greatwahooney: Hope everyone's having an alright day
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Scorpions aren't good for dating.
jessieimproved: I'm having a better day, started early brainstorming/work on a game I'm making
greatwahooney: duly noted
greatwahooney: oooh! digital or tabletop?
jessieimproved: digital, hoping to release it to desktop and mobile
jessieimproved: 2d pixel art story game
greatwahooney: neat, good luck with that
jessieimproved: thanks, I've been in software for over 20 years, but I've never done a game, so I'm excited
freshmaker__: with a third zendikar set i wonder if were due for another whole commander deck from a single plane, like they did with ravnica a million years ago or whenever that was.
gnome_friend: ? What did they do with Ravnica?
Metalupis: !next
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Tingeltangelibach: !next
djalternative: hola chattington bear
gnome_friend: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #6624: "Everything west of the polar bear is mine." —Graham [2019-12-12]
djalternative: !findquote paddington
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
freshmaker__: @gnome_friend there was an fnpf where everyone made commander decks with only cards from all the rav sets. Kind of a theme deck but just with one plane being the theme.
gnome_friend: @freshmaker__ is that not what they're doing tonight?
JTK45: !next
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gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
Earthenone: nah tonight they are using cards from the history of magic, with only the headliners being plane limited
freshmaker__: @gnome_friend I thought it was just the commanders were from zendikar, but i may have misinterpreted
gnome_friend: Hmmm
gnome_friend: !card Nissa, vastwood seer
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
IkariFate: !next
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FacelessManAboutTown: !next
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jessieimproved: real cards lrrHORN
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Earthenone: are those facts thopt in or thopt out?
gnome_friend: @Earthenone thopt er
TheWriterAleph: thopter? i barely even know her
jessieimproved: thopthat you guys
greatwahooney: lrrBEEJ
TheWriterAleph: ooh i want a thopt-hat
gnome_friend: Does a thopthat let you fly?
gnome_friend: Is it what turns a servo into a thopter?
TheWriterAleph: yeah it's like inspector gadget's hat
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TimeToFry: !next
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TehAmelie: nice choice to show Alex's hot hydro booty drawing in the most recent video link there, twitch
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: but... it's a butt
Earthenone: !findbutt
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gnome_friend: !quote Morgan
LRRbot: Quote #2604: "I seem to have corporeal bodily functions." —Morgan [2016-05-26]
F1SHOR: magic isnt on the schedule page but it is on right?
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gnome_friend: Bloop time!
Mangledpixel: Everybody bloop!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: PridePenguin
gnome_friend bloops
TheWriterAleph bloops
poggifers bloops
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight Nelson, Ben Wheeler and special guest Olivia Gobert-Hicks are having a Zendikar-mander Night! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfU84bVMAIrj5Q.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1317255686871396352
Gr3mlinlive: blep
TheBumblingBagOfBogusLuck: bloop
TehAmelie: bloop, as the millennial kids are saying
mattydubs75: sleeving up my kadena pre-con with some brand new katana sleeves. holy moly it feels so good
Gr3mlinlive: Those millenials and their bloops
PhoenixMelior: Ayyyyy Millenial Bloop
greatwahooney: there's a comma missing between Ben and Wheeler
jandersoncad: What up chat
Gr3mlinlive: what is up? Up is just a concept
Gr3mlinlive: up is undefined
flatluigi: you're a millenial bloop
ogier300: @greatwahooney Yeah, just noticed the same thing.
Gr3mlinlive: up is what you believe it to be
Fracaswell: oh good, made it just in time
mattydubs75: what up @jandersoncad
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Up is relative
gidgetimer: I was playing WoW and couldn't figure out where the music was coming from
PhoenixMelior: @flatluigi technically yes
Gr3mlinlive: My relatives are not up
gidgetimer: I forgot that I was logged onto twitch
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
Gr3mlinlive: I forgot what up is
gnome_friend: !findquote up
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
FacelessManAboutTown: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #3635: "Oh! I thought you were just grabbing my butt!" —Liz [2016-11-18]
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Martin_FcG: No way have I timed this right... That never happens
DiscordianTokkan: SOON™
Gr3mlinlive: there are no up quotes
gnome_friend: There is only updraft elemental
KharadBanar: !findquote updog
PhoenixMelior: I appreciate letting the song finish
Gr3mlinlive: WHAT IS UPDOG
TheWriterAleph: LUL
jessieimproved: omg I need that boo
TimeToFry: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: XD That book
jandersoncad: Think this is my first live Friday Night Paper Fight
KeytarCat: That book, tho
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW that is one hell of a book
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Carsonogenics_: gasp a swear! ben that's illegal
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Great intro
FacelessManAboutTown: BEB!
theanthonydee: benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Mood :/
Gr3mlinlive: "reading a coloring book"
TamesLovesGames: LUL Ben
RockPusher: benginFingers benginDab benginHeart
MegaDosX: "I was just reading a colouring book" is an /outstanding/ sentence
JTK45: the book name tho lol
DiscordianTokkan: Good book!
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Masslost: OHHH I did a thing I did I did
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NotCainNorAbel: Ben would read a colouring book lrrAWESOME
ShadowboyTyler: Fuck off, Coronavirus! Lol
DanTheMediocre: Ben lrrHEART benginHeart
SnowBuddy18: skoogaWot
jandersoncad: mobsComfy
TehAmelie: ohaio
Metalupis: bust chut bust chut bust chut
mastershake29x: OLIVIA!
MegaDosX: Bens, Nelson, and Olivia? Awesome!
Gr3mlinlive: I have a sub
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Jokes on us, we get to keep Nelson
garunkl: Olivia! Hi!
ScourgeOfNeltoth: PartyPopper PartyPopper PartyPopper
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ZackTheCatKing: Goon squad chronicles is my fan fic
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jessieimproved: Ooh it's going to be a spicy night PJSalt
TangyTooTall101: Chuttin' Makes me feel good
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
TamesLovesGames: CHUT
MegaDosX: B O O M P I L E
jandersoncad: BOOM PILE
jandersoncad: YESSSSS
frogomb: Goon squad? This is the LRR A team
Gr3mlinlive: BOOM
Gr3mlinlive: PILE
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: It has begun :O
Gr3mlinlive: BOOM PILE TRIBAL
MegaDosX: I demand everyone say "boompile" in their best ASMR voice whenever they wrath the board
Dog_of_Myth: Did someone say Boompile?
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: BUST CHUT BUST CHUT BUST CHUT
flatluigi: who's on omnath
MegaDosX: Oh boy, ZNR commanders? I'm in!
Gr3mlinlive: b-o-o-m-p-i-l-e
neb_200: Bust Chut
jessieimproved: make sure you get a lot of breath on the mic
grimshade: i want bens temi
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HouseofShadow: lrrBEN
circusofkirkus: let the MOOSE loose
neb_200: Booom pillle
RandomTrivia: The Duchy of Cardboard
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lightfoot14: boom pile
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Gr3mlinlive: BOOM
Gr3mlinlive: PILE
NotCainNorAbel: and Pogs according to the last MTG stream
jandersoncad: Ben's looking rather sharp tonight
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Easilycrazyhat: Mill is cannon?
jandersoncad: like that blue
PhoenixMelior: Kingdom of cards, one may say
Gr3mlinlive: CLAWS OUT
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Gr3mlinlive: CLAWS OUT!
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chillmill1: poggy
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Gr3mlinlive: WHITE CLAW
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jamesinor: I’ve been amassing a lot of those buttons this summer
Austinacid: hello
sterlingsojourner: Zendikar commander? I have my fingers crossed for my large crab son!
Carsonogenics_: affini5AtMe
evanperry2019: i need that poster sized hazoret
lirazel64: Mr. Ulmer, you look singularly well-trimmed tonight. Well done!
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
Gr3mlinlive: LARGE CRAB
Martin_FcG: Is someone running the crab legendary?
TotallyNotaBeholder: What if I play blue but hate the crabs?
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Gr3mlinlive: Drinking white claw bc crabs have claws
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jamesinor: Let someone be running Charix, the good crab boi
Featherweight_: hey I got two buttons in a row. neat.
MegaDosX: So smooth Nelson
MelvinMTG: BEN <3
dracanth: !decklist
circusofkirkus: moose moose moose
MegaDosX: Wheeler's on Moraug, I'm all in
Redartifice: ooh, zendikarmanders. im slightly miffed !noyan dar didnt get a reprint
Juliamon: We're working on getting the decklists
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: these playmats are top notch
MegaDosX: I'm guessing Nelson and Olivia are both party decks?
dracanth: cool :) thanks!
flatluigi: oh shit! talky borders!
NotCainNorAbel: oh, the highlight when talking is on point!
MegaDosX: Olivia obviously, but guessing Nelson
frogomb: Ben, when will you learn OG Purph is best red god
angus_the_chap: Yessss I finally caught a live FNPF
evanperry2019: blasphemy, there is only hazoret
Austinacid: coat of arms something @loadingreadyrun
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! The Among Us technology has made it to FNPF!
MegaDosX: Also digging Olivia's nails today, on point
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Austinacid: its one of the knights coat of arms @loadingreadyrun
Haberdashed: that is a lot of red
MegaDosX: Yeah, everybody's playing red today, which is neat
Carsonogenics_: akiri has appeared on another card as well but not as a legendary
gnome_friend: !card akiri
LRRbot: Did you mean: Akiri, Fearless Voyager; Akiri, Line-Slinger
LoadingReadyRun: !card Akiri, Fearless Voyager
LRRbot: Akiri, Fearless Voyager [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Kor Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you attack a player with one or more equipped creatures, draw a card. / {W}: You may unattach an Equipment from a creature you control. If you do, tap that creature and it gains indestructible until end of turn.
PhoenixMelior: A korrior, if you will
MegaDosX: Also Zareth San is a bit awkward as a commander, because it specifies "from hand" for its ability
trevorwisn: sword of x and y
lamina5432: sword of stuff and things
freshmaker__: you know you can play the swords in rogues as well
Wolveroo: YES THE SWORDS!!!
flatluigi: sword of dungeons of dragons
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Sword of Dungeons and Dragons?
TamesLovesGames: Sword of Burger and Fries
Mangledpixel: sword of sword and sword?
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
Ryavis: bronze sword?
Uzumaki15: Sword of Dungens and Dragons?
KCazduke: Alllllll right~ Akiri is my jam.
Redartifice: sword of dungeons and dragons
flatluigi: furry?
Relentless_Bread: do you have kaldra
DiscordianTokkan: Bonesaw...
MegaDosX: Moraug, Furry of Akoum?
TheWriterAleph: Wheeler plz
RandomTrivia: LUL
ArcOfTheConclave: swords of alliteration?
loki_lxix: that Fruedian slip
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: OwO?
sblue333: Wow Simic banned this week, huh?
Gr3mlinlive: Furry
eye_h_bar: Werk, Nelson
gnome_friend: Fursuit Vehicle?
FacelessManAboutTown: That's your onlyfans account Ben
Fairgrim: Yes a million swords is the best idea for a OP amazonJANK commander deck.
gnome_friend: !findquote furry
LRRbot: Quote #5593: "I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered." —Kathleen [2018-12-14]
ElektroTal: BAN OLIVIA
MegaDosX: BIG RED, BIG RED
DiscordianTokkan: Moraug can be both
AffinityArtifacts: wow shivam
ptay313: but is Ben running Sword of Dungeons & Dragons?
RandomTrivia: Oh hai Shivam! lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Shivam!
eye_h_bar: Aka more U's than you think...
freshmaker__: @ElektroTal savage
AffinityArtifacts: affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Shivam
ElektroTal: it's just jealousy =)
JokerBoney: wheelerUro wheelerUro wheelerUro
circusofkirkus: affini5Disappoint
MagmaTheLionhearted: Hi shivam feltcrLove
flatluigi: party time
Mangledpixel: oh hey, it's a Shivam
MelvinMTG: Flawless ben
Dog_of_Myth: affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint
MegaDosX: I feel like there's a real possibility of Wheeler one-shotting someone if he gets enough big things on the field
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gibsoncat9: 12 Months?? That's almost a year!
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thekaffinated: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
RandomTrivia: Oh, Ben has fallen down a well
lirazel64: Hey, Shivam!
ScourgeOfNeltoth: WutFace
Carsonogenics_: affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint
TimeToFry: Not to be confused with Zagreus
garunkl: the grass!
TheWriterAleph: za grass
KCazduke: WYNAUT WUBRG?
Easilycrazyhat: Nelson's sleeves look dope. What are they?
MegaDosX: Uh oh, that sounds ominous
DiscordianTokkan: Is Olivia playing a Wheeler-style "mono-white-ish"?
JokerBoney: new dragon shields @easilycrazyhat
Carsonogenics_: everyone is playing red, truly a perfect table!
Redartifice: @easilycrazyhat dragon shield art sleeves
Easilycrazyhat: @JokerBoney Cool. Thanks!
JokerBoney: it's a Coat of Arms of some sort in the continuing lore
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
KCazduke: I'm mildly sad no one is playing new Linvala.
DiscordianTokkan: FULL metal ALchemist!
KharadBanar: pretty sure olivia play more colors
thanzo: there are like three jokes in the fma community
KharadBanar: plays
MegaDosX: I'm kinda glad nobody's playing Omnath >_>
kamingryuu: What program is being used do the webcam?
freshmaker__: I immediately added Zag to my Kelsien deck. Love deathtouch lords.
KCazduke: F Omnath
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
TamesLovesGames: T1 Boompile
gibsoncat9: wheelerKappap wheelerKappap wheelerKappap
maybe_a_random_name: I'm bummed no ones playing Big Crab.
RandomTrivia: Stylish, Nelly. Stylish
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
DiscordianTokkan: But Ben, I'm over here
Naarius: Hi Mom!
KaleidoscopeMind: Love the overlay touch of indicating who is speaking
DiscordianTokkan: Oh ToKENs, not ToKKANS, my b
gnome_friend: !findquote mom
LRRbot: Quote #225: "Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
thekaffinated: Tu Madre!
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
TimeToFry: Fabled Passage in monocolour?
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Giver of runes Big Sis?
elah806: Oh, shit, mom's here
ElektroTal: !findquote shivam
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !quote Shivam
LRRbot: Quote #5702: "I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly" —Shivam [2019-01-11]
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
ParallelFifth: What are Nelson's sleeves?
JokerBoney: now the real question is does Nelson have Second Rite in here
ElektroTal: lol
BlueElectivire: just got in and SO MANY RED COMMANDERS
Redartifice: fabled passage is a rough turn 1 play in moraug
MrPandaaaGaming: paul, i love that talking animation in the corners to let us know who is talkjing!
angus_the_chap: Battlefield Frog
JokerBoney: @parallelfifth new dragon shields
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
IbunWest: Yeah 4 red commanders is crazy.
LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / Equip {2}
DiscordianTokkan: Sword of the Anime
Earthenone: sword of the anime?
KCazduke: Yesssssss Sword of the Animist is a great early play.
Carsonogenics_: I can't wait for ben to skred someone
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
KCazduke: Best RW ramp card.
Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
gnome_friend: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
freshmaker__: love old mind stone
brendonn: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben pls
rdbaron102: I hear a chaos child
LRRbot: Toil // Trouble | Toil [2B] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Fuse // Trouble [2R] | Sorcery | Trouble deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. / Fuse
Wolveroo: hope wheeler has Sword of Feast and Famine to put on a hellkite charger... that would be great
RandomTrivia: OOF
TimeToFry: NotLikeThis
flatluigi: shoutouts to anyone else who tilted their head to the side
Gr3mlinlive: oof
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TimeToFry: @flatluigi You caught me :P
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Earthenone: does mom get new shoes?
MegaDosX: !card sword of the animist
LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / Equip {2}
Gr3mlinlive: game 2 lets go
girldickenergy: heyyyyy gaymers~ 😘😘😘😘😘
Naarius: This is Mom after her morning coffee
TheWooglie: ooh there's talky blue things
TheWriterAleph: BIG MOM BOOTS
MegaDosX: Momma got them brand new shoes
DiscordianTokkan: Mom with them FAST booties
Megatrauma: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
rdbaron102: Hey @girldickenergy
eshplode: Those boots are made for moming
sblue333: 2nd of all what gives u the Right?!!
angus_the_chap: Storm count 2
ParallelFifth: *children noises intensify*
Fruan: Sunforger, sunforger, SUNFORGER
rdbaron102: Chaos Children rampage
DoctorHutch: incoming pyroclasm
theevermist: Mini nelson noises
AffinityArtifacts: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
Gr3mlinlive: -chaos children noises0
flatluigi: the babies
MelvinMTG: Oh my god I really wanna watch this game but the noise of children stresses me out so much lol
DeM0nFiRe: BabyRage
Carsonogenics_: honestly the children noises just increases the lgs experience
ParallelFifth: I teach elementary, I get it
yellow_leadbelly: shut a door, maybe?
MegaDosX: Kids, daddy's busy playing Magic online
TheWooglie: I thought it was Ben's snakes
TotallyNotaBeholder: I hear Nelly is playing, tough being a parent some days
Carsonogenics_: instead of olivia's dog crimes we get child crimes
freshmaker__: *childing intensifies*
Gr3mlinlive: ^
MegaDosX: @TheWooglie Oh god imagine if it was though
theevermist: turns out it is scream o clock
MrOrion24: Hello friends
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
jessieimproved: I barely even notice, it's telling
Dog_of_Myth: Casual Sword
Wolveroo: best sword ever
emily_t_g: its always scream o'clocl
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
Gr3mlinlive: Im really enjoying the SCREAM
Gr3mlinlive: get it bc stream
the_canuck_mystic: You guys just don't understand how terrible everything is. The children understand.
monosceros: wow the flex on the signed bolt
Gr3mlinlive: and scream
LadyLockwood92: Really looking forward to seeing how Ben's Akiri deck plays~
emily_t_g: oh shit when did I get a sub
Fantusta: spoop o clock?
