Greypelt: !next
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
ihlendrax: 😳
ihlendrax: I knew socks were evil.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Socks exist to strangle feet
malc: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always afraid.
Naarius: Mood
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the stick.
r3fr4ct0r: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Zendikar Rising Sealed! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (12s ago).
RockPusher: Well, Fuck. sergeModLove may be some increased politics diversions in the next few hours
Juliamon: I am aware and prepared.
RockPusher: lrrHEART
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I am unaware, and I guess I wish to stay that way?
Juliamon: I wish I could mod IRL, my mom's doomspiraling
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
jdogs124: Is it in person
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
ihlendrax: Twitter is definitely doomspiraling right now.
SkylerRingtail: I don't like Magic but I need a community right now
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RockPusher: Arena sealed Zendikar Rising
Juliamon: We are here for you.
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Juliamon: This is a politics-free zone other than that which is inherent to Magic.
Porsgaard81: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: I will timeout anyone trying to violate that.
ihlendrax: I’m cracking open a box of Zendikar for an EDH sealed league. I need the distraction.
RockPusher: To those who need a distraction - welcome, we'll try and keep it light and fun lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: The best kind of politics: What's the best colour combo and why is it Gruul
ihlendrax: You mean Abzan
YawnLance: @Juliamon You (and the other mods) are a treasure sergeModLove
TotallyNotaBeholder: Funny way to spell Dimir
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monosceros: Gruul *is* a part of the best, Jund
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Frizzik: whoo i made it in time for fnpf for once. heya all
ihlendrax: 🤍🖤💚
TamesLovesGames: Temur for LIFE
DiscordianTokkan: @DiscordianTokkan Funny way to say Golgari, ME
gnome_friend: I'm always stuck between Naya, Temur, and Bant
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gnome_friend: And therefore, between Gruul, Selesnya, and Simic
djalternative: hola friendos. Made it just in time
Juliamon: The real answer is to go full WUBRG greed
DiscordianTokkan: yesss
YawnLance: 5 Color good stuff is always the most fun deck.
YawnLance: Maybe not the best, but certainly the most fun.
gnome_friend: !card prophetic prism
LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Always go full WUBRG. then you get to say Wooo!
Ballistic_Meatball: Good evening everyone!
gnome_friend: I love formats that have prophetic prism in them
ihlendrax: Greed. Where have I heard that before...? Oh wait...Wheeler. Yes. Greed.
Frizzik: get the best of each colour, can't lose then!
TwitchTVsFrank: do we know the line up for tonight
MegaDosX: Nah, Boros but splash in blue, green, and black
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Juliamon: TwitchTVsFrank We will in a minute!
TwitchTVsFrank: fair enough
djalternative: here's hoping someone opens omnath
djalternative: or scute swarm
ihlendrax: Anyone open a prerelease kit yet?
YawnLance: Both Bens are in, other than that I have no idea
ihlendrax: I had Nissa and the Engine in mine.
djalternative: I have an entire box sitting next to me for later tonight
malc: holy heck that was loud
Frizzik: i have barely seen any zendikar stuff, been a busy week , should be fun!
asthanius: The chair!
Murf13: I'm just here for the new chair wheelerMuldcb
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RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
DiscordianTokkan: I tried to force Nissa in mine, but it'll do better as Dimir than dark Simic
Max_Mckayful: Sup wheel man
nyquister_: Wheeler is a blessing
MegaDosX: You assembled your party!
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squanderedresources: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wrastling!
Redartifice: assemble a party surely ben
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malc: ooh, seals
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Murf13: wheelerBless wheelerMuldcb lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrADAM
RockPusher: benginFingers unarmeHmm seabatBRAIN
deinonychus24: Way to carry the bit, Adam
MegaDosX: So which party slot does each player fit into?
squanderedresources: wheelerPog
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com/lrr
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Redartifice: seamless segue
DoodlestheGreat: A donut?
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerPog lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrADAM
deinonychus24: A kingdom of cards!
squanderedresources: SOOOO READY wheelerHub wheelerGreed
RockPusher: A Principality of Paper!
Ritaspirithntr: The Zendi-Cardkingdom!!!
DiscordianTokkan: WOO in WUBRG
heartofgoldfish: we know what it is this time! it's - what is it
Diabore: me?
Max_Mckayful: I feel like we've won them over with Kingdom of Cards and that pleases me
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh yeah, we did this
heartofgoldfish: card kingdom: a monarchy of magic
elah806: I have a sell order that's about to be graded with them so I'm excited for that button
Diabore: this is our fault
ixidor_: hype bois
hmwd138: @LoadingReadyRun There should be a button that says "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please!"
Redartifice: a primogeniture of papergoods
ixidor_: and gurls
chaostreader: !uptime
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ixidor_: and everyone
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TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Despoiler98: HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Ritaspirithntr: Oh Ben!!
malc: lrrWOW
RockPusher: benginFingers benginHeart benginDab
RandomTrivia: I seem to have arrived at the perfect no-context time LUL
squanderedresources: OH BEN
Ballistic_Meatball: holy azorius pack batman!
AttackCowboy: wftdaRL wheelerHub wftdaRR
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heartofgoldfish: card kingdom, a constitutional monarchy constituted of cards
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gnome_friend: I see an OX
Ballistic_Meatball: oh, thats the deck
Luminaire_p: Emergency meeting!
YakkersHoungan221B: Above Ground or subterranean?
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Sibwow: ASHAYAAAAA
Dish_KP: hello, Mr. Kar
Max_Mckayful: Blackblade deck?
Redartifice: THE TREES
DiscordianTokkan: Ashayayaya
Decaped: Did you know when you say pool you're being french?
chaostreader: Do you have the boardwipe? It says non-land
BearPsychologist: It can also be 3 rare darksteel ingots
RaklarLS: triple ingot
adambomb625: New EDH staple Skyclave Relic
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Decaped I really like this pool, eh?
Redartifice: does it play in eggs ben
RaklarLS: edh daretti shenanigans for sure
gnome_friend: I think we might be some type of Esper?
AlchemicalPanda: Please stop talking about how old darksteel ingot is... :(
elah806: Oh, oh god, 15 years
WrightJustice: nice green
hd_dabnado: the inscriptions are nice
Decaped: oh man, there's a great etymology joke in here about eggs in a pool
Donutholez: is the BEN and BEN stream?? kaifPogfrog kaifPogfrog kaifPogfrog
asthanius: jam-a-lam some ding-dongs
Donutholez: it's*
RandomTrivia: Ben tribal
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RaklarLS: 17 years, to be exact D:
MilkInBag: Hey Ben! Hope you recovered from Meghan's hard read!
samuraitiger19: <message deleted>Ppur one put for Ruth Bader Ginsberg tonight.
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: No Politics Please
Lokolos: Amen Ben
samuraitiger19: Just paying respects to the dead. Sorry
Juliamon: People are coming to this stream to distract themselves from it.
RegulusPratus: A proper fine dining establishment is like seven courses of that, tbf
Muddy_Thunder: !stream
MintChocDoublin: since frogs have two legs shouldn't i get a second one???
samuraitiger19: Again sorry
volraths_bane: You got two good white landfall cards
Bugberry: Azorius is Good Party, Rakdos is Evil Party.
djalternative: Nah. Here in Chicago, our fancy food are also portioned for lumberjacks. A $40 steak will weigh you down.
siltyroach: More boys for my Zulaport tribal deck! hryPog
mitomanox: <3 lrrDOTS lrrBEN lrrDOTS <3
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elah806: Listen, at the Azorius parties they rinse out their recyclables at the end of the night and everybody gets it if someone has to go to bed early for work. That's not nothing
TheWooglie: MintChocDoublin don't they have four?
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, Ben-Ben Akki Hermit, are here, who else ?
RockPusher: Many Dog, Much Chair, Wow!
MegaDosX: Ben no
volraths_bane: Borosilicate landfall?
Donutholez: kinky
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hot Dogs in your area on Barkr?
