gnome_friend: I wonder why the Angry Kitties deck wasn't GW? Was it just to include Ajani Vengeant?
Juliamon: Some questions have no good answers.
v_nome: *googles to find out what that is* I guess because red is angry?
gnome_friend: @v_nome have you watched the CH "It's Magic?"
gnome_friend: So the eldrazi from BFZ don't really have any synergy with the other sets
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight the Zendikar World Tour Sealed Event! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
IbunWest: I mean It is thematically appropriate that the interdimensional nightmare creatures that destroy entire planes are parasitic.
sacrenos: !next
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gnome_friend: true
gnome_friend: RG landfall seems to be the most widely supported archetype across the sets
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight the Zendikar World Tour Sealed Event! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight the Zendikar World Tour Sealed Event! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
TehAmelie: i can almost FEEL the hype
gnome_friend eats the hype
SergeYager: Oh, i can feel the hype
Bobtheninjagoldfish: you ARE the hype
Seagulyus: a wild serge approaches :O
SergeYager: :D
Naarius does not have hands big enough to hold all of this hype.
gnome_friend: Delicious delicious hype
TehAmelie: my body is ready https://i.imgur.com/V2HYIJl.jpg
djalternative: hola lovely lrrple
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: All my hype is just flowing out of every hole it can find
Nogrid: will be interesting to see if ally/party synergies will work here
x0den: hello
gnome_friend: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat ... !sir
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
djalternative: no spoilers but did anyone here watch kenji build his deck?
gnome_friend: nope
gnome_friend: !quote kenji
LRRbot: Quote #2178: "When you're as humble and great as I am, you don't have to say anything." β€”Kenji [2016-03-26]
ihlendrax: I think he’s building on stream if I read his Twitter comment correctly.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight the Zendikar World Tour Sealed Event! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: somebody might get zendikarried away
Dish_KP: Zendikar... WORLD TOUR!
Juliamon: I understood that as he was building on HIS stream
gnome_friend: Lands just keep falling
djalternative: kenji built his pool on stream yesterday. G is building his pool for this stream
DarkMorford: Whoa. Is it just me or did Twitch change the font everywhere?
Juliamon: DarkMorford They did
gnome_friend: @DarkMorford it seems to have for me too
Bobtheninjagoldfish: yeah they did..
Juliamon: It's... a change.
historyman_admu: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
xiivv7: YESSSS
DarkMorford: Curious
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Porsgaard81: Hi
sheer_falacy: lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: We have lrrSIGNAL!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: ok, enjoy your magical cards everyone
gnome_friend: lrrDILLY
Juliamon: C'mon chat, let's get to 69%!
DarkMorford: We're at 68%! So close
SergeYager: icream
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maintainpriority: @darkmorford 68% of what
Juliamon: !icream
LRRbot: James in his hubris has challenged chat to give 10 million channel points so he'll go get Ice cream for the rest of LRR! You can contribute up to 2000 points per stream (you'll need to refresh between streams) so get cracking!
CommanderRab: ah! noises. Was watching TTC and heard noise. thought it was one of the peeps phones going off... but then it just kept happening.
gnome_friend: !findquote keep happen
LRRbot: Quote #6272: "If any of my blood happens to leave my body, please keep track of it for me." β€”Beej, as Blake [2019-08-05]
IbunWest: Oh right I forgot Kenji was on tonight
azkovo: Dang. I can only put in 2k points a stream....
djalternative: come on 69%
poggifers: Why not
Juliamon: azkovo It's a Twitch limitation unfortunately
DRMagnify: Nice
62MGcobra: nice
Makhiel: nice
azkovo: Nice
ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
Solid_Fuel: nice
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: nice
maintainpriority: how do I give channel points for the icream
azkovo: Thanks for the heads up @Juliamon
djalternative: nice
Juliamon: Now everybody stop lol
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice percentage on the Ice Cream
Juliamon: maintainpriority If you're on mobile, you need to do it in a browser instead of the app
maintainpriority: ok
djalternative: I mean, we can still add ~60k more and keep it there
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tippy_canoe: ugh, so pumped for this!
maintainpriority: luckily I haven't packed away my laptop
Juliamon: No mobile browser?
reallegitstreamer: 69% raised... Nice.
jessieimproved: nice
x0den: nice
gnome_friend: !cardkingdom
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TehAmelie: noice
sheer_falacy: quick, get it to 70% before they see
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MalBeam: super zendikar. get all the floaty stones
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TehAmelie: Card Kingdom dot com: a domain of cards
maintainpriority: @juliamon easier to do it on my laptop
fcloud: is it go time?
sheer_falacy: it is a domain of cards, they sell all 5 colors
IbunWest: LRR are go.
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CasaAJEgames: howdy
IbunWest: James "Backwards P" Turner
sblue333: alrigjt!
gnome_friend: PIZZA
TehAmelie: hello gentlemen
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fcloud: he's like a P block but EVIL
sblue333: Got to see Ben play Among Us with mtggoldfish and now this!
AtomicAlchemical: James owns a PIZZA shirt?
fcloud: no he's borrowing it
gnome_friend: !findquote Kevin
LRRbot: Quote #6607: "I open my inner Kevin eyes." β€”Serge [2019-12-09]
Loonatic93: Freaking Kevin!
chillmill1: I thought James had Serge on his shirt
StreetRach: Just pull my arm why don't you?
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LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
F1SHOR: great idea from kevin
gnome_friend: Serge confirmed = John Green
theanthonydee: Praise be to Kevinism!
MadameAdversary: lrrDILLY
WolfgangCloud: I am surprised they didn't use 1 pack from each set
F1SHOR: sounds kinda sus
Porsgaard81: Fun fun fun.
ptay313: I feel like it should have been one pack of every zendikar set
fcloud: what's the theme?
Loonatic93: Hank Green > John Green
Aarek: Sure is Zendikar in here
chillmill1: Serge > the color green
kamelion84: lol
ChargingFerret: lol
blackbearda380: wait is that the premier lands pilot of the format?
TehAmelie: mystery: does James' hat say p or q?
fcloud: a plain zwokker
RandomTrivia: I would love to see Graham with BG Nissa and UG Kiora
61wheels: *looks at the rules* shockingly, yes, you can.
NavelWarfare: Did twitch change fonts? Looks weird
ritchards: yes they did
TotallyNotaBeholder: Who me?
fcloud: I'm doing my deck build right now, should take like three, four hours max
ChargingFerret: @NavelWarfare yes they did
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Squigel: i don't know i have twitch set to comic sans
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gnome_friend: !card journey to nowhere
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Slytherin42: numotYES numotYES numotYES
TehAmelie: open some packs, it's almost like PAX
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
mastershake29x: this layout is amazing
volraths_bane: Don't let us stop you
TotallyNotaBeholder: Well done Paul, that is a great layout
chillmill1: gosh that's a great command
TehAmelie: lands will fall. the eldrazi are on the loose
RegulusPratus: Oh hey, it's three of my favorite LRRsmans, and that guy who habitually beats them up in the PPR
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sheer_falacy: ain't no party like a Zendikar party because a Zendikar party includes allies, woo!
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Desruprot: oh interesting
Masslost: broken wings is amazing
gnome_friend: TEETH
MelvinMTG: How often can I contribute to the Ice Cream Challenge?
ChargingFerret: foil full art
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Naarius: Inscription of a Bun Dance
RandomTrivia: Or rather, up to 2000 points per stream
MelvinMTG: Then........I Shall Be Back
gnome_friend: Plain. Bun.
Kumakaori: oh hey a points sink.
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monakai: The Spiderman card.
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ArchRequiemD: More Magic is what I need in my life
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brendonn: LUL
AbsenceOfGravitas: one PLUS 1 per party member. It's negate force spike at minumum
Robot_Bones: That was kenji venting
KaleidoscopeMind: contain it in a nectarpot?
Desruprot: Green is seeming good
sheer_falacy: 0 planeswalkers so far though
LRRbot: Voracious Null [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/2] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Voracious Null. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
RandomTrivia: Come on Ob Nix!
TehAmelie: Fastland hungers for synergy
GaelanS: Similar, but subtly different, to Voracious Undefined
RandomTrivia: Expedition has been called
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Invoker [1G] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | {8}: Oran-Rief Invoker gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Brilliant Spectrum [3U] | Sorcery | Converge β€” Draw X cards, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell. Then discard two cards.
TehAmelie: Fastland? Fastbond
ttkblazer97: is converge sunburst?
sblue333: what are the odds of finding hidden treasure in the og zendikar?
LRRbot: Silent Skimmer [3B] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [0/4] | Devoid / Flying / Whenever Silent Skimmer attacks, defending player loses 2 life.
RegulusPratus: Five color medium stuff?
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Fistacles: numotCHUT
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LRRbot: Unnatural Aggression [2G] | Instant | Devoid / Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. If the creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Geyserfield Stalker [4B] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/2] | Menace / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Geyserfield Stalker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
control_rig subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
control_rig: Zendikar stuffed with Zendikar with a side of Zendikar. Love it.
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LRRbot: Forerunner of Slaughter [BR] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [3/2] | Devoid / {1}: Target colorless creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wasteland Strangler [2B] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [3/2] | Devoid / When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, target creature gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
ChargingFerret: the strangles
ArkhamArchivist: can't spell slaughter without laughter
sheer_falacy: uh... how much stuff do you have that exiles?
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ChandraGrillmaster: Quatah Century!
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eye_h_bar: Wasteland Strangler: star of Eldrazi and Taxes for a while
Shadowner: an eldrazzi
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LRRbot: Mist Intruder [1U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [1/2] | Devoid / Flying / Ingest
Trahas: nice
LRRbot: Eldrazi Devastator [8] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [8/9] | Trample
LRRbot: Demon's Grasp [4B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets βˆ’5/βˆ’5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Snapping Gnarlid [1G] | Creature β€” Beast [2/2] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Snapping Gnarlid gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
control_rig: Aw boooo
xenagosthesatyr: if Graham opens a walker i will eat a Geyserfeild Mystic lol
LRRbot: Prism Array [4U] | Enchantment | Converge β€” Prism Array enters the battlefield with a crystal counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. / Remove a crystal counter from Prism Array: Tap target creature. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Scry 3.
RandomTrivia: F for rare
Pharmacistjudge: the biggest of whammies
Juliamon: awwwwww
F1SHOR: this was my first set im amazed i remember so many of these cards
monakai: womp womp
ChargingFerret: aww
WolfgangCloud: lrrHAM
jbukarau: yup you should play bluerr
Seagulyus: oops the camera is autopicking up cards XD
control_rig: The absolute WORST rare
F1SHOR: Powerful magic!
Juliamon: sheer_falacy So it wouldn't clutter up the common slots probably
Seagulyus: sheer_falacy "it give mana? IT RARE!"
RegulusPratus: Total limited bomb, force five color
hidrostream: valueeeee
ttkblazer97: get the fetch!
sblue333: !card roil spout
LRRbot: Roil Spout [1WU] | Sorcery | Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / Awaken 4β€”{4}{W}{U}
kumatsu: come on hidden treasure
LRRbot: Whiplash Trap [3UU] | Instant β€” Trap | If an opponent had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.
Seagulyus: wait I misread it
LRRbot: Teetering Peaks | Land | Teetering Peaks enters the battlefield tapped. / When Teetering Peaks enters the battlefield, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / {T}: Add {R}.
chillmill1: Skyfisher ooh
Seagulyus: it taps creatures?!
LRRbot: Ondu Cleric [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Cleric Ally [1/1] | Whenever Ondu Cleric or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain life equal to the number of Allies you control.
Seagulyus: that's so bad...like seriously
LRRbot: Arrow Volley Trap [3WW] | Instant β€” Trap | If four or more creatures are attacking, you may pay {1}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Arrow Volley Trap deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.
hidrostream: what if jeremy petter just walks into someone's room and shouts ZENDIKAR??
hidrostream: solid throwback imo
LRRbot: Quest for Pure Flame [R] | Enchantment | Whenever a source you control deals damage to an opponent, you may put a quest counter on Quest for Pure Flame. / Remove four quest counters from Quest for Pure Flame and sacrifice it: If any source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
KamikaziManiac: oh, man, OG zendikar cards feel so much better creackin' the pack. Maybe I have Nostalgia.
LRRbot: Rite of Replication [2UU] | Sorcery | Kicker {5} / Create a token that's a copy of target creature. If this spell was kicked, create five of those tokens instead.
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Rite
ttkblazer97: damn that rite
TehAmelie: feels like it could be a good worldknit deck
sheer_falacy: it's got a very memey blue pile
chillmill1: you have blue
Shadowner: there is something in there
kumatsu: quick, someone sneak in a precursor golem
LRRbot: Bladetusk Boar [3R] | Creature β€” Boar [3/2] | Intimidate
chillmill1: it's not good but you have it
LRRbot: Plated Geopede [1R] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | First strike / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Plated Geopede gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Juliamon: Geopeeede
RegulusPratus: I'm thinking Simic fivecolor
LRRbot: Hagra Diabolist [4B] | Creature β€” Ogre Shaman Ally [3/2] | Whenever Hagra Diabolist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player lose life equal to the number of Allies you control.
PixelArtDragon: You might be able to oops into a +1/+1/ counter synergy
LRRbot: Beastmaster Ascension [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control attacks, you may put a quest counter on Beastmaster Ascension. / As long as Beastmaster Ascension has seven or more quest counters on it, creatures you control get +5/+5.
circusofkirkus: CUPS
RandomTrivia: Oh boy that ascension
ttkblazer97: ooof beastmaster
gnome_friend: ooh nice
Veste: green it is
Sogheim: bucket!
RandomTrivia: Bucket island HYPE!
BrowneePoints: Teacup Island!
F1SHOR: so we green atleast
secretbranch: cupp
sheer_falacy: I see green in his future
ChargingFerret: beastmaster is pretty good
djangoman11: so green
MelvinMTG: ca't lose bucket island
kumatsu: I own the original sketch of Beastmaster Ascension!
CastleOtranto: Oh, so green then?
Cartographers_Ink: Green!
DiscordianTokkan: Beastmaster is GOOD, IIRC
chaostreader: Sultai?
Fruan: Beastmaster is a house.
lamina5432: green
guardianzero666: just got here is anyone running mono crab mill
Wonderdoc: So UG and a splash?
RegulusPratus: Green and...?
Nuurgle: MoDual
LRRbot: Tanglesap [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures without trample.
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Survivalist [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Whenever Oran-Rief Survivalist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Oran-Rief Survivalist.
RandomTrivia: There are 9 planeswalkers possible in this format, 8 of which are unique characters. Only Nissa has 2 cards.
LRRbot: Snapping Gnarlid [1G] | Creature β€” Beast [2/2] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Snapping Gnarlid gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Void Attendant [2G] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [2/3] | Devoid / {1}{G}, Put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard: Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
guardianzero666 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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MelvinMTG: Ah, parasitic mechanics
BlightningHelix: The Zendikar World Tour seems very cool in concept
secretbranch: rogue tribal calling it
dividesBy0: !updog
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PixelArtDragon: I feel like the Zendikar sets before Rising were very into Shamans
gnome_friend: I'm making a Zendikar Masters Cube sort of thing
AbsenceOfGravitas: weirdly the most parasitic mechanic from the current set (party) is probably the zendikar mechanic with the most cross-blocks support
sheer_falacy: there were a lot of "cards" in blue
LRRbot: Rite of Replication [2UU] | Sorcery | Kicker {5} / Create a token that's a copy of target creature. If this spell was kicked, create five of those tokens instead.
LRRbot: Aether Figment [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [1/1] | Kicker {3} / Aether Figment can't be blocked. / If Aether Figment was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
RandomTrivia: Rite of Replication on Eldrazi Devastator - do it!!
LRRbot: Caller of Gales [U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | {1}{U}, {T}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Tempest Owl [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [1/2] | Kicker {4}{U} / Flying / When Tempest Owl enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, tap up to three target permanents.
LRRbot: Lethargy Trap [3U] | Instant β€” Trap | If three or more creatures are attacking, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Attacking creatures get βˆ’3/βˆ’0 until end of turn.
MelvinMTG: @AbsenceOfGravitas Then, by definition, is it not parasitic?
sheer_falacy: it's an instant?
Shadowner: trap vs opponents
GRrrrrat: tempest owl? more like storm crow
LRRbot: Spell Shrivel [2U] | Instant | Devoid / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
LRRbot: Mist Intruder [1U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Drone [1/2] | Devoid / Flying / Ingest
TehAmelie: would you say you're devoid of devoid?
LRRbot: Rush of Ice [U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}
RandomTrivia: Awaken, it's like Kicker but different
sblue333: Oh but Welkin Tern's fun?
sblue333: #Free StormCrow
sheer_falacy: if you play 5 colors your blue rare bomb works!
StreetRach: Graham's pool seems, sadly, very medium.
