gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
Porsgaard81: lrrSPOT
FacelessManAboutTown: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
JTK45: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week on the FNPF join us for an evening of Battle-Box Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Metric_Furlong: !findquote computers
LRRbot: Quote #6629: "Hi, I'm Ian and I'm angry about software and computers." —Ian [2019-12-15]
FacelessManAboutTown: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #3134: "I don't play Magic. Magic is for nerds." —Kate [2016-08-08]
gnome_friend: !quote shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5702: "I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
Metric_Furlong: hey chat, I need the name of an energetic but aggressively average kid's film
Porsgaard81: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Fruan: Shrek
Metric_Furlong: (I'm trying to craft a simile and am out of ideas)
FacelessManAboutTown: Real one or the name of a fake one?
Metric_Furlong: real
siltyroach: Am sorry if this is asked lots but when is strem?
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week on the FNPF join us for an evening of Battle-Box Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
siltyroach: tyty
Porsgaard81: !quote commander
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: Remember, use !findquote when searching for quote containing a phrase
gnome_friend: use !quote to quote a person
Porsgaard81: @gnome_friend Ah, thanks.
Porsgaard81: !findquote commander
LRRbot: Quote #5702: "I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
greatwahooney: hello chat!
Carsonogenics_: h-hewwo?
greatwahooney: are we having a nice day?
FacelessManAboutTown: What's up Carsonogenics dawildDab
gnome_friend: Are there cardiac people present?
Hadouken_lol_catz: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week on the FNPF join us for an evening of Battle-Box Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (15s ago).
Carsonogenics_: i mean, i haven't seen the sun in almost a weak and the air outside my window is nearly toxic, but besides that everythign is fine wheelerGuts
FacelessManAboutTown: @gnome_friend Are you ok?
gnome_friend: @FacelessManAboutTown yes I am fine
gnome_friend: I misread a username
theovenbird: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week on the FNPF join us for an evening of Battle-Box Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Martin_FcG: As someone from Victoria Australia, my thoughts are with those being impacted by the Cali fires.
DiscordianTokkan: Soon™, FNPFs in Paper always take a bit longer to get set up because Reasons
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream is not live. lrrSPOT
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (This week on the FNPF join us for an evening of Battle-Box Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
greatwahooney: Waiting patiently for the funpuff
Carsonogenics_: there's a lot of stuff to do behind the scenes with webcams etc. online fnpf is a bit messy but lrr makes it work so well UwU
gnome_friend: UwU indeed
ogier300: It's always 5PM somewhere, right? Time is a flat circle?
Porsgaard81: Is anything banned in tonight's format?
greatwahooney: Actually time is more of a jeremy beremy
gnome_friend: Time moves ever forward unless the police. And reminder, calenders LIE
Diabore: i was about to panic, but i see sommeone else has already
RassilonDND: time is a consciously agreed upon point by the collective. do not disrespect it.
r10pez10: colanders strain
gnome_friend: We can't have more than one person panicking
gnome_friend: !hlem
gnome_friend: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
djalternative: then you should picnic instead @Diabore
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
greatwahooney: but doesn't the pan in panic mean all?
greatwahooney: democratize panic!
ihlendrax: Wait...I’m now time?
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrSIGNAL
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
greatwahooney: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
LoganAura: Holy heck my timing
Ballistic_Meatball: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: Houston, we have a FNPF
theovenbird: lrrSIGNAL
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
gnome_friend: lrrCAMERON lrrKATHLEEN
ihlendrax: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
minecraftdude131: hi
theovenbird: hello
gnome_friend: Hello minecraft friend
siltyroach: Hell yeah my fries and baked zucchinis are ready right on time
NBen2001: Hello!
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FacelessManAboutTown: seabatUseless
gnome_friend: Why does James still have those emotes? Didn't he say he was going to stop that joke?
RassilonDND: hmm James needs a caillou emote.
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Push the buttons.
Carsonogenics_: god that caillou emote really got mer
ghost_user_1984: !SIR
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djalternative: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
ArchRequiemD: Why did caillou become a thing?
Earthenone: i assume adam
flatluigi: james got infected
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1790: "Why were you milking fire out of him?" —Ian [2016-02-12]
djalternative: @ArchRequiemD grown men's obsession with a terrible soul sucking childrens show
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dilrain: PokGengar
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ArchRequiemD: @djalternative That makes more sense than it has any right to
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gnome_friend: There is no need to panic
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theovenbird: woo
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DiscordianTokkan: eets go time
thraximore: lrrAWESOME
drdudeman: What is battlebox commander?
RandomTrivia: See, everything was fine after all!
ujai321: battle box? oh boy
thraximore: we shall soon see! @drdudeman
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DiscordianTokkan: @drdudeman Crack a booster box, make a commander deck from it
djalternative: @ArchRequiemD they're able to enjoy it because they aren't parents or siblings of children who genuinely watched it.
minecraftdude131: me stuck in ads
Decaped: Hooray, Kathleen magic!
Mysticman89: its a slightly out of focus kathleen
RogueLink: minor echo by the way
ujai321: we have a slight echo
x0den: echo?
SAJewers: yeah, minor echo
RogueLink: Also Woo New Format!
RandomTrivia: !patreon
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RaklarLS: ooh, right on time
RockPusher: gabyLul
RockPusher: lrrDARK
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
Altoguy16499: You started SO WELL
Vn497: lmao
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
ChaoticObserver: Its all falling apart
ujai321: it has been 30 seconds and we are already off the rails ! love it!
TiagoToledo: Battle box?
Dog_of_Myth: The Truth will set you freeeee
MidgardSerpent: lrrDARK
Dumori: 10/10 bumble
gnome_friend: A Kingdom of Cards
xantos69: cheer50 we love you Kathleen.
RassilonDND: lrreff lrrEFF
RandomTrivia: The Duchy of Cardboard
chumpofthemonth: This is the good content
Altoguy16499: is card kingdom still a kingdom of cards?
Fairgrim: It's cool that the Magic Historic Mythic Invitational just ended and now we get LRR fun!
Juliamon: !cardkingdom
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PaperDoopliss: @TiagoToledo Everyone opens a standard booster box of their choice, then builds a commander deck from it
Murf13: just placed a Ck order today
blastedman: lffnHappy
TiagoToledo: A Monarchy of Cardboard
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thundervoice_1: Yay! Commander Night!
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gnome_friend: !quote Shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5706: "I'm probably going to lose, and I don't even care. This game is so much fun!" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Altoguy16499: I thought the most decadent was pauper kamigawa tiny leaders
RassilonDND: Shivam!
Hal9004: KBPTL is most decadent
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray Shivam!
TiagoToledo: cheers @paperdoopliss
RandomTrivia: Shivam is here, hooray!
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> You’re gonna want to see this! | @Kathleen_LRR, @UnarmedOracle, @BWheelerMTG, and guest @ghirapurigears are playing Battle-Box Commander!! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Kathleen, Cameron, Wheeler and special guest Shivam Bhatt are playing Battle-Box Commander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 ⤵
DiscordianTokkan: YESSS, Ben's playmat
VAB0L0: Shivam!!
IbunWest: Shivam feenHappy
TristalMTG: Cameron's playing... Boros?
thraximore: Ahh, that's what those tweets were about
RandomTrivia: All of them
PaperDoopliss: Not just Boros. Boros Feather
RandomTrivia: I presume
xXAYAYAXx: Team Cam!!! PogChamp
ArchRequiemD: I love Ben's playmat
flatluigi: wait are there multiple frasier playmats
TimmyTidalWave: omg shivam is heree!!!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Friends, Friends of Friends, New Friends. Lend my your time.
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jcorven120: :)
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gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RaklarLS: hi!
RandomTrivia: The only way to get a flawless intro - have the guest do it!
itomeshi: @flatluigi I think so? I feel like the tagline changed or I've never read it before.
djalternative: that was startling
TimmyTidalWave: have fun y'all
Carsonogenics_: shivam should show puppy on stream
ptay313: with 3 unopened boxes sitting at home, I may have to try to get a friend or 2 to try this with me
tehfewl: Love Shivam. His enthusiasm is contagious
TheWarbo: drawing an opening hand? in *this* economy?
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IbunWest: I am surprised by the number of 2 color decks
train_diskenth: Shivam is here?!?! Aaaa!! Hi Shivam!!!
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, purdy
TheWarbo: oh the comic art Nethroi is sweet
flapjacksofwar: Cam with the sick Feather combos
DiscordianTokkan: My Blaseball playmat inspired by Wheeler's current playmat is IN CANADA now, which means hopefully next week I'll have a comparable piece of memery. Only with more Thomas Dracacena hitting a ground out.
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ihlendrax: Mmm Nethroi. Fancy Nethroi....
gnome_friend: Nice @DiscordianTokkan
gnome_friend: OLD COUNTRY RECIPE
Loonatic93: Old country.
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land — Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Greypelt: I just logged in...what's battle box commander?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: Is the 1-copy rule in effect for full box-sealed?
Dog_of_Myth: He's popin' off
Tingeltangelibach: I'm already loving this
ChaoticObserver: @Greypelt Each player opened an unopened booster box of 1 MTG set and had to construct their commander deck from that box.
thraximore: sparks are flying here at the FNPF lrrWOW
djalternative: shivam's the only one who can have a tri land. everyone else is in two colors.
LRRbot: Feather, the Redeemed [RWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
bwk789: Cam playing boros, love it already
Greypelt: Thanks @ChaoticObserver
RandomTrivia: Also, there were no tri-lands in any of the sets here, except IKO
flapjacksofwar: But how will Cam counter spells?
The_ChartreuseKnight: THE best
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
DiscordianTokkan: I keep forgetting Nethroi is a CAT also
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi, Esteemed Speaker enters the battlefield, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's converted mana cost. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
AllGoodDogs: CATTE
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
flapjacksofwar: The most Angy Cat
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
FacelessManAboutTown: Kathleen on Dimir, feenGasp
r10pez10: etrata is good
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RassilonDND: I know it's not as flashy, but my boys firesong and sunspeaker are fun in edh
gredgredmansson: errata
Desdae: Etrata is broken against mutate
lamina5432: doesn't etrata kill mutate
djalternative: etrata will kill shivam in one shot
interiorexplosion: Do you still shuffle the library?
AttackCowboy: wheelerY wheelerH
chesul: she's going to kill Shivam. XD
r10pez10: worse comes to worse, unblockable commander damage is still fine
RandomTrivia: The big mutate-pile is going to feel that
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Nameless_Sword: did kathleen draw for turn?
PaperDoopliss: What was that about changing how Etrata/shuffling a commander works?
Carsonogenics_: someone get kathleen sone exodus so she can open a hatred
TiagoToledo: is anyone else hearing a small bit of feedback from someone?
JokerBoney: Cheer10000 Benjamin Wheeler said this was part of my NDA for the Pocket Packs
RassilonDND: does anyone know if commander will ever let silver bordered cards in? I would love to play my sword of dungeons and dragons!
Flyingdelorion: Did Kathleen draw?
gredgredmansson: answer: she did now
LoadingReadyRun: i didn't, but I drew now
Pywodwagon: I love my nethroi deck, lots of 0 power cards that dont "count" towards the 10 power total
LRRbot: Durable Coilbug [1B] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | {4}{B}: Return Durable Coilbug from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
Carsonogenics_: jesus christ jokerboney
LRRbot: Jeskai Elder [1U] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Whenever Jeskai Elder deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LadyLockwood92: Cheer250
benjamin_wheeler: @JokerBoney jesus
sheer_falacy: silver bordered seems... unwise
Flyingdelorion: ok, all good, ty! Good luck!
Max_Fan: <3 Silver Border EDH
RassilonDND: thanks Shivam!
RandomTrivia: In casual formats like Commander, it is for the individual playgroup to decide
Pinwiz11: Translation: Play with silver border cards in your own group
gredgredmansson: Silver border is cool if the entire group is cool
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHolyMoly @JokerBoney
RandomTrivia: If your playgroup wants to use silver-border cards, you go right ahead and have fun!
NarishmaReborn: I love Commander formats without Sol Ring :)
lamina5432: test it with the set booster thats comming too
LRRbot: Ugin's Conjurant [X] | Creature — Spirit Monk [0/0] | Ugin's Conjurant enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Ugin's Conjurant while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from Ugin's Conjurant.
Pywodwagon: I think silver bordered would need to be approved on a card-by-card basis to not turn into a nightmare
olliecan: yj is great :)
gredgredmansson: !card sol ring
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Max_Fan: Relatedly, I have a deck that plays Form of the Mulldrifter and it always gets a laugh
r10pez10: chat what do you think what token cam is getting
Landgraft: there are silver bordered cards and silver bordered cards, some would be nightmares
gnome_friend: Angels
Landgraft: but I also have a Clamilton deck
definenull: just realised only shivan taps counter-clockwise, cannot unsee
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LRRbot: Grimdancer [1BB] | Creature — Nightmare [3/3] | Grimdancer enters the battlefield with your choice of two different counters on it from among menace, deathtouch, and lifelink.
glencon: Menace, lifelink :P
ZackTheCatKing: What did I miss?
sheer_falacy: !card better than one
LRRbot: Better Than One [GW] | Sorcery | A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
lithuasil: Sheharazad tribal with UN-cards when?
sheer_falacy: very fair commander card
FacelessManAboutTown: Deathlink LifeTouch!
RandomTrivia: Most monsters are more frightening when they skitter unseen in the dark. Most.
DiscordianTokkan: Menaché and Deathpoke are always strong
RandomTrivia: I love that flavour text
LRRbot: Jeskai Elder [1U] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Whenever Jeskai Elder deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
glencon: Calls their guest a Coward
kristof162028: hey shiven have you been playing brawl o my arena?
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Angelic_Bovines: wahoo!
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Diabore: its been a hot minute since ive thought about looter scooter
LRRbot: Riddleform [1U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may have Riddleform become a 3/3 Sphinx creature with flying in addition to its other types until end of turn. / {2}{U}: Scry 1.
RandomTrivia: (prowess trigger)
chesul: Brawl on arena is currently terrible.
ryder0802: You should play Gladiator Shivam
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Midnight Reaper deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
rocketjohn: I don't follow many people on twitter, and Shivham is the only person i follow twice. I reckommend it.
hd_dabnado: *cough cough Gladiator*
BipolarExpres5: just popped in, what's Wheeler's deck called?
MechaKuuga: it counts itself too
2S2T: kathleen should be at 39 right?
ArchRequiemD: Can you only use a set that was standard legal or can you build with a set like conspiracy or Battlebond?
LRRbot: War Screecher [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / {5}{W}, {T}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
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Landgraft: I'm not going to play brawl on arena once Saheeli rotates, just love her so much
revjakenash: What chat needs to understand is that if Ben's trolling Shivam drops below 55mph the stream will explode
rocketjohn: @poggifers Thanks for the gift sub!
Fairgrim: Who got attacked by wheels?
AllGoodDogs: Cam missed a land drop, feels bad man.
definenull: oof missed land drop D:
Nameless_Sword: oh dear.... Cam with the missed land drop.... everything will be fine
djalternative: @ArchRequiemD for this stream it's standard only
2S2T: kathleen @Fairgrim
definenull: especially with a feather deck
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
chaostreader: @nameless_sword He’s Boros. He’ll recover.
TheWarbo: Boros can run fine on two lands. (We're playing AKR draft tonight, right? Kappa )
LRRbot: Umori, the Collector [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [4/5] | Companion — Each nonland card in your starting deck shares a card type. / As Umori, the Collector enters the battlefield, choose a card type. / Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.
Fruan: You can send it back to the command zone any time it would change zones though, right?
Oghara: doesnt the zone change work out of your graveyard anymore?
TheWarbo: card type, not creature type
RandomTrivia: Card Type, not Creature Type
Diabore: creature?
DiscordianTokkan: Cardtype as in Creature
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lamina5432: land
sheer_falacy: otherwise your only choice would be "ooze" if it was your companion
Diabore: ooze your daddy
TheWarbo: yeah, you can choose "land" to display dominance
thraximore: LUL
RandomTrivia: Ooze on first OMG
djalternative: ooze the boss
sheer_falacy: wait how does that work
revjakenash: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Battleguy01: Whenever I play brawl I always seem to go against Bolas.
