gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Rujasu: coxHypers
djalternative: hello chattington bear
beowuuf: sergeHi sergeJustRight
accountmadeforants: So long, disembodied M. Bison head and your baller soundtrack. And hello chat!
beowuuf: that's maybe not an improvement :p
djalternative: holy crap. Sean Connery died.
beowuuf: yeah :(
Rujasu: It's sad, but the man did have a long and storied life.
Flyingdelorion: He was 90 years old though but always sad yeah also hello chat
RaynMurfy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (24s from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hello beowuuf
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (22s ago).
Flyingdelorion: Hello TXC2
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
CAKHost: Hello, everyone!
beowuuf: lrrSPOOP lrrSCOOP lrrAWESOME
unicornly: ysbrydOWeen
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion and ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat and CAKHost welcome
Pteraspidomorphi: Likewise, ButButTheJesus
CAKHost: Hi @TXC2!
SnackPak_: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_PM lrrARROW
Nigouki: my lrrSPOOP is ready
gualdhar: so chat, what are you all dressed up as? I'm dressed up as a hypothermia victim, because it's so cold in my house
TXC2: gualdhar big mood
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm dressed up as a cook, because I just made dinner
thesurfaceofthemoon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Meyari: I'm dressed up as someone hiding from the trick-or-treators
TXC2: Meyari also a big mood
Flyingdelorion: Haha, nice @gualdhar
TehAmelie: i'm dressed up as someone eating all the cheap candy
djalternative: My family just finished carving our pumpkins about an hour ago
Nigouki: I...uh....have some adidas trackpants on cuz it's chilly so I guess I'm dressed as a gopnik?
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd be happy to participate but there's no halloween here
Flyingdelorion: I only ate some self made pumpkin pie...
unicornly: I'm dressed as a basement gremlin. Although that is just me all the time...
corianderd: sup gamers
beowuuf: i'm dressed as a person likely to stay up for all of this as i fell asleep before james's earlier stream
Flyingdelorion: and played Symphony of the night!
Laurence72: lrrSPOT
monkeyrama: Hi Cori 👀 /
Pteraspidomorphi: Hello cori
beowuuf: hey cori sergeHi
TXC2: hello Cori
Juliamon: I'm dressed as someone taking a sick day. Mostly because I just woke up.
Nigouki: hallo
wench_tacular: I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I got drinks and snacks, I am ready for this~
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Flyingdelorion: also hello Cori
Metric_Furlong: I am dressed
TXC2: hello Juliamon get well soon
ButButTheJesus: I'm dressed as a... uh... casual model for long johns?
red_shoes_jeff: I'm dressed as a chat comment!
djalternative: I'm dressed as someone covered in pumpkin viscera
ButButTheJesus: also hi Cori
RealGamerCow: Juliamon at least it's too snowy and cold to go anywhere anyway?
Pteraspidomorphi: I have enough chocolate mousse to make me regret my life choices. Also ready
CompletelyUnsure: Im just working on being dressed
Juliamon: I'm hoping the stream isn't *too* funny because I found out yesterday that it really hurts to laugh right now
TXC2: I'm dressed as a Ban Hammer! Kappa
asthanius: I'm dressed as me when I woke up this morning
accountmadeforants: BOP
sneglufsurulia: I’m dressed as a cat burglar trying to work out how to break into a shop to get a Switch and ACNH to get me through the new uk lockdown...
beowuuf: that's shot juliamon :( lrrHEART
beowuuf: *shit
Traion: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Serge for a very special Halloween edition of the Let's Nope! Game: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Eklinaar: My costume for Halloween is a functional adult.
Flyingdelorion: Oooh that is a litlle bit weird @Juliamon get well soon!
unicornly: good luck @sneglufsurulia
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
TXC2: Eklinaar ain't no such thing Kappa
codatski: !!next
Juliamon: (for the record it's a mild neck injury, not actually sick)
beowuuf: eklinaar: that's my work outfit
TXC2: is any neck injury really mild? :p
Pteraspidomorphi: Muscle injury?
Juliamon: Yeah muscular. My body just randomly decides to throw muscles into spasm sometimes.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
djalternative: chat, exactly what size is this little hope? my bet is subatomic particle hope
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Earthenone: i acidently ate an alergen sunday, i havent been able to handle solid food since
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
tidehollowcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
tidehollowcat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
baskwalla: spoooooops
red_shoes_jeff: @Juliamon I've been there, it sucks. I'd recommend a good chiropractor, if you lived nearby.
beowuuf: I'm sure this game will be a paragon of serious gaming, and the crew will treat it awith the reverence it deserves - no laughing expected here :p
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
Flyingdelorion: I am dressed as a middle aged European lying in bed watching Loadingreadryrun on my laptop...
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ButButTheJesus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SoundGuy0dB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> JUMPSCARE! | It’s time for a bonus, extra spooky, Halloween Let’s Nope. Join Ben, Adam, James, Cori and Wheeler for The Dark Pictures: Little Hope. | 📷 ||
Juliamon: Someone's Slack is on!
ButButTheJesus: I have a share size Milky Way and some cider for later, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
TXC2: any one else have sound on Max at the start there
gualdhar: s;acl
gualdhar: slack
beowuuf: menu clikcing intensifies
red_shoes_jeff: SALCK
TXC2: Juliamon legit jumped from that sound :p
VoodontWoW: Woah, Black Betty, Little Hope! ...that doesn't work as well as Man of Medan.
djalternative: !picnic
monkeyrama: James rocking that pumpkin
Laurence72: Me and pumpkin cheesecake are ready to GOOOOOOOO
Flyingdelorion: Yup @TXC2
ButButTheJesus: PANCAKE
TehAmelie: ah, it's the new thing from the Team of Medan is it? should be unintentionally hilarious
Austere_Squire: Good evening, folks
beowuuf: How much are we betting James just forgot he had that filter on from earlier :p
TXC2: what is it about the slack notification sound that sends a chill down one spine? :p
TehAmelie: with LRR makin even more, intentional japes
beowuuf: tehamelie: that's the hope, but not too funny for juliamon's sake
Orlantia: so what is dark pictures?
TehAmelie: maybe we can shoot for so funny its just paralyzing
eric_christian_berg: SPOOP!
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 IT's the sound of responsibility. Terrifying.
beowuuf: sounds like a plan tehamelie
darkspiredragon: lrrCREEPL lrrHERE lrrCREEPR
Leonhart321: A LRR stream In can watch? Oh frabjous day
TehAmelie: make us petrified with wonder at how galactically funny it is
Orlantia: is that "into the blagole?"
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I am ready to watch a man try to murder all his friends lrrADAM
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde yes thats it!
monkeyrama: lol
SoundGuy0dB: I assume Adam is still on the 'Get everyone killed' plan?
lirazel64: Even my Jack 'o' Lantern is crying this year..
TXC2: hello Leonhart321 welcome
LordZarano: Boo! lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: luckily i run slack with no sounds, so only the sight of it scares me during the weekday. It has not audio power over me during my off times!
VmKid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
VmKid: Happy Spoopaween!
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trilemma85: Happyween everyone!
TehAmelie: do it for Julia's neck!
Yakkie221B: Hey all, Happy Halloween!
darkspiredragon: lrrCREEPL lrrSERGE lrrCREEPR
ellisdee67 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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wynternyghtynggale: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrDILLY
TXC2: Hello trilemma85 and Yakkie221B welcome
Yakkie221B: :D
wheeleigh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
wheeleigh: Happy Spoopmass!
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lirazel64: >(
beowuuf: lrrSPOOP
mikialice: Hi everyone! Happy spoops day
azkovo: benginHi
monkeyrama: lrrJAMES_PM lrrJAMES_PM lrrJAMES_PM
Sahdee: Happy halloween chat! I hope you all had a good day.
mikialice: benginDab
TXC2: Hello mikialice and azkovo and Sahdee welcome
PhoenixShaman: time for spookums
Sarah_Serinde: pfft I see James still has his pumpkin head on from this morning on his home channel
wheeleigh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
lirazel64: So far, excellent.
ButButTheJesus: Habbading Hallowbean!
monkeyrama: 👀
mikialice: I am so excited!
asthanius: MAWP
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jump care everybody!
TXC2: here we GO!
Aylig: Happy Halloween everyone!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
josh___something: Happ halloween everyone!
dreamyxcupcakes subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
dreamyxcupcakes: spoopy bois on spoopy day!
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mikialice: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
beowuuf: sarah: are we betting intentional or forggotten about? :p
Halabast subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 17 month streak!
Halabast: Get to catch it live for once, woho!
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TXC2: lrrSPOOP time
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: spooooopy time!
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: lrrSPOOP OpieOP
Yakkie221B: lrrSPOOP
saucemaster5000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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wench_tacular: spoops!
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
superdeadsmurf subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
superdeadsmurf: Spoop
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Flyingdelorion: Hello lovely humans from Canadia!
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf Excellent question... :D Okay I'm guessing forgotten gabyLul
TXC2: Hello LRR
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: Hello PogChamp
ArrestedHouse: CoolCat
TehAmelie: halo
Yakkie221B: Hey peeps
Sarah_Serinde: Since it's gone now
NimrodXIV: look at these cool kids
josh___something: *Insert spoopifers here*
monkeyrama: All these cool cats
mikialice: Hi friends!
VoodontWoW: Halooooooo
beowuuf: hey all!
ButButTheJesus: HA
NickFromTMJ: hello!
mikialice: benginHeart lrrHEART
Terr0rc0tta: Glasses crew
Lord_ZYRK: Hey everybody I'm here to warn you that there's a lot of friend-murder coming up and you're going to get killed okay DIEEE lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: James is muted NotLikeThis
BusTed: 😎
io_Otter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
io_Otter: oh jeez 5 years, truly spooky
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thecanerdian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
thecanerdian: o hai LRR folk, so stoked to see a return to the multi-player mania of Man of Medan
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Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, the voice was left behind
Nigouki: james but no voice Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Do not accept fake James
TXC2: Lets noper
PhoenixShaman: Famous youtuber James?
Leonhart321: Spooky Shades Crew
BounderTree: lrrSPOOP
lirazel64: SMOrc
ButButTheJesus: Hallo! .... ween
Yakkie221B: Who is this Ben Wheeler? wheelerKappa
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP_SG
VoodontWoW: Let's Newp!
mikialice: Cool glasses crew
josh___something: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha tiltyhYAS
LordZarano: lrrSPOOP_SG
monkeyrama: lol
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Lord_ZYRK: LUL poor Adam
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
mikialice: Lolz
cgwonder: adam's not allowed to play good games
wynternyghtynggale: "little"
monkeyrama: Ben reserves the bad games for Adam
josh___something: LUL
TXC2: Bonno episodo fever!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
gualdhar: did anyone forget other Ben?
monkeyrama: LUL Perfect
wench_tacular: yikes
ArrestedHouse: and there he goes
LordZarano: RPGGhosto
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of pictures, somehow, and decided to see what was going on. How's everybody doing?
NimrodXIV: I miss James O'Lantern
Eklinaar: That's an improvement
Yakkie221B: James took off the mask!
Leonhart321: Boneathan > James, I said it
wench_tacular: jlrrCarrotmilk
NimrodXIV: yessss
VmKid: etc, etc.
eric_christian_berg: Candy cannon time.
Lord_ZYRK: James O'lantern
trilemma85: What a gourd.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Got em
gravity_pike: yo! pumpkinhead
Eklinaar: An absolute melon
wynternyghtynggale: james the pumpkin czar
josh___something: lrrJAMES_PM
Lord_ZYRK: Now you can pog out of your gourd
CAKHost: How about Yamcha?
NickFromTMJ subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NickFromTMJ! (Today's storm count: 12)
ArrestedHouse: until dawn was so good
trilemma85: Pumpkin-James is so... GOURDgeous.
Earthenone: the widego? LO
eric_christian_berg: Didn't Adam get everyone killed in the first one?
frozenphoenix7: Biggest Brain Alive Adam
wench_tacular: sso many deaths
beowuuf: the one adam totally called?
gravity_pike: this is the game where adam tortures teenagers to death?
cgwonder: oh sweet! i didn't even know this was coming out!
TXC2: Earthenone wuh wuh wendigo !
lirazel64: @lord_zyrk I see what you did there. HahaBall
Lokolos: I'm at work right now, but i'll catch you all on the VOD
Leonhart321: Oh, it's one of THOSE games
thecanerdian: Cool technology!
monkeyrama: Technology PogChamp
unicornly: Adam is the wendigo.
ButButTheJesus: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
TehAmelie: oops sorry about the giant link
Earthenone: sounds tasty
kais58 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
kais58: 81 months of spoopiness
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kais58! (Today's storm count: 13)
Lord_ZYRK: You could have worn spoOoOoky hazmat suuuits
Veggiekeks: Cool Technology PogChamp
josh___something: Parsnek
jess_lou_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
jess_lou_: Happy Halloween!! hoping for some good jump scares! :) ScaredyCat
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jess_lou_! (Today's storm count: 14)
CaptainSpam: We're using parsnips.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cool Tech!
VoodontWoW: pursenap
Earthenone: pride301 lrrHEART
red_shoes_jeff: COOL TECHNOLOGY.
kumatsu: oh hey, I use parsec for work.
Rhynerd: Unfortunately, Little Hope is not a good followup to “Whoa, Black Betty,” unlike Man Medan
ButButTheJesus: parcsnarc
gravity_pike: parsnip
beowuuf: we're using some form of root vegetable to avoid crashes
monkeyrama: Somewhere in the world, this is perfect timing
wildpeaks: 10PM even
TinoDidriksen: 10pm mainland Europe.
YawnLance: So many ghosts over here in Europe
Dared00: 10:15 in Poland!
Pteraspidomorphi: Correct, at least 9
wolgo: 10PM!
YawnLance: It's wild
cgwonder: yup
CleeKru: 10pm!
wheeleigh: Heck yeah!
RAICx: 10 pm actually
Whisle: 22:15
ritchards: Over here in New Zealand... it's Sunday!
wench_tacular: yup
cgwonder: v spoopy
Leonhart321: Woo Europeans
NikiGothBunneh: Prime spook and my bunday...
TXC2: it's 9:15 here because of DLS
vingris_: It's 11PM for me
Solid_Fuel: 10 pm in norway :)
revjakenash: they don't do halloween over there. People trated me like a freak
Earthenone: nothing is scarier than the midday sun
CyberColossus: 9pm UK time
beowuuf: we're used to it from james
monkeyrama: 3:14 is prime spoop time
nyquister_: Happy Sunday morning!!!
DoodlestheGreat: It made the Kessel Run in three parsnips????
wynternyghtynggale: its4:15pm
Flyingdelorion: 10 pm here
gualdhar: do Europeans have halloween?
beowuuf: 9pm
BounderTree: 2215
cgwonder: it's also just a littttle bit foggy here in london so the full moon is extra creepy
Veggiekeks: This European is already primespooked lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
wheeleigh: We haven’t been able to watch a live Nope for many moons
xGeistx: 9pm here
Yakkie221B: lrrSPOOP
beowuuf: 10pm europe
Nigouki: lrrSPOOP
Leonhart321: 9:15PM here
wildpeaks: gogcomSpoopy
denu55: its 6pm here
trilemma85: Ben, math is for blockers.
VmKid: lrrSPOOP
djalternative: prime spookey time is 11pm
baskwalla: Spoopy math
SoundGuy0dB: yup 8pm here in Scotland
DanielJGrouse: 10pm here
wench_tacular: 9.15
SoundGuy0dB: 9pm even
wolgo: UK kinda left EU right :P
TehAmelie: lrrFRUMP_TK
cdutson: a 5 player let's nope? what are we going to experience
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
YawnLance: Timezones are the real horror
Eklinaar: do they even celebrate halloween in the UK?
Pteraspidomorphi: Timezone talk! I'm here for that
Austere_Squire: 5pm east coast; maybe i won't fall asleep this stream!
Sahdee: 2 am here. I have regrets.
thecanerdian: Greenwich Kind Time
denu55: lmao
josh___something: Timezone, the true spoops
journojared: 8AM in Australia
Leonhart321: Welcome to Chronos Chat
Creideiki_SE: The UK kinda has a thing about not being in Europe...
wynternyghtynggale: i see kitty <3
Yakkie221B: Pedantics, the scariest thing of all
kimmiekoneko: greenwich median time
Flyingdelorion: 10 om here in the Netherlands
thegreatwyrdling: I'm here for this content.
eric_christian_berg: James has been on Let's Nope before. I remember he and Ben doing a game with a haunted amusement park.
wench_tacular: have you met the Brits?
VmKid: Greenwich Meme Time
TXC2: Cause we brits invented Time Kappa
saucemaster5000: It's 33 AM here. figure out where I am.
beowuuf: because james is mean to us and our greenwich time
monkeyrama: Wow, he's learning LUL
kumatsu: Needs Greenwich Median Time
orellien2773: 10pm in Central Europe.
wheeleigh: @soundguy0db I was really confused we had developed a new time zone for a second there
lirazel64: Have you BEEN to Greenwich??
denu55: LUL
orellien2773: But I’m in LA, so it’s still early :P
Mister_BlueSky: Yes
TehAmelie: don't you mean Greenwich Medan time?
beowuuf: we need utc - ulmer take control
TXC2: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Eklinaar: if by "some" you mean "most"
beowuuf: of porn stars partying?
SoundGuy0dB: heheh yeay, my dodgy typing @wheeleigh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: So Canadian LUL
trilemma85: oooooh
Goombill: Woof
Fu4ow: Dark Pictures games tend to be better(?) than other horror games tho
Leonhart321: Is LRRBot on about the game or the timezone chat?
lirazel64: (I have, and it's really nice... not mean at all, very much above average. )
CyberColossus: no sex thank god
ButButTheJesus: i don't get it but I'll say oof anyway
ButButTheJesus: oof
HuskyStopSign: Oh is this the Until Dawn "sequel" game series thing?
SnackPak_: the best kind of reference
TXC2: ButButTheJesus he's a hockey commentator and kinda racist
beowuuf: yup husky (and man of median)
Pteraspidomorphi: The other three are accoustic padding
Flyingdelorion: Yeah I hate sex in games, ugh
monkeyrama: oh my
wench_tacular: that's what she said
Tevildo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tevildo! (Today's storm count: 15)
RockPusher: gabyLewd
beowuuf: let's (little) hope
Yakkie221B: Neat cameras!
TehAmelie: that's a big fancy room
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right this guy
Austere_Squire: Peter Stormare?
BusTed: Same as Medan.
beowuuf: constantine devil
cgwonder: oh is this a literal sequel to man of medan? it's the same room for the menu
thecanerdian: nah, it was Peter Stormare in Until Dawn
Fu4ow: @Austere_Squire nope, new guy
TXC2: the narrator kinda guy
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, this ain't no Stormare
ArrestedHouse: here's hoping
NimrodXIV: oh right, chernobog
thecanerdian: This is Discount Stormare
monkeyrama: Magical Camera Movement
wench_tacular: there's more than one of these weirdos?
mmmbop1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mmmbop1! (Today's storm count: 16)
Mister_BlueSky: Not Robert Patrick?
beowuuf: oooh, yeah, now i remember him, nm, not stromare
Fu4ow: wow this is actually working
TehAmelie: Peter Halvstormare, if you will
Sarah_Serinde: Yay glad they're able to make this work with "couch co-op"
Diabore: cori cam freeze?
asthanius: Cori is frozen
gualdhar: cori's frozen?
Dared00: Cori's cam is stuck
TXC2: Cool Technology
Goombill: Is Cori frozen?
SnackPak_: the future is now
TetraRay: cori perfect freeze
DeM0nFiRe: Cori Cam froze
monkeyrama: Oh dang, wheelrr
Lord_ZYRK: The ghost killed Cori WutFace
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DeM0nFiRe: It's back!
beowuuf: if it was wheeler i wouldn't beleive it :p
Diabore: its that guy!
drshellbell: how much time is available for quicktime events here?
red_shoes_jeff: That's Will Poulter?
Austere_Squire: he's in... We're the Millers?
saucemaster5000: will poulter, I believe
Austere_Squire: Meet the Millers?
asthanius: John has a wet face
monkeyrama: looooooooool
drshellbell: cause these games love them
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
ArrestedHouse: that is a John-ass John
monosceros: Ben has a type
TXC2: Andrew is the "you're getting X?" actor
cdutson: was that first guy john mulaney
Diabore: @Austere_Squire we're the millers, and also the maze runner movie
red_shoes_jeff: Beej?
volraths_bane: Thats Beej
Reduce_Sanity: John looks like Beej
TehAmelie: that John is at least 25% John Goodman
wench_tacular: beej
Lord_ZYRK: That's like a cross between James and Beej WutFace
Makrosian_Tae: Literal Beej
SoundGuy0dB: thtat is soo beej
monkeyrama: Drafting LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Cori played Sinclair, I can see her being interested in playing John :D
Eklinaar: Yeah that's Beej
BlueMechanic: Is that Will Poulter?
Hostettdro: that is so beej
Darleysam: wasn't he in Black Mirror too?
josh___something: Victim LUL
CyberColossus: John looks like Dan Akroyd
ButButTheJesus: beej
ashiok_nightmare_moose: can _everyone_ be beej?
dreamyxcupcakes: he was in the choose your own adventure black mirror ep
Makrosian_Tae: High school teacher Kathleen?
Soul1355: good, it's not just me thinking that's beej
SoundGuy0dB: andrew is a tiny bit serge
brainbosh: Why do half of these look like the stunt doubles for LRR memebers?
beowuuf: Bames / Jamj
niccus: does adam have it in him to kill virtual beej
TehAmelie: i want to see the tiny saucer carousel the party is standing on here
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
mikialice: 'just let me kill my friends'
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Austere_Squire: he goes Mm Mm Mm on the first bite
Flyingdelorion: LoL @brainbosh
CaptainSpam: Angela Fisty.
thecanerdian: so what are we taking bets on for monster type? Man of Medan was like...zombies? But imaginary zombies?
ArrestedHouse: that is "one thing happens to him and he turns into the joker" John
NightValien28: oh dang forgot about the stream
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Angela is the lady who dual wielded pistols while riding a bike in Hot Fuzz
beowuuf: lol
DeM0nFiRe: lrrJAMES lrrBEEJ
TXC2: James "beej" Turner
ButButTheJesus: DADDY'S HOME
SK__Ren: BeeJames
ChrisTheLemming: jeej
cgwonder: kinda weird that they make you cycle through the blank characters
monkeyrama: This is.. an odd UI choice
red_shoes_jeff: James Beej? JEEJ!?
Yakkie221B: bitterHype
CleeKru: damn daniel
TehAmelie: i think Angela was in Fury Road, only with dirty hair
Yakkie221B: Found'em
cdutson: the ui is as spooky as the game
Eklinaar: If everyone turned into Beej by the end of the game I'd lose my shit
Lord_ZYRK: odd is. . . a word to describe it, ramen
wynternyghtynggale: bets on who dies first?
cdutson: James
CaptainSpam: A small-town diner management THRILLER!
beckett_brass: @Eklinaar Don't you know? Everyone already is Beej...
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Lokolos: Sorry if I missed an explanation, but wasn't Serge going to be here?
cgwonder: ooooh i rememer the trailer for this now. love some creepy halloween woods
HuskyStopSign: It's a killer bus
monkeyrama: LUL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wild magic is a tbale not a book
Vergotterung: is it just me or is the game reverbing
nyquister_: Stop being Twitch Chat James
ashiok_nightmare_moose: *table
TXC2: Lokolos I thought so too, but I guess something came up
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
SK__Ren: Bear crossing
wildpeaks: bug splat
RockPusher: fugiBus
CompletelyUnsure: That dudes the right age tobe a jacob shipper
HuskyStopSign: Bus is sus
Lord_ZYRK: I'm going to cross :)
Makrosian_Tae: Bus is coming
ArrestedHouse: horse
SniHjen: godzilla
Leonhart321: Bear
snowmonkey99: Wolf
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i vote tree or fog
SniHjen: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
monkeyrama: I think the game audio might be doubling up?
TehAmelie: i'm betting he'll be killed by the sunken boat
JustNotAFox: the horror is that it's actually desert bus with sharper graphics
cdutson: a smaller bus
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
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gayghostprince: hello chat!
NightValien28: its going to be a child
wench_tacular: bus is coming
Flyingdelorion: Detour?
TXC2: lrrbot on Point
CaptainSpam: It's amazing how many of these games take place in Alaska, what with it being night for like weeks on end.
CAKHost: A smaller bus?
philippekav: 1001 dollar Bob
thecanerdian: I'm betting...witches
djalternative: gargantuine eldritch god
beckett_brass: @gayghostprince Hello. Welcome to pictures that are dark.
Lord_ZYRK: A wendigo's gonna get wendigone
wildpeaks: D-tour
ButButTheJesus: hi pupper!
Austere_Squire: maybe he'll go off a bridge?
Solid_Fuel: why is video audio flat? just wandering, not complaining i am ok
gayghostprince: I want to be here but my friend is streaming with only a couple of people. love you all
Sarah_Serinde: slytqBORK
Austere_Squire: or meet the Hitcher?
Diabore: this way to murder
CAKHost: Detours always spoil our fun!
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wench_tacular: he lifts
cdutson: that man is shaped like an hour glass
RockPusher: Press X to doubt
Austere_Squire: Oh that man is not speaking like a Real Human Person
Austere_Squire: I do not like this man
cgwonder: state trooper sus
CleeKru: Roll Credita!
Baldrash: They said the thing!
monkeyrama: They said the name :O
TehAmelie: Bus Driver is my father's name, just call me Driver
Nigouki: is the game audio a bit echo-y?
TXC2: Roll Creidts
Lord_ZYRK: Little Hope died DAMMIT CORI
CAKHost: Accident is sus
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Vergotterung: audio seems weird
red_shoes_jeff: Does the bus driver look a bit like the guy who played Denethor to anyone else?
toenolla: I just noticed CAT
cdutson: that bus has been empty for 50 years!
thecanerdian: is he transporting...dead bodies?
