gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: When things go bad, eat the slug.
Juliamon: Timely.
Kikazi: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHi
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave Oh, I came just time for lrrSIGNAL
EldarLuin: What I miss?
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Despoiler98: RQ has such amazing music
l3nnoon: Hello
lirazel64: Hello!
l3nnoon: Hows it goin
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 The day it went on Bandcamp, I paid double the suggested price - and now I feel like I underpaid :p
lirazel64: It continues to go.
Despoiler98: BGC is amazeballs
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Nigouki: ~adventuring music~
lirazel64: I think Cori is outgoing herself in this campaign.
EldarLuin: Just went on a mini road trip myself. Could have used this soundtrack
Kikazi: PopCorn TakeNRG
DarkMorford: Is this live? Is something gonna happen?
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd like to see Jacob in a campaign where he doesn't play the straight man. Like, Patches is great, but I'd like to see him on the other side of the chaos for a change.
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of someone's beautiful voice and decided to see who's it was. How's everybody doing?
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford It is! And shenanigans in the Mournland are expected to happen!
lirazel64: I'm not sure Jacob is truly comfortable with chaos, though.
dr0ne00000: 7 ads twitch, really?
RuiFaleiro: You're saying Nibbles was _not_ an agent of chaos?
l3nnoon: why twitch why
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I mean, Nibbles wasn't entirely "the straight man" :p
EldarLuin: *preparing*
PharaohBender27: @RuiFaleiro I see great minds think alike! :D
RuiFaleiro: :D
lirazel64: And asking people to play against type is fun short-time, but it gets weird long-term.
EldarLuin: audio is off
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TacitusVigil: AKA "The Dream Team"
PharaohBender27: So what outdoor festival is lrrCORI at?
gualdhar: oh hey, Cori is outside on location
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 All of them. At the same time. She's just that powerful.
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Just never realized all outdoor fesitvals looked so similar Kappa
CraziestOwl: Anyone else have sync problems?
Arclight_Dynamo: @CraziestOwl Yes.
EldarLuin: No... it's 100% off sync
Kikazi: I so wish I had money (and space) for one of those tables
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 They're all run by the same group. Like rib fests in Canada.
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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TacitusVigil: Kappa
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil katesLol
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun My order for a gaming table is already in with Wyrmwood.
EldarLuin: still off
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm doesn't seem to have helped, Paul
TacitusVigil: The bones of trees and the skins of Beej!
Despoiler98: They see all
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: Yay mods yay Paul
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hi there amazing mods!
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL and the mods see ALL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
ContingentCat: Paul and mods always watching A l w a y s
TheAwkes: Some mods, one king! Behave yourselves!
corianderd: Updated map of our base if we ever see it again
Sarah_Serinde: TheAwkes Wait who's king?
TacitusVigil: But what if I'm watching on YouTube?
beckett_brass: Mods see all? Quick, what's my eye color?
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Cori!
TheAwkes: Sarah_Serinde Paul, for our purposes tonight.
Despoiler98: BANGER ALERT
EldarLuin: How many episodes is this supposed to go on for?
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: EldarLuin I think 8
EldarLuin: Or do we know?
EldarLuin: Sweet
l3nnoon: The mods. Not quite Gods but more powerful than Demi-gods. There in a category off their own.
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
Sarah_Serinde: !map
Always_Armoured: missing the character art on the overlay?
Sarah_Serinde: !inn map
LRRbot: Cori made a map of the party's inn from Best of Intentions:
AthenaSpawn: Oh, so the sync issue is with all of them?
Snowcookies: rogue bards, barding about whatever they want
Sarah_Serinde: Paul's sync seemed fine
ContingentCat: katesLol can't disprove that
Snowcookies: Learning new things about Andy every day
Sarah_Serinde: I think the others are close to fine, but Dale's is quite off
LoadingReadyRun: Is it just dale, or everyone?
PharaohBender27: @AthenaSpawn It seems to be worst with Dale - lrrCORI seems just slightly off, and Jacob and Andy seem almost if not in sync
Sarah_Serinde: I didn't see Jacob's but I agree on the others
AthenaSpawn: Jacob's sync issues were what made me say that
dr0ne00000: @Sarah_Serinde yeah I think it was just Dale, like he has some packet loss/lag
AthenaSpawn: It's closer, but still off.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun lrrCORI Seems very slightly off, Jacob and Andy seemed fine to me
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Featherweight_: chooo chooo coming through
Sarah_Serinde: That helped this time, Paul
EldarLuin: Okay... Dale is better...
