malc: molladia: *applause*
NightValien28: Molladia that is beautiful
ButButTheJesus: hewwo?
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Amnesia: Rebirth) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hi
elkae: Oh wow Molladia that's too perfect LUL
SmithKurosaki: Greetings
elkae: Signal!
Molladia: UwU ?
ButButTheJesus: hello folks its been kind of A Day, it is good to be here
Clear_Air_Turbulence: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
zeldakid1999: Hi
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
SurfDownstage: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
zeldakid1999: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
ButButTheJesus: @Molladia A BUTTON! LUL
PharaohBender27: So how far along in this game are we? I missed a chunk of the last session
Molladia: Yes, Ben there is a button
SmithKurosaki: lrrSPOOP sounds
Joalni: Was that in-game or did someone in the studio open a snack bag?
Juliamon: Hm, what *did* happen last week... a dude attacked us
KV1NN4: baby was bigger than before too i think?
jessieimproved: heeeeey spoop friends
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: was the giant baby in the sky last week?
NightValien28: here we go
fragilepaper: Hey night
KV1NN4: hard to rememebr what happened a year ago. :B
Juliamon: I only remember trying to figure out whether something was a scripted death
etaluia: back in time with food
ScribCey: <message deleted>RIP MY DEAD STREAM LOL
theevermist: aww yeah lets get spoopy!
ScribCey: <message deleted>MY STREAM HAS NO BIEWERS :(
ScribCey: <message deleted>I’m so sad
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:49.
elkae: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Juliamon: Please don't self-promote.
NightWingMistHawk: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
raaabr: Wait, was Talking sim...?
raaabr: Sorry, I received a notification that said Talking Sim but also Let's Nope?
Juliamon: Talking Sim was earlier
raaabr: Ahhh
raaabr: I shall have to watch that
Juliamon: It was quite fun.
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: Apparently this month is Hades month on TS
xantos69: Yay Spoop Boys!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Cartographers_Ink subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
Cartographers_Ink: I'm heeeeeeere!
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GamesAndInk: They're heeeeeeeeeeeeere
yalc321: Yay!
DeM0nFiRe: Lol forgot I had this open in the background, spooped me
e_bloc: time to get shitty
Joalni: What we drinking today?
SurfDownstage: lrrJUDGE
DrWreckage: Drinking for two
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Bits? *nods* Bits.
abysswich: Spoopytime!
e_bloc: nopes are haunted
RassilonDND: with the subtle background moving its almost like ben is moving
Kramburger: AWWW DAD
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
Phailhammer: benginFingers
SurfDownstage: lrrWOW
zeldakid1999: lrrWOW
YawnLance: Funny joke streamer :)
Joalni: Hahahahaha!
etaluia: i see what you did there
NightWingMistHawk: Cool joke streamer
GamesAndInk: Streamer, chat already did that joke. You're now sub-chat.
HundreydAundre: Oh, cool. The Ominous Amnesia Background.
NightValien28: NEEEEERD
thraximore: ahhhh lrrSLOTH
PharaohBender27: @Joalni Some sort of IPA, it looks like? The image is reversed for some reason
RassilonDND: Alright, who had ben with the 2020 joke
elkae: benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
Cartographers_Ink: Ben's background is disconcerting, I feel trippy watching it
xantos69: I'll allow that one....and exactly that ONE.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hurr hurr
Molladia: I hear Ben's voice, but the person on screen is wearing blue plaid instead of red.
HundreydAundre: Ben, why do you look so real-time?
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NathanJay_GA: I think a lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided if urban planners had made the towns bigger
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Joalni: @PharaohBender27 I'm too used to Wiggins having chat guess his drink at the start of his streams :D
PharaohBender27: @HundreydAundre So it's not just me, right?
HundreydAundre: pffffft....gawd....
Mister_BlueSky: THE Let's Nope?
Raiz0k: Ben and The Adam.
elkae: Look, his thumb is sore
circusofkirkus: The best Jumino Kart streamer west of the Mississipppi
lamina5432: does that adam have a better beard
Joalni: Sometimes the scary part is finding the sub-ocean.
ButButTheJesus: is this... plot?
Juliamon: The game kinda lost the plot
PharaohBender27: O_o
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's *probably* aliens
Nigouki: "If only we paid attention!"
thraximore: It's always aliens
etaluia: maybe if you didnt talk over the cutscenes lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
DeM0nFiRe: oh was that the weird egg thing
HundreydAundre: my, GAWD, GLOb, GObb Knobs
thraximore: That's the impression I got
xantos69: Babies are literally always bigger than before. All they do is grow. And they do it at an alarming rate.
Arclight_Dynamo: Babythings.
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Lord_ZYRK: The queen who couldn't have a baby so she had an immortality
Juliamon: The court mages were like "why baby when you could live forever"
PharaohBender27: It's almost definitely aliens, because this ties into the first Amnesia game, and *that* game involved aliens
Joalni: Can't create life, but can maintain it forever?
circusofkirkus: alien bureaucracy is a hell of a thing
HundreydAundre: WE, are in the W0T-Game now....?
Arclight_Dynamo: Stardyoo.
BusTed: Junimo Kart
etaluia: we couldnt give you a baby so we made you immortal so you cant have babies forever
PharaohBender27: (i.e. the main antagonist in that game was an alien being who wanted to get back to their home planet)
circusofkirkus: loosely part of Stardew
elkae: Kind of.....
e_bloc: Corgo500 Jumino Kart stream
elkae: Jamino LUL
elkae: tqsJunimo
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Boi_Ginny: My sub baby is all grown up and ready to start drinking!
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thraximore: Beat whatshername at the egg hunt yet? LUL
HundreydAundre: You could be anything, aye? ..that the games set your minds to....?
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Gulleko: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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Lithobraker: RIP Bugsnax 😭😭😭
HundreydAundre: The 3rd kind must seem more complicated than that, Ben.
Arclight_Dynamo: Uuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Rustpile: Junimo Kart is easily game of the year
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Knock Knock. | Who's there? | Ben and Adam. | Ben and Adam who? | Ben and Adam being super cool dudes playing a game called Amnesia: Rebirth on our weekly horror game stream, Let's Nope. | ... Cool joke streamer. | ||
Pteraspidomorphi: No!
MegaDosX: There's a lot about that game that made me roll my eyes, but it was enjoyable to watch Ben play through it
Shirts_: Ben who is the hokaga killed the man made nuke pokemon with his Dia-katuna...
Mister_BlueSky: Ooh my blanket.
Joalni: Snacks!
itira: I see your popcorn Ben and i raise you a poutine!
Nigouki: neat, ghost snacks!
thraximore: umbraComfy blanket!
etaluia: ghost popcorn
HundreydAundre: Otherwise history wouldn't be halving any supposed sightings that are paradoxical Schroder's or something...
Juliamon: Big ol' CW here today for pregnancy/body horror
Shirts_: I wanna say that one more time... Ben who is the hokaga killed the man made nuke pokemon with his Dia-katuna... LOL
Raincoast_Bear: More disturbing than Ben stuffing his face?
TheAinMAP: PopCorn
eric_christian_berg: Funny... under pain of death!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: i LOVE it
eric_christian_berg: Ben wins the Internet.
thraximore: well, trying to be funny LUL
Rustpile: wheelerY wheelerH
SmithKurosaki: What about Sharks with frickin' laser beams?
James_LRR: Look, I'm busy
Raincoast_Bear: What are you playing?
Mister_BlueSky: Hi busy.
Mysticman89: cool tweet professional youtuber
GhostValv: James definitely tweeting it in
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow.
Lord_ZYRK: You're in luck, Ben. I'm here to make your jokes for you :)
circusofkirkus: where is the PRODUCTION VALUE, James?
James_LRR: Planning things for this Desert Bus stream
Joalni: Is he, though?
gualdhar: wait, you're planning things in JANUARY? 10 months away?
Shirts_: release the Ian cut of the twitter!
SerGarretCameron: either Ian or Beej.
SquareDotCube: Clearly we need to fire James and hire Ian
Molladia: A desert bus stream>
Juliamon: gualdhar No, something far sooner
dappercuttlefish: stop being mean to ian
LightingExpert13: when did ian become dr. Robotnick
ButButTheJesus: wait wut? isn't that like - yeah 10 months away?
HundreydAundre: Cats being mad & all.... Then a century from now, our fellow young brood peers will be screaming in terror to the slight notion into the glance of the Cat's eye from a boxhole chanting, "HE WUS RIGHT! HE BE RITE THE WHOLE TIME!!
gualdhar: @Juliamon ooooohhhhh
PharaohBender27: In before lrrJAMES goes "OH SHIT, lrrIAN still has access!?!?" And hurriedly tries to revoke it
Juliamon: ~lasttweet desert bus
LRRTwitter: [7d ago] @DesertBus> We've tallied our final numbers to include merch sales & @Fangamer shirts and: | We are proud to announce that Desert Bus For Hope 2020 has raised over ONE MILLION DOLLARS for @CPCharity. | Join us for a million-dollar bonus stream on January 16th 1pm PST at 📷 || ⤵
SmithKurosaki: 10 month lead time isn't unreasonable for guest bookibgs
YawnLance: Ah, it happens here too
Jim02762: $600 well spent
Cartographers_Ink: Yay!!!!
Molladia: thankyou @Juliamon
DoctorAddams subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
DoctorAddams: I hate to be that guy, but you/the game are too loud/quiet. Could you please turn it up/down? Sincerely, the entire internet.
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Molladia: wow
PharaohBender27: @DoctorAddams lrrWOW
itira: Adam youre getting weak!
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HundreydAundre: Sleight pass. I prefer the real gems of power.
kevenwith2es: Which posion, GoXLR buttons or Simpsons references? 🤔
Mysticman89: sponsered by charmin
circusofkirkus: Bengineering, brought to you by CHarmin
HundreydAundre: Infinity Stones:
gualdhar: I tripped going up the stairs, got a big rug burn on my arm, and it's now bleeding.
Makrosian_Tae: As opposed to a sponsor who doesn't pay you money? LUL
NightValien28: did Ben see the thing?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Michelin tires. They go on your wheels, I guess."
Juliamon: A pinkie rat vendor
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itomeshi: Echo!
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Lord_ZYRK: Hell yeah
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eric_christian_berg: So many factors! 2, 3, 4, 6, 9!
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HundreydAundre: Also me: I prefer the REAL gems of power
Raincoast_Bear: Sponsored by Depends. Game all without bathroom breaks.
Nigouki: Ben, I thought you were a Sponge Towel man
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Molladia: @NightValien28 the Spectre meeting?
itira: BabyRage Adam needs a kleenex
kevenwith2es: Hey, if you want the baby to work, let them drink too
Kramburger: They can arrest you for that I'm pretty sure
Mister_BlueSky: You're CUT OFF baby!
HundreydAundre: Crash Gems, Crystals, Relics:
NightValien28: Molladia ya
monakai: Gottem
Perchipy: Hey it’s 2020 give the baby a break
HundreydAundre: Me, again...: Perfection
PaleGreySky: LUL
gizmofreak1: Ben would definitely be sponsored by BRAWNY
Joalni: Link it again? @Molladia
DoctorAddams: Noooooooooooooo
Molladia: not during stream
PharaohBender27: @Perchipy Um, about that . . .
kijata subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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Joalni: Good point @Molladia
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big_blue_man: hey ben, good to see ya!
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benophage subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
benophage: New Year new chance for Adam to say BEOY BEOY BEOY BEOY BEOY. If you're up for it. No worries. Maybe later. You're great.
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SerGarretCameron: how many bits for deliberately muted stream?
Seth_Erickson: But Ben then the sound would be too quiet Kappa
ButButTheJesus: @gizmofreak1 ohmyGOD I'm now seeing Ben on the plastic cover and I can't unsee it
walkeroftales: It's too bad that we here in chat can't adjust our own sound settings
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
kopflurch123: does the game start or ends?
kopflurch123: stream*
Mysticman89: gamer fuel is practical life juice that I have never consumed
HundreydAundre: Angrr in Bulk?
big_blue_man: didn't know you could see the avatar
walkeroftales: if only we had some sort of volume option that we in chat could individually set to our personal preference
Joalni: Just starting @kopflurch123
SquareDotCube: buoy?
kevenwith2es: PjoyChamp
gizmofreak1: @ButButTheJesus you're welcome
walkeroftales: we could represent it with something loud, like a megaphone
DoctorAddams: T'was a goof
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
Jean_Jacques_EB: oh no
PaleGreySky: Whatever you do, don't look at my avatar.
Juliamon: If yall want to see what they see
SmithKurosaki: Hi Ben
big_blue_man: oh this isn't a shame avatar at all, i'm proud of this one
YawnLance: Time to change my avatar just for Ben and Adam
SmithKurosaki: Look at me
Nahmbra: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: We're faceless
SerGarretCameron: The Shamatars.... there are twitch avatars?
Easilycrazyhat: I finally added one, even though I never see them
dappercuttlefish: all hail the all-seeing ben
gawag_: :o
SmithKurosaki: (I have an avatar)
Noodles_15: This implies Twitch Chat has shame.
TetraRay: but what if i want a bad one ?
itira: we are all one avatar
Makrosian_Tae: We can have avitars????
Mysticman89: I dont remeber if i set one
HundreydAundre: Newest hype horn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James Cameron is working on them.
Lord_ZYRK: Avatars on Twitch LUL
gizmofreak1: U CANT SEE ME BEN/ADAM
Mysticman89: ah yes, I opted for a dopefish
YawnLance: Nope, it's not better this week
HundreydAundre: Byoi byoi BYOI
kevenwith2es: My avatar is coming in 2022 with the other five sequels
itomeshi: No, I don't remember this, I have.... amnesia. /ba-dum-pish
Kibbik: Video games? That'll never catch on.
SmithKurosaki: @Makrosian_Tae Its a pain to set kind of. Its in the settings
PharaohBender27: Oh right . . . this. (I think? I remember us being in a very similar setting at least)
Makrosian_Tae: @smithkurosaki sweet! Thanks!
HundreydAundre: Oh, now I remember
Lord_ZYRK: I've got my gift for the baby shower ready: a onesie that says "mama's lil pumper" on it
Cartographers_Ink: man, it feels like forever since I saw this played...
HundreydAundre: The damn portal shorted out.
Joalni: *football player.
BusTed: I can hear those obscure Sandler CD references.
itira: sheet
quentastic: It displays it evert time you start up the game
drawnbinary: Oh heck a stream while I'm awake? 12 years of watching LRR and I've maybe caught 3 livestreams
dappercuttlefish: this is my first time tuning into this game, can someone give me the cliffnotes version or should I just go along for the ride
RassilonDND: hey chat, any chance you can remind me how richard's life essence ended up in a bottle
Raincoast_Bear: What are you playing?
Kramburger: babies are actually pretty resilient, turns out
drawnbinary: Same @dappercuttlefish, any cliffnotes?
MegaDosX: Children often have plot armour, but we've also established it's probably an alien, so it's probably got a lot of endurance :p
Stripe_dog: Well let's be clear, beating heart does not necessarily mean "okay"
MAPBoardgames: The baby won't be born in the dark, but it will adopt it.
eric_christian_berg: Look! The Chum Room!
quentastic: did you get teh bettery thing?
HundreydAundre: The twitch is for the games that'll never be. (...maybe)
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Gaytanic_Panic: benginTraitor benginFuse benginTraitor benginFuse benginTraitor benginFuse benginButt benginFuse
itira: i feel personally attacked. i cant handle a lot
Serpens77: OOOHHHH, there's a lever
until_may: idk man when she's out she's gonna go to the doctor and he's gonna say "what made you think this baby was okay?!"
HundreydAundre: It looks like, it wants to...drain out...?
Lord_ZYRK: "Fuck man, I don't know, this one?"
Stripe_dog: Yeah after everything else I'd just start flicking the first switch I lay eyes on
ButButTheJesus: "fuck you, lever! *slam*"
eric_christian_berg: The machine mixes the chum!
PaleGreySky: What if this is the machine that kills fascists?
eric_christian_berg: That's how you get it just right!
Makrosian_Tae: Puzzles by Tediore (TM)
kevenwith2es: Adam, the man who wants a horror game mansion, doesn't want to pull levers.
itira: you have to manually pump the levers one at a time. very fast
PharaohBender27: @PaleGreySky Something tells me this is more akin to a machine the fascists made
PaleGreySky: @PharaohBender27 It seems to serve no actual purpose, so, maybe.
circusofkirkus: damn leon
Lord_ZYRK: You can have this back when you can be responsible with it SwiftRage
Serpens77: at least you don't need to worry about that zombie now, he's 'armless
Nigouki: he just wanted to lend us a hand Kappa
PaleGreySky: Mostly armless.
Mister_BlueSky: Holes?!
GhostValv: :O
BusTed: jlrrFall seabatSKYLADY
circusofkirkus: she aspires to be James
dappercuttlefish: uhh who the hell is this. that was both confusing and upsetting
elkae: !holes
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
Raincoast_Bear: James would be a natural.
big_blue_man: falling down holes can't be good for the baby
PMAvers: I mean, Adam has trouble seeing Holes.
Joalni: Unarmed, for now.
RassilonDND: how the heck does Leon know our name?
drawnbinary: @kevenwith2es that makes me immediately think of Emperor's New Groove and how I suddenly want a lever with a slide that leads to a pool with a fake crocodile
MAPBoardgames: Leon seems very needy
GhostValv: D:
itomeshi: Harsh.
Milocw: oh this is the story of james mom
Makrosian_Tae: Is Holes actually a decent movie or do we just love it for the memes?
itira: oh my heart
Rustpile: seachaHypeCat
BusTed: seabatYIKES
kevenwith2es: @drawnbinary Always dream big.
big_blue_man: come back when your item level is higher
gualdhar: cold blooded
Juliamon: Makrosian_Tae It's a serviceable movie, and a good book.
Raincoast_Bear: F* you guys. that what I hear when I try and play WoW.
BusTed: It's not bad.
circusofkirkus: It's a shame that Shia is a POS though
Seth_Erickson: Holes is good yeah
PharaohBender27: @PaleGreySky Well, if the lore from the first game is applicable, there is a purpose, but it would take a long-ass post to explain, and I would largely be going on memory
Mister_BlueSky: It Holes up.
Gaytanic_Panic: SPLOOSH
Brigsby: Ooof, my gear score
Kramburger: booooooo
Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon thanks. Appreciate the clearing up
Molladia: @Bengineering, how is packing going?
Raiz0k: "It still holes up"?
gawag_: it's like a kids movie but not a bad kids movie
MAPBoardgames: That pun was quite the feet.
SurfDownstage: Do yall ever just think about bowls?
monakai: I remember enjoying the book well enough when I read it in...middle school I think?
Makrosian_Tae: Ben...
Mysticman89: careful or you'll find yourself with your foot in mouth
MegaDosX: Game pls
drawnbinary: @circusofkirkus What he do? I don't hear about him often
Makrosian_Tae: Ah. Matches. SPACE matches
druidofspores: that jumpscare made me drop my pizza :(
elkae: NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: I suspect doing anything you've done playing this game while pregnant would be awful
Makrosian_Tae: What a thrill....
dappercuttlefish: pregnancy qualifies as body horror
Gaytanic_Panic: RIP Pizza
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think they've RUNG all the gameplay out of this they can
eric_christian_berg: So, we aren't going to see Preg Quest, then?
Arclight_Dynamo: "Can you cut my food up for me? I'm siiick." Kappa
itira: ^
PaleGreySky: I was thinking that, just casually fucking tossing what has to be at least an 80 pound slab of rock with one hand
circusofkirkus: @drawnbinary FKA twigs sued him over physical & emotional abuse during their relationship, basically super abusive
kevenwith2es: Sure, labor sucks, but you get superhuman strength for nine months!
PharaohBender27: Fun fact: The guy who made Donnie Darko wrote a script for Holes that was rejected, a copy of which I saw in the first forum I was ever a part of in the late 00s. It . . . would have been a much different movie if that version had been made
Shirts_: Don't play to win
drawnbinary: @circusofkirkus Oof
AshBurnem: Don't play to win, enjoy the story.
etaluia: something something be immersed
Kramburger: I had a low blood sugar moment while my wife was giving birth and I refused to go and sit on a couch because I didn't want to seem like a wuss while my wife was pushing an entire human out of her hooha
RassilonDND: I don't like how these arrows are going to play out in the future
PMAvers: Baby: "Mommy, I'll stop kicking you if you stop falling down holes."
circusofkirkus: the journey of Jumino Kart
ButButTheJesus: its about explooooooriiiiiing
enki1256: Its very dependent on the game itself.
korvys: Playing Journey (PS3)
Raincoast_Bear: It's about the fiends you meet along the way.
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean... that's like saying "I won the movie" when you walk out of the theatre?
PaleGreySky: "The goal of the game is to win"; Adam, we've both played MOBAs and we both have had teammates that prove that theory wrong.
Makrosian_Tae: You gamed the system and yourself. You learned nothing! You gained nothing!
MegaDosX: What if you get the bad ending? Does that still count as winning?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I beat books all the time
ButButTheJesus: in games like this i tend to walk around and look at stuff for a while
elkae: Kramburger, saying "hooha" is what makes one a wuss
SurfDownstage: Playing the video game, *explains* the video game
GhostValv: wat
TomfooleryFox: Hey guys, did we birth the alien yet?
Kramburger: @elkae Yould vajayjay be better?
DoctorAddams: The winning is the journey we friended along the way
elkae: seabatUseless
PaleGreySky: I can't wait for the end when she jumps into the foundry to get away from the xenomorph.
PMAvers: I'm having flashbacks to PT
MegaDosX: What did you put in this bread?!? It's talking to me!
kevenwith2es: How many edibles did I take?! D:
quillilian: "Are we there yet?"
GhostValv: :O
drawnbinary: @TomfooleryFox This baby is an alien? What is happening here
hug_master: frankh1Bizkit frankh1Bizkit frankh1Bizkit
SquareDotCube: Why you so hot and cross?
PMAvers: At least it's not sink-baby.
eric_christian_berg: Press 'F' to Mom.
RassilonDND: "Where's the Za?"
Raiz0k: And here I almost made a Disturbed reference joke before Ben pointed out the implicit impropriety....
Makrosian_Tae: "Mandalorian...season two...was...okay..."
monakai: Bun: find your soul mate, mommy.
Phailhammer: An auspicious baked good.
PaleGreySky: it's a Limp Bizkit hat
dappercuttlefish: baby's name is bread confirmed
PaleGreySky: well, a Fred Durst hat
MAPBoardgames: Don't get the bun angry. It will get hot and cross at you.
Electrodyne: I say "HOOHA" like Pacino.
Kramburger: It's a fred durst cap
korvys: Backwards yankees cap
thraximore: it's in the door
thraximore: the one you used
itira: the JUICE
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Talin06: it is in the door
Arclight_Dynamo: Go find the other Capri Sun.
SurfDownstage: This portal requires TWO juice boxes
elkae: There's a fridge full of gamer juice in Emily's fridge
thraximore: Which she mentioned, you goofs :P
spethycakes: Blame it on the juice
kevenwith2es: Alien tomb juice
dappercuttlefish: drink the door juice cowards
big_blue_man: effort sound
Perchipy: Get the door juice!
Rustpile: I'm just happy to be here
ButButTheJesus: saaah, bro!
PaleGreySky: Your shadow looks like a gingerbread man
itira: the goop!
kalira77: \o/ effort sound \o/
PMAvers: The Juice is Loose!
itomeshi: OK, I'm no doctor, but I don't think they recommend running and bunny hopping while 6 months pregnant.