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
Gr3mlinlive: sound alike
Megatrauma: not to hark on it more, but this stream is presented by Scream-o-vision
Karkatstoaster: Sword of snacks and hangry
Joalni: Love kids but dang they can be distracting.
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler with the flavour play?
TimeToFry: By god, he's popping off
MegaDosX: Mono-red dredge? Imagine that.
emily_t_g: do we have decklists yet?
Carsonogenics_: just waiting for the underworld breach storm turn tbh
girldickenergy: I mean, we do have Shenanigans...
NuggetsTheUnicorn: mono redge
RandomTrivia: Can't spell Dredge without Red
MrOrion24: Mono-redge
lightfoot14: huh, when did they add the effect around the name box for the speaker like they have on the podcasts? cool stuff
MegaDosX: Spicy
flatluigi: harold's horn
TheWooglie: ooooh
Karkatstoaster: Y’know I don’t know if I want to go on a Valakut Expedition. Seems a little toasty
LadyLockwood92: Also hell yeah, more Olivia~
MegaDosX: Come on, land drop for Nelson
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flatluigi: nelly's on stream mute
LRRbot: Herald's Horn [3] | Artifact | As Herald's Horn enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
flatluigi: ooh
monosceros: watch everyone take each other out and Nelly wins the game
MegaDosX: Well, not land, but it'll help
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
freshmaker__: wowee
FaytlError: Man, I need that little dry-erase button
Joalni: Nice!
TimeToFry: I thought the Olivia wrote "The homies"
RandomTrivia: There are many like it, but this one is Mind
LadyLockwood92: Infinitokens~!
gnome_friend: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6203: "Help, the DM's selling me out!" —Adam [2019-07-08]
LiamK712: Adam is that you?
MegaDosX: !findquote as is my right
LRRbot: Quote #2899: "You! Bottom left right leg! Stop lollygagging! Move faster!" —Paul [2016-07-05]
LRRbot: Brass Squire [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/3] | {T}: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
MegaDosX: Hmm. Guess that doesn't work.
freshmaker__: @FaytlError yeah same. one day infinitokens wont be super expensive to buy in australia
Gr3mlinlive: boots with the squire
girldickenergy: best Myr 🥰
Fantusta: seabatBRAIN stone
Traion: Hey Chat, can't sleep so how goes the magic? Olivia's playmat is sweet
Beowulf_Bjornson: !findquote "as is my right"
LRRbot: Quote #2957: "That's how this religion works, right? You talk to books?" —Alex [2016-07-13]
MegaDosX: !card sword of the animist
LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Those boots get around.
Naarius: It's a good thing everything in Ben's deck has the same shoe size
Beowulf_Bjornson: Welp, worth a try
Wolveroo: the deck of the travelling boots
gibsoncat9: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
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monosceros: the lighning greaves go round and round, round and round, round and round
eshplode: wheelerClown
Laserbeaks_Fury: Entrance of the Gladiators
bwk789: Was that a hearthstone ref from wheeler? Silver hand knight representing?
MegaDosX: I wonder if Wheeler's playing a Sword of the Animist as well
flatluigi: !card naginata
LRRbot: O-Naginata [1] | Artifact — Equipment | O-Naginata can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. / Equip {2}
Naarius: Is this MomTron?
LadyLockwood92: I haven't had the chance to play my Akiri deck yet.
MegaDosX: That needs to be a button!
TimeToFry: Can THAT be a button?
LRRbot: O-Naginata [1] | Artifact — Equipment | O-Naginata can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. / Equip {2}
JTK45: make it a button
FacelessManAboutTown: Manamana
freshmaker__: momtron activate
frogomb: That need to be a button
monosceros: Mom-Tron and Live Laugh Lightning Greaves are both slam dunk buttons
LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever Goblin Rabblemaster attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
rainbowmage42: Just a friendly reminder. We are now 27 days away before Desert Bus begins!!
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Fairgrim: Does he have the Kaldra set in that pile of swords?
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
MegaDosX: That is an /outstanding/ button
crabgonewild: Bust chut
MrOrion24: Bust Chut!
sblue333: Ally tribal? Do we have decklists
TheWriterAleph: the non-ally is omnath
flatluigi: !decks
LRRbot: Coming soon!
MegaDosX: So Olivia only whiffs if it's not a creature on top, good to know :p
Simonark: Eat Pray Swiftfoot Boots was just a ripoff.
girldickenergy: #BustChut
Mangledpixel: did Olivia take that goblin damage?
sblue333: rip
thekaffinated: Agent Olivia, FBI!
flojosch: Hi Ben, Hi Wheeler, Hi Olivia, Hi Nelly, hi (Bust?) chat!
crabgonewild: Sup @girldickenergy :)
Redartifice: all the best allys. ally sheedy...
sblue333: Olivia at 39
Wolveroo: there is the vig ben was looking for
girldickenergy: heyyyyy~ 👋🏾@crabgonewild
monosceros: Meebo Tribal: Oops, All Ally
sblue333: ?
Redartifice: all the rest. great list
loki_lxix: Emergency meeting!
RaklarLS: @poggifers Thanks for the gift sub!
jdb399: bad boi, cause boi is gender neutral, unlike boy
kamingryuu: Whats the program being used in this game?
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dividesBy0: That's 10 months in base 12
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Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Olivia should be at 39 from that goblin
RandomTrivia: Come on Nelly! Take our energy!
gibsoncat9: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Fracaswell: wheelerDroopy
grimshade: wheelerDroopy
MegaDosX: I love the Droopy voice
monosceros: what's the Goblin's name
MegaDosX: He's missing land drops but ramping anyway!
girldickenergy: ayyyyy never didn't have it
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, I don't think you could make a Tazri that doesn't care about Allies.
flojosch: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
crabgonewild: Trans Dynamo!
Dog_of_Myth: Fox Friend
LRRbot: Filigree Familiar [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [2/2] | When Filigree Familiar enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / When Filigree Familiar dies, draw a card.
gnome_friend: FOX
LadyLockwood92: I'm having Moonraker flashbacks.
ParallelFifth: Artifact Fox = cute
Naarius: Oh no, it's adorable!
RandomTrivia: Fox fren!
ComradeMik: nelson's sleeves are freaking rad
Martin_FcG: Colours of vampires and dragons...plays a cute fox.
ComradeMik: where do I get such sweet sleeves
LadyLockwood92: My brother has those sleeves.
Karkatstoaster: I wish I knew enough magic to jump in, understand what’s going on? And from what everyone’s cards are doing
LRRbot: Sword of Feast and Famine [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. / Equip {2}
Wolveroo: mana mana mana mana mana mana mana mana nelly nelly nelly
DiscordianTokkan: Lightning Bra after a long day
garunkl: yes ben!
rainbowmage42: Taking off your lightning trousers after a long day is better!
thekaffinated: taking off the chest plating?
ComradeMik: is taking off your lightning bra better?
ComradeMik: @DiscordianTokkan got there before me
rainbowmage42: or bra for all the other women out ther lol
possummtg: Feast and Farmin'
neb_200: Valtron mum deck
Dog_of_Myth: Watt is a Lighting Bra?
Karkatstoaster: Lightning Bra doesn’t sound pleasant
Karkatstoaster: Unless you’re into that I guess
MegaDosX: Oh my god it is Momtron
flatluigi: BATTLEMOM
AffinityArtifacts: yep there's one thing better than boots
monosceros: Mom-Tron, Mom-Tron!
LadyLockwood92: It just gives your boobs haste and Shroud.
freshmaker__: !card O-Naginata
LRRbot: O-Naginata [1] | Artifact — Equipment | O-Naginata can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. / Equip {2}
AffinityArtifacts: @LadyLockwood92 LUL
crabgonewild: @AffinityArtifacts hai <3
Naarius: This is mom's One Piece cosplay
Karkatstoaster: Isn’t Momtron just Evangelion?
gruulmagebeast: mars needs tron
gnome_friend: @Karkatstoaster oh wow yeah
Redartifice: putting pro red in the deck in this game was the correct meta call
garunkl: the mother of trons!
MegaDosX: That's...a couple of triggers
KCazduke: I wonder if Ben's running Jor Kadeem
LadyLockwood92: Is it Lion Momtron or Vehicle Momtron?
MrOrion24: Hai @AffinityArtifacts. Hope your day is going well
girldickenergy: @ladylockwood92 honestly, necessary. eyes are up here 😂😂😂
Austere_Squire: Ohhhhhhhhhh that makes so much more sense. Thanks, @freshmaker__ I thought it was an out of nowhere Oda Nobunaga joke
jdb399: Mom's got guns
MegaDosX: Excuse me what? A 7/4?
loki_lxix: That is a big Mom
TheWriterAleph: DOOM MOM
Wolveroo: it really has turned into a Mother may I game
LadyLockwood92: Mom'll form the Head.
Kazman20a: and shroud?
jdb399: Mom's secretly just Olivia, she is the mother of gains 💪
captainfry9999: @freshmaker__ I'm not sure if you could find something similar, but Amazon here in the US has 2.5 x 3.5 dry erase flash cards that are similar size. Maybe something similar could work for you?
AffinityArtifacts: @jdb399 affini5Yeah lrrHEART
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: MOTHER OF GAINS
crabgonewild: @jdb399 I think you mean affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
theRealEcoli13: dayWhite dayBlue dayBlack dayRed dayGreen
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: B U S T C H U T L I V E S
crabgonewild: ^
jdb399: YES
AffinityArtifacts: hai bust chut
eshplode: Sword of Feast and Famine untaps the Sword of the Animist land :o
girldickenergy: PogChamp
MegaDosX: Yeah I just saw that too @eshplode , that's spicy!
gnome_friend: What's the sucund bust chut?
monosceros: bust chut and bombpile in the same stream?
rdbaron102: #BustChut
theRealEcoli13: Chut chut!
MegaDosX: Seems legit
freshmaker__: @Austere_Squire damn that would be quite the deep cut. Love the Sengoku period daimyo humour. :P
crabgonewild: Does it feel better than Bust Chut feels?
flatluigi: !card akiri fearlest voyager
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Redartifice: appreciate ben running zendikar basics
MegaDosX: !card akiri, fearless voyager
LRRbot: Akiri, Fearless Voyager [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Kor Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you attack a player with one or more equipped creatures, draw a card. / {W}: You may unattach an Equipment from a creature you control. If you do, tap that creature and it gains indestructible until end of turn.
sblue333: !card sword of truth and justice
LRRbot: Sword of Truth and Justice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate. / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: !card sword of truth and justice
girldickenergy: How is Mom holding all these swords? 😂
MaddogM: Do the boots need to touch every creature every turn?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Shroud from the Greaves means that he has to move the them off to equip, but once stuff is equipped, it stays on when the Greaves goes back right?
freshmaker__: @captainfry9999 that's a good idea actually. thanks! I don't know why i didn't consider just buying regular dry erase flash cards. :P
gnome_friend: Yeah, how many arms does mom have?
ComradeMik: @girldickenergy carefully
flatluigi: correct paul
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: @LoadingReadyRun indeed
Wolveroo: Ben needs a Sword of Vengance
crabgonewild: @girldickenergy that brings up a very good question, if you could put a third arm on your body where would you put it?
ParallelFifth: Should be Munchkin rules, only available limbs can hold Equipment
FaytlError: SQUAAAAAD
neb_200: @girldickenergy I just imagine Olivia juggling all the decks when you said that
freshmaker__: oh baby fireflux squad
LRRbot: Fireflux Squad [3R] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Haste / Whenever Fireflux Squad attacks, you may exile another target attacking creature you control. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and attacking and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Well that's spicy
monosceros: imagine if you could give your voltron prot-colourless :p
Kreiseler: yep, shroud and protection are very different. if it were protection you'd be right @ l
Redartifice: @loadingreadyrun shroud prevents targeting, already attached equipment doesnt need to target
freshmaker__: polymorph pals
ComradeMik: @ParallelFifth yeah,but munchkin also allows you to cheat until you get caught
LadyLockwood92: @ParallelFifth What if the creature doesn't have any limbs? Or has a ton of limbs...?
Naarius: inb4 blightsteel colossus
gruulmagebeast: fireflux squad PogChamp
sblue333: comboooo
MegaDosX: lmao
Karkatstoaster: See it’s funny because they call call it one piece but there’s no way the entirety of the story could be released in ONE PIECE
ParallelFifth: @LadyLockwood92 Then that's an advantage/disadvantage!
jdb399: Vigi
Karkatstoaster: Ty I’ll be here all week make sure to tip your waiters
jdb399: Sounds dirty
MegaDosX: Vigilanto
TheWriterAleph: eat your vigis kids
gibsoncat9: That sick vig.
freshmaker__: vigi-destined
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vigimon
MrOrion24: Vigitables
maybe_a_random_name: Has anyone here watched the game knights commander game for Zendikar Rising?
DiscordianTokkan: Vigimon, Vigital monsters
crabgonewild: Vigimon Monsters
Karkatstoaster: Thinkin abt.... Sentinal Spider
Karkatstoaster: Sentinel*
crabgonewild: Vigimon are the champions!
MyBestHat: oh to be a clattering stack of dishes
gruulmagebeast: Vigimon are the champions
FaytlError: Nelson sorting his dinglehoppers, I see
gruulmagebeast: you beat me to it
MrOrion24: Vigi-tales
neb_200: Is that from Nelsons cam...? sounds like the kitchen....?
rainbowmage42: @maybe_a_random_name: Yes I have seen it
MegaDosX: inb4 Blightsteel?
crabgonewild: I didn't trust someone would pick it up, I apologize
Fofo57007: all the best restaurants have a vigi option
hidingbox: Vigi industries: Remain vigilant
gruulmagebeast: Change into Vigital champions to sace the vigital worls
Karkatstoaster: Listen Nelson needs to set up his Potato Knish generator
coachNelly: yeah sorry y'all i got a plumber fixing my bathtub in the next room lol it's a busy day chez nelly
gruulmagebeast: save*
maybe_a_random_name: Remember Josh's Start?
Karkatstoaster: Otherwise how will he do his dance number
LRRbot: Hanweir Garrison [2R] (melds with: Hanweir Battlements; into: Hanweir, the Writhing Township) | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
gruulmagebeast: do you get the tokrns?
flatluigi: nop
girldickenergy: PogChamp Do we have the Hanweir Battlements for the meld tho?
gruulmagebeast: FeelsBadMan
LadyLockwood92: No because it's already attacking.
crabgonewild: @girldickenergy I have a Lithoform Engine coming my way :)
NicodemousBain: Nice guys....picking on Olivia
cosarprime: no. It didn't attack. it just is attacking.
girldickenergy: I wanna see the Writhing Township !!!
crabgonewild: DOG CRIMES!
LadyLockwood92: The 'attacks' trigger is when it's declared as an attacker.
girldickenergy: @crabgonewild hell yeah, enjoy!
Carsonogenics_: dog crimes!
gnome_friend: Dog crimes dog crimes
girldickenergy: 😻😻😻😻😻
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
Karkatstoaster: Lithoform engine more like. rockshape gomaker
crabgonewild: noellaMalcolm noellaMalcolm
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Meld is best mechanic
monosceros: please don't bring back meld while mutate is legal
Kreiseler: its part of the rules of commander. you cant run only half of a meld card
MegaDosX: I can hear the monkey's paw finger curling from here Ben
sblue333: And more the THREE meld cards at Uncommon/Common
monosceros: I don't wanna have to deal with thinking about mutating onto meld creatures
sblue333: that was why meld was bad Imo
Karkatstoaster: ^
Karkatstoaster: To monoscsros not sblue
sblue333: xD I figured
MegaDosX: Which Ben?
monosceros: we still love you sblue <3
gnome_friend: If it's ever unclear, Ben is Bengineering
rainbowmage42: i have issues making Zendikar decks. With other planes I can see what i want to make easy. Zendikar i just dont get the same enthusiasm from
thekaffinated: affini5Yeah affini5Yeah
gnome_friend: I guess except now
sblue333: I love you! lrrHEART
rainbowmage42: I may need to take a short hiatus from playing the game
LadyLockwood92: @Kreiseler Yeah, but the hard and fast rules are only hard and fast at a tournament. At your table it's up to your playgroup.
hidingbox: lol
gnome_friend: @rainbowmage42 Huh, Zendikar is the plane I'm most enthusiastic about making decks for. Different people are different
Karkatstoaster: Better yet just get rid of mutate. The fact I can’t remove them with enchantment hate makes me angy and clearly mine is the only opinion that matters /s
crabgonewild: affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey affini5OTey
Fofo57007: tnyLol
Etria421: Ah this where Olivia is lol hello
flatluigi: !card gilded lotus
LRRbot: Gilded Lotus [5] | Artifact | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
InfiniTokens: hey folks!
LRRbot: Gilded Lotus [5] | Artifact | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
MegaDosX: !card shatterstorm
LRRbot: Shatterstorm [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
gruulmagebeast: dang nelson be ramping like CRAZY
loki_lxix: Nelson is ramping so hard when he hits gas people will die
crabgonewild: Bust Chut just keeps showing up! <3
NicodemousBain: hey @InfiniTokens
eshplode: Nelson "No lands, all ramp" Salahub
MegaDosX: Oh, Legion Warboss? Neat!
possummtg: Is now a good time to finally buy Sword of F and I and Sword of F and F?
