TehAmelie: !next Mars
LRRbot: Unknown timezone: Mars
TehAmelie: that was maybe mean to Lrrbot
TehAmelie: Mars time is so tricky, with the days being almost but not as long as on Earth
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Avoid the Pew Pews.
ContingentCat: !findquote avoid
LRRbot: Quote #5128: "Let's try and avoid street level entirely, because street level is filled with children with knives." —Graham [2018-07-02]
ContingentCat: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #2145: "If you say *everything* you're bound to be right." —Graham [2016-03-23]
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex is in for another Bonus Stream, this week he's checking out Teardown! Game: Teardown) at Wed 12:00 PM PST (7m from now).
TehAmelie: having a friend on Mars and keeping track of their time would be like having a clock that goes off by 37 minutes every day
Alahmnat: my heart goes out to the folks at JPL, hehe
undecided44: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex is in for another Bonus Stream, this week he's checking out Teardown! Game: Teardown) at Wed 12:00 PM PST (3m from now).
TehAmelie: i'll call next at midnight on friday, so. . .uh. . .9:30?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: ahoy
beowuuf: sergeHi
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Alahmnat: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: CONTACT
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL katesAir katesAir katesAir WE ARE LIVE
TehAmelie: might be simpler if Mars gets its whole own clock instead of a 24 hour 37 minute one
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL too
malc: so what's this game then
Alahmnat: JPL folks working on Mars missions do actually work on Martian sols instead of Earth days
TehAmelie: makes sense
elah806: Smaaash the staaaaaaate
LoadingReadyRun: Poor buggers trying to buy Vikodin potatos with their Tesla shares
PsychoI3oy: I saw someone else play this last night, I think you'll like it, Alex.
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Ranneko: Ooh, I've been watching Tom Francis try this out, wish I had the time to play it myself. Hope you have fun Alex
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beowuuf: more like vikohnoyoudidn't
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janda_42: I’m pretty excited for this stream. I’ve been watching Kliksphillip’s coverage of it through development and wanna see how Alex likes it.
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Tarukai788: Nice
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TXC2: hey, everyone knows vikodin futures are more stable investment these day Alex Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Yay! Just in time! I love the Alex bonus streams.
jessieimproved: I neeeeeded a bonus stream today
TXC2: we all do
DahudLefthanded: Today is a good day for a distraction
DahudLefthanded: I really want to play this game, but I've heard the performance requirements are BEASTLY
TXC2: here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
GapFiller: good evening Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
TXC2: Hello Alex
Alahmnat: it's Alex!
TehAmelie: hay Alex
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: hey alex!
GapFiller: nice echo on the intro there
TXC2: ME!
ContingentCat: o/
DahudLefthanded: mood
zigboy22: yee
aussz: me!
Dared00: hellooo
Alahmnat: 110% me
DigitalSeahorse: me
NoNane09: yes
ArkhamArchivist: illHi
Loonatic93 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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elah806: ME
KidAmn: hell yeah, and I'm not even American.
RegulusPratus: Smash!
tomcat202: lets do it!
coldhands0802: Me for sure, but I'll settle for watching you smash stuff
elah806: You know us so well
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrCOW
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Put Avenir Call in Smash, you cowards!
Dared00: oooof, notifier loud and with echo
Rhynerd: Let’s smash the state!
Alahmnat: I see the notifier is still having a normal one...
TehAmelie: create, then smash? i'm unsure what that mode is for
DigitalSeahorse: the notifier echoed and is loud
DigitalSeahorse: but you are soft
DigitalSeahorse: oh I saw this too
TheWriterAleph: I love voxels. I just think they're neat!
Korolan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Korolan: I’ve heard a lot about this. Break some stuff!
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Alahmnat: voxels are math and that's all I can tell you
TXC2: this is just minecraft with RTX on isn't ? Kappa
beowuuf: voxels not vauxhalls, the place in london. Got it
DahudLefthanded: Amnesia doors!
elah806: Fuckin' voxels! How do they work?
Anaerin: Voxels: They're like 3D Pixels!
BusTed: You can do fun things when everything is particles.
DigitalSeahorse: loud again
Didero: I've seen brief snippets of this game, looking forward to seeing it played. And by Alex too, yay
zigboy22: loud
Didero: Hi!
Zaghrog: I thought the intro was echoing too, but the notifier definitely is
BusTed: yeet
Manae: It's just a really coarse 3D coordinate system, nothing fancy. Volumetric pixel
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TXC2: YEET!
TheAinMAP: Nice arm.
Cinominn: I'm glad Alex is back to Smash The State!!
cronatos: that's a mighty yeet
Manae: It's pixal art in 3D
DahudLefthanded: Sub notifier is super loud btw
DigitalSeahorse: YEET
TheWriterAleph: you don't know your own strengf
Manae: pixel
Steelwolf171: Good arm!
BlueFingers5: nothing but net
Dared00: yeah, Cam and Cori had the same notifier issue yesterday
Didero: Time To Crate: 1 minute :p
Alahmnat: strong Yeet/Kobe score there
TXC2: got some moon like gravity here
elah806: well bye
NathanJay_GA: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:25.
jessieimproved: get one on the roof
TheWriterAleph: these voxels weight nothin' at all
mercano82: And you're apparently doing these throws one handed.
jonnykefka: Alex your going live message gave me such a mood boost, I can't thank you enough
BlueFingers5: throw one directly above you
Steelwolf171: And even here there are crates
MAPBoardgames: Start to crate was what? 6 seconds?
DigitalSeahorse: itès outta the park!
NathanJay_GA: Dangit Twitch, you're late with the notification! :P
Dared00: what happens when you drop one on your head?
harryboyboy: hiiiiiii
TheWriterAleph: oh sweet you cracked the ground too
Drasvin: voxels are basically 3d pixels. the hard part is all the code structures needed to handle the large amount of data that entails
TXC2: timber
BusTed: seabatUseless
Alahmnat: *groan*
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehh
coldhands0802: bah dum tish!
TehAmelie: i didn't think Minecraft was voxels :x
Manae: @Drasvin If you're including physics, for sure.
Alahmnat: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: now we just need a lighter to make a flame thrower
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
teavian: :)
BusTed: :D
easterncaveofwonders subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months, currently on a 41 month streak!
easterncaveofwonders: So impressive start to crate time? Any hope of finding our way to the sub-ocean?
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DigitalSeahorse: Alex's favorite thing
TXC2: so is this game just the Simpsons episode where Bart buys a factory? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: loud again
Eklinaar: set time to dongs at T-what, chat?
frnknstn: that's not a dickbutt??
Didero: oh woof, notifier sound is a lot louder than the rest
DigitalSeahorse: ACAB
NimrodXIV: :D
lirazel64: Never give a cartoonist a virtual spray paint can.
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun you're waaaay quieter than the notifications
MAPBoardgames: Tag! your it!
Didero: All Cats Are Beautiful
Korolan: Notifications are Very loud
NathanJay_GA: Ooh, I'd love a nice glass of wine right now...
Chaotically_Random: So what is this game?
DahudLefthanded: That generator looks delicate. Better break it
DigitalSeahorse: All Cats Are Beautiful orangekitOrangeKitten zefrineO_SG zefrineSee_BW pegaBooty
TehAmelie: it seems very Red Faction
MAPBoardgames: Fuses? Generators? we are 2 keys from a horror game.
teavian: F
DigitalSeahorse: why was there an arrow above that barrel?
TXC2: baseball with a sledgehammer, now there's a man's game Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Alahmnat: shitter's fu---
DigitalSeahorse: F
easterncaveofwonders: shiter's broke
Drasvin: F
MAPBoardgames: lrrGARBO Shitter's full
Didero: Shitter's blocks :p
Diabore: shitters broke
DahudLefthanded: shitters busted
elah806: This is like the best possible intersection of Minecraft and BeamNG.drive
coldhands0802: Hope you went before coming to work
Didero: What's the goal of this game again?
KidAmn: shitter shattered
TehAmelie: do NOT go in there, wowie
Dr_fragenstien: well NOW where are you going to shit?
NathanJay_GA: Organic shitter!
IbunWest: Anyone remember State of Emergency from the PS2 era?
DahudLefthanded: @dr_fragenstien in the barrel obv
Stoffern: @Didero Do hists and other illegal missions
DigitalSeahorse: Crapshot toilet memorial music
floki4242: yo Phil was the toilet like 3 ft taller
Stoffern: @Didero heists I mean
DigitalSeahorse: oh there's tasks
Didero: Wait, do we live here? Has Alex been destroying his own house?
MAPBoardgames: Is this game just mess around with destructible physics objects?
coldhands0802: The in game OS is way higher resolution than the in game world. : p
Eklinaar: This game has plot?!
DigitalSeahorse: and fast travel
MAPBoardgames: Music!
nuggetthehugget: this game is amazing
TheMerricat: the name is "Teardown"
Stoffern: @Didero yes
DigitalSeahorse: oh there's music
TehAmelie: it reminds me of W+P classic Garbage Day, with the dropping you into an open and destructible world. much cooler aesthetic though
TXC2: so I wonder what tiny part of the Norwegian coast that was
RegulusPratus: Satisfying clang noise, at least
Dr_fragenstien: I don't like how it says "escape" not "leave"
NimrodXIV: yeet
teavian: YEET
TehAmelie: FORE
MAPBoardgames: I have some questions about that propane.
AlliterateA: so are we a professional arsonist with no matchbook and a sledgehammer?
NathanJay_GA: there's a dead man over there, I bet
coldhands0802: Well, you've "fixed" the neighbor's house
Didero: It's the faeries!
NavelWarfare: Lad's got an arm on him
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Drasvin: breach!
Alahmnat: whoopsie
frnknstn: good arm
Didero: Stealth!
TheWriterAleph: iz ver nice
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
TheNerdWonder: That’s not a house, Alex. That’s a home!
DoodlestheGreat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:38.
coldhands0802: That looks so good
Tiny_Ghost_of_Emily_Carr: later on it gets a time element and more "heist-y" missions. Arson/vandalism for speedrunning, basically
AlliterateA: nevermind
Didero: Oh wow, fire physics
TehAmelie: and foam physics
DigitalSeahorse: no stairs?
Rufran: no way up to the second floor?
DigitalSeahorse: or we burnt the stairs
TehAmelie: do we have. . .all the physics?
TheWriterAleph: "my hoooouse!"
TXC2: there's no interior supporting wall :p
annasaurus13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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Uzumaki15: Hope none of this is load-bearing
mikstar899: Just arrived. Why are we smashing the state?
DoodlestheGreat: wat
Didero: mawp
Manae: Those physics check out
JaysonMaxwell: Load bearing chimney there.
TheWriterAleph: oh please have this work
Dr_fragenstien: load bearing fireplace
BusTed: Heheh.
Drasvin: That's a strong chimney
TXC2: mikstar899 because we can
NimrodXIV: those are some tough bricks
TheWriterAleph: bonk.
Alahmnat: here we go
mikstar899: @TXC2 Fair enough
NathanJay_GA: it would be rude not to
MAPBoardgames: No one will mind if you borrow this
BlueChloroplast: niiice
Dr_fragenstien: hope they don't mind
DigitalSeahorse: :D
jonnykefka: y halo thar
SpoonfullOfSugar: I kinda assumed that was just for looking at
TheNerdWonder: Well then
TXC2: well if you insist game
TehAmelie: now we have a weapon of mass destruction
Tarukai788: cronch
AlliterateA: sturdy walls
Didero: Now this is pod racing!
DahudLefthanded: I think this is supposed to be a heist-planning game or something?
Manae: What is that fireplace made of
DoodlestheGreat: BRRRRRRRUMMMMMMM
ComradeMik: gotta say, when i saw the stream description, this wasn't what i was expecting
NavelWarfare: I'm glad they don't explode when they get run over at least
TheNerdWonder: House goes brrrrrrrrrrr
beowuuf: smash legos with moe legos, brrrrrrrrm
Alahmnat: it's made of fireplacium
TXC2: Manae asbestos Kappa
kingtorm: That is super duper not how loaders work, lol
BlueChloroplast: this is satisfying to watch
leopard_wolf: I mean, they hired you. it would he ride not to steal their vehicled
Didero: If the chimney is too tall, just tear the house down so it gets lower!
Gizmoloid: Yeah, ride on top of those highly explosive canisters!
ky0dar: you do have your asbestos ticket, right Alec
ManWithThePlans: I think we need to call OSHA...
ky0dar: alex?
TXC2: that poor tree
TehAmelie: were those gas tanks or rockets? i don't know
DigitalSeahorse: F tree
SquareDotCube: shakin' hands with danger
MAPBoardgames: Knocking a tree over? Apparently.
DahudLefthanded: that's a durable roof.
TheMerricat: gas tanks for the stove
BusTed: Sturdy.
Zaghrog: more propane?
TXC2: this "platforming" is reminding me of STALKER for some reason :p
MAPBoardgames: @SquareDotCube Thanks! No I have that song in my head.
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
eric_christian_berg: C4?
BusTed: mmhm
DigitalSeahorse: zefrineSee_BW
Tarukai788: HL2 strats what's up
MAPBoardgames: He can fly!
Didero: And thus, man discovered flight
TXC2: lrrWOW we yeeted ourselves
jonnykefka: well that was exciting
Zaghrog: still one more propane tank?
Rhynerd: Quick, where’s a large map?
TXC2: ~lastweet
AlliterateA: whats that chimney made of?
Stoffern: Just drive through the fireplace
TXC2: ~lasttweet
Drasvin: He tried that
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Xilats: oh thank goodness something to help my mental health. thank you alexxxx!
TehAmelie: it's made to keep out Robot Santa
Foxmar320: Hello
Stoffern: The dozer did
Zaghrog: more exploding stuff at that?
