Juliamon: so I view being pregnant the way most people would view having a huge tapeworm.
dividesBy0: Having another organism grow inside your body, feeding off your nutrients and then force its way out is very Alien
DeM0nFiRe: It's even worse, you usually dont have to support a tape worm for 18 years when it comes out
dividesBy0: And have it argue with you
Raiz0k: @Juliamon : literally my "high school" bio teacher has outright stated "from the biological point of view, a foetus is essentially a parasite".
v_nome: The way you put high school in quotes makes me want to fill in my own head canon. Like you were actually home schooled, it was your mom.
Juliamon: On the other side of the coin, I love stuff like Parasyte and Venom because the parasite is intelligent enough to converse with, and it explicitly makes you a better person for being part of you. Whereas babies just straight fuck your body up.
Juliamon: Symbiotic parasitism is OK for me I guess.
Pteraspidomorphi: Would you prefer laying eggs, Juliamon?
Raiz0k: No no, it was mean to signify a translator convention @v_nome , i.e. "a four-year period between the last of the compulsory education and theoretical adulthood". No home schooling, all being a pedant :).
Juliamon: Eggs I'm also OK with.
Juliamon: Because, like, I HAVE eggs.
Pteraspidomorphi: Indeed
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll add that to my list of ideas for stories
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Juliamon: They're just chillin in there doing nothing until my body kicks 'em out.
Juliamon: (or until I develop enough cysts to justify getting the ovaries removed)
Juliamon: (also I've definitely written egg-related fanfiction shhhh)
v_nome: @Raiz0k Yeah I figured it wasn't the right guess, just the funniest reason my brain concocted.
Raiz0k: @v_nome : no worries, the modern language does lack a fair bit of sentence modifiers, with even emojis not being enough to convey the relevant subtext :).
sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Amnesia: Rebirth) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6838: "They can't punish me every time!" —Adam, immediately before being punished again [2020-03-23]
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
korvys: lrrSIGNAL
ButButTheJesus: @juliamon neat!
zeldakid1999: lrrSPOOP
GhostValv: tqsBweh
ButButTheJesus: also hi folks, is dere some weawy big spoops coming up?
Easilycrazyhat: Hi folks!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
Pteraspidomorphi: And you're gonna get scawed ok?
ButButTheJesus: ok byeeeee
Bengineering: Oh dang its spoop time
theonlybm: spoop o'clock
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
Randoplh: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: Ahhhh, it's Ben
zeldakid1999: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Rhynerd: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: Don't remember the last time on was here for a start of a Let's Nope.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: we're heeeeeeeere
cgwonder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Randoplh: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Easilycrazyhat: lrrCREEPL_RD lrrCREEPR_RD
BusTed: Hello.
Raiz0k: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: hello
zeldakid1999: Hi
CastleOtranto: lrrCREEPL_RD lrrCREEPR_RD
peregrinerose: evening chat :). tuning in from 1am in the UK, putting the stream on as comforting sounds to go to sleep to. hope yous have a lovely night
HorusFive: lrrSPOOP_SA Nopelettes
cgwonder: heeeey Ben and incoporeal Adam!
Juliamon: The ol' lurking corner
SoulEater50210: I forgot I had the stream open from earlier so that scared the shit out of me.
DjinnBardel: eeey
matthaus_c: Nopelet's, my favourite morning cereal
Randoplh: NOPE LET'S
DarknessKingCoH: On this day, the day before Adam and my Birthday!
DjinnBardel: I made a nope!
elkae: Nobody puts Ben in the corner
BusTed: Fancy.
The_Color_Twelve: I didn't realize I left this open after the last stream ended and when the music started playing out of nowhere I was very confused.
Dog_of_Myth: Fancy wiggy
Gizmoloid: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA
Raiz0k: Ben just yeeted that ghost away,
RayFK: Jesus is the loudest of all of us
matthaus_c: is Ben boi at home?
cgwonder: you gonna start laying down some sick beats?
Makrosian_Tae: Patience
Boon_33: xlrmini?
Arclight_Dynamo: Could we maybe have a little more Adam volume?
Orlantia: getting wiggy with it!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam could be slightly louder in the mix :)
KV1NN4: Adam is a bit quieter
TwitchTVsFrank: adam is quiet
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> EXT. DARK AND STORMY NIGHT | Both Ben and Adam were deathly afraid of the dark. But together, with love for each other in their hearts, there was nothing that could stop them. | BEN | Let’s conquer our fears, together! | Adam looks uneasy, farts. | And scene. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1344086778009939968
James_LRR: Ah
James_LRR: so you got the big one
Nigouki: oh god
ButButTheJesus: yas ben yaaaassssss
Dog_of_Myth: Poggers
RayFK: You get a GOXLR?
CantWearHats: sunday sunday SUNDAY
hesterbyrde: Hell yeah
DjinnBardel: Yo Hey! Did you guys know there's a Gloomhaven online version on Steam??
Getter404: Musical Guest: Paul Simoooon!
BusTed: The value.
TheSeg: Worth every dollar!
GamesAndInk: It sounds good for you, different but good. Adam needs ++
Makrosian_Tae: !clip
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cgwonder: worth every pennt
CastleOtranto: I mean, I just came
cgwonder: penny
mirshebs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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HorusFive: Write that off as a business expense and call it a day
matthaus_c: can Adam stick the mic into his mouth and scream into it so we can hear him :p
DjinnBardel: Its on sale!
Arclight_Dynamo: Well, that's super fun. :D
HundreydAundre: BOP
James_LRR: perfect
Getter404: What the fingee?
Orlantia subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
Orlantia: fancy board with echo effects! the best screams are about to come!!!
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quentastic: you sound a bit deep
RayFK: You can also mistime the beep
HundreydAundre: Wait. Hold on...
korvys: Oh, the crash the stream button :P
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actionjb: Thats just free comedy right there
TheWriterAleph: woooOOOOoooow
Juliamon: Cool technology!
James_LRR: in 5 days you'll never touch those buttons again :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Gimmicky!
fastlane250: Phone really didn’t want to show the notification
RayFK: Taht robot voice sounds WFUL
RayFK: AWFUL even
HundreydAundre: BOO-PUH!!!
zeldakid1999: It's to much power for one man
elkae: I wanna fuck the robot!
Boon_33: does been have an ASMR button?
matthaus_c: Ben, the Paranoid Android
Easilycrazyhat: @RayFK Who would do such thing as mistime the beep?
actionjb: @James_LRR What a take! how Hoy!
actionjb: Hot
Getter404: Meanwhile all I got was 7 Remake and Pandemic Legacy Season Zero
RayFK: Give em' shell Ben
CantWearHats: millenials these days
TeodorantZMX: tankoline
gualdhar: FYI Ben, your voice is kinda bass heavy
theonlybm: Press F to check baby
Nigouki: All you had to do was watch Girlz Und Panzers you plebs
drffd: Thrombopoline?
matthaus_c: this game is neat, I didn't like the ancient aliens for personal reasons <.<
Dog_of_Myth: A Tank in every Driveway is the American Way!
Makrosian_Tae: Trombopoline
actionjb: You don't load the artillery before going to school! Canada is wild
The_Color_Twelve: Ah yes all those early morning in my childhood loading howitzers...
Getter404: A backyard trampoline is a fast track to a broken ankle
Orlantia: come to America where every economic zone is a war zone
MegaDosX: Tramampolines?!?
Getter404: Exposed springs = something's getting snapped
cgwonder: if you don't leave a trampoline with at least five bruises you ain't doing ti right
DarknessKingCoH: The classic trampoline next to a swimming pool
MegaDosX: #2spooky
korvys: !cw
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Makrosian_Tae: "An attempt"
matthaus_c: ma2re4me
SquareDotCube: trampoline plus basketball
Dog_of_Myth: Shots Fired
MegaDosX: Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but that person is wrong
Seth_Erickson: Copy Pasta?
leebenningfield: my neighbor/landlord has a trampoline for their kids. I've never tried or asked to use it
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Sorry, Ben asked me to tweet they were live and “Be Funny”, which turns out, requires all 280 characters will very little room to explain what’s actually happening on the stream. | Anyways, they’re playing Amnesia: Rebirth :) | @loadingreadyrun> EXT. DARK AND STORMY NIGHT | Both Ben and Adam were deathly afraid of the dark. But together, with love for each other in their hearts, ⤵
LRRTwitter: ⤷ there was nothing that could stop them. | BEN | Let’s conquer our fears, together! | Adam looks uneasy, farts. | And scene. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1344087702845550592
fastlane250: whoa, p60
monakai: "Genre bad send tweet"
GamesAndInk: Adam broke
cgwonder: content
CantWearHats: warning: content
SquareDotCube: content advisory
TheWriterAleph: LUL
zeldakid1999: Youtube finally broke Adam
azninsect: Content Warning: Contains content
KV1NN4: Potential Pregnancy Peril
CantWearHats: must...please...algorithm...
ButButTheJesus: @LRRTwitter verr niiice
Juliamon: Actual content warning: pregnancy, death, sometimes both at once maybe??
Dog_of_Myth: Off to an auspicious start
quillilian: Does anyone else smell toast?
matthaus_c: content warning is the softcore version, trigger warning is the _serious_ version
SirFlukesAlot subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
SirFlukesAlot: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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cgwonder: pregnant lady in peril warning
ForestCamperr: Content Advisory maybe?
hesterbyrde: YEah serious preggers and body horror warning on this one
The_Color_Twelve: Ah yes the Daleks of content creation
embyrr_the_dragon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: Brain juice isn't for babies. They don't have brains yet seabatUseless
hesterbyrde: This seriously makes me want to fill my uterus with cement
TwitchTVsFrank: does anyone else hear a slight echo on ben?
MegaDosX: *hands* Aliens.
HundreydAundre: How are they not?
matthaus_c: wait it MIGHT be?????!
circusofkirkus: just like the Stardew Dwarves
HorusFive: I mean- I'm not saying it's aliens...
monakai: Never bet against tropes in video games
YawnLance: @matthaus_c I mean your keys have probably made their way back out now, so it's fine :p
MegaDosX: Good start.
quillilian: Cool bio
bjjbrain: 2020 VIBES
CantWearHats: previously on lets nope
ambarion85 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
ambarion85: "What's the matter compressor?" ~ Fry, Futurama
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cgwonder: 'mishap with a cannon' is never a good sentence
HundreydAundre: You got a inter-dimensional compass that opens rifts in between weak spots of the material world.
HorusFive: I have one in the house. Can confirm
matthaus_c: @YawnLance it was good for my iron intake ig :p
saucemaster5000: science reveals -- babies are stupid.
elkae: Like Twitch chat
Seth_Erickson: Did we check in on the baby?
Seth_Erickson: after a fall like that
matthaus_c: what, have you never gotten out of a tank you've been locked in?!
HundreydAundre: Also me: What a concept, dough. Rick would think it's too boring though, or META....?
hesterbyrde: It's the victorian era. It's fine
monakai: Don't worry, the baby won't feel it
Lord_ZYRK: Probably oughtta get on naming that little freeloader.
Dog_of_Myth: This is our home now
Raiz0k: Oh, the punk.
Seth_Erickson: got there
Raiz0k: *pun
Makrosian_Tae: GAMEPLAY
LightingExpert13 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
LightingExpert13: oh no I now have a sub baby
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MegaDosX: Ben popping and locking all over the place here
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Laudnum is a important part of a victorian baby's diet
HundreydAundre: Oh, look. A long way down...
ButButTheJesus: GOSH ben how have you never unlocked a tank turret before
matthaus_c: it's a little weird that they went this sweaty for tank mechanics :p
cgwonder: it's turn it into a ninja turtle
MaddogM: nutreints
HundreydAundre: Oh no. You already fell in....
James_LRR: sure did
James_LRR: I'm find
v_nome: Builds up its immune system.
ButButTheJesus: yep he's find
TheWriterAleph: he falls into holes a lot though
BusTed: tqsShrug
HundreydAundre: F press fork respects...
LarkSachrosis: For some value of "okay" Kappa
Jean_Jacques_EB: lrrJAMES lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: A cautionary tale for the ages there
James_LRR: still waiting for my tweet review
ButButTheJesus: @James_LRR i liked it!
matthaus_c: wait, you tweeted? Kappa
cgwonder: it was a good one this week
James_LRR: Yah
TheWriterAleph: it's the laudanum
GhostValv: :)
James_LRR: You should probably read the tweet before that
Simriel subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Simriel: It's me, a jumpscate
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James_LRR: the actual going online tweet
CantWearHats: cannot get ye matches
quentastic: You are full of matches
Simriel: scare*
Kramburger: Hey Ben & Adam, hey chat, how's the spoops today?
HundreydAundre: Full?
cgwonder: that's stupid
BusTed: Heya Kramburger
James_LRR: adam, you gotta read the other tweet
James_LRR: come on
HundreydAundre: ut how?
The_Color_Twelve: that tank looks familiar
CantWearHats: 0 means full! of course!
James_LRR: i spent a lot of time on ti
James_LRR: it
graycattt is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Mr_Horrible!
SquareDotCube: You know what that amount of effort on a treat deserves? Getting an ice cream to Ben and Adam.
Kramburger: Cool joke, tweeter
Goombill: It's a pretty great tweet @James_LRR
cgwonder: a very realistic scene
Raiz0k: Does Twitter like, offer shared retweet reviews, or is that another federated Twitter tool you're using?
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG // here comes the Academy Award
cgwonder: great basis for a screenplay in my opinion
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, Adam Beejed it.
Electrodyne: fats are Plus
Duwani1: yep a 5 months pregnant woman should be lifting
rasterscan: Cool tweet, streamer- wait, are we counting Minecraft as streaming?
matthaus_c: Adam had a big ol' Kramburger before the stream, so he's feeling a little flatulent
Kramburger: wait...
PharaohBender27: It is a cool tweet, @James_LRR ! lrrHEART
CantWearHats: into the sewer pipe
Dog_of_Myth: Spin it to win it
CantWearHats: lighting a match down in the sewers seems like a Bad Idea
GamesAndInk: Press X to baby
BusTed: alien baby alien baby
quillilian: Press X to inspect plot
Lord_ZYRK: I can feel it coming in the air toniiight
matthaus_c: oh, the baby is crouching tiger hidden dragon kicking us
Makrosian_Tae: My boy's gonna play in the BIG LEAGUES
HorusFive: Baby filled with mircotransactions?
MegaDosX: The baby reacted to the sewer water
fastlane250: ooooo
LinearGif: We are all active gestating babies on this blessed day
Boi_Ginny subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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Electrodyne: speak for yourself
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's like a magic stream
PMAvers: So basically FNPF.
deathjavu: ea just loves replacing gameplay with gambling mechanics
deathjavu: because $$$$
leebenningfield: that's apparently what the FIFA viewers want
matthaus_c: god I should stream that every set release on Arena
Rhynerd: I wonder if anyone who uses that site ever got sent to one of my friends
Raiz0k: Wait, what, "stroke"?
LinearGif: Drums in the deep. They are coming
matthaus_c: Adam do you smell toast
hesterbyrde: LOL that is a straight up LOTR reference
gayghostprince: hello Ben and Adam!
Dog_of_Myth: Come on Balrog
gayghostprince: gasp. spoilers!
GamesAndInk: Spoilers, ben
gayghostprince: I'm kidding cudhcjd
elkae: The book came uot in 1954
elkae: Get outta here
Raiz0k: Ah yes, throwing flour on the fire, what can go wrong.
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: I like the part where Sauron got the Infinity Gauntlet.
matthaus_c: that sounds like A+ production quality
deathjavu: what was that glowy thing across the way?
Manae: Back in vanilla my one guildmate got bored tanking an undead strat so he put on his DPS leathers. My healer wife was not pleased
matthaus_c: "stay calm" *baby kicks you off the rafter*
LinearGif: If it's that much gas, you'd die anyway
cgwonder: butt
bjjbrain: methane
rasterscan: ASS-ume so.
JonnyGlitch: Hi Ben! Hi Runners!
The_Color_Twelve: it could be
opalkatzen22: I think its that goddess they were talking about earlier
gayghostprince: hello Ben and Adam and chat!
ZawaAmaz: meatPat
JonnyGlitch: How am get paegante?
Makrosian_Tae: What the actual BUS!
MegaDosX: The best part is that methane is odourless, so if you were in a methane rich environment you wouldn't necessarily know
monakai: *Kick* pay attention to me!
MaddogM: There's one way to find out if there's explodey gases
saucemaster5000: yup, all sewers. 60% explodey gases. We're all living atop a goldneye drum barrel.
wynternyghtynggale: !y
GamesAndInk: Missed opportunity was not making it B for Baby
matthaus_c: @gayghostprince good try but I don't believe in ghosts! or princes!
Raiz0k: Squish baby to reduce stress.
JonnyGlitch: did you find folate pills?
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing as calming as the reminder that you're actually placing TWO lives in danger Kappa
LinearGif: Check on baby: oh good, still there.
gayghostprince: oh is this the remake
SquareDotCube: Press X to doubt baby
CleeKru: !b
KV1NN4: Some people do find pregnancy and/or babies to be very calming and relaxing
gayghostprince: press x to abandon baby
Tiber727: Maybe Kojima could use that idea in a video game.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's "X" for "Xwomb."
JonnyGlitch: gen X is like... 40
Raiz0k: BioXegenesis
GhostValv: seabatBRAIN
Dog_of_Myth: Adam, that would be "Press X for Apathy"
saucemaster5000: just grab a torch, why are you using matches??
matthaus_c: christ womb
gayghostprince: @matthaus_c that's fair
YawnLance: So they're... a baby boomer? benginFingers
marshacado: soon come the xoomers
Phailhammer: @arclight_dynamo xXWomb420Xx lrrBEEJ
wench_tacular: Marie Kondo-ing dating
prof_membrane: Generation Press X
LinearGif: we're all children down here
JonnyGlitch: bebe
Arclight_Dynamo: @Phailhammer :D
fastlane250: >throw baby
Dog_of_Myth: Is that Bane?