Ballistic_Meatball: ben yes
control_rig: Shawarma mmmm
asthanius: Street meat vendors? That's what we're calling them now? Rude.
RandomTrivia: Abrade was always undercosted
volraths_bane: wtf is borosilicate?
adambomb625: Since Amonkhet
Bugberry: Abrade is uncommon.
RandomTrivia: You should always pay extra for versatility
RockPusher: Ben just wanting to burn all the things benginFingers RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
Diabore: uro is fair, dont @ me Kappa
Dish_KP: i find that party is every color combo except dimir. so far, i've done orzhov and simic
Max_Mckayful: When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
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Bengineering: I'm just saying were officially in a standard where Lightning strike is apparently too good
Dmc3628: Cobra Uro Omnath sure is a pattern Im already tired of seeing
RaklarLS: blue bouncy sorcery kicky thing is good
Diabore: oh cams here? i hadnt heard him yet
Desruprot: The set is interesting
MintChocDoublin: @thewooglie the front ones aren't very meaty, the back ones have all the power
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Desruprot: I was having fun doing Brawl with the new Omnath
RandomTrivia: @volraths_bane Apparently it's a type of silicate glass based on Boron Trioxide
Donutholez: BW covers cleric, warrior, and rogue. blue or red is needed to complete a party if needs be
Dmc3628: i already despise the new omnath in brawl just as much as I did Niv
Diabore: @Donutholez not exactly, theres the common 5 type artifact creature
RandomTrivia: @volraths_bane Comparatively resistant to thermal shock, making it good for food purposes
Muddy_Thunder: lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrCAMERON wheelerKappa
chaostreader: @donutholez There are white wizards.
control_rig: I feel called out
Donutholez: oh. kor wizards
RaklarLS: kor! wizards.
Pywodwagon: "have you guys ever seen too many cooks?"
Max_Mckayful: Ever heard of this show called Crapshots? Is good stuff
djalternative: party's really centered in WU for the control variant and BR for the aggro variant
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Anyone seen these things called "craploads?" let me show you
savorycookie: let's watch the video where the cat says Oh hi! in a southern accent
Diabore: you only need 2 colours for a full party
control_rig: I've done a Crapshots party before
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nolly3: hey y
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F1SHOR: you cant just play sealed without black or green chat :P
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
adambomb625: Shepard of Hope is bonkers
Graham_LRR: Wheeler if we’re ever at a YouTube party I’m going to fill the queue with nothing but Clarke & Dawe just for you
elah806: Youtube parties have been great in 2020 when everyone involved isn't mad at each other but generally at their wits' end and not wanting to talk about it
gualdhar: @Diabore it's much easier to get a full party in some color pairs than others.
Donutholez: that is a heavy shift for the creature typing-to-color association
averythetiger: Oh yeah, that fish has murdered people for me.
Diabore: i think the kicker spells are at the right power level in this set
chaostreader: I believe it is possible to form a full party with any one color.
Diabore: @gualdhar oh most definitely, but you can get a full party in any colour pair\
sterlingsojourner: There is that there Murasa brute as a vanilla 3/3 for 3 in this set I think
Zappeljakob: the only color that has every class is green, all other have 1 class missing
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MegaDosX: You technically have the colourless pack mule thing that is every class
Zappeljakob: You can build a full party in any 2 Colors
RaklarLS: each color has 3 tribes, each showing up less than the other. the exception is green, who has all of them, but they have a lot less of them.
Mr_Bitterness: @Diabore I feel just the opposite, Kicker feels super weak
Donutholez: How do you call that land now? Dual Mono Land?
averythetiger: Pack beast is VERY good if you party hard.
Diabore: its very good in party
adambomb625: He's the party pack
chaostreader: @donutholez Modol dual lands, I believe.
Max_Mckayful: You that one person who feels like a whole party when you hang with em? That's Packbeast
inickstrad: Adam! Loved tour among us play on LSV’s stream
TheWooglie: Jackbox meets WOTC
Donutholez: oh Modal. okay
Diabore: im probably gonna call them choice lands
chesul: dreadwurm seems like an ok curve topper if you have nothing else.
TheWooglie: deathtouch and fear
Pywodwagon: Big Rare Energy
Juliamon: The not-colossal-enough dreadwurm
odocoelus: Is there a blue kicker payoff legend? I've got a Hallar the Firefletcher EDH deck, and all the blue kicker cards are strange.
gnome_friend: OX?
averythetiger: wotc had plenty of time to think of a catchy name for these flip cards. But they didn't
RaklarLS: i guess dread is less impactful than a massacre?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: but "modal dual-faced cards" rolls so well off the tongue.
Bugberry: @odcoelus The UG legend copies kicker spells.
LackingSanity_: Will the shadowcat draw you enough cards with the amount of +1/+1 counter stuff you have?
marshacado: feels bad skink
chesul: RaklarLS I mean, you can survive dread, but you're unlikely to survive a massacre.
Diabore: thats lag
Mr_Bitterness: It migrated over from the last set, mutated some arms
elah806: Worms with arms? You mean politicians? hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
Tartarga: That's how it becomes indestructible, it uses its arms.
MegaDosX: @odocoelus There's Coralhelm Chronicler that lets you loot when you cast a kicked spell
YakkersHoungan221B: I thought you were gonna say that electricity monster from that one straight to DvD Scooby Doo movie, cyberverse or something
MegaDosX: Oh wait, legend
MegaDosX: Nevermind sorry :p
RandomTrivia: Cleric Cleric Mouse, Cleric Mouse, Cleric Mouse
gnome_friend: !findquote carrot
LRRbot: Quote #3081: "What happens when you cross-breed broccoli and carrots?" —Beej [2016-08-03]
Juliamon: cleric cl--- dammit Ben
TheWooglie: 40
Diabore: 27
gnome_friend: Carrot carrot milk carrot milk carrot milk
RandomTrivia: Damn, they said it while I was typing
odocoelus: @Bugberry Thanks. That looks interesting...
Applecrisp: "I call this one 'Earthrise on the Moon'"
n__een_n: COVER ALBUM OF BRIAN ENO'S MUSIC FOR FILMS
n__een_n: sorry caps
RandomTrivia: Strictly better
MegaDosX: That's the blackest card that ever blacked
nic_nax96: @Bengineering Mind drain has been really good for me today
YakkersHoungan221B: Mind drain, one of those three drops that does absolutely everything
savorycookie: Mind Drain, basically cryptic command
RaklarLS: the green one is hilarious too
TheAwkes: Play me, wheeler.
MegaDosX: Yeah the green one is like Super Explore
Donutholez: if you also add the ox, it is no longer a party, it's a Zoo
Fanboy_of_Bolas: looks liek w/b animals.
RandomTrivia: Format looks super tempo-oriented
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YakkersHoungan221B: The little warrior that might could
RandomTrivia: Party is inherently a snowball-y mechanic
TotallyNotaBeholder: bounce, kill, indestructable are real powerhouses
RandomTrivia: Feed the Swarm is a Sorcery, don't hold up mana for it
TotallyNotaBeholder: A land that might do stuff later
siltyroach: Id keep the silencer hes so value
chesul: a land with a small bit of flood protection.
MegaDosX: It's flood protection at the very least
SirTrae: I still don't know if I should cut lands when I have MDFCs
MegaDosX: "Wait, he's playing Esper? I have to change my whole gameplan!"
adambomb625: Fite tiem
Ukon_Cairns: now i just wanna see an omnath in every color combo mpieLUL
TwitchTVsFrank: swag value
RandomTrivia: Silly lrrADAM , Single Combat was in War of the Spark
NightWingMistHawk: ~lasttweet
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elah806: ouch
MegaDosX: Wow
YakkersHoungan221B: Ah yes the syndicated childrens television show, Lord of the Flues
YakkersHoungan221B: Flies* Dangiet
Fanboy_of_Bolas: its b/c ben is a child. <3
Mr_Bitterness: So is Cam here and just being very quiet?
RockPusher: YouTube giving Ben a little SpongeBob, as a treat.
