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TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: Hello everybody
InquisitorGaia: morning alex, morning chat
Electrodyne: 97th!!
trainumwalking: Ah yes, time zones....
TXC2: Hello InquisitorGaia and Electrodyne and trainumwalking welcome
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
Juliamon: Good afternevenight, folks!
InquisitorGaia: its actually almost 1400 here but i just woke up so its morning till i finish breakfast to me
monosceros: PiF hype! Alex hype! PrideLove
trainumwalking: See, he gets it!
DoodlestheGreat: WW III was just a mistake when Instagram cross-referenced a Twitter post on Reddit.
TXC2: hi Juliamon
monkeychoker80: So, morning is just a state of mind? That state being ‘hangry’.
TXC2: monkeychoker80 not that's mourning Kappa
InquisitorGaia: yes, just like breakfast is the first meal after waking up
TXC2: here we GO!
LordZarano: lrrSIGNAL go go go lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: Hello Alex
tidehollowcat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SachielOne: Alex of Arabia?
UnseenAcademical: It's a very good movie.
Electrodyne: Hey it's my favorite superhero, Blanketdude
LadyTL: nah clerly brown gillie suit
LordZarano: You are a little quieter than the intro Alex
UnseenAcademical: Favorite line of mine: "Thy Mother mated with a scorpion."
seanwbruno: Wait ... is Canada the reason its going to be 50F here in New Mexico, USA tomorrow?
Zaghrog: is the mic far off again?
tidehollowcat: You said "it's a little cold in here" with the same cadence as "It's a little gnome."
TXC2: there we go, much better
Electrodyne: It's okay to be quiet
wildpeaks: indoor gillie suit, add a few pillows for complete stealth
LordZarano: Much better, thanks
wildpeaks: Anna is a precious muffin that must be protected at all cost
Juliamon: !clip
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TXC2: #CanYouPetTheWife?
Bearudite: pet dog twitter what do you make of this
TXC2: man we have a jacked up hand :p
Lord_ZYRK: What other game lets you have a nice moment with your wife and her horrifying teeth?
PharaohBender27: Dobry den, everyone! PrideWave
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Bearudite: have you seen what we have done to these hands txc2?
TXC2: Bearudite well I'm only able to catch an hour of this stream at a time, not really ;p
TXC2: "damn girl you got delts!"
Labjer: Tenderness at the touch of a button, that's the Artyom promise
Lord_ZYRK: Artyom and Anna: Housethiefs is a game I want to see.
Lord_ZYRK: train king train king
Bearudite: Commerce waits for no man
PharaohBender27: Is that the child we accidentally flamed last time?
wildpeaks: yes, luckily she's flame resistant
TXC2: 50 ACTION EXPRESS! Kappa
UnseenAcademical: @LoadingReadyRun they talk about the choice of 44 magnum in the flavor text archive on your desk.
Bearudite: but you can SUPRESS a Nagant
Mushbie: 7.62x38mmR
UnseenAcademical: As opposed to what the Nagant takes
UnseenAcademical: @Bearudite Apparently it IS a Nagant, just rechambered.
TXC2: that thick cotton
UnseenAcademical: Hence why you can put a suppressor on it.
PharaohBender27: Do you have to put the blunt RIGHT in our face flame-first?
UnseenAcademical: (I bought this game because of this stream and I am full of KNOWLEGE(
Bearudite: yeah thats what I was getting at, sorry was not clear
TXC2: Ok wow fuck you Arytom that was like half the roll still left there
wildpeaks: time to drop the beat
Mushbie: reload :p
accountmadeforants: Hell yeah, finally the prelude's over and we get to the real game, the rhythm game.
trainumwalking: Nooooo
Bearudite: Samovar
morbis237: So, turns out this game is on PSNow and I'm loving it so far, thanks for showing it off, Alex
NathanJay_GA: samovar?
PharaohBender27: Samovar
Mushbie: need a revolver that takes glorious 7.62x54R :p
TXC2: Mushbie such a gun would break you arm probably :p
Bearudite: sussssss
Labjer: Trustworthy. This is just how the military is. Nothing to worry about
Mushbie: TXC2 have you heard about the Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express revolver
Mushbie: ?
accountmadeforants: My rank is... top... dog... -onel.
Bearudite: writes down Squad
TXC2: 600 ? good lord
Mushbie: its a 6kg revolver to compensate a bit
InquisitorGaia: ya theres definitely nothing wrong at ark
Zaghrog: ^
Bearudite: rad legs
TXC2: Mushbie wow that's a heavy gun :p
TXC2: squats squats squats
Labjer: I can't remember if the ark is this section, or the section after this one
Lord_ZYRK: Good god it look like a fucking cartoon, Mushbie
wildpeaks: choo choo
Labjer: Oh I remember this now
Mushbie: but also the ammo is $40 a pop so its very expensive to shoot
PharaohBender27: Where are now, anyhow? I sense that we're going to have to traverse Siberia in this game
UnseenAcademical: Wait, you can get an LMG?
TStodden: There's a character named "IDIOT"!?
Mister_BlueSky: Ya is me.
Labjer: The attention to environment detail is SO good in these games. It makes me angry with how good it is
UnseenAcademical: Apparently Idiot is the best educated in the squad.
wildpeaks: yes that's his nickname
TXC2: ah so it's an Ironic name
accountmadeforants: Consider, instead, the Ryszard Tobys: https://i.imgur.com/jIIUhTK.png
Mushbie: so 7.62x54R would be a lot more handleable and cheaper
fastlane250: perfect stop\
InquisitorGaia: im still confused how they got that car on the other tracks
wildpeaks: that's because the train has.. stopping power
Mushbie: @accountmadeforants "the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip"
TXC2: accountmadeforants that's not a gun, that's a prop from the movie honey I shrunk the kids Kappa
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants I've heard of "hand cannon," but that's just ridiculous!
Always_Armoured: god thats a good honk
Lord_ZYRK: InquisitorGaia very carefully
InquisitorGaia: there was blockage on this track tho
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 katesLol
Labjer: 1000% safe and trustworthy
TXC2: nothing errie about a machine graveyard
tidehollowcat: I'm sure it's fine.
RobotInProgress: if this was any other game I'd assume its time for a boss
Lord_ZYRK: Was that a literal tank back there? And can we see if it still runs? Kappa
InquisitorGaia: the area was hit by a nuc alex
Mister_BlueSky: Multipass.
fastlane250: hmmm
Bearudite: get smart theme starts playing
Lord_ZYRK: I'm sure nothing bad will happen :)
Labjer: Not breaking the bank in maintenance, I can tell ya
TXC2: are we sure the train fits in here? 'cause is super looks like it dosn't :p
PharaohBender27: Wonder what that grafitti over there says - anyone here read Russian?
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
TXC2: Hello Joda011980 welcome
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Joda011980 ! PrideWave
Bearudite: rather look like I had a beer belly than have a bleeding gut wound
MrQBear: Ah, he pulled an all nighter, which means he won't be shooting at his best, I presume?
