TehAmelie: hey, that's trickier than non-glasses people may think
LoadingReadyRun: James is gonna literally come here and try to fix it fml
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Xilats: H-hewwwo.
PharaohBender27: Technical difficulties are the goddamn worst
TXC2: Hello Xilats welcome
TehAmelie: save us James
v_nome: Please stand by for your next available Turner.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: James coming in from the top rope with his signature move "being a good friend"
TXC2: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat that sounds like a thing that would happen in AEW :p
TehAmelie: with a nametag reading "Paul trainee"?
Xilats: Did they remember to use the kickstart on the side of the computer?
TehAmelie: special attack "Kick"? come on now, that only works in comic books
codatski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex takes over the PiF airwaves to play Metro Exodus! Game: Metro Exodus) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (13m ago).
TXC2: codatski we have technical difficulties at the moment
Xilats: Maybe they failed to dope the Phailinite reactor by accident?
TehAmelie: that's rather good technobabble
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex takes over the PiF airwaves to play Metro Exodus! Game: Metro Exodus) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (16m ago).
Juliamon: We have our best James on the job
Earthenone: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #5332: "I can't pretend to be James." —Heather [2018-09-26]
TXC2: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #2870: "Chat can't be right all the time." —James [2016-06-24]
TehAmelie: speaking of technibabble, Lower Decks may be even more divisive than all the other Star Trek shows, but i like it
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Getting hit by a sword would be dangerous for sure.
TehAmelie: "emptying the holodeck biofilters", pff
TXC2: ah yes that classic internet joke
TehAmelie: they really did that joke. on TV
Xilats: I still need to watch it. I'm not sure -why- it's so divisive?
TehAmelie: me neither, but i don't watch a lot of ST
TehAmelie: i guess it's animated, and sometimes the characters talk really fast. especially the lead when she gets excited
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrALEX lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: did james successfully unbus the game?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: First time, right on time.
Earthenone: or rather, bus the game since its metro
Xilats: Yay!
TehAmelie: it seems the game was full of lrrEFF
NightValien28: I wonder what they did to fix it
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.
Xilats: Considering the mushroom cloud outside?
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TXC2: sounds as a pound there Lrrbot
Crad0k: TehAmelie it's not funny and i hate everyone involved except maybe mariner, but it's more star trek than anything since the end of enterprise (excluding beyond)
TXC2: Beyond was the only good one of those movies 'cause it was telling a new story, not trying to redo the TOS movies
TehAmelie: i guess it depends on your humor
JaysonMaxwell: Good [what is time] Everyone PrideWave
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TXC2: Hello JaysonMaxwell welcome
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @JaysonMaxwell ! PrideWave
m_logan2000: havent watched the VOD, did he beat the last game or was it just not good?
DoodlestheGreat: It was not good.
Crad0k: well, technically 09 was *nemesis* redone, and that at least has the novelty of trying to redo a shitty film than one of the best films of all time
TXC2: m_logan2000 I presume it was too early access
Juliamon: It was undercooked early access
PharaohBender27: ^
m_logan2000: thanks
TXC2: Here we GO!
Snake__Brine: What was the last game?
TehAmelie: it was the "needed a few more minutes in the oven" stage of earlya ccess
Alahmnat: this is very rapidly becoming my new favorite intro
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL ssandCOIN_BW lrrALEX
TXC2: Hello Alex
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I'd say maybe more than just a few minutes :p
MAPBoardgames: First try!
TehAmelie: ohaio
Alahmnat: hi Alex!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Hello!
DigitalSeahorse: I drink your milkshake :D
DoodlestheGreat: MICKEY D'S
TXC2: Snake__Brine Cyrnobite, or something like that
NightValien28: sup stalker
Aenir798: And here we see Alex in his natural habitat
Crad0k: oh god, i'd kill for a mickey's right now, not had in months :-(
CAKHost: Great foli?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: ah yes f.r.i.s.s.i.o.n
JaysonMaxwell: James has some competition for his OneMore intros PrideLaugh
NightValien28: what did you do to fix it?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CAKHost: However that is spelled
NightValien28: hahahaha
Earthenone: so he HAS learend pauls techniqu
Lord_ZYRK: Big props, James
Snake__Brine: Oh chernobylite, yeah its fun but definitely needs some more stuff
Izandai: #CreditJames
wintertempest: thanks for nothing, james
codatski: So excited to see you play through this game. This is a game I loved the gameplay of! Other components, are interesting?
DigitalSeahorse: #BlameJames for being magic I guess
TehAmelie: doing nothing is the easy part, but knowing when and where to do nothing takes skill
Snake__Brine: Thanks for nothing, James
Crad0k: hi alex!
MAPBoardgames: I've done tech work before. Sometimes just waiving your hands over an issue can fix it.
TXC2: "when you do things right, people will think you've done nothing at all" Kappa
Snake__Brine: Also thank you for playing this cause its on my wishlist and I dunno if I wanna buy it.
NightValien28: this game is finnicky like that
Crad0k: "hitting it with a hammer: $1; knowing where to hit: $99"
Aenir798: Are you changing to Russian audio?
DigitalSeahorse: ah yes Tuesday
BusTed: Hey all.
Solid_Fuel: just joined. You winning?
aerobeing: LUL
TXC2: "but for me, it was Tuesday"
DigitalSeahorse: bat
Alahmnat: dragon?
Izandai: I'm sorry this game has drakes???
TXC2: Hello BusTed welcome
DigitalSeahorse: when hell froze over
MAPBoardgames: Wyvern?
NightValien28: hi BusTed
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Earthenone: macho man randy savage?
Izandai: @Alahmnat I only saw two limbs. That was not a dragon.
TehAmelie: nuclear mutated dragons? i'm into it
Izandai: *two legs
TXC2: here we see Moscow on a Balmy June day Kappa
Anaerin: Cold, and hot, at the same time.
AdzyW: Cheer500 Big Hello Sir! My copy of Drainers arrived not too long ago and it’s as excellent as I remember. I hope one day you can sign it for me. Warm Regards, Adam.
DigitalSeahorse: don't slip!
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lirazel64: I do love a snowy day.
Solid_Fuel: that ladder seems slippery
eric_christian_berg: Close the door, you animal!
TehAmelie: soo what's this game's deal?
CompletelyUnsure: Good Volume
TXC2: can't really tell yet Alex
TehAmelie: you'r pretty quiet
grimsmoke_: <message deleted>who tf is this
MAPBoardgames: youa nad the game are a bit quiet. like 90% good
felixthereflex: it looks like stalker but is far more linear
TheMagicalSazerac: Boom in the shot
NightValien28: TehAmelie this post nuclear fall out when the world went to war, lots of mutated stuff, population survives in the metro
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MAPBoardgames: though you prolly just fixed it
TXC2: !clips
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DigitalSeahorse: I think I clicked a "I can wait" option on Drainers so ....LOL mic
Alahmnat: boom'd
Aenir798: you were both a bit quiet
BrowneePoints: Hiya alex! Super happy to see ya!
Izandai: Mic: "Oh, I'm not close enough for ya? How about THIS?"
Manae: I've heard "Boom head shot" but never quite almost in that way
AdzyW: Drainers was and is dope
Izandai: @Manae PrideLaugh
codatski: I don't think there is unfortunately
codatski: REALLY bad Russian accents, just be prepared
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aerobeing: @LoadingReadyRun You can change it from the start menu, not while in the game already.
TehAmelie: hey remember that time James got hit in the head by Nintendo?
Carsonogenics_: have someone with a good russian accent talk over it?
Revelia: might be changeable from the main menu because I've definitely seen this game with Russian audio
felixthereflex: I personally love the Metro games. Alex has gone on record previously saying he hasn't enjoyed them, and I can see why. The previous entries have been fairly rough
TXC2: TehAmelie yes I remember 7 years ago :p
codatski: Oh nice!
aerobeing: This is kind of amusing for me, knowing Russian. LUL
MAPBoardgames: wierd you can't changer that in-game
AdzyW: Byad Rooshin Aksyent. Hoisky poisky my blyats
DigitalSeahorse: shigiMinidab benginDab
Lordofironstorm: Aww, no awful Russian-accented English?
Earthenone: whose earnest?
MAPBoardgames: Mushrooms?
DigitalSeahorse: you're wrist is done! :P
TXC2: if they don't say "cheecki breecki" is it even Russian? Kappa
aerobeing: @Earthenone Hemingway
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PharaohBender27: O_o
Lordofironstorm: lrrSPOOP
Crad0k: not anymore there isn't...
TXC2: so 0 to nope is pretty quick eh?
codatski: Oh yeah, chat MAJOR warning now for arachnophobes, this game is really bad for that
DigitalSeahorse: one shell is better than no shell
Earthenone: so you still have an exit strategy
DoodlestheGreat: This is the moment when Ben would nope the fuck out.
AdzyW: I would caution against using a lighter in the sewer
Izandai: That lighter is amusingly bullet-shaped.
aerobeing: Nah, just normal mushrooms babushka would marinade all the time. Kappa
felixthereflex: That's because it's made from a bullet
Izandai: Clipozine get!
DigitalSeahorse: that man had a fungal infection apparently
Izandai: That wasn't you?
NightValien28: no
aerobeing: Nah, it's just you. Kappa
TXC2: I like that it's just the frame of a magazine
DigitalSeahorse: faint laugh
DigitalSeahorse: don't
TheElrad: it's probably James from off stage
TXC2: TheElrad James has done that befire
TXC2: *before
aerobeing: "Abandoned station"
Solid_Fuel: that's it! i am turning on the lights
Solid_Fuel: f** those spiders
Zaraka00: your 8-pedaled spider bike
MAPBoardgames: Those wires looked like hands right when he came around the cornder
DigitalSeahorse: vampires?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Izandai: My, what big teeth you have!
Earthenone: wierd dog
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Carsonogenics_: what a pretty baby!
TXC2: would a spider bike still have two wheels?
DigitalSeahorse: werewolfs?
TheElrad: don't worry, it has friends
Lordofironstorm: What big eyes you have, grandma!
Our_oBoros: How many pedals would a spider bike have?
Carsonogenics_: is rat big dog?
aerobeing: It was a teenager hopped up on videogames. Kappa
Earthenone: 6?
MAPBoardgames: "Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dawg."
DigitalSeahorse: "Giant rats? I don't believe they exist!"
Izandai: Why was the weird dog carrying shotgun shells?
codatski: something something mutant something something
Crad0k: it ate them?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That's ain't a dog Lester. It's a zergling. A smaller type a Zerg. But it couldn't get all the way out out here. Oh shit.
lirazel64: @our_oboros How would a spider decide which legs to steer with?
TXC2: AWildTransgirlAppeared nice
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Izandai: Good to see that this game continues the video game tradition of shotguns being utterly ineffective beyond 15 feet.
lirazel64: We scavenging here?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Manae: Never actually locked that door
accountmadeforants: I'm glad they didn't needlessly quicktime event-ify this section
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How are these teeth not puncturing flesh here?
Lordofironstorm: That is a goblin werwolf if I've ever seen one
TXC2: Izandai shotguns are either useless, or basically a claymore mine :p
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidComrade lucidComrade
Manae: If games could be played at ranged beyond 60m or so, shotguns would seem a lot more balanced
Crad0k: or if you're doom, a railgun
bits4bytes: just a light mauling, artyom walk it off
cambo212: back to back alex pif hell yeah!
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TXC2: oh hey he's got the PUBG helmet Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai one's a device that uses explosives to propel ball bearings at lethat speeds and. . . wait a minute
AWildTransgirlAppeared: He's been bitten by a vampire dog. Artyom will now be a werevampire
MAPBoardgames: can you look around here?
Izandai: @Lord_ZYRK Huh?
codatski: I wish it was lol
TheElrad: she's your waifu
Lord_ZYRK: Sorry, TXC2. My attention is spread thin at the moment.
Izandai: Ah, thought so.
DigitalSeahorse: Star Trek inspired shirt
TheElrad: as in she is actually your wife
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK no worreis
Crad0k: i only played a bit of the first one because it was buggy as hell and with a difficulty like a brick wall
TheElrad: yeah
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Nice to see sweater guy from Xcom transitioned well. Good job.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Lordofironstorm: I see they have eyeliner in the Russian post-apocalypse
DigitalSeahorse: or just Russian shirt?
Aenir798: You married her in the second game yeah
TheElrad: and that's your boss and her dad :P
codatski: So you're experiencing it now so I'll mention it. You are playing a silent protag and it is awful sometimes
Kazman20a: old Marine corp sweater, a little tight on her though
NightValien28: dad's pissed
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Certainly is Russian?
felixthereflex: your wife, and a better shot than you
TehAmelie: the guns are his eyes
kat2kool: @AWildTransgirlAppeared lol, nice
Solid_Fuel: he never blinks! he must be angry
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accountmadeforants: You know, these people look pretty good for Morlocks
Izandai: Aw blyat it up your cyka.
DigitalSeahorse: Sup, Doc?
TXC2: accountmadeforants right? like there's a shocking lack of rickets
offbeatwitch: borat voice my wife
celedhring: hey :)
MAPBoardgames: Every time they say D6 I read it as d6 and think they are fighting over a six-sided dice.
Kazman20a: it is the florescent lighting lots of UV
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
JaysonMaxwell: Beautiful Desolation PrideUwu
Lordofironstorm: Gotta save on the power bill
Lordofironstorm: turn off all the lights
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That kid has TB
codatski: OH yeah, Metro is gorgeous across the series, just lacks in other ways lol
cambo212: oh we're looking for the mr sheen factory!