Alahmnat: heya Foxmar
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
TehAmelie: i think we just have to grind at it
Cinominn: might have been the bucket]
SquareDotCube: one more tank
NightValien28: oh hey alex is back playing minecraft, nice
Didero: Between the many explosives and the vehicular property destruction, it's hard to tell the cause :p
Foxmar320: Oh is this game just about smashing the state?! That sounds like my jam!
TXC2: CHARGE!
NightValien28: wait since when there are tractors in minecrat?
ky0dar: not minecraft
NimrodXIV: what's gravity?
Xilats: I wonder how they keep the game from chugging when you have to track all of those individual shapes?
TXC2: NightValien28 this is Modded Kappa
DahudLefthanded: Aww, I wanted to see it fall down
Zaghrog: hmm, a little disappointed about the Minecraft gravity
NightValien28: TXC2 ah of course Kappa
TehAmelie: see i think this is just strictly better MInecraft. sans the functionally infinite world
Zaghrog: oh, nvm
DahudLefthanded: YES
Foxmar320: foxmarAC
BlueChloroplast: w00t w00t!
BusTed: gottem
TXC2: opp there goes gravity
TheWriterAleph: that's so satisfying
Alahmnat: *escape* vehicle?
Didero: Wait, who hired us to do this?
Manae: Is there a map to see side objectives?
x0den: escape vehecle!?
Foxmar320: Gravity remembered it has a job to do
AlliterateA: Im glad no one was in the building
TheMerricat: the unfuck my house folk are going to have a Field day here
Naarius: Escape vehicle has me worried
Asimech: This is anti-Minecraft, therefore this should be called Towerdestroy.
Stoffern: @Didero Someone who doesnt luve here
Manae: Engine's on the back
Dr_fragenstien: pretty sure this land isn't owned by the mall owners...
SquareDotCube: don't worry about it
TehAmelie: heeh, the vehicle is tough but also destructible
ky0dar: unfuck this house! unfuck this house!
teavian: thats why
Didero: Leave no trace
Naarius: Ah, hiding the evidence
Alahmnat: no loose ends
Foxmar320: Got rid of the evidence
swaggytaco: to escape the police
TheAinMAP: Into the sea.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
eric_christian_berg: You didn't see anything!
DoodlestheGreat: OOPSIE POOPSIE
eric_christian_berg: NEver here.
NathanJay_GA: someone forget to set parking brake again
Didero: Can't find your fingerprints if they're on the bottom of the sea!
TehAmelie: lrrEFF that house
Zalthia: perfect crime
TheAinMAP: Bonk.
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP
Alahmnat: perfect
TheWriterAleph: "I told them I work in demolitions... So they TORE MY HOUSE DOWN."
eric_christian_berg: Satisfying.
TXC2: this has some real Blendo games energy
eric_christian_berg: "If I had a hammer..."
ky0dar: so alex, you do have your asbestos ticket, right???
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun Alex you forgot to tweet
Dr_fragenstien: gonna smash a brewski?
TheMerricat: get the feeling Alex doesn't know his own strength
elah806: This is like "first it started falling over and then it fell over" the game
SquareDotCube: don't mind me, just a deranged demolitionist doing unsanctioned deconstruction
DigitalSeahorse: looks like my fridge from a former place
Asimech: That's one way to de-ice the freezer.
Rufran: how long has it been since that ghost last materialized?
NightValien28: lrrSPOOP you forget the tweet OoOoOoOoh
TehAmelie: an indie demoman
TheWriterAleph: womp womp fisheye lens
Zalthia: everything is bendy. Nice shaders.
TheMerricat: Russ fan he doesn't need to know Paul can only do it on the streaming PC
DahudLefthanded: @txc2 I get what you mean, but I don't know if Blendo would do anything this mechanical. This is almost more of a tech demo than a game.
LordZarano: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: also my last fridge I had to chip ice away from the fan so many times
Didero: Break it in two to make carrying easier Kappa
TXC2: DahudLefthanded fair point
TheWriterAleph: byebye fwidge
Alahmnat: lol
Drasvin: oh no
TehAmelie: the fridge shattered :I
TXC2: that'll buff out
coldhands0802: Who wants to go upstairs to get to the fridge anyway
Thandres: that will buff out
eric_christian_berg: lrrFINE
Alahmnat: better eat all that mayo quick
NathanJay_GA: meh, we were never getting our deposit back anyway
Dr_fragenstien: Whoever decided on bringing a fridge upstairs is a madman
coldhands0802: Still plenty of fridge left
Manae: Your treadmill!
SquareDotCube: aw man, on the treadmill too
beowuuf: makes it easier to get everything in to and out of.
TheNerdWonder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
TheNerdWonder: Can’t wait to see what happens when they give Alex some explosives
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TehAmelie: now it's a mushy pea
DigitalSeahorse: cause landlord wouldn't buy a new one until it spoiled food
eric_christian_berg: Mashed peas!
NightValien28: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLurk
MAPBoardgames: Shake hands with danger!
BusTed: Hhhehehe
TehAmelie: the map is the territory. . .
TXC2: ah Strategic view Kappa
Nanomateria subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: My Summer Escape Vehicle
DigitalSeahorse: somehow notifier still very loud
Foxmar320: Its just a scratch
BusTed: Stealth mastery.
AlliterateA: good neighbourhood
TXC2: STEALTH
Didero: "The door was unlocked"
Nanomateria: Yeei subbed again :p.
TheWriterAleph: very sneaky
Drasvin: knock knock!
NightValien28: ah yes the stark stealth method
TehAmelie: it was like he walked through walls
ContingentCat: so smooth
DiamondTiki: :p
TXC2: more stealth then when Graham stole a tank in metal Gear 5 Kappa
Uzumaki15: Flawlessly silent, they'll never realize we were here
beavvver: that told it
SquareDotCube: can't have footage if the cameras are smahsed
Foxmar320: Much better
TheWriterAleph: the files are IN the computer?
DoodlestheGreat: YEET
TXC2: gotta defenestrate every chair
TehAmelie: shatter the state into a shower of loose generic cubes
Wolfstrike_NL: Can't knock out the window, but stools can knock out brick :S
ky0dar: IN the computer????
Snowcookies: vandalism game?
TXC2: "good news is, you wont need the monitor"
AlliterateA: smash the water!
DigitalSeahorse: YEET PC
Featherweight_: what we gonna steal?
MAPBoardgames: The water actually looks pretty good
CAKHost: Can you splash?
Asimech: @Wolfstrike_NL It's the classic rock-paper-scissors weakness triangle.
TXC2: hello Featherweight_ right now it's computers
DigitalSeahorse: xD
3and4fifths: PC Load Letter?
rasterscan: lrrSACK
eric_christian_berg: So, are you the most unsubtle thief in the world in this game? :)
SquareDotCube: "You shoulda seen the size of these rats!"
Featherweight_: the perfect crime.
beavvver: Sledge classic rogue weapon
TXC2: beavvver we must be a strength rouge Kappa
TehAmelie: it's basically a sap
ky0dar: isnt this a city in pokemon sword???
beavvver: i cant complain about its effectiveness though
NavelWarfare: If you make it look like it was hit by a natural disaster, nobody will notice the missing stuff
Lex_Peacekeeper: this is an odd minecraft mod
diamondmx: Nice particle effects.
TXC2: money nothing in this game floats
TehAmelie: it's all particles. voxels
Featherweight_: he we drive mr. dozer?
Snowcookies: It's a goo thing no one lives in this place anymore
Shondo101: Alex <3 I think you are an entertaining human being.
TXC2: Featherweight_ we did in the last level
DigitalSeahorse: Voxlunchels :P
eric_christian_berg: Aaaand... broke.
beavvver: oh that went pop well
TehAmelie: is it silly i want to do hacking like in Quadrilateral Cowboy in this game?
Lex_Peacekeeper: blow up the damn
LRRTwitter: [8m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Definitely did not forget to tweet | Bonus stream || Teardown | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1324084102295740416
Featherweight_: hmmm lightening house
TXC2: TehAmelie no that's what I was thinking of
TXC2: too
MAPBoardgames: We went from professional demolitionist to extremely unsubtle thief in one mission?
TehAmelie: break through the firewall and then break through the wall
Alahmnat: or the load lifter for that matter
TheWriterAleph: ah yes, giant... wooden... shipping containers
Featherweight_: this world is make of cake
DigitalSeahorse: woop
beavvver: dont drink and drive folks
Manae: It must be done
NavelWarfare: Do it
CAKHost: Don't you hate it when the shipping container eats your scoop
MAPBoardgames: exploding red barrels? Big ones?
LordZarano: Containers made entirely of rust
CAKHost: At least they won't let you dig straight down
TehAmelie: what if Metal Gear Rising had Raiden have a hammer instead of a cyber vibrosword?
TXC2: Exploding red barrels, Good name for a band
Lirelent: ifixit should have bling bling set made of Ti
Anaerin: I mean, shipping container sides are made of thin sheet steel. It's the corrugations (and the corner beams) that give them strength
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's go closer to the explosive barrels
BlueFingers5: F
NimrodXIV: awww
Lirelent: RIP
control_rig: So close
beavvver: gunna need a bigger hammer
Manae: Deep cut
SirMorek: tappy tapp tapp
TheWriterAleph: wow gremlin, nice pull
Lex_Peacekeeper: Alex found the first red barrel that does not go boom!
Admiralmatt: THANK YOU FOR THAT
MAPBoardgames: That sounded like Halflife 1
Lirelent: wait Canada call them "zoom boom"s?
TheWriterAleph: dio-bo-lickle... sabbo-tagee
beavvver: oi they do go boom
Arazien: Droopy, yeah?
beavvver: i think
NavelWarfare: Hey look, more ammo!
Manae: Bugs Bunny and the gremlin
Admiralmatt: haven seen that bugs bunny cartonn in too long
D33vious: Bugs bunny and the gremlin?
Manae: probably on youtube
TXC2: Lirelent Alex calls them zoom boom, the rest of Canada still calls them Cherry pickers
Lirelent: i call that sort of thing a boom lift
Arazien: Good thing we're out of OSHA jurisdiction
Lirelent: though maybe that's the one with a fork at the end
Anaerin: "Telehandler"
MAPBoardgames: Is that a Safe?
Lirelent: does it have to telescope to be a telehandler?
DigitalSeahorse: Games where devs haven't seen staircases :P this one just didn't see to put them in
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait there's one
NavelWarfare: Now there ARE more throwable tanks in there
DoodlestheGreat: GET TO DA CHOPPAH
DigitalSeahorse: it does have stairs
Didero: Parkour!
DigitalSeahorse: HyperParkour
SirMorek: mind the power cables with that rig
JadedCynic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:14.
elah806: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:08:02. lrrSPOT
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Missed the start. Are we industrial espionaging?
TXC2: ooh Alarms now
TheNerdWonder: Think he read that bit?
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Lirelent: oh wow, notifier is loud
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh I dig the Voxel aesthetic
JadedCynic: oh, I gathered this was more about demolition...I'm even MORE interested now! :D
TXC2: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn more Industrial make it look like an earthquake happened Kappa
MAPBoardgames: ALEX! You can't just Barge in there!
Arazien: Haunted boat!
Lirelent: wait... are we a ghost ?
JadedCynic: ah paul hasn't been able to sort that out yet eh?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TXC2 Ah, the subtle kind. Nice. :)
Drasvin: ghost boat
TXC2: GHOST BOAT!
MAPBoardgames: ysbrydPunjail lrrAWESOME
JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames FootyYellow
Lirelent: chaos spooopifer !
JadedCynic: FootYellow @MAPBoardgames
TXC2: Ghost boat: the crime doing boat
JadedCynic: Invisible boi is STRONK
Drasvin: all the vehicles crunch
ContingentCat: welp
Asimech: Maybe we're actually a ghost, usually haunting a sledge hammer?
JadedCynic: welp, bow of boat is no more
Lirelent: last year it was chaos goose, this year just chaos... whatever that causes destruction and felonies
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is how I imagine Minecraft with Bits and Chisels
TXC2: flawless Kappa
ShaneLeeAtk: BOO
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Dunno what you expected there
ContingentCat: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
control_rig: Bridge: get
TehAmelie: how did you manage to make this game into Spin Tires
Rhynerd: Either that or our character wearing a chroma key suit so that they’re carfully edited out of existence
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
JadedCynic: so I assume the Peter Gabiel jokes have already been said?
MadmanOreo: Did we just do the thing from The Full Monty?
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MelvinMTG: everything is FINE: the game
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Manae: Heist music
Lirelent: we done a robbery!
MelvinMTG: hahaha, couldn't have timed my sub bettter
Lirelent: cheese it!
SquirrelLord1111: !findquote alex
LRRbot: Quote #217: "Alex, please stop standing on my groin." —Graham [2015-05-02]
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: oo music
CAKHost: We criminals now?
Lirelent: are we.... the bad guys?
JadedCynic: through the wall?
ky0dar: what's your objective in this level, anyway
TXC2: JadedCynic it was Hughie lewis who made Sledgehammer
JadedCynic: you have a SLEDGE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @CAKHost Fair point, not a criminal until caught technically?
CAKHost: The Alarms?
Asimech: If smashing the state is wrong I don't want to be right.
TehAmelie: from the day i was born, badabadabada
Drasvin: Criminals doing crimes to help the police catch worse criminals
Admiralmatt: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Teardown
Lirelent: today we learned about crimes
control_rig: Hahahaha
Tarukai788: hair trigger those canisters
Lirelent: hahahaha
firelordgamez: LUL
ky0dar: @txc2 no, it was peter gabriel
TXC2: we're fine?
