge #
LarkSachrosis: Can't replace the draw trigger then.
e_bloc: aka what lowman said
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
BearPsychologist: Golgari Trolling
sheer_falacy: trolling and winning are very similar
e_bloc: if you ain't trollin', you ain't winnin
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
Murf13: fair
Eon71: LUL
noSmokeFire: no, no, we deserve it
Maarlfox: I mean with the Grave Troll, lol.
MegaDosX: Wheeler and dunking on Twitch chat, name a more iconic duo
tastymcnuggett: wait the vengebus is coming?
GreayStone: 50% will always disagree
yukiakko: i really missed these events c:
Dmc3628: Adam dunking on said chat? is my iconic duo
martypunker: Serge, no.
sheer_falacy: I mean, LRR twitch chat is a bit better than the average (low bar)
Murf13: booo Serge
Days_one: the problem with trolling in the current environment is that people will just believe you,
Halinn: He sent you those rage comics in confidence!
tastymcnuggett: boooo
RegulusPratus: Pfft, just Death Wish for a Contract from Below like a champ
noSmokeFire: trading life back and forth
Loonatic93: Remember when trolling was going out a fishing for waleyes?
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | Hissing Quagmire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: Hissing Quagmire becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
Eon71: lol
tastymcnuggett: giggity
lowman02: Clackbridge Troll is literally the card rep of that faery tale
hidingbox: The references lol
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
therealkenm135: !card clackbridge tro
LRRbot: Clackbridge Troll [3BB] | Creature — Troll [8/8] | Trample, haste / When Clackbridge Troll enters the battlefield, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Clackbridge Troll, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card.
e_bloc: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
secretbranch: Grave lol
sheer_falacy: oh no when did Kathleen pick sides
hidingbox: Summon Kathleen!
DigitalSeahorse: Alex, read 3 Billy Goats Gruff! It's goooood! elfunkCat also it's short
Peithoson: YeeHaw
lowman02: Being fair--and maybe I missed it how did we cast the Gravecrawler
lowman02: did we jam it from hand
lowman02: or bin
MegaDosX: So many land clumps in that dredging though
Loonatic93: Mirri's Guile's Theme.
Maarlfox: Hand.
LarkSachrosis: He has not even begun to tilt!
e_bloc: wait mirris guile is a 25$ CARD
lowman02: @Maarlfox cool, makes sense
DigitalSeahorse: 3 LRR goats here cause my sub expired today
radioshackraider: I'm not sure I want to see Wheeler tilted.
Peithoson: have we gone to Ibiza?
whoppernugget: I could see it in an enchantress EDH deck lol
MegaDosX: !card deadeye tracker
LRRbot: Deadeye Tracker [B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}: Exile two target cards from an opponent's graveyard. Deadeye Tracker explores.
sheer_falacy: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
lowman02: and it must be 2 cards
lowman02: it's really goddamn bad
lowman02: but I do want it to be good
LemonLemur: Im sure this has been discussed, I thought Allison’s Rock was abzan, did she cut white?
hidingbox: Grand total of 0
Peithoson: her rock was Golgari last I knew
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MegaDosX: Googling it comes up with a list with Kitchen Finks in it, so it's /kind of/ Abzan?
tastymcnuggett: <message deleted>who was the first round
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
MegaDosX: Wheeler won first round, Nelson won second round
LRRbot: Temple of Malady | Land | Temple of Malady enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Malady enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Peithoson: *tips fedora*
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard. Then shuffle your library.
Robot_Bones: Round 1 serge beat Alex
LemonLemur: @megadosx ah, I applied commander rules to it, thanks!
sheer_falacy: it's ok, there are only 92 choices
nsegle: lol
sheer_falacy: how hard could it be
e_bloc: entomb basic land
Murf13: wheelerDroopy
MegaDosX: Oh right, other definition of first round, my b
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
tastymcnuggett: <message deleted>thanks @Robot_Bones
lowman02: entomb the Hog--just give em the 8/8 grease we'll get there
MegaDosX: @LemonLemur I'm sort of kidding, since everything else about the deck is Golgari it's technically a Golgari deck
zuchen_120: party started = slams on the brakes lol
Peithoson: we're going to get pizza
Elevation_4000_FT: didn't rosewater say no?
sheer_falacy: how would you do a Zendikar set with no Eldrazi
monakai: The world wasn't ready for Bolster.
cryomancer20x6: It's so good to have Alex around more again. I started to really miss seeing him around
pyrojakk: I'm pretty sure when they first announced zendikar rising they said there would be no eldrazi
tergonis: they've directly said no eldrazi
Professor_Rakor: that's a very meaty skeleton
yukiakko: where can i find these decklists?
MegaDosX: There's apparently not going to be any Eldrazi in Zendikar Rising, but it sounds like from some of the creature types hinted at that we may see some of the effects of them being there
Dmc3628: well we're gonna find that ut next week
Murf13: wotc said no, but some evidence of them having been there
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Loonatic93: My big boi elemental is getting a forth color!!!!!! So hype!
croisvoix1: @sheer_falacy Zendikar and Worldwake
thraximore: !decks
JaysonMaxwell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
yukiakko: ty <3
AllTheWeasels: I just want flavor cards for my Rayami list - vampires or eldrazi, either one would be nice
Days_one: @sheer_falacy like the first two sets from that original block?
thraximore: np
space_turbulence: also two of the three 5itans are dead and one of them's in the moon on another plane
space_turbulence: *titans
sheer_falacy: but now people have expectations
croisvoix1: Zendikar pre eldrazi was cool and I was bummed by Rise of the Eldrazi
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Days_one: of no eldrazi
LRRbot: Careful Study [U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Days_one: yes
SirBiffaloEsq: Four mana 7/7
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
JaysonMaxwell: "Theoretically dead, for a given metaphysical definition of dead"
LemonLemur: @megadosx no I think you are right, I am pretty sure I looked up the list on tapped our a Looooooong time ago, and the finx would have listed it as abzan on the site
MegaDosX: Imagine if Emrakul the Promised End had dredge
Fruan: Eldrazai no, Horrors yes. "Horror" was a creature type that they used for eldrazi infections etc in SoI block, so I suspect there will be a tiny amount of that.
Countjondi: Emrakul, but she costs 2 less for each eldrazi you control
tastymcnuggett: <message deleted>THE TITANS WEREN'T KILLED THEY HAD THEIR PLANESWALKER SPARK IGNITED
therealkenm135: @space_turbulence zombie eldrazi
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
secretbranch: Everyone predicting four color omnath, when they'll just make a busted blue-green one Kappa
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
Ludorae: ^
lowman02: the horn--hell yeah
LRRbot: Manglehorn [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | When Manglehorn enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact. / Artifacts your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Renegade Doppelganger [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelganger become a copy of that creature until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lord of Extinction [3BG] | Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.