CraziestOwl: !venga
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PharaohBender27: OK that seems to have fixed Dale, @LoadingReadyRun ! :)
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob seems fine
Snowcookies: Cori does seem out of sync
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CraziestOwl: Dale seems better
NotCainNorAbel: Pride2000 - Dice Friends has become one of my favorite 2020 escapes. Thank you.
Snowcookies: just suspenders
ContingentCat: katesLurk ?!
Despoiler98: who cares about safety standards
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm yeah ok Cori is still a bit off
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That is great to hear @NotCainNorAbel
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Hauler :D
Snowcookies: omg
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I wouldn't want to be in the middle of this either :D
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
AthenaSpawn: Hauler is so cute with the naivety
spiltdownman: now cows in eberon everyone knows that
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler likes things to be straightforward
Sarah_Serinde: I don't blame them
CraziestOwl: The audio seems fine @loadingreadyrun
Despoiler98: lol
Snowcookies: fear indeed
Despoiler98: this is fear
AthenaSpawn: Right, the world would be great with Hauler's view in place
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale and Jacob) [now] 'Jacob, you look like you're objecting.' 'No. This is fear.'
LRRbot: New quote #7173: "'Jacob, you look like you're objecting.' 'No. This is fear.'" —Dale and Jacob [2020-09-07]
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:12.
AthenaSpawn: That's the fear burps I came here for
chaostreader: How much damage is a train?
AthenaSpawn: Just enough @chaostreader
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL in this world, the cows are liable to just float or teleport away or something :)
kalira77: Dale + Jacob = amazing quotes
AthenaSpawn: Oh boy, I'm in for Hauler becoming CowCatcher
Snowcookies: !quote Dale and Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #7133: "'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'" —Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Sarah_Serinde: :D
AthenaSpawn: Dale + Jacob = amazing everything
kalira77: that's fair lol
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
beckett_brass: I get the sense that Jacob doesn't like this gnome, for some reason.
Snowcookies: oh no
idioticxgerbil: Why am I followed to this?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
AthenaSpawn: "Are we establishing" is the greatest start to any sentence
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I have a question, has Bivomar seen their room ransacked yet? Will they live to see it?
Rhynerd: Going twice on a 20 is also not AL legal but then again...
ContingentCat: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
PharaohBender27: @idioticxgerbil You . . . forgot you followed? I don't think follows can be gifted like subs can
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I don't think we know that yet
mostlikeakumquat: Jacob knows if you give Dale an inch he will not only take a mile, but have it rezoned for new construction before you can blink
idioticxgerbil: I know but I don't remember following this at all... Might have been a long time ago when this wasn't a thing
Snowcookies: aaa by TMBG
gualdhar: @idioticxgerbil LRR is a variety streaming channel, they do lots of stuff from Magic to DnD to video and board games
idioticxgerbil: <message deleted>well, bye nerds
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
RealGamerCow: This is Jacob's untrusting face
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
ritchards: out of sight, out of mind!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
chaostreader: Wild magic?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we've established that earlier in this campaign right? If they're out of sight they're not a problem
AthenaSpawn: This place has the wildest of magics
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #6486: "I'm a 'helper!'" —Matt Griffiths [2019-10-14]
ContingentCat: I wonder what the ghost cat's doing?
Despoiler98: A SWARM of ducks :D
beckett_brass: @ContingentCat Probably doing ghost cat things.
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beckett_brass: Even better: a flock of swarms of ducks.
ContingentCat: I think swarm is 3 digits of ducks
chaostreader: A swarm of ducks has a hive mind.
AthenaSpawn: Time to make some thoughts real, Jacob!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: God this show is too funny
CraziestOwl: Give he the ducks!!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
CraziestOwl: Him
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I've played and watched several 5e campaigns with wild mages and have yet to actually see wild magic happen lrrAWW
RealGamerCow: What about a flock of duck sized bumblebees
chaostreader: I’m surprised Jacob didn’t cast See Invisible.
gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like wild magic is the coolest flavor thing in 5e that's totally disappointing in practice
Arclight_Dynamo: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen procced it in Lava Bears, I think.
beckett_brass: @RealGamerCow Better than a swarm of duck sized bumblebees.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I feel like we had it at least once in Lava Bears
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe more?
