robo__nixon: WOK*
RockPusher: You need to work on those pecs to pull that role off, Beej lrrBEEJ
Dix: drfox17 Both?
Joalni: Yeah, where are all the polinators?
AlliterateA: @KaminaDuck er Moby Dick?
SkylerRingtail: Dragonflies are the *worst*
angryoptimist: So many beaches!
bakumoe: ian..
Japolai: Ian!
PixelArtDragon: For chill-dren
monakai: A game for children, just like Magic.
ContingentCat: Ian
NateThePancake: "Bugs are just not interested in spawning." Big mood.
Unpronounceable: It's a good thing this isn't Desert Bus or there would be so many shame tickets handed out
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: this is hilarious to watch
Dix: seems Sus
mowdownjoe: Chill game for children... PJSalt
herph: Ian-sabelle
angryoptimist: Ian continues to be a delight.
RockPusher: !sus
Joalni: Get it, Matt!
Lord_Hosk: I know no children who play this. Everyonw I know who plays this is adults
iSmartMan1: Yay!
Dix: Super Sus
KaminaDuck: @AlliterateA I thought he was quoting Khan from Star Trek II
Prof_Poppinoff: Where's doom guy when you need him
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RandomTrivia: So what we've learned today is that catching dragonflies is harder than it looks
Mikklun: My net connection is back bussed and my pc is hot enough to melt beeswax in near it so I am glad to hear the stream is skippy for all of us
circusofkirkus: isabelle!
Sarah_Serinde: Ian why
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: dragonflies are SO hard to catch
Defrost: Ian PLS
DiscordianTokkan: hahaha
robo__nixon: This isn;t an FPS. Why all the sniping
elmyra23: get animal crossing they said. it's super relaxing they said.
EnoTheTonberry: Same Bussing One, Kathleen
Joalni: Ian, what now?
drfox17: Ian YES
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: sound is fine, but the video is weird
Dix: oh god
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
DiscordianTokkan: Ian has ASCENDED
RandomTrivia: Oh no
djalternative: Ian has become as Isabelle?
Emu_on_the_Loose: Ian is off having his own adventure...
Fairgrim: Ian is sus
RandomTrivia: Ian no
Meechan_: Oh WHAT
NimrodXIV: Ianabelle
Nefarious_Ned: Less family friendly than desert bus actual...
malc: sound is fine, but Ian is weird
NotCainNorAbel: Ian, I need to sleep sometime
ContingentCat: Ian whatt
VoodontWoW: Ian nooo
Easilycrazyhat: Ian...
Kumakaori: persistence pays off.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Ian I love you
Neisan29: Ian plz
VmKid: Ian is a Vtuber now
cgwonder: oh god ian
LariatWest: Consistency!
AlliterateA: @KaminaDuck Probably but Star Trek was quoting Moby Dick
control_rig: Ian for the love of God what are you doing
delta__vee: well known vtuber ian horner
MikoKisai: dammit ian
DerDrongo: ian, what is todays island news?
SergeYager: I didn't realize AC could get so heated
Hexy_Lexy234: Ian why
Meechan_: RIP
EJGRgunner: I am not OK with this
Dix: My GOD Beej with the heater
saberpilot: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
amative1: SEVEN!?
RockPusher: mattlrBoned
Joalni: Nooo BibleThump
SkylerRingtail: How did Beej get *sven*?!
EnoTheTonberry: Is Ian a V-tuber?
Dix: lol Graham_LRR
djalternative: Beej with 7?!
Scy_Anide: It's Ianbelle
RomanGoro: Well, one thing we've tested is that this is not something that can be done in actual DB because Kathleen can't keep from swearing
beowuuf: sergeOrder 0-1 benginChaos
iSmartMan1: I went off to make a donation, what happened to bus cam?
SoaringDragon42: Ian is super sus
SpecialKolin: Iansabelle
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN 's camera seems to be acting up again - for a minute she seemed to have some neon-pink outlining on her face
Goorguy: I am now VERY concerned about the button this year
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I think we're all confused Graham_LRR
robo__nixon: Put that on the box!
Sarah_Serinde: I guess Ian was feeling left out
skeletonman1100: Ian's Isabelle impression is so good.
ContingentCat: @Graham_LRR Ian is Ianing
SmithKurosaki: lol. Ian is now on AC brand
EyesofMike6: iansebelle
EJGRgunner: have Beej and Matt not even noticed?
SnackPak_: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Meechan_: I love Ian-abelle
elkoreshere: ok, my laptop screen is giving me issues, so bedtie for me
drfox17: Ian, get yourself some vacation juice
Sarah_Serinde: SnackPak_ sergeJustRight
Easilycrazyhat: Bees!
Meechan_: Ian-abelle is like, slightly horrifying but delightful
AlliterateA: @KaminaDuck Im sorry to *Actually* you Im drinking wine
ArdCollider: the fish tourney is the soulsborne of AC
elkoreshere: good night all!
PMAvers: HoloLRRive
PhoenixShaman: just got here, is Ian facerigging a villiger?
mowdownjoe: While Kathleen is in space.
SergeYager: yo team, do you think we can hit $3,456.78
Dix: Kathleen's Glitch Mob
freshmaker__: Eekum Bokum!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Meechan_ ohhh, good name for him
gravity_pike: eekum bokum!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Ian-abelle
SergeYager: hit that big team order energy
amative1: HoLRRlive
beowuuf: next team order goal, 3456.78 :p
malc: jlrrBreak
hd_dabnado: Are we having commercial breaks for DB?
James_LRR: NO
PharaohBender27: First carameldansen of DB2020! Kappa
realhillwolf: oh well, time for sleep. g'night chat, g'night LRR
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: so close to 3456.78
SergeYager: order
hd_dabnado: Cool
djalternative: @SergeYager not if team chaos has anything to say about it
RockPusher: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
mowdownjoe: The Carameldansen to save it.
SergeYager: order
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #teamorder
lirazel64: Rotate the cushions!
chickenace11: or let's blow pas that and let chaos reign @SergeYager
Sarah_Serinde: I like Kathleen's "Isab-Ian" better :P
SergeYager: sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
robo__nixon: #TeamChaos!
Ritaspirithntr: benginChaos benginChaos
Scarbble: i leave for 5 minutes to make food, and ian's a vtuber now?
Fairgrim: sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
RandomTrivia rotates his cushions
drfox17: @hd_dabnado the test stream is not representative of Desert Bus, so unlikely
GenericGlitterGoth: sergeOrder benginChaos sergeOrder benginChaos
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrDARK
VoodontWoW: Chaos through order, order through chaos
SergeYager: let's go order, sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
iSmartMan1: Eekum Bokum is dead, long live Omnomnomnom!
Hexy_Lexy234: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
Serifina: @hd_dabnado Who knows? But LRR is contractually obligated to run commercials every hour on their channel.
beowuuf: night realhillwolf
Sarah_Serinde: hd_dabnado Almost certainly not. The channel never has ads during DB
codatski: @James_LRR Unless Twitch does their crap in which case you might not have a choice
angryoptimist: Team Orderchaos.
Fugi: @iSmartMan1 Eekum Bokum
chickenace11: benginChaos
HavenJunde: benginChaos
LathosTiran: break screen could still have donation total?
HydraWiggins: does Twitch play well with having no breaks for DB ?
Sarah_Serinde: Twitch turns off ads usually on the DB channel during Desert Bus
elkoreshere: man, I hope DBfH doesn't have to run midrolls. That would honk
drfox17: @Serifina wait, contractually?
Lord_Hosk: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
SergeYager: let's go order, sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
iSmartMan1: @Fugi OMNOMNOMNOM
Meechan_: omg this weed ad is hilarious
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOrder benginChaos , now only $69.69
EvilBadman: EEKUM bokum
Hexy_Lexy234: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
gnome_friend: @Serifina why did they allow Twitch to make that contract?
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Fairgrim: sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
robo__nixon: Serge. Does Order ever win? I say !@#!##!DSSDWE@#3qasdas :P
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: the break need an overlay for totals etc
rocketjohn: dbfh is not affiliate or partner
hd_dabnado: @serifina @sarah_serinde thanks!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: 13 bucks for 3456
chickenace11: benginChaos benginChaos
Ritaspirithntr: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
GazzyW007: wow, eight ads
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #TeamOrder
johnny: this is just for LRR, DB will not have ads
gnome_friend: Patreon is so much better than advertisements
corpocracy: Is $420.69 order or chaos?
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend drfox17 We don't know the details of the contract and it's not really our business, they've just agreed to run a certain amount of ads during stream, presumably it benefits them
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: thanks johnny!
GazzyW007: ordered chaos
unxcoin: chorder
ContingentCat: @corpocracy yes
robo__nixon: lol
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: it's #nice
RandomTrivia: corpocracy It's Omega
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde oh, gotcha. thanks for the info!
SmithKurosaki: @corpocracy Transcends. Is just 'nice'
SergeYager: reminder that LRR and DB are different things, and this stream is completely different. says so right in the title. NOT a DB tech test
ContingentCat: it's like how -40 is the same C and F, 420.69 is order and chaos
gnome_friend: Legally distinct bee shed structure
malc: just an ordinary bee shed over here
RockPusher: rocketjohn I believe the DBfH channel is a partner, but they run as vanilla features as possible
gravity_pike: imo people are too willing to call things order just because they have some meaning. I'm an Orthodox Orderist; order numbers are multiples of 1000.
malc: gnome_friend: hah
lirazel64: Twitch, aka Amazon, may well be merciful to charity streams.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Can someone donate $13.45 to get us to 3456.78???
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TehAmelie: don't you know, beyond order and chaos ther eis balance
SergeYager: sergeOrder sergeOrder
WokenClick: @gravity_pike so would 12345 not be team order?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: As much as I love our 3443
SmithKurosaki: @SergeYager Hey. Are you making appearance this evening?
SergeYager: come on team order, let's gooooo
TacitusVigil: Wait, are donations already open?
Prof_Poppinoff: gravity_pike purest, i like it
KaminaDuck: @AlliterateA It's all good, I've had an oatmeal stout at 7.8%
lirazel64: However, since this is not Desert Bus...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
Dix: Team CHAOS
elkoreshere: lirazel64 we can hope. forced midroll ads would blow
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil Not for Child's Play, because this isn't DB, but yes
drfox17: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed they did it!
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil They're rasing money for Trans Lifeline today.
TacitusVigil: Ah, cool.
Arclight_Dynamo: *raising
beowuuf: i see it!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: SergeYager we got there!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrGOAT
beowuuf: sergeOrder
chickenace11: Boo order
malc: hashtag tea mordor
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I screenshotted the $3456.78, good job chat!
SergeYager: someone tweet me a screencap
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #TeamOrder
SergeYager: I can't see the total on mobile
malc: Mic 5
Dix: no sound
Easilycrazyhat: Silence
gnome_friend: MIC FIVE
SergeYager: yeaaaaaa
themaskedferret: muted
RockPusher: jamieMute jamieMute
Stoffern: nosound
cgwonder: MIC 5
Fairgrim: muted?
Prof_Poppinoff: it was there for a second
OpalFangMusic: mic 5
ContingentCat: MIC 5!
drfox17: @SergeYager sorry, it's gone
robo__nixon: No sound
Nefarious_Ned: Ah dang, a day late and a dollar short...
malc: oh hi Joe.
beowuuf: lol, and past
KaminaDuck: MIC 5
drfox17: there we go!
RockPusher: yes we do
Stoffern: hi tech
brieandbacon: we have sound!!
Dix: Hi Joe
Easilycrazyhat: Hi joe!
TheWooglie: Hi Joe
korvys: Hi Joe
Meechan_: Yay Joe!
xythrogar: oh hey
beowuuf: hi joe and everyone
direhuman24101: i hear
themaskedferret: hi Joe!
cgwonder: Hi Joe!
Despoiler98: oh nuuuuuuuuu
ShifuDaxiongmao: what about audio from the others?
FickleMuse: sound!
SergeYager: goodbye order, you were too pure for this world
EnoTheTonberry: You can do it Joe
direhuman24101: who was i hearing
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Hello Joe lrrHEART
drfox17: oh, it's joe
WarKr0: joe! pog
angryoptimist: Hi Joe
asthanius: We like hearing you!
Goorguy: I mean
HydraWiggins: hi again
ContingentCat: Hi Joe
Stoffern: I mean...
Dix: I mean... we like hearing from you Joe
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: but we do Joe. we do wanna hear you.
WokenClick: We always want to hear from you Joe!
arcanzaJenkins: I mean, we do tho
Meechan_: You ARE the person we want to hear, Joe
Lord_Hosk: We want to hear you Joe, dont sell yourself short
Easilycrazyhat: We like hearing you too, Joe :)
r10pez10: dix you were right the bug hunt music slaps
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Joalni: I like hearing from you lrrHEART
James_LRR: #teamjoe
DerDrongo: we like joe
drfox17: hey joe, how's those lego bulids going
iSmartMan1: Did the bus crash?
beowuuf: was kathleen miming mic 5? :p
VmKid: Bop. Bop. Bop. Bop.
EnoTheTonberry: Joe can do all the audio for DB
amative1: I mean, I have no problems hearing you, Joe =P
corpocracy: Hi Joe!
stares_in_klingon: <3 Joe <3
DrearyMelodies: I dunno about that. you've got a nice voice, Joe
lirazel64: You sound fine.
ContingentCat: We like you too Joe lrrHEART
Zephyer: It's the Joe show!
FickleMuse: nah. Hi Joe!
Nefarious_Ned: Hi Joe!
NimrodXIV: we just weren't expecting to hear you, Joe
malc: I'd rather hear from Joe than whatever Ian is next
SergeYager: #teamJoe
badpandabear: I don't not want to hear you
djalternative: #TeamJoe
I_Am_Clockwork: rust proof beef shed?
PhoenixShaman: no sound :(
ButButTheJesus: you can do it Joe!
FickleMuse: <3 <3 <3
ShifuDaxiongmao: spethHeart s for Joe!
LariatWest: We like hearing from Joe! We also like hearing from everyone else too
Lord_Hosk: Im on Team Joe
WarKr0: #teamJoe
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #TeamJoe
Meechan_: Bug Off is Cutthroat, Wiggins
PhoenixMelior: #teamjoe
HavenJunde: hi Joe! 🐕
RandomTrivia: #TeamJoe
direhuman24101: keep talking
Dix: r10pez10 its also the Fishing Game music. The music for ACNH is just great... besides teh clownshoes 3AM music
chickenace11: Thanks Joe
Sarah_Serinde: I am always happy to hear Joe
gnome_friend: #TeamHoopoe
malc: #TeamJoe
SnackPak_: #TeamJoe lrrHEART
ContingentCat: @I_Am_Clockwork anagram of Desert bus for hope
PhoenixShaman: You can do eeet
momma_tatts: VirtualHug
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
arcanzaJenkins: talk or there is only silence
angryoptimist: @I_Am_Clockwork Anagram of "Desert Bus for Hope". However, this is not that--it is Rustproof Bee Shed.
EyesofMike6: audino?
I_Am_Clockwork: @ContingentCat ah that makes sense
beowuuf: keep talking and no one leg-joes?
Prof_Poppinoff: no talk only bug off
drfox17: @Dix i'm sorry what. what music at 3 AM? WHAT
Lord_Hosk: There appears to be more Rust in the Rust proof shed than was previously expected. The finest Joe is patching with Gum and cardboard... As is tradition.
gnome_friend: V O I D
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the void again
androgyknits: um
ContingentCat: Oh no the V O I D
Easilycrazyhat: Hello, Void
arcanzaJenkins: goodbye?
LordZarano: Hello Darkness my old friend. I've come to not talk to you again. Because my microphone softly weeping. Stopped working while I was sleeping.
planeswalkagogo: DARKNESS
theprophetofcthulu: is it just me or can no-ele her audio
theovenbird: so void, much black
theshover: V O I D
kaivex: Hello darkness, my old friend...
SoaringDragon42: I was about to say something about audio but then VOID
RandomTrivia: Hosk LUL
Creature_Comforts: Darkness, imprisoning me
Inquisitor_Xian: hello void my old friend
planeswalkagogo: Hornet is VOID
Brozard: !findquote darkness
LRRbot: Quote #5218: "I wish I was playing Dark souls" —Alex [2018-08-01]
Hexy_Lexy234: hello darkness my old friend
CaptainSpam: Aaaand that's the stream! Good night, everyone!
corpocracy: Ah, sweet V O I D
RockPusher: ♫ Hello darkness my old friend ♫
HydraWiggins: so goth
AlliterateA: The screen is like the Blackness of my haert
iSmartMan1: !picnic
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: v o i d l i f e
FickleMuse: I was afraid my TV shut off
IbunWest: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fairgrim: team chaos strikes again
momma_tatts: as I stare into the void . . .
sharkfinnigan: dooleyNuke dooleyNuke dooleyNuke
TheAinMAP: This must be one of the reasons for the test.
FickleMuse: RIV
beowuuf: luckily 3am in uk won't be 3am in AC in canada
hd_dabnado: I thought my phone turned off
Dix: Embrace T H E V O I D
planeswalkagogo: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
lirazel64: Ah, our own little pocket universe...
EnoTheTonberry: Ah Kathleen. I like what you did with your island. All black
PhoenixShaman: hello darkness my old friend
WolfgangCloud: Hello Darkness my old friend
CaptainSpam: This is the most avant-garde LoadingReadyLive ever.
ContingentCat: Back!
amative1: No dice.
Easilycrazyhat: Still nothing :\
theovenbird: still no audio
Lord_Hosk: Still nothing
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
SmithKurosaki: @kaivex Hey. THat's my line :p
cgwonder: no audio still
beowuuf: Ah, the canadark, this hour has 22 minutes warned me of this season
skeletonman1100: No audio. . . :(
I_Am_Clockwork: we're back, but stil no sound
ContingentCat: but still silent
RandomTrivia: This is why we test, after all.
PhoenixShaman: oh bus
ky0dar: i cant hear anything?
Serifina: Hokay, I have selected totally random numbers for my donation. Because CHAOS REIGNS DANGIT
lizziemeg: Back to the void
ContingentCat: hello Void
androgyknits: yeah no sound and v o i d
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momma_tatts: Some
Fairgrim: test it in production that said
jdb399: V O I D
sevenishmagpies: v o i d
Ritaspirithntr: I haven’t heard anything since commercial break ended
gnome_friend: #Teaasmchosaes
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
cgwonder: d a r k n e s s
Prof_Poppinoff: What is Ian naming it this time
iSmartMan1: Smooth jazz will be deployed in 3... 2... 1...
DigitalSeahorse: VOID
PixelArtDragon: Hello darkness my old friend... the sound of silence
TacitusVigil: What subclass do we have equipped chat? Void of course.
ky0dar: partially lrr, mostly void?
beowuuf: serifina: i hope it randomly gives a team order result for balance :)
drfox17: @Serifina 9.37? you wild child!
ConspicuousCompiler: Desert Void for Doom
lirazel64: Chaos is doing quite well with the stream... no need to feed it donations.
Emu_on_the_Loose: We need a foley team this year to make up the sound as we go! That'd be wild.
PhoenixShaman: nope still no audio
Prof_Poppinoff: Richter?
jdb399: ah ha! oh
ContingentCat: Oh no a crash
RandomTrivia: The tech has decided to Shed with the stream
Lord_Hosk: There appears to be more Rust in the Rust proof shed than was previously expected. The finest Joe is patching with Hot glue and googlely eyes. Please stand by.
Serifina: @beowuuf How DARE you
DiscordianTokkan: This is why it's a good test
jdb399: no sound but
eric_christian_berg: Where's the donation link?
Serifina: @drfox17 Look I smashed some keys
RandomTrivia: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
ContingentCat: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
DiscordianTokkan: !donate
RiiiisDK: I love that 1200 people are watching this tech test :-)
beowuuf: 150 exactly would give a palindromic number
TaraMorrigan: oh no the void makes it hard to stay awake
VmKid: Richter Hammockslam down in the QWRP Traffic Bus
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix I'm sorry the what now?
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garion99: 7 months already? welcome to the rustproof shed. is it full of bees? keep up the amazing work. go the engineering team.
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eric_christian_berg: Thx
TacitusVigil: So chat...I spy with my little eye something that begins with "B"
beowuuf: serifina: :p
Dix: The_Ocean_who_Subbed You know what I said
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !subwelcomes
LRRbot: In an effort to keep things streamlined for today's show, we won't be doing sub welcomes. However, join James tomorrow at 1PM Pacific for a standalone sub welcome bonus stream where he'll welcome everyone who subs today while playing... something.
Prof_Poppinoff: Hammockslam is driving, oh god
angryoptimist: 5 bugs?!
PhoenixShaman: a white sheet
ContingentCat: @TacitusVigil is it Beej?
RandomTrivia: The "happening now" is up to date, at least.
FickleMuse: thank you for all the hard work tech team
PharaohBender27: Um, am I the only one not getting sound? Sorry, been hopping channels :p
TacitusVigil: @ContingentCat It is!
Alephred: I hear nothing.
malc: I am afraid of that "something"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: PharaohBender27 nope, it's all silent.
FickleMuse: we joke about voids, but we lo e you
Lord_Hosk: PharaohBender27 no one is getting sound
KV1NN4: no sound for me either
direhuman24101: if we donate more money will you add the audio
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @TacitusVigil is it beej?
momma_tatts: I hear nothing
ky0dar: i hear nothing. no sound
TacitusVigil: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx It is!
doubleayrun: it says on screen there's an audio issue y'all
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: momma_tatts they're working on it lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: They're working on it, chat
TSSaloic: The Void has claimed the audio!
PhoenixShaman: Beej drop
Inquisitor_Xian: Blame Beej?
LariatWest: @Dix so close :(
CaptainSpam: Audio costs money, people! Get to donating! Kappa
RandomTrivia: Just imagine Silent Movie piano music
EyesofMike6: hello
gnome_friend: random dance party time?
capt_canada924: Is the sound a donation goal?
planeswalkagogo: MIC FIVE
ky0dar: as Kryten said. there is no sound to hear
kusinohki: I couldn't read whatever meechan was holding up. anyone catch it?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: i WON
PixelArtDragon: #BlameJames?
Lord_Hosk: The best technicians in the biz are currently working the audio issue, please stand by.
PharaohBender27: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed @Lord_Hosk OK good it's not me then. Also another case in point as to why doing this stream was a smart decision
gnome_friend: #blameJames
Meechan_: @kusinohki I offered matt assistance with Bug Off
Laurence72: Audio was sus, and promptly ejected into space
iSmartMan1: I'm just waiting for someone to make a sign
kaivex: I want a sepiatone soft filter for this silent movie.
momma_tatts: I know @The_Ocean_who_Subbed, I was answering someone further up the chat . . .
saiyamew: Is Ian still driving the shed?
momma_tatts: :)
beowuuf: the james plays something while saying names stream...the stream you never knew you wanted, unless you watch james's personal stream and know that him basically doing anything and streaming will get views :p
Nefarious_Ned: I saw audio vent...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: momma_tatts ahhh gotcha lrrAWESOME
KaminaDuck: Just play the "X Ways to Y" music
rraawwrrimabear: lrrEFF
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Nefarious_Ned lol
Dish_KP: are we muted?
PhoenixShaman: omg Flick is my fav villager now
I_Am_Clockwork: boof cam!
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
TreeVor84: Just joined and is that Matt with a beard! lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: The shed has crashed again...
Easilycrazyhat: Chat is never muted
Dix: Dish_KP the're working on audio issues right now
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dish_KP we don't have audio right now, the team is working on it
beowuuf: I keep expecting surprise graham to appear with new signs
ContingentCat: @Dish_KP this is why we're testing
Glodenox: Switching scenes didn't help, it seems
Dish_KP: thanks!
PharaohBender27: @Dish_KP Audio issues on their end, apparently
momma_tatts: Do any of our hosts know ASL?
planeswalkagogo: bus CRASH
KilrenKrae: is it muted for everyone or has my stuff broke
Dix: TreeVor84 Yep! He's bearded up
Prof_Poppinoff: I saw audio in admin
DigitalSeahorse: I cant' hear stream now
Pal_Friendpatine: Richter’s driving
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, did the bus crash again again?
TacitusVigil: This is why it's good to do test streams like this. :)
PharaohBender27: Oh no, CRASH
rraawwrrimabear: lrrDILLY
angryoptimist: !smash
LRRbot: Put Shantae in Smash, you cowards!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
RandomTrivia: There is no bus. There is only S H E D
ContingentCat: @KilrenKrae note the Happening Now, they're working on it
VmKid: I agree with LRRbot
LunarJade: Back in a minute, everyone.
circusofkirkus: is there a venga shed?
VmKid: Put Shantae in Smash
Nightecho06: lrrFINE lrrFINE
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: they will be back shortly friends
ContingentCat: ok
beowuuf: before the stream: wait, this tech test is a surprise charity stream! after stream starts: wait, this charity stream is a surprise tech test!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Whoops.
Glodenox: Fair.
momma_tatts: @KilrenKrae, they are trying to fix audio
PhoenixShaman: oop offline
AlliterateA: OK Hodor
DiscordianTokkan: Back Soon™
cgwonder: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
I_Am_Clockwork: probably refreshing the stream to see if it fixes the sound
WarKr0: chaos ?
Prof_Poppinoff: Did you try turning it of and on again
I_Am_Clockwork: hooooold
Ashton: Restart
lirazel64: Frozen again...
