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TheAinMAP: Hello.
NightValien28: Hello alex
chickenace11: Thought the intro was a weird add for a moment
DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: audible Alex
DigitalSeahorse: lol
failsquared: lrrSLOTH
DigitalSeahorse: no clicky
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: hope somebody here has
GhostValv: :\
SeiichiSin: Wait, games are supposed to be simple to interact with?
wildpeaks: uh, did you buy the dlc ?
DigitalSeahorse: yes
TheAwkes: Hey, Alex LoadingReadyRun are you okay with a non-spoiler tip relating to accessing everything in Sam's story?
DigitalSeahorse: pls work
NightValien28: LUL
TXC2: lets go shopping!
NightValien28: oh alex I love you
SeiichiSin: Should I prepare to face palm?
TXC2: a professional if you will Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's good that we didn't make it then
Qvdv: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TheAinMAP: Oh.
TXC2: slowclap.wav
DigitalSeahorse: oh
Lord_ZYRK: Oh dear sweet Alex. Nobody knows what they're doing.
wildpeaks: ach, it happens :)
Robot_Bones: awkwardfatr.wav
SeiichiSin: So what you are saying is yes, yes I should face palm.
DigitalSeahorse: quick someone buy it for the LRR steam
monosceros: big chillin
DigitalSeahorse: :P
rocketjohn: i am fine in the way that everyone is lying and saying they are fine
Juliamon: lrrFINE
MadCmdrMoe: I'm disassembling smol pallets to make a bike rack for my apartment... so good i guess?
TXC2: rocketjohn big mood
TXC2: Hello Juliamon
Nigouki: it's been a perfectly reasonable March Monday
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE elfunkCat
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitWhitekitten orangekitPartyKitten
Lord_ZYRK: Bike rack bike rack
rocketjohn: TXC2 ikr
monosceros: @madcmdrmoe that's a really good project!
MadCmdrMoe: reclaimed wood bike rack
DigitalSeahorse: this stream is also not brought to you by McDonald's
MadCmdrMoe: gotta make it wide because i got a fatbike
Robot_Bones: fill that time with cream, fill that time with cream
rocketjohn: I painted a workshop today.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm working on ME
Robot_Bones: I've taken up gunpla
Laserbeaks_Fury: I workshoped a painting
monosceros: thicc bike
DigitalSeahorse: that is not Millennium Edition but me
Nigouki: I've been doing a not very good job of working on Me
TXC2: I'm very close to 100% the cheevos in Dark souls 3 :p
rocketjohn: I have been loving your swordtember.
DigitalSeahorse: I want a coffee boss
Robot_Bones: Built me A Leo and a Tallgeese
SeiichiSin: But you have all the shelving behind you there Alex, plenty of space. Kappa
rocketjohn: I will have my workshop full of my lathes and suchlike soon
TreeVor84: Oooh I miss gunpla, I need to get my craft room unpacke
Lord_ZYRK: RIP shelf display
SeiichiSin: I know, hence the Kappa
Mushbie: what about actual gunpla. scale plastic models of firearms
TXC2: that good old 2 foot Wii U mote
JaysonMaxwell: Does the past cease to exist just because it's already happened?
Nigouki: "This doesn't exist anymore" *points to physical disc media*
TXC2: I sure is
Laserbeaks_Fury: God, remember when you had to actually squeeze in front of that to stream?
rocketjohn: Yes. It moves now.
Lord_ZYRK: Does that mean you're using a corpse as your background? Seems a little tasteless Kappa
Nigouki: they build a full scale puppet, yeah
wildpeaks: in the era of Zoom, I think people are getting used to fake backgrounds
TreeVor84: They're on number 3 now I think
Robot_Bones: yeah remember when the camera was at a 90 degree angle to you
MadCmdrMoe: @monosceros http://puu.sh/GxlVu/dce1a66485.jpg
TXC2: it can flip the bird and all
Nigouki: it's externally supported and flails limbs around, yeah
rocketjohn: more than my full sized gundam does
MadCmdrMoe: THICC bike
TXC2: It reminds me of the Giant Robot Michael Jackson wanted to build
TXC2: "technology is about to go crazy"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Replace the Hall of Presidents with Gundam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Hades gold?
NightValien28: it is
NightValien28: gold and good
rocketjohn: same!
NightValien28: so is spelunky
DigitalSeahorse: I just bought Untitled Goose Game which now has two geese
DigitalSeahorse: in steam
TXC2: spulunky, theres a game we gotta get adam to play again Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: holy BUS
TXC2: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
NightValien28: BUS IS COMING
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speaking of BUS GAMES.....
Mushbie: yuuup
Nigouki: welp
NightValien28: yeah
DigitalSeahorse: Chernobyl
wildpeaks: happy little radioactive bus stop
ehsteveG: LRRMans 2, Alex drives a bus
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahahha
TXC2: now you have my attention
NightValien28: seems like it
wildpeaks: the road to the station did look like this
Nigouki: ahahaha
MadCmdrMoe: WOOOOW
wildpeaks: that's even an accurate locatino for this sign, ha
Critterbot: Huh, interesting.
Nigouki: yep, that's Pripyat
TXC2: !clips
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MadCmdrMoe: fucking LASER targetted
NightValien28: steam curating alex's interest I see
rocketjohn: Abby Howard just released the first part of her narrative horror game for free, that's on steam - "Scarlet Hollow"
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's just something Primal about a Geiger tick
HolsetyMage: Unexpected twist
DigitalSeahorse: Chernobyl is popular on google image search assets too, found it in June's Journey with a non Russian background
JaysonMaxwell: This is an oddly focused demographic.
wildpeaks: Cloudpunk is sweet
Lord_ZYRK: Poggies my собаки
DigitalSeahorse: guess we gotta get BUSS feliciaTrashed
wildpeaks: woohoo
Lord_ZYRK: I hope you brought your lead underwear, chat, because this is gonna get rad.
Nigouki: game is super quiet
TheAwkes: LoadingReadyRun mind a tip drop re: non-spoiler content gating in Sam's story?
Lord_ZYRK: It's a very good touch.
wildpeaks: car broke down ? time to make out
TheAwkes: There are a number of quest based points of no return in the DLC, if you don't do all the optionals first, you don't get to do them.
wildpeaks: choo choo
Nigouki: nice, ultrabright LED headlights upgrade
RatekStormcrow: How mnuch gallons per mile you think this trackto does ?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG tractor frand! elfunkCat
Laserbeaks_Fury: WHere exactly is his Dad supposed to be?
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TXC2: wow we have a GIANT drum mag for our very thin rifle :p
Juliamon: Just take a piss in the tank
Nigouki: get yerself some tetanus splinters from that rusty cable
wildpeaks: map already looks so good
BikoTheWolf: oh dlc
SeiichiSin: Anyone else seeing Vsync issues? Or just me?
