ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
SoldieroFortune: Stop it, Stop it, Fox in Crocs ... I cannot take your pox at Mox...
Snowcookies: !findquote monster
LRRbot: Quote #1164: "Is this what I've been doing to people all this time? I'm a monster!" —Graham [2015-11-26]
ihlendrax: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
djalternative: some people might wish a pox upon Mox but what about Jeweled Lotus
RaynMurfy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Monster Mash vs. Humans Brawl! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
ihlendrax: !adult
djalternative: title chamge
TheWriterAleph: M-M-M-MONSTER MAAAASH
TheWriterAleph: this FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
zblust: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Monster Mash vs. Humans Brawl! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
asthanius: I was watching twitch tv, late one night...
azidbern95: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Monster Mash vs. Humans Brawl! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
djalternative: it'll kinda be like ash vs the evil dead where James and the last surviving humans will be going up against all of the spookiest monsters the other LRRfolk can come up with
asthanius: I will say, I'm kinda surprised this is Brawl, since it means there's not Grusilda, Monster Masher deck
asthanius: we have signal
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesAir katesAir katesAir WE ARE LIVE
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
FenrisSchafer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
sheer_falacy: very ominous
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asthanius: I don't think this music is The Chiptune Legacy (Danimal Cannon's Plop Plunk Remix) :P
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djalternative: !updog
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djalternative: huh. weird. stream didn't switch to live for me. had to refresh
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djalternative: water you talking about. this is definitely the chiptune legacy
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Snowcookies: Who are the players?
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djalternative: lrrJAMES lrrKATHLEEN lrrSERGE wheeler and someone else I'm forgetting
Sampy104: Oh Lordy we spoopin’
asthanius: Dracula, the Mummy, the Werewolf, and Frank N. Steins-Monster
flatluigi: the twitter post has james, serge, kathleen, and both bens i think
lirazel64: James is the Human.
Snowcookies: Ah, Wheeler must be ther person I didn't recognize in the teweet
Oghara: what are we playing today?
thegitrogsquirrel: im scoopin'
djalternative: ah, both bens. that would explain why I couldn't remember. the phrase "Ben, Wheeler" is similar to "Ben Wheeler"
NightValien28: everyone looks really cool, then there's james
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Statist42: uh perfect timing
Snowcookies: Wow my poll is popping off
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revjakenash: 34 months of solid gold baybeeeeeee
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theevermist: anyone else not getting sound?
Karfsma778: I have sound
Snowcookies: I'm getting sound
migelino164: sound is fine
incredulouspasserby: Coming through fine for me
GrassVortex: LUL
GapFiller: good morning evening James lrrJAMES lrrHEART
BrindleBoar: Lore? lrrADAM ResidentSleeper
BrindleBoar: Kappa
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LittleFXRadio: I'm scared
theevermist: k cool means its on my end
migelino164: In these times? I sure hope not Kappa
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manglemonster: story time :D
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NotCainNorAbel: This is great
FacelessManAboutTown: Young?
RunningMonkeys: smooth plug
Snowcookies: Nice narration
RockPusher: jlrrCooltunes jlrrCoolgame jlrrCool CoolCat
LittleFXRadio: James, no!
Featherweight_: Out in public no mask. We know who the real monster is
djalternative: who calls James young?
TheWriterAleph: SHIA SUPRRISE
lasersuit: and encountered a man in a jar
asthanius: @djalternative James does
Snowcookies: !patreon
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Karfsma778: He saw a strange JAR with a MAN in it
Radyin: @BrindleBoar Yes, this is a bit Mahnke-ish.
control_rig: Jump Care!
AllTheWeasels: LUL
GrassVortex: oh yes :D
RockPusher: hahahahah
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Redartifice: 12 months! my sub birthday! I should have brought a cake
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niccus: but it wasn't a cottage... it was a cottage cheese!
asthanius: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
tergonis: oh my
sheer_falacy: that's what he heard
RockPusher: The scariest sound of all
MegaDosX: So we have zombies, cats, devils, and vampires?
LittleFXRadio: I love this
red_shoes_jeff: KRATOS!
GapFiller: YES! YES! YES!
GrassVortex: LUL
migelino164: LUL
RunningMonkeys: Perfect!
control_rig: Oh WOW Kathleen
wargodmogis: First try
manglemonster: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
benjamin_wheeler: Tech issues: the scariest g
Travilogue: Wheeler putting his clown makeup to further use I see.
freshmaker__: we got there!
Easilycrazyhat: DO NOT PANIC...until the DESIGNATED TIME TO PANIC
noSmokeFire: antici-
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Radyin: Kathleen as Drana. Excellent.
harju: wheelerKappa
secretbranch: the spookiest thing in the world is the highlight reel
constablecrab: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheWriterAleph: that's legit LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Only a vampire, nothing else to see here
LittleFXRadio: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
red_shoes_jeff: TRY THE BLOOD SAUSAGE!
adun007: excellent work on the make-up to the entire LRR Crew
MegaDosX: Also, I'd say I called it that Kathleen was going to be playing vampires, but let's face it, I think we all saw this coming :p
Snowcookies: Nice
migelino164: Can I get my expedition in the mail?
Featherweight_: A zendipire
zuchen_120: clearly not reading a script
zuchen_120: rofl
Bengineering: this rules lmao
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OksanaSean: Nice!!
The_Passerby: Vampire Crimes.
Redartifice: poor Paul
mastershake29x: noble humans are on eldrane
angus_the_chap: The Arena arena
Featherweight_: “Noble” “human”
secretbranch: like a lot
Radyin: So, does Kathleen bring back creatures from the dead, make other creatures stronger, or absorb some toughness?
jkoon78076: what is the format?
AllTheWeasels: Not even a nibble?
azbyd: ok this is awesome
Snowcookies: Damn, I should've put Paul on my strawpoll
MegaDosX: @jkoon78076 Historic Brawl
constablecrab: I don't think nips are allowd on Twitch.
noSmokeFire: a nip? like those little bottles of booze/
Hexy_Lexy234: reminder that i love and appreciate all of you!!!!
innovativemethods: *pffftttt* this is the right mix of awkward and awesome
asthanius: Hm...this isn't as scary anymore, all of the sudden Kappa
Bengineering: *cough*
elah806: Getting some Bjork vibes from Kathleen tonight
TheWriterAleph: QUICK JAMES RUN
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Oghara: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen you look AWESOME!
jkoon78076: how many people are playing
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MegaDosX: Did you choose Friendly Brawl?
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mastershake29x: vampires aren't generally associated with technology
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun change the deck to 'direct challenge?'
wargodmogis: Are you doing friendly brawl?
zuchen_120: a voice from beyond!
SergeYager: spoooooky technical difficultiesssssss
RockPusher: game type?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: format/game type
migelino164: Monsters have to suffer through Arena's terrible interface
MegaDosX: @flatluigi That wouldn't work for Brawl because then you wouldn't get your commander
sheer_falacy: your argument is invalid?
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
asthanius: Is there anything in the command zone?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL tech glitches: the true horror
djalternative: set game type to friendly brawl
sheer_falacy: if the game type were wrong I bet there would be more than one invalid card
thepirateofthesea: Is it in the sideboard? that's caused problems for me
lirazel64: Both foiled by the dread Arena Algorithm!
theovenbird: Wow Kathleen looks awesome!
DeM0nFiRe: There are some cards suspended from all formats aren't there? Like isn't omnath banned in all formats on arena?
MegaDosX: The challenge has to be Friendly Brawl for this to work
monosceros: is the game mode 40 card, 60 card or brawl?
Juliamon: Momcraft aesthetic
freshmaker__: did the commander somehow end up in the deck and command zone or something?
MegaDosX: @DeM0nFiRe While this is true, Friendly Brawl ignores banlists
Kerrigan254: which tribe?
DeM0nFiRe: Ah ok
The_Passerby: This is great! Just got back from a chill vote casting and this is just what I need to have a good start to the weekend. :)
Snowcookies: I made a better strawpoll https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
mastershake29x: @DeM0nFiRe friendly mode allows anything
red_shoes_jeff: So YOU'RE the Duct Cleaning Service that keeps calling me!
SergeYager: spooooooky
GapFiller: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Featherweight_: Fight fight fight
benjamin_wheeler: dontcha hate it when you run into a monster, challenge them to a duel but your decks are different formats
asthanius: spooooky face cams
MegaDosX: And this is going to be the view for the whole stream
MegaDosX: Aha, there we go, thanks Paul :p
manglemonster: damn, that IS a cool hand
migelino164: Historic Brawl PogChamp
MegaDosX: Also that's a neat hand
Snowcookies: You want to suck my butt? lrrBEEJ
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looterscooter: The value
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angus_the_chap: Luminaaaarch
wargodmogis: Oh, i expected Kathleen to play new drana
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Juliamon: Oh good we're watching James, which means he can flood the plains.
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gloatingclient8: Thanks for the KPOPselfie @looterscooter
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asthanius: welp game's over
manglemonster: turn 2-minarch
elah806: Does Brawl require color identity?
MegaDosX: @elah806 Yes
mastershake29x: @elah806 yes, same as commander
sheer_falacy: that knight isn't a human at all!
zuchen_120: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL Flavor Polics! lrrSIGNAL :(
monosceros: if Winota triggers off of them, they are not Human!
zuchen_120: police
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
secretbranch: like the ghosts in casper!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: they sundered their humanity to earnt ehir knighthood
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UponMyOath: Yo, Kath
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angus_the_chap: Who is Past, Present, and Future here?
migelino164: They suffer from not being errAAAATTAAAaa'd
AllTheWeasels: But which of you is the ghost of tables future?
Paranundrox: chat-2
constablecrab: Table Fiends
UponMyOath: Oh no!
rasterscan: These are pretty amazing ghosts
MegaDosX: Man, a ghostly Greek Chorus is exactly what I wanted out of this
asthanius: "You'll be visited by the ghosts of Magic Past, Present, and Future"
neb_200: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP doogLaugh
UponMyOath: My message!
secretbranch: They're the uncles in Capser
Dr_Shandor: Thanks for the KPOPfan @uponmyoath
wargodmogis: Can't wait for the witty comentary. :)
TheWarbo: the Table Friend of Arena Past, the Table Friend of Arena Present, the Table Friend of Arena Yet to Come
lasersuit: okay i love this
UponMyOath: Damn, Kathleen’s makeup looks awesome
Snowcookies: lol Warbo
Naarius: Ah, the three tablespoops
red_shoes_jeff: @Bengineering Are you... the Ghost of Table Friends Yet to Come?
ArchAngel650: More like the Obzedat Council am I right?
Kerrigan254: arena yet to come spirit should just be tilted all the time
RobertF95: Watching the stream during SmackDown!! Anyone else??
MegaDosX: Also this particular battlefield is perfect for the theme
djalternative: knights is a class type, not a species type so technically they aren't not humans
MegaDosX: James on the pain train here
frogomb: James was the monster the whole time
Paranundrox: swinging for 20 next turn
MadWolf1290: i did NOT recognize Kathleen
seraphim_mist: lol
BrindleBoar: LUL
MegaDosX: Yeah Kathleen either needs to blow up that Valiant Knight or put some creatures down or she's in serious trouble
asthanius: Humans wear hoodies. That's a fact.
CommiePuddin: dump stat
zuchen_120: everybody else? spoilers. Tell me, is there a clown involved tonight?
sheer_falacy: did you pick humans
manglemonster: you fool
MegaDosX: WAIT
RaklarLS: so is james fighting the elite 4 of spooks?
MegaDosX: THEY AREN'T HUMANS
asthanius: JAMES YOU JERK
seraphim_mist: hahahahahaha
Paranundrox: They're Knights not Humans!
AllTheWeasels: The mistruthing earlier got her
Earthenone: fool, you chose the deck james was suposed to be playing
Paranundrox: Flavor Fail
red_shoes_jeff: Knights sus.
RockPusher: !card Charm Peddler
LRRbot: Charm Peddler [W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {W}, {T}, Discard a card: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to target creature this turn, prevent that damage.
maybe_a_random_name: If they're not humans, what are they?
Kerrigan254: blood plague
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MegaDosX: Wow, what a beatdown
SmoreThanAFeelin: Thanks for the KPOPlove @cokroop
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
TheWriterAleph: suck it vampires
SultaiDiva: Flavor fail, James!
rasterscan: Warm up game!
monosceros: Danitha was not the commander I'd have guessed for Humans :P
mastershake29x: plot twist
Fairgrim: I was lied to they said Humans and all I saw were Knights
MegaDosX: I would've expected Kudro personally
red_shoes_jeff: It's like the townsfolk from ParaNorman. "Undead! KILL 'EM AGAIN!"
Pistollero1: Probably getting this all night but god looove the war paint <3
OksanaSean: That was fast
monosceros: @MegaDosX samesies. either that or whatever Mardu commander is available
Diabore: i wanna suck your tims ya hozer
lethalplatypus594: AAAAAA
lasersuit: B
MegaDosX: @monosceros The only one that comes to mind is Syr Gwyn, but it might be hard to find enough humans for that
rasterscan: noooooooooooo
CommiePuddin: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump TableHere TableHere TableHere TableHere
Syntheticuh: im sorry, but i need blood for nourishment. could you spare some?