VoodontWoW: Gib babby
CantWearHats: I would like to see the baby
MegaDosX: Oh I don't like any of that :p
deathjavu: so ancient queen mummy trying to steal our baby?
gayghostprince: how is a magic potion less work than sex
MegaDosX: Wait what the fuck
GhostValv: weird flex
JonnyGlitch: this is just... teriible
ButButTheJesus: Potion Brewer!
TheWriterAleph: "live forever, you will, yess mmmm:
Seth_Erickson: none could take your place
CantWearHats: is this Amnesia or Fighting Fantasy?
HorusFive: Who has vetted these "wise people"
Tiber727: For $10K you can name the baby.
Makrosian_Tae: Is this the next Choose Your Own Adventure stream?
MegaDosX: "I want a baby" "Can't do that. How about immortality?"
monakai: Wise People redeeming all their channel points
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is actually how vampires started
Raiz0k: Ah, yes, second-generation cult vibes, right there.
JonnyGlitch: I would become a total douche ruler just to spite them... I mean, more so than I'd already be
Makrosian_Tae: @megadosx Truly, like asking for $10, getting turned down, and following up by asking for $50
Electrodyne: and the Queen said "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun FLASH!!! AH-Ahhhhhh Savior of the universe"
LinearGif: "What I took away from this conversation is, you want new life"
JonnyGlitch: "How get Queen Pragante?"
CantWearHats: can u get....pregante?
Lord_ZYRK: Can you imagine pushing out a planet? seabatYIKES
Seth_Erickson: she wanted to be Mother to the World + 1
gayghostprince: secretly they don't know how babies work bc they don't have comprehensive sex Ed
prof_membrane: How is Pincessy Formed
gayghostprince: they were like "but you aren't married. how baby"
NDCazzy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
NDCazzy: Here's to the last let's nope of the year!
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Makrosian_Tae: @lord_zyrk Be careful. Anime has that covered. Don't ask too much or they might answer
Stripe_dog: Cheer100 It's my birthday! And what better way to spend it than watching my favourite spoop bois.
cgwonder: i would also lik to forget that movie...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Does that mean all the princes were ace? I'm down with this past
JonnyGlitch: happy birthday @Stripe_dog !
monakai: Babies are known to be afraid of the dark, especially in the womb
gayghostprince: that's what they call pregnancy
Stripe_dog: @JonnyGlitch Thank you!
Makrosian_Tae: Happy birthday @stripe_dog
JonnyGlitch: @Stripe_dog How many fingers?
Stripe_dog: @Makrosian_Tae Thanks!
GamesAndInk: Thaler -> Taler -> Dollar
spethycakes: thaler = taler (currency)
Lord_ZYRK: A monetary denomination
Raiger: Governor Tarken, I thought I smelled your stench...
MegaDosX: That letter was a hurricane of nouns
Raiz0k: Huh, I always thought it was "dehmehsehnes".
Borisbeaver: "Toller" german for "dollar" basically
Stripe_dog: @JonnyGlitch I only have 10 so I guess I need 12 more.
NDCazzy: @stripe_dog Happy Birthday 🎂
BusTed: praise tihana
Seth_Erickson: Long May she Reign
monakai: Oh is that Daniel from the first one?
TheWriterAleph: belopa!
matthaus_c: Belopa!
Makrosian_Tae: \o/
Electrodyne: most suspicious
LinearGif: It's short for Joachimsthaler, of course
Makrosian_Tae: Belopa
cgwonder: praise belo- i mean tihana
Kramburger: So this is game over right? you finished the game?
PharaohBender27: Yeah, Thaler is a unit of currency, but when would it have been used in North Africa?
wench_tacular: auspicious!
itomeshi: Tihana! Make way, make way!
MegaDosX: The Dragonballs!
Stripe_dog: @NDCazzy Thanks!
CleeKru: ORB
JonnyGlitch: Sounds very British for an Egyptian
Electrodyne: oh yeah, Auspicious
Makrosian_Tae: The chaos emeralds
Seth_Erickson: auspicious indeed
BusTed: Guess what you're going to need to do.
ShaneLeeAtk: Dragon Balls?
JonnyGlitch: 7 keys!
Juliamon: The Dragon Balls!
Nigouki: dragon balls?
malackey: Sweet, dragon balls
JonnyGlitch: Call Alex! Find THE KEYS
Pteraspidomorphi: We're the hero of time now
CantWearHats: that'd be blasphemy!
Seth_Erickson: One free wish
Raiger: He Who Shall Not be Named
LinearGif: By the forbidden name, Voldemort!
quentastic: Crystal balls, from the first game
matthaus_c: oh shit, the Goetia
HorusFive: They love technicalities
Raiz0k: @Borisbeaver : not really equivalent, more like "Taller" = "gold piece".
opalkatzen22: yep 'name in vain' means cursing God.
Kramburger: Also: Jesus' name was probably actually Jeshua
wench_tacular: that halibut was good enough for Jehova
Easilycrazyhat: Gotta do it in the butt if you love Jesus
GamesAndInk: Christ is a title not a name; I'm actually kind of digging this game's linguistic detail
gayghostprince: r u the expert???
JonnyGlitch: is this like, Exodus?
LinearGif: Goetia? That's demon summoning innit
matthaus_c: you're reading the Lesser Key of Solomon
deathjavu: I assume those numbers are part of a puzzle?
CantWearHats: professional biblesman
HorusFive: This is somebody's bible fan-fic
benophage: bad for the baby
Lord_ZYRK: "Can I get a tl;dr on the Bible?"
Jean_Jacques_EB: one of the books of the lesser key of salomon
cgwonder: making this poor pregnant lady flip barrels
elkae: As someone who would burst into flames if I stepped into a church, yes, that's a bibble
DarknessKingCoH: Barrel Roll!
Mysticman89: oh did Ben get ordained? maybe from one of those online forms?
Kramburger: "Sin bad, nice good."
prof_membrane: Maryu Sue Magdalen??
elkae: LUL
matthaus_c: Sinbad? PogChamp
Seth_Erickson: what happens if we check baby here?
Lord_ZYRK: Sinbad is nice and good. Gotcha.
elkae: That's a good one prof_membrane
JonnyGlitch: 3 on a match!
Makrosian_Tae: Tree of em
JonnyGlitch: watch out for snipers
TheWriterAleph: feeling board, ben?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: There are 3 lights
prof_membrane: OP Jesus Dont't Steal
Raiz0k: @Mysticman89 : given the state of dogmatic Catholicism vs. actual Catholicism, not holding my bets.
Electrodyne: brace and bit!
matthaus_c: wait... so Adam is just like all of us?
JonnyGlitch: I believe the thing Ben picked up is called an "auger", a Hand drill
Makrosian_Tae: It's tissue. Congrats, you're playing the next Dead Space!
LinearGif: What if Adam were one of us
prof_membrane: you just know someone's OC was Judas and they never got credit because Mark was a lazy writer
wench_tacular: crunch
kali_dehumanization: sup
prof_membrane: David/Jonathan v opoular on AO3.tablet
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TheWriterAleph: "HINT: Don't get got."
JonnyGlitch: Gollum!
opalkatzen22: and the hiding mechanic has been activated
LinearGif: Well y'all did just see an excerpt from a demon summoning manual, so it's probably a ghost
divisiogames: hi ben and adam! just got here but i hope y'all are doing well
opalkatzen22: I think it might be the immortal queen
ContingentCat: thank I hate it
matthaus_c: he's strong enough to just punch a fucking hole through the wall :|
Makrosian_Tae: For love of the gane
Raiz0k: Yeah, Fractional Gaming vibes 100%.
Makrosian_Tae: Game**
deathjavu: we're trying to escape these ruins...by continuously going further down
JonnyGlitch: a Stepwell?
matthaus_c: get out, he says, as he walks deeper and deeper into the hole
LinearGif: Dammit I was being sarcastic about the ghost, now there's an orb
divisiogames: walk like crab. talk like people. CRAB. PEOPLE.
fastlane250: aw yiss bring back the simpsons refs
8 raiders from Dilrain have joined!
Lord_ZYRK: Aliens from HECK
CantWearHats: bone aliens
wench_tacular: it's always aliens
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Jean_Jacques_EB: elder things?
Kramburger: But the aliens are mental illness, probably
Talin06: pick up the rope?
DrWreckage: You made someone eat their keys it better be aliens
quentastic: Does Lovecraft count as aliens?
matthaus_c: I fucking hope it's aliens
zeldakid1999: Matt ate his keys for nothing
deathjavu: three different wheels...puzzle time
JonnyGlitch: or people who drank the potion of immortality
Seth_Erickson: puzzle time PogChamp
matthaus_c: @quentastic depends, if it's Cthulhu, no. Colour Out of Space? yes
JonnyGlitch: "Eternal Life" =/= "Eternal Youth / Health"
Raiger: Maybe the REAL alien is your baby
itira: Hello everyone!
MegaDosX: @JonnyGlitch This is why you always read the fine print on deals that will grant you immortality
matthaus_c: oh shit it's strictly better monkeyrama Kappa @itira
itira: :O
Seth_Erickson: timed puzzle?
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta go fast
saucemaster5000: "I can't turn left" is a terrible medical condition ask zoolander
ContingentCat: try
Easilycrazyhat: Pop pop!
itira: It helps when you point Adam
elkae: Do you need the ropes?
Lord_ZYRK: I don't think we know each other well enough to use the top hole yet, Adam.
Mister_Hush: zyrk
ContingentCat: well that anwers that
Lord_ZYRK: Hush
matthaus_c: oh shit are you the monster
Makrosian_Tae: You are now playing Natural Selection 2
Lord_ZYRK: The monster was the babies we made along the way
cgwonder: interesting....
CantWearHats: what if humans...were the real monsters?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It can still be aliens if we are an alien
kalira77: you ARE the ancient aliens
JonnyGlitch: you're the immortal queen? Because of course you are?
quentastic: can you reach the bone with the platform out?
JonnyGlitch: if you move that bone you might be able to open that other door
voydesoul: this is all just a really bad trip from eating the Simic slaw
itira: I dont like it!
Greyah subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Greyah: That's numberwang!
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JonnyGlitch: @VoodontWoW the Ben is hurt it took you this long
LinearGif: it's a friend
elkae: What contractor built this
JonnyGlitch: I mean @voydesoul The Ben is hurt it took you this long
Lord_ZYRK: If we scooty our booty right through the schutey. . .
andy1503: hullo folks how are people tonight
itira: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: That's always a question that goes unanswered in these games
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably slaves
elkae: Like "we want you to put 3 wheels right here"
elkae: And then we have to hop
elkae: And run around
Sogheim: is it a... Trom-bone?
itira: raddle raddle
Makrosian_Tae: Femur, I think
MegaDosX: Hopefully they are more snake friendly than the last one
gayghostprince: why pet friendly but no snakes.....
JonnyGlitch: That's weird
andy1503: people being crappy about snakes is so shit
wildpeaks: aww poor noodle
Lord_ZYRK: Then you tell them THEY'RE gross and run out crying
elkae: Cute noodles tho
PharaohBender27: katesCry
cgwonder: that's a stupid rule. surely a snake is cleaner than a cat or something
GamesAndInk: But saying "Dog and cat" instead of "Pet" is like... 8 characters more.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is that not illegal in BC? Huh.
hesterbyrde: That's such bullshit. Snakes are like one of the cleanest and quietist pets
gayghostprince: they're much less destructive than any other animal
elkae: :( Baby sneks
zeldakid1999: It turns out you're just allowed to pet the people living there
JonnyGlitch: Snakes do sweet FA
JonnyGlitch: they eat, sleep, hiss, and shed.
Raiger: The ONLY thing I can think of is worry about snake getting loose and causing a worse reaction among tenants but...that's a stretch...
Jean_Jacques_EB: the platforms
v_nome: Snakes need better PR
Seth_Erickson: have to close the ramps and then reopen them I think
MegaDosX: People think cats and dogs are cute, but have preconceived notions about snakes, basically
itira: good work streamer
bjjbrain: just the most low maintenance and quiet animals, no big deal lol
Raiger: I mean, seems like less chance of damage with a snake...
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
deathjavu: PUZZLES
itira: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Makrosian_Tae: Yeah, like, a cat might claw up your carpet. A snake won't do bus!
Seth_Erickson: seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: seabatBRAIN
ButButTheJesus claps
Jean_Jacques_EB: lrrCHKN
Dog_of_Myth: Big Brain Gamers
kalira77: I'm not personally a big fan of snakes, but if you say you're pet friendly, be pet friendly. ugh. and yeah, snakes are so much less chance of damage than dogs and cats
MegaDosX: Snakes require less space, are far less destructive, and make a lot less of a mess, but they aren't "cute and fluffy" to people like cats and dogs are
ContingentCat: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
elkae: Sneks are quiet
elkae: And clean
CleeKru: like visage
Dog_of_Myth: Language lady
TheWriterAleph: heeber bejeebers
LinearGif: That could be any whore's son
bjjbrain: Like Jesus's mom lol
JonnyGlitch: puta madre!
Mister_Hush: can we call Jesus a son of a whore? i mean mythically untrue, but
matthaus_c: do you say son of a jesus?
zeldakid1999: the Faith Fuz
Sogheim: Jesus police? we're in an SMT game?!
wildpeaks: I think first Amnesia started this trend of the light in pitch darkness
CantWearHats: I think they're called the Inquisition
itira: shhhhhh shhhhh
Lord_ZYRK: The monster pops out in a red hat and robes "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"
Kramburger: I've been away, are we going to attack and dethrone god?
FlyingRamen: Christ Cops!
ContingentCat: nobody expects the spanish inquisition
Seth_Erickson: still freeloading I see when are you going to get a job?
cgwonder: yeah if you wanna be passive aggressive
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_ZYRK LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Sorry, I meant to say "son of a Karen"
Raiger: Not making noise? Don't you hear all that rumbling?
LightingExpert13: @ContingentCat so true
TheWriterAleph: Priest Cop
matthaus_c: "stfu and go get a job, baby"
electra310: Shh is short for "knock it the hell off with the kicking, kid"
LinearGif: "Let them eat manna"
BusTed: It's a mimic.
JonnyGlitch: open the box
JonnyGlitch: It's the Maltese Falcon!
itira: gasp!
Dog_of_Myth: haha
Lord_ZYRK: Was that a bird on wheels seabatTROG
wildpeaks: ah I think that's the part where I stopped, got kinda lost in the level
Makrosian_Tae: Houdini's final escape. Status, failed
matthaus_c: excuses, excuses, Benjamin
Mister_Hush: trickle down scarenomics
Raiger: Good ol trickle down fearonomics
JonnyGlitch: this is your bird, this is your bird on wheels
NightWingMistHawk: Let's get spoopy *clap clap clap clap clap*
MegaDosX: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
wildpeaks: fiddlesticks
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote holes
LRRbot: Quote #1981: "That's your out hole. You don't want to stick things in your out hole. Your pink is your in hole." —Ian [2016-02-26]
MegaDosX: Oh lawd it coming
Lord_ZYRK: It's going to its scootin hole
LinearGif: oh look another friend
JonnyGlitch: you think the developers accounted for doors?
PharaohBender27: katesSpook
Mister_Hush: @Raiger 99% of all spooks are controlled by 1% of game developers
Lord_ZYRK: *brpt*
NotCainNorAbel: the door might have actually worked
matthaus_c: holy crap the door worked
LightingExpert13: the jukes
Raiger: No no, it can't HEAR you, just smell you
wildpeaks: door MVP
ancientspark: It smeeeeeells yoooooou
Makrosian_Tae: Clever play with the cupboard
JonnyGlitch: quick fart to overwhelm it's senses
elkae: Sneeeeef
DeM0nFiRe: Just put a bucket on its head like skyrim, easy game
cgwonder: oh thank god
Raiz0k gifted a Tier 1 sub to wildpeaks! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
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Raiger: @Mister_Hush it's fine, the system works, trust us 1%!
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
MegaDosX: And then surprise! It pops out of the wall and fuckin' kills you.
wildpeaks: @Raiz0k Thanks for the gift sub! <3
Seth_Erickson: get Jebaited you nerd monster
kalira77: did this just turn into that Alien game?
cgwonder: i was literally peeking through my fingers that whole time lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: How about it sniffs DEEZ HANDS DansGame ᕤᕤ
elkae: They smell like hand sanitizer
Silvex149: the stick legs
ButButTheJesus: everybody check your babies
MegaDosX: What if I don't have a baby to check on?
deathjavu: so now we know, the wall holes are where the beast will go so we should hide further away from them
Raiger: I do the same thing with my food babies
Raiz0k: @wildpeaks : np lrrHEART
LinearGif: only dreams now
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: God, Alien Isolation was free on epic a couple of days back and if it's gonna be like that I don't think its for me
elkae: Chill baby!
kalira77: press B to baby
M4TTW4RD: popping in to say hi then gotta bounce so i dont get nightmares LOL haiii @bengineering and @LoadingReadyRun <3
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX that means *you're* the baby
ContingentCat: cool game
JonnyGlitch: Is it just me or is having a pregnant protagonist in a horror game supremely tasteless?
dbmh: What game is this
M4TTW4RD: im baby
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c ...how dare you (ง •̀_•́)ง
matthaus_c: take care @M4TTW4RD <3
I_Am_Clockwork subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
I_Am_Clockwork: 79 months? thats the sex number, right? Woo!
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ContingentCat: lrrWOW
deathjavu: @JonnyGlitch hence the content warnings at the beginning. also, a lot of content in horror games is tasteless
M4TTW4RD: @matthaus_c haha thanks bb <3
Makrosian_Tae: @jonnyglitch to be un-fair to horror games, a lot of things they do is tasteless
itira: slenderman? is that you?
MegaDosX: I have the advantage of it being in the middle of the day, which definitely blunts the spookiness of these games
M4TTW4RD: omfg
wildpeaks: gogcomSpoopy
HorusFive: I hate that thing. Good design
Tiber727: @JonnyGlitch I see no problem with it.