Shadowner: anything in the multicollored cards
KamikaziManiac: all-in Prism Aray
SquirrelEarl: Picture this: Rite of Replication, Target Stormcrow
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RandomTrivia: 5c Prism Array in sealed sounds awesome
LRRbot: Hagra Diabolist [4B] | Creature β€” Ogre Shaman Ally [3/2] | Whenever Hagra Diabolist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player lose life equal to the number of Allies you control.
J_Scales: Open another pack...
TehAmelie: but scrying only helps if you have good cards to scry
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the_kooyea: numotHELLO
LRRbot: Blood Seeker [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [1/1] | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.
Buxx345: gary's bad cousin
LRRbot: Crypt Ripper [2BB] | Creature β€” Shade [2/2] | Haste / {B}: Crypt Ripper gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Dix: Hey Chat
gnome_friend: hey Dix
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LRRbot: Demon's Grasp [4B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets βˆ’5/βˆ’5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wasteland Strangler [2B] | Creature β€” Eldrazi Processor [3/2] | Devoid / When Wasteland Strangler enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, target creature gets βˆ’3/βˆ’3 until end of turn.
the_kooyea: Evening
RandomTrivia: That's the beauty of it TehAmelie, we get to play all our good cards!
sblue333: what you want is creatures and to be aggressive to enable your green rares
sheer_falacy: !card skyfisher
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
sblue333: try gruul?
Allen3377: numotSAD numotSAD numotSAD
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Anyone cast a kicked Rite of Replication on a legendary creature?
ShaneLeeAtk: Allied Assault is just on brand.
LRRbot: Plated Geopede [1R] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | First strike / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Plated Geopede gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: Serge likes the #TeamChaos methodology?
brendonn: I have! felt like a fool very soon after
gnome_friend: Has he betrayed his team?
DoodlestheGreat: H! Just dropped by to pump up the ICE CREAM! Bye!
StreetRach: Temur?
the_kooyea: @allen3377 numotHELLO
AbsenceOfGravitas: It IS all sort of whoopsies
Allen3377: numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
gnome_friend: #TeamBug
orimazer: 5colour good stuff?
MelvinMTG: @LoadingReadyRun My partner's done it in a Riku deck with Mirror Gallery out. It was gross
sheer_falacy: pretty good if you make 5 Kroxas
gnome_friend: !findquote bug
LRRbot: Quote #5423: "No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?" β€”Heather [2018-10-20]
orimazer: good with converge...
Sogheim: @LoadingReadyRun the dream is Precursor Golem
sblue333: RUG
Wolveroo: @LoadingReadyRun Yes on a reaper King
volraths_bane: Temur looks good
LRRbot: Roil Spout [1WU] | Sorcery | Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / Awaken 4β€”{4}{W}{U}
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sblue333: Temur dawg
gizmofreak1: go grixis
sblue333: Surrak Punch
secretbranch: blue and green? powerful?? nooooo....
sblue333: All friends
LRRbot: Quest for the Gemblades [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a creature, you may put a quest counter on Quest for the Gemblades. / Remove a quest counter from Quest for the Gemblades and sacrifice it: Put four +1/+1 counters on target creature.
F1SHOR: always bug when its open
sblue333: Surrak Tragic Figur
gnome_friend: @secretbranch I mean during original Zendikar Red and Black were apparently the most powerful
LRRbot: Rush of Ice [U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}
freshmaker__: We in UG?! Just add Uro! 4Head Kappa
LRRbot: Welkin Tern [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [2/1] | Flying / Welkin Tern can block only creatures with flying.
dispozition: that's an awful lot of not creatures G
TehAmelie: "what sound does a whelkin tern make?"
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
StreetRach: Also try looking at Temur?
sheer_falacy: the storm crow is a 7 drop! a 7 drop 1/2
ZackTheCatKing: Hey all and LRR!
dispozition: Who needs bombs, go aggro
holidayMD: your green ally gets real big with rite
the_kooyea: numotHELLO
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:17.
gnome_friend: You're losing cat hair?
RunicScribe: Note that Rite can copy your opponent's creatures
FLAREdirector: take the cat hair
Relentless_Bread: just cheat and play uro
sblue333: yeee
LRRbot: Looming Spires | Land | Looming Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / When Looming Spires enters the battlefield, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. / {T}: Add {R}.
StreetRach: Kenji being a bad idea fairy.
TehAmelie: more puzzling than the final hand in a Gin Rummy game. . .
LRRbot: Roil Spout [1WU] | Sorcery | Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / Awaken 4β€”{4}{W}{U}
TimWinGame: Mardu aggro!
sheer_falacy: he doesn't really have that much in any color, sadly
gizmofreak1: go grixis spells graham
RegulusPratus: What if Naya?
axershigh: Commander?
Aaamann: Just got here, is this one of each Zendikar set, or is it just 2x of each of the big sets?
DiscordianTokkan: Jeskai
Fruan: Beastmaster's is worth splashing for.
brendonn: KKona
dividesBy0: Try 5 colour ok stuff?
Earthenone: marvel? :P
ritchards: which guy?
the_kooyea: @Aaamann two each big sets
FLAREdirector: "the new word" for jeskai
Meark: All color good stuff
orimazer: 5 colour colourless
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StreetRach: I don't think Graham opened any traps in green, Serge.
Goorguy: I'm on team five color
YurikosWife: I'm leaning towards Esper but I'm bad at limited
RegulusPratus: Is Blue actually worth running at all?
sheer_falacy: take a mulligan
the_kooyea: Grixis
Aaamann: Coolio, thanks @the_kooyea
Squigel: just play 70 card 5 colour
the_kooyea: @Aaamann np :)
DiscordianTokkan: "Please, my piles of cards, they are not so sick"
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shurtal: Zendikar World Tour, only with the power of ULTRA 64!.... months
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LRRbot: Angel of Renewal [5W] | Creature β€” Angel Ally [4/4] | Flying / When Angel of Renewal enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
freshmaker__: the... new term.. for jeskai.. Khans came out in *checks notes* 2014
chaostreader: @reguluspratus For Rite of Replication alone. Yes.
sblue333: hmmm
Nuurgle: ok, so Kenji wins round 1, let's see what James and Serge are rocking
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
maybe_a_random_name: Anyone else want him to open a new pool?
sblue333: As a viewer I like G playing the Bombs
control_rig: This... isn't bad...
Shadowner: a sad 3 color 40 card deck?
sblue333: Not bad
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
roxtonro: Magic is happening
sheer_falacy: tjat
KamikaziManiac: it's almost like R&D didn't prepare for this format :P
randus2003: What about grixas spells?
sheer_falacy: that's suspicious given planeswalkers
control_rig: This Jeskai buld isn't terrible. Probably the best we've seen so far
control_rig: *build
Dix: "uh yes hi, retailer? My packs seem to be defective in that I didn't open a stonking good pool?"
freshmaker__: I like jeskai with both uncommons and the rite
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control_rig: Keeeeeenji >:(
AP4rk3dC4r: that was spicy
TastyCactus: numotHMM
gizmofreak1: i think black has better removal than white
DiscordianTokkan: Might've been a spooky boi
control_rig: Wait does everyone have a planeswalker except G?
nyquister_: Episode 3 of Friday Night has a cameo tonight
ChargingFerret: everyone flexing on g with their mythics
historyman_admu: Serge getting a Chad?! that scans
StreetRach: IDK. Ascension and Inscription seem too good not to play. But ehhhhhh.... this is hard.
sblue333: If it doesn
DiscordianTokkan: Beast Master Ascension can be busted... as long as you have creatures that attack
j0xer: base camp isn't even good in normal draft
sblue333: If it dont feel good switch to the green for your second round?
StreetRach: The Assaut?
dividesBy0: What would be the equivalent of Base Camp/Animal Sanctuary, but covering Plants and Eldrazi?
StreetRach: Cut the Assault?
Solid_Fuel: its a trap!
ptay313: i think we cut the eldrazi. its a bit expensive
elah806: "Wall of Two Drops" is kind of your brand
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gnome_friend: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #4658: "They have more bears than I have nukes. Now I know how the Americans felt." β€”Cameron [2018-02-07]
StrengthOfTenTigers: Tinker, tailor...
gnome_friend: Warrior, Rogue
LRRbot: Arrow Volley Trap [3WW] | Instant β€” Trap | If four or more creatures are attacking, you may pay {1}{W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Arrow Volley Trap deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.
lithuasil: Sailor, Bear
djalternative: toss in that roil eruption?
LRRbot: Roil Spout [1WU] | Sorcery | Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / Awaken 4β€”{4}{W}{U}
KamikaziManiac: kenji saves the day
LRRbot: Teetering Peaks | Land | Teetering Peaks enters the battlefield tapped. / When Teetering Peaks enters the battlefield, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / {T}: Add {R}.
siltyroach: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:23.
j0xer: looking 6/6/6 to me cursed
RegulusPratus: Good ol' Red, White, and Blue. Vive la France
Shadowner: any alternate cost, or card effect that might effect the balance
nobe1676: numotYES numotYES numotYES numotYES
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footfungus880: how do I contribute to the ice cream challenge?
sheer_falacy: I am surprised that they put that low of a cap on point contributions
sheer_falacy: I guess people could dump hundreds of thousands of points into it and then it would be less of a group thing
sheer_falacy: if it weren't capped
Solid_Fuel: @footfungus880 click ont he points thingy
StreetRach: Then how are some people contributing 8000 - 16000 points?
sheer_falacy: you can do 2k per stream
Juliamon: StreetRach It's cumulative
sheer_falacy: it's cumulative
gnome_friend: It has cumulative upkeep
StreetRach: Aha. So in a future stream, if I contribute, it will so as say, 4000, or whathaveyou?
Juliamon: Point challenges haven't been implemented on the mobile app yet, so if you're on mobile you need to go into a browser.
Juliamon: Yup!
TehAmelie: it's funny, whenever i give points at the same time as other people, like four times so far, i'm the one who gets named. or i'm guessing it just shows that to me
StreetRach: Thanks for the explanation, Juliamon!
gnome_friend: !card elephant grass
LRRbot: Elephant Grass [G] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Black creatures can't attack you. / Nonblack creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
InsaneMuadib: what's this point challenge thing? I just got here and have 20k points to dump.
Juliamon: TehAmelie I think it just shows it for you
Juliamon: !icream
LRRbot: James in his hubris has challenged chat to give 10 million channel points so he'll go get Ice cream for the rest of LRR! You can contribute up to 2000 points per stream (you'll need to refresh between streams) so get cracking!
ShaneLeeAtk: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream
TehAmelie: weird detail
InsaneMuadib: thanks @juliamon
gnome_friend: !findquote hubris
LRRbot: Quote #7187: "It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding." β€”Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
cassaclyzm: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream
gnome_friend: Was that Gandalf's music?
fullofliesandbees: Who's done the most for icecream so far that we've seen? I've seen some 16,000s?
TehAmelie: hello again
ShaneLeeAtk: Glad to see Pizza John with us.
control_rig: Aw that was Gandalf's music!
cassaclyzm: A kingdom of card-type things
RegulusPratus: Could be any walker
lirazel64: Mean Johnny Green in the HOUSE!
Juliamon: fullofliesandbees If you count the number of streams since it went live (MoC was the first) you can figure out the maximum possible currently
control_rig: Gasp!
sheer_falacy: you'll be so surprised when it's Tibalt
StreetRach: And then Kenji plays without sleeves and makes us all sad.
chaostreader: It could be Nahiri for all we know.
CommanderPulsar: Baxter super suss.
polaris415: !roll d6
brendonn: LUL
62MGcobra: check the cat litter
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
FLAREdirector: incredible
hmwd138: What format is this and who are the other players?
sheer_falacy: I'm sure someone in chat could help
Loonatic93: Canadian or U.S. Half-Dollar?
sheer_falacy: this format is 2 packs of each zendikar sealed
TehAmelie: Baxter, that fiend. he knows he's untouchable by the house rules, he can get away with anything, and he does it
polaris415: Kenji "the sleeveless monster" Egashira
GRrrrrat: @hmwd138 sealed, two packs each of ZND, BFZ and ZNR
Nogrid: sealed with two packs each of ZEN, RTZ, and ZNR
sheer_falacy: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Nogrid: right BFZ, got that name mixed up
LRRbot: Tempest Owl [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [1/2] | Kicker {4}{U} / Flying / When Tempest Owl enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, tap up to three target permanents.
sheer_falacy: sadly he only gets one crow because it was the first spell cast that turn
GRrrrrat: @Nogrid and I messed up Zendikar LUL
TehAmelie: i hope there's been a whole cycle of Storm Crow-likes. Hurricane Hawk, Blizzard Tern, what have you
LRRbot: Slab Hammer [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. If you do, the creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
kamelion84: lol
cassaclyzm: This physical set-up works surprisingly well, at least to my filthy-casual eyes
sombreromunkey: LUL
control_rig: I want to be your. Slab Hammer. Why don't you call my name!
chaostreader: @tehamelie Not Tempest Tern?
TehAmelie: that would work
sheer_falacy: mana burn!
polaris415: tap tap... pass the turn
TehAmelie: Cataract Raven
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
circusofkirkus: TTPP
FLAREdirector: good old kozi-chan
gnome_friend: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3024: "Don't do math!" β€”Adam [2016-07-22]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL cassaclyzm thanks!
LRRbot: Welkin Tern [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [2/1] | Flying / Welkin Tern can block only creatures with flying.
gnome_friend: So many birds
gnome_friend: !findquote birds
LRRbot: Quote #5760: "I'm legally a bird now." β€”Paul [2019-01-24]
gnome_friend: lrrPAUL your thoughts?
sheer_falacy: I am very curious about the context for that
Shadowner: rough
Dmc3628: that was 2019 eons ago Paul could have been a bird and then shapeshifted bacl
Dix: o no
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL was that when I got the flight ability in Control?
Naarius: Tee hee, G's in danger
StreetRach: Graham, probably: I'm in danger!
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Lsaldana92: Math is still only for blockers
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gnome_friend: TrombOPaline!
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Loonatic93: I know this is a self-evident question. But permanents that used to tap for generic mana like Channeler now tap for colorless symbol mana, right?
LRRbot: Heartstabber Mosquito [3B] | Creature β€” Insect [2/2] | Kicker {2}{B} / Flying / When Heartstabber Mosquito enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target creature.
KamikaziManiac: stabby stabby
monakai: woof
circusofkirkus: straight to the heart
andesu: OOF!
NavelWarfare: O7
elah806: Ah yes, the beloved evergreen mechanic trompe l'oeil
mastershake29x: @Loonatic93 they always tapped for colorless, generic is a cost, not a type, of mana
TehAmelie: i read today about how hummingbirds often pick fights with animals 17,000 times their size. seems like something that tern would do with the colossus
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Mosquito that is apparently size of a bear NOPE
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie unforunately they can't interact in combat
FLAREdirector: oh god that is a horrifying mental image
Loonatic93: @mastershake29x Yeah, that's what I thought. Thank you!
MysticOwl: maybe it's a venomous mosquito
gnome_friend: Welkin tern flies too high up
Shadowner: 2 blockers 3 hp
MysticOwl: or it carries a deadly disease
TehAmelie: ah, fortunate for the colossus
FLAREdirector: kenji why do you not have sleeves
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LRRbot: Slab Hammer [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. If you do, the creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
gnome_friend: A mosquito with a hammer!
gnome_friend: Mosquitoes with hammers are somewhat worrying
sheer_falacy: don't worry, Graham has this
KamikaziManiac: Mosquitoes that stab your heart are also worrying.
the_kooyea: numotGASM
NavelWarfare: Bear sized mosquitoes of either variety are just terrifying
lithuasil: Graham untaps and plays two of the new pyroclasm?
TehAmelie: Mucklord sounds like an alternate universe version of Kingpin
Shadowner: and that party member in a bubble
kerplop1: lol the icecream challenge is already 74% done
LRRbot: Heartstabber Mosquito [3B] | Creature β€” Insect [2/2] | Kicker {2}{B} / Flying / When Heartstabber Mosquito enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target creature.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Lord of the Muck! aka TMZ?
Radyin: Did someone say these pools were of similar power level?
MysticOwl: I deduce Graham has a creature that returns target creature to its owner's hand
polaris415: kenji lies
polaris415: numotPOOP
LRRbot: Roil Spout [1WU] | Sorcery | Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / Awaken 4β€”{4}{W}{U}
sombreromunkey: the riffle shuffle NotLikeThis
StreetRach: Kenji, whyyy????
fdainez: Kenji likes to torture people, it's the only explanation
Juliamon: Because infuriating chat is fun, obviously
StreetRach: @fdainez, true, I've watched him play Fall Guys. :P
RandomTrivia: Oh Kenji, you delightful monster
sheer_falacy: maybe he has a forest in there instead of the planeswalker
sheer_falacy: but probably not
sheer_falacy: that forest is whatever card he chooses :)
StreetRach: It's okay, Graham, the Arena shuffler can't hurt you here.
