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RandomTrivia: That intro is so damn good
Raiz0k: Oh that's a great one Cori!
ContingentCat: Hi Cori
KV1NN4: eeeee Yon & Mu!
MeLikeSmallMatters: yoooooo Cori and Cam!
ContingentCat: oh? what did you learn about cats?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh, well, 12786 places now
ArrestedHouse: lionTomo lionDongers hcjBatcat
Raiz0k: That is a great book about cats. And just about cats. With no subtext whatsoever.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: here 4 it
MeLikeSmallMatters: Happy cat day!
Raiz0k: Especially none creator-related.
Raiz0k: Does it have the meh-mes?
xerjen: Hei, it's a washing a dishes minigame
Raiz0k: So a "Western" Shenmue?
djalternative: Why does Cori have an angelic glow today
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unarmedoracle: unarmeGameplay
ContingentCat: yes?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, my day to day narrative life does include doing a lot of different yet equally repetitive and boring tasks, so...
xerjen: And the Do your math homework minigame...
MeLikeSmallMatters: cori has a couch
ContingentCat: volume's good for now
The_Quiet_Alestain: The volume sounds good so far.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you tried
MeLikeSmallMatters: Yea, audio is actually quite alright
Raiz0k: @djalternative : how dare you imply that at any moment she does not have it.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this a metaphorical devil and daughter or is there actual supernatural happening here
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Zafariman: Let's lawn some bowls.
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MeLikeSmallMatters: bag of potatoes and a crying child, the title of my autobiography
lirazel64: She's probably fine?
Raiz0k: Ah, so this second (or third?) episode for this.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow thta stache. such crisp definition.
RebekahWSD: I thought this started at 5, but my math was...wrong
ContingentCat: oh we've got a gamer here
PixelArtDragon: She's actively gaming
MeLikeSmallMatters: not any old Balls
jacobc131: I didn't study for the green test!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well it's clearly not *lawn* bowling if it's indoors now is it Sherlock
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Raiz0k: Oh that's a nice cocaine-induced face glaze.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "let me just get dressed and take some cocaine and I'll bowl the shit out of those balls"
PixelArtDragon: That's an oddly specific club
InkyGhoast: Holmes is on approximately SO MUCH opium
MeLikeSmallMatters: mystery done
kalku__: oh yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow you can pick your disguises? that's fantastic
wench_tacular: so many excellent options
kalku__: that's the one
iris_of_ether: That is A CHOICE
RandomTrivia: Will Cori ever not make Ian in this game?
kalku__: very Ian energy
Raiz0k: @InkyGhoast : I think the technical term is "ALL THE".
MeLikeSmallMatters: they'll never see you coming, metal gear
e_bloc: Corgo300 Ian's great grandfather
e_bloc: Sherlock Horner
MeLikeSmallMatters: tell the to fork off
PixelArtDragon: Submit a pull request to the fork
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this guy managed to damage your fork AND your wardrobe. Rude.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean that is where it goes
kalku__: oh yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the invitation said you needed to dress up fancy I believe
Raiz0k: @PixelArtDragon : ahctually, the for is the pull request, isn't it?
PixelArtDragon: I mean, the hole is already there, might as well make that the new place it's stored
MeLikeSmallMatters: I mean you put the same clothes on you were already wearing?
wench_tacular: why is brain indeed
kalku__: every one ask why is brain, no one ask HOW is brain
InkyGhoast: why is brain?
ContingentCat: Everyone asks why is brain, nobody asks how is brain
noSmokeFire: Imagination: useful in limited situations. oof.
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
PixelArtDragon: But why can brain
Raiz0k: Brain unneeded, return to monke.
noSmokeFire: try the konami code
MeLikeSmallMatters: Xbox, Bing
kalku__: Maybe it won't let you until you dress right
PixelArtDragon: Wow, these graphics are very selectively PBRed
ContingentCat: maybe try calling Watson with pspspsp sounds
MeLikeSmallMatters: you better dress for the bowls
RandomTrivia: Gameplay, you say?
cdutson: Wait are you Piloting Jacob Burgess in disguise?
wench_tacular: don't give in to him
noSmokeFire: I resent that watson won't let us go clubbing in a bathrobe
corefluxx: Cheer100
kalku__: Jacob Burgess in disguise as Ian Horner
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's probably all the opium
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MeLikeSmallMatters: sportswear probably
RandomTrivia: That is quite impressive. Protagonist armour is very effective
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think we should play this like that is in fact Jacob Burgess on a particularly weird Panalysts hypothetical
PixelArtDragon: There you go! Solved the case!
MeLikeSmallMatters: disguise ruined!
noSmokeFire: noted jock sherlock holme
cdutson: so this guy's evil huh?
PixelArtDragon: Yum
ContingentCat: yup that's how it tends to be said
xerjen: A mayan quiche might not taste anymore
cdutson: just right out the gate, cold shot he's the bad guy
xantos69: !uptime
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MeLikeSmallMatters: quiche pie are you talking about?
johkmil: Now I want a quiche.
wynternyghtynggale: Quiche . tv
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think K'iche is the modern spelling
PixelArtDragon: Queequay
cdutson: Yeah try saying Quay whilst on a train in London, England.
cdutson: that was fun
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I KNOW RIGHT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: HOW THE HELL DOES SOMEONE COME UP WITH THAT IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE
MeLikeSmallMatters: just know stuff, who needs rules, where we're going we don't need rules, only rulers
djalternative: same with spanish for some reason
floki4242: through a lot of iterations of different language
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "hey what if rocks were ladies" "what that rock that looks like a lady?" "no. ALL ROCKS."
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djalternative: yes. a chare is totally female
The_Quiet_Alestain: and germam
johkmil: At least French has an official board of old men who decide what language is correct.
walkeroftales: hahahahahah OH NO
walkeroftales: this part HONKS
xerjen: Only two genders? Please, that's for beginners...
Rhilenova: My grandmother was recovering in a nursing home, and the lady reading the menu couldn't read the cursive writing. She pronounced Quiche "Two-wiches"
walkeroftales: I nearly stopped playing during this section
derritter42: It is pronounced as they say it
cdutson: foreshadowing!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what REALLY burns me is Latin, because Latin actually HAS a neuter gender BUT NOT ALL OBJECTS USE IT. gcuofcBWT gcuofcBWT gcuofcBWT
cdutson: THE FINAL GAME.
RandomTrivia: Yep, we WiiSports now
derritter42: Quiché
TheMerricat: in your hand
e_bloc: hell yeah bowls minigame
MeLikeSmallMatters: yes
gibbousm: you're setting the marker
cdutson: wait is this just petank?
cdutson: you are yes
PixelArtDragon: Wait, this is bocce
johkmil: My dialect of Norwegian has dropped the feminine nouns, so we only have masculine and neutral nouns, as God intended.
cdutson: bocce, petank, etc
derritter42: It is not a french QUiche, which is a pastry
MeLikeSmallMatters: it is like petanque
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah lawn bowling, petanque, and bocce are all variants on the same game
Raiz0k: Oh yeah, it's definitely Western Shemnue™.
cdutson: petanque* thank you for the correction
walkeroftales: god this game... so many GARBAGE minigames, but such a solid core....
MeLikeSmallMatters: think of it like lawn curling
kalku__: good start
noSmokeFire: @Raiz0k can't wait for holmes to disguise himself as a forklift operator
cdutson: oh okay this is just lawn bowling, okay
floki4242: the AI approves you did good
The_Quiet_Alestain: riveting...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I wonder if this is supposed to emphasize the idea of Holmes as a polymath
kalku__: how did they make it to the finals!
cdutson: that was actually a very good throw
Angnor33: Lawn bowling can be fun.
xerjen: Oh god, how many rounds are there?
gibbousm: dat squat
cdutson: how many rounds is this
Raiz0k: @noSmokeFire : xD. I'm personally holding out for the pebble peg-drop minigame.
InkyGhoast: there's a curling club here in dc and after the now times i kinda want to check it ou
SerGarretCameron: croak a No
quentastic: The previous game had all the interesting bits of this game without all the minigames and more of a Poirot, or Jeremy Brett Sherlock, atmosphere
kalku__: that thicc Sherlck model
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what about a dude named Stephen who is very particular about the "ph"
cdutson: yep
RandomTrivia: But if a player has multiple balls closer than the closest of the opponent, they score for each
noSmokeFire: sudden incandescence
TheMerricat: SingsNote "Here comes the sun..." SingsNote
johkmil: Holmes is clearly the heel here.
PixelArtDragon: You get points for the number of balls you have closer than your opponent's closest
walkeroftales: do holmes got the booty? He DOOOO
Raiz0k: Well Cam, any professional sportsperson knows that you wiggle from the feet.
cdutson: best of 7!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm starting to think this minigame is an excuse to stare at Sherlock ass for a while
noSmokeFire: first to 100
RandomTrivia: 21 probably
MeLikeSmallMatters: we usually play petanque to 11
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yaYEET
Yakkie221B: Ahh good ol' Shamrock Hams
Zaraka00: my family just always played until we got bored
Ominouslyominous: Trying to get a good idea of what this game is about in the ten minutes I have to stop in is not going to give me the information I thought, it seems.
