DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
ContingentCat: !next
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ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
BlightningHelix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron and crew return with a brand new episode of Heat Death! Tonight episode 6, the finale!) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #1861: "Oh God! I can see his brain! It's in his head!" —Alex [2016-02-16]
TeodorantZMX: !advice
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaLit
Solipsody: This week's cocktail: Cosmic Horror. (It was going to be Black Oil, but I couldn't find my squid ink.) Barreling Tide gin infused with dutch licorice, with wormwood, aromatic, and blueberry bitters. It's... Real weird.
DigitalSeahorse: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
BooperOfHonks: Hi everyone! :-)
TehAmelie: sounds fun
TehAmelie: howdy
ArdCollider: okay, I managed to avoid having to have science done to my ear today so I'm on time and hype for spoop.
BooperOfHonks: Yeah! Snacks ready and all muscles preclenched xD So ready for an epic ending
TehAmelie: hmm, 30 minutes ago i had 40 minutes left to watch of the new Rewatch, and yet it finished just now
DigitalSeahorse: lucidP oh I got a dolphin
drfox17: i didn't do anything for spoops day
Solipsody: @TehAmelie I put it on 1.25x speed so I could be done in time.
drfox17: so today, i'm watching live with all of you!
DarkMorford: I've got a couple burgers on the grill, so I might miss the first couple minutes, but I'm excited.
TehAmelie: i didn't >_>
jessieimproved: lrrHORN hype
DeM0nFiRe: Burgers during the first couple minutes is good, you shouldhave the burgers ready for EAT time
corianderd: burgers would be exciting
kais58: !nexr
ButButTheJesus: hello chat. I have once again eaten too many skittles and am ready for spoops
Lord_Hydraos: I eat I eat finale hype train lrrHORN lrrHORN
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron and crew return with a brand new episode of Heat Death! Tonight episode 6, the finale!) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (54s ago).
jessieimproved: i had korean short ribs for dinner already lrrAWESOME
TeodorantZMX: are we still waiting
BooperOfHonks: We all I EAT! xD
TeodorantZMX: or has the show started
jessieimproved: lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
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Tantusar: how could you say that about gront
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TehAmelie: yay, heat death
NightWingMistHawk: Oh I'm so excited for this and I have so many questions. Cam you absolute monster you did this to me :D
Solipsody: Four minutes? It be four minutes, that's inside the room!
TehAmelie: sounds weird when you say it like that
RechargeableFrenchman: T minus 4 minutes to existential space spoops
MAPBoardgames: Squid1 BrokeBack Squid2
Solipsody: Well, that was the worst word I could have left out...
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ButButTheJesus: @Solipsody yarr, it be two minutes now!
angryoptimist: I *just* finished Ep. 5--consecrated leavings, man. Pretty hype.
BTC1220: Time for baby!
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iSmartMan1: Yay for more Heat Death!
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Electrodyne: HELLO internet friends
ani_laurel: I'm so excited
walkeroftales: time to heat die!
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FlyingUltraCar: The finale of Heat Death! I see no way this can conclude in a less than 100% happy ending.
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TehAmelie: sometimes universes gotta die
DiscordianTokkan: Time to | EAT | EAT | !
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theovenbird: *prepares for many stress dice to be rolled*
drfox17: i'm curious about the last event on the last episode. it seems odd to me
Electrodyne: What's the over/under on the timestamp of Adam's first shout ?
TheWriterAleph: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Fruan: I have no thermal gradiant and I must scream
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DarkMorford: I EAT I EAT I
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Simriel: Time for Stress
Simriel: Time for Murder
Juliamon: Time for EAT
DigitalSeahorse: I EAT I EAT I lucidNom
gamercat88: time for....
TehAmelie: *Stress by Justice plays somewhere*
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_SG
Despoiler98: HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPR
drfox17: road quest seems.... so long ago
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TheExplodedGamer: have fun everyone <3
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TheWriterAleph: It's time to play the music! it's time to light the lights!
serramarkov: I'm so glad this is going live now, not an hour from now... I have work and will need to unwind from this before sleep.
NotCainNorAbel: my prediction: everyone sits down and talks things out.
asthanius: @drfox17 What are you talking about? Road Quest never ended
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave So, Schaefer
sag3error: Time for a Warm Coma!
angryoptimist: Hot Expiry!
MAPBoardgames: I am excite!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yesssss I remembered in time!
ButButTheJesus: an pual!
DigitalSeahorse: hi Paul lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: It's scanline lrrPAUL !
asthanius: There are marbles?
gamercat88: all the coffee
corianderd: all the marbles!
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 somethings gonna happen
Featherweight_: the xenomarbles
TehAmelie: hai Paul
GhostValv: all the eggs
NotCainNorAbel: Marbles? I don't remember Marbles.
robo__nixon: All the Marlboros
DiscordianTokkan: All the ball bearings and bottlecaps!
PharaohBender27: So Schaefer's on the moon and learning about the black goo, Barker is trapped, Roman is pretty much a goner, and Sinclair is . . . Sinclair. I got that right?
asthanius: Can we use marble cake?
TheWriterAleph: back when you wore an onion on your belt
MAPBoardgames: I freed up my schedule to catch this live.
Rhynerd: The final showdown.
cChroma: When did we use real money? time is an illusion
Electrodyne: all the Marlboros
yesitsnatural: it's go time?
TheRealRedal: Hi Paul xD
Featherweight_: it was liek mtg made of glass
Rhynerd: The do or die moment
BrindleBoar: marbles used to be played "for ante"
Electrodyne: we're in prison
corianderd: PharaohBender27 yes
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ArdCollider: @PharaohBender27 and only Sinclair knows about the Carcosa being inbound, I think.
TehAmelie: i think it's still schoolground currency
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL yay Paul
theprophetofcthulu: Barker is very close to death and 'The Roman' has been taken by the alien so maybe only Schafer and Sinclair survive
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori tiltyhYAS
yesitsnatural: hi paul i love the filter
asthanius: @ArdCollider I know Schafer talked about it
asthanius: So he knows
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corianderd: I totally told everyone about the carcosa
ArdCollider: aha, OK! thanks, @asthanius and Cori!
asthanius: But can we believe you, Cori?
Solipsody: Three hundred quatloos on Schafer!
DigitalSeahorse: children and maybe when playing chinese checkers for gambling
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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corianderd: @asthanius :P
ArdCollider: (watching this with an ear infection has been an intriguing audio challenge)
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty
theprophetofcthulu: ngl Cori kind of sus
RechargeableFrenchman: @corianderd I definitely remember you saying as much to them. Only that part though, Sinclair being a despicable person and good company man leaving out the whole "crew survival secondary" aspect
arcaneIllumination: I don't think Schafer did. I swear I remember the message being noted as "For their eyes only" or something.
Sarah_Serinde: It's a new stream, time to pull out the theatre photo again :P https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1313589548249608192
DigitalSeahorse: more safe, less danger
RechargeableFrenchman: @arcaneIllumination the ship coming was for everyone, the whole "capture the alien, crew survival secondary" bit was for Schafer alone
corianderd: @RechargeableFrenchman hey that was for my eyes only :O
DigitalSeahorse: probably not a zero danger
arcaneIllumination: @RechargeableFrenchman Ah, thanks.
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Hotrob_McAwesometon: Heat Death has been a sublime bit of atmosphere, world building, and role-playing and I'm on the edge of my seat for the conclusion
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Mysticman89: I imagine theatre business isn't doing great either these days, so they probably appreciated the opportunity as well
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Rhynerd: What are we talking about a Bond movie? Kappa
gayghostprince: aw I haven't seen the last episode yet
NightWingMistHawk: Surprise! Everyone dies because it's Alien and hope is nonexistant
RechargeableFrenchman: @corianderd should have thought of that before signing on to a live video relay of proceedings I guess
MAPBoardgames: lrrPAUL is always watching...
gayghostprince: this dice friends series inspired me to see alien for the first time. I hope cam and Alex are pleased
elah806: As ready as I'll ever be
coldhands0802: I haven't seen 1-5, but sure! Bring it on,
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can anyone truly be ready
Mysticman89: final episodes always do have the possibility of total party wipes
unarmedoracle: hello!
DiscordianTokkan: *queues up | EAT | EAT | *
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what up Cameron
NightWingMistHawk: Hi Cam!
ButButTheJesus: hello cam!
Sarah_Serinde: I Cameron!
theprophetofcthulu: hey Cam
Sarah_Serinde: *Hi
ninjim84: Heya cameron
serramarkov: No, but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
TheBehemothBarn: Hello!
RaklarLS: Hi Cam
Rhynerd: Hi Cameron!
Luminaire_p: Hello, Cameron unarmeHeart
DeM0nFiRe: gayghostprince Heh I havent watched it yet but I did finally buy Alien because of this
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFRUMP
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Cam! unarmeHeart
BrindleBoar: Civil shenanigans.
BooperOfHonks: Hi Cori and Cam!
banwidthraptor: Nooo My Shenanigans!!
xantos69: Hi Cam!
angryoptimist: Hi Cam--you make a good game.
asthanius: I will shenan once, and not again
RechargeableFrenchman: @unarmedoracle hello Cameron! Very excited to see what horrors you subject everyone to in the finale
PharaohBender27 halts all shenanigans
Juliamon: 👁
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: mad psyched to see what goes down
Sarah_Serinde: Pun shenanigans are absolutely approved
Electrodyne: Evil shenanigans
robo__nixon: Can sheenanigans truly be approved?
DigitalSeahorse: why do my legs feel like they gonna cramp I didn't exercise a lot or get dehydrated I think
Simriel: Wait... Weren't you just playing Denstity Cam? xD
DeM0nFiRe: You all filed your shenanigan permit application in triplicate right?
RandomTrivia: Don't know what you're talking about Paul... :D
Capt_clown: Evil Shenanigans?
Rhynerd: Think of this as a rare moment where we’ll get to chat with the crew while the game’s played.
Electrodyne: HEY FARVA WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT PLACE YOU LOVE
DigitalSeahorse: time for
RechargeableFrenchman: @robo__nixon the Martin kind is cool the Charlie kind is too far
Tantusar submits a shenanigan application to the moderator council for approval.
gayghostprince: @dem0nfire i bought the DVD to watch but I've been too tired
MAPBoardgames: Session 5???
RechargeableFrenchman: Such a good wide shot
JadedCynic: "I swear to gawd, I'll pistol-whip the next person to say "Shennigans'!" ;)
Terr0rc0tta: Made it!
asthanius: @MAPBoardgames Replay of the intro
winneapolis: Cheer150
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: I EAT I EAT I lucidNom lucidDuck
MAPBoardgames: Oh, ok.
MAPBoardgames: Whew!
Despoiler98: EAT EAT EAT EAT lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: "You do need to worry about the characters" LUL
JadedCynic: I EAT I EAT I
Cupstr: i really like the art for all this, well done Alex. I especially like Schafer and Barker
NightWingMistHawk: I EAT I EAT I
Alas_Babylon: I.
DigitalSeahorse: teebsTeerex rawr
Blade_Tiger: I EAT I EAT I
DeM0nFiRe: I am gonna miss this intro
asthanius: I EAT? I! EAT I!
robo__nixon: What's not to love about Aliens? Free hugs!
damn_i_am_pretty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
damn_i_am_pretty: 60 is divisible by 12 and 5. So roll 5d12 and hope for max results?
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tickety: Desert Bus should be held there as well lol
spiffinn: I CAT I CAT I
Simriel: hey wait.... Why is Ian still here? :P
angryoptimist: This intro continues to just be... perfect.
Galexandro: i love the intro song
theprophetofcthulu: ? EAT ? EAT ?
BooperOfHonks: The intro music is so awesome!
DigitalSeahorse: I CAT I CAT I
JadedCynic: amen on the art; g* made a great sequence here, and the music? Creeeeeepy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL You can see me in the corner of wide shot of the theatre :)
drfox17: i do like this bit, where they don't give first hames
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gayghostprince: I kind of wish the intro existed on its own so i could make all my friends witness the impeccable vibes
DeM0nFiRe: I EAT I EAT I
Sarah_Serinde: tickety DB involves a lot more people and activity, that'd be a lot harder to do safely
ButButTheJesus: I CAT I CAT I
DiscordianTokkan: | CAT | CAT |
drfox17: just like the script for alien
Lord_Hydraos: I EAT I EAT I
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LunarJade: oh good we made it in time
cChroma: I EAT I EAT I
PharaohBender27: I EAT I EAT I
DiscordianTokkan: | EAT | EAT |
DigitalSeahorse: I EAT I EAT I
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: Hello raid friends! lunarj1Heart
BibitteNoire: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent timing
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 I EAT I EAT I Pride500
ContingentCat: Welcome raiders perfect timing!
corianderd: <3
GapFiller: HEATHER RAID !!! I EAT I EAT I EAT I EAT I EAT I EAT I
JadedCynic: I CAT I CAT I moosea2Heart
DigitalSeahorse: I EAT I EAT I pegaSip lucidNom
RechargeableFrenchman: @LunarJade In LRR time, on time is 15 minutes early lrrHEART
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EldarLuin: Everything is FINE
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders (from I channel I just left for this :p )
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elah806: And now, the thrilling conclusion of...BORGES! IN! SPAAACE!
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naThanathos: @LoadingReadyRun Did you guys film the two sessions on different days?
DigitalSeahorse: burning oil is scary
PTElder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
PTElder: Cannot not watch the finale live. This is amazing.
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Sarah_Serinde: naThanathos Same day
DigitalSeahorse: never put water on an oil fire
naThanathos: @Sarah_Serinde Thank you
Twilight_Spark: dam
MAPBoardgames: I got goose bumps
RechargeableFrenchman: @DigitalSeahorse ideally never be in a situation where "put something on the oil fire" is a concern you have to address
JadedCynic: The Company KNOWS....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhhhh booooooooy
RechargeableFrenchman: Given that'
ButButTheJesus shivers
drfox17: so... is the oil an Engineer relic?
unarmedoracle: nobody ever asked what happened to the station's missing interstellar ship
JadedCynic: @drfox17 seems like it?
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Is the technique putting sand and/or dirt on it?
NightWingMistHawk: @unarmedoracle Classified information I would assume? :P
MAPBoardgames: What is the time delay for the players between Ep 5 and 6?
Simriel: Yeah, are Engineers canon to your version of things Cam :P
DigitalSeahorse: :O I love Cori's shirt!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL """""""abandoned""""""""
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, I did. But inexplicably my yelling at the computer screen failed to produce a result.
Sarah_Serinde: MAPBoardgames A relatively short break
EldarLuin: "wild life"
Sarah_Serinde: But longer than a Twitch-length break :P
JadedCynic: 'deactivated' :(
Fruan: "terrible wildlife"
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, in the kitchen it's use baking soda from a tossing distance
Wrexadecimal: What'd I miss? got here just now >_>
Always_Armoured: @unarmedoracle have to say i *adore* your storytelling
RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun I think you may be a few " " short of appropriate, but the idea is definitely conveyed
Cupstr: "retreated"
Sarah_Serinde: Wrexadecimal Nothing but Cameron's intro
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Wrexadecimal: @Sarah_Serinde phew, alright
MAPBoardgames: @Wrexadecimal only Cam's awesome intro speech, no action.
HorusFive: Made it. I'm so hyped for the grizzly resolution of this adventure.
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, or a kitchen specific fire extinguisher
RechargeableFrenchman: I feel like almost everything Cam just said could be chalked up to euphemism
JadedCynic: oh right
Wrexadecimal: @MAPBoardgames I'll have to give it a listen
gayghostprince: I'm not caught up so I'll go now
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 yup you suffocate a grease fire, in a kitchen the pan's lid is good if its not too big
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join Cameron, Ian, Cori, Adam and Alex for the exciting conclusion of our Alien RPG campaign, Heat Death! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El3EL-XVgAEUbYa.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1323433873993162752
gayghostprince: love you all, beloved streamers and chat
Despoiler98: YUP
e_bloc: fair enough
drfox17: chat, i can't remember, was cam's halloween campaign with frankie from... 2018?
tenthtechpriest: DM I do that
drfox17: the one that was set in victoria?
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Ah, OK. I might have misunderstood what you meant by "oil fire," truth be told
MAPBoardgames: Stress dice become panic dice when they get their class-change.
Sarah_Serinde: It might've been last year but I forget
HorusFive: We finally get to see which side Sinclair's bread is buttered on.
OnTheSamePaige: Evening all PrideHi
Sarah_Serinde: :D
JadedCynic: @drfox17 oh yeah, call of cthulu, wasn't it? cyber cth?
DiscordianTokkan: SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT.
drfox17: @JadedCynic yeah
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: drfox17 The youtube vod should have the date
corianderd: I am *not* specced to use a weapon
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, sand may work but there's also oil sands which are on fire which seems counter intuitive, would need a lot of sand
ArdCollider: weyland-yutani version of the new pubg shottie
RechargeableFrenchman: Firing a shotgun from the hip is definitely correct form and not at all a terribly reckless idea
gamercat88: "blood"
Rhynerd: Oh no, is Roman gonna get bled on?
DigitalSeahorse: sand seems better on getting rid of ice
Cupstr: The Roman is gonna get face hugged
InkyGhoast: twitch ads whyy
Reduce_Sanity: !UPTIME
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:20.
theprophetofcthulu: Are you talking about music of the spheres?
