Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Filter feeding is a sometime food.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Play it Forward || Metro: 2033 | Stealth is optional in this training mission | 📷 ||
Metric_Furlong: !findquote feed
LRRbot: Quote #3916: "What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life" —Paul [2017-01-27]
Metric_Furlong: wait, does that mean Florida is real life?
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
DigitalSeahorse: LRR's tweet just now
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: isn't Checkpoint is one hour ?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrAWESOME lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: pegaShrug slytqShrug
TXC2: don't look a gift Alex in the mouth
rocketjohn: ooh :)
rocketjohn: stream time, hurrah!
DigitalSeahorse: volume seems lower than usual
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).
rocketjohn: well we're not even in game view yet
rocketjohn: so maybe don't worry about it yet
LoadingReadyRun: oh haha did I goof up XD
DigitalSeahorse: hai
mercano82: Are we playing forward or checking points?
DigitalSeahorse: woop woop
LoadingReadyRun: hold on I was so busy rushing to get here and my phone was dead
TXC2: mercano82 PiF
wildpeaks: "check it forward"
TXC2: Play it point
DigitalSeahorse: Alex pegaBooty lucidDuck_HF
LoadingReadyRun: If chkpt is in an hour I might have beefed it
mercano82: Play it point, or what pick-up groups of Overwatch refuse to do.
TXC2: mercano82 ooooh burn!
wildpeaks: yolo, it happens
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE Fridays are casual :P
mercano82: Overwatch humor, topical, I know.
DoodlestheGreat: It's alright. We all make misteaks.
LoadingReadyRun: oh my god you guys I beefed it so bad
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK
DoodlestheGreat: I slept late, too.
TreeVor84: no worries lrrDARK
DigitalSeahorse: we're just glad you're safe :)
NimrodXIV: maybe there are some bovines present
TXC2: NimrodXIV are you saying they came home?
TXC2: Here we GO!
DoodlestheGreat: We all have off days. Right now I'm having a off life... ForeverAlone
DigitalSeahorse: wooo!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck_HF lucidDuck_HF lucidDuck_HF
TXC2: DoodlestheGreat too real
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Hello Alex
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lucidDuck_HF
CAKHost: We get a little bit of play it forward, as a treat
DoodlestheGreat: No sound.
TreeVor84: It happens
LordZarano: How DARE you make a total mistake MiniK
DigitalSeahorse: glad to see you, Alex, no worries
TXC2: DoodlestheGreat I have sound
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
NimrodXIV: this will be a short PiF is all
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, got sound.
DigitalSeahorse: nobody perfect
tctrain: Well, secret quick stream is good
TreeVor84: 50 minutes is better than no minutes
DoodlestheGreat: 50 minutes is enough for one small mission.
DigitalSeahorse: hope you had a meal today
MillerDark: Also, boom in shot?
NimrodXIV: Dear Dr Alex: microphone
frnknstn: brief tour of scenic Russian countryside
alger_waterlow: so find the teddy bear?
DoodlestheGreat: "alk with me through the fire."
DigitalSeahorse: Tank jock > Tankie
frnknstn: Tank jock maybe has some connotations that are lost on me
DigitalSeahorse: unless tank jock means tankie or worse fascist
ponbern: Cheer1000 YAY! Metro
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No_Superman10: Nobody can notice, if there's nobody left to notice.
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Bitter0ne subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
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No_Superman10: Your gun appears to be missing its dust cover
TXC2: the gun appears to be missing a lot of things to me :p
No_Superman10: Well, I guess it is an AK, you could fill the thing with sand and it would still fire
TXC2: ugh, Cadio is so boring though!
amythist: yeah the skeletal receiver on the AK looks so odd
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
No_Superman10: I wasn't aware "Skeletal reciever" was a thing
No_Superman10: I assumed it was just a bodge job of a gun
amythist: No_Superman10 it's not, unless you are missing some parts
No_Superman10: Aha
TXC2: No_Superman10 por que no los dos
DigitalSeahorse: aww bun bun
No_Superman10: That's dinner right there
No_Superman10: Lemon squeezy is decadant capitalist luxury
TXC2: No_Superman10 we go for the luxury gay brand of space communism here Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: "MY Teddy!"
SimplyLeggy: the nerve of some people
TXC2: fuck it's a gargoyle!
