KV1NN4: I remember Alex in the short skirt trek uniform for a Ken Staecy thing I think?
TehAmelie: that sounds like what i was thinking about
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Silent Hill 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
robo__nixon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Silent Hill 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
ButButTheJesus: yayyyy SH3!
TehAmelie: i am more than moderately pumped
ky0dar: were you primed before you were pumped, TehAmelie
TehAmelie: no but i have been thoroughly clutched with gin
TehAmelie: just ran out in fact
ky0dar: oh no!
ky0dar: that sounds more like gone, that gin
ky0dar: ok, typographical puns arent my strong suit
TehAmelie: i didn't realize it was a joke
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ouch
ky0dar: an attempt was made.
GhostValv: benginHeck benginYe
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: happening
ky0dar: sorgnorl
ButButTheJesus: yaaaassssss this game's music
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TehAmelie: aww yeah
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BusTed: >get ye flask
Seabats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
Seabats: whoever reads this out loud has to say something they like about themselves the most
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ButButTheJesus: I got the PC version and it included a soundtrack disc and I listened to that during spoopy times
ButButTheJesus: @Seabats HA
Earthenone: evil trick adam
TehAmelie: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hubris incoming Adam
talosparoxi: BrainSlug
Earthenone: not today satan
Calaban161: Has the cast received their IceCream Yet
BusTed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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TehAmelie: weird audio distortion seems very appropriate
niccus: ice cream machinations are still being arranged
Seabats: LOL
BusTed: get got
Seabats: busted covered all the bases NotLikeThis
Austere_Squire: oh, did it die?
letfireraindown: NICE i like this song
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN plays
LoadingReadyRun: banger alert
Kramburger: lrrDOTS seabatBRAIN lrrARROW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is a good song
ButButTheJesus: BANGIN'
Austere_Squire: hullo, peoples
JaymicUnyielding: I can't wait. Been hoping the boiz would play SH3 for months now, ever since I started playing Heather in DBD.
7gorobei: what song is this?
ButButTheJesus: @Austere_Squire hullo!
somethinglikesilence subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
somethinglikesilence: 13 Months! A baker's year!
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TehAmelie: this is a banger. this is a damn masterpiece
RayFK: This sounds like the intro to Genshin Impact.
LoadingReadyRun: Gatcha Impact
quasi79fu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
quasi79fu: Look Ma Im a big boi today
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lirazel64: Heyoooooo!
BusTed: Genshin Winpacks
itira: hey hi hello
DiscordianTokkan: Dangit, am I going to have to play Genshin Impact to see how it DOES?
Spacepup: I've head Call of the Weeb is pretty playable without cash. Is it any good?
SnyperWoIf: spoopy?
MaygeKyatt subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
MaygeKyatt: Heyo time for some spoops!
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TheDeafMints: Silent hill 3 OST is a banger
BusTed: Play it again!
TheDeafMints: Sup all
BusTed: Heya TheDeafMints
ButButTheJesus: @TheDeafMints yup. sup.
Spacepup: Heyoo
Drathak subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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TheDeafMints: I wish this OST was on vinyl
TheDeafMints: I have Silent hill 2 on Vinyl
DiscordianTokkan: The music is a banger at least
StarWarsTHX1138 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
StarWarsTHX1138: spoopy boys!
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TehAmelie: SH2 was the first game i bought that i never finished. it was 2 spoopy 4 me. but i loved SH3. don't know what that says about its scare factor
ladylinzington: hello friends
Makrosian_Tae: Woo! Here it comes!
SnyperWoIf: super spoopy
Mysticman89: ive heard genshin is a perfectly cromulent f2p game up until end game content, where gatcha is pushed more. cant confirm or deny
Mistborn83: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
baskwalla: Spoooops
TheDeafMints: !lurk
MegaDosX: !findquote spoopy
LRRbot: Quote #6009: "Ooh this is spoopy, what are you?" —Serge [2019-04-23]
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: Banger Alert!
rasterscan: My gatcha game of choice is still Dragalia Lost.
DiscordianTokkan: @Mysticman89 Ah, like Final Fantasy Brave Exvius was
Nigouki: i am prepared
GhostValv: PokGengar lrrSPOOP
unfamiliarpatterns: jorbsGlare
ky0dar: loins girded
sir_jack_DB: LOL
rasterscan: Relatively mild, just because there's enough gatcha pulls as a fre to play player.
ky0dar: um
MegaDosX: lmao the sunglasses
Easilycrazyhat: XD
BusTed: 🕶
Spacepup: Hahahaha!
cgwonder: LUL
sinnnical: THE GLASSES
ky0dar: um?
Xenovita: glasses again LUL
Reduce_Sanity: SPOOP GLASSES
ButButTheJesus: the glasses!
Easilycrazyhat: 🕶
itira: lolol
Lord_ZYRK: Another banger SourPls
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha
quasi79fu: The Glasses are back
Ba_Dum_Tish: Neverending glasses
InkyGhoast: haunted glasses!
NimrodXIV: sunglasses didn't line up with the moon :(
JaymicUnyielding: lol
Mysticman89: my gatcha of choice on mobile is another eden, although i dont play it much anymore
Austere_Squire: spoopledooples
blip2004: the glasses lrrAWESOME
Makrosian_Tae: Again with the glasses!
TehAmelie: lrrSPOOP_SG
DoodlestheGreat: o_o
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
SnyperWoIf: super spoopy oh bros
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP_SG
hieroglyphica: all hail sunglasses! 🕶️
MegaDosX: Adam on camera!
talosparoxi: glasses moon
Alahmnat: I love that they're still here
xantos69: Hello Spoop boys!
tipulsar85 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
tipulsar85: So have you tried turning Heather into a magical girl? Yes, that is an actual route in this game, no need to be sus about it.
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prince_infidel: lrrADAM_SG
Lord_ZYRK: 👏
Austere_Squire: hullo, gentlemen
consolecowboy88: Hey lads
Makrosian_Tae: WE GOTTEM
Masslost: restart the stream
GhostValv: ggs
baskwalla: Worth it
ButButTheJesus: :D
Anstu: oh man that was great
Dmc3628: GOT EM
elah806: welcome to the highlight reel
Anstu: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Easilycrazyhat: 🕶 are a new member of Let's Nope
TheExplodedGamer subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
TheExplodedGamer: Spoopy Time <3
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eric_christian_berg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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Arimus221: LUL
Austere_Squire: hahahahaha
Ba_Dum_Tish: Would only be better if the glasses came down onto spoopifers eyes
quasi79fu: LOL
ky0dar: huh
GhostValv: spooky
Lord_ZYRK: They're spookglasses
SmoreThanAFeelin: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
JaymicUnyielding: uh-oh
quasi79fu: Its the Invisble Man
BusTed: Haunted introooo
Austere_Squire: the lightning is Very Cool
mechmagic: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TorporOrb: spoopglasses
TehAmelie: i guess that's just the intro now
Makrosian_Tae: Hey good boys!
NightValien28: sun glasses are haunted
prince_infidel: lrrADAM_SG
spo_okymulder: I'm already so here for this
ambarion85: Opening with you both laughing just made my day 100% better
ButButTheJesus: 2003
talosparoxi: someone hit the paul alert
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
korvys: What happened to all of Adam's scars and tattoos?!
itira: yuh huh
MegaDosX: Close Adam
ky0dar: aaaaaaaammoorree?
sinnnical: get slapped adam
DoodlestheGreat: Year of our Lard.
Kramburger: Sorry Adam, you've been eliminated
mowdownjoe: Time is meaningless. This checks out.
Mistborn83: does it get better than these 2
MegaDosX: Wow
Austere_Squire: love ya, Adam
asthanius: It's 2003? THEN THERE'S STILL TIME
elah806: 2003! Time to blast Seven Nation Army
MegaDosX: Adam coming in swinging
quasi79fu: Uh oh Feisty Adam is back
itira: yikers
GhostValv: :O
tipulsar85: I feel old, I was about to graduate that june.
Lord_ZYRK: It won't be 2001 for another six years
cgwonder: oh throwback!
KyeMonster: yaaas
RumbletumStudio: I was graduating high school that month.
quasi79fu: I dont know these songs
LemonLemur: I was 12
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun Come on savidan, you cant take all of us
Austere_Squire: not old, Adam. Distinguished
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP_TK
The_Passerby: I am 5 years old in this time stream
sir_jack_DB: wow
GhostValv: stop we can only be scared so much :O
ky0dar: yesssss
BusTed: banger alert
TehAmelie: The Invisibles was the hottest shit the underground internet had ever seen
MegaDosX: Oh the flashbacks
Dmc3628: THAT WAS '03?!?!
prince_infidel: B)
robo__nixon: Freshman year of college
silenceaux: can't wake up...
Kreiseler: I was in middle school
JaymicUnyielding: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah
quasi79fu: Oh reallly
RebekahWSD: holy shit that was a song for me for awhile
quasi79fu: wow
Kramburger: Man, Amy Lee, eh?
Mister_Hush: oh this is a big year, culturally
MegaDosX: Yeah, that was 2003
Makrosian_Tae: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
elah806: OH SHIT
ButButTheJesus: CAN'T WAKE UP
Nigouki: oh god, so many AMVs....
JaymicUnyielding: I was 9!
spo_okymulder: I miss that stupid year
DoodlestheGreat: @asthanius, you get the tickets to Manhattan, I'll get the flamethrower!
robo__nixon: Is that the same year as Spiderman?
SnyperWoIf: hey yeah
cgwonder: banger after banger
itira: yeeep lol
quasi79fu: Hey Yeaahhhh
GhostValv: wow that means underworld was around then
ButButTheJesus: alright alright alright alright
MegaDosX: Oh no
JaymicUnyielding: AND I SAY
Lord_ZYRK: That tracks
tater_stotts: Suffocate by Motograter!!!!
Robot_Bones: that sounds like a james thing
elah806: The White Stripes were still absolute hot shit in 2003
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soupgiraffe: that explains a lot about James
Kramburger: No wonder James hates people
GhostValv: oofa
BrowneePoints: I remember when I worked at McDonalds
MegaDosX: That kind of experience would make me want to gouge out my eardrums
Alahmnat: James apparently has a thing for looping annoying music tracks until everyone around him wants to vomit
bv310: Alright alright alright x10000
withwherewithal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
withwherewithal: Spooky times spooky times the times to be spooky!
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gibbousm: its like Health Code things
cgwonder: any place that does that is fucking ridiculous
NightValien28: what a nonsense
reallegitstreamer is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 51 in the channel!
robo__nixon: "Can't" Ben doesn't mean Won't
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itira: because its "stealing"
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RebekahWSD: It's fucking terrible
ptay313: we broke that rule all the time lol
Lord_ZYRK: Is it really throwing FOOD away, though?
elah806: I had that moment at Starbucks
BrowneePoints: Yep, supposed to throw out all unused burgers after 12 mins @LoadingReadyRun
enfys_book: Pride300 V excited for the spoops today! (new username is pronounced N-fiss)
KV1NN4: Wow my McDonald's manager rocked she let us take home any leftover food
withwherewithal: Good evening
DiscordianTokkan: I'm... Glad I never worked fast food, I'd have been busted liberating food all the TIME
Robot_Bones: you think the would dare feed their employees, capitalist scum
KV1NN4: (but this was NZ)
Poggifers_LRR: whats a blockbuster Ben ??
RumbletumStudio: Ah, amburgers and woot-beer
TehAmelie: that's unfair. blacksmiths still have work
bv310: But what if your dirt-poor employees *gasp* MADE EXTRA NUGGETS BEFORE CLOSE.
sinnnical: Ah my first job, smithing the horseshoes for the peasants in my town
itira: working at Video stores was the best
silenceaux: Don't want to encourage people to 'accidentally' put too many burgers on at the end of the night and then ooooops might as well take 'em home
nosole: Blockbuster job, hell yeah!
quasi79fu: What is Blockbuster?
talosparoxi: I would absolutely throw that food out into the trash can that is my car
Manae: I take offense to that. Ive literally done work as a blacksmith
MegaDosX: Blockbuster? Never heard of it
robo__nixon: Blockbuster was like Netflix for Gen X
Kramburger: Ben, what was it like in the olden times?
NightValien28: oooooooooooooooh
sinnnical: GOOD FOR HER
monakai: Many bangers.
Robot_Bones: AMV paradise
SachielOne: There's a reason you can't take it home. "OH NO, Look at ALL this extra food that we didn't sell that I cooked 5 minutes before closing. Guess I'll take it home."
NightValien28: ew
cgwonder: so basically every song from your middle school disco
GhostValv: :O
elah806: Blockbuster has a great selection of movies for viewers over 18
tipulsar85: Return of the King Came out in 2003
Makrosian_Tae: Stacey's Mom wasn't an 80's hit???
SnyperWoIf: Blockbuster was a video rental store
xantos69: holy crap this year has amazing music
underhill33: She's all I want
nosole: Blockbuster employees are WoW nerds, I speak from experience
quasi79fu: She came out as what?
GhostValv: plz stop
tenthpieceofeight: I too worked at Blockbusters.
RayFK: Man Fuck Silent Hill 3 can we just listen to those bops?
Makrosian_Tae: Excuse me?
tater_stotts: Breaking The Habit!!!
Steelwolf171: Yeah Blockbuster, where you had to throw out all the unrented videos at the end of the night
mochabeanie: YO this is just my runescape play list
hesterbyrde: Linkin Park and Evanescence.... no wonder millennials are depressed
prince_infidel: When are we bringing back ice cream points?
DiscordianTokkan: Eff Blockbuster, I remember VIDEOFLICS, had the finest danged VHS around
BrowneePoints: Icky Thump whodda thunk!?
Lord_ZYRK: Steelwolf171 LUL
Kramburger: Pirate Radio Stream
MegaDosX: So is this stream now a Spotify playlist of the hits of 2003?
KyeMonster: I feel ollllld
djangoman11: Non Stop BANGERS
Austere_Squire: i'm good on the early 200s
JaymicUnyielding: Aren't we playing Mirrodin?
Nigouki: time for Iraq War 2.0!!
Austere_Squire: 2000s, even
talosparoxi: well... better 2003 than 2020
asthanius: dayyyyytonaaaaa
hesterbyrde: I graduated high school this year and went to college.
BusTed: Gullwing doors
AtomicAlchemical: Pretty sure Blockbuster is a small chain of vhs and dvd retail stores in parts of southern Alaska that don't get cable
MegaDosX: That's the other half Adam
BrowneePoints: Gull Wing Doors ya
dweebert91: @LoadingReadyRun tell the story about you taking money out of the video store register and gave it to james
korvys: That's the other half
Austere_Squire: is the audio unsyced?
TehAmelie: 2003 had internet forums. remember those? having actual conversations over days and months
MegaDosX: One half travel through time, one half awesome gull wing doors
withwherewithal: All cars travel through space, very few travel through time
tipulsar85: When Silent hill 3 came out, I had just turned Voting age.
mochabeanie: the ipod nano comes out in 2 years
sinnnical: IN 2003 i was crawling around on the floor eating play-doh, so nothings changed
talosparoxi: the delorian can't travel through space
MegaDosX: Mr Bucket!
JaymicUnyielding: I was 9 that year!
Dmc3628: ah Watch Nope
Robot_Bones: guess i won't need this drivers ;icense
aWabbajack: Dread X Collection 2 slight upgrade
talosparoxi: except by the definition that time=space
aWabbajack: I tried a game or two in that one
James_LRR: and me that one time for alike an hours
somethinglikesilence: technically all cars travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
quasi79fu: Hi James
robo__nixon: Happy Spooptober!
James_LRR: it what an hour
Dmc3628: this one is WILD
ButButTheJesus: it what
prince_infidel: The Balls Pop Out of His Mouth!
aWabbajack: I love the intro song for this
Austere_Squire: anyone else with audio synce issues?
Aylig: Brick to the face
Dmc3628: a sledgehammer?
talosparoxi: it what an hour - James
James_LRR: Hey! That was me
BrowneePoints: This game is what the 2nd Silent Hill movie is based on!
rasterscan: 10/10 comparison
James_LRR: He's talking about me
rasterscan: Oh my god it's James
quasi79fu: Yup James
ButButTheJesus: it James!
TehAmelie: technically all vehicles travel at relativistic speeds. the time dilation is not even measurable but still
JaymicUnyielding: Famous YouTuber James Turner?!
djangoman11: guys, be cool, james is here
tipulsar85: Well Magical Girl Heather also exists in this game...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James?! James knows that guy!
sir_jack_DB: all the subtlety of being hit in the head by a gold brick wrapped in lemon zest
quasi79fu: Is it a warm Blanket?
Mistborn83: I want to spend my points on ice cream but we already reached 10mil
elah806: on, and on, ad on, and on
SquareDotCube: Fortunately, luck is on your side Ben - Once you finish Silent Hill 3, Silent Hill 4 is on GOG now, so no having to struggle finding a copy of the game!
gualdhar: wait, James is in chat AND on stream?
absorbedtulip9: hello everyone!!
BrowneePoints: Also because the game handles them SO CLICHE
Kramburger: Silent Hill games need an overarching CW for a BUNCH of stuff
Austere_Squire: loudbois
ButButTheJesus: YEAHHHHH
Mistborn83: They are loud deal with it you troglodytes
monakai: Dig the hair Adam.
Robot_Bones: rip head phone users Kappa
Atreides42: lrrARROW lrrJAMES lrrARROW_HF
Alahmnat: compressor save us, lol
DoodlestheGreat: By the by, Adam, congrats on becoming an ambassador for Take This!
sinnnical: Down with booth cam UghguuHGUGHghguhgh
Mysticman89: i dislike speedurning games, but I did this game a few times just because it kinda made me
LemonLemur: This is just U2s new years day!
laskoreadscomics: If we have issues we should just Blame James right?
BrowneePoints: RE8!!!!
Zaraka00: please summarize silent hill up until this point thanks
Sogheim: I haven't seen a merry go round in years. Years!
elah806: Keep waiting for this song to burst into since u been gon
TehAmelie: this game handles its issues pretty well. it is just a non-stop trauma fest however
Mistborn83: Is this where SH2 ended?
Makrosian_Tae: I KNEW the melody was familiar @LemonLemur
djangoman11: Blue Steel
SnyperWoIf: Sub me daddy
ButButTheJesus: RE: VIILage
Mister_Hush: good prank adam :)
BrowneePoints: You're a Spicy Tako Ben!
bv310: Hell yeah, Hollandaise
ButButTheJesus: gottem!
NimrodXIV: the most?
Mistborn83: Ben is a good eggs Benadict
Atreides42: LUL
monakai: Positive qualities: enjoys food.
MegaDosX: Ben. Ben pls.
itira: wow ben
Kramburger: COWARD
cgwonder: what you like about yourself is your taste in eggs
Austere_Squire: your favorite thing about you is that you love eggs benedict
talosparoxi: you like that you like eggs benedict? well played
Austere_Squire: I respect it
Zethrik: does not count
prince_infidel: Ben has an infectious laugh!
elkae: Hey you both accept compliments/say good things about yourselves by deflecting, haha. :)
BusTed: zing
Kramburger: ZAGGED ON EM
somethinglikesilence: Ha gottem!
ky0dar: you are a good egg, benedict
Mister_Hush: You like a good hollandaise?
Foreverbackwards subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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TehAmelie: "they look like monsters to you?" this game basically invented gaslighting
Kramburger: What's your perfect Sunday?
BusTed: "the most"
SnyperWoIf: ability to survive large amounts of coke?
ButButTheJesus: you guys
Mistborn83: Brunch Bros
Lord_ZYRK: Starchbats
soupgiraffe: honestly same
elah806: Heather's vest is like three whole things
BrowneePoints: You both ACTIVELY try to make your spaces on the internet welcoming and inclusive!
MrMatternot: Waffle Haus
rasterscan: Anyone have the name of the song so I can find it on youtube? I know I'm probably the last to ask
rasterscan: >.<
Electrodyne: hash browns with a fried egg chopped up and mixed in
diseaseturtle: this game is pog
theevermist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
theevermist: Aww yeah time for some spoops
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MrMatternot: SH3 Theme
ButButTheJesus: May I suggest, pretend like its 2003, and you hadn't played as many scary games yet, and you had a childlike wonder and fear of something like this.
oakentree subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
oakentree: oh dang, almost 4 years?? good lord time flies
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ButButTheJesus: Cheer500 May I suggest, pretend like its 2003, and you hadn't played as many scary games yet, and you had a childlike wonder and fear of something like this.
LemonLemur: @rasterscan No clue what the actual song is, but it is just U2's new years day
itsr67: quiet mountain
Mistborn83: He called you an idiot are you oging to take that
Mysticman89: should have acquired a save with all the unlocks so you can heather beam
TehAmelie: we need another name for Game Heather. why not Knife Mom
Austere_Squire: i also thought they mean, like, LRR heather and was SO confused
cgwonder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
cgwonder: the hills are alive with the sound of silence
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rasterscan: Oh dang, thank you @LemonLemur
mochabeanie: hell yeah adam is punchy today i love it
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie :D
Austere_Squire: do games still start with AMVs or was that just a 2000s thing?
MegaDosX: No it isn't Adam, it's still March
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Antimuffin: 41 months! That's almost 42 months! Excited for the Silence of the Hills.
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cgwonder: it's marchtober
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cgwonder: i was 10
gualdhar: we get it Ben, you're a baby
enfys_book: I was 23 in 2003
Mistborn83: Baby Ben
Kramburger: Man, fuck 2003. The further I get from high school, the better my life gets
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I was 3
MegaDosX: I was 14
Mister_Hush: I was 10 in '03, and boy do I remember those AMVs.
letfireraindown: i was in the us army in 03
soupgiraffe: I was 10 lol
Mistborn83: I was 20
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Mine too!
soupgiraffe: well 9 until the 25th lol
Zaraka00: I was wondeering if that was true!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ooft I was 17
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer200 it’s my anniversary, eight years ago this morning I married @BoiGinny and it’s still the best thing I’ve done in my life
Phailhammer: You're 92!? :O You don't look a day over 69!
marshacado: 2003? i would be 1
GreayStone: 21 in 2003
Mistborn83: I think Adam and I are pretty much the same sage
Phailhammer: lrrBEEJ
HondoTrigger converted from a Twitch Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
korvys: So this is Adam with his cool new game, and his little brother Ben who shouldn't be playing, but Adam's the cool older brother.
Kramburger: That deep dead by daylight lore
afantastico: I was 19 when Ben was born
MegaDosX: Does he have a shotgun arm?
Mistborn83: @afantastico I feel that pain
quasi79fu: Laurie from Halloween
Kramburger: Ben really does look like he's sitting on Adam's knee this week
quasi79fu: and stranger things characters
BusTed: Stranger Things
LemonLemur: So I will never get a new castlevania, but I can get pyramid head in DBDL
Sogheim: Ash from Evil Dead is still in it?
BusTed: He is, Sogheim
quasi79fu: yup
Kramburger: Papa Savidan
Austere_Squire: "And what would you like for Christmas, Benjamin?"
soupgiraffe: big leanin
BusTed: No shotgun or chainsaw, though.
Mysticman89: oh wait, this is the one where hard riddle requires a lit degree
korvys: 2003, 11 y/o ben and 19 y/o Adam
Dmc3628: puzzle level adjuster DAMN
Mistborn83: Way to take it on easy mode
hesterbyrde: Awwwww
elah806: rrrRiddle me piss
TheBearBee: Please papa. May I play the silent hills and be pogchamp like you?
GhostValv: riddle level seabatTROG
MegaDosX: Ash doesn't have his boomstick? Booo
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun You'll recognize the Robbie the Rabbit Legion skins here, too.
Kramburger: Smooth Brained Adam Savidan
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Countjondi: I like that the difficulty is Modular there though
SquareDotCube: How else did you get that galaxy brain
Sogheim: ah. spooky teacup ride
itira: oh my
liono76: that is pretty deese green screen i didn't notice till now
spo_okymulder: twitch chat already getting scolded
BrassWingman: JUMPSCARE
Countjondi: There's lots of folks that enjoy combat or puzzles, but not so much the other
GhostValv: what about the carneconsonant
afantastico: I watched the movie Tumbbad over the weekend, and a boy said Papa! I thought of you two.
MegaDosX: What on earth are you talking about Ben
Mysticman89: I like hard puzzles other than the shakespear one in this
bv310: Hell yeah, Bonhomme Carnaval
Sogheim: no no no bunnies
TheBearBee: You don't know me
Mistborn83: prove it
djangoman11: wait, Ukrainian?
TehAmelie: Five Nights at Freddy's here
diseaseturtle: dead bunny man
silenceaux: He can snap in three languages
WalrusOntheCourt: I can order food in at least three languages.
TheBearBee: You don't know me. I speak what I want
BusTed: slytqKnife
Kramburger: John Bonham Carnivale
Mistborn83: What a cute bunny
amuseoffirebane: Hello spoop boys!! So happy today's Let's Nope is also on my birthday and I got home just in time! Celebrating with a nice dinner <3
elkae: slytqKnife
itsr67: LUL
liono76: when you realize you further behind other people in chat.....
BusTed: slytqOhno
bv310: Tire d'Erable! It's a delight
itira: slytqSpoon
circusofkirkus: that's disgusting
silenceaux: Heather you are clearly at Lakeside Amusement Park
sinnnical: Ah feeding the children like the animals they are
soupgiraffe: are you fuckin with us ben
YawnLance: Today we learned about how Ben used to pretend to be a horse :)
djangoman11: that doesn't sound sanitary
Countjondi: That sounds like an awesome tradition
Azralorne: I promise he's not lying, Adam lol
WalrusOntheCourt: All I want to do is to learn how to say "Don't shoot!" in every language.
hesterbyrde: Mmmm maple syrup and covid slushie
bv310: I promise this is delightfully real
ButButTheJesus: no sir i don't like it
Mistborn83: Stream derailed
Nigouki: Canadian prairies have a surprisingly large Ukranian diaspora
unfamiliarpatterns: sounds similar to snow cream
oyleslyck: it's legit - maple syrup lollipops
liono76: Ben was/is furry?
robo__nixon: I literally saw this on Hallmark channel at my Grandma's the other day
Austere_Squire: do you wanna have a nightmare?
elkae: Le bonhomme
SquareDotCube: He's a good snowman, bront
elkae: Don't tell Milk you said that, Adam
JaymicUnyielding: There is.
MaceLight: what version are we playing?
bv310: Bonhomme is also generally supposed to be a local celebrity, so it's a fun surprise when they reveal them on the last day. My Grandpa got asked one year
GhostValv: D:
TehAmelie: that's it
Makrosian_Tae: Tank controls was EVERYWHERE in that era
Austere_Squire: oh dear lord, that snowman is cursed
Kramburger: The new Five nights at Freddy's is looking good
robo__nixon: But Adam, have you seen Butter Gritty? Truly the most terrifying
Makrosian_Tae: Parasite Eve 2 anyone?
elah806: Wow, those are some fuckin deep house stabs
quasi79fu: Im scared
talosparoxi: that's a thing on pei too. not in schools but on tours to maple syrup manufacturers
ky0dar: booo, ben you softie.
quasi79fu: Dont let that snowman get me
JaymicUnyielding: We got COMBOS
MegaDosX: She's going for it with that knife
cgwonder: those are some excellent knife attack sounds....
HondoTrigger: Silent Hill 3 is my favorite horror game, right up there with moderating Adam's channel Kappa Cheer100
djangoman11: but thank controls are historically accurate
djangoman11: *tank
TehAmelie: Knife Daughter is on the job
Makrosian_Tae: It's because they're cut together too rapidly
BusTed: skip skop
Mister_Hush: That sounds like old, bad sound samples being upsampled
itira: them sound effects
YawnLance: That is the sound of a human girl
CastleOtranto: Wait, I'm American. Why do I know more about Bonhomme than Adam?
itira: it sounds autotuned
itomeshi: Sweet Combo Action!
oyleslyck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJsV8gwUNY - video of the maple syrup poured over snow to make a taffy lollipop
WalrusOntheCourt: Was that the rabbit??
