NotCainNorAbel: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
MyrddintheWizard: !advice
LRRbot: Slide down the meatball stairs.
jessieimproved: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
jessieimproved: how y'all doing this fine evening
noSmokeFire: I am full of wontons and tequila sunrise, so excellent
noSmokeFire: and yourself?
codatski: !next
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jessieimproved: black beans and rice with andouille and a raspberry sour, so, same
noSmokeFire: wunderbar
noSmokeFire: andoullie in beans and rice is A++
jessieimproved: agreed
Fruan: !next
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historyman_admu: !next
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djalternative: hola chat
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lirazel64: um...
tmanfps21: hi pls
tmanfps21: p
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tmanfps21: ho here plays mtg
LordZarano: Ok, so this is not LRRMTG the show or LRRMTG the YouTube channel but this is LRR playing MTG?
LordZarano: Which will be on the LRRMTG YouTube channel?
deadeyedan5012: Hype. Love me some gladiator
tmanfps21: ehat?
ihlendrax: !sus
LordZarano: #checkpoint-jokes
tmanfps21: let's go
DiscordianTokkan: FNPF can be found on the LRRMTG Youtube afterwards, yes
NrgSpoon: lrrHERE
RandomTrivia: S O O N
call_me_Aras: Woo! Paper fight! Ready to see some paper cuts!1 I want blood!!!
LordZarano: @discordiantokkan but it isn't LRRMTG
tmanfps21: let goooooooooooooool
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lirazel64: tick tick tick tick
KaminaDuck: woooo!
SoldieroFortune: ooff, twitch volume higher than expected...
RandomTrivia: Wheeler! lrrHEART
gnome_friend: ?
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MegaDosX: Holy shit
sheer_falacy: that's pretty sus
TehAmelie: ohaio
wtrob: LUL
RandomTrivia: Did you have a good nap Wheeler?
elah806: WOW
MegaDosX: Wheeler starting off strong!
elah806: OUY
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
historyman_admu: that is soo sus wheeler
Murf13: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
itsr67: stream's over
itsr67: we peaked
deadeyedan5012: wow lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: mmmm. pork on rie
noSmokeFire: *rice
sheer_falacy: ooh you can really see the puppers in the chair
DeM0nFiRe: Hey that's a kitty cat!
sheer_falacy: and now a cat
arandomname000: Pork on rice? More like beef on rice
yakbop: cat
lirazel64: Kitty!
A_Dub888: KITTY
circusofkirkus: shrek?
bagfullofBEES: I love it when wheeler makes references I don't get
wtrob: nailed it
Juliamon: !cardkingdom
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LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> Lets GO! Friday Night Paper Fight is live and Wheeler, James, Adam and Serge are ready to jam some Gladiator. | ||
LittleFXRadio: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
deadeyedan5012: wheelerUro
Murf13: wheelerUro
Easilycrazyhat: doodoo, heh
DiscordianTokkan: benginUroPog
asthanius: Quartzwood baybeeeeee
oatway: oh howdy friends
Fruan: Have "LRR sent me, button please?" been concidered for a LRR button?
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss, Gruuldiator
RandomTrivia: @Fruan Several times, I believe
LittleFXRadio: What's is this Gladiator, Wheeler? Is it some kind of cheese?
Fruan: @RandomTrivia Yeah, that tracks.
gnome_friend: And SERGE
lirazel64: so cute.
BearPsychologist: Rufus Wainwright?
oatway: hell yeah large G
Radyin: Has the ban list doubled to two cards?
RandomTrivia: It has
LittleFXRadio: Real big and real old.
A_Dub888: T H I C C Dynamite
MegaDosX: Smolzilla
bl1ghtn1n6: !deck
TehAmelie: like a thicc laserbeam
oatway: ghalta has that cake
RandomTrivia: There's a lot of sky around Godzilla, even with the scale helicopters
DiscordianTokkan: Quartzwood is THICC
frozenphoenix7: So who all is competing in the Arena tonight?
FLAREdirector: thicc lizard
Xaunaught: Perfect time to join stream
MegaDosX: Godzilla skipped leg day?
Mattmitchell45: So Shin Godzilla?
wtrob: LUL
oatway: godzilla skips leg day?
sterlingsojourner: Did you get proprietary rights from me for using my old college nickname as your deck name Ben?
DiscordianTokkan: Godzilla is Doug
patbaer: Y'all playing some magic?
MegaDosX: Careful saying that Adam, Brock Lesnar would snap you in half :p
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5162: "Stop making out with Twitch chat." —Ben, to Adam [2018-07-11]
JaymicUnyielding: Hey folks! Excited to watch some Gladiator after playing it all day!
draco_301: shots fired
oatway: thicc dinos and thicc pipes
Dix: Sup everyone
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frozenphoenix7: Yeah, but Brock's too busy not caring about us plebs to want to spend the effort to snap us in half @megadosx
deadeyedan5012: This is stream is already madness
MegaDosX: Very true @frozenphoenix7
sheer_falacy: that's illegal
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Juliamon: Heyo Dix
frozenphoenix7: He could come snap Adam in half, or he could just save the effort and money and chill on his farm and drink beer.
RandomTrivia: Adam, you're looking at the wrong side of the cards
sheer_falacy: this hand has a few mana sources in it
MegaDosX: Wow, damned by faint prase
MegaDosX: praise*
FLAREdirector: beautiful
F1SHOR: needs more black
DiscordianTokkan: James "Perfectly Serviceable" Turner
RandomTrivia: That's why the decks look the same
Radyin: My goal as a Magic player is to be "perfectly servicable."
itsr67: waow
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call_me_Aras: I get cards just for the art sometimes!
BoBrinkman: best turn one play in blue
call_me_Aras: Don't even play them
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sheer_falacy: !card castle gare
LRRbot: Castle Garenbrig | Land | Castle Garenbrig enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
frozenphoenix7: I haven't either Adam, it's ok
MegaDosX: Tonight's the night Adam, I have faith in you
tehogwillie: wait, so james is undefeated and hasn't retired champion yet?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
TehAmelie: i like D
TehAmelie: (the letter)
Pyroxx___: hmmm
DiscordianTokkan: Time for WURM
thraximore: no need to clarify :)
sheer_falacy: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put all the vowels next to each other, it just seems more convenient
JaymicUnyielding: Needs more Hoof, IMO
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CavemanKellen: James can retire with a win from gladiator(friday nights call back)
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MegaDosX: Well that Jace is gonna die
DarkMorford: @sheer_falacy But then it wouldn't be in alphabetical order! Kappa
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rscorundum: hello
poggifers: Hello
oatway: best on the block syndrome
sheer_falacy: poor Jace, not even worth killing
azkovo: !decklist
gnome_friend: Ever just listen to Wheeler say stuff?
MegaDosX: Is Wheeler a Jigglypuff main?
itsr67: adam says this but his favorite player to play against in sfv is a melee player
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
F1SHOR: I'm sad I missed the event
Izandai: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
RandomTrivia: Sick burn there
wtrob: Wheeler sounding pretty sus right now
thraximore: Ben sus
thraximore: ha beat me to it
MegaDosX: James is gonna use that mono-blue wrath
gualdhar: James sus, must be ghosting
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oh yeah what is wheeler's melee main? he mentioned a gannon ditto in an old North 100
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:01.
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Izandai: lrrWOW
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wtrob: \ seabatTROG /
Dix: TrogChamp
CyberCypher: is Wheeler quiet for everyone else?
elkae: seabatTROG
ElektroTal: i took it that way!
philippekav: serge is pretty sus
CrookedPenguin: A little quiet yea
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sheer_falacy: oh sweet question beast gets to... not do anything to those planeswalkers
MegaDosX: James had to catch these hands
MegaDosX: Holy shit that hand
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no....
RandomTrivia: Ohh, this hand is everything I want to be doing
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DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
gnome_friend: !findquote moose
LRRbot: Quote #6630: "I would sacrifice it all for a moose." —James [2019-12-16]
possummtg: Who would win in a fight?! A kangaroo or a moose?!
rscorundum: that's a perfect quote
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Izandai: what
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
noSmokeFire: !card domri, anarch
LRRbot: Domri, Anarch of Bolas [1RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Domri [3] | Creatures you control get +1/+0. / [+1]: Add {R} or {G}. Creature spells you cast this turn can't be countered. / [−2]: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
DoctorCactus: brand new sentence
gnome_friend: ??
flatluigi: beautiful
gnome_friend: Wheeler just says things
ElektroTal: what
Murf13: wheelerRanch
thraximore: This is what I tune in for
RandomTrivia: Wheeler is so sleep-deprived he's looped all the way around to awake again
sterlingsojourner: I want to one day be as cool as Wheeler is online
MegaDosX: Well that's a card
wtrob: My queen!
Izandai: That's a good one.
DarkMorford: Wheeler opens his mouth and words just kinda fall out.
BoBrinkman: james is definitely singing my song here
ElektroTal: wheeler was podcasting with me until like midnight last night
MegaDosX: Take that! It's a 0/1 now!
DiscordianTokkan: Royal RIP
thraximore: Feelsbad
SkiaSymphonia: wouldn't be a FNPF without some Will Kenrith quotes
DiscordianTokkan: It's OK, Domri has some fun lines too
RandomTrivia: It's a shame we didn't get Will and Rowan on Zendikar: we could have had the Roil Scions...
RandomTrivia: lrrbEEJ
noSmokeFire: among the Gladiator format's strangest rules is the royal scions requirement
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
ElektroTal: hi adam!
Altoguy16499: everyone splashing for royal scions: The real definition of changing your fate if you could
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sterlingsojourner: Rowan! Help! I'm not in a deck!
ElektroTal: lolol
Fruan: It's a shame there's no Eldrazi left on Zendikar, or they could have printed Roil Scions
DiscordianTokkan: DAMN, Serge
lirazel64: Poggifers, send a message to our friends the Royal Scions, would you? Ask them to tea.