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Dr_Shandor: Ooze taking now
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TheWarbo: that's what prowess is for. "I attack. Doooo you wanna block?"
Diabore: @sheer_falacy you can choose any creature type if thats how it worked, as only the main deck has to be legal for companion
DiscordianTokkan: I still adore my Klothys deck, ESPECIALLY with so many Uros about.
DiscordianTokkan: benginUroPog wheelerUro
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
Nameless_Sword: birbs!
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
Nameless_Sword: oh dear..... not good
larpkiwi: so whats the concept here? block constucted commander?
Battleguy01: That mystic has a think butt.
definenull: oh no D:
Dog_of_Myth: Oof
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
Vn497: NOT LIKE THIS
Kipper0308: they all basically opened box of standard and made a commander deck with it
someguynamedDane: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Shivam's the best
MacSquizzy: @larpkiwi each player got a box from a different set and built a commander deck from the cards in their box
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
larpkiwi: ah....
gnome_friend: So vASCULAR
lithuasil: I've seen like four different feather edh decks on stream and *each* of them was manascrewed
LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
AllGoodDogs: catte
flatluigi: is kathleen okay
definenull: that full art is gorgeous
Pywodwagon: does being on the CAG grant you the ability to perform weddings if they're at a commander game
RandomTrivia: Pupper?!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Puppy!
RassilonDND: the wife, child, or pupper eating a tomato?
Naarius: Is there somewhere to find pictures of said puppo?
TabbyLavalamp: Does Cam have the recommended 23 lands in his deck?
kristof162028: what breed is yr puppy shiven?
TaPBB: MingLee
spwndlove: hyped for the PPR on Monday!
Naarius: Living its best life
DiscordianTokkan: Smol terrier!
RaklarLS: small, big eared terrier
Nameless_Sword: island is land indeed
TheWarbo: ahh i too have a new tiny animal in the house 🐱
flatluigi: :O
ChargingFerret: :O
Darthagan: I gotta say, i thought it was gonna be etrata for Kathleen, but cameron getting boros is quite funny, remembering the quiz episode of friday nights
DiscordianTokkan: Shivam has it -covered-
historyman_admu: wait shivam is a priest? cool
themlin: thats honestly hella neat
LRRbot: Radical Idea [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Jump-start
odocoelus: Menace & deathtouch, or menace & lifelink?
ChargingFerret: lifelink it looks like
Officinalis: *Writes down* Kathleen has recursion
CozmicAndi: that card has jump start? My lgs doesn't even have that yet
LRRbot: Vedalken Mesmerist [1U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/1] | Whenever Vedalken Mesmerist attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−0 until end of turn.
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RandomTrivia: O O F
odocoelus: Ah. I got confused because Kathleen asked about deathtouch (of course, because Nethroi has it).
kirkplayseverything: Vedalken Mesmerist is a power move :O
JesusOnSegway: Cameron, nooo
Nameless_Sword: quick Cam... call James to enable his curse
sheer_falacy: is that now an official commander rule?
mtgplayaawesomness: What format is this?
ChargingFerret: playgroup thing
Murf13: Freeland!!
r10pez10: Will of the Council
Cartographers_Ink: I'm curious what religion is Shivam a priest of? Tyr?
AllGoodDogs: lmao
siltyroach: hryYep nothing happening here
gnome_friend: @Cartographers_Ink Hinduism
chaostreader: Cam hasn’t been attacked yet. That’s like a land.
Carsonogenics_: cameron used tithe
Dergib: who are the commanders? watching on mobile and the text is tiny.
Tom_Bruise: ah yes, the best part about commander; breaking the rules so the game can happen
PaperDoopliss: @mtgplayaawesomness Everyone opens a standard legal booster box and builds a commander deck from it
TheWarbo: they let you *play* a land, and you also want to tap it for mana?
Mattmitchell45: Is Kathleen kind of quiet for anyone?
LRRbot: Keensight Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/4] | When Keensight Mentor enters the battlefield, put a vigilance counter on target non-Human creature you control. / {1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with vigilance.
definenull: inb4 cameron 1hko's someone next term
eosdawntitan: @Dergib Cameron has Feather, Shivan has Nethroi, Ben is playing the M21 Niambi, and kathleen has Etrata
Battleguy01: Shivam's board is stacked.
rocketjohn: Shivam is a Hindu Pandit
freshmaker__: nethroi hiding in the background. :P
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korvys: giant monkey face
bizkut91: Overpaid for that Mentor
ChargingFerret: oof
Ballistic_Meatball: shivam forgot the umori discount on the mentor?
RandomTrivia: Keyword Soup Go!
ogier300: Shivam is popping off.
djalternative: @definenull I'm waiting for kathleen to one shot shivam with her commander
sheer_falacy: are they mentoring a lemur?
siltyroach: hryBrain Shivam with the big brain counters nice
flatluigi: a lemur the size of a horse, sheer
gnome_friend: @sheer_falacy Looks like a sifaka lemur that's walking on four legs on the ground somehow
sheer_falacy: excellent
TheWarbo: chat is like Arena, applying your triggers in discounts even if you forget. (some bugs apply)
DiscordianTokkan: Zooboomafu's big large cousin, that lets people ride on them
TheWarbo: triggers *and discounts
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi, Esteemed Speaker enters the battlefield, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's converted mana cost. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: See the Truth [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put each of those cards into your hand instead.
RaklarLS: love wheeler's choice of lands
gnome_friend: While walking in the woods one day, Keensight Mentor saw something strange
Ross1662: I forget that y’all have an actual stream and not just a YouTube.
FLAREdirector: the inimitable shivam bhatt!
flatluigi: and there's also cam
8bitredguard: what Shiva playing?
freshmaker__: oh boy yeah you have to be very careful mutating so you dont get one hit
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
flatluigi: yes, everyone has their commanders out
RandomTrivia: lrrCAMERON is also here
Revenentforce: etrata the silencer... more like erata the silencer
LRRbot: Blindblast [2R] | Instant | Blindblast deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn. / Draw a card.
gnome_friend: RIP catfriend
Pywodwagon: Shivam not having a Soldier token is very off brand
glencon: The challenge isn't getting the Soldier token, it's choosing the Soldier token.
LRRbot: Firemind Vessel [4] | Artifact | Firemind Vessel enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add two mana of different colors.
ChargingFerret: Shivan didn't have THE Solider Token
rocketjohn: that is a very cool looking soldier, Shivam
chaostreader: Well. Cam may have solved his mana problem.
LackingSanity_: is that rk post art?
RandomTrivia: It does look like RKPost
LadyLockwood92: I mean...that new Akiri is pretty sweet
flatluigi: !card garrison cat
LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
lamina5432: it is a human
sovietbear1919: It is a human soldier
Dumori: It knows only fight
flatluigi: garrison cat is a human solider
ArcOfTheConclave: it definatly is a human soldier
RandomTrivia: Mutate is still casting a Creature
IntegerDevourer: It is a hooman
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Feather is Bananas" #trueMtgStatements
Caineghest: It is a human soldier
ChargingFerret: the solider is totally a humsn
8bitredguard: mutate is fun with animar
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's a human cannot mutate.
olliecan: sofituFreakFam
yargle: ResidentSleeper Is that your final decision?
bennguyen200: Hello friends benginHi
Flyingdelorion: judge?
flatluigi: the bug
TheWarbo: what weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bananas?
gnome_friend: Hi @bennguyen200
IntegerDevourer: And nothing changed
rocketjohn: they design things?
Flyingdelorion: ty Wheeler?
thingsgoboom00: I need wheeler to make an oops all spells (and storm and belcher) canlander deck with the ZNR modal cards for land drops.
bennguyen200: Anyone feel like these commander nights are coming faster.....? because usually it's once a month....
Tom_Bruise: how rude of them, to have restrictions on things
djalternative: @TheWarbo 10 tonnes of combat tricks
bennguyen200: Not that it's a bad thing
Dumori: Ever time I hear some one play with Umori I get super confused
LRRbot: Necropanther [1WB] | Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/3] | Mutate {2}{W/B}{W/B} / Whenever this creature mutates, return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Zettabit_Fox: FallGuysWin
LRRbot: Divine Arrow [1W] | Instant | Divine Arrow deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
Officinalis: Two with swamp
LRRbot: Miscast [U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.
lamina5432: kathleen draws
IntegerDevourer: Kathleen draws
flatluigi: is the 3/2 one or two draws
flatluigi: !card midnight reaper
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Midnight Reaper deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
flatluigi: just one draw ok
IntegerDevourer: justa one
definenull: whaat?
LRRbot: Basri Ket [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Basri [3] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn. / [−2]: Whenever one or more nontoken creatures attack this turn, create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control."
Loonatic93: That's a heckuva discard.
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Earthenone: chad?
LadyLockwood92: And then to really twist the knife they immediately bring back Oketra as a mindless Zombie too.
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LRRbot: Basri Ket [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Basri [3] | [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn. / [−2]: Whenever one or more nontoken creatures attack this turn, create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control."
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: How wholesome
Loonatic93: That's a darn good story!
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lithuasil: And then Wheeler throws him in the bin
asthanius: Reminds me of that tweet about religion and dragons in RPGs
RandomTrivia: Oketra and Avacyn were both brought down by external invaders, so perhaps an angle of not losing faith when under attack?
definenull: magic: the evangelism sounds like an oxymoron
angreesloth: Representation matters :)
LadyLockwood92: That's part of why I'm glad Hazoret survived.
ArchRequiemD: That is a problem I have with so many franchises the lack of a big good or benign deity
thraximore: Hazoret is bae
chaostreader: Did Ben just cast a shrine?
chibi_bento: preach it, brother! I'm so glad whenever positive spirituality/faith stuff comes up in SF and Fantasy worlds.
LRRbot: Jeskai Elder [1U] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Prowess / Whenever Jeskai Elder deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
x0den: i didn't know that, that's awesome! while not religious myself I am SUPER tired of that trope myself
Loonatic93: Serra needs to come back. Don't care how or why! We need more Serra in Magic!!!!!
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Loonatic93: In STandard!
Loonatic93: Or Historic!
LadyLockwood92: Okay...I'm really tired. So I'm gonna go to bed. Night folks~ lrrHEART
JokerBoney: I think that trope can get done well. it's just normally... not
flatluigi: you should ask about his commander, kathleen
lirazel64: night!
thraximore: It's done so often it's expected at this point @JokerBoney
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
kristof162028: hey shiven, do you think Cleric tribal will b goo in commander with orah from the new fall set?
pelefebvre: not much in the bin atm
ArchRequiemD: What is the figure on Shivam's token
Diabore: not have too, but resommended
historyman_admu: it goes to exile
Diabore: recommended*
tehfewl: but you don't get the hit counter
TheWarbo: also fun, ZNR has a creature that starts a commander game at -20 power :-D
lamina5432: etrata exiles the creatures though
definenull: does the hit counter stay if the commander changes zones from exile to command zone?
LadyLockwood92: Just for clarity folks his name is Shivam.
chesul: what's Kathleen wondering right now?
freshmaker__: theres nothing in the bin though right? and iff you hit the panther you exile 2 things?
ArcOfTheConclave: @ArchRequiemD 1/1 human soldier
ArchRequiemD: What is the art based on though?
ChargingFerret: @freshmaker__ I think so
ArcOfTheConclave: Ah, no clue
lirazel64: That token is actually Shivam. Someone drew him as a soldier for a token.
Dog_of_Myth: She pulled a John Cena
ArchRequiemD: Cool
RandomTrivia: If it goes to the command zone, it won't be exiled with a hit counter
LRRbot: Nightveil Predator [UUBB] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Hexproof
freshmaker__: you only have a counter if you leave nethroi in exile right?
lirazel64: It's in one of his TTC#
Loonatic93: Welcome to Nightveil Predator?
ArcOfTheConclave: note the ettrata counter goes on the exiled creature
mastershake29x: shivam does not have a hit counter, the hit counter goes on the creature, and it goes away when it changes zones
gnome_friend: !card oracle of dath
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
gnome_friend: !card oracle of death
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
historyman_admu: i think @freshmaker__ is correct. if it hit the mutated creature, both cards will have a hit counter
gnome_friend: hmm
ChargingFerret: shivam doesn't have the counter, as nethroi wasn't exiled, but put into the command zone
wtrob: !card oracle of dust
LRRbot: Oracle of Dust [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/5] | Devoid / {2}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Draw a card, then discard a card.
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ashmedai127: That soldier token is boss
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaang
RandomTrivia: That's cool
korvys: lrrWOW
thraximore: hahaha
control_rig: Dude
kerbalized_: holy shit
ashmedai127: most fabulous 1/1 soldier in existence
mastershake29x: if a creature was mutated with it, that creature does go to exile and does get a hit counter
Officinalis: Draw Me, a soldier.
icefinch: holy hell
H_nter: Surely you don't get an etrata counter if its your commander
control_rig: Me: A soldier
ArchRequiemD: That is awesome
definenull: "don't do that, but I'll take it"
romanempire144: jason rainville lives in my town
LeeKongDoo: hey chat what is a Battle box?
OksanaSean: Etrata, Nightveil Predator... good stuff!!
JokerBoney: !card Oracle of Dust
LRRbot: Oracle of Dust [4U] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [3/5] | Devoid / {2}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Diabore: @LeeKongDoo open a box, make a commander deck
mastershake29x: @H_nter you do, and it does matter if the commander is your 3rd creature with a hit counter, as under the new rules you now lose before the SBA to move it
chaostreader: @definenull More “don’t do that, here’s more money”
LRRbot: Tibalt, Rakish Instigator [2R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | Your opponents can't gain life. / [−2]: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
ChargingFerret: tibbies!
Juliamon: LeeKongDoo You pick a booster box from Standard
AllGoodDogs: Have you seen my bear tibbers!
Vampiricsloth: @LeeKongDoo buy a box make a deck :P
LeeKongDoo: Seems straight forward lol thank you all!
historyman_admu: so if kathleen hit the mutated creature, shivam would have already 2 exiled cards with a hit counter
ArcOfTheConclave: note a mutate stack has all the members each get a hit counter
Vampiricsloth: u have 36 packs to build from :D
DiscordianTokkan: Debil or angle
r10pez10: cam got shivam good
ChargingFerret: @historyman_admu yes
mastershake29x: @historyman_admu correct, but then when the commander moves it loses the hit counter
aerohydra: @benjamin_wheeler love the brand new reference
RandomTrivia: RIP Shivam, killed by Cam's joke
DiscordianTokkan: There are two woofs inside you one, uwus, the other borks
TotallyNotaBeholder: The angle on my shoulder is rather acute
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benjamin_wheeler: glad of it
Muddy_Thunder: @benjamin_wheeler from the top ropes with brand new references
historyman_admu: @mastershake29x i was talking about the first target that kathleen was initially thinking about
SpoonfullOfSugar: what happens if etrata hits a 3 stack mutation?
LRRbot: Imposing Vantasaur [5W] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/6] | Vigilance / Cycling {1}
ChargingFerret: the player immediately loses
H_nter: @mastershake29x really? That seems odd to me as the counter is on the card which doesn't stay exiled as its returned to the command zone, no?
mastershake29x: @SpoonfullOfSugar unless the top card is a token, that player will lose
Murf13: yes
DiscordianTokkan: Yes
RaklarLS: yes
Diabore: yes
IntegerDevourer: Yes and yes
sovietbear1919: Yes and yes
Diabore: and yess
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun it might be worth telling kathleen that if etrata hits one of shivam's mutate cards that has three creatures in the mutate stack, shivam loses in one shot
SpoonfullOfSugar: wow
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Murf13: And Yes
Flyingdelorion: Yes and Yes and yes
RaklarLS: it costs 8
H_nter: @mastershake29x just saw your last reply, thanks for the info tho
rocketjohn: when you refer to the card, and it's a stack, it refers to each card
RandomTrivia: LUL
niccus: it's a semi-targeted creature spell
pelefebvre: is shivam's deck Ikoria only?