Gaytanic_Panic: Wasted
GhostValv: :O
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fastlane250: the birth goop
itira: ur ded
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
Makrosian_Tae: The nega-juice if you will
monakai: It looks like we got crushed by a rock
BusTed: ItsBoshyTime
Juliamon: UH
circusofkirkus: you're too slow :)
Pteraspidomorphi: Aliens!
itira: helloooooo there
fastlane250: Wait NO
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP benginSpoop
Perchipy: Scripted?
PMAvers: Oh hey we're in Bastion
Phailhammer: "Guardian, you're awake..."
thraximore: Oh that's a Will o' the WIsp, not supposed to follow those
Noodles_15: Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
fastlane250: autocorrect screwed me, I meant to say “hurty goop” FailFish
RassilonDND: I mean you left leon alone to die?
Zath_: @Noodles_15 Damn it, you just had to
itira: Ben you just slammed the baby into a rock
SmithKurosaki: Oh Charizard and Blastoise
SmithKurosaki: I miss that strike
ButButTheJesus: @Noodles_15 what's it from?
Noodles_15: Destiny.
GhostValv: verified good human
MegaDosX: Oh my god, you could grind meat on those
Makrosian_Tae: What if this is a Krang scenario and you're not playing the mother, you're playing the baby in the mom-body command module?
ButButTheJesus: ah ok
SmithKurosaki: Destiny 1 dtrike iirc
Laserbeaks_Fury: Destiny 1, one of the Strikes
Rustpile: best of noodles
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dappercuttlefish: statue's got an eight oack
Arclight_Dynamo: "Remember me... for my abs."
itira: Abvinsible
Juliamon: Can't crush those rock-solid abs
Kipstar: It was all worth it if they can see my abs
kevenwith2es: Noodles broke free from the twitch chat collective and earned his name PogChamp
Noodles_15: @Zath_ yes, yes I did.
Raiz0k: Shiney on the left?
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Veshnikard: Is that the famous Norse explorer Leif Erikson?
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MegaDosX: Wow that's a reference
Goombill: Did I miss something?
itira: lol what
ButButTheJesus: i dun get it
MegaDosX: I haven't heard anyone talk about the Zoombinis in forever
circusofkirkus: that thread requires some portals, not just leaps
PMAvers: Coming next to PiF, Ben and Adam play March of the Zoombinis until they actually beat it.
Makrosian_Tae: EUREKA
spethycakes: Logical Journey of the Zoombinis is totally available on Steam LUL
PaleGreySky: That entire bit was basically how Pinky from Pinky And The Brain's thought process works
thraximore: magic helmet!
PMAvers: Unfortunately they can't get past the pizza puzzle.
SquareDotCube: What's Opera, Doc?
Gaytanic_Panic: "With my GOLDEN MAGIC SLIGNSHOT"
MegaDosX: Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!
Lord_ZYRK: ^
ButButTheJesus: LUL
SurfDownstage: Did I hear zoombinis discourse
adi_pie: It's a great episode all around
Serpens77: What's Opera, Doc is an absolulte classic
thraximore: oh brunHILDA, you're so LOVELY
MegaDosX: My favourite Looney Tunes cartoon is still the whole of the Rabbit Fire trilogy
NightWingMistHawk: Rabbit of Seville and What's Opera are actually two separate episodes :p
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BrindleBoar: did you bring enough Tweet for the whole class?
MegaDosX: Wow, shots fired at Youtube
adi_pie: Adam pls
Scy_Anide: I usually can't, streamer.
RvLeshrac: I thought I heard Ben making a Looney Tunes reference via voice mods
Sadistic_Fire: Glad this is the one time I watched it live
elkae: I'm saving this link to post under the Youtube video
elkae: I swear to god
dappercuttlefish: elkae you're doing a public service
GhostValv: :O
Raincoast_Bear: Rabbit of Seville - "Leopold? Leopold!? LEOPOLD!"
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ButButTheJesus: @Seabats i have no idea what this is but I still lol'd
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elkae: Whaaaa thank you @PharaohBender27 <3
ButButTheJesus: daaaaamn
BrindleBoar: goddamn
monakai: Cyber shots fired
tenthtechpriest: lrrHORN
NightWingMistHawk: Wooow
etaluia: lrrWOW
GhostValv: truuuuuuueeee tho
BrindleBoar: stop stop he's already dead
SerGarretCameron: the called shot.
Phailhammer: lrrWOW
7gorobei: wow, too soon
PaleGreySky: My favorite tweet so far was a notorious internet personality asking about switching to Judaism and someone responding "Fuck off, we're full."
Darleysam: that "give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle" one Alex sent to Adam the other day got me good
Raiz0k: Harsh :D
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drawnbinary: ooooooooooo right in the wheelhouse
PharaohBender27: @elkae Hey, if you're going to post that link in the YouTube, you should have a sub badge, as I see it ;)
ButButTheJesus: ahhhh, ok. i think its growing on me LUL
itira: It sounds like Adam is crying
Raincoast_Bear: They are not paying me enough to guard this dungeon...
elkae: @PharaohBender27 Very kind!
kevenwith2es: I want Rye the Baker to find that goblin.
Arclight_Dynamo: It's very "Oof ow my bones."
MegaDosX: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
HondoTrigger: the eternal best joke to me will always be the car bed joke from the simpsons
GhostValv: :O
etaluia: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
elkae: lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: When you see deez holes you know Shia is coming for yooou
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ooooweeee, RIck!
FENIXA5HE5: Cheer500 that goblin has a family...
RvLeshrac: How's the dedicated Check Baby control working out for you?
itira: LOL
elkae: He's dying, Squirtle!
circusofkirkus: well, we know what to link tomorrow during Junimo Kart
PaleGreySky: Jesus Christ, Adam's broke.
BusTed: Heheheh.
Luminaire_p: I love when Adam laughs deeply
ButButTheJesus: LUL HALP LUL
MegaDosX: @HondoTrigger I think my favourite from The Simpsons was "Sneeds Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"
Lord_ZYRK: This kills the Adam
SmithKurosaki: Welp, Adam's a ghost now
kevenwith2es: My mans has been in lockdown too long
Raiz0k: We've just lost Adam.
PMAvers: The most auspicious laugh!
MegaDosX: Also wow, Adam's just collapsing right now
elkae: 6 hours of Junimo Kart will do that to a man
Serpens77: no Adam's sounds like he's crying over baby goblins like the woman crying over cats video
Makrosian_Tae: It's infectious is what it is
DragonicDudeYT: Johnny2077
Serpens77: Adam can't hug every goblin ;_;
SmithKurosaki: Crap. I refreshed. Can someone link it again?
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WhalePlaid: Noo help I'm a level 1 goblin I don't know why I guard this sub button no your cursor is so strong nooooo
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itira: LEELOO
Gaytanic_Panic: Adam's losing his shit. justam1LUL justam1Lol justam1POG justam1Spit You love to see it.
TheWriterAleph: multipass.
BrindleBoar: man liked his Legos
SmithKurosaki: @elkae You're the best
MegaDosX: Maybe they were just a fuckin' good builder
Electrodyne: Taranga Leela?
RassilonDND: Distant relative of bob
PMAvers: The Builder of Bobs
Makrosian_Tae: Hod bless you @elkae
elkae: i gotchu homie, @SmithKurosaki
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably developed the land
AranMathai: The Builder is kind of badass, imo.
Makrosian_Tae: God**
Lord_ZYRK: I'm more than my nine to five, bruh BibleThump
PMAvers: James the Coward
Kipstar: He's the one who did all the f***ing work!
elkae: @Makrosian_Tae I ain't lyin' in chat Kappa
kalira77: Gozer the Gozerian?
SerGarretCameron: Graham the Golden Vision
elkae: I was ready to shoot it back in here
tenthtechpriest: ben, who eats nuggies
Serpens77: And Ben, the Also Is Here
GhostValv: ben the content
MegaDosX: It's also worth noting that an understated title like that may imply that they were more significant than that
KV1NN4: Building is important tho <:x
Raiz0k: @PMAvers : James the Fallen?
BusTed: Ben, he had that echo-y voice that one time.
meachamo: "and Ben, who was also there"
itira: My face hurts hahaha
SquareDotCube: Ben, Bearer of the Flannel
Raincoast_Bear: Ben the wearer of plaid.
HundreydAundre: I thought Graham was the Qui-Gon
Lithobraker: Ben: who forgets there's a button
MAPBoardgames: You see that bridge? I built that bridge! Do they call me Ivan the bridge builder? NO! But you f*** ONE GOAT...
elkae: Ben, There's A Button Man
KV1NN4: Mic Management?
SurfDownstage: And Ben, the Gineering
Arclight_Dynamo: Ben, No Not That One
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Mic-man, defeater of the steve-man
Lord_ZYRK: Benjamin Buttonpusher
thraximore: Is a friend :D
Nigouki: Ben, The Gineering
mirshebs: Serge holder of the boom
KV1NN4: Ben, Balancer of Voices
HundreydAundre: W0T?
PaleGreySky: Ben, Guy Who Has A Big Hazoret Card
drawnbinary: @Raiz0k James The Fallen got me good XD
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, but you love to be Ben the Magic Mic Man
druidofspores: Adam & Ben, have you seen the Potion Seller video?
HondoTrigger: "Adam, the vigorous champion and Ben, the plaid wearer"
ButButTheJesus: oh no the skitterlings are in my ears again
MegaDosX: Someone now needs to make a Magic card that's Ben, Eater of Nuggies
RassilonDND: And Ian the Bald
druidofspores: nice!
PaleGreySky: Adam, Who Is Heeeeeeeeeere.
UrbanSamurai_22: James Master of Lands
Serpens77: boy howdy have they seen the Potion Seller video
Raiz0k: @drawnbinary : you're welcome :)!
RvLeshrac: I hope Adam has seen Goblin Slayer
Mysticman89: Reminds me of Dave, the lamp. but thats a dated reference.
PaleGreySky: LMAO
PharaohBender27: O_o
SurfDownstage: You're going to need to find someone who sells WEAKER POTIONS
itomeshi: Fluuute.
druidofspores: There's a vine that always gets me: Blades Are For Skating
PaleGreySky: Opening that door was a big NOPE
Gaytanic_Panic: Chickens!
PaleGreySky: Sorry to interrupt your naked corpse part, have a good day
thraximore: I love how they stopped doing anything and waited for you to open the door again
itomeshi: Hey, the kyrian needs a bell.
hunkajunk: Buttons!
WhalePlaid: it's definitely the war sword guy that gets me everytime.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Molladia: do you have limited matches? why aren't we opening all torches?
Manae: Load bearing 4x4
WhalePlaid: my partner and I mock him relentlessly
elkae: benginSpoop
Mister_BlueSky: Can't what?
SmithKurosaki: F
ShaneLeeAtk: This isn't Junimo Kart....
Lord_ZYRK: Now we are the dope who hath been roped WutFace
dappercuttlefish: hubris
itira: jesus nooo
zeldakid1999: lrrFINE
ClankyLily: no touchy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
drawnbinary: oh who's this thirsty fellow
thraximore: the subocean!!
ButButTheJesus: dammit game
DragonicDudeYT: GLITCHED
Quaseymoto: Glitches, the true fright
RassilonDND: quick check the baby
Rustpile: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PaleGreySky: Ben, you're a genius, they can't get you if you clip through the floor!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh man, animated right out of the world
Gaytanic_Panic: justam1Gasp justam1Gasp justam1Gasp justam1Gasp
Luminaire_p: wow
HondoTrigger: like when they throw that ninja star in butters's eye
ClankyLily: F
kevenwith2es: The stress just activated your latent Shadowcat powers
druidofspores: i feel like this happened everytime I played Subnautica :Z
Nurgleprobe: I'm getting to see this LIVE!? Staying up til 3am finally paid off.
PharaohBender27: Whoops, looks like my title didn't take yet
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Veste: me at super Nintendo land
SmithKurosaki: Say that to my warp whistle :p
PharaohBender27: OK, trying again:
rendelnep: I think that enemy ...gooot the point.
PaleGreySky: Giant world is the best world in any 2d mario game, don't @ me
TheWriterAleph: giant world has always been my favorite. i get upset when i accidently warp past it
PharaohBender27: There we go
druidofspores: @kevenwith2es Shadowcat is amazing and so underrated
SurfDownstage: runrunrunrunrun
Veste: adam watch wrestlekingdom
KV1NN4: Opens on my goshdarned birthday ;.;
SerGarretCameron: and only some of the nightmares.
Rustpile: Japan, where the fun is made
Nurgleprobe: Slay the Spire board game is happening, oooh boy ;_; <3
LightingExpert13: he has a very nervous bladder
PaleGreySky: Yes
adi_pie: Maybe
gawag_: maybe
PaleGreySky: Oh fuck.
RassilonDND: Good
monakai: Apparently!
Veste: beef
tenthtechpriest: perhaps
Mister_BlueSky: Probably.
GhostValv: :O
PaleGreySky: Uh. "Si"
circusofkirkus: charlie
eric_christian_berg: Carp
itira: rad
Rustpile: wheelerY
Gaytanic_Panic: @veste Isn't it weird they let Miz cash in MitB? lol
HondoTrigger: Deez
druidofspores: heck
Abelzumi: What'd I miss
MegaDosX: Nuggies
PharaohBender27: Huh, looks like the clip title took while I was trying to deal with that. Apologies, any future VOD viewers :p
SquareDotCube: wrestling
Mysticman89: lumpy
GreayStone: Leif Erikson 4 the win
itira: LUL
bentropik: that got me
MegaDosX: Hai
SmithKurosaki: Thats Spanish
Veste: my only briefcase homie is jay white
thraximore: Is this... French?
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gamercat88: 32 months baby!
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bentropik: oh honey
MegaDosX: I suspect that was the joke @SmithKurosaki :p
kevenwith2es: NotLikeThis
PaleGreySky: I mean, I do live next to the french canadians, so let me put it in your language. "Wee." Kappa
BusTed: 🎣 jlrrFishin
RassilonDND: Bless your heart
tenthtechpriest: gottem
magical_writer: That's not Spanish that's Mexican.
Lord_ZYRK: Anybody hear a low-flying airplane?
x0den: i have a friend who insist si is a thing in french
SmithKurosaki: @thraximore I kind of want to see an adam meme on that
thraximore: Chat is only as smart as it's dumbest components
thraximore: :|
Manae: Is Adam still being followed by 67 gnomes?
Veste: no they made two more
SmithKurosaki: Si is also french, but not for yes
MegaDosX: Imagine if you did check a goblins's challenge rating and they were somehow a 15
Veste: nice
HundreydAundre: Nah, he just let it go...
bentropik: is he related to Peter de Vries?
Pteraspidomorphi: x0den: It means "if"
hug_master: burn
eric_christian_berg: Leon: The Professional.
TheWriterAleph: "i was just a small town girl..."
HondoTrigger: hi, I'm the electric car, I dont go very far, or very fast
dappercuttlefish: it's him. leon resident evil. it's like sans undertale
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PaleGreySky: There's gonna be an episode of Dice Friends in like 17 months and the DM is gonna throw that Goblin in out of nowhere and Adam will lose his fucking *mind*.
hug_master: LUL
itira: LUL
bentropik: *Piter de Vries
druidofspores: your arm is strong
Nigouki: Leon De Vries? any relation to Piter De Vries?
thraximore: What was said thing?
thraximore: NOT fall in a hole?
Nurgleprobe: My god somebody needs to animate that part ;D
PMAvers: Someone clip that and send it to Dale.
Veshnikard: ooooo it's my first day
RvLeshrac: "You're approached by a single goblin" and Adam just falls out of his chair, dead.
x0den: well i guess both my friend and i are wrong then :p he says it also means yes @Pteraspidomorphi thanks for the info
SurfDownstage: HINT
thraximore: speak for yourself, I sleep on the ceiling!
druidofspores: what's that goblin's THAC0 ?
PharaohBender27: Yep
HundreydAundre: But miss, the people were the creatures.
SurfDownstage: Wrong door!
SmithKurosaki: Ben just walks in asking who ordered the pizza
Raiz0k: "Wrong lever!"
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Raiz0k: Oh crap is this a "lead to another room" puzzle?
DSpanky1: Oh screw that
thraximore: oh BOY, fun time :D
elkae: Don't make eye contact
kevenwith2es: BibleThump50 "No Mika plz your meaties are so timely, why am I even in ranked"
Makrosian_Tae: We Silent Hill now boys
dappercuttlefish: oh no the eating noises are So Bad
elkae: Just... pretend they aren't there
LightingExpert13: this isn't visage
SurfDownstage: Howdy there
Laserbeaks_Fury: DOn't Turn Around, Just Walk Away
druidofspores: that...worked?
circusofkirkus: whistles inconspicuously
itira: i hate it
elkae: @kevenwith2es LUL
hug_master: ew
ButButTheJesus: @kevenwith2es LUL
Raiz0k: :D @ Adam
PaleGreySky: Imagine if they all had some fancy lingerie.
RassilonDND: Imagine some big floppy hats
BrindleBoar: nah, this is a tighty whitie crowd
wolvsbane: This will end well
wolvsbane: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Rustpile: lrrFINE
druidofspores: Please Papa, I'm just a small goblin
elkae: LUL
itira: fookin moonster
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hug_master: lrrFINE
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Raiz0k: Yeah, SA.
bentropik: very thick south african
HundreydAundre: I believe these are all written backwards, too.
Raiz0k: See also: District 9.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a thick South African accent
Raiz0k: Heh, Ben gets it.
satyropodobny: ah, the 4kidz dub returns
Makrosian_Tae: South African, I was told, was one of the hardest accents my VO coach ever attempted. He said he began with a Welsh accent and then slowly modified it by practice. Took him 6 MONTHS before he was confident enough to use it professionally
Ashton: That was... an accent
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Juliamon: Oh good, Ashton's here
Raiz0k: Yeah, it's *extremely* thick.
BusTed: It's jigglypuff from above.
HundreydAundre: These letters are retracing Leon's steps here.
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Juliamon: Chat found Adam's weakness and is going *hard*
druidofspores: you sound like the announcer from Space Jam
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SurfDownstage: *worm noises*
itira: squishy sounds
SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon Surprising no one
Abelzumi: Aw, message highlighting is turned off
Manae: He's just as observant as your ghost hunter interns
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dappercuttlefish: he's just vibing don't be mean :(
elkae: Squishy vision mode is on
Raiz0k: Ah yes, the surefire strategy in Fractional Games' games - bury your head in the nearest corner.
SquareDotCube: I want my sanity, sanity, sanity
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MegaDosX: Good luck, we're all counting on you.
bentropik: schlong dong silver
spethycakes: This is the worst ASMR ever
ButButTheJesus: a p'haeeenus
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's my mom's favorite peice!
SquareDotCube: biggus dongus
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben can you light those torches by the archway?
Kipstar: looking at dong driving you insane
hug_master: dong lrrSPOOP
Perchipy: Pener
satyropodobny: every time
MinniChii: Why is she Shushing the belly? It doesn't make noise!
itira: Adam has lost it tonight hahaha
MegaDosX: Wow, he broke again
drawnbinary: What's all the black whispy shit on the screen edges
Rustpile: dingus bongus
Lord_ZYRK: opodopoponon
bentropik: baby pats as a sanity mechanic is... interesting
elkae: puh-heeeeenis
thraximore: it's your fault chat starting saying pener :P
Raiz0k: Phallahus?
SquareDotCube: the pees that wees
Mistborn83: someone has the giggles
PMAvers: I mean, chat could start chanting TEETH if it'll help.
Molladia: Pener, the Son of Penn and Teller.
itira: elkae no! LUL
bentropik: TEETH?
gravyJay1: this part is cool
dappercuttlefish: teeth?
MegaDosX: Which would you prefer? Penis? Dingaling? Wang? Phallus? Gentleman's sausage?
druidofspores: Ben, you sound like the announcer from Space Jam with that soundboard :D
elkae: @itira Yes!
Phailhammer: teeth?
thraximore: welcome to the Amnesia series
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dappercuttlefish: teeth.
ButButTheJesus: i'm partial to wang
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Raiz0k: Yes that way?
Rustpile: Ah yes, how quiet
druidofspores: well it did...something
BusTed: Is she talking to hersefl?
SurfDownstage: Ah yes, the death razors
dappercuttlefish: HUH
PaperDoopliss: Ah, we're losing at Dead By Daylight
itira: *Drums sounds*
elkae: Who the fuck built this damn corridor hell
Raiz0k: @BusTed : the baby maybe? Providing additional energy through friction in the amniotic fluid?
SurfDownstage: runrunrunrunrun
druidofspores: quick, turn on the generators
Lord_ZYRK: This is the sound of dryer repair
RassilonDND: this music kinda sounds like BGM for legends of the hidden temple
Pteraspidomorphi: Does dead by daylight have the ghul?
Arclight_Dynamo: Fuckin' boogie, brah!
hug_master: did this turn into Tomb Raider?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You've woken the Hive!!!
Rustpile: nah, temple run
SquareDotCube: NIN's newest single Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: entire society of egg chairs
drawnbinary: egg chairs
satyropodobny: H.r. giegers waiting room
BusTed: Up and up and up.
SurfDownstage: *grunt of effort*
kevenwith2es: If you're learning, you're losing.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
BusTed: lrrGOAT
drawnbinary: *grunt of effort*
itira: theyre coming for you!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's okay we found a cutscene
eric_christian_berg: First rule of Lovecraft: Learn nothing.
druidofspores: whew
RassilonDND: We learned that you can still run full speed while you got a bun
SurfDownstage: Ah yes, a loading screen
Raiz0k: Almost like the ending for Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth,except for the framerate bug.
BusTed: suhhh
NightWingMistHawk: Babo got real sick
ButButTheJesus: saaaaah
Kipstar: can't chase through a loading screen Adam, duh
RassilonDND: You ever think about, Holes
itira: you wanna get some fuckin uuuuhhhhh subway?
dappercuttlefish: suuuuuuh
druidofspores: sah du
bentropik: uuuuuuuhhhh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sbubby!
BusTed: Sbubby Eet Freef
drawnbinary: Eef Freef
MegaDosX: Oh boy!
ButButTheJesus: EET FREEF
fastlane250: good ol' sbubby
SquareDotCube: FOONG
Rustpile: sbubby fboblob
itira: sheet lrrSPOOP
MyNameisJennieFuchsia: Freef Freef Freef
ButButTheJesus: @Arclight_Dynamo LUL
PMAvers: Realign deez nuts
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Arclight_Dynamo: "God in heaven" is a thing people really say.
BrindleBoar: you have to lock in the chevrons to activate the stargate
BusTed: Things have gotten pretty dire for her, I think.
ButButTheJesus: why am i laughing so hard at everything tonight
SurfDownstage: Ah yes, the Elder Scroll!
Makrosian_Tae: Ben, did you break the alien technology again? Be honest now
kevenwith2es: She's said every variation except for "Jesus."
MegaDosX: Once you've seen Sbubby, Adam, you should watch the clip from Desert Bus 2020 that had Graham showing Sbubby versions of various wrestling PPV names
Mysticman89: also gummies!
gualdhar: maybe not "VERY" funny
ButButTheJesus: i'm having a heckin time
circusofkirkus: Junimo Kart broke Adam
Koshindan: That's just normal for Adam.
NightWingMistHawk: I need to not laugh - think I might have mild food poisoning and my stomach ain't happy with me. No reason to make it even more upset :p
druidofspores: Fruit Fruit!
itira: I had a gummie so i guess that helps but this stream is gold so far lol
monakai: I think I saw a "Jesus" earlier
Arclight_Dynamo: Now, I've said "What is Christ's name *is* that?!" or something.
Arclight_Dynamo: *in
elkae: Or as Adam called it, "fuckin' Jamino Kart"
brainbosh: Christ's name is a shortening of the original phrase, isn't it? and saying Christ is a shortening if it.
