djalternative: and a box of zendikar coming for the eventual future but also because I want my lgs to continue to exist
gnome_friend: Also I love Obuun
Diabore: @djalternative time to open the foil alt art ugin?
SnackPak_: sergeHi
djalternative: I will draft them at some point. That's why I got them in the first place
gnome_friend: !findquote draft
LRRbot: Quote #734: "I'm looking forward to drafting more MGS5 tonight." —Graham [2015-09-24]
gnome_friend: Graham, what?
PharaohBender27: Apropos of nothing, the air quality index in my area is supposedly moderate and improving, and outdoors doesn't smell like a campfire last I check, yet the light outside looks . . . off
djalternative: but yes. I very much want some of those alt art cards
elah806: In the words of the sacred texts, "the correct answer is to draft with them"
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
gnome_friend: lrrCAMERON
Diabore: personally for the ugin, i prefer the alt style but not alt art one
djalternative: the 12 packs I did open to do a sealed with my sister did include a chandra and a mangara though
elah806: Sick!
Diabore: any foil rare?
MrTheWalrus: @elah806 Unfortunately, the sacred texts were written in the Before Times when I could have a bunch of friends over to draft with.
djalternative: I don't remember. It's been months. Let me take a look
Diabore: i just want some proxy hope
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (64d, 18:07 from now)
elah806: uh oh
Earthenone: close to proxy hope as i can give
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: We are sorry to announce that the Venga Bus service to San Francisco is delayed by approximately 10 minutes.
gnome_friend: BUS is coming
codatski: next
Snowcookies: !duckluck
LRRbot: You are now a swarm of one thousand bee-sized ducks.
codatski: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
agentsmithradio: !findquote bus
LRRbot: Quote #1122: "I've only crashed the bus ONE time this year." —Matt [2015-11-17]
Snowcookies: Finally
wildpeaks: vengabus is bound to be a theme at DB this year
SkylerRingtail: I'm immensely curious what DB will look like this year
codatski: My guess? Safe
gnome_friend: Okay... what is duckluck?
SkylerRingtail: Oh, safe no doubt.
wildpeaks: I wonder if perhaps they'll have several small locations with only a few people in each place, or just one place with fewer people
djalternative: @Diabore foil sanctum of all
wildpeaks: or even completely remote
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail I think they plan to address that on PAX online next weekend, but I can't remember the exact time. Was about to ask if anyone knew the link to the schedule :p
Juliamon: gnome_friend 1/20 chance of becoming a swarm of one thousand bee-sized ducks
codatski: Right, there is actually a Desert Bus panel at Pax
CAKHost: Remote caramelldansen
gnome_friend: @Juliamon and where did the idea come from?
PharaohBender27: @wildpeaks I don't know if a fully remote DB would actually be feasible, unless they've obtained some sort of digital emulation of the game
Dog_of_Myth: Hello all.
SkylerRingtail: If they isolated in driver groups based on shift...hmmm. I could see 4 smaller filming locations working.
wildpeaks: true, that would be difficult to do with the drivers
SkylerRingtail: @PharaohBender27 Didn't we have a chat member drive the bus one year?
wildpeaks: unless they used that remote driving system they had one year ?
wildpeaks: although I'm not sure I'd 100% trust it
PharaohBender27: @wildpeaks Because otherwise there needs to be someone with the Sega player, and at least one other person as backup. But I can see it being that only two people are on-site at a given moment, and everyone else remote
SnackPak_: Actually playing the game is about the least important part of DB, right?
codatski: Twitch plays for Desert Bus? That sounds dangerous lol
DoodlestheGreat: !jackbox
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail I . . . don't know? 2018 was my first year watching live :p
Diabore: !duckduck
DoodlestheGreat: Quack
PharaohBender27: @SnackPak_ Maybe, but it still needs to be done, since that's the whole gimmick. So in a sense it
gnome_friend: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
LordZarano: they have both a Sega CD and a JVC X-Eye, so they can play on a real console in at least 2 locations
codatski: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote duck
LRRbot: Quote #2157: "Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn." —Alex [2016-03-25]
Diabore: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
djalternative: !gooseadvice
Diabore: womp womp
noSmokeFire: > lick duck
PharaohBender27: @SnackPak_ DAMN THAT RETURN BUTTON So in a sense it's simultaneously the most important and least important aspect
fuzzy_died: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Sheikun07: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4597: "Is this a JoJo?" —Graham [2018-01-13]
Dergib: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
djalternative: who will get the 0
Nemo_Rasa: somehow lrr stream chat has infiltrated my OBS. Guess that means I should watch, right?
AmberLampLight: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (11s ago).
PharaohBender27: @Nemo_Rasa Sound logical
codatski: lrrFINE lrrFINE
djalternative: dang. 11 off
Diabore: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
LordZarano: the "always use the same disk" rule would be broken but that was just a burned disk anyway so nbd
PharaohBender27: @codatski @Diabore A little early for that, isn't it?
codatski: @PharaohBender27 Preemptive for those that like to worry about promptness, but yeah, too early
Arclight_Dynamo firehoses chat with ranch dressing
djalternative: oh right. probably LRRlash tonight
CleeKru: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
codatski: @Arclight_Dynamo How very midwest of you
Naarius brings out a veggie plate
PharaohBender27: @LordZarano I guess the thing is if they use different disks, wouldn't they have to restart each time it moves to a different location?
Dog_of_Myth: Ranch dressing? Please pick something better
SnackPak_: ew, ranch. Can I be hosed with ceaser dressing
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Fruan: lrrSIGNAL
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PharaohBender27 gets phone ready
Nigouki: hyyyyyyyyype
x0den: hello
Diabore: oh right, the ppr is this monday]
Electrodyne: Florpteenth!
Juliamon: Just so chat knows ahead of time, we have talked with LRR about the Quiplash audience participation settings. So please don't spam chat about them being on or off.
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Diabore: imma go get munchies, i shall return
AWells44: Hi all
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FacelessManAboutTown: dawildDab
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight the crew is playing the Jackbox Party Pack! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhgxdZBUwAApz0d.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1303846553287757824
LordZarano: @pharaohbender27 yeah, it would have to be like a ceremonial crashing of the bus at the end of each shift, which would be a shame
djalternative: @Juliamon good to know
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bstarness: Yay jackbox!
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Pteraspidomorphi: Juliamon: What do you mean?
Merp33: LRR streaming jackbox as im watching jackbox vod
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flatluigi: jackbox jackbox jackbox
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Dog_of_Myth: I got ice cream, so I'm good.
Snowcookies: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
Snowcookies: oh no
constablecrab: ICREAM?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi chat, hope everyoens doing well
Fanklok: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
blip2004: @Dog_of_Myth thanks for reminding me I bought some maple walnut ice cream today
GoblinRanger: Hey made it in time, sweet
AWells44: Any else hyped-up for Dune
iris_of_ether: benginHi
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Type_One___: <3
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Juliamon: Pteraspidomorphi The last few streams people have been concerned that LRR forgot to switch the participation settings back.
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LiveFaust: 24 months! That's almost 24 months!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: is that La Roux, the lrrbot? i love it
TamesLovesGames: benginHype benginDab
Dergib: Is it me or does this sound like valorant music?
Dog_of_Myth: Snickerdoodle ice cream made with cashewmilk.
NonMint: First crossing the streams as a sub!
Pteraspidomorphi: I failed to notice what they were like
PharaohBender27: @LordZarano Thus my guess of "only a couple of people in one place, wiping down the controls each time, while everyone else chimes in from off-site" - but I suppose we can find out which hypothesis was correct next weekend
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it was a La Roux song
Anstu: lrrHEART
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Serifina: Heeeeeellooooooo LAS VEG- wait where am
Serifina: I
Pteraspidomorphi: Alright!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well now i gotta listen to that
boppers_io: sergeIntoTheSea ads
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
LiveFaust: @Dog_of_Myth mmm, nut milk...
djalternative: @Serifina Reno?
Arclight_Dynamo: Heya, Serifina!
Foxmar320: Serifina Florida
Brozard: Happy Dreamcast Day!
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bl1ghtn1n6: hype for Jackbox
LiveFaust: Erm... Nut cream.
Serifina: @Foxmar320 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Snowcookies: Hi Serifina
Serifina: Hi everyone
Paladia_Gorom: G’day chat!
Foxmar320: Hello chat
Brozard: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
Snowcookies: jlrrIcream
KevinTheShark: Ahoy there internet farers!
mowdownjoe: TV app had trouble refreshing.
Merp33: why is the music always dope
bjorlamn: Howdy!
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
NoxStryx: ctrl+ is still installed from the awards
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bl1ghtn1n6: might have to tune out at some point to get stupid work done, but this is gonna be fun
Snowcookies: !bgc
RandomTrivia: !bgc
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AWells44: Dune hype!!!
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Dog_of_Myth: @LiveFaust Yeah, dairy has been giving me issues. Had to cut out a lot of food recently.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, various people tuning in! PrideWave
RandomTrivia: Someone tell Merp33 why the music is so good
constablecrab: amytfaCheetscream coxManleee
LiveFaust: That makes sense @Dog_of_Myth . I'm glad you found a way to still enjoy the cold 'n' creamy...
Dog_of_Myth: !bgc
Snowcookies: The music is by Big Giant Circles, who also did the Road Quest soundtrack
FacelessManAboutTown: feenBanger
themlin: HYPE
iris_of_ether: @Foxmar320 Oh that is a GOOD emote PrideLaugh
100abrahamlincolns: Hey chat, been a while, had a second long day teaching public school math remotely and really looking forward to quietly lurking while these shenanigans happen
Pteraspidomorphi: lrrbot says no :D
Juliamon: I've heard good things about cashew-based ice cream, there's a popular local maker at farmer's markets but I've not been brave enough to try it
PharaohBender27: @Merp33 Because BGC is a master composer of electronic music?
boppers_io: HYPED
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
bennguyen200: hello benginHi
RandomTrivia: BGC is a god
LordZarano: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
Cuttlebranch: coconut ice cream is AMAZING
FacelessManAboutTown: juz4 juz2
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS benginButt lrrARROW
WrightJustice: cgbBeam1 cgbBeam2 cgbBeam3 cgbHi5 hello
rscorundum: here we go
djalternative: I'm curious if previous user quips will be carried over to quip 3 but I'm willing to bet yes
queso_gaming: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
flatluigi: quiet...
Ba_Dum_Tish: Soooooon
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon Honestly, I can't tell the difference between cashewmilk and regular ice cream.
Ladyrhea: The silence
ritchards: Any Now Second!
FacelessManAboutTown: benginOh benginHeck benginYe
Natural_Ones_Only: !box
Tajessa: hold...
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE ?
Sheikun07: wooooooooo
iris_of_ether: benginDab benginDab SingsNote
red_shoes_jeff: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
Merp33: And the intro begins
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
corefluxx: lrrHEART
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Indirnys: words words words words
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Ba_Dum_Tish: This is a fun intro
LiveFaust: Red [noun] standing by.
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months, currently on a 52 month streak!
Rytel: 52? Fuck.
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SharpyByNature: @100abrahamlincolns My partner teaches Maths (UK) Good luck and Stay Safe Friend! lrrHEART joekimHeart
gnome_friend subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
gnome_friend: And now the stream truly begins
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djalternative: @Dog_of_Myth one requires several hundred gallons of water to make?
LordZarano: I love this intro so much
Sheikun07: This is still one of my favorite intros
FacelessManAboutTown: feenHappy
Natural_Ones_Only: !treasure
boppers_io: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, everyone!
offbeatwitch: hi beej
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fan stream
andyweekend: oh perfect timing
djalternative: wait. I'm thinking almonds. nevermind @Dog_of_Myth
RandomTrivia: As is tradition, I must appreciate in particular the Cori Punch
BrindleBoar: just a bunch of fan boys
Kyir: Only three fans? For shame
jessieimproved: nice fan slap beej
GoblinRanger: So much fan service
LiveFaust: ADAM'S HEEEEEERE!
SpookySpaghooti: Did we just get a Hi from Nelson's kiddos?
playmaster500 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
playmaster500: 38 month oh yeah
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andyweekend: omg its adam
Brozard: lrrARROW_TK lrrARROW_TK lrrARROW_TK
PharaohBender27: Looks like lrrKATHLEEN 's got some new glasses!
wildpeaks: look at all these cool people
x0den: lol nelly
AllTheWeasels: lrrHEART Howdy folks
andyweekend: omg its wheeler
jessieimproved: lol Nelly flapping a playmat
sag3error: We're HERE!
ritchards: lrrBEEEJ
Paladia_Gorom: Good time appropriate greeting
andyweekend: omg its nelson
I_Am_Clockwork: go Nelson!
Terr0rc0tta: Woooooooo!
mowdownjoe: HE'S HERE!!!
LordZarano: I am watching this live on Thursday
ritchards: lrrMATT
Lord_ZYRK: I'm not the only one who keeps a fan at their computer PogChamp
kristamichele: adam!
Snowcookies: I also have a fan
ritchards: lrrKATHLEEN
gainsofcastamere: All LRR Jackbox is BEST and funniest Jackbox!
ritchards: lrrWHEELER
Brozard: Nice fan action all
MegaDosX: Isn't that a fan behind you Serge?
ritchards: lrrSERGE
NimrodXIV: There's one behind you Serge
ritchards: lrrIAN
Kyir: yaoi hands
ritchards: lrrADAM
TotallyNotaBeholder: A+ Wheeler
wildpeaks: the concept of time has no power here
Altoguy16499: oh pog, I got here just in time for this to start
RandomTrivia: Holy shit Wheeler LUL
ritchards: lrrNelson
LiveFaust: Something something OnlyFans.
the_hacker_414720: THE DRAGON
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL THere are enough Serge Fans in chat
ritchards: lrrNELSON
damn_i_am_pretty: Hey, get out your lasers, cuz it's SMOKEY out here in the PNW
flatluigi: BEEJ NO
BirkaBirkowski: I wish I could see whats going on but I literally got 9 ads in a row
Mollylele: aw yay, Nelson & Wheeler !
meisbored: there it is LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
LiveFaust: Beej got there!
Serifina: gdi
the_hacker_414720: OnlyFans
offbeatwitch: BEEJ NO
GrassVortex: LUL
Styxseus: :D
Despoiler98: what is happeneing to Beejs hair
Snowcookies: sergeJustRight
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
onethousandneedles: oh beej <3
Dog_of_Myth: Hawt
MegaDosX: Oh, Beej.
Atreides42: LUL
iSmartMan1: SONUVA
Juliamon: listen: I'd believe it
Karfsma778: BEEJ
bl1ghtn1n6: starting strog
Serifina: Oh ffs
NeuterCommuter: I am constantly torn from watching this stream and the need to go to sleep for a 16hr work day tomorrow.
meisbored: thought it would be Adam tbh
ladylinzington: Adam has a subreddit
SnackPak_: I'd pay money for Beej feet
the_hacker_414720: XD
jessieimproved: !adult
r10pez10: i'm not actually sure that's a joke
bl1ghtn1n6: smashing something
Altoguy16499: Beej, what's your only fans so we can support you?
wildpeaks: this escalated quickly
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Ryo Hazuki in Smash, you cowards!
ElderSkyspawner: Dm, I subscribe
Serifina: Already starting off strong here
ManicPixieDreamLurker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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rscorundum: beej yes
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
fastlane250: oh god what did i already miss
TPRJones subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
TPRJones: Look at all these hotties.
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iris_of_ether: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Naarius: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Lord_ZYRK: No dick all scrote
MAPBoardgames: TMP! TMP!
themlin: and into it already
the_hacker_414720: MURDER TIME :D
Snowcookies: Yes
chimingfish: into the sea with you beej
Dog_of_Myth: This is our time chat!
Snowcookies: Go team chat
Mr_Whyt: aubacribe
Biggjudicem is excited!
Kreiseler: the seuques!
bl1ghtn1n6: this is gonna be a good night
CaptainSpam: Smash that like button DESTROY IT! FREE OUR SOULS FROM THIS TORMENT!
Tajessa: maybe by the end of the stream I will find a fall guys match
Serifina: MURDER TIME
Nigouki: starting off strong
rogerivany: Subscribe Beej Only Fans Facts.
Diabore: cmon chat, we can do this
mochabeanie: oh hey we gonna win again?
the_hacker_414720: Chat Time to shine
themlin: chat defeats all
jessieimproved: I am loving Kathleen's current haircut
catwoo55 subscribed at Tier 1.
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Eille_k: I'm a fan of this stream.
Nigouki: game a bit quiet
TotallyNotaBeholder: ODDC?
GoblinRanger: game a little quiet there
FDR101: chat shall win
AllTheWeasels: Yes, let's kill some folks in game. . . yes lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheMightyTaylor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
TheMightyTaylor: Lucky number 7!
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bennguyen200: we can do this
Electrodyne: ODDC!
PharaohBender27: @TotallyNotaBeholder That got me in!
lirazel64: Stream is quiet?
catwoo55: hey
NonUniqueGuy: Can't believe I almost forgot about Jackbox night
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sweet, I can read
eric_christian_berg: Roc!
lirazel64: better!
Arclight_Dynamo: Still low.
Sheikun07: Much better
Arclight_Dynamo: But better.
GoblinRanger: better
Mortimew: katesLurk
Mollylele: it's fine
the_hacker_414720: Dire death
hd_dabnado: I think this is good
TwitchTVsFrank: good now
eric_christian_berg: Good
Diabore: fine for me
silv3r_aura_3: better
gnome_friend: ICREAM
Dog_of_Myth: He knows!!
VmKid: Ice cream lovers convention?
zerragonoss: Toxic bird masculinity? Sounds like Fall Guys.
100abrahamlincolns: @SharpyByNature was afk a second, thanks friend, and the same to your partner!
Arclight_Dynamo: This is good.
yalc321: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:12.
MilkInBag: Hey Adam, I'm here now, I can whisper you the answers
xantos69: cheer50 Yay LRR! Yay Jackbox!
the_hacker_414720: I want some icecream
queso_gaming: Good
KevinTheShark: Cmon chat, we wanna win again
Natural_Ones_Only: !downtime
Electrodyne: I dig this carpet
hd_dabnado: 3...?
hd_dabnado: oh
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, I know this one! :D
MegaDosX: Probably not Ian
Arclight_Dynamo: I think I know.
MilkInBag: Heidelberg easy
PharaohBender27: (I think)
gainsofcastamere: Beej's Onlyfans top tier "experience Beej"?
MAPBoardgames: I know.
Stoffern: Its still Europe Ian
the_hacker_414720: 4
EvilBadman: What a good trivia question
offbeatwitch: europe the continent, surely
johndengineer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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ritchards: Shhh, no answers in chat please
ladylinzington: thanks Ian now I'm sad
offbeatwitch: not the EU
rscorundum: 4
x0den: guessed 2, dont know
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww shoot. i feel like i should know this,b ut my gut answer is probably wrong
drfox17: i'm late!
Juliamon: Brexit doesn't take them off the continent
Nigouki: england is still Europe, just not EU
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PharaohBender27 high-fives @MilkInBag
mowdownjoe: Guys, it's trivia. No spoilers in chat.
Arclight_Dynamo: Got it!
Serifina: Hah! I got it!
MilkInBag: RIGGED
jessieimproved: omg i guess good
frozenphoenix7: Dang it Ben
kais58: It’s older than the Aztec empire
PharaohBender27: DAMMIT
hd_dabnado: ah thats a loud child
VmKid: Mmmm, Bologna.
underhill33: YESSSS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i straight didn't
MAPBoardgames: Woah Nelly!
corefluxx: got it
wargodmogis: Got it, nice
NimrodXIV: dang, that was my 2nd guess
MilkInBag: rileyqRigged rileyqRigged rileyqRigged rileyqRigged
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice Nelly
SoaringDragon42: Matt is suuuper quiet
Snowcookies: woah
ashteranic: what a bunch of bologna
bjorlamn: England just floated off into the atlantic
TheNerdWonder: who's kid needs more entertainment?
bl1ghtn1n6: lol
AllTheWeasels: Fast round of trivia party, maybe lol
LiveFaust: I could've sworn it was Heidelberg...
MegaDosX: Nelson flexing on them fools
WrightJustice: LUL
the_hacker_414720: XD
fastlane250: lrrSACK
GoblinRanger: better lucky then good I guess?
SwankyFlea: Ooh I'm a little late but hey friends lrrHEART
MilkInBag: are we hearing the trogs in adam's background?
kumatsu: in before 3 die
niccus: nelly gets to pick who dies!
TheWanderingNomad: Aren't ALL of Shakespeare's plays tragedies?
Angreed66: murder party speedrun?
Serifina: There is an *awful* lot of KidScrem in the background. :p
Arclight_Dynamo: Matt is very quiet.
kumatsu: Timon lockraDAB
MegaDosX: Matt is indeed a bit quiet
Natural_Ones_Only: Titus?
TotallyNotaBeholder: King Leer was a Shakespeare Comedy
the_hacker_414720: Just type Ceasar
MilkInBag: Adam, Shakespeare did not write Grease
Electrodyne: Serge if you die I win money
robo__nixon: Shakespeare didn't write %0 Shades, Adam
frozenphoenix7: I love how Ben plays the murder games. It's truly wonderful.
Juliamon: Please do not post answers in chat. Please also do not ask people to not post answers in chat, that's our job.
NeuterCommuter: I chose Beej: Due to technical difficulties.
Snowcookies: TheWanderingNomad: he also writes comedies and historical plays
bl1ghtn1n6: "Hamilton?"
rogerivany: what was the answer?
MousseFilledCat: Coriolanus
deadeyedan5012: That’s a lot of kid noises
MAPBoardgames: Beowolf
Fanklok: The Lion King
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NimrodXIV: heck, Shakespeare may not have written Shakespeare. You're good Adam
the_hacker_414720: XD
ladylinzington: Serj put the Great Gatsby
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh!
evan_333333: just got here, sees Adam, oh heck yeah we're in for a long one
MilkInBag: LUL
Sheikun07: TWO PEOPLE LEFT
MegaDosX: Wow!
AllTheWeasels: LUL
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ben Lives
VmKid: Holy crap
kaleidoscopemind: no romeo and juliet?
bl1ghtn1n6: it's just Wheeler and Nelly
Pteraspidomorphi: uh
ArrestedHouse: LuL
MAPBoardgames: Fast game
underhill33: A massacre
Snowcookies: that was fast
BusTed: Massacre
frozenphoenix7: Ben lives!
CaptainSpam: Swift death!
fastlane250: QUAD-KILL
Electrodyne: YAY
bl1ghtn1n6: should've said Mac-*dragged offstage*
the_hacker_414720: 2 people left
gainsofcastamere: no Romeo & Juliet?
34Witches: Wow, it's a massacre
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the_hacker_414720: That was fast
Diabore: jeezus
LeeshaJoy: So is that Penelope yelling in the background?
Pteraspidomorphi: This was a quick game
Bladinus: wow, wrecked
FDR101: sextuple kill
EvilBadman: I believe Jackbox will /not/ allow you to answer something that doesn't fit
DoodlestheGreat: This could be REALLY short...
PharaohBender27: This . . . might be a short round :p
kaleidoscopemind: richard is a history
Sage0fMadness: truly a culling
MilkInBag: those are his rom com Beej
EvilBadman: richard III is a historical
marvelguy5: Richard III is technically a history I think
MrTheWalrus: Richard the Third is a history
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, yeah, Richard III should have counted.
djalternative: 83% of chat voted for serge to die
Snowcookies: Richard is a historical play
Earthenone: 2 alive
lamina5432: I missed somthing interesting
xantos69: Yep, Richard III is a history.
MegaDosX: That'd be fucking hilarious if they hit the finale immediately
xythrogar: Richard III is history
ptay313: Richard 3 is a history
Altoguy16499: Comedy means something different in shakespearean times
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CastleOtranto: Richard III is a history
Sheikun07: That was an amazing first round
deadeyedan5012: That’s a history
Crad0k: it's probably only accepting the 4 big tragedies
GhostValv: :)
lirazel64: Richard III is a history play
Tajessa: I was going for Titus Andronicus
themlin: richard is a historical
MegaDosX: Don't fail me now Twitch chat
NimrodXIV: WE NEED BEN
Khalahd: Tempest is its own category, a "Problem Play" I believe
CAKHost: That's some culling
PharaohBender27 purely guesses
MilkInBag: it's a PART
ritchards: Sunkern!
frozenphoenix7: This one is real easy
TheWanderingNomad: Maybe it's the one that's spelled backwards
tehogwillie: it's always jigglypuff LUL
SachielOne: Nope. I can't deal with screaming children. I'm out.
wargodmogis: Wow, easy question
mowdownjoe: There's a minimum round before the final round.
