PixelArtDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Pathologic 2) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (1m ago).
corianderd: so.... y'all come here often?
SnackPak_: I do!
TehAmelie: several times a day!
KV1NN4: Whenever I can!
PixelArtDragon: Every so often, yeah
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is my regular place
PixelArtDragon: Use that line a lot here?
Nigouki: i've been chained up here for a while and was meaning to bring that up
corianderd: it was just very quiet. Usually people are spamming !next by now
Nigouki: maybe everyone tuned it perfectly in time to see PixelArtDragon do it
KV1NN4: we know this game is a little cursed
corianderd: stream is still gonna happen. Cameron has been delayed on his way to the office
corianderd: it is definitely the work of the curse
Solipsody: I'm often around for Talking Sim, but not always vocal in the chat.
KV1NN4: the bus schedule and weather are also cursed
corianderd: the curse also causes topless women to appear on stream. ignore them. if we don't focus on them it doesn't violate TOS
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That was... unexpected last week
im_in_love_with_a_goat: it's oay, I had post-it notes at the ready
corianderd: i should probably google if another character is topless... we might decide to meet her today
FinalShowFilms: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Pathologic 2) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (10m ago).
TehAmelie: dem titties, a blessing and a curse
PixelArtDragon: So how 'bout them Mild Wings, eh?
corianderd: how about that ploy by the Tacos to get their players Shelled?
DoodlestheGreat: Time to get logically pathic. A feel-good time for all.
PixelArtDragon: That new player on the Mills seems good so far
TehAmelie: i never liked ribs or wings. maybe we can take hot wings and remove both the spiciness and the bones
quasi79fu: uh stream? when?
quasi79fu: Did the curse strike again?
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
NimrodXIV: signal!
quasi79fu: apparently not woot
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori and Cameron continue to investigate a strange death and nothing else in Pathologic 2! | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1305970591724232704
ExachixKitsune: I am in on the snacrifice plan even though I'm a tigers fan
im_in_love_with_a_goat: Spiting the gods is always a good plan
ExachixKitsune: helps that the player I idolised earns me better pitching money than my actual idol
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, when my team didn't make the playoffs I switched idols and now don't want to go back, I'm getting so many coins
corianderd: Idolizing PolkaDot Patterson has been very good for my peanut pile
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN
EricTheOrange: The snackrifice must be held
PixelArtDragon: The commissioner is doing a great job
EricTheOrange: screw that cursed nut. Id rather spit in the eye of god than appease it.
corianderd: ORB is doing and ORB job
corianderd: *an
PixelArtDragon: I for one think the gods are fine and do not want to banish them.
monosceros: whoa there friend we don't wanna get shelled
TehAmelie: not sure if this is about Blaseball or Neil Gaiman's Lovecraft/Sherlock Holmes story
ArdCollider: I'm wearing my Garages shirt even though Jaylen's leading off against my team as we speak.
EricTheOrange: @monosceros ah but we do. That's the wole plan of the snackrifice to take the punishment and laugh at it
TehAmelie: hello Cameron
wench_tacular: hey
TehAmelie: and Cori!
wench_tacular: sounds very modern
DoodlestheGreat: Hello, Cam. Are you okay after the long PPR yesterday?
bjjbrain: lrrCAMERON Hi friends!
mercano82: You sound like you have to give a book report that you forgot about.
noSmokeFire: I *hate* when that happens
wench_tacular: sounds plausible
EricTheOrange: or clay legs
quasi79fu: isnt long bony legs everyone else in the game though
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: And we just met our childhood friend and no one else is near here
NavelWarfare: Perfect timing! Just finished the first vod
SnackPak_: oops
Ca_Putt: ah traditional welcoming rituals
im_in_love_with_a_goat: I was not a fan of laika
EricTheOrange: I notice people are grouped into "nerves" and "bones"
ContingentCat: yup nap time
Solipsody: Sounds like bedtime.
eric_christian_berg: Sounds like nap time to me.
tknomncr: I've so far died 20-something times in this game, and I'm not even through Act 2. It's brutal.
quasi79fu: uhhh???
ContingentCat: hello?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: wot.
mochabeanie: um
Solipsody: This doesn't seem restful.
quasi79fu: How did we get here?
NimrodXIV: rat frand!
quasi79fu: Cute little rat
EricTheOrange: ahhh, the rat prophet, of course'
Gizmoloid: Huh, interesting. In English, Notkin compares Lika's name to the word "boot-licker".
tknomncr: Ah the prophet
mochabeanie: i just got here what is happening
KV1NN4: master Splinter?
Gizmoloid: They actually put some thought in that name.
quasi79fu: uh the rat exploded into crows?
quasi79fu: Im confused
ContingentCat: yeah like normal rats do
eric_christian_berg: “Listen, three eyes, don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
quasi79fu: I now remember why i didnt truly like the last stream of this..because there is no explanations for anything
quasi79fu: Im going to lurk i think and wait for Lets Nope
EricTheOrange: they don't hate you HERE, as in this neighborhood, the other neighborhoods they still do I think.