Austere_Squire: Maybe she's a Link cosplayer?
soupgiraffe: ok link lol
elah806: She's inhaling and exhaling at the same time
MegaDosX: Ben charge up your spin attack with the knife
ky0dar: hip hip skaaa
Kramburger: F
Zaraka00: ded
Austere_Squire: did you die
BusTed: gg
Austere_Squire: BEN
Atreides42: F
theevermist: LUL
cgwonder: well, good game guys
InkyGhoast: lol
quasi79fu: Roflmao
bv310: WOW
elkae: Hep skank!
MegaDosX: lmao Ben
Austere_Squire: BEN HOW
mochabeanie: good start
gualdhar: there's a hole
AgentMagicMaster: unsubscribe link noises
Lord_ZYRK: roll credits
TheBorzoi: GG. On to the next game Kappa
unfamiliarpatterns: rip
GhostValv: :O
Spacepup: gg ben
Mistborn83: RIP
JaymicUnyielding: yup
xantos69: well somebody here isn't a power gamer.
robo__nixon: F
Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:04.
prince_infidel: F
talosparoxi: you just skipped the tutorial
itira: LOL rip
InkyGhoast: wait does that do what i think it does
Makrosian_Tae: What the actual hell?
Austere_Squire: f
OnyxOblivion: wouldnt happen with tank controls
CastleOtranto: Good stream everyone!
soupgiraffe: fell into the plot
Zaraka00: did you just skip the intro lmao
InkyGhoast: hahaha we skipped that entire sequence!
Atreides42: I had no idea you could skip that part! LUL
Mister_Hush: you found the go forward trigger! Google job!
Arimus221: Speedrun strats LUL
Austere_Squire: Do you understand it, Adam? if no, then yes
Kramburger: Speedrunalloneword?
TehAmelie: "what is happening" is a question you may be asking a lot
Mysticman89: tomato ketchup, as opposed to...
liono76: That was the whole game
ButButTheJesus: oh yeah, you can just die and skip the intro area
TrinexxSlayer: ruh haah hoouh
JaymicUnyielding: yes you did
InkyGhoast: you sure as shit did
infinity_225: It was all just a dream
djangoman11: amazing
TheBearBee: You really should redo it
TheDeafMints: ewww HD collection
Countjondi: there should be a spinoff to silent hillcalled loud crater
robo__nixon: Get in that Daytona and go back Ben!
RaklarLS: if you time it right, you get the first three notes of "Go to sleep"
elkae: Hep hep skank!
itomeshi: Oh, come on, you have 3 PS3s
Camail: i like being lied to
snowmonkey99: Any more?
YawnLance: You lied to us? benginCry
JaymicUnyielding: You LIED TO US?!
ky0dar: oh, HD collection? i feel unclean now
NimrodXIV: oh no, it's the HD collection?
GhostValv: seabatUseless
theevermist: I didn't call Ben a liar I called you one
TheDeafMints: Yep NimrodXIV
Kramburger: AND I'D DO IT AGAIN
Austere_Squire: ben would never lie to us. Adam, tho....
WonderfulGlory: The rest of the game is going to make way less sense without the context of the intro
Easilycrazyhat: Wait...you lie to us? benginCry benginCry
TheDeafMints: If they are running it on the PS3
BrassWingman: What a great dream; waking up in a weird park then falling down a f'ing hole
Nigouki: oooooooooooh, that's why the PS3 was on, we were wondering about that at the start of Talking Sim
MegaDosX: Adam would absolutely lie to us
CataclysmicReverb: Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
diseaseturtle: HD tits hell ya
Countjondi: being lied to is an odd fetish
elkae: We are Adam's babies
NimrodXIV: that's why her voice sounded so bad
JaymicUnyielding: but why is Pyramid Head here?
ky0dar: why do you do this to us, and yourself? why HD Collection?
Countjondi: not shamin it tho
TheDeafMints: You know theres a PC verison of Silent hill 3 right @LoadingReadyRun ?
theonlybm: We should vote Kramburger off the ship
elkae: He called Twitch chat as much earlier today
Austere_Squire: elite gamer
RaklarLS: the hd collection for sh3 was fine, compared to 2
NightValien28: this is the opposite of a speed run
sinnnical: The tutorial is considered violent and cruel lmao
Kramburger: Guys, theonlyblm is sus
Mysticman89: we should make a youtube video consisting entirely of adams noises
MegaDosX: Ben, no
TehAmelie: you discovered speedrun strats like my mom picking up a controller for the first time and inventing the level skip cheat in Contra 3
EvilBadman: Straight banger alert - BOTW Link sounds
BusTed: Throwing pottery at the walls.
Austere_Squire: i am having visceral flashbacks of Windwaker Link noises
Makrosian_Tae: Is it just me or is there audio de-sync?
bv310: !sus
LRRbot: Alex is acting suspicious...
theonlybm: @kramburger I was on medbay
RayFK: Neighbors just go "Dude this guy makes weird sex noises"
itomeshi: @Austere_Squire It's not just you.
aWabbajack: teenSUS
Mistborn83: Who is excited about 3 hours of these noises from Adam
elah806: LRRbot, Alex is always acting suspicious
Kramburger: I saw theonlyblm vent
WalrusOntheCourt: I'm still not sure that sound wasn't coming from the stuffed rabbit.
mowdownjoe: "Are you winning, son?
TehAmelie: that really happened. like 10 years before gamefaqs had it
KodeMage: adam throwing shade at our parents?
MegaDosX: The jukes!
Makrosian_Tae: Knife?
Sogheim: is that a Houndour?
InkyGhoast: SEKIRO
Makrosian_Tae: Use knife on dog?
BTC1220: It's cuz they're not gamers yet... they still know how to look up
monakai: My mom is playing video games for the first time in her life. We are playing Minecraft, and session 4 she can finally move forward without looking at the sky or the floor.
sinnnical: that dogs a dumbass, clearly cant walk
Kramburger: KNIFE EM
Makrosian_Tae: Use knife on lock?
WalrusOntheCourt: Jabaited!!
elah806: IDK three hours of aaAAAH sounds pretty cool
KodeMage: friendo!
MegaDosX: Also I love how every little piece of this floor sounds exactly the same
InkyGhoast: i feel like knife em is optional if we're good at dodging
itira: the sound effects are a lot
EvilBadman: Silent hill Baybee
ky0dar: theyre made out of meat
LemonLemur: Is this like one of those fights you are supposed to lose?!
Lord_ZYRK: Ma'am, this area is for employees only
liono76: that's a weird dog
TehAmelie: an animal stuffed with rabbits?
Kramburger: Benn skipping the Knifey Spoony subgame? WEAK
cgwonder: oh god i hate the grate noises
Mistborn83: the walking nosies ugh
WalrusOntheCourt: yip yap!
BusTed: Is she a robot?
KodeMage: you can't wear the hats? what kind of game is this?
gualdhar: this is a weird walking sound
Austere_Squire: what the fuck kind of shoes is she wearing
Lord_ZYRK: It's those hot new NOISE BOOTS
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun In DBD, Legion has 4 skins based on this mascot.
soupgiraffe: thats a crunchy ass floor
ky0dar: the floor is made of metal
robo__nixon: Chain mail shoes were all the rage in 2003
aldruon: Hey look! it's a Ben and an Adam!
Mister_Hush: Don't you go clomping around on grates for fun in terror town?
theevermist: nasty
Zethrik: She sounds like a mech
KodeMage: robot wlaking on glass
talosparoxi: wait until it becomes tap, tap, tap...
KodeMage: walking*
Zaraka00: I like yoru chainmail boots
RaklarLS: metal boots, clearly
MegaDosX: With how loud her steps are, what is she wearing, depleted uranium shoes?
Sogheim: is this one of those games where all the floors are grates so the blood drains away?
Countjondi: what weird sound is that?
KodeMage: typewriter feets
Masslost: is she wearing rubber boots
RayFK: Yo someone call me?
Mister_Hush: ben went straight to Kingdom Hearts music
liono76: *pov* your heels jingle jangle
elah806: Funny how you never hear about locks breaking or jamming, except in horror games where it's a problem affecting a good 90% of doors
YawnLance: Oh wait, is this that Traverse Town place? lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: Someone's cousin clearly owns a chain mesh flooring business
FarleyF: I wonder if we had a mixture of crossing the streams and let's nope play dead by daylight -- call it Crossing the Nopes
Lord_ZYRK: the point is FEAR
Atreides42: I always hated those things. They're so creepy.
InkyGhoast: the point of this is foreshadowing and themeing
KodeMage: do it!
ButButTheJesus: !point
KodeMage: chat demands it!
WalrusOntheCourt: Say what??
elah806: *blinks* is this that level from Sonic Adventure 2?
BusTed: Pretty good.
talosparoxi: as with most silent hill intros, it becomes clear in like 6 hours
itira: The walking sound reminds me of the carnotaurus walking in Ark... so annoying
Kramburger: Adam need tighter pants for that
Solid_Fuel: is this supposed to be silent?
ky0dar: no, the hill is silent
RendezVoodoo: this is adams highest pitch
Countjondi: I can do Modern major general
BrowneePoints: I still can!
KodeMage: plummet!
bv310: Good save
monakai: I've heard of on rails games before, but this is ridiculous.
KodeMage: plummet, plummet, plummet!
sinnnical: Adam's voice can only go as high as the horse he sits on
MegaDosX: @monakai Spectacular :p
gayghostprince: hello!!
Kramburger: Sure am glad we didn't skip this tutorial, we're learning so much lore and gameplay
gayghostprince: chat buddies
Zethrik: know what would make this better? tank controls
silenceaux: Tank controls?
rasterscan: Nope, you keep going
gayghostprince: respective streamers
RendezVoodoo: Heather doesnt have what you call a sense of self preservation
ButButTheJesus: adam was right
sgowell: Be careful after a few games this hero has been known to pull to the left.
talosparoxi: yeah, I may have oversold it when I called it a tutorial
JaymicUnyielding: Plot Ledges?
cgwonder: i think stay on the grating rather than the rail
robo__nixon: Pro strats!
BrowneePoints: It was VERY touchy on the hitboxes there
BrowneePoints: no shame
itira: good steering
BusTed: Are we going to get chased?
ky0dar: cutscene!!!
BusTed: Yup.
cgwonder: oh dear
liono76: suffer
KodeMage: jump scare
MegaDosX: Here comes the rollercoaster
itsr67: ???
gayghostprince: God I remember this part.
BusTed: You Died
KodeMage: hit by a train
Kramburger: Worth it!
ButButTheJesus: intro successful
talosparoxi: yep
JaymicUnyielding: That's all.
ky0dar: yah dan a great jorb there homestar
MegaDosX: I guess you "die" one way or the other and then the plot happens
GhostValv: wasted
itsr67: cool.
theonlybm: Cool game
Austere_Squire: don't you feel so knowledgeable now
Atreides42: traeTrain
KodeMage: cool game
MegaDosX: Either by falling, the monsters, or a rollercoaster or some shit
eric_christian_berg: It's a classic story.
ButButTheJesus: Ketchup!
BusTed: Ketchup... Catsup....
gayghostprince: wait so you have to die?
before_damage: Are Ben and Adam spoopin’ it up in here?
GhostValv: :(
KodeMage: hey, mushroom ketchup is real and delicious
Makrosian_Tae: Use rollercoaster on plot? Use rollercoaster on protagonist? What do you want from me, game???
JaymicUnyielding: As opposed to... the other kind of ketchup?
Zaraka00: :(
talosparoxi: best tutorial NA
Mister_Hush: r00d d00d
cgwonder: ooof
Austere_Squire: It's on, Adam
WalrusOntheCourt: The nightmare is the diner!!!
snowmonkey99: Adam has pent up twitch chat issues
quietcat: I mean, fair.
sinnnical: Adam its time to go a few rounds
ButButTheJesus: ooohhhh snap
Kramburger: We're sorry for supporting you with our time and money I guess
Xavier0080: Thems fighting words
mathgeek3_14: we just got roasted
obionedrop: boom roasted I guess
liono76: cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha VoHiYo VoHiYo
KodeMage: @JaymicUnyielding mushroom ketchup came first
theonlybm: Now its personal
spo_okymulder: adam is sassy tonight
TrinexxSlayer: what a nightmare, being called off by adam
Mistborn83: The real spoops are the hurt feels we received along the way
RendezVoodoo: Fair but come on man.
MegaDosX: Adam why so mean :(
robo__nixon: More like Adam Savage-dan
CompletelyUnsure: these graphics are way better than I remember 2003 having
elah806: Is it just me or does Heather kind of look like an alternate universe where Carly Rae Jepsen was active about two decades earlier
gualdhar: Chat's getting ready to pull out the jlrrCai jlrrLlou
itsr67: aw hell yeah 2003
JaymicUnyielding: Pay phones? It really IS 2003
elkae: They're Papyrus
Bearudite: its on like donkey kong and his coconut guns fire in spurts
mathgeek3_14: we got roasted and Ben is redy with tomatoe ketchup
Zaraka00: I like the cargo vest
Mysticman89: I used all my change on this pay phone
MegaDosX: Also yeah payphones are definitely dating this game seriously
soupgiraffe: couldn't score the drugs
sinnnical: shes calling her sugar daddy not her father
jessieimproved: what the f is this music while talking to your Dad
Xavier0080: Another horror game revolving around calling people? Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: This old 2000's style font is KILLING ME
itira: what thing?
Kreiseler: no change for the bus but using a pay phone? Heather sus
Mistborn83: Thats the dream right?
Austere_Squire: you two are in rare form tonight; making me smile with how upbeat you are
llollipopdragon: that "thing"
KodeMage: pockets full, none of them with anything useful
talosparoxi: come at us adam FBCatch
BrowneePoints: I just realized in the 2nd movie which is based on this game they GAVE HER THAT JACKET! @LoadingReadyRun
CataclysmicReverb: Palm Pilots didnt exist yet
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elkae: These faces are so haggard
NimrodXIV: stranger danger!
itsr67: ???
bv310: Man, this dude's mouth flaps are unpleasant
ArrestedHouse: these character models are legit great
ButButTheJesus: The Zune! Its Crack-a-lackin!
Mister_Hush: I had a zune as recently as 2019.
BusTed: cold as ice
cgwonder: i'm a detective, in case you couldn't tell by my hat and coat
itira: spoop
soupgiraffe: burn
MegaDosX: lmao peace out
Mysticman89: douglas douglas...you know the song
Kramburger: Oh hey look it's our tortured father figure for this game
JaymicUnyielding: Heather is so great.
SquareDotCube: She had UGGs before UGGs got popular
gayghostprince: those are her snack pockets
monakai: Heather ain't no snitch.
elah806: Heather is GREAT
ButButTheJesus: Heather lets gooooooo
sinnnical: Heather's better at shit talking than adam is
hesterbyrde: Heather's kinda bad ass
llollipopdragon: creeep
BrowneePoints: Heather is PROBABLY the best SH protag
KodeMage: ew... daddy
Austere_Squire: What a weird thing to say
MegaDosX: Uh.
Zaraka00: who wants to talk about their birth?
Kramburger: GET EM HEATHER
robo__nixon: I can't be any more vague
itira: im uncomfy
gayghostprince: she's 1000% the best protag
soupgiraffe: interesting pick up lines
Austere_Squire: that sure is something i say to someone to get them to talk to me
YawnLance: Not like birth parents or anything, just "It's about your birth" lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
talosparoxi: most sus thing you could say "it's about your birth"
djangoman11: m
WalrusOntheCourt: My daddy always told me not to talk to strangers about my birth.
eric_christian_berg: Turn the music volume down a smidge?
jessieimproved: this dialogue though, masterpiece
RendezVoodoo: Heather wasnt born she sassed herself into existence
theonlybm: My birth? oh boy cant wait
gayghostprince: my birth?
BrowneePoints: It helps Heather's stuff build on SH 1 and 2 @gayghostprince
consolecowboy88: kick him in the crotch heahter
MegaDosX: Man yeet this guy out of a window
chefryto90: I feel like th music is not correct for this scene XD
consolecowboy88: heahter*
Lord_ZYRK: A real Private Dick
itsr67: oh neat cool sigil
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey ben hey adam hows life going
Austere_Squire: oh, good, murder bathroom
NimrodXIV: save point
BusTed: Oh yeah, save point.
MrMatternot: Brown is sus
TheDeafMints: I've been tyhinking about getting the Halo of the sun as my next tattoo
gayghostprince: that's ominous
cgwonder: wow they really don't take care of their bathrooms in this mall
talosparoxi: run, savepoint
before_damage: What is this music?
Despoiler98: MOOD
WalrusOntheCourt: It's always safe to put yourself in a corner with no exits.
ButButTheJesus: TOO REAL
soupgiraffe: at least 2003 games you can see your reflections
SmoreThanAFeelin: big mood
RayFK: Ben that's because Genshin isn't on Steam
MegaDosX: Well you know what they say about looking into the abyss
RayFK: Pogchamp
liono76: typewriters where too much, so magic circles
CataclysmicReverb: Was "The Abyss" that good of a game?
sinnnical: knock knock OCCUPADO
LairofLore: ben stop just saying what we're thinking
SkylerRingtail: Staring at a Steam library is probably better than staring at social media or news these days...
infinity_225: Oh that hits too deep
BusTed: oh no empty boxes
Austere_Squire: if they're empty, move them
jessieimproved: I can't move empty boxes
KodeMage: if only you could move the boxes but they're too heavy?
gayghostprince: hello Ben and Adam. I hope you're both doing well
gibbousm: Good evening Nope Buddies Something I've been wondering: Who are LRR gives the best hugs?
ButButTheJesus: this creepy orange sunset lrrAWESOME
itira: break dancing
enfys_book: Empty boxes, my mortal weakness
spo_okymulder: this soundtrack is so 90s reminiscent, I love it
WalrusOntheCourt: They're empty!!! You can get through them
WalrusOntheCourt: !
MegaDosX: Yeah the sunset's rather unsettling
elah806: Don't forget Bloodborne
elah806: Oh wait that was PS4
GhostValv: it'd be funny if it did the SwSh spin
theonlybm: this poor controler
Makrosian_Tae: You got Dark Souls on my Dualshock 3!
Kramburger: The R1 button is Jammed down
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i just hide all the steam games i wont ever touch but still spent money on so i feel less sad
JaymicUnyielding: "I was two days from retirement!"
WalrusOntheCourt: NO! Empty boxes! Foiled again!!!
BusTed: "Just gonna float that Demon Souls idea out there..."
TheBorzoi: LRR is gonna get 5 PS5's. How else is Paul gonna do 5 PS5's?
ButButTheJesus: LRR's getting 5 PS5's if there's any justice
BrowneePoints: That's a Called Shot there Adam
Kramburger: The GameHaus of LIES
elah806: My Steam library has been more the 50% entirely unplayed games ever since the very first Humble Bundle
mercano82: I think LRR is obligated to get thier hands of 5 PS5s
Kreiseler: gamehaus or riot!
KodeMage: lrr is obligated to get five ps5s aren't they
HondoTrigger: the guy from adam's gamehaus left LRR I thought
bv310: Gamehaus' Glorious Return
HoloTheWiseWolf_: my ps5 is comming in 2021 thats the best i could get
talosparoxi: bring back ______ insert any program here
Zaraka00: Bring👏bac👏gamehaus👏
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's Gamehaus: starring Ben Ulmer
before_damage: Adam, I would love to watch you play demonsouls.
soupgiraffe: very the office style "it is your intro"
robo__nixon: Adam gets the digital ps5 and LRR only has discs! Mwahaha
JaymicUnyielding: The Gamehaus in the Woods
WalrusOntheCourt: These doors... it's like they are blocked by empty boxes...
BrowneePoints: Gamehaus, in the Middle of Game Street, Gamehaus...
Mysticman89: "adam plays the whole thing"
theonlybm: Who would want to watch Adam. yuck
ky0dar: This mall looks clean.
Austere_Squire: what was his name? Kevin?
RayFK: Yeah you only said that to me like 5 times last night :(
Lord_ZYRK: That guy was way too old to be playing video games on the internet
Despoiler98: GUN
Mysticman89: you could play genshin impact on it
Kreiseler: nonono Kevin replaced Steve. or was that blues clues
bv310: Sweet, free gun
Austere_Squire: is this a gun PSA
soupgiraffe: because america
InkyGhoast: sweet free gun
Makrosian_Tae: That escalated quickly: the game!
cgwonder: see a gun, pick it up. normal day
NimrodXIV: lrrFINE
snowmonkey99: Don't touch it!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the gun eats her
ky0dar: now attack with a gun
Despoiler98: JESUS
TheBorzoi: Why would you pick up the gun and put your prints on it?
Lord_ZYRK: Hey, free gun
MegaDosX: UH
Kramburger: OH COOL
WonderfulGlory: It's America Ben, that's how it be
cgwonder: ummmm
KodeMage: convenient
theonlybm: Its a mimic
Austere_Squire: what, ah... what am i looking at
RendezVoodoo: This is America
TheBearBee: Considering how you don't do sidewalk slam anymore, aren't you kind of retired.
KodeMage: point click interface ben
snowmonkey99: Dickhead
Despoiler98: That went from Zero TO NUTS real fast
consolecowboy88: She's in a concealed carry state
sinnnical: Slaps rood of Adam, this bad boy can fit so many insults in him
liono76: cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha yes adam is so old cmcHaha cmcHaha good joke cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha
gayghostprince: oh good a waiting room.
Pendragwn: this is going very baddly
RendezVoodoo: we got guns and freedom
itira: thats real gross
llollipopdragon: why is there a gun at the mall? is it in florida?
Atreides42: traeFine seabatYIKES
Pteraspidomorphi: pew pew
Austere_Squire: i do not like how its face moves
gayghostprince: excuse me sir please wait patiently
enfys_book: noot noot
AgentMagicMaster: how did we get here?
Despoiler98: delayed reaction to bullets
HoloTheWiseWolf_: uhhh ok
bv310: She's got some solid headshot aiming for a newbie
hesterbyrde: Fair warning... it takes like... twice that many bullets to kill those assholes.
Makrosian_Tae: Why does it have such a detailed butt?
BusTed: 📷
talosparoxi: @AgentMagicMaster we crawled out the bathroom window
ky0dar: @AgentMagicMaster woke up in a diner, chased by a detective now here
MegaDosX: *breaks a clock on face*
gayghostprince: the various pork loin tubes monster
Mister_Hush: horror games and detailed butts, name a more iconic duo
CataclysmicReverb: It's a mall based Silent Hill? Obviously you just shot consumerism
withwherewithal: Stepped away to get tea, come back and see monster
NimrodXIV: I remember those guys being bullet sponges later...
Pendragwn: @Makrosian_Tae for people like you
djangoman11: I also don't show any emotions after i shoot demons with my mall gun
itsr67: LUL
TheBearBee: It was not the bullets that won the day, it was high levels of cholesterol that caused a heart attack in that monster.
Despoiler98: YESSSSSS
cgwonder: yessss Ben yessss
ky0dar: yes ben
bv310: I'd watch the heck out of that
ky0dar: you should
MegaDosX: Do it! That'd be amazing!
e_bloc: the World Wrlestling Entertainment?
WonderfulGlory: Blaseball, but wrestling
Kreiseler: blaseball but for wrestling? or can we actually watch it
nyquister_: Hell yes (include channel point betting?)
Nigouki: isn't that gonna be an astonishing amount of work? D:
e_bloc: could be a splort
Kramburger: You can do some pretty interesting stuff in Universe mode in WWE2k
BusTed: I get a lot more mileage out of this than I thought: https://i.imgur.com/eBTki7f.png
robo__nixon: Ultimate Plaid Wrestling!
elah806: So like Hello From the Magic Tavern vs. Blaseball
MegaDosX: Oh, you mean Gangrel
GhostValv: the Kayfabe engine :o
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ben thats just wresteling already
monakai: An actual Fiend.
TheBearBee: dragon Zombie
Makrosian_Tae: @Pendragwn Look...I didn't come here to get called out for liking butts. If I wanted to do that, I'd wear my speedo to family board game night
Ba_Dum_Tish: So how is that different from wrestling?
bv310: Ball Plart, Mall Cop
sinnnical: Adam savidan dressed as bigfoot
BTC1220: How do I sign up for this?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
robo__nixon: Seshy Bunks
n__een_n: til death do us blart
ButButTheJesus: Part Blart Mart Cart
itsr67: Otaku Jeff, the heel
talosparoxi: can't forget jeans' cousin bleans
MegaDosX: No you should absolutely do it Ben!
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bv310: you know, The Savsquatch
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vampires are all up for WrestleVania
BusTed: Even the very tall.
ky0dar: put in Meat
Kramburger: Just saying Ben, I have 140 hours of experience in Character creation in wrestling games
DeM0nFiRe: Paul Blaul Maul Caul
Arbiter1337: That's sounds like a lot of fun Ben. Hope you do it.
nyquister_: Can Adam do some custom announcer lines?
FarleyF: Ben if you build it chat will come
gayghostprince: no. do it
elah806: Adam Savidan has no need to *dress* as Sasquatch
before_damage: That gives me the idea of somehow getting Ben in Olivia’s stream.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So would Cole Gates be part of this league?
SquareDotCube: How about... Savidan Grundy?
RayFK: Goofy is the champion every year
YawnLance: Heck yeah we are! benginDab
robo__nixon: Gangrel is doing a tag match on 10/30 for real. Speaking of wrestling vampires
WonderfulGlory: Yeah they make really good music
ContingentCat: Yeah they're great
Laserbeaks_Fury: Will you add Waluigi?
Zaraka00: a...garage band?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Kramburger out of interest what game has the best customisation
BTC1220: I'll reiterate my previous question... where do I sign up?
Kramburger: Legit my wwe2k19 steam account is 140hrs played, and I've never completed a full match
Dish_KP: sounds awesome, Ben! Go for it!
YawnLance: A band that's in a garage that sometimes make garage music Zaraka00 :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: That will certainly be a project. So will you be the evil manager Ben or the good Manager?
sinnnical: Just dont shave for a few days adam, you'll reach Savsquatch
FarleyF: If anyone has watched We Bear Bears Adam is the tall sasquatch in the cartoon whose name I cannot remember
KyeMonster: spoopy noises
Nasaya31: how can i donate channel points to the ice cream channel?
Kramburger: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Depends on what you want, mostly
talosparoxi: sounds like a new thread is being added to the discord as we speak
e_bloc: Corgo200 I am here for splorts entertainment
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talosparoxi: now we just need a name
Despoiler98: Nope NOPE dont like that
ButButTheJesus: leggy boi!
KyeMonster: could be worse, could be a condom man
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Lieutenant Legs, you ain’t got no Dan!
robo__nixon: Ben gave it a head shot ;)
bv310: Stomp them Dead Space-style
BusTed: The other dong on legs tried to accost us about our birth.
elah806: Just a heads up, chat, this game pretty much never stops with phallic/yonic stuff
Benevum: It's like stomping in dead space but daintier
itsr67: yeah this went from 0 to 100 real fast
GreayStone: XWF
Sogheim: the camera is such a mess but I love the bloody footprints you leave
InkyGhoast: america!
ContingentCat: ah 'Merica
sinnnical: The Detective is still waiting outside the bathroom like, WTF is taking this girl so long
ky0dar: woof
Makrosian_Tae: OOOOF
cgwonder: the staff only sections of this mall are fukcing huge
talosparoxi: I mean the obvious thing would just be to call it ultimate facepunch wrestling
AgentMagicMaster: ouch
prince_infidel: Chat just wants you to yell at them. Chat has a fetish
MegaDosX: Let's not say anything you're going to regret
Austere_Squire: No regerts
WalrusOntheCourt: Even the game designers couldn't stand the her "yap yip" sound she makes when she tries to use the knife.