Always_Armoured: well this can only end well
fastlane250: this is gonna go south qicki can feel it
SachielOne: Oh good. We're in the auction room from Taken
fastlane250: *quick
TXC2: 1000% this is not a trap kappa
Master_Gunner: well, time to kill some terrible people
TheDutchertje: Difficulty?
wildpeaks: oh yeah, these guys are freebies
ashiok_nightmare_moose: cabinals!
Lord_ZYRK: >:[
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accountmadeforants: Also, I was a bit mistaken on the name of the lorge revolver. Ryszard Tobys is the guy who made it. It's actually a scaled up Remington Model 1859.
Scy_Anide: Muscle boy is wearing the same shirt.
TXC2: "uh oh, we're in trouble, somethings come along and it's gonna eat us I guess?"
Labjer: Can't have a post-apoc story without a canibal cult! That's the rules
InquisitorGaia: auyp
PharaohBender27: Why do I have a feeling we're about to see some squicky stuff?
TXC2: calling it now, we have to choose between our wife or our Father in law
SachielOne: Soooo... Content Warning?
Bearudite: this is just the medic from TF2
Lord_ZYRK: Straight up the ol' ureth
TheDutchertje: True @bearudite
Bearudite: oh no our father figure
Lord_ZYRK: Oh sure, crack wise about conversation with the mute, asshole DansGame
Always_Armoured: man sams some kinda badass
Sir_DoBo: oh man. Finally got time to catch a stream live but I feel like I'll need to catch up on the vods first.
Bearudite: gotta save the princess......again
Lord_ZYRK: That was a surprising amount of blood
wildpeaks: Sam is such a badass he even got his own dlc
TXC2: "sir the pilot needs to see you" "ok you take over" "YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT"
Labjer: Love how they Hip fire like hooligans
Bearudite: even the anti tech cult had pigs
PharaohBender27: That or, like, operated a greenhouse
InquisitorGaia: in a nuclear wasteland alex there would be no animals but humans
accountmadeforants: Cannibalism can apparently sustain a surprising amount of otherwise kinda incompetent people.
TXC2: but then you wont know the awful overly salty taste of human flesh Kappa
wildpeaks: nice flashback to the elevator in D6
Always_Armoured: surprised everyone made it out of that alright tbh
TwoBitSlim: So I feel like I missed something between the creepy cultist island and now
wildpeaks: cannibals happened
fastlane250: something
Ferisar: funny how the subtitles are like "hope to find Anna" and guy is like "we're DEFINITELY finding her"
Ferisar: expectations. game
Mister_BlueSky: Things have occurred.
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Also, curious how it doesn't seem to have caused the health problems associated with cannibalism, isn't it?
MrQBear: Ah, yes. "Artyom, please depopulate the barracks."
InquisitorGaia: nope
InquisitorGaia: just turn up the gamma
UnseenAcademical: @PharaohBender27 I believe the health problems associated with it are primarily if you already have someone infected with something, and it seems they're running tests on their food.
wildpeaks: it doubles as Let's Nope this way
UnseenAcademical: Wouldn't take care of a prion disease but other stuff might be detectable.
Bearudite: maybe the note?
Sir_DoBo: Joy. My connection is so bad atm that I'm in glorious 480p
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 Everyone's secretly already mutants, it's just that the "humans" turned into delicious ready-to-eat meals without any changes to their outward appearance.
Always_Armoured: @PharaohBender27 isnt that mostly just eating brains?
RobotInProgress: I could really go for a Borgir right about now
TXC2: Sir_DoBo welcome to my world :p
InquisitorGaia: youre suppose to look for the power on alex
Sir_DoBo: joys of living in british countryside
insane_42: Hey Alex, KF2?
Bearudite: yeah actually
Bearudite: it is
wildpeaks: very Bioshock
InquisitorGaia: they have kuru
Bearudite: canibalism causes kuru
Sir_DoBo: TXC2 welp, misery shared is misery halved I guess
UnseenAcademical: @Bearudite Doesn't it only cause kuru if you're eating people infected with kuru though?
Always_Armoured: exodus does seem to fix my main gripe with original metro re: shooting people in the face
Lord_ZYRK: It's a prion disease from eating infected braaains
Labjer: Now now, Improper cannibalism causes Kuru
godpigeon: prion are malformed protiens
Bearudite: yeah I suppose they need to be infected first
Lord_ZYRK: Misfolded proteins. There's no way to get rid of them and they're awful :D
serramarkov: They are awful.
MistahFixIt: A prion is a defective protein chain iirc
InquisitorGaia: you can get prion disease even from cooked human
PharaohBender27: They're not even refrigerating it properly!
Hrafnsvaengr: It's basically mad cow disease, but from eating people
Bearudite: "The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake"),[2] due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease. Kúru itself means "trembling".[3] It is also known as the "laughing sickness" due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease."
Invitare: why does the cadaver have cloths?
TXC2: "Ive Diagnosed him with Kuru" "kuru? the disease that only affected a group pacific islander canibles?"
Labjer: If it works, it works!
UnseenAcademical: @TXC2 I believe it affected a European guy first, he showed up and got ate on an island and that started the whole thing.
MistahFixIt: I think Kuru was the reason the settlers kept saying "Show me your hands" in the Book of Eli
Critterbot: This is...way beyond messed up!
Invitare: if the implication is that they're being eaten you'd expect them to unwrap them first
TheAwkes: Oh, wow. I didn't notice the peeled person when I went through here.
The_Bread_is_Delicious: He was just chilling
wildpeaks: because he's cool
NathanJay_GA: He's just chillin'
MistahFixIt: Boo.
Labjer: Sometimes a man just needs to Chill out, Alex
Mister_BlueSky: Just chillin'. coxCool
TXC2: UnseenAcademical neat, I'll be honest I'm (mis)quoting scrubs :p
Juliamon: Boo, chat.
wildpeaks: (ok chat had a better pun)
UnseenAcademical: Also, we have a treatment for prion diseases now! You have to take it forever, but it caps off the end of the misfolded protein chain so it can't get worse.
TXC2 times out all of chat for that pun
wildpeaks: fair
Bearudite: yooooo
Labjer: T A C T I C A L
Lord_ZYRK: sneeky breekies
UnseenAcademical: @TXC2 It's one of my favorite pieces of cannibalism trivia: Most Things Bad With Cannibalism Caused By Infected White Guy Who Got Eaten As A Sign Of Funereal Respect
Sir_DoBo: Might just have to stick with the vod frankly. I'm down to 360p and still buffering every few seconds
TheAwkes: Note: the NV scope is always-on, and absolutely useless in bright light.
fastlane250: all the goodstuff
MistahFixIt: @UnseenAcademical - Well that's dandy! Now all we need is a way to screen for prions reliably
PharaohBender27: @Sir_DoBo :(
InquisitorGaia: theres a 45 bullet mag soon
wildpeaks: cooked to perfection
TXC2: UnseenAcademical lrrWOW
MistahFixIt: Probably not. Seems spicy
accountmadeforants: Thanks for uhh, canary-ing that one for us, guy.
UnseenAcademical: @MistahFixIt That one should be on the way, given that we're embarking on a massive worldwide program of protein study.
