Sibwow: wheeler sent me button please
gnome_friend: !findquote button
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Field94: !findquote button
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notbehaving: !findquote Jar
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SnowBuddy18: it's a wild Ben
Riiiiiiis: Bengineering go go go
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BlightningHelix: Weird question: Does the music sound a little off to anyone else?
fiech0: wheelerHub
vanlaz0r: i don't know if i've ever actually caught one of these live before
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djalternative: I hath returned
Alas_Babylon: !findquote juice
LRRbot: Quote #4877: "Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man" β€”Ben [2018-04-03]
fiech0: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerEed
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vinopinguino: let's go taalia!!! taaliaHYPE
BGxMage: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
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gnome_friend: !card thalia, thraben
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
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maraplaysmagic: ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀ TAALIA TAKE MY ENERGY ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
RecursiveAcronym: whoo! i've only run across taalia v v recently but i am obliged to support a fellow houstonian so i am super hyped
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matthaus_c: henlo friends benginHi
therealkenm135: !decklist
Electrodyne: Hi Internet friends!
djalternative: I see many of taalia's chat is joining us tonight. Welcome friends.
SquanderedResources: monageHi
vinopinguino: go taalia! make htown proud!
maraplaysmagic: Who's Taalia?
Electrodyne: seabatUseless benginFuse
pyronils80: YEAH! :) :) :)
marf4444: pog\
vinopinguino: taaliaHi
maraplaysmagic: taaliaHYPE
vanlaz0r: i've been watching a playlist of the canadian highlander vods on loop for the past two weeks. i've seen nelson win with hidetsugu's second rite at least three times now
SquanderedResources: amethy11Hype amethy11Hype amethy11Hype
greenwaybarista: @taaliavess for president
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The_Omniarch: w00tles
Serpens77: Ben didn't get the memo that this is a glasses-only stream
DiscordianTokkan: Wooo!
SquanderedResources: @vanlaz0r woah, I've been doing the exact same thing!
pyronils80: Hallo and good evening! :) :) :)
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
GhostValv: :O
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DanTheMediocre: benginHype
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RandomTrivia: Special Guest HYPE!
djalternative: Ben, where are your glasses?
elah806: Serge is here so I predict just one game
vinopinguino: taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO
Serpens77: RIVALRY!
F1SHOR: Serge ready to pop off again :P
marf4444: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrIAN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
RockPusher: sergeSnerge sergeMoly
DiscordianTokkan: Pre-existing beef!
GhostValv: what's the deep lore?
ShaneLeeAtk: BEEF BEEF BEEF
ZackTheCatKing: Serge what did you do?
thekrakenwithin: He made some mutant monstrosities and killed everyone.
SnowBuddy18: the flashback lore to this fight is great
elah806: Oooh I'm excited for the mutate deck I didn't get a chance to catch it
Tom_Bruise: It's commander; Every match is a grudge match
Greypelt: Hmm, beefy
TheWarbo: pre-beef
scarlet_feverish: mmm, beef :)
gnome_friend: !findquote beef
LRRbot: Quote #855: "I beefed it." β€”Ian [2015-10-13]
niccus: tender dry-aged beef
Electrodyne: It's good lore
thekrakenwithin: beef
vinopinguino: taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO
Wonderdoc: Preef
DiscordianTokkan: Commander Pizza with left beef!
SnowBuddy18: every Commander fight has previous beef
Mattmitchell45: You have Dry-Brined this Beef
fiech0: let's get a good none pizza with left beef
AirTony7: I wonder what insanity Wheeler is bringing
greenwaybarista: never forget
Sogheim: that IS the Commander Experience
Electrodyne: lrrHAM best I can do
RandomTrivia: That classic Commander experience
vinopinguino: CFB petty league. lol
maraplaysmagic: A kingdom of cards!
GhostValv: :O
zuchen_120: hot singles i your area, try cardkingdom
RecursiveAcronym: all that matters in commander is you, your deck, and that one incident 3 weeks ago
NightWingMistHawk: !decklists
zuchen_120: in
Kukako: So glad that I am still awake to watch this live.
Sogheim: I really wish Ben would bring back his Feldon deck, that was awesome
NotCainNorAbel: CardKingdom - Singles can be brought to your area
vinopinguino: not the most structurally sound @maraplaysmagic
walkwithoutrhythm: I have a R/W wrath/LD commander deck. People play against it ONCE and forever after kill me first regardless of what deck I'm playing
Mattmitchell45: Just got my Omnath button today!
scarlet_feverish: Wait, sexy singles delivered to my area? :O
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RandomTrivia: LRRbot needs a !button command LUL
RockPusher: The Duchy of Decks, The Principality of Paper, The Barony of Buttons!
pyronils80: Hi Paul
TheWarbo: wheeler don't you put that energy into the world
sblue333: who's the guest?
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
Tom_Bruise: Just you wait, we'll be getting Omnath, Locus of the World Tree next
SnowBuddy18: the Cingdom of Cards
RockPusher: Fight!
RandomTrivia: To the fighty place!
Pikaminer1245: Taalia Chat represent
SnowBuddy18: @Tom_Bruise Omnath, Locus of Progenitus
sarahneth: taaliaLetsGO
thekrakenwithin: That Omnath sounds too real to be a nightmare.
monakai: But it will be An Omnath, Locus of the World tree. 4 Omnaths at the same time
r10pez10: yahtzee roll
dr_unks: KILL SERGE FIRST!!!
adi_pie: !decklist
TheWarbo: mult3 pals
Sogheim: ooh exciting commanders!
Sibwow: !kiwibags
RandomTrivia: For that full commander experience, someone needs to whine about spindowns lrrBEEJ
SnowBuddy18: he did say loaded spindown
AlienNanobots: what is fun
r10pez10: the grudges start now
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Spongehorn: 32 months. That's how long 2020 was!
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vinopinguino: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
burningstalktitan: Go Taalia! Shows these guys up!
scarlet_feverish: Untap, Grudge-keep, Draw
RandomTrivia: "Powerful" also known as "Incredibly busted"
RandomTrivia: Oh. OH.
RandomTrivia: Kamigawa tribal?!
Fruan: Kamigawa spirits?!
DarkMorford: Does he mean like the whiskey and vodka kind of spirits? Kappa
Alas_Babylon: Anowon, Karador's Husbando
theaggrokrag: Kamigawa babay
walkwithoutrhythm: Are we seeing the Kirins? do we have 0 cmc spirits to kill all lands?
LRRbot: Savannah | Land β€” Forest Plains |
theaggrokrag: Hondens
LRRbot: Anowon, the Ruin Thief [2UB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [2/4] | Other Rogues you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
fr8g2: kamigawa is great
Fruan: Time to soulshift! Is that even the name of the ability? It's very old and bad!
Serpens77: a couple of - a bunch of additions
LordHizzington: Kamigawa spirits? Everyone else should concede immediately
RockPusher: Yay, packed!!! benginFingers benginHeart benginDab
maraplaysmagic: Yours is pretty much like the pre-con too, right, Taalia?
Alas_Babylon: It might mill, it might kill, but it will certainly thrill
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
RandomTrivia: WELP
F1SHOR: Yes ben yesss!
dr_unks: Too many Bens. My smooth brain can't handle it
underhill33: good lord
RandomTrivia: Archenemy time!
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
GhostValv: :O
frogomb: G2?
Serpens77: and NOW Ruin Crab
DiscordianTokkan: Unlimited POWER
LackingSanity_: hashtag house ban sol ring
r10pez10: watch ben not play any more lands
fiech0: can anyone tell what Ben's backround is?
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denofaiz: Hooray!
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TheWarbo: i often do ben's first turn, into "i have nothing to do with all this mana"
LRRbot: Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait [4GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Serpent [5/5] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.
r10pez10: dire straits
Sogheim: yay Large Tatyova!
SnowBuddy18: damnit Wheeler, now you got ME thinking about the pierogis in the freezer
ComradeMik: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:57.
Gen2Gengar: Aesi the Sultan of Swing
Serpens77: Tatyovest
Gaz_L: Gyre Straits, excellent band
RandomTrivia: The Sultan of Swing, and also of a body of water lrrBEEJ
vanlaz0r: popular classic rockstars, Gyre Straits
dr_unks: Gyre Straits sang Money for Nothing
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vanlaz0r: ok everyone already made the joke
Ukon_Cairns: that name is two jojo references right mpieThink
BrowneePoints: Gyre Straits, they're the Sultans of Swim
Mr_Horrible: Danger Noodle Tribal
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
vanlaz0r: @BrowneePoints wins
LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion β€” No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints Ok, that's better than my one. Well played
XprotoformX: Mana For Nothing and Your Land for Free
circusofkirkus: ELK TRIBAL
r10pez10: "that's it"
dr_unks: it's glorious!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Elkemental
TheWarbo: WUBRG with a rider!
BrowneePoints: @RandomTrivia My Pun Game is Renowned
underhill33: *elk noises*
vanlaz0r: We gotta move these... hold on
Sogheim: fancy rainbow elk with smaller elk next to it so you can see how big it is
LRRbot: Indatha Triome | Land β€” Plains Swamp Forest | Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
monakai: Anything's a tribe if you build it
RandomTrivia: Mechanic Tribal is a valid form of Tribal deck
Mr_Horrible: My Tribe is "Unstable Genetic Composition"
targetplayer: if he's playing Elk we need Oko! (the adorable pupper, not the busted planeswalker)
LRRbot: Sunpetal Grove | Land | Sunpetal Grove enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints Darn, knew I shouldn't have let that attack through
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
vanlaz0r: we gotta move mi...shra's replicator
r10pez10: T2 commander
vanlaz0r: the moment is gone, we're not making dire straits jokes anymore
LRRbot: Anowon, the Ruin Thief [2UB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [2/4] | Other Rogues you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land β€” Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
RandomTrivia: MOAR fast mana!
MrBurrito: do the thing Serge!
underhill33: muy picante
gnome_friend: ANCIENT TOMb mana
Naarius: Um
MrBurrito: Ancient Tomb Mana
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
BrindleBoar: time for scoots
RandomTrivia: Uh oh
scarlet_feverish: s c u t e
CryptiEX: THE SCUTES HAVE COME
RandomTrivia: Scute scute!
theaggrokrag: danger will robinson
dr_unks: 250 tokens maximum!!!
kristof162028: Hey Olivia r u hy
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vinopinguino: scute zoot
thraximore: This is shaping up to be a fun game
elah806: Got a Maelstrom Pulse in this Commander game Wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: Scutate? Oh no, I think I need to look into that deck
seenoham: there are always more scuts
zuchen_120: I literally am not even considering using that card simply because it is a pain to play out.
thekrakenwithin: I discovered the other day during some battles with a friend on Arena that they will only let you have 250 of them.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
circusofkirkus: still pretty good
KidAmn: "it's fine, someone else will wrath this board"
Sogheim: ugh it's so shiny, that sol ring
RandomTrivia: Today, friends, we shall demonstrate why tabletop Magic is best Magic. You can have any number of tokens you can represent with dice!
theaggrokrag: "nothing better than letting a board state get outta control.... thats fun right"
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land β€” Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Diabore: @thekrakenwithin ya, they recently capped tokenns to 250
r10pez10: wand is sick
seenoham: @thekrakenwithin that reminds me of the guy who found out there was a limit in how much gold you can get in WoW
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
underhill33: holy crap
Dmc3628: and then Ulmer plays any steal effect aggro
theaggrokrag: Yyyyyyeesssss
RandomTrivia: Chaos Wand! Yasssss!
Dmc3628: or Serge will do it
lamina5432: my friends favorite
laikagoat: coxPog
scarlet_feverish: Team Chaos :O
RockPusher: sergeSnerge benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
kristof162028: Hey guys r u hype for snow duals at common
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos !
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ShuggieSays: Double sub baby! IT'S TWINS
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Taylorton147: o/
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petey_vonwho: I love Serge's deck already
TheWooglie: don't twitch and drive folks
Mattmitchell45: Loves me that Chaos Wand
theaggrokrag: Top "3 Steal Your Stuff" Cards
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery β€” Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
seenoham: chaos wand into busted cards that do nothing at the time.
Sibwow: ben swap it out for your german foil full art one
Carsonogenics_: wheeler not even playing his new reach? for shame
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thekrakenwithin: @Diabore @seenoham The only reason the battle wasn't done yet was because they had 4 billion life.
gnome_friend: !findquote kraken
LRRbot: Quote #6342: "I want to give the kraken a manicure." β€”Jacob [2019-08-19]
RandomTrivia: Conspicuous Iname noises...
sblue333: wow serge has a three visits from before it was cool
gnome_friend: Fetch the portal three kingdoms from the safe!
theaggrokrag: "Portal 3 Kingdoms printing of Three Visits"
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circusofkirkus: Whoa, I didn't know that precon came with mana drain Kappa
StageMgrRob: Question, is the damage on Ben Ulmer correct? Should it be on Serge?
MegaDosX: 0/1 instead of 1/1? Completely unacceptable. :p
r10pez10: wheeler lmao
control_rig: Wheeler...
AlienNanobots: LUL
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
DiscordianTokkan: Life IS a highway...
RandomTrivia: Judge! Misrepresenting the gamestate! lrrBEEJ
theaggrokrag: the highway is like a box of chocolates,
NotCainNorAbel: Life is a resource, I'm goin' ride it all night long
AlienNanobots: Jesus, I nearly did a spittake at that life comment
vinopinguino: scute boot!
dr_unks: Life has also been good to me so far
Thanautopsy: c0smikLUL
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MrBurrito: Director! the commander damage appears incorrect @LoadingReadyRun
Gooseblast: It worked! Kappa
vinopinguino: taaliaHA taaliaHA
ShaneLeeAtk: Beef beef beef!
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah, Ben has commander damage that was meant for Serge
SteveGiacolini: !live
gnome_friend: !findquote grudge
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MegaDosX: I think the way they do Commander damage now is they list damage dealt to player on the owner, since that's the best way for it to work if you have partners
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature β€” Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
thekrakenwithin: Did you not know? Commander damage is reversed today.
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX Ah, gotcha. That's very sensible
DiscordianTokkan: Misty Rainforest? Where's the Brock Rainforest, I need to make Ben think of the Frying Pan being used as a Drying Pan!
MegaDosX: @RandomTrivia It threw me too when they started doing it, but it definitely makes sense
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
Mr_Horrible: Kamigawa combos sofiePog
RandomTrivia: Wheeler's grandfather's deck HAS no pathetic cards...
LRRbot: Lifespinner [3G] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice three Spirits: Search your library for a legendary Spirit permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
MrBurrito: but with partners, don't you have to deal 21 damage with a single commander? or is it 21 combined between the partners?
Mr_Horrible: It's Kamigawa Forgemaster
MegaDosX: That has the potential to be spooky eventually
r10pez10: it's per-commander
RandomTrivia: The best 4-word phrase in Magic: "On your end step..."
LRRbot: Cunning Nightbonder [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [2/2] | Flash / Spells with flash you cast cost {1} less to cast and can't be countered.