Kramburger: TBF, Adam's chat is full of nerds and creepers
DeM0nFiRe: pet that dog!
soupgiraffe: stab the doggo
gayghostprince: girls be shopping
robo__nixon: Dog mummy?
elah806: How does this mall have so many doors with broken locks? How do the stores even operate if the stores can't get to their stockrooms
BusTed: That's a houndoom
itsr67: ew it has gross sideways mouth
Pendragwn: can any girls confirm this is what shopping is like
bv310: Sekiro
djangoman11: well that animation is questionable
Benevum: Parry it
talosparoxi: @Kramburger you say that like that isn't literally everyone on twitch
itira: that was aggresive
silenceaux: This is actually dark souls
robo__nixon: Riposte!
cgwonder: actively gaming
wench_tacular: stab it in the taint#
sinnnical: Now thats what i call chasing tail
ButButTheJesus: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
gualdhar: oh so this is where the demigorgon came from
Kramburger: @talosparoxi Hey now, LRR chat at least isn't full of creepers
InkyGhoast: shoulda used your bullets
elah806: Wow, the fuckin oddjob dog right here
ContingentCat: !findquote dark souls
LRRbot: Quote #2596: "Gundam need some Dark Souls stuff." —Beej [2016-05-23]
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can we play benny hill?
CataclysmicReverb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
CataclysmicReverb: I owe Ben $20 and ice cream
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Bearudite: kickin mutt butt
talosparoxi: @Kramburger sure it is, they're just not the majority
itsr67: dw you knifed to save bullets
Kramburger: I have a question!
itsr67: speedrun strats
HoloTheWiseWolf_: 10 bullets and 2 halfs of a dog
ZackTheCatKing: Ben! Hope you are well, I imagine being a streamer is not easy, but know that your visibility and presence is very welcome no matter what you're doing :)
liono76: Freedom seeds, it's all you need
MegaDosX: I want ice cream
gualdhar: James has to record you getting ice cream, for "content"
Ba_Dum_Tish: James is probably in a hole
ptay313: Adam, when someone says they owe you ice cream, you don't question it.
Mai_Andra: But will there be a second playthrough so you can get the "special" weapon?
Bearudite: no not the AppData
Friedent: When James is off the screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's James?"
talosparoxi: he left as soon as you called him on the icream :P
Kramburger: He's on his alt, TamesJurner
GreayStone: Unless he has an alt account
MegaDosX: James is probably falling off a cliff in Minecraft or something
HoloTheWiseWolf_: James busts in with an ice-cream canon
Mysticman89: thats viewer number, it might just tbe one person on many acocunts. we're all james
gualdhar: where there's a silver key, there must be a silver door
BusTed: Time for the arm embiggener power up.
e_bloc: James is in a three-hour brainstorming session about how to get on the highlight reel
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're not a person. We mean- yes, I am a person.
Austere_Squire: honor system puzzles
Lord_ZYRK: Now you're thinking like an American, Adam.
Drathak: Nah it'll just be a sledge hammer
robo__nixon: The fing-longer
Laserbeaks_Fury: What bubblegum on a stick key do ewe need?
liono76: @Lord_ZYRK he's becoming one of us
talosparoxi: to be fair that is a legitimate problem someone could have, dropping a key into a palette
Kramburger: Nightmare on Elm street Gameboy Game for Let's Nope when?
consolecowboy88: Nightmare on Elm street is very creative
snowmonkey99: 1984.... So even given it's 2003 now that was a while ago
niccus: natalie shoes
JaymicUnyielding: @e_bloc *cut to "fall in Minecraft hole" written 17 times on a whiteboard*
RumbletumStudio: Isn't it Johnny Depp that gets sucked into the bed?
consolecowboy88: although my favorite slasher's halloween
underhill33: one of us
e_bloc: think of the exchange rate tho
elah806: Oh wow, a bakery in a mall, this is VERY 2003
talosparoxi: @RumbletumStudio yes
JaymicUnyielding: Yeah, that was Johnny Depp
liono76: one of us
soupgiraffe: what sounds so squishy?
BusTed: Somebody's schlorpin' around up here.
robo__nixon: About time to go through my Friday thr 13th collection again
darkspiredragon: Do you read Sutter Cain?
ladylinzington: oh please start a horror movie club
BTC1220: Horror movie club??? When?? Where???
MrMatternot: Is this the Special Edition with the audio pack?
JaymicUnyielding: I took an entire college semester on horror movies. I am so in.
talosparoxi: probs a good idea honestly
Makrosian_Tae: God they're so squishy! eww....
Mysticman89: this is whatever is in the hd collection
ButButTheJesus: Bread!
cgwonder: ooh bread
Mister_Hush: ASCII art
talosparoxi: or just a map with marked locations
consolecowboy88: Why is this child at the mall at night eve?
BusTed: ASCII art?
InkyGhoast: bread!
consolecowboy88: evem*
ButButTheJesus: Its bread!
Bearudite: gamefaqs
niccus: you can have people make those for your wrestling federation
sinnnical: CRAB COMMENCE
afantastico: I’m on a bunch of Discord’s with horror movie discussions
knickknacksnackery: GameFAQs was my lifeline when I was younger
talosparoxi: it's bread
DRMagnify: dr adam is baldurs gate III worth?
InkyGhoast: time for crab!
itira: yeah gamefaqs!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: megaman walkthrough: just beat the game ya dingus
soupgiraffe: the clamps!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
gualdhar: CRAB RAVE TIME
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tongs? You're Welcome
e_bloc: it's always time for crab
liono76: it's no gun but it'll do
Bearudite: tongs are like stonks for arms
gayghostprince: I love horror movies but not slashes
robo__nixon: Remember when you had to print the walkthrough before the landline was needed for calls? I'm old
Nigouki: A Key to get a Key!
Kramburger: Back in the days where some walkthroughs didn't tell you how to solve a puzzle because they didn't want to 'spoil' it for you
gayghostprince: *slashers
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i do that 100% of the time
BusTed: It's required.
Kramburger: Gotta take those bad boys out for a test drive
HoloTheWiseWolf_: gota make sure they work
YawnLance: Gotta make sure they work
Drathak: ROBOT
gibbousm: I am crab
nyquister_: The Turing Test
jessieimproved: I agree, it is a human need
soupgiraffe: you gotta
YawnLance: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ benginFingers
cgwonder: adam savidan alien confirmed
Pendragwn: Gotta make sure it works
itira: oh yeah i used to play with them at work while i was waiting for things in the oven
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Adam is sus
talosparoxi: adam confirmed robot
gibbousm: Adam confirmed to not be a human
Arimus221: TBF is Adam considered Human?
Atreides42: LLU
Atreides42: *LUL
MrMatternot: He's a Toaster!
GhostValv: :O
liono76: SUS
tergonis: the clicky noise fills me with joy
Seth_Erickson: how can you not clack them together it's so tempting every time
darkspiredragon: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Adam confirmed inhuman monster
sinnnical: My tongs to to another school
snowmonkey99: That joke must be harder to pull off as a Canadian
niccus: voigt-kampf-tong test
Zethrik: wait Canadians can use that too?
MegaDosX: Adam prepares his food with his bare hands, no utensils
MrMatternot: Adam is a Cylon
gualdhar: I feel personally attacked
talosparoxi: I even do that with rubber ones that don't make a sound
liono76: Everyone vote Adam Savadan
jessieimproved: My tongs are already in college
Drathak: Being a canadian is hard because americans suck? Think about how it is to be an american
sinnnical: ABSOLUTELY
asthanius: Yes
CataclysmicReverb: No
RayFK: I did
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nope.
ButButTheJesus: nope
prince_infidel: No
x0den: nope
asthanius: 6th grade
Ba_Dum_Tish: No
Atreides42: Nope
Fugi: Never in my life
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ok ben next step, do you test your chopsticks like you do tongs
Seth_Erickson: nope
SmoreThanAFeelin: I do
HondoTrigger: no but I think some guy at work does
robo__nixon: nope
lemmel: Yup
liono76: nope
RayFK: When I was in like middle school
MrMatternot: nope
SmoreThanAFeelin: all the time
talosparoxi: "my tongs moved out west"
RumbletumStudio: benginNo
MegaDosX: I haven't, but I live in Australia so it'd be a little difficult to swing that particular story
afantastico: Yup
e_bloc: no because when I was younger no one would even believe I has a girlfriend anyway
Kramburger: Try being Aussie, we don't have another country for our fake partners to live in
sinnnical: To be fair, she did live in canada
gibbousm: no, but my first kiss was actually with a Canadian I met on a cruise
gualdhar: not Canada, but on the other coast
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember twitch chat is global
oyleslyck: yes, because I am Canadian lrrBEEJ
JaymicUnyielding: I've never had a significant other. : (
BTC1220: No... because no one would believe me even then
n__een_n: key taken with tongs
rasterscan: I've used my partner lives in California. When I'm stuck on the opposite coast.
SmoreThanAFeelin: because my partner does live in Canada
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catora: Oh man this game. This game makes me think of high school, playing at 3am with my best friends. I love watching good friends have fun with silent hill, stay awesome guys!
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nyquister_: NZ, so no
KV1NN4: My partner DOES live in Canada and I haven't seen them since January :c
jessieimproved: Listen though, I did actually have a college boyfriend in high school, and some people didn't believe me. I am not married to that person.
enfys_book: I did have a genuine Canadian boyfriend when I lived in Minnesota and I was embarassed to tell anyone because it sounded like a lie
elah806: I have pretended to be an entirely different person when engaged in conversation by a stranger on a plane, which I feel is a similar energy
RayFK: Because I was ALSO Canadian, it gave it extra believable
asthanius: OH NO BEN
asthanius: :(
MrMatternot: damn
Mistborn83: that is fing horbile
talosparoxi: that was a feed dump story
BusTed: WutFace
Drathak: Aw I'm sorry
GhostValv: :(
soupgiraffe: ouch
Makrosian_Tae: Awww...
Seth_Erickson: NotLikeThis
bv310: Wooooow, that sucks.
MegaDosX: Wow, harsh
Fugi: damn
Kramburger: That's great for the old self-esteem
itira: my first kiss was a dare too ... lol
MrMatternot: Was it the beard?
prince_infidel: damn
Makrosian_Tae: Why is humanity such garbage?
DeM0nFiRe: Jebaited
Dish_KP: I had a girlfriend in canada when i was 15, but she was my actual girlfriend. in the mid 90s, that was even less believable to people. x.x
Mistborn83: god kids are aweful
GhostValv: time to relive my trauma :(
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Awww my first kiss was with a Canadian too (but he lived in the US). Worst part, his line was, “so sweet 16 never been kissed, eh?” The EH!
JaymicUnyielding: Yeah, the only time anyone "flirted" with me was so the rest of the room could make fun of me. Took me years to figure out what was up.
Seth_Erickson: I haven't had a first kiss so this conversation is way over me
Pendragwn: you can't even do a thing
Faulpyr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
Faulpyr: Wait, this isn't Genshin. Did Ben fail the diplomacy check to convince Adam that it's actually a horror game?
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Mistborn83: I might have made up that I had a gf from Canada
elkae: Old man rants at internet
n__een_n: exactly
Mysticman89: I had a girlfriend in canada once. Not an exciting story since im candian, but it happened
gayghostprince: my first actual kiss was when I was 18 bc i was extremely closeted
ButButTheJesus: i think my great grandma was married at 15
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i dated once at the young age off 25 and gave up a month later
Mister_Hush: @elkae but where's the lie
elah806: No one knows what they're doing in adult relationships
Kramburger: I'm 34 and I'm stull a bundle of hormones
afantastico: I met a boy during Model UN in Winnipeg, and we were penpals for a couple years.
ladylinzington: 3 hormones in a trenchcoat
talosparoxi: at 15? it could be a relationship.
Dish_KP: lol you don't get to validate 15 year old's relationships, Grandpa Adam
Pendragwn: old man swears at internet
GreayStone: I'd argue you don't know what your doing till your 25
MegaDosX: OK, boomer
Kreiseler: old man screams at clouds
MrMatternot: Girlfriend = hormones
Mistborn83: Get off my LAWN
asthanius: To this day, I still believe the first time I was asked out, it was on a dare. I'll never know, though, because I was SO social awkward that I instinctively said "no thanks, maybe later" and walked away.
Kramburger: Concise LUL
Bearudite: not even a joke I had a girlfriend in Bulgaria
elkae: When you were 15 you thought you were a very mature young man :)
bv310: Concise Millenial rants valid points at the Internet?
gayghostprince: but when I was a kid my babysitters son blackmailed me into kissing him. he was twice my age
gibbousm: what is the Age order of LRR?
talosparoxi: 12 or younger is where they're just using the word
JaymicUnyielding: Man, now I'm just sad I've never been on a date.
Makrosian_Tae: God, why do they sound so SQUISHY
robo__nixon: I went on a cruise to Canada with a girlfriend. That's as close at it came
liono76: cmcPain cmcPain cmcPain cmcPain cmcPain cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA cmcGA
Makrosian_Tae: This is disgusting
elkae: @Mister_Hush ikr
Seth_Erickson: I went through highschool completely avoident of relationships and went to prom once because our friends just wanted to hang. we didn't even make it to the dance
talosparoxi: bookstore
Bearudite: FYE
MrMatternot: Blockbuster
e_bloc: dating does suck
elah806: It's a book....store?
sinnnical: Dating honks
enfys_book: Panic! at the Blockbuster
e_bloc: oh man
gayghostprince: tinder will make you never want a date again
Mysticman89: this is one of the most infamous puzzles in all of video games imo
RaklarLS: practice runs are still important Adam D:
elkae: MOOD, Adam
itira: Dating is the worst
BusTed: This is some puzzle bullshit isn't it
HondoTrigger: remember book stores
GhostValv: yeah dating :(
SkylerRingtail: Haven't had a partner in a decade because fuck trying to date these days.
e_bloc: this puzzle is impossible on hard
circusofkirkus: well you are on easy riddle mode :P
gibbousm: whats in the book store? Books and Bullets
Mysticman89: this on hard puzzle mode is obscene
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: PrideCute
MrMatternot: Brush up your Shakespeare
Mister_Hush: Dating only sucks until it doesn't. But that's usually a very long time.
asthanius: 42069
liono76: NICE
Opera707: who needs dating when you got waifus
robo__nixon: And bullets at the f'ing bookstore?
Pendragwn: 6969
talosparoxi: @HondoTrigger I was at the bookstore last week
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JaymicUnyielding: Alright, rephrase: I'm just sad I've never been in a relationship.
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gualdhar: I didn't think I would miss dating until I could leave the house for 8 months
oakentree: i've had like 4 relationships and i'm not sure i've ever gone on an official "date"...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: atleast you know what people want on tinder. atleast in australia its always dat ass and only that
talosparoxi: @robo__nixon it is america
Mai_Andra: This puzzle was easy on hard. The hospital (and possibly the birds) were not. =|
Pendragwn: @talosparoxi did you live
InkyGhoast: you need to read the poem
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Mysticman89: this puzzle is only easy on hard if you happened to have a lit degree majoring in shakespeare
Kramburger: Do what I did and date someone that you met when they hit you with their car
robo__nixon: @talosparoxi as a Flordian, we don't keep bullets EVERYwhere :P
enfys_book: The sound design on this game is...very 2003
Drathak: LOL
asthanius: YO
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Seth_Erickson: damn
circusofkirkus: LUL
asthanius: IT WORKED
silenceaux: Incredible
Bearudite: wow
BusTed: Power move.
AgentMagicMaster: YES
talosparoxi: @robo__nixon lies and slander
oatway: they're not a coward at least
Kreiseler: what was your opinion?
Pendragwn: PepeHands
elah806: God, these house pad stabs
Zaraka00: AWwww
bv310: That's a keeper
oakentree: hooked em in!
chefryto90: Yes
gayghostprince: they know what they're doing
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balfizan: I'm nop 8i
oakentree: aw booo
itira: ouch
Lord_ZYRK: powerful
HondoTrigger: wow, the one that got away
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Daaaaaamn
MrMatternot: Colossus lover?
Mistborn83: offa doffa
robo__nixon: They say opposites attract
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Find them. Find them and tell them thank you.
cgwonder: LUL
Wolveroo: hey to the person whose first kiss was a Canadian on a cruise ... was that a cruise to Hawaii in the early 2000's
HoloTheWiseWolf_: not wrong
consolecowboy88: Hah!
Sogheim: you're not wrong
gibbousm: that opinion is wrong
elkae: I made a clip, it's official :) https://clips.twitch.tv/HardCrispyYakJKanStyle
Makrosian_Tae: I mean, not wrong...
liono76: wrong
talosparoxi: fair opinion
Kreiseler: wow. adam savidan, confirmed monster
Laserbeaks_Fury: The horse didn't even die
robo__nixon: I mean. Yeah kinda
Pteraspidomorphi: Try Nier:automata, you'll get at least a dozen
MrMatternot: Yeah man. Fuck Epona
Atreides42: That opinion is definitely wrong.
gibbousm: at least respect the OST
lord_wertornion: well they didn't agree with you so no fault in them unmatching lrrSPOOP
Mysticman89: you were combining them before
itira: isnt that why people loved the neverending story? something about a horse?
Kramburger: You can't get ye book
elkae: Look, relationships are about compromise
Pendragwn: Give me that account right now so I can match and unmatch you out of spite
Zaraka00: Cool Technology!
Bearudite: how could you say something so controversial yet brave
talosparoxi: I like it but it's not the most gratifying game, gameplaywise
Seth_Erickson: I never saw those either
elkae: Seeing eye pictures I could never see LUL
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gibbousm: its 3 9
silenceaux: 3951
Pendragwn: I think three is on the left
elkae: Did you mean MAGIC eye??
e_bloc: I wish they were doing this puzzle on impossible
rasterscan: !backseat
liono76: Adam's just mad that the Colossuses are shorter than him
n__een_n: i saw one once. the whole 'going out of focus' thing fucked with my eyes
cgwonder: why the fuck would you scrawl the code for your employee area on the spine of some books on a shelf that any customer would look at?
GreayStone: 51234
rasterscan: Oh, can't use it.
Kramburger: If you can't see magic eye pictures it means that you don't have a soul. Sorry Adam, I don't make the rules
gibbousm: 1, III, IV, II
rasterscan: Probably a good time for the !backseat reminder
e_bloc: 42069
Kramburger: !spoilers
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NimrodXIV: give the man a chance
knickknacksnackery: !backseat
Masslost: 8675309
darkspiredragon: 69420
MegaDosX: The solutions in chat also appear to be incorrect based on the thing I googled, so I think you're fine?
prince_infidel: Chat wants to be yelled at
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saucemaster5000: Second week in a row of oat bar not-nuggets and apple fries. Really wondering why Ben liked these so much.
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talosparoxi: 6969
Xavier0080: 1,2,3,4,5? Thats the same password i use on my luggage! Kappa
Mai_Andra: You need to examine them to see which play is in each book. Then there is a poem or some such that tells the order, based on the contents.
Pendragwn: are you doing like every compination
Seth_Erickson: Phasmaphobia you mean
thehokeypokey: did he even look at the clue?
e_bloc: yeah that was a fun stream last night
GhostValv: guest spooksters :O
Electrodyne: up up down down left right b a select start
Wolveroo: hey to the person whose first kiss was a Canadian on a cruise ... was that a cruise to Hawaii in the early 2000's
Kramburger: !findquote spooky
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Kramburger: booo
elkae: !findquote spoop
LRRbot: Quote #657: "I'm like on the edge of my spoops right now." —Serge [2015-09-09]
BusTed: hold up, do we have a potential missed connections here?
Mister_Hush: 3951
HondoTrigger: Remnant is a pretty good horror-ish video game, available for PC on the Epic Games Store and the Steam Platform.
talosparoxi: looks right
Seth_Erickson: Way to go Ben
MrMatternot: huzzah
FarleyF: So Ben/Adam with many different horror multiplayer games out there have you considered occasionally playing any of these with friends and other crewmembers
Mysticman89: remember theres puzzle difficultly modes, so on their mode they don't need to do the poem nonsense
liono76: It's a Gamer Girl
Mai_Andra: You should definitely look up the secret weapons in this game. They are fantastic. But they are only available in a "new game+ mode.
BusTed: @gibbousm See @Wolveroo 's message above.
soupgiraffe: the benginning
sinnnical: the beginning of bofa
Seth_Erickson: @HondoTrigger it's a lost cause we'll never get Adam to play it NotLikeThis
MrMatternot: Eyebrows
Laserbeaks_Fury: Issat Dhalia?
Zaraka00: WE've come to witness the bengineering
MegaDosX: That sounds like Laura Bailey
knickknacksnackery: why are the captions different than the actual speech lol
talosparoxi: that's the opposite of what the subtitles said
thehokeypokey: are these different voice actors?
Pteraspidomorphi: I liked that "So what?"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: claudia and heather are having 2 different conversations
oatway: she's asking for us to remember three whole things?
Robot_Bones: is that the VO for yukiko?
Sogheim: are we, like, the daughter of the devil? again?
MrMatternot: The captions are different because they are playing the SE with a bad redub
RaklarLS: ooooh, i just remembered the plot of this game. Oh no
Mister_Hush: this got Religious quick, alright
gibbousm: @Wolveroo no, it was Caribbean in 2010
hesterbyrde: Yaaaaaay nutty cultists
Pendragwn: Is this the HD? They redid the audio but probably didn't bother with the subtitles lol
cabbageboy_: uh oh she said the magic word
rasterscan: Heather is allergic to preaching
BusTed: aw
Spicy_Meat_Boi: she kinda looks like smeagol
kireawolf: Cause actors and actresses can adlib whenever they want
liono76: it's Kesha pre and post drugs
talosparoxi: you're so stupid... giving me a headache...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: heather phisicly pained by the thought of god
ky0dar: on the list of things i am ok with, this rates a no point no
DeM0nFiRe: Well those are some noises
BusTed: Are you turning into a mindflayer
Driosenth: her tinnitus acted up
MrMatternot: The HD audio is pants.
TrinexxSlayer: "send us to paradise with blood stained hands""so you mean i have to kill you all?"
elkae: Your biiiiiiirrtttthhhhh
JaymicUnyielding: *exposition dump* Heather: I don't get it.
Monocled_Falcon: How about a "hello" before you get to the cult stuff Claudia
liono76: Claudia the Mindtaker
MrMatternot: That's supposed to be the voice of a teenage girl. Sounds like she's 40.
CommiePuddin: What you got against hunny mussy dates?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: dont mess with a mans nuggies
sinnnical: Unpopular opinion Honey mustard sucks
ky0dar: "friends"
underhill33: all trust is gone
DeM0nFiRe: Also telling someone food is one thing when it's another thing is a bad idea when allergies are a thing that exist
lady_gwynethis: nuggies are a saced dish
elkae: Sauced or sacred?
Benevum: Yeah, when it comes to food stuff, ick. I'd probably throw up from the unexpected clash of flavor
Fugi: that is NOT fair
Kramburger: TBF, they still contain the same amount of chicken as normal nuggets
Masslost: speaking of nuggies mcdonalds has spicy nuggets now
GhostValv: unworthy simulacrum
Fugi: get OUTTA HERE
Countjondi: I like honey mustard......
Pendragwn: I mean it's wrong but it's fair
lady_gwynethis: sacred
e_bloc: like what you like but that's totally wrong
Bearudite: what about the spicy nugs?
x0den: i resepect your right to be wrong Kappa
Spicy_Meat_Boi: honey mustard is overrated but it aint bad
sinnnical: imma fight both adam and ben tonight
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talosparoxi: I like my nuggies plain
MaxLSilver: As a kid, my parents fooled me into thinking sauerkraut was undercooked hashbrowns. It was not OK.
Kreiseler: more unpopular opinion: all sauces suck. nuggies should be eaten straight up
Kramburger: I swim to Jim
itira: mcnuggies are the best with BBQ mkay
Sogheim: brb getting my tea, plz don't die
MegaDosX: lmao
gawag_: honey mustard is worse than mustard, but mustard is god tier so
ky0dar: @Kreiseler can i join you on that hill?
MegaDosX: That was weird perspective nonsense
HoloTheWiseWolf_: shes being crushed
The_Passerby: Housin Sauce on nuggies
Kramburger: We got a BOOMBOX
elah806: I actually quite like chicken nuggets with normal mustard, or other types of non-honey mustard
InkyGhoast: Radio...what's up with that radio
BusTed: (Not to scale)
liono76: face down
talosparoxi: the boomiest box
soupgiraffe: break?
ButButTheJesus: The Zune! Its crackalackin!
Bearudite: jamblaster
Monocled_Falcon: Claudia seems to have gone through here breaking all the locks with a hammer
gibbousm: the pandemic has stolen my nuggies the producer of my favorite frozen nuggies has ramped down production due to COVID and aren't making my favorite type
lady_gwynethis: sauces aka how to get children to eat
MrMatternot: Put down the cardboard
Fugi: So many people in this chat are wrong and I don't know how to handle it
Kreiseler: @ky0dar absolutely
sinnnical: I prefer my nuggies with chocolate syrup
DarkMorford: I'm all about the sweet-and-sour personally.
TehAmelie: that's not weird, that's just how big radios were in 2003
Spicy_Meat_Boi: lol
The_Passerby: Ben! housin sauce on nuggies
djangoman11: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?!
Robot_Bones: alright now I can't unhear the Yukiko
liono76: Caught in a landslide?
itira: hey now
x0den: its basic but a good standard
Danaera: Honey with nuggets! :D
djangoman11: IS THIS JUST FANTASY?!
BusTed: What about straight honey?
kireawolf: Don't dis the bbq
knickknacksnackery: yo don't come for me and my BBQ
BrowneePoints: Welp...i'm a BASIC B THEN BEN
HoloTheWiseWolf_: bbq sauce mayo is the best
ky0dar: i just like enjoying the nuggets on their own. Freshly cooked, late at night, with a vanilla coke.
soupgiraffe: buffalo and ranch
WonderfulGlory: Sweet and Sour is the nuts
Fanklok: Nugs get the most powerful Horseradish sauce I can find, nothing else
itira: I feel personally attacked
MrMatternot: Open your eyes
Wolveroo: To the person whose first kiss was a Canadian on a cruise ship was it a cruise to Hawaii around 2002 or 03?
Mister_Hush: All joy leaked away from my life a long time ago, Adam
Roger_Job329: banana ketchup
niccus: wow rude
llollipopdragon: mmm bbq
GreayStone: Honey Mustard
BrowneePoints: All joy HAS leaked away from my life
EvilBadman: Ketchup is the basic babby sauce
Bearudite: I feel personally attacked
talosparoxi: learn to appreciate meat for it's own flavour, without sauces people
The_Passerby: hosin sauce Ben!
Sogheim: but they said it was KC Masterpiece...
Driosenth: BBQ is the most basic? What about ketchup?
kireawolf: how does ben feel about ranch??
Robot_Bones: BBQ sauce >>>> other sauces
BrowneePoints: Jokes on you ben I don't EVEN HAVE A CAR
DeM0nFiRe: Where is this hate for BBQ sauce coming from? Completely unprovoked attack
saucemaster5000: To be clear, my real nuggets are delicious, and I serve with a homemade hoeny mustard
Kaktus021: I used to get straight up honey with my nuggets
gualdhar: but what if it's *spicy* BBQ?
afantastico: I’m a buffalo sauce fan with nuggets
I_Am_Clockwork: heynow bbq chicken pizza is pretty good
e_bloc: bbq sauce is fine replacement level dipping sauce
chefryto90: I like mayo. Just mayo. And for some reason feel personally attacked
FarleyF: Get yourself some garlic aoili sauce
Mistborn83: You clearly have not had good bbq sauce
elkae: Better than Evanescence :P
Kramburger: If you've ordered chicken nuggets al joy has already left your life
Spicy_Meat_Boi: me when i order it with ketchup :(
RendezVoodoo: Why attack me like this Ben?
elah806: oh god, bush
I_Am_Clockwork: shai hulud
itira: you deserve it ben!