ContingentCat: @drfox17 music of the spheres was 2018
MAPBoardgames: Oh no, InkyGhoast
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde @JadedCynic Music of the Spheres! October 2018!
Simriel: Music of the Spheres was so good
arcaneIllumination: So the question is: if they somehow manage to kill it, what happened to Roman, cause Cam isn't entirely cut-sceneing this.
gamercat88: rut oh
Simriel: I really wish there had been a bit... more of it
InkyGhoast: @MAPBoardgames im back now, i just missed a bit after the shotgun success
asthanius: @arcaneIllumination It can always run and die offscreen
drfox17: @ContingentCat ya beat me to it :)
HorusFive: Look- you can TRY to block anything
ButButTheJesus: break the wrist, walk away
JadedCynic: @drfox17 oh yeah - Serge was FANTASTIC in that :D
Hotrob_McAwesometon: NO XENO-DONO, YAMATE!
elah806: I imagine xenomorphs are DENSE
DigitalSeahorse: ohgod I almost choked on a drink laugh, narrowly averted
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, no.
RechargeableFrenchman: Which "self defence against bear" policy is more appropriate here, try to scare it off and present a strong front (black bear) or just flop over and hope it gets bored of attacking you (grizzly)
RechargeableFrenchman: Questions questions
MatthewDennisMTG: @LoadingReadyRun thank you for taking the time and effort to make this stream work tonight while setting everyone up to be safe. As an American seeing lots of...well, you know...this is bringing me peace
EldarLuin: MAC truck?
theprophetofcthulu: Serge is good in all of his dice friend experience
Snowcookies: I've been busy trying to render an after effects project, I almost forgot about this
Despoiler98: *POP*
Thequickgreyfox: ah, the pen is back
PTElder: It's okay, if they die, the others can take them downstairs to be xeroxed. What's the worst that could happen?
Solipsody: @RechargeableFrenchman Run faster than someone else.
HorusFive: Oh, I've missed that pen pop
DigitalSeahorse: good jorb, esophagus
ContingentCat: ah Ian's very good pen
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh noooooo
BusTed: Ouchie.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Our pleasure MatthewDennisMTG glad we can help
PharaohBender27: katesScared
DigitalSeahorse: Ian's pen lucidLove
ButButTheJesus: oh heck
JadedCynic: the bad thing for it is - the less something gives...the worse it becomes brittle WHEN it breaks (eventually)
tenthtechpriest: roman noooooooooooooooo
asthanius: The ol' Scorpion
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: got scorpion stung
RechargeableFrenchman: Well that may be the end of The Roman
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Simriel: Flesh is meant to stay intact
PharaohBender27: katesRip Roman
MAPBoardgames: I've played enough AvP to know that sound well.
ani_laurel: f
robo__nixon: Ian gets to go home early :P
Capt_clown: RIP Moritaka
theprophetofcthulu: sneak attack?
Featherweight_: Ian is now in ghost chat
HorusFive: Ah, Sinclair taking the Reiser approach to Aliens
ButButTheJesus: The Roman nooooo
arcaneIllumination: Heading out for dinner now. Have a great evening everyone!
asthanius: Sounds like Sinclair (and a reasonable human)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sinclair succeeds on stealth roll
gamercat88: maybe it was a fake stinger
Arclight_Dynamo: "You hide like the coward you are." Kappa
Tplayne: <message deleted>adam falling asleep there
corianderd: @HorusFive may have been the inspiration
RechargeableFrenchman: @robo__nixon Ian just "aight, I'm a head out" gets up and leaves
JadedCynic: touche, heather :D
EldarLuin: Sir Robin...
Capt_clown: maybe it's like bee and will die now.. . maybe...
JadedCynic: ow
DigitalSeahorse: oh noes
Tplayne: Sorry mod!!
NotCainNorAbel: @Capt_clown ohh....maybe....time to win!
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I think lrrPAUL did the overlay for this episode?
Snowcookies: I believe it is Paul who is overlay friend for this game
asthanius: This Alien is full of morphine!
DigitalSeahorse: poor Roman
niccus: lets the baby go down smooth
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, Paul was running tech for these two episodes
JadedCynic: Oh, well, props to paul then :D
RechargeableFrenchman: Yeah Paul was in the room running tech, and is currently running stream tech for the rebroadcast as well
DigitalSeahorse: sweet morphine
Sarah_Serinde: Heather did the first four, but tech for these two was...a little different :P
JadedCynic: the stinger isn't meant to KILL, but to SUBDUE...
MAPBoardgames: Xenomorphine?
arcaneIllumination: I'm back, what did I miss in the last 5 minutes?
Capt_clown: Thank you Paul!💜
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
robo__nixon: @arcaneIllumination Ian been stabbed by a xenomorph
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MAPBoardgames: "Bryce"
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames well, considering the source, it's definitely not 'endorphins' to US :D
RechargeableFrenchman: Ooo-ooooh that Smell
RechargeableFrenchman: Can you Smell that Smell
gamercat88: bryce 5.0 (at least)
arcaneIllumination: @robo__nixon I did see that. Where is he now?
JadedCynic: ♫the smell of it surrounds you♫
Capt_clown: oddly enough it smells like Tacos. Who knew?
Voxlunch: oh boy oh boy
robo__nixon: @arcaneIllumination if you saw that and him being dragged back to the chamber, you're caught up basically
Voxlunch: that ain't oil
ContingentCat: "oil"
DigitalSeahorse: Voxlunch lucidDuck lrrALEX hai
arcaneIllumination: @robo__nixon I just saw the sting, not the drag.
Sarah_Serinde: I am still very concerned about Adam's insistence on bringing her up to the ship...but I'm sure it's fine...
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown nah, it doesn't smell like *tacos* - it smells like *Taco Bell* (which is kinda worse)
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Snowcookies: Schafer, you should science the "oil"
kitsunestudios: printer toner and metamucil
arcaneIllumination: @robo__nixon Then again, given how amazing
RechargeableFrenchman: For who knows how many cycles
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: a strange attractor in a chaotic space
MAPBoardgames: Today, like most days, is a glorious day... FOR SCIENCE!
tenthtechpriest: that's the end of the tech tree
asthanius: We all have a possible Alien inside of us. Isn't that a nice thought?
JadedCynic: evolution - time and mats to try diff experiments for long enough
Arclight_Dynamo: The alien as evolutionary homeostasis is an interesting concept.
Voxlunch: there's a little alien in all of us
Capt_clown: @jadedcynic I actually, unironicly like Taco Bell
ButButTheJesus: @asthanius neat!
PaperDoopliss: At least one Board of Directors might
MAPBoardgames: W-Y would fund your work.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: TBH I'm not sure how you'd test that unethically either
RechargeableFrenchman: The Alien as the terminator point of entropy is a worrying conclusion
tenthtechpriest: I dunno pretty sure Weyland Utani would fund taht
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arcaneIllumination: @robo__nixon Cam's DM style is, I'll still rewatch the tiny bit I missed, even if I'm caught up story wise. Once again, thanks.
ANeMzero: I have to question if Ethics Boards exist in the Alien future.
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown same, but it's not 'mexican food' ;)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Alien as this world's Vex
Voxlunch: You know as much as I enjoy Aliens, the deleted scenes from Alien where Brett and Dallas are being transmuted into new eggs makes a more compelling lifecycle IMO
RechargeableFrenchman: @ANeMzero probably as a sort of novelty like wax museums -- look at this quaint idea historical societies considered important
Solipsody: @Arclight_Dynamo It's been argued that humans are such an evolutionary "dead end", actually. Although that's largely because our ability to make tools and adapt without physically changing obviates the need.
Capt_clown: @jadedcynic 150% correct! Still tasty and best of all super affordable
TehAmelie: or, we have taken evolution into our own hands
JadedCynic: it's considered a short rest :D
Voxlunch: its like minecraft where instead of eating you just do a header off a cliff
unarmedoracle: I love the design of the queen and I think she's a wonderful monster, but it's a little ... familiar. I'm not sure I like them as just ... hive insects
NotCainNorAbel: @Voxlunch I have not seen the movie, or it has been a very very long time. This has made me want to watch it though.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Solipsody I've heard that argument, but I don't think I've ever seen compelling scientific evidence for it.
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown praise the budget \[T]/
Manae: So has this been edited a bit? I thought episode 5 ended with Barker finding The Roman had been taken.
asthanius: @Manae Small rewind
tenthtechpriest: they did a rewind
Voxlunch: I only found out quite recently about the deleted scenes and I think making the Alien a self-replicating threat is way scarier than having a queen
Arclight_Dynamo: @Manae Not edited. Cam rolled this back a little to fill in those details.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL for some of us, the alien inside is less metaphorical. Moritaka, for instance...
thrythlind: !uptime
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DigitalSeahorse: Voxlunch, wait the body becomes another shell after hatching one? :O
ANeMzero: @voxlunch Why not go the borg route and be self-replicating with a queen
thrythlind: awww....I missed 30 minutes
InkyGhoast: twitch why!
RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun can something be "too soon" if it actually happened weeks ago, given we're only finding out about it now? lrrJUDGE
ContingentCat: "safe"
Solipsody: @Arclight_Dynamo It's an argument about what *will* happen, rather than what has, so it's not really the sort of thing you can have evidence for in that sense.
kerbalized_: shoot I just got on, have they mentioned moritaka gettin grapped?
gamercat88: ahh yes, at least 1 paper
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well SOMEONE should get a paper out of all this mess, really
robo__nixon: The obituary is "technically" a paper
Voxlunch: Brett gets killed but we never see the body. In the deleted scenes Ripley finds him most of the way through a metamorphosis into an egg like the ones they found in the ship
MAPBoardgames: Schafer has a very Nobel way of thinking.
Rhynerd: I imagine there’s some default level of stress for respawning as a clone. Like in Beacon, where your character kind of knows she’s a clone the moment she steps out of the pod.
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown I just :( that the nearest sorta Taco Bell here closed when the cinema-plex changed hands - nearest Taco Bell now is about 2000km lrrAWW
FlyingUltraCar: I dig the theory that the Aliens are not actually alien at all
RechargeableFrenchman: @thrythlind really only missed around 15 minutes, and some of that was Paul's intro, and then the show intro, and then recap
RechargeableFrenchman: So like 10 minutes total maybe
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DigitalSeahorse: FlyingUltraCar, like the theory of TMNT actually being aliens?
thrythlind: ahhh....cool
DigitalSeahorse: supposed canon
JadedCynic: acid-blood spray - would there be shjorted equipment, melted panelling...
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad the new cartoon kept with old canon TMNT
HorusFive: My question here is- how much mutiny is Barker willing to indulge in?
FlyingUltraCar: @DigitalSeahorse Sure
JadedCynic: "Sinclair - range check; one ping only." ;)
asthanius: "I rolled a 1" "The acid splash hit only critical things"
JadedCynic: swapping power packs; recharging a device
DigitalSeahorse: FlyingUltraCar heh lucidShrug
Capt_clown: @jadedcynic soooo not cool😥. I used to live in the sticks and would actively drive out of my way on my trip between Upstate NY and Long Island just to get to a Taco Bell. I feel you're pain.
LunarRai: @asthanius "It splashed only on your heart. I'm impressed."
RechargeableFrenchman: @asthanius there is a perfectly this room's localized life support and circuit breaker shaped pattern sprayed on the wall at their exact locations
niccus: the acid splash does the opposite of the survivor bias picture of bullet holes in a plane
RechargeableFrenchman: It's really quite remarkably unlucky'
Snowcookies: asthanius: that sounds like a contrived acid splash
JadedCynic: @Capt_clown we never bothered going to the movies, but we'd swing by and buy a bag o' softshells :D
kitsunestudios: I'll do this, you do literally everything else.
Solipsody: @Snowcookies In space, most things are critical.
DigitalSeahorse: good Barker has another weapon now
JadedCynic: post-combat 'come down' from adrenal boost
TehAmelie: i rather like the mystery of the threat in the first movie as presented. where we just don't get enough information to understand the creature's lifecycle, only that it's alien and horrible and violating
ContingentCat: "away"
Voxlunch: Yeah every year I just love Alien more and more
DigitalSeahorse: Conrad Soup is runny again? lucidSoy lucidNice
Arclight_Dynamo: This can only go well...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I respect Alien for not going for the cheap shot and killing the cat
JadedCynic: oh great, writing typos...a 3 looks like an 8, or a 6->8
MAPBoardgames: 61613.683, -6324, 81942.
JadedCynic: mistype then
Capt_clown: or a 6 to a 9....wait a minute
ArdCollider: someone sent me a YouTube link to behind the scenes of making up the whippet who played the Runner in Alien 3 the other day and it was too adorable in a horrible way.
unarmedoracle: oh! If anyone is curious "Laudomia" is a reference to Calvino's Invisible Cities. Laudomia is the city of the unborn.
JadedCynic: its' ALL 3, 6, 8, & 9's :D
Snowcookies: or you see a 23 in front of you but write 32
Rhynerd: I need to reread invisible cities.
kerbalized_: ooooooooh I thought laudomia sounded familiar!!!
JadedCynic: and the landline is buzzing
unarmedoracle: Continuing with the theme of ships in Alien being named after fictional cities. Hence a Venice-class corvette. (based loosely on ww2 flower-class corvettes)
RechargeableFrenchman: @ArdCollider never have I seen something more simultaneously adorable and horribly disturbing
Rhynerd: Probably buy a new copy too, I think the version I read was university rental.
Always_Armoured: im 12 hours into a playthrough of isolation so im more primed for this than ever
Snowcookies: "ease"
Kramburger: Adam's Face Falling SO GOOD
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ArdCollider: @RechargeableFrenchman they put the little xenomorph head on it and the dog just flops its head over like "that's definitely not right but I live to serve?"
DigitalSeahorse: ease your arrival?
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: You've got 20 hrs to not worry about it.
monosceros: I'm still so impressed and satisfied that Carcosa fit the guidelines exactly
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Always_Armoured are you enjoying it?
DigitalSeahorse: how they know it's just one?
Snowcookies: One thing and potential babies
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Tantusar: God, Sinclair is an ASS.
Kramburger: Alien Isolation is TOO long, it ovrstays it's welcome
DigitalSeahorse: 24 hour elevator?
RechargeableFrenchman: @DigitalSeahorse they haven't seen two in a room together and have to hold on to some kind of hope, I imagine
Kramburger: Space Elevator, yo
Arclight_Dynamo: Press the "Go up now" button.
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse 20 hours, I think?
robo__nixon: Sinclair is sus. Out the airlock!
unarmedoracle: the influence is a little obvious but I imagined Bryce looking a bit like Amy Sedaris
Snowcookies: Kramburger But we need to make long games to engage the players in the game lrrBEEJ
kitsunestudios: I was realizing through the earlier episodes that Sinclair is the only one who calls Roman "The Roman", but does it to his face instead of behind his back.
DigitalSeahorse: RechargeableFrenchman lucidCringe yes hope is good
Always_Armoured: @LoadingReadyRun yeah, its a slow starter but after like 10% through the game its great, the way i pitch it is you know that bit in aliens when ripley comes back with newt and bishop isnt there, and she just screams with frustration? its that, the game
Always_Armoured: it rules
Kramburger: @Snowcookies *Eye twitch*
ButButTheJesus: katesScared
asthanius: "You see the Alien following you with a jetpack. It looks rad as hell"
Solipsody: @kitsunestudios It seems like they knew each other better than the rest, maybe?
GhostValv: :O
Arclight_Dynamo: Spicy!
DigitalSeahorse: what's he gonna drop?
MAPBoardgames: 10? Damn son, you F'd.
MagicalAttackGecko: oh boy!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh noooooo
Kramburger: Schafer goes rogue and kills everyone
Tantusar: @asthanius "Why is the Alien wearing sunglasses?!?"
Rhynerd: @asthanius is that alien also a twelfth level wizard?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidTHype lucidHype pegaHype
drfox17: "You see a copy of yourself"
Kramburger: o_o
Simriel: NOPE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Kramburger: NOPE
DeM0nFiRe: "You see Bryces" lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
GhostValv: D:
Snowcookies: lrrADAM
ContingentCat: oh my
DiscordianTokkan: Ollie ollie Oxen-Bryce
Simriel: NOPE NOPE! SUPERNOPE!
JadedCynic: Schafer decides "Nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nOPE
kitsunestudios: oh JEEZ
robo__nixon: Bryce-i?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, no, definitely shouldn't have brought her along
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is some ANNIHILATION SHIT
DigitalSeahorse: :O
MAPBoardgames: Bryces? Bryci?
Keknar: Time to nope
RechargeableFrenchman: That's disturbing and a half
Simriel: Nuke! Nukes!!!
kerbalized_: Oh ni
gualdhar: oh my god what
InkyGhoast: holy shit why am i getting so many twitch ads!?
BrindleBoar: mistakes have been made
RandomTrivia: oh no
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: GET OUUUUT
Cupstr: everything is terrible
robo__nixon: Bryce always wanted to be a barbershop quartet!
drfox17: schafer gonna need a whole new jump suit
NotCainNorAbel: nope nope nope....i'm nope...kick it out the door nope
Cupstr: don't worry
ContingentCat: welp lrrFINE
CururuGuasu: What would a group of Bryces be called?
