NightValien28: soooooon
Mr_Dirty: Ah the reason I got up today.
NightValien28: same
NightValien28: now to make pizza
TehAmelie: same here, she said at 2 am
Mr_Dirty: its 2020 time is no longer real. it is whatever time you want it to be.
TehAmelie: i had a three hour nap and i feel fine
TehAmelie: probably will be a hassle to make it to my doctor's visit in 13 hours
Mr_Dirty: thats a problem for future you
Earthenone: doctors are so hard in 2020
Tuxbeej: Yo
Earthenone: hey beej
TehAmelie: aloha
DarkMorford: Hi Beej
Earthenone: rare to see you not as lunarjade
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
BooperOfHonks: Hullo everyone! <3
nanostul: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is back in the driver seats of Dice Friends for some more book reading! This week, Knight of the Living Dead.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (3m from now).
PharaohBender27: It's been what, more than 10 months since we had an " lrrADAM goes through a choose-your-own-adventure fantasy book? Or am I misremembering when the last one was?
Earthenone: no one knows what time is anyways
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone Fair. I just remember there was one at the tail end of 2019.
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 wasnt 2019 10 years ago?
Mr_Dirty: Time is a concept from some history book. Right now we are all in that stargate episode.
PharaohBender27: And so I'm trying to suss out if there were any in the two months this year that constituted the "Before Times"
Arclight_Dynamo: I think there was a book stream when the pandemic had just reached Canada, but it was still safe for Adam and Paul to be in the same room. So, early March?
TehAmelie: Terrence McKenna was a little iffy about the timing of that 2012 timewave collapse
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I don't remember the timing Arclight but I think you're right
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Right. That's what I was trying to think of
Sarah_Serinde: Also hi friends :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Though it might have been Beej, not Paul.
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Sarah!
Sarah_Serinde: Strong possibility it was Beej
RandomTrivia: Good evening chat lrrHEART
RuiFaleiro: Tonight it's Adam, Paul, and Beej on, right?
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Every apocalyptic prediction is wrong until it actually happens
BooperOfHonks: It was definitely Paul. I remember him rolling out a measuring tape to show off the two meter distance xD
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde and @RandomTrivia ! PrideWave
DrPezzer: Last one was March, yeah
InquisitorGaia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is back in the driver seats of Dice Friends for some more book reading! This week, Knight of the Living Dead.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
JaysonMaxwell: @DrPezzer but this is March lrrBEEJ
RandomTrivia: the8bitW Just remembered I have this one
Arclight_Dynamo: Right. So the last book stream was earlier this month. Got it. Kappa
PharaohBender27: Wait, really? Someone titled their book "Knight of the Living Dead"? katesPalm
Sarah_Serinde: Last one was City of Thieves with Paul
DrPezzer: lrrSPOOP @JaysonMaxwell
Earthenone: !card knight of the
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Sarah_Serinde: There was also one before that, Faerie Mound of Dragonkind
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 a fighting fantasy stream was uploaded to youtube on march 25, 2020
InquisitorGaia: was it i thought it was farie dragon mound @sarah_serinde
Arclight_Dynamo: I really like the Adam/Paul dynamic with most of these streams.
Sarah_Serinde: There were two InquisitorGaia
InquisitorGaia: or whatever it was called
Sarah_Serinde: Two in a row
InquisitorGaia: ah
PharaohBender27: @Diabore Daaaang, that's right before LRR went into Covid-mode and right after Oregon (where I live) did, IIRC
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is back in the driver seats of Dice Friends for some more book reading! This week, Knight of the Living Dead.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Sarah_Serinde: And Faerie Mound was with Beej
DrPezzer: I'm excited to have another, they're such chilled out streams
Sarah_Serinde: So Arclight_Dynamo You were right either way :p
RandomTrivia: That was the one with "The Door" wasn't it?
Sarah_Serinde: No I think the door was before those two
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde That's what I like to hear! :P
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 ya beginning to mid march is when it got really bad in canada
TehAmelie: excited for chill. that seems like a middle of the night mood
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Ah, ok. Time has certainly done things
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: katesDance tqsDance tqsDance katesDance
NightWingMistHawk: One third of the Vengabuds is coming
Snowcookies: time to pause FRWL
Diabore: as an update, db has already raised over 8000 dollars with over 3 and a half days to official run start
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh we have Paul AND Beej today? Aren't we spoiled :P
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - It's time to light the lights
PharaohBender27: @Diabore tqsHype
MadWolf1290: I'm sorry, Paul AND Beej? well then
midpricemagic: first
TehAmelie: i feel like we should commemorate those early donors somehow. talk about how many hours of bus they bought
chibi_bento: I am hype for another one of these!!
Snowcookies: and Paul gets a face cam!
Reduce_Sanity: hi
Sarah_Serinde: midpricemagic Not even a little bit
itira: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: That's not how Twitch chat works
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Diabore: interesting, wonder if itll be podcast office for this then, i dont think c has the space for 3 people right now, or it could be theatre
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! This week it's story time with Adam as he plays through Knight of the Living Dead with the "help" of Beej and Paul 📷 ||
tabbyphobos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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couldntpickausername: I really enjoy Adam doing these books something about the weirdness of the books and Adam's reaction to them really combine together well
boristhewizard: I need this in my life right now. Missed' Adam's streams
RandomTrivia: @midpricemagic lol, what you can't see is the chat the happens before you arrive
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I mean, pretty much all the early donors are going to also be donors during the run proper, so tqsShrug
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL tqsDerp_HF lrrSIGNAL
Sarah_Serinde: Diabore The tweet has an image that will help with that mystery
Diabore: oh from home, interesting
gualdhar: ooh Beej is here too? its gonna be extra spicy
Alas_Babylon: holy cripes, it's been so long
Alas_Babylon: And we get both Paul AND Beej?!
Alas_Babylon: Literally couldn't be any better
gamercat88 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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RandomTrivia: I love how many versions of Mojang Party the BGC playlist has
xythrogar: i wonder if adam has seen the fire mountain switch game
Electrodyne: OTAKU JEFF
Raincoast_Bear: I'm never this early...
Electrodyne: Geoff?
Diabore: right, its the rererereraise of otaku jeff
PharaohBender27: @xythrogar I'm sorry, what?
Electrodyne: Wait, is it Jeff or Geoff?
PharaohBender27: @xythrogar They really made a video game out of that book?
xythrogar: there's a warlock of firetop mountain switch game @pharaohbender27
Raincoast_Bear: Is this another Fighting Fantasy style gamebook?
Alas_Babylon: Jeff
PharaohBender27: @Electrodyne I believe it's Jeff
lirazel64: Ooo, Adam and a book!
xythrogar: i have it and have played a bit of it
gawag_: hyped lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrADAM
Alas_Babylon: His father is Otaku Jeffrey
InquisitorGaia: @electrodyne i think its jeff
Izandai: @Electrodyne It's Jeff
iamnolionheart: Oh HELL YES
jephlewis: Am Otaku Jeph, can confirm.
Earthenone: i thought his father would be weabou william
itira: im excite
Alas_Babylon: Otaku Chef
Sarah_Serinde: Raincoast_Bear Yes. I don't know if it's specifically Fighting Fantasy but it's that kind of book
PharaohBender27: @Alas_Babylon Which I appreciated because my IRL first name is Jeffrey, and for reasons I won't get into here I *hate* being called Jeff
Electrodyne: @jephlewis thank you 1000x for your expert input!!
InquisitorGaia: youre not my jeff yet otaku
GoAmpDog2: PogChamp100
Diabore: @xythrogar in your opinion is it worth 30 dollars? (im in canada so price is high)
Alas_Babylon: @PharaohBender27 Totally valid
chrono2x: Is there an Otaku clan? Jeff, Jeffrey, Jeph, and Geoff?
gawag_: out of curiosity what's the femme version of otaku jeff? otaku jane? or is it still just jeff
PharaohBender27: @Earthenone katesLol
Snowcookies: it's from the same series as the Fairy Mound iirc
soupgiraffe: the return of Otaku jeff? I've missed these
Raincoast_Bear: Yeah you can get a PC version of a subset of the fighting fantasy books on Steam.
IgnisDeus: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: i wanna go with Otaku Jean
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
lirazel64: Otaku Steph?
CururuGuasu: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: Otaku Jess?
DarkNacht: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: Steph is good too
xythrogar: @diabore i got it for much less than that so maybe not
RandomTrivia: the8bitGO the8bitGO the8bitGO Let's go!
TehAmelie: y helo thar
RandomTrivia: Ooh, fancy background
Alas_Babylon: Ooooooooooooooh
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
itira: hi!
quillilian: Otaku Steph is strong
noSmokeFire: hewwo
Izandai: Oh shit, both Beej AND Paul!
TehAmelie: nice hair Beej
gawag_: surprise beej
Nigouki: oh boy oh boy oh boy this is gonna be fun
TheBulldogOmega subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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Electrodyne: When do we meet his country cousin Otaku Jeb?
Earthenone: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #7117: "There is paperwork. The paperwork happens." —Dale [2020-08-10]
SaladCookies: I have the greatest timing in the world holy shit
Fealos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
Fealos: Glad to have these back; hope you enjoyed full gear Adam
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Sarah_Serinde: So fancy, nice work on the setup as always Paul
IgnisDeus: Otaku Ukato
TheWanderingNomad: Wait is Dale really out of the country?
GhostValv: tell dale
ThisShouldSay2K: Looks like your room has gotten a little messy, there.
couldntpickausername: woo, Adam Paul and Beej, sounds like a good time
Kramburger: I can't believe Dale's out of the country
niccus: he's gone off to the far flung land of united states
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: And we are so here for it
chrono2x: I'd pay to watch it
RandomTrivia: I'd watch that one-man show
Snowcookies: TheWanderingNomad: Adam is making things up I think
KrivKobold subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
KrivKobold: Love getting to tune in for book club!
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CururuGuasu: I’m sure he’s out os at least one country
lirazel64: I like Adam's Vault.
JanuaryAndOn: youve made it
ButButTheJesus: ohai! is Story Time with Unckie Adam?
Electrodyne: I would buy a ticket to that
elah806 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months, currently on a 83 month streak!
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MadWolf1290: good start!
gawag_: is the belfry theater the true location of the game haus?
Naarius: Oooo sub-basement
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought this was already LRR's flagship stream
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's Gamehaus presents: Books in the Belfry BAYBEEE
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
TheWanderingNomad: The subbasment of the Belfry Theater is VERY messy
BusTed: Storied history there in the theater.
Earthenone: you expected some empty sarcofigai, of course
PharaohBender27: Party300 Another stream of Adam reading a choose-your-own adventure book? With Paul AND Beej? Sign me up!
Naarius: O.o
Despoiler98: is that like the Sub Ocean?
Terr0rc0tta: We need more Beej as audience/heckler
noSmokeFire: I would kill for a live CYOA event at a convention
Kramburger: Is this... A Sub-Ocean?
RandomTrivia: oh no
Diabore: id 100% watch a cyoa live with adam
JanuaryAndOn: thems fighting glues
jawz77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
jawz77: This is my favourite thing on the LRR network! Thanks for putting on the show!
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Alas_Babylon: My Little Graveyard...
BrindleBoar: so THAT's why it's next to the glue factory
Naarius: Siri, no!
BusTed: pls
unicornly: it's so nice to finally have company here in the basement
jephlewis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
jephlewis: Otaku Jeph is here to watch the continuing adventures of Otaku Jeff. Let's gooooooooo~!
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itira: siri stawp
DiscordianTokkan: Wooooo!
GhostValv: goleft
Trahas: Clap clap clap
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWanderingNomad claps
Pteraspidomorphi: I am clapping
camelwizard: HYPE
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
jawz77: clap
niccus: clap
InquisitorGaia: clap clap
Izandai claps
Diabore: *clap*
ButButTheJesus: clap
chrono2x: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
Lord_ZYRK: 👏 :)
RandomTrivia: the8bitClap the8bitClap
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Clap Clap
BusTed: 👏
eric_christian_berg: So happy!
serramarkov subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
serramarkov: I've been saving for the Bus!
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itira: hooray!
Earthenone: pride51 *claps*
Zaraka00: 👏
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camelwizard: clap clap
Nigouki: clap
ch0c0lategiddyup: clap
SoaringDragon42: clap clap!
NonjaBiru: *clap*
rendelnep: laraClap laraClap laraClap laraClap
monosceros: omedetou
quillilian: He's here!
MyBuddySuperfly subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
MyBuddySuperfly: That background reminds me of an old apartment I used to live
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ButButTheJesus: katesLewd
Kramburger: ExCUSE me?
Pteraspidomorphi: A hell of a thing
Raincoast_Bear: 2022 Adam goes on Fighting Fantasy Book tour filling stadiums with his antics.
BrindleBoar: "sexually charged"
MadWolf1290: that was A BOOK
kuriboLXIX: wheelerPog
itomeshi: clap
soupgiraffe: yessss
TheWanderingNomad: You mean the Fever Dream of Fae?
prince_infidel: I'M A YOUTUBE!!!
Trahas: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: katesLewd
Lord_ZYRK: The name says it all, really
kalku__: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
beckett_brass: I heard the sound of clapping, and decided to see what was going on. How's everybody doing?
Kramburger: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
itira: excellent book
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for exactly Adam's kind of nonsense
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Faerie, Fairy, or Ferry?
Terr0rc0tta: C A L P
Alas_Babylon: @beckett_brass Pretty well, Admiral
BusTed: All books. Not just these fighting fantasy books.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heather's image for the youtube video was also Chef's Kiss
Going_Medium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Going_Medium: Yay! Adam book stream :-)
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PharaohBender27: So, everything's probably going to be a disappointment from now on :p
Izandai: Hell of a name.
PharaohBender27: O_o
DiscordianTokkan: Bring the MACHINE
BlueEidolonMTG: Oh, dear lord. I've been pining for this for months!
Raincoast_Bear: BC Ferry Mound of Dragonkind.
gawag_: adam, have you ever heard of Troika!? its a fully fledged OSR game based on fighting fantasy
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Earthenone: too many numbers
kalku__: wait what?
BusTed: All done
Wrexadecimal: braddeLUL
Arclight_Dynamo: I could use a little more Paul volume. Paulume?
Izandai: Adam ain't enough of a nerd for that nonsense!
kalku__: Get Ian to make it for you!
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe on TTSF
Lord_ZYRK: You must construct some sort of. . . DEVICE
TheWanderingNomad: THE MACHINE
CleeKru: just invite Ian right?
itira: the M A C H I N E
BlueEidolonMTG: Hello from Victoria, BC! /wave
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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TheWanderingNomad: Wait, it's set in the DRAGONLANCE universe teh Bus?
Kramburger: YEEESSSSSS
Izandai: PrideLaugh
BlueEidolonMTG: There it is!!!
Despoiler98: TABLE SLAP
DiscordianTokkan slaps table
Sarah_Serinde: Haha it's been so long
Raincoast_Bear: SLAP
Naarius: Nice
DigitalSeahorse: tqsDerp_HF Wyrmwood is best wood
Izandai: got there
TheWanderingNomad: No button Paul?
