Meark: lololol
Snowcookies: lol thanks for the effort tho Pat
Stoffern: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Please scream inside your hearts! It’s time for 2020s Spooky TTSF Pumpkin Carving Extravaganza with Ian and Guests.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (37s from now).
Stoffern: Time to watch some gourd gore
TehAmelie: we have to elect a captain of the gourd, right
Stoffern: Maybe a Gourd general? A gourderal?
ContingentCat: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Please scream inside your hearts! It’s time for 2020s Spooky TTSF Pumpkin Carving Extravaganza with Ian and Guests.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
TehAmelie: maybe some Gourdians of the Galaxy
Snowcookies: "Hi, these are my orange sons. We're gonna kill them." - Kathleen once
ContingentCat: !findquote orange
LRRbot: Quote #2280: "Orange Pekot Calibrations." —Graham [2016-04-11]
Earthenone: !findquote pumpkin
LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
TehAmelie: !findquote orange
TehAmelie: too soon, apparently
ContingentCat: !findquote sons
TehAmelie: i blame chat's great drift companility
ContingentCat: great minds think alike and such
RandomTrivia: I think we got unlucky with that quote
TehAmelie: can you imagine the ~700 of us in a mega-Jaeger? we would kick so much kaiju butt
RandomTrivia: !quote 5414
LRRbot: Quote #5414: "'I'm not sticking my iPhone in this pumpkin.' 'I'm totally sticking my iPhone in the pumpkin.'" —Kathleen and Ian [2018-10-18]
TehAmelie: funny story, i finally bought Doom Eternal. and in 1 day, 8 hours i will have downloaded it. such next gen, very hi-fi
ContingentCat: cool technology
TehAmelie: but the point of the story is, i bought it with money from chat! thanks to the 8 or so of you who bought my book
djalternative: sweet
Vlanoik: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Please scream inside your hearts! It’s time for 2020s Spooky TTSF Pumpkin Carving Extravaganza with Ian and Guests.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
ladylinzington: @TehAmelie I am behind. Book? Do tell
TehAmelie: well, since you ask, the whole story is here
ladylinzington: ooooh
DrakoniteStreams: @TehAmelie the ones I hate are the ones that use their own downloader in-game, like destiny. So you let the installer download overnight, go to start the game and "oh, no, 6 more hours of downloading to go! and you can't play anything else while waiting"
TehAmelie: anyone else wanna buy it, i will just turn right around and give that money to Desert Bus as soon as it gets to Paypal
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TehAmelie: might be more efficient if you give the money to start with. the book is pay what you want, so
TehAmelie: *to LRR
chaostreader: Spoon?
ContingentCat: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #4365: "'USB WHY???' 'That's not out yet, but soon. USB Y is coming, I'm sure.'" —Dandygeek and Paul [2017-09-18]
TehAmelie: Spoony? i have not heard that name in many years. . .
ContingentCat: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
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ContingentCat: title change!
TehAmelie: nice touch with the arrows there
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
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GapFiller: katesAir katesAir katesAir WE ARE LIVE
RandomTrivia: Begin the carv-inating!
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
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TehAmelie: props to whoever taught Lrrbot to point
RandomTrivia: Although we are apparently "carvng" (sic)
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Hallowe’en is just around the corner, so join Ian, Cori and Graham as they cut up some decorative gourds! 📷 ||
TehAmelie: hey, vowels are expensive
ContingentCat: words are hard
Earthenone: are we carvng or pre carvng?
TehAmelie: i think. i don't actually know how Wheel of Fortune is played
Juliamon: yes, you need to pay for vowels
Earthenone: vowels are 250$ i think?
Earthenone: maybe 500$
TehAmelie: "i wanna by a vowel" is all i know
Juliamon: vowels are whatever you spun
RandomTrivia: I have no idea how long it's been since I last watched a Wheel of Fortune
TehAmelie: maybe i should watch an episode for science
Juliamon: (it's on in the background a lot bc my family watches Jeopardy after)
ContingentCat: wow good thing there's only 5-6
TheAinMAP: $250 for vowels.
iamkaiserbear: i thought the choice was spin, solve, or buy a vowel
TehAmelie: got any good tips, chat?
ky0dar: So, how long before you can run Space Channel 5 on one of these pumpkins
RandomTrivia: !advice
LRRbot: The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.
TehAmelie: *recommendations
RandomTrivia: Sorry, I couldn't help myself
Juliamon: tips/recs: don't watch
ContingentCat: @TehAmelie episode 69 should be nice
RandomTrivia: @ky0dar Was it not already run on a pumpkin?
TehAmelie: oh ho ho the sex number
ContingentCat: there's probably a 420 too if you want to watch it stoned
Earthenone: a season 4 episode 20 at the very least
TehAmelie: i am pretty smashed
TehAmelie: quick poll, chat: gin or ganja?
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ky0dar: ganja?
Juliamon: ganja
theovenbird: gin
ContingentCat: ganja
ky0dar: ginja?
theevermist: both
serramarkov: Vodka
DrakoniteStreams: panda express?
TehAmelie: seems conclusive
Manae: gin and tonic?
Lord_ZYRK: gin
korvys: Teetotal, so neither, but have fun?
constablecrab: I’m watching The VVitch for the first time on Halloween night. How drunk/sober should I be?
Earthenone: but wheel of fortune is essentially hangman with gambling elements, and if you want to see hangman mastered just watch road quest :P
TheMerricat: Evening chat! :)
ky0dar: jinjo?
RandomTrivia: Evening Merricat
xythrogar: There is nothing I love more than ritualistically flaying gourds!!
TehAmelie: good idea, rewatching Road Quest next
KilrenKrae: @Earthenone tru dat
ky0dar: Road Quest is my favourite healing anime
ContingentCat: isn't carving basically the opposite of flaying? unless I don't understand what flaying is
DrakoniteStreams: Road Quest season 2 is pure gold
djalternative: we still on going online screen, right?
RandomTrivia: Yeah, flaying is taking the skin off
theovenbird: @djalternative yes
blip2004: i'd say flaying is more like engraving
Juliamon: Carving can involve flaying
RandomTrivia: We're leaving the outside on
Juliamon: But mostly it involves disembowelment
constablecrab: It depends.
xythrogar: the skin may be removed in the process
TehAmelie: hey, big thanks to whoever bought my book. i can see these things in real time. but i won't bring it up anymore
theovenbird: woo
Arclight_Dynamo: I hope ian decides to carve a turnip. Those are terrifying.
Arclight_Dynamo: *Ian
xythrogar: flaying advance technique, pumpkin maining professional only
offbeatwitch: that was a slightly unsettling double audio
xythrogar: *maiming
Naarius: Ah!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: Ah!
SnackPak_: jump scare?
TehAmelie: hiya pumpkin people
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
ky0dar: i like the theme to TTSF, but its no rhythm cafe.
BusTed: That is a healthy looking holiday orb.
RandomTrivia: That's a chonky gourd Cori has there
constablecrab: lrrSPOOP
TheAinMAP: Hello lrrIAN_PM lrrCORI_PM
Juliamon: That's one orange boy.
TheWriterAleph: hi Cori!
korvys: Holy unstable camera, Batman
jameswanders: isn't the halloween episode unusual, by definition?
TehAmelie: Cori is a special guest? wait how
jameswanders: "Graham, what are you doing!?!"
Riandisa: Good evening Ian, Cori, and Graham
ContingentCat: very round
Earthenone: ahh that calling from space call distortion :)
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
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Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, man, G has a framerate of, like, two.
ky0dar: graham is stuttering a bit
korvys: We
Lord_ZYRK: A wonderful specimen of a Festive Sphere
7gorobei: gourd orb
Juliamon: It's not a great framerate
DrakoniteStreams: Hello Cori, Graham, and special guest Ian therea48Wave
korvys: We're getting... very low frame rates and audio quality
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theovenbird: Thanks for the KPOPselfie @dish_kp
ky0dar: thats better
coolbond: wow that cameras FPS is ,1
Earthenone: pride51
ky0dar: more fluid graham now
innovativemethods: very good
Arclight_Dynamo: G's framerate is now four, rather than the two it was before.
offbeatwitch: More Smoother
Lord_ZYRK: smoothment
constablecrab: The orbs are too powerful.
RandomTrivia: Smoother roundboi action now
Lord_ZYRK: Have you considered carving it? Keepo
jameswanders: Ian: "What are you planning to do with your pumpkin?"
TehAmelie: Cori, Ian, Graham: i just wanna say i admire and respect each and every one of you
jameswanders: Graham: "My best!"
ContingentCat: ooo niche references
Earthenone: playing to your strengths then
RandomTrivia: We like niche videogame references
Manae: Cut in half, de-seed, bake for a few hours on a lowish temp... wait this is jack-'o-lanterns, not rendering the pumpkin
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RandomTrivia: IAN! Don't make the pumpkin into a giant mecha!
SnackPak_: a pumpkin cyborg
Easilycrazyhat: Is having someone else do it, "automating"?
elah806: Is it the pumpkins from Sonic Adventure 2? Are we not gonna let it get to me and just gonna creep
constablecrab: Autogourd
secretbranch: teeth pumpkin part 2?
coolbond: honestly its near impossible to make a scary pumpkin
ContingentCat: trick them into adding you to their will
nebman227: audio gone
korvys: no audio in this scene
secretbranch: no audio
Stoffern: no sound for us
ky0dar: um
FerociousPeach: good bye audo?
theovenbird: adiohno
Lirelent: a youtuber built a pumpkin CNC machine, tool pather and everything
RandomTrivia: Uh.. a thing happened, and subsequently no things are happening
coolbond: wow that is some pumpkin cory has
Arclight_Dynamo: Everything is broken.
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Questhere: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Is installing Linux on a pumpkin easier or harder than a dead badger? 🤔
FerociousPeach: *audio
thebuzzstreams: The cut to scene with just 2 pumpkins and no audio, now 3 pumpkins no audio. It seems appropriate.
offbeatwitch: it's probably fine
thebuzzstreams: It's just, pumpkin...
jameswanders: I'm cool as long as no one sacrifices their pumpkin for 3 mana of any color that can only be used to cast a commander.
offbeatwitch: we apparently didnt need that audio
Lord_Hydraos: lrrFINE
Dish_KP: This is one of those horror things, right?