JqlGirl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
JqlGirl: yeeer
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No_Superman10: Jesus! Your suppressor was turning red!
rocketjohn: that critter did not seem to react to you much
TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] That wasn't so bad..... I think.
LRRbot: New quote #7170: "That wasn't so bad..... I think." —Alex [2020-09-04]
TXC2: "we tear of some squares, and put one here, an there and any place you're bleeding"
No_Superman10: @TXC2 "And then! Aftershave! [Screaming!!
TXC2: No_Superman10 lrrHEART
Krokaar: you gotta pump it up!
DigitalSeahorse: frames pls
cardinalwiggles subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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RealGamerCow: That scared the crap out of me
TXC2: oh good that wasn't just me lossing frame
cardinalwiggles: How do people like this Metro game compared to the others
cardinalwiggles: i do love the books
cardinalwiggles: LUL
TXC2: !clip
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Zaraka00: D:
Krokaar: ALEX NO!
cardinalwiggles: what a reaction!!
Amentur: D:
TheAinMAP: Alex!
grimsmoke_: hi
wildpeaks: Alex why
SimplyLeggy: good job, hero
cardinalwiggles: F
musclewizzard123: lrrFINE
tyrsredritehand: NotLikeThis
BlueDaNewb: lrrFINE
TreeVor84: LMAO!
kdefinition: Luckily children in this universe are flame retardant
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
JqlGirl: "Let us celebrate with cocktail."
ShaneLeeAtk: Hello Highlights!
alger_waterlow: you should look at getting that fixed
DigitalSeahorse: :D
tctrain: That was an amazing misclick
No_Superman10: Clipping that now
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck_HF lucidDuck_HF lucidDuck_HF
TheOtherTrevor: damnit. I just spat food all over my laptop
SimplyLeggy: good thing this isn't dark souls
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TheMerricat: so the only thing I know about the Metro series is the first one had a really trippy 'good ending' did that carry over into the next two?
Krokaar: its a harsh world, im hungry, time to cook the child....?
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahahhahahhahhaha
TreeVor84: Just makes me think of "I punched a kid, she died"
wildpeaks: Flowey will remember this
TXC2: fast karma there
cardinalwiggles: stepped on a lego
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TreeVor84: just a broken ankle or something, walk it off
JqlGirl: skate it off, bobby
DigitalSeahorse: Children's Clothing has excellent fire retardant qualities! lucidDuck_HF
TXC2: ironically, a broken ankle would hurt less then a sprained one
wildpeaks: nice day for a stroll
PixelArtDragon: Given the setting, maybe she was wearing asbestos?
cardinalwiggles: This has a very different feeling to the other Metro games
DigitalSeahorse: PixelArtDragon probably :P
TXC2: cardinalwiggles it's more open world-y from what I hear
No_Superman10: The shrimp are restless
wildpeaks: peek-a-boo lobsters
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am so happy that works
cardinalwiggles: @TXC2 a lot less metro in this metro game
tyrsredritehand: Sail the lobsters to Neptune's kingdom.
JqlGirl: Alex and the post-apocalyptic shellfish allergy
No_Superman10: You've gone through like 10 tabs of morphine in the last 10 minutes
No_Superman10: Artyom is SO high right now
TXC2: cardinalwiggles more Loco then metro :p
wildpeaks: the clipazines of the sea, shellfish
No_Superman10: Oh hell, so he can really see around corners
DigitalSeahorse: it's that giant shellfish allergy
PolyGryph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
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cardinalwiggles: I wonder how viable these guns in these games actually are? would this gun actually function?
cardinalwiggles: the modded ones i mean
No_Superman10: @cardinalwiggles The AK probably would, no idea about the compressed air gun
TXC2: yes, but not for long, and by long I mean 1, Maybe 2 shots
Izandai: Is this a gas-powered gun?
codatski: Shoot, got here late
TXC2: Izandai it's a BB gun
Izandai: oh
Izandai: huh
RealGamerCow: Oh no, a 6 inch ledge!
No_Superman10: A BB gun loaded with steel balls and powered by compressed air
ravenlord_xix: When I was younger, I legit thought "gas powered" in terms of a gun meant that it was actually powered by gasoline running a tiny motor inside
tyrsredritehand: Sounds very Russian @ravenlord_xix
TXC2: ravenlord_xix haha Neat
TXC2: sounds real Diesel punk to me, a petrol powered Machine gun
JqlGirl: restore health with lifegiving vodja
ArkhamArchivist: you Can Teen
TXC2: there's a plan?
codatski: yeaaahhh, I didn't know how much you really wanted to know
PixelArtDragon: You must know the plan, otherwise why would you be the one calling the shots?