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flatluigi: moose time
rscorundum: ever?
asthanius: HEAD
F1SHOR: shivam doesnt actually get the choice wheeler just walks in turns on the recording :P
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Munchill: LUL
oatway: MOOSE!
circusofkirkus: MOOSE HEAD
call_me_Aras: What was that clipart
control_rig: Thud
JaymicUnyielding: RRR
DiscordianTokkan: h e a d
MegaDosX: I love that ETB effect, it's so dumb
poggifers: @lirazel64 Of course, I'm preparing a missive now
Murf13: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
KingXicor: clip that pls!
sterlingsojourner: Lorge Hed
Easilycrazyhat: jobdone.jpg
noSmokeFire: Morauth's animation is just :grimacing:
JaymicUnyielding: THIS IS MY FAAAAACE
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MrTulip: That’s the best animation in arena!
freshmaker__: yeah i hate the jpg 'animation' on him and omnath
hackingderps: the moose is loose
Dix: its sus
wtrob: It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood and you are a terrible moose
bartimus_thundercask: James is playing the only deck to beat me in the tourney today
KharadBanar: emergency meeting, james is sus
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gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
call_me_Aras: This feels like a bad matchup for James. Deckwise, and Wheeler wise
rscorundum: loki is 100% red or izzet
RandomTrivia: ADAM! We don't back up that far1
Save_vs_DM: Ah, more Gladiator
flatluigi: rip
Dix: oof
possummtg: Oh what
sheer_falacy: um
sterlingsojourner: Loki is Red Black, very self serving and chaotic
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, James. Oh James no.
theneatestburrito: NotLikeThis
ElektroTal: oh nooo
wtrob: NotLikeThis
ArcOfTheConclave: red glowing outline
DiscordianTokkan: katesRip
Easilycrazyhat: awkward...
RandomTrivia: Remember kids, Domir has other text
sendatou: live and learn
ElektroTal: james doesn't know that domri prevents counters?
ultrajelle: loki=tibalt
rscorundum: honestly I think he's mono red
noSmokeFire: "I bet you're wondering how I got here"
SquirrelLord1111: Domri also says all creatures spells cant be countered that turn on activation
sheer_falacy: menace one of the few mechanics it doesn't have
flatluigi: yeah, even if you don't spend the mana on that spell
itsr67: no card's a trample reach vigilance
Dmc3628: love it when blue mages run their counters after a Domri actication
AliceLovelin: !card Moraug
LRRbot: Moraug, Fury of Akoum [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [6/6] | Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.
noSmokeFire: !card domri, anarch
LRRbot: Domri, Anarch of Bolas [1RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Domri [3] | Creatures you control get +1/+0. / [+1]: Add {R} or {G}. Creature spells you cast this turn can't be countered. / [−2]: Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
ElektroTal: i don't mean that in accusation as much as 'whoops, he might not have seen that texy'
Easilycrazyhat: Who's hungry for some soup!
RandomTrivia: The text box on Gargaroth just... keeps going
BearPsychologist: Reminds me of those cards on Arena that have a scrollwheel
MegaDosX: Gargaroth is like Questing Beast's older brother
RepublicCommando : Yeah I just think James thought he used elves for it
sendatou: god
noSmokeFire: wheeler's deck is text.txt
call_me_Aras: Green's been getting a lot of big beater'srecently with "can't be countered" or cards like Domri and Rhythm of the Wilds so this feels kinda annoying
sendatou: wheeler's hand is full of gass
RepublicCommando : greens been getting some cards with more text than my attention span
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tehfewl: Woo woo
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Dmc3628: in standard the uncounterable clump is just now destiny spinner and cragplate behemoth
possummtg: *Wheeler is full of gas
thraximore: Deep in the tank
sheer_falacy: meat birds
deadeyedan5012: But illusion birds
Wormsbane: I'm liking ehat I'm seeing
JRandomHacker: Oh hey look it's more gladiator!
itsr67: hyep
JRandomHacker: I've been doing some of this!
MegaDosX: Uh oh
Loonatic93: Chicken. Nobody calls him "Chicken."
MegaDosX: !card moraug
LRRbot: Moraug, Fury of Akoum [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [6/6] | Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.
SquirrelLord1111: chicken i think it was
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: nobody calls me... on the phone!
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oh right it is chicken
DiscordianTokkan: This is why Godzilla is good in the deck.
Wormsbane: Leave that man alone
sterlingsojourner: Moose gets mad
willowsdaddie: lrrHERE
tehfewl: Have you seen a moose?
DemonicUrge: its a moositaur
1y1e: meeses in pieces T_T
sheer_falacy: minotaurs and dinosaurs are closely related
Robot_Bones: moosataur
tehfewl: that thing is obv a moose
Izandai: That's exactly backward, Serge.
sheer_falacy: it untaps at start of combat, not immediately
sheer_falacy: for some reason
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM You just talked about this in this morning's N100 episode
noSmokeFire: it won't untap for your regular combat step, so if you give yourself an extra combat step after your first main phase...
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dew_man03: Reading the card explains the card.
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lamina5432: I messed that up too
niccus: you can't cheese it as much as you think, but it's still very strong even without vigilants
call_me_Aras: Moraug is flippin nutz. He's going right into my Omnath Locus of Rage deck.
Izandai: It untaps during the extra combat. If you trigger during your first main phase, the extra combat will be your first combat, and your normal combat (during which your creatures don't untap) will be your second.
TehAmelie: it's a moonster
MegaDosX: Imagine if James just refused to pay
MegaDosX: Total power move
F1SHOR: james said good game thats kinda sus
asthanius: Welsh Perogies?
noSmokeFire: Wet Pastas
solemn_storm: well ass played
DiscordianTokkan: Whale Plaids
SkiaSymphonia: you're just helping James learn more letters of the alphabet.
TehAmelie: if you have any way to play extra lands at all. . .
volraths_bane: I got my first ever 7-0 draft on Arena today.
Morpheus523: Peas is the trap
Robot_Bones: poe-tay-toes
zackfayden808: I wanna see the terror and ghalta happen
freshmaker__: mind your p's & q's
RepublicCommando : @volraths_bane great job with n the 7-0!
Kairanie: @volraths_bane Congrats!
JokerBoney: Shared Summons for a creature that is also a land you coward
Wormsbane: Seemsless
sheer_falacy: I wonder if they'll add highlander as an option at some point
niccus: format should be BO3
Altoguy16499: The real BM: I hope you draw only lands
Goldinguy00: or lands that are also spells
bl1ghtn1n6: !deck
ChampBlankman: !deck
RandomTrivia: Good lord, that's disgusting and delightful in equal measure
bl1ghtn1n6: !decklists
Sampy104: ⛔️ lrrSPOOP
wtrob: Oh pog dude
volraths_bane: Thanks. Got a Sultai Double Back for More Ikoria deck with perfect fixing and cycling fatties
niccus: what numbers do you want to hit for this deck's neoform?
noSmokeFire: is Adam on Yarok.dek?
TehAmelie: Massacre Wurm says "hay guise what are you guuys dooing?
ethanwhale24: PogChamp PogChamp
poggifers resolves
secretbranch: poggliacci
MegaDosX: lmao shots fired
asthanius: Pog + Broccoli = wheelerClown
SquirrelLord1111: seabatTROG wheelerPog
solemn_storm: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
JRandomHacker: So how many people here have been playing and/or watching Gladiator all day today?
Elle_MNOP_: oh neat adam is playing my pod list
secretbranch: i got a ROCK
wtrob: Spooky ghosts
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, the ghosts are farting out!
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
bl1ghtn1n6: not all day but a while
MegaDosX: I ain't afraid of no ghosts
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Elle_MNOP_ iirc, Adam said this list 5-0'd. In which case nice job!
wtrob: They were those ghosts from the Lord of the Rings
NuCk3: Gladiator!
JRandomHacker: @Elle_MNOP_ - your list has gone _straight_ into my must-builds
possummtg: My skills are aged like a fine tofu
sendatou: flying man again?
sheer_falacy: he said he'd do nothing his turn, I think you need to call a judge
MegaDosX: !card vizier of many faces
LRRbot: Vizier of Many Faces [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter Cleric [0/0] | You may have Vizier of Many Faces enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except if Vizier of Many Faces was embalmed, the token has no mana cost, it's white, and it's a Zombie in addition to its other types. / Embalm {3}{U}{U}
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MegaDosX: That's a good draw right there
bl1ghtn1n6: yeah, this deck is gas
elah806: SPAGHETTI
wtrob: Love that homie
JaymicUnyielding: @Elle_MNOP_ Ah, congrats on the 5-0 today! Looks like I would up just behind you on tiebreaks. : )
RandomTrivia: It won't ETB again
Izandai: It doesn't change zones.
JRandomHacker: It does not change zones
itsr67: it stops existing
DiscordianTokkan: It doesn't ETB, it keeps counters, etc etc
possummtg: "It's just a phase, mum!"
sendatou: god Fazing is a such a mess
MegaDosX: Um, actually, I think you got it right Wheeler
niccus: um actually, there are no judges in chat. you are free
oatway: petition to rename phasing to "oublietting"
F1SHOR: you treat it asif the card was just off shot so chat couldnt see it
Izandai: You can. You shouldn't, but you can.
RandomTrivia: If you like, the judges in chat can "Um, actually..." you anyway
MegaDosX: Someone tell Serge you can mouse over graveyard or hand of either player to see how many are in each zone
Elle_MNOP_: thanks y'all I definitely wasn't expecting to do so well with this list
JRandomHacker: Judge Tower is just "Um Actually" the game
itsr67: 2 facedowns
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MegaDosX: Please
Applecrisp: are you a ghost? if you're a ghost you have to tell me
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itsr67: or one thraggy boy
sendatou: Adam rocking Yarock in Gladiator XD
catmoozi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:46.
Izandai: I dunno about have to, but there's not any reason not to that I can see.
sheer_falacy: do 2 to Teferi every turn and you can keep up with his lifegain
RandomTrivia: The other way to arrange those piles is to bait him with the face-down land. It's Adam, he loves to spin the wheel, right?