M4TTW4RD: this is actually the worst
cgwonder: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat yeah alien isolation is very tense. i really enjoyed watching a let's play of it though so if you like watching but not playing spoopy games I would recommend. dunno if LRR ever palyed it
benophage: chinese hopping vampire
odocoelus: This morning's (minecraft) notification email was entirely correct, but most, including for this one, still have the wrong subject line, at least for me.
Silvex149: waddle waddle
PharaohBender27: lrrHERE
nullrush subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months, currently on a 83 month streak!
nullrush: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
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itira: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
elkae: Scooty boi
cgwonder: that fucking got me
GhostValv: :)
JonnyGlitch: shh Ben it'll hear you!
spethycakes: my adrenaline is spiking from Ben's scream alone
opalkatzen22: What if the creatures are the wise men
LinearGif: Well that thing is misproportioned
dbmh: we need a scream count
Drunk_Owl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
Drunk_Owl: Hell yeah
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Lord_ZYRK: Have you considered out-juking this nerd?
LinearGif: Needs a back brace
elkae: That was like a panic hoot
matthaus_c: Thanks for the 2020Celebrate @drunk_owl
saucemaster5000: ben's prarie dogging
M4TTW4RD: @LinearGif we stan all bodies!
Raiz0k: Ben's just getting redder by the second.
JonnyGlitch: pops it's head out, screams, then retreats. Yeah. Just like a groundhog
Drunk_Owl: @matthaus_c You're welcome!
LinearGif: @M4TTW4RD you're right, mea culpa
matthaus_c: <3
RassilonDND: theres 2 things i never want to see die in video games: innocent kids and innocent dogs/cats/pets
wildpeaks: happy belly rubs
M4TTW4RD: @LinearGif <3
TacitusVigil: Ben saw his shadow, that means six more weeks of 2020. Thanks Ben. Kappa
cgwonder: i think it went into the wall but i'm not 100% sure
Sanityis0verrated: hello friends
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil lrrWOW
matthaus_c: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
rendelnep: Thanks for the 2020Shred @nullrush
JonnyGlitch: at least not YOUR holes, only it's specific monster holes
Raiz0k: We're safe in here "looks both ways into sewers".
M4TTW4RD: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! omg this is next level
cgwonder: it makes a reasonable detectable rock crumbling sound when it leaves
Sanityis0verrated: I was thinking the same m4tt
LinearGif: nothing good ever happens in water
deathjavu: why are we trying to escape by going down???
andy1503: everybody loves to go to the pool
ButButTheJesus: katesScared
GhostValv: oh no
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 It's not a great New Year's Steve tradition, I admit.
cgwonder: ooooh this baby defintiely getting radioactive powers
GhostValv: guess I'll die
nullrush: boy would a water monster be bad right now
Raiger: "Guess i'll die"
matthaus_c: I remember this section of skyrim
YawnLance: @M4TTW4RD We're pregnant and it's only maybe some sort of monster creature :D
JonnyGlitch: Yeah I wouldn't be scared of doing that, I just wouldn't do that
itira: HAHA
M4TTW4RD: @YawnLance :O
Raiz0k: Symbol!
cgwonder: fucking hell
LinearGif: Adam said the Jesus word!
wildpeaks: you called it :D
YawnLance: Maybe Ben's the real spooky monster
MegaDosX: You got an achievement at least
M4TTW4RD: m4ttw4Shook m4ttw4Shook m4ttw4Shook
Makrosian_Tae: Sludge pool anyone?
matthaus_c: that's food!
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: oh noooooo
wildpeaks: oh noo
nullrush: sick speedrun tech
ContingentCat: uhhh?
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: YES
andy1503: ben you are doing more of the jumpscare than this game has
matthaus_c: Watch + Nope!
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
bv310: Adam said the J word, call the Catholicops!
elkae: Subocean get!
deathjavu: oh nooo, we found the sub ocean
KV1NN4: was that just a bunch of meat up th--nvm subocean time
wildpeaks: suddendly, our sanity allows us to see through time
LightingExpert13: hello subocean
NightWingMistHawk slow claps at the boundry break while diving into the sub ocean
roombanade: weird, I thought the subocean was reserved for Watch+Play
korvys: Babies can hold their breath for like... 9 months
wildpeaks: thank goodness we can't smell this place
matthaus_c: @KV1NN4 to answer your other concern it was a bunch of sausaged meat
Drunk_Owl: Oh cool, didn't realize today was watch & play. I have to assume that with the subocean visit
Makrosian_Tae: Oh bus
NotCainNorAbel: the water would probably be fine. the gases trapped in those air pockets would probably kill you
itira: i hate iiiittt
cgwonder: oh no oh no oh no
wildpeaks: fudge
itira: omggg
ancientspark: Aaaaaaaah
itira: fuuuuck this lolol
wildpeaks: this was a good jumpscare
spethycakes: mistake, mistake, so many mistakes
matthaus_c: BEN you said it doesn't go through holes!
JonnyGlitch: iT's cOmInG fOr YoU
Silvex149: RUR RUN
itira: hjahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
MegaDosX: You got flushed
Sanityis0verrated: I missed the previous episode anything I should know other than we pregnant and we run
wildpeaks: woohoo
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
cgwonder: fuck ing hell
itira: im so on edge lol
Lord_ZYRK: At least they didn't do it with a bunch of spiders as big as your head like they did in Penumbra
M4TTW4RD: but also congrats bb
Dog_of_Myth: Streamer goes down the hole
Mister_Hush: Good spooky game stuff, spooky game
LinearGif: Time to check my blood pressure
matthaus_c: oh hey, further and further away from escaping this place!
KV1NN4: @matthaus_c how, um, civilised. D:
benophage: that's the thingy that fell
JonnyGlitch: Open, space, lot's of natural light, what's the rent?
itira: that fucking whimper that Ben made is the exact noise i made lol
ButButTheJesus: @Sanityis0verrated we were trying to find our husband and we found his corpse
Lord_ZYRK: She said down
elkae: Do they accept sneks
TheWriterAleph: making your way downtown
cgwonder: this is why i can't play horro games myself because chase sequences make me so tense that i'd just freak out and forget every control
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: could we have gone another way?
deathjavu: I've been asking why we were trying to get out by going down this whole time
Seth_Erickson: you must go down to go up HahaThink
RassilonDND: i wonder how wet those candles are
LinearGif: don't talk to strange ghosts, smh
YawnLance: Ghost hole!
Mister_Hush: I feel like that kind of chase sequence is what these developers have been trying to do since Penumbra, and I'm glad they finally got it right on their return to aliens.
deathjavu: also, we are getting to resident evil levels of underground nonsense here
wildpeaks: "this seems safe"
matthaus_c: it's the last thing that brings us joy that we haven't monetised!
cgwonder: follooooow the ghoooooost
BusTed: benginSpoop
ButButTheJesus: @Sanityis0verrated oh and we found this magic compass thing
LightingExpert13: that seems like a wisp leading you to death.
wildpeaks: flooded underground crevasse
NightWingMistHawk: But secret tunnel!
spethycakes: funny how you trust one creepy thing but not another
itira: boy howdy
TheWriterAleph: blub blub blub
deathjavu: no that baby is mega dead
RassilonDND: was that a trombone handle?
wildpeaks: 2 years old, if the number of candles is accurate
Vanbael subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
Vanbael: There's so many 'nope' in this game.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Vanbael! (Today's storm count: 77)
YawnLance: Oh
cgwonder: oh noo
BusTed: rayfkWelp
GamesAndInk: The candle being blown out is important because it establishes this character has good lung capacity and can survive extensive drownings.
circusofkirkus: again?
TheWriterAleph: Bye Adam!
Lord_ZYRK: Again FailFish
PharaohBender27: AGAIN!?
Larkonus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
Larkonus: Thank you for subjecting yourself to sheer terror for our amusement, Ben.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Larkonus! (Today's storm count: 78)
Makrosian_Tae: GAMEPLAY
Raiz0k: Ah.
Mister_Hush: breaky time
YawnLance: Early break!
MegaDosX: Did his internet die or did he yank the cable when he got spooked last? :p
elkae: tqsRIP
spethycakes: two nights in a row is frustrating
spethycakes: for him
itomeshi: Yes, 'Adam's internet died'.
matthaus_c: we're gonna break, like Adam's internet!
Lord_ZYRK: Dear Adam's ISP, stop honking a big one. Signed, a Troglodyte seabatTROG
deathjavu: comcaaaaast! *shakes fist*
Dog_of_Myth: Now we can say nice things about Adam, chat.
hatboozeparty subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
hatboozeparty: lrrSPOOP
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matthaus_c: Adam is very cute and 5 is totally greater than 9
azninsect: noooooo internet issues for adam :(
Seth_Erickson: sudden but abrupt Jazz
Seth_Erickson: PogChamp
elkae: Sudden = abrupt tho?
elkae: *Jazz hands*
CastleOtranto: I think Adam is cool and I am jealous of his elegant hair.
Seth_Erickson: probably sounded good in my head LUL
elkae: LUL
JonnyGlitch: This sounds like Sims music
elkae: <3
deathjavu: chat, cat has fallen asleep on lap but my feet are losing circulation, wat do
JonnyGlitch: wait no it's Road Quest?
spethycakes: Adam has a good personality and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
elkae: @deathjavu No more feet for you
ContingentCat: @deathjavu accept your fate
Makrosian_Tae: @deathjavu guess you'll just die
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is wonderful person
electra310: Yeah, the Road Quest music
The_Color_Twelve: this music is great
elkae: Adam's laugh can cure all ills
MagicalAttackGecko: @deathjavu pet cat to mask a change in position
matthaus_c: @deathjavu it was nice to meet your legs... wait no that sounds weird
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
LightingExpert13: is this still big giant circles?
Vanbael: yep
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this sounds like the road quest soundtrack, in which case yep
NightWingMistHawk: LightingExpert13 I believe so
itomeshi: From the Road Quest album
deathjavu: I solved the puzzle chat - rolled chair over to cat treats and tossed to remove cat from dying feet
SmoreThanAFeelin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
SmoreThanAFeelin: More Adam!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SmoreThanAFeelin! (Today's storm count: 80)
LinearGif: Needs even more Adam
deathjavu: shitty puzzle mechanics paying off in real life
ochikonda_kitsune: Is Paul in chat? Question Im trying to watch old Matters of Import vods on youtube yet Lupin the 3rd episodes 1 and 2 blocked. Is there anyway I can watch those
wildpeaks: Adam's internet got spooped
MegaDosX: Yay Adam's back!
Arclight_Dynamo: It's winter in Canada; his pipes froze.
Vanbael: More Adam is better Adam
aerobeing: Internet being interdimensional.
MizzMedia: It’s my two favourite boys Ben and Adam
cgwonder: oh no
Nigouki: we took the baby for a ride on a slide
LightingExpert13: @NightWingMistHawk the first bit of the music sounded completely different.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a *metaphor*
ContingentCat: whoop
NightWingMistHawk: Oh dat babbo dead
deathjavu: ancient immortal queen with no baby definitely stole our baby
Seth_Erickson: maybe it finally moved out and found a job Kappa
elkae: Didn't check it enough
MegaDosX: Ben finds himself suddenly struck with a strong sense of agoraphobia after being in all of those tight spaces
ContingentCat: dang freeloader babies lrrBEEJ
wildpeaks: oh good, the trees are humming
matthaus_c: who are who, lady
HundreydAundre: aaauuuuph, ad-streaks!
spethycakes: "I'm totally a not-evil orb that's not at all bent on stealing your unborn child"
Violet__Violence: yep first amnesia did that too, you were just a floating hand lol
GamesAndInk: Show feet
LinearGif: Games where you have a hand but no other body, ugh
wildpeaks: happy little oasis
matthaus_c: the new technology? ray tracing? nah. PC has body? yah.
cgwonder: one day someone should make a game whent he big reveal i that you actually ARE a floating camera and you thought you were a person the whole time
CleeKru: cap?
CantWearHats: swearing? on this good christian stream?
TheWriterAleph: PG for Pretty Great B)
Tiber727: Don't forget the Rayman hands locked to the bottom of the camera.
HundreydAundre: @spethycakes Sounds pretty Haunted Mansion AU.
LinearGif: Yep, that's a ghoul
saucemaster5000: jesus is an acronym for the five worst swears
wildpeaks: paradise has strict rules: need to wear shirts and don't eat humans, fair enough
Nigouki: there was plenty of uneaten human flesh back there? who is such a wasteful eater?
deathjavu: hot spring episode!
matthaus_c: have the baby take a sip from the onsen
HundreydAundre: Chill Ghreese
MegaDosX: Deep Purple intensifies
LinearGif: See the hot bath makes the hot everywhere seem less hot
Tiber727: @cgwonder The XCOM FPS game was a little like that. The game was in third person because it turned out you were an invisible alien latched to the back of a guy, controlling him.
wildpeaks: the hot tub episodes ?
Mysticman89: what happens at the onsen stays at the onsen
MegaDosX: Didn't you literally do that in Road Quest?
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge goes to a coffee shop. Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: You did it in RQ
matthaus_c: Ian whips his dick out?
cgwonder: @Tiber727 ooooh that's cool!
electra310: Hot tub not good for babies
Seth_Erickson: the onsen would be about Beej Lore I think
quentastic: there was a page under those boxes?
CantWearHats: I mean this is what happened at Road Quest
letfireraindown: It was the hot tub episodes of feed dump
HundreydAundre: This is new....?
NightWingMistHawk: Ben just starts splashing everyone
The_Color_Twelve: Ian and Beej have a major sub plot(s)
aerobeing: What happens at the onsen stays at the onsen.
benophage: cori accidentally resummons a demon she banished in the first episode
ContingentCat: because Japan
Lord_ZYRK: It's refreshing
gayghostprince: that just sounds like a stomach ache
HundreydAundre: Some sort of, archaic tap water....
wildpeaks: cold milk is refreshing
PMAvers: I think it's after you get out?
cgwonder: i love a glass of cold milk
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, the LRR anime takes place in Victoria. You wouldn't have an onsen episode. What's the Victoria equivalent of an onsen?
matthaus_c: cold milk is real good. I can see it being awesome to drink in an onsen
ArchAether: Cold milk after the onsen, lol
Makrosian_Tae: Ian summons a tentacle monstwr
cgwonder: in fact i might go get one right now
wildpeaks: darn, now I'm craving a glass of milk :D
CleeKru: aren't most japanese people lactose intolerant?
saucemaster5000: milk, hot bath, naked.... is this a baby fetish thing?
elkae: Or Miak, whatever you want, Adam
gayghostprince: ew milk
LinearGif: Gotta let the milk curdle in your stomach
Phailhammer: Arclight_Dynamo The onsen episode is Ian and Beej trying to open an onsen in Victoria. :p
MegaDosX: Ben no
Arclight_Dynamo: @Phailhammer ...okay, that scans. :D
Tiber727: Give her a hat!
matthaus_c: but the real question is... who peeps into the lady onsen area?
JonnyGlitch: you immortal
ContingentCat: Milk generally is pretty gross to me really, I only ever have it in coffee
NightWingMistHawk: So besides the Doctor are any other members of our crew alive?
BusTed: Getting the most of it.
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
korvys: Maybe we're the baby?
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: are we going to have a ghost baby then?
meachamo: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
HundreydAundre: I get it. the shrines are a checkpoint.
LightingExpert13: @Phailhammer are you referencing road quest or a different episode completely?
matthaus_c: get your value
e_bloc: cool if we're a ghost maybe emily will date us
wildpeaks: value added
ButButTheJesus: spaaaaaaaace!
elkae: MAWP
matthaus_c: vampires in space > ghosts in space
wolvsbane: Classic
hesterbyrde: I'm so sad that Ben's not enjoying his new toy. XD
Raiz0k: Good use there.
Tiber727: Were you transmitting from coast to coast?
JonnyGlitch: You are the flesh eating monster of course
cgwonder: so so far it seems like we survived, journed through the fort and stuff with the other survivors, then somehow ended up back in the plane with amnesia?
deathjavu: good news, the dialogue doesn't appear to be telling us what is going on, so you're safe
Raiz0k: Because you are!
HundreydAundre: Whaaaat....?
ContingentCat: ok someone clip that for when Ben i confused later
Nigouki: this note is just a recap episode
LinearGif: Why would she spell ghoul like that if it's hearsay in the first place
Phailhammer: LightingExpert13 Just speculating about what the onsen episode of a LRR anime would be.
deathjavu: except that maybe this all already happened and we're actually dead?
wolvsbane: Shouldn't it be pig ghosts in space?
e_bloc: we're assuming there's a coherent plot
Makrosian_Tae: Ben you are a goddam treasure LUL
LightingExpert13: @Phailhammer that would be a really interesting anime ova
wildpeaks: so this is how we got the amulet on our arm
Seth_Erickson: so she's been using the watch to time travel I think?
HundreydAundre: Yea, except I believe the note is all in the past...
fastlane250: never learning
deathjavu: ben has been given too much power
ButButTheJesus: ben... never stop LUL
Alienfirst: ben has too much power
YawnLance: Ben has become too powerful
MegaDosX: Boy, that's never going to get old :p
wildpeaks: that's.. ominous
fastlane250: hmmm that didnt seem sus at all
HundreydAundre: And you're not YOU entirely after you've had amnesia.
BusTed: welp
fastlane250: LUL
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben no.
Izandai: Imma hold you to that, Ben.
TheWriterAleph: ben's gone mad with power
korvys: I like that one more than the robot
Tiber727: You don't need to hold the speaker to your eyes.
deathjavu: ok that's ominous
bv310: No one Ben should have all this power
LinearGif: The beacons are lit, doctor calls for aid
YawnLance: Ah Ben as a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz
matthaus_c: yes you are using that again and you know it
Nigouki: that's a promise you can't keep
benophage: have you had this whole time?!