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lamina5432: its an alternate casting cost so it replaces the CMC
orimazer: "check for trinisphere" -- T Pain
mastershake29x: @pelefebvre yes, each player has a deck from one set only
RandomTrivia: Alternative, Addition, increases, decreases, then Trinisphere
Loonatic93: That's the cool thing about that Sultai Mutator. You can mutuate from graveyard, so no tax!
mastershake29x: @pelefebvre specifically one box of one set
pelefebvre: thx
ChargingFerret: @H_nter the card doesn't move until it enters the exile zone, as per the commander rules change, so as etrata's ability resovles, it sees the commander exiled with a counter, when the commander would be moved before anyone gets priority after the ability resolves
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gnome_friend: !findquote bargle
LRRbot: Quote #4929: "You can't just come out of the gate bargling everybody's Yargle and expect to live." —Kathleen [2018-04-28]
korvys: The limited format of the MTG 1% :P
RaklarLS: (don't pick legends.)
ArchRequiemD: Can you use specialty sets such as battlebond or conspiracy?
DiscordianTokkan: Heya @TolarianCommunityCollege !
Loonatic93: Hello Professor!
mastershake29x: etrata can be awesome against a mutate player, can get a one shot kill if the player isn't careful
Murf13: Hey Prof
freshmaker__: I do wish my friends and i were bougie enough to buy a whole box each for this.
ArchRequiemD: Hello prof
H_nter: @ChargingFerret yeah, thanks. I understand how it only really affects the game if the commander is the third creature exiled. Thanks for clarifying
its_Disco: wheelerMuldcb Howdy Prof
ChargingFerret: no problem
Svengineer: your life points are a resource, and so are your opponent'
DiscordianTokkan: It's a banger
themlin: it slaps
Naarius: The key change after the 3rd chorus gets me every time
TolarianCommunityCollege: affini5Disappoint
SirBiffaloEsq: Does Etrata hitting a mutate stack put a counter on each creature in the stack, killing Shivam?
chumpofthemonth: If it's ever safe to play Magic with other people again I really want to try this with a box of Core 2019
Diabore: uh ben, you appear to have a sanctum in your deck, just thought id let you know
gnome_friend: !findquote song
LRRbot: Quote #875: "*Super Mario Brothers 2 theme song done in "Bwee"s*" —Cameron [2015-10-16]
LRRbot: Quasiduplicate [1UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Jump-start
flatluigi: yes biffalo, every creature gets the counter when they go to exile
LRRbot: Nightveil Predator [UUBB] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Hexproof
Diabore: !decks
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
iris_of_ether: Wheeler why.
ArchRequiemD: I laughed at that more than I should have
LRRbot: Vicious Rumors [B] | Sorcery | Vicious Rumors deals 1 damage to each opponent. Each opponent discards a card, then mills a card. You gain 1 life.
AllGoodDogs: Kathleen, don't forget you can cast quasiduplicate out of your yard again :D
niccus: i'm sensing a theme in the deck
Save_vs_DM: Honestly, I don't think Vicious Rumors is that bad in commander.
Tantaburs: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
TheWarbo: kathleen doesn't gain a life, because tibalt
Save_vs_DM: It's kind of a 6 for one.
gnome_friend: Congratulations, @Tantaburs
IntegerDevourer: I was hoping for Quasiduplicating on the Birdromancer
ChargingFerret: tibbles stops lifegain though
Save_vs_DM: Wow, did I come in on a /weird/ setup.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I think WotC underestimates the pain that Vicious Rumors can cause
LRRbot: Blast Zone | Land | Blast Zone enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it. / {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on Blast Zone. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Blast Zone: Destroy each nonland permanent with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Blast Zone.
Obsc: I played 7 of them in my draft deck once :D
TheWarbo: that land is a blast
Tantaburs: That cards a blast
Save_vs_DM: Does FNPF usually start at 5pm PST?
gnome_friend: !findquote weird
LRRbot: Quote #5951: "The internet is weird and scary." —Graham [2019-03-29]
IntegerDevourer: Huh, that's weird.
LRRbot: Spellgorger Weird [2R] | Creature — Weird [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Spellgorger Weird.
Tantaburs: @TheWarbo ayyyy
RaklarLS: weird!
Officinalis: Look at Mr. Boros Mana over here.
Diabore: @Obsc that seems fine, i thinnk you want 5 bare minimum or none at all
RaklarLS: i love that card.
LoadingReadyRun: @Save_vs_DM yes
DiscordianTokkan: KaCAW
Vampiricsloth: pecking shivam to death one point at a time haha
Save_vs_DM: Well, shoot. Had the time wrong.
Vn497: If there's blood in your vengeance, consult your doctor
kristof162028: hey kathy what time is the pre prerelease this monday?
the777s: at least the KaCaw didnt have a blade
RaklarLS: 53 turn clock, times 3
Loonatic93: Wow... Shivam is just Mr. Toxic Negativity over here... lrrBEEJ
EHarber1: this format seems cool even if a bit slow
djalternative: I just got back. How's the "kathleen nuking shivam from orbit" plan going
Naarius: spoopcat
Dog_of_Myth: The most metal cat
bennguyen200: 11 am pst I believe @kristof162028 which whatever time that is for you
TheWarbo: @Save_vs_DM I highly recommend the link from !schedule, it's way easier than trying to remember everything
LRRbot: Rewind [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
e_bloc: how impossibly rud
e_bloc: *rude
Save_vs_DM: Sure. What's the !schedule?
RandomTrivia: That is a very large oof right there
TheWarbo: !schedule
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Murf13: it does
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It does.
RaklarLS: so 10? oof
ChargingFerret: yes, it was cast from the command zone
Save_vs_DM: Thank you kindly.
Murf13: wheelerBless
gnome_friend: "Necrokitty" is a good word
the777s: chat, land's wrath or sneak attack?
gnome_friend: @the777s I mean, I prefer Land's Wrath but different people like different things
DaSunao: ui
NarishmaReborn: when an ooze hits your face for four damage in this case it's Umori
LRRbot: Griffin Aerie [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
Tom_Bruise: so many plains, so little cards
RandomTrivia: @NarishmaReborn LUL
LeeKongDoo: We have had a T-pain reference and a Evita reference in the same game. The RANGE of these people
RandomTrivia: !quote 5705
LRRbot: Quote #5705: "It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
TeamDarkBeginning: The777s Sneak Attack
Save_vs_DM: Sadly this is as close as I've gotten to commander since the lockdown.
sasschad: Griffin aerie not great if you can’t gain life!
Banrael: cheer400
SquirrelEarl: Griffin Aerie is pretty good. Shame if you couldn't gain life: Tibalt
RaklarLS: i mean, he is also at 52
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the777s: I pick Sneak Attack, but only bc I want the faerie cards
andrew: lrrWOW Shivam
gnome_friend: !quote andrew
LRRbot: Quote #6555: "It was my first time and I wanted to do a good job." —Andrew, about intending to rent a tank for his Desert Bus driver intro [2019-11-10]
the777s: snack break?
andrew: It's still weird to me that you can't rent anything larger than an APC on vancouver island
RandomTrivia: Gotta get those Dracos
andrew: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LRRbot: Tenth District Legionnaire [RW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tenth District Legionnaire, put a +1/+1 counter on Tenth District Legionnaire, then scry 1.
TheAwkes: Get in the zone. The~ Blast~ Zone~
Naarius: I'm having standard flaskbacks
Blightfight: Wisest dog referennce!
Save_vs_DM: Blast Zone sounds like a cereal that's like extra sharp captain crunch.
lirazel64: ~musical interlude ~
Naarius: *zing
Dog_of_Myth: *que commerical*
GreayStone: Walking un air
hyaundredneer: Feather? Etrata? Nethrol? Niambi? Indeed; there bee monstas here.
lithuasil: insta demonetized, music too realistic
MadWolf1290: why not both?
Naarius: !clip
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gredgredmansson: "doooo do do do do do!"
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaa
RandomTrivia: Well played lrrKATHLEEN
RandomTrivia: !break
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NotCainNorAbel: can't get a snack; i have a cat on my lap. peeing is not a good option either
the777s: comercial? heading to another stream. lol
ihlendrax: That getter make the highlight reel.
RandomTrivia: @NotCainNorAbel I'm sorry to hear of your imprisonment
Blightfight: Ah, spectacular timing as usual, me.
Dog_of_Myth: @NotCainNorAbel You could but the cat may not approve.
Save_vs_DM: You know what I really liked about those april fools matts?
Dog_of_Myth: It's a risk/reward
Save_vs_DM: They're actually great for left handed players.
gnome_friend: lrrMATT
gnome_friend: @Save_vs_DM can you read them though?
Flyingdelorion: Ok, nest boss in Metroid Fusion.....
NotCainNorAbel: @RandomTrivia I guess I sort of trained this. Not sure why I did that now.
Save_vs_DM: I can.
Save_vs_DM: Mostly I'm annoyed that pretty much any mat like that doesn't work if you put your library on the left hand side.
NotCainNorAbel: @Dog_of_Myth I think my SO would be unhappy that we need to buy a new chair or clean this one
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gnome_friend: #pigmilk
someguynamedDane: I'm a lefty, but my library usually goes wherever it won't block my opponents view of my field. I don't mind reaching across
Save_vs_DM: Hmm. I have a friend I just taught to play. I should get htem one of those playmats. They always put their lands on top, like I used to do way back in unlimited.
Save_vs_DM: I tried that, someguynamedDane - I keep knocking my library over
darkspiredragon: PPR is Monday?
NotCainNorAbel: PPR is Monday!
Save_vs_DM: Yes.
Save_vs_DM: So says this very handy calendar thing I just learned about.
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Save_vs_DM: That's gonna make work a lot more fun.
Obos_TAB: what was that song?
gnome_friend: !bgc
NotCainNorAbel: Did you know that calendars were invented when Unions were trying to explain that people should get weekends off
Obos_TAB: I've heard every bgc album i didn't recognize it...hrmm
SoldieroFortune: Huh, I didn't know the Mayans had unions ...
gnome_friend: @NotCainNorAbel I don't think I know... the Whole Story
Juliamon: The first song was Snowcones
Ritaspirithntr: @obos_tab I believe it was called Snowcone or Snowconing
thraximore: @SoldieroFortune LUL gottem
Obos_TAB: thanks!
Juliamon: !bgc
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Pharmacistjudge: So are they playing a second game?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Make your own family.
gnome_friend: still the first game
Pharmacistjudge: Mid game cliffhanger?
flatluigi: yeah and it doesn't look like it's finishing anytime soon
flatluigi: just a five minute break
Murf13: mid game break
gnome_friend: One of those weird Twitch contract advertising breaks
djalternative: but also a pee break
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Pharmacistjudge: Any fun interactions?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Untapping? Is that allowed?
gnome_friend: Hello Kathleen's hand
NotCainNorAbel: I kind of have liked the recent addition of breaks. I hope they help LRR and it does allow me to sometimes get up and also get back into things as well.
darkspiredragon: We get a Shivam tonight? Awesome!
gnome_friend: Hello Cameron's hand as well
TheWarbo: welcome to our newest segment: "Shivam Untaps!"
Countjondi: how do you pronounce Bhatt?
ArdCollider: that sounds personal, Shivam
gnome_friend: @Countjondi like "Butt" but with a breathier sound
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
flatluigi: @Pharmacistjudge etrata and shivam's mutates; kathleen tucked his commander but it didn't count as getting a counter b/c it went to the command zone
Murf13: i hope so
Vampiricsloth: hey chat, whats your thoughts on "the list" ?
gnome_friend: @Vampiricsloth I wish it was more closely Zendikar-themed
Vampiricsloth: a few goodies i been needing are on it so i'm happy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL and that's what happens when you pat the cat too much
Martin_FcG: I wanted Cam to say in response I bolt the cat.
LoadingReadyRun: Cat Nightmare Beast
ArchRequiemD: The list feels all over the place
RandomTrivia: @Vampiricsloth So much junk on it that it really deserves to be in every set booster, not just 1/4 of them
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge well, kathleen is playing etratta and shivam is playing mutate so...
Vampiricsloth: yeah i was looking through it and it was a lot of random weird from way back when haha
lirazel64: Paul, some cats are nightmare beasts from the get-go.
RandomTrivia: Like, it would be cool as an "every pack has this!" thing, but it's not going to be the value-added thing they are trying to sell it as
Obos_TAB: I like the list but I also liked timeshifted cards, which this feels like its the same thing?
gnome_friend: "Vantasaurily"
EHarber1: so can you pick any box or is it only certain sets for this game
flatluigi: any box
gnome_friend: @EHarber1 standard legal
gnome_friend: for tonight's version
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Homelands Box OP
RandomTrivia: Live the dream and crack 5c Niv!
LRRbot: Read the Tides [5U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw three cards. / • Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.
PacierD20: "the spirit of commander is.. uh... who cares?"
PacierD20: perfect.
Obos_TAB: Everyone cracked a box to build their decks?
RandomTrivia: M19 would have been quite good, assuming you open one of the Elder Dragons
Naarius: Now consider Homelands
e_bloc: Corgo300
TabbyLavalamp: Has Cam cast Feather yet?
Obos_TAB: I would choose coldsnap
gualdhar: I think it would be fine if you let people pick any legendary from their set
gnome_friend: Would masters sets be way stronger?
lithuasil: windmillslam Saviors of Kamigawa
possummtg: @Naarius Can didgiridoo be my commander
LRRbot: Palladium Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
omdorastrix: Surprised (not really) that no one tried to do unstable as the box of choice.
gnome_friend: It really needs to be a multi-colored set
RandomTrivia: 3-colour based sets seem like the ideal choice, now I want to do this with KTK
Juliamon: gnome_friend I imagine cracking a box of Masters would get you disqualified from your friend group unless everyone was doing it
RaklarLS: onslaught with a grand total of 7 mono-coloured legends
ArchRequiemD: How about battle bond for this?
niccus: which standard set do you think best enables your second box?
TabbyLavalamp: I'm not going to high five people even when this is over. When I found out the percentage of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom...
JokerBoney: Ben shut off my P3K box idea
visiting_from_the_vods: I want to try this with a Khans block set.
gnome_friend: So there are only three multicolored legends in Kaladesh
RaklarLS: @TabbyLavalamp offer gel first, then high five. Then gel again. And again. And...
LRRbot: Pilfering Imp [B] | Creature — Imp [1/1] | Flying / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Pilfering Imp: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
RandomTrivia: Or for the high-ballers, Khans full-block KTK-FRF-DTK full-box sealed commander
LRRbot: Blast Zone | Land | Blast Zone enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it. / {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on Blast Zone. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Blast Zone: Destroy each nonland permanent with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Blast Zone.
TabbyLavalamp: @RaklarLS Or I guess I could keep a nitril glove handy.
Obos_TAB: honor is so good
LRRbot: Honor the God-Pharaoh [2R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. Amass 1.
Obos_TAB: i love this idea of limited commander
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler being classy and not putting up the dog piss screen overlay wheelerKappa
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Obos_TAB: this is zombocom
RandomTrivia: Wow, that's a deep cut @Obos_TAB
gnome_friend: I think I would actually choose Zendikar Rising
djalternative: god I love zombocom
hyaundredneer: Zombree
sfn____: you can do ANYTHING, at zombocom...
FacelessManAboutTown: Does tibalt stop all opponents from gaining life or just target?
LRRbot: Feather, the Redeemed [RWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
dorksanddegenerates: So was this a sealed box commander or just limited to what a certain set contains?
gnome_friend: !findquote truly begins
LRRbot: Quote #2839: "And now the game truly begins." —Ian [2016-04-30]
dividesBy0: Would it be cheating to play battlebox with a commander legends box? :P
FacelessManAboutTown: !card Tibalt
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tibalt's Rager; Tibalt, Rakish Instigator; Tibalt the Chaotic; Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded
RaklarLS: @TabbyLavalamp and miss on all the eye burning fumes? ...yeah, ok.