MelvinMTG: lmao
SpacePotato01: plan more explosions
Nanomateria: aaah, plan? XD.
TheAinMAP: Welp.
SirMorek: bless you
Lirelent: it's ok you get "better"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW
Easilycrazyhat: goodbye stairs
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Who filled that canister with explosions?!
TheNerdWonder: We are invincible!
control_rig: Well there go the stairs
Drasvin: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
CAKHost: So don't hit that thing that raised the alarm?
Rhynerd: Just as planned.
CocoBojangles: what if you turn the power off?
JadedCynic: "We have to plan" he says, flinging around a red gas cylinder and demolishing the stairs he needs to get to one of the login spots
mercano82: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Zaghrog: the alarm starts when we pick up the first of three objective items, hitting them does nothing I think
TehAmelie: propane tanks: the new masterkey
JadedCynic: ;)
baskwalla: Did you just speak friend in elvish?
Easilycrazyhat: I should be more careful around extinguishers... o.o
TXC2: Ok have I just Mandela'd my brain into think Sledgehammer was by Hughie lewis and the news? :p
Anaerin: Can you go to the power plant and kill the power, thus turning off the alarm?
JadedCynic: red is acetylene?
MAPBoardgames: I still have questions about that propane. And maybe some of the propane accessories.
JadedCynic: green is oxygen
Lirelent: red in this case... is video game red
TehAmelie: that's thinking outside the box
control_rig: That poor boat
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Huh, the front fell off
diamondmx: I don't think this boat is seaworthy anymore
Lirelent: what maniace destroyed the front of the boat?
TXC2: turning circle of a moon here :p
MAPBoardgames: How can they cut the power? They're animals, man!
JadedCynic: don't need to be OVER the water, just in it is fine
DigitalSeahorse: sinking
Drasvin: i think boat is flooded
MelvinMTG: Alex is your boat ok
ky0dar: whats alex actually trying to do? like the objective
floki4242: doesn't look very seaworthy
Anaerin: It's a submarine, obviously
Easilycrazyhat: Is the front meant to fall off?
DigitalSeahorse: I have a sinking feeling about this
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: How that motor isn't flooding is the most amazing thing...
JadedCynic: @Lirelent we did from rough stop against concrete wall
D33vious: Leakage
beavvver: one thing i have seen in this is boat break really easy
ky0dar: its ok. the front fell off
JadedCynic: LOOT
TXC2: man this season of BOAT has gone way down hill Kappa
diamondmx: What maniac has two-way opening bathroom stalls?
Manae: Mass destruction, unlawful use of explosives... petty larceny...
TehAmelie: someone left a wallet with 120 bucks in the power station locker. they must be paid off
Ukon_Cairns: thats a pricy wallet, imagine whats inside it miasWow
Lirelent: oooo lick it
Tarukai788: mmm lightning orb
eric_christian_berg: Go Thor!
SirMorek: if you're power station is sparkking, call a professional
Didero: eezy peezy
MAPBoardgames: This is the jar where they keep the electricity.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Cut some lines?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Good thing our hammer isn't conductive
JadedCynic: Yeah, ships have had their bows blown off with battle damage all the time and crossed the pacific for refit after jury-rig bulkheads, etc
BlueChloroplast: W00t?
SpacePotato01: do things collapse if you destroy their base? Like those power line towers?
Lirelent: this is why hammers have wood handles?
JadedCynic: at least you stopped that annoying flikering
beavvver: thing kinda collapse if they decide to behave right
TXC2: YES!!!
Anaerin: Hi Kilroy!
beavvver: tag it
firelordgamez: LUL
TheAinMAP: Kilroy was here.
ContingentCat: nice
JadedCynic: hey Kilroy!
Tarukai788: kilroy was here
ShaneLeeAtk: Hello Kilroy
TXC2: Kilroy was 'ere !
Anaerin: Wot, No Current?
ky0dar: noice
DemonicUrge: ayeee so many people know hi <3
TXC2: good old WW2 memes Kappa
Wolfstrike_NL: We're an artist!
Drasvin: stuff will collapse if it has no connection to ground. Game doesn't have a sense of load-bearing limits
Lirelent: can you hit the rroof?
Lirelent: oh hey hydro power
JadedCynic: wait...those wires aren't connected to anything....they just start on that girder? they don't lead down into the building?
SpacePotato01: if the dam is kersploded, would everything flood?
kurosaru96: Can you hit the dam?
Lirelent: i assume we get like something that can make metal go away later?
Didero: New Gardening With Greg, I see, just leaping into the bushes with a seldgehammer :p
JadedCynic: mistake to listen to the landscaper more than the security consultant...
BlueChloroplast: @Didero :D
JadedCynic: ahhhh, that's planning
diamondmx: That's really going to help with the crime scene reconstruction.
BusTed: They'll never know how we did it.
MAPBoardgames: Do you also have to escape in the time limit?
ky0dar: what even is the objective
Rhynerd: Steal 3 things and get out before the cops arrive.
diamondmx: Ramming speed!
Rhynerd: They start coming after the 1st is taken
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Drasvin: but truck on roof?
control_rig: Naaaahhhh
TehAmelie: taste my large crane technique
JadedCynic: haste makes waste, doesn't it?
theawesomeonev2: that's one way to clear a path
BlueChloroplast: :D
ky0dar: almost sexual isnt it smithers
Didero: Can the hook actually hook things?
JadedCynic: wondering where the other wire is on?
JadedCynic: @Didero yep, "SPACE"
TheAinMAP: Ooh.
JadedCynic: kinda terrifying, isn't it?
Didero: @JadedCynic If only the keys were on screen somehwere >_> Thanks!
TXC2: what can man do against such reckless power
SpacePotato01: no one man should have all that powder
MAPBoardgames: With great power comes the ability to crazy sh**.
control_rig: Ramp: Get
JadedCynic: oh you neaky bugger! :D
TehAmelie: smooth as a custard run
swaggytaco: love the music
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That was brilliant Alex.
TXC2: SFRA
Lirelent: haha ohh wait, that siren was IRL, I was thinking it sounded amazing
control_rig: Noooooo!
Alahmnat: oh no
BusTed: rip
Lirelent: hahahah
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
TXC2: YOU HAD ONE JOB! Kappa
ContingentCat: so close
drizter: f
DigitalSeahorse: aww xD
Manae: That was beautiful in its own way
JadedCynic: not 3/3 steps, but 3/4 steps ;)
Kibbik: This is all a part of your training.
BlueChloroplast: so beatiful then just katesRip
TXC2: !clips
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Drasvin: Destroy gate? lrrAWESOME
Rhynerd: Take 2
JadedCynic: oh wait, all that you did previously is persistent? I saw the spraypain lines...oh savegame, nvm :D
Drasvin: everything breaks so easily
Nuurgle: including Alex
Lirelent: watch and play skills look a lot like play tester skills
Didero: Speaking of W+P (and sorry if this gets asked a lot), any idea when that might return?
Rhynerd: Think that truck would break the gate?
Manae: @Didero Sometime after *gestures wildly at everything* this
TXC2: Didero when theres not a global pandemic
ThePov42: @Lirelent Coincidentally, most of the W&P games show a considerable lack of playtesting
NathanJay_GA: another quick save?
Didero: Ah, so they want to do it in person? I guess that makes sense
Didero: Thanks!
MelvinMTG: The FOV on this game is very silly
Manae: I think one of the AskLRRs said it's a program that just is not fun if Graham is remote to Alex playing
ThePov42: Plus side, think of all the new fresh steaming garbage that'll be buil up when W&P returns
coldhands0802: Cheer200 Back to work, but good luck on your sledgehammer heist. Game looks sweet.
TXC2: so long coldhands0802 stay safe
Tarukai788: NAILED IT
TehAmelie: amazing what heists you can pull off in a world where nobody exists until the alarm rings :D
Alahmnat: lrrGOAT
PsychoI3oy: Good job!
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Nosliw87: PridePog
MelvinMTG: gg
MAPBoardgames: Gone in 60 seconds!
Lirelent: i like the spray paint as "go this way" super smart
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
swaggytaco: PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck katesHype lucidDuck
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Now to just outrun the helicopter in your van. :)
Didero: Alex "Professional Criminal" Steacy
Kibbik: Skills!
SirMorek: a master of subtlety and intrigue
BlueChloroplast Dabs
Rhynerd: Perfect heist!
wilcoxchar: this is very different from how I ended up doing the mission and I love that there are so many ways you can do it
Manae: Parked: helicopter catches you. DRIVE UNDER HELICOPTER: dunno who that was, let 'em go
MAPBoardgames: I'm listening!
BlueChloroplast: yesssssss
TXC2: FIRE!
Dandinstorm12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months, currently on a 76 month streak!
Dandinstorm12: hi chat
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firelordgamez: PogChamp
TheAinMAP: Flamethrower?
Kibbik: Who gave Alex a blowtorch?
DigitalSeahorse: MS Paint
Lirelent: TwitchLit
Dandinstorm12: Hey Alex
rasterscan: Upgrade it!
TehAmelie: precision demolition!
AlliterateA: 'blowtorch'
Didero: Aw, this one IS limited
Alahmnat: oh no, they're in trouble now
swaggytaco: it has limited ammo :(
MAPBoardgames: Hi @Dandinstorm12
Lirelent: metal is no longer safe
TXC2: fucking plasma cutter is what that is :p
ashteranic: going to be interesting if there's also a welder to add later
The_Quiet_Alestain: Ah, Fire. The untamed element...
NathanJay_GA: ooh, whats playing on the tv?
Didero: Right, I should be going. Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !break
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RebelliousUno: tear it down
TXC2: so long Didero stay safe
Dandinstorm12: We smashing the state?
MAPBoardgames: Old LRR sketch from 2009: Shake Hands with Danger! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIJtR6R1jY
Asimech: Zapp Brannigan voice: "Ahh, fire. Nature's crabs."
RebelliousUno: that scans
TXC2: shake hands with danger almost sounds like a Neil C song :p
Manae: Gotta respect your lock out/tag out
TehAmelie: everything is crabs at one point or another
TXC2: and we're back
monosceros: pincers to pincers, claws to claws
Xilats: Oh, neat! It melts glass as well!
TXC2: be kinda weird if it didn't :p
Easilycrazyhat: Magic glass XD
TehAmelie: [carcinisation intensifies]
monosceros: hello friends! I'm late D: hope y'all have been enjoying the stream <3
Manae: Physics could use a TOUCH of work on this yet it seems
DigitalSeahorse: still some glass there attached
TXC2: "blowtorch can't melt glass beams" Kappa
TXC2: Hello monosceros welcome
monosceros: thank you benginHeart
revjakenash: Alex, wanted to shout out that sweet sewer shot and lighting on Purifier pg 72. That looks real good
Saulens181: ooo this game
MAPBoardgames: Do things like buildings fall? or is it Worms/Minecraft physics?
Saulens181: they fall
Saulens181: gloriously
TXC2: MAPBoardgames they once there's no part of it touching the floor
swaggytaco: they fall sometimes
Manae: @MAPBoardgames They fall, but only if NOTHING is supporting them. Single voxel holds them up
Reduce_Sanity: Hello everyone
TehAmelie: remember All Walls Shall Fall? what that game promised, this delivers
TXC2: hello Reduce_Sanity welcome
DragonicDudeYT: jump the bridge
Manae: ROFL
Angnor33: Whoops
TehAmelie: oopsie
Easilycrazyhat: um
DigitalSeahorse: hahhahahahhah
firelordgamez: LUL
DragonicDudeYT: lol
TXC2: HAHAHA
JadedCynic: wait the drawbridge is on a TIMER? :D
revjakenash: just like real life!
rasterscan: Welp, highlight reel
BusTed: Perfect.
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
russerbutter: guess not
Master_Gunner: well...
TXC2: !clips
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DoodlestheGreat: Um....
kdefinition: just punched a hole right fuckin through it
steelfox13: Nailed it
JadedCynic: lrrHERE
swaggytaco: perfect
Penguino_Rojo: torch the fence
CAKHost: All according to The Plan
Easilycrazyhat: Go home bridge, you're drunk
Tikosh_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
Tikosh_: SMASH!
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prince_infidel: I just showed up. What the hell is going on?
Rhynerd: The marvels of engineering!
TehAmelie: have we tried punching the ground by the way?
gaxnys: please tell me someone clipped that
TXC2: that was like a cartoon :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
Asimech: When all you've got are destruction physics, all cars look like hammers.
ky0dar: hi chat, whats our objective here?
Penguino_Rojo: wont the torch work ont he gate?
Rhynerd: @prince_infidel alex is doing crimes in a voxel world
prince_infidel: Thanks
Penguino_Rojo: Problem solved!
oddmeg: Alex stream! Yay! its been so long since i got to see an Alex stream!
TXC2: hello oddmeg welcome
JadedCynic: gorgeous artwork
ky0dar: i also forgot how much i like watching alex doof about in games
Laserbeaks_Fury: aww
MAPBoardgames: Aww. lrrAWW
JadedCynic: amen Ky0dar :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands lrrAWW lucidShrug
MAPBoardgames: Man! That's Jacked!
ShadeofHades: That was a hell of a throw. Did your character do discus in their youth?
CommanderPulsar: y e e t
TXC2: Security in these facilities is spotty at best Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: NOW its a party
Manae: You could use a new fridge...
Asimech: @TXC2 *blocky
JadedCynic: Javelin?
gaxnys: ooh, look at all that VLC!
ContingentCat: geundheit
oddmeg: wow they realy went with a different aesthetic for the newdeus ex game huh
ky0dar: those are some nice traffic cones
JadedCynic: gesundheit
TXC2: bless you
DigitalSeahorse: I sneezed too, gazoomtits! <o/
CocoBojangles: blow torch?