Redartifice: anyone run commanders from previous zendikar blocks? my noyan dar deck is a lot of fun
MTGRanger: Llrfine
chaostreader: Nelson is somehow ramping with no land?
LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever Goblin Rabblemaster attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
MTGRanger: LLrfine
Wolveroo: you get some mana and you get some mana , and You Nelson you get Artifact Ramp, but NO LANDS!
Dog_of_Myth: It's Goblins all the way down.
monosceros: the Goblin equivalent of Victor
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
crabgonewild: yea
Karkatstoaster: For some reason, though I know Olivia is a content creator, I haven’t seen her much personally so my brain keeps autocorrecting to Olivia Voldaren
TheChowderhead: Yes.
MTGRanger: Those points lied?
Kyle_McQ: yup!
neb_200: yes
Karkatstoaster: Gobbos are cute
Karkatstoaster: Cute!
MegaDosX: DM I do that?
InfiniTokens: @karkatstoaster So close!
Carsonogenics_: hiya kyle!
neb_200: It's worded the same as the cat from eldrane
LRRbot: Kitesail Apprentice [W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [1/1] | As long as Kitesail Apprentice is equipped, it gets +1/+1 and has flying.
Sasu010: thats cool
MegaDosX: Those boots have been all over the town
Simonark: She's not a vampire, that we know of.
InfiniTokens: they were made for walking
possummtg: Idea for a stream: coffee appreciation stream with Serge.
loki_lxix: Those boots smell awful by now
neb_200: @MegaDosX over the world
SnowBuddy18: those boots are gonna walk all over you
Redartifice: the apprentice? money money money mooooooo-ney
TurboEmily: are the deck lists up somewhere?
gnome_friend: #swordstuff
MegaDosX: Swords and shoes!
flatluigi: !card sword of truth and justice
LRRbot: Sword of Truth and Justice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate. / Equip {2}
Karkatstoaster: Everyone and their mother (of runes) has walked a mile in those boots
LadyLockwood92: Is that similar to the Sword of the American Way?
Carsonogenics_: where's swords to plowshares though?
Wolveroo: all the sword play
flatluigi: oooooo
InfiniTokens: #swornpron
monosceros: ben brought a knife to a paper fight
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Karkatstoaster
MikeyM133: He studied the blade
MrScratch47: they are. bowling grieves at this point
neb_200: Ben's favourite sport is fencing
sblue333: akiri is gross
monosceros: several knives. ben brought *several* knives to a paper fight
codatski: Can we change Ben's deck name to Momblade?
girldickenergy: bowling greaves 😂
neb_200: clearly with all THOSE SWORDS
gruulmagebeast: its too bad ben isnt in the right colors to get moms jund-getti
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I have added voice activity indicators to the overlay for this session. Hopefully it helps to track who is talking but isn't too distracting
flatluigi: it's fantastic
LadyLockwood92: That's so many swords~!
frogomb: The left tap might be worse than Serge's 45 dgree tap
Fofo57007: i like it a lot Paul
monosceros: it's great, Paul!
neb_200: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
loki_lxix: Looks great
InfiniTokens: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless they are MAGIC swords!
sblue333: wait no! the proliferation is just starting!
CamelAttack: That's fantastic Paul.
Megatrauma: easy to spot, not intrusive
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, it is pretty great. One of the best ideas I've seen on stream.
Karkatstoaster: How exactly does one become a mother of runes?
Redartifice: @loadingreadyrun its great- wouldnt mind different colours, but its great
Karkatstoaster: Adoption I imagine
gnome_friend: @Karkatstoaster give birth to some runes
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
garunkl: The indicators are awesome and not distracting :-)
loki_lxix: someone wipe this board
UrbanSamurai_22: trigger on the squire
flatluigi: you find a nice rune to settle down with
LadyLockwood92: That's a bird right there, bro
Wolveroo: +1/+1 counter and prolif
Traion: Did Ben forget his counter?
Kreiseler: left tap correct for attacking creatures. right tap for everything else
elcid_campeador: Did Ben draw three?
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Caw Go?
MegaDosX: !card sword of truth and justice
LRRbot: Sword of Truth and Justice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate. / Equip {2}
neb_200: did ben draw
Karkatstoaster: No, we aren’t carrying any Cargo
monosceros: Caw-Caw Blade-Blade
greyhound_0w: are they doing this in person or online/
MegaDosX: God, imagine that sword in an Infect deck
LeojPies: i think the kitesail had the shroud boots at the sword trigger if i recall
Kazman20a: online
Wolveroo: oh playing politics
greyhound_0w: oh, lame
gnome_friend: I think you mean safe
flatluigi: planis
monosceros: red and white open, smells like counterspell
sblue333: kill ben?
Wolveroo: or pesky bird?
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
sblue333: archenemy time
gnome_friend: Rowan, I want that one
MegaDosX: Krenko, no!
LeojPies: I just want to see more 1/1's do this much lifting all the time
LRRbot: Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.
Metalupis: pesky boots, the strict downgrade from kinky boots
MegaDosX: Well that's ominous
TheWanderingNomad: Ah so it is both Bens and the tweet forgot a comma
Karkatstoaster: Romance of the three kingdoms (against that one jerk at the table who brought a CEDH deck)
sblue333: Nelson, that's deep
Kreiseler: time for everyone's favorite magic question: "who, or what, are you targeting* *nervously plays with open lands"
brendonn: Uh oh
Austere_Squire: !card moraug, fury of akoum
LRRbot: Moraug, Fury of Akoum [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [6/6] | Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.
LRRbot: Torbran, Thane of Red Fell [1RRR] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [2/4] | If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
monosceros: he was a tin street hooligan, hooligan, and he said that he'd never never do it again
girldickenergy: Torbs! 😻
RandomTrivia: And suddenly, things are VERY real
MegaDosX: That's a very good card
Redartifice: BIG TORBS
Dog_of_Myth: That's alot of damage
Redartifice: WHAT A LAD
LadyLockwood92: Ruh-roh Raggy
rdbaron102: Chaos Children Cimes
loki_lxix: anyone else here that whistle? Pain train leaving the station
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: PogChamp
MegaDosX: Choo choo at Ben
Karkatstoaster: Where did Torb run?
monosceros: oh no wheeler is serge tapping
garunkl: this is gonna hurt...
Karkatstoaster: You said he ran
tehfewl: HAHAHA
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
TimeToFry: Sad noise
Wolveroo: HA HA!
LadyLockwood92: Hahahaha!!
MegaDosX: It's the other half of the meld combo, but it's a land
rdbaron102: bassbo3Train choo choo
LRRbot: Hanweir Battlements | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. / {3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control Hanweir Battlements and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.
girldickenergy: DAMMIT 😭😭😭
MegaDosX: !card geode golem
LRRbot: Geode Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | Trample / Whenever Geode Golem deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Geode Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/3] | Trample / Whenever Geode Golem deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost.
Karkatstoaster: Handwire
girldickenergy: we were so close!!! 😭
garunkl: did ben polay his land for turn already?
Kreiseler: there was finally enough time!!! it's not fair...
monosceros: what the shit
MegaDosX: I think he might have played his land already unfortunately
Karkatstoaster: The township is unfortunately very sessile this game
benjamin_wheeler: no I haven't played land
LadyLockwood92: Important note about Geode Golem, you do still have to pay the Commander Tax.
Karkatstoaster: No writhing to be seen
sblue333: wait wait ✋ hold up. How have I not seen Geode Golem b4??
monosceros: well ben is dead
MegaDosX: @benjamin_wheeler Spicy. It looked like you did, so my mistake.
garunkl: oof this can be awesome if u have one :-D
sblue333: That's op dawg
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girldickenergy: yeah, what set is Geode Golem from?
ttkblazer97: C18
sblue333: Looks like C18?
girldickenergy: PogChamp
LadyLockwood92: Yeah.
sblue333: the one with estrid and such
gnome_friend: Akiri vs The Squad
chaostreader: !card akiri
LRRbot: Did you mean: Akiri, Fearless Voyager; Akiri, Line-Slinger
sblue333: damnnnnn I need one o those
MegaDosX: Ben might live this turn with that, but it's not looking good for him
chaostreader: !card akiri line
LRRbot: Akiri, Line-Slinger [RW] | Legendary Creature — Kor Soldier Ally [0/3] | First strike, vigilance / Akiri, Line-Slinger gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / Partner
LadyLockwood92: As I say though, it's not as good as it sounds 'cause you still have to pay Commander Tax.
sblue333: yooooooooooooooo
girldickenergy: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Kyle_McQ: same?
chaostreader: !card akiri fear
LRRbot: Akiri, Fearless Voyager [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Kor Warrior [3/3] | Whenever you attack a player with one or more equipped creatures, draw a card. / {W}: You may unattach an Equipment from a creature you control. If you do, tap that creature and it gains indestructible until end of turn.
BrindleBoar: pizza for all, and all for pizza
magical_writer: Pizza for everyone!
Mr_Bitterness: I'm eating pizza!
MegaDosX: Everything gets +2/+0 when it attacks now, which...holy shit
garunkl: 2 games!
TimeToFry: Its almost 3 AM, I don't think they'll deliver pizza over here
Wolveroo: can we get CHinese?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have steaks to grill, so I don't need pizza.
Kreiseler: can I also get pizza?
MegaDosX: This kills the Ben I think?
monosceros: ben on ben violence
tehfewl: give 'em the Kronch
garunkl: its 3am here...i can't get pizza...
A_Dub888: !card zagras
LRRbot: Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue [4/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / Flying, deathtouch, haste / Other creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker.
whitefirecomix: hello? yes, I appear to be watching a murder on twitch
sblue333: wait actually? LUL Ben is going to do it!
Fofo57007: fantastic
Karkatstoaster: Someone get these lands a lifealert, Bc they just keep Fallin
Dog_of_Myth: Good Guy Ben Ulmer
enki1256: Get her a personal.
freshmaker__: can i dm you my address too ben?
girldickenergy: hell yes, I love to order pizza for friends out of state 😂
gibsoncat9: I believe him.
NotCainNorAbel: Can I DM Ben as well?
sblue333: Ben, you're such a good bean
loki_lxix: Pizza for all of Chat
RandomTrivia: Awww, Ben following through on the goodness
monosceros: Ben can I DM you my SSN so you can order me pizza
Traion: Ben wouldn't joke about pizza
FaytlError: absolute king shit
Kreiseler: don't tempt ben he ain't playing around
blue_lore: is Ulmer buying chat Za?
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, Dominoes is about as good as Pizza Pizza.
neb_200: Ben is being a softboi again....
Simonark: Is the Domino's app region-locked at all?
gibsoncat9: Okay Chat: Who wants to start a pizza ring, where we all take turns buying each others' pizza??
sblue333: Yes Ben we would also like a pizza!
Wolveroo: they also don't have haste
neb_200: benginHeart lrrHEART
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sblue333: Chat can share a Large, it's ok
Naarius: Truly the darkest pizza-based timeline
Kreiseler: @gibsoncat9 pizzagang pizzagang
gnome_friend: !findquote pizza
LRRbot: Quote #129: "Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet." —Cameron [2015-04-05]
GhostValv: my pizza likes long walks on the beach...
Simonark: Which is your pizza good side?
NotCainNorAbel: profile? Waht are you going to date the Noid?
Wolveroo: Wheeler those tokens and golem don't have haste they can't attack again
gnome_friend: How, Cameron, how?
MegaDosX: Ben: "Do it, you won't!"
Kyle_McQ: Always important to remember the differences between attack, attacks, attacked, attacking, and attacker.
jandersoncad: Quote #129: "Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet." —Cameron [2015-04-05]
monosceros: there are nearly 800 people in chat, we'll get like a scrap of dough each
RandomTrivia: God Wheeler is entertaining
infamous0zero: Golem and humans don't have haste
jandersoncad: wow wow wow
ursus_unusual: hey, it's three of my favorite people
omdorastrix: Wake me up/ before you combo/ I hope I'm Still alive when I die!
Metalupis: do we have wheeler's decklist?
superdude097: Oh yeah, both humans entered this turn right? They can't attack without haste
monosceros: we need like at least 2 larges for chat
ursus_unusual: is it frozen for anyone else?
sblue333: Hey man some pizza is >>> no pizza
TimeToFry: !decks
LRRbot: Coming soon!
gibsoncat9: @ursus_unusual the shade...
neb_200: @ursus_unusual only 3....
sblue333: wowoooowowowowo
NotCainNorAbel: @monosceros can one have pineapple?
Traion: Wheeler cheating with a line that's too sweet :p
blue_lore: Wooooooooooooooooooow
A_Dub888: benginRip benginRip benginRip
LeojPies: There can be only 1 Ben!
infamous0zero: he can't kill ben unfortunately
monosceros: @NotCainNorAbel for sure!
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: waow D:
TheWanderingNomad: "Come on! Kill me!"
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote coward
LRRbot: Quote #6749: "Otaku Jeff is a coward!" —Cameron [2020-02-04]
TheWooglie: monosceros 731 seems more than 2
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
sblue333: LUL Baited LUL
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Not me... i had dominoes last night. It was half price for two traditional and deluxe
neb_200: benginRip benginRip benginRip
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put LocoRoco in Smash, you cowards!
MegaDosX: Ben with the sass from beyond the grave
blue_lore: Saint Wheeler the "nice" guy
Vexillology: Do the creatures that entered in tapped and attacking have haste? Or would they not be able to attack on the second combat?
Wolveroo: Wheeler those tokens and golem don't have haste they can't attack again
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monosceros: @TheWooglie I don't know, I'd have to triple check the math on that
infamous0zero: The second combat step doesn't allow the golem or the humans to attack
rainbowmage42: Getting some Shakespeare level dialouge here
Karkatstoaster: I mean some Saints were p
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Seems like a trap
MajorFrostbyte: RIP Bengineering
A_Dub888: How can Wheeler murder, he's not running black
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fullofliesandbees: I just got here in time to see Moraug and someone's a monster.
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MegaDosX: Yeah the things brought in tapped and attacking like the humans and the golem don't have haste
freshmaker__: Give me my creatures back
neb_200: fresh ,eat yummmm benginLol
MegaDosX: Chat with the necromancy
girldickenergy: damn, shoulda packed ur Crashing Drawbridge
infamous0zero: Its ok i think we can still kill ben
neb_200: meat
dividesBy0: The miracle of incorrect plays
gnome_friend: !findquote necromancer
LRRbot: Quote #4818: "I'm a necromancer." —Beej, as Bontan, resigned [2018-03-19]
sblue333: Never, Ben!
Kreiseler: ben just livd your best life
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ArmadilloAL: Did we bust chut yet?
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infamous0zero: It just takes some more effort
gibsoncat9: Chat misses lethal yet again....
sblue333: We're always on your team!
MegaDosX: Ben we can buy you a pizza if it'll make you feel better :p
rainbowmage42: If Cam were here, I cream would be on the line
Kreiseler: if thats pizza its pizza
Redartifice: lucky he didnt physically scoop
Traion: Chat ruling: Wheeler has to pay for your pizza for cheating Kappa
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: I suppose Ulmer can concede at any time for any reason
Kyir: "pizza profile" is killing me
Fofo57007: ^^
Redartifice: @traion co signed
Mysticman89: make sure you use an extremely secure password for your pizza app
MegaDosX: You think something as trivial as not dying is going to prevent Ben from ordering a pizza?
LadyLockwood92: Dang
mynameisie: I half expect Ben’s camera to switch to the dominos pizza tracker
Juliamon: Rewarded for kindness
Kreiseler: can we chain that free pizza?
Dog_of_Myth: Free Pizza is Best Pizza
TamesLovesGames: P I Z Z A
djangoman11: Ben "free pizza" Ulmer
TheWooglie: wheels is great
gibsoncat9: @mynameisie that should absolutely happen
loki_lxix: What is the pizzastorm count
Mysticman89: can we construct a infinite pizza loop
MegaDosX: I do suspect Ben may not be long for this world anyway, but hey, he gets at least one more turn
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
monosceros: hey Wheeler can you buy me a pizza I'll send you my SSN
blue_lore: so who is buying Nelson Za?
thekaffinated: no take backs!
Kreiseler: but ben had his invincible against everything shield!
gibsoncat9: Who's on tech? James? Make Ben's camera the pizza tracker once he dies!
sblue333: Ben knows how to treat a guest streamer right 👌
DiscordianTokkan: Marrying pigeons? What are we, Tesla?
Wolveroo: I am getting hungry
possummtg: The garlic knots are amazing
MajorFrostbyte: Wheeler is hot for pigeon!
Mornish: Wheeler now you have to not buy bens pizza
asthanius: foiled again
Traion: I want pizza now
omdorastrix: Schoolground magic rules Ben, You bought into the ante with your pizza tokens
Dix: lol whaty
Kyir: WHAT'S A PIZZA PROFILE
LadyLockwood92: Dang it...I want pizza now too...
Fofo57007: tnyLol the adventure continues
iris_of_ether: We do have Pizza Profiles!
asthanius: yes
mynameisie: benginOh benginNo
Simonark: Consult your doctor if the medication causes garlic knots.
Kreiseler: wheeler how dare you
RandomTrivia: Yes it does Olivia!
sblue333: gotta go old fashioned gotta use the phones
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: We dont even have the internet in the states :/
TheUnknownPoetB: Yes
MegaDosX: !card path of ancestry
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
Kyle_McQ: yeah
Karkatstoaster: Pizza Profiles are dominoes
infamous0zero: I'm not a judge but yes it works
freshmaker__: your commander does share a creature type with your commander
Ogrekidd: shares a pizza type
RandomTrivia: Does your commander share a creature type with your commander? It does!
