Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: USE SAFETY GUARDS
Earthenone: !findquote safety
LRRbot: Quote #6171: "I'm not beholden to your standards of safety." —RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
malc implements a safety gourd
NightValien28: hmm gourd
wildpeaks: !next
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wildpeaks: good thing I checked, thought it was in an hour :D
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TXC2: CONTACT
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NightValien28: hello TXC2 hope you are well
prof_membrane: “Chew Chew”??
TXC2: NightValien28 got a bad shoulder, otherwise fine, thanks for asking lrrHEART
prof_membrane: Oh train ha ha that’s very logical
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TXC2: here we GO!
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DigitalSeahorse: hai
CataclysmicReverb: Hello
TXC2: wheres my wife?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Mod your legs.
MAPBoardgames: Ah, the famous inland pirates!
TXC2: "to the town of Aura fireda rode a stranger one fine day...."
TXC2: *aqua
wildpeaks: talking of big iron, guess you heard about Bethesda ?
NovaTiempo: Tank Caltrops?
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NovaTiempo: Size of holes in your prized fur or something?
Telanyxis: Because USA.
TXC2: because bullets are small?
Critterbot: Or why shotgun shells are measured in gauge, it's archaic now.
JaysonMaxwell: "Someone who will not be named" has a problem with standardized units and measure :'D
Telanyxis: Wasn't it literal grains of gunpowder originally?
TXC2: 1/7000 th of a pound is one grain
TXC2: says wikipedia
Telanyxis: That would make more sense.
Critterbot: But yeah, americans will do anything to use any other unit of measurement than metric.
TXC2: it's based on the mass of barley
LordZarano: there's 3 barleycorns in an inch. shoe sizes are based on that
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DigitalSeahorse: I know a Wally, you're not a lot like him
DigitalSeahorse: :P
TXC2: "I get 40 rods to the hogs head, and that;s the way I likes it!"
DigitalSeahorse: surely
ClodiumSoride: The recent effort to define the kilogram in terms of universal constants rather than a sample mass is fascinating.
TXC2: we had the official imperial measurements in Parliament, then Parliament burned down :p
michele6963: Hey, did you notice that the new mtg substitute for the dubleface zendicar cards, form a panorama ?
LordZarano: StandupMaths aka Matt Parker has a good video about weird Imperial measurements
ClodiumSoride: That effort was successful, BTW, so now all SI units are defined based on constants.
JaysonMaxwell: Heck, standardizing time for time zones is amazing when you consider the technology at the time.
Telanyxis: There were two, I think. One kept in London, the other in Paris.
ClodiumSoride: One of the people involved tattooed the resulting definition on his arm.
TXC2: yeah the offical Kilogram put on weight I recall
LordZarano: platinum-iridium cylinder in a valt in Paris
TXC2: it was collecting dust
DigitalSeahorse: snek
DigitalSeahorse: forever snek
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty
JaysonMaxwell: If I recall my history, the problem was that there was no way to know if one was gain weight or one was losing weight. It was theorized it was mercury vapor messing up the synchronicity. Of the different ones.
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DigitalSeahorse: mercury vapor sounds dangerous for the breathing
SFSMaus: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Metro Exodus
DigitalSeahorse: does he drop a sweet katana?
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JaysonMaxwell: @DigitalSeahorse the general idea being it would be "minimal but present" in laboratory environments and "might" be the cause of some of the weights being different. As mercury tends to do wacky stuff to metals.
DoodlestheGreat: Almost thought we were playing "Among Us."
DigitalSeahorse: JaysonMaxwell ah
ClodiumSoride: I'm so glad that switchboard isn't one of those "make all the lights turn on by flipping switches that affect more than one light" puzzles.
ThatOnePaleontologist: Careful with a crossbow, you might send enemies...ahem..bolting
DigitalSeahorse: and lab environments are a place you wouldn't want to be inaccurate
LordZarano: @clodiumsoride gods I hate that puzzle so much
Lord_ZYRK: Crawdaddy's afraid of the dark
ThatOnePaleontologist: Lesson #...3 of geology lab, don't lick the cinnebar
Watson87: Which area is this? I'm drawing a complete blank?
TXC2: LAND CRAB!
kristian_fischer: "Hi, Bob Cthulhu here! I'm a CPA!"
Blizzinam: Win crab prizes?
Blizzinam: What are these things?
Lord_ZYRK: It's ya boi Howard Phillips
ThatOnePaleontologist: We had a guy draw the spongebob making the rainbow in chalk on the lab board with the words 'I licked cinnebar' so that was a thing
ClodiumSoride: @Blizzinam good eating?
Blizzinam: Entirely possible
TXC2: Aliens.jpeg but the caption is "fish people"
ThatOnePaleontologist: Those aren't nessecarily mutually exclusive
DigitalSeahorse: sneks
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
rocketjohn: locations designed by people who have at some point been inside a building is always good.
DigitalSeahorse: no mask?
DigitalSeahorse: filter*
DigitalSeahorse: yep
TXC2: room populated only with boxes
DigitalSeahorse: people who have never seen a staircase, or even referenced a video game staircase
JaysonMaxwell: Foxmar was chatting about it the other day - just the small details like including a bathroom in a building. Seems trivial, adds realism.
ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 they played that game on W&P
ThatOnePaleontologist: Like how so much sci fi copied flash gordon and other pulp 50s sci fi in a way?
DoodlestheGreat: Oooooookayyyyyyy....
DigitalSeahorse: yeah most shops have a bathroom for staff behind the counter somewhere
TXC2: hmm, red jolly rogers eh?
DigitalSeahorse: even in malls
ClodiumSoride: Sure, drink the... "tea".
TXC2: "so... go fish?"
NightValien28: deeeeeeeeelightful
DigitalSeahorse: you lost at 52 pickup
NightValien28: THAT is the breaker fluid
ThatOnePaleontologist: You gotta grease the wheels somehow, and sometimes them gears are inside you
DigitalSeahorse: "radiate my ass"
Lord_ZYRK: "I'm not high enough for this shit. . . okay, better"
DigitalSeahorse: this guy gets lonely a lot doesn't he?
TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] yeah this is gonna be a two cigarette lunch.
LRRbot: New quote #7223: "yeah this is gonna be a two cigarette lunch." —Alex [2020-09-21]
LordZarano: I mean, it seems he has dissociative identity disorder but they all seem friendly enough
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck yeah crow frand
NightValien28: at this point I thought it was one of the corpses not being an actual corpse
RatekStormcrow: That makes you an alpha male
Lord_ZYRK: Like this is Artyom's first time doing so
Telanyxis: Unless your doctor tells you to. :P
TXC2: I mean when it was just him voicing the crow it seemed reasonable normal, but this isn't
ThatOnePaleontologist: Is...this what happens when you drown your troubles in brake fluid for too long?