DigitalSeahorse: 4 Bryces! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
monosceros: an oil spill @CururuGuasu
ariborealis: "quit panicking you idiot"
Capt_clown: game over man! game over!
kerbalized_: w e a r e B r y c e
CururuGuasu: Flock? Pod? Murder?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ContingentCat: yeah just telling people to stop panicking works great
RechargeableFrenchman: Realization
Snowcookies: lol
monosceros: a spill of bryces
circusofkirkus: a few
asthanius: This is basically murder, right?
kitsunestudios: Hopefully not a murder
PharaohBender27: WELP
Solipsody: Oh yeah...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Hello Bryce" "hi Bryce" "Good day, Bryce" "How's it going, Bryce?"
JadedCynic stands and appauds Adam
CururuGuasu: @monosceros Good call!
asthanius: This is mass murder
Kramburger: BIG 2020 MOOD
e_bloc: yes
RechargeableFrenchman: "well she roped ME into this1"
DigitalSeahorse: YUP
arcaneIllumination: We assumed one at a time though.
ani_laurel: Its like Planet Rimmer
DigitalSeahorse: I do
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ever had that feeling where it's like one person's been spread across too many bodies
JadedCynic: @CururuGuasu a crowd
unarmedoracle: "you're panicking -- stop it" is probably the most direct advice I've ever gotten
BusTed: 😬
Simriel: The "Holy shit you did tell me" was amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Moooooood
cChroma: NAH CANT RELATE
drfox17: "Holy shit you did tell me" is a mood
damn_i_am_pretty: Wow talk about confronting yourself
arcaneIllumination: I had honestly assumed one at a time.
mowdownjoe: MOOD, Adam
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kitsunestudios: One Bryce is as good as another.
Kramburger: OH Cool and Also Good
Solipsody: Wow, Schafer didn't really think this through.
ani_laurel: I'd also assumed one at a time
Snowcookies: this IS a lot
DigitalSeahorse: daww
ButButTheJesus: @unarmedoracle katesNice
corianderd: love that
JadedCynic: can we put adam's realization in the quotes? I gotta go clip this...
Kramburger: This Is Fine
DigitalSeahorse: poor Bryce
NotCainNorAbel: this interaction is so good
Simriel: @unarmedoracle This is genius
ButButTheJesus: #JustBryceThings
DigitalSeahorse: poor Bryces*
ContingentCat: well you've got 20 hours to freak out about this
Arclight_Dynamo: I still think taking Bryce with him was a *bad* idea.
Kramburger: Rimmer World?
RechargeableFrenchman: @unarmedoracle this is fantastic and I like this exchange more than anything else so far in this already great show
ArdCollider: Harris Schafer, you existential cinnamon bun.
BusTed: Secret of the Ooze
Snowcookies: they aren't a hivemind sadly
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait a minute...the oil makes copies...the copies compete for the most evolutionarily fit...THIS IS HOW PUBG STARTS.
kerbalized_: know anymore?
robo__nixon: This is so like another horror game, but a I can't say which cuz it's a spoiler
drfox17: disconnected from friend computer
ani_laurel: @Kramburger a Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer is cloned
arcaneIllumination: Is that where he went? To talk to the other Bryces?
DeM0nFiRe: "I just wake up on the beach sometimes" is fairly inoccuous out of context. Not so much in context
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia you are BRILLAINT *hugs*
corianderd: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou o m g
kerbalized_: simultaneous consciousness?
eosdawntitan: holy shit its called Karkosa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they're even trapped on an island!!
asthanius: They have their read receipts on? Boomers.
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic My pleasure lrrHEART
JRandomHacker: Now I just want to see Cam run a solo campaign with Adam
RechargeableFrenchman: @ani_laurel I need to watch Red Dwarf again. All I really remember anymore is "today's fish is trout a la creme; enjoy your meal"
niccus: you're immortal and the rest of your life is a beach episode! it's perfect!
Capt_clown: @ani_laurel at least it's not the Rimmed ride.. I still hear that song in my sleep
FormerlyFormal: ahhhh! love the scene jumps. soooo gooood!
angryoptimist: The Bryces should do a recursive fusion dance and skyrocket their power level.
eosdawntitan: Carcosa
ani_laurel: @RechargeableFrenchman That was a good bit
ButButTheJesus: apple squeezie!
Tantusar: Convenience... Yes... That is certainly a word.
ani_laurel: @Capt_clown I love that song
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Rhynerd: This sounds like a Bryce problem but not a Bryce problem.
eosdawntitan: Like, from The King In Yellow
eosdawntitan: Carcosa
DigitalSeahorse: lucidSoy
unarmedoracle: i should have got applesauce when I bought groceries
ButButTheJesus: ew!
ContingentCat: that scream in the theatre sounded so good
drfox17: well now i want applesauce
JadedCynic: damn, now I want pudding...maybe tapioca
MAPBoardgames: Like when someone gets a smoke and kills it in one drag.
Applecrisp: give strawberry applesauce a try btw
tenthtechpriest: stress eating!
eosdawntitan: is that the right carcosa cam? or am i off base on this literary reference?
Solipsody: Just eat dry coffee. That will help.
RechargeableFrenchman: Keeping blood sugar up may shortly prove relevant
Kramburger: I feel like everyone at this point has spontaneous stress ulcers
ArdCollider: it's great for your ulcers. they like uncomplicated snacks. not great for you suffering from their binge eating.
unarmedoracle: @eosdawntitan nope that's the right one
drfox17: i also want tapioca pudding too
DigitalSeahorse: I would love that
EldarLuin: The stress never goes away in the Alien universe
unarmedoracle: it's a perfectly normal company ship
RandomTrivia: Is it possible to learn this power
JadedCynic: @Solipsody roasted, unground beans
Always_Armoured: very curious who if anyone survives here
Simriel: So Carcosa is gonna get lost along the way right? :P
Sarah_Serinde: Yes Schafer, yes you did
HorusFive: There we go
ContingentCat: yuuup
Arclight_Dynamo: There it is.
RandomTrivia: And we got there
Simriel: AHAHAHAHAHA
corianderd: @ArdCollider I'm constantly thankful I've never developed an ulcer
drfox17: hahahahaha
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
HorusFive: Yeah
RandomTrivia: Welp
drfox17: here we gooooo
HorusFive: And now we get to watch.
Simriel: Schafer is amazing, he did Human Things and then later realised he Fucked Up
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: aaaaaaand that's the sound of the other shoe dropping from orbit
JadedCynic: oh. riiiiiiight
ariborealis: shaffer's fucking deaaaaad
TheWriterAleph: lrrADAM = lrrSPOOP
niccus: all he has to do is survive in an open locked room for several hours
JadedCynic: and Schafer is the ONLY one not armed...
tenthtechpriest: "oh wait, it was me. -I- was the one who fucked up'
angryoptimist: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
gualdhar: so wait, the aliens are all Bryces?
Snowcookies: Schafer did what he thought was right
HorusFive: Game over man, game over!!!
drfox17: schafer get to watch the change happen up lcose
ArdCollider: @corianderd much better to have 'em in the modern day, when there's "oh, you got on the wrong side of h. pylori" than back in the "just eat bland food" times.
ani_laurel: 12 hours in a pod
MAPBoardgames: Bryce totally vented but we can trust her.
thrythlind: right, isn't there a proto-morph that acts as a virus rather than a facehugger?
DiscordianTokkan: RIP
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah Schafer is great :D
Kramburger: Heat Death Stranding
niccus: schafer is setting up a real good scene in this movie
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Sinclair, I have good news and bad news."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "And the bad news is mistakes may have been made."
Arclight_Dynamo: "Clone? Okay, that's normal."
MAPBoardgames: Bryceses?
ButButTheJesus: lrrHEART lrrHEART OMG sinclair lrrHEART lrrHEART
ani_laurel: ooooh, thats good
Kramburger: Schafer can take a chestburster, right?
Solipsody: Sinclair's ability to not think about anything as long as he can turn it into paperwork.
DigitalSeahorse: thing incubating the Bryces lol
Always_Armoured: god dammit schafer why are you telling this to the WY exec
kerbalized_: crack out like a beautiful butterfly
Hotrob_McAwesometon: Coris character is delightful
Arclight_Dynamo: It could also be that the ooze pops out a Bryce. Then a Bryce. Then a mostly-Bryce. Then a less-Bryce. Then a mostly-alien. Then just alien after alien after alien.
MAPBoardgames: That Daak Wadaa
RechargeableFrenchman: Sinclair is so wonderfully despicable and I love every second of it
JadedCynic: @Solipsody falling back on his lifelong duties and practices
ButButTheJesus: OMG cam
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: patterns keep trying to be something else and they keep ending up Vex
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
PharaohBender27: UM'
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW that shade. :D
ContingentCat: Bryce confirming their identity has become more complicated
kerbalized_: soooooooo happy
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm so... happy... that you survived."
DigitalSeahorse: your survival in multiples!
Kramburger: Bryce is a photocopy of a photocopy
robo__nixon: Cori is very good. I dislike Sinclair intensely
Solipsody: So Sinclair sabotaged the Laudomia...
niccus: oh, it's all toner! it's fine, just don't breathe it
gamercat88: hmm "in-person"
asthanius: I wonder if there's any JPEG-like artifacting with Bryces
BrindleBoar: in persons
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: gonna "debrief" you in person. and not in a wink-winnk sort of way.
Applecrisp: """debrief"""
ANeMzero: Debrief in this case sounds similar to "deglove"
Arclight_Dynamo: @asthanius Yes. And each time there are more. And eventually.. alien.
Solipsody: @asthanius I don't think they're significantly compressed...
drfox17: @ANeMzero ewwww
kitsunestudios: Now I'm wondering why only Bryce was copied, or IF only Bryce was copied. :O
MAPBoardgames: Relax lrrFINE
Kramburger: "Schafer, can you take Bryce 1v1?"
ButButTheJesus: ogod paul
eosdawntitan: The difference between flensing and flaying is a very fun thing
JadedCynic: Employee ID#
thrythlind: Ian pulled in for this session just to be there and sort of remind us that he was once not doomed
DigitalSeahorse: BryceBryceBryceBryceBryce
JadedCynic: Payroll ID # :D
asthanius: @Arclight_Dynamo I mean, more like weird blocks of color partially extending off the body
angryoptimist: Bryce said debrief, but "deglove" may be more accurate. WutFace
ContingentCat: Nice security questions haven't changes
drfox17: zooooooom
Sarah_Serinde: Haha Paul
Snowcookies: did a captcha
RandomTrivia: @angryoptimist OH NO
FlyingUltraCar: The plural of Bryce is Brace.
RechargeableFrenchman: She plugged in a USB correctly on the first attempt
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RechargeableFrenchman: Mad sus
asthanius: The lamp post is not a light. It is a post.
drfox17: [the lampost is not part of the light]
DigitalSeahorse: so many Bryce
tenthtechpriest: "is the lamppost part of the light" I FEEL ATTACKED
JadedCynic: Adam: all of our mood re: Captchas
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cameron just invented Among Us like six months early
Kramburger: "Okay, what the fucking fuck?"
Galexandro: lol so funny
Kramburger: Cori <3
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
MAPBoardgames: That was great, Adam!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
EldarLuin: Adam's face! XD
Sarah_Serinde: It's a very good face :D
DeM0nFiRe: That face LUL
ArdCollider: what color is the boathouse on LV-426, etc.
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, Sinclair broke entirely and is relying entirely on his corporate retreat programming. There's no human left in there.
unicornly: Adam = absolute gem
RandomTrivia: Adam has a truly unique and wondrous "wut" face
Wrexadecimal: Adam's expression, I love it.
Solipsody: Is this a video connection? Can Sinclair see Schafer's face?
JadedCynic: I am going to be watching this OVER AND OVER - I *LOVE* this SOOOO MUCH <3 lrrAWESOME
robo__nixon: Why don't you tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see?
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Among Us actually released in 2018 originally. It's kind of a weird story of irrelevance to sudden popular explosion
Capt_clown: I love great RP💜
HorusFive: This is the future. It can't be the first time he's been stuck in an elevator with a clone
DeM0nFiRe: If sinclair pulls a "in these trying times" I'm gonna lose it
NotCainNorAbel: Schafer should ask for Barker and then tell Barker to shot Sinclair
ButButTheJesus: @JadedCynic lrrAWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: Oh, your regular reminder/request, chat
Snowcookies: Arclight_Dynamo: lmao
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
ani_laurel: @Arclight_Dynamo its honestly very relatable
ContingentCat: katesLol
angryoptimist: I love Cori's character so much, right now :D
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
ButButTheJesus: OMG CORI <3
DiscordianTokkan: That good good theatre echo
asthanius: WOW
Simriel: I like that everyone has kept it together until now
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing Cori :D
HorusFive: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
kitsunestudios: :D
RomanGoro: Hahahahahaha
jessieimproved: daaaayum
DigitalSeahorse: hahhahaha
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Simriel: And is FINALLY UTTERLY losing their shit
kerbalized_: looooooooil
spiffinn: omg
xantos69: Cheer50 Cori you are my personal hero
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CururuGuasu: Just a casual elevator chat
ContingentCat: it's hypothetically the Alien took him for a tea party
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
AmoriLinguae: the theatre is great for Adam's voice
Snowcookies: "he is no longer employed at this company"
SnackPak_: oh my god
e_bloc: you know what they say--when in space, do as the Roman do
Galexandro: omg :D
Kramburger: OH MY FUCKING Cori I LOVE you
BooperOfHonks: Damn, this is one hell of an exchange xD
angryoptimist: katesLol
Simriel: Cori, I love this so much
FlyingUltraCar: Adam's voice was made for the stage
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhYAS
ButButTheJesus continues to giggle
HorusFive: The acoustics in the theater add a lot to these interactions. Congrats @LoadingReadyRun
robo__nixon: Cam just letting this play out
Tantusar: "Try not to panic him." *takes big sip of water*
robo__nixon: love it
Kramburger: seabatSKYLADY lrrIAN
Snowcookies: wow burn
ContingentCat: Fuck indeed
DigitalSeahorse: welp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait shit I had to step away for like two minutes what happened
asthanius: "Bryce-I-Think"
RechargeableFrenchman: I'm torn whether I like Sinclair or Hella from After the Flood most as a @corianderd character on Dice Friends. This is too good.
mahpete_: ah butts, daylight savings time
JadedCynic: "...for me or......Bryce, I think" :D
ContingentCat: Bryce v.?
DigitalSeahorse: Bryceithink
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Tantusar: "Brice-I-Think-Therefore-I-Am"
drfox17: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou schafer had a realization... that maybe bryce... is the thing
corianderd: @RechargeableFrenchman you'll notice they both reacted by hiding
HorusFive: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Adam realized that Schafer is bringing "Bryce" back onto the ship. And maybe that wasn't a well thought through plan
Tantusar: *Bryce
Rhynerd: “This does not seem good for me or my latest copy of Bryce.”
sing_o_muse: a yes Sinclair the deadbeat dad
PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Some comedic telephone exchanges between Sinclair and Schafer, though I also missed part of it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh I saw that part
BooperOfHonks: @RechargeableFrenchman What about CLAAAB from the Paranoia campaign?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I missed the rest of the phonecall
asthanius: Does Sinclair like Schafer? Is this a stockholm thing?
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I do love your characters
MAPBoardgames: Does the Roman have a PDT?
DarkMorford: Where's Waldo?
jessieimproved: oh boy a mobile search and find game
Cupstr: god i love to hate sinclair
mahpete_: gonna grab the vod, have fun in realtime ya smarties
drfox17: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou oh, it was Croi doing a magnificant acting job
DiscordianTokkan: Where's the Roman, the Where's Waldo of the Futureeeeeee
asthanius: Don't squirt out a fat line
MAPBoardgames: Bye @mahpete_
drfox17: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou of someone who is very unhelpful
Galexandro: really good improv from Cori
DeM0nFiRe: It's the hit sequel to Where's Waldo, it's Retrieve Roman!
GhostValv: this has honestly been some of the better laughs I had in a bit...
JadedCynic: I was here the whole time and I don't think *I* got all of the nuances of that phone conversation
Always_Armoured: @BooperOfHonks claab murdering everyone repeatedly and jacob coming back to it was one of the best parts of that campaign
JadedCynic: @GhostValv oh, yeah, it's 1025p here, I think I woke everyone in the house with my barks of laughter
RechargeableFrenchman: I'm kind of amazed considering how thoroughly sideways everything has gone just how funny this whole thing is
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic Not going to lie, I do often have to rewatch Dice Friends episodes to catch everything :p
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam is tremendously good at playing panic/realization. I still go back to his clip of yelling over the radio "there's something big, it was VERY fast, I didn't see it." in like ep 3, because of course Adam knows exactly what the Alien is but Schafer doesn't and he plays it so well
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 I may just rewatch tomorrow
BooperOfHonks: @Always_Armoured Exactly! I love Cori being the agent of chaos like this xD
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's shirt is blackscreening :P
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou his character in After the Flood the whole time too. Peter I want to say the name was. I think Cameron is also very good at creating the circumstances for it.
kerbalized_: whoopsies
unarmedoracle: how many colonists need to go missing before you start surgically implanting beacons into everyone as a matter of policy
JadedCynic: or the air generator breaks and everyone suffocated
ButButTheJesus: "Colony starvations are down 5% this year!"
asthanius: @unarmedoracle Enough that you start losing funding
Arclight_Dynamo: "Oh. A hyperfungus rotted all the colonists. Neat."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like when the Europeans were sending colonies to the Americas and sometimes it was like "oh yeah we got there and everybody was out so they're dead I guess?"