TophTheHermit: yes
jandersoncad: yes
sblue333: Do I share a creature type with myself?
Uzumaki15: Tazri isn't an Ally?
coriolis_storm: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto
djangoman11: booooooooo
garunkl: !card tazri beacon
LRRbot: Tazri, Beacon of Unity [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/6] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / {2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal up to two Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, Wizard, and/or Ally cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
girldickenergy: heyooooo
Dog_of_Myth: BOOOOO
KidAmn: red card
PixelSavage: booooooo
GhostValv: :O
monosceros: do Changelings share creature types with themselves
Kreiseler: wait I dont get the joke can someone explain
RandomTrivia: Boo this man!
gibsoncat9: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
MegaDosX: Wheeler with the comedy
garunkl: Tazri is no ally!
sblue333: xD
flojosch: wheelerJoke
Karkatstoaster: They literally are
Fofo57007: hahaha freakin Wheels
sblue333: Wheeler LUL
infamous0zero: Tazri does care about allies though
gnome_friend: !findquote james turner
LRRbot: Quote #5775: "That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner"." —Serge [2019-01-29]
iris_of_ether: lrrJAMES
BrindleBoar: lrrJAMES
Izandai: jlrrNo
sblue333: lrrWOW
F1SHOR: wait door dash in canada takes a percentage... wth
MegaDosX: !card tazri, beacon of unity
LRRbot: Tazri, Beacon of Unity [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/6] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. / {2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal up to two Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, Wizard, and/or Ally cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
loki_lxix: but isnt cheaper from horn
Mattmitchell45: What if the Minotaur's horns were garlic knots?
neb_200: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrFacepalm
DeM0nFiRe: "My credit card number is 12. I was an early adopter"
flojosch: lrrDILLY
maybe_a_random_name: lrrJAMES
asthanius: 0123 4567 8910
omdorastrix: Orders Pizza... Icecrem shows up instead
HatsWearCats: "Occupation? Famous Youtuber... No not the Australian one.."
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Gibb
theanthonydee: I mean, James is buying ice cream tomorrow anyway.
gibsoncat9: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: !quote Gibb
LRRbot: Quote #5254: "That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." —Gibb [2018-08-11]
Swamplor: password: "Funniest LRRer"
blue_lore: and not Olivia has to buy pizza for cheating....
DoctorHutch: The PIN? D - I - C -
monosceros: "My credit card number is currently 4, but each day it grows some more"
Redartifice: im amazed tazri can see anything with that halo in her face
Karkatstoaster: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7187: "It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding." —Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
Kreiseler: wait has James still not bought icecream?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @monosceros
Karkatstoaster: Accurate
Karkatstoaster: Situation relevant
MegaDosX: So who does Olivia have to order pizza for now that she's cheated too? :p
Traion: Olivia orders pizza for Tappy obviously @megadosx Kappa
rainbowmage42: phrasing!
MegaDosX: Seems fair @Traion
Metalupis: well its getting late.....
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Advance the board state @affinityartifacts
girldickenergy: the board state's not gonna advance itself.
loki_lxix: Body bag, one you must get him.
Karkatstoaster: I give my Spidero Gigante a Menacce counter
MegaDosX: This game is just haymaker after haymaker
PixelSavage: Magic as Richard intended
girldickenergy: how many bits to put an overloaded Cyc Rift on the stack under Chat's control? LUL
monosceros: wooow, killing the guy who's buying you pizza
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Fofo57007: get that za by knocking out ben
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @girldickenergy
coriolis_storm: lrrWOW
Traion: We have reached the point of people arguing to be the one to die :p
elah806: It's like commander from when we were kids, except there isn't only one of you with expendable income for good cards who enjoys lording over winning every time
Izandai: wow
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Booooooooo
PixelSavage: agaon ... boooooo
PixelSavage: *again
Karkatstoaster: Magic as Garfield intended. The cat, not Richard. This is what Garfield the Cat wanted MTG to be
lightfoot14: know what would really spice this game up? a boom pile
Redartifice: yeah, that badlands screams "playground budget magic"
sblue333: The phones Ben the phones
LeojPies: how convenient he shares this news after olivia attacks :thinking:
neb_200: determine Ben never gives up
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jcorven120: FNPF FTW!
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Earthenone: a frozan pie, let it go?
sblue333: Ben LUL
Kreiseler: has there been any Garfield (with Richard garfield) comic memes yet? if not seems like there should be
DiscordianTokkan: That's a LOT of pizza!
superdude097: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginHeart d'awww benginHeart
azkovo: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
MegaDosX: "Order a pizza, on me" nice one Ben
Juliamon: It's delivery, AND Digiornos!
omdorastrix: 20 CAD or USD
DiscordianTokkan: benginHeart
sblue333: Trueee the destined Sushi Date
Karkatstoaster: !card firemantle mage
LRRbot: Firemantle Mage [2R] | Creature — Human Shaman Ally [2/2] | Rally — Whenever Firemantle Mage or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | Wishclaw Talisman enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from Wishclaw Talisman: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. An opponent gains control of Wishclaw Talisman. Activate this ability only during your turn.
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MegaDosX: Hey, you can tutor for a land!
jessieimproved: benginHeart
monosceros: wish for those lands, nelson
Izandai: PrideLaugh
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
Kreiseler: OOOFFF
DiscordianTokkan: HA!
neb_200: benginLol benginLol benginLol
Traion: 33% off everything
Kyle_McQ: yeah it's honestly kind of dope
omdorastrix: 30% noe
jessieimproved: too bad we're not allowed in Canada
MegaDosX: Olivia with that exchange rate flex
freshmaker__: Whereas if I go to Canada the prices would be basically the same! So rude.
sblue333: Nelson putting on the pants
jessieimproved: on account of our rampant irresponsibility
F1SHOR: in saying that i went to america when the conversion was good and felt rich benginLol benginChaos
jandersoncad: daddy nelson gonna turn this car around
jandersoncad: lol
sblue333: hahahaha
GhostValv: as a treat
thekaffinated: Hows the Hydro bill on an 8 room?
Kreiseler: treat yoself to a board wipe
flatluigi: i'm currently eating chinese
monosceros: chinese pizza
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: Hear me out- Indian food
A_Dub888: !findquote pizz
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DiscordianTokkan: Aw HELL yeah Eggrolls
AranMathai: I also want pizza now >_>
Greypelt: Chinese Pizza?
ComradeMik: i'm making myself yakitori rice bowls for dinner
Kreiseler: currently eating pizza. wishing I'd ordered chinese
djangoman11: gotta get the General Tso's
62MGcobra: i just ate american asian food lol
Metalupis: i'm already planning on getting thai tomorrow
monosceros: chinese pizza!
Kreiseler: I'm a fool
jandersoncad: i just had chinese
ComradeMik: shit's gonna be delicious
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: COMPLY
sblue333: You know what can we just have a stream of LRR eating takeout?
DiscordianTokkan: Eggrolls are Gamer energybars send tweet
elah806: I seared up a steak for myself tonight because it's been a Very, Very Bad week for my mental health
girldickenergy: @nevermore_painting_studio a place near me does a Chicken Tikka Masala pizza and it's 🔥🔥🔥
lirazel64: Ma Po Tofu ftw.
jessieimproved: I would watch LRR eat schwarma
AranMathai: Is a pineapple pizza not truly a Sweet and Sour (chicken?) Pizza?
jandersoncad: @elah806 hope it works out
13Ghost13: i am so thankful that i am eating a steak right now, so im not the least bit tempted with how much people are talking about food
lamina5432: had a good cheesteak take out tonight
KidAmn: Ben: worries about it
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Redartifice: @13ghost13 i just had breakfast
RandomTrivia: @jessieimproved The stinger from DB2019 was the crew sitting around eating from the Ham
azkovo: so considerate!
NotCainNorAbel: Ben is threat
Earthenone: lrrHAM
girldickenergy: PogChamp
TimeToFry: Woop
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LadyLockwood92: Oof
13Ghost13: @Redartifice smart people eat breakfast for every meal
monosceros: oh god DB2019 feels like it was yesterday and forever ago
gnome_friend: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (27d, 16:53 from now)
RandomTrivia: @monosceros It was
gnome_friend: !venga
LRRbot: We are sorry to announce that the Venga Bus service to San Francisco is delayed by approximately 10 minutes.
MegaDosX: Oh wow, I went afk to get water and came back to an empty board?
Karkatstoaster: Damn, nation
RandomTrivia: Deckalanche!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Would it be ok if I cast you into Damnation?"
Traion: Poor Ben only has a full battalion worth of equipment left now :p
Karkatstoaster: Dora! MONSTA CAHDO
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gnome_friend: Only damn with consent
EpiiMeth: !badadvice
omdorastrix: @monosceros Youtube was serving me up DB clips and I was like "I love this bit from last year", then read the banner... 2017...
rainbowmage42: Im looking forwarD TO cYBERPUNK 2077
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Damn it I must have missed a boompile :(
Wolveroo: Was Omnath, Locus of creation *banned from this commander game?
asthanius: Big Stoneforge
LRRbot: Stonehewer Giant [3WW] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / {1}{W}, {T}: Search your library for an Equipment card and put it onto the battlefield. Attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
monosceros: @omdorastrix damn isn't that a mood
benjamin_wheeler: Stone wheelerHub Giant
azkovo: lrrWOW
Kreiseler: #gotem
Carsonogenics_: ben please
monosceros: get that rock hard hubris
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Karkatstoaster: Hello chat I just want to lyk there is a very cute sleepy kitty next to me on the bed rn. Her name is Hope and she is an orange tabby and I love her very much. Ok I just wanted to let you know bye
MegaDosX: The germ would be a creature you control at that point, right?
omdorastrix: @monosceros Ben Wheeler Horse Joke Supercut, Mic 5, etc...
infamous0zero: you can attach it to itself i believe since you aren't activating the equip ability
MegaDosX: I hear that's a good card
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
Fairgrim: !deck
Wolveroo: DENTAL PLAN
infamous0zero: it just attaches
varjofalkenrath: should have attacked with giant first, has vigilance
MegaDosX: !card sword of feast and famine
LRRbot: Sword of Feast and Famine [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control. / Equip {2}
Mornish: Ben your deck seems cool and I love it
MegaDosX: Well.
gnome_friend: !findquote boots
LRRbot: Quote #270: "I have a large collection of boots." —DeusParnel [2015-05-12]
thekaffinated: need a silver boarder card called the "Double Battered Skull"
MegaDosX: That is definitely a cool deck over there
Karkatstoaster: !card Curse of Marit Lage
LRRbot: Curse of Marit Lage [3RR] | Enchantment | When Curse of Marit Lage enters the battlefield, tap all Islands. / Islands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
RandomTrivia: From hell's heart I chug at thee?
Karkatstoaster: Not relevant to the game I just like the card
Kreiseler: *um actually* you equip the germ token not the batterskull!
rdbaron102: bassbo3Train choo choo
trevorwisn: proliferate the pizza points
MegaDosX: What are pizza points?
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: p i z z a p r o f i l e
asthanius: Okay, so *technically* since Living Weapon is a trigger, that doesn't work that way, HOWEVER, by the time the ability resolves, it would move off the Giant and onto the Germ, so it's fine.
Karkatstoaster: Dominoes Pizza Points
monosceros: @omdorastrix getting reminded of the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf bit in the PAX panel, and then actually seeing how old it was...
Traion: Clearly you should order Kiefer a pizza for more points!
Karkatstoaster: When you have 60 you get a free pizza
Izandai: I think you in fact have to attack Batterskull to the germ. Living Weapon says "When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Germ creature token, then attach this to it." So the Giant's ability gets the Batterskull into play, and you have to attach it to the Giant, but then the Living Weapon trigger makes the germ and force-equips it.
Izandai: *have to attach
asthanius: Correct
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Holy shit Wheeler is on fire tonight
rdbaron102: LUL
Karkatstoaster: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #6977: "Question is, how much song do I want to dance?" —Wheeler [2020-05-29]
MegaDosX: That's a lot of tutors
LRRbot: Open the Armory [1W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Izandai: So correct board state, but worth noting if Ben wanted the Batterskull to be on his Giant, he couldn't've done that.
freshmaker__: im blessed to get to hear such funny people
MadWolf1290: as someone who bought pizza tonight, I feel attacked!
Booster6: shouldt wheeler have takem 8?
PixelSavage: wheeler is generally on fire .... mostly always.
MegaDosX: It would gain you life!
Booster6: 6 from skull, 2 from sword?
gruulmagebeast: angelic destiny?
Karkatstoaster: You gotta open the armory before you assemble the legion
MegaDosX: Though if you got Faiths Fetters you could put it on the talisman to be cruel :p
hyaundredneer: Pizzerias practice religion?
LRRbot: Masterwork of Ingenuity [1] | Artifact — Equipment | You may have Masterwork of Ingenuity enter the battlefield as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.
monosceros: I'm just waiting for Ben to pop an Embercleave
MegaDosX: @Booster6 The germ is only a 4/4 with Batterskull, sword gives +2/+2, so it's a 6/6
superdude097: Wheeler has to pay someone to follow him around (at a socially distant distance)with a fire extinguisher, that's how on fire Wheeler is.
hyaundredneer: I mean, pizzas have their own religion?
djangoman11: slick
LadyLockwood92: Nice
gruulmagebeast: this geting out of hand now there are two of them
sblue333: 🤮
sblue333: the value
gnome_friend: Coupon WIzard Chat!
Izandai: @Karkatstoaster It would be pretty embarrassing to have a legion assembled with no equipment.
gnome_friend: !findquote wizard
LRRbot: Quote #4924: "Nobody will know I'm a wizard if they can't see the stars" —Paul [2018-04-28]
Karkatstoaster: “Faiths Fetters!” Sayeth the Orzhov Debtors
Booster6: @MegaDosX ah ok, i thought vatterskull gave 6
loki_lxix: This is why we kill we don't maim.
Dix: LISTEN HERE BUZBY. STOP
Wolveroo: Germ needed
Karkatstoaster: Well they less say it more scream it
ShaneLeeAtk: I see your DragonLance!
LeojPies: Oh, you mastered evocation at college? I majored in sales and coupons
MegaDosX: Wheeler don't start with the Deckard Cain references, you might set Ben off :p
omdorastrix: Coupon Wizard and the Discount Rogue
Dog_of_Myth: Wizard needs food badly!
elah806: Does it have clip art of a wizard like it's setting up something for you in Windows 98
Kreiseler: why dominoes though? everyother pizza chain is better
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: I summon massive discounts from mysterious realms!
Karkatstoaster: GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
SeismicLawns: Coupon Wizard, Discount Rogue, Bargain Warrior, and Thrift Cleric
gruulmagebeast: is the coupon wizard hatsune miku? considering how well she works with dominoes
thekaffinated: Ointment Application Wizard sounds like it be worse
LeojPies: nice reference @Karkatstoaster
SeismicLawns: The full savings party
lightfoot14: poggifers, fetch the coupon wizard
AranMathai: Fantasy CostCo, where all your dreams come true?
Mr_Bitterness: I was gonna say, is this like Heathcliff the Deals Wizard
InfiniTokens: FOMO Cleric
MegaDosX: Two Batterskulls and a million swords, seems fair
rdbaron102: Coupon Wizard Needs Food
Izandai: Is that 7 equipment on Ben's side of the board? Woof.
RandomTrivia: @AranMathai LUL
poggifers: @lightfoot14 Right away, friend
tehfewl: Gee, Ben, why do you get 2 Batterskulls
LRRbot: Ghost Town | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {0}: Return Ghost Town to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only if it's not your turn.
MegaDosX: Something like Cleansing Nova would be a huge blowout to the left hand side of the board
djangoman11: 2 large batterskulls, side of fries, large coke
LRRbot: Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [5/4] | Trample / Whenever Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Redartifice: living in a ghost town
loki_lxix: Ghost town spicy include
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Yeah, did you bring enough batterskulls for the whole group?
Wolveroo: KILL THEM BOTH WHEELER! send in the JAYA
thekaffinated: Ben ordered the combo with large soda
monosceros: Fantasy Costco!
omdorastrix: @SeismicLawns Meanwhile the Savings Soldier is crying in the corner
gruulmagebeast: bens uncle is a memeber of CAG and lets him run 2 batterskulls
omdorastrix: not allowed to be part of the savings party
Juliamon: The sample "demos" are SO wild
NotCainNorAbel: That's my Dad with Aldis.
MegaDosX: "In the Before Times, people would come and take these free samples from this store."
monosceros: is Fantasy Costco the quest location or the tavern for the Savings Party
InfiniTokens: Did Olivia wish for Costco?
gnome_friend: Where all your dreams come true
Karkatstoaster: The Mask of Illusions
PixelSavage: card on top means the monkeys paw is real
MegaDosX: Did Olivia wish for pizza?
Kreiseler: cheese seller!
loki_lxix: armageddon incoming
gruulmagebeast: greetings ed boy
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: You cant handle my cheeses!
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Karkatstoaster: There has to be some un-card that mentions pizza
SnowBuddy18: I get paid minimum wage to not tell the difference between them
LurkerSpine: Cheese Monger, isn't it?
poggifers fetches the cheese
omdorastrix: By Grabthar's Cheeze wheel.. What a savings
Wolveroo: how does Chat feel about Helm of the host? does it go into every Commander desk?
Mr_Bitterness: My cheeses are too strong for you traveler.
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DiscordianTokkan: Cheese seller, I require your BEST BRIE
gruulmagebeast: LUL
freshmaker__: oh god im going to die
Twilight_Spark: lol
circusofkirkus: LUL
RandomTrivia: PAUL YES!
Izandai: Thank you, Paul.
Dix: fantasy costco!