RockPusher: Hearse Bus!
Simonark: They need to be in the much sunnier town, Despair Acres
wildpeaks: oh that bus is totally haunted
Fu4ow: @red_shoes_jeff yeah
CaptainSpam: Ah, it's a traffic management sim! You have to control the additional traffic as it has to be routed through Little Hope!
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah audio does seem a but like tunnely or echoy
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Austere_Squire: i ithink the cop is possessed
Geekscience: Wait is that a school bus
snowmonkey99: Are youall on the bus?
toenolla: Also, gotta take the Zero
Makrosian_Tae: I guess the players are on the bus?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: thats a school bus?
asthanius: Is this Desert Bus?
monkeyrama: Probably us?
kumatsu: I have a feeling it's going to add more time than advertised
TheAinMAP: Ooh, covered bridge.
SkylerRingtail: Yeah, audio is odd
Fu4ow: the uncanny valley in these games works so well
otherguymikey: ah the covered bridge. that's the first warning
ButButTheJesus: us onna bus
beckett_brass: If there's no one on the bus, would that make it the Vengabus?
red_shoes_jeff: The Us Bus!
Lord_ZYRK: DeM0nFiRe well the internet IS a series of tubes
Tevildo: is it full of dead people?
SniHjen: all the ghost kids going to ghost school
PhoenixShaman: did they skip the intro with the house?
elah806: I think we're getting audio from multiple feeds of the game
VmKid: Covered bridges... whooooooah
SniHjen: to learn how to ghost
Tangsm: The bus is full of the voices in his head.
Austere_Squire: i feel like he's running y'all off a cliff or something
Makrosian_Tae: The audio has some minor flange. Is that just me?
cdutson: schitts creek
monkeyrama: It is odd
ND_Ericson: yeah, audio is phasing weirdly for me too
niccus: audio's flanged
NimrodXIV: audio is weird
TehAmelie: you're now leaving little hope
knickknacksnackery: Maybe the real roadblock is the friends we made along the way
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: Mountain child WutFace
Abavus: anneScare
cgwonder: ouch
ButButTheJesus: who called spoopy girl
ritchards: You are now entering... SILENT HILL
Eklinaar: Who called spooky girl?
wench_tacular: abandon all hope...
Sarah_Serinde: Wow how did no one guess child
Flyingdelorion: jumpscarecount: 1
TXC2: good old jacknife
thecanerdian: "How's My Driving? Call 555-..."
CaptainSpam: Man, that didn't take long. One little detour and the whole thing falls to pieces immediately.
Leonhart321: Of course it's a little ghost girl
SniHjen: he made the classic mistake: hammering the brake AND turning. at the same time
QueeNereid: Little girls are bascilly deer right?
RealGamerCow: Drift. That. Bus
Laurence72: that was a moose, right?
monkeyrama: GAme is quite loud compared
BorealMage: Millions dead
NightValien28: I did, I guessed a child
Darleysam: now Richard Kimble's gonna escape
Sarah_Serinde: pfft sure Wheeler :D
beowuuf: unless the girl is a witch, then someone in chat called it
CAKHost: Darn it, Silent Hill!
SniHjen: do one or the other, not both
cdutson: oh hi no john mulaney
ArrestedHouse: "bearing updated -- the bus is now on it's side"
asthanius: wow this character looks like a douche
toenolla: The game has a little girl's name come on guys
Abavus: A turn! PridePog
Makrosian_Tae: Audio flange
Leonhart321: Bearing Update: Bus is effed
cgwonder: audio is kinda tinny and weird
wench_tacular: serial killer face
CAKHost: Get our of our Little Hope!
Mister_BlueSky: Always guess little girl.
wheeleigh: That character looks so excited for his turn
knickknacksnackery: Ben's character looks like John Mulaney
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it was drowning you folks out a little during the loud bits
red_shoes_jeff: Go get 'em, Eyebrows Kid!
Simonark: You're a plucky young Will Poulter, just starting out.
asthanius: You heard me
Abavus: Always judge a book by it's cover.
CompletelyUnsure: @asthius I think hes supposed yo be alittle kid in this scene
thecanerdian: yah JAMES
wench_tacular: book, cover
TehAmelie: yeah, stop it James
monkeyrama: Dang it, James
saucemaster5000: nah he sucks
wargodmogis: Aren't all the characters in these games douches?
DeM0nFiRe: Stop it lrrJAMES LUL
chillmill1: LUL vindicated
TehAmelie: lrrHEART
Awesem: He looks like the bully kid from Toy Story though
Leonhart321: Yeah JAMES
Simonark: All "Normal Human Sentences".
Austere_Squire: oh she does not talk right
brainbosh: Yeah, the game does sound very echoey.
gualdhar: that child doesn't look right
beowuuf: i seriously thougt the woman was speaking to the girl
AWildTransgirlAppeared: 10?
Pteraspidomorphi: The uncanny valley
monkeyrama: I think it might be taking the audio from multiple people?
Austere_Squire: is this Boston?
Austere_Squire: Cahson
Simonark: She's failing prayers!
RealGamerCow: That accent
SkylerRingtail: Sound is very...echoey and distant. It's weird
CaptainSpam: I am uncanny valleying big time here.
djalternative: when is this game set?
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah it sounds like the audio is doubled with a very very short delay between the double
senkesword: they sound like cheap robots thanks to the audio lol
TehAmelie: who had James getting killed first?
Lord_ZYRK: Hey, mountains are cool
rocketjohn: i have double audio?
dragonwarrior000: I just tuned in is anyone else hearing the slight echo?
SniHjen: Is the game audio surposed to be echo like?
ButButTheJesus: @SkylerRingtail yeah i know
rocketjohn: yeah, double echo
nyquister_: yikes asshole
ChrisTheLemming: don't you hate it when you have to go in for remedial prayers
Arazien: This sounds mad tinny
Makrosian_Tae: Double double echo
SoundGuy0dB: yeah game sound is very... echoey as ig coming through speakers instead of direct game audio
Fu4ow: the factory situation
josh___something: Yeah, is the echo supposed to be happening?
cdutson: why does she look like 30 years older than him?
Awesem: Yeah everyone I think they get it
monosceros: this is some Hereditary shit
Nigouki: good ol' small town horseshit
TXC2: she looks WAY older then him right?
electric_claire: He likes beer
ArrestedHouse: time for an eleventh beer
chillmill1: don't worry, they're just talking into fans
CAKHost: So we just got hit by a lot of things all at once
Lord_ZYRK: Homie's gonna be hittin the MUSTARD
CaptainSpam: Pulls out a bottle of maple syrup to chug...
wildpeaks: stream's haunted
CAKHost: Let's cool it dudes
ritchards: Yeah, that is Will Poulter!
Blizzinam: Hey I am also drinking beer, but I'm not abusive wheelerPog
wench_tacular: a higher power intervenes...
Flyingdelorion: Yeah I thought she was his mother...
Simonark: Poor late Tanya.
TehAmelie: Paul is on the tech? hooray for Paul!
Awesem: The echo is probably because of the recording over the software that lets them all play as if they were local
Makrosian_Tae: Ah fair
rasterscan: Is that Zac Efron?
wheeleigh: Dennis looks like a bad influence
sendatou: indefirent does not mean "shit on her even more" xD
Lord_ZYRK: Praise the lrrPAUL The spookiest of techs
monkeyrama: Vinyl lrrJAMES_PM
ritchards: do you have that album, James?
Austere_Squire: is this the 70s
wildpeaks: he reminds me of a younger version of the guy from Sliders
TXC2: so when do we think this is set chat? 70's ?
TehAmelie: who lobotomized that child?
chillmill1: 2030
trilemma85: Who walks on records?
monkeyrama: LUL
chillmill1: (but probably actually 70s)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL is that better for audio?
VmKid: Yup!
thecanerdian: yes, thank you!
wildpeaks: yes, thanks Paul :)
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun sounds like it
Simonark: Elder Brother and High School Matt Gourley has a long black tongue, like some breeds of dog?
Awesem: Seems like it
elah806: Yes, that's it
Leonhart321: Audio's good
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun i think so
Fu4ow: I feel like they've used Dennis' actor/model before
monkeyrama: Much better, thank you Paul seabatPjorg
Awesem: Oh yeah that's great now
Korhalis: hello ladies lads and champions
Lord_ZYRK: Praise the Paul GivePLZ
Nigouki: audio is good!
thecanerdian: all hail the Paul!
wench_tacular: hail Paul
Austere_Squire: did they leave the door open
Flyingdelorion: Paul is awesome, clap clap clap clap clap
SniHjen: okay, the echo thing wasn't a ingame thing. (I wouldn't have been surprised) Thanks for fixing it!
Awesem: lrrPAUL wheelerUro lrrPAUL
Fu4ow: "pumping iron"??
Simonark: Remember when their fights were more random and unpredictable?
CaptainSpam: "A record? Wait, someone just stepped on a record! It all makes sense!"
sendatou: xD
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: Sounds like James OpieOP
sendatou: NERRRD
ReynardWrecca: Hey, it's that actor with the eyebrows from that Hunger Games film!
TehAmelie: look at the weight, that is totally a fake box of records
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Dennis is a menace
Leonhart321: Peak Dennis
ANeMzero: He could have gone north or south but he went Dennis.
Lord_ZYRK: They're not action figures, mom BabyRage
Ba_Dum_Tish: It a ghost
beowuuf: james is about to die before getting to play, that seems mean :p
HuskyStopSign: Ok who let the orchestra loose
sendatou: is this by the people that made Until Dawn?
TehAmelie: don't you love an attic that can only barely be reached by climbing to the top step of a stepladder?
Austere_Squire: maybe y'all'd have fewer problems if you didn't adopt Satan
Tangsm: I'm a little sad nobody got to play horror child.
SniHjen: I bet nobody touched the ladder, he is just a fuckup
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
chillmill1: this is almost as scary as Put Put
Flyingdelorion: Jumpscare count: 2
thecanerdian: How bout a bath in PIECES?
CaptainSpam: Well, good, her creepiness matches her uncanny valleyness.
TXC2: this girl is the murderer Kappa
Leonhart321: Megan's going to kill us all
wildpeaks: she's trying to tell people about the ghosts, isn't she
VmKid: Sorry, the conductor just had a spasm and the band went with it
monkeyrama: wtf
electric_claire: Why is she dressed like a victorian child
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cdutson: maybe the kid's screwed up because everyone's an asshole to her
Jack_Slack: Who is taking a bath at that time of night anyway?
TXC2: #TheKey!
RealGamerCow: Do we know what year this was supposed to be?
Lord_ZYRK: Escape room PogChamp
NimrodXIV: SUS
ReynardWrecca: Megan, I'm gonna guess, is something of a problem child.
monosceros: megan has big Nell Crain energy
wheeleigh: @sendatou It is!
Traion: Okay so far the horror is the lack of access to counseling for this family
accountmadeforants: I saw Megan vent
VmKid: (was... that the wrong term to use? Sorry.)
elah806: Why does this bathroom lock with the outside
Solid_Fuel: hey! that guy has been in tv before
Jepardil: A game like this where you're the monster would actually be quite cool
ANeMzero: No contractions? Must be an android.
Austere_Squire: she talks like she's possessed and has the timing of an Insidious villain
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, shining knight in armor. That's how the saying goes.
Tiber727: Wait, how do you lock someone *in* a room?
beowuuf: megandroid, this is 2070s
ArrestedHouse: be aggressive b e aggressive
monkeyrama: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
BusTed: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
nyquister_: Builds character
RockPusher: seabatCHOICE
Traion: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
cdutson: the teeth on these models are WILD
monkeyrama: Cool game
Makrosian_Tae: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Lord_ZYRK: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
Jack_Slack: I will say this: I _love_ the clothes and setting chosen here. The time period is _clearly_ set without any need to tell them.
beowuuf: lrrSPOOP seabatCHOICE_TK
BrindleBoar: can we talk about his shirt collar though
BusTed: Flip that prop!
Simonark: I love this android family, you're my favorite natural speech pattern havers.
Tiber727: Every door I've seen locks from the inside.
asthanius: tiny matchbook
NightValien28: here weg o
Lord_ZYRK: tiny matchbox
Eklinaar: Inventory mechanic!
monkeyrama: looool
wargodmogis: I mean, the tutorial doesn't really let you make real choices
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't freeze your baby.
TXC2: strap in for the next 4 hours chat Kappa
Wormsbane: That sure is a matchbook
elah806: I could have sworn that was a frosted mini wheat
TheNerdWonder: vaseline or frog
wench_tacular: such realism!
TehAmelie: i so wanna see you all play Surgeon Simulator 2 together
VmKid: We LA Noire now
FlyboyZeb: That's either a small matchbook or some big ass hands
LadyAiluros: what year is this supposed to be??
SniHjen: did you remember to fill it with water?
Leonhart321: XD
Lord_ZYRK: I was going to say the same
ButButTheJesus: JAMES... YES
ArrestedHouse: chekhov's kettle
BrindleBoar: elah806 the forbidden mini-wheat
monkeyrama: LUL LUL LUL LUL
circusofkirkus: ahahahaha
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Fu4ow: wait if you wait too long do you just explode?
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RealGamerCow: Might wanna turn that down a bit
wench_tacular: pro coffee maker
notthepenguins: RHYTHM GAME
TehAmelie: control your heartbeat so dad won't hear
Simonark: America's Favorite Game: DON'T WAKE EGON!
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Earthenone: remeber the basics of CQC
RockPusher: James just saying what we were all thinking
Ba_Dum_Tish: Rhythm spoopfe
Lord_ZYRK: yoink
Jack_Slack: I am not sure what the new 'switch the buttons' mechanic is meant to represent.
LackingSanity_: its a hockey game!
thecanerdian: you woke him up anyway?
Tangsm: Is he managing his heartbeat with button click?
Austere_Squire: Why does he sound like he's going to kill you all
wheeleigh: Why the sneaking then?
monosceros: Ben has Heather controlling for the rhythm sections
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
cdutson: hey Mark Ruffolo knockoff: shut yer mouth
Lord_ZYRK: these parents SUCK
AWildTransgirlAppeared: What an ass
Jack_Slack: Like, I get the 'control your heartbeat to keep yourself calm' concept. That makes sense. Am I controlling the other ventricle?
reallegitstreamer: What a dingus
monkeyrama: oof
wildpeaks: oh we're definitely feeding that guy to the ghosts
wench_tacular: gee thanks
CaptainSpam: One big happy family!
TXC2: I mean the Devil is a real shitty father
CompletelyUnsure: Why is he gatekeeping family?
TehAmelie: i think he got that "#1 dad" keyring for himself
ReynardWrecca: Hey, that's the line I use to put my son to bed every night :)
wargodmogis: Sounds like he's not even raising the family
beowuuf: lol
elah806: Someone saw Hereditary before writing this game
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
LackingSanity_: Esposito was playing in the game, so this is definitely late 60s early 70s
Austere_Squire: Point and click adventure! Combine the paperclip and the matches to dismantle the TV and open the basement!
Metric_Furlong: you have to point *and* click? What kind of MLG pros does this game think we are?
monkeyrama: omg LUL
Eklinaar: pirouettes!
sendatou: our character is such a shit
DeM0nFiRe: The APM is so good
LadyAiluros: okay that scans with the GIANT SHIRT COLLAR
elkae: He's dressed like Tintin
Simonark: Oh, Literature!
ANeMzero: That is not a 70s novel cover
Austere_Squire: Aha, so it's Salem and it's witches
Despoiler98: oh goooooood
wynternyghtynggale: which witch
Austere_Squire: or it wants us to think that
thecanerdian: called it witches!!!
Fu4ow: @ANeMzero true
RockPusher: The Crucible it is not lrrBEEJ
kumatsu: Oh sorry, I only care about the 1693 witch trials
TehAmelie: i was gonna guess it was a religiously themed child raising book
RealGamerCow: Yeah this is 1969-1974 if cashman and espo are on the Bruins
otherguymikey: that's REALLY riding the line between "showing" and "telling"
Despoiler98: spoooookky tire swing
Austere_Squire: Salem Witch Trials does explain the accent
saucemaster5000: this kid is the wonder bread of people
Eklinaar: snow, Adam's worst enemy!
CleeKru: !spoiler
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rocketjohn: the tyre swing has stars on it?
Jack_Slack: Usually it throws a jump scare on you.
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Austere_Squire: gonna shoot another squirrel, Adam?
beowuuf: you like witch trials? name three
cgwonder: maybe at this point there's nothing
Fu4ow: @rocketjohn oh huh
BusTed: 🤔
Lord_ZYRK: with a corncob pipe. . . and a button nose. . .
monkeyrama: Somebody loooves witches
notthepenguins: school project
Austere_Squire: No Reson, Ben, we promise
ReynardWrecca: "Dammit son, this here is a Witch Trial family!"
BusTed: Typical gift shop prices.
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UrbanSamurai_22: Jumpscare!
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CleeKru: another witch trail book? sounds like a chekov's gun
monkeyrama: Witches are a hot commodity
Lord_ZYRK: That book better have some witch titty for that price DansGame
quasi79fu: i saw this streamed yesterday..I promise not to spoil but I want to see How they react to this game
sendatou: whose outlook just got an email?
notthepenguins: yes you are anthony
Simonark: Extortionate book sales.
TehAmelie: i'm gonna bet the witch trial books are "just" there to tell you to be spooked because of witch trials
notthepenguins: UH
monkeyrama: Megan plz
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Austere_Squire: This Is Fine
Despoiler98: OH SHIT
Lord_ZYRK: It me :)
Solid_Fuel: tall boi
TXC2: Slenderman!
cgwonder: oh nooooooo
Flyingdelorion: Ah, the little girl is a witch! maybe?
HuskyStopSign: Oh yeah you just left the stove unattended
adi_pie: Oh right. This part.
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
Austere_Squire: gonna get hotter
chillmill1: that's just Anthony
quasi79fu: Which people are playing?
DeM0nFiRe: pjdFire
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
adi_pie: Hope y'all like a rollercoaster of emotions.
electric_claire: linoleum
SnackPak_: oops!
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
Despoiler98: WHAT?
monkeyrama: Hooold the phone LUL
LadyAiluros: plastic
SniHjen: I bet this is happening because you were wasting your time.
cdutson: shitty lonileum from the 60s?
notthepenguins: good old gasoline floor
denu55: that carpet is made out of fucking fuel
wildpeaks: this doll is not OSHA compliant
thecanerdian: floor freshly waxed with liquor and turpentine
LadyAiluros: cheap plastic
NightValien28: floor made of gas
adi_pie: The doll just heard people were cold and wanted to help.
Austere_Squire: I fell in to a burning ring of fire
Leonhart321: Urgh
Lirelent: linoleum is plastic, which is made from oil
TehAmelie: they went overboard with removing the asbestos
chillmill1: just like any 60s family does
cdutson: like it's basically petroleum products
Austere_Squire: The walls are painted with grease
beowuuf: dad isn't drinking nearly as much as you think, his drinking problem is more like airplane
Austere_Squire: the floor is mopped with oil
ReynardWrecca: I knew we shoulda sprung for the non-petrol-basted lino.
Austere_Squire: the entire house is made of paper
monosceros: ben it did the opposite of going out Kappa
ArrestedHouse: "i knew i'd regret the chip fat floors, but they were so cheap...and tasty"
BrindleBoar: and then everyone died
Orgmastron: Oh good I didn't miss too much
floki4242: you wouldn't think it with all the asbestos
quasi79fu: Are they playing with four people or is it just Ben playing
sendatou: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
trilemma85: Dennis is being Dennis.
Despoiler98: There are SO MANY WINDOWS TO BREAK
hunkajunk: And this is why we started builiding our homes with safe, fire proof Asbestos
Leonhart321: Oh no....THE RECORDS
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Shouldn't the asbestos from the 60s keep them safe Kappa
VmKid: Didn't a lot of people from around this time wash their clothes in gasoline?
otherguymikey: "Dennis turn off that fire alarm I'm trying to watch the wheel"
TXC2: this is a big day for Casualty Kappa
TheNerdWonder: well, so much for this fmaily
Tangsm: You have a trellis.
HuskyStopSign: This house from final destination
CleeKru: JUMP or climb
beowuuf: see adam, snow is good
thecanerdian: we can't break the windows! Think of the property value!
Austere_Squire: Little Hope's been dead for 20 yearsssssssssssssssssss
notthepenguins: because they make their buildings out of gasoline there?
Lord_ZYRK: Because he might burn to death?
Leonhart321: Save the records, they're collectors pieces
Traion: There are windows?!
wheeleigh: Just like Dennis to go and survive. Such a Dennis move
Austere_Squire: I thought you were Andrew?
wildpeaks: do we get to choose who we help ?
asthanius: Just break open a window
monosceros: will adam even have to try and get everyone killed
TheNerdWonder: dammit Tanya, just jump
denu55: break the windows?
Austere_Squire: How drunk was he
sendatou: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:27.
CleeKru: and kill the wendigos right?
adi_pie: Clearly the house just goes up like a rocket.
Lord_ZYRK: Ayyy, he schleep ResidentSleeper
ritchards: eh, I'm drinkin' here!
Laurence72: This is fine
monosceros: HOW do you sleep through that
cdutson: he missed is all
NightValien28: no blockback?
NightValien28: *blowback
cgwonder: uh oh
Austere_Squire: It's like 10ft! Why couldn't he run
sendatou: rip
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Rest of room is on fire, Couch is totally fine.
nyquister_: How did the fire start?
cgwonder: nooo i think adam's playing someone else
Aylig: That would have caused a blowback from the oxygen, 1/10
Questhere: rip adam
chillmill1: unless?
eshplode: RIP Adam
ritchards: Adam is playing John
TehAmelie: we didn't start the fire
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
notthepenguins: "He can't die" declares Ben
JustNotAFox: well that was fast
Jack_Slack: RIP Adam
Eklinaar: bodied
NightValien28: AWildTransgirlAppeared 70s abestos couch
quasi79fu: rip Adam
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Austere_Squire: Oh, Adam was going to kill everyone but instead HE was killed
chillmill1: Adam has been voted off the island
beowuuf: adam plays the dad's twin brother
Leonhart321: Turns out Adam is playing the monster
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe Adam plays a ghost lrrSPOOP
TheGTF: Are you winning?
wynternyghtynggale: poor mom
NoNane09: Megan doesn't need to get out, she just needs to be *sure*
TXC2: why blood in the mouth?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: "Safer"
TheGTF: Your goal was to kill them all right?
Austere_Squire: Hey, your little sister sucks
monkeyrama: Oh daaaang
notthepenguins: AW YISS
Despoiler98: Let the little shit die
cdutson: well her lungs were PROBABLY burning at the same time so
NimrodXIV: right
BrindleBoar: harsh
asthanius: Well ONE of them is a player
Austere_Squire: Hahahah
electric_claire: Tanya can JUMP
wolgo: I would help megan
TehAmelie: she coughed a lung up i guess?
wench_tacular: moral dilema!
Jack_Slack: (Fact: I did choose 'save Megan'.)
Austere_Squire: OH
Vergotterung: this is one of the everyone dies things
Austere_Squire: THAT ESCALATED
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Leonhart321: Ben spelt Coward I see
monkeyrama: Megan :O
ArrestedHouse: and now demon child is gonna be maaaaaad
adi_pie: Kid has a bright future ahead of her.
Austere_Squire: Honestly, girl, frikkin jump
beowuuf: ben just doomed the whole players! be nice to magan to turn her from evil! Or something?
ANeMzero: Let the little sister burn and then just say nothing
cdutson: she's so dead
Lord_ZYRK: Burn your hands on that metal pipe!
thecanerdian: seriously it's like a one story building
wargodmogis: I'm pretty sure they all die
Flyingdelorion: Better lose a leg than your life not?
cgwonder: that drainpipe is def going to break
adi_pie: D E D Dead
CaptainSpam: Well, she's not a controllable character, so...
ashteranic: she's falling on that fence :P
cdutson: oh nice
monkeyrama: Oooooof
Austere_Squire: Oh
AWildTransgirlAppeared: About to hang herself
denu55: OH
VmKid: Oooof
Despoiler98: FUCK
wildpeaks: ow
Lirelent: crrunh
TXC2: nasty
BrindleBoar: Ben with the soulread
denu55: well
LackingSanity_: christ
Tangsm: You have chosen poorly.
CleeKru: oh no
josh___something: Wow, called it
Austere_Squire: Well, um... This is a lot
cdutson: game's leaning hard into this one huh?
ritchards: the illusion of choise!
Lord_ZYRK: Scarves: not even once
beowuuf: ben is just shot calling
SniHjen: really game? really?
VmKid: Jeeesus
adi_pie: This is Final Destination levels of silly.
monkeyrama: Jesus
trilemma85: One big happy family.
asthanius: Well Cori's dead
wench_tacular: soul read
denu55: the death cams are so dramatic
HuskyStopSign: How tight was that scarf
Leonhart321: Short game I see
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD, IS SHE OKAY?!
Jack_Slack: Shoulda tried to save Megan.
RealGamerCow: death count 3
quasi79fu: Ok wow
Questhere: boy, this is short game
Austere_Squire: How goddamn tight was your scarf, jesus
TXC2: I put it to you the scarf would brake
Flyingdelorion: This is heavy!
gualdhar: the fuck is going on with this game
ashteranic: that thing isn't remotely strong enough to break her neck, what the hell
thecanerdian: I realize this is supposed to be serious and all but this is coming off just a wee bit contrived
niccus: wow, whyd ben kill his entire family
CompletelyUnsure: I wonder if you could have even saved megan
nyquister_: Fire safety obviously not taught in 1960s(???)
Reduce_Sanity: or she could have just jumped to the bush
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL PSA on the dangers of tight scarves
cdutson: uhh
Lord_ZYRK: Good job trying to save your family, bud :)
ArrestedHouse: LuL
beowuuf: see, shoulda gone with megan, now everyone's lrrEFF'd :p
RockPusher: gabyLul
monkeyrama: wtfffffffffff
josh___something: BEN PLS
BusTed: Oh, he was thinking about jumping but was on the fence.
