PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex is jumping back into Receiver 2 for today's Bonus Stream. Game: Receiver 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Nigouki: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: also hello Everybody
Stoffern: hello everybody
Nigouki: suuuuuuup
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Receptionists must receive the receivers in the receiving area and get a receipt. Alex returns to @Wolfire's Receiver II? I wonder why... 🎃 | 📷 ||
MAPBoardgames: Current ND count: 0
Snowcookies: Ooh, new update?
Ranakel: Gunology time!
lirazel64 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
lirazel64: Wow, this sub-baby is starting to talk!
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GragSmash: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex is jumping back into Receiver 2 for today's Bonus Stream. Game: Receiver 2) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
CAKHost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
CAKHost: Oh hey, a bonus button to click on for a bonus stream!
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APODionysus: Hey I just finished my GOTV shift
UrlorJkron: soon we shall receive this stream
APODionysus: Perfect timing
TXC2: hello APODionysus welcome
Astra7525: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [5m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Receptionists must receive the receivers in the receiving area and get a receipt. Alex returns to @Wolfire's Receiver II? I wonder why... 🎃 | 📷 ||
Astra7525: ominous
Mysticman89: we shall be receivers too
electric_claire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
electric_claire: Still have not managed to beat this friggin game. Final level is tough
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TXC2: Here we GO!
frnknstn: Wait, Wolfire? The guy who made Lugaru?
Astra7525: echo?
frnknstn: I would never have guessed
TXC2: Hello Alex
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrALEX !
BrowneePoints: It's an Alex!
Snowcookies: Hi Alex
NojhLivic: Hello!
thetoastmonster: No, sounds good here
MAPBoardgames: No. Sound is good
Nigouki: hello!
Rogue_07: Hey hey!
TXC2: sounds fine for me
Rhynerd: Greetings, Receiver Alex
Astra7525: Alex mic audio is good
WearingCats_CwC: Time to shoot ourself in the leg
APODionysus: I haven’t caught a stream live in so long
CAKHost: Hello Alex!
zizfish: I love this game
NimrodXIV: lrrSPOOP ?
electric_claire: Oh yeah, the game is a lot easier now
TXC2: most ominous
Snowcookies: Ooh, change
TeiranDragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
TeiranDragon: Five years? wow... I'm so glad I've been able to support you guys for so long. The LRR crew has brought me so many good times, thank you for everything.
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MAPBoardgames: "There was a door here. It is gone now."
Stoffern: what kind of bird was this?
Lord_ZYRK: I was going to say "because fuck you I do what I want" but that's also a good reason
Labjer: I'm real glad this stream is happening. Not because I have time to watch it though I would love to (I got work in ten minutes) but because it's reminded me to download the latest HEAT DEATH
BigFMonster: i have not seen this game
floing_v subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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APODionysus: Don’t trust birds
Lord_ZYRK: Echo on the notifier WutFace
Astra7525: trigger warnings perhaps
Rogue_07: Did anyone else get an echo on that?
Astra7525: ?
CastleOtranto: Oh, I love watching Alex play this game.
Dreadelicious: let's see how many accidental discharges we will get this time
Rogue_07: I actually kinda like that, it sounds cool
Lord_ZYRK: The intro was doubled up, too.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidLove mister165Wave_WH
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Tailswave
ranknullity: What kind of bird told Alex? A peli-gun
Lord_ZYRK: Spooky pumpkin lrrSPOOP
Dreadelicious: bloon
TXC2: ranknullity booo Kappa
APODionysus: So I don’t know anything about this game can someone give me a quick summary of basic mechanics so I know what I’m watching?
JadedCynic: kinda
UrlorJkron: looks like you play as a revolver
TXC2: APODionysus it's a hyper realistic FPS
niccus: a very brief rundown is the top right of the screen
MAPBoardgames: Content about suicide and other gun violence.
niccus: alllll those keyboard keys they mention are important
Neo_spoon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: oh wait is this the one where the game's gun points itself at you?
TXC2: as in the guns work EXACTLY how they do IRL
Gekyouryuu: anyone else getting ridiculous lag/ dropped frames, or is it because i'm watching on my phone?
UnspokenKibbles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 67 month streak!
UnspokenKibbles: I keep meaning to play this game. But Hades keeps taking my attention.
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Rhynerd: Oh, are the Threat Tapes active this session?
DigitalSeahorse: right
DigitalSeahorse: no left
Rogue_07: What's the thing in the 6th chamber there?
DigitalSeahorse: I donno
electric_claire: S&W goes counter-clockwise, Colt goes clockwise
Lord_ZYRK: The easiest and fastest way to lower the hammer is with the trigger, for future ref :)
TXC2: a jammed or dummy round
DigitalSeahorse: crunchy teebsTeerex
JadedCynic: @Rogue_07 it's a 'blocked cylinder' assumed to be filled by a dud round that's jammed and can't be removed
floki4242: apparently XIII is getting a remaster
WearingCats_CwC: shoost pompkine
Dreadelicious: ded
WearingCats_CwC: uh...
MAPBoardgames: ooooh! spooky pumpkin!
NightValien28: mawp
TXC2: oh yeah BTW this game is LOUD
Rogue_07: THanks, @JadedCynic
DigitalSeahorse: PUMPKIN
UnspokenKibbles: Spent like an hour on TvTropes' various gun safety pages a couple nights ago. Unsurprisingly, the people who edit those pages seem to like Metal Gear.
Lord_ZYRK: Get fumkined DansGame
chesul: wouldn't the easiest way to be sure you have all 5 ready with a full set be to queue up the dead one, then fire it to move to the next one in the set?
Astra7525: I think the pumpkins replaced the balloons
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave_PM
Astra7525: welp. guess not
Zaghrog: I suppose the guns being loud is part of the hyperrealism
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
MAPBoardgames: I hope that isn't the ONLY update.
monosceros: hello Alex, hello chat! a spooky week to y'all
JadedCynic: welcome to halloween fluff...
TXC2: hello monosceros welcome
JadedCynic: BTW - shooting baloons gives moar bullat ;)
monosceros: <3
Gekyouryuu: uuugh. I just wanna watch this, but despite constantly resetting twitch and it being the only thing my phone is doing, every two seconds it lags for ten seconds
Karfsma778: why is one chamber blocked off? is it just so you can tell when you're out of rounds?
Bearudite: the gun is loud, almost as if guns in real life are loud AF
JadedCynic: we are 'training'
bigpuppystuart: Looks like your hammer is on a plugged chamber
accountmadeforants: Unrelated but nice news: my dimmer switch has a teeny little tray to hold its fuse, and in that tray is a second, spare fuse. Gotta appreciate thoughtful design like that.
Snowcookies: spoopy
APODionysus: Robots?
bigpuppystuart: guess i was wrong
DigitalSeahorse: Gekyouryuu lucidHands pegaBooty
Snowcookies: Nice
GragSmash: debating whether i should gift this game to my dad. He's over 70 and way too conservative, but he's also an extreme fudd and I don't know if this would tickle him.
JadedCynic: Alex, I *think* it's just....atmospheric decoration for the time of year?
Dreadelicious: that's a creepy noise alright
Zaghrog: bigpuppystuart the plugged chamber has a red X drawn on it
Bearudite: oofa shooting in a hallway like that SUCKS
CalemLyon: shoot pumpkin, receive bullet? thats certainly some logic
MAPBoardgames: what was that screen aberration when shooting pumpkin? Audio damage from shooting inside?
Rhynerd: Ah, Pumpkins work like balloons!
JadedCynic: @GragSmash uhhhh, the tapes might cause problems?
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
GragSmash: yeah, that is true
beowuuf: Gekyouryuu: i find twitch occasionally resets to 1060p for not good reason despite my quality settings
Snowcookies: Punkpins can't hurt you
TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
Rhynerd: @mapboardgames more of a break in reality in your favor, I believe
BusTed: Oh hello.
NimrodXIV: wut
NightValien28: demon
Dreadelicious: ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
WearingCats_CwC: wut
JadedCynic: that's NEW! O_o
TXC2: oh we dead
s0phty: wait what
GragSmash: @JadedCynic yeah I would have to warn him about those
Critterbot: seabatYIKES
Nigouki: well that's a stabby robot
bigpuppystuart: well then. that is new
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Lord_ZYRK: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL I see you
Snowcookies: !clip
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lemmel: huh
JadedCynic: "A stalking entity"
Dreadelicious: that was spoopy as fuck
s0phty: i playeed this game a whole bunch like two weeks ago wtf was that
Lord_ZYRK: oops whoops
Manae: Nail bot says hello, it seems
Dreadelicious: hated that
Snowcookies: Frand?
APODionysus: Well
accountmadeforants: "A Stalking Entity"? Come on, no neat names like "THE PENETRATOR"?
niccus: a punkin ghost
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Dreadelicious: no thank you
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPanic
TreeVor84: hug of death bad
CraziestOwl: Hmmmmm
Astra7525: nope nope nope
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP Spoopifer approved!
TXC2: and now we have a Deagle?
Nigouki: Impale-a-tron 4000?
JadedCynic: I call him 'Spike" LUL
floki4242: robot Enderman
NateThePancake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
NateThePancake: Subbed for turrets and hun safely!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NateThePancake! (Today's storm count: 12)
CAKHost: Thanks for the KPOPmerch @natethepancake
Zaghrog: I'm guessing it approached vertically
RegulusPratus: Stoppin' Powah
Snowcookies: Jump! Scare?
DaiPanda: Just popping in to say hi and will catch the vod as per usual 💙
bigpuppystuart: it came from hell
Critterbot: Oh cool a Deagle! Is it in .50AE?
bigpuppystuart: or boston dynamics
bigpuppystuart: same thing
TXC2: this is probably in .44
MAPBoardgames: Deagle flavored deagle
NathanJay_GA: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:09.
TXC2: I think you didn;y notice it comming up the stairs
Snowcookies: Time to roll back the tapes
APODionysus: So every time you due you respawn in a different place with a different gun?
MAPBoardgames: Weeping angel action. It moved when you weren't looking.
frnknstn: I think it was the thing over on the next building?
electric_claire: You can just walk into that balloon
5 raiders from Vex_Composure have joined!
Dreadelicious: is it jamming?
fealix13: Ohaiyo
TXC2: hello Raiders
Lord_ZYRK: mawp
Snowcookies: Hello raiders
Astra7525: I wonder whether that thing has a weeping angel mechanic to it.
RegulusPratus: I saw it coming, but didn't register it as a thing distinct from industrial truss stuff.
JadedCynic: I think it came up the interior of that building (the noises we heard but not identified), then *hopped* over to our catwalk and spiked us?
Vex_Composure: Waddup yall vexcomMargeKrump
MAPBoardgames: Hola! Raiders!
CalemLyon: weirdly my easrs just started ringing
Snowcookies: Hope you like guns, realistic guns
CalemLyon: mawp indeed
TXC2: hello Vex_Composure welcome
fealix13: I remember when OG receiver came out. from wolffire games
DigitalSeahorse: it kinda did appear out of nowhere
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of something about recieving, and decided to see what was up. How's everybody doing, and what's going on here?
TXC2: hello beckett_brass welcome to MAWP the game
MAPBoardgames: Music cues to tell you tape is close. I believe.
bigpuppystuart: Skiddy skadoodle, turrets will shoot off your noodle.
beckett_brass: @TXC2 Remind me what MAWP means?
Zaghrog: could be a tape closeby yeah
Snowcookies: mawp is a sound effect iirc
niccus: the onomatopoeia, not an acronym
TXC2: beckett_brass it's the sound a person makes when their hearing goes after a gun is fired
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Astra7525: what was that sound
TXC2: it's from the show Archer
NimrodXIV: there was a bwoop
beckett_brass: @TXC2 Ah. Interesting.
Astra7525: he is coming!
Lord_ZYRK: beckett_brass
Vex_Composure: LUL
Nigouki: found something
Snowcookies: lol
Snowcookies: jumpcare!
JadedCynic: yeah, after seeing that clip; the noises we heard were the bot propelling itself around by extending its arms like a 'jump' - by the time we saw it, it was ready to strike us
frnknstn: we found the "Gaahahh!"
TheAinMAP: Yikes.
MAPBoardgames: Oh. Music is action initiated.
Zaghrog: I think we got the engine?
Schatten88: hi everyone
beckett_brass: @Lord_ZYRK Thank you.
Lord_ZYRK: because ᕦ(° Д°)ᕤ STOPPIN POWAH!
TXC2: hello Schatten88 welcome
beckett_brass: @Schatten88 Hello. Welcome to MAWP.
bigpuppystuart: you took out the motor assembly,
Contiguouskittycat: Hello, I understand it we are to help many machines receive bullets?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_WH
Contiguouskittycat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
Contiguouskittycat: At this point my LRR-sub is one of my longest running commitments
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Contiguouskittycat! (Today's storm count: 13)
Zaghrog: Contiguouskittycat that is not really our primary objective, rather it's something we have to do to achieve it
APODionysus: What’s the... story.. here? What’s our objective?
beckett_brass: Thanks for the KPOPdance @contiguouskittycat!
MAPBoardgames: I like how the turrets have descrete damage zones. You can knock out the motor or a leg or the sensor.
JadedCynic: we are a parkour gig-economy delivery person, bringing bullets to shooty-machines
Snowcookies: Keep your finger off the trigger
LordZarano: Mild Audio Wounding & Pain
MAPBoardgames: You can also hack the turrets if you sneak up on one.
DigitalSeahorse: "goodbye" - turret
thunderbird32: It's fun to watch Alex play this game, but I disliked it so strongly I had to return it.
electric_claire: You can just walk into balloons
beckett_brass: Why are we shooting balloons?
Brozard: Clipping
Nigouki: surely the muzzle blast from that close would get it
DigitalSeahorse: tell anybody what?
Rogue_07: Hearing Alex read sub notifications takes me back to that one Commodore_Hustle
Snowcookies: Balloons give bullets
NimrodXIV: the balloon knows what it did
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass balloon gives 2 bullets
Karfsma778: Speaking of negligent discharges, did you see that thing going around of people BRAGGING about negligent discharges? and, uh, shooting themselves in sensitive areas?
electric_claire: @beckett_brass They give you one bullet
GapFiller: evening Alex
TXC2: beckett_brass you get ammo from them, they're like a collectible
TXC2: hello GapFiller welcome
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic @electric_claire @TXC2 Why are there bullets inside of balloons?
Nigouki: wait
Nigouki: where did that bullat come from
JadedCynic: @electric_claire well, 2 cartridges, and we have to shoot it with one, so....
TXC2: beckett_brass video games is why
Astra7525: were there two bullets in the chamber perhaps?
chesul: well that could have been bad.
Bearudite: it DID eject
frnknstn: can engaging the safety prevent the tapes from killing you?
DigitalSeahorse: "you realize something is wrong with the media and the people around you" big mood #2020
beckett_brass: @TXC2 Ok, that makes sense, despite how much little sense it makes.
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass who owns these buildings and bribes the local police to ignore multiple gunshot events?