KilrenKrae: no sound?
korvys: no audio in this scene
Easilycrazyhat: Ian, your pumpkin has liver spots.
TehAmelie: don't need any sound, just give us that closeup of the pumpkin disembowlement
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, there is no audio.
ky0dar: but can these pumpkins run doom
nebman227: no audio in scene
Stoffern: We didnt deserve audio I guess
RandomTrivia: Wait for it...
Juliamon: First we have a hot mic, now we have no mic
Stickill1: I cant hear the pumpking screaming
TehAmelie: disseediment?
ky0dar: im used to ian not having audio
RandomTrivia: I love that we can SEE them laughing about it
thebuzzstreams: @Lord_ZYRK about the same, but dead badgers run Linux Mint much better.
offbeatwitch: silent film time
SnackPak_: Scariest of them all, tech issues
Mysticman89: a twitch stream wouldnt be a twitch stream without audio problems
secretbranch: no audio
Arclight_Dynamo: Cori's pumpkin looks fake. I suspect it is a cake.
Dish_KP: No sound, and we watch cori and ian carve pentacles into pumpkins.
ContingentCat: the plastic is probably a good call for mess but it just seems so sinister
Dish_KP: just straight horror.
Arclight_Dynamo: There remains no audio.
DrakoniteStreams: ky0dar it wouldn't be ttsf if the audio worked
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Are the phantoms whispering in your ears? They're just here to tell you its time for CheckPoint! | ||
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun No sound
thebuzzstreams: The audio is in the pumpkins! Free the audio from the pumpkins!
nebman227: wow added a camera, but no audio lol
Juliamon: Do I have to ping Graham again?
RandomTrivia: Still no audio and the facecams are flipped compared with table
underhill33: Still no sound, y'all
Lord_Hosk: I suspect you are a cake
shurtal: Is this Gourde Eviceration Simulator?
Mysticman89: zoom and enhance and we can see their shopping habits
BloodForTheCorelab: skull cam?
jameswanders: once we get the audio working, can we also h-flip one of the cameras?
The_Quiet_Alestain: Pfff... who needs sound anyway?
RandomTrivia: Honestly the flipped camera is throwing me just as much as the silence
KeytarCat: OH, the cameras are mirrored of eachother
KilrenKrae: ians pumpkin looks ill
ky0dar: that is also, no sound. and ian and cori have each others bodies
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
TehAmelie: three cameras, no sound. it sounds kind of funny don't it
nyquister_: "Quick everyone, caption the scenes!!!"
secretbranch: sound!
korvys: Sond!
TehAmelie: i hear things!
Arclight_Dynamo: I hear mouth noises.
korvys: Sound!
RandomTrivia: Aha!
Earthenone: sound!
nebman227: yay sound!
GamesAndInk: Echo sound!
shurtal: Sound!
theovenbird: echo
ky0dar: yay!
RandomTrivia: We have three people!
Lord_ZYRK: thebuzzstreams oh, is VüDü no longer the recommended distro for badgers?
theovenbird: woot
offbeatwitch: Two Of Them, Two Of Them
ContingentCat: Sounds!
FerociousPeach: welcome back audio, lol
KilrenKrae: yay!!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: katesAir katesAir katesAir
nebman227: camera's are opposite orientations still
ky0dar: ian, your bodies are not matched with your faces
SnackPak_: Is Ian's pumpkin crying?
AlienNanobots: I've been freed from the Quiet Box!
ContingentCat: Will you be roasting the pumpkin seeds a is tradition?
DrakoniteStreams: Introducing special guest: audio
RandomTrivia: Quick, someone enhance the receipt to work out what groceries Ian and Cori bought recently?
thebuzzstreams: @Lord_ZYRK Oh hell that's an amazing joke!
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh.
shurtal: The Pumpkin bleeeeds
TwitchTVsFrank: speaking of automating carving a pumpkin. this video is cool
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, these pumpkins look *very* different from what we get here. I wonder if they're a different species.
Mysticman89: G just taking over their face cam spot
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone!
Easilycrazyhat: Ian WHY.
Robot_Bones: Graham's frames are passing through another dimension to get to use
ContingentCat: bowls are up there with knives as essential parts of pumpkin carving
TehAmelie: imma play the low odds and say that reciept says two pumpkins
RandomTrivia: Hello wynternyghtynggale welcome!
korvys: So who inherited the office pumpkin carving tools?
underhill33: G's pumpkin cam froze for a bit there
ky0dar: graham's pumpkin opens to reveal Erick Rowan's spider
Naarius: The moon you say
Arclight_Dynamo: Something something Cabbage Patch Kids.
GamesAndInk: Children being found in pumpkins on Halloween feels like a lie people might actually TELL
Earthenone: the classic japanese fable
KeytarCat: Ian cutting toward himself
Stoffern: You find a man trapped in a pumpkin...
RandomTrivia: Is someone speedrunning pumpkin carving? Increment the counter
shurtal: Space Princess =/= Agricultural Prince
AstroBase: Love you guys
ky0dar: oh right, those ads
Lord_Hosk: I learned about it from Tinker Tailor Solder Fry
ky0dar: i remember those ads
TehAmelie: i have never seen a carved pumpkin up close. maybe i should be the one to bring that habit to the North
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Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie If you don't mind me asking, which "north" do you mean?
TehAmelie: 63°
elah806: I could use a solid top as well
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Easilycrazyhat: Lewd
HavenJunde: so my pumpkin had to go in the trash today because it had already rotted. because i left it outside. in florida.
ky0dar: Where do you like to enter your pumpkin? Lets have a strawpoll
Lord_Hosk: Its your pumkin, you can make it a happy little pumkin
RandomTrivia: This stream is going to be a goldmine of quotes and clips LUL
Manae: So will you cook the pumpkins after Halloween? 'Fresh' pumpkin pulp for pies/soup/etc
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie Ooh, that's pretty north.
Naarius: That's better
coolbond: Dear DR @LoadingReadyRun graham sound is really stuttery, is this something solvable or is it just something we have to live with?
ContingentCat: got there
ky0dar: we have to live with it unfortunately
Arclight_Dynamo: @Manae Jack-o-lantern pumpkins aren't great to eat.
Juliamon: coolbond It was worse earlier, so you'll have to live with it
Easilycrazyhat: I would hope so
Hewdra: Yeah it's kinda muffled robot Graham
ky0dar: Graham "I sound great to me" stark
Juliamon: The Crystal Gondola is not equipped with the fattest pipes
Lord_Hosk: Carving Pumpkins are typically not good cooking pumkins. you CAN cook them but the flavor and textur isnt great
TehAmelie: not to toot my own horn. . .
Easilycrazyhat: "If you don't sound great to you, please consult a physician."
ky0dar: ooooh crisp
korvys: Double, but fantastic
coolbond: echoy
RaklarLS: ooh, that's a lot nicer
Manae: Not as good, no, but still edible :P
sirgrote: echo
ky0dar: i like my graham stark crisp
nebman227: a lot better
korvys: gsmr
ky0dar: double stark
Mysticman89: thats some crisp albeit doubled audio
Arclight_Dynamo: That is MUCH better.
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian is now echoed.
secretbranch: ian is doubled stll
korvys: Wait, double Ian?
GamesAndInk: That's amazing
Hewdra: Ah yes!!
nyquister_: So smooth
Hewdra: Amazing Graham
coolbond: yes
Juliamon: Wow, much better!
lord_wertornion: that is superb
Easilycrazyhat: Definitely better, but extra Ian XD
ContingentCat: much better
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:01.
TwitchTVsFrank: much better
ky0dar: double ian double ian
sirgrote: you sound great
elah806: Honestly I was OK with Graham's smooth baritone twice
offbeatwitch: Echoey Ian
TheAinMAP: Sounds good.
Hewdra: Double the Ian!
korvys: Is Graham sending Ian's audio... back?
TehAmelie: you sound good!
underhill33: Ian and Cori still doubled
Juliamon: Tilty Tilty House House
Earthenone: double audio is just value
FerociousPeach: sounds like it's echoing through Graham
Arclight_Dynamo: I boil them in brine to break the husks down. Makes them more eatable.
serramarkov: Graham is great, Ian/Cory doubled
Electrodyne: Row row row your boat
Lord_Hosk: Its all going in a big circle
nebman227: ian is still doubled
Easilycrazyhat: All good!
secretbranch: perfect!
thebuzzstreams: FIXED
offbeatwitch: i think it's good now!
thefileclerk: what is ians brine recipe
Hewdra: Hell yeah, great
coolbond: PERFECT
TheWriterAleph: WE DID IT
underhill33: Huzzah!
serramarkov: Huzzah!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian is now coming through in Spanish, though. Kappa
RandomTrivia: This title is a little clunky
TehAmelie: it's a pretty cool echo. sounds more like echolalalia
offbeatwitch: i call it the "goxler"
Lirelent: resolvable problems are good problems
eshplode: @Arclight_Dynamo Dios mio!
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
korvys: If your new technology introduced new, but easier to fix, problems, I count that as a win
BasilHunter: how much salt to water?
weekendjedi42: Brine it directly in the sea
Arclight_Dynamo: The brine isn't the flavour. It's to prepare the seeds.
thebuzzstreams: It's solvable until we get triple Beej audio on this stream. Then we have a drop.
Lord_Hosk: C salt is the superior grade of salt, its cheaper than A or B grade salt but not so many chunks of mud and bone as D and E grade salt
Seth_Erickson: it's been quite a while since I had Pumpkin Seeds
ContingentCat: my family is lazy so we'd just toss in oil and bake right away, none of this fancy brineing.
Juliamon: Lord_Hosk C salt? More like a C+!
TehAmelie: TIL echolalia is not actually spelled echolalalia. how odd
Arclight_Dynamo: I like to throw some homemade steak rub on my seeds before baking.
Arclight_Dynamo: Roasting, I guess.