MegaDosX: Linden was also an option for some ludicrous lifegain shenanigans
drthvd3r reaches for the scotch
BigGayJulia: !join
BigGayJulia: oh whoops
BigGayJulia: hey friends lol
sheer_falacy: '
sir_jack_DB: hello
SeismicLawns: keeping two lands aaaaalways woorks ouuuut
monosceros: @MegaDosX yea but you'd get Judith and Kudro, which is just straight gas
MegaDosX: Kathleen with the best limited removal in M21 in hand there
MegaDosX: @monosceros I didn't even think of Judith, that would've been spicy
MegaDosX: James pls.
asthanius: I can't believe James brought a cEDH deck to this stream
quietcat: Aaaaah Kathleen your makeup is so cool!
sheer_falacy: chat are the real monsters
Snowcookies: I have a poll for that https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
SeismicLawns: neveeer puuuunished
mastershake29x: turner should be good against the undead
MegaDosX: Hey look, he actually played his commander
mastershake29x: good synergy
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler sounds like the narrator for Beyond Belief in the Thrilling Adventure Hour.
frogomb: Private Hugh Man
RatekStormcrow: I am a human and I personally are going wide .. I really need to hit the gym
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MegaDosX: Enchantments, something black is really good at dealing with
Kyir: Seb is a genius
secretbranch: because they can't lie
Loonatic93: Because they cannot lie!
Diabore: because they cannot lie
Naarius: Vampires cannot lie, James
Fruan: Thicc Vamps
secretbranch: nice
Easilycrazyhat: Vampires are naturally big-butted
rasterscan: Triple jinx!
SeismicLawns: vampires have notoriously taut butts
MegaDosX: The hivemind appearing in force there :p
Naarius: Good job, chat hivemind
RobertF95: I love the way Dolph Ziggler sells the stunner lol
MegaDosX: Damnit Naarius! :p
sheer_falacy: right, vampires never fly so you can't block
RaklarLS: the blood is stored in the cheeks, you see.
OksanaSean: Are boardwipes & wrath spells part of human tribal... they should be :)
polaris415: feed the swarm?
Syntheticuh: we have that now!
MegaDosX: Feed the Swarm or Pharika's Libation would help
BoBrinkman: I need the ghost of Droopy Dog.
mastershake29x: #blessed
Fruan: The black enchantment removal is vampire themed, at least!
polaris415: Reverse Bob
GRrrrrat: Reverse bob
sheer_falacy: it's like bob but meaner
99dcwolf: Hi James, Kathleen, Wheeler, Ulmer, and Chat! How're y'all doing tonight?
MegaDosX: Vampire Bob
lamina5432: Best bob
monosceros: as opposed to Bad Bob?
noSmokeFire: reverse bob, or "bob"
hyaundredneer: *Gasp* The sequel-ish spin-off to who in the party draft is Ulamog!!!
nyquister_: Feed the Swarm - So a collective of Vampires is swarm???
Paranundrox: vengeance gonna be brutal here
deyja429: @nyquister_ They are bat related.
GRrrrrat: @nyquister_ scion of the swarm implies so
zhrang911: Wouldn't reverse bob be "dod"?
Kyir: Settle!
yamahako: I thought a group of vampires was called a vacuum of vampires
nyquister_: @deyja429 @GRrrrrat very true
KharadBanar: qoq
djalternative: wrath of god is in historic
Paranundrox: 1 drop 2 drop Wrath of God Elspeth
SeismicLawns: james there's a multitude of 4 mana board wipes in historic
Paranundrox: perfect human curve
serramarkov: I'm in late, how's the night going?
monosceros: James *could* have Wrath of God
nyquister_: Reading the cards, explains the cards!
MegaDosX: Kathleen has a line to wipe his board
Paranundrox: ooh the Sorin Combo
sorinlvr69: Sorin? Nice
Earthenone: james is doing well with his knight tribal that he put in a human costume
MegaDosX: Sorin can kill it
The_Passerby: humans are the real monsters. huhuhuhu
Paranundrox: I love Sorin with Ghoul
flatluigi: i think we're getting doubled audio?
noSmokeFire: !card sorin bloodlord
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sorin, Vengeful Bloodlord; Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord
Paranundrox: free Helix each turn
noSmokeFire: !card Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord
LRRbot: Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord [2B] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / [−3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
TheWriterAleph: chaddy daddy!
Teslamat: LUL
InquisitorGaia: just got here hows things
Haroldholmes25: rest in peace chad
MikeyM133: Wheeler Why?!
monosceros: wait did james let danitha go to the graveyard
constablecrab: Chad Chadblade
MegaDosX: And that's lethal I think
red_shoes_jeff: DOHOHOHOHOHO!
InquisitorGaia: i just got ice cream
Paranundrox: should be well past lethal
control_rig: "Why do we always come here, I guess we'll never know"
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - for the muppets
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MegaDosX: Yeah he was dead even without Sorin
SeismicLawns: you were dead already james
GRrrrrat: he's not dead, he's super dead
sheer_falacy: more than 12, Drana
meepsalot: Thanks for the KPOPdance @notcainnorabel
manglemonster: also drana
Dread_Pirate_Westley: She's attacking for 15./
Easilycrazyhat: "I put those numbers into a calculator and they make a happy face"
asthanius: NOPE
secretbranch: LMAO
MegaDosX: James/
flatluigi: nope
AllTheWeasels: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
MegaDosX: James please.
nyquister_: Why is James' avatar Ajani?
TotallyNotaBeholder: One more life? What are they cats?
Teslamat: Phrasing
SeismicLawns: they do tend to do that
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrFacepalm
SmoreThanAFeelin: nopeee
rasterscan: For all humankind! *despite how shitty humanity can be right now
noSmokeFire: that's its own genre
Flyingdelorion: Thanx for the KPOPselfie @notcainnorabel
red_shoes_jeff: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
AllTheWeasels: Well, we humans had a good run.
Drathak: LOL
white_whale1: can humanity have a different representative?
Snowcookies: !clip
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red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
asthanius: You can't spell "demoniztize" without "demon"
manglemonster: lrrSPOOP
Haroldholmes25: this is the best sort of bit
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
Hexy_Lexy234: this ghost banter is so damn funny
rasterscan: Oof
MegaDosX: I mean, technically a three land hand
corpocracy: oof
sheer_falacy: the way is clear, the light is good, I have no fear nor no one should
Vladmere: !witch's cottage
Mattmitchell45: Halloween LRR is a silly place
MegaDosX: !card witch's cottage
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
freshmaker__: the woods are just trees, the trees and just wood
Featherweight_: Lifetouch deathlink
Vladmere: @MegaDosX thanks, missed the card command :(
jandersoncad: WOW I LOVE THE COSTUME
SeismicLawns: heeeee's got flyiiiiing twoooooo
MegaDosX: @Vladmere I assumed :p
TheWarbo: Classic Nightchild
jandersoncad: also the punch a chunk was great to watch james
monosceros: this child of night as painted by....... nils hamm? filip burburan?
jandersoncad: was rooting team james
sheer_falacy: aww, I don't hate them all
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Food, fun, and fashion. The mall has it all!
Kyir: ew
TheWarbo: why
sheer_falacy: and that's not where humans come from
Pheonix888: kathleen has very clean lines on her makeup, props
SirZapdos: Let’s go to the maul!
lamina5432: Just came home from then mall
gualdhar: I thought this was supposed to be a casual game?
noSmokeFire: half human/half soldier
asthanius: wait what
asthanius: james
asthanius: explain yourself
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wargodmogis: Yeah, that needs more context
RiiiisDK: I like these ghosts.. or something :-)
Drathak: Tis part of the life cycle of the hibernating canadian
secretbranch: only tax
secretbranch: it's where you pay people to do your taxes
TheWriterAleph: siiiick riiiips broooo lrrSPOOP
thanzo: no death, only taxes
Kyir: so many hammers
TheWriterAleph: big beef
gualdhar: B I G
MegaDosX: At least the mace didn't come down sooner, that would've been scary with all the token generation
jandersoncad: james brought the whole hardware store
rasterscan: Ah well. One keeps removal for this reason.
SirZapdos: Is Kathleen running Obliterator? Kappa
Drathak: They're called shiny two hammers
sheer_falacy: I think maybe the vampire should have picked a different human to attack
sheer_falacy: this one has two very large and heavy objects to hit vampires with
jandersoncad: hes next thing he will pull out of his handy bag is a nail to put in this coffin
SeismicLawns: why do these humans has so many eggs?
thanzo: brick that basket, take it to the task -et
Snowcookies: Eggs are the jesus of breakfast
nyquister_: Humans farm?
MegaDosX: "No thoroughfare, didn't you read the sign?"
maxthefourth: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #5451: "Ah the old Halloween stand by: Sexy eggs and bacon." —Paul [2018-10-29]
Snowcookies: omg
sheer_falacy: you know starbucks would offer blood coffee
TetraRay: "best bog" lol
TheWarbo: huh, appropriate quote
gualdhar: yaaaaaas
MegaDosX: lmao Wheeler
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sheer_falacy: it's a whole new customer base
JustEatIt: Gentri-forestication
KaleidoscopeMind: starbucks? i would've guess a mcdonalds would be first
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_WH
secretbranch: AND fitch?!?!?!
jandersoncad: but he will look sharp in that polo
Kyir: the fitch is a step too far
The_Passerby: This is just Monster NIMBYism!
MegaDosX: Do we have the decklists available?
rosesmcgee: who was the true monster here?
99dcwolf: !quote ghost
maxthefourth: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
jasonjhe7: !deck
SergeYager: french jokes
KilrenKrae: ooooh myyy
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
sadlyfrown: are we playing Brawl?
99dcwolf: Hi Serge!
manglemonster: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
The_Passerby: MNIBYISM prevents progress
Vladmere: !card The Haunt of Hightower
LRRbot: The Haunt of Hightower [4BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever The Haunt of Hightower attacks, defending player discards a card. / Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on The Haunt of Hightower.
somethinglikesilence: BestBog sounds like a good place to buy overpriced streaming equipment
Snowcookies: Currently, the concensus for real monster is MTG Arena https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
Easilycrazyhat: a BLOOD red apple?
secretbranch: james wants land? this IS scary
MegaDosX: I haven't seen that animation before, that's dope
sheer_falacy: so much lifelink
MegaDosX: Not as good as Moraug's animation though :p
asthanius: RUDE
MegaDosX: So rude!
TheWriterAleph: James "It's a Race!" Turner
Paranundrox: BaB Promo
circusofkirkus: It's a boxtopper smash :D
GRrrrrat: there are demons in Ravnica tho
sheer_falacy: men ache
Paranundrox: there is a lot of lifelink in this matchup
MegaDosX: The number of people in Arena who get caught out by menace creatures is quite something
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manglemonster: i think haunt of hightower is a bit more dimir than rakdos tho
Paranundrox: yikes
asthanius: Wow, humans are jerks
MegaDosX: I mean, you have mana for both Kathleen
jandersoncad: are these the ghost of christmas?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They look like humans to me. I'll allow it.
jandersoncad: wrong holiday
Earthenone: !card three visits
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Kazman20a: they look human to me
SeismicLawns: boowu
erfunk: Gottem!
sheer_falacy: they look like monsters to you?
dividesBy0: racially unaffiliated soldiers
nyquister_: Now that is WoTCs fault with the soldier tokens
Kyir: uwuuuuuuuu
LittleFXRadio: Hey, that's their noise James! You can't use it
Easilycrazyhat: BoooOoOoom RoooOooOAaaAssTted
TheWriterAleph: something something spiderman
Radyin: I wish they had OG Drana on Arena.
sheer_falacy: first strike
MegaDosX: You don't. First strike.
manglemonster: first strike tho
Teslamat: these soliders they have no limit
MegaDosX: James' deck is pretty rude, let's be honest
erfunk: What kind of human flies?
asthanius: a cheater
sheer_falacy: Drana, Blocker of Chump
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A human on his way to the maul.
MegaDosX: Well that's a card
TheWriterAleph: DOOOhohoho
Sogheim: @erfunk Jeff Goldblum in that one movie
SirZapdos: Flying Blood Artist PogChamp
erfunk: Fair!
RiiiisDK: Ben^2, never stop doing these voices! :-D
jandersoncad: omg that hurt
sheer_falacy: mono black artifact removal is all you need!
rasterscan: I am so thankful that first strike in Legends of Runeterra is just on the attack
rasterscan: So much less feeling hopeless if you don't have removal
MegaDosX: Extinction Event would be something of a blowout here
OksanaSean: Where is Sorin Markov when you need a little “opponents life becomes 10”
Kyir: gotta run those languishes
MegaDosX: I mean, Languish would deal with everything...except for the flyer
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MegaDosX James' tokens are even and his cards are odd, so not enough.
GRrrrrat: is languish Historic legal?
TheWriterAleph: the humans fight back with a giant hammer?
MegaDosX: It was in Jumpstart
freshmaker__: is damnation in amonkhet?
GRrrrrat: @MegaDosX thanks
Dog_of_Myth: Man, humans are jerks.
Kyir: The whole foods is filled with a different kind of monster Kippa
dividesBy0: Turns out the problem with vampires in a forest is the plentiful supply of stakes.
MegaDosX: James it's on brand, deal with it :p
serramarkov: Vampires like whole foods
The_Passerby: Monster NIMBYS!
The_Passerby: NIMBYISM!!
SeismicLawns: he's going create humano-centric genfrificaaaaaatiooooon!
Kyir: what a twist!!!
Earthenone: so. are you going to human up your deck durring the break james? :P
OksanaSean: The humans won! Were all doomed
Xed_Regulus: The real monster was gentrification and capitalism
nyquister_: Humans assimilate so makes sense
MothsAfterglow: NIMBOOOS?
orellien2773: NIMBY vampires are just the worse.
jandersoncad: oh there is a paul
greatwahooney: wait, I thought this was starting ten minutes from now?
frogomb: James was the human the whole time
Xx_JAG_xX: IT WAS HU-MAN THAT WAS THE MONSTER
thanzo: the true monster was humans all along
red_shoes_jeff: TURNS OUT IT'S MAN! *Dramatic Sting*
ThatBoyf: The most dangerous creature: MAN!