ArrestedHouse: LuL
rogerivany: i know this
gainsofcastamere: Bengineering missed this one, F
MilkInBag: is SMURF
blip2004: which generation?
Serifina: I don't... poke...
AllTheWeasels: lrrIAN
themlin: its definity rattata
Ignatiuspants: I like playing along when the questions are this easy!
HatsWearCats: Its a hard G, just like me
Karfsma778: It's the one that's a gorram snake
quintenqu: snake is right
therisingtithes_: doesn't ffupylggij have a hard g?
GhostValv: :O
SkylerRingtail: I'm also having a hard time with screaming children. Just puts me on edge.
TheWooglie: is ekans just snake backwords?
Kreiseler: I believe its pronounced jigawatts
NimrodXIV: snek!
PharaohBender27: Got it!
MegaDosX: Audience!
underhill33: lrrWOW
ArrestedHouse: 🐍
bl1ghtn1n6: sure is snake backwards
robo__nixon: And no Ben in sight
DiscordianTokkan: It's Snake Backwards!
Electrodyne: Bye Bye Butterfree
cuttlefishman: Westminster
cuttlefishman: obv
the_hacker_414720: Ez
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Earthenone: the gustave tower?
niccus: the other thing he helped
Dog_of_Myth: EZ
rscorundum: @hatswearcats I just rewatched that lol
RaklarLS: that one bridge in Oporto
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PharaohBender27: @Earthenone katesLol
MilkInBag: evergreen, Adam
kais58: 3?
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I_Am_Clockwork: this game's American bias is showing XD
ravensbreed: the only one that was built around the same time
Pteraspidomorphi: RaklarLS: Right?
Nigouki: two of them, or is it 3 that pre-date him?
chimingfish: technically, yes :p
Snowcookies: Chat, plz put your answers in the game
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bl1ghtn1n6: what
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
MilkInBag: RIP
gainsofcastamere: The correct answer is A giant Mechanical Spider if you play Deadlands
PharaohBender27: DAMMIT
Serifina: wat
GhostValv: :O
NimrodXIV: woof
TheWooglie: whoops
Sheikun07: wut
MegaDosX: More of us got it right than them I guess
EvilBadman: @I_Am_Clockwork Oh yeah? :P
bl1ghtn1n6: quick game here
ArrestedHouse: wiped
iris_of_ether: @gainsofcastamere benginLol
Crad0k: this is going to be the shortest game of this ever
Diabore: jeez, 3 round game
bl1ghtn1n6: oh wow, this one has a winner
LiveFaust: Round 2?
Taveena: Oh I love this one.
34Witches: it's brutal today...
quietcat: dang, this murder party is brutal today
I_Am_Clockwork is not afraid of admiting he is wrong on the internet
KevinTheShark: Curse my nuggets of knowledge
PharaohBender27: I feel like we'll want to run this one back, maybe :p
SourceQuench: The correct answer to many things is a giant mechanical spider. If that isn't the answer, maybe your spider isn't giant enough.
MilkInBag: Her Mamel?
AllTheWeasels: LUL HER NAME
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Paladia_Gorom: More like massacre party
kumatsu: HERME NA
InquisitorGaia: is that a cat?
KevinTheShark: like knowing the statue of liberty was a gift from france to america
ashteranic: her me na
TheWooglie: Her mee onw ee
VmKid: If the game ends before a certain number of rounds it enters a special mode, I believe.
Halinn: @SourceQuench I prefer fire.
HatsWearCats: Her Meme
MilkInBag: an elephant with sunglasses
cuttlefishman: Is that a poodle with a dog
SourceQuench: @Halinn Por que no los dos?
raven534: I can't see the video :(
CaptainSpam: I think the game will go to at least X rounds before going to the finale.
Lord_ZYRK: It's Mr. Saturn's cat
buddyjeebuz: Yea I think there's a minimum
Pteraspidomorphi: You picked the person you liked
Halinn: @SourceQuench in my extensive experience, few giant spiders work optimally when they're on fire
bl1ghtn1n6: we're still going?
PharaohBender27: I voted pachyderm!
Diabore: wait, what happens if ben dies now?
MilkInBag: BARF
Altoguy16499: wait, it's down to 1 living person and it's STILL going?
MegaDosX: Please don't get this wrong audience or I will lose all faith in you
Natural_Ones_Only: GRAMMER
wargodmogis: I hate this
Earthenone: it was a close vote like 90 some to 120 some
chimingfish: lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Simple grammar.
bl1ghtn1n6: I guess we have to do at least 5 rounds
mowdownjoe: GRAMMAR
RandomTrivia: This question makes me so happy
buddyjeebuz: Best question
MAPBoardgames: Grammar Hammer
MilkInBag: sure wheeler, sure
Snowcookies: I love it too
TheWooglie: This is the BEST question
rscorundum: 2
ritchards: huh, one person left...
LiveFaust: That's not how you spell latte... Kappa
robo__nixon: awww
Taveena: Strong Bad's Rhythm and Grammar does it for me.
gainsofcastamere: Here's the miniature Gustaf Eiffel riding his giant Mechanical spider into battle for the record: http://www.meeplemart.com/store/p/30165-Wild-West-Exodus-Enlightened-Gustave-Eiffel-Spider-Boss.aspx
NimrodXIV: everyone who gets this wrong is fired
CataclysmicReverb: 2Late2Furious
TheWooglie: rscorundum nope
fastlane250: has to go at least 5 rounds i think
34Witches: 2 L8
themlin: its spelled two though?
SourceQuench: The "too late" belonging to it.
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MilkInBag: LUL
thehokeypokey: there's a strong bad song for this
MegaDosX: REALLY
Serifina: I'm surprised we haven't moved on to The Final Round.
niccus: its to late
robo__nixon: hey I was right for once
the_hacker_414720: Cant english
CaptainSpam: There's an X round minimum before it goes to the final round.
Karfsma778: 7
ritchards: 66!
kumatsu: 107
critmill: 8
FacelessManAboutTown: Why are we still going with only one person alive?
Natural_Ones_Only: 69
niccus: so what happens when ben dies too early?
Lord_ZYRK: Canadians don't know English amirite Kappa
TotallyNotaBeholder: One, themselves
Halinn: 2^3
Dog_of_Myth: 69
chimingfish: 420
Snowcookies: too many
MilkInBag: obviously 3
the_hacker_414720: 77
Naarius: 1 biwwion
raven534: 420
MegaDosX: 33 1/3
bl1ghtn1n6: I've played too much chess
NarishmaReborn: all of my pieces are pawns in my view
fastlane250: jolliErr jolliOr
itsr67: come on adam, you went down the chess youtube hole
FDR101: obviously 69
MAPBoardgames: 12 on the black sqyares only
Lord_ZYRK: oui oui hon hon hon
Earthenone: has this game been updated for chess 2.0?
lithuasil: The game is rigged D:
RandomTrivia: 1, but it promotes into a Giga-King
Karfsma778: There's a minimum number of rounds
LordofBears94: woo finally get to see a livestream!
CaptainSpam: @FacelessManAboutTown Because there's an X round minimum before it goes to the finale.
zephyr5a: 99 - 11 / 11
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge is a ranked Go player. I'd be surprised if he didn't know chess, too.
Snowcookies: it's also because the ghost has the most money
lamina5432: need at least five games?
MilkInBag: LUL
Paladia_Gorom: 69 obviously
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @RandomTrivia
Halinn: It should have given the option of 16 too
PharaohBender27: Dangit!
Fugi: adam confirmed not a gamer
Bladinus: yeah, there is a min number of rounds required to complete before the endgame.
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #5461: "That's what gamers like: realism." —Adam [2018-10-30]
offbeatwitch: adam savidan, known himbo
the_hacker_414720: XD
drfox17: what happens if they're all dead?
Diabore: wait what?
djalternative: no. the game'll just end if you all die too early
bl1ghtn1n6: never lucky
kristamichele: adam had dies 80 times already
niccus: greed! greed!
buddyjeebuz: It will bring the leader back to life
Brozard: Put down the fight stick, pick up the might stick
MilkInBag: Adam needs to chew that gamer gum to concentrate
VmKid: F
AllTheWeasels: LUL
the_hacker_414720: Luck time :)
bl1ghtn1n6: LOL
m_logan2000: how many kings?
PharaohBender27: f
Juliamon: OH NO
NimrodXIV: WELP
MegaDosX: Holy shit!
cuttlefishman: F
ArrestedHouse: LuL
RandomTrivia: LUL
sheer_falacy: so much greed!
Atreides42: LUL
GlorySeer: Where Greed = bad luck
tehfewl: wheelerHub
Snowcookies: lol
iSmartMan1: WAT
Sheikun07: *everyone is dead*
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
drfox17: what now!?
the_hacker_414720: XD Not lucky
Taveena: So... everyone's dead?
fastlane250: 1 to DEAD in seconds
mochabeanie: slow clap
MousseFilledCat: I think it’s because the audience is still alive aomehow
Bladinus: F
Nigouki: FIRST TRY
Snowcookies: Chat wins
SnackPak_: sergeSnerge
buddyjeebuz: LUL
LiveFaust: Windmill slam death.
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wtrob: wheelerGreed
thraximore: wheelerGreed wheelerGreed wheelerGreed
CaptainSpam: If everyone dies, I think it rewinds once. If they all die again, the game just ends.
Paladia_Gorom: I love the fans
red_shoes_jeff: Everyone's dead. We win, right?
SourceQuench: Should have gone left.
GlorySeer: Wait, what?
Diabore: this hasnt ever happened before
BusTed: seabatYIKES
the_hacker_414720: Time Travel :O
Altoguy16499: THIS IS SO WEIRD
lithuasil: the game is double rigged
bl1ghtn1n6: wow, Wheeler got a free life
rscorundum: fabric
MegaDosX: Ben got saved by some time travelling bullshit
RaklarLS: i've never seen that one :o
Camail: trees
Karfsma778: EVERYONE was dead, so they had to reverse
Omthebox: A bolt of wind
SwankyFlea: I know this!
LiveFaust: I KNOW THIS.
NimrodXIV: electric dogs
hd_dabnado: oh I know this
EvilBadman: wheeler should know this
TotallyNotaBeholder: Turns out, I know this too
bl1ghtn1n6: 3-damage burn spells Kappa
iSmartMan1: I KNOW THIS
Brozard: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Naarius: Lightning
korvys: WoW players should know this
TheWooglie: adam: world of warcraft?
zerragonoss: Think to crafting
Altoguy16499: I've never seen adam this excited about trivia
MilkInBag: it's to measure dudus
PharaohBender27 guesses
tehfewl: I KNOW THIS!
Juliamon: a bolt of crossbows
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thraximore: Birds of Paradise
GlorySeer: This is new and exciting for me. I figured it'd just be the end of the game.
MegaDosX: It's a Unix system! I know this!
Mysticman89: I know this
MAPBoardgames: Olympic landspeed records
corefluxx: Easy
AllTheWeasels: There's no way Ben doesn't know this
CaptainSpam: If you die again, Ben, then the game just ends.
sheer_falacy: lightning :)
ptay313: I know this one!
kumatsu: I was gonna say, Ben better know this
gainsofcastamere: I knpw this thanks to WoW
BusTed: Crafting.
Mal2mad: Yeah, I know this
asddsa28: shit i got this wrong
the_hacker_414720: LIGHTNING BOLT
gainsofcastamere: me too Adam
LemonLemur: WHEELER!!! WHO ARE YOU MARRIED TO!?!?!?
RebekahWSD: I know this because of the machine near me
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
RandomTrivia: Burn Spells
GoblinRanger: a measurement of crossbow ammo
FacelessManAboutTown: Usain
Snowcookies: A bolt of friends
kumatsu: Adam does his crafting
robo__nixon: Measuring Usain obv
FacelessManAboutTown: One bolt of Usains
GhostValv: :)
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
PharaohBender27: Oh wait, I totally misread that
Anaerin: Ian needs a keyframe.
leebenningfield: Mr. "my husband crafts with textiles"
LordZarano: Answer in here: https://jackbox.tv/#ODDC not in chat
Gobukiller: I'm trying to imagine what a bolt of gasoline would look like...
tehfewl: follow my onlyfans to find out
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
Taveena: Wheeler no,
asddsa28: i whave one
Diabore: a shiort skirt?
Juliamon: "So you claim to know about fabric, eh?"
gnome_friend: ?
NimrodXIV: no clue
Snowcookies: how?
asddsa28: easy
drfox17: aw heck, i messed up
Tajessa: uhhhhh
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
MilkInBag: it's a shotgun
SoaringDragon42: my favorite type of skirt
kumatsu: a short SKRT
Dog_of_Myth: no clue
drfox17: as soon as i slected, i knew i was wrong
bl1ghtn1n6: might need to break early, we getting thirsty
GlorySeer: 25% chance
fastlane250: okay what contingency have they activated by dying so early on?
34Witches: A skirt witches wear?
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
GhostValv: :)
drfox17: i was thinking pencil skirt
asddsa28: myn purple
AtrusOfMyst: *Thinking about brooms wearing skirts*
Snowcookies: yes
mowdownjoe: Misread as "boomstick skirt"
MegaDosX: Nailed it
JazziCat: Those are the only skirts I have xD
PharaohBender27: I thought that bolt question was "which of these does *not* have a unit of measurement called bolt?"
djalternative: @mowdownjoe as did I
MegaDosX: Wheeler is immortal confirmed
northos: 404: room not found
GlorySeer: I also read it as boomstick skirt
Tajessa: chat has to be doing well in this
bl1ghtn1n6: this room is a not found error
niccus: can wheeler die?
Diabore: beej v ben
Twilight_Spark: Typing speed test gottem.
drfox17: beej gonna kill him
ptay313: lol, i misread that as "boomstick" skirt
SoaringDragon42: it's called broomstick because you wrap it around the stick of a broom while drying to get the look.
flatluigi: @niccus he did and time rewound
gainsofcastamere: Beej is ridiculously good at this, so is Wheeler
RandomTrivia: *clack clack clack*
GlorySeer: Beej is on his phone, so I don't think he'll get it
MilkInBag: [clacking intensifies]
drfox17: oh wait, beej is on a phone
Snowcookies: wut?
irish_ferret_: damn those are some nice keys
NimrodXIV: Ian trying to cheat
BusTed: Ian is attempting voice to text.
Naarius: Ian plz
bl1ghtn1n6: Beej is on mobile, it's unfair
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, no.
Ristow: leave Peter the Puff Pig alone
flatluigi: ian lmao
ptay313: IAN CHEATING!
MilkInBag: gamer keyboard
train_diskenth: Ian
VmKid: IAN
x0den: i kinda want ians thing to ork
monakai: So...mechanical...
SoaringDragon42: lol
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN is such a cheater LUL
Tajessa: IAN
irish_ferret_: I love how weeler purposely moved his mic to his keeb
MilkInBag: awwwwwwwwwww adam
SharpyByNature: Now that was some typing!
MegaDosX: Wow
Halinn: 0
hyaundredneer: Samusung Galaxies? Gross. Why can't they advertise weirder stuff like Xperias?
GlorySeer: Wow, Adam did very well.
Camail: three?
MilkInBag: Serge can't type confirmed
marvelguy5: Serge?
MegaDosX: Second place audience!
boredman42: ian is my hero right now
Mysticman89: if you mistype one character, that that result in an off by one for every other word?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is your caps lock on Serge? :P
mochabeanie: adam know how to push a bunch of buttons
iris_of_ether: wheelerBless
fastlane250: It's still going?
Zanzabar_: How is that fair if your on a phone
MilkInBag: huuuuuuuh that's private
andyweekend: wheeler has fanfac about the Dune trailer already
offbeatwitch: wouldn't you like to know
tehfewl: you gotta pay extra for that
gnome_friend: Sassyak?
Kreiseler: its a family show!
drfox17: c'mon chat
robo__nixon: "You have no idea how fast I can put out." - Ben Wheeler 2020
hyaundredneer: But....everyone is dead.(except Ben.)
ameliette: fanfic is rarely written that correctly on the first try :p
AtrusOfMyst: No that's a hungarian horny-toad
RandomTrivia: Unsubscribe YakFacts
lirazel64: Yup!
FacelessManAboutTown: It's actually a drink at my local bar
MilkInBag: Ben, are you chugging motor oil
GlorySeer: Ben 'technically not dead due to time travel'
gnome_friend: !sassyak
NimrodXIV: WHAT
Twilight_Spark: Yeah, 4th book.
Serifina: Baaaaah. HUMBUG
BusTed: Cedric Diggleweed'd
PharaohBender27: WHAT
bl1ghtn1n6: if it's a bear, I don't wanna be anymore
mowdownjoe: wat
wtrob: LUL
flatluigi: ow my ears
Lord_ZYRK: Get Harry Potter'd nerds PogChamp
Snowcookies: f
Twilight_Spark: Victor Krum's dragon.
Tajessa: yessss
hyaundredneer: D'ouph'd.
Fugi: y'all haven't seen those movies???
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
drfox17: pegs!
MilkInBag: I mean it's by the author that said wizards poop on the floor
ArrestedHouse: LuL
NimrodXIV: lol Wheeler
GlorySeer: Ian's game!
iSmartMan1: OH NO
Alas_Babylon: g-g-gottem
iris_of_ether: BEN. Ja. MIN.
mowdownjoe: UNLUCKY HIT
rasterscan: Wheeler yesssss
bl1ghtn1n6: gdi Wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: PREACH
Snowcookies: wow Wheeler
SwankyFlea: TransgenderPride
monakai: Ah, a game of luck.
buddyjeebuz: Pegging.. Wheeler's favorite
GlorySeer: Pegs seems very common
Earthenone: if you dont know the answer, always guess harry potter
SwankyFlea: 🏳️⚧️
hyaundredneer: Dew it.
SourceQuench: Go left!
Fu4ow: nice one Wheeler
ourladyoflilacs: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
RandomTrivia: <message deleted>Why is Wheeler ever not on CTS?
Phailhammer: Cedric Diggleweed had one. lrrBEEJ
scooti_mcbooti: so happy i caught the stream near the start, phew
coelopteryx: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
LiveFaust: School
space_turbulence: Ben youre glorious
elah806: Spreading out is indeed often important in pegging
Dabari49: everyone loves a good pegging
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, I see Ian's a pegging fan, too Kappa
xythrogar: PrideTrans PrideTrans
Serifina: SO CLOSE
PharaohBender27: IAN LIED
MegaDosX: Time will probably rewind again
GlorySeer: Ian lead him astray.
MilkInBag: aaaaaah indeed
WrightJustice: LUL
Atreides42: You're Winner!
Altoguy16499: Ian is a pro at these normally I thought
djalternative: wheeler won it!
raven534: TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride TransgenderPride
sheer_falacy: so many ghosts
cephallope: Free death! Woohoo!
mowdownjoe: well. no final round
MegaDosX: We're in the lead audience!
GlorySeer: The bounce to an entirely difference section was something.
Naarius: We're in the lead!
buddyjeebuz: We're winning Chat!
NimrodXIV: we're winning again
gamercat88: nice score chat
monakai: We're in the lead!
frozenphoenix7: I mean, depends on what he wanted Ben to do @Altoguy16499
affinityforpie: !!!
Electrodyne: too hard
Earthenone: ian knows how to get to the middle of the board
Dog_of_Myth: chat score nice
GlorySeer: Nelly is alive!
northos: katesNice
AllTheWeasels: Wut
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooooh
flatluigi: nelly's alive!
Phailhammer: In the middle of a dreaaaaam~
drfox17: here we go chat
Halinn: nice
andyweekend: NELLLLYYY
Pteraspidomorphi: This is interesting
Natural_Ones_Only: NELSON
Kyir: Nice
Snowcookies: Go chat
Paladia_Gorom: We did it team
bl1ghtn1n6: why do the rich get resurrected
fastlane250: let's kick butt!
Biggjudicem: nice
LiveFaust: That scans.
bl1ghtn1n6: friggin capitalism
Tajessa: we can do this chat
FacelessManAboutTown: Come on chat, we can do this!
MrTheWalrus: Capitalism!
Ritaspirithntr: Chat I believe in you!
Snowcookies: bl1ghtn1n6: capitalism
hyaundredneer: Nelson: Yes.
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
djalternative: oh. it doesn't just end anymore
Earthenone: eat the rich, they will just respawn anyways
sheer_falacy: no, the ones with the most money are the people!
rangerboy87: @bl1ghtn1n6 Cause they can afford it
Paladia_Gorom: Let’s win this team!
ritchards: who's Labor Day?
buddyjeebuz: Time to win!
damn_i_am_pretty: So this is how Bezos is still alive, it's the money
Diabore: @bl1ghtn1n6 because they can afford to live again after the funeral
LarrianLor: Easter Monday doesn't!
hyaundredneer: TeamNelsun cuz just gaught here.
MegaDosX: Damn American bias
djalternative: Solomon Grundy. Born on a Mundy
Dabari49: So if the audience wins do they take over the stream?
Scy_Anide: Still a month out from Easter.
hyaundredneer: Dew I?
gainsofcastamere: "If you have the most money you can keep living" Nelly's grim prediction for a post climate-change world.
monakai: Earth sci!
GlorySeer: If chat wins, we get to brag forever.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
northos: "between 0 and 3 of those"
Earthenone: clouds or musical introments dis or dat
rogerivany: Who said Strife? Genius.
MilkInBag: pffffffffffffffff what
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NimrodXIV: one is an author, so
Zettabit_Fox: meatballs
NarishmaReborn: eff
Serifina: What. The. Heck.
MegaDosX: God I don't think I've ever even been to an Ikea
Phosphatide: oh i was JUST at ikea like two days ago
Serifina: ARE THESE QUESTIONS
Serifina: WHAT
sheer_falacy: oof
PharaohBender27: WHAT
bl1ghtn1n6: ok, that one's genius
hyaundredneer: How to assemble drapes dough?
RandomTrivia: That was sneaky
raven534: why would 2 be a thing
NimrodXIV: fucking-
Brozard: HECK
MilkInBag: ???
Diabore: nah
Sheikun07: OH COME ON
chimingfish: wat
SnackPak_: oh fuck off game
hyaundredneer: Knew it. Too ovious
DiscordianTokkan: Alto Stratus, Cumulus Tenor, Baritone etc etc
kaleidoscopemind: wut
rasterscan: Wow.
RaklarLS: these questions, wow
MegaDosX: What are these questions?
mowdownjoe: Thank you McElroys!
Arclight_Dynamo: Canada doesn't even GET the Hallmark Channel.
rangerboy87: this one blows
Twilight_Spark: Does the Halmark Channel even know?
AllTheWeasels: There is only one Hallmark Movie
Phosphatide: wait you can have more than one christmas movie a year?
Serifina: What is this nonsense?!
fastlane250: welcome to DIE
gainsofcastamere: please be all 3
leebenningfield: That's a Christmas to Me
monakai: Yep!
gainsofcastamere: yessss
thephyrexianeggroll: I'm Jewish, I don't know this!
frozenphoenix7: Yes, @Phosphatide
the_hacker_414720: how do i know?
Pteraspidomorphi: I just trust Beej
NarishmaReborn: good guess me
SourceQuench: Hallmark Channel or Discount Porn Bin dis or dat
RealGamerCow: they are 93% the same movie
GlorySeer: Hallmark puts out a lot of "movies"
MilkInBag: NONE
Earthenone: was the hallmark channel still around in 2018?
hyaundredneer: LIES!
Nigouki: finally a question i know!
northos: "here comes the darkness": 2020 motto
MegaDosX: LANCE BASS?!?
frozenphoenix7: Hallmark makes like, 25 Christmas movies a year, where 95% of them are the same.
gainsofcastamere: this might not be literal
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
zerragonoss: Ya he paid elon for it
Nigouki: apollo 15 and 17!
frozenphoenix7: The differences literally end up being names of characters, names of towns, and jobs of characters.
EvilBadman: He didn't walk on the moon
the_hacker_414720: XD
Juliamon: Lance Bass ALMOST was, but wasn't
boristhewizard: Don't you mean the voice of sephiroth?
buddyjeebuz: Come on Chat!
BusTed: He was going to go to space but had health issues.
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, they are like close to 30 Hallmark Christmas movies. Its wild the machine.
RaklarLS: finally, one i know
LackingSanity_: trained cosmonaut lance bass
Lord_ZYRK: Lorge Bother
MilkInBag: LUL
rasterscan: These are so hard this time!
Serifina: I... just... I can't.
Earthenone: willam tafts portrait
Karfsma778: Oh, Bother
ritchards: I think Nelly got this
EvilBadman: Large Blathers
GlorySeer: This game's doing wonderfully of making me feel dumb. Not hard though.
iSmartMan1: This is a HARD game
boristhewizard: seabatBRAIN
34Witches: These questions are glorious
MegaDosX: These questions are rubbish
Earthenone: !card manowar
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Karfsma778: I know this one
TamesLovesGames: Ikoria!