Bugberry: The Band episode is the most meme dense episode.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: this seems iffy
Fanboy_of_Bolas: muuuuuuuch better
Fr0Dough: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:32.
Sibwow: ah superintendent nahiri
Ritaspirithntr: DOG!!!
Ritaspirithntr: That dog is so GOOD!!!
gnome_friend: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #4780: "His teeth are champions. He is not." —Adam [2018-03-13]
Fanboy_of_Bolas: flying is an OP ability
Desruprot: schalaHA
Tommadness: I see we're in for a Roil Rumble
Ukon_Cairns: Royal Eruption is what happens when will thinks about knowledge
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
adambomb625: I don't get the reference?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i don't either!
ladylinzington: Simpsons steamed hams
MegaDosX: The Simpsons references
Max_Mckayful: But what if use the One Ring to fight Sauron?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh. yeah i don't watch simpsons.
control_rig: Oh God that's so good
sovietbear1919: I'm wheezing
Mr_Bitterness: So who's gonna make the animation?
Ukon_Cairns: when in doubt, its a simpsons reference
ladylinzington: this scene
RegulusPratus: Swamps are overrated
RockPusher: slytqKnife_HF slytqSpoon_HF
MegaDosX: Bad colour fixing!
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, it's ultimate sad town!
YakkersHoungan221B: @ladylinzington oh, the untouched version. Rarely see it these days
ladylinzington: right?
Max_Mckayful: That's just good deck construction right here. Got that color fixing
Fanboy_of_Bolas: great way to lose a finger, playing with a utility knife.
Diabore: give me back "your go" arena
Mr_Bitterness: I just wish there was some really splashy bit of equipment for Nahiri
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !quote knife
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !quote knives
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme!
Muddy_Thunder: Duel of the Packbeasts
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !quote cut
Juliamon: You're using !quote wrong
Juliamon: you !quote a person
MegaDosX: !findquote cut
LRRbot: Quote #362: "Someone's cutting down a thing. I hope it's not our building." —Graham [2015-06-18]
Pywodwagon: "one wore gray, the other also wore gray"
RockPusher: Two Packbeasts, each alike in dignity
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Thank you everyone!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #3590: "I am giving you permission to handle a knife tonight." —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-31]
MegaDosX: He finally drew a black* land!
RandomTrivia: !quote 6305
LRRbot: Quote #6305: "You know what they say: If you don't have equipment, you don't risk losing it." —Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
gnome_friend: Knife rabbit?
Easilycrazyhat: For kids!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: knife rabbit is my DJ stage name
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SrMuskrat: I thought blight priest was a 1/2
RegulusPratus: Who can say where the road goes
Fanboy_of_Bolas: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #6330: "It's not my fault I'm cursed! (It probably is.)" —James [2019-08-15]
gnome_friend: Won't you share this jam with me?
MegaDosX: So much greed Wheeler!
hd_dabnado: Benjamin "Winmore" Wheeler
RandomTrivia: Aww man, I don't have enough mana to win MUCH harder than I already am
Mister_Skittles: Wheeler, there is an OX right there and its not in your deck?!?!?!
lochnessseammonster: wanted to win differently...
Max_Mckayful: He wanted to win with style
blackwlf: Is it wrong to string someone along about drop bears for. . . 10-15 minutes?
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MelvinMTG: Wheeler has a way with words
Fanboy_of_Bolas: nerds rope is great
RaklarLS: Ben wanted to win with more security, that's all. Kappa
Sibwow: what does the blue do for us?
RandomTrivia: Bluff Esper
sing_o_muse: memes sibwow
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Sibwow flex on our opponent
Muddy_Thunder: Some play with the tools god gave others ;)
Diabore: bens about to ox adam a question
Fanboy_of_Bolas: knifey spoony is a fun game
Max_Mckayful: Time to head to Oxidental University
LonelyTex: hello wheeler-man
Sibwow: oxnard
Fanboy_of_Bolas: yo man, sorry about the land problem last game. I got you here dude.
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always just dead here.
Sibwow: adams the beat down
Desruprot: limesLUL
Ballistic_Meatball: playable, not castable
RockPusher: benginTraitor
RandomTrivia: LUL Welp, there it is
RandomTrivia: Called that one
Sibwow: good luck with your little duel
Mr_Bitterness: Nahiri punted her off the cliffside
MegaDosX: That's what we call synergy!
Max_Mckayful: Wheeler would make an amazing anime voice actor
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ah, it's shefferd of heroes
MegaDosX: OK that's hilarious
underhill33: lrrWOW
Fanboy_of_Bolas: yes
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Solid_Fuel: clip it
Mr_Bitterness: Thiiiiiiis iiiiiis whiiiiiining
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Easilycrazyhat: Now THATS What I Call Whining (Volume XXVII)
ArkhamArchivist: The Clock Is Ticking. The Clock Is The Clock Is Ticking
Sibwow: good luck with your little duel
interiorexplosion: I guess the game wasn't actually good then
MegaDosX: Well that's a hand
Diabore: dont be a coward ben
Murf13: hummm
ZackTheCatKing: Hey all!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's a good choice for land
Max_Mckayful: A Fight? On Friday? On THIS Twitch channel?
Diabore: located entirely on this planet?
hd_dabnado: im getting music
MegaDosX: We are
frozenphoenix7: Yes
Murf13: yup
gnome_friend: We can hear them
DiscordianTokkan: We are now!
lirazel64: We are
aldruon: we can
Fanboy_of_Bolas: with Magic?
OldsCool: yep
Solid_Fuel: we got the game sounds yes
Fanboy_of_Bolas: sounds like John Williams
frozenphoenix7: Very much can hear the effects and the music and such
ulexarX: Rare mountain? Now that's what I call a chase stone
Poggifers_LRR: we are , but its hard to hear over the chair in the background lrrBEEJ
Fanboy_of_Bolas: It's a Red card, Ulmer.
hd_dabnado: its too loud for me ngl
MegaDosX: So we have Dimir Rogues(?) vs Boros Warriors(?)
ZackTheCatKing: Can Ben make creepy jace dance?
Diabore: stream getting choppy?
Max_Mckayful: @ulexarX Solid joke
Fanboy_of_Bolas: very cinematic
poggifers: I have been summoned
poggifers: By a clone?
Zappeljakob: Is this how it feels?
Easilycrazyhat: "Judge! He's fighting back!"
adambomb625: Serge playing U/B and noone is suprised
MegaDosX: That's Cameron @adambomb625 :p
gnome_friend: Serge isn't here
DiscordianTokkan: My Sealed pack on Arena had me hard into Dimir. And Negates are MUCH more fun when I'M the one casting the,
DiscordianTokkan: *them
volraths_bane: James?
Diabore: james? is that you?
F1SHOR: is james hiding in bens place cursing him
MegaDosX: Though you could be forgiven for mistaking Ben for James with those draws
RandomTrivia: Ben, why is James over your shoulder?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Ben's a little wet.
Diabore: @adambomb625 thats cam
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
RandomTrivia: The little warrior could after all!
Ukon_Cairns: its 2 divinations for the price of 2 (the 2nd 2nd card is the 2nd divination) seabatTROG
frozenphoenix7: That's unfortunate Ben.
Poggifers_LRR: James ??
MegaDosX: Yeah Thwart the Grave is gross if you're playing anything with party-related classes in black
RandomTrivia: I mean, these are virtual cards. That makes them a Holo-deck, right?
gnome_friend: Gwart the thrave
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Diabore: even without party centric, its usually a 5 mana double reanimate
Poggifers_LRR: Didnt realize James changed his tag to mirror Bens
MegaDosX: WHAT THE SHIT
Diabore: 12
gnome_friend: Ho Chi Minh CITY!
Max_Mckayful: The Boros Legion is having a rough night thus far
baskwalla: James?
RandomTrivia: lrrJAMES what did you do?!
Mysticman89: who has been screwing with the improbability drive
philippekav: subtle strike is so good for a common
RandomTrivia: The curse is spreading!
BoBrinkman: #blamejames
F1SHOR: yes give it to cameron...
Fanboy_of_Bolas: damn u Turner!