Solipsody: She definitely made up those names.
LordZarano: This isn't Let's Nope? This looks like Let's Nope
eric_christian_berg: Hell, yes.
ContingentCat: Kittens are very good
EricTheOrange: It's not his fault you all decided to form roving gangs and kill random people.
Solipsody: Children might not be the best people to ask about local politics?
TehAmelie: i think there should be a rule for sex to violence ratio. if a game has 100 murders you can't be shocked to see one titty?
tknomncr: Bits of this are scary, but it's mostly just brutal.
tknomncr: And weird. Very weird.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm an "adult" and I don't know where the city hall is
ContingentCat: spoopy
EricTheOrange: I'd say unsettling'
nyquister_: Unnerving?
CataclysmicReverb: stressful?
tknomncr: Unsettling is a good word.
TehAmelie: upsettling?
Solipsody: Just kind of a general bummer.
eric_christian_berg: Prescient vision?
TehAmelie: if you had to use one word to describe it, why not a portmanteau?
nyquister_: Who needs Thesaurus.com
ContingentCat: yeah The Terror was so good
ContingentCat: shame they never made another season
Solipsody: I think upsettling is what the head on a good pour of Guinness does.
TehAmelie: "no one cares about you" just reminds me Saga is on hiatus for two years running :(
TehAmelie: well technically Humpty Dumpty invented it, it means upsetting and unsettling
Solipsody: The local stonemasons certainly do good work.
TehAmelie: (Humpty Dumpty is not a real person)
ContingentCat: hmm
TehAmelie: disquieting. why does "everyone" in the game look like they're just barely keeping the madness contained within them?
Solipsody: Perhaps we should turn to German for a descriptor. Unheimlich?
corianderd: @TehAmelie the're all hopped up on seasonal allergies
ContingentCat: yay stuff, my favourite
cadesguy: what do stacks of loaves become
Solipsody: @corianderd Just totally blitzed on pollen? These people know how to party.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @cadesguy moldy
cadesguy: LUL
Clockwork_Penguin: I mean, just barely keeping my anxiety below noticeable levels is how I get through the day, so
corianderd: @Solipsody yeah it's the season all the pollen is out. Twyre makes you see things. It's the best
Angnor33: Now Cam, never go to bed angry...
TehAmelie: it's a very bucket, or trebuchet if you will
TheAwkes: Guards? Guards! ... There's poop in my bucket.
Angnor33: lol
ContingentCat: now if you ever meet a fifth vlad that's when to be worried
Solipsody: @corianderd That reminds me, haven't seenb The Histamine in a Crapload yet.
RaklarLS: they don't hate you, but they don't like you either. Or tolerate you. It's a quaint town, you see.
TehAmelie: is it using real world weather? that'd be creepy
ContingentCat: katesLurk
ContingentCat: it where she does to think about things
ContingentCat: *goes
darkspiredragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
darkspiredragon: How interesting to play a game about a disease hitting a town with politics in the way when nothing of the sort is happening now...
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tknomncr: I've yet to find a cat what's making the cat noises.
ContingentCat: plot twist it's a ghast
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun the Messenger said "If he's summoning you, you must go.'No dawdling,' he said" and you clicked "True. If Big Vlad calls, you come."
LordZarano: @solipsody The Histamax was in Crapload 5 As Advertised
Solipsody: I'll have to go back to that one later.
Nigouki: i miss the days when i could just play around in the park stream, making dams out of rocks
MrTulip: nah, a heckin' vlad would be called little vlad
SnackPak_: A large-medium Vlad
Clockwork_Penguin: Venti Vlad
RaklarLS: a "Oh lawd he comin'" Vlad
ContingentCat: an absolute unit of Vlad
LordChrusher subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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ArdCollider: histamax is also ep 626 on its own if you don't want to rifle the crapload
corianderd: thanks Ard :D
JackWhoWanders subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
JackWhoWanders: Yay, my favourite Cam and Cori streaming my favourite bleakness vector! Also thanks to lrr for 60 months of great streams! 60 months, that's almost two years when one of those years are 2020.
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TwoBitSlim: So, what are the Meat and Bones people?
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FickleMuse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:18.
ContingentCat: graveyards are great for wandering
CataclysmicReverb: Why talk to a wall when you can talk to a fence!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dinosaurs remain.
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: i'm sure nobody will find you
TehAmelie: i mean hurt you
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: cough
PaperDoopliss: Like a hamburger, except instead of bread and meat you have meat and meat
iris_of_ether: Mincemeat, but with with meat and not fruit
e_bloc: Corgo300 the topological equivalent of a hamburger
baileypog: wow
TehAmelie: kids can't be argued with, it's science
Despoiler98: AH YES the Prime Directive NEVER BACKFIRED
Angnor33: I like the idea of Cam playing all video games using the Prime Directive as a guiding philosophy.