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Despoiler98: LOL
AthenaSpawn: Oh, slow moving train FTW?
DiscordianTokkan: CHOO CHOOOOO
EldarLuin: Andy's face! :o
InquisitorGaia: how slow moving?!?!?!
AthenaSpawn: That slow exhale
AthenaSpawn: So good
ritchards: is he James???
Kreiseler: how fast is a slow moving train?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ButButTheJesus: as you do
JaysonMaxwell: Rounding out and flattening
InquisitorGaia: more like flattening out
ContingentCat: and then flattening out the character
DiscordianTokkan: Like with a rolling pin!
gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun I think Dale's audio and video are out of sync
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: It’s a bivimar, hit him with the train. It’s a bivimar, let’s pull off again!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
AthenaSpawn: Marcel is going to do WHAT???
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Andy!? What!?
Kreiseler: "its what my character would do" :)
AthenaSpawn: Just pin them there!!!
ButButTheJesus: messy!
InquisitorGaia: rope arrow grab
Arclight_Dynamo: "Gnome more.:
Arclight_Dynamo: "
AthenaSpawn: Ugh, I guess we save him
Sarah_Serinde: Ok that helped again with the sync, Paul
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
GirlPainting: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AthenaSpawn: We are gonna start with a an athletic
Despoiler98: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
AthenaSpawn: Wow, Andy just let that go
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
kalira77: oh no he said the grapple word
Kreiseler: booooooo C-
GirlPainting: 20 lrrSIGNAL
v_nome: Nah, I Nome enough actually.
ContingentCat: muscle memory clicks in and you spike the gnome like a football
ritchards: 20? he goes twice!
chaostreader: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Despoiler98: YAY
GirlPainting: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL 20 lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
AthenaSpawn: Wow, I don't think anyone can believe that just happened
l3nnoon: oooh a nat 20
denofaiz: !findquote Dungeon
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AthenaSpawn: Andy is a natural DND player
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW CREEPY
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP
CraziestOwl: Damn it Andy
PharaohBender27: Dang, I never realized that that whole bit from Spud! got quoted
Despoiler98: Jacob YES
AthenaSpawn: "This slippery boy"
AthenaSpawn: Very apt discription
kusinohki: Hi all!
AthenaSpawn: No wammies!!!!!
kusinohki: slippery boy, rejected name for aquaman's sidekick
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @kusinohki ! PrideWave
AthenaSpawn: "Let's do some story telling" Always, always andy
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: "I don't wear cologne." "Ah... it is just fear, I see."
loomingpanda: Anyone know if they have character sheets posted anywhere?
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so, no
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL loomingpanda O don't think the character sheets have been posted anywhere
loomingpanda: Okay thanks!
ContingentCat: as I remember traditionally for dice friends character sheets only become available after the campaign
AthenaSpawn: Haven't we all been lit on fire enough, Patches?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Despoiler98: HAHAHAH
beckett_brass: @AthenaSpawn Never. We
beckett_brass: @AthenaSpawn Never. We've never bin lit on fire enough
Snowcookies: true facts
AthenaSpawn: Well then, that's a mood @beckett_brass
niccus: time to play hardspace shipbreaker, dnd edition
NotCainNorAbel: wood and wood by-products
ContingentCat: was the focus stick is the one Dale gave a Lewd description of?
niccus: at least trains don't depressurize
ritchards: bearly below average
SquareDotCube: Toasty!
beckett_brass: @niccus This is the Mournlands. I wouldn't put trains depressurizing past it.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
kusinohki: punching hauler? wouldn't that really hurt your hand?
ContingentCat: yeah, punching hauler sounds like a bad idea
kusinohki: 3 punches? who is this, dande?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
chaostreader: Find My Friends who are currently on fire.
PharaohBender27: @chaostreader katesLol
PharaohBender27: *?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good thing we have a backup Holler, if necessary :)
Rhynerd: Not many, I assume.