DiscordianTokkan: Now, a friend of mine recommended that people start cutting the pumpkin hole from the Bottom , so you can just have the candle on the level ground, and you don't see seams. Which... is brilliant
nyquister_: That 325 F, not 325 C, right?
Arclight_Dynamo: @nyquister_ Canadians always cook in Fahrenheit.
Easilycrazyhat: 325 C for the REALLY crisp texture.
TehAmelie: household ovens really don't like going above 275°C
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan Most importantly, it avoids the problem of the lid shrinking and falling in!
Arclight_Dynamo: Imperial temperatures for cooking and pools. Everything else is Celsius.
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korvys: What do you use for like... body temperature?
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon It's brilliant in many ways! My mind was blown
Arclight_Dynamo: @korvys Celsius.
ContingentCat: Canada hates being consistant with out units
sivakrytos: the weather in C and cooking in F seems seriously backwards?
SquareDotCube: I like my pumpkin seeds made into ash :P
shurtal: Big big BIG and I mean BIG big, recipe
DiscordianTokkan: @korvys C usually, but some use F
Phosfur: I would assume it translates southern recipies easier
MrPandaaaGaming: just be joshua weisman and always say everything in both metric and US
Lirelent: i mean i feel like all of the commonwealth is a bit confused, the UK still uses MPH
xythrogar: The Ur Recipe: put everything in the oven at Infinity degrees F for ever
sivakrytos: in this american's opinion, the ONE thing F is good for is weather
DrakoniteStreams: cooking is the only thing I can think of where C would make more sense than F
eshplode: For some reason, I really appreciate the PC shopping bag (with receipt!) that Ian and Cori are using
Lord_Hosk: Cooking is F, Weather is C, Height is Ft, Distance is KM, fights on the internet are "metric is the only way imperial is dumb"
Nuurgle: this good pumpkin scraping ASMR
sirgrote: or us vs imperial gallons
nyquister_: Having a slight smelter and oven in one seems like appliance though
Arclight_Dynamo: For non-Canadians, here is a handy flowchart to tell you when to use metric and when to use Imperial:
thefileclerk: are you going to bleach dip your pumpkins?
xythrogar: i called the flaying!
DiscordianTokkan: Ah! I just got in so I hadn't realized Ian was way ahead of me on the Inverted Pumpkin technique, Sweeeet
LittleFXRadio: skin removal and t e e t h
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, note: When measuring beer, we use Imperial. When measuring volumes for cooking, we use American Standard.
korvys: I use all metric (living in Australia), except for games. DnD is all feet and miles, and tabletop is all inches
ContingentCat: oh the teeth were meant to be Totoro's teeth? I thought it was just meant to be troubling.
RandomTrivia: @ContingentCat Why not both?
Hewdra: 1.29 cm
DrakoniteStreams: are these metric or imperial pumpkins?
TehAmelie: the original recipe is the Big Bang, right? there's a theory it happened as a kind of "condensation", like a universe dripping down a cool class of water on a hot day
Arclight_Dynamo: Again:
MrPandaaaGaming: has anyone here watched the queen's gambit? great show for storytelling over all and great for a wannabe chess nerd like me
korvys: Like drugs
thefileclerk: how many pumpkins to the hogshead
wynternyghtynggale: measured in lrrHAM
sirgrote: measured in grahams
TehAmelie: a hogshead is like one third of a metric ton right
thefileclerk: does canada use "stones"?
Hexy_Lexy234: @sirgrote LUL
Tzeeeeentch: The fuck Canada, why both? Hahahaha
Hewdra: That sounds so weird ngl
korvys: Graham weights 1 graham
Arclight_Dynamo: @Tzeeeeentch Why? Americans.
nyquister_: Mass and distance are relatively easy to swap between metric and imperial, but temperature always gets me
lord_wertornion: that is really confusing
Arclight_Dynamo: A stone is 14 lbs, Cori. :P
offbeatwitch: oh we totally use stone and pounds for human weight in the UK
Lord_Hosk: Thank you for that Arclight_Dynamo I love how many of the "metric only" people are actually a complete mix
DiscordianTokkan: @Tzeeeeentch Because of cultural bleed, and parents growing up on US measurements and just being used to them
thefileclerk: @tehamelie i actually think it is a fluid measure
korvys: 1000 Grahams weigh 1 kilograham
MrPandaaaGaming: graham, what is your height in graham crackers?
Goorguy: Sorry.
nebman227: apparently brits know what a stone is
TheWriterAleph: we're a black hole of inappropriate influeeeennnce lrrSPOOP
offbeatwitch: we do
TehAmelie: well, one third of a metric ton of water is a volume
Manae: It is weird, since my job is in a scientific field, that I'm well versed in metric measurements there. But even in my everyday life, despite KNOWING what the metric would be, I can't help but be stuck in imperial because America
mercano82: A stone is 14 lbs. The only reason I know that is a curling stone is pi stone.
DrakoniteStreams: A LOT of countries claim to be metric, but then use some horrific combination of metric and imperial
DiscordianTokkan: How much does Adam weigh? About a Graham
ContingentCat: my favourite Canadain unit weirdness is I tend to hear rain measured in millimetres and snow in inches
Arclight_Dynamo: Even more interesting! Under Canadian law, if you sell a pint of beer, it must be an Imperial pint, not a US pint. Unless you're selling it in French, in which case "un pint" is 1/2 of an Imperial pint.
Easilycrazyhat: But seriously, butts is a measurement?
TehAmelie: the metric system is wonderfully consistent that way
Goorguy: The Crown season 4 trailer dropped today too
offbeatwitch: You have: butts Unknown unit 'butts'
CAKHost: Would like to stay up and maybe even work on carving my own pumpkin but I need to go to bed so...good night all!
Dimometer: UK is daft, noone in school has been taught Imperial for decades, yet we use Imperial and metric arbitrarly.
Meark: It’s funny building code is written in metric here, but you will never find plans in metric here.
offbeatwitch: true
Hexy_Lexy234: @Easilycrazyhat yes. a butt is a unit of weight
thefileclerk: how much is a mol of pumpkin?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lord_Hosk Honestly, the two big reasons Canadians aren't fully metric are 1) interaction with the US and 2) old people.
Easilycrazyhat: Huh, wild
RandomTrivia: Yeah, few things in this world are as bad as the British Tabloid press
MrPandaaaGaming: graham, do you know your height in graham crackers?
nyquister_: The most annoying is mil (million of a inch) and mm (millimeter) - Mostly for circuit board things
offbeatwitch: adding this to my unitsfile asap
Robot_Bones: how drool
korvys: I have a very clear memory of learning about Diana's death from a "breaking news" interruption to the movie Howard The Duck
Fruan: I'm not normally one for celebrating people's deaths, but when Rupert Murdoch dies it will be tempting.
Despoiler98: Scrapache level is great
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, clean scrape, G.
sirgrote: what units do you use for lengths
Despoiler98: WOW that is an empty pumpklin
theevermist: Grahams pumpkin is very clean
TehAmelie: there was one space rocket that crashed into the sea because someone used inches instead of centimeters. you'd think that was the last nail in the coffin for the imperial system but noo
offbeatwitch: we had some pumpkin duplication there
Hexy_Lexy234: graham confirmed good scraper
Despoiler98: Dan Graham got a very nice round pumpkin
thefileclerk: the very aggressive pumpkin lobotomy
ContingentCat: wow almost big enough for a pumpkin helmet
nyquister_: @TehAmelie I remember that story from Eng Undergrad
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie I believe it was a NASA Mars probe. And it crashed into Mars because of a unit conversion error between metric and imperial.
TehAmelie: i would believe it happened twice
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Spacepup: Man, the contrast on these pumpkins seems way up.
breadisbest1: Thanks for the KPOPselfie @cotillion1850
MrPandaaaGaming: graham, do you know your height in graham crackers?
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie The "Gimli Glider" is another famous example of metric.imperial screwups. AN airliner running out of fuel mid-flight shouldn't happen.
cotillion1850: huh so that is how that works
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun are you guys gonna use the FLESH for anything?
Despoiler98: Cori and Ians pumpkins are way more Cylindrical than I've seen in a long time
TehAmelie: oofa
sirgrote: is your area save enough for trick or treating?
Manae: @Arclight_Dynamo Not ever conversion error, just one side using imperial and the other metric. So someone said "descend this many feet" and it descended that many meters sort of thing
Despoiler98: Did they say if they're gonna toast the seeds?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Manae Oops.
Despoiler98: mmmmmm toasted pumpkin seeds
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 they are
Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 Yes and yes.
Despoiler98: HELL YEAH
thefileclerk: @mrpandaaagaming are graham crackers standard size?
ky0dar: Cori "Freehand" Dickinson
Arclight_Dynamo: So! Any thoughts on non-standard pumpkins for jack-o-lanterns? White ones? Warty ones?
Hexy_Lexy234: WHO calls Cori that?
TehAmelie: well, my store has expensive white pumpkins
ky0dar: a pen as in a biro?
Juliamon: My only pumpkin restriction is that it needs to have a thin-enough wall
MrPandaaaGaming: @thefileclerk good point. can honeymaid be used as the standard? then the question is one long piece, or the individual pieces
MrPandaaaGaming: i guess thats for graham to decide
cotillion1850: I like worty ones and some extra colors are cool white might be pushing it for me though
ky0dar: i thought you;d use a texta or a sharpie
ContingentCat: if it's making markings then that's working I guess
SoaringDragon42: Aren't the white ones baking pumpkins?
Despoiler98: @Arclight_Dynamo I saw a display one year as a kid which had a couple pumpkins and a whole bunch of different carved squashes too it was very neat
Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 Ooh!
Arclight_Dynamo: I've always wanted to carve a turnip.
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun Dear DR Ian any reason you went for the bottom first instead of the top?