TheMerricat: looks like three rounds in total.
djalternative: oh. that's going to be a hard position to hit
RandomTrivia: You aim to curve inwards
MeLikeSmallMatters: hashtag winning
cdutson: throw too hard, and you don't get as much curve
Raiz0k: I'm getting intense Bioshock: Infinite pre Raffle Scene vibes, is this how the entire previous episode was like?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm starting to think I'd get to actual Europa faster than I'm going to get through the Destiny queue.
cdutson: oof.
kalku__: close!
InkyGhoast: close though
TheMerricat: "The goal of Boules is to start by throwing the white ball out onto the lawn. When you throw, press once to start up the power meter, then press again when the meter is around the middle to throw it out onto the lawn. You will have 4 Red Balls and your opponent will have 4 Brown Balls. You will want to throw the Red Balls in the same manner (making sure to throw at half power/middle strength and aim the curved marker at the white ball.
InkyGhoast: less gas
noSmokeFire: are they booing us or this guy?
johkmil: The previous episode was mostly the most dangerous game
RandomTrivia: Not quite Raiz0k, we also got to play Metal Gear as a young boy and a dog in some kind of animal sim
cdutson: you got sharked
noSmokeFire: is this guy a bowling shark??
PixelArtDragon: You can aim for your opponent's balls
Solid_Fuel: remote controlled natobots inside that 'stone'?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nOO
RandomTrivia: Oh no the self-goozle!
TheMerricat: "After you throw one, it will be your opponents turn and you continue back and forth until you both throw all 4. You get more points based on how many of your balls were closer to the white ball than your opponents. After the round you will have to play 2 more rounds to finish the tournament,"
xantos69: whoops
djalternative: yeah. this is just bacci ball
wench_tacular: like that, but not
InkyGhoast: cori you fool!
cdutson: no not like that
Karmegeddon: do you not have boules in canada? I wouldve figured the number of french there would make it popular
MeLikeSmallMatters: Nice guard he put in there
Raiz0k: @RandomTrivia : wow, I anticipated it from the starting banter, but this game is really.... something.
Yakkie221B: Alternate win condition: Incapacitate
cdutson: last man standing
noSmokeFire: bowling to the death
ekimekim: you could try to drive - to do a straight, powerful shot to knock their balls away
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you win by having the highest score or being the last person standing at the end of the round"
Yakkie221B: Straight up KO a dude, still has to be underhand thi
Yakkie221B: tho*
johkmil: They are half a continent away from the french, to be fair.
MeLikeSmallMatters: his two were closer than coris one
Mollylele: is this a Wii Sports
cdutson: he has more closer than your closest one
trilemma85: This is curling scoring.
wench_tacular: how dare
djalternative: okay. much easier position to hit
PixelArtDragon: It's best to go second
noSmokeFire: does holmes just die of shame here if you lose
cdutson: put some stank on it
CaptainSpam: So it IS just curling, except that the target varies depending on the location of the white ball.
Raiz0k: The World Is Big strikes agai.
johkmil: France has a long border with Brazil, after all.
cdutson: good power, more curve
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I have like vague ancestral memories of bocce but mostly we had to learn about petanque in french class
kalku__: that strength, little to the right
consolecowboy88: why is Holmes playing bochi ball?
xerjen: Throwing things at other things
beriit: ah yes the famous mystery of the curling game
TheMerricat: To win. @consolecowboy88 To win.
InkyGhoast: you gotta go more right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "throw objects at a target and see who gets closest" is a pretty fundamental human game
MeLikeSmallMatters: enough humans with enough balls
Karmegeddon: its usually played on a beach tbf, not usually rolled
DylPage: Ah yes, the Yeet/Kobe.
Karmegeddon: major beach game
Mollylele: buckets
Mollylele: the king's game
Solid_Fuel: is ice skates inevitable?
RandomTrivia: Oooh, nice
TheMerricat: I have a feeling Cori will be redoing this minigame, I'm not sure it lets you continue if you lose..
CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho.
noSmokeFire: uwu?
beriit: nice
trilemma85: Good shot.
RandomTrivia: Hi Molly! lrrHEART
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh shit you got a golf clap
wench_tacular: robbed
Ominouslyominous: My grad school cohort is obsessed with a cylindrical version of something like this called Kubb.
ContingentCat: wow rude
RaklarLS: what weird petanque is this?
PixelArtDragon: How dare he use physics! Our one weakness!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's lawn bowling. english petanque
MeLikeSmallMatters: it was almost good
CaptainSpam: You're off the case, Holmes!
MeLikeSmallMatters: petanque here it's lovely
chasm_of_chaos: I stopped by to see what mystery the great Sherlock was salving. instead I got sucked into lawnbowling
noSmokeFire: this is a weird variant of etruscan death bowling
TheMerricat: I remember Lawn DARTS.....
RebekahWSD: A flat bread!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the universal urge to see a small body of water and throw a rock into it
Raiz0k: So.... stew?
Mollylele: wait wait wait wait wait wait. THAT'S Holmes??
ContingentCat: and stuff surrounded by carbs
MeLikeSmallMatters: food in bread
noSmokeFire: dumplings are pretty universal
djalternative: I've 100% played this exact game before just with a different name
Nigouki: there's a lawn bowling club alone one of my exercise routes, right next to a lovely park/cemetery
Ominouslyominous: Yeah, I just think it's interesting how many variations of throwing shapes near shapes there are.
enkiraven: Swedish meatballs - the universal food
RandomTrivia: That was another fun minigame
PixelArtDragon: Swedish meatballs, according to Babylon 5
wynternyghtynggale: lawn bowling is mens version of croquet
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the mystery of how to whoop this guy's ass at lown bowling
walkeroftales: @Mollylele they changed his appearance with the disguise options
PhilanthropyLich: Most cultures seem to have a dish involving putting a lot of ingredients into a pot for several hours
wench_tacular: time to put back on our bathrobe and call it a day
RandomTrivia: Where I live there are like 5 bowling greens within a 15 minute drive
TheMerricat: @Mollylele we get to play dress-up barbie with Holmes... the predictable happened.
johkmil: Sherlock Jacob Burgess Holmes, on new adventures!
RaklarLS: ocal sweet bread that is equal to all the local breads but shaped differently
Karmegeddon: i think mostly mix-of-everything meal is universal.. We have coddle, and canada has poutine
RaklarLS: local*
MeLikeSmallMatters: but daddy, I want it naaaaaaoooo
Raiz0k: @noSmokeFire : they are actually,, it's fascinating how many cultures have developed "put stuff in dough and boil it".
johkmil: Now I want lapskaus.
ninja_theory_ashrams: I like the spinoff "Sherlock Holmes: Extreme Beach Volleyball"
Karmegeddon: its such a shame britain never developed the concept of food
noSmokeFire: scarred left wrist
MeLikeSmallMatters: her other wrist
Solid_Fuel: wrist
RaklarLS: it kinda looked like that cthulhu pentagram thing
Raiz0k: The other thing that comes to my mind, but more Indo-European than universal is "three female deities in charge of time".
RandomTrivia: @Karmegeddon We never had to. We just borrowed it from everywhere we colonised
wench_tacular: ring finger?
Mollylele: hands?
noSmokeFire: shoes?
Karmegeddon: "Borrowed"
Pteraspidomorphi: Then who is love
RaklarLS: wow, that's a really complicated dress thing. buttons over buttons
Pteraspidomorphi: The plot thickens
noSmokeFire: this child has the head of an adult woman
RandomTrivia: I would argue that we didn't outright "steal" it because those places still have that food
trilemma85: Maybe she just took off her ring for a couple of rounds of bare knuckle boxing, as you do.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Raiz0k: Wait, was the rolleye intentional for the kid?
Mollylele: BLAME PIANO MUSIC
ninja_theory_ashrams: Before Zippers, all buttons
wench_tacular: blame it for what??
Nigouki: BLAME PIANO MUSC
xerjen: The illusion of choice!
ArrestedHouse: "blame piano music"
Questhere: the illusion of choice
wynternyghtynggale: blame piano !
noSmokeFire: "piano music killed my father"
RandomTrivia: The ILLUSION of choise
johkmil: But thou must!
gibbousm: blame piano
Yakkie221B: Darn that piano music >: (
Raiz0k: The music is eviiiiil!
HungryCavalier: seabatCHOICE
Nigouki: i don't know what piano music did, but i'm on board here
beriit: oh no, not the music again
MeLikeSmallMatters: stupid piano music, never did anyone good
djalternative: IT'S THE MUSIC'S FAULT
xantos69: cheer50 every culture on earth has developed the "hot pocket". Meat seasoned with local spices, surrounded by bread and heated. Burritos, perogies, dumplings, samosas, calzones, pelmeni, dim sum...the list goes on.
RaklarLS: no.., NO, no?
johkmil: Blame it on the boogie!
Yakkie221B: Ooh it's messy!
djalternative: wait. which room does your daughter live in?
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Dish_KP: and then sherlock's daughter murdered him, BLAMED PIANO MUSIC
TheMerricat: As a reminder to new viewers, the 'daughter' is adopted from the previous game, she's actually Moriarty's daughter but we've already 'killed' him....
Mollylele: how did he go from Jacob Burgess to Jon Hamm with one disguise
xerjen: It was the piano!
RandomTrivia: Oh Lestrade, correlation doesn't equal causation!
Karmegeddon: i too love to give out crime details to random members of the public
Mollylele: he's so shiny. they're such shiny boys
johkmil: Clearly, Holmes is the murderer.
