TehAmelie: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian’s going to broaden his racing experience by taking on a two-season challenge in Project Cars 2. Game: Project Cars 2) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (4m from now).
margieargie: Alright, time to get ready for another 24 hours of- wait, no...
RockPusher: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
margieargie: !gant
LRRbot: GANT
TehAmelie: sweet rides incomin
RockPusher: !advice
LRRbot: Mod your legs.
TehAmelie: with wheels?
RockPusher: so… rollerskates
TehAmelie: i'm thinking like in Battle Angel Alita
DarkMorford: Vroom vroom!
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: hmm if any game could become a motorball simulator i expect it would be this one
CaptainSpam: Welcome, race fans, to the LRRndianapolis Motor Speedway!
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TXC2: CONTACT
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Rev those !gant engines!
RockPusher: Racers, start your engines!
IgnisDeus: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
DarkMorford: 🏎️ 🏎️
TheMoatman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
TheMoatman: [crazy frog noises]
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN
lirazel64: Wheee!
NightWingMistHawk: Is it time to become fast and/or furious?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time to Play it Forward, and Ian is back in the driver seat. Let’s see if we can drive tracks OTHER than Le Mans! | http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eq1gaqcUUAI8AT2.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1345837879268835328
theghostwiththemost: Hi everyone
CaptainSpam: The Zippy Quick And The Just Plain Angry
TXC2: hello theghostwiththemost welcome
margieargie: You know, I was kinda thinking the same sort of thing as that tweet is referring to :p
tomnar: Hello everyone =)
TXC2: Hello tomnar welcome
ritchards: Non Le Mans tracks? HERESY!
Hexi_Lexi: hey nerds! reminder that i love you all aggressively!!!
KingKuPaa subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
KingKuPaa: happy new year?
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TXC2: hello Hexi_Lexi welcome
NightWingMistHawk: @hexi_lexi back at ya sergeFriend !
FortCondor: PrideFloat TransgenderPride
Diabore: sound?
yalc321: Sound?
margieargie: PrideTrans PrideTrans TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Hexi_Lexi: sound?
Stoffern: sound...?
IgnisDeus: mute?
CaptainSpam: MIC 5!
margieargie: Uh.. also yeah sound
LordZarano: 🔇
ritchards: yeah, Ian didn't hook the sound up properly
darkora subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
darkora: I'm going out to become fast and/or furious, guess I'll decide in the car
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Juliamon: There we go
IgnisDeus: There it is
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
Hexi_Lexi: got there!
margieargie: There it goes!
Ba_Dum_Tish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Project cars 2? That's two whole cars
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ritchards: sound!
Diabore: there he is!
FortCondor: better
tomnar: sound! :)
TXC2: there's the sound
elkae: There's the sound!
TXC2: Hello Ian
IgnisDeus: Was wondering about the lack of intro music
lirazel64: @hexi_lexi Is it ok if I love. you back kindly and gently? I'm not up for aggressive today.
DarkMorford: Oh, it's got a button!
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] Everything changes once you restarted everything.
LRRbot: New quote #7430: "Everything changes once you restarted everything." —Ian [2021-01-03]
Hexi_Lexi: @lirazel64 then i love you in a reasonable manner
RockPusher: Office racing!
ShifuDaxiongmao: ENCORE the intro! :D
lirazel64: @hexi_lexi Thank you!
TXC2: the newest LRR podcast, the office chair ramble Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
ShifuDaxiongmao: Considering Ian's love for Japan.... I hope we see Suzuka Circuit attempt :D
FortCondor: Suzuka <3
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
Hexi_Lexi: huffing dongs?! sweet!
RockPusher: gabyHi Sarah_Serinde
Hexi_Lexi: hey @Sarah_Serinde <3
ShifuDaxiongmao: the few times you've.... driven ? :D
FortCondor: Good to hear!
DarkMorford: Glad to hear it, Ian.
TXC2: Otaku Jeff? Kappa
elkae: Gordon?
FortCondor: lol
sokolov23: Gordon with an E
cuttlefishman: Hi chat
theghostwiththemost: wait what DR Evil has a brother?
sokolov23: E stands for Epic
cuttlefishman: are we zoomin
cuttlefishman: Mini
elkae: Fair LUL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Surprised we just were not LRR
FortCondor: hello @cuttlefishman
Hexi_Lexi: race in a Saab! Kappa
DarkMorford: Not hearing anything from the game, Ian. Not sure if there should be sound in the menus, though.
Raincoast_Bear: Good afternoon Tilty Ian! @LoadingReadyRun
Ba_Dum_Tish: No noise
CaptainSpam: We can't hear anything, either.
TXC2: it's serene calmness Kappa
accountmadeforants: They went all-electric OpieOP
cuttlefishman: ^
FortCondor: just come out of a 60 minute Nordshliefe race on GT sport so this is easy viewing. SirUwU
FortCondor: feeling the sleeps tho, can't think of a more humble voice to drift off to.
DarkMorford: Incoming MAWP?
TXC2: sleep well FortCondor
CaptainSpam: Good chat.
TXC2: wow lofi hiphop beats changed Kappa
TreeGamer35: just set my rig up to do some racing myself
FortCondor: stay peachy! thanks @txc2
Ba_Dum_Tish: James loves fortnite
FortCondor: *lurks*
Driosenth: oh no, you have less than 1% storage left on C:/
RealGamerCow: Has a plan for this playthrough been said yet? I'm a little late.
wynternyghtynggale: !Gant
LRRbot: 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐓
wynternyghtynggale subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
wynternyghtynggale: Gant gant!
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Diabore: x-bow!
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun You might need to exit and restart the game. I've noticed quite a few engines don't like switching audio outputs once they're running.
RockPusher: Toyota - Ian, surely you gotta use the Japanese car
Stoffern: Its called "Rocket Bunny"?
RealGamerCow: No Nissan? Uninstall. lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: Hi everyone sergeHi
ShifuDaxiongmao: for Europe races, Spa is always entertaining :)
TXC2: hello SnackPak_ welcome
RockPusher: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
ShifuDaxiongmao: what are YOUR colors, Ian? :)
Traion: Tracks other than Le Mans?! Is that legal?!
Traion: Hey Chat, hey Ian
CaptainSpam: Crap, was the community supposed to supply you with a custom livery? We're so behind! Kappa
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our Friend Ihorner has been playing Cars 2
DarkMorford: @CaptainSpam Project CARS isn't as moddable as Asetto Corsa. We probably *could*, but it wouldn't be nearly as easy.
Hexi_Lexi: Thanks for the 2020Victory @wynternyghtynggale
DarkMorford: There's game sound. We good.
RockPusher: Time to power into a wall!
ZweiVinter: It's a racing track
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :)
RealGamerCow: Apparently Project cars 3 is awful
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
ShifuDaxiongmao: race engineer: "So, what broke this time?" :D
PixelArtDragon: Race engineer? Do they need to make sure the entrance to the sub-ocean is plugged?
margieargie: That sounds a bit dangerous, but okay
ypsilonkappa: hi Ian, have fun at COTA!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I see we're alowed contact
Driosenth: Ian, could you move the PiP to the lower right, you are currently covering the center console display.
wynternyghtynggale: that reminds me of the old days of playing hot wheels pc racing games
elkae: If your bones are cold, consult a doctor
Ba_Dum_Tish: The bones of tires and the skins of cars
Hexi_Lexi: yall, im excited for the 11th! i ordered a japanese copy of Paper Mario for my n64 and it should be arriving then!
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining.
LRRbot: New quote #7431: "They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining." —Ian [2021-01-03]
RockPusher: elkae if your bones are cold, consult a mortician
johnhelix: Zoom zoom.
DarkMorford: @Hexi_Lexi Oh, that sounds rad! Have fun with it!
elkae: @RockPusher I was gonna follow with, "or better yet, check straight into a cemetary" LUL
Lithobraker: Fun fact, all your bones are wet
wynternyghtynggale: Ian only good on the straights horner
RockPusher: hot wet
ZweiVinter: Hopefully you'll be feeling GEARat by the end
GerrardUK: The EU championship would have started off a lot easier. The Red bull National only has like 4 corners!
Hexi_Lexi: @DarkMorford the intent is to learn to speedrun it, but i know the game well enough that i dont need the text if i do casual runs
TXC2: chat lets not talk about hot wet bones please :p
thunderbird32: What car is Ian driving today?
MrSVCD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:46.
RockPusher: and this is why driving while distracted is bad
FanboyBryan: hot Wheels!
wolgo: a 1 hour real time practice wow
Damien_E1: Love this game so glad to see Ian giving it another run!
TXC2: BING!
VintageSpiffy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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RockPusher: Clown car!
TXC2: "may"
Damien_E1 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Damien_E1: Love this game so glad to see Ian giving it another run!
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DarkMorford: Game is a little loud for us too especially when the engines rev up.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welp I think pitting in will be a common sight for a while
Traion: 1 hour qualifying?
Damien_E1: Ian is on COTA, right?
SmithKurosaki: afternoon
Damien_E1: Looks like COTA
DarkMorford: @Traion One hour practice, half hour qual
Hexi_Lexi: ooh, yeah, thats better sound, imo
Ba_Dum_Tish: As long as we don't get disqualified for speeding into the pit we should be fine
ShifuDaxiongmao looks at how Ian takes the corners and starts humming Deja Vu
Traion: DarkMorford the madman actually plays the practice? I'm impressed
CaptainSpam: The game is having an awful lot of fun blurring the interface.
RockPusher: We're gonna bankrupt a racing team!
Wangor: Just driving straight into that poor pit crew...
Wolfstrike_NL: !gant
LRRbot: ՑՃՈԵ
Driosenth: Ian, could you move the PiP to the lower left, you are currently covering the center console?
TXC2: here to LRRn
RealGamerCow: Tinker Tailor Solder Race
ShifuDaxiongmao: Wangor they knew what they signed up for :D
Driosenth: Thanks
Ba_Dum_Tish: Teeny tiny Pif
Lithobraker: Ian would you ever consider participating in the 24hrs of Lemons racing series? The $500 car one
Elevation_4000_FT: Is it LrrMans already?
DarkMorford: Lithobraker That sounds hilarious
pyronils80: Is Ian using a steering wheel or a normal controller?
TXC2: Elevation_4000_FT no, this is just Ian playing this game normally for fun
TXC2: pyronils80 a wheel
pyronils80: thx
ShifuDaxiongmao: how many cars in the train now? :D
RockPusher: !wheel
Earthenone: !thrustmaster
Damien_E1: You can actually hear the belts of the wheel as he turns if you know what you're listening for
RockPusher: *checks help* looks like it was cleaned out
DarkMorford: @Damien_E1 Oh yeah, these simulators are *stupidly* accurate with the physics and such.