FarleyF: Also I'm sorry but I Love BBQ sauce
Robot_Bones: BBQ >>>> Ketchup
Enmity777: how is BBQ more basic than ketchup
BusTed: Don't let the daaaays go byyyy
liono76: lucky you
oyleslyck: bush x were only called bush x in canada because there was already a band called bush
reallegitstreamer: Spicy nuggs + Honey
talosparoxi: also unpopular opinion, barbeque chicken pizza sucks
Mistborn83: BBQ>Than all other sauces
Enmity777: @kramburger facts
ashesandmochi: bbq is the best mcnuggets dipping sauce
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BusTed: Ditch the houndours.
DeM0nFiRe: BBQ chicken pizza is the best pizza fite me irl
I_Am_Clockwork: :(
knickknacksnackery: whoa hold up
talosparoxi: my man adam
Mister_Hush: Buffalo chicken pizza, though, I'm in
Fanklok: Adam is dead to me now
itira: chicken doesnt go on pizza
elah806: Pizza without tomato sauce makes me angry in general
soupgiraffe: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:59.
Spicy_Meat_Boi: bbq pizza isnt even pizza
MegaDosX: Adam, you're dead to me
Drathak: I don't like BBQ sauce either
I_Am_Clockwork: hek yeah ben!
e_bloc: BBQ chicken pizza fucking slaps hard
Mister_Hush: Adam's 12
jessieimproved: bbq chicken pizza *can* be good, but is not an absolute
ButButTheJesus: i also don't like BBQ sauce
Drathak: But I eat pizza with tons of toppings
ky0dar: chiken pizza, im here for, bbq sauce not so much
e_bloc: cheese pizza is also great
chefryto90: Yeaaaaah Adam!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: How many cheeses?
SmoreThanAFeelin: I mean good cheese pizza is better than a lot of other pizza
Bearudite: what is with this anti BBQ manifesto
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
underhill33: cheese pizza is the only real pizza
BrowneePoints: Cheese Pizza is an abomination
elah806: That's because Cheese Pizza is the best pizza
laskoreadscomics: Adam is a Man of Culture
asthanius: Wow, I didn't know Adam was a literal child
elkae: Like a CHILD
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
talosparoxi: garlic fingers for days
itsr67: LUL
liono76: Turns out Ben was the True American
Spicy_Meat_Boi: OOF
cgwonder: ouch
JaymicUnyielding: OW
e_bloc: lrrWOW
oyleslyck: roasted
knickknacksnackery: chicken on pizza goes so hard
Makrosian_Tae: WOO, the HOT TAKES
chefryto90: Wow
MegaDosX: lmao shots fired
x0den: lmao
Kreiseler: RUDE
cgwonder: right in the heart
ButButTheJesus: BAMF
NotCainNorAbel: isn't that what Serge always orders to the point they know his order by his phone number?
prince_infidel: DAMN
JaymicUnyielding: MY FEELINGS
elkae: Like a fukcin' seabatUseless
WonderfulGlory: Blufflo Ranch Chicken Pizza from Philly is where it's at.
itira: Cheese pizza is my jam
tergonis: the truth finally comes out
UrbanSamurai_22: anyone else having audio sync issues?
Fanklok: I expect you to pay for my funeral Adam
GhostValv: :O
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Bearudite: I tender my resignation
talosparoxi: the betrayal
TwitchTVsFrank: murdered
liono76: cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha cmcHaha
itira: wow Adam
sinnnical: Oh no HE NEEDS SOME MILK
Sogheim: I will never have another hamburger pizza. the place replaced the sauce with straight mustard. it's a large pizza. mustard from end to end.
BrowneePoints: That actually hurt mmore than it should have
mochabeanie: adam why dont you have a punchy emote?
e_bloc: I think murdering twitch chat is against TOS
saucemaster5000: Fried Egg on homemade pizza with fresh cheese. Beat that, lesser humans
MegaDosX: Nah, trust is broken, unsubbing at the end of the stream, hope you're happy Adam
DeM0nFiRe: Is it possible to sub to all of LRR except one person? Kappa
ky0dar: its hard to believe you love us when you are so mean.
ButButTheJesus: @UrbanSamurai_22 it seems a bit off and i lose frames sometimes
Mistborn83: what happened to the kind sweet Adam
storiers: just out here breaking down the shared false reality we all construct to get by here. brutal. chef kiss
Fugi: Please keep subbing Adam needs his medium cheese pizza tonight
itira: Adam and Ben are walking a fine line tonight
talosparoxi: @saucemaster5000 that sounds tasty, I'd eat it
elah806: Listen. Cheese pizza is the, well, a platonic ideal of pizza. I believe if you cannot abide by cheese pizza without toppings you have lost the fundamentals of appreciating pizza
Drathak: Woah woah woah, he gets a large cheese
coelopteryx: barbecue sauce goes well with chicken and fries so at least i know i won't waste a bunch of unused sauce
e_bloc: except for Adam. he is incapable of love
TheBehemothBarn: cheer100
lord_wertornion: that was perfect
prince_infidel: Adam, you're just giving chat what they want by insulting them!
talosparoxi: nah, we're just teasing back
UrbanSamurai_22: @ButButTheJesus ok. just making sure its not just me
liono76: Adam, i herebye take back your American Card
theleerm: nah you good Adam
Opera707: i did it again, i paused a livestream
DeM0nFiRe: Is the stream buffering a lot for everyone or just me?
Spicy_Meat_Boi: sausage and pepporoni is where its at
FarleyF: Adam we wouldn't want you any other way - keep bringing the sass
Drathak: Turn in your american card and gun
until_may: Adam and his sqquare head can do no wrong!
Kramburger: Adam, you're older than they are, you need to set a good example
itira: Yall made hardcore fun of my BBQ sauce lolol
Makrosian_Tae: It's not just you @DeM0nFiRe
knickknacksnackery: I don't know how y'all can say BBQ sauce with nugs is basic and then turn around and say plain cheese pizza is your favorite
niccus: ok imagine this: chicken bbq pizza, but deep dish
rasterscan: We're not one amorphous mass! There's dozens of us, dozens!
x0den: at this point would someone want an american card?
elah806: Imagine wanting to be an American in 2020
Drathak: @niccus that sounds actually horrible
Pendragwn: D:
MegaDosX: He was hot though
JaymicUnyielding: I honestly don't like barbecue sauce. Makes playing DBD difficult.
BusTed: seabatApp
CommiePuddin: You BASTARD!
BrowneePoints: Airk, a douche, handsome, but a douche
The_Passerby: Ben and Adam nuggie hour
talosparoxi: ah, that was the reference I was thinking of
TwitchTVsFrank: spoilers!
Kramburger: seabatApp seabatUseless
The_Passerby: I want nuggies
RobotInProgress: America more like Uh-merican you not?!
knickknacksnackery: @elah806 imagine wanting to be an American ever
MegaDosX: We actually watched that on Ben's Discord last week Adam
BrowneePoints: I'm 90% sure willow is why I'm Bi
talosparoxi: I only watched willow like a month ago
Mistborn83: The actor is still alive so there is that
ashiok_nightmare_moose: game is like maybe this will help Kappa
e_bloc: what about Holes
liono76: Ben, give me your adress and i'l send Nuggets to you
KingXicor: Not Holes?
ky0dar: Have you played Shattered Memories, Ben?
BrowneePoints: THey're making a series Adam!
elkae: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
Mistborn83: seabatApp
itira: Willow is amazing
MegaDosX: I had never heard of it before watching it last week on Ben's Discord's movie night
rasterscan: Probably need to break for ads now
BrowneePoints: The novelization treats her WAY better than the movie
YawnLance: Huh, is anyone else getting audio desync or is that on my end? :O
MegaDosX: Madmartigan gets it and thirsts for her, and she's like "well OK then"
silenceaux: It takes a couple attempts, but yeah.
Seth_Erickson: Give me some Pacific Rim any time
saucemaster5000: There was a plan for a Willow Netflix series ala "Dark Crystal." God know what happened to it. Also RIP Dark Crystal
rasterscan: No, I have desync too @YawnLance
Pendragwn: I'm going away
Seth_Erickson: best standalone movie imo
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ky0dar: RIP Dark Crystal
Spicy_Meat_Boi: Pacific Rim is a wonderful film
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 Ron Howard and Warwick Davis are doing a Willow series for Disney +
Kreiseler: what happened to dark crystal?
UrbanSamurai_22: @YawnLance ive had it to for about 10 min
talosparoxi: be fair, she was never in her life treated like a woman, or given any kind of positive reinforcement
BrowneePoints: Age of Resistance got canceled
ky0dar: they cancelled it
Mistborn83: Alright chat now that they are gone we can say all the nice things we want about those 2 and they will never know
korvys: That music sting... where have I heard it before?
BrowneePoints: creators are in talks to bring it elsewhere
amuseoffirebane: the only thing i know about willow is that the movie is called willow. everything else is a mystery
itsr67: @korvys Slo mo guys
korvys: @itsr67 YES
itsr67: it's their ending card noise
ky0dar: i keep getting Willow and LEgend confused.
BusTed: Huh.
itsr67: I'm hearing it too dw
Spicy_Meat_Boi: although personally, my favorite movie is the Shawshank Redemption, thought maybe Im biased because my last name is DuFrene xD
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints is that where it ended up? Sick, I'll resubscribe for that
korvys: Thank you, that was going to bug me
Mistborn83: Favorite move : Braveheart
BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 yep. When disney bought Lucasfilm they got the rights for Willow too
Seth_Erickson: here's a fun thing about willow they hit you with the Wilhelm Scream 3 times
talosparoxi: @amuseoffirebane the titular character is a dwarf that finds a human baby and goes on a quest with said baby in tow
Spicy_Meat_Boi: gosh James looks son good now
itsr67: np I was like "what is that a stock sfx noise"
lady_gwynethis: is this the blue danube but spoopy?
abaoa_qu: in middle school my mom threw away the piece of paper with all my save codes for willow, the video game. You kids will never understand my pain
DarkMorford: Ooh, more Among Us tomorrow
Mistborn83: There is no better movie than Braveheart and I will die on that hill
amuseoffirebane: @talosparoxi oh neat, thanks!
BrowneePoints: @amuseoffirebane Halfling/Hobbit Goes on a quest to protect a baby who is prophesized to save the world
ky0dar: anyway, my mouth is laughing at my face
BrowneePoints: @amuseoffirebane also has Val Kilmer in his BEST ROLE EVER
talosparoxi: @amuseoffirebane it's on disney plus if you have that and an hour and a half to kill
Spicy_Meat_Boi: we have Braveheart to thank for "Freedom!"
Seth_Erickson: do they beat up giant monsters in giant mechs in Braveheart Mistborn? if not it's questionable
amuseoffirebane: @BrowneePoints oooooo
abaoa_qu: it is peak val kilmer
Mistborn83: @BrowneePoints Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a pretty amazing role for Val
ky0dar: i suddenly want to rewatch Highlander.
amuseoffirebane: @talosparoxi I don't but my friends have been talking about watching it for a movie night
Kirkygirl: hey everyone. how's it going?
Spicy_Meat_Boi: oh dang who did the art for that Jojo LRR?
Mistborn83: good @Kirkygirl
talosparoxi: @amuseoffirebane honestly that would be a great way to watch it. It's peak 90s fantasy in all the good and aweful ways
ButButTheJesus: @Kirkygirl hewwo!
Kirkygirl: I hear a Ben! and an Adam!
ky0dar: did you eat the simic slaw
itsr67: mmmmmmm
korvys: And then you saw a mirror!
Kirkygirl: OH NO
gualdhar: is video lagging behind audio for anyone else?
Kramburger: Y I K E S
itsr67: 👀
Kaktus021: Yea, they can go rancid
Mistborn83: no
jessaayyy: me @gualdhar
amuseoffirebane: @Kirkygirl the stream's been good, today's my bday, i ate too much sushi and am slightly dying, and people were nicely explaining movies at me. I'm doing great! :D
BusTed: slytqOhno
YawnLance: Oh no
Hangedman: twitch is having latency hiccups today
talosparoxi: #me
ky0dar: OH NOOOO
x0den: lol
Benevum: Yeah I'm getting audio desync
GhostValv: :O
hesterbyrde: fossilized seeds
niccus: seeds for a better year
KV1NN4: Best Before is different from Expired IMO
silenceaux: That's a problem
Riandisa: Oh no
Pteraspidomorphi: They're super dry and salty
xantos69: I'll miss Ben. He was a good boy.
oyleslyck: they go stale, like soft and not crunchy
Mistborn83: just like Milk cant go bad
Kaktus021: They have oil in them
Mistborn83: prove me worng
Kramburger: Yeah, organic thing can NEVER rot, right?
Kirkygirl: yeah video is lagging behind a bit.
BrowneePoints: Also Adam! They're doing a Willow sequel Series on Disney +, Ron Howard is coming back to direct and Warwick Davis is back for Willow
jessieimproved: If they taste good they're fine
ky0dar: yeah, theres desync on my end too
talosparoxi: I do that all the time with frozen meats
snowmonkey99: Things that go bad by going rancid should be pretty obvious once they're bad
Drasvin: Anything can go bad if mold and stuff gets to them.
knickknacksnackery: @amuseoffirebane Happy Birthday!
hesterbyrde: Nuts and seeds with lots of oil go rancid easy
itomeshi: We will miss you, Ben.
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jessieimproved: If they went rancid you would KNOW
Mistborn83: RIP Ben
saucemaster5000: I'm getting desync too, thought it was just me.
Pendragwn: I already miss him
ArtemisKing: seeing audio desync as well
e_bloc: trying to find a snack
amuseoffirebane: @knickknacksnackery thank you!
ashesandmochi: i've had them go stale and then also go sour
Veraphage: YOU DIED *fade to black*
NimrodXIV: I had a bad experience with expired peanut butter once. ONCE
Mal2mad: And this is why it's DAY/MONTH/YEAR, you daft gringos. bronzeLUL
x0den: but do they make you spit happy spores?
talosparoxi: "it's frozen that makes it fine" - me before inevitably getting sick again
NotCainNorAbel: the oil goes bad. you will know if it was bad. tastes like metal
xantos69: You died as you lived? With a mouthful of nuts?
Fanklok: now we can replace Ben with Dave instead 0f replacing Adam
7gorobei: the oil can go rancid
I_Am_Clockwork: "I always knew it was going to be fucking plants that killed me" - ben, probably
coelopteryx: jeez i thought that story was gonna go all sorts of worse ways
Mistborn83: This chicken picata i made is fing amazing
Nigouki: refreshed to have stream sync with chat but now audio and video desynched
e_bloc: they took the other 97 down
Seth_Erickson: I'd call it a silent building actually Kappa
DarkMorford: Pretty much anything with a lot of oil or fat can go rancid.
talosparoxi: good find ben, that's a non-essential item that cuts damage permenantly
Kaktus021: Here lies Ben; He died as he lived. Eating seeds like a squirrel
Kirkygirl: did you guys want snacks for the Moonbase?
elah806: 2 bottles of beer on a tray, 2 bottles of beer
MillerDark: Today we're having beer casserole. It's beer.
talosparoxi: just make sure you equip it
saucemaster5000: Real question though, can you die on a silent hill? Like, how can you yell on a silent hill?
coelopteryx: expired sunflower seeds that still taste fine is the best case scenario for a "i found something concerning while looking for a snack" story
Kramburger: For real though, what the fuck is happening in this game?
Kirkygirl: I do NOT like the looks of that thing.
Seth_Erickson: If a tree dies on a silent hill does the silent hill make any sound
ky0dar: @Kramburger Heather is having a bad time.
ButButTheJesus: @Kirkygirl say hi to our friends!
ky0dar: plot reveals happen later
talosparoxi: @Kramburger it'll make sense in like 8 hours... kinda... it's silent hill, just go with it
Mistborn83: hey @Kramburger even though ben and adam wont say it. You are great
Kreiseler: Heather's rotten no good very bad day
MegaDosX: Did the protagonist drop acid or something?
ky0dar: did we fall into the back rooms?
Spicy_Meat_Boi: @Kramburger idk
Kramburger: Wouldn't want to bog the player down in literally any plot I guess
Kirkygirl: DO NOT WANT
Seth_Erickson: he's a genius
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
BusTed: Good call.
Seth_Erickson: 👏
e_bloc: I'm opening collector boosters and half the cards are upside down? its weird
gualdhar: oh, that's perfect for us Americans to inject
Kreiseler: man ben actively gaming with those bleach calls
talosparoxi: @Kramburger ohoho just you wait. you want plot, this game will GIVE you plot
darkspiredragon: bleach or eye bleach... gonna need the later...
Kramburger: Someone needs to see their doctor
GhostValv: D:
Mistborn83: that looks like my bathroom after a crohns flare
MegaDosX: Thanks Adam, I was trying to think of a joke but yours was better
BusTed: Do NOT go in there!
Kirkygirl: @kreiseler someone's sanity wound up in Australia from NZ
e_bloc: who hasn;'t been there
Pendragwn: @talosparoxi plot or "plot"
Drathak: So very timely Adam. I had taco bell last night and it was not a good time
Seth_Erickson: snake slipped up through the drains and got the guy
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i grew them one year
e_bloc: I grew ghost peppers last year in my garden
gayghostprince: do you think that guy is still waiting for us
e_bloc: they were insanely hot
ashiok_nightmare_moose: too hot
gualdhar: Adam you're so funny
Kramburger: You've finally made it Adam, confirmed funnier than Twitch Chat
talosparoxi: @Pendragwn plot, there is no t or a in silent hill 3
e_bloc: but I infused some vodka with ghost peppers and it made some badass bloody maries
hesterbyrde: Ghost peppers just taste like pain. I prefer habaneros because they have an actual flavor
Drathak: I wouldn't recommend it. It was a mistake
talosparoxi: go to clock tower 3 for that stuff
oyleslyck: I don't think taco bell is in canada
Kirkygirl: I just saw the dude again and nope I'm sorry I'm going to peace out for now.
ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger i giggled
darkspiredragon: Adam is very successful in being humorous on the internet :)
Kirkygirl: <3
soupgiraffe: ooh the combo
RumbletumStudio: Man, Taco Time is rough
talosparoxi: or maybe clock tower 4? the one that's just a magical girl anime involving serial killers
Kirkygirl: 2spoopy4me
Mysticman89: Id go all the way to reaper peppers or pepper X. if you're gonna be suffering, you might as wel be able to say you ate the hottest afterwords
Kirkygirl: bai
Drathak: Oh I saw you guys walking around at that magicfest lol
bv310: Taco Time does make some bangin' churros
Pendragwn: @talosparoxi why not bible black
InkyGhoast: next time you come to DC you should go to District Taco and love yourself and your bowels a bit more
Goombill: There are two Taco Bells still in Calgary, a city of over 1 million people.
soupgiraffe: not the combo
ky0dar: im still hearing that spooky noise"
jessaayyy: combination pizza hut and taco bell???????
BusTed: I'm at the Pizza Hut
ArdCollider: the nearest TB to Vic is apparently in Nanaimo.
BrowneePoints: Remember when Pizza Hut had Buffets?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: im at the Taco Bell
saucemaster5000: There's a taco bell right across the street from me. It's... a problem some days.
Scrubbodiestobears: there's a Taco Bell/KFC in Surrey now
talosparoxi: @Pendragwn ugh don't bring that evil into this stream. that series has no redeeming value.
jessaayyy: im at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
Mistborn83: they look like the have 2 giant epiglotis for hands.
Pendragwn: @talosparoxi unless
BusTed: I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
ky0dar: there are a couple of doors youve not tried
knickknacksnackery: @jessaayyy Taco Huts are pretty common around where I live
e_bloc: hangerback walker
Drathak: The convention center for Magicfest DC is like 20-30 minutes from DC
SquareDotCube: There's a few tex-mex-based franchies
wintertempest: tacobell/pizzahut? but there can be only one
talosparoxi: a hanger, what is this dirty dancing?
Kramburger: I ain't no hangerback girl
e_bloc: probably bumfudge virginia
silenceaux: Society has not advanced beyond Keys and Doors gameplay
Drathak: Yeah it was virginia
InkyGhoast: ah right Magicfest Dulles
talosparoxi: wendys, no question
Fanklok: really this is just the next logical evolution of a Sierra adventure game
Drathak: Dulles yeah
Kreiseler: wendys breakfast is DOPE
Zettabit_Fox: Carl's
talosparoxi: at least for burger joints
ky0dar: hmm, im gonna say Nandos.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Five Guys?
Arimus221: I haven't had wendy's in forever :(
Dish_KP: Wendy's is SO GOOD
hesterbyrde: Around here.... Zaxbys
niccus: Five Guys is so expensive
e_bloc: calling Dulles DC is just a fucking joke
MegaDosX: I don't think there is Wendys in Australia
itomeshi: I got to say hi to Ben at that Magicfest. And there will never be a MagicFest again...
Danaera: Triple o's
n__een_n: wendy's chicken sandwiches oh man
e_bloc: it can take an hour to get to/from DC from Dulles based on traffic
GreayStone: only Wendy offers the baked potato
TheManaLeek: A&W (in Canada anyways)
jessieimproved: White Castle
Despoiler98: Wendy's Chicken sammiches are dang good
Seth_Erickson: Wendy's fries leave a bit to be desired but they're sandwiches are really good
BusTed: mmm spicy chicken sammich
ky0dar: i dont really go burgers. so Nandos.
CataclysmicReverb: Carl's/Hardee's is in all of the US
soupgiraffe: does Culver's count?
gualdhar: Popeye's is great but they don't expand much
JaymicUnyielding: I gotta take y'all to a Culver's next time you're in the midwest.
InkyGhoast: i like arby's
e_bloc: Nandos is super under appreciated
Despoiler98: @soupgiraffe OMG Culvers
BrowneePoints: Wendy's has to be eaten within 10mins or it sucks
Seth_Erickson: arby's is pretty good too
CataclysmicReverb: Wendy's fries are the worst
BrowneePoints: Culver's Slaps
itomeshi: @e_bloc I mean, I agree, but IAD is listed as a DC airport and the WMATA metro will be running all the way to IAD soon.
talosparoxi: don't worry adam, the maritimes don't have any chains that aren't also everywhere else
InkyGhoast: nando's isn't fast food tho
BrowneePoints: Culver's is AMAZING
Goombill: The Donut Mill is pretty great. A required stop whenever driving through Red deer
Seth_Erickson: I'm eating arby's right now
rick0chet008: Dairy Queen....
SkylerRingtail: We've gotta get ya'll down to Wisconsin to try some Culvers then!
saucemaster5000: Put baked potatoes back in Wendy's you cowards!
Despoiler98: Culvers Fish sandwiches are THE SHIT
InkyGhoast: @itomeshi you vastly underestimate that construction time
jessieimproved: Arby's, but only chicken fingers
NotCainNorAbel: i really can't stand any fast food.
gawag_: agree on dairy queen
GreayStone: Mary Browns
gibbousm: Popeyes is best
ashesandmochi: popeyes also in ontario tbh
e_bloc: @itomeshi this is all true, and I get GP Virginia doesn't sound the same, but still
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah
Bearudite: arby's has potential as long as you don't eat the roast beef
talosparoxi: arbys has pretty good eggs and floats, I'll give them that
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!
Fanklok: arby's is what you eat when you want diarrhea but don't want tacos
Mistborn83: IMO best fast food In and Out Burger
knickknacksnackery: Get y'all to Ohio and get some Raising Canes chicken
CataclysmicReverb: DQ's tendies are... I'm probably going to get some tonight
xantos69: I know Arby's is a crime against good taste, but I LOVE their roast beef and will die on that hill.
gibbousm: Popeyes and Bojangles
oyleslyck: 3 popeyes in the lower mainland
Despoiler98: Only thing I want from an arbys is cury fries
Xavier0080: Raising Canes is v good
soupgiraffe: raising canes is only good because of their sauce there i said it
SquareDotCube: They're fine, if a bit small
soupgiraffe: the chicken alone does not stand up
coelopteryx: wendy's has forfeited "best" status for me until they join the god dang fair food program
talosparoxi: oh man, I could go for some fish and chips from brits right now
itomeshi: @InkyGhoast Oh no, I live right beside it. I've WATCHED the slow crawl. I've read about the delays and the contract fraud.
OldMan_PJ: I hate that Wendy's changed their BBQ sauce to a honey based sauce
moosethatsmiles: I like chick-fil-a. Waffles fries are the best.
Drathak: I live in Maryland and I'm all about seafood and crab
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun My favourite fast food place is Smokin Joe
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Arby’s market fresh sandwiches aren’t bad... but also are the kind of thing you can make at home
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun @seabats Write this down and hold me to it: I WILL treat you guys to Culver's whenever you're next in the Midwest.
e_bloc: mussels in broth is a top-tier seafood dish
InkyGhoast: @itomeshi i live down the street from Purple Line construction so we have solidarity here
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Kreiseler: chick fil a is good. shame about their stances on social issues however
soupgiraffe: man moving from a town of 200,000 to 9,000.. the lack of food places is fucking jarring
Mistborn83: yeah butter burgers
Kreiseler: Culver's is moderate at best
obionedrop: Ooooo Culvers is good
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LurkerSpine: Franks?
soupgiraffe: caseys?
HorusFive: Gino's
Driosenth: Ginos
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun Second that. If you ever make a trip to the mid west I'll take you on a tour of all the best BBQ places.
LurkerSpine: Chickie's and Pete's?
iris_of_ether: So, with the understanding that I did partially grow up on Culvers, I laughed at this: https://www.theonion.com/i-will-personally-destroy-the-chances-of-any-2020-candi-1834299351
niccus: for some reason there are multiple culvers here in Arizona and i have no idea how they got here
Fanklok: pat and ginos
Kreiseler: Philly connection?
itomeshi: and Pat's
ButButTheJesus: @HorusFive it is!
bits4bytes: jims on south street
saucemaster5000: I go to Wing Stop despite their okay wings because even I can't beat their honey mustard sauce.
e_bloc: @InkyGhoast nice, I used to live in downtown SIlver Spring, moved out to Germantown to buy a house
knickknacksnackery: hot take: chick fil a is ok at best and their anti-LGBT support makes them complete trash
bits4bytes: Tony Luke's is wonderful but... not the most popular
SketchyDetails: Theres Factions
InkyGhoast: @e_bloc i'm currently in Silver Spring :D
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @knickknacksnackery agreeeeed
Fanklok: Gino's is overrated tourist garbage
HorusFive: It's been years since I lived in Philly, and I still remember that!
InkyGhoast: the construction is at the metro looool
SkylerRingtail: AMEN, Ben!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Nandos should spread more
e_bloc: @InkyGhoast nice, I miss that place. a lot of good restaurants that were walkable for me
talosparoxi: @soupgiraffe man moving from a town of 10,000 to a town of 200,000, disappointed that there are like no 24 hour joints anywhere unlike what was promised
EustaceTheSunBro: The copycat recipes for Chick-fil-a's stuff are better than the originals.
Dish_KP: Well said Ben
Drathak: LUL
Camail: local food opinions are strong
ArtemisKing: Chick-fil-a is too expensive for the amount of food you get tbh
hesterbyrde: My friends and I call Chickfila "Hate Chicken."
BusTed: I think the game audio got cranked at some point.
talosparoxi: Ginos is touristy? it's just a pizza place here
Drathak: Maaan now I gotta order fast food
ky0dar: @ashiok_nightmare_moose - almost all of the nandos in my home town shut down, theres only one left in the middle of the city
Makrosian_Tae: Also Chick-fil-A is racist and shit
e_bloc: one of the popular Cheesesteak places is politically trash and just got in trouble for wage theft
rasterscan: Yeah, but Dorohedoro is amazing and I will die on that anime hill
e_bloc: I think it was Tony Luke's
ky0dar: i get nandos every time i go into the city
MungoDude: please enjoy what you enjoy, regardless of others' opinions
soupgiraffe: @talosparoxi that's the big cities like Chicago or NYC lol not small fry 200,000 places lol
OnyxOblivion: best cheesesteak i ever had in philly is a local place 5 minutes away, neither of the big 2 matched it
Seth_Erickson: Adam knows who to go to for anime suggestions. I'm positive Crim is ready at a moments notice
saucemaster5000: people die on any hill. seen the comments on "from rewatch with love" lately?