LRRbot: Faerie Vandal [1U] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Faerie Vandal.
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MegaDosX: So I only got here a couple of minutes ago, is Ben playing the precon?
RandomTrivia: Baron Benjamin von Poppinoff is in the house!
Vampyre_Lord: storm count 4
LRRbot: Zulaport Duelist [U] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [1/1] | Flash / When Zulaport Duelist enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0 until end of turn. Its controller mills two cards.
theevilslime: modified precon, @megadosx
r10pez10: !decklists
MegaDosX: OK those are some big hits to get milled, my god
vinopinguino: oof
MegaDosX: Thanks @theevilslime
vinopinguino: you know what to do taalia
SmashTCG: Do it Ben, Flash in the zerath san
videogameprotagonist: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #1650: "You get to see magical sausage!" β€”Graham [2016-01-25]
RandomTrivia: It's a Kamigawa spirit, which means that it doesn't fly. Because.... Kamigawa!
F1SHOR: i hope he has Zerath and is just playing it cool lol
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sarahneth: creature less mutate is my kinda jank
LRRbot: Enigma Thief [5UU] | Creature β€” Sphinx Rogue [5/5] | Prowl {3}{U} / Flying / When Enigma Thief enters the battlefield, for each opponent, return up to one target nonland permanent that player controls to its owner's hand.
RandomTrivia: Woah
SquanderedResources: reminds me of serges naya ft. angels
SnowBuddy18: walls seems like a bad mutate target, it keeps defender
SquanderedResources: lol
sblue333: whoa
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LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
vinopinguino: lol
sblue333: he's gotta be stopped!
vinopinguino: taaliaLetsGO taaliaLetsGO
MegaDosX: Serge doesn't know the horror of Standard Rogues!
JokerBoney: where in the world is Ben's background wheelerKappa
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land β€” Forest Island Mountain | Ketria Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Uzumaki15: Oh right... Opposition Agent is a rogue...
r10pez10: give us three-sided triome MDFCs wotc
JokerBoney: costs one less too and has flash
TheWarbo: Ben, running two colors: "I should buy a triome"
Dmc3628: Oppo agent one time for ultra headache
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
seenoham: ben played blue to play flash and card draw
r10pez10: what
MegaDosX: Ben: "I hate playing blue!" Also Ben: *makes a Dimir deck for FNPF*
RandomTrivia: Cat Spirit!
MegaDosX: Also you cast a what Wheeler?
LRRbot: Phantom Nishoba [5GW] | Creature β€” Cat Beast Spirit [0/0] | Trample / Phantom Nishoba enters the battlefield with seven +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever Phantom Nishoba deals damage, you gain that much life. / If damage would be dealt to Phantom Nishoba, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Nishoba.
TheMagicalSazerac: little do they know wheeler has mana tithe hidden somewhere.
LaskoReadsComics: Ben's Blue duh ba dee da buh die
thekrakenwithin: @r10pez10 Eventually they'll make cubes that you have to roll on the table to figure out what side you cast/
LithelyUnshod: Oh heck yes. I run that in my Cat Tribal
niccus: awww, duskmantle seer is a wizard
MegaDosX: Ben's the arch enemy, get him!
HadesLeprechaun: Goes on the stack and stacks with lifelink!
vellebastet: hello all
TheMagicalSazerac: waiting for Ben to mill a brokkos
MegaDosX: Oh no.
MegaDosX: Oh no!
RandomTrivia: Magus of the Crucible nOOOO!
underhill33: big ood
r10pez10: oh jesus no
underhill33: oof rather
MegaDosX: Ben has milled some extremely spicy things from Taalia's deck, wow.
seenoham: should have blocked
DarkMorford: sadtuba.wav
MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
RandomTrivia: WOAH! Big mills!
Loonatic93: I hope Wheeler has 'dillo Cloak to go with that 7/7.
SnowBuddy18: Sunny T!
Cavemanhar: the hits just keep coming
juzztshay: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:11.
TheGreatHarambino: eerie old tomato
RandomTrivia: All of a sudden the mills became good
voydesoul: IT'S GARLIC FINGERS TIME!!!
Featherweight_: Counter on the vandal
MegaDosX: Holy shit the mills this turn
RaklarLS: i really want to play the rogues precon, but it's kind of impossible via webcam with all the graveyard stealing
MegaDosX: Also yeah the Vandal gets bigger
Alas_Babylon: Eerie Ult, Excavator, Sun Titan, what an incredible set of mills
petey_vonwho: Taalia drops Eternal Witness and just laughs
F1SHOR: mill 13 draw 3.... where is everyones creatures
seenoham: vandal trigger
greatwahooney: Iname, Death Aspect was the first rare I ever pulled out of a booster
JokerBoney: !card Anowon, the Ruin Thief
LRRbot: Anowon, the Ruin Thief [2UB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [2/4] | Other Rogues you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
JokerBoney: vampire? neat
LRRbot: Scute Swarm [2G] | Creature β€” Insect [1/1] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of Scute Swarm instead.
flangdale: da same blastoise
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
F1SHOR: the scute zone is terrifying
SnowBuddy18: does Taalia know they're insects and not plants?
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β€” Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
derekparkerheid: I found her! I found Carmen!
HammerTheWise: Hey hey everybody, what did I miss?
derekparkerheid: I demand a trip to anywhere in the continental United States!
JokerBoney: Taalia should be at 26
JokerBoney: 28 minus 3 plus 1
F1SHOR: ohh dont trust us
MegaDosX: Shocking.
RandomTrivia: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
HammerTheWise: !advice
LRRbot: Navigate the medieval obstacles.
r10pez10: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
nightsreach: +2
dr_unks: Taalia, you have lethal Kappa
Loonatic93: 26 is correct.
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
MegaDosX: Haha three people had the same idea
RandomTrivia: So the hivemind dictates LUL
maraplaysmagic: I think everyone was a 0 life. I forget though.
nightsreach: 27 is correct
Dread_Pirate_Westley: She should be down 1 from the beginning of her turn, but I wasn't paying close enough attention to remember what that is.
HammerTheWise: xD
Tripleyew: We are *totally* trustworthy! <said while silently shaking my head "no!">
Dmc3628: arena memories
SpoonfullOfSugar: Ah yes, the ol' shock myslef to have a blue untapped, pass
Tripleyew: also, 'evening players and howdy all
pyronils80: 27 is correct
SquanderedResources: Ben says with his wild board lol
F1SHOR: its when its 200 1/1s it becomes an issue
DiscordianTokkan: Scute swam is just a baby, it's just a little guy!
RandomTrivia: !quote 5423
LRRbot: Quote #5423: "No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?" β€”Heather [2018-10-20]
HammerTheWise: Sure, it's only a 1/1, for now...
sarahneth: taalia should be at 33 life, but a bully attacked hee
MegaDosX: Scute Swarm's only really terrifying with ramp. And Taalia's playing Simic, surely she's not running much ramp if any. :p
sarahneth: her even
TaaliaVess: LUL
SquanderedResources: amethy11Panic amethy11Panic amethy11Panic
thekrakenwithin: I enjoy having Scute Swarms and Trials of Solidarity.
MegaDosX: Oh no.
LRRbot: Genesis Ultimatum [GGUUURR] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand. Exile Genesis Ultimatum.
maraplaysmagic: That's an expensive Ultimatum over there.
thraximore: !card jegantha
LRRbot: Jegantha, the Wellspring [4{R/G}] | Legendary Creature β€” Elemental Elk [5/5] | Companion β€” No card in your starting deck has more than one of the same mana symbol in its mana cost. / {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.
maraplaysmagic: Would be a shame if someone Mana Drained it.
Unas84: exacties XD
SlimGrady11: drowned
RandomTrivia: Conspicuous Drowning time!
dr_unks: drown in the loach
Dmc3628: ulmer got drown
control_rig: Booooo
flaminghelix567: !card aesi
LRRbot: Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait [4GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Serpent [5/5] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Drown in the Loch [UB] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target spell with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. / β€’ Destroy target creature with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
HammerTheWise: !findquote drown
LRRbot: Quote #1495: "I'm going to drown that *** fish!" β€”Beej [2016-01-11]
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
dr_unks: it's pronounced "Loach"
MegaDosX: That was just a standard interaction between the Ultimatum and Drown
SquanderedResources: not scared
stupidforgames: I'm sure serge remembered that he can't use colored mana for the chaos wand
IntegralHamster: doesn't Serge only have 2 mana?
SquanderedResources: hopefully lol
Dmc3628: hence the sol ring and the fetch
Vampyre_Lord: @IntegralHamster sol ring
HundreydAundre: Inffinyfaeries....
IntegralHamster: oh, that's sol ring, nvm
sarahneth: chaos wand isn't colored pips
RaklarLS: serge has 3 mana
stupidforgames: but you can't use the white or the black to pay for chaos wand
r10pez10: white and a black that can't be spent on generic costs though, serge
stupidforgames: reread jegantha
circusofkirkus: can't use that white and black
Carsonogenics_: can't cast wand off jegantha
djalternative: serge has a kaladesh sol ring chat
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
JokerBoney: yeah he didnt use the jegatha mana
bwk789: he used the sol ring tho
stupidforgames: wand is 3 nevermind
HundreydAundre: Two Tooths
r10pez10: ah okay
mastershake29x: Serge's commander's ability can't go to generic costs
r10pez10: magic is hard
bwk789: 2 from sol ring, 1 from forest he fethed for = 3
MegaDosX: Serge also has a Sol Ring under his land on the right
Vampyre_Lord: chat, he didnt use the white or black. he had an untapped fetch and a sol ring. crack the fetch gets an untapped land, that plus sol ring is 3 mana that CAN be used on generic :D
HammerTheWise: That would be so mean
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LRRbot: Grasp of Fate [1WW] | Enchantment | When Grasp of Fate enters the battlefield, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until Grasp of Fate leaves the battlefield.
MegaDosX: He fetched a land, tapped that and Sol Ring and had enough for the wand
HundreydAundre: What? Duh Stifle lied...?
r10pez10: i hope he exiles the wall
RandomTrivia: Poor Serge... Everyone just wants to steal his wand...
LRRbot: Lifespinner [3G] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice three Spirits: Search your library for a legendary Spirit permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
HammerTheWise: Scoot Swarm is gone! The evil is defeated!
GentleSquirre1: whats serges deck?
djalternative: no! not the scutes!
niccus: good thing green has no answers to enchantments
r10pez10: mutate deck, apparently
r10pez10: but we've seen like, three? creatures?
r10pez10: !decklists
sarahneth: creatureless mutate
maraplaysmagic: It's a big day for evil being defeated I hear.
MegaDosX: Imagine if next turn Taalia just blew up the Grasp and ramped into multiplication of Scutes
SquanderedResources: got a new age rogue (tell me what she's like?)
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
HammerTheWise: So much red
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LRRbot: Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait [4GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Serpent [5/5] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.
fiech0: Nishoba is great, it was good enough to be reprinted in C17!
possummtg: Im red badabibaddabi
r10pez10: seventh land?
MegaDosX: Sixth I think
Night_xD: aaah yes....
Night_xD: simic
HammerTheWise: Simic gonna ramp
hatefuleidolon: Nissa trigger
RandomTrivia: Commander Collection Green
LithelyUnshod: Commander Coll Green
r10pez10: fun fact: one quarter of the cards from Commander Collection Green weren't even green!
F1SHOR: Nissa has landed!
LRRbot: Nissa, Sage Animist (front: Nissa, Vastwood Seer) | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [3] | [+1]: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. / [βˆ’2]: Create Ashaya, the Awoken World, a legendary 4/4 green Elemental creature token. / [βˆ’7]: Untap up to six target lands. They become 6/6 Elemental creatures. They're still lands.
MegaDosX: Man, imagine if Taalia still had Scute out when that happened
matthaus_c: Ashayayayaya
r10pez10: (Sol Ring and Command Tower)
matthaus_c: the Tex summonning chant
HammerTheWise: Nissa's good, who woulda thunk?
MegaDosX: This Ashaya isn't Tex's bae, that's new Ashaya
MegaDosX: OK that's definitely a good land to hit
matthaus_c: it's still an Ashaya
r10pez10: all ashayas are good
LRRbot: Memory Plunder [{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}] | Instant | You may cast target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard without paying its mana cost.
RandomTrivia: OH NO
F1SHOR: YES!
r10pez10: no not extinction event
RandomTrivia: The Ultimatum!
HammerTheWise: Ultimatum!!!
thraximore: oh lawd
r10pez10: no no oh
r10pez10: OH NO
RandomTrivia: BAM
Alas_Babylon: Real gamer hours
RandomTrivia: Powerful Magic!
Tripleyew: WOW
neb_200: BENNNN
HammerTheWise: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Dmc3628: so Ben is the Razor Ramon tonight i guess
SnowBuddy18: 4 mana ultimatum seems good
r10pez10: "you got a response?" "BENNNNN"
HundreydAundre: Ben, you fool....you'll end them all....
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
F1SHOR: benginHype benginHype
HundreydAundre: Wait, why am I objecting?
sblue333: !card Genesis Ultimatum
LRRbot: Genesis Ultimatum [GGUUURR] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand. Exile Genesis Ultimatum.
samb6678: god that's so dirty
Diabore: the worst it is is draw 5
Uzumaki15: Writes down og Counterspell
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MegaDosX: Oh no.
HammerTheWise: lrrFINE
RandomTrivia: At WORST it's 4 mana draw 5
Tripleyew: the price of lrrGREED
MegaDosX: That reaction.
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: UB ramp
MegaDosX: That Dimir ramp tho
sblue333: pfffff
NightWingMistHawk: Mr. Ulmer, Imma need you to stop popping off :D
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
AlienNanobots: mana for daaaaays
samb6678: that big ramp
circusofkirkus: free ramp
sblue333: Holy moly
F1SHOR: i mean thats one turn closer to Zareth :P
HundreydAundre: Duh! It cost four to do, right?
A_Dub888: Good ol' Dimir Ramp
HammerTheWise: Big Dimir ramp
greatwahooney: Is that a shockland_
Dragonality: Huge ramp turn
SnowBuddy18: that spell just paid for itself, he got 4 mana back
greatwahooney: ?
cotillion1850: hey that is that 3 lands you don't have to draw
sblue333: nah is battlebond land
chrono2x: Doesn't the Breeding Pool still tap/shock?
greatwahooney: oh clear typeline, nevermind
flangdale: same amount of mana available for ben LUL
matthaus_c: he basically cast Rewind :p
HundreydAundre: 4 Drop 4 4 lands?! You gassin' them, Ben.
matthaus_c: DIY Rewind
chrono2x: Ah, thank
LRRbot: Morphic Pool | Land | Morphic Pool enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
r10pez10: battlebond land
SquanderedResources: amethy11Hype amethy11Hype amethy11Hype amethy11Hype
RandomTrivia: That's what happens when you have "Landfall: Draw 3 cards"
MegaDosX: "Man, I hate drawing all of these cards." - Taalia, probbaly
RandomTrivia: Well, 2 cards
matthaus_c: UG, drawing cards? say it ain't so
MegaDosX: probably*
A_Dub888: !card alchemist's refuge
LRRbot: Alchemist's Refuge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}{U}, {T}: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
r10pez10: i might have asked this before, but what's the lore on a Thespian's Stage copying a Dark Depths
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature β€” Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Powerful magic from Serge!