RandomTrivia: Stream is made!
Rynehawk: Kreygasm
Kramburger: UUUNNFFF I missed that
noSmokeFire: close enough
Questhere: its been too long
RandomTrivia: We have a run!
MadWolf1290: bringing back ALL the callbacks
Izandai: oh perfect PrideLaugh
gawag_: o shit canon
chrono2x: Yooo!
BusTed: Feels good.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop drums the table
LRRbot: 2446 patrons for a total of $14,713.28 per month.
NightValien28: Paul you didn't do the thump
noSmokeFire: patreon: it's basically charity
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If no one's there, turn the lights off.
Kramburger: Paul, we're not moving on till you slap the table
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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CleeKru: i mean... you have a homestream adam?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
Lord_ZYRK: You're keeping Adam out of one of those coffins in the background
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
NightValien28: if this is the peak my money is being well spent
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej for lichhood!
Izandai: uh
Kramburger: UM
gawag_: uh
MadWolf1290: what?
Sarah_Serinde: And speaking of merch!
Despoiler98: BEEJ NO
Lord_ZYRK: I would like to learn more
BusTed: uh huh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej's Phylactary is the One Piece Anime, he cannot die until that series ends
Raincoast_Bear: Not buying until I can get King Zykor and the Warboar tour shirts.
itomeshi: So I'm curious why Beej is here. I'm not complaining, I'm just... concerned.
CoffeePrincess subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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Stonepile3: Yay! These are my favorite LRR streams, it's been too long
DiscordianTokkan: Patreon dot com! Coffins not included!
RandomTrivia: @itomeshi Added value
Arclight_Dynamo: @itomeshi Gotta have a hype man.
Snowcookies: The coffin was in Adam all along
onethousandneedles: everything's better with beej
beckett_brass: @Ba_Dum_Tish But then he'll die when it does end!
Izandai: It's a PUN
jawz77: l o l
Izandai: Do ya GET IT
itomeshi: OK, that works.
itira: Adam i thought you sleep in a racecar bed not a coffin
Kramburger: OH I GET IT
Alas_Babylon: Kuh-night
GhostValv: ohhh....
TheWanderingNomad: @itomeshi - Well he joined Adam for the last book because Paul was unavailble I believe
ContingentCat: ah
gawag_: classic comedy
Lord_ZYRK: Very funny joke, publsiher :)
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
circusofkirkus: i don't get it, could you explain it adam
GoAmpDog2: lol
noSmokeFire: subtitle: "Get it?"
Raincoast_Bear: Ah Allen Varney. He always brings the funny.
Omthebox: No
ButButTheJesus: I GET IT
Izandai: There's a "the" missing in the stream title.
Arclight_Dynamo: No'
Omthebox: Explain it
itomeshi: Ahhhhhhh
JDogg2K4: The joke of the title?
RunningMonkeys: good joke.
Kramburger: Classic Beej
Rivulatus_: nope, don't get the joke.
Snowcookies: Yes Adam
Featherweight_: I don't get it please explain
NightValien28: I don't get it
RandomTrivia: Capdotgif
DigitalSeahorse: I like that Paul and Adam have coordinated sweaters, which are available on the LRR store!
CleeKru: lrrBEEJ
eric_christian_berg: Pun-tastic!
kuriboLXIX: more like a play on nerds
deathrite: which one is Barbara?
tinysuze2342: <3 <3
Sarah_Serinde: Always so helpful, is Adam
BusTed: 1989
Vanbael: oh good, got here in time! :D
Naarius: So they really like Mystery Science Theater?
paronomasiac042 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
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Earthenone: jeff made the cover art!
Kramburger: Booooo, Bring Back Otaku Jeff
waloph00: Play un-words
Rynehawk: Otaku Jeff or Otaku Geoff
thethirdstageoflumpygravy: Otaku Jeff?
DigitalSeahorse: comfy too, just size up if you like loose cuffs
GhostValv: d12 used. oh pog...
Kramburger: Woof
Vanbael: Otaku Jeffery
gawag_: mmm that bible page layout
MadWolf1290: that is a long ass into
Featherweight_: Puallll your not closing your eyes
Korhalis: how am i supposed to hear with my eyes shut
Nigouki: hehe, aroused
Darleysam: give me Brennies or give me death
theevermist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
theevermist: Lets go! I love me some adventure book dice friends!
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CururuGuasu: Sneaky dead
Earthenone: was all well?
Featherweight_: waterdeep this is a D&d?
Pywodwagon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
Pywodwagon: I’m just here to watch Adam die horribly
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Izandai: @Featherweight_ Well you see, in 1932, a movie directed by Victor Halperin called "White Zombie" was released.
BusTed: Hang in there, baby
TheWanderingNomad: @Featherweight_ - Looks like this book is set in the Forgotten Realms
BoblinTheGoblin69: hello friends!
Raincoast_Bear: lrrHAM
gawag_: just a jerk to the left...
beckett_brass: @BoblinTheGoblin69 Hello. Welcome to a wonderful kNight.
Sarah_Serinde: This book is real into setting the scene, huh
Korhalis: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: yay green screen tqsDerp_HF lrrADAM tqsDerp_HF
BusTed: My immersion!
Alas_Babylon: Waterdeep, presented by Sherwin-Williams
Ba_Dum_Tish: Was this written by Hideo Kojima?
BoblinTheGoblin69: hey brass
Nigouki: these are clearly model painters, arguing about which off-white is the correct off-white
NotCainNorAbel: vanta beige?
Izandai: It's called ATMOSPHERE Adam
PharaohBender27: "Is it taupe?"
Izandai: It's called TENSION
Earthenone: a fat youth?!
RealGamerCow: Oh shoot, did I miss the character gen?
Izandai: It's called DRAMA
Featherweight_: woah woah woah rude
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: wait a minute
RealGamerCow: The birth of Otaku Jeff?
Arclight_Dynamo: The house of the homeless. So... they have a home?
beckett_brass: @RealGamerCow Not yet.
Featherweight_: woad just dunkign on this poor kid
RandomTrivia: I am 100% stealing that line
BoblinTheGoblin69: hey i didnt know otaku jeff was in here
Despoiler98: wow just Shade on this one fat boy
Featherweight_: he just doing his job
itira: waddled?
Raincoast_Bear: FortHype
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: no they have a house but it isnt a home T_T
PharaohBender27: Wait, needing torches at all hours? Sounds like they're being inefficient
Sarah_Serinde: Okay so first impressions not amazing, thanks for the fat-shaming
DiscordianTokkan: Oh my GOD
PharaohBender27: :O
beckett_brass: @RealGamerCow Apparently, some of the stats is alreayd set up, as I understand it.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BusTed: 😬
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMoon
Raincoast_Bear: It snowed today in Vancouver...
Korhalis: only boners are skeletons
noSmokeFire: don't shame their moon kink
circusofkirkus: is it eggshell white?
Alas_Babylon: Will it be off-white bone or beige bone?
Lord_ZYRK: No boning until the undead show up
Scy_Anide: These are the audiobooks I crave.
ArcOfTheConclave: the bones are outside
PharaohBender27: I see I'm going to be doing a LOT of clipping this stream
Despoiler98: they are almost in THE BONE ZONE
Raincoast_Bear: Teeth.
Fruan: TEETH
Naarius: Waterdeep: The Return to Makeout Hole
gawag_: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: TEETHÉ
Izandai: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
itira: teef
Fealos: only one had gone mad?
Bearudite: NWN2?
Korhalis: oh you hate a particularly mad flesh eter
djalternative: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lord_ZYRK: Its hands began to
JaysonMaxwell: Oh yeah, this is Sword Coast alright.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
noSmokeFire: the undead horde doesn't have good mental health resources
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NightValien28: don't mess with Tom
CururuGuasu: Zombie twitch streamers
itira: now i want skittles
Lord_ZYRK: Powdered blood: just add water
itira: powdered... blood?
Korhalis: is this like when someone makes a rules error when streaming on twitch
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: shake it off
noSmokeFire: RIP ghoul :(
CururuGuasu: Ooo, graboids
elah806: Wow this is a grisly one huh
DigitalSeahorse: smixelPride smixelWhat taste the rainbow
ContingentCat: epilepsy even after death? dang
cuttlefishman: this is metal af
NightValien28: damn it Tom
Izandai: These zombies have an unusual amount of humanity.
DigitalSeahorse: PridePaint PrideWorld
RandomTrivia: Of course they didn't stop, they had to carri-on lrrBEEJ
Raincoast_Bear: I mean, this is typical Allen Varney purple prose. Perfectly appropriate for this setting.
Lord_ZYRK: WWE eatyour heart out
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beckett_brass: @RandomTrivia I appreciate that pun.
BrindleBoar: oh no
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
InquisitorGaia: good job
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247Gremlin: Look out! It's a grave!
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Izandai: MADNESS
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Korhalis: do you think the moon whitens more upon the prick of midnight
Naarius: Inconcievable!
itira: ahhh! lrrSPOOP
DarkMorford: All we wanna do is eat your brains!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
JDogg2K4: Your Ikea doesn't have graves?
Lord_ZYRK: HahaThink
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: in the city of the dead?
Raincoast_Bear: AH It's a Trofast Storage system!
RealGamerCow: Oh, is she going to be the equivalent of the ninja(?) lady from the last book? Just telling Otaku Jeff how awful they are?
Izandai: What if we kissed... In the graveyard...
247Gremlin: A grave? In this market?
Arclight_Dynamo: CoffinMart
InquisitorGaia: cause its 2 minutes to midnight wooohoooo
monosceros: @Izandai haha just kidding! unless...
BusTed: oh nooo
BusTed: Lighter boy!
CaptainSpam: Quite a bit of prologue before our first choice.
Xenguin47: !up
BrindleBoar: THICC
DigitalSeahorse: Ikea Instructions - How to Assemble Your Morticia (Coffin)
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Despoiler98: this is WAY too wordy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we still on the first page?
Izandai: Gesundheit
ContingentCat: lrrF
PharaohBender27: Cathexis?
247Gremlin: Look, in K'Texas you get paid by the word
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
NightValien28: everything is right ... wait?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Uh, it's pronounced *catharsis,* dead guy." Kappa
Spirrie: Have to get some reading done for class, can't wait til the podcase version is up!
eric_christian_berg: Storytime with Papa Savidan.
quillilian: Oh the vapours
kalku__: sergeFall
PharaohBender27: Oh, OK so "cathexis" is an actual word. Still, weird choice
Featherweight_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN blaze it
Arclight_Dynamo: @GDwarf Yep.
noSmokeFire: such inconsiderate vapers
Despoiler98: That sounds like mustard gas
e_bloc: Corgo235 hell yeah I love this content
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: wacky tabaccy
BusTed: Hell yeah effluvia
kalku__: I'm sure it will explain Cathexis later
noSmokeFire: efluuuuuvium
x0den: i killed that guy in mhw!
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InquisitorGaia: what is this, monster hunter?
NightValien28: the effluvium
Nigouki: good mouth feel
Earthenone: i had the efluvium back in collage
BrindleBoar: efflUwUvium
DigitalSeahorse: smixelFine
Izandai: Well SOMEONE got a thesaurus for their birthday.
xythrogar: effluvium? love monhun Kappa
Fanklok: Wait did he say Waterdeep?
eric_christian_berg: Yeppers.
Lord_ZYRK: effluviese nuts
chrono2x: @Fanklok Yep
ContingentCat: SOMEONE subscribed to word of the day
TehAmelie: i had effluvium the other day. think that meat i bought was discounted for a reason
Vanbael: Time to break out the Girros Gear
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: gotta equip effluvial expert hunter
GDwarf: If they're alive at the end of it will it still be the justice of the unliving?
Despoiler98: LOL
Izandai: Mmm, good Far Side reference, very funny.
Korhalis: the bone zone
Featherweight_: the bone xone
ContingentCat: only the cool kids
BrindleBoar: more like Gotherdeep
eric_christian_berg: It's Waterdeep. Only place to be alone.
Fruan: Waterdeep's goth scene
Lord_ZYRK: I got nowhere better to be
kalku__: bone zone
gawag_: i think that was actually a thing in the olden days
Alas_Babylon: It actually is, there's a part of Waterdeep called the City of the Dead
gawag_: the one place you would know theres no one around
thrythlind: Waterdeep has a LARGE cemetary district...and yeah, people hang out there
noSmokeFire: where else are you going to find erotic etchings
thrythlind: thing New Orleans
soupgiraffe: makeout hole
Vanbael: The cemetery scene is strong here in waterdeep
NarishmaReborn: double effluvium
thrythlind: think*
Arclight_Dynamo: IRL, people used to hang out in cemeteries because they were the only green space in cities. This convinced cities to build parks to get them to cut it out.
NightValien28: they must have a vaal hazak somewhere
BusTed: Nice.
PMAvers: One of them was talking about this new totally awesome band known as King Gizzard and Lizard Wizards.
Despoiler98: GOT THERE
Splosion: Oh, it me!
Earthenone: is that otaku jeffs music?
monosceros: crosses "fell into a pit" off the bingo card
InquisitorGaia: thers so much of this intro
thethirdstageoflumpygravy: enter stage left: Otaku Jff
Mr_Dirty: I'm not a man, I am an Otaku
ButButTheJesus settles in
itsr67: cool metal music lyrics
BusTed: ew
DiscordianTokkan: hronk
CururuGuasu: Who ya gonna call?
Lord_ZYRK: Ask not for whom the horn honks
Despoiler98: ew moist
Izandai: M O I S T
ContingentCat: gross
ThisShouldSay2K: What if this... isn't actually a game book? What if they're just reading a novel?
Korhalis: omg are we undead
NarishmaReborn: mmmm moist trails
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, we're a dead guy?
GDwarf: Calling your evil substance "effluvium" is kinda like calling it "the smell", it's a bit unspecific.
noSmokeFire: @Arclight_Dynamo we are bad guy, but not *bad* guy
Arclight_Dynamo: @noSmokeFire :D
NarishmaReborn: @ThisShouldSay2K I wouldn't complain
Despoiler98: Is this literally Dark Souls?
itsr67: t h r o b
e_bloc: faerie mound
itira: lewd
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gawag_: earth... wang?
Lord_ZYRK: Or as I like to say, suffowait
247Gremlin: katesLewd
Desomas: Classic throbbing life. Just like mom told me about
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: your hand bursts from the fresh ground only a group of neddling kids and their dog stand in your way
limkgmg: Hello, I am new here
JaysonMaxwell: That's a thing in D&D, the undead see "living light" as their form of vision and illumination. It's weird.
Mr_Dirty: We can control time?
Featherweight_: anyone remember classic PlayStation game midievil ?
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we are a timelord
Lord_ZYRK: Featherweight_ "I'll show you!"
HorusFive: Are we Planescape Torment?