InquisitorGaia: you can crawl under boxes next to the light switch
fastlane250: I'd rather not.
RobotInProgress: Thankfully I can't
Critterbot: Luckily I cannot.
MistahFixIt: Probably smells like rancid bacon D:
MistahFixIt: "Just thought I'd drop in" Kappa
TXC2: "mind if I drop in" Kappa
TXC2: damnit MistahFixIt
MistahFixIt: :3c
UnseenAcademical: Knock knock, open up the door its Artyom, with a topcovered Kalash in a cramped dark room
Bearudite: so much going on in a good way
DigitalSeahorse: oops I almost forgot this was on
Labjer: So pretty they make me ANGRY
DigitalSeahorse: hai
TXC2: Hello DigitalSeahorse welcome
MistahFixIt: UHHHH
Invitare: these cannibals need to hire a janitor
TXC2: "best meat's in the head" Kappa
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Arkohnen: something something life universe and everything
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tensionheadtv: "Ede Amine's fridge" my god :p
MistahFixIt: "MACHINE GUN. LOCKED. AND LOADED."
Invitare: a hunger for human flesh is no excuse for not cleaning your room
MistahFixIt: Praise Tchanka
DigitalSeahorse: 54
UnseenAcademical: Also fun sort-of cannibalism trivia: herbivores turn to eating brains if they feel they don't have enough fat in their diet.
MistahFixIt: Topcover?
DigitalSeahorse: 6x9
ReynardWrecca: Good evening Alex, good evening chat. Russian memes Russian memes Russian memes.
DigitalSeahorse: 7x9=63
InquisitorGaia: a nuc landed on the complex alex
TXC2: the book and the TV show has it be 6*9, the movie is 6*7
TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca welcome
Mushbie: MistahFixIt the cover over the bolt located under the scope
LordZarano: What does the topcover do?
ReynardWrecca: A pleasure as ever @TXC2
TXC2: LordZarano stops dirt getting for one
Mushbie: LordZarano keep out dirt
MistahFixIt: Ahhhhh
MistahFixIt: Cheeki Breeki
InquisitorGaia: i heard yatzee
ReynardWrecca: He was singing 'Paparazzi'.
Sir_DoBo: how, exactly, do they have enough tech to make a nighvision scope but can't be bothered to tidy up a bit?
tidehollowcat: I heard bot cream.
accountmadeforants: Knife out makes you run faster Kappa
MistahFixIt: The scope is probably prewar tbh
wildpeaks: the COD strategy
Sir_DoBo: but he had the high ground
Mister_BlueSky: They're a speedrunner.
GhostValv: :O
TXC2: he must have thought this was WH40K Kappa
TacitusVigil: Hello Alex, hello folks
wildpeaks: both the running with knife and bullet in the dick
TXC2: hello TacitusVigil welcome
DigitalSeahorse: TacitusVigil hai
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TacitusVigil ! PrideWave
MistahFixIt: Just dive right into a missile silo
MistahFixIt: Milord!
wildpeaks: a battery that runs out for believable reasons
ReynardWrecca: That is a big lad.
DandyGeek: wow, what a neck ruff that guy has
MistahFixIt: My Lord Tchanka why have you forsaken us!? D:
InquisitorGaia: molotov?
Sir_DoBo: Like a bird who swallowed a plate
Labjer: I think fire and grenades
TXC2: Money we have to get behind him
DigitalSeahorse: I just watched a silly romance on netflix with one of those flashlights in it sort of
DigitalSeahorse: hot armor!
MistahFixIt: OOF
TXC2: this reminds me of the opening scene from Lethal weapon 4
fastlane250: jolliDed
DandyGeek: Fire at least distracts him while you shoot his butt meats
Labjer: If I recall, he's just made of meat so the more damage the better
Bearudite: is there a chandelier to drop on him?
TehAmelie: so to speak?
DigitalSeahorse: hot damn indeed
MistahFixIt: I said hot. Hot damn.
wildpeaks: as often the solution is "more fire"
InquisitorGaia: armored guys weak to fire
DandyGeek: well, that seemed like a fun cookout
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse wheelerMuldr
fastlane250: galting gnu
MistahFixIt: Artyom Funk gon' give it to ya
Labjer: Charger, it says
TXC2: wow a pan magazine
InquisitorGaia: dont foget your mods on weapon
TheAwkes: It's a cool gun, but I stopped using it after this level.
Lord_ZYRK: Don't need nightvision if your muzzle flash lights the whole room HahaThink
TheAwkes: Like, this doesn't feel like the game for cool guns, this feels like a game for efficient guns.
InquisitorGaia: game keeps count of the mods you have in inventory
fastlane250: of fucking course
MistahFixIt: Ah goddamnit we keep getting cutscenede
DigitalSeahorse: I'd like to speak to the HEAD of this medical facility
fastlane250: WHOA
TXC2: ARE WE ALL RIGHT?!
DigitalSeahorse: NOW KISS
TacitusVigil: Why did Lara Croft just slit Stephen Colbert's neck?
Lord_ZYRK: There's always one like you. The bad guy who talks too much and gets distracted with murder when they're about to die.
TheAwkes: Don't forget chat, Anna is basically a scout sniper.
TehAmelie: now kiss, there's a name i have not heard. . .
Kerrisis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:19.
Lord_ZYRK: h a h a h e e h e e h o o h o o
MistahFixIt: NGL Nuclear War seems pr. bad.
TXC2: I don;t know, she seems SUPER unconsernd about having being kidnaped by Canibles
Lord_ZYRK: 0/10 would not recommend
accountmadeforants: Yeah, they stayed out here, must've driven 'em mad. Unlike us, who did the sensible thing of living our entire lives in the sewers. :)
Mister_BlueSky: Uhhh nukes are bad.. Mmmkay?
DigitalSeahorse: "Duck and cover!" pegaPanic pegaDrool pegaSip
TacitusVigil: Listen, all this doom and gloom about nuclear war, but upwards of 15% of the population will survive!
john_dynamite subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
john_dynamite: It's a rough time out in those nuclar....wastes? Forests?
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TXC2: man "duck and Cover" feels like a thing people should have sued the Government over :p
MistahFixIt: @TacitusVigil - And how much genetic diversity do we need to not go extinct...?
DigitalSeahorse: Red Forest is pretty rough
DigitalSeahorse: like rust
TXC2: Diabore no, we;re Arytom
TacitusVigil: @MistahFixIt Moving the goalposts now, wanting us to "not go extinct"... Kappa
wildpeaks: that subtle A4 reference :D
Lord_ZYRK: He said down. . .
TXC2: MistahFixIt 3000 pairs, we once got as lose as 5000, Humans are SUPER inbred as it is
Diabore: this kind of looks like fallout for the people who didnt get into the vault
TXC2: *as low as
MistahFixIt: @TXC2 - Well that's... comforting? :x
RobotInProgress: the CheCOUGH
TacitusVigil: @TXC2 Huh, I actually didn't know the answer to that.
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Tidom_Kamf: Ah good i didnt miss this party
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Labjer: Pneumatic gunsssssss
accountmadeforants: Elevator fiiiight!