Enmity777: oh my god
Khalahd: Whoooa
Traion: Wow these are some Final Destination style contrived deaths
lonlycracker: the hell is that thing made of. Wouldn't it just rrip?
RockPusher: the twofer
Dragonrun79: So not realistic deaths huh?
CaptainSpam: This is quickly going from "slightly creepy" to "actually absurd and contrived".
notthepenguins: holy shit
asthanius: Does everyone die?
niccus: TWOFER
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stop making predictions Ben
TheAinMAP: Yikes.
Austere_Squire: so, I be Adam likes this game
Pinwiz11: aaaaaaaaaAaaa
AllTheWeasels: so uh, gg?
ruscobrog: Investigator: You know what, nope. Just nope. Let's forget this house was ever built.
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, I went away for like two minutes and now everyone is DEAD
Leonhart321: Brutal
quasi79fu: Ben u killled everyone
CleeKru: ther is LITTLE HOPE for them!
VmKid: How is it that the fire didn't kill half of this family
ButButTheJesus: OH MY GOD, IS HE OKAY?!
cgwonder: ben keeps jynxing everyone
SnackPak_: yikes
monkeyrama: Game.. over?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This is a dream sequence right?
baskwalla: Uhhhhh "You Died"
Lord_ZYRK: Alright, cool game. Roll credits.
wench_tacular: this is like an episode of Casualty!
Halabast: This family, not that great at gymnastics huh?
adi_pie: This is why you shouldn't be on the fence during pointed arguments.
notthepenguins: bye ben
Austere_Squire: Well
BusTed: gg
ashteranic: "safety" matches
SniHjen: why... HOW do you still have the matchbook?
beowuuf: So does this bounce back and forward in time?
denu55: ok
cdutson: cool game
CastleOtranto: Gonna be a short stream
Austere_Squire: everyone's dead now
JustNotAFox: fluffyfoxThinking uh
adi_pie: Well, good stream, everyone. Time to go home.
chillmill1: do you play as ghosts?
TehAmelie: this is like two Final Destination movies crammed into one house
wildpeaks: adam playthrough compelte
TheGTF: Was that winning?
Austere_Squire: Is this Purgatory?
red_shoes_jeff: THE END.
Leonhart321: Early Access
TimWinGame: fin
BusTed: Banger alert
monosceros: I guess adam got what he wanted
Tangsm: Now you all get to select new characters.
trilemma85: That was fun.
Tevildo: you are all ghosts
ArrestedHouse: HERE WE GO
wynternyghtynggale: the neightbor thought he did it because he had the matches
Fu4ow: thought the matches implicated him?
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chillmill1: Should've said nothing
monkeyrama: They brought it back PogChamp
eric_christian_berg: can't wait for the sequel!
kimmiekoneko: ok one less gruesome death and he wouldn't even be traumatized. 'tis just a scratch to the mental health
philippekav: DEATH!
RealGamerCow: katesGG
ZethRuss: should have chosen diffently ?
CleeKru: version 3!
HuskyStopSign: So that's the stream?
monosceros: oOooOOoOh deaaath
sendatou: oooooOOOoooh deeeee
Fu4ow: so... dream?
quasi79fu: I love this song and Intro
The_FlyingDutchman: benginDab
ashteranic: "well, that was the stream everyone. see you tomorrow for rhythm cafe"
hanzi_keat: everybody's dead Dave
RockPusher: Only player character was Ben's
thecanerdian: so I guess the pun is that you have...Little Hope? Of Survival?
denu55: lmao what
TheGTF: I'm sorry waht
sendatou: AHHAAHa
red_shoes_jeff: CALLED IT!
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Leonhart321: That pivoted hard
LordZarano: 🤟
eshplode: What a mood change
ArrestedHouse: weighing in at 250 pounds, THE CURATOR
monosceros: the COOLEST librarian
NoNane09: Has ben wheeler played the first of these before?
wench_tacular: jlrrCooltunes
RockPusher: (at least based on the names)
PerplexedPensive: CatJam
SnackPak_: \m/
ND_Ericson: uhm... this is silly and GREAT
TheGTF: this is a wrestling runway intro
TXC2: ArrestedHouse :D
gamercat88: wait is this the new man of medan?
CleeKru: or is this the same version as man of medan?
denu55: lol what is this intro
CaptainSpam: So, with his matches, he hung Tanya and impaled Dennis. Remember, kids, safety first!
BrowneePoints: I really do like this song though
knickknacksnackery: This part feels like Maid of Sker before the events of the game
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX banger alert
Laurence72 headbangs
SK__Ren: Getting some Hunt: Showdown vibes
kimmiekoneko: o brother
TehAmelie: is this Creed? come on
Mister_BlueSky: The is my wrestling intro
Despoiler98: slytqKnife slytqKnife slytqKnife
beowuuf: what is this, that i can see?
cdutson: honestly if this was an intro to an actual rock concert with this bowler-hatted man, this would be _pretty solid_
eshplode: \m/
Pinwiz11: I look forward to the dance mix
LackingSanity_: peter stormare > bowler hat man
CleeKru: Until Dawn version is WAY better!
v_nome: I think I would watch this TV show
otherguymikey: "sir? sir! your headphones came out your iPod is blaring from your trenchcoat"
floki4242: I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it until you said Creed
PerplexedPensive: catJam
chillmill1: it goes on so long
rocketjohn: ah, concerts ,i remember those
monosceros: I mean you *are* watching it :p @v_nome
denu55: lmao
Jack_Slack: I love Supermassive's stuff, but this is the most 90s thing ever
Tangsm: He needs a compass for a hallway?
TehAmelie: ooh, his name is GRAVES
cdutson: they take this shit really seriously
Mister_BlueSky: Sorry this is my HEEL wrestling theme.
Vergotterung: I seem to remember different people from the preview at the end of man of medan
sendatou: I love this. The cheese is delicious
monkeyrama: It's a neat idea to use different versions of the same song
ihopebobsclericdies: it's like Metallica and Sherlocke Holmes collaberated
cdutson: gotta respect it
BrowneePoints: Khemmis
djalternative: a motif
Jack_Slack: Like, this thing is 1000% some cheesy 90s network TV show
DeM0nFiRe: Weeeeeew
elah806: Of COURSE this band is named Khemmis
Dragonrun79: Lighting a match, too soon!
LetsConsider: So... chances on being able to save Megan or Tanya in the intro?
monosceros: his hair is great
adi_pie: Is that Dies Irae in the background?
Laurence72: there is NO WAY you light three candles that fast!!!
monkeyrama: looool, those responses
VmKid: The Dark Pictures was filmed in front of a disturbed studio audience.
IgorApp: Creed? That's why thew game is called Little Hope..
thecanerdian: He took a writing workshop, ok?
TehAmelie: Relic Hunter, but the relics are spoops
cgwonder: the curator looks like he's a member of the peaky blinders
thecanerdian: He's working hard!
SniHjen: 0% change of anything happening differently
andysoo89: Did we not learn anything about fire safety?
Austere_Squire: t was WW1 gas or something?
AranMathai: U.S., not the germans.
BrindleBoar: it was berserker-gas boat
beowuuf: chemicals making you see ghosts
Duwani1: Japanese had a superweapon
Jack_Slack: Wait, he welcomed you back? He didn't recognise me! Booo
Lord_ZYRK: corpse farts of MADNESS
asthanius: SarcophoGas
gualdhar: It IS a beta!
sendatou: LOL xd
monkeyrama: LUL
Eklinaar: It bugs me that this guy looks exactly like Robert Patrick but doesn't sound like him.
thecanerdian: bruh wants you to finish his manuscript and give you 10% of sales
sonic_danno: there are lamps, why the candle?
Decipio_stormblessed: The in-game volume is super low. =(
DeM0nFiRe: "Take this Twitter poll to decide what DLC we make"
wargodmogis: Ben, you can just say BG3
cdutson: we're going to play a game calls "yes and"
VmKid: The Twilight Zone.
nyquister_: *Baldur's Gate 3 enters the chat*
TehAmelie: my Darkplace
ritchards: about to enter... Silent Hill
BusTed: why does he need a candelabra with the lamp right there
CleeKru: and his hair is on fire
kimmiekoneko: behind this another door
TheGTF: So is this submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society?
TXC2: "a dimension of doors"
rasterscan: What?
CleeKru: well it should be
elah806: you are about to enter........a dimension of mouth
Squiglypig: This guy's face is much too old to have a body like that
monkeyrama: candles are much spookier
BusTed: like, the candelabra is literally obscuring a lamp
thecanerdian: "Infinite" number of directions
Austere_Squire: The horror was the friends we made along the way
denu55: right
LathosTiran: I'm confused, could you explain it again?
DeM0nFiRe: Why did he open to the middle of the book
HuskyStopSign: Infinite directions? Go left
Nigouki: "infinite" is a bit of an overstatement
djalternative: infinite choice
Fu4ow: @BusTed power outage due to high winds
beowuuf: but which path will you take...on the Scary Door
Dared00: "If the story is shit, it's your fault, not ours"
Jack_Slack: I mean if you believe this game is Silent Hill, yeah; it'll be way more disturbing
quasi79fu: roflmao
The_FlyingDutchman: I mean a circle is technicaly infinite
BusTed: oh, right Fu4ow
IgorApp: Love how Cori is the only one TRULY in the spirit here, playing in a haunted forest
Duwani1: That is 360 degrees on one plane
TheAwkes: He's technically correct.
otherguymikey: "there are an infinite number of choices for you to get to the same door"
denu55: creepy
A_Dub888: !findquote death
LRRbot: Quote #953: "Great! Here's your death ray! Blorp!" —Kathleen [2015-10-26]
Austere_Squire: Adam wants all the deaths
nyquister_: "We, the script writers, did not consult the developing team"
red_shoes_jeff: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Austere_Squire: I don't trust adam, does that count
Lord_ZYRK: Think with your FISTS
chillmill1: I like the idea he's just rapidly changing the direction he is looking
asthanius: I trust the Heart of the Cards
Spacecarl: Until you ran into the fire at the end, surew
andysoo89: benginTraitor
ArrestedHouse: so there is right answers
cgwonder: the 'breaing updated' and the compass imagery worked well for man of medan because of the setting but it would have been cool if they had altered those little things for the new setting of this game
thecanerdian: Hamlet? Really?
A_Dub888 trusts benginButt
jman413: yeah let's kill everyone!
AllTheWeasels: Sounds like there are right answers?
CururuGuasu: “The choices are yours, and yours alone!”
The_FlyingDutchman: Is he mansplaining dialog choices to us?
Pharmacistjudge: Polonius? really?
Solid_Fuel: that room look kinda cold in that light
Leonhart321: So Adam is killing everyone again
Traion: Adam is neither, he is capricious
NoNane09: Anthony sits at the top of the scoreboard with a KDR of 4:1
Tevildo: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #1696: "I don't want to be Graham Stark any more..." —Adam [2016-01-30]
Jack_Slack: "You little bussers missed the whole head vs. heart mechanic in the first game, so now we're hammering it in."
ReynardWrecca: He's exactly between Robert Patrick and Clancy Brown.
sendatou: lol the music XD
knickknacksnackery: Maybe the real best choices are the friends we'll make along the way
Karmegeddon: Whatever you say Fake Sean Bean
elah806: Why do people always quote the guy whose whole point was he talks in blustering empty quotables
A_Dub888: Ok Igor
asthanius: "latin chorus number 5"
PhoenixShaman: oh fortuna?
AranMathai: Lacrimosa.
RvLeshrac: Wow, spoilers.
Pharmacistjudge: Lacrimosa?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Sandstorm - Darude
Lord_ZYRK: Typically referred to as The Lacrimosa
Evochron13: Lacrimosa
wynternyghtynggale: you would reconise it from evanescence Ben
Jack_Slack: You gave us freaking hints in the first game, dude.
beowuuf: spoiler ben
accountmadeforants: Cat :D
BusTed: kitty
thecanerdian: Mozart Die. from the complete Mozart Jams.
chillmill1: cat!
cgwonder: kitty!
monkeyrama: Cat visions seabatPjorg
ContingentCat: Requiem for a Spoop
A_Dub888: KITTY
ButButTheJesus: KITTEH
quasi79fu: Kitttty
BrowneePoints: I got to sing this song with a full choir in College and it was AMAZING
TehAmelie: as i recall MofM the writing had a distinct feeling of "if we keep it almost completely featureless we don't have to write a bunch of wildly different things to cover all the different paths"
Jack_Slack: They never got better than Latin Chorus #3.
Eklinaar: Okay if we find a real kitty you must save it even if it means you all die.
beckett_brass: Ah yes, fun funerals
ArrestedHouse: put the fun in funeral
RockPusher: Putting the FUN in Funeral
Leonhart321: Have fun? At a funeral?
TheAinMAP: Just one funeral?
wench_tacular: just the one?
TXC2: "no that's German for the Mozart, the"
sonic_danno: are we crashing a funeral?
ritchards: putting the FUN in funeral!
Darleysam: fun-eral
djalternative: KIT 10
Blue_Anteater: Is the last game going to be about how this guy got cursed into this storytelling situation?
cdutson: i like that this guy hates that this is his job, because he wants to help but cant
sendatou: thanks Mr. Exposition
gamercat88: that guys has a booty
CaptainSpam: "There may be pictures, they may or may not do something good for you, maybe. You might find them possibly useful, in theory."
beowuuf: dancing with the corpse bride
asthanius: "Now That's What I Call Chanting: Vol 46"
nyquister_: "We have some early concept art that didn't make it into the game"
monkeyrama: Isn't... james's character dead? NotLikeThis
A_Dub888: Always so full of life funerals
cdutson: I actually find his character interesting
CururuGuasu: Thanks Olmec
baskwalla: Adam no
Dared00: Last time I was at a funeral, I learned how to play pool
quasi79fu: Birb
floki4242: it was a fire maybe they all fit in the Box
beowuuf: lrrWOW adam
niccus: that was so sad. siri play exposito
AWildTransgirlAppeared: At least most of them were already cremated.
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TehAmelie: bring out the troughin
rosesmcgee: No loose ends, the best kind of funeral
Basic_Human_Decency: praise the sun
chillmill1: Dark Souls?!
SeismicLawns: I arrived late to the curator's schpeal, how is this actually played?
CaptainSpam: Aaaaaaaaaand press F.
red_shoes_jeff: "All in this tiny box."
quasi79fu: Praise The Sun
Lord_ZYRK: The house already buried them. Just throw a headstone on top and call it a day
cgwonder: LUL
adi_pie: The family is together in one big chimeric homunculus.
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
orellien2773: Man, they really need to consider rescheduling funerals for non-rainy days.
wolgo: Exactly 5 umbrela's
TehAmelie: harsh, Lrrbot
Karmegeddon: Did you guys know C3PO has a silver leg
quasi79fu: Taylor
HuskyStopSign: Alright family number 2?
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
andysoo89: Where did all these people get the same umbrella?
Jack_Slack: SeismicLawns: QuanticDream/Telltale standard model. ;)
Dared00: "Learn how tennis pros are using Microsoft tech"
beowuuf: SeismicLawns: each player gets in turn a character in a's a mix of cut scene dialogue choices and walking around exploring
Duwani1: too loud ben
asthanius: monch that mic
SeismicLawns: ah the classic
ritchards: did Ben change the focus?
red_shoes_jeff: Please let's move away from the tinnitus sound.
Jack_Slack: How are you doing movie night online? I thought that was done for couch mode.
CaptainSpam: "Press one of a half-dozen Enter keys to continue."
asthanius: A/S/L Kappa
SeismicLawns: sounds like me
BusTed: Same actors.
Fu4ow: Shree Klime
EvilBadman: That had similar names
Austere_Squire: maybe you're their reincarnations
Lord_ZYRK: The bus to HECK
knickknacksnackery: @red_shoes_jeff thank you for saying something I really thought it was just me
DeM0nFiRe: Wait it WASNT the animals you named on the bus?
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant 「VENGA BUS」 Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
Korhalis: college student, anxious, detached, just 3 synonyms
monkeyrama: Overbearing OpieOP
electric_claire: Ben has never seen a prologue before
Jack_Slack: In the grand tradition of Dark Anthology: The tutorial is played with other characters.
Evochron13: because the names
circusofkirkus: college professor Adam seabatBRAIN
wench_tacular: overbearing? surely not
TehAmelie: i think the characters are self-applying those labels
AWildTransgirlAppeared: No echo on our end.
monkeyrama: wow
BrindleBoar: wow
Austere_Squire: screw you, john
Tevildo: BURN
Jack_Slack: Also, I now want one of those intros for myself and the whole LRR crew.
thecanerdian: Dear John: shut the hell up, man
BusTed: seabatYIKES
ButButTheJesus: YES ADAM YES
sendatou: I wish I could be defined by two characteristic. Introduction would be alot quicker xd
quasi79fu: Ouchie
ButButTheJesus: oh wait its wheeler
Earthenone: will she take you on?
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler picking his track early
kumatsu: Back off, I'll take you on?
Lord_ZYRK: Was the bus driver Charon WutFace
loadingreadyrun_go_stark: lrrFINE
HuskyStopSign: So is this the 70
Jack_Slack: JackSlack. Librarian. Lazy. Overbearing. Pretentious.
Karmegeddon: Youre in a maze, eyebrows
orellien2773: No signal, take a shot.
CaptainSpam: "The bus crashed. Nothing big."
TheAinMAP: The bus line is called "Ferryman"?
rosesmcgee: the bus line is Ferryman? that's not ominous
Mister_BlueSky: Headstrong to take on anyone?
Austere_Squire: Move immediately
thecanerdian: this better not be a purgatory vision / we dead the whole time twist
Austere_Squire: Purgatory
Austere_Squire: Oh
knickknacksnackery: why does every guy under 30 in this game look like John Mulaney?
Lord_ZYRK: Danny Phantom incoming
CururuGuasu: NFL clears him to play
rosesmcgee: @TheAinMAP glad I wasn't the only one
Earthenone: phones dont work in silent hill silly
Traion: God I hope we get an utter bs QTE that determines the ending by itself again in this
Austere_Squire: No, it's Silent Hill
Wormsbane: The phone
Ferisar: phone might as well be dead, lol
Fu4ow: lolol, they died in the fire and have to solve their relationship or smt
Jack_Slack: The Ghost Zone is the worst store at the mall.
Geekscience: no she means the phone
CaptainSpam: Wait, so lack of reception wipes all the icons off her home screen? That's a crappy phone.
adi_pie: Yeah\
Easilycrazyhat: This does give me some Langolier vibes
monkeyrama: YungBeej
electric_claire: Young Beej
beowuuf: she said dead, she is actual ghost like the rest
quasi79fu: Dammmmn Daniel
adi_pie: That's a Beej
SeismicLawns: College beej
enki1256: Holy.... yes.... like a young Beej.
TehAmelie: calling yourself "rational" is sort of like saying you're a saint
BusTed: Jason?
ContingentCat: Wow lrrBEEEJ
rocketjohn: that popped collar
Mister_BlueSky: Imagine that shirt is orange.
Questhere: buffbeej
VmKid: I thought he looked like Beej when he was on the character select screen
ANeMzero: Is this Beej's origin story?
TheAinMAP: @rosesmcgee Me too.
Austere_Squire: is she dead?
TehAmelie: a student of maturity
wynternyghtynggale: beej always prepared
Easilycrazyhat: "Angela's very mature for her age"
AWildTransgirlAppeared: She's only 48?
Traion: Beej wouldn't loose his phone
sonic_danno: is Daniel wearing sperrys?
ND_Ericson: mature content, everybody Kappa
EvilBadman: "Where's my everyday carry?!"
beowuuf: i wish it said 24
tru_boredom: Brendan is beej so is Daniel deej?
cgwonder: how do all these people know each other?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Angela clearly works in IT or customer service
NimrodXIV: such natural dialogue
CaptainSpam: Wait, John Flansburg, THAT'S who he reminds me of.
LetsConsider: How can you be abrasive and understanding
wildpeaks: she's anime-48
cgwonder: i thought they were just on a bus together...
asthanius: "Yeah, the bus flipped"
Kreiseler: calling a professor by their first name is weirder than calling your parents by their first name
monkeyrama: Looked real hard
Austere_Squire: she fell off a cliff in a bus crash and she's just like "I'm good, no worries"
chillmill1: he totally does look like Flansberg
rasterscan: Fucking subtle, game.
Tangsm: College life ages you hard. It's the dehydration.
TXC2: she looks like Elizabeth Warren
wynternyghtynggale: it was an Oh Dear
SnackPak_: Beej is the person I want with me if I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere
MadWolf1290: yes, take the trail. LUL
Geekscience: "d'oh" "a deer!" "a female deer!"
monosceros: it was a little girl in a deer in an elk in a moose
quasi79fu: lol mono
Leonhart321: A smaller deer packed into a deer like a Russian doll
ContingentCat: katesLol WOW
wolgo: Hopefully Beej is the killer.
adi_pie: Concussed is a weird name.
cgwonder: ooooooh this makes more sense now
monkeyrama: hahaha :)
Vergotterung: oh boy amnesia
Tevildo: hahaha
TheAwkes: Is it just me, or do these voices sound like they're Albertans trying to sound like they're from anywhere else?
cgwonder: nice joke john
ArkhamArchivist: Shouldn't you, not move people with a head injury?
quasi79fu: HI Concussed
Austere_Squire: i don't trust John. He has cult leader vibes
Lord_ZYRK: Good joke, teacher :)
A_Dub888: hahaha good joke professor
monkeyrama: oh no, qtes LUL
toenolla: deer in a creepy girl costume
Easilycrazyhat: Everyone dies
sendatou: Wheeler xd
MadWolf1290: at least he said "it wasn't on the syllabus"
andysoo89: I already don’t like John
Mister_BlueSky: Good joke teacher.
lirazel64: Y'know friends, I'm going to nope. I don't deal well with this, even with jokes added.
beowuuf: ben is popping off
Jack_Slack: I prefer to believe he is actually fine and is just messing with them.
trilemma85: Dislocated shoulder.
Earthenone: remember not clicking QTEs is a valid choice :)
HuskyStopSign: Oh is this a crash course in survival
Lord_ZYRK: seabatCHOICE
CururuGuasu: It was all a dream!
rosesmcgee: good to know the writing in this one holds up to the standard set by the last game...
TXC2: so long lirazel64 stay safe
beowuuf: lirazel64 lrrHEART
TehAmelie: take care
Seth_Erickson: this guy's a chess player for sure
Earthenone: died?
Seth_Erickson: our best move is to
Austere_Squire: or he was eaten by monsters
monkeyrama: Well then
CururuGuasu: That’s the opposite of what you should do
Easilycrazyhat: I thought the rule was wander aimlessly through the woods and start civilization anew
kimmiekoneko: aggreSive
JustNotAFox: No, this isn't left 4 dead
Blue_Anteater: he left us! he left us!
BusTed: Good point.
Austere_Squire: Yeah, Adam, so it's justified
Mister_BlueSky: Exactly.
beowuuf: he left us with...little hope....
BusTed: "You guys are getting paid?"
Earthenone: who is playing as fuzzy?
MadWolf1290: Andrew is the real MVP
SniHjen: well, would help if you weren't being a asshole
quasi79fu: I love Taylor
Jack_Slack: I preferred Chris Jericho's wrestling.
monkeyrama: Um
Austere_Squire: John leads a cult, i swear
TXC2: Guess so = no
Seth_Erickson: The illusion of choice seabatChoice
rasterscan: Strangled.
CleeKru: Andrew reminds me so of Sid from Toy Story
A_Dub888: Zombie
wargodmogis: Reincarnation, let's go
Lord_ZYRK: She made out with the bus
Geekscience: wait didnt Tayla get hanged
Seth_Erickson: seabatCHOICE
cgwonder: ooooooh neck bruises... from... a scarf?
monkeyrama: James the Genius
Blue_Anteater: big brain james
Geekscience: hung? hanged?
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
rasterscan: Wow. This game is not being subtle.
Austere_Squire: Reincarnations or Purgatory
elah806: I distinctly recognize Taylor's voice as Fliss from Man of Medan
NightValien28: oh god is james the brains of this operation?
monosceros: so the intro... meant... things? :O
nyquister_: Matchbox?
BrindleBoar: blair witch doll bottom right?
NimrodXIV: ew
Lord_ZYRK: Actively partying
Seth_Erickson: LUL
monkeyrama: wtfff LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote party
LRRbot: Quote #5083: "I just wanted you to stall so I could reunite the party..." —Dale [2018-06-18]
Easilycrazyhat: Rule 3: When lost in the woods, wander off after ever shiny object you see
PhoenixShaman: down on the rock
asthanius: James just lost all good-will
EvilBadman: @rasterscan seeing as 3/5 didn't catch that at first, is say it was subtlr
monosceros: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
wildpeaks: sir LUL
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Nigouki: all James know is HOLES
MadWolf1290: JAMES
SeismicLawns: i think it's the kiss pit
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote makeout
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
quasi79fu: make out hole?
Basic_Human_Decency: ah yes the hole Kappa
Geekscience: ah, yes, the surrogate mother and father figures, professor and Mature Student
ANeMzero: found a wickerman at the makeout hole
SniHjen: he is going to ignore it
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Not on the first date most of the time.
RockPusher: Make-out Hole sergeMoly
CaptainSpam: Ah, the makeout abyss.
Leonhart321: Classic Strawman Agruement
pseudo_panda: James plays minecraft, he assumes make out holes are a thing
rocketjohn: !findquote hole
Austere_Squire: Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy Points. We made out in a Hole
Telephoneline: make-out voodoo hole
ContingentCat: man teens are weird
DeM0nFiRe: 0<-<
AzureishDragoon: jlrrPit
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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trilemma85: The roadside makeout hole.