NightValien28: yes
ThatOnePaleontologist: Neat
kdefinition: Good lord, he just keeps going.
DigitalSeahorse: if not instadeath, death soon after, or a long painful life until pancreatic cancer or stomach cancer or some other cancer
ClodiumSoride: I get the feeling that this guy will talk for hours if you let him. I doubt he gets many visitors who can still walk under their own power.
ClodiumSoride: He poisoned them!
kdefinition: What percentage of this games budget was this guys voice acting?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Has he considered extra work as a Bond villan?
DigitalSeahorse: everything is slightly radioactive feliciaBanana katesLewd but you'd need to eat a LOT of bananas to equal that cup
ClodiumSoride: They were going to leave, so he brewed the tea "extra super strong that day".
ThatOnePaleontologist: Fun prank, hide bananas inside your friend's geiger counter
NightValien28: that's the tea, not bathwater LUL
DigitalSeahorse: that bath would be cleaner after you take a bath
NightValien28: not really, the ladder you need is tricky to find
DigitalSeahorse: by dirt sticking to you
NightValien28: I love artyom's hand animation here
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DigitalSeahorse: bbye lungs too
Laurence72: use the leaves for the tea
TXC2: playing in gloves must be so hard
prof_membrane: The Lyast of Urs
Lord_ZYRK: Do we know that the tea isn't woodchips he's been digging out of the underside of that table?
TXC2: the last of Rus Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: do eat bananas though
Lord_ZYRK: He's gonna have a real sore neck when he wakes up.
TXC2: "tea Baldrick, and this time try to make it taste like like Mud eh."
DigitalSeahorse: I've got a muddy green tea here
ThatOnePaleontologist: Huh, wasn't expecting a blackadder reference
NightValien28: just steal it, nbd
wildpeaks: it's a callback to the first game where he used to collect postcards
DigitalSeahorse: muddy as in the bags leak tea leaf particles
DigitalSeahorse: grit
NightValien28: yeah really awful to see
NightValien28: BEAR
TXC2: Bear bear bear
Lord_ZYRK: BEAR BEAR BEAR lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ThatOnePaleontologist: Too grizzly to see!
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeKevin
ThatOnePaleontologist: A true kodiak moment
TXC2: "Steve, what BEAR is russia ?"
DigitalSeahorse: you can't bear it?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Bear-ly
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TXC2: so we've got a 30-06 for this bear right?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Does it give you...paws?
DigitalSeahorse: the air here is prettty grisly
DigitalSeahorse: cloaka?
TXC2: it's birds and reptilians that cloaka no?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Aye
TXC2: *that have
Lord_ZYRK: Shit's haunted
ThatOnePaleontologist: And cartelagenious fish as well
LordZarano: radiation messing with it
wildpeaks: lighter still works though
TXC2: surely that means it's too radioactive for us?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE lrrHERE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Eh, just don't look directly at the radiation and you'll be fine Kappa
ThatOnePaleontologist: I think you're thinking T-Rexes
ThatOnePaleontologist: But same thing really
Lord_ZYRK: I do like that we can watch the proteins cooking inside our eyeballs in real time :)
prof_membrane: Tom Servo?
LordZarano: well I guess it's time for me to search "insect pee" to find out if they have cloacas. Thanks Alex
ThatOnePaleontologist: They do have things called cloacae but they're not entirely analgagous
Lord_ZYRK: THe jukes on this lad
UnseenAcademical: I... did not go this way.
DigitalSeahorse: at least they aren't twitter eggs :P
NavelWarfare: Healthy :D
wildpeaks: don't kinkshame the weird plant
UnseenAcademical: A weird dog?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Leave it for James to clean up.
ThatOnePaleontologist: My mom's meatloaf?
NavelWarfare: Perfect advice lrrbot
wildpeaks: oh god lrrbot :D
DigitalSeahorse: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
NavelWarfare: Why is that in bad advice?
NavelWarfare: That's just a good time for everybody :D
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Beefpants: yo its green underground snow
ThatOnePaleontologist: Sounds like a learning moment, and that's always fun
TXC2: lrrFINE
NavelWarfare: Well, the flashlight's back
DigitalSeahorse: it's bedtime and the spider disappeared
TXC2: "it's a beep, that's enough"
Telanyxis: There are good beeps?
DigitalSeahorse: I bet this is where it went too
DigitalSeahorse: lol
ThatOnePaleontologist: Well I found tonight's nightmare
Beefpants: good news, your fitbit counts this a double active zone minutes
wildpeaks: a bike for spiders would need many pedals
ThatOnePaleontologist: At least 2
TXC2: that or a lot of handles
DigitalSeahorse: bicycle for two or a big spider
ClodiumSoride: Maybe rollerblades instead?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Or a tandem bike
ClodiumSoride: "We didn't think spiders were fast enough. So we gave them wheels."
TXC2: so are we carrying that Jerry can with our ass cheeks or something?
ThatOnePaleontologist: Careful there ingen
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Guns more filth than metal
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 is that not how you carry them?
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK nah, I train grip strength for a reason Kappa
TXC2: besides, a jerry can doesn't have a flared base Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: You train grip strength specifically for carrying jerry cans 🤔
DigitalSeahorse: aww rat frand
wildpeaks: good little ratty
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK well for carrying yes
TXC2: mainly the shopping
Lord_ZYRK: Oh wait you mean for carrying your own ass Kappa
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK :D
Lord_ZYRK: My headcanon is now that you have Popeye arms
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK working on it
DigitalSeahorse: it's nice for a change having a game that doesn't paint rats in a negative way like them all eating everything that moves in a swarm
Lord_ZYRK: DAM SON
NavelWarfare: That's gotta be a good sign
RegulusPratus: That's good gameplay and story integration there, pointing at stuff in binocular range
Telanyxis: Is it always a Hind because it's the most recognisably Russian aircraft?
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aussz: hey Alex!
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ClodiumSoride: Odds on the dam collapsing when the train tries to cross?
Lord_ZYRK: Bear senses. . . tingling. . .
Lord_ZYRK: Or maybe that's just the radiation poisoning
DigitalSeahorse: ol' slewfoot
ieva_art: oh ive never heard russian subbed w english, kind of weirding out my brain
RegulusPratus: I forget my Pokemon typing, but Bears are weak to small arms fire, right?
kumatsu: aw yes, the Russian Vacuum Bridge
UnseenAcademical: Beargoneit
TXC2: so 0 to dam brake was what? 2 mins?