Tikosh_: shash?
TXC2: ooh LRR has hand sanitizer right there, nice
MAPBoardgames: I don't think it's SAFE from Alex!
JadedCynic: torching agaisnt tempered steel would take time - I saw a little soot on the top - heat damage?
RandomTrivia: Oh, so the sledgehammer can demolish a wall and smash a window but the chair legs? Indestructible
TXC2: "so what was the hardest opponent?" "A fridge" "a fridge?" "yes I carried Fridge up 6 stairs to mothers house>"
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Toxxick: We are the Voxel Populi? SMASH THE STATE
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DigitalSeahorse: ow
russerbutter: can you dump the truck
ShDragon: "Voxel Populi" I am now angry that I didn't think of that first.
CommanderPulsar: like a glove.
RandomTrivia: Seems fine
Tikosh_: perfect
TXC2: good enough
ContingentCat: good enough?
JadedCynic: wow forget the javelin, discus or shot put; have we grown up tossing the caber?!?
RandomTrivia: welp
ContingentCat: maybe not
Toxxick: if this works
kurosaru96: lol
ky0dar: nooooooo
JadedCynic: right tool for the job
ShDragon: Oh please let this work.
MAPBoardgames: You didn't get it? Sounds like a Fail Safe.
TehAmelie: i knew an old lady who swallowed a forklift. . .
RandomTrivia: Great, an engineering solution!
TXC2: forklift the WHOLE truck Kappa
SpacePotato01: oh wow there's even stuff inside it
SpacePotato01: pretty cool detail
RandomTrivia: That is a HUGE forklift
RandomTrivia: Or a really tiny truck
A_Dub888: ~This is the song written for the sequence, He has to geet the truck on its wheeels. HE TRIED TO FLIP IT WITH A FORKLIFT~
JadedCynic: wait, did we tip a Mac dump truck by driving it onto a shelving unit?
TXC2: SpacePotato01 indeed, making those empty would have been a big reduction on resources, but nope
MAPBoardgames: Caber toss the shipping container? Not that it'll help, just cause it sounds fun.
Toxxick: Anyone getting Jalopy flashbacks?
Gate_Kept: Break ALL the things
Toxxick: If anyone can do this Alex can
Toxxick: Sure.
RandomTrivia: Seems legit
beavvver: Is this how new tiny trucks are made? im confused
JadedCynic: we're flinging away oil barrels like they're tissue paper
oddmeg: wow i look away for 5 mins and its all gone a bit benny hill
Xilats: drop the truck onto the safe.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BusTed: Doop.
JadedCynic: just get rid of the dump truck and carry the safe with the forklift?
niccus: ok so we swallowed a fly,
TehAmelie: as long as the truck lives there is hope
oddmeg: oh that poor storage container
ShDragon: That forklift has seen better days.
TehAmelie: lrrGOAT there
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
oddmeg: is your forklift missing a wheel or something?
beavvver: i think i might be able to earn more money by getting people to pay him to demolish things :)
Tikosh_: the forks might be too far apart to pick ap the safe..
Tikosh_: up*
JadedCynic: oh, we can't get the forks closer together...
MAPBoardgames: How many hours did it take Alex to get that car turned around in Jalopy?
JadedCynic: and if we lift it the OTHER way, yeah, we still have the problem of it resting ON the truck's bucket, and not IN
TXC2: MAPBoardgames just the one, but it was a FULL hour
beavvver: no!
Dandinstorm12: hey chat how goes the state smashing?
DigitalSeahorse: doh
TXC2: Hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
Drasvin: So what does Alex need to do with this safe?
JadedCynic: steal it
TehAmelie: we're having to do some not-destructive actions, it's hard
TXC2: do I like the idea that it's easier to just steal this whole safe rather then crack it here
kurosaru96: can it be blowtorched?
Arazien: ASMR construction heists
Armyguy0: Move the truck to the lift not the lift to the truck? @LoadingReadyRun
Cinominn: there is a smaller forklift back along the dock
JadedCynic: not in under 1.0 sec it can't so why try longer Kappa
Asimech: @kurosaru96 Blowtorch seemed to just singe it. And we've got limited fuel on it.
Tikosh_: maybe just lift it up and just position the truck below it
TXC2: "wiser plan" as if wisdom is in play here Kappa
ContingentCat: aren't there palets somewhere?
MelvinMTG: Not to mention we don't need to get into the sage, just dump it
kurosaru96: i thought we just got it, that sucks to hear that it cant help with this
AziraphalesShop: Can you move the forks?
beavvver: perseverance going strong Sir
TXC2: AziraphalesShop you can not
DigitalSeahorse: the ground is so uneven
Asimech: The safe _could_ have weaker spots than the outer corners to blowtorch, but the limited fuel and the way the goal is "the safe" makes me wonder.
RandomTrivia: Don't put your back out moving that safe around...
Zaghrog: maybe we could turn the truck, rather than try and turn the forklift
Manae: Probably easier to move the dumptruck and just try to fly the whole thing to the river
steelfox13: Forklifts are fun to drive, scary though
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat oh yeah! 1) put safe on pallet, 2) lift pallet with forklift and then 3) LEAVE with forklift?
kurosaru96: Truck's looking beat up
Drasvin: bucket has holes
Manae: Maybe that's the boat name
DigitalSeahorse: Someone needs a hobby
AziraphalesShop: This is like dystopian minecraft
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
Asimech: If there _is_ a way to move the forks wider/narrower I imagine it would be through vehicle controls.
Tikosh_: does our truck have a name?
RandomTrivia: Hope that wasn't a load-bearing wall...
kurosaru96: Ground is VERY bumpy looking
JadedCynic: @Asimech yeah, and those weren't listed when we were using the forklift
eric_christian_berg: I'm amused by brick being nearly indestructible but steel vehicles falling apart like cake. :)
WalrusOntheCourt: Truck Driving Simulator. So tense!
TXC2: the load bearing wall is the last one
RandomTrivia: TXC2 LUL
Drasvin: I'm glad you don't have to worry about guards
WalrusOntheCourt: Your not getting your deposit back on that truck.
JadedCynic: @TXC2 the physics engine is still in Early Access alright? :D
kurosaru96: now what
Saulens181: what do we do with the safe? chuck it into the sea or something?
Asimech: Torch the forks?
JadedCynic: steal it for a client
RandomTrivia: Buttery smooth
JadedCynic: it's GOOD! \o/
DigitalSeahorse: eeeee
WalrusOntheCourt: Pitstop!
MelvinMTG: woo
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Admiralmatt: ok pickup the whole truck?
ThePov42: We are rapidly losing integrity on our truck
JadedCynic: lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: Yaaaassss!
MAPBoardgames: YES!
firelordgamez: Clap
RandomTrivia: Victory!
Armyguy0: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
TehAmelie: can we get like some airplane crash landing foam to soften the road?
ShDragon: YES
DigitalSeahorse: yey
DigitalSeahorse: SAVE
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSave
JadedCynic: yeah, like a padlock on a gate is gonna stop us now
beavvver: well that was a very delicate way to open that gate after all that
Manae: Isn't the goal to put the safes in the harbor?
JadedCynic: well, dammit
ky0dar: i was wondering why the stream was silent. Turns out Twitch was muted.
josh___something: We're rapidly losing voxels
ShDragon: Where do we have to get the save to?
TehAmelie: it's just a little disintegrated, it's still good
rasterscan: The water
MAPBoardgames: I can't help feel like everything is made of Lego
ky0dar: @Manae is that what safe harbour laws are about?
RandomTrivia: Is the smaller forklift made of jelly?
JadedCynic: that would've been easier - wait - didn't someone say there was another forklift?
Saulens181: I think you jsut need to chuck it into the sea
JadedCynic: oh alex, you're not going to....
SpacePotato01: just right
josh___something: Good enough
JadedCynic: alex, is this a PG-13 steam?
RandomTrivia: OMG
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TXC2: "never talk to me or my son again"
A_Dub888: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
RandomTrivia: And suddenly we have Matryoshka Forklifts
MelvinMTG: ahahaha
josh___something: LUL
JadedCynic: the littler is a 'pallet forlift' but the bigger is a 'container forklift'
TheSpindash: Hot.
Zaghrog: I wish I knew what our objective was
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
beavvver: this is graphic content
SniHjen: trying to steal the forklift too
noSmokeFire: that'll buff right out
TXC2: Easilycrazyhat plan? Kappa
JadedCynic: welp
josh___something: Umm
niccus: i'm looping "shake hands with danger" in the back through all this
JadedCynic: thas a LOTTA smoke
MadmanOreo: why doesn't the bigger forklift simply consume the dmaller forklifts?
TXC2: does Alex look like a person with "plans" to you? Kappa
josh___something: Vehicle don't want no more inter-vehicle interactions
TehAmelie: it's leaking out all the truck juice
JadedCynic: @MadmanOreo because it's name isn't Saturn and it's not so gullible?
RandomTrivia: I see we are of one hivemind tonight
Asimech: "The little forklift that could. -'ve if it still had a fork."
josh___something: A viking funeral
beavvver: finally back where it belongs
JadedCynic: o7
JadedCynic: gesundheit
oddmeg: without a fork isnt it just a lift? or as the americans would say "elevator"
Dalrint: What's the goal of all this?
DigitalSeahorse: sneezes uhoh
ContingentCat: smash
JadedCynic: @Dalrint theft
DigitalSeahorse: don't be a covid sneeze! gazoomtits!
MelvinMTG: I believe Alex has misudnerstood the goal of this one
ShDragon: oh no.. don't tell me we have to put it on the boat..
TehAmelie: another question: is a fork still a fork if it only has one tine?
beavvver: i thought his goal here was to amuse us and thats going great
TXC2: TehAmelie no, it's a skewer then
ky0dar: alex being alex and we love himfor it
noSmokeFire: the goal has been acknowledged and reprioritized
DigitalSeahorse: that was secondary goal
Armyguy0: no @TehAmelie its a Fo or a rk
josh___something: It's impressive how smooth that drives with wheels like those Kappa
TXC2: a fork has to have four or more tines
TehAmelie: all my forks have three tines D:
kurosaru96: now move other truck away before it messes up
noSmokeFire: @TXC2 so these are skewer lifts?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, HELL no. We're expecting you to find a sub ocean.
JadedCynic: a two-tined fork is a bident
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Are you suggesting that every so-called "forklift" is actually a Bident-lift?
Alahmnat: @TehAmelie how unforktunate
ShDragon: @TXC2 If it has one less it's a Threek?
Asimech: @TXC2 So it's trident, bident, spear and tinfally a stick?
SniHjen: knifelift?
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmm
SniHjen: spoonlift?
kurosaru96: save?
GragSmash: that truck looks a bit loved
korvys: Clearly, you need a bigger crane to get your crane nearer to the boat
oddmeg: isnt a spoonlift just a digger?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TehAmelie: it looks like you can extend the crane arm one more, thin segment
ThePov42: This crane not having any rotational articulation is really not helpful
josh___something: Slow and steady
JadedCynic: O_o
DigitalSeahorse: gaaah
TehAmelie: if that would be funny
JadedCynic: easy......easy....
RandomTrivia: Don't mind the payload swinging around, it's fine
noSmokeFire: gentle
DigitalSeahorse: piece o cake
Easilycrazyhat: Relatively smooth
Dandinstorm12: nah @TXC2 we cast Weather the storm in response, nobody can Grapeshot us out
DigitalSeahorse: piece of cakewalk
Basic_Human_Decency: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ky0dar: why not. open it later
TXC2: that was the secondary? :p
Easilycrazyhat: Why not? They don't need it anymore.
TehAmelie: hey, it has a lot of steel and stuff
NimrodXIV: bayran sunglasses.
noSmokeFire: can someone catch me up on the lore
JadedCynic: grill's off; it'd take ages to warm up to cook something
Alahmnat: bayran gunslasses
BlueChloroplast: ooh flowers!
Mokude01: Tokyo Drift
DigitalSeahorse: last things are harder as the alarms suggested
MelvinMTG: @noSmokeFire Two rich dudes are mad at each other
josh___something: This seems unsafe
ky0dar: i think its the smaller voxels that make this easier for me to watch than minecraft
TehAmelie: this boardwalk is wobblier than the one in Gang beasts
Penguino_Rojo: "It would appear that the safe really just wanted to leave on its own. Smashed out a wall, drove off in a dump truck, taking out two fork lifts on the way, then grabbed a snack. never seen a safe do that before"
TXC2: Tokyo drift = the 2nd best fast and furious movie? Kappa
GragSmash: i watched a YT vid the other day where they drove the big boat through this cabin
MelvinMTG: @Penguino_Rojo Just another wild night in Wizard City
DigitalSeahorse: cut along dotted line :D
Cinominn: thats the exact tactic i just used
JadedCynic: uh oh, how are we driving the tru....
josh___something: LUL
Manae: Your car!
JadedCynic: oh MY :D
RandomTrivia: Amazing
kurosaru96: does that count?!
Toxxick: Getting "Orca" vibes here
niccus: now it's a houseboat
ThePov42: "work smart", he says, removing the supports of the building above her head
Armyguy0: ram it with the boat?
ThePov42: *his
JadedCynic: tow it away from the area with a boat?
josh___something: Van gone
Cinominn: missed 2 pillars
ky0dar: FROM HELLS HEART
josh___something: LUL
ShDragon: SCRONCH
JadedCynic: RIP van o7
Alahmnat: super effective
josh___something: Like a lawn mower
MelvinMTG: Game is very satisfyinh
oddmeg: wow, who knew a boat could just eat a house
Armyguy0: WOOD!!