ContingentCat: @SoaringDragon42 no the small ones are
SoaringDragon42: ah
thefileclerk: @soaringdragon42 i feel like all pumpkins could technically be baking pumpkins
cotillion1850: Arclight turnips don't seem big enough to carve
Despoiler98: @Arclight_Dynamo you can carve out a butter nut squash have soup AND a halloween carving :D
TehAmelie: i have decided i will carve a pumpkin to confound my neighbors. yay for this stream
SoaringDragon42: @thefileclerk True, but ones bred for baking are a bit sweeter.
thefileclerk: we need magle wurzle carving
Mysticman89: He wanted to carve a face, but without a pumpkin
Arclight_Dynamo: @cotillion1850 Sorry, by turnip I mean "rutabaga." We call those turnips here.
shurtal: what about interprative dance?
Manae: @Arclight_Dynamo I think I've seen pictures of carved turnips
ContingentCat: @thefileclerk the ones bred for size to be carved don't tend to taste good, the smaller ones taste much better
cotillion1850: Ah rutabagas are large enough to carve though I still feel a little small for my carving prefrences
korvys: More scraping?
ContingentCat: how many Cs?
Arclight_Dynamo: That's what people originally carved, before pumpkins.
RandomTrivia: And then they left LUL
thefileclerk: thicc
Mysticman89: I havent decided for myself when the nog season starts. October still feels early for it
MrPandaaaGaming: i feel like graham is like 35 graham crackers tall? what do you guys think?
Despoiler98: wow lookit those turnips
ContingentCat: wow Thiccc
floki4242: Ian wants to build a robot shocking no one
Despoiler98: THICC boy
Despoiler98: lol
ky0dar: Kids, Don't Play with Too Many Knives
thefileclerk: anyone ever do the apple face carving where you let them dry out?
Morrigan9: surround graham
ky0dar: UM
Manae: another carved turnip:
Mysticman89: is there still an ian/cori facecam behind the graham cam, or is that was was adfdressed
Lord_ZYRK: Pumpkin fact: pumpkins are believed to be indigenous to somewhere in southern Mexico
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, pls. :D
ContingentCat: speaking of knives is anyone Getting Into Knives?
cotillion1850: oh now
ky0dar: ?
TheAinMAP: All the cameras.
RandomTrivia: Ooh, Multi-Graham!
DeM0nFiRe: buckle in folks, we're on an adventure
blip2004: back to silent puzzled graham
eshplode: Multi Graham!
Easilycrazyhat: benginChaos
thefileclerk: graham on graham
nyquister_: We randomising now!!!
ky0dar: Now who's playing silly buggers
Despoiler98: Ian thats a lotta marker
chaostreader: Are we preparing for the night watch intro?
Mysticman89: the graham cam clips slightly out of the right side of the lrr box.
RandomTrivia: See, pumpkins are Gourds, not Squashes lrrBEEJ
Pheonix888: literally a squash
TehAmelie: hmm is "silly buggers" rhyming slang for something? it has that rhythm
Kerrisis: I've never undertood the North American obsession with wasting perfectly good winter squashes.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Kerrisis These aren't terribly edible.
thefileclerk: they are all cucurbits
ContingentCat: @Kerrisis if it helps the pumpkins grown for this don't make good doos
ContingentCat: *food
TehAmelie: porky pies, septic tanks, etc
coolbond: spin? oh i get what he is doing
Electrodyne: Cut both ends off, texture the outside, it's the Nauvoo
Juliamon: Kerrisis They're specifically bred for appearance rather than culinary quality
ky0dar: eugenics, basicalyl
coolbond: he is doing one piece cog carving like you do with wood
DrakoniteStreams: I think Ian is carving... a pumpkin?
ky0dar: ian.
TehAmelie: hey, most of the internet makes food specifically for appearance rather than culinary quality
ky0dar: arte you doing R2 D2
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, it's an astromech.
KilrenKrae: i am worried for cori's hand
Hexy_Lexy234: is... is ian doing the LRR logo?
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RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie I've never come across a rhyming slang origin for that phrase, I think it's likely to have developed on its own
Manae: R2D2 looks like
TehAmelie: well, the foodie part of the internet
MrPandaaaGaming: i too am concerned with cori's knife technique. please be safe to all knife wielders
ky0dar: not sure if r2 d2 or bb8, but im thinking r2
Mysticman89: a couple halloweens ago I discovered in the monring that my dog had gnawed the pumpkin
TehAmelie: i can believe it RandomTrivia
KilrenKrae: @LoadingReadyRun reminder: knives are sharp
LegionofLashes: something something pumpkin fisting scars
coolbond: Dear DR @LoadingReadyRun have you guys tried the Age of Calamity demo and if so whats your guys opinion
cotillion1850: shock gasp
Hexy_Lexy234: *pikachu gasp*
coolbond: with time travel
Arclight_Dynamo: Yadda yadda, Link is The Doctor.
coolbond: ah delay
iamkaiserbear: does that make it CanonDorf?
nyquister_: Surround sound, engage
I_Am_Clockwork: Cannon Dorf is a Warhammer modle I think
korvys: Nature is peeling
I_Am_Clockwork: model even
Despoiler98: cronchy
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun we can very much hear that ian
Lord_ZYRK: Would you describe it as normal crispy, or extra crispy?
RandomTrivia: A regular crispy pumpkin
Involume: *cuts into pumpkin* Nice hiss...
Morrigan9: is that a TIE pumpkin?
Fanklok: Graham's pumpkin i kind of pale
korvys: Did no one grab the office pumpkin carving tools?
Despoiler98: I think an exacto is actually too small for this job
Fanklok: Did he get an eating pumpkin instead of a carving pumpkin?
RedRaptor: @Arclight_Dynamo Does that mean Link's "Hyah!" is his "Alonsy!" ?
RandomTrivia: Chisel feels like the right sort of size for the peeling
TehAmelie: this is cool and chill, compared to the pumpkin carving race i remember from one LRL or another
korvys: Why isn't Ian using them?
Arclight_Dynamo: @RedRaptor :D
TheWriterAleph: "Whatcha got there, Graham?" "A KNIFE"
Despoiler98: Serrated is important
Despoiler98: much easier
RandomTrivia: Additional knives acquired
Hexy_Lexy234: yeah, why ISNT ian using his carving tools?
Naarius: Good reason
Arclight_Dynamo: Just slap one of these bad boys into a lathe. Kappa
ytt0y0: this is amazing, what have i just come across in this stream!
Manae: What is the correct feeds and speeds for lathing a gourd?
RandomTrivia: Oh god can you imagine trying to balance an asymmetrical pumpkin on a lathe?
Despoiler98: @ytt0y0 wholesome goodness
Naarius: Tactical pumpkin errors?
ytt0y0: @despoiler delicious goodness
Manae: Picasso-o'-Lantern?
mercano82: What did you do, Ray?
Naarius: Was looking for a pun, buy agourdgeous doesn't work very well
asthanius: Aggro-Mech
Manae: I think ALL the R-series stuff is probably Legends at this point
Spacepup: I like all the different R-series droids.
ytt0y0: imagine being a pumpkin and knowing your whole existence is to be sacrificed to bring joy to the world.
serramarkov: But they want to!
Spacepup: Didn't the R-1s look like industrial machinery?
xythrogar: does Ian know any moisture farmers?
asthanius: Disney Planet had to exist
RandomTrivia: A hyperspace road trip doesn't take that long, so I guess it's about the destination after all?
nyquister_: Jabba the Hutts fun world?
TacitusVigil: Babylon 5 referenced the Disney Planet
Despoiler98: The Mon Calmari literally built Space Liners they turned into warships
Arclight_Dynamo: And a plucky little hyperweb entertainment company produced a show called "Rim Quest." Kappa
Lord_Hosk: In the EU books, there was interplanetary tourism Yes
secretbranch: was koth the tar wars North Pole equivalent?
RandomTrivia: Generally I thought the point of a road trip was the journey
glitched_goddess: That was the basis for the crash landing in the Ewok movie wasn’t it
asthanius: Would fried Womp Rat be great or terrible?
Easilycrazyhat: *slaps jedi* "This bad boy can fit so many midichlorians"
nyquister_: Keep Anakin away from that
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Goorguy: If you thought carnie games were rigged before...
serramarkov: AAaaaaaaaaurgh, they used the word!
nyquister_: "So many younglings!!!"
ky0dar: this is the content i watch ian streams for
Spacepup: "Experience the power of the force!" And it's just someone mind-tricking people into filling up the donation jar.
zuchen_120: I got to carve a pumpkin with my son for the first time :) He helped by helping take out the guts. He's almost 15 months old.
Spacepup: Nope, they are pest creatures.
Lord_ZYRK: ^
Arclight_Dynamo: I think it's meant to process biological trash. It's like septic tank flora.
DiscordianTokkan: It specifically is talked about in a short story
Goorguy: According to that one I think N64 or playstation game, its HUGE
WokenClick: There was a whole story in one of those "Tales from the X" series about that thing hah
DeM0nFiRe: Ah interesting I always assumed they were like part of the disposal system
Lord_Hosk: Yeah, it was just kinda a thing that exists in trash
elah806: I'm reminded of Cameron in Heat Death talking about how a closed system like a spaceship can produce some interesting evolutions in fungi, mold, and pests
Mistborn83: is it worm that was in a body that then was flushed and grew in the trash
TacitusVigil: It must be able to survive the trash compactor. Surely the compactor has been used at least once.
GhassanPL: The death star had a mouse problem, so they brought in a cat... etc etc etc and the compactor creature is the inevitable result
DiscordianTokkan: According to "A Certain Point of View" it might even have been force sensitive... for some reason
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha I think that story about the tiny alligator in the sewer was the first book I learned to read
NotCainNorAbel: I thought it was someone's pet, or at least they took care of it.
GamesAndInk: Look at enough Expanded Universe stuff and EVERYONE is force sensitive
niccus: it's there to take care of the pets that get flushed
Xed_Regulus: Dianoga
Spacepup: Methed up Death Star Dionogas.
Manae: @GhassanPL And they still had a MOUSE problem! Darn droids were all over
caimheul: Huh, Dianoga are sentient (the creature in the trash compactor)
TacitusVigil: It died. They blew up the Death Star. Kappa
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Easilycrazyhat: What I always wanted to know was where it went, and why could Luke and co couldn't follow...
glitched_goddess: Wait how long was the Death Star up?