Angnor33: Oooh. Are we going to meet Tarzan?
djalternative: they made a calander out of eggs?!?!
TheMerricat: "I hate you so much but... take a look for yourself!"
Karmegeddon: the calender was the murderer. The victims time was up.
Angnor33: Looks like acute anemia
wench_tacular: topical
Dish_KP: anyone ever seen a statue where the weapon is a separate item than the statue? is that normal?
Yakkie221B: OOh, I don't suppose he's just sleeping then
derritter42: Quiché as in the Mayan people
floki4242: it's quite obvious someone thought he was a vampire
Karmegeddon: how do they determine the time of death in cases where the victim doesnt immediately smash their watch
TheMerricat: interesting the spear went through from the back if they were fighting.
Solid_Fuel: was taht money?
Mollylele: did you just try to unzip his pants
Easilycrazyhat: @Karmegeddon Completely undeterminable.
Dish_KP: thrown hard like a statue would
djalternative: early bank notes look so odd compared to modern money
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Mollylele: murderer
ninja_theory_ashrams: how did he recognize us?
TheMerricat: modern money looks odd compared to money....
TheMerricat: all plastic and no metal
SachielOne: The murdered wanted to know when the mana cycle was going to flip over!
djalternative: @ninja_theory_ashrams we're in the tournament. we were here yesterday
wench_tacular: judgemental much
RandomTrivia: Holmes is a judgy bastard, isn't he?
ninja_theory_ashrams: @djalternative but were we not in disguise? Kappa
Neddy471: @SachielOne RIP Earthdawn.
Mollylele: get right in there & smell him
ContingentCat: laundry day
Yakkie221B: Yellingham
Yakkie221B: God that's good
Raiz0k: That's a crown with oak leaves.
RaklarLS: order of leafy crowns
Raincoast_Bear: I think it might be the Royal Oak which is a Jacobite symbol.
Yakkie221B: Is the statue made of metal?
Raiz0k: Usually the leaves signify either a higher rank, or seniority, or something to that effect IIRC.
RandomTrivia: Excuse me while I go to my friend the copper...
Raiz0k: @Raincoast_Bear : oooh, nice point.
MortifiedPenguins: lestrade, buddy, gimme a warrent
ninja_theory_ashrams: probably has value to the country it was stolen... err... recovered from
Raiz0k: Anyway, I'm already missing the previous game with and its unapologetic cannibals.
Easilycrazyhat: Cori has ESPN
Raincoast_Bear: Arrest that tree!
Raiz0k: "Brahnch", Cori!
noSmokeFire: activate batman mode
TheMerricat: the statue was a man in armor!
Karmegeddon: Cori doesnt strike me as the sports time tbh
wynternyghtynggale: no that's an anime
Karmegeddon: tho i hear good things about the ocho
johkmil: The calendar is worthless, just like all the mummies that were shipped to Britain, ground to powder and used for medicine or fertiliser.
Raincoast_Bear: Oh I bet Coru likes a 'bit of sport.
Neddy471: Batman copies Holmes copies Batman. It's the darkest nocturnalist ouroborous.
Raincoast_Bear: Greystoke? Is this a Tarzan crossover?
Matthew_MTG: could be
PixelArtDragon: Are we allowed to say our guesses?
RandomTrivia: Consummate professional
Karmegeddon: Does really nobody consider there was a dude dressed as a statue
niccus: no, that's why the scheme still works in watch_dogs
ArrestedHouse: good detective work lestrade
TheMerricat: Does anyone ever think, reading Sherlock Holmes stuff, that maybe Sherlock isn't really a super genius, it's just that Scotland Yard Detectives are bungling fools?
Easilycrazyhat: Clearly the statue did it.
Matthew_MTG: obviously
ContingentCat: yup case closed
RandomTrivia: So it's a Mayan Statue Trojan Horse?
johkmil: @karmegeddon Impossible! Dudes can’t dress as statues here — this is a respectable establishment!
niccus: that's a pretty accurate spear throw
Raiz0k: @RandomTrivia : the stress is on the "CONSUMMATE" apparently.
RandomTrivia: lo
RandomTrivia: *lol
PixelArtDragon: It was clearly done by someone with a good throwing arm...
Matthew_MTG: statue thicc
djalternative: how did the statue go to the bathroom if it was there for nearly an entire day?
Neddy471: @TheMerricat Well, Doyle realized you can't write a "genius" who's smarter than you... so the people he's smarter than have to be considerably dumber than Doyle... and Doyle believed in fairies.
Mollylele: go arrest that statue now
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Matthew_MTG: go get 'em
Easilycrazyhat: @djalternative Statues don't have bladders, duh
TheMerricat: lol @Neddy471 but only after he gave up on rationalism and Holmes himself.
Raiz0k: @Easilycrazyhat : that's why you have so many of the "crying".
Raiz0k: *them
Easilycrazyhat: Ew XD
Zalthia: Is this the game with Creepy Watson?
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TheMerricat: @Zalthia same series but not the same game
johkmil: Creepy Watson is earlier in the series
Zalthia: awwww
Yakkie221B: I love his hat
Matthew_MTG: storm count is 16 guys
Matthew_MTG: almost able to grapeshot
Raincoast_Bear: Surely Mycroft Holmes himself is the nerve centre of the British Empire.
RandomTrivia: uh oh
RebekahWSD: O_o
howdoipunch: game carshed
djalternative: raiding the evidence room for all of the sweet drugs?
CaptainSpam: WELP
Easilycrazyhat: uh oh
TheMerricat: you broke the LAW
floki4242: you broke the game by breaking the law
johkmil: Watch and Play!
Yakkie221B: Viddy Gam
iris_of_ether: D:
wench_tacular: shouldn't have gone in there so
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Raiz0k: @Easilycrazyhat : as much as I laugh, IIRC there was at least one "wonder" of a lacrimonious statue that turned out to be plumbing runoff.
Zandivya: breakin the game, breakin the game
SachielOne: That'll teach you not to break the law!
Neddy471: @TheMerricat Meh, Doyles was fascinated with spiritualism throughout his life, he founded a psychic research center in 1889 (That's the same year as "The Sign of Four" being published)
ContingentCat: game pls
wench_tacular: still dead then
Raincoast_Bear: Holmes walks like me when my arthritis is acting up.
Mollylele: blegh!
Zalthia: body
Matthew_MTG: flop
Easilycrazyhat: @Raiz0k I remember hearing about that! It was hyped up as a miracle and the plumber was just like, "Uh...guys?"
Raiz0k: Cori giving out hardcore Diablo Butcher vies.
Zalthia: wow. Death by spear.
noSmokeFire: he got the lara croft treatment
SachielOne: Content warning....
wench_tacular: chiseled
Yakkie221B: K
Matthew_MTG: me neither cam
Raiz0k: @Easilycrazyhat : yeah, probably the same on, with of course different version hyping up the incredulity aspect.
Raincoast_Bear: I will hear no bad words about Lara Croft.
niccus: he's not even a Mycroft
Mollylele: they supposed to taper to a nip. nary another taper.
PixelArtDragon: Gotta smooth those normals
Yakkie221B: "What's bubbling?" is a fantastic question to hear asked in a morgue
Raiz0k: Also, Cori, I hate to break it to out to you, but unconscious bodies do flop like that...
xerjen: As long as the pictures are the only thing that you found in the AirBnB
johkmil: The empty test tubes, boiling away on the shelf
Neddy471: Cori, did they have a room which was called "TOTALLY NOT A MURDER-DUNGEON"?
Yakkie221B: Is Watson one of those action figures that has like one catchphrase on a pullstring
johkmil: “I was in an AirBnB with a corpse just like that one!”
Matthew_MTG: lol
Neddy471: @johkmil But the corpse was too floppy, I prefer my corpses rigor-mortis and pre-decomposed. Two stars.
wench_tacular: yoink
Matthew_MTG: same neddy
Raiz0k: Ah, the spear of Killinus.
howdoipunch: "Don't mind me coppers, just gonna eat some of this evidence."
Yakkie221B: Sherlock Holmes, actual theif
wench_tacular: hulk smash
Yakkie221B: thief*
xerjen: Here comes the translate Mayan symbols minigame?
Matthew_MTG: though the man boobs make it a 2.5 for me
johkmil: Let’s see if we can translate the glyphs: “sheep” “wool” “hand” “wash” “only”
noSmokeFire: holmes is canonically FREAKISHLY strong
Neddy471: @Matthew_MTG That's fair, it's hard to find a corpse with good quality man-boobs, especially in this "obesity epidemic" day and age.
xerjen: Number 10
TheMerricat: 10
LordZarano: Is the first one lrrSPOOP ?
Raiz0k: :D
InkyGhoast: 8
Raiz0k: Return to ~monke~ wombe.
johkmil: My hovercraft is full of eels
howdoipunch: I thought that one of them said "sweat bath tuna" and had a violent reaction
Neddy471: @johkmil If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
xerjen: No 4 top right
Lord_Hosk: Don't even worry about it
noSmokeFire: where else do you keep ears
howdoipunch: It's like an earflare
PixelArtDragon: @Neddy471 You come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Matthew_MTG: where else do you keep your severed ears
ArrestedHouse: i do like the one that was sad man giving thumbs up
Neddy471: @PixelArtDragon You GREAT pouf!'