RandomTrivia: @dividesBy0 Probably fun if everyone is doing that
hyaundredneer: The answer is probably "...Yes." chat.
bennguyen200: This has become the bully the guest commander stream
Kipper0308: Message sent haha
RandomTrivia: Meow?
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerMulderce
Martin_FcG: Is the downside for this style of a play a lack of board wipes?
gnome_friend: Oh, the core set with elder dragons could be fun
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerMulderP
dividesBy0: You probably could do sealed commander (100 card) with 10-12 packs of commander legends now I think about it.
djalternative: @dividesBy0 or like doing a "specialty sets" theme where it's any non-standard non-masters set.
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerMuldp
TabbyLavalamp: Would a box of Battlebond be somewhere between a standard set and a masters set for power?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Is an angel called Feather like a person named Harry?
DoodlestheGreat: Or a boy named Sue?
Tingeltangelibach: lol
TabbyLavalamp: #report lrrPaul
Pharmacistjudge: for pure funsies, WoTC people told me that if you want to do 100 card deck draft for commander legends, use 5 packs for each person in draft
AffinityArtifacts: OH HAI
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think that's for us humans to decide
tangokilo421: Or a fella named Arm
gnome_friend: Hi @AffinityArtifacts
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djalternative: Hi Olivia
unarmedoracle: Hiya @AffinityArtifacts!
Pharmacistjudge: oh hey Olivia
AffinityArtifacts: <3 <3 <3 <3
TheWarbo: Umoori, the Vanilla Ooze
AffinityArtifacts: HI WHEELER AND KATHLEEN AND SHIVAM AND CAMERON <3
LRRbot: Tibalt, Rakish Instigator [2R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | Your opponents can't gain life. / [−2]: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
SirBiffaloEsq: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
circusofkirkus: wheelerHub
Dread_Pirate_Westley: wheelerHub
tehfewl: wheelerHub
gnome_friend: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #5272: "Remember me as I lived, full of hubris." —RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
trevorwisn: wheelerHub
Murf13: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerHub
Vampiricsloth: wheelerHub
Pywodwagon: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
XivXiyan: wheelerHub
RaklarLS: all creatures, all the time
SeismicLawns: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerGreed wheelerHub
insidepigeon: wheelerHub
RandomTrivia: !quote 6566
LRRbot: Quote #6566: "It's yeehaws and hubris all the way down." —Wheeler [2019-11-12]
gnome_friend: !findquote flood
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Obos_TAB: Wait how do you build a commander deck with just 6 packs...
Obos_TAB: I guess I'm format confused
TheAwkes: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #6246: "I lift curses through clapping!" —Serge [2019-07-29]
TabbyLavalamp: hussyBUTTAH hussyBUTTAH hussyBUTTAH hussyBUTTAH (I don't have a hubris emote)
gnome_friend: @Obos_TAB you add six packs
hyaundredneer: Nah, Hubris is more unintentional from experience or rather lack of.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The same as what it copied.
RaklarLS: you don't, you add 6 packs from a dset you haven't opened per week @Obos_TAB
TheBorzoi: I thought token copies still counted as 0 CMC?
Obos_TAB: Ohhhhhh.
TheWarbo: "Homelands"
freshmaker__: good lord it's even more bougie than I first thought.
Obos_TAB: I stand by Coldsnap
ArchRequiemD: How is conspiracy and battlebond in this format?
SeismicLawns: @TheBorzoi only if they're a token copy of something with cmc 0 (probably also a token that's not a copy)
Save_vs_DM: I once did a chaos draft and ended up with two packs of homelands
Save_vs_DM: I was....very miffed
Nyxjbm: Coldsnap had some cool 3 colour commanders
Ryavis: I open archenemy, and get some cards for my scheme deck
hyaundredneer: or idk, only that I make an equation out of Hubris = Omission
Tomodachi_Express: so many Thailds 😁
Save_vs_DM: Good thing is all my friends felt so bad they gave me a pack of eternal masters to make up for it
Nyxjbm: Alara or Tarkir would also be good for that
dividesBy0: Chronicles
Obos_TAB: I think you could probably crack digital packs and then just buy/have the singles
Pharmacistjudge: how does commander legends work then, since they packs are bigger than normal?
TabbyLavalamp: Blood Moon from the Dark would be fine.
e_bloc: what if they're jumpstart packs
LRRbot: Shipwreck Dowser [3UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/3] | Prowess / When Shipwreck Dowser enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
blue_lore: would you get two boxes if you wanted Homelands as your base?
gredgredmansson: !card raid the tides
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
pelefebvre: all the thrull
gredgredmansson: !card read the tides
LRRbot: Read the Tides [5U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw three cards. / • Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.
SquadHawk: do you have to stick to the same colors/commander week to week or could you start Boros, keep track of your total pool, and eventually switch to grixis?
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RaklarLS: a box of invasion, hope for one of the Dragons?
RandomTrivia: Infinite Rampant Growths
gnome_friend: Eldraine Omnath or Oko?
SeismicLawns: good ol eldraine omnath
RaklarLS: in the eventuality of not you not getting a legend in a box, do you just get one from that set? Unlikely, but still.
Underachiever28: What's battle box commander?
TheWarbo: wait what did i hear that sounded like "Eldraine Omnath"?
gnome_friend: I think he meant Oko
TheWarbo: oh
chaostreader: @underachiever28 Open a box of a set and build a commander deck
TheWarbo: yeah, I hear that card is good :-D
GenDoesGames: Ben's playing the good Niambi? Tsk tsk
freshmaker__: put omnath in eldraine you cowards
TabbyLavalamp: I like Cam playing Boros though.
flatluigi: everyone's favorite blueblack card
Underachiever28: @chaostreader thanks
gnome_friend: Tens?
TheWarbo: 🤔
gnome_friend: What?
r10pez10: What?
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
flatluigi: it is a reference
icefinch: ?
actionjb: Rofl
Lord_Durin: 10/10
TiagoToledo: !sir
e_bloc: unreal
actionjb: That is the funniest thing I have heard tonight
IntegerDevourer: Boo
DemonicUrge: setting up a tenth of a tent
RandomTrivia: Why aren't you thoughtseizing the UW control player?
flatluigi: :O
RaklarLS: woooow
RandomTrivia: OUCH
Murf13: good hit
train_diskenth: WELL
dorksanddegenerates: So THAT was correct
theambivalentagender: Dang
Obos_TAB: oh my
dalek_kosh: Ouch
TiagoToledo: REKT
flatluigi: well that was the right choice
GenDoesGames: oof
pelefebvre: ouch
TheWarbo: wait Shivam ripped the Abzan Apex, the Abzan triome, *and* the Abzan Ultimatum?
TabbyLavalamp: jhavokREKT
e_bloc: yikes
LRRbot: Eerie Ultimatum [WWBBBGG] | Sorcery | Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.
IntegerDevourer: in b4 cam pops the blast zone
Pharmacistjudge: chat...10mg of ativan is ALOT
flatluigi: all at once?
e_bloc: relatab le
Pharmacistjudge: but probably won't kill you, unless you combine it with alcohol
Pharmacistjudge: do not combine benzos with alcohol
e_bloc: ^^
Vampiricsloth: downers mixed with downers aren't good for you period
e_bloc: benzos OR alcohol, that's my motto
thedudethatway: I would love to see this battle-box commander doing Pauper EDH
Pharmacistjudge: let's put it this way, when I see a celebrity death due to overdose...it's almost always at base, a mixture of benzos and alcohol.
e_bloc: as though Shivam has not been through enough
gredgredmansson: ooh that's neat
glistening_negat0r: We need to start turning ‘em sideways folks!!!
gredgredmansson: "we need to get that Tibalt off the board" I bet he's thrilled
benjamin_wheeler: if I had good attacks, lord knows I would
TheWarbo: I do like how Cam has been keeping his Tibalt on 3 loyalty, just to be sure
apostlyte: Love the layout.
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kerbalized_: roasted
lithuasil: The patented Shivam "basic of the top" sigh
flatluigi: lrrWOW
mowdownjoe: "We need to get that Tibalt off the board." Words never uttered until WotS.
gredgredmansson: @mowdownjoe his nickname in the TTC episode was "Tibalt the Playable" after all
r10pez10: flunge minus 1
gnome_friend: Flunge-1=?
gredgredmansson: Funge
niccus: a sensible flunge
gnome_friend: Ah yes, the funge
benjamin_wheeler: 2 cmc tibalt is great in cmdr
gnome_friend: !card, tibalt, the fiend
gnome_friend: !card tibalt, the fiend
LRRbot: Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded [RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [2] | [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card at random. / [−4]: Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player. / [−6]: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
glistening_negat0r: Get out your TI-83 nerds Shivam is swinging in!!!
LRRbot: Divine Arrow [1W] | Instant | Divine Arrow deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
IntegerDevourer: Ugin's lives
IntegerDevourer: It had 2 counters right?
historyman_admu: !card ugin's conjurant
LRRbot: Ugin's Conjurant [X] | Creature — Spirit Monk [0/0] | Ugin's Conjurant enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Ugin's Conjurant while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from Ugin's Conjurant.
gnome_friend: "The garrison cat will pop" is a disturbing sentence
flatluigi: is the zombie army dead?
gredgredmansson: Is ayone else playing Ugin's Conjurant?
thehokeypokey: army dies
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Pls don't pop Garrison Cat
flatluigi: what did wheeler do to the screecher?
gnome_friend: tapped it
LRRbot: Sanctum of Calm Waters [3U] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of Shrines you control. If you do, discard a card.
dividesBy0: Inside every Garrison Cat is a soldier waiting to get out.
lithuasil: tapped it with the white shrine
flatluigi: oh with the shrine
flatluigi: okay
Obos_TAB: haha
TheWarbo: rip Tibbers, he was too pure for this plane
ihazadeck: everyone is summoning thiqqqq
gnome_friend: Why does the word "larcenist" sound fake to me?
LRRbot: Library Larcenist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/2] | Whenever Library Larcenist attacks, draw a card.
benjamin_wheeler: its just the french version of Library Arsonist
Tantaburs: you could say that card card was being... dead weight
thethirdstageoflumpygravy: aptly named dead weight
benjamin_wheeler: biblotheque
benjamin_wheeler: oh god spelling
TheWarbo: you know, i should make a Gray Merchant/Rogues deck called Gary Larsonist
dorksanddegenerates: Dont you get a bird from the jumpstart card?
DiscordianTokkan: Biblo the Que
Tantaburs: !birb
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flatluigi: yeah, kathleen has an extra bird now
TiagoToledo: Biblotheque is in Byblos, friend Kappa
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
gnome_friend: All I wanna do, is see you turn into
Mattmitchell45: a murder lady
e_bloc: step on me etrata
BTC1220: dust
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried doing it again, but better?
ryder0802: "all I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman. A GIANT WOMAN!"
Redartifice: !Sanctum of Tranquil Light
flatluigi: kathleen should have a fourth bird because of the jumpstarted card
Pharmacistjudge: did Kathleen get a bird for Jump starting?
dorksanddegenerates: KATHLEEN YO BIRB!
lamina5432: did kathleen get another bird for the jump start card
Redartifice: !card Sanctum of Tranquil Light
LRRbot: Sanctum of Tranquil Light [W] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | {5}{W}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Shrine you control.
e_bloc: I felt bad but not that bad
r10pez10: wait was gempalm a cycle
gnome_friend: yes
flatluigi: ooo
ArchRequiemD: Here we are born to be kings
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Emergence Zone: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
tergonis: wheeler you're a monster
Pharmacistjudge: @r10pez10 yes it was
Peithoson: CLAN MACLEOD!
SeismicLawns: sorry can we get a wheelerJoke for that blu ray
LRRbot: Griffin Aerie [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
shurtal: why is the shrink rap still on that? that deserves to be well worn
e_bloc: gempalm polluter is pretty legit
lamina5432: importantly in the goblin v goblin match up gempalm incinarator is all goblins on the field
ArcOfTheConclave: Gem palm poluter of 'just kill your opponent.
TheWarbo: yeah, it was a cycle, and arena has two of them (also the Zombie one)
Redartifice: @r10pez10 The zombie in the cycle used to get some pauper play
e_bloc: I run the polluter in my zombies edh deck
Redartifice: !card Gempalm Polluter
LRRbot: Gempalm Polluter [5B] | Creature — Zombie [4/3] | Cycling {B}{B} / When you cycle Gempalm Polluter, you may have target player lose life equal to the number of Zombies on the battlefield.
e_bloc: v. good with recursion to hand
gnome_friend: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #3015: "Is there any more garbage we can eat?" —Cameron [2016-07-21]
ArchRequiemD: Black one can wreck people
LRRbot: Saheeli's Silverwing [4] | Artifact Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Saheeli's Silverwing enters the battlefield, look at the top card of target opponent's library.
bl1ghtn1n6: Gempalm Polluter: a good one in Field/zombie-Gift decks
Naarius: D:
SignisAkanades: Such a powerful card
Murf13: oh my...
flatluigi: wow
TheWarbo: chat has k n o w l e d g e
niccus: so powerful
r10pez10: chat close your eyes
GenDoesGames: what a card!
Tingeltangelibach: D:
trevorwisn: oh no i didn't close my eyes
dividesBy0: Now play the rest of the game with eyes closed.
F1SHOR: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: That card is a card
Morrigan9: probably ban worthy
Svengineer: I had my eyes closed, what was it?
KingXicor: 8 of spades?
fullofliesandbees: Everybody else should just concede now.
e_bloc: oh I looked
gualdhar: but Ben I thought that card was banned!
rogerivany: I didn't close my eyes either
TheBorzoi: Everyone else should just concede at this point
djalternative: how did ben open a black lotus?
historyman_admu: the top card is dark magician
Blightfight: It was clearly Emrakul. I kid I have no clue.
Redartifice: This is like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just keep your eyes closed
Sibwow: but if you ban someone theyll complain to card kingdom
lamina5432: we finally know something wheeler doesn't
ryder0802: I didn't know Blightsteel Colossus was in M21
Save_vs_DM: Senseings Peek-a-boo top
e_bloc: honor system ban me
theaggrokrag: A PREVIEW CARD!!! NO WAY
thethirdstageoflumpygravy: you thought it was a magic card, but it was me, Dio!
SeismicLawns: ben why are you playing tarmagoyf in a UW deck
e_bloc: (jplease don't ban me)
Blightfight: LOL A preview card
themlin: SCUTE MOB WOT?
ArchRequiemD: I can't believe it was a magic card
rogerivany: Ladybugs came to the ladybug picnic.
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
ptay313: That's a nice Jace the Mind Sculptor Wheeler has
Redartifice: BIG BOY
Peithoson: Nice Hooting mandrels, wheeler!
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Redartifice: SUCH A BIG BOY
Redartifice: HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG
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theaggrokrag: [takes Top Deck Magic Card's mask off] It was Wyvern Card the whole time!!
Sibwow: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART th
TheBorzoi: Does the mutate cost also grow for commanders?
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r10pez10: casting anything out of the command zone again ups the cost by {2}
FacelessManAboutTown: :D
glistening_negat0r: @theborzoi yes
NDCazzy: G
theaggrokrag: Oh @poggifers You shouldnt have!
Peithoson: then vengabus???
e_bloc: no you only get to pick 3 keywords
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi, Esteemed Speaker enters the battlefield, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's converted mana cost. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
JarofGoats: Hey, just got here, can I ask what 'battle-box' commander is?
LRRbot: Sanctum of Calm Waters [3U] | Legendary Enchantment — Shrine | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may draw X cards, where X is the number of Shrines you control. If you do, discard a card.
SnowBuddy18: @JarofGoats buy a box, make a commander deck
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thehokeypokey: did the life get updated or did I miss it
steven_strangle: Was that a King Crimson reference, Wheeler?
TheBorzoi: Isn't Nethroi's base Mutate cost 4,w/b,b,b? If that's supposed to be +8 then the cost would be 15 before the reduction from Umori.
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Hi Cameron!!!
JarofGoats: @SnowBuddy18 Thanks!
JoelJohnsonCranidos: This is an elite line up
flatluigi: it was +6 when he cast it borzoi
JarofGoats: @poggifers Thanks for the gift sub!