TwoSenses: I'm seeing some yeah
DigitalSeahorse: wow
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DigitalSeahorse: this reminds me of that streetcar from Toronto that ended up going to camp! :D
DigitalSeahorse: :O
wildpeaks: sweet vista
DigitalSeahorse: dududu
TXC2: I question the bridge still being up while being broken like that
Magnifisquatch: guyjudgeHi
Magnifisquatch: Hemlo
frnknstn: I like this storytelling
DigitalSeahorse: TRAM
TXC2: Hello Magnifisquatch welcome
TwoSenses: He sounds like a Russian Duke Nukem
TXC2: wow he went from 60-0 real fast
garion99: man id forgotten ow good these games looked
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Juliamon: Game needs a "plot pause" button so we can just stand here and take in the view
roxtonro: PogChamp100 CruW
Nigouki: welp
Nigouki: Borey?
TXC2: why did he say submarine in english?
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 he did
DigitalSeahorse: birbs
Lord_ZYRK: I like how the subtitles put his English words into Russian LUL
DigitalSeahorse: not birbs
DigitalSeahorse: "how dare you interrupt my flying lesson!"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
SleepyDeveloper: the bat just wanted a kiss
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
DigitalSeahorse: oof
TXC2: this reminds me of the bad guy from Underworld 2
Magnifisquatch: you seem to be seeping red from the top of your eyes
wildpeaks: at least we didn't fall on rebar
DigitalSeahorse: lucidPride lucidPride lucidPride froge
wildpeaks: I love these small little details
Steelwolf171: Wow, Russian Batman is a lot grittier than the American version
TheBumblingBagOfBogusLuck: At least the froge didn't lead you to a giant Mommy Froge...
Juliamon: That was... honestly some decent ripple interaction animation
MadCmdrMoe: toads are dry generally, and frogs are wetter
Lord_ZYRK: Well you see, frogs are called "frogs" and toads are called "toads"
TXC2: there is no scientific distinction between Frogs and Toads
DigitalSeahorse: toads sure give birth from their gross back holes
DigitalSeahorse: ew
Lord_ZYRK: Now I want to start calling frogs "smooth toads"
TXC2: it's sort of like how theres no such thing as a "fish"
wildpeaks: ow ow ow x 2
Lord_ZYRK: Yo what a badass PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: fuck RIGHT OFF
DigitalSeahorse: ""
TXC2: so we know Aikido I guess :p
TheAwkes: Sam gets to be a real tough bastard in this scene. It's great.
Penguino_Rojo: English dub version he is just an american
monosceros: toads have a mushroom for a head lrrBEEJ
TwoSenses: I'm just waiting for him to say "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum"
DigitalSeahorse: "Not the face!" lucidComrade lucidTroops
Nigouki: i like that they follow the martial arts movie convention of waiting your turn to get your ass kicked
TXC2: some real Mook Chivalry going on here
TheBumblingBagOfBogusLuck: Just Googled the difference between Frogs and toads and apparently frogs have a slimey layer on their skin and toads have shorter legs and lumpy skin.
TheAinMAP: Ow.
DigitalSeahorse: dang
Lord_ZYRK: "Not so tough anymore?" Yeah, he really got winded kicking the shit out of a mod.
roxtonro: Sasafras
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we could take all of them right now
DigitalSeahorse: "aww how'd you know I'm into bondage?"
DigitalSeahorse: cat? kitty?
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
Juliamon: Blowout soon...
TXC2: ah it's a blowout
LordZarano: Blowout soon?
Mister_Hush: find cover, stalker
TXC2: if the sky goes red I'm out of here Kappa
roxtonro: Industrious barbers around those parts
SleepyDeveloper: das a purdy ship
Nigouki: oh so it is a Typhoon
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
wildpeaks: that would make a sweet water choo choo
Nigouki: only one of those still active in the real world now
Mister_Hush: submarines are so cool
wildpeaks: general kenobi
Mister_Hush: really good in red alert 2
DigitalSeahorse: he's with The Umbrella Academy? ssandSPOOKED
GhostValv: jlrrNo
drcthulu: Very ture
drcthulu: true*
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, that was an interesting first line to hear
LadyTL: is ti odd, I just don't trust video game characters with open umbrellas?
Lord_ZYRK: brutal
DigitalSeahorse: a tin roof rain ASMR
Mister_Hush: The Mayflower, you say, huh
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Nigouki: that has to be relabeled
TXC2: wouldn't this type of sub be named after a State?
Mister_Hush: Named after a Pilgrim ship, which seems weird for a Marine vessel, but uhhh
wildpeaks: hand ties, but we still manage to turn off a light, with our teeth I guess ?
SleepyDeveloper: has to be a relabel, the US has no Typhoon class subs
Invitare: this American is also French
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: They cut our ties @wildpeaks
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidLUL
DigitalSeahorse: Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mister_Hush: His team was the MARINERS and now he owns a SUBMARINE lolololol
Mister_Hush: video games really don't know how not to hit the nail on the head every time
Laurence72: But Mariners and Padres are in different leagues, and DIDN'T play each other often
TXC2: supports the Mariners you say? so he's used to failure Kappa
Juliamon: Laurence72 Maybe in this universe the Padres switched leagues instead of the Astros
Nigouki: maybe dad's a prepper
Mister_Hush: @Laurence72 this is like when scientists watch police procedural shows
wildpeaks: and if he remained at the same place
MadCmdrMoe: how long since last fuel service though
drcthulu: nuclear wessel
TXC2: the fuel might be ok, the reactor not so much
MadCmdrMoe: ruptures... ruptures everywhere
Lord_ZYRK: "Looks like the head gasket's leaking a bit"
abyssaldm: -turns the key- oh shit -nuclear explosion-
SeiichiSin: So, good news, it turned over. Bad news, the carbon rods were stolen.
abyssaldm: Alex, that gives a whole new meaning to "click, click, boom
Lord_ZYRK: "Do. . . do nuclear powerplants HAVE a headgasket?" "I don't know, but I just grew a new toe on my chest."
TXC2: Good news the carbon rods were replaced, bad news they were replaced with graphite
DigitalSeahorse: yeah, it turned over.....the whole 1/3 of Russia
Nigouki: just climb into the SLBM and launch yourself to America
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 a rod's a rod. Just slap some rebar in there and we're good to go Kappa
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wildpeaks: FTL for nuclear subs
RiiiisDK: We had this guy in Denmark who owned (and built) his own sub
roxtonro: FeelsAmazingMan
RiiiisDK: but then he killed someone while sailing in it.... sooo
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing says you can't build your own sub.
Penguino_Rojo: espionage
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Clearly there's an ISO for fuel rods
Nigouki: this is 100% a Russian Typhoon-class
tabbyphobos: just cram them in, it's fine
Penguino_Rojo: they copied a lot of stuff from us in the 40s and 50s. maybe longer\
TXC2: convergent evolution?
Nigouki: he has the Russian Navy Ensign in the cabinet to the left
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bringing real world logic to a video game is a recipe for a bad time
roxtonro: bttvNice
Lord_ZYRK: Eh, just take your Opinel and shave em down a bit Kappa
Duven60: Was refueling even a thing they did to those reactors?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans GenderFluidPride NonBinaryPride IntersexPride TransgenderPride
TXC2: expands really?
Penguino_Rojo: could also just be 'optimal spec' that is good regardless of where. Specific sizes that work best and just happen to work well for either nations. Or one can be adjusted for the other.