NightWingMistHawk: Welcome to the "Ben messes with the soundboard" episode
gualdhar: Christ's Name Ben stop abusing your power
LightingExpert13: "Ho Ho Ho we are santa's elves"
hesterbyrde: Sus
wolvsbane: Doctor? Doctor Who?
Raiz0k: "well... not inany sacrificial state?"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Professional audio engineer Ben Ulmer, everyone.
MegaDosX: Man this guy is lying through his teeth
deathjavu: doctor def evil and hiding something
HundreydAundre: Well? Why?
HundreydAundre: B1-Ben
SmoreThanAFeelin: hello there
Vanbael: ah, avoid the mind killer
wildpeaks: fear is the mind killer, young padawan
HundreydAundre: Bee One-Battle Ben
cgwonder: hello there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well if it's an evil doctor, it might not be aliens
Makrosian_Tae: Just a wee spirit. A wee, squeaky spirit
JonnyGlitch: That was a fight I felt Obi Wan should've lost
Alienfirst: BEN NO
Koshindan: It's Obi Wan no Obi Lose.
MegaDosX: You said you wouldn't use it again!
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha
wildpeaks: :D
Izandai: tqsLol I will accept this.
BusTed: mmhm.
YawnLance: Thank you Ben
fastlane250: LUL
ButButTheJesus: BEN YES
spethycakes: What have you done?!
GhostValv: k
JakeKamas: Thank you
mira_april1979: lrrAWESOME
blooperman12: Gorgeous
korvys: keep it. I want it on all the time
LinearGif: getting bad Halloween candy like "your lifesaver will make a fine addition to my collection"
niccus: is ben going to be at the 1mil desert bus special at full power?
dbmh: Thank you
NightWingMistHawk: I'm bussing dying :D
cgwonder: and in the name oooof the lollipop GUIIILD, we'd like to welcome you to munchkin town!
DjinnBardel: Ben is a confirmed Munchkin
SquareDotCube: Hey Ben, when will the sun come out?
Makrosian_Tae: This is reading like some weird weird Star Wars fan fiction
Arclight_Dynamo: Why does the soundboard have a James filter? Kappa
shendaras: once more with feeling?
benophage: THE CLAW!
elkae: It's Spoopifer's voice!
Nigouki: hey Ben, what do you sound like when trapped in a box? Kappa
circusofkirkus: time to fry in the desert again
JonnyGlitch: you shouldn't smoke while pragante
matthaus_c: friends, I have a trip in like 6 hours, so I'm gonna lurk and sleep to these chill baby spoops. love you all benginHeart
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: What about the carrot milk guild, Ben?
deathjavu: I'm sure this will be straightforward and nothing else bad will happen
Tiber727: Where there's smoke, there's monsters.
ButButTheJesus: a what now
Makrosian_Tae: Grievous was better in the Clone Wars shorts
pine_boi: how far in the game are we
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Sleep well! Enjoy your trip benginHeart
Rumiir_the_Dragon: In the 2d one
Dog_of_Myth: 2d
MegaDosX: 2D is when he's a badass
JosephDeath: I remember him being incredibly badass in the 2D one
LithelyUnshod: He's a srtaight-up Jedi killer in the Tartakovsky one
RedRaptor: 2D animated Grievous stalked Jedi
korvys: Didn't he get injured (in some other media) right before Episode 2, which is why he lost?
MegaDosX: But then Windu crushes his chestplate with the Force in the last episode, and that's why he sounds like he smokes a pack a day in Ep3
korvys: (3?)
deathjavu: yeah the 2d one he kills like at least a dozen jedi
YawnLance: The 3d one is surprisingly good
MegaDosX: 2D his first appearance has him kill three Jedi without taking any damage, from memory
Izandai: That's... Certainly a way that one could shorten that name.
Makrosian_Tae: To the Grievous mobile!!
LithelyUnshod: Talia al-Ghul?
cgwonder: yeah i wanna watch the animated shows now becuase a) i've heard good things and b) it seems some of the upcoming disney+ shows will be based on those characters and events
ButButTheJesus: details? in a game?
Lord_ZYRK: Bedouins and Batmans
cgwonder: BEN
Manae: too much wow
wildpeaks: sir
circusofkirkus: Ben would be a terrible pregnant mother
HundreydAundre: Tasi
MegaDosX: Ben with the hubris play there
Tiber727: Because Soul Calibur is an awesome series.
TacitusVigil: "I've been calling her "Krandle" this whole time! Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
tergonis: pretty sure we're dead
saucemaster5000: dave filoni has done such a good job on mandalorian (mostly, don't know about that last episode reveal), I've been convinced to go check out clone wars
Sanityis0verrated: demon babies are quite sturdy
Izandai: Isn't it like *really* important to get your exercise when you're pregnant?
Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm eating for two, now." *Squeezes entire tube of cookie dough into mouth*
TacitusVigil: Is it a Jack Sparrow magic compass or a His Dark Materials magic compass?
deathjavu: but...the way forward through the canyon was open? why go into the cave??
korvys: "You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over my compass"
benophage: how many times would you check the baby?
wildpeaks: lämp
LinearGif: you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel
Makrosian_Tae: Oh god
Izandai: tqsLol It's definitely important that you eat healthier than nuggies every third meal.
Pteraspidomorphi: A classic
JonnyGlitch: that's not how that kind of quicksand works
IsaTheEngie: the real test of Ben's capability as a pregnant mother would be Death Stranding
Izandai: BEN
JonnyGlitch: YES
MegaDosX: BEN
JonnyGlitch: MORE
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
LinearGif: big old antlion trap
Vanbael: YAS!
spethycakes: promise broken so quickly
ButButTheJesus: BEN. YES.
YawnLance: Someone stop this man
deathjavu: ben proven liar within 5 minutes
JosephDeath: Who gave this to Ben...
circusofkirkus: IT WAS UNIQUE
BusTed: Haha.
Izandai: tqsLol
tergonis: made of lies
benophage: +1
BusTed: Let Ben play with his new toy.
Nigouki: It's not a lie if we know it's a promise he can't keep!
Sanityis0verrated: never means never ben
shendaras: a big fat sexy liar
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
korvys: The robot is way worse than the munchkin
cgwonder: it is 100% aliens
MegaDosX: *hands* Aliens.
HundreydAundre: Yep. Goin' in and out. 20 minute adventure....
elkae: Elevator button plz
Izandai: Look, you can use whatever voices you want. But we are going to roast you for breaking your promise every time you do.
JonnyGlitch: what what? I got a streamdeck on sale and programmed MorphVOX, wasn't over $200
benophage: that's gonna get content ided
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: DAMMIT It's aliens
wildpeaks: cool vista
Seth_Erickson: it was never notified t going to be aliens
LithelyUnshod: Uh, Dead Space?
CleeKru: all of dead space????
Raiger: Thanks Ben, I hate it lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tergonis: oh man are we going full crystal skull?
circusofkirkus: Dead Space?
LinearGif: aliens are just sufficiently advanced demons
Dog_of_Myth: It's game over, man!
spethycakes: They can say Mother Mary, but not Jesus...
kalira77: have they played Alien Isolation on let's nope?
MegaDosX: Baby is totally an alien
fastlane250: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
zeldakid1999: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SquareDotCube: This seems more Atlantis-esque
Seth_Erickson: back home from it's 9-5
IsaTheEngie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ButButTheJesus: *baby gives thumbs up*
GhostValv: wah wah wah waaaahh~~~~
deathjavu: baby only felt in weird hallucination realm, this def a silent hill type thing where baby was dead all along
wildpeaks: midly concerned the baby seemed alright as soon as we arrive di nthe alien world
TacitusVigil: Stargate Atlantis is a thing
Makrosian_Tae: Oh my god...
Soul1355: old stargate is great
DrasonSpike: Oh wow the baby is alive and pointing to the sign
Makrosian_Tae: Are you forgetting Dead Space??
TacitusVigil: Stargate is not as heavy.
Arclight_Dynamo: Stargate, watch the film then SG1. Battlestar, start with the reboot miniseries.
LithelyUnshod: BSG is great
JonnyGlitch: the 2003 BSG is great
Soul1355: I'm rewathing it now
theinvisiblevoice: atlantis is solid but sg1 is great
korvys: Ben, I have been marathoning Stargate for MONTHS and I'm still not done.
Izandai: For Stargate, start with SG-1. You can watch the movie if you want to, but it's wholly unnecessary.
JonnyGlitch: the early SG-1 is very "family time adventure of the week"
enki1256: SG1, yes. Until like, season 9 was the switch in characters?>
hesterbyrde: BSG is good and welldone but it's heavy. Stargate is more snacky and while dated, holds up
Sanityis0verrated: Adam also likes a lot of things
PhilanthropyLich: BSG starts strong, Stargate takes a couple seasons to find its feet
LinearGif: I've heard good things about BSG from someone with highly discriminating taste
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Watch stargate first. Battle star is better and stargate will fall flat.
unicornvector: Stargate SG1 was my jam in school!
korvys: There are 10 + 5 + 3 + 1 seasons, plus 3 movies
Izandai: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt Excuse you
TacitusVigil: Season 1 of Stargate is...ok...but ends on a kickass season finale.
JonnyGlitch: I thought SGU was AMAZING
PMAvers: The best part of BSG is the board game fight me.
theonlybm: Stupid baby cant even read
elkae: Alice in Wonderland?
ContingentCat: Another dimension
LinearGif: zat an armor rack?
wildpeaks: fancy clothes store ?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Big fan of SG series. But BSG was amazing.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Is this... the shadowlands?
kalira77: sounded likely, elkae
benophage: content ID
shendaras: SGU was just very different from SG1
LinearGif: Is that Enochian?
Izandai: @TacitusVigil I feel like it's pretty common for good TV shows to not really hit their stride until the second season. New Who definitely was like that.
deathjavu: aw, these ipads are broken
JonnyGlitch: It says... "send... feet... pics...."
circusofkirkus: ask the baby to translate
deathjavu: all the flickering text
MegaDosX: It's just the Navy SEAL copypasta
HundreydAundre: anatomy.
Dog_of_Myth: It says "Drink your Ovaltine"
deathjavu: ah, this ipad works
HundreydAundre: It hath two bees.
elkae: @kalira77 I missed the previous eps, I think the kid's name was Alys?
wildpeaks: space alien rosetta stone
circusofkirkus: m'lady
ButButTheJesus: m'malady
ContingentCat: tiffs hat m'alady
Izandai: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt Alright, that's fair. I haven't seen BSG so I can't really comment.
theonlybm: m'alien
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wildpeaks: lots of references to the story of the first game
ContingentCat: \o/
MegaDosX: Is she the immortal queen that was mentioned earlier, I wonder
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: \o/
Dog_of_Myth: \o/
BanditoHorse: A most auspicious name
TheWriterAleph: she's a turtle?
LithelyUnshod: The serum wrecked her ovaries
serramarkov: They're vampires~
benophage: BELOPA!
electra310: No bebbes for the empress?
JonnyGlitch: it did say "them" though, so I think she was pregnant
cgwonder: i like the font they used for the slate. very artemis fowl
Makrosian_Tae: \ o /
LinearGif: "Atua"? Polynesian word for god?
wolvsbane: Nice
BanditoHorse: is belopa the name?
lamina5432: it's like long live the emperor probably
deathjavu: they gave her the immortality serum and it withered her reproductive organs as far as I can tell
Dog_of_Myth: \o/
korvys: Maybe we're the baby?
LithelyUnshod: @TheWriterAleph The turtle is A'Tuin
jessieimproved: prism?
Makrosian_Tae: It's the same thing with Vampires ain't it? Live forever, can't have kids
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @izandai you should check out the new series. Just rewatched SGU since I couldn’t remember that one as well... and I have to say, a lot of the spaceship limited supplies tension was done better and less repetitively in BSG. As well as the political drama.
Nigouki: construct additional pylons
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh oh, it's the talos principle
Dog_of_Myth: Game play
Izandai: @deathjavu I mean, I would take never being able to have kids for immortality. But that's just me. tqsShrug
cgwonder: looks like a hospital bed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It sounds like the serum refreshed her health but made her unable to bear children
Makrosian_Tae: Belopa!
MegaDosX: Looks more like a dentist's chair
deathjavu: @Izandai seems like it's not eternal youth with the eternal life, so...prob not a great deal
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's the chair from assassin's creed
Izandai: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt BSG should probably be on my list, but it's gonna have to be a ways down. It's a very long list.
deathjavu: man a lot of these ipads are broken
Izandai: @deathjavu Hmmm. Still prolly worth it TBH.
wildpeaks: must be alien e-ink displays
niccus: the people who made the RAT mice finally made a gamer chair
YawnLance: The trick with gaming chairs is just to give up on ever experiencing any comfort ever again :)
delta__vee: i like it when the ufos visit because their sandals are so comfy
JonnyGlitch: Wait... Is this just Jupiter Ascending?!?!
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Makrosian_Tae: Looks like the same chair they found the progenitor in at the beginning of Alien
kalira77: oh no. this place is connected to the sea kingdom... belopa!
JonnyGlitch: Soylent Green is People!
Izandai: I disagree with that pronounciation.
Makrosian_Tae: You must construct additional pylons
JonnyGlitch: this is literally the plot to Jupiter Ascending
artificer144: r u alone ben?
BanditoHorse: I don't remember Jupiter Ascending having a plot
artificer144: ah
azninsect: McDonalds \o/
itira: \o/
TacitusVigil: We have eternity at home!
LinearGif: This is all spoopy and all but I really wish they showed the alien text more clearly, but it's always so tiny
artificer144: a adam has spoken
Lord_ZYRK: It's for me :)
JonnyGlitch: @BanditoHorse it's better if you look at it as a fairytale in space, as opposed to a "sci-fi"
ButButTheJesus: Adam? Caring about plot?
hesterbyrde: Adam's like "What is this strange sensation...?"
electra310: I think the plot of Jupiter Ascending is that bees can sense royalty
JonnyGlitch: Oh no, Gameplay!
SmoreThanAFeelin: lets go puzzlemaster
Pteraspidomorphi: Hurray, puzzles
rasterscan: Bad horror game exhibit A: Daymare 1998, as seen on the 2020 stream highlights
andy1503: oh this looks cool as heck
wildpeaks: I smell a puzzle
niccus: this is the $800 model
elkae: Who built the puzzle room, and HHHHWHY
artificer144: to spoopy for me im out see yall soon o/
ContingentCat: \[T]/
elkae: Take care @artificer144
Makrosian_Tae: It's a puzzle. WELCOME TO MYST!!
deathjavu: maybe that pyramid thingie from earlier?
Raiger: Put baby inside
BusTed: Like a glove.
Lord_ZYRK: The horadric cube :O
BanditoHorse: oh no don't remind me of mist. I never made it past the like, second world?
andy1503: no you are thinking with portals ish i guess
jessieimproved: pick everything up, throw on floor
JonnyGlitch: looks like it needs DDD batteries
ButButTheJesus: ORB
wildpeaks: lrrCIRCLE
CleeKru: lrrCIRCLE
ContingentCat: lrrCIRCLE
Dog_of_Myth: THE ORB
MegaDosX: Imagine if she just ate it whole
korvys: Now slam dunk it onto onto something
BanditoHorse: orb
JonnyGlitch: lrrCIRCLE
NimrodXIV: praise orb
Vanbael: Praise be to lrrCIRCLE
azninsect: lrrCIRCLE
RockPusher: GivePLZ lrrCIRCLE TakeNRG
sfn____: lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrCREEPR
Halvhir: lrrCIRCLE
7gorobei: praise belorba
Talin06: make a triangle
Makrosian_Tae: Orb
ContingentCat: and auspiscious orb
ContingentCat: *an
LinearGif: If you don't learn to master the orb, then the orb will become your master
jessieimproved: this is one of them bad stargate worlds
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wildpeaks: we spent so much time rebuilding the orb in the first game, good thing it's in one piece this time
MegaDosX: It's a trap!
LinearGif: That's probably fine
andy1503: the prior part of this game was not super my jam but i mega love this
ButButTheJesus: Thanks for the 2020Wish @bahamutwize
jessieimproved: i'm not sure we want to know how to make vitae
deathjavu: we needed 2 batteries - probably have to pull the orb back out
BanditoHorse: is this the same orb? I thought the different Amnesia games weren't supposed to tie into each other
SquareDotCube: gotta go to the cit-ae to pick up some vitae
ChainedDreamer: Well the word comes from Vita, which is life, so you know what to do...
wildpeaks: at the vitae store
wildpeaks: did we break our wifi
ButButTheJesus: need more weefees
spethycakes: SingsNote This magic modem SingsNote
deathjavu: man this magic modem has terrible range
JonnyGlitch: gotta put it where it gets the best reception
wildpeaks: good enough :D
wildpeaks: ohh so pretty
andy1503: holy crap
BanditoHorse: we take those
Makrosian_Tae: Brilliant
fastlane250: not in kansas anymore
MegaDosX: I don't think you're in Kansas anymore Ben
JonnyGlitch: Hi mum!
DarknessKingCoH: City 17?
Pteraspidomorphi: This is like a myst franchise age
Makrosian_Tae: It needs line of sight
NimrodXIV: oh I don't like that
Izandai: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
DrasonSpike: Litches?
Raiger: Mordor!?
andy1503: they are eternal i guess
wildpeaks: I love these cool vistas
Makrosian_Tae: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
JonnyGlitch: what is this guys accent?
Lord_ZYRK: Is this apparatus a sex thing?
LinearGif: Kindred and vitae eh
elkae: Fantasy accent
jessieimproved: I thought the same lol
circusofkirkus: Bah humbug
TheWriterAleph: my co cayne
GhostValv: :)
JonnyGlitch: it's like, whealisly Michal Cane
BusTed: It's at least as good as your impression.
SquareDotCube: "potion seller, I need your strongest potions"
TheWriterAleph: butler to Bruce Wayne
wildpeaks: you cannot handle our strongest vitae
fastlane250: no more slurpo juice
circusofkirkus: seems fine
circusofkirkus: walk it off
JonnyGlitch: guess what he turns into?
itira: fuck...