TheBorzoi: Oh
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
TheBorzoi: My bad then
tergonis: okie dokie literature club
LRRbot: Tolarian Kraken [4UU] | Creature — Kraken [4/6] | Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. When you do, you may tap or untap target creature.
NDCazzy: Did Shivam's commander have haste? Or does it work diff with mutate?
magicwiz: is/was there a pre=pre-releasse for zen rising?
TheWarbo: !ppr
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SeismicLawns: Big Tentacle Chunky
e_bloc: ODLC
ChandraGrillmaster: King Crimson FTW y’all
magicwiz: ah ok
Kykiwi: oh no i late D: to the voood
flatluigi: ndcazzy: if you mutate on a card that doesn't have summoning sickness, the merged permanent still doesn't have summoning sickness
Kipper0308: he's a very good student
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just_gut: Yes Wheeler with the Okey-Doki Doki Literature Club line! My daughter says that all of the time.
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TiagoToledo: He's just big boned!
DiscordianTokkan: That kraken has a GREAT glowing brain
SeismicLawns: He's the first member of the T K crew (T K. Tolarian Kong)
Peithoson: Oh my God, Becky. Look at that butt.
Kipper0308: takes excellent notes
gnome_friend: !findquote kraken
LRRbot: Quote #6342: "I want to give the kraken a manicure." —Jacob [2019-08-19]
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lirazel64: ~ another musical interlude ~
chibi_bento: creatures of all shapes, abilities and genders are welcome here!
theaggrokrag: Tolarian Kraken addicts definitely gets less prison time than Urborg Krakheads do, Dominaria justice is a farce
NDCazzy: Thanks @flatluigi
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Tolarian Kraken is attending the Tolarian Academy on a scull-ership
Save_vs_DM: Doran likes big butts and he cannot deny.
RandomTrivia: Well played lrrPAUL
Tingeltangelibach: :D
F1SHOR: boooo paul!
2S2T: boooo paul boooo
TiagoToledo: boo this man!
DiscordianTokkan: The flavour text for Tolarian Kraken makes it seem like it's a wandering Simic creature doing their Masters thesis at Tolaria
SeismicLawns: lrrPAUL wheelerJoke
NarishmaReborn: cheer this man
BirkaBirkowski: FR Episode:15 gg my face
TabbyLavalamp: #report #block #ban lrrPAUL
SirBiffaloEsq: Yes
RandomTrivia: With the trigger on the stack, if she leaves the battlefield she will not be shuffled
chesul: wait, shouldn't he have 3X since etrata puts a counter on both creatures and he already had 1? or did I miss something significant earlier?
freshmaker__: yep. you can do it in response to the trigger
SirBiffaloEsq: You have to do it before the exile happens, but then the exile can still happen
its_Disco: Yes.
Pharmacistjudge: correct
apacheekid: yup.
mastershake29x: yes, you can return etrata with the trigger on the stack, and she'll(?) stay in your hand
flatluigi: @chesul the first counter was on the commander, which moved from exile to the command zone and lost the counter
glistening_negat0r: Wheeler setting up for a big combo win here
TabbyLavalamp: Paul's emoji should be a Pun-isher skull.
its_Disco: Its like doing it with Mesmeric Fiend, right?
glistening_negat0r: I can feel it in my plums
theaggrokrag: but you still get the trigger?
freshmaker__: I have an etrata deck full of flickers and bounces of various kinds
pelefebvre: !etrate
mastershake29x: that's how it works in arena anyway
gnome_friend: @glistening_negat0r are they in the icebox?
theaggrokrag: I was going to build thos deck but got too confused goldfishing
chesul: flatluigi I thought the first counter was on the creature the commander was mutated on.
flatluigi: the commander wasn't mutated onto anything
BrokenBambooStick: does that work on Arena?
mastershake29x: @BrokenBambooStick yes
jazzyjrw: Kathleen gets another bird too
RandomTrivia: @BrokenBambooStick As long as you are in full control mode
chesul: flatluigi ah, ok.
pelefebvre: !etrata
BrokenBambooStick: ah
mastershake29x: ben is correct
Fruan: To do it on Arena you'll need to turn on Full Control to respond to your own trigger.
BrokenBambooStick: coolio
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
ihlendrax: The mutate creatures split in exile, so each creature in the mutate stack gets a hit counter.
Countjondi: it would fizzle if Etrata would shuffe herself in the library first
TabbyLavalamp: *suddenly remembers she broke Cam and Nelson on the last nicknames episode and has no standing on puns*
Obijam78: bird for the bounce spell?
drp3p3r77: PokPikachu PokPikachu PokPikachu
NDCazzy: a buddy of mine has an Etrata deck... its a pain 1v1
mastershake29x: etrata with bounce effects is wicked, etrata with a haste enabler (there's an artifact in standard that does it) is very rude
thehokeypokey: does that mean Kathleen still shuffles
DiscordianTokkan: @TabbyLavalamp They were danged good puns
chaostreader: @thehokeypokey Yes.
theaggrokrag: attacks, damage occurs, effect trigger goes on stack, bounce goes on stack, etratta leaves play, trigger still occurs.
Countjondi: that means etrata only needs to hit once to kill Shivam....
philippekav: does both creature in the mutate stack get a hit counter ?
thehokeypokey: so she loses the surveil value
mastershake29x: also, if etrata attacks a player with no creatures that it can legally target, the ability fizzles and etrata stays on the battlefield
TabbyLavalamp: @DiscordianTokkan Thank you. I was particularly proud of the one that caused pain. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
LRRbot: Ahn-Crop Invader [2R] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [2/2] | As long as it's your turn, Ahn-Crop Invader has first strike. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Ahn-Crop Invader gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Gotelc: @chaostreader but if all the cards in her library are still unknown there isn't much point in shuffling
mastershake29x: @philippekav yes, all creatures in the mutate stack get a hit counter
Naarius: uh oh
flatluigi: rip
Peithoson: I love Shivam's situational and chat awareness
e_bloc: is this how you treat guests
theaggrokrag: Shivam could nike his board
LRRbot: Blood Curdle [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Put a menace counter on a creature you control.
NDCazzy: if Etrata targets a commander what should happen?
Redartifice: heart of the cards for Shivam
Countjondi: That Nethroi IS A MENACE
RaklarLS: @NDCazzy commander changes zones, counter is lost
Pharmacistjudge: what is this "men ace" does he mean men ach ey?
TabbyLavalamp: Kathleen should open packs that could get her a Swiftfoot Boots next.
DiscordianTokkan: Necro Cat Daddy was a hell of a ska band in 196
Uzumaki15: Kathleen still draws from Reaper
mastershake29x: @NDCazzy the ability resolves as normal. if the player attacked chooses to put their commander in the command zone, the hit counter goes away. if the commander makes 3 creatures with hit counters, that player loses before they can move their commander
chaostreader: @ndcazzy The player can put their commander in the command zone and Etrata still leaves.
DiscordianTokkan: *1996
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Forgot to put the Etrata in the fridge, she has totally curdled
TheWarbo: murmuring mystic sure does that
NDCazzy: ok thats how we have been playing it lrrFINE
Peithoson: TheIlluminati TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
hidingbox: Paul with the jokes today
rogerivany: Added some acid to Etrata probably @LoadingReadyRun
FacelessManAboutTown: Petition to get paul on commentary for an actual event with LSV. The puns and jokes would be fast and furious
Pharmacistjudge: @LoadingReadyRun failed to hurridge i see
gnome_friend: Oh wow @FacelessManAboutTown
e_bloc: not even going to go to combat
glistening_negat0r: Shivam needs to rip a riftsweeper here 😂
rogerivany: Personace
Peithoson: way to ruin the word forever
TabbyLavalamp: I wish they all could be California curdles....
Decaped: I like to play that counters stay on permanents through zone changes
DiscordianTokkan: I wouldn't want to block something alone either if it was covered in mayonnaise
Redartifice: I's only Men A Che if it comes from the region of Victoria. Everywhere else it's Sparkling Men Ace
mastershake29x: @Decaped you do you, but that is not how the rules work
theaggrokrag: explanation on point shivam
Decaped: @mastershake29x yes that is what makes it a house rule
corpocracy: Love that band
Peithoson: CoolStoryBob
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Twins [3R] | Creature — Zombie Jackal Warrior [2/2] | When Dreadhorde Twins enters the battlefield, amass 2. / Zombie tokens you control have trample.
LRRbot: Read the Tides [5U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Draw three cards. / • Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.
lithuasil: Ben, is it the joke about that band that got founded by a horse and his friends?
Pharmacistjudge: The Tides, a New York Times Best Seller.
LRRbot: Tolarian Kraken [4UU] | Creature — Kraken [4/6] | Whenever you draw a card, you may pay {1}. When you do, you may tap or untap target creature.
Redartifice: Ooh that's a nice line
LRRbot: Gale Swooper [3W] | Creature — Griffin [3/2] | Flying / When Gale Swooper enters the battlefield, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
gnome_friend: Hi Gale
flatluigi: hi gail
Redartifice: I'm just thinking Gale from Breaking Bad
Pharmacistjudge: I'm thinking Gale from Digital Devil Saga
e_bloc: of the Alberta Swoopers?
Peithoson: was looking forward to flying spaghetti monster
Redartifice: Isn't Oprah's friend Gale?
djalternative: I'm thinking Gail from Down The Street
gnome_friend: For one stone?
RandomTrivia: Play Threebird!
Pharmacistjudge: the gale from DDS who isn't a robot...I think...
LRRbot: Keen Glidemaster [1U] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | {2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
TabbyLavalamp: I keep thinking Gale Gordon from the latter Lucille Ball shows.
TheWarbo: King Lidemaster
ptay313: Question, what creatures are exiled with Etrata?
e_bloc: from one ten to another
Save_vs_DM: I gotta say, the new zendikar EDH decks came at a perfect time
flatluigi: necropanther and another card, ptay
gnome_friend: @ptay313 necro-kitty and whatever it mutated onto
Save_vs_DM: Just got my wife and her friend into magic and her firend loves mill and rogues
FacelessManAboutTown: Someone cast cloudshift on cameron, he flickered
ptay313: ok
LRRbot: House Guildmage [UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, {T}: Surveil 2.
Save_vs_DM: So the Anowan deck is /perfect/
Peithoson: Cam previewing the teferis protection screen
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like the flavor of the Glidemaster is that she just gives creatures a glider and pushes them off the cliff
TabbyLavalamp: @Save_vs_DM Does your wife often make friends with monsters?
LRRbot: Muse Drake [3U] | Creature — Drake [1/3] | Flying / When Muse Drake enters the battlefield, draw a card.
biwdude: Missed trigger on midnight reaper?
flatluigi: is an amuse drake like an amuse-bouche
Save_vs_DM: Heh, sometimes
gnome_friend: @biwdude that was a token
Save_vs_DM: I'm teaching her friend to not be so much a monster.
biwdude: ahh
biwdude: ty
Martin_FcG: @Paul That does seam very dimir. Giving them a glider and no training haha.
RandomTrivia: You'll do fiiiiiiiiiiine
gnome_friend glides off a cliff
TabbyLavalamp: Feather's probably not so good when you're limited to just one of each of the combat tricks in the set she came in.
Martin_FcG: Yes
fullofliesandbees: No, it's not upside down.
gnome_friend lands in the graveyard
Martin_FcG: rileyqAussie
gnome_friend stands up and looks around
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Glidemaster: "hey you, block that guy!" *push*
TheWarbo: Tibalt, Rakish Glue
LRRbot: Tibalt, Rakish Instigator [2R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tibalt [5] | Your opponents can't gain life. / [−2]: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
TheWarbo: Etrata has not yet uncurdled
itomeshi: Etrata can't hurt you anymore, it's not real.
Shadowner: cards do use glue still
Pharmacistjudge: are we grim human? or grim dancer?
FacelessManAboutTown: She didn't etrot it back it out
Redartifice: @Pharmacistjudge Oh god that is the worst lyric
niccus: grim, dancer
RandomTrivia: She doesn't have haste, otherwise she would be Nyooombi
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Find me, you cowards.
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put the Smurfs in Smash, you cowards!
Redartifice: @niccus I'd be grim in this weather too
Peithoson: !cook
Martin_FcG: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
LRRbot: Tide Skimmer [3U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.
TabbyLavalamp: They should errata Etrata to a rattata.
Peithoson: !kraken
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The old Wonton tap
Save_vs_DM: HJah!
gnome_friend taps your wonton
Redartifice: @TabbyLavalamp Etrata's Fritatta's are great
Peithoson: lol
RandomTrivia: Where's BaronVonPoppinof?
LRRbot: Animal Sanctuary | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake.
SoldieroFortune: You gotta try Etrata's Fritattas.
IntegerDevourer: Mana would be gone anyways
gnome_friend: Yo baron, I can dig it? @RandomTrivia
LRRbot: Shipwreck Dowser [3UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/3] | Prowess / When Shipwreck Dowser enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
lamina5432: tibalt was this games tainted aether
Murf13: booo
Peithoson: tainted aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaether
Redartifice: @SoldieroFortune o/
Kipper0308: tainted aether~~
rogerivany: boooo
gnome_friend: Tainted aether!
Pharmacistjudge: an errata on Etrata's Frittata?
IntegerDevourer: Upkeep and Draw are in a different step and the mana would be gone by Main Phase
gnome_friend: @IntegerDevourer shrine triggers on main phase
TabbyLavalamp: @Redartifice Etrata's Miata got a phat tat on its mat.
LRRbot: Basri's Lieutenant [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Vigilance, protection from multicolored / When Basri's Lieutenant enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever Basri's Lieutenant or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
IntegerDevourer: @gnome_friend really? :O
Naarius: They had to hold on the reprint so it became Etrata's errata fermata
gnome_friend: !card sanctum of still waters
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Redartifice: @TabbyLavalamp I'm enjoying this etrata patter
glistening_negat0r: Shivam two turns ago you hop decked the perfect rip!!
IntegerDevourer: @gnome_friend you right
glistening_negat0r: You’re drawing fine you’re just stuck in 1 for 1 land
IntegerDevourer: Calm waters
Pharmacistjudge: the hondens were upkeep, shrines are main phase
TabbyLavalamp: Pitter patter, let's get Etrata.
flatluigi: wow
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrSERGE
rogerivany: Boooo
GamesAndInk: Please no
whitefirecomix: that one hurt
RandomTrivia: Amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha, boooo
shurtal: lrrWOW
Testosteros: lrrAWESOME_BW
Peithoson: Kathleen, please remove Shivam
rogerivany: Is Serge even here to defend himself.
trilemma85: Shivam, I love you. HahaShrugLeft affini5Disappoint HahaShrugRight
gnome_friend: It sounds like EJGRGunner
RandomTrivia: That was a fantastic pun, Shivam, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
RandomTrivia: (horse)
gnome_friend: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4480: "Are we being strung along by a horse lothario?" —Kathleen [2017-11-10]
hidingbox: Between Shivam and Paul, it’s pun central over here
NarishmaReborn: this is what we live for
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Killing Shivam will only give him *more* time to think of puns
Pharmacistjudge: hey, you don't have to sire spawn to make dad jokes
sing_o_muse: Horse Joke Horse Joke
RandomTrivia: Strike him down etc.
Save_vs_DM: Ya know, Basri's Looey is a boss
DiscordianTokkan: One does not need to be a Dad to tell Dad Jokes. It just makes them better, though
NotCainNorAbel: longer than a commandor game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e27fF2Ls5g
shurtal: If horse is big dog, does that mean by the law of transitive property dog is small horse?
Peithoson: @randomtrivia something something darkside
Save_vs_DM: Gods, this smoke is making me miserable, even with teh windows closed
Redartifice: @shurtal it's more a venn diagram deal
rogerivany: Boooooo, preemptive for Shivam's next pun
shurtal: are the two shapes in the venn diagram not circles but a horse and dog?
Redartifice: @Save_vs_DM tape your windows if you can, it seeps in. Source: Australian.