DigitalSeahorse: GayPride LesbianPride BisexualPride PansexualPride AsexualPride
TXC2: you'd think they'd get smaller
Penguino_Rojo: or they just throw them in the nuclear furnace and shrug
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Penguino_Rojo: uranium and plutonium are a fuel, would have to restock
Critterbot: Drum mags DansGame
Manae: @txc2 they do get slightly smaller, but when you think of the mass change for the heat produced, the expansion far outpaces the loss
TXC2: can one Vitrify a whole ass reactor? :p
wildpeaks: :D
NightValien28: good reference
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thrythlind: Heya! Oh, you're in the DLC....I'm guessing the main game didn't end in the happy ending?
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Nigouki: Soviets used to decommission sub reactors by just dumping them in the Arctic Ocean
LordZarano: oh, of course, it totally makes sense that the fuel would expand. The atoms are splitting into more atoms
TXC2: Manae neat
LordZarano: just something I'd never considered before
Lord_ZYRK: Preemo PogChamp
TXC2: 110 year old gun
vegantroll: Is there an idle animation?
TXC2: "you might not be familyer with this gun that is older then most buildings"
roxtonro: PurpleStar
TXC2: it kinda blows my mind how old some guns are
Duven60: that rear sight is huge, shouldn't there be something to line up inside that ring?
thrythlind: boy, Sam has a deep, growley voice
rocketjohn: those targets seem like great richochet generators to the untrained eye
Manae: Fun fact: at least some US torpedoes use metal as a fuel instead of hydrocarbons for their reactors. The energy density is a bit worse, but by not changing mass as the fuel burns you save a LOT of balancing issues (and don't have to exhaust gases)
thrythlind: guess that fits given he was an embassy guard, he'd have to be in his 40s or 50s for these games
Lord_ZYRK: ᕦ(° Д°)ᕤ STOPPIN POWAH! has been called
Angnor33: Can you put a lser on it?
vegantroll: Stock looks real homemade
rocketjohn: Tinker Tailor Solder Gun
Nigouki: lower looks stamped too, so still kinda wierd?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
TXC2: you've seen that worst AK video on forgotten weapons right Alex?
thrythlind: I'm not a gun person, so I'm wondering, is the game well-researched on the guns and the modded/unique models?
Nigouki: Artisanal dakka made by local craftsmen?
RegulusPratus: Cruelty-free shade-grown assault rifles
rasterscan: I would absolutely listen to whole streams of Alex gun nerding out. Which was what Reciever 2 was, and yet I still want more. xD
roxtonro: BaconEffect
rasterscan: Okay, I swear I've seen that exact boat on Junkyard Wars in the early 2000s
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD smells fishy ssandNOM
TXC2: rasterscan I legit would watch alex do reactions forgotten weapons/ inRageTv videos
eric_christian_berg: Rude!
rasterscan: @TXC2 Someday... *sigh*
TheAwkes: The circled Xs are the sometimes gated events/locations I mentioned earlier.
vegantroll: You should eat your veggies, guy pushed you around like you're nothing
GhostValv: sir
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
eric_christian_berg: It's not a VW bus on floaties!
vegantroll: Needs a cd player
vegantroll: for some hardbass
RegulusPratus: Do... Americans look obviously non-Russian at a glance, or are you like wearing a stars and stripes hoodie?
TXC2: were we even out of the harbour before that explosion? :p
wildpeaks: water snek
DigitalSeahorse: water snek?
TheAwkes: [press SHIFT to fast]
wildpeaks: this oozes atmosphere
Lord_ZYRK: RegulusPratus he's got an eagle with boobs tattooed on his forehead
vegantroll: Is that a good bep?
vegantroll: *beep
DigitalSeahorse: I think I do too
rasterscan: I mean, at leas t in the main campaign his accent is pretty noticable
DigitalSeahorse: from a reference folder or a photo site
rasterscan: Even as a non-russian speaker his sounded noticably different
TXC2: just looked it up, 45acp is from 1904 :p
vegantroll: The first two were just eh, but this one's useful
TheAinMAP: Snake!
wildpeaks: ow ow ow x3
rasterscan: o.o
rasterscan: Damn
rasterscan: Snek ambushes are a thing now, eh
roxtonro: GivePLZ GivePLZ Cheer100 TakeNRG TakeNRG
DigitalSeahorse: did stream just repeat itself?
DigitalSeahorse: SNEK!
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse seems fine to me
Nigouki: is giving your snake a squeeze on stream against TOS?
DigitalSeahorse: I saw him shoot and stab that zombie twice in the exact same way while saying the same thing twice
Bengineering: confirm its cool to squeeze snake on stream
TXC2: hello Bengineering
DigitalSeahorse: twitch bug maybe
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
rasterscan: benginHeart
Bengineering: some snek not friend, but not mean
Bengineering: that one came atcha though so i get it ;)
TXC2: cheeki breeki time
MadCmdrMoe: all these flavors and he chose salt
DeM0nFiRe: Was that a scripted sequence to give you night vision?
Penguino_Rojo: ugh, its gonna have radzombie smell all over it
thrythlind: Do they have Sam speaking English even when you set the game to Russian? That is a cool detail
Penguino_Rojo: yup, different actor tho
Manae: And the subtitles are in Russian when speaking English
vegantroll: Oh, no collecting random batteries, that's nice
wildpeaks: after so long, batteries we'd find would be empty anyway
thrythlind: instead of hunting for brand placement batteries
rocketjohn: i prefer it when it goes dark exactly when the writer wants it to, rather than at random.
vegantroll: Alan Wake was cool, were it was also kinda Ammo
TXC2: Soviet Jesus = Lenin?
rocketjohn: he's lenin a bit to the left.
CamelAttack: Big Butter Lenin?
TXC2: oh wow I was right :p
Nigouki: imagine Shrek but with Lenin
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidComrade lucidComrade
Nigouki: OUR Swamp!
DigitalSeahorse: aww it's a heart shaped hole in the wall lucidLove
keroan0: Poor toilet man
DigitalSeahorse: we all feel like death on the toilet some time or other
keroan0: Speaking of toilets...
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
LordZarano: See ya TXC
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 ResidentSleeper /
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO feliciaFlush feliciaTrashed
PixelArtDragon: Why does it translate the "nice" into Russian, which presumably the player doesn't understand?
vegantroll: Love the soft dripping in the background. Real Toilet break vibes
vegantroll: As in shitty public highway restroom
MadCmdrMoe: taking those pallets apart was a chill little project
roxtonro: Stay up all night, stay up all day, viagra prescriptions and fifty shades of grey
ReynardWrecca: Good evening everyone. I hope we're happy & healthy today.
TheAinMAP: katesAir
drcthulu: shitter's clogged
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat zombie skin must chafe real easy
TheAinMAP: katesNope
Nigouki: huh, i wonder if standing in knee-deep water during and underwater explosion is bad for your leg meat
ReynardWrecca: Does anyone remember what game Alex was playing a couple of years ago when he yelled "Work with Daddy!"? I realised I've been saying it and only just remembered where it comes from.
Nigouki: underwater explosions usually get your lungs, right?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TheAinMAP: It's just gone.
DigitalSeahorse: ha!
Angnor33: Punched Into Another Dimension.