DigitalSeahorse: for everyone who hasn't had the delight of the Billy Goats Gruff story yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiy3a1v9Q2E BILLEH!
space_turbulence: @therealkenm135 weren't they burned to utter non-existence? :P
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
lowman02: Ben, tell me you aren't on Dreadnaught
Peithoson: @secretbranch Oko and omnath converge
Eon71: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
secretbranch: e l k t i m e
therealkenm135: @space_turbulence spirit eldrazi
philippekav: stupid sexy oko
sheer_falacy: that can't be right, Oko is banned
Peithoson: bmkShiromeh
freshmaker__: excuse me?
space_turbulence: @therealkenm135 ...got me there
MegaDosX: !card food token
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Days_one: its a deflated loaf of bread
sheer_falacy: I'm sure he's more OP than whatever random vintage card
MegaDosX: Damn
noSmokeFire: it's got one of those hard plastic shells that take forever to open
secretbranch: !card witch's oven
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
thraximore: it's dehydrated, you need to add water
whoppernugget: I believ you have to
DigitalSeahorse: :O
JaysonMaxwell: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #4656: "the solution is more cows in jars" —James [2018-02-07]
lowman02: they can't all be LED
radioshackraider: Wheeler has someone in a jar. I guess he's been hanging out with Adam too much
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
SwankyFlea: Is that. . . food?
suladan_the_serpent_lord: is the person food? Wheeler = cannibal
DigitalSeahorse: a man in a jar token! :D
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I mean, Wheeler can just elk the Manglehorn and his food is no longer entering tapped
sheer_falacy: man in a jar is a food token for Carrion
LemonLemur: Excuse me... who is Ben eating?
DigitalSeahorse: I love it
spiffinn: they learned their lesson with gold and improvise
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secretbranch: fouroko
Dog_of_Myth: Graham, known Beast
lowman02: @SwankyFlea yeah I think so, if you're into eating a Ralph Wiggum looking cartoon in a mason jar
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall lrrAWESOME
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
strangelee: Four-Oko
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
e_bloc: hunted wumpus
lasersuit: graham has been garruk in the past
e_bloc: or humpus wumpus
Peithoson: BearForceOne🐻
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
thraximore: !card thrashing wumpus
LRRbot: Thrashing Wumpus [3BB] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | {B}: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
DigitalSeahorse: no that's MY name
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
LRRbot: Twilight Mire | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/G}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{G}, or {G}{G}.
LarkSachrosis: Why is that food token a man in a jar, did Adam make that token?
lasersuit: that's actually how I found lrr
SwankyFlea: Wheeler's deck name!!! It's so good!
Bladinus: Elk the beast, assert dominance!
lowman02: Humpus Wumpus--please name a real magic card
sheer_falacy: these matches could really be summarized as "I cast life from the loam"
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
e_bloc: :D
Peithoson: lol
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
sheer_falacy: I demand Clefairy
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
eshplode: Playing Oko as WotC intended
DiscordianTokkan: Not even a grass pokemon!
LRRbot: Lord of Extinction [3BG] | Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.
MegaDosX: No, Clefairy is zombie tokens
angus_the_chap: Lorge of extinction
therealkenm135: @sheer_falacy uh, pretty sure clefairy is a 2/2
Halinn: Thirteen fourteen, no?
Peithoson: Clefairy = Zombies
lowman02: the Hog commeth
MegaDosX: HOGAAK?!?
Dmc3628: casting Hogaak
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. / Trample
strangelee: I unconditionally love Wheeling using Pokemon as Tokens. His army of Clerfairy zombies the other week was great.
MegaDosX: Oh god
Dmc3628: look at all these banes of constructed magic
stmustachio: THE SPICE IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
DiscordianTokkan: Hogaak Houseman!
JaysonMaxwell: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
angus_the_chap: Casually making 24 power on turn 3
sheer_falacy: and hor d'oeuvres
hidingbox: Hogaak!
Halinn: Don't forget Animate Dead making it slightly smaller
possummtg: aHA
DigitalSeahorse: order the orderly order
Eon71: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
zuchen_120: tcheknichally
Peithoson: koffing into hogaak... the anamonopiea is real
redsevn: is this really turn 3
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: YES
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
lowman02: Nelly, whatever happens this game, you cast WoB--the best card in MTG--you'll have the moral high ground regardless of outcome
MegaDosX: You know, I thought Serge was playing powerful magic, but I think Wheeler's got him beat on that score
e_bloc: remember it's a 9/10 because of animate dead pedantic
DigitalSeahorse: that's my favorite video ever
thraximore: Oh. For some SILLY reason I thought Hogaak was a 7/7...
sheer_falacy: it's really weird how Nelson only plays, like, one card a turn. Why not play 7 like his opponent?
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
Days_one: but you can't spend mana to cast it
Days_one: totally balances
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
LRRbot: Putrid Imp [B] | Creature — Zombie Imp [1/1] | Discard a card: Putrid Imp gains flying until end of turn. / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Putrid Imp gets +1/+1 and can't block.
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
baskwalla: Rootwalla woo
redsevn: I mean really, how bad could Hogaak be? it's 7 cmc!
e_bloc: so in a 2-player game, Portal only disks if both agree, right
lowman02: really needs to have hit a DRS, cling to dust, or scavenging ooze early to stop the dredge deck from getting to this point
lowman02: honestly think it's a tough MU for a fair control deck
Dmc3628: yes it only nukes if there's an agreement to nuke
e_bloc: ty @Dmc3628
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
ballesta25: Or if someone uses vote manipulation cards, but those don't show up much.
TheQuantumMechanic33: poor basking rootwalla
Peithoson: Hubris
sheer_falacy: vote manipulation doesn't show up much? I thought magic was realistic
lowman02: Wonder before Brawn--come one now
lowman02: *on
BearPsychologist: Whose that Pokemon?
e_bloc: shoulda put a braun strowman in your deck
MegaDosX: That's a lotta beef
Dmc3628: it does if you have either brago's rep or cast an illusion of choice
AttackCowboy: @BearPsychologist Elk
strangelee: Hey, thanks for putting this content out. Without LRR and the Friday Knight Paper Fight I never would have started playing Magic.
MegaDosX: !card lord of extinction
LRRbot: Lord of Extinction [3BG] | Creature — Elemental [*/*] | Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.
BearPsychologist: Love Elk
BearPsychologist: ty
apexgoat: wwait i just got here who is that pokemon card lol
nevastopswoopin: Isn't Lord of extinction both graveyards?