Contiguouskittycat: @frnknstn I think so, but revolvers don't have safeties so you do just have to unload them
electric_claire: @JadedCynic I think you only get two on level 1, on every other level you only get a single bullet so you need to either line up balloons or walk into them
Snowcookies: "Getting hit by falling shards can cause injury, even death"
JadedCynic: charge the ...yeah
Bearudite: wait... there was a target in the reflection
Laserbeaks_Fury: The VA on the tape has a very Adam West delivery
TXC2: oh right we're a gun range target
beckett_brass: @JadedCynic Lex Luthor
MAPBoardgames: Ow. that would hurt.
BTC1220: Is your reflection a target?
JadedCynic: wait, was there a door there?
Rogue_07: we have a target on our chest?
LordZarano: Apparently we have a target on our chest
Snowcookies: BTC1220: yes
Karfsma778: Seems like you didn't kill it, but you did knock t over?
TXC2: Rogue_07 no we ARE a target
JadedCynic: @beckett_brass okay, same reason for hiding slugs in balloons
BTC1220: Ominous.
Stoffern: Whenever theres a reflection you see yourself as a target yes
NimrodXIV: I was just going to ask about the target, lol
DarkNacht: Are you playing a target with a gun?
Bribe_Guntails: Game audio's very quiet
JadedCynic: @DarkNacht programming by those tapes has taught us to see human forms at targets ;)
SquareDotCube: pistol whip the turret?
Rogue_07: That...certainly sends a certain message
TXC2: Bribe_Guntails it has to be, gun noises are very loud
Didero: you can hack the turrets to disable them too, right? Maybe get some loot out of 'em?
Bribe_Guntails: Oh, well there's a setting to soften gunshots
JadedCynic: @Bribe_Guntails well, the audio from the tapes is very quiet; the volume has been turned down becuase GUNS FIRED INDOORS ARE REALLY LOUD!!!!!
TXC2: so explorers are gamers? Kappa
Zaghrog: This time we have captions for the tapes though
timiam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
timiam: The Alex shift gets my resub since I don't often catch you live!
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Didero: Ah, I remembered right then, thanks
Brozard: I feel like that's good advice for life
beckett_brass: @TXC2 Nah, all gamers are explorers.
MAPBoardgames: Thank you game for QOL
DigitalSeahorse: that me, trying not to ask for help until its super terribad
JadedCynic: and voice volume up?
Brozard: Ask for help before things get shitty
Nigouki: soft and fluffy gunshots
CalemLyon: Boy do I feel called out right about now
ChimPANGzee: Thanks for the KPOPglow @timiam
Astra7525: These creaking sounds make me very afraid
timiam: You're welcome, I worked very hard to make that.
beckett_brass: @Astra7525 This building is probably up to standards. Probably.
Snowcookies: maybe the balloon
Didero: That's an answer :p
tenthtechpriest: drone made that shot
JadedCynic: @Astra7525 it's FINE - the building is still under construction - its structure isn't complete yet
WearingCats_CwC: turret can make that shot
Molladia: Don't think you can make that shot.
Astra7525: @beckett_brass I worry the creaking is the stalking robot.
Molladia: balloon
DigitalSeahorse: the first movie?
Snowcookies: DOn't forget the balloon
JadedCynic: @Astra7525 that sounded more like a rattling
RobotInProgress: A tapir!?
beckett_brass: @Astra7525 I wouldn't think so. I haven't played this game before, but I assume that the stalking robot makes no sound and kills you silently.
Lord_ZYRK: "I need your keyboard, your mouse, and your Steam login" CoolCat
TXC2: when you think about it Terminator 1 and 2 are the same as Aliens 1 and 2 respectively.
Karfsma778: Yeah
beckett_brass: Hold on. Are we a walking range target?
DigitalSeahorse: Alien and Aliens
Brozard: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
JadedCynic: Alex has remembered PRO STRATS
Bribe_Guntails: Congrats, you figured out manual chambering!
electric_claire: In case you lose your magazine
MAPBoardgames: Loose loading.
JadedCynic: Screw Mags! :D
Lord_Hosk: Excuse me Alex, I came here to remind you that you are a creative and inspirational person.
TXC2: ^
Didero: time for hackermans!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Didero: or that, I guess :p
frnknstn: I like this font
Karfsma778: ahaha what
MAPBoardgames: Did you just tea-bag the turret?
DigitalSeahorse: what was that about shooting yourself in the leg by accident?
TXC2: what would be the best gun to hand loud like this?
GhassanPL: Damn, firing at close range in a small room, you are a braver man that I :D
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse Cooper's third rule of firearms safety
Zaghrog: DigitalSeahorse the tape was explaining facts about trigger discipline'
Karfsma778: Which is a BIG HONKING PISTOL
WearingCats_CwC: We made the magazine 50% smaller and the bullets 50% bigger
Mushbie: gas system pistol
JadedCynic: RING THE BELL!
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
MAPBoardgames: GONG!
DigitalSeahorse: Zaghrog ah
BusTed: 🎃
Bribe_Guntails: Rotation-locking bolt because of the sheer power of the ammunition, i think
SK__Ren: Did we get the baloon outside the window?
Molladia: Did we need that Balloon earlier?
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic safty fist
floki4242: a desert eagle in 357 wouldn't be that bad
TXC2: uses Direct impingement no?
JadedCynic: hospital beds?
UrlorJkron: well its a huge gun
Aygar: Are there enemies in the game besides turrets?
floki4242: I know someone who carries a Smith & Wesson 500 revolver
Mushbie: muh stoppin powah
MAPBoardgames: Hack it
Didero: Hacking gives the bullets too
noc1982: The .50 desert eagle mag has only 7 shots
UrlorJkron: iots gonna feel like less recoil than a revolver chambered similarly
SketchyDetails: I want a gun that shoots rolls of dimes
DigitalSeahorse: PrideUwu PrideCute PrideLaugh BEE cause
Karfsma778: Are they expecting grizzlies?
SnackPak_: I agree, Alex
TXC2: do they hunt bears?
Manae: 'Murica, that's why
Rogue_07: !quote bullets
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
floki4242: is big and scary and has a pearl handle
Manae: (I assume)
JadedCynic: do they dislike their wrists?
electric_claire: You can just hack it
Lord_ZYRK: You never know when a Kodiak Bear is going to mug you for drug money, Alex.
Bearudite: big useless slow .50AE
SketchyDetails: hack em
WearingCats_CwC: Because it's a gun that says "I have an enormous penis"
Astra7525: can you not bash them in when you holster your gun?
chaostreader: Holster gun to hack.
DigitalSeahorse: I want milk crates
Aygar: I had a lot of fun shooting a Glock 22 caliber pistol
JadedCynic: I just realized, this speaker is emulating Adam West's style of speech
WolfireGames: 🎃🎃🎃
DigitalSeahorse: but I don't want more big oil industry products
TXC2: JadedCynic yeap can't unhear that now :p
Lord_ZYRK: So a .22 Glock, and not a Glock 22?
Manae: Does shooting pumpkins summon nail-bot?
Lord_Hosk: I know someone who carries a quality society with centuries of social equality and adequate public education for protection.
floki4242: I carry a mini single action 22
Aygar: @Lord_ZYRK yes
DigitalSeahorse: bulletta?
JadedCynic: brb, getting supper
Astra7525: @Manae I suspect that it does
TXC2: Lord_Hosk good one
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:47.
Astra7525: some kind of risk-reward mechanic, since you seem to get more bullets for shooting pumpkins than shooting balloons
HouseThomas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
HouseThomas: Ah 12 months subbed - lots of months enjoyed.❤️❤️
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floki4242: why are you getting a California magazine export
UrlorJkron: california mags
Lord_ZYRK: Lord_Hosk damn, where can I get one of those?
Molladia: I don't know anybody that owns a gun.
MAPBoardgames: 30 minutes into the stream and ND count is STILL 0?? I want my money back!
TXC2: this is more like a 5 round Canadian mag
BusTed: chunkin' punkin'
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Aygar: What is the objective of the game?
Snowcookies: Collect tapes
Rhynerd: @aygar get tapes without dying
Aygar: okay
MAPBoardgames: @Aygar collect tapes don't get dead.
DigitalSeahorse: Aygar, shoot balloons and pumpkins and not die, oh yeah and collect tapes
BusTed: We have the high ground!
Lord_Hosk: To be the very best aygar.... to catch the tapes is our cause... Receivermon
Astra7525: @Aygar to make it to highest rank of receiver by collecting 5 tapes in ever more difficult rounds of collecta-thons
floki4242: no
Critterbot: Only disbled it's rotation.
UrlorJkron: seems like they are activive as long as the purple glow is there
Zaghrog: failure to maintain gun safety is a major contributor to death. Enemy guns are far from the only threat
BusTed: hax
knuckle_SNACKwhich: topical
DigitalSeahorse: also objective, not to let the game trigger any suicidal tendencies irl
TXC2: i see someone on the Dev team watched they live :p
DigitalSeahorse: TXC2 oh good I'm glad they're alive :P
Lord_ZYRK: tha double
Contiguouskittycat: Ahh we have a beretta!
Contiguouskittycat: the cutest handgun
WolfireGames: We may or may not have already clipped your first encounter 😂
Brozard: jlrrTick
Lord_Hosk: You seem to be out of clipazines
Bribe_Guntails: o hey it's the publisher
floki4242: nice
TXC2: good old failure to feed
Contiguouskittycat: Gotta be careful with Berettas though, they bite.
Karfsma778: clickclick uh-oh
thetoastmonster: go into the light, carolanne
DigitalSeahorse: Product Made in N.A. International o_O
DigitalSeahorse: pop
floki4242: are you Thumbtack man
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote The gun with no round goes "click click click", "Click click click", "click click click".
Lord_Hosk: SIR
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: UM
TXC2: floki4242 no we're a gun range target :p
NimrodXIV: pls no
SaladCookies: aw hell yeah
Mushbie: oh no I know that game
Brozard: Hey, it's the narrator
Karfsma778: I don't like it
wildpeaks: welp this is cursed
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe
RobotInProgress: hold on
Lord_ZYRK: Video games PogChamp
SaladCookies: this is the content I'm here for
RobotInProgress: I know that face
Snowcookies: lrrHERE
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
Astra7525: how did you manage to make this game this terrifying
RobotInProgress: I KNOW THIS GAME
accountmadeforants: "Interact" has never seemed like such a scary prompt
Lord_Hosk: This is wrong
RobotInProgress: Play!
TXC2: something something fallout New Vegas
monosceros: so what's going on narratively in this game? I've watched you pick up tapes as you play but I haven't pieced together the themes and what the FUCK TEETH lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lord_Hosk: thank you!
Lord_Hosk: You are fixing it
frnknstn: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Lord_ZYRK: Please do not fuck teeth
MAPBoardgames: Like every arcade ever, 40% of the machines are broken.
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always alive.
Mushbie: I think the game the arcade referred to was "Wet Robot Dreams"
SK__Ren: I don't know why but the way these tapes are preaching Philosophy makes me think of Videodrome
Brozard: Where'd that balloon go?
monosceros: @Lord_ZYRK different strokes for different folks y'know
DigitalSeahorse: my mom still has some of those disks
wildpeaks: "long live the new gun"
DigitalSeahorse: too bad we don't have the old computer though to use them on
SK__Ren: Haha
Lord_ZYRK: monosceros have fun explaining what happened to the nice people at the ER I guess
Dandinstorm12: Alex Stream? Sold
MAPBoardgames: Run up on it?
TXC2: what's worse: failure to feed, or failure to extract?
Critterbot: You're not out of ammo.
Dandinstorm12: hey chat
Molladia: Don't the legs just break? isn't that an easier fall over?
TXC2: Hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
MAPBoardgames: @txc2 extract, by far!
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DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave_WH
monosceros: @Lord_ZYRK look, there's no time for embarrassment in the ER
monosceros: they ethically can't choose to not help me
Lord_ZYRK: There's all the time in the world at the ER
Critterbot: I'm not so sure you're out of ammo.
Manae: Throw the gun at it!
wildpeaks: this seems safe
BusTed: Whoops.
PharaohBender27: katesRip
DigitalSeahorse: xD
WearingCats_CwC: welp
Ckiva: oof
Dandinstorm12: !scream
TXC2: flawless Kappa
UrlorJkron: alex can wilheim scream
Snowcookies: sucks
ContingentCat: ah the two genders, ok and very not ok
Karfsma778: haha
WearingCats_CwC: glock o'clock
JAGxTERRA: What up everyone
RobotInProgress: eat tapes
TXC2: ContingentCat :D
Lord_Hosk: Its a block 16
TXC2: hello JAGxTERRA welcome
Dandinstorm12: Glock 17? Are we in a police drama
floki4242: is it full auto
TXC2: it's a Glock18
chaostreader: I think you can walk into turrets to knock them over.
Karfsma778: Giggleswitch?
WolfireGames: No judgement from us for using the INSIGHT code while live to avoid deranks ;)
monosceros: it's a Glock-enspiel
MAPBoardgames: Giggle switch?
Contiguouskittycat: They talk about it in one of the tapes.
APODionysus: Giggle what now
Lord_ZYRK: Giggle switch == full auto
Contiguouskittycat: It's an off brand mod to make it full auto
wildpeaks: giggle switch ? is the gun ticklish
InquisitorGaia: i hate that weapon
DigitalSeahorse: ContingentCat yeah and both of those genders thing the other one is the not okay one
Magnifisquatch: Cause when I aim my Glock I make sure the slide hits me in the bridge of my nose.
Brozard: Kinda like a bump stock?
DarkNacht: "For educational purposes only"
Critterbot: Shooting a glock at full auto is little more than a fun way to empty a magazine.
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WearingCats_CwC: But then Glock went and made it a thing anyway
Magnifisquatch: It basically disables the sear reset.
shylax: are you a gun enthusiast or does this game teach you that much?
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun RIAA won't care about THAT sort of illegality, so you're safe Kappa
Zaghrog: shylax more of the first
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Contiguouskittycat: @Magnifisquatch I also do that, since it's the closest thing to another's touch on my face I'll ever feel
JadedCynic: "impaler-bot" - I kall it 'Spike'
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR RPGEpicSword lrrALEX_PM
JadedCynic: that's the same nose the bot makes when jumping around
wildpeaks: the winner of the local stabbist competition
PharaohBender27: katesScared
MAPBoardgames: Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed kill bot?
niccus: incoming friend
Brozard: WHOA WHAT
BusTed: Nasty.
Magnifisquatch only knows as much about guns as someone who's watched every single video Ian McCollum has ever put out
WearingCats_CwC: oh no
Snowcookies: ghosts? are ghosts weak to gun?
Dandinstorm12: I've got a bad feeling about this one
Catcard: HI
Bribe_Guntails: It claims another!
shylax: streamer makes the same noises I do when I play fps games so I can relate
TXC2: shylax I'd say Alex cares about the tech and engineering of guns, less about the actuly having them
arcanzaJenkins: wat??
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, that thing again
Chaotically_Random: GHOST ROBOT!
Critterbot: lrrSPOOP seabatYIKES
richard_ermen: That was...quick Oo
SurfDownstage: robot go brrr
CalemLyon: Bad touch bot
TheAinMAP: katesRip_WH
accountmadeforants: Critterbot What if you dislike bullets, and you want to get as many as far away from you as possible?