Arclight_Dynamo: Speaking of the EU... did you know that IG-88 became the Death Star? The EU could be very silly.
Involume: Well, he's vaporised now...
Goorguy: " some dianoga were sensitive to the Force."
Goorguy: Of course they are Star Wars EU
Lord_Hosk: It was like Rats on a ship, they just kinda are around all space ship trash units around the galaxy everyone hated them but expected them to be around
3and4fifths: Because Space winnebago
Tildestar_XII: Dianoga jedi confirmed
tenthtechpriest: giant octopus with an eyestalk
Easilycrazyhat: Couldn't pretty much anything be force sensitive?
caimheul: Okay, the one in the trash compactor was named Omi... she has her own wookieepedia article...
TehAmelie: could a cheese be a jedi?
Spacepup: I just watched someone going through some transformer TTG stuff. It looked RAD AS HELL
TacitusVigil: Pretty much all flavor stuff everywhere at the time was canon, right?
TehAmelie: like a really tasty cheddar
ky0dar: Gargoyling Dong
drthvd3r: Man, if you haven't seen the Decipher Star Wars CCG in a while, the graphic design is so 90s it hurts.
TheWriterAleph: Decipher SWCCG was so good
Spacepup: TCG, I mean.
ContingentCat: technically canon, the best kind of Canon
cuttlefishman: So... got some good pie pumpkins on sale at thegrocery store today - what should I cook with them that is not a pie?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Raice Bongos" could be a Star Wars name, Ian.
CaptainSpam: To be fair, Barf McSlurgle was instrumental the defense of Endor's moon.
aussz: now this is podracing
cuttlefishman: Thinking... maybe some pumpkin curry?
TacitusVigil: That was in Solo too
ky0dar: that was also in the solo movie
TacitusVigil: I believe
TheWriterAleph: Make a sequel to Masters of Teras Kasi you cowards
Lord_ZYRK: cuttlefishman e v e r y t h i n g
Manae: It was also fairly OP in SWG for a while
ContingentCat: @cuttlefishman soup
cuttlefishman: Could soup 'em
djalternative: Thanks for the KPOPmerch @3and4fifths
SquareDotCube: But what about bombad racind of the super kind?
Easilycrazyhat: it's not nice...
SquareDotCube: *racing
RandomTrivia: Oh, I almost missed lrrHORN SUB HYPE NICE lrrHORN
GamesAndInk: FULL body
Despoiler98: THANKS I HATE IT
cuttlefishman: Think of the bodypillow
RandomTrivia: Because TXC2 isn't here to say it
cuttlefishman: so fun
GamesAndInk: THICC dianoga
TehAmelie: huh, it's like a Hanar
glitched_goddess: I swear the only reason they decanonized the EU was so they could make it original
baskwalla: It doesn't leave anything to the imagination
theevermist: do not like!
tenthtechpriest: TEETH
Hexy_Lexy234: nice subs
3and4fifths: It's a Hanar!
ContingentCat: oh like Diglet full body renders
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Involume: Hope he's okay after Luke destroyed the Death Star
Lirelent: that is a really good summary of that picture
Involume: Poor buddy.
Pintyhet: Teeth?!
Despoiler98: @Involume I got bad news for ya......
cuttlefishman: Are they planning to roast the seeds?
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mercano82: Don’t say the T-word, Graham, you know what it does to chat
ContingentCat: @cuttlefishman yup
caimheul: @Involume She died in the explosion apparently
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Involume: Oh I just googled that picture. Very shoggoth.
asthanius: oh thank god
Xafty: oh
theevermist: Ian is secretly a phyrexian
cuttlefishman: Are they going to do the pro-strat and put furikake on the pumpkin seeds?
RobotInProgress: oh no
Despoiler98: oh no
Xafty: oh no
TacitusVigil: Nobody decided to go for a Red Green reference in pumpkin carving and make a...Ranger Gourd? Kappa
Pintyhet: Did someone say teeth?!
Hexy_Lexy234: oh no
Xafty: help me?
TehAmelie: the Hanar and Elcor really got the short shift in Mass Effect. . .really all the species with non-humanoid rigging
cuttlefishman: oh no
SnackPak_: thank goodness
RobotInProgress: oh wait! gifted sub, hooray!
Lirelent: *shrug* am I really using my skin?
Hexy_Lexy234: someone save me
Despoiler98: !adult
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theevermist: Remove the impure flesh
Pintyhet: wheelerY lrrHAM
TwitchTVsFrank: oh no my skin
ContingentCat: !findquote skin
LRRbot: Quote #5046: "...bones of skins, trees of beasts..." —Ian, murmuring distractedly [2018-06-13]
DarthRagnar815: "Today..."
cuttlefishman: Use the nose from the subscriber skin
cuttlefishman: obv
Pintyhet: The bones of teeth and skins of teeth.
asthanius: teeth of teeth
Lirelent: so when is Ian making a home made CNC for future pumpkin streams ?
TehAmelie: the teeth of bones and skins of teeth
thunderfox0: You are armed with deadly pumpkins back away from the pumpkins lol
Hexy_Lexy234: windswept teeth
macintose: mmm teeth
coolbond: Dear DR @LoadingReadyRun how long have you budgeted this stream for?
DeM0nFiRe: My team has won the pumpkin carving context at my work twice, once by carving an architecture diagram of our platform and once by carving the face of a former teammate who left and giving a stirring eulogy (he wasn't dead, just left the company lol)
Pintyhet: I just got done with like $4,000 worth of dental work and I hate teeth now.
asthanius: "You call *that* an eyehole?"
Pintyhet: Yours and mine.
Xafty: eyehole man is probably not happy
Pintyhet: I hate all teeth.
Electrodyne: Teeth Offering
3and4fifths: more like a D hole
mercano82: What an eye hole.
TehAmelie: why did you pay for all those teeth if you don't like them?
cuttlefishman: Did you kill your teammate @DeM0nFiRe ?
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
Naarius: lrrJUDGE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR coxBuffalo coxHook
Snowcookies: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: cuttlefishman Not in a way that you can prove that I did irt
Pintyhet: wheelerY wheelerE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR wheelerE wheelerH
Easilycrazyhat: So to answer the question, apparently Omi (the Dianoga on the Death Star) was dumped there on purpose (purpose unclear) and wasn't actually trying to kill/eat Luke, but was "baptizing" him.
thunderfox0: Smash a pumpkin
cuttlefishman: This pumpkin was made for me
elah806: OK
cuttlefishman: It's just like Junji Ito
DeM0nFiRe: lol
TehAmelie: this is my pumpkin carving, it was made for me
Snowcookies: When Choosing a pumpkin, you have to consider what you want to carve it to be
Xafty: @cuttlefishman yep
Pintyhet: This is my pumpkin; I must enter it.
lord_wertornion: yes that was close
Countzeroor: I'm not sure which was my favorite Pumpkin design I've done - either the Rebel Alliance insignia, or my Devilman Crybaby pumpkin.
ContingentCat: katesLol that's good
Hexy_Lexy234: omg thats actually pretty funny
TehAmelie: i'm still not over Two Robocops: "you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew"
DiscordianTokkan: R2P2
secretbranch: !quote
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Naarius: That's an out of context sound byte I didn't want
secretbranch: WOW
asthanius: Woah woah hold on, you can't ADD pumpkin to your jack-o-lantern! That's cheating!
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RandomTrivia: OH NO
Lord_ZYRK: If you wish to make a droid from scratch, you must first remove the skin lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Goorguy: Ian you should see a dentist if your teeth are coming out
Manae: I always enjoy the kid named "Accio Potter" joke
ContingentCat: I wasn't able to, I got help
TristalMTG: I had a wisdom tooth removed today
ptay313: Ian is carefully carving away small layers, meanwhile Cori is all stabstabstab!
zuchen_120: using those little saws that you can buy from the store, such a game changer btw. I've done it with a small knife a number of times, but the fast.
nyquister_: "Ex-interrogator reviews their torture techniques, are they accurate?"
Molladia: @TristalMTG are you doing ok?
holidayMD: You were named after the two bravest people I know, Goku Naruto
agentsmithradio: This is my pumpkin. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pumpkin is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pumpkin is useless. Without my pumpkin, I am useless. I must carve my pumpkin true. I must carve straighter than my enemy who is trying to spoop me. I must spoop him before he spoops me.
Lord_Hosk: Are you saying that Bevers are not people ONLY because of their teeth?
Easilycrazyhat: "Always chewing on logs"
ContingentCat: why would Ska make you angry? it's such fun music
TristalMTG: @molladia My stomach's a little upset from the medication I think? But otherwise doing swell. Get it? Swell.
Snowcookies: I know someone in Discord who listens to ska
nyquister_: @holidayMD that ProZD guy is great
Vyous: Those trumpets are trumpets of fury
ky0dar: but which ska. first, second or third wave
ptay313: I listen to ska
elah806 groans
underhill33: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: katesLol Ian
Hexy_Lexy234: wait, whats wrong with ska?
TehAmelie: okay yeah that's the better phrasing of the joke. you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew, Two Robocops.
ky0dar: they are all very different skas
Pintyhet: You know ska came before reggae.
Molladia: I just connected the dots and realised Graham is carving the bottom left pump, not Cori
Manae: Beavers are either hard-working, or dopey
TwitchTVsFrank: was sam the eagle ever happy
TehAmelie: me, laughing to myself: "his NAME isn't even Robocop, hue hue hue"
blip2004: what about he cartoon Angry Beavers?
Snowcookies: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Manae: They were mostly dopey, Blip2004
RandomTrivia: Oh that is very satisfying
Pintyhet: Those were only two beavers. The rest aren’t angry.
Easilycrazyhat: That's a good mouth, Graham
Lord_Hosk: Ian, may I suggest a veggie peeler
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks. woulda been here sooner but I had to race a lamborghini down thin roads to win one of the seasonal races... it was no bueno
ButButTheJesus: too many hills
nudibranch93: Where my makers/crafters at? I'm painting some 40k models, what are y'all working on?