NavelWarfare: Cuddles!
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MagicWarluck: 14 months, that's like..more that a percent of a century!
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TXC2: FUCKING YAO GUAI
wildpeaks: well now you made it mad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
robo__nixon: Molotovs are known as precision weapons :P
NavelWarfare: Boss fight boys
RegulusPratus: Now we're dark souls
wildpeaks: this game has so many cool setpieces
Invitare: Have you tried nuking it? Actually, DID someone try nuking it? Is that why there's radiation everywhere?
DarkAbyssKeeper: This thing sure can bear a lot of abuse.
Critterbot: Looks scripted.
robo__nixon: That bear is ur-signing off for now
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
NavelWarfare: Question Alyosha. Where were you DURING the fight?
Lord_ZYRK: Never turn your back on the body
richard_ermen: Healthy sounds
RegulusPratus: I think you maybe need a transfusion before doing manual labor
Lord_ZYRK: D'aaaw PrideCute
ieva_art: olya :D
TXC2: "get a room!" Kappa
richard_ermen: 10 bux say Alyosha dies in between
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLove
prof_membrane: But there are no working fridges.
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
NightValien28: that's a lot of radiation
NightValien28: welp
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
Lord_ZYRK: ResidentSleeper / TXC2
NavelWarfare: Farewell!
richard_ermen: When you're not understanding russian and only understand Alex's words, listening the stream becomes a weird experience.
robo__nixon: Ocean Train of Hope
Critterbot: Ayy they did the roman numerals on the clock right!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaCry
DigitalSeahorse: bunnehs
RegulusPratus: She needs 50cc of cigarettes, stat
wildpeaks: choo choo upgrade
TheAinMAP: Ooh, a big wedge plow maybe?
RegulusPratus: Is irradiated medicine still medicine, tho?
Lord_ZYRK: Bandits can't rob the shops if they're coughing their own liquified lungs up at the city limits HahaThink
LordZarano: Acute thyroid cancer for everyone!
robo__nixon: Yay?!
LordZarano: What even is a thyroid?
wildpeaks: the gift that keeps on giving
robo__nixon: It regulates hormones, but who needs those?
RegulusPratus: Thyroids are neck glands full of weird health juices, I think
RegulusPratus: I'm not a doctor
ReynardWrecca: Evening all, how are we today?
wildpeaks: we're positively glowing
Lord_ZYRK: Pee is stored in the thyroid
LordZarano: You sound like a doctor
robo__nixon: You may need to see a doctor zyrk :P
ReynardWrecca: Good to hear @wildpeaks, life is not all bleakness and hardship. I mean, it's MOSTLY...
DigitalSeahorse: I could use THE Doctor
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, I'm pretty sure doctors are illegal here in the US
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RegulusPratus: It's fine, the tar from all the chain-smoking everyone's doing will just cauterize the lung bleed.
robo__nixon: Nuclear winter
DigitalSeahorse: oh Alex has an onion today
Lord_ZYRK: Hope you packed your wool underwear
delta__vee: spicy winter
Lord_ZYRK: The extra itchy lones
Lord_ZYRK: ones*
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TheAinMAP: Yikes.
ReynardWrecca: I once stood on the footplate of a steam train in North Yorkshire in December as it moved slowly through snow...I hope these two have a hotter cup of cocoa than I did.
ieva_art: is the sam character not russian?
DigitalSeahorse: stay frosty
wildpeaks: talking of Sam, will you play the DLC stories ?
ClodiumSoride: I love that that one guy's name is "Idiot".
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of taking photos and video of the streetcars at the yard before they retired
DigitalSeahorse: wasn't that icy tho
robo__nixon: Is Idiot a term like calling someone "Tiny"? Or is he just real dumb
RegulusPratus: Is Idiot a nickname, or did his mom just hate him
NightValien28: bless you private teddy
Lord_ZYRK: Someone should knit teddy a gasmask
wildpeaks: right ? :D
Telanyxis: So adorable.
ReynardWrecca: @DigitalSeahorse Where was this? Got an online album or something? I do love old rolling stock.
DigitalSeahorse: awwwwwwwwwww pegaCry pegaAww
robo__nixon: It'd be funny if teddy had a gun stitched inside him. That's how she protects the train
Lord_ZYRK: Press X to HEAL WIEF
DigitalSeahorse: ReynardWrecca, Toronto and the CLRTs and ALRTs
ReynardWrecca: Ohh cool.
creasehearst: that is a railgun
RegulusPratus: Pilebunker?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry
ClodiumSoride: @creasehearst It does have rails...
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSaitouCry
creasehearst: @ClodiumSoride it was available as a usable weapon in one (or both, can't remember) of the two previous games
Lord_Hosk: Boom
DigitalSeahorse: crossbow, shotgun, 3 barrel pistol
Lord_Hosk: Sniper pistol
robo__nixon: Seems like an open shotgun style would get snow melt in the barrel
creasehearst: as for Idiot's name, his real name is Sergei, iirc one of the conversations in this game is about how he took the nickname of Idiot to keep himself humble
DigitalSeahorse: wait do the scopes go on the crossbows too?
LordZarano: We are on a railway, so it would make sense to have a rail gun
ieva_art: we're gonna pop a tire for sure..
robo__nixon: Plot tires
RegulusPratus: Russian tires
Lord_Hosk: Goodyear
DigitalSeahorse: ReynardWrecca, I still need to organize my footage, kept some sand and got to see where they put it under a seat too (sands the track as it goes)
ClodiumSoride: Oh, so it'll be *your* fault when you inevitably wreck the van.
robo__nixon: Time for some sweet jumps
ReynardWrecca: That's very cool @DigitalSeahorse - well, let me know when it's all up :)
LordZarano: Le Mans sure is looking different now
RegulusPratus: Can we turn the wipers on
Dragonality: Deep snow, but that's fine we are Legolas apparently
creasehearst: i hope miller's prosthetic legs are insulated properly or his knees are gonna be very cold
Zu_o: more like Ooo blyat
robo__nixon: And how do you get back out?
NightValien28: hopefully there's an exit
DeM0nFiRe: @robo__nixon you just find the Metro Exit-us
robo__nixon: boooo
DeM0nFiRe: :P
TheAinMAP: benginSpoop
ieva_art: you're gonna breathe in some black mold tho
DigitalSeahorse: ReynardWrecca, maybe give me a follow on youtube, twitter, etc. in case I'm forgetful whenever that is ;p
DigitalSeahorse: Super Suisse?