RvLeshrac: Metro feels wrong to me somehow, vs. like STALKER, and I can't put my finger on it.
codatski: Alex would you say you bounced off other Metro games because they were... ON RAILS?
Izandai: We're quite tall.
Mangledpixel: lads lads lads lads
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidNice lucidComrade lucidJerry
Izandai: Is that one guy's name "Idiot"?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dilon, you son of a .....
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Izandai Tall but very thin arms
Izandai: holy shit it is PrideLaugh
Izandai: Thanks, subtitles.
RvLeshrac: Witcher 3 But STALKER is what I want I think.
JAGxTERRA: HI everyone
TheElrad: so, do we think Artyom learned his lession? :P
WonderfulGlory: What a fantastical setting this game is where so many people are happy to see me.
Solid_Fuel: how tall are you? seems like you are one head above everyone
MAPBoardgames: Did you just black out for a week?
codatski: Right back at it
TXC2: hello JAGxTERRA welcome
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hey, we weren't supposed to keep looking.
felixthereflex: I love how in English Sam has the worst fake Russian accent because he is an American
TheElrad: well, you did convice her to marry you somehow
TehAmelie: was that a Lord of the Pit? should we just hold off on attacking until they have sacrificed all their creatures to it?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That is a good fucking line
TXC2: TheElrad we're clearly the only man over 6ft Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lucidShrug
DigitalSeahorse: Alaskan paradice?
JAGxTERRA: She's quite chatty
codatski: You have to have a chatty cast when you have a silent protag
ArcOfTheConclave: Ah, how goes Russian Fallout?
angryoptimist: There's a logic to that; Moscow and other capital cities would've caught the most nukes for sure.
PharaohBender27: A kithcne AND a shower!?
TXC2: most of the rest of the world isn't a major metropolitan city and thus not a target for a nuclear missile :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: So is the squeezing cutscene covering a load bad, or just overdone now?
TehAmelie: we have apparently just met Russian Alyx
kat2kool: such decadence
AWildTransgirlAppeared: These people can afford a flat in the apocalypse? Wow, what's it like to have it better than Millennials?
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared lrrWOW but also katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: AWildTransgirlAppeared xD LOL
TehAmelie: are gas mask filters the new flashlight batteries?
NightValien28: AWildTransgirlAppeared ah but that's the thing, they are family of high ranking military that is how they afford it
angryoptimist: The filters are made of videogamium.
Aenir798: Your watch tells you how much time you got eft on the filter
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun that's what the countdown on your wrist is for
blooperman12: Oh, what a fun game
ArcOfTheConclave: Metro is the series where Mil-grade ammo is the currency, right?
NightValien28: yes
codatski: @TheElrad time left on your current filter
Lord_ZYRK: Isn't this the future. Probably an AK-75 by now.
budbjinxed: The filters are made are supposedly made by recycling old used filters
Valthek: I wonder what the rent is on a flat like that? Two mags? Three?
Izandai: Well that's ten gallons of nope in a five-gallon hat.
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK the newest one is the AK-12
TehAmelie: i want to make a post-apicalypse game where the currency is teeth. Games Workshop probably won't care right
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @NightValien28 Fair. Eat the rich?
NightValien28: AWildTransgirlAppeared and compost them
JAGxTERRA: looks at these flats! at these prices!
TXC2: TehAmelie legally they can't
kat2kool: @TehAmelie TEETH?
aerobeing: There's probably enough AKs out there for few decdes.
MAPBoardgames: off-limits to stalkers or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S?
Critterbot: Does this game simulate the extra cartridge in the chamber? At least it looks like it understands the difference between an empty and loaded chamber when reloading.
Izandai: @kat2kool Warhammer 40K orks use teeth as a currency.
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 75 is bigger than 12. Check and mate Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: I can't afford this much ice
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This bombed out apartment has a WINDOW? I can't afford that on my budget.
Aenir798: @LoadingReadyRun The first time the watch beeps at you, you still have a minute left on the filter. It's just warning you ahead of time
MAPBoardgames: Just lift her right into an icicle
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Izandai: Well that don't seem right.
CyberColossus: Snowpiercer
Crad0k: ghost train!
DigitalSeahorse: there goes a movie down the track
DigitalSeahorse: :P
JAGxTERRA: i was kinda hoping that Anna's name was Natasha or Olga.
angryoptimist: Okay, I'm guessing Artyom was right then.
TheElrad: and now we know why this area was off limits :D
CyanMig: those giant bat bird things dont seem to like the train
MAPBoardgames: A train! A train! A train! A train! Would you, could you, on a train?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: So there is some light damage from the nuclear attack but we installed a chrome faucet and there is an empty pool downstairs so it is a LUXURY apartment mate.
TehAmelie: i haven't watched the Snowpiercer show, but it sounds good
Izandai: oops
Aenir798: F
TXC2: uhhhh
accountmadeforants: Everyone's a big fan of trains
Solid_Fuel: wait what?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Get in, stupid, we chasing trains
offbeatwitch: whoops!
ArcOfTheConclave: not our guys
MrHyde81: Or not.
DigitalSeahorse: Midnight Express
Izandai: Oh, okay.
Conrii: And that's why you don't climb in strange vans.
TehAmelie: oopsies have been called
JAGxTERRA: Giving a whole new meaning to sleep cars
Crad0k: we've spent more time on our ass than being useful so far :-p
DigitalSeahorse: Babushka!
felixthereflex: It's the guys who say we can't be here! I'm sure this will go well
aerobeing: "There's life outside of Moscow?"
PharaohBender27: Hansa? Are they merchants based on cities near the Baltic and North Sea? Kappa
Izandai: Sure hope someone picks up that phone.
PharaohBender27: *based out of
Lord_ZYRK: Roll credits
Solid_Fuel: gg wp
Izandai: Dammit, that was our forehead! We needed that!
angryoptimist: F?
DigitalSeahorse: F
TheElrad: thanks for the stream, Alex
e_bloc: I could do with less dog violence in games
Valthek: Was this a speedrun :D
TXC2: and then we wake up in skyrim right? I know memes Kappa
Critterbot: Oof, cutscene bullets...
Blade_Tiger: Oh cool what Fallout New Vegas mod is this
JAGxTERRA: how can i afford that flat in moscow with a whole in my chest!?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TXC2 lol You're finally awake
Carsonogenics_: don't die, i hear it's bad for your health
Izandai: Really hope our wife isn't dead when we get back.
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DigitalSeahorse: is our wife alive? "Where's my wife?"
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TXC2: I like how a mask is helping the bullet wound in our chest :p
odocoelus: Thanks for the HyperMine @notarealartist
Inari_Kitsune: that wheezing is not so good :O
angryoptimist: @Carsonogenics_ Yeah, the number one symptom of death is not being alive. It's bad.
TehAmelie: come on games, if you have to get near death as part of the plot, at least then you can give it a rest with the blood fog obscuring the view and pulsing sounds and everything
kat2kool: is drugs!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: So you think you're healthier.
NightValien28: you can't feel sick if you can't feel pain
DigitalSeahorse: drgs
Bionull: Good to know, but what about inside the game?
Aenir798: Morphine cures all ailments right?
DigitalSeahorse: train!
ArcOfTheConclave: @TXC2 his flask of vodka saved him
wildpeaks: choo choo
azureHaights: Artyom: "I can't see me"
Izandai: Boop that snoot!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck HypeBigfoot1 HypeUnicorn1 HypeUnicorn1
Orgmastron: FROOT FROOT
kat2kool: froot froot!
DigitalSeahorse: Froot Froot
ButButTheJesus: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:33.
JAGxTERRA: Hey everyone! did we finish that Aliens meets super meatboy game Alex was playing?
accountmadeforants: They are черника but them on the train
NightValien28: JAGxTERRA yes
JAGxTERRA: @NightValien28 thanks
Anaerin: It's a train turn-around.
Solid_Fuel: that is a cool train
Laserbeaks_Fury: Let rotate the engines!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ah how the turn tables
TXC2: ooh a turning station
angryoptimist: That still working seems... lucky.
aerobeing: They have those in San Francisco for the trams.
ArcOfTheConclave: that's a turn table, they are a real thing and not wierd
felixthereflex: I love this reveal of previously thought lost tech
DigitalSeahorse: "You train me right round, baby, right round."
Bionull: Really this whole situation is indistinguishable from San Francisco.
TXC2: it's a lazy susan for trains Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: heeh
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, a Trainsy Susan
accountmadeforants: "The train's been screaming for me? Yes, I did come here for train!"
aerobeing: (Y)ermac from Mortal Kombat. :)
JAGxTERRA: Ok. Off to the gym. You people have good rest of your day/night. Laters.
MAPBoardgames: I walked away for a minute there. I'm assuming we've been either shot, wacked in the head, and/or bitten by a dog.
TXC2: so long JAGxTERRA stay safe
angryoptimist: From the voice, this guy has been eating rocks for 40 years.
Lord_ZYRK: MAPBoardgames seabatCHOICE
Simriel: How goes the Cheeki and the Breeki
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kat2kool: @MAPBoardgames correct
Carsonogenics_: lights are out go to sleep
aerobeing: LUK
ButButTheJesus: r u ninja
aerobeing: "I am stealth, the hugger of walls"
Valthek: Sneak Level: 100
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames We were bitten by a dog and then shot and left for dead
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: mastery
blooperman12: That's one stealty boi
NightValien28: stealthiest man alive
wildpeaks: sneakiest breeky
Simriel: Wait what, how was that Stealth XD
Izandai: Walk like you belong here.
accountmadeforants: I mean, you did live underground for a while, maybe it's darker than it looks? I dunno, videogames.
Lord_ZYRK: It was "stealth." You know, like "bread"
Simriel: Sssss he can't see you
angryoptimist: Do A Whole Kill
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How did this guy see us? Are we not John Cena levels of invisible?
TXC2: was it stealth? or did we ace the intimidation check to make them think it was stealth? Kappa
AWildTransgirlAppeared: hahaha
Aenir798: @accountmadeforants literally everyone here has been living underground
aerobeing: No insurance. Bad vision, hard to get glasses.
aerobeing: Probably bad hearing from all the shooting, as well.
accountmadeforants: Aenir798 These people have been running an above-ground train, haven't they?
tadstrange_phd: hello there
TXC2: hello tadstrange_phd welcome
Laserbeaks_Fury: Good thing that wasn't a nade
DigitalSeahorse: pinup
TXC2: that's 80's pinup
AWildTransgirlAppeared: When my DADDY hears about THIS. I swear to GOD! -Anna
Solid_Fuel: silent takedown
Aenir798: @accountmadeforants The train is a recent thing if they're actually Hansa, they been living underground for a few decades
TXC2: so we have feet
Izandai: WHAT
PharaohBender27: :O
Valthek: I'm SO ANGRY
kat2kool: hahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: nope lol
Critterbot: No way that stopped a bullet.
wildpeaks: It's on par for Hunter
TXC2: Physics says no
cambo212: im sorry alex it clearly did
Critterbot: No way.
Lord_ZYRK: Really rationing gunpowder in those rounds, eh?
Simriel: Tiny piece of stamped steel
ravenlord_xix: Dog tag stops 7.62? Pretty sure that tag is made out of adamantium
MAPBoardgames: maybe they were low-powder rounds?
Izandai: I was more willing to accept that we just somehow survived being shot point-blank than I am to accept THAT BULLSHIT.
NightValien28: movie logic
Simriel: Stopped 7.62
DigitalSeahorse: CCCP?
accountmadeforants: Aenir798 Fair enough, in which case I guess it's just my second answer: "videogames"
felixthereflex: regular bullets are propelled mostly by fillers in this world
TehAmelie: what is that map? it's showing major flight routes i'm guessing?
Lord_ZYRK: Cramp?
e_bloc: hes probably upset because his haircut sucks
MAPBoardgames: Can we shoot this guy alread?
aerobeing: They were jamming radio signals to and from Moscow.
wildpeaks: it's showing places that emit radio, despite they've been told for two games only the Metro survived
itsr67: yermak the homie
ravenlord_xix: Revolver with silencer?
Izandai: That's a good knife.
MAPBoardgames: Can you go shoot the commander? Please?
TXC2: that looks like a Supressed Revolver :p
sir_jack_DB: and some kind of RingFit
Simriel: Didn't... we have an AR a second ago?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This dude is totally getting killed by the end of this chapter right?
TehAmelie: homemade silencer, probably will either last a lifetime or make you deaf the first time you use it
TXC2: Simriel an AK, and we;ve been captured snice
TheElrad: @Simriel we still have the AR
wildpeaks: Yermak is a good egg
ArcOfTheConclave: He's going to die 5 feet from freedom
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared I'll be shocked if both him and Anna do.
Izandai: If they both make it, that is.
Izandai: um
TheElrad: nope
felixthereflex: the revolvers are gas sealed like negants
wildpeaks: now the fun begins :D
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Izandai yeah if both of them survive I might eat a shoe.
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun your job is to sneak, or to start a firefight with everyone
sir_jack_DB: LOL
Izandai: Take 2
Valthek: Dog tag didn't save you there, now did it?
PharaohBender27: katesRip
kat2kool: mistakes were made
Astra7525: "Stealth optional" immediately dies
AWildTransgirlAppeared: What you didn't have 15 lead dogtags to block the bullets?!?
ravenlord_xix: Single action revolver too, they gave you a fancy gun
TehAmelie: i love in-scene HUD stuff like the wrist computer, but i hate when they put dirt and junk on the screen as if your eyes was a camera. is that weird?
