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Naarius waves
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Haroldholmes25: wheelerPog
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greatwahooney: Fursuit Vehicle? Is that a Road Quest reference?
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Juliamon: This is RQ soundtrack
Juliamon: so... yes
FacelessManAboutTown: juzBanger
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Ahxes: Hell yeah, my favorite format that I am not good enough to play yet xD
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jdb399: Fursuit vehicle, huh?
aliencheese2: woo!!!
snipingcatjj: hello
jdb399: XD
Big_Blue_Hen: wheelerY wheelerH Canlander
greatwahooney: much excite
jdb399: Lancander
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FacelessManAboutTown: cheer100 Canlander? In this economy?
Goombill: Thanks for the KPOPglow @ahxes
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RiiiisDK: FacelessManAboutTown no no, this is outside the economy
elah806: The closest I will ever come to playing Canlander is picking up on the "Tour de France" meme concept for a pack from my jumpstart cube
kaziel0: Oh this should be spicy! Mass Canlander!
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Redartifice: I feel like the last one of these before they're allowed back in person should be the appearance of MUSCLE WIZARDS
elah806: Whenever I hear this song I find myself humming along harmonies for a dreamier, more beatific remix
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coachNelly: hype!Lander
maikito2: Paper canlander hype!
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lady_olynder: !players
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zuchen_120: <preparing myself>
CoffeePrincess: I dunno @riiiisdk
SergeYager: let's gooooo
greatwahooney: !march
the777s: nice, a Mandalorian ad.
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sonofahippy: YAY! canlander.... how i wish i could afford the decks I'd want tp play
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RiiiisDK: someone should
Redartifice: hi @sergeyager !
RiiiisDK: hey SergeYager
bobbymcbob33: YAAAAAAAY!
lady_olynder: whose playing tonight?
the777s: hi chat
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xenagosthesatyr: Canlander is back and im as hyped as ever for it! also holy crap its been a lot more months than I thought it was... so glad I could be here this long!
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bobbymcbob33: More canlander!
lady_olynder: wow my grammar is not great
zuchen_120: ALEX!
TehAmelie: y helo thar
AllTheWeasels: LUL
squanderedresources: God I am so hype for Alex and canlanderrrr
Naarius: Ah, the turn 0 curse
elah806: I HATE IT
Stormthius: stop please
LoganAura: I
maikito2: Alex he lives!
the777s: Stash cam
Alas_Babylon: He's more Myr now than man
SAJewers: lrrSPOOP
bobbymcbob33: aaaaaaaah
CoffeePrincess: he was so busy asking if he could!
CoffeePrincess: he didn't ask if he should
glencon: chariLOL projLOL bittieLUL
elah806: Aaaaaand that's gonna do it for tonight's stream let's welcome some subs
Naarius: Narrator: Wheeler was not sorry
Redartifice: GOBLINS! MY IDIOT SONS!
sheer_falacy: is your name so sorry or wheeler, it can't be both
Alas_Babylon: "Against my best wishes, my name is Wheeler"
musclewizzard123: Danke fΓΌr KPOPlove @thesoundofwhitenoise.
Nightecho06: Is it Rakdos night?
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elah806: Does turn one combo count as solitaire?
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minksterella_: If wheeler doesn't cast Withering Boon it means he's being controlled against his will
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Alas_Babylon: @elah806 ... actually, yes
glencon: This intro is all over the place and I'm okay with it, seems on brand for Wheeler.
Redartifice: I love goblins as a singleton tribe, I play them in Aus Highlander. interested to see the list, I play jund goblins
footfungus880: Are there decklists?
glencon: @A_Dub888 thank you
FacelessManAboutTown: We don't have uno rak decks. we have rakdos of them
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Redartifice: ! decklist
sheer_falacy: I'm not trapped in a virtual hell with you, you're trapped in a virtual hell with me
raaabr: benginLove
truboom10000: Hi
Alas_Babylon: Confirmed Saint Gamer Serge Yager
aliencheese2: not supposed to call out your opponents 3 minutes in
MadWolf1290: Wheeler is on a tear tonight
cotillion1850: Hello everyone
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
SirTrae: 13 months!
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Frizzlenill: won'tcha come down, won'tcha come down? Won'tcha come down to Goblin Town!
ElektroTal: i got losers!
sheer_falacy: gotta go fast?
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SirTrae: 13 months, but actually part of a sub message now
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hyaundredneer: Sinkers? Is that a new zombie tribe?
Alas_Babylon: There's no party like a Rakdos party because a Rakdos party has no survivors
Hadouken_lol_catz: you wanna see real speeeeed SMOrc
cotillion1850: Oh hey there are a little Nelson and Serge in the corner neat
sheer_falacy: I really like that birb, it's awesome
MegaDosX: The hot takes from Wheeler
Hadouken_lol_catz: yeah simic has has two whole years
gibsoncat9: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Alas_Babylon: !card Rekindling Phoenix @sheer_falacy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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IgnisDeus: 3/4 of a Century......Jeez I wish I was Funny :P
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gibsoncat9: wheelerUro wheelerUro
Alas_Babylon: woops, but yeah, it's Rekindling Phoenix, he's a good friend @sheer_falacy
aliencheese2: horse joke stream?
bryncom: horse horse horse horse
lirazel64: Alex is real!
RomanGoro: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
hyaundredneer: @sheer_falacy NOPE. Return it. RETURN IT TO NATURE.
maywecomein: Omg
circusofkirkus: it's a Beatles cover deck?
Redartifice: ! decklists
ilikememes44: YES CAN LANDER
control_rig: Hey Judith, don't make it Bant. Take a to-ken, and meake it deader
SergeYager: pog
aliencheese2: pog
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
RomanGoro: I asume in this matchup the wincon is casting Judith, having Ben melt and concede?
Ukon_Cairns: seabatTROG
FacelessManAboutTown: pog
Alas_Babylon: pawg
SergeYager: philly, but close
freshmaker__: poge
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Poggers?
Kikazi: sergeThinking
coachNelly: the fifth player tonight is spongebob sqaurepants
janda_42: Pog
Alas_Babylon: Ah, 12 year old from Philly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: pee-oh-gee.
raaabr: benginHeck benginYe
minksterella_: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
monosceros: Susan_Yager
djangoman11: that'll do,pog, that'll do
ElektroTal: serj jaggery, lord of the raw brown sugar
secretbranch: pretty okay goblins?
rain_who_lurks: Peyorg
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biocentrica: original
Naarius: Probably Offensive Goblins
aliencheese2: the black crack!
Dish_KP: grenzo, right?
Alas_Babylon: Goblin Gobliner
MadWolf1290: T E E T H
control_rig: The tooth goblin sounds terrifying
sheer_falacy: goblins are just faeries with bad PR
minksterella_: there are no bad goblins
asthanius: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:25.
asthanius: Kappa
Tingeltangelibach: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FacelessManAboutTown: @minksterella_ Put you up to this right?
minksterella_: all goblins are friends
Redartifice: !card tooth collector
LRRbot: Tooth Collector [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | When Tooth Collector enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / Delirium β€” At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, target creature that player controls gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn.
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MegaDosX: !updog
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Juliamon: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
A_Dub888: !card goblin artisan
LRRbot: Goblin Artisans [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, draw a card. If you lose the flip, counter target artifact spell you control that isn't the target of an ability from another creature named Goblin Artisans.
sheer_falacy: no, that's a human, it doesn't count
monosceros: yo chat, hope y'all are big chillin lrrDARK
squanderedresources: goblin game pls
minksterella_: @FacelessManAboutTown wheeler is a coward, he's not even playing Withering Boon
aliencheese2: a pointsless
sheer_falacy: oh yes those point costs on dual lands
lirazel64: Sooo Omnath is a 10?
Dirk_Strider_tT: ah, the boon propaganda is starting already huh @mink
aliencheese2: for game 2, he will start with 8 cards
Radyin: Is Contract from Below worth 11 points in Canlander?
minksterella_: there are 3 black decks and if none of them are playing Boon then something is wrong
Rogue_07: Good evening, everyone!
Dirk_Strider_tT: true
Mewyabby: Vintage ban list keeps it out @Radyin
ZareZareThinks: !card Withering Boon
LRRbot: Withering Boon [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 3 life. / Counter target creature spell.
Redartifice: all the black decks should play Bump in the Night
revjakenash: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
aliencheese2: is chaos orb pointed
MegaDosX: Lands are overrated, spell hands all the way
Rogue_07: Loving the audio/portrait setup
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL thanks Rogue_07
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Redartifice: no turn 1 goblins ben has already lost
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: So much shuffling
circusofkirkus: the donnybrook has started now!
Radyin: @Mewyabby I figured, but I think it would be funnier if Canlander had no ban list and the cards that would be banned are worth 11 points.
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Bloodghast atlHype
sheer_falacy: why would you ever want to block
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Love Bloodghast
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LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one β€” / β€’ Goad target creature that player controls. / β€’ Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Mewyabby: But what if you played 110 cards /sarcasm @Radyin
sheer_falacy: that sounds like a coward's option
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't love Bloodghast.
xenagosthesatyr: I adore Bloodghast
JoelJohnsonCranidos: @Dread_Pirate_Westley false
Veste: bloodghast can go to the graveyard and stay there
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BogglesUrMind: Did Ben just say his deck was mono Grenzos?
Redartifice: grenzo is real good
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Rakdos mirror match
ElektroTal: where are the commanders?
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature β€” Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
ElektroTal: and how are the lives so low already
Redartifice: seems unlikely
minksterella_: @ElektroTal seige gang commander counts right?
Naarius: Goblins? Never
coachNelly: you're hilarious
Alas_Babylon: Skirk Prospector?
monosceros: it's the devil!
monosceros: best blood artist ever printed
aliencheese2: the only thing wheeler sacrifices is his dignity
JoelJohnsonCranidos: I love mayhem devil, such an allstar in pioneer JUND sac
monosceros: don't @ me
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
bryncom: let's go sledder let's go
LRRbot: Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin [1/2] | Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.
sheer_falacy: !card krenko, not mob boss
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Naarius: If next turn is Chainwhirler + Infuriate I'mma be so proud
RomanGoro: When traveling becomes a thing again we (?) gotta get ElektroTal to play Highlander, or at least Beejlander
aliencheese2: krenko from kink street
MegaDosX: I like that Krenko, tokens for days
monosceros: King Street Tinpin
monosceros: dammit nelson
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
JoelJohnsonCranidos: VISCERA SEER PogChamp
BogglesUrMind: "Kinky 10-Pin" is now the title of the first party I plan on having post-pandemic!