MilkInBag: Manowar and Kreator are metal bands LUL
Serifina: Today's questions are *extra* rough.
bl1ghtn1n6: thx Ikoris for this one
gnome_friend: !card illuna
LRRbot: Did you mean: Illuna, Apex of Wishes; Mythos of Illuna
Diabore: godzilla can fight manowar in modern
northos: TWO of those are magic cards :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Good job
LiveFaust: Technically...
MegaDosX: Technically speaking it is
NarishmaReborn: it is now
RandomTrivia: Technically it's called Illuna, but yes
Serifina: I've never watched this show!
MilkInBag: wtf is this question
DrearyMelodies: I'm too busy living this show to watch it
MegaDosX: I know one of these
drfox17: oooh this isn't fair
ritchards: who remembers the titles?
TheWooglie: I've watched it and have no idea
fastlane250: what if computer turn off you
Naarius: bLRRyman
drfox17: twilight zone!
GlorySeer: I've been meaning to watch this show.
the_hacker_414720: Ez Question :D
LarrianLor: Or if you watched the Twilight Zone!
Kaus_Jason: blurry man is twilight zone
SourceQuench: Blurryman and the 8 Pages
11Dot: ZIPPERMAN!
bl1ghtn1n6: wow, Nelly is just crushing it
Electrodyne: Blurryman, blurryman, blurryman
MilkInBag: i think none
MrTheWalrus: Finally something I know
drfox17: oh nelly's got this
hyaundredneer: This Nelson is stronk...
eric_christian_berg: I feel like we've never lost so many to the darkness.
kumatsu: *skanks around*
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
GlorySeer: Superman was fingered by who?
Serifina: Wait what
ChaoticObserver: Oh tricky question
lamina5432: Is this the worse we've ever done in this game?
monakai: World! World!
wargodmogis: These have been the worse
Jar_of_Stuff: B2F was Silvestri...
bl1ghtn1n6: @GlorySeer NO
RandomTrivia: Silvestri
buddyjeebuz: Don't Die Chat!
Serifina: Come on, everyone, we're about to get swallowed
bl1ghtn1n6: is there a chance everyone loses?
AllTheWeasels: yeah
Serifina: Nooooooooooooo
robo__nixon: Let it go Ian!
Pteraspidomorphi: noooo
NimrodXIV: nooo
Sheikun07: nooooooooooooo
monakai: Noooo
MegaDosX: Aw
Twilight_Spark: o no
PharaohBender27: NNNOOOOOO
AllTheWeasels: nooooooooo
Halinn: nooooo
GhostValv: D:
Diabore: OH NOI
mowdownjoe: NO!!!!
drfox17: noooo
the_hacker_414720: noooooo
TheWooglie: RIP
Natural_Ones_Only: npooooo
Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
sheer_falacy: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Brozard: HAHAHA
rangerboy87: Nooooooo
buddyjeebuz: DAMNIT
CaptainSpam: OH CRAP
SquirrelEarl: nooooo
red_shoes_jeff: The hell!
InquisitorGaia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
34Witches: nooooo
corefluxx: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Serifina: HOW DARE YOU
blip2004: lrrAWW
GlorySeer: I thought we made it. :(
iris_of_ether: F
Juliamon: OH FFF
hyaundredneer: Eff, NOOOO, Nelson!
FacelessManAboutTown: Come on everyone dead
fastlane250: Well, we tried.
SnackPak_: F
Snowcookies: Damnit
l0gin4me: noooo
Twilight_Spark: Bad news everyone.
zephyr5a: rip
marvelguy5: omg
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
ourladyoflilacs: Nooooooooooo
Blasteg: lmao
TamesLovesGames: benginRip
cephallope: Oops all women
monakai: Boooooooo
jdkaiba: F
VmKid: LUL
JaysonMaxwell: Chat's out - kill them all RNG!
Tajessa: noooooo
chimingfish: waaaaaaoooowww
the_hacker_414720: XD EASIEST Question
DiscordianTokkan: HAHahahahaha
AllTheWeasels: lrrIAN
Tajessa: F
LiveFaust: Romulan programming.
x0den: I COULD HAVE HAD THIS ONE!
Snowcookies: I know this
Paladia_Gorom: Noooo
sheer_falacy: wow, that was easier than the others
Altoguy16499: wow, the easiest question ever
rangerboy87: lrrEFF
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWW
Lord_ZYRK: Shi-Ar LUL
themlin: GG EZ
PharaohBender27: Go lrrKATHLEEN !
the_hacker_414720: :O
Despoiler98: YES KATHLEEN
Camail: dab
Brozard: oh nooo
Phosphatide: DansGame
Sheikun07: DAB
lirazel64: NERDS FOREVERÀ
VmKid: DAB
Sage0fMadness: LUL
MrTheWalrus: Dab!
northos: lrrSCOOP
marvelguy5: DAB
AllTheWeasels: LUL
NimrodXIV: benginDab
NoxStryx: SQL isn't a programming language really....
Despoiler98: YES
NarishmaReborn: HAHA
GlorySeer: Yuri On Ice for the win!
the_hacker_414720: The final question
cuttlefishman: Yuri~
MilkInBag: wooooooow
FacelessManAboutTown: HAHAHA
Brozard: KATHLEEN!!!
monakai: We were wronged!
Ristow: Anime wins!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
TamesLovesGames: lrrDARK
hyaundredneer: dang...
red_shoes_jeff: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Despoiler98: THE TWIST
Serifina: Ahahahahahahahaha
themlin: clearly a dab
RunicScribe: SQL isn't really a programming language, ts a query language
GhostValv: ggs :)
Zettabit_Fox: Yay!
DiscordianTokkan: They were BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
Juliamon: YAAAY KATHLEEN
TheWooglie: Clap
damn_i_am_pretty: The Triple Dab!
bl1ghtn1n6: THE COMEBACK
InquisitorGaia: Rigged
MilkInBag: grats kathleen!
AtrusOfMyst: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Fruan: KATHLEEN!
Nigouki: DAB TO WIN
Karfsma778: YURI ON ICE PAYS OFF
Sheikun07: Saved by anime
lord_wertornion: katesWin katesWin katesWin
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrKATHLEEN lrrHORN
drfox17: kathleen wins via anime!
MegaDosX: Yeah, well, you're dead too Adam, so deal with it :p
Snowcookies: Go Kathleen
Phosphatide: DAB TO WIN
buddyjeebuz: From Behind!
Earthenone: Yaoi on ice saves kathleen again
quietcat: gg
TotallyNotaBeholder: Kathleen the Trivia Queen!
shinycrochet: slytqDance kawaii118Heart slytqHype
Ceris75: YAY
RandomTrivia: Well played lrrKATHLEEN
ptay313: voxyDab lrrSCOOP voxyDab lrrSCOOP
Alas_Babylon: benginDAB benginDAB benginDAB benginDAB
chefryto90: An anime saved the day
Atreides42 Clap Clap Clap
Brozard: kathle3PRISM lrrWOW lrrWOW kathle3PRISM
TamesLovesGames: lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN
themlin: ANIME FTW
Spacepup: lrrWOW
cephallope: Anime comes for us all
zephyr5a: Kathleen with the steal
train_diskenth: Kathleen was born to make history
the_hacker_414720: YURI ON ICE FOR THE SAVE
Tajessa: well done Kathleen!
SnackPak_: I love how excited Kathleen gets for trivia
zimmercj23: This time Anime wasn't a mistake!
Fugi: IT IS NOT BEEJ YOU CANT TELL ME IT IS
kalira77: saved by kissy boi anims
Ignatiuspants: Victory for Kathleen!
korvys: Structured
offbeatwitch: it's a QUERY language, clearly
Vyous: It's a query language.
PaperDoopliss: I live for Kathleen's small self-conscious dabs
Anaerin: SQL - Structured Query Language
sheer_falacy: it's the programming part people debate
samwonk: "Sequel."
ourladyoflilacs: lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN
zephyr5a: structured
Paladia_Gorom: Gg everybody
SnackPak_: structered
mechmagic: lrrWOW
r10pez10: the s stands for squirrel
theanthonydee: benginDab benginDab benginDab
smeemer: Structured
buddyjeebuz: Structured
corefluxx: S Stands For Jesus
gnome_friend: Sjesus Query Language
Kyir: It stands for seriously not a language Kippa
the_hacker_414720: Structured
Electrodyne: Structured
SajuukSjet: Kathleen has the power of Anime on her side! >D
offbeatwitch: SQL is turing complete it's fine
smeemer: structured query language
serramarkov: lrrWOW Yay! Congrats!
Pteraspidomorphi: You can write procedures in SQL
fastlane250: lrrDARK legit EARNED that win
34Witches: SQL Query Language
fry_dx: Sequel Quequel Lequel
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge "Too Predictable" Yager
l0gin4me: sql is not programming
NoxStryx: it is a query language, not a programming language, otherwise it would be SPL
MegaDosX: Well done Kathleen!
Alas_Babylon: lrrWOW
VmKid: "Forgot to participate"
Serifina: This was a *super* hard round of TMP2
Atreides42: Congrats, Kathleen! lrrHEART
fubargames: I'm way late with this correction, but Manowar is also a Magic card!
hyaundredneer: BUTTON PRESS BUTTON PRESS
mowdownjoe: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
kusinohki: boy did I come in at a great time
xantos69: It is a declarative language, so yea it absolutely counts.
kusinohki: hi all!
SourceQuench: I love working with people who get genuinely salty when I pronounce SQL as "squeal".
robo__nixon: Wow. Lots of people in the chat today
corefluxx: lrrWOW
Dabari49: yuri to the rescue
hyaundredneer: C'mon Button Press...!
MagicWarluck: Dance of the seven veils!
InquisitorGaia: Pull The Lever
SharpyByNature: SQLs are never as good as the originals
VmKid: Dance of the Three Veils
fastlane250: song and dance beej
PharaohBender27: Party300 Congratulations on your dramatic win, lrrKATHLEEN !
iSmartMan1: @sourcequench You MONSTER
TheWooglie: SharpyByNature get out
smeemer: I'm 100% inventing a programming language called "Shi-Ar" this weekend btw
MagicWarluck: It's been years, the last four veils must have been bought by now.
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MegaDosX: X to Doubt, Beej
VmKid: There's an old LRR reference right there
flatluigi: beej no
Kyir: Butts
cuttlefishman: Beej, no
ArrestedHouse: "a fan of sin"
Merp33: Beej why
thraximore: wheelerClown
buddyjeebuz: LUL
mowdownjoe: I have a friend that has one. Feels weird knowing that.
Kyir: 14"
LarrianLor: Wheeler!!
TamesLovesGames: LUL
Alas_Babylon: You know what they say about men with size 14 shoes
NarishmaReborn: like michael phelps
LackingSanity_: christ
bl1ghtn1n6: this stream was never PG
Serifina: lrrWOW
ritchards: PG13 stream? WHERE???
djalternative: X rated stream
Zettabit_Fox: Rated X
chimingfish: pg14 stream you say
mechmagic: pg just like with talking sim on tuesday
r10pez10: from all the planeswalking
AtrusOfMyst: Jace shops at Baby Gap
andyweekend: nelly's kids
NavelWarfare: It's me :D
HatsWearCats: Jace Kicks, size 4, worn once
Kyir: Nelllllson
TZTFG: rileyqPG rileyqPG rileyqPG
Monocled_Falcon: Is "Fan of Sin" Beej's Dark Souls boss title?
Twilight_Spark: That's the ghosts of the damned.
Snowcookies: I heard kids shouting
Dog_of_Myth: Only Fans does have a twitch account....I'm not gifting a sub to them.
red_shoes_jeff: Yes. for a while now.
NoxStryx: @mowdownjoe I have a former student who has one soooooooooo...that's awkward too
Twilight_Spark: If you can hear them, it's because you're in hell.
fastlane250: PG13? But we've already gone over our allotted 'fuck' and 'shit' counts!
CaptainSpam: This stream is rated W.
Mysticman89: everyone needs on board that RTX voice train
cuttlefishman: It's ghosts
codatski: For basically the whole stream yeah
ritchards: I just assume Nelson's kids
Serifina: There are kids who are noisy, Serge. :p
Dabari49: Sorry all the screaming is me
andyweekend: hey serge, leave those kids alone
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
hyaundredneer: What if its Paul somehow?
lirazel64: Children, I believe.
egonomogo: JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
chesul: I mean, if you can't hear it through your headphones, it's probably coming from your mic.
KeirenH: The best part about shouting in the background is that the person who its coming from is the only one who can't hear it because they are wearing headphones
ninja_theory_ashrams: cbardIconic
JaysonMaxwell: lrrHEART sergeModLove sergeHeart lunarj1Heart foxmarLOVE sergePrideLove LuvSign - hope everyone is having a good night.
zephyr5a: Sorry my subconcious has become one with twitch
Phosphatide: this is joke boat isn't it LUL
SnackPak_: Kids do like to be loud
hyaundredneer: Or Graham secretly tuning in...
egonomogo: oh damn i hear you on the kids screaming thing.
Serifina: It was, Nelson
Arclight_Dynamo: The screaming has ended.
Kyir: uh oh
Naarius: Resetting a toddler to factory defaults is still screaming
fastlane250: are kids made of screaming?
Snowcookies: Sometimes
Arclight_Dynamo: But HINK.
Atreides42: lrrHORN
red_shoes_jeff: BEEP
NimrodXIV: honk
gamercat88: beep
Camail: only in my soul
WrightJustice: beepbeep
TiagoToledo: gladly no
KeirenH: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
andyweekend: BEEP
northos: "good, it worked"
niccus: should i?
Nigouki: honk
sheer_falacy: we can only hear the standard screaming
buddyjeebuz: It will return..
TPRJones: Not currently.
bl1ghtn1n6: HONK
Omthebox: Ian?
FacelessManAboutTown: honk
djalternative: bep
SharpyByNature: You can mute children! Teach me your ways!
Scy_Anide: The external screaming has ended.
lirazel64: lrrHORN
hyaundredneer: Crap. Too quiet.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL just adding to the murder party ambiance
cephallope: A murder has been completed
lamina5432: We like the backround music
cuttlefishman: "Can everyone still hear the screaming" - Nelson, 2020
Zettabit_Fox: that's just the person in my basement. I mean.. uh...
Omthebox: I think Ian might be muted
rangerboy87: all parents understand
mochabeanie: is ian muted?
aWittyUsername: untitled child game
VmKid: (Monokuma Voice) A body has been discovered!
Atreides42: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
Cartographers_Ink: Wait... did Matt teleport the fan to Beej?
Kyir: full of cash
corefluxx: BILLS!!! IT IS BILLS!
ladylinzington: number 8 *burp*
GlorySeer: I do love rooms full of screams.
northos: "2020: a room full of screams"
Diabore: ian froze?
gamercat88: can pick them out of the void
Serifina: Well...
Diabore: there we go
cephallope: AH yes, the traditional scream room
bl1ghtn1n6: Nelson, what is happening that you can say "room full of screams"
tehfewl: man i miss the scream room
JaysonMaxwell: "Room Full of Screams" - yup that's ripe for a future callback.
buddyjeebuz: The screamery
red_shoes_jeff: @Cartographers_Ink He just handed it down to him. That's all.
Spacepup: Ian was trapped in the shadow realm for a brief moment, but he's OK now.
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Tommadness: The scream room is my favorite metal venue
SharpyByNature: Isn't the scream room just 2020?
Kyir: I refurbished my basement into a scream room
HatsWearCats: Oh you me EB Games
DjinnBardel: Get subbed!
CastleOtranto: A voice lineup? Public defender could get you out of that.
fastlane250: The room where all the robots scream at you
GlorySeer: I mean, I honestly wouldn't mind a scream room for just letting all that anger out.
The_Quiet_Alestain: as is tradition...
CAKHost: Isn't that what the basement is for?
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Snowcookies: The scream room is filled with children who want things
lirazel64: We all must scream alone...
rogerivany: I prefer the Ice Cream room over the I scream room.
LiveFaust: LiveScream
Tajessa: I have never wanted anything more than to visit the Scream Room, that is very 2020
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KeirenH: the primal scream choir rehearsing over the internet
flatluigi: no audio from game
Arclight_Dynamo: I believe the game is muted.
kumatsu: Remember to think of your truth and lie now
hyaundredneer: Ian practices his secret screen-scare as the next gameis set up.
buddyjeebuz: No Game audio
Anaerin: No game audio...
Sheikun07: No game audio
CaptainSpam: We have no game audio?
red_shoes_jeff: Audio?
SkylerRingtail: No game audio
Halinn: ONYI
ritchards: ONTI
KevinTheShark: ONYI
TotallyNotaBeholder: ONYI
eric_christian_berg: 'C' is for cookie, it's good enough for Ben!
ritchards: I cannot type...
RealGamerCow: I made pumpkin spice cookies with butterscotch chips Wheeler, you want some? :D
sheer_falacy: it's a cookie topographically
kumatsu: oh, my bad
shinycrochet: oh yeah I have cookies.
Nigouki: game muted?
TamesLovesGames: ONYI FANS
iSmartMan1: Sound?
Sheikun07: There we go!
corefluxx: There we go
asddsa28: its there
r10pez10: there it is, thanks
InquisitorGaia: there it is
WanderingRuroni: I can hear the game now
red_shoes_jeff: There it is.
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks
Spacepup: There it is
Nigouki: there it is
NimrodXIV: there it is
Naarius: O hai audio
WrightJustice: there is now
Alex_Frostfire: Got it now.
iSmartMan1: Fixed
buddyjeebuz: Better
fuzzy_died: we good
MegaDosX: There's the sound, thanks
Snowcookies: there we go
mowdownjoe: got there
Nigouki: aww, no butt?
tehfewl: Capital rotunda is my porn name
asddsa28: ooo noo i konw this
asddsa28: oo god nooo
kband04: Hear it now
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh no...
sheer_falacy: canada
KeirenH: the sea
fry_dx: 1976
Despoiler98: the basement
Arclight_Dynamo: 1 :D
Snowcookies: 3
Pteraspidomorphi: 1
RaklarLS: 3
underhill33: 1
Naarius: 3
AdamYMHMI: 1
CaptainSpam: 3
EvilBadman: 3
buddyjeebuz: 1
NonjaBiru: 1
Electrodyne: 1
lamina5432: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
rangerboy87: 1
gualdhar: 1
mowdownjoe: 3
red_shoes_jeff: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
PharaohBender27: I chose 3
ourladyoflilacs: 1
TamesLovesGames: 3
zimmercj23: 3
NimrodXIV: HolidayTree
InquisitorGaia: 3
MegaDosX: 1 is more likely to get people, 3 is funnier
lirazel64: A closet
AnOddSmith: I like 3 I think
TPRJones: 1
MaskedThespian: 3
far2muchsarcasm: 3
ritchards: those lies suck
blastseeker: 3
andyweekend: 2
Tajessa: 1
FacelessManAboutTown: 1
Atreides42: 3
x0den: 3
Halinn: What a bunch of poor options
monakai: 2
skyrider19: chose 1
GlorySeer: I don't like the verbage on our best option
sheer_falacy: these are awful
Phosphatide: incredibly boring options here
meisbored: I thought the Capitol was Washington lrrBEEJ
Phosphatide: i just picked 1
Fu4ow: forgot this isn't straight trivia
Snowcookies: Audience options are usually not the best
corefluxx: These were not good options
CaptainSpam: Serge approves of deception towards his friends. Gotcha!
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, all our choices stink.
bubba0077: I demand better lies
Tajessa: these options are not great
cephallope: Good news Serge, you can try and trick people whenever you want
Cartographers_Ink: Truly a Snerge statement if ever one was ever made
malc: sergeSnerge
Lokolos: 1 is funny, but I think 3 is most likely to trick someone.
Arclight_Dynamo: @meisbored Capital =/= Capitol
GlorySeer: Someone didn't get in?
leebenningfield: the mega callback
Zettabit_Fox: Formatting is important
mowdownjoe: CALLBACKS
rangerboy87: I bet it's the dunp
AnOddSmith: the brotunda LUL
Phosphatide: ok maybe ours wasn't as bad LUL
offbeatwitch: THE DUNP
red_shoes_jeff: THE DUNP
KeirenH: "The United States Capitol rotunda is the central rotunda of the United States Capitol" thanks wikipedia
codatski: You heard it here first folks, Serge enjoys deceiving his friends
fastlane250: the D U N P
DiscordianTokkan: D U N P
Taveena: Move it to move it to the parking lot.
Snowcookies: That spelling mistake
RandomTrivia: That is a deep cut
buddyjeebuz: LUL at DUNP
the_hacker_414720: The DUNP
zerragonoss: All of these look like fake awanswers
meisbored: @Arclight_Dynamo thatsthejoke . jpg
hd_dabnado: I havent watched the dump so it isnt really funny ngl
hyaundredneer: Beleaf Duh Tree. Bee Duh Tree.
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sheer_falacy: you can upvote the funniest
Monocled_Falcon: The Seanate?
sheer_falacy: after picking an answer
Tajessa: I love the DUNP callback
Diabore: k, dunp killed me for like 10 seconds
Paladia_Gorom: I love call backs
EvilBadman: Dunp was a joke from the previous Jackbox
the_hacker_414720: DA BEACH
MistahFixIt: Love a big DUNP
thekeytoviktory: chat please help me who is the man between Serge and Adam I've sadly forgotten
hyaundredneer: Duh Big Tr33.
RealGamerCow: No one said "The Kitchen?"
bl1ghtn1n6: "the seanate"
sheer_falacy: for the seanate
Tajessa: Nelson
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TwitchTVsFrank: good old seanate
RandomTrivia: Wheeler's name is just going to acquire letters over the stream
Pteraspidomorphi: Nooo
thekeytoviktory: @tajessa thank you!
LarrianLor: Is this the Jackbox game with the best a e s t h e t i c?
sheer_falacy: that was a good one
corefluxx: How are people guessing these things
the_hacker_414720: Beej XD
gualdhar: Boston common is literally a park in Boston
MegaDosX: Wow
Fu4ow: @LarrianLor might be split the room
Scy_Anide: I was afraid that would be the truth.
the_hacker_414720: Basement of who?
MegaDosX: Brutal
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
MistahFixIt: Waaaow.
Dix: To be fair, the basement sections of the Capital have a BUNCH of statues
Xilats: D:
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I don't think parking lots were a thing in 1921
robo__nixon: Oh, it was 1921. doh
Serifina: The Capitol Building?
underhill33: The Capitol
asddsa28: yess
Twilight_Spark: :)
MistahFixIt: Yes
buddyjeebuz: The Capitol
marvelguy5: `yes
egonomogo: lmao
flatluigi: serge please
Snowcookies: yep
EvilBadman: Parliment Funkadelic
itsr67: yep
RandomTrivia: Capitol, not Capital
AnOddSmith: capitOl not capitAl
rangerboy87: Capital Building
GhostValv: uh...
cuttlefishman: Srge
TheWanderingNomad: SERGE
the_hacker_414720: yes
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
MegaDosX: Serge, honey.
monakai: Serge
LarrianLor: I mean, yes, but
Despoiler98: SERGE
Juliamon: Classic Serge
Fugi: ??????? serge?
Despoiler98: COME ON
niccus: it's US, it doesn't make sense
Brozard: Serge, weren't you a poli sci major?
EvilBadman: 2
Gobukiller: Um... they're literally states...
Diabore: 1
red_shoes_jeff: Whiskers...
fastlane250: JFC serge
HorusFive: Do Provinces not have capitols Serge?
LeeshaJoy: 2
MistahFixIt: Serge you passed Civics right? Kappa
Morrigan9: judge
Serifina: 1.
rangerboy87: 1
NonjaBiru: 1
MaskedThespian: 2
malc: sergeThinking sergeHolyMoly
Tajessa: ANARTICA
fuzzy_died: 2
bl1ghtn1n6: Nelson's good at calling the highlight reel
Kyir: Everyone is so mean to serge BibleThump
gualdhar: none of these answers are decent
corefluxx: 1
sirspate: "streaming"
DoodlestheGreat: 1
NimrodXIV: I like 1
Brozard: I know you're not American, but c'mon
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, "capitol" isn't a thing in Canada.
InquisitorGaia: 1
ourladyoflilacs: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
damn_i_am_pretty: smash cut to Jo losing it in the next room
Lord_Durin: Serge you sweet cinnamon bun of a human
Zettabit_Fox: Every state has a Capital Capitol
FacelessManAboutTown: 1
SharpyByNature: 1
PharaohBender27: 1
monakai: 1
the_hacker_414720: 1 XD
VmKid: @Brozard To be fair, he's Canadian.