EdwardGein: :D
BlueChloroplast: LOL
kurosaru96: HAHAHA
TXC2: Sink damnit!
SniHjen: this really should count
eric_christian_berg: Ha!
DigitalSeahorse: dang
monosceros: "Who would win, your car or Greg's house"
ky0dar: HE SAID IT
TehAmelie: i like our definitions for "demolish" as in "reduce object's height below given limit"
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eric_christian_berg: From Hell's heart I whack at thee!
Xilats: This is some loony tunes shit.
niccus: archimedes this is the last straw
silvertabbycat: It needs to stop being made of wood and therefore floating
JadedCynic: sometimes there's no substitute for good ol fashioned methodical work :D
Penguino_Rojo: "I mean, I get why he took my safe. But did he really have to smash my boat house AND my boat?"
korvys: Boatdozer
BrindleBoar: :)
Manae: That'll buff out
A_Dub888: That boat had a bow right?
JadedCynic: wait, is the van on the fron of our boat?
voslan: It still works! It still works!
BlueChloroplast: @Penguino_Rojo :D :D :D
TehAmelie: hey, we had a large van when we came here
kurosaru96: Ruin their home AND their boat
Armyguy0: a nice clean cut
SniHjen: honestly, the moment the entire building was sideways in the water, it should have counted.
JadedCynic: or is that just hull damage?
MelvinMTG: I love that this vehicle's condition is apparently like 4/10
Drasvin: I think the boat is taking on water
kurosaru96: Blowtorch?
kurosaru96: a hole in the boat?
josh___something: good looking water physics, blocky environment has a certain charm
JadedCynic: oh community hall
BrindleBoar: bingo champion
JadedCynic: bingo hall
TehAmelie: we ruined bingo night forever
TXC2: !bingo
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JadedCynic: "That was art, but so's what I just did"
TXC2: oh hey that still works
B4rberblacksheep: So this is just the prequel to sledge from R6 Siege?
josh___something: The easy way out LUL
JadedCynic: demo speed-strats
RandomTrivia: We just installed some extra doors, nothing to worry about
TXC2: bingo is $80 but art is $35? Ok society
ky0dar: lol
RandomTrivia: LUL
MAPBoardgames: I think you're doing doors and stairs wrong. But I can't figure out how.
voslan: Good touch
Tarukai788: LUL
BlueChloroplast: LOL
BusTed: prank'd
josh___something: Perfect
Dandinstorm12: nice
Penguino_Rojo: "Killroy was here"
NimrodXIV: fixer upper
JadedCynic: @TXC2 sounds about right
Dandinstorm12: "...Ash is a loser"
josh___something: I'm so glad they had a spray can
TehAmelie: what's something douchey Banksy would write?
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BlueChloroplast: you mean normal banksky? "p
NimrodXIV: dammit
B4rberblacksheep: holy moly that made me jump
josh___something: ALEX no
RandomTrivia: OMG
DigitalSeahorse: rubber duck drawing? lucidDuck
ThePov42: ALEX
NimrodXIV: :D
Easilycrazyhat: N I C E
RandomTrivia: Alex, you musn't invoke the forbidden symbol!
oddmeg: wow, cool s bro
DigitalSeahorse: s
TXC2: Radical
JadedCynic: wait, is this the evil paperclip gang of vandals....oh, or not
Foxmar320: Nice
Splosion: S to the Tucky
Scarbble: i hear we're smashing one or more states?
SleepyDeveloper: romans go home? Kappa
SniHjen: lrrAWESOME
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall
josh___something: Art
JadedCynic: aha "I know that reference" :D
Tarukai788: classic
Easilycrazyhat: I love that there's no real consensus on where that S came from. It's been around for a long time with no clear origin.
CompletelyUnsure: Professial artist alex steacy
GragSmash: seriously thought you were drawing a dick
lat1n0_h0t: smash the walls
TXC2: ROOM SERVICE!
jman413: open up the door it's real!
Splosion: knock knock open up the door, it's real
MadmanOreo: "Here's johnny!"
MAPBoardgames: Nice house
ThePov42: An Second Safe!
jman413: the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel!
BlueChloroplast: the house designs are really good
DoctorAddams: This new Minecraft update is crazy
sing_o_muse: what is this game about?
GragSmash: THANK YOU DRIVE THROUGH
MadmanOreo: breaking stuff and stealing things
josh___something: Nice LUL
ShDragon: Room service!
TheTekkieman: Two weeks early for the drive-thru window, sir.
Easilycrazyhat: mak hol bigr
MAPBoardgames: I like how the boxtruck barely clips a tree and loses a corner. but can drive through buildings.
JadedCynic: yeah, that's it
GragSmash: we stopped serving safes thirty minutes ago
JadedCynic: perfect!
ThePov42: Is there ANY problem A Sledge hammer can't turn into a new, more exciting problem?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
Easilycrazyhat: ez game
RandomTrivia: Good thing our truck has a sunroof
TehAmelie: they're gonna scratch their heads over how that safe was stolen
oddmeg: is this the prequel to unfuck this house?
Xilats: And then it smashes through the bed of the truck.
Songar87: katesNice
GragSmash: the Jason Mendoza solution. "I threw a molotov cocktail and suddenly whole different problem"
Drasvin: Convert the box to a flatbed
JadedCynic: @ThePov42 "when the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems start to look like nails."
RandomTrivia: Oh it's a convertible!
josh___something: At a certain point, they should add quotation marks to that "Vehicle" condition
DigitalSeahorse: how many safes are there?
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Penthesilea180: Have we torn down the walls of oppression yet?
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SniHjen: perfect!
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JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia oh ANY vehicle can be a convertible if you're willing to put the work in. B)
TheNerdWonder: I was gone for like a minute...what did he do to that truck?
RandomTrivia: @JadedCynic I loved that particular episode of Top Gear
Drasvin: luckily you don't seem to be able to damage the crane arm with the safe
ThePov42: Crane plz
Phailhammer: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
voslan: Just get in the bopat and drive!
kurosaru96: JUst drive
Easilycrazyhat: benginOh benginHeck
JadedCynic: bye crane o7
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
TXC2: and as we know, convertibles are faster and more reliable Kappa
Splosion: lrrFINE
korvys: Need a bigger crane for your crane
MAPBoardgames: Um... Time to go?
josh___something: Everything is fine
margieargie: Guess you're taking the crane on the boat?
Drasvin: lrrFINE
Tikosh_: enter the boat and drive away FAST?
SniHjen: steakubg the crane too
Penguino_Rojo: quick, find a crane!
beavvver: are you taking the crane with you too?
MadmanOreo: crane wants to come too. BibleThump
SniHjen: stealing
JadedCynic: crane is 'acceptable losses'
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Amentur: We're going to need a second crane
RandomTrivia: Parked
red_shoes_jeff: Push with arm?
TehAmelie: it's just an early access thing but the inability to attach the loot to your getaway boat and have it stop being physics makes me worried
SpacePotato01: it's fine. You can also steal the crane.
ContingentCat: Crane wants to come too
Saulens181: The safes are to be chucked into the sea Alex
DigitalSeahorse: crane gonna drag our loot
Master_Gunner: dismantle crane?
shadowxviii: Never give up ^
JadedCynic: @MadmanOreo crane is like "hey, I did all the heavy lifting, I should come along and get a share too!"
josh___something: F for crane friend
kurosaru96: lost the hook
JadedCynic: that works
DigitalSeahorse: pwef
Penguino_Rojo: bonus hook!
fubargames: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: Lost your crane end, but we got there
MelvinMTG: I did say he didn't know the objective
firelordgamez: LUL
GragSmash: hahaha i was waiting for that
SniHjen: good job
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: LUL
Manae: We tried to warn :P
Tikosh_: reading the job explains the job
TehAmelie: but we had the ocean right there all along e_e
Easilycrazyhat: all that careful craning for naught.
TXC2: all that work....
Dandinstorm12: that's not in the ocean
josh___something: Yep... no one tried to
voslan: You have a blow torch!
JadedCynic: well if they're watertight, it's less "destroy" and more 'lose for a hundred years or so' :D
ravensbreed: If only you had a crane to dump them out
ThePov42: We defined our own success state and we achieved it
ContingentCat: the moral victory
TXC2: it was a victory for comedy Kapap
TehAmelie: the car parked through the bridge is really the jewel of the crown of this heist
RandomTrivia: It's emergent gameplay! We defined our own goals
Easilycrazyhat: o.o
ThePov42: HUBRIS
TXC2: HAHA
JadedCynic: I mean, you read faster than I do, I couldn't make anything out of the mission goals
josh___something: HUH
BusTed: Saved it.
Tikosh_: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: eep
sing_o_muse: lol wut
RandomTrivia: ER
ShDragon: WHOOPS
JadedCynic: lrrGREED
beavvver: that bridge does not like you
TXC2: !clips
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ContingentCat: sergeHubris
MAPBoardgames: That was a load-bearing accord
Tikosh_: how?!
TheNerdWonder: Not getting back that way
Asimech: We may have destroyed more than we bargained for.
Admiralmatt: its a flatbednow
TehAmelie: well, we went a bridge too far
GragSmash: okay now merge them to form devastator
JadedCynic: Bridge named Security Feature of the year and given a medal
Songar87: Into the sea!
Asimech: I mean, no regrets, but dang.
ThePov42: I imagine the Crime scene investigators are going to be BAFFLED
margieargie: Well, I can't see this part going wrong at -all-
ThePov42: "well, we can figure out HOW the crime was committed... but no clue as to WHY"
MAPBoardgames: I think the exit vehicle is indestructible.
beavvver: at what point does property damage out weigh the value of the safes?
MAPBoardgames: Find another crane?
shadowxviii: Is that one not goood enough anymore ?
Skye_Nighthawk: Just punch a hole in your boat lol
margieargie: Load them into this boat, then dump them out the back of it?
monosceros: how about uh the flying crane technique
fubargames: beavvver: Is it *our* property being damaged though?
kurosaru96: Can you break off the back ofthe getaway boat?
jman413: can you drive that big boat?
beavvver: lol fair
RandomTrivia: I must have missed the dunking of the forklift...
DigitalSeahorse: boat is a loafer slipper
josh___something: Parkour!
Dandinstorm12: heck
RandomTrivia: Good thing our legs are made from the same material as the safes
Songar87: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:49:27.
fubargames: I was thinking about how smaller voxels could be interesting in games just the other day.
B4rberblacksheep: W&P skills coming in clutch
Tikosh_: W&P skillz
Manae: Is there like a "hold down button to climb?"
Dandinstorm12: Climb? lol
TXC2: skills that pay bills
josh___something: Crate!
Basic_Human_Decency: try fire
shadowxviii: good old crate
Dandinstorm12: !advice
LRRbot: Meow.
kurosaru96: That's gonna be a pain
ryuhimora: !quote fire
LRRbot: Quote #1310: "Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop" —Fire [2015-12-18]
RandomTrivia: Ah, the video game staple climbing material, the crate
josh___something: and barrel
red_shoes_jeff: Ya put a little English on it.
Tikosh_: why can you YEET so far
cuttlefishman: the barrels... aren't explosive, right?
RandomTrivia: Only one way to find out...
BlueChloroplast: crate and barrel but all the furniture is just crates and barrels :p
ravensbreed: they can't be. They're not red barrels
ryuhimora: wow, the "voxels but with good lighting" is actually screwing with my head
fubargames: Give the weighted companion cube some love
TXC2: Tikosh_ we're swole AF
ShDragon: That is the flimsiest barrel ever
josh___something: LUL
DoctorAddams: Crates, barrels, shipping containers... it's Alex Heaven!
MelvinMTG: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: xD
fubargames: barely a barrel
firelordgamez: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
SniHjen: why are you trying to get up there again?
Tikosh_: TXC2 if we are that swole then why can't we just SMASH?
MAPBoardgames: You had ONE JOB, barrel! One job.
DigitalSeahorse: to climb on
Dandinstorm12: nice catch
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TXC2: Tikosh_ wrong kind of muscles Kappa
Basic_Human_Decency: does the blowtorch work on it?
Tikosh_: dang it
DigitalSeahorse: zefrineSee_BW
Dandinstorm12: heck
jman413: YEEEEES
Wolfstrike_NL: Ha!
ryuhimora: woosh!
DigitalSeahorse: zefrineO_SG
Wolfstrike_NL: got there
firelordgamez: PogChamp
TehAmelie: a chonker-tanker
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Dandinstorm12: ohhhh lrrSPOT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
jonnykefka: Handbrake
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT lrrAWESOME
RandomTrivia: We have acquired a CHONKER
Tikosh_: TXC2 what if we yeet the sledgehammer at it instead of smash?
kurosaru96: now... RAM THE GETAWAY BOAT
cuttlefishman: umm
Manae: It has a cabin? The door is open!
Wolfstrike_NL: This thing neeeds an airhorn
margieargie: Might as well take out what's left of that bridge, I guess
RandomTrivia: Oooh, I felt the physics engine struggle
TehAmelie: where we're goin we won't need bridges
kurosaru96: Maybe raise the bridge
MAPBoardgames: lrrFINE
SpacePotato01: those are the best holes.
ravensbreed: I don't think the structures around here are up to code
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kurosaru96: Then we can figure out how to get back on board
Godofmuffins: Its good. Its fine.
RandomTrivia: A small dent, that will buff out
TehAmelie: it's basically a Titanic cosplay
TXC2: ^
jonnykefka: easy access
DahudLefthanded: boat still floats?
Wywin: the front fell off
josh___something: this game is rad
BusTed: Secondary method of ingress.
Godofmuffins: Boats should have some holes and water.
TheTekkieman: A new entrance that is surprisingly still allowing the boat to float.