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor
Solipsody: They won't learn anything if you don't let them try things for themselves.
ContingentCat: it's not like they teach those things in school
TehAmelie: they have to be allowed to go on adventures or they'll be scared their wholes life
iris_of_ether: I'm having flashbacks to those Twitter compilations of "Why my toddler is having a tantrum": 'I wouldn't let him play in the oven'
Despoiler98: oh just DEATH
TheAwkes: Why not just be dead?
p3nguinkin: like kool-aiding and fluffy down abedding?
Despoiler98: My organ guy retired
PaperDoopliss: Do you need an organ guy to buy organs or sell organs?
Solipsody: To tune them.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Rob Scallon has some number of organ guys
iris_of_ether: Suddenly "Never Let Me Go"?
KenKopin: "Wait, everything is plot?" 🔫 "Always has been"
Zalthia: Thats Pathologic!
GamesAndInk: Organizer?
Solipsody: The game about logical paths.
kumatsu: The Organic Mechanic?
GamesAndInk: Named after the late Org Simmons
Mangledpixel: Orgmonger
ModernPlagueDoctor: Is this his first playthrough?
GhostValv: I mean, kidneys don't even have mouths so how are you supposed to feed them the hormones
iris_of_ether: Isn't there an actual game called "My Organic Garden" about farming sweatmeats on trees?
Zalthia: @modernplaguedoctor Cameron is blind, Cori has played
Solipsody: The Offal Official.
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
KenKopin: @GhostValv Hormone suppository?
Chaotically_Random: Arn't most kids Sticky?
TehAmelie: we've all been sticky children at one point or another
KenKopin: I've known both kinds,. The literal, and the figurative "sticky" children.
x0den: what is twyre? i figure its a plant, but like why is it important?
x0den: ty.
Zalthia: Because it grows in town. This town is... Unique.
JackWhoWanders: A very medicinal herb you can use to make booze
Zalthia: A day is about 2 hours
JackWhoWanders: The days don't have uniform length
tknomncr: And you *can't* do everything. You will miss out on some branches.
eric_christian_berg: My wife commented that she likes Cameron on in the background like Max Headroom.
tknomncr: And Vlad's
LastBurning: No sleeping at Grief's
Despoiler98: this isnt a good place to be murdered at all
TehAmelie: that looks just one step better than the toast in the Toast sketch
dukebazaar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Maid of Sker) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2:25 from now).
LastBurning: Sprinting is good
TehAmelie: oh my, that sounds like a scary game. Made of Scare even
Solipsody: Audio out of sync for anyone else, or do I just need to refresh?
Ca_Putt: Eye of the Taiga
TehAmelie: "i'm a very important part of the medical team!"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But we didn't go missing, so yay!?
notthepenguins: knives cut through the air in front of you, reducing air resistance and thus increasing your velocity, duh
Spluuga: ah yes, the pantomime caused 10 casualties
ShadeofHades: @Solipsody I refreshed and am still having issues, so might not be just us
Solipsody: Yeah, just refreshed and no change here either. Okay.
FinalShowFilms: Depends on your local circumstances I guess
JackWhoWanders: nah you run much slower with a knife out
floki4242: depending on the time That could be low
im_in_love_with_a_goat: also desynced here. cams voice is ahead of his face
LastBurning: Morning start at 7:30
PenguinMortified: gotta see the last showing, hustle
FinalShowFilms: Cori: It's super irritating to have to go in the front door.
JackWhoWanders: A lot of day/night cycles in games make it very clear that most game developers are not morning people.
Mangledpixel: a theatre without a stage door is odd
TehAmelie: do you want to take an ad break? it doesn't have to be an ad break
LastBurning: There's a locked bad door
Despoiler98: UM
LastBurning: back door*
Zalthia: The theatre has several doors. All but one are locked :/
LordZarano: @notthepenguins They had to ban people from fixing knives to the front of their bikes in the Tour de France after that one incident though
PenguinMortified: #SelfCare with pathologic
corianderd: what is a door if it never opens??
TheAwkes: That sounds like an initation to murder Haruspex.
Solipsody: Shouldn't there be a horse costume?
JackWhoWanders: you can talk to the director
KenKopin: Was that meta-commentary on the nature of video games?
TehAmelie: have they been taking advice from Lrrbot?
MrTulip: dying, not even once!
TehAmelie: oh hi Mark
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
corianderd: @KenKopin yes
JackWhoWanders: I love the meta here
KenKopin: @corianderd 👍
MrTulip: in the gallbladder? how rude.
JackWhoWanders: "to know life, Otto, you must fuck death in the gallbladder"
NimrodXIV: the gallbladder line is great in an otherwise terrible movie
JackWhoWanders: Its... special.
TehAmelie: take care of yourselfs
TehAmelie: me, i just learned the Playstation is older now than Watergate was when Playstation launched and it hurt in my bones
CastleOtranto: Why do I have to know that now?