I_Am_Clockwork: hoooooooooold
gnome_friend: @AlliterateA Heather preferse to go by Heather now
bat_wool: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
RandomTrivia: circusofkirkus Any shed can be a VengaShed as long as you decorate it appropriately
Dix: They've noticed an issue with sound not coming back after certain scene transitions so they're working on that
Sarah_Serinde: FYI Heather doesn't go by Hodor anymore
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Also in case anyone missed it earlier, Beej has been chatting from Heather's account
GapFiller: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Lord_Hosk: There appears to be more Rust in the Rust proof shed than was previously expected. The finest Joe is patching with gaffers tape and those little plastic tables from pizza boxes. Please stand by.
AlliterateA: @gnome_friend ooops sorry
DiscordianTokkan: @AlliterateA I think she prefers just Heather now, not that older name
iSmartMan1: Once again, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3... 2... 1...
PhoenixShaman: You got this tec team
TehAmelie: random inspirational quote: "The worst thing you can do is stop being engaged in things. Ten years from now, either things will have turned out worse and you'll be mad at yourself for letting it happen, or things will have turned out better and you'll be mad at yourself for missing the train." -Mattias Irving
angryoptimist: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed Uh oh.
I_Am_Clockwork: hmmm smooth jax
SmithKurosaki: @Lord_Hosk You make a good point. There is a lot of rust at hand it seems
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART Engineering lrrHEART
I_Am_Clockwork: jaz*
angryoptimist: Well, I assume Heather approved of it.
angryoptimist: So, maybe not uh oh.
PhoenixShaman: !Jaz
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: angryoptimist I believe so
PhoenixShaman: !Jazz
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !badadvice
beowuuf: good quote tehamelie TransgenderPride
corpocracy: I will say, this certainly feels like a certain bus related charity stream
Prof_Poppinoff: Get the evapo-rust out
delta__vee: those little plastic tables from pizza boxes:
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat, you're amazing. In less than 90 minutes you've raised $3,800+
Pal_Friendpatine: I used some pretty good rust removing acid while working on a tall ship. Maybe that might help on this shed?
angryoptimist: So, this test is a good thing. I think it's a very good thing that this test is happening.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
PhoenixShaman: tundra 4x4
doubleayrun: well it's definitely not a certain bus related charity stream
beowuuf: at least they could see chat. at least we exist
flatluigi: sounds!
theovenbird: audio!
cgwonder: yaaay
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
Easilycrazyhat: SOund!
eric_christian_berg: VICTORY!
Dix: Y U S
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrSIGNAL
I_Am_Clockwork: sound!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
arcanzaJenkins: noises!
TacitusVigil: @angryoptimist Exactly. It's good to identify these issues now. Smooth them out.
drfox17: we're operatoinal!
Camthelion: sound!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSINGAL
cgwonder: sound!
angryoptimist: Sound!
KaminaDuck: YAY AUDIO
themaskedferret: Audio!
Dix: It works!
codatski: Eyy! better
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: audio is working
PhoenixShaman: wooo audio
LlewellynZ: ysbrydHype ysbrydYheart
drfox17: way to go Joe!
MikoKisai: audio works!
saberpilot: yay!
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Unpronounceable: Hello all
KilrenKrae: delicous sound
Joalni: Fixed!
beowuuf: wb
direhuman24101: Audio/Visuals nominal
MyrddintheWizard: Sound
lizziemeg: yay!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
angryoptimist: lrrSIGNAL
theshover: sound
cgwonder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TSSaloic: Audio has returned from the void!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TacitusVigil: We lost Beej though.
DrakoniteStreams: mime mode is broken now
Viewers_Like_You: Testing scream!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
TacitusVigil: Was Beej the issue?
Dix: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
CAKHost: yay!
r10pez10: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted on the site. You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
Sarah_Serinde: TransgenderPride
margieargie: TransgenderPride PrideTrans TransgenderPride PrideTrans
Dix: There's a Dix's RBS Log for anyone interested in that shenaniganary
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans HahaBall IntersexPride GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride
TacitusVigil: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
gnome_friend: !findquote trans
LRRbot: Quote #6815: "Let's Nope says trans rights!" —Ben [2020-03-10]
eSeamus: TransgenderPride
SmithKurosaki: Its okay Joe. There's a lot of rust to excise :)
Random2130 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Random2130! (Today's storm count: 76)
TwitchTVsFrank: the shed may be rusty but those bees have zero rust
Meechan_: mattlrHeart mattlrHeart mattlrHeart
Prof_Poppinoff: No sorry, only love
cgwonder: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
TSSaloic: Trans Lifeline! bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride
PhoenixShaman: TransgenderPride
r10pez10: why am i not surprised there's a spreadsheet
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLion PrideLion PrideLion PrideLion
HavenJunde: TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
ContingentCat: PrideTrans kathle3EYE PrideTrans kathle3EYE PrideTrans kathle3EYE
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !subwelcomes
LRRbot: In an effort to keep things streamlined for today's show, we won't be doing sub welcomes. However, join James tomorrow at 1PM Pacific for a standalone sub welcome bonus stream where he'll welcome everyone who subs today while playing... something.
PharaohBender27: lrrIAN 's driving style is making me a little katesScared
lirazel64: PowerUpL lrrFINE PowerUpR
James_LRR: 1PM Pacific on this channel, with me!
asthanius: Nobody?
asthanius: It's not a thing?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Larington: Wow
kaleidoscopemind: probs tom nook
Meechan_: Canadian or American 1000?
TSSaloic: I wish I had a sub right now just to yell TRANS RIGHTS!
djalternative: the $1000 bill was discontinued
korvys: Thousand Dollar William
Arclight_Dynamo: The Canadian $1000 has the Queen on it. It also has been discontinued for years.
SmithKurosaki: There /was/ a $1k bill
Viewers_Like_You: A thousand-dollar bill, AKA "kilo-william"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
RockPusher: Money In Spaaaaaaaace!
Emu_on_the_Loose: Apparently Grover Cleveland is on the US $1000 bill.
Fu4ow: who's driving?
TacitusVigil: Grover Cleveland I think in the US
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !subwelcomes
LRRbot: In an effort to keep things streamlined for today's show, we won't be doing sub welcomes. However, join James tomorrow at 1PM Pacific for a standalone sub welcome bonus stream where he'll welcome everyone who subs today while playing... something.
DiscordianTokkan: Story checks out
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Is the Rustproof Bee Shed logo tilting more or am I imagining things?
Meechan_: Oh wow, Liz has 2 bills
offbeatwitch: generally
momma_tatts: TransgenderPride
PhoenixShaman: do your bills acctually smell of maple syrup? I have a Canadian mate who swears they do
3and4fifths: Claws up for trans rights!
amative1: The US doesn't have anything larger than a $100 as legal tender currently
beowuuf: soft drugs it is!
NimrodXIV: IAN
SmithKurosaki: 420 good, chems mostly bad
ContingentCat: IAN
malc: Ian...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
Driosenth: Grover Cleveland was on the USD $1000 bill
bat_wool subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, bat_wool! (Today's storm count: 77)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: um
Snowcookies: wut?
Juliamon: He's right, but he shouldn't say it
monakai: He's got a point.
beowuuf: and wow ian, very 80s of you
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideCrown PrideLion crown is drag queen not trans but lol queen dollar bill
BtEtta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
BtEtta: Dammit Ian
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BtEtta! (Today's storm count: 78)
PharaohBender27: Some Googling says that Salmon B. Chase was on the $1000 bill, which was discontinued in the 1960s
ogier300: I'm having 90s flashbacks now
r10pez10: i haven't thought about mcdonalds coffee spoons in a long time
momma_tatts: Ian . . . you are mildly terrifying
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: sorry what
control_rig: Ian...
Dix: My god
Larington: I need an adult.
blue_lotus_designs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
blue_lotus_designs: what a great time for my 5 month resub to come up.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, blue_lotus_designs! (Today's storm count: 79)
DrakoniteStreams: Ian...
patience_zero: whats the ketchup for?
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
iSmartMan1: IT'S JAM
ButButTheJesus: ian...
monakai: Kids, don't snort ketchup.
RandomTrivia: Shed*
TacitusVigil: McDonalds now has super spicy sauce to not sniff up your nose.
Xed_Regulus: A truck driver in Ontario got arrested at a traffic stop this weekend for smoking opium.
beowuuf: bus is coming along nicely
DiscordianTokkan: Just snuff boxes filled with powdered ketchup
amative1: And there are numerous people who were on the 1k note, including Hamilton
DigitalSeahorse: PridePog PridePog PridePog
ShifuDaxiongmao: Now we need to test if Matt can crash it
SquareDotCube: My question is, what the EFF is with the McFlurry spoons
Dix: The Ian Chaos Driving
WolfgangCloud: This is the bus not for the children
margieargie: Ian's doing his usual driving, all's right with the world
BtEtta: Matt doing his best Star Trek
ky0dar: you use the ketchup packets to cut up the line.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: go Meechan_ go!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideCute PrideFloat bug off!
Frankenfruity: Meechan, HELP!
malc: lol
drfox17: MEG MEG MEG
Dix: hahahaha Hi Meechan_
RockPusher: ahahahahahahaha
ContingentCat: Hi Meg
RockPusher: gabyLul
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: we believe in you!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
r10pez10: voluntold
RandomTrivia: LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: get 'em Meg
SmithKurosaki: @SquareDotCube I almost feel like it's meant to be used to mix it. But, it's just.. bad
beowuuf: jlrrNo
CaptainSpam: "Hey, Meg, you wanna bug off for a few minutes?"
NightValien28: Meg is matt's adam
Snowcookies: lol
RandomTrivia: Sounds about right LUL
NightValien28: #teammeg
TacitusVigil: @SquareDotCube I assumed it was a fancy design "fold from plastic' thing
ShifuDaxiongmao: smart he didn't phrase it as "do you want to bug off for me?"
Nuurgle: Matt, just look down and pretend to play.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: we are 46 dollars away from $4000!
RockPusher: mattlrHeart Meg
ContingentCat: Mmmm bug gravy
Despoiler98: BONK
flatluigi: it works irl too
PharaohBender27: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
Dix: so clooooose to $4k
drfox17: @Meechan_ i the hero we needed in these times
ThePov42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ThePov42! (Today's storm count: 80)
RandomTrivia: Kathleen is just actively gaming.
Edgarware subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Edgarware! (Today's storm count: 81)
Orgmastron: Aniaml Crossing is srs bzns
TacitusVigil: Don't worry, I'm sure Kathleen wouldn't plot revenge on someone doing that...sure...
Nuurgle: you set such a low bar...
beowuuf: ian finding DB's 'go left' has chat latency
laskoreadscomics: Meg better than Matt confirmed?
NightValien28: maybe meg should help you play final fantasy tactics
Joalni: What has been unleashed? @Meechan_
ContingentCat: In other news the Tigers lost against the Crabs in the finals so they're at 1-1
r10pez10: it's at least a mantis plus
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted on the site. You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
beowuuf: vey wise considering kathleen is sure to host an AC game later
Dix: C O F F E E delivery hype
RandomTrivia: lrrGRAHAM lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: katesLol
gnome_friend: !findquote coffee
LRRbot: Quote #4965: "Coffee, Air Con and elevators: the things that make human civilization possible." —Cameron [2018-05-08]
DeM0nFiRe: lrrGRAHAM
Joalni: Thank you, G!
SmithKurosaki: Thanks G
Dix: What's the brew Graham_LRR?
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's not real until James_LRR brings ice cream for everyone
KaminaDuck: Thanks, G!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: challenges are on the DB website, DONATIONS are on the
Dared00: $4000!!!
AzureishDragoon: 4k!
James_LRR: It's over 4000!!!!
Dix: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted on the site. You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
arcanzaJenkins: 4k hype!
DragaFireHawk: simplHYPE
Dix: WOOO!
ClodiumSoride: dangit pharaohbender
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN 4k Hype! lrrHORN
cgwonder: 4K Hyyyype!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Cephallope: Coffee delivery system test is successful
Joalni: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Larington: Great jorb people!
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ClodiumSoride: i trirf
theneatestburrito: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: but it is factual
ShifuDaxiongmao: "it's over 8000"
DigitalSeahorse: 9k + would be the meme
beowuuf: yay!
ClodiumSoride: i tried to make it evrn
freshmaker__: good meme james
RockPusher: slytqCash slytqCash slytqCash
GaelanS: quick, someone donate $5k so we can get the meme
DiscordianTokkan: 100% Yamcha
PharaohBender27: @ClodiumSoride Wouldn't be the first time I unintentionally overshot a goal :p
ky0dar: i'm loving beejs lockdown mad scientist hair
SquareDotCube: But is it over 170K?
malc: it's over 9000...rupees
Wrexadecimal: yamcha Kappa
TwitchTVsFrank: yamcha
patience_zero: ouch
Defrost: OUCH
RandomTrivia: Ah yes. That was a great moment
LathosTiran: Yam
gravity_pike: HARSH
amative1: lrrWOW
SnackPak_: lrrWOW sergeHolyMoly
beowuuf: sure got anime up in here
RandomTrivia: Big Yamcha Energy
Brozard: LUL
NightValien28: woooooooooooooooow
GazzyW007: wow rude
Edgarware: Wow
Tantar: well
BrowneePoints: BYE
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ien, that's because you're Krillin it
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
control_rig: Woooooow
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I have no idea what this means but I believe you
NightValien28: that is true
angryoptimist: Savage.
Vyous: Oof
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
control_rig: Harsh
Naarius: lrrJUDGE
James_LRR: I actually watched DBZ and got that refrence
Orgmastron: BODIED
monakai: Energy shots fired.
ContingentCat: I have no idea who that is but it sounds like a burn
TacitusVigil: But which Deep Space Nine character is James?
James_LRR: I am sad
herph: jlrrDang
Metric_Furlong: hello police? I'd like to report a murder
r10pez10: it's because in race he was racing "Vegeta", chat
Emu_on_the_Loose: I am here for the sick James burns.
TehAmelie: 4000 sounds really high for Yamcha tbh
ClodiumSoride: @pharaohbender27 no worries!
amative1: lrrHEART James_LRR
PharaohBender27: @James_LRR lrrHEART
SquareDotCube: Big yikescha
SmithKurosaki: Ian over here tryna be over 9000
angryoptimist: Being sad is very Yamcha.
VoodontWoW: Tint Hat Matt
RockPusher: jlrrCreeper lrrCOW
RandomTrivia: He was fighting Vegeta for position. He was Yamcha'd, not Krillin'd
Mox_Hagdorm: James is Krillin easily, at least.
momma_tatts: lrrAWESOME
delta__vee: a giant square crater, yes
angryoptimist: ( lrrHEART )
TwitchTVsFrank: its ok james adam likes yamcha
LathosTiran: not that powerful, but willing to showup to the end of the world everytime
planeswalkagogo: "Big Yamcha Energy", that's a thing that was said
Dmc3628: Z I thought we were on full ZED
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Good job Kathleen! You won!
beowuuf: wow ian not only murdered james but james saw it coming :(
Defrost: Is he though?
GazzyW007: @beowuuf just like yamcha
PMAvers: I thought James would be more of a Krillian, since he's quite death-prone
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: can we get $4,444 chat?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #TeamOrder
TheThromborax: Did Ian just make a ZIMA WARRIORS joke?
control_rig: Phrasing?
beowuuf: gazzyW007: i don't get the reference but am still laughing that i unintentionally managed to make it worse :D
Goorguy: So how is handing off the bus going to work?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
NimrodXIV: woooow
malc: sergeJustRight
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
control_rig: Wooooow
CAKHost: So are we going to discuss which imposter caused the sound issues?
Aitsu111: let's get 4321.90
RandomTrivia: I guess they'll do that eventually...
Nuurgle: That was submitted by Meg, who wanted her Switch back
Prof_Poppinoff: chat is sus, vent chat
Aitsu111: *4321.09
offbeatwitch: they didn't give a time limit for the challenge
ContingentCat: Animal crossing music is so good
theprophetofcthulu: who is driving the bus?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: wow, that bathroom is lovely
CAKHost: Uhmm
laskoreadscomics: !challenge
Sarah_Serinde: It's so nice
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: theprophetofcthulu I believe Ian is
flatluigi: dawwww
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted on the site. You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
AlliterateA: Yaay my challenge!
SnackPak_: A+ shitter
Wrexadecimal: the pause on that :P
SquareDotCube: I think Ian would greatly enjoy hearing KK Groove
Easilycrazyhat: TOS!
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ky0dar: Beej is a healing anime
ContingentCat: Oh wow that's such a good bathroom
cgwonder: that is a dream bathroom
KV1NN4: wonderful shitter Kathleen
PharaohBender27: OK I'm seeing pink lines on lrrKATHLEEN again, which experience tells me means her screen will soon get fully pixelated and need to be "wiped"
iris_of_ether: That's a good bag!
Wrexadecimal: carpeting in a bathroom D:
ContingentCat: and the fireplace
RockPusher: lrrGARBO
RandomTrivia: That bath isn't even plumbed in...
CaptainSpam: Ooo, an inked up bag.
Joalni: This is a nice bathroom. I like the magazine holder.
arcanzaJenkins: ooooh
ranknullity: unfortunately Kathleen cannot hug objects in her AC house
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh hey that's available at
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
The_Kraken19 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, The_Kraken19! (Today's storm count: 82)
Wrexadecimal: so dumping in a storage romo Kappa
Wrexadecimal: *room
Pal_Friendpatine: I definitely want a wood burning stove in my bathroom
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen I really like your AC house
SmithKurosaki: Is a dropped stream?
flatluigi: thanks ian.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
RandomTrivia: Ian with the brutal honesty
beowuuf: i would not have been surprised if ian had said 'my actual ikea showroom'
Dix: l ol
Despoiler98: LOL
ContingentCat: That sounds like a very Ian thought
malc: lrrWOW
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: REALLY?!
ShifuDaxiongmao: he still can't.. it just gets messy :P
Mysticman89: you can already do that, it's called an upper decker
ContingentCat: what?
malc: oh right
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Second bathroom is fantastic for COVID-living.
Laurence72: lrrWOW
Goorguy: No guest
ContingentCat: I thought it would come up more?
Dix: Mysticman89 WHY
SmithKurosaki: nope, my chromecast is just being a dick
flatluigi: the what
iris_of_ether: So as a celiac with an occasionally angry stomach...I NEED those 2 bathrooms.
DragaFireHawk: As someone who has four people in the house and two bathrooms, I can confirm that it's nice having multiple bathrooms simplLOL
Joalni: I did not need to think about that.
TacitusVigil: Did somebody say Toilet Beer?
planeswalkagogo: Don't piss where you mix your potions, Ian!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Joe
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: and the audio didn't break!
GhostValv: the carboys I'm guessing
ContingentCat: lrrHEART Joe
Lord_Hosk: Ian, make sure you flush your toilet and run the sink and shower at least once a month to maintain the plumbing
RandomTrivia: Anyone left on Kathleen's island should Bug Off
TwitchTVsFrank: yay joe
GaelanS: Joe is doing a great job!
offbeatwitch: the Joe is doing a great job
control_rig: Good transition!
SnackPak_: #TeamJoe
NimrodXIV: praise Joe
RockPusher: Yay Joe!!!
theovenbird: woo transitions with audo!
Joalni: Thank you, Joe!
cgwonder: lrrHEART Joe lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Joe
SpecialKolin: Joe is the best
SoaringDragon42: lrrHEART Joe!
NullValid: lrrHEART Joe
Laurence72: Joe is the real hero today
corpocracy: Yay Joe!
Prof_Poppinoff: priase tech and engineering
gnome_friend: !quote wiggins
LRRbot: Quote #6552: "Now is probably not a great time to mention I have a vertigo issue." —Wiggins, while spinning in place [2019-11-09]
stares_in_klingon: <3 Joe <3
lirazel64: Huzzah!
VoodontWoW: Thank you Joe!
JoeTrollo: lrrHEART
GaelanS: @offbeatwitch we made the exact same joke at the same time and I've never felt more connected to another human
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: JoeTrollo lrrHEART
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo (I know wrong person but close enough?)
iSmartMan1: !quote matt
LRRbot: Quote #1138: "Why are you so tight?" —Matt [2015-11-18]
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat katesLol
Joalni: Beej needs a random dance party, and so do I.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "that should be easy" - famous last words
gnome_friend: !findquote dance
LRRbot: Quote #5020: "I invented a new person with my dancing." —Cori [2018-06-03]
Goorguy: "Should" is a terrifying word in tech
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi Matt :D
gualdhar: wait they're muted now
ContingentCat: HI Matt
Prof_Poppinoff: matt moving up in the world
GlennSeto: Hi friends, has a format for driving and support shifts been announced yet? :)
MikoKisai: famous last words
RockPusher: BIG MATT!
frnknstn: matt on the bus
Neisan29: sergeHubris ?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: *should*
malc: #TeamShould
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: Matt 5!
DiscordianTokkan: "Should"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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drfox17: matt cam makes me think we're playing Final FAntasy Tactics
Dix: CAM 5
GaelanS: perfect
malc: oh no
PharaohBender27: UM
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: MIC FIVE
cgwonder: double Ian!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrIAN lrrIAN
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no too much Ian
Meechan_: No that's My life
ContingentCat: Oh no double Ian
hackingderps: all ian all the time
Despoiler98: LOL
angryoptimist: DOUBLE IAN
Mollylele: Nice Ian, beard!
DrakoniteStreams: Hi Beard. You have a nice Matt.
Cephallope: Dont let the hubris hit you on the way out
Joalni: Yeah, zoom in on the beard!
RockPusher: Entirely too much Ian
DeM0nFiRe: 2AN
ramiel117: I would like some matt cam
Larington: LOL he dematterialised.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrGOAT
I_Am_Clockwork: Ian-drop?
beowuuf: lrrFRUMP_TK
Dmc3628: we've cloned'em
Scarbble: we got there!
SpecialKolin: Normal Matt View!
lilyoswald: oh wow, I didn't recognize Matt at first. That beard looks good
ShifuDaxiongmao: Too much Ian!
SnivianMoon: I'm seeing double here! Four Ians!
malc: still too much Ian
r10pez10: 2ian 2 furious
DiscordianTokkan: Double Ian? DOUBLE LUCKY
VoodontWoW: Welcome to Desert Beard for Beard.
bat_wool: he's replicating!
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Beej's window, like, one pixel farther to the right than Kathleen's? And is that going to bug me the entire run of DB this year?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Two Ian's? that is pretty sus
CAKHost: Not enough Ian anymore :C
Dix: There's a Dix's RBS Log for anyone interested in that shenaniganary
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo ...dammit
Fanboy_of_Bolas: is that wiggins?
control_rig: And it looks like Matt is in the back of the bus
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo Id say yes
Alephred: Ian's couch looks like the Nevada desert.
Joalni: @Arclight_Dynamo Now that you said it, yeah.
frnknstn: matts buss seats are in line
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Ha. :p
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Well, now I can't unsee that :p
lirazel64: Matt, we need updated artwork for FRWL...
Sarah_Serinde: Fanboy_of_Bolas Yup!
arcanzaJenkins: @Arclight_Dynamo noooo why did you point that out!
Dix: Arclight_Dynamo ARGH i hate it
Baldrash: @Arclight_Dynamo Sure looks like it. And now I can't unsee it. lrrAWW
SmithKurosaki: Carmeldansen!
planeswalkagogo: ROTATE THE CUSHIONS !
iris_of_ether: We've sort of got DB colors in the backgrounds? Purple backlight with Kathleen, Blue with Beej, Red and Orange/Yellow with Matt & Ian :)
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm so sorry chat! :D
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: please dance no oral hygiene on stream
ky0dar: Matt. Engage your oral hygience
saberpilot: where do we submit challenges?
ky0dar: *hygiene
BrowneePoints: New quote: "Engage your Oral Hygiene"
Meechan_: Matt, we can convert our living room
fullofliesandbees: Is there a way they can make it clear who's currently driving the bus?
Aitsu111: why not both matt
PokerNutz: @planeswalkagogo Rotate the windows, surely.
JoeTrollo: @Arclight_Dynamo yes, good eye!
mattydubs75: @Dix your log is an extroardinary achievement of data collecting. Thank you and wow. Also nvm the spelling mistake
r10pez10: "engage your oral hygiene" should be !advice
beowuuf: use the power of frump to dance!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I was kind of doubting that dance parties would be as big a thing this year :\
LadyAiluros: does ian have button?
rrtycoon2: I mean, head bobbing counts.
RockPusher: The Green Box
monakai: That is a tiny space.
Dix: mattydubs75 That's the usual DB Tradition for Dix's Log
TacitusVigil: You can still do the Cameron!
NightValien28: looks enough to me wiggins
dslucia: matt's boxed himself in
SAJewers: dance in the chair?
Dix: That sounds like a Matt Problem though. lol
ShifuDaxiongmao: You can still Caramelldansen! :D
flatluigi: gotta give yourself dance party space
Joalni: Random chair dance time!
Dmc3628: sure can do a Camdance
johnalogue: oh this isn't magic, it's protobus
RandomTrivia: Matt is permanently installed at that desk
r10pez10: chairmelldansen
SmithKurosaki: Well, you can still Carmeldansen at least
GlennSeto: @TacitusVigil Violent planking?
frnknstn: that's enough space to Vogue
duaiwe: I love the official Matt Wiggins Streaming Closet.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: all numa numa dance all the time
Dix: lets gooooooooo
quietcat: this will be the year of the camdance, methinks
planeswalkagogo: Floss twice a day
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil But wouldn't doing the lrrCAMERON bring him out of camera?
Cephallope: About the size of an actual bus drivers seat
TacitusVigil: @GlennSeto Indeed!
johnalogue: dentists around the world weep
ShifuDaxiongmao: if not, can Joe hum the music?