Earthenone: i do! @Featherweight_
ContingentCat: relatable
BusTed: seabatYIKES
TheWanderingNomad: @Featherweight_ - Do you mean MediEvil starring Sir Daniel Fortesque?
noSmokeFire: vaguely erotic
RandomTrivia: Oof
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, Featherweight_
itsr67: oddly sexual
itsr67: LUL
GhostValv: :\
PMAvers: James? What is he doing here?
Despoiler98: WHAT?
itira: oh!
NightValien28: WAT
GDwarf: Weasels tore your flesh!
Lord_ZYRK: Nice marmot
Fruan: Weasels have lower standards than worms. Noted.
DiscordianTokkan: A Weasle!
Darleysam: wormwould eat: the bones of trees and the skins of weasels
HorusFive: Delicious weasel??
Arclight_Dynamo: We're a stoat-snatcher!
CururuGuasu: Pop goes the weasel
247Gremlin: So Otaku Jeff is an undead murder-hobo?
Lord_ZYRK: "My weasel now!"
noSmokeFire: starting inventory: dead weasel
HorusFive: susdFS susdFS
BusTed: You held it forever.
chrono2x: It starved
limkgmg: Dead weasel
RandomTrivia: I think it aged to dust
JDogg2K4: ACCIDENTALLY crushed the shit out of it
kalku__: Pop, goes the weasle
Mr_Dirty: it starved to death
SoaringDragon42: Pet dead weasel
DeM0nFiRe: Sounds like he just held it til it died naturally, yeah
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm interpretting it the way Beej does
Lord_ZYRK: Y'ever two-fist your weasel to death?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: "no harm"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You loved it and hugged it and called it George.
HorusFive: Didn't harm it. Just crushed it lightly
Vanbael: don't hold your weasel for too long
thrythlind: It's Sprinkle!
Fanklok: Jesus otaku jeff stop playing with your weasel
limkgmg: I held the weasel. It died
Naarius: pocket weasel
DeM0nFiRe: "Frank we talked about this. The whole office had a training session"
kuriboLXIX: PogChamp
noSmokeFire: ???
RandomTrivia: Zombie weasel!
PharaohBender27: I was AFK for a bit, are we buried?
BrindleBoar: "hey man wanna eat some eggs"
Korhalis: wait, did we just feel rain like hard rain???
limkgmg: Talk wease
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Arclight_Dynamo: Are we... the... weasel?
Lord_ZYRK: What are we, the Undead Beastmaster?
itsr67: "sup"
HorusFive: "you killed me" "shut up weasel
spethycakes: lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: Nice Beej
Vanbael: Is...otaku jeff insane?
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 I think so. We're basically undead, it sounds like.
elah806: This is wildly metal
ContingentCat: big mood
ToastyLoaff: dark weasel
thrythlind: sounds like the Imprison spell
Foxsploder: So you can sense life and live underground, but the Talking Weasel is too much to beleive?
Lord_ZYRK: Never ignore your weasel, kids
itsr67: just a weasel :)
noSmokeFire: a TELEPATHIC weasel
RandomTrivia: @thrythlind Sort of, but Imprison isn't slowed time, it's paused time
Naarius: 12/10 exposition
RomanGoro: We have a favourite character already
limkgmg: A dead weasel
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Vanbael: idk just a weasel
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lmao
jessieimproved: noice
ToastyLoaff: oh ok
Zaraka00: oh my god
limkgmg: Wow
DeM0nFiRe: imaginary friend dead weasel
RandomTrivia: D'awwwww
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
ruscobrog: holy shit
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wooooooow
deepseahermit: 2020 MOOD
kalku__: oh fucking yes
kalku__: love this
beckett_brass: I kinda like this weasel.
TheWanderingNomad: Cute Animal Companion GETTO!
Fruan: #justweaselthings
Pteraspidomorphi: This writing is... like mine
x0den: telepathic dead weasel
ToastyLoaff: perfectly sensible
RealGamerCow: Wow
jessieimproved: Wilson!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
eric_christian_berg: This would make a great video game.
rosesmcgee: that madness set in real early
TrinexxSlayer: wow, you are nuts
monosceros: "pop" - the weasel
Naarius: magic dead weasel
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Our hallucination is self-aware.
limkgmg: Imaginary weasel friend zombie
spethycakes: maybe you have lost your grip on reality!
elah806: Black metal song suddenly pivoting to Seasame Street
thrythlind: Did Ed Greenwood watch this?
HorusFive: I love everything about dead weasel friend
Arclight_Dynamo: We are a terrible lich.
Izandai: "I don't believe in magic!" says the zombie.
thrythlind: It's pretty....all over the place
Naarius: Fear my necro-weasel!
noSmokeFire: we're animist, arent we
Lord_ZYRK: Wait. . . The Weasel. . . Pauly Shore?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: oh we a hypocritical paladin
RealGamerCow: Heeere on gilligans island!
Vanbael: all I'm imagining is just some zombie holding a weasel and trying to do ventriloquism with it
CururuGuasu: Does the weasel sound like Michael Dorn?
noSmokeFire: "if you would like to ignore the plot, turn to page 89"
thrythlind: there ARE good-aligned undead
Raincoast_Bear: Are Ghouls undead? They feed on the dead.
eric_christian_berg: If you are a paladin, maybe the weasel is your steed!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our character might be a little slow
noSmokeFire: @Raincoast_Bear in D&D, yes. in Arabic mythology, ambiguous
HorusFive: Find Familiar is a weird spell
Raincoast_Bear: Yes Adam you must do a Michael Dorn voice for the Weasel.
thrythlind: @eric_christian_berg ghouls are undead, if you get killed by one and don't get eaten soon, you rise as a new ghoul in a few minutes
Featherweight_: this weasel has 3 phd's
kuriboLXIX: dieteex nutz
Vanbael: the dark souls 4 plot really jumped the shark here
ToastyLoaff: this weassl knows a lot
floki4242: I want to see this weasel psychology degree
HorusFive: "Something happened" thanks pal
DeM0nFiRe: Vanbael LUL
limkgmg: Why don’t you exile 3 cards and escape?
BusTed: dark
thrythlind: Ghouls are the primary forces of Orcus the Demon of Undeath
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: Weasel is the best character
Juliamon: uhhh it could literally hurt??
NightValien28: this weasel is very chaotic
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this jiminy Weasel?
lasersuit: does the weasel read your mind?
v_nome: "Aaah, I'm being mauled by an imaginary dead magic weasel!"
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: pls let us roll for it
korvys: Adam, that was real long - can you sum up the intro in 1 sentence?
Featherweight_: weasel is playing the long game revenge
gamercat88: FREEDOM
GhostValv: woah
limkgmg: Now, we can trade for there 2drop
quillilian: This is indeed what waking up feels like
wtrob: you died
MadWolf1290: GG Adam
NarishmaReborn: i liked it
HorusFive: 5 years earlier.......
Darleysam: The End
Arclight_Dynamo: I choose to believe this is our weasel:
niccus: word stew
DigitalSeahorse: I hate it when sites arbitrarily expire passwords or I've typed it in incorrectly enough times to cause the need to reset
Darleysam: cool book
korvys: "You're dead; here's your weasel"
Lord_ZYRK: tptptptptp, delicious, nutritious
Izandai: @korvys We were a paladin, and now we're some kind of undead. We have a ghost weasel as a companion.
ContingentCat: Wow that was some serious exposition
gawag_: soup, cause it was so flavorful
niccus: some slow cookin' there
ButButTheJesus: lol. you died. lol lol. you died.
Raincoast_Bear: Oh, I know they are classed as Undead in D&D. It seems to me the Undead and Ghouls would be (im)mortal enemies.
MaladyDark: extra. that was extra
itomeshi: Yes, but it was DELICIOUS word soup.
ToastyLoaff: This book has barely started and its amazing
noSmokeFire: The Okatu Jeff Cinematic Universe
BrindleBoar: 00taku Jeff
soupgiraffe: soup? :)
PharaohBender27: Sooo, this was just a story of pre-20th century understanding of what would happen on Judgement Day Kappa
Kramburger: The Otaku jeff Cinematic Universe
ContingentCat: I think this is the Otaku Jess that died slamming his head against a door
RandomTrivia: @BrindleBoar Excellent
noSmokeFire: Otakus Jeff
korvys: OJCU
circusofkirkus: is this the one defeated by a door?
Raincoast_Bear: We are all Otaku Jeff in the end.
v_nome: "You Only Jeff Twice"
DigitalSeahorse: lost memory, could be Otakus Jeff!
Vanbael: Is this Craig's Otaku Jeff?
BoblinTheGoblin69: the jeff-verse, if you will
rosesmcgee: Otaku Geoff
HorusFive: I cant wait for the FRWL episode on this one....
Kramburger: Jeff Another Day
TehAmelie: the Otaku Jeff clan is like Hattori Hanzo right
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itsr67: "From Jeff with Love"
Lord_ZYRK: Meaningful choices 🤔
MadWolf1290: tying in that Greater LRR Media Universe with the James Bond tiein
thrythlind: cheer200 Heya, guys, who is the author out of curiosity?
limkgmg: B
gawag_: oh man look at those lads
lirazel64: leave no adjective unvoiced!
Featherweight_: plays as steve OR steve
x0den: then pick B
Lord_ZYRK: B looks like a hockey player
Scy_Anide: Memory Trace B has a pogo sword apparently.
RealGamerCow: Is B wearing a hockey helmet?
Vanbael: B
mtg_fanerdic: B
limkgmg: Bb
BusTed: 7 or less vs 8 or less
Zaraka00: you get to carry the weasel skull oh boy
JaysonMaxwell: PrideFloat seems good
limkgmg: b
ToastyLoaff: Otaku A or Otaku B?
Scy_Anide: Or maybe it's a jackhammer sword.
BrindleBoar: one hits more easily but deals more damage
limkgmg: bB
PharaohBender27: So, white guy with plate armor, or white guy with chainmail armor? katesSass
MyrddintheWizard: Weasel Skull in inventory.
limkgmg: Bbbbbbbb
jetpixi: hey all. how we doin?
Scy_Anide: Either way I'm not convinced he knows how to use it.
limkgmg: BbB
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: A has a chainmail miniskirt
Arclight_Dynamo: "Cerebricule"?
ContingentCat: B has a cute skirt
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd love if the weasel skull was never mentioned again
ToastyLoaff: good enough of a reason
beckett_brass: @jetpixi Pretty good. Welcome to undead Otaku Jeff.
mtg_fanerdic: they both do!
e_bloc: otaku paul
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrPAUL
HorusFive: B has the stronger beard game
BrindleBoar: Pauladin
Ba_Dum_Tish: Paul vs Graham
gawag_: dafuq is a cerebricule
jetpixi: LUL nice thanks @beckett_brass
Snowcookies: It's Graham and Pau?!\
JohnLockeCole: the GPLP crossover
PharaohBender27: Or actually nvm, that isn't chainmail, it's just a tunic over plate armor :p
RandomTrivia: I mean, probably not Beej
jetpixi: oh hey Beej, and new LRR member, Beej's Hair.
Nigouki: To B or not to B
NightValien28: they are white dudes with beard, said the white dude with beard
Sarah_Serinde: I googled "cerebricule" and the first several results are all for this game :D
TehAmelie: ooh if you bring back GPLP you and Graham could use those for avatars
noSmokeFire: Unskippable: Dice Friends addition
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde tqsLol
ContingentCat: fair enough
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, fuck that.
TehAmelie: (Paul)
RandomTrivia: Let's not Majora's Mask it
mtg_fanerdic: fun
DeM0nFiRe: This will not qualify for ranking on the official Knight of the Living Dead leaderboards though
BusTed: That piece is just 'ice'!
limkgmg: Yeah
Nigouki: Evidence Boxes? Are we solving crimes?
ContingentCat: just make it to a shorter staff
RandomTrivia: Who organises the equipment in Waterdeep? You can't get the staff...
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
Korhalis: isnt your arm a twig
Arclight_Dynamo: The staff is like one of those multi-colour pens.
TrinexxSlayer: let's abuse of hypotetical save states
BrindleBoar: yussss
Earthenone: !card rise from the grave
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HorusFive: "We split the staff into 12 pieces and hidden them throughout the city." "WHY?"
3and4fifths: 7 pieces seems like enough
beckett_brass: @HorusFive "We needed to give the player something to do."
Splosion: Here's dirt in yer eye!
RandomTrivia: Weasel friend came with us!
HorusFive: Are? Are we an idiot?
BusTed: Thanks, wise-cracking sidekick weasel!
TehAmelie: 2 staff pieces is enough for any purpose. see Diablo 2
kuriboLXIX: InuyoFace wesl
SoaringDragon42: Undead snarky weasel pet is best.
Sarah_Serinde: The weasel skull is even listed on our character sheet :D
itira: your dryballs
Featherweight_: the weasel is gonna be doing alll the heavey lifting
elah806: Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
NightValien28: weasel flai, weasel flail, weasel flail
PinkfloydYES: so we just recently started great what did i miss
NavelWarfare: Wait, the lich keeps it's phylactery on it? WHY?
NightValien28: PinkfloydYES we have an undead physic weasel
Naarius: The weasel's a lich?!
Korhalis: what's a few phylactery between friends
HorusFive: @PinkfloydYES We're an undead palidan with a weasel friend
beckett_brass: @PinkfloydYES A description of the setting, and the fact that we are undead.
onethousandneedles: it's not a very smart lich, apparently
thraximore: no no adam keep it
PharaohBender27: @PinkfloydYES We're an undead knight who has just come out of the grave
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
beckett_brass: @PinkfloydYES Oh, and we have a weasel.
Despoiler98: weasel skull speech
ArdCollider: the weasel took a few minutes to watch The Crow and came back with a new professional voice
TehAmelie: some liches really need that +Int bonus ok
Arclight_Dynamo: Paladin? More like a palaDID, amirite?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: do it coward
Korhalis: yo we self mind controlled, the truest form of thinking
mtg_fanerdic: totally fighting this lich
Scy_Anide: The weasel could bite it? I'm sure that will be effective.
Solipsody: The weasel is also a lich.
ContingentCat: wow
jetpixi: ok destiny server let me on. i'll catch ya'll in the VOD. night!
couldntpickausername: I'm betting by the end of this we'll find someone else who can hear the weasel
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN
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TrinexxSlayer: so you can defeat the final boss right away?
Vanbael: Merry christmas I guess
Earthenone: we are having a party
niccus: we're in the christmas episode!
CleeKru: exposition dumb?
PharaohBender27: @PinkfloydYES Also, in addition to weasel sidekick, we had a prologue where "What is the name for that off-white color?" was an actual point of conversation more than once
noSmokeFire: "it's winter solsitice, in the year of the artist formerly known as prince"
Robot_Bones: its Christmas, why didn't you get me a present?
Lord_ZYRK: Actually it's The Year Formerly Known As Prince now
ContingentCat: it is 9:34pm
RandomTrivia: Oh THAT's how we could speed our perception of time!
247Gremlin: "I've held this mistletoe over you, now you must kiss me"
CururuGuasu: Get some KFC
247Gremlin: "It's a curse"
Excalibur_1867_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:00.