Lord_ZYRK: That's a hell of a hook you've got there
PenguinMortified: you hugged them to death
thrythlind: ONE PUNCH MAN!
keroan0: pennyWhat pennyWhat
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
eric_christian_berg: Existential Punch Technique.
Angnor33: This is the best timeling.
keroan0: He broke your legs!
NightValien28: he cursed you
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahhah
MadCmdrMoe: Jiang Shi mode
NightValien28: all right here we go half press A run
eric_christian_berg: Hopping Gopnik Style!
Duven60: thou hast become a bunny
wildpeaks: the monkey paw curls
ReynardWrecca: It's lovely to walk in on a highlight.
Nigouki: does the HL engine speedrunning tricks works in this engine too?
JAGxTERRA: hey everyone
Lord_ZYRK: ReynardWrecca no idea, but "work with daddy" was always something Ashton would tell chat at Desert Bus
JAGxTERRA: how's it going?
MDK_Marshal: Are we playing Half-Life: Alex now Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Back before daddy got ruined by the internet, anyway
MadCmdrMoe: reload?
ReynardWrecca: Thanks @Lord_ZYRK, maybe that's where I got it from.
Angnor33: Maybe you punched yourself out of existence?
MDK_Marshal: Looks like we're stuck in a QTE
wildpeaks: welp, better reload a save before it overwrites ?
keroan0: The 'ol paralyzer. Classic
Penguino_Rojo: Welcome to Alex's glitched speed run
MDK_Marshal: Um. Are we invincible now?
Nigouki: are we IMMORTAL!?
MDK_Marshal: We am become gods?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
eric_christian_berg: You're invincible!
PharaohBender27: Dobry den! PrideWave Which DLC I we playing?
DigitalSeahorse: he can't even hit you
wildpeaks: this looks like a curse straight out of Pathologic 2
NightValien28: a good trade
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Nigouki: did you accidentally your hitbox?
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhah
JAGxTERRA: "this glitch can save me a whole 10 minutes"
Penguino_Rojo: He yeeted you
thrythlind: welcome to the highlight reel?
DigitalSeahorse: "I'd like to report a bug."
rasterscan: Hopefully it makes it into the next highlight reel. xD That was fun.
Manae: @Nigouki It never cleared his "in a QTE" flag so he was invulnerable
thrythlind: got that Innsmouth look
thrythlind: The QTE flag might have also prevented a lot of controls
Nigouki: ah
TStodden: What's worse: Fish People or Grab People?
ReynardWrecca: Good grief, man, have some dignity!
thrythlind: grab people....grab people are grabbing you....fish people aren't necessarily evil assholes who are assaulting you
Nigouki: imagine we're looting the Captain's hideout and he just has the nuclear fuel rods stashed under his bed for warmth
ReynardWrecca: They are in Britain, yeah.
DigitalSeahorse: I missed the prompt too
TStodden: D'oh! FallGuysFall katesRip Me no talk good...
rocketjohn: you buy one
ReynardWrecca: You pay yearly to get the BBC.
rocketjohn: and then you can watch television
PenguinMortified: you make a pinky swear to the government
ReynardWrecca: It's BBC only, other channels are funded by their adverts.
PharaohBender27: Why's our character saying stuff in English? (I came in late)
rocketjohn: and not just the BBC - if you have any broadcast television you need a tv licence, or if you watch BBC on demand
Duven60: TV licenses are hard to enforce as you can just tell the BBC not to show up at your house and then they can't check if you have a TV thus you don't need to pay
Invitare: it's honestly not really any different to paying for like, Sky, or something, but what youn get is BBC stuff
ReynardWrecca: The Man From Rumbelows! :)
DigitalSeahorse: lol
PenguinMortified: there's like no actual way for people to tell if you have on or not
PenguinMortified: you can still watch the bbc if you don't have one
LordZarano: TV licence is basically just another tax, but paid separately
TStodden: Does that mean LESS ADS on TV broadcasts?
ReynardWrecca: Yeah, the Beeb exists in an odd legal area, kinda unique. Not state-funded, but publicly-funded but also kinda mandatory-ish?
Ivalenz_: Originally there was per set fee per household. The BBC had patrol vans that would pick up sets in use. If there were more sets then fees...TV Cops.
PenguinMortified: the bbc has no add breaks
PenguinMortified: the other channels do
Nigouki: Japan has funky decoder cards that you buy and plug into the back of your TV, but I think that's generally for specialty stuff
rocketjohn: BBC has no ads
ReynardWrecca: No adverts on BBC, legally, at all.
thrythlind: I like the previews, to be honest
PenguinMortified: for now
Invitare: I think ITV is only partially payed by the License, so it has adverts too
wildpeaks: like games you pay 60 bucks and still end up with microtransactions x.x
keroan0: I remember the first time I saw an ad before a movie instead of a trailer... I was so pissed. I don't WANT a car, I want the movie to start!
Invitare: it's ITV or C4, one of them is partial license
rocketjohn: Amazon Prime Video has ads That pisses me off something fierce.
DigitalSeahorse: kenohki2 said TV in Japan is interesting cause the system they got there is hard to get rid of so he didn't want someone in there seeing him have a TV set so they wouldn't charge him for something he wasn't gonna use ever, at least I think that's what he said
SerGarretCameron: I've had people demand refunds because we didn't play trailers, and that was the only thing they wanted to see.
rocketjohn: C4, invitare, and they get a tiny share for underserved programming
PharaohBender27: @SerGarretCameron lrrWOW
LordZarano: BBC has ads for their own programs, between the end of one program and the beginning of the next
NightValien28: they are more effective if you don't alert them I think
TStodden: TOO.... SPICY!!!
wildpeaks: hot
ReynardWrecca: I love the BBC
NightValien28: fire is effective who knew
PenguinMortified: I think there are fewer add breaks in the UK on channels that have them compared to the US
vegantroll: Just hurling random shit at each other
Manae: That's why you don't rub yourself down with gasoline every morning
ReynardWrecca: Geneva Convention?
DigitalSeahorse: piano!
DigitalSeahorse: can you play that piano too?
Nigouki: finally found what the Japanese TV license thingi is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-CAS
ReynardWrecca: I know a lot of it was about the treatment of PoWs and occupied civilian populace.
vegantroll: In Fallout, those enemies at least had the courtesy of carrying one bottlecap or a plastic fork
Penguino_Rojo: Defines the rules of war, what constitutes a mercenary and that they are not protected, etc
PharaohBender27: No, that's the NSA who's listening :p
Duven60: It covers treatment of wounded on a battlefield too
LordZarano: Yeah, the commercial channels have to compete against the BBC, so they can't go crazy with the ads like the US channels can
DigitalSeahorse: :D
PenguinMortified: and you don't have literal medication and doctors advertised to you
DigitalSeahorse: shigiRainpiano lucidMusic lucidDuck
Mazrae: hello hello first time watching alex live in a real long time
Penguino_Rojo: I got curious how Blackwater type entities were not 'mercenaries' and its because they miss one or two rules. Otherwise they are mercs
eric_christian_berg: Yes, Hague Convention of 1899.
vegantroll: Is it a "look up" moment?
