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gualdhar: !next
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serramarkov: I have become a monster... today I baked a Serra Angel into a pie, then equipped Embercleave to a dragon and destroyed my opponent.
xantos69: !next
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy (again)! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: Well actually no because last time I said "Dobry den" :p
PharaohBender27: !next
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Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
Earthenone: !findquote stay
LRRbot: Quote #5177: "I just got us a brand new shithole to stay in thank you very much!" —Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Snowcookies: kweh kweh
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! PrideWave
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrCREEPL
serramarkov: Dobriy vyecher!
Fruan: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
Snowcookies: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: aloha
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: So remind me: are we still dealing with a sentient train off the rails, or did that little story arc conclude?
Despoiler98: BANGER ALERT slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Dale, Cori, Jacob and Andy are back with Best of Intentions Episode 6 đź“· ||
PharaohBender27: katesDance katesDance katesDance
Snowcookies: I think the sentient train is still involved
PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies Ah, thanks
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of friends rolling dice, and decided to see what was up. How are things going?
Sarah_Serinde: When we left the group, they had stopped (intending to be a very BRIEF stop, because the train doesn't like stopping) at the Inn to collect Chenna (sp?), only to discover she'd been kidnapped
Sarah_Serinde: And they were going to interrogate some prisoners
lirazel64: Wheeeeeee!
Sarah_Serinde: So they still hadn't delivered the thing they finally managed to steal
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Riiight, I remember the interrogation part - thanks!
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde But they did manage to steal it, despite its size.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL
Sarah_Serinde: They did indeed manage to steal it
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde So, a plus I guess?
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boundwoodhome: Woo! Sick days mean I can watch my fave crew! *coughs ferociously*
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Sarah_Serinde: beckett_brass Still time for them to lose it again :p
PharaohBender27: @boundwoodhome lrrHEART Hope you feel better soon
beckett_brass: @Sarah_Serinde Good point.
beckett_brass: @boundwoodhome Hoe you get better. Sending my prayers for your recovery.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: phew, almost missed the start
DigitalSeahorse: BlackLivesMatter PrideTrans ssandRAINBOW PrideBalloons PrideLion
boundwoodhome: Thanks y’all, me too.
KeirenH: made it just in time
beckett_brass: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
bennguyen200: lrrFINE lrrFINE
floki4242: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ElementalAlchemist: lrrFINE
boundwoodhome: lrrFINE
ElementalAlchemist: also: good evening friends
serramarkov: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: !oracle
LRRbot: Dale and friends are playing in the D&D Adventurers League 5e campaign Oracle of War, set in Eberron.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Hello
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
JakeKamas: I appreciate Andy with the roman numerals there for a moment
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: AND
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hoktauri: 50?
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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lirazel64: we're hearing a rushing sound...
PharaohBender27: #Fuck2020
TehAmelie: the artist formerly and currently known as Featherweight
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LoadingReadyRun: @lirazel64 I think someone just started a leaf blower near Jacob's place :(
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Hahahaha
lirazel64: got
SnackPak_: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: lrrSLOTH
kamelion84: lol
Sarah_Serinde: also...
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
DigitalSeahorse: don't be the leaf blower near Jacob's :P
Snowcookies: Chaos will be served
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Despoiler98: Window Shattering noise
grimshade: what did i miss just got here
Sasha_conyst: Jacob aims to misbehave.
grimshade: also why is paul here i love it
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless
kamelion84: rofl
beckett_brass: Cory, are you planning on time travelling?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #nailedit
SnackPak_: perfect Paul impression
Sarah_Serinde: grimshade Paul runs the technical stuff for all of these streams, he's just not on screen during the game itself
grimshade: oh i thought i had missed the intro
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Already off to a great start
DigitalSeahorse: Paul is Andy's muppet now?
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: rad illustrations as always
Sogheim: oh hey there's an intro?
boundwoodhome: That intro is magnificent!
triplenuts: Still can't see Andy without thinking of papers please
Despoiler98: Jacobs face :D
Sarah_Serinde: Sogheim Most campaigns longer than a couple episodes get an intro, yeah
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Cori is part of the nega-LRR?
Sogheim: @Sarah_Serinde I haven't been around to catch the beginning in weeks
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Snowcookies: I see chat is giving embarrassment to Jacob already lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Snowcookies: but off camera means we don't know what happens :(
Sarah_Serinde: "theoretically"
Sarah_Serinde: "safely"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "rescue"
Sasha_conyst: it would be awesome if they were able to continue playing these characters they seem to enjoy it. offline of course
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun I feel like an invisible Dog would break far more stuff than an invisible cat.