247Gremlin: "Do it"
CleeKru: sooo much exposition!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait is this dragonball
Korhalis: LUL
ArcOfTheConclave: 12 pieces of 8?
BrindleBoar: Stronglich
RandomTrivia: LUL
PMAvers: The staff was... DELETED
itira: what is this accent it keeps evolving
BusTed: 🥊
BrindleBoar: Lichbad?
korvys: "I kinda fucked up... now it's your problem"
jessieimproved: i can get behind this
ContingentCat: why not talk like strongbad?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i cannot gather them with these boxing gloves on my hands
Splosion: The Weasel... is GROUNDED
Excalibur_1867_: I'm a little late, how is everything going so far?
gamercat88: hehe nice
itsr67: strongbad, the lich
DiscordianTokkan: "DEAR LICH, how can you cast spells with those boxing gloves on your hands?"
jessieimproved: now it's canon, it's strongbad
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: is this... artifact?
beckett_brass: @Excalibur_1867_ Pretty good. We haven't died yet, but that's partly because we're undead.
NavelWarfare: @Excalibur_1867_ We were a paladin, we died. Now we're undead with a talking weasel skull for a friend
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan katesLol
Tiber727: I was expecting him to say he was constructing additional pylons.
TheWanderingNomad: "I raised you to be my muscle not my brain!"
Kramburger: Hhhhhoront
Excalibur_1867_: That sounds amazing lol
sgowell: Dragonball ... you’re krillin
Mr_Dirty: What's the pay? is there overtime?
Kramburger: They're you, but better
RealGamerCow: The greatest race!
Earthenone: you me and the weasel
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: aww we got the budget lich
Raincoast_Bear: "I AM WEASEL!"
beckett_brass: @Mr_Dirty Maybe, but what we spend the money on? We're kinda dead, we don't exactly need food or sleep.
jessieimproved: I did not install that Harraunt-level light switch so you could have rave parties!
HorusFive: "You got all that?" "BRAINS"
itsr67: Damn, the gas
Pteraspidomorphi: Effluvium!
e_bloc: damn, the gas
Raincoast_Bear: JOKER Gas HAHAHAHA
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Damn, The gas
DigitalSeahorse: pegaDerp tqsDerp_HF derp zomby
xythrogar: this lich vapes
HorusFive: sorry, that was me.....
NarishmaReborn: t-t-t-triple effluvum
RealGamerCow: I used to like the word effluuvium. I don't anymore.
circusofkirkus: vape nation
chrono2x: Yep
BrindleBoar: 420 waterblaze it
TheWanderingNomad: My question
Kramburger: Waterdeep *IS* Fantasy New York
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: hot box the whole thing
TheWanderingNomad: The Bus is Elminster?
PMAvers: The world's biggest hotbox
Kramburger: Literally
InquisitorGaia: why not just kill all the sleepers for a blood sacrifice?
BoblinTheGoblin69: yea
niccus: the pax fog machine went really, really wrong
kuriboLXIX: wheelerH wheelerEed
PharaohBender27: katesLol
camelwizard: Strong Bad/Werner Herzog Lich over here
RandomTrivia: Goodness knows how much volume of gas that must take
Type_One___: Cheer100
JaysonMaxwell: Waterdeep only has a population of like 20-30 thousand if I'm not mistaken.
Kramburger: Oh finally, death
CururuGuasu: There better be an effluvium card in the forgotten relms set next year
Korhalis: your bracers of archery and your cloak of elvenkind are forfeit
BoblinTheGoblin69: 'only
MadWolf1290: bit of a difference there
TheWanderingNomad: Ehhhhhh
chrono2x: @JaysonMaxwell 150000ish according to my 2nd ed book
JDogg2K4: This lich is great
247Gremlin: We live, we die, we live again
Sarah_Serinde: I'm so here for it :D
odocoelus: Wonder if there'll be an Effluvium card in the FR MtG set?
ArcOfTheConclave: Cast Living Death.
NavelWarfare: But... wait. People become liches ON PURPOSE.
NarishmaReborn: everyone's magically asleep. just light a fire
onethousandneedles: team lich!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i like how he still tries to sell you on it
ButButTheJesus: *lifts arms over head *WA-TER-DEEP CITYYYYY!
Lord_ZYRK: This guy is out of his goo-erd
thraximore: !card living death
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
Veste: and you too may be strong, and bad
RealGamerCow: Please let him have a big dumb sidekick. Strong-Dead
Earthenone: so this is the gas leak season of lords of waterdeep?
Bearudite: Lilacs and GooseBerries
azkovo: wait.....are we the baddies?
PMAvers: The burning sensation of a fig in the bum.
Korhalis: yo man pass that effluvium
JaysonMaxwell: @chrono2x 132,661 in the city.
circusofkirkus: i love this weasel
TheWanderingNomad: Thank you brain Weasel
247Gremlin: Beware of Dead-Sad and his chiaroscuro.
JDogg2K4: The weasel is the brains of this operation
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: iago
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Lord_ZYRK: azkovo good, bad. . . we're the corpse with the weasel
NightValien28: shut up weasel
niccus: "Have you never played this game before?"
kireawolf: The Lich raised a paladin NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: huh, Waterdeep is about as big as my hometown
Splosion: I mean, the weasel is basically Iago from Aladdin
RealGamerCow: Can we get Beej to voice the weasel?
TrinexxSlayer: so the weasel is your brains
azkovo: @Lord_ZYRK ah perfect. weasels friends are great
Veste: what if the weasel is evil
noSmokeFire: weason
CururuGuasu: Put undead weasel in Smash!
TehAmelie: !findquote weasel
LRRbot: Quote #5593: "I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered." —Kathleen [2018-12-14]
Kramburger: The weasel is a Necromancer
Fealos: the Boo to your Minsc
jephlewis: You say Strong Bad, but there has been a lot of Coach Z in your voice. XD
HorusFive: Is this weasel Jimminy Cricket?
PMAvers: It's the Horrible Tie to our Hobocop
BrindleBoar: melodrama
BusTed: Very on board.
niccus: i wonder how quickly you can get rid of the weasel
Raincoast_Bear: Forget the Paladin and roleplay the Weasel.
247Gremlin: The weasel is the real lich, the lich is just a thrall
TotallyNotaBeholder: I will get killed or die trying!
BusTed: Sure, I know Drupal.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i will labor for money!
Arclight_Dynamo: So... time for an ad? Kappa
Cephallope: Gib employment
HorusFive: "what makes you a good fit for this job" "I am an undead warrior under your control"
TehAmelie: the weasel is the lich's soul box!
BrindleBoar: 'kay
GamesAndInk: Transitioning from Strong Bad to Manny Calavera
RealGamerCow: There's a lot going on here
PMAvers: And then yeet it into the distance
gamercat88: kicks shrunken head into the grave
Sarah_Serinde: I googled that word and there was one page of search results and the first several were about this game. The rest weren't in english. gabyLul
RealGamerCow: YA YA YEEET
itira: LOL
NarishmaReborn: i love that read
jessieimproved: you neeed to stay in strongbad territory, it's important
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
rosesmcgee: He's Triumph the Comedy Showbiz Dog
djalternative: Can we suffer the litch's bath instead?
Tiber727: @HorusFive "admire your loyalty, but I'm looking for someone with ambition. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
PMAvers: Old Strongbad, like the first ten e-mails voice.
Pheonix888: eastern european Beej
kalku__: god this is great
Kramburger: Sure, buddy
Alas_Babylon: Life has many GRAVES, Jeff-boy!
CururuGuasu: Pepe the King Prawn
BoblinTheGoblin69: its like mimir from god of war
drsattler: Rasputin. From Anastasia. He's gone full Christopher Lloyd.
ShaneLeeAtk: Gru?
ButButTheJesus: I'm hearing the narrator-vendor from Borderlands
Cephallope: "Expect me. Dont try. Seriously"
Sarah_Serinde: Don't even try it, don't worry, I already tested it and it doesn't work on me, I swear
HorusFive: @Tiber727 "Don't say decaying in the earth....."
ninjim84: this lich sounds like Marcus from Borderlands...Caveat Emptor
PMAvers: "You want to hear a story, eh?"
splatty1: why is strongbad in this?
ButButTheJesus: @ninjim84 ay that's the name
Raincoast_Bear: Yeah I hear Triumph the Insult Dog.
ThisShouldSay2K: oh sweet, a hot tub?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: homies chilling in the hottub
rosesmcgee: Sorry, got the name wrong. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Earthenone: a gun?
Earthenone: can we have a gun
HorusFive: Brains? Do we ask for brains?
ninjim84: ah gotcha @butbutthejesus
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it sounds like we're less of an undead soldier and more of like a zombie intern?
Fancy_frenchman: Why does this Lich sound like Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
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Cephallope: "Can I have a salary?"
Splosion: You can't have a gun, but you can have a black powder powered blasting rod.
cutaos: check out my wares
RandomTrivia: @DiscordianTokkan Zombie hivemind?
247Gremlin: Hows it hangin thrall its me the lich
itira: Now i see why you chose the voice
gamercat88: does the lich offer a 401k?
PMAvers: Yeah, Marcus Kincaid this up.
DiscordianTokkan: @RandomTrivia Yessss
mtg_fanerdic: I would love to see this adventure as an animated short
azkovo: after seeing the picture, the voice is perfect
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: perfect
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss excellent :D
itsr67: YES
TheDeafMints: what word again?
Pteraspidomorphi: I also heard a hint of Doof
xythrogar: it sounds right beej
randomletters5: I love the voice of the lich.
gawag_: cerebricule
Kramburger: Does it cost anything or is it Free-bicule?
Featherweight_: you got the disnay plus adam
ContingentCat: I only know about Dr.Deifenwhatever from tiktok
BrindleBoar: we got a magic drug head
ButButTheJesus: ooh it can Identify
Earthenone: can i get a large order of fries, hold the cerbracule
247Gremlin: Ah yes the odors of magic
PharaohBender27: Wait, they named the Lich Abraxas? Huh
Cephallope: *Holds Cerebrecule next to the Cerebrecule*
JaysonMaxwell: Oh, it's the head of a lore-bard. Rough.
HammerTheWise: Hey lads, gals and non-binary pals! What did I miss?
elah806: Lil bit of Gary from The Adventure Zone in there
Earthenone: so is it the head of deckard cain?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lol cerebicule sniff these pits
MadWolf1290: YES
RandomTrivia: HA
mtg_fanerdic: PERFECT
ContingentCat: wow
itira: LOL
HorusFive: Glorious
RomanGoro: Can you repeat pleaase?
ToastyLoaff: Perfect
BrindleBoar: "is very nice"
HammerTheWise: I see I tuned in at the best time
TehAmelie: there's been a lich, a weasel and two paladins who both look like Paul
azkovo: nice paul impression
Bearudite: swedish chef
DeM0nFiRe: wat
BrindleBoar: WHAT
Zaraka00: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we definitely need to get this thing drunk
ContingentCat: wat
ButButTheJesus: @HammerTheWise we are undead i think
BusTed: Don't feed it after midnight.
ThisShouldSay2K: Don't feed it after midnight.
splatty1: that needs to be advice
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Earthenone: lets get this ceribracule turnt!
NarishmaReborn: don't get the head drunk
ToastyLoaff: dont get your head drunk
Kramburger: The head's not 18 yet
lord_wertornion: time to get it drunk!
HammerTheWise: "I give the thing vodka"
CururuGuasu: The Ceribricule would make a great junk mythic rare card for the forgotten relms set
HorusFive: Look, the undead skull is trying to stay sober
spethycakes: cue drunk cerebricule
beckett_brass: Great, so not only do we have a shrunken head, but we have an alcoholic shrunken head.
Mr_Dirty: step 1 get it drunk
Raincoast_Bear: BUy me a beer and I'll tell your fortune!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: oh snap we are 100% gettin this bad boy drunk
CururuGuasu: Is it a mogwai?
DeM0nFiRe: That definitely raises more questions than it answers
Fruan: Are we just accumulating a cast of comic sidekicks? Is the endgame here a vaudavile show?
ToastyLoaff: Now I gotta know why
BusTed: We are feeding this thing alcohol at the first opportunity.
beckett_brass: Sentences I don't expect to write.
gawag_: where.... where does it go....
BrindleBoar: "he is a mean drunk. He bites!"
RealGamerCow: HammerTheWise Just the intro. Lovers went into a graveyard, got gassed to death, became an undead, got raised by a lich, but we're not under it's control. We were given a shrunken head of identification, and we have a weasel friend
Swamplor: "If the head talks too much, take care of it," said the Mafia Don Lich
Lord_ZYRK: "Don't get him drunk. He's a fucking *asshole* when he's drunk."
PMAvers: Cererbracube? I wonder if it's related to the Horadric Cube... wait is this head Deckard Cain?
HorusFive: 100%
ContingentCat: agreed
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
ArdCollider: do you, like, just let it marinate in the one thing in your beer flight you don't really like?
itomeshi: I mean, it's a light weight. Got no body.
HammerTheWise: Thanks @RealGamerCow <3
RealGamerCow: Oh, and we have to find 12 parts of a staff
Kramburger: "Hey head, what's this magic item?" "Fuck you, you only talk to me when you want something!"
BrindleBoar: (20A is where we were)
DiscordianTokkan: Aw dang. *Let , typos in clip names are the worst
soupgiraffe: beej should play some parts lol
Cephallope: Harumph?
Raincoast_Bear: Lich Doofenschmirtz - "Behold Adam the platypus, my Ceribricule-inator!"
gawag_: hey wait a minute!
itira: thicc thug
BusTed: They're all sleeping.
HammerTheWise: They're used to it anyway
noSmokeFire: everyone's vaped out
Kramburger: "Oh that's just Otaku Jeff"
HorusFive: "Pay no mind to the shambling horror"
DeM0nFiRe: Efluvium!
ToastyLoaff: you just look tired, not undead
eric_christian_berg: Also, this is Waterdeep. Not sure anyone would care.
Featherweight_: PS1 fog
ButButTheJesus: "Thees eesn't where I parked my car!"
GDwarf: It's Waterdeep, a zombie walking around is the third most-normal thing anyone's seen today.
PMAvers: It's like the blizzard in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
niccus: everyone's in uhhhhh coffins
Stoffern: Wich Realms god has the gauntlet symbol agsin?
Arclight_Dynamo: Helm?
chrono2x: I think I have one of these books, and also a Star Wars book that is similar.
ContingentCat: !helm
LRRbot: Respect THE HELM.
Kramburger: The weasel needs a name
DiscordianTokkan: Boooooon Companion!
Stoffern: ah thx
CururuGuasu: Doofenlich: “A zombie. How completely unexpected. And by unexpected I mean completely expected!”
RandomTrivia: Come on Weasel, buy us a drink first!
PharaohBender27: That's . . . a short time window
chibi_bento: OMG this is Waterdeep Die Hard. it's even at Christmas!