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSssss
neb_200: the helll
chillmill1: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: YES
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Karkatstoaster: Real Sheogorath Hours
superdude097: LUL
MikeyM133: GOT A DEAL FOR YOU
birds0fparadise: costco is higher then min wage its not a bad job
flatluigi: THANK YOU PAUL
jandersoncad: FANTASY COSCO
MegaDosX: Oh holy shit
jandersoncad: YES
rdbaron102: critroleTraveler cheese please !
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odocoelus: Personal cheeses?
Redartifice: woooooooooooow
elah806: YOU DON'T HAVE A WINE PAIRING FOR MY CHEESES, TRAVELLER
A_Dub888: lrrPAUL
azkovo: Traveler! Try my cheeses three!
Caffine1138: I'M DYING!
omdorastrix: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
LeojPies: fantasy Gashapon please
RandomTrivia: I'm so glad that soundbite still exists somewhere
Karkatstoaster: Ty paul
InfiniTokens: Is this stream brought to you by Costo?
AranMathai: We're the onle ones who heard that, aren't we?
Traion: Stahp! I was already hungry!
MegaDosX: !card spectral searchlight
LRRbot: Spectral Searchlight [3] | Artifact | {T}: Choose a player. That player adds one mana of any color they choose.
hidingbox: This now just reminds me of the Python cheese sketch
RandomTrivia: Did the players not hear that??
dylan16807: it's our little secret
MegaDosX: How many lands in your deck Nelson?
bradlby: I require only your strongest cheeses if I am to be successful in the party
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Micsig: breh
excalgold: the worst Doo
MegaDosX: Uh...that's a card
Karkatstoaster: Does this cheese shop have any cheddar?
Mr_Bitterness: Hold please
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh nooo
jandersoncad: scrappy about to send people to the shadow realm
Fistacles: "Thanks i hate it" - Ben
InfiniTokens: The players don't get to hear it
gruulmagebeast: *chuckles* I'm in danger
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: But ben proliferated your dude that one time D:
MegaDosX: He also has an artifact land!
loki_lxix: feast and famine?
Wolveroo: and the possible pizza
omdorastrix: Thrawn Dynamo?
monosceros: sing your artifacts like they're countries in the Animaniacs song
rdbaron102: 1/1 counters on pizza ?
Karkatstoaster: “This is a cheese shop, yes?” “Best in the area!” “What leads you to that conclusion?” “Well, it’s so clean!”
Fofo57007: that +1/+1 counter, never forget
hyaundredneer: ow....laughing is loud....ow.
Karkatstoaster: “Well, it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.”
gidgetimer: Nooooo, do the monkey's paw.
MegaDosX: Yeah it was like, kill the monkey's paw, her own horn, or one of the cavalcade of artifacts on Ben's board
gruulmagebeast: oops all allies
Fistacles: and some bring the world to its knees
MegaDosX: Or one of Nelson's mana rocks but that seems needlessly hateful
HatsWearCats: The one where they go to christian hell
rdbaron102: oops All Berry Crunch!
ParallelFifth: But why run Adaptation if all but 1 creature in the deck is an Ally anyway?
PixelSavage: allied germs hard at work in your enteric flora
gruulmagebeast: not a hole, a valve
flatluigi: just Olivia's are allies
chillmill1: and then he freezes to death
monosceros: I love and respect anyone who plays Arcane Adaptation
Wolveroo: he turns orange?
BrowneePoints: Ralphie
Fistacles: perhaps token producers
BrowneePoints: They go inside Ralphie
hidingbox: You think germs are your ally? You merely adopted the germs.
MegaDosX: I guess now Tazri's an ally
LadyLockwood92: Are we talking about Osmosis Jones?
ladyjessica: It’s always Arnold.
omdorastrix: PIZZA TIME
AffinityArtifacts: @Fistacles bingo
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gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Do damage while you attack.
monosceros: put damage on the stack
Karkatstoaster: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit Beatrice.
gnome_friend: It is damage, put it on the stack. It is damage, let's main phase again.
LadyLockwood92: Dang, I can't believe Olivia got those Phyrexian Germs to say 'Trans Rights'
chillmill1: holy moly this ad is so loud
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:19.
dividesBy0: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:01:53. lrrSPOT
monosceros: updog is sus
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lirazel64: Y'know, seeing all the things that are being tried, I'm getting excited for DB -- and I was thinking it would be dreary. Oh me of little faith!
FaytlError: dang, break music actually SLAPS
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chillmill1: merci poggifers
gnome_friend: The bus this year is modeled off of a bee shed
LadyLockwood92: BigGiantCircles strikes again
TabbyLavalamp: It just occurred to me how much this music sounds like the theme to an 80s action show.
lightfoot14: poggifers doing the good work
lirazel64: The 6 Million Dollar Comedy!
monosceros: poggifers bringing the plate of sub tasties
PixelSavage: @TabbyLavalamp well that is generally the idea behind any basic synthwave :D
monosceros: "would you care for a gift sub, sir?"
chillmill1: exquisite sub as always poggifers
monosceros: "some emotes, madam?"
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TabbyLavalamp: This breakdown is "And Ernest Borgnine as 'Tex'"
poggifers: That is all for tonight
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Poggifers gifting subs from on high
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Fofo57007: Hey I_knowThatGuy
gnome_friend: !findquote poggifers
LRRbot: Quote #7047: "Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual." —Serge [2020-07-11]
I_knowThatGuy: hello!
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
Halinn: Hey chat, just got here. What'd I miss so far?
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LadyLockwood92: TransgenderPride BisexualPride GayPride LesbianPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride PansexualPride GenderFluidPride AsexualPride
PixelSavage: @Halinn mainly WHeeler cranky the pun-meter up to 11 as per usual
gnome_friend: @Halinn Lots of equipment moving around, an extra combat, Nelson ramping to nowhere, and ally shenanigans
monosceros: Ben died, then wasn't dead, then was dead again but wasn't killed, so he's alive. also there's pizza @Halinn
MegaDosX: @Halinn Nelson's whiffing on land drops, Ben has a million artifacts (including, like, four swords), Wheeler almost killed Ben but then didn't, and Olivia's playing nice fair ally stuff
SnowBuddy18: Ben the thrice dead
MedikHerb: How long do the ads go for
Halinn: So what I'm hearing is that I absolutely have to watch the vod
MedikHerb: Yokes
MegaDosX: @Halinn That's a bingo
SnowBuddy18: basically
LadyLockwood92: Ben briefly had 2 Batterskulls.
MTGRanger: @Halinn wheeler got really close to ending the game but Nelson wished a board wipe into existence
monosceros: you got it @Halinn
Halinn: Well, have fun while I just start watching the vod now, then lrrHEART
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
RandomTrivia: Nelly wished for Damnation, which conceptually sounds like a terrible idea
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
RandomTrivia: But in Magic makes complete sense
lirazel64: @MedikHerb Until everyone's gone to the bathroom/kissed the kids goodnight/fed the cat.
monosceros: wishing for damnation is just making a doomsday cult
bachofchess: are they starting, or is it finished?
gnome_friend: @bachofchess in the middle
RandomTrivia: bachofchess Just on break
monosceros: first break @bachofchess
gnome_friend: We will return to a game already in progress
bachofchess: ok, thanks ! :)
MegaDosX: At the speed they're going it's possible we might get a second game tonight
RandomTrivia: @monosceros So standard for 2020 then
monosceros: @RandomTrivia yeah I'd say it's accurate that 2020 is the resolution of a Damnation on the stack
Traion: @lirazel64 or in Olivia's case: bench pressed a car ;)
gnome_friend: !findquote damn
LRRbot: Quote #7155: "Damn my honest face." —Jacob [2020-08-24]
MegaDosX: !findquote wish
LRRbot: Quote #1545: "I wish we could race around the library." —Graham [2015-03-27]
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back~
gnome_friend: Race me Hannah!
monosceros: !findquote paw
MegaDosX: !findquote monkey
monosceros: lrrbot don't do me dirty like this
rdbaron102: C:\ RUN
Kreiseler: turns out literal celestial objects aren't your responsibility, its ok, take a break
freshmaker__: F
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
TheWriterAleph: lrrEFF
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: daaaaamn
wolfsark: you cant Eff him
ladyjessica: Ouch
monosceros: it's not like any of your equipment can be exiled by Ugin, Ben slytqLol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the Ineffable was my nickname in college
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL no freshmaker__ you can't do that to him
Kreiseler: tried to effable ugin once, didn't end well. hes ineffable after all
LRRbot: Tainted Remedy [2B] | Enchantment | If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
azkovo: the hate!
monosceros: TAINTED AETHER
Fofo57007: dingus supreme, name of the pizza I just ordered
gnome_friend: Tainted Aether!
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sing_o_muse: wooooooo
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Sibwow: right in the taint
TheWriterAleph: !card tainted aether
LRRbot: Tainted Aether [2BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, its controller sacrifices a creature or land.
Kreiseler: whoaaaaaa tainted remedy
LeojPies: at least it isn't Tainted Love
MadWolf1290: i mean, no it's not okay. but okay
rdbaron102: Tainted Love woo ooohh
freshmaker__: @LoadingReadyRun I'd like to see an un-set ugin with protection from 'F's
MegaDosX: I mean Ben probably doesn't want you to, but the only person playing blue is Olivia, and she's tapped out, so no counters incoming
yowza456: i bet the stack gets crazy when everyone responds in a turn
monosceros: when you play commander with friends you don't bring your tainted aether katesDance
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wolfsark: if you ever want people to think you are a really smart magic player you can just say words like "state based effect" and "replacement effect"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL it is always good to have a taint remedy on hand
gnome_friend: Villagers ?
MegaDosX: Who invited a villager to the commander game?
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrTrade
AffinityArtifacts: @LoadingReadyRun Paul.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gruulmagebeast: hogan legal team LUL
rdbaron102: critroleTraveler
AshBurnem: Oof
Nevermore_Painting_Studio: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
MegaDosX: Wow!
Twilight_Spark: Can I interest you in permutation space, where order doesn't matter?
BlindProphet32: too real
more_alpacas: spicy
Traion: Olivia's giggles really make this stream <3
LadyLockwood92: What are you gonna do when the Hogan Legal Team runs wild on you?!
Carsonogenics_: olivia and benjamin is a risky combination
Kaorti: The collapse of our civilization, am I rite gamerz?
gnome_friend: !findquote core gamers
LRRbot: Quote #7275: "Core gamers are 18-34, have disposable income, and love free 2-day shipping." —Fugi [2016-10-03]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Gross, this sword has germs all over it
monosceros: !findquote germ
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
monosceros: preposterous
MegaDosX: How big is the germ?
yowza456: before damage is done. destroy target creature
gnome_friend: "I block!" - Adam, often
LRRbot: Stonehewer Giant [3WW] | Creature — Giant Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / {1}{W}, {T}: Search your library for an Equipment card and put it onto the battlefield. Attach it to a creature you control. Then shuffle your library.
infamous0zero: Collosus Hammer you won't
MrPandaaaGaming: @LoadingReadyRun paul, is the tech in the corner that gives talking visuals on the overlay similar to the podcast stuff?
monosceros: embercleave! embercleave!
gruulmagebeast: now i want Macho Man to just bust in and be like "you ready to slip into a court room!"
infamous0zero: YES!!!!!!!!1
RandomTrivia: OH NO
MegaDosX: IT'S HAMMER TIME
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
RandomTrivia: Hammer time!
monosceros: HAMMER
gruulmagebeast: cant touch this
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: well then
MegaDosX: That could gain Ben an awful lot of life next turn
monosceros: Olivia saved Ben's life, as it were
loki_lxix: This is why we don't maim.
MegaDosX: If he puts the hammer on the lifelinker
wolfsark: is ben gonna save nelson?
wolfsark: guess not lol
Twilight_Spark: This kills the crab.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @MrPandaaaGaming nope totally different system (the podcast thing is done in post in After Effects)
circusofkirkus: shroud
MegaDosX: Which germ has the greaves?
neb_200: Opera Pizza addition you get a pizza and you get a pizza and you get pizza
RandomTrivia: Ben! No!
SnowBuddy18: Ben, boots again
ladyjessica: Which equipment gives trample?
DiscordianTokkan: Holy shit, that got me
MrPandaaaGaming: @LoadingReadyRun oh cool! well i have never noticed it beofre, so whether its new or not, very well done :D
yowza456: are infinite combos allowed in your play group? or is that a douchebag thing?
monosceros: Olivia's giggles give me life
infamous0zero: O Naginata
MegaDosX: Shroud prevents the counter doesn't it?
ladyjessica: Ah thank you.
Wilcroft: I'm here to watch Olivia giggle at people's jokes
footfungus880: are there decklists?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This is the first time I have hard it on the overlay. It is something I am working on
LRRbot: Blackblade Reforged [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control. / Equip legendary creature {3} / Equip {7}
LRRbot: O-Naginata [1] | Artifact — Equipment | O-Naginata can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. / Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. / Equip {2}
blue_lore: remember how ben was left alive....seems a mistake now xD
infamous0zero: Also I think the sword doesn't work
MegaDosX: !card ghost town
LRRbot: Ghost Town | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {0}: Return Ghost Town to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only if it's not your turn.
infamous0zero: The counters had to go somewhere else
Mornish: won't you take me to SAFETY TOWN
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fireowl98: 6 months! That's 6 times as good as 1 month!
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gnome_friend: Ghost Safety
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
gruulmagebeast: oh dang that town spooked me
MikeyM133: ghost town is only on his turn
infamous0zero: The lands are fine but the truth and justice doesn't give counters to the lifelinker
lightfoot14: funky town?
LRRbot: Ghost Town | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {0}: Return Ghost Town to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only if it's not your turn.
MegaDosX: @MikeyM133 Only if it's not his turn is what the card says
TabbyLavalamp: @LoadingReadyRun Ben put the counters on the germ with shroud.
gruulmagebeast: funky kong?
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themcclintalk: Iiiits Ben and Ben and Nelson and Olivia and a resub and commander and fun
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LRRbot: Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Minotaur Warrior [5/4] | Trample / Whenever Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler and Graham's Droopy voices are absolutely perfect.
leebenningfield: nelly's sleeves are sweet
RandomTrivia: Is it Cleave'o'Clock?
MikeyM133: @MegaDosX well ive been playing that wrong XD my bad!
wolfsark: a well planned attack
monosceros: what's the weather on cleaveland in this time of year
JoelJohnsonCranidos: God I love Neheb
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
gruulmagebeast: PogChamp
AffinityArtifacts: @themcclintalk is your name a veep reference??? LUL
MegaDosX: @MikeyM133 All good, I don't think I've seen many cards that say "not on your turn", just a lot "only on your turn"
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Neheb in all of his iterations is so gooood
djangoman11: remember when Ben died earlier?
infamous0zero: I think we may be too far gone to catch the sword
infamous0zero: But technically counters couldn't have gone on it
circusofkirkus: those counters shoudln't be there though?
loki_lxix: illegal counters
coachNelly: i remember when ben died
gruulmagebeast: !card sword of truth and justice
LRRbot: Sword of Truth and Justice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control, then proliferate. / Equip {2}
LadyLockwood92: !card Batterskull
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
monosceros: the boots were only just now put back
rdbaron102: No Counters on your pizza
MegaDosX: Boots were on that germ when you killed Nelson I think
infamous0zero: You moved them after the sword triger
ParallelFifth: S A L T
MegaDosX: Which is what triggered the counter
TwitchTVsFrank: yikes
Fofo57007: tnySquint
SnowBuddy18: you moved them off and on again during second main
loki_lxix: sure blame us
infamous0zero: which means they couldn't have gotten the counters
blue_lore: Chat is Sus
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Kumakaori: Redefining Chat Lethal <<;;;;
Fofo57007: chat is sus
wolfsark: FeelsBadMan
MegaDosX: Wheeler makes a point of always questioning us tbf
justthorne: vote for chat
monosceros: the boots did a boogie
dividesBy0: any of us isn't as wrong as all of us
wolfsark: we didnt ruin the game FeelsBadMan
gruulmagebeast: chat is almost the same judge level as beej
gnome_friend: Our name is chat, for we are many
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ramp in red!?
FacelessManAboutTown: @wolfsark Pepe emotes are not a good idea
Jensling: wait - but it doesn't target though right? "on a creature you control" not "on target creature you control"?
infamous0zero: Rage Baby for new commander legends name please
ladyjessica: Angry baby!
therealkenm135: ben we're gonna get adam to defend us. then you'll see
infamous0zero: wait it doesn't target
LadyLockwood92: I was always under the impression that Living Weapon killed stuff when it got removed, but I guess that's just 'cause Germs are 0/0's
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Back it up :O
RandomTrivia: You see chat, reading the card explains the card!
asthanius: Ben wins the moral victory
infamous0zero: but i thought we caught that before
MegaDosX: lrrJUDGE
Natedogg2: What has chat done!
gruulmagebeast: :o
loki_lxix: like enchantments it is implied target
loki_lxix: ?
infamous0zero: Ben Earlier in the game caught HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rdbaron102: Beep Beep Beep Beep backing up
TabbyLavalamp: I blame chat! I was listening to them from last time!
infamous0zero: DONT BLAME US YOU MADE THIS MISTAKE EARLIER
asthanius: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
dividesBy0: Just take it back to turn 1, no problem.
gidgetimer: Wheeler, Wheeler, Wheeler
SnowBuddy18: but would you be able to proliferate it?
