PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
nanostul: aloha?
Juliamon: heyo
PharaohBender27: So, if I have it straight: We're back at the inn with the interdimensional being who we decided to free, Channa's [sp?] unconscious, and Marcel is high on a sort of parasitic plum he ate. Is that about right?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sounds about right
nanostul: seems about right - something about a mad farie type creature making deals with the scott
Wrexadecimal: glad I caught up on the vod today. lol.
PharaohBender27: Speaking of getting plotlines straight, I vaguely recall from Episode 1 that the whole reason our heroes got the inn was to intercept a group of dwarves that would travel that way. Has that happened yet and I didn't make the connection, or it's still to come, or is my memory lying to me?
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAl HYPE
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL Hype
RandomTrivia: That's what I get for typing emotes manually'
PharaohBender27: I know we've captured some smallish people, but for some reason that never registered to me as the dwarves referred to in the first episode, if that's who they were :p
lirazel64: Wheee!
serramarkov: Woot!
truboom10000: Hi
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @truboom10000 ! PrideWave
randomletters5: hi
Sarah_Serinde: Woo, got home just in time!
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHEART PrideTake PrideWingR
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join Dale, Cori, Jacob, Andy, Hauler, Marcel and Patches for the finale of Best of Intentions! 📷 ||
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @PharaohBender27 the Dwarvesare the ones who originally lead them to the place in the bubble
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Oh right, the circus-type thing? OK so then I failed to make the connection at the time :p
Calaban161: hello
Armyguy0: I am here now
LoadingReadyRun: NOTE: Tonight's episode was recorded yesterday due to scheduling conflicts, so I'm afraid there won't be any sub welcomes
Armyguy0: still rideing the high of new Mouth
randomletters5: hi
JohnLockeCole: Hello Persons and Peoples and Warforged and Attack Helicopters and all other good things ye may wish to be
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Oh wait, now I realize you're actually maybe talking about a different thing . . . I'm just going to have to watch the VODs in sequence, I guess
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Armyguy0 and @randomletters5 and @JohnLockeCole ! PrideWave
Juliamon: I am WAY too hyped for Mouth Dreams
Armyguy0: Hi
Armyguy0: SAME
RandomTrivia: Did someone move BGC away from the mic?
JohnLockeCole: PharaohBender27 oh no, that means you will have to watch more of Jacob and Cori and Andy and Dale being absolute Delights
corianderd: y'all aint ready for this
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
JohnLockeCole: how ever will you cope
Armyguy0: its so odd how THAT of all things has me in a really good mood
PharaohBender27: Oh, also ahoy-hoy @Calaban161 ! PrideWave
ElementalAlchemist: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: We like to think we are, Cori
gualdhar: does the audio sound off to anyone else? it sounds like it's under water or something
DarkMorford: O hai Cori
CaptainSpam: Yeah, something went a bit amiss with the quality on the music right there...
PharaohBender27: @JohnLockeCole The horror, the horror Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: gualdhar: same
RandomTrivia: This sounds normal, anyhow
ElementalAlchemist: It's missing some channels
PharaohBender27: @corianderd Oh I'm sure we aren't :D
ElementalAlchemist: This is normal
Snowcookies: hello past Dale
ElementalAlchemist: Was a little crackly to start but it seems good now
LoadingReadyRun: ok good, thanks
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I'm SO ready
Ignatiuspants: only 7 episodes?
MAPBoardgames: katesCry Final ep.
RandomTrivia: God I could listen to Dale read the phone book
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Calaban161: how are you @PharaohBender27
Wrexadecimal: pre-recorded? Lies! O:
Armyguy0: Same @RandomTrivia
Ignatiuspants: I am thrilled to have caught the finale live when it's started!
DarkMorford: I haz a omelette. I think I'm ready.
Gekyouryuu: oh, this is pre-recorded?
Radyin: Has it been announced what the next DF campaign is going to be?
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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corianderd: yeah we recorded this yesterday
Wrexadecimal: unles it actually is pre-recorded
Juliamon: Not yet Radyin
Snowcookies: We always want to hear ppl read phone books, but have we asked them if they would find it fun to read a phone book Kappa
Despoiler98: I finished my chicken pot pie and I have a nice beer now IM READY
Sarah_Serinde: It is prerecorded, Paul said so in chat and Dale just has on the recording
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PharaohBender27: @Calaban161 All right, excited to see this finale, even though experience tells me that between chatting and having to leave for a bit midway through for dinner, I'll need to rewatch the VOD to get everything :p
Juliamon: Dale said it's a prerecord, and you can trust Dale.
Earthenone: pride51 lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: I love that the bot has *table slap* lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia You're welcome ;) (It was chat's idea though, I just added it)
Wrexadecimal: @Juliamon well if i learned anything from Jacob, it's that dale never lies
Despoiler98: @Juliamon and if you don't trust Dale, then you make sure to Tell Dale O.O
Nefarious_Ned: Dice Friends live?! It's been too long!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I mean, it's already been established in this very campaign that, regardless what else he does, Dale will never *lie*
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL prerecord means that some of the players can actually be in chat (not that the people on screen will be paying any more attention to you :) )
NotCainNorAbel: PrideGive lrrAWESOME PrideTake
NavelWarfare: Lies! I saw a Cori in chat
corianderd: like me
RandomTrivia: Hi Cori!
Radyin: I'm hearing a couple of crackles.
Sarah_Serinde: Yes but they're not on stream to thank folks out loud
DarkMorford: Yeah, it's peaking a bit
gualdhar: yeah Dale's audio is cracking
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's got some weird crackles sometimes
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Amazing
Nefarious_Ned: Wait...I'm this a prerecord?
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
Juliamon: I'm not sure if there's anything they can do about it if it's in the prerecord
Snowcookies: Yes, it's a prerecord
PharaohBender27: @Nefarious_Ned It is!
NotCainNorAbel: Hi confused, yes it is prerecorded
Wrexadecimal: wonder why they went for the pre-rec
Juliamon: Scheduling.
gualdhar: this audio sounds off too
Wrexadecimal: fair. lol.
Nefarious_Ned: No! lol! I thought I had finally caught them live. Dangit!
Nefarious_Ned: Unlucky
Radyin: I hope it is not a problem with the master recording.
CaptainSpam: Yeah, the music here sounds like it's swimming in and out of mic range?
Juliamon: Nefarious_Ned It's still live in that it's all of our first time seeing it
MAPBoardgames: @Nefarious_Ned Chat is live. Can we be good enough?
StarWarsTHX1138: Final????
Nefarious_Ned: Chat is ALWAYS good enough. ;)
Snowcookies: Aww, the last episode?
gualdhar: granted this a pre-record so probably not a lot anyone can do about audio now
JohnLockeCole: Nefarious_Ned to be fair, they never watch the chat live, so this is *at least* as much interaction as we have on these streams
PharaohBender27: Corgo300 I'm going to miss Hauler
corianderd: awww
lirazel64: Think of it like a YouTube Premiere
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's more interaction than normal, because people can be in chat
Ignatiuspants: Hauler is the best character!
Nefarious_Ned: Wait, players in chat, this is MORE interaction we usual get!
Despoiler98: Hauler for LIFE lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gekyouryuu: gonna be wild watching this when I've seen none of the previous episodes outside of the bi-weekly highlight reels
Fruan: Holler > Hauler.
corianderd: @Gekyouryuu you've seen all the important bits
Wrexadecimal: @Gekyouryuu oh boy, enjoy!