Simriel: Make armour out of dogtags :P
DigitalSeahorse: lucidKarl
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh I really hope the can button isn't the same as the grenade button
Critterbot: If only it was double action.
accountmadeforants: TehAmelie In this case it's literally a visor, though.
aerobeing: @TehAmelie We are wearing a gas mask, though.
TehAmelie: still
kat2kool: @TehAmelie i suppose this game has the excuse that our character is wearing a mask
LordZarano: @tehamelie we're wearing a gas mask
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I think the idea is we're looking though a mask?
TheElrad: @TehAmelie the excuse they have is that you're wearing a gas mask, if you take it off the stuff dissapears
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie hm, I think I like the camera stuff if we're supposed to be wearing a mask like we are now... no its not weird tho
Izandai: @TehAmelie No. The first enhances diageticness, the second detracts from it because eyes don't work like camera lenses.
Izandai: That said, we are wearing a visor, so I think it's forgivable here.
MAPBoardgames: @TehAmelie I agree. However, In this game you have a gasmask and the faceplate gets dirty.
accountmadeforants: I'm mainly impressed the gloves don't put more dirt on the visor, though.
TehAmelie: i reiterate, "still"
BrowneePoints: I love visor smudges
sir_jack_DB: OUY.
MAPBoardgames: I was almost expecting a prompt to piss on the fire.
BrowneePoints: I blame Halo and Metroid Prime for it
Izandai: I don't think Metroid does that? At least I don't remember any visor smudging in Prime 3.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I think anyone with glasses like myself can attest there is way too little fog from the breathing on the face mask.
TehAmelie: in Metroid Prime you could turn it down. . .and boy did i
Cannons_are_an_instrument: So do these guys believe that whatever war cause this is still ongoing?
wildpeaks: it's nice that there are so many paths across the levels, for replayability
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep openseBeep openseBeep pegaShush
Izandai: @Cannons_are_an_instrument Yup.
Izandai: We shall see if they have good reason to believe that.
tadstrange_phd: @awildtransgirlappeared Can confirm
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Agreed.
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sir_jack_DB: time for some advanced training
angryoptimist: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Tremendous mood.
Izandai: There should be either none or all of it. It also fades way too quickly.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
angryoptimist: Winter shoveling is zero visibility most of the time for me.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Walk outside and glasses fog up, walk inside from the outside, glasses fog up. Can't win.
Kumakaori: come back here dear knife~
squared_waffle: It’s alex
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aerobeing: @TehAmelie "Still, veter molchit" (Russian song about dead calm sea.) amiloLul
Revelia: the open world segment should begin after you get the train, right?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
codatski: @LoadingReadyRun There will be a prompt to remove bullets from enemy weapons once downed, but it requires holding down R
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared I think only one of those should be possible at a time...
ravenlord_xix: throwing knives?
TheElrad: the guards should have bullettski
wildpeaks: yeah, moscow is more linear as it's the tutorial making the link with the other games
felixthereflex: Loot corpses!
TehAmelie: glasses are the worst. mine are so scratched i have to see about getting them fixed and i don't know how it happened D:
angryoptimist: Artyom had ONE weakness: ladders.
squared_waffle: Throw the corpse at them
MAPBoardgames: I can't stop looking at the bullet hole in the mask.
angryoptimist: Well, two weaknesses: bullets, also.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Izandai You walk outside and the mix of hot air from breathing and cold air causes fog, then you go inside and the cold glasses fog from the warm air.
Mysticman89: I just played through the previous metro games pretty recently, so this is timely
wildpeaks: "quietly" :D
aerobeing: When one of them said "vizhy yevo" - that means "I see him".
TheElrad: have you tried going to your right? :P
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Ah, I see. I only get fogging from my breath if I'm wearing a mask.
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TheElrad: remember to steal bullats
Mysticman89: some of the stealth bits in the previous ones required sitting around for a bit as conversaitons played out for them to start patrolling
MrTulip: at least the things we are unintentionally throwing in this game are not grenades...yet
TehAmelie: my solution has been making a Simpsons character impression. the overbite directs the breath down
Solid_Fuel: stealth might be the only option...
Izandai: I like that the throwing knifes glow for no other reason so that you can spot them to pick up again.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Well we learned to check to see if the revolver has ammo
JadedSimulacrum: So is the idea behind that hole in your mask that you got shot in the face?
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie huh i'll have to try that
Mysticman89: mostly is just dents and scratches since they're well used masks
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Izandai I experience that as well. I live in the states so I expect I will be experiencing fogging from masks for quite some time to come...
aerobeing: @TehAmelie Annoying scratches adding to my issues with vision were one of the things I was glad to get rid of with lasers.
Mysticman89: mutant type things smacking you abouty rather than necessarily bullet holes
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Same mood.
TXC2: JadedSimulacrum the mask previous owner did yes
wildpeaks: a wall to die for
AWildTransgirlAppeared: He died doing what he loved, staring at walls.
DigitalSeahorse: he's floored at the wall
NeuralFault: He's admiring the rust.
TehAmelie: mm, i wish i could afford more lasers in my face
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Izandai: First try!
ravenlord_xix: hit on the first try ;P
TheElrad: flawless
angryoptimist: Never didn't have it!
KeytarCat: Calculated, but I'm bad at math
MrTulip: never didn't have it
DigitalSeahorse: benginTry benginTry benginTry
TXC2: "life could be worse" "life could be a lot better too!"
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @aerobeing The first laser I want is for my chin/upper lip, then I can work on getting the eyes sorted.
wildpeaks: hmm, it's odd, I hope it's not the bug I'm thinking of
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie Same.
Simriel: How is that guy always getting kidnapped
Simriel: We literally go away for 5 minutes and he got captured again.
TheElrad: oh how the turns table
TehAmelie: it's funny, free healthcare means i get hair removal lasers for free because of transitioning but i still gotta pay for any treatments for being half blind
DigitalSeahorse: don't head sweep my muzzle!
TheElrad: she's killed more guys than you so far :P
Simriel: @tehamelie That is weird...
aerobeing: @AWildTransgirlAppeared There is liquid for cleaning mirrors that prevents fogging for some time. I wonder if it, or if there's a version of it, is safe enough for glasses. :
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie I am jealous. I have to do everything out of pocket and it is so slow. But I did have my HRT anniversary two weeks ago so progress!
Izandai: @TehAmelie I take issue with the way "free" is being used in that description of your healthcare system.
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Wait . . . I know laster eye surgery's a thing, but the chin/upper lip? Has plastic surgery gotten way more futuristic than I realized?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @aerobeing interesting thought. I will have to look into it.
NightValien28: you broke everything
Downrangespy: How are you liking the game so far?
TheElrad: she told you not to let go and you let go, nice job
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @AWildTransgirlAppeared As someone who just got her name legally changed congrats! It is a long road but totally worth it!
MAPBoardgames: nothing you are hiding behind would qualify as cover
TXC2: PharaohBender27 it's lasoring off hairs
aerobeing: @TehAmelie I hope one day worldwide healthcare will have much fairer availability than currently.
Izandai: @PharaohBender27 Hair remofal.
Izandai: *removal
161 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @PharaohBender27 laser hair removal so I don't have to shave. don't have facial shadow since I am a trans woman.
chris365: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Simriel: @pharaohbender27 I think they mean hair removal lasers.
FenrisSchafer: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
ZeroArcana: oh no, my genre-mandated wife
Cepsys: sergeHeart sergeHi sergeFriend sergeHeart
TXC2: Hello Raiders
angryoptimist: Hello Brew Crew!
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Silver_Kn1ght: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
GrittyGramps: raid woooo
Ravynn: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 @TXC2 @AWildTransgirlAppeared Aaaah, that makes sense
Tripleyew: sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove
SergeYager: hello :)
DigitalSeahorse: benginFuse benginFuse benginFuse
ContingentCat: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
RebelliousUno: Coffee and whatnot
MAPBoardgames: But then, these 7.62 rounds can't penetrate a 1mm dogtag, so maybe I'm wrong.
Solid_Fuel: quick the police is here
Tandtroll_OG: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared At first I thought you meant literally using lasers to reshape your face :p
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
BrowneePoints: Wooo Serge Raid!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! PrideWave
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea Congrats!! That is awesome. What is your name? Mine is Jocelyne Anne.
Izandai: Yeah, that's about right.
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TehAmelie: [caffeine intensifies]
TheElrad: you just got flashbanged :P
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @PharaohBender27 If only. That would be rad!
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Lilith because of course :P
TreeVor84: ded D E D ded
Solid_Fuel: unfair!
sir_jack_DB: that's so fucking dumb
angryoptimist: Aw piss.
TXC2: this is the 3rd time this has happened in under an hour :p
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea That is so wonderful! A beautiful, beautiful name.
sir_jack_DB: jesus
Izandai: Wait... Are we winning?
aerobeing: @MAPBoardgames In Soviet videogame dogtag penetrate bullet, comrade.
Crad0k: the wife isn't going to die?
BrowneePoints: Oooooo she's an Officer's daughter
BrowneePoints: that's a nice twist
wildpeaks: she's also a very good sniper
Mysticman89: she seems to have a bit more personality now
Talin06: was one of their names idot?
TXC2: Talin06 yeap
TehAmelie: "jammer" is the jam crone's official title
Izandai: I don't understand what's happening.
TXC2: who lrrbot?
JadedSimulacrum: It's really bugging me that the cracks and stuff on your mask are in focus
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TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Set fire to the tracks.
aerobeing: One of them said "I didn't understand a fucking thing, but will fight for the boys" LUL
TXC2: Lrrbot but we need the tracks
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun What are your thoughts so far Alex?
aerobeing: Cruiser.
Crad0k: lrrbot but we're *on* the tracks
Simriel: I get the distinct feeling Shits Fucked here.
sir_jack_DB: lrrHORN
TheElrad: the cruiser
Izandai: The Cruiser?
ravenlord_xix: So um, are they just exiled and stealing a train now?
codatski: Hey one thing that is positive about all the exposition is that you don't have to play the other games to have context for this one lol
keroan0: Inception coming on through
evanperry2019: i miss bourbon
Izandai: Oh. Hi.
ButButTheJesus: TRAIN
angryoptimist: I don't really understand what's going on... but I don't think we're supposed to.
wildpeaks: choo choo motherbusser
sir_jack_DB: [ENEMY TRAIN]
accountmadeforants: Train battle!
TheAinMAP: Oh!
MAPBoardgames: "Hey! I'm driving here!"
BlindProphet32: TRAIN FIGHT!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: WUT?
fastlane250: me likey
sir_jack_DB: holy fuck a MINIGUN
ravenlord_xix: brrrrrrrtt
Izandai: hm
MrTulip: serious brrrt
TheAwkes: CopTrain goes brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise pegaPanic
TStodden: Do you think they want us to stop? lrrBEEJ
v_nome: "pull the train over"
sir_jack_DB: we're in a train fight?!?
wildpeaks: yes we are
niccus: more of a train slaughter
TXC2: a minigun? in this economy?
accountmadeforants: You know, these tracks are parallel for a surprisingly long stretch
sir_jack_DB: it's only a little gun
sir_jack_DB: as a treat
DigitalSeahorse: "We weren't trained for this!"
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Now we just need someone to suplex one of these trains.
PharaohBender27: @sir_jack_DB katesLol
Anaerin: Kill'em all, take THEIR train. It's clearly better.
aerobeing: "I appoint volunteers" LUL
ravenlord_xix: Ah, so you just got voluntold
Izandai: That's not how volunteers work, Dad.
aerobeing: A very Russian phrase.
TheAwkes: Protagonistitis.
TXC2: "why Ayatom?" "'cause he's the Protag, he's got plot armour!"
angryoptimist: TBH, if anyone can do it, it's Artyom.
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AgentMagicMaster: this isn't up to code
sir_jack_DB: ohai
ButButTheJesus: hooboy
BrowneePoints: I mean, artyom has lived through 2 prior games
fastlane250: gonna assume this rail line is infinite
Crad0k: surprise, cockbag!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: And a gunshot earlier in this one
sir_jack_DB: g'bye!
wildpeaks: Yeet
aerobeing: Was that the "kill" option just now?
MAPBoardgames: Anna is one of the most likable NPCs I've seen in a videogame in a while. I actually care what happens to her.
Mysticman89: depending on choice of endings anyway, althtough i suppose him being here implies certain ones as cnaon
wildpeaks: yes he usually picks the kill optinos
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Mysticman89: definitely didn't care about anna in the previous game.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: @accountmadeforants Gotta have that impressive Soviet Sidings, only the longest parallel tracks so you can. . . I dunno put two rains with dozens of tanks on them? Some sort of Soviet nonsense? This is the country that gave us the Mil Mi-6 for when you want to not just bring a chalk of airborne but a regiment. . .
TXC2: hmm, fire in a train? that's fine right?
niccus: a train is a fire's way of going zoom
wildpeaks: love the environments, so many details and storytelling
aerobeing: @niccus That's how trains work. amiloLul
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I wonder if Antyom TRAINed for this. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.
wildpeaks: :D
TXC2: AWildTransgirlAppeared see that you do Kappa
PharaohBender27 shows @AWildTransgirlAppeared a yellow card
Mysticman89: some might call this a rail shooter
codatski: I think your gun just jammed
Masslost: i kinda wonder how much alex would like wasteland 3
DigitalSeahorse: hehe rail shooter
PharaohBender27 pulls out another yellow card to show @Mysticman89
TehAmelie: i always appreciate when you can make a situationally appropriate train pun
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Mysticman89 B+
niccus: this has been a lot more shooting than certain other metros
fastlane250: zoidberg the hell outta there
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Duke seems the kind of bro I really want.