Dish_KP: Kronky Tent Peg
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Juliamon: oh man tinpin, those TWEWY flashbacks
jandersoncad: yes highlander
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Hi Nelson :D
ElektroTal: kinky tinfins is a nonsanctioned vintage allstar
Kaorti: I still listen to three minutes clapping sometimes.
minksterella_: this is fucked
hidingbox: It’s the sacrifice boys
Redartifice: I have to run, but goblins forever has my blessing. go forth my son
coachNelly: ok @ElektroTal that was one got me lol
Alas_Babylon: There are in fact zero good blocks
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monosceros: tfw streamer beats you to the joke :(
zuchen_120: powerful magic
dabomb1313: interesting mirror
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
aliencheese2: naming sand
sheer_falacy: name coward
Naarius: Kithkin
ArcOfTheConclave: Giant?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Giant?
Carsonogenics_: i love the new "face cams"
zuchen_120: Guman
RegulusPratus: Name Coward you Coward
BILMA1991: how good can be a mono green deck in modern?
sheer_falacy: well that was rude
Alas_Babylon: @BILMA1991 Elves can be a thing, but you do lack some important interaction
elah806: bottom it you say
Naarius cries in Goblin
multeyemeteor: It's all clown names anyway
MegaDosX: Mayhem Devil is giving me flashbacks from the just-rotated standard
darkspiredragon: Krenko=/=Grenzo
sheer_falacy: the goblin word for "apology" also means "vengeance"
rabbitgta: serge just looking out for people o man
circusofkirkus: as representative, minksterella_ do you accept the apology?
Dish_KP: 5 to 8 business days
revjakenash: Ben played around the Withering Boon, the Soul Read!
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
BogglesUrMind: "The goblin community considers your apology... Considers it a load a bullshit! Attack!"
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e_bloc: gob-lin-hol-i-day
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monosceros: @MegaDosX it's giving me flashbacks of earlier this week when I could play Historic and Arena wasn't bugged to hell LUL
rain_who_lurks: It’s The Gathering
minksterella_: The goblin community accepts the apology, but they will attack you nonetheless
bryncom: goblins were actually the target audience for christmas with the kranks
multeyemeteor: Weekend and Grenzo's
multeyemeteor: *at
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | Canyon Slough enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
whidye: whats that enchantment on the land?
BILMA1991: what about Rhonas the indomitable? @Alas_Babylon
whidye: or... am i stupid and its just a mountain
multeyemeteor: You mean the Mox?
whidye: OH
whidye: I see
multeyemeteor: :)
sheer_falacy: canadian highlander means you get to see some pretty exciting cards
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature β€” Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
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LRRbot: Murderous Redcap [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature β€” Goblin Assassin [2/2] | When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target. / Persist
MegaDosX: Alex is so cruel to his creatures, just mercilessly sacrificing them for value
Alas_Babylon: @BILMA1991 Way too slow
minksterella_: the best part about goblins is that alex could just die next turn
jandersoncad: are there decklist or should i wait for the youtube
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When Vindictive Lich dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / β€’ Target opponent sacrifices a creature. / β€’ Target opponent discards two cards. / β€’ Target opponent loses 5 life.
DoctorHutch: You Vindictive L I C H
benjamin_wheeler: !deck
jandersoncad: thank you wheeler
Alas_Babylon: @BILMA1991 Modern is often decided in the first four turns, so you need to enact a plan in that timeframe, and Rhonas, while cool, isn't fast enough for that
jandersoncad: !deck
multeyemeteor: Is to night gonna be a good (bad) night?
sheer_falacy: command doesn't seem to be working so well
control_rig: GDI Wheeler
control_rig: That got me
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
sheer_falacy: when it etbs it makes a mayhem devil target!
LRRbot: Goblin Cratermaker [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Goblin Cratermaker: Choose one β€” / β€’ Goblin Cratermaker deals 2 damage to target creature. / β€’ Destroy target colorless nonland permanent.
LoadingReadyRun: !decklists
DoctorHutch: etb tapped
multeyemeteor: I love that the Cratermaker's sack of explosives is a sack of cartoon explosives.
LRRbot: Geralf's Messenger [BBB] | Creature β€” Zombie [3/2] | Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield tapped. / When Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life. / Undying
asthanius: Gerald's Massager
Poggifers_LRR: @coachNelly deck looks spicy
MillerDark: @LoadingReadyRun geralfs is tapped
sheer_falacy: ah, gerald
multeyemeteor: Typical lazy mailman
SnowBuddy18: Jerry's Massage Chair
multeyemeteor: The Newman of Magic
Veste: geralt's messenger, toss a coin to your zomboy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL apparently Geralf's messages aren't super time sensitive
sheer_falacy: ow
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature β€” Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When Vindictive Lich dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / β€’ Target opponent sacrifices a creature. / β€’ Target opponent discards two cards. / β€’ Target opponent loses 5 life.
sheer_falacy: Geralf's messengers are very hurtful
sheer_falacy: it's rude
LRRbot: Reckless Abandon [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Reckless Abandon deals 4 damage to any target.
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MegaDosX: Spicy deck Alex
rabbitgta: Alex brought the heat spicy
snipingcatjj: does anyone know how i could look at decklists?
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature β€” Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
hidingbox: Batter to death
Poggifers_LRR: Alex only knows punch
MegaDosX: Mayhem Devil is /so good/
Alas_Babylon: !decklist
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm just happy to see some Rakdos action
deyja429: evil,evil song?
Poggifers_LRR: Would love to see a Jund list from Alex
monosceros: the best blood artist ever printed wins a game of canlander, whoda guessed
Blasteg: oh, I thought this is remote as in, someone else playing their deck
multeyemeteor: Is it just extremely on flavor that Kunoros stops Geralf's Messenger from coming back?
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
possummtg: Mmm stringy
multeyemeteor: Spider Meat Man
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Blasteg Remote *Control* Magic would be interesting
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature β€” Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1.
ChampBlankman: !decks
LRRbot: Keldon Marauders [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | Vanishing 2 / When Keldon Marauders enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
sheer_falacy: !card gleemax
LRRbot: Gleemax [{1000000}] | Legendary Artifact | You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Arakasi01: Woo canlander!
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Warren Instigator [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever Warren Instigator deals damage to an opponent, you may put a Goblin creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Spider-man is also now the name of a cat. Don't eat cat sandwich
ChampBlankman: can someone hit the decks command for me?
sonofahippy: !decklist
FacelessManAboutTown: Triple strike
ChampBlankman: ty
sonofahippy: @ChampBlankman i got you
LRRbot: Malakir Mire (front: Malakir Rebirth) | Land | Malakir Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
sheer_falacy: quintuple strike
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
RomanGoro: LoadingReadyRun Alf would like to disagree
Korki_DH: *laughs in swiftblade vindicator*
Alas_Babylon: It was printed in 2019, that was Swiftblade Vindicator :p
Bl1ghtn1n6: love that fair Reanimate
Cavemanhar: MDFC's
sheer_falacy: they're good in draft, I'm surprised they're good in canlander
ArcOfTheConclave: reanimate a 1 drop
freshmaker__: Fairy Animate
Alas_Babylon: 1/1 Vigiliance, Double Strike, Trample for RW
Blasteg: I thought I heard it was anime'd
possummtg: What is Fairy Reanimate?
RiiiisDK: ohh, that tune brings back memories
hidingbox: When you are not reanimating Grisel daddy
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
LRRbot: Munitions Expert [BR] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Flash / When Munitions Expert enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.
Alas_Babylon: Oh yeah, the Zombie token will be a 2/2 beforehand
SeismicLawns: love the expert
Naarius: Betsy, how could you?!
A_Dub888: !findquote betsy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library.
multeyemeteor: I know what Betsy last Summer
Fanboy_of_Bolas: My sweet boy, Alex!
multeyemeteor: *did
multeyemeteor: argh... fingers on... brain off
sheer_falacy: wait that's a sultai card, playing it in rakdos is illegal
LRRbot: Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass (front: Shatterskull Smashing) | Land | As Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
Alas_Babylon: Sultai is two thirds Simic, ban
LRRbot: Goblin Sledder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: alex's deck name is great
LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
SeismicLawns: oh that's gross
Fanboy_of_Bolas: so is A-Train here on RB control?
Alas_Babylon: RB Aristocrats
RegulusPratus: Is the plan Cinderclasm?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
Naarius: Purrexian Tower
elah806: Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred percent I block
sheer_falacy: we'll allow it
FacelessManAboutTown: That will get you DMCAed
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Naarius: Oh...
SeismicLawns: physh impersonation
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
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Alas_Babylon: Oh snappledapples
sheer_falacy: I can't help but notice we haven't seen Judith yet
sheer_falacy: false advertising!
LoganAura: Oof messed with the math there hehe
BogglesUrMind: No Ben, I know the Ph is confusing, but it's pronounced Ty-sis
FacelessManAboutTown: @sheer_falacy Alex doesn't have her in the command zone, was she tucked?
MegaDosX: Ben knows only punch
Alas_Babylon: No command zone in Canlander
multeyemeteor: I assume the sledder is just gonna plunge
MegaDosX: !decklists
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
FacelessManAboutTown: @alas_babylon Canlander is just canadian edh or CEDH right?
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Alas_Babylon: @FacelessManAboutTown Not... quite. It's 100 card singleton with a point-buy system for powerful cards.
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / β€’ Target player discards a card. / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
Dish_KP: Was that a Duane and Brando reference from Ben?!
multeyemeteor: It seems more like a game of pauper with none of the regular rules
TehAmelie: i wonder if they'll ever make "drain" a keyword. it may not be mechanically sound but it's intuitive and it would save so many words on cards that drain life
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LRRbot: Keldon Marauders [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/3] | Vanishing 2 / When Keldon Marauders enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
FacelessManAboutTown: @alas_babylon I am joking, but thanks :P
space_turbulence: @loadingreadyrun Wheeler i LOVE your deck name
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LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
Bl1ghtn1n6: I'd be into keyworded drain, especially as mill already happened and drain works flavorfully
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice Fanatical Firebrand: It deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Diagonal Monkey!