TXC2: YORRI?!
Nuurgle: !findquote thrust
LRRbot: Quote #4588: "If you ever get the sense that somebody in the room is making vulgar thrusting motions, that's because Kathleen's a ghost and she's in the room with you." —Graham [2018-01-08]
Damien_E1: There was definitely a yorri
AP138: Any thoughts about doing a RaceRoom LRR community race?
PixelArtDragon: YORRI NO
DarkMorford: Oh, you meant the force feedback. Yeah, those motors are pretty audible.
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote yorri
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just one clean lap is all we are looking for right now
Wolfstrike_NL: This is kinda simulair to the Forklift from Shenmue3 last year, right?
TeodorantZMX: If the viewers of decided to occupy the state Chicago is in, would they rename it, iLRRnois?
RealGamerCow: Hey you shaved 75 seonds off from lap 1 to 2...
VTMonster: Ian should play on hard mode, in reverse only
Ba_Dum_Tish: @VTMonster Rainbow road only
TXC2: Better turn there
Keaton__Mask: what car is ian driving?
Nuurgle: a broken one
Keaton__Mask: fair.
TXC2: Keaton__Mask a Toyota I think
GerrardUK: GT-86
trilemma85: I see Ian has the zoomies today.
RockPusher: !quote 6122
LRRbot: Quote #6122: "My car is dummy thicc and the clap of my gear paddles keeps alerting the race officials." —Ian [2019-06-15]
Damien_E1: lol great quote
thunderbird32: GT86 a moderately affordable sports car, unlike the Supra. Although, like the Supra, one could make the argument that neither are *actually* Toyotas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That quote certainly came out of Ian's mouth
RockPusher: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
savorycookie: Is aero the tires? I know nothing about cars
DarkMorford: Ian, is this the TMX Pro wheel with the 3-pedal accessory?
TXC2: savorycookie aerodynamics
GerrardUK: Aero is basically the bodywork
savorycookie: Ohh neat
thunderbird32: @savorycookie Aero is the aerodynamics in the bodykit. Spoiler, splitter, etc
DarkMorford: Ah, gotcha.
Nuurgle: now THIS is pod racing
Ba_Dum_Tish: We just need to cut 17 seonds off that lap and we will be good
RealGamerCow: That turn definitely gives you problems
TXC2: you only want to hear Contact from me when the stream starts Kappa
DarkMorford: This should be the right link for the wheel, then, if the mods want to make a command. https://www.thrustmaster.com/en_US/products/tmx-force-feedback
ShifuDaxiongmao: this car currently seems to drift even more than the bus :D
DarkMorford: Goes a lot faster than 45, though. :P
RockPusher: adventures in corner-land
GerrardUK: The road going car was basically designed to be a bit "drifty". RWD with skinny tires basically
Rogue_07: Good Afternoon, Ian!
Ard_Rhys: how long until the red mist descends, and Ian starts trying to murder the other drivers?
GerrardUK: It's the car used in Top Gear's star in a car thing
TXC2: Hello Rogue_07 welcome
Rogue_07: Hi, @TXC2 !
thunderbird32: So much for Star in a Reasonably Price Car then, these aren't exactly econo boxes
CaptainSpam: Contact! Is the answer! Is the reason!
Painfully_Dyslexic: My girlfriend and I did a road trip to some small country towns over the weekend (don't worry where I am we've got no local covid cases) It was the first time I really expreince driving at any real speed and boy was that an expreince
RealGamerCow: Race cars tend to like high revs. Which if you're used to a manual road car, it's going to seem wrong.
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're slowly learning
thunderbird32: Sure, but it's not like the Suzuki they used to use :D
GerrardUK: They dropped the "Reasonably Price" bit but is still pretty cheap for what it is. Unless you pay 10% extra for Subura's badge BMR (I think they call it)
thunderbird32: The Subaru is the BRZ
RockPusher: Painfully_Dyslexic NZ?
JAGxTERRA: Hi everyone
NdroFox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
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TXC2: Hello JAGxTERRA welcome
Tempest2097: Wait what car are we driving?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ever forward, slowly learning, shifting to 3rd
Painfully_Dyslexic: @RockPusher South Australia
TXC2: Tempest2097 a GT-86
JAGxTERRA: back end = more squats. front end = ???
Tempest2097: Wait
Wangor: Thanks for the 2020Unity @ndrofox
Tempest2097: I've driven a GT-86 extensively
Nuurgle: race strategy = hang in there and do your best
ContingentCat: lrrHERE
Tempest2097: Lovely car.
CaptainSpam: More information! MORE!
TXC2: squats are better for the front end, it's hip thrusts for the back end Kappa
NdroFox: All Information, All The Time
theghostwiththemost: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: 3-2-1 Contact!
TXC2: Dont touch the wall , the hit new gameshow from 2010 Kappa
RockPusher: TXC2 Bring on the wall!
Nuurgle: at least with this view you can't see the body damage indicators
JAGxTERRA: race coach: "they're faster than you"
Ba_Dum_Tish: So a rally navigator?
TreeGamer35: omg i would love a race coach
Tempest2097: I mean, the car's ridiculously happy going sideways STOCK
bishbashfalls: Didn't one of the Forzas kinda have one of those race coaches?
ContingentCat: you don't want to figure that out on your own with trial and error?
GerrardUK: Isn't there a racing line thing that shows when to brake?
Tempest2097: So it's gonna be a bit more tolerant than most.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chat can be your race coach. Brake 30 seconds ago Kappa
CaptainSpam: The focus-shifting of the dashboard is an... interesting choice.
ShifuDaxiongmao: incomming tricky part :D
margieargie: @Ba_Dum_Tish "Go left"
DarkMorford: Oh neat, there's an indicator in the top right for how many G's you're pulling
margieargie: Which would be great if this was NASCAR :p
ContingentCat: aw this isn't the LeMans course, no GANT GANT
TXC2: why are the rear tires so much cooler the the fronts?
JAGxTERRA: is possible to downshift before breaking irl?
ShifuDaxiongmao: nicely done! (if we remove the bumping from the other car)
PendelSteven: 'Ello
Clench_Eastwood subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
Clench_Eastwood: here in my car....Im the safest of all.....except when Beej is driving....its scary as hell....in cars
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Wangor: That driver really doesn't like you, do they?
Fairgrim: Just remember in America "Rubbing is Racing"
Clench_Eastwood: o/
margieargie: I don't think any of these drivers like Ian right now
TXC2: JAGxTERRA yes, if you like having the gearbox turn into smoke
PendelSteven: Still AFA
savorycookie: Stayed on the track most of the time! Heck yeah
CaptainSpam: I mean, one of the drivers rear-ended him coming out of the pits when practice began, so I think they've got it out for him.
kerbalized_: rearend the car ahead for superior stopping distance seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
PendelSteven: It's 2021, you should know by now that AFA = Away from Audio
GerrardUK: @JAGxTERRA You can, but can lock the rear wheels if you do it too early
PendelSteven: But I can see you! And I can chat with you!
PendelSteven: Well, visual chat
Clench_Eastwood: hey its not just america, old shcool cup racing saw lots of contact
Hexi_Lexi: Pride70 hey Ian, im starting a new stardew valley file and want you to name the farm
CaptainSpam: Yorri noooooooo!
TXC2: Yorri NO!
MistahFixIt: RIP hood :c
JAGxTERRA: so while breaking-> downshift->downshift?
Tempest2097: Engine cools better now at the cost of aerodynamics I guess
ContingentCat: Sorry if this was covered at the beginning, but what's the end point of this play it forward? Is there a story mode in Cars 2?
Rogue_07: Shire Oak!
Rogue_07: (comes from my last name)
ArtemisKing: dawn glen?
wynternyghtynggale: nope its morning wood
Rogue_07: Ravenwood?
Rogue_07: Quality wine brand
fastlane250: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: The Funeral Wood.
ContingentCat: if that's what you're into ok
Nuurgle: Morning Would
Territan: Smith-Smythe-Smith.
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
MistahFixIt: WWaaaow
Earthenone: the tears of trees and the cold bones!
Mangledpixel: boop
wynternyghtynggale: mooring wood
ChargingFerret: Mourning wood?
elkae: Sometimes morning wood is sad wood
Mangledpixel: wow, what a time to join the stream
margieargie: Mourning Wood = "Oh, so you're a widow now..."
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
ArtemisKing: just uhhhh thesaurus other words for morning and wood
DarkMorford: Hey Pix :D
PendelSteven: Car racing was born in Europe
TXC2: Mourning wood = what we make caskets out of?
ShifuDaxiongmao: could kinda be fun to see a race with Lrr & guests at some point.. a car game most have no to little experience with, on a random track, and they get the first hour to practice :D
TankWraith: One of the saints row games had a mourning wood cemetary
MistahFixIt: Normal Race Normal Chat as always
JAGxTERRA: dusk oak
PendelSteven: In the country that horse racing invented...
Nuurgle: EarlyMast
Territan: What's he racing on? Reminds me a bit of the Nurburgring short track.
Kfunkmasta: @txc2 rears are cooler because of his driving style. loading up the fronts a lot more in turns, lots of understeer = heat
margieargie: @Territan Circuit of the Americas
PendelSteven: But England was then and will still be part of Europe
TXC2: Kfunkmasta neat, thank you
PendelSteven: It's just a geographical fact
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
ContingentCat: So we're in Sanic mode? Gotta go fast?
PendelSteven: Hi
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah this is one of those games where chat needs to be ignored while playing otherwise mistakes will be made and walls will be met
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Rogue_07: Hi Wall, I'm Rogue 7!
Rogue_07: Nice to meet you!
PendelSteven: Is it still Happy Newyear time?
Territan: Sanic the Hodgeheg.
wynternyghtynggale: wall waifu is very happy to meet the new car husbando
Rogue_07: Hm...he seems a bit thick
DarkMorford: Pit stops are for chat :p
PendelSteven: Well, happy 2021 anyhow!
Tempest2097: It's weird because there's a part of my brain going "you're in a real GT-86 time to evade hazards"
theghostwiththemost: it's still 2020, we just it new game +
PendelSteven: Technically the earth was closest to sun yesterday, so yeah
ContingentCat: whoops
PendelSteven: technically that's why it's the start of the year
Gaz_L: Straight up PIT maneuver
PendelSteven: I agree, it's a fairly modern insight
PendelSteven: I still think start of spring is easier to tell
PendelSteven: or at least the first full moon in spring
PendelSteven: So you can festive the new year then.