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Radyin: Has James been haunting Ben's computer?
Diabore: pure unadulterated magic lands
Arael15: nice
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @Arael15 nice nice nice
gnome_friend: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #6570: "No, you can't have my dental floss. I need it to clean my teeth in an emergency." —Beej [2019-11-13]
DiscordianTokkan: Subtle Strike is Quite good, yeah.
xantos69: cheer50 hey team, how goes it?
Diabore: @DiscordianTokkan shows how busted skullduggery was huh
frozenphoenix7: Nah Wheeler, that wouldn't happen EVERY single time
Diabore: i have this great new card and its gone
frozenphoenix7: A lot of other times you'll just get Lotus Cobra + Uro'd
aiamethyst: is cursing now allowed on lrr mtg streams?
DiscordianTokkan: @Diabore Yeah! At 1! Though the boost in Subtle sticks around, which can be relevant for Zendikar
frozenphoenix7: and watch your opponent gain 40 life from Omnath
Poggifers_LRR: @Diabore benginFingers
Dmc3628: or pop off with Uro and Omnath cause reasons
Izandai: oof
Muddy_Thunder: !card subtle strike
LRRbot: Subtle Strike [1B] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Diabore: pls no
MegaDosX: OK so maybe it's not Ben's deck from the PPR, it's just oops all removal
baskwalla: Cam he has a family
Vampiricsloth: is cam playing 12x removal?
Poggifers_LRR: @baskwalla had........Cam saw to them too
MegaDosX: That's not a knife
MegaDosX: "Let me see what you have." "A knife!" "NO!"
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
gnome_friend: Yay! The abyss!
MegaDosX: He big
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: UH
Ballistic_Meatball: wow
Izandai: !card zagras
LRRbot: Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue [4/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / Flying, deathtouch, haste / Other creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker.
MegaDosX: Holy crap
Izandai: oh my
MegaDosX: OH WOW
DiscordianTokkan: Choo Choooooo
Izandai: gross
Ryenji: WutFace
DRMagnify: choooo chooooo
niccus: DIY embercleave
Fanboy_of_Bolas: open up,
RandomTrivia: Beep beep!
MegaDosX: You do not!
Ballistic_Meatball: he just built two embercleaves
Fanboy_of_Bolas: here comes the BOOM
hd_dabnado: actually thats 18 shits of damage
Dmc3628: that sure is a bs top deck if i ever see one
Izandai: Oh, Ben is playing. I thought Ben was playing.
Vampiricsloth: LUL Izandai
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: Guess who's back
RegulusPratus: Divination, but for 1 mana, and you draw an extra card
Murf13: ouch
Max_Mckayful: @Izandai No, Ben's just commenting on Ben's play. He's not playing right now.
Izandai: @Max_Mckayful Yeah, yeah, I got there.
Bugberry: !card Stonehewer Giant
LRRbot: Stonehewer Giant [3WW] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / {1}{W}, {T}: Search your library for an Equipment card and put it onto the battlefield. Attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
frozenphoenix7: Pelakka is a region
hd_dabnado: Pelakka is a location
DiscordianTokkan: Are they Hands, or the other end of the Wurms?
Bugberry: Reminds me how people thought Glen Elendra was a person from Glen Elendra Archmage.
Izandai: !card paired tactician
LRRbot: Paired Tactician [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Whenever Paired Tactician and at least one other Warrior attack, put a +1/+1 counter on Paired Tactician.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Izandai: That was a beautiful interaction.
DiscordianTokkan: The Double "Right!"
Mr_Horrible: nighthawk mizzS
MegaDosX: Oh wow, that's a card
MegaDosX: !card nighthawk scavenger
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DiscordianTokkan: YARP
Murf13: yup its dumb
Diabore: only counts opponents graveyards
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BearPsychologist: Its a day
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Mr_Horrible: it's only card type's in OP's graveyard, fwiw
Bugberry: Goyf that can be bolted reliably.
Kreiseler: wait its vampire nighthawkAND tarmogoyf?
Mr_Horrible: LUL also a fair point
Juliamon: Vampire Goyfhawk
hd_dabnado: oh god, sub notification is dying
Mr_Horrible: tarmpire goyfhawk
MegaDosX: Who reads cards?
Mr_Horrible: I comprehend cards purely by smell
Gadora: Only half a goyf.
BrindleBoar: Reading is not what Richard Garfield intended.
Izandai: If they aren't Cam's teeth, how did they get in Cam's mouth?
Zappeljakob: cam can survive...
Mr_Horrible: @Izandai "Coming up, on History's Mysteries"
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Zappeljakob: welp
MegaDosX: WELP
CanPlayGames: rIP
xantos69: That be how it is.
DiscordianTokkan: RIV
MegaDosX: Ben with the topdecks
Izandai: Arena was like "No, enough of this nonsense, we're done here."
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
balldrifter: LUL
Mr_Horrible: WOW
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: You didn't. It's just a UI bug
Solid_Fuel: wait what?
Diabore: its been doing that to me all day
BrindleBoar: F
Juliamon: wat
MegaDosX: Game you is bugged
RandomTrivia: lrrWWOW
Solid_Fuel: hang on!!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
darkspiredragon: It has been doing that all day
F1SHOR: cam gets the last laugh
wlandy13: Didn't win fast enough XD
theanthonydee: Losing for BM
Murf13: its for the BM
CaptainSpam: Did you ever lose a custom match so badly you lose constructed rank?
JokerBoney: UI Glitch
ariborealis: Arena has been super buggy...
BoBrinkman: I gained a rank for losing sealed
nyquister_: Is this, Karma?...
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
RegulusPratus: Victory for scrubs
aldruon: Beejrules
Easilycrazyhat: check ya profile. It might be a visual glitch.
Solid_Fuel: even if you win , you loose in the end
DiscordianTokkan: Is it showing as lost in the profile too?
Juliamon: OK chat, can I trust you to behave for ~20 minutes? I gotta shower.
SquirrelLord1111: @Juliamon ... Maybe...
Kreiseler: @juliamon absolutely not
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Some of us
F1SHOR: comeon chat we can do this
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Juliamon I'm around :)
RandomTrivia: Ocean, Hosk and Sarah have us under control, I'm sure
Juliamon: shhhh
F1SHOR: i believe in us
Juliamon: I'm trying to get them to behave on their own
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Juliamon oh right! *disappears into lurker mode*
RandomTrivia: That doesn't work on 5-year olds, why do you expect it to work any better on us?
lirazel64: 😇 What DO you mean?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RandomTrivia sometimes it does work on 5 year olds!
F1SHOR: i mean chat isnt at a 5yr olds level alot of times...
Juliamon: Because I expect better from you.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Juliamon that's a mistake
Juliamon: Or rather, I KNOW you can be good. You've been good all night so far.
RandomTrivia feels simultaneously honoured and concerned
RockPusher: chat can't be older than 12, otherwise we wouldn't keep giggling at the word duty lrrBEEJ
Bengineering: benginHype
Juliamon: In This Chat We Love And Respect Everyone
Earthenone: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
Izandai: Are you Ben? Or are you-you Ben-Ben?
F1SHOR: Yikes!
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azureHaights: Mardu Removal, more like Mar-don't
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RandomTrivia: Pay no attention to the Discord behind the curtain
lirazel64: I believe that Cam is Cam.
Ferisar: why no smash
hyaundredneer: Why is the max deck capacity still capped at 75?
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Waluigi in Smash, you cowards!
Izandai: Yeah, it's an interesting one.
Izandai: !compound fracture
Izandai: !card compound fracture
LRRbot: Compound Fracture [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each card named Compound Fracture in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: BO1 standard legal I believe
hyaundredneer: They should at least make it 75 for each format played on Arena
MegaDosX: Don't think it's legal in BO3 though
RandomTrivia: Because it's from the beginner kit
MegaDosX: That's historically how it's worked with the weird Arena only cards
MegaDosX: WOAH
Izandai: oh my
RandomTrivia: A wild mythic appeared!