TehAmelie: chat, never let me have children because i will actually name them Two Robocops
ButButTheJesus: TWO Robocops! hoo boy
TehAmelie: and then i'll die from laughing
TehAmelie: and Two Robocops will grow up without a dad for a mom
ky0dar: so im playing mtg arena and it looks like my opponents pet is mowu?
Electrodyne: @nudibranch93 Leather masks! Check out instagram dot com slash Electrodyne for some leather goodies
Juliamon: That's cats for ya
Lirelent: cats are smart ones
Electrodyne: I just finished a purse that my wife hates :) so I plan to post pics soon
ButButTheJesus: "Hey! Tuck! Tuck! Hey! Hey! Tuck!
wynternyghtynggale: it's cute but he is spoiled
nudibranch93: @Electrodyne Sick!
TacitusVigil: Nobody puts Graham in the corner!...except Ian, I guess.
Electrodyne: thanks buddy!
TehAmelie: and on the right, we have Graham's gourd
Friedent: The sacred techs!
Lirelent: i mean it is the intended use of that tool
korvys: If you score the lines, I imaagine the peeler will start and stop easier?
Despoiler98: that pumpkins gonna go rotten WAY FASTER
DarthRagnar815: Ooo... gabyParty
nudibranch93: Last year I used Woodcut printmaking tools for my pumpkins. Very effective.
ky0dar: pyrojack?
Naarius: At what point do we need to praise the Omnissiah to ensure the machine spirit in this R2 unit is sated?
asthanius: hee ho
ky0dar: is this a pyrojack?
ButButTheJesus: hee?
TehAmelie: i'm unironically invvested in R2gourd2 here. will he have legs made up of pumpkin shells?
ritchards: Jack Skellington?
ky0dar: <o/
ContingentCat: looks cool
asthanius: there are multiple jacks
TehAmelie: pumpkin peel? what even is the word
korvys: Was the "tactical error" earlier, not doing the middle of the eyes?
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Hexy_Lexy234: i love how needlessly complicated Ian's is copared to the others. its peak ian and im here for it
GDwarf: King Frost or Tyrant Frost, yeah
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie rind?
asthanius: Jack Ripper
ButButTheJesus: i dunno
TehAmelie: rind sounds good
GDwarf: There is also Jack the Ripper, for some reason, yeah
nudibranch93: Use toothpicks! you can set them back in
TehAmelie: in the swedish, we use the same word for shell, peel and rind. it must look hilarious to the anglos
ky0dar: I need to go back to P4G
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TehAmelie: Ghost in the (orange) Shell
bananderson_: all about the elbow grease baby
Manae: Alcohol?
RandomTrivia: oh no
asthanius: never open your eyes
Featherweight_: Oh Ian is making a beep boop wooo
Lord_ZYRK: It's gone for the eyes, boo
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, is that one of Ian's scalp sprays?
bananderson_: they do say that stuff makes you go blind but this is ridiculous
Pintyhet: When you only do something once a year? This year it’s been a lot of things.
nyquister_: So add goggles to the pumpkin carving kit?
Naarius: The bus is a burgemot?
Lord_ZYRK: Scalp. . . sprays 🤔
Molladia: Whats burgemot?
Lirelent: haha yeaa I was going to say, living with Iain is a dangerous decision in any decade
asthanius: not much. What's burgemot with you?
Lord_ZYRK: Bergamot is a citrus fruit
TehAmelie: unpopular opinion: to a Star Wars non-fan R2D2's antics are not that different from those of Jar-Jar Binks
NotCainNorAbel: my yard is filled with bergamot
ButButTheJesus: @Featherweight_ weeeep woop woop bwow
mercano82: Rocket Propellant?
Lord_ZYRK: And chronic exposure to bergamot oil can cause toxicity
Goorguy: I attack the darkness
asthanius: Real Pumpkin
Molladia: Burgamot is apparently a citrus fruit.
Lirelent: wow... just wow
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GamesAndInk: @TehAmelie No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Hexy_Lexy234: "i do like burgamot" ian horner (2020)
asthanius: I EAT I EAT I
DrSpookPHD: Isn't it weird how pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was the friends they made along the way?
nyquister_: HELL YES!!!
TehAmelie: i promise, it's my earnest feeling
NotCainNorAbel: I EAT I EAT I HYPE!!!!
Snowcookies: The fun finale!
Lord_Hydraos: lrrHORN hype!!
asthanius: Funale!
Snowcookies: Who will be able to leave alive
Hexy_Lexy234: cane it C3D2! :p
ContingentCat: So excite
ritchards: "you folks"
Hexy_Lexy234: name*
whisperstocats: Very much!
Hexy_Lexy234: i type good, i swear
nyquister_: Could a betting ring on the Heat Death outcomes be done with channel points?
serramarkov: I was so scared for Alex, and now I'm worried about the Roman.
Molladia: Paul mentioned some other things had been done at the theatre, can you share?
Manae: The teeth on that pumpkin are looking fierce
AstroBase: Any paranormal stories the crew has for us today?
asthanius: Have you ever skinned with the devil in the pale moonlight?
RandomTrivia: He flew too close to the skin?
Featherweight_: We should buy a theatre
Naarius: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP
nyquister_: 1000 points on Roman being a vessel for the next generation
asthanius: Wouldst thou like to skin deliciously?
TehAmelie: SKIN deep
korvys: Are you planning on doing more things in the theatre you did Heat Death in?
Lirelent: like leather?
DoodlestheGreat: Use Coppertone on it?
ContingentCat: and what did you find? a skin balorg?
DrSpookPHD: we refer to a basketball as a leather pumpkin
TehAmelie: David Mack's Kabuki comic has some clever things to say about that idea
1y1e: I've really enjoyed having y'all in chat during Heat Death, it's like live background commentary
Molladia: Would slightly blanching a Pumpkin help carving? Or make it decompose sooner?
Despoiler98: @korvys they hinted at SECRET extra things they did when they rented out the theatre
Electrodyne: "Vegetarian leather" is really poor
Featherweight_: Ian want to make pumkin leather and im not ok with it
RandomTrivia: Once again I feel compelled to apologise to Cori for creating more work.
ContingentCat: not from these pumpins
Electrodyne: Give me a good 4-5 oz. oil tan any day
DrSpookPHD: don't carve a basketball
niccus: it would take too big of a pot to be worth it
serramarkov: I think the answer is YES!
Pintyhet: Pumpkin spice Kraft dinner was apparently a hit congrats on that.
nyquister_: Inject it with Embalming fluid???
TehAmelie: maybe quickly scalding it. . .
Featherweight_: But would you wear pumkin leather?
Snowcookies: Don't smash two or more pumpkins else a ghostly robot will come after you
Molladia: @TehAmelie agreed, if only to soften the skin
ContingentCat: aw
The_ChartreuseKnight: That's a mass grave
RandomTrivia: WELP
delta__vee: just rockin' in my rockin' chair sitting there
Lord_ZYRK: The weight of time will one day squish you, too, into mush lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DoodlestheGreat: If we're used to sculpting mashed potatoes, will we be seeing a pumpkin carved into Devil's Tower? ConcernDoge
Naarius: Know the difference
asthanius: "Human" landlord
TehAmelie: question 1: do you have a pair of tongs that can grip your pumpkin?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey, @LoadingReadyRun , my wife says tracing over sharpie with dry rrease will pick up the pigment
ContingentCat: Most landloard are questionably human
DrSpookPHD: there is no better way to begin a sentence than "my wife"
DrSpookPHD: "my wife was arrested on money laundering charges"
asthanius: @DrSpookPHD "Our wife"?
The_ChartreuseKnight: @DrSpookPHD "My wife died"
DrSpookPHD: that's pretty good @asthanius
Painfully_Dyslexic: is Graham making a Pyro Jack from smt?
NotCainNorAbel: "my wife turned me in for money laundering"
ContingentCat: does the pumpkin need braces?
DoodlestheGreat: My wife for my country!
Naarius: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
bananderson_: Ian nooooooo
RandomTrivia: IAN! No1
TehAmelie: "my wife tells me this is not my beautiful home"
ladylinzington: Ian why
Electrodyne: "Mai Waife!"
RandomTrivia: No!
bananderson_: hahaha holy shit
Snowcookies: no why
Pheonix888: bad Ian!
Molladia: !findquote wife
LRRbot: Quote #1804: "NO! That's my wife!" —Jamie [2016-02-13]
bananderson_: Halloween eve eve!
TehAmelie: ooh, the rare Jam quote
DrSpookPHD: "my wife has an inner ear infection"
asthanius: (Halloween - 2) + (5X)
ContingentCat: close enough
SpoonfullOfSugar: the phrase "shaving the eyes" implies that the eyes were hairy
nudibranch93: The magic of... scheduling?
bananderson_: I watched it for a class!
elah806: You've made that reference before
ritchards: hey, it was in that commodoreHustle
korvys: I have heard of that more than once from LRR - Far more often than I've heard about it in real life
zac19b7: I love the pixies.
Snowcookies: I watched it in visual media class
ButButTheJesus: oh is that the one you definitely can't watch with your parents?
ButButTheJesus: or am i thinking of something else
Painfully_Dyslexic: WHAT!?
delta__vee: let's be real, it's always Halloween in surrealist short film
bananderson_: honestly me too
djalternative: I def had to watch Un Chien Andelu in film school
arcanzaJenkins: oh this was a weird time to join the stream
Pheonix888: I remember that class, one student ran out during one of the videos.
Ckiva: I feel like im about to lose my blissful ignorance
Molladia: Meat Piano = Choir
niccus: i think it's a hobby of art teachers to show it to students
elah806: Meshes of Afternoon is wild
DrSpookPHD: what about after last season?
nyquister_: Definition of all art film
nyquister_: films*
Electrodyne: Graham's Fifth Skinphony
RandomTrivia: Another non-sequitur for you
ContingentCat: sounds fun I'll watch that tomorrow probably
asthanius: Ya love to see a good Pumpkin Skin Peel
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun did you ever watch enter the void?