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Earspools are those huge fleshtunnel piercings in the ear lobe
Neddy471: @PixelArtDragon Or, more appropriately: "Drop your panties now Sir William, I cannot wait 'till lunch time!"
gainsofcastamere: apparently an earspool is another term for a plug earring, interesting.
Raiz0k: "nobody" "crowd" on the same paraglyph, totally unambiguous language design !
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RandomTrivia: Raiz0k so flammable and inflammable then?
Raincoast_Bear: The meanings of Mayan glyphs were actually "lost" in the colonial era and not re-codified until the 1950s.
Raiz0k: @RandomTrivia : or decimate and decimate.
TheMerricat: 2 probably should be "to be"
RandomTrivia: :D
Raiz0k: :)
ninja_theory_ashrams: only God to have mercy?
noSmokeFire: anyone who disturbs the sacred temple will be cursed
PixelArtDragon: @Neddy471 I am no longer infected!
iris_of_ether: to disturb?
Neddy471: @PixelArtDragon My nipples explode with delight!
TheMerricat: cursed to be anyone to disturbed scared home to meet death risen status
InkyGhoast: ah yes we're victorian englanders gotta have not-pharaoh's curse
quentastic: "to be" instead of "to exist"?
johkmil: Cursed be anyone disturb sacred temple?
Zaraka00: risen instead of sealed?
Yakkie221B: Is Holmes gonna fight a statue?
Yakkie221B: I'm here for that
PixelArtDragon: Need a search warrant? We're not going to just break in like normal?
DanielJGrouse: muscle touch during the break
RandomTrivia: @PixelArtDragon We don't break into places. We have kids to do that for us
johkmil: It’s almost midnight — can’t be moving around at this hour
Raiz0k: Oh, that's weak, especially given the nonlinear tense-wise translation between disparate languages :/.
johkmil: It could be clearer that the translation is supposed to just be the key words
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djalternative: didn't realize that had time in it.
LordZarano: The bot knows all.
djalternative: !query what is love
KeytarCat: wish I didn't need a resume...
quentastic: Mycroft was in the previous game
KeytarCat: phrenology, really?
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RandomTrivia: Don't you just love accurately labeled diagrams?
PixelArtDragon: Um.
RandomTrivia: That went well
PixelArtDragon: "Shapes of noses" has definitely never gone wrong, ever.
Juliamon: How do you spill wine THAT far from your mouth
kumatsu: Dynamic camera angles!
RandomTrivia: With great skilll
Easilycrazyhat: @Juliamon He wanted to know what the wine sounded like.
Easilycrazyhat: It was whispering eldritch secrets
RaklarLS: Lil nose, medium nose, big nose, SCHNOZZ
Raincoast_Bear: Going Clubbing with Sherlock Holmes.
consolecowboy88: why the heck do these people have herpes?
djalternative: the club can't even handle me right now
consolecowboy88: or at least that one mustache guy
Rentok: If you're going clubbing, Watson should absolutely go with, shouldn't he?
Karmegeddon: Do you like the club? More of a spear man myself
noSmokeFire: how DARE you try to solve this murder
PixelArtDragon: Time to Jamrock Shuffle this
ContingentCat: Hey chat am I wrong in being very confused why the korean fried chicken place gives out chopsticks with orders?
howdoipunch: Can't have a door open without someone protesting
Rentok: Well, at least all you had to do was *say* you have a warrant.
Raincoast_Bear: Active Clue-o-Vision!
RandomTrivia: Such poor timekeeping
PixelArtDragon: Wait, this isn't Skyrim, we can't just jack everything here
Rentok: The Late Mr. Holmes' Collection
RandomTrivia: Yes!!!
wench_tacular: flawless game
Raincoast_Bear: That's the second biggest globe I've ever seen...
Lord_ZYRK: spin it to win it BAYBEEE
SachielOne: They tend to fly off when you spin the globe at speed.
howdoipunch slaps roof of metal globe. "You can fit so many clues to your murder in this baby."
Raincoast_Bear: Tarzan was John Clayton II, Viscount Greystoke
Rentok: Fire!
KV1NN4: and it may not be accurate at all <XD
wench_tacular: great name
Rentok: HAM!
ContingentCat: katesLol wow
RaklarLS: well yeah, everyone is dead!
kumatsu: lrrHAM !
Rentok: I am yelling; HAM!
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM
Lord_ZYRK: SwiftRage lrrHAM
ContingentCat: NO IDEA
Raincoast_Bear: It's a knickknack Mr. Black. Give the club a loan.
sgowell: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: Raincoast_Bear LUL
RandomTrivia: I wonder if any of them are the New England Yellinghams
Raincoast_Bear: He's from YELLINGHAM!!!
djalternative: Steve's B-day party?
Rentok: Olivier and Company
RandomTrivia: Of course, the best thing about playing a Sherlock Holmes game is getting to say "Thanks, Sherlock" unironically
Rentok: Clearly someone has tried to dispose of a clue by burning it.
InkyGhoast: we have a brain thing
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SurfDownstage: Isnt Sir Charles was Alone that game about the rectangles?
Rentok: Greystoke mentioned the calandar in that one letter
Raincoast_Bear: Memory Palace.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Thomas Was Alone
Raincoast_Bear: With a shield
noSmokeFire: free as a bird
SurfDownstage: Him too
ContingentCat: probably pretty cold
RandomTrivia: Presumably making all of the ladies of London (and some of the men) swoon
quentastic: I think there is still more to find here
quentastic: In the club
niccus: got a case of the crime brains huh
SurfDownstage: Why does Holmes look like David Tennant?
Raincoast_Bear: Churn those clues until they congeal into a buttery smooth deduction.
Raiz0k: Oh, I missed a phrenology episode :/.
Raincoast_Bear: Why shouldn't he look like David Tennant? He also sounds a bit like DT.
howdoipunch: "Could this other person have been a STATUE? CONFESS!"
Raiz0k: Completely normal phenomenon.
LordZarano: You've uncovered a lie. Now you can reveal that he's a CANIBAL!
Raiz0k: "Now take off that face mask!" "Are you nuts?!"
howdoipunch: I do enjoy playing sherlock as someone who is consistently wrong about everything
Rentok: If it's worth a fortune, why are they in debt?
Raiz0k: (unspoken) If youuuu meeeelt iiiiit....
noSmokeFire: can we connect that to club debts?
kalku__: did you detective eye the globe?
Invitare: might it be letters?
quentastic: The photo had multiple interaction points
Raiz0k: West of the Canarian Islands?
Invitare: part of the word "Atlantic" was missing
Raincoast_Bear: The region where the Mayans live is missing.
noSmokeFire: take the deer head as a souvenir
Zafariman: I think the flat side of the statue had an interaction
Raincoast_Bear: Behind the bar?
HungryCavalier: The wall with the photos isn't green
kalku__: detective eye EVERYTHING
djalternative: smooch the deer head
CAKHost: Just hover right up to it and take it
quasi79fu: so sherlock is a kleptomaniac?
actionjb: Just yells mine and walks away
Rentok: brain?
Raincoast_Bear: This solid gold statue is damaged. I'll take it.
Raiz0k: 'gotta love Sherlock's powerwalk BTW.
CAKHost: Oh sure, I go into clubs all the time and go "Oh that looks damage" and yoink
kalku__: brainmode!
Raiz0k: @CAKHost : well that went dark xD.
quasi79fu: what about your little gray cells
Raiz0k: Oooh, a motive.
wench_tacular: and have you hastened any...
PixelArtDragon: Sounds like you've created an incentive for these people to be dead
djalternative: "rule 1 of joining our club: when you die, we get your shit." sounds super legit
Raincoast_Bear: Is there some evidence Yellingham is a track athlete? Javelin thrower?
xerjen: Zombies!
Rentok: Maybe he was bludgeoned to death with the other half of that photo!
quasi79fu: Omg they stole the body
howdoipunch: WE FOUND THE CULPRIT
howdoipunch: ITS THE DEAD GUY
noSmokeFire: a vampyre!
quasi79fu: It was the Dead guy he faked his own death?
Rentok: It was an ancient Guate-mayan Curse!
wench_tacular: commitment to the bit
quasi79fu: I never said i was a detective
CAKHost: Of course!
Raincoast_Bear: Give up and go home. That's why Watson never wrote up this case.
quasi79fu: I didnt see any other great theory
Raiz0k: @djalternative : you'd laugh, but from I gathered from Fallen London/Sunless Sea/Sunless Skies, this is pretty much period-accurate.
SurfDownstage: "I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to harpoon powder"
Rentok: 1881
quasi79fu: Ok how is this It was a Sentient Harppoon who killed the guy and then went and stole his body
Rentok: Do we know anyone named Ibbi?
wench_tacular: how convenient
until_may: arent you trying to consult it now...?
xerjen: Maybe the case would be easier, if you were wearing a bathrobe?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow they really give you all the tools huh
until_may: he clearly uses that for his anus in some way
Easilycrazyhat: That statue has a gun!
quasi79fu: Look it was the invisible man who commited the crime
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how...how did they photoshop out that guy so well in the 1880s.
howdoipunch: It's Him! The guy who sold me that globe!
wench_tacular: when you get his shirt clean
snowmonkey99: And they have a spear!
CAKHost: Of course! It was the spear all a long!