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Marcel
Arclight_Dynamo: I still say it was just Bivimar. No cat.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Maybe the invisible cat is keeping the invisible mice away
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun How extensive *is* this invisible ecosystem?
Despoiler98: do not want
Despoiler98: OMG JACOB NO
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydJacobVision
PharaohBender27: katesScared
niccus: how to make a beholder infinitely less appealing
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHERE PrideTake PrideWingR
RandomTrivia: Holy shit!
Snowcookies: omg
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
DigitalSeahorse: lol
beckett_brass: Hahahaha
Fruan: How is Andy so good?!
Phailhammer: 40-HOUR SALE IS COMING
Despoiler98: Andy and Jacob are professionals :D
kusinohki: hi all! guess I just missed something good
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL apparently the mournelands is chock full of invisible stuff
Arclight_Dynamo: On y va!
Snowcookies: I think I know what a future quest is
TehAmelie: i think cats can see infrared a bit, so you have to wonder if it's invisible to itself
InquisitorGaia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:46.
SnackPak_: uh-oh
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM
Despoiler98: HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Sarah_Serinde: And then coughing :D
Snowcookies: Caulk the warforged
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Dangit, you beat me to it! :D
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSAND ssandSAND ssandSAND
TehAmelie: does warforged float with proper chaulking?
PharaohBender27: UMMM
drdudeman: I love this show!
TehAmelie: you say soup hole, i say soup in a dirt bowl
rockyboy78 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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PharaohBender27: So, someone trimmed the fungus?
Sarah_Serinde: This seems fine
Arclight_Dynamo: Rum plums?
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
UnnnaturalD20: thanks for this keeping me entertained for the last year
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XcaliberCrusade: Ah yes, eat the fruit of the unnaturally colored spore plant
beckett_brass: Someone is playing a flicker deck in MTG.
Despoiler98: DALE grinning like that is so good
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] I'm so glad you've lovingly described something that I am going to promptly ignore. | to Dale
LRRbot: New quote #7224: "I'm so glad you've lovingly described something that I am going to promptly ignore." —Jacob, to Dale [2020-09-21]
RandomTrivia: Dale has the best, most adorable shit-eating grin
Sarah_Serinde: I had already forgotten
PharaohBender27: !findquote fine
LRRbot: Quote #6686: "This is Cthulhu, man. Nothing bad happens in the ocean, it's fine." —Paul [2020-01-08]
triplenuts: God dammit andy:-D
XcaliberCrusade: Oh my god, absolute FIRE from Andy
PharaohBender27: It lives!
Despoiler98: rowboat just sinks
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart
PharaohBender27: Dale with the hard choices!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
RandomTrivia: This can only go WELL
Sarah_Serinde: I love everyone in this game :D
Snowcookies: "I'm the smartest man alive" - Adam
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHubris
RandomTrivia: Patches, the living manifestation of Savidan.mp3
Arclight_Dynamo: Quantum boat.
XcaliberCrusade: "Cori make a new character"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Welcome to Avernus."
Sarah_Serinde: You don't say :D
RandomTrivia: "The boat sails off in a direction that doesn't match any of the three dimensions you can perceive"
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] I'll definitely try to, like, mind meld with the rowboat.
LRRbot: New quote #7225: "I'll definitely try to, like, mind meld with the rowboat." —Cori [2020-09-21]
Despoiler98: Who wants to bet its actually Alive
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh that's definitely where my mind went too...
RandomTrivia: Sentient magic boat? Ooh, that would be great
Sarah_Serinde: (Andy's comment, I mean)
EldarLuin: Beans... beans... the magical fruit... the more you eat... the more you....
PharaohBender27 worries for Marcel
triplenuts: I would like andy to narrate my life
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes I'm sure that's it
Despoiler98: Marcel is a ranger......a is he this bad *facepalm*
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob gabyLul ysbrydPunjail
chaostreader: @despoiler98 Int=8
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob isn't the *entire* reason we have ysbrydPunjail over at Ysbryd, but he is *most* of the reason
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 A low Intelligence roll, apparently
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
Sogheim: oh no, has this become a King's Quest game?
RandomTrivia: "sounds like"
Despoiler98: 2 meters? Just.......cut it down
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART
Despoiler98: CLIP
Despoiler98: and that is the fruit song! canon
Despoiler98: Its explosive
Sarah_Serinde: WWPD
Snowcookies: yes lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 Got you covered
Arclight_Dynamo: "Don't eat the damned fruit!" "I'm going to eat the fruit."