MegaDosX: !card sandbar crocodile
LRRbot: Sandbar Crocodile [4U] | Creature — Crocodile [6/5] | Phasing
frozenphoenix7: So uh, how many white cards stuck in Serge's hand <_<
Robot_Bones: the proper application of knowledge
possummtg: Sandbar croc is in my pauper EDH deck ,3
Seiburi_HS: by god, we liked it!
wtrob: I'm loving the energy of this stream
Fruan: The 'wh' in Taniwha is pronounced like an F
gnome_friend: ^
Applecrisp: back in the day (middle school) when a card had phasing we just said "nobody knows what that means" and we ignored it
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I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho Friends :D
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RandomTrivia: Look at the value play right there
itsr67: scree
MegaDosX: Oh that's frightening with the snake
RandomTrivia: YAASSSS! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
sheer_falacy: that was unpleasant
zackfayden808: pooooog
MegaDosX: Adam no!
RandomTrivia: Welp
itsr67: that's a big diff too that's a bummer
DiscordianTokkan: I'm seeing double! Four Krusties!
spiffinn: i do that all the time
DiscordianTokkan: PJSalt
MegaDosX: Uh oh
RandomTrivia: LUL
wtrob: Wow
kamelion84: lol
historyman_admu: oh wow shots fired
A_Dub888: Ben Wheeler: Confirmed Bully
FLAREdirector: what a bully
wtrob: James is rolling up with an honest fair character like Ryu and Wheeler just breaks out the G
Seiburi_HS: "well both of the kids threw hands, but one of them said the other was trash at mono-blue, so he's the one who's getting suspended"
Voldiren: !decklist
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I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer50000 bury these lads in BITS. I pass a bit of good fortune on to you.
Voldiren: !decklist
flatluigi: wow
TehAmelie: yikes
wtrob: holy moly
Juliamon: Bit bomb!
flatluigi: nice stuff clockwork
underhill33: Holy crap
secretbranch: nice bits clockwork!
FLAREdirector: holy crap
NightWingMistHawk: sergeHolyMoly
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART
flatluigi: just waiting for wheeler to notice
TwitchTVsFrank: $500 ?!?!
Cupstr: That’s a lot of bits
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: Damn
LoadingReadyRun: @I_Am_Clockwork WOAH! Thank you!! lrrGRAHAM
RandomTrivia: Absolute poggers there
MegaDosX: You donated /how many/ bits?!?
bl1ghtn1n6: he noticed
FLAREdirector: wow
Goldinguy00: Huzzah!
wtrob: Could Adam potentially just get Craterhoof and win?
A_Dub888: !card viven, monsters
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
itsr67: there's a fauna shaman line here
frozenphoenix7: This would be a nice board to Massacre
KharadBanar: that is fifty kilobits
A_Dub888: !card vivien, monster
LRRbot: Vivien, Monsters' Advocate [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien [3] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library. / [+1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. Put your choice of a vigilance counter, a reach counter, or a trample counter on it. / [−2]: When you cast your next creature spell this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser converted mana cost, put it onto the bat…
MegaDosX: Hoof might do it
gnome_friend: Thorn Mammoth?
Ryavis: yarok has lifelink though
sendatou: agent that board
MegaDosX: The lifelink from Yarok with a Hoof activation might save him
KharadBanar: agent is poggers here
historyman_admu: yeah hoof with yarok is probably best
frozenphoenix7: !card Yarok, the
LRRbot: Yarok, the Desecrated [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Horror [3/5] | Deathtouch, lifelink / If a permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Triggers twice!
wtrob: seabatBRAIN
sendatou: hoof
sendatou: yeah hoof is gonna go ham
sendatou: is serge dead
RandomTrivia: When is it ever wrong to Hoof?
wtrob: VROOM
FLAREdirector: if it's wrong i wouldn't want to be right
monakai: Fruit fruit!
secretbranch: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A_Dub888: That's a beating
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: I feel like hoof is rarely the wrong play xD
MegaDosX: Choo choo!
captainmarkov: Hoof there it is!!!
Ryenji: LUL
RandomTrivia: CHOO CHOO!
itsr67: classic gladiator Hoof death
Altoguy16499: I love hoof so much
circusofkirkus: lol
wtrob: \ seabatTROG /
MegaDosX: Hoof and Yarok is terrifying!
HatsWearCats: *tanks for 5 minutes* Oh wait lol ded
tergonis: choo choo has been declared
tehfewl: Classic Hoof
sheer_falacy: ow
bl1ghtn1n6: effin Hoof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: holy cow, i got here just in time, hi LRR hi chat
DiscordianTokkan: Hooof Hooooooof
veelofar: Vrooma zoom zoom
rangerboy87: Dannnnnnnnnnnmmmmm
Altoguy16499: HOOF there it is
wtrob: He's on the board!
I_Am_Clockwork: Lets GO, Adam! \/ seabatBRAIN
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AllRandomSocks: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Cause he was out standing in his field.
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tergonis: we really are
historyman_admu: and that's why Hoof is sooo expensive
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
sendatou: yeah dont listen to us
FLAREdirector: can confirm
Paranundrox: reading chat was your first mistake
chillmill1: It is the truth, we are idiots
itsr67: LUL
wtrob: WOW
FLAREdirector: never never ever listen to chat
RandomTrivia: You're playing a super complicated toolbox deck, take all the time you need lrrADAM lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Don't listen to chat Adam! You do you
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Murf13: lol James
monakai: How dare you provide quality content? I'm outraged!
I_Am_Clockwork: no bully Adam
Paranundrox: not Goblin Gaming correctly was your second mistake
Altoguy16499: to be fair, I've spent way too long, almost timed out, and found that I won with a single landfall trigger while doing a ton of math
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pod deck lines are the worst to compute in real time. I do not pity you Adam.
rangerboy87: oh come on we gave great advice
secretbranch: yorrik
rangerboy87: !advice
LRRbot: A microwave is a special kind of invisible fire.
itsr67: yorrick, league champ
JRandomHacker: A fellow of infinite jest
MegaDosX: Alas, poor Yarok, I knew him well
serramarkov: I knew him!
RandomTrivia: Alas, poor Yarok...
sirspate: think i figured out the problem; you guys need to stop playing lands..
possummtg: hiding behind ya rock
KharadBanar: Alas, poor Yarok
kirbytronic: You're very good Adam. As someone who plays this deck, I'm not sure I'm doing it correctly if I'm not spending 30 minutes looking at every card
sendatou: never punish
RandomTrivia: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Alas, poor Y- Ah! @RandomTrivia beat me!
secretbranch: yarpog
BearPsychologist: @RandomTrivia I popped out of full screen to write that and it was the first message I saw
sheer_falacy: a fellow of twice as much jest as that other guy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: alas poor Yarok, I knew he doubled etb effects
I_Am_Clockwork: I like, knew him horatio
RandomTrivia: MegaDosX beat me though
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
secretbranch: !decklists
deyja429: F for Yorik, I knew him well.
thraximore: Ben just can't let that go lmao
possummtg: Are you HOOFHEARTED?
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DoctorHutch: lrrBEEJ Hoofmath
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sheer_falacy: !card cyberclaw
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
wtrob: The same Faerie Vandal
MegaDosX: !card gyruda
LRRbot: Gyruda, Doom of Depths [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken [6/6] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even converted mana costs. / When Gyruda enters the battlefield, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even converted mana cost from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
itsr67: take that second to imagine if hoof had haste
sheer_falacy: surprised the alternative names aren't in there
sendatou: how many games have we seen fairy vendal?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Especially with yarok in play, the lines are insane.
eshplode: Your first mistake was assuming that Twitch chat can count
niccus: the roses also smell like hoof
thraximore: I know you won't :D
TwitchTVsFrank: but wheeler math is for blockers
I_Am_Clockwork: I need to get back into gladiator
Izandai: Blatant lies, Wheeler.
Izandai: slytqLol
Paranundrox: it's just a social experiment bro
RandomTrivia: What is this? A goof? On LRR? What do you think this is?!
MegaDosX: Serge why
FLAREdirector: tbh quite disappointed that ZNR didn't include any references to Yarok whatsoever
sheer_falacy: it's easier to love someone when they're in your hands!
I_Am_Clockwork: I burned out on magic for a bit with Ikorea, but now... I wonder if my Rainbow Lich deck works
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You get to see the sick animation again!
secretbranch: somebody pass that yarok a helm of the host
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InquisitorGaia: hurray i have a job again and can afford this
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niccus: neoform -> copy feels like it would bring up something silly, but i dont know what's in the deck
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JRandomHacker: @Elle_MNOP_ - how did your brain survive playing 5 rounds with this list?
Paranundrox: yeah Archon is a beating
Elle_MNOP_: @JRandomHacker I went and layed down for like an hour after the tournament
RandomTrivia: Cavalier of Night, maybe?
elah806: Not even, like, Final Death?
thraximore: you can't
thraximore: MUCH better
InquisitorGaia: no green tho
thraximore: no the isle can get it
bl1ghtn1n6: I believe I've seen some Sea Gate Stormcaller-Neoform shenanigans
sendatou: I would have snap kept that first hand but Im greedy Kappa
bl1ghtn1n6: but I don't remember how you do that
KharadBanar: @elah806 wheeler was talking about 5drop creatures (for neoform)
odocoelus: Roaming Ghostlight is only fiver I know offhand that does remove stuff.
RandomTrivia: Suddenly a 2 mana Pod that's also a 7/7
thraximore: you couldn't have anyway
call_me_Aras: Artisanal Fiend
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Seiburi_HS: fiend artisan is the reason I can't play mono-black in brawl, I'm so spoiled now that color identity has ruined black for me in that format XD
Seiburi_HS: @call_me_Aras now I need an alt-art of fiend with a monacle
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niccus: atris is such a good card
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
thraximore: dude
gnome_friend: dune
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, delicious
DiscordianTokkan: Put Shriekmaw in GAS you cowards!
RandomTrivia: Stifle Bird is delightful
call_me_Aras: @Seiburi_HS Yes. Delightful
RandomTrivia: Oh look, another freight train!
MegaDosX: That's the sound of desperation
niccus: at least it's not uncounterable!
elah806: Hi - uh - um - well - awkward
RandomTrivia: Beep beep!
wtrob: Vroom!
DiscordianTokkan: GO my ceberus ferret son!