DigitalSeahorse: *imagines piano opened a secret passage to up*
delta__vee: silly vegantroll, gamers don't look up
eric_christian_berg: "Declaration concerning the Prohibition of the Use of Bullets which can Easily Expand or Change their Form inside the Human Body such as Bullets with a Hard Covering which does not Completely Cover the Core, or containing Indentations"
SeiichiSin: He says to go that way.
Mazrae: i need to catch up in the vods i think im still on part one maybe two
Invitare: "No, Comrade. It's where do *we* go"
vegantroll: Lenin says "Go Left"
delta__vee: :D
PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg Yeah, which is why using the type of ammunition that 18th and 19th century muskets used would now be considered a war crime
iris_of_ether: Big oof
RiiiisDK: balalejka
Mazrae: take the guitar
Nigouki: balalaika
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garion99: balalika
ReynardWrecca: Balalaika
Nigouki: *balalaika
PixelArtDragon: Balaika
DigitalSeahorse: balalaika
Nigouki: so many As
garion99: yes
DigitalSeahorse: which I'm remembering now thanks to chat
wildpeaks: yes you got that right
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: balalalalalaika
Penguino_Rojo: When I was in the Army, an ongoing 'joke' was how .50 cal bullets are illegal to use on people, only on material. So if you need to kill someone, you don't aim for them, you aim for their gun, web harness, etc. In hindsight, wasn't a great joke
vegantroll: What color was Lenins tie when he wrote the communist manifesto?
Duven60: I feel like the use of depleted uranium ammo (small arms) kind of makes all the expanding ammo restrictions a utterly moot point
Mazrae: can you punch guitar to make music?
ReynardWrecca: Ah yes @Penguino_Rojo, I remember those 'jokes'.
PenguinMortified: oh no the post apocolypse hague is coming to get you
Penguino_Rojo: Its just zombies
Penguino_Rojo: from Hague.
PixelArtDragon: Well great, now I have Balalaika stuck in my head
Penguino_Rojo: wait! that other door with wood on it!
Penguino_Rojo: can you knock the wood off
Penguino_Rojo: oh, looked breakable, sorry
PharaohBender27: @vegantroll Red?
thrythlind: that door looked like flesh
thrythlind: I'm getting some flashbacks to the Tzimice den in Bloodlines
Penguino_Rojo: given the cushions on it, guess we don't want to know what was inside
vegantroll: @PharaohBender27 Nope, Marx wrote it :D
iris_of_ether: I hope Bloodlines 2 is good....
LordZarano: was that a leather door?
Nigouki: i wanna say the yellow pain splotches are supposed to lead you but why is that hole in the floor with the pipe not interactable?
Nigouki: *paint
rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun Okay, according to the guide you go down the pipe you saw
PharaohBender27: @vegantroll Oh ffs you got me.
Penguino_Rojo: can you look over the railing of that balcony again?
Penguino_Rojo: wow
wildpeaks: yellow are only indicating stashes from the thing explained in the notes
Nigouki: oh
PharaohBender27: @vegantroll :D
Angnor33: Secret Tunnel
rasterscan: Yeah, it's not well signposted
theonlybarber: LUL LUL
rasterscan: :(
DigitalSeahorse: game, pls
vegantroll: @PharaohBender27 I got got by this before. Apparently an old GDR joke :D
Manae: When did "yellow paint" become the "you can go this way" icon for video games
rasterscan: @LoadingReadyRun The yellow paint in this level in general is supposed to point the way
TheAinMAP: Oh right, the Captain's been in a fight this whole time.
Penguino_Rojo: there was a developer that was famous for it. or was that orange
PharaohBender27: @vegantroll Huh. Wonder if making it would get you in trouble with the Stasi
Lord_ZYRK: A fine toss
DigitalSeahorse: woah close
ReynardWrecca: Damn, Cap, good throw.
thatone75: bye bye
vegantroll: @PharaohBender27 Not knowing the answer would get you
Mazrae: whelp there goes the gun
Invitare: Does this man just wander around Russia throwing people off high ledges?
Manae: It's good game design for sure, when used somewhat subtlety. When it's plastered all over the walls it stops being a "go this way arrow" and more just "there's yellow everywhere." =/ Division 2 has that same problem where they mark ledges with yellow, but then 90% of doors marked with it can't be opened while 10% can in some way
ReynardWrecca: "Why are you staring at my crotch, tovarich?" "I'm checking out your...design details, Captain."
PharaohBender27: So, was our guy here one of the American "occupiers" or something? What's his deal?
rasterscan: @PharaohBender27 He was an embassy guard
PharaohBender27: @rasterscan Ah, thanks
rasterscan: Np!
Nigouki: Nice Boat
wildpeaks: and the colonel saved him from the mobs who were angry at americans, that's why he stayed with the squad
MistaFuzzy: whats the beeping?
rasterscan: What a nice boat.
Nigouki: it's a bus!
Nigouki: D:
Penguino_Rojo: I think its a loot detector
DigitalSeahorse: water bus!
wildpeaks: water choo choo
Nigouki: Bus Is Sailing
PixelArtDragon: Nice touch: Sam actually speaks with an accent (though not a very convincingly non-Russian one)
ReynardWrecca: Poop, work early. Good night Alex, good night chat. Never catch enough of these live, but great content & company as ever.
DigitalSeahorse: HypeBigfoot1 HypeBigfoot1
rasterscan: !vengabus
LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @ReynardWrecca !
wildpeaks: bug splats here might be bigger than we're used to
WalrusOntheCourt: Nod, get treat.
DigitalSeahorse: good eats a lucidNom
NightValien28: uh oh
wildpeaks: this seems safe to turn electricity in such a damp environment
DigitalSeahorse: above you I think
Nigouki: imagine how many more times you'd have to shoot if this was a 9mm Kappa
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wildpeaks: Sam borrowed Artyom's morphine stash
rasterscan: Wait what morphine stops you from shitting?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: I still miss train family.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: shitters full
Juliamon: rasterscan Opioids cause constipation yeah
DigitalSeahorse: gross
DigitalSeahorse: xD
rasterscan: Wha
wildpeaks: I love the environment storytelling :D
rasterscan: Well, TIL
rasterscan: TY @Juliamon
Fanboy_of_Bolas: these are some moldy-ass walls
rocketjohn: the worst toilet in scotland made me gag, a a lot
Juliamon: (I learned that when I had my gallbladder out and they prescribed stool softener alongside my painkillers)
xantos69: Hey Alex. How you doing?
rocketjohn: i could not watch it
rasterscan: I love that , btw, random wooden objects are totally tough enough to stop rifle bullets
PharaohBender27: katesScared
rocketjohn: oh dear.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: awhoops
Juliamon: Oh dear.
rasterscan: Uh oh.
rasterscan: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaul?
PharaohBender27: Welp
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
wildpeaks: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
xantos69: just press the pillow down over the computer and tell it to go to sleep.
iris_of_ether: F
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
rasterscan: !panic
Fanboy_of_Bolas: time for a commercial
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJAMES lrrALEX_TK
wildpeaks: Paul, help
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
TStodden: Further reason NOT to use drugs...
Ivalenz_: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
rasterscan: Well, dang. Time to go cook. Hope Alex's playthrough goes well!
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to take your heart's pill.