BusTed: 😬
itira: druuuuugs heck yes
SmithKurosaki: Game goes oof
Pharmacistjudge: Having a good having a good time..... I'm a shooting star leaping Through the sky!
Gaytanic_Panic: Yes. All of them
ShaneLeeAtk: All. The. DRUGS!!!
kevenwith2es: plz streamer I am just a baby chatter, your jokes are too strong NotLikeThis
Drathak: xomSmirk
texasman208: hell yeah bruuuuther
itira: tqsCry
Rustpile: ah yes, i do love consuming the drugs
otherguymikey: nothin like a let's nope and a flintstones(tm) gummies to take the edge off
Pharmacistjudge: Well, Ben and Adam i AM at the pharmacy. pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
MegaDosX: Well lemme tell ya something brother
RassilonDND: Poor chat does it by the foot. Fruit by the foot
Mysticman89: baptized in laudenum
PMAvers: Adam's mad that they didn't bring enough gummies for the entire class.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quick, Dial Earth!
ShaneLeeAtk: That is essentially how my father's mother took care of my sister and I.
druidofspores: that baby is freeloading anyway
hug_master: bruuuuuh
itira: D:
dappercuttlefish: this baby is even more "suh dude"
TheWriterAleph: how is babby died
hug_master: put on some like Pink Floyd er sumthin', maan
satyropodobny: reading rainbooooow
itira: suuuuh deeeewd
RassilonDND: Time to shower in laudnum?
Seth_Erickson: How many times are we gonna have to have this talk DansGame
SquareDotCube: There's a third one of those...
druidofspores: Listen, I know what's what
Raiz0k: @RassilonDND : don't forget the alcohol and morphine.
Arclight_Dynamo: Is it a secret agent who is a dog?
ShaneLeeAtk: On the Halo
BrindleBoar: is it about a dog who is a spy?
HondoTrigger: has anyone ever seen MVP, Most Valuable Primate, its about a chimp that plays hockey
itira: Tobester
Quaseymoto: Adam likes my son's name apparently
RassilonDND: Toby, Tobi, or Tobias?
MinniChii: Toby is a good name
kevenwith2es: Short for Toblerone, as we all know
Juliamon: I'm constantly thrown off by Tasi's cursing. She's not afraid to drop f-bombs all over the place, but can't say Jesus.
ANeMzero: show me ur tobes
Molladia: Best character from West wing
Seth_Erickson: Ashley's always a name I've liked
monakai: Huh, I've never seen Toby as a lady's name.
Lithobraker: The baby gonna pay for rent with life insurance...
ShaneLeeAtk: Topher
MegaDosX: Adam: Agent Toby Banks has Tommy Dreamer in it according to IMDB
Kyir: Like an animorph
GhostValv: I thought tobes were for OnlyFans
Mysticman89: I look forward to a wee little cedric
NimrodXIV: Tobias has been a good name since Animorphs
druidofspores: hell yeah
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: or Tobias from Arrested Development
fiftymcnasty: Tobias Funke
Pteraspidomorphi: I think of arrested development myself
Lithobraker: You say Tobias and I automatically thing you're a red hawk animorph
SquareDotCube: Gereme is also underrated
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dappercuttlefish: tobias best animorph
Makrosian_Tae: Streamer Approved (TM)
SmithKurosaki: Or a Blue Man Group Fan
MegaDosX: Also here's the blurb from IMBD: "Toby appears to be an ordinary dog living the simple put life, but unbeknownst to his family, he moonlights as secret government operative, Agent Toby Barks. "
Seth_Erickson: same
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kunta Kinte
Kyir: cowards
MinniChii: There was a TV show?
Koshindan: I know that reference.
JarofGoats: Hell yeah Ben!!!
MegaDosX: IMDB rather
dappercuttlefish: there's also a supremely broken video game
Arclight_Dynamo: Could have my great-uncle's name: Gualbert. Pronounced "goal-bear."
druidofspores: whoa Deltora Quest!
SmithKurosaki: Animorphs books were great when I was 10
Mister_Hush: There was absolutely a TV show
Lord_ZYRK: yes
monakai: There was. It was very okay.
Mister_Hush: Fuck Animorphs
kuudereingly: we don't talk about the tv show
JarofGoats: Deltora quest apparently has an anime too!
itira: yes there was an animorphs tv show
Svendryn: I think i read all of the Deltora books!
BusTed: That title sounded familiar, but then I realized that I was thinking of Cody Banks. The Frankie Munez movie.
Seth_Erickson: @MegaDosX that's just perry the platypus
Kramburger: Yeah, it had Sean Austin in it
Stripe_dog: There's a video game
Kramburger: *Ashmore
RassilonDND: Animorph backwards freaked me out
druidofspores: great cover art
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: an animorphs TV show with today's effects would be so much better though
Lithobraker: Yes, but it didnt run very long
Abelzumi: you awoke a primal memory babe
Raiz0k: I joke, but this level is pretty much an extended Dark Corners of the Earth reference in terms of the style.
Makrosian_Tae: Ahh, Benicio Deltora, my favorite director
kuudereingly: There's definitely been some uh ... movement in that direction. Also there's a comic coming out
quentastic: It has become puzzle dense before
Seth_Erickson: we were looking to make a joke and there you were
Arclight_Dynamo: "We made a joke, and *you're* the punchline! Welcome, I guess!" Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: Are you calling the Runners, PlaidPosse or the Trogs...WACKY?!?
druidofspores: And that's great!
circusofkirkus: someone decided the joke was worth $5
Lithobraker: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou or it would turn into Cats...
Raiz0k: So it's the Manic Pixie Dream Girl of Twitch communities?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait, are those statues worshipping a squiggly-headed thing?
ANeMzero: I've got like 7 months worth of gift subs for a channel I've never watched and I'm like 90% certain it's a money laundering scheme.
kevenwith2es: brb gonna change my name to "no_plz_goblin"
wolvsbane: katesADS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nothing is too big-brained for Adam "Rapscallion" Savidan
RassilonDND: Is the next emote going to be that lvl 1 goblin?
Makrosian_Tae: @anemzero because if YOU bring 2 friends, and THEY bring 2 friends, you'll multiply your investment 100 fold
Rustpile: wheelerMuldcb
wolvsbane: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF
Mister_Hush: Adam couldn't beat Junimo Kart, idk if he can hit these puzzles
ANeMzero: @Makrosian_Tae That would require me to have 2 friends
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KV1NN4: @Mister_Hush yikes harsh D:
Mister_Hush: just talkin' shit, as is custom, I don't really mean it
Mister_Hush: honestly expected chat to just blow on by lol
itomeshi: Chat never forgets.
itira: ^ truuu tho
energenick: oioioioi, how's everyone doing
druidofspores: I'm just a level one puzzle, plz. Your brain is so strong. 🤣
ShaneLeeAtk: Thunderstruck?
wolvsbane: But you are in black and blue.
ButButTheJesus: OOOH MAMA
Molladia: The way I see it, friends can make fun of each other, you can make fun of yourself, but we're not friends with the LRR people, so consider you would say itt to a stranger
itira: Ben youre wrong :)
Koshindan: Chat is always right.
thehokeypokey: that dude is living rent free in Ben's head
MAPBoardgames: You were WRONG on the INTERNET!
RassilonDND: Quick, someone is wrong on the internet
MegaDosX: Ben! You were wrong on the internet!
gravyJay1: can't anyone do an accurate song cover anymore?
mitomanox: Controversy: AC/DC sounds like AC/DC no matter the song. This is not exactly a compliment, although I like AC/DC
ButButTheJesus: wait, is someone wrong on the internet?
Sogheim: it's all weird alien tech I don't understand
RassilonDND: maybe raise the pyramid to the blue thingy
Raiz0k: Pull the dormant light-cones into the light?
thehokeypokey: Ben didn't get it wrong, he purposefully changed it to avoid DMCA
Arclight_Dynamo: Grab a modem and run around until you see if it conencts to anything?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If I've learned anything from the internet, it's that everyone's always wrong. Ben's just the one who's paid to do it
Raiz0k: No no, the blueish ones.
Pharmacistjudge: eh, both of these boys have free reign to single me out from chat. so I can rib them slightly
Mister_Hush: @mitomanox It's good that AC/DC had an identity and stuck with it.
Raiz0k: You passed one in the corridor.
thraximore: Am I the only one who thinks this place is reminiscent of American high schools?
druidofspores: I should've read the messages above before I posted my joke 😥
Makrosian_Tae: You may be able to group the routers closer together so that one powers the other--only further down the hall
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's a cool triangle
Mister_Hush: the routers LUL
Raiz0k: Yeah, that one!
kumatsu: I've been in and out but what's with the weird-ass college lecture hall
Makrosian_Tae: The red blocks seem like they need the router
thraximore: @kumatsu *gestures vaguely at game design*
Raiz0k: @thraximore : how many levers do you usually have to push to get into class?
Arclight_Dynamo: The power was within you all along :)
Mysticman89: this is where the modem is, now get wifi to the garage
satyropodobny: the triangless of success
druidofspores: I love you all 💖
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: There was the door down the other corridor?
brainbosh: Theres gotta be more then
Raiz0k: Can you rotate the "traffic cones"? Maybe they hit something if you do?
LurkingLuusi: they can
thraximore: baby time
Arclight_Dynamo: They were linking, I thought.
gravyJay1: should try it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: green crystal in those fountain=type things on the walls? maybe those relay power as well?
Duwani1: she is pretty spry for a 7 month pregnant woman
meachamo: I can't believe he doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
Seth_Erickson: can you go up that ladder
Raiz0k: YEah, there was a crystal!
thraximore: @Seth_Erickson there didn't seem to be anything up there
Seth_Erickson: hmm
Fate_Reaper: how's the game?
druidofspores: sounds like Buzzfeed article
quentastic: There's another one in the other room
LurkingLuusi: ben they can route between eachother
Raiz0k: The "reddish" thing on the right after you pass through the corridor.
Seth_Erickson: I just didn't know if we'd seen it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is the hallway we found the cone in, so probably not
satyropodobny: The third triangle was inside you all along! It hurts. A lot.
circusofkirkus: can you open that door?
NavelWarfare: Have we tried daisy-chaining them? There seemed to be a beam between the two
CommandoJE: Was there another set of green pyramids on the far side of the roo?
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Molladia: Pull the one connected further, get the most range out of them
thraximore: With the shimmer coming off of these things we are 1000% getting radiation poisoning
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there are green crystals in that main room
LithelyUnshod: Are you guys excited for the new Bloober game on the 28th?
Mysticman89: can probably power a side path until you find another one, and mayeb another round of that
Seth_Erickson: what if you take the first router out once you've connected the second one
brainbosh: Are there other doors in the main room you can open with the router?
Randoplh: maybe to the right?
Arclight_Dynamo: I swear the routers link to each other. Try bringing the power down the side corridor?
Zu_o: you might as well try getting the other door down the second exit to the power room
Raiz0k: Yeah, I think Ben's right, or there's another mechanism judging by all these gems.
druidofspores: plot twist: the baby is a router
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CommandoJE: Well done
Raiz0k: Huh.
BusTed: Got there.
thraximore: @druidofspores you joke, BUT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oooo, stuff on the walls! let's look at it!
Mister_Hush: Cool lamp!
Arclight_Dynamo: Reading lamp.
Lord_ZYRK: cool lamp
druidofspores: it could happen
gravyJay1: look at the lore
MegaDosX: Baby is kicking
circusofkirkus: they're harmonizing
thraximore: tablet
Nigouki: what story do the murals tell?
thraximore: and theeeeeere's the amnesia tie-in
Seth_Erickson: Stimulus PogChamp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can we look at the murals?
itira: the prostate?
thraximore: memory forgetting juice
dappercuttlefish: wizard viagra
CommandoJE: He was sent into the shadow realm
quentastic: I think that Ayandra might be Alexander from the first game
Mister_Hush: I'm still waiting for this series to link up with Penumbra
brainbosh: No? amnesia drug
Arclight_Dynamo: Human centipede?
Makrosian_Tae: "Stimulation" huh?
Seth_Erickson: yeah this is just the beginning of human centiped
MAPBoardgames: A teapot?
Noodles_15: L A M P
xantos69: What do you mean "Space Viagra"? Prove to me that Viagra isn't already from space!
druidofspores: lamp!
Koshindan: No gods, just dogs!
Noodles_15: I love lamp.
BrindleBoar: a civilization of mothmen
kalira77: gdqLamp
Lithobraker: If you give it to Mitch Mcconnell he forgets about the $600 and passes another stimulus package Kappa
Seth_Erickson: they appear to be space lamps
RassilonDND: The eternal fight between belopa and lamp
Raiz0k: No Dogs, No Kings, Only Möth.
thraximore: flamps, if you will
Lord_ZYRK: A dark one
SilentOptimist: turn on the lamps, thus you are man
ttam809: it's a cheese cutter
PMAvers: There's only one thing worth praising, and that's BELOPA. Heretics!
druidofspores: spoiler: the baby is a lamp
Zu_o: those are 3d printed chopsticks
Makrosian_Tae: Is it a sound puzzle?
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe they're teaching you a sound puzzle
Saintnex: no gods or kings, only BELOPA
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so you erase people's memories so you can keep scaring them to get the vitae without giving them (too much) trauma?
Makrosian_Tae: Belopa!!
Seth_Erickson: belopa is one of those jokes I'll never get
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe teaching you that those crystals can be used as relays?
SilentOptimist: aren't they the source of the light?
Arclight_Dynamo: How about down the other side passage? Another router in there?
Raiz0k: Yeah, there was a click there.
Seth_Erickson: can we leap frog the very first one now?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it looks like there's a similar green crystal in this lecture hall area
Lithobraker: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou if you don't erase their memories they start complaining about boring jump scares
druidofspores: At least there's no red oobleck in here
Makrosian_Tae: You need a 4th one?
gravyJay1: try stretch it out
RassilonDND: guessing you either need a 4th one or you need to move the first one closer
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's an unlit crystal in that lecture hall over by the ladder
Saintnex: do we need the one at the entrance to be there?
circusofkirkus: broken teleporter
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe once the green ones are lit you can remove the first one?
RedPhoenixCasts: so how much nope did we get today?
Seth_Erickson: Can we leap frog our very first one without it turning off?
druidofspores: listen baby, you gotta be the 4th router
SilentOptimist: can't you move the one at the entrance
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess not
MrOrange1987: Are the three pylons the same or could they go in another order?
Seth_Erickson: ok so no dang
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah that one
circusofkirkus: can we extend the second modem now?
circusofkirkus: move it closer?
Makrosian_Tae: Can you do anything with the power crystal in the main room? What if you knocked it loose and moved IT around?
Arclight_Dynamo: Sooo... walkthrough?
Randoplh: Try upstairs
BrindleBoar: yeah but have you gazed at it lovingly Kappa
brainbosh: Can you take a modem upstairs?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is it a line of sight thing?
circusofkirkus: LUL
circusofkirkus: vidya games
druidofspores: well done!
PMAvers: I mean, it's a game of inches.
Koshindan: sergeOffByOne inch.
wolvsbane: that's what she said
SilentOptimist: let there be light!
Randoplh: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Arclight_Dynamo: "We needed a half inch more" - sounds like my first time.
GhostValv: D:
Mysticman89: we're all now network administrators!
druidofspores: aw heck 😭
Transmuted_Elf: Yay! transm8Yay
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: engage the powerpoint!
Lithobraker: Alien PowerPoint
theonlybarber: GET IN!
Raiz0k: Oh no, is this Pathologic 3?
Seth_Erickson: I don't like that
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: um
Saintnex: uhhhh
thraximore: that seems ominous
SilentOptimist: wrong... lever...?
ANeMzero: it hl2 now
NightWingMistHawk: OH RIGHT this scene.
meachamo: it's...Monsters, Inc?
Kipstar: HUG CAGE!
theonlybarber: ha a pipi
Koshindan: peener
itira: weenie
satyropodobny: pener
Makrosian_Tae: Time for an intergalactic TED talk
RassilonDND: Is this better than the original?
Seth_Erickson: I have no idea what's happening
dappercuttlefish: bepis
circusofkirkus: scan the peener
zeldakid1999: Dangly little peen
Nigouki: is this the smallest ding-a-ling of the game so far?
Mister_Hush: It's like an old Resident Evil game, because this developer is stuck in 1998
druidofspores: he really does
Raiz0k: :D
NightWingMistHawk: It looks like an XRAY machine or somethin
BusTed: That tracks.
SilentOptimist: looks like it has eyes!
satyropodobny: canonically cold room
magical_writer: I must have misheard, but it sounded to me like Adam said "This game is less scary then fibbage."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we need to get scanned?
Lithobraker: @magical_writer he said cribbage Kappa
Electrodyne: I am the chosen one a'ight
Transmuted_Elf: wrong lever Cronc!
gravyJay1: you'r more supposed to be creeped out by the alien machines i think and wonder they were for
ttam809: do you not follow the thing into the next room?
Seth_Erickson: maybe we need to be up there to replace the statue
metaphics: this is almost as good as Discover My Body
thraximore: I don't think that was a statue
druidofspores: sweet, free xray
Mysticman89: engage the cage
NightWingMistHawk: Get in the cage Marty
circusofkirkus: we needed to see the demo
NavelWarfare: I think you need to get in cage
theonlybarber: GET IN!
MegaDosX: You'll finally learn if the baby is an alien
Nigouki: oh hey, it's the HL2 citadel part
Makrosian_Tae: GIT
thraximore: Seems like it
satyropodobny: hey, it's half life 2!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: :o
Seth_Erickson: me neither
Mister_Hush: It's also Quake 4!
Easilycrazyhat: WHAT? How do I unsub?
zeldakid1999: me neither
Gizmoloid: So I guess we'll see something freaky on baby xray
fastlane250: jolliErr jolliOr
Arclight_Dynamo: If you try to play it, just play Black Mesa instead.
aleunwolfe: This one game is so many games
Raiz0k: HERETIC.
itira: scaaaan
philippekav: wow shitting on all my favorite game will ya
Nigouki: time to see our monster baby
Mister_Hush: System Shock 2 is a very old game and it definitely shows.
Mysticman89: I have system shock classic and remaster on sateam, I should see what their dealio is
gravyJay1: half life 2 is a stone cold classic
thraximore: oh man
Sogheim: OMG Shodan would be very angry
itira: de bebe
TheWriterAleph: congratulations, it's a BELOPA
Makrosian_Tae: Oh no
ButButTheJesus: BEN
Seth_Erickson: LUL
zeldakid1999: Clap
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
Easilycrazyhat: That's an old man face...
Koshindan: It's like a belly tail.
Mysticman89: its a sayan!
josh___something: bEN...
Raiz0k: :D
itira: its the babys weenus
thraximore: Ben :|
dappercuttlefish: learning anatomy with ben
NightWingMistHawk: Mr. Ulmer, have you...ever seen a baby before?
Seth_Erickson: this baby has a front facing tail DansGame
Easilycrazyhat: An old man with a fumanchu
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, are you a lizard person.
Arclight_Dynamo: "And *what* a boy!" "That's the umbilical cord, Mr. Simpson."
Saintnex: I mean
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
aleunwolfe: Classic front tail
MinniChii: Breech baby....
Electrodyne: I'm really enjoying this Canadian Doctor Visit Simulator game
satyropodobny: so that's what gyno appointments are like
MegaDosX: "Oh, it's a boy. And what a boy!" "Uh, that's the umbilical cord."
RassilonDND: fantasy rays were probably not good for the baby
Raiz0k: Unfortunately, the baby has been now fatally exposed to eldritch radiation.
MrOrange1987: It’s a boy. And what a boy!
itira: i dont like it
TheWriterAleph: chicken wing, chicken wing
Kipstar: you don't have hands?
circusofkirkus: E X T E R M I N A T E
kalira77: not breech. babies only turn downward when they're close to birth.
Mister_Hush: Hey ghost alien
Koshindan: Parasite detected!
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, see that's yer problem right there. You got a baby
Seth_Erickson: this is System of a Down's origin story :O
satyropodobny: Sorry ma'am, your baby has wraiths
MinniChii: it's a parasite!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh right Alys had a wasting disease of some kind
Sogheim: no thank you, ghost alien mom
circusofkirkus: skateboards away
Seth_Erickson: that's the right band isn't it
Arclight_Dynamo: Ride the cage through?
MegaDosX: Spirit said follow
Mister_Hush: She said follow her
Seth_Erickson: back into the pod
Raiz0k: Follow her Ben!
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Makrosian_Tae: Ride the cage
circusofkirkus: keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times
SilentOptimist: time to see the doctor
Lithobraker: It's like a TSA scanner
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itira: weeeee
Mistborn83: are the knomes in the background controlling this as well
satyropodobny: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou It's a renewable resource
matthaus_c: reverse nice sub hype
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @satyropodobny technically accurate yet still upsetting
thraximore: this is totes gonna drop ya
thraximore: LUL
Mistborn83: damit
matthaus_c: is powersliding okay when you have a baby
Seth_Erickson: what was that on the ground back there
Sogheim: hold on, the aliens used human fear as electricity? Monsters Inc. is gonna sue someone
Laserbeaks_Fury: Let the bodies hit the floor
xantos69: When I go through airport security I just try to make it as weird for them as it is for me. A simple "Like what you see?" normally does the trick.
Koshindan: That's what I say every time I have to go to the grocery store.
satyropodobny: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou What? Sustainability?
thraximore: @matthaus_c increases the risk of the baby being RADICAL
SquareDotCube: At least we don't have radiation poisoning
Electrodyne: If you see a withered old pile of bones next to a coffin, DON'T PICK IT UP
druidofspores: yesterday was my birthday, and I'm eating the last piece of my cake 😊
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Sogheim I did not make that connection before and now I'm very upset
Mister_Hush: What are you trying to pronounce?
Makrosian_Tae: Say-tear
Pteraspidomorphi: I did not understand the question
Electrodyne: I learned that last night
MegaDosX: Adam wants to know how to pronounce satyropodobny's name
LithelyUnshod: Hey Ben, you have popcorn. You can perform Floor Corn!
Koshindan: And the ghost of Leif Erikson as a stand.
Dog_of_Myth: Also 68 gnomes
circusofkirkus: also Paul and Beej convinced Adam to open 5 mummy tombs in a row, which proceeds to kill him
satyropodobny: eh, close enough
Saintnex: no we got the hair falling and red spots condition lol
Mysticman89: you've got a pretty goodd take on it imo
Faulpyr: We learned from Pokemon that you don't REALLY need a radiation suit...
Juliamon: Let's not forget the time you rubbed an oily imp all over yourself in front of 68 gnomes
satyropodobny: it's polish. good luck
Mysticman89: just pop some rad away and you'll be fine
MegaDosX: I like how Ben's just resolutely ignoring the game reminding him about checking the baby to help sanity
NavelWarfare: That looks friendly
Pteraspidomorphi: satyropodobny: Just you saying that helps tbh
matthaus_c: satyr-oop-oh-d'aubigny
itira: franch
circusofkirkus: just hanging in there
satyropodobny: now say szksypcze
Nigouki: now we're in the Waster Processing level of Half-Life
SquareDotCube: clearly it's the language of love
SilentOptimist: Julie d'Aubigny?
circusofkirkus: It's actually pronounced Susie
BrindleBoar: LUL
MegaDosX: Ben pls
Mysticman89: you could say syszygy, that's english
Seth_Erickson: LUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
druidofspores: oof
magical_writer: Still miss it.
mira_april1979: lrrSPOT
ttam809: I still think Ben's Sacer Bleu is my favorite friday night's joike
Raiz0k: No, it's Polish "SAH-tehr-oh-pahd-ohb-neh".
ttam809: joke
gualdhar: DUDE, I had forgotten that pain
Arclight_Dynamo: Firefly was great at the time. I'm not sure it holds up.