TehAmelie: you must share the load
empyreon crumbles to dust
TehAmelie: the burden of being an old
JackWhoWanders: If I wasn't an ageless immortal I'd be feeling really old right now
TehAmelie: good idea
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
NotCainNorAbel: Hi Back, We are Chat
darkspiredragon: lag between vid and sound
wildpeaks: aww I wish we could hear the pouring
darkspiredragon: 2020 in a nutshell
niccus: yeah, canada is just in a different time zone
JackWhoWanders: You could mime speaking approximately 1 second before you start speaking, Cam.
p3nguinkin: YAY! I get to watch Cam as if he were in a poorly dubbed grindhouse film!
wildpeaks: the dead Item Shop or Dead Item shop ?
notthepenguins: NO
KenKopin: Now Cam has seen himself desynced. How appropriate for today.
floki4242: this was a panelist answer
niccus: so you want to be upholstery
notthepenguins: Cam that is Not Okay
Phailhammer: So, a FNAF character. lrrBEEJ
JackWhoWanders: Wildpeaks, 2nd one
floki4242: I'm fairly certain it involve Jacob
LastBurning: Free organs!
ContingentCat: wow I stepped away to make tea and came back to the phrase "stretch my apolstered skin" w h a t
tknomncr: Bandit. Totally free organs and loot.
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ContingentCat: hm
wildpeaks: keeping a souvenir for the road
GhostValv: :O
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
eric_christian_berg: Yeet brain!
wildpeaks: floor meat ? Jalopy sure got dark
niccus: the sheer joy of autopsy is making me think that the next step will be Graveyard Keeper
LastBurning: Morning comes
LordZarano: Yes this is a perfectly ordinary activity that we are performing
KenKopin: Everyone wave for the clips video.
wildpeaks: time to play tetris with a brain
tknomncr: I mean, those organs aren't gonna keep forever.
eric_christian_berg: Move your marbles to fit his marbles.
Despoiler98: mmmmmm room temperature organs
tknomncr: I love they way they sprinkle in the tutorial bits with these guys.
niccus: can we mod the game so that they all use cam masks
wildpeaks: oh that would be perfect
Zalthia: Iirc all the tragedians(white mask dudes) speak in iambic pentamenter
JackWhoWanders: I love the tragedian design SO MUCH. They're just the right balance of cute, creepy and sad. I'm fairly sure I have a notebook from anatomy class that is just full of sketches of these guys.
Mikklun: Its quicker by rail
Mysticman89: the message is beef
JonShnoo: Just showing up, what character?
Zalthia: no
ContingentCat: messages about beef
JonShnoo: beef character?
JonShnoo: nice
JackWhoWanders: JonShnoo, only the Haruspix is playable right now (outside of marble nest)
JonShnoo: tyvm
JonShnoo: sorry if that was *spoilers*
JonShnoo: there is only one character
iris_of_ether: She's got the Bowie thing going
Zalthia: Just like me!
RaklarLS: she got punched in the eye D:
Zalthia: Wait Cori, you too???
Despoiler98: doesnt a blown pupil mean brain damage?
corianderd: @Zalthia less extreme than the character so no one ever notices
Zalthia: @corianderd same!
Zalthia: :O
FinalShowFilms: There are several things that can cause a permanently dialated pupil Despoiler. Brain injury is one, but nerve damage is another
Mikklun: To the other folk with differently dilated pupils @Zalthia @corianderd do you also get decent low light vision as an upside
speaking_Light: im a menkhu and a kharaa
speaking_Light: :)
speaking_Light: and udkhar
corianderd: @Mikklun I don't have a lot of people to compare to but yes
wildpeaks: the boy we saw in front of our father's house
Zalthia: @finalshowfilms I was just born with it. They checked me out and said I didnt have brain damage so *shrug*
Zalthia: @mikklun I dont know
JackWhoWanders: @despoiler98 If you have brain damage that messes with your pupil dilation, that tends to be quite severe brain damage. More typically its because of damage in a peripheral nerve or muscle. For some people it's just the way they're made.
wildpeaks: good old meatbags on rails
JackWhoWanders: For example, if I get very tired, my right pupil tends to dilate more than it should.
Despoiler98: Wow, wild
Billy_Waggledaggers: Unrelated, but you were great on the ppr yesterday.
Mikklun: @corianderd @Zalthia swings and roundabouts I have one almost completely shut because of "medical nonsense" which means the pupil is always at full dilation upside good contrast and lowlight vision
CataclysmicReverb: Honestly, same. Mine's not doing anything and it's sucking up sooo many calories
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: oh goooooooood
JackWhoWanders: @despoiler98 There's tons of wild ways people can be made and still function perfectly fine. "Normal" pretty much only exists on a statistical level, not at the individual.