MegaDosX: Cam with the flex
Izandai: I mean... Accurate to the character.
Izandai: oops
MegaDosX: ADAM
Izandai: PrideLaugh
thraximore: rOwAn
popejupiter: ADAM
RandomTrivia: LUL
Pseudonymn: And for you; boottotheface
Despoiler98: OH NO
popejupiter: IT EVEN ASKED YOU TO CONFIRM
control_rig: oh nooooo
MegaDosX: Arena even asked you if you wanted to do it!
xantos69: Been there sir
Izandai: WOW
Izandai: PrideLaugh
MegaDosX: What did he say, we didn't hear it
Izandai: @MegaDosX He's pointing in his Spider-Man suit at Adam.
thraximore: It's gotta be taunting you directly now
RockPusher: LRRning
nyquister_: Oh, it thought he said birds
xantos69: NEEEEEEERD!
MegaDosX: @Izandai I meant Jace, but thanks :p
Applecrisp: "Hooked on Psionics Worked for Me!"
Izandai: @MegaDosX Oh, I didn't hear.
TotallyNotaBeholder: But this Jace you can kick
Decaped: Jace is a POSITIVE role model for teens and preteens!
daniel_not_dan: We need bolas to come back, if only to jam jace into a locker
MegaDosX: All good :)
thraximore: They're doing it on purpose just for you
SeismicLawns: Just need a ROWAN clip for jace
Uzumaki15: Isn't that just Jace? He's always been a dork
Bugberry: I really don't see why people dislike them.
Dr_fragenstien: Now I want to see a poster styled after something you would see in a school library with jace
Izandai: @Bugberry Same. I like Jace just fine.
MegaDosX: Also I vote we put a petition forward for Wheeler to do VO for a future planeswalker in Arena
tergonis: cam's deck fills me with joy
lirazel64: @megadosx YES!
MegaDosX: Ah, the spirit of James is here and active
RegulusPratus: Just remember to mana weave
Bugberry: Or, I see why, I just don't get it. The average Magic player is a Blue weenie.
GamesAndInk: Remember to take out lands if you're using the two-sided cards, the deck maker doesn't account for it
Ferisar: please vent land
Izandai: @Bugberry The thing is, Jace has been the most popular planeswalker for a long time.
MegaDosX: "You lost to a planeswalker? Man, your deck must suck."
SeismicLawns: please wheeler he has a family
MegaDosX: I love how technically you can tap Sneaking Guide and target itself
RandomTrivia: As we know: We like, we like to party
lirazel64: I'm starting to think that The Curse of James lives in the Moonbase router.
Bugberry: @Izandai I think it's a case of people seeing themselves in Jace and not liking it.
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MegaDosX: The packbeast knows only punch!
Izandai: @Bugberry Maybe. I dunno.
Izandai: Well that's unfortunate.
Kumakaori: arena pls
RandomTrivia: Isn't auto-tap great?
SeismicLawns: who can say where the autotapper goes
xantos69: This is why I turned off auto tapper permanently and never looked back.
MegaDosX: I'm assuming autotapper just saw not enough open mana for the white spell, but it's still kinda dumb >_>
frozenphoenix7: Colorless land in a 3 color deck is kinda greedy
popejupiter: When did the cast get replaced by Minecraft villagers?
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Never mind that, it didn't know that the good 1-mana tricks in this format are white, not red!
Dr_fragenstien: inb4 the red card that kicks to deal 2 to everything
Kumakaori: do 3/2's have an iconic creature?.
RegulusPratus: Do you have a Bontu's Last Reckoning somehow?
Kumakaori: like 2/1 is piker ?
MegaDosX: !card shadow's verdict
LRRbot: Shadows' Verdict [3BB] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures and all planeswalkers with converted mana cost 3 or less from the battlefield and all creature and planeswalker cards with converted mana cost 3 or less from all graveyards.
MegaDosX: That's the only wrath that Cam could have had with his colours, but it hoses him a lot playing rogues that want a full yard
Kumakaori: 1/2 is squire; 2/2 for 2 is a bear, etc. ?
gizmofreak1: @Kumakaori whatever the first one was
RegulusPratus: Okay, yeah, fair
Bladinus: lrrFINE
AliceLovelin: @MegaDosX isn't there a red deal 1 to everything kicker deal 2 to everything instead?
Kumakaori: @gizmofreak1 sounds right, now /what/ was it XD?
MegaDosX: Oh right, there is
MegaDosX: Don't remember what it's called though
MegaDosX: Duress? Or Thoughtseize?
AliceLovelin: Don't remember either, I just remember seeing something like this
MrTulip: that's mildly savage
MegaDosX: !card cinderclasm
LRRbot: Cinderclasm [1R] | Instant | Kicker {R} / Cinderclasm deals 1 damage to each creature. If it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to each creature instead.
MegaDosX: There it is @AliceLovelin
Ferisar: auto-tapper: long live the king *drops hovered mana*
MegaDosX: He back!
sandlotte: Jace got kicked!
Desruprot: Jace and.....ace
Izandai: Gee Cam, how come WOTC lets you have two Jaces?
Desruprot: Jace*
Dr_fragenstien: there's two of them!
Izandai: YDS
MegaDosX: I'm seeing double! Four Jaces!
Izandai: *YES
Izandai: Gee Adam, why won't you let Cam have two Jaces?
MegaDosX: Begone nerd!
sandlotte: so long, Jace bowser!
Izandai: Congratulations Ulmer, you made a joke Jace would appreciate. Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: does jace take baths? can't he just use mind magic to make people think he's clean and smells good?
lirazel64: Six parts gin to one of vermouth works for me.
MegaDosX: Adam is, how do you say, in trouble
sandlotte: Ravnica Jace is forced to take baths by Lavinia
RandomTrivia: He probably took several unintended baths on Ixalan
Desruprot: Flymagoyf
Dr_fragenstien: it is cannon that, at least before ixilan, jace used illusion magic to make him seem more fit than he actually was
LackingSanity_: slampire fighthawk
lirazel64: I like Flymagoyf
korvys: Thank you Cameron
RockPusher: foxmarFIRE
sandlotte: woohoo blaseball! any reactions to the snackrifice?
sing_o_muse: ooh gladiator
RandomTrivia: I'm told it's better not to ask
Easilycrazyhat: rude
Izandai: PrideLaugh
CommunistBakery: I'm taking part in blaseball and I still have no idea what it is
RockPusher: benginTraitor
korvys: Jaylen Hotdogfingers has a name that does not live up to the gravity of their role in the game
Kreiseler: wow rude
MegaDosX: So rude Wheeler :p
Izandai: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Izandai: Yes
Izandai: slytqSmug
Bladinus: yes
tergonis: you're always the bad guy
helgridr: yes
LackingSanity_: RIV workman gloom, boyfriend monreal, and the countless other incineratees
AdamYMHMI: Which of these two has lived long enough to become the villain? You decide.
Izandai: Times New Roman size 48, or Zapfino size 7.
FacelessManAboutTown: BongjaminWeedler666 proudly sponsored by Cardkingdom.com
MegaDosX: Sweet mono-white deck Wheeler :p
ptay313: no way this can go wrong
Diabore: little fear
SquareDotCube: Zapfino Size 7 is just insult to injury
MegaDosX: Better get that fixing out early
SquareDotCube: It's bad enough trying to make out what it says at Size 18
Izandai: !card balancing act
LRRbot: Balancing Act [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of permanents they control equal to the number of permanents controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Each player discards cards the same way.
sandlotte: "if it was kicked, it loses hexproof"
MegaDosX: Well we know how the next few turns are going to go
RandomTrivia: Ah, fighting with the rest of your hand behind your back!
Raincoast_Bear: I hear the true Ben, but I see only the Other.
MegaDosX: Benny lemme smash
MegaDosX: !vinesmasher kudzu
Izandai: !card vinelasher kudzu
LRRbot: Vinelasher Kudzu [1G] | Creature — Plant [1/1] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Vinelasher Kudzu.
MegaDosX: I can type chat commands
Izandai: This is a good bit.