Vampyre_Lord: cyc rift inc
circusofkirkus: and yet, no mutate
noSmokeFire: @r10pez10 cosplayers REALLY committed to accuracy
HammerTheWise: !card cyclonic rift
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
partsofmanny: cyclonic rift it
HundreydAundre: Hexed poofed by Ben. (but which one...?)
matthaus_c: *stares at Multipals*
neb_200: where... is the mutate...? SERGE...
Dmc3628: so classic serge
Dmc3628: like enchantress
SnowBuddy18: still a bad mutate target
thraximore: @r10pez10 @noSmokeFire ever heard of the King in Yellow?
RandomTrivia: Is it some kind of Lore Drakkis combo?
philippekav: but mutating on defenders is bad ?
F1SHOR: its not standard you dont need to attack just mutate
Gooseblast: Infinite mana mutations PogChamp
mastershake29x: Etrata is a great commander against a mutate deck
Vampyre_Lord: it FEELS like serge is doing it more for the mutate value over the creature value
SorinMarkov54: I have 2 players I like playing in this pairing
HundreydAundre: !card Chaos Wand
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
vanlaz0r: this is a lot like serge's naya angels deck
SquanderedResources: the king in yellow you say?
HundreydAundre: I see...
tahoebyker: are there deck lists?
RecursiveAcronym: naya ft. angels was a bop
matthaus_c: !decklists
SquanderedResources: @vanlaz0r lol I said that too
r10pez10: aesi seems pretty deecie
SnowBuddy18: chaos wanding for Ben's counters whenever he wants to counter a spell
greatwahooney: Now how big is DC? :V
vanlaz0r: he's playing 5C feat mutate
SquanderedResources: naya ft. angels
RandomTrivia: benginFingers @r10pez10
MegaDosX: Imagine if Ben stifled the lifegain
Endless109: you can GIVE it lifelink tho, double lifelink!
Dmc3628: yeah idiot bird can cycle
philippekav: sub theme tribal
RandomTrivia: There are some Bestow Spirits, maybe he's playing those!
SorinMarkov54: @TaaliaVess & @Benjamin_Wheeler
matthaus_c: oh hey, a Forgettable Signpost Uncommon
r10pez10: thraximore looking it up now!
MegaDosX: Wow, everyone's doing some standard things in this game
Carsonogenics_: doesn't karador get cheaper?
odocoelus: Now Lifespinner can do its thing!
thraximore: @r10pez10 oh boy, you're in for a treat
sarahneth: if you have a graveyard
MegaDosX: Also yeah Karador is cheaper for things in graveyard
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: There's only 1 creature in Ben's gy
vanlaz0r: me and @SquanderedResources are on the same wavelength because we've been watching nothing but LRR canadian highlander vods for the past couple of weeks
LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature β€” Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
IceProphet: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
matthaus_c: Karador, the Uncounterabelle
NotCainNorAbel: remember when Ben and Ben were going to be a team?
MegaDosX: If there's only one creature in his yard then yeah, seven mana for it is right
SorinMarkov54: Why doesn’t @Graham go on Stream ?
r10pez10: serge, with the chaos wand, wanting to cast other people's spells, gets one of his spells cast by another player. oofa doofa
sarahneth: she keeps hurting herself
MegaDosX: Chat always reads the card properly Serge, didn't you know that? :p
thraximore: nah she has an ancient tomb @ritchards
Juliamon: SorinMarkov54 He's busy
niccus: good thing ancient tomb doesn't deal commander damage
IceProphet: taalia getting the mara treatment it seems lol
LRRbot: Anowon, the Ruin Thief [2UB] | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [2/4] | Other Rogues you control get +1/+1. / Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
maraplaysmagic: Karador cheaper on the weekend before their payday.
fyressnake: yea mean guys attacking Taalia
Quarokcaddhihle: Taalia's hair looks so good, i can't get over it
HundreydAundre: So slamming responses with wand, I see? @NotCainNorAbel They both lied I suppose.
RandomTrivia: Evacuation?
Dmc3628: evac
RandomTrivia: Welp
maraplaysmagic: taaliaThirstpotion taaliaThirstpotion
MegaDosX: Cyclonic Rift at home
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
thraximore: Evacuation! whoop whoop
r10pez10: oh no
NonUniqueGuy: Evacuate the dance floor
RandomTrivia: Everyone pick up your shit! LUL
Ukon_Cairns: bounced the caryatid :)
LRRbot: Evacuation [3UU] | Instant | Return all creatures to their owners' hands.
HundreydAundre: Also me: Nice Chaos Wand timing, me.
holidayMD: Why doesn't Wheeler, the largest player, not simply eat the others?
control_rig: Pick up your tokens, Ben...
matthaus_c: Serge: "I'm sick of people bouncing my stuff!". Also Serge:
samb6678: Korda woofda
Wonderdoc: Serge bounces his own caryatid. Big brain move
elah806: eVAACuate the Game Board! STOP! Ben's Rogues are killing me!
NotCainNorAbel: @HundreydAundre More so because they were worried about Taalia and Serge. Now Ben is the target and Wheeler is a close second
flaminghelix567: !card karador
LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature β€” Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
RandomTrivia: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: sure is a commander game in here!
chaostreader: This gets cast. Then Bens commander hits the board.
RandomTrivia: Iname HYPE (I hope)
Rogue_07: Go get Inami, Death Aspect!
Endless109: No. Iname As One!
HundreydAundre: Me again: Well no sheets, pass-tense me.
MegaDosX: Oh no!
Rogue_07: Ben playing Spirit Tribal, god, I love to see it
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: well....
F1SHOR: !!!!
Dmc3628: Ulmer could also have that
Dmc3628: to be ULTRA villain
F1SHOR: please ben pleaseeeee
RandomTrivia: Stifle bird?!
MegaDosX: Ben no!
dsmiggs1: oh my
HundreydAundre: Wwwweeeeeeeellllll........
niccus: opposition agent over internet is so hard
HundreydAundre: Serge is 'the bad guy' here?
SorinMarkov54: Ugin is a Legendary Spirit
noSmokeFire: !card opposition agent
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Diabore: inb4 ben never casts d tutor
r10pez10: "demonic tutor baby"
Diabore: theres a bad one?
possummtg: Demonic Tutor doesnt seem janky enough for Ben W
MegaDosX: "I'm going to get this Emrakul that I scribbled in 'Spirit' on the creature type in sharpie." - Wheeler, probably
fcloud: are we still in the middle of exiling all creatures? i am confused
Rogue_07: Wheeler- how much of a spirit tribal deck is this?
RandomTrivia: @Diabore The bad one doesn't even get a name, it's just "Ghost Council of Orzhova"
sarahneth: bounce not exile
DiscordianTokkan: They're both good ghosts, bront
Dmc3628: still in the middle of mass bounce
Vampyre_Lord: @fcloud bouncing, but yeah
HundreydAundre: @SorinMarkov54 Legend and Ugin, spirit isn't in the description for some reason. Oh, right. Planeswalkers, chat...
Dmc3628: and thus we entered our first break of the war
matthaus_c: "oh hey, my hand is now full of Flash cards"
fcloud: right, returning to the hand
r10pez10: do you still need to shuffle your library if want just hit the top? i guess not really?
r10pez10: *if wand just hit the top card
LRRbot: Cunning Nightbonder [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [2/2] | Flash / Spells with flash you cast cost {1} less to cast and can't be countered.
RaklarLS: i demand phantom centaur
benjamin_wheeler: @Rogue_07 all my creatures are spirits
MegaDosX: You joke, but I've seen a nonzero number of people do that
HundreydAundre: Dupe it
maraplaysmagic: Do it!
Dog_of_Myth: Do it
HundreydAundre: Feels are bad.
ZBexx: don't feel bad lol THIS IS YOUR ROLE zbexxGALLIA
IntegralHamster: why is nissa in graveyard?
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 The wand doesn't shuffle the library, just randomizes the order of the other cards put to the bottom
Rogue_07: @benjamin_wheeler awesome! I have a Karador Spirit deck myself. Makes me very happy to see it! benginHeart
MegaDosX: Not since the commander rule change
The_Omniarch: she died
r10pez10: RandomTrivia ah thanks, i should read the cards
HundreydAundre: What guilt could you deem in advocating a choice against your enemies/adversaries/treaties/truce?
Rogue_07: Chat, do we have decklists?
MegaDosX: !card beast within
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
r10pez10: inside of you there are one beasts
RandomTrivia: LUL
MegaDosX: I can name a song or two, but no albums
r10pez10: they're called cobs, i think
possummtg: That's a good thing!
matthaus_c: Ass Trophy before Ass Trophy's balls dropped
NotCainNorAbel: !decklists
SnowBuddy18: nah, the Korn album is Beats Within Kappa
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Alas_Babylon: Take a Look in the Beast Within
thraximore: My favorite Corn album is High Fructose Syrup LUL
Alas_Babylon: Issues (with Beast Within)
maraplaysmagic: They have a self-titled album, I think.
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vanlaz0r: Ohio? Was that Korn?
thekrakenwithin: Why would want only a simple beast within them? I prefer more specific inner beasts.
Alas_Babylon: @vanlaz0r Slipknot, and that was Iowa
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LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
MegaDosX: Uhhhh
RandomTrivia: Uh
vanlaz0r: @Alas_Babylon LMAO
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Alas_Babylon: GOT EM
IceProphet: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ZBexx: YAAAAAS GIRLLL
HundreydAundre: The swarm hath begun...
vanlaz0r: @Alas_Babylon i was so wrong on so many levels
matthaus_c: Taalia is now the premier lands pilot of the forat
ZBexx: kesswySoupBaby kesswySoupBaby kesswySoupBaby
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
RaklarLS: Korn's Beast Within, Korn's Pongify, Korn's Chaos Warp...
sarahneth: scoot token
DiscordianTokkan: Magic as CubeApril intended!
Dmc3628: Taalia going after Serge's heart
HundreydAundre: @ZBexx Right on, Grogu.
lirazel64: Awww...
MegaDosX: Scute copies as well from the Strip Mine
Alas_Babylon: @vanlaz0r I mean, similar genre, same country, close enough
IceProphet: buggies
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
RandomTrivia: There are ALWAYS more Scute bugs...
zuchen_120: mooooore scute!
IntegralHamster: scutes?
MegaDosX: And it's going to copy again!
Greypelt: Scute trigger?
MegaDosX: So Taalia will have three tokens
SorinMarkov54: @Trace knows how to play EDH Commander
thekrakenwithin: Scutes all around!
RandomTrivia: And I love that Wheeler is drawing a beast token
zuchen_120: ben! steal it! lol
r10pez10: wheeler is that a lorax
MegaDosX: !card tatyova
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
Sogheim: I though tit was a Kuriboh
Daggothur: gnarly beast you have there friend
greatwahooney: oh no oh no
RandomTrivia: RIP boardstate cam
IceProphet: taaliaSus taaliaSus taaliaSus
vanlaz0r: @Alas_Babylon I don't know my nu-metal. i don't know why i tried to shoot my shot like that
MegaDosX: Paul! Help!
matthaus_c: is the beast wolverine
fcloud: beast token more like beastly MUSTACHE token
RandomTrivia: Send for the Grand Wizard Paul!
Gaytanic_Panic: Taalia fell down a hole
meachamo: concede and go to game 2
SorinMarkov54: Tatyova has the Landfall mechanic
MegaDosX: Tatyova has keyword-less landfall
Haroldholmes25: wheelerJoke
RandomTrivia: Hooray!
nycdoesstuff: !card forest
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land β€” Forest | [G]
sarahneth: landfall without the word, mutate without the creatures
RaklarLS: for a moment i thought ben was trying to draw Rita
r10pez10: i feel like whatever that beast is referencing is going over my head
The_Omniarch: w00tles
ladyjessica: Nice beast
A_Dub888: Scute Bugs! *clapclap* Scute Bugs! *clapclap*
Alas_Babylon: @vanlaz0r lol no worries
SorinMarkov54: !card Tatyova, Benthic Druid
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
HammerTheWise: Hey bro, nice Scute
ZBexx: THICC BUGGED
r10pez10: oh thanks
MegaDosX: <message deleted>Everyone who plays standard is being triggered by the lower half of the board I suspect :p
zuchen_120: hey baby i hear the blues 'acallin tossed salad and scrambled eggs...
MegaDosX: Between Ben's rogues and Taalia's Scute shenaniganry
LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious β€” You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
frogomb: Don't call Paul grand wizard, that title has some....baggage
HammerTheWise: lrrFINE
Juliamon: Please don't use that word that way, please
IceProphet: lol shed mill w scute
Dmc3628: and thus the first break of the war
Sampy104: We need a Food token that’s Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
vanlaz0r: @frogomb OOF you right
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Apologies, will keep that in mind
SorinMarkov54: laviniGG laviniJank
MegaDosX: I'll say instead that the Scute shenanigans and the rogues would be making standard players' teeth itch
matthaus_c: tqsDance tqsDance tqsDance
RandomTrivia: Oh right, I'm sorry. I need to find another title.
HammerTheWise: Teeth? lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: The Amazing Paul?
Alas_Babylon: @RandomTrivia Archmage
HalcyonPrime9: sorcerer supreme?
Alas_Babylon: Thaumaturge, Archmage, Amazing-Person-Extraordinaire
RandomTrivia: Archmage would be a good one. Sorcerer Supreme would do nicely
matthaus_c: I just started climbing through Plat with Rogues @MegaDosX benginDab
DiscordianTokkan: Level 5 Judge Paul?
HammerTheWise: Sorcerer Supreme is a cool one
HammerTheWise: Or Supreme Technomancer
DiscordianTokkan: I missed what word combo got nixed, but I think I know it from context, sadly
frogomb: Archmage supreme
RandomTrivia: Although I feel Sorcerer Supreme downplays the tech aspect. I like Supreme Technomancer
lirazel64: Slapping time!
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Of course you did.
Dog_of_Myth: Could always just ask Paul you know...
nycdoesstuff: I just got into platinum with esper midrange
Dmc3628: behold the Neuromancer
videogameprotagonist: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #2478: "I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan." β€”Alex [2016-05-10]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL From what I understand, Sorcerer Supreme comes with a lot of responsibility. I don't know if I'm up for that
Dmc3628: what game could that have been for that quote
Dog_of_Myth: I am having fun with Standard Mud right now. Just ramp into Ugin.
Dmc3628: W+P?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX if it brings you any pleasure, I *did* get backup Embercleaved one game
Juliamon: Chat, go with me on this, what if "Paul" IS a title
HammerTheWise: What about Supreme Technomancer @LoadingReadyRun ?