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Yeah, Jim!
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: Everyone called Jim in chat just freaked out :D
Nefarious_Ned: JIMOTHY!
PaperDoopliss: Jim, you're in a coma and we need you to wake up
Radyin: I would love to see a DF Greatest Hits campaign featuring favorite characters in a one-shot. Hauler and Nog would be fun together.
LoadingReadyRun: is that better for the audio? For some reason there was a filter on the sound
itomeshi: I can't pick a favorite character here: it's like picking a favorite child.
Sarah_Serinde: Understandable confusion from Jacob, really
Calaban161: Sorry did he say malevolent or benevolent?
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun yes
NavelWarfare: Sounds fine to me
chibi_bento: I love Hauler, but Marcel is amazing, and both are made so much more amazing because Jacob's Patches is the best foil.
corianderd: @LoadingReadyRun much better
chibi_bento: sound is good.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Bivomar is the protagonist :P
Ignatiuspants: sounds great now!
Nefarious_Ned: @chibi_bento It's like they were explicitly designed to be a Patches-foil.
Nefarious_Ned: I love it
Juliamon: And it's totally fine.
PharaohBender27: But did [Popping noise] repair Hauler's vest?
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
Nefarious_Ned: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Ignatiuspants: and yeah, everybody's been in top form in this campaign! it's been amazing to watch!
MAPBoardgames: Marcel the Sugar Plum Fairy
PixelArtDragon: Tune in to Dale saying "well, that's good" and well, that's bad :p
Nefarious_Ned: Oh man, a super cut of Andy's intros....
Nefarious_Ned: All the things Andy is!
PharaohBender27: Damn straight, @Ignatiuspants
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Agreed @Nefarious_Ned
Despoiler98: oh no
MAPBoardgames: Pick a pack of pickled plums
PharaohBender27: But does pickling affect the euphoric effect!?
Sarah_Serinde: Really Marcel? You sure?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL: Marcel, well known plum pickler
gualdhar: oh great, Marcel is a drug dealer
corianderd: i see nothing wrong with stockpiling the mind control fruits
corianderd: marcel ate one and is fine
Despoiler98: "Fiddling with his plums"
MAPBoardgames: Marcel is less of a drug dealer and more of a drug vector.
Despoiler98: a DOOR BALLISTA?!!?!?!?
Wrexadecimal: "welcoming ballista" braddeLUL
Nefarious_Ned: Mind control?!
Nefarious_Ned: I thought it was just a mild upper.
LoadingReadyRun: A Welcoming Ballista to go with the spike trap door mat
PharaohBender27: @Nefarious_Ned It does seem to have something of a parasitic nature
Sarah_Serinde: Fancy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Our framerate went up!
corianderd: @Nefarious_Ned when a fruit forces you to eat it and spread its young I don't think it's just an upper
Despoiler98: LOL
DarkMorford: YES Cori
PharaohBender27: Nice, lrrCORI katesLol
Despoiler98: sound effect never gonna get old
RandomTrivia: That is the best NPC name
Nefarious_Ned: an.....aggressive upper?
Sarah_Serinde: Recharged, but fancier
PixelArtDragon: One of the really nice things about Dice Friends is that you can know absolutely nothing about the story so far and still be very entertained when you tune in
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That particular popping noise should be very familiar to watchers of TTSF :)
Zyme86: lol
Nefarious_Ned: Either it's time...or someone is at the door...
Wrexadecimal: lol.
Nigouki: OMG
RandomTrivia: Holy shit
chibi_bento: Danny DeHeato!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Seems fine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hellfire!?
dalefriesen: Did I miss anything good?
InkyGhoast: oooh fancy
Sarah_Serinde: dalefriesen I mean it's all good, so yes? :P
Nefarious_Ned: @dalefriesen I hope not?
Sarah_Serinde: But we're pretty early in
dalefriesen: @Sarah_Serinde <3
MAPBoardgames: The water heater reminds me of the intelligent doors in Hitchhiker's Guide
kalira77: amazing sound effects
PharaohBender27: @dalefriesen Maurice pickling the plums
gualdhar: accessing Chaos magic, always a fun time
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Chaos magic? That's more chance to turn into a duck!
kalira77: does the vest have to make duck swarm rolls?
Arclight_Dynamo: Blowout soon, fellow stalker.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Would the vest turn into a duck, or the user?
serramarkov: Yes/whimsey
MAPBoardgames: I understand that gnomes sometimes get scooped up by high-speed trains.
dalefriesen: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Someone should really explain the wild magic storm rules
Despoiler98: DALE!
Despoiler98: PrideTake PrideTake PrideTake PrideTake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @dalefriesen Isn't it more fun if no one does?
PharaohBender27: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Only if none of the players try to argue with the DM :p
Sarah_Serinde: Hauler no
DarkMorford: Mmm, french-fry Hauler
corianderd: Hauler yes
PharaohBender27: Snitch!
RandomTrivia: Train friend!
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd Ok I can't argue with that
Despoiler98: LOL Doppler Snitch
Nigouki: oh hey it's the thing from the intro!
PharaohBender27: So . . . balsa wood Kappa
Nigouki: i was wondering when that would show up
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wood from helium trees
itomeshi: Hold on a sec... wood... that is naturally buoyant... in the air.
Despoiler98: @itomeshi dont worry about it
Despoiler98: wait.......WAT
MAPBoardgames: Catapult?
Despoiler98: Ballista?
Despoiler98: Let Hauler just hip fire the Ballista
chaostreader: Like Hellfire?
corianderd: @Despoiler98 it's mounted above our door and I don't think we bought ammo
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Just fire patches at the airship
Despoiler98: @corianderd having ammunition for a seige weapon is kinda important
serramarkov: Hey Hauler, fastball special!
Despoiler98: oh no
PharaohBender27: katesScared
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What power is this that can stop Snitch!?
corianderd: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat something resembling physics
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I really want to hear more about how lighter then air trees are harvested. I'm imagining a bunch of lumberjacks hiking along with bunches of trees tied to ropes like balloons
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds so much easier than regular trees, but also so much possibility for accidental damage :D
dalefriesen: @LoadingReadyRun They're Eberron canon, so there should be information around. Maybe in the Eberron wiki, even
dalefriesen: (I'll check later.)
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun you have to tie them up first cause once you cut through the trunk itll just float away
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Lighter than air trees are harvested in caves where it grows from the ceiling like a bat
Swamplor: Bats grow from ceilings?
corianderd: what don't bats grow from?
ElementalAlchemist: ship is coming
Ignatiuspants: that doesn't sound right... caves are too dark for trees to thrive in
Despoiler98: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
Mysticman89: large butterfly nests is the lumberjacks best friend
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Swamplor well surely they can't fly up there! They wouldn't be able to see where they're landing
Mysticman89: nets even
SFSMaus: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:11.
Despoiler98: OH NO
PharaohBender27: Jacob is katesScared
RandomTrivia: This will go well
Despoiler98: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: !quote 7176
LRRbot: Quote #7176: "'Oh that seems like a real bad idea.' 'That's why I'm saying yes to it!'" —Jacob and Dale [2020-09-07]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wild Magic Storm: The cause of and solution to all problems
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Please Marcel, You're Chaotic Neutral at best
ButButTheJesus: PFFFFFF
KaleidoscopeMind: neutral "good"
PharaohBender27: Rules, rules rules!