ButButTheJesus: fun!
Darleysam: don't the Dew
Koshindan: Death rattle
BanditoHorse: slurm addiction is serious business
Lord_ZYRK: His gamer lights went out NotLikeThis
Manae: Are you sure that isn't the queen?
Makrosian_Tae: Brutal
LinearGif: Failed quest: the House always wins
JonnyGlitch: Oh I don't think he'll die, I think he'll become one of those things
DrWreckage: Also how many centuries was he sitting there and not solving the problem anyway?
Phailhammer: LinearGif benginLol
deathjavu: she really isn't pegging this as alien at this point?
Izandai: cool
JonnyGlitch: so cute!
BusTed: Baby Baraka
Tiber727: I'm assuming by SOMA logic that you probably had to.
ButButTheJesus: noooooooooooope
GhostValv: rough day
Kramburger: I walk away for 30 minutes and sudden;y we're in Skyrim?
Lord_ZYRK: Biiig grinnin
PharaohBender27: Oh well tqsShrug
elkae: :D
MegaDosX: Alas, poor Yorick
Manae: Mermaid?
LightingExpert13: its happy to see you
LinearGif: why gremlin, such long teeth you have
Elevation_4000_FT: Belopa!
Makrosian_Tae: BARACCA
Phailhammer: BARACCA
Koshindan: Baraccas!
electra310: Baracca!
JonnyGlitch: god this accent is killing me
Izandai: For a moment there Adam I thought you were gonna say the dead thing looks like Barak Obama. tqsLol
ButButTheJesus: Baracca!
Raiger: I knew him, Horatio
ContingentCat: Barraccaaa
Vanbael: BARACCA!
GhostValv: praise baraca?
itira: omg
fastlane250: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben.
IsaTheEngie: Baracaaaaaaa
zeldakid1999: 600 well spent
majorhix: Damn I just showed up and I am too drunk for this
Vanbael: He with many teeth and sword arms!
Arclight_Dynamo: Touch the story cylinders.
BanditoHorse: hello highlight reel
Makrosian_Tae: Baraccaaaa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: an auspicious setting
Phailhammer: Yesssssss
TacitusVigil: This place really does have a Lantian feel to it.
electra310: Yessss
Lord_ZYRK: lewd
jdkaiba: Baracaaa
Makrosian_Tae: An auspicious sound deck!
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BanditoHorse: so if you didn't go around poking all the dangerous alien tech, you would just miss all the story right?
Makrosian_Tae: Vaguely erotic
wildpeaks: yes Bandit
majorhix: We love it when our alien tech REEKS of gamma radiation
JonnyGlitch: I'm sure wireless power is perfectly safe for babies
Lord_ZYRK: Picked a bad day to wear her wooden clogs
deathjavu: useless fetch quests
deathjavu: removing those is a nice touch
wildpeaks: Space Science
JonnyGlitch: put the modem in
JonnyGlitch: yeahhh
deathjavu: throw something through the portal
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
deathjavu: now you're thinking with portals!
fastlane250: oh no?
korvys: Oh, it's a teleporter
TheAinMAP: seabatBRAIN_SF
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN
ancientspark: 500 IQ!
SmoreThanAFeelin: yaaaa seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BanditoHorse: science! Bitch!
LightingExpert13: now your playing with portals
Makrosian_Tae: Woo!
Izandai: Stick your head in there!
LinearGif: oh no he teleported Adam away
itira: He fell asleep
LightingExpert13: see the fly movie
Vanbael: Teleporter not recommended for pregnant people.
fastlane250: whooooa radicola
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: I was told there would be cake
kalira77: cough... what do you think the blue portals you've been walking through all game are :D
benophage: Silent Hill!
JonnyGlitch: holy 15 framerate Batman!
Pteraspidomorphi: It's the darkness!
BusTed: It's all gooey.
Halvhir: Oh hey, this thing again
LinearGif: Oh it's that flesh scar the dude was talking about
elkae: Red flesh?
fastlane250: yeah, you've got wall tumors.
Vanbael: There's the amnesia I know
GhostValv: the amnesia sounds
wildpeaks: now we know where the weird red growths fro mthe first game come from
LinearGif: Ah dude I just remembered Escape From Witch Mountain was a thing
BanditoHorse: So I got here late, is this a time travel thing?
YawnLance: Oh, it's the goo and the orb from the first Amnesia
LinearGif: or was it Escape To
deathjavu: did we ever leave though?
Vanbael: oh cool, we planeswalked
ButButTheJesus: trippin balllllls
wildpeaks: inb4 The Outsider shows up to give us his mark ? :D
Mister_Hush: Bioshock Infinite is already great, how could it get good
grindstaff_studios: Hello!
Makrosian_Tae: Backwards through a time parallel quadrant. You're in Sphongle Land again
JonnyGlitch: "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Darleysam: alright, so.. sports kid
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You thought it was a good conclusion to this game, but it was me, Art.
Izandai: Well that was creepy.
kalira77: and this is when we nope the eff out
josh___something: A R T
wildpeaks: she's monkeying around
deathjavu: yeah that was 100% what I expected
Izandai: Quit dodging the question!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow, what an idiot. 1 and 1 is 2, not creepy phrases
itira: hahahah
Koshindan: Next time don't make your children out of dust and they won't get blown away.
fastlane250: LUL
Abelzumi: Guys, really, the kid has developmental disabilities. Not a joke
Phailhammer: Is this the part were we find out we've just been concussed the whole time while waiting for rescue?
deathjavu: sit on the bench and wait for death
josh___something: Also, hi @Darleysam !
Lord_ZYRK: "Please leave a message and we will get back to you as soon as pobbib. . posso. . . soon."
JonnyGlitch: it was all a dream!
Lord_ZYRK: Phailhammer LUL
BanditoHorse: leap into faith time
itira: jump off!
itira: oh
BusTed: Oh.
Vanbael: uh......
BusTed: That.
deathjavu: cool gameplay game
wildpeaks: what a thing to miss
Koshindan: The sky baby is key!
JonnyGlitch: wait, so it's ripping off 2001 as well?!?!
Lord_ZYRK: skybaby from a skylady? seabatSKYLADY
JosephDeath: Gamers don't look up
wildpeaks: aw
LinearGif: And that baby, all along, was time
hesterbyrde: The symbolism on this one is super subtle you guys
Dog_of_Myth: Baby in the sky on Tues.
wildpeaks: babies can't look up, it's well known
BanditoHorse: it's the baby from 2001
Vanbael: Baby sus
MegaDosX: Baby is totally an alien
tergonis: additional preggers acquired
JonnyGlitch: did your buttons get bigger too?
DistractedMOSFET: swole baby
LinearGif: baby got mad gains
zeldakid1999: Swole baby
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Our baby loves them mythic keys
Izandai: Baby hitting the juice!
BusTed: Top of the charts.
Dog_of_Myth: Swole Baby
wildpeaks: is it growing too fast or did a lot of time pass ?
NDCazzy: confirmed demon baby
Anexmedia: Soon as I get here Adam's talking about pumping
Vanbael: baby super sus
Kramburger: The baby is Robin Williams
Koshindan: Why isn't your shadow pregnant?
JonnyGlitch: shrunken head
circusofkirkus: man's zooted
Sanityis0verrated: kill it with fire?
Darleysam: ET died on the way to his home planet
BusTed: seabatTROG
Anexmedia: Quick we need to find a british lady and her shady brother
RockPusher: seabatTROG
Kramburger: You rang?: seabatTROG
itira: seabatTROG seabatTROG
JonnyGlitch: Hey look it's Twitch Chat
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh, a crokinole board!
elkae: seabatPjorg
LinearGif: oof it's viscerally unpleasant to look at
Kramburger: MTV Crypts
JonnyGlitch: watch out for Drauger
Koshindan: seabatTROG
BusTed: Not enough slime. DansGame
Kramburger: Large mood
JonnyGlitch: These textures are right out of 2012
elkae: Never not hungry, never not tired
Makrosian_Tae: This narrative of the progressive pregnancy is weird
Dog_of_Myth: Oh god, they're mulitplying.
elkae: That's us
deathjavu: I'm feeling called out by that never doing anything, sleepy all day
BusTed: Gazonkers
Kramburger: They're swaddled
Arclight_Dynamo: "Stonkers"
circusofkirkus: Trog Tiddies
BanditoHorse: saame man
Lord_ZYRK: big corpse bazongas
thraximore: magic lamp!
itira: Bring me the lamp!
thraximore: not gonna take the genie lamp, ay?
elkae: It's true, our boobs are amazing
Dog_of_Myth: Man boobs
SquareDotCube: stonkin tonks
deathjavu: magic. we still have the lamp because magic
Kramburger: This is where we find the magic carpet and the genie, right?
LinearGif: oh no you're too pregnant to get through now
BusTed: raar
ButButTheJesus: Ben's a knower
circusofkirkus: we're doing a lot of heavy lifting for a pregnant woman
Mister_Hush: Good job solving that puzzle, gamer
MegaDosX: Ben too stronk
SquareDotCube: just gonna desecrate this tomb
deathjavu: hope we don't have any more chase sequences now that we move at like half speed and can't hide behind stuff as well
LinearGif: is there anything worse than spiders
MegaDosX: Not a fan of spiders Adam?
itira: Welcome to our home Ben
Koshindan: Who believes in ghosts?
Kramburger: We're doing a lot of bending for a pregnant woman
YawnLance: I didn't think Seachats would be this dusty
Arclight_Dynamo: No shame on sleeping in. It's 2020, yo, Do what you gotta.
GhostValv: life goals honestly
JonnyGlitch: my cat doesn't let me sleep in anymore
wildpeaks: this was so satisfying in the first game when you're blocked at some point, so eventually you might try to break the wall by throwing a rock out of frustration, and turns out it was the solution all along
thraximore: I may have done something similar >.>
deathjavu: I've been off work and sleeping til 10-12 or so
LinearGif: we have passed through the blue mist, into another time and place
wildpeaks: ominous
Koshindan: Too genre savy.
Pteraspidomorphi: I like that the hidey hole is in alien mountain
elkae: What?
thraximore: So what's with the Oraculus?
elkae: Speak up, sonny
ButButTheJesus: <3 you two
JonnyGlitch: fuck your fuck fuck scared me
Lord_ZYRK: Adam's fuck scares a lot of people
elkae: Fuck around and find out
Lord_ZYRK: He's a big, strong lad
DeM0nFiRe: I think every single game made by this studio has had "hide and wait for the monster you cant fight to walk away" as a core gameplay element
thraximore: Oraculum*
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JonnyGlitch: another hidey hole?
deathjavu: just decoration?
The_Color_Twelve: candles on the table?
Makrosian_Tae: Weird
thraximore: Is this a time-travel puzzle??
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HundreydAundre: Nothin' there. mkay.
Manae: What idiot made a lamp with two minutes worth of oil
LinearGif: Well now that's not natural
deathjavu: oh man I loved that show. gennedy tartarvosky made some good shit
HundreydAundre: They have hidey holes?
LithelyUnshod: Heh, 2nd Tartakovsky reference this stream
ButButTheJesus: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
Koshindan: Not a hole lot of times.
LinearGif: Chekhov's hole violated
HundreydAundre: Aw, this place again...
zeanith_helfire: Do you ever think about holes?
GhostValv: yep
wildpeaks: yes
YawnLance: Yup
HundreydAundre: Something's up there...
thraximore: *stands in a slightly dimly lit room for two seconds* *loses sense of balance*
YawnLance: And there were orbs in the original Amnesia too, probably unrelated :p
JonnyGlitch: what's the worst that could happen?
HundreydAundre: Catacombs? Phew....
deathjavu: gamer senses tingling
Manae: Can't be as bad as the water thing in Amnesia 1
Koshindan: That was a mist opportunity.
itira: Fuck Adam that scared me
CommunistBakery: I just played the first one, thdy actually mention the traveler's amulet in thw 1st one too.
HundreydAundre: This whole room ia an organism....!
LinearGif: Feels exactly like a room where an elevator suddenly drops on top of you
thraximore: was that oil for the lamp?
HundreydAundre: Gross! I can't even spell 'is' from freakin' out!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: That means we can have ONE zombie.
thraximore: the G O O
Lord_ZYRK: Damn! The goo!
warboss5: "Oh god, there's JAM coming out of the walls!"
elkae: neat, gross
Koshindan: Goo faster goo faster!
MilkInBag: Sir, sir. Who made the tweet.
LinearGif: What a nice looking Gaius
JonnyGlitch: hard shift in architecture
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
Lord_ZYRK: Goo can't climb ladders HahaThink
JonnyGlitch: wait, what country is this in?
thraximore: Spoop country
Makrosian_Tae: Suddenly Rome??
wildpeaks: we speedrunning now
deathjavu: we're he's gaming, he's doing it!
HundreydAundre: I told you...
Lord_ZYRK: No sick lyrics to bust out this time, Ben?
serramarkov: Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-ting-tang, oo-ee-oo-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang!
HundreydAundre: THE ENTIRE ROOM IS ALIVE...!
warboss5: And my claustrophobia is going insane right now...
HundreydAundre: GO.....GOOOOOOO!!!!!
grindstaff_studios: Oh lord he coming!
josh___something: What gamers
warboss5: Is the loading indicator a fetus?!?
MilkInBag: Cutscene safe!
Seth_Erickson: guess who had to deal with 4 man sized children acting like idiots at the hotel DansGame
thraximore: I /wonder/ if pregnancy is a theme in this game. No way to know for sure
elkae: @Seth_Erickson Oh good
BusTed: Violet! You're turning violet!
wildpeaks: very Myst room
itira: lrrCIRCLE
Mister_Hush: it is
Pteraspidomorphi: This whole world is very myst
BusTed: Bring me... blue pages!
Koshindan: We were already in a mist room. Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: @wildpeaks hard agree!
warboss5: NO! Bring ME the red pages!
elkae: Ah, my next tattoo
NDCazzy: you wanted your own transporter...
deathjavu: devices powered by HUMAN FLESH
MegaDosX: Electric fluid, what?
Makrosian_Tae: "I am once again asking you for the blue pages"
LinearGif: Electrolytes
Seth_Erickson: Mega Teleporter
wildpeaks: now you're thinking with space portals
thraximore: Betcha we gonna make an Electric baby
Lord_ZYRK: impeccableSPACEtiming
itira: whoop there it is
HundreydAundre: Some kind of,...Conductor,....conduit of sorts.
Seth_Erickson: Abigail has all the juice Kappa
Koshindan: I wonder how many people you'll have to kill for this juice?
elkae: Why is the animation yeeting
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm wondering if they're also time portals. That would explain the accelerated pregnancy
itira: LUL
rasterscan: !TOS
TheWriterAleph: TOS
Lord_ZYRK: PEEPEEBOYS seabatPjorg
rasterscan: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
warboss5: That's a face fulla wang right there
josh___something: TOS?
JonnyGlitch: ding dong!
circusofkirkus: with a bush!
itira: A WEENIE
ButButTheJesus: oh look.
YawnLance: That sure is a peener
StellarMichelle: quality content
itira: HAHA
Mister_Hush: is that a bush or a second set of testicles resting on top
Nigouki: now THIS is ART
Blue_man7: TOS TOS
mochabeanie: why is the bush flowing?!?
zeanith_helfire: lrrSPOOP
thraximore: oh NO
GhostValv: oh no
rasterscan: Wait, why were there balls on top too?
jellybean57: does this qualify for 2021 highlights
zeldakid1999: "i've had an accident"
hesterbyrde: Heyyyy the body horror isn't just for the uterus crowd
LinearGif: eh they're fine
wolvsbane: katesLewd
TheWriterAleph: Art Appreciation with Ben and Adam
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: lrrSPOOP
elkae: What about their booties tho
zeldakid1999: little dangly peens
MegaDosX: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
thraximore: Penésia
Lord_ZYRK: Did you ever think you'd be drowning in uncut dick today, Ben?
wildpeaks: you can have a little journal, as a treat
CastleOtranto: All these ponises!
itira: heh doodies
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, isn't Daniel the guy from original Amnesia? Is this the mysterious excavation he returned from?
thraximore: Oh, a callback. Neat
LinearGif: "round stone of crystal," like some kind of, crystal ball?
SquareDotCube: This is what, the fourth ancient civ we've found in the general area? What is this, La-Mulana?
BusTed: Neat.
CommunistBakery: this is the location that Daniel went too on his excursions to get the first orb
LinearGif: ah, so it was about dicks after all
Makrosian_Tae: Aw hell, now I'm gonna need to find out the watch order for the Amnesia-verse!
itira: dolt... what a good insult
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, what's the Machete Order for Amnesia?
MAPBoardgames: !BOX
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
PharaohBender27: Brennenburg . . . where have we seen that name before? (Spoilers: The first Amnesia game, that's where)
elkae: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
LightingExpert13: box stop seeing into me
Lord_ZYRK: The Fellowship is broken. . .
itira: doo dooo do do! DOO DOO DOOOO dododo DO DO DO duh duh
BusTed: Cliffhanger!
elkae: seabatSEAL
tergonis: to in her name
TacitusVigil: Oh, that Adam. I thought they meant the times of our Adam
Lord_ZYRK: To game like you wouldn't BELIEVE
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grindstaff_studios: God is aliens
Darleysam: there was also a broken orb in Amnesia
gravyJay1: no its a sequel
DrWreckage: No it's a sequel you found the main character dead at the begining
The_Color_Twelve: I hate when I get cut off mid sentence in my letters
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah isn't the assistant who got sent to Brennenburg Daniel from the first game, and we got sent somewhere with a weird artifact? that's why he got sent there with an artifact!
deathjavu: sequel - the years referenced are earlier than the year it is
HundreydAundre: Preq to what?
JonnyGlitch: USB disconnect gets me every time
Makrosian_Tae: orb
PharaohBender27: Yep, it's a sequel of sorts to the first Amnesia game, set about a century later
YawnLance: Um actually, it's "That was Ben's slack, no need to panic!" lrrBEEJ
HundreydAundre: Must be paradoxical plot-whole...