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You got what you deserved then :p
r10pez10: it was definitely earned
matthaus_c: Saunders, of the Paul
DiscordianTokkan: The Paul of LRR, Paul
IbunWest: moistLurk
nycdoesstuff: Scarab god is a bit good in historic
zuchen_120: wub wub wub
HalcyonPrime9: @Juliamon OH!
ShaneLeeAtk: The WUBS!!!
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon I would like to more of this title called "Paul"
MegaDosX: Paul is definitely the archmage of LRR at the very least
Bobtheninjagoldfish: WUB FACTOR 10!!
DiscordianTokkan: Eponymous Paul
StarWarsTHX1138: Which song is this?
HammerTheWise: This is a banger
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX hey, they're doing even more busted things than I am! :p
Juliamon: This is Loading Ready Wub
HalcyonPrime9: wubs!
Bengineering: tqsDance
Sampy104: Banger alert
matthaus_c: tqsDance tqsIrene tqsDance tqsIrene tqsDance tqsIrene
Dog_of_Myth: benginDab
eeeeetsben_1wk: Where can I purchase such awesome music?
Gaytanic_Panic: benginDab seabatBRAIN benginDab seabatBRAIN benginDab seabatBRAIN
Juliamon: (aka the "wubstep" remix
Juliamon: )
vanlaz0r: Is this Big Giant Circles?
MegaDosX: Rogues aren't busted, they're just obnoxious
Juliamon: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
HammerTheWise: !findquote lemonade
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
HundreydAundre: The times are ripplin' itself across thou streams...
IbunWest: cliffBanger moistBanger
AlienNanobots: katesParty
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Engineering! I need Maximum Wubbage..
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX see, Gruul is obnoxious *and* busted! :p
lirazel64: Gods, I love this music...
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sarahneth: !findquote gnome
matthaus_c: !findquote susan
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
matthaus_c: preposterous
nycdoesstuff: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land β€” Island | [U]
HundreydAundre: Me, But via Time Walk: Themselves, me. It pronounced themselves.
frogomb: Speaking of Paul, I think the amount of views 5PS5's has is proof Paul should be in front of the camera more
eeeeetsben_1wk: Thanks @juliamon
nycdoesstuff: I forget what islands are
sarahneth: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
The_Omniarch: !benalish hero
IceProphet: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
IbunWest: Card Island, an island of cards.
eeeeetsben_1wk: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
HammerTheWise: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
r10pez10: there are people out there who don't know the "things on my head" guy and the "3 PS3s" guy are the same person
nycdoesstuff: Ever forget what islands are
The_Omniarch: !card benalish hero
LRRbot: Benalish Hero [W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | Banding
HalcyonPrime9: Hi mannatoba
fcloud: more like maniNOba
matthaus_c: is there anybody in Manitoba
nycdoesstuff: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land β€” Island | [U]
TheHipsterCook: You don't want to know anyone from Manitoba :P
SnowBuddy18: hwoops
matthaus_c: @nycdoesstuff can you please stop :)
r10pez10: wall of swords!
zuchen_120: uh...
Dog_of_Myth: Manitoba exists?
LRRbot: Parcelbeast [2GU] | Creature β€” Elemental Beast [2/4] | Mutate {G}{U} / {1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.
Alas_Babylon: hey now, I know a couple of very nice Manitobans, there has to be at least two (2)
DiscordianTokkan: Parcelfriend!
62MGcobra: the CRA is in manitoba
HundreydAundre: @frogomb Each view of the stream is being broadcast by a single PS5....(presumeably, but not really...)
matthaus_c: 2nd action in 1st main
The_Omniarch: casts first mutate creature as regular creature
Lithobraker: Wow how did you guys get one Liliana's relatives to come on tonight?
nycdoesstuff: @matthaus_c homie I need to remember what islands do
sarahneth: hiding that it's red mana too smh
r10pez10: TIL kelsey grammar is a 3/3
HundreydAundre: @frogomb The fifth is resolving a higher resolution of the other four altogether.
Juliamon: nycdoesstuff Please don't abuse the bot's card-finding power. There's a cooldown you trigger by doing so.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: TIL Kelsey Grammar is the same size as an elephant
fyressnake: What is up with the echo?
matthaus_c: @nycdoesstuff if you need to do that twice, just go to scryfall and don't spam chat
fyressnake: does someone on the channel streaming at the same time?
Rogue_07: It's an Angel Spirit!
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature β€” Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Serpens77: it's FRAUD Angel
Juliamon: No echo here, might be you
IbunWest: I hear no echo either
HammerTheWise: I thought he was gonna play Yargle
r10pez10: is the "echo" a joke about karmic guide
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LRRbot: Iname, Death Aspect [4BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | When Iname, Death Aspect enters the battlefield, you may search your library for any number of Spirit cards and put them into your graveyard. If you do, shuffle your library.
Rogue_07: I see an Echo, but it's on Karmic Guide
HundreydAundre: Spirit costs eight!? Who are they? Whom are they? Woot arrr thou!?
Rogue_07: Yessss
fyressnake: LOL
fyressnake: nice
Rogue_07: This is the strongest play in a Karador Spirits deck
Rogue_07: Oooh, yeah, Ben could have *destroyed* Wheeler there
Rogue_07: Ooof
r10pez10: continuous construction!
Dog_of_Myth: Good Guy Ben
Dmc3628: Oppo Agent and Hullbreacher are like instigations of unfriended
IceProphet: lol every group ever will say yes do that
F1SHOR: look just save it for serge itll still be funny :P
RandomTrivia: Remember kids, in casual formats such as commander, the playgroup can do what it likes! lrrHEART
HundreydAundre: Chaos wand gon Time Wonky Walkin'
HammerTheWise: What's the command for decklists? I need to know if Wheeler included Yargle in his deck
r10pez10: !decklists
Tom_Bruise: Opposition Agent is one of those cards you have to declare before sitting down, like Food Chain in a Prossh deck, at which point civilized people will stare judgingly
Mr_Bitterness: And that new Rogue homie can search Opposition Agent out of your deck too!
Dog_of_Myth: Tallowisp is sweet
r10pez10: Spirits might not be very good but they have cool names
HammerTheWise: Thanks @r10pez10 !
tahoebyker: my grandfather's deck has no pathetic spirits
r10pez10: o7
HundreydAundre: @Rogue_07 So could Ben as well.
BrowneePoints: Evershrike is Fun. So is Tallowisp
RandomTrivia: Lorwyn names in general are great
LRRbot: Fertile Ground [1G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
HammerTheWise: I am very disappointed to report that Wheeler does not, in fact, have Yargle in his deck
frogomb: Lorwyn in general is great
Serpens77: Serge betraying #TeamOrder with the turn 3 Chaos Wand
ArchRequiemD: @tahoebyker Except for maybe winged Kuriboh
LRRbot: Faerie Vandal [1U] | Creature β€” Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Faerie Vandal.
matthaus_c: "you're wearing way too many spikes on that there cloak, Opposition friend"
LRRbot: Zulaport Duelist [U] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [1/1] | Flash / When Zulaport Duelist enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’0 until end of turn. Its controller mills two cards.
benjamin_wheeler: @HammerTheWise I gave my foil yargle away and I guess I never replaced it
HammerTheWise: Oh nooooo
IbunWest: Opposition Agent is being a real killjoy
matthaus_c: time to replace it with a german foil yargle
MadWolf1290: NOOOOOO
Alas_Babylon: F
MegaDosX: You gave away a foil Yargle? How could you?!? :p
r10pez10: "discard it into the graveyard"
HammerTheWise: F for best frog Yargle
matthaus_c: it's simple, we kill the Superman
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I know you are an "Opposition Agent", but could you bee a little less...Opposing?
Mr_Bitterness: It's simple, we bargle with Yargle.
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:28.
Alas_Babylon: Proposition Ag-... hmm nah
MegaDosX: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:48:54. lrrSPOT
JonnyGlitch: Hi everyone!
Sampy104: He's not as chill as his brother: Position Agent
JonnyGlitch: is this game 2? health seems pretty high
matthaus_c: Honk Song!
MegaDosX: Still game 1
r10pez10: Oopsition agent
Sampy104: Once I was a golden swan, swan of a man...
JonnyGlitch: lrrWOW
matthaus_c: @JonnyGlitch nah it's just that no one has played a Monarch card yet
thekrakenwithin: I am vulnerable in the skies is definitely being added to my magic vernacular.
HammerTheWise: lrrFINE
r10pez10: Game 1 but there was a lot of bounce and not a lot of attacking
JonnyGlitch: Is there a theme tonight?
r10pez10: Taalia is on 28 thanks to Ancient Tomb tho
HammerTheWise: Man that wall cannot catch a break
Dog_of_Myth: Yargle, Gierschlund von Urborg is what Wheeler can look forward to saying.
benjamin_wheeler: get it, the tide
benjamin_wheeler: A E S I
circusofkirkus: good joke stremaer
circusofkirkus: *streamer
MegaDosX: @benjamin_wheeler Good joke streamer
LRRbot: Master Thief [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [2/2] | When Master Thief enters the battlefield, gain control of target artifact for as long as you control Master Thief.
HammerTheWise: Nice joke broadcaster
r10pez10: wasn't this guy in halo
Sampy104: That's Mister Chef
r10pez10: lol ben's background
HammerTheWise: Nono, that's HaloMan_117
Rogue_07: Wheeler, I want you to know that I didn't immediately get that and I feel ashamed.
Sampy104: Where in the world did he get that background?
RandomTrivia: @Sampy104 Now I'm just hearing "That's Mister Chef to you" in my head :D
matthaus_c: if anyone is a rogue, it's Carmen Sandiego
JonnyGlitch: !card chaos wand
LRRbot: Chaos Wand [3] | Artifact | {4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.
RandomTrivia: sergeSqueak
DiscordianTokkan: If you have a lot of random Magic cards you need Sortana send tweet
djalternative: What about Master La Chiefre from Bond
Tom_Bruise: You're all thinking of John Halo
LRRbot: Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait [4GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Serpent [5/5] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.
JonnyGlitch: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: D'awwww
HammerTheWise: Rude!
RandomTrivia: benginHeart #TeamNicole benginHeart
JesusOnSegway: Awwwwww
MegaDosX: Wow, Ben, rude!
GhostValv: :O
JesusOnSegway: RUDE frostpMald
Greypelt: Was ancient tomb tapped?
matthaus_c: #TeamNicole
iris_of_ether: My heart... benginHeart benginHeart
RandomTrivia: benginChaos
TheHipsterCook: That's wanderful
MegaDosX: Now the question is, do we tattle to Nicole? :p
HammerTheWise: That's precious tho
RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX How could we resist?
eeeeetsben_1wk: That’s the best @bengineering benginHeart
JonnyGlitch: We're no longer pronouncing chaos as Ch-aus?
matthaus_c: it's fine, Ben is going to keep it and some day glue all the valentine's cards together and frame them
r10pez10: scoot boggy bog
IceProphet: this turn will b ridic
JonnyGlitch: scute is a fun word
fcloud: big scootin'
sblue333: oh boy
MegaDosX: I think we're nearly at the point where Taalia should just put a die on a Scute to denote them
matthaus_c: I don't think anyone is playing rats
Juliamon: scute scoot riot (RIOT)
RandomTrivia: I firmly believe that Taalia has a stack of tokens a foot high just off-camera, ready for deployment as Scute Swarms
MegaDosX: He says, playing Genesis Ultimatum
HammerTheWise: Good cards? Nah, jank is where its at
JonnyGlitch: playing to win? That's against the spirit of Commander
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
fcloud: my one weakness: i hate good cards
circusofkirkus: that too
JonnyGlitch: If the shoe fits Serge
Sampy104: I wish someone told us there would be more Scute bugs
djalternative: yeah. Genesis Ultimatum is a terrible card. I practically give them away because they're so bad
matthaus_c: start scratching off Scutes as they die
abracadaver23: PogChamp dude love this idea
neb_200: benginLol benginLol benginLol
r10pez10: math is for blockers
matthaus_c: you're at 10% of the token limit! :p
MegaDosX: For those of you who don't play Standard, say hello to Scute Swarm!
Sogheim: usually Ulmer does this with Snakes, so this is a change
schwimmschik: good thing Arena does my scute swarms for me. I was >100 earlier today
niccus: next turn, massacre wurm
matthaus_c: does anyone even still play Scute on Arena
petey_vonwho: wait, i missed something, how did we get scute swarm back?
Sampy104: 4th reason I didn't play Scute Swarm... I mean 8th reason I didn't play Scute swarm...
mrscottykarate: she missed one
fcloud: seems like nobody's ever attacking?
mrscottykarate: at the beginning
seenoham: well they will when she discards wonder
Alas_Babylon: @matthaus_c if Reddit is to be believed, everyone plays Rogues or Scutes
F1SHOR: remember when ben had T1 sol ring arcane signet.... those were the days
r10pez10: yeah the whole camera window has some chromatic abberation
azkovo: before the limit i hit 800 scutes once. It was great
theaggrokrag: looks fabulous
Rogue_07: Paul, did you mess with the top right player again?
mrscottykarate: she only gave herself 3 scutes for terramorphic xpanse
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
petey_vonwho: oh, nevermind, the o-ring is gone
JonnyGlitch: Beej was green, Benjamin is Pink... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
petey_vonwho: derp
HammerTheWise: Wheeler vaporwave, good stuff
philippekav: didn't the same happen to Beej during dice friends ?
Sampy104: Ben is entering the infinite
MegaDosX: 96
matthaus_c: @Alas_Babylon I mean I guess I play Rogues, and run into the mirror quite often. but I've never run into a Scute deck
sarahneth: 48
theaggrokrag: looks good now Wheeler
r10pez10: what is the sound of 48 scutes
MegaDosX: Terramorphic made it six, fetch made it 12, crack fetch made it 24, crack Terramorphic gets to 48
matthaus_c: maybe it's #PlayQueueThings
RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Dread. Pure dread.
mrscottykarate: 64 by my ocunt
MegaDosX: @mrscottykarate Taalia started with 3, so 64 would be impossible
JonnyGlitch: A Commander game that's hard to keep track of? What are the odds?!
r10pez10: (doubling)
sarahneth: it'd be 64 if the one didn't get bounced but it did
chrono2x: woah
Dragonality: and that's when I would usually get hit by a Massacre Worm
r10pez10: if it was squaring it'd
lamina5432: ben killed one
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JonnyGlitch: 69 by my count
r10pez10: be a lot worse
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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Nightecho06: Woo just in time for the scutes
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targetplayer: Taalia's Arena just crashed
matthaus_c: 420 by my count
IceProphet: 250cap?
zuchen_120: scute swarm isn't worth it...I mean, it is, but it isn't worth all the crap of going through this stuff.
MegaDosX: Also yeah Massacre Wurm would kill Taalia if someone played it
HammerTheWise: Or just follow my example and let the smarter people do the math
orellien2773: One of the original 4 died.
lirazel64: @jonnyglitch 7:2?