Save_vs_DM: That helpe da bit. The problem is that it's an old building
Save_vs_DM: I kind of feel like I'm watching the last video fo the apocalypse
Peithoson: damn
TabbyLavalamp: What card hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's Umori.
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
Peithoson: boooooo
Redartifice: @Save_vs_DM Yeah, it's no fun. I did some post-fire on site work at the start of the year, it just reeked
gnome_friend: 1 is not 0
pelefebvre: thanks @tabbylavalamp
Svengineer: go to ooh step
DiscordianTokkan: Mood
Fruan: In response to Etrata's trigger, you could kill your own creature to counter it, right?
djalternative: No FX is GREAT
Save_vs_DM: Evidently Portland has the worst air quality in the world right now
niccus: on priority, i say oof
e_bloc: Wheeler in the sky with Feather
ashmedai127: Etrata is devilishly mean. Hope it goes off at least once
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss, Shivam
Redartifice: Right, off to play paper magic. Cameron pls murder someone with Featyher
TabbyLavalamp: Etrata is hussyBUTTAH
rogerivany: Of course Cam and Kathleen are drift compatible, they're both 10s.
Tantar: @Save_vs_DM it is indeed bad here, thankfully got a filter two days ago for my purifier
Save_vs_DM: No such luck here, Tantar
freshmaker__: Etrata quickly became one of my favourite commander decks. It was a very cool puzzle trying to stick her to the board and then save her from her own trigger.
Save_vs_DM: Our building was built just after the gold rush
gnome_friend: ts ts ts ts ts
Save_vs_DM: Heh, my wife and I are totally drift compatible
Save_vs_DM: We actually answer questions to each other that we haven't asked out loud
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always putting characters in Smash, you cowards.
Peithoson: my fiancee and I can almost hold an entire conversation through body language
DiscordianTokkan: So, my basic cable got upgraded slightly so I could watch a few more channels on 'flex', as in I can choose a few extra. Long story short I didn't think I'd windmill slam History channel, but I enjoy Forged in Fire far to much for a weird blacksmithing show
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL THe whole "sharing all the memories" part of drifting always made me concerned about the father/son team
Save_vs_DM: Yeek
Peithoson: WutFace
serramarkov: Must sleep. Must sleep now. My pillow is a Borg. Thanks for all the fun, see y'all on stream/YT etc. soon!
Save_vs_DM: My wife jokes that she doesn't want to share all the bad sex, only the good sex.
someguynamedDane: Thanks for that Paul. Didn't want to think about that LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Ok, banger alert
Save_vs_DM: No kidding
DiscordianTokkan: This is a heckova song, yeah
benjamin_wheeler: !music
DiscordianTokkan: !bgc
benjamin_wheeler: what is this song
gnome_friend: !bgc
benjamin_wheeler: and why do I know it
gnome_friend: Is this Rose in a Field? or was that the last one?
thraximore: because it's always playing on FFNP
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, mod only command now for BGC
thraximore: VIP is basically mod, right
thraximore: LUL
its_Disco: Google told Jimtention is the song name
CozmicAndi: this song is a bop
its_Disco: Its not
CozmicAndi: holy cow
Sibwow: because you are a music genius with an enourmous brain
its_Disco: Er no it is
its_Disco: I'm silly
gnome_friend: It might be nice if the song name stayed for more than the one screen
gnome_friend: So many Pax Online panels!
Dog_of_Myth: I get Monday off. Sweet!
Fruan: The PAX pannels are going to have VoDs, right?
gnome_friend: I would assume so?
gnome_friend: Alas, I am working Monday
BehindTheGnoll: hi
gnome_friend: I was worried about Zendikar Rising after BFZ and then the story weirdness the past few years, but my hopes are back up and I'm really excited
Diabore: the vods might not be here though
StreetRach: Looking forward to the PPR on Monday! Always one of my favorites.
gnome_friend: Hello gnollfriend
Save_vs_DM: I've never gotten to see a PPR live
BehindTheGnoll: does anyone know how to get stats of all games played. I use a tracker but it is only telling me i have played 200 games which is far from the truth
Diabore: chat gets a little excited at pprs
Save_vs_DM: I've usually just done pateron and watched on youtube
drp3p3r77: lrrFINE
Pharmacistjudge: I am reading up on the release notes right now....gotta prep to answer chat questions
the777s: in ZR, are Nissa and Nahiri fighting over who's the hero of Zendikar?
djalternative: Someone was passing this pastebin around earlier. It's a list of LRR and friends of LRR Pax online pannels
BehindTheGnoll: i saw they had the players in the tourement stats up showing how many arena gaames they had played
gnome_friend: @the777s they have different ideas of what's best for Zendikar
gnome_friend: @the777s Nissa is more concerned about the land itself while Nahiri wants it to be ordered and safe from the roil
mordobuus: Nissa's a waffler, Nahiri always true to her colors
glencon: Now I want some waffles.
mordobuus: you're welcome
gnome_friend: Nissa is always true to green, and experiments with other colors
BehindTheGnoll: anyone use tracking software for arena
Peithoson: I love waffles
mordobuus: next thing Nissa is gonna be "experimenting" with phyrexians and turn everything into mirrodin
glencon: @Peithoson same
StreetRach: They both want to contain the Roil, but Nahiri doesn’t care if it hurts the land to do so.
Dog_of_Myth: Nissa is Dimir-courious
the777s: Blue Green Nissa was interesting
gnome_friend: @mordobuus that doesn't seem like something she would do
Save_vs_DM: Hey, does anyhone know if you can find that llr ringtone anywhere?
Peithoson: @dog_of_myth she is decidedly not Dimir
damn_i_am_pretty: hi chat. Has Shivam revealed why he has a Dragon named after him?
Dog_of_Myth: @Peithoson but she has shown up with one of those colors before.
gnome_friend: @damn_i_am_pretty yes on multiple podcast episodes
Natedogg2: Untap Untap Proceed
RandomTrivia: But Nissa has splashed into Blue and now splashed into black
pelefebvre: rewind
LRRbot: Auspicious Starrix [4G] | Creature — Elk Beast [6/6] | Mutate {5}{G} / Whenever this creature mutates, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile X permanent cards, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated. Put those permanent cards onto the battlefield.
bennguyen200: uh oh
darkspiredragon: This new show, Shivam Untaps, is pretty good. I hope there is another season after this one...
alash1r: Yo bois I just bought a nm mana crypt for 70 bucks EZ
TiagoToledo: nope
Dog_of_Myth: Let it ride.
StreetRach: His name is Shivan; the dragon Shivan.
TheWarbo: hahah i think kathleen has feelings on that starrix
Applecrisp: that's a big nope
Save_vs_DM: The big boy elk!
StreetRach: *Shivam
TiagoToledo: oh no no no
e_bloc: hashtag let Shivam have fun
Peithoson: joke flew over the cukoos nest
Peithoson: lmao
sing_o_muse: top or bottom?
Save_vs_DM: And now I want to send an alter to Shivam
Peithoson: Rename it Shivam dragon
DiscordianTokkan: He's even putting it below for the lower P/T
Naarius: All of the value in value town
Diabore: cat god
Dumori: The draws!
damn_i_am_pretty: vote Shivam for President of Magic 2020
LRRbot: Kaheera, the Orphanguard [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Beast [3/2] | Companion — Each creature card in your starting deck is a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast card. / Vigilance / Each other creature you control that's a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
the777s: you guys say "Shivam" but my brain adds "dragon" to it. :)
Jigokuro: Those are some niiiiiice flips omoHAND
DerekJJackson: nethroi trigger?
DarthRagnar815: gabyWow
TheWarbo: well that sure is a Starrix flip
Dog_of_Myth: King Kong ain't got nothing on me
GamesAndInk: Mama's cooking some serious macaroni
freshmaker__: my favourite format: Shivan Dragon Highlander
e_bloc: dear guard
LRRbot: Kogla, the Titan Ape [3GGG] | Legendary Creature — Ape [7/6] | When Kogla, the Titan Ape enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. / Whenever Kogla attacks, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls. / {1}{G}: Return target Human you control to its owner's hand. Kogla gains indestructible until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: Somewhere a Maelstrom Wanderer is envious
shurtal: The first Kong, you know him well, he's finally back to kick some tail
Fruan: Shivam is like the platonic ideal of the Timmy, and it's beautiful.
sing_o_muse: so is nethroi a 6/6or a 5/5?
itomeshi: lrrSACK
Dog_of_Myth: YES
DiscordianTokkan: !card nethroi
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mythos of Nethroi; Nethroi, Apex of Death
LRRbot: Bolt Bend [3R] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
Murf13: hahah
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
flatluigi: WOW
Fofo57007: love bolt bend
TiagoToledo: YES
gnome_friend: Doesn't it have two targets?
DiscordianTokkan: !card Nethroi, Apex of Death
LRRbot: Nethroi, Apex of Death [2WBG] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare Beast [5/5] | Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B} / Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
trevorwisn: POG
Dog_of_Myth: DOUBLE YE
someusername5: did you mean: fight the kraken
Ryavis: hahaha
gnome_friend: Two targets, though right?
e_bloc: womp womp
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
TheWarbo: the mentor is human, right?
RandomTrivia: Kogla trigger has one target
e_bloc: does it have two targets
LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / • Target player draws a card.
flatluigi: kogla only has one target
circusofkirkus: all the modes!
Ballistic_Meatball: what a turn
someguynamedDane: oh lord
the777s: Kioga, "I'm gonna something!"
Fofo57007: the ability has 1 target, what RandomTrivia saide
RandomTrivia: It itself fights target creature
e_bloc: ty
the777s: *"I'm gonna Punch something"
Jormun777: Step off King Kong!
Jormun777: more like King Gong
gnome_friend: oh, it's one of the not actually fights
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Ryavis: sublime epiphany so good
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Well there goes the film franchise
Fruan: What is this turn? This is amazing.
TheWarbo: I wonder what the copy is returning to hand Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Sublime Epiphany is so gooood
TabbyLavalamp: NOOOOO!!!
PaperDoopliss: Sublime Epiphany makes me so happy
orimazer: you could have had it all
e_bloc: I wonder what douser gets back
Ryavis: I've found, in standard, it's usually 4UU: opponent concedes the game
the777s: Sublime Epiphany, "I'm going to do all the things"
pelefebvre: "Powerfull Magic" pampampampwuuum
LRRbot: Keensight Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/4] | When Keensight Mentor enters the battlefield, put a vigilance counter on target non-Human creature you control. / {1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with vigilance.
pelefebvre: in Serge voice
lithuasil: Okay, I'll never not think of Tolarian Kraken as "The nerd kraken" now
DiscordianTokkan: Perfect Douser art on the token also
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @pelefebvre
tctrain: Wheeler passed on getting all 5 modes NotLikeThis
Tantaburs: I believe wheeler has demonstrated a loop Kappa
e_bloc: Ben "always finds the combo" Wheeler
gnome_friend: !quote Shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5705: "It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
SeismicLawns: shivam and ben out here playing 2020 magic while cam and kathleen are stuck in 2019
the777s: love the Mentors. waiting to use the blue one in my Talrand deck.
Peithoson: WutFace
Dog_of_Myth: Nothing to be sorry about there. Those were sweet plays.
sing_o_muse: bolt bend is hella tech
InfiniTokens: Anything but menacingly!
HesGotNoPants: roll a dice, blame fate
Peithoson: mayonnaiseingly?
TabbyLavalamp: Kathleen needs a Lightning Greaves in her deck.
InfiniTokens: Hey @Dog_of_Myth
Dog_of_Myth: Hola @InfiniTokens
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAULI'm just imagining normal size human bullies going after Tolarian Kraken and shoving it in a giant Gym Locker lrrAWW
the777s: I'm sure the Greaves are in there some where
InfiniTokens: @Peithoson "mayonnaiseingly" sounds delicious
theamc2000: Does cam’s gorger get a counter?
the777s: but in blue, all you need are counterspells.
Dog_of_Myth: @theamc2000 Yes
TheWarbo: bolt bend, then copy bolt bend and target bolt bend to change the target of bolt bend
theamc2000: @dog_of_myth ty
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Kipper0308: I love seeing you this excited Shivam, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes commander games memorable haha
historyman_admu: hmm interesting,..kathleen not blocking with her deathtouch creature
TheWarbo: Is "Elkpile" the green version of "Boompile"?
gnome_friend whispers "elk pile"
theamc2000: Does Cam get bolt bend back due to feather or no?
the777s: hey, it's tiny dry-erase guy. Hi
InfiniTokens: @Dog_of_Myth Thank you!!
SoldieroFortune: Bolt bend didn't target any of Cam's creatures
e_bloc: weir
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
TheWarbo: no, Bolt Bend did not target one of Cam's creatures, which is what Feather checks
theamc2000: @soldierofortune ok thank you
LRRbot: Rain of Revelation [3U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then discard a card.
pelefebvre: metro has vigilance btw
pelefebvre: netroi
Dog_of_Myth: That cat has more than nine lives!
pelefebvre: elk
someguynamedDane: @pelefebvre It got tapped down by Ben
pelefebvre: thx
LRRbot: Feat of Resistance [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Tantaburs: shivam almost back down to starting life total
flatluigi: wow
InfiniTokens: Clefairies are often mistaken for Gryphons
Tantaburs: The matrix broke a little
Dog_of_Myth: Kathleen got flickered
korvys: I was away for a while. Is this a second game, or is this... ongoing?
Mattmitchell45: Powerful artifacts
Murf13: ongoing
lamina5432: i blame the clefaries for the break
korvys: lrrWOW
Save_vs_DM: Man, this is an epic game
TheAwkes: I din't think there were any artifacts that power in these decks.
TheAwkes: *powerful.
freshmaker__: gruesome ben and jerrys
Applecrisp: what card as that
OksanaSean: Thats a Pokémon ...Judge!
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness, did someone got shown the feet?
pelefebvre: @korvys same game
tipulsar85: Why did Kathleen's Camera go extra pixelated? Did Rogers reboot itself?
TabbyLavalamp: Kathleen's commander is a Pokemon so it's all good.
DiscordianTokkan: Time for big boom
trevorwisn: b... boompile?
Dmc3628: well there's a Blast Zone sitting with 4 counters
e_bloc: and a large coke
TheWarbo: I love Cam occasionally asking this question; it's much more fun than occasionally asking like "cards in library" or something.
Pharmacistjudge: we have minecraft villagers
TotallyNotaBeholder: !card shipwreck dowser
LRRbot: Shipwreck Dowser [3UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/3] | Prowess / When Shipwreck Dowser enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
theamc2000: Hmm
the777s: !card goblin bomb
LRRbot: Goblin Bomb [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, put a fuse counter on Goblin Bomb. If you lose the flip, remove a fuse counter from Goblin Bomb. / Remove five fuse counters from Goblin Bomb and sacrifice it: It deals 20 damage to target player or planeswalker.
pelefebvre: @benjamin_wheeler not since 1999
LRRbot: Corpse Churn [1B] | Instant | Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
DiscordianTokkan: Nothing has trample YET
LRRbot: Kaheera, the Orphanguard [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Beast [3/2] | Companion — Each creature card in your starting deck is a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast card. / Vigilance / Each other creature you control that's a Cat, Elemental, Nightmare, Dinosaur, or Beast gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
zuchen_120: Oh no, it's the Clefairy again! Omg, Cam's not playing something with black or blue...
zuchen_120: just got here, I'll have to watch the rest :)
Mattmitchell45: Veggy Lance
LRRbot: Devious Cover-Up [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.
Pharmacistjudge: devious coverup....a counterpell that was a win condition...
iris_of_ether: Spicy~
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
SoldieroFortune: Can the token get back sublime epiphany? Is sublime epiphany in the graveyard already when the token hits the deck?
OksanaSean: That’s nice
Countjondi: Wheeler may not have the scariest board, but 3 sublime commands is pretty scary
Save_vs_DM: Dear god, a 15 CMC commander
sing_o_muse: that
Dandinstorm12: not even Draco
poggifers mutates
sing_o_muse: that's basically an emrakul right? Kappa
Save_vs_DM: I am so sad I gave away my Emrakul
gnome_friend: @Save_vs_DM which version?
the777s: ikr, still sad I sold my Scroll Rack
Save_vs_DM: Promo version
lamina5432: how many cards are left in wheelers deck?