CavemanKellen: march of dime baby here so i can't answer
TamesLovesGames: 1
kaleidoscopemind: paying for everything in dimes
DiscordianTokkan: I'd LOVE to see a Canadian-friendly version of this, because holy shit are the American History questions incomprehensible
red_shoes_jeff: 1
Xilats: Resurrecting F. Roosevelt with jumper cables and potatoes?
Halinn: Taking a dunp
egonomogo: look i'm gonna give serge that one and like twenty more considering how bad most usa residents are at The World
AtrusOfMyst: Pogging the whole day
sheer_falacy: the american history questions are pretty incomprehensible to americans too
CaptainSpam: We all remember Elanor Roosevelt's 24-hour Dark Souls stream.
MistahFixIt: Elanor Roosevelt spent a day "Getting Hella Yoked"
Arclight_Dynamo: I'll defend Serge on this one!
bl1ghtn1n6: Beej is still gonna do well
MegaDosX: Go off, Adam
Tajessa: @halinn taking a wicked dunp
Brozard: @VmKid I know, but people can know about other forms of government
fastlane250: Laserdisc Eleanor Roosevelt
KingOfDoma: I thought James was the one who liked to retire champion...
100abrahamlincolns: I wish I could have seen inside the mind of Serge there I feel like I make similar logical weirdlings
the_hacker_414720: XD
ChrisTheLemming: Been is the leafs?
the_hacker_414720: Rolling Cash
EvilBadman: Ian should be able to rejoin
ArrestedHouse: ian has been yote
offbeatwitch: try refreshing
EvilBadman: on a refresh of the page
the_hacker_414720: XD Eject
Alas_Babylon: Rolling blunts?
RandomTrivia: Hivemind clip time
gnome_friend: !findquote sea
LRRbot: Quote #6142: "Naughty child, go in the sea!" —Cori [2019-06-19]
buddyjeebuz: Come on back Ian
Tajessa: you think about what you did, Ian
fastlane250: just yeeted from the server
PharaohBender27: @HorusFive @Snowcookies @RandomTrivia You guys got to be more imaginative with your titles Kappa
Phosphatide: disqualified
Arclight_Dynamo: Selling apples, just like Cub Scouts.
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x0den: adam got me
Pteraspidomorphi: Noooo
NimrodXIV: Kathleen got me
Diabore: dj?
Tajessa: oh wow
fastlane250: Serge for President, so he can learn how US States work!
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
PharaohBender27: Dangit, lrrKATHLEEN got me!
offbeatwitch: :o
bl1ghtn1n6: what
egonomogo: HELLO?
sheer_falacy: whoa
Halinn: WHAT?!
the_hacker_414720: XD
egonomogo: PARDON?
Serifina: WAIT WHAT
Sheikun07: WHAT
marvelguy5: HOLY CRAP
MegaDosX: THAT'S THE TRUTH?!?
PharaohBender27: WHATR
cuttlefishman: wut
the_hacker_414720: what th
buddyjeebuz: WAT
mowdownjoe: WAT
corefluxx: ??????
TheWriterAleph: ohhhhhh
rangerboy87: WOW
Serifina: What the HELL
cephallope: HELL YEAH
Snowcookies: holy
underhill33: WTF
TamesLovesGames: WHAT
Tajessa: WHAAAAAAT
red_shoes_jeff: wat
Biggjudicem: da fuq?
corefluxx: Well Damn
KingOfDoma: A RADIO DJ... I forgot those were a thing!
monakai: Wow
Phosphatide: PogChamp
GlorySeer: 2% of chat?
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: LUL
AtrusOfMyst: Has anyone found Eleanor Roosevelt's OnlyFans?
VmKid: Wait, WNYC?!
damn_i_am_pretty: Eleanor Roosevelt is so much more badass than us all
PaperDoopliss: Nelly is fitting in so well with his talk about dismantling capital
JaysonMaxwell: jlrrCool jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes
TZTFG: I AM THE 2%
Malkmaven1176: Wow...
Paladia_Gorom: No way!
Arclight_Dynamo: Dime Jockey
Gobukiller: Elanor was a BA
VmKid: I regularly listen to WNYC and that's amazing.
Creature_Comforts: Butt injuries or riot!
buddyjeebuz: Butt Injuries
MegaDosX: The game hates Ian right now
Nigouki: chat wants butt injuries!
gainsofcastamere: how are we not picking butt injuries????
flatluigi: 3
EvilBadman: 2
Omthebox: Unsee
Sheikun07: 3
InquisitorGaia: 3
Diabore: 2
mowdownjoe: 1
asddsa28: 2
x0den: 2
CaptainSpam: 3
iris_of_ether: 2
corefluxx: 2
Naarius: 3
NonjaBiru: 2
LeeshaJoy: 2
gnome_friend: 2
gualdhar: 1
blastseeker: 3
AdamYMHMI: 2
monakai: 2
underhill33: 2
FacelessManAboutTown: 1
lamina5432: 2
offbeatwitch: See
tehfewl: Gaming
KingOfDoma: Fly with their mutant powers!
Zettabit_Fox: 2
red_shoes_jeff: HAHAHA! 3
bl1ghtn1n6: 3
Atreides42: 3
Snowcookies: I love 3
Halinn: 2
MaskedThespian: 2
TwitchTVsFrank: 2
buddyjeebuz: 2
call_me_Aras: 2
AnOddSmith: definitely 3
TamesLovesGames: 2
rangerboy87: 2
TPRJones: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
fuzzy_died: 2
flatluigi: 3 is just so good
Zettabit_Fox: omg xD
Tajessa: 2
ourladyoflilacs: 2
RealGamerCow: Oh I know this one
Pteraspidomorphi: I like 2
Xilats: Love?
Dog_of_Myth: 3
SharpyByNature: Walk?
MegaDosX: 2 might get people, but 3 made me laugh
SourceQuench: "speedrun Super Mario World"
NonUniqueGuy: 3
Nigouki: 3 is too good
bl1ghtn1n6: 3's the meta choice
niccus: warren worthington III must be stopped
kalira77: I think I know this answer
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Electrodyne: Warren Wothington is Angel from the X-Men
ujai321: i hope it is "find Waldo"
LiveFaust: The Des Moines Register...
JaysonMaxwell: I assume it's drive, I hope it's paint.
fastlane250: soundtrack to this game slaps
shadowbow464: Ah my home state
therealgavist: blink lol
Xilats: @ujai321 Duuuuude.
Paladia_Gorom: I wish number 3 was true...
Lord_ZYRK: If none of them are "fuck" I will be upset
DoodlestheGreat: Blind people CAN do #1. My grandma did.
fastlane250: actually why do jacbox game OSTs slap so hard
therealgavist: but for real drive? fly a plane?
Arclight_Dynamo: I think I know this?
the_hacker_414720: XD
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice 'Dougie'
egonomogo: what's.....a doogie
LiveFaust: Oh, I totally heard that as the Malcolm laugh from Jurassic Park.
fastlane250: It's Iowa
bl1ghtn1n6: wait, this is so recent
Anaerin: "I don't see race. Or anything, really"
the_hacker_414720: teach blind people how to rasict
NimrodXIV: I knew somebody would say "read"
EvilBadman: I almost think it was be racist.
Snowcookies: blind ppl can read
Monocled_Falcon: There's a Chapelle Show bit about that lol
WetPaperSack: Iowa may not be super diverse, but come on...
sheer_falacy: just because you can't see skin color doesn't mean you can't identify race and be an ass about it
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Snowcookies: it's called braille
gainsofcastamere: I believe it's the echolocation
Electrodyne: It's "Join the X-Men"
bl1ghtn1n6: I think it's soundwaves
Eille_k: I don't know this one. I am a disapoingment to des moines
therealgavist: shoot guns. calling it
Twilight_Spark: Navigate by sound waves is pretty compelling.
Serifina: I have... no idea what "dougie" is.
gnome_friend: Hello fellow Iowans
100abrahamlincolns: Gotta be fireworks
the_hacker_414720: XD
bl1ghtn1n6: wow, Adam
buddyjeebuz: WOW
Pteraspidomorphi: 46% :D
corefluxx: Well Played
Tajessa: hahaha
affinityforpie: 46% woah
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a REAL THING too, Adam.
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
RandomTrivia: Well played, Savidan
djalternative: @Serifina a dance move
bubba0077: that's actually a thing that CAN be done
bl1ghtn1n6: Matt, that made me chuckle
Tajessa: well played Savidan
Serifina: @djalternative That is not helpful
SharpyByNature: Adam with the chat soul read!
NimrodXIV: Kathleen got me again!
Twilight_Spark: Shoot guns would've been my lie, but it seemed so boring.
Paladia_Gorom: Kathleen got me
egonomogo: shoot guns it is eh
the_hacker_414720: XD
HorusFive: Welcome to America son
DAC169: duh?
RandomTrivia: 'Murica?
rogerivany: It's america
Gobukiller: 'MERICA
lirazel64: yup!
Eille_k: very Iowa.
Arclight_Dynamo: Right. Americans.
Kyir: We're very predictable
bl1ghtn1n6: sounds like America
Electrodyne: Adam just end all yours with "SAV" and we'll vote for them
monakai: Oh Beautiful.....
DiscordianTokkan: MURIKA
SkylerRingtail: Ooof, Cookie
Creature_Comforts: I mean, 360 no scoping is technically shooting guns
MegaDosX: Oh, he was a sheriff, that makes sense
100abrahamlincolns: Yup it was either explosives or also explosives
Lord_ZYRK: Shooting guns isn't that hard. Bullet in gun, pull trigger.
rangerboy87: 'Murica Bitches!!
LiveFaust: Des Moines... Yeah...
xantos69: I am so proud and disappointed.
cephallope: I mean, its shoot, not aim
the_hacker_414720: he's the sheriff
Alas_Babylon: It's America, so it's both
PharaohBender27: I voted that, and yet still NotLikeThis
codatski: Adam is ridiing high from finishing Gold this morning
PTElder: The echolocation guy is Juan Antonio Martinez
NimrodXIV: aiming is the hard part
rogerivany: I think I would've went with see.
offbeatwitch: boy am i glad that we're out here and he's in there
Dog_of_Myth: Merica
Tajessa: this is America
HorusFive: It's not really the shooting they have trouble with.
offbeatwitch: and that he's the shreiff
gainsofcastamere: The echolocation is a real thing, just different people doing it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_echolocation
djalternative: @Serifina well the song lyrics were "teach me how to dougi" over and over again so that's not helpful either
TheMightyTaylor: I hate how he is right
HorusFive: Its the aim
the_hacker_414720: Aiming is the easy part
NimrodXIV: :D
egonomogo: RAT SEX
corefluxx: Saw that coming
Serifina: @djalternative ...fair
xythrogar: that's so on brand!!
flatluigi: 2
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Twilight_Spark: Television!
InquisitorGaia: 3
SkylerRingtail: I think I know this one
asddsa28: o no i konw it tooo
Sheikun07: 3
iris_of_ether: 2
Brozard: Castration
Zettabit_Fox: 1
Arclight_Dynamo: 2
mowdownjoe: @tajessa Don't catch you slippin
rangerboy87: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
EvilBadman: 3
TwitchTVsFrank: 2
Nigouki: 3
Tiber727: @Creature_Comforts If you're blind, they're also all no-scopes.
NonUniqueGuy: 3
ourladyoflilacs: 3
rogerivany: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
monakai: 2
thopter_spy: 3
buddyjeebuz: 3
AdamYMHMI: 2
marvelguy5: 3
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
fuzzy_died: 3
Snowcookies: oh my
the_hacker_414720: XD 3
kusinohki: I might know this one....
orellien2773: 1
Serifina: 3
Atreides42: 2
chimpfunkz: 69
Phosphatide: i chuckled at 1
x0den: 3
Gobukiller: Isn't this a Cards Against Humanity?
AnOddSmith: 2
PharaohBender27: Tempted to do 2, but chose 3
therisingtithes_: has to be pcp right?
LackingSanity_: 2
MaskedThespian: 3
Fugi: "red bull"
buddyjeebuz: 1 was funny but I think 3 is better
Halinn: Serge, it's spelled DUNP
NimrodXIV: I only had male rats, who were related, so... *shrug*
magical_writer: 4
Robot_Bones: Religion
EvilBadman: We get to pick a fib out of 3
therealgavist: pornography
Serifina: It's how we coordinate.
MegaDosX: We have a set number of options to choose from Nelson, so we're talking about which one to pick
SourceQuench: "thirsty rat fanfiction"
Ignatiuspants: Oh gosh... was this the weird rat city experiment?
Paladia_Gorom: 3
Zettabit_Fox: we have 3 options. trying to collaborate
xythrogar: we are coordinating answrers
SwankyFlea: They're telling chat to assimilate and vote the same thing :)
DAC169: that's people telling others which to vote for
Tajessa: @mowdownjoe thank you for going with me :)
ujai321: chat gets to add an aswer as well, 1 out of 3 choices
sheer_falacy: after people vote in jackbox they say it in chat for... I have no idea what reason
aWabbajack: 42
GreayStone: we cordinate in secret
ChrisTheLemming: the numbers mason
zimmercj23: 3?
WetPaperSack: seabatCHOICE
gamercat88: we are helping
Uppercaseccc: 1
rscorundum: 3
therealgavist: 3
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ChrisTheLemming: what do the numbers mean
Anaerin: Engaged? I'm MARRIED, Ian!
egonomogo: engaged....like thWOW THAT IS PATRONIZING
TheWriterAleph: lrrWOW
agentsmithradio: Rat Sex! whoo hoo! Everyday they're out They're making Rat Sex! whoo-oo! Tales of daring do bad and good LuckTales! whoo-oo
CaptainSpam: Just think, chat, Jackbox had to come up with decent-but-not-great answers for ALL these questions just so we had something contextually appropriate to vote on. :)
iris_of_ether: benginCry
DoodlestheGreat: Sadly, we tend to get lousy lies.
Fruan: 'scientific studies on rat sex'
aWittyUsername: I am too plugged in!
Paladia_Gorom: We know the chat language
queso_gaming: 27 and a half
Anaerin: (Also, in Duck Hunt the controller controls the BIRDS)
Lokolos: We've been picking the funniest answers though so we haven't gotten anyone.
Phosphatide: how would a rat wear pants though
Nigouki: early for two of those
MegaDosX: Oui oui, Serge
the_hacker_414720: XD
robo__nixon: Jinko jeans
Paladia_Gorom: These are great
Tajessa: mais oui, Serge
SkylerRingtail: Huh. This isn't the Ratopia experiment?
GreayStone: 98
Arclight_Dynamo: 1993 is too early, yes.
TriseAlpha: '93 was before Clinton, but okay
chimpfunkz: impeachment was like 97
rangerboy87: 98
Zettabit_Fox: 93 seems early
FacelessManAboutTown: 98
xythrogar: burst you say???
Ignatiuspants: I'm pretty sure Bill Clinton was sworn in, in 1993
the_hacker_414720: Austin power
Crad0k: he only started his term in jan 93
EvilBadman: 93 was Clinton's first year
Brozard: damn
meisbored: austin powers was 97
kusinohki: I thought it was 'overpopulation" *shrug*
Zettabit_Fox: hip hop
Brozard: Well played Serge
NimrodXIV: Kathleen again! augh
Brozard: It might shock the rats too
monakai: The heroin study was a different one.
Fu4ow: I keep going for Kathleen
Tajessa: Kathleen keeps getting me
bl1ghtn1n6: GOT IT
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME
NimrodXIV: WHAT
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM got me!
the_hacker_414720: WHAT
SnackPak_: really?
egonomogo: HELLO??
Dragonality: Excuse me?
mechmagic: yeah!!
rangerboy87: ????
Lord_ZYRK: Stimulation? Wow, big word for Adam Keepo
KevinTheShark: French was us
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
the_hacker_414720: HOW
Twilight_Spark: Oh NO
DiscordianTokkan: Tiny pants?
DoodlestheGreat: That whole question was pants!
marvelguy5: Wheeler?
Tajessa: WHAT.
egonomogo: FUCK. YES.
MegaDosX: Wheeler why do you know this
marvelguy5: WHAT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
Snowcookies: wow
sheer_falacy: do they know how to take the pants off?
therealkenm135: what
mowdownjoe: 👖👖
mechmagic: the pics are very good
RandomTrivia: The things we learn from Wheeler lrrHEART
Despoiler98: HOLD THE FUCK ON
tehfewl: He actually knew the answer
100abrahamlincolns: That was the most LRR answer of the bunch!
the_hacker_414720: How the fuck
Diabore: damn, we havent gotten 1 yet chat
Brozard: Wheeler I swear
Paladia_Gorom: Pants? Really, Pants?!
the_hacker_414720: XD
Diabore: 2
Halinn: 2
EvilBadman: 2
MaskedThespian: 2
Brozard: 2
rangerboy87: 2
mowdownjoe: 2
NimrodXIV: 2
fuzzy_died: 2
Fattness132: 2
red_shoes_jeff: 2
GreayStone: 2
Sheikun07: 2
CaptainSpam: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 2
corefluxx: 2
call_me_Aras: 2
AdamYMHMI: 2
PharaohBender27: 2
NonUniqueGuy: 2
Naarius: 2
buddyjeebuz: 2
TwitchTVsFrank: 2
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
TamesLovesGames: 2
gnome_friend: 1
ourladyoflilacs: 2
NonjaBiru: 2
SharpyByNature: 1
InquisitorGaia: 2
monakai: 2
merciful_pepper: 1
MegaDosX: That is a windmill slam 2
TiltedTony: 2
the_hacker_414720: 2 XD
DiscordianTokkan: 2014? That was 6 danged years ago almost
GatlingFish: 2
TPRJones: of course 2, common
DAC169: 2
x0den: 2
Phosphatide: he seems like the kind of guy to say 2
orellien2773: windmill slam 2
asddsa28: 2
kaleidoscopemind: Very clear consensus here
Twilight_Spark: Dogging
zimmercj23: 2
Shadowsoflife: 0
SourceQuench: "grundle"
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KeirenH: It's gotta be either lisp or stutter
buddyjeebuz: I'm hoping this actually gets them
GlorySeer: I know what I'd write in if I could.
Scy_Anide: Why would you need a tiny MRI machine for rats? You just use one with a small bore for rats and guinea pigs.
Paladia_Gorom: 2
Atreides42: 2
Fu4ow: was this before he outed as a homophobe?
Diabore: nearly unanimous
Arakasi01: "turlet"
asddsa28: all the fains make me what to go get my'n
gainsofcastamere: Chris Pratt, a man who gives huge amounts of money to Gay-Away camps, he knows his assholed
Spacepup: "Assholes" must be the truth, I bet.
Dragonality: Wicked dunp
PharaohBender27: @Fu4ow I believe so
gnome_friend: Chris Kratt on the other hand
Phosphatide: hatsune miku LUL
SnackPak_: I feel seen in these answers
Sheikun07: I had to vote Miku
RealGamerCow: Ruth's Chris Steak House is an amazing answer
thephyrexianeggroll: I could have sworn it was lisp
CaptainSpam: You don't say, Ian. Kappa
iSmartMan1: It's broker, isn't it?
Zettabit_Fox: Ruth's Chris?! Aw I want steak now
buddyjeebuz: Definitely an Ian answer in there
Anaerin: Ian's all up in that Auto-Gyro
Electrodyne: mmmm, Crisp Rat
Twilight_Spark: Look, but WHY IS IT called Ruth's Chris Steak House?
LarrianLor: lololol
the_hacker_414720: XD
Snowcookies: lol
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ArrestedHouse: LuL
the_hacker_414720: SNACKPACK
fastlane250: i'm not sure he ever said that but ok
x0den: is chris pratt a homophobe?
NarishmaReborn: the worst chris
the_hacker_414720: XD nelly
RandomTrivia: Oh, Nelly. Well played
lithuasil: ´Not gonna lie, I'm all here for punchy wheeler
PharaohBender27: Nelly got me!
VmKid: His name is right, he's certainly a pratt.
LeeshaJoy: He goes to a homophobic church
TiagoToledo: wait, he is?
Brozard: GOTTEM
mowdownjoe: Jebaited
Tajessa: yeah he's a jerk.
EvilBadman: GET BAITED
MegaDosX: GOTTEM
Snowcookies: x0den: he's part of a anti-gay church
chimingfish: GOTTEM!
the_hacker_414720: XD
thraximore: damn shame.
NimrodXIV: GOTTEM
CaptainSpam: BOOM!
Serifina: Muahahahaha
red_shoes_jeff: HAHAHAHAHA!
DAC169: GOT YOU!!!
buddyjeebuz: GOT EM
SmashTCG: GEt Baited
RandomTrivia: YAAS!
sheer_falacy: go audience!
MegaDosX: GET REKT
GhostValv: :D
TheAinMAP: Yes
ArrestedHouse: Jebaited
A_Dub888: GOTTEM
Phosphatide: Jebaited
DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA!
corefluxx: lrrAWESOME
Ryenji: haha
the_hacker_414720: GOTTEM
cephallope: BOOM!
rangerboy87: Boom!!!
ujai321: gottem
Diabore: GOTTEM
Tajessa: YES
GlorySeer: Who actually has the controller now, Adam? Kappa
jessieimproved: we gottem
TamesLovesGames: WRECKED
PharaohBender27: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth: GOT 4
buddyjeebuz: LUL
agentsmithradio: KABOOM BABY
MaskedThespian: GOTTEM
Paladia_Gorom: Gotten!
ameliette: revenge for the murder party :D
Defenester: He's not a homophobe. There's just been seven degrees of seven bacon thing with him.
gainsofcastamere: and funds that church's camps for reeducating gay and trans kids...
Alas_Babylon: Adam "Rapscallion" Savidan strikes again
Tajessa: yes I actually got it for once!
GhostValv: :)
Snowcookies: yes
Paladia_Gorom: Adam knows what up
100abrahamlincolns: Awww yeah
guanlong5: got there
fastlane250: lrrADAM
MegaDosX: That is a /close/ top three
ArrestedHouse: adam lucksack savidan Kappa
agentsmithradio: Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN
TriseAlpha: Many pointsu
leebenningfield: Adam should replace Chris Pratt in movies
buddyjeebuz: BUTT INJURIES
Snowcookies: butts
LarrianLor: Matt!!
the_hacker_414720: XD with his manhole
gainsofcastamere: PLEASE butt injuries
buddyjeebuz: damnit
RobotInProgress: Maaaan Hooooole
Electrodyne: Nelly Vanelli
Zettabit_Fox: hah, edge
Paladia_Gorom: I picked hatsune miku, didn’t even think
jetpixi: Forbidden Propellants
robo__nixon: It's all U2 questions
Sheikun07: 3
EvilBadman: 3
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Serge aka The Edge
Atreides42: 3
x0den: 3
Pteraspidomorphi: 3
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
red_shoes_jeff: 3
marvelguy5: 3
fastlane250: ow the edge
meisbored: i read that as cornhole
TiltedTony: 3
afantastico: Clip that manhole
corefluxx: 3
TamesLovesGames: 3
korvys: 3
InquisitorGaia: 3
leebenningfield: 3
call_me_Aras: 3
MaskedThespian: 3
TheNerdWonder: 3
mowdownjoe: 1
TwitchTVsFrank: 3
LeeshaJoy: 2
Shadowsoflife: 0
Spacepup: I'm sorry. Cornicheenay?
NimrodXIV: 3
rangerboy87: 3
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
monakai: 3
DAC169: 3
NonjaBiru: 1
rscorundum: 3
GreayStone: 3
Electrodyne: 3
ourladyoflilacs: 2
MegaDosX: 2 is amusing, but it's gotta be 3
LackingSanity_: absolutely 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
sheer_falacy: that is not how I would have pronounced that word
blip2004: 3 all the way
Brozard: 1
PharaohBender27: Windmill slam 3
Tajessa: 3
flatluigi: holy crap I know this one
fogoe: 1
cyber_tacoz: 3
Phosphatide: i bet 2 would get someone
l0gin4me: 3
buddyjeebuz: definitely 3
Twilight_Spark: Roof!
rasterscan: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
zimmercj23: A pickle
TyranidSliver: that's not how you pronounce it
Brozard: They're all pretty good
coelopteryx: cornicione, the outer edge of the cornhole board
InquisitorGaia: Stonks
robo__nixon: Isn't that a game bird?
misteline: 1
hyaundredneer: I was thinking more like one os those manc aves dough.
Dragonality: Kornichiwa?
Paladia_Gorom: Love 2, picked 3
Anaerin: Cor-ni-ch-on-ay"
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mowdownjoe: 1 is believable
Eklinaar: Serge just gives the true answer
boristhewizard: That's a jojo part 5 character right?
MegaDosX: Ian pls
Laserbeaks_Fury: corniculi, cornicula, corniculi, cornicula!