Makrosian_Tae: Here's your trophy
Arclight_Dynamo: And Serenity is... extant.
Mistborn83: damn right
NavelWarfare: Serenity hurts
druidofspores: and there's the graphic novels
Raiz0k: Lit. "like a Satyr".
Molladia: I want to watch again, but I get sad immediately
itira: Youtube is going to be so confused
Raiz0k: ^just there ben
circusofkirkus: I didn't come here to learn
Lord_ZYRK: Hoofed for the very first time?
mira_april1979: gone
7gorobei: its only 14 ep
Mister_Hush: I don't know how well Firefly holds up anymore, I haven't seen it in years
LithelyUnshod: Well.
thraximore: It's a bit of a meme
PaperDoopliss: It's pretty pulpy and non-tragic
jessieimproved: It got popular after it got canceled
xantos69: The show isn't sad until the movie.
strebenherz: Good evening
Juliamon: Definitely nothing to do with Wash.
Makrosian_Tae: They're sad that it's gone
Pteraspidomorphi: Disney's making a new one, right?
Mister_BlueSky: A lot of missed potentially great episodes.
BrindleBoar: there are sad moments in it, but mostly it's just a fun show
Mistborn83: it was never given its due
Molladia: Well there is that 1 VERY sad episode
serramarkov: OMG, Firefly rules. My best friend took me to see Serenity on my birthday.
Seth_Erickson: this is strange dialogue
Lithobraker: They're sad that it got Wash-ed out
matthaus_c: I cut 'er thro't
Electrodyne: Cheer100 After you watch Serenity, you can yell "I am a Leif on the wind, watch how I'm sore" when you play Gnomes 100 Dragons 0
Questhere: the show what a like a leaf on the wind
metaphics: Porphyria's Lover
druidofspores: 😬
kalira77: only a few eps and Fox aired a bunch out of order because the first episode wasn't "exciting" enough
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sounds like killing an animal before winter
NavelWarfare: @Lithobraker Why would you say that? Why would say such hurtful things? :D
MyBuddySuperfly: oh man, not my throat
Makrosian_Tae: Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Seth_Erickson: We have refrigerators Gloria we don't need blood sacrifices anymore
Arclight_Dynamo: Any Idahomies in chat?
PMAvers: Old country recipe. What old country? MINE.
otherguymikey: gloria you're actively smoking in this wendy's you cant
strebenherz: "Why are you using that accent, we're in Idaho" killed me
Lithobraker: I would like to test out long time nuclear waste warning messages with a dnd game, I suspect they would prove to be counterproductive
Seth_Erickson: It's above Utah
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the worst thing about Firefly's treatment by Fox is that they had done the exact same things to Space: Above and Beyond just a few years earlier
strebenherz: It's a northern boring state known for potatoes
Raiz0k: Where do we keep it? On the burner!
circusofkirkus: Idaho is where the potatoes come from
ttam809: No, Iowa
CommiePuddin: Potato country!
Seth_Erickson: next to wyoming
BrindleBoar: it's where potatoes come from
MyBuddySuperfly: oh no
Pteraspidomorphi: Not far from you
Dog_of_Myth: That's Iowa
gualdhar: the most boring state is nebraska.
fastlane250: Have you even HEARD of Iowa?
itira: Wyoming is the most boring state
metaphics: Iowa
matthaus_c: Idaho is the one that's shaped like a dick
xantos69: That's Montana.
11toaman: Next door to Washington
CommiePuddin: Between Washington State and Montana
strebenherz: Idaho is the kind of state where people from Idaho say it's boring
ButButTheJesus: Khajiit has fine meat for your borger
Spacepup: Ohio is the most boring state, it's why so many of them go to space to get away from it.
spethycakes: Iowa isn't boring :(
Juliamon: Idaho is the potato state
DentedPockets: Does anyone in Canada know where Idaho is?!
Koshindan: Iowa has corn. Wyoming has nothing.
circusofkirkus: I see your Iowa and raise you Nebraska
Mister_Hush: They're all fucking boring, fuck the States
TheAinMAP: Hey.
Molladia: I thought Kansas was boring
Nigouki: Idahomies sound like Duncan Idaho fanboys
Arclight_Dynamo: Idaho actually borders eastern BC.
thraximore: No way this doesn't backfire horribly
spethycakes: Montana is boring
Lithobraker: @NavelWarfare others must know my pain
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: What you need to know about Idaho is that the Army put their Nuclear Reactor Test Facility out there so that if anything went wrong, nothing of value would be lost.
tenthtechpriest: montana is a myth
Manae: If it's in the midwest it's probably boring
metaphics: Florida ain't boring, it's crazy af
MyBuddySuperfly: Montana is where Hannah comes from
satyropodobny: Well, it sure ain't Kansas
Mistborn83: Underrated state is missouri
strebenherz: "Nothing of value would be lost"
itira: PO-TAY-TO
Makrosian_Tae: Vitae is this univers's Soylent Green I'm guessing?
LithelyUnshod: Hank Green lives in Montana
otherguymikey: idaho, the potato state that doesn't have as many as Washington Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: @Eille_k LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing says "excitement" to Ben like a potato
Mistborn83: I mean it is the god damn show me state
Seth_Erickson: potatoes are god's perfect food
Mister_BlueSky: They're all boring if you live in the right place. :)
DentedPockets: Serge also didn't know where Idaho was.
drawnbinary: Manitoba's the boring one
Spacepup: 24 Astronauts were born in Ohio. It's so boring they leave the planet to get away.
ANeMzero: I drove all the way across Montana and all I got was disappointment and regret
SilentOptimist: ive had disapointing fries
Koshindan: Tuber out of ten.
strebenherz: As a resident of missouri I feel confident in casting severe shade onto anything and everything related to the state of misouri
Dog_of_Myth: Montana at least has mountains.
PharaohBender27: @Mister_Hush There's some odd subtext in it that . . . doesn't quite hold up. Long story short, Joss Wheddon's inspiration for the whole show in part was from him reading the historical novel about Gettyburg "The Killer Angels," and so the whole "Browncoats who want local rule vs. Bluecoats who are more for centralization" narrative in Firefly is a little problematic in context
Lithobraker: South Dakota has nuclear silos because it's supposed to be a missile sponge.
partsofmanny: lol sizzler can do it
matthaus_c: potato is the best food because it says pot in it
Raiz0k: Potatoes are essentially the "be careful of who you call ugly in High School" of food ingredients.
Arclight_Dynamo: Look, all I'm sayin' is that, for potato-places, PEI beats the pants off Idaho.
itira: Saskatchewan ... also... sucks.. lol
Eille_k: Iowa's highest point is in a corn field.
lamina5432: except if you miss roots growning in one potato and eat it
SquareDotCube: Ennui is the most boring state
metaphics: What about Sasketchewan?
AThiefsTARDIS: If you want to kick a beehive, say anything negative about Philly, youll never be allowed back, but youll piss someone off
druidofspores: Texas has...racists as far as the eye can see. it sucks here.
circusofkirkus: only because of the bunny hugs
matthaus_c: Saskatchewan at least exists, Manitoba is an urban legend
drawnbinary: I'm from Manitoba (which was the joke). Thompson honks
Lithobraker: @Raiz0k potatoes and corn are the power couple of foods
Cartographers_Ink: Excuse me!!!! Manitoba is not bad!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: See, as an Ontarian, I remember Manitoba and forget Saskatchewan.
meachamo: If potatoes don't get your motor running, maybe the doomsday preppers and militias will do it for you.
SmithKurosaki: OI
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if you say anything negative about Philly everyone from there will agree with you, then tell you to get out and stay out
theonlybarber: Actually is
SilentOptimist: in Quebec we have a song about how Manitoba is boring
Lithobraker: Compared to New Brunswick?
Electrodyne: Having lived in Montana, and made the acquaintance of several nice gals who came down from Alberta, both places are nice 🙂
Raiz0k: @Lithobraker : alternatively, beets instead of corn.
dappercuttlefish: thunder bay sucks
circusofkirkus: The baby text
Boon_33: Iowa is the land where whenever they looked over a new horizon someone would say lets's build X, and they would burn that person at the stake and plant more soy fields instead.
Mister_Hush: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, that's about what I figured. I've been thinking about Nathan Fillion and how his career basically went from Confederate Fantasy to Copaganda, and it's kinda really sad 'cause I used to like him.
Arclight_Dynamo: New Brunswick is just discount Nova Scotia.
MyBuddySuperfly: what about that new land they've found?
Molladia: Lets go fishing in Quebec.
Seth_Erickson: Oh Kemi
LithelyUnshod: Churchill with the polar bears?
Cartographers_Ink: Okay... I can believe Manitoba in forgetting it, but that means it doesn't suck like Alberta
drawnbinary: Manitoba has 3-4 cities: Winnipeg, Brandon and Thompson and I think Churchill?
ihopebobsclericdies: Saskatchewan may be fairly flat in most places but it has its perks
MegaDosX: Kemi hit Reply All
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh god, they hit "Reply All"
druidofspores: great smfishin in quebec
Koshindan: Like in Star Trek when they always walk everywhere to hand off a padd instead of just emailing it.
MyBuddySuperfly: jumpscare!
thraximore: oh look a power source
philippekav: then Kevin will reply all : damn it ! stop using reply all
LightingExpert13: wonder how much of the viewership in whole of lrr is from Canada?
Mistborn83: who is your fav non lrr canidan question is to both Ben and Adam
itira: Saskatchewan is so boring that no one moves there... they only move away
satyropodobny: what about the pirates?
Seth_Erickson: Are Bunny Hugs a purely Saskatchewan saying?
Faulpyr: Oklahoma had "Oklahoma is OK"
Pteraspidomorphi: Koshindan: Human contact is good for you!
SquareDotCube: Kansas is so boring, the city that shares its name is in the state beside it Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: "Skies not dead, eh?"
ANeMzero: @Koshindan My favorite was the Voyager episodes after they made contact with star fleet, where you had people running crates of Padds around to deliver mail.
Cartographers_Ink: Manitoba is meh, Winnipeg has a great arts scene, theatre, music, etc
Raiz0k: Saskatchewan has pirates?
MyBuddySuperfly: it's Adam, I bet
serramarkov: Even indoors?
circusofkirkus: more refugees in Victoria?
Koshindan: Not during 2020/2021. @Pteraspidomorphi
SilentOptimist: didn't Saskatchewan have the motto "hard to spell, easy to draw"
LithelyUnshod: He was a Roughrider?
Arclight_Dynamo: The *worst* motto I have ever heard is Ottawa's former marketing motto. See, we have a tech sector and tourism. So the motto was "Technically Beautiful."
tenthtechpriest: "brother!"
drawnbinary: All I know about Saskatchewan is that my great-grandma takes a bus to the casino there
thraximore: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Koshindan: 2020 simply taught us just how important
otherguymikey: no matter where you are in seskatchewan, you can see seskatchewan
satyropodobny: @Raiz0k there's a song and everything
drawnbinary: doesn't Alberta have that sick dinosaur museum?
Arclight_Dynamo: @drawnbinary In Drumheller, yes.
elkae: Drumheller!
kalira77: now i know how the LRR crew feel when Americans talk about our states lol. I have no frame of reference for this.
Milocw: my fav joke about Saskatchewan as a kind was "So flat everyone is your neighbor."
drawnbinary: I want those glow-in-the-dark dinosaur coins from Drumheller :P
itira: oh no
Juliamon: uh oh
Seth_Erickson: in comes the Land Lady
monakai: I am on pins and needles
tenthtechpriest: oh NO
GhostValv: oh no
Arclight_Dynamo: HAHAHAHA
itira: NO
SmoreThanAFeelin: OH NO
NimrodXIV: oh no
Juliamon: OH NO
PharaohBender27: O_o
Lord_ZYRK: ?????????????
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Easilycrazyhat: wait...what?!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh No
ButButTheJesus: katesOh
itira: jesusssss
BusTed: seabatYIKES
matthaus_c: oh NO
fastlane250: Y I K E S
spethycakes: oh noooooo
monakai: noooooooo
dappercuttlefish: HUH
YawnLance: Noooooooo
MyBuddySuperfly: OUCH
SmithKurosaki: ummm
itira: OMGGGGG
PharaohBender27: OH NNNNOOOOOOOO
xantos69: icky
Mister_Hush: Oh nooooooooo
BrokenGolem: lrrFRUMP
strebenherz: ohhh nooooooo
dappercuttlefish: Y I K E S
josh___something: Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Serpens77: dig UP, stupid
ClankyLily: w o w
Bearudite: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Makrosian_Tae: Nooooooooooo
MegaDosX: Dig up, woman
itira: fuccckkkk
n3ther: OMG
YawnLance: NOOOOO
Arclight_Dynamo: NONONO
Transmuted_Elf: how deep can this whole go
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: holy crap wasn't that a joke on The Colbert Report
infinity_225: Wooooow
Raiz0k: xD
monakai: aggghhhhh
elkae: no no no
SmoreThanAFeelin: no no no no no
Makrosian_Tae: Gaaaahhhhhh
metaphics: what a pleasant compliment
Sogheim: oh nooooo
NimrodXIV: stop stop stop
tenthtechpriest: BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
elkae: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
xantos69: s t o p d i g g i n g
Drathak: WOW doubling down and doubling down again
satyropodobny: she meant well
Questhere: dip Up dig UP
Makrosian_Tae: !uptime
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itira: the cringeeee
spethycakes: NotLikeThis
SerGarretCameron: I'm dead of embarassment.
Easilycrazyhat: Oh god
josh___something: The secondhand embarassment HURTS
magical_writer: I can't stop cringing at hearing that.
Kipstar: ohmygod
MegaDosX: You just made all of Twitch chat cringe into a singularity there, well done
n3ther: NotLikeThis
GhostValv: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
quentastic: Oh my God
Serpens77: they got the place... but do they WANT it after that?
otherguymikey: that's a game over bud
PharaohBender27: PSA: "Color Blindness" is the ultimate white privilege
thekrausshaus: how deep can that hole go?
Raiz0k: Spreading the cringe.
Dog_of_Myth: Digging those holes
ButButTheJesus: katesSweat
ttam809: That's so uncomfy
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: where's that Crapshot
texasman208: thats a big ole yikes dog
quillilian: 0-yikes in AHHH
MyBuddySuperfly: anyone else remember that crapshot about exactly that?
Koshindan: You never read the tablet.
itira: benginFacepalm
SmithKurosaki: She wasn't just thinking about holes, she was digging
PharaohBender27: And I type that as someone who bought into that nonsense as a teenager
PMAvers: Digging such a big hole we might as well call them James Turner.
Laserbeaks_Fury: EXTERMINATE!
itira: wiggle waggle
Makrosian_Tae: That cringe is so powerful Professor X scouted it for his school
YawnLance: Just wanted to get outta that room like you wanted out of that conversation
Lord_ZYRK: Drumheller *lightning strikes* *horses whinny*
Seth_Erickson: the cambrian
Seth_Erickson: is that right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Cambrian Explosion, probably
kainvalentine: it's still there
Lord_ZYRK: yesss
Raiz0k: @satyropodobny : "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"? A shanty even, by the sound of it!
drawnbinary: I haven't been there since like 2001 and it slapped so hard
itira: I went there as a kid and i was super boooooored.... i feel like id be FAR more interested now. lol
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump!! I know about that from Dave Barry!!
Seth_Erickson: Yeah pretty sure it's the Cambrian Area
Saintnex: It really is, pretty long ride tho :p
Seth_Erickson: Era*
BrindleBoar: ah yes, the Alberta DMZ
MegaDosX: Accorded Neutral Territory
texasman208: our neutral ground was the Cracker Barrel
Koshindan: Alberta, the Neutral Zone.
PharaohBender27: @PMAvers I know you kid, but let's please not associate lrrJAMES with that kind of tone-deafness
metaphics: Is there much variety in Canadian accents based on the province?
philippekav: What about the Tyrrell museum ?
strebenherz: divorced parent kid transfers are like a high tension football pass
Sogheim: how boring are these tablets that you're distracted by Alberta?
satyropodobny: @Raiz0k obviously they'd want to warn you of the scourge plaguing the waters
Saintnex: @metaphics depends?
Neddy471: That's... kinda dark.
itira: "nice signal asshole"
philippekav: nah it's in the badlands
Seth_Erickson: most museums are pretty cool
Dog_of_Myth: \o/
FerociousPeach: the Tyrrell museum is the one in Drumheller
Arclight_Dynamo: @metaphics Yes, especially in the east.
Seth_Erickson: some are fantastic though
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know how many people in chat are...old enough? remember Dave Barry, but he was and is fuckin' hilarious and he did a whole column about Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump and I haven't thought about that in DECADES
Lord_ZYRK: Yo wanna listen to some Pink Floyd records and drop some Teoti later
LithelyUnshod: The ROM in Toronto is my happy place
MAPBoardgames: The Flow must flow.
itira: \o/
ihopebobsclericdies: i think it's been closed for a while now but Reptile World was dope too
drawnbinary: I think Manitoba has a place where you can help dig for fossils
GhostValv: rough day
Seth_Erickson: nice bowl don't know about the hole in the side though kappa
Electrodyne: Has this gone from a horror game, to a Satisfactory game?
itira: DJ Atharu
Seth_Erickson: ah yes Idar
Neddy471: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I think I remember that one... ages ago. Stopped reading his stuff because I feared he would make the jump to either "Old Man Yells at Cloud" or Trumpian.
Raiz0k: @satyropodobny : I'm mildly embarrassed that I had to double-check the NA map to see if I interpreted the joke correctly.
TheWriterAleph: DJ Table Turner
drawnbinary: "cycle of pain" is a new one for shark week
Seth_Erickson: That's what it's like standing on your feet Kappa
Abelzumi: fart school
Lord_ZYRK: Sitting on a pile of money and not doing anything with it? Yeah, we call them the 1%
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Neddy471 actually he dipped from weekly humor writing about...10? 15? years ago, but comes out every year to write a year in review for WaPo. I don't know what he does these days but he's still very funny.
itira: Zyrk LUL
Seth_Erickson: I like your funny words Magic Man
Electrodyne: I thar you too
Mister_Hush: You love this shit, Adam, it's just like that book you always recommend
meachamo: You think those emails are templated or they have to type those salutations every time?
HundreydAundre: So this whole world of mess we've seen was supposed to be a civilization?
SmithKurosaki: @drawnbinary There's another good one about dishonour, but it's a little more dark
PMAvers: It's like they were asked "what's the name of your favorite Magic deck"
Abelzumi: Why is it that only my stupidest comments get acknowledged
Mister_Hush: Fuckin' Malazan or whatever, proper nouns and no context for 500 pages
Seth_Erickson: Must just be unlucky
MyBuddySuperfly: "son, bus is coming"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait what are the drawings on the walls? Ben! I need lore!
thraximore: THANK YOU adam
Abelzumi: It's like the gods pluck me from the idiot gachapon
HundreydAundre: Wow. Not even the gods survived....
drawnbinary: On proper nouns, I have had to explain wtf Belopa is to everyone who comes to my house and questions the abomination on my mantelpiece
Raiz0k: @Abelzumi : 1. Get used to it. 2. "Stupid"? It's a great one!
itira: Ben and Adam zero in on dumb jokes @Abelzumi
BrindleBoar: those veins getting serious
tenthtechpriest: did somebody say thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker?
jessieimproved: this is very stargate
Dog_of_Myth: WutFace
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: not really. More in the same general vein of "humans were once subject to an alien civilization"
Spacepup: I liked the Bone Ships. There were a lot of proper nouns but it was easy to intuit what they meant and it felt like listing to a lot of nautical terms I only kind of understood anyway.
ShaneLeeAtk: That scans
Seth_Erickson: they have blinders on for the good jokes from the folks like me and Zyrk Kappa
HundreydAundre: uh oh. Uh notha battery...
Electrodyne: and Spader, and French Stewart
Abelzumi: COME. ON.
Koshindan: It has Stargate vibes, especially the architecture and Atlantis.
strebenherz: "To spin the gachapon, a japanese word meaning dissapointment engine!"
megaRammy is continuing the Gift Sub they got from 3and4fifths!
satyropodobny: And that's your sister's conjoined triangles of success
DRMagnify: praise be to claw
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the architecture does have SGA vibes
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I suspect this is tied to a thing from the first Amnesia game: Namely, (IIRC) the aliens rely on a substance that can only be created on Earth by "tortured humans," and there's a need to wipe the tortureds' memories because otherwise they'll get used to their suffering and that will dilute the substance
Seth_Erickson: you're joke is the one to be ridiculed Kappa
otherguymikey: ugh I'm a common and I accept it
Spacepup: Hey Adam, talk more about Malazan, I'm always looking for more Fantasy series to get into.
Talin06: basically yes Adam it has the same plot outline as Stargate
Sogheim: what did you do, Ben?!
Raiz0k: The more of this level I see, the more it looks like Dwemer ruins from Skyrim.
Neddy471: Ah, Ben, you done fucked up.
itira: ahhh
matthaus_c: it's very polite of them to have actual visible lines of sight
BusTed: do not want
PharaohBender27: O_o
strebenherz: Nope!
Mister_Hush: Hey I don't like that thing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: n ono nono nONOONO
Seth_Erickson: don't know about those face flaps
NightWingMistHawk: Big ol' nope right there mates
eric_christian_berg: String Cheese Man!
fastlane250: That was ew
Raiz0k: Well, not this part.
elkae: Zoom Flaps!
HundreydAundre: Euuuwwwww..... this is how this happens...
Neddy471: Wait, what, was that a Vulva face?
Arclight_Dynamo: Wibblemouth.
matthaus_c: intentional death
spethycakes: That was a No, Thank You moment
Makrosian_Tae: Super gross
Abelzumi: It's the Macrame vs Mama fight. Mama-crame.
strebenherz: Did you just become indoctrinated?
drawnbinary: I wanna see a sick baseline played on that dudes gross face
Gizmoloid: what a flappy boy
Molladia: It's probably too mainstream but how does Adam feel about the Riftwar Saga? Raymond Feist
Makrosian_Tae: Damn, this shit take FOR-EVER
quentastic: The architecture is also like the dwemer from Skyrim
PharaohBender27: (Vince McMahon voice) She's so vascular!
Seth_Erickson: why did aliens need wooden masks?
Mister_Hush: Space Egypt is well worn territory, idk if it started with Stargate
satyropodobny: to shoot tears
GhostValv: :O
Electrodyne: so there
quentastic: Don't forget to pick up the the power node thing
Makrosian_Tae: That "fuck you" was so real LUL
Raiz0k: @quentastic : hah, literally said that (about the Dwemer) 2 minutes ago. Glad to see I'm not the only one to see the resemblance.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think...I think that power is being produced by a human who is in that little pod there.
Abelzumi: I know the dildo jokes are obvious, but c'mon. Look at it.
quentastic: :)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Are we supposed to manipulate that giant map thing on the wall?
Makrosian_Tae: You need additional pylons
PMAvers: It's kind of funny how Nasus is actually better served by just going on the offensive and murdering everyone normally than solo-farming.
Raincoast_Bear: Het Ben! What's the name of this game? I can never remember...
Seth_Erickson: how do you know what it is?
Neddy471: @Seth_Erickson What does God need with a Starship?
Seth_Erickson: it looks nothing like a mode of transport
Lithobraker: If this game turns into GTAliens all is forgiven
Transmuted_Elf: the deaths might be pushing you foward but it may effect the overall outcome of the story
Seth_Erickson: he's got travel somehow @Neddy471 why not in advanced cool tech
satyropodobny: you can hijack cars, but there's only one car
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are they doing a Senua's Sacrifice?
matthaus_c: and then you have to drive a stolen helicopter with your baby kicking
RayFK: Ah, so it did end up being alien bullshit?