MistahFixIt: CheKough's Gun
TacitusVigil: I guess that's good to know if we ever send out colony ships to space, we need space for 6000+ I guess?
Nigouki: well this is certainly a set piece
TehAmelie: i read some genetics saying you need about 80 people to avoid inbreeding, or less than 50 if you do some inhumane relationship management
Lord_ZYRK: Throwing things? What are we, children?
TehAmelie: geneticist, rather
TheAwkes: There are *A Lot* of cannibals in this bunker.
TacitusVigil: Or we just clone people a lot. (looks at Beej)
MistahFixIt: Good lord there's just an acre of you fella huh?
TacitusVigil: Go full Asgard.
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, you would think a bunker full of cannibals would be a self-solving problem
MistahFixIt: @Lord_ZYRK - You would think, yeah?
DigitalSeahorse: dang neighbor just jumped on my generalized anxiety disorder
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
TXC2: TacitusVigil 'cause that worked out so well Kappa
ReynardWrecca: You okay @DigitalSeahorse ? Need to chat?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm okay
john_dynamite: Kudos for doing Russian dialogue with subtitles, English dialogue is rough.
DigitalSeahorse: I might need earplugs though
TacitusVigil: @TXC2 I was hoping nobody would call me out on my bullshit. Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Let's go to space PogChamp
Bearudite: I am really happy they are fully voiced in Russian
TXC2: TacitusVigil :D
ashiok_nightmare_moose: 8 mile starts playing
ReynardWrecca: Cool cool. Next-door noise kinda fucks me up too.
The_Omniarch: Came to chcek the schedule and caught alex live!
The_Omniarch: What's on the menu folx
The_Omniarch: ?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Metro Exodus
NathanJay_GA: @the_omniarch Interesting choice of words
NathanJay_GA: given the context
TXC2: The_Omniarch well for a bit we were,
The_Omniarch: i.e. how far into ME is he?
The_Omniarch: aha! accidentlay japes, yay me
accountmadeforants: "We gotta travel real far!" -"Just push a map in Artyom's face to trigger a loading screen!"
TXC2: we 8 hours in I think
Bearudite: I miss TsarFish
Lord_ZYRK: Gesundheit
MistahFixIt: What happened to the TsarFish?
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TacitusVigil: TsarFish is now LeninFish Kappa
Nigouki: so i haven't been able to watch everything so far, but did they bother explaining how thousands of miles of train tracks survived nuclear war and decades of bullshit afterwards?
wildpeaks: we pressed an optional button and Tsar Fish is now having only dreams now
InquisitorGaia: i think the caspian sea might be gone
Bearudite: oh no the anakin
DigitalSeahorse: earplugs in and volume up loud enough so I can hear you
TheAwkes: It's summer in the nuclear desert.
john_dynamite: @Bearudite all 3 games have really solid Russian dialogue! Artyom usually sounds really rough in English
TacitusVigil: Are we in Fury Road now?
NathanJay_GA: We Mad Max now?
Lord_ZYRK: Oh lawd we Mad Max now
accountmadeforants: Everyone cut out their own lil' slice of post-apocalypse! :)
TacitusVigil: Three of us in a row :D
wildpeaks: so much attention to detail on these models
TXC2: is our wife like the only 30 something woman in this world or something?
john_dynamite: inb4 dust zombies
NathanJay_GA: Chat is one
Labjer: Imagine experiencing the desert for the first time
MistahFixIt: Ooof it's not even an Oil-Burning Locomotive?
Lord_ZYRK: NO TEA?! TableHere FlipThis
crooked_knows: Hello peoples! :)
wildpeaks: they posted a lot of the models on artstation by the way
TXC2: Hello crooked_knows welcome
serramarkov: We work the black seam together...
fastlane250: surprise
Bearudite: I like this Open World>Set Piece>different open world model they have gone for
MistahFixIt: Oh yeah oil-burning locomotives were a thing
wildpeaks: something soemthing Science
RatekStormcrow: Is this Tar Trek ? Are they reversing the polarity ?
Nigouki: well, mixed fuel boilers are a thing, though it's usually for heavy fuel oil
john_dynamite: @RatekStormcrow they ran out of Dilithium
TXC2: how is this not a diesel-eletric?
DandyGeek: aw yeah that’s the stuff, piss off the locals
TXC2: !break
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InquisitorGaia: @LoadingReadyRun you can change gun at train workbench
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TehAmelie: don't touch that dial! the internet television has a dial, right
NathanJay_GA: @txc2 see you later :)
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
InquisitorGaia: cya @TXC2
DigitalSeahorse: jlrrBreak
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LordZarano: Do any TV remotes even have dials?
DigitalSeahorse: iTV :P
DigitalSeahorse: iDon'tKnow
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DigitalSeahorse: iWannaMoveOut
Juliamon: Scute scute!
The_Omniarch: sc00tles
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
Magnifisquatch: guyjudgeHi
NightValien28: what up comrades
serramarkov: ny xopowo.
InquisitorGaia: its fire
MistahFixIt: Hmm... it'd have to be something pr. volatile to make any kind of impact tbh
InquisitorGaia: hold tab press r
MistahFixIt: Just paintballs filled with Nitro lol
MistahFixIt: Eee they're like little missiles with tailfins and everything that's adorable
wildpeaks: this place is much more dusty, cleaning might be harder
MistahFixIt: Butts!
InquisitorGaia: you have nv scope
Bearudite: well you have a NV scope
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NightValien28: a NV scope in the middle of the scorching desert might not be good
Labjer: What a Frankenstein of a gun
wildpeaks: that's only during daylight
InquisitorGaia: need it at night though, night in the desert is dark
DigitalSeahorse: earlier I had a nice relaxing time in the Upside Down beating a huge monster, so peaceful
UnseenAcademical: What is the upgrade that lets you carry three guns?
DigitalSeahorse: in Stranger Things 3 game
eric_christian_berg: It needs a sick spoiler.
NightValien28: KILL IT
NightValien28: oh
InquisitorGaia: reload?
Magnifisquatch: smash the sun!
wildpeaks: ow my eyes
fastlane250: bench stuck, BENCH STUCK
eric_christian_berg: No bullets! Cut scene for you!
DigitalSeahorse: wait what was that gun you could craft the bullets?
TwoBitSlim: Dr. Alex, how late are you planning on going today?
InquisitorGaia: tf
UnseenAcademical: Is he the one voicing Sam?
Magnifisquatch: How does this one compare to 2033 and Last Light?
wildpeaks: that's because his character is american in the story
InquisitorGaia: ^
NightValien28: oh yeah one is an american soldier
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
NightValien28: wildpeaks good call
DigitalSeahorse: stop head sweeping my muzzle!