GhassanPL: So what are the end criteria for this Play it Forward?
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're helping distract Ian
PendelSteven: For those who don't get my humour there: we call that Easter
TXC2: GhassanPL Ian gets gud
RandomTrivia: @GhassanPL Ian's license is revoked
RandomTrivia: :p
YurikosWife: can we stop for mcdonalds
Gaz_L: is how u make make car no work no more
Lyntoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
Lyntoon: Soo I found this button, do I need to return it to you?
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RandomTrivia: Don't Twitch chat and drive, kids!
Jeezy56: oh is this CotA
TXC2: YurikosWife we have macdonalds at home
Damien_E1: @YurikosWife only if you're good
PendelSteven: Yes, Easter +- , 25 march to be exact, was for a good time the start of the new year
margieargie: The new year should be the autumn equinox, like the French Revolution made it!
PendelSteven: Somehow they gave it a fixed date... But hey
Rogue_07: LOL, this reminds me of Mario Kart back when I was 8.
Rogue_07: And I oversteered everywhere
PendelSteven: first sunday after first full moon in spring
Jeezy56: I keep meaning to buy PC2 now that it's super cheap in steam sales
RealGamerCow: Sub 2 minute lap!
PendelSteven: If you think a little about it, why wouldn't we celebrate easter?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our best lap yet
mr_yarget: anyone else think the Circuit of the Americas looks like a microscope?
Jeezy56: huh now that you mention it
ZombieHendrix: What's with the Hot Wheels adverts? Could we be driving Hot Wheels right now?
MistahFixIt: bonk
PendelSteven: Somebody gotta sponser sometimes
ShifuDaxiongmao: this'll be a good
TXC2: good lap
margieargie: Doing good for only having half a car :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ian is getting faster and faster
NextLevelTabletop: sick lap
ZombieHendrix: Heck yeah
RealGamerCow: 1:53, excellent time
JAGxTERRA: I'm more interested in the concept of driving stick than the actually game. I'm such an adult now.
PendelSteven: I saw Disgaea 6, well NIS, is sponsoring GDQ. Well. They don't have to for me, I'll buy that regerdless, but nice.
PendelSteven: I like to joke Netherlands is one step away from Netherworld anyhow
MistahFixIt: Just gonna squeeze past ya there
Snowcookies: Hi how goes the racing?
TXC2: hello Snowcookies welcome
ShifuDaxiongmao: might be a good lap too
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mr_yarget: consistency is good.
TXC2: less then half a secound off of best,
TXC2: this is a good base of consistency to work from
ShifuDaxiongmao: danger left!
ShifuDaxiongmao: :D
Damien_E1: You seem to be struggling with oversteer Ian, might be worth a setup change
Snowcookies: Ian is the only danger I see
TXC2: Damien_E1 the lack of a front end may the cause of that :p
MagisterMystax: Did the front fall off?
DarkMorford: @TXC2 Are you telling me the front fell off? :D
Snowcookies: lol
MistahFixIt: The front became detached
mr_yarget: the front end was sus
Damien_E1: The struggle caused that, it's not a result of it @TXC2
TXC2: it more slid off :p
Ba_Dum_Tish: We were just sheding some excess weight
Snowcookies: I hope there are clips for this
PendelSteven: Well, it's not Mario Kart
Lyntoon: is the front falling off some sort of James Bond gadget to try and get an advantage?
Snowcookies: goodbye sign
MagisterMystax: Take down all the ad signs
CosmicDot: maybe for these streams it would be ok to enable text-to-speech that reads only messages that mention @loadingreadyrun? or is it still too distracting?
TXC2: kill the ads, down with capitalism Kappa
Gnyrinn: Is your map marker a custom "run"?
SnowBuddy18: the front end didn't *not* detach itself
PendelSteven: Lol
Ba_Dum_Tish: So how are we going to do ads in this stream?
Juliamon: CosmicDot He's a professional streamer, he needs to do this *properly*
DarkMorford: Anyone else remember the old "NASCAR Racers" cartoon from way back when? That was a weird show.
PendelSteven: I don't mind advertising to be frank
PendelSteven: Just don't overdo the advertising
RealGamerCow: Look at that, 6 straight sub 2:00 laps!
ShifuDaxiongmao: that tight left after "the fun part" is killer with too much speed :D
MistahFixIt: Track's haunted.
theblakdeth: COTA is such a fun track
MagisterMystax: Cars should not occupy the same space-time co-ordinates, that's against the Car Rules
Rogue_07: Oooh, can you get the Aston Martin from Goldfinger in this?
margieargie: Q would absolutely hate your driving :p
Gaz_L: deploy the oil slick on the next corner
PendelSteven: Let me also shout: Bandai Namco!
PendelSteven: You at least gotta respect that company
MistahFixIt: bonk
Stoffern: Racing is a contact sport
TXC2: so that was what? a minute before contact with the front? :p
theblakdeth: rubbing is racing
Gaz_L: when do we get to henshin into Kamen Rider Drive
PendelSteven: As I like to bring up: they are the original distributors of the NES and think a bit about what that caused
Jeezy56: just jam on the gas
RandomTrivia: Well held
JAGxTERRA: Now this is pod-racing! ......I'll see myself out.
PendelSteven: It's ok
TXC2: jam on the gas is 6 years old now :p
Gaz_L: @JAGxTERRA SW Ep1 Racer, rare case of a weird genre SW game that's really good!
TXC2: it'll be going to school soon
PendelSteven: I think we're post-prequel-hate by now
fastlane250: maybe try jelly on the gas instead lrrBEEJ
MistahFixIt: Wait there's a penalty for going TOO fast?
TXC2: MistahFixIt too fast in the wrong areas yes
Nuurgle: preserves the gas for when needed most
margieargie: The race officials are gonna have a -long- list to show you when this session's ended from the looks of things
RomanGoro: MistahFixIt Well, if you break the lawas of physics...
JAGxTERRA: SW 8 and 9 were terrible so yeah
MistahFixIt: Yeah the Rewind feature is real nice
RandomTrivia: The "do you wanna take that again?" button
mr_yarget: Yeah, rewind was a pretty good addition in forza.
MistahFixIt: @RandomTrivia - I mean, rather literally
Lord_ZYRK: ha ha Play It Forward go BRRR
Gaz_L: hard disagree on SW 8, but will leave it there lest the internet explode
TXC2: hello Lord_ZYRK welcome
Lord_ZYRK: Hey TXC2
mr_yarget: Also something good about forza was the chance to drive some odd cars. Opal GT comes to mind.
Juliamon: No front, no back, no problem
mr_yarget: that looked better too.
MistahFixIt: And that weird little one, the Peel P50 or w/e
PendelSteven: well, brb, I'm done with my radioshow... And I noticed I've missed it
DarkMorford: So Ian, while Heather's taking some time off, is Rhythm Cafe going to just be Yakuza 7 karaoke? Kappa
JAGxTERRA: that was a good turn
SeiichiSin: I like how in a race they are telling you to slow down or they will give you a penalty.
Caffine1138: I feel slightly called out :)
mr_yarget: yo.
mr_yarget: that lap time
RealGamerCow: So close to sub 1:50
RandomTrivia: It's ok, they didn't really need that banner
TXC2: so Ian has recovered 11 seconds so far
theblakdeth: path to exile
johnalogue: Car control, specifically
LordZarano: @TXC2 So if he keeps going at this rate...
RealGamerCow: It would be great to have a spotter for these streams as well to help Ian and read chat for him
ShifuDaxiongmao: still close
theblakdeth: the spotter has to be a depressed Australian though
LordZarano: How long until Ian gets negative lap times?
ShifuDaxiongmao: this is it
TXC2: LordZarano he has to go backwards long enough to accelerate to infinite speed to super position everywhere Kappa
ShifuDaxiongmao: 1.48?
TXC2: Sub 1:50 hype !
Gaz_L: but then he turns into a salamander, which makes the late game tracks harder
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ShifuDaxiongmao: Curse has been broken!
MistahFixIt: Do not overpower the wibbly bits
PendelSteven: I see my microphone still is in front of me
TXC2: Gaz_L that episode is shocking less shit then I had been lead to believe, still bad of course :p
ShifuDaxiongmao: if he can do an almost flawless lap, I think he might just have a 1.47 in him
Gaz_L: @TXC2 Robert McNeill puts his all into his performance and the makeup effects are great, but the plot is garbage
PendelSteven: There, mic is now hanging behind my monitor again
PendelSteven: I love that
TXC2: Gaz_L indeed
MistahFixIt: Sir? Sir.
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
TXC2: HOLD!
PendelSteven: Amai
MistahFixIt: Wibblies
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
TXC2: lrrFINE
PendelSteven: lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: The commissioner is doing a great job
Gaz_L: honestly, this is just giving me flashbacks to the race track level in Hitman 2
RandomTrivia: LUL so many good sound bytes
Gaz_L: LRR Tokyo Drift
TXC2: Traction? no, Money down!
johnalogue: that's fair
johnalogue: too much skeuomorphic nostalgia from Ford trying to reclaim their former status before becoming truck only
Jeezy56: small cheats
MistahFixIt: gentle boops
Lord_ZYRK: Don't have to be faster than the other racers if they can't finish the race HahaThink
Gaz_L: proceed to cheat lap
PendelSteven: It's about time
RandomTrivia: This was just a warmup, right? lrrBEEJ
RealGamerCow: 4 mintues left in practice
margieargie: No, you have to qualify first :p
PendelSteven: racing is about time
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 more laps to go
PendelSteven: I'm eating a typical Dutch snakc
PendelSteven: *snack
PendelSteven: originally from Indonesia: Katjang Pedis
PendelSteven: Our version is called borrelnoten
PendelSteven: Katjang = peanut nut if I'm not mistaken by the way
mr_yarget: your snacks sound so much more dignified than mine. "cheez-it"
ShifuDaxiongmao: call it and prepare to race? :D
RealGamerCow: PendelSteven is that a chewey spicy peanut snack?
PendelSteven: they're nuts covered in starch and spiced
PendelSteven: So myeah
DarkMorford: One more lap, ad break, then we try to qualify for the race. :p
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mr_yarget: *Prepare to Qualify* in the old Pole position arcade voice
PendelSteven: I'm eating Provençale spiced, or in more common English: garlic & onion
RealGamerCow: Race notes: Don't overpower the wibblies
PendelSteven: A sort of Central Europe flavour, well, if you know where the Provence in France is it makes sense
MagisterMystax: Spin!
mr_yarget: kind of a crazy ivan.