MegaDosX: The Koffing is an elked food token
lowman02: @nevastopswoopin yes
lowman02: not that relevant now--it's a one shot robot at this point, ie the Abyss
nevastopswoopin: yeah for sure
sheer_falacy: amazing how they didn't playtest using Oko on opponent's stuff
nevastopswoopin: Still doesnt have trample lol
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
DocRedfang: Orin-Oko Flow?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL strangelee glad to hear it!
DiscordianTokkan: Oko drinking a Four Loko is a FLoko
Peithoson: @docredfang thank you
Scarbble: alex i appreciated your orinoco flow reference
MegaDosX: I love Alex's laugh
the_hacker_414720: Sip of cold water
BearPsychologist: Uro-Oko Flow
Abelzumi: SORIN-Oko flow: four color superfriends?
tergonis: i want to be mad about these jokes, but this is exactly my jam
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Vulfe: Lord of Extinction looking like he's dressing up to impress Marit Lage
TheQuantumMechanic33: a berserk is looking good right now
LarkSachrosis: !card illusion of choice
LRRbot: Illusion of Choice [U] | Instant | You choose how each player votes this turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Professor_Rakor: Such a coersive elk.
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
DigitalSeahorse: xD PrideCheers
DocRedfang: @Abelzumi That's now the name of my Atraxia Superfriends deck
sheer_falacy: doggo token!
lowman02: garruk relentless = green forcefield?
sheer_falacy: if oko targets it he can make it a wolk
the_hacker_414720: Gaurruk the WW :)
Abelzumi: @DocRedfang I'm so glad
DigitalSeahorse: :O a Graham token!
DocRedfang: Thanks for the inspiration! @Abelzumi
sheer_falacy: I believe all Graham tokens must be bears by law
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
DigitalSeahorse: are there LRR's faces tokens in the LRR store?
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Abelzumi: OKO IS NO-KO. C'mon it was right there
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
lowman02: does Oko have Dredge 5 on it?
RomanGoro: DigitalSeahorse no, I think only G and James are tokenized and it's a Card Kingdom thing (maybe Adam as well?)
MegaDosX: !card bazaar of baghdad
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I forgot about that episode of Pokemon where Clfairy was defiled
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
DigitalSeahorse: 2019 badge, the last year things weren't quite so lrrGARBO divaFiend
apexgoat: are they playing in person??
Scarbble: no
lowman02: @apexgoat no
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
MegaDosX: @apexgoat No, this is via webcams
Peithoson: Gespenst Jäger
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
therealkenm135: no
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
Sogheim: lrrPAUL_TK I bet we could automate Clefairy defiling
sheer_falacy: Clef!
apexgoat: @lowman02 @MegaDosX @Scarbble I see thanks
MegaDosX: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Peithoson: Clefairy did nothing wrong
sheer_falacy: Berserk is a pretty good card when you have a 30/30
e_bloc: Corgo234
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
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thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
DigitalSeahorse: so many sixes
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
MegaDosX: Wow
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sogheim the hand looks like I'm sticking my finger up my nose
lowman02: ggs to ya'll
lowman02: cool decks
TheQuantumMechanic33: the vengabus got there, love to see it
DigitalSeahorse: lucidNice lucidNice lucidNice
DigitalSeahorse: teebsLove PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
MegaDosX: Boros artifacts vs Sultai dredge
space_turbulence: slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug
DigitalSeahorse: brb
apexgoat: i missed this
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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RomanGoro: James is back?
RomanGoro: I thought Uno was asleep at this time
RomanGoro: And so on
DiscordianTokkan: Someone in the Let's Nope and Long Game streams has been encouraging people in Chat to do some exercise during breaks. So, in that vein, imma do 10 pushups, to force myself to get better at exercising again.
kiddykong525: sup folks
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. / Trample
5imian: rip Chadwick Boseman
Peithoson: bmkRoar
Peithoson: Rip
Peithoson: Wakanda Forever
RassilonDND: -_- that just showed up on my feed. what was the cod
5imian: cancer
5imian: diagnosed 2016, kept. it hidden
Peithoson: Colon cancer yeah
RassilonDND: wow that is harsh.
kingduress: Does anyone have spare arena codes?
idavise: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:30:37.
Peithoson: played a great Black Panther
coachNelly: RIP :'(
RassilonDND: man had years on their marvel contract.
secretbranch: oof
secretbranch: rip chadwick
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. / Trample
SmashTCG: Serge Are you gonna put Nahiri in there?
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
sheer_falacy: stop imitating me!
kamelion84: lol
Loonatic93: Yeah... Colon cancer took my grand pappy long ago. It sucks!
MegaDosX: Oh hey, all five colours represented in this match
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
DigitalSeahorse: lovely light red cards
SmashTCG: i loved bomat
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Serge wins or we riot
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Peithoson: Run him over with the Vengabus... Beep Beep
lasersuit: electronic tomato
DigitalSeahorse: light red vs ....blue black?
LRRbot: Renegade Doppelganger [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Renegade Doppelganger become a copy of that creature until end of turn.
SmashTCG: inb4 URo
DigitalSeahorse: blue, black, green*
sheer_falacy: hey. recall and moxen cost points!
MegaDosX: Uhhhhh
redsevn: vroom vroom!
MegaDosX: Gotta go fast Serge
sheer_falacy: and points mean... something
DigitalSeahorse: oh I need renegade doppleganger
Peithoson: shots fired at hovermyr
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
omdorastrix: the lrr version of vengabus has almost totally replaced the normal version in my brain... After noticing that deck name.. it's in my head
DigitalSeahorse: tentacles
LRRbot: Prophetic Flamespeaker [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/3] | Double strike, trample / Whenever Prophetic Flamespeaker deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
Stormthius: !decks
Carsonogenics_: bold of serge to play boros self mill against dredge tbh
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CyberColossus: think I'm gonna sleep the rest of 2020 off.
RassilonDND: where is your giant hammer Serge?
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
DigitalSeahorse: everyone once being around people is safe again but it's raining out
apexgoat: !bonesplitter
DigitalSeahorse: safer*
sheer_falacy: quick, put the mimic into your hand from your graveyard
e_bloc: flamespeaker really needs the pay any mana color to cast clause
SmashTCG: Serge I belive in you
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Peithoson: !bone splitter
sheer_falacy: Boros is revolutionary! Down with order!
LRRbot: Ash Zealot [RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike, haste / Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, Ash Zealot deals 3 damage to that player.
SmashTCG: THE ZELOT
sheer_falacy: oh my, the hard counter
Pharmacistjudge: does serge have the embercleave?
ChargingFerret: ash zealot has first strike though?
MegaDosX: He does
sheer_falacy: "Boros equipment" is something I woudl expect to run embercleave
MegaDosX: Well, in his deck
marcy_baybay91: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Carsonogenics_: @ChargingFerret yes but it means it doesn't die to brownscale in normal damage
ChargingFerret: !golgari brownscale
sheer_falacy: !card hangerback walker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SmashTCG: bomat courier, but its blue?