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Quicker on the draw this time
RandomTrivia: 1-all
XcaliberCrusade: I will go to my grave in envy of Andy's comedic wit.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo "Marcel no!" "Marcel YES!"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde *Marcel OUI
Sogheim: this fruit wants to be mysterious
SnackPak_: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP lrrFINE
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo How could I miss that :D
chaostreader: What constitutes magic fruit in dnd?
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
RandomTrivia: Back into the editor then...
PharaohBender27 respectfully nods @RandomTrivia
Sogheim: oh no that Jacob face
Sarah_Serinde: I don't have a problem with multiple people clipping the same thing, gives me more options of where things are cut off (please do try to make sure that you clip doesn't cut off the start or end of the funny thing)
lord_wertornion: Well I almost fell from my chair there
enki1256 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
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Despoiler98: its gonna explode like a hand grenade
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
XcaliberCrusade: "I've enchanted this fruit." ... "To make people eat it?" ... "No, to make nearby people drool."
Snowcookies: what are the long term effects?
Arclight_Dynamo: "This fruit will never leave!"
Despoiler98: OH NO
EldarLuin: O.o
Juliamon: uhh
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, no, not surprised
RandomTrivia: It's a Fruit of Constipation?
Despoiler98: Uuuuummmmmm
jessieimproved: hmm
Sarah_Serinde: It's a part of Marcel now
Despoiler98: ITS A NEW FRAND
Sarah_Serinde: Only benefits
jessieimproved: a new frond
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely
Snowcookies: My brain is feeling secondhand pain
EldarLuin: Oh dear...
drdudeman: oh wow
Sarah_Serinde: jessieimproved sergeJustRight
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde And soon Marcel will be part of the plant that sprouts from it in his stomach.
chaostreader: The best parasites don’t kill their hosts.
triplenuts: How you like them beans?
Despoiler98: slytqSmug slytqSmug slytqSmug slytqSmug
PharaohBender27: Oh dear, this going to be like the superstition of "if you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows in your gut," isn't it?
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Noooo, it couldn't possibly to that... :D
infinity_225: Oh god it’s addictive
Despoiler98: Boaty McHaulerface
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
RandomTrivia: Amazing
chaostreader: By flame on, do you mean the boat is on fire?
RandomTrivia: Not yet...
TehAmelie: hard upboard!
RandomTrivia: !quote 7157
LRRbot: Quote #7157: "You are not... currently... on fire... I don't think." —Dale [2020-08-24]
EldarLuin: "I'm on a boat..!"
DarkMorford: I see Cori's playing Skyrim.
PharaohBender27: katesLol lrrCORI
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Despoiler98: I want fanart of that, hauler posed like washington on the river
RandomTrivia: My bad, confirmed in-universe to be on fire
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Despoiler98 +1
triplenuts: I...
Sarah_Serinde: Hahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler knows how they want to do this
RandomTrivia: @triplenuts LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler will do this Hauler's way
Sogheim: and the noise?
Despoiler98: The Boat is on Hydraulics
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler with this boat is my new favourite thing
RandomTrivia: I imagine it sounds like the scraping table from Men in Black
Arclight_Dynamo: Hauler is like a five year old. Love it. :D
DarkMorford: @Despoiler98 Haul-draulics
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] I will solve every problem I can with this boat.
LRRbot: New quote #7226: "I will solve every problem I can with this boat." —Cori [2020-09-21]
chaostreader: The boat will be one of those car-boats by the end of this.
beckett_brass: Ah yes, the benefits of being nonorganic.
Snowcookies: Jacob "soup hole" Burgess
EldarLuin: 1. Don't talk about soup hole. 2. Don't talk about soup hole.
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely no future consequences
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
XcaliberCrusade: The fruit is clearly ALL BENEFIT, no drawback
TehAmelie: oh, the soup hole was in Patches. i badly misunderstood that before
Despoiler98: in the words of Homer Simpson "NO COMEUPPANCE"
PharaohBender27: So how many tendrils are spouting from Marcel at this point?
chaostreader: “We can move death from short-term effects to medium-term”
RandomTrivia: By the end of this campaign, Hauler will still be in the boat, and it will be modded from bow to stern
triplenuts: Stealth check in neon boat later?
XcaliberCrusade: Patches got out, so he's off on foot
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I believe the boat is making very short teleports so it isn't necessarily making noise
XcaliberCrusade: Also, does the hot pink of the boat match the pink color of the tendrils that will grow out of Marcel?