JonnyGlitch: xXx69420xXx
dont_bolt_the_goose: It’s always 420 somewhere...
r10pez10: nice, gold border
sarahneth: gold border life
seenoham: mmmbop
fcloud: taalia had to install the Expansion Pak to finish this game
JonnyGlitch: @lirazel64 The numbers! What do they mean?!
HammerTheWise: Now Wheeler's cards went vaporwave
Multra0: Wheeler going full vapor wave now
MegaDosX: Oh that card's spicy in this deck
LRRbot: Elvish Reclaimer [G] | Creature β€” Elf Warrior [1/2] | Elvish Reclaimer gets +2/+2 as long as there are three or more land cards in your graveyard. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
mattroth732: Gotta play ann elish norn
Multra0: looks wonderful
JonnyGlitch: wow cool foils Wheeler
fcloud: wheeler, your cards are shining with an unholy glow
theaggrokrag: wheeler cycle through your tabletop camera again, its oil fading again like your face eas
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AirTony7: Massacre Girl would be insane on this board
theaggrokrag: got it
Rogue_07: Wheeler is playing on the Spirit plane of Kamigawa
HammerTheWise: Got there!
JazonWilliamz: GO TAAAAAAAAALIAAAA!
sarahneth: grudge match though
r10pez10: walls can't really attack, serge :P
theaggrokrag: it seitched to your face now. its the cat in the hat
JonnyGlitch: This is the weirdest data smosh I've ever seen
lirazel64: @jonnyglitch They're odds common in racing when there is a heavy favorite.
Sogheim: lrrPAUL Paul, the Leader we can trust... to launch us into the sun with science!
ZackTheCatKing: Wheeler's a cowboy witch
A_Dub888: Paul "Scutes" Saunders
RandomTrivia: LUL
JonnyGlitch: @lirazel64 ah fair enough! I don't really bet
dont_bolt_the_goose: Now the rest of the table eyes the scutes and hopes for a response...
theaggrokrag: Ben's all Foily
HammerTheWise: @r10pez10 looks like an old VHS recording
IceProphet: taaliaLetsGO
Tom_Bruise: "Why haven't you activated your Chaos Wand?" *looks at own board, sees stolen chaos was*
lirazel64: @jonnyglitch I should leave funny to the pros.
F1SHOR: hes learning from wheeler :P
asthanius: And now he's a target
GhostValv: patience? how long will that take?
JonnyGlitch: @lirazel64 Why? I Don't!
Dragonality: You know, like to keep Serge's stuff from getting bounced
fcloud: patience? who's got time for that?
r10pez10: if you ask nicely ben can target you with it and cast some of your spells for free!
JonnyGlitch: I'd vote for Paul lrrPAUL
niccus: in response to the overt threat, i activate chaos wand
matthaus_c: watch your Languish
JonnyGlitch: ok this is just getting out of hand
MegaDosX: *puts away calculator*
LRRbot: Dirge Bat [2BB] | Creature β€” Bat [3/3] | Mutate {4}{B}{B} / Flash / Flying / Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
ZackTheCatKing: What does the bat sayyyyyy
RandomTrivia: Yes, the normal bat sound: "ca-caw"
BrowneePoints: Bats most certainly don't go "Cacaw"
HammerTheWise: Beej is a cosmic concept, he is always watching
AlienNanobots: Beej is always in the room with us... in our hearts
LRRbot: Brokkos, Apex of Forever [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Nightmare Beast Elemental [6/6] | Mutate {2}{U/B}{G}{G} / Trample / You may cast Brokkos, Apex of Forever from your graveyard using its mutate ability.
mrscottykarate: she should have had 4 scutes when it started but she only counted 3
dont_bolt_the_goose: *math intensifies*
MegaDosX: Four for Dirge, five for Brokkos
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fcloud: big girls don't scry
mrscottykarate: THER)E WERE 4 SCUTES (picard voice)
JazonWilliamz: Gifted subs to kill Taalia!
matthaus_c: Ben is letting everything resolve hoping to kill Taalia
r10pez10: oh yeah it ruins scries
r10pez10: i forgot about that
HundreydAundre: I know Brokkos is solid, but anyone think it ought to do a bit more with the graveyard?
fyressnake: Ohhhh Jazon....
TaaliaVess: taaliaRip taaliaRip taaliaRip
JazonWilliamz: \o/
matthaus_c: @HundreydAundre I think they were afraid to do something too busted, cause I mean... graveyard stuff has a history of doing that
Kolbeyk: Taalia painted a big target on her! ;)
r10pez10: lands deck? probably ramp spells
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niccus: did you know? brokkos produced many bond films
JazonWilliamz: @kolbeyk KOLBY
matthaus_c: "I'm willing to work with you, until I kill you next turn"
RandomTrivia: You don't get to play politics from the archenemy's throne!
Nightecho06: its just a bounce spell
JazonWilliamz: Yoooooo
Kolbeyk: heya @JazonWilliamz
RandomTrivia: OHH
JazonWilliamz: DonutSquad!
F1SHOR: LOL
Dmc3628: bad guy Ulmer
Terradana: LMAO
A_Dub888: benginUroPog
zuchen_120: sick
r10pez10: drain to the yard eh
flangdale: "serge why dont you cast spells"
RandomTrivia: 6 mana Segre!
targetplayer: storm count is 69...say it
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
RandomTrivia: CMC, not the amount paid!
Dragonality: Wow, what a burn.
neb_200: benginLol benginLol
HammerTheWise: "Serge why don't you do anything"
flangdale: bens such a bully
NightWingMistHawk: Ben, I'm going to need you to stop Popping Off. :D
theaggrokrag: wouldnt it be the cast cost and not the mutate cost
GhostValv: blur?
Vampyre_Lord: blur
Uzumaki15: Ben "Why don't you cast spells Serge" Ulmer
matthaus_c: !card brokkos
LRRbot: Did you mean: Brokkos, Apex of Forever; Mythos of Brokkos
LRRbot: Brokkos, Apex of Forever [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Nightmare Beast Elemental [6/6] | Mutate {2}{U/B}{G}{G} / Trample / You may cast Brokkos, Apex of Forever from your graveyard using its mutate ability.
Alas_Babylon: "read the card!" *blurred*
RandomTrivia: Oh right, it's 5cmc
dont_bolt_the_goose: Serge is not allowed to resolve mutate lol
theaggrokrag: ahhhh 5
r10pez10: it's a six-six
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Xx_JAG_xX: "Hi im serge, i want to play a cute cool mutate deck" everyone else: "NOPE!"
electric_claire: I thought he mutated it though, the mutate cost is 6?
Tripleyew: Expecting Chat to accurately read, Serge?
JonnyGlitch: Dang I missed it, my cat was being a fussy eater
r10pez10: the mutate cost is also five
MajorFrostbyte: You know nothing John Chat!
IceProphet: 5 is the new 6
r10pez10: it just has a hybrid pip
RandomTrivia: benginChaos Wand is really pulling in this game
HammerTheWise: F
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
theaggrokrag: thought it was a green dino
NotCainNorAbel: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
HammerTheWise: !findquote wrath
LRRbot: Quote #853: "Face my shiny wrath!" β€”Ian [2015-10-13]
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
Taylorton147: !findquote ben
LRRbot: Quote #3924: "I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat." β€”Graham [2017-02-02]
RandomTrivia: He says, immediately playing a good card
r10pez10: JUDGMENT, the set they spelled wrong
matthaus_c: by now like the 10th best Mirari's Wake in Magic
JonnyGlitch: turns out even if tinned tuna is of no nutritional value to cats, it works well when mixed into the dry foos
theaggrokrag: is that spelling real life?
chrisperrin: Wait, do I read that right? Does Taalia have 47 Scutes?
djalternative: @r10pez10 wow? really?
IceProphet: 10!?
fcloud: taalia has 48 scutes total
matthaus_c: @chrisperrin no, 48 with the original :)
r10pez10: for some reason they made it eight letters
The_Omniarch: 48 with the OG scute
r10pez10: maybe it isn't wrong?
TaaliaVess: Should I take wheeler out first? muhahaha
Juliamon: They're both valid spellings
theaggrokrag: 9 letters cost too much
LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature β€” Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
ShuggieSays: Ayyyy
matthaus_c: @TaaliaVess take Ben out first Kappa
niccus: i dont know, he has a lot of spirits. he knows how to haunt you
A_Dub888: !findquote kamigawa
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
chrisperrin: Can you just take everyone out @TaaliaVess ?
IceProphet: taaliaVote taaliaDeadbody
Nightecho06: Oh please tell me Ben has a Haunt subtheme
LRRbot: Tallowisp [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may search your library for an Aura card with enchant creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
The_Omniarch: ben then wheeler then serge
Juliamon: https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/judgement-vs-judgment/ tl;dr: blame it on the Brits
theaggrokrag: she cant this turn, can she?
Dragonality: I mean, my FLGS has 3 rules of Magic with the first being Betrayal... so there IS that to consider
r10pez10: thanks, brits
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: When are we gonna get Explosive Engineer, a la Plague Engineer?
matthaus_c: you heard the Ulmer, he has a Damnation somewhere in his deck
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Tribal Instant β€” Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
r10pez10: crab swap
djalternative: curse you brittain!
MegaDosX: Taalia has enough Scutes to kill a player next turn, but not enough to kill everyone. That's the turn after if she plays a land next turn :p
asthanius: :(
Nightecho06: Yes...
RandomTrivia: Oof
A_Dub888: Fun Fact: crib swap is a spirit
matthaus_c: yes, White
niccus: it's a scute!!! (but not multiplying)
coachNelly: Damn i missed the fnpf where we invite Taalia Vess? Tears n hearts
Radyin: Does Crib Swap count as a spirit?
fyressnake: yes that is the next turn...since she can basically CUBE her scutes this turn.
JonnyGlitch: Wait, Ben is playing BLUE?!?!? What is going on?!
IceProphet: taalia i like your bug collection
zuchen_120: I've cast a mana drain exactly once and it won me the commander game. It was sublime.
The_Omniarch: vods nelly
RandomTrivia: !quote 2039
LRRbot: Quote #2039: "YOU'RE a lot of mana." β€”Serge
coachNelly: Fo sho
Ahusgaa: Let’s go Taalia!
matthaus_c: @coachNelly been a great game. definitely catch the vod when you have time!
F1SHOR: good guy wheeler!
JonnyGlitch: Did I sidestep into an alternate reality?! Hilary is still president right?
MegaDosX: Field of the Dead?!?
JonnyGlitch: oh that would be busted if it exiled them forever
LRRbot: Roiling Regrowth [2G] | Instant | Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
62MGcobra: judging by the life totals uhhhh.....one more?
Ahusgaa: It’s a may
F1SHOR: but more land :P
Ahusgaa: It’s like Harrow
MegaDosX: Ben has a million lands, he doesn't need more :p
LRRbot: Grisly Spectacle [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature. Its controller mills cards equal to that creature's power.
maraplaysmagic: Actually I think it's January. May is still a few months away.
zuchen_120: Why would you not want to cast that? Not sure why. I guess if it just takes a while...
Ahusgaa: #deckthinning
matthaus_c: #DeckThinningIsStatisticallyInsignificant
MegaDosX: Wow, poor Serge
CrimsonCortex: Lol
greenwaybarista: SERGE BAT
The_Omniarch: thats a 2-4 there ol' buddy
HundreydAundre: Come on...Grisle it! Punish their power...!!
IceProphet: lol they were plotting
JonnyGlitch: I suppose he could have floated the 1 mana so he doesn't lose it from saccing the land
MegaDosX: He saved his scry!
RandomTrivia: The scry mattered!
Ahusgaa: Oh did he scry?
RandomTrivia: (kinda)
coachNelly: Just some high level commander right here
zuchen_120: Ah, didn't see the scry I suppose.
sarahneth: block with BOP
CrimsonCortex: This all seems level 8 or above not 6 or 7 lol
HundreydAundre: Or did you...?
RandomTrivia: See, there's a lesson to be learned from Wheeler here: If you only put bad cards in your deck you won't be sad when you mill them! lrrBEEJ
sarahneth: this is a solid 7
maraplaysmagic: I feel bad for Taalia. How's she gonna win with just 47 Scute Swarms?
IceProphet: milled a reclaim and a witness.. nice hits
JonnyGlitch: 6 lands and a Sylvan Library sounds like a cover band
chrisperrin: I know @maraplaysmagic. It's terrible.
asthanius: !card Darkness
LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
HammerTheWise: Poor Serge
MegaDosX: Does Ben have it though.
zuchen_120: gee, 7 mana open...lol
circusofkirkus: game's gotta end :P
r10pez10: boop the scute
Dog_of_Myth: Games have to end....
Nightecho06: Settle the wreckage?
zuchen_120: well, 7+
r10pez10: hey there nelly
HundreydAundre: @RandomTrivia That's called an "Against the Odds 100-ton Allure-gleton" Deck.
MegaDosX: If Ben has it then Taalia becomes far less spooky
chrisperrin: Ben is grinning
niccus: what's the breakeven point for settle to end up with fewer bugs
IceProphet: too easy..famous last words
chrisperrin: Look out Ben is grinning
theinvisiblevoice: inb4 quicken > damnation
RandomTrivia: That is absolutely Ben's pokerface
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL give 'em a boot in the scute
coachNelly: HeyGuys @r10pez10
azkovo: i mean...serge is also an option
HundreydAundre: Chat: Yea, but which one?
MegaDosX: There's a specific card a few of us suspect Ben has
Serpens77: it's a trap!
Uzumaki15: Serge makes most sense, grudge fight
JonnyGlitch: how are there 3 players in a commander game with no wraths?
r10pez10: game's gotta end sometime
control_rig: Hahah
RandomTrivia: Stupid Kamigawa....
niccus: some wraths might have gotten binned
JonnyGlitch: Ulmer always looks like he's up to something
MegaDosX: Yes.
r10pez10: there's an Extinction Event in Serge's 'yard
RandomTrivia: Ben has Resting Smirk Face
JonnyGlitch: like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, it's a lie!
IceProphet: play a land?
shendaras: Or he's really good at bluffing
HammerTheWise: lrrFINE
StarWarsTHX1138: he is but he also has no poker face
circusofkirkus: Ben: "Call an ambulance...but not for me!"
The_Omniarch: 34 at ben
JonnyGlitch: Nobody can have as bad a poker face as Serge tho
JonnyGlitch: potentially 5 wraths
SnowBuddy18: Ben missing the experience of being on Taalia's side of this
Taylorton147: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:32.
MegaDosX: I mean, if it were me I'd just hurl the lot at him, but that's me.
HammerTheWise: !findquote everything is fine
LRRbot: Quote #6250: "Everything's fine, it's all part of stuff." β€”Adam Koebel [2019-07-29]
Taylorton147: wait there is an uptime below the sub button i keep forgetting that
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 2 score minus 1 scutes to you , sir!
itomeshi: Wow.... this looks like a Benocide.