ContingentCat: Flossing to Carmeldansen sounds bad
mattydubs75: @dix you are a gentleman and a scholar sir
saberpilot: I would love a vengabus dance
trilemma85: Hello Bussers.
drfox17: boy band caramel dancie
monakai: Ooh, can we get the boy band version?
saberpilot: to cori's version
Naarius: Find Ben's remix
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 Uuuuuh. Hmmm.
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Pal_Friendpatine: Ask Jeeves
drfox17: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
GlennSeto: I guess dance lights could be done as part of the overlay more easily?
RandomTrivia: How about one that has random-length gaps
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
kusinohki: caramel dance meets rock
freshmaker__: is there a carameldansen randomiser?
Dix: mattydubs75 The chat does a lot of the work on it. ( @VmKid as well)
Mollylele: Use a Watch2gether room ?
PharaohBender27: @saberpilot Wait. lrrCORI made a version!?
saberpilot: have you not seen the clip?
gnome_friend: Hi Molly
Mysticman89: I have a lot of questions about how this is set up, was stuff explaioned at the start of this or is it all a mystery?
rrtycoon2: I've been wondering if the RDPs would still be a thing with semi recent..."events" considered.
ContingentCat: lrrHEART Andrew
RockPusher: Molly lrrAWESOME
drfox17: Ian pls
ShifuDaxiongmao: sounds like the english version?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Mysticman89 no set up has been explained yet
r10pez10: ian pls
amative1: So, possibly the original (slow) version?
lirazel64: Andrew, you're a peach!
saberpilot: THE VENGABUS
GazzyW007: don't like that
RockPusher: gabyLul
Meechan_: oh Matt
zed_alpha: How's the test going?
Mollylele: that was a premeditated dance party
arcanzaJenkins: vengabus@
beowuuf: mysticman89: most likely it will be a partial mystery to everyone trying it too!
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
SmithKurosaki: That wasn't bad
PharaohBender27: @saberpilot Oh I know about that, I thought maybe she had actually made version of Carameldansen
Meechan_: Matt is perfect at this dance
AliceLovelin: TransgenderPride
mattydubs75: I will be sure to spread the appreciation.
ContingentCat: We can''t see enough to know it was bad
BartholemewTheKitten: A nice torso tho
WokenClick: The floss bugs me because it isn't in 4/4 time
Mysticman89: alright, I imagine I'll be patient for possible explanations that may or may not come
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: It took me a long time to learn, but my 2nd graders were great teachers when we had choreography day
TacitusVigil: Hey, remember that time Matt broke his arm doing Carmeldansen during the DB test stream? Kappa
monakai: It's torso time!
Easilycrazyhat: No no no, Kathleen. Torsos only!
Koshindan: That's not a genesis controller. :o
Dix: Wait a minute... that looks like a SNES controller
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat, donate for torsos
r10pez10: the hips and hands are sort of independent movements
Joalni: Chat, we need to join in.
saberpilot: ooh, no. Vengabus :3
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Nuurgle: Desert Crotches for Hope
RandomTrivia: Beej has definitely practised that
Meechan_: uhhhhh
Goorguy: Not being able to hear the music is hilarious]
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil Good thing he isn't doing caramelldansen then
Aitsu111: OMG Beej
TacitusVigil: Oh wait, I mean the floss dance. Or as Serge calls it, the Zipper dance
cgwonder: Beej as got it
hackingderps: the slowmo beej floss is so giffable
patience_zero: Beej slomo floss
beowuuf: ian no please
Dix: Desert Floss For TransLifeline
ShifuDaxiongmao: Matt needs it in IKEA instruction format :)
GlennSeto: A SNES pad?! How could you, Ian? Kappa
RandomTrivia: And you shake it all about
SmithKurosaki: Slow mo floss.... So Weird
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde I'm just slightly mixed up! :D
Wolfstrike_NL: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
BartholemewTheKitten: Beej is frighteningly good at real time slo mo
F1SHOR: put your hip in pull your hip out..
PMAvers: Flossin' Hell
DiscordianTokkan: Beej is a Flossing Akido master
Easilycrazyhat: It's such an awkward dance. I don't know why it blew up XD
Emu_on_the_Loose: I feel like the #Chaos is strong in this bit.
Mox_Hagdorm: Beej, you look like a video that's been slowed down. The cadence is perfect.
TwitchTVsFrank: snes controller controlling a sega cd game blasphemy!
WokenClick: the timing is all screwy.
AWinglessMonkey: besert dus
Armyguy0: OH NO
Mysticman89: beej is hip with the fortnite players
PharaohBender27: And lrrKATHLEEN 's out of focus, unsurprisingly (given the camera setup she has)
cavygirl82: slytqLol
DrakoniteStreams: you put your left hip in, you take your left hip out, you put your right hip in and you floss it all about?
tinpantithesis: no lie, that is some impressive slomo work!
GazzyW007: kathleen's getting it
beowuuf: the dance feels like an avatar is glitching
kusinohki: "if this doesn't kill the floss dance, nothing will!"
amative1: Beej has got it. Just follow Beej.
misspokeycat: there's always that remix of carameldansen with the "gas gas gas" eurobeat song remix
Pal_Friendpatine: You know for all the insanity during these times. THis.. this is working
ShifuDaxiongmao: Mox_Hagdorm does this mean we should wait for VST to clip it, upload and then slow THAT down?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
spartan029joshua: This is the quality Rustproof Bee Shed content we've been waiting for
Meechan_: all we can see is your torso lol
dalek_kosh: Just like "this"
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Drugs are bad.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #torsochat
Easilycrazyhat: (Completely obscured Matt) "Just go like this...and this...and this!" XD
Frankenfruity: Kathleen comfirmed not in K-Pop
Mox_Hagdorm: @ShifuDaxiongmao Oh god. We have to go deeper.
dalek_kosh: And like "this"
flatluigi: we can see the everything ian
ContingentCat: * to the best of your ability
r10pez10: that was extremely random, yes
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Pffft. :p
Mysticman89: Ian's magic is being revealed
beowuuf: sure was random :)
SmithKurosaki: Ahh, Ians Mirage is fading
Graham_LRR: I’m not an ambi-flosser!!
cgwonder: Ian now has a portal to ikea in his room
theprophetofcthulu: its alright Matt i'm around the age group that should floss and still don't know how to do it
Catcard: LOL
dalek_kosh: and like this
Pal_Friendpatine: I love the magic portal behind Ian
RandomTrivia: LUL
Prof_Poppinoff: Ian is foldi#ng the universe
saberpilot: !venga
LRRbot: The National Weather Service has issued a Severe Venga Bus Warning for the entire viewing area. Seek shelter immediately.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Beej, that excuse doesn't work when everyone else moves
dalek_kosh: no, more like this
GlennSeto: Are donations live or is that just Paul sending test data to a backend?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Mox_Hagdorm: Speed it up and see if it still scans!
asthanius: Ian is doing...something else
Easilycrazyhat: Wrong Floss, IAN!
r10pez10: there will be gifs
orangey44: the slow floss makes it more awkward :D
RandomTrivia: Pay no attention to the room behind the curtain
Tarnagona: Was the flossing supposed to have music?
Nefarious_Ned: Oh no, I think I just learned how to floss...
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TeiranDragon: subscribe for Beej with some seriously good slow mo flossing.
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
TacitusVigil: It bothers me how complicated this "dance" is. :P
Graham_LRR: Beej needs to take them both behind his back at some point too
ShifuDaxiongmao: IAN LIVES IN IKEA?!?
Dix: Yo I dig it
niccus: flossing with wired headphones is Risky
amative1: Your hips should just sway side to side "naturally", and your hands are always opposite left<>right
Arclight_Dynamo: Someone capture Beej's dance, then speed up the gif!
TheThromborax: Beej is doing SENSUAL FLOSSING
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN lrrWOW
beowuuf: aha, my joke was right! ian did just hide storeroom behind storeroom
BartholemewTheKitten: Ian's house does look appropriately beige
Goorguy: Let's see it G
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: :D
flatluigi: none of you follow your dentist's advice
korvys: No, I don't think they ever go both behind
RandomTrivia: Ian just has a bunch of Portable Holes around the house
niccus: who's this Graham, Who Can Floss
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix and I just had a floss party
codatski: Prove it G
unxcoin: Was it last year when Ian twerked?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: We're halfway good at it
ameliette: matt, bus!
Dix: The_Ocean_who_Subbed just ran into my room and started flossing at me agressively
Easilycrazyhat: I'm...not sure G knows how to floss
arcanzaJenkins: make graham come in and demonstrate
bat_wool: Bus me like your flossy girls
DigitalSeahorse: space for activities ssandHUG lucidDuck shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceRight katesGasm
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amative1: @Dix "aggressively?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix I wouldn't say I flossed at you aggressively
trilemma85: @Dix @The_Ocean_who_Subbed Good work, team.
drfox17: @Dix ah married life :D
theshover: have graham demo
CnCPOWERHOUR: Just spoke with the Council of Gen Z, and they have ruled "No 'both arms behind the back'."
EscherichiaCole: dix rude
ShifuDaxiongmao: Chat demands Graham floss! :P
theprophetofcthulu: @Dix i think Motomoto likes you
Joalni: Graham, you need to show us the way
beowuuf: lol, dix and ocean lrrAWESOME sergeModLove
RockPusher: Dix an unusual dominance display to be sure lrrBEEJ
VmKid: aggressiveflossing.gif
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it wasn't aggressive!!!
ky0dar: Flossing aggressively sounds like a real pose of domination
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: It was just flossing!
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun here's a good tutorial
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: dammit dix
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ShifuDaxiongmao: You went above and beyond! :D
r10pez10: shame ... tickets?
beowuuf: this hour, at least
cgwonder: it's kind of like rubbing your tummy and patting your head- it takes a while to get it but once you get it you've got it
freshmaker__: just after effects the hands in
Wrexadecimal: braddeLUL enigmaLUL
AlliterateA: Im happy
Eklinaar: Dabbing we can do, flossing is taking it too far.
Frankenfruity: Rip Teeth
ContingentCat: it can be both
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 50 character limit means I can donate as my name is pronounced
eshplode: And at the end of the day, isn't shame what this is all about?
Dix: A Carameldansen... As A Treat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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ShifuDaxiongmao: EVERYONE!... let's go! :D
eric_christian_berg: Just have Beej sing it.
tinpantithesis: as if on cue!
DigitalSeahorse: katesDance katesDance katesDance katesDance
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: get your warmups in chat
Prof_Poppinoff: Everyone up
saberpilot: beej could sing it
damn_i_am_pretty: We're so close to 4200
unxcoin: Its sad but I unironically like this song
Mollylele: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
saberpilot: katesloaf
saberpilot: !katesloaf
Pistollero1: Oh no
ThePov42: NO
2Flower: The s e n s u a l beej
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: This is a good time to start your carameldansen practice so you're ready for DB levels of dancing
vidStrickland: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Prof_Poppinoff: beej :D
ladylinzington: ew it's english
offbeatwitch: the bpm is fast enough it's just gonna basically match up. this is good
RandomTrivia: the8bitAYAYA
Pistollero1: Its the dub D:
remyjette: english?????
Wrexadecimal: oh wow, the english version
malc: lol Beej
beowuuf: this is why graham got the wide angled camera.... peak carameldancen requirements
arcanzaJenkins: yes!
Forgebold: hol up
ogier300: It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
ContingentCat: english?
WolfgangCloud: The english version!
TacitusVigil: Wait, is this in *English*?
Ritaspirithntr: Can barely hear the music
Catcard: it's getting faster
Bengineering: English version WutFace WutFace
Sogheim: wait hold on has it always been in English?
FortunaeRota: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
Nefarious_Ned: Oh jeez, it's sounding like some desert bus up in here...
TacitusVigil: Heresy.
Easilycrazyhat: @flatluigi That's a great vid. Everyone on The Good Place is just amazing.
DiscordianTokkan: Beej is stuck in Slowmode
ConspicuousCompiler: Oh, no, we can't see hands!
johnalogue: commit
fullofliesandbees: The occasional lag actually adds to this I think.
Dix: dance on your balls
VmKid: I like the English version :L
beowuuf: beej commiting to the slo mo bit sergeJustRight
ky0dar: Beej. You Monster. But i repeat myself.
PharaohBender27: Objection: We have no proof lrrKATHLEEN 's really flapping her hands Kappa
TehAmelie: as a swede, i approve of the english lanuage version educating people
BrowneePoints: Should totally do the entire caramelldansen dance!
ladylinzington: @Sogheim no, don't panic :D
saberpilot: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Luminaire_p: Oh no!
NimrodXIV: walrus tickle dance pants
levigaming8007: hi
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good job Joe!
ContingentCat: are we heading to Carmel hell ?
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet, nice Joe
Dix: INLAY! Nice work Joe
SkylerRingtail: Hey, picture in picture!
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
flatluigi: english version
MyrddintheWizard: Nice
Nefarious_Ned: hey, some PIP!
BrowneePoints: There's a full Caramelldansen dance btw
SmithKurosaki: Desert Memes?
beowuuf: nice work on the fly joe!
EnoTheTonberry: Beej with the slow rock of the hips
Naarius: On screen memes? Praise technologies!
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqHype slytqHype slytqHype
RandomTrivia: the8bitAYAYA the8bitHug
theshover: just have to do this- crashes
SmithKurosaki: I love that standby screen
ThePov42: Things that might be helpful: an overlay designation for who is currently driving
Nefarious_Ned: Just do this. *stream crashes*
cgwonder: oh god i forgot how killer carameldansen is on the arms
DiscordianTokkan: Ian's doing it so FAST
trilemma85: Ian is so fast.
beowuuf: wow ian, nicely done
flatluigi: things to set up for november
ShifuDaxiongmao: my arms are sore already... I need to get some practice in before november
asthanius: Beej is au natural
EnoTheTonberry: Beej definitely has no filter
Mikklun: Is Matt coming to us live from firewatch?
Dix: r a w B e e j
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] I have no filters, as everyone is well aware.
LRRbot: New quote #7236: "I have no filters, as everyone is well aware." —Beej [2020-09-26]
RandomTrivia: Raw, unprocessed Beej
RockPusher: Raw Beej™
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Beej is Raw AF
BartholemewTheKitten: Lies Beej, you have a slomo filter
ky0dar: Raw Beej. As god intended.
arcanzaJenkins: raw unprocessed beej
VmKid: R A W B E E J
Nefarious_Ned: Raw Beej
delta__vee: matt muted?
ContingentCat: Beej brings enough effects himself
margieargie: Raw Beej sounds... dangerous
RandomTrivia: Sarah LUL
yarenidaze: Uncensored Beej
malc: sarah_serinde: sergeJustRight
SpecialKolin: Raw Beej
Dix: There's a Dix's RBS Log for anyone interested in that shenaniganary
TacitusVigil: I thought Beej himself was a visual effect?
Forgebold: experience raw beej
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Sogheim: beej tartare
momma_tatts: but Beej IS wearing pants!!
DigitalSeahorse: k that was my workout for the day
Larington: It's RAW, and WRIGGLING.
Scarbble: raw artisanal beej
Slurpee_E: PixelBob
eric_christian_berg: Challenges submitted through the DesertBus site?
hackingderps: ian returns us to THE VOID
Wrexadecimal: oh god yes
Eklinaar: See your doctor before taking raw beej.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: you know what that sounds on brand
Joalni: Oh no!
cgwonder: fair point
TehAmelie: i say let Zeta happen naturally
r10pez10: or heather, for that matter
corpocracy: Beej uncut
ContingentCat: that works
angryoptimist: Raw Beej: ask your doctor if Raw Beej is right for you.
johnalogue: do not cook beej
Laurence72: shocked pikachu face
Nefarious_Ned: You've experienced Beej before, but have you experienced Raw Beej?!
F1SHOR: Ohh poor zeta workers and their family's haga
RandomTrivia: Ian is just rearranging the Portable Hole
Wrexadecimal: Just a studio, a beej, and a whole lotta hijinks
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
SpecialKolin: Raw Beej: Somewhere Else
BartholemewTheKitten: Do not experience raw Beej while pregnant
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, just soundproof Beej's office. Simple. Kappa
Prof_Poppinoff: the bears got matt
Wrexadecimal: r a w b e e j
trilemma85: And the bedroom is where the sleeping happens.
Catcard: oof
PMAvers: Maybe Beej could station himself in the Moonbase if that'd be a problem?
malc: goodbye Matt
arcanzaJenkins: will we get 500% more penelope this time?
GlennSeto: Living room setups seem wise.
TSSaloic: What is this “deset büs”?
tinpantithesis: invisible Matt?
RockPusher: All the better for Baxter appearances
RandomTrivia: Did Wiggins just re-draw all his textures?
Dix: Who knew that 2020 Desert Bus means rearranging yourOWN house and not the Moonbase
Brozard: Baxter wants to drive the bus
flatluigi: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
SpecialKolin: And learning is half the battle
beowuuf: counterpoint: the second stream cuts away you can collapse on the bed and not waste valuable seconds moving
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers I think that's what he meant by "the office"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: which person will have the coolest technical difficulties stream
DigitalSeahorse: woo the roadquest background
BearPsychologist: Everybody try their best to do a backflip
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, be honest... you will end up having several screens for that :P
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EnoTheTonberry: Blurry Kathleen
tinpantithesis: Kathleen intensifies
DigitalSeahorse: lol Arclight_Dynamo
OmnipotentTrevor: I tabbed back at the wrong time
RandomTrivia: lrrIAN with the manga frames
damn_i_am_pretty: Kathleen is so intense the camera can't focus on it
Scarbble: experience beej
ANeMzero: So is the final total at the end of this stream going to be a rustproof bee buck?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Skip skop Yaaaa!
TaraMorrigan: oh god I'm yawning already and it's only 1am
johnalogue: SUPER KATHLEEN is the hero we deserve
PharaohBender27: @damn_i_am_pretty katesLol
EnoTheTonberry: Ian, you needed the Speed Lines for the Staring Contest
TaraMorrigan: how do I stay up another 4 hours
RockPusher: Big Cheats!
beowuuf: matt just casually cheating
kalira77: Graham would win this. he stared off with the Gatekeeper for like a full minute
Defrost: So sleeptime used to be the DB free time how scared are you of making your houses desert bus zones?
Wrexadecimal: nice job, Ian
Dabari49: so whos driving the bus?
beowuuf: taramorrigan: not sure, ask again in four hours
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dabari49 Ian was driving before
TaraMorrigan: beowuuf xD
beowuuf: :)
Nefarious_Ned: Ian: "I'm a terrible employee" Graham from the other room: "What?!"
TacitusVigil: Beej, if you need a technical difficulties screen, may I offer this? :
RandomTrivia: Help! Follow me! Help! LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
raaabr: That is a magnificent beard
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Matt
ANeMzero: they're just thinking of Hellshake Yano
RandomTrivia: Do we need the IRL Screen?
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
cgwonder: matt is sus
arcanzaJenkins: beej can confirm that it's entirely unconsious
r10pez10: !sus
LRRbot: I can clear Ian; I was just with him in Navigation.
DrakoniteStreams: I just tell them I don't have a camera, then I can mute my mic and they can't see me banging my head on my desk
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BartholemewTheKitten: Now we know how to speechjam Beej
gnome_friend: Rustproof lrrBEEJ shed
EnoTheTonberry: Matt's cam is forzen :P
ContingentCat: Wow Matt's vanquilatrist Act is really good
The_Quiet_Alestain: Nice Matt
beowuuf: and wonderin g why matt is staring through your soul...
Arclight_Dynamo: Rustproof Beej Head.
momma_tatts: Matt has frozen
MTigress: rustproof beej head
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: We've already passed $4200.69!
vidStrickland: We miss Wiggins!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian is not on loop... he's just doing this to be Ian :P
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
drfox17: Matt "Final Fantasy Streamer" Wiggins
DiscordianTokkan: @momma_tatts It was intentional as his "staring contest frame" :D
momma_tatts: Ahhhhhh
drfox17: all the final fantasy
TheWarbo: matt has a new favorite game of ff13-3 Kappa
hackingderps: I have been in a space ship since January.
sugarsh0t: hi welcome to being medically vulnerable during a pandemic
Joalni: How about the shirt saga?
Ashen_Prime: Can we get the link to submit challenges in chat, please?
drfox17: Matt is a big fan of Eclair Farron
Prof_Poppinoff: How long can Ian hold it
RandomTrivia: !challenges
NimrodXIV: He went golfing with James like 2 weeks ago
Sarah_Serinde: !challenge
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offbeatwitch: beej is a CGP Grey fan i see
DigitalSeahorse: only reason I've left is to go to the bank and take out the garbage
BartholemewTheKitten: Spaceship, not submarine?
Pal_Friendpatine: I wish I could have space shipped myself. I’m working on it now though...
Nefarious_Ned: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
RockPusher: #TeamShirts
DiscordianTokkan: My spaceship has to land every month so I can get my asthma meds
ArdCollider: we're definitely invoking the spaceship metaphor here to get through it
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
noSmokeFire: thank you, beej, for articulating the exact analogy I've been thinking of :P
DigitalSeahorse: I'm trading sanity for safety HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Mysticman89: I managed to total shut in spaceship life during the first 3 months of lockdown
TSSaloic: Matt “EVA Expert” Wiggins
amative1: I don't like to drive in apocalypse conditions, no.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, we know it wasn't a loop but just you sitting very very still. :P
EnoTheTonberry: I'm imagining Paperboy the game, but with Team Shirts
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I would've spaceshiped, were it not for my adorable dogs who need excercise
Arclight_Dynamo: Driving and never stepping foot out of the car is taking a shuttlecraft.
ClodiumSoride: hah, got there this time
RassilonDND: mood Matt, mood on that beard growth rate
ContingentCat: March Mattness
momma_tatts: so beard, much handsome
drfox17: 180 days of march
Mikklun: My fridge is sufficiently small that I can barely rowboat myself let alone spaceship
laskoreadscomics: Anyone know what a reasonable amount for a challenge would be for having someone read a Shakespearen Soliloquy?
Brozard: Yeah! I'm there with you Wiggins
RockPusher: March Mattness Continues
Joalni: "Resembling" is a harsh understatement
drfox17: All the Final Fantasies!
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Brozard: Though mine is more like a pelt than a beard, it's not dense enough
Prof_Poppinoff: Wiggins streams have been great
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
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r10pez10: !march
Arclight_Dynamo: Matt has also been doing Rewatch With Love, which I have been very much enjoying.
TheMerricat: for folk wondering what Beej was going on about.
flatluigi: !march
SmithKurosaki: 210th
beowuuf: rewatch with love has been great
TacitusVigil: It's gonna be May
Lord_Hosk: Its March Blurst
Nefarious_Ned: March still hasn't ended. It Hasn't. Ended.
Koshindan: March 210th, 2020
flatluigi: Today is Saturday, 210th of March, 2020
Meechan_: Matt asked me if he could stream every day for March - turns out March is 6 months long
Sarah_Serinde: laskoreadscomics Don't worry about it, just give what you feel comfortable with. You don't have to offer a given amount for them to do your challenge
r10pez10: Rewatch has been great
ContingentCat: Rewatch With Love has been so good
GoblinRanger: awesome podcast, makes my mondays
offbeatwitch: kathleen responding to ian's crimes with "Ian, you're so cool" made me think of this
kusinohki: March 198?? have I lost track of time again?
WokenClick: I've been loving that pod!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: RWL is excelent
ShifuDaxiongmao: 2020: January, February, March, December
Laurence72: Love it!
HavenJunde: "march mattness" dangit Ian
cgwonder: oh man rewatch with love is SO GOOD
unxcoin: Rewatch wih Love is awesome!
DiscordianTokkan: As per it's the 210th of March
saberpilot: my husband and I have been watching it every week ^_^
RockPusher: It's been a delight listeneing to it!
DigitalSeahorse: I don't feel comfy being outside around so many runners, dangit Toronto for having so many runners without masks
angryoptimist: Rewatch with Love is great! Thanks for making it!
ladylinzington: Matt the podcast is a joy to listen to
bat_wool: I find it so sad when I keep hearing about people isolating for the last six months. Where I live in the U.S. barely did 30 days before they 'opened up' again. lrrAWW
wilcoxchar: Rewatch With Love has been great!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm really enjoying FRWL
AlliterateA: Not a great fan of bond, love the podcat
ameliette: its been a delight to listen to RWL!
beowuuf: and matt griffith's editing has been fun on that too
lirazel64: It's wonderful, Matt
Graham_LRR: It’s been so much fun!
amative1: I really need to get caught up with FRWL
unxcoin: I just saw Never Say Never Again today! It was rough lol
ky0dar: I would like to, but I can't handle consuming Bond content without haveing an input into it, because I HAVE OPINIONS DAMMIT
johnalogue: love the bondcast
Brozard: FRWL is so great
ky0dar: @unxcoin oh, im sorry.. I really am.
Myrniss: "case numbers going down." Brit here wishing i could here that on the news again :(
SursaiKosecksi: re-watching a bond a week because of FRWL
RockPusher: Graham_LRR has Matt told you I am doing running prop-guessing now - you will be pleased to know you are not predicatble!
Joalni: @beowuuf I have actually watch it because of that. The additions lrrMATT makes are so good.