Zaraka00: convienent
wench_tacular: world's greatest detective indeed
until_may: what an oddly specific hospital
xerjen: That's the only reason you could have a swollen eye
quasi79fu: wait they have a hospital only for one disease?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that does kinda check out for Victorian medicine IIRC
Raincoast_Bear: Guatemala is in Central America not South America.
Lord_ZYRK: How much of that archive do you think is Garfield comics?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it would be like malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, etc
Pteraspidomorphi: Apparently that's a real hospital
Yakkie221B: @Lord_ZYRK 110%
Rentok: Go ask shouty man about the guy with a swollen eye?
Raincoast_Bear: Have you used the bloodhound yet?
Lord_ZYRK: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou clearly that man was suffering from Disco Fever
quasi79fu: Loook just because I have a swollen eye doesnt mean i have a deadly disease
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah. twisted ankles from dancing all night long.
quasi79fu: Alll be it Roflmao
Yakkie221B: Albeit not the least convincing name here
quasi79fu: Hidden Treasure
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so my guess is fever guy survived and came back and the other guy was hiding it because if the guy's alive they don't get his stuff
Rentok: But they don't have his stuff anyways
quasi79fu: Where is the Treasure Map?
Yakkie221B: He
xerjen: That guy dies next
Yakkie221B: He's gonna be dead
noSmokeFire: Grub Street. appealing
Nigouki: so what are the odds that when we go to see him he's dead?
wench_tacular: free them from their jars!
quasi79fu: We alll dead???
Yakkie221B: That dude is just a bag of grubs
Lord_ZYRK: He's afraid to talk about it under the open sky? The culprit is clear: aliens.
Yakkie221B: Grubs were the murder all along
Rentok: He's gonna be attacked by a statue
Raincoast_Bear: I Dale sent his players there in the last D&D game.
quasi79fu: Just look for the screaming people????
Lord_ZYRK: Keaton Street? Is that where Victorian Batman lives?
Yakkie221B: Ah yes, the dreaded "We didn't have money for a sign" street
quasi79fu: Possum st?
Raincoast_Bear: Plot hook
quasi79fu: Briiing out youuuur dead
Yakkie221B: The true Sherlock Holmes experience includes being lost in London for a while
Rentok: The Bernard Marley Foundry? The guy who gave us the card is named Bernard Marley
Lord_ZYRK: More like Conquistadorks
quasi79fu: welll thank you Captain Obvious about those large boxes
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Yakkie221B: Bionic Trousers (tm)
kumatsu: Big Pants Energy
Lord_ZYRK: Those are some powerful trousers
wench_tacular: the wrong trousers!
RandomTrivia: Holy pantaloons
Makrosian_Tae: M E C H P A N T S
quasi79fu: Thiccc
Rentok: The murderers are a couple! A couple of statues!
Zaraka00: oh so thats how the minotaur was made
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are those the pants Bowser Jr flies around in
Raincoast_Bear: Where them Wrong Trousers-style
ArkhamArchivist: But where's the Minotop?
ContingentCat: just a chill massive thing of molton metal
noSmokeFire: this foundry is run by wizards
xerjen: And at an angle
floki4242: they have discovered Alchemy
Yakkie221B: The force of Cam's Rage is heating those pots
noSmokeFire: the twist will be these wizard metallurgists just animated the statue with magic
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Rentok: It's not molten, it's just been painted orange for aesthetic
chesul: I mean, it would definitely be very hot in there, with that much molten metal around.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, how fast does liquid bronze lose heat? depends on when it was poured.
CAKHost: Can you really stand that close to molten metal and not be affected?
TheExactSame: maybe not RIGHT here
Lord_ZYRK: ArkhamArchivist downstairs in the sex dungeon
RandomTrivia: Congrats Cori, you've just dismantled everything Cam knew about physics
PixelArtDragon: It's a Plutonium alloy
CAKHost: Because that's like lava, right?
ContingentCat: !sus
quasi79fu: Ink stains?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no his name is Carnot
HadesLeprechaun: this is the true puzzle Holmes needs to solve, forget the murders
Zaraka00: ah the green mist
Yakkie221B: dat STANK
wench_tacular: that aint normal
Karmegeddon: does maxwell have a lil demon
kumatsu: stinky hands!
quasi79fu: Your hands are smoking
noSmokeFire: #VapeLife
xerjen: Magic
howdoipunch: *smelly hand*
Lord_ZYRK: He's got stinky fingers WutFace
CAKHost: Sir, your hand is fuming again
ContingentCat: I feel like the unattended huge thing of bubbling metal was what clued us in on negligant
Gooseblast: My good man, may I see your manager? SeriousSloth
Lord_ZYRK: Don't shake his hand \ WutFace /
quasi79fu: Myopic
SurfDownstage: mood
howdoipunch: He builds gunpla
noSmokeFire: will the game tell you if you mess up the profile?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "such good karma"? What a weird thing to say about someone.
SniHjen: ehm... a lot of those are just proof he also works in his foundry
Lord_ZYRK: What are statues if not large-scale Gunpla
Karmegeddon: Did someone call?
quasi79fu: Quiche? LIke the food Quiche?
xerjen: Don't fight the quiche
ArrestedHouse: the Quiche god: Lorraine
quasi79fu: There is gods devoted to Quiche??
Gooseblast: Evil o.o
xerjen: You'll get food all over the clothes
Yakkie221B: An evil aura, Curiosity
Yakkie221B: too many infs
Raincoast_Bear: Should have brought a cleric or paladin.
RandomTrivia: If your pantheon is big enough, specialization can be VERY particular
quasi79fu: Ahhh Ok
floki4242: it's the Forbidden bubble bath
ballesta25: You can totally fight against the Quiché gods if youŕe Hunapu or Xbalanque.
ContingentCat: but it's constantly bubbling
quasi79fu: Alll Hail the Gahd of Cheesy Foood
Yakkie221B: Oh yea, I think The Joker lived here in Arkham City
Gooseblast: Cameron cracked the case wide open D:
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I hate you right now Cameron now that's in my brain
Lord_ZYRK: Any good curse doesn't come with an expiration date
quasi79fu: Statue Creation
RandomTrivia: Can we be judge, jury and executioner and dump him in the molten bronze?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: everyone's just immediately in on a curse
quasi79fu: THe statue could secretly be a robot
Rentok: You made a robot programmed to stand still for 10 years then come to life and kill a man!
quasi79fu: oooh rentok i like that
PixelArtDragon: Remember, erase the aleph
ContingentCat: sometimes you just feel the cursed vibe
azureHaights: To stop a golem, turn it into a meth head
noSmokeFire: you have to validate, I think
Zafariman: did you confirm?
Karmegeddon: british people only care about curses AFTER plundering it
wench_tacular: don't blink
Easilycrazyhat: That statue's a spy! Kill it!
Yakkie221B: Where is that metal going to be poured?
RandomTrivia: Crusty juggle- oh no, wrong setting
noSmokeFire: it's like a fondue pot
quasi79fu: reactor buddy lol
Easilycrazyhat: Also...what's heating it?
SniHjen: whoever designed these maps, didn't care
ContingentCat: my cat would probabably love it
howdoipunch: "We keep these vats of bubbling molten bronze near these statues to keep them in line, and not let them ACTIVELY try to kill people with curses. Not after the first one."
azureHaights: Convection, schmonvection
ContingentCat: @Easilycrazyhat don't worry about it
Easilycrazyhat: Well know I'm even MORE worried
Rentok: It for the eels!
noSmokeFire: I'm really eelling it
CAKHost: That would be terrible then in England due to the rain
consolecowboy88: Yeah, elecroshock blues is an amazing album
ContingentCat: I'm sorry mrs. Jackson, I am four eels
RandomTrivia: It's a reverse entropy machine?
Raincoast_Bear: Are you suggesting it's a canned asset dropping into the game without thinking about it's placement?
consolecowboy88: ;)
wench_tacular: well Cam would know
azureHaights: Ah yes, Maxwell's Demon
TheExactSame: it's like those boot warmers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ugh don't talk to me about Crucible right now
Rentok: Those aren't crucibles, they're CURSE-ibles!
azureHaights: "Oh, that vat of molten bronze? Air conditioner. *nod* "
HadesLeprechaun: Holmes needs to put the murders on the backburner and figure out these molten bronze vats
kumatsu: It's called a crucible because it makes you think of Arthur Miller Kappa
Raincoast_Bear: I'm the map I'm map I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's not actually bronze, it's maple syrup
Spirillosis: Wasn't, "A study in green" the name of a short story by Neil Gaiman featuring Sherlock Holmes?
azureHaights: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou But it's only Vermont maple syrup lrrAWW
Capt_clown: Those weren't melted bronze. It was really hot tomatoe soup
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you're not wrong
Easilycrazyhat: Are you sure? Have you tested that?
howdoipunch: @Capt_clown has the right idea, those were lunch vats
KeytarCat: @Spirillosis oh, the cosmic horror one?
quentastic: I think there is something more at the factory
Gooseblast: Just a smidgen too hot
Spirillosis: @KeytarCat Yes
chesul: I once heard someone say that, once things start glowing at the same color, they're essentially the same temp for most purposes.
HadesLeprechaun: it's actually just regular boiling orange paint, in vast amounts
LordZarano: 500 C is when things start glowing
Raincoast_Bear: Can you pet the dog?