PendelSteven: Just saying that, 'cause I've got a feeling if you're American you're not so aware where some blends come from
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PendelSteven: onion & garlic? must be Cajun! Well, nto always
Ba_Dum_Tish: We were indeed practised
LordZarano: Still under 2 minutes!
Jeezy56: there's potential for a good clean lap in there
Wolfstrike_NL: !break
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PendelSteven: Okay then, Umed
PendelSteven: :D
Gaz_L: wait... PAUL WALKER is in the race?
Jeezy56: all these practice and qualifying just makes me want to boot up Trackmania
TXC2: right chat I'm off
PendelSteven: Oh ok, bye bye txc2
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Ian
Makrosian_Tae: Bye bye
fastlane250: vroom
RandomTrivia: Goodnight TXC2
PendelSteven: oh incidently 'borrelnootje(s)' is a registered name by PepsiCo
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:51.
PendelSteven: but well, it's not uncommon to see such from other brands, then named partynootjes or something
PendelSteven: nootjes = little nuts
PendelSteven: literally
PendelSteven: not in that I'm a nootjes
PendelSteven: It doesn't work that way :)
MistahFixIt: nyoom?
PendelSteven: LRRbot might actually be telling the truth
Juliamon: Why wouldn't it?
PendelSteven: :D
PendelSteven: There are other timecommands, aren't there?
Mangledpixel: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:29:10. lrrSPOT
Juliamon: All the time commands are technically true
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
margieargie: One LRRbot always tells the truth, one always tells lies
PendelSteven: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
PendelSteven: Helpful as ever
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ian is burning up. He is Shoenen protag
margieargie: You at least look as if you belong in the same place as everyone else... mostly
korvys: Your teammate is apparently David lrrHAM
korvys: From NZ
MagisterMystax: Vroomvroom
ShifuDaxiongmao: primary goal - put in a lap... secondary goal - improve the above :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If LRR is pronouced Ler, would NVRR be never?
RandomTrivia: lrrHAM
fastlane250: lrrHAM
PendelSteven: For those who never watched live qualitifcation before
PendelSteven: inb4 Max takes the pole - wait, wrong game
LordZarano: Let's GO lrrHAM
MagisterMystax: No touching the cars!
Wangor: Oof, such vicious opponents!
PendelSteven: Pro tip: don't drive in the wrong direction
GerrardUK: Spinning is one way to warm up the tires
Ba_Dum_Tish: Maxiumum aggression
margieargie: "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"
ShifuDaxiongmao: I don't know.. MAX seems to be a decent amount :D
PendelSteven: Sigh
fastlane250: That ding in this game sounds just like the 'pass your spins to another player' ding from Press Your Luck and I cannot unhear that.
ShifuDaxiongmao: so.. cold tires = very swingy car?
korvys: Zone = wall
margieargie: "TIme to take pole!" *immediately spins into the wall*
DarkMorford: Autozone?
Ba_Dum_Tish: The crash zone
PendelSteven: not necessicarily very swingy
ShifuDaxiongmao: zone = "those red markings at the side"
PendelSteven: Take Dr. Pol?
deinonychus24: Cold tires have less grip
Lord_ZYRK: Cold tires == hard rubber == less traction
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PendelSteven: (that's actually a short o in Dr. Pol)
patbaer: pretty time to join the stream
PendelSteven: (I had a guy named Pol as a classmate)
wolgo: this is the qualification?
PendelSteven: Actually... That Pol I had as a classmate is drive fanatic and has done work for a national car telly show
Rogue_07: Or else you'll be Rolling in the Deep
Raincoast_Bear: Adele - Hello?
SAJewers: adele or "a dell"?
MistahFixIt: It's fine that paint was only slowing us down Kappa
PendelSteven: I prefer happier Hello song than that
Juliamon: A dowel I think
PendelSteven: Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette - Hello
PendelSteven: much better
margieargie: Alright, might take some work to improve that lap time but keep at it! <_<
RandomTrivia: You happened to it, Ian. You happened to it
Raincoast_Bear: It seems to have no traction
Lord_ZYRK: Someone kicked the air dam off the front while you were away
DarkMorford: I think the problem might be the nut behind the wheel. Kappa
PendelSteven: >
RandomTrivia: That said, it's all over the place and a lot of that is not you
PendelSteven: <
Lord_ZYRK: DarkMorford Gonna need a big wrench for that one
ShifuDaxiongmao: clear ahead, clear behind... next lap is the one :)
PendelSteven: yod nryyrt
PendelSteven: wrong placement
PendelSteven: 'tis better
The_Voices: slip and slide!
PendelSteven: Mental reminder: buy a new kayboard where most letters are still visible
Lord_ZYRK: Ian, if I may offer two simple words of advice:
Lord_ZYRK: Kansai dorifto
Lord_ZYRK runs
kalecruch: we still in practice mode?
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's a good one!
PendelSteven: 1:49.7
CommiePuddin: I think this is q
deinonychus24: Does doing donuts improve your time?
Raincoast_Bear: It's driving like 1980s Toyota I used to won with a really loose steering linkage.
The_Voices: never mind, better was short lived
CaptainSpam: Still back of the pack, but a lot closer now!
RandomTrivia: @deinonychus24 I find donuts help me have a good time, can't say anything for racing though :p
Jeezy56: pretty good run through the wigglies that time
CommiePuddin: A good lap means you're going into that first turn with a lot more speed, if you don't adjust to it you're in trouble.
mizzytastic: Where we racing?
Jeezy56: circuit of the americas
Jeezy56: the short track
deinonychus24: @RandomTrivia Good answer
PendelSteven: Austin, TX
ShifuDaxiongmao: a completely unknown track for people outside the north americas :P
The_Voices: bonk!\
PendelSteven: Yeah, well, it's not quite Interlagos
PendelSteven: But it's nice
Jeezy56: they had to build this massive hill into turn 1
CaptainSpam: I'm in said North Americas, and I didn't know about this track. :p
PendelSteven: Oh, I've heard of it
PendelSteven: Might even seen a race on it
GerrardUK: I've ran around this track before. The hill up to turn one was really steep! At lesat it was shorter than L'Eau Rouge!
Jeezy56: tbf I don't think any major American series raced here until like 2017
ShifuDaxiongmao: so.. cold tires = pendulum butt in this cartype?
Raincoast_Bear: Weird. Back end won't slide at all to help get you around turns but it spins out on the flat stretches?
elah806: Cold tires are gonna be ow, indeed
PendelSteven: they can be: a bicycle in snow
PendelSteven: brr no thanks
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh, I've done the bicycle on hidden ice brake n turn.. I went from vertical to horisonal in 0.1s flat
RandomTrivia: That was a big one
theblakdeth: @ShifuDaxiongmao these are RWD cars, so cold tires + a bit too much gas after a turn causes a pretty easy spin
ContingentCat: whoops
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TheShameGranny: Ian! Ian Horner! I hear you shamefully rubbing up against the walls young man! Heaven forfend!
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CommiePuddin: Why do you hate your engineering team, Ian?
PendelSteven: The first F1 race on the large circuit here was in 2012
MistahFixIt: widdle oopsie-boingo
PendelSteven: I know
PendelSteven: bicycles are reardriven
Jeezy56: plus what little downforce his car has is basically 0 at low speed
PendelSteven: And thus Dutch are a bit more known with reardrives
ContingentCat: @CommiePuddin he just doesn't want them to get bored
RandomTrivia: I love that the crew just stands there while a wizard fixes the car :D
ShifuDaxiongmao: CommiePuddin he LOVES the engineering team.. they have lots of fun work to do :D
plummeting_sloth: glad the had a glazer on call
plummeting_sloth: mmm... Eggmelt
margieargie: I think this is going to be the Car of Theseus now
YurikosWife: my knowledge of cars is basically mario kart so i have no idea what's going on
CommiePuddin: We are going to put your warm tires on a new car and here we go.
DarkMorford: So Ian, while Heather's taking some time off, is Rhythm Cafe going to just be Yakuza 7 karaoke? Kappa
ShifuDaxiongmao: also some you could see... new front window :D
kalecruch: if only they could replace the driver :p
CaptainSpam: "Oh, cripes, looks like you need a whole new suspension, there. Yah, this is lookin' like a week, maybe two in the shop, hey."
Wiliart: We're going to replace everything.. except you.
PendelSteven: Haha, Mario KArt = Kartracing
PendelSteven: which is also reardriven, don't get me wrong
Juliamon: Ian no! DMCA!
plummeting_sloth: at this point they should just have a second car to swap out
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Rocksmith) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1:17 from now).
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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PendelSteven: Ooh
DarkMorford: Oh, that sounds fun.
ShifuDaxiongmao: boomboomboomrocksmith... it's the bass version :D
Earthenone: best of DMCA hits
patbaer: a rockin' good time
Jeezy56: so, uh, how long do tyres take to cool down?
RandomTrivia: Speaking of DMCA....
Sarah_Serinde: Catch it live or you probably won't get to catch it at all
PendelSteven: YMCA?
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like Heather's planning to make the vod unavailable
plummeting_sloth: you pull out, there's just an entire dessicated car left in the pit
Sarah_Serinde: We will see
RockPusher: protec business
RandomTrivia: It's fun to get hit by- D! M-C-A!
Sarah_Serinde: Heather said she'd unpublish the vod and see if it got muted at all, so if it doesn't, maybe she'll publish it and/or put it on YouTube
PendelSteven: Incidently, there is a YMCA in the film Gremlins
PendelSteven: Gotta love that
deinonychus24: Business 101: don't ruin the business
CommiePuddin: How could having your YouTube channel deleted possibly harm your business, Ian?
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Sarah_Serinde: She seemed pessimistic though
plummeting_sloth: now we just need to wreck all the cars of our competitors so they have summon their own pits Repair Wizards
RandomTrivia: For now, there is only "THE RACE"
Jeezy56: strike now, while the tyres are hot!
plummeting_sloth: yep, drag and friction force and the magic glue the repair wizard enchanted your tires with
patbaer: my Twitch Sings VODs got muted within minutes in December but I get any strikes.
patbaer: (er.. I didn't get)
YurikosWife: wait so is that why Hot Wheels are called Hot Wheels
CommiePuddin: You've got a chance at maybe 3 more laps
korvys: Guess you just have to stay off the gas until you're straight?
DarkMorford: Pow Pow Power Wheels!
PendelSteven: I was grimacing there
Jeezy56: it's just a little grassy, it's still good!