SmithKurosaki: Yea, Ontario's numbers are on wave 2 state now :(
unxcoin: @ky0dar I had to rewatch Tunderball cause its better! And I dont like Thunderball haha
RockPusher: hahahah
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
LordZarano: The WHO recommends not using a mask for exercise, cause of the sweat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat, I'm so proud of you for all you've raised so far
arcanzaJenkins: @Myrniss american here :(((
Mikklun: In South Africa one is legally mandated to wear a mask that is not the home or a private automobile
RainbowPhoenix06: is the challenge system up?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah if you're out there with a wide enough sidewalk it shouldn't be necessary but the ones here run on the sidewalks that are narrow and I'm like BUS OFF
Arclight_Dynamo: Richter the Victor?
saberpilot: I'm high risk so I haven't really left the house much more than getting groceries in our trunk twice a month. :(
Wrexadecimal: yeees
angryoptimist: lrrHEART
ky0dar: @unxcoin the book Thunderball is the best version of that story
monakai: lol
iSmartMan1: Richter!
Wrexadecimal: YESSS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RainbowPhoenix06 yes! we're using the challenge system
malc: yesssss
RandomTrivia: Richter in the Van
beowuuf: joalni even down to wandering what the object from the film will be by Matt's elbow
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: Problem is I live in a neighborhood where there's almost always people on the sidewalks, so unless I'm on my balcony, I just always wear a mask when going out
RockPusher: Yes Engineering!
roefizzlebeef: YAY
ContingentCat: katesLol
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Dragonality: awesome
RainbowPhoenix06: cool
bat_wool: @Graham_LRR Rewatch has been lovely. My Dad got me into BOnd when I was little, so I know a lot of the trivia, but it's great to hear you two talk about it.
Nefarious_Ned: Engineering!!
TheWanderingNomad: who let Richter on the track!?
johnalogue: it definitely wasn't a helicopter under a cardboard box
DigitalSeahorse: GANT GANT
malc: !gant
LRRbot: Gant?
SmithKurosaki: GANT
Nefarious_Ned: !gant
Wrexadecimal: <3
beowuuf: !gant
Joalni: @beowuuf Yeah, really nice to have those small touches.
angryoptimist: GANT
RockPusher: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: Amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Gant Gant
Wolfstrike_NL: GANT
DigitalSeahorse: Richter katesHype lrrHORN lrrHORN
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA
SmithKurosaki: Who's Graham? I'd expect Dave
Despoiler98: PORSCHE
Joalni: Headcannon: Richter made that speech still racing in his van.
gnome_friend: HE'S NINETEEN!
saberpilot: he went the Distance
TacitusVigil: Oh right, Edith and Michael are the weekend crew.
blue_lotus_designs: richter Lrrmons patch
PMAvers: "You'd be surprised what kind of lap times you can get in a helicopter."
DRMagnify: had to take a wicked dunp
RandomTrivia: Did G-Money not survive until the end?
BlueFingers5: surprise QWRPLine
johnalogue: What happened to Dale?
Nuurgle: AND MATT
r10pez10: i remember A-train retiring but i don't remember if G-money did
drfox17: yaaaaay
flatluigi: good
ZeroArcana: beebul joop
bat_wool: That's some spicy QWRPline trivia!
Metalupis: yaaaay!
saberpilot: qwrpline <3
RandomTrivia: I'm pretty sure I remember G-Money surviving
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh man just got my QWRPline fix, unexpectedly
Metalupis: love the qwerpline
Joalni: You just did
TacitusVigil: I'm as surprised as anyone that Richter won LRR Mans, I thought France banned him from entry on the threat of guillotining.
Nefarious_Ned: Yay! More Qwrpline!
freshmaker__: more beetlejuice!
control_rig: More QWRPline!
Noodles_15: A-train retired, I don’t remember that
KilrenKrae: yo something just crawled down the door behind kathl
asthanius: Outdrive COVID
Laurence72: so in two months?
ky0dar: Same as the Tour de France
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
ShifuDaxiongmao: It's usually just before or during the early part of Tour de France
amative1: wait, did Beej seriously not know that Le Mans is an annual thing?
RandomTrivia: Kathleen telling me about my job, or lack therof
RandomTrivia: Oof
johnalogue: if we naruto drive we can outrun the covid
WolfgangCloud: So is Desert Bus 100% not in person this year?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: uh sorry what now?
underhill33: I remember when they rescheduled concerts for May lol
Metalupis: yeaaaaah, in april i thought october GPs might still happen
ShifuDaxiongmao: amative1 he knew, just not when :D
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PharaohBender27: @Noodles_15 I know A-Train quit being Aldersman, IIRC
Mikklun: Some one needs to do a WKRP parody song for QWRP
Xed_Regulus: I had tickets to see Hamilton for my 40th birthday in April
Pal_Friendpatine: I was going to see Jurassic World Live. Sadly cancelled
TacitusVigil: "What is 'exposure'?"
Prof_Poppinoff: Yeah I had ticketmaster credit, lost it all
Arclight_Dynamo: There are still universities here that plan to start classes in January. Madness.
Juliamon: My TAZ tickets are still "pending rescheduling"
TheMandrew: i had tickets to see King Gizz in April, and then in October, and it's for NEXT october
Meark: Shows won’t be coming back till 2022 at this point
DiscordianTokkan: I had a ticket to Hamilton in May, and it got delayed to December, and then January (and then offered a refund)
gnome_friend: !quote Aex
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: WolfgangCloud they haven't said for certain yet
gnome_friend: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #909: "Taste my Noppy!" —Alex [2015-10-20]
DragaFireHawk: I think Beej was just confused that Ian said "In six more months"
underhill33: to May i should say
ArdCollider: I have tickets for Jason Isbell in, uh, August of 2021 now.
Nefarious_Ned: @Xed_Regulus Aw Xed, that's brutal.
SquareDotCube: Down with Ticketmaster!
Tantusar: No, I want actual money back!
saberpilot: all the shows we were supposed to see this year were cancelled
ContingentCat: oh yeahhhh
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: This topic hits close to home, I work as a stagehand for live music
PharaohBender27: O_o
BearPsychologist: Would have been Tragic
eshplode: Whyyy Beej
vidStrickland: Would Ticketmaster charge you the TM surchage a second time?
johnalogue: it really would be final
cgwonder: right now i'm holidng on to a plane ticket to Vancouver that I was meant to take back in May...
Xed_Regulus: @Nefarious_Ned Thanks
RandomTrivia: Awww
flatluigi: lrrWOW
GazzyW007: woooooooooow
mowdownjoe: WOWWWW
DiscordianTokkan: And Neil Peart...
JaysonMaxwell: Or if you tried to release your first book lrrAWW
salimancer: Yikes guys
GoblinRanger: that's one for the quotes :)
roefizzlebeef: love kathleen
ContingentCat: He was saved from experencing 2020
DigitalSeahorse: katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm
TacitusVigil: Alberta
PharaohBender27: OH NNNOOOO
voslan: Newfy?
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, yeah, that would have been a cultural nutslap, Beej.
asthanius: Alberta
DiscordianTokkan: Alberta
head_cannon: Kathleen "Thank goodness Gord Downie was already dead" DeVere
Arclight_Dynamo: Alberta, yes.
ContingentCat: Quebec wants to leave, let them
Mysticman89: quebec kinda wants to be its own thing anyway
margieargie: Newfoundland was independent before!
photosinensis: Decimating Canada sounds like a bad idea.
Mikklun: None of it snark snark
TheWarbo: wow, matt with the take
saberpilot: Canada will win
BlueFingers5: qubec sus, vent it
Laurence72: Quebec! Give them what they want!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Chat we're 86% of the way to our goal!
Juliamon: Quebec has been preparing for this
ShifuDaxiongmao: Nobody really wants Alberta though, right?
Nuurgle: instead of a refund for my flight to Canada in April, they gave me an airline credit. They expire after 6 months.
Wrexadecimal: quebec, duh
Defrost: Down with the entire maritimes
Mysticman89: they're the weird bilingual one
beowuuf: ian had secret beef and we on;jsut found out
DiscordianTokkan: Newfoundland AND Labrador
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TacitusVigil: Labrador. Everyone forgets about that part of Newfoundland.
johnalogue: Whatever Canada leaves the US will liberate
Arclight_Dynamo: More like NOOBrunswick, amirite? Kappa
sugarsh0t: oh my god
johnalogue: it me?
jdb399: HEY
AmeliaR: Please forget about New Brunswick, we're kinda backwards over here
photosinensis: New Brunswick: Canadian Maine.
jdb399: XD
rrtycoon2: Do they have many Bowling Alleys?
Sarah_Serinde: !subwelcomes
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Emu_on_the_Loose: I love how eastern Canada is this mystical, vague concept for y'alls.
sugarsh0t: plus NFLD has puffins
salimancer: Fredericton. it's Fredericton
sugarsh0t: NFLD OP please nerf
Ba_Dum_Tish: mattlrGolden
mowdownjoe: The only New Brunswick I know of is the city where Rutgers is in.
RandomTrivia: Both of the dogs get a credit!
EnoTheTonberry: We named the Dog New Brunswick
dslucia: they're both dogs!
ContingentCat: There's no law saying a dog can't be a province
MinniChii: my ex lives there. my oldest son spent the first 3 weeks of quarantine there
mowdownjoe: Kappa
drfox17: oh hey @sugarsh0t
superdeadsmurf: as a nova scotian, I am ok with the loss of New Brunswick
PharaohBender27: @Emu_on_the_Loose Canada's real big
jdb399: NB seems lovely, according to my dear friend
Pal_Friendpatine: @engineering So for what it’s worth the balance of all of them taking along with each other is working well. They take turns well. And there is little lag between them. So kudos!! <3
NitroGnome: Cancon!!
amative1: Ah, so Canadians don't know their provinces and their capitols in the same way I don't know all the US states and their capitols
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @sugarsh0t you're OP.
Arclight_Dynamo: Give St. Pierre and Miquelon to Newfoundland!
sugarsh0t: ohi @drfox17 :D
TacitusVigil: Isn't that just Bioshock Infinite but with Canada?
sugarsh0t: @Bobtheninjagoldfish omg no u
DiscordianTokkan: PEI in a gigantic canoe
Pal_Friendpatine: Talking*^
saberpilot: @LadyAiluros *waves*
Defrost: @amative1 yeah but we only got 10
AmeliaR: NBer here, It's Fredericton, and I try to forget about it because they always end up voting as far right as possible in elections
drfox17: @sugarsh0t i had that fried avacado taco again today!
Nefarious_Ned: @amative1 I feel like we should get a bye because we have FIFTY, ain't nobody got time for that!
ContingentCat: @amative1 and we only have 13, but having St.John and St. John's is confusing
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @sugarsh0t no u no backsies.
sugarsh0t: @drfox17 \o/
cuttlefishman: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
lirazel64: It is a Maritime, after all.
Emu_on_the_Loose: @PharaohBender27 For sure! I was kind of amazed during Road Quest how they picked "north" and just kept going, and going...
gnome_friend: !quote Julie
LRRbot: Quote #3122: "I found a tasty rock!" —Julie [2016-08-05]
cuttlefishman: I thought we were harsh on PEI here in NS
Meechan_: as a geologist, this is 100% legit
cuttlefishman: But wow
Xed_Regulus: Japan might take PEI so they can have Anne of Green Gables
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ugh Nestle
PharaohBender27: @AmeliaR lrrAWW lrrHEART
SachielOne: I fully support this reboot of Fafner in the Azure
andrew: How did this happen on not my shift
TheFaceofCho: @sugarsh0t it's Juuuuuuulie
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, a classic DB bit
Mikklun: Dear Lord what did PEI do to Vancouver Island
cuttlefishman: PEI for 48th Prefecture when
beowuuf: wow, 4444.44 is getting close...
samwonk: What?
asthanius: BEEJ
sugarsh0t: @TheFaceofCho it's Chooooooo
ContingentCat: katesLol BEEJ NO
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so.... Beej is timethetatman?
RandomTrivia: D'awww, that's so precious
bv310: Like Dragon Turtles
SnackPak_: some islands are on their own plate
r10pez10: i mean they kind of do, but on magma
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Arclight_Dynamo: That's some Ninento-ass logic, Beej.
FelidarSov: I had a coworker in their 40s who very honestly believed this about islands
Sarah_Serinde: Bearudite sergeJustRight
Laogeodritt: I mean, tectonic plates? =V
TacitusVigil: I mean, Atlantis has its own intergalactic hyperdrive.
Arclight_Dynamo: *Nintendo
TheWanderingNomad: I mean they kinda shift because tectonic plates but
Meechan_: they KIND of float, but not on water,
ContingentCat: There's contenental drift but that's not floating around
Easilycrazyhat: XD Oh no
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
asthanius: WHAT
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Emu_on_the_Loose: Ha!
johnalogue: China says: "Islands definitely show up where they weren't before."
bat_wool: What?
drfox17: who says this stuff!?
drfox17: WHY
bv310: HEY
Mikklun: Send PEI to the Maldives they need the land
NimrodXIV: I mean, yeah
Aitsu111: island are land icebergs
kusinohki: Outer Wilds Giant's Deep islands??
PMAvers: Why not both? Both.
A_Dub888: #BlameTeachers
Nefarious_Ned: On no, there's a US senator that was way older than that who thought islands could capsize....
Dish_KP: You ever just think about Funkytown? I do. like, a lot
Prof_Poppinoff: correct
Serpens77: ah yes, good old "anchor bridges"
LathosTiran: joe's mic low compared to talent
photosinensis: I'll go with that.
Statist42: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:23.
TSSaloic: The Bee Shed?
Joalni: Beej, don't blame teachers!
Xed_Regulus: Unfortunately
monakai: If only it would...
Juliamon: I live on an island. It's neighborhood-sized and in the middle of a pond. We absolutely don't move/float, otherwise we wouldn't get flooded so often.
BlueFingers5: I wish it would
malc: my biology teacher thought gravity was unique to Earth.
Mysticman89: tell that to the tectonic plates
Dragonality: No matter how much we might wish otherwise
SonofThoth: We can only dream
sugarsh0t: CON: This format does not allow any of the scientists on site to rush onto camera and fix the disaster unfolding on stage
unxcoin: As a Floridian, that is actually true
ElementalAlchemist: We would all like Florida to float away like that though
Foxmar320: If you get rid of Florida take me with you first!
Metric_Furlong: Noah's Island was a documentary! Wake up, sheeple!
LariatWest: TransgenderPride gravity_pike
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
TheWarbo: are we keelhauling people under an island?
gnome_friend: Florida used to be attached to Africa
ContingentCat: sure 20 feet is deep enough for PEI
CHS_FutureGazer: It's *certain teachers
lirazel64: Greek mythology has some floating islands
RandomTrivia: Oh, like a cheese wire!
gnome_friend: Then it attached itself to North America
Mikklun: When I was learning on the Education Campus those people scared me
tim19862: but the weight of the land...
Easilycrazyhat: Teachers are amazing and don't get enough credit...but there are a lot of bad ones that do a lot of damage.
sugarsh0t: We just have to watch
sugarsh0t: We just have to watch while they do this
photosinensis: If America could lop off Florida, *we would*. We don't want it, and we don't want to inflict it on anyone.
AmeliaR: Perfect
Pal_Friendpatine: An island is only an island because land above the water is separated by said water. Otherwise everything on this planet is attached to everything else
angryoptimist: That's a really good emote you've gotten, Foxmar.
DiscordianTokkan: EVERYTHING is Cake, including the continental shelf
aerobeing: Islands move together with the plates.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
Durzo_Blint_: Bugs Bunny 2020: Make Florida An Island Again
bat_wool: @LoadingReadyRun Flos a cake for us!
photosinensis: We hate a lot of people, but none of them so much to give them Florida.
cuttlefishman: You've just threatened the life of an entire province
Orgmastron: @sugarsh0t Sure do
cuttlefishman: wow
ContingentCat: we'll have to break the confederation bridge
Emu_on_the_Loose: <3 Ian you are an international treasure.
GazzyW007: this got peak canadian quick
Nefarious_Ned: It's 2020, the world as you know it is just one of those hyper-realistic cakes.
TacitusVigil: Art is an-[banned]
Mikklun: Surely last in to confederation first out
Lord_Hosk: Dogs are boys Cats are girls...
SmithKurosaki: Log Jammer Waltx:)
AmeliaR: I'm so here for y'all taking the shit on NB
blue_lotus_designs: saw a cake in half sounds like a good live segment
sugarsh0t: art *is* anal tho
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
Joalni: How about 1080p-ness, Ian?
DiscordianTokkan: Merlin Mann is a gem
Prof_Poppinoff: Julie :D
johnalogue: and he says solder like James May
photosinensis: Well.
Mikklun: He says solder correctly
beowuuf: solder has an L in it :(
angryoptimist: @Joalni I'd forgotten that LRRmans moment :D
offbeatwitch: ah big mood kathleen
drfox17: what
Arclight_Dynamo: @beowuuf So does "colonel." :p
asthanius: KATHLEEN
ContingentCat: What
gnome_friend: ?
iris_of_ether: O_O
Laboons_beard: Yes thats why I cant see molecules. Theres too many of them
RandomTrivia: Oh god no
r10pez10: big mood
DragaFireHawk: WHY?!
iSmartMan1: UM
PharaohBender27: O_o
bv310: lrrWOW
GazzyW007: ahhhhhhhh
aerobeing: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
saberpilot: WHAT
johnalogue: I agree. I like James May and Ian.
johnalogue: oh gosh
AlliterateA: brave
SnackPak_: fair
margieargie: Well. You found out, I guess?
DrakoniteStreams: the correct way to pronounce solder is to remember the q is silent
gnome_friend: NOPE
fubargames: So how did it feel?
underhill33: ooooooh no
GaelanS: really nailed it there kathleen
Nefarious_Ned: well?! How did it feel?
r10pez10: learning
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: Stuck my hand on a cactus for the same reason. BAD IDEA.
photosinensis: Well, I mean...
drfox17: that's some tetnus
RandomTrivia: Only a matter of time until Penelope tries that then...
Noy2222: I stepped on a glass bottle to see how it shatters
DArchangel: A bandaid. And tetanus.
saberpilot: gravity intervened.
Joalni: I missed it live @angryoptimist Luckily there were plenty of clips :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I used to voluntarily walk on LEGOs.
ContingentCat: ok yeah that's kid curiosity
flatluigi: how did it feel
amative1: for a NAIL!?
GazzyW007: no no no no no
Inkompetence: Dodm
ArdCollider: my mom licked a metal fence post in the middle of winter to see if she got stuck.
iris_of_ether: IAN
ky0dar: IAN
AzureishDragoon: I did that as a kid with my cousin and brother! Cuz and I were smart enough to just tap the nail and stop there. Brother STOMPED
Naarius: Phrasing?
gnome_friend: nope nope nope
cuttlefishman: IAN
LariatWest: just wanted to FEEL something lrrDARK
BlueFingers5: ian
RandomTrivia: IAN! No.
aerobeing: Did the bandaid go over the nail that was just left in the foot? DarkMode
Mikklun: Kathleen is metal and also at least 1 % actual iron
ContingentCat: IAN
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
flatluigi: ian.
angryoptimist: Ian.
johnalogue: wait no
Nefarious_Ned: IAN
KaminaDuck: IAN
ARandomPlatypus: S T O P
Lord_Hosk: TEAM ORDER!
direhuman24101: reminds me of home alone
Myrniss: I see kathleen likes to get to the point Kappa
Laurence72: Phrasing!
Prof_Poppinoff: I played in junk yards and never got tetanus, I got lucky
TheAinMAP: 4,567.89!
DrakoniteStreams: phrasing
GazzyW007: tieYell tieYell tieYell tieYell
Mysticman89: oh golly gee!
RandomTrivia: #TeamOrder!
photosinensis: Just the tip?
neogetz: order!
Nefarious_Ned: 456789!!
TaraMorrigan: I was NOT paying attention
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Order hype! lrrHORN
TSSaloic: alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride emteegLIT @ClodiumSoride!
eshplode: sergeOrder
SergeYager: Order!
Joalni: Order reigns!
ClodiumSoride: oksy, i'm done for today
Arclight_Dynamo: I had a music teacher who one nailed his hand to the wall with a nail gun. He had to wait until his wife came home to pry him free.
Juliamon: She's always had that high threshold for pain
TaraMorrigan: and then WHAT
SmithKurosaki: nice catch serge
ShifuDaxiongmao: screaming wasn't goth enough :P
Arclight_Dynamo: *oncwe
OriginalGarwulf: Where do you go to submit a challenge?
beowuuf: arclight_dynamo: they're silent because of *runs* :p
TehAmelie: smarter than me. i stepped on a nail because i wanted to test the soles of my 30 dollar boots when i was 15
amative1: dammit beej
Dix: 4,567.89!
ContingentCat: yup sounds like Kathleen
LurkerSpine: I'm an adult, and I got a cactus needle in my got, I screamed
gnome_friend: NO NO NO
photosinensis: Iron woman.
PharaohBender27: I mean, it has been proven that lrrKATHLEEN has a bonkers high pain tolerance
Dragonality: I was a little older than that when I threw a flat head screwdriver THROUGH my foot
SmithKurosaki: Quick, gotta get that chaos on that
BlueFingers5: N O P E
Laserbeaks_Fury: Decidedly more iron *after* the nail
GazzyW007: :|
amative1: #teamOrder
gnome_friend: DEFINITELY NOT
MTigress: and then you grew up and here you are xD
BrowneePoints: NOPE NOPE NOPE
KV1NN4: I ran a safety razor over my finger when i was about 7 for the same reason ('safety' is a suggestion)
control_rig: Team Order!
drfox17: i play a tank in FF14, and i wouldn't even do that
ContingentCat: yeah I always watch I like to know what's happening
FITorion: after Kathleen's the Going into Labor story... Yeah...
damn_i_am_pretty: gawd no
Lady_Meh: i watch my vaccinations and blood tests
Phailhammer: Yeah, I get that.
theovenbird: #order!
head_cannon: #TeamOrder
Mysticman89: I do the watch the needle thing.
Emu_on_the_Loose: Order!!
TheAinMAP: sergeOrder
rrtycoon2: I look, because I fear surprise.
Frankenfruity: #teamOrder
control_rig: #Order!
SonofThoth: Is it bad I like doing that with giving blood?
TheWarbo: i've donated enough blood that i'm not at "don't care" but i cannot ever imagine "i want to"
amative1: orDUR
TSSaloic: Orrrrrdah!
photosinensis: NOPE.
SimGuy3k: I watch, it doesn't really hurt, and it doesn't bother me to see it
ChaoticObserver: Team Order!
Juliamon: Serge is in chat and aware
EnoTheTonberry: He fell into a hole
possummtg: I still sing the alphabet to myself in my head
TheAwkes: I watch needles. I especially like watching the vials fill when blood is being taken.
niccus: honestly? now that i've gotten so many flu shots and blood tests, i watch the needle
Joalni: I can't even look at the needle when I go donate blood.
wordswords1: is the shed only bee proof or does it also keep water out?
SergeYager: Hi
GoblinRanger: sergeOrder sergeOrder
Mr_Horrible: Team Hors'Duevre
JaysonMaxwell: Wait - people don't watch it? I freak out about not knowing if I don't watch it.
Mikklun: Thrice being the passenger in accident I tried to alert the driver by starting my sentence "Excuse me"
F1SHOR: i watch needles since i started getting tattoos
photosinensis: DISORDER IN THE COURT!
PharaohBender27: @SergeYager We hit order!
SergeYager: sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder
Snowcookies: Serge is in chat
beowuuf: woot! sergeOrder sergeOrder
Aitsu111: Team Order
RandomTrivia: Pls have break, my tea has run out
StarWarsTHX1138: yes I have to watch shots, blood getting taken , and any type of needle entering my skin or I'll Jump
BibitteNoire: I love watching the needle i need visual information
r10pez10: Will the total stay ordered? Find out after the break!
OriginalGarwulf: !challenge
offbeatwitch: everything is 5
carpeamentum: I mean... I know that the background behind Ian is like 98% a digital background... but I still want to believe it is real
saberpilot: !venga
LRRbot: You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry. You'd better like to party, I'm telling you why. The Venga Bus is coming to town.
Nuurgle: I can sit in a tattoo chair for 3-4 hours, but I can't look
badpandabear: I used to watch the blood donation needle go in but I got bored of it
ContingentCat: night as well get on the hour
PharaohBender27: Oh, there's going to be a shift change?
beowuuf: we seem to miss the 'of a kinds' but hit the straights :)
Xed_Regulus: sergeOrder
DiscordianTokkan: When I was, like, 4, I was tooling around on a tricycle at the top of a neighbourhood bike hill, and got shoved down-hill (it was like, a 45° slope). Since the bottom of the trail went onto a road I knew I needed to stop. I was smart enough to NOT do the full Flintstones model of soles of feet onto asphault, but NOT smart enough to just fall sideways. So I used the TOPS of my feed to slow down. I had scars until I was like, 25
amative1: inb4 the 6 PM shift is a covid-themed shift called "Blight Watch"
TSSaloic: I love this tri-color 5 striped Rustproof Bee Shed!
ShifuDaxiongmao: gently... GENTLY!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART You can do it Joe! lrrHEART
Joalni: You can do it!
RockPusher: We believe in Joe lrrDARK
beowuuf: lrrHEART joe!
andrew: @PharaohBender27 YEP, another shift comin up at 6pm
Wolfstrike_NL: F
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
KaminaDuck: Lend your energy to Joe!
SoaringDragon42: lrrHEART Joe!
gnome_friend: !findquote fuck
LRRbot: Quote #3511: "You'll never catch me. I'm the gingerbread FUCK!" —Alex [2016-10-12]
gravity_pike: are these manditory breaks for fiscal reasons, or because twitch will do it if we don't?
RandomTrivia: Cool technology!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah it's Twitch shenans
Easilycrazyhat: @gravity_pike both, I think
Serpens77: someone is out of practise for switching theyir cussin' to bussin'
angryoptimist: What an excellent quote.