Rentok: it's like super-boiling
Yakkie221B: About the temperature I set my showers at
Easilycrazyhat: Any personal experience with that number would just distill down to "PAIN"
Capt_clown: @quentastic Multiple OSHA violations?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Planck spectrum
ContingentCat: wow that is really weird
Easilycrazyhat: That's a pretty cool fact.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: blackbody radiation is only determined by temperature
KeytarCat: That's friggin dope, and I'm so confused by physics the more I learn
ulexarX: you're glowing today, is that 900°C?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it does matter a shit-ton for astronomy, yeah
Rentok: It was really the statue, so the curse must be fake.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the piezoelectric effect was a puzzler
iris_of_ether: Oh NO
SniHjen: how is this question hard?
Raincoast_Bear: Why people keep making Xmas puddings?
howdoipunch: At some point, physics just sounds like someone talking about magic depending on how deep you go
iris_of_ether: Light: yes. Yes.
spiffinn: people also didn't know what was up in the ultraviolet range of the bb curve
abyssaldm: My particle is also a wave
azureHaights: Whoah blackbody, bamalam / whoah blackbody, bamalam / it's glowing red, bamalam / that heat'll make you dead, bamalam
RandomTrivia: @azureHaights Absolutely fantastic LUL
iris_of_ether: @azurehaights sergeJustRight
wench_tacular: but he doesn't deny it
Zaraka00: uhhh
Yakkie221B: lrrSPOOP
kalku__: um
Camail: hmmmm
RandomTrivia: uh... GG?
ContingentCat: katesGG
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe everyone else picked curse...?
Gooseblast: Was it correct? I'm confused LuL
Rentok: Oh, it's one of THESE
ArrestedHouse: hcjGG
Zaraka00: I walked away for a few minutes how did it end that fast what
HadesLeprechaun: it looked like there was a button to confirm it
wench_tacular: jlrrCoolgame
Zafariman: You can just accuse the passing tramp in a murder mystery.
Yakkie221B: wOT
TheElrad: well, good job condemning an innocent man, Cory
Duwani1: high on cocaine
Karmegeddon: was that is, like do you nto find out who actually did it?
wench_tacular: blame piano again
RaklarLS: orson... wilde.
wynternyghtynggale: #BlameThePiano
RandomTrivia: Woah that's a hell of a hat
Yakkie221B: Hat
Gooseblast: Great hat!
ArrestedHouse: what a HAT
howdoipunch: That is a hat
Yakkie221B: I want it Now
CAKHost: Dat Hat
ClankyLily: dat hat damn
RandomTrivia: A hat so big it goes OFFSCREEN
Yakkie221B: Jokiddler
Raincoast_Bear: Riddler
Orgmastron: What a man
Nigouki: is this a new TF2 class?
Karmegeddon: SIR YOUR HAT
KV1NN4: that... hate.. is.. amazing
Wolfstrike_NL: Guilty!
kalku__: bug joker energy
SquareDotCube: The Joddler
KeytarCat: This looks like a custom character...
floki4242: it's both
CAKHost: HAT
CururuGuasu: He comes from France
Wolfstrike_NL: Just plain guilty
Raincoast_Bear: 'Merica!
CAKHost: If The HAT is not a clue, I will be upset
floki4242: they did the Fusion dance in this is what popped out
Angnor33: Hold on, who's the alice in wonderland batman villain? He's that guy.
Mollylele: excuse me who is this joker
Raincoast_Bear: Played by Johnny Depp
Angnor33: Mad Hatter
Capt_clown: if he isn't hiding a pastry under his hat I'm going to be disappointed
RandomTrivia: He could have a full buffet under there and we would be none the wiser
SniHjen: why did you pick "pride" instead of "attention"? it's clear he just wants it to be noticed
Mollylele: this guy looks like a real actor's tool
Ominouslyominous: How can I be simultaneously put off and jealous of this mustache.
TheElrad: imprecise, Mr holmes
Lord_ZYRK: h a h a h a
Easilycrazyhat: I do not like that person...
Yakkie221B: Why is The Onceler here
kalku__: how droll
floki4242: quick search his stuff
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: something is deeply wrong with the 3D modeling of that man's face
KeytarCat: He's like a bard with no charisma...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah steal his stuff
RandomTrivia: You ever look at someone and immediately know that they're an arse?
CAKHost: He left the hat. TAKE IT
Rentok: Wait, but we solved the case, why is this not credits?
Capt_clown: Quick riffle though his things!
Raincoast_Bear: I guess I missed the part where Sherlock adopted a daughter?
SniHjen: yes holmes, they do
Raiz0k: Wait, is it Elsinore 2 now?
Raincoast_Bear: Oh No Dana Carvery flashbacks....
Rentok: Wilde dressed up as a statue! He's a hitman!
SniHjen: the entire point of being a actor, is to present a character...
Sarah_Serinde: Rentok This game has multiple cases, we did a different one last week on stream
wench_tacular: bonding moment
Capt_clown: I smell clown...
Sarah_Serinde: Raincoast_Bear Apparently she's Moriarty's daughter and was adopted in a previous game, according to someone else in chat
Yakkie221B: "No, it's cocaine"
Raincoast_Bear: Very good. Carry On.
KeytarCat: This isn't strange behavior for Holmes... He just kinda does shit
kalku__: turnabout is fair play
KV1NN4: that dog was not barkign enough
ArrestedHouse: isn't that the lady from silent hill 2
KeytarCat: Isn't Mary Sutherland from sh2?
Raiz0k: Oooh the shaky cam.
Yakkie221B: I think this is from one of the stories,
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SniHjen: that isn't a marrige ring
Lord_ZYRK: We've already solved this one: the culprit is Pyramid Head
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Raiz0k: The "dint" is more like "was hit in the face while wearing spectacles" but OK.
CAKHost: She isn't wearing glasses
until_may: its on the wrong finger to be a wedding band
KeytarCat: There's a case to be made that Mary Sutherland is from Holmes, and Silent Hill used it
noSmokeFire: holy shit that guy's outfit
CAKHost: Maybe she couldn't see the different colors
Yakkie221B: Ah nevermind, not from a story
djalternative: So she calls a guy the same age as her daddy?
noSmokeFire: what was the deal with the statue, btw, I had to make dinner?
Raiz0k: :D
howdoipunch: She's ignoring Orson because he's so well camouflaged
floki4242: he just doesn't fit in
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: someone grabbed the slider for that guy's cheekbones and pulled
Raincoast_Bear: I think Mr. Orson has a gig Ringmastering a circus later.
MyrddintheWizard: Monster Factory?
Rentok: She must think Wilde is Watson
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Lord_ZYRK: If only the camera panned over and he was pantsless with a sun bonnet on
Yakkie221B: What a tool
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Lord_ZYRK: That would be the real PC experience
KeytarCat: He's training specifically to take over your case!
Raiz0k: The harlot!
SquareDotCube: Calling it now: Wilde is our Mr. Angle
floki4242: like a clown in Vietnam
Raiz0k: Like a zebra, he does.
Raincoast_Bear: I'm sorry. Did I pass out and miss something? Where the hell did Wilde come from?
RandomTrivia: And is playing the "that's so obvious even that imbecile knows it" card to hide his ignorance
Raiz0k: Also, the fact that her fingers were clearly those of a worker is interesing.
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Raiz0k: (or, rather, the fingernails)
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Rentok: That might just bee a limitation of the game, rather than an intentional clue though, about her fingernails.
Capt_clown: drink THEN toilet...You only make that mistake once
Raiz0k: @Rentok : haven't been there for EP1, so is everyone having Generic Person Fingernails then?
Rentok: I have no idea, but I feel like if it was a clue then it would hav ebeen noticed as part of holmes' examination
Raiz0k: I see.
LordZarano: @Capt_clown dying of dehydration while peeing?
Kiwijelly: hello everyone. has the game gotten any less janky?
Raiz0k: @LordZarano : or, you know, dehydration-induced hangover?
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Kiwijelly: ah, I see it has not
Kiwijelly: who types a love letter?
Makrosian_Tae: A robot
floki4242: I didn't know she was in love with holler but okay
Capt_clown: Hipster
Kiwijelly: ah! so this is the Asylum Sherlock Holmes
Rentok: Hosmer is her stepfather in disguise, they can only be together when her stepdad is away because they cannot exist in the same room.
Rentok: Calling it now
Kiwijelly: she's being catfished?
Capt_clown: Totally
Kiwijelly: ew
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Kiwijelly: ew ew ew
djalternative: The step father is her age
Kiwijelly: not the issue!
djalternative: what's wrong with her daddy being flirty
Kiwijelly: ok, I like this clue finding part
Raincoast_Bear: Ringmaster/Clown
RandomTrivia: What even is Mr Wilde's stance?
Lord_ZYRK: Clownmaster
azureHaights: Boots and dints and boots and dints
Capt_clown: Holmes invented the step relative trope.. this was not how I pictured my evening going...
Lord_ZYRK: Rejected antagonist from Dewprism perhaps vannivThink
Raiz0k: @djalternative : I realize that was a rhetorical question, but apart from the entire cultural context?
Raincoast_Bear: Orson Wilde is secretly Hosmer
RandomTrivia: It's a good thing he does this in his head, rather than on a board. The string budget would be very strained
Raincoast_Bear: And the Loch Ness Monster.