Jensling: LUL
MadWolf1290: well we are a level Beej judge
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Just restart the game 4Head
F1SHOR: if one of us is wrong we are all wrong its rough being us benginLol benginLol
dividesBy0: Nice practice game
Megatrauma: Wheeler turning into Grimace right now
MegaDosX: Just minus Karn, it'll solve everything
monosceros: chaos warp this whole game
gruulmagebeast: good rehearsal everyone
Kreiseler: good practice game
strangelee: Personally, I wouldn't listen to chat. We're often knee-jerk in response and slow to correct.
rdbaron102: critroleTraveler say cheese
Kreiseler: now for the real thing
infamous0zero: I listened to ben....
DiscordianTokkan: I think we all need to go get pizza
monosceros: shahrazad up in this shit slytqLol
TabbyLavalamp: The Plains Ben got doesn't come into play tapped.
freshmaker__: not that i commented either way, but it's weird that it doesn't target right?
FacelessManAboutTown: inb4 wheeler bans all of chat
garunkl: so now that we all have played the commander tutorial..... lets start the real game
infamous0zero: I refuse to take responsibility
gruulmagebeast: now cast warp world Kappa
UrbanSamurai_22: so be takes 3
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL welp, that's what I get for passing along chat judge rulings lrrAWW
Jensling: Yay - I did a good! smixelHype
SydPreviouslyHeadache: twitch plays magic sounds like it'd be an awful time
Kreiseler: "a horde of 5 people being incorrect" is the most apt description of chat I've ever heard
freshmaker__: she's got a sol ring! get her!
monosceros: don't feel bad Paul, we're the hive mind that can't make choices
DeM0nFiRe: Wait, Ben had all 5 pieces of exodia in his hand, he wins (quick 4 other people back me up so they believe it)
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5478: "In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-03]
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Man, 10 turns from now how will we know what was the best timeline :(
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Not your fault Paul
strangelee: Every deck should contain at least 1 copy of Warp World
asthanius: Warp World is the Goblin Game of Magic cards
SnowBuddy18: Twitch plays Magic seems like every Magic stream
thekaffinated: seems sus
monosceros: !finquote lethal
FacelessManAboutTown: !findquote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #4645: "Paul's dead!" —Ben, gleefully [2018-01-31]
Mornish: its fun when you have transcendence and leveler in your deck BibleThump
gidgetimer: Been had exodia in hand, he wins
InfiniTokens: Tokensss
gruulmagebeast: sol ring on turn "eh" is busted
Natedogg2: Ben has been planted.
RandomTrivia: Ayyyy
rdbaron102: Plants are Sus
RandomTrivia: Nice one Nelly
monosceros: pretty plants
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm sad i never got Dowsing dagger to work back in standard constructed
InfiniTokens: LUL
asthanius: good joke streamer
Kreiseler: I didn't get it can someone explain
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Ben
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
freshmaker__: is that... uhhh.. dragon throne of tarkir? or the chariot? or something
TwitchTVsFrank: wow lol
Fofo57007: rewind it tnyLol
RandomTrivia: I'm going to click the button now LUL
gruulmagebeast: 10/10
garunkl: LUL
strangelee: Are they from the Rubble Fort?
FacelessManAboutTown: Goddamit Ben
InfiniTokens: Men-ah-chay
monosceros: tuk tuk scrap-per clap clap clap clap clap
nyquister_: @coachNelly I laughed heartily
rdbaron102: Tuk Tuk Baby doo do doo do
InfiniTokens: "Good buddy, good friend? 4 damage for me?"
MegaDosX: Taps for three I think
coachNelly: @nyquister_ thanks i needed to hear it tears
LadyLockwood92: !card lost vale
LRRbot: Lost Vale (front: Dowsing Dagger) | Land | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
MegaDosX: Ben pls
superdude097: !card Lotus Vale
LRRbot: Lotus Vale | Land | If Lotus Vale would enter the battlefield, sacrifice two untapped lands instead. If you do, put Lotus Vale onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
ladyjessica: A lotus field
MajorFrostbyte: need to destroy hammer or that is going to stomp everyone down fast
Naarius: I'm gonna tell him
gruulmagebeast: whats funny is that lost vale isnt legendary
infamous0zero: !card lotus value
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
InfiniTokens: Omnomnath
prof_membrane: I'm holding out for Six Color Good Stuff
monosceros: when Omnath eats Yarok
SnowBuddy18: omnomnomnomnomnath
asthanius: When Omnath gets the final Chaos Emerald, you'll all see!
infamous0zero: !card lotus vale
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't you get it, i'm the actual Omnath
Simonark: Omnath's fourth colour is the one that's strongest! WHITE!
MegaDosX: Arcane Adaptation with the save!
InfiniTokens: Omnath will have the Infinity Stones
TheWriterAleph: Omnath, the Forsaken
MegaDosX: Also imagine colourless Omnath
blueblobblue: ben ulmer decklist
asthanius: Give us Omnath's Snyder cut!
superdude097: Omnath, Reaper of the Roil
dividesBy0: Omnath, Eldrazi Scion
bradlby: they can no longer afford omnath
Megatrauma: colourless omnath should just be the inverse of all its previous abilities
SnowBuddy18: they'll finally introduce purple to Magic by making it Omath's 7th colour
ComradeMik: omnath gets a 5th colour, then dies offscreen, and comes back as a colourless spirit elemental
gruulmagebeast: what if marit lage was secretly mono black omnath
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
asthanius: I accept this
strangelee: Would Oko being in Standard make Omnath any better or sorse?
Megatrauma: i love the 'we added draw a card to make it playable'
loki_lxix: YES
monosceros: Wheeler oh my god
Kreiseler: release the sub omnath! this dub is broken
Simonark: Omnath, Turning Into An Eldrazi, But In A Disco Way
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: D:
RandomTrivia: I'm sure we can get Gavin to Verh-ify that one
SmashTCG: Unapoalgetic joke theft
monosceros: let us have something
ComradeMik: oh hey i need to get my hiking boots on again for the walk to wheeler's punchline
dividesBy0: Okonath, Elk of the Roil
thekaffinated: Hey, Joss tried
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Shave the sky.
TheWriterAleph: ohhhh nagi-nata, hey hey!
Mornish: what does this germ look like wadding into battle
Kreiseler: I just now realized sub omnath may have a different connotation from what I intended
gruulmagebeast: them good ol naginatas
monosceros: !findquote massive
LRRbot: Quote #800: "What is a yeti but a massive beard?" —Paul [2015-10-07]
LadyLockwood92: Well...Joss Whedon is very trying.
fhorrigan: God, I knew Ben was the best. Moraug is the best creature out of Zendikar Rising.
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Almost like wheeler should have killed ben when he had the chance Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Germ on a Stick instead of Worm on a stick, send tweet
benjamin_wheeler: @ComradeMik hey have I told you about how the Titanic hoax?
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun Living Weapon means the Batterskull will end up on its own germ, not whatever Ben attaches it to
InfiniTokens: TWO bajillion
infamous0zero: Tazri isn't an ally
ComradeMik: @benjamin_wheeler i'm familiar with the theory yes
SnowBuddy18: 83 commander* damage
loki_lxix: does it involve a horse?
monosceros: a bajillion, lifelink
ComradeMik: something about it being a small boat
infamous0zero: oh right
infamous0zero: i forgot
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: r o l l b a c k
LadyLockwood92: Yeah
InfiniTokens: A bajillion, double-strike.
Twigznstuff: the batterskull will end up on a different germ
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
MegaDosX: Feast and Famine and the hammer are both spooky tbf
Twigznstuff: he is missing the trigger on batterskull
ComradeMik: ben bringing the pain train!
HortonFearsACoup: Big Boy Batterskull™
asthanius: Living Weapon is a triggered ability that will resolve AFTER
MegaDosX: I'm sorry I was afk, did he just say 31 trample?
prof_membrane: lrrbot channeling the ever-subtle David Cage
ipoddodd: He's A comin for you
Simonark: Wait, isn't "You Disgusting Worm" an MST3K reference? My brain took like a whole minute.
LadyLockwood92: So the germ gets made, but it dies immediately.
Bladinus: Draw a card from Akiri from the attce as well.
prof_membrane: Yup. Robot Holocaust
blue_lore: so....game 2?
LadyLockwood92: Oof. Ben is back in it.
MegaDosX: So the pendulum has swung a /lot/ in this game
monosceros: member when Nelly attacked Ben for 1? slytqLol
Twilight_Spark: Shoulda murdered him when you had the chance! How the turns have tabled.
Radyin: When Ben's machines get going, it is nearly unstoppable.
MegaDosX: Got any mass artifact destruction Olivia? >_>
LeojPies: akiri trigger as well if that wasn't missed
Twigznstuff: doesnt it make the germ and attach in the same trigger? So it will unequip and the germ will be alive
LadyLockwood92: God...I still need to try out my Varolz, the Scar-Striped deck.
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: smells like a boompile to me :)?
monosceros: the spinny arrow of winning has not stopped this game
Simonark: @prof_membrane My brain was thinking.. like.. Outlaw of Gor, so you're quicker on the uptake than me.
loki_lxix: She can still play allies and blow him up
LadyLockwood92: b o o m p i l e
MegaDosX: So for those who watched the most recent Game Knights, I guess this is what happens when Akiri pops off
ComradeMik: @Twigznstuff the germ is a 0/0 so it dies to state based
infamous0zero: They've made a ton of bangers recently atually
LeojPies: I put Akiri in Syr Gwyn and there's a pile of triggers every combat LUL
infamous0zero: Zirda + Winota + Akiri all are powerful
Radyin: Akiri actually hasn't done very much this game.
circusofkirkus: ahahahaha
MegaDosX: Akiri's drawn Ben several cards
gnome_friend: @Radyin she's drawn at least 4 cards
Twigznstuff: but @ComradeMik the germ is made and attached at the same time as per living weapon
gruulmagebeast: PogChamp
infamous0zero: Thats game?
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
RandomTrivia: OOH
blue_lore: damn!
MegaDosX: That's so brutal!
bradlby: gyaddamn
DiscordianTokkan: OOF
infamous0zero: I think that kills him
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: :O
LadyLockwood92: Ouch
RandomTrivia: Gettem!
monosceros: WOOOOOAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
TheWriterAleph: WutFace
loki_lxix: GOTTEM
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
rdbaron102: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
InfiniTokens: DO IT
infamous0zero: Yes he totally is
gidgetimer: lrrEFF
Simonark: Wait, is she really the sort to just drop her allies?
RandomTrivia: 30 triggers and the damage
chillmill1: you should really ask chat lrrBEEJ
gruulmagebeast: Looks like your going to the shadow realm Ulmer
MegaDosX: So that's 49 damage
ComradeMik: @Twigznstuff but then stonehewer attaches the skull to the large germ, so the new germ dies
MegaDosX: Oh wait
SeismicLawns: takes 42 yeah
MegaDosX: Five of them, my b
MegaDosX: So 42
InfiniTokens: "About that..."
MegaDosX: It's...a lot
LadyLockwood92: Game 2!
rdbaron102: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
RandomTrivia: 6 Scrappers see 5 Scrappers enter
Fofo57007: v cool
blue_lore: didn't see that coming ;P
Metalupis: gottem
monosceros: hot damn the sudden lethal
MegaDosX: Olivia pulled the "screw Ben's board" card
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Oofa, and I can not stress this enough, Doofa
TabbyLavalamp: That was a fantastic win condition.
loki_lxix: brutal
cosarprime: what card was replicated?
ladyjessica: Woot
gruulmagebeast: olivia are you able to play yannik?
Twigznstuff: @ComradeMik the batterskull is attached as it comes in. It attaches. then Living weapon trigger. So the batterskull unattaches and moves to the new germ it makes
infamous0zero: 5 tokens but they all see each other
MegaDosX: !card rite of replication
LRRbot: Rite of Replication [2UU] | Sorcery | Kicker {5} / Create a token that's a copy of target creature. If this spell was kicked, create five of those tokens instead.
Radyin: !card goblin scrapper
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Simonark: That's the quality Special Guest Star murder right there.
Radyin: !card scrapper
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
RandomTrivia: They're all allies, they trigger when ANY Ally enters
infamous0zero: so don't they all trigger for each one?
Radyin: !card tuktuk scrapper
strangelee: there were also two to the side
angus_the_chap: Yeah each Tuktuk triggers each other for like 30 artifact blowups
circusofkirkus: ben had 2 plants though
infamous0zero: 6 see 5 enter which i think means 30 triggers
RandomTrivia: Plus the Ancient Den!
MegaDosX: That was an amazing draw by Olivia
RandomTrivia: The Tuktuk machine gun!
MegaDosX: Oooh, the slow roll
gruulmagebeast: he got tuktuk'd into a grave
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grimshade: i think there would of been way more then 6 triggers lol
MegaDosX: I approve Olivia!
girldickenergy: never didn't have it LUL
strangelee: Olivia swiped that game and I loved it
nextday415: Just watched the Legends of Runeterra video, Loved every second of it, I play regularly so to see it on LRR was Fucking great
TheUrDragonMaster: Hello!!
MegaDosX: Olivia with the heist of the century!
grimshade: not that it matters
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL When a Tuktuk sees a Tuktuk comin' down the lane
dividesBy0: Collective noun for fiddles?
MegaDosX: "I don't deserve to go first" - Olivia, probably
MegaDosX: Olivia should roll anyway for funsies
Greypelt: Our house rule is that winner goes last
coopdawg_22: hooray just in time for the start of a game
gruulmagebeast: winner winner brushwag dinner
RandomTrivia: Welp
LadyLockwood92: DM: Roll for Funsies.
strangelee: Does Nelson have new sleeves? I just notice the deck keeps falling over and that's what mine do with a new fit
loki_lxix: Rite of replication has stolen many a game for me. LOVE that card.
LRRbot: Kor Duelist [W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [1/1] | As long as Kor Duelist is equipped, it has double strike.
thekaffinated: depends on the value of the cube
freshmaker__: Olivia Tuk Tuk'd that game in, and made them all go to sleep.
Twilight_Spark: Tossing a cube? Don't do the devil's lettuce kids.
asthanius: That's where you're wrong, Bolas!
gruulmagebeast: as my friends in dnd say ROLL FOR FRIEND
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
RandomTrivia: Baron von Poppinov over there
azkovo: uh...wat
girldickenergy: fucking SWEATIN
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
gruulmagebeast: hes learning as he fights
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: A third rate duelist using fourth rate equipment?
MegaDosX: I mean, Mana Crypt could bolt Wheeler a lot if he's unlucky
strangelee: Barron von Poppinoff employs Poggifers the manservant
gruulmagebeast: mana crypt is a win condition for everyone else
asthanius: Wheeler won his flip? Rigged
poggifers: @strangelee how many employers do I have?
DiscordianTokkan: @AffinityArtifacts That Rite was GREAT
girldickenergy: PogChamp
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
RandomTrivia: Is this... the mirror?
monosceros: I much prefer Strompicard Occultist
DiscordianTokkan: Spider-Man, the Bodega cat
Mornish: its mtg enter the multiverse
Simonark: Might makes Rite?
asthanius: Patrick Piker, Arachnid-Boy
Kreiseler: you like playing cards? what about ALL the cards in the WORLD?! *plays forced fruition*
InfiniTokens: You know a meme is popular enough when you don't even need the image itself
Super_Sophomoric: patrick parker LUL
gruulmagebeast: *spiderman and green goblin" you and I aren't so different
spiffinn: oh i just got here. is this a game 2?
LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / Equip {2}
LadyLockwood92: @spiffinn Yep
cboyd016: Dumb question, but is the card in the middle of the stream the one most recently played? Excluding lands and the like. I've never watched these streams before and can't hear well.
DiscordianTokkan: (I Still need to make a J Jonah Jameson meme asking for pictures of Spider-Man and getting cat pictures, and saying "FINALLY")
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Austere_Squire: oh my god
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
spiffinn: nice!
Fofo57007: tnyLol LOL
MegaDosX: Is that another button?
rdbaron102: LOL
strangelee: @poggifers There's Baron, all Twitch streamers, and Old Lady Gertrude who lives on the hill
Austere_Squire: was that Wheeler?
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: I feel ill :/
gruulmagebeast: black betty had a child of alara
neb_200: yes it was
Wilcroft: @DiscordianTokkan that's great :)
LadyLockwood92: @cboyd016 Yep.
Austere_Squire: Why is that the funniest thing i've heard in a week
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Kreiseler: damm you wheeler.. now i will never not be able to think that while ramping
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrWow
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
cboyd016: @LadyLockwood92 Thank you! : D
freshmaker__: good joke streamer :)
poggifers laughs heartily
frogomb: Nelly dropping all my favorite band names, I love The Mountain Go's
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrWOW \
InfiniTokens: SAY IT THREE TIMES FAST
Super_Sophomoric: that mom art is good lookin, Ben
gruulmagebeast laughs until heart comes out
the777s: hi chat
hermi_the_monk: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
gnome_friend: Hi @the777s
LadyLockwood92: Wait...it's /not/ Stormkirk?
LRRbot: Stromkirk Occultist [2R] | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Madness {1}{R}
Metalupis: !decks
LRRbot: Coming soon!
neb_200: Did someone give wheeler a blow torch because he is on fire tonight
Kreiseler: @ladylockwood92 always has been
LadyLockwood92: It's the playmat.
Kreiseler: *cue meme*
the777s: hi @gnome_friend
gnome_friend: Neheb is one horny dog
the777s: what's everyone drinking?
alexanderthefine: howdy ho gamers
the777s: ice coffee here
gruulmagebeast: wheelers droopy dog will never not make me laugh
WolfgangCloud: Sapporo
MegaDosX: Olivia with the perfect mana
gnome_friend: Cool technology!
Greypelt: GOLD BOARDER
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
rainbowmage42: Question, no one is running Green, but would a green deck "hit a land" or be more gentle and loving to it?