Brozard: Cornicione, the outer edge of the concierge
rscorundum: it's pizza
the_hacker_414720: XD 2 chesse
CaptainSpam: "Tomato!"
korvys: Oh, I actually know this one
offbeatwitch: "the outer edge of ledge"
RealGamerCow: pickle is a good answer
leebenningfield: cornichon is something different I think
Halinn: I like the exclamation point
hockeygoaliechris: pope's hat
zimmercj23: I was joking about pickle
asthanius: Tomato "!"
Tajessa: I had to go with "the pickle" because I also thought of cornichons
CaptainSpam: I like the exclamation mark on Tomato!
Zettabit_Fox: love the ! on tomato
ArcOfTheConclave: racetrack
sheer_falacy: "you probably call it something else" is a very interesting hint
red_shoes_jeff: *inhale* T O M A T O !
DoodlestheGreat: Lotta good lies here.
Phosphatide: tomato! PogChamp
AtrusOfMyst: Cornucopias full of spaghetti
Laserbeaks_Fury: For the love of god, Cornicione!
sheer_falacy: most of these don't have something they'd more commonly called
sheer_falacy: so I guessed cheese
MistahFixIt: Yes. For the love of God.
Paladia_Gorom: I picked the answer I want it to be
LeeshaJoy: I would say Crown Moulding but it's spelled the Canadian way
rangerboy87: Catholics name everything...I should know
buddyjeebuz: WOOOO
red_shoes_jeff: HEH!
corefluxx: GOT 2
rangerboy87: Yes!!1
NimrodXIV: not bad
Pteraspidomorphi: We got Adam!
underhill33: YEE
DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA
GhostValv: gottem :)
CaptainSpam: Got 'em!
ArrestedHouse: Jebaited again
JaysonMaxwell: Gotcha Adam :D
MaskedThespian: GOTTEM
TheAinMAP: Got them.
Diabore: 2 more!
mowdownjoe: Jebaited
sheer_falacy: awww
PharaohBender27: GOTTEM
hyaundredneer: oh wow. Horde of Plenty. That's a good name for a magic card that could embody the entirety of a 2020 meme.
Paladia_Gorom: Ez
Snowcookies: chat can't win
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
mechmagic: get dunked on
Halinn: That can be arranged
Tajessa: YESSSGET HOOKED SAVIDAN
Lord_ZYRK: So who's paying for Adam's funeral?
zephyr5a: That can be arranged
Sheikun07: We don't get points, it's just us trying to mess with you all
aWittyUsername: over my dead popehat
Brozard: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
MegaDosX: We just go you Adam, so I think you can have some humility there friend
PharaohBender27: Nelly got me again!
Snowcookies: Chat doesn't get points
robo__nixon: RIP Adam I guess
TriseAlpha: AN pickle.
zimmercj23: Bring it Savidan
SwankyFlea: Because cornichons.... nice Ian
Dragonality: I mean, seeing as murder trivia is usually last, that CAN be arranged
the_hacker_414720: XD
Angreed66: Then get in the grave savidan
GhostValv: :)
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
NimrodXIV: what
Tiber727: Who has the unplugged controller now?
Serifina: whaaaaat
x0den: holy crumbs i guessed right
red_shoes_jeff: NO SCOPED!
the_hacker_414720: What
Paladia_Gorom: Come at us Savidan
TheWriterAleph: lrrWOW
aWabbajack: whoisPizza HypePizza whoisPizza HypePizza
mowdownjoe: Really?
GreayStone: We can mourn at r/sebats
afantastico: But we love you Adam
sheer_falacy: so it's not the outer edge of the pizza crust
gamercat88: your mom eats the cornicone
sheer_falacy: it's the outer edge of the pizza
Diabore: @Dragonality quiplash is usually last
NimrodXIV: now I want pizza
Phosphatide: it's called the "pizza"
tehfewl: its pizza bones!
Fu4ow: @sheer_falacy agreed
RandomTrivia: @GreayStone mourn? You mean gloat?
Spacepup: Serge Surges ahead!
cephallope: I ONLY eat the cornicione
Tajessa: there is NO WAY that is how it's pronounced
rscorundum: I only eat the cornicione
eric_christian_berg: Wow, that sounds dirty.
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Ignatiuspants: I like it when my cornicione is stuffed with cheese
the_hacker_414720: XD
Nigouki: noooooooo, we didn't get the butt injuries :(
Diabore: 2
fogoe: 3
Phosphatide: lol 3
iris_of_ether: 3
gualdhar: 3
Fattness132: 3
Brozard: It's a Hooker, not a Looker
Sheikun07: 3
InquisitorGaia: 3
korvys: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: 3
GhostValv: 3
gnome_friend: 3
buddyjeebuz: 3
AdamYMHMI: 3
red_shoes_jeff: 3
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
NimrodXIV: ehhhh
Atreides42: 3
NonjaBiru: 2
Halinn: omg, 3's so good
asddsa28: 3
Spacepup: 3
PharaohBender27: 3
underhill33: 3
TamesLovesGames: 3
TiltedTony: 333333333333333
SharpyByNature: 3
ImaUniqueUsername: 3
x0den: 3
Zettabit_Fox: 3 is amazing
flangdale: 1
MaskedThespian: 3
robo__nixon: 3333333
Naarius: 3
VmKid: SourPls
MegaDosX: Absolutely 3
rangerboy87: 3
Brozard: 3333333
jessieimproved: I love the options
Dog_of_Myth: 3
A_Dub888: 3
Angreed66: fish joke
EvilBadman: 2 has a grammar error
Lord_ZYRK: fuckstick not a penis 🤔
DoodlestheGreat: 1
InquisitorGaia: 33333
buddyjeebuz: Definitely 3
mowdownjoe: @greaystone Does Adam really have his own subreddit?
monakai: 3
underhill33: 3 is so, so good
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a treat, not a Trick Kappa
GhostValv: it has to be 3
ujai321: place, not a profession
misteline: 1
RandomTrivia: Windmill slam number 3
rasterscan: 2 or 3
100abrahamlincolns: 2 is the funniest
bjorlamn: Wow 3 is so good
DAC169: 3
orellien2773: 3
chimpfunkz: Town not a profession?
aWabbajack: cohhMy
InquisitorGaia: 3 is amazing
zephyr5a: we aren't winning with 3
Paladia_Gorom: 3
gainsofcastamere: "It's a lifestyle, not a Job"
Tajessa: I went with 2,i don't even care
sheer_falacy: I appreciate 2 but it's a terrible thing for fooling
ArrestedHouse: LuL
MennoKnight42: absolutely 3
Dragonality: @Diabore Right! My brain is.... not good.
the_hacker_414720: all of them are good XD
raven534: "I don't eat the corn, ichi-nee"
RealGamerCow: grower, not a shower
Biggjudicem: 3 is funny, but 2 seems reasonable to me
zephyr5a: but 3 we must pick
rscorundum: 1 the others are too obvious
Anaerin: "It's a Scene, not a god damned arms race"!
Electrodyne: place; occupation
ChrisTheLemming: wait Adam has a subreddit?
aWabbajack: cohhMy_HF cohhMy
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
EvilBadman: frog blast the vent core
bubba0077: these are funny options, but not going to get votes
angryoptimist: Series of tubes?
Diabore: @mowdownjoe https://www.reddit.com/r/Seabats/
fastlane250: there's a new WHAT
sheer_falacy: 1 was the only way to fool anyone
LinearGif: It's a honest work, not a much
2waterguns: They are cloning clone high?
RiverBirch: It's a Cock, not a Penis
flangdale: nooo dont remind me Ian
gainsofcastamere: Let's hope it doesn't get taken down by a hunger strike!
Phosphatide: oh these are good
Raincoast_Bear: I want more Undergrads.
Mal2mad: Perfectly Balanced
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Anaerin: "It's a Scene, not a god damned arms race"!
RandomTrivia: Doctor, not... has a very Mccoy feel to it
chimpfunkz: If it isn't location/vocation, then that is just the best answer
hey_kelvin: these are so good
Anaerin: It's a good time, not a long time? Trooper, is that you?
LarrianLor: Proud of everyone for formatting these correctly
RandomTrivia: This is such a strong pile of answers
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Dillatont: Great Time, Not a Commitment is really strong
Phosphatide: i voted for mario because it was too good
gainsofcastamere: these are great, well done
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Tajessa: location/vocation is really good, if it isn't true
RealGamerCow: It's Oklahoma, so it's dfinitely a bland extremely white answer
jdb399: As someone who grew up in Oklahoma Wheeler, I can confirm that Hooker is not a wonderful place to live
MAPBoardgames: Named after the civil war general, I assume
red_shoes_jeff: Heh!
GhostValv: :)
corefluxx: Got Another one
skyrider19: Thanks Ian!
buddyjeebuz: WHEE
Snowcookies: thanks Ian
rangerboy87: Got em!!
MaskedThespian: GOTTEM
DAC169: HI IAN!! aipThink
Phosphatide: LUL
hyaundredneer: Watch, everyone. I mean almost everyone picked the same one
Diabore: probably township
DAC169: aipHi
Paladia_Gorom: Ian
Brozard: dang
100abrahamlincolns: Matt's got me
red_shoes_jeff: YES!
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally got one right
rangerboy87: Hey I got it!!
GhostValv: :)
Snowcookies: Got it
corefluxx: GOT IT
SnackPak_: GG Hooker
Twilight_Spark: Nothing else was nearly catchy enough.
the_hacker_414720: Vocation?
PharaohBender27: Got it!
100abrahamlincolns: Ohh that's actually the much better slogan
jessieimproved: yeah that one made sense
MegaDosX: Go Serge!
NimrodXIV: it's a good slogan
buddyjeebuz: Serge with the victory!
Snowcookies: Go Serge
KingOfDoma: Serge in the polls!
PharaohBender27 slinks away for dinner
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN lrrSERGE
MRForceOFWill: Serge #1
zimmercj23: @the_hacker_414720 it means a jpb
mowdownjoe: NEW QWERPLINE PogChamp PogChamp
ImaUniqueUsername: "It's a six of one, not a half of another"
rangerboy87: Serge is winner!!
Snowcookies: Chat can mail time it to you
Phosphatide: lrrHORN
Twilight_Spark: I can't even find his points.
x0den: oh ian
DAC169: 10K, 404
gamercat88: he broke 10,000
gnome_friend: wait, what @mowdownjoe ?
Diabore: ian comming in just under 1400
LinearGif: Ian, we're proud of you too
sheer_falacy: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
angryoptimist: And got so far.
LinearGif: Just less proud
aWabbajack: cohhMy_HF cohhMy lrrAWESOME cohhBeer
e_bloc: Corgo187 gold star serge
LordZarano: No artifact from fibbae
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:27.
rogerivany: Serge only won because it doesn't show Chat's score. Prove Me wrong.
HorusFive: Serge- already gone
x0den: empty the streamers
MaskedThespian: 2am here. Time for bed. Have a good stream everyone!
Eklinaar: Patently Stupid? Twitch Chat?
Zettabit_Fox: 'Cycle fluids'
Phosphatide: fluid cycling!
SharpyByNature: Serge also won least liked. lrrFRUMP
2waterguns: West coasters... stay safe out there
mowdownjoe: @gnome_friend Didn't Beej just confirm new Qwerpline?
aWabbajack: cohhMVP @rogerivany
Pteraspidomorphi: It has been a while since the last patently stupid, hasn't it?
MRForceOFWill: !break
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buddyjeebuz: Do we actually get a score in that game?
Pteraspidomorphi: Love that game
sheer_falacy: why would I stay safe out there? It's much safer in here
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME cohhMVP
Phosphatide: the sky is now yellow instead of orange! progress is made
Zettabit_Fox: outside is insane. orange and black all over the sky.
gnome_friend: @mowdownjoe I was away and just came back to you saying that
hyaundredneer: NUUUU. Manc. Is the Button Press game that boring?
AtrusOfMyst: "Release your bladder, you'll be gladder!"
Electrodyne: BREAK TIME! Okay team let's do 5 push-ups.
Tripleyew: 'evening, all
Electrodyne: I'll do the first one
sheer_falacy: button press game feels very imbalanced
Electrodyne: one
Fu4ow: is button press the same as split the room?
djalternative: anybody got thoughts on Zendikar episode 2?
sheer_falacy: also it's goofy with people who haven't done it before because a great alien stall tactic is to pretend not to understand
Merp33: bibbity break time
Juliamon: Fu4ow no
eric_christian_berg: Shpadoinkle!
LordZarano: Woo, Patently Stupid! That's possibly the best one!
buddyjeebuz: No press the button is a hidden identity game
sheer_falacy: patently stupid is the best
gnome_friend: @djalternative Nice that Jace eventually figured out that he should help Nissa
Tomasu82: ad 3 of 7?? wow
TPRJones: T-Shirt fight game is my favorite.
buddyjeebuz: At least they are all short
Juliamon: Patently Stupid gave us FUCKING WALK THEN
monakai: Wow, Rusev on AEW now.
djalternative: @Juliamon don't forget Andy's briliant schpiel
rangerboy87: @Juliamon That was great!
chaostreader: And the Kill-a-Graham
steven_strangle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
steven_strangle: Five months! It feels like it's only been five days!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, steven_strangle! (Today's storm count: 70)
Electrodyne: @monakai really?
Fu4ow: also Pretty Elfboy James
hyaundredneer: @gnome_friend But what if it doesn't work out? What if he fails or even worse; succeeds.Only for something worse to foreshadow the lore's future?
monakai: @Electrodyne Kip Sabian's best man!
MRForceOFWill: wait the PPR is when
Halinn: FUCKING WALK THEN was one of the best moments from all of the LRR Jackbox streams
Biggjudicem: monday
maduncan1976: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
aerohydra: !PPR
LRRbot: The Zendikar Rising PPR will be happening on Monday, 14 September 2020! For more information: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhBRELGVgAA-yNa.jpg
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Yeet the yeast.
Electrodyne: @monakai That's excellent, I'm glad he has a new employer
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
MRForceOFWill: !sassadvice
Earthenone: !findquote yeet
LRRbot: Quote #6057: "With authority you have to yeet a diamond." —Serge [2019-05-21]
gnome_friend: !sassyak
corefluxx: Cheer100
drfox17: there's a command for vengabus!?
Halinn: Honestly, Patently
drfox17: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
raven534: wait I have to say "the bus is coming" now?
agentsmithradio: !findquote stupid
LRRbot: Quote #404: "Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!" —James [2015-07-02]
SpookySpaghooti: THE VENGA BUS
NavelWarfare: Yo but this song though?
gnome_friend: BUS is coming
Halinn: Honestly, Patently Stupid might have a somewhat low average, but it has probably the strongest peaks
MRForceOFWill: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #216: "It's all my favourite things, all in one spot: Rainbow world, radioactive materials, and biological guys." —Paul [2015-04-13]
xythrogar: bus may or may not be coming
Zettabit_Fox: The bus is coming!
Halinn: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
Biggjudicem: question for LRR: have you guys ever considered having "Being a guest at the PPR" be a Desert Bus auction prize?
Evilfriend79 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Evilfriend79! (Today's storm count: 71)
Halinn: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
agentsmithradio: Patently Stupid is so group dependent. I find that LRR plays it consistently well. Meanwhile, all of my friends hate it.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Halinn: No, I wanted *bad* advice
MRForceOFWill: !advice
LRRbot: Fail upwards.
Dog_of_Myth: +
corefluxx: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4310: "If I'm the hot singles in my area, who am I supposed to bang?" —Graham [2017-07-20]
raven534: !badadvice
LordZarano: Micksplosions?
MRForceOFWill: This chatbot has the best advice
agentsmithradio: !quote
Halinn: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6621: "Boy, I just had a flashback to prison there." —Ian [2019-12-11]
sheer_falacy: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
nuggetthehugget: !venga
Halinn: !vengabus
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
gnome_friend: FRUIT FRUIT
raven534: !venga
Halinn: !isbuscoming
NavelWarfare: Is there a list of the break music somewhere?
sheer_falacy: !bgc
MRForceOFWill: !bus
Juliamon: Biggjudicem I believe they've answered that question before, that they don't intend to for various reasons
Juliamon: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes many chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. You can buy his music here: http://biggiantcircles.com/ He even made some remixes specifically for LRR: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/album/loading-ready-remix
Nyxjbm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
Nyxjbm: Look LRR, third trimester! We’re having a babyyyy
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LordZarano: It's all by BigGiantCircles
codatski: I kinda adore how incomprehensible this chat would be to someone checking out LRR for the first time
corefluxx: !quote funy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TPRJones: Huh. Today I Learned that the song is "Venga Bus", not "Banga' Bus".
Haroldholmes25: !quote bus
raven534: (you want find quote)
malc: !gooseadvice
gnome_friend: To look up a quote, use !findquote
gnome_friend: !quote only works if you're looking up something a particular person said
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
corefluxx: !quote
Zettabit_Fox: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
codatski: !quote Graham
TPRJones: !quote Molly
dweebert91: !findquote bus
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
corefluxx: !findquote
Juliamon: You quote a person, so you !quote a person
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2029: "Wow! Chat was right! It only took them two years!" —Cameron [2016-03-04]
buddyjeebuz: !findquote stupid
Snowcookies: the command also has an anti spam timer
hyaundredneer: Soap, I hear there are actual fans taking thy new Star Wars movies' revelation up to an 11, maybe...
MRForceOFWill: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
TPRJones: !findquote nasty goose
malc: !findquote findquote
corefluxx: !quote why
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !flan
TheAinMAP: katesAir
gamercat88: waves back
GhostValv: hi
SpookySpaghooti: fan sound.mp4
LordZarano: !findquote spam
LRRbot: Quote #6152: "Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!" —Heather [2019-06-20]
ChargingFerret: huh, hi
buddyjeebuz: that was awkward
monakai: We enjoyed a moment of silence.
Tripleyew: it just magically happened
chumpofthemonth: !quote quote
MRForceOFWill: Welcome back to Crossing the streams. Today LLR is playing jackbox games
henry_edmondson: first time catching a stream but I've watched your YouTube channel for years!
Phosphatide: a nice hum welcomed us back
TPRJones: katesAir
gnome_friend: welcome @henry_edmondson
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
Twilight_Spark: The beacons are LIT
NavelWarfare: Is there a list/link for the break music? Need to find that first song!
cephallope: Did everyone enjoy the scream room?
Dezufnocosem: I'm lit af fam
ChargingFerret: WAOW
scott1e subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, scott1e! (Today's storm count: 73)
Phosphatide: yeeeeesss
jessieimproved: I had enough salt with dinner lrrBEEEJ
shurtal: LEEENA
fastlane250: leeeeena
kusinohki: !bgc
ImaUniqueUsername: oh right the airport hotel bit on screen for ~20 frames
kungfubanana subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kungfubanana! (Today's storm count: 74)
chaostreader: @navelwarfare Most LRR break songs are by Big Giant Circles.
cephallope: KNSMIBAB
scott1e: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:21.
bjorlamn: Leeeeena
GreayStone: jpxa
Phosphatide: this is definitely my favorite game intro
fubargames: You *could* be going potty right now
LarrianLor: LEENA!
NavelWarfare: @chaostreader Ooooooh. I understand the bgc's from earlier now. Thanks all!
djalternative: Now, will Wheeler try to sell us on suicide for a 3rd time?
TheWriterAleph: FUCKING WALK THEN.
red_shoes_jeff: Me too!
hyaundredneer: Lena creeps me out. Her forcefullness, I mean. Kind of mean, no?
CaptainSpam: 1
mowdownjoe: 2 seems fun.
rscorundum: 2
rangerboy87: 1
x0den: 1? i guess is the funniest
dexdexderp: #1
Dog_of_Myth: 2
TamesLovesGames: 1
Tajessa: remember before 2020 when the toilet paper drone was a funny joke that no one would ever want?
Caffine1138: The DMV?
Zettabit_Fox: I'll take 2 please
ImaUniqueUsername: 1
Paladia_Gorom: 1
Twilight_Spark: The beacons are LICH
LinearGif: how much does lich cost
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 is odd, and therefore good
rscorundum: do 2
gamercat88: welcome to my only purgatory page
buddyjeebuz: 1
corefluxx: 2
rscorundum: we need 2
CaptainSpam: You sell people an alternative lifestyle, then.
01thorin01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 01thorin01! (Today's storm count: 75)
hyaundredneer: Liches invented purgatories?
The_Quiet_Alestain: A lich? Im in!
codatski: Ben! Don't assume I'm buying
red_shoes_jeff: Can I choose all three? Where's All Of The Above!?
shadowtalon910: wait, you mean to tell me that your intestines DONT explode on a regular basis?
TPRJones: "Do you ever find you have too many WINDOWS?"
fuzzy_died: 1 according to Reddit
Ignatiuspants: ooh! I'll take one lichery please
LinearGif: isn't a purgatory where romans go to throw up
alger_waterlow: can i get some lich stonks.
ChargingFerret: Wait, Wheeler sells Make-Your-Own-Phylactery Kits?
Pharmacistjudge: isn't that an alternative deathstyle?
JamesianJam subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JamesianJam! (Today's storm count: 76)
red_shoes_jeff: JackBox likes to piss off the AllFather, I see...
Scy_Anide: Everybody likes soft balls.
Mr_Dirty: I scream, you scream, we all scream for no clear reason! We are now all cats.
shadowtalon910: aaaaaaaaa
Zettabit_Fox: !findquote walk
LRRbot: Quote #3820: "It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store" —Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
agentsmithradio: I use my phylactery in the only way the Queen approves. To store the weed the Ontario government delivered to my house.
Tajessa: or Nelson's childre.
kireawolf: Meow
djalternative: I don't like soft balls, I like blase balls
kusinohki: miya?
SoaringDragon42: my cat stood at the bottom of the stairs at 3 am and screamed, so...yeah
Dragonality: !findquote ball
LRRbot: Quote #1408: "What is that? Why is it a tiny man made of armor shooting tennis balls and having a seizure?" —Alex [2014-01-17]
gnome_friend: Reminder: Instead of "Phylactery" which became used for liches as an anti-Semitic phrase, use "soul box" or something like that
KingOfDoma: Does anyone else get a weird sense of anxiety when someone doesn't hit Submit in time?
kusinohki: *squeak!*
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
chibi_bento: @kingofdoma yep!
agentsmithradio: @gnome_friend Good to know!
monakai: @gnome_friend oh really? Thank you for alerting me.
Zettabit_Fox: that's my secret, i have weird anxiety all the time
nuggetthehugget: wish audience got to do more in this one
BrindleBoar: three point perspective
Pharmacistjudge: this group looks pretty safe for work, i can listen to this in the pharmacy right? right?
serramarkov: Then flunge
sheer_falacy: living on a prayer
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge Wheeler is here
rscorundum: living on a prayer
Phosphatide: step 1: cry
shadowtalon910: Praying and practice mostly
SpookySpaghooti: @Pharmacistjudge Yes but you HAVE to mute on Beej and Ian's turns
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ben Wheeler) [now] How do I draw thing like it's real thing?
LRRbot: New quote #7180: "How do I draw thing like it's real thing?" —Ben Wheeler [2020-09-09]
Tajessa: @pharmacistjudge uhhhhhh
Going_Medium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Going_Medium! (Today's storm count: 77)
Ubiki: pro tip: things in the back look smaller than things in the front
HorusFive: 1- Draw an oval 2- Bisect the oval 3- Draw Batman holding the bisected oval
Ignatiuspants: you just have to pick a vanishing point and make things close to the vanishing point smaller
CAKHost: You first need to curse reality...
LordZarano: Ya git gud yo
hyaundredneer: When mornings give ya cold coffee these days, make it iced then just chug to the guy who keep complaining and threatening you about the lemons.
ImaUniqueUsername: @Pharmacistjudge that seems decidedly risky
djalternative: You draw a grid that matches your perspective and erase the grid later
codatski: @Pharmacistjudge Oh... Sure! Yeah!
bennguyen200: SERGE!!! benginFacepalm
fubargames: You should have listed that as a problem: How do I draw things?
KingOfDoma gifted a Tier 1 sub to chibi_bento! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, chibi_bento! (Today's storm count: 78)
sheer_falacy: make sure to present it yourself
nuggetthehugget: seabatCHOICE
codatski: @Pharmacistjudge You're the boss, so whatever?
shurtal: then steal your idea
sheer_falacy: this game is like 90% the presentation, and the default presenters are awful at it
Pharmacistjudge: shake your hand, then patent your invention before you
RandomTrivia: I hear KITTEH!
shadowtalon910: lol
mowdownjoe: MEOW
Zettabit_Fox: Meow!
gnome_friend: KITTY!
janjeiras: "Something that will make Thomas Jefferson rob your invention"
KingOfDoma: Note to self: gift more subs
Nigouki: KITTY!
Mr_Whyt: kitty kat!!