Raincoast_Bear: Since the enactment of the Zombies Rights act, they area common sight on the streets.
ContingentCat: you can live without food, water, air, etc, but not friendship
eric_christian_berg: “Listen, three eyes, don’t you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
RealGamerCow: Keep in mind this is a very dead weasel
Swamplor: I'm pretty sure "The Staff of Waterdeep" or just career civil servants
TehAmelie: did you know there is a real fish with three eyes?
Kramburger: Idea: We call the weasel Weaboo Steve
PharaohBender27 rolls an 18 for stealth and leaves for dinner undetected
Featherweight_: thanks siri
Korhalis: north ward is where the bourgeois live
HammerTheWise: Good ol' IShrunken Head
Cephallope: Cerebrecule, play despacito
Sarah_Serinde: I have concerns over what kind of accent this is supposed to be... :/
TehAmelie: Cerebrecule, isn't that how Prof X searches for mutants?
Kramburger: Uh, we Have no heart
Raincoast_Bear: Head sounds like Lennie Henry as shrunken head from Harry Potter night bus.
BusTed: Ver' bowerful zbell
RandomTrivia: Welp, the Lich DEFINITELY knows
ThisShouldSay2K: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
HammerTheWise: Are you tho?
ArcOfTheConclave: Very Bowerful
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: creator didnt do much on vocabulary
BoblinTheGoblin69: bonathin?
ArdCollider: do we think this paladin was any good at their job? their patron apparently doesn't give a bus here?
TehAmelie: do liches have object permanence? (just go with it)
Kramburger: This is a Point and Click Adventure Game
circusofkirkus: ^
HorusFive: Head thing- find me a fast travel waypoint
BirdSorcerer: time to look up my ex and prove that the relationship breakup was her fault
Kramburger: The true Pieces were the friends we resurrected along the way
gawag_: niiiiice
HammerTheWise: That's gorgeous
BusTed: Oh, *that* whirlpool.
GDwarf: Also home to a whirlpool, apparently
NotCainNorAbel: yeah...but they pay extra for Wormwood product shipping.
NarishmaReborn: and they are ALLL asleep
HammerTheWise: The Walking Dead TM?
Cephallope: We ARE ants
TehAmelie: can't tell if that's a strip mine or a wormhole
Korhalis: i'm in the beginnings of dragon heist right now so this is super extra cool
HorusFive: This message brought to you by the Waterdeep ad council
Bearudite: All I can think of is the shrunken head from The Secret of Monkey Island
Earthenone: according to the lich its a whirlpool
onethousandneedles: that was beautiful beej
16 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
thrythlind: Explains Explains Explains
beckett_brass: @VieVentar Hello. Welcome to undead Otaku Jeff.
itira: its been an hour?!
VieVentar: Good evneing all
noSmokeFire: 1 hour and 1 gameplay decision
chrono2x: Beeline for the Yawning Portal. Time to go on a delve!
NavelWarfare: I hereby motion that the weasel skull be named Twitch Chat
tauntaunking: bruh i got here right as they cut to commercial feelsadman
Elaro_56: Good evening, VieVentar. You'Ve arrived at the worst time... or the best
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Swamplor: Let's hear from the weasel // We could be like them // Let's hear from the weasel // Baby take my hand
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders to the start of the break :D
VieVentar: I mean, it sometimes takes my players two or three weeks to make a decision in my Monday game.
VieVentar: I wish I was joking...
RealGamerCow: Swamplor katesNice
Solipsody: @VieVentar RPGs would be so amazing if it weren't for players...
LordZarano: Time to try and reduce my stream delay...
Earthenone: the story so far, we are an undead paladin from waterdeep brought back by a lich to gather 12 pieces of the staff. we have a talking weasal skull, a talking head, and a sword that can suposadly kill any undead besides the lich that gave it to us
Solipsody: The sword will probably talk too. This seems to be a pretty talky game.
DarkMorford: @Earthenone But can we open doors?
Earthenone: hasent come up yet :P
beckett_brass: @Earthenone Can the sword slay the living?
HorusFive: @beckett_brass it can, but first it needs to kill them
Earthenone: she sells sea shells at the sea ward
BrindleBoar: beach episode
jetpixi: ok. now i wait for the destiny event. How's Otaku Jeff?
shewantsthedndgaming: YES, I love when Adam reads on the internet!!
Kramburger: twitch Chat has a Cameo?
jetpixi: Some Trogs, you say?
itira: seabatTROG
thraximore: dolphin any%
Romanator0: into the sea
noSmokeFire: going to the TOS ward
DiscordianTokkan: The Dolphin and the Sahaugin!
gamercat88: to seaworld
gualdhar: cat? whats wrong with cat?
jetpixi: You don't have to go on an adventure to find us. You're already here. So are the gamer police.
itira: lrrSIGNAL
Territan: @Earthenone Hearing that description has inexplicably made me crave watching him play Graham Nelson's "Curses!" (Classic "interactive fiction," and it's a monster.)
jetpixi: We're*
Electrodyne: It's "Seahawks". I have a friend who likes them and I can them "The Seattle Seawords".
Seth_Erickson: Seaward's on high alert criminals are a foot
LarkSachrosis: So New Money
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
jetpixi: damn PoPo on the GoGO
Kramburger: Choo choo, motherfucker
xantos69: If only you had a catch phrase for this kind of situation.....
Kramburger: seabatCHOICE
HorusFive: To be fair- the first decision you made was, go to A or B and you chose D
BrindleBoar: instant side quest
ani_laurel: Yo, what did I miss?
Electrodyne: I hope there's a way to get Elminster's hat.
jetpixi: always go dragons
DarkMorford: Time to head to the Nether
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beckett_brass: @ani_laurel Basically, we're undead on a fetch quest for a lich.
ani_laurel: @beckett_brass Awesome, thanks
RealGamerCow: I have seen that door picture somewher else.
chrono2x: The Dock Ward is where the actual water is.
Electrodyne: lrrGOAT_SG
Earthenone: i mean the opening was discusing the shade of white... maybe we are a color expert
Dumori: Kitty
beckett_brass: @ani_laurel Also, we have an imaginary undead weasel friend and a head that can detect magic and that we shouldn't give alcohol.
NotCainNorAbel: oh no a door. Adam's nemesis
ani_laurel: huh
Fruan: Ah, a man that was a corpse that was a man.
Cephallope: Your experienced eye tells you thats a Zombie
NavelWarfare: @beckett_brass That we are TOTALLY gonna give alcohol at the first opportunity
BrindleBoar: a cat!
HorusFive: Time for some classic DnD corpse looting
jetpixi: unarmeHmm
Electrodyne: Rated F for F-fluvium
Earthenone: kitty!
DeM0nFiRe: lydPam
Nigouki: pet the kitty!
Sarah_Serinde: Kitty no
ContingentCat: katesLurk
Fruan: More sidekicks!
jetpixi: kitty nO!
Lord_ZYRK: seabatSEAL
Despoiler98: SAVE THE KITTY
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: save cat
SoaringDragon42: KITTY!
jetpixi: save the cat?!
Earthenone: you must gather your menagerie before venutring forth
DiscordianTokkan: SAVE KITTY
iris_of_ether: Kippa
Cephallope: katesYay
jetpixi: elfunkCat
kuriboLXIX: wheelerMuldcb
NavelWarfare: But if we save kitty, we don't get a new talking skull friend
jetpixi: But IS is ordinary? we sure it's not magic?
Electrodyne: Frenulum the Cat?
BrindleBoar: weasel skull with the references
RandomTrivia: Good pun, weasel
Despoiler98: aw poor kitty
Sarah_Serinde: Aww
jetpixi: awww
Juliamon: So, it's a cat.
DeM0nFiRe: A magic detection item that is allergic to cats
jetpixi: that's the biggest lie
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: we got the allergic cerebricule
Tiber727: A useless cat? I mean, it is a cat.
RealGamerCow: Definitely a point and click adventure game, clicking on everything
jetpixi: the cat can fetch you leaves
HammerTheWise: This feels like an old point and click game, like monkey island and the such
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, the page?
Earthenone: call in fantasy OSHA
teavian: D:
Despoiler98: STOP POLICE
BrindleBoar: Law Weasel
Fruan: Call the zoning board! This is an emergency!
HorusFive: Oh good, it's a wisecracking sidekick
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: we mustve been such a weiner paladin
jetpixi: is this on a lawful plane or something? lol
jetpixi: i had a D&D campaign like that lol
Cephallope: Hehe, civic doody
HammerTheWise: Weasel Wright
ToastyLoaff: lrrSCOOP_TK
RealGamerCow: Oof, that's a beefy boi
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gawag_: lol i love the digital dice tray
Despoiler98: nice dice tray
Cephallope: seabatHITBOX
jetpixi: do eeeet
HorusFive: Parlay? Doesn't sound like Otaku Jeff
jetpixi: it has no brain
HammerTheWise: Guys... I don't think those d12 are real
beckett_brass: Who ever called truces in games anyways?
Despoiler98: wham
ToastyLoaff: get boped
gawag_: i believe it said UNlife points
beckett_brass: Unlife points, not hit points.
Despoiler98: Action packed
jetpixi: Loot?
HammerTheWise: Actively gaming
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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gawag_: does it come with virtual dice
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does it come with that snazzy D12?
Ferisar: which diceroller is being used?
jetpixi: i assume it's not virtuak?
RandomTrivia: Wait, so if we used to be a Paladin, what happens if we try to use Lay on Hands on ourselves? Does it hurt?
jetpixi: virtual, even
Ferisar: it kinda looks like roll20
Despoiler98: rawr
chrono2x: Sounds like a paladin
Lord_ZYRK: RandomTrivia we don't have time to lay hands on ourselves
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DeM0nFiRe: It doesnt even know how cute the cat is\
Earthenone: unlike us, the virtuous talking head collector
HammerTheWise: A true monster and definitely doesn't love hugs
jetpixi: it went out for cigarettes and never came back
chrono2x: Check the vampire
Cephallope: We defeated the door!
RandomTrivia: Beat up the guard, still the keys. Textbook stuff
HorusFive: Take Cat
RandomTrivia: *steal
jetpixi: Yes, take cat
HammerTheWise: They gave you a save point
HammerTheWise: Nice!
RandomTrivia: This is a very bitey area, apparentlt
jetpixi: in my headcanon the cat is coming along
HorusFive: Ah, Adam's played these books before
Cephallope: You open the door. It bites you.
xantos69: you may want the torch....
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beckett_brass: If a vampire bat bites us, does that make us zombie vampire paladin?
RandomTrivia: Wow I can't type tonight
Solipsody: If you look in a mirror, you bite yourself.
cutaos: torch mimic
PMAvers: The torch is actually a mimic and bites you.
thraximore: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
cutaos: ya pm
HorusFive: But in the NEXT room, special torches
gamercat88: critroleFire Squid4 critroleFire
jetpixi: LUL
ToastyLoaff: they have english tv!
itira: katesLol
247Gremlin: They're all from Torches & More
jetpixi: do these people also have vasomotor rhinitis like i do?
Cephallope: Stink WIzard!
jetpixi: i feel their pain
Bearudite: LUDO
cutaos: ludo smell badd
cutaos: haha
Lord_ZYRK: Ludo seabatTROG
jetpixi: YES
ButButTheJesus: #MyGodTheSmell
unicornly: man, Ikea really is every where
Questhere: beej with his anime references
HammerTheWise: It sounds like Aku Aku
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That would be a problem to someone who was alive.
Cephallope: We could die and fix this whole problem right now
Solipsody: Boy, Otaku Jeff/Geoff/Jeph could have used one of these iHeads on some past adventures...
HorusFive: I didn't go to the trouble of killing that construct to NOT go up the stairs
HammerTheWise: I mean, running away is always an option
Korhalis: "ti's like he wasn't even planning on inviting me in!"
Despoiler98: BATTLE STANCE tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
Electrodyne: Cheer100 Can we get Vince McMahon as an NPC voice?
TheWanderingNomad: @HammerTheWise - Like a COWARD?
beckett_brass: He's a hole person.
itira: holes?
HammerTheWise: I mean yeah, cowards can't block warriors after all @TheWanderingNomad
HammerTheWise: I'm crossing my fingers for a mimic
Lord_ZYRK: Don't magic open inside
Cephallope: It bites you
BrindleBoar: "weasel, hold my beer"
Despoiler98: traps aint magic
TheWanderingNomad: Exactly! We're a Zombie Knight!
HammerTheWise: It was a chest of cocaine!
jetpixi: anthrax?
HorusFive: Checkmate breathing atheists
jetpixi: LUL
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PharaohBender27 rolls for stealth to come back into chat after dinner, but rolls a 1, so he loudly knocks over several valuable antique vases
Ba_Dum_Tish: Andre the normal
Easilycrazyhat: "Anybody want a peanut"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh THAT'S why you don't let it drink
MuadDab: So that's why we can't give it alchohol
TheWanderingNomad: @PharaohBender27 Bud, you need new dice.
RandomTrivia: PharaohBender27... those were priceless relics!
beckett_brass: @PharaohBender27 That will be 700 Monopoly dollars.
Ba_Dum_Tish: DM I steal that
HorusFive: GM I do that
gawag_: we can go rescue burlap
Arclight_Dynamo: Positive energy is bad for undead...
HammerTheWise: Portal! Portal! lrrAWESOME
gawag_: oh yeah!
Ba_Dum_Tish: We do not want to go there as an undead
Fanklok: Going to positive material plane as an undead sounds like a bad idea
Despoiler98: OH NO
ContingentCat: what could go wrong
chrono2x: considering a Zombie is made of negative energy....
SoaringDragon42: uhhhh
Solipsody: Please meet Burlap, please meet Burlap...
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Lockraemono: sniff one sniff
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HammerTheWise: We just need a possitive mental attitude and we'll be ok
ContingentCat: but he has a good hearty
ContingentCat: *heart
Kramburger: Radient energy doesn't effect undead too badly, right?
RealGamerCow: Oh I forgot Burlao
jetpixi: Another dimensionAnother dimensionAnother dimension
thraximore: Metal GEAR??
HorusFive: Forget Waterdeep- we're doing a RoadTrip!
Kramburger: ROAD QUEST
NavelWarfare: Do it
Despoiler98: fuck you weasel
ContingentCat: Do ittt
BusTed: screams!
itsr67: LUL
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHHAHA
quillilian: Weasel is a coward
ButButTheJesus: "I hear burning!"
gawag_: thinking emoji
MuadDab: Oh so heaven or hell
RandomTrivia: Welp. One of those is Pandemonium
Earthenone: screams and burning you coward
Cephallope: Tough choice
ani_laurel: burning 100%
ContingentCat: the weasle's not our real dad
Snowcookies: I like the second one
DeM0nFiRe: Go to hell! (I mean like in the game, not in a rude way)
Despoiler98: I taste burning
PharaohBender27: @TheWanderingNomad Think you'll need to lodge a complaint with :p
onethousandneedles: definitely the latter
Fanklok: I might not be pandemonium, it could be avernus
PMAvers: I assume it'll be like "hey go get a different book"
RandomTrivia: It's nice that it's not railroading us
Cephallope: Hell of a side quest
couldntpickausername: he steps through and then is told to switch to another book
gawag_: murder hobo time
NavelWarfare: Do it!