Abelzumi: Hi, dad!
PharaohBender27: UM
Makrosian_Tae: Ocupado, bruh
quentastic: So we want to heal the baby right?
matthaus_c: hehehehe, peener
satyropodobny: another cold room
Lord_ZYRK: Little cold in here, eh bud?
MyBuddySuperfly: Agrippa doesn't need that
Pteraspidomorphi: So there's a guy in a jar
Abelzumi: First the idiot gachapon, now the Mans gachapon
satyropodobny: tap the glass
Nigouki: yeah, this is just an overcomplicated person in a jar
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that guy is powering the room now I think
Nigouki: don't let them out!
Seth_Erickson: gotta put another quarter in the macine
matthaus_c: so we know which side of the Savi-Quandary she's in
druidofspores: reminds me of the first Prey game
HundreydAundre: oh gawd...
HundreydAundre: That's it.
SajuukSjet: iirc, you picked up something just before bringing the battering into the room, when you were at the glass with the match
drawnbinary: slap a toonie in there
HundreydAundre: That's the vitae.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: push that button to scare him
quentastic: there are some mural s on the wall
Sogheim: try it!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: check the wall murals?
Lithobraker: Uh oh, we gonna hurt this dude aren't we
DarkMorford: It's Portal!
HundreydAundre: I'm kind of figuring it out somehow. (or not...)
Seth_Erickson: do it
Lord_ZYRK: It's either blueraz blast, or orange mango
Lord_ZYRK: You only get one drink for the ride
matthaus_c: if the red one is bad I'll eat my apartment keys
Makrosian_Tae: It's the same color as the button after all
Drathak: Alien IT puzzle!
BusTed: Ouch.
Makrosian_Tae: But the panel shows water drops
Mysticman89: water produces face spider?
HundreydAundre: yep.
PharaohBender27: Called it!
GamesAndInk: Adam when he's playing a game: "I will spend the rest of the stream grinding this puzzle till I solve it." Adam when Ben's playing "Ehhhhh" :P
Mister_Hush: You have to turn her into vitae
Koshindan: Saving them? Is this the Companion Dude?
BusTed: Time to torture them for our baby.
Lord_ZYRK: PIVO. Pain in vitae out.
Mister_Hush: gross
satyropodobny: that's just bloodletting with extra steps
HundreydAundre: Steps
HundreydAundre: They are steps
Makrosian_Tae: "Shoot the dog"
Lord_ZYRK: satyropodobny HahaThink
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think you have to put the pain instrument on the arms
jessieimproved: well they said "Crops"
Raincoast_Bear: Claw tool on arm?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like if you wanted to do the stabby one you need to install the daggers
Drathak: Stab, Fire, Juice
Raiz0k: Oh crap, is that a "you must torture this guy" scene?
HundreydAundre: You need them in order.
HundreydAundre: From left to right.
SilentOptimist: the water one looks like waterboarding
quentastic: They all get vitae in different ways
HundreydAundre: At least that's what I'm reading
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think you need to grab the face-spider device and install it on the arms before the water-one will work
matthaus_c: good thing alien technology is made from the stuff those nokia phones were made of
Makrosian_Tae: OMG I GOT IT-- you have to CRAFT the instrument of torture you want to use!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there are no instruments to do it
SquareDotCube: Where's the option to tickle them until it hurts to laugh?
Arclight_Dynamo: There are knives around.
BrindleBoar: fill this torture device with shivs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: all three instruments are in here scattered around
PharaohBender27: I . . . I'm katesScared about what the end result of this puzzle will be
Makrosian_Tae: Attach the spikes and junk to the prongs in the torture chamber
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: do we need to do the stabby one....
BusTed: karate sword
ShaneLeeAtk: Daikatuna???
Dog_of_Myth: Karate sword
matthaus_c: ninja needle, karate sword
niccus: we're helping!
MyBuddySuperfly: if you push the button, it activates the tickle mode
BusTed: "Don't be concerned with us gathering all these pointy bits."
Makrosian_Tae: Raphael's Katana, of course
matthaus_c: this is gonna be a fun cutscene
satyropodobny: do the buttplug
BrindleBoar: get those face-juices
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben install the water battery
MyBuddySuperfly: D:
Koshindan: Face sucking time!
matthaus_c: succ faec
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: right
Makrosian_Tae: Craft your torture device Ben!
Mister_Hush: oh that's fucked up
Raiz0k: "See, I'm removing those. Stay calm."
BusTed: Water boarding
infinity_225: Face hugging!
itira: perfect...
MyBuddySuperfly: EW
Mister_Hush: don't do that one
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they're all awful
Koshindan: Are there any other solutions?
Makrosian_Tae: Juice is stored in the face
itira: stab
circusofkirkus: tickling them
PharaohBender27: This is lrrEFF ed up
Transmuted_Elf: stab doesnt seem to have a vitae marker
MyBuddySuperfly: is this GTA V?
Lord_ZYRK: Stabbing, just like ma used to make
Manae: Drowning isn't a bad way to go after the initial struggle
Makrosian_Tae: The quickest
xantos69: Have we tried asking his opinion?
Makrosian_Tae: Burn
Raiz0k: @Transmuted_Elf : good point.
infinity_225: Drowning seems the nicest
spethycakes: The real monster was you, the whole time
Nigouki: can we not firestab?
Seth_Erickson: need the fire one right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wrong battery installed
SilentOptimist: wrong bottle
GamesAndInk: Yellow fuel tank?
itomeshi: wrong tablet and wrong battery
Laserbeaks_Fury: You need a geen bottle
Seth_Erickson: or the yellow container
eric_christian_berg: Wrong tube thingy. Still set to drown.
Arclight_Dynamo: You need a knife battery?
drawnbinary: is there a stab container
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no it's the horns type battery
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, no battery?
Transmuted_Elf: no vitae under stab
SilentOptimist: no battery at all
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: need to find the stab container
Makrosian_Tae: Use the proper bottle for the stabby stab
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's probably aroundhere somewhere
BrindleBoar: what about that plate next to it
Raiz0k: Or maybe it's the wrong choice.
Makrosian_Tae: You need the proper bottle
otherguymikey: stabley
otherguymikey: stablet*
matthaus_c: nah, the diagram just shows nothing
Arclight_Dynamo: Push the button now?
Jean_Jacques_EB: i don't think you need one for the knives...
SilentOptimist: diagram says no bottle. just press the button now
GamesAndInk: Now this is an adventure game: rub everything in your inventory on every highlightable object until you solve the game
BusTed: Can you push the lever up at this point?
Makrosian_Tae: Push button now?
Raiz0k: Yeah, it shows nothing, so nothing to charge?
MyBuddySuperfly: is it possible not to murder them?
BusTed: Ah.
BusTed: Well.
Seth_Erickson: yeah the batteries aren't batteries is where you're getting held up @LoadingReadyRun
Koshindan: "Sorry can't save you."
Raiz0k: Yeah... we
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: look at the battery?
Makrosian_Tae: Oh, you need to setup the vitae collection apparatus I bet
matthaus_c: you took out the bottle.
Makrosian_Tae: Prepare the bottle?
Transmuted_Elf: flip the switch
BusTed: Engage, I guess.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's no bottle in there
tenthtechpriest: guess its' tiem for stabbing
GamesAndInk: This is a REALLY fancy Kuerig.
satyropodobny: pull the lever, Kronk!
Raiz0k: We'll have to kill another one to charge the battery, eh?
Milocw: guessing the machine had to be exact, so having extra parts in messed it up
circusofkirkus: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
Makrosian_Tae: Oh damn. Look away y'all
Jean_Jacques_EB: pull the lever
Seth_Erickson: the bottles are full of water and lighter fluid I think
dappercuttlefish: do it kronk
circusofkirkus: tickle tickle tickle
Seth_Erickson: for the two different torture types
Seth_Erickson: if you choose them
itira: ahhhhhhhhhhg
quentastic: Please Note: that you didn't have to torture him. You could have just left and gone on to the next section.
PharaohBender27: We are now all complicit in this
BusTed: That's probably for the best.
brainbosh: ah, so for nothing then?
ArtemisKing: at least it has the decency to cover it up
infinity_225: Booo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I thought we needed to charge a thing?
ardenGnome: how nice of this place to have a splash guard so we don't get blood on ourselves
Darleysam: don't worry, he probably backseats in Dark Souls streams
drawnbinary: hmm. gross.
circusofkirkus: dude was just a level 3 goblin, why'd we have to do that to him
matthaus_c: booo, dead space didn't shy away from showing us the eye stab
Jean_Jacques_EB: lrrFINE
Raiz0k: Something tells me all we did was getting another enemy.
gualdhar: if the game is gonna force you to do it, it should force you to see what you did
MyBuddySuperfly: at least we don't see it, but what a horrible game, wtf
Mysticman89: feels milgram man
jessieimproved: not gonna lie, feels bad
matthaus_c: do we get to see his swiss cheese body now?
monakai: Does it count if I had the tab minimized?
Makrosian_Tae: I don't think we wanna see
Abelzumi: Well, I mean, it was good for me.
ShaneLeeAtk: The Spice is FLowing
MegaDosX: The juice is loose!
itira: good neeeeews
Seth_Erickson: It's Tomb Juice PogChamp
dappercuttlefish: same vibes as like 3 years ago watching an undertale genocide run
7gorobei: the slurm must flow
BusTed: This isn't an ominous chair.
Lithobraker: This is what the guy outside the surgery in the Surge saw and heard.
circusofkirkus: alien massage chair
snowmonkey99: Come this far, time to do a murder
drawnbinary: I don't like those wiggly arms
PharaohBender27: It sure does
itomeshi: This must be a trap.
quentastic: This was an optional thing
quentastic: You didn't have to do it
ButButTheJesus: noooooooooooope
Darleysam: "wow, the things this civilisation did were really messed up!" *does the thing*
matthaus_c: burstchester!
itira: stabby wabby
Seth_Erickson: needles too big
TheWriterAleph: stabbo
Seth_Erickson: ah
Mister_Hush: That's a bigass needle
Mister_Hush: Ew gross
BrindleBoar: fill us with juice!
rendelnep gets out his transmorpher beacon
tenthtechpriest: pump that baby full of juice
matthaus_c: needles big reach baby!
drawnbinary: yuck
Nigouki: oh we're definitely in Quake 4 territory
BusTed: juice day uice day
circusofkirkus: is this what they do for the COVID vaccine? Kappa
GamesAndInk: The irony happened so quickly!
Makrosian_Tae: Oh god
Kazman20a: old rabies trreatment
satyropodobny: well this looks invasive
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think the point is to cure the babbo
Juliamon: Damn, I know I heard old-time vaccine needles were thick, but...
Darleysam: break time?
dappercuttlefish: juice for the baby
SilentOptimist: skin looks healthier
RvLeshrac: Don't mention Lil Pump
ShaneLeeAtk: Lil' Pumps 'bout to bust!
circusofkirkus: nothing, he was tickled
GhostValv: getting those raid boes
HundreydAundre: xD
Milocw: let's be honest the difference between that and reality is your doctor would have put you to sleep so you didn't experience that
infinity_225: I wonder if you grown the guy you get to drink the vita
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the vitae doesn't come from pain though, right? it comes from fear. So that guy probably didn't actually get stabbed, he just got very, very menaced by stabbing.
ButButTheJesus: well i have to bed now. bye folks, good luck with the eldritch baby or whatever we end up with
Raiz0k: @Milocw : I don't think your "doctor" is actually medically certified.
satyropodobny: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou But if there's no stabbing there's no fear of stabbing, so they have to stab him sometimes
PharaohBender27: God, if the protag and her unborn kid survive this game, their relationship will be *brutal* - anytime the kid refuses to clean up their room or mow the lawn, the mother will be all, "I literally tortured people to death with alien devices so you could live!"
quillilian: GCU, and the red smears all over the floor was just some spilled vitae. Collecting vitae is messy business
HundreydAundre: @Raiz0k and has a strange companionship with some blood-stained doves...
Raiz0k: That sounded substantially more than "sometimes".
satyropodobny: sometimes they do, sometimes they don't
HundreydAundre: But, gawd is this game vile or wut?
drawnbinary: I don't know what's going on in this game entirely
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they probably do get stabbed sometimes. Or...well, they get memory-wiped, right? So would stabbing them actually help them be more afraid in the future?
Raiz0k: @HundreydAundre : sorry, that reference went over my head I'm afraid :/ (unless it's about the Talking Sim from last week).
HundreydAundre: Everything either hates you or is vaguely evil that makes even more docile stuff evil and hateful towards you
weediestsiren: Ben!!!pull out the chicken tendies!!!
SmoreThanAFeelin: everybody get up its time to space tram
Koshindan: Sometimes it's a button.
matthaus_c: levers are the ancient keys
Juliamon: This game feels like the type that benefits from a one-sitting playthrough, so you don't have time to forget what happened and can keep up with things better.
quentastic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou they probably memory wipe when they get into a state of learned helplessness
satyropodobny: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou that's a course of logic you take when there's a shortage of potential stabees
Abelzumi: So, would either of you knowingly kill/torture a stranger if you knew for certain it would save your own life?
HundreydAundre: Gah! It's too dark!
matthaus_c: but then again keys are the ancient keys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is the least safe metro car I've ever seen
DeM0nFiRe: Ah crap I left my phone behind can we turn around?
Raiz0k: Oh, that went from Dwemer ruins to Dead Space real fast.
HundreydAundre: Where'd the odd sunlight go!?
SmoreThanAFeelin: eyyyyy
Makrosian_Tae: *clap*
Pharmacistjudge: Are you a 1?
HundreydAundre: Or was it a star smaller then our Earth's sun.
GhostValv: 😲
GamesAndInk: :)
PharaohBender27: katesLol
UrbanSamurai_22: Cheer100
HundreydAundre: She kind of doesn't know what she did though...
Pharmacistjudge: as in you're birth year starts with a 1, so you are legally allowed to drink.
MAPBoardgames: Healed with the power of evil!
rendelnep: Can I send you WoW gold instead?
Lord_ZYRK: Keep. Pumper. Safe.
HundreydAundre: That's how Amnesia gets you, probably?
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 (throws a few dollars into the hat)
Pharmacistjudge: You killed someone on Medscan?!?
Pharmacistjudge: that's horrible
Koshindan: You stabbed non-Stackable Jeff?
satyropodobny: by lord, this IS half life 2
matthaus_c: "that's the old way, we have vitae vending machines now"
Sogheim: you stabbed him for Moxie?!
Darleysam: it's not even the good soft drink, you get it when they're out of Sprite
Kipstar: Jeff was allergic to stabbing!
SmoreThanAFeelin: that reverse commute
SilentOptimist: that's why you need emergency exits
UrbanSamurai_22: Cheer500 Hey im Geoff. Dont stab me
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you stabbed someone for vitae?? we figured out how to synthesize that stuff ages ago! no one's been stabbed for centuries!
mirshebs: congrts on the new place ben!
BusTed: benginOh benginNo
drawnbinary: what is this sharp compass
matthaus_c: welp, you missed your bus stop, lady
MyBuddySuperfly: you're grounded now
Abelzumi: BBW more like baby-Q
matthaus_c: you're just gonna have to hoof it back
SquareDotCube: And this is how we meet Dr. Breen
Abelzumi: BBQ DAMMIT
BusTed: End of the liiiiine
Koshindan: Dumps you in lava, deletes your save.
GhostValv: hmmm
satyropodobny: urlichChamp
Transmuted_Elf: There was a promise of cake.
Manae: Thanks for that baby, we'll be tossing you in the harvesting pits now
xantos69: so remember when this was like a psychological horror game? and now it is just a sci-fi puzzle game?
GamesAndInk: I was thinking Unreal Tournament
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matthaus_c: rocket jump, shooting the baby out of your lady parts
satyropodobny: (its an allegory for capitalism)
matthaus_c: sick 360
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: don't be seen by the angry searchlight I guess
Kipstar: that was jeff
MegaDosX: A g-g-ghost!
MyBuddySuperfly: Sauron saw you, etc
matthaus_c: did James Turner call in?
Makrosian_Tae: When are you NOT falling in this game?
Sogheim: is every sci fi puzzle game a psychological horror game? *glances at The Dig*
Koshindan: "You know how many people I'm going to have to drain to fix this fall damage?!"
Raiz0k: Has Ben ever considered following Rule Zero of Fractional Games, i.e. Not Looking At the Monster?
HundreydAundre: Oh, so we runnin' now....
satyropodobny: Rustic Matrix
Dog_of_Myth: Game devs are ripping off James's brand
SquareDotCube: missed the box
matthaus_c: lol, *tired sound*
Pharmacistjudge: You can't say speedrun strats this week :P
Eille_k: is this gdq now
matthaus_c: I think It... uh... for a lack of better word... Follows
Electrodyne: Make a Patronus, those guys hate Patronuses
jdkaiba: Cheer500 So glad to finally catch you live. The YouTube playlist has kept me company in my Work From Home situation.
Koshindan: So vascular.
matthaus_c: getting better all the time~
petey_vonwho: um, you might wanna get those arms checked out by a doctor...
samb6678: damn, all those varicose veins
Pharmacistjudge: how would you react if suddenly, your arms were all better?
mirshebs: sooo does this amnesia have a bad ending/good ending
LinearGif: And we love you for it
drawnbinary: If only providing a distraction got me better grades in school...
josh___something: highly likely
matthaus_c: it feels like a game that might have like six endings
tztfg: Right now you're distracting me from another stressful election
eric_christian_berg: Bad and worse?
quentastic: Hide
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jdkaiba: nothing but the best from my favorite spoopy boys <3
Saintnex: If its anything like the first game, there will likely be multiple endings
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I checked ye olde internet; apparently there are three possible endings
partsofmanny: it heard your plea
matthaus_c: the game heard you complain :p
Koshindan: Just sequence break forehead.
MegaDosX: The monster heard you pleading with the game
satyropodobny: "Oh no! a loading screen!"
Kipstar: "Ah yeah, you put in a good effort, off you go"
Electrodyne: You made a Patronus and killed the Dementor
Electrodyne: nice job
LinearGif: All games have the extra bad ending where you just give up
Pharmacistjudge: hold on, Adam, aren't you scared off space?
Arclight_Dynamo: Earth is in space.
quentastic: You have about an hour left
Makrosian_Tae: You sure as hell ain't in Kansas anymore
Neddy471: Space. SPACe. Spaaaaace. Space.
Raiz0k: Weren't we talking about it feeling like an ending sequence at least an hour ago?
matthaus_c: all games are in space
Adamantcheese: you're in the twilight zone *theme plays*
drawnbinary: space but it doesn't suck so hard
Pharmacistjudge: sorry Adam
Lord_ZYRK: We're all in space
circusofkirkus: open space and the open sea
Pharmacistjudge: didn't mean to induce the trauama
Raiz0k: Space? Space? Space!
MyBuddySuperfly: what about a Squarespace?
BusTed: What about the Final Destination level?
Sogheim: it's uncomfortable that even in space everything is tainted with capitalism.
RvLeshrac: The good news is that you'll die almost instantly, but the bad news is that it will be incredibly painful.
HundreydAundre: Oh noes, we still here...
LithelyUnshod: That's a good fear. I'm afraid of the open ocean
MegaDosX: To be fair, I feel like a little existential terror about the infinite void of space is a fairly rational fear
Adamantcheese: *effort sound*
satyropodobny: where are necromorphs when you need them?
BrindleBoar: flanked
quentastic: Prioritise staying out of their line of sight and moving while out of their line of sight
Talin06: well giving up is the good end in Secops the Line
drawnbinary: Adam how do you feel about open ocean/ like treading water where you can't see the bottom
matthaus_c: in Adam's vision, we get shot in a spaceship through a tube like, say, an umbilical cord, into another planet
circusofkirkus: The Chicks now :D
Eille_k: they;re the chicks now
Darleysam: at a very rough estimate, I'd say you've probably got a couple of hours to go
Pharmacistjudge: yeah they dropped dixie
circusofkirkus: yup, Dixie has bad connotations
NimrodXIV: for... reasons
LinearGif: Yeah that's understandable
Juliamon: They wanted to get away from anything remotely confederate
LithelyUnshod: Thalassophobia
MegaDosX: Thalassophobia's definitely a thing
Raincoast_Bear: Yeah they don't want to be identified with confederacy.
mirshebs: space: fine. big open water: not fine
matthaus_c: the lassophobia
circusofkirkus: so no Lets Nope: Subnautica? :O
LinearGif: Ah yes, the fear of Thassa, Deep Dwelling
partsofmanny: weird because i thought dixieland was just like country
partsofmanny: subnautica is really cool
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: aw I loved Subnautica
matthaus_c: Let's Nope: Abzû
Saintnex: Same thing like Lady A, got rid of the Antebellum part
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that was a really fun game
MegaDosX: I remember when I went snorkelling at the Great Barrier Reef when I was a kid, and there was a huge drop underwater near where we were snorkelling. Seeing that actually spooked me something fierce.
RayFK: I had to nope out of Subnautica
SpoonfullOfSugar: no, scarry very early if you go outside the safe place
iris_of_ether: Subnautica is so good
RayFK: I couldn't do it
Pharmacistjudge: sounds like a great candidate
Veshnikard: In VR it's all scary
RvLeshrac: Subnautica is pretty scary all the time.
HundreydAundre: oh, kay. This is familiar. And so was the hide and seek chase back there.
quentastic: there was something by the body
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan you also made too many blow fish jokes
Koshindan: Still waiting for the second Subnautica game to get a full release.
partsofmanny: yea
circusofkirkus: yep
iris_of_ether: I have a fear of drowning, so it was a little rough at first, but it's so pretty
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was not scared of Subnautica? Am I the only one?
Manae: Someone poisoned the anima hole!
LithelyUnshod: I Can't even look at Google Maps shots of the ocean
iris_of_ether: There is definitely a story
Raiz0k: Well, it depends, I still have "nice" memories about the "OXYGEN" message.
RvLeshrac: Subnautica does have a fairly long story.
7gorobei: there is a full story
Pharmacistjudge: Subnautica has a linear story
Raiz0k: There's definitely a story.
adi_pie: Still fodnly remember Ben running into a Leviathan and getting so spooked he got up and ran away.
lamina5432: there is a sequel
PMAvers: A alien JeSUS!
satyropodobny: pff, tourists
Koshindan: Fear of water is a real thing.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Subnautica you crash on an alien planet and gotta figure out what its deal is and how to leave
Transmuted_Elf: you added the corruption to the vitae system
Raiz0k: And it's long complete, including a bit of a tear-jerker ending.
Darleysam: it has a lot of building/crafting/resource gathering
RvLeshrac: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Scary" is maybe the wrong word, but I'm acrophobic.
circusofkirkus: it's survival
Laogeodritt: Hi Adam, hi Ben, hi chat!
circusofkirkus: with a healthy dose of ocean-fear
drawnbinary: That minecraft vibe but wet?
Raincoast_Bear: Have you played 7 Days to Die?
RvLeshrac: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: And it isn't the falling, but rather the fact that there's just nothing below you.
Koshindan: Moist Minecraft
Makrosian_Tae: Vast spider you say? Not interested!
Lord_ZYRK: Next week on Let's Nope Ben has Adam play through Atlantica in KH1 lrrBEEJ
LinearGif: 7 Days is, alrightish
LithelyUnshod: Are you guys playing The Medium when it comes out?
energenick: i mean, if you're immortal, what else are you gonna do besides become addicted?
drawnbinary: Who is the queen?
BrindleBoar: LUL th
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam I think Ahua? rejected being immortal in favor of having her child, and then the child was maybe injected with vitae at birth or something and her mom died in the process so the kid, who was Tihana the Empress, decided to live forever
matthaus_c: How Long To Beat says that the high end for the Subnautica main story is ~38h
Darleysam: is it like, you're immortal as long as you keep sucking the Mtn Don't?