Nogrid: flying cat hair
LRRbot: Glasspool Shore (front: Glasspool Mimic) | Land | Glasspool Shore enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Plated Geopede [1R] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | First strike / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Plated Geopede gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Aether Figment [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [1/1] | Kicker {3} / Aether Figment can't be blocked. / If Aether Figment was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Juliamon: oof
Dix: b i g o o f
Lordofironstorm: F
patbaer: F
nerhydas72: Bi goof
Loonatic93: It's got first strike, so it's not like it cant attack into that.
gnome_friend: TAINTED AETHER
Nogrid: poor graham
sheer_falacy: 1/1 first strike attacking into 2/2 goes kind of badly
Loonatic93: DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juliamon: First strike is not Double strike
gnome_friend: One is not two
Loonatic93: For some reason, I thought it was a 2/2. That's my B.
TheWriterAleph: just got here... we're still on round 1 game 1?
StreetRach: Yes
Juliamon: Round 1 game 2
gnome_friend: @TheWriterAleph game two
KamikaziManiac: R1G2
Loonatic93: I think I saw the +2/+2 and translated that to the creatures P/T.
sheer_falacy: oh the overlay doesn't show Kenji's win
StreetRach: Ah, yeah. G2
LRRbot: Sky Ruin Drake [4U] | Creature β€” Drake [2/5] | Flying
Juliamon: They didn't update the game thing but Kenji won the first one
RandomTrivia: Two ships, both alike in dignity, passing in the night
FLAREdirector: oh right it is game 2
KamikaziManiac: ooo, I forgot about Sky Ruin Drake
FLAREdirector: i remember now lol
TheWriterAleph: k thanks
KamikaziManiac: my kinda card
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nerhydas72: the ice cream goal jumped so much since yesterday
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thegrandpigeon: oh snap did they do a sealed draft with one or two packs from each of the labelled zendikar sets?
sheer_falacy: yes
KamikaziManiac: It's a 2/Big Flying
maybe_a_random_name: 2
RandomTrivia: Yes, its statline is 2/big
sheer_falacy: 2 packs
Juliamon: They sure did!
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thegrandpigeon: sweet idea!
FLAREdirector: 2 Big 2 Flying
nerhydas72: how can birds have big butts and still fly?
Juliamon: Two packs from each big set
FLAREdirector: i like big butts and i can yet fly
ptay313: @nerhydas72 if bees can do it, so can birds
elah806: I just met Ava in Animal Crossing and, uh, well "so much butt on that bird" sent me a little
TehAmelie: hey, we have seen a mosqito that's too big to fly. it's got to be magic
nerhydas72: @FLAREdirector lol
StreetRach: Two from Zendikar, two from BFZ, and two from ZNR.
nerhydas72: bees are exempt from physics
gnome_friend: Are bee sheds similarly exempt?
gnome_friend: Given their rust-proof properties?
RandomTrivia: They are, until you put a rust-proof coating on them
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LRRbot: Coastal Discovery [3U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. / Awaken 4β€”{5}{U}
gnome_friend: !subscribe bee shed facts
circusofkirkus: reduce reuse recycle :D
KamikaziManiac: lolol
ChrisTheLemming: Ack, i'm late! I wanted to ask why they did 2 ZEN, 2 BFZ and 2 ZNR instead of 1 each of ZEN, WWK, ROE, BFZ, OGW, and ZNR (which would also add up to 6 packs)
Slytherin42: numotWOW numotWOW numotWOW
bainard656: Kenji proving that he's a consumate pro by not having dice :)
FLAREdirector: because OGW sucked lmao
Peithoson: Rings of power
polaris415: I wanna go back to the bee shed
TehAmelie: people have made up theories about bees humming in key with superstrings to suspend physics to explain that thing about their wingspans being too small to fly that was discredited in 1916
Slytherin42: numotEMILY numotEMILY numotEMILY numotEMILY
StreetRach: Because that's what Card Kingdom sent them. IDK.
Juliamon: ChrisTheLemming That's a question for Card Kingdom, but presumably they only wanted to use large sets
MysticOwl: Kenji disappearing into Narnia to get some dice...
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Firm belief!
Juliamon: also yeah OGW would have been terrible for this
Peithoson: move to cheat step
ChrisTheLemming: fair enough, thanks :)
djalternative: I mean, we were fine with the ring but if you say so
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Strangely none of those creatures actually from Zendikar.
thegrandpigeon: clearly it's so you can do a combo of Rise of the Eldrazi, OGW, and Eldritch Moon next time!
LRRbot: Whiplash Trap [3UU] | Instant β€” Trap | If an opponent had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.
ChrisTheLemming: thanks for answering!
Earthenone: Community Challenge 75% Complete
sheer_falacy: 3/4, wow
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN 75%!! lrrHORN
djalternative: 75%!!!!!!!!!!!1
sheer_falacy: they're going to have so much eye cream
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN 75% HYPE! lrrHORN
TehAmelie: has it been 3 or 4 days?
RegulusPratus: Scream for your cream
patbaer: eyecream incoming
maybe_a_random_name: To my knowledge, it is hard to sell something that's sold out
DeM0nFiRe: jlrrIcream
brendonn: LUL
Earthenone: its good marketing, i had icecream myself earlier this stream
FLAREdirector: now i want ice cream
Juliamon: TehAmelie Tuesday morning
FLAREdirector: i should definitely seat some ice cream later
StreetRach: You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
cassaclyzm: I'm not going to lie, I popped in this evening for the express purpose of paying some more ice cream points. And wound up staying for the chill friendly voices.
nerhydas72: sadly i don't have ice cream, so chat is just reminding me constanty i don't have any
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I bought Lemon Raspberry Cheesecake ice cream today. It's SO good.
RandomTrivia: I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward
arrowbounce: How many points would it take to get James to hand-deliver ice cream to chat? Kappa
Earthenone: which figure?
Flyingdelorion: Thanx for reminding me!
djalternative: @MaxTurkeyFlaps me jelly
withr: !findquote Scream
LRRbot: Quote #2804: "Right. There's healthy. And screaming." β€”Alex [2016-06-15]
thethirdstageoflumpygravy: I prefer Datfigure
jdb399: wait did we already hit the points goal? I'm not seeing the option to donate points
MaxTurkeyFlaps: !findquote ice cream
LRRbot: Quote #5360: "This isn't dairy, it's ice cream." β€”Ben [2018-10-03]
TheWriterAleph: man seeing these old frames again is wild
Juliamon: MaxTurkeyFlaps I confess I would like that better NOT as ice cream
TehAmelie: why not dose figures?
LRRbot: Angel of Renewal [5W] | Creature β€” Angel Ally [4/4] | Flying / When Angel of Renewal enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
RassilonDND: oh right I can't ice cream on mobile :(
Peithoson: wheelerGuts
Juliamon: jdb399 Mobile app can't do it
Redcoaster: that flavor text is sick
Juliamon: You have to use a browser
gnome_friend: Exdratha- bog witch
gnome_friend: (Kathleen)
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Juliamon Agreed. But this came in a convenient box, no prep necessary!
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
LRRbot: Mire's Malice [3B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. / Awaken 3β€”{5}{B}
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL RassilonDND don't ice cream on mobile, you'll get your phone all sticky
sheer_falacy: rude
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
KamikaziManiac: goodbye Kor Skyfisher :(
RassilonDND: LuvGift lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: Oh look, a second white source!
KamikaziManiac: lawl
LRRbot: Tempest Owl [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [1/2] | Kicker {4}{U} / Flying / When Tempest Owl enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, tap up to three target permanents.
Juliamon: I actually didn't visit my neighborhood ice cream stand at all this year, for the first time ever. Feels bad, but safe.
Earthenone: sleepy owl
gnome_friend: Happy shaky owl!
RassilonDND: I tapp two creatures and a kenji
Nightecho06: what figure
sheer_falacy: storm crow is popping off!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Pls no kick owl
LRRbot: Clutch of Currents [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}
KamikaziManiac: niiiice
lithuasil: Don't kick owls, they get beligerent
n3ther: lol
LRRbot: Welkin Tern [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [2/1] | Flying / Welkin Tern can block only creatures with flying.
randomletters5: hi
kamelion84: wow
MasterC95: he's got a wizard thoooo
dividesBy0: Noting that wizard is still in play with the bubble
Earthenone: build your own dinrova horror
polaris415: numotHOLD numotHOLD numotHOLD
RandomTrivia: He can't keep getting away with it!
cassaclyzm: He could have had it all, rollin' in the deep
control_rig: What an amazing Tern!
Slytherin42: numotHOLD numotHOLD numotHOLD
elah806: reel em in, reel em in, we got a big one
MaxTurkeyFlaps: lrrFINE
sheer_falacy: @dividesBy0 not super relevant vs a 1 card hand
thegrandpigeon: what a scalding tern!
RassilonDND: baby owls are so creepy!
LRRbot: Voracious Null [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/2] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Voracious Null. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
GRrrrrat: why didn't he swing with flyers? kenji can't double block angel, since he has to block both flyers, so he would have 3 turn lethal with angel killing all chumpers
StreetRach: Roil Eruption off the top, one time!
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
control_rig: The blowout
Dix: lol
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh DANG
kamelion84: wow
Dix: d a d d y
control_rig: Boooooo
Juliamon: Heeeere's Daddy!
n3ther: daddy
FLAREdirector: yoooooooo
RandomTrivia: Welp
SeismicLawns: graham just cries now
FLAREdirector: get Mark'd
TehAmelie: our Markov chains did not predict this!
RandomTrivia: Markov or Bust? Markov it is!
polaris415: F for Graham
sheer_falacy: balanced game btw
GamesAndInk: The only winning move was not to play.
gnome_friend: !findquote markov
LRRbot: Quote #4227: "I am a Markov chain." β€”Ian [2017-05-27]
TheWriterAleph: oh hi markov
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
Slytherin42: numotWOW numotGRIEF numotWOW numotGRIEF
adambomb625: BY gawd that's Sorin's music!!!
Ryenji: :)
control_rig: HAHAHAAHAHAH
RandomTrivia: OOOOO
StreetRach: YAAAAAASSSS
Nightecho06: hahaha
Dix: HA
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kamelion84: lol
djangoman11: set my life total to 10 daddy Sorin
KamikaziManiac: niiiiiice
Goorguy: LOL
Naarius: benginDab benginDab benginDab
andesu: BOOO
control_rig: Yaaaaasssss
sheer_falacy: nice!
HadesLeprechaun: WOW
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
jpd3k: yooooooo
trilemma85: 10 would have been a better life total to be at.
ttkblazer97: burn for game!!!
polaris415: RIP KENJI
n3ther: KEKW
philippekav: nice
SeismicLawns: !findquote sorin
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RandomTrivia: POGGERS!
TheWriterAleph: YES i was waiting for him to find it
lithuasil: Karma for shooting the poor owl
WolfgangCloud: Should have gone to 10!
control_rig: Yes G, YES
nerhydas72: bi goof
FLAREdirector: INCREDIBLE
GRrrrrat: punished for greed KEKW
monakai: Where's your mythic now?!
fullofliesandbees: Dude this game!
patbaer: what up, highlight reel.
frozenphoenix7: Should have put yourself to 10
joeb51982: Kreygasm
TehAmelie: what a turnaround
Lordofironstorm: lrrGOAT there
Slytherin42: numotSAD numotSAD numotSAD
Goorguy: The scariest question in magic. "What are you at?"
Dix: The classic "What are you at?" got em
jpd3k: Clap GG Clap
thegrandpigeon: okay that was actually a scalding turn
tehogwillie: LUL chat pros
adambomb625: RTFC chat
TehAmelie: you can't declare yourself as an opponent? this game is so unrealistic
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sorin arrives "I am late? oh, I see you are busy"
WolfgangCloud: Sorry
control_rig: Wow. Nice G.
frozenphoenix7: Nah, put G to 10. 6 more on the way out
jpd3k: ROTC chat SMOrc
DeM0nFiRe: "oh ok"
thekanadier: Kenji riffle shuffling poor Markov
StalinRuSH: should of made yourself the opponent
RegulusPratus: wat u @ bro
Lordofironstorm: What if I'm my own worst enemy, tho? Kappa
TehAmelie: exactly
KamikaziManiac: lol
RassilonDND: hey judge, what happens if I misrepresent my life total by accident (like 3 instead of 4)
brendonn: LUL
FLAREdirector: that's very good
jpd3k: LUL
RandomTrivia: wut
control_rig: Sooooo keep?
sheer_falacy: sweet landfall hand
circusofkirkus: wait, James you're not supposed to be playing this match :P
TotallyNotaBeholder: 80% done, James challenged chat
e_bloc: never lucky Kenji
Nameless_Sword: wow... what a hand
Dix: Man.. Kenji is playing by the ORIGINAL Mulligan rules
Kreiseler: that's a free mull right?
monakai: Ooh, old school mulligan.
Diabore: james? is that you?
Nameless_Sword: great for landfall
Slytherin42: numotFLOOD numotFLOOD numotFLOOD numotFLOOD
ashteranic: james?
n3ther: perfect hand
1y1e: silly nummy, you hand is face up Kappa
TotallyNotaBeholder: Also, how Kenji, how
Kreiseler: per 1995 rules
thegrandpigeon: arena shuffling failed
lithuasil: Kenji, that's Markov Mana!
jpd3k: why is he mulling tho? BibleThump
TehAmelie: that ought to give you a free mulligan, old school style
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All land mulligan is free under classic rules.
Lsaldana92: where is james?
shurtal: Is Kenji southern James?
233 raiders from Bengineering have joined!
KamikaziManiac: but Kenji's deck is full of 7-drops :(
ImVerySleuthy: Hand smoother will get you out of that Kappa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Hi Ben raiders!
gnome_friend: Welcome lrrBEN raiders!
YawnLance: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Plaid Posse!@
TheAinMAP: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
sheer_falacy: raid just missed 7 land
CaptainTalon447: Hello! rooDuck
withr: Hi Ben Raid
FenrisSchafer: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
theanthonydee: benginDab benginDab benginDab
A_Dub888: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
RandomTrivia: Hello raiding friends! lrrBEN benginHEART
Nameless_Sword: Hey Plaid Posse
control_rig: Welcome Benjineering Raiders!
philippekav: shigiDanceLeft shigiDanceRight
Phailhammer: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid lrrHORN
Calaban161: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Natedogg2: Just blanking their discard.
Q_sic: benginDab
ashteranic: Ben's raid just missed the best mulligan ever
RandomTrivia: benginHeart
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MrPolyK: lrrAWESOME lrrHAM lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
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e_bloc: 7
Kreiseler: 7 times*
boopboopbiboop: How did James get in Kenji's house to cut?
FLAREdirector: you love to see it
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kreiseler: there are more permutations of a 52 card deck than there are atoms in our galaxy.
StreetRach: lrrHORN
drthvd3r: The imperfect shuffling actually adds to the randomness.
JonnyGlitch: The last pre release I went to I drew a hand of no lands, then a hand of all lands
Kreiseler: or something like that
MegaDosX: Why wouldn't you keep that?
MegaDosX: :p
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Um Akshually, perfect riffle shuffles aren't random
SAJewers: wait, that wasn't james? lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: James would say that--he draws 7 land every game
adambomb625: Kenji can't block Warriors
sheer_falacy: 52 factorial pretty big number
LRRbot: Welkin Tern [1U] | Creature β€” Bird [2/1] | Flying / Welkin Tern can block only creatures with flying.
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
KamikaziManiac: said the thing
jpd3k: tern puns BibleThump
JonnyGlitch: inclusiveor
RandomTrivia: Aha, Graham is terning it around!
Nameless_Sword: what a tern around
A_Dub888: Terning, Terning, lrrWOW
Wonderdoc: A 10 tern clock it seems
thegrandpigeon: what a welkin tern of a events
sheer_falacy: and the sad part is he can't pun back until it's his tern
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @A_Dub888 '
PixelArtDragon: I see you have both tabled your terns!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I think 52 factorial is... approximately 86 followed by 70 zeroes?
Officinalis: It's my tern now.
circusofkirkus: what a tern of events
TehAmelie: 52! = almost a 1 with 69 zeroes
chrono2x: The natural
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: For every season tern tern tern
JonnyGlitch: One good Tern deserves another
Nameless_Sword: the natural jeskai
weff47: Graham made natural tron
DeM0nFiRe: The worst feeling ever is going to make a joke and seeing someone else just made it :P
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @TehAmelie That sounds more correct than my estimation.
Natedogg2: Attacking Tern after Tern.
thegrandpigeon: does this format have ternimate?
Goorguy: Kenji "floating mana" The Nummy
TehAmelie: 68, even. sadly.
MegaDosX: I also like how we're already 75% of the way to finishing with James' hubris
PixelArtDragon: Wait, wasn't mana burn still a thing in OG Zendikar?
jpd3k: As The Zendikar World Terns CoolStoryBob
Hexy_Lexy234: who else is playing tonight?