RandomTrivia: Does Hauler... /have/ a dexterity mod?
Despoiler98: slytqKnife
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: swarm of ducks!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh this will be fun
DeM0nFiRe: Haha it's a monkey's paw
Despoiler98: CORI NO
ElementalAlchemist: #PowerSerge
kalira77: did i miss it? did the vest duck swarm?
Despoiler98: oh god I thought it was gonna explode
serramarkov: Jacob loves this
ButButTheJesus: shiny!
Despoiler98: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, the Tell Dale moment LUL
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Sarah_Serinde: "well" :D
Despoiler98: I think Jacob is going to start having Fear Burps
MAPBoardgames: Jacob's Dale-related heartburn looks like it is kicking in.
RandomTrivia: Today on Dice Friends: Jacob dies internally
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
ButButTheJesus: ogod that laugh
Despoiler98: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
DoctorBobnarAwesome: I really want to see this cover art
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL so do I!
itomeshi: I need a T-shirt that says 'I love it when you spin up your Justification Engine'
Despoiler98: LOL Plum Belly
Calaban161: From Jacob's stories on Desert Bus last year he acts the same way to his players as Dale.
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ecjones1975: bow chicka bow wow
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
WowoT: i think patches isnt scared, its more jacob the human/storyteller thats scared XD
Snowcookies: Oh right, plum belly
MAPBoardgames: Keep. Snitch. Safe.
DarkMorford: Snitch is Hauler's waifu? Kappa
kalira77: hauler smash
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What if we turned... Snitch into a pile of sapient ducks?
RandomTrivia: "additional boost of chaos" lrrFINE
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: @DarkMorford It's in-universe, I think it's called a 'crush'.
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames katesLol
RandomTrivia: "I get a saving throw, but I'm a boat" LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hilariously"
serramarkov: Gleefully!
MAPBoardgames: This'll be 'interesting'
Sarah_Serinde: I think it's come up maybe once or twice. Maybe
MAPBoardgames: Interesting (adj) 1. Oh God! Oh God! We're all going to die!
Sarah_Serinde: In all of Dice Friends
Phailhammer: Dale: "I'm going to say yes." Jacob: lrrFINE
Calaban161: There was that time that something that they where going to take could be the same size as a room
RandomTrivia: Oh, Cori went to the phantom zone
JadedCynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:46.
Phailhammer: Alternatively: benginOh benginNo
SFSMaus: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:07:52. lrrSPOT
corianderd: sorry about camera. it's gonna be like that for a while
Despoiler98: Jacob is stress eating :D
JadedCynic: dang, will check the VOD later - have fun, folks! <3
JacobBurgessVO: Jacob IS stress eating.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi Jacob :D
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO hahahaha Hi Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: LOL
JacobBurgessVO: Oh Hai!
RandomTrivia: Hi Jacob lrrHEART
Wrexadecimal: magnet fire!
ElementalAlchemist: "I'm gonna make a contribution to my pants." --Jacob
MAPBoardgames: Why not "D: All of the above"?
kalira77: well, hauler did want to get to snitch
corianderd: such a good friend
RandomTrivia: It's nice when your friends say "yes", isn't it?
Despoiler98: aaaaaayyyyy falling damage good stuff
bmac_oceanusborealis: Watching Jacob process this is a delight
Despoiler98: wow thats a lotta damage
ElementalAlchemist: It looks like chaos
Calaban161: Lots of bee size ducks
chibi_bento: tiny fourth wall breaking note: Jacob and Dale are both professionals who are respectful and caring, and probably have a safe word if anything actually bad were to happen that would cause the players emotional or mental harm. consent and safety in D&D is important!
NavelWarfare: Ya ever tasted purple? I'm betting it's like that
dalefriesen: I love that the players answered this question without any DM help :D
BloodnBullets: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:04.
MAPBoardgames: A cross between a lava lamp and a plasma ball?
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote jacob consents
LRRbot: Quote #6309: "Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned." —Jacob [2019-08-12]
Despoiler98: Marcel just embraced it
BloodnBullets: what have I missed?
Despoiler98: slytqSmug slytqSmug lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
kalira77: "I don't know how I'm going to use a farmhouse, other than to drop it on Emperi"
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] We're the good guys, by the way. | in the face of all evidence to the contrary
LRRbot: New quote #7244: "We're the good guys, by the way." —Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
kalira77: lol Sarah_Serinde
kalira77: love the context
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes I can't resist a little snark :P
JacobBurgessVO: Thank god I've been doing squats
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde :D
DarkMorford: Let the bodies hit the... ground.
Nigouki: yay, sky loot!
Despoiler98: its raining Loots!
kalira77: it's raining monks
bmac_oceanusborealis: "only took 23 points of damage" ..... "only" .... yikes
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letfireraindown: woo
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Despoiler98: They did the looney tunes thing where they land one on top of anyother over and over into a big pile
DigitalSeahorse: shigiHugs close, I miss close
dalefriesen: @bmac_oceanusborealis The PCs are level six.
EldarLuin: I always miss the beginning of this stream.... lol
Nefarious_Ned: Swarm of ducks?
corianderd: @Nefarious_Ned wild magic surge
Juliamon: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
Anaerin: Wait, Serge is here? Kappa
Juliamon: Chat is safe.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Quack?
kalira77: lol has this campaign caused the creation of a new command for LRRbot ?
Juliamon: What campaign hasn't
Despoiler98: oh thats like the boss fight at the end of the Matrix when he fights the agent in the rain
kalira77: this is my first DF campaign
kalira77: :)
Ignatiuspants: I've been hoping, since the duck swarm was brought up, Dale was going to work wild magic turning someone or something into ducks in the last episode
Wrexadecimal: braddeLUL
RandomTrivia: My god Dale's eyebrow raise was fantastic
itomeshi: Dire Hedgehog!
KV1NN4: How big is a 'person'?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW Jacob took that to 1
Anaerin: Person-sized hedgehog, also blue.
PharaohBender27: * 11
itomeshi: Quills the size of arrows!
Arclight_Dynamo: Person-sized hedgehog, never worn.
Despoiler98: God that IMMEDIATE response from Cori she had that one locked and loaded
Calaban161: @KV1NN4 How big are you
MAPBoardgames: Jacob already brought the 'ring' with the bell sound. A hedgehog was sure to follow.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What's the stat block for a person sized hedgehog?
Twilight_Spark: Is it like a polyjuice potion painful transformation into hedgehog, or is it like a rabbit-out-the-hat-insta-pop transformation?
Gekyouryuu: funny hearing the word Hedgehog because I JUST (like 5 seconds before that was said) read that Sea Urchins are called that because Hedgehogs used to be called Urchins. they're Sea Hedgehogs
PharaohBender27 sees what @MAPBoardgames did there
RandomTrivia: Oh no, did we make a spike bomb?
itomeshi: Sorry past Jacob, I didn't mean it!
corianderd: @MAPBoardgames Dale already brought the chaos
JacobBurgessVO: Hey, just wanted to thank you all for watching and supporting this campiagn and our wild antics!
JacobBurgessVO: @dalefriesen is so goddamn good.