TheBumblingBagOfBogusLuck: !findquote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #1419: ""No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."" —Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]
Juliamon: That sounded promising
JaysonMaxwell: Okay, that was the stream = o =;;
rocketjohn: hi windows
RiiiisDK: I was looking around to see the reason fo rthat sound
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Critterbot: lrrFINE
Dragonality: Thought that was MY pc for a minute and was trying to figure out what happened
WalrusOntheCourt: Darn Russian technology!
TheAinMAP: katesAir
SerGarretCameron: it's a bunch fuzzier, thought it was me.
rocketjohn: Looks a tad fuzzy here yeah
WalrusOntheCourt: Crazy. Definitely crazy.
Juliamon: Well, that explains that
PharaohBender27: Dang
rocketjohn: motion blur shoul dbe "off" rather than "low" ?
rocketjohn: (i assume)
wildpeaks: boom, dickshot
rocketjohn: oh, sorry ok
theonlybarber: Those sounds tho
rocketjohn: what is that noise?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: alex is deep in that mbmbmam.
rocketjohn: sounds like someone chewing an oversized mouthful of overcooked squidlegs
Fanboy_of_Bolas: I miss Farm Wisdom
Juliamon: There's only so much farm wisdom out there
Critterbot: PogChamp
Unlucky_Desperado: Those are some very loud and angry russians
Fanboy_of_Bolas: [angry russian noises\
rocketjohn: ag is built on farmers persuading people that no-one is allowed an opinion on ag except them
Unlucky_Desperado: oh good i'm not the only one late to that party
Fanboy_of_Bolas: The McElroy's are good people.
JaysonMaxwell: I have no idea who they are, and I'm already too far gone to ask :hmm:
iris_of_ether: My friend loves Sawbones!
Scy_Anide: Sawbones is quite possibly my favorite podcast.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: The Besties is pretty good too, inbetween other stuff
andrew: Sawbones is great! That’s Sara’s fave podcast from the Mcelverse
RobotInProgress: I still remember Serge getting their Podcast Title wrong several times during that one Desert Bus call.
rocketjohn: i have bounce off every time i started listening to anything from mcelroys
rocketjohn: i think they just annoy me with their voices.
DigitalSeahorse: my tab didn't load after break
iris_of_ether: Friend gives me Sawbones highlights and I give her LRR highlights :)
Juliamon: Not everyone needs to like everything! That's okay!
vegantroll: Night vision is super bright... Can't you just jack up the alpha and cheat the system like in the old days?
Gadora: You spilled that man's koolaid! D:
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaTouch don't be a dick about the things you like or don't like
Unlucky_Desperado: don't be a dick in general
Fanboy_of_Bolas: But why are they angry?
vegantroll: Hey Angry Russian, want to talk this out?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
TStodden: Um... I don't think that guy needed a trachiomtomy.
Unlucky_Desperado: why do these guys all have koolaide packs exploding on you?
TheBumblingBagOfBogusLuck: It has been a silent hope of mine to see the McElroys guest star on Dice Friends some day.
DigitalSeahorse: that guy had a tumor
TStodden: I've just come to accept that everybody in video games have absurdily high blood pressure.
PharaohBender27: @Fanboy_of_Bolas I'm going to guess they're angry because our guy keeps giving unasked-for traecheotomies
GrumblingMoblin: I've struggled to enjoy it
PharaohBender27: Oof
Fanboy_of_Bolas: uhoh
Juliamon: I think it's better than what a lot of the naysayers want people to think, but it's definitely being carried by the players rather than Travis
Fanboy_of_Bolas: I haven't kept up with it. bad things happening?
goombalax: oh cool i just started the metro vods
GrumblingMoblin: it has some fun moments
GrumblingMoblin: He hard leans into it which makes it great
Juliamon: Travis absolutely overplanned
Fanboy_of_Bolas: DMing is hard. I've done it. you feel like you've run a mile afterwards.
SerGarretCameron: which is at least an interesting way to fail.
Juliamon: There's like what, 30 NPCs in the first episode alone
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon lrrWOW
Juliamon: Several of which we didn't see again until the latest episode
GrumblingMoblin: I've never understood the need to do that. If I really don't like something, I just don't consume it.
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah, that sure sounds like ambition hitting its head against the wall of how things actually go
Blue_Anteater: Yeah, I had to stop going to the subreddit because it's nothing but the not-useful negativity there.
Blue_Anteater: I mean, fair
DigitalSeahorse: yep
PharaohBender27: lrrALEX speaks truth there
goombalax: wait we're sam now
SmashTCG: at least they didnt go to 4chan
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK on the nose
PharaohBender27: @goombalax This is the DLC
goombalax: i gotta finish those vods
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Yeah, he basically developed an entire not!Hogwarts
Solid_Fuel: oof that weld aint nice
Fanboy_of_Bolas: reddit varies wildly from being cool to insufferable.
goombalax: ah
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: I blame all the teenagers getting on reddit these days, personally.
WalrusOntheCourt: "I'll buy that for a dollar" - Reddit.
wildpeaks: reddit is a lot of distinct communities, it's like saying "the internet is bad" because some websites are better than others
SmashTCG: i just dont go to twitter
SmashTCG: True
PharaohBender27: @Fanboy_of_Bolas Reddit's been bad for a while. At a (now-dead) forum I frequented through most of the 2010s had a whole thread called "Reddit is terrible," so I've seen a lot of examples
iris_of_ether: legit
Fanboy_of_Bolas: You seem to be doing better these days.
WalrusOntheCourt: Good to make jokes on.
wildpeaks: depends on who you follow, if you look for something to get angry at, sure you'll have a bad time there
WalrusOntheCourt: Is this a drive through?
DigitalSeahorse: not even looking for things to be mad at but not narrowing the view towards people you like to follow
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @PharaohBender27 i agree. Weirdly enough I have a better relationship with facebook these days than with reddit.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: but on both platforms I do a TON of crowd control.
PharaohBender27: @Fanboy_of_Bolas Smart
Juliamon: Promoted tweets were a mistake
brainbosh: I have somehow managed to make Twitter not do that anymore.
DigitalSeahorse: even then I've had people quote the worst tweeters and had to filter further
Fanboy_of_Bolas: twitter's tools for user control filters have much to be desired.
wildpeaks: tweets without comments allowed are usually just ads and intentional ragebait
SmashTCG: twitter just seems like a bad place
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @SmashTCG it is
SmashTCG: whats that beeping
wildpeaks: safest to just not engage with such people
WalrusOntheCourt: Off topic, but this Russian Captain talks as much as some people I know who cut hair. Ugh.
brainbosh: I think I just kept telling it "Dont show me this" every time one came in my feed.
eric_christian_berg: Took a long time for me to learn that lesson.
MAPBoardgames: Twitter is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
xantos69: That exact sentence you just spoke Alex, is why I don't have any social media.
Juliamon: The owner of the subreddit I mod for is REALLY bad at not engaging... I have to head him off in modmail constantly
eric_christian_berg: I was trained on BBSes in the "good 'ol days".
Lord_ZYRK: All it takes is something pointy lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
eric_christian_berg: Ooh, spare hat!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: This isn't a dig against LRR but i've had some real good interactions by purposefully seeking out real small twitch channels. like <100 viewers.
wildpeaks: depends how you use it, it's been a net positive in my life, for exampleI never would have been able to visit Pripyat and CERN without twitter
WalrusOntheCourt: Maybe I can construct an AI that transfer comments between Twitter and Reddit (and back again). Maybe both platforms would go down in the Godzilla of anger and hate? Hmmmm...