Rogue_07: Oh man, I love the tension between Sledder vs. Bombardment
sheer_falacy: why doesn't goblin bombardment require you sac a goblin
sheer_falacy: flavor fail
LRRbot: Munitions Expert [BR] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Flash / When Munitions Expert enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.
I_Am_Clockwork: because it's goblin opperated
HadesLeprechaun: monkey goblin best kind of goblin
I_Am_Clockwork: not necicarially fuled by only goblins
LRRbot: Goblin Sledder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: this ballista was built by goblins, for goblins, for goblins, and I refuse to allow any non-goblin to be used as ammunition for it
whidye: i think you shoot sledder there
sheer_falacy: *from goblins
coachNelly: @whidye yeah i like that
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
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LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Lupus2253: Thanks for the KPOPmerch @unnnaturald20
LRRbot: Warren Instigator [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever Warren Instigator deals damage to an opponent, you may put a Goblin creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Rogue_07: Does the Rakdos card have haste?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The shoothygoblin doesn't have haste, does it?
FrequentToast: Can the expert attack?
Bl1ghtn1n6: does Expert have haste? I thought he just played that
TheOtherTrevor: Munition's expert came in this term I think
Rogue_07: It ETB'd this turn
LRRbot: Lightning Crafter [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [3/3] | Champion a Goblin or Shaman / {T}: Lightning Crafter deals 3 damage to any target.
WolfgangCloud: Bolt Bae!
sheer_falacy: oofa doofa
sheer_falacy: haven't seen champion mechanic before and it seems very odd thematically
whidye: i think its like "this guy got promoted"
Rogue_07: We got you, @coachNelly
MegaDosX: Man, both decks are spicy
Bl1ghtn1n6: Lorwyn had some neat stuff
MegaDosX: I love it
xenagosthesatyr: ohh right im in a chat! I keep forgetting im not watching a VOD
LRRbot: Goblin Sledder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Dasbananas: is this a goblin mirror?
eboera: Someone say Yugi Boy?
hidingbox: Come on damnation
LRRbot: Geralf's Messenger [BBB] | Creature β€” Zombie [3/2] | Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield tapped. / When Geralf's Messenger enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life. / Undying
LRRbot: Ophiomancer [2B] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
sheer_falacy: snake, snake, oh it's a snake!
MegaDosX: Mushroom, mushroom!
AutumnWings888: SNAKE SNAKE
Naarius: Weebl's Stuff is a treasure
DoctorHutch: Alex Plz
InquisitorGaia: i was there when it was made
zuchen_120: Oh, is that exactly the appropriate token?
MadWolf1290: sir. I live in WISCONSIN
itomeshi: Mushrooom! Mushroom!
RiiiisDK: ohhh i knows
squanderedresources: weeblsstuff
sheer_falacy: I don't even know how old it is at this point
cakes_here: Mushroom mushroom!
AutumnWings888: Hello everyone
tehlordofelves: mushroom mushroom
nyquister_: A mushroom, mushroom!
multeyemeteor: Meme elitist!
lirazel64: badgerbadger
Rogue_07: Being fair, it's like 15 years old.
eye_h_bar: We're watching Highlander, I think we know
RogueLink: I am definitely from a pre-badger internet.
SignisAkanades: Mushroom Mushroom?
freshmaker__: how dare you claim i dont know something
JRandomHacker: I always preferred Magical Trevor
MoxBismuth: weebl pog
Easilycrazyhat: The beginning of the Internet will sooner or later be lost in the tubes
squanderedresources: I'm old as hell and I still know that one
virgil82: Mushroom! Mushroom!
ShaneLeeAtk: Mushroom mushroom!
Morpheus523: Mushroom mushroom!
VensersBoyfriend: How young do you think we are mate
hyaundredneer: Mushroom? Is that a code?
nyquister_: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing...
space_turbulence: Anyone under 25 probably wont
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squanderedresources: oh pog dude Alex and canlander really gets my goat.
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TehAmelie: going by birth rates, someone learns everything everyone knows for the first time over 100,000 times a day
MegaDosX: Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter, Weasley, Weasley!
Loonatic93: Whatever! They are just Group X wannabies.
hyaundredneer: Also me: Probably. ut for what?
ardengnome: I have that song on my default playlist and I find myself feel a wee bit older every time a coworker doesn't recognize it
MoxBismuth: i'm gunna lurk and have stream in the background, I hope everyone is doing well! <3
LRRbot: Lightning Crafter [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [3/3] | Champion a Goblin or Shaman / {T}: Lightning Crafter deals 3 damage to any target.
RegulusPratus: "You can't kill my dudes, only I get to do that."
sheer_falacy: it's perfectly reasonable for people not to recognize an incredibly old flash video
sheer_falacy: flash has lived and died since then
TehAmelie: Weebl's Stuff is the Internet's Beowulf
niccus: internet's odyssey is The Show
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Loonatic93: Weebi is just a Group X wannabie!
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
space_turbulence: "these dang kids today, not knowing their roots "
niccus: although i guess you can make the case for strawberry clock or something
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TehAmelie: i don't even know what The Show is :x
zuchen_120: well this has been fun lol
LRRbot: Goblin Sledder [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: their own guys know what they did
LRRbot: Skirk Drill Sergeant [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/1] | Whenever Skirk Drill Sergeant or another Goblin dies, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Priest of Forgotten Gods [1B] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice two other creatures: Any number of target players each lose 2 life and sacrifice a creature. You add {B}{B} and draw a card.
Naarius: It's flavor text is the definition of voluntelling
Naarius: **Its
MegaDosX: Bye bye, Priest of the Kitchen Sink
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ArcOfTheConclave: goblin bombardment is so dumb
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
Loonatic93: Great, now I have that Strong Bad song in my head.... Scallywag!
sendatou: thanks! KPOPcheer @ap4rk3dc4r
Rogue_07: Sledder? More like Deader
sheer_falacy: excellent way to win the topdeck wars
TheWooglie: it's "or another Goblin dies" not that you control
TehAmelie: ooh
Pywodwagon: yea, that could be relevant in this matchup
sheer_falacy: "oh, you're at 5" is not something you really like to hear
TehAmelie: how many pew pew spells are there in red that do exactly 5 damage?
ardengnome: the grenado
TehAmelie: i know like 3
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: OwO
sheer_falacy: !card lava axe
LRRbot: Lava Axe [4R] | Sorcery | Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Rogue_07: Krog?
sheer_falacy: definitely something they play
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: Man, imagine if he ripped Muxus from that trigger
multeyemeteor: That's what she... or he... or someone said. "Do me like Byrd. The jazz guirist."
wjzardry: Definitely praying for a muxus Sadge
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
MrBurrito: alex needs to show his hand to the camera less, lol
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: It's a very good card, can either ping an x/1 (like Lotus Cobra or Scute Swarm in standard), and can be a land if you need one
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sheer_falacy: it's ok, it's just a tutor, how bad could it be
Rogue_07: Teenage Wasteland....
Rogue_07: It's only teenage wasteland...
niccus: that goblin guide mat is showing the position alex is in
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: <message deleted>what a punt by wheeler Kappa
deyja429: !card mudbutton brawler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TehAmelie: hmm are there any teen goblin creatures? or would that be too much goblin?
ArcOfTheConclave: !card mudbutton torchrunner
LRRbot: Mudbutton Torchrunner [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | When Mudbutton Torchrunner dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.
LariatWest: torchrunner?
eboera: Wheeler im telling Mink on you that you don't have every single Goblin
MegaDosX: !card mudbutton clanger
LRRbot: Mudbutton Clanger [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kinship β€” At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Mudbutton Clanger, you may reveal it. If you do, Mudbutton Clanger gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
blackice779: goblin mirror?
Rogue_07: !card mudbutton cohort
sheer_falacy: while the grenade contains many goblin bodyparts, it has no brains so it's not an actual goblin
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.
eboera: All 3 of the good goblins?
lady_olynder: pakidge
orimazer: snoop gobby gob
coachNelly: !card mudbrawler cohort
LRRbot: Mudbrawler Cohort [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Haste / Mudbrawler Cohort gets +1/+1 as long as you control another red creature.
sheer_falacy: what a good dogg
LRRbot: Siege-Gang Commander [3RR] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | When Siege-Gang Commander enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / {1}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Siege-Gang Commander deals 2 damage to any target.
lady_olynder: !mudbutton torchrunner
blue_lore: whoa....all time? that is a big claim
Tingeltangelibach: lol
RegulusPratus: Ain't nothin' but an RG Thang
RaklarLS: conspicuous red bear
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
sheer_falacy: the first 16 life went so fast, and suddenly there's a real game
LRRbot: Castle Embereth | Land | Castle Embereth enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mysticman89: who is mic'd and has small humans?
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
sheer_falacy: probably Nelson
coachNelly: guilty
Rogue_07: Nelson, hearing your kids in the background is a highlight of the stream.
Mysticman89: ah right, commentary mic people. I was thinking wheelner/alex didn't have kids
sheer_falacy: small humans are useful! They are adorable and eventually become large humans!
Rogue_07: I mean that with complete sincerity
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Goblin Piledriver [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/2] | Protection from blue / Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
coachNelly: <3 y'all
Molladia: Alex is using Ben's playmat it looks like.
Manae: @sheer_falacy The best part is when they're medium humans and able to do chores around the house. Once they're large they get too moody and/or move out
LRRbot: Pashalik Mons [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target. / {3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
orimazer: god i love goblins
multeyemeteor: It is the very Mons that all those Raiders keep yappin about
orimazer: i've been meaning to get into canlander, and i feel i have most of this deck from a krenko edh deck
Pharmacistjudge: I'm at work, but always happy to watch some WebCam-lander.
Blasteg: is it coincidence they are both BR?
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Reckless Bushwhacker [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior Ally [2/1] | Surge {1}{R} / Haste / When Reckless Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Molladia: Are "Mons" a tribe of goblins?
revjakenash: @orimazer , definitely do it, you can find webcam matches in the Canlander Discord
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL That game was a good example of why Canlander is 20 life instead of 40 :)
multeyemeteor: I believe it's his last name... but then again, I don't know
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
sheer_falacy: @Molladia No, they're either poke or digi
MillerDark: Mons is a goblin.. lord? king? somesuch
Pharmacistjudge: hard agree paul
Kaorti: i think mon is a goblin leader
multeyemeteor: or it could be his first name, and then Pashalik is his title
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
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sheer_falacy: it's so amazing that they printed sort of better mox at uncommon
deyja429: Pointed cards!