LordZarano: Deserts are not necessarily hot, the driest desert in the world is in Antarctica for example
wildpeaks: (it's in the backstories in the notebook that we never read)
NightValien28: he mentions it at some point
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
InquisitorGaia: theres also a dlc playing as him
accountmadeforants: wildpeaks Is it "Sam" by any chance?
wildpeaks: yes
wildpeaks: nice view
Bearudite: GUZZALINE
accountmadeforants: Makes sense, then. The name did stand out a bit.
fastlane250: hmmm
InquisitorGaia: nice view of desolation
Inept_Hope: "But we have fun at the objective." Fun at the objective: ...
accountmadeforants: Gosh, this game's pretty.
wildpeaks: :D
DigitalSeahorse: pegaChamp pegaLul pegaAww
Bearudite: ratbats
Lord_ZYRK: *insert obligatory Ennio Morricone here*
Labjer: Baby demon, I think
fastlane250: he looks important
Lord_ZYRK: A proper spoon, that one
NathanJay_GA: looks like Dustin Rhodes
wildpeaks: must be a local art installation
wildpeaks: maybe we stumbled on russian Burning Man
accountmadeforants: Tumbleweeds were originally from Russia, apparently.
TStodden: That at big ass naked mole rate...
TStodden: *rats
DigitalSeahorse: RAD rats
Krokaar: oh god this level
wildpeaks: oh my
DigitalSeahorse: necrophilic rats
Bearudite: the dust spray Kreygasm
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants I remember reading about that once - it wasn't until the late 19th century they even came to North America, IIRC
NightValien28: wow that is a hell of a hand cannon
InquisitorGaia: hold tab
InquisitorGaia: press r
wildpeaks: ^
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 Yeah, I knew they were an invasive species, just wasn't sure where from.
InquisitorGaia: @LoadingReadyRun hold tab press r to change bullets
DigitalSeahorse: snek
NightValien28: ugh
LordZarano: [insert CGPGrey The Trouble With Tumbles here]
GapFiller: evening Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
wildpeaks: humping their nest is a bold strategy
NightValien28: that's how hot it is
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascals!"
NightValien28: you are not the chosen one
Bearudite: welp you missed the discord ping from god
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless wheelerKiefcurse
RobotInProgress: I mean god could have moved a bit closer, that might have alleviated the issue
wildpeaks: we've holy-ghosted god
EdwardGein: Did you leave your fully modded rifle behind?
Lord_ZYRK: Havin a cheeky peeky there
Bearudite: prairie dogs?
NightValien28: that's bait
SachielOne: JESUS
BusTed: Well, maybe to someone.
Lord_ZYRK: "Shoot me like one of your French Mercenaries"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NotCainNorAbel: are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson
DigitalSeahorse: looked like it was praying to that tall thing
wildpeaks: snek
accountmadeforants: Sssssssnek :D
LordZarano: Sniperevolver is still serving us well then
DigitalSeahorse: hai snek frand
richard_ermen: What the...when did Metro's Ice world go from Swamp from last stream to this frakkin wasteland desert??
richard_ermen: Did I miss something in Metro 2034 and this?
Mister_BlueSky: Like 10 minutes ago.
serramarkov: Could be worse son, could be a dead Bishop on the landing!
NightValien28: richard_ermen a bit yeah, exodus story is different
UnseenAcademical: Russia is BIG and has a very diverse climate.
DigitalSeahorse: hai Mister_BlueSky mister165Tailswave
Joda011980: goodnight everyone have fun all
NightValien28: water or oil?
DigitalSeahorse: RAD water?
Revelia: washes all your ammunition too
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave DigitalSeahorse
Bearudite: don't say mean things about TsarFish
fastlane250: eeew lrrGARBO
richard_ermen: Say what now Oo
NightValien28: guess you are clean now
wildpeaks: he lived in the metro all his life
richard_ermen: But...didn't he swim in Metro 2034?
Labjer: One of the few times not swimming is really justifiable in universe
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFail pegaShrug pegaLul
TehAmelie: maybe he has rabies?
Labjer: ANOMALIES
Mister_BlueSky: I'd like to report a bug?
fastlane250: uh, hi
NightValien28: anomaly
Bearudite: balance has been restored
iris_of_ether: I have concerns
silenceaux: Percussive maintenance on the local physics
Labjer: Just imagine what touching any of the metal here would be like
Labjer: Spicy
BusTed: sshhhhh
Tidom_Kamf: sneaky sneaky
Kerrisis: So when did Russia turn from a frozen wasteland into a desert? Or is this Afghanistan or something?
Labjer: Sneaky boy
MistahFixIt: Ahhhh Russia you cheeky bastard you gave your own comrade the Spicy Scrapmetal!
fastlane250: stealth 100
Revelia: throwing knife?
Lord_ZYRK: Is that John Cena?
Lord_ZYRK: Cool cameo
Bearudite: isnt the ball bearing gun considered silent?
drdudeman: nice of that boi to stand still for us while we changed up our gun
MistahFixIt: Yeah the air powered weapons are considered permanently silenced
NightValien28: storm coming stalker
NotCainNorAbel: well....
MistahFixIt: The ball-bearing gun, and the other one that fires entire lengths of rebar
Bearudite: duDudu
wildpeaks: this looks ominous
NightValien28: duDudu
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
Labjer: As ya do
NotCainNorAbel: i mean, sand is probably everywhere on us already but I think that storm is going to make it worse
drdudeman: anyone have ammo?
drdudeman: :D
LordZarano: duDudu duDudu
MistahFixIt: "Artyom, you have more holes in you than usual..."
Labjer: Skin is overated
NightValien28: NotCainNorAbel on us, the storm make it in us
NotCainNorAbel: @NightValien28 It's a dry cough
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MistahFixIt: I kind of like the engineering that went into some of these improvised guns tbh
drdudeman: is dirty kalash? no matter is kalash
MistahFixIt: Kalash is Kalash. Is not care if dirt.
Labjer: Yepper
NightValien28: ya gotta to switch the bullets when your weapon is equiped
Revelia: people have said hold tab and press R
Labjer: It's an extremely rude dart gun now
MistahFixIt: Ahhhh
Tidom_Kamf: less explosive, more incindeary
MistahFixIt: Spicy Nerf Gun
NightValien28: oh look its god again
DigitalSeahorse: pegaChamp
accountmadeforants: DIY message from God
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink
Bearudite: I wonder if you get the Helsing in this game?
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
NightValien28: blind now
Labjer: Eyeballs go Sizzle
accountmadeforants: I'm glad they went for realism on that bit :D
drdudeman: need the sniper 1 stock
DigitalSeahorse: *remembers she had a dream memory of an elevator designed like a TARDIS that I somehow forgot despite apparently having used it a lot*
SachielOne: Blowout soon, Stalker.
drdudeman: storms comin annie
DigitalSeahorse: *Blames the Ood*
Mister_BlueSky: Riders on the storm..
Labjer: I wonder if the storm has a gameplay effect
thraximore: Into this house we're born
Invitare: do the binoculars in Dark Souls count as useful?
Invitare: on the one hand they help you aim spells, on the other, they really shouldn't need to
wildpeaks: low pressure maybe ?
drdudeman: i think the pneumatic does less damage with less pressure
drdudeman: perfect weapon for the serial reloader
Labjer: Yeah at the end there I think it was the equivalent of hurling the ball bearing by hand
Bearudite: I am just waiting for the time when you over pump and the fittings rupture
Mister_BlueSky: Sneaky bois.