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Loonatic93: Luke or Butch?
Nameless_Sword: oh my the bushwacker!
control_rig: Wow
KartoffelKaiser: my bushes NotLikeThis
gnome_friend whacks a bush
Diabore: OH HECK, 2nd punch a chunk is next saturday!
control_rig: What a bushwhack
FLAREdirector: no i'm pretty sure mana burn was taken out prior to zendikar
FLAREdirector: i THINK
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: love bushwhacker, I've done so many fun attacks with it
MegaDosX: Kenji got whacked!
CaptainTalon447: I assume this is socially distant Magic?
cassaclyzm: Kicked Bushwhacker sounds like a name from Space Mutiny
Officinalis: Half full party.
Nameless_Sword: did kenji just get bushwacked!?
KamikaziManiac: takes it, like a man with a Horned Turtle in hand
WolfgangCloud: @PixelArtDragon ended with core set 2010
sheer_falacy: socially very distant
MaxLSilver: Seeing someone tap all their mana and not doing anything still gives me mana burn twitch.
e_bloc: the most distant
freshmaker__: why does he love to whack bushes so much?
DanTheMediocre: Powerful whacking
jpd3k: no, in your deck. count!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Is Kenji in Seattle?
Naarius: Wait... isn't LRR on an island? There's a body of water between them and most things
FLAREdirector: i've definitely seen some bushes in my time that i want to whack
StalinRuSH: a body of water?
JonnyGlitch: Are you still running the James build of the card reader?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Deck Archetype: RU Flyers and direct damage: Tern and Burn
FLAREdirector: he's not alone in that
Driosenth: There's a body of water separating Victoria from all the world
e_bloc: mambo number five
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @StalinRuSH Graham is in Victoria BC, on Vancouver Island
StalinRuSH: ohh right
tangokilo421: I forgot y'all were on the island for a hot second, couldn't figure out what body of water was between mainland Canda and the USA
sheer_falacy: but if Graham were against anyone else in this there would be 0 bodies of water between them
sheer_falacy: so it does contrast that
Kreiseler: you mean tern//burn, right?
LRRbot: Glasspool Shore (front: Glasspool Mimic) | Land | Glasspool Shore enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
sheer_falacy: oof, needing to play mimic as an island hurts
MegaDosX: Yeah but Kenji doesn't have a beard to stroke
MegaDosX: So it's not quite the same
n3ther: numotHMM
Nameless_Sword: ooo the combo!
control_rig: Oooooooohhhhhh
jpd3k: finger + chin = BIG thoughts
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge, causing a surge
Pharmacistjudge: permanent
MegaDosX: GROSS
control_rig: Yooooooo
sheer_falacy: noice
RandomTrivia: Big brain Graham over here
kamelion84: wow
Nameless_Sword: kenji got DOUBLE bushwacked!
Dix: CHOO CHOOOOO
KartoffelKaiser: NotLikeThis MY BUSHES NotLikeThis
Xx_JAG_xX: MY BRIAN
AliceLovelin: HahaSweat
Max_Mckayful: Whoa, Kenji sighting? Just tuned in, what a neat friend treat!!!
KartoffelKaiser: but PogChamp tho
MegaDosX: Graham brought the pain train to Kenji's face
sheer_falacy: and I thought they were going to be eternal
control_rig: Wow G, that was a PLAY
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice play
gnome_friend: THE BUSHES
Lordofironstorm: Tern on Tern volience
ptay313: lrrGRAHAM_TK
Nameless_Sword: double whacked... by the same bushwacker
control_rig: Oh no
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
PixelArtDragon: For every season, tern, tern, tern...
ChargingFerret: too bad that sorin says target opponent
KartoffelKaiser: The Kov Father PogChamp
chrisfedelleck: yes!
bradlby: don't wake daddy
control_rig: Man. I hope G wins
RandomTrivia: In limited you want to pick up a land, in pauper you want to pick up a prophetic prism
Kreiseler: man coming from smooth brain riley's stream to this stream...the whiplash is ridiculous
Xx_JAG_xX: he could bring his life up to 10!!
orimazer: "daddy upticks on your bushy" is something
FLAREdirector: "uptick on your bushie"
kamelion84: katesScared
sheer_falacy: oh no he can take control of Graham's next tern!
Nogrid: that's a problem
Nameless_Sword: oh... sorin, how goes G come back from this
trilemma85: Are we going to ulti Sorin?
Fruan: Step lynx, geopede, bushwacker and skyfisher was a standard deck for a littlewhile there.
MegaDosX: Kenji could actually heal himself there, that's an interesting thought
Pharmacistjudge: 6 loyaty or 7 life
Pharmacistjudge: choices choices
Fruan: (12 fetchlands helped)
Earthenone: sorin and kenji combined have G's health
PixelArtDragon: Chat not reading the card. It says "opponent"
LRRbot: Torch Slinger [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Kicker {1}{R} / When Torch Slinger enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to target creature.
blue_lore: Kenji can no effect his own life with Sorin
blue_lore: not*
MegaDosX: Oh right, target opponent, my b
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
Xx_JAG_xX: aw jeez goofe up
control_rig: Yeah it's over :(
thegrandpigeon: sorin is saurin
RandomTrivia: Very few planeswalkers have removal on + abilities. That is a beating and a half
Perivale: I love Kenji's greed with Sorin
KamikaziManiac: don't worry MegaDos. Lots of chatters made that mistake last game as well
chrono2x: !card Sorin Markov
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sorin Popinov
thegrandpigeon: ah man i meant to spell soarin geez
MegaDosX: Only other planeswalker with removal on + I can think of offhand is Ugin, Spirit Dragon
ChargingFerret: garruk apex predator has planeswalker removal on a + ability
Pharmacistjudge: @RandomTrivia that's tends to be a feature of 6 cost planeswalkers on higher
gnome_friend: Why was Sorin on Zendikar besides to get in arguments with Nissa?
MegaDosX: !card garruk, apex predator
LRRbot: Garruk, Apex Predator [5BG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Garruk [5] | [+1]: Destroy another target planeswalker. / [+1]: Create a 3/3 black Beast creature token with deathtouch. / [βˆ’3]: Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to its toughness. / [βˆ’8]: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn."
Perivale: I hear that planeswalkers are good in limited?
damn_i_am_pretty: Eating the card, eliminates the card
ChargingFerret: !card nicol bolas
LRRbot: Nicol Bolas [2UUBBRR] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Nicol Bolas unless you pay {U}{B}{R}. / Whenever Nicol Bolas deals damage to an opponent, that player discards their hand.
LRRbot: Mire's Malice [3B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. / Awaken 3β€”{5}{B}
gnome_friend: to check on the hedrons?
Nightecho06: !eatthecard
MegaDosX: Yeah planeswalkers are pretty bomby in limited, let alone sealed
sheer_falacy: that might not be the bolas you meant
RandomTrivia: @ChargingFerret @Pharmacistjudge Both true, as always, 6+ mana planeswalkers are allowed to do whatever the hell they like
Nightecho06: !card
ChargingFerret: !card nicol bolas, planeswalker
ptay313: @gnome_friend he was there to fix the lock in the eye of Ugin that chandra had broken
gnome_friend: @ptay313 ah, but why couldn't they escape until Nissa did something or other then if the lock was broken?
frozenphoenix7: Lock was broken, Nissa tore it off.
chrono2x: @gnome_friend He was involved with sealing the eldrazi on Zendikar originally, which is part of the reason that Nahiri is so mad at him.
chrono2x: He was there to make sure they stayed sealed
MegaDosX: What a topdeck!
EsperDerek1: UGggghhhhh.
ptay313: yeah, they had started leaking out, Nissa broke the door off the hinges, hoping the eldrazi would just leave
RandomTrivia: Sarkhan broke the lock I believe, then Nissa freed them because she hoped they would leave Zendikar
TehAmelie: life steal is so underestimated
Frizzik: oof had to run out and bring my washing in as it started raining, glad i didnt miss the ending
Slytherin42: numotWOW numotWOW numotWOW numotWOW
RandomTrivia: Sarkhan in this instance was manipulated by Bolas
ChargingFerret: Sarkhan, Chandra, and Jace iirc
gnome_friend: Wasn't it that Jace, Chandra, and Sarkhan were all in it together
MegaDosX: It's literally just stopping Sorin from ulting, that's it
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
gnome_friend: And it needed three planeswalkers since Ugin, Nahiri, and Sorin made it?
ChargingFerret: !card sorin markov
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
chrono2x: Then Sorin did a big shrug emoji and told Nahiri to deal with it herself basically
pieisgood4u: sorin PogChamp
RandomTrivia: The lock at the Eye of Ugin required the presence of 3 sparks to open
sheer_falacy: Sorin ult might not even do much to Graham, frankly
chaostreader: @gnome_friend Sarkhan was on orders from Bolis.
KamikaziManiac: Attacking Sorin is just a better play in a vacuum than attacking Kenji
sheer_falacy: depending on topdeck
LRRbot: Whiplash Trap [3UU] | Instant β€” Trap | If an opponent had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.
nliang: Turns out a planeswalker is bonkers in limited
gnome_friend: I wonder how letting the eldrazi loose remotely helped Bolas- it didn't affect amonkhet?
RandomTrivia: @gnome_friend As yet unknown
KamikaziManiac: since Sorin is both killing Graham, and gaining Kenji life, you just hope to kill the Sorin at some point
RandomTrivia: I hope we find out at some point
Nightecho06: GG
ChargingFerret: yeah, that is an unresolved plot point
Nightecho06: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6135: "You can break the railings...with your face." β€”Cori [2019-06-19]
chaostreader: I believe that it was to distract a lot of planeswalker on Zendikar.
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CaptainTalon447: You guys gonna be able to return to the studio soon now that stuffs is slowing reopening?
thegrandpigeon: COPNn wins
Nameless_Sword: seems planeswalkers are powerful
MegaDosX: Until Sorin showed up, I guess :p
RandomTrivia: Ugin was studying the Eldrazi (what was left of them) maybe he will come across something deeper
Nightecho06: No, I think he is ready to choooose
Dix: Oh man lets goooo
chrono2x: Isn't Ugin sealed too?
TehAmelie: pretty funny you won just by using Sorin's + thing
gnome_friend: Oh yeah, maybe Ugin will go to Innistrad to investigate
MilkInBag: Wait, James never played Arena before?
damn_i_am_pretty: Duel of the Minecrafters!
ChargingFerret: didn't ugin end up sealing himself and bolas in the meditation realm at the end of war?
trilemma85: Happy start of Pizzamas, James.
gnome_friend: @trilemma85 doesn't it start on Monday?
blue_lore: James hasn't played Paper magic online?
Goorguy: Which board game?
RandomTrivia: @gnome_friend In particular there is a line from Ugin about not knowing what the purpose of the Eldrazi was, multiversally speaking
Kreiseler: what board game?
mowdownjoe: @ChargingFerret Not really sealed. Just volunteering to be the prison warden.
trilemma85: @gnome_friend It does, but he's wearing the relevant shirt on stream.
Dix: I have a clampy arm that screws into the bottom of the webcam
Goorguy: I use a paper towel holder
MegaDosX: Hey, the fact that you guys have made it work is impressive enough
DeM0nFiRe: Magic the Don't Gather Please
RandomTrivia: Oooooooh
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
KamikaziManiac: uhoh
thepirateofthesea: I've got a shoebox folded backwards with a book weighing it up
Nightecho06: Oh man thats even better
Nameless_Sword: Ob Nix boi
monakai: That'll be a scrap.
Shadowner: Chad n the boyzz
MegaDosX: Ob Nixilis vs Gideon?
FLAREdirector: nice
gnome_friend: #Teamserge
KamikaziManiac: only 1 red player :(
sheer_falacy: the mirror!
ChargingFerret: dueling abzan
FenrisSchafer: The 'Mirror'?
thegrandpigeon: but which chad is?
orimazer: that's literally the story
MegaDosX: Wait did he?
orimazer: lol
Ryenji: LUL
ChrisTheLemming: time to write a fan fic?
MegaDosX: Holy shit
gnome_friend: The Battle For Zendikar story
ptay313: 3 black players makes me happy
RegulusPratus: There was a mud wrestling fight
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gnome_friend: ALMOST killed
ArkhamArchivist: Serge vs Six Inches Of Muddy Water
trilemma85: How Ob Got His Spark Back
Wonderdoc: @thegrandpigeon the bfz one( og was in rise of eldrazi)
thegrandpigeon: yea just checked. ther was no gids in og zend
RandomTrivia: Ob Nix reignited his spark using the energy from the hedron circle featured on Aligned Hedron Network (which the gatewatch was using to hold Ulamog)
MalBeam: shawarma shamber?
ChargingFerret: didn't ob get his spark back through manipulating the leylines on Zendikar and messing with nissa?
zarezarethinks: Isnt that thing wrecking standard>
Pharmacistjudge: @trilemma85 the gatewatch was aligning the hedrons to make a weapon against the Eldrazi, and Ob just pretty much ate it.
Lordofironstorm: Shwarma Shwambler
ashteranic: damnit, now i'm hungry
RegulusPratus: Mmmm Shwarma
chaostreader: Is Serge’s entire board tilted?
ChargingFerret: the camera is
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LackingSanity_: serene Stuart
Masslost: serges land flex is strong
Juliamon: Serge's camera is at a slant, yes
Nightecho06: Is Serge on McBeefstick?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: James, what is your hat? What does the "P" stand for?
andy_reeed: Please tell me its Obzan because of a Ob Nixillus
Pharmacistjudge: umm. combat is not fighting Serge
LRRbot: Lifespring Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Officinalis: Judge! This man is curving out!
gnome_friend: strictly worse paradise druid lrrAWW
MegaDosX: James with the counterflex
RandomTrivia: Good old Hangarback Shambler
MegaDosX: Serge is curving out but James has the natural Abzan
Epikcs: god i love those lands
PixelArtDragon: It's easy to have perfect mana when you keep drawing lands
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, when you draw all lands, you're bound to get perfect mana Kappa
TheWriterAleph: both land games so strong, this game could go either way, folks
ptay313: james called perfect mana, this is where he draws 7 straight lands
Calaban161: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Dix: He said the thing!
RandomTrivia: LUL
Nightecho06: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1336: "Yay! LMAO!" β€”Alex [2015-12-22]
KaminaDuck: I'm so happy he said the thing!
ChargingFerret: the thing!
sheer_falacy: !findquote nowhere
LRRbot: Quote #2829: "Hooray! We got nowhere!" β€”Alex [2016-06-16]
Wonderdoc: Nice
fullofliesandbees: Looks like that could have been art from a Myst game.
FLAREdirector: nice
JonnyGlitch: !findquote nowhere
LRRbot: Quote #2829: "Hooray! We got nowhere!" β€”Alex [2016-06-16]
Kreiseler: they love when you point at the sign
thegrandpigeon: chadwick has arrived
RandomTrivia: Chad time whoooo!
brendonn: PogChamp
ChargingFerret: nice
Nameless_Sword: oh wow
ChrisTheLemming: noice
TotallyNotaBeholder: Does he have an Attitude?
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
djangoman11: deece
hey_kelvin: nice
TheWriterAleph: oh hey it's that guy
pieisgood4u: CHAD IS HERE WITH THE BOIS
GumGumBerserker: go chad
RandomTrivia: That would have been a brutal curve in standard. This is basically Chaos sealed. Oof
TehAmelie: Chad and the boy factory
Nameless_Sword: this was a pretty good chad
j0xer: so next game
LRRbot: Harrow [2G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ChrisTheLemming: *crash and the boys reference from scott pilgrim that i inevitably mess up*
DanTheMediocre: so it's the Has a ridiculous planeswalker decks versus the Does not have pw decks
Natedogg2: But if Harrow is countered, you still lose the land.
RegulusPratus: They reprinted Harrow after Invasion? Neat.
DanTheMediocre: is that squirrel a boy too?
StreetRach: Because it should be a sorcery. Lol.
RandomTrivia: Harrow is essentially Rampant Growth for 1. At instant speed. That also fixes you that turn.
RaklarLS: it's a knight disguised as a squirrel
TehAmelie: now that's a good Scott Pilgrim reference
GumGumBerserker: it's a little chad
lirazel64: Squirrel Warrior
ChrisTheLemming: @DanTheMediocre i appreciate you
GumGumBerserker: a ha chadlington as it were
lirazel64: We're in Redwall, apparently.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sir Squirrel
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
RandomTrivia: Serge: "Hold on, I need to read my Mythic"
sheer_falacy: that's his voice on Arena, right?
TehAmelie: i'll buy that's how Chad talks
Kreiseler: man can't wait to here voice act in arena soon
Nameless_Sword: nice art
GumGumBerserker: I wish
FLAREdirector: that was actually a great pinocchio impression i feel like
Diabore: chads a real dead boy now
FLAREdirector: i liked it
KamikaziManiac: the thing!
