jessieimproved: !findquote wait
LRRbot: Quote #1720: "Wait... your pie might not have something inside?" —Paul [2016-02-08]
jessieimproved: !findquote bored
LRRbot: Quote #6708: "Violence is boring." —Kathleen [2020-01-16]
jessieimproved: !findquote impatient
jessieimproved: oops i did it too fast
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always going left.
CaptainEnder7: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week join the crew for an Amonkhet Remastered draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering Arena) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
gnome_friend: !card obelisk spider
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
asthanius: They just spoiled a new green card that's basically green Cryptic Command. You can quote me on that. (Please don't quote me on that)
jessieimproved: Would you believe that I've been watching LRR play Magic for like a year now, and I still don't know diddly about playing Magic?
gnome_friend: The Inscription of Abundance?
asthanius: Scale the Heights
asthanius: It's not modal
asthanius: But it does everything Green likes
serramarkov: Are we about 7 minutes out from the next stream?
jessieimproved: indeed
gnome_friend: @asthanius doesn't seem to be on scryfall or mtggoldfish yet, do you have a link?
serramarkov: Awesome, I hate to see umpteen bot checks in a row, so I figured others might too.
gnome_friend: Neat
gnome_friend: It definitely does a little bit of a lot of things
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Eating your armor doesn't help you.
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious armor.
gnome_friend: Do we know whomst is playing tonight?
Juliamon: As usual, you'll find out when the tweet goes out.
coachNelly: ehn i'm not doing anything
coachNelly: it's myself, james, cameron, graham, and wheeler
TheQuantumMechanic33: Is there FNPF tonight?
asthanius: 5 players?
coachNelly: yes :D
TheQuantumMechanic33: Awesome
gnome_friend: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #2864: "There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason." —Nelson [2016-06-24]
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
asthanius: !dagger
asthanius: 🔪
ihlendrax: !findquote dagger
LRRbot: Quote #4855: "'I've got the dagger. It's in my pants.' 'That's a good place for it.'" —Ben and Ian [2018-03-26]
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It wouldn't have suprised me if that command worked
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
Sibwow: slytqKnife
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
JohnPraw: Hello people.
Porsgaard81: Hello?
Kairanie: Hello!
NightWingMistHawk: Hello
LoadingReadyRun: Hello
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey. Hi.
DiscordianTokkan: Hello all!
cryomancer20x6: Hi
poggifers: Greetings
KaminaDuck: Hello friends!
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Hi
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This evening on the Friday Night Paper Fight Graham, James, Cameron, Nelson and Wheeler are battling each other in the wonderful world of Amonkhet Remastered! | ||
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kc0ygw: Mmmmmmm
gnome_friend: Funpuffs time!
chillmill1: hello
DiscordianTokkan: Is there no music, or is my stream audio frigged up again?
Sasu010: Nooo i'm sad! my sub ran out
ptay313: voxyHii hi everybody
austeritz: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE thespi22Jerhaw
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ItsR0b0tNinja: :)
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sheer_falacy: @DiscordianTokkan No music
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bl1ghtn1n6: hey chat, how goes the Friday?
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tim_e_time: Friday night digital paper fight
gnome_friend: !card blightning
LRRbot: Blightning [1BR] | Sorcery | Blightning deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards two cards.
chillmill1: Friday night pixel fight
ItsR0b0tNinja: saturday for me. Just got home from work. Time to watch MTG as i fall asleep
bl1ghtn1n6: someday, when I can paper Magic again, I will sleeve up 75 Blightnings
gnome_friend: @bl1ghtn1n6 what format is that legal in?
Porsgaard81: I was out drafting paper M21, and now this :)
bl1ghtn1n6: it'd just be a meme deck on the level of 60 basics, and as a fidget for shuffling
gnome_friend: And then they casCADed, into another lrrEFF ing bloodbraid ELF!
ItsR0b0tNinja: my LGS has closed permanently due to covid. Nearest is 1 hour away now.
LoadingReadyRun: Gonna be 2mins after we hit 0:00 or whatever malarky it says
MysticOp9: <3
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Evochron13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
Evochron13: 81 months?! that's a sudoku-squares of months!
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Earthenone: who is hosting tonight?
bl1ghtn1n6: I didn't consistently have an LGS before 2020 anywho, but maybe one day I'll find a good place
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM
Nadriachi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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DiscordianTokkan: Go time? I thought this was a MtG Stream! Haha
paronomasiac042 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
paronomasiac042: Magic? Magic.
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gnome_friend: Malarky: "It's go time"
lirazel64: Whee!
gnome_friend: !findquote malarky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Evilfriend79 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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TheWarbo: "nifty chat malarkey"
gnome_friend: The Tinkerer's Cube is an intriguing thing
LoadingReadyRun: 45sec
tidehollowcat: Who's playing tonight?
ItsR0b0tNinja: I live in a fairly poor area so LGSs don't stick around long. and with that is mostly standard not modern like i play. such a shame. even struggle with draft.
Nogrid: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
Earthenone: !playera
CCinderCC: BibleThump
Earthenone: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [6m ago] @loadingreadyrun> This evening on the Friday Night Paper Fight Graham, James, Cameron, Nelson and Wheeler are battling each other in the wonderful world of Amonkhet Remastered! | ||
LoadingReadyRun: Graham, James, Cameron, Nelson, Wheeler
bl1ghtn1n6: Cube's cool, but I wanna save for Zendikar so I can play the new lands cards
Porsgaard81: My LGS stopped hosting events, but we play at a youth club instead.
gnome_friend: Okay what does the little sad oval have to do with thumping bibles?
TheWarbo: MIC FIVE
chrono2x: Hot Mic
secretbranch: Mic 5
gnome_friend: MIC FIVE
twintarantella: it's this another roto draft, or a normal draft?
DiscordianTokkan: Hot Mic!
blackwlf: JEBUS I forgot this was open.
kerbalized_: MIC5
philippekav: woops indeed
bl1ghtn1n6: MIC 5
kamelion84: MIC FIVE
bennguyen200: MICCC FIVVVEEE
TheQuantumMechanic33: Hi everyone!
RockPusher: Director's commentary on this rad intro
ShaneLeeAtk: What's up with you, G?
Fugi: Hi Graham
metaldog564: is the vengabus coming?
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
Natural_Ones_Only: Finally getting to catch one live!
TypicalTales subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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MysticOp9: Oh hey, didn't see you come in there?
TheQuantumMechanic33: gotta love that disconnect between mouth and sound
dividesBy0: Seems reasonable
bl1ghtn1n6: it was only announced today, iirc
Wolveroo subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Wolveroo: Woohoo i'macat draft
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holz1994: The new Cube is pretty cool, it's an actual Cube and not just Good Stuff
Officinalis: It's a Kingdom of Cards!
gnome_friend: James is a bit quiet
ttkblazer97: any news on a zendikar rising preprerelease?
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The Zendikar Rising PPR will be happening on Monday, 14 September 2020! For more information:
ShadowboyTyler subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
ShadowboyTyler: Been liking my time with Amonkhet Remastered, great to see it here
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bl1ghtn1n6: it's a bit more synergy-based than last time
chrono2x: A curated draft experience instead of just a a bunch of awesome things
NarishmaReborn: it's a geometrical shape with equally sized sides
Robot_Bones: themes and achetypes
jdb399: is cube not supposed to be just good stuff? XD
ttkblazer97: nice!!!
AlienNanobots subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
AlienNanobots: hiiiiiii
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bl1ghtn1n6: also they pulled Fires, which is fair, but I miss my bonkers Fires decks
Earthenone: its happening at the same time as pax online i belive
niccus: a content week of PAX and ending with lrrmans
odocoelus: I'll stick around for a bit, because the LRR people are so entertaining...but I'll be honest, plain old AKR drafting is a little disappointing.
shadowbow464: Boo
CraziestOwl: Is the audio synced for everyone?
RockPusher: vrrrrooooom
holz1994: I mean you have actually more Synergistic Decks you can draft, instead of just shoving all the good rares and mythics in there
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
YakkersHoungan221B: Madman
Diabore: cause hes a madman
chillmill1: what the heck
doomlimit: I believe that immediately.
Kazman20a: Grahams camera is looking very clear, is it new?
Earthenone: !findquote yorri
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
erased_citizen: when is the LRRmans?
Robot_Bones: That's our Ian lrrHEART
YakkersHoungan221B: And I say Madman with nothing but love in my heart
Earthenone: !LRRmans
RockPusher: Doubly Cubely
adambomb625: No double queueing, only triple queueing
asthanius: Wow that is an obstacle
Sibwow: nelson quick grind some queues
NotCainNorAbel: say good night gracie
Genderi: "tickets"
kamelion84: lol
Earthenone: Saturday, September 19 though maybe friday in the states?
NarishmaReborn: it's just that. 442
RockPusher: Hey! That's my luggage combination!
NarishmaReborn: it's an old card
fatherllymic: Yeah Friday night!
JRandomHacker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
JRandomHacker: Oh right I can watch these live
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averythetiger: Hurray! It's preditory!
chillmill1: oh yes
adambomb625: My credit card number is Graham's number written out numerically
TwitchTVsFrank: oh yeah
JRandomHacker: I've actually seen "copyright" being the biggest issue - banks won't print copyrighted images on the card
floki4242: There's a website where you can buy stickers to put on your card
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN
LadyAiluros: PLEASE NO
TwitchTVsFrank: i can put anything on my card
paronomasiac042: My credit card number is phi. Takes forever to type it in
CraziestOwl: Visa do it
fatherllymic: People would know to hate you
floki4242: Like you could probably put caillou on it
kvothie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:55. lrrSPOT
RockPusher: jlrrCai jlrrLlou is his own benefit, Graham
fatherllymic: If you showed off a Caillou credit card
twintarantella: @adambomb625 I thought that Graham would have been using that
averythetiger: Try calling your credit card company and asking them to label you as "doctor" to celebrate your new degree. I've seen some fantastic results from a Dr. Funk.
YakkersHoungan221B: Oh no I dropped my Monster Clout I use for...
KaminaDuck: Thanks, James, now the Caillou theme song is stuck in my head again
RockPusher: PowerUpL seabatUseless PowerUpR
tctrain: Yeah, hearing somebody worked on Caillou would reduce my opinion of them
adambomb625: @twintarantella That's because I stole his card
mrfeelinggood: Did the stream just start?
NightWingMistHawk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:50.
mrfeelinggood: Thank you Hawk!
NightWingMistHawk: Np
austeritz: but wheeler, this is media
Molladia: Are we waiting for something?
twintarantella: a credit card you could kill a human with
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it's usually marketing deals with said brand, like a bank sponsoring a local sports team and making a custom card for it
sterlingsojourner: I'm gonna pay extra for that solid gold one so everyone knows I'm in debt
twintarantella: I assume that when you get that Amex Black it comes sharpened, right?
Fozzy1203: This is such a fun set!
Molladia: Wasn't trying to rush sorry, I joined late
averythetiger: They did cut a LOT of afflict.
tctrain: Only if you have 4 toughness
Relentless_Bread: dammit wheeler you said Google and it caused my Google Assistant to turn on
tergonis: not as much afflict running around
LoadingReadyRun: @Molladia no worries!
Dmc3628: occasionally but there's still games where exerters run around
funghoul37: Yoooo
tim_e_time: my card has a glamor picture of so, I wink at store clerk
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
Sibwow: cam what does that mean
Izandai: Not doing the Tinkerer's Cube thing?
shakey_viola: what would you do if you gave me $20
Nuurgle: whenever I have blockers, that jackass red jackal with exert comes down and doesn't let me
Lucaan: AKR is definitely closer to AKH speed than HOU.
twintarantella: the first time I ever drafted original Amonkhet I played a deck that had like 20 cycling cards and 3 other creatures
Izandai: Aaah, I see.
aBoredBarista subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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Izandai: Oh, I see what you're doing! Sweet!
djalternative: well, if you have time for a second draft...
Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun Did the draft received in todays Mailtime ever get played?
twintarantella: I think I went down to 14 lands by the end of that draft
bl1ghtn1n6: lol
circusofkirkus: how generous
paronomasiac042: What would you do if you did this?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Lucaan: How long is the cube gonna be up for?
Izandai: GOTTEM
LonelyTex: LOL
gnome_friend: I mean, that's what Patreon is, right?
Dmc3628: ^
twintarantella: outplayed
TheWooglie: 20 Canadian isn't that much
asthanius: Perfect. Wheeler's scam is now in phase 2
tim_e_time: I would say "no" and hand you six. cut that all i got
gamercat88: $20 usd? or cad
m_logan2000: you carry cash on you?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
ttkblazer97: don't you usually keep the cards you drafted?
Earthenone: is there a 20 CAD coin?
KingOfDoma: You're Canadian. Send him an eTransfer
Cartographers_Ink subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Cartographers_Ink: I'm HERE!!!!
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Kreiseler: James has a 3 year memory confirmed
Fairgrim: yea is this $20 USD or $20 CAD
twintarantella: make him a sucker bet for ice cream then sell the ice cream
YakkersHoungan221B: Benjamin 'Do you have 20$' Wheeler
SquirrelEarl: The long game
fatherllymic: Ask him for $19
AlienNanobots: Bold to assume any of us will still be alive in three years
Izandai: Ooh, I LOVE this.
asthanius: The clock starts NOW
tim_e_time: 25cents a month
ItsR0b0tNinja: i got £50 out of the bank at the beginning of lockdown and it is still crisp in my wallet.
chillmill1: Is this the stock market?