BlueChloroplast: yeah the voxel details are CHOICE
Easilycrazyhat: Good thing these boats don't abide by the laws of physics
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Dandinstorm12: I thought it was built so that the front wouldn't fall off
josh___something: Just a little
kurosaru96: Ram the getaway boat?
TXC2: it has a mouth now Kappa
margieargie: Don't worry, I hear this ship is practically unsinkable!
RAICx: "It's fiiiiiiine!" -Captain of the Titanic
Asimech: Still in better shape than BP tankers.
TehAmelie: too soon
SpacePotato01: today is a good day to derp. Prepare for ramming speed.
DigitalSeahorse: boop
Questhere: om nomnom
Furvias: Can you handbrake turn this boat?
BusTed: Uh oh.
Dandinstorm12: ohhh
GragSmash: it's okay. you won't sink if any 3 of the 6 sections of the Alextanic are flooded.
kurosaru96: We lose
ThePov42: Getaway boat is invincible!
TXC2: Kinky
Ranakel: TOS
firelordgamez: Kreygasm
josh___something: Oops
TehAmelie: i need an adult
Dandinstorm12: ohjhhhh dear
Godofmuffins: R18 Boat Vore on LRR
Wolfstrike_NL: O helllll yes
CMDRNuffin: LUL
Tikosh_: indestructible quest objective?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
BusTed: rayfkWelp
josh___something: Well, shit
eric_christian_berg: And then they were one.
Zaghrog: can't say I'm surprised
Penguino_Rojo: its now a closed top boat
kurosaru96: And its even harder to drag off
Wolfstrike_NL: !clips
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margieargie: I don't think this -helped- necessarily,, but...
GragSmash: got any dynamite?
TXC2: you think?
qrunchmonkey: set it all on fire?
kurosaru96: Quickload?
Easilycrazyhat: What happens when an immovable object meets a hodge-podge of paper mache?
ThePov42: The Implication that there is still a "Vehicle" to "drive" is ambitious
SniHjen: mistakes were made this day, monsterous ugly amazing intertaining mistakes
Penguino_Rojo: can you torch the roof?
firelordgamez: LUL
Basic_Human_Decency: huh
ravensbreed: Is this like a "little old lady who swallowed a fly" situation?
TehAmelie: drives like a cotton candy boat
SpacePotato01: sail the boat through things until one of them knocks the safes off?
DigitalSeahorse: the other boat not drivable?
josh___something: I love how it JUST disintegrates
kurosaru96: The diligence getting them on-board makes getting them off-board so much harder
Dandinstorm12: well, it's an idea
DigitalSeahorse: blow torch?
ShDragon: Can you smash the railing on the boat?
ShDragon: Nope..
MAPBoardgames: It looks like your escape boat has been upgraded with railings.
BusTed: boat so stronk
kurosaru96: Blowtorch
ashteranic: blowtorch the railing to pieces
Manae: Torch some boat bits to get rid of it
fubargames: Is the smaller boat rigid *and* unmovable? Or have we already moved it before I got here?
Dandinstorm12: use your legs
Saulens181: Blowtorch the the red long metal bit?
MAPBoardgames: Use the crane end to push it?
kurosaru96: that metal bar in the way can it be blowtorched?
Dandinstorm12: not your back
Easilycrazyhat: Shouldn't have skipped leg day.
SniHjen: the red bits aren't part of the escape boat
arethosemyfeet: hey alex :) hey chat
NimrodXIV: railing's gone!
Dandinstorm12: hey @arethosemyfeet
RandomTrivia: That's not what I was expecting to happen there...
TehAmelie: that crane just really wants a bath don't it
josh___something: The power of friction
TXC2: hello arethosemyfeet welcome
aussz: try to drive the little boat
CaptainEnder7: Prepare for ramming speed!
Easilycrazyhat: Whoever made this boat should make everything else in this world.
GragSmash: Darksteel Escapreboat is really working here
Asimech: @TehAmelie It can sense its time is over. It wants to return to the sea.
RandomTrivia: Now we get the bigger boat and make a Boat Tur-duck-en?
kurosaru96: Try again to pull?
SpacePotato01: this game looks hella fun...
kurosaru96: since the bar is gone
BusTed: Quick, swallow a spider to catch the fly.
MelvinMTG: What...what's the plan now?
SuddenlyARabbit: More vehicles is obviously the correct solution
DigitalSeahorse: xD
josh___something: fix one problem with truck
kurosaru96: Try pulling once more?
ravensbreed: The one indestructable thing in this world being the one thing that you need to break. Irony?
Furvias: All is Dust, the game
Easilycrazyhat: blowtorch safe into pieces?\
Manae: You might be able to pull it over now that that railing is gone
MAPBoardgames: Can you wedge stuff under the safe?
Dandinstorm12: introduce a mongoose to the mailbox to keep the snake population down
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dandinstorm12: lol
TehAmelie: hmm maybe the spray can reduce friction. or if it doesn't it should
fubargames: I can just imagine a scribblenauts 3D with this sort of physics.
Noodles_15: SSSsss
TehAmelie: yaay
MelvinMTG: sweet release!
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN
BusTed: Victory!
NimrodXIV: lrrGOAT
RandomTrivia: Once more unto the editor I gladly go https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortDifferentMonitorM4xHeh
TXC2: IT'S GOOD
josh___something: PEACE
Easilycrazyhat: Freedom!
CMDRNuffin: easy every time
GragSmash: now no-one will ever think to look there for a safe.
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MelvinMTG: nearly an HOUR
BlueChloroplast: Thank GOOODNESS
GragSmash: evidence gone forever
MAPBoardgames: Break?
kurosaru96: First Try!!
ravensbreed: Smooth
DigitalSeahorse: rain too!
TehAmelie: that would have been much more dull if you hadn't tried loading them on the boat first
AziraphalesShop: This game is fascinating
SniHjen: maybe this time: read your objective
JadedCynic: wait yall still on that sink the safes mission?
Micsig: No I want to know what would happen if you left the ship in the way for the cutscene
TehAmelie: thank you for your service
josh___something: LUL
ZeroArcana: UM
NimrodXIV: sorry what
Dandinstorm12: uh
firelordgamez: PogChamp
TXC2: SHORT GUN!
RandomTrivia: Seems legit
Easilycrazyhat: is gun
Dandinstorm12: heck yeah
kurosaru96: I beg your pardon
Manae: Time to upgrade to MURDER
GragSmash: surprise now this is a receiver stream
BusTed: Groovy.
Wolfstrike_NL: And WHY?!
Furvias: SHORT GUN!
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Lord_ZYRK: E1M1 plays in the distance
DigitalSeahorse: gun
oddmeg: does it use ammo? how many clipozines?
Parkes04: check out the tv
MAPBoardgames: Shotty ammo?
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Dandinstorm12: hold on chat *checks election map*
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2! lrrHEART
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
ZeroArcana: how come *I* never got a shotgun when I worked construction?
I_Am_Clockwork: Later Txc2
Dandinstorm12: cya @TXC2
RandomTrivia: @ZeroArcana Must not have reached a high-enough level
ZeroArcana: @RandomTrivia dang entry-level jobs
DigitalSeahorse: Dandinstorm12, a lot of the states have so few people compared to size I donno how map would show anything
Dandinstorm12: @DigitalSeahorse They just called Michigan tho
DigitalSeahorse: ah
JadedCynic: so about 10min ago the power went out...came on agsin...and as my pc was installing Windows updates the power want out again lrrFRUMP im typin this on my phone because my pc wont boot nowt n.
JadedCynic: thanks nl hydro
Juliamon: F
TehAmelie: i'm not gonna get into that but i'll just say, tee hee 69 696 969 votes
BlueChloroplast: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
JadedCynic: nice
the_sub_ocean: let's try to keep the politics out of chat (even if the vote count is v nice)
BlueChloroplast: indeed
josh___something: Hi
BlueChloroplast: car theeeeefft
Comeback323: so is this game about smashing buildings?
TehAmelie: classic cars, eh? i bet they're very destructible
Dandinstorm12: what up Alex
ashteranic: oh they fixed the drawbridge
Scarbble: so we've got the 'do crimes' down, any leads on the 'be gay'?
TehAmelie: we are physics, at least
JadedCynic: ty i have enough reasons to stress eat all the Halloween candu thx
RandomTrivia: Ooh, ooh, get the sledgehammer! We can Van-dalise this vehicle!
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
TheWanderingNomad: What is this, Crimecraft?
niccus: we have not seen a single other person or depictions thereof
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s4ems: this seems like the most Alex game in the world
niccus: you might have to settle for gaiety
MelvinMTG: The notify noise is quite a bit louder than the game
MelvinMTG: For me, anyway
Juliamon: MelvinMTG It's an ongoing problem
TehAmelie: there's a lack of "craft", but yes very strong Minecraft vibes. except with cars and stuff
DigitalSeahorse: dammit twitch
BusTed: Second story work.
TheWanderingNomad: *Dynamic second floor entry
BrindleBoar: Alex "Master of Stealth" Steacy
TheWanderingNomad: *Drives a truck into the wall
NomenNeminis subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
NomenNeminis: Stash the Smate!
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JadedCynic: @niccus we havent even seen
BusTed: Whoops.
TheWanderingNomad: CHEESE IT
DigitalSeahorse: twitch didn't load after break
BusTed: That is not a lot of time.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ThePov42: Into the sea for us
Dandinstorm12: heck
josh___something: INTO the sea
Alahmnat: into the sea
TehAmelie: destroying the alarm didn't work? i'm out of ideas
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: "Is this the right house?" - Alex the professional criminal
Ranakel: Guess I'll dive
MAPBoardgames: In his haste to grab the objective, he instead grabbed the Desk the objective was on.
lat1n0_h0t: is it just this map over and over again?
gnome_friend: Hi Alex, is the state smashed yet?
Ranakel: Ok but how will they know it's this one?
Blasteg: Where's Grenade Launcher when you need them
DigitalSeahorse: this one
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
DigitalSeahorse: I want this game now
Comeback323: is this a destroy things simulator?
MrQBear: @lat1n0_h0t It seems there are multiple zones where multipe missions take place in?
DigitalSeahorse: pylons
lat1n0_h0t: ok thanks
Alahmnat: oh nice, it's one of the ones from indiana jones
DigitalSeahorse: beam me up, pylons
MrQBear: Er sorry: Like, multiple missions per map, as well, if that wasn't clear
MrQBear: language is hard.
BrindleBoar: LUL
RandomTrivia: Taking notes is important
DigitalSeahorse: this boat is a real loafer
josh___something: 100% discrete
ThePov42: Raise the bridge?
MAPBoardgames: I think you can get into the tugboat from the stern at waterlevel
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf
ShDragon: Do we know what happens when the alarm goes off?
MAPBoardgames: @ShDragon 60 to escape then the mission ends in fail
GragSmash: now if only the forensic investigators had some way to track what you did
Alahmnat: go all putt-putt on it
MAPBoardgames: 60 seconds
Izandai: This spraycan is oddly satisfying.
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
B4rberblacksheep: Art!
TehAmelie: the coppers will never find it
NightValien28: nice paint job
Chaotically_Random: OH GOD, i hate smell the Fumes
DigitalSeahorse: car detailing!
MrQBear: Oh man, I just realized what game this makes me think of.
MelvinMTG: You can have any colour you want, as long as it's yellow
Chaotically_Random: I can spelll the Fumes ><
Bearudite: funfact: the bridge buttons still work if you remove them with the blowtorch
Tikosh_: ->
GragSmash: ooh sweet it's customized now
DigitalSeahorse: that's forward thinking HahaBall
Blasteg: is this marking where the cruise missile should strike?
Arazien: Point front towards enemy
ShDragon: Buh... how?
TehAmelie: feels like there has to be a way to disable alarms, at all
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
RandomTrivia: *colossal foghorn noise*
GragSmash: hit the red can you coward
kerbalized_: whats the use of the arrows?
Earthenone: !next
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Aingidh: *yoink*
BlueChloroplast: RAise bridege?
Drasvin: Can you get a crane to lift the whole box out?
kalidehumanization: what we playing ?
BrindleBoar: can you use the boat crane?
gnome_friend: !findquote crane
LRRbot: Quote #1691: "I didn't make THAT much noise... I mean, I dropped a crane on someone, but..." —Graham [2016-01-27]
BusTed: Cannot lift the entire boat. Noted.
DigitalSeahorse: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Teardown
the_canuck_mystic: Having fun... I dunno if we're ok with that around here.
Stoffern: @TehAmelie A lot of the levels are about moving the objectives around so that theyre close to the escape veichle before you set them of, there is no way to disable the alarms themselves
BlueChloroplast: no boat crane useable sadly
accountmadeforants: Ah, I've seen this YouTube video, with the crane and the boat
Magnifisquatch is fine and definitely not still having a 20 hour panic attack....
RandomTrivia: OH NO
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @Magnifisquatch
BrindleBoar: uh
RAICx: o7
Ivannorr: I have no idea what you are meant to be doing in this game. But it is gorgeous and mesmerizing
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Ranakel: o7
FionasGotIT: I think we might have a small leak
DigitalSeahorse: o7
kalidehumanization: the poor gate
Izandai: I have no idea what your objective is but this game looks like a delight to play.
Penguino_Rojo: the gate knew what it did
Despoiler98: Gate had it comin
MAPBoardgames: Don't trip the alarm
ThePov42: How does this not set off a car alarm?
DigitalSeahorse: should be able to extend arm
Izandai: That'll buff out.