TheAinMAP: katesLoaf
Snowcookies: cat!
gnome_friend: @janjeiras Jefferson or Edison?
DoodlestheGreat: Biggest mistake most players make is not paying attention to the clock.
RandomTrivia: Aww, hi Mulder!
thraximore: <3 wheelerMuldcb
GatlingFish: wheelerMulderce wheelerMuldcb wheelerMulderce wheelerMuldcb
kusinohki: you foiled my nefarious plan!
shadowtalon910: Maooou
CaptainSpam: Pay attention to the clock. Respect the clock.
rscorundum: screw edison
CaptainSpam: Buy the clock coffee.
janjeiras: @gnome_friend Edison, My bad
gnome_friend: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
QuixoticZ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, QuixoticZ! (Today's storm count: 79)
Mr_Dirty: have we had a kitty stream where everyone just put the cats on stream?
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
aWabbajack: cohhMy_HF cohhMy lrrAWESOME cohhBeer
Atreides42: lrrWOW
34Witches: Wait, what just happened?
agentsmithradio: Beej is so red
HorusFive: Beej is not sorry. lrrBEEEJ_SG
shadowtalon910: beej is Soooooooo red lol
Tajessa: @pharmacistjudge MUTE WHEN BEEJ PRESENTS
drfox17: oh no
x0den: hey its ours
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
red_shoes_jeff: Hey!
GhostValv: :O
kaleidoscopemind: it us
InquisitorGaia: yay
rscorundum: boo
buddyjeebuz: WOO
SoaringDragon42: yay!
rangerboy87: Yay!!!
mowdownjoe: Here's ours!
corefluxx: is ours
sheer_falacy: chat prompt
underhill33: Oops
fastlane250: we did this
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
Phosphatide: chat prompt!
buddyjeebuz: It's our fault Chat
nuggetthehugget: this was ours!!!
Paladia_Gorom: Chat prompt
Despoiler98: lol
NightValien28: I want 10
TheWriterAleph: so just... a nose plug?
MegaDosX: I'd buy that for a dollar
Fanklok: Nose plugs alrad yxist
bennguyen200: Oh god.....
sheer_falacy: and... save it for later?
gnome_friend: I think those exist
secretbranch: nose...plugs...
rscorundum: gtg
Phosphatide: "just shove them right up there, and the problem is gone"
Loonatic93: Damn, Serge! That's really good!
hyaundredneer: What? I thought this was about allergies when I tuned in!
Mysticman89: "Just walk then"
GhostValv: :O
Atreides42: LUL
ravensbreed: they 100% exist already
MyBuddySuperfly: is Matt muted?
fastlane250: dammit serge
TheAinMAP: Oh Serge.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
ArrestedHouse: LuL
HorusFive: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
ChargingFerret: LUL
shadowtalon910: invest...INVESTINVESTINVEST
e_bloc: sweet summer child serge
SpookySpaghooti: A WHAT
gnome_friend: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
bl1ghtn1n6: SERGE
gamercat88: HONK!
mowdownjoe: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Despoiler98: HONK
DiscordianTokkan: hronk
SpookySpaghooti: HONK
TamesLovesGames: HONK
iris_of_ether: HONK
red_shoes_jeff: Yes. Yes they are, Whiskers...
Officinalis: HONK
Atreides42: lrrHORN
Fattness132: LUL
Ukon_Cairns: snebzoCult snebzoCult snebzoCult
DoodlestheGreat: HONK
BTC1220: HJONK
TheAinMAP: HahaGoose HahaGoose
Shadowsoflife: queuet1Goose honk
buddyjeebuz: HONK
Tajessa: HONK
Anstu: HONK
KingOfDoma: It is a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose. ... and another goose... and another...
kusinohki: not a flock of bumblebee sized ducks?
Despoiler98: GUN
e_bloc: HONK
MyBuddySuperfly: OMG
elah806: I don't think gesse are capable of being secretive, immersion ruined
x0den: why is the honk command 'y'?
Pharmacistjudge: untitled goose game shows us geese are jerks
Dragonality: "Just shoot them"
Fattness132: HAHA
secretbranch: hey baby wanna see my goose blaster
FacelessManAboutTown: feenHonk feenHonk
xythrogar: looks like a bolter
Dmc3628: can i retrofit this for NOT geese TOO?
MegaDosX: Wow!
ArrestedHouse: LuL
gamercat88: Goose Blast'em
Sheikun07: Glorious
Tajessa: an airhorn that HONKS
TheWriterAleph: CHOOT UM
wtrob: LUL
TamesLovesGames: LUL
e_bloc: lrrWOW
agentsmithradio: Thought the Emu wars were crazy? You ain't ready for the goose wars!
hyaundredneer: Geese are aliens too?
Snowcookies: wow
shadowtalon910: Honk
A_Dub888: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Zebunisher: shut up and take my money!
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Phosphatide: begone, yee
monakai: Honk! Ho-[blam!]
Ukon_Cairns: snebzoCult snebzoCult snebzoCult snebzoCult
mowdownjoe: Suddenly, gun meta. 😑
The_ChartreuseKnight: lrrCHKN < Goose
rogerivany: That's getting funded.
nuggetthehugget: Honk
red_shoes_jeff: I can relate.
janjeiras: wtf
34Witches: A *cosmical* stand-your-ground law
rangerboy87: relatable
Uzumaki15: Ew
rogerivany: LLLed even
NimrodXIV: *cam eating mayo gif*
DoodlestheGreat: MAYO ON FRIES?
TamesLovesGames: DansGame
the_hacker_414720: o_o
the_hacker_414720: What
hyaundredneer: uhhhh
the_hacker_414720: XD
Sheikun07: *oh no*
Tajessa: uhhhhhhhh
SoaringDragon42: XD
aWabbajack: samuseFresh
shadowtalon910: uhhhh
ChargingFerret: umm WHAT?
the_hacker_414720: Are you frying yourself
TheWriterAleph: lrrJUDGE
Tajessa: Wheeler
secretbranch: hey at least we aren't liching ourselves this time
aWabbajack: Leidenfrost effect?
djalternative: so it's death again
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler's always involve suicide
Raincoast_Bear: lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN
rangerboy87: oh this is getting weird...and kinky??
CataclysmicReverb: HOW'D IT GET BURNED
fastlane250: You might NOT get burned!
Prince__Phantom: this is a very specific fetish
Zettabit_Fox: gross
the_hacker_414720: XD
sheer_falacy: why do I want to be delicious?
agentsmithradio: \WOW
shadowtalon910: i have Aditional questions
Pteraspidomorphi: uhhh
TheAinMAP: France is a language.
Phosphatide: LUL
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW
hyaundredneer: Cat be like: OMGENPLSNO?
RandomTrivia: Absolutely incredible
DoodlestheGreat: NO! YOU DO NOT PUT FRIES IN MAYO!
GatlingFish: Finally a product for me
eric_christian_berg: Broke Serege
BTC1220: lrrWOW
Fanklok: France is an official language
the_hacker_414720: XD DELICIOUS
TamesLovesGames: fund this man
Pharmacistjudge: lowering volume
Tajessa: MUTE
djalternative: wheeler sells suicide for a 3rd time
Phosphatide: oh good
TheWriterAleph: oui oui?
mowdownjoe: WEE WEE
Lord_ZYRK: Ah good, Beej is presenting lrrBEEJ
monakai: Oui oui
DiscordianTokkan: Wheeeeee
DiscordianTokkan: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
the_hacker_414720: WEE WEE BONJURE
buddyjeebuz: oui oui
TheWriterAleph: hon hon
Pteraspidomorphi: Beej is a genius in France
benjamin_wheeler: @djalternative that's not a good joke to continue making, and you should probably stop
Fattness132: LUL
coachNelly: this is my prompt and it comes from an actual angry neighbour
Tantar: what
monakai: TOS
secretbranch: TOS
Despoiler98: TOS
the_hacker_414720: What the fuck
Raincoast_Bear: Good thing they dont speak French much in Victoria. Oui Oui!
Kyir: BEEJ
rangerboy87: TOS
ArrestedHouse: LuL
MegaDosX: Oh my god
flatluigi: BEEJ.
sheer_falacy: totally safe for work?
the_hacker_414720: o_o
Tajessa: NO
Fattness132: hobbTos
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is that a vuvuzela?
pktt: TOS
D00kqc: TOS
aWabbajack: cohhTOS
Lord_ZYRK: Don't like any part of that
Creature_Comforts: !tos
underhill33: Oh Lord
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness no Beej why
rogerivany: Oh god
mowdownjoe: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
buddyjeebuz: LUL
Bladinus: TOS
Snowcookies: plz no
FrozenNitrogen: TOS
Twilight_Spark: stripSweat
hyaundredneer: But which bewitch?
the_hacker_414720: NO
MegaDosX: IS THAT A RECORDER
NightValien28: OMFG
Lord_ZYRK: Not while I'm eating potato salad no thank you
NonUniqueGuy: I need an adult
SpookySpaghooti: COCK SUPPRESSOR
AnOddSmith: change the pitch, of your piss
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be weak to fire and heat based objects
damn_i_am_pretty: Gah!
Mysticman89: is that a meat flute
elah806: IT'S A DICK RECORDER
Phosphatide: jesus christ
e_bloc: ah a slide pissle
buddyjeebuz: Is that basically a funnel?
someusername5: its like a flute
RandomTrivia: !adult
DiscordianTokkan: Who gave Beej the colour Yellow?
vmob: i've arrived late but clearly at a good time
DAC169: ToS guys...
gamercat88: hot cross buns
gsumbreon: @MegaDosX MY HEART WILL GO ON
sheer_falacy: very nice
ArrestedHouse: BEEJ
drfox17: oh no
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
Pharmacistjudge: how did Ian know?
secretbranch: i love how it went to the person with the yellow paint
TamesLovesGames: I am wildly uncomfortable
NightValien28: omg eating during this was a mistake
fastlane250: lrrBEEJ
agentsmithradio: I'M UPSET
Paladia_Gorom: Holy moly
Chantzzzzz: slide pistle
RandomTrivia: Someone has to pun in the absence of Graham
MegaDosX: Holy shit Beej
hyaundredneer: Still don't know witch Beej.
xantos69: Beej....I am so angry with you. So angry.
Cool_Jean_Aunt: are we experiencing "BEEJ" yet?
bennguyen200: BEEEEEJJJJJ NOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT
shadowtalon910: make Baroooooooo
NightValien28: I need to lie down now
drfox17: being @NightValien28 is suffering!
DoodlestheGreat: Admiral Bahroo is my favorite streamer.
red_shoes_jeff: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
buddyjeebuz: DAT ASS
the_hacker_414720: DAT ASS
DiscordianTokkan: Same
mowdownjoe: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Shadowsoflife: benginButt benginButt benginButt
TamesLovesGames: benginButt
bennguyen200: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
agentsmithradio: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Anstu: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
the_hacker_414720: XD
Mr_Whyt: dat ass
the_hacker_414720: DONKR
Phosphatide: oh that ass
DiscordianTokkan: Donkr!
chimpfunkz: Got some WET ASS PROBLEMS
azkovo: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
wynternyghtynggale: simsieThicc
Officinalis: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Paladia_Gorom: benginButt benginButt benginButt
hyaundredneer: Duh Donk'rrr.
janjeiras: Yes
mariomario42: that's GOOD
onethousandneedles: omfg
drfox17: oooh myyyyy
ArrestedHouse: good Jebaited
Tajessa: YESSSSSSS
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
the_hacker_414720: XD What
underhill33: Perfect
TheNerdWonder: I saw it coming and I'm so happy
secretbranch: CLASSIC
rangerboy87: Well played sir!!
MegaDosX: NELSON WITH THE WORDPLAY
A_Dub888: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
TwitchTVsFrank: a+
nuggetthehugget: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Spacepup: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
rasterscan: Wow
Alas_Babylon: holy crap, that's god
ChargingFerret: so good Jebaited
monakai: A+
CaptainSpam applauds
Fattness132: Incredible
Raincoast_Bear: Why would you want to ,,, oh Donkeys
TamesLovesGames: LUL
Snowcookies: that twist
Phosphatide: put a bangin' donk on it
rogerivany: lol.
BTC1220: nelly you genius
Styxseus: NICE
Uzumaki15: Was not dissapointed XD
gamercat88: sign me up
Prince__Phantom: the bait and switch
100abrahamlincolns: This is what I need in my life
puppyjpg: cbcButt cbcButt cbcButt
rogerivany: So good.
egonomogo: if a little melancholy......
RandomTrivia: Give this man several awards
kusinohki: that's a thicc ass
Pteraspidomorphi: I've never seen a melancholy donkey
iris_of_ether: benginButt benginButt benginButt
bl1ghtn1n6: well played, Nelson, well played
the_hacker_414720: o_o Jebaited
NightValien28: make that one for goats and goatprince will love it
Mr_Whyt: tap that ass
Tajessa: I do in fact want this app
ritchards: Clap... Clap... Clap...
xantos69: Yep, gonna swipe that ass.
shadowtalon910: ummmm... no?
djalternative slow claps
the_hacker_414720: O_o
Luxatos: That's a badonkey donk.
TheWriterAleph: hrrrm colonel...
Dog_of_Myth: Well Played @coachNelly
chimpfunkz: new farm who dis
Catastrophil: That's a good slogan
MegaDosX: Nelson's is the cleverest so far
RandomTrivia: Beej NO!
Zettabit_Fox: all of the pets
coelopteryx: i mean, probably
coachNelly: deep bow
Phosphatide: ian pls
mowdownjoe: Kitty!
AranMathai: Nelson's suggested a sugar-donkey app.
Radyin: I think the answer is 3.
Despoiler98: ian yes
Paladia_Gorom: Good stuff nelly
monakai: Answer none
shadowtalon910: pspspspspspspspspsps
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, the nerd jokes
the_hacker_414720: XD
red_shoes_jeff: I know this one. You knock out the stranger, and take the cat home.
SwankyFlea: And of course its sister app, badonkr
offbeatwitch: thank you for this ian
iSmartMan1: pspspsps
codatski: Why do I feel like Ian is trying to sell me Snakeoil?
Ignatiuspants: I believe badonkadonk is an onomatopoeia
Zettabit_Fox: Meow!
asthanius: -.-
Despoiler98: YES
sheer_falacy: I need that for my own cat
SursaiKosecksi: psi
Phosphatide: wow that's a face
100abrahamlincolns: I googled horse finding app and apparently "Whickr" is already a thing I shit you not
Tajessa: @codatski because you are paying attention
buddyjeebuz: PET. THAT. CAT.
the_hacker_414720: Give me one
aWittyUsername: Pet! That! Cat!
Pteraspidomorphi: Uhhhh
underhill33: NO
Despoiler98: OMG IAN
Catastrophil: Wut
asthanius: what
Paladia_Gorom: Beautiful cat face
shadowtalon910: its a pspspspspspsi gauge
hyaundredneer: do you mean "The Cat-i-brator"?
GrassVortex: wow
Twilight_Spark: OH NO
TheWriterAleph: wOOF.
offbeatwitch: HAH
the_hacker_414720: NO
Raincoast_Bear: Thank cat? no thanks
A_Dub888: HORNER
raven534: I *am* non-berry!
HorusFive: Got there Ian
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm so happy. Ian you wonderful person
FacelessManAboutTown: WHY?
the_hacker_414720: :(
coachNelly: i feel called out
red_shoes_jeff: S A M E !
sheer_falacy: oh you need a scream room
mowdownjoe: Ian... wow. That math punchline.
Prince__Phantom: relatable
Despoiler98: MOOD
HorusFive: Sorry, I'll try to keep it down....
Zettabit_Fox: stop eating people :P
Rytel: HARD MOOD
Raincoast_Bear: Do you live with Beej?
Lord_ZYRK: I also have trouble eating lunch while I'm screaming and weeping
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the_hacker_414720: XD OMG
Prince__Phantom: I feel called out. this is just my break room
NimrodXIV: They
hyaundredneer: The last cat I saw that kind of looked like that said to it's audience: "LOOK AWAY."
Alas_Babylon: T H E Y .
HatsWearCats: Children of the Corn
HorusFive: What did you do with THEM?
x0den: the screaming and weeping is usually from me
Fattness132: LUL
hyaundredneer: Rent a kid?
egonomogo: aaaaaaaahahahahaha
Atreides42: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: AHBAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
CaptainSpam: Golems? Oh, right, kids.
shadowtalon910: not THEY!
gnome_friend: NO
puppyjpg: LUL
the_hacker_414720: XD Screw the kids
rangerboy87: If your lunch is screaming and weeping, cook it longer
Arclight_Dynamo: Why is one of them a Stooge?
mowdownjoe: Matt no
gamercat88: yeet them
Phosphatide: ah solid
egonomogo: YEET
Haroldholmes25: DON'T screw the kids
HatsWearCats: This is how Hansel and Gretel started
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh
the_hacker_414720: MAN C
VintageSpiffy: You've made them, you can UN-make them.
Pteraspidomorphi: Good name
sheer_falacy: ask your child about e-MANC ipation
Kyir: I thought this was just going to be "school"
sonic_danno: push them right off that sea cliff
the_hacker_414720: XD
asthanius: !subscribe Gators
offbeatwitch: oh same
gnome_friend: !findquote alligator
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
secretbranch: FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
egonomogo: listen i am not a kid and i LOVE fat fuck friday
Twilight_Spark: Go Gators tho!
offbeatwitch: gators daily represent
DAC169: it's a bowl cut because of barbers being closed? aipThink
egonomogo: flat* fuck lmao
Raincoast_Bear: What boot covers?
lithuasil: !subscribe GatorFacts
BTC1220: unsubscribe gatorfacts
rogerivany: Knock off Crocs?
red_shoes_jeff: Yes! I need gator-aid!
100abrahamlincolns: Gotta keep up with all the hot gators
HatsWearCats: Reptiles on the Street, with Ali Gator
offbeatwitch: thank you @GatorsDaily
Kyir: It's the gator aid
100abrahamlincolns: Haters off my gators
the_hacker_414720: XD gators and politics
prince_infidel: !quote gators
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dwinick: Gator Aid , well played
SwankyFlea: Gator Daily
NarishmaReborn: i mean there is a gators daily twitter feed that is pretty leftist
the_hacker_414720: !quote magic
egonomogo: fancy gator
fubargames: You have been subscribed to GatorFacts!
secretbranch: TikCrok
Dmc3628: look at these drift compatible apps
egonomogo: fancy fuck friday
underhill33: v cute
MegaDosX: Kathleen and Nelson both on that social media kick
Mysticman89: GATR
DiscordianTokkan: They so fancy!
prince_infidel: !quote gator
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. An Insta-Gator. Kappa
monakai: Love the drawing
Raincoast_Bear: Instagator
Prince__Phantom: that's just cute
ImaUniqueUsername: it was real unfortunate what happened during GatorGate
ChargingFerret: LUL
agentsmithradio: WHY DOES THE GATOR HAVE EYELASHES
rangerboy87: So do we have an app for donkeys and gators!!!
RandomTrivia: This got out of hand
sheer_falacy: ask about gator aid today!
Paladia_Gorom: Great drawing!!!
shadowtalon910: Reeeee!
buddyjeebuz: GATR
NimrodXIV: Tonight at 10: are your kids dressing as gators?
GreayStone: gatherbox
coelopteryx: honestly this drawing of a gator could make a sweet t-shirt or something
coelopteryx: alas, this is not tee k.o.
Twilight_Spark: LOL
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Zettabit_Fox: so, scalies
egonomogo: SCALIES FOR UNION WAGIES
MegaDosX: Holy shit, Kathleen
Raincoast_Bear: Called it
buddyjeebuz: LUL
Atreides42: LUL
TheWriterAleph: there it is lrrWOW
Phosphatide: hah
Pteraspidomorphi: Good job people who called it
Terradana: oh i thought itd be Tic-Croc
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god a scalies reference
ChargingFerret: LUL
HatsWearCats: Gaytors*
Snowcookies: great
RandomTrivia: Amazing
coelopteryx: insta-gators!!!
actionjb: It feels like Kathleen is descending into madness with this joke
LarrianLor: Holy moly Kathleen
Dmc3628: how do even choose
KingOfDoma: I thought because she mentioned LGBT+ stuff, it'd be AllyGatr
coelopteryx: vote lizard vote insta-gators
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
agentsmithradio: @actionjb Vote Lizard! Vote Kathleen!
LarrianLor: That was a long walk to a short joke
100abrahamlincolns: Didn't know Kathleen was a fellow gator raider
offbeatwitch: fake gator girls, urgh
ourladyoflilacs: InstaGators all the way
egonomogo: i HATE it
asthanius: I respect Slide Pissle, but I cannot endorse it in good conscience.
DAC169: ToS again...
mowdownjoe: TOS
MegaDosX: That's the definition of a cursed image
Phosphatide: what's up gators
DoodlestheGreat: Voted Slide Pissle.
NightValien28: I hate it I love it
LarrianLor: Stop gatorkeeping
RandomTrivia: Got to pick Nelly here but it's such a good selection
Lord_Hosk: was that was gatorgate was all about?
Cepsys: gator girls > croc jocks
codatski: Oh right beej made a mistake today
mowdownjoe: IAN NO
DiscordianTokkan: IAN
sheer_falacy: that should be a quote
AdamYMHMI: personally i hate the constant guitar music that comes with the gator app craze...
evan_333333: Nelly's was the best
NightValien28: BEEJ
100abrahamlincolns: Hmmm... donkeys or gators
egonomogo: beej no.....
Namboto: Lizards, Gators, Birds, Tapirs
CaptainSpam: Goin' Frontalot there.
leebenningfield: Front Front
TiagoToledo: YES
buddyjeebuz: yoyoyo
Dwinick: Is there a fan convention?
Snowcookies: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
CaptainSpam: Getting back to the Front!
sheer_falacy: !adult
codatski: Nevermind, Beej made TWO mistakes today
thephyrexianeggroll: That's justifiable, Adam
misteline: matt's fan game is excellent
egonomogo: i really like the donkey artwork too
CaptainSpam: You can buy these on mugs!
egonomogo: swipe for ass
ImaUniqueUsername: they use beej's device to send secret messages based on whether its an ascending or descending tone
DJManaT: I just got here and am trying to figure out what the prompt is
thephyrexianeggroll: BEEJ
Raincoast_Bear: Do we need a kickstarter to get Beej and Matt electric fans?
mowdownjoe: BEEJ NO
thehokeypokey: I only voted for Beej because of Ian's whistle
agentsmithradio: TIL: Beej is a Scalie.
Cool_Jean_Aunt: YES BEEJ
DoodlestheGreat: DJ Elanor in da house!
KingOfDoma: the breeders won
Zettabit_Fox: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
codatski: THREE strikes you're out Beej!
egonomogo: absolutely not @Raincoast_Bear
LarrianLor: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
egonomogo: those fans are a look.
thephyrexianeggroll: Beej do you need some flaccitol?
BEENOBA: instant-GATE-rs
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asthanius: Why
asthanius: Why tho
Snowcookies: ppl like apps
Despoiler98: your not wrong serge
red_shoes_jeff: Every one of you voted wrong.
DJManaT: OH, they were different prompts- I thought it was the last round
shadowtalon910 *slide pissle noises
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aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME cohhMVP
wynternyghtynggale: beatemLoganheart
DoodlestheGreat: The French Fry got no money because MAYO AND FRENCH FRIES IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!
Pteraspidomorphi: What was the right vote, red_shoes_jeff?
bl1ghtn1n6: that feels like a quote
SnackPak_: Well versed in BS
Cool_Jean_Aunt: just think of the new sound samples Kappa
Dmc3628: such a quotable thing Nelly
LinearGif: spearmint
MegaDosX: What if the card is near your chewing gum?
CataclysmicReverb: Nier Autominta
wynternyghtynggale: its a breath mint
Naarius: It's Distant Cinnamon at best
Twilight_Spark: Near mint is how I would describe my sex life.
MegaDosX: DAMNIT IAN
secretbranch: n e a r m i n t
gnome_friend: !findquote mint
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BEENOBA: near shit
ImaUniqueUsername: place in next to some altoids
lithuasil: Near mint, only sat on twice
RandomTrivia: Matt with the sneaky pun in there
Dmc3628: MOOD
LarrianLor: New "Sir": "Sir! That's not near mint!"
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a pretty great one
BEENOBA: near mitt
FacelessManAboutTown: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
Dmc3628: pretty good rando draw tbf
bl1ghtn1n6: What the hell, Nelly, I'm right here
monakai: It's a good prompt.
GhostValv: > I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Zettabit_Fox: i feel called out
bl1ghtn1n6: I feel so called out
red_shoes_jeff: @Pteraspidomorphi The Goose Gun, clearly.
BEENOBA: nearm it
ImaUniqueUsername: !gooseadvice
kalira77: legitimate question -- do they tend to not have A/C in lower Canada?