Dmc3628: is this a split the room prompt?
TwitchTVsFrank: i love this
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
Kreiseler: can we record this social experiment? for science?
Izandai: I can't wait to get the resolution for this bit in four years.
marcy_baybay91: is this economics ?
RockPusher: That sounds like Beej
Dmc3628: Always Cut a deal with beej
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
7gorobei: oddest prop bets ever
twintarantella: but if you give him the $20, the trolley goes down the LEFT track
floki4242: custom card stickers
Izandai: Long-Term Storytelling In Loading Ready Run
wolfek1ng subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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Dmc3628: like what's in the longbox from 2016
Kreiseler: but James the interest rates
CleeKru: you all sound a little bit higher and more nasal then your usual streams.... is this on my end???
Izandai: You DEFINITELY should not've done that.
niccus: that is so not worth it
Izandai: That was a MISTAKE.
NarishmaReborn: with modern phone calendars, i take that
Diabore: beej has an alarm
tim_e_time: Invest in James, make money on intrest
DeGunner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
DeGunner: Have some fun out there yall!
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Izandai: I dunno if a granola bar is the best thing for that. Those go stale.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kadenus: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
chrono2x: hahahaha
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
circusofkirkus: LUL
KaminaDuck: LOL
YakkersHoungan221B: LUL Gonna get that cash
paronomasiac042: lawl
cryomancer20x6: That's why I love drunk me. Drunk me buys all kinds of stuff on Amazon that I forget about
Izandai: Welcome to the highlight reel.
korvys: Beej has a "James owes me money" alarm, while G has a "Remember Dre" alarm, and I think that sums them both up.
Nuurgle: Cameron just unlocking the memory
tergonis: bamboozled!
Kazman20a: James is that friend
niccus: The Debts of Turner
Radyin: I look forward to the presents I left for myself when I pull out my winter jacket every year.
Mysticman89: so if you don't even remember, can a random associate come up to you and be like "you owe me 40 from 5 years aog"
therealkenm135: I'm late what did james do
Zaraka00: @CleeKru refresh, sometimes tiwtch speeds up the video slightly if you fall behind and it sound slike that
gnome_friend: !card the countdown
LRRbot: The Countdown Is at One [3RR] | Sorcery | Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
SnowBuddy18: Synchronization complete, memory unlocked
awful_neutral subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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CleeKru: @Zaraka00 yeah that helped thanks!
Izandai: Did that work???
cryomancer20x6: wow that worked
Robot_Bones: end that sentance, we bought a big old beej
Izandai: Holy shit.
Dmc3628: that did ALRIGHT
Fairgrim: nice
Ryavis: skillz
KaminaDuck: That's awesome
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Sibwow: this is collusion
NarishmaReborn: sweet
Diabore: anger!
adambomb625: Well done guys
YakkersHoungan221B: Oh dang there Quario
bl1ghtn1n6: wow
bobbymcbob33: Amazing
asthanius: Pog, dude
YakkersHoungan221B: Fear them
AlienNanobots: Nailed it
tim_e_time: lrrWOW
RendezVoodoo: calebdSkill calebdSkill
MadWolf1290: wooooow
Cosmata: That went way better than expected
bl1ghtn1n6: nice first pick, too
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Izandai: Beautiful.
DiscordianTokkan: Excellent.
TwitchTVsFrank: that is so beej
bl1ghtn1n6: seems like a strong place to start
Izandai: Mono boardwipes?
Lucaan: Team LRR and Team random people
gnome_friend: There's a Bontonument
jessieimproved: Don't prepper hoard anything you aren't actively eating
Mysticman89: Theres probably a chance some of the randoms are lrr fans too, if they also did the queue at the same time thing
fatherllymic: Wait, what do you mean I can't pause a live stream to check on dinner?
m_logan2000: R/G board wipes
tergonis: mono wipes
DiscordianTokkan: Canadian IMPs aren't that bad, considering.
BecauseGnomes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
BecauseGnomes: beep-a-lee boop
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asthanius: First pick Invisible Stalker
gnome_friend: Hello @BecauseGnomes
Izandai: It might not be good but I like just taking another sweeper.
Izandai: Puncturing Blow is also good.
Izandai: PrideLaugh Sorry, sorry. I'll chill.
RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Robot_Bones: has chat ever had a problem with that LUL
BearPsychologist: Are they all in the same pod?
bl1ghtn1n6: chat's gonna chat
Nadriachi: yeah
SketchyDetails: Draft Bombs
SnowBuddy18: @BearPsychologist yes
therealkenm135: @bearpsychologist yeah
fatherllymic: P. Blow!
BearPsychologist: Wow
ojutai1231: grahams on mono boardwipe
F1SHOR: chat wasnt going to listen to G anyway chat will just shout what it wants :P
fatherllymic: All kill spells!
evan2246: Mono die
SnowBuddy18: plus G can hover over a card and say this
LonelyTex: Vaguely, yes
asthanius: Scorpion God???
Sibwow: yes thats very good
bl1ghtn1n6: you can make it work
Agnememnon: yes -1/-1
JohnPraw: Yes
tergonis: rakdos does a thing, mono removal basically
kamelion84: yes
Dmc3628: not unless you specifically splashing for Something
elah806: Jund em
bl1ghtn1n6: if you find the bombs
Kreiseler: only if you believe
Dish_KP: Hey! is everyone in a draft together?
Izandai: I dunno, but the card you've got highlihgted is really good.
Mysticman89: if you believe
Sibwow: i mean the color youre in is the best color so
tehfewl: removal.dek? yeah it works
Nadriachi: Stay gruul tho
Officinalis: heckbent
stacko84: Jund it out
Izandai: *highlighted
paronomasiac042: Jund 'em out
queso_gaming: It always works
JohnPraw: Either way will work
adambomb625: Not Gruul? then DIE
frozenphoenix7: It's prob worse than RG, but Final Reward is prob better than the Naga
Officinalis: It can work
twintarantella: ooh, the javelineer is in RB right?
F1SHOR: works yes - good maybe
sterlingsojourner: Good Jund is always good
bl1ghtn1n6: you need to have good finishers, but it can get there
Ristow: late vizier
Relentless_Bread: Graham can you move your camera so we can see all the cards
ttkblazer97: jund them!
averythetiger: Gotta love bitterbow. Just a brick house.
bl1ghtn1n6: I think you take second row middle tbh
azureHaights: Gundam out
sheer_falacy: 5 color good cards!
bl1ghtn1n6: like, it's just such a solid card
paronomasiac042: Jund 'em Wing
chrono2x: I like Bitterbow here
Kreiseler: ya, its shorthand for "today, after 15 years of experience"
elah806 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months, currently on a 81 month streak!
elah806: Huge missed opportunity with Amonkhet for a mono-white split Afterlife card called Station // Station
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, elah806! (Today's storm count: 47)
Relentless_Bread: thank you
bl1ghtn1n6: and we're pretty open for the second color
Evilfriend79: 5 colour bad cards
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Shrink yourself down so you're the top left card art :P
bl1ghtn1n6: I've gotten Gate+Gift before
SnowBuddy18: TIL is short for "I should have known this for years, and now I do"
bl1ghtn1n6: it was a quick 0-3
sheer_falacy: @Evilfriend79 of course it's bad cards if you're using British spelling =P
Dish_KP: Heaven///Earth bugs me, cause it's clearly Heaven AND Earth, and Heaven TO Earth just does not work
JohnPraw: Desert is good
funghoul37: That someone is Cam lol
gnome_friend: @Dish_KP something falls from Heaven to Earth
holz1994: Might have to Pivot from red to Black
YakkersHoungan221B: Splash for Hiero Illumination in Jund Graham, it's the only way
Izandai: Yeah, I've had drafts like this.
Officinalis: Frustrating that Liliana's and Chandra's defeat always go around taking up a couple slots.
ptay313: just means that color will be open from the other direction
queso_gaming: You’ll be fine
gnome_friend: The Bontonument!
Evilfriend79: @sheer_falacy Is there another sort of spelling ...?
NarishmaReborn: might actually be g/b
Lucaan: I once drafted GPG but had to cut it because I didn't have the Gate and it was the only card in the deck higher than 3 cmc eogOh
bl1ghtn1n6: think we can change colors at this point
the_garfielf: such a late illumination
sheer_falacy: sometimes a card is there for sideboards
Izandai: I guess they were for Historic?
TheWarbo: especially not in Bo1 draft
Khalahd: They wanted them for Historic or soemthing probably
bl1ghtn1n6: why
Lucaan: Probably wanted it for Historic
twintarantella: gotta watch out for winota in this format
Diabore: didnt winota get banned in historic?
bl1ghtn1n6: yep
averythetiger: yes
averythetiger: HELL YEAH
BearPsychologist: ooooof
Nadriachi: rewarded!
elah806: OUY
Dish_KP: @gnome_friend you are always fair and just, friend, but while it's true things do fall to Earth, I don't think I've EVER heard that phrase. :P
CraziestOwl: I did like that the put hour of the devastation and amonkhet together
averythetiger: IF NOT GRUUL THEN SMASH
bl1ghtn1n6: would have thought we'd get Nissa's Defeat at least
blastseeker: I was gonna build a mill deck earlier but fraying sanity isn't in here
BearPsychologist: Mouth//Feel
Nadriachi: heck yeah!
twintarantella: wait, wasn't there a ban where everybody was surprised Winota didn't get banned?
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, i havent played it, but still sounds mindboggling that they put all of the amonkhet cards back. except some. but added other random cards?
SnowBuddy18: I mean, you can't NOT do it
bl1ghtn1n6: we're getting there
TwitchTVsFrank: seabatBRAIN
Izandai: PrideLaugh
twintarantella: did Winota get Saheeli'd?
Dmc3628: woof
CraziestOwl: Where are my zombies arena
twintarantella: Well, Guardianed
twintarantella: my b
averythetiger: Well Cam is passing red at least.
bl1ghtn1n6: ok, this deck seems sick
Izandai: PrideLaugh Graham and I made the exact same expression there.
Diabore: fixing
AlchemicalPanda: Not Gruul, then die!
bl1ghtn1n6: top row, middle for me
Nogrid: the sluff
gnome_friend: *
Nadriachi: Khenra
ulexarX: Slough play warning
Izandai: I like the creature.
twintarantella: tfw u don't swerve
ptay313: just take the gold card
chrono2x: I like the cartouche
james_awesome44: Khenra
NarishmaReborn: i like cartouche over slough
Diabore: you have final reward, worth for fixing
frozenphoenix7: I'd take dude
Dog_of_Myth: Trample is good
BearPsychologist: You can cast a creature, you can't cast a land
twintarantella: charioteers just feel so good
Izandai: I don't think you need to splash.
Officinalis: WIll charioteer wheel?
sing_o_muse: take the dogs
TheWarbo: hold Alt, see if you need to raredraft Kappa
averythetiger: I guess try to grab as much burn as possible so we don't need black?
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KingOfDoma: Huh. Only 3 friends online, Graham? Who have you excluded from your social circle?
chrono2x: Trample is v good
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code1300: Fixing
fatherllymic: charioteer
underhill33: Beeb bep
SnowBuddy18: you take that card
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerClown
YakkersHoungan221B: I the seagulls want you to take that one too
RockPusher: wheelerClown
gnome_friend: I like the stalwart more than the brawler
tippy_canoe: I'd take stalwart instead of brawler here
funghoul37: Take the gold card
Dish_KP: @gnome_friend said with absolutely no disrespect to you, of course. Mad respect
NarishmaReborn: what was his valedictorian speech like
sing_o_muse: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
TheMortarPod: posse
chrono2x: Desert?
LonelyTex: LOL
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averythetiger: That Zealot has been a killer for me so many times in the remaster.
fatherllymic: Pir-ruaguay
Kreiseler: but NOT Uruguay. they HATE pie throwing
sheer_falacy: I think he has to listen to you for more than an hour and a half
RealGamerCow: Pie-raguay?
DiscordianTokkan: More like Pie-raguay
tergonis: take us on this journey wheeler
lirazel64: Horse Joke!
Simonark: Oh, THAT'S why Wheeler speaks fluent Gourami
CururuGuasu: Woo, Paraguay!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: As someone who's been to a clown college, Wheeler is bang on.
gnome_friend: Guarani? @Simonark
Izandai: What's really impressive is Ben can absolutely spend an hour bullshitting about this.
azureHaights: If it hadn't been for that horse joke, we wouldn't have spent taht year in college joke.
asthanius: WOW
aerohydra: yeah, we heard the horse joke
YakkersHoungan221B: eyy Cam
sheer_falacy: how did that make it to here
underhill33: lrrWOW
elah806: Ouch, Cam
Simonark: @gnome_friend Yes, autocorrect decided I meant the fish...
BearPsychologist: it kills Winota
twintarantella: clatriarch
sing_o_muse: Clown Yakuza Boss
Lucaan: Wheeler comes from a long line of clowns
YakkersHoungan221B: WYD if Ben rolls up on your house with his army of clowns
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SnackPak_: azureHaights I still say that joke to myself all the time
korvys: payaso rey
texsean: sounds like james hasnt picked any sideboard cards
averythetiger: But nobody wants that and Arena needs to actually support best of 3.
The_Quiet_Alestain: The Clown Oyabun?
averythetiger: Oh, the Sarcofagus is great, but you need to support it.