Manae: Need to save time and just find some bodies to shove in there
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Richard! Stop being such a wuss!"
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: Artifact? Kappa
deathjavu: ah, being swallowed by flesh walls, just as richard garfield intended
Manae: But... how will they know to GATHER the magic?
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
HundreydAundre: Follow the dragmarks, I suppose....
wildpeaks: turns out some spilled the magic and now we all need to gather it back
elkae: Stretch the leggies!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so does this explain the thing chasing Daniel in the original game? was it mad about the broken orb?
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PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou At the risk of half-remembered spoilers for that game, yeah, pretty much. And the lord of Castle Brennenburg was one of the same types of aliens we're seeing here.
NightWingMistHawk: Have we met the Doctor in person yet?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @PharaohBender27 cooooool
wildpeaks: not yet
elkae: Dodgy doctor
NightWingMistHawk: Never trust a German doctor
LightingExpert13: what is this music?
HundreydAundre: That freezer looks....superb-gusting.
milldrotha_the_ravetide: It's called awesome I believe
NightWingMistHawk: LightingExper13 More Road Quest music
Pteraspidomorphi: It is...
ContingentCat: nah it was good
JonnyGlitch: I feel like Ben is sneaking up on Adam to do a prank
TheWriterAleph: it's waiting room music
BusTed: Good stuff.
deathjavu: yeah it def has some elevator music vibes
LinearGif: It's got RPG town mood
LightingExpert13: @NightWingMistHawk thanks gotta listen to that
nyquister_: Feels like a low tempo chill version of your theme Ben
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's inside the hole? probably more plot
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe it's friendly :)
fastlane250: cronch
warboss5: Juicy
LinearGif: It's probably just the wind
NightWingMistHawk: Oh boy here we go
TheMrFraser: sounds like its doin a gobble
HundreydAundre: Wut?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay unspoiled speculation from me: that red goo is gonna turn out to be the empress or something isn't it. like she's an eternal fleshblob that hungers for the vitae stuff.
ochikonda_kitsune: Was something on the wall in the hole
elkae: The Hall of Dix?
Nigouki: let the hall of dicks guide you!
Blue_man7: maybe you'll have to walk past the pulsating blob :(
Koshindan: It's past Christmas. You don't have to dick the halls anymore.
TheWriterAleph: Happy Hall-o-Diiiix...
elkae: What's a tired sound
Arclight_Dynamo: The Penis Passage.
HundreydAundre: Weren't you following the dragmarks?
circusofkirkus: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
ButButTheJesus: BEN
LightingExpert13: papa
LinearGif: she is *preganent*
Lord_ZYRK: She ain't no Mario
TheCodeBerry: Someone gifted me a sub and I’m so glad to be part of the crew 🥳
deathjavu: no ben, extremely pregnant ladies are not the jumping type
korvys: Pregante?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: being pregante does tend to shift your center of gravity in unexpected ways
Lord_ZYRK: It's on break
PMAvers: 720 Fetus Ollie
elkae: Especially when you go from like... 3 to 6 months pregnant
Lord_ZYRK: Union mandated, don't ya know
BlueDaNewb: Refill the lantern with oil. Game over. PogChamp
NightWingMistHawk: It got scared by a ghoul
warboss5: That happened to me playing Outer Worlds the other day, it was unnerving
wildpeaks: aw
Lord_ZYRK: Oh good, that's coming from the game. I thought that was my own sobbing Kappa
elkae: Zyrk quit crying so loudly
Kramburger: What's a double double?
Arclight_Dynamo: Americans with their Double Double hamburgers and their bullshit "Smarties."
niccus: "double double" is in-n-out sclusie, sorry
BusTed: The Great One
warboss5: Giant pointy stone dicks!
LinearGif: Coffee, Jamaican blend, double strong, double sweet
Juliamon: A double double is a "Regular" at Dunkin
ArdCollider: and then "light and sweet" is "please just give me my daily calories and dairy in a cup, I'm in a hurry"
Juliamon: This is America
SmoreThanAFeelin: can confirm
HundreydAundre: hmmm...I saw a stone somewhere back there...like some kind of sign
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Koshindan: Chair!
zeldakid1999: Adams gone let's talk about him
itomeshi: Man, Adam is just awesome.
HundreydAundre: Leylines...
Mister_Hush: definitely don't need adam to solve puzzles
GhostValv: Adam's a super interesting person :)
letfireraindown: complement him?
deathjavu: say nice things now that they're not here to hear?
iamkaiserbear: cry profusely?
elkae: Adam's laugh cures all ills
LinearGif: I miss Adam already
SmoreThanAFeelin: Adam is great
elkae: His hair swoop is majestic
zeldakid1999: He is
warboss5: Perspective puzzle :D
josh___something: Adam is such a cool dude
afantastico: Adam has amazing beard hair. Silver is the best!
ButButTheJesus: I love Adam's observations lrrHEART
Blue_man7: Banana. . . ROTATE
ContingentCat: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6692: ""Technically correct", the Adam Savidan Story." —Adam [2020-01-10]
HundreydAundre: Ah, yes....knew it.
Ivalenz_: Adam has soooo much stream power he blows out his Internet.
HundreydAundre: Were in the catacombs.
Mister_Hush: It's incredible how well-oiled these machines are
LinearGif: Adam is my favorite Adam in all of LRR
Nigouki: it's the early version of the anti-mass spectrometer that Black Mesa builds later
GhostValv: ?
gualdhar: Adam is so damn cute
itomeshi: he did it
circusofkirkus: on which channel
HundreydAundre: Not that a recognize them though, I haven't seen this part.
NotCainNorAbel: it was Ben
Koshindan: It was Ben.
Dog_of_Myth: Chat did it on its own
Boon_33: lrrADAM
ButButTheJesus: Ben said "you know what to do"
YawnLance: Ben just told us to do what we do
Mister_Hush: snitches get ditches
ContingentCat: lrrWOW chat
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
warboss5: I would snitch, but I don't know what I'm snitching about
zeanith_helfire: Ben made us do it
Juliamon: Bold words from someone who doesn't have VIP right now
MegaDosX: Ben said nothing, chat did it of its own accord
wildpeaks: I don't know what you're talking about nimlotCgezuus
TheWriterAleph: Twitch chat, you TRAITORS
bvorhies: It was ben
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LinearGif: I just followed the crowd like a sheep
Scy_Anide: It was me. I made them do it.
zeldakid1999: You didn't put out a counter offer to not snitch
itomeshi: Wait, what? NOOOOO!
meachamo: O Captain, my Captain!
PharaohBender27: Oh right! Happy birthday, lrrADAM !
GhostValv: too many cops
bvorhies: Happy birthday Adam
ButButTheJesus: BUT BUT
MegaDosX: Chat is lying, Ben said nothing
meachamo: They made us sign it!
Boon_33: I am sparticus?
TheCodeBerry: I’m Spartacus
elkae: Birthday is tomorrow!
HundreydAundre: Then it must be ME.
Ciijay: Snitches gonna get banned
circusofkirkus: ONE OF US
jetpixi: One of Us
Seabats: double
LinearGif: He is still great tho
ContingentCat: one of us!
jetpixi: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: we got got
UnkeptFlea: ONE OF US
Koshindan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
jetpixi: Verified though
jetpixi: whatever that means
HundreydAundre: Quick at what?
Ciijay: you have no power here Gandalf
PharaohBender27: Let me rephrase: Happy birthday, lrrADAM !
TheWriterAleph: he's just a sub who's four...
jetpixi: WELL
warboss5: Adam is sub: confirmed
Lord_ZYRK: What if trog was one of us, just a sub like one of us
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
YawnLance: No need to be rude
afantastico: Beej and Heather’s anniversary is coming up, yeah?
Tiber727: Listen guys. It's a trap. He pretends he's one of us, but he can become mod any time.
iamkaiserbear: you leave my flippers out of this
HundreydAundre: I only assumed we were in some strange pocket of catacombs.
circusofkirkus: found it
Ciijay: We have crowns
StellarMichelle: What's going on with snitches and traitors?
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, I've been following the channel longer than Adam ;)
azninsect: oh, we're Morgana then Keepo
jetpixi: sounds like a great cat
gayghostprince: my cat likes to be tucked in
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gayghostprince: I have a pic of him sleeping on my controller
zeldakid1999: Thanks for the 2020Shred @muddy_thunder
josh___something: woah
Muddy_Thunder: Merry Christmas Ben
PharaohBender27: :O katesSub
warboss5: Holy crap O.o
CompSciJedi: @Muddy_Thunder Thanks for the gift sub!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
elkae: whooooaaaa
LinearGif: Cats with blankeys are the cute
itomeshi: Thanks for the 2020Drop @muddy_thunder
jetpixi: LUL
wildpeaks: lrrWOW
GhostValv: D:
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
YawnLance: No
circusofkirkus: AHHHH
Boon_33: @Muddy_Thunder A pillar of our community!
jetpixi: what. was. that.
ButButTheJesus: JESUS
itira: JESUS
zeanith_helfire: fredoHype
Koshindan: Ahhh.
SmoreThanAFeelin: wow haha
Blue_man7: lrrWOW
AranMathai: Looked away at -just- the wrong moment.
MegaDosX: Holy shit, please don't do that again
warboss5: 20 gifted subs, very nice
wolvsbane: Baby Jesus
Lord_ZYRK: That all blurred together into horror
elkae: mawp
YawnLance: Benjamin pls
Koshindan: That was awful.
zeldakid1999: lrrWOW
HundreydAundre: oh, look. a red mist ominously follows you, what a mystery this is.
josh___something: JESUS BEN
nyquister_: Cool effect streamer!!!
Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun I saw I made the highlight reel :)
SmoreThanAFeelin: ben you did...the air came out of my nose
AranMathai: That was delightful.
deathjavu: there were tablets there too
jellybean57: great, now there's another way that acdc will haunt my nightmares
Ciijay: Faulpyrs old cat would huff at me to let her under the covers and sleep with me in my bed. NOT EVEN MY CAT panicBasket
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this Heaven's Vault
Ciijay: Oop
jetpixi: i just imagine you tilting your head every time you say "Question mark"
BusTed: So inquisitive.
Ridgenator: Jesus fuck, I'm working night shift alone and stepped away from my workstation a bit to get water and suddenly the scream of the damned. Near shat myself :D
Makrosian_Tae: This is like when your computer doesn't recognize a spec ial character and puts a ? in place of it
LinearGif: Oh so this is a Kingdom Hearts
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow I've never seen someone use bad unicode in their handwriting
jetpixi: Buglint had needs @Ciijay
deathjavu: telling us how to open the gate
Mister_Hush: high tech tablet
Muddy_Thunder: Chain of memory! Watch out for heartless Ben!
deathjavu: but you have to "ward" the crystal somehow or the weird flesh things get us
thraximore: Hate it when empty comes
LinearGif: If you're a zombie you have to tell me
MitchTheQuaker: @Muddy_Thunder Thanks for the gift sub!
Ciijay: She needed a bed buddy for sure haha @jetpixi
Lord_ZYRK: ". . .No. Just uh. . . ignore me."
jetpixi: oh definitely. Cuddle Bug...lint. @Ciijay
HundreydAundre: We need that
Muddy_Thunder: @MitchTheQuaker You're welcome!
Lord_ZYRK: It me
Makrosian_Tae: I'm peaking RESPECTFULLY
HundreydAundre: Or,...we might need it.
GhostValv: too much peaking
ButButTheJesus: BEN
Spacepup: I'm gonna conclude!
josh___something: BEN
Arclight_Dynamo: Arrival.
warboss5: I'M ARRIVING!
Mysticman89: I approached!
itira: what is happening
Pteraspidomorphi: Isn't this the face that flashes in front of us when we die/are low in sanity
jetpixi: getting worse
YawnLance: Oh sure, "I'm concluding" is gross but "The baby's pumping!" is perfectly fine
PMAvers: Someone get a tarp.
jetpixi: no idea @itira
jetpixi: it...is not @YawnLance LUL
Makrosian_Tae: Resplendant Belopa
jetpixi: bite of what?
elkae: Betcha it's Hawkins Cheezies
jetpixi: Definitely not Bite Club
Lord_ZYRK: You have my permission to bite lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jetpixi: LUL @elkae
josh___something: @yawnlance Wh9 said that phrase was also fine :p
BusTed: "Let mouths harvest wide."
jetpixi: what kind?
BusTed: Adam's mouth was harvesting wide.
Mister_Hush: so are the people the cattle, or what
kireawolf: You broke it
TheWriterAleph: v a n d a l i s m B)
warboss5: Oh GREAT JOB, you broke it
jetpixi: oh no @BusTed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "loosed cattle have hopes" does that imply that they let humans be "free" so that our essence like...tastes better?
ButButTheJesus: cookies!
MegaDosX: Man, you're making me want cookies now
deathjavu: the real amazing story there is that the cookies were dropped off a few days ago, but aren't all gone yet
Lord_ZYRK: It's concluding NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: lrrBEN knows what he did Kappa
jetpixi: snickerdoodles are geat
jetpixi: great*
YawnLance: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I mean isn't that just what we do with actual cattle? benginWat
HundreydAundre: Damn scroll...what an odd way to punctuate notes, sir.
MegaDosX: Doesn't he still owe you guys ice cream?
Lord_ZYRK: We wouldn't want Adam to get an upset tumtum
HundreydAundre: ow, gosh. I don't know this part either...!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, the two million points thing
ArtemisKing: when do we get another channel point sink?
wildpeaks: channel points of liies
Lord_ZYRK: James owes you ice cream. Fugi owes Adam a steak. Before long Adam will never have to buy food again.
DeM0nFiRe: I starved to death because I gave all my channel points for that ice cream and now my ghost doesnt even get to see the ice cream get eaten
deathjavu: so I think the note means we twist those pillars to line up those lines on the wall
deathjavu: and then those are the right smbols
Arclight_Dynamo: He should buy as much of the cheapest ice cream as he can and give you that. Just tubs and tubs of it.
MegaDosX: I think it is lined up
Seth_Erickson: remember when we used a tank to shoot a hole in a wall. those were good times
HundreydAundre: Another stream needed to keep sanity...
jetpixi: looks like it
Lord_ZYRK: Let's not go overboard there, Ben
warboss5: Looks like some details are missing
Juliamon: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
deathjavu: spin it a bit more to see if it can be more lined up? some lines are cut off
BusTed: Left one seems off.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's not lined up right.
MegaDosX: I think there's some details missing on the left and middle pillars
quentastic: Are there alternative ways of lining it up?
Arclight_Dynamo: Left and middle are wrong,a t least.
MegaDosX: I think the right pillar was correct though
LightingExpert13: not just yet I would believe. Close though.
Koshindan: Yay perspective puzzles.
Mister_Hush: They're in sets of 3, and I think that gives you a key for the console?
Lord_ZYRK: Every frame a painting, and every pillar a picture
HundreydAundre: The obelisks have markings?
Arclight_Dynamo: The middle is also wrong.
deathjavu: they are all lining up somehow, just not perfectly with all the lines
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Well, in terms of plot, I think it told us that the Empress sacrificed her immortality to bear a child (Tihana) who is now the god-empress or something, and also I think they deliberately let humans be "free" so we taste better or have more essence or something. Starting to think "leaving the garden" was for our own protection, not as punishment.
MegaDosX: Don't you also still need to highlight the correct symbols on the pad?
jetpixi: i would just force it at this point. i'm lazy lol
Manae: The symbols on the pillars above the lines might match the symbols on the board
deathjavu: I guess the first pillar is supposed to be the guide for how they're lined up
7gorobei: middle one needs 3 lines?
Arclight_Dynamo: Is there a "start" and "finish," so we're making a path?
Jturbobanana: There are also symbols on the pillars, above the lines
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah it's talking about a "flow" so they probably have to be one continuous channel
deathjavu: yep. first one is the guide
HundreydAundre: Yes, ooohh no, I felt that shadow creepin'
MegaDosX: I think that's the one
Spacepup: Yeah, I think you have to follow the path the first pillar gives you
MegaDosX: Maybe the one before?
divisiogames: it looks like you're supposed to make a pattern with the lines behind it?
divisiogames: i just got here, sorry if this isn't news
deathjavu: 2 of them with 4 faces 16 combos, brute force sounds tedious
deathjavu: yeah that's it, it's also glowing
circusofkirkus: the symbols lit up
Arclight_Dynamo: That looks right to me.
Mister_Hush: geniuus
Makrosian_Tae: \o/
warboss5: Success!
wildpeaks: Science \o/
divisiogames: good job ben
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
MegaDosX: He's gaming!
Arclight_Dynamo: Well done!
jetpixi: seabatBRAIN
theleerm: absolute gamers
deathjavu: collectively we're genius
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: engineering is easy!
Manae: Are you though? As the temple collapses
NimrodXIV: legit, I watched someone else play this right after it came out. He spent a -lot_ longer on that
deathjavu: engineering is 50% babysitting unreasonable and confused clients, 30% babysitting idiot coworkers, and 20% actual engineering. source: am engineer
circusofkirkus: Big Fellow
Arclight_Dynamo: "I name thee... Poggers."
itira: R.Miak
jetpixi: i can't even name video game characters
Seth_Erickson: Grunpo
ButterBall000: !uptime
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BusTed: Flapjack
DeM0nFiRe: The shadow of the kady isn't showing her arms touching her stomach o.o
LinearGif: Hugh Mann
DeM0nFiRe: lady*
jetpixi: Little Fellow
deathjavu: oh there are WAY worse names given out
NimrodXIV: in some countries
MegaDosX: Kids have all kinds of bizarre names these days
Pteraspidomorphi: Depends on the country
Arclight_Dynamo: Depends on where. In Quebec, you can't anme your kid whatever.