Rhynerd: “Gregory? Did you remember to feed your colony?”
Capt_clown: Colony Collapse Syndrome
HorusFive: @unarmedoracle it depends how much it costs to mount a rescue mission
RechargeableFrenchman: @unarmedoracle I imagine that factors less out to colonists and more to the costs and labour of beacons
robo__nixon: @unarmedoracle God. That sounds like a car company thinking about doing a recall
Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly, thinking of all the failure modes for a colony in this universe is fascinating.
MAPBoardgames: @ButButTheJesus down BY 5% or down TO 5%?
HorusFive: Or, how much you're willing to spend
ButButTheJesus: @Rhynerd "Ahhhhhhhh shit"
ButButTheJesus: @MAPBoardgames by
Snowcookies: "We sent some ppl to the New World, and I assume they are alive, but I don't see a need to keep communication with them"
PharaohBender27 rolls for stealth to go to dinner. Rolls a 10, so he succeeds, but some chat members hear footsteps
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd *love* to read the shipping insurance reports for Weyland-Yutani.
Solipsody: @unarmedoracle How much targeted ad data can I derive from this implants to monetize colonists? 'Cause maybe not very many, then.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: my brain is currently correlating the idea of "this oil explores all evolutionary branches and keeps converging on the Alien" and "society keeps evolving the equivalent of a Weyland-Yutani corporation" and it's not liking what it finds.
JadedCynic: a mouse would be impractical in potential 0g; a trackball would take up less pace
DigitalSeahorse: oh yeah a drafting table rule
BooperOfHonks: Great Paul comment there xD
ButButTheJesus: omg Paul
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL LUL
chaostreader: Try finding Bryce? Maybe only the original Bryce will have a tracker.
Solipsody: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou All systems are subject to entropy.
HorusFive: Yeah- we're joking about this- but we all already have these trackers basically attached to our persons at all times of day.
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Walien-Yutani
Capt_clown: "So the colony may or may not have turned into flesh melting, cannibals..."
drfox17: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou "they're the same picture"
unarmedoracle: I think the films set up a pretty deliberate equivalence between the ravenous alien and the ravenous company
DigitalSeahorse: xD lrrPAUL
ButButTheJesus: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou ikr
sing_o_muse: ooh
TheWanderingNomad: Evenin' chat - Ian get face-hugged yet?
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou uh, you and me both :(
kerbalized_: ooooooo
drfox17: @TheWanderingNomad we're about to find out
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh then I tuned in just in time!
Mysticman89: this air is indescriable. *proceeds to describe*
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
FormerlyFormal: oh cripes, he's alive
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype
Twilight_Spark: Yeah tell that to me sleeping every night.
JadedCynic: "Breathing? Yeah, gonna skip that for the next while"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: not just the equivalence of alien and WY - the equivalence of the idea that chaotic evolution is pulled towards the alien and that chaotic social evolution is pulled towards the cruel & ravenous tyranny that these days we call a corporation.
TheWanderingNomad: Of course he is formerly - the alien needs to reproudce :D
Thequickgreyfox: NomNom
Arclight_Dynamo: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Evolution keeps converging on crabs. The Latin for "crab" is "cancer." Fitting.
RomanGoro: I haven't seen *any* of the movies, how much of this lore is canon and how much is Cameron's?
gamercat88: what is the alien is one of the bryce clones and just wants to have tea with moritaka...
RechargeableFrenchman: Between the "accelerated atrophy" of a light acid bath, physical restraint, and concentrated paralytic ...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah! crabs and tyrannical corporations! what is UP with that
RechargeableFrenchman: The Roman is up for quite the difficult recovery
Capt_clown: it smells like week old, feted, imitation crab and walnuts.
JadedCynic: @RomanGoro there's a fine line, and it's wavering back and forth
DigitalSeahorse: glow in the dark
MAPBoardgames: Prisoner's theater
RechargeableFrenchman: @Capt_clown I've never experienced that and now hope very much I never do
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Roman got Stranger Thing'd
robo__nixon: @RomanGoro The philosophical stuff is mostly Cameron from what I recall, but the actuall mechanics of the aliens are canon
tenthtechpriest: F
TheWanderingNomad: Ian 'bout to get HUGGED
DiscordianTokkan: Oh goooood
Solipsody: @RomanGoro Canon is a fluid concept in the Alien universe. The basic facts are canon, but Cam is putting his own spin on it.
DigitalSeahorse: Roman Wall
ArdCollider: eigengrau also called "brain gray"
damn_i_am_pretty: I get this reference!
Simriel: Time to Maek Babi
DiscordianTokkan: Roman's about to become an aqueduct
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: a decent amount of the philosophical concepts can be argued to come from a smart person making what sense is possible from Prometheus
unarmedoracle: u hold babby kk
mitomanox: rot and decay
DigitalSeahorse: gotta urn it
Arclight_Dynamo: @RomanGoro A lot of the lore Cameron is drawing on is from semi-canonical sources. A lot of comics and the like.
angryoptimist: That's not good. THAT'S NOT GOOD!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: *splorp*
JadedCynic: oh man, BARKER PLS COME IN WITH SHOTTY O_O
BrindleBoar: all kinds of nothing goin' on
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RechargeableFrenchman: Nothing is good
RomanGoro: Thanks for all the answers
ContingentCat: "Nothing continues to happen" is quite a thing
RechargeableFrenchman: Maintain the nothing
RandomTrivia: Not gonna lie, I was half-expecting "Finally, nothing happens"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE smixelFine
robo__nixon: Adam crawling into himself in the corner
HorusFive: lrrHERE_BW lrrHERE_BW
MAPBoardgames: The alien comes over and kicks the egg. "Come on, wake up!"
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that the alien canon is limiting. There is *so much worse* that you could put your players through in your own sci-fi universe.
angryoptimist: lrrFINE lrrFINE CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
DiscordianTokkan: Please, my baby, it is very sick
ContingentCat: oh no
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhh no.
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
Wrexadecimal: enigmaS
RechargeableFrenchman: Bad bad bad bad bad
GhostValv: oh no
angryoptimist: katesNope
asthanius: Dat's a face friend
Despoiler98: LASER LASER LASER LASER
DigitalSeahorse: smixelThis HahaShrugLeft
RiverBirch: THANKS
RiverBirch: I HATE IT
HorusFive: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
mitomanox: lrrHAM = lrrIAN
robo__nixon: Time for one hell of a high five!
vrecken: ctrl z
niccus: dawwww what a nice nanny
RandomTrivia: Anyone want to give Moritaka a hand? lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: how tight can you clench you jaw, Roman?
MAPBoardgames: You're about to.
Sarah_Serinde: Rude, Bryce
RechargeableFrenchman: I think this campaign is demonstrating to us is the real monster
kitsunestudios: OMINOUS
gamercat88: no. do you want some, heyoh!
vrecken: dang
Simriel: Moritaka does! :P
RandomTrivia: Oh no, not our precious Schafer!
JadedCynic: good answer
RechargeableFrenchman: What a juxtaposition
JadedCynic: @RechargeableFrenchman "...that WE are the real..."?
Featherweight_: just elevator thoughts
Uzumaki15: Is she coming onto Schafer? Seems like an odd time to have this conversation
theprophetofcthulu: what happened with the roman was away for a bit?
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: ruh roh
JadedCynic: well....*secureD*
ButButTheJesus: i am the alex
RechargeableFrenchman: @JadedCynic ah, Cameron* Cameron is the real monster lol, this is painful if still brilliant
RandomTrivia: Wow, Cameron never fails to ask deep questions with many complex answers even in the midst of this movie
ladylinzington: this is so wonderfully creepy
JadedCynic: @RechargeableFrenchman lrrWOW
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like Bryce's ,,ind maaaay be melting a little bit
DigitalSeahorse: someone is drumming upstairs
HorusFive: @theprophetofcthulu Roman is fine. Everything is fine.
InquisitorGaia: gods cameron is a really good story teller
Always_Armoured: ew no
walkeroftales: oh you poor scientist
asthanius: @unarmedoracle Have you ever heard of Sunshine Patriots by Bill Campbell? I just remembered it's what a lot of Heat Death's themes remind me of (though with definite CW for sexual assault)
RechargeableFrenchman: Also this juxtaposition, going from the literal "child" thing and what's going on with The Roman to Schafer and this meta question about children
theprophetofcthulu: @HorusFive X
vrecken: live life in a perpetual panic?
niccus: positive seal is all about safe and secure connections
DeM0nFiRe: "ffffffffffffffffffff... uck" LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Put. Bryce. Out. An. Airlock.
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well fortunately Schafer is feeling the stone cold opposite of safe & secure right now, so he should be okay
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia I want Cameron to take over the Alien cinematic franchise; if ANYONE can fix the mess...
MAPBoardgames: Schafer sure is safe and secure for the next 19 hours.
HorusFive: Well, I mean, ONE thing is leaving the planet Schafer
Rhynerd: “So, note to self, never feel safe.”
Sarah_Serinde: What have you just brought onto this elevator
RechargeableFrenchman: He says, to Bryce, while himself and Bryce are presently leaving the planet
Always_Armoured: wonder how hard it is to unmoor the station and destroy the planetoid
JadedCynic: yeah, Schafer is gonna 'fix' this problem...*nuke*
Terr0rc0tta: Adam is incredible
ButButTheJesus: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Arclight_Dynamo: There is no point. It's just what it does. That's evolution.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Schafer what on earth makes you think you won't wake up in a hypersleep chamber
Arclight_Dynamo: It just... does.
e_bloc: why make more humans indeed
ContingentCat: food source?
RechargeableFrenchman: Wow @ButButTheJesus LRRbot almost too accurate with that one
JadedCynic: evolution
Uzumaki15: Life finds a way
mitomanox: are they live right now?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yes, it's true, the oil is the one true evil: MARKOV CHAIN MONTE CARLO SAMPLING.
JadedCynic: that's the HYPOTHESIS (that we can't test)
Arclight_Dynamo: Evolution is so deceptively simple. Things that live, live. That's all.
angryoptimist: This is like the TMNT mutagen but Extremely Edgy.
Capt_clown: Evilution
JadedCynic high-fives @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou :D
gualdhar: oh we're testing it, just not testing it in a way Schafer will like
DiscordianTokkan: HA
HorusFive: @unarmedoracle lrrWOW
Hotrob_McAwesometon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:42.
EldarLuin: "You live on a spaceship, Dear."
RechargeableFrenchman: @gualdhar turns out Schafer IS the control
DigitalSeahorse: oh good there's still comics in the future
angryoptimist: Why couldn't we have gotten this as a movie instead of Prometheus?
monosceros: crocodiles!
Mysticman89: foiled by local maxima in evolutionary space
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's the Vex. The final pattern that extincts all others.
RechargeableFrenchman: @EldarLuin Zoe to Wash, from Firefly?
JadedCynic: no room for 'improvement' but also no room for 'growth'
EldarLuin: Bingo!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nothing new can grow, because the Vex will always outperform it, and cut it down before it can develop
RechargeableFrenchman: @EldarLuin I have rewatched that show a lot lol
EldarLuin: I try not too. I try to keep it special. ^^
JadedCynic: @angryoptimist IKR?!? I still think the Scott family should hand over the IP to Mr. Lauder
e_bloc: non -lol
DigitalSeahorse: polution
circusofkirkus: person is generous
eosdawntitan: Cam you have a lot of fun with this character don't you
ButButTheJesus: @angryoptimist same
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. I get it. Heat death. Evolutionary dead-end. The alien is the low energy state. Everything always ends up there. It is maximum entropy.
GhostValv: oh no
JadedCynic: RAEG
RechargeableFrenchman: She's been stuck on that moon/planet thing for MONTHS with this person
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hey Schafer try giving her the camera and letting her vlog.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
HorusFive: The more I see of Cameron's games- I think that about a lot of IP @JadedCynic
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: she can just talk to youtube while you nap
RechargeableFrenchman: What a miserable existence
corianderd: @Arclight_Dynamogot there!
robo__nixon: The only thing I didn't get from my dad. Boooo
ArdCollider: one of my friends got the nickname "Hicks" for exactly that power.
Zyme86: Marvin the paranoid android.person
ArdCollider: as in "Somebody wake up Hicks."
Arclight_Dynamo: @corianderd It only took all six episodes! :D
jessieimproved: My husband can do this. I cannot.
MAPBoardgames: Oh god no. I'm insufferable!
angryoptimist: Everybody's going to learn about weird existential stuff right before eaten by space monsters, it seems.
EldarLuin: "I like having intelligent conversation... "
robo__nixon: Playing Rock-Paper-Scissors is no fun
Mysticman89: cam the person playing a learned being is always fun
Solipsody: Look, Schafer, just come out and ask what you want to know: Do all you Bryces... Do stuff, together?
JadedCynic: teratogenic
eosdawntitan: Mother Of Christ???
Tantusar: AHHHH
ButButTheJesus: GAH
kerbalized_: oooooooo
HorusFive: If you woke up in a room full of copies of yourself, what would you get up to?
gamercat88: yeeted bryces into the dark sea
JadedCynic: self?
Kramburger: This is fine o_o
vrecken: experiments with each other
JadedCynic: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: More like "pranks"
eosdawntitan: Teratogenic is a fun one to learn huh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you make it sound so....accurate."
ContingentCat: UM the birth defects one??
Juliamon: At least they said "PROBABLY teratogenic"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Bryce is a thanatonaut XD
ButButTheJesus: @ContingentCat UM
Ba_Dum_Tish: Groundhog life
HorusFive: "Waiting for the sweet release of death"
Mysticman89: ethics boards are bit more flexible when they're made up entirely of clones.
eosdawntitan: Teratogenic as in formation of Teratoma, monster tumors
ani_laurel: wait, how do you do the birth defects one
DigitalSeahorse: we're bored so meh
eosdawntitan: cancer made of meat
RechargeableFrenchman: Nooo not this again
eosdawntitan: filled with teeth and bone
Arclight_Dynamo: @ani_laurel She said she can't.
ButButTheJesus: feed the bebbeh!
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
asthanius: is it warm, or cold?
DeM0nFiRe: Is it like a kitten?
DiscordianTokkan: Please, sir, my babby, it is so sick
w1nsol: Oh that could be even worse.
JadedCynic: @Juliamon oh right - good point; only a single female template, no 'regular' reproduction to activate the teratogens
eosdawntitan: its like cancer but Akira
iSmartMan1: Stream plz
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the hive isn't doing so hot? that's really interesting. We've seen very few situations where the Aliens are also in a precarious position.
angryoptimist: Old, busted facehugger?
robo__nixon: Speaking of coming apart. . . .Roman's rib cage
Rhynerd: So, four bryces and a pool of oil means a rock paper scissors tournament to see who has to go into the oil?
Cupstr: didn't think i'd feel bad for a facehugger
ButButTheJesus: oh GOD
RandomTrivia: oh dear
JadedCynic: "Why bother?"
MAPBoardgames: The facehugger has a headache and isn't in the mood.
e_bloc: well that;'s a phrase I never need to hear again
HorusFive: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
iSmartMan1: Aaaaand I'm out
BusTed: WutFace
Ba_Dum_Tish: Weak probe
xantos69: Yep literally the most horrible thing I can imagine and he got the alien that can't perform.
Solipsody: He'll probably get some half-formed chest-burster that just kind of gives him heartburn but never quite busts out.
FormerlyFormal: no no no no nonononono
TheWriterAleph: omg CAM
RechargeableFrenchman: "It works"
Super_Sophomoric: woof
angryoptimist: Well, you found a way to make it gross-er.
gualdhar: why do I feel bad for a facehugger?
DiscordianTokkan: It might be weak enough to bit it off?
asthanius: This facehugger was last used in '84
ButButTheJesus: CAM WHY
Featherweight_: some micky mouse face huggers here
NightWingMistHawk: Ugh stomach pls
HorusFive: Thanks Cam. That was legit uncomforatble.
ariborealis: only cameron could make chat feel for a facehugger
ArdCollider: I just came back from the ENT and am glad that was before all this.
Rhynerd: “Can’t even plant eggs in my chest ri- oh dammit.”
Applecrisp: ian couldn't do anything? like start biting or moving his head?
kitsunestudios: Biting into a tube of acid blood seems like a BAD IDEA. But so does surrender. so *shrug*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well at least Sinclair can get his sample back now
Simriel: I... never considered what happens when an Alien Colony... fails
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: feeling bad for Ian right now like...well dang now what do
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype
JadedCynic: @Solipsody a bruised rib, and a bleeding ulcer
Capt_clown: the alien reproduction using the same genetic template repeatedly would lead to some genetic stagnation and anomalies. British Monarchy anyone?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just have to use the Roman Smuggling compartment
asthanius: So, is Moritaka the Alien's only hope for a new Roman Empire?
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who has had an upper endoscopy, let me state unequivocally that it is the most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced. Not the most painful. Not the most traumatic. The most unpleasant.
JadedCynic: ^^^
MAPBoardgames: Sinclair is feeling right as rain.
Solipsody: @JadedCynic *winces* Ooh, he's kickin' in there! Must be a storm comin'...