NavelWarfare: Because somebody has to
RegulusPratus: Barnacles were the best part of Half Life 3:
DigitalSeahorse: super suits
DigitalSeahorse: slippery
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck
ReynardWrecca: @DigitalSeahorse Are you also a seahorse on those hell-channels?
Lord_ZYRK: PrideUwu
DigitalSeahorse: same name as on twitch
ReynardWrecca: Cool.
DigitalSeahorse: :)
wildpeaks: totally normal human noises
ClodiumSoride: Ugh. Now I want a facemask with "owo" on it, and I hate myself.
Schatten88: hi everyone
DigitalSeahorse: *has idea of doing a broadcast live of reacting to own footage*
DigitalSeahorse: *looks at feet*
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype lucidTHype
wildpeaks: this seems quiet, too quiet
DigitalSeahorse: did we take our iodine today?
TheAinMAP: benginSpoop benginSpoop
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse Oh, you mean to your previous footage. I thought you meant a stream of you reacting to the stream you were streaming right then, the recursive reaction video.
Lord_ZYRK: lrrSPOOP 💦
Manae: Wait, you mean you don't sleep in piles of bodies? Dudes were just restin'
DigitalSeahorse: ClodiumSoride lol yeah me reacting to me saying goodbye to streetcars lol
DigitalSeahorse: lolololol
DigitalSeahorse: don't hold breath cause I'm not sure it will happen
ClodiumSoride: Like one of those "X reacts to Y reacting to Z" monstrosities, just cutting out the middle.
wildpeaks: good ol' radiations sound
JAGxTERRA: hey everyone!
Lord_ZYRK: Kid's got JUKES
creasehearst: where's Kratos when you need him to yell "Boy!"
ClodiumSoride: It's Newt!
DigitalSeahorse: um
DigitalSeahorse: hi, bye?
NavelWarfare: That was some teleporting bs right there
Obliviousaurus: hahaha kebin
Obliviousaurus: kevin
DigitalSeahorse: McCully Culkin?
Lord_ZYRK: Just kneecap him and explain that you're friendly Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: pipe dream
Lord_ZYRK: Artyom it's a pull door
DigitalSeahorse: we've got a playmate for you?
UnseenAcademical: CLIP THAT
DigitalSeahorse: "you tried to burn me!"
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh woah we found the train?
DigitalSeahorse: subway
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh, i miss the nice family train
blacklemonbranch: The audio in new horror games is so masterful
Dragonality: Wasn't even you this time
Lord_Hosk: Cause it was flamable
Schatten88: lighting?
DigitalSeahorse: the hanging stuff makes me think there's HL monsters on ceiling :P
NavelWarfare: There was a door, Miller. A door!
DigitalSeahorse: ah but are you out of IT?
DigitalSeahorse: so bright
DigitalSeahorse: antique cans
mirshebs: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2:01 from now).
DigitalSeahorse: if you find an old Russian Crisco can hold onto it
DigitalSeahorse: cause it probably doesn't exist
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit it's Morskoi Boi
DigitalSeahorse: oh they got a greenhouse
creasehearst: railgun = railfun
DigitalSeahorse: gears
Magnifisquatch: that seems unnecessary
DigitalSeahorse: gearpunk gun
Magnifisquatch: you dont need blood
DigitalSeahorse: an old viewmaster!
DigitalSeahorse: Magnifisquatch katesChup
Despoiler98: what the hell is that thing
Despoiler98: it looks like a row of batteries with a gun grip
creasehearst: the tikhar is now a railgun
DigitalSeahorse: seems like a taser but has gears for reasons
creasehearst: or a volt driver as it was called in the previous games
Magnifisquatch: everything is cooler with gears
ClodiumSoride: And still alive.
creasehearst: his dad is in all likelihood very dead, given how long daddy's been away
DigitalSeahorse: rat frand pegaBooty
Despoiler98: That guy- FUCKED
Lord_ZYRK: That's one juicy booty
DigitalSeahorse: rats are great at helping sniff out mines without getting hurt
DigitalSeahorse: cause they're too light to trigger and can literally smell them somehow
Despoiler98: are those sharkmin?
Despoiler98: fancy table, foods not great though
DigitalSeahorse: I'm eating a dried apricot, wish me luck I don't feel ill later
DigitalSeahorse: (trail mix)
Despoiler98: I avoid those whenever I get trail mix
Magnifisquatch: I believe in your digestive system @DigitalSeahorse
Magnifisquatch: You go, gut.
Lord_ZYRK: Finely aged corpse broth
DigitalSeahorse: Magnifisquatch thanks, I sure don't :P
Magnifisquatch: xD
Despoiler98: @Lord_ZYRK why did you put that in my head
CastleOtranto: Mmmm, sarcophagus juice.
Lord_ZYRK: Despoiler98 I am duty bound to spread my curse
DigitalSeahorse: I'm keeping it to just the one piece though
Despoiler98: @Lord_ZYRK thanks I Hate it
Lord_ZYRK: Thou must partake of the Yummy Mummy
robo__nixon: Tells that surf this is your turf now
LilianaSkyMage: what does metro do?
Despoiler98: Safety Third!
Lord_ZYRK: I like Metro. He gasmask and doesn't afraid of anything.
CastleOtranto: @Lord_ZYRK Anck-Su-Namun?
Despoiler98: oh Alex getting all fucked up
DigitalSeahorse: why is it built staircases to nowhere?
DigitalSeahorse: very narrow support beams
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Dragonality: Think you need to hold the button down
Dragonality: Boat!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Despoiler98: I love boats! :D
Lord_Hosk: So the odd that something jumps out of the celing and attcking alex here are.... 95%?
DigitalSeahorse: boat?
Dragonality: @Lord_Hosk The other 5% is that it attacks from the walls
DigitalSeahorse: oh there's the boat
DigitalSeahorse: "and they call it .....dank"
Lord_ZYRK: WHEN THE RADS HIT YOUR EYE SingsNote WHILE YOU'RE SHOOTING SOME GUY SingsNote THAT'S A-METROOO
TheAinMAP: katesAir
NightValien28: let's-a go
Lord_ZYRK: AND YOUR WIFE HAS A COUGH SingsNote WHILE YOU CHASE MUTANTS OFF SingsNote THAT'S A-METROOO
Despoiler98: other boats, our worst enemy
Zu_o: Thought for a second you were going to check how water proof your boat was post bullet holes.
Lord_ZYRK: Anytime
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Duven60: boat in a tunnel is always romantic right?
TheAinMAP: Looked like something big.