Anaerin: You're welcome, and you're awesome, @JacobBurgessVO
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO you and Andy playing off each other was fantastic I was SO looking forward to you two in a game together
Sarah_Serinde: JacobBurgessVO I'm so glad you could do this campaign because you're all fantastic ysbrydYheart ysbrydJacobVision
Ignatiuspants: it's been awesome! you have all been great in this!
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd is a delight. I'm going to name my first ulcer after her.
Nefarious_Ned: @JacobBurgessVO You are all so goddamn good!
DarkMorford: Always a pleasure, Jacob. The way you all play off each other is delightful.
Snowcookies: !duckluck
LRRbot: Nothing Happens.
RomanGoro: Thanks to you and everyone else playing, JacobBurgessVO
RandomTrivia: This lineup really has been absolutely incredible.
dalefriesen: Thank-you @JacobBurgessVO ! My games are only ever as good as my players, and when you're in my games they become amazing
JacobBurgessVO: And Andy... oh my sweet Andy. I love performing with this man.
Nemo_Rasa: i was hoping it would turn everything but her invisible
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EldarLuin: You're very enjoyable to watch too, Jacob. :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Everyone at this virtual table is a delight to witness
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO I don't know if you'll ever be able to top Nibbles though, that was some amazing highlights in those games
Nemo_Rasa: enter the matress of 40 winks?
BloodnBullets: I wonder if she spots the cat...?
Twilight_Spark: I haven't kept up with a tabletop show this seriously in awhile. I'm impressed with how entertaining it is for being a fairly sandbox setting, you guys nail it.
chaostreader: She gets chased by a mattress made of eyes
ElementalAlchemist: so metal
Fruan: A couple of times over the last week I've thought about the matress of 40 winks and... god damn I wish I could be even half that clever or that fast.
Despoiler98: OH NOOOOOO
Ignatiuspants: aw yeah! got there!
Anaerin: Shoving Hauler seems like it would be an issue.
Despoiler98: oh god its going to SQUISH SO MUCH
corianderd: eyeballs are known for their softness
Snowcookies: !findquote eye
LRRbot: Quote #3790: "I don't need my eyes..." —Graham [2016-12-28]
PharaohBender27 briefly ducks out for dinner
JacobBurgessVO: @despoiler98 I never compare anything I do to anything else. That way madness lies. I just do my n
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
Snowcookies: omg
TheAwkes: OH. NO.
JacobBurgessVO: my best*
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I dare you to try to get me to say no.
LRRbot: New quote #7246: "I dare you to try to get me to say no." —Dale [2020-09-28]
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Sarah_Serinde: I couldn't not quote THAT
ElementalAlchemist: Sarah_Serinde: I mean, you had to
chaostreader: !findquote wild
LRRbot: Quote #4265: "I want to get off Mr. Taro's Wild Ride." —EikoandMog [2017-06-08]
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall Andy would be the best god
Sarah_Serinde: JacobBurgessVO And it's always a blast
gualdhar: !findquote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #4842: "He's no Dale, but who is?" —Kathleen [2018-03-24]
Anaerin: It's impolite to ask a Hauler their weight...
DigitalSeahorse: and now I want cookies
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO did you have the mattress made of eyes already to go or was that improv cause that was both hilarious and terrifying at the same time
JacobBurgessVO: @despoiler98 Improv
randomletters5: "I dare you to say no"-Dale 2020 quote of the month
Nefarious_Ned: @JacobBurgessVO *chef's kiss
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO DUDE I almost spit out my beer when you did that
JacobBurgessVO: It was a set up for a joke Andy got to first.
Despoiler98: in both fear and laughter
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH ssandNOM
Sarah_Serinde: There's a reason we have ysbrydPunjail and that reason is ysbrydJacobVision
RandomTrivia: JacobBurgessVO It was scary impressive how quickly Andy got to that punchline
Wrexadecimal: I caught the vod of this earlier today and the mattress of 40 winks ruined me.
ElementalAlchemist: I also heard "body parts" and was concerned
Snowcookies: we can have that too :P
JacobBurgessVO: I love playing with these folks
EldarLuin: Flying birds
chibi_bento: mattress of 40 winks is one of my top LRR moments of the year, easy.
Wrexadecimal: y'all work so well together. Perfect chemistry
Nefarious_Ned: @Wrexadecimal I was listening on headphones at the auto shop and quite literally shrieked when I heard it.
Despoiler98: I can just see all the eyeballs get really wide like in the cartoons when Marcel comes flying at it
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
itomeshi: Me too!
Wrexadecimal: @Nefarious_Ned working at home here and was doubled over in laughter
dalefriesen: I love how much time I got to just sit back silently and be entertained.
RandomTrivia: *Dale opens a folder*
RandomTrivia: This can only go well
Nefarious_Ned: @dalefriesen You are the best kind of enabler, sir.
Snowcookies: weaklings
dalefriesen: @Nefarious_Ned Thank-you sir! With players of this calibre I'd be crazy not to just shut up and let them go. :)
RandomTrivia: It's a boat that fires smaller boats!!! lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Does the airship have lasers?
Despoiler98: @dalefriesen honestly between this show and watching Critical Role I've become a better DM at being able to roll with my characters actions and not try to shoehorn them into a plot
Ignatiuspants: it's a mothership!
EldarLuin: oooo so many people in chat!
dalefriesen: @Despoiler98 You warm my heart
SeiichiSin: Oh boy did I come in at a fun time.
PixelArtDragon: This is my first time catching a premiere of Dice Friends and I only just realized that it is actually prerecorded, and the cast in the chat aren't playing and chatting at the same time
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MrTheWalrus: Dale continues to be the DM I aspire to be.
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corianderd: @PixelArtDragon it's not the usual thing
DarkMorford: @PixelArtDragon It's usually live. This one is pre-recorded because there was a schedule issue.
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heronblademaster: subbed for nearly one full March 2020
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dalefriesen: @corianderd @PixelArtDragon Fun though!
corianderd: although there will be more pre-recorded stuff coming
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I have heard about some of this and I am excited
EldarLuin: There are two types of problems in this world: My problems and not my problems.
Despoiler98: @corianderd oh neat, normal Mondays but just pre recorded?
corianderd: @Despoiler98 yup
Despoiler98: that sounds........extremely painful
RandomTrivia: HYPE for that corianderd
Despoiler98: CORI NO
Sarah_Serinde: THAT'S their concern? I love Hauler :D
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
Despoiler98: Dont PET the eyeballs
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
PixelArtDragon: They're not invisible, they're just selectively visible!
Nefarious_Ned: It blinks
RomanGoro: Why did I diecide to take a drink there :D
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
TheMandrew: animal hauling?
EldarLuin: Hauler has animal handling!?
PixelArtDragon: More like animal hauling
Snowcookies: mattress is now an animal. It's canon
chaostreader: “Animal”
RandomTrivia: !quote 7246
LRRbot: Quote #7246: "I dare you to try to get me to say no." —Dale [2020-09-28]
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI shigiWide1 shigiWide2
randomletters5: imagine hitting someone but instead, their arm glows red and you get knocked back.
bmac_oceanusborealis: I think that is the first time I have seen Dale stumped for a moment
SeiichiSin: Poor Jacob.