ZealousCrow: Inside you there are two gangs of children
cadesguy: this architecture is super stable
Solipsody: Not much point to only having one gang. What would they do without another gang to fight with?
monosceros: two gangs of urchins, 'guv
Despoiler98: This totally looks load stabilized...... lrrSPOOP
I_Am_Clockwork: just hangin' out in a bombed out ruble pile, no big deal
Despoiler98: wearing creepy masks
wildpeaks: ohh fingernails
TehAmelie: i like to say normal people are just an optical illusion created by distance, they don't really exist
JackWhoWanders: Didn't y'all chase your friends up gravitational anomalies when you were kids?
JackWhoWanders: @tehamelie true.
Solipsody: @JackWhoWanders Apple trees. Same difference I guess.
Despoiler98: @JackWhoWanders yeah but it only made me fall off things onto hard surfaces
monosceros: who hasn't played some casual blaseball in impossible buildings where you fell sideways and kicked the ball to the past
wildpeaks: you know what they say, two brains are better than one
Despoiler98: yes when I think of removing a person's brain allI can think is CASH MONEY
Despoiler98: LOL
Despoiler98: Hey Not Rusty Scalpel
JackWhoWanders: @solipsody all apple trees are gravitational anomalies. That's how Sir Isaac Newton discovered the gravitational slingshot when he was hit by a falling apple at relativistic speed.
niccus: money irl are extracted from animals too
Zalthia: And for gun. save some for gun.
ContingentCat: blood is a liquid asset
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: All people have blood to drain eventually
Makrosian_Tae: The strangest sentences in all of gaming are being spoken right now
Mysticman89: people are like blood batteries
iris_of_ether: I mean. The local medical research did pay me blood money a handful of times
Despoiler98: @JackWhoWanders yeah nobody realized he came up with that idea in the split second before he and the surrounding mile of countryside were atomized by the hypersonic apple
Mikklun: Cloth masks every where even in games hopefully video game characters know how to wear them properly
wildpeaks: oh we're barely started with the weirdness, don't you worry
monosceros: there's not a grocery store, but there's a gross eerie store
TehAmelie: little known fact, Newton's apple was technically a bunch of Arab astronomers and mathematicians whose work he read
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: books? how do they work?
Despoiler98: @TehAmelie bullshit he was a European White Man no one else did anything before them (us as I'm Germanic)
JackWhoWanders: "Arabs" you say? I don't know, sounds made up.
wildpeaks: a jaunty walk in the countryside
wildpeaks: potion seller, we need your strongest potion
JackWhoWanders: oooh ooh walnuts! buy them!
wildpeaks: today's fish is brain à la crème
Lord_Hosk: a slice of apple costs half as much as a whole fish... what sort of wacky economy is this?
TehAmelie: i'll take five of your most cost effective sustenance, shopkeep
Zalthia: but now you cant afford GUN
Despoiler98: WAIT does the game let you eat the parts you take during autopsy can you go Cannabil?
wildpeaks: have you seen any apple tree around ? that's why
Zalthia: no
Despoiler98: OF COURSE SILLY ME
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
LastBurning: Names can be traded
RobotInProgress: slurp slurp
Mikklun: Also prions
TehAmelie: brains have a lot in common with avocados
JackWhoWanders: High in cholesterol and prions
TehAmelie: same texture
Phailhammer: "Drink not too your enemies; drink your enemies!"
wildpeaks: subscribe brain facts
LastBurning: Clara just gets ignored lol
Zalthia: Look, being able to eat the organs would be too op
niccus: just a big emulsified mess
Solipsody: It's the good kind of cholesterol, though!
Despoiler98: Now I want avocado and brain toast to be the ultimate hipster
Mikklun: Avocados with prion diseases Yum
Countjondi: I googled "are brains high in colestoral, and i got dietary suggestions to eat beans.
wildpeaks: Clara just likes lurking around
TehAmelie: google, you sweet summer child
corianderd: @Countjondi did it also suggest a chianti?
wildpeaks: at least it's not a barber / surgeon
TehAmelie: Pliny the Elder though, what a maverick
JackWhoWanders: Well, cardiologists will literally stick a wire into your heart to place supportive braces.
tknomncr: Yes!
monosceros: Google rebranding to Hannible was a great mark of 2020
niccus: when you want to be a cannibal but not that much, hanibble
JackWhoWanders: And gastroenterologist will put tubes in your belly to take out the fluid and cameras in all sorts of orifices
Mikklun: I used to go to a general practitioner who was also a surgeon his partner in the practice was a GP and anesthetist with an unpleasant sense of humour
TehAmelie: Hannibal Lettuce, the vegetarian alternative
ContingentCat: katesLurk meow
tknomncr: Now you know why the map is insane.
wildpeaks: nimlotHunting
Solipsody: When I was in uni, people claimed our Psychology building was intended to represent a human brain, which was why it was so hard to navigate. They also claimed the architect was institutionalized soon after, so...