RomanGoro: Capt_clown please, the british royal family has nothing on the Habsburgs
asthanius: Corner space-office
HorusFive: Sinclair's only one week until a nice cushy retirement....
angryoptimist: @asthanius Roman Reigns bursts from his chest a day later?
eosdawntitan: God teratoma are very scientifically interesting
Featherweight_: head of space goo
monosceros: Sinclair is my favourite wage slave
JadedCynic: @monosceros I feel more of a 'salaryman'
monosceros: that's dignified :P
angryoptimist: @asthanius Then Roman Reigns gets got and Caesar Augustus bursts from *his* chest 2 days later.
metaldog564: !uptime
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TheWanderingNomad: Oh Conrad's still functional! That' snice
JadedCynic: Conrad knows what is BEST FOR HUMANITY
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Conrad's pretty much the only person whose condition has on averabe improved, really
eosdawntitan: Some complex teratoma formations that have been observed before are entire blind nerveless eyes
PharaohBender27 rolls for stealth to come back from dinner, gets a 19. No one notices him coming back in, though later one or two people will go "Didn't that guy leave? Eh, whatever."
angryoptimist: Conrad Was Right
JadedCynic: the synths are the most moral crew members
RandomTrivia: Oh
RandomTrivia: Careful with that
angryoptimist: ZEROTH LAW
eosdawntitan: God cameron this is Very Good Sci-fi
RandomTrivia: Isaac, stop hiding behind that computer!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Conrad started this campaign deactivated and floating on a derelict ship. Now he's on a functional space station with other people and he got a snack. Things are looking up from his PoV.
eosdawntitan: real writing of the big idea over here
corianderd: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou oh he was active, just suffering from exposure
JadedCynic: the missing shuttle from the colony
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 I'd just call this intentionally failing a roll :P
JadedCynic: The Company was hasty
HorusFive: Congratulations Barker. You're helping the follow up team.....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's true. now he's in a pressurized environment! it's even warm, with gravity! he's doing great.
JadedCynic: UFO
monosceros: I hereby classify it Kevin
MAPBoardgames: Like that one card from Cards vs. Humanity: B.B.D.
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s a good name.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Beware the thingy
holidayMD: HE SAID THE THING!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Problem with trying to make roll results mildly entertaining in text, I suppose slytqShrug
Arclight_Dynamo: "The Other," quite literally.
JadedCynic: ROLL CREDITS
Rhynerd: “It doesn’t have a name. It has euphemisms.”
kerbalized_: the name!
Capt_clown: classification: Keter
robo__nixon: I declare you "Cuddles"
corianderd: I really really liked calling them Shadows. It's so appropriate
JadedCynic: Alien == xenomorth == stranger
angryoptimist: @Capt_clown That's accurate.
Applecrisp: "only one thing can kill this Alien: Heat Death" *cue rage against the machine song*
HorusFive: Look- space is dangerous
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, slime molds do test dozens of potential pathways towards food until one finds something and then the others wither away, so it may be more like a slime mold than you think, Barker...
mitomanox: this is better than watching a movie
mitomanox: i'm starting to love these streams
mitomanox: way better
Arclight_Dynamo: Everything. Becomes. The. Alien.
Arclight_Dynamo: Heat death.
RechargeableFrenchman: @Applecrisp unfortunately the alien IS heat death
JadedCynic: our evolution was slower
eosdawntitan: a Biological Entropic State
JadedCynic: ^^^
eosdawntitan: to give it a fun sci-fi name
naThanathos: Oh, now I get why this is called Heat Death
RechargeableFrenchman: The termination point of evolution, the entropic finale of "life" in the universe
RomanGoro: mitomanox I feel like I'm getting all the atmosphere and none of the jumpscares
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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DiscordianTokkan: Time to cycle fluids!
eosdawntitan: GOD Cameron, A+ Sci Fi right here
gualdhar: what the actual fuck people, this is getting good
monosceros: thrilling indeed
Rhynerd: Tasty, tasty noses.
kitsunestudios: i eat i eat i indeed
EldarLuin: "And then then all died..."
monosceros: hooglA
JadedCynic: @RomanGoro sounds like you're getting the best mix then :D
JadedCynic: @unarmedoracle thank you. <3
mitomanox: @RomanGoro that's an interesting equation
NotCainNorAbel: So all those points I put into negotiation...
JadedCynic: for all this, thank you.
unarmedoracle: I'm glad everyone's enjoying it so far!
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angryoptimist: Accurate description, am thrilled.
unicornly: Cam is such a good storyteller.
xantos69: Holy Crap. I literally spent my entire life thinking that "the alien" was rare in the galaxy. But it turns out that it isn't. Its just that to report on it somebody has to live. The rare thing isn't the alien....its our survival.
serramarkov: This is so wonderful.
PaperDoopliss: Am enjoying, can confirm
asthanius: @unarmedoracle You're incredibly good at determining what information we don't need, even in situations like this where that information already exists outside the campaign
angryoptimist: This is too good, it's unfair. Why is this so good?!
JadedCynic: entertaining....thought-provoking....even retcon-mending a crippled I.P. :D
Sarah_Serinde: unarmedoracle It's fantastic :)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there is a deep satisfaction in figuring out how to mend a broken IP
RechargeableFrenchman: @unarmedoracle have you considered writing a screenplay or novel or some such? or would that make it too much "work" to enjoy doing it? I would crowdfund you to write a short story anthology in a heartbeat
Featherweight_: it's just us the xenos and the predators.
JRandomHacker: I'm trying to figure out how many people are actually going to make it out alive - and I think that number could be anywhere between 0 and 4
drfox17: i am just now realizing that "Engineers" is a new term. Previously, we called them "the space jockey"
ButButTheJesus: @xantos69 oh shiiiiiiiiiii
eosdawntitan: Im betting on Barker
TheWanderingNomad: @JRandomHacker - Do you include Conrad in that?
eosdawntitan: Barkers gonna survive
asthanius: @JRandomHacker I'm currently betting on it cutting to black as rescue arrives
jessieimproved: i'mma say 0 to 3 at this point
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL JRandomHacker or maybe *more* then 4
RechargeableFrenchman: @drfox17 not to be confused with the Space Cowboy, the Pompetous of Love
Cupstr: the roman is not making it
JRandomHacker: I include neither Conrad or Bryce(s)
jessieimproved: potentially like, 25?
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder how much the concept of everything being the alien, everywhere was inspired by the 40K thing where the universe is chock full of Orks.
xantos69: Wow I want so many more campaigns in this system. @unarmedoracle This is really great.
angryoptimist: I'm betting on Sinclair--ONLY Sinclair. Or nobody.
eosdawntitan: All of the Bryces get out and no one else does
DigitalSeahorse: *also bets on Barker surviving*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well Ian is eating for 2 now
JadedCynic: sadly, I kinda want it to be 0? For (at least) the blissful ignorance of the rest of humaity?
unarmedoracle: it's an excellent game system. I was really impressed with it
eosdawntitan: just a ship of 40 Bryces all mutually avoiding eye contact
Cupstr: orks and tyranids, which are very similar to the aliens
Tantusar: It's a hell of a thesis: That life in the universe is not only rare, but that what is out there is actively hostile.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL a -500% mortality rate is pretty good for a mission right?
Kikazi: quick question, since I've barely scratched the surface of the "Aliens" mythos... how do they get around in space? They don't have their own ships, right?
JadedCynic: @xantos69 Free League publishing + cam's note-pkg = so much possibilities
RechargeableFrenchman: @angryoptimist oh that would be so perfect. Or at least Sinclair is the only one to survive unscathed; a crippled Barker and a physically okay but mentally gone Schafer also strike me as possibilities
EldarLuin: Cats tend to survive
Capt_clown: unless someone PK's Sinclair, Sinclair will survive.
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun It's impressive is what it is
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun yes NO
eosdawntitan: Life is extremely common but all falls into a cosmic cul de sac it can't get out of
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun Are you counting the clones on the death side, but not the original crew side then?
eosdawntitan: and Hates Us
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: reminds me of back in the day when we discovered gamma ray bursts and the more pessimistic astronomers suggested they might be the signatures of other civilizations nuking themselves out of existence.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait so if we keep getting more Bryces how do they all get clothes?
JadedCynic: @Kikazi they're parasites in part of their life cycle
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is Bryce stuck in an Alien Paranoia game
unarmedoracle: @Ba_Dum_Tish shhh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: suggesting that accidentally destroying yourself with your own technology was a universally-common trait to life
naThanathos: @Ba_Dum_Tish Next dice friends
eosdawntitan: Bryce has just been playing Paranoia on the surface this entire time is hilarious
PharaohBender27: @Ba_Dum_Tish katesLol
RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun like the old joke about the Spetznaz on a mission. Four hostages and eleven hostiles, fifteen casualties, mission deemed a success.
Always_Armoured: @unarmedoracle the stress system does rather seem to lend itself to death spirals but then that does fit
asthanius: @Ba_Dum_Tish They're organic
angryoptimist: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Late filter AF.
Rhynerd: The clothing was was made from once-living materials. What is to say it did not recognize that enough to replicate the clothing?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Everyone loves it when you point at the hive
Kramburger: If they're going to be having "Thoughts"
Rhynerd: Or worse yet, what if it didn’t realize that it wasn’t a part of the human?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: all Bryces without clothes froze to death. therefore the oil evolved clothes.
Kikazi: @JadedCynic i get that, but that's a relatively short part, right? Also, you have to have a host for that to work... so how do they spread without another lifeform (i.e. humans) to carry them?
angryoptimist: What's to say that Alien Juice is not a *general purpose* molecular assembler goop with a particular verve for making biohorrors?
Kikazi: Humans are stumbling onto them... how did they get around before that?
JadedCynic: @Kikazi they hibernate in the eggs, presumably.
JadedCynic: @Kikazi we know there's more than just Humans
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's pretty much the case with the oil. it just keeps falling into the alien as a local minima
Alas_Babylon: My only question right now is what role the queen has in this machination if it seems to propagate through Bryce(s)
eosdawntitan: @JadedCynic No, we know there there once was more than just humans
RechargeableFrenchman: @angryoptimist what we call biohorrors are just us putting morality on efficient platform for species survival, is certainly one way to look at it
JadedCynic: @Kikazi and the species is infinitely patient
eosdawntitan: @JadedCynic they don't need to still be around
asthanius: I'm just wondering if the oil is natural to this place
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to be fair, space is EXTREMELY big
angryoptimist: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Oh, god, now I'm just imagining it glitching out of that and making a MILLION Brolys.
RandomTrivia: Did Bryce just go full Zuko?
JadedCynic: @eosdawntitan granted - tense getting too optimistic ;)
Kikazi: @JadedCynic fair point, liberal use of hibernation and time, I suppose
TheWanderingNomad: Full Zuko? In what way?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RandomTrivia: @TheWanderingNomad "That's rough, buddy"
RechargeableFrenchman: Don't eat the noodles Schafer
JadedCynic: CALLED IT.
ButButTheJesus: "noodles"
monosceros: bryce built those noodles herself
Simriel: What has Bryce been eating
drfox17: yaaaaay
sing_o_muse: he said teh words!
asthanius: Nuke! The! Goo!
Mr_Whyt: only way to be sure
drfox17: also a good point
TheWanderingNomad: Bryce has been eating herself obviously
RechargeableFrenchman: Exterminatus is the only way! Summon the Inquisition!
JadedCynic: @Simriel food stocks ON the crawler
DigitalSeahorse: lucidSoy Kappu
Capt_clown: @asthanius "Prison Pocket."
mitomanox: what year is the story going on?
Fruan: I don't know if we can nuke what's down there. There's no way to be sure.
drfox17: @mitomanox between Alien and Aliens
naThanathos: stepped away for 2 minutes. Miss anything?
Simriel: *googles how to nuek planet*
drfox17: i think
unarmedoracle: this is set a few years after Aliens
drfox17: oh, after aliens
unarmedoracle: It's in that era at least
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: don't nuke the goo. then the goo will learn to endure radiation.
mitomanox: thanks @drfox17
asthanius: If we just pour a metric ocean-load of bleach in the oil...
AranMathai: How would humans in this setting even react to an advanced, non-hostile alien species at this point?
JadedCynic: ah POST Sulacco
angryoptimist: If it's not a nuke time, how about a stellaser approach?
Kikazi: @Simriel maybe don't actually google that
Arclight_Dynamo: Even if you nuke the moon, there's always more. It's everywhere. And, presumably, Earth's evolutionary processes, exposed to the same pressures, eventually end up at "alien," too.
asthanius: @AranMathai Hostilely
gualdhar: I say lasso the moon into the star.
Ba_Dum_Tish: They are making up time in the air
mitomanox: thanks @unarmedoracle
angryoptimist: @unarmedoracle In this continuity... is Alien 3 a thing that happens?
corianderd: Isolating it like a nuclear site is basically the best option
ArdCollider: 10.4 megatons wiped out Elugelab and we did that on Earth without thinking about it too hard. 5kt might not do it.
drfox17: in a very "dead space" way, even cracking a planet isn't a good plan here
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo touche - Schafer hasn't grokked that yet, but there's no point in blowing THIS source...
asthanius: The lunar sarcophagus
Arclight_Dynamo: "Why are you a frigate? Why not a cargo ship?"
JadedCynic: roll for it?
RandomTrivia: I love the phrase "hauling so much ass"
eosdawntitan: Imma make a bet
Ba_Dum_Tish: They have hauled all the ass
MAPBoardgames: How many donkeys do you have on that ship?
PharaohBender27: @naThanathos Discussion between Schafer and Bryce about whether the Laudomia was deliberately sent here, and how to deal with this moon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the real fear is not that the oil gets out or gets to us. It's that this evolutionary minimum is out there in the landscape. Any living thing can fall down into it, and humanity has in a sense already evolved it in the form of WY. The call's coming from inside the house.
kerbalized_: hauling **so** much ass
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo surplus military stock
theprophetofcthulu: Well time to build a world-cracker colossus
Arclight_Dynamo: Frigate (Demilitarized)
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Sure. I know what that means.
MAPBoardgames: As you do.
angryoptimist: There's always the option of making an EVEN WORSE and more aggressive same-ifying goo to clean up the alien goo!
TheWanderingNomad: Always liked the design of the Sulaco.
Simriel: Frigate (Remilitarized)
eosdawntitan: Oh fuck
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the oil is just accelerating the realization of an inherent potential.
drfox17: fun fact, you can do that IRL
ani_laurel: hotrodded?
eosdawntitan: the Carcosa is a massive corperate military ship
unarmedoracle: I kind of imagined it like that soviet carrier the chinese bought to figure out how to operate a carrier
vrecken: the call is, in fact, the house
eosdawntitan: @ani_laurel modded to shit
drfox17: it is possible to buy LHV type ships
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou "More of that strange oil . . . It's probably nothing."
eosdawntitan: probably illegally
JadedCynic: wear on the system
ani_laurel: @eosdawntitan thx
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @RechargeableFrenchman XD I've been thinking that too
Simriel: This is the Pepsi Navy, except without being Decomissioned
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh damn
ContingentCat: hauling too much ass
ArdCollider: the oil is just a biological medium for running Universal Paperclips. but the paperclips have teeth
angryoptimist: Woof.
corianderd: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou the time scales involved are different orders of magnitude. The oil is a current threat
Twilight_Spark: Sounds pretty metla.
Twilight_Spark: metal*
Kramburger: That
RechargeableFrenchman: The Alien is just the Phyrexian process but fully biological
MAPBoardgames: Hi Cori!
Kramburger: That'll be useful when they get attacked :S
eosdawntitan: Universal paperclips for biology is a idlegame i want to play
eosdawntitan: why can't i Akira my entire plane
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah, the oil makes it an imminent threat. a terror. but the true underlying horror is that you can never truly "defeat" it.
DigitalSeahorse: oof their necks! hell of a kink in them
Kramburger: It's all for you, Damien!
eosdawntitan: I want to Akira the universe
eosdawntitan: Akira is a good verb
EldarLuin: Alex's face. XD
Simriel: BULL
angryoptimist: You know, I wonder if maybe humanity's best option is to just become robots in this universe.
TehAmelie: "being dog poop" is such a specific feeling, impossible to have, yet easy to imagine having
Featherweight_: saving segt barker
JadedCynic: googles "how do I erase the universe?"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and goddammit why won't the public event spawn!?
kitsunestudios: Paranoia: the wind beneath your wings
RandomTrivia: oh dear
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Thequickgreyfox: PogChamp
PharaohBender27: katesLol
RechargeableFrenchman: What Sinclair does bes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you're both armed" things you do not want to hear your GM say
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Kramburger: Shocking.
EldarLuin: Shocker!
RechargeableFrenchman: best*
RechargeableFrenchman: Lie through his teeth
eosdawntitan: that is a Very Good idiom
HorusFive: You didn't actually need a roll for that, but if it makes you feel better.
asthanius: Conrad Bagman
DeM0nFiRe: I propose that Bagman is his official last name
angryoptimist: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou A delight for us, though! :D
eosdawntitan: I miss Positive Seal
DiscordianTokkan: Bagman!
monosceros: just call him Milk :p
kalira77: Conrad Bagman
eosdawntitan: Positive Seal was a good distraction
ulexarX: Conrad Baggins
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sinclair is about 50%smoke and 50% self interest
HorusFive: The acid burns????
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "how about you shove it up your ass, Sinclair?"
MAPBoardgames: I'm still sad about the death of Charlotte.
JadedCynic: replace the acid-burnt floor & wall panels
unicornly: wow, I've totally had this manager.