Despoiler98: satisfying peel
ButButTheJesus: the flaming hee-ho looks good
asthanius: The child has been revealed
asthanius: TEETH
maxthefourth: !uptime
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asthanius: MANY TEETH
RandomTrivia: Holy moly
TehAmelie: the only movie i watched in twelve years of school was Once Were Warriors. harder or easier to watch than Salvador Dali?
SnackPak_: very nice!
ky0dar: thats um.. teeth
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: Very good Cori
Naarius: Clap
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
bananderson_: lol I can only watch Meshes of the Afternoon on the streaming service I get access to for school which makes sense
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, very good.
The_ChartreuseKnight: Teeth. Very teeth
korvys: So. Many. Teeth.
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
Snowcookies: gah
serramarkov: SPOOPY!!!!
baskwalla: The Penguin?
nyquister_: Teeth, teeth,...
Molladia: Lego Skeleton head
korvys: Ryuk
bananderson_: I love its little nose
Featherweight_: So bitey
breadisbest1: just like bill murry
ContingentCat: so that's what Billy Murrey looks like now?
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck, Graham, I almost spit on my compter
Despoiler98: out damn spot?
ArdCollider: Meshes of the Afternoon is experimental but it's not the nonstop flinch-fest that's Un Chien Andalou.
serramarkov: I keep a copy of Goodnight, Moon by my bed to combat that which goes bump in the night.
korvys: It reminds me of Ryuk, from Death Note
TehAmelie: how many teeth is that? should be an easy question for chat
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ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie twelve!
djalternative: @serramarkov I used to keep the bunny from that book on my bed for similar reasons
Electrodyne: Approximately 64 total teeth?
Featherweight_: I get the
Featherweight_: I get that reference
TehAmelie: it's basically a manticore huh
DigitalSeahorse: admira108MISSSTEAK_PM
ButButTheJesus: @Electrodyne did you count one quadrant and x4? cause that's what I just did and got 64 too
korvys: Or a small LED panel?
Seth_Erickson: !quote iphone
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lord_ZYRK: I got 59
korvys: G, do you have a witch hat for it?
TheWooglie: I like the pupils G
DigitalSeahorse: pegaYep
coolbond: Dear ian you are not supposed to chew the pumpkin, you are supposed to carve it
Featherweight_: Just stick an ipad in er
Seth_Erickson: I don't remember how the quote has iphone spelled NotLikeThis
Electrodyne: I counted off by threes, and I might be off by 1-2
RandomTrivia: !quote 5414
LRRbot: Quote #5414: "'I'm not sticking my iPhone in this pumpkin.' 'I'm totally sticking my iPhone in the pumpkin.'" —Kathleen and Ian [2018-10-18]
Lord_ZYRK: Pumpguins
DeM0nFiRe: Cyberpunkman 2077?
DigitalSeahorse: xidikuWizard
PunkRockZoologist: Who's dressing me up?
ContingentCat: I'm surprised Kathleen doesn't have a witch hat
Juliamon: Seth_Erickson you !quote a person, !findquote a term
Naarius: Moon Base prop closet surely has one
TehAmelie: Dear Dr Cori, how many teeth does your pumpkin have? asking for science
DigitalSeahorse: katesWitch katesLewd
ContingentCat: fair
RandomTrivia: And the only downside is.. Bartleby...
Zu_o: Why own your own witch hat when you can buy one on time share
asddsa28: cap lock why
ContingentCat: some time on your teeth
Seth_Erickson: that would make sense I flip them around a lot :P
Robot_Bones: TEETH
Naarius: Caps Lock feels strongly about hats
Seth_Erickson: Is Caps Lock known to have a lot of hats?
asddsa28: lrrKATHLEEN_WH
Mysticman89: An R2 unit
ContingentCat: definitly looks like a thing
RandomTrivia: Pretty sure Cori's pumpkin was more of a unit than yours Ian
Stoffern: "Just have to push out the ones that aren't teeth" is something I don't want to hear my dentist say
TehAmelie: a medium unit
Seth_Erickson: voxyKnife
Featherweight_: Really who are we to say what is or is not teeth
TehAmelie: a "regular" unit, mayhap
Naarius: sixty-toother
nudibranch93: Only a Sith deals in absolute units
TehAmelie: 64 was real close
bananderson_: that's as many as I have!
ContingentCat: imagine flossing that many teeth
Electrodyne: nice, 62 teeth
ButButTheJesus: @bananderson_ r u shark
ButButTheJesus: u have to tell me if u shark
gamercat88: does BC have any special Halloween traditions or spooky ghost stories?
Featherweight_: Now how meny teeths does ian’s have?
serramarkov: Great estimate @Electrodyne !
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun Ian, Are you gonna smooth out the flesh or keep the scarred look?
Electrodyne: Thanks!
Painfully_Dyslexic: I have 62 teeth... in a bag
TehAmelie: if you ask Rob Liefeld, it's probably not enough teeth
Naarius: Do gear teeth count?
Naarius: If so... a lot
ContingentCat: oo Spoopy lighting for G
kalira77: scar2-d2
Electrodyne: needs more pouches, and terrible feet
SquareDotCube: I was thinking gears....
Vyous: I have to assume one of R2's utility slots has teeth
DigitalSeahorse: pegaDrool_PM pegaDerp_PM pegaSass_PM pegaHype_PM katesLurk
Pheonix888: noo, he has hears they have lots of teeth
Pheonix888: gears
IslandersCaper: ohh these are some cool looking pumpkins
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun Ian, Are you gonna smooth out the flesh or keep the scarred look?
RandomTrivia: Carefully, Graham, carefully
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, presumably, R2 units have gears
monosceros: it's like souls in dark souls
TheWooglie: I thought IG units had currency
korvys: Did anyone else read that AITA post about the family teeth chest?
RandomTrivia: Welp
Seth_Erickson: Ok new and improved voxyKnife_WH
Naarius: Do not test Graham flammability
Naarius: plz
nudibranch93: RIP Graham's fingers
delta__vee: what's the modern times equivalent of those big long matches
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun graham, light first, then insert.
serramarkov: You have 2 days to get a long lighter!
delta__vee: like a bbq lighter I guess?
Electrodyne: Light a wood skewer
RandomTrivia: Tapers are still things
DarknessKingCoH: Also that R2 unit is probably decomissioned given it not having legs.
RandomTrivia: But you can get long-nosed lighters for barbeques and the like
ButButTheJesus: punkin chunkin!
DigitalSeahorse: R2 pumpkin is a negative space carving it seems
ContingentCat: @delta__vee long Barbecue lighters?
Stoffern: And then Beej eats them?
Hexy_Lexy234: "until beej gets fed up with them" LUL
DigitalSeahorse: yes long lighters for bbq
NotCainNorAbel: fire!
Lord_ZYRK: I assume Beej just unhinges his jaw and slides them in one by one
TehAmelie: i don't go out of my way to read AITA posts but i have noticed a pattern: the whois the asshole is always the dude
ContingentCat: oh no
asddsa28: plz stop
Juliamon: "good" day
Lirelent: ohhhh no
TheWooglie: By document do you mean take photos of instead of throwing out?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
ContingentCat: was it cheese yet?
TheWooglie: which hat?
ky0dar: HEE HO
RandomTrivia: That looks good
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk pegaDrool_PM
Hexy_Lexy234: i love it Graham!
serramarkov: Nice!
baskwalla: very spoops
DigitalSeahorse: love the eyes
TheAinMAP: katesLurk_PM
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall
thedepthandbreadthofseth: theres a 250 y.o. graveyard next to my house, and some through a jack-o-lantern there a few years back, so now pumpkins grow on the graveyard fence@
chibi_bento: is that a haunter pumpkin?
Electrodyne: That's a fine pumpkin muppet
Featherweight_: Well add the hat in post
RandomTrivia: "Do we own any fire?" Love that line
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's very halloween!
Fairgrim: Cori and Gram both have awesome teeth filled mouths
secretbranch: happy teethday to you
Hexy_Lexy234: t e e t h
RandomTrivia: Ah, remember convention panels, from the beforetimes?
Fairgrim: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_WH
RandomTrivia: That looks amazing Graham
ky0dar: heeho
thedepthandbreadthofseth: show 1 more time
secretbranch: nice!
Seth_Erickson: only real candles in Graham Stark's home
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun So now G and Cori just play some direct challenges on arena for an hour while Ian carves?
piggy_sama: what an excellent pumpkin, graham
NotAFireDemon: !quote teeth
Featherweight_: Ikea tea candle if i were to geuss
Electrodyne: "nice teeth" - me
NotCainNorAbel: Does that knife have a thirst for Ian's blood?
ContingentCat: wow that would take a lot of force
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !quote mouth
Seth_Erickson: when you came to the scene of the crime you saw Red venting :O
nyquister_: More candles?
Easilycrazyhat: "It's very cool...if you could see it >.>"
Seth_Erickson: is that joke still relevant
Easilycrazyhat: :p
TheJoe743: Our plebian eyes could not see such detail
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk_PM pegaDrool_PM katesLurk_PM
nudibranch93: I just got placebo smoke smell.... unless my house is on fire...
RandomTrivia: "you won't see them, but they'll be there all the same"
DigitalSeahorse: Ian always looking like he's cutting toward himself
Karfsma778: I'm still quite hype for BL
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ive had a better time watching other peoples youtube videos than trying to ever parse it myself in game
bananderson_: that's how you know he's a dad at heart
Driosenth: towards your chums not your thumbs
DigitalSeahorse: camera angle
Seth_Erickson: you can go to the cosmodrome but it only has one area and it's a bungie gift shop
bananderson_: if my dad is any indication
TehAmelie: Destiny 2 does not currently fit on my HD :x
Karfsma778: I'm MORE hype for actually trying to D1 the raid when it drops. Because I've never done that before
RandomTrivia: Remember kids, pracice knife safety, unlike Ian.
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_TK
Earthenone: we are used to your lifestyle by now ian
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. "It's all in the risk." Got it. Kappa
Karfsma778: @TehAmelie good news! it's getting smaller!
Featherweight_: Its like the KFC of video games
TacitusVigil: I'm pretty sure that's *not* what pumpkin carving is about(?)