Raiz0k: The Tell-Tale Heart is secretly Joker.
djalternative: @Raiz0k I'm just trying to goof
Kiwijelly: he's also two children in a trenchcoat. that's why his mustache is obviously fake
Ominouslyominous: Yeah mind palaces really cut down on the murder board string budget.
Kiwijelly: TELL THE TRUTH
Raincoast_Bear: Eh. Not the weirdest thing on the interwebs.
Raiz0k: @djalternative : at which point I would say "why are you passing those private messages via our porters, step daddy?"
RandomTrivia: For just one moment that moustache looked like Dick Dasterdly
CommanderPulsar: Someone else could have been more diplomatic.
Kiwijelly: no, we could have lied
RandomTrivia: *bork*
Rentok: Holmes was a genius, but nobody ever called him a nice man.
Kiwijelly: there were only two choices
Raiz0k: Completely Normal Pipe Tobacco Smoking™.
djalternative: BORK!
Raiz0k: Ummmmmm
RandomTrivia: Take your time, Sherlock!
Raiz0k: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Xenovita: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: damned cut-rate clock deliveries DansGame
RandomTrivia: LUL
Kiwijelly: HAH
ClankyLily: LUL
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ArrestedHouse: LuL
GhostValv: gg
ClankyLily: that's amazing
Raiz0k: Ah-yup.
josh___something: LUL
Rentok: Victory!
RandomTrivia: Uh oh, repeating Quicktime event!
Zaraka00: lmao
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's not an alarm clock
Kiwijelly: well, that went how I expected
Capt_clown: Throw it back
Kiwijelly: somebody set us up the bomb
Rentok: clearly you just remove the bell!
Raiz0k: Oh yeah, that is gorgeous, especially the ceramic clock in the middle.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Jam-alam some ding-dongs.
KV1NN4: Everready batteries have beena roudna while!
LordZarano: "Move away from that bomb!" "Pull the pin out of this grenade? OK!"
Ominouslyominous: Keep clocking and nobody explodes?
howdoipunch: Well, this escalated quickly
Rentok: Wow
Kiwijelly: that dressing gown
RandomTrivia: Uh... the dog?
Kiwijelly: it's a crime against fashion
Raiz0k: DOT DOT DOT
Kiwijelly: three people have been blinded today alone
RandomTrivia: Thanks, Wiggins.
Lord_ZYRK: "But who would want to kill Mrs. Hudson?!"
RandomTrivia: Good evidence grabbing
TheMerricat: Good Lord homes your a skin flint
Pteraspidomorphi: Wiggins is so underpaid
RandomTrivia: @Lord_ZYRK LUL
Capt_clown: don't spend it all in one place
ContingentCat: nah he got a whole penny
Raincoast_Bear: Or the initials of the man he killed for it,
Rentok: JT? Jack Theripper!
djalternative: Justin Timberlake?!?! It can't be!
v_nome: Johnathan Taylor Thomas tried to blow us up!
RandomTrivia: OMG get this guy out of your god damn house
Raiz0k: Poor Cam.
GhostValv: actually the worst
Raiz0k: Ah-yup.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah ha! The burn marks on the paper indicate it must have been Johnny Storm!
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Capt_clown: The book says "Taman Shud"....Crap!
Ominouslyominous: Oh no.
CAKHost: Can we have him thrown in prison for tampering with evidence?
ContingentCat: wow
CAKHost: Please?
Kiwijelly: he's an anarchist
howdoipunch: He's a slam poet
Raincoast_Bear: Toby is a Good Boi.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, the Metroid Prime school of game design
Capt_clown: He's an idiot...Certificate Certified.
Raincoast_Bear: WHo, WHo WHO?
Kiwijelly: he's a guerrilla interior decorator doing an advertising blitz
RandomTrivia: Cool, we can fork our own wardrobe!
Raiz0k: OK, seriously 'though (sorry if I've missed it), but why are the game's authors dumping on Wilde so much?
RandomTrivia: Comic relief sidekick maybe?
CAKHost: I get this feeling that the actor guy might be trying to stage all of this to try and get more excitement from Holmes or at least see him in action
Kiwijelly: 1776
Capt_clown: Red Harring?
Raincoast_Bear: 1775
Raiz0k: "An historical", oh yeah, language evolves...
ContingentCat: dang our weakness American trivia
SquareDotCube: You played Fallout 4, Cori, right?
quentastic: You can switch between the shelves with LB and RB
Kiwijelly: ah yes. mistook it for the musical
Lord_ZYRK: The Tea Party started in 2009, right? Kappa
KeytarCat: And you call yourself an Ameri--wait
azureHaights: But does it show up in Fallout 4? The important questions
CommanderPulsar: Early Ryl'yeh isn't as good as the Blue Period.
Seagulyus: KeytarCat LRR is technically American, since America is all of north / south / central America
Kiwijelly: this company also did a Cthulhu game
Raincoast_Bear: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Raiz0k: @SquareDotCube : I see what you did there.
Kiwijelly: it's a reference
RandomTrivia: Can we throw Wilde out of the window now that it's been opened for us?
Seagulyus: they aren't united states citizens
Wolfstrike_NL: So... we got free semtex, that's a win right?
Raiz0k: And how we can dance when the bombs' are blowin'.
Kiwijelly: dress as a lady of the night!
KeytarCat: @Seagulyus It's also a joke about using "America" to stand in for "The USA"! I hate it!
Ominouslyominous: Dr. Lincoln
wilcoxchar: at Dr. Lincoln
azureHaights: Doctor Lance Beardsman
KeytarCat: That looked like Jacob for a minute
ArrestedHouse: doctor lincoln, vampire hunter
ContingentCat: is it the dog's birthday?
Seagulyus: KeytarCat its the A for America
KeytarCat: I'm aaware!
Raincoast_Bear: Who Who Who Let the dog wear a hat?
Seagulyus: it is why I used US citizen isntead. a little longer than American, but it removes all confusion of what I meant
Raincoast_Bear: Disguise failed.
OriginalGarwulf: Is anybody else having trouble with the stream lagging?
Kiwijelly: yes
Raiz0k: Ooof
RandomTrivia: Yeah, here too
OriginalGarwulf: Well, I guess it not being just me is a bit of a relief, but it sucks that it's happening to anybody else.
Lord_ZYRK: Considering the time period, "a thing" will certainly contain a toxic heavy metal.
RandomTrivia: Teenager acting within normal parameters
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Raincoast_Bear: In the attic.
Kiwijelly: go ask Alice
Kiwijelly: I think she'll know
TheExactSame: I mean. if you're gonna wear your pimpin hat ... walk the walk
RandomTrivia: Abseil down the back wall?
Rentok: Wilde seems like the sort of man who'd own lockpicks
Capt_clown: Tunnel though the floorboards
ContingentCat: so subtle
RandomTrivia: G A M E P L A Y
Lord_ZYRK: cue Mission Impossible theme
howdoipunch: Doctor Lincoln is the master of subtelty
OriginalGarwulf: So, I am really confused about when this game is supposed to be taking place. I'm pretty sure that at the explorers' club I saw a photo of Mallory at Everest c. 1920, and the officer's uniform in the photo looked like Boer War or later.
Lord_ZYRK: Dr. Lincoln, master thief
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Raiz0k: What kind of Byzantine lunacy is this?
OriginalGarwulf: (I would have mentioned this earlier, but it's a bit hard to type with an active toddler in the room.)
ContingentCat: good enough lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: OriginalGarwulf as a seachats mod, I get that MiniK
Neddy471: "Active Toddler" should be said with the same gravity and the same tone as "Loose Nuclear Missile"
Capt_clown: "Drink me!"
Lord_ZYRK: chug chug chug
Zaraka00: eugh spoiled water
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KV1NN4: i lvoed the first 5 minutes of that movie... and then the plot started
Makrosian_Tae: mAHVELOUS
Lord_ZYRK: Give us a dress-sewing minigame you cowards SwiftRage
Raiz0k: @OriginalGarwulf : isn't this pretty much this thing, but downshifted ~150y? https://pbfcomics.com/comics/now-showing/
hamishian: did you pocket that letter?
Nigouki: isn't there that many combinations to this?
Nigouki: 8?
siltyroach: Nice couch!
siltyroach: yogHey
lhbison: Noice
Capt_clown: An Oujui9
Raiz0k: I wasn't expecting "Cori channels Kathleen's seanse voice" on this stream!
ContingentCat: Ooo
siltyroach: That hat is definitely filled with brains
siltyroach: to the brim
RAICx: Weren’t there more letters in the box?
Raincoast_Bear: I was going say Cori's old lady voice sounds a lot like Kathleen's old lady character.
RandomTrivia: They can't have been important, Sherlock didn't pick them up.
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls
Raiz0k: @Raincoast_Bear : vindication!
wynternyghtynggale: #blamethepiano
Capt_clown: "So here's Wonderwall..."
Raiz0k: Key!
Raincoast_Bear: Matt Wiggins?
Raiz0k: Ah-ha.
djalternative: oh hi foxmar
Rentok: You found a key, clearly that means Piano
ContingentCat: um
RandomTrivia: Uh... That changed
Wolfstrike_NL: Nailed it
RandomTrivia: Isn't Let's Nope supposed to be later?
bainard656: I think I would have preferred a sex dungeon.
djalternative: So, Let's Nope started 45 min early
Dergib: Well that took a turn
RandomTrivia: At least the sex dungeon would have been less ominous
Raiz0k: See? Seanse!