ClankyLily: rip
Astra7525: what
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Zaghrog: This supports my claim of that hing approaching vertically
TXC2: Magnifisquatch big mood
WolfireGames: :D
Karfsma778: I'm sorry
Contiguouskittycat: Oh good we have the YEET Cannon now
APODionysus: Welp
JadedCynic: irony; you were startled by the bot, and wandered into the cone of a turret :P
WearingCats_CwC: Is this a punishment for dying?
shylax: @TXC2 yeah, I'm kind of the same way
UrlorJkron: lol hi point
SleepyDeveloper: Hipoints are the "better than nothing" cheap arse brand.
Magnifisquatch: @TXC2 which is to say... a fair amount xD
Snowcookies: why are we eating the tapes?
SleepyDeveloper: 9mm are not hand cannos
Karfsma778: Friggin Hi point
SleepyDeveloper: *cannons
Karfsma778: They're made out of shit
Lord_ZYRK: FANCY pot metal
Chaotically_Random: @LoadingReadyRun are you given a random gun at the begining of each respon, just got here but wasn't your gun red?
DigitalSeahorse: that poor Edward Needle Hands Bot lucidHands just wants to surprise glomp you and not aware of importance of consent
accountmadeforants: Oh, the same kind of thing cheap-o locks are made of
Contiguouskittycat: You ever wanted a handgun that feels like one of those shitty 3rd party gamecube controllers you had as a kid?
Snowcookies: Karfsma778 Hi point, I'm dad Kappa
Critterbot: They are just made to be as cheap as possible for the sake of being cheap. But they are annoyingly reliable.
Magnifisquatch: their PCCs are CRAP
Magnifisquatch: (pistol caliber carbines)
BrowneePoints: I mean, I found out that the Rifle magazines for the US army are made out of aluminum so they can crush them when expended. (Visited a local welding &metalworking business with Govt contracts for a high school thing) @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: fire memes
JadedCynic: Receiver II: Indoctrinate a Boogaloo (electrically?)
SleepyDeveloper: it beats yelling at a burglar
SleepyDeveloper: but not by much
CalemLyon: I forgot that Hi-point actually put out a Yeet Cannon
TXC2: it's the Gun John Browning made to replace the 1911
shylax: I have the first receiver but hadn't gotten around to playing it, it seems intimidating
Snowcookies: Why are there so many arcade machines
Molladia: So the Kalash of handguns?
Contiguouskittycat: @Molladia Not exactly, Kalash is much more reliable.
JadedCynic: the broken arcade cabinets are the reclaimed Polybius game ;)
Dandinstorm12: oof
Magnifisquatch: you dont NEED ankles
Aygar: Ia thedoor at the top of the stairs open?
DarkNacht: Can you still buy bullets in Canada?
PharaohBender27: OUCH
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
Schatten88: what do you normally shoot?
GhassanPL: Fish antibiotics?
JadedCynic: it's just a sprained ankle :D
Karfsma778: fish antibiotics
Manae: There is some advantage to living in the country where everyone turns a blind eye to just going out in the woods to shoot at old light bulbs stuck on logs
Snowcookies: "Falling from heights can cause injury" - sound advice, game
Lord_ZYRK: There seems to be an echo in here
TXC2: DarkNacht legally yes, practically no
APODionysus: So... I’ve had to step away a few times.. is this kinda a Slenderman with Realistic Guns? Collect randomly placed tapes?
floki4242: The Brick
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DigitalSeahorse: fish antibiotics? PrideSaba
TXC2: ammo doesn't exist anywhere right now Kappa
Dandinstorm12: Alex "Really old Guns." Steacy
monosceros: when did you start collecting?
Gekyouryuu: did our character never learn to land on their toes for shock absorption?
Aygar: A browning hi-power?
TXC2: damn that's old
DarkNacht: @TXC2 Yeah, meant are their bullets to buy, we are out of them in the states
PharaohBender27: Oooh, that one actually piques my interest
Contiguouskittycat: @APODionysus Sorta but less jumpscare and more killbots.
Magnifisquatch: 9mm is crap. 10mm is boss
Lord_ZYRK: Land with your knees locked to show dominance
PharaohBender27: (the 19th century one, that is)
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is to old guns as I am to old streetcars
Magnifisquatch: 10mm... for when you absolutely need twice the muzzle energy of 45acp
Schatten88: nice, thinking of our unboxing, ive had the chance to shoot a Chinese sks a few time
Dandinstorm12: or are playing Fallout 3
JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu spent whole life training in firearms use, not kinematics ;)
SleepyDeveloper: Oldest one I have is (I think) a 1941 american made SMLE No4 mk1
DigitalSeahorse: aside from remembering details
TXC2: the 10mm in Fallout games acts more like 40 S&W
MAPBoardgames: I normally only see the skull & crossbones triangle signs near strong acid. I guess kill turrets would also require a warning.
Karfsma778: ooooh, two mags
SleepyDeveloper: 10mm is roughly the size of a 40cal
GhassanPL: The models/textures of the weapon and ammo is so realistic it makes me uncomfortable :D
Catcard: this game seems stressful!
aerobeing: @MAPBoardgames They too erode flesh.
niccus: it's all about stress
DigitalSeahorse: "Fear is the Mindkiller"
monosceros: fear is the little death that brings total obliteration
UrlorJkron: 40 S&W is just a shortened 10mm
Contiguouskittycat: Your Hi-Point isn't being as awful as advertised, I suggest you get a refund.
shylax: feel like this game would work better with motion controls but then people would criticize it for being a murder simulator
PharaohBender27: @Contiguouskittycat katesLol
Karfsma778: I don't own any guns, because that would be a Bad Idea.
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
floki4242: too soon
JadedCynic: @shylax you mean people DON'T already complain such?
TXC2: wow a full mag
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_WH
Bearudite: so has the new spook happened again?
Magnifisquatch: I once got "told" by some clown that .45acp is the best handgun cartridge in the world and that 10mm is fine for girls... like... okay lol
Astra7525: it has. twice
SleepyDeveloper: They're ugly, but they work
Dandinstorm12: damn
floki4242: it's cheap and it goes bad what more do you want
Catcard: wait what happened
MAPBoardgames: ND count: 1
SleepyDeveloper: ND++
Contiguouskittycat: I have a Ruger Blackhawk chambered in .357 and 9mm, and I love that damn thing.
WolfireGames: ND <3
SketchyDetails: !negligentdischarge
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:36.
APODionysus: Wait what just happened
Master_Gunner: Alex can have little a ND, as a treat
JadedCynic: Negligent_Discharge = Negligent_Discharge + 1
Magnifisquatch: @Contiguouskittycat my neighbor has one of those. It's excellent
MAPBoardgames: 50 minutes before first ND!
TXC2: Magnifisquatch did this person think Jeff Cooper is a God and works for IPSC? Kappa
Snowcookies: Gun safety, kids
CalemLyon: Does anyone have access to that pasta? I want to read it
Contiguouskittycat: @Magnifisquatch I almost had a Vaquero in those same calibers, but I waited too long on the auction. I really wanted that groove sight.
Lord_ZYRK: The thing about being an idiot is you're too stupid to know when to feel shame
PharaohBender27: Closest thing to a gun I've ever had is a replica of an 1861 Springfield rifled musket, way back in my reenactor days.
Magnifisquatch: @TXC2 I did not converse with them enough to find out, thankfully. This was in the chat of a World of Warships game
Dandinstorm12: F
JadedCynic: so, we're spec-testing Alex, and going to track his MTTN (Mean Time To Neg Discharge)? :D
ClankyLily: rip
TXC2: Magnifisquatch fair enough
Nigouki: we Ocelot now
accountmadeforants: "GUN" materialized
NathanJay_GA: BIG IRON
Lord_ZYRK: I love the smell of cordite. . .
JadedCynic: K.I.S.S.
Lord_ZYRK: You know
Karfsma778: oh hey, a real gun
floki4242: we Cowboy now
BrindleBoar: Revolver Voxelot
Lord_ZYRK: that sulfury smell
Dandinstorm12: "Six Shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves."
monosceros: YEE, and may I say HAW
Magnifisquatch: mmmmmm dat half-cock
Aygar: Are these levels randomly assembled from prebuild chunks?
floki4242: cow silhouette thing
DigitalSeahorse: dsaTankie
Bearudite: I have one of these IRL and its the best
TXC2: to the town of Aqua Friea rode a stranger one fine day....
JadedCynic: @Aygar dunno about randomly, but yeah, levels are in 'modules
CalemLyon: ah, catch them in your mouth, got it
Magnifisquatch: 1, 0, 1,1,1,1
WearingCats_CwC: Step 1- load gun. Step 2- empty bullets into mouth
Critterbot: Yeah, shold be.
Karfsma778: why are we skipping a chamber?
SleepyDeveloper: the "cowboy" load
shylax: are there human/humanoid enemies or is it just killbots
SleepyDeveloper: keep hammer down on empty chamber
APODionysus: Why did we skip one?
Bearudite: manual safty
TXC2: shylax just robots
Snowcookies: WearingCats_CwC: step 3: hospital?
Lord_ZYRK: So that when something smacks the hammer it doesn't hit the primer, Karfsma778
APODionysus: I know so little about guns
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade dsaTankie RPGFireball #WeaponHistorian #NotATankie
Karfsma778: ahhh
WearingCats_CwC: Snowcookies depends HOW you unload the gun
SleepyDeveloper: hence why I said "cowboy" load
Dandinstorm12: Can you fan this gun?
chesul: you could say that the safety is half cocked.
floki4242: my gun has a notch between each cylinder so you can rest the hammer on the Notch and when you cock it indexes properly
Critterbot: It's an ejector.
TXC2: case head expended to much and is now jamed?
Dandinstorm12: Nice
Despoiler98: WOW
MAPBoardgames: Fun fact: You can do that with many NERF guns.
monosceros: clint mothafuckin eastwood
Dandinstorm12: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Rhynerd: Hammer: fanned
TXC2: good old slam fire, it like a NERF gun Kappa
Bearudite: its rough on your HAND too
Ckiva: so was this before they had the cylinder popping out tech?
Dandinstorm12: now you can pretend you're in an episode of idk, Bonanza or some shit
TXC2: Ckiva yes, this gun is from like 1860
Rhynerd: One good thing about reciever: no hands to worry about!
Magnifisquatch: @Critterbot nah. it's still an extractor. An ejector is usually a rib, notch, or plate that kicks the empty case clear of the action on auto-loading firearms AFTER extraction.
Karfsma778: What are the differences between the SAA and DAA?
Ckiva: okay makes sense thank you TXC2
MAPBoardgames: The gun requires you do math.
TXC2: to wikipeida!
Karfsma778: 1872
Rhynerd: Gun got too much kick? Don’t worry, your hands are just a figment of your imaginination designed to operate firearms and play tapes!
MAPBoardgames: Bullet ballon
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath
floki4242: single action only you have to Cock a each time double-action you can pull the trigger
Lord_ZYRK: Karfsma778 single action = pull hammer first double action = pull trigger pulls hammer
DigitalSeahorse: smixelBad signs dsaUnderscore
Bribe_Guntails: The 1911 is single action, but the reciprocating slide cocks the hammer 'automatically'
Dandinstorm12: Double action you pull the trigger until the gun stops making noise Kappa
MAPBoardgames: You got the ammo
TXC2: single is usually more accurate
Bribe_Guntails: You broke the turret's ammo bin, it wont fire
JadedCynic: #TotallyNotACult
Rhynerd: That was 2 rounds, right?
SniHjen: you only fired twice? I think 1 of them works
CalemLyon: he picked the unspent round up im pretty sure
Bearudite: SA is typically seen as amore accurate way to shoot as you have a crisper trigger pull
Bribe_Guntails: As you can see, the SAA is a bit of a bitch to use ;P
Magnifisquatch: @Karfsma778 DAA is usually only found in sub-compact pocket pistols (non revolver) and the advantage of such is that if you pull the trigger and there is a light primer strike you can just pull it again to strike it again without having to run the action.
Stoffern: It was trying so hard
APODionysus: What does “index” mean in this context?
Aygar: There was a bullet there
Dandinstorm12: looks like you need some .45 long colt Alex
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Magnifisquatch: @APODionysus It means to index the chamber of the weapon so that the bullet lines up with the barrel.
Zaghrog: that last turret dropped ammo
Lord_ZYRK: APODionysus boom pills under the smacky bit
APODionysus: Ah
TXC2: so answer me this chat, you now that thing in movies were they point a gun in a stand-off, then cock the hammer dramatically, that's pointless right?
beckett_brass: Had to leave to do some homework. What's happened since I've been gone?
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
PharaohBender27: katesRip
JadedCynic: o7
Bearudite: @APODionysus moving the cylinder one chamber ahead in the sequence
Dandinstorm12: oh
Dreadelicious: Okay I left because I couldn't handle the possibility of the stalker thing, has it come back?
Dandinstorm12: oh no
Contiguouskittycat: Can we not kill the kill-bot?
Aygar: Pumkins are bullet neutral
CalemLyon: compensation time!
MAPBoardgames: @beckett_brass 1ND and a fanning demo.
Bribe_Guntails: Yeah it's pointless if they did that prior
floki4242: what about what they add the sound of a hammer to a Glock
Snowcookies: pumpkins are cursed
DigitalSeahorse: xidikuRIP katesRip
ContingentCat: looking cool is a point
jedi_master_zll: Movies like to add a click sound to guns when people point them.
monosceros: I'd love to hear you specifically about gun rep in movies
UnspokenKibbles: I was watching The Mandalorian recently, and I kept finding it funny when people drew blasters and they made hammer-cock noises despite having neither cylinders nor hammers XD
Bearudite: the one that bugs me is ominously racking a shotgun
Bearudite: EXACTLY
shea_wolfe: Didn't you do a crapshot about that?
Dreadelicious: welp
Contiguouskittycat: AlaKabLAM
PharaohBender27: @shea_wolfe They did!
Dandinstorm12: rip the Deagle
WearingCats_CwC: That sounds like a crapshot Kappa
Aygar: What do those light switches do?
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat yes!
Despoiler98: That was a good crapshot
beowuuf: bearudite: like the crapshot? :D
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
monosceros: intentional death for break time!
InquisitorGaia: @WearingCats_CwC it is a crapshot
PharaohBender27: Quick work there, @MAPBoardgames !
Astra7525: I strongly suspect that the pumpkin shooting is what has a chance to spawn the murderbot
Snowcookies: I heard Heat Death was dramatic for Barker
CalemLyon: FUCK I got an alan partridge alexa add and it set off the one on my desk
Magnifisquatch: lmao
Gekyouryuu: was heat death new this week?
CalemLyon: this is what i get for not muting the microphone after I put music on earlier
TXC2: CalemLyon how ironic
JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu yes
JadedCynic: Should be up on YT today
lirazel64: This stream keeps making me check my smoke detectors. lrrAWESOME
Gekyouryuu: dang it. thought it was still a rewatch week
CalemLyon: so now I know how likely it is to rain on the other side of the country i guess
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 ikr?
Gekyouryuu: now I need to find time for the vod
Ckiva: interesting theory Astra7525
lirazel64: 'S raining here in Boston.