Lord_ZYRK: Yup yup that's a big-un
Zu_o: Mole-odile?
Zu_o: Leech?
DigitalSeahorse: croc
DigitalSeahorse: alligator-saurus
TheAinMAP: katesNope
Lord_ZYRK: This place makes me unhappy
wildpeaks: we should introduce these leeches to the weird plant from earlier
Lord_ZYRK: If you thought it smelled bad before
DigitalSeahorse: escargot!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck pegaYuck pegaYuck
Lord_ZYRK: You can have the first bite
fastlane250: at least your gun makes fart sounds at them and they doe
Zu_o: Ah, a snake-odile!
fastlane250: *die
Lord_ZYRK: More like escargetfucked
thelizardking570: Were you able to preorder 5, PS5’s?
DigitalSeahorse: slytqAngel slytqDevil
DigitalSeahorse: 5 ps5s?
iris_of_ether: I did make that scale mini of 5 PS5's for my Craftalong....
thelizardking570: They will have 5 PS5’s, and you will have none @digitalseahorse
DigitalSeahorse: indeed
Despoiler98: DED
Duven60: The 5 PS5s is inevitable but what is an 's' number of Xbox siries s's ?
DigitalSeahorse: cause I can't afford consoles
fastlane250: jolliDed
ClodiumSoride: Xbox Series SSSSSSSS?
TStodden: I think we're out of umbrellas... How about Umbrella Corp?
thelizardking570: Legit if you haven’t seen their PS3 and PS4 vids you are cheating yourself @digitalseahorse
Tidom_Kamf: I remember hating those dumb sea cucumber looking things
DigitalSeahorse: I saw the 3 one at least
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Spacepup: Rounds are too big. Each one is just frictioning it's way out the barrel every time.
ClodiumSoride: @Spacepup wouldn't that stretch the barrel eventually?
Schatten88: i think there was a video of an RPD that fire 800+ rounds
Lunareclipse123: Where you quick-change your barrel after each shot
Schatten88: it caught fire
Spacepup: @ClodiumSoride Stronk russian alloy.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade "alloy!"
Duven60: I love the vids sowing how AK's will light their wood furniture on fire well before failure
Schatten88: @Duven60 gunbusters?
Despoiler98: what does that gun fire?
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen better looking tunnels
Despoiler98: is it just a railgun firing a slug?
Zu_o: the slugs fire spit at us
Lunareclipse123: Oh, it's just an aursoft gun
Lunareclipse123: Airsift*
Lord_Hosk: Alex Steacy extermination services... 24 hours a day... we go where they grow
Lunareclipse123: bleh, typing is hard
Despoiler98: what cant you smelt metal with your hands Alex?
RegulusPratus: I think that's how railguns work, yeah. They shoot a small electrically-conductive pellet of some sort.
DigitalSeahorse: gross
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYuck
Despoiler98: I think the one developed for the navy fires sabot rounds
Despoiler98: so basically hypersonic lawn darts
DigitalSeahorse: moldy down here
DigitalSeahorse: McFuckingSucks
Despoiler98: boss fight
LordZarano: Red hot is over ~500°C
Duven60: this place is in need of some promehium
TheAinMAP: katesNope katesNope katesNope
Despoiler98: WATER BAD
Stonepile3: I bet this place smells amazing
Lord_ZYRK: Leechy breechy
fastlane250: jolliNo
silenceaux: These leeches are very aggressive
DigitalSeahorse: of course there's a giant one
fastlane250: Don’t hold back! Destroy them all.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm very late here, but can I presume someone's told Alex about the Bethesda buyout?
GlennSeto: I see Leechmonger is more of a threat in the Demon's Souls remaster.
KodeMage: where did the colors go?
Penguino_Rojo: do you need to patch your mask?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaFail
Karl23123: Why this game is popular?
silenceaux: Well I for one am glad it did work
silenceaux: Looks like it's gonna have to keep working
DigitalSeahorse: it's good game, this is just the gross part
robo__nixon: And I just came back with cooked dinner :P
Lord_Hosk: Listen alex, the leaches just want your blood, no ones gonna eat your eyes.
GlennSeto: Are we in a "but what lays the eggs?" situation?
Zu_o: This is close to a nightmare I'ev had
Nigouki: whaaaat? the poopchute level is the worst? surely not!
DigitalSeahorse: Meet the Meathelm
Lord_ZYRK: It's probably fine
Zu_o: Train mimic
GlennSeto: Bullets are finite, light is not.
ClodiumSoride: Uh, is there an even bigger worm?
JohnLockeCole: I mean, the little worms didn't make this big of a tunnel
Despoiler98: @TStodden more nukes
PharaohBender27: Dobry den! PrideWave How's things for Artyom been going today?
GlennSeto: @TStodden Maybe on the sun.
Lord_Hosk: icky
JohnLockeCole: yes! due to fire's ability to spread
JohnLockeCole: there can always be more fire
robo__nixon: Did this just become the mynock scene from Star Wars?
DigitalSeahorse: this poor antique subway lucidHands
Lord_Hosk: Can we go home now?
DigitalSeahorse: cars*
GlennSeto: Is the Metro series gonzo enough for "you were inside the biggest worm all along!" ?
Spacepup: There's DEFINITELY gonna be a big boss one of these, right?
Despoiler98: I think we already saw it
GlennSeto: When the boat capsized?
Despoiler98: yeah
JAGxTERRA: Ok everyone off to go work out. Stay safe and call your mothers!
DigitalSeahorse: call your loved ones
Lord_ZYRK: Everyone off to work? Who put you in charge Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: and those that are vulnerable
fastlane250: splorch
JAGxTERRA: 'work-out'
Zu_o: a morphene fistula
Lunareclipse123: Pills would dull the pain... for a while.
Zu_o: interesting concept
GlennSeto: I mean, a permanent plug for injections is not unheard of.
Zu_o: point taken Glenn
ClodiumSoride: Like an insulin pump, but for morphine.
Lunareclipse123: He's just got a shunt built into his arm for piping the meat points inot
Duven60: Just get a valve installed, open it to adminster directly form a bag of morphine
DigitalSeahorse: shunt
GlennSeto: @Duven60 I have to assume that's fatal, but probably peaceful?
DigitalSeahorse: shunt? I shant
Wolfstrike_NL: boss fight prep?
GlennSeto: I assume there was an English dub and Alex was like "naaaaah..."
Despoiler98: In this world when did the war happen? was it still the Soviet Union?