DigitalSeahorse: Rude!
wildpeaks: the sneakiest breekis
Bearudite: its a dry heat tho
EnoTheTonberry: Metro: New Vegas?
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
DigitalSeahorse: snek
TwoBitSlim: Do we still have the revolver rifle?
NightValien28: danger noodle
Mister_BlueSky: 🐍
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck kathle3KNOT
accountmadeforants: Yes, there have been a few of them already. Harmless so far? But maybe not if you steppy.
drdudeman: im digging this all sniper rifle build
NightValien28: LUL
SquareDotCube: Oh no, the snakes grew arms and legs!
wildpeaks: :D
monosceros: dark souls ambush clap clap clap clap clap
TwoBitSlim: This feels like what I alwas imagined New Vegas was in my head
TwoBitSlim: But soviet
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck ssandSPOOKED_SG
drdudeman: a nice smg or shotgun would really complement
EnoTheTonberry: It's getting dark.
Omthebox: It got dark fast
EnoTheTonberry: You might be eaten by a grue
NightValien28: uuuuh
Omthebox: That's probably bad right.
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
NotCainNorAbel: storm rolling in fast
NightValien28: okay so the night vision might be useful after all
Mister_BlueSky: That uh.. storm's uh... comin' right for us.
wildpeaks: gogcomSpoopy
wildpeaks: Darude's about to drop some sick beat
Labjer: Time for a Sand Bath from mother nature
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP slytqGhost
EnoTheTonberry: Better hide with the dead bodies
TwoBitSlim: Are blowouts a thing?
iris_of_ether: lrrSPOOP
TwoBitSlim: Like, are we about to take a billion rads?
DiscordianTokkan: Shaq will save us
PharaohBender27: Uh-oh, I'm reading that dialogue, and it looks like we're going to have to fight these guys, too
SquareDotCube: Is it a Mexican radio?
Bearudite: "combat trained slaves"
fastlane250: oh boy, here we go killing again
Labjer: Combat-trained slaves. Time for some Janissary action
Lord_ZYRK: "combat-trained slaves" ah,so we know who we're killing now
drdudeman: combat trained slaves? you mean rebellion waiting to happen?
wildpeaks: at least the cannibals were smarter regarding hiding that they're the bad guys
RobotInProgress: eekum bokum
wildpeaks: this sand is gonna get everywhere
wildpeaks: so itchy
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeheheheh it's the soot sprites!
DigitalSeahorse: slytqSpirit
Labjer: These "Humanimals" are so rude
EnoTheTonberry: Why did you leave the Shaq?
wildpeaks: uwu
wildpeaks: time to crush a humanity
Lord_ZYRK: Probably just the building settling
Frankenfruity: this could be anything, even the objective
Lord_ZYRK: My love for you is like a that
Lord_ZYRK: BERSERKER
drdudeman: no miracle of life comment?
Labjer: Fire
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
drdudeman: that situation calls for a grenade
Labjer: Sent them to the Super Hell
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody left a lamp on in that room and they're trying to get at the light
BusTed: Who just hucks a cinder block like that? How rude.
Frankenfruity: footsies
NightValien28: if you can dodge a brick
GhostValv: sekiro
TheAinMAP: Dodge brick.
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
Lord_ZYRK: Didn't your mom tell you not to throw bricks?
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody could get hurt.
Lord_ZYRK: Weird way to welcome guests, but okay.
Bearudite: carkeys
BusTed: Zip line?
Labjer: Gave him the Ol' Russian face squeeze
TehAmelie: maybe you are the one who made the mistake, ever think of that? well have time to think now you're dead
NotCainNorAbel: they say it like we think this is a holiday in
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: OH NOOO
Lord_ZYRK: FIGHT'S OUT
NightValien28: storm's over though
Frankenfruity: that fight took so long the sun came up
BusTed: And they still came at you with an axe.
BusTed: That explains that.
NightValien28: shooty too hotty
Lord_ZYRK: Do you think Adam would play this if we told him it has the Shambler? Keepo
TwoBitSlim: Are pnumatic guns actually effective in the slightest IRL?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaChamp pegaFail
Armyguy0: Yes @TwoBitSlim
TwoBitSlim: Neat!
drdudeman: im not aware of any mass produced pneumatic weapons
drdudeman: theres bb guns and the like
Wolfstrike_NL: being near them hurts?
SachielOne: Aww, you didn't take the zipline it looks like you just got the tool for?
Armyguy0: hunting yes no one useing for war
TehAmelie: spring powered guns are more popular when you want to really shoot dudes and don't have gunpowder i believe
Bearudite: they used to be against a bunch of rules in warfare actually
Labjer: Few airguns have been made for Fighting humans, but a few pieces were made, I recall. Waaaay to expensive though
wildpeaks: woohoo, road trip \o/
rscorundum: Whats with Alex's voice
NotCainNorAbel: because in this timeline we don't know how to hot wire
NightValien28: he has a shambler
Bearudite: large caliber airguns are used for big game hunting now
wildpeaks: so rusty
Inept_Hope: you can drive there
Frankenfruity: why not take car?
Tidom_Kamf: you can drive there now
Labjer: Oh he left the car!
DigitalSeahorse: poof
wildpeaks: we'll be lucky not to get tetanos on this sharp metal
BusTed: Welp.
Labjer: He hopped out at the end
Bearudite: warwagon
Frankenfruity: it steers like it looks too
wildpeaks: Witness
fastlane250: whatever works
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
GapFiller: !uptime
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NightValien28: good luck, don't crash and die
TehAmelie: what a handy tool that thing is. even works for sticking in zombie heads huh
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RobotInProgress: waiting for the vengabus to start playing
TehAmelie: is it a Soviet sonic screwdriver?
Frankenfruity: this truck is bae
rscorundum: Always Parallel Park
TehAmelie: many fancy items today
Labjer: Revolver shotgun airgun is not a bad loadout
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TehAmelie: by the way remember that scene with OJ's airgun in the first Naked Gun movie?
Labjer: Might need to rely on the old Knives for a bit
RobotInProgress: we're gonna have a knife time
DigitalSeahorse: slytqKnife lrrHAM lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: he keeps putting addons to it until it turns from an ai gun into an anti-air gun
TwoBitSlim: No AK?
TehAmelie: *air
Armyguy0: anyway
Armyguy0: for air guns look up the Girardoni
Armyguy0: that thing was MEAN and made in the HRE
Wolfstrike_NL: !break
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Armyguy0: as even before Germany was a thing the Germans were makeing good guns
PharaohBender27: @Armyguy0 I mean, Germany has been a thing for less time than the U.S. has, technically
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BusTed: A might bit stale at this point.
TehAmelie: if you could save one pastry from the war. . .
SquareDotCube: hell of a resistance towards temptation
tipulsar85 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
tipulsar85: What kind of Vodka do you want for traiding, Grain or Potato?
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eric_christian_berg: Get some spinning rims and you're golden.