Lirelent: we expect Iain to do the risky things with knives
ContingentCat: that's how you should be holding a small knife like that for something like that
nyquister_: So with a bigger knife, you would swap sides?
NotCainNorAbel: I figured the second half to TTSF this week was giving yourself stitches.
wynternyghtynggale: lrrSPOOP_WH
ritchards: and now you can see what's in the wrist!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP_WH
TacitusVigil: The real pumpkins were the friends we carved along the way?
Naarius: lrrHERE_PM
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
RandomTrivia: Ian reveal?
RandomTrivia: Finally we shall behold Ian!
Seth_Erickson: voxyKnife_WH
Brozard: Corry's pumpkin is STRONK
Hexy_Lexy234: i love how "watch this" is now synonimous with "watch me fuck this up"
maxthefourth: lrrGRAHAM_WH
Brozard: *Cory wth
DigitalSeahorse: pegaHype_PM lucidTHype lucidHype pegaHype
Lord_Hosk: Which hat?
Brozard: *CORI
TehAmelie: lrrCIRCLE_PM
Brozard: PHONE
DigitalSeahorse: lol
asddsa28: lrrKATHLEEN_WH
breadisbest1: lrrSLOTH_WH
xythrogar: lrrBEEJ_WH
Seth_Erickson: works perfectly on that cat with a knife
wynternyghtynggale: lrrGARBO_WH
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, the sloth + hat is great!
coolbond: eh i do that too when i carve fruit for decoration, its all about fine control and using the knife as a scalpel is useful
Easilycrazyhat: It's a stamp designating Spoopifer as a Witch
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP_SG Spoopifer with unglasses remains so good
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME_WH
ContingentCat: *sunglasses
Karfsma778: Channel Point Modifiers yeah
BaronSnow: there was room in the tarp budget!
Seth_Erickson: it's a modify emote with points
Featherweight_: Witch sloth is stronk
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_PM toilets always did look like monsters
asddsa28: lrrWOW_WH
wynternyghtynggale: lrrIAN_WH
RandomTrivia: lrrAWESOME_WH
Karfsma778: lrrSPOOP_PM
xythrogar: beej with the witch hat is very good
piggy_sama: We always used newspaper as a droppcloth
ContingentCat: huh weird
ladylinzington: lrrBEEJ_WH
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrCIRCLE_WH
ashiok_nightmare_moose: lrrCIRCLE_SG
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_WH
breadisbest1: lrrCORI_PM
Seth_Erickson: no it should be in the same field with those
secretbranch: Wiej
blip2004: lrrGOAT_WH lrrGOAT_SG
HEY_BEEJ_GET_THE_BAT: Yeah, I mean do you even watch yourself? Kappa
Brozard: lrrSLOTH_WH
wynternyghtynggale: lrrGOAT_WH
Easilycrazyhat: lrrGRAHAM_TK
TacitusVigil: Wizard Beej
nosole: lrrGOAT_WH
Karfsma778: OH GOD
djalternative: No Idea why you can't do it then
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT_WH
ladylinzington: lrrFRUMP_WH
Lord_Hosk: lrrHAM_PM
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW_PM
TehAmelie: lrrWOW_TK
maxthefourth: lrrHAM_SG
Godeke: lrrSPOOP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
RandomTrivia: Ok, pumpkin ham is pretty good
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
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Naarius: Poggies my noggies?
Easilycrazyhat: Def not for ads, totally for N O G
ptay313: NOG!
iamkaiserbear: voxyKnife_TK
Seth_Erickson: lrrEFF_WH this works pretty well
plummeting_sloth: oh man, I should go get my little pumpkin
RandomTrivia: IAN! TOS?
TacitusVigil: Lt. Nog?
breadisbest1: lrrSPOT_WH
Phosfur: lrrIAN_SG
Seth_Erickson: voxyKnife_WH
xythrogar: ian you can't polish your pumpkin on stream
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM_PM
wynternyghtynggale: polishing the pumpkin is that what kids are calling it these days
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM pegaHype_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
maxthefourth: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
niccus: just gonna skin my gourd
Snowcookies: lrrSLOTH_PM
Lord_ZYRK: Join the official Tiltyhouse Onlyfans for more pumpkin carving action lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: come on, "polishing my pumpkin" is not a metaphor for anything. even in LRR speak
Lord_ZYRK: pumpkin polishing*
Hexy_Lexy234: "polish my pumpkin" isnt that against twitchs TOS?
TheJoe743: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW_PM smashing pumpkins lrrCOW_PM lrrCOW_PM
ContingentCat: lrrAWESOME_WH doesn't quite work on the muffins
ashiok_nightmare_moose: check out my sweet new emote modifications lrrCREEPR_HF lrrCREEPL_HF
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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TehAmelie: lrrSLOTH_WH
maxthefourth: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
Easilycrazyhat: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i would appreciate a vertical flip tho
DigitalSeahorse: smixelThis
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT_WH
TehAmelie: "thinking emoji" is the best mod no contest. it's almost weird how nothing else comes close
TehAmelie: lrrFRUMP_TK
Arclight_Dynamo: lrrDOTS sergeCanal lrrARROW
ContingentCat: it bothers me that rotating the emote isn't an option since the little button for the Modify and Emote option has a rotated face
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP_WH
maxthefourth: lrrEFF_TK
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: smixelWhat_WH
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
BillTheCat: aww yeah pumpkins
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SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: GOnna get the VOD muted. Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass_PM pegaSass_PM pegaSass_PM
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UpstageJMC: Pumpkins!?!?!? Nice!!!!!
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
ashiok_nightmare_moose: man that motor is just NOT turning over
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
TehAmelie: lrrIAN_TK lrrCORI_TK lrrGRAHAM_TK
ContingentCat: that's where the teeth go in
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW_PM
Arclight_Dynamo: It's Zardoz.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh my god. I need to carve a Zardoz pumpkin.
secretbranch: ah the pumpkin has a gold tooth
Earthenone: no fire? is this not TTSF?
LlewellynZ: HahaBall
ashiok_nightmare_moose: needs more hollowing
Featherweight_: Sad wooooo
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
Lirelent: I am the worried
Pheonix888: utility lamp here we come
nyquister_: Pre-emptively call 911?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
ashiok_nightmare_moose: shades on
Pheonix888: wow lol nice
gamercat88: perfect
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun corie is it possible to use your pumpkin as a helmet? it looks big enough
ButButTheJesus: ITS... BEAUTIFUL
CaptainSpam: Not bad at all.
mercano82: Make a tin foil cone to contain the rest of the light
TheAinMAP: katesAir_PM
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
CaptainSpam: And dead.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
ContingentCat: wow
eshplode: wheelerPog
NightValien28: NOOO
EternalDrifter: What smells like burned pumpkin
gamercat88: oh no, not the child
NightValien28: save him
DiscordianTokkan: *clang*
shurtal: Cue Jiz music
Mysticman89: might cook the bottom of R@ as well
DarthRagnar815: gabyThump
Lord_ZYRK: *approving beeps*
SnackPak_: R2 needs a new motavator
RandomTrivia: LUL
Mysticman89: R2 even
plummeting_sloth: what is a blowtorch but a candle that has truly reached it's dreams
Arclight_Dynamo: OH NO!
Featherweight_: And thats how you make pumpkin leather
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
mercano82: Now you can implement the spinning head.
EternalDrifter: R@ is Canadian?
RandomTrivia: LUL omg
TheWooglie: Do you have extra insurance for TTSF?
Hexy_Lexy234: OH NO
Lord_ZYRK: WutFace
Raiger: R2 is truly Canadian!
readyforperfect: awwwww
TheWooglie: oshiF
TacitusVigil: I don't like this Star Wars Halloween Special anymore!
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahahhah
eshplode: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: R2D2 has become a Homestar Runner character.
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NotCainNorAbel: It is a South Park R2D2
gamercat88: R2 IS SUS!
ContingentCat: whoops
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Lord_Hosk: He's canadian!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
niccus: time to glue that back together
KingXicor: hpcAD
mercano82: lrrFINE
shurtal: is that one of them widemouth R2 units?
Lirelent: peak Iain
Lord_ZYRK: This kills the Graham
Earthenone: can R2 read the subs. please
Hexy_Lexy234: omg ian, please never change
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TehAmelie: slam that button with determination, like this good pupper
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
mercano82: This kills the Graham
ContingentCat: katesRip G
ApodoNuevo: I want Ian to stop solely to prevent any further structural damage to the pumpkin, but I love this bit.
NightValien28: meeerr
nyquister_: Move over Pistachio
plummeting_sloth: *R2 panicked squeel.wav*
TheWooglie: is Cori dead?
TacitusVigil: R2-EN
serramarkov: Owww... can't type laughing too hard!
Arclight_Dynamo: Weird flex, but I dig it. Kappa
Hexy_Lexy234: graham losing his mind was so good
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LorilyricNekosune: Stark down!
TehAmelie: maybe that's all he needed to be free from those bleep bloops in the movies
DeM0nFiRe: Can someone link the clip of lighting up R2 again I accidentally refreshed chat and lost it
Hexy_Lexy234: "spaceballs the twitch user" is so good
DeM0nFiRe: thanks
Pintyhet: That’s meeeee!!!
ContingentCat: maybe a splorts thing?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: nah moist talkers play out of sunken halifax
ContingentCat: yeah not blaseball but aren't there other splorts? I thought I yeard about flootball
Featherweight_: Pumpkins haunted
DarknessKingCoH: Also for those who aren't aware Mando Season 2 Episode 1 releases tonight!
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, folks!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream! lrrHEART lrrGRAHAM lrrCORI lrrIAN
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPL_PM lrrCREEPR_PM lrrCREEPR_PM
serramarkov: Thanks, g'night all!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW_PM lrrCOW_PM lrrCOW_PM that was simply smashing!
RandomTrivia: Time to watch Checkpoint!
Pintyhet: wheelerRita wheelerRita wheelerRita
ContingentCat: oh yeah thanks
Pintyhet: Spooky.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass_PM