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto For the game? Yeah
DigitalSeahorse: good ol' subway PA system, this one is surprisingly clear considering it's disuse
DigitalSeahorse: or wear
DigitalSeahorse: Toronto subway PA is almost never clear enough to make out
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I think the conceit is that the war happened in the 1980s, but verify that before taking it as gospel
Despoiler98: ah
GlennSeto: @PharaohBender27 I'm the same, with few exceptions. Like Metal Gear usually feeling more authentic in English and Witcher never clicked for me in Polish.
UnseenAcademical: War happened in 2013, but it was still the Soviet Union. Don't worry about it.
DigitalSeahorse: wasn't wrong about what?
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Or what @UnseenAcademical said :p
GlennSeto: @UnseenAcademical Einstein went back in time to kill Hitler, gotcha.
DigitalSeahorse: don't eat the isotopes
Despoiler98: Einstein, always fucking shit up for the rest of us
DigitalSeahorse: also never drink creek water, it has brain eating amoebas
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse I think they're only a problem if they get into your sinuses.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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GlennSeto: Wave at Leon Kennedy, when you see him.
silenceaux: Kinda like going fishing
DigitalSeahorse: ClodiumSoride, well probably but wouldn't want to risk drinking
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse true, plenty of other reasons to be wary.
DigitalSeahorse: boil/distill if it the only option other than urine
GlennSeto: It's like when physicists tell you, the nuclear cooling tank is theoretically safe to swim in, if you don't go too deep.
Lunareclipse123: The very idea of administering an injection in this environment...
Invitare: How do the Leeches even know there's something in the suit they want?
UnseenAcademical: Theoretically, anything moving is delicious
silenceaux: It moves on its own, and so they wants it
DigitalSeahorse: got a huge pack of salt?
DigitalSeahorse: :P
PharaohBender27: @Invitare Mutations have made them able to smell blood even through layers Kappa
thefileclerk: nice river colon
GlennSeto: Subtle Heart of Darkness reference? Kappa
ClodiumSoride: I'm sure you'll make it to that light without any last-second interruptions.
Brett2099: AWW it's just a Tunnel of Love
DigitalSeahorse: frosty boogers
Despoiler98: whose train?
Duven60: are those lights radiation effecting the eyes?
Despoiler98: Ghost train?
Nigouki: are we on drugs?
Lunareclipse123: Ghost train? Or.... Train ghost?
DigitalSeahorse: dangit high pitch
Nigouki: did those worms drug us?
Penguino_Rojo: Welcome to the Metro, We got Ghosts of Trains!
Telanyxis: Oh, right. Alex never played the other ones to the hallucination parts.
DigitalSeahorse: yep
RegulusPratus: That was a ton of morphine and rads, yeah
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh did she die and come to haunt us?
RegulusPratus: Kinda surprised you're walking, really
wildpeaks: oh boy, we're doing well
Lord_ZYRK: Remember when Miller asked if you were seeing things, too?
Despoiler98: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Aliens are here
Lord_ZYRK: *cocks gun*
Despoiler98: Ghosts
GlennSeto: What did we inject? Lots and lots of iodine?
thefileclerk: is this just stalker now?
GlennSeto: Are Metro and Stalker in some way related or just somewhat similar?
TStodden: Um... Why is the watch running BACKWARDS?
PharaohBender27: This is all a hallucination/dream sequence, isn't it?
DigitalSeahorse: get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R. lucidComrade
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s a timer for the filter
Nigouki: it's an important word to be able to read
ClodiumSoride: @GlennSeto Just similar, I think. No alien weirdness in Metro AFAICT.
DigitalSeahorse: I can read Β = in
DigitalSeahorse: :P
Nigouki: well, i guess ОПАСНО is more important to be able to read
Nigouki: TL Note: ОПАСНО means DANGER
I_Am_Clockwork: High radiation zone
Critterbot: WutFace
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
Alchemistmerlin: The Kraken!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
wildpeaks: sir
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
silenceaux: We got some geometry blowout going
Dragonality: Bethesda called, they want their features back
Lunareclipse123: Anomalies, eh?
ShaneLeeAtk: That's how we explore the SubOcean.
DigitalSeahorse: glitchy
UnseenAcademical: @ClodiumSoride Alien weirdness? No. Weird radiation magic things? Yeah, kinda.
Wolfstrike_NL: probaly fine
DoodlestheGreat: @dragonality, They'll have to wait for MS to buy their studio. :tf:
DigitalSeahorse: crisp snow
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Critterbot: Dafuq...?
DigitalSeahorse: wait wat
ClodiumSoride: Flashback? Someone else's flashback?
GlennSeto: No Russian?
silenceaux: Crimes.
DigitalSeahorse: is this a flashback
DigitalSeahorse: are we still back at the station?
I_Am_Clockwork: Different station in a different city, but it’s Soviet, so likely very similar design
DigitalSeahorse: ceiling seems low
DigitalSeahorse: HͶͶ
PharaohBender27: That . . . can't be healthy
I_Am_Clockwork: This ground is soooo loud
Despoiler98: oh good radioactive ghosts
thefileclerk: russia is 85 percent ghosts and hospitals
DigitalSeahorse: spoop
robo__nixon: Literal Nuka Cola
DigitalSeahorse: just one copec?
Despoiler98: what the hell is the light? Its not the sun for sure
Nigouki: not cola, just carbonized water
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidComrade
robo__nixon: King Kong?
NavelWarfare: Oh good, there's gorillas now
Lord_ZYRK: SAMSQUITCH WutFace
Despoiler98: WHAT?
GlennSeto: What was our objective when we entered leech central?
mortsteaj: return your book - monki
Nigouki: oh we got a gorillion problems now
SleepyDeveloper: angery boi
wildpeaks: Ape Out 3D
I_Am_Clockwork: It’s a Librarian! D:
Lord_ZYRK: HE'S FINALLY HERE
DigitalSeahorse: Yetti
Lord_ZYRK: PERFORMING FOR YOU
SachielOne: Are we going to need to Force pull our lightsaber out of the ice?
robo__nixon: yolo!
GlennSeto: Is this video game logic, where the ape does not die from 2-3 bullets?
GlennSeto: oh, never mind
silenceaux: why was it blindfolded
NavelWarfare: Bit of a let down after the bear, I'll be honest
Despoiler98: test subject ape?
Lord_Hosk: Take his pelt
NavelWarfare: Fair
thefileclerk: why ape?