Lord_ZYRK: The skull couldn't find two pieces, and there are two dimensions we can go to vannivThink
DeM0nFiRe: The Weasel is the voice of Weason
ranknullity: weasel knows whazup
Despoiler98: boooooooo hell dimension ftw
quillilian: seabatUseless
ContingentCat: you can save scum if it's bad
Dumori: 112 we have the amulet gotta be something cool
RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe sergeJustRight
Ba_Dum_Tish: We should go to another dimension (beasie boys start playing)
DeM0nFiRe: If you keep your thumb on the previous page, you are allowed to go back, it's the law
chrono2x: I think you should go through, you have the amulet
A_Dub888: !findquote portal
LRRbot: Quote #398: "If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database." —Paul [2015-07-01]
RealGamerCow: "This hole was made for me!"
cadesguy: is that the shape you have to stand in to go through the portal?
ranknullity: it's like one of those game shows, yeah
Solipsody: Obsidian mirror?
RandomTrivia: @cadesguy Oh no, now I can only hear Dale Winton saying "Bring on the Wall!"
cadesguy: LUL
BusTed: Lore dump.
Alas_Babylon: 67C
Cephallope: Oh no! Memories from high school!
ALLxISxLOST: @cephallope oh no fantasy high school wedgies
Electrodyne: Torm? Heck
Kramburger: Ooooooooh Adam's got a GIRLFRIEND!
ani_laurel: wow
ButButTheJesus: wat
wynternyghtynggale: "chasing"
Solipsody: With my last breath, I curse Korlo!
Ba_Dum_Tish: We were running through Korlos woods
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPurrito
DarkMorford: Anyone else getting a lot of buffering tonight?
Sarah_Serinde: Nope
wynternyghtynggale: dinkBelike
Electrodyne: Torm the True is a weenie. Defect to Gond.
Lord_ZYRK: Jokes on us, it's actually a ring of Fart Ravel
RealGamerCow: "Tell Dale"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
MadWolf1290: don't give us idea for Desert bus
mtg_fanerdic: What are 3 OTHER things about him?
Alas_Babylon: We sound like a really shitty paladin
Alas_Babylon: "You rescued a boy from a runaway ox-cart!" "What a nuisance, now what's my reward?"
Fanklok: If we were a good paladin we wouldn't be dead
Lord_ZYRK: Quoting The Simpsons is the only way Adam can still feel truly alive
PharaohBender27: Oh no
TheWanderingNomad: Soooo most PC Paladins Kappa
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niccus: huh, i wonder if the other character would have been Korlow
A_Dub888: !findquote betray
LRRbot: Quote #5471: "Betrayals are fun. I'm having fun!" —Adam [2018-10-31]
PMAvers: Eh, the wizard probably has his own teleport spells.
Kramburger: I've definately left a problematic rogue with a morally ambiguous necromancer
chrono2x: You can always go back to the tower
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Solipsody: @niccus If so, I hope all his memories are, "And then I screwed over the Paladin again, because he was dick. Screw that guy."
Cephallope: 6 memories is too many
Ba_Dum_Tish: All my memories are now 2020 which is just memories of me doomscrolling
Earthenone: i think the giant whirlpool might be closer....
DarkMorford: Oh, we found Mos Eisley
Questhere: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
TheWanderingNomad: Precious ambergris!
mtg_fanerdic: Ohhh you found whale puke.
captain_wulf: Whale hork
GDwarf: Amber-gree, I believe?
BrindleBoar: I think the 's' is silent? Dunno though.
DiscordianTokkan: I've heard it said Gree?
thraximore: ooh yummy whale vomit
RandomTrivia: Wow I haven't had a Wagon Wheel in years...
TheWanderingNomad: Hey Chult! We've been there! It was AWFUL
Despoiler98: LOL
Electrodyne: I too remember that Encyclopedia Brown story
v_nome: Rude
A_Dub888: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
TheWanderingNomad: I vaguely remember Adam going on a gnome rant
chrono2x: Adam "Gnome Racist" Savadan
BusTed: Adam's gone method.
josh___something: LUL
Despoiler98: Adan Straight up GNOME RACIST
thraximore: lrrWOW
Ba_Dum_Tish: We had a party who hated gnomes. We named ourselve the order of the flaming gnome and our banner was a gnome on a pyre
Earthenone: a jar?!
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JustMeJude: One day I will remember to do this
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Hangedman: these are the docs. they fuckin suck. just real bad, miserable, bad and shitty. real bad docks.
chrono2x: SMELL BAD
rendelnep: Ever PvP'd a gnome in WoW
Despoiler98: say no to drugs folks
DigitalSeahorse: drgs
gawag_: mummy drugs!
Featherweight_: do they sell death sticks?
NightValien28: YEs there it is
Snowcookies: smells of drug. if you brought a gas mask... Kappa
BrindleBoar: that drug mummy's pimp hat though
korvys: drug mummies!?
kuriboLXIX: wheelerH wheelerEed
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pimp Mummy
gawag_: he looks so sad
DigitalSeahorse: drugs drugs drugs
DigitalSeahorse: which are good
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: hell yea blaze it
DigitalSeahorse: which are bad
thraximore: nOw AbOuT tHaT wINE
Electrodyne: weeeeeeeeeeeed
A_Dub888: !findquote drugs
LRRbot: Quote #1718: "Never do drugs... unless they're mushrooms, in which case, inject them directly into your eyeballs." —Alex [2016-02-05]
DigitalSeahorse: smixelBad
monosceros: that mummy killed carmen sandiego and stole her hat
Despoiler98: wtf
GDwarf: Imagine you're the illustrator and you get the notes for this scene: "Opium mummies"
thraximore: "but I rememberrrrrrrrrr"
RandomTrivia: I love that the hat is described canonically as ludicrous
WonderfulGlory: These mummies are just vibin'
DigitalSeahorse: smixelMusic
monosceros: ghost-pium
GhostValv: so like homeopathy
gawag_: i mean, smoke is kind of the ghost of things anyways
Easilycrazyhat: Where does the ghost of the ghost of weed, go?
DigitalSeahorse: mummy party
Despoiler98: O.o
DiscordianTokkan: Whazzaaaaaaap
Earthenone: steal the hat!
Despoiler98: Are we the ones Tripping?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Let's rap." Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: If you take the hat, you'll be the leader
DeM0nFiRe: He doesn't know LUL
GDwarf: I am *here* for the very high mummies
BirdSorcerer: greetings! I am not a guard. I swear!
Ridgenator: This is like a fucking Discworld book :D
thraximore: He lacks the critical information LUL
TheWanderingNomad: "Resurrection soon fellow undead!"
Alas_Babylon: Ceeeeelebrate dead times, come on
korvys: I like these guys
onethousandneedles: i definitely got warned by my parents about just this situation as a teen. Say no to drugs Adam!
Despoiler98: WAIT
Despoiler98: WAIT WAIT SHUT UP
Armstrong11139: What is THAT? What IS that?
thraximore: STOP THE PARTY
Despoiler98: WHAT IS THAT
A_Dub888: !findquote little monster
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ilyusion: I'm a little disappointed you can't ask about the hat
camelwizard: Yo what's this weird dog?
Despoiler98: Literal Pimp Mummy
ilyusion: Pepperjack loves getting high
thraximore: @camelwizard major Rakdos vibes ey
ContingentCat: high people notoriously not great sources of information
itira: young dandies?
DigitalSeahorse: destination: DEAD END smixelRiot smixelFine
RandomTrivia: Oddly specific...
Despoiler98: Um......
Earthenone: after getting some water from the fridge, i have no perception of entering a paralell world
PMAvers: oh god we're in minecraft
Electrodyne: I feel like after ten minutes Paladin Otaku Jeff would yell at them and go back where he started
RandomTrivia: It's going to say that every time, isn't it
gawag_: that urn doesnt look very sharp to me
Earthenone: careful that jar is marked as SHARP
beckett_brass: Huh. I didn't know that they had the sense to mark the Sharps container at this time period.
RandomTrivia: There must be a point to that lrrBEEJ
quillilian: How do you do, fellow undead?
Despoiler98: lol
itira: LOL
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Lord_ZYRK: Kramburger's a wraith WutFace
ani_laurel: amazing
AnOddSmith: crikey
Arclight_Dynamo: Australian or John Wayne? Kappa
beckett_brass: Good pun
Earthenone: nah blunt was the last room paul :P
RandomTrivia: It's AMAZING
Darleysam: one of these has to be Duke
oakentree: australian by way of 1900s london?
ilyusion: Marble cheeked?
ani_laurel: so first-gen Aussie?
ContingentCat: accent's turning cockey?
gawag_: christ
oakentree: yeah cockney aussie :p
gawag_: this book rules
Ba_Dum_Tish: Strewth
captain_wulf: this is the greatest
RandomTrivia: What even are Waterdeep's labour laws?
josh___something: WHAT is happening
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ArcOfTheConclave: Labor Corpse?
itira: Adam why lol
Armyguy0: HAHAHAHA
beckett_brass: I mean, no one else is using those bodies.
korvys: More like Labour Corpse
Nigouki: is this Amazon's plan?
RealGamerCow: Corpse Corps
LarkSachrosis: This is like the mid-atlantic version of an australian accent
MadWolf1290: "for some reason"
BusTed: kbye
RealGamerCow: Turns out Jeff was just zoning out for like 2 weeks.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:35.
squeamishguy: cheer185
ducking_mad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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CururuGuasu: Much fewer instant game overs with this book
Lord_ZYRK: IN-di-jint
Diabore: they not have pants?
RandomTrivia: Ouch
DeM0nFiRe: is he gonna be ok?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: loot?
Naarius: I'm sure they're fine
korvys: Do you think he got the point/
Electrodyne: Adam's new ghoulfriend
e_bloc: Roman Reigns got to this guy
captain_wulf: just the tip
Morrigan9: korvys, no
Lord_ZYRK: tqsKnife
NightValien28: korvys yes
itira: merMAN
Featherweight_: not a weapon? tell that to a fish
RandomTrivia: Smells a bit fishy
Armstrong11139: "Loud enough to wake the dead--and I would know!"
NightValien28: question, why did the lich made the thing with a sense of smel
PMAvers: Walk into a Taco Bell bathroom with the head.
LarkSachrosis: Cue The Critic reference.
BusTed: Yes, Mr. Head. Everything stinks.
CururuGuasu: Only good things in burlap bags
Zoso_Wolf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
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DeM0nFiRe: lol
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xythrogar: flash orb
ani_laurel: I love this head
BusTed: That's handy.
EldarLuin: take the bling!
beckett_brass: I could See this as useful.
Veste: if you have the crystal ball in a jar,
ilyusion: Maybe you can blind some people
BusTed: We got the bag of holding. Why not?
Electrodyne: ctrl-f?
NavelWarfare: A wand could be part of a staff
Naarius: Dave Salesman? Is that you?
Kramburger: The night of Black Wind, also known as the Last taco Tuesday
Earthenone: i hear you are suposed to give the demon orb to dale
Kramburger: You're wearing footwear around your neck?
VoodontWoW: Take. This Broken Wand!
TheWanderingNomad: But...we don't breathe
Arclight_Dynamo: WE. DON'T. BREATHE.
GDwarf: XD
RandomTrivia: Aww, bless
ArcOfTheConclave: How do you determine what the staff pieces are?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: but we don't need to breathe?
Electrodyne: give it to a friend
TheWanderingNomad: I mean maybe we'll come across friends who WILL need it?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh we are going to get turned human at some point
LathosTiran: This is how the next party gets items off of you.
ContingentCat: give it to a cat
Lord_ZYRK: Six pages from now: "If you have an item that lets the living breathe underwater. . ."
Fanklok: Why would a city that was full of lviing people have loot useful for an undead
CururuGuasu: Build your own loot table
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yeah im calling this one as one of those things you need to avoid an insta kill or we cant rescue the lady bc we didnt take it
MvTurtle: A tavern close enough to hear, but it takes 30min to reach?
TheWanderingNomad: Our Undead Ears are very acute
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skipperdan21: The two year!
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BrindleBoar: maybe you should have worn the necklace for moral support
TheWanderingNomad: Oh the Narrative acknowledges the Weasel is in fact our brain
DarkMorford: Spokesman, you say...
Bearudite: shrinky dinks
Tiber727: Eh, it's a living.
quillilian: mmm, soggy shrunken head
Electrodyne: Cerebro-cule
Electrodyne: Ethel Merman
Mysticman89: are we sure this isn't just a hallucination induced by the mummy hookah?
RealGamerCow: oh, we're getting that picture Adam posted earlier
Raincoast_Bear: Mermen have a single tail....
Nigouki: menman got booty
ani_laurel: If only we grabbed all those things
lirazel64: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:47.
gawag_: thats a good pullquote
ani_laurel: wait, yeah, they have legs
DigitalSeahorse: lucidP lucidP lucidP
Xenguin47: Merman? I hardly knew 'I'm!
drewm1022: Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
kalku__: what is this song?
kalku__: the brass part reminds me of voyager theme
Juliamon: It's from Road Quest
Sarah_Serinde: !rqmusic
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Juliamon: And I believe people have said that before lol
kalku__: haha, ok good its not just me :P
Solipsody: Well, time to turn in so I can get to work tomorrow. Ciao, Chat. If Korlo turns up, tell him I hate him.
kalku__: I should get that album ...
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Congratulate the teeth.
Naarius: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
ContingentCat: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
kalku__: is the voyager reference intentional?
Naarius: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR_TK
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
Spacepup: Banger alert
InquisitorGaia: are sour skittles healthier than regular skittles since they are made with some salt?
MuadDab: What a cursed question.
iamthemidboss subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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MuadDab: Yes.
Juliamon: Only if you're lacking salt in your diet.
Spacepup: Sour Skittles are more healthy because you will burn the skin from your mouth if you eat too many,
Juliamon: Odds are you are not lacking in salt though.
EldarLuin: Bus is coming
Juliamon: You're Twitch Chat after all
InquisitorGaia: no im definetly not lacking in salt
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Electrodyne: lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG
InquisitorGaia: i drink pickle juice every morning
josh___something: Hello
PharaohBender27: And we're back!
itira: oh hai
Naarius: Speedrun... strats?
PharaohBender27: Sequel confirmed!?!? Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Merman got a donk
Bearudite: A+ Dumper
TehAmelie: we're gonna have to get this staff piecemeal eh
TheWanderingNomad: It's a good thing we're resistant to Piercing Damage
unicornly: massage? finally! i've trained for this day!
thephyrexianeggroll: I see Adam is streaming from the Moonbase basement
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
Naarius: We're in danger
KeytarCat: Moonbasement?