Raiz0k: Sweeeet Home Alabama.....
Raiz0k: ONE (1) deranged cultist, so very nice.
ArrestedHouse: LuL
Raincoast_Bear: "I don't know what happened...everyone else is dead...."
Capt_clown: So cultists... Who called Cthulhu
Raiz0k: :D
Wolfstrike_NL: She Knew!
RandomTrivia: That's an odd name for demonic summoning rituals
Capt_clown: "Spiritual"
Rentok: She knew you failed that one crime because she's the one who conjured up the spirit of tenur umain to possess that statue!
Rentok: With Devil Magic! Like the name of the game!
Raincoast_Bear: Maybe check that book on R'leyh again.
RandomTrivia: I hope he remembers to put the padlock back on...
Kiwijelly: this took a turn while I was eating dinner
Rentok: The Devil's Daughter is Alice, not Kate!
Capt_clown: Alice Sweet Alice
Raiz0k: What I wonder is why, why didn't anyone notice the deranged rituals from what is clearly the ground floor/par terre?
Raincoast_Bear: I was going to say Sterling Archer
RandomTrivia: We went to great lengths to *not* pick the padlock so Alice wouldn't notice, and then we just leave the door wide open...
Raiz0k: Too few ants.
Kiwijelly: it's london. they were just too polite to comment
Raiz0k: Heh, possibly.
RandomTrivia: This game is just a thousand anachronisms in a trenchcoat
Kiwijelly: Her aunt, the Time traveller
Kiwijelly: keep a look out for a police box
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Raincoast_Bear: I believe Green Dragon's lair in swamps.
Naarius: wheelerRita
kyless2106: Rodeo Raid!!!
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AllTheWeasels: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Kiwijelly: that's black dragons. Green Dragons live in Epping
mtg_fanerdic: Cori AND a Cameron? Wonderous!
Wormsbane: wheelerHub
Raincoast_Bear: Toby the party dog.
Rentok: To be fair, it DID manage to kill you once.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: auto platforming
Raiz0k: In fairness, Cam, it isn't like impact fuses had the reliability they have now.
mtg_fanerdic: Are... are we wearing a Lincoln disguise?
silenceaux: Snooping around
Traion: Wow Cori you are so good at this
Raincoast_Bear: Suitcase uder bed?
RandomTrivia: @mtg_fanerdic Yes. For... reasons
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Raiz0k: But sill, the timer is a bit generous.
RandomTrivia: @Earthenone sergeJustRight
kalku__: look in clue menu?
kalku__: it has hints
Raiz0k: Almost as if the thrower would want to make you Dunning-Kruger into disarming the thing (which we did BTW).
Raincoast_Bear: It's a cosplay bar.
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: nice
Raincoast_Bear: You have to dress as a superhero.
RandomTrivia: Just once I wanted him to whiff the jump and wind up on the pavement
Capt_clown: The dress code is leather...
Kiwijelly: why did she have a picture of a black lady?
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: yeah there should be a 1/1000 chance to just miss the jump and game over
kalku__: he's a renaissance man, so the game has to be every genre
Lord_ZYRK: Sherlock Holmes shows up wearing nothing but leather chaps and a deerhunter cap
Raiz0k: @Kiwijelly : that caught my attention as well.
BrowneePoints: Bartitsu
Lord_ZYRK: bartitsu?
floki4242: single stick
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Bartitsu*
niccus: it's holmes through the lenses of major video game genres
Raincoast_Bear: Bartitsu / Baritsu.
Raiz0k: Yup!
kalku__: @Kiwijelly That was Alice's mother
BrowneePoints: Which is apparently not an ENTIRELY fictional martial art?
Kiwijelly: huh. in a game making lovecraft allusions...
RandomTrivia: @Kiwijelly Why wouldn't she? There were black people living in England in this time period, as there were since the 1600s
kalku__: The poor execution does not help
ArrestedHouse: from what i recall, this was definitely more action heavy than previously
Raincoast_Bear: Synthetic art created by Barton combining Ju Jitsu, Savate and cane fencing.
BrowneePoints: @RandomTrivia Also, Moors?
RandomTrivia: Also that
kalku__: I did enjoy the rich stepdaughter case
RandomTrivia: Foxmar is *still* playing Destiny
kalku__: that felt ver holmes
Kiwijelly: biracial relationships were notable enough to be the answer to a holmes mystery
quentastic: I would recommend the previous game, Crimes and Punishments
Rentok: This game feels a lot more like a point and click adventure
quentastic: It avoids many problems in this one, though it still has some
Lord_ZYRK: I don't like the distinct lack of funny pages in the archive
Kiwijelly: also if the implication is her mother was the cultist...
Kiwijelly: yeesh
kalku__: the quest log should be a lot more helpful
Raiz0k: @RandomTrivia : still, it's about only 50 years after the emancipation decree. Given that this was a recent game, and we mostly see Caucassian people, one can be forgiven for seeing additional sense behind it.
RandomTrivia: It's G A M E P L A Y
Lord_ZYRK: Even Holmes deserves a good chuckle at Asterix and Obelix every now and then
RandomTrivia: @Raiz0k That's fair. It would certainly be a deliberate design choice given how easy it would be to just have every character be caucasian
kalku__: Cori got it wrong a lot today :P
Zaraka00: the gameplay is great when its on what the things mean and not when its on doing the thing
Raincoast_Bear: Roaring 20s John Hamm.
Kiwijelly: I stand by my statement last time, that this style of Mystery game works best as a Hidden Object type game
derritter42: The totally not a french pastry calendar
ContingentCat: it bothers me how he steals people's mail, seems like a major asshole move. I feel like he should be remembering the letter not having it.
RandomTrivia: Definitely agree there Kiwijelly. This is just trying to be a whole bunch of things at once
Kiwijelly: Also that you guys need to play the first Cadenza game
Raincoast_Bear: I enjoyed it. It was a refreshing departure from resolution by carnage.
Azralorne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
Azralorne: AND I WAS ALSO HERE
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Raiz0k: @RandomTrivia : I wasn't there for the first episode and parts of this one, but I was under the impression that most people that you encounter were white. And still, I probably don't have to explain how theoretical emancipation doesn't follow actual equality even in 2020, sadly.
BrowneePoints: Putting meat in bread is a good way to up calorie count for survival and be portable
ContingentCat: would a bread bowl with soup count?
Raiz0k: *putting stuff in dough, but yeah, it does.
icara_: Asher says hi back, and thank you!
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
RandomTrivia: The BUS is almost here...
DeM0nFiRe: 🌵 FortBush
DeM0nFiRe: lol whoops
DeM0nFiRe: 🌵 🚌
Eklinaar: b u s i s c o m i n g
Rentok: Seeing how much there is to talk about regarding games like this, I'd love to see what all there is to talk about in regards to Loom. Old LucasArts point and click adventure with no inventory system, and musical themes.
Azralorne: (I wasn't actually here, I just wanted to be cool)
snowmonkey99: I loved Loom back in the day
SachielOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months, currently on a 83 month streak!
SachielOne: ONE MORE!
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Kiwijelly: I would tell them to play the first Cadenza game in my sub if I hadn't WASTED it
Raiz0k: Just that sweet-sour aftertaste of panic in Cam's reply, so nice.
Ivalenz_: !schedule
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Ivalenz_: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
RandomTrivia: We like to noise, we like, we like to noise
CaptainSpam: The bus is, in fact, coming.
CaptainSpam: ZETA CAM!
niccus: aboys the noise
Ivalenz_: !desertbbus
CaptainSpam: And, ZETA CORI!
Azralorne: Noooo now I have the bus is coming stuck in my head
ContingentCat: wooo Zeta
KV1NN4: Zetaaa
RandomTrivia: Wow that is a stacked lineup for Zeta
icara_: nice
Sarah_Serinde: Bah I'm going to miss all of Zeta as usual and I'm sad I won't get to see you :(
quentastic: That's a good lineup
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
icara_: bye!
wynternyghtynggale: a very musical shift
Raiz0k: Bye!
Kiwijelly: also, saw Adam came out as Ace/ Ace questioning today. Good for him
ContingentCat: yeah looks like both the nope boys are at least nope leaning AsexualPride
SaladCookies: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Silent Hill 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (22m from now).
Kiwijelly: oh no! an actual spoopsgame!
SaladCookies: spoopy boys here to save my evening
Kiwijelly: Little Hope had spooky parts but really chunked the dismount
RandomTrivia: That is my cue to nope out, which is a shame because the Adam/Ben combo is virtually unbeatable
SaladCookies: my approach to all the dark picture games is just as a murder simulator for them to do comedy on lol
Kiwijelly: oh no. I didn't sleep last week because of the election and I won't sleep next week because of Desert Bus
RandomTrivia: Maybe I'll try watching for a bit. I can always just tab out and look at something else while still listening
theovenbird: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Silent Hill 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (19m from now).
Kiwijelly: and I've committed to writing anime fanfiction out of stress!
Kiwijelly: and my noise cancelling headphones stopped working!
Raiz0k: Stop working how?
Raiz0k: *stopped
Kiwijelly: the noise doesn't transfer through the wire and I cannot charge them
Kiwijelly: I ordered new not as cheap ones
Kiwijelly: I had a coupon
Raiz0k: Heh.
Kiwijelly: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Silent Hill 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (9m from now).