LoadingReadyRun: ok, with Marcel it is making noise :P
LightingExpert13: sounds like marcel
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun I like to think its making little hops with hollow woood CLONK sounds
PharaohBender27 briefly excuses himself for dinner
beckett_brass: @XcaliberCrusade Now now, there won't necessarily be tendrils coming out of Marcel. They could be extra arms, extra legs, or wings.
TehAmelie: overthinking things is what telepathic powers is for!
beckett_brass: @XcaliberCrusade Most likely all insectoid.
triplenuts: Laggy boat, laggy boat, why are we ridiing you? (Smelly cat by Phoebe Buffay)
XcaliberCrusade: @beckett_brass What's an arm or leg but a tendril with decorations?
Despoiler98: I think they extra tendrils are going to be growing on the *Inside* of Marcel first :P
Tiber727: @TehAmelie Now I want a spell to overclock brains, that can be used offensively.
TehAmelie: *nods*
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL on the plus side, we are getting a close look at the life cycle of the pink fungus lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel is doing science!
XcaliberCrusade: Perhaps it's a slime mold
XcaliberCrusade: and will leave his body on its own
rangerboy87: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: Fancy that!
EldarLuin: Yay!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Such a coincidence
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
LightingExpert13: cori has doomed the party
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: (Things go well for Dale when his players are having fun)
Despoiler98: CALLED IT
LightingExpert13: jacob seems to understand a dm's mind. Hmm I wonder why?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Banrael subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Banrael: That's almost 2^2 years!
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Fruan: TEETH
PaperDoopliss: TEETH
beckett_brass: Teeth!
grimshade: TEETH
XcaliberCrusade: It's like a pair of little kids haltingly moving along in one of those plastic toy cars
chaostreader: Or have the boat invisibly follow them.
EldarLuin: STEALTH!
oatway: good old half orc bat goth
LightingExpert13: andy sounds like a serge goose right now
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
kusinohki: "our friend is kidnapped" - marcel has a particular set of skills...
doubledbear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
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oatway: Hauler does have that barge in their hands
PaperDoopliss: Pass Without Trace is just busted in general
Despoiler98: WOW
Despoiler98: Noice
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's a good ability
beckett_brass: Heck yeah
Fruan: PWT is arguably the strongest spell in 5th ed.
itomeshi: My mind's eye is flexible. But I can't see Hauler doing 'stealthy'.
Snowcookies: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
beckett_brass: I will now start calling wild magic rolls swarm of ducks rolls.
Vanbael: !findquote duck
LRRbot: Quote #3152: "Squirrels don't look like ducks." —Beej [2016-08-08]
EldarLuin: Jacob's sarcastic eyes make an appearance again
Vanbael: and the other shoe drops
XcaliberCrusade: lrrFINE
chaostreader: If it’s dex? Doesn’t he auto pass.
possummtg: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
possummtg: B|e very very quiet!
ConspicuousCompiler: evergr5TEALURK
EldarLuin: I <3 Andy so much
XcaliberCrusade: Climbing is the bane of so many parties. I'm glad they made it
LightingExpert13: waiting for dale to cause some trouble for them
Despoiler98: slytqLurk
possummtg: BANG1 BANG!
chaostreader: Humming the bond theme.
Despoiler98: slytqKnife
Snowcookies: I've read mangas where bad things happen in attics
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sure there's a house down the road where the basement is teeth. That isn't an awful thing
possummtg: Hrrrm BANG!!!!!!
RandomTrivia: Yes, very convincing Dale...
Snowcookies: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
Despoiler98: prison riot
Sarah_Serinde: :D
possummtg: Ughhhhh HALP
LightingExpert13: good on you dale.
XcaliberCrusade: Dale: "Let me take this break to make these prisoners MUCH scarier."
LightingExpert13: hate when my dm does that to me
failsquared: lrrSLOTH
InquisitorGaia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:21.
InquisitorGaia: i love doing that to my players
Sasu010: i have to say Dale is my favorite when it comes to Dice Friends
possummtg: !chair
LightingExpert13: @InquisitorGaia that sounds like a good dm
Sasu010: !followage
triplenuts: Did the stream end or is it just a pause?
RandomTrivia: Just a break
Juliamon: On break
Alephred: Commercial break.
Despoiler98: I really LIke Kathleen too shes fun
triplenuts: Oh thank god, I've got three hours of work left today
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
InquisitorGaia: its been a while since ive had time to dm though, and its hard to get a group of people to have time to sit down for games
drdudeman: I've got a curse of strahd game this Sunday and I need to figure out whay the Frick has happened to my microphone
InquisitorGaia: did it disappear or break
drdudeman: discord has decided it didn't recognize it
InquisitorGaia: oh fun
drdudeman: yuuup
InquisitorGaia: does your computer still recognize it?