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
revjakenash: alex had a mox game 1
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sol Ring is still 4 points, right?
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Gooseblast: Rakdos vs Rakdos party?! bnanaComfy
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
sheer_falacy: prodigal sorcerer but for murderers
grifffourn: am I too late, what game is this?
sheer_falacy: game 3
orimazer: 3
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
kaziel0: @grifffourn 3, match 1
lamina5432: or exiled
sniperserpent: goblin sharpshooter, the msot fun card to put splinter twin on
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
orimazer: or magic the gathering, depending on what you were asking
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
grifffourn: alright, not match 3 is good
revjakenash: more points!
RegulusPratus: Powerful Magic
TehAmelie: Chain Lightning feels like it should have a sick potential for mindgames even though unless someone can pull out two red surprise mana it will be super predictable
zuchen_120: I love this format so much...Kaya's Ghostform...and then a Demonic Tutor
sheer_falacy: !card ghostform
LRRbot: Ghostform [1U] | Sorcery | Up to two target creatures can't be blocked this turn.
SignisAkanades: Dear lord I just got hit with a massive sense of Deja Vu
sheer_falacy: wrong one
SignisAkanades: I swear I have seen this board state before....
sheer_falacy: !card kaya's ghostform
LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
shurtal: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when is parents built a very strange machine
Pharmacistjudge: writes down creature
zuchen_120: it's a land
multeyemeteor: Apparantly a pashalik is an administrator of a Pasha/territory.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Good chance it is a Goblin
orimazer: tutor for matron for recruiter
Naarius writes down Muxxus
space_turbulence: yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine...
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Tiber727: Well, a smart person is less likely to need tutoring.
orimazer: ah, shortcutting
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Goblin cards and reveal those cards. Shuffle your library, then put them on top of it in any order.
space_turbulence: dangit @shurtal you beat me to it
Pharmacistjudge: I have a feeling we're getting a snoop stack
codatski: Look just because MOST goblins are working with a few rungs short of a ladder doesn't mean they are all idiots Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: That seems kinda strong lol
Tantaburs: If anyone needs to run to the bathroom... take a shower... run to the store... now would be a good time KAppa
SignisAkanades: So ben wins next turn if he gets the right set right?
shurtal: @space_turbulence yeyeyeyey
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Molladia: V = set?
Mysticman89: that does seem very strong
Alas_Babylon: There is a specific sequence of goblins that will just win Ben the game
orimazer: possibly this turn depending on hard
orimazer: hand*
multeyemeteor: Casual 8 card combo?
multeyemeteor: or 10
magemaster4: @molladia visions
Blasteg: slow play the card?
SignisAkanades: Next turn because he only has 1 mana left over
RegulusPratus: Dies to Ashiok, basically unplayable
DeM0nFiRe: Magic the Goblins
orimazer: the thing with recruiter piles is you put a lot of red herrings in
sniperserpent: !card mind bomb
LRRbot: Mind Bomb [U] | Sorcery | Each player may discard up to three cards. Mind Bomb deals damage to each player equal to 3 minus the number of cards they discarded this way.
MechaNoelle: "2 mana control your draws for the next week"
sheer_falacy: oh they just made a new Amnesia
frogomb: Mom's goblin raiders
Mysticman89: rebirth
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Visions came before Urza Block, but already contained pretty busted cards.
CadoiPi: we trust you ben
multeyemeteor: "These are my goblins. There are many like them, but these are mine."
orimazer: yeah, kiki combo win incoming
Molladia: we need to counter Squirrels, lets recruit some goblins
sheer_falacy: this sounds like a very fair set of draws
sheer_falacy: !card kiki-jiki
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Ukon_Cairns: we couldnt find snoop dogg in the card reader miasShrug
circusofkirkus: sorry, that's not Kiki jiki cheek clapper, serge :P
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
Dasbananas: kiki jiki mirror clapper
sheer_falacy: hmm, Alex knows the cards but I think not the order
Pnoy__: sharpshooter is kinda good against snoop kiki
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
pyrojakk: sharpshooter kills the prospector though, so might not be game...?
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Molladia: Does the player decide the order, or random on top of library?
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
TehAmelie: gold rush roleplay intensifies
pyrojakk: player decides
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Munitions Expert [BR] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Flash / When Munitions Expert enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
ThinksTooMuch: The level of aggro on display on BOTH sides of this table is incredible
LRRbot: Pashalik Mons [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target. / {3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
sheer_falacy: that's rakdos
multeyemeteor: Toot/Toot Goblin
LRRbot: Goblin Instigator [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [1/1] | When Goblin Instigator enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
sheer_falacy: if only he had a Mayhem Devil
sheer_falacy: it would be hilarious
LRRbot: Canyon Slough | Land β€” Swamp Mountain | Canyon Slough enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Dasbananas: mayhem devil sounds like a.... conspiracy
multeyemeteor: Judge! Alex has marked sleeves
frogomb: They are goblin berries, put them on the train
lasersuit: it's a slightly darker black
Arakasi01: Don't do what Donny don't does
multeyemeteor: ouch
TehAmelie: egh, i ate too many pickles
Pharmacistjudge: why is sol ring tapped?
orimazer: did his pile have a hase enabler?
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orimazer: i can't remember one
Loonatic93: My grandpa's deck doesn't have any bad sleeves!
coachNelly: @Pharmacistjudge cycling canyon
Pharmacistjudge: ah
LRRbot: Castle Embereth | Land | Castle Embereth enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
magemaster4: @orimazer there was 5he one that makes them all cheaper and gives them haste
orimazer: ah ty ty
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
magemaster4: !card goblin warchief
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
LRRbot: Munitions Expert [BR] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Flash / When Munitions Expert enters the battlefield, you may have it deal damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.
LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
orimazer: i like using torch courier in snoop kiki piles
Gooseblast: Spicy game bnanaComfy
ArcOfTheConclave: this is a beautiful match up
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
orimazer: but warchief is better long term
Beleqwaya: This is so intense.
sheer_falacy: not sure "long term" is the point of these decks
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
orimazer: as in, beyond a failed combo turn lol
LRRbot: Heartfire [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. / Heartfire deals 4 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
TehAmelie: do people play two Viscera Seers so you can have a Viscera Seer and Vice Viscera Seer and make people's teeth hurt by saying it?
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Call of the Death-Dweller [2B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards with total converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a deathtouch counter on either of them. Then put a menace counter on either of them.
lamina5432: i think wheeler takes 1
ulexarX: @TehAmelie Viscera Senior and Vice Viscera Seer
Beleqwaya: Yikes
SnowBuddy18: @tehamelie no, it is a vicera seer
sheer_falacy: oh my, that's a nice card
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Gooseblast: Somebody stop that govlin shootin down everything bnanaS
Beleqwaya: Ya, he had the opportunity to put an extra point onto Wheeler, but he targetted the Ringleader because he wasn't sure.
Pharmacistjudge: can sharpshooter ping itself?
sheer_falacy: hmm, one of these players has more creatures than the other
sheer_falacy: that doesn't seem fair
Rogue_07: Man, if he could put the deathtouch counter on the sharpshooter, that would be spicy
Strongasdeath1: You can activate the goblin ability multiple times per turn?
LRRbot: Pashalik Mons [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target. / {3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
orimazer: "let me see what you have" "a gun" "NOOO"
zuchen_120: I've been playing too much spelltable, I want to click the card to bring it up on the side
Pharmacistjudge: it would be hot if he got a deathtouch counter on sharpshooter
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
space_turbulence: gotta say, I did not expect Alex's deck to recover so powerfully from early Goblin Recruiter
ThinksTooMuch: @space_turbulence skullclamp is a FAIR card
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
ArcOfTheConclave: apnap
space_turbulence: @thinkstoomuch lol true
MillerDark: Alex's death trigger resolves first. The fact that it's a mana ability doesn't matter
ArcOfTheConclave: untap resolves befire the pashalic
sheer_falacy: mana ability doesn't use the stack at all though?
MillerDark: The triggers do
MillerDark: Ben already has the R before anything goes on the stack
codatski: @sheer_falacy Correct, but Alex gets a trigger from the death of prospector
InfiniTokens: So who's winning?!
Nukified: the stack
sheer_falacy: chat is winning
codatski: At this point? The judges lol
Applecrisp: magic the stackening
monosceros: spinny bar of winning is just that. spinning
sheer_falacy: I
MechaKuuga: stacks on stacks
sheer_falacy: I'm pretty sure the judges are losign
orimazer: ooh this stack
Pharmacistjudge: yes, you can
Naarius casts Flusterstorm
dangerous_safety: my brain hurts from stcks
Pnoy__: yes
orimazer: i love this
orimazer: this is magic, to me
circusofkirkus: RB stack fight!
codatski: I love Magic lol
Micsig: 9head
Applecrisp: he already scryed didn't he
Ishnalade: 2 non blue decks being uber interactive, I like this game
orimazer: red black stackrifice
InfiniTokens: Ben's avatar needs a head shave
lamina5432: wrong sac outlet on the field if he scryed
Vyous: There's a damage on the stack
Pnoy__: no the other damagse is still on the stack
K_ttyC_t: The first ping is still on the stack
TheLodgium: The first ping hasn't resolved yet, it's on the stack
MechaKuuga: LMAO
sheer_falacy: this isn't supposed to be hard
azureHaights: Stack math! (woo-ooh!)
monosceros: blue decks be like "and then they responded to my counterspell with a counterspell then I force spiked the counterspell", black decks be like "I sacrificed to scry and ping my opponent, they responded sacrificing to ping my thing, I sacrificed to scry and ping again"
tahoebyker: oh, so this is why cat oven was banned
Blasteg: the stack is stacked
greatwahooney: Is this what they call a stack overflow?
ballesta25: @lamina5432 Viscera Seer can sac itself.
tvenn: love it
Pywodwagon: and they said damage wasn't on the stack anymore
F1SHOR: powerful magic
sheer_falacy: it is great
nyquister_: Over webcam makes it hard
Pnoy__: i like this a lot
sheer_falacy: oh you know this would also be hard in person
lamina5432: thanks @ballesta25
DeM0nFiRe: "We might get to get the losers match in today" *spends 20 minutes on one stack* LUL (I am not complaining I like it)
zuchen_120: Hey @benjamin_wheeler Where did you get those cool tokens? Was is @InfiniTokens ?