TehAmelie: seven minutes in heaven-hole
Seth_Erickson: That's horny jail BOP
Fu4ow: wickerman from the title screen
wench_tacular: jlrrCoolgame
red_shoes_jeff: James' hole, WAIT NO!
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta have something to practice on
chillmill1: ah yes, teen mating rituals
Solid_Fuel: its knerten
asthanius: You remember THAT but don't know who you are?
Austere_Squire: I though you didn't remember anything Andrew
Stoffern: "Youre nearly right, this is a creepy horror GAME were in"
AlliterateA: you see this lamp it has a shade that needs hanging
Geekscience: why is it just the skull, where's the rest of the rat?
ArkhamArchivist: John said that, not Andrew
rainbowmage42: On the next Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, Ian is going to make effigies for your next make out hole
SeismicLawns: Thank you Angela!
electric_claire: He even sounds like beej
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I feel that.
TXC2: "I'm not your guy, pal"
Traion: @asthanius that can actually happen with head injuries, only loosing very specific abilities or memories
cdutson: love that popped collar
rainbowmage42: I mean these clothes were custom made
monkeyrama: wow
circusofkirkus: holy shit
wildpeaks: daamn
Seth_Erickson: wow rude
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
sendatou: wooooow
Basic_Human_Decency: so mean to beej Kappa
cgwonder: wow angela sucks
quasi79fu: Gahd I Love Taylor
red_shoes_jeff: ARE you?
BusTed: Coming apart at the seams!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Guys is not a gender neutral term and I'll die on this hill.
Earthenone: yes, the GAME is at fault
Seth_Erickson: later
pseudo_panda: See ya!
cdutson: latesss
MadWolf1290: BYEEEEE
reallegitstreamer: k bye
otherguymikey: the signal fell out during the crash?
Lord_ZYRK: "That outfit probably costs more than you've earned in your life! Eat the rich, beeteedubs!"
DeM0nFiRe: bye! yogHey
andysoo89: Is it wrong for me to root for all of them to die?
quasi79fu: seeee yaaaaa
quasi79fu: Byyyyyyeeeeee
Fu4ow: the real treasure was the class consciousness we learned along the way
Lord_ZYRK: andysoo89 that's called "Team Adam"
Pteraspidomorphi: andysoo89: That's traditional!
BrindleBoar: andysoo89 no that seems like the play
sendatou: thats why I hate horror movies. Every character is a shit
Austere_Squire: Press X to Wit
SeismicLawns: angela is right in calling out using guys as a gender neutral term
cgwonder: was it say something or just saying that your 'wittiness' went up?
rasterscan: Why does Supermassive Games always make their character casts full of unlikable people?
BusTed: Absolutely unreadable.
DeM0nFiRe: It's a mystery, no idea what it says
monkeyrama: loooooool
PhoenixShaman: the mouce controlls seem garbage
BrindleBoar: illegible
Austere_Squire: I can read this pretty easy?
cdutson: the hell does that say
trilemma85: It's little readable.
ANeMzero: It's impossible
sendatou: xD
Seth_Erickson: I can't read this
monkeyrama: Totally unreadable
Lord_ZYRK: We'll never know what it said
reallegitstreamer: Would could that word be?
NimrodXIV: what does it say!
cdutson: I'm sure it's important
rainbowmage42: welocme to abandon hope... this seems safe
CururuGuasu: Subtle!
Geekscience: hey maybe she doesn't read so well
HuskyStopSign: I want to see the implied Big Hope
TXC2: no one can know what it says
pseudo_panda: What does it say????
wench_tacular: UNreadable
rosesmcgee: that's a command, do not read it
quasi79fu: Unreadable LOL
SeismicLawns: I think it says Hittite
TehAmelie: Little Ho*e
SnackPak_: It could be anything
josh___something: Who knows that says!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kimmiekoneko: this is what enigma was used for
Leonhart321: UN-READ-ABLE
ButButTheJesus: HOEL
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This entire stream is going to be the highlight reel.
Austere_Squire: We're gonna have to get the Rosetta Stone to translate this
ANeMzero: Welcome to Abandon Hole
quasi79fu: I think it might be Bittle? Rittle>>>
quasi79fu: I cant read it
ND_Ericson: it's cyrillic, reads as "NORE" Kappa
bluebuddhax converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
sendatou: ever heard about holes?
Lord_ZYRK: Welcome to young adult action thriller Holes
BrindleBoar: never gonna give hole up, never gonna let hole down
pseudo_panda: That's the name of the game!
wench_tacular: Adam working for the tourist board
ArrestedHouse: Abandon hole all ye who enter here
Jack_Slack: rasterscan: I mean the logic is presumably 'because then you want to kill them' but it's a bad idea.
FionasGotIT: I have a PhD in decryptology
beowuuf: a vacation not a vocation
kimmiekoneko: don't the amnesiac questions
SeismicLawns: as opposed to big hope
CAKHost: I though we were over holes?
Austere_Squire: most places are steeped in history
TXC2: steeped like a fine tea
CleeKru: he'S the Curator plot twist les go
cdutson: okay ben's character looks like the kid from toy story that ruined toys
otherguymikey: this place is literally sopping drenched in history
Seth_Erickson: LUL
rosesmcgee: tell discount Alec Baldwin to shut it
pseudo_panda: I read books!
Telephoneline: damn wow
sendatou: LOOOOOOOOL
Mister_BlueSky: No one's grafittid it with "butt"? 0/10
ButButTheJesus: that call
SeismicLawns: Wheeler is psychic
Lord_ZYRK: I rEaD bOoKs
Dragonrun79: The professor looks like Newman
quasi79fu: Omg callled it lol
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
knickknacksnackery: ok boomer
Austere_Squire: I kind of hate John a lot
JaysonMaxwell: Oh no, he's >that< kind of professor.
rainbowmage42: this game is so anti scholar.
pseudo_panda: So kill John at the first chance
SeismicLawns: "Have you even read a book, scrubs?"
Manae: Discount John Goodman sure is an ass
Fu4ow: cuz you be on that phone
beowuuf: adam 's character treats his students like adam treats twitch chat
wench_tacular: I think that's a stat change
sendatou: "I have my master unlike some" xd
wildpeaks: "when you were in the make out hole, I was studying the books"
EvilBadman: no, that was telling you are curious. it was a trait.
Ferisar: i think it might just be updating a trait
Goombill: Those aren't prompts, they pull up a menu to see your traits
Ferisar: not giving a prompt
Geekscience: i dont think its a prompt i think its like, a stat update
cgwonder: i don't think those are quick time events, i think they're saying you're traits have changed and you can press the middle button to open the menu. that's how it was in th other games
rainbowmage42: i was studying books unlike you chads!
Evochron13: it's a trait update
Jack_Slack: cgwonder is right.
Fu4ow: Taylor, best hair in Dark Pictures yet?
EvilBadman: you *can* see their stats with middle. mouse
Kiwijelly subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Kiwijelly: Happy Halloween! are the 'characters', the 'acting' and the 'plot' in this game as amazing as in the last one?
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ArcOfTheConclave: climb?
quasi79fu: Oh is no one else playing?
Halabast: Can't possibly walk around it
wench_tacular: your head?
TXC2: Fu4ow red head, so automatic yes
Pharmacistjudge: i'm the professor, i'm telling you to do crimes
Tangsm: Check the makeout hole for bolt cutters.
Metric_Furlong: A proffesor of crimes
quasi79fu: is it only wheeler?
Geekscience: surely there was a place for them to climb up along that trail
monkeyrama: There's barbed wire
Lord_ZYRK: ???????
Austere_Squire: is that how gates work
trilemma85: Nice fence breaking.
BrindleBoar: don't worry about it
CleeKru: well
beckett_brass: That worked, some how.
Tevildo: eazy
cdutson: it's fine
AranMathai: Popped the chain.
wildpeaks: witchcraft
ButButTheJesus: nnnnnope
TXC2: congrats, thats breaking and entering
sonic_danno: it broke the chain?
ContingentCat: because Physics
CururuGuasu: Torque!
Dragonrun79: Physics at its finest
rainbowmage42: i am the law!!
Easilycrazyhat: John sucks
wynternyghtynggale: its probably rusty as hell
A_Dub888: !findquote democracy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Nigouki: Remember to VOTE
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thecanerdian: reincarnated Dad suuuuucks
nyquister_: He is the Prof on the Field Trip
NimrodXIV: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
sendatou: "ThAtS wHaT iM tAlKiNg AbOuT"
Jack_Slack: He _is_ a dick.
Easilycrazyhat: "Yeah...ANGELA">.>
SeismicLawns: which means angela should decide?
Geekscience: what a dick
wench_tacular: YTA
TXC2: "some are more equal then others"
elkae: OK boomer
knickknacksnackery: John sus
enki1256: Beeeeeej, still, so much Beeeeej
otherguymikey: don't mean to brag but SOME of us are more mature than others *cough*
sendatou: god can we stop being dicks for a second
Lord_ZYRK: BOOmer lrrSPOOP
LathosTiran: perhaps middle mouse recalls the notifications?
Seth_Erickson: they were forcing the two gates opposite of each other it would eventually break the chain if enough is energy used but probably not so easily
monkeyrama: oh daaang
quasi79fu: ok boooomer
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: What the fuck, Angela?
rasterscan: What the fuck?!
Lord_ZYRK: These people SUCK
ContingentCat: jlrrDang
ANeMzero: She literally just stood up for herself :|
monkeyrama: So we get em all killed, right
NimrodXIV: do all these people suck?
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Leonhart321: She did, you're just a botch
Sarah_Serinde: I forgot what awful people the characters in these games tend to be...
TXC2: ok can we fucking chill ? : p
CleeKru: I'm so glad i got popcorm
Seth_Erickson: we're all adults btw
Austere_Squire: I want to find a way to like this old lady
cdutson: missin prompts here
rainbowmage42: all these people have been so likable so far /s
Solid_Fuel: these people are mean to each other
GDwarf: Every game made by these devs consists solely of a group of people who hate each other for poorly-explained reasons
jman413: also isn't the best way to be found is to stay in one spot and not move around?
HuskyStopSign: Don't these people know each other from like the college?
chillmill1: A banana?
SniHjen: you made them like this
otherguymikey: this must have been the bus to the *ssh*le convention
pseudo_panda: Angela: "Some of us are more adult than others, also you are a little bitch"
snowmonkey99: So... surely we can't kill off Beej right?
ArrestedHouse: the dream
AlliterateA: no cori give in to the B!
sendatou: Hold on, what's the other option then go into town?
Lirelent: wow, can we just kill them all now?
Geekscience: man this guy needs to learn how to read the room
beowuuf: can everyone just lrrEFF already and get it over with? ll this tsundere shit isn't getting them to safety
wench_tacular: ya had to make it weird!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
andysoo89: Splitting the party sounds like a great idea!
red_shoes_jeff: Aaaaaand DED.
CleeKru: well that was quick
BusTed: 🌫
Geekscience: mobius road
Halabast: Oh look Silent Little Hill Hope
Easilycrazyhat: Angela sucks
DeM0nFiRe: Can we kill Angela first? LUL
monkeyrama: LUL
Earthenone: what?!
sendatou: XD
reallegitstreamer: What. A...
Tangsm: I'm just picturing them setting up a set of those pay to use binoculars at the top of the makeout hole.
chillmill1: LUL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
RockPusher: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
trilemma85: It's v. difficult to walk in a straight line on the road.
Basic_Human_Decency: very beej
quasi79fu: LOL
ContingentCat: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #2713: "Beej! Time to scrub your balls!" —Cameron [2016-06-01]
rainbowmage42: wrap around game physics.
pseudo_panda: Hand holding???
chillmill1: romantic <3
LathosTiran: why was this group on a bus?
ritchards: what? what you not seen dimensional recursions before?
Lord_ZYRK: Checkmate Flat-Earthers
jessieimproved: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:46.
Easilycrazyhat: "Trapped! Like a moth, in a bath!"
cdutson: wow from zero to 100 here
JustNotAFox: if they're walking straight why do they keep coming back on the same side of the road?
wargodmogis: Maybe they didnt survive the crash?
TXC2: this people clearly don't watch Sci fi
notthepenguins: the devil, duh
philippekav: it's a very small planet
HuskyStopSign: Yeah you can't split the party
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Squiglypig: The evil spirits do not want them to split the party
NimrodXIV: buddy system
rainbowmage42: everybody hold hands
asthanius: They're screen-wrapping like Pac-Man
sendatou: oh for fuck sake
Geekscience: shut up angela jeez
Easilycrazyhat: Angela and John tied for worst
quasi79fu: The Fog physics
Ferisar: bUT thaT'S IMpOssiBLE
Austere_Squire: John leads a cult so he has to pretend to be lkable
beowuuf: angela displaying the full range of understanding as mentioned in her character bio
cdutson: isn't this literally from a twilight zone
rosesmcgee: least favorite in a hard fought battle among unlikable characters
Austere_Squire: Angela is just kinda... mean
CleeKru: Daniel is not bod
Makrosian_Tae: A "little" odd
BusTed: You could play catch with yourself.
Lord_ZYRK: You heard it here, kids. Concussions are cool CoolCat
NotCainNorAbel: so Groundhog's Day
trilemma85: Great, now we'll never be able to return to our favourite makeout hole.
quasi79fu: If anyone has seen the movie The Fog you would understand what the Fog is doing
Mister_BlueSky: The game hasn't loaded any more assets yet guys hold on.
sendatou: srxly they are all unlikable
Jack_Slack: That was _entirely_ my reaction too, Wheeler.
CleeKru: Horror BINGO
TXC2: cdutson this is a sci fi staple
Nigouki: "We're in a video game!"
fastlane250: I’m starting not to care about what happens to any of these people myself
beowuuf: ben's character might be less shitty becaise he made all the non-adam decison during the fire :p
Austere_Squire: Maybe we've been dead for 20 years...
ArrestedHouse: thank you jordan peterson
ritchards: I'm not sure about that
rainbowmage42: thats what the people in LOST thought
toenolla: more than a little...a LITTLE HOPE
Easilycrazyhat: Just watched Ben's character's actor in Midsommar and..yeah, he's a jackass
EvilBadman: I'm gonna science this shit!
Halabast: Alive and arguing more like
Seth_Erickson: well not a one of you is kicking Kappa
Geekscience: horror solved with FACTS and LOGIC
elah806: "I'm a professor. That means I want to logic everything"
Solid_Fuel: nope i am dead
DeM0nFiRe: HOPE is a FELING, so facts don't care about little hope
BlueMechanic: Who goes on a field trip for creative writing?
Magnifisquatch: Weird question and totally out of nowhere but has anyone here tried Huel meal replacements?
pseudo_panda: Nevermind: John is the worst
TXC2: "don't put that on me Ricky bobby!"
Lord_ZYRK: "reads books" aka Calvin and Hobbes
Kreiseler: wait wait...were on a field trip for a creative writing class?
JustNotAFox: are we sure this is little hope? that sign said [unreadable] abandon hope
AranMathai: Did anyone else hear a little distortion when he raised his voice?
monkeyrama: Always an option 👀
monosceros: whomever spoke last is the worst
Geekscience: ah yes, remain neutral
Austere_Squire: Anyone
Lord_ZYRK: How can it be real if our eyes aren't real
andysoo89: Why are college students in a creative writing class going on a field trip?
sendatou: yay Ben
chillmill1: he's Ben
NoNane09: Andrew will be first to die
nyquister_: Plot anchor
thecanerdian: yah, he's right, this is Little Hope, not Maximum Douche
asthanius: These people are all SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
rainbowmage42: rhyming
Lord_ZYRK: andysoo89 going to a pen factory Kappa
kimmiekoneko: @andysoo89 you need to be able to write in a field if you want to get anywhere in this profession
PMAvers: Well, if you kill everyone else, you won't come back to the group when you walk away.
Dared00: "let's be logical" oh no, he's a Redditor
Thandres: i throw up a little everytime that professor talks D:
TXC2: how is that logical?
NotCainNorAbel: The fog wants a sacrifice. I choose...
Geekscience: The real spoops were the friends we made along the way
monkeyrama: Lady please
Ferisar: but who was in electical
Mister_BlueSky: Or so you think...
ritchards: I am MOVING my mouth EMPATICALLY
Geekscience: also dont buses have 2-way radios
monkeyrama: you sided with him from the beginning
sendatou: just go to town
sendatou: jeez
pseudo_panda: This town surrounded by mysterious fog is our only hope
DipneaDragon: The circle is closing in
EvilBadman: they can't get back to the bus anyways
ArkhamArchivist: If you ask me, the logical step is to simply enter Silent Hill
NoNane09: where I live, all of those school buses have CB radios on them
Jack_Slack: Why does it pain her? She's agreed with him the whole time!
DipneaDragon: Only one can remain
JaysonMaxwell: I dunno, I think I'd lose it as "be logical" in response to >MagicFog<
Austere_Squire: helluva hikcey
Tandtroll_OG: !uptime
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Mister_BlueSky: Damm Daniel eek.
ContingentCat: so zoomie
SniHjen: the game told you, you can double click
DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
monkeyrama: Kitty PogChamp
cgwonder: kitteh!
Austere_Squire: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
fragilepaper: KITTY
ButButTheJesus: kitteh!
ContingentCat: katesLoaf
Austere_Squire: Pet cat
wildpeaks: nimlotSatan_WH
sendatou: black kitty
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Kitty!
wench_tacular: kitty
trilemma85: Can you pet the cat?
Seth_Erickson: go to the cat
Austere_Squire: 10/10 cat, pet
sonic_danno: not cats paintings
TXC2: are cats also save points in this game?
Austere_Squire: screw daniel, pet cat
ContingentCat: going towards cats is a good life strat
Fu4ow: so far much less interesting than Man of Medan
Jack_Slack: Oh, _that's_ why the neck injury.
cgwonder: it's okay beej, i mean daniel is coming with you
MacSquizzy: Ben playing 3rd impostor here
Jack_Slack: I made different choices and the neck injury made no sense for me!
Stoffern: He was talking about pictures, not cats
monkeyrama: lol James
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Easilycrazyhat: Beej is buff
eshplode: No acknowledgement of the backtracking at all
Traion: I mean in a crisis I'd follow Beej too
ArcOfTheConclave: Cubajj Witches?
NimrodXIV: I never want to hear that again
PixelArtDragon: I think you might be walking in circles!
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monosceros: young supple beej
Fu4ow: @Jack_Slack damn, that sucks
elah806: That's not news James
monkeyrama: Nice dumper
FlyboyZeb: toxic work environment
niccus: the fog turns them back because the camera changed
pseudo_panda: James just saying what we're all thinking
andysoo89: That is work place sexual harassment
PMAvers: Oh, there's a telephone there. Ring ring it's Jessica.
kimmiekoneko: i want to get out of this dimensional loop, but i'M dummy thicc...
Easilycrazyhat: Beej doesn't want to die a virgin
asthanius: "She knows we both eat people"
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Earthenone: maybe they are crimin
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe they're plotting her death
notthepenguins: maybe shes onto their drug running
PixelArtDragon: Has anyone else commented on those TEETH in this game?
EvilBadman: Angela gonna vent them
rainbowmage42: What kind of college trip was this?
sendatou: how is this a big deal?
otherguymikey: how long were these people on this bus together
Halabast: Suddenly 1950s morals
Geekscience: thats a red flag for sure
thecanerdian: @otherguymikey presumably since they died in the opening sequence
Seth_Erickson: To the Make Out Hole PogChamp
BusTed: Never. Ever.
monkeyrama: Oh dear
Flyingdelorion: Now Kiss
asthanius: We just got rolled
jessieimproved: well that's too bad
pseudo_panda: Has this become Now Kiss?
CleeKru: well one of you will die
trilemma85: Can't smooch, Ben. We are nowhere the makeout hole.
Questhere: narrator: he did
TehAmelie: never gonna run around
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Yikes
wench_tacular: high bar
Lirelent: awww silly kids
ContingentCat: oh no 100% is a lot
notthepenguins: Either this is secret incest or these people need to join the 21st century
SniHjen: they were waiting for you...
Khalahd: I need to trust you. Kill them all for me.
Tangsm: "Honestly, I'm just embarrassed that you pop the collar on your polos."
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
rainbowmage42: well that wasnt ominous
Eklinaar: Oh good, dealing with insecurity poorly
TXC2: 22: I need the perfect man 32: you'll do
Seth_Erickson: Adam's turn Pog
monkeyrama: Adam's in charge, time for everyone to die
red_shoes_jeff: "... They know we were like five feet from them that whole conversation, right?"
PMAvers: Wellp, and now they all die.
otherguymikey: @thecanerdian the plot thickens!
cgwonder: time to watch everyone die
pseudo_panda: Time to be the worst person ever!
beowuuf: adam, you have ~10 mins to get them all killed, go
ritchards: Ah, the Harbinger!
Mister_BlueSky: Oh no.
BusTed: Time to break some hearts and ruin some relationships.
TehAmelie: prepare for Guy Who Thinks He's Above Emotion Man
NotCainNorAbel: do you server burgers?
Easilycrazyhat: Sweet! Billiards!
rainbowmage42: is there a room to rent in your inn for some adventurers?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @ritchards I was just about to say that lol Love that movie.
BrindleBoar: oh it's uhhhh the boyfriend from the prologue
sonic_danno: sir your snooker table appears broken
EvilBadman: You can't do the record scratch if there is no music , you Mook,
BrindleBoar: Vincent?
quasi79fu: Praise The Sun
jessieimproved: mind if I push some balls around for the first time in my life?? lrrBEEJ
SniHjen: that question makes no sense
Lord_ZYRK: huehuehuehuehue
denu55: and how would he know who your bu driver is!??!
sendatou: is he war machine?
LackingSanity_: Is this the boyfriend from the flashback?
monkeyrama: Secretly Ben's turn
Lord_ZYRK: Weather sure is weird haha amirite bar patron
rasterscan: It does seem like Don Cheadle
Kiwijelly: AGH! A person of color... wait what?
ritchards: story checks out
jessieimproved: This is getting a real Silent Hill vibe
Fu4ow: "it's purgatory, bro"
thecanerdian: I'm ALL shook up, uh huh huh.
asthanius: Hi Vince
BusTed: I feel pretty shook up
Easilycrazyhat: Vince seems nice
PixelArtDragon: We're all shook up
Geekscience: jesus angela stop being so negative all the time
chillmill1: Is it a large thimble?
Seth_Erickson: the professor doesn't look all that shooken to be honest
rainbowmage42: alcohol is very bad for someone who is concussed
denu55: no!
pseudo_panda: Snap choice
TXC2: gonna get TURNT!
cgwonder: nooooo adam
NimrodXIV: Adam's playing now!
SnackPak_: drinks all around
Halabast: Weak Adam!
monkeyrama: welp
ButButTheJesus: shots!
thecanerdian: drinking killed Professor Dad in the first place!
wench_tacular: reckless locked in
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rainbowmage42: he is cursed to sit there for all eternity drinking from that bottle
SniHjen: could you press middle mouse button, to see what this relationship/trait chart is about?
Geekscience: ah yes, answer every question with a question
NimrodXIV: yeah, he's getting drunk
Kiwijelly: the twist is everybody's dead, calling it now
asthanius: Playing darts in the back
TetraRay: they are playing darts in the back lol
Seth_Erickson: They're playing darts back there
TXC2: ah they found the darts
monkeyrama: He's... right there
monkeyrama: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: "It was my turn to feed the people chained up in the basement, and figured I might as well grab a drink."
CompletelyUnsure: Have they found who has that sobrity chip yet?
denu55: guys he can hear you!
tru_boredom: everyone should act exactly like the corresponding characters from the prologue, I'm sure nothing bad happens if they just act like their predecessors
trilemma85: Playing darts in the background? Someone's getting stabbed.
BusTed: "I can wicked still hear you."
wench_tacular: he can hear you
PixelArtDragon: Do you have a ouiji board? I hear that can contact the Outside world too
monkeyrama: Oh yessss
red_shoes_jeff: "I'm. SITTING. RIGHT next to you."
asthanius: This guy sucks
BusTed: Who's ready for some QTEs.
wildpeaks: yesss
beowuuf: everyone is in andrew's head, he's in a coma after fire?
sendatou: yesss
ANeMzero: It's time to get good at darts
Lord_ZYRK: I could have a darts
Ferisar: "ya know kids i used to be pretty good at sfv back in the ol 2020"
rainbowmage42: playing cricket?
nyquister_: Mini-game
EvilBadman: welcome to your aiming tutorial
Kiwijelly: standing around talking about the guy minding his own business... freaking white people
elah806: It's TIIIME to get good at DARTs
ContingentCat: time for darts
TXC2: time for the darts minigame
monkeyrama: Nice form
ruscobrog: It's the tutorial.. :(
CleeKru: first death?
Orgmastron: Darts is the QTE tutorial
jessieimproved: oh god
Kumakaori: oh cripes it's another one of these XD;.
wildpeaks: we're gonna hit someone, aren't we
beowuuf: he's had a drink, so is on optimum drinking level
beowuuf: np
RockPusher: Video game darts‽ Somebody summon Ian! lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
monosceros: dart beej in the eye
BusTed: Ol' Gil's still got it.
Blue_Anteater: @CompletelyUnsure I'm guessing it's John, based on how he acted after drinking
monkeyrama: That's the tide pearl voice
TXC2: double 20 is how you finish, it's tripple 20 you want to start with
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing says "cool" to the youth like darts
kimmiekoneko: are you winning, dad?
rainbowmage42: i thouht darts as an olympic sport now
Despoiler98: We got an active gamer here
quasi79fu: Randyh Savage is that you?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow can we kill all these characters
Eklinaar: Wow Adam, what a good Tom Waits impersonation
ruscobrog: Dude's popping off right now.