RockPusher: Part of me wants to see a Rhythm Cafe VoD done with the new alternate audio track capabilities - just Ian and Heather playing a completely silent rhythm game only they can hear sounds like some surrealist content at least once
PendelSteven: Ever seen a silent disco?
plummeting_sloth: You're not my dad, Race Control!
PendelSteven: That's basicly that
CaptainSpam: Still not invalidated!
ShifuDaxiongmao: that ALMOST became an actual drift turn :D
PendelSteven: Of course not!
plummeting_sloth: ah, using the turf to put more grip on your tires... smart
AliceMist: that was almost really cool
CommiePuddin: My rule of thumb in racing games was the only time I was ever in 1st gear was when starting from stationary.
CommiePuddin: (same on the roads when I drove a manual)
PendelSteven: (well, residentual zones)
Jeezy56: aww man, such good wigglies that time too
PendelSteven: (but maybe you had none where you live(d) )
JadedCynic: oh yeah, that's the ONLY use FOR 1st gear; 0-non-zero velocity ;)
plummeting_sloth: ah, thank you other driver for preventing me from drifting!
mizzytastic: How many (or few) assists is Ian using?
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
PendelSteven: sigh
PendelSteven: yup
ShifuDaxiongmao: 2 shots left
CommiePuddin: Need to beat your time by a second, go go Ian!
Lord_ZYRK: Ian, you've turned off your targeting computer. Is something wrong?
TwitchTVsFrank: are you using a clutch?
PendelSteven: nice
Jeezy56: I don't think this car has a proper clutch
RealGamerCow: good wiggles
AliceMist: hell ya
JadedCynic: NICE
PendelSteven: not bad
PendelSteven: keep it
korvys: Maybe you should put the glowing arrow things back on? That tell you when to break, etc.
PendelSteven: good
plummeting_sloth: no gods, no kings, no glowing arrows, only skill
CaptainSpam: Well, poop.
PendelSteven: well enough
JadedCynic: sigh
PendelSteven: keep going
CaptainSpam: lrrGREED
RandomTrivia: lrrGREED
margieargie: lrrGREED
Wolfstrike_NL: sergeHubris
JadedCynic: ALMOST
fastlane250: lrrGREED
Lord_ZYRK: lrrGREED
TheElrad: we drove to deep
RockPusher: lrrGREED
AliceMist: yesssss
PendelSteven: that was just 0.4 off
PendelSteven: less than half a second
RockPusher: ♫ He got so far, he drove so hard, but in the end, his lap time didn't matter ♫
deinonychus24: I have experienced the same thing. I rely too much on the line when it is there.
korvys: I mean... no line *also* doesn't tell you why you're breaking
ShifuDaxiongmao: besides, the tracks do have a "natural" line you can sorta use
PendelSteven: out- in - out
korvys: If your only feedback is crashing into a wall, I'm not sure it's an effective learning method
JadedCynic: Good thing that's not the case for Ian here
PendelSteven: :)
margieargie: "Outside the top 3" is... technically true yes
plummeting_sloth: ah, I'm glad they let you finish your lab and don't simply exploding your car due to failure
RandomTrivia: See? Everything worked out great! (for a given definition of great)
PendelSteven: Good luck!
CaptainSpam: Maintain!
Ba_Dum_Tish: We are outside the top 3 that is for sure
PendelSteven: Just gotta skip past twenty cars
Ba_Dum_Tish: We just have to get back into the top 3
RandomTrivia: We did make into the bottom 1 which is a thing
RockPusher waits for DQ
kalecruch: how many laps?
plummeting_sloth: they didn't say WHICH formation, did they?!
PendelSteven: Look, erm, I'm used to kart & f1
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mighty ducks into V formation
PendelSteven: Call me Max :P
RockPusher chants "big slops! big slops!"
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Rogue_07: benginChaos
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
PendelSteven: MercyWing1 lrrFINE MercyWing2
RockPusher: gabyLul
CaptainSpam: Oofa.
TheElrad: Ian they're waiting for you :p
Lord_ZYRK: Really swinging for the fences there Kappa
ShifuDaxiongmao: "remember, if you have to spin off, do it in front of the stands, the sponsors pay good money for the exposure"
RockPusher: do over, do over
Wolfstrike_NL: DNF lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: boy they really don't like you not racing well, these race orgainzers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nothing happened benginTry
BibitteNoire: DNStart
ShifuDaxiongmao: I have this weird feeling of... deja vu
lirazel64: Ah, the advantages of video games.
JadedCynic: "Then Ian woke up from his dream and got ready for Race Day, the portent of an ill start making him cautious"
RandomTrivia: "Hangover" by Taoi Cruz plays, except it's "Do-Over"
Tiber727: Objection your honor. I shouldn't get a penalty for going too slow. I spun out because I went too fast.
elah806: Ian I'm kind of worried that you look more concentrated on this than you've ever looked concentrating on a TTSF project, including the dangerous ones. I don't know whether I'm more worried about TTSF you or Project Cars you but I'm worried
RandomTrivia: *Taio spelling is hard
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hi all
RandomTrivia: Hey there Bob!
PendelSteven: Hey Bob
deinonychus24: It feels like going slow in a race would penalize you enough
ShifuDaxiongmao: An auspicious penalty
elah806: You sound like Cam playing Hades yesterday
PendelSteven: Isn't there an easy mode in this game?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pre penalized
CaptainSpam: Yes. There is a penalty for going too slow. It's called "losing the race". Kappa
WookieCookie64: Gotta go fast.
Jeezy56: pog
PendelSteven: Oo
MistahFixIt: NICE
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic_HF rayfkSanic
RandomTrivia: @CaptainSpam Heh, gottem
CAKHost: Wait, all of that wasn't the race?!
AliceMist: now lets show em
Talin06: so just like life then
wynternyghtynggale: just drive the entire race backwards
PendelSteven: just gotta overtake them once again
plummeting_sloth: man, I wonder if there's an "infinite grip" mod for this
PendelSteven: No biggie
elah806: narrator voice He would reset again soon
CAKHost: :C
JadedCynic: @CAKHost what you saw earlier was the qualifier - to determine start position
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just drive on the track, forehead
ShifuDaxiongmao: new primary goal... catch up to the 2nd to last :D
plummeting_sloth: or like Beam-NG where you can just up the gravity
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our goal is to not be last or DNF
CommiePuddin: "15 minutes" of Le Mans?
elah806: Does your car have wipers? Does this car need wipers?
PendelSteven: basicly: be an adequate racer
MistahFixIt: Objective: Finish the Race
CAKHost: @JadedCynic Is that how racing normally is done?
TheElrad: how do we fell about getting DQd?
WookieCookie64: Poor Ian.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Set acheivable but difficult goals
ShifuDaxiongmao: hey, we're still in it for the participation trophy :D
Jeezy56: elah806 yes they do
plummeting_sloth: we're racing ourselves and 21 other fools that wandered on to our track
PendelSteven: A nice 2:12
RealGamerCow: I mean this in the best way possible, is there a difficulty we can turn down?
JadedCynic: @CAKHost yeah. big races could have qualifier runs taking several days before
Tiber727: A penalty for going too slow, a penalty for going too face. Is this is a race or an event where your grandma critiques how you drive?
RandomTrivia: Turn them down for what? Kappa
AliceMist: too fast too slow what does "race control" want :|
Ba_Dum_Tish: this is POD racing
Tiber727: *too fast
RandomTrivia: Does Race Control seem a little... Tsundere to you? lrrBEEJ
MagisterMystax: "Really, racing is about forging your own path" - Graham Stark
PendelSteven: hmm corner 7 and 8 of the big track are indeed copied from Interlagos
JadedCynic: Man Race Control really likes to rub in PJSalt doesn't it?
mizzytastic: yeah, what's wrong with just letting people get lapped?
RandomTrivia: !quote 7432
LRRbot: Quote #7432: "I think I'm ready to race." —Ian, an hour into the race [2021-01-03]
RedPhoenixCasts: a little slick there Ian?
korvys: I think you gotta get off the gas through there
Tiber727: We're going to penalize you and then penalize you again for trying to make up the time you lost for your penalty.
AliceMist: ooh that was stylish
draxov: car physics is complicated, why car do derp?
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah your back ends on ice there ian. is the back tires warm enough?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So What have I missed?
ShifuDaxiongmao: "car, please derp less"
ShifuDaxiongmao: :D
MistahFixIt: Why do you keep telling the car to boop the walls then Ian? Kappa
Tiber727: I dunno, I never tell my vehicle to spin out.
RedPhoenixCasts: what car and class is this?
CommiePuddin: Just say on track - Gain 10 seconds on best lap!
RockPusher: !quote 7220
LRRbot: Quote #7220: "Every time Ian says something that doesn't make sense, he meant it." —Ian [2020-09-20]
CAKHost: @JadedCynic neat, thanks for the info!
ShifuDaxiongmao: so, a little tap here, a little brake there?
PendelSteven: the stadium of Austin Bold is also on this track, or well erm
PendelSteven: the site
Jeezy56: @RedPhoenixCasts Aston Martin, GT4
PendelSteven: that's a football team
draxov: It's oversteer right?
CommiePuddin: I bought this game after watching a 24 hr of LrrMans, but it's just not the same with an xbox controller.
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah idk... Ian your car is looking loose
Ba_Dum_Tish: Car engines go brrr
ShifuDaxiongmao: new best lap
JadedCynic: @CAKHost the qualifier also gives the driver & crew a 'test run' to see how a certain setup will play out on the track - they might alter the suspension a little or similar after seeing how the qualifier went
AliceMist: The emotional rollercoaster of watching Ian *almost* control a drift turn and then losing it is so intense
korvys: Aren't... all races timed? That's how speed works...
RealGamerCow: I would LOVE to see an actual timed rally race, I think Ian would excel in that.
PendelSteven: I also think Ian should play Mario Kart on stream
PendelSteven: Just to have fun
plummeting_sloth: or just mod in turtle shells to this game
Hipponggg: or trackmania xD
RealGamerCow: Ian's just the kind of anorak to fit into timed rally races
PendelSteven: best time ever on this circuit: 1:32.029
PendelSteven: Mercedes AMG F1 W10 EQ Power+
RedPhoenixCasts: wow... okay i never seen a car oversteer and understeer in the same sector...
plummeting_sloth: juuuuust gonna miss that, I think
ShifuDaxiongmao: best time
RedPhoenixCasts: thats......
RedPhoenixCasts: scary.
Wolfstrike_NL: The Laptime :O !