Cmdrlyneye: Stop stop stop where's the "B"?
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
RandomTrivia: !quote 3082
LRRbot: Quote #3082: "Where does smashing happen?" —Cori [2016-08-03]
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kreiseler: wait hold on whats magic the gathering?
SeismicLawns: um ben it's actually an ability word
rogerivany: I thought it was in Ravnica.
Diabore: so close
onefreeman28: Sorry what
azureHaights: My father, Mark Rosewheeler...
TwitchTVsFrank: lol i love adam
Bladinus: Are ya' winning son?
I_Am_Clockwork: this is the best collaborative Horse Joke ever
omdorastrix: "Are you winning son?"
Easilycrazyhat: If you don't listen, I'm bringing back Banding!
Kreiseler: dad I'm ACTIVELY gaming!
Cmdrlyneye: Mark rosewater: are ya winnin son?
SquareDotCube: "Dad, I'm trying to support your work!"
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Dr_fragenstien: NotLikeThis
helgridr: Yay!
Ferisar: he was doing simon says in reactor
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
Ferisar: that's why
Izandai: PrideLaugh
AliceLovelin: I really wish we did get a "back to kamigawa" or whatever name set that we went back there... Kamigawa was so cool! (I was a little kid when I played Kamigawa so there's the nostalgia too)
FacelessManAboutTown: PrideLaugh
FacelessManAboutTown: Aww :(
LiamRos: man i really want to go back to kamigawa
Ukon_Cairns: keanu reeves as the 47th ronin miasWow
noSmokeFire: Tom Cruise, Standing on a Crate
Decaped: Yeah, more white savior characters.
RegulusPratus: "We have Kamigawa at home."
F1SHOR: big luke all over again!
Raincoast_Bear: Not even his Samurai character - just Tom Cruise(tm)
queenfounder: !players
MegaDosX: What about if we return to Kamigawa, and it's overrun by Phyrexians?
LittleFXRadio: Tom Prime and Larger Tom
RandomTrivia: The Shadow of Tom Cruise, over Kamigawa
Ballistic_Meatball: return to shadows over kamigawa?
Dr_fragenstien: giant takoyaki
Ritaspirithntr: Lore of Kamigawa
Raincoast_Bear: Tom Cruise - Planes Walker
Ferisar: tom hatched from the moon
Ferisar: it makes sense
xantos69: Cruise-folk?
MegaDosX: Well that's a reference
sandlotte: Tom Tribal
RegulusPratus: Kamigawa, but it's just a new Yakuza game or something
elkae: So MTG is a Scientology racket?
ArkhamArchivist: the couch art is only in the Box Toppers
Ferisar: after that mummy remake
Raincoast_Bear: He's not a Samurai, he's Tom Cruise actor/plains walker
queenfounder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:29.
sandlotte: you mean Tommygawa?
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Izandai: oh my
MegaDosX: So, Wheeler's dead
Raincoast_Bear: Then Old Time Rock and Roll plays
RegulusPratus: Kamigawa industrializes, produces the Konda Accord.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Tom Cruise or more formally, Thompson Cruise Missile
adambomb625: what?
RandomTrivia: Excuse me, I have to go wipe the tears off my face
asthanius: Hollywood called us back. They said they'll give us 10 thousand dollars to stop calling
Izandai: PrideLaugh
averythetiger: Zof is fine just as a land.
RandomTrivia: The last few minutes have been a wild ride LUL
Poggifers_LRR: why are they discussing the plot to the next mission impossible movie
Despoiler98: lol
deyja429: Sidebaording is admission of defeat
rogerivany: Isnt' sideboarding an admission of defeat?
Kumakaori: Wheeler has admitted defeat~.
Ukon_Cairns: well now we know what to expect from the Friday Nights episode whenever Tom Cruise joins the crew
Raincoast_Bear: I feel the need. The need for (insert MTG refrence).
SeismicLawns: Ben's giving you the Side Eye
Countjondi: wheeler is such a tryhard
cryomancer20x6 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
cryomancer20x6: Thanks for all the entertainment
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carl0ou: omg it's been a year
Izandai: @Countjondi Wheeler does try hard, and we appreciate him for it.
walkwithoutrhythm: I played a lot of BFZ and I do not remember any landfall in that block
carl0ou subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
carl0ou: i made it!
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RockPusher: slytqKnife_HF
Dish_KP: Do you think James will draft 10 DFCs and try to play hard vs 'the curse'?
RandomTrivia: Sepulchral Primordial?
noSmokeFire: graver titan
averythetiger: It's pronounced "OH-koh"
Ferisar: gravest titan?
SeismicLawns: oooh it's liliana, death's majesty
Raincoast_Bear: Attack on Big Grave Titan
shurtal: Just got here, is that Mulder's new chair in the background?
definitelynotneeko2: gravy titan
Poggifers_LRR: @shurtal yep , thats the throne
shurtal: Such a GOOD throne for a fancy Lady
RandomTrivia: 20 mythics, 64 rares, 180-ish other cards
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AliceLovelin: !card oko
LRRbot: Found 19 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
AliceLovelin: 19 cards referring to oko?
AliceLovelin: Damn
TwitchTVsFrank: they upped the number of mythics and rares
RandomTrivia: It checks the middle of card names too
Vampiricsloth: Big-Oko is that just oko in a mech?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
sandlotte: 525600 mythics...
SirTrae: Seasons of Growth
DiscordianTokkan: THAT Escalated gradually!
CaptainSpam: Adam can go from zero to spicy with startling speed!
elkae: Highly personal
SeismicLawns: 525600 commons, how do you measure, measure a draft?
Raincoast_Bear: To be fair most of Adam's streams are about beating people up.
Countjondi: that is definately a nozzle on adam
RandomTrivia: More ships passing in the night!
xantos69: Or what? You will beat us up?
Izandai: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: Adam is the BOSHI
MegaDosX: X to Doubt
Caffine1138: Wait. We have people on our side?
Raincoast_Bear: Everytime I watch he's placing a fighting game.
NotCainNorAbel: Is it Tuesday?
corpocracy: seabatTROG
Mysticman89: the internet has more naked people than dressed.
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
rogerivany: wow, I wish I were Adam
Mysticman89: coincidence?
IbunWest: cliffLove Adam
codatski: Adam does totally roast me on Tuesdays
DiscordianTokkan: We love Adam, and Adam generally loves us (unless the collective Chat is being a tool)
sleepyfelix: a flying cat?
elkae: Sweet summer child
rogerivany: Bolt the Bird
averythetiger: Weak to rock, electric and ice.
RandomTrivia: With a bigger, stupider bird lrrBEN
Countjondi: brave stance, im with you adam
Pharmacistjudge: Adam's ability to keep faith in the internet is beyond my cynical capacity to understand.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Ritaspirithntr: Except when Adam is playing Hotel Murder Party on Crossing the Streams. Then Chat is against EVERYONE!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In my experience there is no removal in this sealed format. Except in my opponents' decks.
Raincoast_Bear: I love Adam too I'm just poking fun. He does stream a lot of fighting games.
Ferisar: oh aren't we
Naarius pokes Adam with positivity
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Murf13: lol
RandomTrivia: lrrADAM lrrHEART
Kreiseler: don't bully adam, chat. just let adam be the bully
GamesAndInk: Okay Adam :)
P4r7YG0D: Please don't poke me I'll laugh like the pilsbury dough boy
tergonis: no poking adam, only heavy attacks and grab combos
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, when I try to idolize what you say, you don't like it.
Ferisar: lord adam, by the right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown
elkae: You reject our compliments tho
rogerivany: That's way too close to Donald Trump speak.
codatski: Hmm, Adam can you tell me where the unsubscribe button is?
RegulusPratus: What's that, Lord Adam? Overthrow the pretenders in Ottawa so you may reign eternal?