Murf13: Yup, its good
asthanius: James, that actually works
asthanius: It's not legendary when it happens
wtrob: Poor Serge...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Spark Double is one of the few copies that makes it work
MegaDosX: lmao
secretbranch: the DOUBLER
RandomTrivia: Oh no!
sheer_falacy: you could have 3 mirror mages!
RandomTrivia: BEEP BEEP!
A_Dub888: Choo Choo
secretbranch: a 5/5 no less
niccus: didn't keep that absorb, huh? that's rough
DiscordianTokkan: Choo choooooo
sendatou: VROOOOOM
A_Dub888: !decks
CammyC22: That's like, 6 heads
elah806: Double the quest, double the power!
MegaDosX: !card aven mindcensor
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
the777s: 6 angry heads that tell you what to do
asthanius: WeirdChamp
Seiburi_HS: the answer was "This is probably an L bruh"
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG
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MegaDosX: Hateful!
MegaDosX: Go Adam!
itsr67: get taht W
wtrob: \ seabatPjorg /
evan_333333: !card that is green and has way too much text
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DiscordianTokkan: Adam goes into the next LRR meeting asking about Alphabets now...
zackfayden808: beep beep
sheer_falacy: found too many cards by that name
the777s: Chat, Help. Should I continue watching or go to my LGS and pick up Land's Wrath?
chillmill1: oh you're looking for !green takklemaggot
Goldinguy00: go to lgs, then watch vod
evan_333333: @the777s have the LGS come to you
DiscordianTokkan: @the777s VODs exist, no idea if Land's Wrath will still be available tomorrow or a few days
the777s: I wonder if Taco Bell can deliver Land's Wrath. lol
poggifers ouch my back
RandomTrivia: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
niccus: oh no
InquisitorGaia: a can... of water
the777s: oh, they're gone. that makes this choice easier.
mattydubs75: what is Land's Wrath?
RandomTrivia: It's the Naya commander precon for ZNR
mattydubs75: Thanks!
the777s: ZR commander deck. lots of landfall reprints
RandomTrivia: !card Obuun
LRRbot: Obuun, Mul Daya Ancestor [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is Obuun's power. It's still a land.
the777s: rats, LGS is closed. :(
mattydubs75: I should take apart my last edh deck and just pick up a couple pre cons
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Lick the phasmid!
draco_301: my Walmart has a butload of last year's precons
mattydubs75: Everytime I get a few beers in me I contemplate just selling all my physical cards.
the777s: I thought Obuun had more text
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gnome_friend: !findquote train
LRRbot: Quote #5755: "Let's woo some trains!" —Beej [2019-01-23]
secretbranch: just win more
secretbranch: it's that easy
SoldieroFortune: trains aren't supposed to smash, Wheeler. If they do, something's wrong...
gnome_friend: They are blueberries
gnome_friend: Put them on the train
SoldieroFortune: Ringo Starr?
aiamethyst: Also George Carlin
secretbranch: Tom Hanks is the conductor on the Polar Express
Applecrisp: george carlin
veelofar: Topemhat?
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Coolhand2: Choo choo!
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Elle_MNOP_: thanks I'm glad you like it adam!
gnome_friend: Hi @wildfirebird123
secretbranch: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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flatluigi: are we done or is this just catching up with subs during break
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART
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freshmaker__: that's like.. every bit
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zackfayden808: @jokerboney spreading that sub love every where. real hero!
the777s: Underhill, that sounds made up
circusofkirkus: god i love these 4
thraximore: That was a solid eeeeeeeetsBEN
eeeeetsben_1wk: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
the777s: good guy JokerBoney
historyman_admu: we got the SNORT
RandomTrivia: Welp, there goes Adam lrrHEART
flatluigi: got all the laughs goin
DiscordianTokkan: THERE it is
eeeeetsben_1wk: Thank you Ben!
Juliamon: The lack of face cams for everyone, oh it hurts
fatherllymic: "Blue mirror" draws all white
niccus: snap keep
aBoredBarista: seabatYIKES
the777s: I like it. make a Vampire Octopus
zackfayden808: no 2nd island
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Tingeltangelibach: That Adam laugh tho, I love it
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the777s: mutate vampire pls
the777s: or not, whatever
thraximore: that was SICK
the777s: yay, cool. don't listen to me
the777s: No, I was afraid they would block and kill it.
the777s: oh well
evan_333333: how is it hard to not be perfect when the deck is CMC three and less
BearPsychologist: they have 0 arms
freshmaker__: oh dear
DiscordianTokkan: NEIL'S DEAD?
monakai: RIP Neil.
the777s: too smart, don't live very long
RandomTrivia: Oh, we're getting some of James' backstory
Juliamon: Oh god, it had HANDS?
Tiber727: I don't trust anything without a skeleton.
wtrob: LUL
the777s: does an octopus have 4 arms and 4 legs?
the777s: 1 arm and 7 legs?
spiffinn: no, 8 arms
DeM0nFiRe: An octopus actually has 8 pinky fingers
RomanGoro: No, an octopus has 8 hands and 8 legs
the777s: 8 legs?
secretbranch: i see your fish
RomanGoro: Well, arms, not hands
schwimmschik: rip
Robot_Bones: or Interrupt speed, as was the style at the time
monakai: Dad killer now in the dungeon.
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CooL_SpoT085: Holy snap! 15 Months of loving LRR! :D
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niccus: grats on tapping your dad's killer
secretbranch: a podcast told me that's a good land
the777s: I sense Spirit tribal shinanagans from OP
chaotic_good_ferret: I'm drunk rn and I just told the girl I like how I feel, on a scale on 1-10 how dumb am I?
DiscordianTokkan: It me!
schwimmschik: 8
secretbranch: f
RomanGoro: James listened to N100 only to be able to do digs on Serge like that
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
Applecrisp: "Card's okay, powerful, but it was rude to the waiter and it wanted to split the bill"
NotCainNorAbel: how drunk?
supreemephantom: @JokerBoney thanks for the sub!
parabex: @chaotic_good_ferret I think we should just be friends. I don't want to ruin what we have :)
RandomTrivia: @chaotic_good_ferret Be honest with your feelings. If they're reciprocated then thank the drunkness later. If not, you know not to pursue.
wtrob: Abort, abort!
DiscordianTokkan: Encounter Beej
flatluigi: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: The mindgames!
FLAREdirector: SUCH a bully
DiscordianTokkan: The curse!
niccus: you know what will soothe after these burns? ice cream
nilverned: why is impassioned orator in this deck?
the777s: ghost tribal
DiscordianTokkan: *likes the tweet*
wtrob: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW LUL
monakai: Brutal
ArcOfTheConclave: 10/10
eshplode: LUL
secretbranch: w00
FLAREdirector: retire as champion
coachNelly: Let’s go James!
BearPsychologist: We all know James favorite letter is, but did you know that his second favorite letter is also 'W'
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fatherllymic: Man, that anti fun
bl1ghtn1n6: @coachNelly *attempts to wave over the Internet*
RandomTrivia: Hi Nelly!
secretbranch: and nelson's never been sarcastic
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
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zackfayden808: wow
nicosiam01: Hi Nelly!
coachNelly: Thats right
coachNelly: Pteramander says trans rights!
Pywodwagon: Adams mom is going to read the comments on the VOD and frantically call James Mom
zackfayden808: boot strap bill turner
xantos69: Adam. That was solid gold. Well Done.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: PrideLion
asthanius: "That's where you're wrong, Poseidon!"
coachNelly: Seriously though let’s go James!
itsr67: what a rich lore
wtrob: That's where you're wrong Poseidon! My deck has no pathetic cards!
secretbranch: Bootstrap's Bootstraps!
itsr67: peak gladiator
DiscordianTokkan: oh my GOD
eshplode: But who's the beatdown?
RandomTrivia: 2 1/1 fliers and 2 land-stuck players LUL
coachNelly: Booo
DiscordianTokkan: A THIRD land? Extravagance!
ptay313: gah, i was so busy watching LRR videos on Youtube, I forgot it was the FNPF!
FLAREdirector: what a mood, ptay
RandomTrivia: Yeah! Get'em Terry!
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Super_Sophomoric: Cheers to 7 glorious months! Keep being awesome!
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coachNelly: Lol daggers
itsr67: what a big bird
Robot_Bones: only cheaters have birds
the777s: Yaling makes air elemental birds
itsr67: that was a spell pierce there
itsr67: and a good one
Robot_Bones: Spiked!
MRForceOFWill: sergeOffByOne
asthanius: Holy Pog, dude
RandomTrivia: We like, we like to party...
secretbranch: pjorg
Pywodwagon: James has unlocked his true gamer mode
FLAREdirector: ain't no party like a tazri party cuz a tazri party =has four people attending=
the777s: how many lands are in that deck?
the777s: 2?
wtrob: Rogues, in this economy?
NUTSOFODEN: now serge can play a spell
monakai: Peak. Gaming.
coachNelly: F
Robot_Bones: well his curve stops at 4 so he has 5 lands to be safe
itsr67: you can decline
RandomTrivia: Oofa, and I can't stress this enough, Doofa
draco_301: Nelly gave James too much power
coachNelly: Underestimated how much Go I could let’s
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: It's fine, it's James, his hand will be all lands
zackfayden808: to much power nelly
RandomTrivia: Or not...
the777s: Jace and friends
secretbranch: volume was turned up specifically for the royal scions, but no one played them :(
draco_301: classic Nelly
RandomTrivia: Jace spiderman pointing
DiscordianTokkan: It's be great if the illusion had a trilby and a goatee, so you KNEW it was the impostor
JokerBoney: I wished they actually used the Token Art they made for it
niccus: against james? you can't do that
MrTulip: how about a double white spell instread?
itsr67: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
wtrob: LUL
RandomTrivia: Game validated
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
FLAREdirector: outstanding
thraximore: casual flex
wtrob: Wow Ben, you didn't even drink the smoothie?
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secretbranch: !!!!!!
the777s: not killing his Ghost?
niccus: in him?
the777s: oh, nvm
Easilycrazyhat: bury the your BACK
flatluigi: rip
Ballistic_Meatball: F
DiscordianTokkan: JAMES. You had your dad's murderer in your deck this entire TIME?!