MistahFixIt: Big Cheats
Jeezy56: @PendelSteven that's on a longer version of the track
plummeting_sloth: hey, there we go
JadedCynic: WOO
PendelSteven: Valtteri Viktor Bottas, Finland
RockPusher: lrrEFF that sign
PendelSteven: Still @Jeezy56
draxov: Perhaps its a downforce thing, doesn't seem attached to road :D
CAKHost: @JadedCynic but in game its "You had your fun now do it for Real lrrBEEJ"
JadedCynic: *nods*
RedPhoenixCasts: no TCS?
RandomTrivia: Quick 3-point turn here....
Ba_Dum_Tish: Your car will self destruct in 40 seconds
RedPhoenixCasts: Huh okay...
JadedCynic: doesn't work so great on turf...
plummeting_sloth: traction control set to --> Y
RedPhoenixCasts: youre just pushing REALLY hard.
draxov: I can feel my own anger rise as it spins out for some reason :D
PendelSteven: best shor track time: 1:33.5951
plummeting_sloth: yeah, there's no magic in this game... except the pit crew's repair wizard
lemmel: Not magic? Then what about that Pit Wizard?
PendelSteven: in a Holden VF Commodore
Tiber727: Personally, I would have opted for the magic car.
RedPhoenixCasts: honestly tho ian i have never seen anyone lose grip in the sweeper section of this track...
ShifuDaxiongmao: sets pb lap, starts making victory spins :D
CaptainSpam: Well, we're learning, is all.
ridingwithbiden2223: you look like heisenberg
CaptainSpam: Um.
CommiePuddin: Don't let them past you, Ian
PendelSteven: Jamie Whincup, Australia
CommiePuddin: Ian
plummeting_sloth: well... "victory" lap
Wolfstrike_NL: Victory!
CommiePuddin: no
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
draxov: how rude
Ba_Dum_Tish: Some severe damage
Bobtheninjagoldfish: May or may not be wearing me Woodcock 500 hat for this.
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah ian i dont know what you did, but holy moly that back end slides harder than a drift car.
CaptainSpam: Ow! My most of my car!
RealGamerCow: severe damage to yes
Anubis169: Hihi Ian!! lrrAWESOME manLOVE
draxov: Severe damage to the ian
r10pez10: gas gas gas
plummeting_sloth: look, just make those other cars pay
mizzytastic: participants don't get it for free?
korvys: We can tell there's damage because of how you can't stay on the track - as opposed to normal where... well... ok never mind.
Anubis169 huggles everybody
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jam on the gas
RealGamerCow: RedPhoenixCasts I am guessing he's accellerating too hard out of turns
Anubis169: How goes jam on the gas?
RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis
RedPhoenixCasts: @RealGamerCow id agree with you... however he didnt jam the gas on the esses...
plummeting_sloth: they Pitt maneuvered you!
CAKHost: I don't think any amount of boop the snoot should results in penalties, game >:[
Anubis169: Puuuut it in second, puuuuut it in third! Jam on the gas! JAM ON THE GAS!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "whoopsie"
RandomTrivia: Erm
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
RedPhoenixCasts: Ah
PendelSteven: You can do it!
drizter: just like in real life
PendelSteven: chainbGO lrrFINE
RedPhoenixCasts: okay.... that explains a lot more...
plummeting_sloth: look we need to fix this car up before we put in the trailer
RandomTrivia: Fire up the spare car, folks!
PendelSteven: chainbMATA what?
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Yikes that is a lot of repairing
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "We need to know how badly this driver did!"
RedPhoenixCasts: would you like a recommendation Ian?
JadedCynic: The other Pit Crews look over at Ian's pit to the sound of hammering...
CAKHost: Wheel guy is just Ready!
PendelSteven: chainbMATA chainbLACA oh that chainbKermit
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RedPhoenixCasts: More REAR DOWNFORCE.
plummeting_sloth: hey, were ahead of someone!
RedPhoenixCasts: your back end slides HARDER than Travis Pastrana's rally car!
ShifuDaxiongmao: so... for next race, use practice to test both loose and tight setup? :D
draxov: Put a bag of rice in the boot :D
plummeting_sloth: ooh, that's what this is!
Anubis169: It still amazes me how fast Pit Crews can work... saw one that took 1.9 seconds a few years back, holy moly lrrSPOOP
Saunabath: Play it ever forward, never turning
PendelSteven: Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca
draxov: We've done a lot of playing forward, backards and sideways!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pit crews are ridiculous machines
RedPhoenixCasts: Kay... FAST corners = MORE downforce ian.
RealGamerCow: god I love Laguna Seca
RandomTrivia: Was this game's soundtrack done by Hans Zimmer?!
PendelSteven: near Salinas and Monterey
RedPhoenixCasts: I LOOOVE seca... however apparently theres a sound restriction in that area IRL.
plummeting_sloth: tuning set to -> Y
SnowBuddy18: bag of rocks in the boot so you can deploy them like caltrops to stop your competition
PendelSteven: I dunno why I presume everybody knows the geography of California, sorry
RockPusher: Go! Go! Go!
RedPhoenixCasts: Due to the people who decided to BUILD HOUSES in the area... (idiots...)
PendelSteven: But I've looked at maps of Cali, since a lot of the electric guitar companies are there
PendelSteven: A famous Charvel model is called San Dimas
Jeezy56: the pit out here is horrible
RandomTrivia: Oh good, Pit lane collision is off
PendelSteven: so yeah, I know my Ca geography
FoxFyr: Thanks for the 2020ByeGuys @robo__nixon
PendelSteven: Ca as in california
Saunabath: So what class this is? GT3?
RandomTrivia: *bing*
plummeting_sloth: boop
Jeezy56: "outta my way, I'm a motorist!"
RedPhoenixCasts: 1. tires cold. 2 yeah still more downforce...
Phailhammer: *ding*
RealGamerCow: corkscrew is gonna heck Ian up
TwitchTVsFrank: gt4
RedPhoenixCasts: gt4 and I believe thats a toyota?
TwitchTVsFrank: yeah gt86
RandomTrivia: Corkscrew will be fine, it's just a drift stage
RedPhoenixCasts: well that explains the drifty rear end...
mehnotaur: Hello Ian!
Saunabath: Oh nice. I've always liked GT4 on racing games
Maverynthia: psegEelsega s?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay Ian has the turn sideways part worked out
RandomTrivia: Thanks radio guy - "If you can drive, drive. If not, don't"
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
patbaer: stop looking at me, Ian
PendelSteven: right, the Indycars race here
mehnotaur: I found the project cars games a little to demanding, but i suck at road courses to start. I am fair doing ovals on Iracing.
RedPhoenixCasts: can we see the settings on the car Ian next time?
RealGamerCow: Lol, Paul Walker
RedPhoenixCasts: hmm
Tiber727: It's okay Ian. Just get a blue shell and you're back in this.
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah lemme get a good loock at this
AliceMist: god a blue shell in this realism would be... horrific
lode1: What's Ian Drivin' today?
RedPhoenixCasts: back to suspension please?
TheElrad: rear downforce was in the first tab
Saunabath: Maybe try adding toe-in to rear, and add negative camber both a couple degrees
draxov: so many number o_0
Jeezy56: it's been so long since I played PC1, I tried to get into the settings part of the game but the time investment seemed steep
lode1: Ah, A Hachi-Roku.
RedPhoenixCasts: im with @Saunabath
RedPhoenixCasts: youre losing grip in the rear, not the front in the faster corners, which tells me youre lacking downforce, but that also might help
RedPhoenixCasts: you could also drop the ride height 1-2...
PendelSteven: I'd be a full fan of Indy if they just skip the ovals
lode1: One thing I liked about PC1 and 2 was the fact your race engineer was Ben Collins (formerly The Stig)
RedPhoenixCasts: wheres the aero?
PendelSteven: There's nothing more American than ovals and drag races
PendelSteven: all for speed
PendelSteven: well, Europe lives for skill
RedPhoenixCasts: this is the "stable" setup???
Jeezy56: @PendelSteven same, I watch the Indy 500 just because it's the Indy 500 but the rest of the ovals are just meh to me
Anubis169: Have you tried epoxy resin? Kappa
RedPhoenixCasts: um
RedPhoenixCasts: im sorry i dont remember a stable setup being driftier than Tanner Faust.
RandomTrivia: I thought it was called a "garage" for a car?
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
margieargie: Have you tried turning the car off and back on again?
RedPhoenixCasts: remember your tires are COLD
RealGamerCow: Do you want to practice with a new setup on the track you know better?
Jeezy56: cold!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Have we tried booting into windows?
Anubis169: That dump valve sound like somebody's opening a can of red bull :D
PendelSteven: I get it
PendelSteven: Again, it's funny
RedPhoenixCasts: im not gonna judge till the tires warm up.
RedPhoenixCasts: im still blaming cold tires here
PendelSteven: I've got three bicycles - welcome to the Netherlands - and the first few 100 metres I ride with them I have to adapt
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just gotta hug those tires
Anubis169: Good grief, did you double your inertia or something?
PendelSteven: well maybe 150 metre
lode1: @RedPhoenixCasts The GT86 was pretty much designed to be a tad loose.
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah this track is right side heavy....
Anubis169: LOL
mehnotaur: 86 is small
RedPhoenixCasts: @lode1 good to know.
plummeting_sloth: yeah, they took the bag of rice out of the back and put in a bag of the heart of a dark star
draxov: Is dirt on the tire simulated? Some game get really annoying with that
plummeting_sloth: really weighs it down
PendelSteven: Yup
mehnotaur: it is subaru brz with boxer
PendelSteven: and modern bicycles are actually light
Anubis169: My first car was a Volvo 340, it drove like this
Anubis169: manual choke on the steering column
PendelSteven: compared to my main workbike which is an old steel workhorse - modded to have a frontloader of course
RedPhoenixCasts: kay right sides are looking nicely warm...
Jeezy56: seems better at least
lode1: GT86 and BRZ are pretty much the same car. There's a reason why they're called the Toyobaru twins.
RedPhoenixCasts: too much corner attack
Anubis169: "He's beginnig to believe..."
PendelSteven: it's even in a nice gold / cupper colour
draxov: From my back seat perspective, seems better
PendelSteven: with a lot of black now
PendelSteven: sort of black & gold
suspendsearch: this is one of favorite tracks to watch
suspendsearch: that corkscrew is a challenge
RealGamerCow: only 7 seconds off of fastest lap
RedPhoenixCasts: theres a slight overdriving of the car im noticing, also youre straighting up on corners quite late.