AthenaSpawn: Not having enough actions describes my life today
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Nooooo Hauler is irreplaceable
PharaohBender27: ^
ContingentCat: ^
kalira77: does this system make use of unconsciousness and death saving throws?
AthenaSpawn: Hauler is irreplaceable, but Holler is a good approximation
Arclight_Dynamo: @kalira77 Yes. '
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
Featherweight_: how id zara have line of sight on hualer?
chaostreader: @featherweight_ Ceiling trap door
SachielOne: Back up...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL D&D is relatively forgiving in terms of characters dying
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine
beckett_brass: Remind me, did they have to bring back the X17 intact?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
kusinohki: being on fire provides bonus salvage right? :P
Max_Fan: Or at least be able to reassemble it to a working state
chaostreader: @beckett_brass Well. They need the information inside of it.
AthenaSpawn: And they have been really pressed into making sure it is intact as well
AthenaSpawn: It's not strictly needed, but it is really quite encouraged
kusinohki: "swarm of bumblebee sized ducks" ?? clearly I missed some stuff
Sarah_Serinde: They don't know how to put it back together, nor do they know anyone who can, so it's essentially mandatory for it to be delivered intact
linguini_pasta: duck sized bumblebees
beckett_brass: @kusinohki They were considering that result for if Wild MAgic was rolled.
Rhynerd: Perhaps we can call them Bumbleducks
chaostreader: @kusinohki Some hypothetical wild magic scenarios were discussed
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like *unless you are a swarm of bumblebee sized ducks* could be added to a lot of actions
AthenaSpawn: That is quite universal, yes
holir_: What did I do?!
ContingentCat: I'm imagining Bivomar's squirming like an uncooperative cat whose claws you're trying to trim
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFire
PharaohBender27: Under what category would "roll for hog-tying ability" fall under? :p
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: Yes Andy yeeessss
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Bahahaha
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: I mean....
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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chaostreader: I just remembered that LRR is the reason that I know the collective noun for fires. A baptism of fires.
AthenaSpawn: That's ominous
Snowcookies: I love multiple choice
AthenaSpawn: Baptism?
PharaohBender27: @chaostreader Let me guess, that was from a LRL episode, right?
Kreiseler: fire!
chaostreader: @pharaohbender27 Yup.
AthenaSpawn: I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me
KV1NN4: the rope, the rope, the rope is on fire...
kalira77: for sufficiently vague values of 'sounds good'
ContingentCat: Bivomar's like 'maybe I should have gone back to school like mom wanted"
Sarah_Serinde: rude
AthenaSpawn: Punt!!!
ContingentCat: katesLol
e_bloc: yes
Despoiler98: YEEEEEET
e_bloc: Corgo182 hauler -> punter
chaostreader: When depleted, large fire rod can be used as bat.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Goblin Shovin;
Featherweight_: does on fire count as incompastaded?
AthenaSpawn: Jacob here as rule guy is so good!
LoadingReadyRun: Goblin Lobbin'
kalira77: successful puntin'
holir_: Deep cut, Patches
kalira77: that's a pretty good second wind
e_bloc: if its such a good second wind why didnt they make a third wind
PharaohBender27: Good ol' Hauler! :D
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
chaostreader: Does the fire vanish?
e_bloc: quack-22?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You could do catch twenty-moo if they were cows
Sarah_Serinde: Patches has a spell for this
AthenaSpawn: Ducks can see invisibility too!
SharkFoxPanda: heeey alll!
PharaohBender27 sneaks off for dinner
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Patches 10/10 acting
ritchards: someone should always be asking "where is Zara?"
kusinohki: "why is Zara?"
ContingentCat: katesLol
SharkFoxPanda: @ritchards wanna know something funny i have a character named Zara
kalira77: @LoadingReadyRun insert Patrick Stewart acting gif here
AthenaSpawn: Fire has an initiative now. Fun.
Max_Fan: Not even close to the strangest thing to appear in the initiative for Dice Friends
Snowcookies: It's not an Everything is Fire situation
NamesAreSilly: yet
Snowcookies: I didn't know Marcel was such a person
chaostreader: To find the goblin, just find the source of the cooking goblin smell.