Save_vs_DM: I'm also mad at 14 year old me
gnome_friend: @Save_vs_DM I mean Rise or Eldritch Moon?
Save_vs_DM: I traded dual lands for icy's
gnome_friend: oof
Save_vs_DM: The OG Emrakul promo
pelefebvre: sold lion eye diamond for 30 $
Dix: l o l
LRRbot: Baneslayer Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
Dandinstorm12: Dag
the777s: chat, what's this Battle-Box thing? special deck building rules?
TabbyLavalamp: I hear all these stories about people trading away cards that got really expensive later so that's why I still have all my Wit's Ends I opened.
DarthRagnar815: gabySick
Save_vs_DM: The worst part
poggifers grabs a handkerchief
Save_vs_DM: Back in the mid to late 90s, I traded my entire MTG collection for DnD credit
LRRbot: Basri's Acolyte [2WW] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / When Basri's Acolyte enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures you control.
Save_vs_DM: I had a full playset of all the dual lands
tehfewl: remember when baneslayer was a playable magic card in standard?
Ryavis: limited all-star
lithuasil: I once had to sell the only expedition I opened (flooded strand) for way too low, to make bills that month, and I still sometimes randomly get sad over that <.<
pelefebvre: 20 years ago. though I both 3rd duel for 20 so... all good
tipulsar85: What is the art on Shiam's mat? All I can tell is that it is on Khaladesh. I like it.
Save_vs_DM: So much cool crap traded away for more portable DnD books
Save_vs_DM: And it wasn't even 3.5e
Zettabit_Fox: lrrJUDGE A clefairy is not a gryphon
Save_vs_DM: Okay, this cube draft is trash
Dmc3628: the doublestriker that paid energy for
sblue333: You guys are still going?
the777s: not 4e Dnd?!
gnome_friend: @tipulsar85 Scrapper Champion
TabbyLavalamp: Why is Wheeler mispronouncing "lieutenant"?
gnome_friend: !card scrapper champion
LRRbot: Scrapper Champion [3R] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | Double strike / When Scrapper Champion enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Scrapper Champion attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Save_vs_DM: 777s - mid nineties
tipulsar85: Thanks @gnome_friend
the777s: 2e?
Applecrisp: what happened to etrata?
the777s: Skills and Powers, and Combat and Tactics were awesome 2e books
Save_vs_DM: Just into 3e
Save_vs_DM: Like it was the new hotness
the777s: Kath, attack them all
gnome_friend: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:58:11.
djalternative: @sblue333 I think it was last week's fnpf, I watched round 1, left to get dinner, watched a movie, and they were still going when I was done.
e_bloc: hits emergency meeting
Dandinstorm12: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
FacelessManAboutTown: Does Aerie trigger on any turn or only Ben's?
LRRbot: Etrata, the Silencer [2UB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/5] | Etrata, the Silencer can't be blocked. / Whenever Etrata deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature that player controls and put a hit counter on that card. That player loses the game if they own three or more exiled cards with hit counters on them. Etrata's owner shuffles Etrata into their library.
benjamin_wheeler: @FacelessManAboutTown yea
gnome_friend: Is Cameron a horse?
djalternative: Kathleen loves that 5 hour commander game that happened once
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: Pleased Cam is pleased
gnome_friend: lrrEFF
NDCazzy: whats the over under for lands wheeler has in play at the end of the game?
Dandinstorm12: Ugin eh
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
Stormthius: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:59:45.
Dmc3628: Ugin Junior
the777s: Ugin, the discount mana rock vender
LoadingReadyRun: don't f with Ugin
gnome_friend: A 5/5?
Dumori: Ugin a single's life in lockdown
TheWarbo: also another stream the streamer couldn't remember his name and he is now "Ugin, the Inflatable"
Dandinstorm12: because you wanted it to be
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @TheWarbo
DiscordianTokkan: 2 also looks like backwards 5, which causes many a brainfart
Ryavis: now I'm imagining wacky waving inflatable arm ugin
DiscordianTokkan: (At least, it does for me)
e_bloc: I guess the idea of a 5/5 manifested itself in Cameron's brain
the777s: Ozalith, broken or worthless?
lithuasil: Wheeler untaps, slams 8 mana Ugin?
Dandinstorm12: Damnit Cam
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
TotallyNotaBeholder: @the777s can't it be both?
FacelessManAboutTown: ozolith, that's a drink from greece right?
tipulsar85: Casual Ozolith...
LRRbot: Niambi, Esteemed Speaker [WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Flash / When Niambi, Esteemed Speaker enters the battlefield, you may return another target creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain life equal to that creature's converted mana cost. / {1}{W}{U}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw two cards.
the777s: Yep, lol. Totally counter pay off
TheWarbo: @gnome_friend I hear it in Martin Juza's voice so I'm like 90% sure it was either him or Mashi Scanlan on their podcast.
InfiniTokens: Ooh look,a hand!
TheTriMara: s
pelefebvre: @facelessmanabouttown can't stand licori
the777s: well, not a pay off, more like a back up plan.
InfiniTokens: Like an inch
flatluigi: good news, there's more quarantine to do that in
rogerivany: My playmat is like 12 feet long
iris_of_ether: Just a profound quantity of hot chocolate
gnome_friend: Yeah, quarantine for some reason made it so difficult for me to read?
lamina5432: fat off cheese
the777s: LRR, try our new 3ft X 5ft playmats
e_bloc: I feel that Cameron
InfiniTokens: Ice cream and charcuterie sounds like a splendid evening
Fruan: Bigger play mats for a bigger boi
djalternative: I've read like 5 books during quarentine but most of them were the kind of hot trash I enjoy so we can count them as like 3
RandomTrivia: There is something about the phrase "ice cream and charcuterie" that just... I can't
TabbyLavalamp: I just use a mouse pad for a playmat.
rogerivany: I lied, it's only 8 feet long by 2.5 feet wide
chibi_bento: Shivam is best Shivam! thanks for those book recs!
actionjb: Whats the name of that book in chat again?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Pepsi Man!
tipulsar85: I refeshed my memory on Dream Park By Larry Niven & Steven Barnes.
omdorastrix: I've lactually lost 15 pounds over quarantine but my brother and I have this thing where we're together a constant weight, and he's been underweight so...
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ElektroTal: heat / dirt by bill buford
InfiniTokens: Land Ho!
Tantaburs: It really does amaze me the the same company the decides what the best restaurants in the world are mainly produces tires
ElektroTal: star daughter by Shveta Thakrar
TotallyNotaBeholder: He's down to a draft deck everyone
freshmaker__: yeah pepsiman robot!
the777s: Charcuterie, "Sorry, all I have for you is cheese and crackers."
ElektroTal: and The Baron of Magister Valley by Steve Brust
pelefebvre: trivia, it's the tire company so people do road trip and buy more tire
Fruan: Wait... is Bibendum in charge of giving out Michilen stars?
InfiniTokens: @the777s "But it has a fancy name so it's ok"
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
gnome_friend: @Fruan I believe there's a Panalysts episode about that
TabbyLavalamp: That's "lefftenant", Ben.
pelefebvre: @fruan basically yes
the777s: even if it's Kraft, Ritz, and Spam? lol
gnome_friend: Permanent or creature?
Dandinstorm12: sorry, whichcard?
asthanius: Ugin, actually
asthanius: Gets Cam's Ugin
asthanius: :(
Tiber727: I've lost a bit of weight too, and it completely confuses me because my weight is pretty constant and I'm not eating any better.
Save_vs_DM: Not attakin' kracken
RandomTrivia: Unbelievable
poggifers chortles
flatluigi: yep, ugin
RandomTrivia: Good work poggifers
flatluigi: !card dispersal
LRRbot: Did you mean: Discovery // Dispersal; Ral's Dispersal; Lookout's Dispersal; Dispersal Technician; Dispersal Shield
flatluigi: !card discovery dispersal
LRRbot: Discovery // Dispersal | Discovery [1{U/B}] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw a card. // Dispersal [3UB] | Instant | Each opponent returns a nonland permanent they control with the highest converted mana cost among permanents they control to its owner's hand, then discards a card.
DiscordianTokkan: oooh
drp3p3r77: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
LRRbot: House Guildmage [UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, {T}: Surveil 2.
djalternative: !card jane austin's discovery dispersal
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
pelefebvre: shivam, could you please rename your friend book.
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun cam's ugin should be gone, not the creature
the777s: Star Daughter?
pelefebvre: thx
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the777s: or Stardotter. not sure. lol
marcy_baybay91: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make fun of the sun.
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
MRForceOFWill: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
tipulsar85: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
the777s: !card Saffi Eriksdotter
LRRbot: Saffi Eriksdotter [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Sacrifice Saffi Eriksdotter: When target creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn, return that card to the battlefield.
gnome_friend: That's good advice, LRRbot
ElektroTal: star daughter by shveta thakrar
TabbyLavalamp: I agree, LRRbot gives bad advice. The women's division is getting buried on Dynamite.
flatluigi: have you seen anna jay
TabbyLavalamp: I have.
the777s: so much death
NDCazzy: also a griffin token?
falingard: Has anybody mentioned how Dispersal should have bounced Cam's Ugin?
flatluigi: yeah, a few times
Dandinstorm12: yes
Dandinstorm12: we're long past it
flatluigi: it hasn't gotten to the players yet
NDCazzy: nice
the777s: saw someone use Blue Eye White Dragon cards as Dragon tokens
Juliamon: imagine, asking chat to only point something out "once or twice"
benjamin_wheeler: one can hope
Juliamon: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
james____raynor: Howdy
Kipper0308: ben's got one of the haymakers out on his board
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon Good luck with that. lrrAWW
the777s: LLR doesn't believe in quick games?
Dandinstorm12: thanks shivam
Kipper0308: just need an excuse to use scyther
freshmaker__: i mean you say that, but then everyone at approximately the same time wants to be the first or second person to mention something. :P
TabbyLavalamp: @the777s As long as you don't confuse the game or interfere with it, you can use pretty much anything as tokens.
RandomTrivia: Oh no, don't you open up that industrial barrel of worms now
NDCazzy: I like how Ben keeps tracks of triggers and such by putting reminders on the board.
e_bloc: Paul is giving the wrap-up signal :D
glistening_negat0r: GIDDY UP KAFFLEEN!!!
glistening_negat0r: GET EMMMMM
NotCainNorAbel: !10
TheAwkes: Juliamon that's once or twice *each*, right?
the777s: cool. back in my day, we used paperclips
Tz_BG: Kathleen needs to get rid of the Baneslayer.
TabbyLavalamp: @the777s Sorry, I thought you asked if you could, but you said you saw it.
the777s: cool. but paperclips are ok, right? lol
glistening_negat0r: YEEEEEHAW
TabbyLavalamp: Yes. :)
Dog_of_Myth: RIP
Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "It's Late." DeVere
NDCazzy: someone at that quote... "let's max the murder and months regret"
the777s: late? it's only 8pm
NDCazzy: min the regret*
tipulsar85: Before Sliver tokens became an easier thing to find, I used Zane Red promos from Cyberpunk CCG as slivers.
NotCainNorAbel: or 22:20 here
Dandinstorm12: Bye Shivam
glistening_negat0r: can we get an F in the chat for Shivam?
e_bloc: such is death
glistening_negat0r: F
the777s: bye Shivam
gnome_friend: F
RandomTrivia: RIP Shivam
Dandinstorm12: F
Testosteros: F
DiscordianTokkan: Heh. Bananas. because he flipped the King Kong
drp3p3r77: F
Dandinstorm12: uh
DiscordianTokkan: F
pelefebvre: 11:20 eastern time
asthanius: yum
djalternative: F
ArchRequiemD: Shivam NO
Murf13: gg Shivam
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
its_Disco: Etrata shuffle?
NDCazzy: GG Shivam
MRForceOFWill: benginRip
TabbyLavalamp: hussyGG katesRip
the777s: yeah, Erata shuffle
e_bloc: as one ten-ounce sirloin to anohter
the777s: case of the shuffles
glistening_negat0r: The very rare Etrata kill
RandomTrivia: The Etrata shuffle sounds like the dance they do in the Dimir Guildhall
glistening_negat0r: You absolutely LOOOOVE to see it folks
glistening_negat0r: Once in a life time stuff on the paper fight tonight
RandomTrivia: Sweet merciful Emrakul, what was Shivam's box?!
the777s: if Etrata hits the player, can you bounce it to hand before it shuffles, but still exiles a creature?
Dog_of_Myth: Shivam opened a sweet box.
RandomTrivia: @the777s yes
gnome_friend: She's another ten?
Mattmitchell45: I love Slayer dude, ride on
pelefebvre: it's my first time witnessing etrata kill !
LRRbot: Vivien, Monsters' Advocate [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien [3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / [+1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. Put your choice of a vigilance counter, a reach counter, or a trample counter on it. / [−2]: When you cast your next creature spell this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser converted mana cost, put it onto the bat…
TabbyLavalamp: His commander is a friggin' alt art foil.
the777s: cool?
DiscordianTokkan: Spicy
gnome_friend: Bwahh
NDCazzy: only 6 more Etrata casts and attacks before game!
Dandinstorm12: Buuuh
TabbyLavalamp: You had no choice!
DiscordianTokkan: YESSS, Shivam Yesssss
Jormun777: The question is: what DIDN'T you open in that box lol
Tantaburs: The Cameron has fallen
pelefebvre: indeed shivam, I agree
flatluigi: nethroi is REAL great with 0/0s and */*s
evan_333333: did Cameron die?
NotCainNorAbel: shadow realm Cam?
icefinch: welp cams in the shadow realm
TabbyLavalamp: What happened to the Camera-n?
Ryavis: wow, I looked away from the stream for a few seconds and Cam lost
Dandinstorm12: Standard, amirite
glistening_negat0r: I think any set you can go three color in is actually just super powerful
the777s: what were in those Boxes?
NotCainNorAbel: Cam back to the light
Dandinstorm12: Statues are being toppled?
TheWarbo: the WotC-approved term for that meaning is "Premier" and I have heard no one use that term who doesn't work for WotC
glistening_negat0r: Being able to play 60% of your box when everyone else is playing 40% seems huge
kireawolf: Dang I wish I had Shivam's luck when I open boxes
DiscordianTokkan: Shivam is 100% the same kind of Commander player I am
LRRbot: Topple the Statue [2W] | Instant | Tap target permanent. If it's an artifact, destroy it. / Draw a card.
Fruan: Tip that Myr!
Dandinstorm12: dag
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
gnome_friend: I did not hear the joke, but I guess it was only for Wheeler
e_bloc: inside, one might say
LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / • Target player draws a card.
glistening_negat0r: Wheeler private hours
flatluigi: surprised wheeler didn't counter the ugin ability for spite
flatluigi: there goes cam again
NDCazzy: Sublime Epiphany is doing work this game
gnome_friend: Who's sleazy B?
lamina5432: cam is in the shadow realm
gnome_friend: Oh, Baneslayer
Dandinstorm12: Baneslayer
TabbyLavalamp: I prefer janky decks, but I'm thinking of making a Kinnan deck for when I end up playing with people who have seriously tuned decks.
the777s: Cameron's Cam Protection
CaptainSpam: Cam now has phasing. Not any of his creatures, he himself.
lithuasil: Teferi controls the camera!
TheBorzoi: What are the pokemon representing?
pelefebvre: cameron Lauder become camera loading
TabbyLavalamp: So much alt art mutate in Shivam's deck!
the777s: Baneslayer is sleezy? What did she do?
glistening_negat0r: Clefairy are birds
glistening_negat0r: Hitmonchan are soldiers
p3nguinkin: Beej cast Cyclonic rift targetting Cam!
glistening_negat0r: Or knights
Tantaburs: you still get the birb right?
Dandinstorm12: Hi Cameron
NDCazzy: wow what a box for Shivam...
Tantaburs: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
Kipper0308: you might still get the bird for casting
flatluigi: robot
gnome_friend: Is Cam'rakul?