Sarah_Serinde: Animal handling definitely feels on brand for Hauler
RandomTrivia: This is amazing
DarkMorford: Looking forward to more Monday-night shenanigans, @corianderd! (A little sad I didn't get to chat with you and everyone at PAX this year, but what can ya do.)
Despoiler98: Oh god now I feel bad for the eyeball monster its gonna traumatized BibleThump
mtvcdm: And all the customers splat on the ground
Nefarious_Ned: Chaotic Cori and Dale saying yes is honestly just the best.
RandomTrivia: Hooray!
Despoiler98: a whole......4
randomletters5: this is the definition of insnity
randomletters5: (insanity)
DigitalSeahorse: *teleports to Victoria and suddenly the pandemic is gone!*
Despoiler98: *facepalm*
amuseoffirebane: I posted some fanart on twitter! I don't think I can post links here but I tagged you guys for next time you check. Apologies if something is off, I don't really use Twitter ^^;;
Despoiler98: DALE NO
RandomTrivia: And there I thought he was going to say Action Surge...
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
RandomTrivia: Hah, nothing so mundane as that
Sarah_Serinde: amuseoffirebane You absolutely can post links here, feel free to share! lrrHEART
Anaerin: Fun Fact: "Missing the ground" is also known as Flying.
Ignatiuspants: all the wild magic! this is great!
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Despoiler98: Napalm!
amuseoffirebane: @Sarah_Serinde oh ok, one moment!
Despoiler98: Jacob and I same time
bmac_oceanusborealis: or Greek Fire
niccus: thick hot
Nefarious_Ned: ah, sticky fire
MAPBoardgames: I understand that napalm smells like victory
Anaerin: Thick Hot Wet, apparently.
DarkMorford: ANDY
RandomTrivia: ANDY YES
EldarLuin: LOL
Despoiler98: LOL ANDY
AranMathai: Favorite movie as a child.
Twilight_Spark: Oh, I've heard of that movie.
Snowcookies: wow andy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL hands up in chat :)
EldarLuin: And an animated lion following them
DigitalSeahorse: shigiTroll
wynternyghtynggale: love my bedknobs
bmac_oceanusborealis: nope
chibi_bento: bedknobs and broomsticks!!!!!!!
gualdhar: I definitely didn't get that joke
RandomTrivia: benginHi
itomeshi: Can one of those 4 people explain that to me?
Nefarious_Ned: OMG @wynternyghtynggale , that's right!
kalira77: it's been a hot minute since i watched B&B
Sarah_Serinde:'s been so long since I've watched that
Calaban161: my hand is down can you educate me?
gualdhar: oh crap, I haven't seen that movie in a long time
Nefarious_Ned: That was one of those times where I scream 'Why is that so familiar!'
Anaerin: itomeshi It's a reference to the Disney movie "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"
MissPronounceable: Yess Andy with the deep cut
gawag_: I wanna see LRR play Troika
wynternyghtynggale: @nefarious_ned let's just go play some soccer with a lion....
itomeshi: ahhhh, ty
chibi_bento: it's a song from a movie called bedknobs and broomsticks, where English kids have adventures on a magic flying bed.
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: Bedknobs and Broomsticks has a sequence where David Tomlinson helps a market seller sell a Piano with a song
Snowcookies: amuseoffirebane is it okay to archive your art on the lrr wiki? you will be credited
MAPBoardgames: Dale opens his folder labeled "ideas to trigger Jacob"
Sarah_Serinde: amuseoffirebane It does and I love them, thank you for sharing!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sure Dale would've let Hauler deal no damage
ElementalAlchemist: "I don't hate them; they're merely vehicles for my enemies."
Calaban161: Oh I had forgotten about that movie I saw that when I was younger
Nefarious_Ned: @amuseoffirebane Very nice art!
amuseoffirebane: @Snowcookies I'd be honored! You are very allowed! :D
EldarLuin: Gravity wins a LOT
dalefriesen: @amuseoffirebane I love the sketches! Thank-you!
Despoiler98: Gravity wins almost every time in fact
corianderd: sketches?
Sarah_Serinde: Their expressions in that art are so precious
RandomTrivia: I wonder if the singer complains about the noise...
chaostreader: Two attackers. One of them is a hedgehog.
Sarah_Serinde: Cori I tagged you with it :3
amuseoffirebane: @dalefriesen you're very welcome! ^^
Anaerin: corianderd The tweet linked above by amuseoffirebane
corianderd: thank you sarah I just loaded it up
Anaerin: What is Patches constructed of... 'cause he looks pretty Metal to me.
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, I love Fashion & Dragons!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Patches: more metal then *being made of metal*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
EldarLuin: CLOWNS
RandomTrivia: Sounds like he made a Temple of the Gods LUL
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Your timing is just so perfect
corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO thank you
DigitalSeahorse: bigger and firmer
corianderd: i love this
Arclight_Dynamo: I thought he was going to say he wanted to talk to the hedgehog...
EldarLuin: A blinking, talking mattress...
corianderd: and hate it as well
EldarLuin: everything is normal...
RandomTrivia: Everything about this is fantastic
TheAwkes: That's some genuine looking distress there Mr. Burgess.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Andy) [now] There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs.
LRRbot: New quote #7247: "There's nothing going to stop me from talking to a mattress full of eyeballs." —Andy [2020-09-28]
chaostreader: I don’t want the mattress to talk back.
serramarkov: The mattress of 40 winks is a Kyriotate from In Nomine!
Despoiler98: omg jacob
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
DeM0nFiRe: WutFace
bmac_oceanusborealis: oh no, did not like that mental image
Zyme86: The eys have it
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob why :D
RomanGoro: Yiiiiiiiiikes
Despoiler98: FUCKED UP
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ew Ew Ew EW EW
EldarLuin: Mono vision
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
kalira77: this is such a final episode....
PixelArtDragon: Oh this is eldritch horror now
Nefarious_Ned: Oh hey, look forward to seeing this again during my nightmare tonight.
dalefriesen: @serramarkov Kyriotates are amazing. I've tried multiple times to figure out how to run IN for DF, but it just seems like a poor fit
Despoiler98: OMG ANDY
Drazoth: I want to play an adventure in the now
Wrexadecimal: LMAO
EldarLuin: Oh no...
Nefarious_Ned: wut
RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
lirazel64: Corinthian from The Sandman calls his trademark lawyer....
Despoiler98: well that was horrifying lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chaostreader: @lirazel64 Oh god, you’re right.
bmac_oceanusborealis: people seeing this with no context in the highlights real are going to be so perplexed
serramarkov: @dalefriesen I agree on the fit, and I'm so happy you know IN- that makes my night!
RandomTrivia: @bmac_oceanusborealis You mean slightly more so than normal?
kalira77: isn't that best case scenario, @bmac_oceanusborealis ? :D
Nefarious_Ned: yikes
EldarLuin: Ramming speed!!
Nefarious_Ned: yikes yikes yikes
DeM0nFiRe: Is the poor mattress gonna get it's eyes poked out D:
Despoiler98: hypersonic impact
Nefarious_Ned: But...eyeballs and quills?
Nefarious_Ned: yikes
PixelArtDragon: I think any time Dale quotes your own words back at you you have made a grave mistake.
CaptainSpam: Dinsdale? Dinsdale...
NavelWarfare: Or a fantastic choice
Sarah_Serinde: ^
Despoiler98: its gonna be like a railgun slug
PixelArtDragon: @NavelWarfare Why not both?