TXC2: man Night vision is the only thing that's worse in Call of Pripyat over Shadow of chernobly IMO
PixelArtDragon: Is there a pacifist vs non-pacifist thing in this game?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon probably not
Critterbot: Throwing knives?
cardinalwiggles: always go for the man in the fanciest hat first
codatski: You thinned them out a litte
codatski: *little
wildpeaks: that's our boom stick
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
BillTheCat: 76 months?! that's almost 75 years!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BillTheCat! (Today's storm count: 8)
PixelArtDragon: Nice of them to use color-coded laser sights
JqlGirl: shoot pig. free bacon
Brozard: Be sure to prime your Super Soaker
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnPig
kat2kool: Hello Alex and chat! How goes the Russian Choo-Choo business?
codatski: Hey, got it in one!
TXC2: Hello kat2kool welcome
Brozard: WHAT
wildpeaks: we're about to get a Choo Choo boat
kat2kool: ooooh
Brozard: "Stay cal,!" *gun butt to gut*
Brozard: *calm, wth
ravenlord_xix: was she throwing shade at you for not stealthing good?
codatski: I'm pretty sure it is hard for you to get any of your team hurt
wildpeaks: yes ravenlord_xix
ravenlord_xix: rude then
wildpeaks: she has quite a few lines for that :D
TXC2: I like how we have lasers on these busted ass rifles :p
TXC2: Russian, the weather is Russian Kappa
wildpeaks: a breath of fresh air
kat2kool: typical east coast. far far east
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: Bill the orangekitSmoresfront lucidDuck_HF
kat2kool: i thought those didn't exist?
Nigouki: how'd you get so fit living inside a dank subway?
TXC2: "ROUSs? I don't believe they exist."
wildpeaks: it's nice how stealth get rewarded by hearing more of their dialogs
TXC2: Nigouki Crossfit natch Kappa
kat2kool: @Nigouki lifting trains
PharaohBender27: Whoops, I came a bit late - how's our Russian friend doing?
PixelArtDragon: Is this guy talking about you?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, he's doing alright
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:14.
TXC2: PharaohBender27 we moltov'd a accident
GoAmpDog2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
GoAmpDog2: sneaky sneaky
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JqlGirl: sleeeep
wildpeaks: so much fish everywhere, this place must stink
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Oopsie daisy
ravenlord_xix: Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Russia
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, you'll discover how fire retardant kid's clothes are in VOD :P
ProfessorShinobi: What's a P.aladin?
kat2kool: 'House of the Fish' sounds remarkably unthreatening
PixelArtDragon: @kat2kool Maybe a reference to the Church of the Fish?
Revelia: ironically that man was looking at a picture of his god on the wall
DigitalSeahorse: go SEA your COD
PixelArtDragon: Give him the ol' one-two punch
eric_christian_berg: Impenetrable cloth!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: where's the elevator?
DigitalSeahorse: oh there it is
eric_christian_berg: You know what we need? Grenades.
utsusemimaru: dude... they're insane...
TXC2: I see we've reached Far Harbour Kappa
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
tyrsredritehand: sergeFall
amythist: he's fine there wsa ice down there to break his fall/neck
GapFiller: seabatSKYLADY
tyrsredritehand: Wait, This is a Deep Ones Cult?
SimplyLeggy: good thing these guys have some serious metal gear solid vision
JqlGirl: i love the tsarfish
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrFishin jlrrFishin jlrrFishin Glory
SimplyLeggy: this is no longer a sneaking mission
PixelArtDragon: At least THESE guys respect the "don't attack during cutscenes.
TXC2: uh Duke can you stop walking in front of our gun?
Modriin subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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TXC2: well you'll FEEL "fine" at least Kappa
SimplyLeggy: some morphine will definitely patch up that hole in your neck right up
wildpeaks: narrator voice: he won't be fine
kat2kool: drugs solve everything!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
CAKHost: The checkpoint horn is a fog horn?
PharaohBender27: So we're going east? Are we going to have to go through *all* of Siberia?
JqlGirl: electricity is a sin!
PixelArtDragon: Is he dead, or conveniently able to come back at a surprising time?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
Chatty_Protagonist: Wait, this isn't the vod
eric_christian_berg: Артём! Артём!