HaphazardHaberdashery: first ping has not resolved, second ping on the stack has resolved. 1 damage on pash, responded stack rebuilt, 1 damage resolves putting 1 damage on pash, should kill pash
fritobandeeto: this is tickling my brain
Pharmacistjudge: yes those are infinite tokens
InfiniTokens: @zuchen_120 Yes!
therealkenm135: !decklist
therealkenm135: !deck
Loonatic93: !decklists
dangerous_safety: !advice
MrBurrito: !card gempalm incinerator
LRRbot: Gempalm Incinerator [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/1] | Cycling {1}{R} / When you cycle Gempalm Incinerator, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
MrBurrito: it counts all gobbos on the field, fyi
codatski: !quote stack
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
sheer_falacy: stacks are like, the simplest data structure
sheer_falacy: imagine if magic had a tree
Mysticman89: this sequence of events is why I prefer digital magic
SnowBuddy18: I left for like 2 minutes, what the hell happened?
sheer_falacy: no one knows
Kaorti: Imagine putting spells in the Graph
hidingbox: we entered the stack
orimazer: two wizards are dueling on the stack
zac19b7: oh god I just got here, I didn't realize we had a stack accident.
codatski: @snowbuddy18 Magic the way Garfield intended
HaphazardHaberdashery: goblins fighting over timing
TehAmelie: we are getting into the finer points of when a death triggers or something
sheer_falacy: not if it doesn't finish
Micsig: my brain expands to it's limits
Naarius: Now what if these data structures had a non-deterministic order?
monosceros: @zac19b7 oh friend. none of this is an accident
Pywodwagon: Me, a fool: "I'll grab dinner after this match, it probably won't take too long"
monosceros: it's a stack party
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
InfiniTokens: @Pywodwagon You should have known better than that
Loonatic93: See? This is why I prefer queues over stacks.
sheer_falacy: wait don't we have 2 judges as table helpers
Loonatic93: And they are helping.
Pharmacistjudge: it's very hard to explain this stack without hands
LRRbot: Pashalik Mons [2R] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target. / {3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
kamelion84: wow
Pharmacistjudge: hold on
Naarius: Clap
SnowBuddy18: Where's Beej when you need him?
Pharmacistjudge: Pashilik trigger was pointed at sharpshooter
Mysticman89: this was end step madness
Pnoy__: did alex lose 1 from pashilik death yet?
Pharmacistjudge: you can't change that targett
CadoiPi: this was very clear
Pnoy__: its not chaning
InfiniTokens: You know you made things a bit complex when the paperwork comes out
Pnoy__: its own death
coachNelly: this is a second pashalik
magemaster4: pashalisk trige
Pharmacistjudge: oh got that
Pharmacistjudge: my bad
magemaster4: triggers on itsf
hidingbox: the second one from death
sheer_falacy: congratulations!!!!
CadoiPi: everything is kosher
MechaKuuga: damnit chat
sheer_falacy: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
sheer_falacy: so dismissive
Kaorti: pharmacistjudge has the credentials to have opinions though.
Pharmacistjudge: i forgot pashilik triggers on itself
Pharmacistjudge: I was making a google spreadsheet
DeM0nFiRe: One hand in the soup is too many hands in thesoup
Tantaburs: That's the saying now
Mysticman89: many judges in the hot tub
oatway: definitely more hands to the soup
sheer_falacy: "more hands to the soup"
CadoiPi: more chefs in the kitchen
CommiePuddin: Too many socks spoil the salad?
freshmaker__: Put more hands in the soup!
Kaorti: Sorry was trying to address chat, not the players
SeismicLawns: Moo Cany Tooks?
TehAmelie: more chefs in the soup?
TheTunnelingCat: please do not put more hands in your soup
HaphazardHaberdashery: someone quote that please
F1SHOR: i just zoned out while yall did math lol
orimazer: pharmacistjudge, are you a pharmacist too?
LRRbot: Lightning Phoenix [2R] | Creature β€” Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / Lightning Phoenix can't block. / At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent was dealt 3 or more damage this turn, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Lightning Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
multeyemeteor: Hand soup is best, if there's only a 4-5 hands added.
jandersoncad: too many cooks in the kitchen?
themenace1: MMM, hand soup
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TheTunnelingCat: oh hey, I know where that mox jet came from
Kaorti: wow
oatway: nelson too funny
sheer_falacy: I assume being a pharmacist is the credentials they meant
Kaorti: Does professor Souphands know professor Magnethands?
SeismicLawns: Bird-UP! The worst card to Skullclamp on!
codatski: Hey Alex played through that very well bte
Pharmacistjudge: I have been a magic judge for over 10 years now
LRRbot: Spiteful Prankster [2R] | Creature β€” Devil [3/2] | As long as it's your turn, Spiteful Prankster has first strike. / Whenever another creature dies, Spiteful Prankster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
codatski: *btw
ArcOfTheConclave: !hissing
freshmaker__: !card hissing
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hissing Iguanar; Hissing Quagmire; Hissing Miasma
codatski: I probably would have thrown my hands up lol
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ArcOfTheConclave: !card Hissing Iguanar
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature β€” Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
freshmaker__: !card hissing iguanar
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature β€” Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.
freshmaker__: we got there, chat
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
multeyemeteor: There it is
LRRbot: Goblin Warchief [1RR] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Goblins you control have haste.
TehAmelie: many hands make magic work, but too many cooks spell a soup
CaptainSpam: This is still the first matchup?
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh that is a Fun interaction
hidingbox: ccccc combo!
Naarius: MakeFriends dot Krenko
Dmc3628: Skill Borrower?
lamina5432: look at wheeler playing historic
DigitalSeahorse: My tummy hurts
SnowBuddy18: KrenkOutFriends dot exe
DigitalSeahorse: lucidTHype lucidHype
DigitalSeahorse: Also hi
Spluuga pets @DigitalSeahorse
sheer_falacy: this is not a great sign for getting 4 matches
multeyemeteor: So you're saying there are hands in Hot Soup?
SeismicLawns: !card bloodthrone vampire
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
SeismicLawns: why does it have menace?
coachNelly: @SeismicLawns call od the deathd weller
Awesem: Yeah where is the Menace?
LRRbot: Spiteful Prankster [2R] | Creature β€” Devil [3/2] | As long as it's your turn, Spiteful Prankster has first strike. / Whenever another creature dies, Spiteful Prankster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
SeismicLawns: oooooh
DigitalSeahorse: Spluuga thanks *purrs*
Spluuga: menace token
LRRbot: Reckless Abandon [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Reckless Abandon deals 4 damage to any target.
Awesem: Oh that was that counter
zuchen_120: through a goblin recruiter
codatski: Holy crap
hidingbox: reckless abandon comes in again
TehAmelie: dropping fire on people from rooftops, what a "pank"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
multeyemeteor: Not accepting the handshake
TehAmelie: prank too
sheer_falacy: but goblins are well known for their high health
cosarprime: Sounds like the same issue cats had
sheer_falacy: no, cats had an issue where it was an awful movie with awful cgi
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Pharmacistjudge: I need to ask wheeler later if Kiki was next on the stack. I assume it was
asthanius: I have to assume Withering Boon was always on the bottom of the deck and he just never drew it
benjamin_wheeler: @Pharmacistjudge stack got mucked but that was the plan yeah
Pharmacistjudge: cool, thanks
lirazel64: Goblin Recruiter: many-bladed multi-tool. Don't cut yourself!
Pharmacistjudge: recruiter, it's goblin doomsday
sheer_falacy: you can't find withering boon with goblin recruiter
Juliamon: Late Night Judge Fight!
sheer_falacy: that must be what happened
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CommiePuddin: Mono black Yosemite Sam
antonaqua: "Round 1 of 4"
HaphazardHaberdashery: who ended up winning between wheeler/alex?
AllTheWeasels: Nelson sending a strong message
NotCainNorAbel: go nelson!
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature β€” Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
sheer_falacy: !card guardian idol
LRRbot: Guardian Idol [2] | Artifact | Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
MrBurrito: i like nelly's FTV sol ring, i have one also
LRRbot: Coalition Relic [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic. / At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Add one mana of any color for each charge counter removed this way.
antonaqua: all this black ramp
LRRbot: Guardian Idol [2] | Artifact | Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
LithelyUnshod: @HaphazardHaberdashery Alex on rnd 1
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: is Serge allowed to play a deck with no black? Seems sus
CommiePuddin: Does Nelson still work at YJ or no?
circusofkirkus: ahahaha
HaphazardHaberdashery: @LithelyUnshod thank you
AllTheWeasels: LUL
Gooseblast: LuL
Naarius: Poo hackers
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidJudge lucidLUL
SeismicLawns: masters of comedy
sheer_falacy: smart, smart-ass, what's the dif
Clan_Dookie: clando1Dookie clando1Dookie
Naarius: lrrWOW
CommiePuddin: NO magic card name poo...yet!
frogomb: Serge learned to tap 90 degrees
hovermyr_is_questionable: Whoa
Dmc3628: DAMN
shurtal: ha HA gottem
AllTheWeasels: Wow - let's not say anything we can't take back
Stormthius: shots fired
Gooseblast: D: Hold up
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaFlush lrrGARBO
sheer_falacy: @frogomb now that arena does the 15 degree tap it's not cool anymore
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Naarius: Summon idiot bird
yatagarasu1177: nelson have you considered splashing academy
LariatWest: three is not zero
Naarius: 2/2 anime
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lamb_of_gojira: !dekslist
Pharmacistjudge: 2/2 train....Two-t Two-t
lamb_of_gojira: !decklist
lamb_of_gojira: sub only Sadge
GoAmpDog2: they both have mindcensor now lol
sheer_falacy: there is a no block clause but it requires mana
Dmc3628: fear the CLEAVE
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
Naarius: Who gave that cookie a sword?
freshmaker__: oof
Naarius: Alex....
sheer_falacy: hah!
AllTheWeasels: LUL
freshmaker__: go directly tro jail
ArcOfTheConclave: 10/10
pyrojakk: Alex you beautiful beautiful person
HaphazardHaberdashery: well played
lirazel64: oh dear....
MillerDark: Wheeler just f*cking ascends
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
ballesta25: kaelosHook kaelosHook kaelosHook
I_Am_Clockwork: Get em' Alex!
KWardJenx: Alex, please show yourself out.