Pendragwn: it's too quiet now Kappa
Kreiseler: "what card should I take in this draft""take card x not close" "card x is GARBAGE"
soupgiraffe: I miss the taquerias from where I'm from. taco places here are big sad
LurkerSpine: I really like Chickie's and Pete's, even if it is a chain.
Opera707: is the lip syncing all messed for everyone else?
talosparoxi: @soupgiraffe but it's like 10x the size, I should be able to find more 24 hour services than rotten ronnies
ky0dar: cant sleep. beds on fire.dont touch me, my beds on fire
Kaktus021: Tony Luke's is the only place where their signature fries are a meal
Mistborn83: It is okay to like chains
ashesandmochi: ohh this is the game with the minmo cat ads in the subway isn't it
itomeshi: If we have another MagicFest 'DC', might I recommend Mellow Mushroom pizza or Amphora Diner Deluxe?
keroan0: I like soggy hot dogs from Portillos and I will die on that hill
soupgiraffe: fuck i miss portillos
Mistborn83: burgle is a great word
Mysticman89: would reocmmend trying all the black doors on your map, so you'll either find new areas or at least cross them off on your map
Atreides42: Is the stream audio desynced for anyone else?
niccus: coming up this march
LurkerSpine: I really miss pierogies. I can't find them in TX.
OnyxOblivion: are you two gonna be on the bus?
Laserbeaks_Fury: maaaanI could go for a Kosmic Karma pizza right now
talosparoxi: I ate mcdonalds for the first time in years a few weeks ago... it's far worse than I remembered
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Right, that'll be why I'm on an 11 month streak
Nigouki: yeah, audio is about a whole second ahead for me
ButButTheJesus: @Atreides42 yeah
soupgiraffe: there's no Italian beefs I've found in KS. ughhh
saucemaster5000: my local hot dog chain casper's died this year... I'll never quite get the same steamed dogs again.
BusTed: It's great once in a while.
Mistborn83: that stinks
bv310: The real local tech is Deluxe Hamburgers in Sudbury. Fuck me up on that place
niccus: that is bizarre for a place so close to vancouver
BrowneePoints: Chicago style deep dish is just *chef's kiss*
n__een_n: i love deep dish. i went to a place in downtown chicago and i had to wait like an hour for the pizza but it was amazing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: vancouver is so good
EustaceTheSunBro: They're all good pizzas, bront
e_bloc: I love Deep dish, but when I went to Chicago I made the mistake as having it as the first place we went after we got to our hotel. we didn't realize it took over an hour to make and we were ravenous
Mistborn83: oh I thought you meant like the sandwich shop
ArtemisKing: Theres a family owned chinese stop by my house and the mom of the family always gives double portions like shes trying to fetten us up
ashesandmochi: gotta hop over to vancouver/richmond for that good chinese food
talosparoxi: ben it only shows doors if you've already tried opening it
Drathak: Successfully ordered wendy's I hope you're happy guys I've very easily influenced and slightly high
soupgiraffe: tavern cut thin crust is best chicago pizza
LiamRos: Chicago deep dish is wonderful I just contest the use of the term pizza for it
silenceaux: Presumably she can't get a good grip with the tongs
MacSquizzy: One of the chinese places near where I went to college made a spicy pork and green eban dish that I've never seen anywhere else
Sogheim: give 'em the tongs doesn't have the same feeling as clamps
xantos69: Use the tongs to grab another set of tongs. Kappa
saucemaster5000: Deep dish is a different genus of the species, and is also worthy of love.
gawag_: can never express my disappointment on seeing "deep dish" at a new local place, and getting it, and it just being like... slightly thicker crust
elkae: I want to go to my kitchen and clicky my tongs now
talosparoxi: @Drathak it could have been worse
ashiok_nightmare_moose: literal 0 hops
elkae: CLICK CLACK, make sure they work
Lord_ZYRK: *tapes a pair of tongs into another pair of tongs* Problem solved
elah806: I moved from Atlanta to Western NY and had poutine for the first time and my life was forever changed
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: At the end of this, we just daisy chain all these arm extentions and reach to the moon
ashiok_nightmare_moose: our character IU cannot jump
UrbanSamurai_22: thats either a strong hanger or a weak ladder
Baldrash: Cheese, sauce, crust. Toe to tip, a deep-dish pizza is still a pizza.
MungoDude: I haven't had Indian food for a while, I feel like some Chicken 65
itomeshi: @gawag_ Yeah, that's Sicilian, not Deep Dish.
Seth_Erickson: ok everyone take a break and go click your tons
keroan0: best deep dish is from Little Italian in Naperville and I am the only one on earth that thinks that, but that is totally okay 😂
gualdhar: Tong Clicky ASMR
Seth_Erickson: tongs*
Ferisar: they clack them like the skeletons in the dungeon
soupgiraffe: some.of the best food I've ever had tho was in New orleans
e_bloc: Corgo333 Adam Savidandroid confirmed
Ferisar: "clack clack"
Makrosian_Tae: reddit.com/r/totallynotreobots
elkae: Did I pass the first test to dating Adam :O
Laserbeaks_Fury: The place is this van that only shows up every other Thursday with exactly 5 and 3/4th sandwiches
talosparoxi: not the red lines, no. some maps will mark certain doors but you should basically be spamming the action button across the wall any time you enter an area to make sure you don't miss something
Mistborn83: Adam have you tried to jump recently. we are about the same age. I tried to jump a bit ago and I got like 2 inches off the floor. When did that happen?
Camail: i have tongs that have rubber claspers so they dont make the clicky noise ... its not as fun
MegaDosX: Who needs the Voight Kampff or Turing tests when you can just give someone some tongs?
asthanius: "You find a pair of tongs on its back in the desert"
Lord_ZYRK: Why does Adam have a white thingy over his chin
RobotInProgress: Should I be offended?
Makrosian_Tae: I mean totally not robots
gawag_: @itomeshi it wasn't even that, I love me a good Detroit or Sicilian. was just like a normal thick crust
Lord_ZYRK: papa
rasterscan: My favorite early-mid date is cooking together. I gotta try the tongs next time.
asthanius: @Lord_ZYRK Looks like a cursor
sinnnical: PAPA
ky0dar: so how long before Ben grows sunflowers out of his eyes
itomeshi: Oh, ewwww.
Seth_Erickson: Man who created me
BusTed: seabatUseless
EustaceTheSunBro: Pa-pa!
elkae: Is there a cursor on Adam?
MegaDosX: Male progenitor unit
soupgiraffe: Zamn zaddy Kappa
ky0dar: pigeon men?
Makrosian_Tae: There is in fact a cursor on Adam
e_bloc: that's his beauty mark
Kaktus021: I kinda expected you to not be able to use that escalator because it doesn't have power saltys49Dab
GreayStone: Pop's
Easilycrazyhat: I was born at a young age with cursor-itis
gualdhar: pointing at his handsome face
itomeshi: The Cursor has been lifted!
Ferisar: my CREATOR
Makrosian_Tae: Offspring
Drathak: Faaaaather
MegaDosX: Certainly, male progenitor unit
talosparoxi: the only thing like that I ever said were grammy and grampy for my grandparents, my parents were always mom and dad
asthanius: You have to say it all evil-like
Camail: life giver
Makrosian_Tae: PROGENY
asthanius: PROGENITOR
CataclysmicReverb: Sire?
ky0dar: hello father.
elkae: Loins that fruited me
Fanklok: Progenitor Mimic?
JaymicUnyielding: Sire!
MungoDude: loin-source
Seth_Erickson: No that's my name
Ferisar: father why did you make me me shit at video games
Seth_Erickson: My name is Seth
theleerm: hElLo fAtHeR
letfireraindown: yes? You asked?
Sogheim: Unapologetic Sperm DOnor
Ferisar: i don't know daughter
elah806: My spawner
Camail: makes sense
oyleslyck: Sired
talosparoxi: sperm-generator
Lord_ZYRK: Chromosomal donator
circusofkirkus: congrats!
theleerm: nuuut
RaklarLS: hello previous generation
aldruon: papa?
Makrosian_Tae: IS LAG
n__een_n: i just say dad.....
darkspiredragon: Don't eat it all in one place
Mysticman89: ye who begat me
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Look at the space where the walnut was!
Lord_ZYRK: Spray me, papa
Ferisar: ah a dadder
Mistborn83: nothing beats when you had to put that rubber ball in that hole to plug it up
theleerm: hsss
keroan0: if you rub that walnut on scratched furniture, you can hide the scratches!
BusTed: Probably when the camera doesn't have to move.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Abu
ky0dar: papi?
gawag_: papa!
CataclysmicReverb: An FPS, where when you get cursed, a cursor shows up on screen and moves semi-randomly
Drathak: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
MegaDosX: Ye who begat me is probably the best one
Camail: n-1
e_bloc: Adam Savidad
theleerm: papa
sinnnical: Senor?
Makrosian_Tae: Begat? Broken SFV character Begat?
Zath_: Sire
soupgiraffe: I just say Dave lol
bv310: Thou who didst sire me
saucemaster5000: So... Deep dish pizza or lasagna? Harder fight than deep dish v. flat.
ArtemisKing: has anyone made a game about being a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter yet? i feel like that should be a game
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Look at the space where the walnut was!
elah806: Thou whomst didst undo my life from the surly bonds of thy scrotal folds
theleerm: hole filler
Mistborn83: Graham begat James, James Begat Adam, Adam Begat Ben
Poggifers_LRR: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
MungoDude: father dearest
Pendragwn: I think the escalator is broken
InkyGhoast: in case no one said because we got distracted, that video makes sense if you know/played SH1
knickknacksnackery: dAdam Savidad
e_bloc: hard same
Seth_Erickson: it feels a little weird yeah
n__een_n: Adam Dadivan
gayghostprince: I just call mine by his first name
theleerm: its the ultimate power move
soupgiraffe: its my step dad but yeah lol
Camail: i have referenced my parents by name but never called them that
e_bloc: Trogdaddy
MegaDosX: I have only ever used my parents' first names to introduce them to people
MrMatternot: My dad is a Junior...
talosparoxi: adam has anyone ever called you adam savidangerfield?
n__een_n: Hello Ernest
GhostValv: I'm a junior... it would be weird
Myclept: @knickknacksnackery he's asked not to be called that. Please respect
darkspiredragon: pappy
Seth_Erickson: I couldn't do it spent too much time calling him dad
Lord_ZYRK: Ronning around at the speed of sond
gayghostprince: hello Derek.....
e_bloc: wait what
Camail: kevin is a loaded name, now
Drathak: They're all named after your faaaather??
sinnnical: Ronald Savidan? he must've gotten all the ladies
DeM0nFiRe: "Sup Kev"
e_bloc: don't you name all your animals Kevin
Mistborn83: now we know
Fruan: Ron's Ron shirt was nearly as bad as Ron himself
until_may: I call him pop like "ey pops!" cus im an italian in boston
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun Go back and check the place where the walnut was for a fun note!
MungoDude: Kevingineering?
laskoreadscomics: My dad is also named Kevin, Ben!
theleerm: just giving me MBMBAm flashbacks
PlusDY: daddy is ruined, I just call my dad "hot tits"
RaklarLS: "Hello Daddy Ronny"
SquareDotCube: What if he dressed at Ronald McDonald?
oyleslyck: the shark is Ben's dad? lrrBEEJ
Seth_Erickson: He got at least one lady the only one that counted
Mistborn83: and that is IT
Ferisar: well, twitch chat knows now
e_bloc: yeah I never call my father dad, I just tell him to step on me
MegaDosX: Yike
Ferisar: you never know
MrMatternot: Aunt mom.
Camail: somehow less lewd
soupgiraffe: suuuur3
Pendragwn: Fuck you Ron, I hate you.
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP_TK
Lord_ZYRK: e_bloc LUL
theleerm: kevin is a real funny name
Makrosian_Tae: @Pendragwn I GOT THAT REFERENCE!!!
Mistborn83: Same for Dennis?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Jeff works well too
Drathak: Steve, Brad, John also work
Easilycrazyhat: "Yo Dad, your name's goofy af!"
Camail: or like, Rick
MrMatternot: Dad, you're too basic.
MegaDosX: Or Kevin McCallister
bv310: The good news is Kevingeneering still kind of scans
DarkMorford: I will love him and pet him and name him George.
sinnnical: Is Ronald Savidan god? He created Adam
Makrosian_Tae: @Pendragwn Will the permanent marker hurt the dog?
JaymicUnyielding: @LoadingReadyRun @Seabats There's a fun note in the place where the Walnut was.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I was thinking Home alone too
GreayStone: Bob
Fanklok: what happened to steve being the generic name
probably_a_username: I'll try not to be offended by this entire conversation lol
circusofkirkus: Dennis is my dad's name :O
Seth_Erickson: I have an uncle named Dennis too
Scrubbodiestobears: the ultimate goofy generic name, for me, is Bob
MungoDude: I have two uncles named Dave
Seth_Erickson: Are we the same person :O
Mistborn83: I am an Uncle named Dennis
e_bloc: I actually don't call my dad, he's a piece of shit and is dead to me
keroan0: none-cles
talosparoxi: my dads name is william, the most neutral male name there is, neither super old timey formal, or silly informal
Scrubbodiestobears: I have like two or three uncle Johns >.>
Pendragwn: I've been trapped under this bookcase for two weeks. I gotta get some pasta up here. So hungry. Also tell Ron - fuck you Ron!
korvys: Wow, that's power move, Ben. "Hey Dad, I call things Kevin cause it's the most boring, mediocre, name I could possible think of" *stares at him unblinking*
Ferisar: william debuu?!
Makrosian_Tae: @e_bloc As ya do. My mom's the same way for me
Sogheim: I don't call my dad by his name 'cause it's my name and it's awkward.
eric_christian_berg: My dad's name was William.
hesterbyrde: I was going to be William if I had been a boy
Mistborn83: Adam and Ben if you could rename yourself what would it be?
asthanius: Billy Shakespeare
theleerm: thats gross!
MrMatternot: His name is my name too!
elkae: Furthermore?
MegaDosX: Why was there a key in the dog
spo_okymulder: I'm Italian, my dad & half the guys in my family are named Anthony haha
BusTed: Did someone say 'cookie?'
elah806: A....cooked...key?
ButButTheJesus: it is done!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: this door can only be opened witha Cooked Key
theleerm: remeber to blow on your key sir
e_bloc: @Makrosian_Tae life has been better after cutting out the toxic parts of my family. hope you feel the same way
Goombill: It's so weird to hear people randomly just start saying your name a lot.
Fanklok: How do you like your key done? Pink or no pink?
elah806: New! Xtra Toasted Key
ky0dar: ding fries are done?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: this key is UNDER DONE
MrMatternot: This key is raaaAawwwww!
Makrosian_Tae: @Pendragwn was there ever a worse name for an uncle than Ron? That's the quintessential uncle name
sinnnical: My parents have normal names and im named after a greek myth
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Countjondi: One might say that the name William conquered the world....
talosparoxi: you could say that dog was cooked... sukied *su-keyed*
Pendragwn: @sinnnical they really punked you with that
Mistborn83: Sysaphis ?
Drathak: I also have a mythological middle name.
Makrosian_Tae: @e_bloc It started small, like wondering if she would show up, or what I'd do if she died, but then it got easier and yeah, I'm happier now
Fugi: Uh what
OnyxOblivion: you cant complain about shitty remasters while you willingly play Silent Hill HD Collection lol
ButButTheJesus: adam no!
Zaraka00: send address and credit card
lady_gwynethis: oh god my mom almost named me Zeus
BusTed: 😬
ashiok_nightmare_moose: no shame in being named Cyclops
sinnnical: @Pendragwn Every one of my siblings is named after greek myths
Sogheim: for Adam zalaeFeet zalaeFeet zalaeFeet zalaeFeet
rasterscan: How bad would it be to name my daughter Athena?
keroan0: my parents names me specifically so I would not be able to have any shortened names or nicknames... and then they called me by a nickname
saucemaster5000: I knew a family who named their kids Bill, Steven, and Cosmo. poor cosmo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, Zeus
jonthesavage95: you guys are playing silent hill 3 dude I love these games!!!!!
Mistborn83: no lie I was alomst named Whitey after Whitey Hurzog. Thank god I am not Whitey
elkae: TF are those feet emotes
eric_christian_berg: I couldn't sell my wife on Ozymandius for our firstborn.
Seth_Erickson: you dodged a bullet
asthanius: Zack is a good name
JaymicUnyielding: ngl, I had to call you the full Bengineering for a long time because my father's name is Bennett and he's a complete a-hole, so I didn't want to associate you with that.
talosparoxi: @lady_gwynethis I would never name a kid that since zeus was a pretty terrible person
rain_who_lurks: Persephone is my guess
Ferisar: your name holds power
EustaceTheSunBro: Zack-Attack!!
Scrubbodiestobears: we almost convinced a friend of mine to name is kid "Grimgore"
theleerm: im naming my son Thor
GhostValv: I was almost a Jesus...
MrMatternot: Zak or Zach?
until_may: My dad wanted Nicoliavich...
RaklarLS: hopefully not, you know... Oedipus?
Mysticman89: zeus-ecles
until_may: mom did not agree
Laserbeaks_Fury: LuckZach
Ferisar: call him lootcrates
e_bloc: my wife and I could never decide on baby names until we stumbled upon Ansel. it means roughly "protected by god" which we did not know at the time, but it certainly seems a bit presumptuous
OnyxOblivion: does ben even engineer
PlusDY: how long have you been "bengineering"
korvys: Nominative determinism
bakumoe: My dad was named the same as his dad, and he wanted to name me that as well. My mom was like NOPE lol
hesterbyrde: Geez you're screwed if the fae get a hold of you Ben
Makrosian_Tae: Can't wait to get the rare ZACK boons in my next HADES run
SquareDotCube: Zeus is god-tier Kappa
Pendragwn: @Scrubbodiestobears they will know they were never given that name and they will weep
Opera707: so is that why i'm a boomer at heart with the name Gordon?
MrMatternot: Zachgineering
Seth_Erickson: he should have argued for it harder
RaklarLS: Zachtronics already exists
bv310: My name came about because my parents decided to keep my gender a surprise, and then didn't have a boy name picked out. The Young and the Restless was on, so Brock it was.
jonthesavage95: is this being played on pc?
Countjondi: My name's meaning is both that i am god's witness and that god is my judge
Scrubbodiestobears: @Pendragwn RIGHT?
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun My name is Arion, its the name of a Dionysiac Poet
HorusFive: My friend's dad named him and his brother after Hobbit characters. He says his sister was this close to being named Galadriel
Catcard: I was almost Logan. As a girl.
thedragonlady: According to Ben my name equates to being creepy
keroan0: I was nearly Murphy. very 80's
korvys: @PlusDY I think DB9 people started calling him that, cause he was in Engineering
Seth_Erickson: I was either Seth or Raven I've been told
Pendragwn: Oedipussy is a good stripper name tho
ky0dar: were i a girl, i might have been louise?
korvys: or DB8
Mal2mad: My mother wanted Francois.
talosparoxi: I was named taylor back when it was a boys name, then it quickly became a girls name
e_bloc: my mother was set on Adam too, which is why I am an Adam
MegaDosX: Adam's a good name, my brother's name is Adam
rasterscan: Well, there's all those people that named their daughters Daenerys that are now watching their children for fear of being mass-murdering world conquerors...
eric_christian_berg: My dad wanted "Igor", pronounced like in Young Frankenstein.
lamina5432: I got named after an uncle who passed a year or two earlier
thehokeypokey: my dad wanted Grover
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun CORRECT
Mistborn83: It cant be worse than Whitey. I was almost Whitey.
The_Passerby: my name could have been Kevin Jesse instead of Jesse Kevin.
MrMatternot: @catcard Girl Logan is doable.
Sogheim: I'm supposed to be an Alex but my family passes down names so any future son's name is already chosen.
withwherewithal: I was almost Elwood, but ended up being the other Blues Brother Jake
Fugi: I can't send pictures in twitch chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was always partial to Zelda
Catcard: @MrMatternot Hard disagree
soupgiraffe: I was named after my aunt but had i been a boy my mom was gonna give me like 5 names lol
asthanius: @thehokeypokey You dodged a bullet there
NimrodXIV: my grandma wanted her kids to have more "normal" names than hers, so most of her kids were J's - John, James, Joan, Jane, Jean
druidofspores: my parents straight up were gonna name me Stardust
Kramburger: Daddy's working buddy, okay?
theleerm: technically?
HorusFive: Is he calling out TwitchChat
until_may: I have a cousin named cassius, huge fan; badass baby
keroan0: *troglodyte noises*
JaymicUnyielding: I know if I'd been born a girl I woulda been Sarah. But I wasn't, so I'm Jake.
talosparoxi: wait ben, was that walking rectums directed at us or the monsters?
afantastico: I have a brother Adam and a husband Adam. Not the same person.
Makrosian_Tae: My mom was stuck on Joshua. "Why," asks my dad. "Because it can't be shortened," says mom
HorusFive: Yesssssssssssss
e_bloc: OnlyFugis
Lord_ZYRK: Fugi wins chat
ashiok_nightmare_moose: legend
EustaceTheSunBro: yeesssssssssss
sinnnical: FUGI O?
GreayStone: Wrecked en nearly killed em
QuixoticZ: I'm a Zach. it's a good balance of rare enough that it's not boring, but common enough that you don't people acting like it's really strange
Zethrik: What is a man, but a pile of rectums
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Fanklok: Adam Savidan, walking rectum.
theleerm: F E E T
MegaDosX: Share it with the class Adam!
Drathak: You must pay him now
BusTed: Called shot.
theleerm: FEET
Catcard: LMFAO
n__een_n: My name is Keenan. Named for Keenan Wynn, an old film star from the 40's
Sogheim: zalaeFeet zalaeFeet feet pics? zalaeFeet zalaeH
ashesandmochi: my grandma was a chinese immigrant in jamaica so all her kids were named by picking stuff out of phonebooks lol
talosparoxi: fugi wins 500 channel points
EustaceTheSunBro: FEET FEET FEET
theleerm: SHOW FEET
ButButTheJesus: FUGI. ... YES.
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote feet
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Fugi: WOW
knickknacksnackery: @ ShowFeetGuy
ashiok_nightmare_moose: fugi you are a gangster very well done
Driosenth: Hairy Hobbit feet unite
Kramburger: That's SAM you fucking casual
Fruan: Now put that picture of his feet on a tshirt and have everyone wear it at Desert Bus
Fugi: I'll just go back to my hobbit hole where it is safe
ky0dar: Um, thats sam who says that, Adam. God, you're such a poser
Sogheim: so where's the horror part of the game?
BusTed: Adam's lost in the sauce.
ButButTheJesus: GET PIP'D
Pteraspidomorphi: How dare
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun My Ultimate goal is to meet both of you irl, I love you boys both
druidofspores: gaaaaasp
soupgiraffe: found the fake LOTR fan
ashiok_nightmare_moose: we pipesmen
ButButTheJesus: *pipe'd
Camail: pipe cancels
Seth_Erickson: Sekiro PogChamp
Ferisar: that pipe is only 2 bars dude
Ferisar: that's OP
BrowneePoints: I agree. It's super hard to read as a book
MegaDosX: Batter up, monsters!
talosparoxi: I never read the silmarillian, just the four main books
jessieimproved: real talk, the SIlmarillion does kind of suck, even though I read all of it
ky0dar: Silmarillion is hard mode. You just can't handle things that arent on easy mode.
korvys: Oh, I'm halfway there
BusTed: BabyRage
TheMandrew: never meet your heroes
shewantsthedndgaming: mehhhh, they're okay IRL
soupgiraffe: lol meeti g
PaperDoopliss: It's good to have an achievable ultimate goal
Lord_ZYRK: Keeping things achievable
Myclept: This clip could be the whole highlight reel
JaymicUnyielding: I met Adam once and completely blew it.
talosparoxi: silmarillion wasn't really written to be a book to be fair
gualdhar: don't put twitch streamers on pedestals, they're people too
Scy_Anide: Make that your penultimate goal instead.
MrMatternot: A pipe? Who are you, the mayor of Toronto?
eric_christian_berg: My ultimate goal is to get oral sex from a dragon.
keroan0: the simarillion is long enough that everything is basically in it, let's be honest
walkeroftales: my ultimate goal is to beat both of you IRL
theleerm: these kids are nerds!
Kramburger: The greatest crime JRR Tolkien ever committed was convincing writers to think that worldbuilding = quality
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun Not in life, just in the near future
HorusFive: Never meet you heros Chat
BusTed: "Soo.... do you like... stuff?"
Pharmacistjudge: umm, you are both very sweet people in real life
saucemaster5000: @BusTed nobody gets lost in the sauce. They travel without a map and feel the land
Ferisar: i don't have a chosen
MegaDosX: Adam? Quiet? I'm shocked.
soupgiraffe: meeting them in person id say my username and youd just be like lol who?
PlusDY: are you telling me the silmarillion isn't just 500 pages of descriptions of Frodo's weird hobbit feet
The_Passerby: urh...
Seth_Erickson: 1v1 me irl
UrbanSamurai_22: now do laundry
theleerm: Adam? Quiet?
xantos69: to gain your powers?
korvys: I met Ben in real life. He was jet lagged and high on allergy meds :P
Izandai: *woosh*
GreayStone: Pin the tail on the ben and adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: more like BENultimate goal
until_may: My goal is an adam side hug, and to call him square head IRL
Kramburger: My goal is to murder Adam and replace him
e_bloc: luckily my crippling social anxiety means I'll never meet any of you in real life.
Mistborn83: you two are not like this irl
ButButTheJesus: "Hey its nice to meet you!" *looks at feet* *looks away*
darkspiredragon: Silent Hill 3: Monsters try to stop you from doing laundry
e_bloc: rolled over in his grave
elkae: Adam Kramburger just gave away his plan!
Izandai: WOW
The_Passerby: I met Ben in real life. he liked my pubg cosplay
Makrosian_Tae: OOOOOFFFF
BrowneePoints: @Kramburger I mean, not his fault bad writers can't consume and analyze his work
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
korvys: That is true, you were actually pretty cool, after a couple of days
Seth_Erickson: LUL
VerdaugaTiger: @PlusDY That'll be if Tarentino makes a movie of it.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
EustaceTheSunBro: WAOOOOW
Makrosian_Tae: OMG you can't just SAY that Adam!!
Naarius: lrrWOW
chefryto90: WOW
lamina5432: not true my friend and I met ben and asked for filming advice and he helped a lot
sinnnical: Australia will dominate Adam Savidan
talosparoxi: he's not wrong though
MegaDosX: Don't you disrespect Australia Adam, I'll come up there and thump you
lemmel: It was a delight to get a card signed by Ben at PAX east
nyquister_: The classic Aussie joke
Fugi: Adam has no mercy tonight
oyleslyck: Adam "Savage man" Savidan
Mistborn83: he is so proud of himself
MegaDosX: Then I'll steal your wallet
MrMatternot: Gone
AtomicAlchemical: "Allergy medicine"? Is that what they call cocaine up there?
soupgiraffe: lol this stream tonight has been so great
Izandai: Adam's feeling PUNCHY tonight
Lord_ZYRK: Graham: "So Adam, perhaps you can explain why all of our Australian patreons canceled their payments?"
Makrosian_Tae: Lost em
elkae: We got the Ben giggle!
jmhodges: You broke Ben
Kramburger: I like how Adam says that lkike it's a slam and not just a verifiable fact
chefryto90: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Oh absolutely Adam :p
nyquister_: New Zealanders appreciate it too
ButButTheJesus: "...yeh."