MegaDosX: So six at Wheeler then?
CrimsonCortex: So yes scute is as op as i think
fcloud: resolve the attack on ben first?
r10pez10: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Technically Taalia's still figuring attacks, so no resolving yet
matthaus_c: friendship is a slow and insidious killer
DiscordianTokkan: How quickly the turns table!
IceProphet: wwoooww
RandomTrivia: And lo, did the betrayal fall soon LUL
MegaDosX: Oh, eight. I can maths.
fcloud: 39 to ben, 9 to wheeler
niccus: a soupcon of pain
RandomTrivia: There it is!
HundreydAundre: O, wow the stilts stable...
Dog_of_Myth: haha
control_rig: OOooooooo
Dragonality: poof
F1SHOR: Ooft!
Cear714: Yup
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Aetherize [3U] | Instant | Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.
HammerTheWise: Friendship has no intrinsic value, unless you consider inordinate exsanguination be a virtue
Serpens77: wow, what a shock and surprise
monakai: ooffa dooffa
juzztshay: ohhhhhh!
JonnyGlitch: HE HAD IT
djalternative: oophe
Uzumaki15: Oh SNAP!
SnowBuddy18: ooooooooooooooooof
IceProphet: lolol
MegaDosX: That's not the card I was expecting, but it'll do it
DiscordianTokkan: Regreeeeeet!
niccus: she can sac a land in response and copy everything?
RandomTrivia: Wheeler LUL
sarahneth: land precombat would have been so nice
niccus: w/ the elf
Nightecho06: I am so glad white always gets a settle the wreckage every set
coachNelly: Nooooooooooooo
JonnyGlitch: Hey, whatever works!
matthaus_c: But you don't really care about the Swarm, do ya?
asthanius: Halle-scute-ya
Dezinkled: That reclamer could do it
Uzumaki15: I was expecting Rift, but that'll do
F1SHOR: it only takes one
Greypelt: In response use elf
r10pez10: oh so it's like finding nemo
Ahusgaa: Cheer100 Sadness on the stack
HammerTheWise: Hallelluyaaah!
chrisperrin: :( :( :(
Cavemanhar: i was rooting for aetherspouts but aetherrize is fine
Greypelt: Use elf
fcloud: so taalia has 50+ cards in hand?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL scute -> etucs
JonnyGlitch: Serge don'e
F1SHOR: tell her serge :P
MegaDosX: Oh god the reclaimer!
coachNelly: #therearealwaysmorescutebugs
RandomTrivia: ^
MegaDosX: And double the tokens before the attackers go away! That's spicy!
azkovo: @fcloud those were all tokens
F1SHOR: if she has a land to getch
Uzumaki15: Serge, you do realize what Ben still has?
fcloud: tokens can't be in hand?
azkovo: nope
matthaus_c: Ben just cast Time Walk
MegaDosX: They're rolling it back to the Aetherise
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Nightecho06: Oh man!!!!
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JonnyGlitch: !card opposition agent
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
HundreydAundre: omfg, you woof!
r10pez10: wheeler's right though
sarahneth: make him have it
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Ahusgaa: Is it on the board?
Ahusgaa: Make him have it
Ahusgaa: No
F1SHOR: imagine if ben actually never had opposition agent its just been a long con :P
JonnyGlitch: what is that card?! It's nuts!
matthaus_c: Ben would get himself a pretty little Field of the Dead
Dmc3628: nope ben would just eminent domain it
Ahusgaa: theasiNani theasiNani theasiNani
taz8806: crap, I forgot this was happening tonight
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obijam_: weow thjis opposition agent has done SO much work on just the threat
HundreydAundre: more like..."Oopsies Agent"
LRRbot: Beast Whisperer [2GG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.
taz8806: Will have to catch the VOD
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c It's in the graveyard, so he wouldn't get that. Just a different land.
obijam_: it keeps on giving
IceProphet: u dont have mny basic lands left
r10pez10: what would you whisper to a beast
Uzumaki15: If Ben doesn't have it in hand, this is one of the greatest bluffs I've ever seen on FNPF
Dragonality: I hope at the end of the game Ben reveals he never had the agent
HammerTheWise: If Ben doesn't have it this is the biggest of long cons
MegaDosX: Oh wait, no it isn't. Ignore me.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I'll never ignore you, friend <3
Dmc3628: threat of Oppo agent is the greatest trick the devil conceived the world
SnowBuddy18: Opposition Agent clearly best card in the game and it hasn't been seen
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
r10pez10: i would whisper, "good doggo"
SquanderedResources: it searches for any land either way @iceprophet
sarahneth: check his deck list no oppo agent
JonnyGlitch: Nobody says you can't lie about your grip in Commander
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @r10pez10 "Please don't kill me, please don't kill me"
MegaDosX: Is Taalia going to deck herself with all of Ben's milling and drawing all of these cards? :p
HammerTheWise: !decklist
obijam_: i knew the card was good when you played it. but its even better when you dont apparently
chrisperrin: Scute trigger?
MegaDosX: Just what you want to hear from a blue player.
The_Omniarch: bug
JonnyGlitch: Groundskeeper Willy?
control_rig: Groundskeeper Willie?
LRRbot: Groundskeeper [G] | Creature β€” Human Druid [1/1] | {1}{G}: Return target basic land card from your graveyard to your hand.
HammerTheWise: Well, it is in his deck
MegaDosX: Reminds me of Adam's Simic deck in that Ravnica FNPF, he drew so many cards in that game and got milled so hard by Graham
matthaus_c: it'll be so funny if Ben never had Opposition Agent in the first place
LRRbot: Trumpeting Gnarr [1GU] | Creature β€” Beast [3/3] | Mutate {3}{G/U}{G/U} / Whenever this creature mutates, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
taz8806: Wow, Serge really said "Give me one of every mutate creature" tonight
Professor_Rakor: Gnarrly
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Gemrazer [3G] | Creature β€” Beast [4/4] | Mutate {1}{G}{G} / Reach, trample / Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
HammerTheWise: It's in his deck but if he doesn't have it in his hand I'm gonna die of laughter
HundreydAundre: @MegaDosX Ah, yes. The Graham-mill-stirr
asthanius: what
Dragonality: rude
SquanderedResources: necessary
sarahneth: the value, kill sol ring not the wake
Dmc3628: from hell's heart is serge's mantra
IceProphet: hed rather the wand loolol
MegaDosX: I don't think Ben gets to be upset about that after everything he's done to Serge this game :p
Sasu010: is this Game 1 or Game 2
JonnyGlitch: do you know how much those are worth?!?!
asthanius: I'm less upset than confused
SquanderedResources: game one
r10pez10: this is Game 1
Dragonality: Yeah, he totally did have that coming
Sasu010: okiedokie
The_Omniarch: game 1
pyronils80: @Sasu010 Game1
DiscordianTokkan: Also, Second Best gemrazer art
HundreydAundre: Chaos Wonk Walk Wand
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I don't think that was upset, I think that was confusion LUL
r10pez10: you know if you cast wall of blossoms five times the sixth time is free
LRRbot: Wall of Omens [1W] | Creature β€” Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.
r10pez10: just get it stamped each time
taz8806: Wait, what's the best Gemrazer art?
Nightecho06: Its not complete until plumveil
MegaDosX: !decklists
matthaus_c: the Godzilla art is always the best art
taz8806: eh
fcloud: build that wall! build that wall!
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
obijam_: threaten him with oppo agent Ben. its worked so far
taz8806: I love the anime style art, but to each their own
MegaDosX: I wonder how many people have said that before
r10pez10: !card Tallowisp
LRRbot: Tallowisp [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may search your library for an Aura card with enchant creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
matthaus_c: the Ink Arts are very good, I'll give it to you :p
HundreydAundre: Aw, geez. You should draw Arcades, high Alert & Asfo some next turn later.
JonnyGlitch: He grabbed that from his collection!
asthanius: Nice proxy Kappa
HammerTheWise: It would have been so good
HalcyonPrime9: lol
IceProphet: wink wink
MegaDosX: Oh my god Wheeler
HundreydAundre: Orrphe; WAS HEEE...!?
MegaDosX: Eldrazi Conscription?!?
taz8806: brb, need another beer
DiscordianTokkan: Ben wouldn't lie about something like that!
LRRbot: Eldrazi Conscription [8] | Tribal Enchantment β€” Eldrazi Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +10/+10 and has trample and annihilator 2.
EHarber1: I had to leave for a bit what happened to the scutes
JonnyGlitch: uhhhh
Nightecho06: That is a spirit
The_Omniarch: yeah and wheelers deck is the one in poor spirits
obijam_: aetherized
MegaDosX: @Eharber1 Aetherise bounced the tokens so they died
SnowBuddy18: that's a card
Nightecho06: the spirit of winnning!
fyressnake: aetherized
asthanius: 742? That's my PIN!
CrimsonCortex: @taaliavess what is that i have won games with it in geist
shendaras: That's numberwang
MegaDosX: I dunno, that's some complicated maths right there
LRRbot: Infernal Kirin [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kirin Spirit [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that spell's converted mana cost.
r10pez10: WHY does the spirit WITHOUT wings have FLYING
MegaDosX: Wow!
niccus: a horse-like spell
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JonnyGlitch: some bizarre cards I've never seen before tonight
MegaDosX: I've never heard of this card before and it's pretty powerful
djalternative: so chat, is it me or are these snow I/S's from kaldheim very good?
maraplaysmagic: Wondering if this Opposition Agent will ever be played.
MegaDosX: Wheeler's good for obscure cards that have half of chat scratching their heads
taz8806: I'm back
r10pez10: oh no
HalcyonPrime9: reasonable? what's that?
JonnyGlitch: Wheeler is on a whole other level with MTG
LRRbot: Journey to Eternity [1BG] (back: Atzal, Cave of Eternity) | Legendary Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature you control / When enchanted creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control, then return Journey to Eternity to the battlefield transformed under your control.
taz8806: Yes! I love JtE
taz8806: Dang, Taalia. That is a stacked hand
MegaDosX: So only Kodama's Reach
MegaDosX: That's a hell of a hand though!
r10pez10: oh no
MegaDosX: Uh oh.
LRRbot: Kokusho, the Evening Star [4BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Dragon Spirit [5/5] | Flying / When Kokusho, the Evening Star dies, each opponent loses 5 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Professor_Rakor: Wait....isn't that trigger supposed to be off spirit/arcane? is something making journey to eterntity a spirit/arcane?
sarahneth: !card heroic intervention
LRRbot: Heroic Intervention [1G] | Instant | Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: X is 0 in hand
Ahusgaa: Imagine that card being banned lol
MegaDosX: The Greenwarden would've been terrifying if Taalia got that down
Blythus: has a GITFROG player that hand is godly
niccus: and then drop transcendence and ascend to heaven, ollie out of the game
taz8806: I tried to make Greenwarden work in standard. Sadly, no go
HammerTheWise: "You lose everything"
MegaDosX: Greenwarden with all of the lands that have been milled and the Scute Swarms would be absolutely terrifying
Techmage12: !card Tallowwhisp
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
the_card_father: Also she should get Kodama back.
r10pez10: !card Tallowisp
LRRbot: Tallowisp [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may search your library for an Aura card with enchant creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Wonderdoc: All the Kirins are fun and fair
the_card_father: Journey isn’t spirit or arcane.
ilikememes44: wait what card is making taalia discard?
maraplaysmagic: Taalia in ruins
LRRbot: Pattern of Rebirth [3G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller may search their library for a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
sing_o_muse: !card infernal kirin
LRRbot: Infernal Kirin [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Kirin Spirit [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that spell's converted mana cost.
the_card_father: Kirin. But they did it off of an enchantment that one time.
HammerTheWise: "That's the grossest thing ever" said the Scute Swarm player LUL
Greypelt: β€œThat’s gross” says the Simic player >.>
r10pez10: feels bad, taalia
asthanius: It be's a 5/5
HammerTheWise: Hahahaha, high five @Greypelt !!
TaaliaVess: its my first time playing simic LUL LUL
MegaDosX: Also yeah should Kirin have triggered off Journey?
CrimsonCortex: Taaliavess first time playing simic lol already a threat
The_Omniarch: doing great. simic threatttts
chrisperrin: Seems like it won't be the last time playing Simic? ;)
MegaDosX: Didn't that discard Kodama's Reach though?
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Professor_Rakor: Yeah, and you triggered it off journey when you shouldn't have.
MegaDosX: Or was there another spirit I missed?
sing_o_muse: then journwy shouldn't have triggered it right?
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r10pez10: stick is really fun
Professor_Rakor: There we go.
HammerTheWise: If this is her first time playing Simic I don't know if I wanna see her play when she has some games under her belt, huge threat
maraplaysmagic: Lol
HammerTheWise: LUL
TaaliaVess: ikr!
SirZapdos: Arbutus
maraplaysmagic: Maybe you need to shuffle your deck later?
r10pez10: get another ultimatum
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
HammerTheWise: DM I do taht
HammerTheWise: *that
taz8806: 4-mana swamp? Powerful magic!
The_Omniarch: three mana shuffle effect aint nothing to sneeze at
ComradeMik: is this game 2?
ComradeMik: or still just the one game
sarahneth: game 1
r10pez10: this is mid-to-late game 1
ComradeMik: good lord
matthaus_c: this is commander, it's always game 1 :p
benjamin_wheeler: late g1
Alas_Babylon: It's late, math falls apart
ComradeMik: everyone is about the same state as when i left
fcloud: it's day 1 of game 1
ComradeMik: like an hour ago
MegaDosX: Gemrazer, another target of "wait, that thing has reach?!?"
Dmc3628: Gemrazer in the same ilk as Gargartoh
ComradeMik: oh, serge has found some mutate cards i see
The_Omniarch: "that has reach?"
matthaus_c: but it makes sense! he flings the gems at flying creatures! :p
taz8806: I mean, it's not as much as a wall of text as QB, but it's getting there
lirazel64: Poor Ben, just wants to draw cards.
r10pez10: that means if ben used the wand at taalia...
DiscordianTokkan: Holy MOLY
MegaDosX: Ben has milled some very spicy things from Taalia's deck
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The_Omniarch: what a spicy simic deck
MegaDosX: Excuse me?!?
LRRbot: Stinkdrinker Bandit [3B] | Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/1] | Prowl {1}{B} / Whenever a Rogue you control attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
r10pez10: why's the nose so red
matthaus_c: Stink drink, stink drink, stink drink
Mewr11: Hey, I play that guy in modern!
ComradeMik: @r10pez10 from drinking that good stink
matthaus_c: @r10pez10 because of all the stink
r10pez10: stank drank
The_Omniarch: bring back prowl
MillerDark: Wait, why does it boost toughness if the creature isn't blocked
DiscordianTokkan: Skink Drink! Chug them lizards!
niccus: because the rogues got the stink drinks
taz8806: ok, I'll see you guys in the VOD. Have a great night LRR crew!
r10pez10: bye taz
99dcwolf: Gnite Taz
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Taz!