MegaDosX: !card golgari brownscale
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
chimpfunkz: serge technically can't tap the opal he didn't have metalcraft
Pharmacistjudge: did you resolve the second hit of flamespaker?
redsevn: !card hangarback walker
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
SquirrelEarl: No one beats the Electric Tomato
sheer_falacy: ah, spelling
ChargingFerret: ahh, thought brownscale was a 2/2 @Carsonogenics_
Pharmacistjudge: ah that's the land nevermind
jpd3k: one of these guys kinda sounds like Jason Schwartzman LUL
redsevn: there's a hangar on its back, that's why it makes thopters
strangelee: It's taken a long time, but we've almost got Serge to 90 degree taps
sheer_falacy: 60 degrees at most
strangelee: Progress!
LRRbot: Darkblast [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Dredge 3
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler becomes the very card
SmashTCG: Aw man
LRRbot: Hollow One [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card you've cycled or discarded this turn. / Cycling {2}
suladan_the_serpent_lord: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
MegaDosX: The plays!
SmashTCG: ben, dont hide it you just said ass zelot
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
sheer_falacy: !card city of ass
LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: homework?
SmashTCG: WEelll THen?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh man, Wheeler can even do the "forgive me, senpai, for I must go all out, just this once" meme with Alex
JaysonMaxwell: Wheel of Morality turn turn tun ~ benginChaos
Professor_Rakor: Wheel! Rowan!
SmashTCG: no alex, its mother of RUNEs
Ballistic_Meatball: did we get the Mana crypt trigger this turn from Serge?
SmashTCG: not god
Halinn: !card precinct captain
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Vampiricsloth: this boros deck looks like GAS
SmashTCG: KEKW
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
Ballistic_Meatball: nvm, I got confused
Wandiya: !deck
MegaDosX: Shots fired!
sheer_falacy: he's probably playing kitchen finks in this commander deck\
chimpfunkz: serge could be using tapping stones. It could actually be worse
Pharmacistjudge: I had Mom and Steppe Mom in a commander game earlier. I had a Wall of Moms.
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - FNPF, feels so normal. Thanks for the work everyone.
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LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: !card diabolic intent
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
sheer_falacy: !card diabolic intent
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
SmashTCG: demonic tutor but with an upside?
SmashTCG: woiw
SmashTCG: broken
sheer_falacy: heh
secretbranch: the c r a b
sheer_falacy: !card hedron crab
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, target player mills three cards.
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Fruan: Crab luv hendron
JaysonMaxwell: 2:44 before Poggifers, that's a new record. Or did I miss one earlier?
Insert_code: !card giver of runes
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Fruan: They did a pogifers bit earlier.
Insert_code: Damn, can’t give the crab protection to save it
ArchRequiemD: What is pogifers from
DiscordianTokkan: WHO is Poggifers, more like, Alex
JaysonMaxwell: @ArchRequiemD ... This.
secretbranch: poggifers came out of friday night paper fight
MegaDosX: !card shenanigans
LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
zuchen_120: hangarback walker
secretbranch: or crossing the streams maybe
SmashTCG: HAD IT
MegaDosX: FIRE SWORD
Banrael: cheer200
DiscordianTokkan: It's HEEERRE
MegaDosX: Fire sword goes swish swish
nyquister_: Fave card
sheer_falacy: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
strangelee: at least it wasn't a Ninja with Embercleave
hiryuu1115: I want to say it was a Jackbox Stream that introduced the concept for Poggifers
SmashTCG: FIRE SWORD
SmashTCG: Sword of fire
SmashTCG: and what
Carsonogenics_: botos boosted party bus
JaysonMaxwell: !findquote poggifers
LRRbot: Quote #7047: "Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual." —Serge [2020-07-11]
SmashTCG: no, just fire
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of Fire and Punch
Tyrannoeil: Serge that fakes that it's not lethal...
Pharmacistjudge: sword of fire and fire
redsevn: Sword of Fire and Fire
strangelee: Sword of Fire and Flash
Tyrannoeil: ahahaha
Sky_Kast: I do hope they do post this with faces as a video
lirazel64: @hiryuu1115 It was!
hidingbox: oh embercleave! oh embercleave!
SmashTCG: sword of fire and Yet more fire
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: Sword of the Fire and the Flames
Tyrannoeil: Yeah right he did know!
marcy_baybay91: Welcome to cleve-land Kappa
lasersuit: @ArchRequiemD all you need to know is he's like a twitch butler
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:47:24.
zuchen_120: I put Embercleave in my cube. It's been great, as expected.
Sky_Kast: as unlikely as that is LUL
MegaDosX: As someone not super familiar with eternal formats like this, I do appreciate you guys playing some good cards from standard that I do recognise :p
redsevn: I'
Pharmacistjudge: embercleave, the next feat after Great Cleave.
raven534: sword of G and G
drujon: SirMad
Tyrannoeil: @raven534 LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
redsevn: I'm thinking I should retune my equipment commander deck. this looks fun
larpkiwi: I prefere Sword of G+T
DigitalSeahorse: benginButt pegaBooty pants down
SmashTCG: Sword of Fire And Lightning
sheer_falacy: sword of stoneforge mystic
Himyul: Sword of Laurel and Hardy
gawag_: sword of pb&J sounds good
secretbranch: sword of oil and vinegar
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
JaysonMaxwell: What would Salt&Pepper do?
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
lasersuit: push it
ArchRequiemD: Sword of 0-2 Milkshake
Loonatic93: @JaysonMaxwell It would push it real good.
secretbranch: @JaysonMaxwell it would shoop shoop shoop
TheAwkes: Sword of Bean and Cheese
therealkenm135: @jaysonmaxwell you just get to dump salt on the board
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DiscordianTokkan: In arena, I've retooled my Gruul Riot standard deck to be a Gruul Trample deckfor post-rotation and... Embercleave and Proud Wildbonder is STILL extremely fun
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Himyul: Sword of Macaroni and Cheese
the_rythem_section: sword of sword and sword
sheer_falacy: "so we should both be at nine.... teen"
SnowBuddy18: sword of bow and axe
secretbranch: sword of cookies and cream
lasersuit: Man i haven't had mac and cheese in a long time
gravity_pike: sword of fire and also fire
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I am watching the VoD and I just want to quickly throw out Alesha says Trans Rights. Always nice to see her run.
lasersuit: I kind of want it now
Loonatic93: Sword of Lock and Load.
SmashTCG: what colors of sword of Xand y are we missing
LRRbot: Leonin Shikari [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.
Gnollz: Hello Highlanders!