Lord_ZYRK: Actively gaming seabatPjorg
monkeyrama: Cool Game
Austere_Squire: Adam,you're great but oh my god, i hope he dies
Ferisar: this guy sucks, lmao
Ferisar: it's so good
ButButTheJesus: this guy SUCKS
TXC2: rainbowmage42 it sure ain't
LackingSanity_: lol let me just dunk on my girlfriend real quick
NimrodXIV: is Beej hitting on Adam?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
chillmill1: "this ol cat got some spry in his eye"
SnackPak_: that checks out
lithuasil: This is what the Youff (tm) like
CururuGuasu: Booze gives him power!
Traion: These games are so amazingly terrible
elah806: what the fuck is anything these kids are doing
asthanius: I'm here to shoot darts and chew bubblegum
denu55: @Traion yes
red_shoes_jeff: It's time to CHEW DARTS.
sonic_danno: I'm here to play darts and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass
Leonhart321: I'm here to kick ass and play darts
Lirelent: adam is... rreally good at that voice
elah806: I'm here to kick darts and play ass
SK__Ren: Prof. Duke Skookum
monosceros: are we having commercial breaks every hour today or?
CleeKru: this ist trashy but so far way better than man of medan
BusTed: Flip! That! Prop!
rainbowmage42: hes reading it upside down
TXC2: Gray Power Taylor move over Kappa
Halabast: (Unreadable)
Kiwijelly: so i cleaned my room over quarantine and now I don't have enough hoarded junk to put together a last minute costume
PixelArtDragon: Later we're totally going to find someone killed by a thrown dart
sendatou: Macho Man is good at darts
LackingSanity_: Donnie's sports emporium is closing? oh no
RockPusher: flip it flipways!@
Lord_ZYRK: A gamer's greatest nemesis: newsprint
ArcOfTheConclave: local buses returned
elkae: Come on, flip it, gamer
Lord_ZYRK: His wrist is tired from that INTENSE darts
monkeyrama: Uuuuuuuuh
asthanius: UNREADABLE
Goombill: There's a backside you're missing of the newspaper
Ferisar: sorry, unreadable
SnackPak_: rip me
eshplode: Print screened
Jack_Slack: You do want to flip everything.
Austere_Squire: do it, you cowards
rainbowmage42: darts scores from last tournament
Seth_Erickson: yeah sorry unreadable
monkeyrama: Unreadable indeed
Evochron13: try turning the other way
ND_Ericson: unreadable, got it
1y1e: everyone remember one number each
monosceros: welp guess I'm banne
wench_tacular: everyone take a number
DeM0nFiRe: I think... I think it says 7
quasi79fu: im banned then
otherguymikey: it really is adams turn isn't it lol
Halabast: Weak wrists!
wench_tacular: 111
Lord_ZYRK: Ban me daddy
Evochron13: try the other way
saucemaster5000: the unreadable part says "little"
rasterscan: I think it said that Parsec was cursor screen locked
PhoenixShaman: the items are def flippable
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL screenshotted
monosceros: ban me, bud
rasterscan: So Parsec might be stopping you
therealkenm135: the only thing john is good at is darts
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK no,
TinoDidriksen: Probably a Parsec issue. See if Ben can flip it.
accountmadeforants: saucemaster5000 LUL
monkeyrama: Almost got there
SniHjen: stop being dumb
Orgmastron: There should be a way to flip it
BusTed: hhnnnngh
SniHjen: it's not funny
sendatou: why wont you flip it
ContingentCat: this guys such a wanker you'd think he'd have stronger wrists
lithuasil: But can you hit the dartboard with these papers?
baskwalla: Hey, my birthday
SnackPak_: This is just like Adam Banks in D2
HuskyStopSign: He's tired from all that darting
monkeyrama: Ben's here to flip everything
asthanius: used all his wrist-strength on darts
LackingSanity_: ben is the flipmaster
wench_tacular: Ben's wrist works better
Seth_Erickson: if we work together we can flip this newpaper
ArrestedHouse: flip god ben
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
cgwonder: teamwork makes the dream work!
monkeyrama: looool
wildpeaks: flip us daddy
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eshplode: Flipmaster Ben
kumatsu: Ben flips us up where we belong
sendatou: XD
monosceros: Ben is the graying tower alone in the sea
quasi79fu: wow Roflmao
TXC2: Kumakaori :D
ButButTheJesus: katesLol katesLol katesLol
SniHjen: 1979
Nigouki: wait a minute, that ashtray is a flat texture!
andysoo89: Ben flipping all of us
rainbowmage42: were there any ballon holding clowns in that picture?
BusTed: PogChamp
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: Flipmaster Incoming
wildpeaks: gogcomSpoopy
jessieimproved: where do I sign up
ANeMzero: It's weird how all the important stuff on these pieces of paper just happened to end up face down
fragilepaper: Hey @BusTed o/
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP_SG
Jack_Slack: Ben flips houses, cars, and everything.
kimmiekoneko: i read the backsides of books
Leonhart321: And play darts
Vergotterung: another one in the corner
Makrosian_Tae: seabatBRAIN
Seth_Erickson: there was a door back there to open
Vergotterung: looked like
rainbowmage42: thought he was having a heart attack
rasterscan: Thought he was having a heart attack
wench_tacular: gotta hit the hay
monkeyrama: loooooooooooooooooooool
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
BusTed: *tap*
Traion: Acting!
Austere_Squire: This guy SUCKS
Lord_ZYRK: *light plap*
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
trilemma85: Ben, can you flip Vince over so we know we got everything out of him.
CleeKru: *wuk*
TXC2: "agresvise"
quasi79fu: Omg I dead
cgwonder: thunk
ButButTheJesus: I'M ANGY
Geekscience: wow its like im watching Friday Nights /s
sendatou: Ben shut up
quasi79fu: I m dead with laughter
ReynardWrecca: He am Grumpim'n.
Kiwijelly: ACAB
TXC2: that was the middle class white anger I've ever seen :p
SniHjen: "be true to yourself" so, you are really just a bunch of assholes
RvLeshrac: Bad Cop/Worse Cop
DeM0nFiRe: Good cop dart coop
ArrestedHouse: operator give me the number for 911
PixelArtDragon: Good cop/Weak cop
RockPusher: Sir. Sir! We don't allow that kind of language on our telephone!
Lord_ZYRK: Colonel, I'm trying to express my anger, but the clap of this table keeps alerting no one
nyquister_: Ad break needed?
Leonhart321: Bad Cop/A Cop
rasterscan: Ghost Toilet would be a pretty great name for a garage band
monosceros: speaking of ghost toitlet, I need to use one, when's the break LUL
Seth_Erickson: That door over there is interactable
ButButTheJesus: wut barrrrr
kumatsu: we are the barrr creeeeeew
Geekscience: so did these homies not bring any luggage or was this guy planning on sleeping in a suit
ButButTheJesus: oh, this barrrrr
HuskyStopSign: x to start dropping bars
Jack_Slack: So who's Shamus and who's Cesaro?
monkeyrama: So helpful LUL
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MFT_Manny: wow 13 months. time sure has flown by.
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chesul: rasterscan nah, it's pretty shitty. XD
EvilBadman: hrngh what's a door doing here?
Lord_ZYRK: Is this when Pyramid Head shows up?
PhoenixShaman: the bells. the bells
kumatsu: come on gang, let's split up and look for buses
DAC169: aipOMG I barely missed anything! yay! aipOMG
Kiwijelly: wow. this game... just fails at any sense of tension
ArkhamArchivist: Unfortunately, there's.. Little Hope
rasterscan: Is he gonna hunt us with darts now?
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Juliamon: You "slapped" a table
Pteraspidomorphi: You tried to piss people off
monkeyrama: You drank and had Ben flip stuff for you LUL
Seth_Erickson: You played a sweet game of darts
EvilBadman: you drank and played darts. that's the dream
Makrosian_Tae: You got to play darts!
quasi79fu: it is known that mouse and keyboard for this game is wonky...Controllers is better so far...there is supposed to be a patch sooon to smoooth it out.... Is what I heard Yesterday when I watched someone else stream this game @LoadingReadyRun
ButButTheJesus: peetime!
Lord_ZYRK: You got to party like it's 6PM on a Tuesday
TXC2: !break
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wynternyghtynggale: time to make dinner!
ContingentCat: time to cycle the fluids
Fu4ow: at this point in Man of Medan they were exploring a plane wreck
Ba_Dum_Tish: We have Little Hope of this game getting better
TXC2: right chat I'm off
rainbowmage42: 2 more weeks til the Desert Bus starts rolling guys!!
RockPusher: 'night TXC2 sergeModLove
beowuuf: night txc2!
sendatou: you got interopted by Ben repeatedly
CompletelyUnsure: Well, I'm going to meet my quarentine pod for DnD, see y'all opn the VOD
monkeyrama: SEe ya @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
NightValien28: TXC2 good by off, I am dad
Jack_Slack: I will say that I was _much_ more impressed by Man of Medan. That said, it _does_ improve.
PixelArtDragon: So when do we start partying like fucking pornstars?
Jack_Slack: PixelArtDragon: GOD I'd forgotten that line, thanks.
Kiwijelly: @Jack_Slack ... that fills me with- Little Hope
wynternyghtynggale: @PerplexedPensive when they play the theme song again
wynternyghtynggale: wrong @ sorry
The_Quiet_Alestain: Ugh! That line. I remember. :)
TehAmelie: let's get some proper horror game in while we have time
monkeyrama: Is Diable 2 back on the menu?
accountmadeforants: Kiwijelly You mean it fills you with (unreadable) Abandon Hope, right?
quasi79fu: I willl say what i saw yesterday this game is definitly a improvement of Man of Medan.. but with some flaws I dont want to spoil as of yet
PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie What evil has been wrought?!
Kiwijelly: I'm just amazed they managed to make the characters just as unlikeable. I assumed that was an accident last time
red_shoes_jeff: Alright, I got a horror game of my own in a bit, gonna grab some dinner first. Night y'all, don't die any more!
TehAmelie: it's a-me, Mario
quasi79fu: Mario? Where is Peach?
Tevildo: !quote james
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Jack_Slack: @Kiwijelly I actually kind of liked the Man of Medan characters for the most part.
NotCainNorAbel: ahhh kill it with fire
Jack_Slack: @Kiwijelly This time, less so
quasi79fu Is Burned alice
quasi79fu: Wait ooops type
quasi79fu: typo
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie GAH
Kiwijelly: I mean, if you make them flawed but likable there's your tension and reason to replay, even if the game is janky
thecanerdian: so I guess the idea is this is the weird purgatory for the characters from the opening scene who died in the fire? And have to overcome their "sins?" Like dad's drinking?
quasi79fu: Taylor and Daniel are my faovirte characters
Izandai: Bruned Alice sounds like an Alice in Wonderland OC who is the subject of a Tumblr askblog.
ButButTheJesus: oh, may i also suggest this
Izandai: Just Alice except she's like on fire or something. And probably edgier.
Fu4ow: @thecanerdian I'd actually guess it's more mundane given the series' history
Jack_Slack: @Kiwijelly Yeah, definitely. The idea that you should make your horror protags unlikable so you cheer for them to die is just flat wrong.
quasi79fu: I cant wait till we get to the meat of the story and see how everyone reacts
Kiwijelly: that works in black comedy, not so much in horror
Izandai: That's probably a bleed from the slasher genre, where you want your victims (and nominal protagonists) to be unlikable so the audience can root for them to get slaughtered.
TehAmelie: i'm afraid these writers didn't actually try to do that. it reads as "realistic" and "flawed" characters to me
rainbowmage42: maybe the protagonists are going to get some major character development in this game so they become more likable
Kiwijelly: hah
Kiwijelly: with these writers?
quasi79fu: hahhahah
Vergotterung: lol
thecanerdian: The problem with "unlikable" female characters as meat fodder in slashers is that for years the "unlikable" trait was "how dare they enjoy sex"
Jack_Slack: @Izandai Absolutely; it's where it comes from. But it also robs games of tension, because tension comes from wanting them to survive.
monkeyrama: Oh hey
monkeyrama: Now Cori's a pumpkin PogChamp
quasi79fu: Uhhhh
Izandai: @Jack_Slack Yeah, it's a tonal mismatch for sure.
quasi79fu: Cori????
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TehAmelie: Cori is the pumpkin king now!
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
ruscobrog: Great lighting on that pumpkin
FlyboyZeb: That ray tracing though
Pteraspidomorphi: If you wear it on your head endermen won't attack you
Jack_Slack: I'm still in adbreak purgatory, nooooo
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
monkeyrama: LUL
Traion: Careful with that Cori, the Scarecrow Union came for James earlier
MadmanOreo: lrrCORI_PM Cool technology! lrrCORI_PM
monosceros: is the audio choppy or are my earphones dying
Izandai: @thecanerdian Either that or "how dare they not enjoy sex"
PixelArtDragon: If only there was some phrase that could describe how neat this technology is
Pteraspidomorphi: The audio is not choppy
thecanerdian: @Izandai ugh, for real
monkeyrama: This bar had darts PogChamp
Kiwijelly: eh, it varies. that's definitely the idea people have of slashers but it's more that it's hard to enjoy a dumb slasher if you have a lot of sympathy for the characters also we need to make five of these this weekend the studio said so
quasi79fu: Ding dong
sendatou: no kidding
monosceros: my earphones are dying, got it
rainbowmage42: black cat bar: Worst Cat Cafe ever.
cgwonder: i like the little ears poking out of the top of the logo
toenolla: "old" he was like 38
Nuurgle: I like that Adam dressed up as James for Halloween, and James dressed up as Adam
wildpeaks: and we didn't even get to pet a kitty, that bar has false advertising
Jack_Slack: BibleThump100 For spoops
Austere_Squire: we can go ANYWHERE
kimmiekoneko: so the cat is the owner of the bar
wench_tacular: omens
monkeyrama: Uuuuh
Easilycrazyhat: You shouldn't flip yourself on stream, Ben
quasi79fu: Flipmaster
Austere_Squire: Andrew's got a gun
PixelArtDragon: Phrasing
CleeKru: TOTEMS!
rainbowmage42: what were we pointing a gun at?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL game audio still sound ok?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, like the totems!
DAC169: spoiler: that was a postcard LUL
wench_tacular: familiars?
Jack_Slack: Game audio is fine.
rainbowmage42: yea
monkeyrama: Seems good, Paul
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Yes
wench_tacular: sound is grand
beowuuf: sounds fine
elkae: Thanks, Paul!
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun is good
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL excellent
Traion: "Historical Ruin"?!
Makrosian_Tae: Petah Paker's ultimate weapon: gun
monkeyrama: Oh my, Adam
Izandai: Hey! Seven!
DeM0nFiRe: It's called Little Hope, not Big Hope
Easilycrazyhat: Um, bye adam
Lord_ZYRK: Chupachups are still on the board 🤔
Seth_Erickson: Adam has dissolved that's mega spooky
elkae: Adam's in the phantom zone!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
CururuGuasu: Tasty goats
tru_boredom: God I hope Adam is right again
monkeyrama: Adam dissolved LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Adam's feed is gonzo
BusTed: Tilly's house and memorial
Jack_Slack: Wendigo was a film-maker reference: The guy who made it made a horror film named The Wendigo
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:27:42.
monkeyrama: Welcome back
Seth_Erickson: He's back
wildpeaks: hello Here, I'm dad
Makrosian_Tae: And he's back
Easilycrazyhat: Good now, adam
monkeyrama: Paul saved you
snowmonkey99: And a place that sells lost children!
LordZarano: 🔉👌
monosceros: what's this Little Hope in the map, I thought we were in Unreadable Hope
BusTed: So many things.
TetraRay: a dozen things
elkae: High resolution silver-haired gamer
rainbowmage42: they have symbols for where lost children are on the map?
MalBeam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
MalBeam: but when will they get to the textile factory?
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RockPusher: To the Lost Children!
Nigouki: did they use Pukwudgies yet? that's a New England thing
Austere_Squire: but they can't have NICE things because of all the hauntings
rainbowmage42: why dont they just find the kids so they are no longer lost
Jack_Slack: Get Adam on the tourism board.
wench_tacular: adam is sus
Austere_Squire: WAIT, is that old man Tanya's boyfriend?
elkae: theblu69MEETING
knickknacksnackery: ah yes, the information/lost children center that every normal town totally has
LetsConsider: Why was a thing “information/lost children”?
BusTed: There's James's one.
PhoenixShaman: look in the windows
CastleOtranto: When are they gonna get to the TEXTILE FACTORY!"
monkeyrama: Did we tho
Jack_Slack: Also, that had better show up in Qwerpline. "Good morning, Nsburg, we have things."
Seth_Erickson: they didn't leave did they
Kiwijelly: the thing is those kind of slashers aren't exactly... scary?
DAC169: chat: be patient and most will be answered! aipLUL
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Seth_Erickson: they were back there waiting for you by the other side of the bar
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Geekscience: x marks the spot
monkeyrama: lrrFINE
Izandai: Oh hey, you found someone's fetish!
rainbowmage42: is that another make out hole?
Despoiler98: WELL thats creepy as fuck
wench_tacular: ah, folk decorations
HuskyStopSign: Oh scarfman
nyquister_: Tanya, its you!!!
1y1e: the operator?
eshplode: It's probably nothing
PhoenixShaman: 2 stick men 2 deaths
Telephoneline: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
LetsConsider: Why though
Lord_ZYRK: Rural cat toy
Jack_Slack: lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: He does well said Ben's character
Kiwijelly: they can be tense, certainly, but slashers with unsympathetic characters are more about spectacle than feeling
monkeyrama: Megan plz
JaysonMaxwell: lrrSPOOP
Lirelent: i don't hear an echo
PixelArtDragon: What is he a professor of?
Orgmastron: lrrSPOOP
Easilycrazyhat: Angela, just stop
Jack_Slack: lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: She's got no chill
Lord_ZYRK: Wasn't she the one asking about it, though 🤔
tru_boredom: God Angela is so annoying
elkae: Make up your mind, Angela
HuskyStopSign: Big Iron Angela over here
cgwonder: fuck angela
monosceros: watch Cori get control and just be the kindest grandma
fragilepaper: @elkae o/
Jack_Slack: I mean, fair.
ruscobrog: Angela? More like Karen.
Serpens77: I just arrived, did they end up doing full multiplayer co-op?
quasi79fu: Gahd no matter what playthrough Angela suks...I hope she gets better in this one
Seth_Erickson: sounds about right
elkae: @fragilepaper o/
monkeyrama: Locked in Fearful
Lord_ZYRK: Don't believe in garbage? So you don't believe in yourself 🤔
Jack_Slack: And you can unlock fearful!
Orgmastron: BORK
TehAmelie: has Angela yet showed any character traits besides being the most relentless snob about the pettiest crap?
monkeyrama: oh myyyyyyy
Despoiler98: FUCK
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
Eklinaar: I don't need video game bars to tell me I'm insecure and anxious, I figured that out all on my own.
Serpens77: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Traion: Can Jade come play? Her dialogue is probably better than this game's :p
rainbowmage42: did none of them see that?
MadWolf1290: GOTEM
TetraRay: LOL
Forgotten_Lizard: SOOOKY
asthanius: JUMP CARE
Seth_Erickson: wasn't expecting
wildpeaks: gogcomSpoopy
Orgmastron: JUMPSCARE
wench_tacular: spoops!
notthepenguins: got me tbh
JaysonMaxwell: Don't forget your cardio XD
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
quasi79fu: LOL hahaha
sonic_danno: jump cat!
AzureishDragoon: Maybe doing gunpla with sharp tools is a bad idea during jumpscare games
Easilycrazyhat: Man, this is very awkward with a mouse, huh?
elkae: Someone tried to jump care and messed it up
ReynardWrecca: jumpScare?
PhoenixShaman: bounce fright
Manae: Darn spoopy little girls
cgwonder: that got me
Lord_ZYRK: Scared of feet? Stay off of Onlyfans
LetsConsider: Angela should’ve seen that
DAC169: warning: there will be more jumpscares aipBooli
rainbowmage42: is that a lost child?
Easilycrazyhat: Angela was looking RIGHT AT HER
monkeyrama: Dang it Megan
andysoo89: jumpscare!
Riandisa: That got me, almost dropped my candy
elkae: We have nerves of steel, Adam
Jack_Slack: BibleThump100 lrrSPOOP
Forgotten_Lizard: Lets split up team!
PixelArtDragon: Film-style angles seem to work rather sub-optimally with mouse movement
RealGamerCow: Just out for a jog
Seth_Erickson: that's because you're old Angela
Naarius: lrrFINE
monosceros: we have actual gamer nerves
Ferisar: LOL
Kiwijelly: seriously? spooky children? Ok, take a shot everyone
monkeyrama: God damn
Easilycrazyhat: Dammit Angela
Ferisar: "nah you didn't :) "
BusTed: That smug-ass smirk.
knickknacksnackery: *squints eyes* MEGAN
SnackPak_: really?
cgwonder: fucking hell
rainbowmage42: why would he lie about that?
NimrodXIV: what a B
jessieimproved: damn Angela, savage
denu55: lmao
DeM0nFiRe: Where's the punch angela button?
otherguymikey: Angela, what do your mature student eyes see?
TetraRay: what a karen
BrindleBoar: no one will be sad when you get murdered, Angela
Earthenone: we are here, at this exact hour
AWildTransgirlAppeared: What a B
Juliamon: Get your glasses checked, Angela
notthepenguins: holy shit angela
tru_boredom: God this woman sucks
elkae: Angela, or Karen?
Forgotten_Lizard: We're out here Angela
LackingSanity_: my feed is slightly behind so I get forewarning on the jumpscares from twitch chat
quasi79fu: Gahd can we just mute Angela?
notthepenguins: UH
Despoiler98: HOLY SHIT
Ominouslyominous: that's going to be a nope from me
monkeyrama: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: ooooooooh noooooo
Naarius: so much sass
Telephoneline: lrrSPOOP
LetsConsider: Angela, you are so insufferable
Orgmastron: NOEP
wench_tacular: nope nope
Leonhart321: The hell was that?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSPOOP
FlyboyZeb: My theory: swamp gas
Ferisar: jungle gank inc
Telephoneline: Big nope
BrowneePoints: Uh, is that Kid the same guy from that "you're getting paid?" meme?
Ferisar: ping ping
tru_boredom: that's not a chupacabra tho, sadly
PhoenixMelior: Angela is the worst
monosceros: you just need to outrun an old lady, ben
DAC169: wait for it...
Dared00: mindfreaked
theevermist: So is the win condition in this game to get the horrible people killed or keep them alive?
JaysonMaxwell: in fairness, one or both of them is concussed.
Austere_Squire: I mean, I think it's kinda funny
Telephoneline: lrrFINE
PixelArtDragon: Maybe you should have kept up with the party!
Juliamon: theevermist yes
Easilycrazyhat: "Remove yourself from my hole"
ANeMzero: The great Monarch of Abandon Hole
Kiwijelly: I was mildly startled for a second there
Pteraspidomorphi: Holey land
Geekscience: ah yes, the ominous little girl singing
DAC169: wait for it....
Duwani1: Freddies coming for you
wench_tacular: oh good, eerie singing
NimrodXIV: oh good a little girl singing a nursery rhyme
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is it always that song?
BusTed: cool rocks brah
quasi79fu: This song is about the Black Death,,,The Plague
Kiwijelly: @Geekscience take a shot
ANeMzero: On this circle we should dig ourselves a makeout hole.
Serpens77: what could possibly go wrong?
Kiwijelly: and another shot for the doll
Leonhart321: Oh good, RIng a Round the Roses with a little girl ghost. COULD WE NOT
Easilycrazyhat: It's some rocks, Angela. Do you not believe in rocks, either?
kimmiekoneko: probably a raccoon did that
quasi79fu: Popppet
rainbowmage42: hello poppet!
Spacecarl: and how did the others miss these?
TehAmelie: an omen for Angela? pleeease?
DAC169: wait for it...
ButButTheJesus: HALLO
cgwonder: ello poppet
Leonhart321: Hello Poppet
PixelArtDragon: Mary Poppet
monosceros: hah, dolls, this is a good sign for ben
Jack_Slack: Goddammit
DAC169: HI!! aipHi
wench_tacular: this is the next 3 hours
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Geekscience: bruh
pseudo_panda: Bye Ben
rainbowmage42: did we go back to the 1700s
FlyboyZeb: See what happens when you mess around!
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody never learned to share their toys DansGame
quasi79fu: ANd ben is gone
PixelArtDragon: lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: LOL
quasi79fu: hahahaha
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, she's been around a while then, huh?
knickknacksnackery: gotta love them jumpscares
BusTed: oh no
Jack_Slack: BibleThump100 lrrSPOOP
BusTed: names have power
Geekscience: rowan, helpman angela needs some glib
Tangsm: Always be polite to the murder ghosts.
Kiwijelly: Angela is the worst
Lord_ZYRK: Mareh
Austere_Squire: Um
wench_tacular: angela so rude
Leonhart321: That's an odd name
notthepenguins: NOPE
ContingentCat: that's a weird name Who the Hell Are You
Lord_ZYRK: Do you love meh?
adi_pie: "Who The Hell Are You" is a weird name to have.
NimrodXIV: would you kindly
ritchards: Would you kindly
Despoiler98: Would you Kindly
Austere_Squire: Okay, so run the fuck away
ANeMzero: She said would you kindly you have to do it
Jack_Slack: That's a weird name, Whothehellareyou.
PixelArtDragon: Oh good, so it IS a Mary Poppet
denu55: go pleh with er
BusTed: Did she just make an Angela voodoo doll?
quasi79fu: Would you kindly
Ominouslyominous: Mayreyhh
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody is a fan of breadboy from Bioshock
monkeyrama: umm
Jack_Slack: @adi_pie :high five:
Easilycrazyhat: She's like...12?
hanzi_keat: why is this girl from Yorkshire???
lithuasil: Mähräh
nyquister_: Multiple generations?
cgwonder: why are all these people from yorkshire?