Arimus221: Not playing cube Kappa
Nogrid: the desert might wheel
BearPsychologist: Thats gotta be what Wheelers doing right?
volraths_bane: Stalwart?
sing_o_muse: desert fiels the cerodon right?
shurtal: Ah, I loved the Car-touchies
twintarantella: Cam has entered Siegmeyer mode
sing_o_muse: ooh throne
sheer_falacy: build around rare pack 3
james_awesome44: PogChamp PogChamp
EsperDerek1: Mm, throny.
Diabore: the ol pack 3 build around
Izandai: Huh, I completely forgot about that card.
sing_o_muse: well someone isn't playing aggro
averythetiger: We can play ONE
Ristow: Wurm is so good
Izandai: You can always get away with one of those.
bl1ghtn1n6: there's a Scrapper tho
Officinalis: Yes
YakkersHoungan221B: Such a massive lad
Robot_Bones: nah Wurm
NarishmaReborn: it stomps a game
Officinalis: It's big and green. and gives you life.
TabbyLavalamp: lrrHERE
Nadriachi: Live the dream
Robot_Bones: walk with out rythm and you won't attract the wurm
F1SHOR: and thats why always force zombies
Figgyleaf: Only just now Wheeler?
Alas_Babylon: Oh, f...rench fries
underhill33: me irl
RobotInProgress: just now?
actionjb: 2020, yes I've heard of her
Dish_KP: Grahams got a good bead on this format. Lots of that color, lots of that other color. Living the dream!
itomeshi: Losing control of your life? That's the power of 2020!
circusofkirkus: a Magic one?
fatherllymic: I missed it, what was P3P1?
Altoguy16499: aggro is what it looks like to me
elah806: Oh yikes, the rare in the last pack plus Wayward Servant
asthanius: A good one
sing_o_muse: RG good stuff?
omdorastrix: wheeler doing the pack 3- pick 7 pivot?
Izandai: hm
twintarantella: people self censoring still always makes me think of that video where the dude drops the antique
twintarantella: "fffffffffshit"
averythetiger: For the first few drafts I did, I kept getting Lily's mastery and doing dumb zombie nonsense.
NarishmaReborn: stalwart
Robot_Bones: Graham is a Drafter, that is to say a conduit, He doesn't define drafting, Drafting defines him
JohnPraw: Nice pack
YakkersHoungan221B: @twintarantella Poor guy... just wanted to show his wax cylinder
sing_o_muse: rewarded
elah806: Can you get a wheel from this pack?
ptay313: can we just take this whole pack?
Dish_KP: Nelly knows where graham is
sheer_falacy: I'm sure something will wheel... somehow
YakkersHoungan221B: Graham if you throw a smoke bomb you can take teh whole pack
gnome_friend: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7017: "I didn't come here to be a coward. [...] I absolutely came here to be a coward." —Wheeler [2020-06-22]
austeritz: wheelerJoke
Izandai: oh no
BearPsychologist: Grease?
twintarantella: @yakkershoungan221b it's a legitimately tragic thing to see and I wish it weren't so funny
BearPsychologist: oh
elah806: Graham, just tap the screw on the bottom of your screen and you can take the whole pack
Izandai: No.
DiscordianTokkan: A+
thraximore: wheelerClown
Kreiseler: 2/10
LonelyTex: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
ArkhamArchivist: illEagle
Alas_Babylon: W-wheeler
itomeshi: I mean, it's no horse joke, but...
shurtal: Next bit
control_rig: No
TwitchTVsFrank: d-
Izandai: No? No. No.
paronomasiac042: This was entirely worth the wait
tergonis: please clap
Kreiseler: booooooooo
sheer_falacy: bit of a strech
control_rig: Nope
Himyul: go back to clown college
sing_o_muse: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
ptay313: no wheeler. just... no
Izandai: I reject that bit.
Alas_Babylon: Guy Phieroah
JohnPraw: Inciter is good
Lucaan: Wheeler majored in pie throwing, not punch lines
Sibwow: saltcophagus
zackfayden808: wheelerUro
YakkersHoungan221B: Are we sure Ben graduated from Clown College
chumpofthemonth: I would like my 30 seconds back please
JohnPraw: So many playables.
Swamplor: Tonight the part of Statler and Waldorf will be player by Cameron
sheer_falacy: cut the bad cards
Ryavis: ooh
Alas_Babylon: If I were you I'd draft good cards
Izandai: O.O I did not know about that feature.
sing_o_muse: huh
twintarantella: I've already forgotten what the joke was
control_rig: Cool Technology
fatherllymic: Camera move to top center?
Lucaan: Love the ability to search your deck like that
Agnememnon: wait how did you do that?
sheer_falacy: you can see how he did it in the filter in the top left
gnome_friend: So many cerodons
Lucaan: Cut 7 lands
chrono2x: Cut two cerodons?
Izandai: I don't like the 1-drop creature.
Nadriachi: desert cerodons go yeet?
F1SHOR: honestly cultivator is to slow in this format doesnt do anything
averythetiger: How often does the Throne work out. I don't usually like it.
sheer_falacy: 4 6+ drops is... maybe a bit much
control_rig: Oh My God
NarishmaReborn: don't need cultivator ithink
DetectiveKeywi: It's like searching through Scryfall correct?
control_rig: I did not know about that help box
Swamplor: I'm fine without colon creatures, thanks
africabytotointherain: close your eyes and cut 7 cards at random
ptay313: yeah, cultivater and ceredons are easy cuts
Talus26: I would definetly cut cerodons myself
bobbymcbob33: That's cool
sing_o_muse: didn't know it applied to the deck view, thought it was just for the collection
Izandai: I see we've begun referring to MTGO in the past tense.
bobbymcbob33: I did not know you could do that
Himyul: cut 7 forests
frogomb: Colon creature? Gross
Dog_of_Myth: Colon creatures are just wurms.
Kreiseler: cut 7 lands forehead
twintarantella: @swamplor I think you'll find they're an integral part of human digestion
Dish_KP: 16 lands
TheWarbo: chat has the best plans
sheer_falacy: cut all of the 2 drops, turn 2 is the least important one
elah806: Sure, Wheeler
control_rig: Hot mic
gnome_friend: !findquote mic
LRRbot: Quote #4289: "'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'" —Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
lirazel64: @swamplor Me too, friend.
actionjb: How low to the ground is this deck trying to be?
fatherllymic: What do we have that lives through anger?
lamina5432: a land?
Nogrid: don't forget the deck box art
Cartographers_Ink: Cut one Pathmaker?
F1SHOR: Pathfinder isnt doing much for us in here
NarishmaReborn: i don't think it is worth it to run that desert without desert payoffs
Dish_KP: @coachnelly with the disrespect! ^^
omdorastrix: ham sandwich?
metaldog564: !venga
Izandai: This is fine.
Lucaan: Deck box art is the most important part of deck building
volraths_bane: Sideboard Jeaven?
NarishmaReborn: but obs just an opinion
gnome_friend: !venga
ptay313: pathmaker initiate is good. this isn't the deck for it tho
Izandai: I really wish you could select a default basic.
gnome_friend: BUS is coming
Lucaan: Why can't we choose our default basics NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Weren't they supposed to have default Lands as an option..? Eventually?
bobbymcbob33: That would be very nice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: My god, that's the funniest part of The Bus clip
sheer_falacy: can't wait til they add Uncards to Arena to go with the basics
tctrain: Hype for the new Zendikar Basics
Lucaan: I did not know that. I usually just spam the plus button
YakkersHoungan221B: time for rumblies
asthanius: D-riffic
rasterscan: Derek!
Izandai: The D stands for
Izandai: uh
gnome_friend: There's a new full-art mountain and forest with really great art
DiscordianTokkan: Durian-riffic
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gnome_friend: @rasterscan he's NINETEEN
Swamplor: I want a little gauntlet slap animation when I challenge someone
Izandai: I very appreciate the lessening of the sand.
Lucaan: There was so much sand flying everywhere on this board before
Izandai: As does my 2013 Macbook Air.
Dmc3628: sounds about right
Porsgaard81: @Izandai Same.
twintarantella: losing the roll was a big misplay tbh
sheer_falacy: math is for blockers gets weird when no one ever blocks
Lucaan: Nellie with the next level bluffing
Dish_KP: Whoa, that card is in this set?! I didn't know that!
alien0bserver: on arena right now, they are in the store!!!
Ryavis: turns your creature into a food
Ryavis: kind of
Lucaan: Yeah, they added a few cards to Amonkhet Remastered like Thoughtseize and Pact of Negation
Himyul: infant crises
sheer_falacy: I can hear the external conflict
lirazel64: Bedtime sounds.
Dish_KP: I knew there was a few, but THAT card! I loved that card in its set
Robot_Bones: two ships firing cannons in the night
TheWarbo: i think it was "those Unstable lands," Graham's lands are available, but aren't Unstable, and the Unstable lands aren't available anymore
sheer_falacy: oh I hadn't noticed the mana screw. Thanks, worst mechanic of magic.
asthanius: You're currently winning, so...
Lucaan: Wasp is also busted, turns out.
Izandai: You can do something spicy.
Izandai: Exert and then X=2
m_logan2000: exert wrath for 2
averythetiger: I would
twintarantella: I have really been more tilted than when I got a Greater Sandwurm thoughtseized
alien0bserver: thanks chat!
YakkersHoungan221B: oh Hi Nelson
twintarantella: like those just don't belong in the same game of magic
meridon_arthas: Greetings o/
Lucaan: I actually really enjoyed original AKH draft. I guess I tend to enjoy faster draft formats, though.
Izandai: This is backbreaking.
Lucaan: Third land monnPOG
sheer_falacy: oof
Alas_Babylon: That's how you end a man's whole career
Dish_KP: time to stabilize
TheWarbo: "Ranched on Lands," the new sitcom coming this fall
sheer_falacy: way too many lands vs way too few
Dmc3628: well that wins
holz1994: I think that's one thing I'm gonna like about Zendikar Rising Draft, the DFCs should reduce Land Screw by a bunch
averythetiger: Annnnd dead
meridon_arthas: I have never played pauper format, can it be still effective ?
Lucaan: RIP
F1SHOR: hes already dead!
TheWarbo: you can't attack you opponent after they concede
Ryavis: if the opponent surrenders mid-attack, weird error messages come up
dividesBy0: you can only attack opponents
ihlendrax: Pauper is far more powerful than you think it can be.
TheWarbo: and arena sometimes gets confused, and *tells* you that
dividesBy0: Not random people on the street
Lucaan: Sideboard into blue black cycling
sheer_falacy: in response, I concede, thus crashing your program!
Swamplor: ERROR: Opponent is already dead. HE"S ALREADY DEAD!
Izandai: Wouldn't it be funny... If we sideboarded... Haha just kidding... Unless...
Dish_KP: I was told by someone once that sideboarding is an admission of defeat
gamercat88: lame
Dog_of_Myth: What about verbally?
MaskedThespian: In the words of The Simpsons: "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!"
Alas_Babylon: Tale's End your concession
Natural_Ones_Only: !concede
averythetiger: It's usually against local law to attack your opponents after they concede.
F1SHOR: after they conceed further attacks is just assult
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Can I win in response to my own concession?
Lucaan: I concede, hold priority...
Izandai: Also don't physically attack your opponents.
SAiconjr: ask yugioh about that problem and why some creatures were banned because of that question
tergonis: concession on the stack, bolt you?
SnowBuddy18: "I concede" "no, we're playing this out"
Dish_KP: definitely don't verbally attack the dead
azureHaights: I believe attacking your opponent after concession is called "assault and battery" and it is frowned upon in most formats
TeamKessig17: Graham, how are you today?
niccus: hey, there's that Lose the Game test card! it was actually comboable!
Gadora: Concede in game one, then they can't attack in games two and three? :o
ptay313: i had an opponent try to tell me one time that he could attack himself, as a way of conceding
sheer_falacy: W/B in the format says you can be alive AND dead
cryomancer20x6: Should definitely start playing with concessions and damage on the stack
SnowBuddy18: you mean go back to?
twintarantella: I heard Oketra's Avengers has way too many many in game purchases
Izandai: oh no
ihlendrax: Oh I miss the days when damage went on the stack and mana burn existed.
Diabore: oketra presents the avengers
lamina5432: wasnt it 6 you played 5
korvys: AVENgers
sheer_falacy: Ah, the days when bounce and blink were even stronger
Paranundrox: you have Blow
Izandai: Remember prowess.
twintarantella: you pay full price for the avenger then you have to buy every exert
azureHaights: @ptay313 My way of conceding in (pre)releases tends to be taking the attack for lethal, then offering to pump one of the attackers, their choice
Dog_of_Myth: @Izandai Yeah, I saw that line too
Lucaan: Oketra played by Samuel L Jackson
averythetiger: Delicious
Officinalis: Uh oh
sheer_falacy: "that's awkward" he says, with a perfect answer in hand
circusofkirkus: oh no
NarishmaReborn: this looks good
Izandai: eyyy
Alas_Babylon: We're fine, if Graham sees the line
Izandai: Disgusting.
chrono2x: ooof
Ukon_Cairns: red wraths mpieDab
Ristow: Anger basically says "You win the game" against RW
Dish_KP: was that a hailku, Nelly?
ItsR0b0tNinja: pack 1 pick 1
sheer_falacy: it must be nice, it must be niiice... to have wrath of god on your side
SnowBuddy18: gather the magicking
YakkersHoungan221B: YEE Ahn Crop the stronkest of creatures
holz1994: I have no idea why they Added Anger to the format when Sweltering Suns AND Hour of Devastation were already in it
gnome_friend: @holz1994 Is hour of devastation in the set?
sheer_falacy: and that artifact that exiles everything
Izandai: PrideLaugh
sheer_falacy: it's a wrath format
gnome_friend: I guess it is
Dmc3628: and win
F1SHOR: i played mono curses originally lol
Akaiatana: Tired: Two separate battlefields. Wired: Combat Phasing
F1SHOR: i lost alot on origional amonkhet
sheer_falacy: I'm assuming they still haven't fixed "attack all" and exert?