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: I know the AK platform is usually pretty robust. . . But typically you want a rear cover instead of an exposed recoil spring assembly. . .But I am not an armorer so what do I know
Crad0k: wait, why did *we* have the detanator?
sir_jack_DB: byeee
fastlane250: did he have to do it that close?
Izandai: lrrCHKN
Bearudite: froot froot
TXC2: this of course doesn't effect our train at all somehow
RebelliousUno: just in case Crad0k in case of what I don't know
Izandai: Yay wife!
wildpeaks: get fruit'd son
Anaerin: We had the detinator because We planted the bomb.
angryoptimist: It was blueberries.
Mysticman89: do we have a kid, or has that been established yet?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Oh my god those two characters survived. I am shocked.
wildpeaks: we don't have a kid
NightValien28: no kid
Izandai: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Same.
TXC2: to be fair, this game hasn't had a good stopping point so far for a break
MAPBoardgames: With the amount of background radation the ProTag gets on a regular basis, I'm assuming he's sterile.
codatski: Poor choice of words
BrowneePoints: OH...wow
aerobeing: Nice legs on this guy.
PharaohBender27: "So, your entire existence has been a lie. Sorry 'bout that."
Lord_Hosk: ALEX! you look like some sort of artist.
wildpeaks: it's a nice conceit to expand the world beyond the underground
Nigouki: oh hey, why is Bill from L4D in this?
Nigouki: how much plot did i miss?
TehAmelie: i gotta say, that general's beret is not convincing
Izandai: "I only get a voice during the between-chapters log journals.
DigitalSeahorse: Lord_Hosk, hehe
TheAwkes: With the silencer technology these people apparently have, keeping quiet shouldn't be a problem.
RebelliousUno: can you get Radio One on this thing
angryoptimist: I'm betting it's not as simple as this.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This is Mad Dog, awoooooo!
Lord_Hosk: your player character doesnt seem to know how radios work...
wildpeaks: it's nice how they can interrupt dialogs based on the player actions
TehAmelie: to be fair, i don't know how radios work
BrowneePoints: I forgot, is this franchise based on a book series?
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints yup
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @BrowneePoints Yes
wildpeaks: yes there is a book serie
codatski: Yes! The books are better lol
BrowneePoints: Ah okay that makes a lot of sense why the narrative is pretty cohesive so far
Mysticman89: the book itself showed up a bunch in the first game
Izandai: Goddammit Aloshya...
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Yikes...
wildpeaks: cheers chyrCoffee
ArcOfTheConclave: INB4 the ark is a totalitarian butthole
RebelliousUno: Jerf
aerobeing: I enjoyed the original ending of the first book. Most people seem to have hated it.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidComrade lucidComrade
codatski: In the English Dub, he literally says: "HAHA, great reaction!" It is rough
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Prost!
accountmadeforants: Oh, I just noticed he's got prosthetics for his legs.
SoldieroFortune: Comrade McTrainface?
TehAmelie: after the nuclear apocalypse, people will move underground. classic stuff. now i want a book series that explores doing this. . .multiple times
TXC2: Trainy McTraintrain
SachielOne: Oh good. Your hard on for not using the English audio options makes this impossible to follow on mobile. I'm out.
RebelliousUno: I can't remember if I played this in Russion or English
ButButTheJesus: whew! spicy!
PharaohBender27: Please, Alex, they call it "Vodka" Kappa
ravenlord_xix: DOT3 brake fluid?
Izandai: Approximately the rest of the game?
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun break fluid is too expensive. Gun degreaser more likely
Simriel: in our post apoc train based rpg we named our train after our Doggo (Who is not a Doggo, is a wolf)
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Whatever the shit was in The LIghthouse
aerobeing: @SachielOne The easiest solution here is to learn Russian. amiloLul
TXC2: !break
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Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:39.
TheAwkes: Full steam ahead? You've never run a train on this route before! You're going to run off a corner at this rate!
angryoptimist: A travel narrative... So, this'll be the Stardust Crusaders of the Metro series.
rasterscan: O.O
ButButTheJesus: fuck? shit?
TehAmelie sips some London dry 43% degreaser
fastlane250: uh oh
UnseenAcademical: Mic 5!
TiberiusEsuriens: Russian in this game is so good, because YOU WOULD REMEMBER if you played it in English. The English VO is AWFUL
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hot mic is hot
PharaohBender27: lrrALEX hurt himself?
TheAwkes: !mic
wildpeaks: the hottest of Mike
TXC2: right chat I'm off
adamjford: Turns out Alex can stream the game however the bus he wants and doesn't need snarky comments on it
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 bai
wildpeaks: 'night TXC2
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hot single mics in your area
PharaohBender27: Good night, @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
accountmadeforants: Good night TXC2
ButButTheJesus: i like the train sounds
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TXC2 Good night.
Nigouki: is it jsut me or did game audio seem very quite, i'm maxed on both twitch and windows volume
codatski: @adamjford Right?
wildpeaks: woohoo, road trip
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
angryoptimist: G'night TXC2
TehAmelie: evermore
aerobeing: @TiberiusEsuriens It's actual Russian, too, instead of gibberish. Because it was done by Russians.
UnseenAcademical: @Nigouki I had good luck with enabling equalization on the speaker properties in the Audio Devices panel.
TiberiusEsuriens: yup
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @adamjford Seriously. That individual has subbed for 80 months but seems to think it's okay to flame Alex for playing the way he wants. Wild.
wildpeaks: I guess I'll have to catch up the beginning of the stream to understand the context of this
Mysticman89: while I agree its kinda tricky to follow along when multitasking this way, thats totally up to alex and its still interesting to get the commentary on stuff
adamjford: Yeah. Like. Not every stream is For You. You can watch something else!
TehAmelie: i'm starting to think "if you don't have anything nice to say" should be rule 1
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @adamjford +1
wildpeaks: is only game, no need to be mad ?
Pistollero1: !uptime
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AWildTransgirlAppeared: Absolutely.
TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning, safety. . .fourth?
Izandai: @wildpeaks Nuclear war happened. The Moscow survivors have retreated underground from the radiation and monsters. We are Artyom, who wants to find survivors elsewhere, while everyone thinks there are none. But it turns out there *are* survivors elsewhere, but the leadership has been jamming all radio signals so no one finds out. Now we're on a train to go to where the remnants of the Russian government are holed up.
wildpeaks: I meant the context of the odd salt out of nowhere, but thank for the summary, it's a good one :)
Izandai: @adamjford In fairness, that's pretty much what they said they were gonna do. :p
AWildTransgirlAppeared: It's especially frustrating because we know as a community how much negativity can affect members of the cast. Someone around for that long should know better.
accountmadeforants: I only take issue with the language used. It's always fair to ask they make things more accessible (but not a requirement that they actually do).
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xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:44.
Izandai: @wildpeaks Oh, someone was mad Alex was playing with russian VA because on mobile the subtitles are too small to read so they couldn't follow the story.
PharaohBender27: @wildpeaks Someone was complaining that Alex using Russian dialogue made it improssible for them to watch on mobile, so they kind of did a "I'm taking my ball and going home" post
wildpeaks: ohh I see
iris_of_ether: Ohh FFS :(
Izandai: Which TBH fair enough, I'm on computer but it's a pain in the ass to have to keep eyes glued to the game during story and then catch up on chat when no one's talking, but that's no reason to be rude about it.
MAPBoardgames: I find most streams to be impossible to watch on mobile. Maybe I'm just old and have bad eyes.
Juliamon: Alright chat, let's move on.
Izandai: Okay.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Juliamon Sound good. Will do.
UnseenAcademical: I have to say I'm pretty impressed with how this explains the weirdnesss of the previous games.
accountmadeforants: Much like a train, we have left the station
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad Alex is enjoying game with the settings that help him enjoy it fully
TehAmelie: personally, i'm pretty sloshed and have no idea what's happening in the game but i like to be here anyway
methodical_monk: Is Alex going to come back?
accountmadeforants: Did you know this game has trains?
Izandai: @TehAmelie PrideLaugh
wildpeaks: I'm glad he picked russian, it's one of the few games where it really sounds better with the original voices
Jean_Jacques_EB: !next
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MAPBoardgames: So far, I haven't seen any place in the game that doesn't look like a place you might find in real life.
Mysticman89: on some level its kinda nice to miss out on the story as I havent played this yet but want to, but also like hanging here for alex views and bits of trivia
DigitalSeahorse: wildpeaks I agree
PharaohBender27: @methodical_monk Yes, it's just a break
NightValien28: I like the russian, the VA is very good
wildpeaks: welcome back
PharaohBender27: And we're back!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: So I realized when I started playing Factorio I have no idea how trains work. Anybody want to fill me in on how they operate?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLionYay lrrALEX lucidDuck
TheAinMAP: katesAir
wildpeaks: aww damn, you skipped accidentally exploring the train
MAPBoardgames: Pushed the "Next Mission" button.
rasterscan: Has Alex said if he wants any advice regarding choices afffecting endings? I assume no backseating as the general rule, so I'm gonna be quiet about it otherwise.
PharaohBender27: Well, *that* narrows the location down Kappa
wildpeaks: oh well, story is optional
TehAmelie: well, trains can go forward or backward. that's pretty much it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @AWildTransgirlAppeared fuel goes in, choo choo goes out
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Perfect.
Izandai: I assume the US?
ArcOfTheConclave: we are at war with East Asia
wildpeaks: the fire nation :D
Aenir798: We are war with "them"
accountmadeforants: AWildTransgirlAppeared You know treadmills? That, but in reverse.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Can a train with only one engine go backwards? Or do they need an engine on the back?
Masslost: the last dlc confirmed it was the usa i believe
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angryoptimist: Also, stops give you automation options. It's best to poke around in a creative test mode to look at your options, but you can have loader and unloaders essentially use them for freight transport.
TehAmelie: yeah, they are surprisingly good at pushing the whole train in front of them
Izandai: @NightValien28 I don't understand how it's possible to assess VA quality in a language one doesn't speak.
MAPBoardgames: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Also, trains can't reverse on tracks (in factorio) as far as I know.
DigitalSeahorse: fight the fascists! lucidSolidarity lucidTroops BlackLivesMatter
accountmadeforants: AWildTransgirlAppeared Serious answer for that question: depends on the design (both engine and tracks). In factorio: Just no.
MAPBoardgames: I had to buld turnarounds.
TheAinMAP: This looks like a bouncy ride.
Izandai: Our bad!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Thanks everyone ^_^ I appreciate it.
wildpeaks: well now you broke it
TehAmelie: looking at how trains move is a pretty good study of Newtonian physics i find
AziraphalesShop: I still haven't finished the Chernobylite stream, should I assume this means there will not be an episode 2?
Crad0k: i'm thinking maybe trains not that safe?
wildpeaks: man this look so pretty
fastlane250: some random pop-in off in the distance there
rasterscan: This game can be super pretty
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnTR pegaBooty lucidComrade
Juliamon: AziraphalesShop Yeah, it wasn't quite cooked enough for a second stream
MAPBoardgames: IRL trains typically can. Diesel trains run as good in reverse as forward and you often see engines pointing both ways at the front of a train.
wildpeaks: I have way too many screenshots from this one, have to stop every 5 seconds due to stumbling to yet anonther gorgeous location :D
AziraphalesShop: @Juliamon I figured that was the reason. It was a little... unstable
Lord_Hosk: Special clipboard
RebelliousUno: new tablet
Izandai: That is a shockingly high-tech clipboard.
rasterscan: The map is pretty coool.
riotamot: @izandai I prefer subs to dubs because I feel the VA is better, though I don't understand Japanese.
GhostValv: fancy
DiscordianTokkan: Fancy map!
fastlane250: that's neat as hell
DigitalSeahorse: tech clipboard
AziraphalesShop: Copper windings?
TehAmelie: funny story, one time i saw into the locomotive of a train. . .and it had a wheel
Lord_Hosk: it has a pencil holder and everything!
Solid_Fuel: is that a heater for you fingers?
TheAwkes: #Scavpunk
codatski: I love the in world map though, that kinda stuff does it for me
MAPBoardgames: What's the coils of copper wire on the map clipboard for?
TStodden: Wasn't that notepad blank the first time (before flipping to the map)?
wildpeaks: for the light
Izandai: @riotamot Yeah, but I don't get how you judge the quality of a performance when you don't understand the words being said. Maybe I'm the weird one. slytqShrug
angryoptimist: C r a f t i n g
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @MAPBoardgames Neat. Thank you. So are there different type of trains beside diesel? Like is coal still a think used IRL?
TehAmelie: very obviously a steering wheel, prominently put in the middle of the dashboard. why? can trains turn?
angryoptimist: Monkeys have cold asses?
RebelliousUno: we are at a Brass Monkey situation REPEAT a BRASS MONKEY situation
rasterscan: Maybe one of the weapon mods add a top cover?
Moraven723: dust covers are for squares
keroan0: Monkey asses. Notoriously cold.
Lord_ZYRK: The top covers were all melted down to make MORE GUNS
aerobeing: AK top cover is an apocalypse indicator. The more apocalypse there is, the less cover ther eis.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm surprised the tracks were clear enough
aerobeing: *there is
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RebelliousUno: weeeeee DEATH
rasterscan: Haahahhahahaha
PharaohBender27: katesLol
evanperry2019: lol
DigitalSeahorse: woops
Moraven723: oh my god
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hahaha
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fastlane250: LUL
wildpeaks: omg :D
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
GhostValv: :O
Cool_Jean_Aunt: woo hoo
KeirenH: LUL
Critterbot: Wooow...