TheWanderingNomad: @thephyrexianeggroll - Actually the Belfry Theater sub-basment :P
PharaohBender27: "Carefully and obviously" is a very odd description
Seth_Erickson: His horse wants to fight us though is the thing Paul
Arclight_Dynamo: So... we may just "finish" this book after all. Kappa
Naarius: The most determined Horsea
RandomTrivia: AND the horse he rode in on
thephyrexianeggroll: Eat shit mermq
azkovo: what is this dice rolling during stroytime?!
Seth_Erickson: I thought it was 7 or below
thephyrexianeggroll: Eat shit merman, fall off your horse
DeM0nFiRe: We were B
DeM0nFiRe: lrrJUDGE
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
e_bloc: lrrWOW
josh___something: LUL
TheWanderingNomad: Pffff
Naarius: Beej is a level 5 superjudge, what did you expect?
awmcmillan: lrrJUDGE
MagicalAttackGecko: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: wow
DigitalSeahorse: lucidP lucidCringe
Cephallope: NotLikeThis
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ouch
itira: Adam pls
ContingentCat: sergeOffByOne
Omthebox: The odds were even in our favor
Ba_Dum_Tish: Merhorse
Arclight_Dynamo: Ha! Your nice ass can't help you now!
ContingentCat: katesYay
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for underwater killing!
Seth_Erickson: triple 3's
Seth_Erickson: btw
thephyrexianeggroll: I like Adam's 70% black 30% white hair. It looks sweet
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Questhere: fuck you and the sewahouse you swam in on
Lord_ZYRK: Actively gaming
ContingentCat: katesRip horse friend
RealGamerCow: Am I hearing a cat?
Cephallope: 7=/=0
secretbranch: 94, eh?
ContingentCat: @RealGamerCow if you are it's on you end
Kramburger: Sekiro!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: and the horse you rode in on!
mitomanox: this stream sounds like bob ross with occasional bursts of laugh
mitomanox: that's a compliment, obviously
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Omthebox: I get a glock would work underwater
Ba_Dum_Tish: Gun beats knife
Naarius: It's a flintlock pistol, useless underwater
DigitalSeahorse: :O no I'm not!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
TehAmelie: it better be a gun that shoots a smaller gun that shoots a knife that explodes
jetpixi: super ordinary
Seth_Erickson: alcohol
Seth_Erickson: I'm guessing
RandomTrivia: Booze for the head?
InquisitorGaia: the 1911 is a weapon able to shoot mutiple times under water
Naarius: m a g i c
justthorne: Adam is sexy af @thephyrexianeggroll . I hope he comes to an understanding of his ace or aro leanings
LarkSachrosis: Floam
DiscordianTokkan: Pocket sand!
Rhynerd: New dumb RPG idea: randomly add a gun to a player's inventory at some point and then narrate that they had it the whole time without knowing.
Seth_Erickson: so just an un failing 8 damage if we want to be sure to hit
DigitalSeahorse: *might be somewhat dead inside* smixelWhat smixelSideeye
RealGamerCow: why was there a lighthouse underwater?
Lord_ZYRK: To guide the merfolk
DigitalSeahorse: it's very dark underwater?
ArchmageBlackstone: Hey chat, late arrival - can anyone give me a tl;dr of the adventure so far?
mtg_fanerdic: Check out the stuffs
Lord_ZYRK: I've never been on the seafloor at night, but I imagine it's probably rather dark, yes.
RealGamerCow: "can't you see I'm busy!?"
gawag_: @ArchmageBlackstone we are an undead paladin fucking about in waterdeep, looking for pieces of staff
beckett_brass: @ArchmageBlackstone Basically, we are an undead paladin on a fetch quest for a lich. We've found stuff, but none of the quest items.
ani_laurel: Seafloor at night is super dark, even at shallow levels
Naarius: UwU
Seth_Erickson: @ArchmageBlackstone we're an undead trying to recover a staff for a lich that' was broken into a punch of pieces so fare we have found none as is our right
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mtg_fanerdic: reach into it
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Naarius: Consent!
mtg_fanerdic: REACH DEEEEEEEP into it
TheWanderingNomad: THis actually seems like a neat idea for a short campaign - undead heroes raised by alich to do his bidding
ArchmageBlackstone: @gawag_ , @beckett_brass Cheers, chaps.
PMAvers: "Oh yeah, stick your fist in there slower. Sloooowwwwerr.... oh YEAH!"
ArchmageBlackstone: @Seth_Erickson - Oh, and you too! Cheers.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well at least a water elemental is well lubed
josh___something: WOW, ROOD
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Seth_Erickson: SeemsGood
Naarius: Yikes dot avi
rick0chet008: did you just let it out of a jar?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: harsh but fair
LarkSachrosis: "Who's this nerd?"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Leave it in the jar
ArchmageBlackstone: Undead Paladin on a Quest for a Lich...wasn't that the plot for one of the D&D movies?
RandomTrivia: Hey, this *dismal* dimension is where we live!
ani_laurel: Jar!
Sarah_Serinde: ani_laurel Ooh good point :D
ani_laurel: Yeah, just experience scuba diving
Naarius: "I can hear everything you're saying down there"
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's a morey
PMAvers: Oh god we're going to be that Mario 64 water level now.
GhostValv: you find it when the moon hits your eye
jetpixi: oh damn. For a second I thought it was be the Cave of Wonders and we were gonna go to a whole new world.
ArchmageBlackstone: Everytime I hear Waterdeep, I want to bust out singing 'Waaaaterdeep, Mountain High'
Naarius: @PMAvers At least the music's good
Ba_Dum_Tish: DM I unlock the water Jar
LarkSachrosis: Oh no, I've read Cat's Cradle, don't mess around with weird forms of water.
RandomTrivia: Send the weasel!
BusTed: Hell yeah.
josh___something: AHAHAHAHA
Lord_ZYRK: Cool stone
ani_laurel: YES
EldarLuin: Timing!!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: oh man i could kill for one of tyhose
Electrodyne: Good rock
RandomTrivia: LUL
e_bloc: i must return to my planet
DiscordianTokkan: Bye Poochie!
BusTed: Note: Elemental died on the way back to his home dimension
PharaohBender27: "Excuse me, I have the Speaking Stone!"
ContingentCat: katesLol
Naarius: *slurp noises*
Snowcookies: lol
Kramburger: The elemental dies on the way back to their dimension
Ba_Dum_Tish: The elemental dies on the way to its home plane
Cephallope: *Poochie died in his way back to his home dimension
Naarius: Ominous chat is ominous
Ba_Dum_Tish: *High Fives @Kramburger and @Cephallope
jetpixi: Probe politely
ContingentCat: or send the weasel in?
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
Electrodyne: Probe with sword... if you know what I mean
Lord_ZYRK: Probe that gaping hole, you dirty dirty adventurer lizgodLewd
ArchmageBlackstone: @Naarius - Oh God, does drinking a water elemental count as a vore fetish?
Kramburger: Shut the FUCK up, weasel
BusTed: got there
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Naarius: Without any investigation whatsoever, I say yes
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWanderingNomad: @ArchmageBlackstone - ...I think I'm kink shaming that
ContingentCat: katesYay
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN Success! lrrHORN
Electrodyne: +4
nome_08: Crab battle...
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Dumori: Limit of 12 now
itira: that scared me
InquisitorGaia: remember the bag takes a slot so 11
PharaohBender27: tqsBweh . tqsBwehtqsBwehtqsBwehtqsBweh tqsBweh
andy_reeed: I am so glad beej is here
RandomTrivia: I'm sensing a theme here...
BusTed: North Ward, Southern Ward, Easterly Ward, and Middle Ward
EldarLuin: And ward ward
ArchmageBlackstone: @TheWanderingNomad I don't think there is enough shame to scourge the mental images from my mind.
Earthenone: the west ward is a spinoff with tony shalub
xythrogar: i need to go chatte, gonna watch this vod in a few days though
jetpixi: some tongue twisters in here
xythrogar: have fun
Electrodyne: night night @xythrogar
Electrodyne: CoP: Black
LathosTiran: W.T.F.
TheWanderingNomad: Oh hey is that a Robe of Useful Things?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Aren't the symbols on that guy the same as the ones on the planar portal?
Earthenone: is that what the kids are calling it?
Kramburger: "Potion" Research
niccus: potion "research"
itira: "potion research"
Omthebox: Looks like they die then
Kramburger: Potion " " Research
TheWanderingNomad: It's just a bunch of go-asts
TheWanderingNomad: We can fight them no problem
EldarLuin: "He's not with us."
jetpixi: *grabs popcorn*
Naarius: spoopz plz
TheWanderingNomad: "GUYS! Guys! Guys."
ContingentCat: welp F
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm not DOING evil if I don't DO anything!" Kappa
Electrodyne: o7
jetpixi: elfunkPopcorn
Lord_ZYRK: "Wow, that was fucked up. Well, back to the street."
Naarius dabs in weasel
BirdSorcerer: look, I know a guy... a lich, but a great guy. he'll take care o yah
TacitusVigil: I really like Beej's Vir Cotto hair style.
jetpixi: always be lootin'
RandomTrivia: As long as it wasn't a staff piece
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait so how do we unheal?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: we gettin judged later for this lol
josh___something: un-healing?
Electrodyne: Cause Light Wounds
TheWanderingNomad: *Ahem* It's "Inflict" Light Wounds
Cephallope: Lay Off Hands
jetpixi: LUL @Cephallope
GDwarf: The name "Abraxa" keeps throwing me off because it is almost, but not quite, the name of an archon and/or demiurge from some forms of gnosticism
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niccus: healing i'm-not-touching-you
jetpixi: there goes that health
itira: peeerrrrfect
jetpixi: oh jk
InquisitorGaia: you die
RandomTrivia: OH NO
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TacitusVigil: Too many double entedres.
jetpixi: oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ani_laurel: oh no
Earthenone: good timing
GhostValv: gg
Ba_Dum_Tish: We failed!
Cephallope: @Naarius Thanks for the gift sub!
NonjaBiru: F
jetpixi: gg?
EldarLuin: undead dead
iris_of_ether: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: Wow are we Morra?
josh___something: HAHAHAHAAH
mtg_fanerdic: DE-DE-DE-DE-DEAD
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
e_bloc: lrrWOW F
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stream over!
Featherweight_: Justice!
Bladinus: lrrGREED
TheWanderingNomad: @GDwarf - TO be faaaaair, it was probably borrowed from their considering DND's Roots'
ButButTheJesus: WELP!
TacitusVigil: James Over.
noSmokeFire: going out with a bang
jetpixi: How do you kill that which has no life?
RandomTrivia: Welp, rocks fell and we died...
kalku__: SHIIIIIIT
Fruan: Boom!
Sarah_Serinde: Well, good stream everyone
Electrodyne: Good night everyone!
itira: great job ADAM
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrGREED
TwitchTVsFrank: gg
Raurrrrr: tqsRIP
Snowcookies: Let's just pretend
MyrddintheWizard: gg
DiabeticMaddness: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW_HF lrrCOW_HF
gawag_: time for O-two-ku JEff
kireawolf: Well GG
TheBearBee: Shut up clippy
Fealos: well, that was an appropriate ending
e_bloc: theatre of mind
Snowcookies: Hubris?
MyrddintheWizard: benginRip
mtg_fanerdic: What's our life total?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGREED
jetpixi: sergeHubris
e_bloc: Corgo2000 I enjoyed the hell out of this friends
EldarLuin: unsaving roll
couldntpickausername: we're not going to savescum, we're just gonna cheat
Electrodyne: Without consequences Adam will never learn
azkovo: welp. at least it wasn't a door this time
Lord_ZYRK: We're not going to savescum. That would be cheating. Instead I'll just type in the code for God Mode.
LordZarano: -4 Unhealth
Omthebox: Adam hasn't learned with consequences so far. Kappa
jetpixi: RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 Here are some undead but definitely dead bits
Juliamon: But really what is time?
jetpixi: that's definitely not cheating @Lord_ZYRK
TheWanderingNomad: Wait is Cerebrecule the head or our weasel?
Naarius: They were playing Canlander?
ani_laurel: Greed
couldntpickausername: I hope we revisit this after DB
RandomTrivia: I want to see this as the next PlayItForward
RandomTrivia: Especially if Paul and Beej stick around
Raincoast_Bear: Abraxa has now morphed into Ren Hoek.
TheWanderingNomad: I always forget he has a last name
RandomTrivia: Is that a cat or a small child I can hear?
Electrodyne: Steeeeeempy you eeeeeeediot
thephyrexianeggroll: I keep hearing either a cat or a baby
Lord_ZYRK: What are cats if not small children?
RealGamerCow: RandomTrivia Oh thank god it's not just me.
Ingavar_Khaos: dammit, im so late to this... i'lkl have to watch the vod
Ba_Dum_Tish: Demons cannot see..... art
TheWanderingNomad: Is
TheWanderingNomad: @Ingavar_Khaos - You won't regret it
Electrodyne: Just go collect the Ice Piece 11 more times
Lord_ZYRK: biiiig mood
LurkerSpine: Shoot, I forgot it was Adam tonight. I love these episodes
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne They must have patched that by now :D
Electrodyne: I'm on Team Big Ice Staff
jetpixi: oh my goodness part of Adam's arm tattoo is being chromakeyed
HorusFive: Ah, all is as it should be
Arclight_Dynamo: Fairy Mound was two streams, wasn't it?
Electrodyne: The other books didn't have a solid hour of exposition at the beginning
TheWanderingNomad: I think it was only the one
azkovo: That intro was A LOT though
ContingentCat: Oh can we check what going through the portal would be? or do we want to save that for another time?
mtg_fanerdic: So many more bad decisions to make
EldarLuin: A lot less illusion of choices in this one too.
RandomTrivia: If the other staff pieces are in places as detailed as the one we found there's probably several streams in this book
Omthebox: seabatCHOICE
itira: I would be interested in revisiting this book at some point
Lord_ZYRK: that warm thiccness
ContingentCat: gross
jetpixi: oh my
itira: smooooth tuuuuube
jetpixi: LUL @Lord_ZYRK
xantos69: The Schloop Tube from Nsburg.
Seth_Erickson: I've seen this One Piece episode
Arclight_Dynamo: "Turn back to the prologue and start over." Kappa
jetpixi: don't tell the book we weren't doing that already
onethousandneedles: that's uh... not how time works, but ok
RandomTrivia: There's no knowing which way they're going, and the rowers keep on rowing, etc etc
LurkerSpine: dank meat
PMAvers: Oh god did we go through a portal to hell
jetpixi: are there dank memes down here?\
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dank Thicc Meat
azkovo: mmm. meaty dankness
Electrodyne: Tzimisce was here
ContingentCat: oo cool anime skeletons
Arclight_Dynamo: "You have fallen out of your D&D adventure and into an unrelated H.R. Giger adventure."
Seth_Erickson: really painting a picture here ain't we
Lord_ZYRK: I'll wrap my ectoplasm around your bone, big boy lizgodLewd
jetpixi: it's built of you!
TheWanderingNomad: Time to build a skeleton horde!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are we on the river styx?
RandomTrivia: They're made of meat?!