Electrodyne: Lolthew
Milocw: I'm not sure if she became immortal or if her followers forced here to be immortal
energenick: Lolth Prime
satyropodobny: that's one resilient match
AranMathai: I don't know if Tihana entirely consented to the whole immortality thing?
niccus: i once had acrophobia kick in while driving through some mountainside switchbacks and that was heaps of fun
Electrodyne: Roflolth
Raincoast_Bear: Seven Days is a Minecraft like sandbox with Zombies.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so the lady who was deciding to have the kid, decided to have the kid, but then said kid became the immortal empress
AranMathai: The whole civilization seems kind of amoral. Also, dead.
energenick: you know what they say about dying a hero, or living long enough to become the One True Lolth
matthaus_c: Lmaog-sothoth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The kid is Tihana I think
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ahua or Atua was her mom and she was the one deciding whether to have a kid or be immortal
matthaus_c: what a pylon, they don't know light doesn't reach underwater!
drawnbinary: The black stuff on the screen reminds me of when you swim and a plant touch you leg
PMAvers: oh my god adam why does Twisting Corridors never end
LinearGif: I hope they recap the lore at the end because dog this exposition is hard to follow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's what lore nerds like me are here for TBH
drawnbinary: How far into the game is this?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is close to the end
gualdhar: 18 floors
dappercuttlefish: @drawnbinary man you're right. visual equivalent of when you feel something slimy for a moment but can't see what it is
LinearGif: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou bless you for your service then
warboss5: Glowing lights do often mark the way forward
quentastic: You have about an hour
quentastic: to go
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @LinearGif I can explain the entire plot of the Metal Gear Solid series, but it takes 45 minutes and a whiteboard
matthaus_c: twisting corridors sounds like what I wanted Colour of Madness to be in DD
Scy_Anide: And you can bring a Demo lock and their pet can get like a million+ HP.
warboss5: Wait, so is Twisting Corridors like a rogue-like or something?
itomeshi: Breaking 1 mil health? Now you're speaking my language.
matthaus_c: the whole of Torghast is like a rogue-like @warboss5
energenick: can you ask that ghost to kindly stop flashing his led light in your face while you're trying to take a nice swim?
satyropodobny: then you realise it's a ghost
GamesAndInk: "We got away! We're safe forever!"
warboss5: @matthaus_c Ahh, neat
Milocw: you know he flys right
Transmuted_Elf: going up the tower
LinearGif: And of all places to say it, on an elevator
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they're not very smart
PMAvers: Aaaaand of course I messed up and got booted out at floor 16.
Talin06: check baby
Kipstar: ghosts can't look up
drawnbinary: ghost got no neck
BrindleBoar: geek
rendelnep: I got to spam touch of death on the last boss in the twisting corridors :D
PMAvers: geek the mage?
energenick: ghosts cant see elevators, it reminds them that they cant ascend
Raiz0k: Yup, geek someone.
Koshindan: You can clearly see in between the skin flaps that the ghost has no brain.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah well known fact ghosts can't look up. Just like dogs and Vex Hydras.
Raiz0k: "Just want to lie down." Not ominous at all.
Kipstar: it can
circusofkirkus: Visage?
itomeshi: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou and, of course, gamers.
Arclight_Dynamo: We're in Visage!
satyropodobny: hey, it's P.T.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: note!
tenthtechpriest: and now you're playing PT
energenick: ghosts have the same thing that rabbits have
drawnbinary: put your 3d glasses on
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: note on the ground
warboss5: Its the offices of Frictonal Games!
LinearGif: goodbye door
matthaus_c: oh hey the infinite redness of space
energenick: speaking of heroquest...
Kipstar: vitae made you super strong
energenick: doors
Arclight_Dynamo: Giant baby get!
SmithKurosaki: Alright, who let Evil Within in?
Seth_Erickson: this is very reminiscent of Resident Evil
Adamantcheese: are you... inside yourself?
Pteraspidomorphi: The whole thing was a metaphor?
LinearGif: 2021 Baby Odyssey
GamesAndInk: She went into the Max Payne Blood Maze dimension!
BusTed: Haha.
MegaDosX: Ben pls
SmoreThanAFeelin: haha
BrindleBoar: so long, space monkey
snowmonkey99: That seemed mean
HundreydAundre: what?
Raiz0k: So evil!
BusTed: Rude.
Seth_Erickson: wait I'm thinking of Evil Within
Lord_ZYRK: Huh. The light makes a coffin on the floor. Probably nothing.
satyropodobny: "It's alright little one YEET"
Mistborn83: "Bring me my baby"
Raiz0k: At least Adam was saved by the skybox.
Arclight_Dynamo: So... didn't watch Gravity, huh, Adam?
tenthtechpriest: "ben don't let me go" "YEET"
satyropodobny: Walt Disney must feed
snowmonkey99: Did your waters just break?
Koshindan: Oops, looks like baby had an accident.
matthaus_c: did our water break
Arclight_Dynamo: Did our water break? Is... htat the metaphor?
LinearGif: oh no we've fallen into a Kingdom Hearts intro
circusofkirkus: ah space + ocean, the two fears
Adamantcheese: ART
Mister_Hush: I think I solved the plot, everyone! I think the main character is pregnant!
Sogheim: great, now I need to use the restroom, thanks water noises
journojared: symbolism!
matthaus_c: video games are art, news at 11
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is what happened before Bloodborne
PMAvers: Ian playing this: "Okay, goodbye child!"
Mistborn83: The real joy where the babies we meet along the way
Lithobraker: The post partem depression begins
Neddy471: I'm calling it: The Main Character is actually the baby, and she's controlling her mother like a meat puppet.
drawnbinary: yeah probably
circusofkirkus: our water broke
Arclight_Dynamo: I love the goth sea shanty in the background.
Zaraka00: my mom has told me she's had nightmares vaugely like this
energenick: the child was the villain all along
Raiz0k: @Neddy471 : I know you're joking, but I'm going to hate this game so much if you're even tangentially right.
Mistborn83: no
Dish_KP: oh no, that's amniotic fluid
itomeshi: That, and other reasons.
SilentOptimist: left the tap open
PMAvers: For *that* reason?
MyBuddySuperfly: that's how I remember it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you: Kos me, an intellectual: Kosm
satyropodobny: The baby was inside of us all along
Arclight_Dynamo: We PLUMP.
LinearGif: oh no, the metaphor was on the nose after all
matthaus_c: oh shit @Arclight_Dynamo we were right LUL
BrindleBoar: Bus is comin'.
Lord_ZYRK: hee hee hoo
energenick: Cheer100 Maybe the real Amnesia was the friends we made along the way, he said, desperate to be the first one to make the joke
kumatsu: in before time loop
Electrodyne: the real baby was the friend we made along the way.
Pharmacistjudge: wow
Koshindan: Maybe don't say push just yet.
Pharmacistjudge: smoking a whole village?
PMAvers: SuperBaby pops out, picks us up, and flies us through the air to civilization
Dog_of_Myth: Be like Salt n Pepa
matthaus_c: run on your hands so the baby doesn't fall out Kappa
Neddy471: @Raiz0k Why wait? But, yeah, I have some really bad "The Baby is the Woman and You are the Immortal King" vibes.
MyBuddySuperfly: *holds baby*
eric_christian_berg: Seven with one blow!
LinearGif: Mickey and the Beanstalk
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow. That Disney giant was into some shit, huh?
Mister_Hush: Pants will cradle the baby
satyropodobny: Vitae gives you wings!
LinearGif: To be fair she's very nearly not pregnant, now
Raiz0k: @Neddy471 : can't disagree.
Koshindan: The baby carriage!
matthaus_c: supermom strength
PMAvers: Does that count as a yeet?
Makrosian_Tae: "she's only MOSTLY pregnant"
energenick: "How pregnant?" "THIS pregnant"
MyBuddySuperfly: there were seven babies inside that cart
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Mistborn83: check the tape i might have beat you to it
PMAvers: And six levels of vitae
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's just adrenaline and survival instinct right now
GhostValv: she's going to be so yoked after all this
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MinniChii: really, the hard part is not stopping to "poop"
satyropodobny: She's becoming less pregnant by the minute
MinniChii: (I have done a similar walk of pain)
Neddy471: @Raiz0k It's probably going to be even more prosaic regarding "the number of deaths is how mutated your baby is by the Vitae"
Estyl_: Preggos:D
PharaohBender27: Not just growing inside, but wanting to get outside!
Sogheim: technically we are having a parasite removed
Mistborn83: no ben that isnt how it works
eric_christian_berg: Now solve this puzzle!
Adamantcheese: PregChamp
matthaus_c: is this a metaphor
Dog_of_Myth: PregChamp
MyBuddySuperfly: now baby is born
iris_of_ether: Ben, no
itira: damnit Adam LUL
josh___something: adam pls
BrindleBoar: Ben NO
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah how do we puzzle our way out of this shit
Lithobraker: Our blood is 33% adrenaline, 33% Vitae, and 35% laudanum
eric_christian_berg: I can't wait for the delivery mini-game!
GamesAndInk: He said the cursed phrase!
Darleysam: BabyRage PogChamp
Arclight_Dynamo: Pregchamp. Preggers! Wait, no...
matthaus_c: the crevice is the vageen, the bridge is the peen
josh___something: ADAM NO
medic_turtle13: as someone who had given birth, your water breaking doesn't necessarily mean instant baby.
Koshindan: You invented PregChamp!
Lord_ZYRK: preggos my craigos
Sogheim: this game is really making you work for it
LinearGif: So a body horror death march is the metaphor for pregnancy
itira: pls no
energenick: Fine, I guess you ARE my little Pregchamp
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo Preggifers?
Koshindan: Preggos my eggos.
Dog_of_Myth: benginDab
MAPBoardgames: Preggies my doggies
itira: Ben youre in labor
MyBuddySuperfly: pregante
matthaus_c: preggers my dreggers
Kipstar: yeah def play in the sand now
MyBuddySuperfly: pregananant
satyropodobny: "Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pregchamp"
DeM0nFiRe: Instant Baby! Just add water (breaking)
Adamantcheese: 🅱️
Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki Preglodytes?
Easilycrazyhat: aggressive?
Abelzumi: No penis? Honestly.
itira: just hang on... while i spell poo in the sand
warboss5: Drawing boobs in the sand, very nice
Raiz0k: @Neddy471 : that's also being telegraphed, sadly, but in some of these games the "infection meter" is actually a fake out, so who knows.
Zaraka00: B was here
PMAvers: B for BABY
jetpixi: B for Baby!
Sogheim: emergent gameplay
MyBuddySuperfly: for baby
Estyl_: Make a penis hehehehehehehe
jetpixi: LUL @PMAvers
Lord_ZYRK: You fuckin did it, gamer PogChamp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there's a reason Alien, Bloodborne, and plenty of similar body horror have pregnancy themes! Because pregnancy is a biological HORROR STORY.
MinniChii: Truth: I have never had my waters break. I Have had a baby in 90 minutes from first contraction though. It SUCKs
wolvsbane: lrrBEN
quillilian: B for Balphabet
itira: weewees
jetpixi: is it....
matthaus_c: you almost said peener!
circusofkirkus: what's a pee-pee? I only know peeners
Raincoast_Bear: That's for the OTHER stream.
YawnLance: Only peeners in this stream
Abelzumi: I literally clipped the first time you people yelled about penises you MONSTERS
MyBuddySuperfly: we don't talk
energenick: B stands for Broken. Ya know? Like YOUR WATER
Lithobraker: We talk about peeners instead
Koshindan: Technically you walked away from the B. You created a balls and peener.
Roger_Job329: Peenners
meachamo: oh no, our broom!
Abelzumi: Wait the B is for Benis
Raiz0k: "We don't talk about peepees!" "That's what he said." Hah!
Easilycrazyhat: Wow, this town sucks
dappercuttlefish: pregnancy is goddamn terrifying even without monsters and life juice and whatever
josh___something: Oh right... that scene is close...
samb6678: peenids
Neddy471: The Real Doctor is the friends we made along the way!
Darleysam: shouldn't have eaten all that baby
Laogeodritt: This town sure does look not-abandoned and full of help. Definitely.
Pteraspidomorphi: Doctor! Is there nothing I can take?
Dog_of_Myth: B is for Belopa
LinearGif: overflowing with baby
Darleysam: let this be a lesson
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, "water breaking" is a bit of a myth in that people think it *always* happen, and *always* the same way.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: peeners are an intrinsically ridiculous bodypart. what the hell. they are so silly.
Lord_ZYRK: oh peeen dude
Sogheim: why isn't she on the radio???
Neddy471: I have a Human off-by-one round error!
drawnbinary: @Dog_of_Myth P R A I S E
Koshindan: You don't make the tower low to the ground, Ben...
Lanthess: Rock and Roll built this town
matthaus_c: oh I get it, the tower is the penis!
MyBuddySuperfly: where is the metro?
Abelzumi: See, it's taking a long time because the tower is UP and you're going SIDE
MegaDosX: Ben no.
energenick: pregnant people cant use radios it interferes with the baby chat
Raiz0k: Ben just wants to rock the Casbah.
circusofkirkus: PeenerChamp
josh___something: oh hi @Darleysam PrideLionHey
eric_christian_berg: Not really handicap-friendly, is it?
josh___something: ADAM pls
Adamantcheese: BeanChamp
Lord_ZYRK: peenies my weenies
BrindleBoar: Peeners my deeners
MinniChii: ugh, the sympathy pain is real here.....
Abelzumi: "Show me the HogChamp"
warboss5: Much peen, very champ
Darleysam: @josh___something what's up!
tenthtechpriest: why not find shelter in one of these houses instead of hiking in labor?
Sogheim: this is making me very uncomfortable.
Lord_ZYRK: Yes. ben said it.
satyropodobny: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Arclight_Dynamo: WAIT. Pogchamp begets poggers. So Peenchamp begets PEENERS.
Lithobraker: It's intentionally round about to give defenders more time to kill atrackers
jetpixi: The line has been found everyone, time to pack it up!
abyssaldm: Benas
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: She's trying to find the doctor
matthaus_c: you can't prove you didn't invent peenchamp, adam
eric_christian_berg: Well, tickle my pickle and call me Susan!
PharaohBender27: UM
MegaDosX: Errybody dead
Easilycrazyhat: They're fine. They're just sleeping.
MyBuddySuperfly: why hurry? do you have an appointment?
Neddy471: @Raiz0k Let's go even worse: It was a hysterical pregnancy and SHE WAS NEVER PREGNANT AT ALL.
energenick: This is some Berserk shit
Mistborn83: adam the inventor of peenchamp
drawnbinary: someone hitting the vitae?
MegaDosX: True. On the other hand, what options do you have?
jetpixi: everybody huuuurts
LightingExpert13: baby doesn't care.
SilentOptimist: those are recent
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, Ben is one of Ben's dads. so what he says is your responsibility
Dog_of_Myth: \o/
LinearGif: new life must emerge in the shadow of death
Abelzumi: "Your dad wasn't the only one that was hung."
Easilycrazyhat: As is your right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's the ciiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife
PMAvers: I wonder how much vitae we can get out of these guys
ArtemisKing: and you might have cosmic horror powers!
NimrodXIV: maybe don't t-bag when a baby's about to fall out of you
Mistborn83: wouldnt it funny if this was timed
BrindleBoar: rip
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nO
MyBuddySuperfly: "stabed by me, actually"
Easilycrazyhat: This place SUCKS
MegaDosX: Game pls
Makrosian_Tae: What the actual fuck?
Kipstar: upside down keeps the baby in!
tergonis: how many falls can you game have
MyBuddySuperfly: that's not a good hospital
BusTed: Tasi and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day
Lord_ZYRK: Actually it's a babe trap Kappa
Makrosian_Tae: This is actual torture at this point
NotCainNorAbel: very new age birth
matthaus_c: well I guess the baby is gonna come out the other side!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: XD holy shit I love that her reaction is "I don't have TIME for this!!"
satyropodobny: Time for a puzzle!
Raiz0k: @Neddy471 : have mercy, I want go sleep today and not seethe due to narrative frugality.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: burn the rope?
Boon_33: well baby won't fall out,
Koshindan: How does an upside down birth work?
eric_christian_berg: Time to pull a lever!
dappercuttlefish: at least the baby is secured
MyBuddySuperfly: you stabbed Jeff
energenick: I believe this is what we call, "the proper fucked"
Mysticman89: I actually have no idea if theres enough push forces to allow child birth when upside down
jetpixi: oh no run it's a witch
samb6678: oh my GOD
Mistborn83: @Boon_33 lul
jetpixi: oh nvm
warboss5: This position does NOT seem conducive to child birth
Lithobraker: @tergonis this wasn't really a fall was it though? More the reverse
MyBuddySuperfly: knock knock?
Nigouki: time for baby theft!
jetpixi: uh oh
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: she went ghoul
Easilycrazyhat: uh...maybe don't look at her face?
MyBuddySuperfly: I'm doctor now
Neddy471: @Raiz0k Fair, my apologies. I'm sure it'll just be boring, not actively awful.
Koshindan: Can you even walk anywhere now that you don't have a foot?
MegaDosX: Ghostly blue woman's been busy
MyBuddySuperfly: "who is she??"
Raiz0k: @Neddy471 : don't worry about that, I'm just applying some hyperbole :).
jetpixi: her leg is very broken
samb6678: docktor's dead
energenick: What is this entire game is to preach the practices of safe sex
Easilycrazyhat: Oh shit
satyropodobny: it's a MOM LEG
warboss5: The teeth are blunt, that's a good thing at least
matthaus_c: big mom legs
Makrosian_Tae: MEGA GRIM
MyBuddySuperfly: what
HundreydAundre: Oh, so the ghost and the monster are separate entities.
PMAvers: Baby yeets right into the bear trap
Sogheim: oh hey she has corrupted blood
tenthtechpriest: how the hell can she still walk?!
Raincoast_Bear: with a broken foot
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it doesn't want to kill you, remmeber. it wants to hurt you. it wants you to be afraid.
ArtemisKing: thats some will to stick your own leg in the bear trap
matthaus_c: can we have our baby in that tank we saw
Mistborn83: how is she walking
satyropodobny: Just hold it, it'll go back
Easilycrazyhat: XD
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Neddy471: Because A BEAR TRAP is something you can just WALK OFF.
NimrodXIV: a woman in labor with a broken leg. yep. "run"
Easilycrazyhat: Sniper boi
energenick: Run, pregnant woman actively giving birth and only secodns ago being in a BEAR TRAP
Mistborn83: hodor
warboss5: "You did this to me!"
MyBuddySuperfly: well
warboss5: Oh thank god
Raiz0k: Ben, she was shot.
ruscobrog: seabatCHOICE
MyBuddySuperfly: hide?
Stripe_dog: There was a gunshot but it was hard to hear
tenthtechpriest: the ultimate superpower: a gun
monakai: Did we regrow our leg?
MyBuddySuperfly: ze baby
Neddy471: The Doctor was in us ALL ALONG.
gualdhar: oh no he's infected too
Sogheim: he could have done that hours ago and let the whole town die?
Nigouki: his hand's fucked up too!
jetpixi: seems sus
Mistborn83: i feel uncomfortable watching this
MegaDosX: You got an achievement though
Raiz0k: Cheevos!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no we've gotta face the empress at least once
GamesAndInk: Press F to Give Birth
Easilycrazyhat: lrrFINE
energenick: Anyone else see how veiny his arms were?
lamina5432: no we are not ben
matthaus_c: we're gonna feel adequately uncomfortable!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the empress has to bethe one Yasmin was talking about
josh___something: With amnesia? definitely
thraximore: not a chance
satyropodobny: The real friends was the Doctor we made along the way
Mistborn83: 0%
Easilycrazyhat: "Press B to push"
Neddy471: Narrator: He did not feel good about this.
Lord_ZYRK: What could possibly go wrong HahaShrugLeft seabatTROG HahaShrugRight
jetpixi: oh no please no
monakai: Yo, those eyes
drawnbinary: @gualdhar what is the infection? gross arms?
HundreydAundre: You might halve a bad time, guarantees.
Mistborn83: !quote good
LRRbot: Quote #266: "Kirby is like 80% face." —DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
Makrosian_Tae: Massive eyes
itira: nuuuu
Eille_k: is this woodland critter christmas?
SpoonfullOfSugar: I don't think that amnesia games are overall about good feelings
SilentOptimist: this team usually does satisfying endings
itira: Adam PLZ
jetpixi: please fade to black lol
samb6678: adequately scooped?
tergonis: press f to breathe
Zaraka00: press f to give birth
Easilycrazyhat: !quote baby
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DarkMorford: OMAHA
josh___something: Chat, tell me when this is over
gravyJay1: x
PMAvers: I'm waiting for a rhythm game prompt to come up
itira: i dont like it
Abelzumi: press B for Baby
Darleysam: cork pop sound
Nigouki: it's that part of the game where your parents come in the room asking if you're winning
Easilycrazyhat: Well that's just unacceptable
circusofkirkus: is birth just a QTE?
samb6678: press f to press f
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Adamantcheese: pat the babu
Kipstar: *POP*
josh___something: Cause this wont fade to black I believe
SquareDotCube: *cork pop*
matthaus_c: Press X to Push Respects
GamesAndInk: This cutscene lasts for 30 hours.
Easilycrazyhat: !quote push
dappercuttlefish: !quote doctor
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what is up with this guy's eyes
energenick: *insert party popper sounds*
otherguymikey: emergent gameplay
Mistborn83: shouldnt it be press b for baby
MinniChii: oo. Shoulders are the worst part
PMAvers: "...why does your child have tentacles? "
LinearGif: press L to labor
matthaus_c: !findquote push
LRRbot: Quote #1097: "Why you gotta push so hard?" —James [2015-11-14]
Neddy471: "Press X to Push... or maybe poop? There's a lot of stuff going on right now."
Makrosian_Tae: @otherguymikey EmergING gameplay
Abelzumi: Say what you will but this VA? She's really doing good IMO.
Mistborn83: !quote baby
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Getter404: "No no no, don't yeet the baby"
warboss5: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Oh thank god, I'm not the only one thinking that
ruscobrog: a lot of "adadadadadad"
Koshindan: Focus on the guy who didn't wash his hands before the operation.
Juliamon: Neddy471 I mean, both are common in childbirth
Dish_KP: rule of three, man
Raincoast_Bear: 2020Snacking
jetpixi: once more into the breach
mirshebs: ah the game number
Mistborn83: !quote birth
MyBuddySuperfly: one more time
MinniChii: Yes Ben.
MegaDosX: She is a super ghoul thing, probably strong enough to catapult the baby in one go if she wanted
Laogeodritt: Ben, do you really want more realism for this scene? =P
rendelnep: Where's Toxxick withe raid calls?
LinearGif: baby accomplished
drawnbinary: *effort sound*
satyropodobny: !findquote born
LRRbot: Quote #2938: "You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!" —Kathleen [2016-07-11]
Neddy471: @Juliamon :-) Was what I was going for.
Easilycrazyhat: Front taail
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
Boon_33: !findqoute birth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you really do not want this scene to be more realistic
otherguymikey: @makrosian_tae 😁
energenick: Ben
samb6678: yeah he looks kinda weird ngl
Neddy471: Eyes open, and glow.
Raiz0k: "Perfect... unlike you."
circusofkirkus: is that the level 3 goblin?
jetpixi: DUDE lol
jetpixi: i almost
dappercuttlefish: unrealistically clean but okay
aleunwolfe: Front tail is back
Tiber727: 3 pushes is speedrun strats.
StarWarsTHX1138: that's an awful clean baby
Neddy471: EYES OPEN and GLOW!
monakai: It's a Saiyan!