RandomTrivia: Solidly O O F
BearPsychologist: He does have a Legions Landing
BearPsychologist: which is a land and then some
MegaDosX: He has no white unfortunately Bear
BearPsychologist: Yes, but look on the brightside
the777s: Octo-ghost
RandomTrivia: He has to scry first though
wtrob: LUL
RandomTrivia: Is that Kermit Sagan?
frogomb: Ecto-Octo
Robot_Bones: thanks for Kermit Sagan
FLAREdirector: octoplasm
ravenlord_xix: Holy crap, what a great Segan bit
thraximore: magic as old Dicky G intended
nicosiam01: That's magic! *sounds of someone falling down the stairs*
flatluigi: hear that wheeler? you're safe
the777s: did the Octo-ghost have 2 arms and 8 legs?
thraximore: I warned you bro! It keeps happening!
the777s: LLR, no paper edh tonight?
Robot_Bones: good luck have snacks
draco_301: ROWAN
itsr67: thriving lands are such a gift to gladiator
NUTSOFODEN: BuildGates are a weird one
lirazel64: Cheer500 Always nice to see the boys on Friday night.
the777s: chat, were there any cool Guild Gate synergies?
gnome_friend: !card gatebreaker ram
LRRbot: Gatebreaker Ram [2G] | Creature — Sheep [2/2] | Gatebreaker Ram gets +1/+1 for each Gate you control. / As long as you control two or more Gates, Gatebreaker Ram has vigilance and trample.
Robot_Bones: its the place where you will hear the most Royal Scions voice lines
flatluigi: !card maze's end
LRRbot: Maze's End | Land | Maze's End enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Return Maze's End to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.
thraximore: froze
itsr67: w e l p
MegaDosX: Did Wheeler's game freeze?
TwitchTVsFrank: frozen
thraximore: uh oh
Ryavis: uh
flatluigi: i've never seen this before
freshmaker__: umm
everydayadeck: now it's frozen
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's frozen
FLAREdirector: error
Ballistic_Meatball: neat
itsr67: this is weird
F1SHOR: yea we really are missing nissa
Murf13: not seing game play
Ballistic_Meatball: only arena though
baskwalla: The Arena feed is frozen, yeah
the777s: was gate colossus cool?
thraximore: BEN HELP
Ryavis: his cursor is still moving, but the vide is frozen?
monakai: Is froze.
FLAREdirector: ben himself is still moving
spartan029joshua: wheelerUro wheelerUro wheelerUro
itsr67: mtga is frozen
MRForceOFWill: Cheer500
flatluigi: apparently wheeler can see everything still
FLAREdirector: interesting
F1SHOR: arena is frozen not ben lol
RandomTrivia: Did Discord steal the stream from Twitch?
coriolis_storm: Nissa Who Freezes the Game
asthanius: V O I D
Murf13: black now
everydayadeck: right after Serge asked Ben to switch it froze
theovenbird: blak
secretbranch: now it's a black screen
JokerBoney: Ben who's stream is frozen
Ballistic_Meatball: ben is animated, and we hear arena, but cannot see it progress
underhill33: Now it's black
MegaDosX: V O I D
frogomb: Do you want to build a snowman
flatluigi: gone baby gone
thraximore: !card darkness
LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Murf13: we can see Ben
Ballistic_Meatball: hello darkness my old friend
the777s: have you tried to turn it off and on?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: All we see is darkness
NUTSOFODEN: like all good streams, gotta restart arena
evan_333333: Ben just play mental magic
secretbranch: a r e n a
draco_301: it's probably discord ya
JokerBoney: look at the Swamp suspended
F1SHOR: obs is just over nissa too
the777s: Teferi's Arena Protection
gnome_friend: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #2232: "In my dream void... so my ass." —Alex [2016-04-01]
MegaDosX: It's working!
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Hide behind the penguin.
DiscordianTokkan: Like always
RandomTrivia: Welcome to the Phantom Zone
dooppatrol: V O I D
v_nome: Stare into the void? But it's not Tuesday.
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arbenilb: SUB BABY?!
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flatluigi: that's what we always do
AveryAlways: that arena memory leaks gonna be thicc after 12 hours
frozenphoenix7: Is that a euphemism Ben?
evan_333333: !quote
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the777s: Arena is in the Shadow Realm
DiscordianTokkan: Thar we goooooo
the777s: yay, it's back
Murf13: Looks good now
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F1SHOR: we left when adam was playing his second land this has changed
nicosiam01: Yay! Thank you Wheeler : )
fexworldwide: As of we weren't staring into the void already
asthanius: Oof AND doof
DiscordianTokkan: "I've returned to the match, DESPITE your directions"
glyndev: to shreds you say
secretbranch: 420 lmao
the777s: GG
secretbranch: gg
draco_301: gotta love nissa
frogomb: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
MegaDosX: Such a fair magic card
MegaDosX: Wait did Wheeler just say they're gonna ban Nissa?
wtrob: Pog
the777s: Nissa is still in standard?
MRForceOFWill: wait what
BearPsychologist: Gladiator
AllTheWeasels: ez keep
DiscordianTokkan: @the777s Nope, rotated out. This is Gladiator
Ballistic_Meatball: do it
the777s: Is Gladiator an Arena format? Haven't played it lately
DiscordianTokkan: @the777s It's essentially 100 card Historic Singleton
MegaDosX: Gladiator is a technically unofficial Arena only format
bl1ghtn1n6: god, I love Valakut Exploration
Cupstr: As someone who plays a lot of ramp, ban nissa
bl1ghtn1n6: I just got to Scapeshift kill with it
spartan029joshua: wheelerUro wheelerUro wheelerUro
MegaDosX: That is, as DiscordianTokkan said, 100 card Historic Singleton with its own banlist, that at the moment (I believe) is Field and Oko
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerUro
gnome_friend: Valakut Exploration and Felidar Retreat are my favorite cards from ZNR
bl1ghtn1n6: it is just Field and Oko
RandomTrivia: Valakut Exploration doesn't give you extra land drops
MRForceOFWill: serge is regigigas
RandomTrivia: You don't just get to churn through your deck
asthanius: It's not about size, Serge. It's how you use it.
the777s: what does give extra land drops in ZR?
bl1ghtn1n6: @RandomTrivia sure, but the decks you play it in do just get to churn through your deck
F1SHOR: its not about the size of the mana dork its how you use it
voslan: The ENTS would like to disagree.
AllTheWeasels: Food Chain is as follows: Pirates > Druids > Plants
the777s: Mana Cantrip Dork
RandomTrivia: Oh, of course. Between Azusa and the Dryad you can play so many lands
bl1ghtn1n6: I don't think there's anything in ZNR but we have Azusa, Dryad and Orace
FLAREdirector: Scale the Heights and Nahiri's Lithoform are the only ZNR cards
MegaDosX: Oh man, Terror into Ghalta is frightening
greatwahooney: What is this, a dork waving contest?
draco_301: bolt the bird abduct the druid
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, free draw
RandomTrivia: Wheeler just dragon his feet on this joke
asthanius: There's at least four words on that card
MegaDosX: Terror of the Peaks is such a good card
the777s: @DiscordianTokkan 100 card decks?
itsr67: wild mongrel
itsr67: gimme that
dweebert91: Spiritmonger was my shit
MegaDosX: Whiffed!
wtrob: My boy!
DiscordianTokkan: @the777s Yep!
fatherllymic: Wheeler's screen right over the text boxes
MegaDosX: He bricked it
FLAREdirector: yowch
asthanius: He hit Hydroid Krasis Kappa
RandomTrivia: At least you get an-awwwww
MegaDosX: Well.
the777s: not even the Sad Robot?
wtrob: It's okay, he's just stocking his graveyard for Uro
MegaDosX: Wheeler has options here
RandomTrivia: Only from among the milled cards the777s
itsr67: can only revive what you mill
monakai: I forsee a gross turn coming.
RandomTrivia: Oh my god
MegaDosX: I like Ghalta here
MegaDosX: But that's me
cosarprime: oh god. Rhonas into galta. Here, take 17.
asthanius: Moraug is also fun here
MegaDosX: Moraug is very strong
DiscordianTokkan: Time for m o o s e
MegaDosX: But Ghalta could also just hit face next turn to be fair
frogomb: Y?
thraximore: the JPG
the777s: only take milled cards? I thought that Gyrouda was cooler
JokerBoney: the Bringer just kills here
NUTSOFODEN: Wait. Any target?
NUTSOFODEN: i thought terror said creature
MegaDosX: Yeah, any target
historyman_admu: why not face?
MegaDosX: That's why the Terror is so good
JokerBoney: like Bringer is lethal I'm p sure
itsr67: any target
asthanius: @historyman_admu He doesn't need to
itsr67: all of your creatures get a free fling
thraximore: Moraug's thing is literally just his face
itsr67: and they STAY
thraximore: no animation, nothing
RomanGoro: Ben likes to play with his food
the777s: Ghalta super discounted now
JokerBoney: because you play land play bringer then you play Ghalta for 2 green
LastResistance: Glorybringer into Ghalta all upstairs is lethal I think
JokerBoney: 12 to face 4 to face 9 to face
itsr67: glorybringer was lethal
Ryavis: accidentally started to say "glorybringer"
frogomb: You had lethal
RandomTrivia: Ghalta would cost 3 in that case
F1SHOR: usual
RandomTrivia: We were either 1 mana or 1 damage off
itsr67: we're always wrong
draco_301: glory bringer wouldn't have been 2
JokerBoney: oh right my bad wheeler
itsr67: bold of you to assume we're correct
MRForceOFWill: chat was sergeOffByOne
DiscordianTokkan: Chat's never right
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
niccus: one day! one day we'll be right!
AllTheWeasels: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MegaDosX: Middle one denies him Terror
KWardJenx: Next time Gadget! Next time!