Despoiler98: smooooooth
DigitalSeahorse: carefullly
BrindleBoar: ooooh my
RandomTrivia: "yes, there is some minor panel damage, but it's in one piece!"
fubargames: The wire's not disturbed and alarm runs on battery apparently?
kalidehumanization: your cars missing a wheel
Jonci_: The container isn't doing well
Tikosh_: what are you supposed to do with those cars?
DigitalSeahorse: and alarm goes off :P
niccus: it's an all-terrain vehicle, it's build for this
B4rberblacksheep: LLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE
Despoiler98: perfect
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ah yes, the best material with which to make shipping containers. Papermache
CaptainEnder7: Smooth like butter
BrindleBoar: imagine coming in to work and finding htis
Despoiler98: LOL
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: LUL
BusTed: Access granted.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaLul
TehAmelie: that's one way to crash a gate
Izandai: No wrong way to get past a gate.
RandomTrivia: *hacker voice* I'm in!
Songar87: You might be missing...an amount of your car, but at least it still runs!
MAPBoardgames: How did they get that truck in there?
BrindleBoar: veeeeery carefully
gnome_friend: Into the sea!
TehAmelie: this boat? debris
accountmadeforants: I wonder if you can carve out the wall around the alarm, or if the game thinks that's cheating.
MadmanOreo: I was tabbed out for a bit, did alex paint that car?
DigitalSeahorse: bring whole room down? :P
Despoiler98: hes the strongest man alive
Izandai: O.O Those are some powerful yeets.
BlueChloroplast: ooh electric sander
Jonci_: YEET
Asimech: @MadmanOreo Yes.
DigitalSeahorse: YEET
gnome_friend: !findquote forklift
LRRbot: Quote #6735: "I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue." —Paul [2020-01-27]
Despoiler98: into the SEA
CaptainEnder7: *singing* He tried to kill me with a forklift
ZachtlyAsIntended: Take THAT, ocean
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
SquareDotCube: It's a liquiadtion sale
BrindleBoar: nerts to that, smashin time
Despoiler98: fuck that lamp
RandomTrivia: Everything in this world is made of either Tissue Paper or Indestructium.
FionasGotIT: Looks like proper technique to me
TheAinMAP: There's going to be a new garbage patch in the sea when we're done here.
Dandinstorm12: ooops
ZeroArcana: i think i need this game
DigitalSeahorse: we have to empty the yard?
BrindleBoar: glorious
Despoiler98: Lift that house!
Jonci_: That moaring anchor broke a bit too easy
Dandinstorm12: oops
BusTed: Steadyyy...
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the Bunker Forklift.
TheWanderingNomad: According to Ian and Shenmue yes
RandomTrivia: Yep, that's definitely how shipping containers work
Lord_ZYRK: But if you break all of the lower portion of the building will the top part float?
kerbalized_: exactly like this
the_canuck_mystic: Alex, that's a union job!
ThePov42: Alex Steacy, basically a longshoreman
lat1n0_h0t: 100%
Bearudite: like a regular steve door
RandomTrivia: uh oh
Despoiler98: oh dear
DigitalSeahorse: yeah taking care of those containers that had RAD in them for too long :P
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
MAPBoardgames: I still have questions about that propane
GragSmash: man half life 2 episode 3 doesn't look like I expected
BrindleBoar: so could you bring the cargo lifter under the document/alarm pair, break off that part of the building, and carry it to extraction without setting it off?
Blasteg: wait, do those usually... explode like that?
DigitalSeahorse: that second ledge gonna be an issue probably
Despoiler98: @Blasteg only if youre doing it right :D
DigitalSeahorse: that's a lot of containers
fubargames: I feel like you're playing the character from the Crap Shots calling in their completed jobs to their boss....
accountmadeforants: Imagine coming home to this
cuttlefishman: wait, is the alarm system still on if we cut power to the building?
Alephred: Is that shipping container made of gingerbread?
ZachtlyAsIntended: That's....a very well built fence
DigitalSeahorse: Container Body Massage
ravenlord_xix: Is that a LEGO forklift?
Jonci_: @ravenlord_xix Everything is LEGO. Even YOU
TheWanderingNomad: Bratja!
Despoiler98: Aw its adorable compared to the big one
DigitalSeahorse: ravenlord_xix probably more durable than LEGO forklift xD
Despoiler98: LOL
Ranakel: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
MAPBoardgames: raise your forks
fubargames: Given how we stole that jeep from the ship the alarms run on batteries?
SquareDotCube: the gate
SquareDotCube: on the ground
ravenlord_xix: I can literally look outside my office window, and see the non forklift version of these. This game would feel too much like work :P
Stoffern: The fork is stuck IN the pavement
ThePov42: You're pulling up the pavers
TehAmelie: if you lift every day, one day you'll be a big mother truck like me
ravenlord_xix: NON LEGO VERSIONS*
MAPBoardgames: I think the forks are digging intot the ground
Micsig: your forks are in the ground
DigitalSeahorse: you got a grill in your grill :P
Despoiler98: YEET
ContingentCat: y e e t
Kuolar: Forks seem a bit too low
RandomTrivia: Now we know
drizter: guess we found out
ravenlord_xix: Learn the hard way what the clearance is, like how I did it one time
TehAmelie: now we know the wires aren't physical
DigitalSeahorse: now you do
SquareDotCube: cobblestone fence, now rubble pile
Bearudite: pick up docs boat over to warehouse?
Asimech: When you think about it, what is a cobblestone fence but an organised rubble pile?
DigitalSeahorse: zefrineSee_BW
MAPBoardgames: Start upper left, zip across the water. get the stuff and the truck
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath pegaThink
gnome_friend: What is a human but an organized dirt pile?
MAPBoardgames: Actualy can you move the truck?
Blasteg: can't wait for the speedrun of this
TehAmelie: a drystone wall could theoretically occur in nature
MAPBoardgames: Oh yeah!
TheWanderingNomad: So are we just a smash and grab operation or...
Tarukai788: this is entertaining enough it got me to buy it, lol
Tarukai788: it just looks super fun, and playing it now, it definitely is.
B4rberblacksheep: Red Faction Guerilla 2 looks great
TehAmelie: i wonder if someone called Lee wronged this dev
CAKHost: This is totally what movers do
Asimech: @gnome_friend _Soil_ pile, I'd argue. Maybe manure pile.
CAKHost: Take out walls to move your stuff
BrindleBoar: LUL
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Jonci_: Like the opposite of Minecraft. Instead of building with Legos, you destroy them!
ky0dar: oh dat truck is Angery
Izandai: PrideLaugh I love it
josh___something: angy truck
DigitalSeahorse: nice ol' classic car
Songar87: Perfection katesNice
TehAmelie: [War Rig intensifies]
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
Lucidmooselid: that truck is badass
Dandinstorm12: have we shortgunned much recently?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaRage mean machine
TehAmelie: i'm not headcanoning the player character is Furiosa
TehAmelie: i mean now
Dandinstorm12: yet
ky0dar: if not succeed, we die historic on fury road
Despoiler98: hammer smash? Yeah pretty easy
gnome_friend: Yay for creativity
MAPBoardgames: Steam says this game is like Beseige and Shipbreaker. I totally agree
Jonci_: Is that blinking thing on the cargo truck a proximity alarm?
B4rberblacksheep: Here's a "simple" problem, here's a box of tools. Fucking go for it
Zaghrog: is there a reason we can't drive that truck to where we want it?
SquareDotCube: "Solve the block puzzle." "What if we just blew up the door instead?"
RandomTrivia: We could just pick the lock, but it's easier to demolish the wall
TheWanderingNomad: GOAST CAR
TheWanderingNomad: @RandomTrivia - Ah, the X-Factor method of entry
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh what's this?
DigitalSeahorse: nice parallel park!
ZeroArcana: RIP (rest in pier) car
TehAmelie: nice to have a lot more blowtorch juice eh
Songar87: What's the shotgun used for?
MAPBoardgames: I'm also getting quadralateral cowboy vibes from this game.
josh___something: Is that burning?
ky0dar: better than those awful adventures where its like "use the cat hair as a moustache to disguise yourself as someone who doesnt have a moustache"
offbeatwitch: hm. is the building on fire now
GragSmash: that will buff out
RandomTrivia: Good evening Lysander_Gustav! This is Teardown, like Lego+Minecraft+PHYSICS
Despoiler98: FIRE
niccus: uhhhhhhhh fire
fubargames: Wheels?
ky0dar: i love that fire
DigitalSeahorse: sure just burn the place down
ky0dar: fire pretty
NimrodXIV: wouldn't want that wrecked building to also be on fire
fubargames: Lol!
PixelArtDragon: This game is also just beautiful, it does an amazing job with the voxel art and the low-poly rendering
MrQBear: The physics on the extinguisher is honestly kind of the most beautiful thing I've seen
TheWanderingNomad: lrrFINE
Jonci_: Fire propagation, too? This game has some sweet mechanic
ky0dar: Nah, Alex is the sweet mechanic
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @ky0dar
gnome_friend: !card aviary mechanic
LRRbot: Aviary Mechanic [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | When Aviary Mechanic enters the battlefield, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand.
gnome_friend: The best mechanic in Kaladesh
ky0dar: WAIT. WHEN DID SHOTGUN
PixelArtDragon: This is seriously some high-quality low-poly reflections
Dandinstorm12: last mission
LordZarano: oh wow, the speedruns of this game are going to be *Amazing* aren't they.
MAPBoardgames: This game is about 1 more cool thing away from me breaking my no early access game rule.
LordZarano: and slightly terrifying
BlueChloroplast: @PixelArtDragon I know, right!? it is is pretty and understands what little details are important
RandomTrivia: @LordZarano Hadn't thought of that but oh goodness you're right
RandomTrivia: A TAS would be even more terrifying
Blasteg: yeet
josh___something: I wonder if someone already tried to speedrun this
Lysander_Gustav: This game looks rather stylish
Lysander_Gustav: What are you supposed to do in it, besides driving around?
Blasteg: you are in luck, there's already runs in speedrun dot com
MAPBoardgames: Burn rubber in the speed boat!
Magnifisquatch: dis boat got sum GRUNT
Lord_ZYRK: God this thing steers like a boat
LordZarano: @lysander_gustav Do crimes
MrQBear: Right! Paint the Town Red. That's what this makes me think of. Another voxely destruction game, except you're destroying faces instead of edifaces.
Alahmnat: turning radius is "maybe"
Dandinstorm12: don't rock the boat Alex
A_Dub888: Who is driving boat?
RandomTrivia: speedrun.com already has one submission in each of both Any% and NoMajorGlitches categories
RandomTrivia: From different people
gnome_friend: @A_Dub888 invisible Alex
MAPBoardgames: I think you are ready
DigitalSeahorse: just aboot
Magnifisquatch: @MrQBear that game was great!
niccus: jesus 60 seconds for everything
Magnifisquatch: JAM ON THE GAS!
MrQBear: @Magnifisquatch Apparently STILL getting updates? I haven't played it in a while, I'm actually pretty bad at it. :p
AziraphalesShop: What cab? Trucks don't need a cab!
aerohydra: it handles like a pig
Magnifisquatch: FAK
MelvinMTG: F
josh___something: NUTS
Zaghrog: I've no idea why we have to leave the truck all the way back there
BrindleBoar: that is a hell of a response time
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
DigitalSeahorse: oh I see we stealing a classic car too
Lysander_Gustav: is this some sort of heist game?
B4rberblacksheep: Wow
RandomTrivia: 60 seconds for police helicopter response is highly impressive
jman413: would it be easier to drive the car instead of the truck it's on
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuu
Tarukai788: katesRip
Bearudite: move the truck first?
mikstar899: That seems doable without that bonk in the corner
kerbalized_: can the jeep even drive? I think its missing a wheel
MAPBoardgames: I think you need to move the flat bed truck and get it in posistion and use a different car to get from the toolbox to the exit.
niccus: you still need the stuff in the truck's building, so i'm not sure it's much faster
ThePov42: Isn't the alarma lready tripped by that point?
DigitalSeahorse: unhook car and drive car? hmm
Stoffern: Yeah the trick is to move the truck first, so that you have both cars ready by the exit...then use another fast car for the run
ravenlord_xix: Can you use that door section as a ramp?
Asimech: The alarm should be tripped by the point you need to drive away from here.
DigitalSeahorse: trips a new alarm
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Just jam it in there.
Zaghrog: whythe timer is super strict, these cars want to be as well setup as possible
Magnifisquatch: !badadvice
Lysander_Gustav: a jeep!
kerbalized_: uh oh
Dandinstorm12: You stole a Jeep?
ThePov42: Blowtorch friend, save us!
Zaghrog: we can dismantle most of the container
josh___something: it doesn't have wheels...
Magnifisquatch: !ladadvice
jman413: glad we found that out now instead of in the middle of the escape
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
MrQBear: Blowtorch tiiime, cut away our crimes
BrindleBoar: it has wheels, they're just stuck in the container
ravenlord_xix: those dents will buff right out
Dandinstorm12: rip
MAPBoardgames: Cut the floor out?
DigitalSeahorse: doh
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
accountmadeforants: Making the front fall off? That's not supposed to happen.
Magnifisquatch: uh oh
Zaghrog: we have a problem here
RandomTrivia: Hmmm
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: it's real sensitive
Zaghrog: I suspect the rear wheels are stuck
Lysander_Gustav: tricky little puzzle
kerbalized_: hmmm
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Despoiler98: Excellent love stupid solutions
7gorobei: cut the floor?