TXC2: PharaohBender27 we're on the Volga, I assume we're heading south
Mushbie: she really does look like the woman from the D flatning meme
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
amythist: thanks for the stream
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Oh, I thought he was saying they had left the Volga
TXC2: !events
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
kat2kool: Thanks Alex!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Alex
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2454 patrons for a total of $14,703.96 per month.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
TXC2: !discord
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RealGamerCow: thank you for the stream
CAKHost: Bye!
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:
rrtycoon2: It was fun, regardless of wait.
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ah well maybe we are then :p
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
DigitalSeahorse: I must have been on a bad lag there
LordZarano: Thanks for the stream Alex!
tyrsredritehand: Thank you Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the stream pegaBooty lrrALEX
LordZarano: Go watch Checkpoint on YouTube of you haven't already, chat.
LordZarano: *if you haven't
GapFiller: small point of confusion: G did the Nintendo story
EightBitDreams: Yeah, you have to check the point before you can chill at it
GapFiller: which yr think aint that Beejs turf
DigitalSeahorse: uh...
PharaohBender27: @LordZarano Yeah, don't want to have to tell Ms. Dery we didn't do your homework
DigitalSeahorse: oh
GapFiller: also that stinger was v nice
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Did you forget to do your homework!? :O
RebekahWSD: We had homework? Oh gods, it's high school all over again and it's been over a decade help
GapFiller: gotta say callin it homework really encourages people to go watch the episode
GapFiller: thats some grade a advertising there
PharaohBender27: @RebekahWSD It's a joke lrrHEATHER made some weeks ago, that watching the Checkpoint episode was "homework" for chat before Chillpoint
RebekahWSD: Oh. I don't always get jokes. I will relax slightly.
Raiz0k: EHLO everyone.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Raiz0k ! PrideWave
kusinohki: Hewwo!
PharaohBender27: @RebekahWSD I mean, you should still watch the Checkpoint episode before a Chillpoint :p
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @kusinohki ! PrideWave
RebekahWSD: It seems like a good idea!
DigitalSeahorse: I like the youtube membership video
Raiz0k: It is, if only for the entertainment value.
PixelArtDragon: It's like homework. Yes, you should do it, but also I'm living proof that you can get through large swaths of life without doing it and turn out fine in the end
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse You mean the AskLRR?
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Raiz0k: Huh, good point PixelArtDragon :D.
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy milk.
GapFiller: its worth noting Heather called it homework once as a gag
GapFiller: and its we the chat who are running w/ it
GapFiller: running it into the ground if anything
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller I mean, it's what we do katesShrug
Raiz0k: We're probably halfway to the outer core right now @GapFiller .
GapFiller: as w any internet gag comes a point where it starts to feel like one of EGMs April Fools
PharaohBender27: That I'm probably running it into the ground more than anyone else, truth be told
PharaohBender27: *And I'm
Raiz0k: Nah, it's a team effort.
GapFiller: anybody here remember EGM?
GapFiller: are they even still going?
GapFiller: presumably not
GapFiller: print is dead after all
Raiz0k: Electronic... Ground?... Music?
PixelArtDragon: Who? @GapFiller
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news :D) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
PixelArtDragon: The question is, have we located Beej?
PharaohBender27: I'm trying to remember - is that the one that got bought out by Maxim, and then when subscribers tried to cancel and refund the Maxim issues, the checks bounced?
Manae: Well they still have a web page
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
Raiz0k: lrrSIGNAL
Styxseus: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: Ah, then I'm probably thinking of a different thing, then
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PixelArtDragon: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Manae: I don't know if they still print a magazine, but they do still appear to be alive
Raiz0k: Man, I've got to buy BGC's albums sometime, such great tunes.
GapFiller: well today is bc Friday
Raiz0k: British Columbia Friday?
GapFiller: tldr fuck Spotify support musicans
LordZarano: oh yeah Bandcamp is waiving their fees today
GapFiller: yeh been caning bunch of peoples stuff that dropped today
GapFiller: inc several mates new albums
Raiz0k: Ah, good to know, thanks for the explanation!
banderbear91 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Chillpoint! Hang out with Beej and Paul and Chat about Gaming News! 📷 ||
Brozard: FallGuysWin FallGuysWin FallGuysWin
Manae: @GapFiller Looks like the magazine died in 2014. Not sure if the site is "real" EGM or just someone that bought out the name