Snowcookies: The poll says Arena is the real monster https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
asthanius: The devil?
rasterscan: :o
secretbranch: TIBALT
StalinRuSH: oh dear god
TetraRay: garfield ?
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: The Devil went down to Arena
chaostreader: Frankenstein was the monster.
rosesmcgee: tanning bed mishap man? noooo!
orellien2773: NIMPY-pires
TheWriterAleph: JUMP SKR
RaklarLS: is it Him?
wargodmogis: Oh, i thought he was a werewolf
rasterscan: This is an amazing stream
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
orellien2773: *NIMBY-pires
Haroldholmes25: that is terrifying, good job ben
neb_200: Oh my god ben
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dtrain_67: wtf...
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MegaDosX: Or, capitalism
Unable_To_Load: ouphe
GRrrrrat: Satyr?
Pteraspidomorphi: greatwahooney: If you're in europe, we're off by one hour this week
Endless109: Him? or Tibalt?
circusofkirkus: Capitalization?
The_Passerby: Monsters NIMBYs
flatluigi: capitalization
snowmonkey99: CAPITALISATION!@
DaMullet14: Capitalization, huh?
Radyin: Jump. Scare?
Kyir: The devil is NOT into capitalism
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maybe_a_random_name: Oh no... it's Batan
Manae: Sing the best song in the world, quick!
I_Am_Clockwork: Devil of a time
Mysticman89: Brining the caps lock with you
dsfgriffin: CAPITALIZATION
noSmokeFire: monsters exclusively use lowercase
CururuGuasu: Ooo, merfolk
thanzo: D:
ItsMajorMineral: HIM Powerpuffgirls!?
xerjen: CAPITALIZATION!!!!
jandersoncad: LOL
Hexy_Lexy234: literally NEVER CHANGE, Ben!!!!!
secretbranch: Ah yes, the economy: Capitalization and COmmunication
Sogheim: is it Tim Curry from Legend?
Kerrisis: That's one HELL of a red filter! :P
ArcOfTheConclave: Not in my backyard
GhostValv: punctuation?
SeismicLawns: oh no, it's capitalist satan! the worst kidn!
Kyir: and such
chesul: so, Devils, or Demons?
Snowcookies: Capitalization? You mean making sentences more legible?
rosesmcgee: The devil went down to Victoria
MegaDosX: @chesul The answer is yes, it would seem
Teslamat: Wisdom juice
MegaDosX: Also here comes Rakdos
noSmokeFire: this is all perfectly in flavor for tibalt
maybe_a_random_name: I think it would be Tiben
zuchen_120: Sol Ring?
Naarius: Anyone else hear a fiddle?
Kyir: LUL
secretbranch: but soul is a genre, tibalt
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben wants fish?
OksanaSean: This is SOOO Tibalt.
orellien2773: “I challenge you to a children’s card game!”
MadWolf1290: will you take his soul to Dairy Queen?
SirZapdos: Go home Tibalt you’re drunk
Dog_of_Myth: Are we in Georgia now?
Flyingdelorion: This is like live Shandalar
MegaDosX: James is friends with the Devil, confirmed
chesul: Doesn't James have to swap out a card or two?
Snowcookies: lol
Hexy_Lexy234: "oh, sick, we're already friends"
sonic_danno: what's this? monsters trying to scare away the real estate developer. this is a weird scooby doo epsiode?
secretbranch: Shandalive
Haroldholmes25: So basically Ben IS a yu-gi-oh villain
Sogheim: was it Yugi Moto who fought devils in a children's card game for souls?
99dcwolf: @naarius *Charlie Daniels enters Chat*
dividesBy0: Ah, Shandalar, where you can only mulligan if you have no lands at all.
manglemonster: demons, devils... imps??
asthanius: Heeeeeeere's Rakdos!
SeismicLawns: *and some aren't dressed up like humans*
JohnPraw: This is fun.
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Forgotten_Lizard: BIG DEMON DADDY RAKDOS
Dog_of_Myth: Rakdos likes to party.
chesul: manglemonster Imps are definitely a tribe in MTG.
Kyir: I like the cut of this ghost's jib
Earthenone: as long as james dosent cheat with benalian history again
rasterscan: !card Taborax
LRRbot: Taborax, Hope's Demise [2B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Taborax, Hope's Demise has lifelink as long as it has five or more +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Taborax. If that creature was a Cleric, you may draw a card. If you do, you lose 1 life.
sheer_falacy: removal? in red black? Noooo!
niccus: does that deck have clerics...?
secretbranch: the ghost of ben likes that card
thanzo: Taborax, Neighborhood Association's Demise
MegaDosX: Fire Prophecy is remarkably on brand for demons and devils
garunkl: thats correct james...he asked for a no
hyaundredneer: Oh what fun. So if humans lose, monsters progress in their place...
Robot_Bones: damn my neighbor Taborax is pretty good
manglemonster: and now james has a bear tribal card
MegaDosX: !card arguel's blood fast
LRRbot: Arguel's Blood Fast [1B] (back: Temple of Aclazotz) | Legendary Enchantment | {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, you may transform Arguel's Blood Fast.
sheer_falacy: !card lava coil
LRRbot: Lava Coil [1R] | Sorcery | Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
asthanius: How delightfully devilish
MegaDosX: !card temple of aclazotz
secretbranch: linda
possummtg: Flail ineffectually
garunkl: bolt
asthanius: I love this
SirZapdos: F
TheWriterAleph: damn Kappa
elah806: Oh hey, it's the no fun Rakdos Control deck
possummtg: Ben looks a little red?
theneatestburrito: Taborax is gonna get there LUL
garunkl: ben has some sunburn, but its fine i guess
red_shoes_jeff: Like, individually, or altogether?
SirZapdos: Where’s Auriok Champion when you need her
MegaDosX: Haha whoops
thanzo: learn how to count by two, with Taborax
flatluigi: blaze it
Snowcookies: lol
JustEatIt: Rakdos accidentally bought a bulbasaur
possummtg: What does James get if he wins
secretbranch: zippotricks?
secretbranch: is that you?
Neddy471: To be fair, you were supposed to be in the forest.
garunkl: icream
RockPusher: A devil from Jersey
Sogheim: well, they're made of humans
chesul: or is it an ELF!
Dog_of_Myth: James seems sus
RecursiveAcronym: hey new jersey devils
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's not a card, Serge, it's a token.
Forgotten_Lizard: I'm devilin here!
Haroldholmes25: Non humans can be knights, cmon james
AllTheWeasels: We definitively saw in match 1 game 1 that there were no humans under that armor
TetraRay: james always the cheater
gualdhar: !card Arguel's Blood Fas
LRRbot: Arguel's Blood Fast [1B] (back: Temple of Aclazotz) | Legendary Enchantment | {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, you may transform Arguel's Blood Fast.
mysticevevee: whats going on so far
Kyir: I'm ready for a show to get stopped
gualdhar: Arguel's Blood Fast doesn't look like a devil to me
chaostreader: Well. I believe all the Benalish knights are human.
wargodmogis: It's 4 bears
niccus: it's only a 50/50 chance of being good
flatluigi: four whole bears
TZTFG: Bears are monsters tho
sonic_danno: hey no bears james!
Snowcookies: mysticevevee James defeated a bunch of vampires and now he has to face demons
garunkl: 10point swing...nice
Coricket: Now he’s playing bears?
OksanaSean: Wait that’s a bear (according to Graham)
sheer_falacy: werewolves?
chesul: niccus it's still a 6/6 flyer, even if it fails to kill any of James' creatures.
Kyir: bears!
rain_who_lurks: Giants count
flatluigi: not enough werewolves on arena
dividesBy0: Hydra tribal
MegaDosX: No werewolves in Arena
I_Am_Clockwork: all the green monsters are in Inistraad
red_shoes_jeff: "Stop, STOP! No, everyone shut up! What is THAT?"
asthanius: GOTTEM
MegaDosX: Spicy!
InquisitorGaia: coulda gone with spooky elves
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Kyir: thx daddy rakdos
djalternative: skeletons migh've worked as a golgari theme
rain_who_lurks: GB Giants would have been good
RockPusher: benginLucky
rasterscan: lrrSACK
JustEatIt: Oof!
garunkl: ouch
MegaDosX: Oh right, that card does that
Mattmitchell45: Titans are monsters, right?
GRrrrrat: !card Rakdos, the showstopper
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
sheer_falacy: hey, humans can't use that, that blade is for bears only!
ArcOfTheConclave: 4 Bears!
SirZapdos: Bruh
djalternative: !card gods willing
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
MegaDosX: Well that's a Basri right there.
bladed_shadow: i get the idea of this event, so what "monsters" are Wheeler and
bladed_shadow: serge?
UnbanTwyn: OnlyBears? probably already, uh, taken
TheWriterAleph: Baz Rickett
Sogheim: Chad's little brother, Brad!
MegaDosX: @bladed_shadow From the intro I think Serge is zombies or something like that
MegaDosX: Not sure about Wheeler though
garunkl: hello kathleen!
asthanius: Ectoplasm doesn't grow on trees, you know
Earthenone: i assume serge is on artifacts, somehow
sheer_falacy: wheeler certainly is talking like a ghost
Snowcookies: Welcome third ghost!
FlargBlarg: this is so cute
MegaDosX: Wheeler claiming gimmick infringement
99dcwolf: Basri, aka Chad's younger brother Brad
thanzo: 🚰 lrrSPOOP
99dcwolf: I'm proud of that nickname, ha ha
fastlane250: IDK what happened but I didn’t get a notification for this
Kyir: if only it was three bears!
garunkl: james.....
rasterscan: !card forebear's blade
LRRbot: Forebear's Blade [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has vigilance and trample. / Whenever equipped creature dies, attach Forebear's Blade to target creature you control. / Equip {3}
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MegaDosX: And the thing flips
flatluigi: flips arguel
InsaneVioletMage: Wait does James have God AND Anime on his side!
TheWriterAleph: argel bargel where is yargle
sheer_falacy: "not great for me" when my opponent is at 2
wargodmogis: He could sac rakdos, and replay him
hmwd138: @LoadingReadyRun Are there any Halloween related streams tomorrow?
garunkl: atk...sac rakdos....play again?
niccus: how vulnerable is the temple to autotapper
GRrrrrat: @sheer_falacy that's not good enough here
InsaneVioletMage: 2 != 0
flatluigi: yeah, saccing rakdos and replaying is a real good stabilization
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (19:57 from now).
nyquister_: Quick maths
rasterscan: Let them play, no backseat!
djalternative: @hmwd138 yes. bonus let's nope with friend
djalternative: s
flatluigi: rip
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fling isn't lethal
MegaDosX: I think Ben might have seen the line
Coricket: Math,
asthanius: WHAT
MegaDosX: Holy shit.
InsaneVioletMage: Ahhh
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
red_shoes_jeff: Not sure they can see us, right now.
sheer_falacy: that's a big creature
wargodmogis: Oh right
RobotInProgress: you know he had to do it to ya
garunkl: ooof
MegaDosX: Casual 15/15
wargodmogis: That's a card
maybe_a_random_name: seems dece
GRrrrrat: nice
hmwd138: @djalternative Thanks!
bladed_shadow: and the curse is real
A_Dub888: classic james
TheWriterAleph: man scourge is the nuts
sheer_falacy: that's so unfair, it only lost you one life
Vladmere: !card scourage of the skyclaves
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Kerrisis: Great googily moogily!
MegaDosX: !card scourge of the skyclaves
LRRbot: Scourge of the Skyclaves [1B] | Creature — Demon [*/*] | Kicker {4}{B} / When you cast this spell, if it was kicked, each player loses half their life, rounded up. / Scourge of the Skyclaves's power and toughness are each equal to 20 minus the highest life total among players.
DemonicUrge: once again it is proven, 1 is not 0
neb_200: how does Ben have a 15/15?
Vladmere: @MegaDosX Thanks again. Apparently i cant type tonight
MegaDosX: I am here to help! :D
GRrrrrat: was there any downside to playing scourge before attack?
northernmercury: if i was james i simply would not have have ben draw scourge. seems like the best line
thanzo: you solved my blocking puzzle
Flyingdelorion: James might be a human but still has the curse...
MegaDosX: @GRrrrrat It sounded like Ben only realised after the fact that he could've done it
TotallyNotaBeholder: fling
chesul: not actually a line.
MegaDosX: Kicked Roil Eruption would be hilarious
RobotInProgress: Theres more?!
niccus: more of a walrus
sheer_falacy: !card carnifex demon
LRRbot: Carnifex Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / Carnifex Demon enters the battlefield with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {B}, Remove a −1/−1 counter from Carnifex Demon: Put a −1/−1 counter on each other creature.
MegaDosX: CARNIFEX DEMON
noSmokeFire: capitalist AND imperialist
asthanius: I appreciate Ben playing the part here
SirZapdos: Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically
hmwd138: James Turner, Capitalist Human Jerk
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Natedogg2: Now, to draw that 1 mana white burn spell.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Human Adjacent?
northernmercury: next CK button captialis human jerk
OksanaSean: And bears
Meark: That's pretty good
nyquister_: I mean demons, devils would be imperial or anarchist so....
Caffine1138: Well that will be soon
MegaDosX: Gotta say, Ben's deck is pretty spicy, I'm definitely about this.
secretbranch: the humans will continue fighting until morale improves
gualdhar: use the demon!