ContingentCat: about to make a new blood mess on the floor
JaysonMaxwell: Barker did get the shotgun earlier right?
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames agreed.
Kramburger: Sinclair's goona get fragged
HorusFive: Why am I thinking "how does quick draw work in this game"?
TheWanderingNomad: I forget is Conrad a Working Joe or one of the more normal-ish androids? 'cause I've been imagining him being one of the Fassbenderbots
Arclight_Dynamo: I love the notion that Sinclair isn't evil. He's just the sort of cockroach that the evolutionary process of "being an employee of a corporation" favours.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Conrad is a proper WY synth I believe
TheWanderingNomad: Ah good, then I will continue to think of him as Fassbenderbott
MAPBoardgames: Conrad just totally stepped up for Barker.
JadedCynic: @TheWanderingNomad the milky Wayland-Yutani synth
sing_o_muse: probably better therapy than the VA
unarmedoracle: I imagined this generation of WY synthetics looking like a forty-year old human who is also still youthful and non-threatening.
DeM0nFiRe: Arclight_Dynamo Yeah that's kind of what I am getting as well. Based on the descriptions of like "expecting your own branch of the company" and such that was mentiioned earlier, seems like there's a degree of naivete there as well
unarmedoracle: Kind of like someone you'd look at and think they'd make a good kindergarten teacher.
corianderd: heh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that is a great mental image
eosdawntitan: YES, BEEJDROID
HorusFive: Barker could rock Sinclair's world if he could make Sinclair consider that the ship isn't coming to save him either....
PharaohBender27: @monosceros lrrWOW
ulexarX: I mean, I'll vote Fassbender as a youthful 40 year old
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: has anyone yet answered the question of what happened to that matter base block
eosdawntitan: @HorusFive Can we shatter sinclairs ego in that way without him commiting a murder suicide?
JadedCynic: he just wants to talk to ANYONE that's not Sinclair
unarmedoracle: but like .. not hot like michael fassbender.
HorusFive: @eosdawntitan What is he doing now?
ulexarX: @unarmedoracle Fair
eosdawntitan: @HorusFive christ. Fair.
drfox17: @unarmedoracle but.... they could be
monosceros: can't have people horny for robots now
Arclight_Dynamo: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Not explicitly, but I had assumed that the cult, which wanted to be "reborn," used it as biomatter for the aliens to build their nest out of.
kerbalized_: def not snooping for any mutinous words
JadedCynic: @unarmedoracle a dulled-down Mike F. or maybe a unkempt Ryan Gosling?
JadedCynic: SNAP!
TheWanderingNomad: @monosceros - When ahs that stopped ANYONE?
RandomTrivia: LUL
Snowcookies: yas
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was debating them having manufactured the oil to begin with, or at least helped it along. Also having aided in the nest construction
asthanius: "a/s/l"
kerbalized_: omfg
monosceros: @TheWanderingNomad exactly :p
robo__nixon: Sometimes I fell Roman got off easy in this whole scenario . . .
HorusFive: phone rings ... "Hey, watcha doin' Schafer"
Sarah_Serinde: :D
asthanius: THEATER LAUGHTER IS SO GOOD
RandomTrivia: Oops, Adam broke
DarkMorford: Ooh, that reverb
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god that Adam laugh
kerbalized_: lolol
Arclight_Dynamo: Stuck in a small room with an alien... or in a small room with Sinclair? Toss up. :D
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahahh
JadedCynic: @GCU or maybe they discovered it was there...or maybe the cult founders got hold of a sample and brought it?
drfox17: ah, theatre acoustics!
RechargeableFrenchman: Oooh that was great
ButButTheJesus: @asthanius IKR
MAPBoardgames: That theater echo!
ButButTheJesus: katesLol
eosdawntitan: Love that echo, like, not sarcastically or ironically
HorusFive: lrrADAM so good
mirshebs: ahhhh that adam echo is my fave
kalira77: let's be fair, anyone who didn't get stick with sinclair got off easy in this situation
RechargeableFrenchman: Makes me miss my theatre days lol
FlyingUltraCar: I think I'm a clone now
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: loving Schafer's slow losing of his shit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ablative shit
JadedCynic: drive coils
FlyingUltraCar: There's always two of me just-a hanging around
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Schafer had defensive shit but that shit is being ablated, and he is losing that shit
robo__nixon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Slowly? :P
JadedCynic: thank you Schafer for giving context
tenthtechpriest: millions sounds like a lowball
Despoiler98: YES
Applecrisp: at least.... one MILLION dollars
kerbalized_: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Arclight_Dynamo: "Millions of dollars." Oh, Schafer. That's small fish. The stuff down there is power. That lets you run the universe.
JadedCynic: @tenthtechpriest we don't know the exchange rate
angryoptimist: Millions? Functionally infinite money.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: millions? try invalidating the concept of money
Snowcookies: real work of art
robo__nixon: Ablative Bryce
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if the oil can just make all this shit, harnessing it somehow could be the key to a truly post-scarcity society
JadedCynic: this whole game *chef-kiss*
Featherweight_: 1970 Space dollars are wroth alot
unarmedoracle: speaking of which, anyone see that story about the asteroid that's worth quadrillions?
MAPBoardgames: Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did they come from? Cotton-eyed xenomorph.
eosdawntitan: Yuuup
eosdawntitan: most asteroids are
ContingentCat: a lot of nasty known unknowns
angryoptimist: The problem is that it's *very evidently* a poison-pill technology. But if you can *survive* learning/using it? Hoo boy.
eosdawntitan: space mining will kill the idea of an economy
eosdawntitan: for anything mineral
asthanius: @unarmedoracle Mask-off Capitalism is a hell of a thing
angryoptimist: Near immortality unlocked, to *start*.
robo__nixon: @unarmedoracle Yes. As long as they don't try to bring something made of that much iron any closer to Earth
gualdhar: the roman has been left for dead already? daaaaamn
eosdawntitan: Can i acknowledge to the room
unarmedoracle: I mean, any large amount of palladium or platinum will kind of have incalculable effects on industry
theprophetofcthulu: that question mark step is profit
eosdawntitan: "harnessing this oil to make a post scarcity society" Gives OFF MASSIVE DOOM VIBES
niccus: hooray, all fine
TehAmelie: "the ink makes things come to life" huh
eosdawntitan: like, this is about 10 steps away from the Doom Arc Reactor
MAPBoardgames: Hey! Roman is Okay!
asthanius: Maybe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like 3D-printed plastic that didn't set right
thrythlind: This makes me wish I was still playing the game where I was playing Random
JadedCynic: the resin is drying out and getting brittle
kalira77: roman appears to be alive. okay has yet to be determined
corianderd: WY was always searching for the fountain of youth through conquest of space. send tweet
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames time for a celebratory group meal!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man I love the idea of an alien nest that isn't doing so hot. a situation where the alien too is a lifeform with vulnerabilities. one that is also subject to age and entropy.
MAPBoardgames: Exactly what I was thinking JadedCynic
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Juliamon: Like a kitty!
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yeah....
Cupstr: holy fuck
angryoptimist: Ungood.
vrecken: great
RechargeableFrenchman: "Things" was right all along
mitomanox: lrrIAN lrrHAM
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon alien catloafs!
Featherweight_: aw dar sleepy
vrecken: just great
eosdawntitan: Again, the Alien, is just a big cat with chitton
vrecken: I love it
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Super_Sophomoric: Cam is really great!
unarmedoracle: alienloaf
JadedCynic: they wouldn't care now; as long as he doesn't kill himself
Despoiler98: Theyre dying too
JadedCynic: their job is done
Capt_clown: quick grab the morphball and run!
thrythlind: kikoskShock
gamercat88: is it possible that the facehugger didnt hug?
asthanius: Use Spacejump!
Arclight_Dynamo: @gamercat88 It did.
JadedCynic: @Despoiler98 they're succumbing to entropy and....existential ennui?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: alien loafing with its tail curled around itself. and around itself. and around itself again, because it's like 50% tail.
ulexarX: Socially distanced facehugging
HorusFive: @gamercat88 of course there's a chance. The same chance for every other documented encounter
gamercat88: @HorusFive hehe true, true lolz
drfox17: you have to drive stake through his heart!
JadedCynic: and no one here knows anything about the life-cycle....
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPanic
drfox17: it's the only way!
gamercat88: i just really don't want this story to end so i am thinking of ways to keep it going
PharaohBender27: katesScared
JadedCynic: @drfox17 his stomach
asthanius: "We can collapse and expand time as necessary" is a VERY good sentence
TehAmelie: we'll always have fanfiction
Snowcookies: Does Sinclair ever show concern?
drfox17: no, his heart, because hes a vaaaaaampire
Capt_clown: shot him with a silver bullet before he transforms
eosdawntitan: I adore sinclair
JadedCynic: @asthanius great concept and again with the explanation of the stress levels doing it
Featherweight_: ok time has passed!
Despoiler98: oh dear
TehAmelie: i wonder if AO3 has a category for fics based on streams of RPGs based on movies
JadedCynic: @drfox17 @Capt_clown no, aim for the head!
JadedCynic: fire!
JadedCynic: fire to burn it
Snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: 'Confidential' and 'children' both start with C.
kerbalized_: hmm
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
maxthefourth: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie would that be "Fifty Shades of Grey"? ;)\
DigitalSeahorse: lucidComrade
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TehAmelie I mean, Critical Role has an extensive category, so
Ba_Dum_Tish: When will then be now? Right now! Oh ok
Snowcookies: lrrFINE_BW
abyssaldm: MUNCH
Mysticman89: what even is in the healing section if not healing
Twilight_Spark: Into the bacta tanks with you!
HorusFive: Huh, this RPG doesn't appear to have rules for getting better once damaged. Weird
RandomTrivia: We... rebuilt him?
thrythlind: as I remember, Health levels in Alien aren't major injury yet
unarmedoracle: the game is very good but the book could use another editing pass lol
HorusFive: I figured it was on purpose
JadedCynic: @HorusFive "Don't worry about it"
abyssaldm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
abyssaldm: Holy shit!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, abyssaldm! (Today's storm count: 30)
DeM0nFiRe: Is it long distance until the elevator is within 10 hours of the station?
gualdhar: oh man, if roman gets on the rescue ship before the alien bursts out....
monosceros: call him again just to be sure
JadedCynic: @gualdhar "Don't even worry about it." ;)
PharaohBender27: @gualdhar lrrWOW
Capt_clown: @gualdhar don't ruin the surprise
Snowcookies: gualdhar: they did want a living specimen...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I love the idea of WY finally getting their hands on "the organism" and then discovering it's just as mortal as a human
thrythlind: Page 98: "When you are no longer Broken, you recover one point of lost Health per Turn (5-10 minutes) of rest. Critical Injuries can still affect you after all your Health is restored."
gualdhar: @Capt_clown how can I ruin the surprise! I literally haven't seen the episode!
ContingentCat: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #6881: "I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one." —Dale [2020-04-06]
Capt_clown: @gualdhar I was teasing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sinclair not even bothering to lure the alien into a containment cell. The alien already walked into one. It even has a snack for the trip.
RandomTrivia: Nice continuity there @corianderd
corianderd: thx
HorusFive: That tracks with... shock? It tracks with shock.
JadedCynic: all those exo-morphins
thrythlind: Nah, the rules support Cam's decision here
Ba_Dum_Tish: The Roman is fine.
ContingentCat: "fine"
eosdawntitan: Hold them gently like a jello cube is my favorite way to say that
asthanius: I just realized Sinclair is acting this way so he gets good feedback
ButButTheJesus: skellingtons!
JadedCynic: @gualdhar it was more in the vein of the "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" joke - no big
Despoiler98: oh no
PharaohBender27: O_o
asthanius: "Yeah, Sinclair was a very caring teammate"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the aliens are not good at taking out their trash
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
angryoptimist: Welp, that's grim.
Snowcookies: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHERE
MAPBoardgames: You open the closet where they keep the skeletons.
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou why bother?
robo__nixon: Yeah. I never considered what happens to the hosts. Very nice Cameron
gualdhar: @JadedCynic ah, I get it now. I'm a little slow today
DigitalSeahorse: xidikuRIP katesRip openseMoon
ContingentCat: I think "attentive" is the adjective Sinclair's angling for
JadedCynic: @gualdhar that's totally legit *gestures at outside world* <3
Applecrisp: are there any kind of rules for how much time or how many actions are allocated to each player? or is it just going by gut for the best storytelling?
drfox17: Dead Space? we're cutting off lilmbs?
Despoiler98: @robo__nixon the hosts are discarded meat
ContingentCat: @Applecrisp best storytelling
PharaohBender27: Oooh nnoooo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: new center of gravity huh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: almost like you've gained some mass somehow
MAPBoardgames: Air-anus or Anus-lock?
robo__nixon: @Despoiler98 Normally, but if a cult believe this was some transcendance . .. .
Arclight_Dynamo: @MAPBoardgames "Airnus."
JadedCynic: anyone got an AutoDoc?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh how nice the aliens even cleanedup a bit for Moritaka
unarmedoracle: well ... not gained new mass exactly but like some existing mass has been shifted around
Despoiler98: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if a human cult believed human society had already dead-ended and sought a new evolutionary route, only to realize too late that they'd just fallen into a different dead end.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BusTed: Homer housing some slices of American cheese.
BrindleBoar: F
angryoptimist: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Like Eva-SEELE meets, well, Alien.
Mysticman89: this talk of shifting mass around makes me wonder how the overall digestive process affects our CoM
DigitalSeahorse: wish I could remember who has the MrBurns emote
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou "We were supposed to go left." "Left, right - it's a desert, Leon - what's the difference?" (Firewalker)
kerbalized_: "I could go for some dinner"
drfox17: "Like up your butt?"
kerbalized_: probed
Despoiler98: Sorry ya gotta kill the Roman
Rhynerd: “Hey Barker.” “Hey Roman.” “That Hurt.”
Sarah_Serinde: I keep getting distracted by other work and boy am I missing things, definitely going back to the vod later
asthanius: Good Guy Roman telling the group he got bitten
Sarah_Serinde: Because I absolutely want to catch all of this
Arclight_Dynamo: That's how you get turned into a science experiment, Ian!
kerbalized_: @rhynerd god I live that video
thrythlind: Roman, the anti-zombie bite asshole
angryoptimist: ^
ButButTheJesus: @Sarah_Serinde I've been watching the whole time and I doubt I've kept up with everything
Despoiler98: This is why Roman should be shot in the gut with a laser, unfortunately
angryoptimist: I like Roman and I like how Ian is playing him.
TeodorantZMX: I just came back, last thing i remember is roman going past by boneyards, did i miss anything?
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo get's 'written off' in a 'hypersleep accident' on return, but smuggled off to R&D
Sarah_Serinde: ButButTheJesus This is why rewatches are good :D
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Yuuup.
RechargeableFrenchman: @TeodorantZMX very little
drfox17: OH NO
drfox17: Adam caught that
Despoiler98: GDI THEY KNOW
Arclight_Dynamo: Roman did the right thing, but he's gonna get seriously screwed for it. The smart move would have been to autodoc it out.
drfox17: adam did the exact thing i did
kerbalized_: sure are gonna get quarantined
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo if they had one...
PharaohBender27: @TeodorantZMX Roman has made contact with Barker, asked that he be placed in a quarantine pod (if I understand correctly), and the "rescue" ship is incoming
xantos69: I am going to miss Moritaka.
asthanius: I assume Bryce is melting or something
xantos69: And Schafer
DigitalSeahorse: oh noes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: meeeeelting
Alas_Babylon: T minus...
Uzumaki15: That's a really long time for akward elevator conversations
DigitalSeahorse: poor Bryces
Snowcookies: shit
kerbalized_: "did she grow a tail?"
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
Kramburger: Is this Bryce's death or Schafer's?
JadedCynic: what was in those noodles?
DigitalSeahorse: 99 Bryces on the wall
asthanius: Schafer is great
Applecrisp: mask up bryce!
RechargeableFrenchman: @Kramburger why not both?
ContingentCat: well this answers one of the questions about the Bryces
asthanius: Unironically perfect
Despoiler98: Shes a short term clone
Alas_Babylon: Socially distance until you erupt
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: achy and tired? Bryce, that's just life.
robo__nixon: @Kramburger Why not both?
JadedCynic: @Kramburger Bryce is going to reach expiration date?
angryoptimist: The m-m-monster flu!
RomanGoro: I don't know if it's come up, how is gravity in the elevator?
Snowcookies: lol Paul
Capt_clown: @gualdhar because they were bored?
Snowcookies: Xenomorphs do droll too much
DeM0nFiRe: charlotte friend was back for a sec!
lasersuit: Is Roman still pregnant?
MAPBoardgames: Charlotte!
Alas_Babylon: Thanks Paul
RechargeableFrenchman: @gualdhar it's possible the virus would have been affecting the person at the time of "clone", the corpse would in theory still "have the flu" for a little while before the virus died off
HorusFive: Too soon @LoadingReadyRun
gualdhar: @Capt_clown oh, so it's space syphilis?
lasersuit: I was away for a bit
drfox17: twitch why
JadedCynic: @gualdhar why not? if Bryce had the flu, would that virus also be copied with cloning? We have lots of strains of sympathetic bacteria that live in our digestive tract and help us digest food
kerbalized_: bug red button!
JadedCynic: @RechargeableFrenchman yeah, and if there's multiple clones, passing it back and forth might allow it to mutate and stay viable?