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / β€’ Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is a smart cookie :P
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideUnicorn
sheer_falacy: I believe in Nelson
LRRbot: Inkmoth Nexus | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Inkmoth Nexus becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying and infect until end of turn. It's still a land.
TheTunnelingCat: I still dont have mine
sheer_falacy: assert dominance by conceding
DigitalSeahorse: HypeUnicorn4
freshmaker__: I just got my Lightning Bolts in the mail today!
antonaqua: pretty sure this game lasted less than 1 main phase from the previous
sheer_falacy: yes
Bl1ghtn1n6: Guardian Idol, Gladiator staple, how can you not keep it
Naarius: I feel personally attacked
TheTunnelingCat: me ghosty
multeyemeteor: Looks like Serge has left out the MDFC's. Free info for Nelson
sheer_falacy: "only 2 colors", he says as Nelson plays a monocolor deck
DigitalSeahorse: so many goblins you gotta be able to count, Serge lucidMath teebsGottem
sheer_falacy: the aristocrats but with more good stuff
orimazer: lrrCAMERON
Pharmacistjudge: I think it has to be either part black or red, but everything else is pretty flexible
DigitalSeahorse: counting with Serge emote here
antonaqua: Nelson playing a colorless deck with a splash for black
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is Nether Traitor really not viable for Canlander Aristocrats anymore?
sheer_falacy: white knight a real good card here
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think WG aristocrats work yet
Pywodwagon: I had to run out to grab food and halfway expected them to still be resolving that stack, who ended up winning the game?
multeyemeteor: Put that Rector back in your pants, mister!
monosceros: sensually caressing my academy rectum lrrBEEJ
sheer_falacy: just gain life until the enemy gives up
benjamin_wheeler: @Pharmacistjudge I spent the beginning of 2020 players JUST that
MillerDark: Isn't WG aristos just modular.deck?
LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
sheer_falacy: some day Serge will get a turn
Bl1ghtn1n6: as you do
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !card Nether Traitor
LRRbot: Nether Traitor [BB] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/1] | Haste / Shadow / Whenever another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, return Nether Traitor from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: I guess, I didn't put Soul sisters as a aristocrats deck
Pharmacistjudge: I'll defer to you there
LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
ArcOfTheConclave: Poggifers is my favorite Wheeler meme
LRRbot: Reality Smasher [4C] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [5/5] | Trample, haste / Whenever Reality Smasher becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.
asthanius: UM
circusofkirkus: LUL
orimazer: that sol ring is so shiney
MillerDark: @LoadingReadyRun Does any here play with ABUR moxen, or does everyone use Collectors?
sheer_falacy: that seems like a good card
Naarius: Turn 2 5/5
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM oh hey we finally got Halloween mods!
antonaqua: it's actuzlly a colourless deck with a splash of black lol
Pharmacistjudge: @MillerDark varies from person to person
hidingbox: taking 6
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP_PM
TheMortarPod: basically charging monstrosaur
Pharmacistjudge: Some of them do have ABUR, some have collectors, some have a mix
MintChocDoublin: Pilgrim's eye, it's like a hover myr, but with card advantage
LRRbot: Pristine Talisman [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.
multeyemeteor: You can Lightning Axe it, if you're willing to Mind Rot yourself
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP_PM
asthanius: What the actual heck is Nelson's deck?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Well, there are no R moxen though
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just ABU
circusofkirkus: this is an amazing board state
asthanius: I dig this super hard
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
sheer_falacy: !card mox ruby
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
sheer_falacy: it exists!
TheMortarPod: only 3 moxen on the table
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSLOTH_WH
circusofkirkus: no respect
dangerskeleton: is all the mox beta or int edition
MrBurrito: int
MrBurrito: ce
LRRbot: Goblin Rabblemaster [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control attack each combat if able. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. / Whenever Goblin Rabblemaster attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.
multeyemeteor: Is Pathing the Pilgrim's Eye the same as typecasting?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Depends on the player
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_WH
MrBurrito: nelson gains life from blocking the gobbo token
sheer_falacy: they're both black bordered
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_WH lrrARROW
sheer_falacy: all 3, I mean
MrBurrito: did serge play the rabble post combat?
codatski: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_TK lrrARROW
asthanius: He did. 2nd main so Gifted Aetherborn doesn't block and gain Nelson 2 life
MrBurrito: gotcha
multeyemeteor: @dangerskeleton If the corners are square, then they're IE or CE
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes, post combat
sheer_falacy: these decks feel very slow after last game, somehow
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
asthanius: How does Serge's brain work?
dangerskeleton: @multeyemeteor Ik but i cant see the corner
multeyemeteor: fair
thornyberry: north 100 joke iirc
niccus: you can submit nicknames like those at lrr.cc/nicknames
Professor_Rakor: Vampire Night Walk
TheOtherTrevor: Turn 2? Why not turn 0
Pharmacistjudge: Nelson has 10 points on the battlefield
multeyemeteor: Vampire Airwalk
redyounglink: that's canon
secretbranch: chat is like "numbers don't go down fast now!"
TheMortarPod: only 13 points on the table
LRRbot: Warleader's Helix [2RW] | Instant | Warleader's Helix deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
sheer_falacy: it's all relative
sheer_falacy: a goblin clown?
larpkiwi: whats the status of the walking dead cards in canlander? they legal?
multeyemeteor: What a bozo
genghis5262: @larpkiwi they are
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
larpkiwi: seen any impact of th format from them?
multeyemeteor: beep beep, Sergie
sheer_falacy: speaking of T pose to assert dominance I miss Watch & Play :(
TheMortarPod: Rick is seeing play in 7ph, so maybe its playable but i dont think Heroes has made it over to this format
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think there has been much testing of the TWD cards because no one has them in hand yet.
LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Naarius: Is T-posing a new phase?
sheer_falacy: not new
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: In a format where Karakas is legal, legendary creatures make not much of an impact
Spluuga: one with nothing into t-pose
TheMortarPod: I mean theyre pretty good in 7ph, because karakas has a point and the deck that plays them is a density deck
multeyemeteor: What a disgusting amount of fair Magic
squanderedresources: have you over for some tea-prose
larpkiwi: true....i haven't seen impact on EDH down her in newzealand but we'll take like 4 years to ship them down here anyway
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
DigitalSeahorse T poses and obtains date fruits
hidingbox: opponent concedes out of pure confusion
asthanius: I love this commander deck
LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
TheTunnelingCat: gain one of the talisman
SniHjen: β”Ό posing
sheer_falacy: any target!
Spluuga: noodlespire?
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Poggifers! Fetch me my Tea Pose. I wish to show this braggart what-for.
Blasteg: Staff of Ninlooks really powerful?
Anubis169: YEAH!!!!!!
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
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niccus: βŸ‚pose
sheer_falacy: @LoadingReadyRun the Tea pose has just a pinky finger out
lady_olynder: but does he have a mustache?
multeyemeteor: Is Hymn to Tourach really Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ra?
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft smixelFreewill HahaShrugRight magic stick
ArcOfTheConclave: PogChamp pog face
MillerDark: PogChamp ifers
Professor_Rakor: I kept thinking he was a pog-faced spoopifer
MuffinsOnAHill: 15 turns later the stick finally stops hitting Serge.
sheer_falacy: wait didn't he already lighting helix
Luminaire_p: Warleader's Helix previously
sheer_falacy: in response to hymn
sheer_falacy: ah
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeach katesPog
ArcOfTheConclave: PogChamp lrrSPOOP ?
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
DigitalSeahorse: dsaKEKW
sheer_falacy: too many helixopteres
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council β€” Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
sheer_falacy: wait he gets a vote on council's judgement
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: he could exile another permanent he controls if he wants
Pharmacistjudge: so many people touch the switches, and no one can fix lights
dumbo3k: Thanks for the KPOPmerch @3and4fifths
LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
dumbo3k: Thanks for the KPOPglow @squallseifer
dumbo3k: Thanks for the KPOPdance @squanderedresources
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
Pharmacistjudge: sorry Nelly I don't think you are cool
DigitalSeahorse: kpop is slavery
Pharmacistjudge: I know you are cool
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Aswanlikeneck: T-posing whilst pog-facing for you guys, not sure it's a great look
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LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
YakkersHoungan221B: By god, that's striking double!
asthanius: Push that cliff off a cliff
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt β€” Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL There was a rumor that "Poggers" was going to be added to the OED. I'm in favor, if only to see what the *actual* definition of the word is.
SniHjen: push a island off a cliff
YakkersHoungan221B: I mean Jabroni is in, I'd believe anything at this point
antonaqua: a spire can crack and fall
MuffinsOnAHill: From turn 2 smasher to pilgrim beats. Love this.
sheer_falacy: they should add "Poggifers", "Pog" is already a flippable poker chip type thing
SniHjen: or in this case, push a cliff off a cliff
dangerous_safety: the land can still trip itself up
DigitalSeahorse: wouldn't be surprised if the origin of it were a green coloured meme
TheMortarPod: I swear that serge has learnt the difference between hellbent and heckbent
Ishnalade: And shatter itself on the ground
SK__Ren: Poggers: An expression of shock or disbelief in response to a random event.
DigitalSeahorse: ^
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asthanius: Isn't poggers a happy feeling of surprise?
Luminaire_p: Your comprehensive rules lets you have TWO main phases?
sheer_falacy: well, there's the main main phase and the not so main main phase
F1SHOR: i miss t2 eldrazi smasher
sheer_falacy: !card duress
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
YakkersHoungan221B: That's a neat art on Duress
DigitalSeahorse: asthanius yes
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Guardian Idol [2] | Artifact | Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL SK__Ren That's pretty good! Like a lot of "meme" words, I feel like a lot of people feel like they general idea of the meaning without being able to put it into words
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
theminipokey: Test... Just making sure this app is working
LRRbot: Gideon Blackblade [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Gideon [4] | As long as it's your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn. / [+1]: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn. / [βˆ’6]: Exile target nonland permanent.
YakkersHoungan221B: Chadblade!
sheer_falacy: defining words can be... really hard, honestly
LRRbot: Thran Dynamo [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
Cavemanhar: ahh chad blade the last of his name Kappa
LRRbot: Never // Return | Never [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. // Return [3B] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
YakkersHoungan221B: Turn 76? Might as well ramp some more bitterShrug
theminipokey: Go Serge and/or Nelson!