Lord_Hosk: death hole
AgentMagicMaster: LOOOOL
Moraven723: yes
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
rasterscan: Squirtle I'm dying
AWildTransgirlAppeared: LUL
keroan0: good game y'all
TreeVor84: umm ok
DoodlestheGreat: Nice shootin'
aerobeing: "You died"
DotaProp: When was last save..
fastlane250: clip that shit
Nigouki: are your legs made of jello?
RebelliousUno: welcome to the highlight reel
NightValien28: broke your shins
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
Coinman1863: Jump /= slide apparently
evanperry2019: LUL
electric_claire: Did you just break your ankles to death?
AziraphalesShop: The snow falling into the gun acts as coolant
wildpeaks: slipped on a banana peel
Lord_Hosk: You gotta watch out for those death holes
Our_oBoros: Highlight get? :D
Crad0k: jlrrFall
TheAwkes: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: it's been a while since we had a pardonfuck
angryoptimist: My question--which I'm sure the game will answer--is: is most of the country still being at war/occupied legit, or is there something else going on?
electric_claire: You broke your leg and had to be put down
rasterscan: Oh question. Is Alex playing Ranger mode?
TStodden: Death by fall damage? Do we have brittle bones or something?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ah yes the greatest enemy of all, gravity.
keroan0: Gentle!
wildpeaks: it will answer it yes
Moraven723: gravity man
NightValien28: maybe don't run down a wet slope
TheAwkes: Guess you jumped over it?
angryoptimist: Well, good to know.
TehAmelie: osteoporosis simulator, now that's a game that's not been done
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Did we accidently jump?
Moraven723: really brings you down
electric_claire: To be fair, a fall from that height would totally break something
MAPBoardgames: Diesel and electric are typical. Historical touristy trains run coal or even wood (rarely). I imagine coal is still used in places where you can't get diesel as readily.
Crad0k: like, i'm an overweight thirty-*mumble* year old with bad knees, and i'd have been fine after that
riotamot: @izandai It's wholly subjective ^^
AziraphalesShop: They don't want you to find the Russian subocean. Top Secret.
angryoptimist: Also, how'd Alex die the previous time?
Lord_Hosk: you should probably check out a few things that are nailed down too... just to be safe
DigitalSeahorse: it required finesse
wildpeaks: at least the crafting in this game is very minimal
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @MAPBoardgames Thank you for sharing your knowledge. I appreciate it.
Izandai: @angryoptimist I don't think we have any definite answers as to the state of the country.
wildpeaks: depending on difficulty, you can't craft everything on the field and need a proper bench
RebelliousUno: Do not stare into the operational end of the device
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This is my rifle, this is my gun?
rasterscan: No options to change it up yet.
Lord_Hosk: Throwing knife... Pew pew death thrower...
angryoptimist: @Izandai Well, not yet.
Lord_Hosk: what else you got
Izandai: @angryoptimist Of course.
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrTick jlrrTick
rasterscan: Mods come from enemy drops or certain ones from certain locations.
TheAwkes: Gotta get this boy to an IKEA, his furniture is seriously lacking.
TehAmelie: bullet go byewww
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrTick jlrrTick
TStodden: Diesel tends to gel up in cold climates... so it's not ideal (It's also a pain to find winterized diesel in most places).
Izandai: STRING??? PridePog
rasterscan: Bonus accessibility/user experience, the game friggin' highlights parts of dropped guns if you don't have the mod yet. Helps a dang ton.
RebelliousUno: string will come in
AziraphalesShop: Alex, is that a spring at the top of the AK?
azureHaights: It's 3PM, time for your daily string gathering
MAPBoardgames: you always need a long piece of string in games like this.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck string!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TStodden I didn't know that. Are you able to warm up diesel to make it usable?
DigitalSeahorse: that doesn't require instructions to pick up
BrowneePoints: That was so delightfully Russian
RebelliousUno: Anna can handle herself, she's worried you might not be able to
Mysticman89: she used to think we were a helpless rabbit compared to her
wildpeaks: exactly :D
LegionofLashes: i'd be more worried for the beast, anna is like bear
aerobeing: "Let me have fun", - said Artyom while jumping in a puddle.
Izandai: Oh sweet, it's the good kush!
Crad0k: diesel doesn't need as complicated a refinement process as petrol, though, which is more useful for a post apocalypse
Lord_Hosk: "You are a strong capable woman who dont need to trainboy to protect you."
RebelliousUno: I mean it's impressive that it's all liquid water
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How as this cardboard existed this long?
Solid_Fuel: how is this water fluid?
DigitalSeahorse: same
MAPBoardgames: all the doors are blown out. Is that the same thing?
Crad0k: i don't think these guys have been dead long
TehAmelie: huh, diesel gels at -8°C. why do people love powerful machines that run on diesel here in the north where we get that temperature like half of the year?
RebelliousUno: how can we fall down that, but a slide killed us
Scy_Anide: I was very grateful for the simplified crafting.
Mysticman89: I was able to pretty much ignore the upgrade system in the previous game
rasterscan: ^^
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Solid_Fuel Would you, as a fuel source, be better in a pre or post apocalyptic world?
rasterscan: Seconded @Scy_Anide
Lord_Hosk: This could be usedfull dear!
rasterscan: Especially on ranger hardcore
DigitalSeahorse: Dev?
wildpeaks: so many details
Izandai: Who's this douchebag?
RebelliousUno: thought that was Bobby at first
NightValien28: your supplies depend on your approach to everything
DigitalSeahorse: Dev's son?
TStodden: IIRC, you can ungel diesel with heat. The only reason I know about the pains of diesel was that my family had a car that ran on diesel & had some cold winters.
angryoptimist: A... machine pistol?
DigitalSeahorse: someone from the kickstarter supporters?
TehAmelie: yeah, you'd just be using a lot of engine heaters
Izandai: I think you can retrieve the silencer?
DoodlestheGreat: Can you dissasemble weapons?
wildpeaks: yeah you can detach the mods for later anyway
Izandai: eyyy
rasterscan: It scraps the silences @Izandai
rasterscan: Oops.
Izandai: Oh.
rasterscan: >.<
Izandai: Oh, no, it's good.
codatski: FYI, once you have access to a certain gun/mod, you only have to go back to a bench to get it back, even if you leave it in the wild
rasterscan: Phew.
wildpeaks: it's nice that they don't make you permanently choose
TheAwkes: Crrusty.
rasterscan: I may be rusty.
Solid_Fuel: @AWildTransgirlAppeared well that makes sense... yea... i would probably be better in a pre apocalyptic world...
electric_claire: That is a very silly looking gun
angryoptimist: SUPPRESSED machine pistol!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TStodden Interesting. What would y'all do in that situation?
KeirenH: maybe it scraps it if you already have it?
fastlane250: what's the dirt made out of, acid?
Solid_Fuel: @AWildTransgirlAppeared i mean post
wildpeaks: you can only clean at a workbench, not in the field
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
codatski: You'll need a bench yeah
aerobeing: Nah, he's tired of life.
wildpeaks: this seems safe :D
Lord_ZYRK: But what if he needs to shoot something
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Trigger discipline!
KeirenH: Wait, is the gun called "bastard"?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidLUL lucidLUL
Izandai: @KeirenH Yes.
RebelliousUno: Row Row Row your boat
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Solid_Fuel Makes sense =)
Solid_Fuel: is this a kayak?
RebelliousUno: Boats are like Water Trains
wildpeaks: maybe, some metro sections are flooded
electric_claire: Artyom has a very itchy booger hook
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Copyright flag
Inept_Hope: Underground boats in the metro.
MAPBoardgames: Do you think getting a cover for the gun would help with the dirt problems?
SoldieroFortune: In post-Soviet Russia, trigger disciplines you
angryoptimist: Were there boats in the other stalker games?
Scy_Anide: Wow that's a very stealth boat.
NightValien28: yes, there are canals in metro 2
Solid_Fuel: it seems to wide
Mysticman89: only reason artyom even is a ranger is because he had an encounter with dark ones as a kid, not due to being particularly good at combat.
minifig911: "Metro" Exodus doesn't even take place in the metro smh my head >:(
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Sometimes you've just gotta powder burn your eyebrows off
Izandai: Those are so me big fuckin' lobsters.
MAPBoardgames: "I saw a mudcrab once. Horrible things."
TStodden: Honest, I don't know... I know what car had an electric engine warmer to avoid it.
DigitalSeahorse: mantis shrimp!
TehAmelie: hey have you seen that Dark Soulslike crab battle game?
Scy_Anide: !russell
angryoptimist: !birb
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KeirenH: They Exodus-ed from the metro
DigitalSeahorse: hello Good Omen
Fantusta: goodybe birb friend
MAPBoardgames: That crow: no fucks to give.
aerobeing: "You'll get eaten", - said the crow.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Caw caw quothe the raven
Crad0k: we've been spotted because we're the only thing moving for ten miles
RebelliousUno: yeah...I fired first here
Izandai: Oh I don't like this.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This will be a cult
aerobeing: Nah, not secret.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Cannible cult calling it
wildpeaks: yeah, not secret :D
MAPBoardgames: No, they're public cultists.
Nigouki: Church of the Water Father eh
TheAwkes: Nothing bad can happen here. Nope. Nothing.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
KeirenH: Its not a secret
RebelliousUno: convinent boat access
Moraven723: oh hey, cultists
AgentMagicMaster: LOL
Drea713: "well I hope they're not a cult" lol
TStodden: If my father was still around (being a long-time trucker), he would probably have some weird solution for it.
Mysticman89: they're better than the 4th reich that apparently exists for reasons
fastlane250: time to play Bedroom or Cultroom WAIT wrong stream
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah the only thing more evil than chemicals: technology Kappa
Izandai: No actually peaceful lot ever feels the need to tell strangers that they're a peaceful lot.
Cool_Jean_Aunt: russian amish?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Love me a good old fashioned cult
GhostValv: seabatCHOICE
Moraven723: of course its a cult what else would it be XD
rasterscan: I love the design of this church with the boat canal in the middle
aerobeing: If only they knew that they exist thanks to technology.
Moraven723: SUPER amish
AziraphalesShop: This Disney ride is weird
niccus: a drive-thru church huh
wildpeaks: I like that kid
Izandai: Oh your flashlight is on.
DigitalSeahorse: what'd the kid say?
TheAwkes: Tsar Fish?
ArcOfTheConclave: Tsar-fish!
aerobeing: @DigitalSeahorse That they killed their dad. Not sure who they meant.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
wildpeaks: praise the Tsar Fish
rasterscan: H for holster apparnetly
Solid_Fuel: quic save first maybe?
azureHaights: Is a Tsar-fish what the use to make the clamato in a Caesar
MAPBoardgames: I'm unclear on this. Are we the heretic?
Moraven723: they just boxed you in and said there were militia on the way. i dont think diplomacy is an option
NightValien28: MAPBoardgames yes
TStodden: "It's a Small World" ride has gotten extremely dark...
rasterscan: And definitely save here
Izandai: The FPS does not have a "holster weapon" button, you say?
Mysticman89: I think its only stalker where they care about having guns pointed in their face
Izandai: How strange.
fastlane250: "Don't mind me down here, just trying to put my GUN away."
RebelliousUno: that's nothing like holster
Drea713: holster = don't aim directly at them lol
NightValien28: your light is still on buddy
wildpeaks: you can exit the boat anytime by the way, it's not on rails
DigitalSeahorse: if their dad was an fascist then good on ya, kiddo
GhassanPL: I mean, luddites are common even know...
KeirenH: maybe turn off your electric flashlight when you talk to the anti-electric cultists would be a good idea
Bearudite: down with the jeezy creezy
aerobeing: She called them "Techfighters" or "antitech", not bridge guard.
electric_claire: Is your AK… missing some parts?
RebelliousUno: his gun had mods
DigitalSeahorse: piggie
fastlane250: open flame in a wood building, smart.
angryoptimist: Is pig.
rasterscan: Their headlamps (candleheadlamps?) are also great
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Did that guy have a mason symbol on his cowl?
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnPig
acraftsman: that man had rifle mods
Nigouki: the AK has speedholes for more pewpew
aerobeing: "Well, heretic! Get ready!"
DigitalSeahorse: lucidTroops bunnnPig
TehAmelie: i didn't see but was it the compass and the "V"? that'd be hard to mistake
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie That is what it looked like to me
TehAmelie: totally fremasons confirmed, then
aerobeing: "Where are you hiding? Or the satan owner himself is hiding you?" They seem friendly.
wildpeaks: it's nice that stealth is lke an optional puzzle, not forced by a reward on its own when you can pull it off
MAPBoardgames: You knocked that guy's light out.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Scy_Anide: Wow, I did not realize this game uses the stock "punch" sound effect when you hit someone with your gun.
RebelliousUno: yeah this is about how well I went
PharaohBender27: Negotiations . . . broke down
fastlane250: a bullet is just a one-way negotiation
Scy_Anide: I think I did this one at night.
angryoptimist: ^
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yes... negotiations
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie I mean I could be wrong. Because like, what would a mason symbol being doing in an Eastern Orthodox church in Russia?
TStodden: Does anybody know how much power NIXIE tubes use? I feeling that the "always on" display on that watch must be powered by some type of nuclear source...
TehAmelie: yeah it seems unlikely
DigitalSeahorse: negotiations were negatory
rasterscan: I didn't know about that. They respond with fear/surrender.