Lucaan: The wraths are the "remastered" part.
Dog_of_Myth: Not Gruul, Then Die
meridon_arthas: what colors are best in pauper format ?
TwitchTVsFrank: this format has so many wraths
DiscordianTokkan: !break
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twintarantella: @sheer_falacy it won't automatically exert, but there's an option to switch it over without undoing the attack
YakkersHoungan221B: I do have tomat
asthanius: 🥔
Izandai: Protip: You can click on an attacking creature with exert and shift it to/from exerting without having do deselect it as an attacker.
Dish_KP: Nelly! You did great, buddy!
Izandai: *having to
korvys: I have a lot of salt when I make mistakes, because salt makes m'steaks taste great
averythetiger: BUT WHO?!?!
philippekav: just put on the salty potato shirt we saw in today's mail time :P
coachNelly: thank you! i will endeavour to show better games!!!
Izandai: @coachNelly All the same, we salute you for your service as a speedbag. o7
gnome_friend: !card into the roil
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Nogrid: so quiet
Porsgaard81: Schyyy, be wevy wevy quiet.
sheer_falacy: alas, poor BGC
Fanboy_of_Bolas: moar qwerpline plz
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gnome_friend: Now isn't the best time to be recording podcasts that involve that level of coordination
Caffine1138: I miss physical mtg with people :( stupid pandemic
TotallyNotaBeholder: We join a game already in progress
Kreiseler: an amount of frames
sheer_falacy: at least 1 frames
Kreiseler: with an amount of cards
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerY wheelerH
Fanboy_of_Bolas: I miss restaurant dates, stupid pandemic.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Hell I miss dates!
Kreiseler: island go, weakest start in magic. prove me wrong
Izandai: oh nooooo
ttkblazer97: how's the state of yellowjacket?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Fanboy_of_Bolas: kill them with one power creatures
sheer_falacy: blue is well known for its reanimages
averythetiger: Reanimating is very hard in this set.
Izandai: There's the artifact that you passed Cam.
Izandai: That lets you replay cycling cards.
Officinalis: What are the odds that Wheeler is playing that rare that allows you to play cycle cards from the graveyard?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: they're tapped out. time for the haymaker
TheMortarPod: GPG wants to know your location
Lucaan: Scarab God kinda
Dr_Shandor: Cam is rocking best basics
Lucaan: I said kinda eogWelp
Jean_Jacques_EB: yay just got back from a Draft (core21) finished 1st bought a Double masters booster and got a foil force of will in it! (plus an ugin in a core booster)
Robot_Bones: there is the artifact that lets you play cycling cards from the Bin
Izandai: Abandoned Sarcophagus
TheWarbo: El Dios Escarabajo!
averythetiger: Opening scarab god is the relaxing sensation of being prescribed a deck.
Caffine1138: nice! my LGS is still closed :(
sheer_falacy: for some people it is
AllTheWeasels: Labor Day is in March this year? Weird
FacelessManAboutTown: Long weekend equals bigger paycheck for me :D
wintertempest: oh right, it's still may
Fanboy_of_Bolas: good job @Jean_Jacques_EB
sivakrytos: is it a long weekend in canada too?
Dr_Shandor: I thought Labor day was American only
ZackTheCatKing: Thanks Nelly
dsavillian: @sivakrytos only if we put the u in Labour
LiamK712: My college isn't giving us holidays off this semester to try to keep students on campus
AllTheWeasels: There are a few countries that celebrate it the same time as the US, but we're definitely in the minority
sheer_falacy: you didn't lose it, you just... misplaced it
Genderi: (me, dysfunctional) oh mood
holz1994: Is Labor day just Canada, or also US? Question from a German with a messed up sleep schedule
Fanboy_of_Bolas: pretty sure its just SU
Lucaan: It's okay, Wheeler, Wednesday was skipped this week I believe
Fanboy_of_Bolas: *US
Kreiseler: labor day is also us
azureHaights: Hecc'ed Up Graham
Dr_Shandor: US too?
TheWarbo: i have bad news about the next ppr
Dr_Shandor: Nvm
sheer_falacy: I imagine on other countries they don't celebrate the concept of "labor"
sheer_falacy: Plus it feels really ironic as a holiday
holz1994: Isn't the Zendikar PPR also Monday?
Tidom_Kamf: we spell it correctly
sheer_falacy: huh
noSmokeFire: layber day
Kreiseler: we just spell it correctly* FTFY
metaldog564: monday is independence day here in Brazil
Genderi: todaybourday
AllTheWeasels: There is an International Workers Day that I think most countries observe? Someone correct me here if I'm wrong
Izandai: Ooh, what's this?
tergonis: uwu
twintarantella: May 1 is often referred to as "labor day" informally
sheer_falacy: Ooh ah ah ah ah
Molladia: Because of Stage 4 Lockdown in Melbourne every day is a public holiday.
korvys: A lot of countried have Labour day tied to May Day
noSmokeFire: honhonhon
Izandai: PrideLaugh
SnowBuddy18: @holz1994 the Monday after
asthanius: Sounds like an Alex bit
gnome_friend: The US has spent a lot of energy removing the "labor" from Labor Day
control_rig: That's hilarious! I've never heard that but that's totally a "LRR" joke
Pywodwagon: LRR Remastered when
FacelessManAboutTown: Was that the catapault restaurant sketch graham?
Kreiseler: imagine being so excited you have no choice but to turn french
holz1994: @twintarantella I know that May 1 is Labor Day in a lot of european countries
Elevation_4000_FT: I think that was graham on a stream
TheWarbo: it's like "champing at the bit"
averythetiger: Well. He got the Drake Haven. The question is... did the sarcofagus make it to Wheeler.
sheer_falacy: it's like cha(o)mping at the bit
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i don't think we can race this?
DiscordianTokkan: My facial hair is growing faster in my mid-30s than in my 20s and I don't like it. I LIKED not having to shave every few days!
Earthenone: that lie has no beard
NarishmaReborn: these italicized lies
wintertempest: can't be called bald-faced if you don't shave
dividesBy0: not hiding a firearm in your beard
Kreiseler: the lie doesn't even have the DECENCY to grow facial hair
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh, so both are correct
TheWarbo: it's such an adorable lie, i could just pinch its little cheeks
Kreiseler: how rude
noSmokeFire: all my lies where protective masks in accordance with local ordinance
Pywodwagon: The great thing about language is that commonly everyone is wrong and everyone is right simultaneously
sheer_falacy: my dearest zombie angelica
averythetiger: Unconventional Tactics is so solid.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just a game of Lemmings
sheer_falacy: anything is air droppable at least once
Fairgrim: Falling with style!
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Can Can playis in the background*
Figgyleaf: Flying is just controlled falling
Kreiseler: what does Merriam Webster have to say about damp squid?
sheer_falacy: but instant
99dcwolf: Howdy Chat!
averythetiger: Not enough though. That was a kill if not for the misclick.
ttkblazer97: why not use the land?
Abelzumi: One black mana
Dmc3628: Deadlands is sorcery speed only
ttkblazer97: aah
99dcwolf: How're y'all doing tonight, @loadingreadyrun and Wheeler?
Kreiseler: fret not, for the misclicks tolls for thee
Paranundrox: 50/50 odds :P
99dcwolf: Lmao. Nah, I'm an angel, Ben. I used to be PlaneswalkingJedi
AllTheWeasels: Man it's weird how often those two overlap
azureHaights: Well, to be fair, if you have wheels you don't need to run
sheer_falacy: why not both?
Lucaan: God, that Tamiyo avatar is gorgeous. I really wish I could get it myself eventually.
averythetiger: The Golgari deck got a LITTLE shafted by the remaster selection.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: r-r-remix
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99dcwolf: Been so busy with work, haven't been able to catch too many streams lately. But I have the weekend off, so yay!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: that might've been in bad taste.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: I apologize.
twintarantella: is Decimator in the remaster?
averythetiger: nope
Save_vs_DM: First time watching live and not on youtube
DiscordianTokkan: I like Cam's play
twintarantella: what a shame
holz1994: Oh DUNE beetle, I've understood Doom Beetle all this time
averythetiger: We get Obelisk Spider, and are asked to like it.
Save_vs_DM: That is going to be SUPER WEIRD later.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Golgari amonkhet is amazing, just you need a few more than 3 rares...
ZackTheCatKing: Hello from YouTube in the future
sheer_falacy: I bet saving vs dm has a really high DC
BlightningHelix: Save vs DM is N+1 where N = whatever you rolled.
Save_vs_DM: Unless I'm running, then it's N-1
tergonis: show us the wrath
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averythetiger: Why, auto-tapper? Why the forest?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: wrath
asthanius: "Hey Philip"
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Watched LRL on YouTube today. Maybe my favorite episode ever.
chillmill1: I prefer Mr.Sienfeld
Kreiseler: more concerning when you use my date of birth and social security nukbet
Save_vs_DM: My real name is not common, so I really perk up when I hear it.
sheer_falacy: yes it must be so weird seeing a video where someone says "Hi Graham"
metaphics: I heard dung beetle all this time
AlchemicalPanda: I share a name with someone on the cast... and it always screws with me.
BlightningHelix: "Hey if you're just turning in for the first time your home address is..."
JRandomHacker: There was a Zero Punctuation video ages ago where he blamed a gamdev trend on "You. Yes, you, the viewer. Especially you, ADRIAN"
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Me too, @alchemicalpanda
niccus: we already read out a credit card
Kreiseler: also, I have a J name so I'm used to responding to anything that starts with a J
JRandomHacker: "that probably isn't your name but it was worth it to freak out all the adrians"
FacelessManAboutTown: You think that's weird, try watching Ulmer's while being named Kevin
asthanius: Theen King
matleigh35: wheeler about to have a brain blast
Caffine1138: wow. I can smell the smoke from here
Dish_KP: Ben, no! your nosebleeds!
Save_vs_DM: Oh, big thanks to the entire MTG crew here - my wife has been watching your magic stuff trying to up her magic game and has actually discovered she likes the game with the right decks.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: cam's doing quite well here
sheer_falacy: metaphorically literally
Fairgrim: As a Steve I am totally fine with other Steves answering for me and just blindly agreeing with whatever they said I wanted
Save_vs_DM: Yeah, Ruben not as common.
averythetiger: Drafting Drake Haven is so fun. It is not remotely fair.
freshmaker__: I've managed to basically only go by fresh for so long that I rarely hear my own name even when people are referring to me.
asthanius: Hey MA
DiscordianTokkan: Hey MAW
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hey Maw
Fanboy_of_Bolas: reminds me a lot of metallurgic summoning, but better in most ways.
Phrawger: ey yo ma
Save_vs_DM: This is making inputing edits into this book way less tedious.
sheer_falacy: it's ok, there are better maws out there
gnome_friend: There may be better sources of maws
DiscordianTokkan: HELL yeah, Cam
Save_vs_DM: I swear this is the RPG that will never die. Round 5 of book edits.
gamercat88: cars go brrrrrrrrrr
gnome_friend: But they don't have this hat
SableDrake: maw-wise i still prefer shriekmaw
twintarantella: it's pretty great but could be more abundant
chaostreader: A great Jawb
Kreiseler: great maw sure, but who is GREATEST maw?
Molladia: Graham is so good at the droopy voice
Save_vs_DM: I swear that the Prowling Star (that 1/3 draw a card) says "Ooooh, Uhhh"
Muddy_Thunder: !card anointer priest
LRRbot: Anointer Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Embalm {3}{W}
TheMortarPod: I swear everything that wheeler says is both enlightening and brain melting
Lucaan: Wheeler gets paid in eggs
ChaoticObserver: You see the No Time To Die trailer Graham?
sheer_falacy: he gets paid in droopy voice
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ChaoticObserver: The new one that is
Caffine1138: Laying or Leaning?
Molladia: the trailer was HYPE
Roger_Job329: ohh boy
noSmokeFire: *droopy* No mister bond, I expect you to die...
Kreiseler: is that voice ever UNjustifiable?
A_Dub888: "This is why you lose Shane. Everyone knows love comes from the heart"
Fairgrim: More Bond, I can't wait!
bjorlamn: Oh now I am so excited
fatherllymic: On that note, loving the From Rewatch every Monday!
bjorlamn: You can’t tease us like this Graham
Paranundrox: for 5 bucks apiece you could really rack in the dough :P
Paranundrox: wheelerDroopy
sing_o_muse: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Decaped: the internet is too weird
Officinalis: You definitely made me appreciate The Man with the Golden Gun, Graham.
poggifers gets in the robot
aurousjackal: the crossover none of us ever knew we needed
itomeshi: WTF?
sterlingsojourner: I'd pay a solid 30 dollars to have droopy dog read me a copy pasta
Muddy_Thunder: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
DiscordianTokkan: Send Scrappy-Doo INTO that robot, let it die
Phrawger: scrappy doo found dead in neotokyo
KaminaDuck: That's scary how good that was
freshmaker__: I'm so pupped up
NarishmaReborn: wasnt that the twist in the movie?
averythetiger: This golgari deck did come together better than I've managed.
niccus: nah, it's just you
Baldrash: We're dying, Squirtle.
sheer_falacy: you're not dead til 0!