Armyguy0: Nope
JaysonMaxwell: If only :D
NotCainNorAbel: nope, anything really
Lord_ZYRK: Vodka was originally made from grain, iirc
UnseenAcademical: Vodka is officially made of Whatever
SquareDotCube: Anything can be a type of alcohol if you try hard enough :P
Armyguy0: OG Vodka was grains
tipulsar85: Potato si smoother, but Grain is cleaner.
Tidom_Kamf: yes, but only when the baron wishes you to hear his voice
Armyguy0: Potato is newer
wildpeaks: this is a neat Jalopy mod
TehAmelie: i learned today if you take a 20 dollar vodka and put it through a 5 dollar water filter it tastes like 25 dollar vodka
Tidom_Kamf: thats a common issue i ran in to aswell
UnseenAcademical: Oh neat, you're driving as me!
Revelia: you corrected your posture
TehAmelie: is there an opposite of a life hack?
NotCainNorAbel: 3rd person help
UnseenAcademical: (I hate driving, my head is in the sunroof on most cars)
DigitalSeahorse: My Summer Dunebuggy
Despoiler98: wow how does Alex really feel about sneks
Scy_Anide: This happened to me a lot as well. It was really irritating.
Armyguy0: Yes @TehAmelie
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
tipulsar85: WE found the glitch...
UnseenAcademical: Ben's snakes are cuuuuute
DigitalSeahorse: ever petted a snek?
Makrosian_Tae: Have you met Ben's snakes?
Armyguy0: if you take Everclear and cut it 50/50 with water you get a good "Vodka" for use in mixed drinks
TehAmelie: i have. snek is smoot
DigitalSeahorse: I've held some sneks, they were cute
Duven60: I've only met a snake once, the local hospital was out of antivenom (the park staff warned my family not to get bitten that month)
Armyguy0: but this DOES mean you need to buy Everclear
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tipulsar85: You get many snakes on the Island? I've seen very few in the wilds of Washington.
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote snake
LRRbot: Quote #6712: "I only want to eat the food when my snake is green!" —Ian [2020-01-19]
TwoBitSlim: This game looks like a blast to play.
TehAmelie: if you try to pet a rattlesnake on molting day it might not like that
UnseenAcademical: That reminds me, I had a great moment playing this game earlier: I shot the head off a guy in front of his friend, and his friend's response? To wander over going "Hey dude, are you okay?"
empyreon: harmless little sneks get into my garage all the time, and some of those times they do me a spoop
wildpeaks: that echo sound, delightful
BrindleBoar: that... is a lot of barrel for one gun
Makrosian_Tae: Big Iron on his hip
DigitalSeahorse: slytqGhost kathle3KNOT
wildpeaks: did you play New Vegas in the end, or did you just pick up on the meme from reddit ? :D
UnseenAcademical: Is there official math on the length of barrel calculations for accuracy vs friction?
Armyguy0: Buntline
Armyguy0: i do kind of want a Buntline
Makrosian_Tae: Epic power move
TehAmelie: what kind of range does that have? i mean the barrel helps with aiming, right, but how important is that if the bullet falls to the floor after 30 meters
Armyguy0: they seem fun
xEskar: Received my copy of drainers a week ago Alex, I'm thrilled :)
Lord_Hosk: You've got to pump pump pump it up... you've got to pump it up
Armyguy0: Carbine
Armyguy0: it was made as a Carbine
SquareDotCube: For when you want to shoot down the Batplane. Kappa
Lord_Hosk: You hit them with a CAR-bine
Despoiler98: oh dear get those windshield wipers going
Izandai: Oh god that steering... Pipe.
DigitalSeahorse: efficient wipers
TehAmelie: a car is really just a self-propelled bullet
TehAmelie: caliber: car
Izandai: I think you clipped the stack.
Despoiler98: did you just blow 2 tires off your car?
SquareDotCube: the Michelin Man missed
CastleOtranto: Bibendum, no!
Labjer: I think some of these structures are booby trapped
DigitalSeahorse: did he write that movie with the rubber tires in it?
Zyme86: fun fact tumbleweeds are russian
DigitalSeahorse: the tire*
Despoiler98: is that a geyser
thraximore: geyser?
TehAmelie: Rubber?
Armyguy0: You mean rubber @DigitalSeahorse?
BusTed: An anomaly. Break out the bolts.
Tidom_Kamf: that is Oil
Despoiler98: METHANE
BrindleBoar: shit's on fire yo
thraximore: sure looks like... uhhhhhh
Lord_Durin: well it *was* fuel. now its on fire
wildpeaks: this seems.. safe
DigitalSeahorse: Armyguy0 yes
TehAmelie: i loved Rubber by the way, don't think i've thanked you for telling us it exists, Alex
thundercat2000: fancy map
Labjer: Airfield is that structure to the far SE, I think
Mister_BlueSky: Got to say, I'm loving being along for the adventure of all this.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
chesul: Alex, thanks to you I bought this game and am having a blast! it hits the same itch in relation to fallout that Dark Souls does in relation to Skyrim and it's wonderful.
GhassanPL: Ohhhh it's a snaaake!
DigitalSeahorse: snek
Izandai: The snake doesn't know it's empty. HahaThink
thraximore: Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!
Labjer: Snakes are notoriously easily intimidated
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wildpeaks: t-pose to assert dominance over the snek
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote snek
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ArboristAndrew: With arms wide open!
fastlane250: you really want to go there?
TehAmelie: it's mean to T-pose against snakes, they have no arms
PharaohBender27: Based on our track record, I'm going to say "No"
wildpeaks: the subtitles translate some of the signs
Izandai: I think that would be this Myrza?
Izandai: Wait, it's not capitalized. Probably not a name, then.
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:25:59.
wildpeaks: such lovely lighting
DigitalSeahorse: they're an Industrial band
fastlane250: need some liberation up in heeya
GhassanPL: I assume this game is different in terms of stalkerness than 2033/Last Light?
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah the other 2 are pretty on rails.
GhassanPL: Aw
wildpeaks: they're still worth playing though
Mister_BlueSky: For sure.
Sir_DoBo: did he just stab himself with a screwdriver?
Sir_DoBo: Or was it medicine*
wildpeaks: we crushed a dew, yes it was medecine
Sir_DoBo: Ah. Good ol' vidya game medicine. Clears it all right up
wildpeaks: that or Artyom has a morphine addiction
thraximore: it can be bth
thraximore: both*
wildpeaks: ohh gear upgrade
fastlane250: mtn dew baja blast chuggable morphine
DigitalSeahorse: I'd crush a dew with some aspirin or BC Powder to get it to work faster
thraximore: so I hear
TehAmelie: morphine AND vodka, like old fashioned baby teething medicine
Izandai: Getting some screen tearing.
Izandai: I think.
Zyme86: As a post surgical nurse who gives out quite a bit of morphine can confirm that it really stops up your pooping. Get that man a stool softenenr
wildpeaks: stream seems fine ?
drdudeman: im sure the slaves are happy they dont have to wax their masters and will appreciate the nice job you did. on their waxing...
thraximore: Probably not thrilled? People freak out when they might get killed for letting the lieutenants get stiffed
Izandai: @wildpeaks Might just be me.