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TabbyLavalamp: Shivam, did you open all of those in your box or are you allowed to substitute different versions as long as you opened a version in the box
the777s: Cameron has been replaced with a Myr Token
icefinch: wait why bird i dont see mystic
NDCazzy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:23:01.
pelefebvre: griffon 2/2
the777s: Mystic was bounced? Kath still had a few birds
Tantaburs: @icefinch It got bounced but thew artful dodge was in response to the bounce
icefinch: @Tantaburs thx
TabbyLavalamp: Sweet!
DiscordianTokkan: I know James was having some internet issues streaming also, possibly due to the fires. Cam might be having the same issues, and Ben and Kathleen are just... lucky?
NDCazzy: this Zoom meeting was limited to 3hrs and 20 minutes for Cam so he was booted
TheOtherTrevor: stop bouncing Cameron himself. he isn't a legal target for that mode of sublime epiphany
Dandinstorm12: Shivam wins the box game
ptay313: i need to bust open my box of Ikoria and try this
lamina5432: it was about one in every 2 to packs for my box
the777s: Ikoria has lots of alt arts in regular boosters
TabbyLavalamp: I do buy a box for each set.
Natedogg2: If I can get a camera, I might do this with a box of Zendikar once I get them.
the777s: I don't understand? what's an unopened box?
ptay313: I have at least 3 boxes sitting at home unopened
NDCazzy: Shivam are there set rules posted somewhere?
just_gut: @the777s It is what your Zendikar box will be prior to you drafting it.
pelefebvre: hey the 120$cad commander deck sealed
Save_vs_DM: I would love to do this with my friends
gnome_friend: I wish I had Magic-playing friends
the777s: times are tough, I only buy from the bulk box at my LGS now.
gnome_friend: Since the LGS isn't open I don't have people to play with
TheOtherTrevor: could be a good use of set booster boxes going forward since those are designed for opening anyways
Pharmacistjudge: the only box I have "lying around" is Magic Origins....and that's alot of single color commanders
flatluigi: cam!
TabbyLavalamp: I remember a series on Star City Games where someone started with a Deck Builder's Toolkit and built a Commander deck with only what he could trade for from it.
NDCazzy: oh cool I like the 6 packs from a different set
the777s: found an original Goblin War Drums, so that's nice
Pharmacistjudge: most of my commanders are at mythic
flatluigi: cam....
the777s: !card Goblin War Drums
LRRbot: Goblin War Drums [2R] | Enchantment | Creatures you control have menace.
zac19b7: I love wheeler's playmat so much
NDCazzy: cool idea cause I love the build process... hence my 36 EDH decks that are all like 5/10 poer
NDCazzy: power
evan_333333: !card dragonstorm
LRRbot: Dragonstorm [8R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Dragon permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library. / Storm
Dandinstorm12: Kathleen "Still win this" DeVere
the777s: and my Zata edh deck is 99% bulk cards. :)
draco_301: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:27:18.
pelefebvre: @ndcazzy commander legend is for you
LRRbot: Ritual of Soot [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures with converted mana cost 3 or less.
flatluigi: cam phased out sad noises probably
drp3p3r77: lrrFINE
Dandinstorm12: Hey Cameron
TabbyLavalamp: I can't remember what set it was, but I lost a round during either a draft or a pre-release after I got my opponent down to 1 life two games in a row.
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
Dandinstorm12: harsh
NDCazzy: @pelefebvre will be pre-ordering asap
flatluigi: (and your commander)
Dandinstorm12: Isn't Feather a 3 drop
pelefebvre: same here
LRRbot: Quasiduplicate [1UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Jump-start
tipulsar85: Feathe is CMC 3
gnome_friend: Cameron, RItual of Soot happened
LRRbot: Citywatch Sphinx [5U] | Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When Citywatch Sphinx dies, surveil 2.
the777s: !card feather, the redeemed
LRRbot: Feather, the Redeemed [RWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
NDCazzy: I am finishing my collection of 1 of each color combo with a WUR spells deck
flatluigi: ah, important cards
mrverbal: Cam, Back from Zalfir
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
tipulsar85: Any decent Slivers Shivam?
flatluigi: the birds would've been destroyed by the ritual of soot
TabbyLavalamp: I'm getting to where there are almost a half dozen different Naya decks I want to make.
Professor_Rakor: well, one bird would die to the ritual, but the other bird tho
the777s: Murmurring Mystic, "I brought bread to the park."
DiscordianTokkan: oh noooo
gnome_friend: Yeah, I just want to make Naya, Temur, and Bant decks
LRRbot: Grateful Apparition [1W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Grateful Apparition deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, proliferate.
Fire_Summoner: I appreciate that everyone is sacrificing food for this
gnome_friend: Proliferate=draw a card lrrBEEJ
pelefebvre: 210minutes commander game is pretty standard
drp3p3r77: lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Angelic Ascension [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Its controller creates a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.
e_bloc: proliferate your hand
NDCazzy: I found forcing myself to do different color combos made me learn to build different kinds of decks... some better than others lol
LRRbot: Mission Briefing [UU] | Instant | Surveil 2, then choose an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard. You may cast it this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
gnome_friend: lrrEFF
tipulsar85: Quick is really handy. Flash slivers is nice.
Dandinstorm12: the CAG has spoken
LRRbot: Unexplained Disappearance [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Surveil 1.
lamina5432: i was building a sliver deck the other day and freaking legion sliver and sliver queen are both upwards of a 100$ a piece it sucked
pelefebvre: ward sliver is awesome
lithuasil: the C in CAG is for Cheats :P
TabbyLavalamp: That's why I always play Omniscience like a leyline if it's in my opening hand.
drp3p3r77: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: @TabbyLavalamp that seems...
NDCazzy: Kathleen use a windswept hearth to get a mountain... wheeler said you can do whatever
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Too bad the Mission Briefing didn't cover the Unexplained Disappearance
zac19b7: Cameron cast reality acid., if his webcam is anything to go by
pelefebvre: leyline of infinite spell
the777s: quick, someone play Vicious Rumors
LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / • Target player draws a card.
tipulsar85: So much bad air due to tre firs on the Pacific Coast...
LRRbot: Shipwreck Dowser [3UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/3] | Prowess / When Shipwreck Dowser enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dandinstorm12: @LoadingReadyRun lrrPAUL Bad intelligence
piebooza: i still get so much fking nostalgia when i watch old ffn video
piebooza: speaking of which
flatluigi: ah.
piebooza: ima go rewatch the whole thing rn
Fruan: Show feat!
gnome_friend: !findquote feet
LRRbot: Quote #7082: "Is that supposed to be for your feet or for your butt?" —Serge [2020-07-29]
glistening_negat0r: Shivam you HAVE TO play the Kristan Cloudscraper!!!
glistening_negat0r: How is it not in the pile in front of you?!?!
glistening_negat0r: *krosan
Dandinstorm12: F for Kathleen
glistening_negat0r: Krosan Cloudscraper
the777s: chat, what's your favorite Ikoria card?
TabbyLavalamp: Okay, Cam, time to storm off.
glistening_negat0r: <3 <3
the777s: mine is Ominous Seas.
flatluigi: lmao
gnome_friend: @the777s the Ozolith
LRRbot: Discontinuity [3UUU] | Instant | As long as it's your turn, this spell costs {2}{U}{U} less to cast. / End the turn.
Fruan: Ooof
gnome_friend: @the777s followed by Almighty Brushwagg
icefinch: oof
glistening_negat0r: YESSSSSS
TabbyLavalamp: @the777s Genesis Ultimatum.
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
Dandinstorm12: welp
Jigokuro: octoOOF octoNut2
pelefebvre: @the777s winota
gnome_friend: !card almighty brushwagg
LRRbot: Almighty Brushwagg [G] | Creature — Brushwagg [1/1] | Trample / {3}{G}: Almighty Brushwagg gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
glistening_negat0r: MY LARGE MORPHING SON
Dandinstorm12: that's an edh card
asthanius: Can someone explain to be how Wheeler got a Constructed deck?
blue_lore: @benjamin_wheeler you got a griffin last turn
omdorastrix: i've always wanted to do a triskadecaphobia themed cmdr deck...
Tantaburs: Cam is entering the phantom zone once again
flatluigi: uh oh
DiscordianTokkan: ruh roh
glistening_negat0r: Cam exiled
Dandinstorm12: welp
zuchen_120: "till end of turn"
tipulsar85: what happended?
the777s: yeah, so many 13 cards in Innastrad
flatluigi: welp
SquirrelLord1111: Cam exiled himself
Murf13: ggs
gnome_friend: WARK WARK
NDCazzy: GGs
flatluigi: white/blue control: good apparently
pelefebvre: bon appétit kathleen ans Shivam
NotCainNorAbel: so much fun
SquirrelLord1111: Corsets, most balanced for commander decks
oatway: <3 shivam
TheWarbo: Thank you for being on!
the777s: Shivam has secret CAG stuff
evan_333333: bye Shivam
p3nguinkin: we won't hold it against you Shivan
tipulsar85: Have a good night Shivam.
benjamin_wheeler: 24 cards left in deck lol\
the777s: bye Shivam
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART Shivam it was great having you on the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: It was extremely good seeing Shivam on LRR again
ilikememes44: affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint
DiscordianTokkan: Nice!
boopboopbiboop: lrrHEART
atlr: thx
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
pelefebvre: not wheeler.... hmmm
mastershake29x: yay for shivam!
ArchRequiemD: Cam who made those angel tokens
DiscordianTokkan: Oh yeah, Cam's sick-awesome Angel tokens
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
NDCazzy: Shivam's love of the game is contagious
benjamin_wheeler: @pelefebvre lol ive been on 3 times
boopboopbiboop: lrrFINE
Sibwow: what does kathleen's hand have to say about this?
TabbyLavalamp: We're doing great, thank you Kathleen.
gnome_friend: VOTE LIZARD
TheWarbo: Kathleen, Master of Time...Filling
gnome_friend: VOTE KATHLEEN
the777s: epidemic, CA is burning, cleaning ashes off the car. and did laundry.
iris_of_ether: Are those buff cats.
TheWarbo: OH YE
CaptainSpam: Niiiice.
tergonis: quality angels
ArchRequiemD: The Be not afraid variety and I love it
ElektroTal: oh those are amazing tokens, cam
tipulsar85: Smoked in, as Everett is is looking like the inside of a smoker box.
ElektroTal: i'm sad we didn't get to see it
DiscordianTokkan: Oketra's Gym-friends
cagedtiki: whats battle box
RandomTrivia: So lrrKATHLEEN wrote the Checkpoint bit on thighs?
TabbyLavalamp: I'm surprised nobody at LRR sells tokens.
Fire_Summoner: great tokens!
iris_of_ether: Kathleen why benginLol
DiscordianTokkan: That's EXTREMELY good Kathleen
shurtal: that was too good
flatluigi: is a paul cam possible
e_bloc: Cameron is a great artist
Fruan: Paul here to heard beefy cats
the777s: Battle Box, they open bundle of packs and make an EDH deck out of it.
TabbyLavalamp gifted a Tier 1 sub to the777s! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, the777s! (Today's storm count: 89)
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cagedtiki: how many
the777s: chat, is that correct? I'm guessing lol
the777s: @TabbyLavalamp I'm new to Twitch, what's this? also, Thx!
TabbyLavalamp: They open a booster box.
KirbySliver subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months, currently on a 39 month streak!
KirbySliver: All Slivers are now Kirbys in addition to their other types!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, KirbySliver! (Today's storm count: 90)
cagedtiki: thats alot of cards
TabbyLavalamp: @the777s You're welcome. Now you get to use the emotes.
unarmedoracle: my decklist, for those interested: https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/resting-war-face-1/
TabbyLavalamp: I wonder how a set booster box will work for this format instead of a draft booster box.
CaptainSpam: Yaaaay!
Sibwow: black betty
DiscordianTokkan: Whoa, black betty. Gramalam
Gormlessben subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Gormlessben: Yay magic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Gormlessben! (Today's storm count: 91)
TheOtherTrevor: @tabbylavalamp that's what I'd try it with in the future
the777s: Cap Spam, can you fix the Spam shortage? they only have Spam Lite at the store.
RandomTrivia: WELP
flatluigi: wooooooow
pelefebvre: @tabbylavalamp pretty well imo
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
MrTheWalrus: Not sure if to old to get joke or not old enough
TabbyLavalamp: But probably not fair when you open more rares and mythics.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
NDCazzy: the prof had been lurking the entire time
benjamin_wheeler: restart arena
Sibwow: wheeler did you moan
benjamin_wheeler: yea
Sibwow: did you restart arena?
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
the777s: when is Magic Arena Mobile coming?
JokerBoney: Cheer1500 They say that this gets the Listrine Pocket Pack taste out of your mouth
pelefebvre: who knows teaser only so far
Sibwow: jesus christ jokerbony
Carsonogenics_: jesus christ jokerboney
the777s: it's ok, it wasn't meant to be pronounced lol
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gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
Juliamon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaang, Joker!
RandomTrivia: Holy moly
Sibwow: you got funko
MRForceOFWill: holy shit
NDCazzy: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
the777s: yay, thx for sub
TriadGaymers: Thank you so much for the gift sub
lamina5432: you missed the aahhhh
TabbyLavalamp: jhavokSteakattack jhavokSteakattack jhavokSteakattack
Fire_Summoner: Prerelease!
TriadGaymers: PPR! PPR! PPR!
TabbyLavalamp: Monday seems like a weird day for a PPR.
Dog_of_Myth: @JokerBoney scoopsHYPE
RandomTrivia: GoodLuckHighFive HYPE!
TriadGaymers: @TabbyLavalamp , it was cause of the Mythic Invitational this weekend that it got moved to Monday
TabbyLavalamp: Ah, thank you.
TriadGaymers: OMG, I need me some panalyst
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
gnome_friend: !findquote minecraft
LRRbot: Quote #7019: "Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions." —TXC2 [2020-06-23]
flatluigi: accuirate
Bladinus: No, thank you, Cam <3
CaptainSpam: Punch that chunk!
tipulsar85: Rest well @unarmedoracle .
DiscordianTokkan: TIL I'm a youf
RandomTrivia: !quote 7079
LRRbot: Quote #7079: "What do you even do in Minecraft?" —James [2020-07-28]
TabbyLavalamp: A Stream Highlights without James dying in Minecraft just isn't right.
Earthenone: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
the777s: read them, it's only fair
gnome_friend: PANDAS
TriadGaymers: again, thank you @JokerBoney for the gift sub
Testosteros: Oh hey I got a gift sub and didn't even notice while I was offscreen! Thank you very much @JokerBoney!
Sibwow: benjamin_wheeler
RandomTrivia: I did not know that about Cam. TIL
rogerivany: I never knew that
gnome_friend: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr
sing_o_muse: BakaFlockaGaijin
atlr: <3 <3 <3
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the great stream everyone
GreayStone: OMG cam tat is so clever
TabbyLavalamp: Goodnight all!
NDCazzy: putting the WOO in WUBRG
gnome_friend: !findquote patreon
LRRbot: Quote #5756: "Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains." —Beej [2019-01-23]
glyndev: I've always thought unarmedoracle was such a sweet name and now it's even better
tipulsar85: I'm getting to finish two decks soon...
lamina5432: i've tried to make anagrams with mine but z doesn't fit well
TabbyLavalamp: I refuse to put GRWUB "in order".
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @TabbyLavalamp
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeeeee
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! Good night everyone
lamina5432: night
Fire_Summoner: night and good game
the777s: g'nite ppl
tipulsar85: camelCase was not a thing in 2000 internet. it was all lowercaps or nothing.
sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James and an assortment of his friends have assembled to form Team VaLRRant! Game: Valorant) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (15:58 from now).
RandomTrivia: LUL
TheWarbo: goodbye!
Amentur: Bye Paul lrrHEART
Juliamon: Good night!
AranMathai: Hup. That got me.
thavleifrim: bye paul
NotCainNorAbel: goodbye
Svengineer: hcjGuys