PendelSteven: It's a nice track, with nice surroundings
draxov: rude
PendelSteven: that's 'cause it's near to Montery Bay
PendelSteven: You can see that dune landscape
RedPhoenixCasts: nice attack on corkscrew
PendelSteven: sorry Monterey Bay
RedPhoenixCasts: angle last corner needs work
Electrodyne: Hey cool, LRR got the streaming rights to Fastest and Furiosa X
RealGamerCow: It's the corner after corkscrew that really gets me
RockPusher: Anubis169 because you lack a Teasmade?
PendelSteven: we're talking 50 km south of San José
draxov: More like Fast and the Furian :D
PendelSteven: I forget it's simply San Jose in English
Anubis169: rockpusher you may be right
lode1: Also, In defense of Oval tracks. The kind of racing that happens depends on the type of Oval. Superspeedways like Daytona or Talladega provide a lot of pack racing, Short tracks like Martinsville and Bristol are are pretty much dogfights with a lot of contact between cars.
PendelSteven: Got that with Los Angelos as well, since it is San Dimas, San Francisco, Sacramento...
PendelSteven: All Spanish, but not LA
RedPhoenixCasts: @lode1 agreed. even tho we dont see a lot of the strategy that comes with oval track racing, there is A TON of strategy that comes with oval track racing.
JadedCynic: and the car's tires are warming to the track, too ;)
RedPhoenixCasts: t2 good angle, a little less speed if you want that inside.
RealGamerCow: I think that Ian could get sub 1:40
Anubis169: when lockdown ends, would love tohop over the river to Germany and do a trip around the nurburgring lrrAWESOME
RedPhoenixCasts: Waaaay less speed, you oversteered t5
lode1: @RedPhoenixCasts and then there's POCONO. Three turns, each with different banking.
RealGamerCow: Anubis169 a friend has told me the Nurburgring is full of rich douchebags trying to prove something, even though they can't drive.
RedPhoenixCasts: the kink you can almost flat out it.
RedPhoenixCasts: thats t6...
Anubis169: Aww really?
Anubis169: :(
matteo_bellandi38: @realgamercow yeah they are called d*ckheads
RedPhoenixCasts: @lode1 yeah... ive raced pocono... and i still havent figured it out.
RealGamerCow: lode1 is Pocono the same as Watkins Glen? My old roommate was a race fan and came from that area and loved that track
RedPhoenixCasts: that track baffles me every time.
PendelSteven: I always forget the Nürburgring is just about 100 km away from EHV
RedPhoenixCasts: @RealGamerCow Pocono is the Tri-oval track.
PendelSteven: EindHoVen
RedPhoenixCasts: so no.
Anubis169: Oh that was close :S
RedPhoenixCasts: wow rude, at least give us dinner before body slamming us like that.
lode1: @RealGamerCow Less of a tri-oval and more like a rounded triangle.
plummeting_sloth: ah man, as a non-racing fan, it was always "fun" trying to organize a hike through the lower finger lakes gorge and forgetting it was a race weekend at Watkins
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah... sorry...
Anubis169: @pendelsteven what really!? I was there in 2019 in the Eindhoven sports centre for an iaido/jodo training seminar!
Anubis169: didn't know it was so close!
RedPhoenixCasts: @RealGamerCow I think the comparison is Walkins Glen and Infineon Raceway? both are road course tracks.
lode1: @RealGamerCow Watkins Glen's a Road Course, and there is some good racing to be had there, though.
plummeting_sloth: "Welp, guess I go back down to fucking Elmira to find a hotel"
RedPhoenixCasts: Much better corkscrew...
RealGamerCow: plummeting_sloth lol, Elmira is where my roommate was from
Jeezy56: not last!
Ba_Dum_Tish: I can almost feel Ian getting better
RedPhoenixCasts: where are you turning in on turn 11?
PendelSteven: Ah, I lived in Eindhoven for seven years
draxov: 16th! :D
RedPhoenixCasts: because you end up mid track at the end...
RedPhoenixCasts: and i feel like you can go faster at the end of turn 11
PendelSteven: Meanwhile looking at ovals, the only one, a tri-oval is at EuroSpeedway Lausitz
RedPhoenixCasts: yes the hard hairpin left.
RealGamerCow: Ian, you are only 2 seconds off of fastest lap pace
PendelSteven: only one in Europe that is
plummeting_sloth: @RealGamerCow my dad's family lives in the Mansfield area so I used to be up there often
dpj2009: few hundred back
Anubis169: @pendelsteven We were in the van der valk, nearly brake the bank there, it's extortionate :S
PendelSteven: well, unique in continental Europe
Anubis169: broke*
dpj2009: is his foot even all the way down?
Jeezy56: yeah the UK *had* Rockingham as an oval but it closed recently
RedPhoenixCasts: hmm lemme see
Jeezy56: I saw Champ cars there back in like 2001
dpj2009: cuuuut
RedPhoenixCasts: okay, turn in later, closer to that 1 sign...
PendelSteven: I lived hmm as the crow flies about 800 metres from there @Anubis169
PendelSteven: That hotel is in the south
dpj2009: seems like he hasn't had enough red bulls for this 1
Anubis169: Car, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend sand
lode1: I remember for a while the (then-named) Nationwide Series did a race at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve.
RedPhoenixCasts: We'll make you better than the time at the Le Mons 24.
JadedCynic: RUDE!
dpj2009: @anubis169 lol
RedPhoenixCasts: which...
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah pit in... lots of damage
RockPusher: Sand is decent, but they're no Snad
Anubis169: @pendelsteven Iiiiit's a small world aaaaaafter all
JadedCynic: *waves wand*
PendelSteven: Thinking about it, Gent Expo, where Magic events used to happen, is also in the south of that city
RedPhoenixCasts: its stickier in the corners which is nice.
dpj2009: pit crew got paid atleast
PendelSteven: Not that handy since I'm north-east to Ghent
Jeezy56: it seems more consistent
Kramburger: Ian is Driverman
plummeting_sloth: those cones had families!
RealGamerCow: You were only 2 seconds off of top lap, in 16th place, and I think you can shave more off of that
CorruptDropbear: Witches hats!
JadedCynic: man just as we got those tires warmed up... :(
RockPusher glares at Anubis169 for putting It's a Small World in his brain
SnowBuddy18: okay, I've been watching as I play Stardew, but I missed the beginning of the stream. Is there any specific plan here, or just have fun?
PendelSteven: So yeah, I usually guide some foreigners to the city centre when I play magic there
lode1: Speaking of LeMons, the 24h of Lemons is continuing their iRacing league tonight with a 2-hour enduro at the combined Monza circuit!
CAKHost: But also electricity
Ba_Dum_Tish: Welcome to tiltyLRR where it is all Ian all day
margieargie: Nice job cutting onto the track early there, the race officials would love that I'm sure :p
RedPhoenixCasts: yeah youre good when the tires are warm.
RandomTrivia: You're supposed to warm up the tires on your wheels, not the ones in the wall!
PendelSteven: I posted a picture in #generic on the discord
RedPhoenixCasts: its when the tires are cold, things get real... SKETCHY
PendelSteven: you can see the castle in the back
Anubis169: Whose tyres? Yours or the ones stacked? :P
draxov: Tires need a hot coco and warm blanket
Anubis169: Ian: Don't read this, eyes on the road! fishFine
lode1: somewhat suspect drivers, in cars faster than they're used to.
RedPhoenixCasts: They dont pre-warm the tires like in F1
Ba_Dum_Tish: Stay frosty Ian
PendelSteven: Somehow in #generic we got into words like gander and thus Ghent
margieargie: The Pit Wizard cast ice magic on them
plummeting_sloth: we pulled these frictionless tires from a physics teacher's example universe
RealGamerCow: Every time I watch a racing stream, I say "I should buy a racing wheel"
RedPhoenixCasts: a little more before the one.
Saunabath: Lacuna Seca is a great track but it doesn't allow for reading chat as well as Le Mans
draxov: I think that the gravel/dirt has an effect on your grip, so be careful after hitting the dirt a little....maybe...
RedPhoenixCasts: t11 a little slower, a little farther from 1.
Kramburger: The Race Wizard is angry
Anubis169: How many laps can we get out of 5 minutes?
PendelSteven: And well, Zandvoort is also on dune ground
draxov: As in after hitting the dirt to clarify
SnowBuddy18: well, that front right tire is warming up just fine
JadedCynic: Yeah, @RealGamerCow ....I get a visit from the Fiscal Irresponsibility Fairy...and have to plug my ears.
PendelSteven: Hopefully 2021 will be the first F1 race on Zandvoort in this millenium
Anubis169: @jadedcynic I'm nicking that terminology
RedPhoenixCasts: that dip caught you there ian, otherwise you were in the wall
Anubis169: fishLove
CAKHost: Race Control? More like You-Cant-Tell-Ian-What-To-Do Control
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 what - LRR's character?
margieargie: I got a wheel after a LRRMans one year to drive in Project Cars 2 with... and end up mostly just using it for Euro/American Truck SImulator instead :p
Anubis169: yeah
RedPhoenixCasts: Turn 6, back it off a bit more than usual
RedPhoenixCasts: turn 11 needs work
Anubis169: haven't heard it in forever
SnowBuddy18: @RedPhoenixCasts that's called playing to the strength of the track LUL
PendelSteven: I remember buying a strange Microsoft controller in 2001 or something
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RedPhoenixCasts: @SnowBuddy18 yeah exactly.
PendelSteven: some kind of SideWinder, let me look what it was exactly
RealGamerCow: apparently they sell truck-styled wheel setups for ATS and ETS now
Anubis169: Euro Truck Simulator needs a wheel, only way anybody can stay in-lane
RedPhoenixCasts: t6 is that kink with the dip that saved you
JadedCynic: @Anubis169 yeah, deep cut...https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/Fiscal_Irresponsibility
dpj2009: owned
RedPhoenixCasts: turn 11 is the hairpin left that I was talking about.
lode1: Friggin' Mustang drivers.
PendelSteven: a Side Winder Dual Strike
PendelSteven: that looked awesome
CorruptDropbear: someone just rearending you
Anubis169: How much damage? Not enough
PendelSteven: used it once or twice
beckett_brass: I heard the sounds of cars, and decided to see what was going. How's everybody doing?
dpj2009: @lode1 midwest hicks I say
JadedCynic: oh so it will then :D
RedPhoenixCasts: other than that, youre a little sketchy in turn 2, 3 and 4 but the back half of the track is fine.
dpj2009: this seems like disnyland
lode1: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Bro. He is exiting the car show with his other Bros in-tow; He is losing all the traction from his terrible 5-0. He's heading traffic on!