NamesAreSilly: oops
LoadingReadyRun: Marcel uses Intimidate (with Props)
Snowcookies: Intimidate (with theatrics) as they say in wrestling
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
AthenaSpawn: Making the cologne canon better lead to a smell perception roll
AthenaSpawn: That's all i ask in life
Snowcookies: so Marcel is evil Kappa
chaostreader: Just throw the gnome from the moving train.
kalira77: into the fire?
ContingentCat: it shouldn't be, and yet
chaostreader: It is a room sized object.
kalira77: what is proficiency/what does it do?
AthenaSpawn: It says that you have experience with a thing
chaostreader: @kalira77 It is a + to skills that is relative to the level of the character
ritchards: oh,. we could have had a burning boxcar!
AthenaSpawn: And thus, gives you a bonus to your roll
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @kalira77 its an added bonus for things you know how to to
kalira77: so like advantage but not, got it :)
chaostreader: nkalira77 Well. Advantage means you get two rolls and get the higher roll.
NamesAreSilly: To tl:dr proficiency a little: it's a bonus to things you are proficient with/in.
JaysonMaxwell: I'm pretty sure "We are the good guys" was worth of inspiration :P
beckett_brass: Ah yes, good ol duck luck
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kalira77: duck luck. beautiful.
ContingentCat: ah good dangerous speeds
Twilight_Spark: That won't be a recurring character. stripDevil
ContingentCat: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops :D
ContingentCat: !helm
LRRbot: THE HELM cannot be burned.
JaysonMaxwell: lrrFINE TOTALLY fine.
Snowcookies: safety
Despoiler98: lrrFINE
ritchards: time for multi-track drifting!
ContingentCat: Weeeee!
JaysonMaxwell: "Enthusiastic" for sure.
kusinohki: "roller coaster excited or OMG we're all going to die excited" ??
nanostul: WOW copywrite infringement....
Snowcookies: No roads, jus go
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "wait wait wait! I forgot, we totally need roads!"
NamesAreSilly: Roads are wheely rather useful
Raiger: I mean, to be fair, railroad tracks aren't necessarily ROADS per se...
chaostreader: “We’re going on an adventure!!!”
Snowcookies: Not lost, just taking a scenic route
kusinohki: 20% sideways or the nose is tipped 20% up/down??
ContingentCat: I think it's sideways
chaostreader: @kusinohki Like a 20 degree angle with the ground? I think?
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler is doing just fine
Snowcookies: No one in chat has conducted a train, right?
kusinohki: does model RR count?
NamesAreSilly: nat 1 GO
chaostreader: @snowcookies I haven’t. I can’t even remember if I’ve been on one before. I’ve been on a monorail.
ContingentCat: katesRip Bivomar
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Wrexadecimal: D&D just hates Bivimar :P
ContingentCat: except the fire
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
kusinohki: gnomeward bound...
Rhynerd: Today, fate decides that Bivamar can get lrrEFF d
Sarah_Serinde: Valiant effort, Patches
ContingentCat: oh no
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Snitch watches a lot of Top Gear
beckett_brass: Will flames shoot out if drifting is uses?
beckett_brass: used*
Wrexadecimal: Queue the Eurobeat seabatTROG
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chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Or Initial D.
aerohydra: can hovertrains drift, best question
Sarah_Serinde: Good luck with that one, Jacob
Rhynerd: Depends on the Elemental bound to the train, I imagine @beckett_brass
ContingentCat: katesLol Jacob <3
LoadingReadyRun: Snitch gonna get some blue sparks
Twilight_Spark: Gottem
Snowcookies: Now I'm imagining Snitch with eurobeat music playing in the background
Rhynerd: Would Eberron’s version of Eurobeat be known as Eberbeat?
JaysonMaxwell: Those flowers brought someone joy as well.
NamesAreSilly: These guys are gonna accidentally become the BBEG for someone else aren't they...
Snowcookies: lol Rhynerd, you
suladan_the_serpent_lord: polar express drift scene engaged!
ContingentCat: and provided some nice stuff for the ghost cat to knock down
Snowcookies: You're probably right
Rhynerd: The Silver Flame also took things way too far during a Werewolf plague issue.