Zaraka00: you cant go anywhere creepy in this game
MegaDosX: Ned Kelly being a folk hero should tell you everything about what we think about our heritage
JaymicUnyielding: I met Adam at a GP Vegas once and I didn't talk to him almost at all unfortunately.
nyquister_: Are those butterflies?
MrMatternot: That's a danger boot.
Pendragwn: why not try stabbing tyhem
NimrodXIV: *this* is creepy, not the big lumbering things
Mistborn83: flame thrower
HorusFive: Ah, Monkey Island logic
talosparoxi: as a canadian, I know that anyone who has a good sense of humor loves jokes at their cultures
dr_owl_19: you have a pipe, that's like 6 per swing
MrMatternot: Bucket.
SquareDotCube: are we literally making mustard gas?
Lord_ZYRK: not any weirder than saying "aboot"
elkae: "Here! GO NUTS"
Kramburger: My BIL is a Kiwi and is more directly descended from Aussie convicts than I am
Mistborn83: live monkey island logic
Pendragwn: @MegaDosX but he is he wore armor it was sick
talosparoxi: trunk
RaklarLS: ya need a bucket
InkyGhoast: we need something to mix them in
keroan0: are we about to make mustard gas
rasterscan: I can't believe Ben one-shotted this puzzle
Lord_ZYRK: I put it in the tunk
EustaceTheSunBro: Where'd we get the bucket?
Makrosian_Tae: @elkae Ah yes, get confirmation of the evidence for later
rasterscan: Noice
ButButTheJesus: galaxy brain!
CataclysmicReverb: Ben, what kind of drink is pepsi?
Mistborn83: at least we don't say bunny hug
sinnnical: This is a violation of the geneva convention
MegaDosX: @Pendragwn He was also a highwayman, but sure :p
sinnnical: Im okay with it
talosparoxi: boot is like a covered truck bed where I come from
MrMatternot: Vape
Kreiseler: are we legit making chloride gas? to kill insects?
soupgiraffe: I wouldnt be able to tell yall are Canadian until you say words ending in "ama"
korvys: Chlorine gas, I think, yeah
Laserbeaks_Fury: why would detergent and bleach be bad?
Ferisar: it's a SODA
soupgiraffe: like drama
wintertempest: if Wesker were in this game, he'd just shoot the bugs
elkae: @Makrosian_Tae One day the Aussies will rise against their bully
Driosenth: it's SODA
talosparoxi: correct
GuilKato: it is SOFT DRINK!
MrMatternot: Soda
Seth_Erickson: it's definitely soda but also gross
Kramburger: It's a soft drink?
BusTed: Hell yeah pop gang
hesterbyrde: It's a coke.
ButButTheJesus: soft drink
Ferisar: !!!
korvys: soft drink
Pharmacistjudge: it's a coke
EustaceTheSunBro: It's a coke!
asthanius: It's a fizzy confectionary!
Mistborn83: it is tonic
talosparoxi: it's a cola
darkspiredragon: coke
jessieimproved: it's a fake coke
NimrodXIV: Pepsi is a cola. :P
elah806: People in Western New York call a large road for fast car travel an "expressway" which is a term I've never heard in my life before
itomeshi: Cheer100 Whooo, POP!
BrowneePoints: I see Ben and Adam also grew up in the best part of the continent!
MegaDosX: It's definitely soft drink
MrMatternot: You soda jerk
Spacepup: Least you guys dont call a Pepsi a coke.
GhostValv: it's a coke :)
hesterbyrde: *hisses in Deep South* It's a coke.
Makrosian_Tae: The only thing I call soda is JONES SODA
ArtemisKing: its a fizzy wingbanger
BusTed: I'll accept pop or pisswhizzle.
Izandai: @GhostValv
afantastico: It was pop for 35 years, then I moved to Arizona.
Izandai: IT IS NOT
KingXicor: malted battery acid
GuilKato: both are wrong - it is a Soft Drink! My fellow australians back me up here
Makrosian_Tae: Which, apparently began in Vancouver
drews_togekiss: coke is a brand
CataclysmicReverb: Fizzy sips.
Seth_Erickson: I've never once heard of a took
laskoreadscomics: Oy take your beverage gatekeeping and shove it down your tuke
frogomb: Its a coke
Ferisar: *writes down crimes*
talosparoxi: no way, it's a touque
bv310: Woooo Saskatchewan!
sinnnical: Its Soft Drink
Kramburger: Soft Drink Gang
ky0dar: first thing, its a soft drink. but apparently, im just a bussing criminal, so clearly my opinion doesnt matter.
sinnnical: Damn trogladites
BrowneePoints: I mean, what is Saskatchewan if not the Midwest of Canada?
keroan0: bunnyhug is what my husband gets hung up on lol. it's a SWEATSHIRT
Mistborn83: you can be wrong
MrMatternot: Fool of a Took
ButButTheJesus: aww bunnyhug
korvys: Nah, I want to take Bunnyhug world wide
AranMathai: I would like it if the US adopted toque over beanie.
Izandai: Soda is correct and pop is acceptable, but "coke" is NOT a valid term for a carbonated beverage.
DeM0nFiRe: I just call it a "winter hat"
Seth_Erickson: This man must be from Saskatchewan!
Lord_ZYRK: can't make a proper LotR joke, but they'll defend Tooks
talosparoxi: it's a bunny hug if the little ball is replaced with bunny ears
korvys: everyone should use bunnyhug
itomeshi: @Starwarsthx1138 and I are transplants from a 'Pop' area into a 'Soda' area, and we have a rule: we must slap the other if we catch them using the S word.
Pendragwn: @keroan0 how dare you attack my heritage
afantastico: Watch Strange Brew for education in toques
hesterbyrde: Yes.
sinnnical: You call root beer a mistake
AranMathai: It's more of a southern thing.
frogomb: Sprite and root beer, both coke
Seth_Erickson: no it's a soda pop
Ferisar: yeah they're even more wrong
talosparoxi: wut
EustaceTheSunBro: Yes, let's just eat this beef jerky that's just been sitting here in this totally clean and hygienic room.
Ferisar: that's absurdity
MegaDosX: Those people are insane
Pharmacistjudge: you call them a coke in aggregate
theleerm: sprite coke
darkspiredragon: root beer is root beer
e_bloc: in the south everything is coke
eric_christian_berg: Yep, that's a thing where I live.
MrMatternot: That's a South thing
oyleslyck: Then tehy say "sprite coke"
Fanklok: I prefer to call it sugar water
wilcoxchar: it's the South where Coca-Cola is everything
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turkey Jerky and Beefy Jeefy
soupgiraffe: coke or barqs ive heard from southerns
gayghostprince: that's what coke wants us to say
keroan0: But then they ask what kind of coke and you say root beer
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: It’s a southern thing in the US
Fugi: you say "I want a coke" "which coke" "a sprite"
talosparoxi: that makes no sense
korvys: in the south east of the US, "Coke" isn't a brand, it just means any fizzy drink
nyquister_: Just like googling is search on the internet
Seth_Erickson: root beer is fuckin great
asthanius: Amnurgers and Wootbeer
BusTed: They'll ask what kind of Coke you want?
theleerm: they call it root beer coke
Pharmacistjudge: like you go to the store and get some cokes
jmhodges: Yeah a thing In Indiana and southern states
niccus: US A&W isn't as good as canada's
AtomicAlchemical: One lemon-lime coke please
GhostValv: :O
BrowneePoints: It's more in the south around Atlanta where Coke was invented
Seth_Erickson: best soda around
SlyFrostPaw: i just call it "Fizzy"
CataclysmicReverb: I miss A&W burgers
theleerm: and regular coke, coke coke
e_bloc: A&W root beer is an S-tier soda
Roger_Job329: it's like two states
DeM0nFiRe: What soft drinks are called is very regional. It's "soda" where I am
MegaDosX: Sugar, in water.
Zath_: Root beer is great, but A&W is garbage
talosparoxi: sasperilla
CaptainSpam: Who here's talking smack about root beer? :-P
JaymicUnyielding: Been a little sad tonight through all this, so thanks for playing a fun game. I like Heather a lot. : )
Makrosian_Tae: SuGaR WAteR
Atreides42: A&W is my favorite soda, too
Lord_ZYRK: More. . . more. . . mgh. . .mgggh
Scrubbodiestobears: counterpoint: since they changed A&W rootbeer to the cane sugar it hasn't been nearly as good
BrowneePoints: Also reminder guys, Root Beer tastes like toothpaste to a lot of international folks
GuilKato: Best Rootbeer is Bundaberg brewed Rootbeer
varmintx0: It's not even the best root bear, that's Barq's
ashiok_nightmare_moose: that actor was so good
Driosenth: Sioux City Sarsaparilla is better than A&D
hesterbyrde: Anything carbonated is a coke. You say to someone, "Hey you want a coke?" They say yes. And then you ask "What kind? A sprite? etc"
Kreiseler: yes, here in Atlanta, coke can mean actual coke or just all soft drinks
saucemaster5000: someone who calls it sody pop would love root beer
Zettabit_Fox: RC Cola
elah806: I lived in Atlanta for seven years and I never once heard someone use "coke" as a blanket term for soft drinks
e_bloc: hell yeah Ben
ky0dar: i
MrMatternot: It's insidious...
ky0dar: ive never had bundie root beer
Dish_KP: If that lady had given Edgar a Coke, he might not have tried to steal that cat
GhostValv: honestly if it's a specific brand it usually gets asked as such, otherwise, generically a "coke"
Mistborn83: youre a cold frosty mug Ben
soupgiraffe: mcdonalds crispy sprite tho
Tzeeeeentch: Wait your macca's does iced tea
talosparoxi: "could I get less sass with my sasperilla" - my grandfather one time
Makrosian_Tae: What...actually...is happening in this game?
abaoa_qu: A great drink is the berserker: a&w + jaegermeister
wilcoxchar: Tommyknocker root beer or cream soda is the best
niccus: some metaphor or some shit
hesterbyrde: A... a... I'm sorry... a WHAT of iced tea??
BrowneePoints: Adam is the bubbly root beer to Ben's cool frosty mug
Dog_of_Myth: What did I do??
rasterscan: Everyone associates Maine with lobsters, but it turns out there's like 5 root beer different breweries up there or more and they're all delicious
keroan0: I assume we are talking sweet tea?
elah806: Fast food iced tea is unbearably sweet to me
jessieimproved: ice tea in a can is sacrilege
Myclept: I can't find Mug root beer anymore -- it's up there
e_bloc: go for a vodka drink
MrMatternot: Arizona tea.
Pharmacistjudge: a cider drink?
Lord_ZYRK: Birch. Beer. My dudes.
hesterbyrde: @jessieimproved AGREED! 100%
afantastico: Cider drink
Masslost: jake and coke solves anything fight me twitch chat
bv310: Aww man, now I really want a cider drink
EustaceTheSunBro: Birch Beer!
itomeshi: I mean... Barq's has bite (caffeine).
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: That was my high school graduation song
AtomicAlchemical: Ginger Beer
ButButTheJesus: @Makrosian_Tae Heather just woke up and was trying to get home to Dad and... all this just happened
Izandai: Adam how does it feel to have Ben just completely ignore your bit?
SmoreThanAFeelin: Birch Beer. Top Tier
MrMatternot: How do you feel about Ginger Beer?
gayghostprince: @abaoa_qu the thought of that drink gave me psychic damage
talosparoxi: I miss glass bottles
ashesandmochi: iced tea stateside is like syrup. it's my go-to drink up here and absolutely NOT when travelling to the states
frogomb: Sweet tea is the only good cold tea. Bitter water can suck it
Seth_Erickson: alcohol is also not great f tier beverage
sinnnical: What do you drink it from then Adam? A Boot?
Fanklok: So if anything carbonated is a coke then is beer a come?
Izandai: SEE IT'S SODA
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes, timely Tubthumping reference
afantastico: Bundaberg Ginger Beer
theleerm: kill this fool
GhostValv: glass coke :)
BrowneePoints: Adam! The coast has corrupted your Midwest upbringing!
gayghostprince: it's soda bro
talosparoxi: lemon lime pop out of a glass bottle is divine
GuilKato: Gingerbeer is great!
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, sweet tea is vile.
Lord_ZYRK: We're pretty okay with that, Adam.
coelopteryx: hot take: argument over "pop" vs "soda" is wasted energy, it's not like they don't know what the other is talking about
Makrosian_Tae: @ButButTheJesus Well, if that's all there is, really, I guess I haven't missed much. Just...I'm confused
GuilKato: @Kramburger is correct it is soft drink
EustaceTheSunBro: yeeessssss
Kreiseler: its called a soda stream not a pop stream
Ferisar: crack open a walnut with the boys
Izandai: Look, y'all can't say that "soda" is wrong just because your countrymen say it weird because of y'all's dumb accent.
MegaDosX: lmao what
gayghostprince: I'm sorry to bro you but I'm passionate about soda
ComradeMik: cherry coke is fucking great. but that may be because I can't get it easily in aus
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
GhostValv: wat
saucemaster5000: I'm drinking can from a beer right now
DarkMorford: Time to evolve our Clefairy!
Scrubbodiestobears: now you can evolve your clefairy!
elah806: Many fast food places in my area have temporarily stopped serving unsweet iced tea due to Covid setbacks, which means I have no drink options getting combo meals that aren't at least half a cup of white sugar
soupgiraffe: sick pokemon evolutions
sinnnical: Hahaha funny joke twitch streamer
gayghostprince: the word, not the drink. it's terrible for your teeth.
DeM0nFiRe: The problem with "soft drink" is anything that isn't alcoholic is a soft drink. It's like saying "I wanna drink some liquid"
ButButTheJesus: @Makrosian_Tae yeah that's how Silent Hill be
BusTed: Who will save your soul?
Fanklok: Moonstone? You can finally get a Nidoking.
Lord_ZYRK: You should be honored, Adam. You got "bro"d by royalty.
DarkMorford high-fives Scrubbodiestobears
Izandai: @coelopteryx I was willing to let it lie but then Ben had to be a donkey about it and now here we are.
talosparoxi: @BrowneePoints no it wouldn't be closed that far
Seth_Erickson: Honey I shrunk popular mid 90's musician Jewel!
Pharmacistjudge: but the radio frequency is on the back of the jewel case!
Pendragwn: I've busted a nut or two in my time.
BrowneePoints: Phrasing ben
Makrosian_Tae: Spider alert, I think
coelopteryx: @izandai alas
MrMatternot: Who glued the walnut halves around this moonstone?
gayghostprince: so is ice tea sweet up there? I'm curious as someone from The South™
CataclysmicReverb: What does the singer Jewel do before she loots a bank? Jewel case.
HorusFive: Sounds legit
Ferisar: brb changing my name
SquareDotCube: why did we need a vice anyways? We got a pipe
UrbanSamurai_22: its the torsocopter
Seth_Erickson: might be time for a name change
e_bloc: my twitch name makes me a lego
rasterscan: Uh oh, no one tell Zyrk
Lord_ZYRK: Look gayghostprince died. Maybe have a little respect.
BrowneePoints: Gimme a sec changing my name to Prince Dumbass
Fugi: Just hope you never meet twitch.tv/god
bv310: That means I'm the 310th version of the letter B, and I can handle that
ButButTheJesus: @Makrosian_Tae its intentionally obscure and unnerving to make the player like "wtf is this" I think
sinnnical: Circumsize the penis monster
Kramburger: There's a reason it's illegal to name your child a title like Lord in Aus and the UK
Mysticman89: this is mortal combat
BaronVonPoppinOff: I feel very attacked
EustaceTheSunBro: Poke that rectum with your pipe!
soupgiraffe: my twitch name makes me a giraffe whomst loves soup
MrMatternot: The Twitch chatter formerly known as Prince
gayghostprince: yeah, I died bro :(
talosparoxi: anyone can be an esquire if they put it in their signature contrary to popular belief
Makrosian_Tae: @ButButTheJesus Well, I believe the goal has been achieved
itsr67: "you're tall"
Myclept: When I pass away my children will have to split my channel point inheritance
BusTed: "God hasn't streamed recently."
lord_wertornion: I also feel attacked
n__een_n: i too am tall
JaymicUnyielding: I just used to think I was stubborn.
Lord_ZYRK: Don't you do editing, Adam? Maybe get to work on that.
Pharmacistjudge: isn't G the president of the universe?
gayghostprince: @mrmatternot formerly the music sensation, Prince
Ferisar: "i wish to get a trogchamp"
jkoon78076: had the best day I've had in a while today and I get to end it with two of the best boys ever
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger is that because of the singer? Cause lorde, I'm with you then
Mysticman89: I put all my channel points into an RRSP
MegaDosX: Well we can't spend them on making sure you fools get ice cream anymore
MegaDosX: So what else do we do with them?
gayghostprince: I almost got in trouble for watching this stream at work lmao
HorusFive: Ah Papa! My birthright! Poggers!
Kramburger: You laugh now, but when my daughter drops a boshy time on your old ass we'll see who gets the last laugh
soupgiraffe: put my ashes in an elefun. first
Makrosian_Tae: Is he out of batteries for the light?
Pendragwn: SashaGray
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
JaymicUnyielding: Adam is on FIRE today
soupgiraffe: person with the most ashes gets the wi
soupgiraffe: will*
gayghostprince: you know, Prince. but he's a ghost now. he loves Twitch AND horror games.
Lord_ZYRK: Yeees, Kramburger
e_bloc: I've gotten 2 consecutive negative Covid tests so things are going okay for me
GhostValv: sounds like a monday
Sogheim: lrrCHKN_SG
sinnnical: When I die my children will get a sternly toned letter describing my childhood in summer camp
MrMatternot: Wasn't Prince a Mormon?
ButButTheJesus: Than you Papa, I shall choose thinking Spoopifer lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
nyquister_: Are we just watching a black screen with sound design
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We had to replace you briefly with James
afantastico: Last week you needed to recharge, Adam
ButButTheJesus: *Thank
Seth_Erickson: I'd prefer to spend most my days not on fire sounds pretty painful
withwherewithal: I got tested today
MegaDosX: Hope you're feeling better now Adam!
withwherewithal: feeling sick at home
asthanius: That *sounded* like a burn
jessieimproved: getting tested tomorrow
e_bloc: my coworker tested positive so we were all tested as a precaution
hesterbyrde: Glad you're okay though!
Myclept: Jeez, I'm sorry. The tests are stressful
elkae: Churngirl?
varmintx0: I got tested today as well. Guess sickness season has started.
asthanius: "You were so sick yo momma texted me"
aldruon: Adam, you inspired me to buy Baldur's Gate 3 as a birthday present to myself <3
withwherewithal: I work at a hotel and it is stressful
hesterbyrde: I'm getting my flu shot in a couple days
gayghostprince: everyone should get tested regularly! [for sexual health]
bv310: Getting the actual flu this year is just especially cruel
talosparoxi: I got tested, it came back negative but I still have to wait for my symptoms to leave to go back to work
Makrosian_Tae: @LoadingReadyRun I've had this cough for about a year and a half, and NOBODY knows what's wrong with me, and EVERY time I go to the doctor I'm petrified I'm going to be confirmed as having Covid
Seth_Erickson: withwherewithal I also work at a hotel and god some people are idiots
e_bloc: luckily where I live you can get tested through the county whenever you want and it's drive through, free and takes 10 minutes
Fanklok: only some?
jetpixi: the HaHa's the balance out the Nope Nopes
withwherewithal: People are so gosh darn stupid @Seth_Erickson
sinnnical: Hahaha funny man make joke for important streamer
gayghostprince: I played baldurs gate a lot growing up
elah806: I don't think we've even travelled to Silent Hill yet
talosparoxi: just wait ben, when the story hits it hits like a truck
Izandai: @Makrosian_Tae Well SARS-COV-2 hasn't existed in the universe for even a year yet, so it's probably not that.
MegaDosX: It's literally just been that creepy guy at the beginning, the creepy woman voiced by Laura Bailey, and then monsters and collecting a bunch of garbage
Pendragwn: @Makrosian_Tae I just started taking allergy medication because I got sick of doctors dicking me around and talking about not giving me antibiotics for some fucking reason
SkylerRingtail: Like...REALLY early access from what I read
Ferisar: yeah that's how they do it usually i think
gualdhar: I'm definitely waiting for full release
Seth_Erickson: it's still pretty good though
OutOfSpaceAndTime: No half-orcs yet, so...
theleerm: is it gonna get cheaper when it comes out or be more?
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks folks...I feel a little better now
SlyFrostPaw: ill just play Divinity while i wait for Baldurs Gate 3 to fully release
jetpixi: that sound...
Benevum: Yeah, some games I can handle Early Access, btu I don't think Baldur's Gate is the type of game I want bit by bit
Scy_Anide: I'll wait for the party to gather before venturing forth into BG3.
Amentur: Even the devs have openly advised only to get it if you want something that is clearly not finished
e_bloc: I just want to play a 5e rpg so I'll probably buy it
ButButTheJesus: Spinny-Blade_Thing
UrbanSamurai_22: Torsocopter
jetpixi: a rotating potato bug
jessieimproved: Silent Hill 3 and the next one (I think?) really just feel like meat grinder temple runs
MrMatternot: Hades is a great game that just came out of early access.
GuilKato: i thought it was a mosquito
jetpixi: It's a circus bug
korvys: What game are they talking about?
korvys: I missed it
Seth_Erickson: Baldur's Gate 3
KeytarCat: It's the Nopey bois!
UrbanSamurai_22: guns. the answer is always guns
TurnOneForrest: that was nice of them to wait for you to recover from the ledge
JaymicUnyielding: Try the other floor
talosparoxi: isn't it the red text door
jetpixi: Polite Flipping Potato Bugs
MegaDosX: That was the door you tried to read but monsters tried to eat you so you couldn't
Seth_Erickson: that kid is on the escalator again!
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ladylinzington: this game really has the market cornered for annoying repetitive noises
Makrosian_Tae: RIGHT???
spazzzmistic: !uptime
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MegaDosX: Damnit I want cake now
ButButTheJesus: I do like how my hyped games for this year have been Resident Evil 3, Final Fantasy VII, Doom, Tony Hawk, and now Baldur's Gate
MrMatternot: Silent Hill is the Daft Punk of horror games.
Izandai: Dammit now I want chocolate cake.
soupgiraffe: pie is better
Seth_Erickson: Cake is nice but I prefer Pie
ky0dar: i think CAKE are still around
jetpixi: ooo now i wanna watch the Great British Bake Off
jkoon78076: !quote
elkae: Same, Seth
e_bloc: you'd think that cake would still make music, as they want to go the distance
Izandai: @soupgiraffe You mean you *prefer* pie. Neither is objectively superior.
hesterbyrde: Also prefer pie over cake
jetpixi: Pie>>>Cake
korvys: Meat pie
Lord_ZYRK: cake is just fluffy sugar
jessieimproved: pie is simply superior
korvys: Steak and Cheese
jetpixi: Lemon Merginue
Izandai: oh my god
ky0dar: meat pie.
n__een_n: hold up. ahem. cheesecake
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Pie > cake any day
KV1NN4: depends ont he pie depends on the cake...
elkae: Nice
Izandai: you fucking degenerates
Seth_Erickson: meringues are great
CataclysmicReverb: Cheesepie
DarkMorford: Lemon meringue ftw
ky0dar: pepper steak pie
MrMatternot: Jamaican Patties
MegaDosX: Definitely meat pie
talosparoxi: I could go for some tarts
GhostValv: ah yeah :)
GuilKato: Pie Flavour Pie!
hesterbyrde: Apple pie... though lemon is a very close second
NotCainNorAbel: raspberry pie is best pie
elkae: Cherry
Fugi: I love Boston Creme Pie
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Those are both STRONG options
aldruon: raspberry hands down
jessieimproved: Leemon Meringue, followed by sweet potato pie
afantastico: Tangy boys
MegaDosX: Beef cheese and bacon pies are the best!
KV1NN4: not enough ppl make Pear pie..
gualdhar: how about Shepherd's pie?
Driosenth: warm pie or cold pie?
Amentur: Shepherd pie <3
sinnnical: The only choice is PewDie
GuilKato: Steak and Bacon is best pie
jkoon78076: pizza pie????
EustaceTheSunBro: They're all good desserts, bronts
korvys: Ok, I'm a little mad that you're exactly correct, Adam
knickknacksnackery: Chocolate silk
Makrosian_Tae: DO-NUT
soupgiraffe: simple cherry pie..
jetpixi: Lemon Meringue is the best pie ever. I will die on this hill. Maybe. I also like cherry.
Fanklok: Pecan Pie can contain excess amount of bourbon
Mistborn83: it really isnt a pie it is a cake
Seth_Erickson: Shepherd's Pie is PogChamp
elkae: Sugar pie is real good
jonnyfever88: gooseberry pie is really good
BusTed: Pumpkin
ashesandmochi: banana cream pie.......
AtomicAlchemical: Apple or Key-lime. Flip a coin for it
Izandai: @sinnnical I prefer my pies free of racism, thanks.
e_bloc: sweet potato pie sucks ass
talosparoxi: ben, I think boston cream pie is a sex thing
hesterbyrde: Sweet potato pie is kinda like pumpkin
e_bloc: key lime pie best
MWGNZ: korvys I feel called out too
n__een_n: my ex's mom made a zuccini pie that was really good
NotCainNorAbel: sweet potato pie is the best pumpkin pie
MegaDosX: Have you been to New Zealand Adam?
sinnnical: @Izandai thats a really good point
oyleslyck: I'm basic - give me a good old apple pie
saucemaster5000: the one I can throw at clowns
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jetpixi: pumpkin is awesome
jetpixi: fuck yeah
ButButTheJesus: NOG!
bv310: Ooooh, it IS egg nog season
Makrosian_Tae: Eggnog never caught on for me
jessieimproved: Sweet potato pie is similar to pumpkin, only better
jetpixi: Gimme da NOG
wilcoxchar: eggnog!
GhostValv: THE NOG :O
Izandai: Ah, there's the yelling.
elkae: @MegaDosX He worked with a lot of Kiwis
EustaceTheSunBro: EGG_NOG.sh
ky0dar: get some holiday jizz
Countjondi: boston creampie sounds.... lewd
MrMatternot: What does it taste like?
BusTed: Just two spinning chair left in frame.
wilcoxchar: that also means it's eggnog latte season!
Seth_Erickson: Someone bring this man some EGG NOG !
Fanklok: Haha Adam is basic, he likes pumpkin pie
e_bloc: nog fucking rules
NotCainNorAbel: my eggnog isn't ready yet, got another month or so.
talosparoxi: oh shit. I'm gonna get f*d up on nog
jetpixi: LUL @BusTed
ButButTheJesus: "Who wants Hot Cocoa?"
AtomicAlchemical: Wait. Eggnog season has started already?!
hesterbyrde: Boo eggnog! Boiled custard is supreme!
bv310: I have to fulfill my yearly tradition of buying egg nog the first time I see it, drinking an entire carton in two or three days, and feeling awful
soupgiraffe: gross
MegaDosX: @elkae I heard him say that, I was just curious if they were expats or if he had actually been to NZ
e_bloc: it's like sucking heaven's dick
EustaceTheSunBro: Custard.
asthanius: Weird minty undertones
jessieimproved: I make a bourbon maple sweet potato pie with homemade crust, beat that yo
withwherewithal: egg nog is egg nog flavoured
Sogheim: thick cinnamon nutmeg
korvys: bad custard?