JackWhoWanders: And oncological doctors will take a giant needle/pincer to grab pieces of your hip
KenKopin: @corianderd Ah, Capella.👀I see what you did there.
corianderd: :D
JackWhoWanders: And emergency doctors will cut you open and put tubes inside you if you give them a good excuse like having too much fluid in your lungs or air in the wrong parts of your lungs
wildpeaks: we were merely recycling
TheAwkes: He wasn't even using them any more!
I_Am_Clockwork: all this illicit street surgery is making me crave a good Necromancy Simulator
wildpeaks: people just forgot to throw the body in the green trashbin, we were helping
LastBurning: Filling your pockets is a whole lot of crickets
wildpeaks: surgeons are known to have big egos, makes sense
JackWhoWanders: this so good
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared
TehAmelie: "no one should dig holes" sounds like heresy after Punch a Chunk
KenKopin: Only one who can cut into the body is a surgeon.
wildpeaks: this scene feels very Rule of Rose
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JackWhoWanders: @wildpeaks oooh, yeah!
Despoiler98: someones getting shived
FinalShowFilms: "And thus do we dedicate LittleBigPlanet to the earth. May it never rise again."
niccus: there's no need to be up to anything
JackWhoWanders: @finalshowfilms XD
x0den: isn't it getting something on the ps5?
Juliamon: Sackboy is, not LBP itself
tknomncr: Or did it?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LBP's a zombie!? How could it possibly be back otherwise
JackWhoWanders: Anyway, it's time for me to hit the hay. Thanks for a good time everyone, see you in the VOD!
wildpeaks: take care Jack
Zalthia: wait what did i miss
SkylerRingtail: No no, the mountains of children come *after* the plague.
Zalthia: i had to do the dishes
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Maid of Sker) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
Armyguy0: a doopy doop to you too
Armyguy0: Hows the hobo econ going?
TehWarsmith: yeo
TehWarsmith: sounds like pathologic
wildpeaks: "found"
Armyguy0: And now trade water and things for things
KenKopin: Pocket Brains.
Armyguy0: and good
Despoiler98: lrrFINE
iris_of_ether: #JustBrainThings
ShaneLeeAtk: Watching a Commodore Hustle ep during the break and had to roll back and make sure I wasn't hearing things.
SkylerRingtail: So far the game doesn't seem as difficult or frantic as I expected from the store description. But then, I suppose the game hasn't started in earnest?
Armyguy0: i THINK as well
Armyguy0: but not 100%
TehWarsmith: which day are you on?
tknomncr: If you play on the intended difficulty level (the highest), it gets rather brutal shortly.
wildpeaks: if we don't play the entire game, would be nice to do one stream of the classic game, to see a bit of one of the other characters
TehWarsmith: ahh, yeah
TehWarsmith: you're Close, i suspect
wildpeaks: *gasp*
theovenbird: hello!
Armyguy0: im guessing you have seen mandalores vid on Path 2 cori?
TehAmelie: maybe we are making choices about how to budget our time that will punish us though we don't know it yet?
Mikklun: May I be so ignorant as to ask what the game is about?
niccus: nice server rack
corianderd: @Armyguy0 i have not!
Armyguy0: OH
Armyguy0: OH!!
TehWarsmith: @Mikklun a doctor arrives in his hometown at the edge of the mongolian steppe, then a plague happens and twelve days past
TehWarsmith: thats ... about the best i can do
Armyguy0: You really need to @corianderd its REALLY good
corianderd: noted
Solipsody: I feel like I'm not really picking up on some fundamental metaphor with this game. Like, it's neat, but I'm not grokking the structure.
TehWarsmith: well, you have to see the whole structure
Mikklun: Thank you kindly @TehWarsmith
Armyguy0: Yes
TehWarsmith: (also, yeah, i do recommend checking out the 'original', the updated translation in the remastered version is excellent and some of the stuff there has to be seen to be believed)
TehWarsmith: RIGHT
TehWarsmith: stahk rubin? he's the army doctor, right
TehWarsmith: who knew your dad
TehAmelie: should it be opaque shades with that written on the inside?
KV1NN4: uuuh so 45's spousal unit has a coat a bit liek that and it didn't go over well for obviousreasons
KenKopin: I mean... LRR has a merch store. :)
zxblazer: how deep into the game is this?
TehWarsmith: still very early
wildpeaks: not far yet
wildpeaks: I think this is day 2 ?
Zalthia: day 2, 3 PMish
TehWarsmith: big vlad just looks sleepy all the time
TehAmelie: i bet you can get T-shirts styled on Saga that say "Don't worry what anyone thinks about you, because no one ever thinks about you", if that's close enough
wildpeaks: tywin is in bloom, everyone is tired in this town
TehWarsmith: true
TehWarsmith: "you'll have a stroke"
TehWarsmith: i love burahk
ShaneLeeAtk: He looks like Christopher Llyod's Uncle Fester.
wildpeaks: oh good
TehWarsmith: "This isn't the first time" is what really gets me there
Countjondi: Murder is looking like a cool option
Solipsody: @TehWarsmith I don't mean narratively, that seems to be revealing itself apace, I mean... Mechanically? I don't feel like I understand the interaction on some level.