F1SHOR: but how will he die - so many choices
Ukon_Cairns: one notably isnt none
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Ukon_Cairns: none is none tho.
quetheri: I would pay for wheeler to say "oh dear it seems you've seen it" in a droopy dog voice
poggifers: @Dog_of_Myth oh thank you so much it's been so long since anyone has given me a gift
ZackTheCatKing: Looks like living to me
tergonis: that spider is hella good turns out
99dcwolf: Poggies, my doggies
noSmokeFire: BG burn
Dmc3628: yeah Obelisk Spider secret text
noSmokeFire: !card obelisk spider
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
entropy_mage: we are, all of us, dying at all times
averythetiger: Even if Cam didn't have it, the desert would have secured the kill.
Dog_of_Myth: @poggifers LUL
Altoguy16499: "because words"
Officinalis: Spiders was the kill solely by itself at that point.
Ukon_Cairns: i do like a starting hand that can cast all of your spell
AlchemicalPanda: Betrayal!
Dog_of_Myth: Is Wheeler *that* guy?
gnome_friend: !findquote betray
LRRbot: Quote #5471: "Betrayals are fun. I'm having fun!" —Adam [2018-10-31]
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Bad Things" Wheeler
Kadenus: betrayal it is, then
MadWolf1290: betryal
TwitchTVsFrank: I love the friendly bm
Dr_Shandor: Betrayal
Dish_KP: I back up Wheeler
sheer_falacy: good game have fun!
volraths_bane: I hear Six Land Hand to the tune of Rubber Band Man
freshmaker__: what messed me up with the arena emotes is theyre in different spots to the hearthstone ones so i constantly click the wrong ones
Altoguy16499: GGEZ
TheWarbo: "you have really good luck for future ref" emote when
Altoguy16499: doesn't the Zendikar Battle Pass have new emotes or something?
averythetiger: They are adding emotes with the Zendikar mastery. No word on what they are.
sheer_falacy: this sounds like a bad plan
secretbranch: it should be a ranked thing. once you make mythic, you get to trash everyone else
Officinalis: You only get queued against other people that use them.
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Kreiseler: you can only unlock the terrible emotes by losing 1000+ games
noSmokeFire: buy a custom "how many lands are you running?" emote
Molladia: Ok 100 Smiley
Vyous: Runterra has mtx emotes that are very strong
twintarantella: $20 for "ez"
Kreiseler: ranked games
BlindRift98: thumbing quarters in every time you bm
TwitchTVsFrank: doesnt zendikar bring more emotes with the mastery pass
thraximore: hahaha
niccus: emote that reveals your hand
Gadora: Microtransactions, pay twenty gems every time you want to be rude?
rs_ls: buy a certain number of uses
NarishmaReborn: it just reports you
secretbranch: the double blind
Tiber727: The Hearthstone way of doing things is to have emotes that *could* be sincere but sound really sarcastic.
dsavillian: lol. pre-shadow ban on terrible emotes
adambomb625: $69 dollars for an emote that is just the middle finger
averythetiger: I just think we're getting a Nissa WHO DID THIS face.
twintarantella: @tiber727 Magni's sorry way back in the day
Save_vs_DM: Did they use that draft website for this one as well?
sheer_falacy: it has downsides! technically!
SmashTCG: Fairly good maw
Mysticman89: more of a house hippo guy myself
sheer_falacy: hey ma, you're an all star
shadowypenguin: no they just drafted in arena
shadowypenguin: somehow all got in the same pod
twintarantella: house hippo is good but I dig deep trance hippo
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Altoguy16499: hieroglyphic ruminations
freshmaker__: at least it wasn't riverwheel aerialists
averythetiger: Maybe coordinating your draft start with friends is somewhat reliable? I haven't tried.
TwitchTVsFrank: Customizable Emotes 10xText Emotes 5xSticker Emotes
asthanius: The BM
Ukon_Cairns: build your own doomblade, we got there
twintarantella: I can't wait to make a custom "did you topdeck that?"
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
asthanius: "Nerds can't block Warriors"
Save_vs_DM: Hey, they finally made me a creature type!
ttkblazer97: cam's golgari deck looks so sweet!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
Phrawger: duel decks jocks vs nerds confirmed
dividesBy0: Where do green creatures train? The jungle gym.
control_rig: Ooooh nooo
Akaiatana: Cameron swoled Wheeler up the river
adambomb625: Yeah, I could imagine getting some Nerd cards in Strixhaven
Rogue_07: Cam clearly studied the blade
lirazel64: *giggles uncontrollably*
Lightningbro: Cam you can't just drop amazing one liners like that, I nearly choked on my water! XD
tergonis: but that would put him on an uneven life total
twintarantella: Nelson, Avatar of Chat
chaostreader: I missed it. What did Cam say?
Akaiatana: KUDU NOT?
Muddy_Thunder: Examplar has trombopaline
thraximore: nelson pulling a laboratory maniac move
asthanius: Who do?
asthanius: Kudu
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Creature Type NERD
averythetiger: Remind me of the babe?
shurtal: What's a kudu with you?
DiscordianTokkan: Koodoo's tech support, amirite Canadians?
fatherllymic: Flaccid Kudu?
Pywodwagon: Kudu's are very chill antelope, as far as antelope go. Source: was safari driver at disney
lirazel64: We need nerd tribal!
tergonis: be aggressive be be a *dead*
SnowBuddy18: we already have nerd tribal, it's called Wizards
F1SHOR: cam just playing with him now lol
secretbranch: nobody's ever done that before
adambomb625: They are monsters on theros?
Molladia: Crying face, Ok hand, 100%
Kreiseler: can you then cast reborn: the monster?!
sheer_falacy: call them minions, confuse everyone
SableDrake: this monster is a human cleric
Jackomaning: Has there been an Un set with a "wizard of the coast" creature?
Kreiseler: it lets me summon any monster in the graveyard! your move, yugi
tctrain: Wrath of God is in Wheeler's colors
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sheer_falacy: !card the ultimate nightmare of
LRRbot: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service [XYZRR] | Sorcery | The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
twintarantella: call them monsters and insist they can't be targeted with "destroy target creature" because they're monsters
adambomb625: @Kreiseler But what does pot of greed do?
ravenlord_xix: yes, deathstrikes
BlightningHelix: @jackomaning I'm slightly surprised costal wizard was never a card
gnome_friend: !card coast
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Dish_KP: Cameron! good job!
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lirazel64: lrrCAMERON lrrHORN
F1SHOR: comeon zombie james
AGiantRoach: anyone play the cube yet? wanted to know if it's worth the gems
twintarantella: Coastal Wizard has an activated ability for WUBRG: acquire target TSR game
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW
Dish_KP: Call your deck Wrath of PridePog
sheer_falacy: why would you not want a dog
Greypelt: Grahm, you can click on the bone and it changes doggos
sheer_falacy: dogs are great
josh___something: So, all the dogs
freshmaker__: the dog plains dog!
lamina5432: it grows grass
secretbranch: dog tears are not good
holz1994: Click the Bone and it changes
Greypelt: click on dog's bones
redril: @AGiantRoach it was fun, but i wouldnt spend gems on it
asthanius: There's S tier and more S tier
Molladia: I wish the M21 dog deck worked
elah806: The peace dog is the first pet I have ever had. I love it so much, it is my sweet winter child
ptay313: bolt hound is best hound
niccus: they're all dog tier
josh___something: "the one that looks gorgeous and resplendent"
gnome_friend: The Venga Bus is coming, clerics and rogues are jumping. Makindi to Kazandu,
asthanius: WHAT
fatherllymic: It cycles through dogs
F1SHOR: ohh james is playing the proper amonkhet
control_rig: Move your screen
averythetiger: All the pets do that. Is this news?
TheWarbo: fwiw chat cannot see this
Juliamon: We can't see the dogs
tctrain: We can't see the dog
sheer_falacy: we can't see the dog
lirazel64: We can't see it...
sheer_falacy: worst game
NarishmaReborn: m-m-m- multi-dog
dividesBy0: Dog blocked
adambomb625: Graham, you're covering the doggo
control_rig: We can't see dog!
AdamYMHMI: We can't see the dog :(
shadowypenguin: let us see the dogs
twintarantella: dog: unlocked
control_rig: Dog!
dividesBy0: I find the bolt hound annoying
Greypelt: DOGGOS!
sterlingsojourner: Show us the dog!
jessieimproved: Can confirm, I have learned nothing from watching these streams
control_rig: omg!
ZackTheCatKing: Doge
Save_vs_DM: Bolt Hound is best boy
sheer_falacy: thanks!
Jackomaning: you can get a boltund
TheWarbo: I love the fluffy white dog from the Jumpstart Plains
Dmc3628: where's that wrath G
F1SHOR: it does thta by clicking on it
AGiantRoach: the big fluffy boi has a bed of grass under him too. love it
Galomaniak: bolt hound makes the most annoying sould in the world though
tctrain: Yeah, that means someone at the table got the zombie deck going, right?
AGiantRoach: @redril gotcha. thanks
Lucaan: Peaceful pup is the best
tctrain: Not anyone we get to see, but there was a ton of zombie tribal around
TotallyNotaBeholder: Peaceful pup is the reason I got the mastery pass honestly
tru_boredom: I would love to see the sweet zombie deck one of the other guys in the draft definitely drafted.
ZackTheCatKing: Lol bye wheeler
sheer_falacy: can you pet the dog
twintarantella: I definitely bought Eldraine pass for the fox
Fairgrim: You only have like 10 days to get the puppers
sheer_falacy: just anger
elah806: I tried to set up a Fiverr account once and it was one of the most profoundly depressing exercises I've ever experienced as an artist
therealkenm135: I got the ikoria pass for the nightmare kitty
averythetiger: Perilous Vault
Diabore: pewrilous vault
Jackomaning: sweltering suns
Dmc3628: Hour of dev
lamina5432: dusk to dawn
TotallyNotaBeholder: If you click the dog it rolls over showing it's belly
TheWarbo: Bontu's
tru_boredom: there's also the artifact wrath
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's like petting it
JadedSimulacrum: Is hour of devastation is remastered?
twintarantella: super secret damnation one in every 10,000 packs
TheWarbo: lorge avenger
elah806: Wow, I guess for James growing up really is not so tough
tergonis: choo choo has been called
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
Lucaan: Into the shadow realm with Graham
sheer_falacy: that's a neat trick
Dish_KP: James! Wow, dude! ^^
holz1994: Seltering Suns, Hour of Devastation, Anger of the Gods, Wrath of God, Hour of Revalation, Bontu's Last Reckoning, Perilous Vault
TheWarbo: Does Heaven /// Earth count?
Lucaan: Money well spent, Wheeler
sheer_falacy: if you're counting anger you should count the X cost Graham has
DiscordianTokkan: It's a good dog
TotallyNotaBeholder: Good use of company funds Wheeler, well done
ComradeMik: aren't the amonkhet split cards x TO x
actionjb: Is grahm just reading from his deck list?
ptay313: isn't Dawn//Dusk in here too?
asthanius: Glorybringer makes them scoop, so yes
Roger_Job329: plus sweeps
A_Dub888: Is Mayonnaise a Wrath?
sheer_falacy: Heaven to Earth is just weird
sheer_falacy: !card glorybringer
LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert Glorybringer as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
bjorlamn: Yeah i was gonna mention Rags to Riches
ptay313: oh yeah, i did those vackwards
sheer_falacy: not quite
TheMortarPod: hour of devestation
gnome_friend: !findquote wrath
LRRbot: Quote #853: "Face my shiny wrath!" —Ian [2015-10-13]
ptay313: *backwards
elah806: I've opened a couple of Double Masters boosters here and there recently and even though I don't play anything as high-powered as Highlander I still heard Alex making some sort of thrilled noise every time I opened a card whose name I heard on North 100
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5703: "There's nothing on the line but having good times." —Shivam [2019-01-11]
asthanius: Deep-Fried Wrath
TotallyNotaBeholder: WE got your damage wraths, we got exile wraths, we even got your creature wraths
Nogrid: heaven is a green wrath vs fliers
99dcwolf: !quote Wrath
ulexarX: Technically Heaven to Earth is green and Rags to Riches is blue
Greypelt: Dog Wrath?
asthanius: Seafood Wrath
asthanius: Wrath Stew
Caffine1138: bacon wrapped Wrath
ArgentumFlare: Wrath Au Gratin
elah806: Wrath on Weck
tergonis: wrath smoothered in tabasco
Lord_Durin: Wrath Capishan
99dcwolf: !findquote Wrath
SableDrake: plain wrath
SnowBuddy18: Heaven is a wrath in green
Rogue_07: Rath's Wrath
sheer_falacy: deep fat fried wrath
Roger_Job329: cold watermelon wrath
JadedSimulacrum: Wrath frittata
sheer_falacy: wrath onna stick
asthanius: Gochujang Wrath
TheWarbo: Wrath Capashen
DiscordianTokkan: I tried the McD's "SpiciER" McChicken, with Scotch Bonnet pepper sauce. They're getting CLOSER.
lirazel64: We even got land wrath for that special spice.
asthanius: Do it
verzegcaio: @loadingreadyrun hello Graham! how are you today? Can you ask the guys how are they please
twintarantella: welcome//earth?
BearPsychologist: Do it, it'll be funny
control_rig: Dew it
asthanius: Do it do it do it
sheer_falacy: what is this world where fan bearer is flunging
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Korean wrath burrito
m_logan2000: leathal
averythetiger: Nah, just smash
Officinalis: Swing and do it.