Lord_ZYRK: It tastes like if you nogged a whole egg
PlusDY: milk but eggy
abaoa_qu: Its disgusting
hesterbyrde: Eggnog tastes like melted icecream. Because it's basically that.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Rum. Eggnog tastes like rum.
talosparoxi: nutmeg and cinnamon in a creamy liquid
bv310: Drinkable custard with a lot of nutmeg
Scy_Anide: Thicc mik
CataclysmicReverb: Imagine, milk, egg, and chalk
EustaceTheSunBro: It's custard with nutmeg, you goofs.
gawag_: tastes like 50% egg 50% nogg
KeytarCat: Pumpkin spice custard
BusTed: Sweet, creamy, thick
CururuGuasu: Noggy
sinnnical: So it tastes like sad disappointment
Seth_Erickson: I'd take that
Countjondi: never had pumpkin pie in my life
jetpixi: oooo good descriptor
elkae: @MegaDosX Ah fair my bad
jetpixi: thicccc
AtomicAlchemical: Nutmeg cream
ButButTheJesus: I don't like eggnogg; i do like cereal milk
gualdhar: T H I C C
MegaDosX: @elkae All good mate :)
saucemaster5000: then why not just eat cinnamon toast crunch??
lady_gwynethis: cinnamon toast crunch milk with alcohol
GuilKato: this mall would not pass OSHA safety requirements
Pendragwn: because it has nog
HorusFive: Mostly alcohol
Fanklok: Noggin i
jetpixi: This is a learning stream
Seth_Erickson: Detective Savidan is on the case
nyquister_: Thanks google!
GhostValv: probably nutmeg or something like that
MrMatternot: Nog is alcohol?
korvys: some kind of mutation of the word nutmeg?
PlusDY: noggies my doggies
talosparoxi: you can if you make it a certain way
BusTed: 🔍
Sogheim: Nog is a Ferengi, the nephew of Quark and resides on Deep Space 9
elah806: the nog part is liquified goblin. Try the valencia flavor
jetpixi: i always learn something here
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Teach us Adam!
soupgiraffe: its not even eggnog season yet. this apple cider time
jetpixi: LUL @Sogheim
korvys: Nogchamp
elkae: Teach us Papa
MrMatternot: Egg-grog
jkoon78076: learning on let's nope???? that's scarier than anything
e_bloc: nut meg
Fanklok: Nogg is a goblin in the Boros Legion
HorusFive: Make it fresh- it's just raw eggs, cream and whisky
korvys: hmm.. don't like that
Countjondi: that sounds great
elkae: @korvys omg
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Education on my LRR? gross!
InkyGhoast: prepare...for TOS boss!
NotCainNorAbel: eggnog is essentially a custard with and equal amount of alcohol
saucemaster5000: debated by who? Eggs?
Seth_Erickson: Egg Noggin
Seth_Erickson: I see
jetpixi: Not another word for head then
Izandai: huh
Makrosian_Tae: Boss fight?
sinnnical: Thats a WAP
Makrosian_Tae: Boss fight
asthanius: BOSS FIGHT
hesterbyrde: Oooh it has teeth
MegaDosX: Um.
EustaceTheSunBro: Boozy Custard with Seasoning
GhostValv: D:
EustaceTheSunBro: also, uhhhhhh
talosparoxi: etymology on seasonal items is extremely complicated
NotCainNorAbel: you know what it si
NimrodXIV: yes, yes it is
soupgiraffe: a peener
Izandai: It's a massacre wurm!
Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
BusTed: paehnis
SquareDotCube: Noggies my noggies
MrMatternot: Split worm. the fear of penis
xantos69: See your doctor sir. It shouldn't look like that.
hesterbyrde: I mean it's silent hill so... genitalia monsters are not new
KV1NN4: the human teeth make this particularly usetting
gibbousm: its Silent Hill, everything is sexual imagery
KV1NN4: upsetting
gibbousm: its like Giger
WonderfulGlory: A representation of intrusive unsolicited dick pics
jetpixi: L E W D
EustaceTheSunBro: Shoot the Angry-Penis!
Fanklok: According to Adam 1,000,000,000=81
sinnnical: This is horror game whack-a-mole
MerryPringles: I thought I had a penis, but if that's what it's supposed to look like, I may have been mislead
nyquister_: Persona 5 is the anime version of Silent Hill
MrMatternot: I fought this in Zelda!
gibbousm: just like the work of HR Giger, everything in Silent Hill is sexual
jetpixi: this giant dick is ruining the egg nog conversation
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
korvys: It's Cloyster!
itsr67: is this whack a mole
soupgiraffe: its a cloyster
Seth_Erickson: reminds me of the Demon of Song from Dark Souls 2
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saucemaster5000: how did everyone jump to penis? What is wrong with your penises?
talosparoxi: eggnog is one of those things where the modern recipe is unrecognisable in comparisson to the old version. like donaire sauce didn't used to be sweet
Izandai: Is anyone else experiencing significant audio desync?
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jetpixi: yes
gualdhar: I can't figure out how you know how much health you have left
asthanius: gun is powerful
Phosfur: IWhat's behind door number 1?
NightValien28: gualdhar on the pause screen there's a health meter
Izandai: uh
BusTed: gamer's gamin'
e_bloc: I fucking love that phrase Adam
jetpixi: oh my
Izandai: Adam I'm gonna need you to never use that simile ever again.
bv310: Like a tall boy of Red Bull just hangin' there
coelopteryx: gawd, for a second there i was like "what vine is 'that's a paheenus' from" then 10 seconds later remembered it was just something ben said a while back
hesterbyrde: This game made me freaked out about malls in all seriousness. We had a mall that looked just like this place
talosparoxi: uuuuuuuuttention shoppers
jetpixi: Is K-Mart still a thing?
ky0dar: every day is great at your Junes
asthanius: James is in charge, actually
elkae: @coelopteryx I think there's a bit in New Girl that's like that too
Dog_of_Myth: But what if they don't laugh...
MegaDosX: Adam is the Mick Foley of LRR
e_bloc: blue light special baby
talosparoxi: he controls the vertical AND the horizontal
jetpixi: Macs?
jetpixi: lol
jkoon78076: not just laughing Adam, you also make us smile :)
SachielOne: That's Circle K
e_bloc: they can't all be winners
sinnnical: K-Mart is strong in australia
GuilKato: What if he uses it as a metaphor or a cogent paradigm, or a good example?
Makrosian_Tae: That would be me LUL
nyquister_: Out of the 500 or so peeps, you have good odds
GhostValv: haha that's funny :)
elah806: Wild how dead the sound is in this mall
n__een_n: i'm a chuckler
bentropik: haha
JaymicUnyielding: haha
asthanius: *cries*
n__een_n: i'm chucklin
lord_wertornion: haha
MegaDosX: lmao
Izandai: haha
CataclysmicReverb: ha.
Makrosian_Tae: haha
mercano82: My KMart just closed; it was the last KMart north of Massachusetts.
gualdhar: haha
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun Don't worry, ill always laugh at your jokes
SachielOne: @e_bloc No, Winners is a clothes store chain
nyquister_: jklmao
jetpixi: The K-Marts here all went away. Idk what took them over. I think Kohls
withwherewithal: ha ha
EustaceTheSunBro: haha
Mistborn83: HA ha ha ha ha ha ha
Scrubbodiestobears: "everything i say was met by uprorious laughter" was for sure
AdeleDawn: haha
Kreiseler: aha
iris_of_ether: haha
ky0dar: was that a Danger 5 reference?
asthanius: boohoo
e_bloc: hahahaha
InkyGhoast: haha then what
prince_infidel: I walked away & apparently Adam was talking shit about people with prince in their name?
ButButTheJesus: HA HA
EustaceTheSunBro: ha ha!
GreayStone: Haha
oyleslyck: haha
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo
eric_christian_berg: Sensible Chuckle is the name of my Weird Al cover band.
bentropik: top kek
Izandai: Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
talosparoxi: that's a pretty good bet with you adam :D
itomeshi: * hearty chortle *
elkae: Haha. :)
jkoon78076: ha..... ha
Countjondi: You're also devilishly handsome
Dog_of_Myth: Mhawahahahah
iridium_alchemist: haha. good joke streamer.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: taaaaaaaake oooooooon me!
e_bloc: Adam once again has assaulted the mods
gualdhar: what's the most passive-agressive way to say "ha ha" in chat?
JaymicUnyielding: ha ha
JaymicUnyielding: Ha.
saucemaster5000: Nobody knws what going on, we've mostly talked food for an hour
amuseoffirebane: @gualdhar "ha ha"
EustaceTheSunBro: Ha. Ha.
ButButTheJesus: get bangin
hesterbyrde: Oh the old silent hill music
hesterbyrde: bless
jetpixi: time to get doooown
MerryPringles: haha
oakentree: what about if i lightly blow air out my nose?
bentropik: how many of these really quiet hills are there?
MegaDosX: ha
Countjondi: I wouldn't do anything else If I did that
CataclysmicReverb: What a don'tective
jetpixi: these hills are boppin
soupgiraffe: break after cutscene?
oyleslyck: she looks strung out
Fanklok: What ending are we going for?
OutOfSpaceAndTime: I had this sound track, and I'm really sad I don't know where it is right now
gibbousm: its all spoops!
jetpixi: The Hills have Bops
MegaDosX: Adam share Fugi's feet with the class, maybe he'll stop sending them to you :p
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
gibbousm: @Fanklok you can only get one ending on your first playthrough
e_bloc: @Izandai lol
talosparoxi: I know this actress from another role... I'm gonna do a quick imdb search
Ferisar: Uther?
shewantsthedndgaming: banger alertttt
EustaceTheSunBro: Never share Fugi's feet. They're for Adam only.
GuilKato: go to the subway - eat flesh!
Sogheim: so... since when does the detective hired to find someone go up to the person and say "hey, um, you need to know I got paid to find you"
lady_gwynethis: gotta go to the only fans for that
AdeleDawn: Nothing like a little ominous piano jazz
MegaDosX: Ben did you hide a camera in my apartment?
TurnOneForrest: Chris's feet... for me?
MegaDosX: How dare you
chefryto90: jajajajaja
sinnnical: uWu pws snd fugi feet :3
Kreiseler: just a joke....unlessss....
gawag_: haha
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amuseoffirebane: ok byeeeeeee
Lord_ZYRK: Don't show Fugi's feet, streamer. I would hate that ha ha :)
Izandai: Wouldn't it be funny... If you shared Fugi's feet pics in Twitch chat... Haha just kidding... Unless...
nyquister_: Matrix-like music
rasterscan: Break time yo
GuilKato: set off emergency exit and see if door opens?
InkyGhoast: oh we can see minima!
InkyGhoast: Minmo!
bentropik: is this the part where we get railroaded?
TurnOneForrest: 👉👈 ...unless?
jetpixi: jk haha lol
elah806: Heather now open-carrying a gun in the subway of presumably the normal world
InkyGhoast: MINMO!
asthanius: MINMO
ButButTheJesus: 10M channel points
JaymicUnyielding: M I N M O
goatprince: Minmo!
InkyGhoast: i have a t-shirt of minmo
bv310: That sure is in Comic Sans
OnyxOblivion: MINMO
EustaceTheSunBro: MINMO
Dog_of_Myth: haha
MegaDosX: Clip it for the highlights!
ButButTheJesus: ROFL
knickknacksnackery: comic sans just screams "fun"
korvys: Wasting ammo for a bit, very Ben move
GhostValv: fruitbooty
Makrosian_Tae: Fruity Rouge with the gift sub!
Karfsma778: I mean, Comic Sans isn't as bad as Papyrus
ashiok_nightmare_moose: sounds like a twitch handle
Sogheim: I'm upset these ads are straight up fire
jetpixi: Comic Sans in the only Font
ttam809: Hey hey all. I see we got the ice cream
gualdhar: dude Comic Sans was all the rage
InkyGhoast: i mena 2003 earth day ad would have totally used comic sans
ashiok_nightmare_moose: FruityRouge thanks for the sub
gibbousm: how comical
nyquister_: Ad Break?
jetpixi: Everything is Comic Sans no matter what you think you see
OutOfSpaceAndTime: It screams 'Phun'
talosparoxi: it screams "FUN" as it stabs you in the eyes
JaymicUnyielding: My mom writes everything in comic sans.
n__een_n: what shjould i make for dinner: mac n cheese or a breakfast sandwich?
EustaceTheSunBro: BREAK
NarishmaReborn: get some minmo ads
GhostValv: time to go :)
elah806: Heather, I don't think the subway is running right now, just a guess
Izandai: @n__een_n What would the sandwich contain?
sinnnical: Mac n Cheese breakfast sandwich
sinnnical: why not both
n__een_n: fried egg, ham, cheese
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Our ten times champion.... FRUITY ROOOOOOUGE
n__een_n: on a bagel
Izandai: Do the sandwich.
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Izandai: Maybe do two sandwiches.
Makrosian_Tae: Fruity Rouge with the home run1
SkylerRingtail: Remind me chat, was there ever a reason announced for the new policy of an ad break absolutely every hour? I vaguely remember some change in Twitch's ad policy maybe being the reason...?
Makrosian_Tae: Fruity Rouge with the Twitch Prime subscription
theleerm: wait what
Izandai: @SkylerRingtail If you don't run ads manually, Twitch will run them whenever it feels like it.
Dog_of_Myth: @SkylerRingtail Twitch runs ads every hour now.
Makrosian_Tae: Fruity Rouge with the photo finish!
theleerm: ooh fuck
Dog_of_Myth: Or something like that.
SkylerRingtail: That's what I thought, thanks. (P.S. eff Amazon)
Makrosian_Tae: Fruity Rouge, the new Sonic character
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Izandai: Yeah, it's a shitty fucking change.
coelopteryx: @elkae i just remember a highlight where ben ended up saying it like that and then was like "i don't know why i said it like that" & it sounded like it wasn't entirely on purpose, but that was ages ago already so i forget exactly how it went
Dog_of_Myth: Amazon: We want all of your money now.
Makrosian_Tae: But like...how does it know?
SkylerRingtail: Plus they recently changed their ad system to bypass ad blockers. Can't wait for uBlock Origin to catch up to that one.
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talosparoxi: interesting... twitch actually runs ads on a seperate layer from the stream. if you use a browser like chrome that supports picture in picture the ads will only play in the main widow while the picture in picture plays as normal
Makrosian_Tae: Talos, you may have just saved the internet!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Izandai: Is anyone else experiencing significant video delay?
elkae: @coelopteryx It was a great moment lol
talosparoxi: not so much, the audio is still of the ads
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: HA HA HA
BrowneePoints: It almost has that whistle
MegaDosX: What's Heather's batting average though?
DrSoupPHD: Back to the YouTube VOD for me!
Izandai: Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
BrowneePoints: that nice *ping!*
ButButTheJesus: HA HA HA
e_bloc: put Lucille down
BusTed: :)
Dog_of_Myth: Ha ha ha
withwherewithal: ha ha
elkae: Haha. :)
AdeleDawn: haha
sinnnical: This meta joke is gonna carry onto both of your streams forever
DrSoupPHD: Good joke, streamer!
abaoa_qu: That was a Dave Neihaus hr call, RIP
ky0dar: Lucille. I know that reference from Magic the Gathering.
BrowneePoints: Nah, Heather is a Badass. she bats 600 at LEAST
coelopteryx: @elkae yee it was
BusTed: Throw your garbage away.
e_bloc: over .350 is insanely good
Benevum: there's drugs in it
InkyGhoast: alright chat how much is ben going to goof up the next bit. i got two tries
ButButTheJesus: it means don't litter
BrowneePoints: 600 would be a 60% average
elkae: K I gotta go sleeeeeep byeeeee
BrowneePoints: hit percentage
ashiok_nightmare_moose: OBP is different
abaoa_qu: No one has ever hit .600
e_bloc: no .600 is you have a hit 6/10 at bats
e_bloc: its impossible
MegaDosX: Holy shit
ButButTheJesus: EW
oakentree: stash yourself, obviously
DeM0nFiRe: on base percentage includers walk and hit by pitch. Batting average is just hits
LetsConsider: Stash your trash means storage for waifus
BusTed: seabatYIKES
coelopteryx: gesundheit
BrowneePoints: @e_bloc ....that's the joke
Dog_of_Myth: Over .400 is insanely good
mercano82: On Base Percentage is Batting Average + Walks
talosparoxi: audios real desynched for me, tried refreshing with no change
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: F
MegaDosX: The victim was decapitated, but lived for another 36 hours
sinnnical: The victim died 43 years later
Kreiseler: does batting average include balls? ir just strikes/fouls?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: ha ha. ha ha ha.
TheDeafMints: Yeh anyone else getting audio desync?
Dog_of_Myth: ha ha
ky0dar: Oh, Adam Cole.
Izandai: Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
e_bloc: @BrowneePoints sorry, tonight is my night to get into my cups. definitely missing some social cues
CataclysmicReverb: That's just a slouch
MegaDosX: Adam punching down there with the short joke
HorusFive: I feel seen
Ba_Dum_Tish: 5'10 until he lost his head
SkylerRingtail: @TheDeafMints Yup, desynced here
PlusDY: whyd you have to @ me like that
BrowneePoints: just hits
e_bloc: batting average is hits in which you are not out
BrowneePoints: erp
BrowneePoints: e bloc got it
Zath_: Batting avg is hits
Izandai: I know there's on-base and on-base plus slugging.
GhostValv: batting average also doesn't includes walks I think...
Zath_: On base is time you get on base by any means
e_bloc: also does not include errors
CataclysmicReverb: I think it also has to not be a foul?
abaoa_qu: Errors don't count either
elah806: I am used to understanding LRR's heights by camera level and if I ever meet y'all in person it is going to be a trip and a half to realize that I'm eye level with Graham and have to look down at Kathleen
Izandai: I would not choose to get out at every at-bat.
Seth_Erickson: sure
BrowneePoints: the MLB league-wide average is currently at like .250 I think?
AtomicAlchemical: Sac fly specialist
talosparoxi: well actually that kinda implies you always get balled to first which is statistically pretty good
NarishmaReborn: be a great sacrifice play
saucemaster5000: I'd do it if I always hit the pitcher
MegaDosX: How tall are you Adam, out of curiosity?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: if i could choose a baseball power it would be to get walked every time
Izandai: Look, monsters are no reason to disrespect THE RULES
BusTed: "you're tall"
TurnOneForrest: in awe of the size of this lad
BrowneePoints: Adam is 4 inches taller than me. I am scared
e_bloc: being 6'5" is great
HorusFive: Adam Savidan is like 8ft 2in right?
sinnnical: Wait are you for real? Mega lad
Benevum: kiss kiss kiss
MegaDosX: Neat!
n__een_n: i'm 6'5 too can we be friends
GuilKato: big spoon confirmed
e_bloc: oh no this is Now Kiss
korvys: Whoever was talking about audio desync, I'm also getting it, even after a refresh.
MegaDosX: I'm 6'3", so you'd be one of the few people I'd have to look up at if I were talking to them
Ba_Dum_Tish: A sticky situation
Boi_Ginny: I'm 5'2" and I met Graham and Kathleen and Beej and Ian at a C2E2 and felt very very small
knickknacksnackery: Watching streams has definitely conditioned me to think everyone on earth is the same height
Masslost: adam is lrrs brute squad
gibbousm: beware of spoops
e_bloc: 6'5" club represent @n__een_n @LoadingReadyRun
xantos69: The secret there is DON"T STOP or it gets stuck.
bv310: Yeah, meeting you at a GP was surprising. You are a very tall person
Izandai: @ashiok_nightmare_moose That's insanely OP. On-base percentage of 100%? Who cares if you never go farther than first!?
talosparoxi: @korvys me too
elah806: No see that's the thing, I'm 6'3", most of LRR would probably be shockingly short to me if I met them in real life
MegaDosX: ha ha ha
Makrosian_Tae: Adam Savidan's secret to getting taller. STREAMERS HATE HIM
Izandai: Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha.
abaoa_qu: I played baseball until 7th grade and I got hit in the face by a ball. I was a terrible batter and that was enough for me
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP_TK
sinnnical: There's only so much room up there
BrowneePoints: Adam is a Bugbear, Ben is a Hobgoblin...is Kathleen a Goblin?
e_bloc: no we prefer that everyone else is shorter
korvys: The Adam, G, and Ian club
MegaDosX: I hit my head on everything in Japan >_>
LetsConsider: Wait, how tall is Kathleen
niccus: streamers are generally tall
e_bloc: also flying fucking sucks
itomeshi: Near impossible to find tall pants.
Nigouki: if both people are tall then who has to do the "how's the weather up there" joke?
itomeshi: Yup.
ttam809: Worst
e_bloc: ever tried to get on a puddle jumper
talosparoxi: being tall is great until you hit your head on a doorframe or chandelier
NotCainNorAbel: they don't make pants for short people either
tergonis: cars are the worst
ButButTheJesus: PANTS, MAN
Despoiler98: I met Adam
Fanklok: But you can reach the top shelf
elah806: When you're tall you have to worry about bonking your head on goddamn chandeliers
CataclysmicReverb: sinks are at awkward heights
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well pants are less of a problem right now
HorusFive: I've never seen Adam's legs, so I don't see how that could be an issue
GuilKato: pants and SHIRTS that have arms bloodly long enough
GhostValv: I guess that's why I'm not friends with anyone ... :(
abaoa_qu: DXL is amazing, Adam
gualdhar: the Tall Club, where the only way to get in is to get something off the top shelf
MegaDosX: I have found /one shop/ I can go to get shoes that fit me, and that's /it/, it's so annoying
prince_infidel: Shoe struggle man
e_bloc: they had to stick me in the middle and my head still touched the ceiling
SkylerRingtail: And if you're tall AND on the bigger side, finding shirts is also impossible
Ferisar: so we can’t be friends
BrowneePoints: Yep. I wear a size 15. Can't get a shitty pair of shoes f or less than $60-80
talosparoxi: because once you do it once you're doomed to do it on the same object forever
Scrubbodiestobears: how often do short people ask you the weather?
sinnnical: Adam you can just pretend to be a mountain
GuilKato: getting your hiking boots ordered in because stores dont stock the big sizes
Makrosian_Tae: Height is hot
lemmel: Trees and doorframes can get in the way
CataclysmicReverb: Oh, and crouching to get under the shower faucet
itomeshi: Destination XL is great, yes.
ky0dar: maybe you should try getting better at the game, Adam.
BrowneePoints: DXL and KingSize Adam
elah806: Fitting in the backseat of a two-door car? Forget about it
Xavier0080: The biggest downside is everyone asking you to get things off the top shelf or change a lightbulb
Triforcecwp: @LoadingReadyRun My feet are EEEE width i feel your pain. even though im a normal foot size finding the width is a nightmare.
Seth_Erickson: DXL is were my dad goes I think
ButButTheJesus: Ahh BooM
Despoiler98: I met Adam at C2E2 in Chicago and he was sitting down and stood up to shake my hand and I'm 6'2" and I was like Oh HELLO O.o
Roosevelt: tallslimtees is also good
korvys: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: Ben: Short in stature but large in heart.
MegaDosX: Yeah, I complain about finding shoes that fit me, but 17 is another level
e_bloc: I used to use KingSIze but it has been disappointing recently
coelopteryx: gesundheit again
NimrodXIV: jlrrDang
e_bloc: I'm only a 13 though
sinnnical: you gotta have that magnum dong
talosparoxi: I recommend the pants brand urbanstar. they're super comfy jeans
ashiok_nightmare_moose: at one point your feet were as big as blue was old
Poggifers_LRR: Megados wants to see those flippers lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
OnyxOblivion: adam cant show fit they're too big for the camera
Scy_Anide: You know what they say about people with big feet. They have trouble finding shoes.
MegaDosX: Mine are 13 but wide, which is hard to find that fits me
Izandai: I don't have big feet, but I have WIDE feet.
bv310: I'm super lucky that I'm tall but with size 12/13 shoes
BrowneePoints: I'm 6'1, (i'm not gonna say cuz i'm very large)lbs and size 15 shoes. DXL and KingSize are SAVIORS
Fanklok: i thought finding size 13 was bad
elah806: I am 6'3 and 150 lbs, not only do I have tall person pants problem but the tall person pants waft around me like robes
e_bloc: I was 5 feet tall in 2nd grade :/
BrowneePoints: Yep. Grade 3 I was in size 8s
BusTed: Haha.
Seth_Erickson: and he's got elephantitus in his right leg so finding pants to accommodate that is especially hard
bv310: Adam "Sideshow Bob" savidan
WonderfulGlory: Adam recognized me at a magic fest and it made my day.
talosparoxi: they stretch which is super important for my monster thighs
Mistborn83: are Canada shoe sizes the same as us
iris_of_ether: That's like a puppy who's got to grow into his feet!
Kramburger: old Duck Feet Savidan
LithelyUnshod: They grow 'em big on the prairies
abaoa_qu: DXL is also partnerec with Bigshoes.Com. Im a size 16 and they have everything
Tiber727: I can respect the pants thing. 36/32 is an extremely common pant size. I'm 36/34, and it's near impossible to find pants.
talosparoxi: @Mistborn83 I assume so, you guys use numbers right?
Spacepup: I'm 6'4 and all those extra X's that just keep getting wider instead of taller are a real issue.
Masslost: adam check out dxl for sure they have size 17 shows :D
GreayStone: i wear size 8 now
Amentur: Molded by big feet sounds wrong
Pharmacistjudge: Adam snap recognized me in Las Vegas.
WonderfulGlory: I always try to say hi, but I get seriously star-struck.
ky0dar: 2017?
Mistborn83: @talosparoxi rude
Benevum: I like how Ben and Adam are just getting closer and closer together
Despoiler98: what the hell are those doggos made of?
MegaDosX: 2017
MegaDosX: According to Wikipedia
bv310: @Tiber727 I feel you. Mine are 38/31. Everything is awful to shop for
BrowneePoints: @Spacepup I'm a 6xl and extremely pear shaped. The extra x's dont' help
ashiok_nightmare_moose: @Despoiler98 violins?
talosparoxi: @Mistborn83 that was a legitimate question, I barely understand how canadian shoe sizes work
TurnOneForrest: they are made of loud
itsr67: adam also ties SFV mains to usernames
MyBuddySuperfly: train is coming?
itsr67: it's surprising how on point it's been
NotCainNorAbel: Faces I can do, names i forget the second they say it
talosparoxi: go down the tracks I think
Makrosian_Tae: @talosparoxi we don't either
InkyGhoast: why don't we investigate the tracks
Izandai: Seriously, is no one else getting this video delay?
itsr67: I've been getting it
Seth_Erickson: Yeah I remember faces but names are harder
n__een_n: how many bullets does it take to kill a dog
GuilKato: don't you want to be on Bergen street
korvys: Yes, I also am
MrMatternot: RUn fool!
talosparoxi: ur dead
bv310: She won't jump the turnstile, but she'll hop onto the tracks freely
ButButTheJesus: SPLORT
Izandai: Okay, I'm not crazy.
Tiber727: @bv310 Ouch. I was mostly noting how I'm one size away from an incredibly common size, and availability drops like a lead balloon.
Despoiler98: LOL
Pharmacistjudge: quick, suplex the train
talosparoxi: went the wrong way
BrowneePoints: oh yep it just desynced a little
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
GhostValv: :O
theleerm: lots of folks are @Izandai theres not much they can do tho
MyBuddySuperfly: hey, they did pay their tickets
InkyGhoast: wrong way whoops
NotCainNorAbel: 3rd rail?
korvys: Yeah, cause it's a GHOST, Ben
MegaDosX: Sucks to suck I guess :p
ttam809: lrrCHKN since the Ice Cream is guaranteed, guess ill unlock this emote for a bit lrrCHKN
sinnnical: Ha ha ha ha ha
itsr67: oh shit you got killed by a train
ashiok_nightmare_moose: smthg smthg in my soul Ghost Train
MyBuddySuperfly: killer train
Seth_Erickson: Kronk!
Pharmacistjudge: you failed to suplex the train, game over.
MegaDosX: Good thing the game told you that train was a danger >_>
ttam809: is it an infinity ghost train?