TehAmelie: to me he looks like he's about to praise Lenin and tell us to seal off the city
TehAmelie: mostly in the facial expression
wildpeaks: just going for our daily cardio
Zalthia: @solipsody You walk from objective to objective, talking to people in order to try and piece together the mystery of just what the heck is going on around here
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The names of these districts are interesting
Armyguy0: i do want to see if they put the rest of the chars from paf 1 back in
Zalthia: Meanwhile, you have several bars to keep track of- such as hunger, thirst, and health
Zalthia: @armyguy0 They said theyre working on the Bachelor
Armyguy0: nice
TehAmelie: wait are we just Donnie Darko on the steppes?
Solipsody: @Zalthia Sure, but it's all a bit loose.
wildpeaks: and then getting kicked by the bouncer ? :D
Despoiler98: now Cam is just Flexing
nolimitsquesting: as stressful as a VIP party sounds, cutting in line sounds delightful lol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've walked past the line a few times and my is it glorious
Zalthia: @solipsody Thats fair. But also the plot hasnt *really* started
Solipsody: Hm.
Zalthia: If Cam gets to the house in this session- THEN the plot begins
wildpeaks: the polyhedron does look pretty
wildpeaks: Experience A R T
TehAmelie: i feel the "stop whining" option should get you a renegade interrupt where you just punch him in the nuts for good measure
Armyguy0: can you just think about how that place smells?
Zalthia: like books
Solipsody: You really need to check out their digital collection, Cam, the books are just for show.
Zalthia: And leather. and coffee. And cigarettes.
Armyguy0: but mostly books and cigarettes
e_bloc: take me home, autopsy roads
Mikklun: @Armyguy0 I imagine how it smells is also a function of the local humidity
wildpeaks: home sweet home
Zalthia: To the plaaaaace. I beloooong.
Zalthia: The town on the steppe! take me hooome.
wildpeaks: and for once it's not stealing because it's ours
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TehWarsmith: you dont know that
wildpeaks: well this looks safe
TehWarsmith: hmm
Armyguy0: Thats the black smoke room
mechmagic: what WAS that?
TehWarsmith: yeah
Solipsody: Dad wasn't big on furniture. He liked that sparse, Nordic aesthetic.
e_bloc: strange, usually the black smoke gets off on the third floor
TehWarsmith: thats how you know your dad was sophisticated
wildpeaks: so this is where we store the Evil, got it
Zalthia: Thats where the monster from Lost lives
wildpeaks: banger alert
e_bloc: I guess your father was a money launderer
TehWarsmith: i mean yeah that sounds right for the steppe
TehWarsmith: thats what the odongh call a bop, i bet
KenKopin: Wait.. How do empty and full bottles stack but not with each other?
corianderd: @KenKopin sounds like a good way to get your blood and water mixed up
niccus: if i learned anything from hl2, it's that the game's logo is a good thing
KenKopin: I mean, I actually know why.. Because simulation not reality, but still. :)
Zalthia: hmm.
BrindleBoar: one of the Vlads?
RobotInProgress: Vintage Oleg
TehWarsmith: oh
TehWarsmith: shoot
Zalthia: Uh oh
TehWarsmith: its big vlad
ieva_art: why are ppl blood and bones
Armyguy0: Vintage Oleg vs new Oleg?
Lord_ZYRK: You mean Big isn't his first name???
RobotInProgress: dang
e_bloc: look at the size of this vlad
Zalthia: Hmmm
e_bloc: an absolute unit
TehWarsmith: no, it is, vlad is his middle name
TehWarsmith: clearly
wildpeaks: at least the old record didn't bring a bunch of crows
Lord_ZYRK: Plot smoke. Don't breathe this.
TehWarsmith: is this a well?
Armyguy0: @LoadingReadyRun Cam you know as well as any of us. The will get in and out when it wants too
Armyguy0: the smoke*
ieva_art: have you sold your organs yet
TehWarsmith: oh fuck
TehWarsmith: its her
KenKopin: Vertical Herb, Vertical Herb. Vertical herb hates Particle Man.
TehWarsmith: ahhhh yes
Armyguy0: you can fit one
Zalthia: HMMMMM
TehWarsmith: this is what your dad was working on
ieva_art: hello mr edge
TehWarsmith: oh Man
TehWarsmith: heres This Asshole
TehWarsmith: god i love the bachelor hes such an unbelievable piece of shit
BrindleBoar: Humanity is the virus. The house is healing.
Armyguy0: oh look the plot is here
Armyguy0: hi plot
Zalthia: Look at all that plot!
tknomncr: chunky
Zalthia: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Dr. House gave me some ointment and he said it would clear that right up.
e_bloc: you can tell its normal because people are staring at it
niccus: you might be a doctor but you don't do house calls
Angnor33: Scabs cross picket lines.