Leonhart321: We come bearing poppets
Geekscience: ah yes, the devil's fabric: denim
Kiwijelly: ok
adi_pie: Jack_Slack benginOh benginYe
notthepenguins: no no i am not ok
elkae: She doesn't recognize the name Andrew but there's an Amy
ReynardWrecca: Dunno about you, but I'm rooting for Mary. Because I am literally watching from North Yorkshire! Go Yorkshire Lass!
Lirelent: the timey wimey is coming apart
Kiwijelly: I'm more confused than anything
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
rainbowmage42: @Geekscience i thought denim was the sexiest of fabrics
tru_boredom: so hood woman is old old angela? and the mom was old Angela?
Duwani1: Angela trades sides quick
Geekscience: i thought you didnt believe in that garbage, Angela
notthepenguins: thats why its sexy rainbowmage42
denu55: yes
notthepenguins: the devil
AllTheWeasels: Phrasing
NimrodXIV: omg
Halabast: Ah yes, the parallell confusion state
Telephoneline: omfg
monosceros: horror movie characters gaslighting each other is kinda tired
Dared00: RUDE
BusTed: It was the Russkis
toenolla: whatever Slim Nedry we have problems
asthanius: Has this dude not seen a movie?
monkeyrama: Was it even American... LUL
ContingentCat: katesLol wow americans
Seth_Erickson: ah yes well known language American
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow
kimmiekoneko: no it was rowanese
quasi79fu: Omg
ArrestedHouse: can't understand non-american KKona
PhoenixMelior: Lmao americans
rainbowmage42: depends on what kind of play she wanted
Painfully_Dyslexic: god damn Americans
Geekscience: what
Eklinaar: Accurate depiction of Americans understanding of non-Americans
ReynardWrecca: Bloody Yanks! Yorkshire, lad! God's accent!
Austere_Squire: the girl was skipping around afire and stabbing dolls; she's evil
Raiger: Wanting to play is ALWAYS how it starts. Then its murder
cgwonder: yorkshire! i literally said that andrew
Easilycrazyhat: Ben's gonna be the only one to survive XD
knickknacksnackery: try speaking American, it's the only language I understand
Tiber727: The language is called 'Murican. Get it right Andrew.
Kreiseler: like name ANY other option
nyquister_: "I'm a little witch, come play with me!"
Geekscience: is this the dark universe of Desert Bus
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Did Cori not get any playtime yet?
ButButTheJesus: LUL
beowuuf: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: oh dang
quasi79fu: Would you kindly Not Die....Would you kindly Come Play???
BusTed: gottem
Traion: Seal laugh!
ND_Ericson: we broke adam :D
Despoiler98: what is he drinking?
Fu4ow: did it escalate???
DAC169: chat: language & accent are two different things
RaklarLS: oh hey it's that one actor!
quasi79fu: we borked Adam
Despoiler98: theres nothing there
TehAmelie: does he think he is Robin Goodfellow?
beowuuf: cori nor james have had a go yet
Nuurgle: way to be a super pessimist
cgwonder: your glass is empty my dude
Serpens77: ghost wine
LadyAiluros: dude likes his shakespeare
Halabast: Is this the right time to be DRINKING sir?
NimrodXIV: fix your damn rug
unicornly: adam has best laugh
Lysander_Gustav: very dry white wine?
kumatsu: I dunno, the vintage is pretty clear benginFingers
Serpens77: he's drinking.... spirits Kappa
Manae: That carpet is a tripping hazzard
PixelArtDragon: That is some very weirdly rendered glass
sonic_danno: I feel like he doesn't know where the light switch is and now hes too afraid to ask
lithuasil: He's drinking in moderation
wench_tacular: that's a trip hazard right there
elkae: Does he live in a monastery?
kimmiekoneko: i'm trying to fix my drinking problem with make-believe wine
Seth_Erickson: very profound library man
rainbowmage42: so can you explain these forces
beckett_brass: @Serpens77 I appreciate that joke.
Duwani1: Its the same gas from the first game
RaklarLS: he's so wasted
Leonhart321: @Serpens77 Booooo
quasi79fu: apppearences are decieving....We see nothing in the glasss Yet is the glasss reallly empty though???
MadWolf1290: Curator is a dick
lord_wertornion: ah yes perfect for on my desk. A skull
Lysander_Gustav: Is this guy like the narrator from Rocky Horror Picture Show?
ButButTheJesus: @Serpens77 oh u
frozenphoenix7: It's just chem trails
Serpens77: benginFingers
otherguymikey: its kinda like Alan Rickman vis a vis Dogma
denu55: ???
ReynardWrecca: @lord_wertornion I assume he's gonna do Hamlet at some point.
ButButTheJesus: TRANSITIONS people
JaysonMaxwell: Such weird details. The messed up rug, the empty glass, his weirdly vintage outfit with modern cuts.
kumatsu: woah, kiss AND tell???
elkae: Ha. Ha. Ha.
monosceros: the little girl REPRESENTS trouble seabatBRAIN
ArtemisKing: did someone not tell this guy its rude to give spoilers?
Lord_ZYRK: Lysander_Gustav I can't wait for him to dance on his desk
RealGamerCow: Does he have no eyebrows?
elkae: This guy is gonna put Adam asleep
Makrosian_Tae: "You ever change your own tires? You ever wonder why gas is so expensive? You like to our for a bike ride?"
kimmiekoneko: what if we kissed and the kiss and tell hole...
Lysander_Gustav: This part of the game is weird.
Jack_Slack: He represents a dick.
kumatsu: @monosceros ooooooh, the girl is a METAPHOR, metaphors can't hurt me
Jack_Slack: Wheeler: DAMN
Fu4ow: do... the devs know how to read media?
pseudo_panda: Dude, I need to pick up the kids you need to wrap it up!
rainbowmage42: i just wanted help with my grceries
Diabore: you mean (unreadable) hope
ChrisTheLemming: metaphors can't go through walls, they're not a ghost
sendatou: "I swear dude, you choice matter believe me "
Geekscience: wait are we restarting
elkae: So bossy
wench_tacular: save the bus driver, save the world
CleeKru: Save the BUSDRIVEr save the worlds
Eklinaar: Lift the fog, find the bus driver, fulfill the prophecy!
Traion: CorGamer Time!
sendatou: LOL that face
Austere_Squire: the Lost smoke monster got him
Rogue_07: The bus driver is coming?
pseudo_panda: Cori, we believe you can turn this around!
quasi79fu: Oh Ghad
TehAmelie: thank Hades this guy is here to distance us from the narrative so we don't shit out butts inside out in fear
Geekscience: ah
Lysander_Gustav: T H E B U S D R I V E R
PixelArtDragon: How hard could it be to drive a bus?
quasi79fu: Here we go
Leonhart321: Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver. Hail to the bus driver, bas driver man
ReynardWrecca: Cori; engage the Karen.
fastlane250: droivah
wynternyghtynggale: !venga
NimrodXIV: oh ffs
denu55: lmao
monkeyrama: God damn
Tangsm: The cat was the bus driver all along.
SquareDotCube: We'll find the bus driver in about two weeks
quasi79fu: Karen is Engaged
jessieimproved: omg
Dared00: jesus christ
asthanius: These people are idiots
kimmiekoneko: wow racist
rainbowmage42: she spoke english though
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: Ok Karen
fragilepaper: Fuuuuuck
pseudo_panda: Yup Angela 100% listens to Fox News
frozenphoenix7: These people suck
Seth_Erickson: pls I don't speak this english or whatevewr it's called
monkeyrama: Have these people never heard anyone else speak english LUL
Ferisar: they did specifically say accent
NightValien28: calling it, angela is first to go
Earthenone: maybe andrew IS the bus driver he just forgot! its not how amesia works but it never is right?
ruscobrog: Don't you mean "mature" car?
Serpens77: "she had an english accent - clearly she's from another TIME, not another place" nice logic!
BrowneePoints: That scottish accent is old
accountmadeforants: "Poppet", what a strange word, must be Spanish or something
ButButTheJesus: "I think she had one of them there 'ack-sents' "
TehAmelie: my headcanon is Angela is her middle name. Her first and last name is Karen
Diabore: @rainbowmage42 yes but she didnt speak american
ReynardWrecca: Bloody hell woman, it's YORKSHIRE! I'm sitting in it now, I'm not THAT incomprehensible! It's not bloody Narnia!
LetsConsider: Aren’t they... professors? Are they that dumb?
ContingentCat: Cori's a pro gamer
wench_tacular: cori has the power
Austere_Squire: OOOOOOH
Geekscience: ill just leave this riiiiight here
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure. A spooky post card.
monkeyrama: Didn't skip wrist day
Austere_Squire: Git Gud, Adam
Seth_Erickson: can't play a game of darts like I can I bet
Ferisar: @LetsConsider angela is a student
BrindleBoar: LetsConsider John is the professor, the others are students
DeM0nFiRe: leozTrash
Lord_ZYRK: ReynardWrecca real talk: I can't understand a thing you're typing MiniK
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Lysander_Gustav: smash-cut to a bleached-white skeleton
Halabast: Good quality on that postcard, being left outside and whatnot
pseudo_panda: Wheeler I can't understand you!
monkeyrama: Speak American plz :)
fragilepaper: Palace!
LetsConsider: @ferisar I mean, does that make it any better? Should she have more than 0 historical knowledge
weff47: Holy crap, I just looked up the voice actress for Angela, she plays a character in Caillou.
quasi79fu: Gahd The Karening is Happpening
Austere_Squire: Dumpster? That's their make-out hole
ButButTheJesus: deer!
elkae: seabatUseless
Lysander_Gustav: !deer
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP lrrGOAT
rainbowmage42: we're just going to wander around this guy's house suspiciously, and not even knock on his door
LithelyUnshod: rubbish
cgwonder: evil deer!
TetraRay: because deer snarl
Pteraspidomorphi: He was waiting for the bus but...
Diabore: deer deer deer deeeeer
wench_tacular: do'h
LathosTiran: For the uninitiated, They're Canadians
monkeyrama: View of... what
quasi79fu: Deeeer
RAICx: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
monkeyrama: ?
accountmadeforants: Cori's Angela is fucking fearless
ReynardWrecca: Ba bloody cracky, @Lord_ZYRK , give ower wi' thy bleating else'n ah'll catch across thee...I'll go't top of our 'ouse.
PixelArtDragon: How... Do.... I... Get... To... The... Station!
kimmiekoneko: "the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain" "finally she's talking some sense"
Halabast: Sure is fog, ayeup
weff47: She plays Miss Martin.
MadWolf1290: more head trauma!
Seth_Erickson: Anakin might be around
adi_pie: I mean, I really don't get the confusion there. They were talking about the kid's accent, not the language they were talking.
wench_tacular: a better view of what??
TehAmelie: funny, i just watched a Gilmore Girls episode where a deer hits Ropry's car
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL It's always good when they need to have a character that keeps popping up to reassure you that there is some sort of meaning behind everything
EvilBadman: The devs for this game *are* British hence "speaking American"
Lysander_Gustav: Is this attempting to be like Alan Wake?
wildpeaks: "flip it, that's the ticker"
wildpeaks: *ticket
monkeyrama: The Flipper benginDab
denu55: lol
Kiwijelly: I Wonder If There Are Ghosts
pseudo_panda: Skills!!!!
quasi79fu: Flipmaster
elkae: Flip it, flip it good
Kiwijelly: And A Serial Killer
denu55: uhm
Basic_Human_Decency: all these years playing yu gi oh finally paid off Kappa
FionasGotIT: Ted Cruz?
ContingentCat: you don't talk with your eyes Wheeler?
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
wench_tacular: we died
Ba_Dum_Tish: Late night bus flip
ButButTheJesus: I'm in danger!
cgwonder: you gotts just stare at each other until you get it
Ferisar: 48
wynternyghtynggale: 48
CleeKru: 48
Easilycrazyhat: 48
asthanius: When you're making choices, why doesn't the arrow part point at your decision? That's so weird
HuskyStopSign: Did Ben flip the bus
knickknacksnackery: @FionasGotIT I'm glad someone said it
Kiwijelly: well, duh, it's rural New England
Angnor33: 75
quasi79fu: 48
denu55: mature student age
rainbowmage42: angela and this kid are getting close. maybe another romance??
TheAwkes: "Friendship"
Lysander_Gustav: bog body!
lord_wertornion: so she was alive when that girl was young lrrBEEJ
quasi79fu: oh gahd Angela is a Cougar
cgwonder: bog monster!
elkae: Friendship, or.... romance?
pseudo_panda: Gollum?
BrindleBoar: swampm'n
otherguymikey: smeagol
Jack_Slack: Alright, I'm going to bow out for a while and actually, like, play this game.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
wench_tacular: what a nice swamp
TehAmelie: she's been held back 30 years because she refuses to cite any source other than Fox News
Jack_Slack: Bye all! Thanks for the fun, LRR. :)
PhoenixShaman: the driver
Geekscience: how many fucking antagonists are in this game
rainbowmage42: i dont think that was a gator
Nuurgle: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Austere_Squire: ZAMBO
monkeyrama: Dang fog
quasi79fu: Zombiie zommmbiiie....In Yourrr heaaaadddd
otherguymikey: "filthy, mature hobbitses"
wynternyghtynggale: bus driver is that you?
monkeyrama: hiding all the spooky scaries
Tangsm: Just down here snackin on live fish.
ContingentCat: @Geekscience Oops all Antagonist
wildpeaks: turns out we're crashing a monsters convention
TheAwkes: New! Walking corpse with chain wrappings™
Lysander_Gustav: There aren't many peat bogs in the USA
FionasGotIT: Dang fog zombies
MadWolf1290: Adam...
snowmonkey99: It's movie night
Lord_ZYRK: Actually if it's not from Middle Earth, it's just Sparkling Smeagol
monkeyrama: LUL
cgwonder: woooow adam
ZethRuss: we're not watching the game, we're watching you
TetraRay: guess i'll stop watching then
asthanius: ADAM
denu55: adam
DeM0nFiRe: Ok, Adam says we shouldn't watch let's all go
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Geekscience: Adam based and twitch-pilled
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
Austere_Squire: that's... most games?
denu55: pls
Seth_Erickson: Well this isn't the kind of game I would play but it is fun to watch
nyquister_: What if, I don't want to play it?
TehAmelie: we're not here for the game, tbh
asthanius: DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD
RagingSagu: LUL
CleeKru: hey... i've got popcorn
BobROE: But if we never plan to play the game...
Sarah_Serinde: I'm not interested in playing this anyway
elkae: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
monosceros: fair point adam I'll change channels
magical_writer: Shots fired.
wench_tacular: you've just destroyed your whole business model
wynternyghtynggale: i will probably never get to play this so im enjoying it
quasi79fu: Wow Adam
DAC169: did someone clip that? aipLUL
beowuuf: i fell called out Kappa
Pheonix888: Wahhhh?
adamjford: We're here for YOU, you dingus
Karmegeddon: i will never play this garbage
Easilycrazyhat: We live vicariously through you
NightValien28: its just a movie
cgwonder: yeha but some of us are too scared ot play horror games ourselves
fragilepaper: I watch it cause i love you lot playing it
Kiwijelly: Yeah, the experience of paying money for this would be much worse
adi_pie: I mean what Adam says makes sense for a game like this
lamina5432: If you never intend to play...
monkeyrama: There's also a bunch of choices yyou can go with
Traion: There is nothing that can ruin this game Adam. This started as garbage to make fun of
Angnor33: Also, you add entertainment bonus value.
Austere_Squire: I dunno; I really like watching Until Dawn
quasi79fu: I feeeel ashamed nowwwww
elkae: seabatCHOICE
PixelArtDragon: Yeah, but we're watching it for the running commentary too
LathosTiran: how to flip pole?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Don't pay attention to the man behind the stream deck
ImmortalLen: I think Adom just called us wierd
wench_tacular: edmonton you say?
notthepenguins: clearly she was rehearsing!
JaysonMaxwell: I would never play this game, and you're way more entertaining than I would have on my own.
Eklinaar: Now that you mention it, streaming is weird, I'm out.
TheWooglie: I've watched about four different people stream Until Dawn
Nigouki: honestly there's lots of games that i never want to bother playing myself but watching someone else play might be cool
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't play horror games, that's why I watch this show
quasi79fu: SHould I leave?????
brainbosh: I mean, these games also have a lot of options, so watching you gives us DIFFEREnt views
FionasGotIT: We get to not deal with these terrible controls
adamjford: wow Cori
ContingentCat: I'd never play this myself, you guys make this fun
Nuurgle: little kid is a method actor
NoNane09: @Adam I'm not watching for the game, I'm watching because I have nobody I could ever possibly convince to play this game
HuskyStopSign: Edmonton? We in Canada now?
otherguymikey: Adam, we get it watch you all the awful choices that we don't want morally on our conscious
andysoo89: I’m here to watch your reactions to this shitty game
RealGamerCow: The witch of Edmonton. She was a Flames fan!
pseudo_panda: Oh they stumbled into a play? Everyone is just in character?
knickknacksnackery: I haven't even heard of this game before and I'm still very much enjoying being a passive viewer
ReynardWrecca: I feel like that bit of Graham where Paul meta-calls him out on his spider-breeding plan; "you can't just...say it..."
wildpeaks: some of us don't have time to play games after work x.x
quasi79fu: I think Adam wants me to leave
rainbowmage42: if it helps Adam, some of the dialogue and text stated in game, we viewers can not see or hear because of you guys talking and joking
Geekscience: That's just ghost law
monkeyrama: No ghost laws seabatPjorg
Seth_Erickson: she must have been speaking Canadian that makes sense HahaThink
snowmonkey99: She's Canadian so you wouldn't be able to see her>
Talin06: also you are more fun then the game's story
EvilBadman: Diplomatic Immunity
Austere_Squire: No one can hear Canadians
Traion: Cori as an Albertan do you have time travel fire powers as well?
Kiwijelly: Ben is an expert in Ghost Law
TehAmelie: if you die in Canada, you haunt the US
Lord_ZYRK: Deported from BEYOND THE GRAVE
Easilycrazyhat: That was the last game, Adam
wench_tacular: Invisible like Canadian girlfriends
Gulleko: she's someone's canadian girlfriend, we all know they're never seen
sonic_danno: ectoplasmic immunity
Ferisar: that's us, twitch chat
Ferisar: in the bushes
ReynardWrecca: The ghosts chase you, but then you cross the border and they have to turn back, shaking their impotent ghost-fists.
Ferisar: "hello streamer"
NimrodXIV: 800 people are watching
knickknacksnackery: If you die in Canada you die in real life
rainbowmage42: is that why the US is so bad right now?
rasterscan: New drinking game! Every time there's a shot of the ghost girl staring at them, drink!
azkovo: lrrFINE
Biomonkey01: Stop letting the in on the masquerade Adam!
Easilycrazyhat: maple syrup made of Canadian ghosts? O.o
Pheonix888: So, being a peeping tom was old timey Twitch?
EvilBadman: @rainbowmage42 Nope we're making on our hekl
beckett_brass: @rasterscan But then that might give someone alcohol poisoning.
rasterscan: What else would be good drinking game rules for this?
ArtemisKing: one of my family members is an urban legen in Quebec
Ferisar: stage or film?
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yalc321: 42? My god that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything!
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BrindleBoar: rasterscan sounds deadly
PixelArtDragon: Maple Syrup is just Canadian Ghost ectoplasm
TehAmelie: Adam "Tracteur" Savidan
FionasGotIT: Is maple syrup just tree ghost ectoplasm?
Lord_ZYRK: A well-wheeled thespian
notthepenguins: isnt this where the detour was?
asthanius: ah yiss covered bridges
rasterscan: @beckett_brass @BrindleBoar Fiiiine... just a sip when she's caught staring.
knickknacksnackery: @rasterscan every time Angela says something mean
quasi79fu: Its a bridge duhhhh
pseudo_panda: What is this weird thing over water???
monkeyrama: Looks perfectly safe lrrSPOOP
Lysander_Gustav: I love those covered bridges
wynternyghtynggale: beetle juice~
Easilycrazyhat: And Sleepy Hallow
rasterscan: @knickknacksnackery Oh god, that would kill us
snowmonkey99: og sleepy hollow bridge
ContingentCat: yup 100% haunted
Lord_ZYRK: The what bridge, Adam?
otherguymikey: p sure this is the second covered bridge so far
Ba_Dum_Tish: They almost always give out to prevent escape
Blue_Anteater: is this where biff tried to hit marty with his car
TheAinMAP: Is this the covered bridge the bus took to get here?
Billy_Waggledaggers: Covered Bridge = Red Flag.
Earthenone: time to gun!
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha wow
denu55: WHOA meta
lithuasil: throw a dart at it!
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun I live in a place KNOWN for covered bridges
Juliamon: There's a LOT of covered bridges in New England.
wildpeaks: jinxed it now
kimmiekoneko: 4th walll BROKEN
Lysander_Gustav: derp
chesul: why would you SAY that!
NoNane09: Turn around
Easilycrazyhat: It worked alright in Scream
NoNane09: NO
notthepenguins: uhhhhh
gamercat88: NOPE!
Pteraspidomorphi: We should split up!!!
MadWolf1290: WHAT
monkeyrama: ummmm
Biomonkey01: lampshading won't save you!
NoNane09: NOT THAT
wynternyghtynggale: RIP
TetraRay: I'm a professor, i got this
asthanius: John: "Children don't exist"
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon have you heard of a small movie called Bridges of Madison County?
Rogue_07: Bye John
Serpens77: welp, F that guy
kimmiekoneko: time to go alone
Lirelent: you play tea time now, that's what
Ba_Dum_Tish: Send Adam to his Death
CleeKru: die maybe?
wench_tacular: and everyone knows little girls can't hurt you
Duwani1: punt her like chucky
Kiwijelly: You have to build the house before you break the walls, game
rainbowmage42: splitting up only works in scooby doo episodes!
Angnor33: Bye Adam!
otherguymikey: "Gonna teach her about bridges"
elkae: RIP Adam
rasterscan: Why is everyone so terrible?!
monkeyrama: Adam's gone irl, too
kimmiekoneko: "bye"
ArtemisKing: Punch the Ghost!
azkovo: welp. he's dead
TheAwkes: I'll "deal" with this child.
Rogue_07: Don't startle the witch!
Leonhart321: Adam OK?
Lirelent: oh my god they got adam
NimrodXIV: k byyyye
quasi79fu: Gahd ....I hate this man
monkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
Vergotterung: no Adam
pseudo_panda: Yeah you do that
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
FionasGotIT: All that liquid courage helped out
ContingentCat: Ok bait- I mean Profesor
Wormsbane: wheelerY wheelerT
Tangsm: It's just a small child in a late night fog standing over a liminal space. What could go wrong?
andysoo89: RIP Adam
Earthenone: easy come easy go
Tiber727: *pulls out darts*
Seth_Erickson: oh no Adam disappeared again NotLikeThis
cgwonder: nope
Lord_ZYRK: Adam has also been sent to the shadow realm
Juliamon: BrowneePoints Heard of yes, know anything beyond the title no.
Easilycrazyhat: Hopefully not...
Lysander_Gustav: wow
notthepenguins: "ah, yes, another man sucked into the shadow realm"
Lord_ZYRK: The game is bleeding into real life WutFace
denu55: lmao what
Lysander_Gustav: jeez
CleeKru: adams gone
kimmiekoneko: he's in charge of talking to ghosts?
quasi79fu: we lost Adam
Mister_BlueSky: HahaThink
wench_tacular: Daniel will remember this
rasterscan: So many horror cliches.
TehAmelie: i feel like the best you can do with playing Angela is saying nothin
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon ah Madison County is in Iowa
Lysander_Gustav: woot
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam has gone into the past with John
theneatestburrito: That's just part of the spoops!
pseudo_panda: It's because we lost Adam's character
Serpens77: he's jsut being thematic, he went with the Professor
Easilycrazyhat: Adam will return
rainbowmage42: is he the same?
Goombill: Now it's a Star Wars movie
Traion: Adam got ated by the ghost
pseudo_panda: Adam is just an acteur!
Kiwijelly: it's not going to be the twist, but if the twist was Angela was the monster and that's why she can't act like an adult it would be great
monkeyrama: Internet ghosts got Adam, he'll be ok
MadWolf1290: break time?
Diabore: one thing i dislike is with movie night mode you dont get all the scenes
wench_tacular: Adam not completing task, = sus
CururuGuasu: Zombie wendigos!
nyquister_: Pre-emptive ad break?
EvilBadman: Bear stuff
Ba_Dum_Tish: So spooky talks
asthanius: thinkin' bout Bugsnax
Austere_Squire: hi, guys
RedRaptor: First thing we ask Adam when he gets back "Did you see the little girl?"
Mister_BlueSky: lrrSPOOP
elkae: seabatUseless
Kiwijelly: ghosts and serial killer
pseudo_panda: Can we check character relations?
Basic_Human_Decency: this bear needs therapy
Austere_Squire: I'm thinking about how cool Adam is
monkeyrama: He dipped
Nigouki: lol
denu55: lol
Seth_Erickson: He's gone to the bridge
azkovo: you ever just think about ghosts
pseudo_panda: He's gone!!!!
Diabore: adam ran away
Ankylosaur: Where's Adam D:
wynternyghtynggale: half price candy day tomorrow is what im thinking of
Serpens77: he's been taken by the fog
Easilycrazyhat: Lost in the fog
elkae: Chair!
ContingentCat: Wow IRL ghosts too
ReynardWrecca: While Adam's gone, you all put black cloths over your cameras & mute yourself...we'll put black cloths over our keyboards...
denu55: hes a ghost!
Traion: Ghosts got him!
Raiger: The ghosts got Adam irl!
CleeKru: adams a ghost
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
accountmadeforants: Fog got him
asthanius: Adam's a ghost
Issurru: Adam also became ghost
snowmonkey99: He a ghost now
RedRaptor: He lost his bearings.
niccus: rip
pseudo_panda: SPOOOKY!!!!
josh___something: RIP adam
Seth_Erickson: or did he also lose his bearings
BusTed: Why, Adam's been dead for twenty years...