Kerrisis: Cue Spark...
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hmmm he says, with 10 in the air
sheer_falacy: give all the creatures -1/-1?
chaostreader: Why isn’t James white/black humans? With General Kudro?
northernmercury: tibalt ben is all about styling
Snowcookies: Hubris?
rasterscan: To be fair, this is why humans sometimes win
sheer_falacy: !card razaketh
LRRbot: Did you mean: Razaketh, the Foulblooded; Razaketh's Rite
Caffine1138: sadness
OksanaSean: Heliods a good human I hear
underhill33: Ben, playing with his food
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL James getting styled on by the devil
rasterscan: Because evil has gotten monologue
sheer_falacy: !card razaketh, the
LRRbot: Razaketh, the Foulblooded [5BBB] | Legendary Creature — Demon [8/8] | Flying, trample / Pay 2 life, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: A Wrath would've drawn Ben a lot of cards though
sheer_falacy: oh it's a very demonic tutor
kumatsu: The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a James to Style
metaldog564: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:30.
KharadBanar: this reminds me of What the Deck? with Day9
uberdan1337: It's not the Devil, it's just Tibalt.
asthanius: YES
rasterscan: Yesssssssssss
garunkl: hehe
Kyir: wrath!
MegaDosX: Ben can actually wipe James' board too
sheer_falacy: Tiblat has less black mana
JohnPraw: He still has a million cards.
OksanaSean: Tibalt’s 1/2 human . That’s more human than James deck
TotallyNotaBeholder: I was hoping for a land
Earthenone: a warrior?!
Earthenone: in this human soldier knight deck?
nyquister_: It's the next generations problem, right?
MegaDosX: Ben with the Contract win without using Arcane Adaptation!
oatway: four demons at the same time
garunkl: infernal win!
MegaDosX: All three of the decks so far have been really cool, I'm looking forward to what Serge and Wheeler have brought
asthanius: Are you Human are Gamer?
KingXicor: And one of the demon was baaaannned! Ooooooo!
secretbranch: "challenge me again, then, gamer" - the divil
monosceros: if you pledge your soul to Ben you don't have to buy everyone ice cream anymore
northernmercury: ben out here offering a !contract from below
Featherweight_: Cre
rasterscan: Oh my god
MegaDosX: Well.
Nathade: four demons > forebears (blade)
adambomb625: If demons win he sends James to take out the competition
MegaDosX: Better. Also Zurzoth!
OksanaSean: @megadosx With arcane adaptation Zacama is human
Featherweight_: Creature type human gamer
rasterscan: LRR has found a way to turn MTG into wrestling storytelling
Snowcookies: How did this go from "James is trying to get home" to "James is trying to build a mall"?
rasterscan: LRR has invented MTG kayfave
rasterscan: Kayfabe*
asthanius: He can't keep getting away with it
dividesBy0: Gamers can't block Chores
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi thad
MegaDosX: @OksanaSean Oh I'm aware. One of the recent What the Deck episodes had Day9 running a deck with Deathbellow Warcry and Arcane Adaptation to make a bunch of things like Zacama into Minotaurs
JaymicUnyielding: Look at the size of this Thad
Kyir: WOW
GRrrrrat: order PepeHands
OksanaSean: @megadosx That was a great episode
noSmokeFire: wheeler went a bit werner herzog there
rasterscan: !card Zurzoth
LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
sheer_falacy: jump scare!
northernmercury: two things demons love. souls and scrapbooking
InquisitorGaia: are they doing singleton?
JaymicUnyielding: Everyone knows Jumpstart cards aren't real.
MegaDosX: OK that mace is now getting scary
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Snowcookies: this is brawl
MegaDosX: @InquisitorGaia Historic Brawl
InquisitorGaia: ah
A_Dub888: Thanks for the KPOPvictory @beckbat
GRrrrrat: @InquisitorGaia friendly brawl
Trakshvar: I love how ben is in costume and Kathleen and wheeler is doing voices. While James is just being James :P
KharadBanar: !card zurzoth
LRRbot: Zurzoth, Chaos Rider [2R] | Legendary Creature — Devil [2/3] | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." / Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.
rasterscan: !card chained brute
LRRbot: Chained Brute [1R] | Creature — Devil [4/3] | Chained Brute doesn't untap during your untap step. / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Untap Chained Brute. Activate this ability only during your turn.
garunkl: are wheeler and kathleen technically ghosting?
MegaDosX: Now does Ben see the line here.
ArcOfTheConclave: the sac ping line?
sheer_falacy: probably didn't see one of the lines since it only works during his turn
chesul: Ben has some really interesting tricks on the board right now.
TheWanderingNomad: So waht's James' costume?
TabbyLavalamp: I've never met a friendly mace.
Unable_To_Load: oh no! if only red had some kind of removal for artifacts!
Kyir: ew
UnbanTwyn: no, don't say that
sheer_falacy: yes, yes you should
flatluigi: nope
oatway: lube-ifer is someone else
Nigouki: yes, please do
InfinityToPlanck: yes
Headshotcatcher: lewd-ifer
rendelnep: @TheWanderingNomad human
MadWolf1290: so it is SPOKEN
Haroldholmes25: oh lubifers dude
noSmokeFire: he absolutely would appreciate that
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ArcOfTheConclave: Lubapher
Snowcookies: Merci pour KPOPheart @mordin_solus_sings
CommiePuddin: lrrSPOOP says "I can dig it"
Hexy_Lexy234: is lubifer related to poggifers?
MegaDosX: That's a hell of a name
x0den: !card hellrider
LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, Hellrider deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
MegaDosX: !card hellrider
LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, Hellrider deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
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CommiePuddin: It will be in a few weeks
TabbyLavalamp: benginHeck benginYe
Teslamat: gottem
TetraRay: LOL
Khalahd: :O
Kyir: GOTTEM
wargodmogis: oof
SmoreThanAFeelin: OH NO
control_rig: The Demonic NOOOOOO
damastaflex69: LUL
TabbyLavalamp: Thanks for the KPOPlove @rynolaw
Kyir: He's always got it
Mr_Bitterness: GOTTEM
JohnPraw: wow
Dog_of_Myth: James is a monster
TwitchTVsFrank: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
gualdhar: WHAT
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
MegaDosX: Ben you can sac a thing and get it back with Nightmare Shepherd
sheer_falacy: well
chesul: wow, humans suck.
monosceros: BEN'S WORST ENEMY
ugh_sunlight: the soul read.....
Radyin: daySick
lirazel64: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
CommiePuddin: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
philippekav: who's the monster now ?
ruscobrog: Incredible
magical_writer: What a trick !
garunkl: settle!!!
Snowcookies: omg
Xx_JAG_xX: SEND TOSE DEMONS TO THE SHDAWO REALM
tru_boredom: Ben will never trust James again
chrono2x: ugh, twitch
The_ChartreuseKnight: HUMANS ARE *********
Hexy_Lexy234: cool instant
JaymicUnyielding: dragon48Dab
northernmercury: HUMAN CAPITALIST JERK MOVE
Tartarga: It turns out James was the monster all along.
OksanaSean: Yeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!
chesul: will ben see the line.
Haroldholmes25: James confirmed the real monster
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the shephard right?
SirTrae: Gottem"!
SquirrelLord1111: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
x0den: !card settle the
LRRbot: Did you mean: Settle the Score; Settle the Wreckage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh wait, exile so
SirZapdos: KEKW
control_rig: That "NO!" was so perfectly theatrically appropriate for The Devil being defeated
northernmercury: the real monster was man all along
MegaDosX: Yeah James is definitely the real monster in this thing
GRrrrrat: @SydPreviouslyHeadache it can't ressurect itself
chesul: SydPreviouslyHeadache definitely not the shepherd, anything else.
MegaDosX: But hey, ramp!
sheer_falacy: it's ok you get lots of land
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, i haven't played magic in a while
ButButTheJesus: hello folks I just drank a bunch of Cider and I'm looking for spoops
sheer_falacy: wait did you just not kill elspeth?
PaperDoopliss: Elspeth can't plus, we have nothing to fear from her
GRrrrrat: !card hellrider
LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, Hellrider deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
Dog_of_Myth: @sheer_falacy Have to be attacking Elspeth
MegaDosX: I guess Ben's hoping for a good series of Rakdos flips
sheer_falacy: ah
hyaundredneer: Ew, no. Safe Sheperd trigger?
Snowcookies: James is currently the player winning the real monster poll https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
ButButTheJesus: has been blessed himself?
serramarkov: God wants you back, Ben!
JaymicUnyielding: God forgives
Kyir: Hail lubifer
garunkl: the human was the devil all along after all
orellien2773: “Oh Me.”
hidingbox: Almost 2 years
northernmercury: big daddy time
PaperDoopliss: Of course James' strongest strategy is to make his opponents draw too many lands
The_ChartreuseKnight: Why no rakdos?
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noSmokeFire: !card showstopper
LRRbot: Showstopper [1BR] | Instant | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls."
noSmokeFire: ,,,,
MegaDosX: At least it didn't discard what you drew :p
ourladyoflilacs: Thanks for the KPOPselfie @octavia__scratch
secretbranch: keep the legend, he said
secretbranch: it would be good, they said
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JaymicUnyielding: Listen to Cuphead next time.
OksanaSean: He was probably referring to the Locust God
neb_200: But wheeler he is the.. the Devil... doogLaugh
odocoelus: Do devils make deals with other devils?
Snowcookies: !findquote deal
LRRbot: Quote #6623: "I'm not dealing with real things today." —Ian [2019-12-12]
SetraLynn: how's spooky is this deck tgen?
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GRrrrrat: should have put ammit ability on the stack respond with sac
ContingentCat: !findquote devil
LRRbot: Quote #1939: "I'm the devil!" —Cori
ourladyoflilacs: Thanks for the KPOPfan @wolvsbane
thanzo: Thanks for the KPOPheart @wolvsbane
rasterscan: !quote demon
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
the_canuck_mystic: !card rakes the showstopper
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Next minute, James plays Embercleave in his mono-white Brawl deck
wolvsbane: w00t
freshmaker__: oh damn theres kpop emotes now
the_canuck_mystic: !card rakdos the showstopper
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
sheer_falacy: wait, the devil is Dale, not Cori
nudibranch93: Hi folks! How y'all doin?
MegaDosX: James is definitely the real monster here.
wolvsbane: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kiwirogue: dead on board
kiwirogue: or not
Kyir: spin to... nothing!
sheer_falacy: why not spin before attack?
MAPBoardgames: I can't handle playing Red/Black. I'm Rakdos intolerant. lrrAWESOME
Kyir: That seems fairly unlikely!
sonic_danno: I guess . . . the show must go on
chesul: Kyir 50/50
the_canuck_mystic: You'd think the devil would be rewarded for being greedy?
Snowcookies: Hubris wins!
OksanaSean: Wiffed
SirZapdos: Swing and a miss, down he goes
vrecken: got settled
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: It would have died to fiiiiiirst striiiiiike
asthanius: It's not like he could've played Rakdos pre-combat Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm not your Belze, bub!
vrecken: hubris, from a devil, I'm shocked!
magical_writer: One soul, slightly used.
Graham_LRR: James seems to have settled game 2 fairly well
Robot_Bones: James isn't using it Kappa
Natedogg2: It's ok, he has two soles - on the bottom of his feet. That's what we're fighting for, right?
andysoo89: @graham_lrr booooo
serramarkov: No! Sole!
garunkl: James wrecked the demons i guess
BasilHunter: first strike negates the lifelink
sheer_falacy: so if James wins does he get the devil's soul?
dividesBy0: Choose the shoes!
oKyyyle: hey i've seen that episode of the simpsons
SnowBuddy18: I feel like James isn't scared about losing his soul because he's already dealt it away
sheer_falacy: it's only fair
OksanaSean: Give him your shoe
NotCainNorAbel: Like draw fewer lands?
Pharmacistjudge: don't make a deal with a demon
Pharmacistjudge: bad idea
ContingentCat: that's never backfired
Morpheus523: Make it into a nice coaster
RobotInProgress: Can't be worth much if he's practically giving it away
cyber_tacoz: just take off your shoe sole
monosceros: the deal is he gets to use History of Benalia again
zkillzzz: make a deal with tibalt
secretbranch: everyone watches the arena opoen in hell
djalternative: the stickie note that reads "my soul" is exactly what you paid for
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Devil Mulled Down To Four Cards
HorusFive: "Some kind of deal with the devil. And by devil I mean robot devil, and by metaphorical I mean, get your coat"
Hexy_Lexy234: @Pharmacistjudge reminder that youre wonderful and amazing and loved
Featherweight_: If you win you get a card sleeve made of gold
TetraRay: greed still on the menu
SquirrelLord1111: i'd keep
vrecken: rip demons
tergonis: a little greed
chesul: take the bears!
PiGuy2000: wow, that sword is four bears! That is so many bears!
Hexy_Lexy234: @Featherweight_ i love your art and youre wonderful!!!
MAPBoardgames: The bottom 12 cards of Ben's deck are mountians.
InfinityToPlanck: I feel like James may have already made a deal to never miss a land drop its the only explanation for the consistency of his curse Kappa
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Kyir: That cost me three payments of 29.95!