EldarLuin: I also like Cam as DM
Despoiler98: Cam as the DM for their Ravnica game was perfect
RandomTrivia: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] Help me say yes to this.
LRRbot: New quote #7227: "Help me say yes to this." —Dale [2020-09-21]
LightingExpert13: whoever just gave lrrbot that quote thank you
beckett_brass: Extradimensional?
RandomTrivia: That's an oddly specific question...
beckett_brass: What is defined as extradimensional in DnD?
jessieimproved: is it squiddly?
jessieimproved: illithids are extradimensional
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob...
niccus: smell in a cell
beckett_brass: @jessieimproved Oh lovely.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
triplenuts: What's in the box?!
Sarah_Serinde: What was that Jacob was saying about embarrassing themselves? :D
XcaliberCrusade: Kumquatanaut canon now
LightingExpert13: jacob made the mistake of making something up in front of dale
jessieimproved: speaking of illithid, y'all go watch the Baulder's Gate III trailer when you get a chance
RandomTrivia: On today's episode of "Dale taunts Jacob"...
Mr_Dirty: Jacob team chaos!
LightingExpert13: any idea what jacob was doing with pax?
LightingExpert13: asking because I might want to watch that
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
jessieimproved: @LightingExpert13 Jacob did a number of panels, you may be able to search on the pax online site
Despoiler98: its only polite
LoadingReadyRun: shave and a hair cut and a shave and a haircut
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob was actually only on one panel this PAX, I can see if I can find it again
jessieimproved: oh i thought he played something to, oops
Sarah_Serinde: But he was very busy behind the scenes because he works for the games publisher Ysbryd
HorusFive: I imagine Hauler has some trouble differentiating meat-people
LightingExpert13: @Sarah_Serinde that would be appreciated but understand if you can't find it
beckett_brass: Powers? Define powers.
triplenuts: Def sells knock off rolexes and scrolls
Sarah_Serinde: LightingExpert13
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm imagining humans do look very similar to warforged. Kinda like Groot.
EldarLuin: Sound logic!
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner, knowing full well he'll need to watch the VOD to get any context for what's going on right now
chaostreader: You have found a person in a jar.
LightingExpert13: @Sarah_Serinde oh thank you. Will have to watch it later. Any idea what jacob's panel is about?
Despoiler98: um
HorusFive: "get off my planet" although strickly speaking, that's probably not a nickname
tinysuze2342: @pharaohbender27 it's ok I've just gotten this notification on twitch and I'm catching up on the last episode right now haha
LightingExpert13: @chaostreader what is in the jar?
Sarah_Serinde: LightingExpert13 Stories about game dev
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 we now have Kumquatanauts
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Oh, they're just talking to peoples in cells, at least one of which is extradimensional.
infinity_225: lrrFINE
LightingExpert13: @Sarah_Serinde that sound very interesting.
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob tells good stories :)
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LightingExpert13: oh I love jacob's stories.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Hauler :D lrrHEART
Despoiler98: *FOREHEAD SMACK*
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
HorusFive: "oops, I jammed the lock irreparably. guess we need to move over to the next one"
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Your answer has only engendered more questions :D
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler completely ready to consider this possibility
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler is not a boy don't even start
DarkMorford: Cori no
Sarah_Serinde: :p
Despoiler98: OMG Cori no
DarkMorford: :D
PharaohBender27: katesScared
LightingExpert13: patches needs to help hauler
HorusFive: lrrCORI jlrrIronball
Sarah_Serinde: Also this is specifically because that's when Hauler and Patches lost their memories iirc
Sarah_Serinde: But I could be wrong and that could just be Patches
Despoiler98: aaaaaaand ded
Sarah_Serinde: Memory is hard :p
RandomTrivia: And here we go!
RandomTrivia: :D
RandomTrivia: Nyooooom
LoadingReadyRun: The guy who ate a random piece of fruit says you should be cautious lrrFINE
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. T-1000.
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Patches :D
Sarah_Serinde: That seems hard to pronounce without lips
LoadingReadyRun: Who wouldn't want a T1000 friend?
LightingExpert13: a npc says that the party should trust them is usually a problem.
triplenuts: Did the bean plum turn bad yet?
Sogheim: I'm happy to meet our new friend "@"
LightingExpert13: "If we take an hour then something happened" - jacobl
Arclight_Dynamo: "Gormless," thy name is Hauler.