WolfgangCloud: sound?
drfox17: @gravity_pike little column a, little column b?
Seagulyus: gravity_pike they rolled that back I thought?
control_rig: We can still seeeeee you
WokenClick: Where is Fugi so he can stand trial for his slowly shifting logo crimes
Glodenox: Audio gone, stream still visible
beowuuf: just don't lrrEFF ing curse during the lrrBEEJ ing commericals
AlliterateA: privacy invasion
ElementalAlchemist: No break screen though, they just cut the sound
yarenidaze: so anyone wanna read lips?
SmithKurosaki: @gravity_pike I believe there is ~an arrangement~
Dix: No Ads yet
ritchards: yeah, I have no ads, so, uh....
Nefarious_Ned: Ugh, twitch shenanigans...
ContingentCat: Except subs don't see ads so
lirazel64: Sound is gone...
RandomTrivia: I guess subscribers get to lip-read for a while LUL
NotCainNorAbel: @Sarah_Serinde it sure is
gnome_friend: @beowuuf The Beejing commercials?
beowuuf: oh, so no break screen for those subbed then :p
Penguino_Rojo: sound dropped
Sarah_Serinde: Dix Yes because you're subbed
rizulli: Hello everyone!
Dix: Ohhhhh
Feriority: Does the Rustproof Bee Shed have its own website or do we donate on
cuttlefishman: hehe
lumlite: No audio
carpeamentum: What is this ad for? Zoom?
PharaohBender27: @andrew Thanks for the confirmation! :)
Wrexadecimal: @Seagulyus LRR has still been doing midstream commercial breaks even before the rolback, but yes
HydraWiggins: I thought it might just be the "UK subscribers rarely get ads" thing
sokolov23: I see ads
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so audio is gone but streamers are still there. 8-)
photosinensis: I have video but no audio?
Dix: interesting Sarah_Serinde I was thinking LRR ad rolls
Dix: like this
Serpens77: LUL
Nefarious_Ned: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
control_rig: There we go
TheMerricat: and then the ads
r10pez10: nice dancing kathleen
ShifuDaxiongmao: I didn't expect to see Beej's only fan
Glodenox: Ah, there we go
ContingentCat: ok there we go
momma_tatts: Ads!
ElementalAlchemist: We're on dice now
angryoptimist: Kathleen became a JoJo.
Mysticman89: they're on to us
Serpens77: Kathleen vougueing us out to the ads
F1SHOR: ahh the best ads - the lrr ones
beowuuf: gnome_friend: we need alternative swear words instead of bus for this :)
Dix: Its okay Joe
cuttlefishman: oops
Glodenox: Tech lrrHEART
ShifuDaxiongmao: HI JOE!
drfox17: man, those dice look good
r10pez10: "oops"
amative1: lol
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Will the Twitch ad shenanigans still happen with proper Desertbus?
Wolfstrike_NL: oops
BlueFingers5: oops
ContingentCat: it's ok Joe lrrHEART
angryoptimist: lrrHEART Tech
beowuuf: np joe :D
OriginalGarwulf: Where do you go to submit a challenge?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART Tech
wordswords1: oops you say?
AlliterateA: ok
Nefarious_Ned: @Feriority if you type !donate it will give you the link.
SoaringDragon42: lrrHEART
damn_i_am_pretty: Mic 5!
photosinensis: Okay, it was just ultimately a tech goof and Kathleen started messing with us.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I propose Bee instead of Searing.
ElementalAlchemist: No, the DB stream has a special setup
control_rig: lrrHEART Tech!
EscherichiaCole: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
ShifuDaxiongmao: Joe... the o stands for oops <3
tim_e_time: I got a kick outta that
Sarah_Serinde: Dix Yeah it just sounded like Joe didn't want to change scenes so I thought maybe that's what we were going to have
Orgmastron: Joe is incredibly precious lrrHEART
beowuuf: kathleen advertised the power of mime dancing to communicate all of LRRs many store items and streams
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Reminds me of my Dad telling me that he did that thing where you ride on the handlebars of a bicycle someone else is riding as a teenager, and they went down a hill and crashed, and for 30 years one of his eyebrows was slightly higher than the other
Dix: Sarah_Serinde I thought e was just gonna put the scroll over top of the current scene to avoid it
Dix: and the layer hadn't kicked in yet. lol
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 Oof. OOOF.
Dix: There's a Dix's RBS Log for anyone interested in that shenaniganary
jdkaiba: @OriginalGarwulf Challenges are available for Rustproof Bee Shed, and can be submitted at
DiscordianTokkan: Like, at least mine were limited to my feet!
Dix: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
PharaohBender27: @OriginalGarwulf - you'll need to have an account though
Dix: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted at . You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
saberpilot: good bot
OriginalGarwulf: I do - the website says that challenges are currently closed.
beowuuf: it's fun to see this all get logged in real time dix :)
ContingentCat: oh no the TIgers are down 0-3
lirazel64: We had an electric stove when I was a kid, and my 5 year old brother decided to see if our mom was telling the truth about it being hot...
Dix: beowuuf that's the beauty of The Log
beowuuf: i think normal DB is too fast to keep checking it :)
MarkBarks subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MarkBarks! (Today's storm count: 90)
Nefarious_Ned: Can we hit the goal while they're on break?
drfox17: ooga chaca oooga chaca
codatski: @ContingentCat Which Tigers?
drfox17: I can't stop this feeling
drfox17: deeep in side of me
Dix: codatski I'm guessing Blaseball
gnome_friend: Hades
RandomTrivia: Ok cool, I have tea. And also ice cream
ContingentCat: @codatski the Hades Tigers (blaseball)
Dix: Stupid tigers beat my Pies earlier
drfox17: giiiirl you don't realize whatcha do to meeeeee
amative1: OriginalGarwulf are you logged in to your donor account? Cause it looks open to me...
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Iiiiiii'm hooked on a camel!
dimirwhispers: !quote frog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !quote Cori
LRRbot: Quote #3371: "That thing we told you? Yeah, don't do that." —Cori, to Beej [2016-09-07]
ContingentCat: Dang Spies beat my Sunbeams while I wasn't even awake yet
RandomTrivia: Because I'm and adult and that means I can eat ice cream at 1am if I want
codatski: @ContingentCat Ah! Still have no frame of reference for Blaseball and at this point I'm afraid to ask lol
Emu_on_the_Loose: I gotta say, I'm really loving the mixing around of different shift personalities to get a different onscreen chemistry.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: these silent ad breaks are spooky.
drfox17: When you Hold me/ In your Arms So Tight
beowuuf: i'm scared to look in the freezer and see if i have ice cream, because i'm not sure i do and it would be very dissapointing. Also effort
Mr_Horrible: lrrSPOOP
Ritaspirithntr: @bobtheninjagoldfish yeah... lrrSPOOP
drfox17: You let me know/ Everything's all right
gnome_friend: !advice
johnalogue: @drfox17 I struggle, to get free I fight?
ContingentCat: @codatski I only got into it last week because Cori kept talking about it during LrrMans and it sounded so weird, it's a lot but it's great
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf I don't have any right now lrrAWW
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat I literally watched lrrCORI 's Blaseball stream last night, and now think I kind of get it? (i.e. it's fantasy sports with a large dose of absurdist humor)
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 iiiiiiiiii i'M HOOKED ON A FEELING
Fairgrim: @codatski its fantasy fantasy baseball with magic
johnalogue: don'ttouchmyarms
codatski: @ContingentCat Neat!
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 exactly
dimirwhispers: !quote bump
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: How are the Yellowstone Magic doing this week?
Sarah_Serinde: Heyyy sound
Juliamon: It's only a lot if you are open to it being a lot
RandomTrivia: It still works! lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Joe
OriginalGarwulf: It looks like I am logged in on the page, but when I click on "Donor Account" it won't let me log in.
Dix: S A V E D
codatski: @Fairgrim I've gotten about that much, but that is it lol
flatluigi: aa!
drfox17: joe, you did it!
Unpronounceable: We hear ya!
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Well I see you didn't see that one stream of Camel Up Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: bit of a delay
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: dimirwhispers if you want a quote with a specific word, you need to do !findquote, not !quote
BrowneePoints: Jumpscared
ZweiVinter: Hey at least it's not BUSted
RandomTrivia: Joe is a hero! Again!
FITorion: intermitent audio
angryoptimist: Ian "Bus Saviour" Horner
TSSaloic: We Back! (Also the order has been lost)
beowuuf: nice transition back :)
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I forgot about that stream!
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Joe
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: audio working here!
dimirwhispers: thanks @The_Ocean_who_Subbed
cuttlefishman: Did you try to play with your driving setup Ian?
TSSaloic: Is this Microsoft Teams?
Veraphage: zoom+
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 oooh i need to rewatch that vod
KaminaDuck: It would be a cool touch if, during DB, there was a point where DB was taken over by the Bee Shed shifts
Koshindan: Nothing about the bus should be described as Zoom.
photosinensis: Zoom is killing me.
Armyguy0: never
Wrexadecimal: Only when I must.
NimrodXIV: only with a new Rx
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Oof. I get new glasses when my old ones break. Or every three years or so
drfox17: this is a good questoin
Foxmar320: I need new glasses. Its been a while.
photosinensis: And the shitposting. That's also killing me.
control_rig: I've been considering it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Change is BAD
OriginalGarwulf: The website will also not send me a password reminder.
PharaohBender27: They're rounder, though
hieroglyphica: About once every year or so, and it probably is.
FITorion: when my frames break...
LariatWest: YEARS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
RandomTrivia: I have literally never tried a style of frames since I first started wearing glasses 12 years ago
Armyguy0: i have been useing the same ones for the last 4 or 5 years
Questhere: going on 10 years atm
Glodenox: Like once every 10 years or so probably
Dragonality: My glasses cost WAY to much, so only when I must
NullValid: Every couple of years for prescription reasons
SonjoPotato: when I'm living a life of luxury? I get to buy a new pair to add to my rotation once a year.
drfox17: i've had these since.... a decade?
cuttlefishman: Goo Goo Googles is a good name
maintainpriority: only a new Rx. and im about 2 years overdue
dimirwhispers: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #2185: "Get past the frog and into the chicken." —Ian [2016-03-27]
TSSaloic: !challenges
unxcoin: I have gotten the same frames 5 years in a row and you will wrestle them out of my cold dead hands lol
Meyari: I've had the same frames for 20 years ish?
Ritaspirithntr: When they become obselite
JaysonMaxwell: Every few years, usually when they break - I have bad luck / am clumsy.
jessieimproved: I'll tell you, I haven't worn glasses for 20 years, but my kid has these super awesome glasses that have no hinge bendy frames and shatterproof and oil proof lenses
ContingentCat: I did my last change this year, my old ones were 10 years old. Strong prescriptions mean they're expensive.
ArdCollider: I just swapped and it's been three years, because when you have a -11.00 right eye, that's money.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: holy moly lrrFRUMP
hatboozeparty: when i change prescription, which happens every 3~ years
BrowneePoints: They also make you look like a Persona Character!
hieroglyphica: I vary between a larger, more baroque cats eye situation, and a more modern visor like band style
ArdCollider: high-five, @ContingentCat, same problem
BtEtta: I had one pair for over 10 years. When they finally broke I was *delighted* to find a near identical set.
eSeamus: I've bought 4 new pairs of glasses within the past 18 months.
CAKHost: I got some new ones earlier this year as I wanted to try Gunners
Inkompetence: I had my previous pair for 15 years, and I usually keep a pair until they break.
Snowcookies: I haven't changed frames since grade 10
Serpens77: you never departed LRR, you jsut started telecommuting Kappa
iris_of_ether: Lordy, I need to get a new pair of glasses benginLol
photosinensis: -11.00...holy crap, @ardcollider, that's turbo-blind.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP old glasses
Nuurgle: when my last set of glasses started going to shit, I just got LASIK
PharaohBender27: OOF
Wrexadecimal: LOL>
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Foxmar320: lol
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: less than $400 until we hit our goal!
TSSaloic: I just got glasses last year, and I'm changing frame style. Going from Rectangle to Square.
DArchangel: That's amazing, Matt.
Dix: That's next level
RandomTrivia: If your glasses are held together by more than hope, they're still wearable
gravity_pike: My "good" glasses have been busted for the past 6 months; I dropped them in the shop at the beginning of covid, and they haven't been able to fix them.
photosinensis: I was once functionally blind at -2.75 in each eye + a few degrees astigmatism.
PharaohBender27: $55!? katesPog
beowuuf: e8ay
ArdCollider: @photosinensis: that's my good eye! the other one has an uncorrectable error (and is only -5.25ish)
TSSaloic: I need the height.
ContingentCat: Wow that's comitment
kaleidoscopemind: i literally just broke my glasses and am forced to wear my uncomfortable spares right now
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP lrrAWESOME
Riandisa: The last time I went frame shopping took ages. Everything I liked was not available locally so I had to go to like my 20th+ choice
gnome_friend: How much to donate for a canal?
blue_lotus_designs: masks and glasses are a pia
PharaohBender27: I don't even wear glasses, but I know from just getting sunglasses that glasses be EXPENSIVE
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that's SO REASONABLE. I'm very jealous.
ContingentCat: only 100 is a damn good price
Dix: That seems like a REALLY good deal
hieroglyphica: I am like -5.25 R / -7 L I think? if I remember my script, I buy the cheap online glasses
Snowcookies: cheaper than my glasses
photosinensis: $100 is pretty solid.,
iris_of_ether: Yeah, I think the cheapest I can reasonably go for myself is like $500 for a pair....
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if Zeni would do that if you sent them frames
photosinensis: I got lasik.
Eponymoose: Is there a specific way we are supposed to donate?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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gravity_pike: But whenever I get a prescription, I just go to Zenni and pick up like three new pairs to try out styles; you can get a pair mailed to you for like $15 on the low end.
eSeamus: My last pair of glasses cost me $75 total. After shipping. Without using insurance. Gotta love online discount eyeglasses retailers.
steelfox13: Zenni optical has spoiled me
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Eponymoose use that link in the !donate command!
Critterbot: That's nothing.
F1SHOR: my last pair of glasses cost $400 8 years ago so im scared to go get new ones
aerobeing: @photosinensis Nice. I'm enjoying having done TransPRK.
tehcrashxor: The last five pairs I've had were all the same frames
Eponymoose: Thanks!
RomanGoro: Is the stream stutering for anyone else?
Eponymoose: !donate
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RomanGoro not for me
ArdCollider: high-diopter friends: eyebuydirect is the only place I've gone that is cheap and also amenable to our bus
OriginalGarwulf: Right, it might just be me, but I'm having some serious problems with the Desert Bus website. It has me logged in, but says that challenges are closed. If I try to look at my donor account, it tells me to log in, and then refuses to do so, or to send me an password reminder email.
iris_of_ether: Mood, Kathleen. Mood.
carpeamentum: Durango Corp Kappa
Foxmar320: I do not remember how much my glasses cost. Its been a while.
kusinohki: just had a scary thought - any prize raffles/donation drives tonight to test that system??
Arclight_Dynamo: "Big Eyeglass"
ContingentCat: Wow
TSSaloic: Luxotica the Unilever of Glasses?
RomanGoro: Did a refresh and lrrFINE
SmithKurosaki: Im glad I dont /need/ glasses, but I should probably have some
Graham_LRR: Ian is no fan of Big Glass™
eSeamus: @ArdCollider That's who I use. $75 for a pair without insurance is phenomenal. Also, no Luxotica.
sugarsh0t: my eyes are so bad that before I got the UVic student plan my glasses were usually around $1,000
Meechan_: @sugarsh0t :O
Frankenfruity: that's the most Beej thing ever!
F1SHOR: niceee
gnome_friend: !findquote skull
LRRbot: Quote #180: "Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head." —Graham [2015-04-30]
RandomTrivia: That is peak Beej
sugarsh0t: julie fact: julie cannot see
Nuurgle: Who fixes Beej's glasses? We do!
andrew: Who helps Beej get new gla-sses, We Dooooo
tim_e_time: *Adam Sandler noises* $700
PharaohBender27: @OriginalGarwulf How recent was this? I successfully submitted a challenge, but that was an hour ago
photosinensis: Sounds deece.
AzureishDragoon: My eyes aren't SUPER bad for glasses, but I've got two different stigmatisms, that both make contacts difficult, so as much as I want them, contacts are only Okay, not great, on my eyes : (
Nuurgle: dangit @andrew
OriginalGarwulf: It is happening RIGHT NOW.
steelfox13: Will we see DBFH paper fans this year?
ArdCollider: @eSeamus I noticed a creep-in of Ray-Ban frames this last order, but why would you at the price point.
mercano82: If you ever get a chance, go watch the Adam Ruins Everything on glasses, it explains how far the Luxotica monopoly goes.
iris_of_ether: I have a pair of Japanese glasses that are like 8 years old right now. I love them, but they are _falling apart_
TSSaloic: <message deleted>alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride alilyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride bloobyPride emteegLIT emteegLIT emteegLIT @Eponymoose
OriginalGarwulf: (As you might guess, I have a challenge I would like to send in, and this is very frustrating.)
the_lone_bard: Or for instance... Wear a mask, without them just falling off your ears. Not that I have to deal with that anytime I leave the house or anything.
Sarah_Serinde: TSSaloic Please ease up on the emotes
TSSaloic: Sorry, will do
Sarah_Serinde: We try to keep them to 7 or fewer
Sarah_Serinde: TSSaloic TransgenderPride
ladylinzington: ya I buy from Zenni, they're great
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Glasses!
tim_e_time: yes for $15 why not indeed
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rosstodon: I'd been looking at Zenni once I do my next eye exam - glad they're Ian approved :P
Catcard: 12!
r10pez10: NASA cam time
Roosevelt: I use Zenni too
PharaohBender27: I did get an eye test some years ago that concluded I didn't *need* glasses but could use them, but my issue is I have a very high nose bridge, so I worry my eyelashes would *immediately* gunk up any glasses I wore
F1SHOR: so like 5 or 6
sevenishmagpies: i just ordered from zenni an hour ago
Dix: yay team
NimrodXIV: Cloud Bus!
malc: Desert Bus in the Cloud, wow
Mox_Hagdorm: @LoadingReadyRun My biggest question about this experiment is, how do y'all plan to handle driver changes?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yay Engineering!
TSSaloic: Cloud Desert Bus.
Pal_Friendpatine: @rosstodon I’ve had pretty good luck with Zenni as well
SmithKurosaki: You're learning :)
RandomTrivia: The bus FLIES now?!
TSSaloic: The Sega CD in the Sky.
rosstodon: Pal_Friendpatine that's great to hear! :)
AzureishDragoon: @PharaohBender27 I had never considered that. I've got long eyelashes. That is likely part of why my glasses need so much cleaning!
F1SHOR: the tech supreme!
mercano82: Who's driving right now, Ian?
ihorner: Zenni very Ian approved. Others are available.
steelfox13: You're doing great!
beowuuf: broad shoulders! lrrHEART joe
ContingentCat: I imagine Paul's trial and error over quarentine has been a help
malc: wow, impressive
Graham_LRR: That’s Cory, not Cori
NotCainNorAbel: genius!
angryoptimist: Considering how this pretty much has to be some sort of brand new system, this is going very very well.
r10pez10: engineering gets shifts!!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: distributed entertainment chain
RandomTrivia: That seems very sensible
beowuuf: ah, good clarification, i thought cori!
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh so you wont have ot break the stream to change techs
steelfox13: Zenni: The skins of sand and the bones of platic
r10pez10: it's like five layers deep of tech
PharaohBender27: @AzureishDragoon I mostly base that on my experience with sunglasses, but yeah that would drive me up the wall
Metalupis: this is Paul
Emu_on_the_Loose: This is Cool Technology!
LariatWest: lrrPAUL ?
tim_e_time: all prays the segaCD in the sky!
CAKHost: We are developing it live!
saberpilot: well done!
Catcard: that's so cooooooool
malc: very nice setup
CAKHost: And debugging it live!
RandomTrivia: That is very cool
SmithKurosaki: Is this setup similar to the crossing the streams type streams or different?
Pal_Friendpatine: @rosstodon I also use EyeQue and they just stared a “test glasses” program. Only one frame but it’s sturdy and works to test out a new set of eye glass numbers
ashiok_nightmare_moose: another ffmpeg wrapper then eh? Kappa
Fruan: Desert Bus is the hackathon that makes Desert Bus.
photosinensis: So what if I need Commander LaForge?
Dix: The Bits
roefizzlebeef: engineering is incredible, major kudos to y'all
r10pez10: The Bits
rosstodon: Pal_Friendpatine noted, I have them written down :)
Mysticman89: So engineering can apply filters to your feeds and turn your into aliens and whatnot
ContingentCat: The Bits! The Bits! The Bits!
TaraMorrigan: hells yeah
Emu_on_the_Loose: Speaking of audio cutting out, one thing I'm noticing is really different is the lack of room ambiance.
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
drfox17: MATT
johnalogue: Yay for open source software and zoom kinda sucks
Mysticman89: granted they could probably do that before anyway
dslucia: matt i love you
ShaneLeeAtk: @Wiggins IBoo!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OriginalGarwulf your best bet would be to ping Ashton or Fugi around those issues
TheWanderingNomad: IUnderstoodThatReference.gif
Pal_Friendpatine: @rosstodon awesome! <3
SmithKurosaki: @Fruan ... Recursion!?!
Arclight_Dynamo: I *love* Zune! Kappa
offbeatwitch: like most video calling website it's WebRTC
Lord_Hosk: So my Anti-glare quadruple polarized, double dark super scratch resistant, something something prescription anti-migraine sunglasses... cost $2300 a pair...
NullValid: Would love a LRRtech on this after Desert Bus to see more about the tech on this one.
GamesAndInk: Cyori?
LuveenW: what's this software called, again - it's not OBS Ninja? @LoadingReadyRun
TSSaloic: Free and Open Source!
Arclight_Dynamo: Yori?
Snowcookies: Corey
Nuurgle: Ycori?
flatluigi: cory
eshplode: Cori why?
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk :O
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Yori!
SkylerRingtail: I know my org is looking into vMix for a similar event. I'm curious how...OBS ninja, was it? will work for you all
ContingentCat: Plenty of shade on the people in Microsoft(iirc) in charge of Zune
LuveenW: @LoadingReadyRun sorry, I just got here *gomenasai*
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: the hockey bit in this week's episode was amazinggggg
TSSaloic: The Zune. Underrated line of Music and video players.
Graham_LRR: @luveenw Yes, it’s called
James_LRR: Rewatch or C2I. CHOOSE!
CAKHost: Snek kiss?
photosinensis: She's doing it in the banana suit, if it helps?
rrtycoon2: It's is a fantastic production.
kusinohki: 4 = a couple??
varmintx0: It was obviously watching Casino Roayle.
RandomTrivia: D'aww, social interaction
saberpilot: I love rewatch with love <3
Graham_LRR: Me too!
Graham_LRR: I also like that!
TheArchitectX: "Couple hours"?
steelfox13: It's so good!
James_LRR: good answer, good answer
ContingentCat: It's so good
tim_e_time: I love who LRR crew not glorifying evil corporations and rejoicing in their ability to not support them
drfox17: they're all good podcasts bront
Xed_Regulus: A year
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Rewatch with Love
r10pez10: nice diplomacy matt
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat only $250 to go!
LuveenW: @Graham_LRR thank you Graham - I love you big fan long-time chat lurker ❤❤❤
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Dix: And will continue to be A While since Black Widow got bumped to 2021 :(
Joalni: Rewatch will be over before Blach Widow comes BibleThump
CAKHost: lrrHEART Rewatch with Love
TheWanderingNomad: @Matt - I know it's primarily the movies, but do you think ya'll might do a special for WandaVision?
Fairgrim: Last week was silly
beowuuf: really james if you valued matt you'd have made a new avengers film yourself by now
Snowcookies: mattlrHeart mattlrGolden mattlrHeart
r10pez10: i'm not even that into bond but it's fun to listen to
zac19b7: rewatch with love has become a weekly ritual for me and my brother. it's great.
ky0dar: I went back and read You Only Live Twice. Yikes.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm one behind but good stuff
kusinohki: less amused by all the math errors call out. :P
RockPusher: mattlrHeart mattlrHeart mattlrHeart
roefizzlebeef: thank you so much matt and @Graham_LRR for rewatch, I've never known much of anything about the bond films and it's been so much fun learning about them with y'all! <3
lirazel64: @beowuuf Iknowrite?
ContingentCat: Oh, with the reputation of Youtube comments I normally assume people don't read them so I don't bother posting there
angryoptimist: It's a very, very good podcast.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think one of the best parts of FRWL is the editting work
PharaohBender27: I almost made a nitpick post in a recent episode, but then Graham and Matt did a riff about comments nitpicking, so I edited my comment :p
mercano82: What movie has been the biggest surprise so far?
lord_wertornion: As a teen I watched a lot of Bond and this podcast teminds me how great it is
ContingentCat: @r10pez10 same, it's like how I don't want to watch wrestling but SWS is great
SetraLynn subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
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amative1: I didn't realize Firewatch was in an Alpine forest...
iris_of_ether: Oh my
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness, here we go lrrWOW
iSmartMan1: LORNA
Juliamon: The extent of my Bond exposure has been Casino Royale and I love FRWL
A_Dub888: namasty
KaminaDuck: OH NO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh lord
possummtg: Lorna Jane
r10pez10: wring your chakras
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
TacitusVigil: Just waiting for the inevitable plug of her etsy store.
yarenidaze: namastay away, Matt.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I love and have missed Lorna and she also terrifies
A_Dub888: !findquote lorna
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
amative1: Juliamon I hope you mean the most recent CR, and not the bad 60s one...
beowuuf: juliamon: i presume the recent one not the 1967 one? :)
tehcrashxor: I love/hate Lorna.