TheTunnelingCat: hello fellow gamers, how do you do
JokerBoney: I did and my mind went "4 plus 5 makes 12 just 10 instead
itsr67: yeah who knew UB could get a fiend hunter effect
the777s: Hostage Taker exile
the777s: exiles
the777s: for a while
call_me_Aras: This is gros Wheeler, youre deck is gross
JokerBoney: everything is fine
nicosiam01: 1+2+1+1 or 1+2+2+1?
draco_301: henge into rhonas
voslan: I like How that's a Part- 1
voslan: Chat KNOWS Ben will be Pure sass again and SOON
DiscordianTokkan: There we GO
draco_301: ghalta ya baby
TheTunnelingCat: almost screwed by the autotapper
asthanius: B I G
gnome_friend: !findquote big
LRRbot: Quote #2439: "Underwear is too big." —Cori [2016-05-03]
flatluigi: !card rhonas the ind
LRRbot: Rhonas the Indomitable [2G] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | Deathtouch, indestructible / Rhonas the Indomitable can't attack or block unless you control another creature with power 4 or greater. / {2}{G}: Another target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
thraximore: !card valakut exploration
LRRbot: Valakut Exploration [2R] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are cards exiled with Valakut Exploration, put them into their owner's graveyard, then Valakut Exploration deals that much damage to each opponent.
MegaDosX: Wheeler's had some complicated turns here
bl1ghtn1n6: Note: Vizier could copy the Ghalta, which could lead to shenanigans
flatluigi: oh no adam's untapping with fauna shaman
itsr67: adam is 1 off from a hoof win iirc
evan_333333: does adam have hoof in deck
bl1ghtn1n6: he has the mana
bl1ghtn1n6: just needs the creature in hand
MegaDosX: Adam may also not have a creature in hand
julzorkj245: singleton?
DiscordianTokkan: This is Singleton, yes
MegaDosX: @julzorkj245 Yeah this is 100 card historic singleton
draco_301: gladiator yes
the777s: almost EDH, lol
Juliamon: !gladiator
LRRbot: Gladiator is a one-hundred card singleton format, designed with MTG Arena in mind. Everything on Arena is legal, except Oko and Field of the Dead. Click here for more information:
itsr67: well adam still has to attack
itsr67: and rhonas can block
spiffinn: not at all edh
MegaDosX: EDH sans commanders, commander damage, and most of the cardpool
draco_301: @megadosx it's not historic bc of the banned list
spiffinn: and 40 life
MegaDosX: @draco_301 The banlist is two cards right now, so singleton is simpler to say, but yes, you're correct
niccus: what headphones are they?
bl1ghtn1n6: technically not, but "Historic highlander" is an easier explanation
gualdhar: brand/model of the headphones?
wtrob: Thanks Uro!
MegaDosX: Historic is simpler, rather
PatFromIT: wheelerUro
Murf13: wheelerUro
DiscordianTokkan: benginUroPog
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerUro
Wormsbane: My boys
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerUro
spartan029joshua: wheelerUro
asthanius: Is that lethal?
asthanius: I think it is
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks James!
MegaDosX: No lethal yet, none of his cards have haste
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
RandomTrivia: Gladiator, in its simplest explanation is "Every card available on Arena, except Oko and Field because they're busted"
asthanius: @MegaDosX He can give Rhonas flying
itsr67: and rhonas can't attack if he's the only card
draco_301: BIRDS
gnome_friend: !findquote birds
LRRbot: Quote #2438: "Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
bengatheringthemagic: Arena is secretly a bird
julzorkj245: wheres the commanders?
MegaDosX: But he's short mana to pump it as well
itsr67: no commanders in the format
asthanius: It gives Flying
the777s: they're phoenixes. recyclable birds
itsr67: just singleton
MegaDosX: So it's still not lethal
itsr67: !gladiator
LRRbot: Gladiator is a one-hundred card singleton format, designed with MTG Arena in mind. Everything on Arena is legal, except Oko and Field of the Dead. Click here for more information:
asthanius: Oh right he gained life
asthanius: Thighs!
asthanius: No!
MegaDosX: lmao
draco_301: no commanders, companions, or sideboards
chillmill1: silly players, you can't play these cards in 100 highlander Pauper
DiscordianTokkan: Those thighs have saved me SO many times, but she showed up too late to eat Uro
gnome_friend: Klothys is a character, not just thighs?
wtrob: Holy moly that's a seabatBRAIN line
itsr67: can vizier copy anything?
MegaDosX: !card vizier of many faces
LRRbot: Vizier of Many Faces [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter Cleric [0/0] | You may have Vizier of Many Faces enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except if Vizier of Many Faces was embalmed, the token has no mana cost, it's white, and it's a Zombie in addition to its other types. / Embalm {3}{U}{U}
itsr67: or just your creatures
everydayadeck: yeah vizier is a clone clone
DiscordianTokkan: Didn't the Vizier already get embalmed?
MegaDosX: Any creature on the board
the777s: vizier is exiled, right?
itsr67: oh you're right
MegaDosX: Vizier is the Golem clone
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DiscordianTokkan that was the turn after the play
MegaDosX: I'm kinda sad we didn't get to see Terror smash face for 12 with a Ghalta entering the battlefield, but oh well
DiscordianTokkan: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat 👍🏻
RandomTrivia: Start by activating Fauna Shaman and looking at your library
RandomTrivia: Look through and see if anything jumps out at you
the777s: Math is for blockers. Hoof and attack all
PaperDoopliss: We know what jumps out as us, we're just trying to decide if it works
RandomTrivia: Toughness, Judge
MegaDosX: 13 plus 4 Serge :p
circusofkirkus: sergeOffByOne
nicosiam01: sergeOffByOne
RandomTrivia: Silly Serge, there's no Zilortha in play...
niccus: april fools day?
MegaDosX: Also imagine if Wheeler had a one mana fog in hand here
gnome_friend: !findquote hoof
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HesGotNoPants: @megadosx so fog
DiscordianTokkan: Omnath of the Victoria Hoofmaths
kirbytronic: Each player starts the game with pacified Godzilla and an indestructible high alert in play
wtrob: Cronch
spartan029joshua: I got to Malakir rebirth a massacre girl with hoof's trigger on the stack today :D
MegaDosX: !card fog
LRRbot: Fog [G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
RandomTrivia: LUL lrrWOW
AllTheWeasels: LUL
MegaDosX: It's not in Arena yet, fortunately :p
gnome_friend: Okay, when did Beej play Hoof?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
gnome_friend: Was that during Beejlander?
thraximore: wheelerClown wheelerClown
MegaDosX: Also yeah when did Beej play Hoof?
KWardJenx: From Hell's heart I stab at Beej!
ethanwhale24: 666 viewers
niccus: if only those edutainment games taught math by hoof
the777s: lucky number
thraximore: Nah that was from Jackbox Murder Trivia Party- Beej was astonished that Ben beat him at a math game
therealkenm135: @gnome_friend a reference to a cts stream where hen did math well against beej
thraximore: and Ben has NEVER LET GO
MegaDosX: !card malakir rebirth
LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
MegaDosX: !card malakir mire
LRRbot: Malakir Mire (front: Malakir Rebirth) | Land | Malakir Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
itsr67: *smash cut to ben slandering it*
the777s: what's the black flying lifelink deathtouch rogue called?
niccus: wait, why on earth is this uncommon
MegaDosX: !card nighthawk scavenger
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
asthanius: Would you say you're "vibing" with these cards, Benjamin?
the777s: it's just Fling Land
PaperDoopliss: Why should good tapped spell lands be rare?
thraximore: commanda
the777s: @MegaDosX thx
flatluigi: oh no
thraximore: That's what I call a SOLID snake
gnome_friend: Wait, where did the second one come from? What was the clone?
MegaDosX: Oh god no
itsr67: dead to fabled passage
niccus: it's about to get spicy
MegaDosX: Untapped land gives seven mana next turn
DiscordianTokkan: I DO enjoy that "When X dies return it to the battlefield tapped" is essentially Regenerate but with Death Triggers
flatluigi: the clone was the new mdfc blue one
RAZRBCK08: glasspool mimic
NUTSOFODEN: two snakes? who is this, Ben Ulmer?
Elle_MNOP_: snek go hissss
the777s: Lotus Cobra Tribal
RAZRBCK08: !card glasspool mimic
LRRbot: Glasspool Mimic [2U] (back: Glasspool Shore) | Creature — Shapeshifter Rogue [0/0] | You may have Glasspool Mimic enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature you control, except it's a Shapeshifter Rogue in addition to its other types.
AllTheWeasels: oh jeez
wtrob: POG
RandomTrivia: Woah
flatluigi: RIP
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Nooooo
thraximore: OH GHALTA
KWardJenx: Awwww!!!!
Murf13: oh WOW
Sogheim: not like this!
itsr67: guess for game?
sombreromunkey: ooohh BABY
MegaDosX: Wheeler is in TROUBLE
historyman_admu: POGGIES MY DOGGIES
RandomTrivia: POGGERS
Professor_Rakor: Well both players played hard.
sombreromunkey: BibleThump its beautiful
Fruan: Hoist!
KWardJenx: Brace for impact!
RandomTrivia: Be strong Ben! Be strong for mother!
BearPsychologist: Play the sad robot, as an act of prose
Sogheim: but hey, Mirage Forest is best Forest
Wormsbane: hmmm
thraximore: garbage day!
gnome_friend: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #6646: "It's called a garbage can, not eating them." —Heather [2019-12-25]
Earthenone: !card garbage
LRRbot: Did you mean: Garbage Elemental; Garbage Fire
MegaDosX: !card garbage elemental
LRRbot: Garbage Elemental [4R] | Creature — Elemental [2/4] | Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.) / Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
thraximore: Both, LRRbot
RandomTrivia: How do you propose your Gruul deck deals with the 12/12?