YakkersHoungan221B: Such is the artifact deck
sheer_falacy: what are you exiling
DigitalSeahorse: Chadley
gualdhar: judges: if you Never a valid target, and the opponent changes the card type to a non-creature non-planeswalker, what happens when Never resolves?
Pharmacistjudge: if a cards have a heart, do they have arteries, capillaries, veins?
sheer_falacy: I would assume it would fizzle
sheer_falacy: it's not "destroy target permanent if it is a creature or planeswalker"
asthanius: @gualdhar If the target becomes illegal, the spell will fizzle
gualdhar: ok, I figured, I just wanted to double check
Hewdra: Yeah, the spell fizzles.
YakkersHoungan221B: @Pharmacistjudge I'd assume you know, in your capacity as both a pharmacist and a judge. Probably cardboard then
asthanius: @Pharmacistjudge It's actually more like an artichoke heart
LRRbot: Ash Zealot [RR] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike, haste / Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, Ash Zealot deals 3 damage to that player.
sheer_falacy: ooh, artichoke hearts are delicious
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [βˆ’1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [βˆ’2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
YakkersHoungan221B: Well-Read Karn
sheer_falacy: it's dynamic, according to my definition at least
ballesta25: It's a static ability, meaning the P/T are dynamic.
YakkersHoungan221B: It gets a basic AND picks up jitte?!
theinvisiblevoice: the fact that a "static ability" means "it changes dynamically with the board" is a little awkward
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature β€” Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
thraximore: PogChamp
Dmc3628: three for three
YakkersHoungan221B: *insert Commander joke here*
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
baskwalla: Confirmed, Nelly playing 4 Sol Rings
asthanius: I can't believe he's playing 7 sol rings
thraximore: !deck
Ukon_Cairns: sometimes you need to play 3 cards on turn 1 miasShrug
sheer_falacy: if you have multiple sol rings you have to mulligan to pretend you just have 1
thraximore: !decks
multeyemeteor: Are the second and third Sol Rings also 4 points?
baskwalla: Mono Black or Mono Brown, am I right gamers?
hyaundredneer: Turn 3/3 Sol Rings.
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council β€” Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
sheer_falacy: how many points is grim monolith
jandersoncad: 0
sheer_falacy: spooky
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM not the face! lrrFRUMP_PM
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL first Sol Ring is 4 points, second is 40 points
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [βˆ’1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [βˆ’2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
Pnoy__: isnt karn on 3?
multeyemeteor: @LoadingReadyRun Still undercosted
Ukon_Cairns: vampire tonyhawk*
multeyemeteor: Joaquin Ballista
freshmaker__: wow no mike and trike?
RegulusPratus: Needs more Yotian Soldier
DigitalSeahorse: the one youth
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
sheer_falacy: look at this silly planeswalker that has less base loyalty than its CMC
sheer_falacy: modern planeswalkers have so much more than that
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
YakkersHoungan221B: no nuggies
hyaundredneer: lul, even the link speaks for itself.
ArcOfTheConclave: def a 4/4 ring, collor, construct, monolith
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
sheer_falacy: just wait 7 turns and one in 128 times he'll kill himself
TheMortarPod: sol ring is exiled
ArcOfTheConclave: ah
leebenningfield: those D6s with the off-center pips
hyaundredneer: Artifacts: they're just numbers, man....
Pharmacistjudge: for this reason I bought 1 inch D6 for webcam commander
YakkersHoungan221B: one inch, das' choncky
sheer_falacy: I do like the d8 for counters
TheMortarPod: dies to magnetic theft
LRRbot: Pillarverge Pathway (front: Needleverge Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {W}.
multeyemeteor: How convenient
DigitalSeahorse: wait fliplands?
DigitalSeahorse: new?
multeyemeteor: yeah
germangaryoak: what deck is wheelersan playing?
sheer_falacy: very new
multeyemeteor: I like the spell MDFC's better than the Pathways.
sheer_falacy: untapped but you have to pick color when you play it
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
benjamin_wheeler: @germangaryoak gobbo
germangaryoak: nice
Pharmacistjudge: !card Ryhan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sheer_falacy: it's magic in 2020, who knows what nonsense they'll print
hyaundredneer: Wheeler be spilling
Pharmacistjudge: !card Reyhan'
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan, Last of the Abzan enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Naarius: Urborgverlay
ArcOfTheConclave: so...a blood artist?
martypunker: Light the signal fires! Urborg is in play!
YakkersHoungan221B: Just cover the boardstate in tar
multeyemeteor: A+
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE
thraximore: LUL
asthanius: wow
asthanius: I love this
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
MuffinsOnAHill: Everybody! Get some tape and a marker and make your own Urborg overlay.
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
TehAmelie: good ol Gary
asthanius: Nelson's deck is a grab bag and mono-black wonderland
benjamin_wheeler: @ArcOfTheConclave wheelerJoke
asthanius: I adore this
multeyemeteor: Things are looking grim for... someone's hero
Pywodwagon: and this version doesn't even make sure that you give the card back after!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidSolidarity BlackLivesMatter teebsUnity black is beautiful
sheer_falacy: newhiri
DigitalSeahorse: Garry
Naarius: Newhiri?
Naarius: Also dat art
thraximore: !card nahiri scion
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TehAmelie: good ol' Gary. how i hate him
YakkersHoungan221B: I do like borderless
sheer_falacy: luckily it's "may"
germangaryoak: was the crusader blocked?
benjamin_wheeler: !card Nahiri, God-Pharoah
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
thraximore: :I
Pharmacistjudge: we can only wish Ben
TheTunnelingCat: ben are you okay
germangaryoak: what happened to the crusader attack?
asthanius: he's never okay
Naarius: Why does the Wheeler hates us, precious?
parzival1912: !card Nahiri, Heir of the
LRRbot: Nahiri, Heir of the Ancients [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nahiri [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Kor Warrior creature token. You may attach an Equipment you control to it. / [βˆ’2]: Look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a Warrior or Equipment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / [βˆ’3]: Nahiri, Heir of the Ancients deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to twi…
benjamin_wheeler: !card Nahiri, but From Lorwyn 2
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parzival1912: Good old donkey magic ft gary
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Pharmacistjudge: @germangaryoak Nelson took 10
germangaryoak: ah okay nelson was at 21 didnt see thanks
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with converted mana cost 3 or less. That player discards that card.
rohse_connor: is serge playing with just perfect fits?
benjamin_wheeler: @Naarius I love all my children
asthanius: !card Nahiri, but her +1 makes an egg and her -2 makes a Mother of Runes token
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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sheer_falacy: killing your own creature
YakkersHoungan221B: bitterAyy eyy
sheer_falacy: so impolite
superdude097: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:28:54.
multeyemeteor: !Card Nahiri, it takes 3 hours to style my hair this way
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DigitalSeahorse: teebsGottem
Dmc3628: i'd want that qwerpline live from Urbor
martypunker: What...?
thraximore: very fun last game
sheer_falacy: and they all lived happily ever after
bradlby: mmmmmk pardon
parzival1912: HAHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: teebsHug lucidDuck
Naarius: That's a deeply cursed notification
Mistborn83: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:29:51.
MrBurrito: OT Stream
hidingbox: the answer is right after this break
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Pharmacistjudge: I think urborg is in nsberg, it's the sewage stream right?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_PM how adult toilets look to most toddlers
Mistborn83: So I was hit by someone today they totaled my car and then ran away. Just got home from the er.
Mistborn83: I boo today
TehAmelie: :O
Pharmacistjudge: that sucks, hopefully you are physically okay
DigitalSeahorse: Mistborn83, glad you survived! :O
Mistborn83: Banged my head pretty good but I am doing okay now
Pharmacistjudge: and hope emotionally and financially it turns out well
DigitalSeahorse: hope no whiplash
Mistborn83: thank goodness for full coverage insuarnce
Pharmacistjudge: I am very sour on insurance right now. my parents are in a fight, probably for their financial lives against the insurance company after their house got hit by two hurricanes.
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaTeam lrrALEX_PM
LRRbot: Badlands | Land β€” Swamp Mountain |
TehAmelie: make it fast or make it last, or similar catchy slogans
multeyemeteor: Typical Rakdos mirror match drawing out the tournament.
Mistborn83: @Pharmacistjudge my mom and dad lost thier life savings over insunace not paying out on damagge to there home.
LRRbot: Serrated Scorpion [B] | Creature β€” Scorpion [1/2] | When Serrated Scorpion dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
sheer_falacy: why would you accept
Mistborn83: I am so sorry to hear that by the way @Pharmacistjudge
sheer_falacy: don't thank him, it gives him power
Juliamon: Insurance ruled against my sister when she was literally stopped at a red light and someone came flying out of a parking lot and tried to t-bone her.
martypunker: Well, *I* knew what card he was talking about.
NotCainNorAbel: you can say it
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrSLOTH_WH
sheer_falacy: smoke wagons every day
Pharmacistjudge: you want to know why millennials don't want to buy houses? look at homeowners insurance not paying and ruining people financially.
shurtal: Rumble stuff the floop pork
DigitalSeahorse: dang I need those kink emotes I made
Mistborn83: @Pharmacistjudge 100%
thraximore: !card skirsdag high
LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid β€” {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate this ability only if a creature died this turn.
sheer_falacy: millenials dont' want to buy lots of things that turn out to suck a lot
LRRbot: Skirsdag High Priest [1B] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/2] | Morbid β€” {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control: Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. Activate this ability only if a creature died this turn.
freshmaker__: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SKIRS-DAG HIGH-PRIEST!
Ishnalade: @Pharmacistjudge I can relate, I just got out of 7 years of legal procedures for a fire at the Condo I was renting due to a grey area in the Canadian Laws...
sheer_falacy: but it's ok, the avocado toast industry will be subsidized
MrBurrito: alex back up
Mistborn83: Fingers crossed I dont have any issues with my insurance paying out. The guy I am sure either stole the car or dosent have insurance
MrBurrito: we can see hand
TehAmelie: insurance company owners gotta keep themselves in private jets with gold meal trays somehow
sheer_falacy: and that's where all the money goes, right?
TehAmelie: (true story)
DigitalSeahorse: xD
OksanaSean: I have to be album covers from the 80s that had scorpions riding demons.
niccus: skirs dag skirs dag highpriest
Mistborn83: @TehAmelie ture story
Naarius: There are one or more cards in play
lady_olynder: slight echo on serge?
DigitalSeahorse: Spengbeb
freshmaker__: That's my curse. Every time I hear a 4 syllable name Spongebob plays in my head.
LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
Pharmacistjudge: feeling like a wall street trader is what alot of magic players do when they speculate on cards
sheer_falacy: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always a realist who possesses a hungry spirit.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Depending on how the housing market goes, Millennials spending all their money on avocado toast starts looking like a good investment
freshmaker__: I bought out every moonlace
multeyemeteor: Savannah... Banana... Ooohhh I wanna ban'ya. A Misty, crack Misty... although I never pay for Rhystic
freshmaker__: itll be worth billions one day
LRRbot: Liliana's Standard Bearer [2B] | Creature β€” Zombie Knight [3/1] | Flash / When Liliana's Standard Bearer enters the battlefield, draw X cards, where X is the number of creatures that died under your control this turn.
parzival1912: !donkey
TehAmelie: now i wanna rewatch The Big Short again
DigitalSeahorse: and then he remembers that it's USD and he's Canadian :P
sheer_falacy: what a scrub
lirazel64: @tehamelie Great movie, that.
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
YakkersHoungan221B: The worst ambush
Dmc3628: yeah canonist be symmetrical
TehAmelie: the best documentary
sheer_falacy: no you're not supposed to tell them you're cheating
sheer_falacy: that's not the right way to cheat
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
YakkersHoungan221B: A gentlemans cheat @sheer_falacy
Dandinstorm12: Hey chat
LRRbot: Bloodthrone Vampire [1B] | Creature β€” Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Bloodthrone Vampire gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: but your cheaty face will be destroyed
Ukon_Cairns: that does sound like a red card
benjamin_wheeler: "but ben, its a white card"
multeyemeteor: "And btw. have you seen my new Precinct Captain?"
DigitalSeahorse: uuuuuuuuuuh
thraximore: Alex your deck embodies everything I ever wanted from this format
benjamin_wheeler: *throws paint on Precinct Captain*
DigitalSeahorse: 9999JohnMadden
YakkersHoungan221B: Who is this in the chat arguing with Ben
Dandinstorm12: Benjamin "Read card" Wheeler
YakkersHoungan221B: what hurbis
benjamin_wheeler: its me
YakkersHoungan221B: Dio
sheer_falacy: !findquote hurbis
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
benjamin_wheeler: fighting my own demons
Dandinstorm12: Needle Spires is you?
sheer_falacy: really? lame
thraximore: wheelerHub
ermahgherditschris: this is giving me flashbacks of a simpler time where I could physically fight my opponents
MrBurrito: at least 4
DigitalSeahorse: xD
YakkersHoungan221B: I'm definitely Wheeler
greecieboi: !find quote hubris
sheer_falacy: I'm secretly not Benjamin Wheeler
Ukon_Cairns: ayashuBeepboop
parzival1912: Ethersworn canonist is an artifact therefore it's technically not monowhite
Dandinstorm12: 100% not a Wheeler Bot
Naarius beeps and/or boops in Wheeler
greecieboi: !findquote hubris
multeyemeteor: If right hand is an idiot, left hand high fives left cheek
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dooppatrol: choo choo lets goo!
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TehAmelie: am i Wheeler? you gotta tell me if I'm a Wheeler sockpuppet, it's the law (i don't know who "you" is here exactly)
NotCainNorAbel: I am HUMAN. Just like <OTHER_USER> is.
KWardJenx: Thanks for the KPOPlove @dooppatrol
Dandinstorm12: Badlands doing damage
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
shurtal: is it gay hand baby jail? Or Baby gay hand jail? Or gay hand jailbaby?
multeyemeteor: @TehAmelie We're all sock puppets in the great Wheeler Theatre
benjamin_wheeler: Gay Hand Baby Jail
sheer_falacy: if more than half of chat were imposters the game would end, so you know we're probably not Wheeler
TehAmelie: ah, Wheeler the great Dalang
lady_olynder: wheller'mrakul
eshplode: I figured it was Gay Hand Jail, Baby
YakkersHoungan221B: Le Groblin
shurtal: hope you roll doubles?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a wheeler and a dealer kenohkBubble lrrCIRCLE_WH
sheer_falacy: Serge has encountered an unrecoverable error and must be shut down
Dandinstorm12: So, Wheeler, how do you feel about Vexing devil is this deck?
YakkersHoungan221B: I'd like to go to damage, I hear it's lovely this time of year
thraximore: It's not Gutterbones
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
thraximore: Good buddies though
sheer_falacy: not having skullclamp is a pretty big msiplay
parzival1912: Porque no los dos?
TehAmelie: i like New Regenerate
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
sheer_falacy: lighting bolt, weaponize the monsters, whatever
Dandinstorm12: Goblin Sharpshooter
asthanius: toe to tip that's a spellskite
zombub: When you can't lightning bolt their o-ring mingoSad
Dandinstorm12: gottem
DigitalSeahorse: teebsFarming
shurtal: Tajic: Ha, i give all my buddies protection from gun!
lirazel64: *cues up U 2
multeyemeteor: They should make a Blightning Shoal
shurtal: *turns gun on Tajic*
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Tajic and his Rocket Powered Sword
shurtal: Tajic: Oh no
sheer_falacy: protection from protection from gun
nupaladinace: At least 24 hours
TehAmelie: the lightning bolt goes in the o-ring sounds like the tagline of the nerdiest porno
nupaladinace: Based on my legacy experience, anyway
Pharmacistjudge: I defaced some lands so I could fetch faster...Ask Alex, he's seen them.
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature β€” Vampire Noble [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
Dandinstorm12: Honk
YakkersHoungan221B: Them shufflin' hands... They seen some stuff
multeyemeteor: How much of this "lost" time would've been used more productively doing something else? I'm guessing very little
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sheer_falacy: lots of things have been good cards in standard
nupaladinace: @Pharmacistjudge I have alters for the same reason
WolfgangCloud: I have already beat @benjamin_wheeler in arm wrestling, so I don't know if Nelson is right
Dandinstorm12: yeah man, remember when Bonfire was in the format?
Dandinstorm12: Also Hellrider?
Romanator0: all mtg games are best of one, though
Dandinstorm12: (I mean standard)
sheer_falacy: !card boros charm
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / β€’ Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine
Dandinstorm12: also Charm! Hell yeah
sheer_falacy: so charming
nupaladinace: Best flame slash ever
multeyemeteor: Tajic Starfish
nupaladinace: *flame rift
sheer_falacy: if every creature is indestrutible it's basically pacifist format
YakkersHoungan221B: Boros Charm, confirmed good shit
TehAmelie: indestructible aristocrats, you say? *1789 French nobility taking notes*
Dandinstorm12: wrath?
Dandinstorm12: wrath
sheer_falacy: @TehAmelie Unfortunately guillotines exile
Dandinstorm12: man
TehAmelie: we don't know that
multeyemeteor: "Oh I gain 4?... I guess that's fine."
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Dandinstorm12: I hate it when I can wrath and it's Warleader's helix
Dandinstorm12: *call wrath
sheer_falacy: don't choose poorly
Dandinstorm12: oh hey look it's your boy
LRRbot: Vexing Devil [R] | Creature β€” Devil [4/3] | When Vexing Devil enters the battlefield, any opponent may have it deal 4 damage to them. If a player does, sacrifice Vexing Devil.
Dandinstorm12: the Vexy D
sheer_falacy: that's all part of one trigger, right?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHmm
sheer_falacy: no sac in response to taking 4?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So if Serge chooses to pay the life, it is sacrificed immediately. If Alex has already sacrificed it, Serge can still pay the life, if he wants, but he probably shouldn't.
sheer_falacy: how did you tap one mana wrong
Dandinstorm12: carefully
benjamin_wheeler: @sheer_falacy by picking the wrong one to tap?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If I were a demon or a vampire demanding a sacrifice and the wizard sacrifices a Reassembling Skeleton, I would feel ripped off
Dandinstorm12: oof
Manae: @sheer_falacy By turning it counter clockwise?
MrBurrito: just keep playing
MrBurrito: OT stream
MrBurrito: we all wantit
DigitalSeahorse: some people think 1/4 turn tap is wrong for 90 degrees and vice versa
sheer_falacy: what if you tap it 135 degrees
Pharmacistjudge: i remember but i'm not going to say
thraximore: oh huh. good to know they were uncomfortable with it
sheer_falacy: how many degrees is too many
Dandinstorm12: ^^
multeyemeteor: Best of three
Naarius: lrrWOW
Stormthius: Cheer50
Pharmacistjudge: i'll take it
Pharmacistjudge: officially hovermyring someone
shurtal: BOOM
darkspiredragon: thx for Canlander!
Naarius: Alex plz
SK__Ren: Welp, RIP vod
DigitalSeahorse: oh cute
freshmaker__: good lord
Pharmacistjudge: thanks for the webcam-lander
Dandinstorm12: Damnit Alex
zuchen_120: Thank you for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: that's Alex's music box?
YakkersHoungan221B: Thank you Alex, that was delightful
sheer_falacy: you are not muted
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a small world, after all.
Naarius: Thank you for the wonderful stream
leebenningfield: Disney nukes the VoD into oblivion
sheer_falacy: thank you for playing MTG for our entertainment
multeyemeteor: Thanks for the games and the stream, good people!
MrQBear: @sheer_falacy I think it was a joke about the vod
lirazel64: Nize moosik.
Donutholez: It's a small world after all~
CommiePuddin: A very special episode? Does Beej learn about the dangers of drugs?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Narrator: All Loading Ready Lives are very special.
Dandinstorm12: lrrHAM
freshmaker__: TIL Ikenfell has music by Aivi & Surasshu, the sweet composers that worked on a lot of Steven Universe BGM.
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the magic folks!
Pharmacistjudge: so it is a 1/1 flyer for BB and when it hits, the player discards a card?
sheer_falacy: Ikenfell music feels a lot like Jimmy and the Pulsating mass music which I presume is just Earthbound influence
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM lrrSPOOP_PM
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Pharmacistjudge: a parked car?
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP_PM
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream.
sheer_falacy: it would take more than utter destruction in magic to dissolve these friendships
kaboomjr26: Just got here, what did I miss?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you Paul
InfinityToPlanck: lrrHEART
sheer_falacy: everyone hates this but the alternative is wrose
DigitalSeahorse: same here #2020
Earthenone: !next
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DeM0nFiRe: o/
serramarkov: Good night, Paul!
RomanGoro: Good night, Paul!