ContingentCat: oo stupid solutions sound good
A_Dub888: Stupid solutions are Best solutions
rasterscan: I think that works, just blowtorch the bottom when you're ready to go?
kerbalized_: ".... howdy officer"
Ranakel: "I can explain!... No, no that's a lie, I can't"
TehAmelie: you have to know when it's time to throw your hands up
MrQBear: Maybe they would let us go out of pity
Jonci_: "Sir, can you explain what you are doing?" No, no I cannot.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
SquareDotCube: "Listen officer, I was just trying to replace a lightbulb and it escalated to this"
offbeatwitch: wait but that kinda works
Clockwork_Penguin: Cant trip the alarm if you also steal the alarm *taps forehead*
josh___something: Just disappears LUL
kerbalized_: yeah kinda does
Lysander_Gustav: seems like a good plan
PixelArtDragon: "It's not what it looks like. What does it look like?"
Magnifisquatch: "nudge it in" is the title of my... nvm
Zaghrog: so we finish the job by nudging the crane
MAPBoardgames: But... You could do that to get the jeep after you get the hotrod
TehAmelie: surrender with a little dignity
A_Dub888: "Sir, care to explain what's going on here?" "Okay, so there's this horse..."
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @A_Dub888
RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm stealing your alarms."
DigitalSeahorse: anyone finding you in the middle of this would be alarmed
TehAmelie: i mean, until then we're doing everything humanly possible to get it done, obvs
Zaghrog: we can just place that car with the crane
MAPBoardgames: You can place the car with the crane INSIDE the container.
Arikell: That crane has a bungee cord instead of a cable
rasterscan: We did put it on the spot even in the crate before
ContingentCat: man this shipping container has seen better days
MAPBoardgames: You don't need to remove the car from the box
TehAmelie: hmm, maybe it's fastest to lift it up and cut away the bottom?
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Dandinstorm12: save?
MAPBoardgames: you need a getaway vehile
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSave
Penguino_Rojo: can we appreciate for the moment the sheer amount of destruction necessary to get to this point?
kerbalized_: boat house i think
DoodlestheGreat: I would like to thank Alex and all the LRR staff for being Emotional Support Canadians today.
Bearudite: its by the start
zed_alpha: @DoodlestheGreat ain't thye great?
zed_alpha: My manager's in Canada--I work from home--and she's just been SUPER understanding with everything today.
Headshotcatcher: 'I'm going to perform what's called the gate skip, saving 20 seconds'
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DoodlestheGreat: @zed_alpha, ( o_o)-b
RandomTrivia: Here we go!
MAPBoardgames: Good lrrSACK !
Headshotcatcher: for a game that's definitely not in my wheelhouse this seems rad as heck
Ranakel: Just to double check, one of the possibilities is to steal the entire room too, right?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK
zed_alpha: Ooh. Hyper-voxeled destruction physics.
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Izandai: WOW
RandomTrivia: Nooooo!
Dandinstorm12: rip
ContingentCat: Betrayl!
kerbalized_: f
RandomTrivia: We have the line now
Zaghrog: seems doable, but we need the cars right next to the target
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Bearudite: the land rover is over by the docs house
Zaghrog: we can set the target cars like a button rpess away from the objective
kerbalized_: welp
RandomTrivia: Eventually the wall will give in!
ravenlord_xix: just turn on traction control, right?
Songar87: lrrFINE
margieargie: Very durable vehicle, at least
DigitalSeahorse: more like a 4x2
leopard_wolf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:06.
RAICx: LUL
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
BibitteNoire: Click the tune button to tune it to a 4x4
NimrodXIV: *snort*
Lord_ZYRK: Oh ya forgot ta lock the diffs there, bud
RandomTrivia: Behold as Alex diligently totals every car in town!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Headshotcatcher: you can tune a piano but can you tuna fish?
HydraWiggins: narrator; the delivery truck would fail him
margieargie: "Whoever took all our stuff also managed to get -every single car- they didn't take stuck somewhere"
Dandinstorm12: that'll do
zed_alpha: wow, the PC in this game wobbles more than the Doom marine.
kerbalized_: so warehouse->main house->car-> jeep?
NimrodXIV: almost
RandomTrivia: Perfect
drcanonball: can you fly on the table?
Alahmnat: rofl
lat1n0_h0t: Lol
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
QuietJay: time to turn the tables on this dilemma
niccus: it's perfect but for the wrong purpose
kerbalized_: LOL
B4rberblacksheep: "This table broken.. YEET"
margieargie: lrrGARBO
RandomTrivia: @drcanonball I mean, the NMG category had a rule prohibiting prop-flying, so I'm gonna guess yes
Lord_ZYRK: "Somebody stole our toilet!"
leopard_wolf: the people who have to investigate this are gonna be like, why didn't he bring a ladder? and how did they hijack all these cars?
andreagustafson: omg, just came in. i don't know WHAT this game is but i'm already laughing.
Dandinstorm12: did it
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
Jonci_: CSI : This is a lot of damage just to steal two cars. Like what the hell happened?
Zaghrog: how about saving time on the car end? 1 metre of driving is less than 10
RandomTrivia: One thing bothers me here, how is it that it only takes 60 seconds for a police helicopter to arrive at a tripped alarm in a town where NOBODY LIVES?!
niccus: imagine if you had two colors
The_Voices: welp
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Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Stoffern: Its sinking...?
Zaghrog: I still suspect there's too mch work over with the car loading
Kibbik: Perfect heist, they'll never know you were there.
Izandai: heck
GragSmash: Wait, in this game you have you body, and you're a malevolent force that possesses these various objects?
Dandinstorm12: run alex
DigitalSeahorse: can you save mid alarm?
BrindleBoar: need that second boat
Izandai: NO
NimrodXIV: noooo
BrindleBoar: ruined
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
ShDragon: NOOO
josh___something: FUUUU
RandomTrivia: NOOOO
Manae: rofl
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
Alahmnat: oh nooooo
gredgredmansson: CRAAAAANE
Baldrash: EFF
B4rberblacksheep: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Dandinstorm12: oooooof
ThePov42: Okay okay
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
junipertheory: FDKLSAKHFSDASDf
BrindleBoar: good plan though!
firelordgamez: NotLikeThis
ThePov42: We can improve
Izandai: PrideLaugh
The_Voices: oh boy
Zaghrog: this crate could be lifted and hanging over the target
Jonci_: ashleyLUL
ContingentCat: welp
Critterbot: Whoopsie!
FionasGotIT: self sabotage :(
JaysonMaxwell: New and creative ways to fail. This game is a goldmine.
Songar87: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zaghrog: just needing to release
B4rberblacksheep: see you on the highlight reel
josh___something: The best laid plans...
Lord_ZYRK: Hooked it FailFish
silenceaux: Is it still hooked on to the jeep??
lat1n0_h0t: the Craneeeeee
Alahmnat: goozled by your own petard
ShDragon: Well, at least we know one specific place where we can improve that....
DigitalSeahorse: awww
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Despoiler98: that van is fucked up
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidLUL lucidLUL
Galexandro: master plansmith
eiloth: why don't drive to boat to a dock?
Izandai: This game is gonna be like half the highlight reel.
TehAmelie: it's a plan with more than two steps, i think it's working rather well
ZethRuss: are you sure it will actually move out of the crate ?
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Despoiler98: SHIT
Songar87: katesNice
Alahmnat: dang
Ranakel: SO close
Zaghrog: I think we don't need a car for the trip back, if we setup the jeep to be easy
Stoffern: Just drive through the wall
Stoffern: it should be doable
TehAmelie: maybe move the crane out of the way
josh___something: Is every vechicle borked that you have to use the van?
ThePov42: Not faster than walking?
MAPBoardgames: I thoght the plan was to just use the crane to get the jeep into the obj zone?
Zaghrog: small vehicle is slower than running
Headshotcatcher: what if vehicle but small
Armyguy0: so smol
Alahmnat: I was about to say, is this actually any faster than just booking it?
lat1n0_h0t: it not that fast though
7gorobei: too slow for the run
Dandinstorm12: small vehicle gets out of 1st gear at 25mph
LordZarano: can you use the crane to put the car?
zed_alpha: Right. Back to work! Thanks again for streaming.
josh___something: 2 un-borked vehicles!
Zaghrog: we could use the crane, but because we destroyed the jeep's container, we can't use that trick anymore
leopard_wolf: proceeds to break said vehicle
Lord_ZYRK: [Eurobeat Intensifies]
DigitalSeahorse: two more
Stoffern: Sporty hatchback FTW
SyrusRayne: I just got here and I gotta say, the blocky style combined with these ultra weather effects is *really* doing it for me
Izandai: ^
Izandai: This game looks delightful.
TehAmelie: heey, the wires do something
RandomTrivia: [Eurobeat fades]
DigitalSeahorse: uh
silenceaux: Oh that's VERY unsafe
Izandai: OOPS
FionasGotIT: LUL
ShDragon: Aw HECK
josh___something: CRAp
Zaghrog: I'm still worried about all the rubble around the jeep
Alahmnat: oh NO!
RandomTrivia: oh no
NightValien28: damn it
Jonci_: What about any of this has been safe?
Dandinstorm12: heck
Armyguy0: lrrHAM
lat1n0_h0t: why not break the walls to the front of the house?
Songar87: katesBeans
lat1n0_h0t: lol
RandomTrivia: @Jonci_ Uh... the things we stole in the previous mission were safes?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHands
RandomTrivia: I guess
Manae: no one is on immediately after right?
Zaghrog: nope
niccus: we already chucked safe(ty) out
Jonci_: @RandomTrivia Touche
gredgredmansson: So I've been watching this for about 20 min and I'm still not entirely sure what the goal is
Tikosh_: This fits perfectly into a 60 seconds clip https://clips.twitch.tv/AdorableNastyHippoCeilingCat
ZethRuss: try actually driving it out for oce ?
MAPBoardgames: 2 hr gap before CtS
Izandai: @gredgredmansson I think it's "steal two cars and a box"
Jonci_: I think it's two boxes
RandomTrivia: We have to steal 2 boxes
RandomTrivia: And then Italian Job 2 cars onto a lorry
DigitalSeahorse: we already tried putting the jeep and box right on circle right?
MadmanOreo: yup, it started the timer
TehAmelie: isn't Italian jobbing when you balance a car on a cliff edge?
MAPBoardgames: save this time
Jonci_: Safely park this truck into the wall
MAPBoardgames: don hit your boat
Zaghrog: praying for jeep luck
Izandai: Once more with feeling.
Critterbot: Yeah, this should work.
7gorobei: save?
RandomTrivia: Good luck Alex
MelvinMTG: Good luck Alex!!
Izandai: nice
RandomTrivia: the8bitGO the8bitGO the8bitGO
DigitalSeahorse: he did
Dandinstorm12: GL HF chat
B4rberblacksheep: GL HF
Jonci_: The criminal left their calling card : GLHF
Despoiler98: LETS GO
Izandai: TOKYO DRIFT
TheNerdWonder: The speed runs for this game are gonna be amazing
Izandai: NICE
MelvinMTG: go go go
RandomTrivia: YES!
Izandai: GOT THERE
ShDragon: GO
Despoiler98: RUN BOY
firelordgamez: PogChamp
TehAmelie: hehe
josh___something: HOLYMOLY
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
Songar87: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Manae: expexpGG
BusTed: Wooow
Ranakel: GOT THERE
BusTed: Nice one.
Critterbot: Niiice!
Dandinstorm12: YESSSS
margieargie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: 👀 💦
MelvinMTG: no
Lucidmooselid: HahaBall LUL LUL HahaBall HahaBall HahaBall
Alahmnat: holy moly
BrindleBoar: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: the8bitGO the8bitGO
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
FrozenNitrogen: nicee
Bearudite: SKKKKRT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YOOOOO
MelvinMTG: NO
silenceaux: "Wait what about me??"
B4rberblacksheep: yaaaay
NimrodXIV: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kerbalized_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lat1n0_h0t: Got there lolol
Drasvin: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RAICx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MelvinMTG: omg
Baldrash: GOAT THERE lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: nice last second save
Ranakel: The most dangerous of dabs
Armyguy0: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
eric_christian_berg: niiice!
Critterbot: Good note to end on!
MelvinMTG: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: This is incredible
MAPBoardgames: Completely undetected crime.
CAKHost: They didn't suspect a thing!
BusTed: Very creative.
kerbalized_: the most terrifying dab ever
lat1n0_h0t: aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype aow40kHype
NightValien28: flawless
ShDragon: Does it show your whole progress through the area?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
rasterscan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Root) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
Penguino_Rojo: got it first try
HedWund: GG, that looked stressful
DoodlestheGreat: Nice work!
RandomTrivia: Cops show up 3 seconds later to find actual Pandemonium left behind
Tarukai788: thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MAPBoardgames: I'd love to see you come back. PiF is open right now.
Lucidmooselid: RaccAttack SabaPing SabaPing
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Alex lrrALEX lrrHEART
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
CAKHost: Byee!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah this game is real cool. hanks for streaming
josh___something: That was hype as hell
gredgredmansson: cya
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, Alex!
firelordgamez: <3
Zaghrog: ShDragon all from the point of alarm activation it seems
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream Alex! lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks even
Alahmnat: have a good one
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the stream.
HedWund: bye Alex
Alahmnat: lrrHEART
CAKHost: lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
RAICx: Bye Alex!
JakeKamas: Thank you Alex!
Dandinstorm12: lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the stream lucidDuck lrrALEX lucidLove
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the stream , Alex.
Vyous: !next
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Jean_Jacques_EB: !next
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DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be weak to fire and heat based objects
red_shoes_jeff: Way ahead of you.
pyrehand: !next
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DeM0nFiRe: !findquote heat
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DeM0nFiRe: :o
RandomTrivia: How about:
RandomTrivia: !quote 7232
LRRbot: Quote #7232: "'Why is something on fire?' 'That's just James.'" —RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-09-22]
DeM0nFiRe: Heh
ContingentCat: !next
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