MegaDosX: Nelson's making land drops this game! Hooray!
girldickenergy: Lemon Cherry Gelato 33
Kreiseler: how many channel points for a full stream of wheeler droopy dog?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: @rainbowmage42 Technically Olivia's playing green, but I feel like they'd be more gentle too
gruulmagebeast: kreiseler is asking the right questions
gnome_friend: !findquote whomst
LRRbot: Quote #5896: "Speaking of WHOMST!" —Adam and Graham [2019-03-13]
telemacus: !decklist ?
MegaDosX: Did Ben ping himself for the fetchland trigger?
Kreiseler: what stream did that whomst quote come from?
Wandiya: did the commander taxes get reset?
gruulmagebeast: i dont think so
LadyLockwood92: @Wandiya We're in Game 2.
MegaDosX: !card sigarda's aid
LRRbot: Sigarda's Aid [W] | Enchantment | You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash. / Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach it to target creature you control.
LRRbot: Sigarda's Aid [W] | Enchantment | You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash. / Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach it to target creature you control.
MegaDosX: OK cool, sorry didn't see what your previous life total was, my bad
monosceros: did Ben pay the 1 for rhystic study
Kreiseler: whelp been nice knowing you
infamous0zero: We start speaking in hieroglyphics
Super_Sophomoric: Ulmer's deck is sweet!
Austere_Squire: benginHeart sergePrideLove lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: 6 hour slowmode ENGAGE
TabbyLavalamp: Ben has the city's blessing!
MegaDosX: I apologised! :(
Kreiseler: wait is it per person or the chat as a whole?
gruulmagebeast: emote only mode?
Tiber727: It's like running out of challenges in football.
Twilight_Spark: D:
dividesBy0: Hello! Oops! Good Game!
circusofkirkus: affini5Disappoint
monosceros: emote only mode is built in
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Well Met!
gidgetimer: lrrFRUMP
Fugi: I could do it right now
bradlby: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE
chillmill1: lionWut
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN lrrWOW lrrBEEJ lrrWOW lrrHORN
monosceros: do it Fugi
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
Radyin: daySick cohhDingus jlrrCoolgame
Austere_Squire: benginOh benginHeck benginNo
monosceros: you coward
gruulmagebeast: oh dang the staff
gnome_friend: !findquote core gamers
LRRbot: Quote #7275: "Core gamers are 18-34, have disposable income, and love free 2-day shipping." —Fugi [2016-10-03]
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, what did you do!?
Austere_Squire: use Ben's emotes to cheat
Kreiseler: can we at least have runeterra emotes?!
the777s: but what if someone says Chut instead of Chat?
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
thekaffinated: riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
HouseofShadow: deerWHOA deerWHOA deerWHOA deerWHOA deerWHOA
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freshmaker__: I can see my house from here!
Twilight_Spark: coxAloywat
MadWolf1290: give Fugi a reason NOT to do it
Austere_Squire: lrrFINE
azkovo: lrrAWESOME
LadyLockwood92: lrrFINE
rdbaron102: MercyWing1 PowerUpL HyperCrown PowerUpR MercyWing2
MaddogM: slytqOhno
strangelee: VoteYea
MTGRanger: lrrFINE
neb_200: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
DoctorHutch: profblHeckn
chillmill1: lrrFINE
TabbyLavalamp: PridePaint benginFuse
Fofo57007: tnyChant tnyChant
superdude097: emote
Kreiseler: I need some sad poro emotes in this chat
FacelessManAboutTown: o.o
corpocracy: sergeHubris
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY
Radyin: dayNoU
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrCoolgame
lirazel64: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Austere_Squire: Trompomplay
Metalupis: can we get Fugi and Tappy in the same room for max chaos
gruulmagebeast: tra bampoline
Bladinus: lrrCOW
the777s: Tromple? Menache? what are you playing?
MaddogM: slytqSpirit
monosceros: hooglBeep
RandomTrivia: @CatherineThePrettyGreat Congrats on Adulting successfully lrrHEART
InfiniTokens: "No YOU take it" "No YOU take it"
FacelessManAboutTown: gc7Kitty gc7Kitty gc7Kitty gc7Kitty gc7Kitty
MTGRanger: Yea! Trombopoline!
ihlendrax: affini5Yeah
tehfewl: wheelerY wheelerH
CatherineThePrettyGreat: @RandomTrivia <3
durge12: im waiting for tex-mexproof
InfiniTokens: "He hit me first!"
frogomb: Trom-play-moose
MegaDosX: "Well he roped me into this!"
FacelessManAboutTown: thabTaco thabTaco thabTaco
bradlby: he knows only violence
TheWriterAleph: coxChicken coxManleee lrrCHKN
InfiniTokens: Tample-oline
rdbaron102: HahaThink
azkovo: lrrSPOOP_TK
DiscordianTokkan: Maaaaan, they need to remake Power Stone. Like, the dreamcat game, not the MtG card
whydustin: lrrFINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: lrrGRAHAM
InfiniTokens: *Trample-oline. Ruined the joke.
gruulmagebeast: nelson is two grahams in an overcoat
MegaDosX: Welp, there's piggie smalls
bradlby: no ragrets
freshmaker__: help! help me!
Naarius: We're back to Horny on Cain, eh?
DiscordianTokkan: Stay a while and Glisten!
RandomTrivia: OMG Wheeler
Fofo57007: o m lord Wheeler
bradlby: SALA HUB
MegaDosX: And we're off the rails!
the777s: who remembers Mana Burn?
GirlPainting: No Regurts!
TheUrDragonMaster: Lmao
Kreiseler: why does wheeler not make more money?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
frogomb: Stay a while and kiss'em
KatNBows: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
garunkl: But then I took an Moraug to the knee
Twilight_Spark: Working hard or hardly working, eh?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is there a gas leak
rdbaron102: Did they fix the Mana Drain, no it
Radyin: Why not make more money?
rdbaron102: still broken
bradlby: wheelerClown
Austere_Squire: Y'alls delightful, ye know that, yes?
dividesBy0: I was playing Shandalar recently, mana burn and damage on the stack are in that game.
freshmaker__: wheeler deserves more money
girldickenergy: if I needed more money, I would simply make more LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: (Stay a while and Glisten is a deep Infect cut, please laugh)
TheUrDragonMaster: “I don’t fix mana leaks, I fix plumbing leaks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
InfiniTokens: Is he the guy from Nigeria you gave your info to for that prince?
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TabbyLavalamp: "I'm here to fix your kitchen finks. Sinks! I mean sinks!"
monosceros: seize the means of production baybee
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
MegaDosX: !card worn powerstone
LRRbot: Worn Powerstone [3] | Artifact | Worn Powerstone enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
aceofroses_: Did the game just started or something terrible happend to Nelson?
MegaDosX: *scare chord*
Austere_Squire: I tried to find a clever way to make a comprehensive sentence with only emotes of words and failed
whydustin: is wheeler just playing medium red?
LadyLockwood92: @aceofroses_ Yeah, we're around the beginning of Game 2.
rdbaron102: thespi22Dab affini5AtMe
darkflame0994: hello everyone! So, is nelson playing RB party or RB vampires?
grimshade: wheelerDroopy
Twilight_Spark: You have allies? What a coincidence, my life is A Lie.
MegaDosX: @aceofroses_ Both Bens have been ramping using Sword of the Animist, and Nelson has yet to play a creature I believe
Super_Sophomoric: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
LRRbot: Necrotic Ooze [2BB] | Creature — Ooze [4/3] | As long as Necrotic Ooze is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.
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LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the butt.
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
gnome_friend: !card helm of the host
LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary if equipped creature is legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
RandomTrivia: Ooh, self-cloning axe!
LRRbot: Bloodforged Battle-Axe [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. / Equip {2}
azkovo: Oh...
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Austere_Squire: is this Axe of Despair
monosceros: clap clap clap clap clap
girldickenergy: @austere_squire LUL
garunkl: sigardas aid?
Austere_Squire: @girldickenergy benginFingers
Bladinus: can attach for free cause of Sigard's aid, yes?
sovietbear1919: Sigarda's aid eogWelp
spiffinn: seems good with aid
strangelee: Everyone's a badass until the Tuk Tuk shows up
DiscordianTokkan: TukTuk DONNYBROOK
ballesta25: Clonesplitter!
elcid_campeador: Attach for free ben
LadyLockwood92: Cheer250 For my fave folks and bonus @AffinityArtifacts who is always a joy~
garunkl: could attach the fist copy from firststrike with sigardas aid before the second dmg-step
LeojPies: clonesaw is ready
MegaDosX: !card sigarda's aid
LRRbot: Sigarda's Aid [W] | Enchantment | You may cast Aura and Equipment spells as though they had flash. / Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach it to target creature you control.
the777s: would luv the Clone Splitter in my Valduk deck
MegaDosX: Already replaced
flatluigi: wait so do all the clone axes just auto-attach if ben wants it
LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
darkflame0994: So here's the question: That Artwork.... is the cloneplitter some kind of Emrakulian creation or did a changeling figure out how to turn into a weapon?
LadyLockwood92: TwitchUnity
monosceros: wow this Zulaport Cutthroat card seems like it would be good in aristocrats
David_Strid: good morning from Sweden
garunkl: @flatluigi yes
the777s: good evening from CA
girldickenergy: BIG. PIG.
gnome_friend: !findquote pig
LRRbot: Quote #6927: "You are a slippery pig, congratulations!" —Serge [2020-05-04]
DiscordianTokkan: Biggus Piggus
MegaDosX: Piggie Smalls
WolfgangCloud: @the777s California or Canada?
draco_301: I wish I lived in sweden
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
darkflame0994: wait... Did nobody floop the pig?!? Wow wheeler's gonna get to have some fun lol
monosceros: hooglFloop
the777s: Cali
AzloNovic: woo-hoo first time catching FNPF live
gnome_friend: Welcome @AzloNovic
alien0bserver: No copies
darkflame0994: if not it is now
AzloNovic: hello @gnome_friend :)
monosceros: yeah it's an adventure time quote @gnome_friend
alien0bserver: no battle axe copies
darkflame0994: oh thats waht gnome meant
the777s: Dockside, that should cost at least 4 mana. oh well
MayorOfSplitsville: wheeler cheat count
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
infamous0zero: they are just saying
infamous0zero: they think it should cost 4
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Natedogg2: Can confirm: Dockside Extortionist is a Magic card.
draco_301: wheeler wheeling
infamous0zero: Nelson can only use emotes now
MayorOfSplitsville: <3 i would not lie
infamous0zero: i thought that was the deal
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
the777s: just sayin' that Dockside is super awesome for 1R.
MegaDosX: Man, Wheeler, sucks when you get a card wrong huh? :p
e_bloc: his name isn't Benjamin Notwheeler
InfiniTokens: @hispanic_at_the_di5co LUL
MegaDosX: Or a game state rather
gnome_friend: You're not goblin gaming optimally lrrBEEJ
coachNelly: lrrFINE PrideHeartL PrideHeartR lrrGRAHAM lrrHAM lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: Hello my goblin gamers
MegaDosX: OK that's...hm. Ilharg attacking twice, oh boy.
draco_301: wheeler whispers *goblin game*
LeojPies: oh god, sword of the animist landfall triggers
the777s: bang those Goblin Drums
LeojPies: oh wait, those don't trigger
girldickenergy: BIG PIG GOIN IN
squid77777: what program are they using to see cards?
the777s: are the drums made From goblins?
MegaDosX: No creatures in hand huh?
the777s: !card goblin drums
LRRbot: Goblin War Drums [2R] | Enchantment | Creatures you control have menace.
MegaDosX: !card stromkirk occultist
LRRbot: Stromkirk Occultist [2R] | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Madness {1}{R}
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
DiscordianTokkan: for 14!
AzloNovic: don't you get the pump on the first combat as well?
the777s: !card lands edge
LRRbot: Land's Edge [1RR] | World Enchantment | Discard a card: If the discarded card was a land card, Land's Edge deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. Any player may activate this ability.
MegaDosX: He counted the pump @AzloNovic
AzloNovic: sorry
HatsuneMikuuu: this is what happens when someone untaps with da pig
DiscordianTokkan: Hey, I was right, that 14 was for the second attack!
darkflame0994: this is what happens when you fail to floop the pig on time
the777s: did Olivia miss a few land drops?
TabbyLavalamp: Ben also has the city's blessing.
girldickenergy: #Blessed
MegaDosX: That's two very large hits from Wheeler there
DiscordianTokkan: Technically I'm Hellbent since I don't have any cards in hand
MegaDosX: This is during combat still right?
garunkl: hasnt ban already had two main phases?
the777s: which City is Blessing Ben? Toronto?
FacelessManAboutTown: Did Ben remember his trigger?
the777s: New York?
the777s: London?
MegaDosX: No it doesn't
MegaDosX: Because you're out of main phase
MegaDosX: You don't get another main phase
draco_301: azcanta
MegaDosX: You dropped your land in your second main
infamous0zero: you don't get additional main phases
garunkl: you had two main phases
DiscordianTokkan: @MegaDosX Yes you do
Carsonogenics_: you don't get another main phase after your second combat @benjamin_wheeler
MegaDosX: !card moraug
LRRbot: Moraug, Fury of Akoum [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Warrior [6/6] | Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.
infamous0zero: some cards do that
infamous0zero: moraug isn't one of them
DiscordianTokkan: You get another main phase after each combat, chat
MegaDosX: It would specify if you got another main phase
draco_301: cheat step
TheWriterAleph: Moraug is a new templating when it comes to additional combat
elcid_campeador: Come on daddy
infamous0zero: other cards specify when you get additional main phases
the777s: Main phase, combat, Main phase, Moraug combat, end step?
LadyLockwood92: It's to stop him rom going Infinite off his own back.
infamous0zero: !card world at war
LRRbot: World at War [3RR] | Sorcery | After the first postcombat main phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn. / Rebound
garunkl: @the777s Yes
infamous0zero: this card is the old templating
alien0bserver: uhhh
neb_200: Nelson it's olivia tur is not
alien0bserver: olvia's turn?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it only seems relevant in that you can't cast sorcery's in between the combats?
neb_200: turn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i might be missing a ton actually nvm
TabbyLavalamp: From Gatherer: There won’t be an additional main phase after the additional combat phase. For example, if the landfall ability resolves twice during your postcombat main phase, you’ll get two consecutive additional combat phases after your main phase (untapping your creatures at the beginning of each), followed by your ending phase.
darkflame0994: Its so Moraug cant take infinite combat steps
gnome_friend: More-ally-ty
the777s: actually, Gatherer says you can have more Combat phases.
MegaDosX: You can stack a lot of combat steps with the right deck, but extra main phases would make Moraug absolutely terrifying and broken as hell
MegaDosX: @the777s You can, but you have to enter all of the lands during a main phase
the777s: yes
MaddogM: Mitch More-allies?
MegaDosX: If Wheeler had cracked the Field of Ruin during his second main he would've gotten two combat phases
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so, speaking of infinite combat steps, would Combat Celebrant equipped with Helm of the Host do that? exert the token copy each time
MegaDosX: But he left it until his end step
bainard656: Well, it will resolve as often as lands you play in your post combat main phase. So that could be a very large number even if it isn’t infinite.
MegaDosX: Two extra combat phases, that is
infamous0zero: yes syd
monosceros: "I kinda like the choice that I suggested" lrrBEEJ
neb_200: damage for the triggers
alien0bserver: isnt the needle spires blown up? ben did you get your basic?
infamous0zero: assuming your opponents cant deal 1 damage
gnome_friend: !findquote moose
LRRbot: Quote #6630: "I would sacrifice it all for a moose." —James [2019-12-16]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah ok, thank you
LadyLockwood92: @bainard656 It depends on the templating on Helm of the Host.
MrOrion24: @AffinityArtifacts I love your nails
MegaDosX: !card helm of the host
LRRbot: Helm of the Host [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that's a copy of equipped creature, except the token isn't legendary if equipped creature is legendary. That token gains haste. / Equip {5}
the777s: !bad advice
MegaDosX: !card combat celebrant
LRRbot: Combat Celebrant [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/1] | If Combat Celebrant hasn't been exerted this turn, you may exert it as it attacks. When you do, untap all other creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
the777s: !badadvice
LadyLockwood92: Then yes, you could exert the token copies.
MegaDosX: That's...terrifying, and I want to make it in Arena now :p
bradlby: oh my god, he admit it!
Metalupis: i saw you posting Olivia, don't even lie
the777s: !advice
spiffinn: i've been killed by infi combat celebrant in historic
the777s: chat, how does the Advice Bot work?
DiscordianTokkan: Blaseball has helped me stop Doomscrolling, because for a good chunk of the week, I can just stop and see numbers go up
LRRbot: Mirrorpool | Land | Mirrorpool enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirrorpool: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. / {4}{C}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirrorpool: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.
MegaDosX: Errybody got deathtouch!
RandomTrivia: Ooh, love Mirrorpool
the777s: Deathtouch Party over there
spiffinn: you can also do if with the amonkhet creature that untaps something on attack
Phaers: did nelly cheat a land ?
MegaDosX: Go Nelson!
circusofkirkus: you monster Kappa
MegaDosX: I mean, to be fair, Ben has reasons to beat on everybody now
darkflame0994: Zagras is weird to me I still havent figured out whats the perfect home for him..... Like first instinct is to go in edgar but he's a little to expensive for that deck and most the cheap vampires dont have the correct party types
Phaers: oh right
LRRbot: Goblin Gaveleer [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Trample / Goblin Gaveleer gets +2/+0 for each Equipment attached to it.
neb_200: Ben what happen to that pizza tho don't hurt Olivia
LadyLockwood92: I was considering a Deathtouch tribal with Zagras.
gnome_friend: Hey Ed, go get the portal three kingdoms from the safe!