NavelWarfare: And? And is good :D
dalefriesen: @PixelArtDragon I'm just trying to say yes properly. :)
EldarLuin: :o
Despoiler98: OH GOD
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
Juliamon: Oh boy
Mysticman89: this is the largest hole on my body!
NimrodXIV: whyyyy
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote dare you
LRRbot: Quote #7246: "I dare you to try to get me to say no." —Dale [2020-09-28]
Despoiler98: CORI NOOOOO
PixelArtDragon: TEETH
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Snowcookies: oh no
kalira77: wait, meat mouth on non-meat body?
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
Fruan: TEETH
Calaban161: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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bmac_oceanusborealis: "Some of you have never had a mouth before" is a sentence I was not expecting today ... or any day
Nigouki: TEETH
NavelWarfare: TEETH
Nefarious_Ned: TEETH
kdefinition: TEETH
DeM0nFiRe: yogNO
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH orangekitWhitekitten lrrCREEPR
Nefarious_Ned: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: !addquote (Dale) [now] Some of you have never had a mouth before.
LRRbot: New quote #7248: "Some of you have never had a mouth before." —Dale [2020-09-28]
Sarah_Serinde: That was a very definitive "no" :D
DigitalSeahorse: doh
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
kalira77: they're made. of meat.
Nefarious_Ned: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #7135: "When is it not a time to make a devil's bargain?" —Dale [2020-08-17]
kalira77: "the mattress is ramming the hedgehog fellow" is not a sentence one hears every decade
EldarLuin: oh no
Despoiler98: Oh god Cori
DarkMorford: RIP
bmac_oceanusborealis: a farmhouse
Nefarious_Ned: portobello road
RandomTrivia: All of Portobello Road market
Mysticman89: now its visible
Nefarious_Ned: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5290: "16 is certainly some!" —Dale [2018-08-27]
RandomTrivia: Oooh, time for ?????
kalira77: oh... oh no
kdefinition: Spoder Forged!
chaostreader: War-forged Drider
EldarLuin: Spider-forged, Spider-forged... does whatever a spider-forged does...
Anaerin: Arachnoforged.
kalira77: arachnorged
Nemo_Rasa: NOPE! forged
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL creature made of eyeballs running into a creature covered in spikes seems really bad
KaleidoscopeMind: mechrachnoid
stevefromdetroit: crauler
Nefarious_Ned: Can he swing...from a web? ...probably not
DarkMorford: Poor Jacob
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
AranMathai: All the "pixies" keep crying "IA! IA!"
niccus: like mosquitos but more
dalefriesen: @stevefromdetroit That made me laugh :)
stevefromdetroit: lrrHEART @dalefriesen im cackeling to myself thank you sir for a great campagne
LoadingReadyRun: There are limb-its?
corianderd: like just imagine a flying koosh ball of arms
dalefriesen: @stevefromdetroit It was a joy
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun Boooo
NavelWarfare: @LoadingReadyRun Boo this human :D
gualdhar: do we know what the large winged humanoid is yet? is it related to the creature(s) released from the house prison?
Anaerin: FireBolt, where fire is currently Napalm?
Raincoast_Bear: I'm late! I should go to avoid spoilers....
LoadingReadyRun: I think @corianderd noticed that pun when she said it :)
PharaohBender27: (coming back from dinner) is this the same combat that began about 35-40 minutes ago?
corianderd: nonnono clearly @LoadingReadyRun is the viallain. booooo
RandomTrivia: That Firebolt came from something with at least 5 player levels...
dalefriesen: @PharaohBender27 Yes, nearing the end of round two
corianderd: *villain
niccus: calling it "combat" is sort of generous... more of a fracas
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful chaos
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is clearly just a turn-based Improve session
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: *improv
PharaohBender27: @dalefriesen Thanks! I'll need to watch the VOD to see what details I missed
NavelWarfare: Anyone else ever noticed that kittens have 1 hp in D&D? You can inflict kittens on people in combat
EldarLuin: Romantic
Anaerin: Highly flammable
RandomTrivia: That will get inside their joints...
chaostreader: Fire? Sets of the vest?
RomanGoro: I don't know if I'd call a matress full of eyeballs talking wih two people with a second mouth where one of their eyes was, all falling into a hedgehog "beautiful", Sarah_Serinde
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro Well that's where we differ then :P
stevefromdetroit: beauty is in the eye of the beholder @RomanGoro
RandomTrivia: "Controlled"
RandomTrivia: Welp
Anaerin: Controlled Descent Into Terrain
PrinceNimzar: i want to see the fanart of this chaos
Sarah_Serinde: stevefromdetroit perfect
PharaohBender27 sees what @stevefromdetroit did there
EldarLuin: Hello Gravity my old friend....
serramarkov: @stevefromdetroit Beast is pissed.
Despoiler98: Oooooops Gravity
RomanGoro: Sarah_Serinde stevefromdetroit Fair Dinkum
Sarah_Serinde: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
PharaohBender27: Of course I come back just in time for a break! :D
serramarkov: Aaaaaaaaaah!
dalefriesen: I can't stick around. Enjoy the show! I hope the good guys win!
PharaohBender27: katesDance katesDance katesDance
HeroToMillions: i have 5 ps5s
stevefromdetroit: Thank you Dale!!!
niccus: which... which ones are the good guys
lirazel64: PowerUpL lrrAWESOME PowerUpR
Nefarious_Ned: Thanks Dale!!
PrinceNimzar: which ones are those @dalefriesen
amuseoffirebane: bye dale!
Mysticman89: im so not used to seeing ads, but they live now
PharaohBender27: @dalefriesen Thanks for being here and for all you do! PrideWave
serramarkov: Thank you, Dale, all good blessings on you!
Snowcookies: Bye Dale, thanks for the fun!
NotCainNorAbel: Bye Dale, thanks for all the fun
MidgardSerpent: thanks for stopping by Dale! have a good night
Sarah_Serinde: dalefriesen Thanks for joining us and for running a great campaign!
EldarLuin: Thanks for the entertainment, Dale!
lirazel64: yup
Juliamon: yes...
stevefromdetroit: it became invisable
Sarah_Serinde: Had me worried something was wrong on my end there
DerDrongo: reloaded, still mute
JacobBurgessVO: Look, we're all tired, including the music
Sarah_Serinde: That is extremely fair
Sarah_Serinde: The music deserves breaks too
JacobBurgessVO: The music can also be beat, is what I'm trying to say.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW ysbrydPunjail
DarkMorford: @JacobBurgessVO You need to be put behind bars for that one.
stevefromdetroit: I laughed
TheAwkes: On another note...
lirazel64: music!
EldarLuin: I like this one
Sarah_Serinde: DarkMorford ysbrydPunjail ysbrydJacobVision ysbrydPunjail
gualdhar: music does not deserve corporal punishment
NavelWarfare: @JacobBurgessVO Boo this human too :D
NavelWarfare: I love it
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL memo to self: don't do that lrrSLOTH
stevefromdetroit: @DarkMorford I hear cell number 3 is the place to be
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
lirazel64: Music gets beat enough
MAPBoardgames: Yay! Goals!
EldarLuin: I'm not sure they know either
LoadingReadyRun: everything sounds ok now, right?
Anaerin: Yes.
stevefromdetroit: yes thanks paul!