Super_Sophomoric: sword of peanut butter and choclate
LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever Goblin Rabblemaster attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
DigitalSeahorse: RPGHP pegaSip lucidSoy
SmashTCG: also anyone else hope for a completion of the Swords ofX&Y in Zendikar
sheer_falacy: !card collective brutality
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
secretbranch: TO MA TO
Loonatic93: Sword of Pokemon X&Y
Loonatic93: Sword of X Ways To Y
nickthecatbear: Should Ben be lower because of Bonesplitter?
Himyul: for a second there, I thought he milled Jesus.
LRRbot: Bazaar of Baghdad | Land | {T}: Draw two cards, then discard three cards.
lirazel64: Sword of Knitb
Cavemanhar: we have lighting bolt at home . lighting bolt at home is wizard lighting
TheAwkes: Sword of A & W
the_rythem_section: sword of armor and shelled
MegaDosX: Oh right
hey_kelvin: Sword of Johnson & Johnson
ChargingFerret: @nickthecatbear no, he was at 21, because of brutality
lirazel64: Sword of Knit and Purl
MegaDosX: Went from 19 to 21, then down to 18
nickthecatbear: Gotcha
Himyul: Sword of Mike and Ike
lasersuit: sword of tiger and bunny
Vampiricsloth: u ninja'd me himyul i was in the middle of typing that xD
MegaDosX: Sword of Cats and Dogs
therealkenm135: sword of ben and jerry
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
secretbranch: sword of tom and jerry
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: @therealkenm135 nice
Ballistic_Meatball: sword of checking and savings
philippekav: bird and wall tokens
sheer_falacy: sword of fish and chips
BearPsychologist: Sword of Goku Hell Yeah
lasersuit: sword of fox and hound
hidingbox: sword of rick and morty
MegaDosX: Next un-set just needs a bunch of funny swords
Kyubikirby: Sword Horse and Big Dog
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck bunnnBlanket
lowman02: called shot loam, or we going entomb
Loonatic93: Sword of Wrenn and Six
lirazel64: Bird tokens and shroud.
MegaDosX: Like the Sword of Dungeons and Dragons from Unsanctioned
Fruan: Sword of Untap and Upkeep
sheer_falacy: but horse is big dog
FacelessManAboutTown: Sword of Steamed and Clams
secretbranch: sword of bolt and bird
larpkiwi: so they are broadcasting on a slight delay right? cause other wise the AI runningthe bot can predict the future....and I'm not ready for that.
chimpfunkz: sword of bonnie and clude
dweebert91: Sword of Shake & Bake
SnowBuddy18: sword of surf and turf
Himyul: Sword of Sense and Sensibility
Naarius: Sword of Memes and Dreams
Cavemanhar: sword or redacted and redacted
secretbranch: SWORD OF STEAK AND SHAKE
Xerolivestreams: sword of peanut butter and jelly = butter knife
the_rythem_section: sword of murder and
AttackCowboy: Sword of Head and Shoulders
djalternative: wow. I left after match one, ate dinner, watched a 2 hour movie, and came back with this stream still live.
JaysonMaxwell: Sword of Piercing & Slashing
Pharmacistjudge: froot froot
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sword of Sense and Sensibility
MegaDosX: @djalternative Wheeler vs Nelson took a while
Maarlfox: Sword of big dog and second big dog.
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Kyubikirby: Sword of A & W
ArchRequiemD: Sword of Zombies and Zebras
theaggrokrag: wheelerHub ?
DiscordianTokkan: Haha, Æther Vial goes VrrrrRRRRRRR
ChargingFerret: @larpkiwi paul's time predictive streaming technology must be acting up today
BearPsychologist: Sword of Sword of Sword of Sword of (etc)
lasersuit: sword of wailing and gnashing of teeth
Jackomaning: Sword of The and Meek
hey_kelvin: sword of crime and punishment
MegaDosX: Sword of Will and Rowan (Kenrith)
thraximore: Sword of wheelerHub and wheelerGreed
AttackCowboy: Sword of wheelerHub and wheelerGreed
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: Sword of Who, What, When, Where and Why
thraximore: HA
SmashTCG: So were missing Green red, Green white, and Red blue
Himyul: Sword of Copy and Paste
the_rythem_section: sword of lions and tigers and bars
AttackCowboy: @thraximore jinx!
lasersuit: sword of rum and coke
lirazel64: Sword of Plus and One
hidingbox: Sword of Tea and Crumpets
SmashTCG: wait no fire and ice is red blue
thraximore: you owe me a cola :)
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of Two Turntables and A Microphone
Pandax0: Sword of luck and skill
djalternative: Sword of Bill and Ted
DigitalSeahorse: Sword of kitten and cat RPGShihu RPGEpicSword pegaDerp SirSword elfunkCat
Loonatic93: Sword of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
theanthonydee: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
thraximore: oh wait no
thraximore: you called it
SmashTCG: Black blue
secretbranch: sword of vengabus and caillou
Fruan: Sword or Or and Not
thraximore: I owe YOU a cola
Super_Sophomoric: Sword of coffee and cream
Peithoson: Sword of Boots and Cats?
theanthonydee: Sword of Coke and Pepei
Carsonogenics_: @lirazel64 isn't that just truth and justice though?
AttackCowboy: Yess, on twitch chat cola for me!
theanthonydee: Pepsi*
TheSquash_: Sword of Sword of Fire and Ice and Sword of Feast and Famine
Ballistic_Meatball: sword of bacon and eggs
secretbranch: sword of this and that
samsoni1: Sword of Darkness and Edge?
SnowBuddy18: Sword of Soup AND Salad
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DigitalSeahorse: Sword of Aspirin and Coke is legit for speedier pain relief
AttackCowboy: Sword of Stuff and Nonsense
Fruan: Sword of Strange and Charm
Wandiya: Sword of God and Anime
thraximore: uhh how does some Uro-Oko sound wheelerUro
Loonatic93: Sword of Unlimited Soup and Salad and Breadsticks.
theanthonydee: Sword of Beej and Ian
ChargingFerret: sword of redundancy and "sword of redundancy and "sword and redundancy and "sword...
sheer_falacy: wait how does it count itself?
SmashTCG: Sword of Lies and madness
Super_Sophomoric: Sword of sh*ts and giggles
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of which I just had 2 Anacin
raven534: I found a build your own Armageddon in black: Urborg, the Alpha bell that makes all swamps 1/1s, Damnation
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: well @sheer_falacy it's a replacement effect
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
BTC1220: Sword of Heart Gold and Soul Silver
the_rythem_section: sword of funny and reddit
Pharmacistjudge: and the replacement effect calculates the counters before the card moves.