Snowcookies: !findquote bad
LRRbot: Quote #3890: "You're going to make me look really bad, as opposed to just bad" —Ian, to Heather [2017-01-22]
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Sarah_Serinde: Yup, invite this person you totally trust to you inn
Sarah_Serinde: Seems fine
Sarah_Serinde: *your inn
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde ...spike pit?
Despoiler98: BYE
kusinohki: don't say names, but give directions to home base... yep, dnd
HorusFive: Ah yes, don't say each other's names. But give your address out to the general public
Uzumaki15: This is clearly not going to end well
chaostreader: @sarah_serinde I mean. They just gave them a magic item.
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo ...maybe? :D
Snowcookies: Hauler is good at making friends
EldarLuin: Everything is fine
RandomTrivia: Dear sweet Hauler
LightingExpert13: invite someone you don't know to your business? Sure that will be fine.
Sogheim: no one got turned into a goose-sized bee, I'd say it's a win
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler IS good at making friends
LightingExpert13: or is it a bee sized goose
PharaohBender27: katesScared
LoadingReadyRun: to be fair, a stranger joining the inn is actually not too bad. some of the other people they hired were actively attacking them
HorusFive: I bet you could ask one of them where your friend is being kept
Snowcookies: when you put it that way Paul...
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun ...You raise a valid point
Despoiler98: HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahahaha
RandomTrivia: Every. Damn. Time.
Vanbael: GET GOT!
Questhere: bye jaCOB
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
HorusFive: Oh Jacob....
Despoiler98: GOT IM
LightingExpert13: totally took an hour
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart
LoadingReadyRun: sometimes its hard to be a DM
Sogheim: this is when you show the notes and it's right there the whole time
Arclight_Dynamo: *Skreeeech!*
EldarLuin: Get a poking stick!
LoadingReadyRun: @Sogheim I'm 100% sure that Channa was always supposed to be in cell 3
Sogheim: lrrPAUL same. this happened so much in our games the DM passes around index cards to prove that
EldarLuin: Let us yeet
Despoiler98: big tunnelling demon? Yeah lets leave
Despoiler98: I bet its a fight ring
Despoiler98: Ay Andy and I on the same wavelength
RandomTrivia raises his glass to PharaohBender27
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia Once more, great minds thing alike! :D HSCheers
Sarah_Serinde: "stomach plum" is a hell of a phrase
Sarah_Serinde: I don't particularly care for it :p
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I'm worried Marcel's not going to have a good end katesScared
Arclight_Dynamo: Marcel is soon going to be a tree.
RandomTrivia: My goodness Hauler is so adorable
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Oh come on, when has eating an unknown berry ever gone bad :) ?
kusinohki: "you're right boss, maybe we are the good guys!"
PharaohBender27: Patches just isn't ready to embrace Hauler's efficiency
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass A plum is not a berry Kappa
LoadingReadyRun: Marcel's Ranger skills told him that it wasn't poisonous. He just didn't know what magic could also be in effect
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 Even better than; plums have never gone wrong.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
HorusFive: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: TFW the DM decides he has done enough to hurt you, but you think you are winning....
EldarLuin: I bite my thumb at you
Despoiler98: WHAT
beckett_brass: Spores?
Sarah_Serinde: Andy no
PharaohBender27: O_o
stevefromdetroit: what a wonderful development!
Snowcookies: Of course it does
ElementalAlchemist: goodbye Jacob
EldarLuin: And Jacob is gone
Despoiler98: JACOB IS DONE
LightingExpert13: jacob just noped out
Sarah_Serinde: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
PharaohBender27: GDI ANDY
beckett_brass: Normally plums don't do anything wrong to you, but most plums don't cause spores. I'm slightly intimidated now.
LoadingReadyRun: Spores in D&D are the worst. They are the only thing that bypasses both poison and disease immunity
LightingExpert13: so this has become the last of us?
Despoiler98: why andy why
stevefromdetroit: because it tasted good
Sarah_Serinde: These were magical fruits from a plant they'd encountered before that seemed...worrying
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel knew this and ate one anyway
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun alos oozes and gelantinous cubes
EldarLuin: YOLO
RandomTrivia: Here we go!
Snowcookies: I thought you only live twice
LightingExpert13: yes marcel you only live once
Despoiler98: And this is how Andy became a hive mind
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass What @Sarah_Serinde said . . . the term "tendrils" was used
Sarah_Serinde: Andy no
Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Marcel
triplenuts: Covid-plum
godpigeon: oh this isn't going to be good
LoadingReadyRun: @Despoiler98 I mean one of the only things that causes status effects
LightingExpert13: jacob and cori's face was great
Sarah_Serinde: I'm not sure Andy is used to people saying yes to him this often :p
stevefromdetroit: Marcel2.0 has super powers!
jessieimproved: This is like when Asmodeus wants to make a deal with you, it's a really good offer right? Right???