ComradeMik: @bengineering also I'm blaming you for getting me into wow again.
Alas_Babylon: Simic player, drowning in mana
ComradeMik: i'm not actually mad about it tho
Professor_Rakor: Bold
The_Omniarch: ancient tomb!!
LRRbot: Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait [4GU] | Legendary Creature β€” Serpent [5/5] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.
Dmc3628: Notion
Dmc3628: OH BABY
LRRbot: Notion Thief [2UB] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/1] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.
Dmc3628: the oldie
MegaDosX: No, Ben draws instead
MegaDosX: For as long as Notion Thief is out
CommunistBakery: This is the meanest deck I've seen Ben play
sarahneth: is beast whisperer a may?
Alas_Babylon: No
pyronils80: Nice play Ben!
AlienNanobots: you MONSTER
MegaDosX: Ben's such a bully!
Dmc3628: so now we kill Notion and then he slams Hullbreacjer
Alas_Babylon: Beast Whisperer is mandatory
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Professor_Rakor: Ben Ulmer, monster.
HammerTheWise: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Beast Whisperer [2GG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.
Himyul: what happens if there are two players with notion thieves in play?
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: the player with the last one come in draws
SamanthaWakerOfTheDead: @Himyul The player drawing the card decides who gets it.
Alas_Babylon: "Instead" triggers don't trigger off each other
MegaDosX: @Himyul Every judge in a several kilometre radius gets a headache
Alas_Babylon: Yeah
Cavemanhar: the controller of the draw choses
Himyul: MegaDosX LUL
Alas_Babylon: They won't loo[
Alas_Babylon: loop*
thekrakenwithin: If you are playing on a group with multiple Dimir control players, nothing is happening.
r10pez10: CAT
HundreydAundre: Taalia: So draw zero? Ight? Tap, tap, gooooo.....???
fcloud: If two or more players each control a Notion Thief and a player would draw a card other than the first one in their draw step, that player chooses one of the applicable Notion Thief effects to apply. Then the player whose Notion Thief’s effect was chosen repeats this process among the remaining Notion Thief effects, and so on, until there are no more possible such effects to apply. Each effect can be applied to the card draw only once this way.
MegaDosX: Imagine if he cast Notion Thief in response to a fat Krasis
Natedogg2: Himyul: If A, B, and C are in a game, and A and B have the Thief, if A would draw, B steals the draw, and A steals it back. If B would draw, A steals the draw and B steals it back. If C would draw, C chooses one of the two Thiefs to draw, and then the other Thief will steal the draw. So if C chooses B's Thief, A's Thief will steal the draw and A will end up drawing.
Professor_Rakor: Fun and fair magic cards. =D
Loonatic93: Is that a may ability on Notion Thief?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL more like Notion Grief
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: well the mtgo notion thieves is not working as intended LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Someone is taking Ben to shed out back.
matthaus_c: Notion Thieeeef, some here draw while others feel the grief, Notion Thieeeef
Dmc3628: nope notion is not may loonatic
r10pez10: i wonder if Eldrazi Conscription is "Enchant creature you control" or just "Enchant creature"
niccus: notion isn't a "may", so technically you can try to mill ben out
niccus: just... not likely
Tom_Bruise: but wait, if you, and serge, and wheeler, each draw 14.568 cards, Ben will mill himself
noSmokeFire: "You're policing our fun super great, bud (:"
HammerTheWise: Ben: "What have I become?"
imouto_squad: white: taxes blue: hold my notion thief and hullbreacher
Tripleyew: "Born to be a blue mage" - there's no need to be mean, Serge
JonnyGlitch: good.... goooooddd....
noSmokeFire: "I've won, but at what cost?" (UU)
shendaras: Whatever happened to mono red?
MegaDosX: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy, Ben
lirazel64: Born to be Blue
The_Omniarch: "ben, cards in library"
mattydubs75: if there are 2 notion thiefs out whoever had the second one out gets the cards. it came up on commander clash a few weeks ago
r10pez10: looks like 62 cards
JonnyGlitch: You heard it here first! Ben has a big deck!
HammerTheWise: LUL LUL LUL
TheMagicalSazerac: this better end with Ben casting exsanguinate. for that big x fireball like spell
matthaus_c: some people like playing faster decks as they get older, but not Ben Ulmer
DiscordianTokkan: Froot froot!
99dcwolf: big deck energy
F1SHOR: i feel like you play lands let ben get the draw and just try making as many scutes as possible
mrscottykarate: she only MUST draw from the tatyova right
matthaus_c: !findquote other
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Natedogg2: mattydubs75: Incorrect. The order they entered is irrelevant. They're replacement effects, and if two or more replacement effects would apply, the affected player chooses the replacement effect to apply first.
Dmc3628: or if she casts creatures from whisperer
MegaDosX: Zagoth, Indatha, and Ketria
HammerTheWise: !findquote value
LRRbot: Quote #6499: "Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now." β€”Paul [2019-10-17]
TaaliaVess: i can do it at end step tho
r10pez10: there's left-green, mid-green and right-green
MegaDosX: Savai and Raugrin are Mardu and Jeskai respectively
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land β€” Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
The_Omniarch: yeah, gotta develop your board, esp with exponential growth on your side
fcloud: how does it help ben to have untapped lands during other players' turns? he can't block with lands, can he?
Dmc3628: also as arena has taught me Henge is also mandatory draw
The_Omniarch: flash creatures fcloud
r10pez10: it's like turn 25
CrimsonCortex: Ben is flash deck
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MegaDosX: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:17.
HammerTheWise: 69
Cavemanhar: 13
Tom_Bruise: It's turn Double Digits, go ham
LRRbot: Regal Leosaur [RW] | Creature β€” Dinosaur Cat [2/2] | Mutate {1}{R/W}{R/W} / Whenever this creature mutates, other creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
asthanius: Other creatures
matthaus_c: every other*
Cimurph: Not all, all other. Mutate stack stays normal.
r10pez10: that's just the noise Serge makes when he attempts to mutate his body
Nightecho06: Broccoli
LRRbot: Brokkos, Apex of Forever [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Nightmare Beast Elemental [6/6] | Mutate {2}{U/B}{G}{G} / Trample / You may cast Brokkos, Apex of Forever from your graveyard using its mutate ability.
AlienNanobots: That's just what mutation sounds like
lamina5432: broccoli
elah806: Apex of Bro Code
MegaDosX: So that's a 6/6 mutate pile
MegaDosX: With trample and reach
Cimurph: Yep, not a 10/8
matthaus_c: it's a 6/6
HammerTheWise: Nope
MegaDosX: "Each other" Serge
asthanius: Other creatures only
r10pez10: each other, Serge
HammerTheWise: It's a 6/6
NotCainNorAbel: your telling me that a squirrel coming at you won't make you run?
r10pez10: on the Leosaur
Dog_of_Myth: Serge, pls
The_Omniarch: nope, other creatures
MegaDosX: On the Leosaur
JonnyGlitch: womp womp
HundreydAundre: So if you mutate on a Trickster, then the mutate might...not...fall off?
AllTheWeasels: We got there
r10pez10: --b
Tom_Bruise: well, 6 is still okay
elah806: It's a Gargaroth
Dragonality: But it DOES have double treample
HammerTheWise: Double trample! Double lucky!
HundreydAundre: Cuz it's not bestow, and it isn't a separate attachment either.
r10pez10: 6/6 + 6/6 + 7/5
Irsaan: I'm gonna have to watch the vod since I'm at work, but do we have wheeler's decklist?
r10pez10: sure do
MegaDosX: !decklists
r10pez10: !decklists
Irsaan: love you guys
MegaDosX: Too slow, mod! :p
niccus: this is some freaky time signature
r10pez10: i am slow it's true
asthanius: choomp
control_rig: Chumple
MegaDosX: Imagine if Serge cast Cleave there
HammerTheWise: Chumple, chumple he said and trample, trample he did
matthaus_c: oh god, I need a creature with Chumple. "creatures blocked by CARDNAME assign damage as though they had trample"
asthanius: The vorpal blade with chumple chumple
Irsaan: karador spirit tribal breyaBust
r10pez10: i get nice knick-knacks from Value Gamers
NightWingMistHawk: matthaus_c that actually sounds like an interesting ability
The_Omniarch: Chumple wumple... has a first strike drink, a reach drink
SnowBuddy18: I mean, 1 drop killed by a token
r10pez10: ACT III
Irsaan: wheelerRita jlrrCoolgame
CommunistBakery: Have a good break!
HammerTheWise: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
Dog_of_Myth: Send in the Dubs
fcloud: sit tight! game is projected to complete well before 2022
Irsaan: gdqClap
Irsaan: cloud9Poggers lrrAWESOME damoClap
fiech0: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerGuts
Jadaris: chances of game 2 are basically shot at this point, eh?
99dcwolf: wheelerY wheelerH
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
JonnyGlitch: Oh this song, I feel it, the bop!
matthaus_c: I mean, who needs Game 2 when everyone gets to Goldfish in G1 :p
sarahneth: good, I made it back during the break
sarahneth: taaliaHYPE
jellybellyfatman: When we gona see ruric thar deck here ? XD
CrimsonCortex: Best is always in 3 acts
InfiniTokens: Happy Friday!
LRRbot: Hall of Heliod's Generosity | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dmc3628: not that one through Karador Kaiba sir
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat, Ghost Council enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
matthaus_c: "this Ruin Crab looks totally like Kozilek"
r10pez10: oopsie doopsie the ghoostie coostie
Dmc3628: reveal and drop all 5's
AllTheWeasels: Wow that' a hand of magic cards
thraximore: Chekhov's Agent
Dmc3628: tallow is may thank god
Mivair: !card opposition agent
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
HundreydAundre: Ruin Crab is Baby Kozi confirmed. Next time, on The Omnath-Lore-Ian...
r10pez10: we deep in the weeds in the final act here
r10pez10: shuffle them together!
InfiniTokens: Ha, been there
Dmc3628: yeah Pattern is search also
Fofo57007: insert spiderman meme
LRRbot: Gift of Immortality [2W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return Gift of Immortality to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
99dcwolf: Someone cast a board wipe!
Dmc3628: then Obzedaddy Drainage is still at the bottom
Dmc3628: of this stack
r10pez10: obzethis
fiech0: Opposition agent should've costed 1 less from the nightbonder
Nightecho06: Oh no the chaos wand!
r10pez10: was Wand tapped?
r10pez10: i guess serge is tapped out so it doesn't really matter
HundreydAundre: Chaos Wonk Walk Wand is BACK?
r10pez10: cheeeeeers
MegaDosX: Arcane Signet at home
sarahneth: flex that ability to draw cards
The_Omniarch: ben twiddles the wand to make serge wrong for the tilt
Dmc3628: correct
MegaDosX: Good lord Serge
MegaDosX: That needs to be a thing
r10pez10: F for Serge
r10pez10: good hustle though
The_Omniarch: F
NightWingMistHawk: o7 Serge - you fought hard pal
wikisome: F
Dmc3628: uh oppo agent on board with Reclaimer?? ok
r10pez10: i like counting
MegaDosX: Ben pls
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Dmc3628: there's tribal in wheeler's yard
murderface9797: nissa should be flipped back to a creature ?
InfiniTokens: Poor Serge
Professor_Rakor: Reclaimer won't work btw.
HundreydAundre: It's like an AMong Us stream...
r10pez10: pierogies to look forward too though
Dmc3628: oh tallia oh no
Nightecho06: Oppo
DiscordianTokkan: Hashtag JustGoyfStuff
Fofo57007: agent
niccus: you ever think about goyf
sarahneth: don't so it oppo agent
AllTheWeasels: BibleThump
Tom_Bruise: Cool game!
noSmokeFire: !card opposition agent
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Dmc3628: well Ben gets free field i guess
F1SHOR: bens never going to play these cards again
MegaDosX: Ben's such a bully, god
MegaDosX: Or just kill him
Vampyre_Lord: remember before opposition agent? good times
Dmc3628: or kill him with light murder
AllTheWeasels: Ben has become his own worst enemy
noSmokeFire: "Pull the trigger, Piglet"
TheMagicalSazerac: Ben, can I suggest a group slug klothys deck, where all you do is burn everyone!
MegaDosX: It's simple. We kill the Ulmer.
SnowBuddy18: there's the Ben we know and love
HundreydAundre: Or Push the Button... cuz Serge gets airlocked, and his commander pet mourns his uneventful demise.
niccus: but ben hasn't taken an extra turn yet
Fofo57007: tnyLol Ben "I hate what I've become."
DiscordianTokkan: Ben needs to play a Big Green deck sometime soon to balance things
TheMagicalSazerac: Play abomination of llanowar. Literal elfball!
Dmc3628: Aesi is the may
DiscordianTokkan: Or a Domri Riot deck. Ah, memories
Vampyre_Lord: you either die a red player, or live long enough to play opposition agent
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asthanius: She still gains the life
Alas_Babylon: No, she still gains the life
asthanius: It's not dependant on drawing
petey_vonwho: you still gain the life
circusofkirkus: still should gain life?
neb_200: @DiscordianTokkan his done simic... but are we going for just mono green
Alas_Babylon: Nothing of the effect is negated
MegaDosX: It looks like this is causing Ben just as much pain as it's causing Taalia
Nova19_: Tatyova isnt a ma
Carsonogenics_: she gains the life, but the draw is replaces with ben's draw. the trigger isn't broken, part of it is replaced
Nova19_: may*
Professor_Rakor: Aesi is the may, tat is the has to
neb_200: he*
TheMagicalSazerac: But I'm always wrong
circusofkirkus: Tatyova is not a may
HalcyonPrime9: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Cimurph: It doesn't say when you draw a card you gain a life. The effect doesn't care if you actually draw or not.
TheMagicalSazerac: And I am chat
The_Omniarch: its not negated itsreolaced
F1SHOR: i trust the judges at the table lol
DiscordianTokkan: @neb_200 as Wheeler would put it, time for Big Green Donkeys
TheMagicalSazerac: "But Ben, I am the great clown Chat"
r10pez10: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
AllTheWeasels: Welcome to the Chat Life, Serge!
sarahneth: serge is chat now
captain_wulf: Classic lrrSERGE
MegaDosX: Wheeler's the one playing the Spirit deck, and yet here we have Serge giving advice from beyond the grave
r10pez10: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
theinvisiblevoice: ben just needs to steal a vorinclex so they also can't make mana
Pharmacistjudge: why does this deck sound so white. it keeps telling you what you are NOT allowed to do.
niccus: you haven't cast expropriate yet, it's fine
CrimsonCortex: I feel that wheeler will win
The_Omniarch: second land for turn?
TheMagicalSazerac: Expropriate is WAY past the line of "This is fine"
Vampyre_Lord: what would the interaction between hull breacher and notion thief be? would you choose which replacement effect per card? or per effect? or does one just take precident over the other no matter what?
r10pez10: late game simic niss is good
LRRbot: Nissa, Steward of Elements [XGU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [X] | [+2]: Scry 2. / [0]: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card or a creature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of loyalty counters on Nissa, Steward of Elements, you may put that card onto the battlefield. / [βˆ’6]: Untap up to two target lands you control. They become 5/5 Elemental creatures with flying and haste until end of turn. They're still lands.