Teslamat: Are you winning,Wheeler
thraximore: both :(
BearPsychologist: Luckily for james, not an octopus
NUTSOFODEN: Demon Kraken
the777s: there's a Garbage creature, lol
wtrob: Gyruda is one of my favorite pieces of art
RandomTrivia: Gyruda likes to get Kraken
sombreromunkey: OOF
thraximore: this man had a family
MegaDosX: Wheeler is in /so much trouble/ here
DiscordianTokkan: Yarp
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Murf13: oofa doofa
the777s: oh, of course Garbage is an Un-card
RandomTrivia: Fully, solidly bodied
MegaDosX: !card garbage fire
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal Garbage Fire as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Garbage Fire. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Sogheim: powerful magic
thraximore: now garbage fire is a real card
wtrob: Adam has won games of Gladiator and boy did he ever win
RandomTrivia: That's the Highlander mood
MegaDosX: Also that Gyruda hit was probably the most powerful thing it could ever hit
gnome_friend: POWERFUL magic
the777s: !card gyruda
LRRbot: Gyruda, Doom of Depths [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken [6/6] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even converted mana costs. / When Gyruda enters the battlefield, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even converted mana cost from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
Nuurgle: Gyruda hits 7 lands and Galta
the777s: Gyruda random happenstance win
ChampBlankman: !decklists
KWardJenx: Wheeler is the Bomb!
niccus: !card forever young
LRRbot: Forever Young [1B] | Sorcery | Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. / Draw a card.
gnome_friend: !findquote clown
LRRbot: Quote #2657: "I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist." —Cameron [2016-05-31]
DiscordianTokkan: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
RandomTrivia: The Highlander bug is infecting Adam... Hehe, it's working
the777s: note to self, make gladiator goblin tribal
Nuurgle: There's Transference in the M21, I have a deck that uses it and big pig to win with tokens
ChampBlankman: Can someone who is a sub hit the decklists command, please?
gnome_friend: !card transmogrify
LRRbot: Transmogrify [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target creature. That creature's controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. That player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles the rest into their library.
gnome_friend: !decklists
ChampBlankman: Thanks!
Nuurgle: oops, yeah...that card
gnome_friend: I believe that word was coined in Calvin and Hobbes?
gnome_friend: Oh, apparently it existed before that
gnome_friend: neat
asthanius: But clearly, Bill Watterson coined the sound effect "Boink", right?
secretbranch: never utter the phrase "asshole juice" again
gnome_friend: ^
RandomTrivia: Oh this hand is a thing of unrivaled beauty
MegaDosX: !card kefnet the mindful
LRRbot: Kefnet the Mindful [2U] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | Flying, indestructible / Kefnet the Mindful can't attack or block unless you have seven or more cards in hand. / {3}{U}: Draw a card, then you may return a land you control to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: I didn't even realise Kefnet did that
RandomTrivia: Tragic Lesson? The gurgles of a dying god?
DiscordianTokkan: Anyways here's Wonderwall
ArcOfTheConclave: gurgles of a dying god
MegaDosX: !card tragic lesson
LRRbot: Tragic Lesson [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you return a land you control to its owner's hand.
the777s: are the Innistrad sets on Arena?
MegaDosX: @the777s No, they aren't
the777s: :(
RandomTrivia: Not yet. A few cards from Shadows block made it into AKH remastered though
Himeeho: thank god for fnpf. zoom teaching sucks lol
Nuurgle: you don't *have* to win the game on turn 5 every time, Adam
MegaDosX: I smell countermagic
werth_it: Did Ben go with Abzan 4color Eggs?
the777s: no Gitrog with these spell/lands? rats
MegaDosX: Is James' deck Oops, All Counterspells?
RandomTrivia: @the777s Amusingly enough, if you sacrifice a MDFC land to The Gitrog Monster, it won't trigger since the card that enters the graveyard is not a land
unarmedoracle: I need to play this format
RandomTrivia: Oh hey Cam
SergeYager: this format is sweet
DiscordianTokkan: It's so FUN
MegaDosX: A wild Cameron appears!
secretbranch: Cam!
spartan029joshua: @unarmedoracle Yes
flatluigi: i've played a gladiator aristocrats deck a few times and it's real fun
DiscordianTokkan: Big Ape
RandomTrivia: benginFingers
the777s: King Kong
spartan029joshua: I got to see so many cool decks today ^^
RandomTrivia: Bouncy wizards or large ape boi
covo375: wheelerY and wheelerH
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
thenells: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The Dunstin Checks in sequel is LIT
flatluigi: i really want wizards to put gladiator as a deck type in the game b/c that's the only thing that'd make it _much_ easier to get into
Dmc3628: that'd be the BEST
Squigel: is opt the only 1 mana cantrip available?
covo375: If they had like clan rooms or groups anything like that would be good
flatluigi: even if it's just "100 cards no banlist"
Nuurgle: Crash Through is also a cantrip
flatluigi: b/c their singleton banlist has stuff that gladiator allows
covo375: wheelerGuts
Squigel: vrynn
secretbranch: Vrynn
RandomTrivia: Nissa is like "Never tell me the odds!"
DiscordianTokkan: Vryn?
Murf13: Vryn
werth_it: the one with the rings
bagfullofBEES: vryn
DiscordianTokkan: The place with all the rings
Pywodwagon: I can't wait for the set that's just Jace and Will being doofus' together
RandomTrivia: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, of the New England Vryn's Prodigies
darkflame0994: Vrynn but he lives on ravnica
the777s: is there a set on Vrynn?
HesGotNoPants: alhamerat is the wizard
covo375: the place with all the stargate knock-offs
itsr67: nope
bagfullofBEES: you know, the place where he got bullied by the mage-ring bully
shurtal: No, a sphinx taught Jace, then turned his brain into tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Jace made 'em forget how to breath
the777s: !card jace vrynn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
itsr67: technically jace forgot about vrynn
DiscordianTokkan: @the777s Magic Origins was partially set there, IIRC
HesGotNoPants: part of origins is vryn
djalternative: Jace's day house is on ravnica. He's currently summering on Zendikar
Dmc3628: attack with Kong first
darkflame0994: Vrynn... where as a young boy he forced one of his bullies to commit suicide then got sent to indentured servitude to a sphinx who kept wiping his memories
HesGotNoPants: !card jace, vryn's prodigy
LRRbot: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy [1U] (back: Jace, Telepath Unbound) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
covo375: I thought he was all Zendikar to watch the leaves change colour
flatluigi: nobody cares about jace
Dmc3628: and then Scarabs can zombify kong and smash the 3/3
Loonatic93: @flatluigi Vraska does!
Murf13: 5
RandomTrivia: Believe it or not, Gids cared about Jace. Past tense.
DiscordianTokkan: SPICY
the777s: mummy ape!
werth_it: this is so gross
darkflame0994: Atm Vraska is using Jace mainly as a booty call.... their having relationship problems due to job stress
covo375: wheelerY
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DiscordianTokkan: !card the scarab god
LRRbot: The Scarab God [3UB] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control. / {2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. / When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Dmc3628: still is only one use and then Scarabs returns itself next turn if that's the case
DiscordianTokkan: Ape is gone from graveyards, thankfully
Squigel: on holiday
Dmc3628: Nahiri and Nissa having a spat
itsr67: nissa wants zendikar to heal
Nightecho06: Jace wanted to play checkers against himself
the777s: Nahiri want's to kill the roil
Murf13: Faffing about
RandomTrivia: Nahiri is trying to revert Nahiri to before there were Elementalls
unarmedoracle: i heard jace is riding a large woman
Dmc3628: while Jace is like let me find out about the core
Loonatic93: @darkflame0994 Well, of course he's her booty call. She's a pirate captain!
itsr67: but nahiri kinda wants to reinstate the old kor empire
niccus: the story is still in progress
thraximore: SNAFU
flatluigi: good for him
the777s: Nissa thinks it fine as is.
asthanius: Nissa's under a shady tree
DiscordianTokkan: @unarmedoracle ... Go on
Nightecho06: Nissa took up composting
Loonatic93: Nissa learned how to recycle.
the777s: Nissa left the Watch
Pywodwagon: they gave the explanation as her being confident
RandomTrivia: She was always secretly interested in black mana from her time on Lorwyn
darkflame0994: Nissa and Nahiri want to fix Zendikar. Nahiri wants to turn back the clock to Zendikar as it was before the Eldrazi.
bradlby: and dirt don't hurt
serramarkov: Nissa was good?
secretbranch: because there's a swamp on zendikar
niccus: reclamation of dying lands is black-aligned
the777s: another Ape?!
Dish_KP: cause she has embraced how broken she is, and Power is black
djalternative: Nissa's black because Nahiri is killing all of her elementals
darkflame0994: Nissa doesn’t. And Nissa isn’t necessarily good this time
call_me_Aras: Black mana does not mean evil, she's exerting her will strongly now against Nahirir
darkflame0994: Yeah current story neither side is really in the right
flatluigi: oh wow, gonti
RandomTrivia: The copy effect will override the Scarab God setting the P/T
asthanius: WOW
NoTomToLose: !card gonti
LRRbot: Did you mean: Gonti, Lord of Luxury; Gonti's Aether Heart; Gonti's Machinations
darkflame0994: Nissa is trying to “do what gods would do” but isn’t taking into consideration the impact her decision has on the people of Zendikar. Nahiri wants to go back to the old ways before the foil existed, but doesn’t stop to consider the cost
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyy lamaow
flatluigi: rip
spiffinn: gotta love layers
NoTomToLose: !card gonti, lord
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
bradlby: questing bus
the777s: Nissa and Nahiri are both neutral now.
RandomTrivia: Choo choo!
historyman_admu: ahhh layers
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: So Adam has a good deck, it would seem
darkflame0994: And have just wants to put the bomb next to the trigger to study what they do without actually pulling the trigger
RandomTrivia: That's not a layers thing
niccus: don't need no credit card
darkflame0994: Jace*
RandomTrivia: That's an effect with a techincally more recent timestamp
ptay313: I like adam's deck
KWardJenx: This is the content the SaviFans show up for! Woop, woop1
the777s: and ZR Jace kinda helps out, I guess?
darkflame0994: Tldr: Nissa and Nahiri are both fighting over the fate of Zendikar without taking what the actual people of Zendikar want.
darkflame0994: And Jace is being neutral and failing miserably at it
RandomTrivia: Scarabs says "you're a 4/4 zombie now", and the clone says "ok, but I want to enter as a copy of [thing], so I'll be that instead"
Loonatic93: As far as I am concerned Nissa is a good girl because she made Thassa look foolish.