Dandinstorm12: back to the Germans
TXC2: and we're back
Magnifisquatch: CLICK CHUCK
Dandinstorm12: I mean...the glock
JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu well the stream was prerecorded anyways, but cam & alex (at least) were in chat...I prefer vod's due to my sucky hearing and having the ability to 'rewind' something I didn't get the first time)
MAPBoardgames: Heat Death is totes awesome. I can't wait for Ep 6~!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Hey Alex, just here to say that above all else, your personality is what keeps me coming back time after time.
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic lrrCORI was also there, I think
Dandinstorm12: ooooh
Izandai: Oh my
Magnifisquatch: ooooooo spicy
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MAPBoardgames: It isn't even pinned!
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeach ooohooohooo
Karfsma778: What'd we get? I was away for a second
TXC2: "damn Alex how come you're mom lets you have two mags?"
Izandai: PrideLaugh
TXC2: *your
accountmadeforants: I still had the videos page open in another tab, and it started loading the stream right as the Glock-glock-glock song started. That was good.
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 yeah, possible...after a bit I just turned off chat when watching the, sorry?
Magnifisquatch: @Karfsma778 spacious magazine
Karfsma778: ahh
TXC2: Karfsma778 a full working magazine
delta__vee: creeeak
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic No worries. I can see chat being super distracting for VOD watching
MAPBoardgames: This game and Escape from Tarkov are the only ones that make you pack your own mags.
Aygar: Why would you use a giggle switch. just seens like a bad idea.
DigitalSeahorse: giggle switch smixelLick
Magnifisquatch: is this the only map?
Lord_ZYRK: Because you feel like havin a giggle m8
TXC2: Magnifisquatch the maps are random
MAPBoardgames: This dev also made Overgrowth?
JadedCynic: supressive fire?
Magnifisquatch: @TXC2 ah. is this the only aesthetic?
Dandinstorm12: whooops
JadedCynic: "procedurally generated' ;)
SniHjen: you jammed it?
TXC2: Magnifisquatch there's also high rise apartments
Bearudite: the glock wobble
Izandai: PrideLaugh
accountmadeforants: LUL
Dandinstorm12: LOL
BusTed: Oops whoops.
WearingCats_CwC: well, that happened
Magnifisquatch: GET NERD, REKT!
Ckiva: needs more bullat
WolfireGames: Well that's a new strat.
Lord_ZYRK: I, for one, am shocked
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Dandinstorm12: sigh
JadedCynic: so, giggle-switch == desperation move?
Bearudite: plastic hunks of junk
InquisitorGaia: an thus you see why the full auto glock is not used
TXC2: ooh a SIG
beckett_brass: Just curious, do we get access to explosives at all?
Despoiler98: Thats MY GUN I love my sig
Dandinstorm12: my least favorite gun
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
Dandinstorm12: ;)
Magnifisquatch: SiGs are EXPENSIVE
Karfsma778: Eh, it's better than the Hi Point
Despoiler98: I love shooting my Sig .40
Despoiler98: Yep
TXC2: to bad it's not a p210
JadedCynic: 'consume' in the sense of taking the information from them and assimilating them into one's schema
Dandinstorm12: so Game, when do we get a Walther?
UrlorJkron: sig is DA/SA
MAPBoardgames: R ?
JadedCynic: @Dandinstorm12 when you're really good ;)
Magnifisquatch: @UrlorJkron yup
Dandinstorm12: I mean if we get a SAA, and a Glcok and a Deagle....
Izandai: @Despoiler98 I read that with the same inflection as "THAT'S MY WIFE!"
MAPBoardgames: I think you dropped a round
MAPBoardgames: outside
MAPBoardgames: on the balcony
Rhynerd: If not this game, there is a Walther mod for Receiver 1 now...
red_shoes_jeff: Hai Alax!
Izandai: GOT THERE.
Izandai: oops
Bearudite: BIDET MATE
Fanboy_of_Bolas: also I know it's not the freshest Alexism, but I do like saying KITTY when i see a cat.
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT lrrAWESOME lrrHORN
JadedCynic: lrrGOAT
Rhynerd: Speaking of which, at some point I should try making a tape mod or two for the game.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
monosceros: pissing bullets
JadedCynic: alex you just passed another mag?
BusTed: I think that's right.
SniHjen: you ignored something on a crate
jessieimproved: well I came in at the right time
BusTed: Sawbones is great.
Zaghrog: makes sense
Izandai: Oh come on!
Dandinstorm12: got 'em
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Magnifisquatch: ow your brains
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
Contiguouskittycat: Ply != Cover
Bearudite: ubris
Aygar: They model bullet penitration
MAPBoardgames: turns out plywood doesn't stop bullets
TXC2: concealment is not cover
Dandinstorm12: cover vs concealment there Alex
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
InquisitorGaia: todays wednesday right?
UrlorJkron: ah the differnce between cover and conceilment
ContingentCat: there's too many good podcasts out there, I only have so much time
Makrosian_Tae: Sawbones references? in my LRR stream? AWESOME
I_Am_Clockwork: a cheeky sneaky peaky
lirazel64: shelter is not real
Izandai: I fail to see how this is a problem.
NikiGothBunneh: The tapes get super interesting too
TXC2: that's how I feel about A LOT of games :p
WolfireGames: Don't forget you can type INSIGHT to rank up if you need to!
JadedCynic: okay, what do we do when we screw up at the Deagle level? does the game give us a daisy?
Lord_ZYRK: That's a shame. I only come here for progaming strats Kappa
Aygar: I would think you would be better if you had a gun accessorty for each model gun
Stoffern: Why do I feel like this was the second time Alex has mentioned vaginas and sawbones...WHILE playing this game...
SniHjen: you can put more than 1 bullet in the magazine
BusTed: What do levels do for you?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dandinstorm12: uh
DigitalSeahorse: wilhelm bweh
I_Am_Clockwork: higher levels have bigger gun roster and more diverse enemy placement/types
JadedCynic: I mean, you've got the additional distraction of managing a stream while playing
MAPBoardgames: You have to beat levels to progress. Higher levels = more difficult
Zaghrog: higher levels get different tapes and unlock more guns
TXC2: 357 magnum baby!
PharaohBender27: @Stoffern Has the Matrix glitched?
BusTed: Gotcha.
NikiGothBunneh: Levels also effect the story stuff a bit
Jay_Blanc: That is the noise someone makes after chugging a soylent.
Dandinstorm12: so we can get a ppk
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Aygar: One of the cyclinders is blanked
Karfsma778: how many guns are in this game?
DigitalSeahorse: thunder smixelNotcult
DigitalSeahorse: smixelRiot
Lord_ZYRK: More than one BloodTrail
Earthenone: !uptime
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Stoffern: @PharaohBender27 Yes? I feel like it has happened last time he played too
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monosceros: rip Rutger Hauer <3
124 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
Alma_v: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
Dandinstorm12: oh heck
TXC2: hello Raiders
GenericGlitterGoth: sergeHeart sergeHeart
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine lrrFINE
Despoiler98: DOH
Lord_ZYRK: Mind the gap
Armyguy0: Sup
NimrodXIV: splat
UrlorJkron: lol
SergeYager: bruh
TXC2: Gravity!
Rujasu: Ooh the awaited Phasmo CTS
ExachixKitsune: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
chrono2x: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
MAPBoardgames: Snerge RAID?
GenericGlitterGoth: whoops
beckett_brass: @SergeYager Hello. Welcome to guns and falling.
Dandinstorm12: the Brew Crew
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
Juliamon: Uhhh welcome raiders
GapFiller: SERGE RAID sergeHeart sergeModLove sergeHeart sergeModLove sergeHeart sergeModLove sergeHeart sergeModLove
TiberiusEsuriens: what's the differences between 1 and 2? map looks same
FenrisSchafer: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergePrideLove
Contiguouskittycat: Gravity is more lethal than bullets
Izandai: Good line for the Brew Crew to come in on.
TXC2: hello SergeYager
ChimPANGzee: !Defend
Dandinstorm12: hey Serge
DigitalSeahorse: katesCoffee katesCoffee katesCoffee
JadedCynic: I feel like there was a Spike-bot wandering around...
Armyguy0: it coffee time
WolfireGames: We didn't see anything.
wildpeaks: welcome raiders chyrCoffee
LordZarano: jlrrFall
jkoon78076: serge:I try to be family friendly but Alex has been known to utter a swear word
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ExachixKitsune: we were JUST saying how you MIGHT utter a swear and we pop over here to hear a SHIT.
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jkoon78076: Alex: oh shit!!!
JadedCynic: Man, that 'awareness level' is kinda on point there.... LUL
ExachixKitsune: Hello friends
Jay_Blanc: Not sure that cardboard boxes are hard cover.
beckett_brass: @ExachixKitsune Hello. Welcome to guns and falling.
Sadistic_Fire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:50.
Armyguy0: wait you rolled the deagle brand deagle?
DigitalSeahorse: katesNice lucidNice
Armyguy0: Nice
JadedCynic: to the right?
TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune welcome
JadedCynic: or below and left?
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Izandai: WHAT
BusTed: gottem
Izandai: WAS
JadedCynic: it was above
Izandai: THAT
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Dandinstorm12: oh heck
JadedCynic: that was CLOSE
Karfsma778: GOTTEM
Catcard: asjdskjdgh
DigitalSeahorse: you got it!
TiberiusEsuriens: Jump Scare! sergeSnerge
Dandinstorm12: !scream
adamjford: THAT was spooky
beckett_brass: What was that?!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
Contiguouskittycat: FUCK A DONUT JESUS CHIST
PharaohBender27: What even just happened!?
JadedCynic: good reflexes alex!
Stoffern: You...did it...?
Lord_ZYRK: Why you murder Friendbot BibleThump
Nigouki: huh, so they do just enderman to you
Armyguy0: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_WH lrrGOAT_WH lrrGOAT_WH lrrALEX_WH
TXC2: !clips
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: with the mad reflexes nice
Dandinstorm12: boom, headshot
SnackPak_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
jkoon78076: it was just saying hello
drkipp60: Did it explode into Pumpkin??
Dandinstorm12: lrrSACK
DigitalSeahorse: speed shooter Alex
beckett_brass: @jkoon78076 Cool. Does hello mean kill me?
WolfireGames: Excellent shot!
Armyguy0: What cal is the deagle in Receiver?
Izandai: That is an excellent tape.
Contiguouskittycat: Big
Armyguy0: im guessing .50 or .44
Trogdoorthedoorinator: AHHH.wav
DigitalSeahorse: I like that this has mindfulness practice instruction in it
Karfsma778: Deagle-Caliber
TXC2: Armyguy0 I wager it's in 44
Armyguy0: Same
SniHjen: nice shooting
JadedCynic: Chat: that was a Spike-bot hopping around the map and landed on the supports above us. it hopped down to kill us, but alex reacted and shot it (apaprently it's not armored or anything
Pistollero1: What Alex playing "overly realistic firearm simulator 2" again? fuck yea
Izandai: @JadedCynic Ah, ty
SniHjen: why do you keep doing that?
Contiguouskittycat: @DigitalSeahorse Mindfulness is very important for firearm safety.
Izandai: They're on the ground.
Izandai: I think?
Aygar: One in chamber?
Magnifisquatch: no... you're fine
Lord_ZYRK: Sorry, I was hungry
Izandai: No, those are casings. Huh.
DigitalSeahorse: Contiguouskittycat true! :D
Karfsma778: Chambered round, I think
TXC2: you ARE shooting the gun Kappa
SketchyDetails: one dissapears every time you pull the trigger. mysterious
Astra7525: I think it was still chambered
Catcard: \o/
BusTed: Someone's taking all the bullets and leaving spent casings on the ground!
beckett_brass: Nice shot
MAPBoardgames: lrrGOAT
JadedCynic: lrrAWW
TXC2: like rain on your wedding day
Stoffern: check corner bot?
Dandinstorm12: nice
JadedCynic: well...three
Karfsma778: Magazine with bullat
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW_PM
Izandai: What about the first one you killed?
Izandai: On the bed?
Aygar: check the other turret
Armyguy0: Unpined
Armyguy0: Nice~
Contiguouskittycat: IRL is there ever really a reason to pin a magazine or block a revolver chamber?
Izandai: oops
BusTed: rip
MAPBoardgames: ND count: 2
Dandinstorm12: HAHA
Magnifisquatch: REKT
Karfsma778: ND
Thandres: lol
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Astra7525: chambered
Jay_Blanc: Nomnomnombullat.
Dandinstorm12: oops
Lysander_Gustav: hello everyone!
floki4242: you blew your leg off
TXC2: clear the chamder rookie Kappa
ExachixKitsune: "You are finally prepared to hear this message" *BANG*
Lord_ZYRK: Contiguouskittycat laws
WearingCats_CwC: You were not prepared to hear that message
Dandinstorm12: ayy
Thandres: "you are finally ready to hear this message: BANG"
DigitalSeahorse: katesT lrrAWW_PM katesBeans
JadedCynic: "You are FINALLY prepared to hear this message-" ND self to death
TXC2: Hello Lysander_Gustav welcome
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Hello. Welcome to gun safety.
Phailhammer: *comes back into stream* Alex: SHIT!
JustEatIt: You were not ready to hear this message
Armyguy0: SAA?
Armyguy0: Nice~
Phailhammer: :D
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Lysander_Gustav ! You just missed lrrALEX failing trigger discipline
JadedCynic: 'manifesting'
Lysander_Gustav: This is a gun-safety simulator? Neat.
monosceros: oh nooo I was pouring myself coffee
SketchyDetails: a dessert eacle
Pistollero1: Hi-point... Ewww
JadedCynic: super-liminal next?
BusTed: How many guns are in the game?
monosceros: is there a clip of the trigger discipline justice
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_Gustav In a sense, yeah
JadedCynic: it's a gun-handling sim
JadedCynic: VERY granular
Ckiva: forgive me if this is a stupid question, what went wrong to cause that ND?
Pistollero1: Does the Hi-point Malfunction as much as it does IRL?
magical_writer: cheer50 thank you\
Lysander_Gustav: Was the first game vr only?
TXC2: "super-liminal?" "HEY YOU Join the navy" "ok"
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Izandai: @Ckiva I think he tapped the holster button instead of holding it.
TiberiusEsuriens: first game came out before VR existed
Armyguy0: i STILL need to pick up R2
JadedCynic: remember the only 'correct' interaction with 'those vidjama games' is to BREAK them Kappa
Ckiva: okay thanks Izandai
Lysander_Gustav: I must be thinking of a different gun game
Armyguy0: Hi-points are not that bad
Lysander_Gustav: This is sci-fi?
Pistollero1: Honestly I dont know myself I just hear people talk shit about the hi-point all the time so its what the gun is famous for
Aygar: Can you climb the ladder in the arcade?
LforLight: I saw a link to this stream on Wolfire's Discord, and I was "Yo, these guys have 3 PS3's"
Karfsma778: Technically
MAPBoardgames: IIRC, they flying bots are melee
DigitalSeahorse: does SUPER HOT also have pumpkins this month?
Catcard: is the aiming (as in, whether the gun is accurate enough to hit your target) also accurately simulated in this?
JadedCynic: watch this - we get closer and shoot it down, and find it already had two dents in its armor plate
Anaerin: Lysander_Gustav You may be thinking of Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
LordZarano: @lysander_gustav Hotdogs Horseshoes & Handgrenades?