Snowcookies: Snitch should get initiative
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JaysonMaxwell: Snitch deserves inspiration for that awesome maneuver lrrHEART
Kikazi: certainly sent those folks on a rough ride
Snowcookies: Inspiration*
ritchards: is she... tiltyhouse?
ContingentCat: tilty in this house?
LoadingReadyRun: A Swiftly Tilting Hauler
RealGamerCow: tiltyhEXTREME
kalira77: hauler is on tilt
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Ian lies.
Sarah_Serinde: Time for everyone to catch their breath :D
NamesAreSilly: Jacob's heart can't take this it seems :P
Snowcookies: jlrrBreak
kalira77: well this music sounds familiar
beckett_brass: I'm not up on my music. I recognize this song, but can't think of the name. Would someone remind what it is?
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner, knowing full well he won't have more than the faintest clue of what the gang's up to now
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass Millenial Boop, from the RQ soundtrack
kalira77: it's by Big Giant Circles, but i didn't catch the title
kalira77: thanks @PharaohBender27
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 All enemies booted off the train, fire is out, track blew up, train is careening out of control.
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Fire, and a rapidly derailing train.
PharaohBender27: FFS, Twitch, let me watch the dang show
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass So unchanged from when I left a half-hour ago Kappa
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Also, thanks for the name of the song.
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass No problem
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 But now the train is 20 degrees off-kilter.
NamesAreSilly: And making a U-turn, let's not forget.
Phailhammer: "They are enemies, boot them off the train." 🎵
beckett_brass: @NamesAreSilly Ah yes, thank you for reminding me.
PharaohBender27: I'm going to guess that's bad - and now I'm off to refresh, because I'm lagging by like a minute FAKE EDIT: @NamesAreSilly OH NO
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Snitch was told to go in the opposite direction quickly, so he did so. By taking a U-turn
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 And drifting
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass katesScared
PharaohBender27: And yay, only 5 seconds latency now!
Snowcookies: lrrFINE
Wrexadecimal: Better late than never!
Sarah_Serinde: Everything is completely fine
Sarah_Serinde: And totally under control
Snowcookies: no need for picnics
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
mowdownjoe: But now I want a panicBasket.
PharaohBender27: Does high wind affect wi-fi? Because there's high wind where I am right now and Twitch is once again chugging on me (starting again right when I was all "Oh, it's good now!" of course)
4 raiders from Thomas have joined!
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
Snowcookies: Hello raider
Sarah_Serinde: They can't see chat right now but they appreciate you anyway :p
Thomas: Hello, dicey friends! thomas28Wave thomas28Wave
LoadingReadyRun: Welcome Thomas friends
beckett_brass: @Thomas Hello. Welcome to a rapidly derailing train and fire.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders! PrideWave
Thomas: train AND fire!?
Thomas: Ooo
Snowcookies: Everything is fine
Snowcookies: The train is also sentient
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] The lesson that I'm learning from this is 'don't try to be clever.'
LRRbot: New quote #7174: "The lesson that I'm learning from this is 'don't try to be clever.'" —Jacob [2020-09-07]
Snowcookies: and not happy
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
NamesAreSilly: Let's be honest, clever can be oh-so-much-more entertaining when it fails.
ContingentCat: katesLol
Uzumaki15: Lie of Ommision
PMAvers: Carefully sculpting the truth into something that sounds less terrible.
ritchards: entering the House of Lies
kalira77: creative truthiness
Tiber727: Imitating a politician.
Snowcookies: House of Non-Truths
PharaohBender27: !findquote house of lies
LRRbot: Quote #5347: "We built this house of lies on a foundation of truth, so that you can trust our lies!" —Ian [2018-09-30]
ContingentCat: if you believe your non-truth it's not a lie persay
kalira77: btw, how exactly DOES one 180 a train?
NamesAreSilly: violently
chaostreader: I believe they have taught a train how to do a u-turn.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I really enjoy your better ideas not working.
LRRbot: New quote #7175: "I really enjoy your better ideas not working." —Dale [2020-09-07]
beckett_brass: @kalira77 It helps that there aren't actual rails if I recall, but magical stones that are supposed to keep the train on track.