Inept_Hope: they are surrendering
aerobeing: They're saying they surrender.
aerobeing: They're surrendering.
ivangaming455: up there secret
MAPBoardgames: Press 'E'to extinguish the eternal flame.
wildpeaks: they're surrendering because you killed most of their friends
codatski: They're surrendering
DigitalSeahorse: oh he is surrendering
DigitalSeahorse: nice
TehAmelie: press F to pay respects to the eternal flame?
Scy_Anide: They just want you to no take candle.
rasterscan: They even said that they hope if they surrender you won't hurt the women/children
MAPBoardgames: I wish more games did that.
rasterscan: Cause, you know, you're kinda terrifying
ivangaming455: loot
TheAwkes: Having an enemy morale system is kinda cool.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
wildpeaks: I see our reputation preceeds us
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Praise satan \_/
angryoptimist: "YO! Teach me your devil tricks!"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: A man from the devil just took out a bunch of their friends. I think surrending is a reasonable option
RebelliousUno: well first you gotta find a goat
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse wheelerKiefcurse wheelerMuldr
aerobeing: katesLol
Scy_Anide: Hell yeah. Satanists have good principles.
MAPBoardgames: Do you have a few minutes to talk to me about Our Lord and Savior, The Devil?
herph: was that the defaced Jesus painting on the wall in there?
Solid_Fuel: upgrade gun :D
acraftsman: might want to grab the suppressor off the pistol you dropped
ivangaming455: need workbench
Solid_Fuel: you only got mods for primary?
TheAwkes: That is not a weildy looking weapon.
TehAmelie: from my one visit in Belarus in 1998, i feel i can say amateur icon paintings are not uncommon decorations in Russia
angryoptimist: No Gadget, Engadget
MAPBoardgames: You have two dirt options too: Caked with blood and caked with oily grime.
AtrusOfMyst: "The rustier the better," I always say
Scy_Anide: This area was a little unclear. I forget if there's an objective indicator.
RebelliousUno: this whole place was super confusing
Revelia: you just swapped your shotgun away then scrapped it
rasterscan: The goal here is just getting out, so any way of doing that is fine.
TehAmelie: can we call it the "basterd"?
Solid_Fuel: go for the sound`?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie Interesting. I am working on a project about Andrei Rublev right now for my last semester of college and I am noticing myself that icon paintings are like a really big deal in Eastern Europe.
DigitalSeahorse: nice "Bong"
aerobeing: katesBeans
AWildTransgirlAppeared: But there are two bells of awakening
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's a satisfying sound
AtrusOfMyst: Where's Quasimodo when you need him??
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeep
TehAmelie: well, yeah. i have a cousin who dabbled in it in Sweden, just spending a week at a monestary
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @TehAmelie That sounds phenomenal. What an experience.
ItIsVey: @AWildTransgirlAppeared They are a big thing in the orthodox church.
MAPBoardgames: lrrHAM
herph: quick, does someone speak pig?
angryoptimist: Was that pig for yes or no?
wildpeaks: bunbuns
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnPig pig only spills beans for dosh
Nigouki: kill the wabbits! KILL THE WABBITS!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Can't, it's duck season
DigitalSeahorse: lul
angryoptimist: Duck season!
TehAmelie: apparently they still take in guests as long as they seem serious about thinking about abandoning secular life
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck wabbit season
thraximore: you must train the satanist to get a boat. to hell
jessaayyy: Hot dog fence
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDog lucidDog lucidDog
Beefpants: love this game, has a few bugs tho lol
MAPBoardgames: Ah poop
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @thraximore Do I hear heavy metal on the wind. Rip and tear friend.
Beefpants: F
ivangaming455: no there
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrFall
wildpeaks: that's one way to escape :D
ashteranic: that seems like an extreme response to like 2 feet of water
ivangaming455: use boat
GhostValv: hot dog water bad
Bearudite: sonic death bubble noises
Inept_Hope: freezing water
TheAwkes: One of the doors you went out had a path marked by life rings and oars. It's probably that one.
angryoptimist: Artyom is made of pure lithium, confirmed.
aerobeing: The Australian part of Russia.
Solid_Fuel: soooo there is stuff int he water. that is why it does not freeze. it is full of green
KeirenH: did you just drown, or did you get grabbed by something?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: If it were me, I would simply find the boat and not die.
wildpeaks: and he's carrying a bunch of heavy things
aerobeing: Water is probably quite cold.
DigitalSeahorse: hypothermia
codatski: And body armor makes swimming a bit difficult
codatski: with the sinking and such
wildpeaks: it's a different boat
ivangaming455: other side
MAPBoardgames: Also, Russian winter. Water means hypothermia in seconds.
Beefpants: the water itself is probably double ungood
Solid_Fuel: what about crying people? what about talking to them?
TehAmelie: dear Dr Alex, have you tried Doom Eternal? asking for a friend who's waiting for a major discount
thraximore: that does appear suspiciously boat like
Crad0k: what happened to your first boat?
Beefpants: I'm playing doom eternal now, seems harder than the other one
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse wheelerMuldr satan is a cat?
Bearudite: stairs behind statan shack?
Beefpants: for me anyway
MAPBoardgames: Down the ramp behind the Satanist's house?
KeirenH: those are some animations
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I really enjoyed Doom Eternal for my two cents.
TehAmelie: intriguing
DigitalSeahorse: he asked
Mysticman89: ah yes, moral choices
angryoptimist: -1 karma?
Solid_Fuel: sooo is it softlocked now?
Mysticman89: is this like the other games where theres two endings, or is it more diverse?
wildpeaks: no we're not softlocked
PharaohBender27: Was there a musical note and slight graying effect to indicate we chose wrong?
aerobeing: <Silantius said "when they die, fishes will lead them to heaven">
Inept_Hope: there was a path you didn't take
PharaohBender27: Or that we're a step closer to the "bad end?"
rasterscan: Not for that one @PharaohBender27
rasterscan: I think
wildpeaks: yeah it's outside
Nigouki: not gonna win hearts and minds if you keep putting bullets through them
DigitalSeahorse: aerobeing, the fish will lead them to COD
Crad0k: yeah, i played mad max recently, and you occasionally come across guys who are like 'my life sucks, kill me', and it's mad max, so they get stomped on
Beefpants: new rtx cards coming out, how many kidneys do you need to live?
thraximore: boat get!
ivangaming455: and go move forward
rasterscan: You definitely get a positive for getting out of here without killing, but I guess no negative
aerobeing: @DigitalSeahorse Mmm... COD caviar...
DigitalSeahorse: :P
wildpeaks: so, that went well
rasterscan: Oh, yep
rasterscan: There it goes
Mysticman89: I wanna know if the 3090 is this gens titan or this gens 80TI
PharaohBender27: katesScared
angryoptimist: That sure is a face...
fastlane250: dats one ugly bastard
DigitalSeahorse: gross
wildpeaks: looks like we're eating seafood tonight
MAPBoardgames: Mirelurks?
TStodden: I didn't know crayfish could get that large...
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I mean, that looks like a ... I'm not the only one that sees that right?
DigitalSeahorse: gater
wildpeaks: Tsar Fish will remember this
Beefpants: praise the fishy
Carsonogenics_: excuse me?
LurkerSpine: big catfish
TheAinMAP: That one's bigger.
angryoptimist: Suddenly we can swim?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How come this water didn't kill you?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That would've killed us were we not in a cutscene
WonderfulGlory: That but on the ocean is like my greatest fear.
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Beefpants: worst pokemon
AWildTransgirlAppeared: My boy Duke over here.
MAPBoardgames: My head canon is this is the same world as Fallout.
Icelight: You're in a boat, going towards something called the Aurora, and there are water monsters. Is this a graphics update for Subnautica?
Critterbot: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:56.
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames Interesting
TehAmelie: now what if you had a cabbage, a rabbit and a fox. . .
Mysticman89: the only thing that seems not-fallout is that anomalies are a thing in metro games but not in fallout
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Opera707: cheers Alex!
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Beefpants: this is one game I look forward to playing again next time I upgrade my pc
AWildTransgirlAppeared: You can have this girl Duke. Forget that merchant's daughter.
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DigitalSeahorse: bun bun!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Rabbit!
AgentMagicMaster: dude has quite the motor mouth
ButButTheJesus: BUNNER
DigitalSeahorse: wabbit season! lucidDuck
CaptainSpam: Okay, I sort of like how "searching a body" actually means moving said body in the process.
Beefpants: I did find the stealth prompts a little buggy tho
DigitalSeahorse: (I don't care for the taste of rabbit tbh)
MAPBoardgames: Got glass?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: 4x bois
Opera707: this game just screams "alex" to me
Martin_FcG: Nice find!
DigitalSeahorse: are they mating?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype
2S2T: oh boy fireworks
PharaohBender27: Dragon!
Beefpants: I didn't explore the first area enough I missed a lot
PharaohBender27: katesScared
DigitalSeahorse: here comes uncle lobster
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How cinematic.
MAPBoardgames: We're just hearing Pochinki
TotallyNotaBeholder: In Post Nuclear Russia Shellfish is allergic to you
fastlane250: and STAY down
SK__Ren: Mirelurk? Is this just a fallout mod?
herph: get the butter
TStodden: Can you even call that "shrimp" at that size?
e_bloc: I heard "boys, we're dying like Kings tonight:
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm RAD dinner
Crad0k: woo! science!
PharaohBender27: Our tribe grows!
TStodden: If the Fallout series taught me anything, it's that you should be wary of any food that can naturally cook itself.
MAPBoardgames: I think they rescued themselves, we were the distraction.
DigitalSeahorse: a gun cozy?
Solid_Fuel: Robot legs!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: A lot can happen in a year Miller...
MAPBoardgames: "Invite him to join us"
PharaohBender27: Also, what kind of Russian name is "Miller?"
Lord_ZYRK: You don't look with your gun stock, Alex
AWildTransgirlAppeared: His favorite beer Miller Blyat
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared katesLol
aerobeing: Nickname.
wildpeaks: yes, and it's too bad we didn't explore the train earlier because he has an interesting dialog
codatski: I don't want to back seat, but your guns have been jamming
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Oh wait, was that a serious answer?
DigitalSeahorse: time for exploring!
Phailhammer: How's your bolt supply? lrrBEEJ
AWildTransgirlAppeared: No.
Solid_Fuel: I think more fallout games should have snow
jessaayyy: Alex have you played h3vr?
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Ah. Allow me to resume katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: console noclip time!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Is joke.
angryoptimist: Cannot get ye flask.
wildpeaks: good ol' geiger counter sound
Pteraspidomorphi: Some people get used to it after a few tries, like being on a ship
AWildTransgirlAppeared: We road quest now pals!
aerobeing: @LoadingReadyRun I've heard one of the things that might affect that is too low (under 90?) or inconsistent FPS.
Crad0k: screw the train, take that thing
ButButTheJesus: large digger thing?!
invadercom: I also had the nausiea issue when I started with VR. You get used to it over time with exposure.
DigitalSeahorse: I've played some that made me dizzy but also played better headsets that didn't make me feel off at all
iris_of_ether: Have you seen the artwork for the board game Scythe? Big ol machine-y deals.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That perfect about face.
Tehbeard: They look sort of friend shaped
MAPBoardgames: Step! 2. 3. 4. Turn! 2. 3. 4.
247Gremlin: Yeah same @DigitalSeahorse -- I've noticed it's mostly in ports from what I could tell. Like the Bethesda games all get me a little nauseous.
247Gremlin: Most other games, I'm fine.
MAPBoardgames: I keep expecting to see one of those pickle jars filled with eyeballs.
jessaayyy: yeah the bethesda vr ports are half broken
Crad0k: i think your scope needs calibrating
acraftsman: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:17:41.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
AWildTransgirlAppeared: You see this sight is set up for a person with three fingers.
wildpeaks: this escalted quickly
Xilats: D:
Xilats: NOPE.
Xilats: NOPE>
fastlane250: Surprise!
ButButTheJesus: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Juliamon: And somehow... not dead
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
codatski: Suprise demon!
brainbosh: Was that guy smoking through a gas mask?
Tritotamar: I feel as though your gun may not be shooting entirely straight
JaysonMaxwell: The game punishes you for standing still too long I guess?
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MrTulip: i see we found grenades
ravenlord_xix: pteradactyls? Is this game just even cooler than I thought?
Phailhammer: Man, the magpies are *vicious* this year.
wildpeaks: no it's not a punishment for standing still
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: Rakk attack!
Solid_Fuel: what is that thing?
Invitare: It's Batman
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What is it, or more importantly, what was it?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: We need St. Jiub to get rid of all these cliffchasers.
DigitalSeahorse: a vampire bat
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This gun empty, ya ya yeet
Invitare: Batman never gives up
MAPBoardgames: Those 3 dozen rounds did no damage. but that last shotgun round...
Crad0k: video game shotguns: lethal to four metres, pointless beyond that
budbjinxed: Oh neat, Alex killed a demon
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was time now...
AWildTransgirlAppeared: But I finally had time!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Laserbeaks_Fury Nice
MAPBoardgames: That is creepy.
Xilats: Because apocalypse is nasty and gross.