RandomTrivia: Hippy spores?
PharaohBender27: So is the plum just weed? Kappa
Despoiler98: Marcel is a walking BONG
RandomTrivia: Hauler is coming down, but hopefully the others won't come down any time soon
PharaohBender27: WELP
Despoiler98: DOH
InquisitorGaia: but, but, but insparation
Despoiler98: not awful
stevefromdetroit: But does Channa have lungs?
EldarLuin: Are they effecting any halfling that is being carried? :o
PharaohBender27: How much damage did Channa take, though? Or are Newtonian physics not a thing in this world?
InquisitorGaia: dont say that @stevefromdetroit
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stevefromdetroit: she's having lovely dreams @InquisitorGaia
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 When are newtonian physics ever a thing in DnD?
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 It wasn't fall damage, *technically*. Hauler fell on a rake. Kappa
PharaohBender27: @beckett_brass Fair :p
chaostreader: Boat chase?
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel no
stevefromdetroit: Marcel yes
RandomTrivia: LUL
triplenuts: ^^
EldarLuin: lol!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
beckett_brass: So stoned that he isn't french anymore, that's not something I was expecting to hear.
LightingExpert13: marcel is not french anymore
stevefromdetroit: Marcel is now just Mark
Sarah_Serinde: No, so stoned that he's speaking "french" rather than "english" with a "french" accent
Sarah_Serinde: He's even more french than usual :p
beckett_brass: What kind of wings?
stevefromdetroit: the winged type @beckett_brass
KeirenH: Darth Maul?
e_bloc: Corgo100 oh spiderforged. great
beckett_brass: @stevefromdetroit Wings made of wings. Lovely.
PharaohBender27: Oh goddammit I had to deal with so many of those in Skyrim Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
EldarLuin: Oh wow
Despoiler98: nooooooo
Snowcookies: plz no
Sarah_Serinde: least she's happy?
stevefromdetroit: I just pictured a dagon (nikki B) with wings made of smaller angrier wings @beckett_brass
Sarah_Serinde: She deserves to be happy, she puts up with a lot
EldarLuin: Wow
Snowcookies: Why would you do that?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine
stevefromdetroit: perfect way to end
Sarah_Serinde: Permanent until it grows more and takes over more of Marcel
Sarah_Serinde: So...yes and no? :p
Despoiler98: good lord
stevefromdetroit: he's going to turn it into a dish they sell at the inn
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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niccus: i thought we were a different kind of villains
Snowcookies: are the intentions really the best of?
stevefromdetroit: "i told you we were the good guys"
Despoiler98: @Sarah_Serinde maybe it just grows big enough and leaves on its own? and maybe Marcel survives that? HahaBall
LightingExpert13: wish I could play a game with dale one day
XcaliberCrusade: Marcel's situation is certainly not permanent. At some point, it won't be Marcel anymore!
beckett_brass: @Snowcookies I mean, all we were told was that it would be the best of intentions, not how they were best.
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: Also, she edits the LRR highlight reels! :)
Sarah_Serinde: XcaliberCrusade Which is, in its own, way, very permanent :p
stevefromdetroit: that was so good!
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XcaliberCrusade: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300
Sarah_Serinde: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3165: "I am INSTANTLY not OK with this." —Graham [2016-08-10]
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1385: "Why is my brain depleting?" —Alex [2014-08-01]
DigitalSeahorse: speak n spell lucidLUL
stevefromdetroit: I really do hope Marcel starts seling those plum pies at theTale of Flowers
Despoiler98: Yeah LRRLive did a segment
Sarah_Serinde: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6120: "I'm hopped up on cola!" —Jacob [2019-06-15]
RandomTrivia: !quote 4806
LRRbot: Quote #4806: "It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat." —Paul [2018-03-13]
PharaohBender27: Oh right, that's been showcased on LoadingReadyLive shows
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Snowcookies: oh my
Sarah_Serinde: But also oh yes
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 I think they did it TWICE
triplenuts: AI Dungeon shout out
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they've done that LRL segment at least twice now
DigitalSeahorse: AI GM? ssandWOW
LightingExpert13: oh my goodness. Must look this up and try this
DigitalSeahorse: AI could never replace Dale
Sarah_Serinde: Totally benign so far, definitely
Japolai: AI dungeon has gotten dumber since it went public
Sarah_Serinde: I concede Paul has a very good point here
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
PharaohBender27: Though I did like the latest iteration of that, which didn't involve Markov-chain stuff, but instead the actual relevant clip for the quote got shown
Snowcookies: oh plz cori
triplenuts: Just a clank to her
Despoiler98: or PING
e_bloc: I do not have lips and yet I must scream
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] Just wait until we try to wrangle that eyeball mattress.