ContingentCat: @kalira77 generally a train switching directions involves having an engine on both sides, but in this case I'm imagining like it jumps and spins in the air which sounds like "fun"
kalira77: ahh i believe i missed that fact @beckett_brass
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @ContingentCat I have the train doing teardrop-shaped drifts, but jumping sounds much more fun
Snowcookies: Andy "Appreciates the not dying" Cownden
ritchards: Marcel should know where, because Hunter's Mark
ritchards: bing!
ContingentCat: @beckett_brass ohh I was imaging rails with those stones being involved with the tracks
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Usually when you get kicked off a train, you don't expect it to come back along the track a minutes later
beckett_brass: @kalira77 @ContingentCat I could be wrong. I have misremembered or misunderstood things in campaigns.
chaostreader: No one expects to be murdered by a train. Let alone twice in one day.
chaostreader: The train is like,”You want me to do trick moves? Sure!”
Sarah_Serinde: uhh
Raurrrrr: uhh
ContingentCat: uhhhh
Sarah_Serinde: That DOES seem like a real bad idea!
chaostreader: Um. Slowing the train seems like a good way to piss the train off.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob and Dale) [now] 'Oh that seems like a real bad idea.' 'That's why I'm saying yes to it!'
LRRbot: New quote #7176: "'Oh that seems like a real bad idea.' 'That's why I'm saying yes to it!'" —Jacob and Dale [2020-09-07]
Snowcookies: The fae and nice
beckett_brass: Ah yes. Nice Fey. Exactly what you always expect.
PharaohBender27: But didn't a recent highlight reel demonstrate that Dale will never lie to players? Kappa
beckett_brass: I can't think of any Fae that aren't nice.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
kalira77: let's try spinning, that's a neat trick
ButButTheJesus: its a good trick
RobotInProgress: the ROTATION manoeuvre
chaostreader: Do a barrel roll
StarWarsTHX1138: Jacob is very much in pain
Rhynerd: Snitch? Slow and careful?
ContingentCat: good thing only 3 are lose
NamesAreSilly: Ok, I want Snitch to try a Crazy Ivan...
beckett_brass: @NamesAreSilly What's a Crazy Ivan?
PharaohBender27: UH. OH.
Sarah_Serinde: Good thing two of these people don't have meat bodies
ritchards: momentum and inertia, huh...
Wrexadecimal: oh no. physics manokaOof
PMAvers: Oh no, a little gnome.
Kikazi: "hold my fey beer"
beckett_brass: Remember, it's not the train that kills you but the sudden deceleration.
chaostreader: Um. That gnome may want to hang on.
novrdd: lol
NamesAreSilly: @beckett_brass Ok, first of all: you should watch Firefly. Second: in Firefly, it was a twin engine spaceship basically decoupling one engine (in-atmosphere) so that the two engines pointed in opposite directions to do a very sharp turn without the whole arcing around mumbo-jumbo
ritchards: "dextrous" you say...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I was going for a kind of wall mounted motto plaque style
NamesAreSilly: It's obviously not *necessary* for Snitch to do a variation on that anymore, but I still want to see it :P
LoadingReadyRun: "Safely" past the conductor stones
Sarah_Serinde: *self* sabotage
circusofkirkus: listen all y'all this is sabotage
beckett_brass: This is not the team for clever
Rhynerd: Preparation for the wrong situation.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh that's not gonna go over well, Marcel
Snowcookies: I knew trains were bad news
NamesAreSilly: Marcel just isn't that inspired by those today, is he...
beckett_brass: Define a little bit fast, please...
ritchards: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
Snowcookies: Poor goodpot
chaostreader: Um. I remember something bad about owing the fae favors?
Despoiler98: someone shot the inn with a ballista?
Despoiler98: FUCK
Sarah_Serinde: Welp
ContingentCat: oh no
LoadingReadyRun: Yay! Mistress goodpot is safe
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Cori
chaostreader: Just put them on the train, they’ll talk.
PharaohBender27: Maybe don't have Patches interrogate?
niccus: how evil *are* we?
Snowcookies: No, Patches is a great interrogator
Snowcookies: lrrBEEJ
chaostreader: @niccus The normal amount
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
Despoiler98: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Garyth has been learning from Hauler, good job Garyth
ContingentCat: ah just asking the important questions
Despoiler98: Garyth Burying THE LEAD
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Snowcookies: Uh, can we get back to the kidnapping?
niccus: the 'inn'
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Enhanced Interrogation technique:You can't visit your friends until you talk
Sarah_Serinde: Despoiler98 Look he just cares about running a good inn, he's doing his best :p
Despoiler98: are they........spiked?