Lord_ZYRK: *Adam pops up behind James*
SpacePotato01: wait is there a bear that's going to eat them horribly?
toenolla: goast adam
kumatsu: Adam fell into the Darkest Dungeon
Pheonix888: so where is the military neurotoxin hidden this time?
monkeyrama: Someone had to pee OpieOP
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh no Ghost got Adam
denu55: SPOOPY
NimrodXIV: Adam is spoopin us
Lirelent: FLUSH
wench_tacular: come back to us adam
Ominouslyominous: lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: adam's been dead for forty years!
Austere_Squire: quick, chat, say nice things about Adam!
pseudo_panda: Adam's a ghost, he's gone to America!
Leonhart321: Guys, Adam's been dead for 20 years, you need to wake up
theneatestburrito: Knock three times!
PixelArtDragon: sergeChair
NightWingMistHawk: Did Adam's video card fail again?!
Ankylosaur: D:
wench_tacular: move towards the light
andysoo89: Jumpscare!
CleeKru: router reset
sonic_danno: smaller laundry
monkeyrama: Welcome back
NoNane09: I bet he restarted the router
monkeyrama: LUL
nyquister_: Vaseline ???
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Kiwijelly: scarier than anything in the game
Lord_ZYRK: Guess it's time for gummy bears
Austere_Squire: YOU LIVE
ruscobrog: got a snack
ReynardWrecca: I was hoping for a David S. Pumpkins jumpscare.
monkeyrama: A little bit of story
Tangsm: Use the witty dialogue option on him.
elkae: theblu69MEETING I saw him vent
Austere_Squire: You've been dead for 10 years
wench_tacular: itwas so meta
andysoo89: Adam’s kinda sus
rainbowmage42: Adam vented?
DAC169: can we get a label of who's playing who?
sonic_danno: I saw Adam in caf
elkae: I said what I said
Traion: So Adam did you get snacks for everyone?
PixelArtDragon: Just like to point out that "technical issues" is SUPER sus
monkeyrama: LUL
frozenphoenix7: Guys how do I vent like Adam
ContingentCat: What snack did you get Adam?
TehAmelie: your character disappeared, Cori's character was inappropriate, that's pretty much all
Diabore: pave the save?
Austere_Squire: i hate him so much
Lysander_Gustav: you were there, and you were there....
azkovo: is it just me oe does he look a little crazier
asthanius: Okay, so this story is all about time loops and reincarnation, I guess?
CleeKru: hahahahaha
sendatou: LOL Xd
EvilBadman: we get it, you vape, fog
monkeyrama: lol
pseudo_panda: "I'm not part of the fog's system!"
BusTed: TableHere 🌫
NimrodXIV: there's referencing movies again
monkeyrama: solid argument, Taylor
rasterscan: How has no one suggested just bunkering down for the night?
Eklinaar: Maybe the fog would appreciate dinner and making out first.
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote split
LRRbot: Quote #5099: "What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable." —Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
weslyphon: Angela's "We couldn't see you through the thick fog!" was such a videogamey way of talking
ArrestedHouse: that's illegal!
monosceros: Angela you dink you literally saw a girl from the fuckin colonial times
NimrodXIV: WOO
ContingentCat: katesLol lrrWOW
wench_tacular: oooo
cgwonder: lrrWOW
elkae: Taylor! Chill!
CleeKru: Taylor you..
Leonhart321: It's not sass if it's true
Naarius: Ah yes, splitting the party
EvilBadman: Let's split the party,
Kiwijelly: if this was a real road trip they'd have just stayed in the bar all night
monkeyrama: HOLES?!?
Tiber727: While horror movies shouldn't be your basis for what to do in a real horror situation, not splitting up seems a good idea in general.
A_Dub888: !bingo
Seth_Erickson: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
ContingentCat: TPK TPK
cgwonder: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
sendatou: HOLES!?
wynternyghtynggale: !holes
Pteraspidomorphi: It's funny that this also happen last time
Despoiler98: COOL GAME
NimrodXIV: this happened last time
monkeyrama: JAmes is here to hang out LUL
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrCoolgame
JaysonMaxwell: jlrrCoolgame
elkae: benginDab
Leonhart321: jlrrCoolgame
wench_tacular: jlrrCoolgame
TheAinMAP: jlrrCoolgame
monkeyrama: jlrrCoolgame
beowuuf: jlrrCoolgame
rasterscan: Was the Zombicide stream really bad?
knickknacksnackery: @DAC169 Ben Ulmer is Andrew (youngest guy), Adam is John (oldest guy), Cori is Angela (older woman), Wheeler is Taylor (younger woman), James is Beej (forgot the last guy's real name)
BrindleBoar: ah, the speedwalk button
BusTed: Strut
rasterscan: Is that why that exists?
ArtemisKing: so many in jokes, its more rare to have an out joke
azkovo: benginButt benginButt
Ferisar: LOL
Lysander_Gustav: ahahahahahahaha
monkeyrama: Byeeeee
elkae: benginButt benginButt benginButt
NimrodXIV: uh bye?
BusTed: Yoink
TetraRay: and hes out of there LOL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
pseudo_panda: Still not as nice as Beej's
DeM0nFiRe: ?
Rhynerd: Dang, John.
wench_tacular: outta here!
notthepenguins: "I'M OUT"
fragilepaper: YEEET
Easilycrazyhat: Uh..John?
otherguymikey: GONE
rainbowmage42: such bravery
Seth_Erickson: he was just out of there
eshplode: If your professor jumped off the bridge, would you do it too?
Ferisar: lmfao
Leonhart321: You ever been so spooked you jumped off a bridge?
Serpens77: LUL
NoNane09: LUL
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
pseudo_panda: Oh no!!!!
Easilycrazyhat: OH....Hey vince
CleeKru: LUL
wildpeaks: LUL
AWildTransgirlAppeared: A+
Lysander_Gustav: That is one loud bike
Seth_Erickson: Adam's character dipped so fast
DAC169: that bike is noisy AF
quasi79fu: scared by a bike
cgwonder: wow he REALLY needs some oil on those wheels
Kiwijelly: that seemed like an over reaction
Ferisar: john just books it
monkeyrama: Well then
wench_tacular: pot, kettle
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Pot?
otherguymikey: he says with dirt on his face from kissing the floor
CAKHost: That is a noisy bicycle!
Tiber727: That is not a noise a bike makes, not matter how much grease it needs.
elkae: That boomer yeeted himself
itira: Hey everyone!
otherguymikey: "Two and a half Booms"
Blue_Anteater: wow some professor this guy is
EvilBadman: wait, which trials?
wench_tacular: great teacher
azkovo: benginHi @itira
quasi79fu: My two booomers sounds like a actual tv show
Easilycrazyhat: Uh, why not fucking tell us, John?
DeM0nFiRe: "Let me tell you a story" "What happened in the story?" "Go fuck yourself" ok
Kiwijelly: being stuck in New England with two grumpy boomers is the true nightmare
accountmadeforants: "Me, a professor? Teach you???"
kimmiekoneko: the tried witching, but decided they didn't like it
Austere_Squire: what.... what do you think happened in the witch trials?
CleeKru: nice
Naarius: Any more boomers and we're gonna have ourselves a boompile
Eklinaar: I hate to be "well actually" but they're about 20 years too young to be boomers.
BrindleBoar: EvilBadman there wolf Kappa
beowuuf: my two dads was the reference i believe
Blue_Anteater: oh i read "subdued" as "seduced" and got worried
Lysander_Gustav: mmm, stomachs
Lord_ZYRK: And now they fuck
denu55: huh
NimrodXIV: they fuckin
Fu4ow: wtf
Ferisar: angela wtf
Kiwijelly: ok
Lysander_Gustav: She's into A/B/O fanfics?
monkeyrama: Oh my
Ferisar: lol
rasterscan: What
quasi79fu: Omg this person
frozenphoenix7: Oh so they're boning
elkae: slytqLewd
Diabore: where did that come from?
cgwonder: really lady?
Kiwijelly: @Lysander_Gustav only the Het ones
ButButTheJesus: oh nooooo
gamercat88: friendly
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
rasterscan: Oh my god
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
TetraRay: ohhhh
pseudo_panda: I'm a nice guy, girls friendzone me!
asthanius: What is this game doing?
Fu4ow: just me or is the dialogue worse than in Man of Medan?
ArrestedHouse: Kreygasm
itira: ooohhhhh
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hey hey
LadyAiluros: aaaaaand here we go
BrowneePoints: Okay this IS the exact same actor as the "You're getting paid?" meme guy
11Dot: unless?
BusTed: eyebrow waggle
wynternyghtynggale: i feel like its a threat
sonic_danno: so there a we?
Easilycrazyhat: Angela sounds like what a teenager thinks grown ups talk like.
monkeyrama: Hot diggity
RockPusher: There's a cougar in these woods
Draynus: it's a threat, a promise, and acurse
Leonhart321: Are you flirting with me ma'am? Call me Angela now, ma'am later
kimmiekoneko: is this the appropriate time to talk about teenage romance
TehAmelie: it amuses me this is probably the only audience "oooOOOoo" Angela will ever get
elkae: Let me give you my landline number
Serpens77: well then, ahve you tried NOT being lacking, my dude?
Sarah_Serinde: Angela finds *everyone* lacking. Except possibly Andrew
otherguymikey: its not your fault prof, she's into younger men
TetraRay: in your care until a scary noise sends me running away as fast as i can
ContingentCat: No it's not just Angela doing that
Lord_ZYRK: "I don't think Angela is dtf."
rasterscan: This dialogue is so weird.
Austere_Squire: Not just Angela, buddy
Easilycrazyhat: You know...hypothetically
Rhynerd: Step 1: Panic
asthanius: "I would listen to people and not be a jerk"
nyquister_: Everyone, right here, right now
Austere_Squire: I hate this cult leader man so much
DeM0nFiRe: "Hey concussed 18 year old, what should I do?"
pseudo_panda: Angela is really fixated on two young adults possibly having a consensual relationship
GoAmpDog2: isn't angela only 42
Lysander_Gustav: sheesh guy, what a downer
LithelyUnshod: I see Tom Arnold
elkae: No one has self-esteem here, very #relatable
elah806: If I were in your position, I we're....fucking....pornstars, okay?
NimrodXIV: bicycles are scary
kimmiekoneko: nah, y'all just have brain damage
Diabore: @GoAmpDog2 48 iirc, 30 years older than bens character
Easilycrazyhat: Bicycles. Who knows how those work, amirite?
ButButTheJesus: @elah806 :D
Seth_Erickson: He reads books Cori
monkeyrama: Creative Writing OpieOP
Seth_Erickson: that's why
Pteraspidomorphi: I hear they read books
nyquister_: That's the game developer talking to the player
andysoo89: @diabore also 30 years older than Ben IRL Kappa
monkeyrama: Not really, no
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah
DeM0nFiRe: Do we even know what class this guy teaches? What if he's like the gym teacher or something
LadyAiluros: Sometimes yes
Kiwijelly: yes
wynternyghtynggale: he is a creative writting profressor tho
RockPusher: occassionally
Lysander_Gustav: He only knows this one subject. He over-specialized his research. ;)
ButButTheJesus: i never did
Ba_Dum_Tish: I never did
nyquister_: Yep, geo peeps do
kumatsu: creative writing classes don't
Juliamon: Occasionally
ContingentCat: the prof looks like chubby Tom Hanks to me
Ferisar: depends on the class and the school
JaysonMaxwell: You live in the territory of Salem, you learn about Salem. And yes, travel happens.
LadyAiluros: I did once
laskoreadscomics: Less frequently, but yes
Traion: A creative writing class? No way
Lord_ZYRK: DeM0nFiRe creative writing
Fu4ow: @DeM0nFiRe creative writing
Manae: I did, to visit like the John Deer plant
Ominouslyominous: Yes. Geologists especially. They just wander off into the wilderness.
Ferisar: LOL
NimrodXIV: it's a cat
TetraRay: LOL
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: Look at Adam's zoomies
quasi79fu: yeeet
Basic_Human_Decency: and professor zoidberg is gone again Kappa
Rhynerd: John is the hero of the century
OksanaSean: They go on trips. They don’t come back
PhoenixShaman: cat
Lord_ZYRK: Running from the screen at the slightest spoop? This IS Adam
Tangsm: Click to make sure your heart beats.
RockPusher: Let's go look at the cows with the windows in the side… because we can!
KidAmn: when in doubt, do a little wee and then run
knickknacksnackery: As a music major, the ensembles I sang with toured almost every semester
DeM0nFiRe: CAT
rainbowmage42: what exactly is she a college professor of? has there ever been seven
monkeyrama: Kiity PogChamp
Diabore: "im responsible for you" NOPE
TheAinMAP: Cat!
Lysander_Gustav: of course
cgwonder: kitty!
CaptainSpam: Kitty!
ButButTheJesus: KITTEH
NimrodXIV: I was right!!
eshplode: dayUhoh
SpacePotato01: and now the xenomorph
ContingentCat: katesLoaf
monosceros: we're heeeeeeeere
Rhynerd: Minnow!
wildpeaks: nimlotSatan_WH
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Kitkit
Lysander_Gustav: huh?
accountmadeforants: HahaCat
Biomonkey01: here comes the real jumpscare
quasi79fu: Meeeeeeowww
wench_tacular: kitty
Ferisar: angela
Eklinaar: If y'all let the cat die I'll never forgive you
sendatou: whaaaaaa
Lysander_Gustav: wow
Ferisar: holy shit
DeM0nFiRe: So John jumped off a bridge because of a bicycle and ran into the woods beecause of a cat
wench_tacular: maybe
EvilBadman: what's your game here, grifter
Lysander_Gustav: This is so surreal
cgwonder: really angela?
Diabore: really? really?
Easilycrazyhat: Angela, can you get just a LITTLE chill, damn
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Super lame
quasi79fu: Omg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just throw Angela into a fire
Rhynerd: Nah, just trespassing.
BrindleBoar: Angela can you not suck for like five minutes
BusTed: We will make it legal.
JaysonMaxwell: Trespassing at best
CleeKru: magick
elkae: She's a snitch!
monkeyrama: We can read the book seabatPjorg
rasterscan: Angela is so the person that would report a person to the HOA for the grass being mowed the wrong way
accountmadeforants: It's an MTG guide!
sendatou: "there was a cat in there" "What are you up to?" whaaaa
shaunleung: Eh I prefer standard
knickknacksnackery: Magick: the Gathering
CaptainSpam: Oh, god, it's got a "k" at the end of it.
ChrisTheLemming: modern is so busted tho
PMAvers: Oh, opening a book recently never went poorly.
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
KidAmn: they're ILLUSIONS
NimrodXIV: now you can get girls, Andrew!
lithuasil: Oh neat, a first Edition M:TA sourcebook
monosceros: this went well in Midsommar
sendatou: oh the priest
Leonhart321: Oh, a Pokemon guide
NightWingMistHawk: From the side Andrew's face looks like Sid from Toy Story
wynternyghtynggale: the boyfriend had it
quasi79fu: Praise The Sun
kimmiekoneko: ok aleister crowley, what did you do this time
elkae: It had the initials TC on it
ANeMzero: Angela definitely feels like the kind of person who lives in a gated community and routinely calls the cops on one her one POC neighbor for being "suspicious"
BrindleBoar: "on this week's bogcast"
rainbowmage42: I bet the guy in the library is one of the students
monkeyrama: A not so hidden box seabatPjorg
Karmegeddon: GUN
Ankylosaur: It's another cat
sendatou: ooooooh
ContingentCat: Gun!
Karmegeddon: Called it!
asthanius: Gun is like a mimic
Rhynerd: the gun!
Lysander_Gustav: seems like a good idea
Kiwijelly: @kimmiekoneko it's aleister crowley so I'm going to assume.... everyone
Lord_ZYRK: So anyway, I started blasting
Serpens77: the best super-power! Gun!
wildpeaks: schroedinger's chekov
IgorApp: Pratical Magic? The Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman Banger movie?
Seth_Erickson: It's Gun
Leonhart321: Annie gets a gun
ChrisTheLemming: andy's got a gun
Kiwijelly: ok
monkeyrama: is it... loaded already? :O
wench_tacular: Murica!
Ba_Dum_Tish: God and anime
kimmiekoneko: so anyway, i started blasting
Lord_ZYRK: More than enough to kill anything that moves
quasi79fu: pewp pew pew
Basic_Human_Decency: and in the ass it goes
Lysander_Gustav: yay everything is better with guns ;)
Rhynerd: 4 shots enough to kill 2/3rds of anything that moves.
Juliamon: Just casually yoink a gun
wench_tacular: whisht
storiers: "hmm, who did that cat shoot at twice, though?"
monkeyrama: Secret gun 👀
andysoo89: 4 bullets, 4 other characters?
ChainedDreamer: So much for being agood guy :)
PMAvers: Oh no, a suppository bullet, my only weakness!
electric_claire: Angela is an exercise in creating the worst possible human being
otherguymikey: real question is: would angela be for or against gun?
itira: sassy lady
ChrisTheLemming: better wizards than you have lost a buttock
DeM0nFiRe: o<-<
Easilycrazyhat: Art Commune
CAKHost: Ben: ND++
Lysander_Gustav: ah, stickman on a tree. Wild.
NimrodXIV: it's a stickman. kids draw them
knickknacksnackery: Shoot Toby twice
niccus: hey, at least we won't get more than 4 NDs
quasi79fu: Blair Witch
Lord_ZYRK: Angela like "I've got some wood I want to inspect, too"
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Fu4ow: very little in this game has hooked me
wench_tacular: Dave's Lumbar and Lumber
otherguymikey: you look on the other trees and you'll see that cool S from high school
quasi79fu: Omg Oh Noooo woood carvings
The_Color_Twelve: the old feed dump special: falls down, shoots self in the dick
Easilycrazyhat: I don't remember the supernatural runes being carved into the giving tree
Biomonkey01: This eldritch place has reshaped tables and desks into some kind of pillar! So spooky!
monosceros: we've got everything for your artis-anal needs
beowuuf: what sick mind carves L + M 4 eva?
elkae: Use gun?
BogglesUrMind: Is that the kid from that "You guys are getting paid?" meme?
OksanaSean: Wait this isn’t Restoration hardware ?!?
monkeyrama: You could be on the track team! :)
Ferisar: bet you it's 'cause he drank
asthanius: cat
sendatou: cat
Rhynerd: it was a small cat.
wench_tacular: don't even woryy about it
quasi79fu: Big scary Monster
sendatou: SAY ITS A CAT
Seth_Erickson: Angela pls
andysoo89: An adorable kitty cat
monkeyrama: So "supportive"
wargodmogis: Ben can't be the bad guy
Easilycrazyhat: He'd rather it have been scary so he looks better
Biomonkey01: say it's a fucking cat
sendatou: Why
asthanius: These people are all terrible at talking
kimmiekoneko: we don't talk about the cat
knickknacksnackery: DAMN Angela
quasi79fu: Omg ANgela
Easilycrazyhat: cause he ran away
TheAwkes: Gotta love the DoF blur effect borders around character models.
unicornly: I know second graders lest twitchy than that guy.
asthanius: "So anyway, I started blasting"
Kiwijelly: you know what would work better? If these characters didn't know each other. Like if they were taking a late night dollar bus that had to stop
Mr_Dirty: Adam will remember that
Easilycrazyhat: That's how you win Biggest Dickhead, Wheeler.
CaptainSpam: "Look for something you can break the glass with." "How about your BIG DUMB SKULL?" Kappa
monkeyrama: More rock PogChamp
PMAvers: Under the rock was... another gun!
Lord_ZYRK: A rock! You can use it for protection.
Pteraspidomorphi: That's breaking and entering!
sendatou: what is hapenning
accountmadeforants: "This one rock isn't just a texture, wow!"
monkeyrama: wtf is this
Kiwijelly: and then they've got a reason to be unsettled and disoriented, and it's the bus so of course they're weird
MrTheWalrus: This is very odd.
denu55: what the hell is this convo
BrindleBoar: why is this a conversation?!?
Biomonkey01: Who talks like this?!
quasi79fu: hit him in the head
kimmiekoneko: you need a professional darts player to make this shot
NimrodXIV: why are they arguing about this
Lord_ZYRK: Man's got an addiction to throwing
BusTed: John has the monopoly on throwing things.
Fu4ow: WTF
Leonhart321: Its a rock....through a window
Easilycrazyhat: Ok, that one was deserved, Angela
otherguymikey: he REALLY wants to show off those dart skills
HuskyStopSign: What is John a champion rock thrower now
Pteraspidomorphi: Angela with the consistent personality
denu55: jesus
Lord_ZYRK: Yes
BusTed: Thanks Dad, I mean John.
monkeyrama: what is happening LUL
Seth_Erickson: what is going on
CaptainSpam: Wait, he's a baseball professor now?
asthanius: What is this dialogue?
denu55: what is this convo!?!¿?
PixelArtDragon: What does the prof have about throwing things?
elkae: This is DUMB
Halabast: Congrats Ben, you hit the barn door!
kimmiekoneko: these people are losing their MINDS
CaptainSpam: What is this relationship?
cadesguy: who talks like this
ContingentCat: it's a window like 6 feet away
electric_claire: This game is written by aliens
Lord_ZYRK: Show me your honor
MrTheWalrus: What. Is, This. Dialog.
iris_of_ether: Hit the broad side of a window
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I cna make that shot and i'm half blind.
BogglesUrMind: Didn't he JUST finish saying anyone could do it?
NoNane09: that man's hand is bleeding E V E R Y W H E R E
RockPusher: Could we have beaned John with the rock?
nyquister_: Parkour
SurfDownstage: Fuckin Polkadot Patterson over here
denu55: I'm a ProFFEsOR
BogglesUrMind: And then say "COuld a rookie do that?"
monkeyrama: JAmes gets to play :O
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You'd be shredded going through that window
Austere_Squire: i feel like if you stranded me with one of my college classes and professors, we'd be much more functional than these dudes
Rhynerd: James gets to play!
gamercat88: lrrBEEEJ
SnackPak_: and James!
Lord_ZYRK: RockPusher that's a good question
wench_tacular: finally!!
DAC169: hey! aipHi
asthanius: WELP time for the second break!
sendatou: Chad James
otherguymikey: wheres the B&E comment now Angela?
elkae: Beej!
accountmadeforants: After two hours, James is Video James!
quasi79fu: Daniel
Easilycrazyhat: But it's like...2 feet high, james. How could they possibly step over that.
andysoo89: Did anyone consider knocking?
Austere_Squire: i'm waitingf or this to be over in 2 minutes
Traion: So James remember you have to roleplay young Beej
enki1256: lrrBEEEJ lrrJAMES lrrBEEEJ
Tiber727: Also, if you miss, what's the harm? You pick the rock up and throw again.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jamej
hanzi_keat: !uptime
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OksanaSean: You missed the professor
beowuuf: lrrJAMES lrrCHKN
wench_tacular: jlrrCarrotmilk
denu55: spoooopyyyy
Easilycrazyhat: Oh hey, the bus
Rhynerd: is that the canadian ghost I've heard about?
BogglesUrMind: I love that outfit!
Lord_ZYRK: Asbestos, probably
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SpacePotato01: pointy fence
gamercat88: this is how you get tentious
sendatou: James' character is like Micheal from Until Dawn but with no charisma
elah806: "I'm sure it's nothing"
wench_tacular: self impales, game over
Seth_Erickson: it's been fun yeah
asthanius: Personally, I don't like the writing
asthanius: But that's it
Easilycrazyhat: The game seems fine, most of the characters SUCK
BogglesUrMind: I'm hating on this game cause I think its lame
Seth_Erickson: don't see the problem here
NimrodXIV: it's entertaining, maybe not exacly...good
otherguymikey: the game is fun, it's just also fun dunking on it :3
wynternyghtynggale: i love watching yall play this series of game every year
CleeKru: it's definitely better than man of medan
andysoo89: I hate every character so far
Ferisar: yeah they're idiots in a horror movie
Makrosian_Tae: Important message in 2020 "it's okay to like things"
Ba_Dum_Tish: I want most of the characters to die, the game is fine
Kiwijelly: it's better than Man of Medan
Lirelent: i like LRR playing this game
BrindleBoar: it's free real estate!
monkeyrama: It's dumb and campy, pretty fitting for this style of game
Fu4ow: enjoying the steram, disliking the game
Rhynerd: We didn't come here for a good horror movie
Leonhart321: There can be a difference between fun and good
Sarah_Serinde: We can make fun of the weird/dumb things and still like the game
sendatou: the writing is dumb which makes it funny
CleeKru: not as good as Until Dawn though
KidAmn: you can't just yeet yourself into non-stop terror from minute 1 all day every day, sometimes you gotta build to it
adi_pie: Like, it's dumb. But in a B-movie horror kind of way.
quasi79fu: I have a reason to Hate a part of this game...but for the most part the game is good
TheAwkes: You put a bus in the bushes and then you don't let us check it out?
kimmiekoneko: hmm i do want to buy some land though
IgorApp: flip the sign
ContingentCat: it's entertaining because of you guys but playing it myself no
azkovo: i hated that interaction at the window, but's been enjoyable to watch
monkeyrama: No, pumpkin NotLikeThis
DeM0nFiRe: Oof
PixelArtDragon: In fairness to the game, dumb characters are part of the horror genre
AWildTransgirlAppeared: How cheap is the land?
NimrodXIV: oh no
wench_tacular: atheists
BlueMechanic: It's free real-estate
ContingentCat: katesRip
Lysander_Gustav: awwww
ArrestedHouse: if people were smart in a horror movie, it would be no fun
x0den: no pumpkin!
Lord_ZYRK: Pumpkin nooo BibleThump
DeM0nFiRe: Dead pumpkin
eshplode: RIP
Manae: Has he SEEN property values? Get it while it's cheap!
Naarius: Time for pie!