LRRbot: New quote #7228: "Just wait until we try to wrangle that eyeball mattress." —Cori [2020-09-21]
Juliamon: I think if you have a properly sealable gasket you could manage
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Tiber727: AI Dungeon looks astoundingly good and frustratingly dumb. It can come up with some great reactions, but it can't really keep track of things well. A person who left the room might suddenly start talking as if they never left.
DigitalSeahorse: wat if playing D&D where one of the players is an AI literally irl
SpoonfullOfSugar: i wasn't BEFORE
RandomTrivia: I like the idea that Hauler has a SFX board hooked up to a speaker
EldarLuin: Pop noise
e_bloc: is there no air conditioning in Victoria
Snowcookies: do devils/demons like nicknammes?
triplenuts: Tried including invisbility in a story in AI Dungeon and that was impossible. Everyone kept noticing me and talking to me
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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DigitalSeahorse: I have a lot of sauce packs in the freezer I can't eat cause tomato ingredients, I use those as cold packs
RandomTrivia: It's just Watch & Nope
RandomTrivia: at this point
kusinohki: quiet let's nope?
LordZarano: Nope Simulator?
RandomTrivia: Crossover episode maybe?
e_bloc: MoS is scary in the fact that it doesn't autosave as much
e_bloc: lrrmongus hype
Sarah_Serinde: Ah I'll finally see what this game actually looks like :p
Snowcookies: deception games
Sarah_Serinde: Haven't played or watched it yet despite seeing it talked about everywhere
DigitalSeahorse: jcyrusImposter jcyrusImposter jcyrusImposter
e_bloc: I've been watching so much among us I have dreams about it :[
RandomTrivia: Soon we'll find out whether Fall Guys or Among Us wins out as the successful new hotness
niccus: you get to repair things even if you die! it's relaxing.
RomanGoro: !sus Cori
Sarah_Serinde: There can be more than one successful game at a time...
Juliamon: Maybe people will stop begging for them to play Push the Button during Jackbox streams
corianderd: !sus RomanGoro
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Having seen a stream of Kate playing it . . . you ever played Resistance or Secret Hitler? It's kind of like that but in videogame form
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Yeah I know the basic premise by now, I just haven't seen any of it
SerGarretCameron: the UR game.
DigitalSeahorse: Calvin Ball?
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PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ah. Well, I can say you're in for an entertaining time! :)
actionjb: I like a Friday morning stream, its cozy
RandomTrivia: And then... HYPE!
Snowcookies: And then the Rustproof Bee Shed
ElementalAlchemist: Rustproof bee shed!
Sarah_Serinde: Good ol' Rustproof Bee Shed
RandomTrivia: Clap, clap, clap clap clap
DeM0nFiRe: I'd kinda rather have a beeproof rust shed tbh
ElementalAlchemist: "It starts at 3AM"
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
ElementalAlchemist: That would be a Desert Bus test though
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde (or hopefully so, I don't know what your game tastes are :p )
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 I have no idea whether it'll be my kind of game to play, but I'm sure I'll have fun watching this crew play it
LadyEarlGreyWarden: Cheer100 Thanks for an amazing roller coaster of laughs!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde A very fair answer! :D
Snowcookies: This one is a better Rustproof Bee Shed promo image
CaptainSpam: Rolls way too many wennnties.
PharaohBender27: Jacob plz
Phailhammer: M'lady, dark.
Sarah_Serinde: Patches is very unhappy but Marcel and Hauler are delighted by today
EldarLuin: Social distancing..!
Sarah_Serinde: Marcel got some really delicious fruit and Hauler made a new friend!
Phailhammer: cya :)
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
EldarLuin: Bai!
LadyEarlGreyWarden: lrrHEART
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: Bye!
jessieimproved: lrrHEART lrrHEART byeeeeee
RandomTrivia: Good night everyone! lrrHEART
beckett_brass: Good night all
GreayStone: night
Snowcookies: Night chat
Snowcookies: remember to Never Say Never Again
NotCainNorAbel: Good night LRR, Good night chat, Good Night Paul.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Goodnight Chat friends