Nyxjbm: The voice acting was everything
RandomTrivia: And the same for Sarkhan the Masterless, but with a voice filter on it
ChargingFerret: james always has the land
Nameless_Sword: oh dear
Juliamon: There he is!
MegaDosX: I would love to see all of the LRRMTG guys do voice acting for MTG Arena
KartoffelKaiser: "haHA, get in here knight friend!"
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis, the Fallen [3BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [3/3] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player lose 3 life. If you do, put three +1/+1 counters on Ob Nixilis, the Fallen.
lamina5432: serge it's james would he not have the land
MegaDosX: Also, who else remembers when Serge dominated a Commander game with this exact card?
Nyxjbm: Do we get a voice for Ob too?
Kreiseler: why are you hitting me? I'm indestructible you fool haha
JonnyGlitch: what is that card?!?!
RandomTrivia: The tall vs the wide!
TotallyNotaBeholder: hot dang that's a powerful magic card
KartoffelKaiser: One Nixii Boi PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: oh look he blocks Chads all day lrrBEEJ
Nameless_Sword: thats gonna be a problem.....
Nightecho06: I see James leaning into his curse
mowdownjoe: Chad now having faced shoved into puddle.
GumGumBerserker: that blocks the Chad for days
JonnyGlitch: That card is INSANE
Shadowner: so its land pain and gain
FLAREdirector: this card is absolutely bonkers
KamikaziManiac: We have ourselves a Mythic-off
TheMortarPod: lots of mythics for sealed
sheer_falacy: it's ok, James won't draw anymore land
KartoffelKaiser: oh my god
LRRbot: Earthen Arms [1G] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent. / Awaken 4β€”{6}{G}
RandomTrivia: Slightly larger boi
gnome_friend: #TeamSerge
TheWriterAleph: PogChamp
Goorguy: Does that increase his loyalty? I've never seen that done
thegrandpigeon: time for chump?
GumGumBerserker: lrrFINE
TotallyNotaBeholder: Loyalty does not change
LoadingReadyRun: Ob Nixilis, the Fallen on his Keys
RandomTrivia: @Goorguy Loyalty counters are different from +1/+1 counters
DanTheMediocre: he can't do it again, just take the 7 here I'd say
KamikaziManiac: seperate counters
DanTheMediocre: ob will grow more
PixelArtDragon: #TeamCurse
ChargingFerret: but serge can still tick him up and attack with his board though
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thegrandpigeon: was that a vince mcmahon reference?
gnome_friend: So vascular?
Shadowner: so its only a creature when its own power activates
Lordofironstorm: So earthen
Nameless_Sword: brave.... very brave
ChargingFerret: missed the shambler tick up
MegaDosX: Are there any fetchlands like Evolving Wilds in the Zendikar sets?
gnome_friend: @MegaDosX in BFZ
ChrisTheLemming: evolving wilds was in BFZ iirc
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
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Nyxjbm: Fetches were in original zendikar
gnome_friend: also in Rise of the Eldrazi
Nogrid: he didn't grow?
Fistacles: oh
Dix: LEGGOO
ChargingFerret: oh yikes
djalternative: just got back from a quick dinner. who won round 1
mowdownjoe: @MegaDosX Yep, the actual Fetchlands.
Nameless_Sword: oh wow... that is also a GOOD card
RandomTrivia: And hypothetically, all 10 fetchlands are "in" BfZ
sheer_falacy: really leaning into that curse, yup
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is this when we tell James that we are roughly a day or two away from him buying everyone icecream
GumGumBerserker: can he find the land
JonnyGlitch: I feel like James might have this
RandomTrivia: "Oops, all Bombs!"
DeM0nFiRe: I have opened 3 packs while watching this stream, I got 2 felidar retreat including 1 showcase
FLAREdirector: oh i think it's totally plausible to get to ice cream from tonight's stream alone
thegrandpigeon: journey, which plays like a rare
Officinalis: The powerlevel is off the charts!
FLAREdirector: i could totally see that happening
KamikaziManiac: lolol
TheMortarPod: james is on 6 rares and 34 lands
GumGumBerserker: and will get there
TehAmelie: Timmy vs Timmy, ya love to see it
Diabore: serge is conserged
sheer_falacy: remember, James doesn't have a planeswalker so you have to feel sorry for him
gnome_friend: !findquote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #4721: "The score is 1-1, with two goals for Serge." β€”Serge [2018-03-03]
MegaDosX: If James doesn't miss land drops he has Serge on a clock
Nightecho06: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #3304: "I think James is playing. We should exclude him." β€”Alex [2016-08-24]
KamikaziManiac: Serge can easily win this
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX """if"""
MegaDosX: I know, @RandomTrivia :p
djalternative: again, who won round one? kenji or g?
MegaDosX: Kenji won @djalternative
KamikaziManiac: that's that
Kreiseler: sacrifice Gideon, show him who's boss
djalternative: thanks
ChargingFerret: the squirrel is actually a 2/2 knight ally though
tergonis: Sir Nutter Butter
MegaDosX: I was about to say, I'm not super familiar with older cards, but I don't think Gideon makes squirrels :p
TheWriterAleph: "The squirrel IS a knight, I swear!"
Goorguy: As Rosewater intended
Nogrid: what is the minus on that giddeon?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sir Fluffy Butt
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: It's just Kronk
Hexy_Lexy234: chad confirmed as Kronk
GumGumBerserker: its voice
sheer_falacy: Chad, Disney Princess
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: and perfect
Zed_Arthen: Gideon is Kronk confirmed
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Graham I had a mouthful of water
Diabore: right, that should have been lethal then
Countjondi: Gideon has become a Deranged Hermit.,...
RandomTrivia: Doesn't he know the power of Squirrels? It only takes 15 of them to kill Emrakul!
Meark: Ah, the sequel to shovel knight, Squirrel Knight!
GRrrrrat: well, if he has to fight Emrakul, squirrels are his best help
thegrandpigeon: if a squirrel is normally a 1/1, is a chipmunk a 0/1?
TehAmelie: it's 2020, Chad can have squirrellink
lamina5432: serge it's james the curse is real
ChargingFerret: agh! missing the grow on end step,
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Demon's Disciple: "wait! I'M getting Sacrificed? This isn't right"
thegrandpigeon: and would a racoon be a 1/2?
Nightecho06: !findquote kuzko
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Nightecho06: !findquote poison
LRRbot: Quote #5293: "The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire." β€”Dale [2018-08-27]
sheer_falacy: and the cat beast was back, the very next day
GamesAndInk: Amazing emperor's new groove ref
GumGumBerserker: the racoon should have skulk though
TehAmelie: a whole human soldier is typically a 1/1. . .
j0xer: ultimatum?
Diabore: oh no
RuiFaleiro: @LoadingReadyRun Ah, the Leopards Eating Faces party.
TheWriterAleph: wow, that dice friends was two years ago? i remember that session
polaris415: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: Perfectly ordinary human noises
zer0killstreams: you guys have made me want to play magic, much to my fiance's joy
MegaDosX: That's a lot of mana for a 3/3 lifelink flyer, but James needs all the help he can get against the Chad army I think
Countjondi: awww
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm content to just watch magic anymore
JonnyGlitch: birb!
Epikcs: it's a fun game until you go against 4 pacifism :(
TheWriterAleph: two more land drops and bat swings and James wins PogChamp
gnome_friend: WREN!
TheMortarPod: cant he give his creatures vigilance and start donking with ob nix
TotallyNotaBeholder: MTG Arena is free (and you can play a decent amount free too if you have some time to put in it each day)
JonnyGlitch: tweet tweekity tweet tweeken!
djalternative: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
Countjondi: JUST a 12/12
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis, the Fallen [3BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Demon [3/3] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player lose 3 life. If you do, put three +1/+1 counters on Ob Nixilis, the Fallen.
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GumGumBerserker: it doesn't even fly
jessieimproved: I've watched LRR play a lot of Magic. I have learned very little, but been entertained.
InsaneVioletMage: Love watching you play magic and playing stellaris myself
j0xer: done the only damage james has done so far
RandomTrivia: He's a demon but doesn't fly, he isn't menacing or intimidating.
Kreiseler: just a 12/12?! I got two jobs!
TehAmelie: Ob has Serge on a four land clock
splitopenandmelt: MagicFest in 2021?
MegaDosX: If anyone wants to see the Commander stream when Serge called his own Ob Nixilis a vanilla creature: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVUDqnr1bl8
Himyul: cats are clearly on the side of evil
Masslost: if only fling was a option
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Goorguy: Lifegain on the bat
TotallyNotaBeholder: Can he survive the crackback?
gnome_friend: Gideon sings a glorious anthem
gnome_friend: He's a good singer
ChargingFerret: the attack makes it seem like he can
thegrandpigeon: gideon prob sings classic rock
lamina5432: the squirls are vigilant right?
GumGumBerserker: I am imagining Chad playing pan flute
GRrrrrat: !card, Gideon+ally
GRrrrrat: !card Gideon+ally
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TehAmelie: i'm imagining him singing Tubthumping
Diabore: !card gideon, ally
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
GRrrrrat: @Diabore thanks
Diabore: np
Diabore: serge?
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Desruprot: this is an interesting format
thegrandpigeon: gideon and tubthumping is perfect. that or indestructible by the matt good band but idk if anyone knows that these days
ChargingFerret: not squirrel token one?
sheer_falacy: steward on the shambles I think?
j0xer: you have lifesteal
TheWriterAleph: block the 2/2 with the lifelinker?
Romanator0: doesn't the flyer have lifelink?
sheer_falacy: he only has lifesteal if he blocks with it
ChargingFerret: serge can pump his team?
MegaDosX: Flyer does have lifelink, but it'll die to whatever it blocks if Serge pumps
MegaDosX: He wants to save it to kill Gideon but he has to block with it
blue_lore: james and serge can't see the chat can they?
Diabore: um, cant james just make profitable blocks and win?
Desruprot: Richard Garfield
ChargingFerret: and if serge doesn't have a way to kill ob nixilis, he loses on the crackback
gnome_friend: Richard Garfield PhD?
pieisgood4u: he doesnt need to kill gideon, he wins if he survives the block
sheer_falacy: !card richard garfield
LRRbot: Richard Garfield, Ph.D. [3UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Designer [2/2] | You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
RandomTrivia: A happy Phelddagrif
j0xer: he can just kill serge on the back swing right?
Nogrid: is there a reason james isn't making his shambler bigger?
TheMortarPod: no, one of the creatures has vigilance
MegaDosX: James has one thing he can do that Serge can see
ChargingFerret: nice serge
MegaDosX: Good guy Serge
RandomTrivia: Serge, not Snerge confirmed
F1SHOR: see and people try saying serge is a villain
TheMortarPod: if he draws land he wins Im pretty sure
TheWriterAleph: Serge is too pure for this world :(
Diabore: and now james wins a game of magic!
j0xer: the vig creature dies though
GumGumBerserker: nicest villain ever for sure
sheer_falacy: you either die a villain or see yourself live long enough to become a hero
Diabore: @TheMortarPod james has a 12/12 and serge has no blocker or mana
withr: and serge loses to ob
MegaDosX: James can crack back and kill Gideon, but he's on shaky ground without another creature here
circusofkirkus: isn't serge just dead to ob?
ChargingFerret: serge is DoB?
pieisgood4u: he swings with ob and wins???
MegaDosX: Or he can just kill Serge actually
Officinalis: Wait...doesn't James just swing?
SerGarretCameron: That is a line.
Redcoaster: jeez still g1
gnome_friend dobs
RandomTrivia: Serge attempting the Planeswalker mindgames line
Diabore: good news?
LRRbot: Harrow [2G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
GumGumBerserker: aren't the knights vigalant
sheer_falacy: I don't think the harrow was particularly necessary
MegaDosX: In a sealed deck with probably no non-basics, surely James is out of land :p
RandomTrivia: Not Gideon's knights
gnome_friend: Knight allies are somehow less vigilant than regular knights
GRrrrrat: @GumGumBerserker they aren't
Masslost: shambler should be untapped
Desruprot: Shambler should be untapped right?
RandomTrivia: Musn't let Serge untap with Chad, after all
GumGumBerserker: ahh terrible knights as knights go
ChargingFerret: !card gideon ally of
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
MegaDosX: 20 damage total
Morendur: lol, I was wondering about that
gnome_friend dobs
Desruprot: they dont have vigilance, but they are Allies
ptay313: turns out, rares are good in limited
Morendur: I'm like, isn't Serge dead anyways?
RandomTrivia: In exchange for Vigilance, they get a relevant creature type
gnome_friend: !findquote dob
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: i think Ob was at 18/18, like that matters
GumGumBerserker: great game
MegaDosX: Serge got hit with karma from two years ago with Ob Nixilis killing him :p
thegrandpigeon: chad sad
ChargingFerret: james missed 2 shambler activations by my count
Diabore: serge had a turn where he could win, and then it went away
F1SHOR: this is just angsty youth ob
SquirrelEarl: Well in between his two stints as planeswalker
j0xer: time to side in a swords to plowshares from the highlander deck
GumGumBerserker: ob is kind of a Walker... later in his life
ptay313: he's not a planeswalker *again* yet
NarishmaReborn: nah gideons defeat was on amonkhet plane
Wonderdoc: I mean Ob was a Planeswalker before this and afterwards
RandomTrivia: He was a human planeswalker, then he was a demon planeswalker, then he was just a demon, then he was a demon planeswalker again
FLAREdirector: i will not fear. fear is the chad-killer
Super_Sophomoric: I learned something today
Desruprot: yeah Ob had quite the transformation
TehAmelie: I get knocked down, but I get up againβ™«
thegrandpigeon: if chad plays to tubthumping on pan flute, Ob nixilius plays Metallica with horns. GET IT? HORNS?
TheBearBee: well actually Graham, ob at this time is a planeswalker. it's just that nahiri has sealed his abilities
RandomTrivia: Oops, all Bombs is a powerful archetype in sealed
F1SHOR: wait human ob was a walker? i never knew that!
circusofkirkus: :( crabs
TheBearBee: pushes up glasses
TheWriterAleph: oops all crabs .dec
Desruprot: @F1SHOR yeah one of the OG planeswalker commanders
gnome_friend: !card ob nixilis of the black oath
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nixilis [3] | [+2]: Each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. / [βˆ’2]: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. You lose 2 life. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the sacrificed creature's power." / Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath can be your commander.
F1SHOR: wel the more you know :)
Meark: Ice age <3
ttkblazer97: tempest
Meark: I love the snow covered lands
ptay313: love ice age basics
F1SHOR: ahh the 1/1 death touch - serges main defence against Ob
gnome_friend: When is the nickname episode I wonder
MegaDosX: So James is literally playing Abzan counters then. Neat.
Desruprot: 1/1 deathtouch for 1 and in green
GumGumBerserker: it's a good defense.
djalternative: oh right. I meant to check that
cassaclyzm: I keep hearing Mosh Pit Skeleton and that's metal as heck
LRRbot: Lifespring Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
freshmaker__: If you find yourself with Mossy P, please consult a doctor.
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
RandomTrivia: Ooh, the hard counter
LRRbot: Giant Scorpion [2B] | Creature β€” Scorpion [1/3] | Deathtouch
GumGumBerserker: would be a better card too I bed. would love mosh pit skeleton in the school set next year.
Desruprot: deathtouch for everybody
Solid_Fuel: schoolyard llogic
djalternative: nicknames are still set to m21 so not for a bit @gnome_friend
j0xer: some have poison counters
SmashTCG: not all spiders have reach
TheWriterAleph: yeah, like spiders and reach
SmashTCG: most do
freshmaker__: not even creature type giant
GumGumBerserker: a raver tower that throws death metal parties while learning black magick
warkettletwitch: hype!
Diabore: which double faced card?
LRRbot: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant [2WB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kor Cleric [3/3] | Lifelink / Whenever Orah, Skyclave Hierophant or another Cleric you control dies, return target Cleric card with lesser converted mana cost from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: So...Serge is on Abzan party?
mljesus6222: It’s not a scorpion without deathtouch, more so of a flightless bee
RandomTrivia: Tangled Vale I think?
MegaDosX: !card tangled vale
LRRbot: Tangled Vale (front: Tangled Florahedron) | Land | Tangled Vale enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
Redcoaster: "cool"
F1SHOR: i hate that card cause i kept losing to it in sealed
gnome_friend: !findquote cool
LRRbot: Quote #3323: "Being a Nazi doesn't make you cool!" β€”Ian [2016-08-29]
gnome_friend: ^^^
LRRbot: Tangled Vale (front: Tangled Florahedron) | Land | Tangled Vale enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}.
gnome_friend: Ian with the great advice
MegaDosX: I have a Naya landfall deck I made for funsies that runs a couple of them, so I recognised the land from that
NavelWarfare: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
Desruprot: Ob has left Zendikar at this point right?
gnome_friend: @Desruprot he was last seen on Ravnica
Diabore: @MegaDosX ive never played that one as a land, so i see why i didnt recognize the art
GumGumBerserker: he was in war for ravnica with the rest that were forced summoned
Nightecho06: Palms sweaty, rigatoni
blue_lore: if the land comes into play land how did serge cast the 4cmc card?