TehAmelie: do we need to know who did it to contain it?
Lord_ZYRK: Like when some foreign folks come on holiday or whatever and are in awe at their first snowfall, only it's their first house-scabs.
TehWarsmith: oh my god i stepped away for a minute, what did i miss
e_bloc: oh it's small vlad
Zalthia: Uh oh
TehWarsmith: Vlad Minoris
TehWarsmith: ahhh yes
tknomncr: Vlad Prime
Solipsody: Vladka.
niccus: will it be your first elder scrolls?
Mysticman89: theres a long list of gamer cultture significant games to be played.
ShadeofHades: Wait for the next re-release Kappa
Ferisar: alright that wedge - you've played skyrim
BrindleBoar: it's been re-re-re-released so many times already
Mysticman89: skyrim has been game of the year every year for the past 10 years somehow, event though it's only been out for 9
niccus: have you played morrowind/oblivion?
TehWarsmith: dunkey is so good
Phailhammer: Now I'm thinking of that Fall Guys companion mod again.
PenguinMortified: if you've escaped it for now it might be better off left that way
SkylerRingtail: I am so unbelievably over Skyrim and it's remakes at this point. I don't understand why it remains so popular
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, that was a Dunkey
Despoiler98: JEEZ
Zalthia: My SON
TehAmelie: i would like to have a guaranteed lifespan of at least 200 years before i sit down to get through the Elder Scrolls series
CataclysmicReverb: All mods won't fit in skyrim without it crashing
Despoiler98: where do these brats keep coming from
RobotInProgress: Dunkey, famous for his Spagetti and Meatballs
iris_of_ether: OH, there was also the Skyrim Year of Insanity, which was like 200 blindly installed mods
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TehAmelie: hey, Minecraft gets hundreds of curated modpacks that still crash the game if you run any one of them with everything turned on
Despoiler98: WHAT THE FUCK
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
niccus: good job!
Armyguy0: Heya buddy
TehAmelie: as a tumblr enthusiast, i feel seen
KenKopin: Good stream everyone!
Zalthia: FRIEND
ContingentCat: !adult
mechmagic: lrrFINE
Makrosian_Tae: seabatApp
e_bloc: tumblr human
ContingentCat: hm, only mods can request an adult now?
niccus: it needs to move around and idle-animate like people
Despoiler98: HOW IS THAT A HUMAN
Makrosian_Tae: A tumbler human
Zalthia: We're pretending it's our dad.
RobotInProgress: ah hello fellow human
ContingentCat: man tumblr's gotten weird
Makrosian_Tae: You rearrange the face like a rubiks cube
NimrodXIV: typical tumblr user
Makrosian_Tae: And eventually, ta da! Face
Zalthia: Tutorial.
TehAmelie: we're through the uncanny valley here
RobotInProgress: tripping because you took a tumble
Zalthia: There is no time!
Zalthia: We're on day NOTHING
niccus: you're tripping balls, time to randomly brew things together and make more drugs
Despoiler98: UM
Zalthia: You can right click to auto grab stuff
niccus: bone juice!
e_bloc: ah the three layers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Humans are like magic, both have layers
e_bloc: quite the heavy hand there
Solipsody: Fortunately, children can have unlimited amounts of morphine without any ill effects.
ContingentCat: is that a child?
Invitare: just get 'em high as a kite
e_bloc: thats why they call them herbicides
Phailhammer: Get fucked up on herbs~
Zalthia: There's a chart.
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:23 PM
ContingentCat: ah just after 4:20 good time to get fucked on random herbs
KV1NN4: i want to give the child a mattress, pillow and blanket. katesCry
ContingentCat: and several skulls
e_bloc: and tumblr human skull
x0den: oh, theres a diagram on the wall, thats nice
e_bloc: we have egg?
ContingentCat: doping up kids is hungry work
KenKopin: LSD trips really take it out of you.
ContingentCat: gesundhiet
RobotInProgress: no thanks
ContingentCat: about time for hipsters to get into something new
Ferisar: the nopers
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: Nope is Coming
Phailhammer: NOPE IS COMING
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Zalthia: xD
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But scabby houses are normal
Phailhammer: cya :)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: b-bye
ContingentCat: thanks Cam and Cori lrrHEART
LordZarano: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
TehAmelie: scary thought i just had, John Romero may have been the first internet personality
TehAmelie: ah, classic
cadesguy: the final boss of doom 2
TehAmelie: i mean he was making fans his b-word over modem deathmatches already in Doom 1, and they loved it
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Maid of Sker) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
TehAmelie: that would have been in. . .1993. did fiberoptic internet exist then?
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codatski: From a light bit of research, yes it did exist but it was not widely utilized till the late 90s to early 2000s
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get modded in the borf.