Alas_Babylon: "Ah, every so often this organism has to go through a respiratory shock to bolster its immune system. I must replicate this."
Despoiler98: detonate the reactor
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb lrrDOTS lucidShrug
RechargeableFrenchman: Violently deorbit the station into the facility, no survivors
HorusFive: Frying the Ladonia and this other ship AND the station AND the atmo-processor might make them think twice
Despoiler98: overload t he fusion reactor
RechargeableFrenchman: About as "dealt with" as can be achieved under the circumstances
Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 There's a moon with an ocean of goo down there, though.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
RechargeableFrenchman: Like Batman in that one Justice League episode
Alas_Babylon: 1......................
JadedCynic: :D
kerbalized_: lmfao
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
xantos69: Wooooow!
angryoptimist: katesLol
drfox17: that's right, barker was a marine
asthanius: It has a key for the firefighters
ButButTheJesus: ding! "It is done."
Luminaire_p: Ah, the Bsurface
SaladCookies: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:09.
Despoiler98: @Arclight_Dynamo not if anyone knows about it because everyones dead
robo__nixon: Men's wear, lingerie, xenomorphs
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah, we've have to take out the Carcossa too, to cut this short
mitomanox: since this is an alien narrative, we're reachiing conclusion, and none of them is dead, i guess they're all just gonna die at the same time?
ButButTheJesus: @robo__nixon
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Right. Blow up the frigate.
kerbalized_: minor issues no biggy
kerbalized_: maybe a sniffle
asthanius: TOPICAL
gamercat88: big mood
HorusFive: narrator voice [he totally was]
JRandomHacker: *looks at camera*
tenthtechpriest: oof
Despoiler98: @Arclight_Dynamo the frigate is MUCH smaller than the station, overload the reactor
ButButTheJesus: oof
PharaohBender27: @asthanius Tell me about it
MAPBoardgames: Bryce facehugged Schafer during the ride.
DigitalSeahorse: "I feel fine." -said the asymptomatic COVID19
RechargeableFrenchman: The captain has re enabled the fasten seatbelt sign
Capt_clown: "were you wearing a mask?"
Snowcookies: Quarantine for 14 days
ladylinzington: I don't see this ending well for the crew
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo let them rescue us and somehow break out and sabotage the frigate
drfox17: ewwww
Sarah_Serinde: Schafer leave her behiiiiiiiiind
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, I love that Ian's shirt could very well be worn in-universe. :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sinclair is getting them all in the same room so he can execute his plan
Despoiler98: BARKER TAKE THEM ALL OUT COME ON
angryoptimist: Put Bryce in hypersleep? Maybe something can be done for her.
ContingentCat: as safe as anywhere can be
HorusFive: And now we see how much metal it took to take the aliens out with you.
JadedCynic: The most merciful thing Schafer could do for Bryce, is to leave her in the 'elevator' and send it back down
Juliamon: Leave this Bryce behind, come back for a fresh Bryce at a later date
kerbalized_: Fresh Bryce of Bel Air
Voxlunch: We have Bryce at home
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon when in doubt, throw it out
DeM0nFiRe: You can just go down to the Bryce store on the beach. I hear they have the freshest supply
EldarLuin: I broke this Bryce, can I have a new one?
JadedCynic: "How long do you live as a clone, Bryce?" - unasked question
Snowcookies: Schafer is too kind to leave another behind
Arclight_Dynamo: How armed are these rescuers? Extremely or very extremely?
robo__nixon: Oh good. And how many xenomorphs were hybernating?
MAPBoardgames: Backpack full of Conrad
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Black Mesa situation here
RechargeableFrenchman: This is definitely getting too close to ending now for something terrible to not be immediately forthcoming
HorusFive: Excessively @Arclight_Dynamo
angryoptimist: You can be too armed for this.
kerbalized_: these flamethrowers are for.... rescue....
RechargeableFrenchman: @HorusFive good, that means they almost brought enough armament
JadedCynic looks around for Dix...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is gonna be like a Le Carre novel, we'
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we'll get all the way to the last page and then it all goes south
angryoptimist: So, does the second half of Half-Life 2 happen now?
MAPBoardgames: Conrad is a 175lbs bag of milk steak.
sing_o_muse: time to jinx it
EldarLuin: The climax music is starting up in a few minutes
JadedCynic: @angryoptimist or even Half Life: Opposing Force?
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Despoiler98: come on barker but us all to bed
DigitalSeahorse: Conrad is a heavy THICC soup
RomanGoro: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I read a single Le Carre novel and it had one of those endings and I hated it and never read one of his again
lasersuit: long long man
angryoptimist: @JadedCynic Yeah.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Tinker Tailor is literally the only one that doesn't end that way
JadedCynic: yay! Lance Hendriksen gets a nod! :D
sing_o_muse: Bishop? oh no...
robo__nixon: I want it to be Peter Cushing
HorusFive: "Allegedly injured"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this person is definitely played by Peter Cushing in my head
RechargeableFrenchman: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou but but but Sinclair Schafer Barker ... The Roman
Arclight_Dynamo: Sinclair is gonna get shot.
Twilight_Spark: That sounds likely.
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: Nnnope.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
asthanius: "Inside or outside of bodybags?"
ariborealis: SUS
Sarah_Serinde: The most fine
angryoptimist: Narrator: It wasn't fine.
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely fine
Despoiler98: omg please detonate a fusion reactor
Alas_Babylon: Things are going to go the very opposite of okay
Snowcookies: lrrFINE_BW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE feliciaTrashed
robo__nixon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Same
ContingentCat: yup "hostile creature"
PharaohBender27: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
JadedCynic: @robo__nixon @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou oh wow - MIND_BLOWN.GIF
TacitusVigil: Top. Men.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Arclight_Dynamo: I love the notion that it's the corporation that kills the players, not the alien.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cowardly Intelligent
JadedCynic: "The Best of the Best of teh BEst" - Men In Black
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: plot twist Weyland-Yutani's CEO WAS AN ALIEN ALL ALONG
angryoptimist: Chicken perhaps, but a LIVE chicken! :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
HorusFive: This one last time
asthanius: "You will receive five demerits"
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic With honours!
Snowcookies: lrrWOW
RakdosPvnk19: cam want some simic slaw
RechargeableFrenchman: @TacitusVigil They're sending a middle aged professor with a fedora and a bull whip. Sinclair will be surprisingly okay.
DeM0nFiRe: I know you!
BrindleBoar: "but you didn't do anything" "cape flip"
kerbalized_: Dont eggs mean theres a queen?
MAPBoardgames: Each one carrying a moist disabled crewmember.
TacitusVigil: @RechargeableFrenchman Xenomorphs. Why did it have to be Xenomorphs?
Kramburger: WELP
JadedCynic: @kerbalized_ see the deleted scenes in the original movie
Despoiler98: HALO Armor
angryoptimist: No messing around, huh?
RechargeableFrenchman: Man I can't see a thing in this helmet.
DigitalSeahorse: smixelNotcult
kerbalized_: @jadedcynic I never watched the deleted scenes
Voxlunch: They look like shitty knockoffs of Jean Giraud's suits
JadedCynic: RACK THE GUN
RechargeableFrenchman: "Aren't you a little short to be a Light Infantry?"
asthanius: oh no
Capt_clown: Harambe 2.0
Kramburger: They are going to 'sanitise' the station
DigitalSeahorse: an Among Us Suit steps out
RandomTrivia: Oh dear. So it begins
JadedCynic: @kerbalized_ go watch them - the concept is the other killed crew members are mutated into more eggs by the adults
EldarLuin: Half Life again
Voxlunch: Isss it really that time againnnn
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of weight for the knees
Despoiler98: come on Barker
angryoptimist: Then they all get shot and "Fun Fun Fun" plays?
kerbalized_: @jadedcynic OOOOH
Cupstr: they're gonna get executed
Snowcookies: Pls no
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Arclight_Dynamo: WY goons.
NightWingMistHawk: People are screwed people are screwed and we're all dead
JadedCynic: @kerbalized_ the queen egglayer was a James Camerion idea - Scott never thought of it originally
BooperOfHonks: [distressed noises]
BusTed: Uh ohhhh
Wrexadecimal: enigmaS
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, the goons are doing the right thing.
DigitalSeahorse: clean! lucidDuck
angryoptimist: Not messing around AT ALL
PharaohBender27: Welp
tenthtechpriest: bryce is very not clean
JadedCynic: Troops
unarmedoracle: WY private security provides a very competitive retirement package for former USCM service members, regardless of service record
JadedCynic: ^^^
Voxlunch: is that Blade Runner retirement?
JadedCynic: you are NOT gonna get answers
asthanius: They're not...killing her?
MAPBoardgames: Bryce is uniformly "not-clean"
RechargeableFrenchman: Bryce, Schafer, they're looking for whatever Bryce is
angryoptimist: @asthanius Living sample.
TacitusVigil: It's "Don't worry about it."
Snowcookies: asthanius: they want living speciments
JadedCynic: @asthanius kill the golden goose?
RechargeableFrenchman: lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: Voxlunch same watch and everything Kappa
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, "Don't worry, you're gonna be fine" has been called
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: asthanius Oh no, they very much want to study all this and find a way to make money off of it
Wrexadecimal: I'm waiting for them to torpedo bryce
RechargeableFrenchman: lrrHAM
HorusFive: "as they cuff you"
DiscordianTokkan: HA
Voxlunch: PogChamp
drfox17: this is accurate for SAR
drfox17: they tell you not to run toward them
ani_laurel: lrrFINE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are they going to meet the G man?
Fruan: Did they do anything right? Serious question.
TacitusVigil: "probably"
Voxlunch: Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid!
Cupstr: they're gonna die
robo__nixon: You may fire when ready
ContingentCat: or your next of kin
Capt_clown: Just take you out to a farm in the country...
DeM0nFiRe: WAT
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Voxlunch: TO BE CONTINUED
BusTed: snap
MAPBoardgames: God dammit Cam!
ContingentCat: WAT
JadedCynic: the BAD END
RandomTrivia: OMG
Kramburger: OH NO
RechargeableFrenchman: Brilliant
PharaohBender27: Before or after they're executed?
ButButTheJesus: FUCK
DeM0nFiRe: WAT?
ariborealis: o
mowdownjoe: WAT
asthanius: Sinclair doesn't even necessarily get rescued
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh WHAT
tenthtechpriest: sinclair won!
Wrexadecimal: OH NOOOO
AranMathai: Okay then.
ladylinzington: WHAT
Voxlunch: Also Sinclain won
RomanGoro: Holy bus!
Applecrisp: come on!
FormerlyFormal: WAT!
unarmedoracle: everyone lives!
vrecken: yaas
RandomTrivia: Cameron! You monster!
ariborealis: Epilogue mayhaps?
gualdhar: WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYY
angryoptimist: They lived. Wild.
coachNelly: oh good all our questions were answered
EldarLuin: Whudda budda?!
BooperOfHonks: noooo!
jessieimproved: well damn
DiscordianTokkan: Sweeeeeeeet
Alas_Babylon: EVeryone lives in hell
ButButTheJesus: NOPE
DigitalSeahorse: "Just procedure." - cop sitting on someone's throat
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure everyone was perfectly fine
Snowcookies: OMG
DiscordianTokkan: The end! No moral!
gualdhar: not even ONE of them died on screen?
asthanius: Some say Sinclair is still waiting to this very day
kakmize: please tell me there will be a wrap up for this
Cupstr: RIP
62MGcobra: sure why not paul
theprophetofcthulu: @LoadingReadyRun X
BrindleBoar: "You're all infected. I award you no shares, and may god have mercy on your souls."
vrecken: probably
jessieimproved: everyone was alive at the end
ariborealis: the lesson is, children, capitalism kills!
charlotttle: x to doubt
xantos69: But! I need to know what happens next! Cam I need closure. What happens Next!
DigitalSeahorse: yey everyone survived sort of lucidDuck
Arclight_Dynamo: Epilogue: All the players except Roman were spaced. Roman lived out the rest of his days on a dissection table.
Sarah_Serinde: unarmedoracle I loved this, great story lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Do we get a stinger where the Predator shows up? Kappa
Fruan: The real winner is Positive Seal.
ani_laurel: you lived!
RechargeableFrenchman: @coachNelly nothing left unexplained, definitely no looming ominous implications
corianderd: ahahahahahahahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: We didnt even get to see what they said if/when they scanned Moritaka did we?
Mr_Whyt: "All" includes the alien
e_bloc: yikes
Cupstr: F
mowdownjoe: I saw your Netflix, Paul. :p Queen's Gambit is good shit.
Wrexadecimal: not the worst ending, not a happy ending, and prolly not a good ening
gualdhar: how can you do this to us LRR?!? I trusted you!
Wrexadecimal: *ending
RomanGoro: I can hear the fanfiction being furiously written all the way from Argentina :P
MAPBoardgames: @unarmedoracle Charlotte didn't live. lrrAWW
JohnLockeCole: They "All" "Lived" "Happilly" Ever After
FormerlyFormal: I'd love to hear a post-game chat with everyone.
DigitalSeahorse: that was goooooood
ButButTheJesus: @corianderd YES VERY FUNNY
theprophetofcthulu: everyone survived for the next second at least
Bearudite: And if they did not die, they still live today
ariborealis: time to go write fanfic about how Roman's baby busts out and kills everyone on the way home!
angryoptimist: This was *Absolutely Great*!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER
Galexandro: just procedure
NightWingMistHawk: I'm not satisfied but at the same time I am. How did you do this to me Cam?!
HorusFive: BibleThump100 BibleThump100 BibleThump100 BibleThump100 BibleThump100 Everybody lives- the Bad ending
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo Byrce was kept and also exprimented on (more valuable than roman's 'child' )
AmoriLinguae: I was SURE it was going to end with Schaefer waking up on a beach
RechargeableFrenchman: @Bearudite the Alien franchise definitely doesn't have a history of killing popular characters off screen or anything
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Yep. And that was the end of humanity.
mitomanox: love u paul!
theprophetofcthulu: @ariborealis they didn't scan the roman yet
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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kerbalized_: Will there be a Q/A session with everyone?
PharaohBender27: ShowLove600 This was a wonderfully run campaign, lrrCAMERON
ariborealis: aha fools
Voxlunch: This is a great setup for a sequel
RandomTrivia: @unarmedoracle This was incredible to watch. Thanks for bringing us with you on this amazing journey lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: *clap clap*
Juliamon: JadedCynic I'm sure she would have been cool with it anyway
notthepenguins: mm... not honestly very satisfied with that ending, but thanks so much for the campaign as a whole
angryoptimist: I can honestly believe that what they brought is capable of keeping a lid on this much.
MAPBoardgames: cheer68 Nearly Nice!
theprophetofcthulu: Great campaign and great ending @unarmedoracle
DigitalSeahorse: Voxlunch oh I hope there is a sequel!
serramarkov: @unarmedoracle Brilliant. Thank you.
Juliamon: "No really, you need to run all the tests on me. ALL the tests."
ariborealis: Id pay good money for GM/story lessons from Cam, holy shit
JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo the oil was extracted, and they attempted to 'create the manufacturing singluarity' and triggered the plot of DOOM :D
spiffinn: this was amazing cam and one of my favorite LRR shows
Ba_Dum_Tish: and Serge!
Snowcookies: Yay dungeons
Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic :D
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EldarLuin: dun dun DUN!
BrindleBoar: aw ye
JadedCynic: Cori lived == Cori won. everything else is tertiary
serramarkov: @corianderd Brilliant, I hated your character and loved your play.
ariborealis: Little Hope 2: Little-ER Hope
DigitalSeahorse: oh Sherlock Holmes! my specialty and one of my favorites
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic That scans katesLol
JadedCynic: I mean, ultimately that's the near-universal win-requirement: to survive
BusTed: lrrSPOT
DigitalSeahorse: Nemesis is the best Sherlock game I've played so far
EldarLuin: The dog lives
angryoptimist: @ariborealis Do we just keep splitting hopes until we reach the hope atom?
ani_laurel: That was amazing @unarmedoracle
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sinclair was 100% worth it if only for the "Could you go back and check?" line
Zyme86: littlest hope on the prarie
monosceros: I think the Roman has the littlest hope
DigitalSeahorse: and I've played most of them
HorusFive: Follow up campaign- but the only repeat character is Cori
JadedCynic: oh yeah, I've seen good stuff about this game :D
BusTed: Teardown looks fun.
theprophetofcthulu: little hop2 2: spoopy boogaloo
Juliamon: Ooh more bonus Alex
drfox17: oooooo root
Arclight_Dynamo: "The Sinclair series synthetic is..."
kerbalized_: wait is it Little Hope like that spooky ship horror game with the million endings?
BooperOfHonks: Gotta bounce now - time to sleep and hopefully not dream of xenomorphs xD Thanks for the stream and the whole campaign. It was amazing!
ariborealis: Root Root!
ANeMzero: Saw someone describe Teardown as an Immersive Sim crossed with Blast Corps so I am curious
JadedCynic: thank you for this bonus stream Alex <3
Juliamon: kerbalized_ Same devs yeah
serramarkov: Ian and Alex and Adam: you were brilliant. I loved this.
DigitalSeahorse: Root looks cute from that image
BooperOfHonks: Night, everyone!
thrythlind: I've played it...it's good
kerbalized_: @juliamon ah, ty!!
thrythlind: there's an RPG coming out too
JadedCynic: Cori, Ian, Alex, Adam, Paul - you ALL were maginificent in this!