DigitalSeahorse: The silverfish are nasty here
kat2kool: something something radiation
Crad0k: its a... bear?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Wait stop. What's that weird dog?
ancient_wings: oh god theres more
MAPBoardgames: Pro tip: Don't pet the Yao Gui
moronatron: runaway
CaptainSpam: They did it!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ah it's a naked mole rat
olkiswerve: kills a demon, can't fight a rat dog
PharaohBender27: katesScared katesScared katesScared
Invitare: Oh. Raticate
DigitalSeahorse: 3
TheAwkes: So that's a bad place.
fastlane250: just got some delicious ionizing radiation there NBD
Molladia: Have just arrived, by the looks Alex is playing on ranger mode?
wildpeaks: cheers
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Prost
DigitalSeahorse: nap with the roof wide open sure
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's weird quintessential the tick of Geiger counter has become
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: just 5 more min
ancient_wings: mom, I don't wanna go back out in the apocalypse
wildpeaks: our gun could use some cleaning too
MAPBoardgames: Back at the train, they hadn't heard from you in 16 hours so assumed you are dead.
MAPBoardgames: Upgrade your pipboy with a compass.
Despoiler98: what in gods name is that gun? Is that an over under shotgun?
Cool_Jean_Aunt: Kappa
PharaohBender27: f
wildpeaks: as is tradition
UnusuallyLargeMoth: erm
DigitalSeahorse: doh
AWildTransgirlAppeared: F
Laserbeaks_Fury: The goozling lives on
ivangaming455: optic gun?
TwoBitSlim: wheelerY wheelerE
wildpeaks: well hello highlight reel
Revelia: alex i know you like using c for crouch can you rebind the controls?
p3nguinkin: when did we start playing reciever and shooting ourselves in the foot?
Solid_Fuel: pasteFIRE
Xilats: Aww.
p3nguinkin: lol
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerT
MAPBoardgames: I don't want to backseat, but have you considered remapping the throw button?
Despoiler98: I cant believe that shooting the top barrel wouldnt just throw your gun up and out of your hands
monosceros: oh fuck how late am I
Solid_Fuel: put grenade on ø or å or something
MAPBoardgames: What's our ND count now?
SquareDotCube: check your crafts?
Martin_FcG: haha nice. Thanks for the laugh. Atleast that was just after a save.
wildpeaks: you don't have binoculars yet
quatoria: i was like "who on LRR would be playing metro" and then, ofc
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, it looks interesting, but there's probably a solid reason DB shotguns dont do that
2S2T: thats what the scope is for 4Head
Crad0k: c? for throw? what
DigitalSeahorse: c for curveball
Revelia: little house icon
raven534: Binoculars are when you take two scopes and put one on each eye, right?
DigitalSeahorse: silverfish
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I dig it
Despoiler98: whatever that was Im glad its ded
Laserbeaks_Fury: I bounced off the first game too
BearPsychologist: Weird dog
wildpeaks: life even changes between day and night
monosceros: damn the animations on the animals are all so good
ivangaming455: guys no good play
codatski: Yeah they weren't running from you lol
MAPBoardgames: Were the rat dogs running from the wolf dog that attacked you?
Despoiler98: ok thats the weirdest double barrel shottie design I've seen I cant believe thats stable to shoot
Revelia: oh it went back to before you used the workbench so no compass
DigitalSeahorse: Bus Ted
wildpeaks: well hello Tsar Fish
AWildTransgirlAppeared: There's always a bigger fish
monosceros: UM.
codatski: Tsar fish!
MAPBoardgames: You have to fight that? What a croc!
OleanderWhispers: what in the Sam Hell
FrozenNitrogen: are we playing monster hunter now?
Solid_Fuel: mutant whale?
quatoria: over / under shotguns aren't actually that uncommon, they're used in hunting
DigitalSeahorse: holy macarel!
Despoiler98: @quatoria I know but with a sideways breaking?
quatoria: okay, fair
Martin_FcG: nek minite it has legs.
quatoria: the direction of the action is weird, yeah
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yalc321: Yay more Alex, muh favorite boi.
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Despoiler98: @quatoria it just looks like that would make it super easy to break
Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun you're not hitting "Install" after selecting those upgrades
Xaunaught: Is this the newest Metro? I forget which is which
wildpeaks: yes it's the third Metro
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh , it's a objective compass, not a normal one
Xaunaught: neat
monosceros: I still need to play Metro Last Light
Despoiler98: Wack a Mole
gualdhar: that looks like a monkey
wildpeaks: fast little buggers these ones
Despoiler98: Lizard rat monkeys?
Despoiler98: oh they got you surrounded
yalc321: Ahem, russian rat monkeys, thank you
MAPBoardgames: I think it did.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Solid_Fuel: maybe save ?
MAPBoardgames: This can't possibly go wrong.
Xilats: Do eeeeeeet.
wildpeaks: uhhh seems safe ? Kappa
yalc321: wat
codatski: Yeah, there is actually a hierarchy in the monsters and how they interact
Despoiler98: HOLY SHIT
DigitalSeahorse: he just saved
Despoiler98: Is that a DINOSAUR?
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
quatoria: i am a firm believer in "if monster > than boat, do not get in boat"
gualdhar: oh boy
I_Am_Clockwork: I’m sure it’s fine XD
saucemaster5000: Hop like forgger?
wildpeaks: fish is just living its best life
Despoiler98: Ride it like a ferry!
Solid_Fuel: throw a can at it?
monosceros: I bet it's friendly!
wildpeaks: I wouldn't make it mad though
MAPBoardgames: Just shoot it first to scare it off! lrrBEEJ
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gualdhar: only wants to nibble you a little bit
Despoiler98: We're gonna need a bigger boat
yalc321: I think thats some sort of gator or 'dile
TheOtherTrevor: This particular setting reminds me of Swan from Fallout 4
yalc321: which is a big yikes from me
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Despoiler98: @yalc321 so when I asked if it was a dinosaur the answer was YES
yalc321: @Despoiler98 effectively
AWildTransgirlAppeared: It's nice of them to call themselves bandits so we know they are bad people and can be killed without remorse.
gualdhar: well alligators are basically dinosaurs too
TheAwkes: It's the thing that ate his escape boat. It's the Tsar Fish. Very catfish-like.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seems like it would be too cold for reptiles to be that active
Despoiler98: I self identify as a Highwayman thank you
MAPBoardgames: Honest question. I know the shape of that concrete wall is specific for a reason, but I can't remember what the reason is.
wildpeaks: it had a toggle crouch
Bearudite: z button
Lysander_Gustav: hello everone!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Lysander_Gustav ! PrideWave
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Lysander_Gustav Hello
quatoria: "No no, is fine, is good, is a stealth shotgun."
gualdhar: has any game tried a stamina meter while crouching kinda deal? I can't imagine people would be able to run while crouching forever
DigitalSeahorse: save
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @quatoria Strong No Country for Old Men vibes
TheAwkes: It's very stealthy. Up until the first time you use it.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Are we just going to skate by the clown that is crucified?
Despoiler98: is that a pistol with the magazine sticking out the side?
Despoiler98: how the hell do you holster that?
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 It sure is, and katesShrug
wildpeaks: workbench shows the stats of guns
LordZarano: @mapboardgames this will be one of those things where it's impossible to find unless you already know what it's called
Crad0k: burn it
MAPBoardgames: I think it's sound-dampening?
Lysander_Gustav: you can only hold two guns at a time?
TheAwkes: That ruined building looks like an asset right out of Stalker.
wildpeaks: yes but you can switch the two active guns anytime
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Lysander_Gustav The radiation gods have only seen fit to give use two arms.
MAPBoardgames: two hands, two guns. we've been rolling around in radioactive goop in order to fix that.
wildpeaks: :D
Despoiler98: I love how his gun is like stamped together but still has a holo sight on it :P
TheAinMAP: slytqRIP
wildpeaks: he had the high ground, anakin :D
MAPBoardgames: @AWildTransgirlAppeared spinaSmile
monosceros: stretch your water and drink your legs, chat!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @MAPBoardgames You and I appear to be drift compatible.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to take your heart's pill.
Lysander_Gustav: but what if you wanted to put a gun into a backpack?
Lysander_Gustav: for like later use or spare parts
wildpeaks: you carry all extra guns in the backpack
wildpeaks: and spare parts too
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Lysander_Gustav You think we can afford a backpack? In this economy?
wildpeaks: at least we don't have to hunt for 10 bear asses to build a backpack :D
AWildTransgirlAppeared: True
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_Gustav But then someone could sneak up behind us, stealthily open the backpack, and steal out gun!
PharaohBender27: *our
AWildTransgirlAppeared: *Our* guns comrade
wildpeaks: :D
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Bugs bunny meme
MAPBoardgames: In post-apoc Russia, guns carry you!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ain't that the truth though.
TheAinMAP: katesAir
wildpeaks: bandits 2: electric boogaloo
NightValien28: bandits the wasteland fodder
WonderfulGlory: How did his helmet just slop off
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That means Alex that soon YOU will have a sniper rifle.
wildpeaks: that sniper picked a good lookout position
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LordZarano: Is this game your jam? It looks like it so far
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e_bloc: Corgo300 I am really enjoying your PIF streams Alex. thank you for the entertainment
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MAPBoardgames: DEAD-end
wildpeaks: it's nice the game also has options to remove the HUD entirely, it becomes rare these days
RechargeableFrenchman: Oho, can't stay and watch live unfortunately but I am very excited to watch through this. Love the series, and for all the departures Exodus might be my favourite of the three.
MechaKuuga: Are barrels supposed to glow red after shooting off less than one mag?
RechargeableFrenchman: @MechaKuuga if the metal sucks and craftsmanship was shoddy, why not?
jonnykefka: I'm playing persona 3 portable on my PS Vita, Alex is streaming an FPS set in a radioactive wasteland...what year is it
DigitalSeahorse: almost as if they had eyes
RechargeableFrenchman: I mean, no, but also it is post-apoc and most weapons are largely scrap.
wildpeaks: especially in broad daylight
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Unfortunately 2020 my friend. The year that won't end.
DigitalSeahorse: March in like a lion.....yep still a lion
MechaKuuga: Is this game fun even if I have never played any other Metro game?
wildpeaks: yes
MAPBoardgames: I really like how people will surrender after you do enough violence. I feel more games need surrendering or retreating foes.
PharaohBender27: Walk up the collapsed metal beams?
PharaohBender27: "Yeah, we have *so* many falling injuries"
budbjinxed: Yes
wildpeaks: yes they're zip lines
AWildTransgirlAppeared: So that is the thirdish time that Alex has denigrated a laser. Why is that? I don't really know anything about firearms.
gualdhar: oh baby yoooooou... you got what I neeeeeed
NightValien28: oh boy
DigitalSeahorse: xD
wildpeaks: well hello sexy
ArkhamArchivist: well hello, Friend
Lord_ZYRK: Why pistol when can be rifle?
NightValien28: its bandit season
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Looks like we got ourselves a hand cannon
LordZarano: sniperevolver
SmashTCG: Hey alex, have you ever played excape from tarkov?
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
Lord_ZYRK: Good news: it only broke one ankle
kerbalized_: poor ankles
MAPBoardgames: Just one.
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared I'm guessing it's that a) it's a) at a long distance it's hard to find the laser dot, and b) it would be easy to a different member of the enemy party to see someone is aiming at their comrade
Xilats: Your knee cap went flying that-a-way.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Interesting.
NightValien28: ass
kerbalized_: benginButt
SquareDotCube: AHSS
DigitalSeahorse: butt
NightValien28: booty
wildpeaks: both
Bearudite: its booty
MAPBoardgames: Making moonshine is STILL a thing.
gualdhar: cheap porn
kerbalized_: bhooty
kdefinition: it is booty-full art
Raketon: @MAPBoardgames booo
LordZarano: why not both?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty benginButt pegaBooty
SmashTCG: both
SerGarretCameron: I believe you will find it's Bootai.
MAPBoardgames: spinaSmile
gualdhar: it's like the south park episode where the internet goes out
ravenlord_xix: How much SKS ammo is a Playboy centerfold worth in this game anyway?
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Or, if the aimed wrong and the laser hit the target's eye (or a surface in target's line of sight) said target would figure something's up
Bearudite: these games have come a ways from fighting tunnel nazis
AWildTransgirlAppeared: That makes sense. Thank you.
PharaohBender27: @AWildTransgirlAppeared Again, I can't read lrrALEX 's mind - those are my educated guesses
AWildTransgirlAppeared: 3.4 Ruigens. Not great not terrible.
SmashTCG: dont breath in the radio active air
wildpeaks: ah I think the flashlight is still on
MAPBoardgames: Wasn't there a crapshot about a mercenary winning a standoff because he had 3 guys with laserpointers nearby?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @PharaohBender27 Still, thank you for sharing your thoughts. It illuminates the topic for me.
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames Just two, but yeah - it was in one of the more recent Craploads!
Lysander_Gustav: do you get to chug vodka to counteract radiation in this game?
wildpeaks: even the sky is so pretty
codatski: There is a full weather system in the game too
Lysander_Gustav: blowou soon?
DigitalSeahorse: RAD storm
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun this is one of my many questions that could be asked with google if I wasn't lazy, but does this game include my favorite rifle the Dragunov?
MAPBoardgames: It seems to have a shotgun frame, a revovler frame and an AK frame.
ravenlord_xix: those look friendly
Bearudite: I liked the pneumatic crossbow thing from 2033
AWildTransgirlAppeared: There seem to be a shockingly low to zero amount of mines.
Lysander_Gustav: are there space aliens from the previous games?
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wildpeaks: there is a similar pneumatic gun in this one too, later
ravenlord_xix: so what are the odds the bottom of the boat would've rotted out?
Raketon: It's pretty much all post-war guns right? like no one has a "real" gun, just some duct tape that shoots occasionally?