Poggifers_LRR: we need a game with Mulder at the helm
BearPsychologist: LRR should unionize
BearPsychologist: to protect Adam
SeismicLawns: adam can you tell me where the "smear campaign on adam" button is?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Kreiseler: gotta stand united against BIG GRAHAM
codatski: Oh no, planning on using on your channel lrrBEEJ
Countjondi: I want jerk moves, not bankrupt adam, jesus guys
ArkhamArchivist: Nah, that would make James sad
queenfounder: Can you even unsubscribe? Don’t you just not renew?
heartofgoldfish: lrr should unionize to get adam fired
A_Dub888: #BlameAdam
Raincoast_Bear: Shop steward Savidan
morroco_de_arturo: ello
GamesAndInk: The "smear campaign on Adam" is just any clip with Adam in it :)
cutaos: ^
SeismicLawns: Ben won, that's what's important
elkae: No smear campaign. Compliment him until he gives up.
Tygersrule: :) :(
tergonis: the bird is the hero getting duped by supervillain wheeler
RandomTrivia: The Fledgling just reminds me of the seagulls from Finding Nemo
Izandai: what PrideLaugh
elkae: Unrelenting compliments will do him in
P4r7YG0D: and if you click skip adam gets fired :D
Countjondi: He is Fearless
Countjondi: he is hero+
Izandai: Adam doesn't understand what "fun" is.
Kreiseler: hmmm players have fun when the win...
LonelyTex: It's how they manage what archetypes are fair for Brawl matchmaking
RegulusPratus: 67% of players experienced joy this quarter...
Bugberry: People can lose and have fun.
Ferisar: our research shows 60% smiley faces
cryomancer20x6: I wonder what the percentage of "unfun" games were against control decks
Perivale subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
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Mister_Hush: "X percent of players report having had fun in their online matches!"
Izandai: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED WHAT THAT QUESTION MEANS
LonelyTex: Brawl actually messes with matchmaking to tier commanders together
noSmokeFire: fun doesn't even have a soul
heartofgoldfish: fun is up 12% this set
SeismicLawns: Ben had fun? Time to gut all of our eggs in the next 2 years
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, Savidan throwing down
Dmc3628: i just frowny face Omnath Kenrith and Uro
Dmc3628: in the brawl hall
nyquister_: Or it's a fake way to make us player feel like we are giving feedback, that don't actually look at the results
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Murf13: not at all
Pharmacistjudge: No...you're being very Sus
Booster6: lots of swears this week haha
tergonis: we have only love for you adam
MegaDosX: The fact that you ask it is a good sign that you aren't, Adam
theamc2000: theasiWut
elkae: You’re being spicy
Izandai: Well, it wouldn't be the first time I accidentally crossed the line while Wheeler was onscreen. slytqShrug
codatski: I poked you, my fault
Dmc3628: also I add Kinnan and anyone playing Fires in the frowny pile
Kreiseler: seabats super sus here
Dog_of_Myth: *grabs the popcorn*
ArkhamArchivist: Team Twitch Chat's Blasting Off Agaaaaaaaaaain!
rogerivany: No it's the children who are at fault.
elkae: You’re showing love the only way you know how :)
Ferisar: heated gamers running away from the moment
Kumakaori: things may be said wehre regrets might be had XD;.
Izandai: Wait really?
BearPsychologist: "We all just got texts from Beeg asking about the LRR Union"
BrindleBoar: it's true, we mean less to Ben than we do to Adam
SeismicLawns: Benjamin "Twitch Chat" Wheeler
Izandai: Well. I, uh. Thank you.
Izandai: I think that's all I can say about that.
british_bob subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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Poggifers_LRR: Chat demands Mulder
Izandai: Thank you very much.
Poggifers_LRR: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
BearPsychologist: Now is not the time to go to Twitter
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrNo
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Kumakaori: mood bear~
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
theovenbird: It always comes back to James
Dog_of_Myth: #BlameChat
tergonis: #wheelerisalwaysthevillain
doubleayrun: it's never the time to go to twitter
TwitchTVsFrank: seabatUseless
SeismicLawns: Holy shit that whole last hour
Poggifers_LRR: James made jlrrCai jlrrLlou trending
codatski: I think I made a mistake lol
frogomb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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CanPlayGames: #FireAdam unless he plays Minecraft
Pharmacistjudge: send tweet
Tz_BG: I like how it has shifted from #BlameJames to #FireAdam.
Dog_of_Myth: What if we just put Adam in a jar?
dranoshis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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Earthenone: #HireSteve
Pharmacistjudge: did anyone else send the tweet?
codatski: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:55:19.
Dog_of_Myth: Since I'm not on Twitter, yes
Nuurgle: no, I actually like Adam
TwitchTVsFrank: james is going to be so confused
drumshark13: have I missed much
theovenbird: yes
codatski: You certain have missed... something
Izandai: @Nuurgle We all like Adam, you're not special!
BearPsychologist: Adam's ajar because he's very open
BearPsychologist: In a good way
RandomTrivia: You missed 4 matches of Magic and 1 season of L*R*R
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Pharmacistjudge if you tell me what to tweet I might tweet it :P
Izandai: ^
doubleayrun: i just got here, should i just leave and watch the replay later? seems like a lot happened... haha
theovenbird: Hey Ben
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: doubleayrun I think you'll be fine
tergonis: the spicy bois have returned
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrWOW with these mtg puns
Izandai: Don't wanna trample over anyone's feelings.
Kreiseler: lrr gains vigilance?
asthanius: Wow, sounds like the words of a bunch of cowards Kappa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Ben's first strike was certainly fierce
baskwalla: Don't want to Menace with anybody's feelings
Pharmacistjudge: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed Mr. wheeler told us to tweet james to #fireadam
kynelwynn: dat framerate
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Pharmacistjudge got it, will keep in mind
lirazel64: Don't trample chat, if you please.
A_Dub888: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #3487: "Stop body-shaming your goblins!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: gotta finish making dinner first
doubleayrun: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed sounds good, i'll probably stick around then, thanks
Dog_of_Myth: Don't be a meance to chat
queenfounder: You don’t want to be a menace
DiscordianTokkan: me am love gorblin
ArkhamArchivist: we are all love gorblin
tergonis: feel free to skulk in chat tho
RandomTrivia: Wheeler, you have a couple of unread posts
elkae: Battle of the Let’s Nope Bois
10 raiders from GloryBringer have joined!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: welcome friends!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders!
codatski: Welcome!
Montigue: Greetings, everyone!
Izandai: Uh, GloryBringer confirmed cheating, Party only goes up to 4? Kappa
FenrisSchafer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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Poggifers_LRR: Ben go brrrrrrrrrrr
MegaDosX: That would be a power move
Izandai: I would.
LittleFXRadio: t e e t h
Izandai: I would play both those cards over lands.
asthanius: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Poggifers_LRR: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Bladinus: TEETH
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
tergonis: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
doubleayrun: it's a teefling
codatski: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Solid_Fuel: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: Yes, it was cut off the side of the screen before
Izandai: oh god
JokerBoney: it's the Akoum Warrior
RegulusPratus: Nahiri's the literal god of Stoneforge Mystics. The sword's as big as she wants.
do7calm: Yes, Ben nailed it. Whether something is big or not is a matter of perspective.
TheAwkes: She makes those swords all the time. They're basically disposeable, and also indestructible.
Applecrisp: @TheAwkes so does zendikar have a big problem with sword-littering?
hyaundredneer: What if Charger is bad dough?
TheAwkes: Applecrisp over a long enough time, all of Zendikar will become Stoneforged Blades.
hyaundredneer: Small/heavy knives!?
korvys: Magic has its taps and untaps
do7calm: Have you ever smoothly opened a Swiss Army Knife? It's hard! hence 3 mana
Poggifers_LRR: lrrWOW
adambomb625: Settle the Wreckage time?
TheWanderingNomad: Too much salt is bad for the body
RegulusPratus: I'm a little surprised Settle the Wreckage didn't get a reprint, actually. It seems on theme for the set.
hyaundredneer: What ever happened to those trusty equip costs back when you could attach a machete?