Eponymoose subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Mikklun: The Alps have relocated to the America's wow that European talent drain
cuttlefishman: Are these challenges submitted through the DB site?
TacitusVigil: Isn't a chakra what Xena used?
Juliamon: amative1 beowuuf The Daniel Craig one yes
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: cuttlefishman yes!
Jondare: Note:
flatluigi: !challenges
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
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beowuuf: lol
mercano82: @juliamon Oh God, which Casino Royale?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: e n l i g h t e n e d <gestures fancily>
Jondare: Pleasedo not wring your chakras :P
steelfox13: Lorna's dry-cleaning and Shakra rinse
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
Veraphage: My chakras are dry clean only
ShaneLeeAtk: Your chakras are your business!
iSmartMan1: "Are your shakras pre-shrunk?" r/BrandNewSentence
sirspate: these disclaimers are chakraing.
codatski: Wow, Matt that Old Navy quip really got me. Holy Crap lol
FortunaeRota: uh oh
Dix: The Bees
SkylerRingtail: Good timing on the bees
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: the bees have joined Lorna!
StudentOfEtherium: wrt Casino Royale: i actually love the 60s one
PharaohBender27: Lorna's gone psychadelic
LariatWest: the weeefeees!
roefizzlebeef: lorna is ascending
control_rig: HAAAAAhahahah
angryoptimist: Chakra Changelog
RandomTrivia: Oh no, the bees in the phantom zone!
Dog_of_Myth: Have to read the fine print on those Chakra Labels.
beowuuf: shakras have un-aligned
steelfox13: Sign. Me. up
iris_of_ether: H O T B O X I N G A Y U R T :D
hackingderps: lorna's chakras too strong
control_rig: Hotboxing a yurt GOT me
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !subwelcomes
LRRbot: In an effort to keep things streamlined for today's show, we won't be doing sub welcomes. However, join James tomorrow at 1PM Pacific for a standalone sub welcome bonus stream where he'll welcome everyone who subs today while playing... something.
Sarah_Serinde: The bees must be unhappy right now
tehcrashxor: katesRip Lorna.
Orgmastron: THE WEEFEES
Critterbot: Uhh...I mean, yeah.
yarenidaze: if what you wish to see in yourself is an eldritch horror to your left, you're in the right place.
ContingentCat: Yes it has
drfox17: sure
delta__vee: pls accept our pre-existing chakra conditions
floki4242: yes ware do I sign up
WolfgangCloud: Lorna is being attacked by the Wii Fees
Metalupis: yes
photosinensis: HOTBOXING A YURT!
RandomTrivia: Hotboxing a yurt is one hell of a sentence
ashiok_nightmare_moose: lornas yurt is hella hotboxed
tim_e_time: shockras are now chakras wow it worked 👏
ArdCollider: read that as "hotboxing gay yurt," @iris_of_ether, which seems legit
photosinensis: Life goals now.
Juliamon: Also I vaguely recall being shown a train that looked like Sam the Eagle but I'm not sure if that was a Bond film or just something my friend showed me the same day we watched Casino Royale
johnalogue: implication of season 3 being close...
EnoTheTonberry: Hello Kathleen. How is the land of Wind and Ghosts
control_rig: The weefees!
TehAmelie: i blame the bees
Mortimew: bees in the weefees
photosinensis: While listening to vinyl Dark Side.
Ritaspirithntr: Yes, hi quality videos.
RandomTrivia: Hooray!
beowuuf: they need to bee aligned
SFSMaus: The weefees!
mercano82: All the episodes are out, as far as the audience knows.
iris_of_ether: @ArdCollider Also acceptable! I believe some of my buds would be 100% into that benginLol
RandomTrivia: Someone was standing on the wire
Frankenfruity: Those were the Wee-feees
ky0dar: Thank the Blessed Bees
tim_e_time: chi blast
Critterbot: Ssss...sure?
eric_christian_berg: Ah! wifis!
MadameAdversary: Totes the weefees.
MadWolf1290: "Bus"?
PhorrestGaze: his skin is so clear
yarenidaze: Now I do!
iSmartMan1: I do now
tim_e_time: how's that strange?
ContingentCat: what
ky0dar: Go back and listen to Pink Floyd's More.
r10pez10: oh no
photosinensis: I'm sorry, I still can't hear that voice and not think of the episode of Feed Dump with the uranium dildos.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh. OH.
angryoptimist: Oh, god, Dew Goritas...
SmithKurosaki: @ContingentCat Mtn Dew Marg. Its a taco bell thing?
Koshindan: Recycle
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
r10pez10: the oldest can is an object of power
Emu_on_the_Loose: lrrGOAT
beowuuf: yeah, i would not do that in my mother's house
yarenidaze: The true definition of "the whole thing"
SpecialKolin: Beej eats the whole can
BrowneePoints: Mountain Dew + Margerita sounds like a lovely mix
ContingentCat: @SmithKurosaki that sounds horrific
angryoptimist: @SmithKurosaki Red Lobster.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh oh NO
delta__vee: beejEatsTheWholeThing1989
MikoKisai: so Beej is going to channel Ashens now?
LadyAiluros: probably yes Beej
Dix: The_Ocean_who_Subbed made me get rid of my old stuff
wedge_x: Matter Eater Beej
tim_e_time: lrrGOAT lrrWOW
Emu_on_the_Loose: I've prolly got a can of this or that from the 2000s.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix not all of it
johnalogue: @photosinensis that makes uranium fever a very different song
offbeatwitch: what's beej's high score
malc: nope. no. nyoooope
ContingentCat: katesBeans
malc: time for me to go to bed I think
RandomTrivia: Uh oh.
offbeatwitch: xkcd has a comic about this
Nefarious_Ned: Beej, NO, that can is full of Botulism!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: iron stomach returneth
drfox17: i have some creamed corn
flatluigi: was drip
Lady_Meh: yes
Meechan_: oh god
Nigouki: Botulism here we go!
KaminaDuck: nope dot gif!!!
Mox_Hagdorm: Beej Eats the Old Thing!
LadyAiluros: noooooooo
unxcoin: I have a bottle of Mezcal that has no text on it. The worm inside is still solid
Conrii: I'm afraid to ask, but is a Dewarita a Margarita made with Mountian Dew and Doritos?
PharaohBender27: I have heard that canned food can last a while longer than the "best by" date . . .
r10pez10: rust proof beej can
Veraphage: The question never specified that it had to be foos
tim_e_time: tappyt1Bacon
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEEJ
SmithKurosaki: Angry, thats for the clarify. I knew it was from somewhere terrible or mismatched
flatluigi: always
drfox17: that i have had through some moves
Mysticman89: evidence points towards beej being a timeless immortal being
possummtg: Sardini Martini
iSmartMan1: Beej Eats The Whole Thing
unxcoin: Its like 15 years old
TheWarbo: sard-Ians
SFSMaus: Beej can't die!
malc: I really wish LRR wouldn't do this gross food stuff
Lord_Hosk: He wont die, he will just spend tomorrow on the potty.
kerbalized_: iant that how botulism happens
Meechan_: sardines are great
Juliamon: I've never been to a Red Lobster (because I live in New England) and now I plan to continue that trend
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Conrii you are correct
photosinensis: @johnalogue Yeah, the episode is something else, really. Still an all-time LRR favorite.
aerobeing: Hey! No food poisonings on stream!
RandomTrivia: Once the sardines get fossilized we can use them for some TTSF project or other
Metalupis: sardines on sourdogh with a nice soft cheese
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: no we hear Ian
beowuuf: apparenrly we are. I guess it's for charity, time to prune down the lrr cast to make room for matt coming back via online
control_rig: Nooooo
Goorguy: Watch two men get food poisoning on stream
MadWolf1290: we didnt
voslan: we can
Wrexadecimal: we hear Ian
Defrost: Putanesca pasta
FITorion: we hear him
tehcrashxor: We can hear him fine
ContingentCat: we can hear him
theovenbird: We can hear ian
korvys: We still have it
control_rig: We can hear him fine
meisbored: we hear him fine
ShifuDaxiongmao: he would use them as snack... head first
gnome_friend: Yeah can we not give people botulism?
SquareDotCube: I know you're thinking it, Ian: don't use them as finger puppets
tim_e_time: salty pizza
KilrenKrae: i can
Meechan_: sardine paste in caesar salad
Koshindan: Mmm
carpeamentum: that's weird... stream never lost Ian audio
photosinensis: Beej is invisible, though.
possummtg: Salty sardines? Like anchovies?
photosinensis: Oh there he is.
malc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:18.
ContingentCat: I didn't know there were non-salty sardines
sirspate: Has Beej got his life insurance paid up?
Sogheim: the fish flakes something awful with a fork stab
mercano82: It wouldn't be an Ian stream without audio issues.
Juliamon: Story time!
Lord_Hosk: LOL
F1SHOR: umm??
Mikklun: I used to have housemates who had noodles that were 10 years expired that they elected to actually eat
MadWolf1290: WHAT
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: This LITERALLY just popped up.
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gnome_friend: People in Thailand love Fish Oil in lots of things
control_rig: Ummmm
teavian: lrrGOAT
possummtg: Ian King of the Goats!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrGOAT
Juliamon: Goat is back!
Nefarious_Ned: wat
iris_of_ether: lrrGOAT
KaminaDuck: IAN WHAT
Diabore: @ContingentCat gotta catch them after they win a game of magic Kappa\
ContingentCat: welcome back lrrGOAT
meisbored: ian has dropped the facade
GoblinRanger: Nice goat
control_rig: lrrGOAT
LariatWest: they heard there were cans to be eaten
ShifuDaxiongmao: Goat is pretty sus
The_ChartreuseKnight: lrrGOAT
photosinensis: How salty are we talking about? Minecraft salty? Commander salty? League of Legends salty?
NimrodXIV: oh no
delta__vee: hey mr goat your greenscreen isn't working
DrakoniteStreams: but that fish oil could lube a robot permanently
possummtg: Ian, Goat Lord.
aerobeing: NotLikeThis
TheWanderingNomad: I was going to say who polymorph'd Ian
Dix: oh noooooooooo
control_rig: Oh noooooooooo
ContingentCat: oh nooooooo
CranstonSnord: hence, why it's the ex-apartment
drfox17: yaaaaay
Nefarious_Ned: oh noooooo
r10pez10: did you get a new fridge
mercano82: Matt G has entered the stream?
possummtg: The resemblance is uncanny!
drfox17: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
SmithKurosaki: oof
Critterbot: Yikes!
ContingentCat: OH NOO
TheWanderingNomad: Dun dun DUUUUUUN
iSmartMan1: NO
aerobeing: And under furniture.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: the S M E L L
GoblinRanger: eek
control_rig: Oooof
ShifuDaxiongmao: ihorner that's only ONE goat... can there be more than one? :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP shigiSurprise lucidCringe katesPalm
SursaiKosecksi: NotLikeThis
possummtg: Adult nightmares oooooo
iSmartMan1: NOOOOO
Mikklun: then the building was condemned?
Pal_Friendpatine: @drakonitestreams only if it’s anchovy oil
beowuuf: i cleaned out a food cupboard that had been unopened for many years. That is all i will tell of that story, but cans don't necessarily stay intact....
photosinensis: Ish.
MadWolf1290: just burn the place down at that point
aerobeing: At least the fridge will slide out easier to clean it up. LUL
Aitsu111: and from that moment on Cats loved matt
DigitalSeahorse: katesPog katesPalm katesPalm katesPalm
SFSMaus: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Wow
Sogheim: I did that with olive oil, called in for the day, dumped a bag of flour and followed up with three scrubs of Dawn
DigitalSeahorse: ssandLURK ssandWOW yikes
tim_e_time: 🐟 🐠 🎏 🎣 🐡
aerobeing: Soda and I hear charcoal should help with getting rid of unwanted smells.
meisbored: beej went back in time
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat did though
Glodenox: We did though
Wrexadecimal: we did though
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Chat's fine
prof_membrane: How to contribute?
PhoenixMelior: I heard beej
GoblinRanger: we got you
korvys: WEe sstill have i t
theovenbird: we hear him
ContingentCat: we heard
WokenClick: We can still hear beej
Meechan_: we have Beej
Arclight_Dynamo: We hear him.
Easilycrazyhat: we can hear
iris_of_ether: Chat hears Beej
DiscordianTokkan: Chat hears him!
lirazel64: We can...
saberpilot: chat can hear beej
angryoptimist: We hear Beej
johnalogue: chat hears beej!
RandomTrivia: We hear Beej, there was a weird repeat but he's there
sirspate: chat can hear you guys when you cut out for eachother
saberpilot: he prophesizes to his people
yarenidaze: we are experiencing Beej for you.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh no
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that would be so much worse
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Phailhammer: uh
carpeamentum: castrated?
gualdhar: wait, Matt's bosses castrated him?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: go do that $5k!
DiscordianTokkan: Castigated -> Castrated
ElementalAlchemist: It's possible!™
ladylinzington: I tihnk she meant castigated
Mikklun: Castigated
eric_christian_berg: That's how you get Unix programmers.
Dix: Gant Cans
Nuurgle: any boss doing castrations on employees seems like a bad boss
chi7891: Shamrock100
GazzyW007: CANS
Kortanios subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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flatluigi: show cans
RandomTrivia: Beej is carrying the can now
EnoTheTonberry: How do you leave your cans behind?
Meechan_: We have a delicious can of expired food
Nefarious_Ned: Show us your....cans?
Dog_of_Myth: Cans!
TheWanderingNomad: Is that...a CHALLENGE Kathleen Kappa
ashiok_nightmare_moose: m ario eneergy drink?
sirspate: Here's hoping it's a can of paint!
BrowneePoints: Cannes! Cannes! Cannes!
ShifuDaxiongmao: how many decades, Beej?
niccus: are we going to get some nice hiss
iris_of_ether: !
tim_e_time: chastised would have been a better word
Meechan_: ahhh fruit spam
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ahh
Eklinaar: Time to break out some WW2 army rations
SmithKurosaki: Neat
ContingentCat: OHHHHHH
possummtg: My cans are 32 years old :O
shea_wolfe: Yeah I know that can
Juliamon: NO
gravity_pike: sadness candy!
SpecialKolin: So old!
iris_of_ether: The feels
reallegitstreamer: What's the donation link?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: fruit of the loom?
NotCainNorAbel: that does not help
Nigouki: OH NO
aerobeing: Fruit jelly?
ContingentCat: katesCry katesCry katesCry katesCry
flatluigi: oh no
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no!
Nefarious_Ned: No, it DIDN'T help...
TheWanderingNomad: OH NO
rrtycoon2: Oh...NO NO NO NO NO
CanvasWolfDoll: that's... not something i can ever eat.
Shoki_Donai: UH OH
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis
The_Quiet_Alestain: Ohhhh noooo
monakai: Wow
Mikklun: what is it?
Alephred: Solid fruit candies!
possummtg: OPEN IT
Arclight_Dynamo: Years ago I was cleaning out my grandmother's fridge, and found salad dressing that had gone bad over a decade earlier...
popcultdeathdrive: i have this *exact* can
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i knew it was a promo item!
RandomTrivia: Is it actual fireflies?
Veraphage: I've seen that anime BibleThump
djalternative: oh god no. not that sad movie!
Dix: oh honey no
SnackPak_: not bad
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSmart lucidHands shigiSaitouCry lrrAWW sadness candy
control_rig: Oh dear God Beej no
possummtg: OPEN
iSmartMan1: NOPE
Alephred: I remember those cans!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Beej, if you open it, it will no longer be in Mint Condition! :P
Mr_Horrible: beej no
DiscordianTokkan: That's just ASKING 2020 to curse us further
EnoTheTonberry: 13 past date candy fusion
KaminaDuck: Beej, please don't open that
meisbored: so just before DB1?
James_LRR: 5000!
DigitalSeahorse: NOPE drops
beowuuf: 13 years, lucky
WokenClick: oh god
rrtycoon2: That can means WAY TOO MUCH.
control_rig: Beej NO
ContingentCat: ex-candy drops
tim_e_time: hahaha do it
Serpens77: one giant candy drop
RockPusher: slytqOhno
James_LRR: Wooooooooo!
AranMathai: woath that jump!
neogetz: that's newer than I expected
Juliamon: One very large candy
Mox_Hagdorm: No, don't open that.
CastleOtranto: I'm sure its fine
Dix: We just SHOT past $5000!!!
johnalogue: NO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh dear
SnackPak_: 5k got here quick
flatluigi: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: IAN NO
RockPusher: benginOh benginNo
tinpantithesis: holy bus!!
BusTed: Nice.
Meechan_: yay $5K get!
flatluigi: IAN NO
BrowneePoints: IAN!
iSmartMan1: TOTAL
TSSaloic: It's fine. SteveMREInfo would eat it.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: holy moly good job chat!
SpecialKolin: The candy formerly known as drop
MrPhlip: it's a solid block of SOMETHING
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN 5k HYPE!! lrrHORN
control_rig: IAN no
kusinohki: we have hit house boat!!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: $5k!
Nefarious_Ned: Oh dear, you challenged chat....
MadWolf1290: Katheleen your wish was granted
Critterbot: Just add water.
iSmartMan1: $5K
beowuuf: chat challenged, we got a houseboat / canal
aerobeing: I feel like the earliest you should open that is 2107.
kerbalized_: BAD IAN
TheWanderingNomad: BEEJ NO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: all completed
johnalogue: IAN NO
ContingentCat: IAN katesCry
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrDang good work chat
ashiok_nightmare_moose: sake it up and it will ball mill itself into dust
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh uh
sevenishmagpies: yaaaay 5k!
beowuuf: actually could also be called a pit
Meechan_: beets?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: OH NO
Goorguy: A demon is released somewhere in Japan
Emu_on_the_Loose: Lychee!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: let's find out how much a rustproof bee shed is worth
ContingentCat: what?
DiscordianTokkan: oh no
sirspate: better get 911 on speed dial
herph: I thought that said spackle
ashiok_nightmare_moose: old lychee is SO BAD
Arclight_Dynamo: Lychee in... ketchup?
CastleOtranto: 5k 5k 5k
tim_e_time: do what now?
herph: don't eat the spackle
neogetz: meh it should be fine
carpeamentum: THAILAND
Dix: Oh my god yes The_Ocean_who_Subbed. An RBS Value
DiscordianTokkan: Thailand
Meechan_: seems fine
RockPusher: can looks fine
flatluigi: thailand
Emu_on_the_Loose: Lychee is no joke an amazing fruit if you ever get a chance to try it.
gnome_friend: ^
Brozard: ^^
Mortimew: katesRip
RandomTrivia: So we're going for a Desert Buck, right?
Juliamon: Lychees are great
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix that's what I assumed we were doing!
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like not a best before date
Pewnisher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
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TSSaloic: They can only be consumed safely in Thailand. There is no expiry date.
SmithKurosaki: I love lychee jelly in bubble tea
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey chat hows the test run going?
KaminaDuck: OH NO
possummtg: crack a pack
CranstonSnord: pennyWhat
ContingentCat: oh no
Mikklun: In South Africa they are called Litchis
PharaohBender27: !donate
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh dear
NotCainNorAbel: nice hiss
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
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TSSaloic: Well played Ian.
Joalni: I have a bad feeling about this
saberpilot: Heather is gonna have words XD
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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sugarsh0t: beejulism
roefizzlebeef: oh no
RandomTrivia: Heather won't mind... probably
Nefarious_Ned: Just say no to botulism...
ShifuDaxiongmao: I'm going to call a "do not consume"
monakai: Is it against TOS to die on camera?
SnackPak_: oh no!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
control_rig: If your screen goes blank
Shoki_Donai: Yikes
Metalupis: code dated, would have to contact the company to know when it was made
johnalogue: no need to carbonate it!
SmithKurosaki: NOPE
niccus: ok, so what are the signs of botulism
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Wrexadecimal: beej no D:
MegaDosX: Oh boy, do we get to see Beej die on stream?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
angryoptimist: Do not eat, Beej!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: If this doesn't kill Beej heather will
BusTed: 😬
The_Quiet_Alestain: Also Litschies in Germany
tinpantithesis: UM
SK__Ren: Lychee is delicious
sirspate: NOPE NOPE NOPE
Aitsu111: been no
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej, do not get botulism.
saberpilot: DNE
ContingentCat: from that reaction please no
PhoenixMelior: !challenges
thefileclerk: we ashens now
Aitsu111: *beej
gnome_friend: PLEASE DO'NT
mercano82: Bravo, not Beta, if your trying to do the NATO alphabet
Sogheim: oh no
CastleOtranto: Not edible!
MadWolf1290: if the food doesn't kill you, Heather will
bv310: BEEJ NO
KaminaDuck: DON'T DO IT
ContingentCat: oh ok so it's not over 30 years old
BearPsychologist: hope it's a geocities link
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: website still live
ashiok_nightmare_moose: only eat if you have someone to sue
AranMathai: This is definitely not safe o.o
CastleOtranto: BEEJ NO
control_rig: Uyh
Emu_on_the_Loose: That is probably still good!
DiscordianTokkan: Aaaaand Botulism!
drfox17: he'll be fiiiine
sevenishmagpies: plz don't die beej
MegaDosX: Do they say "don't eat our old lychees"?
SnackPak_: that's an egg
Aitsu111: nope
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej stop.
Shoki_Donai: I don't like that color at all
iris_of_ether: Do NOT eat that
Unpronounceable: Noooooooo
Emu_on_the_Loose: Or not!
ContingentCat: what should they look like?
Defrost: That looks too brown
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yeah probably not
Dimometer: no
angryoptimist: DO NOT
control_rig: Beej don't
RandomTrivia: Website says "please contact to purchase"
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah maybe don't, Beej
LadyAiluros: no
NotCainNorAbel: don't eat bad canned things
Juliamon: They look dark
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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NimrodXIV: please don;t
Sogheim: pale olives, nice
johnalogue: your nose is warning you
Nigouki: DON'T
thefileclerk: botulicious
control_rig: DON'Y
orthiar: If they smell awful, do not eat.
LadyAiluros: bad idea beej
Joalni: Yeah, no!
Nefarious_Ned: Beej I will pay you NOT to eat that!
sevenishmagpies: no beej
sugarsh0t: cries in BSL-3
ashiok_nightmare_moose: seriously ACTUALLY dont
momma_tatts: Then, as a responsible canner, DO NOT EAT!
Wrexadecimal: don't do it D:
drfox17: okay, don't
roefizzlebeef: NO KIDDING
control_rig: DON'T
PhoenixMelior: that means don't
saberpilot: don't do it
ContingentCat: Don't
bv310: Good call
yarenidaze: yeah, please no.
iSmartMan1: DON'T EAT
maintainpriority: please dont eat them beej
F1SHOR: i vote for beej not dying lol
Joalni: VoteNay
BearPsychologist: Bad and Boozy?
margieargie: Yeah, that smell means probably no in this case
DragaFireHawk: Don't eat them! No!
sugarsh0t: s t o p
Nefarious_Ned: Don't don't don't please don't
MrPhlip: please no
AranMathai: No.
saberpilot: we appreciate your bravery but no
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhPLS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lickability!
Lirelent: botulism is fun!
Koshindan: Don't kill Beej.
KaminaDuck: NO
jdkaiba: the color of the lychee looks wrong. please don't.
possummtg: IAN the devil xD
sevenishmagpies: everyone submit a "beej don't eat the thing" challenge
SergeYager: You can’t taste botulism Beej
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: What's the lickability rating?!
control_rig: I don't want to watch someone die
Larington: NO!
aussie_rob_w: Do not eat
monakai: Bad advice! Bad advice!
DigitalSeahorse: musty?
tim_e_time: I am considering 🤔
Joalni: Ian, don't enable this.
sugarsh0t: plz stop
Mox_Hagdorm: Yeah...don't do it Beej
johnalogue: do not kill our beej
oakentree: oh lord no
Meechan_: that's syrup
Pteraspidomorphi: That might be seriously dangerous
tinpantithesis: no!
drfox17: are they white or slightly off white?
AranMathai: Don't do it Beej!
tinpantithesis: don't do it!
aussie_rob_w: IAN NO
drfox17: if so, that's fine
RaklarLS: the slight rot sets in after
Nigouki: Botulism IS real and CAN hurt you!
Mikklun: Does Beej know how to test for poison?
niccus: "smells bad" is usually enough of a veto
momma_tatts: NO!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
drfox17: if they're orange, that's wrong
amative1: hard cut to tombstone that says DED
SpecialKolin: Beej tastes the whole part of the thing?
bv310: I'm more worried about the actual oldest can in his apartment
corpocracy: No!
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beowuuf: yeah, horrible things can taste sweet, decaying stuff can taste very sweet
SmithKurosaki: Welp
RogueLink: good idea....
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Meechan_: should we mail you some peptobismol?
tim_e_time: hahaha
MegaDosX: Oh really Beej? What gave it away? :p
codatski: Beej please don't, with sugar as a component it is not a good idea
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
spiltdownman: Beej we need to you be healthy for real desert bus please don't die
thefileclerk: how much botulism is too much botulism?
Serpens77: mouthwash not jsut water
Nefarious_Ned: with listerine please!
SmithKurosaki: F for Beej
roefizzlebeef: god bless you beej
The_Quiet_Alestain: Whew
MrPhlip: nobody saw this coming
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah bad lychees just taste wrong
Emu_on_the_Loose: RIP lychee and/or Beej.