DigitalSeahorse: or they'd meld into an even worse monster
Fanboy_of_Bolas: weird that businessman isn't translated. guess there is no russian word for it?
WalrusOntheCourt: You're right @DigitalSeahorse ! :-) I laughed when you said that
wildpeaks: yolo :D
DigitalSeahorse: WalrusOntheCourt :D
Makrosian_Tae: @fanboy_of_bolas You're doing good work, friend! Upstart newbies like me are dependent on people like you LUL
Cepsys: oh video games
PharaohBender27: A verbal contract isn't very solid
wildpeaks: uh oh
PharaohBender27: He could just use the nukes and be all "I don't remember ever promising not to"
WalrusOntheCourt: Whoops! Well, this can be good.
wildpeaks: suddendly, Let's Nope
WalrusOntheCourt: The only archtetypical Russian Sea Captain who doesn't drink? Really?
PharaohBender27: That sounds like it tastes terrible
wildpeaks: it's "booze"
Duven60: so were going to do the refueling with a drunk captain?
wildpeaks: now kiss :D
PharaohBender27: OW
Juliamon: What... are we DOING
PixelArtDragon: It's really starting to bug me how well Sam is speaking Russian compared to how awful they're making his accent be
WalrusOntheCourt: Now pull the other one. It has bells on.
Makrosian_Tae: What is that beeping?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I think we're trying to manually reset the captain's knee
wildpeaks: getting hammered is what we're doing
WalrusOntheCourt: What is that - fermented tomoto soup?
eric_christian_berg: Drink enough, you get a medical degree!
TheAwkes: He's an amerrican who's fluent, PixelArtDragon. His russian accent when speaking English is the worse offender.
wildpeaks: woohoo
WalrusOntheCourt: We're literally pulling his leg.
Juliamon: And now he's gonna put weight on it and it just immediately shatters
wildpeaks: well.. :D
WalrusOntheCourt: Well - that worked well.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
wildpeaks: you're not far off :D
TheAwkes: Montage time!!!
eric_christian_berg: Wake up in bed together.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe ssandMOD
Juliamon: This is cute
PixelArtDragon: @TheAwkes Exactly- he's fluent. So why is his accent so terrible? Like, more than "non-native" should be
wildpeaks: I just love this sequence, the Captain's great
SmashTCG: dumbass
DigitalSeahorse: ow
SmashTCG: he kicked with his bad leg
WalrusOntheCourt: Is that... Dancing Queen???
wildpeaks: now we have music :D
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls
The_Voices: getting so sloshed....
SmashTCG: Oh god
DigitalSeahorse: shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceRight shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceRight lucidComrade
SmashTCG: they are getting WAISTED
herkul581: 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺🤪🤪🤪
eric_christian_berg: Okay, this is great.
Lord_ZYRK: Also this guy doesn't drink, and is presumably going one to one with us. He is FUCKED.
LadyTL: This guy is so nice something bad is sure to happen to him
TheAwkes: PixelArtDragon have you listened to many french fluent non-francophone Canadians speak french? There are nearly as many accents as there are regions. I think it scans. But maybe fewer people with diverse accents are teaching Russian.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
RobotInProgress: waiting for the other shoe
WalrusOntheCourt: whoops!
SketchyDetails: why does sam sound like russian spy with no accent when speak english?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck em up, son
wildpeaks: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahhah
WalrusOntheCourt: This IS a party!
MAPBoardgames: This sequence is great
PixelArtDragon: @TheAwkes I know a couple of different Russian accents, and I know very well what "fluent in it but speaks another language natively" sounds like
wintertempest: wasn't he kicking with the bad leg
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidLUL lucidLUL
TehAmelie: how goes the struggle comrades
Angnor33: It's A bed...
WalrusOntheCourt: Is there a "beer goggles" visual setting?
PixelArtDragon: This is very clearly a "native Russian trying to sound like what an American would sound like
Juliamon: And then he died.
eric_christian_berg: Oh, he dead.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
wildpeaks: probably the most accurate "just getting hammered with a friend" simulation I saw in a game
The_Voices: lol
Lord_ZYRK: lul x2
WalrusOntheCourt: It says "red bull"
PharaohBender27: in shared box
PharaohBender27: DAMMIT sorry there, wrong paste job
Juliamon: The conversation that you TOTALLY remember after that night
wildpeaks: definitely Juliamon :D
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TehAmelie: can you dismantle it for safety?
PixelArtDragon: So, we and him are bros, now, right?
Angnor33: This hungover you should take a little damage for every round you fire, just for the moise.
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wildpeaks: loud noises when hangover seems painful
PharaohBender27: You should also get a lighter, and you could just breathe fire on enemies after drinking that much Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: yup
wildpeaks: ha :D
DigitalSeahorse: and rule is you're NEVER wearing ear protection so triple check that it's in both ears
DigitalSeahorse: Lynda Hamilton yeah
DigitalSeahorse: loud with echo
Duven60: sounds like a reason to use suppressors & subsonic ammo
LadyTL: yup he mentioned crafting more
TehAmelie: James Cameron is sort of a safety third director apparently
DigitalSeahorse: nah that'd make you lazy about checking your ears
vegantroll: He also said to loot dead bandits in lower floors
vegantroll: So maybe no need to dismantle
DigitalSeahorse: oh my FoldIt game crashed
TehAmelie: the first Terminator, they built a functional minigun that fired ball bearings for the scene where he shoots apart the police station. and had a shot planned that had a cop dive in front of it. Arnold's "stuntman" figured it out in the seconds before shooting. . .
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I remember reading about that!
Makrosian_Tae: Jesus Christ!!
TehAmelie: good times. the it not happening anyway
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
eric_christian_berg: I miss the omnipresent spiders.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheAinMAP: "Who's there?"
wildpeaks: touc touc
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Lord_ZYRK: That's just how we open doors in America
Despoiler98: LOL that shriek
wildpeaks: sneaky
DigitalSeahorse: you were saying, eric_christian_berg? :P
eric_christian_berg: I am all-powerful!
Critterbot: Gottem! :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
MAPBoardgames: I think you missed two traps to setup.
Solid_Fuel: shit i spilled tea everywhere
wildpeaks: so many wooden structures
bokochaos: Is it a-maze-ingly designed though?
wildpeaks: it must smell so damp
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh Solid_Fuel PrideLGBTea
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, glad games haven't invented smell-o-vision yet.
WalrusOntheCourt: Oh! I just went for coffee and the game picked up! I thought it essentially was a drunk soldier simulator from here on out.
TehAmelie: what you're sayin is this place is just full of wankers?
wildpeaks: back before it was a ruined, this sure had a lovely view of the ocean
bokochaos: Wait... I thought the most recent south park game was working on some smell tech...
wildpeaks: oh heck yeah
Despoiler98: This pleases the Alex
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Critterbot: A suppressor, neat!
vegantroll: I want the "TOKTOK" animation for every door. Is there a mod for this?
wildpeaks: ohh, shiny
WalrusOntheCourt: That chair upholstery dispelases me.