Dog_of_Myth: Not his Karate Sword!
asthanius: Clutch draw
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the KPOPvictory @thedoomrhombus
garunkl: james "anime" turner
Mediocre_Man5: while Ben partied with demons, James studied the blade
99dcwolf: *Tips fedora* M'blade
Snowcookies: I thought James was an anime hater
Robot_Bones: Wow James was watching Bay Blade
TheWarbo: am currently playing RB in Theros Beyond Death draft, can confirm
oatway: DM I just vibe
GRrrrrat: dire tactics
asthanius: Hostage Taker
99dcwolf: @loadingreadyrun Have tall gotten a lot of snow up there yet? Got a bit here in Minnesota, but a lot has melted
99dcwolf: *have y'all
monosceros: !card General Kudro of Drannith @LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
underhill33: Fiend Hunter...
garunkl: bounty hunter
monosceros: !card general kudro
LRRbot: General Kudro of Drannith [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Other Humans you control get +1/+1. / Whenever General Kudro of Drannith or another Human enters the battlefield under your control, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. / {2}, Sacrifice two Humans: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
underhill33: Don't know if that's on arena
Snowcookies: These ghosts are sassy
dividesBy0: Those lands don't seem very human either....
rosesmcgee: human cheating is in flavor though
wolvsbane: Stranger Danger!!!
MAPBoardgames: Do we know what all the monster types are?
Hexy_Lexy234: Ben "In Danger" Ulmer
nyquister_: Human's cheating is on theme #DeusExMachina
Pywodwagon: Ben with the vampire enchantment also cheating
OksanaSean: Massacre Girl is kinda a human boardwipe
Unas84: lorewise Arguel's Blood Feast is a vampire card...so the devil is calling the demon evil there, I'd say
garunkl: bounty agent i meant
Amuzet: Its a shame we won't get to see a visit to the Mansion from Betrayal Legacy this year
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monosceros: the vampire in question is actually looking for a bat demon @Amuzet
wolvsbane: Ah the soothing sounds of the forest
ContingentCat: !decklists
serramarkov: Ammit, hit your fiend and hit james
Hexy_Lexy234: is ben's devil name "Zippo Tricks McEdgelord"? :P
secretbranch: kobold of you
sheer_falacy: !card kobolds of kher keep
LRRbot: Kobolds of Kher Keep [0] | Creature — Kobold [0/1]
garunkl: I ammit it...I don't like this card
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CommiePuddin: Someone explain to me how Tibalt's Rager isn't a land.
LariatWest: Ral's gonna be so mad at the next Guildleader meeting
rendelnep: oh right, James is playing Steve
Hexy_Lexy234: oh no! not benalish sutcliffe!
MAPBoardgames: !card rite of bel
LRRbot: Rite of Belzenlok [2BB] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create two 0/1 black Cleric creature tokens. / III — Create a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this creature deals 6 damage to you."
rendelnep: (the warriors of darkness' antagonist)
MegaDosX: Outstanding
noSmokeFire: nontoken on the other one, isn't it?
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just_gut: Oh baby! Ben lookin' HOT!
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djalternative: I wonder how well mangara would be against ben's deck
MegaDosX: Game pls.
Khalahd: The Devil's play
GRrrrrat: devil's play
asthanius: Devil's Play costs triple Red
flatluigi: devil's play
sheer_falacy: Ben has taken so much damage! How could James make him pay so much life?
ArcOfTheConclave: the devils play
TheMandrew: devil's play
sheer_falacy: !carad taborax
flatluigi: !card devil's play
LRRbot: Devil's Play [XR] | Sorcery | Devil's Play deals X damage to any target. / Flashback {X}{R}{R}{R}
Caffine1138: Wrath Wrath Wrath
andysoo89: Turns out, 6/6 flyers are good
control_rig: Soooper dead
MegaDosX: You got some cards though!
Hexy_Lexy234: womp womp
Loonatic93: In the immortal words of DJ Khalid... "DEE JAY KAAAAAAAALIDDDDD!!!!!!!!!"
nyquister_: Village Rites - 100% Demons
Forgotten_Lizard: Will Ben see the line?
flatluigi: you can still win
Kyir: second settle!
Forgotten_Lizard: YAY
MegaDosX: lmao
theanthonydee: James just needs to buy ice cream
The_ChartreuseKnight: Footlight fiend would also have won there
Himyul: what's the shipping method on that soul?
MegaDosX: So it's canon now that James owes his soul to the Devil, right?
hidingbox: One soul please
SirTrae: Is he running to Ben's house to make him conceede?
garunkl: don't ben....keep your distance
nyquister_: Who's "My"???
MAPBoardgames: He'll deliver the soul when/if he brings the iCream.
Armstrong11139: "IOU 1 sole"
noSmokeFire: my sou_
SnowBuddy18: IOU one James Turner soul
asthanius: Brave James, without a soul
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Brave James who just ran away...
CommiePuddin: When does he run into the wall of promotional messages?
TetraRay: Brave Sir James, He bravely ran away
andysoo89: One (1) soul
sheer_falacy: he beat off the devil
SpoonfullOfSugar: He is brave Sir James, Sir James, the brave
OksanaSean: Give him your shoe.. problem solved
lasersuit: bravely ran away away
UnbanTwyn: losing his soul just makes him a better capitalist
MegaDosX: Oh so Serge is on spirits then, neat
noSmokeFire: @sheer_falacy that's his solution to EVERYTHING
drthvd3r: He lost his soul the same way he lost ice cream.
asthanius: That ghost seems to have no red channel
Buxx345: OOF
ArcOfTheConclave: he won once and lost twice lol
rasterscan: :O
Kyir: too real
secretbranch: spooky serge
Haroldholmes25: oof
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Serge got them crazy eyes going on
looterscooter: he got Bob Rossed
garunkl: :-D
Snowcookies: Please fill my poll to figure out who the real monster is https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
Featherweight_: “Brave” “james”
Caffine1138: Wow! Too Real
Morpheus523: Looks like a John Avon land
secretbranch: hello adam
chrono2x: Jams
djalternative: oh. spirits. not zombies
Radyin: At what point does he stumble upon the scariest fiend of them all, advertisements?
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: it's Ya-meh
Snowcookies: !clip
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MadWolf1290: damn
ariborealis: brave sir James
scissorsmith: lol graham
ninja_theory_ashrams: Hello, Jarms
Hexy_Lexy234: "hello graham" LUL
DarthRagnar815: Too accurate gabyLul
gdadjim123: LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
hidingbox: LUL
chaostreader: Yames.
sheer_falacy: is he the ghost of a human or some other kind of ghost
LariatWest: A soulless human capitalist - Yep, I'm loving this narrative
flatluigi: COG
sonic_danno: he got the second letter right
tru_boredom: oh serge is a ghost, was sure he was zombies so wheeler is pretty sure on zombies
sheer_falacy: maybe he's the ghost of some kind of knight
TotallyNotaBeholder: If Adam was Spirits: We're Heeeere
theanthonydee: This is the ghost of intern Serge
chesul: Coggifers!
Qalten: Wheeler if you start a stream that is mono you as sassy ghost I will subscribe
Buxx345: cough2
noSmokeFire: cogchamp
nyquister_: I hope Serge has red of Experimental Frenzy for the flavour text
garunkl: Serge the Coffee ghost
OksanaSean: Coggifers
Graham_LRR: Wait what hello?
Kyir: hello!
Hexy_Lexy234: is Cog short for Coggifers?
control_rig: Capitalism!
flatluigi: aa! commercial!
Forgotten_Lizard: Spooky Commercials
Syntheticuh: advertisements *oooooooooh*
Fofo57007: the scariest thing of all
Teslamat: Cog, the barista ghost
SmoreThanAFeelin: spooky commercialssss
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Snowcookies: Thanks narrator
Nyxjbm: Should have called him Famous YouTuber James Turner
LariatWest: Capitalism strikes!
corpocracy: lrrSPOOP
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrSPOOP Capitalism lrrSPOOP
xerjen: More Capitaliz....sm
Endless109: God I hate it whenever someone orders a Extra Hot Coffee from me...
monosceros: wheeler this is main
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP Commercials!
UnbanTwyn: nailed it
Kiwijelly: have you seen the ghost of john? long white bones and the flesh all gone. Mustn't it be chilly with no skin on
Pharmacistjudge: is serge a zombie or a ghost?
drfuryhs: i just tuned in and i have no idea whats going on and i love it
hidingbox: Now a word from our sponsors
Pharmacistjudge: i'm lost
sheer_falacy: time for some music which is definitely by Big Giant Circles
Hexy_Lexy234: @Pharmacistjudge serge is a ghost
Fofo57007: hi lost I am Fofo
rendelnep: ghost of a zombie
chaostreader: I think he’s a Spirit
itomeshi: This is why Serge shouldn't be forced to play a horror game like Phasmaphobia.
Hexy_Lexy234: welp, time to peruse the LRR store
Snowcookies: Please fill out my poll to determine who the real monster is https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
MyrddintheWizard: Banger alert lrrSIGNAL
Spacepup: Wow this is a banger.
drthvd3r: Hey Cog, how about a quad venti upside-down caramel macchiato, 4 splenda 3 raw sugar, 187 degrees exactly?
ButButTheJesus: katesDance katesDance katesDance
Snowcookies: So many BGC bangers
Spacepup: Quick, someone shazam this
MyrddintheWizard: !help
savorycookie: hey chat my cat keeps going Rroowww! Rroowww!
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Snowcookies: jlrrCooltunes
sheer_falacy: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
DeM0nFiRe: lol
drthvd3r: (For the record, that atrocity of a drink was provided by one of Questionable Content's many fans)
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Spacepup: sergeJustRight
Phosfur: @Spacepup LRR usually plays Big Giant Cirtcles as the break music
Natedogg2: Is he the ghostest with the mostest?
secretbranch: dammit janet
wargodmogis: I feel like he's avoiding the obvious name
LariatWest: leaning on the curse I see
chrono2x: Not even a spirit
sheer_falacy: short break
gualdhar: no brago huh? harsh
nyquister_: Warlock is close enough
TetraRay: fairies are as much spirits as knights are human
tru_boredom: so how big is the chance that serge just plays artifacts?
neb_200: It's Serge what were you really expecting...
Kyir: It's just part of the gag. Cog can't remember the names of customers, or the types of creatures
OksanaSean: Judge! Oh wait he’s right there
chrono2x: Is Brago even in Arena?
Pywodwagon: It’s very much a serge thing to skip the theme and just build the best deck
Kyir: Where do you even get those lands
sheer_falacy: how many copies of kitchen finks in serge's deck?
adambomb625: The only 2 legendary spirits on arena are Kira, Great Glass-Spinner and Yargle
TotallyNotaBeholder: The Euro lands are currently available in the MTGA store
Teslamat: Kira and Yargle are spirit
I_Am_Clockwork: I approve of a ghost named cog
TotallyNotaBeholder: They are really nice, but a bit pricey, being 3 seperate bundles of wubrg
Kiwijelly: hallowed just means holy, serge
Kiwijelly: i mean cog
Mr_Bitterness: Not going Yargle? Weak
Snowcookies: These ghosts should do a podcast together
I_Am_Clockwork: the name really speaks to me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If you die nearsighted, I guess you are nearsighted for all eternity
neb_200: lrrFINE lrrJUDGE I request a deck recnstruction... oh wait....
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are alela and chromium really the only esper commanders on arena?
Kiwijelly: @LoadingReadyRun that is the scariest thing I've ever heard
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Snowcookies: LoadingReadyRun: Is that why some ghosts wear glasses?
red_shoes_jeff: I always feel like... SOMBODY'S WATCHING MEEEEEE...
Hexy_Lexy234: chat, i need help! do i buy the Road Quest Emote TShirt, or do i buy the LRR Emote Pin set?
andysoo89: @hexy_lexy234 yes
sheer_falacy: they're also weak to cameras and action
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SnowBuddy18: ngl, originally thought Serge's makeup was for zombies
gruulmagebeast: why yall being spooky didnt ya see the snow its clearly christmas
Forgotten_Lizard: ccooommmiiittt tttooo tthhhee bbiiittt
Sibwow: is kitchen finks a spirit?
Natedogg2: What if the Faerie is just in the search for something to drink, like spirits?
GRrrrrat: oketra is okay in cat deck, not human one
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
secretbranch: waiting for kitchen finks
gruulmagebeast: does he though?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL All the spirits are in the peanut gallery
andysoo89: RIP Serge
flatluigi: !card valiant knight
LRRbot: Valiant Knight [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Other Knights you control get +1/+1. / {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.
nyquister_: @secretbranch me too
drfuryhs: i mean, he is the god of passage
DocTower: I mean, spirits don't seem that permanent in general
KingXicor: the real spirits were the friends we killed on the way.
Syntheticuh: I feel its very thematic for the starbuck barista to get the creature types wrong
gruulmagebeast: omae wa mo
MAPBoardgames: A ghost walks into a bar at 4am. The bartender says, "Get out of here! We only serve spirits before 3!"
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: Nani?
sheer_falacy: quick, figure out what kind of ghost serge is
nyquister_: Too bad James doesn't have Kaya
black_star3000: the real death is when you are forgotten
Sogheim: naaa.... niiiii?
sheer_falacy: does he have fingerprints?
itomeshi: Hahahaha....
underhill33: cRAaaAap
Hexy_Lexy234: Sodium Nickle?!
TheWanderingNomad: BOOOO @MAPBoardgames
red_shoes_jeff: @MegaDosX lrrCOW
andysoo89: I can’t believe Serge actually literally died for the bit
neb_200: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP doogLaugh doogLaugh Serge
GRrrrrat: so, 2020?
CommiePuddin: The Medium Place. Your own personal Cincinnati.