SK__Ren: Shame, Lychee is one of my favorite fruits
Juliamon: Now sponsoring Beej Lifeline
yarenidaze: so, 3rd oldest can? Kappa
Larington: Time for the dudes dancing with the coffin.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ feliciaTrashed
F1SHOR: queue the wasted meme lol
angryoptimist: Use mouthwash, Beej!
DiscordianTokkan: Beej Regrets the Whole THing
CranstonSnord: Beej lives to eat another day
hackingderps: *eats 10 year old lychee* "no, I think they're off"
ZweiVinter: From the Ashens food reviews as long as you eat only a tiny amount you're pretty much fine
aerobeing: If Beej comes back.
ShifuDaxiongmao: And that was a round of "Beej regrets life choices"
ladylinzington: genuinely the first time I've ever been seriously worried for Beej
duaiwe: I'm here for "Beej is an adult and does not make himself sick." :)
TheWanderingNomad: OH
Meechan_: OH wow
Critterbot: Neat!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OH
thefileclerk: infinite no
TheWanderingNomad: Is this the one's shaped like Potions?
sevenishmagpies: oh no the FF soda
Veraphage: WHICH final fantasy
aWabbajack: FF8?
Dix: oh. OH MY
Arclight_Dynamo: Final FANTAsy?
PharaohBender27: O_o
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! The Potions and Ethers!
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW That sounds considerably old
iSmartMan1: Oh right, the Elixir!
NotCainNorAbel: oh, that's been a while
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh dear
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i knew it! someone had an energy drink or soda
Koshindan: They're part of the family.
NimrodXIV: oh dear
SFSMaus: Mark the time. If Beej comes ill this was when
amative1: The Phailhaus trip!? OH wow....
thefileclerk: jesus
Serifina: Oh my GOD
beowuuf: wait, the time you documented in phailhouse?
PharaohBender27: They must be so flat now!
shea_wolfe: So FFXII soda?
ContingentCat: oh wow
tim_e_time: don't drink
Mikklun: We get Litchis fresh in South Africa I have never seen them tinned
Joalni: This sounds like a bad idea as well
Juliamon: Doesn't everyone have at least one can of very old soda?
beowuuf: that was a funny joke about secretly showing a holiday slideshow. Please don't drink that!
neogetz: I trust soda a lot less than food in old cans
orthiar: I think I accidentally stumbled into an Ashens video
johnalogue: Reporting to the emergency room with hyperlechemia. Hyper, meaning high, leche, meaning leche, and emia, meaning presence in blood
Radyin: I discovered that have some cans of original recipe Coke Zero.
iSmartMan1: Oh god, the Phailhaus days
CranstonSnord: if the soda comes out chunky, maybe don't drink it
fry_dx: How do you keep soda for that long? I can't keep friends for that long.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OMG
Tantusar: Oh hey, 5K.
Dix: Love it
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: what a good friend!
Serpens77: random G-Money appears
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaha!
beowuuf: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Also, hi Graham!
thefileclerk: everybody gets to suffer!
Dog_of_Myth: Time to drink it James!
Balthasar_Wiseman: I have 2 cans of Bawls water that were purchased from NCIX
delta__vee: carbonated sodas are not perishable, says USDA
RandomTrivia: Beej is alive! Hooray!
mendokusai_kitsune: i remember having several of the old glass coca cola bottles growing up unopened
sevenishmagpies: beej is alive~!
ElementalAlchemist: Cans should not be soft
gnome_friend: !findquote firm
LRRbot: Quote #147: "I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect." —Alex [2015-04-28]
angryoptimist: Please remain alive, Beej.
delta__vee: yeah, like provided they're actually still sealed
oakentree: oh honey NO
johnalogue: @delta__vee The beverage won't perish but you might
thefileclerk: mmmm gooood
SachielOne: OH NO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh
Mr_Horrible: Ian "Soft Dangerous Cans" Horner
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ew
control_rig: Oh no
drfox17: OH NOOOOO
James_LRR: Mine is dust and dog hari.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nuurgle: as are most cans
RandomTrivia: That tracks
Dix: oooooof
DiscordianTokkan: Delicious!
MTigress: extra nutrition!
Juliamon: I have some Pitch Black Mountain Dew cans from the first time they released it (before they shortened the name to Mtn Dew). They evaporated somehow?
aerobeing: I wonder if it contains a higher amount of metal in it now.
momma_tatts: no no no no
Lord_Hosk: Cold cat hair
RandomTrivia: Dammit Baxter!
Dog_of_Myth: Now with more Protein!
DigitalSeahorse: dust is corrosive
beowuuf: good to be able to tell the difference between the two
NotCainNorAbel: cold cat hair, nothing a cat owner hasn't eaten
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix what are your beer bottles coated in? Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: Has no one actually tried any of those?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Interesting Fact: You're not to tap on top or bottom if you want to de-fizz. You're to tap on the side.
Snowcookies: I'm making a face and it isn't a pleasant one
BusTed: WutFace
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: open it!
sirspate: A bit of the hair of the cat what scratched ya
DiscordianTokkan: I HOPE it's a Sesame seed
Beleqwaya: What have I missed?
drfox17: @James_LRR join in?
PharaohBender27: Yes, do that, lrrKATHLEEN
HavenJunde: pls no
thefileclerk: how much was this challenge?
aWabbajack: ooh Tribute to Ashens segment hehe
amative1: in the room!?
bv310: If you open it and it's solid, maybe don't drink that
aerobeing: @LoadingReadyRun Get a glass and pour it in there. So we can see what it looks like.
CanvasWolfDoll: ian's going to consume himself?
PixelnStitches: Ian brings back 20yr scotch
SK__Ren: Ian comes back with a bottle of Liquor
Floofys: Whoa is that Matt?
johnalogue: pour it into a CUP so you can enjoy the color
James_LRR: No, I like it on my shelf
Emu_on_the_Loose: Ian is gonna pull out a 30-yr bottle of scotch.
tim_e_time: what, that is not good to drink
Juliamon: Ian is cheating and looking for liquor
aussie_rob_w: My oldest can is a beer can from 2006
Floofys: It's Matt!
Joalni: It's Matt & Beej show now!
RandomTrivia: I feel like Ian is going to find a fancy wine from 1923 or somethinng
SmithKurosaki: ooooo
TehAmelie: something old, something new, something borrowed, something Beej
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Awww!
Larington: Yeah let's NOT have a repeat of that thing that brought the lot of you down with the worst flu ever.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: those are neat
PharaohBender27: What IS that?
angryoptimist: Jones soda!
DiscordianTokkan: Aww
Laserbeaks_Fury: You drink that, you're going to experience some Strife, all right
Floofys: I'm excited to see Matt!
Natedogg2: How long until someone pulls out Simic Slaw?
ShaneLeeAtk: Beej carry it!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it's the lrrBEEJ show
Ashton: I still have a can of "Booty Sweat" in my fridge. A fake energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder that I was gifted. Never opened it.
SK__Ren: I'm so glad we're all on the same page regarding Ian
SnackPak_: HI Beej!
sirspate: Poor Beej
tim_e_time: Ian is getting liquor
saweeks: chair stream
ritchards: Experience Beej!
PhoenixMelior: hi beej
TaraMorrigan: The Beej Show
aWabbajack: I got the Jones Nuka Cola Quantam bottle
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Armyguy0: The BEEJ
Defrost: Beej host the whole thing
ThePov42: How is the bus currently working?
Joalni: That's a collectible. Just goes up in value.
Floofys: @Natedogg2 I thought the simic slaw was eaten
theovenbird: We love the Beej show
ashiok_nightmare_moose: welcome to the beej show
ProfessorPeity: It's the Beej show!
Snowcookies: Yum, Jones soda
MegaDosX: That's a museum piece, don't eat it Beej
ButButTheJesus: "hey guys remember when he had to cancel Desert Bus because someone died on the test stream"
MTigress: all hail beej
johnalogue: clean cup would seriously be easier than the can though
LariatWest: onlyBeej (+Fan)
bv310: @Natedogg2 I think at this point, the Simic Slaw is holding down the moonbase
Armyguy0: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: noo
kerbalized_: I miss Jones Soda :'(
BtEtta: I've got a Coca-Cola bottle from 2008. I got it at their museum/bottling plant in Atlanta.
thefileclerk: how long till been becomes the simic slaw?
Beleqwaya: Why is Evil Matt here?
hd_dabnado: BEEJ STREAM
SmithKurosaki: Dont eat the lychee
gizmofreak1: we still get Jones here in Ohio
Beleqwaya: Was Matt busy?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, is the oldest drinkable a whiskey? :P
TheAwkes: I've got a 12 year old thing on my desk right now. It's scotch.
SFSMaus: So who in the shift is actually playing the game? Or is the "Bus Camera" just a recording?
maintainpriority: Jones is one of the few sodas that i am willing to touch anymore
spiltdownman: Is this the Steve 1989 tribute hour?
thefileclerk: @shifudaxiongmao I bet you it is
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I don't save food things. They are to be eaten and drank, and I will.
Dog_of_Myth: But how is the Mouthfeel?
thefileclerk: It Is!
F1SHOR: that was a good sound
Emu_on_the_Loose: Called it.
sirspate: <guy in the back> EAT THE FAN
ContingentCat: so only 9 years
bv310: Good cork sound, Ian
Joalni: @SFSMaus Presumably Ian
Juliamon: I have a can of cherry vanilla Pepsi on my nightstand. It's been fused to my nightstand for years. I can't remove it without damaging the nightstand.
ButButTheJesus: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed that's the correct way
PharaohBender27: @SFSMaus My understanding was it's lrrIAN driving?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ButButTheJesus exactly.
Snowcookies: oh my Meg
DrakoniteStreams: I happen to know there is a 30+ yr old can of caffeine free diet coke in my dad's basement. I wouldn't drink it when it was fresh so I certainly wouldn't recommend drinking it now.
ButButTheJesus: I still have a South African Castle Lager from when I went in like 2004
beowuuf: best before date being faded is not a reassuring sign
aerobeing: Now I'm thinking of Control. "The Oldest Can in The Oldest House"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: okay, not too bad
Arclight_Dynamo: That's 100% edible.
bv310: That's not that bad
oakentree: oh, so practically fresh?
r10pez10: aerobeing it's an object of power
Mikklun: I thought still having Tuna I bought at the start of lockdown was bizarre
ShifuDaxiongmao: ihorner half the chat is guessing yours is a whiskey :P
Arclight_Dynamo: I was wrong, that is not edible.
ContingentCat: ohh
NimrodXIV: there's a brewery near me that makes great sodas, and I would so send some to the Moonbase if I thought they'd get there without them breaking
RandomTrivia: But cans tend to be sold years before the BestBefore date
Snowcookies: ooh
possummtg: nonononononononn
Meechan_: that's the oldest thing we have
angryoptimist: That could be alright.
sirspate: this feels like a Taskmaster task
RandomTrivia: That sounds fantastic
Arclight_Dynamo: It's safe, but not edible. :p
RandomTrivia: That can is likely 5 years old or more
PharaohBender27: @ShifuDaxiongmao But wouldn't that be cheating? :p
maintainpriority: should be safe
neogetz: I ate a best before 2015 can of sweetcorn during lockdown. was fine
Jill_P: @sirspate absolutely, a prize task
bv310: Somewhere, Steve1989 is proud of this Bee Shed.
Fu4ow: Kathleen's video is becoming glitch-art
MegaDosX: A solid cylindrical block of chocolate?
amras0x00: kathleen going full wicked witch of the west there
TaraMorrigan: Dammit I need to make food but I can't seem to walk away from the rustproof bee shed...
Shoki_Donai: WOW
ShifuDaxiongmao: PharaohBender27 if it's the oldest drink, it's the oldest drink... not his fault if it's supposed to be :D
SFSMaus: Is it me does Kathleen's camera keep color shifting?
NotCainNorAbel: shots fired
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: fresh cranberry sauce is the way to go
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RandomTrivia: lrrWOW Holy Shed Ian!
Laserbeaks_Fury: SHOTS FIRED
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Ashen_Prime: The oldest can in my house probably IS cranberry sauce.
aerobeing: @r10pez10 LUL
fry_dx: The oldest can I have in my flat expires in December 2020. I should get eating that.
RandomTrivia: That bodes well
Calaban161: Kathleen was becoming green before she was taking her old can
drfox17: so what final fantasy is on that can?
bv310: If it doesn't go shlorp when it comes out of the can, it's not proper cranberry sauce
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lol okay
AlliterateA: Ha
RandomTrivia: That tracks for Ian
ShifuDaxiongmao: we called it, chat :D
drfox17: is it FFX old?
thefileclerk: nice
Goorguy: Thats just cheating
r10pez10: costco
F1SHOR: i started school in 98 lol
drfox17: FF12?
Nefarious_Ned: lol
PharaohBender27: @ShifuDaxiongmao DAMMIT YOU CALLED IT
Orgmastron: DANGIT IAN
Nefarious_Ned: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Mikklun: Ian you absolute legend
SmithKurosaki: I mean, its already booze
TehAmelie: Costo sells whiskey? damnit now i want to live in America
Scy_Anide: Scotch was the immediate answer for me too.
NotCainNorAbel: I have wine from 19teens
SK__Ren: WOW. Dissidia
drfox17: dissidia!
angryoptimist: Ian's booze can almost drink.
Arclight_Dynamo: Final FANTA-sy.
ShifuDaxiongmao: PharaohBender27 it's Ian.. it wasn't THAT difficult :D
SK__Ren: It was on PSP
LariatWest: Sometimes the oldest thing you own is just booze
possummtg: "Beej's Final Fantasy"
Nuurgle: PS2
maintainpriority: Dissidia drink
Graham_LRR: It’s from 2008
Joalni: @MrPhlip How?
ritchards: 5500!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Ian confirms he is vegetable or mineral
yarenidaze: 2008-ish? it was PSP
DiscordianTokkan: And not the new Dissidia, the Old one!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: 2008 sounds right
TheWanderingNomad: '08
thefileclerk: @tehamelie costco even sells caskets
angryoptimist: Actually, wait, it can definitely drink.
Juliamon: We definitely have some schnapps from the 70s in the house
TSSaloic: Wait. Whiskey has a Best Before date?!
freshmaker__: 1853
Mikklun: I heard the bottle open and Scotch was confirmed
Mr_Horrible: Dissolvia Final Fantasy
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can assure you there is *no* carbonation left in that can
Beleqwaya subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
Beleqwaya: That's almost 1 Year?
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TehAmelie: me, i own a psalm book from 1810
beowuuf: mrphlip??? flip is a swear now? that's some zero tolerance
r10pez10: 2008 was a good year
niccus: nothing existed before 2008
iris_of_ether: I think we have a bottle of Snapple Elements "Diet Air" from the late 90's...but it's thankfully been empty and cleaned for years. :D
angryoptimist: I'm not sure that it does in a hard-and-fast way, TSSaloic?
Nefarious_Ned: I like the way the donations total scrolls now, it's soooooo satisfying.
LordChrusher: I'm having the oldest thing in my flat - 10 year old Hazelburn Scotch I bought a year ago
yarenidaze: Amelie, well now we *have* to know what it tastes like :P
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ashiok_nightmare_moose: ooh
thefileclerk: I own an agricultural manual from 1920
RogueLink: hahhaa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh yikes
PharaohBender27: UM
Meechan_: decant it!
ShifuDaxiongmao: not such a good sign
control_rig: Oh nooooooo
possummtg: Oooooo library books
bv310: Oldest thing in my house is a High School History curriculum from the 60s. It has racial slurs in it!
Juliamon: But it may have smelled like to start with
TehAmelie: nobody beats LRR's Garagelennium team that bought a Roman coin from 90 AD though
PhorrestGaze: one bad sign, still up 2-1
shea_wolfe: Was it cursed by a witch though?
Lord_ZYRK: TSSaloic I mean, eventually a lot of the compounds start to decompose, but it's still safe to drink
sugarsh0t: this is all terrible
Mr_Horrible: Ah, Tome Cola
HavenJunde: do not drink books
drfox17: paper and glue?
epsilondelphine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
epsilondelphine: two years and a bit!
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aWabbajack: pour into glass for better visuals?
RandomTrivia: Ooh, that's a good smell, but not for ingestible items
someusername5: but does it taste like an old library?
SK__Ren: Yessss
AranMathai: Industrial cleaner, or dust?
RogueLink: this is a bad idea
control_rig: I... kinda like that smell
beowuuf: this is the brita filter sketch but live
ContingentCat: fiction or nonfiction section?
bat_wool: Wow
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, books! that'll restore your MP!
possummtg: Tome n Cola
neogetz: smallest sips possible
NimrodXIV: uhhh
Arclight_Dynamo: I love that smell. I do not want to drink that smell.
aerobeing: @beowuuf LUL
misteline: don't drink that
SK__Ren: Dusty Grapes
AranMathai: Dusty grape-drink.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh ew
coelopteryx: that book smell is the mold!!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Kathleen if you DO taste it... please tell us what colors you see :D
Koshindan: It's just carbonated wine at this point.
Beleqwaya: That was a good face
ButButTheJesus: mmmmmm grape musk
Lirelent: hahaha
RogueLink: thaxOhno
angryoptimist: I wouldn't drink that, Kathleen.
Dix: o o f
r10pez10: good reaction
Lord_ZYRK: So grape must? lrrBEEJ
delta__vee: grape-flavoured bookbinder's glue
Orgmastron: Mmmmm musty grape
DiscordianTokkan: oh noooo
control_rig: Someone CLIP that reaction!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: grape musk
bv310: Kathleen no
drfox17: is that what an ether tastes like?
beowuuf: ewww, tax evasion!
PharaohBender27: !donate
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neogetz: oh no
tim_e_time: thats ok you can stop now
PhorrestGaze: no lick book
ButButTheJesus: "hey guys remember when he had to cancel Desert Bus because someone died on the test stream"
ShaneLeeAtk: Graham needs to get inon that.
TehAmelie: is it the grapes of evil?
freshmaker__: its full of sugar its fine
Mikklun: Oh good the nausea portion of the show
LariatWest: Better or Worse than ISC smoothies?
BusTed: ew
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls no
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: donate for the pain of our hosts
CranstonSnord: truly, this was Kathleen's final fantasy
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Jill_P: I mean Kathleen is the person who ate 80s gum, so
TacitusVigil: Is this more of Beej's Joose?
Joalni: We need a second opinion @Graham_LRR
control_rig: Someone clip that please
SandWhales1: how long will this be going?
amative1: @Graham_LRR you want any? I think Kathleen is done.
TheAwkes: Evocative.
Meechan_: decant it!
BrowneePoints: Ian...plz no
Meechan_: let's see the colour
DerDrongo: this test stream is going to have a flush count over 9000
gnome_friend: Emerald or silverfish?
Beleqwaya: Coffee will probably improve it.
Graham_LRR: Woah $5500!
ShifuDaxiongmao: pour into glass, check how much stays in can :P
ApplicativeJones: !donate
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Lord_ZYRK: Pour it into a glass and see all the junk floating in it lrrBEEJ
LariatWest: decant it?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yesss let us see
gnome_friend: @Graham_LRR good news we just passed 170k
Jill_P: @Kathleen_LRR Better or worse than the Magnum PI gum??
coelopteryx: that coffee cup looks great though, i dig the geometric colorful shapes
Dix: oh man
Nefarious_Ned: 170k hype!
beowuuf: 5k5 get!
ButButTheJesus: ian no!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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DiscordianTokkan: Danged Moogles!
BusTed: Shatters in the mouth.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Acceptable Levels of Moogle Feces
fry_dx: Isn't it time for @graham_lrr to also have a taste?
RaklarLS: like candy glass
possummtg: "Sharp dust" xD
TehAmelie: random question, can you guys still get plastic Q-tips or just the useless paper stuff?
SFSMaus: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:16.
aerobeing: Sharp like the wit of Magnum P.I.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: $3.11 for #TeamOrder!
MrPhlip: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Have you ever gotten an old vintage book from the 50s or the 60s, that hasn't been read in 40 years, but you bought it because the cover looks nice? It smells like that, but also grapes.
LRRbot: New quote #7238: "Have you ever gotten an old vintage book from the 50s or the 60s, that hasn't been read in 40 years, but you bought it because the cover looks nice? It smells like that, but also grapes." —Kathleen [2020-09-26]
TacitusVigil: All I know is that Tom Selleck is trying to steal old people's houses these days, so I wouldn't trust Magnum PI gum.
Mikklun: oh good a sweety that hurts
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: wait $2.11
niccus: it tastes like pneumosilicosis
gnome_friend: What a good quote
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: unintentional #TeamChaos
DigitalSeahorse: katesSip
ContingentCat: thanks G
ButButTheJesus: nope!
drfox17: that's an ether
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil I actually saw that commercail for the first time, like, two days ago.
iiieye: had a can that expired in 81
iris_of_ether: That is Concerning
Mysticman89: tom sellick did some scenes directly accross from my house years ago, and my mom lost her mind
Arclight_Dynamo: *commercial
Dezinkled: cainlaFS
RaklarLS: that's very dusty
ShifuDaxiongmao: How much stayed in can?
someusername5: vaguely tinted rain water
drfox17: that's what FF ether tastes like
Nefarious_Ned: carbonated dust?
ButButTheJesus: graham run!
ThePov42: Perplexed Graham is great
bv310: Huh, that is a concerning colour
Dix: That is definitely slightly colored?
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I'm so tired of hearing "This isn't my first rodeo."
CaptainEnder7: I sent them that gum/cards!
eshplode: I like out of focus Graham
ContingentCat: oh cool
possummtg: Fuzzy graham
ShifuDaxiongmao: NO GRAHAM!
magical_writer: Background Graham leaning in with that inquisitive look just cracked me up.
DiscordianTokkan: Get Graham to have a sip!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good luck graham
momma_tatts: try it
ButButTheJesus: no graham you don't!
Lord_Hosk: its silverfish colored
niccus: chug! chug! chug!
DrakoniteStreams: wasn't that stuff supposed to be bright red?
Mikklun: And your pox
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
beowuuf: 2.66 to 5555.55?
ThePov42: Hello Penelope!
TacitusVigil: That was a perfect reaction. :D
gnome_friend: !quote Penelope
LRRbot: Quote #1477: "Blurrrrrr..." —Penelope [2016-01-07]
TehAmelie: Coca-Cola is the biggest producer of plastic waste even in countries that recycle almost all plastic bottles, but plastic q-tips is gonna kill the planet, sure
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
drfox17: eeeee penelope!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGRAHAM ssandWOW
PharaohBender27: A wild Penelope appears!
maintainpriority: surprise penelope
amative1: Oh good, it's just Penelope.
ContingentCat: same I thought he was gagging
ButButTheJesus: hi small person!
angryoptimist: lrrHEART
iSmartMan1: Hello Penelope!
Dix: Uhhh no idea?
F1SHOR: yer i was worried he was going to be ill
Aitsu111: ahhh 1 off
HorusFive: P!
LariatWest: hello and goodbye!
ContingentCat: bye Peneleop
Ritaspirithntr: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
iSmartMan1: <message deleted>GET THE OWLS
Mikklun: Rust proof bee shed ISC
margieargie: I thought that was a cat assault before I saw Penelope
aerobeing: There was internet before 2020?
DigitalSeahorse: bye Graham
SmithKurosaki: Neat
tim_e_time: grape sprite?
SmithKurosaki: Right Ian?
ShifuDaxiongmao: what we TRULY need... is professional taster Bengineering :P
RandomTrivia: That sounds right
reptile___: nice not-swear, Ian :)
Dog_of_Myth: Final Fantasy MREs
SmithKurosaki: *looks at Pepso*
PhorrestGaze: I hope that's an edge case
ZeldaZach: @Dog_of_Myth
Sarah_Serinde: !donate
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amative1: Chill, guys. Penelope isn't watching chat on a giant screen.
TacitusVigil: I mean, it's still early.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am impressed it was still carbonated
saberpilot: don't do a died
TehAmelie: poll: who here has drunk Pepsi Crystal?
control_rig: That is a fantastic gif
yarenidaze: didn't do a died... yet?
amative1: No need for owl-spam
Dog_of_Myth: @ZeldaZach lrrGOAT
UncannyJimjams: sweet, a can of fresh Bepis
ContingentCat: eh, if they made it last all this time it wouldn't be good for the comedic purpose
neogetz: TransgenderPride
gnome_friend: @amative1 owl gifs are still excellent. And I think I postsed the only owl gif
TSSaloic: @TehAmelie The original or one of the rereleases?
Lord_ZYRK: So it does look like that, it seems
TacitusVigil: Can we dub this drink "MountainDeath"?
SFSMaus: @tehamelie *raises hand*
mercano82: Haven't died *yet*
ZeldaZach: @Dog_of_Myth zeldazPOUT
beowuuf: tab clear was released over here by pepsi very briefly.... it did not go well, it tasted terrible
iSmartMan1: My dad has even older cans of Coke that are branded for a Baltimore Orioles World Series game
RaklarLS: y'all should arrange a call with an "old soda expert". Ashens maybe?
SFSMaus: it wasn't bad
HouseThomas subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
HouseThomas: Oooooo 11 months! Woop!
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James_LRR: I'm RICH!
RandomTrivia: You do need to get Ashens on for a segment of that
Arclight_Dynamo: The secondary spoiled food market.
amative1: "potion"
James_LRR: Later nerds!
SimGuy3k: where do I go to donate?
drfox17: oooh, is this a "potion"?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
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Graham_LRR: I checked and it ain’t much
RandomTrivia: Bye Adam! @James_LRR
patience_zero: it was meant to be bittersweet muscat flavour
Pal_Friendpatine: I have Star Wars themed cans of soda that I drained the soda out of (by punching two holes in the bottom) for safe and lightweight storage reasons
gnome_friend: Wait WHAT?