StageMgrRob: Question Serge the tangled vale, when did you play that?
MegaDosX: @Diabore I like it as a mana dork because it can be a land if you need it to, but if not then it's still useful
ZackTheCatKing: When did the Ice Cream! Challenge start?
F1SHOR: i always wondered about that rule but now the judge said it then it must be true!
Diabore: not the 3/3?
GumGumBerserker: lrrDILLY
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StreetRach: !card Lifespring Druid
LRRbot: Lifespring Druid [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Ice cream challenge started...four days ago? I think?
RandomTrivia: Ob left Zendikar after reigniting his spark near the end of the BfZ story, but not before he tormented the gatewatch some.
Juliamon: ZackTheCatKing During this week's Mine o'Clock on Tuesday
lamina5432: ice cream was last min'o'clock
Desruprot: Druid doesn't get into the party
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
codetravis: question for serge, why tap your creatures fully to attack but tap your lands for mana only at 45 degrees?
gnome_friend: We like to party
GumGumBerserker: that was English.... yes
MegaDosX: Gross
RandomTrivia: Woah!
Naarius: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
Super_Sophomoric: that venga bus quote just made me spit take
F1SHOR: WHAT!
sheer_falacy: sadly requires lesser cost
MegaDosX: At least they can't loop
tergonis: that is amazing
monakai: Hax!
MegaDosX: No, not much you could have done about that James
lochnessseammonster: coool game
glistening_negat0r: @blue_lore he cast Orah off of a mana dork after playing the tap land
GumGumBerserker: to shuffle manifested in real life
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
sheer_falacy: aurah
Juliamon: Oo-rah
Hexy_Lexy234: oraoraoraoraora
leebenningfield: Oh-rah
MegaDosX: "I play this Orah" "OK what are you attaching it to?" "No, not an aura, Orah"
niccus: when are we having Perr Manont
RandomTrivia: It's a Kor name, who knows, it might be pronounced Oh-ra
TheWriterAleph: oo-rah
SmashTCG: arra arra
gnome_friend: !card aura gnarlid
LRRbot: Aura Gnarlid [2G] | Creature β€” Beast [2/2] | Creatures with power less than Aura Gnarlid's power can't block it. / Aura Gnarlid gets +1/+1 for each Aura on the battlefield.
RandomTrivia: It might be pronounced Dave
NavelWarfare: Maybe the emphasis is different? Or-AH?
itomeshi: I agree, ooo-RAH! Like a Marine.
ArkhamArchivist: so "The Boys" are two clones of Orah, then?
freshmaker__: Orah's Aura. 1WB Enchantment - Aura
Hexy_Lexy234: the card is named "Heirophant" its 100% a JoJo's reference
Earthenone: uwu ra!
TehAmelie: i cast this aura on Orah, changing its type to. . .ouphe
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
vosharige: Is this a JoJo's reference?
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djalternative: I pronounce it Or-Ah but with a slightly rolled R
gnome_friend: OrAH1
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
MegaDosX: James has eighteen cards in his hand
gnome_friend: BUs IS COMING
MegaDosX: True story
sheer_falacy: I have 2 hands in my cards
RandomTrivia: All of them are Bolt
gnome_friend: We'mrakbus
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Spacepup: Not a huge magic guy but man I love to watch you have fun.
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Diabore: 3/3 for 3+3
RandomTrivia: That never occured to me, you pay 1 for each of its powers and toughnesses
TehAmelie: rules question. if i don't have any cards in hand due to not playing Magic, am i considered Hellbent?
K0nti0: Serge show how magic is done!
InquisitorGaia: @TehAmelie yes
Diabore: @TehAmelie please consult your local church if you think you may be hellbent
LRRbot: Earthen Arms [1G] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent. / Awaken 4β€”{6}{G}
djalternative: Earth In Arms = Hug The Earth
djalternative: Hug Gaia
MegaDosX: There's a cream for that, I think
TehAmelie: you can hug with earthen arms
Earthenone: im getting the weirdest notifications
Earthenone: :P
TheWriterAleph: Earthen Arms, Mossy P, this guy is wack
RayFK: Earthen Arms, when you just need to bone down with Mother Gaia
MaddogM: I've done the double rare in a pre-release with Tragic Arrogance - my opponent played around the first holding some bombs back. Playing the 2nd the following turn broke him
MegaDosX: Jordan pls
itomeshi: @TehAmelie Yes, except there's no card in play to get better, so the Hellbent status trigger fizzles.
TehAmelie: aww
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
LRRbot: Smite the Monstrous [3W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
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AlchemicalPanda: Woo!
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K0nti0: Wut
RandomTrivia: lrrJUDGE
MegaDosX: It shows up because Paul is a wizard
ChrisTheLemming: one more?
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Phailhammer: lrrPAUL
TheWriterAleph: them's some big dudes
Super_Sophomoric: that art for smite the monstrous is sick
Diabore: serge thats a 4 on the dice\
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djalternative: has twitch revealed the spoopy emote mods yet?
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Diabore: misrepresent game state, match loss
K0nti0: James go james!!!
DRMagnify: skeleton trigger
MegaDosX: Skelly boi
MegaDosX: Can make it a 5/5 next turn
TheWriterAleph: rattle me bones
gnome_friend: So if you like to party
Diabore: graham is now the arena screamer
gnome_friend: Come on and move your BONES
Naarius: Zendikards
MegaDosX: So if Graham is representing Arena, can we blame him for Kenji's 7-land hand due to the Arena shuffler?
djalternative: Let's get this party started, shall we?
gnome_friend: !birb
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TheWriterAleph: it's simple. you kill the bat, man
gnome_friend: Bats... aren't... BIRDs1
Naarius: If Graham is Arena, what is the autotapper?
RandomTrivia: Well played @TheWriterAleph , well played
MegaDosX: Three, it's a 5/5
F1SHOR: if this is just irl arena where are the pets :P
MegaDosX: Nope!
Desruprot: Ob so strong
Easilycrazyhat: Never played OG Zendikar. That Nixilis is crazy.
GumGumBerserker: magic monster bats might be though
MegaDosX: !card moss-pit skeleton
LRRbot: Moss-Pit Skeleton [BG] | Creature β€” Plant Skeleton [2/2] | Kicker {3} / If Moss-Pit Skeleton was kicked, it enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, if Moss-Pit Skeleton is in your graveyard, you may put Moss-Pit Skeleton on top of your library.
TheWriterAleph: now he's big-boned
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Ob Nixilis sees Smite the Monstrous go by and is insulted
gnome_friend: !findquote bone
LRRbot: Quote #5011: "Bones cost money son" β€”Cameron [2018-05-29]
GRrrrrat: why are there 5 counters on skelly instead of 3?
djalternative: @F1SHOR in the other room where they can't touch the cards
MillerDark: !judge
Diabore: @F1SHOR james has the dog pet and serge is allergic so he has emotes off
MegaDosX: Yeah James should make sure he has the right number of counters on his skeleton, if Serge had to do the same with his cat
Desruprot: I think you can get 3 of the 5 Obs in just Zendikar
GumGumBerserker: maybe he is doing total power like Serge a min ago
gnome_friend: Passe le biblioteque
Nightecho06: !findquote land
LRRbot: Quote #1070: "My tree turned some yarn into a butterfly, so I could eat some land. That happened." β€”Heather [2015-10-20]
MegaDosX: I mean, it is James you're talking about Serge
Diabore: james' moss pit die should say 3, not 5
Calaban161: It is James
MegaDosX: Oh wow, that's a draw
GumGumBerserker: or a few harrows
Diabore: OH NO
Goorguy: Oh noo
RandomTrivia: @Desruprot Only 2, the Fallen and Reignited. Unshackled was in M15
TheWriterAleph: ooooohhh PogChamp
Naarius: benginOh benginHeck
Solid_Fuel: oh no!
MegaDosX: "you control"
Diabore: it wasnt a land
CaptainSpam: Welp.
GumGumBerserker: oof
polaris415: welp
Naarius: Ouphe
MegaDosX: The world's most expensive Hagra Constrictor
monakai: Judge?
TheWriterAleph: uh collusion?? lrrJUDGE
Officinalis: How many chat bits to buy it for Serge?
historyman_admu: james' deck is sweet
RandomTrivia: Could use the opportunity to deliver ice cream
MegaDosX: He could swing with the swamp and the skeleton to get some damage in and keep Ob Nixilis back
Goorguy: The hagra constrictor is worth .04$
gnome_friend: Breckenridge Jazz Hands
j0xer: your attacks aren't that great tbh
AbsenceOfGravitas: loving the Ice Age plains
StalinRuSH: at least skelly
Nogrid: skele and swamp?
ptay313: is that 5 counters on the skeleton?
djalternative: Chicago Firefighters #WeAreFromChicago
MegaDosX: It should be three counters
MegaDosX: Skeleton is currently a 5/5
gnome_friend: As above
gnome_friend: (So below)
Diabore: @ptay313 it should be 3, but its a 5/5
gnome_friend: Go Yellowstone Magic
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @gnome_friend Unlimited Tacos! #OurTuesdayWillCome
ptay313: that's what i thought
stizzet: sylver15BoredGrim
MegaDosX: I don't think anyone assumed it was intentional
GumGumBerserker: lrrSLOTH_SG
MegaDosX: I suspect none of us think that James is a cheater :p
gnome_friend: #BlameJames
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Awwww Ob Nixilis never had a real friend
cotillion1850: What you see is what you get
Perivale: #blamejames
iridium_alchemist: reminder swamp is also a 5/5 due to land
itsthelos: πŸ‘
ShoujoAGoGo: Hi hiiii! Coming in on a Magic night <3
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GumGumBerserker: magic equivalent of magic missile the darkness. blocking a swamp
ShoujoAGoGo: shoujo4Yayyyy shoujo4Yayyyy shoujo4Yayyyy
MegaDosX: Orah's pretty good if you have the appropriate density of clerics in your deck
itsthelos: shoujo4Yayyyy
ptay313: James: Ob Nixilis is my friend! Ob Nixilis: We aren't friends
MadCelt: shoujo4Yayyyy
StalinRuSH: and hes mr flood
MegaDosX: It is James we're talking about
MegaDosX: He's found a way to weaponise the curse
Redartifice: I don't know if I'd want ob nixilis as a friend, he's not a nice guy
RandomTrivia: James is also John Avon incarnate
gnome_friend: !card bump in
LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
MaddogM: James should always play landfall
MadCelt: What types decks are you two playing with?
Solid_Fuel: the curse has become a blessing
tergonis: lorge friend
MegaDosX: Good thing James has a 9/9 :p
Redartifice: BIG BOY
Diabore: oh, thats fine
MegaDosX: Or, 12/12
secretbranch: How are people donating more than 2k channel points? it's not letting me
GumGumBerserker: but isnt ob huge
Redartifice: HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG
LRRbot: Terra Stomper [3GGG] | Creature β€” Beast [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample
djalternative: a pterastomper?
gnome_friend: @secretbranch that's cumulative upkeep
CaptainSpam: @secretbranch It's total donated over time.
Diabore: @secretbranch it 2000 per stream
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
NavelWarfare: @secretbranch It's counting total donations from across streams
Nogrid: just 4 mroe lands to go!
Calaban161: James you have a problem
secretbranch: gotcha, thanks everyone
ShoujoAGoGo: I am allllll about ice cream for everybody
GumGumBerserker: 4 lands
lochnessseammonster: ah the curse being put to his advantage... you love to see it
mowdownjoe: James' curse is not a curse here.
ptay313: when every land in your deck is Bump in the Night
syrup1_gt: hi
Desruprot: oh hey an Ally
MegaDosX: !card bump in the night
LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Survivalist [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Whenever Oran-Rief Survivalist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Oran-Rief Survivalist.
Diabore: tap mana?
StreetRach: Hey Serge, you wanna pay for that spell?
The_ChartreuseKnight: Like an IRL billionaire
cotillion1850: Sassy
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
Diabore: the full taps!
merchfan: Free spell
tensionheadtv: woah serge is full tapping!
StreetRach: Three more turns.
gnome_friend: #TeamSerge
Naarius: IS this James' final form?
damn_i_am_pretty: sergeHubris
GumGumBerserker: lrrFINE
angryoptimist: "Landfall Police" got me.
RandomTrivia: Math is for blockers, or considerate attackers
RedRaptor: Is this when Serge's off-by-1 curse kicks in?
gnome_friend: !findquote off by
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
62MGcobra: only 6 more lands for james
tmpldg: That’s hilarious...I just heard the Landfall police too...I’m down near Jubilee.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: sergeOffByOne ?
gnome_friend: Adam has to block
circusofkirkus: 25 or 6 to 4?
Ballistic_Meatball: Nice Kenji
Desruprot: desrupBerThink are we truely alive to have creatures block for us
DiscordianTokkan: "It's just a berserk, Shashashaaaa"
niccus: eventually, we all don't block
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Diabore: roiling regrowth kenji
zombub: I love doing sudoharos
cotillion1850: Does he kill a big boy or the deathouch
FLAREdirector: sudoharo got me
StalinRuSH: deathtouch?
FLAREdirector: that's pretty good
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InquisitorGaia: deathtouch?
theleerm: deathtoucher? swing in?
MegaDosX: Notably, not a cleric, that cat
j0xer: there aren't enough lands in your deck for the cat to be bigger than obnix
GumGumBerserker: land swing he wins right
Solid_Fuel: land = gas
GumGumBerserker: because of menace?
TehAmelie: Serge "Ripping gas" Yager
Officinalis: Odds Serge has smite?
drcthulu: no he'd go to 1
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL James: Known Gas ripper
historyman_admu: one harrow and serge is dead
MegaDosX: Serge has used one Smite the Monstrous, we don't know if he has more than one I think
ptay313: serge would go to 5 because lifelink
Diabore: @GumGumBerserker serge is at functional 10, he has a 4/4 lifelink
GumGumBerserker: forgot about lifelink.
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Desruprot: woah
MegaDosX: That's...a significant problem
TheWriterAleph: ack
mowdownjoe: FLAVOR WIN
RandomTrivia: It's Flunge o' Clock!
1y1e: is the Ob count 18 life?
Desruprot: yes
1y1e: you love to see it
gnome_friend: !findquote drood
LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" β€”Cameron [2019-07-26]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Is that what actually happened to Ob Nixilis in the story?
GumGumBerserker: yeah not far off
ptay313: that's only 15 damage, right?
mowdownjoe: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, Nahiri was the one that slammed a hedron into Ob and sealed away his spark until BfZ.
merchfan: Probably shouldn’t pick up deck and count out of sight of camera in this type of setup
Diabore: !card orah
LRRbot: Did you mean: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant; Tangled Florahedron
MegaDosX: Does James have a Disenchant I wonder
Diabore: really lrrbot?
Diabore: fine
MegaDosX: Also I love how Orah picks up the Florahedron in the card lookup :p
Diabore: !card orah,
LRRbot: Did you mean: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant; Tangled Florahedron
VG1985: about 9
philippekav: lol
RandomTrivia: The comeback!
GumGumBerserker: it's a swing game for sure
Diabore: !card orah, sky
LRRbot: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant [2WB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kor Cleric [3/3] | Lifelink / Whenever Orah, Skyclave Hierophant or another Cleric you control dies, return target Cleric card with lesser converted mana cost from your graveyard to the battlefield.
RandomTrivia: This match is amazing
Super_Sophomoric: stresspy
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RandomTrivia: !break
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ptay313: pretty sure it was time on the round about 10 minutes ago lol
gnome_friend: Gandalf!
lirazel64: Zendikar really plays well together across time. So cool!
Nogrid: I think the play might have been to trade the deathtoucher with the skeleton when serge attacked with it on turn 3 or 4, that really had james in check
Hexy_Lexy234: Gandalf!
samwisep86: Hello Gandalf!
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
djalternative: So, what did people think about the conclusion of the ZNR story?
gnome_friend eats the delicious jewels
samwisep86: !sus
Hexy_Lexy234: !updog
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gnome_friend: @djalternative I felt like it made sense but wish there had been more of it
NumotTheNummy: If James just puts skeleton on orah, he lives at 2 life and wins with a land through the 2/2 coming back
lirazel64: I don't think Kenji is going to get to play again. lrrAWW
NumotTheNummy: as crocodile lives and everything has deathtouch
Romanator0: @NumotTheNummy wasn't james at 11? if so, that means that block leaves him at 0
NumotTheNummy: menace* not deathtouch
NumotTheNummy: oh I dont remember life total :o
StreetRach: James went from 11 to 2.
pieisgood4u: i think he missplayed not noticing ob was an 18/18 the turn he played the menace creatur
djalternative: :O :O :O
NumotTheNummy: gotcha, then he was dead
Romanator0: @pieisgood4u serge had a deathtouch creature, i think that's why james chose not to attack with ob
gnome_friend: that was abrupt
SydPreviouslyHeadache: got it in 1
LRRbot: Giant Scorpion [2B] | Creature β€” Scorpion [1/3] | Deathtouch
Redartifice: hold up is Serge just playing in innersleeves
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LRRbot: Ruinous Path [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / Awaken 4β€”{5}{B}{B}
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
kiashucku: PogChamp
Officinalis: Nice rares!