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
beckett_brass: You missed.
DigitalSeahorse: bzzzzt
Lysander_Gustav: maybe?
JadedCynic: you missed; it didn't ;)_
PharaohBender27: @LforLight They also had 4 PS4s a few years later! Doing a 5 PS5s things has been complicated by (gestures at world)
Karfsma778: Oooh, beretta
WearingCats_CwC: owo *notices your dissident-wissident*
Gizmoloid: I just read that you can apparently jump after death :D
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLion ruuuar
Pistollero1: All these pinned mags :(
Armyguy0: @Lysander_Gustav You maybe thinking of Taurus
bokochaos: Just remember that half of the 4 PS4s were fake
Lysander_Gustav: is your character also a robot?
Armyguy0: They are.. NOT the best
niccus: unfortunately this game isn't a ladder safety simulator
Dandinstorm12: sure isn't
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav More like, "walking range target".
Izandai: Woof
LforLight: @PharaohBender27 You kids and your PS4's and hula hoops
JadedCynic: hey - as I said, it's a "gun-handling sim" NOT a 'workplace safety sim; :P
PharaohBender27: @LforLight katesLol
Catcard: I love the run.
TXC2: Fuck I could go for some hula hoops now :p
Aygar: Assuming they let you get a new job
Catcard: it's so bouncy and hustly.
Zaghrog: fall damage is no joke in this game though
TXC2: a new job? in this economy? Kappa
Karfsma778: asplode
MAPBoardgames: Just wear your ID badge and the killbots won't shoot you.
Dandinstorm12: ^^
Lysander_Gustav: The screen going black is simulating an involuntary blinking response to firing the gun?
TXC2: Lysander_Gustav pretty much yeah
Dandinstorm12: or being blinded by the muzzle flash
Lysander_Gustav: interesting
LforLight: Killdrones are known for checking your identifications before destroying you
Jay_Blanc: Malfunctions in your ID badge should be reported in person to Security.
Lysander_Gustav: Thank goodness they aren't accurately simulating the sound
Lord_ZYRK: Please, sir. . . can I shoot some more?
MAPBoardgames: @Lysander_Gustav there's an option to turn the gun rapport down.
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav I believe that's in part because they have the sound turned down.
SniHjen: you are panicking
Karfsma778: Please, sir, can you give an bullat
Despoiler98: DOH
Dandinstorm12: rip
LordZarano: @lysander_gustav They were, we turned on an option to make it quieter
Despoiler98: gotem
PharaohBender27: slytqRIP
Jay_Blanc: He came to give you bullet.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Lysander_Gustav: oh, you really are playing a range target. I saw the reflection in the window.
Lysander_Gustav: oh, thank goodness for that
cynimo: this game looks hard
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav yeah, same with mirrors
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Yeah, I was not kidding.
MAPBoardgames: @Lysander_Gustav one of the tapes talked about how you stop seeing people and start seeing targets.
Karfsma778: BTW, Alex, I'm super enjoying the commentary on Purifier that you're putting up on Patreon
Lysander_Gustav: yeah Purifier is really good
JadedCynic: the game as (after-launch) added an audio setting option "Lower shooting sounds" :)
Catcard: fucking love that video, it's so surreal
Izandai: Hah, got it caught on the level geometry.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
WolfireGames: Fence MVP
monosceros: nice shot
TXC2: 1870's gun vs modern drone, the hit new game show Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: oh dang actual ejectors
beckett_brass: @Lysander_Gustav Yeah, based on what little I've seen, this game is really going for accuracy when it comes to how the guns work.
Izandai: WHAT
LforLight: lol
Catcard: OMG
cynimo: unfair
LforLight: Saw it coming
DigitalSeahorse: WAT
GragSmash: you gotta trap them, remove the guns, and use the manhacks to James-and-the-Giant-Peach to freedom
WearingCats_CwC: :D
Izandai: It hell's hearted you!
SniHjen: you broke the motor
Lysander_Gustav: you got electrocuted?
DiscordianTokkan: Zappy
Bearudite: wow
ClankyLily: F
red_shoes_jeff: heh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
monosceros: BIG CHEATS
Catcard: What happened though???
NimrodXIV: oh that honks
monosceros: big drone cheats
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Basic_Human_Decency: welp stepped on a lego Kappa
SniHjen: the taser still worked
beckett_brass: @Catcard He stepped on the drone while it was still active.
Catcard: omg, zapped then? wowow
Karfsma778: SAA three in a row what
TXC2: electra-cutie? Kappa
WearingCats_CwC: oops
DigitalSeahorse: HyperTiger rawwwr
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Armyguy0: Hey i like the SAA
niccus: SAA is guaranteed on final tier
DigitalSeahorse: woops
monosceros: yeah you are Kappa @TXC2
TXC2: Cool Game
WolfireGames: You INSIGHTED one too many times there :'D
Snowcookies: RIP
Lysander_Gustav: there's a cheat mode?
elah806: Easy game easy life
wildpeaks: we escaped \o/
MAPBoardgames: You level-skipped on the last level
Astra7525: I think you cheated level skip on the last level
Snowcookies: Did you beat the game?
JadedCynic: Game Intent: make player woke Alex Intent: make game BROKE
ImmoralEthicist: "Deagle-eyed"? Alex, be honest, did you name the achievements for this game?
TXC2: monosceros :D
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
elah806: Congrats Alex you are now the boshy
PaperDoopliss: I think it means you've already killed Adam
Mysticman89: no it means you are now adam
Izandai: No, it means you *are* Adam.
TXC2: you can try Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_WH lrrADAM
Omthebox: You can, but you probably shouldn't.
beowuuf: fight yes, win no :p
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun "Interesting game, Mr. Steacy - the only winning move is to not play. How about a nice game of CoD?" Kappa
elah806: Everyone can always fight Adam. I think now you have a fighting chance
monosceros: chat, Adam has literally never been on an irl fight :P
Lord_ZYRK: I'm pretty sure you could've previously fought Adam whenever you wanted
WolfireGames: 🎃
elah806: monosceros i.e. he's never lost
monosceros: I'm pretty sure Alex could kick Adam's ass in a boshy showdown
Basic_Human_Decency: it's so exhilarating
Lord_ZYRK: Or at least attempted. He'd probably just curl into the fetal position and start crying seabatUseless
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
SleepyDeveloper: ND++
Catcard: are you.... bleeding out?
JadedCynic: just flesh wound
beowuuf: monosceros: i would still bet on natural talent if pushed :p
Karfsma778: ND Count 3
ImmoralEthicist: did you just shoot yourself in the leg/foot?
Catcard: is that a thing that happens?
MAPBoardgames: ND count 3.
wildpeaks: it's ok, we didn't need all that blood
Rhynerd: Just a flesh wound
monosceros: @elah806 he can't claim to be champion if he's never won either :p
Lysander_Gustav: :D
DigitalSeahorse: eeee
TheWriterAleph: in the faaace
NimrodXIV: in the face
BusTed: Whoops.
JadedCynic: lrrGREED
ClankyLily: optimistic
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
SniHjen: what were you even trying to do??
TXC2: wow, it pivoted up :p
Bearudite: cheeky monkey
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaFine
monosceros: respect the boldness
wildpeaks: booped its snoot
WearingCats_CwC: shot in the phaenus
Izandai: @SniHjen If you hack the turrets they die.
TXC2: SniHjen hack it to turn it off
Snowcookies: Hubris strikes again
WolfireGames: No new guns in this update!
JadedCynic: @SniHjen hack the machine to disable it (and get its bullats
SniHjen: while it is on, armed, capable of rotating, and shooting
SniHjen: that's what I meant, I knew the action, the question was "whyyy???"
Basic_Human_Decency: inquisitive
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Catcard: sdklfjslkdjg ALEX
Lord_ZYRK: lrrWOW
WolfireGames: We definitely have plans for more
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSweat
Lysander_Gustav: does this have "concept" guns and prototypes that never got into production?
monosceros: imagine having a public dick
Rhynerd: The Adventures of Sam Spade, Detective!
SniHjen: you do get ammo for shooting them
TXC2: Spade 100% means something else in NA doesn't it? :p
Lord_ZYRK: When can we expect the XM99A Phased Plasma Pulse Rifle Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Nice bird impression, alex!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM lrrAWW_PM
elah806: Pumpkins are always at least a little concerning, I feel
Snowcookies: probably cursed pumpkins
MAPBoardgames: Dude, there's a door RIGHT THERE!
monosceros: look at mr. plexiglass over here
Basic_Human_Decency: the door was right there Kappa
Rhynerd: So, is the Wayward Reciever Caper?
BusTed: Spade vs spayed, TXC2
MAPBoardgames: ND count 4
SniHjen: stop doing that?
WearingCats_CwC: pls
wildpeaks: sir
TXC2: BusTed ah, that makes more sense
MAPBoardgames: ND count 5
NimrodXIV: that is your invisible foot, sir
Snowcookies: Gun safety, Alex!
MAPBoardgames: Or where those intentional?
Lord_ZYRK: Or two pieces of cast iron pipe with a nail taped to it to put shotgun shells in Keepo
Wolfstrike_NL: we used to have 2 mire bullets
Basic_Human_Decency: 8 toes left Kappa
Armyguy0: lrrSPOOP_WH
Wolfstrike_NL: *more
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
WearingCats_CwC: "And then I shot myself in both kneecaps, just to be sure"
Rhynerd: Did Alex just shoot himself in the foot so hard it caused a thunderstorm?
monosceros: @NimrodXIV we are canonically a target practice sheet
Armyguy0: lrrSLOTH_WH
TXC2: MAPBoardgames still negligent even if intentional Kappa
SniHjen: that's a actual one
Armyguy0: There we go
SniHjen: I've used them, that's 100% correct
Lysander_Gustav: would be kind of funny if after running through the glass you end up with glass shards sticking in the screen. But I guess it would difficult to see through
Armyguy0: lrrSLOTH_WH works well
Lord_ZYRK: Some fucks just lathing about up here DansGame
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Catcard: I could never handle a gun. I'd get scream-nervous just having the thing in my hands.
JadedCynic: @Rhynerd coincidence != correlation, letalone =causation
DigitalSeahorse: now if it gave you something to lathe and the lathe operated in game
Rhynerd: @jadedcynic fair
TXC2: gets in car, dives home, makes sandwich, Still selling fake doors
chemicalrascal: Ah, good to see R2 still getting play
Izandai: I can.
monosceros: "haha it's still the commercial"
Despoiler98: Thanks for the KPOPglow @tssaloic
Lord_ZYRK: Who would win? A highly maneuverable aerial drone piloted by an advanced targeting AI, or one Shooty McScooty.
MAPBoardgames: The drone more crashed, than landed.
Lysander_Gustav: Yeah I don't like guns either. Hardly ever like shooter games where the opponents are recognizable humans. Or shooters in "modern" settings.
SniHjen: stop throwing away your bullets
Catcard: oh lawd he comin
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK for a given value of 'advanced'
elah806: The first TV skit episode of Rick and Morty was pretty much wall to wall knockouts
Rhynerd: Taser drones falling from great heights is always a very satisfying thing
Catcard: OOOO
DigitalSeahorse: I operated a lathe once, made a paper towel holder that's now sitting at Grandparents place
chemicalrascal: OHBOI
MAPBoardgames: Don't step on it
ChimPANGzee: Clutch!
monosceros: CLUTCH
hyaundredneer: oh hi. This looks like that game I've seen once in highlights that crash'd back to home screen.
JadedCynic: lrrSACK
Snowcookies: lrrSACK lrrALEX
chemicalrascal: Yeah, it had stability issues at launch IIRC @hyaundredneer
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK lrrALEX_WH
JadedCynic: @hyaundredneer oh yeah, we did that earlier ;)
TXC2: hyaundredneer it may well be, 'cause that's happend again today :p
Lord_ZYRK: JadedCynic I'd like to see you program a drone to track a human target indoors
Izandai: PrideLaugh That would be fucked.
TXC2: WHAT?, What mad idiot made that gun design?
chemicalrascal: That at least sounds like a great idea for a mod
SquareDotCube: Or what about something out the ordinary, like a Welrod?
monosceros: what kind of psycho designed that? LUL
elah806: Why...why would you...why would you make that
Contiguouskittycat: Alternatively: VERY HARD MODE. The only weapon is an arquebus.
MAPBoardgames: Alex's best friend (the plain wooden crate) didn't save him.
Rhynerd: That sounds like a pistol the threat would give you.
chemicalrascal: Fewer buttons => more cheaper
TXC2: "to be fairrrrrrrr"
PharaohBender27: @Contiguouskittycat katesLol
monosceros: that was a big TBF
Mangledpixel: even so, that would be a nervewracking gun to learn to use
JadedCynic: @Lord_ZYRK exactly my point - Wolffire only had so much time and effort to devote to that...'advanced' is a VERY *relative* term that needs a frame of reference
SniHjen: oh, you don't actually get more bullet, you get refunded on hitting those
SniHjen: well, you only get +1
JadedCynic: @SniHjen exactly
DigitalSeahorse: if I ever make a really good game I'm gonna put a crate and barrel at the beginning just to defy the rule
I_Am_Clockwork: you also can try to hit more than one at once
WolfireGames: <3 <3 <3
Zu_o: @SniHjen I am pretty sure when they are lined up like that you are supposed to hit all three with one
I_Am_Clockwork: so spend one bullet to get 2 or 3
Contiguouskittycat: @SniHjen Unless they are at walking height in which case you get additional bullets since they pop when you just walk into them
chemicalrascal: Previously on: I Shouldn't Be Alive
Izandai: I woulda done that already... If there was a Mac version. HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
ashteranic: Did you watch any of the speed-run videos of this, alex?
JadedCynic: that spotlight makes the 'targeting cone' of the turret kinda confusing - whale plaid devs :D
monosceros: easy link for everyone <3
Contiguouskittycat: @WolfireGames Liberator pistol when? Kappa Kappa
MAPBoardgames: No ammo
Zaghrog: it's out of ammo I bet
chemicalrascal: SHOT IN THE BACK?!!
MAPBoardgames: I guess not
Zaghrog: well, I was wrong
JadedCynic: apparerntly NOT
Izandai: @Zaghrog you ben wrong.
Bearudite: shot from behind
Zu_o: @Zaghrog the narrator: It was not out of ammo
Bearudite: losing the dowl
Zaghrog: what part did we break off?
Izandai: WutFace
Bribe_Guntails: The ammo bin
TXC2: ouch
Snowcookies: Never hack a turret looking at you
JadedCynic: YUMMY!
Izandai: That. Sounds. Awful.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCringe
SquareDotCube: Get stuck with a Derringer, or worse a pepperbox
Rhynerd: Is the liberator that little 1-shot pistol that holds rifle rounds?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
elah806: Hearing a lot of "to be fair" this stream
Bearudite: upgrade to a luger
doubleayrun: to be faaaayuh
Despoiler98: I saw one at the national espionage museum in DC
Bribe_Guntails: LUL
BusTed: Sneaky.