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
coachNelly: <3
the777s: the goblin wields a gavel? goblin judge?
darkflame0994: that sounds pretty fun Lady, run a bunch of rattlesnakes?
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
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seasikberry: Everywhere i look, Olivia is there
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MegaDosX: That deck just goes off, my goodness
krimzonkatana: @LadyLockwood92 I am going with things like goblin chainwhirler and dagger caser for the lols
krimzonkatana: caster*
FacelessManAboutTown: STOP, Hammer time
rdbaron102: Oh I don't know what hand I'll have tomorrow
FacelessManAboutTown: With the boots on you can't touch this creature
circusofkirkus: interaction? in commander?
MegaDosX: 4/3 deathtouch because of Zagras
Bladinus: it has deathtouch
the777s: @krimzonkatana don't forget the crypt rats
Armstrong11139: !card Necrotic Ooze
LRRbot: Necrotic Ooze [2BB] | Creature — Ooze [4/3] | As long as Necrotic Ooze is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.
MegaDosX: Nah, Hexproof works
MegaDosX: Oh wait
MegaDosX: Oh wait, pro-white
bradlby: sir please
MegaDosX: lmao
gnome_friend: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
garunkl: ooooookkkkkkkkk......
Tzarl: we goblin gaming now
garunkl: LUL
MrPolyK: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
RandomTrivia: Wheeler successfully "Um, actually..."s Ben LUL
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler! This is a family stream!!
MrOrion24: Wheeler this is a Christine Minecraft Server
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Kor Duelist just *one handing* the Colossus Hammer
LadyLockwood92: Never!
Naarius: D:
Austere_Squire: betrayal by sushi boyfriend
azkovo: lrrWOW
Kreiseler: it can't kill you every turn. youll only die the one time
MegaDosX: Oh my god, the sass
Austere_Squire: Deflecting Palm?
neb_200: @Austere_Squire betrayal by softboi
RandomTrivia: From Hell's heart it is
MegaDosX: !card deflecting palm
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
monosceros: Olivia went to the Josh Lee-Kwai school of politics
MegaDosX: That gets around protection doesn't it? That would've been spicy
RandomTrivia: Yep, Deflecting Palm is "choose a source" which ignores hexproof and protection
darkflame0994: so does deflecting palm stop both damage instances or just the first strike damage?
Austere_Squire: Deflecting Palm is a VERY sweet RW instant
RandomTrivia: @darkflame0994 It would only prevent the first strike instance
TabbyLavalamp: If it's any consolation, Olivia, you had the best win I've seen in a long time.
MegaDosX: That would still have saved her, and dealt a chunk to Ben
garunkl: !card leonin shikari
LRRbot: Leonin Shikari [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.
darkflame0994: true though super dead to Wheeler on board
monosceros: something seemed to need olivia's attention
FacelessManAboutTown: Blasphmeous Act one time?
monosceros: don't talk that way about the pig hooglFloop
the777s: Olivia, show off alters, pls
darkflame0994: chat humor me... I just saw wheeler's sleves... are those new dragonsleeves?
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
FacelessManAboutTown: !search for gnomes
MegaDosX: Welp.
the777s: nice, the Pig Hero
gnome_friend: You found me!
FacelessManAboutTown: \o/
MegaDosX: Wheeler's been pretty unlucky with the flips from the top of the deck
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
the777s: "They call me Mr Pig!"
ihlendrax: Boo hiss.
FacelessManAboutTown: *sad trombone*
LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | [+1]: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / [−2]: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
Megatrauma: hubba hubba
Bladinus: theonl45PIGCHAMP
LRRbot: Castle Embereth | Land | Castle Embereth enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Koth, Who Has a Hammer
MadWolf1290: (hammer not pictured)
Tzarl: major league gaseball
FacelessManAboutTown: That moment when you have the second best hammer at the table
the777s: Ben vs Ben violence
Aceplayer46: Everybody at Ben? Why are you hitting yourself Ben
LRRbot: Combat Celebrant [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/1] | If Combat Celebrant hasn't been exerted this turn, you may exert it as it attacks. When you do, untap all other creatures you control and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
MegaDosX: Minor sequencing thing: Moraug only untaps creatures at the beginning of the extra combat step, not on the Landfall trigger
MegaDosX: Doesn't change anything this turn but maybe something to keep in mind
ComradeMik: oof, not being able to exert the celebrant
TheAsianAvenger: Mandatory post to root for Nelson since he's playing a rogue theasiPog
Carsonogenics_: Yo Crim
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garunkl: Hi Crim!
RandomTrivia: Hi Crim!
TheAsianAvenger: @Carsonogenics_ Yoooo
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MegaDosX: The betrayals!
GirlPainting: MARTHA
InfiniTokens: Hey @TheAsianAvenger!
TheAsianAvenger: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
Bladinus: building around a commander in Commard? who does that? :)
asthanius: Not only did Crim betray Ben here, but Ben also just proved Olivia's not his bff
Dog_of_Myth: Hola Crim. scoopsHYPE
MegaDosX: It still strikes me as weird that Moraug doesn't have trample. It looks like it should, but that might've been a bit too much I guess.
TheAsianAvenger: Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Ben rules but Nelson is playing a rogue so I cant pick LUL
Austere_Squire: I think I remember Nelson bringing a GW Selvala Group Hug deck to a Commander game that made me want to try her as a Commander
gnome_friend: @asthanius Olivia has a lot of best friends. They have hats for it I think
TheAsianAvenger: Hi Olivia!
voltprime: Moraug's ability gave Wheeler an extra combat before his normal one... so he won't untap his creatures
garunkl: ADAM!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: first oliva, then dice
MegaDosX: There's a distinct contrast in board presence between the Bens and Nelson
the777s: why kill dice tho?
frogomb: Bendetta
TheAsianAvenger: ^ LUL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Koth: "ummm, no?"
Naarius: As George Washington said, "A roll of the die decides who lives, who dies, who tells your story."
Carsonogenics_: you tell someone you'll put the fear of death in them, and then lose to your own hubris as a result
Dasbananas: if you roll the dice, its not your kill
TheAsianAvenger: "Im okay with second place" - Crim Politics
Austere_Squire: we're not here to make friends; we're here to end frienships
GirlPainting: Shut up Koth, you have no say in this!
Tiber727: I tried to kill him, but I couldn't cut it as a wise man.
LRRbot: Vampire Hexmage [BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.
LRRbot: Extractor Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever another creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target player mill two cards. / Unearth {2}{B}
Bladinus: huh, I forgot Hexmage has first strike
the777s: first strike and deathtouch. scary
RandomTrivia: Ah, the old commander battlecry "Let's see if I can kill everyone this turn" LUL
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
AranMathai: I'm sorry, is the demon wielding a -jawbone-?
asthanius: "Welcome back to Good Draw/Bad Draw. I'm your host Ashton Kutcher"
frogomb: My name is K.O.T.H. I sell propane and propane accessories
LRRbot: Sword of Sinew and Steel [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from red. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target planeswalker and up to one target artifact. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
TheAsianAvenger: LUL the anti nelson sword
gnome_friend: Elephants love their hammers
LeojPies: ah yes, my favorite song by Peter Gabriel - Warhammer
DiscordianTokkan: I just remember Koth of the Hammer is KotH also
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That germ ain't right
asthanius: "I'll kick your ass, Memnarch"
Carsonogenics_: wait isn't koth just an anagram of "koth of the hammer?"
mephistoyourarsehole: hey i just joined bens (ulmer) patreon and it says theres a discord server but i cant find it, any help?
grimshade: somone needs to make a koth alter with hank
Carsonogenics_: not an anagram, the other thing
AzloNovic: An acronym ;)
Ryavis: recursive acronym
Ryavis: like GNU
Wandiya: @mephistoyourarsehole might need to link discord and patreon accounts, and then it takes a while to sync
Carsonogenics_: thank you!
MegaDosX: The Loxodon Warhammer would be lots of lifegain tbf
AzloNovic: I remembered there's another word for when the acronym is also a word that makes sense, is it so?
TheAsianAvenger: Sword of Anime PogChamp
gnome_friend: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #1373: "You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy." —Matt [2014-08-01]
asthanius: @AzloNovic Initialism? But that's only when the letters don't form a pronounceable word
Carsonogenics_: the gavalier with pro red?
gnome_friend: LRRbot really doesn't understand the difference between animals and anime
Naarius: And people say Boros is underpowered
MegaDosX: "Guess I'll just die" - Wheeler, probably
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AzloNovic: @asthanius no I mean like BOWL for band of wizard liches
Bladinus: GG
Fofo57007: ggs
garunkl: GG
monosceros: and this is why Shroud turned into Hexproof
azkovo: GG
chillmill1: WP
MadWolf1290: 1st game: 2.5 hours. 2nd game: maybe an hour? LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Wells Pog, dude
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poggifers How may I help you?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ulmer continues to take drinks while Wheeler monologues
Kreiseler: pog dude look at that mortgage rate
DiscordianTokkan: Mulderrrr!
grimshade: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
Fofo57007: this was fantastic
MegaDosX: Kitty!
ptay313: KITTY!
tehcrashxor: Kitty! katesLoaf katesHug2
InfiniTokens: Kitteh!
ptay313: hi kitty!
Austere_Squire: caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
DiscordianTokkan: enHANCE
Bladinus: Yeay frands lrrHEART
grimshade: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMulderce wheelerMuldp
asthanius: Mul🅱er
62MGcobra: enhamce
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StreetRach: Woah! A year-and-a-half? But it’s been five billion years.
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Fofo57007: dat cat on a cat chair
MadameAdversary: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. the mvp arrived. Cat!
MajorFrostbyte: Kitty!
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grimshade: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
lirazel64: Wheelerkitty!
Swift_Dead: Kitty on a throne of puppers.
FacelessManAboutTown: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
rdbaron102: noellaWalter noellaWalter noellaWalter
LadyLockwood92: More Olivia is best Olivia~ TwitchUnity
garunkl: Will Kitty read the Subs?
MTGStrategist: great great show
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMuldcb
MadameAdversary: I placed an order just today. \o/
tehcrashxor: katesHug2
grimshade: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
tehfewl: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
MegaDosX: I demand the cat get pets!
InfiniTokens: Ok so that's adorable, Ben
AffinityArtifacts: omg @LadyLockwood92 <3
alexanderthefine: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
CaptainSpam: riffDuffy
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grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
hyaundredneer: That ought to be read out as Hello My Name is "Cat"
chillmill1: wheelerMuldcb
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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ptay313: is the best mechanic in the game
MegaDosX: That's an amazing mechanic
WolfgangCloud: Wheeler you should save your game!
flatluigi: elite beat agents
monosceros: call Beej again
DiscordianTokkan: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: Lemme get that
asthanius: Mulder does a spin!
NotCainNorAbel: I EAT I EAT I
tehcrashxor: katesLoaf
MegaDosX: I want to pet the kitty
Austere_Squire: What an excellent chair
DiscordianTokkan: |EAT | EAT
RandomTrivia: Mulder looks unfathomably soft
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i miss my cat so much
monosceros: loading ready rerun
garunkl: The Goodest chair
NotCainNorAbel: @SydPreviouslyHeadache :(
mephistoyourarsehole: ok cool made it into the discord thanks for the help i have a question for someone if anybody here is in it as well
cotillion1850: I do find the cat on the dog chair highly amusing
grimshade: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
LiamK712: Wait!!! No putt putt on Tuesday?
e_bloc: the hills are alive with the sound of. . . nothing
TheAsianAvenger: Silent Hill <3
Austere_Squire: Noted filler saga, Silent Hill
GirlPainting: no raid unarmedoracle @ LoadingReadyRun ^^
MegaDosX: Jackbox hype!
NuggetsTheUnicorn: Yo sup crim
mephistoyourarsehole: thank you @Wandiya
Metalupis: Jackbox 7 hype
hyaundredneer: Silent Hill: Duh 4th Peak
mastershake29x: jackbox 7 is out
TheAsianAvenger: @NuggetsTheUnicorn Yooo
Austere_Squire: benginHeart sergePrideLove lrrHEART
Juliamon: GirlPainting Please don't call for raids!
ptay313: so how many subs read before Ben starts messing with his camera like usual?
LadyLockwood92: TransgenderPride BisexualPride AsexualPride GenderFluidPride PansexualPride NonBinaryPride LesbianPride IntersexPride GayPride
MegaDosX: That's an amazing name
InfiniTokens: @ptay313 Probably not long.
hyaundredneer: Jackbox!? Damn you, Jack. I've been gated to Among Us now
MTGStrategist: ShowLove100 for the cat
MegaDosX: Hmm...not sure how I feel about that name
LadyLockwood92: Woo~!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: I'd say my sub wasn't read, but that's more down to Ian missing it last night than anything. >_>
WolfgangCloud: wheelerMulderce wheelerGreed
Austere_Squire: Affinity Artifacts? Sounds like they might be an odd one... :p
grimshade: gibsoncat9 is a cat
grimshade: thats maulder
grimshade: wheelerMulderce wheelerMulderce
LadyLockwood92: Surprisingly, we Exist~!
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Austere_Squire: is that cat pouting
coachNelly: cat does seem to pout currently
Austere_Squire: poor cay
Austere_Squire: cat, even
LadyLockwood92: Public Access Subs~!
MTGStrategist: that cat is shunning
coachNelly: like maybe cat isn't consenting to being filmed /shrug
Austere_Squire: Cat is smart enough to know to ignore TwitchChat
monosceros: !card blackblade reforged
LRRbot: Blackblade Reforged [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control. / Equip legendary creature {3} / Equip {7}
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Visit Death.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ha!
Austere_Squire: God damn it
Austere_Squire: Fantastic
mephistoyourarsehole: hey can somone help me, ben played a remix to sauce! yesterday and i cant find it anywhere.
monosceros: FANTASY COSTCO
DiscordianTokkan: Costco! \o/
Bladinus: \o/
Dog_of_Myth: YES
RandomTrivia: YESSS
jandersoncad: YES
MegaDosX: Friendly reminder that Paul is a wizard
jandersoncad: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
MTGStrategist: that was a great execution
Dog_of_Myth: Worth it!
DiscordianTokkan: So GOOD
RandomTrivia: The hero we all need! lrrHEART
monosceros: he played it in the middle of game 1 and y'all didn't hear it slytqLol
LadyLockwood92: Never didn't have it!
MegaDosX: This breaks the Olivia
Austere_Squire: you've killed Olivia
Naarius: Fantasy Costco happened
chillmill1: 1
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mephistoyourarsehole: hey can somone help me, ben played a remix to sauce! yesterday and i cant find it anywhere.
poggifers: Help I'm being combined
chillmill1: it's you and me poggifers
chillmill1: mutate gone absurd
LadyLockwood92: o/
Austere_Squire: you can never stand again, ben, you'll die
monosceros: there's a very interesting divide between people who pronounce my handle with a hard C and a soft C :p
mephistoyourarsehole: i cant get that damn song out of my head but cant find it anywhere
darktron809: Hello
MegaDosX: Which should it be @monosceros ?
monosceros: @MegaDosX I pronounce it soft, but hard is valid
Dog_of_Myth: Olivia has become the monarch
Fofo57007: the monarch has arrived
grimshade: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
MegaDosX: Oh no
LadyLockwood92: This reminds me...I wanna make a deck with OG!Marchesa.
MegaDosX: Wheeler the ASMR cat
Austere_Squire: Wheeler ASMR
Fofo57007: whoa mulder changed
Naarius: Have y'all heard the horse joke?
LadyLockwood92: Live from multiple locations, it's Friday Night~!
mephistoyourarsehole: hey can somone help me, ben played a remix to sauce! yesterday and i cant find it anywhere.
RandomTrivia: LOL
Austere_Squire: there are some great usernames
garunkl: LUL
MTGStrategist: this is better than the entire game
Naarius: Puppo!
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
Austere_Squire: doggo!
DiscordianTokkan: Doggo
MegaDosX: What a good boi
LadyLockwood92: :O
grimshade: doggo
RandomTrivia: This a pet stream now! lrrHEART
TheAsianAvenger: Right on time for dog LUL
lirazel64: Pupper!
Fofo57007: awww the pupper
mastershake29x: pupper!
LadyLockwood92: A Good Doggo has appeared~!
Ritaspirithntr: DOG!!
LadyLockwood92: A sweet pupper~
Austere_Squire: hi ben
DiscordianTokkan: oh no
Naarius: I'm alarmed
MegaDosX: Ben's ready for his closeup, Mr DeMille
LadyLockwood92: Oh...
Naarius: Oh no
gnome_friend: THE BITS! THE BITS!
StreetRach: Got there, fam.
LadyLockwood92: You're welcome, young man.
MegaDosX: Well this is the thumbnail for the VOD on Youtube I guess :p
garunkl: There is something on your nose ben
chillmill1: Big Ben
DeM0nFiRe: o/
theanthonydee: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
LadyLockwood92: You too.
Austere_Squire: 'night, you doofs
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys! That was fun games
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Naarius snaps
LadyLockwood92: Love you folks~
monosceros: boom boom pile
asthanius: boom
DiscordianTokkan snaps
asthanius: pile
RandomTrivia: lrrHEART You folks are wonderful lrrHEART
MegaDosX: b o o m p i l e
garunkl: Byyyyyyeeee!
LadyLockwood92: Night chat~
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DiscordianTokkan: Thank you all for a lovely night
coachNelly: thanks for watching! <3
Austere_Squire: lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Good night Paul! lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
flatluigi: night paul