RandomTrivia: !y
the777s: the people aren't Planeswalkers, their opinion doesn't count
Dr_fragenstien: how often is the goose played in canlander?
darkflame0994: I like that akiri basically said planeswalkers are a worse curse then the Eldrazi last chapter
ptay313: james writes down "no questing beast..."
werth_it: in one of the newer stories the R/W legend, akari i think, considers planeswalkers to basically be as destructive and bad for zendikar
RandomTrivia: How often is Cradle played without Hoof?
darkflame0994: Pretty much pointing out that because planeswalkers never have to deal with the consequences of their actions they shouldn’t be trusted
Squigel: like boreal druids
RandomTrivia: That's what DRS is
Loonatic93: Mana dorks.
Loonatic93: One mana, mana dorks.
xantos69: CHEER50 Bits for the magic men.
MegaDosX: OK looking at Deathrite Shaman, I see what you mean
MegaDosX: I thought it was an actual planeswalker and that thought made my skin crawl
Loonatic93: Ah, yes. DRShaman the infamous one mana "planeswalker."
DiscordianTokkan: More free eggs!
RandomTrivia: !y
JRandomHacker: HJONK
MegaDosX: hjonk
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DiscordianTokkan: The Egg *Vomm* made Jade bork
RandomTrivia: Hi Jade!
Squigel: what sound do trees make?
Caffine1138: Boooo
RandomTrivia: Don't say it Squigel ...
ptay313: they bark!
RandomTrivia: God damn it!
TwitchTVsFrank: did the doggo start singing caillou
flatluigi: ah, mono blue
DiscordianTokkan: James has harnessed all the jlrrNo
RandomTrivia: LUL
ptay313: I am so disappointed in James playing this deck. I thought he had honor
Super_Sophomoric: james is just playing nope.dec
PaperDoopliss: In fairness, James probably should have seen land floods coming
flatluigi: you can play any deck, it's fine
MegaDosX: You need one top and one bottom for it to work out anyway
werth_it: Get james on new modern belcher
RandomTrivia: I mean, he runs out of countermagic eventually
DiscordianTokkan: *wrings collar*
shurtal: murder of crows
RandomTrivia: With a hand like this, I want to make him play the countermagic. You're not under much pressure
MegaDosX: !card akiri's obsession
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RandomTrivia: The goose can always help race it
Nightecho06: tempo without a clock is just bears at a circus
MegaDosX: Oh haha I misheard Wheeler
MegaDosX: !card curious obsession
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice Curious Obsession.
MegaDosX: Booooo
RandomTrivia: Now he can get kraken on Adam's life total
Caffine1138: James is definitely Kraken on with the game
historyman_admu: mammoth with the kraken though
voslan: My Deck says No, you can't Play
RandomTrivia: He's pulling these off the top, after the vizier resolved
unarmedoracle: I'm ensorcelled
Nightecho06: Oh the wurm
Nightecho06: wurm his tentacles!
RandomTrivia: I love playing against that. Adam is spot on
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BearPsychologist: This gonna be a good hoof
Nightecho06: Oh nvm not enough black
RandomTrivia: You get to make them have it every single turn
JRandomHacker: @Nightecho06 I agree with your line of play, and would like to politely request that you never say the phrase "wurm his tentacles" ever again
Tiber727: Removal doesn't prevent ETB.
Caffine1138: Counter Spelling does give up alot of the initiative.
RandomTrivia: Now we're fine
RandomTrivia: James tapped out and the game is over
DiscordianTokkan: James IS tapped out
Easilycrazyhat: double bees!
Murf13: double bees!!
werth_it: big bee boi
Pywodwagon: i'm coverd in beeeeeees
DiscordianTokkan: The BEE Sharps!
MegaDosX: If he can land the Hoof
Mox_Hagdorm: Wait, Hornet Queen? Which Historic Anthology was that in??
BearPsychologist: Amonkhet
itsr67: amonkhet remastered
DiscordianTokkan: @Mox_Hagdorm I THINK Amonkhet
Nightecho06: Amonkhet: Revenge of the Desert
Mox_Hagdorm: Sick
DiscordianTokkan: Along with Wrath of God and Thoughtsieze
Dish_KP: win!
RomanGoro: !card kira
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kira, Great Glass-Spinner; Pia and Kiran Nalaar; Heart of Kiran; Ikiral Outrider; Akki Raider
BearPsychologist: hoof hoof hooof hooof hooooof hoooooof
RomanGoro: !card kira, Great
LRRbot: Kira, Great Glass-Spinner [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, counter that spell or ability."
RandomTrivia: That reminds me of playing Nic Fit. Good times
MegaDosX: This game ends now
itsr67: b e e s
Caffine1138: Or you can just go slam your head in a car door for an hour
MegaDosX: Deathtouch and trample
Wormsbane: Ooooooo yeah
itsr67: nice
DiscordianTokkan: Deathtouch Trample baybeeeeee
RomanGoro: Get Hooooooof'd
RandomTrivia: Make them have it. EVERY TIME. Make them have it
Dish_KP: go to sleep!
MegaDosX: Blockers are irrelevant with the deathtouch bois
unarmedoracle: it's not fair he worked so hard
TwitchTVsFrank: lol serge
KWardJenx: Get Wrecked James!
SaladCookies: take 100 go to sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super_Sophomoric: go to sleep LUL
Mox_Hagdorm: Waow
ptay313: Hoof is good, who knew?
Mr_Bitterness: Garruk icon appropriate
RechargeableFrenchman: When an unstoppable Green deck meets an immovable Blue one
RandomTrivia: If you feel disheartened playing against all that countermagic, this is where you have to be looking to
werth_it: what a call line by serge
RandomTrivia: At some point, they will run out, and you just have to feed them enough bait
bobbymcbob33: Did Adam just rank down one?
Banrael: cheer300
bradlby: it's just a weird visual glitch
DiscordianTokkan: I kinda want to hearken back to grade 8 shop class, and make a physical Clock, with Craterhoof on it
bobbymcbob33: I thought it was
itsr67: welcome to pod
flatluigi: that was genuinely gripping
unarmedoracle: kinda want to jam gladiator tbh
itsr67: you have an answer for a lot of things
zackfayden808: hoof in all formats lol
RandomTrivia: When Adam played the Vivien instead of the RIder, his hand was stacked full of dangerous threats, and at some point you have to cast them all
blackbearda380: !decklists
niccus: adam going through all five stages of hoof
JRandomHacker: Everyone should come on out to the gladiator discord - the format is pretty much always this sweet
spartan029joshua: Welcome to gladiator! It seriously has been the most fun I've had playing magic in a long time
DiscordianTokkan: @unarmedoracle Right? I got some of the itch scratched with Brawl, but... this is so good
spartan029joshua: You get to see some really cool niche cards and unique interactions
JRandomHacker: We've got freeform game jamming, on-demand leagues (like MTGO), and weekly and monthly scheduled tournament events
asthanius: 7:47? That's the weed time!
itsr67: and sometimes you get hit with an emergent ultimatum
Bladinus: !decks
itsr67: which is stull sweet
RandomTrivia: This is where every magic player should aim for, after they first lose a miserable game to hard control
spartan029joshua: @unarmedoracle there are always people jamming games on the gladiator discord
itsr67: still*
Murf13: ggs
RandomTrivia: To find all the interesting decision points in the control matchup
underhill33: Thanks y'all
KWardJenx: That was awesome. Thank you all.
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
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cotillion1850: Hey good show tonight guys alos Adam it always ammuses me you know what my nae is from
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bobbymcbob33: Thank y'all so much!
lirazel64: Interesting and instructive!
DiscordianTokkan: !patreon
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream LRR!
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RandomTrivia: Now go sleep Wheeler! Or not, I'm not your mother.
DiscordianTokkan: !ck
Earthenone: !store
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covo375: gg's
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: so excitedddd
Juliamon: Rustproo Beef Shed
DiscordianTokkan: Rust Proof Bee Shed! Which sounds like Late Night Dub Fight!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: even if I don't understand where the rustproof bee shed name came from
RandomTrivia: Juliamon LUL
bobbymcbob33: Hyyyyyype!
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TheWarDoctor8: What? No DB hints?
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JRandomHacker: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed it's an anagram of "Desert Bus For Hope"
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (48d, 15:10 from now)
unarmedoracle: "rustproof bee shed" is just such a great anagram
SergeYager: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed it's an anagram of DBFH
Juliamon: (as was coined on Chillpoint)
Nuurgle: Poor Beef Rust Heds
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OH
Ivalenz_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Definitely Not A Desert Bus Test Stream (We're experimenting, bear with us :)) at Sat 03:00 PM PDT (19:10 from now).
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: That makes so much sense
the777s: bye chat
RandomTrivia: Goodnight everyone. Enjoy your weekend.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Thanks SergeYager lrrAWESOME
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night everyone!
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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ryanthelion42: I just got on Sadge
bobbymcbob33: Thank y'all
Ivalenz_: !store
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the777s: !card squee
LRRbot: Squee | Vanguard [hand: +3, life: -4] | Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
bobbymcbob33: Bye chat!
the777s: !card squee, the immortal
LRRbot: Squee, the Immortal [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [2/1] | You may cast Squee, the Immortal from your graveyard or from exile.
Earthenone: !card nabob
LRRbot: Did you mean: Squee, Goblin Nabob; Squee, Goblin Nabob Avatar
Juliamon: LRR has a member (in chat!) with an anagram for their username, anagrams are what I usually jump to when something doesn't make sense.
RandomTrivia: I believe the anagram incarnate is here right now?
Juliamon: Goodnight Wheeler!
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight Wheeler!
RandomTrivia: Goodnight Wheeler! lrrHEART
p3nguinkin: night man
NotCainNorAbel: good night
F1SHOR: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
flatluigi: goodnight wheeler
RandomTrivia: Welp
BrindleBoar: they're good monsters, ben
flatluigi: mwah
Mox_Hagdorm: Well, not sleeping now.
benjamin_wheeler: wow, Paul was here all the time wheelerKappa
Wormsbane: Wow
RandomTrivia: Jokes on you, I'm the monster in their closet
RandomTrivia: They hide in the darkness