Manae: @Pharmacistjudge Only one man has what it takes to do that
CataclysmicReverb: Ghost trains are invisible, obviously
ky0dar: froot froot?
bentropik: gotta stop hitting that pipe
Fanklok: The proper way to deal with a ghost train is by suplexing it
talosparoxi: don't worry ben, pretty much everyone dies to that train... also your first 2 deaths were in that dream
MrMatternot: A real long time ago, in 94
keroan0: people all over the world, join hands. it's a ghost train. a ghost train
MegaDosX: Harsh opinions there
MyBuddySuperfly: maybe you weren't killed, you just left the town and survived :)
n__een_n: @LoadingReadyRun when are those fighting fantasy books coming back
bv310: Yooooooo, whoever mentioned DXL, you're my hero. This site looks great
bentropik: oh also, when do you guys get your icecream?
oplinger: as far as pants go i only buy 32/32 and all my pants are different sizes
InkyGhoast: oh dang we missed this before
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sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun I hope to be around enough in both of your streams to be able to get recognized by you two
ANeMzero: What version of SL3 is this?
MrMatternot: Stay away from the forest
InkyGhoast: HD edition
Pharmacistjudge: beat that book with a pipe so it never hurts you again
Seth_Erickson: they're good
ButButTheJesus: @ANeMzero hd on PS3
BrowneePoints: DXL and KingSize Adam
InkyGhoast: oh wait did they ever uhhh fix that texture issue
FakeFiend: anyone know if Graham was filming in whistler today, thought I saw him from across the street with a film crew
Seth_Erickson: KingSize is also very good
Izandai: KingSize is the other one people mentioned.
bv310: I can never find 2xlt shirts, and they just have tons of options
MegaDosX: They ship to Australia and prices are in AUD! Bookmarking this website immediately
MrMatternot: Extra Medium
GuilKato: if JohnnyBigg is a thing in Canada they're great
e_bloc: 100% right
ButButTheJesus: SPLORT
iris_of_ether: Sweatpants A++ Decision
MegaDosX: Ben pls
e_bloc: all my sweat pants ended up above my ankle for the longest time
talosparoxi: have adam check the guide
fastlane250: jolliDed
bentropik: this is all good training
MrMatternot: TO be fair...
varmintx0: use a phoenix down on it
sinnnical: Sweat pants? more like SWEET pants
talosparoxi: @bentropik boooo
InkyGhoast: i think you're supposed to climb back up after you get around a partition but it's been a long time since i did this
Pharmacistjudge: great, now I have Thomas the Tank Engine Nemesis in my head
theleerm: f
bv310: to be faaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
asthanius: But your ass is so comfy
eric_christian_berg: Man, can't wait for new LetterKenny.
bentropik: so you're quite literally being railroaded?
korvys: I watched all of Letterkenny the other day, cause of you two
asthanius: benginButt
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BrowneePoints: To be fair, you're both lovely individuals that make my life enjoyable
abaoa_qu: DXL also run great sales if you sign up for their annoying emails. Like, spend 200 get 50 off, that kind of thing
ky0dar: tell em, steve dave
MegaDosX: Run PharmacistJudge, I'll stall them!
Pharmacistjudge: I can't say they are wrong
Fanklok: "This is out town scrub" "Yeah beat it"
talosparoxi: weevil underwood
gayghostprince: you know weevil
sinnnical: Weavile Underwood?
TurnOneForrest: but now I want to hear Adam do a Joey Wheeler
MrMatternot: Thomas the Tank Engine/ My neck, My back mashup
MegaDosX: The ghost!
sinnnical: And Rex Raptor
gayghostprince: the weevil kid, weevil? he's evil
Izandai: WHAT
bentropik: adam as joey would be amazing
InkyGhoast: climb back up!
asthanius: OR climb back up
BusTed: Fiendish puzzle.
InkyGhoast: if the ghost pushes you you climb back up
MegaDosX: I also wonder if you should just not go on the tracks
Pharmacistjudge: Ben is in the Vortex
bentropik: climb up the other side?
itomeshi: Insert Steiner Math here.
MegaDosX: And if you fall you climb back up like people are saying
talosparoxi: I think you're just supposed to go across, not up/down
HarmonisedMelody: Get better at flipping coins
MegaDosX: idk
gayghostprince: don't stand on the tracks kiddo
Poggifers_LRR: Can we her Adam do a Joey Wheeler impression ??
jschunx: maybe go straight forward? across the tracks straight ahead
ButButTheJesus: its not 50 50. its 100 get off the track
PharaohBender27: katesLurk
bentropik: it's trains all the way down
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Seth_Erickson: give us your Yuna impression Adam
MrMatternot: Ben, do you need the gold star?
Pharmacistjudge: i'm not giving you anything useful
Nemo_Rasa: 50/50/90, 90% of the time, you'll get a 50/50 choice wrong
asthanius: I mean, you can't outrun a train
gualdhar: hey Ben, why don't you try dodging the train?
talosparoxi: oh I'm just throwing out ideas, because the game isn't being clear
MegaDosX: I mean, I'm just trying to help, can't speak for everybody else >_>
KeytarCat: I like the 50/50:90 idea
e_bloc: fuck just dumped a drink on my desk after opening 4 boxes of Zen collector boosters. thank god it was not near where my 2 foil expedition Cavern of Souls were
gibbousm: protip: train harder
Fanklok: I want a game that instead of asking if you want an easier difficulty asks if you want someone who's good at video games to do it for you
MyBuddySuperfly: what about paying the ticket to avoid the killer train?
Makrosian_Tae: What a deep cut
bv310: This is miserable, good lord
jetpixi: wtf is going on? i leave to get dinner and there's a vortex? lol
jetpixi: Mika Train ChooChoo
BrowneePoints: They're totally a Laura
InkyGhoast: @e_bloc aaaaa
ButButTheJesus: ok what's the origin of "rootenist tootenist cowbo"
fastlane250: splorch count: 4
dylan16807: gotta think like a train
jetpixi: Ask Jeeves
MegaDosX: Internet! I need some help with this train puzzle!
Benevum: Where's Jeeves when you need him
CARZYAUTUMN: because trains hurt lmao
gayghostprince: you don't want it bad enough
talosparoxi: that was ages ago
LithelyUnshod: dammit Ben
Mistborn83: stop activating my google home
itomeshi: Thanks Ben, the google has no idea for you
bv310: Dang it Ben, you set off my Google Home :P
BrowneePoints: Adam, this train is mixing him up like Laura Matsuda
MrMatternot: You got the nutcracker for the moonstone
asthanius: Fun Fact: If you didn't read that article about the decapitation, this would be skipped
ashiok_nightmare_moose: does this count as a Training montage?
jetpixi: I think just Toy Story @ButButTheJesus and then ben took it further
jetpixi: what a rude ghost
KeytarCat: Google responds: "I'm sorry you feel that way"
MegaDosX: Nailed it!
F1SHOR: 1st try and everything
AgentMagicMaster: EZ first try
LithelyUnshod: Mine
ButButTheJesus: lrrGOAT
Mistborn83: mine
gayghostprince: boo-de ghost
bv310: At least four?
Izandai: jesus christ ben
Mistborn83: stop it
sinnnical: Lmao who owns a google home
PharaohBender27: katesScared
jetpixi: Jokes on you, I have headphones on
ButButTheJesus: headphones ftw
Fanklok: Bixby. call mom
SachielOne: XBOX OFF
LurkerSpine: You forgot Alexa
Electrodyne: okay Google....butts
Azralorne: BENJAMIN
MegaDosX: Ben with the chaotic evil ploy there
Makrosian_Tae: Headphone gang rise up
F1SHOR: this is why i wear headphones watching this stream/vod
Mistborn83: It said it couldnt do it
NightValien28: you would be surprised
Benevum: Hey google, play We like to Party by teh Vengaboys
jetpixi: Echo!
nyquister_: People still use contacts?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
jetpixi: my alexa uses Computer
Kaktus021: Xbox: Make me a ham sandwich
talosparoxi: you went back on yourself
jetpixi: wait
libraryrulesrule: owo what's this
asthanius: I would simply leave silent hill
gayghostprince: why would you give Jeff bezos access to your house
Seth_Erickson: I usually wear headphones
libraryrulesrule: is this a spooky scary game
talosparoxi: there's another staircase down there
gayghostprince: he will personally rob you
F1SHOR: other streams i can use speakers cause they dont harrass my google lol
Izandai: I spend 90% of my waking life wearing headphones.
gibbousm: I remember there was an ad a few years ago that procced smart devices. it was controversial
jetpixi: *Considers taking off headphones*
BrowneePoints: But Tinnitis is when your canned goods get inflamed!
ButButTheJesus: @libraryrulesrule sometimes
lady_gwynethis: 1960s : DONT CALL ME THEY HAVE A WIRETAP ON MY HOUSE 2020: Hey wire tap play despacito
Nemo_Rasa: I got one of my old roomates to disable his xbox voice commands by turning it off from my room
RendezVoodoo: I got the ear ringings from concerts and bad choices
Lord_ZYRK: lady_gwynethis LUL
jetpixi: or 9 3/4
Makrosian_Tae: He kinda already has @gayghostprince
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
MegaDosX: Where is the lie though?
libraryrulesrule: alexa is my closest friend in these trying times
gayghostprince: @makrosian_tae we can't stop him, he has a tank
bentropik: that's so sad, hey alexa play fruit fruit
jetpixi: is the map helpful in this game?
MrMatternot: This game map brought to you by Jacob's Ladder.
InkyGhoast: you keep going to hazel st
Makrosian_Tae: @gayghostprince Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
MrMatternot: A great movie, btw
talosparoxi: the platform is written on the supports
sinnnical: We can stop jeff bezos, all we need is to take away his step ladder
BrowneePoints: a step ladder is when you get a ladder by marriage
gayghostprince: @makrosian_tae when we got married, did we decide to share sword rights
jetpixi: LUL @BrowneePoints
InkyGhoast: praise minmo
BrowneePoints: Heather is a BADASS Adam
jetpixi: that's how i walk through the subway
gayghostprince: hey Jeff bezos I'm coming for your step ladder
jetpixi: got my fightin stick
MrMatternot: SOunds like mosters. Must be the right way.
llollipopdragon: member of the nnsburg girl scouts?
Makrosian_Tae: @gayghostprince Ha! You keep up with the jokes like that I'm actually going to start thinking you're my partner LUL. She loves a good sword or 5
Lord_ZYRK: My name is Heather and I'm here to say / gonna fuck your shit all up ev-e-ry day
AtomicAlchemical: Girl's ready to smash the patriarchy
bentropik: is it a dog or a squeaky toy?
Fanklok: Wait a flippin minute, the dogs don't get hit by the ghost train. That's not fair
BrowneePoints: Put Heather in Smash you cowards!
talosparoxi: dog heard you were talkin shit
fastlane250: lrrSPOT
nyquister_: Parry God
jschunx: dog has trouble with stairs
Phosphatide: parry dog?
jetpixi: evil dog murder is a low key event
MrMatternot: If you swing a polearm weapon and miss, there are lag frames.
saucemaster5000: are those the noises you make when beating something with a pipe?
ButButTheJesus: @Fanklok maybe they do and they just... come back
darkspiredragon: you're great on your grate
Makrosian_Tae: It's all waifus!
theleerm: its spoopy!!!
gayghostprince: @makrosian_tae we all need at least five swords in these trying times
LetsConsider: Have you seen the full “I guess” comic?
MegaDosX: Is Yargle coming?
jetpixi: these dogs keep going where the puck was, not where it's goin
Electrodyne: doggo
ButButTheJesus: @MegaDosX that's what I hear too
Makrosian_Tae: I tell you who needs a sword. This Heather girl
jschunx: a sub-subway
talosparoxi: enter the sub-subway
Lord_ZYRK: Next level subway
jetpixi: wut
MrMatternot: She's a real nutcracker
F1SHOR: more nuts!
jetpixi: wut kinda nuts
LithelyUnshod: There are some stations in London that go deeper than thet
captain_wulf: someone queu up Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai
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gayghostprince: give Heather a sword 2020
wintertempest: aw, nuts
MegaDosX: As one does
ButButTheJesus: so we cracked a nut and shot the Penis and now we have another nutcracker.
korvys: It cracks metal nuts, not like... walnuts
MrMatternot: Or, like, a key...
CataclysmicReverb: As in, bolt and nut
KeytarCat: Like nuts and bolts, not edible nuts
Makrosian_Tae: Nah, Heather with Sword is the rare chase figure
talosparoxi: who opens chains with a nutcracker?
Izandai: What, Adam, you think the nutcracker is used to crack a nut? What kind of philistine are you? Haven't you played a horror game before? Haven't you touched an adventure game?
GhostValv: sekir benginOh benginNo
BusTed: Houndour is a dark type. It's weak to fighting.
magical_writer: cheer50
gayghostprince: isn't there a walnut they found?
Makrosian_Tae: You absolute rhombus!
MrMatternot: That's a dead body
jetpixi: Can't look up or go through loading screens
korvys: Blocked by trash... ALSO A DEAD BODY
MegaDosX: @gayghostprince They already cracked the walnut with a vice, as one does
Izandai: @gayghostprince They already cracked it.
e_bloc: hey there are Canadians in here.. . Lundqvist to DC seems so weird
Makrosian_Tae: As one does
llollipopdragon: apparently the nutcracker is a reference to jacob's ladder
gayghostprince: that's the speed run tech. plebs wait for the nutcracker
MrMatternot: This whole zone is a reference to Jacob's Ladder.
DeM0nFiRe: fink ya bein funny do ya?
jetpixi: LUL @e_bloc he got traded huh?
Izandai: oh
sinnnical: This stream has been mainly about the jokes and chatting and less about the gameplay
Izandai: um
talosparoxi: we were avoiding that reference ben
Lord_ZYRK: That's actually a nut splitter
MegaDosX: I don't think a nutcracker is intended for that kind of nut, but sure, why not.
Izandai: Translation error?
ButButTheJesus: Penis shot, and two nuts cracked
e_bloc: @jetpixi released on buyouts, reporting he will sign tomorrow
Lord_ZYRK: Which is a real thing
gayghostprince: bust that nut
BusTed: fruityrouge
jetpixi: ah I see
korvys: It's more often called a nut splitter, I think
KeytarCat: It's not for food!
MegaDosX: Turn the pipe into a kusari
Izandai: @Lord_ZYRK So, translation error.
jschunx: it also has a high probability of hurting the user, without training
e_bloc: my mother shot a train
nyquister_: How to get home: First, get a nutcracker, ...
jetpixi: Fake Subway
sinnnical: Why would there be a drawing of adam on that train?
Fanklok: @sinnnical When Adam was playing Dead Space by himself for a couple weeks all he did was talk about anime and waste all the ammo
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai seems so
e_bloc: the Lakers are in the finals are probably going to win the finals.
MrMatternot: Watch out for postal workers on this train.
Izandai: That scans.
oplinger: the translations in this game btw were given to localizers in a spreadsheet with no context.
BusTed: Happy birthday to us.
MrMatternot: Very Terminator
e_bloc: they are up 2-1 vs the heat
jschunx: a lovely gift!
ButButTheJesus: shortgun!
Makrosian_Tae: Is that a Terminator reference?
abaoa_qu: They are in the finals
llollipopdragon: have they found the newspaper and the magazine?
circusofkirkus: you'll shoot your eye out, kid
LetsConsider: Is the audo desynced?
ButButTheJesus: yep
Lord_ZYRK: That movie heckin rules
NightValien28: thicc
e_bloc: well they got LeBron and Anthony Davis
MegaDosX: Looks like something that wants to be shot with a shotgun
sinnnical: @Fanklok I've yet to get to the deadspace streams, but im looking forward to them
MrMatternot: Insane Cancer
BusTed: Shoulda used a Pokeflute.
Nigouki: its Baymax!
jetpixi: i've been bad about the one sport i actively follow. they stopped and I kinda forgot they came back
e_bloc: two of the best 10 players in the league so . . . .
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Fanklok: Oh hey its a Snorlax
GhostValv: sekiro
bv310: Too bad Game DM, I rolled Stealth
jetpixi: oh jeebus
abaoa_qu: They got lebron and anthony davis. When you add two all pro players, it helps
sinnnical: *Slowly walks around sombering enemy* SEKIRO
gayghostprince: silent Hill 3 has advanced squelch technology never before seen by gamers
MrMatternot: Look for Platform 9 3/4
jetpixi: LUL @sinnnical
Makrosian_Tae: The squelch is PALPABLE
sinnnical: I love this community
MegaDosX: I was just waiting for her to start spinning on the spot like in Pokemon
OnyxOblivion: petition to replace SEKIRO with MINMO
excalgold: oh hey Giant sort of ghostly Adam is back
jetpixi: i don't know these things NotLikeThis
jetpixi: Impart your wisdom
asthanius: Stash Your Trash
itsr67: gun to my head I could not explain why a meaty is called a meaty
Lord_ZYRK: "You weenie-brained thumb-suckers might not be able to wrap your heads around this, but. . ."
gayghostprince: wait... a meaty??
SkylerRingtail: "Yiff yiff?" WAIT NO
jetpixi: Woof WooF! but said like at the end of the animated Harley Quinn
itsr67: really really old fighting game term
gayghostprince: me seeing Heather: I am looking... RESPECTFULLY
Lord_ZYRK: SkylerRingtail that's a different website
MrMatternot: You done killed some poor feller's dawg.
gayghostprince: she's so pretty!!!
Seth_Erickson: Halloween Town is great PogChamp
Kramburger: Technically we're all thumb suckers at some point
jetpixi: why you gotta insult me like that @Lord_ZYRK
Makrosian_Tae: Respectfully, hehe
korvys: You're 10-ply, bud
sinnnical: You half-eaten disgarded mars bar
Makrosian_Tae: The all caps sells it
jetpixi: I love Halloween Town!
Lord_ZYRK: jetpixi you were asking for it Kappa
MegaDosX: She said it to the guy who kept getting her sister's name wrong
gayghostprince: the picture of SpongeBob about to be crushed by something, holding out his hands
Kramburger: Wish you weren'r so fucking akward, bud
MegaDosX: And chocolate bar sounds kind of like his name, so that's the joke
gayghostprince: respectfully Heather, u r so pretty
jetpixi: BibleThump @Lord_ZYRK
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Hello, I'm here for the spoops. Is this the right place?
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP_TK
e_bloc: "wish you weren't so fucking awkward". . . story of my life
sinnnical: No @gayghostprince YOU'RE SO PRETTY
Makrosian_Tae: I'm kinda impressed at the restraint of the game devs by not doing even a SINGLE up-skirt, even though her whole outfit seems designed to provide such opportunities
gayghostprince: @sinnnical thank you!
bentropik: lrrFINE
gMilk: sajamDegen
excalgold: i was over the subway when an Irish court declared that it's bread wasnt 'bread' but a sort of bread like cake due to too much sugar....
jetpixi: i;m just counting my blessings in that regard lol @Makrosian_Tae
Mistborn83: 9 3/4?
junehawk: the spoopy bois!
Lord_ZYRK: Platform Three and Four Quarters
jetpixi: But that's
jetpixi: wait
sinnnical: @Makrosian_Tae Under that skirt she has a huge set of balls to be facing all this creepy shit
MrMatternot: Poor Cerberus
bentropik: benginDab
asthanius: @Makrosian_Tae The early SH games definitely avoid that. All sexualization is tied into the horror in some way (e.g. the nurses)
Makrosian_Tae: @sinnnical Hawt
e_bloc: my mother shot a train in Reno
sinnnical: Platform 9 3/4 Actually
MrMatternot: Heal!
gayghostprince: I love that meme where it's like "the sexy nurses had faces in silent Hill 3 because Heather is a lesbian and respects women"
sinnnical: Oh wait Adam hasnt seen harry potter
sinnnical: my genius joke is wasted
gayghostprince: the early silent Hill games were created to confuse our hormones
MrMatternot: Or read it?
thehokeypokey: does it not say on the map?
Makrosian_Tae: @jetpixi The 2 rules of Japan: if it can be sexy, it will be sexy, and if it can be uncomfortably underage, it WILL BE uncomfortably underage seabatYIKES
sinnnical: nope, adam has no knowledge of harry potter
gayghostprince: God I wish that were me
sinnnical: same
jetpixi: I have noticed a trend @Makrosian_Tae
Catcard: "Helps to have a map."
MrMatternot: Look for the Red Light district. As a Canadian, you should recognize it.
thehokeypokey: There is one in this level. probably too late now
bentropik: lrrHERE
talosparoxi: you might be able to take the map now that it's all fucky
jetpixi: I'm definitely all confused
nyquister_: The security camera would prove differently
jetpixi: discombobulated is a great word
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thehokeypokey: I remember there is a camera that focuses on the door you need while yo are still on the ledge nearby
Kramburger: Man this soundtrack is a BANGER
gayghostprince: who's bandaging these dogs
Lord_ZYRK: I'm glad Adam knows where they're going just as much as Ben does :)
sinnnical: @LoadingReadyRun Why dont you walk onto the track and then climb back up behind the gate
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
jetpixi: Well, they are a team! @Lord_ZYRK
gayghostprince: these doggies are dressed as mummies for Halloween
sinnnical: Taktiks
ButButTheJesus: @sinnnical only works at the red door
Sogheim: !badadvice
sinnnical: Wait thats actually a thing?
Makrosian_Tae: I guess there's dog lovers even in hell
Lord_ZYRK: jetpixi none of us is as dumb as all of us
sinnnical: LUL LUL
gayghostprince: dog hell is being put in costumes maybe
jetpixi: That's deep Zyrk
Makrosian_Tae: Fuck that's good @Lord_ZYRK
JonnyGlitch: Hi Badam! Hi Chat!
Lord_ZYRK: I stole it from a Demotivational
Lord_ZYRK: Remember those, internet?
jetpixi: Gotta find this mythical platform 3
jetpixi: I do actually
gayghostprince: immediately murdered
Makrosian_Tae: Cool game lrrCAMERON
Lord_ZYRK: It has pictures? It was made for Adam seabatTROG
MrMatternot: Have you ever heard of a Hammerhead Bat?
JonnyGlitch: aww nuts
jetpixi: Let's Nope outta this stream
talosparoxi: there are pictures of the basic maps available here: http://www.silenthillmemories.net/sh3/maps_en.htm
saucemaster5000: she looks as annoyed as you do
JonnyGlitch: [Harry Potter Refrence]
Lord_ZYRK: 👏
jetpixi: okie dokie artichokey
talosparoxi: intro sunglasses
ButButTheJesus: BEN
jetpixi: oh
Kramburger: HAHA
NightValien28: good one Ben
CaptainSpam: Welp, gotta start over now.
hesterbyrde: Thank you guys!
Atreides42: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
sinnnical: BOOth
MegaDosX: It was a ghost!
JonnyGlitch: Seeyas!
eric_christian_berg: POSSESSED!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Amentur: lrrSPOOP
MrMatternot: Intro all over again
hesterbyrde: Need to start over now
darkspiredragon: thx for the stream!
MrMatternot: It's a time loop
bentropik: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
Nigouki: thanks for the stream! lrrSPOOP
Phosphatide: DO IT AGAIN
GuilKato: the into sunglasses are the best character
Lord_ZYRK: Oh boy just in time for Let's Nope to start
theneatestburrito: lrrSPOOP_TK
Electrodyne: time is a flat cube
nosole: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Easilycrazyhat: Nice name
Atreides42: Thanks for the stream, guys! Have a good night, everyone! lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
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MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
bentropik: I like that the only emoji visible on adam's shirt is the ok hand
Lord_ZYRK: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
gayghostprince: thanks for hanging out with us!!
jetpixi: have good evenings everyone!
MrMatternot: Thanks for the stream. Have a good night.
MegaDosX: Adam is the best at fighting games!
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
Lord_ZYRK: Got hit on your dating profile over SotC but not that SFV GOld? smh
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks everyone! Thanks Ben, thanks, Adam. Love you both! <3
jetpixi: oooh
GhostValv: thanks for the stream :)
amuseoffirebane: that's a mood ben
MegaDosX: I am all about the wrestling idea Ben, please do it
BrowneePoints: Dungeon of Neuheubelk!
bentropik: so be an optometrist
eric_christian_berg: !homeslice
ashiok_nightmare_moose: makes some glasses
Lord_ZYRK: Ben from every angle
jetpixi: Go ahard
jetpixi: ooops
Lord_ZYRK: ESPECIALLY the feet
afantastico: Who’s in Among Us tomorrow?
BusTed: zyrk pls
ButButTheJesus: been foot cam
MrMatternot: He's coughing!
PipeSmokingOwl: yessss among us!
jetpixi: Amongst Whomst
Lord_ZYRK: Wait does this mean snek cam
Ferisar: did wheeler bulldoze the schedule with legends of runeterra
Dish_KP: Ben, I hope your spectacles are spectacular! \o/
SkylerRingtail: No Jackbox this week? awwww. Well, Among Us was fun too!
MrMatternot: Heat Death returns!!!
NightValien28: never heard of 'em, who's this jordan fella?
MegaDosX: More Diablo!
Hangedman: ikenfell's just coming out soon
Lord_ZYRK: What's a "Jordan"
EvilBadman: yes. game release on Oct 8
GhostValv: I think so
e_bloc: jordynne hype!
GhostValv: cool beans
e_bloc: you may remember her from a PPR
sinnnical: How many The Long Game streams have there been?
jetpixi: The bus IS coming!
NightValien28: BUS. IS. COMING.
sinnnical: with diablo 2?
e_bloc: she's a super cool cosplayer and editor
GreayStone: The venga CAB
EvilBadman: @sinnnical Check the lrr wiki
GhostValv: soupy time :)
delta__vee: a-b-c, easy as 1-2-3
NimrodXIV: Clamb
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for you because you are great.
sinnnical: Its super out of date, ive been checking it
KyubiStormMage: nautical nonsense?
MrMatternot: The Venga Bus!
Lord_ZYRK: money pog
MegaDosX: So no FNPF this week?
NightValien28: then you better practice
e_bloc: you should snipe Kate since she's a ringer <3
NightValien28: want money, get crowns
jetpixi: Dolla Dolla Billa Y'all
abaoa_qu: Yay, Ovilee
jetpixi: Bill*
BusTed: The 2nd First Annual
sinnnical: ooooh nvm
sinnnical: Ty @EvilBadman
MrMatternot: The 2nd 1st Annual...
jetpixi: all...his...life
EvilBadman: no worries friend
talosparoxi: it is indeed the first stream of coris play it forward tomorrow
afantastico: I hope you wear a cute hat onstream on Friday, Ben!
Lord_ZYRK: blast deez beats
Pteraspidomorphi: The second first...
Nigouki: ART
EvilBadman: Ikenfell releases on Oct 8 so that's a day 1 start :)
ButButTheJesus: arting!
jetpixi: some pretty trees
ladylinzington: yeaaaaaah
MrMatternot: We anticipate.
eric_christian_berg: WOOT!
tergonis: ooooooo
Greggleswong: bus is coming
MrMatternot: PC: Oh yeah...
delta__vee: black box theatre edition
niccus: rip
talosparoxi: he was a ghost all along
jetpixi: OH GOD
sinnnical: RIP Adam
MegaDosX: Adam's a ghost!
gayghostprince: hehe 420 viewers
Atreides42: lrrSPOOP
KyubiStormMage: rip adam
MegaDosX: And he's back!
NotCainNorAbel: ghost adam
talosparoxi: oh he's teleported back
MrMatternot: Bloop!
amuseoffirebane: ok byeeeeee oh wait
BusTed: Good work
Pharmacistjudge: You're great!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
gayghostprince: ghost Adam..
Lord_ZYRK: How was the Land of Wind and Ghosts?
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeeeeee
Phosphatide: lrrSPOOP
jetpixi: Ben is a Necromancer!
ButButTheJesus: BYE
Atreides42: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
theanthonydee: benginDab benginDab benginDab
amuseoffirebane: ok byeeeee
MrMatternot: You're Greet
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
gayghostprince: bye!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream guys, take care everybody
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
talosparoxi: bye *kiss kiss*
Greggleswong: now kiss
Lord_ZYRK: I'm great :)
CompletelyUnsure: Well, time to go back and watch the VOD because I fell asleep ten minutes in....
Makrosian_Tae: Bye bye
Phailhammer: cya :)