LRRbot: Golgari Grave-Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll Skeleton [0/0] | Golgari Grave-Troll enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Golgari Grave-Troll: Regenerate Golgari Grave-Troll. / Dredge 6
secretbranch: sword of poggies my doggies
DiscordianTokkan: Mudamudamudamuda
yukiakko: sword of My Brother My Brother, and Me
hidingbox: sword of diamond and pearl
LRRbot: Leonin Shikari [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of Muda and WRRYYYYY
raven534: Sword of X and Y
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
samsoni1: Sword of Flood and Screw
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: Well that's just a dumb name for a sword
yukiakko: LUL
SnowBuddy18: Sword of Me, Myself, and I
BTC1220: Sword of Dumb and Dumber
therealkenm135: sword of yare and yare
senpaipugs: sword of eggs and meat
larpkiwi: Sword of Banned and Restricted
thraximore: Sword of Twice
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djalternative: Sword of You, Me and Dupree
LRRbot: Phyrexian Dreadnought [1] | Artifact Creature — Dreadnought [12/12] | Trample / When Phyrexian Dreadnought enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
omdorastrix: Sword of buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of My Brother my Brother and Me
AttackCowboy: I wish Sword of Fire and Ice just let you cast Fire//Ice on hit
ArchRequiemD: Sword of Left and Right
MegaDosX: Uhhhhhh
Pharmacistjudge: Sword of my brother, my brother and Me.
Peithoson: So now we just jave
Kyubikirby: Sword of Dakmoor Salvage and Gitrog Monster
Fruan: Sword of halberds and pikes
Naarius: Pay no attention to the dreadnought in the bin
sheer_falacy: phyrexian dreadnaught of fire and ice
raven534: Sword of strange and charm
Peithoson: we just have wenches going around and handing out swords
kamelion84: lol
MegaDosX: Paul is a wizard!
radioshackraider: Varolz and Dreadnought, best of friends
the_rythem_section: sword of (insert name) and (insert name)
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samsoni1: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Got there!
thraximore: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
BTC1220: Sword of Beavis and Butthead
ritchards: Never doubt the lrrPAUL
lowman02: god I hope there's a riftstone portal in that deck
ChargingFerret: NICE
MegaDosX: OH WOW
TheQuantumMechanic33: YES
Murf13: YES
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
SmashTCG: BERZERKE
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerGuts
hidingbox: gottem
AllTheWeasels: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
JaysonMaxwell: !venga
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the_rythem_section: sword of carpets and drapes
TheQuantumMechanic33: POG
sheer_falacy: I think we're just dead here
circusofkirkus: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
musicianlol: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
RendezVoodoo: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
AttackCowboy: wheelerHub wheelerGuts wheelerHub wheelerGuts
Loonatic93: Sword of Me and You and You and Me
yukiakko: BLASTED
lowman02: !minksim
MrBurrito: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Peithoson: lrrHERE
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGreed wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Super_Sophomoric: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
lasersuit: sword of laura and marco
lirazel64: lrrFINE
senpaipugs: we love the berserk
Carsonogenics_: :wheelerGuts: :wheelerGuts: :wheelerGuts: :wheelerGuts: :wheelerGuts:
insidepigeon: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
samsoni1: God I miss Canlander
suladan_the_serpent_lord: quazaWorm1 quazaWorm2 quazaWorm2 quazaWorm3 quazaWorm3 quazaWorm4 quazaWorm4
eshplode: "I knew I built my deck poorly for a reason" Words to live by
thraximore: hahaha
samsoni1: I need to update my deck and jam
yukiakko: Sword of Before and Damage
AttackCowboy: wheelerGuts is just gas in any deck that can cast it.
lirazel64: PowerUpL lrrSERGE PowerUpR
supreemephantom: wheelerUro wheelerGuts wheelerUro wheelerGuts
Peithoson: Guts is Husbando
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Bane. Now THERE'S a gentleman that knew how to wear a MASK
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ArchRequiemD: Sword of Cats and Dogs
Pharmacistjudge: Sword of Plowshares.
thraximore: Thanks for the HyperJump @p4r7yg0d
Ballistic_Meatball: sword of bat and man
P4r7YG0D: Sword of hide and seek
TheQuantumMechanic33: sortaHEART
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
marcy_baybay91: Sword of gin and juice
therealkenm135: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
samsoni1: its best WITH Berserk
thraximore: Sword of the Magus of the Sword
lowman02: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
MegaDosX: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Luminaire_p: Sword of Darmok and Jalod
DiscordianTokkan: Embercleave is BETTER Berserk
raven534: sword of wrath and Armageddon
A_Dub888: !card fatal frenzy
LRRbot: Fatal Frenzy [2R] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+0, where X is its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
BTC1220: Sword of Pride and Prejudice
geraldardoin: @lasersuit that is a very wet sword
Kyubikirby: can someone who is subbed to wheeler give me a Sword of YEE and HAW
Vyous: Embercleave can't kill their creature!
GatlingFish: time to start using wheelerGuts as much as possible
theaggrokrag: wheelerGuts best emote wheelerGuts
AttackCowboy: Hey, I've Forked and Reverberated a Fatal Frenzy
lowman02: not that I'm a user of many emojii's but Berserk is my top used emote
korvys: Serge is mellon dog?
lirazel64: PunOko
AttackCowboy: wftdaRL wheelerGuts wftdaRR
theaggrokrag: wheelerKiefcurse wheelerGuts
Pharmacistjudge: unleash fury the other berserk
niccus: sword of stacks and layers
sheer_falacy: sword of pointy and also sharp?
raven534: sword of Nissa and Chandra
Carsonogenics_: wheelerGuts is definitely one of my favorite emotes
AllTheWeasels: sword of cats and dogs?
Jackomaning: Sword of Marley and Me
therealkenm135: wheelerBless wheelerKiefcurse
SmashTCG: Didn't they print a slightly better fatal frenzy ?
P4r7YG0D: sword of mind and matter
Naolis: Sword of Shields and Bucklers
therealkenm135: wait
thraximore: it's my all-time top used emote wheelerGuts
omdorastrix: Sword of roses and water?
dangerous_safety: Sword of Bevis and Butthead
Ballistic_Meatball: sword of butter and toast
BTC1220: Sword of Half-Full and Half-Empty
senpaipugs: Sword of Eggs AND Meat? We eat!
Moegangsta: Sword of Copper and Tin
therealkenm135: sword of wheelerBless and wheelerKiefcurse
sheer_falacy: oh so the berserk emote is great for embercleave
theaggrokrag: wheelerGuts chat spam mulder
JaysonMaxwell: @P4r7YG0D wait, that's actually good lrrJUDGE
ChargingFerret: or flunge
suiname: what is canadian about this format?
theaggrokrag: wheelerMor
AttackCowboy: @senpaipugs Yes, I'll take that sword please
samsoni1: Sword of Fetchlands and Wildcards lrrBEEJ
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerMuldr wheelerGuts wheelerMuldr wheelerGuts wheelerMuldr
LarkSachrosis: Sword of GivePLZ & TakeNRG
mrburkis: Fling in the deck too?