DiscordianTokkan: It was about on par with Sriracha. So I'm going to deff do the Ghost Pepper one when it comes out... Speaking of Hot Pepper
Greypelt: DO IT
m_logan2000: burn blocker ancrop attack win
holz1994: Yeah Missed Lethal
A_Dub888: !card ahn-crop crasher
LRRbot: Ahn-Crop Crasher [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [3/2] | Haste / You may exert Ahn-Crop Crasher as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.
gamercat88: big exert energy
asthanius: oh
gnome_friend: !findquote chat lethal
LRRbot: Quote #2171: "I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago." —Graham [2016-03-26]
asthanius: well...whatev
ttkblazer97: so much exertions
TotallyNotaBeholder: Artisanal Organic Farm to Table Wrath
holz1994: Graham still in a pretty great Position
secretbranch: General Tso's Wrath
BartholemewTheKitten: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #3055: "Chat brings it on themselves. They can leave whenever they want." —Heather [2016-07-25]
BlightningHelix: isn't wrathful tapas just targeted removal?
averythetiger: Yeah, he needs 2 not red blockers to live
AGiantRoach: but anger of the gods also breaks james' spirit
noSmokeFire: wrathful tapas would be a Choose 3 kind of effect
Save_vs_DM: Hey, we all miss lines all the time. If anyone played magic perfectly, it would stop being a game and just become joyless.
DiscordianTokkan: Choo choooo
tctrain: Lightning fast games
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Nelly, there’s a place here in St Louis called Seoul Taco that does bibimbap/gochujang/kimchi burritos.
asthanius: Dumpos?
Muddy_Thunder: Do you think chat would be able to handle a FNPF without a single misplay? Like would we implode.
asthanius: OH dumplings
ComradeMik: crasher is better than you think
holz1994: Invalidating Blockers is so great
djalternative: Opperation Dumpling Drop?
bjorlamn: God “Dumpos” made me snort so hard I injured myself
TheWarbo: Secret Apeshit Technique
asthanius: Hooting and hollering eating soft cheese and honey
averythetiger: It's not the strongest monument, but it does its job
gnome_friend: PCHOOOO
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
DiscordianTokkan: Hell YEAH CHUTNEY
JadedSimulacrum: Oh man onion jam sounds delicious
Twilight_Spark: That sounds dangerous.
averythetiger: We smash and hold it up
tctrain: Flunge back
SnivianMoon: Me and the Satyrs, hooting and hollering over this perfect banana
averythetiger: No, soreciy. My bad
Pywodwagon: There have been 1000 drils, dating back generations
AGiantRoach: trying to explain dril to people who don't get it is difficult
Nogrid: lizard?
NarishmaReborn: lizard i think
F1SHOR: crasher doesnt untap so mehh
tergonis: lizard gotta go
EsperDerek1: Lizard.
Super_Sophomoric: does the puncturing blow rip through space and time? is that why it exiles?
tctrain: We know James only has lands in his hand, he's James Kappa
F1SHOR: just killl him before crasher matters to much lol
sheer_falacy: oh, the cards are probably stop in his hand, right?
SerPoggifers: shall I fetch you another turn sir?
poggifers: @SerPoggifers ... Hello?
averythetiger: Thank you, Poggifers
poggifers: Is that me?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: #vote Lizard, vote Kathleen
SerPoggifers: hello, me?
noSmokeFire: one small yike for mankind
NarishmaReborn: heckbent
bjorlamn: The battle of the poggifers
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gnome_friend: I hope master is okay with me giving to myself
gnome_friend: - Poggifers
A_Dub888: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
sheer_falacy: eye cream?!?!
Caffine1138: wait. I too have ice cream!
secretbranch: what up poggifers'
djalternative: oh no. it's time travel duplicant elimination time
asthanius: BRB gonna make some milk go off
DiscordianTokkan: Literal frozen yoghurt!
freshmaker__: oh no i ate my last ice cream last night :(
TotallyNotaBeholder: I too have ice cream, I made it myself, you all should too, it's fun and yummy
ptay313: aww, i want ice cream lrrAWW
control_rig: Hurk
poggifers: @secretbranch What would you like to be up?
control_rig: Well then
F1SHOR: this is the amonkhet we all know and love
korvys: Oh wow, if you have the fire dog, and click on him, he chews on a Jace pupper
secretbranch: @poggifers your choice
korvys: *puppet
poggifers: My... choice....
A_Dub888: to shreds you say
asthanius: Everybody Butt captain
averythetiger: Yeah, that last swing may have been overly optimistic.
SerPoggifers: what is choice?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrDILLY
AGiantRoach: i just want an emote in arena that plays the roblox "OOF" sound for when I am about to get destroyed
Roger_Job329: I thought James liked softserve.. not ice cream persay
Molladia: I want lrrHAM
fatherllymic: Get Nelly back in!
djalternative: Cube draft?
nicosiam01: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
JadedSimulacrum: How long did the draft take last time?
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F1SHOR: Yer we need to see the new pet 😂
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DiscordianTokkan: YESssss, PlainsDoggo
sheer_falacy: dog!
iris_of_ether: lrrSPOT
control_rig: Yay doggo!
Porsgaard81: Petition to name the dog Poggifers.
F1SHOR: this way he can claim the dog on tax right :P
sheer_falacy: Doggifers
Ukon_Cairns: rheeyoOOF maeric1MaericOOF
averythetiger: *gives lizard haste* OOF
Porsgaard81: Doggifers :D
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerPig
Korolan: @Nellie You can make good "Nice Cream" out of Frozen Bananas
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freshmaker__: the kid getting punched is roblox
iris_of_ether: Ben.
sheer_falacy: it doesn't seem like anyone got a planeswalker (that we've seen)
DiscordianTokkan: Or the URGH from Doom 1. And the Imp Clicks from Doom 1, inexplicably
sheer_falacy: so... fewer words than sometimes
secretbranch: welcome to our weekly fnpf segment: the kenrith hour
circusofkirkus: look at the dog!
Greypelt: DOG
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hooray, best dog!
FacelessManAboutTown: Omg so cute!!
sheer_falacy: DOG
99dcwolf: @loadingreadyrun The guy that voices Will Kenrith is Billy Boyd, who is better known as Pippin from Lord of the Rings
asthanius: DOGGO
Lucaan: DOGGY
control_rig: Oh. My. GOD
tergonis: that is a very good doggo
thraximore: @99dcwolf really? or is that a joke
control_rig: DOGGO!
robothehobo9: the best boy
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Such a GOOD DOG
sheer_falacy: yes
Lucaan: You can pet it too
99dcwolf: @thraximore It's true
KaminaDuck: such a good boy!
sheer_falacy: no don't make it the worse dog
asthanius: DDOS. The D stands for Dog
thraximore: cool
control_rig: Oh my God it exposes its belly!
TheWarbo: if you hover over it without clicking, it looks up at you
elah806: The face he makes when you click an OP's version is incredible
control_rig: Give it PETS
F1SHOR: this is the stream now has
twintarantella: LOIP just really looks like a real acronym
TheBorzoi: Click on the dog, Wheeler, or we will be mad.
SnowBuddy18: Dog Denial of Service
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
gnome_friend: Congratulations!
cryomancer20x6: I missed the last hour - who won the rounds?
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asthanius: Strong Bad's Cool Combo for Attractive People
99dcwolf: The Billy Boyd (Pippin)/Will Kenrith thing is my favorite thing about Arena
Relentless_Bread: I went perfect. with the sarcophagus
gamercat88: roll, roll in ze grass
SnowBuddy18: @cryomancer20x6 chat
AGiantRoach: i got demolished by the sarcophagus deck. had a hollow one too.
sheer_falacy: Trials seem relatively rare
possummtg: I could go for a cornetto trial
FacelessManAboutTown: Wow Nelly's kids' voices changed
sheer_falacy: Graham is 1-1
cryomancer20x6: Thanks
Mysticman89: puberty hits fastr
bjorlamn: @facelessmanabouttown legendary comment
sheer_falacy: wrath a couple of turns in a row, see how the board looks
Rogue_07: Oh my God, Wizards brought back "Cowards Can't block Warriors"
elah806: Cartouche-Trial reminds me of the happy era of Dreadful Apathy + Flicker of FAte
Rogue_07: That makes me so happy
gnome_friend: !findquote face
LRRbot: Quote #3365: "Did you just get face-fucked by a rat?!" —Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
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bjorlamn: That sure is a quote
Dmc3628: that must be a W+P quote
sheer_falacy: I don't remember that episode of watch and play
freshmaker__: talk to the heart cos the face aint listening
99dcwolf: Whenever I play Royal Scions, I always say "We've had one draw, yes. But what about second draw?"
Relentless_Bread: coward is a creature type now
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !quote face
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Ukon_Cairns: just need a warrior and that makes a party right?
noSmokeFire: teenage mutant naga wizards
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !findquote face
LRRbot: Quote #364: "I'm looking very very closely at this rock... with my face." —Graham [2015-06-18]
Muddy_Thunder: Kathleen!
Rogue_07: Hi Kathleen1
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
F1SHOR: that sounds awesome
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
iris_of_ether: Oh that sounds delightful
Fruan: Oh, that sounds so good.
Greypelt: Om Nom Nom Nom
ComradeMik: god damn, now I'm hungry
Fairgrim: But did G bring enough to share with the class?
Super_Sophomoric: sounds tasty
Greypelt: LLR ASMR?
sheer_falacy: but we want to join in vicariously
sheer_falacy: that sounds really good
therealkenm135: graham mukbang
bjorlamn: Mouth noises
korvys: Pasta dish - cheese and pepper
99dcwolf: *Flasbacks to Denethor eating in Return of the King*
tensionheadtv: Cacio e pepe is dope
possummtg: pasta water my favourite! <3
gamercat88: nom nom nom
Muddy_Thunder: Graham turns away from mike to breathe in pasta
ZackTheCatKing: Garlic in it Graham?
AGiantRoach: that sounds delicious
ComradeMik: it's a couple of eggs short of being carbonara
kenny_roberts84: Spaghetti carbonara is good too
MaxTurkeyFlaps: So good, especially with cheese tortellini
F1SHOR: for once everyone made me hungry but its actually lunchtime
TheWarbo: vindicated?
Driosenth: vidicated
sheer_falacy: oh that 15 degree tap
tergonis: chuffed
TheWarbo: !card vindicate
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
sheer_falacy: Serge taps way more than that
twintarantella: I AM SELFISH, I AM WRONG
Super_Sophomoric: I love chuffed\
djalternative: Cacio e pepe and pasta aiglo e olio are both great and super simple to make
TotallyNotaBeholder: When I play paper I turn my mana slightly sideways and then grey it out slightly
freshmaker__: as the kids say nowadays, 'seen'
Rogue_07: I hope Serge isn't Vindicated, I don't want to see him destroyed.
noSmokeFire: tbf "smug" isn't *wrong*
Rogue_07: He's a nonland permanent, after all.
gnome_friend: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #6165: "What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!" —Serge [2019-06-22]
Fruan: 2 PM isn't lunchtime, @F1SHOR , he says, sitting down with his badly delayed lunch.
korvys: Pasta ala gricia
JA_Pinkerton: carbonara has no cheese and has pancetta
iris_of_ether: I thought the pork belly one WAS carbonera?
ZackTheCatKing: Cooking with Cam Show?
ComradeMik: technically pork jowl and eggs make carbonara
ComradeMik: but still, shits good
noSmokeFire: !card aerial guide
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twintarantella: come to think of it, where do they get off calling them permanents? don't they know that everything is temporary and will eventually fade?
F1SHOR: @Fruan the joys of my timezone making it 12pm :P
kenny_roberts84: I'm a former chef. I made a lot of pasta in my life as a chef
Fruan: @F1SHOR Oh! I'm sorry. I was misremembering your timezone.
therealkenm135: scrabby doo references during this stream: 2
sheer_falacy: @twintarantella calling them evanescents just appealed to the wrong demographic
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
sebasuwu93: TPFufun
sheer_falacy: a good relationship like Vader and Luke
TheAwkes: When I cook it at home the difference between getting carbonara and scrambled eggs seems to be the roughly 3 seconds I overcook it. Still ends up tasting good, though.
twintarantella: "what was that about a land?"
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ZackTheCatKing: Wait when did Wheeler get doge?
kenny_roberts84: Guanciale is what you looking for Cam
possummtg: It's Kiblers Doge!!
Paranundrox: wheelerPig
A_Dub888: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #4217: "I clearly gotta be a bunch of dogs!" —Ben [2017-05-24]
ComradeMik: you could give it pats
lamina5432: it sneezes from time to time
sheer_falacy: what else does a dog need to do
holz1994: I think the dog does something else when you emote
ComradeMik: like put your cursor over
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MrPolyK: lrrCHKN
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sheer_falacy: dog demands scritchings and you provide, this is the nature of the world
F1SHOR: well played james!
JA_Pinkerton: TheAwkes - there's a trick. make sure your noodles are very hot in the pan. then take the pan off heat and add egg and stir stir stir. once you get close, back on the heat to get back to serving temp
freshmaker__: gottem!