AmeliaR: Oh my gods the 430 SHIPPING
gnome_friend: 6000
control_rig: BEEJ!
The_Quiet_Alestain: wow!
beowuuf: wow
control_rig: BEEJ NO
r10pez10: uh
NimrodXIV: ewwwww
Wrexadecimal: braddeLUL
iris_of_ether: Kathleen!
beowuuf: 6k!
PharaohBender27: OK, off to dinner, will be back for next shift!
aerobeing: Next time, maybe check the price before you open it. LUL
James_LRR: OVER 6000
offbeatwitch: gamer girl bath soda
ravensroostgames subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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ContingentCat: WOW lrrHORN lrrHORN
TacitusVigil: Nonononono
Catcard: That's amazing
Nefarious_Ned: 170k hype!
NimrodXIV: 6k Hype
jessieimproved: I have a 1996 Olympics glass bottle of Coke
yarenidaze: I beg your pardonfuck?
Joalni: lrrFRUMP
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN 6k Hype!! lrrHORN
angryoptimist: Wait, really?
johnalogue: meh not vodka cooled
SFSMaus: katesHype
maintainpriority: Ian, why would you say that
ButButTheJesus: ian!
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Is that a ...Dell Delphine?
beowuuf: casual $500 dollar donation lrrHEART
ProfessorPeity: Big donation! Thanks!
GazzyW007: boooo ian, yaaay 6k
r10pez10: i couldn't not parse that thing happening as a joke
Larington: Good job team!
AmberLampLight: Who’s driving?
yarenidaze: BrowneePoints Don't make me get the newspaper.
Joalni: @BrowneePoints Bravo
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Ian is driving
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: Presumably the bus crashes
ContingentCat: wow we might get to 6900
spiltdownman: Should have known Ian was driving
Beleqwaya: I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
TSSaloic: Crystal Pepsi was a bit lemon-lime flavored, but that might have been a bit them using the Sierra Mist lines to bottle Crystal Pepsi, due to it not having residual caramel color in the bottling lines.
r10pez10: beta flight, try-it watch, zeta shifted,
Radyin: Are we moving to Dusk Guard or Eta Shift?
Suffix: I see Ian is driving.
RaklarLS: is this a Parsec Desert Bus?
Armstrong11139: Using a SNES controller for this feels like blasphemy
Mysticman89: that seems ambitious
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yess synchronized controller handoffs!
RandomTrivia: Just fix it in post
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: holy crap
amative1: I'm still guessing that we're moving to Blight Watch
control_rig: Evil laughter from off screen is always a good sign
AmberLampLight: Thanks @the_ocean_who_subbed!
Beleqwaya: *Fades to black* *Screams* *Fades back in to empty chairs.*
beowuuf: lol, 6666.66 possible?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we get to 69
Lord_Hosk: Caramel dance is 4 minutes
ArdCollider: serious Thao and the Get Down Stay Down "Phenom" video vibes if you get it timed right
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Let's get to $6,900 for a joint #TeamOrder/TeamChaos number!
sugarsh0t: chug botulism antitoxin
ContingentCat: ok Tech you've got 2 months to figure that out
voslan: BLASEBALL!
Unpronounceable: There, I fixed the cents
TehAmelie: i mean, i have drank exactly one bottle of crystal pepsi, but i thought if you closed your eyes it tasted just like the brown stuff
Sarah_Serinde: Yup, same here
ClodiumSoride: can we get 6969.69?
offbeatwitch: blaseball time
hackingderps: bla-se ball
Sarah_Serinde: It's "baseball" with an extra "l" makes sense to me
tim_e_time: blaze ball
WokenClick: I say blah se ball
Armyguy0: blaseball
TSSaloic: Bang. BANG!
DaMullet14: it's baseball with an l
SquareDotCube: in yourblaser!
Iodinosaur: I did read it as blaséball
Suffix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 85 month streak!
Suffix: I guess also this. During the blessed #StainlessSteelApairy stream.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Suffix! (Today's storm count: 101)
UncannyJimjams: no, Ian stop
meisbored: for once Ian is correct
falingard: blasé ball
ThorSokar: WHY
delta__vee: bayesball?
SK__Ren: Bae's Ball
cuttlefishman: Baesball
hackingderps: bla·sé-ball
OriginalGarwulf: Regarding carbonated things...there is an old story about Dennis Hopper and Natalie Wood deciding that they wanted to actually bathe in champagne - so, they got a large bathtub's worth of the bubbly, took off their clothes, got into the tub...started screaming in agony, and leapt out. Apparently, bathing in carbonated liquids is not actually that pleasant.
Defrost: Bassball
Solipsody: Bayes Ball?
Juliamon: beisbol
roefizzlebeef: bayze bawl
tim_e_time: but i like to blaze
RandomTrivia: No no, Baizeball is snooker
RockPusher: Go Crabs!
NojhLivic: Hmm. Driver's video has a different border maybe?
ANeMzero: blasé ball
ContingentCat: Who do you root for Ian?
danielsolisgames: it's supposed to sound bad
spiltdownman: Bayseball is for naive fans
ashiok_nightmare_moose: biezelball
Hilldragon: blasé ball
aerobeing: @falingard That's what I was about to say.
SmithKurosaki: Bezosball?
DiscordianTokkan: Basilball
johnalogue: bezosball
Fanboy_of_Bolas: new from pizza hut, basil balls
Armyguy0: And im with the frydays too lrrIAN
FaywildArt: A trans lifeline charity stream? Heck yeah!!!
Beleqwaya: Ba-Se-Ball
Mikklun: Isnt baize ball pool
SK__Ren: Blah-ze Ball
gravity_pike: It's a portmanteau of Blood and Baseball
eric_christian_berg: Blasé-ball
yarenidaze: Basel Bawlty
quinnkjones: bassbal
AmberLampLight: Bearsball
Lord_ZYRK: Blaizeball. Just replace all the grass with wool.
Aitsu111: old baysball
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: get us some #nice numbers
Solipsody: @RandomTrivia Well done.
flatluigi: beelzeball
Laserbeaks_Fury: Basil Fawlty
margieargie: It's only Baysball if the Giants or A's are playing
TSSaloic: What teams do y'all support in the IBL?
Nuurgle: Bezosball
SkylerRingtail: Go home? Aren't you already home?
Juliamon: 🌮
Fanboy_of_Bolas: stretch your audio cords
SquareDotCube: Why not $6,969.69? Kappa
Sharkfists: beelzeball
beowuuf: 6789.00? or 6789.01?
TehAmelie: unplopular opinion: blaseball is just like other sports, more interesting the more you invest yourself
RandomTrivia: @Solipsody Thank you lrrHEART
Hilldragon: CLAWS UP go crabs!
angryoptimist: Is 7 Graham the LRR version of 4 Loco? Kappa
NimrodXIV: Yep!
Ordsmed: BUSSING!
quinnkjones: 🌞
ashiok_nightmare_moose: go Tigers! season 8 finals are on now
jessieimproved: I think you grossly underestimate us
wedge_x: Ian.
TheAwkes: "Go home."
TacitusVigil: DB Test Stream becomes its own fundraiser. Kappa
LiahZagarl: clearly we need to bump it to a desertbuck
RandomTrivia: DB1 was 5k target, make 22,805
A_Dub888: !findquote karma
LRRbot: Quote #2612: "I've never seen karma pay off that fast..." —Cameron [2016-05-26]
Arclight_Dynamo: Rustproof Bee Shed 2021!
spiltdownman: and now we watch Ian become a mobuis strip
saberpilot: lrrHEART
shea_wolfe: Matt with the casual "Yes, I was there"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat
Beleqwaya: At least you didn't tie the time you are online to the total.
bat_wool: It isn't blase'-ball?
onetrueseth: my favorite Bayesball team, the Philadelphia Priors
Raiger: Sooo you're saying this is a new annual charity stream?
RandomTrivia: You know that Chat will do that
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that's not a challenge but I wouldn't be upset
Nefarious_Ned:'ve met us, right?
RandomTrivia: Do not taunt Chat
r10pez10: was that a challenge
paunfar: 'Sup, chat? *throws up the Zeta 'Z'*
Fanboy_of_Bolas: how much until 1 desert buck?
Dix: Remember to donate responsibly chat
Suffix: Don’t be upset.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
Mikklun: Time is a flat circle
Sharkfists: ian no
Snowcookies: are you challenging chat?
bv310: Ian wearing shoes to go on the DesertBus stream is pretty on-brand
Mysticman89: you'll have to start doing annual not-a-dertbus streams
danielsolisgames: that's some GOOD LANK
beowuuf: to be fair that's a little crushed in timing :p
damn_i_am_pretty: Oh, so... it's a challenge, then?
gnome_friend: Give responsibly
amative1: You heard the challenge, chat. $22805 in the next 3 hours
floki4242: you're teasing something very powerful
aWabbajack: zekeZ Eta
tinpantithesis: Did Beej just challenge chat?
3cbb: beard wiggins threw me for a loop
Sarah_Serinde: Reaching a Desert Buck will not make this stream longer than 6 hours :D
SFSMaus: I think Beej is challenging Chat
tim_e_time: that was close lan
Ritaspirithntr: Sounds like it snowcookie
Joalni: I had forgotten how flexible Ian is.
TacitusVigil: Does this count as....Stretch Goals. Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: That sounds like a challenge....:p
3cbb: that is wiggins, right?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !challenges
LRRbot: Challenges can be submitted at . You will need to create an account to submit challenges.
Ordsmed: "Since march 12th"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
r10pez10: handle your funds with care
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Always Challenge Chat
Sarah_Serinde: 3cbb Yup!
Nuurgle: if there's a Penn and Teller call-in, all bets are off
TehAmelie: stretching is the best form of exercise remaining to us, you know
wiggins: 3cbb yup
OriginalGarwulf: I think you all underestimate the degree to which everybody here needs something positive for a fucking change.
Dix: There's a Dix's RBS Log for anyone interested in that shenaniganary
beowuuf: sarah_serinde: given that would be 5am in uk, good :p
DigitalSeahorse: lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN lrrKATHLEEN
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I knew it!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OH
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
control_rig: Oh my GOD
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: It is actually slowly tilting
margieargie: Oh no...
Nefarious_Ned: OMG
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good
NoTomToLose: A Swiftly Tilting Logo
ButButTheJesus: oh heck!
monakai: Why would you do this me.
SmithKurosaki: DANG
r10pez10: i didn't even until then
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute PrideFloat PrideUwu PrideLaugh
TacitusVigil: Rust Proof Beej Shed?
Snowcookies: I knew it
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I wasn't going crazy
iSmartMan1: I only just noticed that!
DigitalSeahorse: PridePog
gnome_friend: A slowly tilting bee shed
Goorguy: six?!
Joalni: Dangit, you got me
momma_tatts: 6 or 4
Nefarious_Ned: Why Kathleen....why?!
DragaFireHawk: I feel tricked simplLOL
margieargie: That fact is making -me- tilt
Ordsmed: WHAT?!
control_rig: I can't unsee it
neogetz: noticed that befor the cans
ladyjessica: <3
PixelnStitches: Looking forward to next years " Rustproof Bee SHed's " Craftalong !!!
space_turbulence: @Matt i really dig the beard
sirspate: it's like a really, really slowly turning LP
bv310: Look at where it isssssss, look at where it started
Ordsmed: I want those 6 people!
spiltdownman: Who is on engineering for "legally distinct vegas transport for hope"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
Fanboy_of_Bolas: that's totally an anagram, right?
kaleidoscopemind: those are some strange looking bees. they need a bee doctor
MrPhlip: a shed for all your rustproof bees
kusinohki: gotta keep those bees from oxidizing
maintainpriority: Rustproof Bee Shed is the best thing to happen so far this year
ContingentCat: any connection to desert bus for hope is merely coincidential
RockPusher: Do you have wet bees? Store them where they cannot rust!
Sharkfists: wouldn't want rusty bees now would you
r10pez10: Fanboy_of_Bolas yup :)
tim_e_time: dang I am sold.
Beleqwaya: A Busbiary?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A beellionaire!
corpocracy: What makes it rust proof?
SmithKurosaki: @Fanboy_of_Bolas Entirely
Mysticman89: So, this is plan bee?
Catcard: beez in the trap.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Having issues with Shedding and Hives?
hackingderps: clearly should have been a beeproof rust shed
TacitusVigil: Remember when nickels had bees on them?
johnalogue: shedding rustproof bees
Dog_of_Myth: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
RaklarLS: mmm, beelionaires
Morrigan9: it's the bees (k)needs
RandomTrivia: Just make sure to buy an Escapiary for yourself!
freshmaker__: bees just loose in a shed
rscorundum: hi
Emu_on_the_Loose: Kathleen channelling Ben channelling the Rockerfellers...I love it!
HorusFive: The return of the Decadent Man
Dimometer: An amazing apiary.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Morrigan9 perfect
Sarah_Serinde: I look forward to watching this shiny new animated donation total during the final hours of DB
Ordsmed: Rust proof BEES!
Natedogg2: Ah, this must be the sponsored portion of the stream.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ahhhh, it's nightwatch
Critterbot: Nice.
Sarah_Serinde: It'll be wild
ContingentCat: katesNice
PhorrestGaze: nice
tim_e_time: nice
RandomTrivia: Nice.
SmithKurosaki: Nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
Meechan_: mattlrHeart
rscorundum: matt is here
niccus: but what if it was nicer
spiltdownman: Do we get to see engineering?
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Dix: BeesWatch
LadyAiluros: ladyai4Pawlove ladyai4Pawlove ladyai4Pawlove ladyai4Pawlove ladyai4Pawlove ladyai4Pawlove
Suffix: Nice.
RandomTrivia: Do not adjust your set
TSSaloic: Do it Live!
Mangledpixel: standby
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: 69 69 69
r10pez10: nice reverb on that, engineering
MTigress: you should call the donation total at the end of this a Rustproof Dollar
Sarah_Serinde: iris_of_ether sergeJustRight
CooperTheClearestBlue: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
NimrodXIV: bus fight!
Dix: the bees
hackingderps: quick, someone donate 14.28 exactly.
RandomTrivia: Multi-controller drifting?!
Brozard: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
SmithKurosaki: Wax on, Wax off?
Brozard: Kathleen tried to become cude
gnome_friend: BRAISE CUDE
thefileclerk: also is Kathleen doing her show tonight?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: nooooo we missed it
iSmartMan1: Since the bus is in the cloud, could they just save state it and reload it for the next driver?
MacSquizzy subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 41 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MacSquizzy! (Today's storm count: 102)
asthanius: WOW
Dix: oh my god.. field test
aerobeing: LUL
eric_christian_berg: Doppelgrahamer.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: but yayyyyy raised money!
AranMathai: Dang. Blew right past 6969.
r10pez10: a morph is just face down
photosinensis: oh no
TacitusVigil: Wait, are Kathleen and Graham changelings?
NoTomToLose: lol Kathleen
ContingentCat: katesLol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Prototyping
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
drfox17: ooooh noooo
SmithKurosaki: 7k!
beowuuf: so are we all trying to guess who the new shift are? we know graham and maybe james?
momma_tatts: 7K!!!
Frankenfruity: 170K hype
bv310: Fieldtesting the Morph is my King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard cover band
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN 7k hype! lrrHORN
beowuuf: 7k get!
SmithKurosaki: Sad we missed the nicenice though
ProfessorPeity: <3
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lirelent: is it a "field" test if it happens inside kathleen?
niccus: can we do a live deepfake
Emu_on_the_Loose: Trans rights hype!
photosinensis: It's a colorless, nameless, typeless 2/2 for 3.
hackingderps: aw the failure ;_;
ContingentCat: 69 cents Nice
photosinensis: And no CMC.
gnome_friend: !card pteramander
LRRbot: Pteramander [U] | Creature — Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
TSSaloic: alilyLurk alilyPride
Aeraliz: I am now aware of how we as a people need more Animorph book cover styled family portraits
Nefarious_Ned: 170k hype!
Beleqwaya: Do they have an intro?
F1SHOR: well thanks team :)
f7eleven: what is this?
SmithKurosaki: Bye lovely humans
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: wooo 7k!
photosinensis: And this gang did the doobie doo.
LeeshaJoy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36:16.
r10pez10: thank you beta shift
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: f7eleven charity stream! game is in lower right.
beowuuf: thanks to the four of you for streaming!
Meechan_: mattlrHeart
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !donate
LRRbot: Today's stream is benefiting Trans Lifeline! You can donate here: .
photosinensis: Like nothing ever happened.
sevenishmagpies: thank you for running this wonderful fundraiser!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART Beta Shift lrrHEART
3cbb: won't the picture-in-picture make that still conspicuous though?
photosinensis: <3 all y'all.
NotCainNorAbel: Thank you. Pride500
TSSaloic: Thank you all for doing this Rustproof Bee Shed! Y'all rock!
angryoptimist: lrrHEART lrrHEART
AliceLovelin: Woah, I was gone for a few minutes and it was at like 4800 and Kathleen was saying they hoped for 5k, I'm back now and it's all the way up to 7k
ContingentCat: everyone keep donating in round numbers so we keep the Nice cents
Lord_Hydraos: lrrHEART
beowuuf: thanks joe for the hard work lrrHEART
AliceLovelin: You people rock!
Inkymouse: So this is what desert bus is gonna be this year? This is very cool and y’all have done amazing working it out.
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Serpens77: Thanks x 4
GoblinRanger: byeee
Easilycrazyhat: Ian XD
Ritaspirithntr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SursaiKosecksi: BEEta shift bleedPurple
Ordsmed: Cheeres!
Dix: Bye team!
SnackPak_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
HorusFive: Different people! But I fear change1!!
Unpronounceable: Bye!
lirazel64: Night!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This has been a delight so far
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Suffix: Bye!
eric_christian_berg: We love you nice lady buh-bye!
LordZarano: lrrHEART βετα flight lrrHEART
Inkymouse: Nighty night
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
aWabbajack: lrrHEART awabbaHeart awabbaLove
Ordsmed: I miss IAN-dono already!
SmithKurosaki: bye bye bee-ta shift
rscorundum: desert bus is coming!!
flatluigi: @inkymouse it could be different, this is just testing one form
JnEyr: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Nuurgle: time for andrew's shift intro...
Sarah_Serinde: Inkymouse This definitely isn't the final form, they're just testing things out. It could look similar though
SFSMaus: !venga
LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
bv310: I feel heartened just knowing DesertBus is coming again, this format looks rad
SergeYager: Hi chat :D
thefileclerk: do we like to party?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: SergeYager hiiii!
rscorundum: TransgenderPride
Suffix: This is... a thing.
RandomTrivia: Hi Serge! lrrHEART
flatluigi: serge!
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
bv310: PowerSerge!
Suffix: Hi Serge.
Roadhog123: LRRmercial breaks are weird without BGC...
mr_bunny_man: does desert bus normally have commercials?
spiltdownman: is anyone at the moonbase?
hieroglyphica: Serge!!
NotCainNorAbel: Hi Serge/Jo
SFSMaus: Hello Serge!
iSmartMan1: If this is what this year's Desert Bus will be like, then count me in!
Arikell: Hi Serge
johnalogue: not the desert bus we know, but certainly better than none!
gnome_friend: @mr_bunny_man nope
Juliamon: mr_bunny_man no
RandomTrivia: Is it Coffee Pong o' clock?
SpecialKolin: Hello Serge!
SergeYager: Can we get some hearts in chat for broadcast
gnome_friend: And we have a special Call-in!
Ordsmed: I am hammered on Soma no Tengu. Is that part of the test?
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
misterrootbeer: @mr_bunny_man no commercial breaks at desert bus
SergeYager: They're making some amazing things happen right now
SonjoPotato: <3
Joalni: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SpecialKolin: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Suffix: sergePrideLove sergeModLove lrrHEART
Wondermoo: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: spiltdownman Definitely not any of the people we've seen so fa,r I'm guessing no one else will be either
flatluigi: twitch doing midrolls no matter what is a new thjbg
SergeYager: <3
NotCainNorAbel: lrrHEART lrrHEART jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
hieroglyphica: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
sgreenlay: lrrHEART
beowuuf: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Aitsu111: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Kyardraan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Inkymouse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
OriginalGarwulf: So, while we wait, a funny thought for all the fellow parents of small children in chat - imagine if you will, a musical version of Sandra Boynton's Snuggle Puppy...a Brit death metal version of Snuggle puppy...
Mikklun: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
AliceLovelin: LesbianPride TransgenderPride LesbianPride TransgenderPride LesbianPride TransgenderPride
SFSMaus: GenderFluidPride GenderFluidPride GenderFluidPride
HorusFive: lrrHEART mattlrHeart LuvGift
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Chat I'm really proud of you. Good job raising money
TehAmelie: here's hoping Neil Gaiman will call in again
meisbored: lrrHEART katesHeart benginHeart veryhaLove LuvGift
EscherichiaCole: Engineering are literal wizards
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie what year was that?
Inkymouse: <3 lrrHEART sergePrideLove <3 lrrHEART sergePrideLove
Suffix: You’re a wizard Erika.
TehAmelie: umm, Db6
Kikazi: slytqHeart benginHeart lrrHEART mattlrHeart sergePrideLove
aWabbajack: awabbaHi lrrALEX
Sarah_Serinde: TehAmelie I...didn't think he actually had? He's tweeted a number of times. Have I just forgotten?
BtEtta: Hi EscherichiaCole!
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART lrrHEART Engineering doing a fantastic job lrrHEART lrrHEART
rscorundum: TransgenderPride LesbianPride TransgenderPride
Sarah_Serinde: There's a lot of Desert Bus, easy to forget >_>
TehAmelie: Gaiman was probably not, like "super" famous just then
gnome_friend: So much bus on this bus
gnome_friend: So many bees in this shed
Ordsmed: Neil, yes! mor of my leather-daddy... I mean... I have his books,,, in leather....
Sarah_Serinde: I'm pretty sure Gaiman was already very well known
SFSMaus: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART to Engineering!
CrazymattCaptain: I had to run some errands for a few hours. did I miss any good fun clips?
ApplicativeJones: Gaiman was pretty super-famous by 2002.
drfox17: @EscherichiaCole i've had a boss say taht to me. My response: "Sir, don't say that too loud, they burn you at the stake for that kinda talk around here"
TehAmelie: had MirrorMask come out? i mean that was a whole Hollywood movie
Serpens77: rotating the digital cushions
dalefriesen: Have I missed many rusty bees?
SergeYager: hey Dale :)
gnome_friend: @dalefriesen on Kathleen's screen
gnome_friend: But otherwise mostly rustproof
EscherichiaCole: Hi Dale!
dalefriesen: Hey Serge :)
Sarah_Serinde: TehAmelie That was 2005
ProfessorPeity: lrrHEART
beowuuf: hey dale, still 50% more bees to go
Easilycrazyhat: @ApplicativeJones He's gotten even *more* famous since. I know he had to stop doing signings a few years back because the lines were just too long.
RandomTrivia: Dale is here! Hi Dale!
TehAmelie: huh, i guess it wasn't just me who loved Neil Gaiman at that point
NotCainNorAbel: why does google drive/sheets not have a dark mode?
Ordsmed: @dalefriesen none rusty, some crusty'...
RandomTrivia rotates the cushions back
gnome_friend: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4608: "I'm giving you advantage because you're threatening her with her own leg." —Dale [2018-01-22]
rscorundum: 17 days till actual desert bus, unless they delay it
Sarah_Serinde: I got to see Neil at his final signing tour, it's when I got him to sign a bookmark I made and donated to DB <3
gnome_friend: @rscorundum it's in November
ApplicativeJones: I think you skipped a month
TehAmelie: woow
BtEtta: Oh I remember the context for that quote.
dalefriesen: Hi back! Thanks for the greetings!
Sarah_Serinde: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (47d, 16:52 from now)
beowuuf: neverwhere being made by the bbc was ages ago, thoguh i guess that was lenny henry and neil gaiman
rscorundum: damn I'm just bad at counting
Inkymouse: Finally applied for desert bus annual leave yay
Sarah_Serinde: rscorundum Desert Bus is always November
Nuurgle: Desert Bus is in November, not 17 days
amative1: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
NotCainNorAbel: @rscorundum 47 days, you gave ME a heart attack and I just watch.
dalefriesen: @BtEtta I don't, I'm afraid.
ApplicativeJones: I think you just missed October
Mikklun: @NotCainNorAbel Because Google is now in fact, sadly, evil
TehAmelie: Good Omens was probably when Neil "really" entered the mainstream tbh
amative1: I thought that had a countdown... hmm...
Emu_on_the_Loose: It's so weird having commercials without music. But I remember when that was the norm. LRR tech has come such a long way over the years!
rscorundum: I thought it was October
Ashen_Prime subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Ashen_Prime: I am actively upset at myself for how long I took to understand "Rustproof Bee Shed." Darn anagrams.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Ashen_Prime! (Today's storm count: 103)
rscorundum: I have lost my sense of time
Sarah_Serinde: amative1 You want !db countdown
amative1: rscorundum always November
amative1: ah
BtEtta: @dalefriesen They were threatening Pegleg in the Semolo Plateau "prison"
amative1: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (47d, 16:51 from now)
drfox17: Iiiiiiiiii i'm hooked on a feeling/ I'm high on believeing/ THAT YOUR'E IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEE
NotCainNorAbel: @Mikklun if only dark mode was the only evil thing. Still a bit better than most other options.
Ordsmed: Hey @SergeYager I headed to Tim Wendelboe after your QnA for PAX. Thanks the the Experience/memories!