Pteraspidomorphi: red_shoes_jeff: But that's what I voted for!
tehfewl: inb4 every answer is alcohol
Cepsys: ah yes, parties. those were good
sheer_falacy: oh that pop up was good advice for playing the pisstle
F3arl: The silence is my favorite part
SnackPak_: I should get a desk chair for my cat
Arclight_Dynamo: @kalira77 They tend not to have AC in Victoria. "Lower Canada" refers to Quebec, though.
rangerboy87: parties? What are those?
Zettabit_Fox: alcohol is usually my answer
Dwinick: The wrong way to cheat is to get caught >..>
lithuasil: Calling it now, someones gonna want to deploy the slide pissle to make the party go away
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Call George.
BEENOBA: they were speaking about their knees "knee r mint"
Alephred: Canada's population is largely horizontal, without a real upper or lower.
red_shoes_jeff: @Pteraspidomorphi It's just you and me. You and me, against the GEESE...
kalira77: @Arclight_Dynamo does it? didn't know, lol
FacelessManAboutTown: How does one clean a pisstle?
PTElder: A/C was uncommon in construction in the Pacific Northwest until the 80/90s
codatski: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
wynternyghtynggale: @kalira77 another of people up north or in other countries only have heaters and not A/C
wynternyghtynggale: alot*
Nefarious_Ned: Didn't it snow in Denver?
InquisitorGaia: it snowed in colorado yesterday
Snowcookies: Never admit mistakes sounds like a lrrbot advice
Vanbael: quite the opposite in the midwest us
LinearGif: how much is a million degrees in Fahrenheit though
agentsmithradio: @Alephred You know, if you forget Upper and Lower Canada still being things.
ImaUniqueUsername: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
gnome_friend: James is the father?
DoodlestheGreat: Blame James.
gnome_friend: #blameJames
Nigouki: I'm so happy that Toronto's MONTHS of heat are finally over, it's been two days of ~16°C and it's HEAVENLY
gnome_friend: James is the Father of Invention apparently
overlordstowell: Everything south of Victoria is on fire
TheWanderingNomad: It is very Blade Runner outside today
SoaringDragon42: yeah, CO went from 90 to 30 in less than 24 hours.
Alephred: Bah, we haven't used Upper and Lower Canada since 1860. :D
Raincoast_Bear: A bit smokey here in MetroVan.
DarkNacht: !findquote submit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Nigouki Word. Been getting the same stuff in Ottawa.
LinearGif: Which Pharaoh was it that united upper and lower Canada?
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bennguyen200: well this is exciting I guess lrrSLOTH
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agentsmithradio: !findquote canada
LRRbot: Quote #4743: "There's nothing in Canada" —Cam [2018-03-06]
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @LinearGif
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
Dwinick: @Nigouki yah but I do wish we had a bit more low 20s for the garden aspect of things
Prince__Phantom: it's actually been getting colder here in NC
DiscordianTokkan: Beej Groovin
BEENOBA: @LinearGif Nicol Bolas
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
Nefarious_Ned: have i missed the trivia murder party?
rogerivany: PharoahBender27 @LinearGif
Nefarious_Ned: and if so, did chat win?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Alephred I mean, the Ontario bar association is called the Law Society of Upper Canada, still.
thephyrexianeggroll: I'm in Georgia. It's never not hot here
Juliamon: Nefarious_Ned Kathleen won!
hd_dabnado: its freezing over here
TheMagicalSazerac: It was about 30 or so C 2 nights ago. And then it snowed yesterday where I am.
CaptainSpam: The temperature's dropped here, too, but there's still a lotta smoke out there...
BEENOBA: @Prince__Phantom yeah it was so nice out today
HorusFive: I just thought Matt and Beej were the only ones with any GODDAM CLASS!
F3arl: The dinner of champions
Twilight_Spark: BEEJ!
gnome_friend: You had the FRENCH FRY?
Nigouki: Dwinick yeah a decent summer would have been nice but apparently that's not a thing anymore :(
PharaohBender27: It was ashy in Portland, OR a couple of days ago, and right now the Air Quality Index says it's moderate and improving, but the light outside . . . feels off
kinetikparametr: Its only 12 Degrees here in Illinois X_X
Prince__Phantom: smooth beej
VintageSpiffy: That's why we bought a toaster oven. Florida summers were too hot to run the regular oven.
wynternyghtynggale: -Laughs in southerner-
elah806: I have an indoor compost that might actually contribute to the ambient warmth in my apartment
iSmartMan1: @nefarious_ned yeah, they did it first
Ritaspirithntr: I wish i could open my window, but there’s still lingering smoke outside :(
DiscordianTokkan: Beej groovin' like Akane in the Ranma 1/2 outro
Nefarious_Ned: @Juliamon Ah, the trivia queen? Empress?
coelopteryx: gesundheit
Dwinick: @Nigouki True True, although I do like not having to have the AC on haha
SpookySpaghooti: Achtung
rogerivany: Why would I throw a party?
Snowcookies: oh my
ritchards: simple, and I like it!
secretbranch: ah, the shia labeouf approach
frozenphoenix7: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
StephenJM81: set your house on fire
sheer_falacy: it's a masquerade party!
MegaDosX: Good start, good start
HorusFive: If you can't see them, they can't see you....
LinearGif: I'm always throwing parties, but I never throw them far enough
Snowcookies: My stores don't give paper bags
monakai: The ostrich technique
agentsmithradio: Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, would help you with, your anciety?
elah806: The Nonrigid Snake
TristalMTG: Google says it's 73 degrees in Victoria right now? Am I crazy?
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: Fund this man
rangerboy87: Pandemic friendly
Dmc3628: BOLD words
SwankyFlea: Beej has recreated the masquerade
LarrianLor: What is Beej doing? :D
Pharmacistjudge: paper bags are not sufficient masks
BEENOBA: Plastic Bag ritual sacrifice
aWabbajack: cohhBlind
SpookySpaghooti: @SwankyFlea oh my god im crying, youre right
KeirenH: drugs?
egonomogo: wario?????
codatski: @Pharmacistjudge Over the mask then?
MegaDosX: That is the personification of cocaine
KeirenH: nope, that's definitely worse
Dmc3628: so Pennywise?
Dwinick: Glowing clown penis sword?
SpookySpaghooti: Im so mad that Ben missed the chance to write COMBAT CLOWN
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerClown
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerClown
NightValien28: clown fight clown fight
rangerboy87: Soooo...pennywise
agentsmithradio: I could see using this bag: lrrSACK
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerClown wheelerClown
egonomogo: oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
MegaDosX: WHEELER
Fattness132: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: That tagline!
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Diabore: nicwe
Prince__Phantom: LUL LUL LUL
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
rogerivany: Good catchphrase.
monakai: Those sweet benzo references
Pharmacistjudge: Ativan....what dose? pharma2Vial
RandomTrivia: Fantastic
Lord_ZYRK: Ultra Instinct Bozo :O
Nefarious_Ned: That isn't even its final form!!!
mowdownjoe: benginYe benginYe benginYe
AllTheWeasels: wheelerClown
Pharmacistjudge: I'm at the pharmacy
agentsmithradio: Vageta, what does your scouted say about his power level?
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge Lorazepam
StreetRach: Ativan is for ADHD though, yeah?
buddyjeebuz: Comrades?
Raincoast_Bear: Comrades?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: @StreetRach or anxiety
LinearGif: lying betwixt what now
ptay313: i thought Ian's camera was frozen there for a second lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Woah-oh Black Betty! Lorazepam!
coelopteryx: those that lie betwixt, the comraysayers
benjamin_wheeler: @StreetRach primarily anxiety
benjamin_wheeler: & depression
HorusFive: Eat the Rich!
Blasteg: wat
Kyir: Really playing to the crowd now
Styxseus: :D
egonomogo: wait
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Raincoast_Bear: Friend Computer I have idenfied a Communist
MadWolf1290: le miz? LYL
egonomogo: those kids??????
Diabore: hes back!
Prince__Phantom: their back!
GrassVortex: LUL
the_mirari: THIS IS GENIUS
e_bloc: oh good they're back
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dmc3628: continuity callback
LinearGif: is that gavroche
iSmartMan1: THE RETURN OF THE BOWL CUT
bennguyen200: a protest?
elah806: "socialist anxiety" sounds like a euphemism for leftist infighting
coelopteryx: i'm in
RandomTrivia: The Stooge returns!
Cepsys: yes, yes yes
iris_of_ether: Oh the long play
monakai: Isn't socialist anxiety what conservatives have?
BEENOBA: worry about riot cops instead of social cues!
DoodlestheGreat: I already have that, Matty.
Coolgyman: I already have that, I want a refund!
LarrianLor: HAHAAHAHAHAHA
mowdownjoe: crapshot-eattherich.gif
gamercat88: WOLVERINES! it started with those kids
Arclight_Dynamo: That Stooge is actually a Groucho Marxist!
xythrogar: glad my kids got into a union
kalira77: "Why have social anxiety when you could have socialist anxiety?" #quotable
Phosphatide: my [28m] children [11f] [12m] have unionized
red_shoes_jeff: Isn't Socialist Anxiety just called Siberia?
MegaDosX: Into space?
Dog_of_Myth: @Arclight_Dynamo LUL
LarrianLor: Matt drawing the same kids is a comedy masterstroke
Despoiler98: YES JETPACK
buddyjeebuz: Jetpacks always win
LinearGif: my donkey has escaped out the ceiling
ChargingFerret: Yes, Jetpack
Blasteg: my planet needs me
RandomTrivia: Sold.
SursaiKosecksi: SOLD
Zettabit_Fox: until we're alone with them in the void of sp[ace
DoodlestheGreat: The winner so far.
gnome_friend: Wait, it you're alone with your thoughts, you DO need to listen to them
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
MegaDosX: I'll buy ten
SpookySpaghooti: Beej sandbagged
rangerboy87: jetpacks make everything better
FacelessManAboutTown: Adam, you're invention's gonna be the one that saves me
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ FAM
Raincoast_Bear: Just don't invite your social anxiety.
FacelessManAboutTown: your*
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerPig wheelerMulderce wheelerMor
HorusFive: lrrBEEEJ_SG nopuniBessie
Despoiler98: what
bennguyen200: I'll take a paper bag and a rocket excuse. How much?
asthanius: This feels...very real.
sheer_falacy: this will end badly for your hands and skin and favorite body parts
ForOhForError: uhhhh
quietcat: sold
Lord_ZYRK: Cat canoe adventures PogChamp
Pteraspidomorphi: hmm
agentsmithradio: Beej might be my sister
Dwinick: That's a mood
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Chomp
Zettabit_Fox: you're doing what with my cat in there?
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Phosphatide: ian pls
Ritaspirithntr: What are they doing in that canoe?
kalira77: @sheer_falacy no water involved, just bathtub sittin'
MegaDosX: Oh boy
coelopteryx: bathtubs are a den of safety except when they're not
Dwinick: Pocket Freud?
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
SpookySpaghooti: Ian and a German accent, name a better duo
rangerboy87: so does his accent apparently
buddyjeebuz: I love all of Ian's voices
KingOfDoma: That was, like, four accents in a row
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
Despoiler98: OMG
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrIAN lrrHEART
Despoiler98: OMG WHAT
HorusFive: WAT
gsumbreon: wut
TheWriterAleph: WWBBD?
coelopteryx: the who
underhill33: What the actual hell
happysteve27: lol
egonomogo: what would brian bongtano do?
Prince__Phantom: this is the deepest cut
coelopteryx: oh, i see
MyBuddySuperfly: !adult
DAC169: I miss having a bathtub now. thanks guys aipThink
gamercat88: seabatApp
EmpressTila: What would Brian Boitano Smoke?
Nefarious_Ned: But...wait...but what would brian boitano do?
DAC169: aipCry
RandomTrivia: The most absurd reference
HorusFive: Did Ian get me high?
MegaDosX: Ian, we get it, you vape!
TamesLovesGames: LUL
monakai: What would Brian Bongtano do?
DoodlestheGreat: Um.... I'm into it.
Cepsys: customer satisfaction guaranteed
gsumbreon: aqua teen hunger bong?
buddyjeebuz: WWBBD
irish_ferret_: a bong golem?
elah806: My favorite Ian & Beej gags are the ones where they make each other utterly helpless while everyone else is baffled
bennguyen200: This is essentially drugs for your social anxiety
sheer_falacy: I don't think my state gets to decide if I'm over 18
SnackPak_: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
bjorlamn: What an incredible reference
Lord_Hosk: What would brian bongtano do? He would get you HIIIIIIIIGH
Gekyouryuu: My invention/solution would be "don't throw a partyy"
Despoiler98: damn ian
agentsmithradio: !findquote upset
LRRbot: Quote #6614: "Mike Holmes would be so upset with all of you!" —Bengineering [2019-12-11]
GreayStone: legal in Canada! ;)
Nefarious_Ned: I mean, that's life. Upsetting and beautiful.
CaptainSpam: Wait, I need to check state laws to see if I'm over 18?
coachNelly: @Nefarious_Ned i feel seen
egonomogo: lmao this is making me anxious
DoodlestheGreat: Legal in California, too.
BEENOBA: I'm 29 in New hampshire
Despoiler98: LOL
Twilight_Spark: TPS
HorusFive: Those are just post-its
Despoiler98: We need this
gnome_friend: WHAT?
RealGamerCow: Beej didn't forget, he knew you could see him back there
Snowcookies: I'll take it
PharaohBender27: MOOD
RandomTrivia: So... an aerodynamic spoiler?
ylegm: I need this
asthanius: WHAT
Despoiler98: GIVE US THIS
fastlane250: you invented virtual post-its
egonomogo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sing_o_muse: it's a virus?
AllTheWeasels: Is Kathleen just selling us a worm?
asthanius: WHY IS THE FIRST THING EVIDENCE OF AN AFFAIR
MegaDosX: This whole game has been hallucinatory
monakai: 1 of those things was not like the other
Dmc3628: nukerad bug from deus ex
elah806: I could use this for whenever I grab a glass of wine for grad school lectures
SpookySpaghooti: Kathleen wins
egonomogo: holy shit
Despoiler98: holy shit we NEED THIS
TotallyNotaBeholder: But we want to see the dogs
Raincoast_Bear: Why does Ian have a diaper?
rangerboy87: Zoom needs this....too many stories of ppl doing stuff while on camera
RandomTrivia: Kathleen wins by surviving the presentation
PTElder: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses for Zoom?
sing_o_muse: is it drugs?
Ritaspirithntr: Good job lrrKATHLEEN !
Dwinick: Serge always tries so hard~
InquisitorGaia: sounds like sad
Juliamon: A Me-Party!
elah806: Back on my beat!
sovietbear1919: Back on my beat!
BEENOBA: lrrARROW_TK
CaptainSpam: A party for one describes my life. :(
coachNelly: is serge about to recommend i drink alone?
DiscordianTokkan: A CUDE party
LinearGif: it's like there's a party in my house and nobody's invited
coachNelly: too real
SpookySpaghooti: @coachNelly Yes
fastlane250: What if I'm the source of my anxiety? I don't wanna party with me!
coelopteryx: self-care party
lithuasil: that pitch definitely sounded like Serge was gonna sell me smack
Fanklok: Serge this already a thing
elah806: sovietbear1919 DRIFT COMPATIBLE
SpookySpaghooti: Yay Serge
Zettabit_Fox: so every evening with me and a bottle of alcohol. business as usual
egonomogo: highly reasonable
Despoiler98: MOOD
HorusFive: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
Pharmacistjudge: serge is just too real
Raincoast_Bear: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrKATHLEEN FortOne
Cool_Jean_Aunt: serge has invented the siesta
PharaohBender27 sips
Dwinick: looooooooool
Ubiki: i would tell me im not partying like a rock star
DiscordianTokkan: lol
djalternative: Serge is just trying to stop James from pointing out he isn't partying like a rock star
GreayStone: Brian Bongtano 4 the win
iSmartMan1: Speak for yourself, Wheeler!
secretbranch: most of these just elevate anxiety
Pteraspidomorphi: I want to vote for four of these
Kreiseler: iiiiii am the maaaaan in the box
mowdownjoe: Have to vote jetpack
egonomogo: 100% zoom flaps
egonomogo: the only choice
justthorne: What woud Brian Bongtano do?
MegaDosX: A good half of this round could be reasonably explained by the good drugs, and I'm here for it
zerragonoss: Still so sad tag lines aren't visible
Despoiler98: WELP
LinearGif: do not question the elevated one
mowdownjoe: :(
MegaDosX: I liked your jetpack Adam
Twilight_Spark: Capitalism will strangle the rest.
PaperDoopliss: Nobody shows up to the party for one
34Witches: :(
djalternative: all the money went to week
djalternative: weed
Despoiler98: YES
egonomogo: mmmmhm
PharaohBender27: :O
flatluigi: solid zoomflaps
BEENOBA: kimbambs
Nefarious_Ned: Socialism failed to fund...
egonomogo: medium ;-;
Radyin: Zoomflaps has the same theme tune as Bugsnax.
MegaDosX: Kathleen wins again!
Phosphatide: ian needed those for victory
lithuasil: Unionization narrowly failing to fund is peak 2020
BEENOBA: kinbambs
egonomogo: heck yeah
damn_i_am_pretty: Get you dem zoo flaps, fam
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN lrrKATHLEEN
Cepsys: lrrDARK
HorusFive: @Nefarious_Ned Typical
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
Raincoast_Bear: lrrKATHLEEN FortOne
Nefarious_Ned: Like, I feel like there's a joke there...
RandomTrivia: lrrKATHLEEN Dominating
Arclight_Dynamo: Zoomflaps is a great name for a blues musician.
mowdownjoe: A very Kathleen jacky day.
MegaDosX: Beej no
Twilight_Spark: pjmp
PharaohBender27: katesWin lrrKATHLEEN katesWin
Pharmacistjudge: so what game did I miss before this one?
egonomogo: BEEJ
Twilight_Spark: oh no*
asthanius: Bugsnaxx, but Zoom Flaps
Raincoast_Bear: Heather?
Nefarious_Ned: um...
Thane1607: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:40.
Ignatiuspants: I just enjoy anything that gives Kathleen an excuse to start talking
coelopteryx: zoom flaps, the flaps for when you zoom
Electrodyne: Beej Sandwich
GreayStone: Weed + zoomfliaps
Juliamon: Previous games played: Trivia Murder Party 2, Fibbage 3
Cepsys: need to rewatch
djalternative: I want more what would brian bongtano do
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Cepsys: yes
AnOddSmith: spinal tap is great
SursaiKosecksi: yes
happysteve27: wait till 11
TheThromborax: Spinal Tap is timeless
Raincoast_Bear: It goes to 11!
SnackPak_: Beej nailed it
ujai321: only one way to find out
BrindleBoar: that's just, like, your opinion man
Dog_of_Myth: Serge.....
247Gremlin: Serge, I'm drinking my coffee!
eric_christian_berg: It is all quotable.
RealGamerCow: If you can't quote all 90 muntes of Big Lebowski, you aren't trying hard enough
egonomogo: man i've never liked the big lebowski
PharaohBender27 expects for lrrHEATHER to come in from off-screen to confront lrrBEEEJ
kinetikparametr: YES IAN!
Graham_LRR: Spinal Tap is awesome Serge
Nefarious_Ned: You can watch Dune wrong?!
Graham_LRR: Worth a rewatch
merciful_pepper: have you guys seen the trailer for the new dune!
gnome_friend: Hi lrrGRAHAM
merciful_pepper: looks so gooood
buddyjeebuz: What did you do Ian?
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you @Graham_LRR
NotCainNorAbel: @RealGamerCow yeah, I mean it is easier to jsut hit mute and play all of the parts
LinearGif: I just love this reboot of the Brady Bunch
TheThromborax: sober?
FoxFyr: Is the recut just 90 minutes of Sting shirtless?
Raincoast_Bear: Where can you see a "recut Dune?
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, lrrGRAHAM 's here!
rangerboy87: Hey Graham!!
DoodlestheGreat: You can watch Dune RIGHT?
Makimachine: The new trailer is awesome.
SnackPak_: Smooth, Kathleen
Fruan: Kathleen, consumate professional
nanostul: SpinalTap goes up to 11
eric_christian_berg: Most of the Christopher Guest films are fantastic.
HorusFive: @DoodlestheGreat I will hear nothing against Sting's abs
SquareDotCube: 11" stonehenge still funny
FoxFyr: I watch spinal tap every few years, but I'm also a musician and worked at a guitar shop for 3 years, so its kinda laser focused at me
eric_christian_berg: Best in Show and a Mighty Wind, in particular.
Raincoast_Bear: SciFi chaneel Dune mini series are better adaptations.
NavelWarfare: I've never sat down and watched Dune all the way through. But I've probably seen all of it
rangerboy87: I loved playing tonight im gonna rock you tonight on guitar hero
BrindleBoar: the Dune miniseries is better, although still flawed
TheThromborax: it gets better as you get older
lithuasil: The Lynch Dune is a great film and I will fight you on this
virre_: My probably wrong opinion is that 'A mighty wind' is better than 'Spinal tap'
GhostValv: maybe the rescuers down under?
TheThromborax: you watched The Rescuers Down Under
Nefarious_Ned: rescuers, great movie.
PharaohBender27: Well, I got to leave to . . . play Jackbox on Zoom :p Until later!
RealGamerCow: That was Secret of Nimh, Beej
gamercat88: RES_CUE rescue aid society
Loonatic93: I love Spinal Tap. But, A Mighty Wind is my preferred choice.
ujai321: i had the same experience with a lot of disney movies. completely forgot how Little Mermaid ended
flatluigi: hell yeah
Nefarious_Ned: Herd them cats, Kathleen.
flatluigi: this was really fun
Loonatic93: @virre_ I agree.
Arclight_Dynamo: This is a great game!
34Witches: Ooh!
MegaDosX: Kathleen playing the role of exasperated DM
MadWolf1290: no stream audio
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, the one with permanence
Phosphatide: good to see this game in the rotation
flatluigi: yeah, no game audio
buddyjeebuz: no game audio
scooti_mcbooti: no sound again
TiagoToledo: audio plea
offbeatwitch: need da unmute
MadWolf1290: fixed!
TastyArsenic: is this one just balderdash?
KevinTheShark: kSTABniw
flatluigi: where we go
InquisitorGaia: there it is
GoblinRanger: Yay audio
scooti_mcbooti: thank you!
offbeatwitch: therewego
MrsLlante: great game
secretbranch: there we go
LinearGif: dank je
ImaUniqueUsername: ok now we hear it
buddyjeebuz: thanks
fastlane250: the way the host for this one speaks makes me uncomfortable, it's like they made a female G-Man
MrPhlip: room code: North By North West
Electrodyne: Under Beej II: Dark Territory
MyBuddySuperfly: Norway Bernard North West
JaysonMaxwell: @KevinTheShark at least I wasn't the only one that saw it :'D
hyaundredneer: Words: Our Minds' Creation/Our Mins'd Destruction
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RandomTrivia: More like the Uxbridge English Dictionary
ujai321: "is this like fibbage?" - "yes" "no" "a little"
flatluigi: fashion romper
kalira77: STABWINK - perfect initials
Phosphatide: it's an improv nonsense game
MegaDosX: She still sounds like Jester to me
KevinTheShark: @JaysonMaxwell An eye for words :D
buddyjeebuz: I like that the answers can carry over
TastyArsenic: it is balderdash! i love balderdash!!
MrPhlip: I found the "phrase" mode of this game a lot more fun than the "word" mode... we'll see how this goes
iSmartMan1: What is a fashion romper?
LackingSanity_: it's not like fibbage in that there's no correct answer
Phosphatide: yeah my friends and i prefer slang mode
offbeatwitch: Aesthetic, nelson
egonomogo: fashion romper is like tiny overalls but not denim
ImaUniqueUsername: this game might be better with some groups than others according to what I've heard?
scooti_mcbooti: just realised i can join the audience, used to watching the vod later! haha
InquisitorGaia: 2 different words total for 8 ppl
chimingfish: it's split in 2 groups of 4
LinearGif: baldur's dash, v2
TheWriterAleph: honk
MegaDosX: Delightfully meta
egonomogo: booghuank definitely rings a bit like babadook
gnome_friend: I like the last one
lirazel64: @ismartman1 a romper for adults. think overall shorts with sleeves.
afantastico: Winning the brackets of Baldur’s Dash
RealGamerCow: This person's voice sounds very familiar
Phosphatide: just a little definition
fubargames: Are you really going for *correct* in this one? There's no true answer in here, is there?
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iSmartMan1: I adore this person's accent
CaptainSpam: When you finish the game, listen to the credits song. It's great.