SnowBuddy18: sword of blade and hilt
raven534: sword of 100 cards and Singleton
Peithoson: yooooooo
Pandax0: sword of fair and ballanced
theaggrokrag: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldcb wheelerMulderce
secretbranch: my love for you is like a truck wheelerGuts
P4r7YG0D: sword of thoughts and prairs
AttackCowboy: Sword of Me and Julio
SmashTCG: Oh Ive got it, Sword of Plant and Kobold
DiscordianTokkan: I say again, Sword of Two Turntables and a Microphone
BTC1220: Sword of "Soarry" and "Aboot that"
Kyubikirby: sword of rooHappy and rooCry
Fistacles: Sword of humility and opalescence
secretbranch: sword of as and mr
BearPsychologist: Sword of Sword and Sword
korvys: Sword of Captain & Tennille
MegaDosX: Sword of Serge and Ben
baskwalla: Sword of Ornstein and Smough?
raven534: sword of 2020 and reasonable cards
theaggrokrag: inappropriate
AttackCowboy: Sword of Sonny and Cher
DigitalSeahorse: swords and sex, kinky BDSM there, safeword
Professor_Rakor: Sword of Green Eggs and Ham. It makes a bird and a pig
sheer_falacy: sword of 2020 alone is OP AF
SmashTCG: Sword of PPE and socal distancing
korvys: Sword of Angus & Julia Stone
P4r7YG0D: The sword of bread and breakfast
lirazel64: Sword of Mask and Glove
samsoni1: Sword of Bread and Goat
theaggrokrag: wheelerDroopy
P4r7YG0D: The sword of bed and breakfast *
BTC1220: Sword of Bed and Breakfast
MegaDosX: I wonder when they'll print the shard triomes
secretbranch: sword of chutes and ladders
BTC1220: Hey wait!
MegaDosX: Assuming they do
A_Dub888: Sword of Peanut and Butter
Bladinus: que?
theaggrokrag: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
MrScratch47: sword of like a kick in the plums
Cavemanhar: sword of 1920 and 2020
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
MegaDosX: !!!
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
thraximore: lol I coulda sworn Thug was a 1/2
ilikememes44: sword of loading and running
raven534: sword of dredge and equipment
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
senpaipugs: sword of yikes and ouch
BTC1220: Sword of Smash and Grab
lowman02: containment priest doesn't stop the hogaak
MegaDosX: !card hogaak
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. / Trample
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of Jetfuel and Steel Beams is what Tajic innately is wielding
samsoni1: Sword of BEEP BEEP
Jensling: Sword of OOFA and DOOFA
sheer_falacy: what is a real word
ChaoticObserver: Words are overrated
MegaDosX: How is that Sword of Thunder and Lightning hasn't been made yet?
therealkenm135: they had a shared stroke
ilikememes44: sword of dora and exploring
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, target player mills three cards.
omdorastrix: all words are made up if you think about it...
raven534: sword of all luck and no skill
Peithoson: Sword of Okily and Dokily
senpaipugs: sword of hedron and crab?
niccus: well that's it, serge is done
SmashTCG: Tajics activate ability is Him revving his jet sword
sheer_falacy: what a cute crab!
samsoni1: I don't think ben is playing Hostage taker
BearPsychologist: Sword of Mill and Chill
BTC1220: Sword of L and Fall
Pharmacistjudge: to think I put a bid on the Original Art for Hedron Crab as a gift for Serge.
Peithoson: Serge has activated his trap card
Halinn: Magic magic. Magic? Magic magic magic.
thraximore: !card haunted dead
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
YourGamesBeOver: sword of card draw and value
Jensling: Sword of Pog and Trog
hidingbox: sword of show and tell
bobbymcbob33: Sword of Pog and Fers
Peithoson: reider3BigBrain
secretbranch: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
MegaDosX: Clever!
GatlingFish: wheelerGuts
Murf13: love it
senpaipugs: oh baby
eshplode: wheelerGuts
raven534: sword of watch and play
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
hidingbox: huh. The line!
RendezVoodoo: wheelerGuts wheelerMuldcb
Peithoson: DAMN son
sheer_falacy: green removal!
musicianlol: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
thraximore: wheelerGuts ?
lowman02: it'll work
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha, Who Smiles at Death attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
samsoni1: I don't think it does
Pharmacistjudge: no it won't
Pharmacistjudge: the effect doesn't count until the priest is in play
redsevn: otherwise you'd never be able to aether vial a containment priest
hidingbox: He's using his lying voice!
SuperWill123_: superw16WHEEZE
samsoni1: DAMNIT ALEX
AllTheWeasels: LUL
MegaDosX: Who was that?!?
SmashTCG: LUL
samsoni1: I WAS DRINKING
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DarthRagnar815: gabyLul
Peithoson: bmkRoar
SuperWill123_: "ok, I'll swear to you! *BEEEEEEP!*" superw16SMUG
MegaDosX: !card buried alive
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
Gsnap125: gatherer says it doesn't exile itself
SmashTCG: WHOKAG?
larpkiwi: oooh its my fav forest
Vampiricsloth: thoughts on that new batman trailer? i thought it was a good trailer.
DigitalSeahorse: shigiHappycry
Super_Sophomoric: I've missed Alex's commentary
sheer_falacy: !card containment priest
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
BTC1220: Sword of Wowie and Zowie
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
SmashTCG: you cast it from the zone
lowman02: isn't there some bad dragon that gets around the priest too
MegaDosX: It does shut down anything that brings things back like the Silversmote ghoul
MegaDosX: Also it'd ruin Uro
Georgeadolio: doodWAT doodWAT
niccus: uro is cast
lowman02: something like scourge of neltoth
MegaDosX: When escaping it though?
SmashTCG: "We are all playing fair magic here" - containment priest
sheer_falacy: I don't think bad dragon is appropriate for the mtg streams
TheQuantumMechanic33: escaping counts as casting
lasersuit: @lowman02 didn't know that dildos were legal in this format
Pharmacistjudge: Uro is cast
MegaDosX: Oh wait, you're casting it, yeah you right
Bladinus: It's coming!
SmashTCG: are you ready chat?
JDynes03: Cast that Gaak!
Peithoson: Nick at Nite over here at lrr
BTC1220: The Gac? Saddleback Legac?
bobbymcbob33: BUS!
lowman02: @lasersuit I mean we're jamming dreadnaught :P in this dredge list
Pharmacistjudge: if escape wasn't a cast, you couldn't escape instant/sorceries
TheQuantumMechanic33: from a crab to here
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Putrid Imp [B] | Creature — Zombie Imp [1/1] | Discard a card: Putrid Imp gains flying until end of turn. / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Putrid Imp gets +1/+1 and can't block.