TehAmelie: stupid central nervous system stimulants, always having side effects
drdudeman: is it me or is this backpack totally sweet?
Sir_DoBo: sooo, has anyone tried that VR Stalker-esque game? Into the Radius?
wildpeaks: sure is, all the assets look great
Mister_BlueSky: I've had to get some morphine for my rebound headaches.
Izandai: Oh I really like this upgrade interface.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO toilet gun!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
wildpeaks: a poop shoot
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Lord_Hosk: Surely someone has a wire brush you can use to clean that up
Despoiler98: do you have a gun that shoots ball bearings?
Despoiler98: fucking sweet
thraximore: is that the pneumatic?
Sir_DoBo: No one? Fair nuff.
thraximore: ah cool
UnseenAcademical: Oh wait, that's what lets you hold a third gun? It's always that one?
thraximore: our lord
wildpeaks: similar to the pneumatic from the first game
Armyguy0: grab the BIG hat
wildpeaks: being able to craft ammo definitely changes gameplay from the earlier games
fastlane250: beep
TehAmelie: a gun that you pump up to shoot your balls? i thought Freud already was all over regular guns. . .
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wildpeaks: CurseLit
Labjer: It's a metaphor
Mister_BlueSky: And if it is nailed down, steal the nail, then steal the thing. Two for one.
thraximore: well he just snuffed out the metaphor sooooo
fastlane250: go where?
wildpeaks: to go where, they'r ein teh middle of a desert
Izandai: They'll figure it out sooner or later.
drdudeman: could recruit them for more train guards
fastlane250: but what if upper management checks on them
thraximore: that's the hope
fastlane250: that works
thraximore: "I'd like to Karen your manager, please."
fastlane250: uh oh
Armyguy0: i think it was that cave
thraximore: Is that a passage?
Armyguy0: Its fine @LoadingReadyRun your in a UAZ they can go anywere
DigitalSeahorse: cave
iris_of_ether: I have completed a post-apoc mini for my Desert Bus project. (Time to resume lurking and sanding waaaay too many wooden tiles to size): https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1303095133059952641
Traion: Wow Iris
wildpeaks: in the direction the car headlights are pointing ?
wildpeaks: there you go
Despoiler98: FIRE BAD
BusTed: Fire indeed bad.
GirlPainting: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerKiefcurse wheelerKiefcurse wheelerKiefcurse
GirlPainting: would you STOP screaming?!...thank you
Despoiler98: @GirlPainting I know right? RUDE
Omthebox: 360 no scopes
fastlane250: bold of them to assume
Despoiler98: @iris_of_ether awesome mini!
thraximore: it's the Plot you carry around
thraximore: dead giveaway
wildpeaks: yes I think you keep the ammo
iris_of_ether: @Traion @Despoiler98 Thank you :D
Lord_Hosk: to pew pew your enemies, hear the lamentations of their mutants, and steal all their bullets?
Despoiler98: do it JUMP
Despoiler98: you dont need ankles
wildpeaks: delicious juice
Despoiler98: that last shot should have been dead on I think it hit a piece of environment
Despoiler98: theyre fun and burny
thraximore: who isn't?
BusTed: Just trying to class up the joint.
Despoiler98: lol
wildpeaks: something something boobies trap
GirlPainting: but you got a riper snifle
GirlPainting: Shaitan
Armyguy0: You are
Armyguy0: the obj is to kill them nerds
GirlPainting: Cheesus Crust!
thraximore: not headbox
Armyguy0: TIME FOR TIE
Armyguy0: TEA
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor PrideLGBTea
WookieCookie64: An engraved pistol? I have never seen that in this game.
Zoozle: Hey don't be mean to waiters!
GirlPainting: waiting for lift.....other words for hidden loading screen ^ ^
NotCainNorAbel: well, your standing there
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Armyguy0: as they add no combat value what so ever @WookieCookie64
Despoiler98: interesting looks like a long barrel AK
Bearudite: man looks on with desire
Despoiler98: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeee
Despoiler98: TEENY
BusTed: 🌵
craddaddy: snake plant too
thraximore: the important things
DigitalSeahorse: cacti
wildpeaks: so smol
Labjer: Such lovely lived-in touches
DigitalSeahorse: HypeDragon3 PridePog
GhassanPL: What is that accent tho
Bearudite: bullpup tho
GirlPainting: a Mother in law seat cactus
Despoiler98: I got a teeny cacti like that as an office xmas gift one year it was so teeny and cute :D
Nigouki: so this section IS a reference to White Sun of the Desert
Armyguy0: THATS A BULLPUP SVD
Despoiler98: its bullpup I thought I saw the mag at the front
GirlPainting: don´ t tell me, you made THAT out of a pistol? o.O
Bearudite: looks like daytime now
Bearudite: might want the normal scope
BusTed: Pretty much a giant pillow fort.
GirlPainting: teddy!
DigitalSeahorse: Teddy!
Despoiler98: thats an Arabian style tea server
wildpeaks: love the mongol-inspired environment
wildpeaks: so few games make use of this aesthetic, the only other I can think of is Cradle
Armyguy0: oh hey its Twitch chat
GapFiller: !next
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GhassanPL: Mongolian! Thank you! That's what I was missing
Labjer: I remember playing this the first time and was really surprised/pleased that it wasn't just wall to wall Ethnic Russians
Despoiler98: Do we know what sea we're supposed to be looking at thats mostly dried up?
Nigouki: Alex have you watch White Sun of the Desert? it's a classic Russian "eastern", and cosmonauts watch it as a tradition before each launch
Despoiler98: oh that IS a bullpup SVD
wildpeaks: it says the name in the notes, but forgot where exactly it is, sorry
Revelia: we're supposed to be near the caspian sea, so more central asian people
Mattmitchell45: Is this supposed to be around the Ural Sea?
GhassanPL: I think she's trying to put on an accent
Armyguy0: See @Despoiler98?
Armyguy0: i want that gun
GhassanPL: She overemphasises a lot but her pronunciation is 99% on point
Despoiler98: ysbrydPunjail
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Mattmitchell45: Thanks for a fun stream, Alex!
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Nigouki: her name Giul is a reference to Gyulchatai from the movie
PharaohBender27: @Mattmitchell45 I think you mean Aral Sea, and I don't know - I know their destination was the Caspian
NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the stream
Despoiler98: did she just kick that guy?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
wildpeaks: she's great
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream :)
PharaohBender27: Thanks for streaming, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
GhassanPL: <3
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute PridePog PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
GirlPainting: thx for the stream alex :)
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for strim
Despoiler98: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
tipulsar85: !next
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hwdesperado: Wicked
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Mattmitchell45: @PharaohBender27 Ah yes, Ural River, Aral Sea
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHA
abaoa_qu: Good show, tyvm
GirlPainting: burp
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART xoxoxo
GapFiller: !uptime
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DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the stream lrrALEX
LordZarano: Thanks lrrALEX !
GirlPainting: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: *gets ready to catch up on what she missed*
Zappeljakob: !next
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InquisitorGaia: !next
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