Sarah_Serinde: Yup, sounds good
EldarLuin: Sounds fine Paul
Anaerin: So, Hauler is one of the mythic "Riders of the storm"?
NavelWarfare: Yeppers
Anaerin: Mild Magic?
Despoiler98: WHY NOT
Sarah_Serinde: No Mild Wings, only Wild Wings
MAPBoardgames: How much does Hauler weigh do you reckon?
mtvcdm: This is the Wild High League
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JacobBurgessVO: Alright all, I gotta take off! Enjoy the rest of the finale and thank you once again!
DigitalSeahorse: a Special Dale
Anaerin: MAPBoardgames It's terribly impolite to ask a Hauler their weight.
Sarah_Serinde: JacobBurgessVO ysbrydYheart
DarkMorford: G'night, Jacob! This has been a blast!
stevefromdetroit: have a great night @JacobBurgessVO - thanks for a great run
amuseoffirebane: Bye Jacob!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @JacobBurgessVO this is a glorious thing to see
Anaerin: G'Night, Jacob.
kalira77: bye jacob
stevefromdetroit: oh man, metal wings - nothing can go wrong
Japolai: cori is goldar
JacobBurgessVO: FortOne
PharaohBender27: @JacobBurgessVO Goodnight, and thanks for being awesome! PrideWave
stevefromdetroit: is this an orgin story @Japolai
DigitalSeahorse: shigiWingL lrrCORI shigiWingR
Japolai: @stevefromdetroit must be, just needs to grow 100ft tall
corianderd: i had questions about the stomach that I refrained from asking
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP thanks I hate it
lirazel64: A toaster?? please??
PharaohBender27: PrideWingL lrrCORI PrideWingR
stevefromdetroit: PrideWingL lrrSPOOP PrideWingR
DarkMorford: @lirazel64 YES
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @corianderd I'm sure we will soon find out what it had for lunch
DigitalSeahorse: so much for butterflies in the stomach, the stomach IS the butterlfy!
RandomTrivia: We are a bowl of petunias away from Infinite Improbability at this point
Anaerin: I am *here* for the After Dark references.
PharaohBender27: Do we need to call Dave for this? Kappa
DarkMorford: I kinda miss screensavers. But not really.
Despoiler98: we have this thing called moxie
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha "not with a 12"
corianderd: @RandomTrivia I was incredibly tempted to throw a whale in every time Dale asked what we wanted
PharaohBender27: @corianderd katesLol
RandomTrivia: Oh good lord corianderd
stevefromdetroit: I keep picturing the flying cow from Twister showing up
Anaerin: We've got Debris!
MAPBoardgames: Looks like Hauler is trying to do some form of a Sidewalk Slam.
RandomTrivia: Amazing
RandomTrivia: Flying suplex
Snowcookies: Thanks for the wrestling content Jacob
Anaerin: Literally, in this case.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
RandomTrivia: LUL
MAPBoardgames: !y
Anaerin: See Invisibility, after what happened last time that was cast? Brave...
MAPBoardgames: See Invisible, exclusively.
RandomTrivia: Uh, is Gondor calling for aid now?
stevefromdetroit: see in visability
RandomTrivia: @corianderd Good catch on sneeze mute.
corianderd: ty
MAPBoardgames: I would imagine there would be a lot of other invisible things in the storm that Patches could see and wishes he doesn't.
Calaban161: But the rules @JacobBurgessVO you can only cast 1 spell and 1 cantrip per turn
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: Uh
Nigouki: Extra HEALTHY
EldarLuin: Oh look at this boy with three hearts! What a healthy boy!
kalira77: this whole fight has turned into eldritch horror...
RandomTrivia: Calaban161 The rules mean nothing here! Dale said yes!
Calaban161: Fair
Sarah_Serinde: Nature is healing
MAPBoardgames: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6604: "You just don't know the depth of our house ruling." —Paul [2019-12-09]
Despoiler98: oh dear
chaostreader: !findquote mistake
LRRbot: Quote #3856: "I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people." —Graham [2017-01-13]
RandomTrivia: Aww, there's a parable for everyone
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Sarah_Serinde: Is what folks were looking for
stevefromdetroit: Thank you Sarah
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Can never have too much healing! <= Guy who played a character that was disintegrated by positive energy
Sarah_Serinde: :D
stevefromdetroit: but in a positive way right Paul?
MAPBoardgames: When she grips, her knuckle tattoos glow.
EldarLuin: So long as they're just Mostly Dead by the end of it, right Paul?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It's fine. Dande got better
corianderd: "better"
EldarLuin: Jacob's happy
Despoiler98: lol
Despoiler98: oh thanks
Despoiler98: :D
EldarLuin: With his talking eye
Manae: I'm just seeing the full-on anime thing, rapidly hopping back and forth, a blur coming in, and last second just skids by on their face
stevefromdetroit: Marcel v Crauler
corianderd: stevefromdetroit good name!
MAPBoardgames: This is a cartoon fight cloud. Only from the inside!
PharaohBender27: How strong is the plum parasite's influence at this point? (i.e., would Marcel be too "relaxed" to do an effective combat?)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
EldarLuin: Hooo boy
RandomTrivia: One of the joys of happiness is sharing LUL
PharaohBender27: JACOB
Wrexadecimal: wat
RandomTrivia: TIL
stevefromdetroit: i bet you could use that random trivial @RandomTrivia !!
stevefromdetroit: *trivia
RandomTrivia continues taking notes
MAPBoardgames: Anyone here seen the anime anthology "Memories"?
Despoiler98: holy shit
stevefromdetroit: the "good guys"
RandomTrivia: !qutoe 7244
Despoiler98: Don't do shrooms kids........
RandomTrivia: !quote 7244
LRRbot: Quote #7244: "We're the good guys, by the way." —Jacob, in the face of all evidence to the contrary [2020-09-28]
PixelArtDragon: It's okay, they're not lawful @stevefromdetroit
stevefromdetroit: fair point! i do love chaotic good energy
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PharaohBender27: OOOF
RandomTrivia: OMG
stevefromdetroit: plumuppance
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI lucidDuck mommy!
EldarLuin: Jacob's having fun. lol
RandomTrivia: """want"""
CaptainSpam: We're still in initiative, right? Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Andy! Don't fall for it! Don't be a Drupe!
MAPBoardgames: I mean Dupe! (I really don't)
ButButTheJesus: that's what I'm here for!
Despoiler98: TOO LATE
DeM0nFiRe: "light hearted body horror"
NimrodXIV: "light hearted body horror"
ElementalAlchemist: "Lighthearted body horror" --Andy
PixelArtDragon: As if there hasn't been any body horror yet
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Andy) [now] It's going to be a light-hearted body horror.
LRRbot: New quote #7249: "It's going to be a light-hearted body horror." —Andy [2020-09-28]
ElementalAlchemist: thank you Sarah
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde :D
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Concernstacy.
PharaohBender27: katesNope
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm it is just one word isn't it
EldarLuin: Nope nope nope
Wrexadecimal: LOOOL
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
EldarLuin: lol
kalira77: ghost caaaaat
Zyme86: damnit baxter
RandomTrivia: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
EldarLuin: awwww
Despoiler98: slytqLurk slytqLurk slytqLurk
Juliamon: katesLurk
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitWhitekitten orangekitPartyKitten ssandSPOOKED
stevefromdetroit: moistCry he'll get better right
RandomTrivia: Of course he will, he has a rez queue'd up
EldarLuin: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Welp :D
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Patches
RandomTrivia: Ah well, we didn't need that...