RandomTrivia: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
Redartifice: ah yes, orah tribal
sing_o_muse: chad and the seven page orah
DiscordianTokkan: Chad(s)
ashmedai127: I am scared of Orah.... that card is going to be such a headache.
Loonatic93: Orah and the Blind Forest.
sheer_falacy: Chad xor the Boys
ptay313: I got double Orah in my prerelease pack. thinking of building him a commander deck
Redartifice: big brain play is orah into orah to get back some other idiot
1y1e: @sheer_falacy LUL if you know you know
RandomTrivia: Oh no
Redartifice: I actually refigured my whole prerelease deck into cleric tribal off the back of him
LRRbot: Roil's Retribution [3WW] | Instant | Roil's Retribution deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking or blocking creatures.
ashmedai127: As I recall if someone field wipes, all the clerics in play are potential targets for Orah's ability as targets to be able to return, right? So if I have Orah and a 5 cmc cleric when a wipe hits, I can just put Orah back into play, right?
RandomTrivia: Serge's graveyard is just an ever-growing pile of rares
Skudd: Big ouphe
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Survivalist [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Whenever Oran-Rief Survivalist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Oran-Rief Survivalist.
LRRbot: Courier Griffin [3W] | Creature β€” Griffin [2/3] | Flying / When Courier Griffin enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
RandomTrivia: @ashmedai127 That's correct!
Smileycakes: Career Griffin
djalternative: I def heard Career Griffin
ashmedai127: @RandomTrivia thank you, so I hate Orah for real reasons then. Death to Orah!!!
Redartifice: in it for the love griffin
Officinalis: Ouphe
tehogwillie: that griffin reminds me of forcing UW fliers in almost every BFZ draft back then
GamesAndInk: Alright, LoadingReadyRun's over, call it.
RandomTrivia: I approve of this pun. Put it with the good puns
Redartifice: volunteer griffin
Romanator0: lsv once drafted 3 courier griffins because it's about sending a message
freshmaker__: Korea Griffin
Inkompetence: Short career.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Career Griffon with a suit and tie and briefcase
Redartifice: killed on the job griffin
Natedogg2: Now your graveyard is not filled with rares.
ashmedai127: Oh, Orah dying with no targets in the graveyard :(
Diabore: comes back tapped
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
RandomTrivia: James just having all his cake and eating it.
P4r7YG0D: good ol elfdrazi
Smileycakes: I hope the Career Griffin gets worker's comp
Naarius: Geaux?
circusofkirkus: OOOH fancy
RandomTrivia: Woah Serge
Shadowner: well i just ran 4 arena games with mutation station, apparently its pretty straight forward
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Naarius: Actual factual fetchland
LRRbot: Terra Stomper [3GGG] | Creature β€” Beast [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample
hidrostream: WOW
RandomTrivia: Welp. That's a good looking comeback
hidrostream: actual value
Redartifice: wow fetch
hidrostream: holy
LRRbot: Blood Seeker [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [1/1] | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.
StalinRuSH: fetchland! thats to strong
Redartifice: hope Serge gets to keep the cards after
freshmaker__: wait they print fetchlands in this game? Kappa
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
ashmedai127: Blood Seeker sounds like a heavenly being against scute beetle decks
Diabore: good games at least
Redartifice: big brain play around the blood guy
azureHaights: Chad and the Boys, Who Are So Fun to Be With
gnome_friend: Memento mori
Smileycakes: You know, we're not allowed to have fetchlands in standard because it makes the mana too good. #Turn3Omnath
LRRbot: Smothering Abomination [2BB] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/3] | Devoid / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. / Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.
Redartifice: coming up Milhouse for Serge rn
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It isn't that Terra Stomper *can't* be countered, just no blue mage wants to get in it's way
Diabore: does blocking count as sacrificing? Kappa
Redartifice: @diabore no
Diabore: i was making joke
StalinRuSH: lol they dont call it chump blockign for thing
StalinRuSH: nothing*
Redartifice: whats the activation on?
TophTheHermit: 4W
Redartifice: thx serge
RandomTrivia: Stomp stomp!
polaris415: judge!
Smileycakes: That was a harrowing end
KamikaziManiac: gg
MegaDosX: Shockingly, Ob Nixilis slows things down by just growing unreasonably large
Pharmacistjudge: @polaris415 yes?
gnome_friend: !card ouphe
LRRbot: Did you mean: Collector Ouphe; Aerie Ouphes; Spellwild Ouphe; Ouphe Vandals; Brown Ouphe
polaris415: sorry @Pharmacistjudge i was giving serge a hard time for making a mistake
polaris415: :D
MegaDosX: !card collector ouphe
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature β€” Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
polaris415: <3
covelllo: numotYES
polaris415: numotYES
gnome_friend: !findquote shuffle
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Greedy manabase with an OG fetchland?
Lordofironstorm: !fidquote duel
Lordofironstorm: !findquote duel
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Redartifice: Serge has a fetch, his mana is perfect
Shadowner: doomed
MegaDosX: Welp, Serge is dead
LRRbot: Kraken Hatchling [U] | Creature β€” Kraken [0/4]
RandomTrivia: It's time to get Kraken!
Smileycakes: Oh no, he's started the Markov chain!
MegaDosX: Kenji's gotta attack with the Hatchling, surely
Pharmacistjudge: if he played a hedron crab, I think Serge would have to concede
Redartifice: no defender...
djalternative: haken cratchling
gnome_friend: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
Natedogg2: We're no longer kraken-lackin'.
LRRbot: Glasspool Shore (front: Glasspool Mimic) | Land | Glasspool Shore enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
tytimon: Judge, my opp got a turn one play!
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Survivalist [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Whenever Oran-Rief Survivalist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Oran-Rief Survivalist.
MegaDosX: Imagine if Kenji's T1 crab was a Ruin Crab
Pharmacistjudge: @tytimon i'll allow it
MegaDosX: It's a 2-mana Llanowar Elves that can also be a tapland if needed
Smileycakes: Can you eel with all the colors of the wind?
philippekav: he has all the *orah* cards !
LRRbot: Windrider Eel [3U] | Creature β€” Fish [2/2] | Flying / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Windrider Eel gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Hagra Crocodile [3B] | Creature β€” Crocodile [3/1] | Hagra Crocodile can't block. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Hagra Crocodile gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
Smileycakes: Now I'm trying to imagine the scenario where Nahiri knows that Sorin is coming, but takes the time our to bind a random eel.
Shadowner: and can become an human soldier ally too
Desruprot: @Smileycakes it was probably just in the way
LRRbot: Heartstabber Mosquito [3B] | Creature β€” Insect [2/2] | Kicker {2}{B} / Flying / When Heartstabber Mosquito enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target creature.
gnome_friend: There should be a "Stuff in a wall" card that makes a permanent a wall creature
gnome_friend: Target Sorin
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
brendonn: lgwGreed
Jturbobanana: does Graham live near a fire station, police station, or hospital? There are soooo many sirens.
sheer_falacy: Graham just does a lot of crimes
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LRRbot: Earthen Arms [1G] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target permanent. / Awaken 4β€”{6}{G}
Smileycakes: Nahiri is just like, "It was bitey and covered in slime! I mistook the eel for Sorin!"
BrindleBoar: Serge, never use Dex as a dump stat! Kappa
pieisgood4u: should be at 4 +1/+1s not 5
gnome_friend: 5555555
ursus_unusual: wide open
Redartifice: Chad! noooooo
PipPosit: Gideon is no longer buds with Serge.
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LRRbot: Clutch of Currents [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Chas died how he lived: Eaten by a Crocadile
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sheer_falacy: flavor text says it's delicious
Naarius: Takoyaki when?
Redartifice: chilli crab
naiche94: Numot GOOO πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
naiche94: wait is this by video call?
James_LRR: @naiche94 Yes
naiche94: thx :)
gnome_friend: !icream
LRRbot: James in his hubris has challenged chat to give 10 million channel points so he'll go get Ice cream for the rest of LRR! You can contribute up to 2000 points per stream (you'll need to refresh between streams) so get cracking!
naiche94: what are they drafting/playing?
LRRbot: Stonework Puma [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Cat Ally [2/2]
Desruprot: surprise ally LUL
sheer_falacy: the new rock animal is a party member, makes sense this one is an ally
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL DOn't you see, serge? The Puma was your ally all along
jdb399: Can't wait till we make James buy all subs ice cream after he buys the crew ice cream XD
LRRbot: Sky Ruin Drake [4U] | Creature β€” Drake [2/5] | Flying
Desruprot: that drake has a big butt
Shadowner: that poor eel keeps getting landfall now :(
LRRbot: Courier Griffin [3W] | Creature β€” Griffin [2/3] | Flying / When Courier Griffin enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
gnome_friend: Your friend Teferi?
Smileycakes: The real Puma was the allies we made along the way
Pharmacistjudge: Kenji, we're escaped him, he can't hurt us now
MegaDosX: *twitch*
jdb399: Has Teferi ever been to Zendikar?
gnome_friend: @jdb399 not that we know of
Skudd: "No, I am not just making this up as i go!"
cassaclyzm: Serge saying "all I know is violence" just sent me
gnome_friend: He's spent so much time on Dominaria
Desruprot: LUL
Abelzumi: This is a great card.
Diabore: oofa doofa
Desruprot: doofadee doo
Smileycakes: Sometimes you thwart the grave, sometimes the grave thwarts you.
tice_the_betrayer: looks like kenji thwarted the grave Kappa
KamikaziManiac: burgler rat ftw
LRRbot: Coastal Discovery [3U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. / Awaken 4β€”{5}{U}
Diabore: oh, i saw a thing
AquariumPrime: I love how well framed Serge is
naiche94: numot screw 😭
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
ChargingFerret: costs 5?
Abelzumi: Uh, shouldn't he tap one more?
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #5118: ""Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."" β€”James and Serge [2018-06-27]
LRRbot: Mire's Malice [3B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. / Awaken 3β€”{5}{B}
Jturbobanana: HypePunch
Abelzumi: thumbs
naiche94: now topdeck the bomb πŸ₯Ί
ChargingFerret: oohh
Ryenji: D:
Shadowner: yup bye enchantment
Pharmacistjudge: binding to yard
Desruprot: ^
silv3r_54: Clap
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
Smileycakes: "Hey, I was binding that!" - Nahiri
Countjondi: Sorin not content to be just Lord Of Innistrad....
naiche94: gg numot
Shadowner: anda 6 loyalty planeswalker
Pharmacistjudge: that's not legal, sorin on deals even numbers
KamikaziManiac: who cares about something trivial like being 23 life
Desruprot: @Countjondi this was before the innistrad printings of him were
naiche94: next turn mindslaver 🀯
MegaDosX: That's a big boy
Shadowner: big turn around in the game
Countjondi: @Desruprot I know, that was a joke as Innistrad is his home-plane
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Sorin: "That's an awfully high life total you have, wouldn't you be more comfortable at 10?"
LRRbot: Cliffside Lookout [W] | Creature β€” Kor Scout Ally [1/1] | {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Sorin Markov [3BBB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Sorin [4] | [+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. / [βˆ’3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10. / [βˆ’7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.
seemsdeece: This is the same game from 10 minutes ago?!!!
incredulouspasserby: A high life total is like high blood pressure, Sorin’s just looking out for you
Dish_KP: This is why Sorin is the best PW ever. Sorry, 3feri, you CANT COMPETE!
Shadowner: Huge swing
certo07: wow what a comeback
lirazel64: @loadingreadyrun That Soren, always the gentleman.
monosceros: I missed chonkponk but made it in time to catch the tail end of the fight <3
Shadowner: Sorin came at just the right time
ashmedai127: Thought Ugin was best PW? lol bye bye colored permanents O.o
KamikaziManiac: I do that a lot too, serge
monosceros: nah, best pw gotta be between Oko and W6
MegaDosX: lmao Serge
naiche94: no protection for cards πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜±πŸ˜°
incredulouspasserby: Sorin’s good but I hate the dude, an old gaming partner would bring him out, minus three, kill one person in a multiplayer game, and then give up. Didn’t want to play, just drain.
Shadowner: its not a terrible hand
drcthulu: the stakes have never been lower
gnome_friend: Go Serge!
covelllo: numotHMM
naiche94: Oko best planeswalker, then Ugin 8 then W6
kalira77: pls send pierogies
LRRbot: Kraken Hatchling [U] | Creature β€” Kraken [0/4]
Xx_JAG_xX: will u share james??
LRRbot: Slab Hammer [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. If you do, the creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Desruprot: Hammer Time
WalrusOntheCourt: I stepped away and Serge lost? Augh! Will 2020 never end?
RandomTrivia: Hammah!
MegaDosX: Did Kenji not attack with the Kraken Hatchling?
ashmedai127: Slab Hammer sounds alright if one is landfall, I guess.
RandomTrivia: It was great if you put it on Angry Omnath
SquareDotCube: But James, pierogies are a handheld food, you eat and be host at the same time
Smileycakes: It's a reverse Sword of the Animist
RandomTrivia: I died to that in draft
monakai: I remember the art.
KamikaziManiac: it was passable. better if you needed lands back
KamikaziManiac: which wasn't really a thing in bfz
LRRbot: Voracious Null [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/2] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Voracious Null. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
naiche94: can we have the WB rare?
KamikaziManiac: orah
gnome_friend: !Card orah, skyclave
LRRbot: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant [2WB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kor Cleric [3/3] | Lifelink / Whenever Orah, Skyclave Hierophant or another Cleric you control dies, return target Cleric card with lesser converted mana cost from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Shadowner: if that hammer swung both ways it's be OP
KamikaziManiac: we standard now, boyz
Smileycakes: "Slab Hammer" really seems like it should be a euphemism for *something*
circusofkirkus: judge, my opponent has an expensive card
circusofkirkus: that's the one land you can't get
gnome_friend: How..
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:10:10.
polaris415: how
jshrimp3: verdant crack for a plains?
ensiferous3: not with verdant you wont LUL
ChargingFerret: UMM verdant for plains
StreetRach: Verdant is swamp or forest.
polaris415: you can't crack for plains serge
naiche94: hahahahaha
naiche94: MMMM suspicious
RandomTrivia: Cheat step!
KamikaziManiac: good point jshrimp
MegaDosX: Serge, stop cheating! :p
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #4899: "You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall." β€”Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
LRRbot: Hideous End [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
ChargingFerret: wow, Serge cheats
KamikaziManiac: serge such a cheater
MegaDosX: Serge, my god
ensiferous3: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: judge
ashmedai127: Does Serge even play Magic? Kappa
pieisgood4u: three strikes, hes out
Goorguy: lrrJUDGE
MegaDosX: Judge! My opponent is a filthy cheater!
MegaDosX: :p
RandomTrivia: To be fair, it's not /fully/ impossible to fetch a white source with Catacombs in this format. He just needs an expedition shockland lrrBEEJ
Redartifice: Serge 'eternal format' yager knowing how magic works
ptay313: serge, judge and professional cheater
Gadora: Move to cheat step. Stay in cheat step.
gnome_friend: !card collector ouphe
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature β€” Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
MyrddintheWizard: sergeSnerge
Desruprot: 2/2 not deathtouch
naiche94: !card oko thi
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [βˆ’5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Redartifice: could kill the crab I guess
Pharmacistjudge: Serge I do a bit of Recipe research and anarachy ensues?!?
gnome_friend: yes, anarachy
gnome_friend: The absence of arachy
ArkhamArchivist: Kill The Kraken, Send A Message
Smileycakes: Finally, he's released the kraken.
Redartifice: attacked it's weak point for massive damage
sheer_falacy: basically chainer's edict
F1SHOR: slow down serge james said no game 3 :p
Skudd: None of these cards are evil, they're all very good
ChargingFerret: !card terra stomper
LRRbot: Terra Stomper [3GGG] | Creature β€” Beast [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample
gnome_friend: lrrGREED
MegaDosX: Serge, first you cheat then you go for the greedy plays? My god.
RandomTrivia: As long as you win, there is no missed lethal, only elaborate BM
gnome_friend: #blame lrrJAMES
Naarius: #ForJames
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Pharmacistjudge: James, the camera is not on you, why not perogies?
red_shoes_jeff: So, that's 22 days left OF James buying everyone ice-cream, right?