Sarah_Serinde: !inn map
LRRbot: Cori made a map of the party's inn from Best of Intentions:
NamesAreSilly: speaking of enhanced interrogation techniques...
Despoiler98: Not "VERY" impaled
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm clearly we need an update on here to show the location of the pit :D
kalira77: "what level of impalement are they?"
Despoiler98: thats a quote
Despoiler98: Hey Bro do you even impale? What level of impalement are you at?
chaostreader: Put Bivomar in the spike pit.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: And somehow those two were the same person
Despoiler98: :D
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Despoiler98: man I miss EXCITING interrogations
Snowcookies: Yay us
novrdd: thanks for the entertainment guys
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the great stream.
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Despoiler98: We Did Dis
Despoiler98: No place for bravery looks BONKERS good
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not cursed
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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PMAvers: I mean, if it ends up being cursed, we can roll into Paradise Killer.
kalira77: not VERY cursed
Despoiler98: LOL
novrdd: :D
Sarah_Serinde: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
Snowcookies: Fanart is gonna happen now Andy
Twilight_Spark: T-tip? anneLewd
ContingentCat: important not to mix up, definitly not a lower body of an otter
Despoiler98: NOPE its official canon Andy is part aardvark
NotCainNorAbel: Andy is just asking for some photoshop
GreayStone: Hey paul :)
PharaohBender27: Said conflict: PAX online!
aerohydra: PPR
PharaohBender27: @aerohydra Oh, or that
Juliamon: !ppr
LRRbot: The Zendikar Rising PPR will be happening on Monday, 14 September 2020! For more information:
Sarah_Serinde: He's a terrible influence
ContingentCat: #BlameBivomar
Snowcookies: Bivomar is a butt monkey now
Despoiler98: LOL
Despoiler98: the train CAME BACK
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Guaryd
Sarah_Serinde: Garyth the Guaryd
Despoiler98: hes not a guard hes a CONCIERGE
Snowcookies: Hire ppl by taking them hostage
NamesAreSilly: Don't give them ideas
ContingentCat: @Snowcookies the Serge method of recruitment
PharaohBender27: Pathologic Harder!
Sarah_Serinde: Third time's the charm!
beckett_brass: @NamesAreSilly No, give them more ideas.
jessieimproved: Maid of Sker looks legit spoops, I'm excited
niccus: not related to skyr
Snowcookies: Yay jackbox
EldarLuin: Whoo
ContingentCat: woo jackbox
Despoiler98: @jessieimproved never heard of it, is it on steam?
ContingentCat: !venga
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PharaohBender27: I believe you mean "Diablo dos," Paul Kappa
ContingentCat: !dos
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Despoiler98: daaaaaaaaaaang
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Sounds like an rpg to me
jessieimproved: @Despoiler98 yeah and you can find a trailer on the youtubes
Despoiler98: neat
ContingentCat: Cheer169 thanks all <3
Despoiler98: 82 months DANG
EldarLuin: dat's a lot of months
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: LUL love it
PharaohBender27: ShowLove150
Despoiler98: YAY SARAH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
LunarJade: lrrHEART
ContingentCat: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: lrrHEART
Despoiler98: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Despoiler98: PPR
Despoiler98: OH YEAH
DarkMorford: On a Monday this time? Interesting
ContingentCat: cool
EldarLuin: Yay!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DarkMorford there's magic things over the weekend
Phailhammer: cya :)
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for all of the fun tonight.
GreayStone: lrrHEART lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: Bye
Sarah_Serinde: Or the Twitch vod right now
Snowcookies: night knights
serramarkov: G
LunarJade: Night
serramarkov: G'night all!
beckett_brass: Good night
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Thanks all!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: b-bye
PharaohBender27: PrideWave
jubale1: oops too late. helllo!
jubale1: bye
Juliamon: Goodnight!
NotCainNorAbel: Good Night Paul. lrrHEART
ContingentCat: good night Paul <3
EldarLuin: Gah! Forgot this was on... Paul scared me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL EldarLuin I always get one :)