VmKid: The host is played by Olivia Nielsen
zephyr5a: I'm getting Jester from Critical Role vibes
CaptainSpam: @fubargames There is no correct answer.
kusinohki: there's a really good end credits song too
Phosphatide: the correct answer is the one that wins
buddyjeebuz: and the answers carry over into future games
MegaDosX: @zephyr5a She definitely sounds like an older, slightly more mature Jester to me
RealGamerCow: zephyr5a it sounds very much like Ginny Di's Jester
DrearyMelodies: it's olivia nielsen doing a fake greek accent
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
egonomogo: oh my god lmao
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BEENOBA: It's some one-hit wonder person named olivia nielson totally pretending to be laura bailey
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flatluigi: the DAER
tehfewl: i saw shift and 1800 and thought his job was at 6pm
HorusFive: No, not that one The other one
Raincoast_Bear: A booghauk of Dune.
kinetikparametr: Oh wow, that one is shorter than the edit I watched. It also adds the extra scenes.
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zephyr5a: @RealGamerCow holy butts someone made Jester in real life
Kreiseler: these aren't real words, so funny
egonomogo: be GENIUNE ??
egonomogo: maybe ???
LinearGif: synonym challenge
ImaUniqueUsername: duping zaddy?
Nefarious_Ned: cinnamon?
flatluigi: yeah, "be genuine" is a great way to put it
InquisitorGaia: the dune alt edit redux is down ian
LinearGif: nobody can swallow a whole spoon of synonym
HatsWearCats: Shartledge
StreetRach: It's all made up, and the points don't really matter, but also, they kinda do.
Nefarious_Ned: cinnamon anemone
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MrsLlante: I mean, the English language can't get any worse so anything goes
hd_dabnado: synonym toast crunch
Lord_Hosk: Whats a cinnamon for that word? Paprika
BEENOBA: synonym rolls just like grammar used to make
fubargames: So yeah, it's Balderdash without the boring part of caring about what it really means.
Phosphatide: LUL
afantastico: Serge tickling himself again
MegaDosX: I feel like the second answer is someone misinterpreting this round
Nefarious_Ned: Melterdash!
Scarbble: melterdash is real good
orellien2773: Melterdash...
fubargames: Dune (1984) Alternative Edition Redux fanedit (178 min)
mowdownjoe: Shame!
MegaDosX: Have more faith in yourself Wheeler!
flatluigi: i'd really like another round of this once people have figured out how they feel about it, this is a really fast game
34Witches: I *really* like Melterdash
kinetikparametr: Oh no it is blocked in the US
orellien2773: I mean, this came really isn’ta competition like the ohter games, more of a collaboration.
LinearGif: schlemple was my favorite Marx brother
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Beej got 69%. Nice.
orellien2773: It’s like Tee K.O. in that way.
CaptainSpam: This is a great game once everyone knows what's up. And Olivia plays a great host.
Nefarious_Ned: 69% ...nice
Phosphatide: nice
VmKid: Ian, what kind of matzoh are you eating that can MELT?!
monakai: Ah yes, matzoh, known for melting
Phosphatide: oh no
Raincoast_Bear: SciFI Mini Dune: https://youtu.be/dZfX8FGlVMc
RealGamerCow: zephyr5a if you watch one of her Jester videos, you will definitely get the voice as well.
offbeatwitch: CRONKHUANKLER
sheer_falacy: anything can melt if you're willing to work hard enough
GamesAndInk: Isn't a cronkhaukler a kind of helm in Diablo II?
RomanGoro: VmKid a) Ice Cream, b) it's supposed to be a *really* hot day
sheer_falacy: even bread
LinearGif: all things melt at the right temperature and pressure
DoodlestheGreat: Matt was too busy fanning himself.
Nefarious_Ned: I mean, have you ever sneezed while playing the French Horn? I have. The result is very much a booghuank.
lirazel64: So, soggy matzo
BEENOBA: *fart noise* *in monotone voice* "misplaying your brass instrument during a farce"
zephyr5a: @RealGamerCow did that, that's what sold me on the whole real life thing. Like the character and mannerisms are on point
Phosphatide: huankchamp
mowdownjoe: @gamesandink Should've been a clue that Adam was gaming.
GhostValv: :O
RandomTrivia: ~huank
Terradana: oh huankifers!
TheWriterAleph: puanklers my huanklers
MrsLlante: cronkhuankler on r/seabats
LinearGif: goose goes hjonk
BEENOBA: MelterLul
Chantzzzzz: huank, cronk, and subscribe
Pharmacistjudge: get a new PB on your melterdash
MegaDosX: Melterdash could almost be a Pokemon name
DiscordianTokkan: YES IAN
Naarius: Poor VoD
Phosphatide: oh i love party rock anthem
Naarius: never stood a chance
BrindleBoar: now play sandstorm Kappa
kalira77: oh no a pantswhistle
Wrexadecimal: It's not. I've been learning that song and I have it burned into my brain. :P
Snowcookies: not that noise again
Sogheim: Ian, you have captured my corgi's attention
RandomTrivia: Did Ian just conjure a swanee whistle?
BEENOBA: DA HUN KOKU
Arclight_Dynamo: All I hear is mechanical keyboard.
sing_o_muse: oh my god it is
gnome_friend: !findquote evangelion
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like "What's up Gamers, it's your boy <word>" can be used with almost any word
Bladinus: welp, I'm going to hear that everytime now...
DoodlestheGreat: I got back from Costco yesterday and had to do a melterdash before the ice cream vaporized.
flatluigi: i'd love a second round of this
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Oh this is tough
BEENOBA: Zankoku na tenshi no youni Shounen yo shinwa ni nare
RandomTrivia: Gee, I wonder which one is Adam's LUL
wargodmogis: Come on sonic fan fic
TheWriterAleph: i don't like this word at all.
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, was it a verb?
Pharmacistjudge: wasn't there a saying about pooping your pants and healing in everquest?
Nefarious_Ned: Hold up....bouncy castle laser tag?!
CaptainSpam: Man, that was a real cronkhaunkler.
Lordofironstorm: cronkifers
SwankyFlea: CRONKCHAMP, CRONKY
tehfewl: Deep in the Raid
Nefarious_Ned: Where? Tell me where?!
Arclight_Dynamo: The best part is the game REMEMBERS the words.
cephallope: Cronk open a cold one with the boys
Lord_ZYRK: Not on stream I hope
BEENOBA: CronkChamp
Autarkis42: Huzzah LRR-folks!
Phosphatide: wow this round huanks
TheAwkes: "I had 6 beers and half a pot of chili for for dinner last night, when I got on the bus to go home there was a mighty cronkhaunkling."
Kyir: Orifice broadcasting system
xythrogar: obs, open bowel syndrome
RandomTrivia: That was MATT?!
ImaUniqueUsername: nous cronkhaunklons
BEENOBA: Orifice Blasting Station
SwankyFlea: avocoda melting?!
MegaDosX: This is another tough one
MadWolf1290: took a sec to realize that was 34 C
ChargingFerret: can avocados wilt?
SwankyFlea: Nope, misread that. whoops
Arclight_Dynamo: Something something chesterfield.
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
Wrexadecimal: Ian. Ian plz.
Nefarious_Ned: lol, milk bags
kireawolf: Milk bags???
coelopteryx: peak canadian
GamesAndInk: I thought Ian was just being Ian then I remembered Canada has milk bags
GoblinRanger: Milk bags are pretty soft
bubba0077: Kathleen's face when she processed that was priceless
chibi_bento: I miss milk bags too
MyBuddySuperfly: do not call them that XD
RandomTrivia: Are we improv'ing Qwerpline now?
deadeyedan5012: Milk Bags?
Issurru: Where's MilkinBags when you need them OpieOP
Lord_ZYRK: Everybody wants milkbags that could crush an avocado
azureHaights: Then I realized "oh yeah, canada"
evan_333333: cronk from emperors new groove comes in
agentsmithradio: Fun fact, watching this exchange makes you eligible for Canadian citizenship!
VmKid: We Desert Bus now folks
KevinTheShark: is this how they write Qwerpline bits?
laskoreadscomics: Is this a Qwerpline Jackbox?
BEENOBA: That's more of a surface of the sun-sounding phrase
zerragonoss: I assumed milkbags was anatomical
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sing_o_muse: i wish i was an avocado between Carla's milk bags
chibi_bento: milk comes in bags in some.parts of Canada. no, really.
mowdownjoe: Nelson speaking from experience.
gnome_friend: Oh PIG dude
LinearGif: save the pig
HorusFive: Some Pig
adambomb625: So what does saving these words do for future games?
MegaDosX: Adam snakes it at the end!
GhostValv: :O
Phosphatide: seabatTROG
CaptainSpam: Adam by 20!
HatsWearCats: Haunkchamp the Pig
KingOfDoma: let's gooooooooooooo
BEENOBA: Piggers
aWabbajack: lrrHAM mrweebhypeham
gamercat88: CronkChamp!
chimingfish: big PigChamp
NimrodXIV: CronkChamp!
Aarek: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Dog_of_Myth: CronkChamp
mowdownjoe: ADAM IS GAMING!
ujai321: professor adam did it
InquisitorGaia: Cronk
TheAinMAP: lrrADAM lrrCHKN
Barb4rian: CRONK
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
RandomTrivia: CronkHuank
GhostValv: seabatUseless Cruankchamp
Twilight_Spark: PIG
azureHaights: You can't cronkhuank the Gronk
VmKid: The points in this game basically don't matter so much as the words you create.
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
buddyjeebuz: CRONK
BEENOBA: Cronk in the chat
Dwinick: big brain cronk haunkler
LinearGif: kronk honk the gang's all here
Officinalis: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
evan_333333: all hail cronklord adam
MyBuddySuperfly: please do not crunk the honkle
CaptainSpam: Craunkers, my daunkers!
SquirrelEarl: Green Pig in a Wizard emote when?
aWabbajack: feliciaFlush lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrGARBO
DiscordianTokkan: Cronk is certainly a drink. Not one that'd I'd retry
Pharmacistjudge: seabatApp seabatApp seabatApp
Bladinus: theonl45PIGCHAMP
rangerboy87: ok everyone go cronkhaunkle
ImaUniqueUsername: CronkhaunkLRR
xantos69: I cant cronkhonkle to these ads!
afantastico: Flashbacks of replacing empty milk bags in our cafe fridge for espresso foaming
gamercat88: Donk is the new app for legendary Cronhaunklers
Phosphatide: the ending song to dictionarium is also a treat, for anyone who goes to play it sometime
VmKid: @Phosphatide It's soooo goood
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CaptainSpam: When called in to record the ending song, Jackbox said Olivia one-shotted the entire song.
agentsmithradio: @afantastico We used 20L Milk and Cream bags for our dispensers at Timmy's. They were the worst.
codatski: !adult
Phosphatide: amazing
VmKid: That is amazing, CaptainSpam
theleerm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5201: "Learn to earthquake, you dumb earthquake." —James [2018-07-24]
djalternative: dpe
Zettabit_Fox: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
afantastico: So freaking heavy, @agentsmithradio
Autarkis42: It's my birthday! I get to watch live Jackjox japes on the day celebrating my entry into this world! Huzzah!
aWabbajack: looks like you can pre-order Jackbox Party Pack 7 now
CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, they uploaded it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BxQcZqoGeQ
aWabbajack: and it's on sale
agentsmithradio: !findquote jackbox
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #5235: "What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?" —Ben [2018-08-04]
Terr0rc0tta: The dune edit has been taken down
deadeyedan5012: !advice
LRRbot: Wash your neighbors. Don't touch your hands. Stay six feet away from your face.
LinearGif: wash your hands for a full 20 seconds after washing your hands
Zettabit_Fox: instructions unclear. Neighbors pissed I sprayed them with hose
deadeyedan5012: It’s confused but it’s got the right sprit
agentsmithradio: !findquote island
LRRbot: Quote #5261: "Help HELP! I'm trapped on a Island of my own emotions." —Adam [2018-08-14]
flatluigi: what a good quote
codatski: !findquote no
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
agentsmithradio: !findquote island
deadeyedan5012: I just built a 5 level mages tower full of corrupted magic users and Demons for my 5e campaign. How’s your evening going twitch chat?
LordZarano: Trying to maneuver a sloshing 20kg bag of liquid sounds like a very bad time
truelegobob48: Silverhand
RandomTrivia: Just put baffles in your 20L milk bag and all that kinetic energy will be nicely dispersed
gnome_friend: #pigmilk
Pharmacistjudge: I'm trying to not let the manager hear the awful things being said on twitch
Biggjudicem: !findquote jar
rangerboy87: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
codatski: But wait, you ARE the manager
aWabbajack: can't wear ear phones?
RandomTrivia: @deadeyedan5012 I already want to explore that
gnome_friend: Has Bartleby actually done anything with #pigmilk or was it a false promise?
aWabbajack: are you in a hospital pharmacy?
Pharmacistjudge: Correct,I am the manager
aWabbajack: or 24 hr retail pharmacy?
Pharmacistjudge: Not hospital, not retail...somewhere in between
aWabbajack: ah home health or compounding pharmacy?
gnome_friend: !findquote hopsital
LRRbot: Quote #2550: "We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea..." —Graham [2016-05-18]
deadeyedan5012: @randomtrivia it should be lots of fun. The top of the tower has a Balor with a few levels of warlock
truelegobob48: Walmart
Snowcookies: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
RandomTrivia: Ooooh
MrsLlante: music!
flatluigi: hello!
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Biggjudicem: Hello friends
lirazel64: hearing a fan?
flatluigi: room splitting!
RandomTrivia: That was slick
silvalunae: kittY!
CelestaRose: Ian, can you explain again about Dune please. I can't find it.
offbeatwitch: this is Adam's vibe
Wrexadecimal: Addam the champ seabatTROG
Wrexadecimal: *Adam, even
Arclight_Dynamo: Yaaasssss...
mowdownjoe: Time for Adam to put people in jars.
laskoreadscomics: Kathleen, I loved that joke.
flatluigi: ow
KevinTheShark: Adam knows how to make Chat fight
red_shoes_jeff: mawp
Diabore: theres the sound crackle
damn_i_am_pretty: Adam.jackboxgame
sing_o_muse: uh audio?
bennguyen200: umm is anyone getting a little static
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, good, that wasn't just on my end
Nigouki: seems fixed?
Phosphatide: audio fixed itself i guess
Wrexadecimal: yeah, got that crackalackin' too
Diabore: this one always crackles in the intro
ImaUniqueUsername: Watery Vegetable Yeast Need
kumatsu: Rock the Vote!
StreetRach: Plz no
LinearGif: I am the senate
Lord_Durin: Ian No the EC sucks
TheAinMAP: Ian, no.
Dog_of_Myth: Also, VOTE
Pharmacistjudge: um...you are the electoral college.
buddyjeebuz: BLASPHEMY
bl1ghtn1n6: why, Ian
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Countzeroor: Nice to watch a chill stream when the world is literally on fire outside.
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rogerivany: Don't. The electoral college is terrible.
flatluigi: 2
LeeshaJoy: 3
Phosphatide: 3 is boring and common
Naarius: 2
rogerivany: 1
secretbranch: 2
Sheikun07: 1
serramarkov: The electoral college is so important!
Diabore: 2
CaptainSpam: Oof.
deadeyedan5012: Burn the establishment
CompSciJedi: 2
creepywaffleco: Hi everybody! Wish I wasn’t late 😫
NonjaBiru: 1
Phosphatide: 2 though
Splash4Mirrodin: 2
fuzzy_died: 2
NimrodXIV: 3, I believe he's a fan
mowdownjoe: All of these are mundane.
ImaUniqueUsername: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 2
red_shoes_jeff: 2
buddyjeebuz: 2?
zerragonoss: Wait jack box is not already the electoral collage chat all votes but most the time its only the 8 people in the game that matter
rangerboy87: 2
LinearGif: 1
korvys: 2
MyBuddySuperfly: MIAU
KingOfDoma: 2
deadeyedan5012: 2
DAC169: aipLUL
damn_i_am_pretty: The Electoral College isn't even accredited!
MakotoYoushida: 2
lamina5432: 2
Nigouki: mew
MadWolf1290: 2 but "meh"
KevinTheShark: Anyone fancy a Blizzard?
orellien2773: poor serge
gnome_friend: This is... a question
Snowcookies: oh yesh 2
DAC169: HI SERGE!! aipHi
flatluigi: yeah poor serge
jessieimproved: I'll be honest had a hard time with that one
nuggetthehugget: this is a great question
flatluigi: at least he isn't on the table
Phosphatide: i'd be happy to see 1 or 2
Nigouki: wait there's more than one real cat photo!?
nuggetthehugget: im sorry serge
MrsLlante: 2
buddyjeebuz: Hope you enjoy it Serge
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! That was a different real kitty than I've seen!
Biggjudicem: 2 would be soo cold though
Pharmacistjudge: remember pick the controversial answer, not the easy one
KingOfDoma: The best part of the audience question is that the audience can't answer it.
BEENOBA: I applied to the electoral college but my FAFSA is taking so long
CataclysmicReverb: Just use your original characters then
nuggetthehugget: i went with 1, the sauce is good for your skin
BEENOBA: it increases the number of meaty balls on my body
BEENOBA: so it is good
RandomTrivia: It's very hard to metagame
flatluigi: welp
GamesAndInk: But when people say "Adam" their first instinct is "YES"
Phosphatide: i believe it doesn't say who wrote it
MadWolf1290: welp
MegaDosX: Oh boy, we're up first
Diabore: oh, we're starting with it
vrecken: wouldn't 2 be dangerous for long periods of time
Snowcookies: oh my
mowdownjoe: Hmm...
flatluigi: sorry serge
chocolatecroissant: Ummm
DAC169: aipHi
BrindleBoar: yaargh
Vanbael: iCream?
Kreiseler: 5k for one hour?!
red_shoes_jeff: Right out of the gate.
HorusFive: Cover me with Ice Cream SERGE!
Wrexadecimal: hypothermia D:
Nefarious_Ned: Utensils or no?
e_bloc: ez yes
Phosphatide: what do you do serge OpieOP
MegaDosX: Serge looks supremely uncomfortable
DiscordianTokkan: Serge doesn't know me, so HELL yeah 5K
fubargames: Cheating is easy, once you know it's Adam's answer you all agree to vote "yes".
Diabore: fancy party
LeeshaJoy: It would be an easier question if it were Ian because that's totally a Decadent Man scenario.
ImaUniqueUsername: one of
Zettabit_Fox: jlrrIcream
niccus: serve affogato right on the body
thraximore: wish it had been meatballs
nuggetthehugget: hi serge
34Witches: Not *quite* decadent enough
Lord_ZYRK: Are you naked if you're wearing ice cream 🤔
rogerivany: That would be very cold wouldn't it?
MegaDosX: Meatballs might have been too visceral
rangerboy87: someone call James to get ice cream
onethousandneedles: i think someone making polite conversation would be WORSE in that scenario
Spooky_Noises: Unless its one of those one man partys serge is into.... oh
NimrodXIV: never say that again
HorusFive: Beej "Hairy Bowl" Deery
prince_infidel: LESS WEIRD?!?!?!??
circusofkirkus: how does serge answer it?
Pharmacistjudge: Hairy bowl? or Haribo?
cephallope: Do we get a spoon?
quietcat: hairy bowl is a cursed phrase
Phosphatide: ice cream slowly melting
MrsLlante: would be cold tho
UnknownGerm: Ice cream for an entire hour is either going to result in frostbite or melted AKA terrible ice cream
HatsWearCats: Autoicealingus
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NonjaBiru: Hairy bowl, not to be confused with the gummi candy
Lord_Hosk: One of many people
Cartographers_Ink: Serge is there, likely other people you know is there
jessieimproved: I think that's the idea
ImaUniqueUsername: welp
Arclight_Dynamo: All our options were bad.
DAC169: chopsticks
NimrodXIV: Ian - sushi was another one of our choices
mowdownjoe: Still kind of split.
e_bloc: must be nice to be rich nelly
buddyjeebuz: Thanks Nelly
Phosphatide: didn't expect that LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Ice cream, meatballs, sushi.
KingOfDoma: I KNEW IT. Y'ALL ARE THIRSTY FOR SERGE
MegaDosX: Nelson saved us there :p
red_shoes_jeff: $5000 is $5000.
MadWolf1290: we didnt' have good choices
spo8n: meatballs was better
KevinTheShark: LRR are just accustomed to debasing themselves
DiscordianTokkan: 5K US
HorusFive: Ah Euphamia
flangdale: you guys are getting paid for that?
LinearGif: the food was hardly the deciding element so
Phosfur: Frostbite!
Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
Lord_ZYRK: HANG DEEZ NUTS HOW CAN I SAY NO
Vanbael: not grandmother, great aunt
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH Hell YEAH I would
RandomTrivia: Great Aunt Euphemia is back again
TotallyNotaBeholder: Which grandmother?
MegaDosX: That's one hell of a conversation starter
Zettabit_Fox: windmill slam yes
Phosphatide: i mean... yes?
ruscobrog: omg matt
mowdownjoe: So, a tanooki?
Nefarious_Ned: Nope, she's dead, she won't know.
BEENOBA: YES
Wrexadecimal: They could just be basketballs manokaSmug
onethousandneedles: pretty tame by euphemia's standards
fubargames: Let's be honest: You've made worse things for that cash on Desert Bus
underhill33: uncomfortably large balls
HorusFive: nopuniBessie mattlrBoned
Naarius: That's an image
TotallyNotaBeholder: Cause my relationships mean Maternal Immediately, Fraternal Never
TheBearBee: It looks like a dog on an exercise ball
secretbranch: a daschund so it's a double-image penis painting
djalternative: a dognooki
DiscordianTokkan: Corgi with PENDULOUS sack
r_craddz: Hell yeah
x0den: i would say yes then put it through a shredder
NeuterCommuter: ive seen this dog
fubargames: It's a good conversation piece
BEENOBA: Is the dog slathered in icecream?
nuggetthehugget: well endowed puppers
JPattemore: Of course I would, that's exquisite art.
Autarkis42: PansexualPride
jessieimproved: it's got a little wagon to carry them around
iSmartMan1: It's like that South Park episode where everyone got testicle cancer
jessieimproved: it's adorable
CelestaRose: I just picture a dog with 2 large tennis balls in their mouth.
deadeyedan5012: That dog from wicked stepmother MTG card
DiscordianTokkan: Good split!
buddyjeebuz: wow
ImaUniqueUsername: put it though a shredder that jams halfway through, double the value
SursaiKosecksi: and the audience chooses balls
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AllTheWeasels: LUL
Diabore: snap yes
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Terr0rc0tta: Phylis Tines here
Phosphatide: PogChamp
asthanius: "Squall Leonhart"
zephyr5a: Wheeler!
Phosphatide: powerful name PogChamp
serramarkov: Yes!
KingOfDoma: EDH allstar, let's GO
Lord_ZYRK: "Slippery Bogle please report to the office"
HorusFive: Do you have any idea what 7 years of childcare COSTS!!!!! $$$$$$$
fastlane250: Boggle?
secretbranch: Slippery Savidan
CobaltRobonaut: Bo on it's own is alright
KeirenH: Slippery Horner is a hell of a name
LinearGif: Boggle? Dalas? Salad
NarishmaReborn: childcare is so expensive
Lord_Hosk: Free childcare!
Godofmuffins: Shorten it to Slippy.
RandomTrivia: All the guilt just slides right off them
BEENOBA: ogle the bogle
thraximore: uh guys, it's pronounced GIF
ChargingFerret: Slippery Bogle Horner, your doctor is ready to see you.
thevestige69: BOGLES RISE UP
rogerivany: My parents call me by my middle name. It's not Roger.
AllTheWeasels: Slippery Wheeler?
MadWolf1290: that plug
thevestige69: LET THE ARUAS RUN FREE
tehfewl: @LinearGif great referance
monakai: Nice!
evan_333333: slippery savidan? but that's already Adam
Phosphatide: daaaang
Lord_Hosk: Childcare is SO EXPENSIVE
jessieimproved: Very rare, the perfect split
Nefarious_Ned: Some of y'all have never had to pay for child care and IT SHOWS.
fubargames: YAY! PPR!
Diabore: 7 years is so long
eric_christian_berg: Adolph Nelson
Lordofironstorm: "SLIPPERY BOGLE HORNER, GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
Morment: plus it's probably cheaper to just have their name legally changed when they turn 18
Kreiseler: how nice is the ring?
ANeMzero: Name your kid after the inventor of the Saxtuba, Saxhorn and the little know Saxophone: Adolphe Sax.
NimrodXIV: $200 for poop bags?
BEENOBA: NO
thraximore: I would like to investigate its balls first
mowdownjoe: Those bags seem pricy.
Cartographers_Ink: My friend gave me an altered art Slippery Bogle for my birthday
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