99dcwolf: Storm Count is 👌, Chat
Molladia: So you're saying send coffee to Wheeler?
josh___something: katesNice
JA_Pinkerton: in fact, you should be heating your noodles in pancetta grease + pasta water to get them hot
possummtg: Wheeler is 1/5 of Captain planet.
korvys: So as I understand it, if you start with Cacio e Pepe, and add pork, you get Pasta alla Gricia, if you then add egg, you get Carbonara. If you add tomato instead of egg, you get Amatriciana
Molladia: Oh the bus is here, where we going?
sheer_falacy: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
fatherllymic: Was that the Vengabus?
thraximore: heyzeusSchool heyzeusBus
korvys: No no no, the bus doesn't come for another 2 months
JA_Pinkerton: koryvs - my understanding is carbonara has no cheese
ZackTheCatKing: Big bus
Molladia: I like the seagull sounds thought
iris_of_ether: I'm till gluing together the chess board!
TotallyNotaBeholder: ALERT The Venga Bus is Coming. The Venga Bu. Is Coming.
iris_of_ether: still*
Lucaan: Edifice is so busted
twintarantella: eddy and his face
Figgyleaf: Eddy's face!
Twilight_Spark: Edifice Rex is my favorite play.
sheer_falacy: oh I really like the Bastion Vengabus
noSmokeFire: would you say you have an edifice complex, graham?
DiscordianTokkan: Edifice Complex
iris_of_ether: Nice.
FacelessManAboutTown: dawildDab
gnome_friend dobs
99dcwolf: Edifice, home of Eddy from Iron Maiden
NarishmaReborn: when quarantine ends, we need more Cameron and Wheeler teamups
sheer_falacy: !clip
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twintarantella: my favorite play about Edifice is actually Seven Against Naktamun
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therealkenm135: oh I get it it's like Oedipus Rex
korvys: @JA_Pinkerton It has a hard cheese, traditionally Pecorino Romano, I believe (at least that's what a chef I watch on youtube, and also wikipedia say)
sheer_falacy: Dog is loyal
Twilight_Spark: anneDog
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Save_vs_DM: Cheer100 for Edifice Rex!
ZackTheCatKing: Dog whimpers
asthanius: "That was an unoptimal Goblin Game"
freshmaker__: wheres the droopy arena pet?
secretbranch: oh so the dog's name is Twitch Chat
korvys: If you click on the Fire Dog, he chews a Jace Puppet
DiscordianTokkan: @freshmaker__ The Dragon Whelp
sheer_falacy: Pet the dog's weak point for massive wagging
possummtg: xD
Super_Sophomoric: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Twilight_Spark: Much like my marriage, the perfect time for it was long ago.
Twilight_Spark: Boo hoo
Murf13: wheelerDroopy
poggifers takes out the garbage
TotallyNotaBeholder: Dueling Droopys
asthanius: "Droopy plays Magic against himself, ASMR"
Caffine1138: New Nickname!
SquirrelEarl: Droopy pet should come in place of Core 2022 with the Tex Avery set
asthanius: "5-hours"
Porsgaard81: Thank you @poggifers
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !findquote droop
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DiscordianTokkan: I got the Dragon Whelp pet as part of my FNM at Home rewards last week, and I STILL would've preferred a borderless card style or a sleeve...
m_logan2000: save the best for last right
ZackTheCatKing: Birds and buses
ComradeMik: the background noise is kinda soothing
lirazel64: Now I'm singing Tom Lerher songs to an empty house...
possummtg: That would be a little overzealous
niccus: gust walker, walking gusts
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sheer_falacy: There once was a man named Edifice Rex, you may have heard about his odd complex...
Murf13: boooo
holz1994: The dog also emotes when Wheeler hits Nelson!
DiscordianTokkan: *golfclaps*
TotallyNotaBeholder: Gonna get blown out by that card
averythetiger: Wheeler's drawn a lot. How thin is his library?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
Roger_Job329: how droll
DiscordianTokkan: Winnipeg The Shit
lirazel64: His name is found in Freud's index, 'cause he *cough* loved to murder.
averythetiger: Thank you!
niccus: and they've been playing baseball ever since
ZackTheCatKing: Tigger was real too.
Cartographers_Ink: James Bond is also inspired by an Icelandic/Canadian from Winnipeg
Rogue_07: DIdn't Milne hate Pooh because it was the only thing he was famous for?
Talin06: Wojtek is best war bear
kat2kool: Apparently the ‘Pooh’ part was borrowed from a swan given the same name
Molladia: Winnipeg is in America right? I thought Winnie the Pooh was british?
averythetiger: That's why they cost 7
gnome_friend: @Molladia it's in Canada
DiscordianTokkan: @Molladia Winnipeg is in Manitoba
DiscordianTokkan: (in Canada)
Nogrid: north america
Dmc3628: both Jericho and Omega hail from that city
Darleysam: which is in Canada, which is in Halifax
ComradeMik: famous for being the home of Chris jericho
kat2kool: @molladia The soldier who named the bear was from Winnipeg
holz1994: "Manitoba" you can't just make up words Graham
tensionheadtv: There's definitely a little exhibit dedicated to him at our zoo ( i live in the peg)
JA_Pinkerton: The bear wasn't at the Winnipeg Zoo, it was at the London Zoo. THe bear was from Canada.
sheer_falacy: Manitohwba
twintarantella: oh right, it's in the US, we were thinking of Windsor Kappa
kat2kool: The bear I think was originally from Ontario
SquirrelEarl: We have this 10% of a moment in history
possummtg: Just like when Canada signed their name in the wrong spot for the treaty of the pacific.
asthanius: That bear was a CITIZEN
Nigouki: also the reason why all Canadians are afraid of the smell of burnt toast
Mysticman89: are there still fresh heritage minute things? I havent watched tv in years
TheWarbo: it's been a while since Graham saw the segment; you'll have to bear with him
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Twilight_Spark: Look, American/Canadian tech progress is a team sport anyways, who's really counting?
ZackTheCatKing: Was Newfoundland Canada at that part?
Molladia: Wow it's a whole thing, I thought it was just a nice story
SnowBuddy18: @SquirrelEarl 10% may be generous
sterlingsojourner: But isn't the US just south Canada? Or was that just a beautiful dream I had once?
twintarantella: "yours now!"
damn_i_am_pretty: Did they ever do a heritage minute on Department H? Kappa
Rogue_07: Would *you* want to put a bear on a boat for 3 weeks?
TheWarbo: Poorbear's Blade
JA_Pinkerton: "Colebourn left Winnie at the London Zoo while he and his unit were in France; after the war she was officially donated to the zoo, as she had become a much-loved attraction there."
Rogue_07: I know I wouldn't
DiscordianTokkan: Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast!
Alex_Frostfire: I must say as a Canadian, loving this conversation.
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun I just read that there was a made for tv movie about Winnie that starred Michael Fassbender!
mitomanox: bear boy
tensionheadtv: those heritage minutes were the best :p
twintarantella: the last country to touch the bear has to deal with it
kat2kool: Finally, my vast Winnie the Pooh knowledge comes in handy
ravenlord_xix: Our forebears were terrible people
gnome_friend: !card forebear blade
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Twilight_Spark: I don't know magic, but this looks like a lot of stuff!
sheer_falacy: y'know, normally you have forebears, not poor bears
JA_Pinkerton: to be fair, a bear cub is easy to bring to england. a grown bear is much harder to bring back home
TotallyNotaBeholder: You had four bears?
m_logan2000: the hippo the size of baseballs was amazing
Dmc3628: time to break out the Steiner calculator for some maths
kat2kool: Nah it was just one bear
Abelzumi: Graham, can you move a little bit? We can't see the untapped islands.
ZackTheCatKing: But did Milne give back the peach baskets?
GamesAndInk: "You know they say that all men are created equal. But you look at my deck and you look at yours and you can see that statement is not true!"
Molladia: So in a few years time there will be a Heritage thingy about Canada being the saviours of all the 9/11 flight pasengers
Manae: It's not as bad as a whole country, but my hometown has a similar story
Rogue_07: "Some white guy wouldn't listen to the First Nations" describes most of North American history.
Dmc3628: ^
twintarantella: oh so not about Kannada
averythetiger: Clearly he can and did.
hidingbox: lol
Manae: Named after a native word that basically meant "there's beavers here." but now all the beaver are dead due to pollution so they said it means "there's running water here" and pretend the town is named after it having rivers
Cartographers_Ink: There is also Kanata the city outside of Ottawa
omdorastrix: House Hippo
omdorastrix: But that' snot a heratige minut I just realized
twintarantella: isn't that supposed to be how the Yucatan got that name, too?
kat2kool: How about the Avro Arrow one? “Well kids, this one time we planned to build a plan and then didn’t. “
DiscordianTokkan: Milne and Dr. Penfield playing basketball with peach baskets in the Avro Arrow parking lot
kat2kool: Lol beat me to it, G
DiscordianTokkan: Wearing the first goalie masks
Roger_Job329: the Jets
tensionheadtv: Valour Road
sheer_falacy: I think that's the story of a lot of American planes
ZackTheCatKing: It's too late Vince... cmon!
tensionheadtv: three people on the street received the highest honour in the miltiar
OldManJohnsonMB: Renamed Pine Street, Valour Road. Three duds got the VC in WW1. I live about 4 blocks away
sheer_falacy: but that's because America loves the military dearly and oddly
sheer_falacy: F-35?
DiscordianTokkan: F-35
DiscordianTokkan: ?
Nigouki: YF-22?
asthanius: The D&D one
JA_Pinkerton: it's F-35 still going?
tensionheadtv: @OldManJohnsonMB a fellow winnipegger lol
TotallyNotaBeholder: Stopped putting up with Steve's crap?
asthanius: Also the D&D crapshot
twintarantella: isn't the F-35 like finished now?
GamesAndInk: You also did a heritage minute about a DM not putting up with someone's crap
Anexmedia: That's only 13 years ago..
ravenlord_xix: and the D&D parody crapshot one right?
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Bartlebad: 2007, I still had hair back then
Manae: A-21 warthog?
twintarantella: it just took 3 billion years and cost 2 trillion dollars
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a well practiced craft
ZackTheCatKing: Anyone else smell Burnt toast...?
forlornhope22: yep, the f-35 is about a trillion dollars over budget and still going strong.
pyrojakk: What crapshot?
bjorlamn: I was 5 years old then
Dmc3628: a part of our heritage for not putting up with this bullbus
Easilycrazyhat: That's a great one
BearPsychologist: Heritage Minute about Goku sacrificing himself in the fight against Cell
lamina5432: james was talking about 2004 this morning so he's reminising today
JadedSimulacrum: The ardenvale crest looks kinda like a coronavirus
kat2kool: I also like how the Halifax Explosion one is like “and then EVERYONE DIED”
twintarantella: is the halifax explosion like a mining accident? it sounds familiar but I don't recommend it immediately
twintarantella: *recognize
Save_vs_DM: I think I just realized that I think about half of my media consumption during the lockdown has been LRR stuff.
gnome_friend: Oh the year was 1778
ravenlord_xix: @twintarantella WWI ship fire on an ammo carrying ship
Nigouki: Halifax explosion was two munitions ships making the largest pre-nuclear manmade explosion
Save_vs_DM: I don't tend to watch much media.
kat2kool: @twintarantella Pretty sure it was like a tanker colliding with something in the harbour
sheer_falacy: how shall I kill thee? Let me count the ways.
FacelessManAboutTown: When did Barret's Privateers sink?
twintarantella: oh my
ZackTheCatKing: @twintarantella two ships one had explosives. They compare to the lebonan
asthanius: Voted Most Likely To Succeed
twintarantella: I see
Lord_Hosk: Interesting fact... part of the reason for the US space programs success is the cancellation of the Avro Arrow. Because when it was canceled NASA hired pretty much the entire Avro staff and brought them to the states. There werent enough engineers available then BOOM a bunch were jobless.
underhill33: Still largest non-nuclear, I think?
bjorlamn: @gnome_friend Thank you, my friend
themadchicken: non-nuclear explosion
darkflame0994: hello all. how are you
Radyin: Boston helped out after the Halifax explosion, which is why Halifax sends the city of Boston a Christmas tree every year.
themadchicken: also hello, hi!
ZackTheCatKing: As a Haligonian I say we make those jokes all the time Wheeler!
OldManJohnsonMB: "But I need those peach baskets back!"
twintarantella: I think I might have conflated it with Granite Mountain for no particular reason
lirazel64: Boston sent help to Halifax, and they send us a Christmas tree every year as thanks.
ZackTheCatKing: We have a indie music festival called the Pop Explosion
averythetiger: He is in a large pickle.
sheer_falacy: I think he's bluffing
BrindleBoar: themadchicken there wasn't a lot of splitting the atom back in WW1, no
averythetiger: Okay. The pickle is now lethal.
sheer_falacy: Dog seems happy still
Save_vs_DM: Oh, wait, livestream means that I actually get a break too!
ptay313: see, the problem Wheeler, is you thought you might be allowed to block in this format
ZackTheCatKing: Dog rolls over
poggifers won't go away
PaperDoopliss: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Content for the content god
themadchicken: @BrindleBoar i mean its still the largest man-made non-nuclear explosion ever
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BrindleBoar: is it? I figured it had been outpaced
Save_vs_DM: Anyone have a good suggestion for a "mad artificer" Izzet commander?
gnome_friend: @Save_vs_DM according to Serge, Niv-Mizzet lrrBEEJ
Save_vs_DM: an idiot
Save_vs_DM: Says the guy with a Niv Mizzet commander deck
Save_vs_DM: Heck, I can just poach one of the other NIvs from that deck for the wife's.
Save_vs_DM: Oh, a sad tale.
Save_vs_DM: I finally got my LRR pride shirt
Save_vs_DM: And...when cutting open the package I cut a huge line through the shirt.