DigitalSeahorse: zut alores!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE\
RandomTrivia: OMG Hauler is the best lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: katesLol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL btw: I asked James to welcome tonight's subscribers tomorrow morning during Mine O' Clock lrrJAMES
justthorne: Can Jacob please be my boyfriend? <3 <3 <3
RandomTrivia: This feels awfully like a convenient setup the next season :D
MAPBoardgames: I love Hauler
Snowcookies: facepalm
EldarLuin: That's a perfect part 2!!
stevefromdetroit: i sure hope Hauler has their boat
Arclight_Dynamo: Sequel!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is a wonderful Hauler conversation for the end
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2469 patrons for a total of $14,835.05 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmember
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NotCainNorAbel: Me?!
RandomTrivia: lrrrHEART This was an awesome series lrrHEART
Radyin: This was fantastic.
stevefromdetroit: that was amazing!!! Thank you to everyone!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: One regret: no one turned into a swarm of ducks.
NavelWarfare: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Maybe they were duck swarms the whole time!?
PharaohBender27: Oh dang, I missed the end because of clipping :p
MrTheWalrus: That was fun. I hope we see more of this campaign in the future.
stevefromdetroit: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat - the swarm of ducks were inside us all along
PharaohBender27: katesLol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @stevefromdetroit that would explain some things
PharaohBender27: Thanks for this campaign! lrrHEART
Despoiler98: JIM
Despoiler98: YEAH JIM
ElementalAlchemist: This was beautiful
stevefromdetroit: not you though @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat - you're several narwhales in a trenchcoat
RandomTrivia: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: no regrets! elfunkCat
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
LadyEarlGreyWarden: Cheer100 That was wonderful, thanks!
ElementalAlchemist: This group was great, and if they're able to schedule them together again I'd be so happy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @stevefromdetroit What!? No... We- we mean - I are a normal hooman.
DigitalSeahorse: if only I had money to hire with
stevefromdetroit: my mistake @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat have an inside of ducks
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
EldarLuin: SADNESS!
Simriel subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Simriel! (Today's storm count: 28)
Sarah_Serinde: It's currently on the calendar as TBD for next week
Radyin: The calendar says there will be Dice Friends next week, but it is listed as TBD.
Snowcookies: Hi past Paul
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidLove lucidLove
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Ignatiuspants: Bionic Trousers representatives in chat -- will there be a new Dice Friends next week?
PharaohBender27: So, if hypothetically, someone missed the last 30 seconds because they were clipping (hypothetically), what would they have hypothetically missed?
Nefarious_Ned: Just a light bit of body horror
stevefromdetroit: pooSupgirl @DigitalSeahorse
Nefarious_Ned: !quote andrew
LRRbot: Quote #2124: "I'm glad that you specified 'baby toy' at the start of that." —Andrew [2016-03-18]
Sarah_Serinde: !quote Andy
LRRbot: Quote #4500: "Don't drink to excess. It's not fun." —Andy [2017-11-18]
PharaohBender27: Like, was it just further commentary on the boxcar having gone?
Sarah_Serinde: Patches was very unhappy to learn that it was gone
Sarah_Serinde: And tried to explain to Hauler why that might be a problem
stevefromdetroit: i'm curious as to what the "swarm of ducks" roll number was
DigitalSeahorse: free all the willies
Sarah_Serinde: That they didn't retrieve the thing they were hired to retrieve
DigitalSeahorse: also free the nipple!
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote dare you
LRRbot: Quote #7107: "You have stripped me of my cactus, how dare you." —Serge [2020-08-05]
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
EldarLuin: Challenge accepted
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote no
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 7246
LRRbot: Quote #7246: "I dare you to try to get me to say no." —Dale [2020-09-28]
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde OK so sounds like it was just an extension of what I was clipping, thanks :)
LoadingReadyRun: @stevefromdetroit I believe a 1 or a 20 would have triggered something
stevefromdetroit: makes sense @LoadingReadyRun !!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that tracks
PharaohBender27: O_o
RvLeshrac: Spoilers!
MAPBoardgames: James has proven he's very good at reading subs from a previous stream. lrrJAMES
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
DeM0nFiRe: It took like 20 seconds for my brain to realize that was "Hamlet" not "Hamster"
EldarLuin: Yay!
RandomTrivia: This series has been an absolute joy to witness. lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah...yeah I'd say they all did
Texan_Reverend: Y'all were great, and thanks so much for being here!
RandomTrivia: We have certainly travelled the road to hell LUL
Sarah_Serinde: The RESULTS may not have been the best, but they all certainly meant well :D
Texan_Reverend: middreHeart
ElementalAlchemist: Their intentions were not good; they were just better than all the other intentions
stevefromdetroit: She said it! she said the title!
kalira77: despite all evidence to the contrary ;)
ElementalAlchemist: :r
mtvcdm: They're just some souls whose intentions are good, hold on, please don't let them be misunderstood
ruscobrog: "best" doesn't not imply good. Everyone else could have been much, much worse.
EldarLuin: The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Sarah_Serinde: I want stories about them all running this inn :D
stevefromdetroit: id watch that show @Sarah_Serinde
stevefromdetroit: and magical plum pies
Radyin: I'd like to see the Yelp review.
Snowcookies: kidnap ppl and make them work for you
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: Clearly Dale isn't "most DMs"
corianderd: i've tried to run businesses in 4 different campaigns
corianderd: even a star wars d20 game
PharaohBender27: Sooomeday . . .
Sarah_Serinde: I adored Business Hauler
Arclight_Dynamo: The Roughriders Ride Again.
stevefromdetroit: the luxury suite has the mattrass of 1000 winks as a bed
kalira77: Inn Naming Hauler was one of my favorites
Radyin: Can we get the X-17 to Sigil?
EldarLuin: Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!
Rhynerd: Eberron: A Rough Ride through Thelanis
Wrexadecimal: byyyeeee
Sarah_Serinde: !inn names
LRRbot: Hauler had a lot of excellent ideas for the name of the party's inn.
ButButTheJesus: BYEEEEEE
corianderd: night chat
Snowcookies: Bye
Phailhammer: cya :)
lirazel64: byeà
kalira77: night
Radyin: Thank you all!
Sarah_Serinde: That list was so good
EldarLuin: Patches with a donkey's head?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This campaign has been a great mess. I'm sad to see it go.
kalira77: thanks for hanging with us @corianderd
chibi_bento: 😭😀😭😀
Snowcookies: Night knight
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Good night everyone!
RandomTrivia: Good night chat! lrrHEART
kalira77: night paul
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
EldarLuin: Night Paul!!
amuseoffirebane: good night!
PharaohBender27: PrideWave Past players! Also PrideWave players here in chat like @corianderd
serramarkov: Thank you, that was brilliant. Much love for all involved.
chibi_bento: good night, and thank you. LRR keeps me smiling, and that is vital right now.
Snowcookies: mattlrSleep
chibi_bento: also, I just noticed someone gave me a gift sub to the channel. ❤
LadyEarlGreyWarden: Night all, thanks for the stream
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat ty nn
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sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:29 from now).