RedPhoenixCasts: uh
PendelSteven: The Dual Strike attempted to blend both mouse and game pad functions into a single unit. It was composed of two portions; there is a hinge between the two that allows you to rotate the right side up and down and from side to side.
MistahFixIt: Fmwarward?
RedPhoenixCasts: UM
TheWriterAleph: oop.
PendelSteven: Oof
Anubis169: fishFine
Micsig: wew
Hipponggg: uhm
niccus: may it formward
margieargie: It's fine! Still good!
lode1: @RedPhoenixCasts A bit of Regular Car Reviews joke
beckett_brass: Still drivable, maybe?
MistahFixIt: Welp just go straight to the Shadow Realm
RockPusher: jamieOopsie
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow
doctorGunsforhands: Welp, goodbye
RandomTrivia: Welp
Saunabath: welp
dpj2009: omegalul
JadedCynic: time for horspital
Anubis169: fishFine fishFine fishFine fishFine fishFine fishFine
lode1: GOOD LORD
draxov: Weee!
RandomTrivia: I looked away to clip a thing...
lode1: RED FLAG
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming
Phailhammer: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: car is doing NO
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a way to end the stream
dpj2009: amazing
lode1: Someone get the Tow truck!
JadedCynic: welp, go out with a bang, definitely
RedPhoenixCasts: @lode1 before that wreck... Nice.
xantos69: cheer300 Hey Ian!
Anubis169: !youtube
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draxov: Car has entered Inverted Mode™
JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish yeah, precisely
RedPhoenixCasts: Uh... Race Control? Red flag please?
LordZarano: That sure is a way to end your driving
lode1: @RedPhoenixCasts Specifically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzblZGgnfP0
JadedCynic: Thank you for the fun, Ian - looks like the game wants you to drive with inverted controls?
margieargie: @RedPhoenixCasts They kept letting Ian drive, I don't think they care anymore :p
wynternyghtynggale: !Gant
LRRbot: Gant?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am honestly surprised the game hasn't declared you out
JadedCynic: Gant Gant.
Kramburger: More like Can't Can't
RedPhoenixCasts: @lode1 NICE.
fastlane250: just takin a track nap
RandomTrivia: This will make a perfect ending for the Reel https://clips.twitch.tv/DeliciousMoistCrocodileTBTacoLeft
RedPhoenixCasts: @margieargie mmmm yeah
Anubis169: Chat, keep being awesome lrrAWESOME thuluLOVE
lode1: @Ba_Dum_Tish This is a Practice session, Not a race session
RedPhoenixCasts: tho hes getting good.
RedPhoenixCasts: @LoadingReadyRun make sure he remembers about turn 11 and turn 6. hes really sketchy on those corners.
elah806: No, Ian, don't leave me alone, I just opened Twitter after not checking it all day
RandomTrivia: It's still jittering LUL
RedPhoenixCasts: Please do.
Anubis169: When is Le Mans btw?
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LordZarano: Yes.
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JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia must be windy
RedPhoenixCasts: as much as its entertaining... IM SCARED.
JadedCynic: maybe all the cars zipping past us
PendelSteven: It's also a nice start of the chat, @RandomTrivia : ....attemted
margieargie: Don't worry, we won't tell the officials you're doing it
RealGamerCow: RedPhoenixCasts be sure to come back to help next Saturday
PendelSteven: attemted indeed although I was talking about something else, it fits nicely
RedPhoenixCasts: @RealGamerCow consider it scheduled.
PendelSteven: Something like that
Anubis169: Nice
RandomTrivia: Nice
PendelSteven: Ten minutes
PendelSteven: Let's talk among ourselves
RedPhoenixCasts: also ian needs to learn how to drive on pit lane exit and entrance.
RandomTrivia: This is going to be an excellent PiF
Anubis169: manYES
RandomTrivia: See you in 10, Ian! lrrHEART
RedPhoenixCasts: cuz too aggressive on pit entrance and exit.
PendelSteven: Yeah, or do stuff
RandomTrivia: Time to jlrrBreak stuff!
PendelSteven: I'm fine with the track noises in the back
JadedCynic: o7
Anubis169: Grunting noises as Ian exits the car and attempts to flip it right-side-up again
johnalogue: looks like I have some war thunder to lose in the meantime
MistahFixIt: bloop?
RandomTrivia: There goes a USB device of some sort
RandomTrivia: Ah it's back
Ivalenz_: Controller have been disconnected.
LordZarano: jlrrBreak
Anubis169: Thanks for the stream Ian, love the racing<3
RandomTrivia: Mic 5? Scene 5?
GredGredmansson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Rocksmith) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (7m from now).
margieargie: I was just waiting for the sound of someone smacking into the inverted car
GredGredmansson: oh they finished NSR? How did they like it?
GredGredmansson: the end
PendelSteven: In other news that is probably interesting for chat here
GredGredmansson: yes?
PendelSteven: due to the risen university fees in Not-So-Great Britain (sorry), we're expecting more Dutch students to study in Ireland
LordZarano: !break
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PendelSteven: And the Netherlands is expecting to get more international students since we talk English on our universities
Anubis169 is sad for his country :(
PendelSteven: I say risen, but I should say astronomically risen (about +100 %)
PendelSteven: Yeah don't get me wrong, I feel :( as well as a bit :)
PendelSteven: I mean, for my country it's better, but sigh
PendelSteven: It's just not how it's supposed to be
johnalogue: it's okay Britain, at least you weren't as supposedly powerful as the US before becoming a plague state
RandomTrivia: I'm most disappointed that at no point were we given the chance for the British public to change its mind
PendelSteven: ^
Anubis169: sad doubly so, First that this happened in the first place, and Second the gov't here spent this long messing about and letting it get to the state it's in now :(
PendelSteven: Or as I said when was it? four years ago?
PendelSteven: Give it a few years and they'll be back
RandomTrivia: Politics doesn't work like a gameshow, where you commit to the mystery box before knowing what's inside. We got to see 3 years of fallout after the referendum and weren't asked if we still wanted the mystery box
Anubis169: There were calls for a second referendum, but they didn't gain any steam
Anubis169: the first one wasn't technically binding either, it was for an opinion
PendelSteven: Yeah
LordZarano: There was the election, that was a kind of proxy referendum
Anubis169: Thankfully most of my friends managed to get indefinite leave to remain and/or citizenship before the 31st
RandomTrivia: 100,000+ people marched through london in favour of a second referendum. No-one took notice. This whole thing was Cameron and May deciding they wanted to push it.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
RealGamerCow: I am a little tired of all the news stories about the people who voted Leave and are now getting screwed over. "We didn't know it was going to be like ths!" you clearly weren't paying attention and were too busy being racist.
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Anubis169: but I really feel sorry for all the paperwork and mass they had to go through
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Rhythm Cafe, and the Sunday Afternoon Ian-stravaganza continues! He’s traded out the simulated cars for a real bass guitar, so come join us for Rocksmith! http://twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eq2JXnSVgAAyscs.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1345882906833506305
Anubis169: But on that note
PendelSteven: We're gonna rock now
Anubis169: there's a stream on, so happy happy music times!
RandomTrivia: SingsNote SingsNote marked11Fire
RandomTrivia: Oh that was the wrong order
PendelSteven: - on the other hand, it's called Rhythm _cafe_
RandomTrivia: SingsNote marked11Fire SingsNote
PendelSteven: That's a pub
RandomTrivia: There we go
PendelSteven: I mean erm
RandomTrivia: Time to Rock and/or Roll!
PendelSteven: I certainly used to talk a lot about life and such in pubs
Anubis169: Chat, get out your sheet music and water filled milk bottles, there will be a test later
RandomTrivia: What kind of test? Are we taking dictation?
PendelSteven: water filled milk bottles, ey?
PendelSteven: We got Doppers for that
LordZarano: sharkf11FIDDLE sharkf11CLAP PrideRise ,wait wrong stream and wrong instrument
Anubis169: more giving it... or if you can't play the milk bottle correctly, spitting it Kappa
Xan_The_Quiet: and here I thought I was taking a day off from rocksmith
RandomTrivia: !quote 1737
LRRbot: Quote #1737: "Ooh, rock!" —Ian [2016-02-09]
Anubis169: Rhythm Pub... can get behind that travCLINK
RandomTrivia: Yeah, Rhythm Pub is good
PendelSteven: darn it, I need another bottle of coca cola, 'cause this is gonna be fun
PendelSteven: well, the longer I wait
PendelSteven: brb
Anubis169: I miss the occasional trips to the pub :(
Anubis169: video sessions just don't cut it
RandomTrivia: I miss playing Pub EDH at weekends, trying not to spill beer or chips over playmats
Anubis169 dances
RedPhoenixCasts: Oh we get a double dose of Ian
RedPhoenixCasts: nice.
RandomTrivia: The Ian-stravaganza LUL
RedPhoenixCasts: can we SLAP that BASS?
RockPusher: tiltyhCheers tiltyhEXTREME
Anubis169: Ian? Are you related to Racer Ian?
RandomTrivia: Don't drop it though!
RandomTrivia: That's a different genre!
RedPhoenixCasts: Slap Bass Ian
RockPusher: An Extravaganza of Ians
Anubis169: Oooo rocksmith
PendelSteven: right
PendelSteven: not quite too late back
RedPhoenixCasts: is your bass plugged in?
PendelSteven: Red sky in the west...
Rogue_07: Whoah, Ian just on here with a guitar
elah806: So this is a No Vods Only Memories situation I presume
RedPhoenixCasts: it sounds a little quiet...
RandomTrivia: OH NO
PendelSteven: That's costing the DOW some money oh well
Rogue_07: That's awesome
Anubis169: LOL
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
Caffine1138: I finally broke my copy of this out last a few days ago. My fingertips currently hate me. I miss my callouses.
RandomTrivia: @elah806 This is almost certainly a no-VoD stream
elah806: wow time passes so fast
Fairgrim: ahh yes a game to get more dmca strikes
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RandomTrivia: Hooray! Everything is fine!
Phailhammer: You can; it's just not obvious.
Anubis169: oh thank balls smokeBALLS
PendelSteven: I know it's sound ominous and slightly apolyptical
Xan_The_Quiet: is your bass named minnie pearl? or mayube a pun version that escapes me right now?
RealGamerCow: are we worried about DMCA for this stream?
Phailhammer: I need to get back into Rocksmith.
RandomTrivia: Dammit Ubisoft!