DigitalSeahorse: strange how the pig was normal cause radiation seems to turn pigs weird fairly fast
PadawanTK16: @ravenlord_xix unlickely, as this is a video game
TheAwkes: At least it's not a blowout, right?
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wildpeaks: at least it wasn't a grenade :D
DigitalSeahorse: must have been an old pig
wildpeaks: even the bag is look wet
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Alright I am off y'all. Have a great day to everyone.
RaklarLS: cold rain, wet boots.
gualdhar: laser goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NightValien28: could use a cleaning
Lord_ZYRK: It's a red laser, the fastest of colors.
niccus: i wouldnt rate this airbnb highly
Lysander_Gustav: I forgot rifles can be revolvers too
DigitalSeahorse: I hear thunder, oh wait that was my neighbor
wildpeaks: this is the life
NightValien28: wow that's a strong rain
RaklarLS: it's a lovely sound, agree
Deathrite_Sharkman: we're havin a ball
wildpeaks: hitchhiker's guide to The Zone
DigitalSeahorse: lucidJerry wheelerMuldcb y'all call again now, y'hear?
MAPBoardgames: This also seems like a good place to rap the stream if you were so inclined.
NightValien28: my parents are like that, I wish I had that skill
RaklarLS: that's a large combine harvester
wildpeaks: not having to stare at the wall for 4 hours to fall asleep is a super power
wintertempest: gross
DigitalSeahorse: don't make me put a hole in my boat
DeathWarrior555: I guess i have super powers then, it usually takes me 5-10 minutes to fall asleep once i try
Lord_ZYRK: squitchy. . . tasty. . .
DiscordianTokkan: Crawdogs
PharaohBender27: @wildpeaks Oof. I usually have some sort of LRR YouTube video running in the background to help me fall asleep, because if it's perfectly silent, I have difficulty doing so unless I'm dead tired
DeathWarrior555: But that took years of constantly going to bed and waking up at the same time to achieve
NightValien28: uh oh
Lysander_Gustav: are the psychic mutants/aliens still in this game? Or is it too early and that would be spoilers?
wildpeaks: it's more a spoiler for the previous game's ending
NightValien28: travel time
Bearudite: I like that the subtitles let us know that we don't need to feel bad about icing these chumps
wildpeaks: taht's our boomstick
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PharaohBender27: :O
MrPolyK: starfish?
Dragonality: Gonna hear a lot about that boy
ArkhamArchivist: Ghoti spells fish
Bearudite: I get it and I am mad
GhassanPL: I don't get it :(
fastlane250: the house of the fish? red lobster?
codatski: No spoilers, but DEFINITELY go get that thing
PharaohBender27: @GhassanPL A quick Googling (which I had to do) will clear it up
Lysander_Gustav: I am confused but glad you are happy
DiscordianTokkan: All praise fishgod
DigitalSeahorse: fishCod
GhassanPL: @PharaohBender27 It didn't :(
wildpeaks: the local cult is.. unique :D
Dragonality: @wildpeaks Aren't they all?
serramarkov: B61tb mozhet.
PharaohBender27: @GhassanPL Huh. Don't know why you'd get different search results than me, but that's how it goes :\
SachielOne: !next
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Lysander_Gustav: oh a guitar!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
NightValien28: ours now
Lysander_Gustav: yay!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop pegaBop pegaBop
RaklarLS: nice small parlor guitar
herph: is it a weapon?
codatski: I'm so glad you found the guitar! It makes for some fun moments later
Despoiler98: nice revolver carbine sweet design
ArcOfTheConclave: is it just a collectable?
NightValien28: guitar is later, you will see when
Dragonality: I think it's just a cutscene type thing
codatski: You'll see
SK__Ren: ooh zipline
wildpeaks: also a callback to Artyom playing guitar in teh previous games
itomeshi: Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Lord_ZYRK: You keep it warm in your jacket until it hatches.
Bearudite: all these ziplines and no zipline mcguffin
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb lucidJerry wheelerY wheelerH
MAPBoardgames: Row, row, row, your boat!
MAPBoardgames: Alex is only happy when it rains.
Mahglazzies: Honestly adore weather like that. Don't know why, but I find it very soothing.
wildpeaks: they're not bandits
Izandai: It not perfect system.
InquisitorGaia: glitch?
Lord_ZYRK: Praise wood
LadyTL: Huh. Didn't know anomalies manifested in metro Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: does the game let you holster the gun?
MAPBoardgames: You seen the Ainimatrix?
NightValien28: just some wasteland anomaly I am sure
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL watch out for those physics explosions
codatski: Bug looks like
LadyTL: Ohai paul
DigitalSeahorse: lets get our bearings!
MAPBoardgames: Clearly it is the work of the Tsar Fish.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse
Lysander_Gustav: huh
InquisitorGaia: these people dont seem to be a fan of technology
DigitalSeahorse: lol
GhassanPL: I like how there are tiny easter-eggs in the VO for russian-speaking people :)
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, you guys would kill way more people if you just embraced Satan.
GhassanPL: The translation is faithful but West-normalizing :P
Jensling: Satantech? Is this DOOM? Kappa
codatski: Puzzle time!
Bearudite: maybe restore power?
NightValien28: I assume there's no power?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Yes armor and bullets are a terrible temptation. Allow me to remove them
wildpeaks: time to Science
MAPBoardgames: So this is all coming down to the wire.
codatski: Needs some fuel!
MistahFixIt: Oh no. Not another start the generator objective D:
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Lysander_Gustav: yay gotta turn on the generator!
Crad0k: alex is chumbucket now?
ArcOfTheConclave: that good good guzzleine
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL So this is basically Myst, eh?
wildpeaks: definitely
MAPBoardgames: Start the generator? We're about two keys from a horror game.
InquisitorGaia: with guns yes
Alahmnat: lol Paul
DigitalSeahorse: trike
GhassanPL: Like, fix your roofs, daaymn!
Raketon: As someone who lives near the American Amish Country, I always find it strange to see games/media make up "anti-science cults" that hate ALL technology. People who agree tech is dangerous and unsustainable to rely on don't just hate fucking TOOLS. like...fire is technology.
DigitalSeahorse: grab trike for the kid :P
codatski: This one stumped me for a while
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wildpeaks: what's the thing gamers never do
Lord_ZYRK: Raketon see also Chemicals
DigitalSeahorse: look up
wildpeaks: :D
froshambo: hello Alex! good to see you streaming again
Bearudite: subtle Jebaited
MistahFixIt: Wait was that a copy of Metro 2035?
NightValien28: yup
MistahFixIt: </meta>
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL You know you are stumped on a puzzle when you start just hitting everything with your gun
TheAwkes: Three whole cranks of the hand dynamo? How much power does this thing need?!
rosesmcgee: is that the same device you use to make christmas lights magically work?
wildpeaks: Science has been made
Izandai: uh
MistahFixIt: UHM
Mahglazzies: What in the everloving hell is happening here?!
Baldrash: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
MistahFixIt: Mmmmnope don't like that.
froshambo: yum
Earthenone: !findquote myst
LRRbot: Quote #1542: "Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst." —PC Gamer Magazine
NightValien28: science
Bearudite: putting the life back in
fastlane250: what in the FUCK indeed! lrrSPOOP
Crad0k: kill it shoot it make it stop
Izandai: hm
DigitalSeahorse: bbq?
wintertempest: ribs grow back
codatski: There is mercifully little of that kind of stuff, but there is usually good benefit from figuring out the puzzles
MAPBoardgames: You just stole that man's stomach battery
MistahFixIt: Welp uhhhhh time to leave.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: SCIENCE
NightValien28: you broke it
wildpeaks: mm smells like chicken
Izandai: I think he was probably already dead.
Raketon: I wanted people to debate whether I was the monster or not
fastlane250: did you just blast off his ear
Lord_ZYRK: In case you get hungry
Izandai: Why did he have a stomach battery for you to steal?
Mahglazzies: Eh.... he probably didn't need it anymore....
evanperry2019: preemptive head shot
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MistahFixIt: We needed that stomach battery - well maybe not MORE than him, but certainly at least AS MUCH as he did...
gualdhar: for SCIENCE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Cause of death: Too much science
Mahglazzies: Science, what horrors have you wrought?!?!?!
DigitalSeahorse: not at all devil worship or satanism wheelerKiefcurse wheelerMuldr
MistahFixIt: Experience Trauma, Get Batteries, ???? Profit!
wildpeaks: that poor dirty gun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: but too little science and you die of disease or something. You need just the right amount of science
gualdhar: Paul I have to ask, do you lurk on every stream, or just the ones that might "have problems"?
SquareDotCube: Pistol's looking rought
NightValien28: paul is always watching
LordZarano: A satanic ritual to try and raise the dead Frankenstein style?
Juliamon: Paul's lurking because he's on tech soon
Mahglazzies: Papa Paul never sleeps, he is ever watching
NightValien28: big fella
MAPBoardgames: My money's on the croc!
froshambo: that is a large boi
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I feel like it was just a DIY pacemaker battery replacement gone very awry
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
Mahglazzies: Thanks for the stream Alex! T'was fun!
LoadingReadyRun: @gualdhar lrrPAUL I go where I am needed :)
DigitalSeahorse: I like it too
PharaohBender27: I mean, Carrion was functional, just short
fastlane250: okay bye
DigitalSeahorse: thanks Alex
kdefinition: take it easy, alex
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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Mahglazzies: a byeeeeeeeee
RaklarLS: bye!
Phailhammer: cya :)
fastlane250: how come some of them say "Thanks for watching!" and others say "Going Offline"
LordZarano: Thanks for the stream!
codatski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Juliamon: Made at different times, probably.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Best of intentions has been a great laugh. I'm excited to see where this goes.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no. I just realized I didn't watch last week's Dice Friends yet. I guess I'll catch the VOD of both!
Fruan: !next
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PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Assemble the ham stand.
ContingentCat: !findquote ham
LRRbot: Quote #1641: "On 3, we drop trou and do a ham press." —Alex [2016-01-22]
DarkMorford: Yay, right on time. Now, what to make for dinner...
IbunWest: lrrHAM
DarkMorford: Don't have any ham in the freezer, sorry
gualdhar: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket lrrFINE panicBasket panicBasket
ContingentCat: lrrCHKN ?
IbunWest: coxChicken
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: lrrAWESOME ?
rogerivany: jlrrCai jlrrLlou ?
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IbunWest: I hope they don't have any caillou in the freezer either.
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xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: you shouldn't a caillou for dinner
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of a ghost cat, and decided to see what was up. how's everything going?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *eat
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Sarah!
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Hello.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! PrideWave
IbunWest: feenHey
dalefriesen: I can't stay, but hello folks!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Dale!
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde What did he do now?
Sarah_Serinde: Looking forward to it :)
beckett_brass: @dalefriesen Hello@
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Is that what those were? I was trying to figure out what the hell he had on his eyes :D
beckett_brass: Hello!*
Sarah_Serinde: There's a link above in chat beckett_brass
dalefriesen: @beckett_brass Salutations!
Snowcookies: Hello chat
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: give them heck Dale!!!
bmac_oceanusborealis: ooo road quest music
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @dalefriesen ! PrideWave
LadyAiluros: cannot help but be in a good mood when I hear this song
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CaptainSpam: I'm waiting for them to add Serge's cold chicken song from the last LRL to the mix.
ElementalAlchemist: That was a hard musical turn :P
dalefriesen: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
dalefriesen: I remember you, Pharaoh Bender!
mowdownjoe: Pre-record?
Snowcookies: Hi Paul
KV1NN4: battle fot he booming voices!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Dale, lrrPAUL , Jacob, lrrCORI , and Andy!
mowdownjoe: Huh.
3 raiders from Nemo_Rasa have joined!
LadyAiluros: wow
Juliamon: This was recorded on Friday!
Earthenone: pride301 prerecorded hype?
Sarah_Serinde: Yup, they recorded this on Friday
Earthenone's Cheer shared rewards to 3 others in Chat!
Sibwow: so its like on the you tube
mtvcdm: Greetings from the future!
dalefriesen: Pre-record, yes, @mowdownjoe
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron. http://dndadventurersleague.org/storyline-seasons/oracle-of-war/
LoadingReadyRun: Some of the players hada scheduling confict for tonight, so we did a prerecord
mowdownjoe: oh hai dale
beckett_brass: @Nemo_Rasa Hello. Welcome to Dice Friends.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Snowcookies: Us
Robot_Bones: how dare they? when will you learn to rule over the talent with an Iron Fist?
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is my fault? yay?
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: awww and I can't ask if you gave them heck because that'd be spoilers
mtvcdm: (rubs table in anticipation)
Sarah_Serinde: The tables look very nice and I have nowhere to put them
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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MAPBoardgames: Wyrmwood Gaming: SKINS!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm still here in person, though!
ritchards: Sarah, we need to add lrrIAN to that command ;)
dalefriesen: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx I tried not to duplicate the previous session, so any heck I gave them wasn't done by attacking them in their home
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, sometimes it's not Ian :p ritchards
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ContingentCat: we do not have that technology
Mysticman89: time travel is wild
Fruan: Transtemporal subs
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @dalefriesen ooooh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hello Friday land. Monday land sends our regards
aerohydra: do we know who did this music?
bmac_oceanusborealis: i mean Paul did try to make that technology
beckett_brass: @aerohydra Exactly what I was thinking. Who made this amazing song?
aerohydra: i wanna think BGC, but i dunno
dalefriesen: I think Graham found it on a site that sells theme music, but I'm not sure
Sarah_Serinde: I expect the music was just licensed from somewhere, yeah