TXC2: it's a gun to be given to frech resistance or CIA peeps
Rhynerd: Ah.
chemicalrascal: Liberator Pistol: The original gun-game
JadedCynic: @SquareDotCube no, downgrade to a daisy air pistol
ashteranic: what the heck was that
Astra7525: ahhhhhhh
Contiguouskittycat: Much like the Sten, it's made of stamped sheet metal, but unlike the Sten, it wasn't good.
Izandai: I don't even know what you're shooting at.
Rhynerd: The entity!
JadedCynic: flying drones
Twilight_Spark: The minimal physical material to instantiate the idea of gun.
chemicalrascal: That was a flyboy
SniHjen: I think you got it? I heard what to me sounded like a "falling apart" sound
Astra7525: oh wow that thing even looks terrifying
ashteranic: that wasn't a drone, it teleported
niccus: no music, no jumpy noise, all good
niccus: or not
MAPBoardgames: didja get it?
Snowcookies: remember when bullets were a commodity?
chemicalrascal: That's still alive, yeah
NimrodXIV: good idea, hide in the shitter
Rhynerd: Good news is: you’re cornered. It can’t get you from behind
JadedCynic: wait....the rustling noise - that's the spike-bot.... O_o
Bribe_Guntails: Itchiest trigger finger, I tell ya
Lysander_Gustav: would it be too ridiculous to add an obrez, and then program in being careful not to tip the gun to far and have the bullet fall out of the barrel?
Izandai: uh
elah806: your reflection a target?
JadedCynic: "check those corners!"
chemicalrascal: WHAT THE HELL
Izandai: wtf was that?????
Rhynerd: @elah806 yes
chemicalrascal: WHAT THE HELL?!!
BusTed: Ever vigilant.
Snowcookies: Yes, we play as a target
TXC2: elah806 sure is
Rhynerd: The Stalking Entity is here
JadedCynic: @Izandai that was something I affectionately named "Spike" :P
MAPBoardgames: oh god oh god oh god <scared emoji>
Izandai: Why would you affectionately that thing anything???
ashteranic: when did they add this to the game? i haven't played it in a while. is it a halloween-only thing?
Izandai: OW
Snowcookies: it might ba a halloween thing
BusTed: benginTraitor
JadedCynic: some kind of 'teleporting' human-sized bot with two fivefoot skewers
DigitalSeahorse: dsaKEKW
chemicalrascal: Holy balls what the hell
SniHjen: why did you run into it?
ashteranic: rofl
MAPBoardgames: That's legit terrifying
JadedCynic: yeah, @Snowcookies I think so :p
elah806: Yikes
Izandai: Why can it teleport???
LordZarano: What I'm learning from this stream is that there's a lot of badly designed guns that exist
Contiguouskittycat: Is it like a weeping angel? Can we stop it by looking at it?
SleepyDeveloper: the screamers are evolving D:
monosceros: that was like a fucking skyrim PC breaking invisibility behind you holy crap
Kroporo: Those screams bring joy to my life
electroswagnetism: oh hey a smithy wessy
Astra7525: from afar it even looks like a grim reaper with it white/yellow head and long arms
JadedCynic: @chemicalrascal a) to keep you on your Boogaloo toes, and b) happy halloween?
diamondmx: How do you like (have you played?) VR simulation shooters, like Horseshoes, Hotdogs and Handgrenades?
MAPBoardgames: I think it weeping angel moves.
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun I think it blinks around?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Contiguouskittycat: @LordZarano The history of firearms is basically that every terrible idea you've had for a firearm already exists somewhere. If it's not more popular, there's a good reason for that.
monosceros: if it... beeps? we can kill it?
Lysander_Gustav: I don't know if it would be funny or infuriating if the replacement ammo in the levels ended up being for the wrong gun.
Rhynerd: Is the sensor armored?
RobotInProgress: 4 tasty bullets
Snowcookies: turns out, ghosts are weak to gun
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun seems to only be shot when at close range when trying to spike you
Astra7525: I think it teleports and doesn't move linearly
MAPBoardgames: I think it shows up after pumpkin murders occur
TXC2: LordZarano watch Forgotten weapons on youtube, it will open your eyes to how wild gun design is
JadedCynic: I think it starts to show at like lvl 3?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideBalloons
Zaghrog: I thought we met the first one at lvl 1?
Lysander_Gustav: maybe a stalker mode, where you can throw spent shell casings for distractions?
Rhynerd: Is the only way to kill the entity to draw it in close and then unload before it spikes?
JadedCynic: @Astra7525 yeah, I THOUGHT it was 'hopping' around the map using its spike arms to jump...but yeah it seems more like a slender-bot?
Snowcookies: Ghosts are real and they've taken over robots
Karfsma778: so.. why are we shooting the pumpkins?
diamondmx: I think non-indie devs like to do that too.
DigitalSeahorse: PridePog archade levels
niccus: because it's fun to shoot pumpkins
Lysander_Gustav: sneaky
JadedCynic: archaic arcades?
Lord_ZYRK: It has a friend lrrSPOOP
monosceros: a b s o r b the tapes
JadedCynic: @Karfsma778 IIRC we get bullat like from balloons?
JadedCynic: yep
Rhynerd: Oh hey, one of those two turrets had a tape
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Karfsma778: oh cool
TXC2: a tacti-cool ?
KeytarCat: Definitely heard the OTHER CBT there
monosceros: meditation through violence. kill six billion demons
Rhynerd: Selfcare is the ultimate mindtech
MAPBoardgames: We have so much bullat
JadedCynic: @KeytarCat discipline
CalemLyon: cassette tape compulsory basic training?
Izandai: I love the concept of smuggling good and wholesome messages/advice/therapy in the guise of edgelord BS.
chemicalrascal: Yeah, it's pretty nice that the devs didn't do something edgy/dumb with mindtech
JadedCynic: ahem :D
DigitalSeahorse: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Gekyouryuu: also Closed Beta Test
Karfsma778: ahahaa
DigitalSeahorse: or Cock and Ball Torture
Karfsma778: It's own form of therapy
Mysticman89: therapeutic perhaps
Gekyouryuu: so you can have a CBT for a game about CBT
MrPolyK: I know CBT as computer-based training
BrowneePoints: which is ALSO behavioral theraby
Lysander_Gustav: the fun of jargon acronyms having overlaps
SniHjen: you are aiming to good, you kept hitting the exact same spot.
DigitalSeahorse: yes you can do CBT while you do CBT :P
JadedCynic: "we had it first!" ;)
Basic_Human_Decency: cbt is a strain of weed Kappa
Lysander_Gustav: mlm -- multilevel marketing, or men loving men?
Izandai: Got there
planeswalkagogo: I litterally just tuned in as Alex was talking about CBT, lol
DigitalSeahorse: also that yes, Basic_Human_Decency
TXC2: everything is a strain of weed :p
Basic_Human_Decency: ^
DigitalSeahorse: CBT also comes as an oil :D
JadedCynic: MW - modern warfare or MechWarrior?
chemicalrascal: @planeswalkagogo CBT is a big part of R2!
Rhynerd: TF2: Team Fortress w or Titanfall 2?
WearingCats_CwC: Gordon Freeman lubes his guns Kappa
JadedCynic: the latest version of CBT is also in CBT status (Classic BattleTech, or Closed Beta Test)
niccus: friend is here!
Gen2Gengar: Team Fortress 100%
SniHjen: newsflash: metal expands when getting hot
Karfsma778: when it gets warm, metal gets big
Astra7525: friendbot
Zaghrog: PoE: Path of Exile or Pillars of Eternity
TXC2: especially if it's over pressured
Mysticman89: theres also CBD which is not related to CBT but may sound similar
Lysander_Gustav: funky
Izandai: WOW hate that thing
Gen2Gengar: Path of Exile
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE smixelFine
chemicalrascal: RELOAD, GORDON!
MAPBoardgames: This fitted brass cup can expand when an explosion occurs inside it? Tell me more!
wildpeaks: totally normal humans noises
TXC2: "heat makes metal expand? now whose talking mumbo jumbo" Kappa
elah806: In CBT I was recommended some CBT after the ongoing CBT started to feel like CBT
diamondmx: @Mysticman89 You say it's not related, but I'd assume some CBD would help with CBT.
Astra7525: why does it not die
planeswalkagogo: and now I'm think about when I had to use a bolt gun at work
chemicalrascal: It has devhacks on
Izandai: I hate that it can teleport SO MUCH
MAPBoardgames: Rule #1 scare the shit out of Alex.
Mysticman89: CBD may be helpful if your therapist prefers CBT instead of CBT.
JadedCynic: "Greetings Fellow TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS; can I carry that pile of papers for you? How about let me dispose of those styrofoam cups!"
chemicalrascal: Good thing its attack seems relatively slow?
MAPBoardgames: Sneak... sneak.. sneak...
Izandai: Breeki?
Metalupis: @planeswalkagogo beef or pork?
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames "the plan is simple: we SPOOP the Alex."
Lysander_Gustav: interesting music
planeswalkagogo: @Metalupis pork
Lysander_Gustav: darn
Despoiler98: FUCK
Izandai: oh dear
JadedCynic: welp
diamondmx: How were you supposed to avoid that?
chemicalrascal: Jesus CHRIST that's not a fun time
DigitalSeahorse: orangekitPeaches
Izandai: That was a bad confluence of events.
TXC2: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
SniHjen: wtf... you were looking right at it... and you just stared instead of fireing
Bearudite: nothing personal kid
Gekyouryuu: Blowout soon, fellow Stalking Entity
WolfireGames: That was a very unlucky combo of events LUL
SleepyDeveloper: There ought to be some sort of Predator shimmer thing at least D:
JadedCynic: @diamondmx wait, could we close and shoot?
chemicalrascal: @SniHjen He had a suicide tape
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Metalupis: @planeswalkagogo fun fun, wife does that, i'm over at a beef plant
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Izandai: For those who don't know, that tape would've seized control of Alex's controls and made him shoot himself upon finishing.
Lysander_Gustav: I like the wireframes on the outro screen. It reminds me of certain games I used to play way back in the day.
Izandai: Hence the concern.
SniHjen: that's a thing? well damn
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @TXC2 !
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
planeswalkagogo: @Metalupis oh, it's not at the plant. I worked in farrowing
Astra7525: @WolfireGames congrats on creating this truly terrifying "friend"
NightValien28: good night TXC2
Lysander_Gustav: See you later, TXC2!
JadedCynic: @SniHjen further back, it just teleports away when shot at...up close? we were already dead- skewered by its arms
Zaghrog: Tapes like that are why picking up tapes while holding a loaded gun is a bad idea
Metalupis: @planeswalkagogo ahh, got it
Izandai: @SniHjen Oh yeah, some of the tapes kill you. You have to empty all rounds from your gun to survive it.
WolfireGames: Thanks @Astra7525, getting to watch people react to it live is amazing :D
chemicalrascal: Yeah, you've gotta be careful, but the stalking entity completely changes that balance
JadedCynic: @SniHjen yeah, the 'bad' tapes override your ability to act as you wish, so not always a good idea to grab a tape when threats are around
Gekyouryuu: chat, help. I saw LRR's Dragon spoiler for Commander and now I have to try and figure out how/if it goes into my deck. curse the first world problems of having a finely tuned machine
planeswalkagogo: @Metalupis I'm probably not going to go too deep into it, as not everyone here might want to be in on that conversation
Metalupis: @planeswalkagogo yeah, i understand, was trying to keep it vauge myself
Izandai: So it seems like the stalking machine is only vulnerable once it's right up in your face and doesn't have time to teleport away.
planeswalkagogo: @Metalupis but it was kinda cool that you were able to pick up on it from that little. I didn't realized the used it in beef as well, though it makes sense
JadedCynic: @Izandai yeah...and if we're busy fighting suicidal impusles...welp lrrAWW
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Metalupis: @planeswalkagogo its kind of an "oh crap the usual didn't work and we need a solution right now"
Mangledpixel: okey, and perhaps also dokey
niccus: is this your mind palace
TheWriterAleph: that's a helluva thing
DigitalSeahorse: smixelSideeye
PharaohBender27: What an odd TV program
monosceros: wait when did we start watching Brave New Faves
Izandai: @JadedCynic Yeah, like I said, bad confluence of events.
Zu_o: @LoadingReadyRun anything on channel 2?
PharaohBender27: @monosceros katesLol
planeswalkagogo: @Metalupis ah. ours was for when a different kind of wrong happened
JadedCynic: huh, are we being subjected to subliminal programming (pun intended)
iris_of_ether: @monosceros You got there before I did :D kathle3PRISM
Bearudite: 3 pumpkins seem to summon the spike homie
DigitalSeahorse: do they get BBC 4? smixelWhat
eric_christian_berg: Yay! I have missed Alex.
monosceros: @iris_of_ether great minds benginFingers
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: lol
JadedCynic: #NotACult
iris_of_ether: @monosceros benginFingers
WolfireGames: Such grace.
Izandai: Got there
DigitalSeahorse: smixelNotcult smixelRiot dsaUnity #NotACult
Lysander_Gustav: nice
niccus: ??????
TheAinMAP: Whew.
XIIV13C100111: lrrSACK
eric_christian_berg: Mad skillz.
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
The_Quiet_Alestain: Elegant.
JadedCynic: yeah, I'm TOTALLY glad that this is CLEARLY a parody and not AT ALL subject to Poe's Law :p
Lysander_Gustav: oh, neat
Izandai: Still beautiful.
electroswagnetism: It's funny to me that the plot of the game is basically "hey the media is brainwashing you; collect this brainwashing media so we can do it instead"
PharaohBender27: katesNice
monosceros: noice
DigitalSeahorse: lucidNice
Kroporo: nice gong
elah806: IDK this sounds like something Fox News themselves would broadcast
elah806: YIKEs
DigitalSeahorse: the Q
SquareDotCube: I wouldn't go... that far
Izandai: what
Karfsma778: ahahaa
JadedCynic: @elah806 funny how the dividing lines kinda blur, huh? :)
The_Quiet_Alestain: What?
Izandai: woof
elah806: Someone's read The Fountainhead
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scratchmonkey: Alex and Receiver 2 is like chocolate and peanut butter
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planeswalkagogo: can he get around the window way?
JadedCynic: pesky riccochets
Despoiler98: Drywall is a bad bullet shield
electroswagnetism: drywall is bad cover
Lysander_Gustav: eurgh
TheAinMAP: katesRip_WH
SniHjen: I think you hit the rotating part, while it was pointed at the whall
SniHjen: wall
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1Doom
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1Hug
JadedCynic: Alex - "it not perfect system" vOv
SniHjen: uhh... the opposite, the door, that you were at.
Snowcookies: drywall, what is it good for?
Juliamon: The important part is that you're playing it for us to watch.
eric_christian_berg: It's not the game skill, it's the company.
Izandai: It's opaque.
NimrodXIV: ^
Lysander_Gustav: does the gun sometimes jam?
Lord_Hosk: I prefer to think of Alex as more of peanut butter and chocolate... FITE ME IRL
CalemLyon: i'm watching less for gameplay and more for Alex knows interesting gun facts
JadedCynic: I was gonna ask, is there an ability to open these clearly-double-hung sliding patio doors?
Izandai: Opening doors is for wimps.
RobotInProgress: Pumpk
scratchmonkey: that's how i go through doors
JadedCynic: Silly me on trying to conserve ammo?