Easilycrazyhat: It's now ...uh...a butterfly
Basic_Human_Decency: nice
Lirelent: oh nooo
TehAmelie: a header? but a head is all it has
saucemaster5000: I think this is citizen kane
Lysander_Gustav: poor pumpkin
SmoreThanAFeelin: lets go to the fridgeeee
quasi79fu: LOL
elkae: RIP Pumpkin
plundypops: oh no that pumpkin is messed up :O
Seth_Erickson: one communal fridge
ChargingFerret: its a kitty face
Rhynerd: The only fridge in little hope.
wargodmogis: The comunal fridge
wench_tacular: lampshading
BogglesUrMind: If you need some peanut butter and apple slices, go here!
Orgmastron: Fs in chat for pumpkin
Mister_BlueSky: Its a b movie as a game.
KidAmn: in the late 17th century towns could often only afford one fridge
Lysander_Gustav: lrrAWW
SurfDownstage: f
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GoblinRanger: F
Lord_ZYRK: BogglesUrMind you keep peanut butter in the fridge?
niccus: pumpkin is fleeting
KidAmn: being better than Man of Medan is a *low* bar to clear
Easilycrazyhat: Man of Medan took a while to get into. This hopped right in.
BogglesUrMind: @Lord_ZYRK Don't shame me
wench_tacular: oh good, a creepy playground
otherguymikey: "Little Hope is a town of tradition. We got one fridge and then we stayed that way."
Kiwijelly: very low
Austere_Squire: Better than Medan, maybe not than Until Dawn
MadmanOreo: Obvious the evil land developer that made up this witch bullshit obviously wants that land.
denu55: a spooky drawing!
frozenphoenix7: I liked the characters in Man of Medan more
monkeyrama: We're just lookin this time
Kiwijelly: take a shot
Naarius: That rock did a pretty good art right there
NoNane09: I'm with Adam. These characters are a little aggro towards each other, but at least ehy're not all hostile all the time
Seth_Erickson: cool drawing
NimrodXIV: ART
Seth_Erickson: I guess
accountmadeforants: It reminds me of LA Noire, it's not well written, and bites off way more than it can chew, but it's well made and committed to the bit.
cgwonder: man of medan kinda gave away it's story in the opening. we basically knew the whole time that it was some kind of poisonous fog. this has a lot more intrigue
DAC169: wait for it...
Ferisar: what's up fellow pipedwellers
Namboto: I too hear a horror sting everytime I see a child
snowmonkey99: It's Megan not Mary now?
Easilycrazyhat: *DUNDUN* *Girl plays dramatically*
Lysander_Gustav: A little bit silent hill, a little bit terry gilliam,
Lord_ZYRK: You're too old for that
DAC169: HI!! aipHi
Ba_Dum_Tish: We have to keep Beej alive
Opera707: that got me
denu55: @snowmonkey99 theres 2 girls
wench_tacular: shoulda listened!
Makrosian_Tae: Jump scare!
Austere_Squire: aha, she was a nun all along
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, it's an old-tyme playground
Dared00: get aweeeeh
Austere_Squire: Cahson
Juliamon: We found the young priest
TetraRay: uhhh.....
Easilycrazyhat: I'm suddenly very uncomfortable.
Leonhart321: Oh no
Makrosian_Tae: Kid must've been burned as a witch
wench_tacular: oh dear
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
MadmanOreo: !adult
Kiwijelly: uhhhh
Austere_Squire: um
Duwani1: aww is he a pedophile?
Makrosian_Tae: Roufh
Lirelent: uuuu devil?
ThatBoyf: Ah we in salem?
ContingentCat: ummm
Naarius: Rowan, help
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uuuhhhhhhhh
FionasGotIT: Stranger danger!
sendatou: uuuu witch?
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
NoNane09: O O P S
zeathean: oh no, don't dig that theme
AzureishDragoon: Let's seriously Nope.
ContingentCat: Wow snitch
Fu4ow: is that Eddie Redmayne?
Lysander_Gustav: well, neat
asthanius: um
Kiwijelly: ok, not bad
Makrosian_Tae: Getting some seriously child abuse vibes here. Trigger warning
Spacecarl: influencing the past, cool
chris365: What happened to Serge?
Easilycrazyhat: Future? Ghosts? Cool band name
accountmadeforants: That was a cool moment
Austere_Squire: What are they saying? I can't understand them, it's not American!
Lord_ZYRK: "She's a snitch!" "Burn the snitch!"
JaysonMaxwell: Time Travers caused Salem. Cool story.
RendezVoodoo: time ghost
Kiwijelly: that was pretty effective
MadmanOreo: future ghosts
Rujasu: Well that's neat
sendatou: XD
KidAmn: I fought a ghost and the, ghost won
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
monkeyrama: omg
Kiwijelly: Darn you, Victor!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stick together, something we have been real good at so far Kappa
BrindleBoar: History is written by the witchter.
knickknacksnackery: Okay this is pretty cool, I'm on board
MrTheWalrus: You're all time ghosts, deal with it.
itira: Whos Victor
Ferisar: but can you flip it?
eshplode: Look at this graph
OksanaSean: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
cgwonder: only ben can flip
Austere_Squire: GRAPH
wynternyghtynggale: Flip it thats the ticket
denu55: oh come on
monkeyrama: oh noooo
Lord_ZYRK: Ben's the witch WutFace
TehAmelie: flip it *snap* flip it good
Easilycrazyhat: ouch...
cgwonder: yikes
Lysander_Gustav: uh oh
BusTed: Haha.
wench_tacular: flip it real good
Earthenone: ive seen that anime!
ContingentCat: welp
Leonhart321: Yes, bad
Austere_Squire: Indiana Jones is coming for you
monosceros: who's got a concussion NOW, BISH
itira: yikers
Earthenone: !time
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LurkerSpine: woah, lots of people in here today
elkae: Nice
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's fine. Angela is into BDSM
NoNane09: Ah, so THAT'S the game's gimmick: I bet how friendly the team is to Mary determines how angry the spirits are.
monkeyrama: Just dodge the chains OpieOP
TheAwkes: It looked like she was in some sort of make out hole.
Austere_Squire: If it were me, I would simply not get chained
ContingentCat: if it were me I'd simpily not be chained
Easilycrazyhat: But your Snark is off the charts, Cori
Austere_Squire: eyyyyyyyyyy @ContingentCat
sendatou: hahaha
NoNane09: LUL
Seth_Erickson: LUL
denu55: oh wow
asthanius: What a GAMER
SnackPak_: oops!
ArrestedHouse: LuL
TehAmelie: angela will remember that
Earthenone: exactly that james
ContingentCat: @Austere_Squire eyyyy
monkeyrama: Oops LUL
Fu4ow: iirc in Man of Medan those hints were basically useless?
Earthenone: exactly that
SeismicLawns: you're supposed to get good james
circusofkirkus: it's okay, Minecraft doesn't have QTEs
Rhynerd: horror fodder James Turner.
fastlane250: lrrWOW
wolfek1ng: Why does the character twist his wrist like 270 degrees to flip a picture
andysoo89: James and fall damage, name a more iconic duo
asthanius: Adam's the bard
monosceros: you don't even have a gun
Lysander_Gustav: oh a puzzle
Easilycrazyhat: Oooh, Mancala!
Getter404: Oh hey, coffee beans
ContingentCat: oo beans
cgwonder: smooooth
Ba_Dum_Tish: Old timey go board
DeM0nFiRe: Piece of candy!
snowmonkey99: Lollies!
wench_tacular: does it have shiney speckles?
quasi79fu: Runes
Lord_ZYRK: Me! Me! Picklepee!
ArtemisKing: are these games playable by one person, or do they need multiple people?
Halabast: Silky smooth
asthanius: I have a lunchbox full of crazy bones
quasi79fu: Runes are used to tell the future
monkeyrama: Nailed it
StalinRuSH: how old is Ulmer?
ContingentCat: oh yeah those things were neat
PixelArtDragon: That's a really weird crokinole board
Seth_Erickson: Pump a Rum Pump a Rum
Traion: @artemisking you can do them single player
Rhynerd: you must pump a rum now.
Getter404: @ArtemisKing You can solo it, but passing the controller around was such a big thing with Until Dawn that they decided to start officially supporting it.
Dish_KP: not elder futhark
Easilycrazyhat: I wouldn't be surprised by that, with this game
CAKHost: If you give her the rock, you will become penguin married!
Ferisar: so the factory waaas closing
Halabast: Den of ravens?
Lord_ZYRK: I can't imagine there's much of a market for dens specifically tailored to ravens
ArtemisKing: oh wow! thanks for the replies! usually play games by myself rn since covid limits hanging with friends
elkae: Dad's job?
sendatou: com on dip
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why didn't he lift her?
denu55: @ArtemisKing you can play with buddies online too
Easilycrazyhat: James or Wheeler are super dead
Getter404: Those are CW muscles, they are purely aesthetic.
elkae: Beej is so brave
TehAmelie: model muscles, only useful for posing for 8 seconds a day
monkeyrama: woooooow
wench_tacular: and if it's not all clear, I'll just die
monkeyrama: Best Friends for a reason
quasi79fu: James is the Impostor
BusTed: Woooow
beowuuf: apparently taylor liked that and you're heroic?
SkylerRingtail: Haven't you been using your own phone???
KidAmn: split👏 the 👏 party 👏 👏 👏👏👏
BrindleBoar: ruined
Leonhart321: No, James is the Hero we deserve, Adam is the Agent of Chaos
VintageSpiffy: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
Earthenone: perfect
denu55: oh NO
PipeSmokingOwl: jorbsGlare benginChaos benginTraitor
Easilycrazyhat: Oh dang
Lysander_Gustav: drat
ButButTheJesus: JAMES
sendatou: lol
monkeyrama: Now we have no light NotLikeThis
rasterscan: welp.
denu55: lmao
itira: wow
PMAvers: Deeeeeeeeead. So dead.
Austere_Squire: didn't he find a flashlight before....?
monkeyrama: Adam messing with the mouse OpieOP
LadyAiluros: It was my new iPhone 12 Pro!!
SeismicLawns: really said to throw it damn
Lord_ZYRK: Hope you paid extra for the accidental damage warranty brotherrr
Tiber727: Then maybe she should have bought a case.
BrindleBoar: James sus Kappa
BusTed: If she dies, she dies.
SquareDotCube: James, do you have a controller connected?
Seth_Erickson: I'll get there when I get there
itira: "is it safe? did you get murdered as soon as you entered?"
denu55: use a controller
NimrodXIV: not on purpose anyway
Earthenone: at least not this soon
Easilycrazyhat: If they die, they die
OksanaSean: It’s a grocery store I am sure they have flashlights
snowmonkey99: Someone with a gun shoots the driver eventually
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out there's a QTE to just shoot everyone with the gun Keepo
wargodmogis: If anything, James more likely killed himself by losing the phone
Rhynerd: I mean, Man of Medan had a moment where one character could stab another, right?
sendatou: to be fair, Wheeler, your character is the worst (Also, James' character)
wildpeaks: convenient
BrindleBoar: WHAT
Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
Earthenone: wow
RockPusher: gabyLul
Lord_ZYRK: or twelve
Rhynerd: the flashlight factory!
Ferisar: luuuckyyyy
sendatou: illusion of choice
Tangsm: Amazing
monkeyrama: Convenient LUL
denu55: WHAT
SmoreThanAFeelin: just a bucket of emmm
elkae: There was no floor, James
ContingentCat: "your actions will influence someone to die" is the most passive voice way to say "killed them"
Telephoneline: omfg wow
denu55: in the hell
RuiFaleiro: And yet, only took one.
Seth_Erickson: Ground Beef 2.49 👀
Ankylosaur: He fell into a flashlight store!
RockPusher: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
Earthenone: good thing we smashed that dumb phone
DAC169: aipLUL
empyreon: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Leonhart321: Flashlights with perfect batteries
DeM0nFiRe: "If I had a flashlight I wouldnt have fallen on this pile of flashlights"
nyquister_: Pick up one
Ba_Dum_Tish: Flashlactory
wench_tacular: nail on the head
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Naarius: lrrSACK_PM
Easilycrazyhat: I'm dying at "flashlight factory"
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW_WH
Scy_Anide: Pick up ten
theneatestburrito: ILUSSION OF CHOICE
TheAwkes: Deus Ex Flashlight
Ferisar: you don't need the cursor
RealGamerCow: I'd fill my pockets with those things
RuiFaleiro: Surely it's flashlight ex machina.
RAICx: jlrrCoolgame jlrrCoolgame
denu55: controller lmao*
PMAvers: James "No-Click" Turner
otherguymikey: Little Hope known for its two holes: Make Out and Flashlight
elkae: No need for all-caps
Earthenone: good
Earthenone: now we are safe
monosceros: James liked watching for so long and just wants Beej to die
sendatou: lol say nothing
TehAmelie: fiat lux machina, or something
Getter404: Taylor Disapproves
denu55: is a rat
MadmanOreo: You gotta be a rogue to dual-weild flashlights, ben
sendatou: lol
Easilycrazyhat: "Anyone? Anyone? Is this mic on?"
ContingentCat: is he surprised there's rats in an abandomed building?
asthanius: Like, zoinks, Taylor!
Lord_ZYRK: This is DEFINITELY Dollar Store Beej
saucemaster5000: If I was playing, I'd just always pick "say nothing"
therealkenm135: that rat thing sounded like a wheeler joke
monkeyrama: lol
hippitybobbity: why is this guy suddenly written like john fuckin mulaney
TheAwkes: My favourite: Soda Brand Soda.
BusTed: Would you burn the witch for... a Scooby Snack?
sendatou: if this is Scoobydoo, James is shaggy xd
warpig_mint: liebotHype liebotHype liebotHype
OksanaSean: No flashlights that’s for sure
RealGamerCow: I just thought of that story this week about the guy that fell down a hole of rats and I am not okay
Blue_Anteater: calling it now, he's from the past, leading them to their dooom
Lord_ZYRK: BusTed LUL
monosceros: "I have company of the rodent variety, I'm drowning in beavers over here"
monkeyrama: Scrappy seabatYIKES
Lysander_Gustav: scooby is a very intelligent dog. I'm sure he has a cellphone
asthanius: Yeah, this guy's got real Scrappy Doo energy
rasterscan: This is why I think this game is fun, but not good. Because this is not actually good at producing the emotions/effect the devs intended. It's so unintentionally goofy.
SeismicLawns: Adam's the guest appearance
Easilycrazyhat: Trapped in a grocery store of emotions
sonic_danno: Adam's clearly red herring
ArtemisKing: scrappy doo is the evil boss according to james gunns movies
Fu4ow: @rasterscan agreed
Lysander_Gustav: Jump-scare!
wench_tacular: James getting all the hot ghost action
Orgmastron: GHOAT
Orgmastron: GHOAST*
TetraRay: is that the professor as well ?
Getter404: Well, I mean you're a ghost, so yeah probably
LadyAiluros: I've taught this novel.
Duwani1: he looks like the professor
lithuasil: Why does everyone in the past have sean beans accent
MadmanOreo: well, are you in league with the devil?
Lord_ZYRK: Ye want some bailehs?
saucemaster5000: I think Adam's the witch
Spacecarl: Its three different groups of them at different times
Clockwork_Penguin: Ohhh, doing Pendle witches again
ArrestedHouse: "but because i know about these accusations, i will be accused as a witch"
Easilycrazyhat: I literally watched The Witch last night and the accents are so similar.
Lord_ZYRK: I don't know you! That's my purse!
RuiFaleiro: That's my purse!
Clockwork_Penguin: Expalins the Lancashire accents
Fu4ow: I like how they use the same actors as multiple characters
RuiFaleiro: Ayyy @Lord_ZYRK
Lord_ZYRK: RuiFaleiro seabatBRAIN
RockPusher: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
Austere_Squire: Punch them
otherguymikey: "Ehhhmehhh"
eshplode: Do not admit them! *Opens the door*
Getter404: That polo shirt is unnatural in the 18th century! It is of the Devil!
monkeyrama: LUL
itira: my wife
wench_tacular: she's my wife now
Austere_Squire: What are these words they're saying, i don't understand
SeismicLawns: my siiight
itira: your wife
Lysander_Gustav: well, drat
beowuuf: mah sahght
otherguymikey: Trust Injustice
Nigouki: oh hey, it's the highway trooper
Fancy_frenchman: MY WIIIIIIFE
Austere_Squire: i feel like the priest sounds like Jon Snow
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Lord_ZYRK: McGruff will sniff out if she is innocent or guilty
quasi79fu: Justice in Puritan Times was brutally wrong
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
EvilBadman: Not where, Marty, WHEN.
Lysander_Gustav: that was a really long take
Fu4ow: odds that we ever learn what's up with Daniel/Taylor?
ArrestedHouse: "i saw that town, silent hill"
beowuuf: metal wife
NoNane09: "it didn't make much sense"
Lord_ZYRK: Priest? In concert? Here?!
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, this is a great time for jokes, Taylor
Fancy_frenchman: whispered “my wiiiife”
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Halabast: Strange cut there
monkeyrama: uuuuh
Pteraspidomorphi: Lake friend
itira: uhm
SeismicLawns: uuuuuu
josh___something: Woah
Easilycrazyhat: thanks.
Serpens77: that seems nice and normal and good
LadyAiluros: did NONE of these people read the Crucible in high school?????
empyreon: UM
Easilycrazyhat: I'm good.
Sarah_Serinde: katesBoo
snowmonkey99: So... The ladies are magic touched and can see ghosts, obviously.... why could *Joeseph* see the future ghost?
ArtemisKing: theyll be dead when you see them again
Lysander_Gustav: I'm totally fine with some other studio trying their own Silent Hill style game.
DAC169: @LadyAiluros not sure I've heard of it aipThink
CururuGuasu: New goal: create a time paradox
EvilBadman: Yeah fuck those guys
monkeyrama: God daaaamn
Easilycrazyhat: Jesus, Angela
Getter404: I keep thinking that's the guy from Jedi Fallen Order
Halabast: Game seems to become increasingly grey?
Serpens77: tell us how you really feel
itira: wow
Diabore: angelas punchy
Seth_Erickson: Angela doesn't have any filter huh
Lord_ZYRK: This abandoned building is such a DUMP DansGame
ContingentCat: Wow Angela
empyreon: LUL Angela speeking truth
wench_tacular: judgy mc judgeface
Lysander_Gustav: wow jeez
otherguymikey: jeez someone get Angela a drink
monosceros: Angela is kinda an old Heather
SeismicLawns: angela's always either the worst or the best
Tangsm: Angela is into bad boys.
OksanaSean: Don’t forget to split up
Fu4ow: suddenly Angela is enjoyable??
Nigouki: "all the drunk tanks were built by the same contractor! know 'em like the back of my hand"
CaptainSpam: "You've been in one town drunk tank, you've been in... forget I said that."
LadyAiluros: @DAC169 It's an often-taught novel in American Lit (so I know US-centrist) but it's set in Salem, during the witch trials. It was written as an allegory for McCarthy's communism hunt
JaysonMaxwell: I love Angela, I had a professor like her back in the day. Zero Subtlety and sharp as a razor.
monkeyrama: Angela really just comes in guns blazing every time
le_humph: @theovenbird Thanks for the giftsub!
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
walkeroftales: angela has been possessed! by the spirit of a better character!
SeismicLawns: jlrrFall
Getter404: This cabinet is not up to code! SPOOKY
ContingentCat: jumpscare!
empyreon: get GOT
quasi79fu: hahhahahaha
empyreon: <3
theovenbird: @le_humph you're welcome!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
EvilBadman: It was coming right at me!
Gnuttor: It is the only way to be sure!
VoodontWoW: Release the jumpscare!
elkae: If she's not a witch she'll survive!
quasi79fu: seriously the file cabinet attacked first I swear officer
Getter404: Dennis Reynolds.
ContingentCat: sweet a pog
monosceros: vaseline or barcode
elah806: Vaseline or barcode?
vrecken: scouts patch?
SSnakeAce: Lice Department
Ankylosaur: A coaster?
beowuuf: day 0
SpacePotato01: cheat commando's... riggedy roll!
ArtemisKing: why would you leave such a cool patch
SeismicLawns: Patch or sharpie? Vaseline of barcode!
ContingentCat: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
wynternyghtynggale: the solders from man of midan
asthanius: go 2 jail
wolfek1ng: A gun, but the last 4 bullets seem to have disappeared
Lord_ZYRK: Let's go to prison! PogChamp
monkeyrama: As a kid? :O
asthanius: wait
Lord_ZYRK: Did you get arrested for being a TOTAL NERD
elkae: Have these people never been in a horror game before?? You gotta fill your pockets with everything!
BusTed: Were you in the drunk tank?
asthanius: adam lived in a police station?
monkeyrama: Oh dang, Adam
EvilBadman: Banksy!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dad was like "Yep sure get in there Adam"
monosceros: Adam has been in jail but never in a real ass fight
monkeyrama: Wild
asthanius: cool
ContingentCat: wow
ReynardWrecca: @BusTed "It was Hallowe'en, babe, in the drunk tank, a spoopy man said to me "you won't see another one..."
denu55: weird
Lord_ZYRK: So they hire you and give yo a house 🤔
saucemaster5000: Adam's a prison baby, poor man
Basic_Human_Decency: so could you file a noise complaint on the PD?
elkae: Like a priest
empyreon: He's got the swagger
Mangledpixel: when I was young I visited the local constabulary, one of my friends accidentaly got locked in the drunk tank
EvilBadman: James is anti-phone, remember
Lysander_Gustav: hahahaha
CaptainSpam: And then you open a door, find the officer on duty, explain the situation, and everything works out okay. The end!
NimrodXIV: sweet, hippie junk
monkeyrama: SEems safe
Draynus: Wheeler has a point if this were Silent Hill
Lysander_Gustav: mooon!
wench_tacular: get on the point
Getter404: The moon. Day bow bow
otherguymikey: hippie junk!
SeismicLawns: eyyyyy
SmoreThanAFeelin: eyyyyy
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: eyyyy
cgwonder: eyyyyy
Nigouki: eeeeeyyyyyyyy
itira: eeyyy
otherguymikey: Tesus Christ
quasi79fu: Praise The Sun
empyreon: eyyyyyyy 420
ReynardWrecca: Right ladies and gents, I am bloody loving this but it's not far off midnight and I'm up early for work. Thank you for the company and whatnot, be happy and kind.
Seth_Erickson: Get me some of that Moon Dust
EvilBadman: going moon over my hammy tonight
Tiber727: That's shaped like a phone.
Rhynerd: 420 blaze the moon
monkeyrama: thc for errybody
ButButTheJesus: i found bugs
ANeMzero: Smoke the Moon, Hack the Planet
NimrodXIV: there's a rug there
SK__Ren: Call me Cave Johnson because I'm gonna snort this moon
elkae: Test it maybe
EvilBadman: red phone? batman is incoming!
josh___something: YEET!
ArtemisKing: there even power to the town?
DAC169: wait for it...
SnackPak_: wow dude
Serpens77: we're Maniac Mansion now; did you choose one of the characters that can fix the phone?
denu55: you need a professor to know how to operate a phone
ContingentCat: Wow ok Kyle
Getter404: You mean someone forgot to pay the phone bill in the last 50 years?
itira: rawwwwwwwr
Tangsm: Really? Nobody paid the phone bill for this decaying school?
NimrodXIV: dumbass
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: kids dont know how to use landlines
Ferisar: this guy is tilted
Ferisar: about to ragequit
RockPusher: Hulk Smash!
LadyAiluros: Hulk SMASH
quasi79fu: Hulk smash
Juliamon: What a dingus
RealGamerCow: seriously Angela's right
nyquister_: That lil drink threw him
DAC169: wait for it....
asthanius: Heated Gamer Moment
otherguymikey: you don't need to put in so much effort. pull a drawer out and it'll fall apart itself
elkae: Adam, your character has no chill
CaptainSpam: And they just lrrEFF off right out of the room.
wolfek1ng: Didnt we have 2 cell phoned 20 minutes ago?
saucemaster5000: Hey, leave him alone, he's an academic
cadesguy: check vending machine for soda key
josh___something: Man is ANGY
Tangsm: Look, the professor never read a book about phones.
SK__Ren: Maybe he wouldn't be so angry if he wasn't buzzed, huh?! HUH?!
kumatsu: No Cable over here, just Deadpool
ButButTheJesus: get your HEAD in the game
EvilBadman: @wolfek1ng Deadzone
CheekiGeeki: lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: SEems pretty sus
BrindleBoar: Adam get your head in the game!
Lysander_Gustav: This is kind of weird
Lord_ZYRK: You'll never get past that wheeled chair
hochiminh_city: Wait you guys have clones!?! Can’t se ask lrr just dropped
Ankylosaur: Can't get past that chair anyway
OksanaSean: I’m not a professor of phoning
Lysander_Gustav: dang
denu55: lmaooooooooooo
Serpens77: PHONE
itira: hahaha
eshplode: lrrSPOOP
itira: omg
BusTed: theblu69MEETING
PMAvers: Look to the drawer next to the bed, that's where all the cables normally go
Orgmastron: MAWP
DAC169: spoopy! aipOMG
NimrodXIV: hell no
SeismicLawns: there's three phones and prof throws cabinets once phone number 1 isn't plugged in
ContingentCat: pretty sus
Phailhammer: Ben vented!
knickknacksnackery: earballs!
DAC169: wait for it...
therm0s_: but who was phone?
Lord_ZYRK: The phone's a mimic NotLikeThis
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Leonhart321: Moshi moshi
Seth_Erickson: Pro Stresser
ContingentCat: be careful? it's a phone?
CaptainSpam: Be careful. That phone might leap off the desk and bite you.
1y1e: no stressy profressy
cadesguy: what are you scared of a PHONE?
Rhynerd: "I know just how to thandle haunted phones, professor"
EvilBadman: Surprised the professor didn't jump out the window
BrindleBoar: I have a very special set of skills
OksanaSean: Shoot it
monkeyrama: But she's not speaking American, how can he understand Kappa