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo @Lord_ZYRK
LathosTiran: Damn Adam, I love your reading voice. :)
ContingentCat: Are we at Abu Nikhar's place?
ContingentCat: *Nihar
Electrodyne: Welcome to Bony Island
Pangogie: Dice Bystanders.
EldarLuin: Point of no return
Raincoast_Bear: We're in the Endgame now.
captain_wulf: as a teacher... try 5 hours
captain_wulf: it takes a few weeks to condition the voice
Lord_ZYRK: ayyy it leaf
LathosTiran: Fetch Jacob's goop!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSip
LurkerSpine: I'm all for an audiobook narrated by these three
itira: the shrunken head is starting to sound drunk
Seth_Erickson: Fading . . . . Fading . . . . SURGING . . . . fading
PMAvers: *cues up Megalovania*
TheWanderingNomad: *Undertale intensifies*
Ba_Dum_Tish: We on the genocide path
jetpixi: a complete genocide run. everyone dies.
Electrodyne: teeth
itira: hahahaha
jetpixi: LUL
Raincoast_Bear: Well he started adventure dead.
PMAvers: We *are* the chosen undead...
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PMAvers: #dead
DigitalSeahorse: RPGEpicSword RPGStaff RPGOops
RvLeshrac: I missed it all! authLikeThis
Seth_Erickson: Dead
Arclight_Dynamo: Welp. RIP.
Raincoast_Bear: You're boned
ani_laurel: f
jetpixi: notthatRIP
noSmokeFire: the age of bone is nigh
HorusFive: mattlrBoned seabatUseless
LathosTiran: Holy Frick!!!!!!
Lord_ZYRK: tl;dr you're fuckin boned
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
ani_laurel: That's dark
Going_Medium: Are we in the Bone Zone?
onethousandneedles: "yes"
EldarLuin: Getting flashes of "The Cathedral" animated short
Armyguy0: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Diabore: "what are you going to do, kill me?" - zombie who was killed
kalku__: lol, Adam got Boned
ani_laurel: I'd love to see this again. THere's so many different paths
Sarah_Serinde: I am here for any and all Adam adventure books
monosceros: "What are they gonna do, kill me?" - Hans Eriksson, last words
DigitalSeahorse: pegaRIP katesRip feliciaChew
jetpixi: Undead hubris
RandomTrivia: I'd love to see what the portal leads to
Lord_ZYRK: No, Adam "Simpsons References Savidan" we can't just recycle content Kappa
Seth_Erickson: I want to return to the adventure with the Ninja lady
lirazel64: Seems very Dark Souls.
ContingentCat: katesLewd
e_bloc: I bet you want to go back to faeri mound
azkovo: can this just be its own show?
gawag_: this one seems like the most complete and the least bullshit. for better or worse
jetpixi: twice
itira: that was really fun
Ba_Dum_Tish: You didn't die, you became one
kalku__: That was rad
mtg_fanerdic: "Powerful Magic" is my favorite thing ever.
RandomTrivia: You failed in a very spectacular fashion
KeytarCat: "I died, but we had fun" On Adam's grave
Rhynerd: Died, got back up, died again
noSmokeFire: love these streams
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jetpixi: LUL @KeytarCat
Arclight_Dynamo: "Wouldn't it be great if you could CLICK the pictures to pick things up?!" Kappa
jetpixi: They're working together!
DeM0nFiRe: They got the glowy orb too
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Juliamon: That one's holding the flashlight crystal
gawag_: yall should check out troika. its an osr system based on fighting fantasy
Snowcookies: break and enter?
RandomTrivia: *record scratch*
LarkSachrosis: Skeletons, harvesting the new generation.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you PUSh I PULL
mtg_fanerdic: One hell of a hazing process
Seth_Erickson: does that one have a cymbal?
EldarLuin: Let us explain....
jetpixi: PIVOT
ContingentCat: it's fine we live here we just forgot our keys
Lord_ZYRK: "Alright look, you missed some SHIT"
LathosTiran: the horse is dead and they cant let the sword drop
Ba_Dum_Tish: We never found the dolphin
EldarLuin: palatir?
Electrodyne: Touch the Loc Nar
DigitalSeahorse: smixelBad skeletons!
noSmokeFire: the horse is just sleeping
drewm1022: Don't you know necromancy requires drumming?
Wrexadecimal: thanks for playing!
RandomTrivia: This was great. Thanks Adam! lrrHEART
Raincoast_Bear: katesBeans
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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RandomTrivia: And thanks Paul and Beej for providing colour commentary
mtg_fanerdic: Thanks Adam! and Beej! and Paul!
TacitusVigil: The bones of trees and the skins of Beej!
LathosTiran: SO to youtubes
JDogg2K4: LRRWorld. Got it.
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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DigitalSeahorse: tqsDerp_HF who would? Wyrmwood
Electrodyne: The stones of bees??
ani_laurel: Desert Bus stuff
Armstrong11139: Bus is coming
Snowcookies: Soon!
LathosTiran: DB DB DB DB DB
JDogg2K4: Got some Dispel dice coming in before too much longer I hope. Gonna need some sweet dice boxes
ButButTheJesus: "Look out! Its coming!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: The bus is soon!
EldarLuin: DB shirt has been released!
e_bloc: Corgo1000 thank you friends
DigitalSeahorse: Friday the 13th!
ContingentCat: ooo new wears
Seth_Erickson: sure is on it's way
TacitusVigil: I'll buy it for a high price!
Snowcookies: Buy the Fangamer shirt!
LathosTiran: Update your donor account
Anonymousless: I got my Desert Bus shirt this morning!
jetpixi: Khajit has wares
DigitalSeahorse: I've ordered mine already
dkosa: I'd like to see some of the futuristic/sci-fi FF books mixed in
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xantos69: Subbing because I love these silly streams. Thanks for the very entertaining evening!
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Sarah_Serinde: Many people have already received their shirts, and I'm jealous :P
LurkerSpine: oh man donor account updates
the__spanish__inquisition: my shirt arrived today
DeM0nFiRe: We had fun
RandomTrivia: We had a blast
Raincoast_Bear: Fun!
Sarah_Serinde: So much fun
josh___something: HI adam
datske44: yes!!!!!!
kalku__: Hi Adam
mtg_fanerdic: Yes very much!
jetpixi: hi bye lol
ani_laurel: I had tons of fun
quillilian: seabatCHOICE
DigitalSeahorse: tqsDerp_HF hai
LurkerSpine: Yeah this is awesome
eric_christian_berg: Woo!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
kalku__: That was rad
Ba_Dum_Tish: We validate you
TwitchTVsFrank: a+ stream
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally! I tried to get your attention fourteen times!
Snowcookies: We had fun
itira: Hi Adam! That was really fun!
Electrodyne: Yeah this was a good stream
gawag_: if youre having fun you have to tell me
HorusFive: BIG PHUN
jetpixi: yeah it was good
kalku__: Loved your voices
Enmity777: it was a very fun stream
Bladinus: Yes, fun was had
onethousandneedles: always
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck yes
Seth_Erickson: you should BabyRage
GhostValv: I got to make stupid jokes
ButButTheJesus: i listened while playing Baldur's Gate and I had fun
ilyusion: Yes so good i really enjoyed it
Bearudite: seabatCHOICE
eric_christian_berg: Legally binding!
ContingentCat: it's normal for chat to be ignored for Dice Friends so it's ok
mtg_fanerdic: "POWERFUL MAGIC"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our parking was validated
Fruan: We're not very interesting!
josh___something: Wait, adam is spontaneously combustible???
Lord_ZYRK: You don't have to feel bad, Adam. Twitch chat sucks lrrBEEJ
LathosTiran: Holy balls this years shirt is rad. getting multiple
x0den: i lurked but still ha a ton of fun! thanks!
kalku__: Moar Adam voice work please
captain_wulf: the aussie/cockney whater the eeff that voice was was prime
EldarLuin: jacbox!
ani_laurel: Adm's voices were hilarious
itira: Drink some tea Adam!
Korolan: I got my DB shirt today!
Seth_Erickson: Visage full release after desert bus 👀 can't wait
ContingentCat: ooo jackbox!
Seth_Erickson: well full playthrough I mean
jetpixi: like @itira said, get some chamomile!
ButButTheJesus: desert buuuusssssss!
RandomTrivia: B U S
EldarLuin: Bus is coming!!!
Ba_Dum_Tish: The bus will have come
mtg_fanerdic: BUS BUS BUS
Raincoast_Bear: Dessert Bus?
ContingentCat: !bus
Sarah_Serinde: I am so ready
DeM0nFiRe: 🌵 🚌
RandomTrivia: The Bus is here
DigitalSeahorse: time for a soothing honey tea PrideLGBTea
Pteraspidomorphi: Do you have your legos?
IgnisDeus: Bus is Coming!!
Ba_Dum_Tish: And I will miss it for prerelease
Snowcookies: Yay
eric_christian_berg: Took a week off work. :)
itira: the bus is coming!
erased_citizen: Yea! Got my DB shirt today too! It’s great
Snowcookies: I'm ready to VST while trying to complete 3 projects
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I got my DB shirt today as well
e_bloc: toot toot
ButButTheJesus: Train sex?
EldarLuin: Stock up!!!!
HorusFive: Kick bus and chew bubblegum
Raincoast_Bear: lrrAWESOME PJSugar NomNom Dessert Bus
eric_christian_berg: Stock up on nacho stuff.
dkosa: Friday night desert bus draft
RandomTrivia: Everyone will have to rotate their own cushions
jetpixi: no per diem, eh? lol
DigitalSeahorse: hope everyone did their shopping :P
itira: Either way it will be super fun to watch
kalira77: !quote 3384
LRRbot: Quote #3384: "Let's lrrEFF some trains!" —Beej [2016-09-09]
Seth_Erickson: how could we really?
hmwd138: What time will Desert Bus start?
Raincoast_Bear: Zeebats
Ba_Dum_Tish: Will you be streaming during the bus?
Seth_Erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben Ulmer: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Jeremy White: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge: | Wheeler:
Sarah_Serinde: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 13 Nov 10:00 AM PST (3d, 13:59 from now)
e_bloc: and you should follow Seabats
kuriboLXIX: Adams great!
Sarah_Serinde: You can also see the start time for DB and other info at
LurkerSpine: Editor-san Adam Savidan
itira: Yes very good job Adam. with the voices and everything
hmwd138: Adam is leaving LRR or is he just talking about desert bus happening making him not have to do lrr stuff?
Snowcookies: lrrAWESOME_TK
erased_citizen: lrrHEART Adam, beej, and Paul!
Lord_ZYRK: hmwd138 the latter
Snowcookies: hmwd138: Adam doesn't take part in DB
hmwd138: @Snowcookies Ah
HorusFive: RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 Bits before the BUS
Going_Medium: OK. Shirt ordered :)
Bearudite: "that's me" is Copyrighted by TheBlueCosmonaut
LurkerSpine: 84 months?!? that's 7 years. jfc
Capt_clown: Got my shirt today. It's amazing!!!
captain_wulf: feather that hair Beej!
Lord_ZYRK: Long hair gang long hair gang
Raincoast_Bear: Beej doing his best Boris Johnson KPOPvictory
Korolan: I got mine today!
Going_Medium: Full disclosure, I spent some time looking for dessert bus.
aussz: oh, look!
Snowcookies: lol
PharaohBender27: katesLol
itira: Adam i thought you were going for the rat tail again?
Lord_ZYRK: The reverse rat tail
RandomTrivia: 3and4fifths sergeJustRight
thrythlind is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 36 in the channel!
thrythlind gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pal_Friendpatine!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gift, thrythlind! Welcome to Pal_Friendpatine! (Today's storm count: 52)
itira: yessss
RomanGoro: You had a Lance Storm rat tail????
Lord_ZYRK: "almost" sounds like you weren't trying hard enough
captain_wulf: Beej just called me pixelated... you know what that means ;)
aussz: young Anakin
Raincoast_Bear: Hey Jude!
Snowcookies: nananana?
DigitalSeahorse: smixelSideeye smixelWhat
Lord_ZYRK: Channeling your inner Cake there, Beej
DigitalSeahorse: smixelCon lrrADAM lrrBEEJ lrrPAUL smixelTent
Raincoast_Bear: I thought James was the Final Villian?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
Nigouki: thanks for the awesome stream!
Electrodyne: Good night, let's do this again soon
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream, lrrADAM , lrrPAUL , and lrrBEEEJ ! lrrHEART
itira: moar!
Raincoast_Bear: lrrBEEEJ lrrADAM lrrPAUL
DeM0nFiRe: "there's a lot of text in this thing" kind of describes every book, but ok
RandomTrivia: This was great, we must have more! lrrHEART
Pal_Friendpatine: wattsPOG wattsHEART thank you @thrythlind !!
DigitalSeahorse: James_FinalVillian_Final.jpg
Capt_clown: 👏👏👏👏
Lord_ZYRK: Get the From Rewatch bois to guest on that one lrrBEEJ
aussz: Is this just about tricking Adam into learning how to read?
onethousandneedles: better get G and Wiggins to guest for that one
TacitusVigil: Glames. John Glames.
Going_Medium: Always down for these. Having 2 table friends worked really well. Thanks for a fun stream.
Raincoast_Bear: Allen Varney is rarely serious.
thrythlind: @LoadingReadyRun there's a Choose your own adventure that's playing a sidekick to Indiana Jones and investigating Dracula
BrindleBoar: you want it to be a three-way conversation between yourself and a shrunken head and yourself
LurkerSpine: and a shrunken head
DigitalSeahorse: smixelLick
jetpixi: night@!
Questhere: byeeee
Electrodyne: lemon water
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Now kiss!
thrythlind: bye!
itira: Have a great night everyone! mmbyeee
Snowcookies: Bye
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidLove lucidLove
ButButTheJesus: Byeeeeee!
MyrddintheWizard: Good night everyone
Snowcookies: Good night knight
RandomTrivia: Good night everyone, have a good one
Electrodyne: Time for Paul to say something funny
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: now to watch The Secret (Dare to Dream) and have some more laughs
RandomTrivia: @Electrodyne Nah, he saves that for CtS
Electrodyne: Poo
RandomTrivia: Although I may be proven wrong
GreayStone: G'Night
Electrodyne: Paul where u at
TehAmelie: that's a real thing. they made a real movie of the terrible self-help book
Electrodyne: Bonus points if it's a Walken impersonation
TehAmelie: thanks Lady Hosk for sharing
Electrodyne: lrrGOAT_SG
TehAmelie: by the way chat, what's your personalized t-shirt?
TehAmelie: mine's "Dance with your Draconian Illuminati Overlord Witches (?) and Remember you Will Die"
Electrodyne: nice
Electrodyne: Good night all, it's time to go sew some leather and listen to Rewatch
TehAmelie: sounds fun
Earthenone: worship satan and try astral projection, sounds like a solid evening plan
DeM0nFiRe: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
DeM0nFiRe: Whether that is good or bad advice depends entirely on who "him" is