DiscordianTokkan: Fair
Mister_Hush: What did Settle do that was so heinous?
adambomb625: People were complaining about White not being strong enough, so we reprinted Settle Kappa
thraximore: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
codatski: @mister_hush exist
thraximore: does this count as mono white ramp? wheelerKappa
adambomb625: Be an instant speed one-sided board wipe
Izandai: @adambomb625 That your opponent can play around.
Easilycrazyhat: oh
RegulusPratus: But it triggers your opponent's landfall. Kappa
Ukon_Cairns: its one thing to get wrathed. its another to get wrathed in response to attacks
Naarius: benginOh
TheWanderingNomad: Oh whose the adorable doggo on the left?
P4r7YG0D: heyyyyyy wheeler, do you think the new red card for 1RR that bounces itself could be a "better" fireball?
DiscordianTokkan: !card canyon jerboa
LRRbot: Canyon Jerboa [2W] | Creature — Mouse [1/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Ukon_Cairns: on the bright side, after you get settle'd you have 11 mana to cast the 2 drops you top deck
LackingSanity_: I would have been very tempted to take the dfc land there
DiscordianTokkan: OH. Wheeler's doggo, not the jerboa
michele6963: good, mornin'
LackingSanity_: oh wait I missed the land under wheeler's face
averythetiger: Best card in standard
Easilycrazyhat: They're good cards, Brent
asthanius: I just think they're neat
RegulusPratus: You're one of those monsters who sets the TV volume to prime numbers
adambomb625: @RegulusPratus That's an oddly specific complaint
hyaundredneer: No thx Ben. I choose life.
Naarius: Jerboa is an actual factual mouse
DiscordianTokkan: It is!
Easilycrazyhat: They're cute AF, too
savorycookie: They're super real and super cute
theamc2000: It is a mouse
DiscordianTokkan: No, those aren't
RandomTrivia: We learned this during the PPR
theleerm: u fool
MegaDosX: Nah, canyons are fictional
TheWanderingNomad: OH so that's the real name of the hopping mice
shurtal: is a slough real? I think not
RandomTrivia: Apparently gerbil is a contraction of jerboa
Kreiseler: canyons are a lie propagated by big cartography
LackingSanity_: Canyons were placed on earth by the devil to make us think that rivers had been there longer than 6000 years
P4r7YG0D: no canyons weren't invented until the 15th century but Arthur A canyon.,
Perivale: Isn't a Canyon something that fires cannonballs?
dylan16807: canyons were invented for the backstory of red vs. blue
Naarius: Basically a Disney movie
TotallyNotaBeholder: I love playing a mouse in dnd
shurtal: Cleric, cleric, mouse, cleric, mouse, cleric, mouse
P4r7YG0D: common misconseption that was in fact a gulch
korvys: I'm not sure how a Jerboa gets to be as strong as a squire, but here we are.
adambomb625: @Perivale No that's a cannon. A canyon is something you paint on.
P4r7YG0D: @adambomb625 no thats a canvas a canyon is something made of wax kids use to color things
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, 6 mana is a LOT for a -2/-2 most of the time
Mister_Skittles: its not a catoplepass
theamc2000: Replace with ox
F1SHOR: its not worth it
adambomb625: @P4r7YG0D No that's a crayon. A canyon is someone from the place north of the US.
Applecrisp: @P4r7YG0D no that's a crayon. a canyon is a huge SUV that takes up 4 traffic lanes.
DiscordianTokkan: If it had flash it'd be a different story
averythetiger: Depends on the deck. I drafted Rakdos party yesterday, and the silencer was a big deal for that 7-2
Dmc3628: i still look at and they go remove one of your members and it's 6 mana for a -1/-1
RegulusPratus: Splash for Negate and just blow out
hyaundredneer: STAUPH IT! CaNy0ung$@r3Uh Ph3NAUWM3hn0un 0phduh3@Rthhd0in9&unD0-in9it$h3llPh, CHAT!!!
TheAwkes: I like you too, Ben.
chaostreader: @adambomb625 No, that’s a Canadian. Your thinking of a type of pepper
DiscordianTokkan: @hyaundredneer ARE you OK.
F1SHOR: if you already have a party your probably already wining anyway
averythetiger: It's mostly there to be a white wizard.
archsl1me: the 3 mana 3/3 is certainly better than the 2 mana 2/2 version ; how much is a ? for me
adambomb625: 1 off from full party
SrMuskrat: I was playing a wg landfall deck in draft and what worked for me was having dfc lands and ways to pick them up.
Izandai: You can't handle my strongest birds, Wheeler.
hyaundredneer: @DiscordianTokkan TL:DR: Canyons are real, gods and devil/mons are too spontaneous to exist, and on top of that we'd probably bee urned a-life long before we ever meet one!
AdamYMHMI: He's on his way to new york to break into public television.
MegaDosX: Guy just has a roc behind him
RegulusPratus: Somebody summon the Vengbus because it's part time
adambomb625: !venga
RandomTrivia: We like, we like to party
theleerm: !bus
RandomTrivia: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
MegaDosX: !card shepherd of heroes
LRRbot: Shepherd of Heroes [4W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [3/4] | Flying / When Shepherd of Heroes enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life for each creature in your party.
RandomTrivia: !card cinderclasm
LRRbot: Cinderclasm [1R] | Instant | Kicker {R} / Cinderclasm deals 1 damage to each creature. If it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to each creature instead.
Dr_fragenstien: there's a red one that deals 1 damage, 2 id kicked
averythetiger: Just a casual 8 life
MegaDosX: Into the Roil?
averythetiger: 6 is also fine
Applecrisp: !card marauding blight-priest
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
Applecrisp: disgusting
MegaDosX: I think Wheeler's got him
RegulusPratus: Cam now dies to a Healing Salve tho
RandomTrivia: That's a mood right there
Amberzenn subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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RegulusPratus: Death by party time
VoicedOtter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
VoicedOtter: 50 months? When did this happen?
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BearPsychologist: Card Kingdoms?
NotCainNorAbel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for FNPF.
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Dog_of_Myth: A Kingom of Cards you say
Murf13: ggs thanks
hyaundredneer: Gud times? Maybe a decade ago since I've been introduced to LRR? oh wait,..4, 5, siiiii-sure. Gud times! Why naut?
Earthenone: you were introduced to lrr earlier this march?
RandomTrivia: !quote 6566
LRRbot: Quote #6566: "It's yeehaws and hubris all the way down." —Wheeler [2019-11-12]
heartofgoldfish: resub message extremely worthwhile
MegaDosX: @Earthenone If that was to me, it was more a joke about how weird time has been this year >_>
hyaundredneer: Democracy: Democracy: some assembly required.
hyaundredneer: You'd know cuz it took at least two to punch some for toast.
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
Izandai: Nope
RockPusher: Thank you lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Izandai: PrideLaugh
KaminaDuck: Thanks everyone lrrHEART
MadWolf1290 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
MadWolf1290: no, i missed it!
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FacelessManAboutTown: Fuck 2020, good night
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrADAM and Wheeler for whom I do not have an emote
Solid_Fuel: tank you for entertaining us
hyaundredneer: Kind of unsettling halfing toast & punch, wut could you become from that experience?
RandomTrivia: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Mom.
RockPusher: !gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
DiscordianTokkan: gantgant
RandomTrivia: LRRMans Hype!
MadWolf1290: prepare the Gant Gant!
peazful: <message deleted>Rest in Peace Ruth Bader Ginsberg
RandomTrivia: This year featuring a higher proportion of Cori on entertainment!
MegaDosX: What a machine
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
RandomTrivia: Good night everyone
DiscordianTokkan: Byeeee
benjamin_wheeler: night night
NotCainNorAbel: gant gant
RockPusher: sergeModLove thank you mods, especially for these times where it might not be as clear to people why you have to do what you do sergeModLove
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: 24 Hours of LRR Mans (Come watch Ian (and some manner of race team), as they careen around the Circuit de la Sarthe in Assetto Corsa for the full 24 hours. Game: Assetto Corsa) at Sat 05:00 AM PDT (9:23 from now).
Earthenone: !thrustmaster