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sfn____: oof
BrindleBoar: lrrEFF
EliteArcanist: how many matches do we have left?
lirazel64: Oww!
Save_vs_DM: Yeah, was not happy
Save_vs_DM: Even worse, that's the second time I've done with with a shirt.
Save_vs_DM: Lost a really cool Boros shirt that way, too
asthanius: We dropped the frames
Figgyleaf: Jesus! Hi Grahm! 0.o
gnome_friend: Frames are weird
asthanius: They're all over the floor
sheer_falacy: not the best framerate
TheBorzoi: Graham is the pet
ptay313: james needs a pet
sheer_falacy: better
ptay313: everyone should have a pet
Nigouki: James showed Jade on his morning stream today
sheer_falacy: better-ish
Save_vs_DM: Tried getting my cat to sit on the left side of the monitor, but he did not behave.
Porsgaard81: I had a banana, am ready.
salsy82: where can i claim my pet Graham?
Save_vs_DM: Oh, question - is it legal to send beer through the mail for mailtime?
Abelzumi: There's still that weird visual thing?
Juliamon: Save_vs_DM Depends on from where, and is inadvisable either way
Abelzumi: Where some bearded dude is floating on the lefthand side.
Anexmedia: I think that's it being at 30fps but it's not bad
Anaerin: Save_vs_DM: Yes, but please don't. They've had issues with previous glass bottle shipments breaking in transit.
cryomancer20x6: Combrante
thraximore: hehe
damn_i_am_pretty: LRR does like just getting notes
Anexmedia: customs doesn't play around
Save_vs_DM: Just wanted to ship some delivious Portland beers.
themadchicken: oh god the beats keep coming and they dont stop coming
BrindleBoar: something something aluminum growlers
averythetiger: Only the truely evil hate mangos.
Save_vs_DM: This years 3-Way from Fort George is fantastic.
Easilycrazyhat: "Can I offer you a mango in these trying times?" "DIE!"
Mathonwy: I'm eating peanut butter with a spoon, because I have lost all control over my life.
TheWarbo: oh i should go get a delicious Pacific City beer out the fridge
iris_of_ether: @Save_vs_DM The post office should have a section on it that describes shipping regulations by item and by country. I'd check there.
sheer_falacy: I liked chungus a lot more as a word before I looked it up :(
Mathonwy: Also, I like peanut butter.
Porsgaard81: Peanut butter is confirmed good @Mathonwy
Mathonwy: So, what's the current meta like?
Mathonwy: I've avoided Magic for... A few months.
iris_of_ether: @Save_vs_DM If you're US, start here. :)
Ukon_Cairns: wheelerUro
Porsgaard81: Standard is apparently unexciting, no one wants to play in my playgroup.
TheWarbo: dyk Nissa Who Shakes The World is real good
Anexmedia: There's mono black enchantment removal coming up, the meta is about to get awesome
pyrojakk: the current meta is excitement for the party mechanic in ZNR
lamina5432: anything from the cfb event is being played in historic
Mathonwy: I just want to know what card is going to constantly beat me about the head and neck for the next few weeks.
Save_vs_DM: Anyone else see that Forgotten Realms MtG annoucnement?
damn_i_am_pretty: fliplands look neat
Dmc3628: yeah that's Uro
Dmc3628: also Uro + Lotus Cobra welcome to Hell
TheWarbo: Arena right now has two formats, named "T1 Thoughtseize" and "T2 Thought Erasure"
Anexmedia: @Save_vs_DM They even made a Party mechanic yea it's gonna be rad
Dmc3628: you said PLAINS
Bladinus: LuL
seemsdeece: hahaha
Save_vs_DM: Just wish it was Eberron
sheer_falacy: perfect
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Rogue_07: Different day, same James.
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
Easilycrazyhat: Unlimted Framerate!
tergonis: james your comedic timing is a terrifying thing to behold
northos: jlrrCurse
Dmc3628: there now we can Alt F4
TheWarbo: at least you could see that draw with good frames
Save_vs_DM: You know, if you average my draws with James, we get a good amount of lands
sirspate: this is the best game ever
seemsdeece: you forgot to ask james
sheer_falacy: I would prefer my framerate have some limits, at least
adambomb625: Hey, in Zendikar you can weaponize your flooding!
NotCainNorAbel: Like 10 more falls so 1000....9 more falls
Bladinus: sugars5Eff
ZackTheCatKing: Not funny guys
Mathonwy: Pro strat: Keep playing until you stop losing so much. Unless you're James, then just draw land. Always. No spells, just land.
TwitchTVsFrank: the curse is real
Ukon_Cairns: tied game
ashteranic: only a few hundred backseat drivers watching
Easilycrazyhat: This kills the James
TheWarbo: !quote 3856
LRRbot: Quote #3856: "I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people." —Graham [2017-01-13]
TheWarbo: (not even about MtG, amusingly)
averythetiger: Cam's deck is definitely my favorite tonight. It's hard to get the golgari counters deck together in the remaster.
Save_vs_DM: I love that deck
Save_vs_DM: I keep trying to force it...badly
TheWarbo: well you keep the first striker
TheWarbo: now james is really in a winning position
Mathonwy: Oh, so Growth Spiral isn't legal... Crap.
chesul: I haven't played the remaster very much, is the beetle still in it?
Save_vs_DM: Which one?
Countjondi: hOw MaNy LaNdS ArE YoU PlAyInG, JaMEs?
Easilycrazyhat: Had a bunch of the good payoffs in one draft and it still sputtered. A bit frustrating.
JadedSimulacrum: Is decimator beetle in the remaster?
chesul: Save_vs_DM the one that removes a counter and adds one to an opponents creature when it attacks.
averythetiger: Decimator Beetle got cut
TheWarbo: "what's your favorite thing LRR produces?" "Oh, I like their medium sketches"
Save_vs_DM: Yeah, that one is gone
JadedSimulacrum: Ah lame
Save_vs_DM: But there's our friend the Dune Beetle, Mr. 1/4
ApplicativeJones: Those are the sketches where Kathleen plays a medium?
Mathonwy: Why is pot cat not legal?!
cryomancer20x6: Now you have to make a Crapshot about a fortune teller drawing something
benperterkofsky: when is friday nights making a return?
Anexmedia: @Mathonwy because we broke it completely
darkflame0994: i think its where they cook their sketches slightly longer then medium rare
darkspiredragon: @ApplicativeJones Those are quite good though
Anexmedia: in every way possible
dividesBy0: You play an Ajani planeswalker, and it just goes mrrrwl
sheer_falacy: if you were a cat person wouldn't you meow?
sheer_falacy: now it's unrealistic for a less anthropomorphic lion, I don't think they can meow
KaminaDuck: I am, and I do
TheWarbo: yeah so many of them exert for the keyword too
Mathonwy: @Anexmedia Yes, it's how I even got to Gold once! Now I have to sack things that can't come back....
Ukon_Cairns: like ahn-crop crasher
averythetiger: Captain now, set up attack next turn.
Dmc3628: death?
Countjondi: Slam that Cam
Anexmedia: Rakdos is still really good but now you just fill your grave for Kruxa and steal their stuff to sac
Anexmedia: so you dont even really want it to come back
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
sheer_falacy: why so sirious?
Dmc3628: no can't be Strayan
Anexmedia: besides that it's just mono green stomp and Sultai "play uro"
Molladia: Can you still do your Aussie accent Graham?
gnome_friend: Yarra River
Dmc3628: WOOF
underhill33: I would use Siri more if it had a Scottish accent option
Pywodwagon: my north american accent one trying to pronounce Maori words when I lived in NZ was a treat
twintarantella: Does NA Siri try to direct you to Mell-Born?
Inkompetence: Does Australian Siri use Australian slang?
TheWarbo: "Royal Scions" Siri option when
Ukon_Cairns: you get the will kennrith accent for siri
secretbranch: kenrith siri would be fun
Save_vs_DM: Oh, dear god
Save_vs_DM: Better than Kenrith Garmin
Countjondi: yah scallywaggin hurdsmerder, what u saaaaiiii to me
pyrojakk: I feel like ben doing the rowan voice is a given at least once per stream
LionsEyeDiamond: Frankie Boyle siri
ZackTheCatKing: Royal Scions GPS!
twintarantella: a Siri that yells at you for pronouncing Burgh as Burg
Molladia: @Inkompetence she can, but you need to ask the right questions
underhill33: I cannae do that, ya fecking reprobate
ashteranic: Westend Siri
darkflame0994: does Australian Siri tell you how to get to a Macca's?
Banrael: cheer300 That one got me
pyrojakk: Aw I just got a shoutout, I'm happy now :)
Mathonwy: Scottish Siri? "Ya' manky git! Ya' ask mae fer Dominos oonce mare an Ah'll gut yeh!"
secretbranch: macaws
ComradeMik: you're pronouncing maccas wrong
ptay313: can I please request that anytime Wheeler is on FNPF, someone has to play the Kenrith twins in their deck?
sirspate: LionsEyeDiamond, you beat me to it.
gnome_friend: !findquote simply
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
F1SHOR: maccas is the correct way
Countjondi: Poison beats the passion
Bartlebad: Just win 4Head
ashteranic: My personal fave is that my US car GPS pronounces "WA-520" as "Western Australia 520" when i set it to Australian voice. :P
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Inkompetence: @Molladia darn, I was hope they'd use it conversationally.
Mathonwy: Always Be Casting!
korvys: I think you need a little more nasal on that first "a", G
pyrojakk: Macca? I only know of the SMT currency!
twintarantella: I hear they were going to release a Scots language Siri, but it turned out to just be a bad Scottish accent Kappa
Molladia: I think my favourite part of LRR does Aus, was trying all the chocolate bars
Lord_Hosk: We were watching a Australian home renovation show that had been exported for the US, and they had hired a new narrator who kept saying the town names wrong. they were in Melbourne, and everyone on the show was saying Melbourne then the narrator would say Mel born
korvys: Mel'bn
ComradeMik: yeah, he's rounding out the a in maccas too much
Molladia: Korvys has it
twintarantella: m'elbourne
sheer_falacy: how do you say it if not mel born
Dmc3628: Gala was a weird one to come into
korvys: You have a really good Australian, generally, G
twintarantella: @sheer_falacy mel-bin or so
gnome_friend: melbun
sheer_falacy: good to know
Biomonkey01: So kinda like Norfolk?
ComradeMik: it's either that our mel-burn
secretbranch: kids these days, living in the moment, just melb'n
SmashTCG: Piss?
Abelzumi: Perth to Exile
twintarantella: Worcesterbourne
korvys: Yarra River
TheMortarPod: oh you havent heard about wagga wagga?
TheWarbo: i don't believe you, James
Molladia: You say Perth we say "who cares"
gnome_friend: Yeh Nah
Ukon_Cairns: was perth the one that isnt real?
ashteranic: I love getting New Zealanders to say "six" and "chips"
Pywodwagon: that sounds about right
asthanius: Perth is Aussie Toronto
ComradeMik: perth is almost a separate country
ZackTheCatKing: Boston Australian?
secretbranch: AHHH YEHHHHH
TheAwkes: Like saying Pith, except your mouth makes most of the "R" shape in the middle without actually pronouncing it.
MadWolf1290: Wheeler - it a "eff everyone in WA" thing
tergonis: cam's deck is pretty hella
Bladinus: nice work, Cam! lrrHEART
ptay313: MORE MORE MORE!
KWardJenx: Bravo Cameron!
actionjb: Yeah, Cam won the FNPF
twintarantella: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James and an assortment of his friends have assembled to form Team VaLRRant! Game: Valorant) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (17:13 from now).
biosimicist: Thanks Everyone!
secretbranch: it's been mainly in fullscreen
MadWolf1290: OBS demands LOVE
Bartlebad: OBS is afraid of change
darkflame0994: night everyone
ZackTheCatKing: Cam!!
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
gnome_friend: OW
Kazman20a: are you in a higher quality then normal Graham?
korvys: Guess I'll go watch Mailtime
Molladia: This was great, thanks everybody, good games and conversations
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the fun
secretbranch: lrrmans!
Juliamon: Will Jordan ever get his modsword back?
NotCainNorAbel: it was fun and weird
Anexmedia: The Hype-e's
secretbranch: @Juliamon he has to type "Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards"
Anexmedia: The Raptors were fun
Molladia: Ian finishes is Naomi thingy
lamina5432: bit to many of the same games
Countjondi: That seems like an award show for marketing department
NotCainNorAbel: of the four games listed
DiscordianTokkan: "What trailer for a thing that's out in November did you like most" and Fall Guys
Juliamon: The raptors were fun, and also bizarre
pyrojakk: Alright, well it's time for me to hit the bed, it's 5am
pyrojakk: see y'all around too :)
fatherllymic: Those were some great games!
fatherllymic: Congrats Cam!
sfn____: Goodnight everyone!
gnome_friend: #blameJames
MadWolf1290: James went to the shadow realm!
sheer_falacy: oh no James is gone
sheer_falacy: we'll miss him
Earthenone: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #2023: "James just gets a wall of sex." —Cameron [2016-03-04]
freshmaker__: thanks for the stream everyone! AKR is sweet!
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Stueywonder: Hello all
Save_vs_DM: I don't even know what a Tier 1 sub is.
Save_vs_DM: But it sounded good.
korvys: ~lasttweet mail
LRRTwitter: korvys: No match found in the last 64 tweets :-(
Stueywonder: goodnight
korvys: Huh, LRR didn't tweet about mailtime?
KWardJenx: Thank you!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night everyone!