MegaDosX: "Wait that has first strike?" has the same energy as "Wait that has reach?"
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis from your graveyard. / Trample
LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, Harsh Mentor deals 2 damage to that player.
Ballistic_Meatball: sword of fork and spoon
Fistacles: Yarp.
Ballistic_Meatball: is just a large spork
sheer_falacy: I haven't read that Goofy/Sonic fanfic
raven534: remember that time we spent an hour talking about silly sword names?
BTC1220: Sword of Ratchet and Clank
TheQuantumMechanic33: glad serge doesnt yet have white white for alesha
secretbranch: sword of goofy anfd sonic
SmashTCG: no
SmashTCG: Alex no
Peithoson: sword of Pepperidge and Farms remembers
SmashTCG: dont tell me that
SmashTCG: i got out
larpkiwi: gak attack
DigitalSeahorse: woah GAK
DigitalSeahorse: deep callback
Peithoson: Nickelodeon
omdorastrix: sword of snap, crackle & pop
TheQuantumMechanic33: sword of hog and gaak
MegaDosX: Serge should be at 12?
sheer_falacy: !card haunted dead
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
lowman02: @MegaDosX yes
MegaDosX: Got a wrath there Serge?
SmashTCG: serge, i reccomend casting Calcify
Fistacles: *writes down wrath of god*
Pharmacistjudge: trigger?
AllTheWeasels: Oh Harsh Mentor is only permanents on the battlefield. Coolio
raven534: sword of ember and cleave
secretbranch: settle the wreckage?
TheQuantumMechanic33: serge just cast wrath of god
Super_Sophomoric: hollow one is a good card
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
BTC1220: Sword of Hover and Myr
JaysonMaxwell: Sword of Rip & Tear
larpkiwi: play to the out.....his net may go out
MegaDosX: That's a lot of power on Wheeler's board though
Moegangsta: what the heck Arcbound Ravager is a beast lol
raven534: sword of caw and blade
secretbranch: Sword of Raymour and Flanagan
lasersuit: sword of old man and the sea
LRRbot: Shambling Shell [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/1] | Sacrifice Shambling Shell: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Dredge 3
SmashTCG: Oko?
omdorastrix: I missed something... when did this game quantum tunnel into pokemon?
TheQuantumMechanic33: sword of 2020 and magic
SmashTCG: how dare you
sheer_falacy: MTG and pokemon take place in the same universe
lowman02: just hit runner, runner moat into cobbled wings
MegaDosX: @omdorastrix Wheeler's using Pokemon cards for tokens
sheer_falacy: clearly
thraximore: sword of dead and horse
A_Dub888: !findquote beep
LRRbot: Quote #264: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" —Construction Equipment
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EarlGreyHot_: this is really quite the boardstate for Wheeler, reminds me of the dark times of hogaak modern
niccus: time for berserk
Electrodyne: Bring Malamar in and load up Necrozma with purple energies and one Recycle Energy, and it'll hit the Clefairy for 160 damage with Special Laser attack.
DiscoDogsOK: Are deck lists out yet? I need Wheeler's list real bad
tergonis: new zendikar might have crab 2
raven534: @thraximore that's the easiest one to beat!
TheQuantumMechanic33: !decklists
DiscoDogsOK: @thequantummechanic33 thx
TheQuantumMechanic33: @DiscoDogsOK np
LRRbot: Putrid Imp [B] | Creature — Zombie Imp [1/1] | Discard a card: Putrid Imp gains flying until end of turn. / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Putrid Imp gets +1/+1 and can't block.
BTC1220: Sword of the Bones of Trees and the Skins of Beasts?
TheQuantumMechanic33: lethal with shambling
LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, Harsh Mentor deals 2 damage to that player.
auxv: that has 'NOT' flying
TheQuantumMechanic33: nice exactsies
Yedraw: gakked em
MegaDosX: Emulating Arena where creatures get smaller when there's more of them
Pharmacistjudge: i think you did it right
InfiniTokens: Hey all!
raven534: hey @infinitokens
Pharmacistjudge: Hogaak ignores priest, as does Uro
InfiniTokens: Came in right at the end, oops
Electrodyne: I think a Snorlax GX could have taken that Clefairy too
TheQuantumMechanic33: Hi @InfiniTokens
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lirazel64: It was really nice, guys!
InfiniTokens: Hey @raven534 @TheQuantumMechanic33
xantos69: cheer50 Yay Magic!
TheQuantumMechanic33: you missed some great games, youll have to check out the archive
secretbranch: sword of loading and ready and live
DiscordianTokkan: A live I'll be able to watch! Hooray!
DigitalSeahorse: Chernobylite was early access?
DigitalSeahorse: huh
DigitalSeahorse: :P
DigitalSeahorse: as long as it's not IRL
DiscordianTokkan: @DigitalSeahorse The later parts of it certainly were!
DigitalSeahorse: teebsUnity elfunkCat teebsUnity
DiscordianTokkan: Giving Pig Friends gold, for prizes! But not as good prizes as before
JaysonMaxwell: Just don't ask where the gold comes from for that trading jlrrTrade
DiscordianTokkan: Discorder, who is not me
DigitalSeahorse: BlackLivesMatter pegaBooty BlackLivesMatter
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnTR lucidTHype lucidHype
grennysohail: awe I missed it, oh well watch it on the vods
DiscordianTokkan: Aw HECK yeah, wheelerGuts sub tracker
bobbymcbob33: amazing
suladan_the_serpent_lord: i am not great yet
MegaDosX: Serge, so rude
theaggrokrag: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
niccus: the stream dies when the bar fills
raven534: agender, not a gender. they are opposites
Super_Sophomoric: Thanks LRR team for the awesome content!
Electrodyne: It's me I'm famous!!
yukiakko: Seattle is actually completely under water
freshmaker__: @yukiakko 'sea' is right in the name!
raven534: hi famous, I'm unrelated to you
MegaDosX: You'd hope so with all that practicing
Electrodyne: Internet Stranger Jokes > Dad Jokes
DigitalSeahorse: dat me lucidDuck
raven534: really, the important part of the joke is what you replace dad with
DigitalSeahorse hugs IT shigiHugs
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH, I got that reference
Genie_M: good morning :)
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream everyone!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the stream
raven534: the big brain play with Werewolves is tap tap unsleeve game 3
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
MegaDosX: !decklists
larpkiwi: huh....chadwick boseman passed away
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
theaggrokrag: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
yukiakko: <3
DigitalSeahorse: byeeeeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the great evening! Have a great night, all!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for strim
serramarkov: G'night all!
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnTR bunnnTR bunnnTR
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