Senor_Diablo: The baby can get a name when he gets a job
Sanityis0verrated: Apple
Easilycrazyhat: In lots of places, yeah
warboss5: Courts will let you name a kid Asshole or Shithead
theleerm: my first kid is already going to satan ben
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: depends a lot on the country
PharaohBender27: The courts might allow it, but your kid would *hate* it
DistractedMOSFET: The bar is low
MegaDosX: There was a story of a kid being named Dovahkiin when Skyrim came out
Arclight_Dynamo: I think BC allows you to name whatever you want.
Talin06: 2nd born i think
NDCazzy: thats not an alien baby it's indigestion from eating too much on boxing day
JonnyGlitch: Who'd call their kid Ben?
Abelzumi: Imagine naming your kid "James"
LinearGif: Germany has an approved list, the US has very few limits
thraximore: Depends on where you live
GhostValv: drop tables
meachamo: Some countries have name lists
zeldakid1999: Have you not seen Musks kids name?
BusTed: I bet they would.
warboss5: Oh, the US is a fucking free-for-all with bad baby names
LithelyUnshod: Pancake would probably be fine in Canada
ButButTheJesus: lil panny
Koshindan: Panini
SoulEater50210: I have a friend named "Random"
Darleysam: Pamela Cake Savidan
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
itomeshi: You have a LOT of latitude though. Some people have named their child 'Abcde'. YES, ABCDE.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
grindstaff_studios: US and Canada have loose name laws
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: in the US, I think you can name your kid whatever you want, but if you name them something wild the kid can petition when older for a legal name change for free and will probably get it
thraximore: Look at Elon Musk's masturbatory choice for their kid...
Sanityis0verrated: Kevin, clearly
jetpixi: Panqueque. Make it exotic.
BusTed: Random Task
Spacepup: Iceland has super few allowed names. America mostly bans names like Adolf Hitler. I think there was a fight in the courts a while back.
JonnyGlitch: Obviously there's some trauma there Ben
zeanith_helfire: I know someone name Crystal shanda Lear
wordswords1: you don't have a friend named random?
HundreydAundre: What?
RockPusher: Yeah - Pancake would probably fly here too - people would judge you for it though
Mister_Hush: "Interestingly, parents in Ontario are free to give their kids any name they wish, including food names like Nutella, Kale or even Asparagus. The only restrictions are that the monikers can't contain any symbols or numerals."
Easilycrazyhat: I've met several people named "Guy".
PharaohBender27: Well, @JonnyGlitch , it was good to know you Kappa
Seth_Erickson: I have a friend legally named T-Rex @loadingreadyrun
HundreydAundre: Who got called out there?
SoulEater50210: 100% true, he introduces himself as the random black guy
Friedent: i went to school with a girl named Tequila
gadget246: someone in the school I went to was named La-a pronounced "Ladasha"
Grenevil: @thraximore That's what I was thinking.
jetpixi: Ben is better
quillilian: Now if you tried to name your kid "You Little F***er -Ben". They might stop you
LithelyUnshod: Named after the HHGG Character>
wordswords1: You do look like a Zack
HundreydAundre: Rando?
Arclight_Dynamo: When my grandmother was having my mother, the priest tried to tell her to name her something else.
GhostValv: oofa
MegaDosX: Zackgineering?
SquareDotCube: It's true, they own a house Kappa
HundreydAundre: Randall?
Easilycrazyhat: I'm a Zach...
LinearGif: Guy is a very old name
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I knew a guy in high school named Edward D. Ward.
deathjavu: no, we still need those batteries for the other area
brainbosh: Iirc, there is a kid named TC9 around here.
Koshindan: That's because he's a Ben... He would look like a Zach if he was named Zach.
thraximore: What flickered there?
GhostValv: I was almost a Jesus
kumatsu: I was almost named Damien
JonnyGlitch: Ben DOES look like a Ben
ButterBall000: As a trans-person, changing names is haaaaaaaarrrrd. And I live in Oregon which thankfully has one of the least strict methods.
Spacepup: My parents almost named me Gunnarson, which I thing would have been awesome.
Boon_33: Canada baby law: name cannot be a swear, confusing or embarassing to the child
Seth_Erickson: if I was a girl I'd have been named Raven I know that
Easilycrazyhat: XD
wildpeaks: lazor
varmintx0: Musk gave his child a name that looks like a mathematical equation. Probably should be a law against it.
warboss5: Focusing laser activate!
jetpixi: You sounded like you were gonna explode for a second there
Ferisar: mhm steven - zack
niccus: you'd get to have the initials ZU
Mister_Hush: "In B.C., the Vital Statistics Act also allows the court to reject baby names they feel will cause ridicule, however this interjection rarely happens."
HundreydAundre: 30 seconds later: Randall?
josh___something: That was a lot of words for not a lot said
Grenevil: What name would you choose if you could have chosen your own name from birth?
serramarkov: They won't approve swears, but they will allow people with a last name of Duck to name their son Donald.
Juliamon: I was gonna be Julius if I was a boy.
deathjavu: yep, still need the batteries
NimrodXIV: fuses!
thraximore: Spoke too soon
lamina5432: what if as a zack you wold have been taller
jetpixi: They had a theme they were stickin with @Juliamon
Makrosian_Tae: Go infinite!
Mai_Andra: My parents just picked names out of the Bible. shigiNo
MegaDosX: This battery empty. Yeet!
HundreydAundre: Nevermind.
deathjavu: yeeeep. sounds right. spend a battery to find 2
Arclight_Dynamo: So here's a fun thing - I'm Acadian. There's a culture of... very mean nicknames where my family is from. One guy was called "Pet Moutarde" by everyone, well into adulthood. It means "Mustard Fart."
eric_christian_berg: My wife vetoed Ozymandius for our eldest.
Juliamon: jetpixi yeah, my great-grandfather Julius. Mom was very determined I would be named after him.
theleerm: where the ass!
wildpeaks: dang, that's some flat butt
kerbalized_: flat booty
LithelyUnshod: My nephew's name is Maximus
GhostValv: skipping leg day :\
jetpixi: my folks never said what else they might have named me. they just thought my name is pretty so i got it.
PharaohBender27 feels so called out
LinearGif: business in the front, and no additional product in back
Lord_ZYRK: Homies aren't going very deep on their squats
Manae: They didn't know how to work glutes back then
warboss5: You're telling me the centuries old interdimensional portal machine doesn't have any power left? What shoddy workmanship!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow total absence of booty. Maybe we have to find the booty later and put it on the statue, like a Resident Evil puzzle?
cadesguy: got here at the pillar puzzle, is this game scary or puzzles?
7gorobei: never skip butt day
gadget246: get on the floor!
TehAmelie: imagine a world where Disney tells you what you're allowed to name your kids. well, not that different from ours maybe
jetpixi: That's pretty cool @Juliamon
theleerm: as an owner of a small ass thats okay too!
deathjavu: I was almost george the third, glad my parents didn't go with that
elkae: That's why you let your dingle dangle, to distract from the flat bootie
Seth_Erickson: both kind of @cadesguy
eric_christian_berg: Allegedly, my father wanted to name me Igor (pronounced as per Young Frankenstein).
meachamo: that's how you spot the alien hybrids
Makrosian_Tae: Wrong lever!
NightWingMistHawk: Stop having it be closed!
jetpixi: Why do we even have that lever?
warboss5: I share a name with an all-star skater
elkae: hey now
elkae: you're an all star
TacitusVigil: :P
warboss5: First and last, lol
circusofkirkus: Look at what they did to my boy
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, for sure, Ben :)
Juliamon: jetpixi And then when she found out she was pregnant with my little sister, she was like "well fuck I dunno, let's just go with Danielle."
Makrosian_Tae: @warboss5 Omg your name is Smash Mouth?
PharaohBender27: Pro-skating would have probably *wrecked* your body, though . . .
jetpixi: if i stuck with my first career choice i have no ide awhere I'd be
Seth_Erickson: anyone remember the movie Igor. I think about it sometimes
jetpixi: LUL That's MY name hahaha @Juliamon
warboss5: @Makrosian_Tae I WISH, lol
eric_christian_berg: @Seth_Erickson Yeppers.
MegaDosX: Well, you improve our lives because you stream, which may not have happened without the video games, so there's that
Lord_ZYRK: It's true
Lord_ZYRK: Always holding you guys up to the best you can be
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: space! let's go to space!
theleerm: our good internet child ZYRK
BusTed: @jetpixi gottem
LinearGif: Energetic Aetheric Fluid, sure, that
kumatsu: 10 USD or CAD?
jetpixi: i gottem? @BusTed
Seth_Erickson: These are some space words
prof_membrane: Where does it fit to give your child exactly the same name as one of their parents? Exactly????
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, so that's where all the budget went, eh?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: for the record: "Leyden jars" were an early Victorian scientific device that was basically a lousy battery.
GhostValv: $10 words on 2c paper
BusTed: @jetpixi I think you got got with the random name.
TacitusVigil: It's pickle juice.
TehAmelie: it is hard to make any rules against unusual baby names that doesn't open a door of oppressing minority cultures. alas for young Musk
BusTed: duDudu duDudu duDudu
LinearGif: luminiferous aether, it's very phlogisticated
jetpixi: oh LUL @BusTed
Koshindan: Orphans. :(
circusofkirkus: clearly.
Mister_Hush: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou oh lovely, thanks
Seth_Erickson: Rashid origin story : 👀
deathjavu: couldn't just put taht on the same page?
jetpixi: they picked it on purpose! i think... @BusTed
deathjavu: terrible editing
HundreydAundre: 10/10 Clearly
circusofkirkus: character limits
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the one word on the second page is how you know they're the bad guys.
TacitusVigil: I thought it was spelled keming. Kappa
elkae: Paper ran out of space
LinearGif: it's pronounced "colonel" and it's the highest rank in the military
ButButTheJesus: a saw, dude
JonnyGlitch: I hope that statur moves
theleerm: smash the state!
jetpixi: and fuck that vase, too
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh no thanks that statue's some Bloodborne shit.
JonnyGlitch: like, it's head just uncoils and gently caresses you
TacitusVigil: @LinearGif That's a leftenent colonel, thank you very much.
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Raubkater: Ben call yourself Lucy. "Zacheneering" would have sounded dumb. Love you guys
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Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the 2020Snacking @raubkater
TacitusVigil: Is a Leden Jar a ZedPM?
wildpeaks: yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TacitusVigil in this context, yes
TehAmelie: not a leftenant kernel at least?
Ferisar: alexander was the protagonist, pretty sure
TacitusVigil: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou :D
JonnyGlitch: it's a homie hole
Goombill: A bud hole?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that alien language or just Dutch?
LinearGif: Was that Dutch just now?
HundreydAundre: Darkness loathes life with control
Makrosian_Tae: Got it in one!
jetpixi: 10 points!
wildpeaks: brute force, the universal key
elkae: He's gaming!
Koshindan: Technical to Zachnical.
Mister_Hush: He got et
Darleysam: @HundreydAundre I think it's Afrikaans
ButButTheJesus: oh my god, is he okay?
JonnyGlitch: you ate him
Talin06: what an arm
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow that dude got CHOMPED
PharaohBender27: @Ferisar Wait, are you talking about the first Amnesia game? Daniel was the protagonist in that, and I think Alexander was the antagonist
JonnyGlitch: everything Batman is lame
Ferisar: @PharaohBender27 right, daniel
theleerm: two face is cool!
BusTed: Adam loves coin flips.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: two-face is cool solely because of the aesthetic
Seth_Erickson: cool design bad execution?
HundreydAundre: Is he though?
jetpixi: uh oh. spicy Batman opinions comin in
TacitusVigil: What about One-Face?
BusTed: 50/50 baby
GhostValv: dopey
Makrosian_Tae: Two Face was best in The Animated Series 1999
ButterBall000: Flip a coin to decide if Two Face is cool or not
nyquister_: So is the Joker
Koshindan: Two-Face is like the one Batman villain that actually is willing to shoot Batman.
deathjavu: yeah but isn't he generally lying about the coin flips tho?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam "Let Chaos Reign" Savidan
Koshindan: 50% of the time.
theleerm: the whole harvey dent vs two face drama is so cool tho!
TheAinMAP: seabatBRAIN_SF
HundreydAundre: AAAHHHHH!!!
Sanityis0verrated: having money is a super power
thraximore: Of course you like Two Face, Adam. You're always lucky
circusofkirkus: The Riddler is the best
BusTed: Kraven the Hunter
GhostValv: foosball?
jetpixi: lol
LinearGif: Lizard is also Spider-Man
warboss5: As Yahtzee Croshaw famously put: "Most of Batman's rogue's gallery are basically just gang leaders in gimp suits."
Seth_Erickson: Big Wheel?
Dog_of_Myth: It was a big rock
Zu_o: Manbat
TacitusVigil: Captain Boomerang is just a guy with a boomerang.
Arclight_Dynamo: Manbat!
deathjavu: man bat?
ArtemisKing: theres king shark from flash
jetpixi: Poison Ivy is fun
HundreydAundre: ACCUPUINCTURE!!!
Mister_Hush: always the sackiest lrrSACK
Zu_o: Inque
ArdCollider: Kite-Man's just a dork with a kite, as the Harley Quinn cartoon explains at lenght
deathjavu: or mtg
thraximore: I was ABOUT to say
jetpixi: lucky like anyone else where he gets ALL the best fish in Stardew
ArtemisKing: captain boomerang, just has a boomerang
GhostValv: only the streamer luck, not the streamer .... luck
Makrosian_Tae: Auranga
JonnyGlitch: I have strong ethical issues with the conceit of Batman. It's the 1% keeping the city poor so he can play with the biggest toys
TacitusVigil: Bane is just a guy that dopes.
TacitusVigil: Darth Kharangi's Dark Place
jetpixi: he coulda done more with his money yeah @JonnyGlitch
deathjavu: this sounds like someone trying to fix their minecraft monster harvesting build
TacitusVigil: *Garth
Megablin64: Poison Ivy and Clayface got some real powers
deathjavu: except it's people
ArdCollider: James needs to stop leaving his Minecraft farm notes out
LinearGif: So it's like, powered by fear?
thraximore: Their raid farm
Sanityis0verrated: harvest
tergonis: sure is monsters inc in here
Lord_ZYRK: Gonna need a bigger bucket
JonnyGlitch: @jetpixi early intervention prevents more crime and inequality than any amount of punching thugs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think they were letting humans into the "garden of Eden" that the other guy was referring to and then hunting us at their leisure
gravyJay1: soylent green is people
wildpeaks: fear produces vitae, that was the reason for the the bad things happening in the first game
jetpixi: exactly @JonnyGlitch
wildpeaks: and the amnesia juice to produce more
thraximore: Absolutely
Talin06: so stargate/monsters inc.?
jetpixi: A fear demon? they tend to be tiny
ButButTheJesus: hey some people would pay good money for a good fear BD Keepo
deathjavu: yeah we saw this area from the other side earlier, where we could see the shadow and hear the feeding
wildpeaks: this seems safe
thraximore: Mmm I don't like the exit closing.
JonnyGlitch: At least Iron Man owns that he's a Billionaire who plays with toys
thraximore: There was a maze diagram in that room back there
Electrodyne: I honger. I am Sinistar
gravyJay1: oh this part
JonnyGlitch: Go Left
HundreydAundre: Uwhoa...
BusTed: bunger bunger bunger
Lord_ZYRK: I, too, am amazed when Ben solves puzzles MiniK
HundreydAundre: I've seen this before...
thraximore: giving them instructions is unlikely to be useful given the stream lag chat
wildpeaks: this does sound like footsteps
HundreydAundre: Avoid the dragmarks....?
JonnyGlitch: @thraximore it's an ooooold joke
Makrosian_Tae: There are lightable torches on the pillars
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: strong RE5 vibes here. Get Wesker to make a dad joke and kick us through the way out
thraximore: that makes sense
jetpixi: nooo!
DeM0nFiRe: leozF
Pteraspidomorphi: Gollum!
JonnyGlitch: He's wearing Jorts! What a monster!
wildpeaks: oh good, we found adam's chat
BusTed: It knows you.
theleerm: its chat!
ButButTheJesus: k.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
jetpixi: hold up @wildpeaks LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Yaaas Queen
GhostValv: it's sees you... it knowss....~~~
thraximore: That's what I figured.
JonnyGlitch: this... is a suprise?
The_Color_Twelve: I think his eyes were filled with maggots
theleerm: queeen!
deathjavu: yeah, we saw all those bits with our kid dying in the between level bits
BusTed: pennyGreenflame
MegaDosX: Yas, queen
zeanith_helfire: that took you guys a while
jetpixi: i have no idea what's goin on
StellarMichelle: me too @jetpixi
cadesguy: what was it?
JonnyGlitch: Sometimes you can't see it when you're in it
Mister_Hush: it's a good thing video games are simple toys for babies seabatUseless
LinearGif: I thought it was like, parallelism
BanditoHorse: too busy being funny
Lord_ZYRK: *clears throat* Ohhh wooow she's the queeen I'm so shooocked :O
DrWreckage: No he's not saying you're the queen he's saying the names of your companions
deathjavu: from genius to slow in 3 minutes
jetpixi: ok good. nice to not be alone lol @StellarMichelle
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's okay my dudes. It's always harder to think about that stuff when you're also focusing on not dying and also being entertaining.
StellarMichelle: LUL
DrWreckage: He IS one of your companions
wildpeaks: I don't think we're the queen
DeM0nFiRe: If it turns out the player is not the queen, twitch chat will be like "lol why would you have ever thought she was the queen" LUL
azninsect: yaaaaaas queeeeeen
JonnyGlitch: or perhaps that what the game wants you to think?
jetpixi: maybe the Queen Mother
zeanith_helfire: there's nothing wrong with just enjoying the game
wildpeaks: I'll be the annoying contrarian, out of principle :D
deathjavu: we're the queen or the queen's daughter, one or the other
LinearGif: We are all the queen on this blessed day
Ridgenator: I think we just carry the queen's baby
wildpeaks: (just kiddin)
MegaDosX: Man, Ben just wants to make Adam wrong? That sounds about right.