Kiwijelly: that's basically the Celtic mythos
control_rig: I thought this WAS second, crappier Earth
Kiwijelly: and the Aztec one, come to think of it
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lasersuit: raise the alarm, the club is jumping
korvys: Is Serge ok? He's looking a little... blue.
chesul: Can you see their ears James?
MegaDosX: But notably not humans! Don't you remember the old Winota deck?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL a ghost doing topical humor is impressive
OksanaSean: He’s not aaaaa ghooost.He’s just a ticked off employee from hooot tooopic... woooo.
MegaDosX: You still owe the devil your soul James
nyquister_: Oh, so a socialist state then?
asthanius: Living Rail Transit
circusofkirkus: play your six drop james, i dare you
Kiwijelly: yes, but you also have to live in Alberta
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wargodmogis: Serge, you already had a counter on that
Hexy_Lexy234: Loading Ready Train?
Forgotten_Lizard: But now it gets extra returned
GRrrrrat: two coint counters on one guy didn't help
rendelnep: LoadingRapidRail™
hidingbox: lol
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
CommiePuddin: D O I T
MegaDosX: Do it, you won't
asthanius: YES
Hexy_Lexy234: do it coward
CommiePuddin: D O O E E T T
andysoo89: James confirmed coward
Xx_JAG_xX: peer preasure
garunkl: XD
nyquister_: Human's are self destructive?
OksanaSean: Give demon-Ben Ghost-serge and your debt is paid
hidingbox: the madlad did it
asthanius: The maaaadlaaaaaad
onemanagrowthspiral: *palpatine voice* DEW IT
Hexy_Lexy234: Y E S
asthanius: He aaaactualllly diiiid iiiiit
InfinityToPlanck: well he isnt a coward
garunkl: Cleansing is after all what gets ghosts
circusofkirkus: that's wrath #1
Forgotten_Lizard: THE MADLAD
Xx_JAG_xX: the mad lad
Dog_of_Myth: YARGLE
MegaDosX: *Duel of the Fates intensifies*
hidingbox: yargle ready to bargle
CommiePuddin: The mad man? No. The Mad HUman.
control_rig: Yaaaarglyargleyargley
onemanagrowthspiral: M A D L A D
Mr_Bitterness: YA HA HA RGLE
Kiwijelly: this seems somewhat one sided
JustEatIt: Can't finagle the yargle!
eternal__mtg: lol
control_rig: You better stop before you get a DMCA takedownb
abaoa_qu: Wait, the commander of the spirit deck is a faerie?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
nyquister_: Copyright strike guys!!!
cassaclyzm: I. Love you people.
nudibranch93: Calling James out is Wheeler's UnFiNiShEd BuSiNeSs oOoOoOoOo
Dog_of_Myth: Hahaha
sheer_falacy: !clip
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omdorastrix: Hello highlight reel!
Natedogg2: What is this I don't even
CommiePuddin: Corpsing?
JohnPraw: So spooky
ButButTheJesus: omg you guys LUL
CommiePuddin: Send for the man!
garunkl: clip it!
hidingbox: *spooky duel of the fates intensifies*
Fealos: duel of the spoops
manglemonster: the curse
Hexy_Lexy234: the quality content i am here for
onemanagrowthspiral: i'm hargle, i'm yargle and i'm ready to gargle
Haroldholmes25: the turner curse strikes again
GrassVortex: LUL
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garunkl: do it again!
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hidingbox: lol
garunkl: yes!
ButButTheJesus: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR
tergonis: james you're the worst moster
OksanaSean: Yeeeessss!
Teslamat: mistakes were made
Kiwijelly: but the greatest dancer
MegaDosX: James really is the worst :p
MegaDosX: UGIN
MegaDosX: OK I change my mind
flatluigi: rip james
korvys: You know James, I don't think Planar Cleansing was the right play...
garunkl: UUUUUUUUHHHHHGIN
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrFacepalm
MegaDosX: James is in /so much trouble now/ holy shit
OksanaSean: That’s fair
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Kiwijelly: how did he...
onemanagrowthspiral: have you tried winning?
Kiwijelly: how?
Teslamat: Are you winning son?
chesul: so, does james realize that Serge can -0 ugin?
GRrrrrat: yes
Pharmacistjudge: yes it does
Natedogg2: Yes it will.
Pyroxx___: !decks
Sibwow: delightfully devilish serge-mour
DemonicUrge: the biggest spirit ooohhhhh-gin
sheer_falacy: !card obzedat, ghost
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat, Ghost Council enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
sheer_falacy: now we know who they are
chrono2x: Seems deece
flatluigi: linda?
TheWarbo: jamietHoney jamietHoney jamietHoney
MegaDosX: Serge pls
CommiePuddin: Listen linda
CommiePuddin: Linda
CommiePuddin: Listen
itomeshi: hahaha
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
shurtal: Is James gonna lose this because he succumbed to peer pressure
rasterscan: Oh god
hyaundredneer: Woooooot...
secretbranch: remember coming to the breakroom?
Hexy_Lexy234: BEN LUL
Kiwijelly: no, they're the good ones!
wargodmogis: Did serge just put 6 lands into play?
neb_200: Both Bens stop it doogLaugh doogLaugh
onemanagrowthspiral: what's the longest card text i wonder
onemanagrowthspiral: !card Dance of the Dead
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
Hexy_Lexy234: Ben Bath and Beyond
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control_rig: Jesus what even is this
Loonatic93: Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Grave.
ninja_theory_ashrams: suddenly Qwerpline minisode
DocTower: Bed Bath and the Greath Beyond.
cassaclyzm: Classic Linda.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL there is a deep mythology being created here
DocTower: *Great Beyond
mastershake29x: !card animate dead
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
chesul: onemanagrowthspiral I believe it's on an un card designed specifically for it.
GRrrrrat: !card Chains of Mephistopel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Teslamat: Deep lore
omdorastrix: I'm here for this DEEEP LORE
Loonatic93: Better! Blood Bath and Beyond the Grave!
Radyin: You know, I think the turning point of the game is where James wrathed his own board when he had lethal.
lirazel64: Thanks for the KPOPvictory
circusofkirkus: wow, a planar cleansing would be nice right about now, wouldn't it?
laskoreadscomics: He lost because Ben and Ben were being wads
hyaundredneer: Linda: MVP of the Month
Kiwijelly: Jaaaames. How did you screw thaaaat up Jaaaaames?
onemanagrowthspiral: !card Spark Fiend
Sogheim: oh hey little Thalia
OksanaSean: Luckily Omnath is a spirit
garunkl: unless u control more ghosts and hav 4U mana open
GRrrrrat: @red_shoes_jeff when he wiped his own board LUL
flatluigi: james lost when he wrathed his own board
flatluigi: twice
Syntheticuh: if elspeth can come back from the dead then so can Cog!
DemonicUrge: back, back from beyond
cassaclyzm: But you should be aaaable to enjoy fooooood in moderaaaaation
FlargBlarg: he cast a wipe when he had lethal bc of peer pressure hhaha
MegaDosX: @flatluigi To be fair, Ugin hitting the board made a big difference too
rasterscan: Wait, human deck without Gideon?
rasterscan: Whaaat.
Kiwijelly: seriously whaaat theee hell maaan
CommiePuddin: They're gonna make me go get gas station ice cream...
Hexy_Lexy234: @LoadingReadyRun PLEASE tell me this is going on youtube
sheer_falacy: she was, she got better
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAULthis game is just a PSA about the dangers of peer pressure
Teslamat: Cog is truly the ghost in the machine
bokochaos: Are Linda's cookies ghoulish?
onemanagrowthspiral: aww there's a character limit in chat..
manglemonster: she conquered it tho
neb_200: @Hexy_Lexy234 it probably will
andysoo89: Elspeth got better
MegaDosX: Wow, hateful!
sheer_falacy: ghosts are great at not being in the graveyard
CommiePuddin: @LoadingReadyRun A Very Special Episode of FNPF
rasterscan: Holy shit, James
Kiwijelly: james. against james
oatway: Ugin won that IMO
asthanius: wheelerHub
Radyin: Peer pressure won that game.
tergonis: chat
benjamin_wheeler: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Bengineering: lrrSPOOP
Haroldholmes25: wheelerHub
Snowcookies: hubris
chrono2x: Did anyone choose kaiju? Kaiju are scary
shurtal: Hugh Briss, love that guy
Molladia: I think the real winner was Land Draw
Sogheim: the DARE program that taught me to say no to light beer and nothing else
InfinityToPlanck: wheelerHub
andysoo89: The real winner was clearly chat
korvys: So which of Ben, Ben, and Kathleen is the ghost of Past Present and Future?
Kiwijelly: ooooh
wargodmogis: Isn't this why table friends aren't suppose to give advice?
Dog_of_Myth: Value town
Snowcookies: The real monster was hubris
garunkl: !Card peer pressure
LRRbot: Peer Pressure [3U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. If you control more creatures of that type than each other player, you gain control of all creatures of that type.
hyaundredneer: What? You can friends draft now!?
metaldog564: critroleBts
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote peer pressure
LRRbot: Quote #5059: "I don't need peer pressure - I have my own pressure thank you. All my pressure comes from within me." —Kathleen [2018-06-17]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @wargodmogis I don't know if that could be considered "advice"
itomeshi: Regular PB Cups or Reese's Pumpkins, which are fresher and have a superior chocolate to PB ratio
GRrrrrat: @hyaundredneer no, that's friendly brawl
andysoo89: Serge’s hand has actual spirits in it!
chrono2x: Ugh, is anyone else having massive twitch problems?
itomeshi: and I need to go get some
garunkl: intense silence
sheer_falacy: sound?
monosceros: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get modded in the borf.
Radyin: Should we be getting game sounds?
sheer_falacy: no, the kettle is white here, that's how color identity works
monosceros: Rattlechains, to the tune of King Gizz's Rattlesnake
hyaundredneer: @Radyin Nah, thy bee diasbled
hyaundredneer: disabled
freshmaker__: Everyone start saying your favourite planeswalker voice lines.
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
neb_200: Geezzz
control_rig: HAHAHAHA
fastlane250: LUL
zuchen_120: lol
sheer_falacy: ah, the digital copyright millenium act
itomeshi: You can't do that while I'm eating Reese's Pumpkins....
ChargingFerret: HAHAHAHA
magical_writer: cheer75
itomeshi: I'll die.
MegaDosX: !card rattlechains
LRRbot: Rattlechains [1U] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Rattlechains enters the battlefield, target Spirit gains hexproof until end of turn. / You may cast Spirit spells as though they had flash.
lirazel64: Nope
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TheOtherTrevor: I think I hear it pretty low
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nudibranch93: LMFAO
TheOtherTrevor: But that could be my arena open in the background
neb_200: Nope don't hear it...
nyquister_: Anyone else hear James?
andysoo89: Damnit @dog_of_myth
hidingbox: dog going for the memes
sacrenos: we'll live without sound, unlike serge :P
TheWanderingNomad: What set are the Plains James is using?
Dog_of_Myth: :p
OksanaSean: Swiiing yooouu ghooost cooowards
MegaDosX: Song 2 by Blur
HorusFive: !venga
LRRbot: This is not a Venga Bus of honor. No interstate free disco is commemmorated here. No traffic lights are burning here. The danger is to the body, if you like to party.
Ghostalker: Anthem by good charlotte.
GRrrrrat: Soviet Anthem PogChamp
asthanius: Seven Nation Army
CavemanKellen: Still his theme
Sogheim: Glorious Anthem is probably a Queen song
andysoo89: Wait, James has no humans and Serge has actual spirits?
lirazel64: Land Of Hope And Manna
garunkl: Yargel Theme=Glorious Anthem
garunkl: *Yargle
Mr_Bitterness: Glorious? You mean the Most Decadent Man intro theme
control_rig: It was the theme of the Decadent Man in Autumnal Rumble!
nudibranch93: Ghost Wrestling?!?
aerohydra: duel of the fates is giving me life
laskoreadscomics: Glorious! No I won't give in, I won't give in til I'm victorious!
MadWolf1290: spooky wrestling facts from Kathleen. ooooooohhhhhh
Endless109: *Inhales* THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Kiwijelly: I'm sorry what
garunkl: isn't banishing light pretty anti-ghosts?
Pharmacistjudge: because ben told me not to
Flying_MTG: why is serge dead?
sacrenos: here he comes....
flatluigi: b/c it's spoopy times
andysoo89: @flying_mtg he’s a spirit
sheer_falacy: Serge has always been dead, we've just had an unreliable narrator
sacrenos: Didn't know that card was a spirit :P
asthanius: Cog's voice changes are screwing with my head :P
sacrenos: 1 != 0
Flying_MTG: that does work serge
MegaDosX: !card thalia, guardian of thraben
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
sacrenos: !card yargle
LRRbot: Yargle, Glutton of Urborg [4B] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [9/3]
Flying_MTG: yeah serge has to flash in yargle to win
Flying_MTG: its his only out
hyaundredneer: YEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeett'uh
manglemonster: instant speed yargle
manglemonster: pretty deece
Flying_MTG: aww :-(
Teslamat: get yeeted
sheer_falacy: perfectly safe
Flying_MTG: is beb providing commentary?
Flying_MTG: is that wheelrr?
TheWanderingNomad: Leeflink?
SquirrelLord1111: settle?
flatluigi: serge, james, both bens, and kathleen
wargodmogis: Play around it?
Teslamat: @Flying_MTG yes
OksanaSean: Boooo it
KingXicor: off by one!
Revelia: serge has the off by one emote!
sheer_falacy: hope he doesn't have a 0 mana second settle!
Natedogg2: it back
hyaundredneer: OW.
Diabore: so devils got soul, what do spirits get?