Mysticman89: didnt we already see a session off online root?
RandomTrivia: Not the Vengabuds?
Mysticman89: of
DeM0nFiRe: I like how many good one liners there were
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus.
monosceros: quoth the raven BUS IS COMING
RechargeableFrenchman: First time watching an entire Dice Friends series Live, no missed episodes, and what a series to watch.
kerbalized_: Heat Death is def my favorite D&D genre thing
MAPBoardgames: Darksburg?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM lrrIAN lrrCAMERON lrrALEX lrrCORI the delightful drawings and lrrPAUL lucidLove
JadedCynic: And Cam? I want to start a religion around you, but feel you don't deserve it due to your timing for scene/session breaks :D
DeM0nFiRe: "You see Bryces" or "Sometimes I wake up on the beach"
TacitusVigil: The Long Game: The Short Game: The Game.
HorusFive: the Long Test Game/
HorusFive: ?
itira: This was fun, thanks for streaming it! Have a great night everyone!
coachNelly: hype!
ariborealis: :O desert bus! i cant believe I forgot about DB!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Commander HYPE! lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
theprophetofcthulu: hey Nelson
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (10d, 14:40 from now)
tapdancingbeavers: ooh, a seal!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Commander advenrues
monosceros: PPR within the week of DB, damn
ButButTheJesus: bus is coming!
DigitalSeahorse: cool
ContingentCat: I wonder if Positive Seal will show up
DigitalSeahorse: DB in under two weeks! Friday the 13th!
JadedCynic: hmmm'
Snowcookies: Yay more beats
JadedCynic: ooo Adam FF read?
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh yay
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh yay! I love the books!
mowdownjoe: More FF?
Juliamon: yup!
JadedCynic: Fightring Fantasy
drfox17: i missed it, what was the Long game?
Sarah_Serinde: Those are always a lot of fun
EldarLuin: Books?
NotCainNorAbel: woohoo!!!
Sarah_Serinde: drfox17 tbd
ContingentCat: Yay books!
Luminaire_p: :O lrrHEART
JadedCynic: oh NOOOO!
EldarLuin: ooooOOOOoo
RandomTrivia: Hooray, more door bosses!
ariborealis: dude, I love those books. hell yeah
kerbalized_: oooooo
Snowcookies: Ohh, books
ButButTheJesus: TOS!
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde ah, thanks!
itira: yes! books!
HorusFive: To my American friends- get out a VOTE tomorrow ALLINTOVOTE (if you haven't already)
JadedCynic: the TSR ones? Oh dear LORD
kerbalized_: fair mounds
gualdhar: oh, the sexual innuendo book
corianderd: wow
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adventure book for laughter
DigitalSeahorse: Adam reading is fun
Juliamon: drfox17 I know they were considering the game with the soup ladle character
ContingentCat: ooo Beej
drfox17: @Juliamon i don't know what that means!
ani_laurel: I love books
drfox17: :D
Arclight_Dynamo: In before this book is called "Bad Dragon." :D
RechargeableFrenchman: I feel like everything LRR does gets a little better by adding Beej
RechargeableFrenchman: So that's only good news
drfox17: @Arclight_Dynamo lol
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN B U S lrrHORN
ContingentCat: The bus will have come
Ba_Dum_Tish: The BUS is coming
EldarLuin: Drive the bus! Drive the bus!
PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (10d, 14:38 from now)
monosceros: lrrHORN I S lrrHORN
ContingentCat: oh cool
Snowcookies: Oooh
drfox17: oooooh
SnackPak_: cool!
ani_laurel: HYPE
itira: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ButButTheJesus: ohhh
drfox17: OOOOOOH
BrindleBoar: noice
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh noice!
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
spiffinn: nice!
JadedCynic: O_O
Juliamon: OH!!
Sarah_Serinde: Yessss I know what this is~
Questhere: yessssss
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
ContingentCat: Oh!
kerbalized_: ohhhhhh snaaaaap
xantos69: OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
RandomTrivia: Jacob HYPE lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
EldarLuin: Oh wow
drfox17: ya'll so smart
mitomanox: neat
Arclight_Dynamo: IT'S HAPPENING!
JadedCynic: oh MY /takei
angryoptimist: Ooh!
corianderd: yeah we did
theprophetofcthulu: what system?
ButButTheJesus: oh boy!
lemmel: Sweet!
ContingentCat: katesHype
Simriel: WoD?
drfox17: OOOOOOOOOOH
LlewellynZ: mattlrHeck
Kikazi: NICE!
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh. Oh ho. Oho ho ho hohoho.
mowdownjoe: JACOB! lrrHEART
drfox17: vampire?
EldarLuin: Will Andy be there too?
Kikazi: ysbrydHype
BusTed: Nice.
ElementalAlchemist: OOOOOH
drfox17: i'm guessing vampire
RechargeableFrenchman: Vampire or WoD seem likely
Juliamon: I mean, we know what Jacob has wanted to run with LRR
Mysticman89: vampire stuff perhaps i wonder
62MGcobra: so sparkly vampires
RomanGoro: Sarah_Serinde I had a strong suspicion based on you saying that you knew ;)
HorusFive: ALLINTOVOTE
ContingentCat: Jacob DM is all I need to hear to get hype
ani_laurel: oooh
DigitalSeahorse: yes, ALLINTOVOTE if you haven't already because I'm sure everyone here would vote against the evilest evil
JadedCynic: WORLD OF DARKNESS?!? SAY "WORLD OF DARKNESS" DAMMIT :D LUL
kerbalized_: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
Ba_Dum_Tish: Glad to have funded these episodes of terror
mowdownjoe: @62MGcobra Jacob's gonna kill you for that.
thrythlind: ohh....this is pre-recorded....huh...I am a derp
Sarah_Serinde: RomanGoro Perks of being friends with the DM :P
kitsunestudios: Later all! Thanks for the Great campaign. :)
corianderd: thanks all!
Rhynerd: Jacob DM?
xantos69: cheer50 More bits for a great campaign.
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DigitalSeahorse: spooon
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RechargeableFrenchman: @thrythlind the Paul stuff right now is not prerecorded, the game streamed just now was though
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Mailed in my ballot the Wednesday before last, and have verified that it was received and counted :)
JadedCynic: cori - thanks for portraying a loathsome corporate entity so perfectly :D
ContingentCat: @Rhynerd yup for a post-desert bus prerecorded campagn
thrythlind: right, I was thinking back when the question of how healing works came up
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 lucidDuck yay
Snowcookies: This Paul is real and totally not a CRT monitor ghost
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb teebsTeerex bandwidth raptor
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Got to love living in a vote-by-mail state
thrythlind: side note.....I wish I saw more of Paul on camera...oh well
JadedCynic: @Snowcookies this stream is a transmission from WY Media LLC
Simriel: Yes you are paul
Simriel: and for even longer
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27, sounds safer than being in line with people that refuse masks for sure
DigitalSeahorse: or worse
PharaohBender27: OK, where's the "of the New England Mc[whatever]" meme come from? I tried looking it up one time, and couldn't find any explanation
DigitalSeahorse: like the military precautions
TehAmelie: maybe it's just to get up to the minimum character limit
serramarkov: I have to decompress now, see y'all tomorrow night.
Juliamon: I assume it's a minor joke from a major pop culture show
Juliamon: and it just... never died
Simriel: Freakazoid predicted meme Culture
mitomanox: paul beware of the xenomorph behind u
PharaohBender27: Fair, lrrPAUL katesLol
RandomTrivia: @serramarkov Take care lrrHEART
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 was it from back with the first Penny Arcade Aqusitions Inc D&D sessions?
ContingentCat: It's been in circulation for a while I think
TehAmelie: Scrubs did it
Always_Armoured: @PharaohBender27 as i understand it its just a cultural idiom since new england has a lot of old money families with dumb names
Juliamon: It varies between "New England" and "New Hampshire" for reasons beyond my understanding
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic I mean, I've never seen those, so maybe? katesShrug
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck openseMoon little girl on the moon you say?
Juliamon: New Hampshire is a subset
PharaohBender27: *
DigitalSeahorse: went there just to say goodnight
JadedCynic: That's the first ONLINE instance I've seen - the 'of the new england <sillynames>" meme has been longer
asthanius: New England is a region, New Hampshire is a state
TehAmelie: maybe there is one of these pseudo-noble families that are split up between New England and New Hampshire so you can actually have to make the distinction
PharaohBender27: Whoops, that was meant to be a ^ to @Juliamon 's post
ContingentCat: Same, for a long time I thought New England was a state, much like New Mexico
Juliamon: TehAmelie New Hampshire is part of New England
JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun it's like "British Columbia" is easily confusable with "Pacific Northwest" it's all the same right? ;)
62MGcobra: yes i did hahaha
thrythlind: New Hampshire is one state in the New England area...it's also one of the states people forget about a lot even when you live in America
DigitalSeahorse: maybe one of the Os is a 0?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie New Hampshire is a state WITHIN the New England REGION; one is aprt of the other
Juliamon: as someone in NH, I also sometimes try to forget we exist
TehAmelie: yeah, not New England then. there are other versions of that line
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Like @Juliamon said, New Hampshire is a part of New England, though I'd more imagine the pseudo-noble families being in Massachussets or Connecticut
ContingentCat: @thrythlind I think I only know about New Hampshire becausein the West Wing President Bartlet makes such a big deal of being from there
JadedCynic: @Juliamon that's fair
thrythlind: everybody wants to make that "y" a long "i" sound
JadedCynic: New England is a region of the continent; New Hampshire is ONE of the states in that region
Juliamon: We're a tiny state with barely any electoral votes and yet every candidate insists on swarming us anyway
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Arclight_Dynamo: "They said 'Canada!' Yay!"
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
JadedCynic: 'quite a long time ago'? OW. :( old_fogey.gif
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah, because of our BS primary system :\
thrythlind: New England is mostly the Northern most of the original colonies... so like the extreme Northeast of the United States
ContingentCat: Monty Python were smart nuts, they'd know how to look up a name of a Canada place
RandomTrivia: Can confirm, British vision of Canada is plaid-wearing Lumberjacks
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto
DigitalSeahorse: :D
thrythlind: New England is the part of the country where "Yankees" are
Juliamon: also NH is like, half-Quebecois anyway
JadedCynic: and it was in the 70's too
Juliamon: please adopt us
Juliamon: save us
Arclight_Dynamo: @Juliamon We would in a heartbeat, honestly.
ButButTheJesus: pls save us all
JadedCynic: @Juliamon you gotta quarantine for 2wks first
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the Heat Death
ContingentCat: you heard it here, the lumberjack song is 100% accurate
JadedCynic: AMEN PAUL
Snowcookies: Too much paperwork Juilamon sorry
PharaohBender27: @thrythlind Well, for southerners, everything north of Maryland is "Yankee" country
thrythlind: Cam is an AMAZING horror storyteller
asthanius: @Juliamon I will say, I don't think you want Quebec specifically
DeM0nFiRe: thrythlind Except the baseball team called Yankees is definitely not from New England and it's very important to people from New England and to fans of Yankees baseball team to know that lol
thrythlind: heh
JadedCynic: @unarmedoracle Cam could be a FANTASTIC 'script doctor'
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for I EAT I EAT I lucidNom lucidSoy smixelSip pegaSip
DigitalSeahorse: oops
BusTed: Good stuff.
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
ButButTheJesus: HAT'S OFF CAM!
JadedCynic: I CAT I CAT I -> I EAT I EAT I
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon NH, Maine, and Washington state are all basically Canadian ANYWAYS, right? Personality of inhabitants-wise?
Simriel: Entirely correct Paul. Cam is better at Alien than it's creator, confirmed :P
PharaohBender27: Agreed, lrrPAUL
ContingentCat: big Agree
TacitusVigil: @JadedCynic A script surgeon general
angryoptimist: Heat Death is a much, MUCH more interesting take on Prometheus' ideas.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: byeeeee
JadedCynic: ^^^^^
LlewellynZ: VirtualHug VirtualHug
DigitalSeahorse: I CAT I CAT I EAT I EAT I
datske44: byee
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: @TacitusVigil YES
RandomTrivia: Good night everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: pegaWave BBYE
RomanGoro: Bye everybody!
Snowcookies: this is why fanfics exists, to create better stories than the original creators lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan NH/ME are like the garbage parts of Canada, but yeah
angryoptimist: Take it easy everybody!
Snowcookies: Bye and goodnight
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty lucidLove
couldntpickausername: man, I'm already at 4 years
couldntpickausername: on this name
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun everyone - chat as well - your contribution made it even better <3
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
PharaohBender27: Goodnight everyone! PrideWave
Juliamon: we're basically "northern rednecks"
thrythlind: I'm 26 or 28 years on this name
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Snowcookies to be fair, that isn't *the only* reason fanfics exist :)
JadedCynic: now if you'll excuse me, I have to que up the VOD for when I get up tomorrow :D
couldntpickausername: I'm from near a town called Millbrook, the nickname for us is Millbillies
TehAmelie: i just had the realization that Fight Club 2 is just as bad a sequel as Prometheus
TehAmelie: Zombie Robert Paulson, come on
thrythlind: It's probably why I'm weirdly particular about how people pronounce a name that I wasn't born with but just sort of took because it sounded cool in high school
thrythlind: for a game
Snowcookies: True, it also exists to make characters smooch
Juliamon: I'm on roughly 20 years on this name
thrythlind: I'm a bit sad that Alien Resurrection didn't get into the RPG...I know a lot of people dislike it, but I loved the concept of Ripley 8 as a character
Juliamon: I switched to it when I got involved with fansubbing Digimon Frontier
thrythlind: and it SORT of eventually led to Random's creation
thrythlind: though Random is by no means the same character
DiscordianTokkan: How long's Wing Commander 2 been out? Dang. 29 years on this name, ish.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @Snowcookies Alien vs Predator (but in a different way)
thrythlind: I'm just trying to remember when I first started playing Amtgard, because that's where I started
thrythlind: with this name
DeM0nFiRe: digimon is on my list of things I need to get around to rewatching, I watched it a lot as a kid
Juliamon: You can skip Frontier.
thrythlind: though I had a small peak of notoreity in the 90s and 00s as a "classic" Ranma 1/2 fanfic author
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL
DiscordianTokkan: Well, on just -Tokkan. DIscordian is a prefix that I fall back on when one of the three other ones beat me to it. Darn you failed CoD streamer!
SnackPak_: night Paul
Ivalenz_: 'NITE lrrPAUL
Snowcookies: night Paul
RandomTrivia: lrrPAUL lrrHEART .
Electrodyne: good night Paul
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
Electrodyne: Good night other internet friends
DeM0nFiRe: I just realized I think I am approaching 20 years on this username. I think I am up to like 17 or so
Snowcookies: Now, time to go back to making my computer explode via rendering an after effects project
Juliamon: thrythlind Aw man, I was not into "fanworks" when I was into Ranma, else I probably would have read some of your stuff
Juliamon: That feels weird to think about nowadays. That there was a time where liking something didn't mean knowing of a broader fandom.
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
Juliamon: Just random forum posts of "who's ur fav char"
DeM0nFiRe: I think it was someone on LRR stream recently mentioned the kids book about the alligator in the sewer?
DeM0nFiRe: It was the book I first learned to read with and I had never heard anyone else ever mention it
DeM0nFiRe: And that is what reminded me of liking something without knowing anybody else who likes the thing
TehAmelie: there was a time in the 00s when i had people to talk to with about things i liked, but not since everyone stopped using forums
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah, kind of sad that forums have mostly gone away. Redd it is the clostes but it's not really the same
Juliamon: I barely used forums. They were mainly for finding Beseen chats to RP in, and people to RP with over AIM/ICQ
DeM0nFiRe: It's ironic that everything moved to "social media" that's actually way less social than forums
TehAmelie: most of the conversations i've had along those lines have actually been with Cameron who always seems to read the same comics i do
TehAmelie: which, it's not much conversation when someone's streaming games that aren't comics
Juliamon: oh, I forgot one of the other uses for forums: finding people who'd ripped new anime CDs so you could get them to send them to you over IRC
Juliamon: (or, if you were lucky, had their own website where they could host them for *direct download*
Juliamon: )
TehAmelie: and if we have something like Steven Universe, chat's always good for gushing about how good it is, but you can never talk about spoilers
TehAmelie: heh, the thread for passing around the LRR season 1 discs was fun
Juliamon: That was a good time yeah
Juliamon: I loved that the timing worked out that I had it just in time for LRR to be at PAX East so they could sign it
TehAmelie: i never took my turn, seemed to be a lot of people who wanted it more than me
TehAmelie: and then i stumbled onto some dark youtubes anyway. . .
DeM0nFiRe: Oh speaking of LRR discs, is that Desert Bus documentary still like in limbo as far as being available to actually acquire?
Juliamon: Yup
TehAmelie: yeop
DeM0nFiRe: Shame
Juliamon: and Season 11 is presumably also still in disc-mastering limbo
DeM0nFiRe: So I have only been watching non-DB LRR stuff recently, what would be in a season of LRR? I thought they did like a variety of different stuff?
Juliamon: DeM0nFiRe The "seasons" were years of weekly skits
Juliamon: That was originally their primary output
TehAmelie: so many sketches. . .so many laughs