PharaohBender27: @josh___something OK, it's done at least the birthing
Mistborn83: why is she tied down?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the empress wants the child
samb6678: gdq baby birth
PharaohBender27: UM
Laogeodritt: what the fuck doctor
josh___something: Thank you @PharaohBender27 <3
Lithobraker: @Abelzumi ...would it be ethical to record a woman VA while she's in labor for...
Makrosian_Tae: @samb6678 Pregnancy, any percent
jetpixi: Bye Bye Baby
GamesAndInk: Angry mom mode
Easilycrazyhat: Mamma strength
josh___something: She ANGY now
tergonis: monster momma
circusofkirkus: ANGRY MOM
MegaDosX: She's gonna rip him in half
monakai: "I have the strength of a mom now!"
Serpens77: MAMA ANGRY
SilentOptimist: we are the monster now
Juliamon: How quickly he forgot our ghoul
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: jACKED on that adrenaline
satyropodobny: MOM POWERS
Raincoast_Bear: Chapter 2 Recover your child!
Dog_of_Myth: Momma Bear not happy
Abelzumi: @Lithobraker I mean, if she's down.
matthaus_c: we the monster now
Mistborn83: anyone ever seen the end of the move The Witch?
Lithobraker: Mama bear time
energenick: Find a bludgeon
josh___something: Childbirth Any% WR
matthaus_c: don't kill him with a bong
AzureishDragoon: He did save he would "save the child", nothing about saving us
gravyJay1: @Mistborn83 yeah
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah seriously if she doesn't get to live a happy life after this with like a spot of light bear-wrestling there is no justice for this lady
Mistborn83: lets hope it doesnt end like that
energenick: Dude, imagine chasing after a man like, two minutes after birthing a child
MyBuddySuperfly: running with a baby in an irregular terrain
samb6678: to be movin like that after birth? yeah that's fucking impressive
Koshindan: To be fair, you would probably eat the baby after you turn.
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Juliamon: Like, seriously though. He TOLD us we had the ghoul in us, and he SAW Yasmin running with a bear-trapped leg, and he thinks ROPE would hold Tasi down?
DeM0nFiRe: duDudu duDudu duDudu
jetpixi: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: duDudu
drawnbinary: just learning how to breathe and gettin a lungful of sand
Getter404: Mothers, keep your babies off the Skrillex.
MyBuddySuperfly: exactly, Adam, thanks!
jetpixi: without fail for over 20yrs
Zath_: Has Adam forgotten about the little goblin yet?
SmithKurosaki: Ahh yes, Darude is in town
satyropodobny: the real sandstorm was the baby we made along the way
Adamantcheese: follow babu sounds
Noodles_15: Go towards babby
Easilycrazyhat: Gotta follow the sounds so...not great for Ben
gravyJay1: laudanum was the real hero
josh___something: You may need stereo hearing for this
Raiz0k: Follow the cries of the child maybe? Just a wild idea.
energenick: John Mulaney "Darude In Town"
SilentOptimist: right. no binaural audio
Mistborn83: is it sound based
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MAPBoardgames: I think stereo sounds will help here.
Adamantcheese: it's okay, babas are complicated
samb6678: wait does ben have hearing things?
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames that's the problem, Ben doesn't have stereo hearing
meachamo: look on the horizon for the red flags and follow the poe until you find the gerudo
mirshebs: good joke
Raiz0k: Oh, wasn't aware Ben doesn't have full facility in that regard, sorry.
Dish_KP: Why are we saving this baby? It can't even get a Job, it's useless!
Sogheim: yeah, partial deafness does not make those puzzles easy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yeah he's totes gonna give the babbo to the Empress. She's in there like "give me delicious babbo to raise into fear battery"
GamesAndInk: We in Myst now
Easilycrazyhat: Babbo is Ciri?
PharaohBender27: Oh wait, let me guess - the doctor was one of the aliens THE WHOLE TIME, thus the weird eyes
jetpixi: Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension
PMAvers: That baby is racking up the frequent flier miles
ArtemisKing: took the vitae? now can dimension hop?
Mistborn83: how do we have so much energy
Lithobraker: She can travel with angry mom energy
energenick: adrenaline
satyropodobny: @Mistborn83 nutella
energenick: makes me feel sane
jetpixi: Healthy relationship goals
dappercuttlefish: true love or whatever
MegaDosX: Also remember the bit in a prior stream when she turned into one of the monsters and killed a guy. She's got some super strength or whatnot that probably helps here.
Raincoast_Bear: Now we're in IceCrown
DarkMorford: Ben, you just need some vitae. Fix that ear right up. Kappa
Raiz0k: And now I recall the relevant bits from Road Quest, argh.
LinearGif: He don't seem very sorry
Easilycrazyhat: You can't just "see" him, you have to tag him. She doesn't even know how this game works, sheesh
jetpixi: He chose down
Mistborn83: Bees!
PMAvers: We're going to stick the Doctor in one of the vitae draining machines and suck him dry aren't we?
thraximore: so.... why did he take Amari?
Nigouki: oh hey, they had these side by side elevators in Aliens where Ripley had to rescue Newt
Dish_KP: look man, it's all about the climb
matthaus_c: oh hey, who knew the aliens have OSHA
dappercuttlefish: we're going to juice the doctor
NotCainNorAbel: total chad
satyropodobny: @PMAvers phrasing!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think the Empress wants the baby and she's tainting everyone to force them to give it to her.
matthaus_c: you're gonna take your first look at the baby and you're gonna have given birth to a full grown edgy teen
Abelzumi: Fucking Salim is what got you into this
DeM0nFiRe: "Fuck salim" I think that is how you got into this mess?
MAPBoardgames: We tortured a man for that baby.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the doctor is like "we have to hand babbo over otherwise we all end up horrible fleshghouls"
energenick: anything is a gun if you believe
Koshindan: An alien caulking gun.
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Sogheim: so we got amnesia because we couldn't bear the thought of giving up our baby to a crazy alien lady that's killing us all?
Abelzumi: @DeM0nFiRe SAME HAT
satyropodobny: Everything is a gun if you are brave enough
Nigouki: wait, is the gonna be the Trolley Problem to devided the ending? choose our baby or other people?
PMAvers: Well, at least you're about 10 pounds lighter.
DeM0nFiRe: lol Abelzumi
Dish_KP: you move like they do
matthaus_c: oh shit it's good ol' Tex Of Progress Kappa
samb6678: ewww very squidgy sounding
LonelyTex: @matthaus_c LUL
Cartographers_Ink: You know the Queen should just apply for adoption, there are plenty of orphans out there!
HundreydAundre: How about, "One With Them"?
samb6678: ewwww ewwww ewwww it's so sqidgey
HundreydAundre: Okay, maybe they are the same person.
energenick: I'm not a monster, all I want is YoUr OnLy ChIlD
jetpixi: it seems like a space ship ?
jetpixi: i missed a lot of this
Violentfrog: her name is rumplestiltskin
TurnOneForrest: why do we fall, Tasi?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: status: calamitous
MegaDosX: You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Taina!
energenick: Maybe during one of these screen transitions he'll tell us about the batsuits new upgrades
Noodles_15: GCU, no
Tiber727: You're really getting a head start on shedding the pregnancy weight.
Lord_ZYRK: Why do we cut off her supply, Master Wayne? To wreak havoc at the factory.
PharaohBender27: But didn't we literally birth our baby? So we can't "check on it" by looking at our belly? Or did I miss something?
Getter404: "Tasi, do not go gentle, into that good night..."
Makrosian_Tae: Are we sure we're almost at the end?
quentastic: You can look at yourself in the water
Getter404: Yes, drink the Zombie Water
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the fountain's contaminated isn't it
quentastic: We are close
BrindleBoar: water's haunted
matriesgirl: you are
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe this is the prologue and the real game starts when you play as the baby grown up
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fountain is vitae probably
satyropodobny: it's filled with 5 hour energy
HundreydAundre: Oh, that's the blood goop organism stuff you walk into on occasion.
PharaohBender27: O_o
Dish_KP: Ah, she picked the wrong cup
Easilycrazyhat: We...uh...we don't look so good
MAPBoardgames: Zombie JooS
circusofkirkus: damn, we need some morning coffee
dappercuttlefish: oh wow you are both incredibly gross and surprisingly gine
Serpens77: does she still ahve a baby bump?
jetpixi: yeah
circusofkirkus: well, we did torture and murder several people
Jean_Jacques_EB: maybe the more you die the more ghoul you become?
Adamantcheese: no no, going by mythology she said no to a god, that's like terminally wrong
Noodles_15: We did torture a guy
Kipstar: you DID stab Jeff
josh___something: I think she meant physically?
quentastic: We dill kill and torture someone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we might start hungering for human flesh and stuff
Lithobraker: Other than the stabbies
Abelzumi: A conscious decision to kill an entire expedition is, y'know
Getter404: @Serpens77 It was like 20 minutes ago, she hasn't lost the baby weight yet
satyropodobny: except for torturing that one guy, but he wasn't plot relevant
Manae: baby bumps last a few days
Seth_Erickson: can we check on the baby?
thraximore: it takes awhile
Boon_33: torture is A OK by Ben's logic.
Koshindan: Maybe there were twins?
Manae: If not weeks
Neddy471: Yes. The baby bump lasts for a while.
Serpens77: she's lost like around 9lbs of the baby weight surely Kappa
KV1NN4: it's stretched skin so yeah
gualdhar: yeah, takes a while for the stuff to all get out
matthaus_c: why doesn't the fucking Doctor get ghosts on his ass
energenick: Hey Ben, can you check your whispers after stream?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: probably the Doctor doesn't get ghosts because the Empress controls the ghosts and she wants him to bring the babbo
Getter404: That baby is an absolute unit
Darleysam: I'd estimate you've got about 30-60 minutes left
Juliamon: Bodies aren't like balloons, they don't just spring back to normal after ejecting the baby
Pharmacistjudge: what, did she deliver Adam Savidan?
matthaus_c: li'l nine pounder
Zu_o: most of that weight is baby, there would also be the water weight
Easilycrazyhat: She did pump it full of those Super Baby juices
Lithobraker: Doesn't the placenta weigh a far bit?
Koshindan: 9 pound baby? Were they named Chonk?
drawnbinary: Surely there was some weight in the like wet
thraximore: my little bro weighed about that much coming out, not even fat now that he's a teenager just a big lad
Mistborn83: I was 10lbd 10ozs
serramarkov: Correct, the bump didn't happen overnight, it similarly doesn't go away immediately.
Neddy471: @Raiz0k Well, she's 100% NOT the baby, so that's one theory gone.
DarkMorford: I was 8 lbs 8, if I remember right
Lord_ZYRK: big bun, dude
MinniChii: The baby bump getrs very saggy.... and you lose at least 15lbs. There is a LOT to the birth waters. And 9lb is average. My biggest was 8lb, 2oz
MinniChii: but I have small babies. My smallest was 6lb 7oz
Lord_ZYRK: It's not the only big baby in this stream Hhhehehe
dappercuttlefish: cursed resurrection juice
Korolan: I was... 10 lb 4oz
DeM0nFiRe: IIRC I was over 10lb too
drawnbinary: i don't know what ounces are
warboss5: Moms are fucking awesome!
Koshindan: Mom valuable player?
PhilanthropyLich: I have one friend who was around 11 or 12lb. Broke the record for the hospital he was born at
Dish_KP: Moms PridePog
SmithKurosaki: Pretty sure I was like 9lbs, but I was also 2 weeks alte
Arclight_Dynamo: "Shout out to your mom" needs *context* to be okay.
NightWingMistHawk: 7lbs 14 ounces and 21 inches.
Mistborn83: I am now very skinny
UrbanSamurai_22: My friends was 11lb 10oz. 2 oz shy of the hospital record
Boon_33: my Sister's first child was 11lbs, C-section to the rescue.
jetpixi: seabatUseless
SmithKurosaki: 7-8 is normal
serramarkov: 10lbs is big.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben you're dying while googling
Darleysam: it's just a baby michael, what could it weigh, 10lbs?
josh___something: Ben LUL
MAPBoardgames: This stream is full of Babies!
tenthtechpriest: average is 7.5 I think?
jetpixi: 7.5lb
Stalevar_: I was 8 and that was above average
NightWingMistHawk: Ben pause the game doofus
Saintnex: Dangit Ben!
Korolan: I was a chonker for a good bit.
Cartographers_Ink: Think about a 10lb sack of potatoes
Dish_KP: This guy's a big BABY
Lithobraker: Dammit Ben you triggered my phone
Koshindan: At what point does a baby become a Megachonker?
Getter404: Oh lawd baby comin
Saintnex: you got my Google home again!
Mistborn83: or girl
gualdhar: what if the baby weighs 200 pounds? am I a big baby?
MinniChii: my boys were 6lb 7oz, 8lb 2oz, and 8lb 1oz.
Juliamon: My mom always said I was "statistically average" at 7lb 6oz
Lord_ZYRK: Babbo royale
circusofkirkus: my phone said you're a liar
circusofkirkus: specifically you, Ben
PMAvers: Maybe people should choose a different triggering phrase than "Google" for your phones.
HundreydAundre: oh, oh no.
josh___something: I'm a genius, oh no!
LinearGif: is it weird I don't know what I weighed as a baby or is it everyone else
Juliamon: So, what's worse: being told you're a big baby, or a statistically average baby?
HundreydAundre: It's this part.
Arclight_Dynamo: Look up?
Mistborn83: everytime ben says it it triggers my phone my tablet and my google home
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw.
Violentfrog: so smrt
circusofkirkus: cable management is the real horror
matthaus_c: that's actually a pretty clever puzzle
matthaus_c: I like that
PharaohBender27: I'm now remembering the Dave Barry bit where child-birthing classes really should, for accuracy's sake, just be the instructor showing a bowling ball and a drinking straw and saying "Try to get this (holds up bowling ball) through this (holds up drinking straw)" and laughing maniacally
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I also have no idea what I weighed when I was born
62MGcobra: you knnw like makin a baby
drawnbinary: Who is Hank
62MGcobra: know*
BrindleBoar: Good talk, Hank
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hank was one of our original expedition members
energenick: oh boy, another helpful ghost
NightWingMistHawk: drawnbinary Hank was the leader of our expedition
matthaus_c: can we stab them all for vitae
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: now he's a flesh ghoul
Makrosian_Tae: Gonna have to leave you fine folks for now. I'll see the ending of this later. Love ya <3
matthaus_c: Jesus... CROSSES THE LINE
ContingentCat: Hank sells propane and propane accessories lrrBEEJ
energenick: Put Jesus in SMITE
josh___something: Putting jesus in smash sounds sick, and also incredibly controversial
Juliamon: So hey, anyone in chat who's played this: how far are we from the end?
Talin06: we can take the sanity juice now
SmithKurosaki: @ContingentCat Dangit BOBBY
warboss5: "Jesus turns the other FIST!"
quentastic: close the door
Koshindan: Can you shut the door?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Juliamon I haven't played it, but I checked a spoiler-free walkthrough, and I believe we're very close to the end
josh___something: I think pretty close to the end @Juliamon
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c lrrWOW , assuming you're making the pun I think you are
energenick: Jesus would get a prayer instead of a letter
BrindleBoar: ghosts can't open doors
Mistborn83: how do we healt sanity
Easilycrazyhat: Monsters can't use doors
LithelyUnshod: My friend created Armbar Jesus in WWF No Mercy
Dish_KP: Everyone is here! even Jesus!
dr_petrichor: HI BEN AHH
matthaus_c: @PharaohBender27 yep, you've got it :p
Koshindan: Skin flaps can't open doors.
serramarkov: Can you treat it as a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
tergonis: the power of door!
abyssaldm: Jesus getting the invitation in ancient aramaic
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can you lantern?
The_Ninjurai: "hey Jesus, you wanna Smash?" "I'll have you know I am a good boy and do not partake in such activities until marraige"
SilentOptimist: that effect on the edges is... unsttling
Lord_ZYRK: Isn't checking on the baby your main goal right now?
PMAvers: What if you *did* check on the baby and there was another one in t here?
satyropodobny: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creations, a door.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam said we did good! At last, validation!
Abelzumi: It's been a baby of a time. Time baby.
abyssaldm: Oh my god, I got noticed!~
Mistborn83: I am in a glass case of emotion
Mistborn83: Milk was a bad chioce
energenick: I think we can agree that this is just a fucked situation from all angles
Koshindan: Hank Hinkleman.
josh___something: Hjank
itira: I shed a tear when they said we were doing well :')
drawnbinary: pro-choice hank
Tiber727: I, Kant.
kumatsu: I'm just a baby... drinking coffee
Pharmacistjudge: i'm more concerned about this extra planar demon lady who wants our baby
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so wait, are we supposed to poison this empress lady?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we might need to poison those feeds
serramarkov: Then choose carrot
lamina5432: these are good uses of loading screens
matthaus_c: so you'd say you're reaching the climax, Ben?
Mistborn83: Didnt we put that monkey in space?
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
warboss5: No no, the climax comes BEFORE the baby is born. By about 9 months in fact.
Koshindan: Yeah, but you always sound sarcastic Adam.
itira: We. Are. One.
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is the best
Dish_KP: remember to unlock the four keys, so we get the good ending
matthaus_c: we succeed as a group, we fail as Zyrk
Dish_KP: lol
Lord_ZYRK: When ZYRK gets one more day, you all get one more day
Arclight_Dynamo: Twitch chat is Adam and Ben's little brother.
Mistborn83: dont screw it up @Kramburger
energenick: succeed as a group, fail on your own so your group can laugh and point at you to encourage you to do better next time
itira: Are you in Zangamarsh?
PharaohBender27: Chat is a collective entity. We move as one, speak as one, succeed as one, and fail as one
MegaDosX: Rip this motherfucker in half!
Neddy471: MOMMY RAGE!
SmithKurosaki: Oh that was a reference Ben
warboss5: Tasi is going all out... just this once.
itira: omg gross
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: OH NO
Getter404: Hell yeah, meat pinata!
tergonis: na, this fucker deserves head smashy
SmithKurosaki: Haven't heard that name in years
energenick: Remember kids, sometimes murder is ok
NightWingMistHawk: What a terrible night for a murder
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, anyone else have a "Free Bert" guy in their class in high school? Yeesh.
tenthtechpriest: is this bloodborne?
josh___something: I love seeing different reactions from different twitch chats LUL
circusofkirkus: Nope, I have....AMNESIA
Darleysam: hey, it's rude to stair
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no we went to the magical doctor chair!
Easilycrazyhat: Yeah...everything here is so "hopeful"
Mistborn83: liar
CaptainSpam: "Oh, you wanted to go? Oh. Crap. Sorry, I apparently misread some signals. Yeah, the exit's right thataway. Again, sorry for the confusion."
satyropodobny: Its Lupus
ContingentCat: Hi Sorry I'm dad
itira: Thats it Ben. You ruined the game. Now we have to start over
CommandoJE: Why would you trust this person?
drawnbinary: haha rooted. like this tree lookin shit
matthaus_c: we can just keep murdering fools
dappercuttlefish: so we tortured that dude for no reason? yikes
TurnOneForrest: kind of a shame about the doctor...
Abelzumi: Oh, so... I have speculation.
Pharmacistjudge: hold on, isn't this illness the weird lady's doing
LinearGif: Jenova right there
AranMathai: That's her.
Mistborn83: I feel like we are being gas lighted
Koshindan: Kefka final form.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pulse of vitae I think
BrindleBoar: Yeah I think that is the empress
energenick: Cant you just use your god power to teleport me? I just gave birth ten minutes ago
BrindleBoar: not a statue
Lord_ZYRK: She's trying the latest Tiktok dance
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo You talking about Bertuzzi? I just know him since he played Jr A in my hometown :)
Getter404: Peeeeek...aaaaa...boooooo
energenick: "Only a 1/1 Germ Token"
Arclight_Dynamo: @SmithKurosaki Oh, wow. Small world.
tergonis: yea, everything about this looks super trustworthy
PharaohBender27: I sense an upcoming moral choice . . .
gravyJay1: hmm the entity that lives off the suffering of millions wants to help
circusofkirkus: focus focus focus
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we gotta kill this lady
Lord_ZYRK: Ma'am, that's an employees only area
satyropodobny: We are the same, you and I
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we gotta poison her feeds or w/e
matthaus_c: I wonder if no/less deaths gives you a different ending
SmithKurosaki: @Arclight_Dynamo He also (used?) to live in Kitchener
CaptainSpam: "Also, you just straight murdered that one dude, so I can save time with the whole 'moral choice' thing I had planned for you."
Nigouki: heeeeeey intergalactic lady you ever hear of informed consent?
PMAvers: "Okay."
energenick: Ben, clearly over this womans shit
drawnbinary: She looks like the sister from Fable 1
quentastic: This place feels like a location from a fairy tale, and a bit like all the foliage from tarsi’s drawings in the loading screens.
Adamantcheese: CATERPIE GO
Mistborn83: dont do it
matthaus_c: you're a goddess, girl, can't we like, fuse
Zaraka00: baby slug
Pharmacistjudge: Hand, Gib Babby
TurnOneForrest: somebody rolled a very dank joint
Lithobraker: CHOMP the baby!
Blue_man7: How much you wanna bet that we munch the baby
jetpixi: Lil Spud
drawnbinary: That lady's too little
Seth_Erickson: ah space crib
Koshindan: Baby incubator.
CaptainSpam: Turn on the baby diorama again.
Getter404: Okay,step 1, defeat God Queen. Step 2, discover a cure for Water Zombies.
Arclight_Dynamo: "And that baby became... Superman."
circusofkirkus: Indiana Jonesthat shit
Mistborn83: just like in Indiana Jones
SilentOptimist: a little gummy worm
energenick: send the baby to earth
PMAvers: "I'm here, my little sandwich." *takes a bite*
matthaus_c: Press X to Breastfeed!
energenick: let it train under grandpa gohan
satyropodobny: let the authorities take the baby
Manae: That is not the way to hold a baby
Mister_Hush: This game is major depressing, yo
Adamantcheese: soothe babu
circusofkirkus: press X to soothe
brainbosh: oh uh NSFW coming up
Zaraka00: x to mother
MAPBoardgames: Time for some post-partum cannibalism.
Lord_ZYRK: PMAvers LUL
DeM0nFiRe: HINT: This video game has controls
zeldakid1999: Gameplay
Dish_KP: press X to parent
itira: BOOB
tergonis: my oblivion that you are directly causing
Ciijay: A boobie!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so I'm guessing our choices are leave the babbo and let the empress kill us, or figure out a way to kill the empress
PharaohBender27: TOS
TurnOneForrest: demonetized
MegaDosX: Wasn't expecting that.
Lord_ZYRK: tiddy WutFace
Abelzumi: Oh dear
Koshindan: Just breast feeding. It's normal.
jetpixi: was not expecting that
Mister_Hush: It's completely natural, don't make it weird
Darleysam: HEY JAMES!
Getter404: Hey, if twitch is cool with the dongs in Cyberpunk...
GhostValv: seabatApp
Raincoast_Bear: No zombie milk
itira: LUL
circusofkirkus: boobies and peeners!
warboss5: Remarkably free or nasty black veins
satyropodobny: zombie bewb
jetpixi: hi @Ciijay LUL
PMAvers: Oh hey, Twitch chat is seeing something they havn't before.
Easilycrazyhat: Hey! Wieners are ok, but BOOBS cross the line! /s
Mysticman89: kinda pulsing though
eric_christian_berg: Latching can be a bitch.
dappercuttlefish: no zombie lines on the boob
Neddy471: Well, it's a boob being used in the manner it was intending.
energenick: New from Kellogs, ZombMilk
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, on the one hand, normalizing breastfeeding is good. On the other hand, gamifying trying to feed your child is... uh...