RatekStormcrow: I really like the echo sounds of gunshots in this game
robo__nixon: I want to know who bandaged it's eyes? Also how it is surviving
silenceaux: double grenade seems like an appropriate response
I_Am_Clockwork: There were blind gorilla mutants in the first game
GlennSeto: @RatekStormcrow Yeah, makes you want to be quieter.
robo__nixon: I played about 15 mins of the first one :P
Lord_Hosk: Giant ape pelt has got to be worth a lot of bullets on the black market
Lord_ZYRK: Shouldn't have drank all that leech water
GlennSeto: @Lord_Hosk Not to mention quiet warm.
Lord_ZYRK: ROUND 2
Lord_ZYRK: FIGHT!
NotCainNorAbel: cage match
DigitalSeahorse: ah my neighbor has some extra stompy sound fx for me
SachielOne: Oh good. It's the Nemesis Ape.
Nigouki: time for Donkey Kong 2!~
I_Am_Clockwork: Giant EnemyApe
robo__nixon: nyop!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
SachielOne: STARTYOM...
CasaAJEgames: that's one big gorilla
ClodiumSoride: Should be knuckle-walking more.
CasaAJEgames: go pet it
robo__nixon: Killa gorilla
Despoiler98: I have questions
CasaAJEgames: looks like it just wants a hug
robo__nixon: umm
Nigouki: gee thanks game pathing
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: Okay byeee
I_Am_Clockwork: The Librarians are sort of Apex Predators in Metro (outside of the truly alien anomalies like the spark and the shadow ghosts)
silenceaux: So we'll probably see him again soon
DigitalSeahorse: xD
I_Am_Clockwork: One takes out a demon like it’s nothing in the first game
CasaAJEgames: well hello again mista killa gorilla
GlennSeto: I kinda want Ian to come in with a trumpet right about now.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrIAN
SachielOne: Make us whole....
GlennSeto: "Have you seen my wife? - "Have you seen my daughter?" *spaceship takes off*
TheThrashCaptain: I really disliked this whole section.
Despoiler98: Its standing too upright for an Ape its definitely super scienced up
DigitalSeahorse: try make friends with it?
thefileclerk: "pacing"
GlennSeto: Yeah, see if it has a thorn in its foot.
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I_Am_Clockwork: All those rads have really winded Artyom
DigitalSeahorse: oh pretty snow
GlennSeto: Do not make out with the frozen coprses!
I_Am_Clockwork: Pretty, highly irradiated snow
robo__nixon: So do we think this is one gorilla or a bunch?
DigitalSeahorse: it's a RAD winter
thefileclerk: we a physics engine
GlennSeto: Oh look, he's playing the theme from Tail Spin!
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: GlennSeto lol
thefileclerk: this feels endgame
SachielOne: OH HELL NOW
PharaohBender27: CRONCH
Despoiler98: OH GOOOOOOOOOD
Lord_ZYRK: Tha double WutFace
Ashton: New Friend!
robo__nixon: Ok. that answered "is there more than one?"
LemonLemur: ooo Yetis
I_Am_Clockwork: You found their home!
GlennSeto: awww, poor thing
Lunareclipse123: I was expecting the cronchy bone room from Return of the King
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise shigiSurprise
RegulusPratus: There are more gorillas in this one random Russian city than there are left in the freakin' wild.
thefileclerk: a whole barrel of monkeys
NavelWarfare: For being blind, they sure do default to "straight at you" a lot
robo__nixon: It's like a nightmarish Couble Mint commercial
NavelWarfare: Though I guess it is kind of enclosed space
silenceaux: Sounds just like I'm walkin on broken glass
GlennSeto: @RegulusPratus Well, they survived the radiation and had a few years to bone.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
PenguinMortified: whats with the monkeys?
grimshade: ok that thing is terrifying
Lord_ZYRK: NavelWarfare and you probably don't smell too good
robo__nixon: Sheesh!
I_Am_Clockwork: Skrt!
Despoiler98: this is gonna use up SO much ammo and resources if we have to fight
UnseenAcademical: Oh look, it's a PUZZLE
mitomanox: alex your hair looks gorgeous <3
robo__nixon: !findquote spaget
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UnseenAcademical: I wound up having to give these guys so many high-velocity ball bearings.
silenceaux: It burned to death! How delightful.
PenguinMortified: that fire textire was not meant to get that big
LemonLemur: This Girl(ella) is on FIRE!
UnseenAcademical: You're like five minutes of gameplay from the end of the game, FYI
I_Am_Clockwork: Go away ghost!
DigitalSeahorse: slytqSpirit
GlennSeto: I'm beginning to suspect the protag might be suffering from survivor's guilt.
I_Am_Clockwork: It cures what ails ya!
robo__nixon: FFS
PharaohBender27: katesScared
rumplednut_skin: Hi Alex! first time watching you live, how goes it?
NightValien28: fatality
ClodiumSoride: It's morphine time!
robo__nixon: Here lies sub-zero, now plain zero
thefileclerk: is that ape #4?
RegulusPratus: "Just gonna take a quick power nap."
PharaohBender27: Where are we, anyhow? I tuned in late.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
wildpeaks: we're positively glowing
GlennSeto: Are we glowing in the dark yet?
silenceaux: Just downright radiant
NightValien28: we so irradiated we can be seen from space
I_Am_Clockwork: Train dad!
GlennSeto: Good timing on that text.
wildpeaks: our wife's calling
UnseenAcademical: Hmm! We may have gotten the ending I didn't expect us to get!
thefileclerk: good ending?
aClonedPickle: is that good
UnseenAcademical: 2
Despoiler98: he aint sleepin
wildpeaks: hmm we lost two of the guys, seems unlikely we get the good one though
UnseenAcademical: That's what I thought, but...
wildpeaks: but I'll cross fingers
kyless2106: Just takin a widdle nappy
Scy_Anide: How did the kid move him to the passenger seat?
Despoiler98: how is the child alive? he couldnt take as much radiation as an adult could
UnseenAcademical: He's apparently been dosing for a few months on anti-rad, with dosages made for adults.
wildpeaks: you find out where the dad is in the DLC ..
neacon: just joined, did desert bus get a HD remake>
wildpeaks: rad bus for hope
PharaohBender27: @neacon katesLol
Phailhammer: Are we in Istanbul yet? lrrBEEJ
robo__nixon: The bug splats are bigger in this game
I_Am_Clockwork: This is arctic bus for nyop
neacon: something bleaker then the endless desert...
CasaAJEgames: y is this stressing me out
UnseenAcademical: This isn't the Jalopy theme...
DigitalSeahorse: Don't drive into the light!
I_Am_Clockwork: Time for nap
neacon: and then you wake up in the back a wagon....
Lunareclipse123: Oh hey, it's the ending from The Mist
I_Am_Clockwork: Box!