KamikaziManiac: serge cheats 10 times and still wins. no justice Kappa
Shadowner: well, james is technically off screen
laskoreadscomics: Kenji Riffle shuffling a Sorin Markov makes me sad
Pharmacistjudge: Kenji would have quite the number of pro points if they still existed.
ballesta25: I want to hear commentary on pierogies.
Smileycakes: It's simple. James can't eat perogies AND read cards at the same time.
NotCainNorAbel: if you cheat 10 times and lose....well then you may not be very good at all
LoadingReadyRun: numot5 numot5 numot5
CounseledMilk: numot5
polaris415: numot5
StreetRach: numot5
gnome_friend: !findquote london
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Kraken Hatchling [U] | Creature β€” Kraken [0/4]
Desruprot: weren't there 3 different ways of mulliganing between the 3 zendikar sets as well
LRRbot: Oran-Rief Survivalist [1G] | Creature β€” Human Warrior Ally [1/1] | Whenever Oran-Rief Survivalist or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Oran-Rief Survivalist.
LRRbot: Stonework Puma [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Cat Ally [2/2]
Smileycakes: Yay! Cat Friend!
LRRbot: Hagra Crocodile [3B] | Creature β€” Crocodile [3/1] | Hagra Crocodile can't block. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Hagra Crocodile gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
NotCainNorAbel: serge with the full tap?
KamikaziManiac: good point
polaris415: paris
thronebreaker24: paris
Pharmacistjudge: Pariss
Inkompetence: Paris?
ChargingFerret: paris
TwitchTVsFrank: paris
r10pez10: nice
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Pharmacistjudge: commander used "partial paris"
r10pez10: monaco
Shadowner: friendly mulligan was rather classic
Pharmacistjudge: wow
LastResistance: Paris
Smileycakes: Ah yes, Serene Stewart. Not as famous as his brother, French.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Stewart is so Serene
StalinRuSH: lol
gnome_friend: Griffin/Cleric
gnome_friend: What's the difference?
ChargingFerret writes "cleric in hand"
Redartifice: oh No-rah
r10pez10: a cleric in hand is worth two in the bush
gnome_friend whacks the bushes
StalinRuSH: in the bush in the bush
lirazel64: A cleric in the hand is worth two in the yard?
MegaDosX: Serge just pulls a Godless Shrine out of his deck
A_Dub888: You cannot get ye plains
LRRbot: Heartstabber Mosquito [3B] | Creature β€” Insect [2/2] | Kicker {2}{B} / Flying / When Heartstabber Mosquito enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target creature.
gnome_friend: Now we just need to give the mosquito a hammer
Smileycakes: Usually if you kick a mosquito, it's the mosquito that dies
dweebert91: Felidar Retreat trigger?
gnome_friend: !findquote font
LRRbot: Quote #3028: "Comic Sans: the best font ever." β€”Graham [2016-07-23]
Anaerin: r10pez10 Yes.
StalinRuSH: its spookier
Slytherin42: numotHOLD numotHOLD numotHOLD
gnome_friend: COOL GAME
Naarius: Neat TTours
Smileycakes: He said "cool" but I suspect it was not, in fact, cool.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: no halloween emote mods yet
LRRbot: Mire's Malice [3B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. / Awaken 3β€”{5}{B}
LRRbot: Bloodbond Vampire [2BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman Ally [3/3] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.
MegaDosX: You could also lose life any second now if Kenji draws Sorin
LRRbot: Kozilek's Channeler [5] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [4/4] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
JohnPraw: Healing Salve for Serge one time.
Chartle: sergevey
sheer_falacy: it's true, it must be
A_Dub888: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #1634: "They can't hear me, so I'm going to call Chat a big dumb-dumb head." β€”James [2016-01-21]
r10pez10: go kenji
gnome_friend: #TeamSerge
StalinRuSH: drown in the lochs
DigitalSeahorse: countless, we didn't count and there was probably only one
trex7777777: kenji kbenji
Desruprot: well subtle strike is in the new Zendikar
Shadowner: i smell a change in the air
bekuehling: numotGRIEF
RandomTrivia: A mess happens, Serge. A mess happens.
gnome_friend: No UwU
Shadowner: scary
Naarius: O.o
MegaDosX: Ominous
gnome_friend: !findquote uwu
LRRbot: Quote #5771: "Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense." β€”Kathleen [2019-01-28]
bekuehling: come on Sorin
Desruprot: limesOwo
Slytherin42: numotHOLD numotHOLD numotHOLD numotHOLD
Smileycakes: oooo has been called.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandPUMPKIN katesLewd ssandPUMPKIN
naiche94: Numot is really sus
StalinRuSH: sus
bekuehling: Numot is an impostor?
Shadowner: ho
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always filled with existential dread.
Shadowner: brilliant draw up
koaxkoax: super sus kenji
r10pez10: what is happening lmao
DigitalSeahorse: lol
djangoman11: he has cyclonic rift mana
RandomTrivia: It's clearly Temur Battle Rage lrrBEEJ
ihlendrax: !sus Kenji
covelllo: numotYES
MegaDosX: Oh man, imagine if he Rifted Serge somehow
MechaKuuga: LUL
Smileycakes: Kenji casts Aetherize, bouncing his own attacking creature.
Desruprot: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
naiche94: imagine numot all land hand
LRRbot: Crypt Ripper [2BB] | Creature β€” Shade [2/2] | Haste / {B}: Crypt Ripper gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
RandomTrivia: Kenji throwing shade
StalinRuSH: land
pieisgood4u: hes at 5, not 8
MegaDosX: Should Serge not be at 5?
djangoman11: judge
GamesAndInk: Surge at 5 not 8
r10pez10: nice
Smileycakes: Did Serge draw the shock?
StalinRuSH: cheats
DigitalSeahorse: xD
its_that_monker: Is this current? <just joined>
StalinRuSH: bump in the night?
LRRbot: Terra Stomper [3GGG] | Creature β€” Beast [8/8] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample
Smileycakes: Was that a sad version of the Ferris Buller noise?
gnome_friend: !findquote gaming
LRRbot: Quote #5598: "I think I just like getting fucked by games." β€”Adam [2018-12-15]
Naarius: l0rge lad
LoadingReadyRun: @its_that_monker it is! But close to wrapping up.
Razazial: what is going on, were these sealed decks or something?
LoadingReadyRun: @its_that_monker welcome regardless!
its_that_monker: Right on thank you @loadingreadyrun you the best
Pharmacistjudge: has serge played hideous end yet?
niccus: math has been declared
itomeshi: He's mathing.... He's mathing! RUN!
LRRbot: Voracious Null [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/2] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Voracious Null. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
RandomTrivia: This was sealed, 2 Zendikar, 2 Battle for Zendikar and 2 Zendikar Rising
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry. You'd better like to party, I'm telling you why. The Venga Bus is coming to town.
naiche94: lethal in the air?
its_that_monker: @loadingreadyrun thanks again! Lol
bekuehling: gabyMath
NotCainNorAbel: Pride600 - Came late but this is so much fun.
RandomTrivia: And the board stall continues!
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1O3o
LRRbot: Windrider Eel [3U] | Creature β€” Fish [2/2] | Flying / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Windrider Eel gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath
Smileycakes: Chad and his army of bears
FadedOverseer: !findquote chad
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Dub888: !card gideon, ally
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / [βˆ’4]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
FreddyShopCart: Math is for blockers!
MegaDosX: Here comes the boom
Goorguy: Math etc.,
pieisgood4u: math is for blockers :)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wind Ridreel?
naiche94: 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯
kalira77: i misseed it -- what is the anniversary card on serge's board?
RandomTrivia: F L U N G E time!
Skudd: Big flunge
KamikaziManiac: math time
F1SHOR: im pretty sure its just enough for serge to win
sheer_falacy: @kalira77 2/2 knight ally token
kalira77: thx
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath orangekitPaws
RandomTrivia: The trample should push it over the edge, Kenji needs loads of toughness
Razazial: this be ded
naiche94: i think its lethal
seemsdeece: gg
RandomTrivia: Ooooooooh
KamikaziManiac: gg
Goorguy: GG
ChargingFerret: ooooh
tergonis: oooooooo
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrWOW
Desruprot: gg
RandomTrivia: GG!
MegaDosX: Wow!
ChargingFerret: gg
helgridr: gg
GreatSacrificer: gg
shurtal: OOOOOOh boy, Serge had to do it to him
r10pez10: wow great game
baskwalla: nice
DeM0nFiRe: gg
orimazer: so good g turned french
baskwalla: GG
Naarius: Clap
RandomTrivia: That match was fantastic
Smileycakes: NIce! GG
lirazel64: SERRRRRRGE
Super_Sophomoric: gg
Morendur: Kenji's face there haha
DeM0nFiRe: A lot of good games tonight
Ryenji: gg
zer0killstreams: oof serge
itomeshi: Woooow.
tergonis: these have been great games
F1SHOR: lol made him do the math then showed him.... evil
Slytherin42: numotGRIEF numotGRIEF numotSAD numotGRIEF numotSAD numotGRIEF numotSAD
cassaclyzm: Great games!
MyrddintheWizard: WOOW GG
Shadowner: winning card
62MGcobra: GG
RandomTrivia: That's some real good Magic
Naarius: PowerfulMagic dot strim
KamikaziManiac: all of those were great games
lirazel64: that was excellent!
Skudd: lrrHORN
gnome_friend: Happy almost Pizzamas James
Smileycakes: The rare, non-sarcastic opportunity to say "Nice poker face, Serge!"
ballesta25: Pierogi time!
Countjondi: Doing this for Ravnica would be awesome
MyrddintheWizard: PIzzamas!
TheMadPunter: Yay Serge!!! #TeamOrder
lirazel64: Thanks, CK, that was awesome.
MegaDosX: Either Ravnica or Theros would be interesting
SquirrelEarl: Looking forward to Innistrad/DA/SoI/EM/Innistrad Vamps/ Innistrad Werewolf next fall
Shadowner: Perogi with ranch, bbq, ketchup, or hot sauce
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Smileycakes: The "...yet" is implied.
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeaches xyros1Hug lucidLove
secretbranch: OnLRRFans
ursus_unusual: LRR OnlyFans... hmmmm
gnome_friend: !findquote dubs
LRRbot: Quote #2277: "Welcome to all you subs and dubs." β€”Graham [2016-04-11]
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
BlueChloroplast: @Shadowner all of the toppings together sounds good
RandomTrivia: Squadrons! hype
KamikaziManiac: the wink means you should search for him on onlyfans anyway ;)
Banrael: Cheer400
F1SHOR: secretss
RandomTrivia: Oooh, mystery
Pharmacistjudge: ooo is Otaku jeff riding again?!?
MegaDosX: 79% of the way to the ice cream challenge being completed
gnome_friend: !findquote otaku
LRRbot: Quote #6212: "Otaku Jeff rides again." β€”Adam [2019-07-15]
gravity_pike: ah, precrecords of cam's alien game?
F1SHOR: thanks kenji
MegaDosX: Later Kenji!
Skudd: Successful test
RandomTrivia: Bye Kenji! lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidLove lucidHey lucidNom
MegaDosX: Uh
RandomTrivia: *to be continued plays*
ChandraGrillmaster: Thanks Kenji!
Smileycakes: DOUBLE SERGE
Skudd: OH NO
cassaclyzm: The sandwich
Naarius: benginNo benginNo benginNo benginNo benginNo
hmwd138: BRING BACK DOUBLE SERGE!
kalira77: Paul's cloning machine has gotten out of control
ptay313: james has to read every other one
ZeroArcana: Sergewich
Armyguy0: benginHeck benginNo
DigitalSeahorse: lol
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
MegaDosX: I'm not sure how to feel about this
corpocracy: Serge's rampant
DigitalSeahorse: lucidNice
Skudd: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE_HF
maintainpriority: love this, but I gotta go. night all
StreetRach: Graham just losing it.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
DeM0nFiRe: danHa
Naarius: This is a deeply cursed sub read
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !clips
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F1SHOR: I don't know what perogis are but they look nice
ptay313: backwards serge has to read the names backwards!
red_shoes_jeff: So, which one is Whiskers, and which one is SNERGE?
dweebert91: Serge shouldn't be having this much fun
Razazial: two Serge's. I like
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
WolfgangCloud: Snerge is here with Serge
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WolfgangCloud! (Today's storm count: 108)
Skudd: lrrSERGE_HF lrrGRAHAM lrrJAMES lrrSERGE
dweebert91: Also, which is Snerge
Goorguy: So wait, which one is the real Serge?
MegaDosX: Graham's dying over there
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Brainsample3D subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Brainsample3D! (Today's storm count: 109)
StreetRach: @James_LRR, it's (Street RAY-ch). lrrAWW
llahsram555: this is why splinter twin was banned in modern
Smileycakes: What would I do if I had a million bucks? Two Serges at the same time.
red_shoes_jeff: Serge sus
MegaDosX: You will see two Serges. One always lies, the other always tells the truth.
Fruan: Oh, it's Snerge. Of course.
cassaclyzm: A minimum of one of these Serges is evil
Hunterprime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Hunterprime! (Today's storm count: 110)
StreetRach: Jah!
gnome_friend dobs
DigitalSeahorse: it's probably not the Serge you expect to be evil
FenrisSchafer: lrrSERGE ? sergeSnerge ?
RandomTrivia: @StreetRach Do you cycle? lrrBEEJ
kalira77: @F1SHOR dumplings, often filled with mashed potatoes, cheese, onions, meat, etc
F1SHOR: sergeThinking sergeSnerge
DigitalSeahorse: heehe
StreetRach: @RandomTrivia, yeah! For two life. :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
MegaDosX: What is happening.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Genie_M: Serge enjoys this more than you would think
F1SHOR: this is the kind of chaos we appreciate serge for
red_shoes_jeff: One of these Serges is EVIL. The other one... is probably also evil, it's Serge, after all.
itomeshi: I think @corpocracy is right - Serge is in the rampancy stage.
NotCainNorAbel: if only we knew which one was evil
hmwd138: Paul should add the anime filter to serge if he can
cassaclyzm: It really makes you think
shurtal: is left Serge from like, a suburb of Gangnam Hell?
kalira77: serge and dark serge
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to twitch_serge_altert! They have given 568 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, twitch_serge_altert! (Today's storm count: 111)
ptay313: thats true, every time I see serge, he is somewhere else
Naarius: The Serge gradiant
F1SHOR: let James go eat and just make a third serge πŸ˜‚
chaostreader: Serge and Snerge!
kalira77: is this the twitch equivalent of the angel and the devil on the shoulder?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade lucidComrade Serge comrades
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: #professionalstreamer
Jturbobanana: vertical flip?
red_shoes_jeff: Very good, Poggifers.
zer0killstreams: I look forward to see this on the highlight reel
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrSERGE
angryoptimist: Dr. Serge and Mr. Snerge
cassaclyzm: I'm absolutely doing that
F1SHOR: it's not just you πŸ˜‚
RandomTrivia: lrrGRAHAM I'm also doing that
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1Doom HahaBall
Smileycakes: Guys, I only see one Serge. Should I call a doctor?
JaysonMaxwell: 25 - that's almost a quarter year :D
zer0killstreams: lrrSERGE
DigitalSeahorse: I lost my doge devil and angel by TQ
HadesLeprechaun: I resubbed in the middle, lol
red_shoes_jeff: Take your hand away from your eye, @Smileycakes
Alrawn: The trick is to get the window on 2 different monitors so there is one Serge on each
RandomTrivia: lrrSERGE lrrGRAHAM lrrJAMES lrrSERGE
RandomTrivia: Hi lrrKATHLEEN!
gnome_friend: THE BITS
Skudd: lrrSERGE_HF lrrGRAHAM lrrSERGE
llahsram555: inside this stream there is two Serges, one of light one is dark
MegaDosX: What would complete the effect, if also be a bit insufferable, would be adding an echo to Serge talking so it sounds like two separate people are talking simultaneously
F1SHOR: good stream everyone have a good weekend
StreetRach: THANK YOU AND BYE!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream everyone!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Skudd: The james emote disappeared
kalira77: one serge always lies, one always tells the truth
Skudd: Thanks Twitch
DragaFireHawk: simplWAVE
DigitalSeahorse: Bye everyone and both Serges
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DigitalSeahorse: quick use points before stream ends!
BlueChloroplast: huh jermy petter is playing mtg
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DigitalSeahorse: GUIDuck?
BlueChloroplast: YUP
DigitalSeahorse: rad
Solid_Fuel: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Let's fly some X-Wings! Or Tie Fighters I guess? I'm not your mom. Game: Star Wars: Squadrons) at Sat 01:00 PM PDT (16:11 from now).
NotCainNorAbel: the call back
RandomTrivia: Goodnight lrrPAUL
LoadingReadyRun: Goodnight :)
kalira77: night paul :D
ContingentCat: gnight paul