XIIV13C100111: Maglight
Lysander_Gustav: the character doesn't have hands, so maybe doors are difficult?
planeswalkagogo: so, late to the stream here: each time you die you respawn with a different gun on a different level?
scratchmonkey: Kool-Aid Man, all the time
monosceros: hasn't been an enemy in... an upsettingly long time
Astra7525: we haven't figured out whether the pumpkins do anything special besides functioning like a balloon
DigitalSeahorse: Alex "Reese's" Steacy
XIIV13C100111: @monosceros "It's quiet. Too quiet..."
JadedCynic: finally a REAL mag
JadedCynic: dangit; now I'm hungry; brb
Karfsma778: What's the flashlight... GOOD for? I saw earlier that it made enemies see you from further out. So what benefit doe it have
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
monosceros: hasta la reese's
DigitalSeahorse: no
Izandai: @Karfsma778 It illuminates the environment.
DigitalSeahorse: Hasta La PIECES!
XIIV13C100111: What pumpkin?
JadedCynic: @Karfsma778 some areas are really dark and we need it
electroswagnetism: here come dat boi
Karfsma778: Ah, ok. I was like, it doesn't seem dark in many places
Lysander_Gustav: pumpkins summon the robot?
Izandai: Maybe?
Izandai: It's unclear.
Astra7525: I am fairly certain now that the pumpkins summon reaperbot
JadedCynic: @Lysander_Gustav seems like it, but pumpkins give bullets like ballons, so...
LordZarano: Flashlight is good for seeing in dark places. Oh, you mean in the game?
electroswagnetism: reaperbot no liek hi-point
JadedCynic: "You are SPECIAL - you're not like the rest. Only OUR exclusionary group appreciates you. Trust no one else. PS. We're totes NOT a cult - honest"
planeswalkagogo: so what is the goal of this game?
SleepyDeveloper: to not die
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun I guess we gotta experiment?
monosceros: grab tapes, don't die
Astra7525: oh no... do you have to let it get closer until it turns red?
Izandai: God the sound design for this thing is so good.
XIIV13C100111: "The media is dangerous, close yourself off to all other ideas"
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ggodopaste: resub for 18! how realistic are these guns, Alex?
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JadedCynic: @planeswalkagogo collect all the 'good' programming tapes and ascend through the INSIGHT group, avoiding death along the way"
DigitalSeahorse: eventually the gun will want to turn itself on you so to speak
SniHjen: did you drop it on the ground?
MAPBoardgames: All this realistic gun play is too much for me. I'm going to go play borderlands 2.
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse yeah, among the CBT and gun-safety tapes, there are some....'downer' tapes...
JadedCynic: heck, alex - that works for most things - shoot at me and I'll run too :D
Izandai: I might be wrong, but I think you can't actually kill it until it's right in your face about to stab you.
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic dsaTankie feliciaTouch
JadedCynic: @Izandai seems like it - like it's only really vulnerable when it's trying to stab you and can't 'blink' away when you shoot
Izandai: Exactly.
Izandai: But of course that's a dangerous theory to test.
Astra7525: I can't figure that thing out
Izandai: Step one
JadedCynic: alex is giving me test data...need a bigger sample before I can say it supports my hypothesis or not
DigitalSeahorse: there is no "oh whatever" in gun safety
Astra7525: that must've been a fun voiceover recording session
LordZarano: bloon!
WalrusOntheCourt: It's a pretty sound.
DigitalSeahorse: bloons! lucidDuck PrideBalloons
Karfsma778: what is your favored gun in this game?
Astra7525: The city looks abandoned, as if everybody has just vanished
JadedCynic: @Astra7525 or most games with 'death/injury sounds' end up having 'interesting' V/O sessions - "okay, maybe a little shorter of a groan?"
WalrusOntheCourt: 1970s "It's quiet... too quiet..." 2020s "It's serene... too serene"
JadedCynic: "keep the intensity, but less sustain"
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Karfsma778: @Astra7525 almost like there's killbots everywhere
DigitalSeahorse: does it know if you turned off the game?
Lord_Hosk: Stream forever (clap clap CLAPCLAPCLAP)
WalrusOntheCourt: Reality "C"? or Reality Sea?
JadedCynic: o7
ClankyLily: F
WearingCats_CwC: Reality C? Is this a stealth Homestuck fanfic?
iris_of_ether: F
PharaohBender27: katesRip
KeytarCat: Reali-sea
wildpeaks: a shocking twist
JadedCynic: stoppin powah!
Karfsma778: The Platonic Ideal of Pistol!
Deadlymuffin5: How many glock legs today?
DigitalSeahorse: xidikuRIP
Snowcookies: Fire?
JadedCynic: the only handgun I've ever fired, the 1911.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
WalrusOntheCourt: "That's a million dollars a round, baby!
Karfsma778: Is it just me that thinks of it that way? or is the 1911 commonly thought of as "platonic ideal of handgun"
WalrusOntheCourt: Boon!
JadedCynic: then why did you shoot the pumpkin?!? :D
Astra7525: his head turns
JadedCynic: yeah, I thought it was a turret for a min
JadedCynic: famn that steop ladder... :P
Snowcookies: Pumpkins are cursed
Izandai: Yeah, I think I get it now.
Zaghrog: red light
Gekyouryuu: Blowout soon, fellow Stalking Entity
JadedCynic: you've got a SPLIT second when it blinks close...
Izandai: Red light means it's about to get up in your face, and that's when you blast it.
JadedCynic: it's like 5 ft away and it doesn't notice you
Zaghrog: could be it doesn't appear at all until a pumpkin is smashed
TheWriterAleph: the sounds are so good in this game
niccus: i think it always "notices" you, it just doesn't do anything other than teleport
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
Izandai: Sidenote, "teleporting tripod armed with 5-foot steel spikes" is a hell of a concept for an autonomous weapons platform.
Astra7525: stop summoning the demons, Alex
Izandai: nice
Karfsma778: it's a weapon of terror, not of war
DigitalSeahorse: have we tried not shooting the pumpkin to see if it still shows up?
Izandai: @Karfsma778 UnderstoodThatReference.gif
TheWriterAleph: so close
KeytarCat: ooh, a double pin!
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Astra7525: no, there was another turret in that area
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JadedCynic: I remember I went with a friend to the range for his birthday, and I fired off a few mags. the staff member with us noticed I was pretty attentive to the instructions so he showed me something about the 1911; he had a few rubber tubs with gun parts; slides, grips, barrels, etc. he shoved his hand in a bin, pulled out a grip, and basically assembled a 1911 at random from the bins of parts, then loaded and put a mag downrange, no jams. that's the 'elegant simplicity' of Browning's design
Izandai: Damn.
SleepyDeveloper: PULL *blam*
wildpeaks: !advice
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SleepyDeveloper: ND++
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wildpeaks: I don't think the gun is loaded with cookies, lrrbot
Karfsma778: That's number... four?
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SleepyDeveloper: like 5 or 6
JadedCynic: I mean, you COULD mill a 1911 to exacting tolerances, and make a match-grade weapon....but you'd need MUCH more care and attention to keep it at that level of accuracy and performance.
Izandai: byeeeee
SleepyDeveloper: gravity self check complete
Lord_ZYRK: Just shoot at the ground to slow your descent Kappa
LordZarano: How many NDs are you on my dude?
JadedCynic: but the gun was DESIGNED for field use - to be banged around, and mistreated and still function
JadedCynic: maybe 4 so far?
monosceros: Thanks for the KPOPdance @mathgeek3_14
SquareDotCube: If only we weren't as thin as cardboard
adamjford: Negligent Displacement off a building
ryuhimora: time for some stopping powah
Lord_ZYRK: Trigger still works :)
SleepyDeveloper: 7
Mysticman89: how much external gun knowledge does draw upon, compared to what might be tutorialised in some form in the game?
ryuhimora: what
monosceros: KPOPdance this kinda reads as a prayer emote
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
ryuhimora: what just happened
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
JadedCynic: okay 7 NDs, but not all were LETHAL
SleepyDeveloper: its 1000% more accurate than just about any other game with a gun
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
SleepyDeveloper: especially when most games say "pick up the clip and put it in your pistol" danDerp
GamesAndInk: Imagine Gordon Freeman accidentally nailing himself in the leg with an energy ball while reloading the Combine rifle
PharaohBender27: O_o
JadedCynic: it reminds you of your discipline and well, mindfulness
Izandai: Most shooters would not be made more fun by the addition of an ND mechanic.
Mister_Hush: nobody wants to play CoD like it's this game; they're accomplishing very different things
SleepyDeveloper: I get an eye twitch when first person shooter games use "clip" instead of magazine.
red_shoes_jeff: Time for the KNIFE!
chesul: we a stealth game now bois!
KeytarCat: @Mister_Hush That would be a very different YT scene
JadedCynic: yeah game design has to balance fun vs feature
Karfsma778: Yeah. they've got very different goals, which isn't a bad thing
monosceros: drone detects paenus
Zu_o: Game is missing the ability to throw the gun when you've shot everything and just want to throw it out of frustration
wildpeaks: Painkiller was fun too
Mister_The_Doc: Killing Floor had great gun animations if nothing else
Metalupis: did you ever play Heavy Bullets?
Gekyouryuu: Jacob had a fun saying in regard to something else that I think works for Alex here: "I'm gonna bake some bread so I can make some toast to spread this on, because this is my jam."
JadedCynic: the gun has a input hose you poke into your big bag o bullats and it vaccuums up ordinance as needed
Karfsma778: Mood
NimrodXIV: same
Lysander_Gustav: Gonner 2 just came out. I was thinking of trying it.
Metalupis: oh yeah, i'm so thankful for God Mode on Hades, only reason i'm doing decently at it
NightValien28: hades has a lot of good accessibility options if you want a cool roguelite
red_shoes_jeff: "Judge Colt and his Jury of Six." That's a new one!
KeytarCat: They're so good! But I don't have the energy to get good enough to enjoy them!
Karfsma778: HA
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Gekyouryuu: NICE shot
GamesAndInk: I like that this game has the sort of gut-wrenching sound queue and flashing visual queues when you FIRE a gun that some games would have when you get HIT.
niccus: friend wants hug
Lysander_Gustav: oh, the robot was just sort of hanging out
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SleepyDeveloper: 357 is a fun round, if a bit hard on the hands
GoAmpDog2: Cheer100 hi Alex! How many ND you on?
Karfsma778: 7
SleepyDeveloper: yep
WolfireGames: 7
Astra7525: why did murder-hug bot leave?
SleepyDeveloper: 8
JadedCynic: wait, you can try to HACK the skewer bot? :D
Revelia: i saw the hacking interface for muderbot
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
JadedCynic: yeah!
Karfsma778: 9
SleepyDeveloper: 9
JadedCynic: not gonna do you any good, but....
red_shoes_jeff: FOREBODING!
Revelia: if you can somehow sneak up on IT probably?
KeytarCat: Murder Hugs, doot doo doot doo doo doo
zizfish: try hacking it?
SleepyDeveloper: It just wants to hug you, to death.
Gekyouryuu: since it's a "Stalking Entity" should we call it a Yande-roid?
JadedCynic: ^^^^^^^
Astra7525: Continuous. enthusiastic. trigger-safety.
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MennoKnight42: all these walls are somewhat poisonous, but not super poisonous
KeytarCat: @Gekyouryuu I love that so much, I'm stealing it
RiverBirch: o-o
Gekyouryuu: go for it
RiverBirch: Uh-oh
WolfireGames: Well, that's new.
MennoKnight42: or someone in the place needs more WHMIS training
SleepyDeveloper: woops
NimrodXIV: lol
wildpeaks: uh oh, murderbot hacked back
WearingCats_CwC: Did you cheat too hard again?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSweat
Bearudite: uhoh
JadedCynic: TIMING - the secret of comedy :D
Snowcookies: hard quit?
red_shoes_jeff: Say, is the dev still watching?
Astra7525: You cheated not just the game, but also yourself
wildpeaks: speedrun strat
Revelia: good thing the dev is watching, free bug report
Juliamon: Live QA testing
Gekyouryuu: nah, Alex, this is the next logical step after the whole "seeing yourself as a shooting target in the mirror"
WolfireGames: I can honestly say I've never seen this before.
JadedCynic: Gamma Testing (post-launch development ;) )
wildpeaks: :D
Lysander_Gustav: :D
WolfireGames: Must have been some weirdness with the INSIGHT cheat yeah.
WolfireGames: I'm lowkey relieved that rebooting fixed that..
JadedCynic: @WolfireGames well, to be fair, it's not something that'd even expect when QA'ing :D
WolfireGames: Haha, totally.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
NimrodXIV: stupid paint roller
Juliamon: love that pumpkin splorch
niccus: what if you quit the game and the overlay just sticks there on the desktop
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha nice
JadedCynic: lrrFRUMP
NimrodXIV: dammit
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM teebsFarming teebsFarming teebsFarming
Gekyouryuu: HA
SleepyDeveloper: lol
ryuhimora: wooooooow
PharaohBender27: @niccus Well then your computer's done haunted
Karfsma778: 10
wildpeaks: :D
red_shoes_jeff: 10
MennoKnight42: off/nice/you're a bad person
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Astra7525: woooow
WearingCats_CwC: It wasn't THAT bad
JadedCynic: TOUCHE @WolfireGames WHALE PLAID!
ryuhimora: lrrWOW lrrWOW
WolfireGames: LUL LUL LUL LUL
Snowcookies: I laughed at that ND
CAKHost: F for bullet
GhostValv: :O
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SleepyDeveloper: Beretta 92?
Lysander_Gustav: nice floor texture.
TheGreatPotatoMage: Doesn't look like a particularly tall Step Ladder, so probably not up to much. Heh.
MennoKnight42: you'd think you could just hold up the top part and let the legs swivel
Phailhammer: We're learning! :D
MennoKnight42: but alas
KeytarCat: They can't see you if you don't have blood!
red_shoes_jeff: I still need to find a gun range.
red_shoes_jeff: I don't think I'd wanna OWN a gun, But I wanna shoot one. At least once.
Lysander_Gustav: webleys are kind of fun looking. Don't know if they're fun to shoot.
Astra7525: must've not been rotated properly while in storage
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SleepyDeveloper: oh its fun, and very addictive
TheGreatPotatoMage: @red_shoes_jeff I'd be okay with owning one here in Germany; you can OWN one, but unless you have a SECOND type of license, it has to be kept in a gun range and never leave
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM katesLurk
PharaohBender27: lrrALEX is the kind of gun enthusiast I like :)
Mysticman89: basically those deep into any fandom can be a bit much
NimrodXIV: no thanks on the gun nerds
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Karfsma778: Gun Nerds are generally...very yikes
WalrusOntheCourt: Also, I recommend you understand what you want it for, Chat. If you want home defense, then your need may not be a handgun.
PharaohBender27: katesNice
tenthtechpriest: waifu wars got nothing on raifu wars
WolfireGames: WOOOOO
niccus: NICE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_WH
SleepyDeveloper: CLUTCH
iris_of_ether: benginDab
NimrodXIV: lrrGOAT
WearingCats_CwC: :o
wildpeaks: gottem
GhostValv: ye...
ryuhimora: Jump Scare?