Makrosian_Tae: Can you push the blocks on the floor?
JonnyGlitch: it IS a pretty obvious connection... too obvious some might say
ContingentCat: plot twist we're the King lrrBEEJ
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think maybe the queen gave up immortality to have a kid and her kid was kinda mad about that and decided to live forever
quentastic: Look at the floor
Lord_ZYRK: That's the wagon I'm on, Ridgenator
jetpixi: truuuuue thooo
Makrosian_Tae: Blocks on the floor?
warboss5: Can you jump over the pressure plates?
JonnyGlitch: Plot Twist: You're the baby.
quentastic: They taught you this as you entered the maze
Mister_Hush: @JonnyGlitch have you been watching this game, it is 100% the most obvious 100% of the time
jetpixi: We're all baby queens
ButterBall000: Brood mother
HundreydAundre: All that for a monologue?
jetpixi: i wish this dude would just...leave
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: then that would be a Time Paradox, Adam
ButButTheJesus: same here Adam
Mister_Hush: it's just like Portal
ContingentCat: Wow fake gamer boy Adam lrrBEEJ
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: honestly, even if you did remember it still wouldn't make sense. It takes a lot of time to understand those dang games.
BusTed: Mario
LinearGif: There is not
Makrosian_Tae: Revolver Ocelot is pretty badass
Lord_ZYRK: Decoy Octopus MiniK
GhostValv: Sol Badguy
jetpixi: narrowing it down
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: If you haven't played MGS3 though I think you should give it a shot. You might like it.
Senor_Diablo: Vulcan Raven
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TacitusVigil: Ezio Auditore d'Firenze
ButterBall000: Senator Armstrong
tergonis: oh yea
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Revolver Ocelot is pretty amazing, both as a name and as a character.
ArdCollider: bobson dugnutt
NotCainNorAbel: Bases Loaded on the NES?
JonnyGlitch: Max Payne
niccus: steve mcdichael
ContingentCat: Wow that's blaseball level weird names
Arclight_Dynamo: Blaseball names win.
SquareDotCube: Pro Baseball Stars?
sfn____: Mike Truk!
Mivair subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
Mivair: Bob and weave! Bob and weave!
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BusTed: Look at the names for Paradise Killer some time.
Arclight_Dynamo: Randy Marijuana
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the ones that were Japanese people trying to come up with American names?
niccus: they're something like american hall-of-famers but one letter off
JonnyGlitch: Mike Hunt?
Darleysam: Karl Dandleton
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Huh. I heard the opposite. Kappa
Electrodyne: Neo Geo? I ruled at World Heroes
SquareDotCube: Proto Blaseball.
Micsig: Bonzalez
benrem: Sleve McDichael
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil :p
Darleysam: Todd Bonzalez
itira: ahhhh
Senor_Diablo: Blast Hardcheese!
Mivair: them jukes
namles_the_ninja: so it is my first time tuning in on this game guys.... did that prompt just read when the baby kicks you can check on it to gage or reduce fear..... wat
SnackPak_: the footsies
jetpixi: i am very stressed out and i'm not even playing
Juliamon: namles_the_ninja yup, we are playing as a pregnant woman
Dish_KP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
Dish_KP: 15 months of spoops!
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Lord_ZYRK: Touch baby, get less dizzy
warboss5: I'm freakin out man!!!
deathjavu: this is kind of sucky gameplay imo
namles_the_ninja: cool was baby pre spoops or are we birthing satan... or is that unknown lol
JonnyGlitch: I never realised Amnesia was so bad
Makrosian_Tae: HAnd....
UnusuallyLargeMoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: 29 months! that's more than 2 years! Sorry, felt the need to get that out of my system.
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Juliamon: namles_the_ninja Unknown, but probably an alien or something
Makrosian_Tae: Fingies
deathjavu: we've got alien baby. don't worry about it
Makrosian_Tae: I bet you have to trap him in there using the pressure plates
theleerm: how not die?
namles_the_ninja: okay i'm clued in now all is well lol
Makrosian_Tae: Move the blocks around and trap him maybe?
deathjavu: yeah this is kinda garbage
Seth_Erickson: I can't imagine dying and being reborn is good for the baby
gravyJay1: face the fear
Juliamon: We started with no baby, then we remembered we were pregnant, then we suddenly had made it to the third trimester with no warning
LinearGif: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue
ButterBall000: 2020 game with 2010 gameplay?
cadesguy: thats interesting, i wonder if they made "deaths" be weird like that to avoid the diminishing fear factor from reapawns in most games?
itira: ahhh
namles_the_ninja: i see, so definatly a spoop baby cool
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, if you haven't played MGS3, I think you'd like it. You can throw rotten food at people so they get sick and go throw up while you pretend to be a crocodile.
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jetpixi: WOO
Makrosian_Tae: WOO
wildpeaks: woohoo
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
JonnyGlitch: Is that Shartlo Copely?
jetpixi: Give Ben the best gamer award
JonnyGlitch: Sounds like the actor
BusTed: You got it.
ContingentCat: yes
MegaDosX: It is six years
DeM0nFiRe: 72 months is 6 feet
theleerm: i cAn wAiT
Makrosian_Tae: What a thrill
JonnyGlitch: I got 5 but hardly played it
Makrosian_Tae: the darkness and silence through the night
Mysticman89: I'm playing MGS5 right now
Makrosian_Tae: What a thrill
BusTed: Huh... it's just a box.
Makrosian_Tae: I'm searching and melting into you
ContingentCat: same Ben
Pteraspidomorphi: What was that noise?
Ferisar: stillll in a dreeeam
jetpixi: ok so i was in another tab when you made that sound....
Ferisar: sneeeteeerr
Makrosian_Tae: what a...thrill in my heart
Scy_Anide: The MGS games are scary right? Perfect for Let's Nope.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can explain most of it to you, but it takes 30 minutes and a whiteboard.
Makrosian_Tae: But YOU'RE SO SUPREME
Spacepup: MGS5 I know is on steam. It's pretty fun
Electrodyne: 72 months is 174 metric months
SquareDotCube: MGS is on GOG
Mysticman89: theres about 5 minutes of gameplay in the first 2 hours of MGS5
SquareDotCube: though, if you can, look for Twin Snakes
Spacepup: I know MGS3 is supposed to be the best of them all, but I haven't played it.
deathjavu: weird flesh walls have happened on the other side
LinearGif: He's got friends on the other side?
Makrosian_Tae: Story-wise, I like MGS3 best. Gameplay? MGSV is best by far
milldrotha_the_ravetide: well hello there
Koshindan: It has pokeball eyeballs.
jetpixi: oh man
JonnyGlitch: Pick a lane for aesthetics already!
FolkMetalFlorist: the southern oracle!
thraximore: oh MAN
jetpixi: good movie.
thraximore: the memories
TacitusVigil: "Which one" The one with the lasers, Ben. The one with the lasers. Kappa
JonnyGlitch: Is this a world tour of architectural styles?
jetpixi: seems bad
milldrotha_the_ravetide: nah it looks fine
GhostValv: seems sus
warboss5: Its the anger slime from Ghostbusters 2
Seth_Erickson: that's alien goop definitely not good
JonnyGlitch: it's just harmess pink goo
EvilDrReef: Ugh, it's all in your shoes now
BusTed: The bad juju
TacitusVigil: The emotion slime
kerbalized_: tomb juice
HundreydAundre: That's not water...
jetpixi: that looks fun
theleerm: for some reason they forced us out of the neverending story movie after the first two hours and the credits rolled
milldrotha_the_ravetide: I hope that's what it is
Seth_Erickson: Again. Again
ButButTheJesus: the angy goop
JonnyGlitch: drink the pink tomb juice!
TacitusVigil: Higher and higher. (Higher!)
deathjavu: it's just regular water with a bunch of blood in it, that they put in their batteries
EvilDrReef: Oh god, it's in your hair and everything
deathjavu: or somehting
Lord_ZYRK: Throw on some positive jams and make Liberty dance down mainstreet SourPls
jetpixi: don't put your head in lol
Koshindan: Now the pink water is in your hair.
theleerm: feeling goo
jetpixi: wahsing that out will take so many rinse and repeats
HundreydAundre: Oh, look. A vent.
JonnyGlitch: ghost box!
GhostValv: uh
Koshindan: Ghosts!
NimrodXIV: cool game
wildpeaks: demon magic
IsaTheEngie: huh
Electrodyne: now we just need a Statue of Liberty to go with that slime
warboss5: Haha, glitchbox!
TacitusVigil: I aint afraid of no ghost blocks.
tergonis: box texture says nope
Pandax0: ah yes, the box of glitches.
LinearGif: my leg!
thraximore: hm
JonnyGlitch: one for the highlights
Manae: Clip pane broke
HundreydAundre: Your compass must e glitchin'
Koshindan: The forbidden box.
NightWingMistHawk: It's stuck between planes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: things that man was not meant to see
Sanityis0verrated: ghost brick
thraximore: this bitch glitchy. YEET
quentastic: I didn't have a single glitch when I played through
JonnyGlitch: uh oh
ButButTheJesus: BEN
theleerm: i half thought that was on purpose ngl
Dog_of_Myth: Ben
LinearGif: she is pargarn Ben!
JonnyGlitch: oh, and I'M an asshole
Pandax0: Ben no.
Manae: Gravity is affecting you for two
itira: Ben is banned
warboss5: Only the hottest of takes
TacitusVigil: AITA: I'm pregnant and jumped off a cliff, am-
Seth_Erickson: this darn baby won't even get a job
milldrotha_the_ravetide: oh ben... noooo
jetpixi: she is pregante!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
EvilDrReef: I hear you shouldn't be wading through tomb juice while pregnant
HatsWearCats: *several people are typing*
theleerm: as a person with a uterus we can not speak on this ben
circusofkirkus: fitting end to 2020: Ben gets cancelled
wildpeaks: what have you unleashed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if nothing else, being pregnant radically shifts your center of gravity, so your balance is garbage
x0den: i mean its not really a regular pregnancy i think
Lord_ZYRK: Ben: "Oh hey, I got a text from Kathleen. It says 'you're fired.' Huh."
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, had a good run guys
HundreydAundre: It is what you...nvm, this ash tray is busted
Pandax0: Quick Adam make a more unpopular opinion!
jetpixi: she's so gregernate!
BusTed: cut to Adam: *spinning chair*
warboss5: Very pregranantant
MegaDosX: "Haha you're fired haha" - Kathleen, probably
TacitusVigil: So...that got clipped, right? Kappa
JonnyGlitch: smash cut to a bleached white skeleton
Tripleyew: 'evening Ben and Adam, and howdy all
EvilDrReef: Their teeth ARE candy corn! O_O
BusTed: Heya Tripleyew
Lord_ZYRK: Hey, it's Adam's old sex dungeon
itira: jesus zyrk
gadget246: that's one lanky monster
jetpixi: Zyrk...
Tripleyew: what do the lamps accomplish?
jetpixi: lol
Lord_ZYRK: pixi
elkae: As opposed to his new one?
Makrosian_Tae: PLAYED
jetpixi: Zyrk
Lord_ZYRK: Pixi
deathjavu: "gameplay"
BusTed: Wrex
warboss5: It snaps back and rips him in two, lol
Tripleyew: You may not like it, but this is what peak gameplay looks like
jetpixi: i think richard is gone
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT THE--
ContingentCat: um?
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Sanityis0verrated: um
LinearGif: Richard she is pregnant
Mister_Hush: Richard's a real Richard
Pandax0: it would seem richard is a dick....
Lord_ZYRK: That escalated quickly
Serpens77: wow, Richard is a dick
Koshindan: Wow dick move.
warboss5: BASTARD!
jetpixi: he has a new nickname. Dick.
wildpeaks: oh we angry now
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhhh no
BusTed: rip
tergonis: oooooo nice
itira: :O
JonnyGlitch: turns out his name was foreshadowing
theleerm: oh buddy comeon man
IsaTheEngie: wow rude
Sanityis0verrated: no
DeM0nFiRe: Is he gonna be ok?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhh shit we vampired him!
JonnyGlitch: always were *click*
itira: one of us. one of us
MegaDosX: "And then John was a zombie."
ButterBall000: We just ate a man
Pteraspidomorphi: I think this is what happens every time you die, she turns into ghul mode and goes back to the starting point?
BusTed: Into the iron maiden.
zeanith_helfire: yeah we are deffs not the queen...
TheMrFraser: you're all hopped up on that magic juice
Electrodyne: Are we a Spoop?
itira: de bebe
Sanityis0verrated: baby?
NimrodXIV: empty you say
thraximore: bby?
Koshindan: Baby check
zeldakid1999: Baby check?
MegaDosX: Ben check the baby
warboss5: It ate your EEEEEVVVIVIIIIILLLLL
wildpeaks: maybe that's why baby seems to grow fast, we just slip in and out of consciousness ?
milldrotha_the_ravetide: check on that baby Ben
deathjavu: they siphoned the demon energy out?
JonnyGlitch: filling the jars with your friends
Dog_of_Myth: Baby check?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: drinking the lifejuice may have killed babo
EvilDrReef: I'm sure standing on his legs isn't going to help
jetpixi: what was that, like, the Avatar State but evil?
MegaDosX: OK it looks like baby's still there
theleerm: check on baby?
BusTed: "Save the queen!" "Which one's the queen?"
Sanityis0verrated: yeah 0 regrets
jetpixi: Not me!
Makrosian_Tae: The Shadow knows!
hatboozeparty: don't mess with pregnant woman I guess...
warboss5: The queen is the one that knows da way
JonnyGlitch: Thanks for the stream Adam and Ben! Thanks for the company chat!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Richard, you would have a more compelling argument if you hadn't tried to hit me with a rock."
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for spoops
gayghostprince: thanks for the stream spoop boys!
TacitusVigil: Save the Ben-badier!
gayghostprince: have a nice night
EvilDrReef: Hey, I DID have fun!
ButButTheJesus: yayyyyyy
Tripleyew: Hail the lrrSPOOP
jetpixi: Heck yeah! He farmin!
SmoreThanAFeelin: thanks for the stream!
elkae: It's only Vitae if it comes from France, otherwise it's just sparkling dread
gayghostprince: Ben make Adam name his Dino after you
jetpixi: goats and chickens!
circusofkirkus: Goats, ducks, and a void chicken
zeldakid1999: Thanks for streaming, it was fun. Bye
meachamo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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milldrotha_the_ravetide: Ending on some super spoops right there
JonnyGlitch: what game is Adam playing?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @elkae fUCK that got me XD
ContingentCat: sergeIrene
Tripleyew: No pigs?!? Not watching!
jetpixi: Stardew Valley @JonnyGlitch
Ferisar: himbo
elkae: Little fellow
Makrosian_Tae: Himbo
DarknessKingCoH: Happy early Birthday Adam!
NDCazzy: multipals with Ben Jo and Adam playing stardew... no Serge
elkae: Yeah small fellow and himbo
circusofkirkus: Don't forget Twitch Chat the Void Chicken
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is one of the cows named Proto-Burger?
EvilDrReef: Large Fellow is my favorite :3
elkae: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Oh good :D
BusTed: Bungus
LightingExpert13: irene
itira: Dingus and slorp
Lord_ZYRK: Forgetting your own childrens' names seabatYIKES
JonnyGlitch: thanks @jetpixi !
ContingentCat: and the scarecrows are Ben, James, and Serge
jetpixi: Do you even wish your animals good night?
elkae: He never remembers Emily's name sooooo
BusTed: So majestic.
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha
ButButTheJesus: :D
itira: Wow
EvilDrReef: I am in awe
MegaDosX: It's just so loud
Pteraspidomorphi: Needs more reverb
iris_of_ether: benginLol benginLol benginHeart lrrHORN
elkae: M A W P
Lord_ZYRK: That just blew my pants off :O
JonnyGlitch: ngl I love that voice
Lord_ZYRK: That just stapled them back on
jetpixi: LUL @Makrosian_Tae
itira: LUL
Koshindan: yay
ButButTheJesus: BEN...... YES
elkae: benginOh benginNo
milldrotha_the_ravetide: Oh the laugh was perfect for spoops
jetpixi: no! a video game?
ContingentCat: life 2
itira: why....
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
jetpixi: yeah they did
JonnyGlitch: wait, how does THAT work?!
jetpixi: ugh
TacitusVigil: The Game of Life 2: Attack of the Clones
Lord_ZYRK: Life 2: We Live Again!
eric_christian_berg: Afterlife?
elkae: Life 2: Life Harder
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like this poses several theological questions.
EvilDrReef: It's more about making a radioactive family
MegaDosX: Happiness? What's that?
jetpixi: but money=happiness?
ContingentCat: less heteronormative yeah
jetpixi: lol
ButButTheJesus: Life 2: Found Jesus
NotCainNorAbel: but $ == happyness
TacitusVigil: Buy a house? HA
BusTed: G'night all.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks y'all! Glad you came!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
elkae: byeeeeeeee
Arclight_Dynamo: They've changed the game to meet current... realistic, attainable goals.
EvilDrReef: Thanks y'all!
Arclight_Dynamo: Job? House? Kid? Nope.
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeee
EvilDrReef: Toodle oo
JonnyGlitch: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jim02762: @jetpixi yup money==happiness
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeeeeee
Lord_ZYRK: Byeee
eric_christian_berg: If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
itira: byeeeeeeeeee
DeM0nFiRe: Bye
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ContingentCat: thanks Ben and Adam
milldrotha_the_ravetide: see ya
Phailhammer: cya :)
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I died with $200,000 in credit card debt. SUCK IT, AMERICAN EXPRESS
SirShaken: lrrSPOOP
HundreydAundre: @TacitusVigil uhhhh, aight?
TehAmelie: i've heard an argument about how the way the world works it's more ethical to be in debt than not
HundreydAundre: @TehAmelie Where, I wonder. Then wander... and suddenly, ask
TehAmelie: on the internet :x
sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: The Game of Life 2) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (20:46 from now).