DigitalSeahorse: floating cans?
DigitalSeahorse: or booby trap
SmashTCG: everyone LOVe bolt actions
wildpeaks: cans are sound traps, to alert when enemy approaches (they've been a thing in the serie since the first game)
DigitalSeahorse: good clip
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun hot take, Dragonov or a mozin
wildpeaks: no toilet paper, this really is the post-apocalypse
TehAmelie: who among us haven't set noise traps in real life?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
SmashTCG: thats fair
MehallD: Which is your girlfriend in this scenario Alex? :P
DigitalSeahorse: answer: both in different ways
rocketjohn: so... all these one-liners... is this sam... serious?
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, I didn't take you for an ammosexual
DigitalSeahorse: the most useful one
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wildpeaks: it is a nice way to learn a few russian words
SmashTCG: the number of Big dumps
Lord_ZYRK: Grunt Counter
wildpeaks: weeee
PharaohBender27: "I've shat 38 times this month . . ."
PixelArtDragon: When you're in a bleak situation, keeping count of something is helps keep you sane
vegantroll: Just common courtesy to rig the house of the people you share a bed with with booby traps. Amiriteguys?+
wildpeaks: it gives another meaning to "exploding poops"
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Lord_ZYRK: Seagulls are already fucked up enough
Despoiler98: thats cause seagulls already SUCK
TheAwkes: Gulls are forever.
SmashTCG: no alex, those are mutated rats
vegantroll: Seagulls... Seagulls never change
MAPBoardgames: The implication is that seagulls are already mutant freaks as it is.
DigitalSeahorse: flying rats?
RegulusPratus: The seagulls' radiation power is just cancer
RegulusPratus: It's very sad
DigitalSeahorse: oh I get it
DigitalSeahorse: birb rodents
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
wildpeaks: ahh, this quest
DigitalSeahorse: smells like rubber fish in here
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Splosion: 45 months! That's...um...something something lots of time, love you all.
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Lord_ZYRK: Those are decorative fish
Despoiler98: WHAT?
Despoiler98: this dude is wacko
PharaohBender27: "But I don't like fish!" Kappa
eric_christian_berg: Those are all singing bass.
PixelArtDragon: "car dealership", sure
SquareDotCube: The Mutlympics
DigitalSeahorse: a very tiring Olympics
vegantroll: I feel like the guy is kinda cray cray
Despoiler98: Ummmm
MAPBoardgames: Smells like a side quest... and dead fish.
Critterbot: TEETH
TheAwkes: Slightly unhinged, but he's got a great hat.
PixelArtDragon: Ah, yes. In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I'm sure the thing people are most concerned about are the articles of incorporation.
RegulusPratus: Yeah, and then we turn that evidence in to the police cops who are all still alive!
Bearudite: homie has the kuro twitches
wildpeaks: yup :D
Despoiler98: *facepalm*
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
Luminaire_p: His brother's half was 4, 3, 2, 1
Critterbot: This guy has...issues.
MehallD: Reminder that the US nuclear code was "00000" for a number of years, because someone had told them it needed a numerical code for safety
Sogheim: lrrALEX_BW 1, 2, 3, 4 lrrALEX_BW
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD katesPalm
PharaohBender27: "It's so obviously stupid no one will guess it!" Kappa
wildpeaks: this looks so gorgeous
PixelArtDragon: "That guy in there was so crazy. Now watch as I keep jumping at a crate."
DigitalSeahorse: lucidPride
WalrusOntheCourt: So crazy it just... might...work!
wildpeaks: happy little normal froges
RegulusPratus: The brother is probably just an angry skeleton at this point
Lord_ZYRK: Hey what's wrong with being an angry skeleton?
vegantroll: Hey peeps, I'm out, have a good one <3
WalrusOntheCourt: That's a nice lamp!
eric_christian_berg: unless they are a busi-lich.
PharaohBender27: So long, @vegantroll ! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: katesScared
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder who lucidLurk
WalrusOntheCourt: I have no idea what Alex is looking at/for
Sogheim: it sounds like we've found a kindred soul
DigitalSeahorse: does one need a thing to look for besides a nice view?
The_Voices: thats a big lobster
WalrusOntheCourt: Good point - there is so many nice things to look at in this... um hellscape?
WalrusOntheCourt: OH!
DigitalSeahorse: oh that's handy!
Lord_ZYRK: "unbiased" "American" yes, indeed
RegulusPratus: Okay, I don't typically watch Twitch with headphones on, and I didn't realize the stereo sound got broadcast. The audio panning is freaking me out a little.
WalrusOntheCourt: I really wish Sam would challenge his Russian comrades to a mad game of Uno.
DigitalSeahorse: errmergerrd lucidComrade
wildpeaks: ow ow ow x4
Despoiler98: WELP who needs ankles
WalrusOntheCourt: Lobster!!!
eric_christian_berg: You get used to it. :)
wintertempest: just making sure gravity still works, i see
wildpeaks: the ocean and rotting wood
WalrusOntheCourt: Sea of Thieves Post-Apocolypse Edition!
PharaohBender27: Ouch
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, the great outdoors *inhales deeply* *vomits*
Sogheim: are we gonna kill the mutants? pvpxGUN pvpxT
LordZarano: jlrrFall
kristian_fischer: Well, at least this controls better than the HL2 air boat? I think?
Despoiler98: Austin Powersed it
eric_christian_berg: A simple 27-point turn.
bokochaos: Exactly what I was tinnking
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Step one: Find a rival wizard.
eric_christian_berg: You did it in Jalopy!
MAPBoardgames: You can do this Alex! Just like jalopy all over again!
mehnotaur: hahaha
Despoiler98: LOL
WalrusOntheCourt: The boat is only for driving backwards.
Lord_ZYRK: Giant enemy crab?
DigitalSeahorse: yey
Coptimus_Prime: it's like the boats at Disneyland youre stuck on the tracks
eric_christian_berg: Drama!
wildpeaks: *plays Jalopy radio*
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
WalrusOntheCourt: You thought the Sea Captain's job was easy did you?
kristian_fischer: Ahh, the power of a .667 hp engine...
easterncaveofwonders: Derelict Swamp boat has sub optimal turning radius.
MAPBoardgames: That guy is in some serious sheet!
TheAwkes: A green screen. That corpse is ready to read the weather!
WalrusOntheCourt: Q really should show more professionalism in this game.
SquareDotCube: Bad circus act
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Despoiler98: DONT LIKE IT
WalrusOntheCourt: That's how I envision Twitter users.
wildpeaks: playing fetch with the local wildlife
Sogheim: what the heck are those?!
Coptimus_Prime: crab dance!
eric_christian_berg: Crusty boi.
PixelArtDragon: I really like the design of that ruined suspesion bridge
WalrusOntheCourt: "Safe" being very relative here.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
wildpeaks: baii
WalrusOntheCourt: Thanks!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrALEX_TK
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Dale (GM) with Andy, Jacob, and Cori (Players) as we return to D&D 5th Edition in the Best of Intentions!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (59m from now).
MAPBoardgames: !next
LordZarano: Thanks Alex!
PharaohBender27: Dice Friends!
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat thanky