The_Quiet_Alestain: ^_^
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_WH
DeM0nFiRe: Would be funny if a stabby bot came while you were dabbing LUL
SnackPak_: lrrHORN
Astra7525: yea...boiiii
JadedCynic: yeah, I'm on a couple of discords for fans of games that are attractive to The Sort of Person
JadedCynic: lrrGOAT moosea2Dab moosea2Dab moosea2Dab moosea2Rocket
Astra7525: I think if its lights are red, the next blink will be the attack move and you can then shoot it
WolfireGames: 11
SleepyDeveloper: 11
adamjford: Carefully loading the bullet to shoot yourself with
Astra7525: provided your gun doesn't jam
Lysander_Gustav: simulated limp is nice
diamondmx: Alex has shot himself in the dick 11 times?
Snowcookies: Alex "Negligent Discharge for Life" Steacy
Despoiler98: one shot one kill
JadedCynic: I mean, it's - 11 - interesting to learn from them in more literal stuff, but the politics sections? Yeahhhhhhh *lingering sigh*
PharaohBender27: @red_shoes_jeff and @Karfsma778 beat me to it :D
red_shoes_jeff: One buwwet weft!?
JadedCynic: Hey Laughing Boy!
Despoiler98: NICE
Despoiler98: NICE NICE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_WH
Mister_Hush: many bullat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: been a while since I caught an Alex stream live! what is up my dude.
chaostreader: The tv in the mirror doesn’t show what’s on the tv.
DigitalSeahorse: those goats were walking backwards
superherofae: love that we went straight from GUN FACTS to ominous musings about the media
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "a receiver"? This seems....culty.
JadedCynic: history tapes, gun safety tapes, INSIGHT tapes, and well, deproramming tapes ;)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: G-man's weird cousin who started out as a motivational speaker and ended up as not-not-a-cult
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Someone was saying he sounded a bit like Adam West
LordZarano: lol
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass
MennoKnight42: if you need a ladder to get out, it wasn't 3 feet
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 yeah, that was me
CAKHost: Are you arguing with gravity?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what is this game BTW?
I_Am_Clockwork: no lie I have legit sprained my ankle from about that hieght
TheGreatPotatoMage: it is a little Jeff Goldblum isn't it?
I_Am_Clockwork: however it did involve loose rocks at the bottom
JadedCynic: the reader is kinda doing West's style of speech during the 'INSIGHT' tapes
superherofae: That distraction is a mood
Basic_Human_Decency: eew
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MennoKnight42: good thing you can't lose bullets through the holes there
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one time my knee stopped working while I was climbing up stairs for no damn good reason at all, so you don't even have to fall down to injure yourself really
JadedCynic: good bye knee cartlidge!
superherofae: yeah my sister once dislocated her knee opening a bottle of wine, the human body is not put together right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that drone singing the hacking song? I like it
diamondmx: It's flappy bird.
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic, dang I KNEEded that
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: holy shit it is
cuttlefishman: I mean... it is
Bearudite: looks like doing manuals in tony hawk
Basic_Human_Decency: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ArkhamArchivist: you wibble the wobble until the wobble wibbles
DigitalSeahorse: wow
JadedCynic: You say that like' it's a BAD idea :D
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: seriously though what is this game; I've heard the name but never seen it.
Lord_ZYRK: Shooty drone 🤔
WolfireGames: You know, fair is fair. I can see the similarities LUL
cuttlefishman: Hi devs, thanks for relesing flappy bird in this year
diamondmx: It's pretty good for a simple hacking minigame :)
zizfish: the hacking game makes me think you just take a screwdriver to it and yoink out the battery
Karfsma778: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou basically super realistic gun shooty
DigitalSeahorse: pegaWave mister165Tailswave devs
Karfsma778: Negligent Discharges and all
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Receiver 2 - Boogaloo indoctrinator (#INSIGHTisTotesNotACult)
LordZarano: specifically handgun
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adamjford: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou it's a game where you shoot yourself in the leg a bunch
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think I remember the super-realistic gun shooty part.
JadedCynic: yeah, SUPER GRANULAR gun handling simulator
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and we are not in a cult?
Karfsma778: DEFINITELY not in a cult
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yooooo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: lrrHORN mad skills
Rhynerd: I have returned for a sgort moment. Is alex being chased by a robot ghost?
diamondmx: Dive into every subocean
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so are we...inside a cult building? why are tripod cameras trying to kill us?
GhostValv: parkour
superherofae: So Alex, as someone who is interested in guns and their construction, how do you like the more realistic gun loading/firing in this?
Karfsma778: back to one bullat
red_shoes_jeff: @Rhynerd Shot it.
neacon: no more gun food?
PaperDoopliss: The building is the dreamlike product of an evil alien force, and neither it nor the drones are real. We know because the tapes told us so
Rhynerd: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou we are inside a reality that got wiped out by an existential threat that made murder robots
JadedCynic: the goal is to travel around on proc-gen maps, collecting and 'absorbing' info from instructional tapes. some are historical stuff about firearms, some are gun safety and handling, some are meditative and higher state of awareness CBT-style, and some red herrings are....bad juju
drkipp60: Did they remove the tapes that made you point the gun at yourself or did they make an option to do that?
MalBeam: is the arcade cabinet playable?
diamondmx: "gun food" is good. Almost as good as "interaction points" which I think was Cam.
PaperDoopliss: I'm not sure these tapes qualify as CBT
DigitalSeahorse: lol smixelBad juju
JadedCynic: @MalBeam nope - we can break the screen and that's it :(
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no Bad Juju is a pulse rifle, not a hand cannon
DigitalSeahorse: indeed don't be that person who points it in anger impulsively at someone you love
Mister_The_Doc: The next level for this game is making you periodically stop to field strip and clean your gun lest it jam/blow up on you
Rhynerd: @diamondmx Now I’m thinking of an ammo giving line from Dirty Bomb: “don’t let your gun go hungry! FEED it!”
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the bullets showing up in the top left corner instantly gave me flashbacks to arcade shooters
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Karfsma778: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou they're killbots. They exist to kill us. We are a target. Literally. We're searching for tapes to AWAKEN and level up in our not cult
hwdesperado: "Never-Ending Death-Ray" one hell of an album title.
Astra7525: That's why I feel very much safer not handling a gun, because I am VERY stupid and clumsy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we have reached "ASLEEP" I like that level. Let's stay there.
DigitalSeahorse: or just abscent mindedly
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Asleep is nice.
TheGreatPotatoMage: ohhhh that gives me Evangelion vibes
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou when I say 'bad juju' I mean the tape has depressive monologue that controls you and makes you shoot yourself (hope your gun was empty when you started the tape)
TheGreatPotatoMage: the end of level eyes
wildpeaks: what is even sleep
red_shoes_jeff: Might as well... JUMP!
JadedCynic: we basically tryin' to get WOKE
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Go in from behind!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_PM
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I've used a gun before and I'm actually pretty good at target-shooting, but the constant background anxiety of holding an object that is at any time about 0.1 seconds away from potentially ending my life or that of someone else grates on you.
wildpeaks: that's the plan lrrbot
JadedCynic: cool, might wanna refer that to them
Lysander_Gustav: Neat.
WolfireGames: Can't blame cheats for that one! Made a note of it!
Mister_The_Doc: Oh god I forgot about the induced suicide tapes, scared the heck out of me when I first played this
Bearudite: wow some real bug testing happening
JadedCynic: cool!
Kroporo: That's the second time ffs
JadedCynic: I like to think of it as 'Gamma phase testing' :)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no code survives first contact with a player
Bearudite: Alex is the canary to most games coalmines
Mysticman89: the thing thats always spooked me about guns has not been what they can do to others, but what it allows people to do to themselves when not in their right mind.
wildpeaks: the joy of programming
Astra7525: I think we can also agree that it's the pumpkins that summon the yanderoid and, if you manage to kill it, it doesn't spawn another one if you shoot more pumpkins
JadedCynic: QA
Mister_The_Doc: I've heard both
red_shoes_jeff: CQC
I_Am_Clockwork: QA
JadedCynic: testing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah that's true. You know all the classic ways games are breakable.
PharaohBender27: We sure have! :D
magical_writer: That has been A lot of nonsense you have seen.
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1LOL Yup
I_Am_Clockwork: the basics of QA is making a list of "what should happen" then checking all of them in as many ways possible
Mysticman89: your ability to escape to the sub ocean in almost every watch and play game is impressive
wildpeaks: Q&A requires a lot of repeating the same things over and over, it's not as glamorous as one might think
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this the flying map
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: YES
GhostValv: software QA etc
JadedCynic: i've got a friend who - because of W&P - always takes a new game and tries to go off the map into the Sub Ocean :D
SirFlukesAlot: was this the map rideing?
Lysander_Gustav: yas
red_shoes_jeff: THE FLYING CARPET!
Karfsma778: Yessss
TheAinMAP: I remember that.
Astra7525: yess... that one
GhostValv: something that I actually know :O
SpoonfullOfSugar: that was that kickstarted exploration game
DevInsanity: You could do that in Source engine games
PharaohBender27: Right! I think that was called "Frontiers" or something like that?
drcanonball: it was so great
DigitalSeahorse: I remember that!
JadedCynic: oh yeah, the bootstrapping flying map :D
Snowcookies: I remember that
ND_Ericson: that was sooooo great! :D
WolfireGames: That sounds incredible.
eric_christian_berg: It was glorious.
Zhedor: that works in skyrim, kind of
Rhynerd: I remember that scene!
Kroporo: Someone is gonna have a fun time fixing those
SquareDotCube: Squidalah, we are off!
Astra7525: and it only worked with the "University map"
WolfireGames: It's so hard to predict player behaviour for QA stuff.
Rhynerd: And then later you tried to show your dad the glitch!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that was absolutely wonderful
JadedCynic: I mean, if you stop and think about it; that'd hard to accomplish DELIBERATELY :D
Phailhammer: Wasn't your dad around for that as well?
Karfsma778: speaking of W&P.... there's a fun fun sequel out
SpoonfullOfSugar: Frontiers was the name of that game i think
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: same engine flaw as box-flying in Portal
SpoonfullOfSugar: dunno if it ever came out
Rujasu: That's basically how Half Life 2 speedrunning works
LordZarano: That works in half life 2, or at least it works in Garry's mod
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it has to do with incorrect conservation of momentum
DevInsanity: That reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who, when testing text adventure games, would always close doors behind him, and the number of times this found weird bugs was surprising
WalrusOntheCourt: The narrator sounds a lot like a young Adam West.
WolfireGames: We had to rework the tutorial early in development because we couldn't rely on all players to crouch when they were supposed to.
PharaohBender27: Think that was the same game where in the intro level, looking up threw *every* animal on the level into the sky
JadedCynic: @WalrusOntheCourt at least with the "INSIGHT" tapes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I've learned through trying to fix a lot of physics code that most problems are either conservation of momentum, not enough damping in a linked system, or improper collisions causing one of the previous two.
red_shoes_jeff: @WalrusOntheCourt Yeah, kinda.
Astra7525: @PharaohBender27 oh, god I remember THAT too
DevInsanity: Or in one of the Zork games (I think) where you could deflate an inflatable boat and put it in a backpack, while the backpack was in the boat, and both would vanish from existance
WalrusOntheCourt: I thought you said "grouch indicator" at first. I would like one of those.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex why do you keep dumping all your bullets out?
Bearudite: the number one thing I want in all FPS games is to see my body when I look down
I_Am_Clockwork: human interaction can and often will defy conventional design logic
Lord_ZYRK: Bearudite so what you're saying is SHOW FEET
Astra7525: @Bearudite there's a W&P game for you. It's not as fun as you think it is
mowdownjoe: lrrHAM
I_Am_Clockwork: mostly because most humans are not trained designers
Mister_The_Doc: Ooh, that's a good way to put that
BrowneePoints: I agree. Being an interactive art medium makes it...very unique
Snowcookies: At least reading is mostly standardized
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun alex <3
Gekyouryuu: good stream! cool seeing you, Alex
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: speaking of players trying to figure out how to interact with the game...remember the part in HL2 where you have to walk back across the trusses underneath a railroad bridge and halfway there a gunship attacks?
Lysander_Gustav: Have a good evening! Thanks for playing!
magical_writer: Thank you for the stream.
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrALEX ! lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Thanks Alex for the stream
Phailhammer: cya :)
WolfireGames: This was great, glad you "enjoyed" the Stalker Entity! :D
red_shoes_jeff: BAI ALAX!
DigitalSeahorse: see spot, see spot run, see spot teach you yet again how to read
Zu_o: Like books with a character synopsis or worse, fantasy novels with a dictionary at the front
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the streem Alex! it was fun hanging out!
Karfsma778: have a good day, Alex!
diamondmx: Bye Alex! lrrHEART
Mushbie: Thanks for the stream Alex
Kroporo: Thanks for the stream!
Lysander_Gustav: Thanks WolfireGames for being here!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream Alex!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
WearingCats_CwC: Is good
I_Am_Clockwork: read his web comic!
GhostValv: have a good one
xantos69: Really been enjoying Purifier
The_Quiet_Alestain: Be well.
Angnor33: It's such a good comic.
TheWriterAleph: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Phasmophobia) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
Gekyouryuu: !next
corpocracy: Thanks, all!
Lord_ZYRK: Crossing the Spoops
TheGreatPotatoMage: Thanks Alex! Much love from Berlin, and thanks for Purifier!!! It's great!
eric_christian_berg: Purifier is awesome!
eric_christian_berg: Oh, did anyone tell him Tomato Way 3 is out?
beowuuf: and if you're a patreon, then alex is doing commentery on the pages too :)
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: With Ben, Serge, Cori, and Heather
LordZarano: lrrSPOOP
AzureDragonGod: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Angnor33: Oh wow. Tomato Way 3?
Snowcookies: It's out this year
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: PS this is the W+P with the map flying
WolfireGames: Thanks for playing!
red_shoes_jeff: TOMATO WAY!?
Lysander_Gustav: yay
I_Am_Clockwork: you've played 1 and 2 I think
eric_christian_berg: Came out in September.
TheWanderingNomad: I don't think so, but we look forward to someone playing it!
beowuuf: thanks for streaming!
Snowcookies: Bye Alex
I_Am_Clockwork: later!
Kerrisis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Phasmophobia) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (57m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: xyros1Hug thanks for stream xyros1O3o lrrALEX_PM
LordZarano: I just figured out how they could do W+P
Anaerin: Use something like Rainway?
LordZarano: Graham comes in and installs all the games, then goes home
LordZarano: Then Alex comes in and gets told what to launch by Graham on video chat
LordZarano: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (15d, 18:53 from now)
Anaerin: So Graham runs the games on his computer, Alex uses Rainway (or Steam's remote play system) to stream and play it over the internet.
Anaerin: They could also do it in the studio, with Alex on the Streaming PC and Graham in another Studio, so it's all getting sent locally
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't think the reason there's no W+P is technical. I think at the beginning of the Before Times Graham said they didn't want to do it while physically separated.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The end of the Before Times.
Nigouki: yeah, it's not the same energy when physically separated
Anaerin: Yeah, the reaction delay would kill some of it.