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuu
wildpeaks: only dreams now
PharaohBender27: katesRip
DigitalSeahorse: pegaCry
I_Am_Clockwork: Train dad nuuu
NightValien28: dad's dead
robo__nixon: Dad was too rad
UnseenAcademical: I think we did get the good ending! It's a very Russian good ending.
wildpeaks: so far it's the good ending, surprisingly
PharaohBender27: @UnseenAcademical So depressing but not apocalyptically so?
Despoiler98: train!
wildpeaks: choo choo \o/
Penguino_Rojo: you're not quite to the final ending yet. bit more to see first
Law_of_Thirds: what is the bad ending just a 15 minute cutscene of 4 gorillas beating you?
I_Am_Clockwork: Take us away, choo choo train!
UnseenAcademical: @PharaohBender27 It ends with something that is actually mildly encouraging.
wildpeaks: now kiss :D
I_Am_Clockwork: @law_of_thirds you go to Train Hell
NightValien28: that slowmo is so dumb
Lord_ZYRK: So anyway, I started blasting. . .
DigitalSeahorse: lol
GlennSeto: Someone get the good meter out of the safe!
SachielOne: Is Artyom supposed to be glowing?
Penguino_Rojo: question becomes, how many members of the crew did you lose?
Lord_ZYRK: Convenient
Despoiler98: Yeah that only makes the suffering take longer
wildpeaks: 2
Spacepup: The child! The Child's blood! Youthful and strong!
Despoiler98: WHAT
wildpeaks: back in the beginning, the doctor warned he might not have enough blood next time
Lord_ZYRK: I'm Batman
UnseenAcademical: We lost two, but somehow got the good ending
I_Am_Clockwork: Having more friends means more lean blood for you
TheThrashCaptain: this is where bad end starts, I think
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPanic
Lunareclipse123: Suddenly it's the beginning of Bloodborne
robo__nixon: DOn't say dead end
thefileclerk: motivational tuba
DigitalSeahorse: "could I get a bit of the good stuff with that?"
Despoiler98: Blood only works for mild cases if its bad enough his bone marrow is gone
silenceaux: Our vision is still sparkling
Penguino_Rojo: yup
wildpeaks: yup taht's why
Nigouki: ok but when does everyone get the cookie after the whole blood thing?
Lord_ZYRK: I'M ALL OUT OF BLOOD SingsNote I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
I_Am_Clockwork: Train Ending
Lord_ZYRK: C'mon, Edgar. . . drop a train on em!
Solid_Fuel: now you survived but everyone else died
thefileclerk: funhappy game
Spacepup: It's OK, Artyom just needs some orange juice and he's good to go.
robo__nixon: Who needs teeth and hair anywats
Despoiler98: Trainride to the afterlife
wildpeaks: it's a metro station from the first game
I_Am_Clockwork: Exhibition was your home station
UnseenAcademical: Ahh. Whoops. Lost too many people.
TheThrashCaptain: exhibition is the name of Artyom's hometown
Vyous: Russian G man?
wildpeaks: suddendly, Pathologic train ride
thefileclerk: ah we on the long black train
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
Spacepup: This is not a good train.
NightValien28: weird I don't remember this ending
wildpeaks: this is not a place of honor
Penguino_Rojo: yes
UnseenAcademical: Yeah
Despoiler98: The conductor of the train across the river Styx
TheThrashCaptain: yep
felixthereflex: save two last I knew
Penguino_Rojo: which requires doing a lot of good deeds in those areas
DigitalSeahorse: Highway to hell? slytqDevil
UnseenAcademical: You have to be super super nonlethal
wildpeaks: violence begets violence
TheThrashCaptain: can't kill innocents
I_Am_Clockwork: Generally means not killing Non Coms
I_Am_Clockwork: And being stealthy
Penguino_Rojo: the area in the swamp with the two factions of kids, you can't kill any of the kids. Only the raiders.
Despoiler98: train dad!
Armyguy0: Metro LL was REALLY big on only killing when you need too
wildpeaks: it's not difficult per se, but just blasting everyone does make a difference here
I_Am_Clockwork: Also rescuing innocents
TheThrashCaptain: it's really easy to get good end if you're aware of it
Penguino_Rojo: thats the trick, being aware. Funny enough, its easier then the prior two games
MadAboutVideoGames: Is this Russian heaven? Nicer than I expected
wildpeaks: oh definitely
Penguino_Rojo: Does Alex want to know what the good ending is?
wildpeaks: it is still a cool ending nonetheless
Penguino_Rojo: yeah, I haven't seen this
I_Am_Clockwork: Yeah
UnseenAcademical: I have to say, the attention to detail carries forward even into both endings.
I_Am_Clockwork: There’s enough clean blood to save you
Penguino_Rojo: I mean, yeah. The dad bids you farewell and pushes you back to life.
TheThrashCaptain: RESET
Penguino_Rojo: PULL!
felixthereflex: the "bad ends" are often as interesting, and sometimes more fulfilling than the "good ends"
Nefarious_Ned: Hey, I just got here, what did I miss?
Cool_Jean_Aunt: you can't kill the sun...
wildpeaks: the bad ending is cancon in the first game anyway
wildpeaks: *canon
UnseenAcademical: New Game Plus gives you some interesting options, so a second playthrough is actually a lot of fun.
Calaban161: What a waste of money
Penguino_Rojo: I mean, its not like SMT where all the endings are bad
Calaban161: those bulets can be used for so much more
DigitalSeahorse: pegaCry lucidHands shigiSaitouCry shigiCry pegaCry
TheThrashCaptain: @unseenacademical what's different in ng+?
wildpeaks: they are good
Despoiler98: You saved people but got radded up, oh well
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
kyless2106: Much less a doom and gloom ending and way more stylistic!
I_Am_Clockwork: Both the dlc are pretty good
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
BrowneePoints: No problem Alex! Was super awesome seeing you again!
UnseenAcademical: @TheThrashCaptain Difficulty tweaks, different starting weapons, a bunch of stuff
Phailhammer: cya :)
UnseenAcademical: Thanks
Solid_Fuel: gg
PharaohBender27: Until then, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
Critterbot: See ya Alex!
I_Am_Clockwork: Thanks for the Stream!
jessieimproved: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: thanks, Alex! stay safe pegaBooty
DigitalSeahorse: you too, chat, stay safe
wildpeaks: almost 2am, I better start staring at the ceiling for hours, err I mean go to sleep
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serramarkov: I have become a monster... today I baked a Serra Angel into a pie, then equipped Embercleave to a dragon and destroyed my opponent.
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