NimrodXIV: ~it's what they are for~
Ciijay: Heya @jetpixi ! i came at the right time haha
SmithKurosaki: Agreed Arc
GhostValv: 😱
jetpixi: yeah you did LUL @Ciijay
Cartographers_Ink: I didn't see no vagina!!
MAPBoardgames: This baby sucks.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah me too
Adamantcheese: wait isn't this basically a zombie breastfeeding a child
Ciijay: Yeah i mean out of all of the justified reasons to show boobs. But also - aaaa breastfeeding as a mechanic whaaaat
Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_ZYRK Learning is fun
matthaus_c: Zyrk lives another day
PMAvers: Baby: "Kill all the Nazis, obviously." *hands her a shotgun*
Serpens77: a GAMING first? And not a FIRST first??
Manae: Ben learns what it feels like to be a mother
itira: That kid aint done
LinearGif: how do I level up in breastfeeding
satyropodobny: dude, our hand are HUGE
devsfan19: I tune in to a wholesome lrr stream and I see a boobie?!
MegaDosX: Certainly not on Let's Nope
energenick: you want to?
Manae: This would be weirder in VR
Adamantcheese: big ol' eyes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: she's a legit newborn. she real tiny
BrindleBoar: now get a JOB
Dish_KP: Everyone get out your 'Video Games as Art' Bingo card!
GertrudePerkins: Throw Baby, Peasant's Quest style
SilentOptimist: take battery with child in hand?
fastlane250: >throw baby
Lord_ZYRK: 2021 starting with nipples being okay, so that's a good note to start on
warboss5: Awww, look at his adorable little head clipping through the blanket, so cute!
Mistborn83: jeepers peepers
MegaDosX: Moral choice Ben!
Raincoast_Bear: Put her in a baby Bjorn and parkour the the heck out of there.
Zalthia: i hate it
itira: Im sure that any child would enjoy being called slug as a nick name .....Adam... lol
thraximore: ah so here's the end choice?
dappercuttlefish: waitwaitwait was the mom not wearing a bra? that makes the stunts so much more impressive
medic_turtle13: this is usually where the baby spits up and you're happy to give them to someone else for a while
Jean_Jacques_EB: i'm calling bad ending
matthaus_c: linking the flame is for cowards!
PharaohBender27: RUN RUN RUN
Mister_Hush: I definitely would have chosen the other thing, neat
PMAvers: "Protect her? She's my emergency rations."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: my friend nicknamed her kid "the bean" from about three months into the pregnancy because the doctor said she was the size of a lima bean
CaptainSpam: "Kid! Stealth mode, activate!"
Darleysam: baby's a narc!
DeM0nFiRe: If the baby got a job she could pay for her own damn cure
satyropodobny: Its lupus, go back
energenick: escort stealth missions! BOOOOOO
abyssaldm: @Darleysam Holy moly you're here, too?
jetpixi: baby's has like -4 stealth
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: cut off the feeds!
eric_christian_berg: Not sure why we should trust creepy alien woman.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the empress had four feeds keeping her alive
Kibbik: Nobody likes a grass
Darleysam: @abyssaldm heck yeah! I love Let's Nope!
Dish_KP: We're usin' the KEYS
HundreydAundre: Oh, it's a bio-poison.
Koshindan: She saved your baby and you kill her. :(
Easilycrazyhat: Oh gonna cry while your hiding...
Nigouki: are we the baddies?
satyropodobny: mommy's working
quentastic: There are three endings, escape to paris, empress gets the child, and everyone dies
eric_christian_berg: And we will all... go down... together!
matthaus_c: wait, did she just do a 180 on trying to get the baby to live
Jean_Jacques_EB: soothe the baby
thraximore: please sooth bby :(
Getter404: Use [Beans] on [Baby]
Abelzumi: GDQ: Gynocological delivery quest
MegaDosX: Ben, I don't know familiar you are with babies, but typically saying "shut up" doesn't help :p
Adamantcheese: 360 no bab
PMAvers: Baby's First Decide
energenick: "Honey, Mommy's killing a diety right now, can you calm it down for 10 minutes?"
GertrudePerkins: Going for a Baby% run
PMAvers: *Deicide
abyssaldm: @darleysam ljgami1Heart
Easilycrazyhat: XD
circusofkirkus: not now WIndows!
jetpixi: oh no
PharaohBender27: katesScared
matthaus_c: WSAD will never not get me
TurnOneForrest: the true horror
gravyJay1: sounds like windows update
Lord_ZYRK: Is this HahaShrugLeft seabatTROG the Nightmare of Mensis?
Blue_man7: the game if feaking out on you
quillilian: sure is struggling
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: honey, mamma needs to slay a god-empress right now
satyropodobny: it's a feature
BrindleBoar: windows was the real monster all along
PMAvers: Are you running out of hard drive space due to local recording?
Nigouki: time for windows beep boops
CaptainSpam: Way to maintain the tension, game!
energenick: PC Gamers *shakes head*
warboss5: Man, if that was intentional it would have been a really cool design choice
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's it dinging about?
Darleysam: @abyssaldm ljgami1Friendlyfire
SmithKurosaki: Press F for Tension
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jetpixi: F
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh you got that fun Discord bug too!
PharaohBender27: Break time?
Mister_Hush: Nice!
Dish_KP: mmmmmmmm
jetpixi: Mango Party
matthaus_c: I thought that was a hammer LUL
PMAvers: The keyboard thirsts for MANGO
Lord_ZYRK: Mango pog
energenick: @kinginfernal HOOOOOOOOOOOO *Jim Dugin intensifies*
quentastic: It will save you right here, so if you restart the game it shouldn't set you back
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, I love Spillmango's Minecraft videos.
warboss5: Hit with a hammer! Percussive maintenance fixes everything!
MegaDosX: Technology pls
HundreydAundre: Tech Diff Intermission
kinginfernal: @energenick Anytime
PharaohBender27: Computers don't care about your puny human laws!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Hang in there, baby?"
Dish_KP: Graham's hacking the network
energenick: Just start breaking your other appliances in front of the computer so it knows whos in charge
kinginfernal: Specifically the microwave
jetpixi: boom?
CaptainSpam: And replace all the magic blue juice with Kool-Aid.
Mistborn83: the JUIICE!
MegaDosX: Maybe take the energy cell?
Mistborn83: !quote juice
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MegaDosX: So you can teleport?
dappercuttlefish: deicide pog
Mistborn83: !quote god
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Pharmacistjudge: you wanted to take her...not save her
Lord_ZYRK: Is this HahaShrugLeft seabatApp attacking AND dethroning god?
SilentOptimist: don't forget the battery
MAPBoardgames: "Pay attention everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god."\
Koshindan: You're stuck.
Stalevar_: you went through all this trouble and killed everyone to save your baby just so you can sacrifice your baby to kill the queen. i think you are the monster after all.
GertrudePerkins: oops, that was a load-bearing god
Serpens77: there is no "going"
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
serramarkov: And this is how we brought vampirism to Earth.
MegaDosX: Adam pls
FENIXA5HE5: annnnnnd scene
thraximore: KEKW
Stripe_dog: So this is really "If I can't have the baby no one can"
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
jetpixi: LUL What
tergonis: did we ever get a firm answer of what it takes to make vitae?
circusofkirkus: boo
Serpens77: you were warned it would kill you and the baby as well
CaptainSpam: "So anyway, that was a crazy week. Anyone up for Taco Bell?"
Boon_33: lrrSPOOP
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Kibbik: The Whole Story ?
LurkerSpine: there are 3 endings apparently
Manae: @tergonis Torture
Mistborn83: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
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Zaraka00: Oh so this is matrix 4
Saintnex: So there are two other endings, I dunno if any of them could be called the "good" ending
Seth_Erickson: big face tower
josh___something: Now you know... the whole story Kappa
quentastic: You can leave, you didn't need to kill her
brainbosh: you didnt make it
BrindleBoar: tower's falling dude
Kibbik: are we alive?
Kibbik: is this hell?
AranMathai: I don't think there is a good end for this game.
Jean_Jacques_EB: told ya
enki1256: You got the "Good" bad ending.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm gonna say it wasn't a *great* end, no.
Jean_Jacques_EB: bad ending
Serpens77: there's 3 total endings, that's jsut one
tenthtechpriest: is this end?
LurkingLuusi: yes got caught tomany times
Mistborn83: im confused
Milocw: yes ben, you choose to kill your baby
Raincoast_Bear: It's and end. You decide if it's bad.
SquareDotCube: Someone poisoned the vitae hole!
Sogheim: there's only End
enki1256: There's a third that is a proper "good" end.
dappercuttlefish: i think you killed everyone
jetpixi: killing the thing that helped your kid seems like a bad end thing
PharaohBender27: ???
NimrodXIV: sludge didn't seem like a good thing
josh___something: You got the slightly better bad end
Seth_Erickson: hit us
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well, their torture is over
HundreydAundre: Kay.
Vyous: Credits!
zeldakid1999: zoeySith
energenick: I mean, whatever ending this was, it certainly wasn't the good one
josh___something: Yes!
Zaraka00: ez credits
Getter404: Depends on what you mean by bad. You killed the Mushroom Queen Thingy
SmoreThanAFeelin: Here it comes
TurnOneForrest: well that bites
Tiber727: This is the "sacrifice yourself and baby to stop villain forever" ending.
Mistborn83: um......
Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe we watch the other two endings on YT?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes!
BusTed: What was the Achievement name?
Sogheim: achievement unlocked!
Dish_KP: boooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Saintnex: good job Ben, you killed everyone!
Seth_Erickson: EZ one time credits POG
zeldakid1999: Clap
itira: A R T
brainbosh: bad end
josh___something: ROLL CREDITS!
gravyJay1: you ended the torture
birds0fparadise: lol
7gorobei: hello darkness my old friend
Koshindan: What did you think was going to happen?
Stripe_dog: What did you expect?
Mistborn83: slow clap
Zalthia: There are 3 endings I think
LurkerSpine: You made the wrong choice
Boon_33: lrrHERE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't think that was bad end
satyropodobny: Hooray! Ambiguity!
LinearGif: They warned you like five times lol
MegaDosX: You got the medium ending
fastlane250: laaaaame
brainbosh: You didnt escape
itira: de bebe
enki1256: There be three.
Blue_man7: What makes it a bad ending though?
Stripe_dog: We killed literally everyone
Sogheim: Ben: Genocidal Xenophobe
Dish_KP: ded
energenick: Ben choosing to have everyone lose as opposed to just himself
thraximore: Morally ambiguous ending!
FENIXA5HE5: annnnnd ART
Jean_Jacques_EB: you were injecting weird red goo intop things Ben
quentastic: You prevented all the suffering sustaining the god
jetpixi: im wondering what the expectation was lol
TurnOneForrest: seemed pretty bad to me
Mistborn83: but baby!
Koshindan: She was literally telling you everyone would die.
GhostValv: tqsBweh tqsBweh tqsBweh lrrHORN
DeM0nFiRe: You killed a baby, great job
Arclight_Dynamo: What part of "Stop, you'll kill us all" was unclear?
Stripe_dog: We killed our friends, then the aliens, then our baby and ourselves.
circusofkirkus: torture a dude, expect to get a good ending
Mistborn83: Ben is the real monster
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: You killed the empress and saved the like thousands of humans being used as fear-batteries from eternal torment.
circusofkirkus: hmm
howdoipunch: "The guy said if I killed the god we wouldn't survive, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?"
Milocw: She said "the baby would die without her", you choose the if I can't be a mom no one could be one
Raincoast_Bear: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Koshindan: Too optimistic.
itira: shouldnt have expected to win Ben
TurnOneForrest: life isn't a video game, Ben
MegaDosX: You saw a teleporter earlier
MegaDosX: Guess you could've run for that?
Stripe_dog: Sorry you wanted a happy end out of a horror game?
thraximore: You are not.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben I think that was the good end though?
Serpens77: because you jsut murdered a baby?
SpoonfullOfSugar: you might have been able to escape with baby instead of killing her
dappercuttlefish: I feel like this might have been the good ending? Like "leave and the baby eventually dies", "give the baby to the crazy immortal", "kill god and end everyone's torture"
birds0fparadise: well...
Dog_of_Myth: Is Ben the Baddie?
satyropodobny: Ben was the real monster we made along the way
itira: GASP
DeM0nFiRe: Because it's funnier to act like you're the monster
LinearGif: You should be ashamed of yourself Ben
Zaraka00: D:
Saintnex: There ARE other endings Ben
AranMathai: You did torture and or murder that dude.
gualdhar: you killed a baby, Ben
itira: how DARE
Dish_KP: This is Little Hope all over again
Musicsquid: There’s two other endings according to Wikipedia
RayFK: Because they looked up the endings to have a small sense of superiority.
BusTed: tqsShrug
Pteraspidomorphi: Poor old lady, she just wanted to save her!
Koshindan: Lady just wanted to help you and you killed her and everyone else.
SmoreThanAFeelin: WHAT?
Pharmacistjudge: You chose to save humanity by killing an evil alien thing.
GhostValv: D
Mistborn83: well.....
circusofkirkus: Ben did a Renegade run
jetpixi: what bagde?
Darleysam: please nooooooo, we're just a little chat
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm bad? Enh, nothing new.
SquareDotCube: You are the monster, you spilled mango on your keyboard!
Milocw: it's okay ben, we know you don't listen to the story
itira: benginRage
Mistborn83: nooooooooo
SpoonfullOfSugar: there was another place you could use the battery, wasn't there?
MAPBoardgames: You're the monster because you drank the zombie joose
Jean_Jacques_EB: you could have left without using the red goo Ben, You did this!
jetpixi: badge*
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: You killed the empress and that saves all the thousands of people being tortured eternally to keep her alive. That sounds like the good end really.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Blue_man7: I've given myself a badge, I'm happy Kappa
Zaraka00: : D
Seth_Erickson: Adam's my favorite parent Kappa
MegaDosX: Hah, joke's on you, I'll just forge the signature
BusTed: Hell yeah Adam.
tergonis: society literally powered by torture sounds like something worth ending
Raincoast_Bear: You did what you had to Ben to save the world from the Empress.
viicttorr2: It felt like there was now good end to this game
circusofkirkus: Dad and Dad are fighting again
dragonwarrior000: the game told you everyone would die if you did that
SmoreThanAFeelin: Adam!
GONU95: What an awful ending
Saintnex: welp
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
itomeshi: OK, so at least you ended the torture planet.
LinearGif: "gosh Amari, I think if we do this, we'll die too" :0
itira: hahahaha
Boon_33: You got the bad end because you yeeted the Adam monkey into space.
MegaDosX: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Koshindan: We don't want you as our mother, you'll unleash red goo on us.
Pharmacistjudge: I'm lost now. is Adam Ben's Dad or Ben's partner?
Neddy471: So Ben is Twitch-Mom?
Serpens77: if you don't want to look bad in front of the kids, maybe don't murder kids in front of the kids Kappa
abyssaldm: Jesus christ, get a counselor!
MinniChii: Yeah... I'm the mean one, husband is the fun one
quentastic: I find this game interesting. It’s not as philosophically interesting as SOMA, not as scary as Dark Decent was, and not as good a story as Machine for Pigs, but has some interesting theming. It links motherhood to colonialism, probably inspired by queen Victoria’s representation as a mother to the empire (getting local prosperity from outsiders suffering), and then links that to prioritising you own children over other people.
Lord_ZYRK: I wanna go to dad's BabyRage
SmoreThanAFeelin: lets see the other endings?
dappercuttlefish: that was the good ending it's fine
MegaDosX: Ben you always go for the evil route in video games, and complain about being cast as the monster? Come on :p
Dish_KP: that ending SUCKS, but i had fun
matthaus_c: for what it's worth, Ben, I tune into your stream more often :p
nyquister_: All of the above
energenick: Cheer100 Good job Ben. You chose to nuke reality instead of put your child up for adoption. Also jokes on you, my parents cant read! (also ben could you check your whispers after stream it isnt super important but ya know)
quentastic: I also think that “The Mother of Us All” is a bit more interesting that she first appears. She’s been sitting alone in her tower looking out over suffering peoplefor, probably, thousands of years, likely nursing a desire to have something that any of her citizens could do but she could not (and was likely prevented from adopting someone by her advisers).
Seth_Erickson: impossible
BrindleBoar: WHAT
jetpixi: "Dad's has pizza and ice cream!"
tenthtechpriest: every parent's worst fear: child devouring godplantqueens
itira: Are you suuuuuure?
Seth_Erickson: I refuse to believe it
Zaraka00: Lies!
DeM0nFiRe: What?!?
SquareDotCube: Ben adopted Adam?
ContingentCat: WHAAAT?
CaptainSpam: You COULD have just trusted your newborn child, the last vestige of sanity you have, to the alien mushroom zombie ghost monster goddess, you know. You HAD choices. Kappa
Xenovita: Ben is bad at saving people, does no one remember the gun incident in Little Hope?
jetpixi: whaaaaa?
LinearGif: not even friends? D:
Zalthia: The endings are all kind of lackluster imo
Kibbik: Dads are fighting again laraSad
GrittyGramps: I don't believe you
Darleysam: there's two other endings, one with more stuff
NonjaBiru: My world view is shattered!
quentastic: My big criticism of the game is that Tasi only really thinks and talks of her soon to be born child, and while it makes sense that that is her focus, she could have talked about some other things so it wouldn’t come across as monomaniacal and vaguely gender essentialist.
quentastic: Like, in a flashback there is a drawing of hers of some architecture, so she could have made some comments about that all the architectural styles? It is implied that all these civilisations colonised these lands and subdued the local populous so it would have fit into the colonial theme.
brainbosh: Victory was the other endings
Blue_man7: There is no victory on this plane :(
satyropodobny: Hey, remember when Adam killed that baby in Witcher?
josh___something: Victory in a horror game? hahaaha
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, I think it was victory? In that you ended the torture planet and saved all the people being eternally tormented to keep this vampire god alive?
MegaDosX: She did say that you would kill everyone by killing her, so.
Abelzumi: Do you want to know how to get the good-good ending?
FerociousPeach: you were close to doing the ending were you save the baby and leave
Mister_Hush: They literally told you over and over "We will not survive this"
Saintnex: There is an escape ending :p
Lord_ZYRK: That's okay, Ben. Watching this stream always makes me sad.
howdoipunch: It was a moral question of what to do. Which end is "bad" is kind of a matter of perspective.
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
BusTed: :)
Seth_Erickson: just watch another stream Kappa
satyropodobny: urlichChamp
Papperslappen: Is there a post credits scene like in SOMA?
eric_christian_berg: Go watch some Letterkenny.
Lord_ZYRK: Oh shit I never thought of that :O
jetpixi: Just Smile Zyrk
matthaus_c: you sit through all of this and appreciate every single person, Ben!
Tiber727: The alternatives are you dying and your baby living forever by drinking torture juice, or escaping and possibly having the baby die anyway.
brainbosh: Going to try for the other endings?
circusofkirkus: time for ocean spoops in Subnautica :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ben, I believe you can load the final checkpoint and do the other endings if you want to.
Kaaosa: You got the "Describable Ending"
Koshindan: Make your own ending where you win.
quentastic: You could look at the other endings if you want
matthaus_c: Subnautica!
SquareDotCube: That means you can make a story with a better ending!
itira: Stardew!
warboss5: YESSSSSSSS, subnautica!
jetpixi: LUL @itira
warboss5: The sequel is coming out later this month!
Easilycrazyhat: lol
MegaDosX: This is ending late Ben :p
LithelyUnshod: The Medium comes out on the 28th
Zaraka00: end a whole week early
PharaohBender27: katesLol
DeM0nFiRe: You are ending 6 days, 23 hours, 30 minutes early Kappa
itira: ;) @jetpixi
circusofkirkus: lol itira
matthaus_c: How Long To Beat has a "Leisure" playthrough of Subnautica's main story at 37h
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
xantos69: CHEER300 Bits for the Spoopy boys!
circusofkirkus: JUMINO KART speedrun!
Mister_Hush: Junimo Kart Junimo Kart
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm pretty sure the other endings are "escape with babbo who may die of wasting disease" and "leave babbo to drink torture juice on a dead planet forever" so like....which is "good" is a matter of opinion.
lamina5432: amnesia rebirth all endings
jetpixi: KART*
itira: benginDab
Seth_Erickson: Has he won the Egg Hunt yet? Kappa
matthaus_c: benginDab
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Ivalenz_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: We Need to Go Deeper) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (20:32 from now).
lamina5432: whoops wrong type bar
Abelzumi: Bye bye from the gachapon
DarkMorford: BLOBFISH
Ivalenz_: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
fastlane250: oh YES
GhostValv: going deep again
matthaus_c: dab back @energenick
circusofkirkus: Seth_Erickson no, we're trapped in a temporal blackhole known as the arcade
Easilycrazyhat: Sweet!
samwisep86: !badadvice
LRRbot: Agitate the hole.
energenick: Dab to Assert Dominance
zeldakid1999: Thank you for streaming, it was fun. Bye VirtualHug
MegaDosX: As one does.
RvLeshrac: I mean, yes.
xantos69: You are describing a mechanic.
Papperslappen: Ian becomes one with the plasma
Seth_Erickson: @circusofkirkus that's reasonable sad I missed some streams lots of extra work since our new clerk just decided to dip no notice
Serpens77: are plasmas as literally deadly as CRT tvs?
LinearGif: Good night guys
RvLeshrac: I think Ian pretty much described the show as that.
PMAvers: And hopefully not burn the moonbase down.
quillilian: Ian cooks and does home improvement, for currency
jetpixi: His own shit lol @xantos69
lamina5432: he builds legos sometimes
matthaus_c: I think you're onto something, Ben. he Tinkers, he Tailors, he Solders
Serpens77: Taalia is great!
Juliamon: Serpens77 Apparently not since they're more modular inside
Seth_Erickson: He has also been known to Fry
RvLeshrac: Looking forward to Ian shattering a plasma TV.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART
xantos69: @jetpixi oh, so now a mechanic can't work on their own car?
lamina5432: g'night
dappercuttlefish: <3 <3 <3
Serpens77: that's waht I thought, they shouldn't need the enormous capacitor which is the deadly part
jetpixi: *shrug*
CaptainSpam: Consume mass quantities!
Seth_Erickson: ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
itira: yay chocolate!
matthaus_c: consume a baby bar
itira: byeeeeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeee
matthaus_c: byeeeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
TheAinMAP: Good night.
FENIXA5HE5: Thanks guys
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ian says his TV is "screaming" so I think he might need an exorcist, not a soldering iron, but hey. I'm not a professional streamer.
Jean_Jacques_EB: crap its 5:30 AM..guess no sleep before work tonight...
energenick: Have Reeses Take5, the best candy bar yet created
Serpens77: screaming sounds like a busted cap, so maybe deadly after all Kappa
Juliamon: unpopular opinion: NutRageous are better
Juliamon: So many fun sounds!
Easilycrazyhat: Bye computer
RvLeshrac: Coil whine or bad caps on the TV, yeah.
RvLeshrac: Could also be a bad transformer
Serpens77: like Megatron?
DeM0nFiRe: Could also be a tormented soul
Jean_Jacques_EB: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: We Need to Go Deeper) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (20:29 from now).
Serpens77: he's about the baddest Transformer Kappa
xantos69: @energenick I agree with you. Take 5 bars are the best.
RvLeshrac: More like Starscream.
Jim02762: @Serpens77 CRTs haven't been deadly since the 1970's. The greater danger is getting shocked and having your hand go flying into something sharp.
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSPOOP
DeM0nFiRe: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote ngry
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DeM0nFiRe: !findquote angry
LRRbot: Quote #5139: "I predict a lot of angry tweets." —Graham [2018-07-05]
DeM0nFiRe: Thaat quote could be from literally any time after like 2010