MegaDosX: Serge learned the lesson against peer pressure last game :p
RedJackz: Humans are weak AF
hyaundredneer: effin' OW.
chesul: Diabore body.
flatluigi: how does that math work
nyquister_: James Turner Jr.
sheer_falacy: now you have 0 lifes?
MegaDosX: James.
monosceros: you lost your soul and now your body
Wandiya: is that makeup or a filter?
andysoo89: James has lost 1 life and 1 soul
bokochaos: Filter
hyaundredneer: BOO'kuh!
sheer_falacy: luckily he kept his blood
Kiwijelly: can I get a latte?
RedJackz: Is this a crossover with Tabletop friends?
bokochaos: the prerelease kits are much more colorful irl
NightValien28: so serge is a homestuck
sheer_falacy: that's a good quote to add
TwitchTVsFrank: harsh
MegaDosX: Wow, the spirit spitting fire on the way out
garunkl: wow
hyaundredneer: that's not how that somehow works...?
Koshindan: Bad news or bad boos?
Hexy_Lexy234: as a lesbian, i hope i never run into the "dick ghost"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Mr Richard ghost
minksterella_: is wheeler on clown tribal
OksanaSean: That was mean spirited :)
sheer_falacy: Hello, little girl
Xx_JAG_xX: AAAAAH
flatluigi: it's a dead clown
hidingbox: General Kenobi!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh now... a mime
Snowcookies: Rude ghost
MadWolf1290: cat in the hat?
Kiwijelly: I'm uncomfortable
Forgotten_Lizard: Holy
andysoo89: Waiting for suprise Adam with the jar deck
minksterella_: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
garunkl: is that you Klaus Kinski?
Slurpee_E: ScaredyCat
Loonatic93: Muscle Clerics?
Haroldholmes25: wheelerClown
Forgotten_Lizard: I need an adult
MegaDosX: Props to Wheeler for the acting here, this is making my skin crawl a bit
Radyin: Clerics?
Haroldholmes25: I hate this
hyaundredneer: @hidingbox Pretty Serge of 'em.
reechii: WutFace WutFace WutFace
RedJackz: Aristocrats? xD
RomanGoro: Holy moly
savorycookie: oh god actually creepy
Hexy_Lexy234: is he the former great pagliacci?
Kyir: plz no
LittleFXRadio: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
chrono2x: Wow, everyone had fun with costumes and makeup
Graham_LRR: Is that the great clown Pagliacci?
x0den: im reminded of that one old tv joker
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
savorycookie: I love this
ariborealis: POGliacci
Forgotten_Lizard: Pogliacci? Is that you?
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minksterella_: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
Snowcookies: oh no
Kiwijelly: someone get me a bucket of holy water and my demon kicking boots
Scy_Anide: It's fine, I hear humans have 2 soles.
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
LittleFXRadio: POGliacci wheelerClown
mitomanox: is that ian?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh that's quite the costume
flatluigi: language
Flying_MTG: @mitomanox its ben wheeler
Hexy_Lexy234: @mitomanox its benny wheelz
TheOtherTrevor: wheelerClown
Natedogg2: Offer him your skeleton.
Snowcookies: LoL
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Kiwijelly: ok but what is he?
Kiwijelly: lewd
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
garunkl: Danke für KPOPlove @mudangels.
Flying_MTG: kinky
red_shoes_jeff: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
flatluigi: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
ariborealis: something something TOS
UnbanTwyn: lmao
andysoo89: Lewd
Snowcookies: James pls
Natedogg2: Internet isn't too good in the spooky forest.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: have I missed any of the games
Hexy_Lexy234: cmon james
red_shoes_jeff: PFFT
asthanius: fiber jokes!
sheer_falacy: so... what is Wheeler?
Sogheim: *stares in coaxial*
Teslamat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou most of them
Kiwijelly: it's much better than on the haunted mountain
Radyin: So, we have no zombies, but we have the well-known horror archetype, clerics?
Pharmacistjudge: oh man the bowel joke
MadWolf1290: 25?
TheMortarPod: wait are clowns clerics?
Endless109: Nice Dog
Easilycrazyhat: I also don't know what Wheeler is...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: awww dangit, got the timezone wrong
Graham_LRR: HA
Squigel: Ben lied he said he was a human but he's a kor
RomanGoro: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou not from this match, but all the previous ones
RedJackz: @sheer_falacy Cleric apparantly
andysoo89: @sheer_falacy I assume clerics
red_shoes_jeff: @sheer_falacy Cats, I guess?
sheer_falacy: are clerics a traditional halloween monster?
Graham_LRR: Kathleen you completely caught me off guard
Easilycrazyhat: Ah, ok
Kiwijelly: oh! Lords of Salem
asthanius: Looks like General Kudro
asthanius: Aristocrats
Snowcookies: Doggo!
NotCainNorAbel: What a monster
Snowcookies: I would assume Wheeler would have a cat
Kiwijelly: I think we know the true evil here
Kiwijelly: THE GAP
coachNelly: Just got here and i feel like there’s not enough time to catch me up on wtf is happening
sheer_falacy: oh huh because of spoops we can't see Mulder
MegaDosX: Dig up, James
sheer_falacy: worst holiday
ariborealis: oh, the scariest thing of all. the Church
ninja_theory_ashrams: Gentrification was the real monster all along
Natedogg2: Please mind the gap
Sogheim: The Gap is the anchor store in the outlet mall
Haroldholmes25: welcome to the shadow realm nelly
Kiwijelly: Housing Works, you fool
fullofliesandbees: Kohls?
Nigouki: bring in a ghost store, like Zellers
lirazel64: Forever 21 is a zombie store now. Try Anthropologie.
Snowcookies: coachNelly James is a human trying to get home but these monsters want to fight him and think he wants to build a mall in the forest
ninja_theory_ashrams: they also own HotTopic
minksterella_: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @coachNelly I've been here this whole time, and I don't know either
coachNelly: Ok thanks @snowcookies
LariatWest: you talk like that to commune with the ghosts lrrSPOOP
coachNelly: Haha thanks Paul
NotCainNorAbel: This area could use a Canadian Tire.
Kiwijelly: Human Knight, he is correct
TheMortarPod: wait but if James builds his Mall you can have a spirit halloween
Mr_Bitterness: Princess Auto, IMO
Caffine1138: Nah. Princess Auto.
Hexy_Lexy234: hey @coachNelly reminder that youre wonderful and i appreciate the heck out of you!!!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: If you want to dress like a clown, Forever 21 is probably the clothing store you want.
NotCainNorAbel: James is a monster, Canadian Tire.
FlargBlarg: wouldn't LRR spirit halloween just be faries though?
Sogheim: how is Princess Auto not an anime about princesses who race Formula 1?
FlargBlarg: after that last deck
Snowcookies: Be sure to vote who is the real monster https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
OksanaSean: Definitely human
Easilycrazyhat: @FlargBlarg Clowns, more like
zuchen_120: anybody remember the valentines day stream? Was that this year or last? I dont' remember anymore.
RedJackz: @zuchen_120 This year
Radyin: What good is a cult if you can't even get good vision coverage?
Caffine1138: It was last month @zuchen_120
Caffine1138: It's still March after all
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: get a Five Guys!
Snowcookies: Why are so many monsters nearsighted?
Kiwijelly: I could go for some frozen yogurt
sheer_falacy: it'll be a cold day in hell before you have froyo
Kiwijelly: i haven't had any since last month. February
sheer_falacy: otherwise it would melt
Snowcookies: I love froyo
nyquister_: Wheeler needs to hire Kaya
garunkl: !card valiant knight
LRRbot: Valiant Knight [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Other Knights you control get +1/+1. / {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.
Kiwijelly: He eats aaaaalll the snaaaacks
Robot_Bones: Steal your body in the name of Denny's!
Easilycrazyhat: @nyquister_ That didn't really work out so well for the last group of aristocrats that hired her.
Snowcookies: Turn that body into a Moons over my Hammy
Xx_JAG_xX: he's always slurping up the holy water
sheer_falacy: eat the lich
Kiwijelly: Denny's is already a haven for the undead
toastmcghostt: I got that reference!
Snowcookies: I've never been to a Denny's
manglemonster: lrrJUDGE
tergonis: i'm here for Oingo Boingo refereneces
MegaDosX: Well that's a 7/7 flyer, my god
Naarius: And scrubs don't get no love from him
MegaDosX: 7/7 with lifelink no less
garunkl: Twitch-Chat really feels like a Ouija board right now
Easilycrazyhat: L
Kiwijelly: that dog is so out of place on this map
ocampob86: E
asthanius: Hey, Falkenrath Noble isn't a Cleric!
garunkl: S
metaldog564: W
Koshindan: This is the weirdest trick or treating session.
thraximore: lrrSPOOP wheelerClown
kumatsu: Still waiting for Legendary Yeti
MrTheWalrus: Forebear's blade? In a humans deck? But it's for bears.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so much value\
Trahas: ben's costume is legit creepy, so good
ashteranic: so, about that wrath
Hexy_Lexy234: Taborax, more like Tabarnak's!!!
FlargBlarg: more like snackrifice
Mr_Bitterness: I'm trying to attack, but the clap of my asschecks keeps alerting the humans!
garunkl: nice 20-point swing^^
freshmaker__: This has been a real treat.
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PigmyWurm: why isn't their a picture on that ability? What's up Arena (sorry if this was talked about already just got here)
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flatluigi: !card valiant knight
LRRbot: Valiant Knight [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Other Knights you control get +1/+1. / {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Wheeler can put James to 3
sheer_falacy: I'm still kind of curious about why Wheeler has whiskers
falingard: tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout tappyt1DabURheartout
Easilycrazyhat: Is that like the Christmas Pterodactyl?
kumatsu: Halloween Dinosaur I pick Trick
Haroldholmes25: f for james
Laurence72: I mean, Jurassic Park shows us how scary they can be
nyquister_: "Us" being humans?
MegaDosX: WOW
MegaDosX: The plays!
KingXicor: Look at all that valu-ooooooo!
MegaDosX: Turns out Wheeler's pretty good at this whole MTG thing huh? :p
rasterscan: Holy crapoly.
sacrenos: wow
hyaundredneer: oof, he must also befriend the last guy(probably...)
Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler is truly the final boss
Kiwijelly: oh he's a vampire
Haroldholmes25: wheelerClown
Bladinus: boo!
Kiwijelly: that took me way too long
sheer_falacy: can't cast cure disease, huh?
Bengineering: @Kiwijelly i mean hes literally said hes a spooky cleric
Bengineering: multiple times
chaostreader: Technically, he’s a kor? I think?
Kiwijelly: is that a thing?
UnbanTwyn: omg they were roommates
Kiwijelly: i don't think that's a thing
MegaDosX: I don't think he's cosplaying as Orah specifically, I think he's just a spooky priest
zuchen_120: THAT is a claric? hah
Kiwijelly: whatever he is it's upsetting
minksterella_: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
minksterella_: clowns are just clerics that make jokes
sheer_falacy: it's halloween, he's supposed to be upsetting
Kiwijelly: it was a compliment!
kumatsu: Did someone mention corn cobs?
shurtal: we gonna see wheeler turn into a corn cob?
sheer_falacy: pacifism is the most terrifying thing in the world
sheer_falacy: probably
UnbanTwyn: !card Orah
LRRbot: Did you mean: Orah, Skyclave Hierophant; Tangled Florahedron
zuchen_120: "have mercy"
MegaDosX: James with the mono-white aggro deck
sheer_falacy: you're a cleric - when you say "oh god", someone listens
chaostreader: I love lrrbot basically going, do you mean the cleric or this random plant?
asthanius: I think James was sharking you
Caffine1138: lrrDILLY
Bladinus: lrrDILLY
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Blakemcm: its a monster mash!!!
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control_rig: EW no
Laurence72: why would you putthat out there rfor theuniverse to hear and thus make it happen???
kumatsu: Make a dilly bar with the oscar meyer hot dog ice cream sandwich
fastlane250: lrrDILLY_HF
coachNelly: unsubscribe picklefacts
sheer_falacy: !subscribe pickle facts
nelhafi: Ben you spooked me when I entered the stream!
TheWarbo: !subscribe servo pickles
TwitchTVsFrank: ben picked 3 different tribes
Kiwijelly: that's not your only vampire though
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
HorusFive: Look, that could mean anything
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL stop Beejing around the bush
asthanius: Mr. Faeries over here doesn't really have a leg to stand on, tbh
sheer_falacy: you could change the past if you splashed blue
smugg_muffin: nice
Kiwijelly: i haaaave to taaake ouuut theee traaash
hyaundredneer: Innistrad-themed next time(hopefully...)
Robot_Bones: Looks like wheeler doesn't have a Ghost of a chance
shurtal: If there's one thing i've learned from yu-gi-oh, it's that a lot of people don't stand a ghost of achance
GRrrrrat: @asthanius there aren't enough spirits to make anything resembling a deck tho
sacrenos: uhhh, is wheeler winning this?
hyaundredneer: I mean, this IS pretty close.
flatluigi: you can't do that on twitch
asthanius: @GRrrrrat I mean, they mentioned that nobody even tried Zombies
UnbanTwyn: you don't stand a GHOST of a chance
GRrrrrat: @asthanius true
MegaDosX: Imagine if Wheeler won with a flip off the Twilight Prophet though
kumatsu: what a pickle dilly circus
soFISHticated98: Man this was a weird stream to just walk into
Namboto: Wheeler is such a treasure
thraximore: wheelerClown
rendelnep gives kumatsu a a golf clap
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Professor_Rakor: big spooked
gibbousm: #TeamSerge
red_shoes_jeff: OoOoOoOo...
Blakemcm: oh my, this is good
andysoo89: Wheeler pls
soFISHticated98: oh man the painted over mustache a la cesar romero
soFISHticated98: I just saw it
Easilycrazyhat: There's a visual bug with DCs that it displays the wrong format on the pop-up
Mattmitchell45: Same James. Same
telemacus: Spooooooopy
gibbousm: why is dad fighting with best uncle
soFISHticated98: has wheeler said pog in this accent yet
thraximore: lrrSPOOP
Natedogg2: Let's do a Brawl for All.
manglemonster: yes @soFISHticated98
soFISHticated98: good
Matthew_MTG: historic = spook
soFISHticated98: I'll catch it on youtube
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nyquister_: Stock options?
Koshindan: Putting the Hell in Health Care.
control_rig: By appartment you mean the woods
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: his apartment in the spooky woods
Snowcookies: A real, literal devil
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: rent these days is so nuts, you can't even afford spooky woods on your own
TheWarbo: getting some increasingly Dead Alewives vibes here
OksanaSean: 401k?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the flavor is that humans like shiny things
NotCainNorAbel: That roommate that keeps upping the heat
Radyin: Humans love gold.
Professor_Rakor: Chocolate coins mostly.
Kyir: humans love gold too!
Teslamat: Capitalism
JDMan94: Humans be greedy.
Kiwijelly: humans like shiny things
Koshindan: Humans and their profit motive.
InfinityToPlanck: Capitalism
Mattmitchell45: Humans love Smash
rossman3s: lol
manglemonster: heh-lee-od
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put LocoRoco in Smash, you cowards!
Snowcookies: Elspeth calls everyone Heliod
flatluigi: !card profane procession
LRRbot: Profane Procession [1WB] (back: Tomb of the Dusk Rose) | Legendary Enchantment | {3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.
sheer_falacy: you look more or less like a god of the sun
sheer_falacy: if you squint
Kiwijelly: she has astigmatism
manglemonster: !card tomb of the dusk rose
LRRbot: Tomb of the Dusk Rose (front: Profane Procession) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Put a creature card exiled with this permanent onto the battlefield under your control.
Kiwijelly: from staring at the sun
OksanaSean: Heliod’s got to be a human
Snowcookies: Heliod is a god, not a human
OksanaSean: In James’s deck he’s human
the_canuck_mystic: What rule?
LittleFXRadio: Has anyone checked on Kiefer recently, first birthday clown stream and now this?
CherryMagnolia: dear lord is that Wheeler
manglemonster: yes
SnowBuddy18: I think you mean dear dark lord
MegaDosX: You can also click on the dog and make him do things
flatluigi: !card bishop of rebirth
LRRbot: Bishop of Rebirth [3WW] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Bishop of Rebirth attacks, you may return target creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Kiwijelly: err...
NotCainNorAbel: my neighbors really hate when i don't clean up.
CherryMagnolia: !card profane procession
LRRbot: Profane Procession [1WB] (back: Tomb of the Dusk Rose) | Legendary Enchantment | {3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.
CherryMagnolia: !card tomb of the dark rose
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CherryMagnolia: !card tomb of the dusk rose
LRRbot: Tomb of the Dusk Rose (front: Profane Procession) | Legendary Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Put a creature card exiled with this permanent onto the battlefield under your control.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but Mikaeus is also head of a church of humans who need his clerics as the last bastion against the many monsters that want to eat them. So he's really quite thematic for James.
Ashlen_Rose: Hello hello ^_^
SergeYager: hey friend :)
MegaDosX: Hi Ashlen! Welcome to this insanity.
garunkl: @Ashlen_Rose Hello! :-)
flatluigi: !card relic vial
LRRbot: Relic Vial [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card. / As long as you control a Cleric, Relic Vial has "Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."
Snowcookies: Don't mind Wheeler's makeup
Ashlen_Rose: Insanity? Everything seems normal to me?
LittleFXRadio: Tonight has been pretty harrowing.
MegaDosX: I guess I'm not used to Wheeler in that makeup then
Snowcookies: Feel free to take some time to vote on who is the real monster https://www.strawpoll.me/21190859
Gooseblast: Normal human vs other normal human bnanaS
Grim_Floyd: what makeup?
Ashlen_Rose: Did Wheeler do something different with his hair?
SergeYager: nah, just the usual Friday attire
flatluigi: can wheeler exile gideon if he wants to
garunkl: just a little trim
MegaDosX: !card profane procession
LRRbot: Profane Procession [1WB] (back: Tomb of the Dusk Rose) | Legendary Enchantment | {3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.
sheer_falacy: could exile him but not put him into play later, I think
LittleFXRadio: wheelerClown < normal, see
GRrrrrat: @flatluigi he can
MegaDosX: If he does it on James' turn he can
Kiwijelly: I'm pretty sure the Church of Passive Aggression is already claimed by the Lutherans
GRrrrrat: he also can exile commander unlimited amount of time, since it doesn't count once you put it from exile to command zone
Kiwijelly: what's more passive aggressive than leaving a note?
hyaundredneer: We must capture Gideon to win...
Gooseblast: Oh no LuL
OksanaSean: Did James play human Ulamog yet? I mean Hulamog
hyaundredneer: Defeating him isn't enough. He must succumb to the dusk rose
garunkl: yeah he came in swinging
Snowcookies: Don't think James put Ula in his deck
MegaDosX: Ugin's the scariest thing that's been played so far
hyaundredneer: So James was Ulamog this time...the whole time...
sheer_falacy: it seems like it does work pretty well
freshmaker__: Those Euro lands are so cool. I really hope they do the APAC ones after. I need the Uluru plains and the Taiwanese graveyard swamp.
garunkl: chaff
sacrenos: after all that, we net gained 2 life overall
Bladinus: Gideon isn't really getting over anything these days...
asthanius: This is embarrassing, I've been calling him Kytheon
zombub: @freshmaker__ I really want that Singapore island, it's just Singapore!
Snowcookies: Go James
MegaDosX: !card profane procession
LRRbot: Profane Procession [1WB] (back: Tomb of the Dusk Rose) | Legendary Enchantment | {3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.
TheWarbo: jamietHoney
kartik_221: What happened to ma boi wheeler
LittleFXRadio: !card Linda
LRRbot: Goblin Dark-Dwellers [3RR] | Creature — Goblin [4/4] | Menace / When Goblin Dark-Dwellers enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
andysoo89: @zombub the Singapore island is really cool, I got one for my cube
garunkl: Poggifers Inc.?
asthanius: oh my god
Snowcookies: Wheeler became an evil cleric
asthanius: gob Linda rk dwellers
asthanius: holy crap
hyaundredneer: Jamespalm
99dcwolf: One card can really sum up the energy of the holiday, Chat
99dcwolf: !card All Hallow's Eve
LRRbot: All Hallow's Eve [2BB] | Sorcery | Exile All Hallow's Eve with two scream counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if All Hallow's Eve is exiled with a scream counter on it, remove a scream counter from it. If there are no more scream counters on it, put it into your graveyard and each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Kyir: Praise Lubifer
freshmaker__: @zombub oh wow it really is just Singapore. That's so sweet. I also love the Japan Island with the Torii gate.
asthanius: Wheeler's camera really doesn't like this
MadWolf1290: Wheeler went to the demon realm
Hexy_Lexy234: hey Chat! if yall were pumpkins, id pick you!
InfinityToPlanck: hey you could be worshiping some sort of Demon God
Kyir: He got banished
Mattmitchell45: He's gone full Take On Me
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, Singapore? Are the APAC lands out now too??
dreadskulll: Wheelers cam got possessed
Snowcookies: Artifacting
NickTheDM: Is wheelers camera in the mists of barovia or something?
garunkl: @Kyir May he lube averything thats needs it
dweebert91: Its more spooky now
NykeYoung: !card Danitha
LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
mugwugsampoo: TTours
Grinning_Goblin: this is what happens when you thank christ
sacrenos: Weeler went into the shadow realm
quietcat: It's hard to get good video feed from the spirit realm
Me_kyle: Cant vampires turn into steam?
RomanGoro: Oh no, mentioning $god sent Wheeler into the shadows
savorycookie: my cat is fighting a plastic fork currently
Gooseblast: Camera cursed D:
RomanGoro: savorycookie who's winning?
Teslamat: Soul meets body
lirazel64: Heart and Soul?
hyaundredneer: Settle sweep
savorycookie: @RomanGoro I'd say the cat but it's kinda medium
sheer_falacy: that's why they travel as pairs
sheer_falacy: an old priest and a young priest
5thWall subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
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hyaundredneer: nvm, it never was.
notsomuchsuccess: James's Horcrux
TurnOneForrest: body shaming Ben over here
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hyaundredneer: Any last words, Human?
hyaundredneer: nvm, he's already dead.
Natedogg2: The next one is going to want his wallet, right?
GhostValv: :O
sheer_falacy: if he has no body isn't he a spirit
Snowcookies: The real monster was chat all along
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so this is what happened to Doomed Traveler, right?
TurnOneForrest: oh man I love these costumes, first time seeing them
DeM0nFiRe: Well that was fun
kartik_221: Sergen Yegermeister!
Haroldholmes25: nimby in a nutshell
metaldog564: what was Kathleen?
Snowcookies: Kathleen is Drana
andysoo89: I was hoping for surprise Adam
Teslamat: @metaldog564 Vampire
MatthewDennisMTG: kathleen's cosplay rules
hyaundredneer: James: ...home, I not feeling gud.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Kathleen with Drana's face makeup! I love it. Drana is the best.
FlargBlarg: the true monster was friendship all along
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hashtag Drana for mono-B planeswalker 2020
Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair.
soFISHticated98: truer words ne'er spoke
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we know what we did
icefinch: james's hrcrux is the wholefoods
RedRaptor: I thought the true monsters were the friends we made along the way.
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: haha wow okay these costumes are great :D
zombub: What if the real meaning of Chat Lethal was all the murders we did along the way
cosarprime: Thanks for the KPOPglow @bobtheninjagoldfish
Meark: Capitalist jerk
Meark: :D
MegaDosX: It would've been appropriate for one of the monsters players to play a mill deck tonight, actually, because that would definitely make them a monster :p
Snowcookies: Yay
freshmaker__: Oh hell yeah Olivia and Gavin
Dog_of_Myth: Olivia and Gavin! Sweet!
garunkl: Root for Olivia!
Dog_of_Myth: Bust Chut
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how many players per game?
sheer_falacy: how does drafting commander work
freshmaker__: oh god 4 commander games. I can't wait for the 24hr stream
MegaDosX: James in a pumpkin?
freshmaker__: spooky james emote!
MegaDosX: Oh that's an outstanding name
catchyuniquename: any more games tonight?
freshmaker__: lrrJAMES_PM lrrJAMES_PM lrrJAMES_PM
quietcat: lrrJAMES_PM
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wolvsbane: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
kumatsu: many texts, handle it
Juliamon: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
MegaDosX: Holy shit Ben
Naarius: affini5Disappoint
TheWarbo: jamietHoney jamietHoney jamietHoney
wolvsbane: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
99dcwolf: Is Serge turning into a Sith lord?
red_shoes_jeff: "Turning?"
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap lrrHEART
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream everyone!
TehAmelie: looks like i missed some show
Dog_of_Myth: It was great stream!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: tppowerGG
Easilycrazyhat: For realzies
Kiwijelly: so ot
TehAmelie: who could forget Man of M'dam?
Kiwijelly: so it's a watch n play?
MegaDosX: Serge in Phasmophobia was hilarious
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
Kiwijelly: because I don't know what Man of Mmmm was but it wasn't very scary
Snowcookies: You can do it Serge
MegaDosX: If you haven't seen it make sure you check out the VOD, either on here or on Youtube
DeM0nFiRe: Well you already got scared to death apparently, so what else can happen?
Dog_of_Myth: Bus is Coming
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BUS IS COMING
Kiwijelly: what? but it's only march!
DeM0nFiRe: B U S
DeM0nFiRe: 🚌
FenrisSchafer: Bus is Coming!!
Fruan: Oh. I'm so slow. Serge isn't wearing full body paint. Serge is wearing eye makeup and has a colour tint on his camera feed.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben's gonna drink some claws.
hyaundredneer: Uh Bus Cometh...
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
Kiwijelly: good night
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Snowcookies: night knight
quietcat: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
garunkl: good night
MegaDosX: Thanks again for the stream
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MyrddintheWizard: Good Night!
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Drood the Ozeference.
TehAmelie: i just dreamed this videogame. it was very strange. a top-down fighter, pretty much Diablo, but the player character was a scientists with weak wrists and her only weapon was a static electricity thingy that made her effectively immortal, except when shooting a taser once per minute or so
TehAmelie: if that sort of slow paced, panicked combat could work somehow it would be a pretty original kind of game
Juliamon: Dreams offer some of the coolest game concepts.
TehAmelie: don't they just
TehAmelie: it would probably be more reasonable as a more close up conventional horror game. . .
Juliamon: I still sometimes think about my dream about a game that was like, single-player Among Us where the impostors are actually some of the minigames in the form of AI that wants you dead
TehAmelie: sounds fun
Juliamon: though the dream was more mundane, with smart appliances in a house rather than spaceship AI
Juliamon: Among Us just gives me something to compare it to
Juliamon: but given the dream-game was about being trapped in a house, it hasn't aged very well this year
TehAmelie: a smart house sounds pretty sci-fi to me
Earthenone: i was rewatching eureka as my background show recently, love that smart house