Dmc3628: well Ben has Cy rift still hanging out in hand revealed from Kirin
Alas_Babylon: @The_Omniarch She doesn't want to, because every land allows Ben to draw
DiscordianTokkan: Stew'rrt! (I have watched too much Letterkenny)
Dmc3628: so i feel we geting Omega Tornado'ed soon
The_Omniarch: yeah, but she had said she just needs scutes.
sarahneth: what fliers does ben have untapped?
fiech0: just nightpack scavenger
MegaDosX: The Nighthawk is Ben's only untapped flyer I believe
fcloud: MUSCLE MILK the gathering
Professor_Rakor: just the nighthawk untapped, but there is sure a cyclonic rift
Dmc3628: 3GB and tap
sarahneth: could have done spicy attack for 10 flying play
MegaDosX: 3GB and tap to reanimate a thing is pretty neat
DiscordianTokkan: !card Lifespinner
LRRbot: Lifespinner [3G] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice three Spirits: Search your library for a legendary Spirit permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Dmc3628: obzedaddy returnal right?
The_Omniarch: one day someone will draw removal
MegaDosX: Also yeah Obzedat should've come back at upkeep
matthaus_c: where the obzed-at
drewm1022: ^ Noice
ComradeMik: i like the core of bengineering's deck, but i'm not gonna lie notion thief and oppo agent are deeply unfun
MegaDosX: Journey to Eternity's a pretty neat card
sarahneth: drat, no timeouts for community points to punish the puns
Dmc3628: even afer gaining 8 AND a hyper tornado?
SnowBuddy18: but puns are good
TheStrange: Doesn’t Ben have rift?
SnowBuddy18: no need to PUNish us
Tom_Bruise: Might as well Rift, can't descend to a lower circle of hell
CrimsonCortex: Strip mine it
CrimsonCortex: I see the strip mine if it is a land
Dmc3628: Karador sure as bus does
Dmc3628: still doesn't matter
Dmc3628: Overloaded
MegaDosX: "This game has to end at some point" he says, making the game take longer :p
Professor_Rakor: That doesn't work. "each"
InfiniTokens: That's always the case
Professor_Rakor: le gasp
MadWolf1290: that magic "I didn't know I HAD THIS CARD"!
r10pez10: spice
Nightecho06: Ahah!
MegaDosX: Spicy
DiscordianTokkan: Shashashaaaa
100BlackandWhite: As a new magic player, are opposition agent and notion thief what's known as stack pieces?
Dmc3628: well we know he has didn't say please
MegaDosX: !card pact of negation
LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
TheStrange: PogChamp
sarahneth: yes those are stax pieces
CadmiumV: PogChamp
fiech0: wheelerY wheelerH
100BlackandWhite: thanks @sarahneth
MegaDosX: On the plus side, you don't have to pay the upkeep tax now
Dmc3628: nope it's hard counter
DiscordianTokkan: !card didn't say please
LRRbot: Didn't Say Please [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards.
EdgyEdgyOgre: they are not stax pieces but they are cards that hate on certain effects
MegaDosX: Ben you're making my teeth itch with all of this standard rogues nonsense :p
r10pez10: stax is still named after the card Smokestack, right?
petey_vonwho: Who is this, and what did they do with Ben?
Vampyre_Lord: @r10pez10 yup
100BlackandWhite: Ok got it. Thank you for the additional infor @EdgyEdgyOgre
r10pez10: i found out ramp is called that because of Rampant Growth and not "the general concept of a slope"
Dmc3628: legendary spirit
sarahneth: ew yosei
100BlackandWhite: *information
SnowBuddy18: @petey_vonwho most of his cards are packed because he's moving soon
Vampyre_Lord: @r10pez10 yeah. stax is in a similar place where the name is originally based on a specific card, but has since taken on its own meaning
sarahneth: ew yosei and gift of immortality
frogomb: I play this pact I forgot I had, plus I need to read the text out loud as if it's the first time I've ever seen this popular, iconic card
LRRbot: Ghost Council of Orzhova [WWBB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | When Ghost Council of Orzhova enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile Ghost Council of Orzhova. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Quarokcaddhihle: @benjamin_wheeler you just opened the new one
HundreydAundre: Is Ben going for a Kami-flavour win?
r10pez10: it just helps to read cards out on webcam commander games
sarahneth: Ben was a sac outlet from locking out the game there
r10pez10: i just realised serge's playfield is in the noir zone
HundreydAundre: I mean, he still might lose...But Ben could win using his card(s).
AirTony7: Stax isn't named after Smokestack. It is named after the vintage deck from like 1999 called the $4000 solution or $T4KS
MechaKuuga: Ben ruiner of EVERYTHING
SirZapdos: Arbutus
F1SHOR: im not sure who this is hurting more Ben or Taalia
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
HundreydAundre: Ben: Puts smile on his face...
InfiniTokens: Ben never ruins anything, don't know what you are talking about
Naarius: Can't-kusho
Dmc3628: not on Koku yet
goombalax: whats the t in $T4KS?
fiech0: this game is why I won't be making a child of alara 5c board wipe tribal deck
Dmc3628: ben can stifle the lifegain off Nighthawk though with Selfless
r10pez10: WHEELER
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
itomeshi: Wait.... Wheeler doesn't like to beat a dead horse?
itomeshi: I call shenanigans.
LRRbot: Merfolk Windrobber [U] | Creature β€” Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Merfolk Windrobber deals combat damage to a player, that player mills a card. / Sacrifice Merfolk Windrobber: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
LRRbot: Mind Funeral [1UB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until four land cards are revealed. That player puts all cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
HundreydAundre: Oh-ph...
benjamin_wheeler: @goombalax "the"
control_rig: Oh nooooo
JonnyGlitch: oh noooooooooooo
EdgyEdgyOgre: rip
MegaDosX: Ben you are an evil man!
JonnyGlitch: does a failure to find just kill her?
mattroth732: the fuck card is that
fcloud: does this trigger opposition agent?
noSmokeFire: a rogue and a scoundrel
F1SHOR: now thats a cool way to kill someone
targetplayer: Don't concede without stripping someone's land!
100BlackandWhite: Oh my gosh. I found a new mill card to love
Alas_Babylon: @JonnyGlitch If she doesn't find four lands, yeah, her whole deck is milled
xantos69: Well I was on team Ben until now...but only a monster includes that card. I am proud of your villainy.
r10pez10: oh no
CrimsonCortex: So basically giving wheeler the win
F1SHOR: Survived!
control_rig: Tssssssss
Vampyre_Lord: ashaya is a land right? Kappa
JonnyGlitch: that card is FILTY, I love it
r10pez10: looks like 14
control_rig: Wow that was clooose
F1SHOR: ohh that looked alot smaller
SnowBuddy18: oof, those are some good cards
JonnyGlitch: Ben has truly gone over to the dark side
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Heal yourself before you heal others.
ritchards: is that the exile or graveyard pile?
The_Omniarch: yard
MadWolf1290: you were supposed to bring balance to the game Ben! not destroy it!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL What can Ben do to not die to Ben? That's a big feel
DiscordianTokkan: Jeeeeez. I remember goozling people with a Mind Funeral deck back in the old days, when I felt the need to remind people that Mill can be dangerous
Dmc3628: ooh Ulmer going to run into the block sack mode
JonnyGlitch: Ben's Mind Funeral bring all the cards to the yard, and they're like, that's too far!
AirTony7: Ben is already dead. What we see here is just a blue player wearing his skin
Alas_Babylon: Well fought, Taalia
Alas_Babylon: F for Craterboi
HundreydAundre: @MadWolf1290 Ben: "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the Endgame..."
fiech0: I think Ben ate the Simic Slaw again...
IceProphet: hawk might not be 8/3 ne more
CrimsonCortex: What is the point wheeler wins win he plays kukusho and sac it right
MegaDosX: Oh man, Apex Devastator?
r10pez10: straight to the noir zone
MegaDosX: That's my favourite card from Commander Legends
TaaliaVess: its a good one
lamina5432: 8/3 has lifelink
Alas_Babylon: Nighthawk does have Lifelink
Dmc3628: but we block sacced chat
matthaus_c: where's thy cling to dusts dude
deyja429: And Kamigawa tribal wins the day.
MegaDosX: Nighthawk didn't hit because Wheeler sacrificed his blocker
sarahneth: no strip mine vengeance rip
Alas_Babylon: Oh riiiight
Alas_Babylon: MegaDos is a correct person
EdgyEdgyOgre: nighthawk has lifelink
Tom_Bruise: nighthawk didn't deal damage this combat
Alas_Babylon: It does, but the blocker was sac'd before damage, so Lifelink does nothing
Dmc3628: yeah nighthawk to taalia would have given Ulmer the straight 8 with no chicanery
MegaDosX: @EdgyEdgyOgre Because Wheeler sacrificed the blocker before it hit, the lifelink didn't happen
sarahneth: good game everyone
Dmc3628: we sure have an upkeep stop i guess for this hall
matthaus_c: this was a good stream, y'all. thanks for hanging out
AirTony7: Kamigawa tribal 2 stronk
LRRbot: Kodama of the South Tree [2GG] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, each other creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
InfiniTokens: Is that all?
matthaus_c: remember arcane spells
r10pez10: we're missing one of the kodama trees i think
GentleSquirre1: Deck lists?
r10pez10: center, north, west, east, and south
r10pez10: !decklists
MegaDosX: !decklists
LRRbot: Tallowisp [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may search your library for an Aura card with enchant creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
fiech0: Everyone is always "LOL Kamigawa cards!" so they ignore that deck. a perfect example why everyione is always your greatest threat
Vampyre_Lord: return to kamigawa when?
Dmc3628: an they sure do have le trample
LRRbot: Lifespinner [3G] | Creature β€” Spirit [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice three Spirits: Search your library for a legendary Spirit permanent card and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, not even just spirits, everything gets the boost. Nice.
r10pez10: maybe modern horizons too, considering CMDRLGNDS got a kodama
r10pez10: *modern horizons 2
Dmc3628: not counter tap?
r10pez10: i will never be able to remember what the modes on Cryptic Command are
MegaDosX: !card cryptic command
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Counter target spell. / β€’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β€’ Draw a card.
asthanius: OH
LRRbot: Spinal Embrace [3UUB] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat. / Untap target creature you don't control and gain control of it. It gains haste until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it. If you do, you gain life equal to its toughness.
asthanius: well crud
F1SHOR: Good play!
EdgyEdgyOgre: nice
Micsig: deep thonks
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matthaus_c: healthy!
MadWolf1290: he untaps!
Tom_Bruise: Lord!
InfiniTokens: Still going!
Pharmacistjudge: I don't think obzedat would trigger for itself anymore if Ben controls it
F1SHOR: can ben mill wheeler with this hit!
LithelyUnshod: Aren't they both Ben's triggers since he controls it?
fiech0: Ben-Ben is unstoppable
The_Omniarch: ben is clawing through
r10pez10: art on Mind Stone lowkey unsettling
fcloud: ben vs ben, the darkest timeline
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerGuts
SergeYager: Oh yeah, good call PharmacistJudge. You're totally right.
LRRbot: Deadly Rollick [3B] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Exile target creature.
r10pez10: that sword is just floating
fiech0: What is the scavenger's power?
Alas_Babylon: Mill... Lots
r10pez10: stank drank
Blue_man7: scavaenger has flying?
matthaus_c: !card tallowisp
LRRbot: Tallowisp [1W] | Creature β€” Spirit [1/3] | Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may search your library for an Aura card with enchant creature, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
r10pez10: GG
F1SHOR: YES!!!!
MadWolf1290: WOW
Micsig: Damn wheeler, that memory tho
AllTheWeasels: GG
Alas_Babylon: Hoooooooly moly
CaptainSpam: Daaaaaaaaang.
F1SHOR: benginDab benginDab
AllTheWeasels: Ben had it
laikagoat: fionaMuppet fionaMuppet fionaMuppet
MajorFrostbyte: BEN
F1SHOR: Powerful Magic!
CommunistBakery: G.G
AllTheWeasels: That last card in hand was a monster
JonnyGlitch: Ben, you now know the power of Blue!
KWardJenx: WHAT!!!!
Thanautopsy: rxyGG
CommunistBakery: o7
CaptainSpam: Well-played Ben. And, well-played Ben.
SnowBuddy18: GG Ben
Nightecho06: I knew Ben would win against Ben
IceProphet: FBtouchdown
CrimsonCortex: Unexpected
LaskoReadsComics: Bennnn!!
fiech0: wheelerPog
GamesAndInk: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
enki1256: The Ruin Thief deck is a monster. Even more so now modified.
petey_vonwho: on to game 2?
lirazel64: Wow!
matthaus_c: the villain wins! it's right! benginDab
circusofkirkus: it was clearly the black cards
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RendezVoodoo: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Dmc3628: blame the BLACK cards
MegaDosX: Turns out playing unfair cards wins you games! :p
Radyin: Why not blame Ben?
The_Omniarch: damn ben, well done aggro blue player
r10pez10: good games friends
Tom_Bruise: Just take Agent, Breacher and Notion Thief and throw those in a fire
Serpens77: Let's not blame the Blue cards... let's blame the Blue *player* Kappa
EdgyEdgyOgre: opposition agent is a card
JonnyGlitch: gee gee
SnowBuddy18: I mean, the Notion Thief as well
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX do you understand me better now Kappa
CommunistBakery: Yeah that seems like a meaner archetype than Ben usually plays
pyronils80: @LoadingReadyRun Ben I LOVE your deck BUT it is disgusting!!!!!
Professor_Rakor: Just blame opposition agent...and cyc rift...and notion thief.
F1SHOR: you all blame the opposition but dont forget the t1 sol ring and arcane signet :P
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I understood you already and still hate those cards :p
TheMagicalSazerac: If there was a hullbreahcer, then we could blame blue cards too
dr_unks: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
AirTony7: How to win Commander. Play cards that were printed specifically made for Commander.
sarahneth: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
mastershake29x: yay for Taalia!
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART
r10pez10: twitch.tv/TaaliaVess
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX fair enough LUL
TaaliaVess: <3 <3 <3 taaliaYoshiHi taaliaYoshiHi
CommunistBakery: Yeay!! glad to meet a new streamer!
SnowBuddy18: @CommunistBakery I know, Ben usually just flings his 15/15s at your face with his commander
bainard656: Opposition agent, as unfunny as predicted.
Ahusgaa: You can also find Oko there too
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ritchards: "ropes" ;)
IceProphet: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE taaliaRun
dr_unks: taaliaDONUTKING taaliaDONUTKING taaliaDONUTKING taaliaDONUTKING
fiech0: The kingdom of Cards
r10pez10: !decklists
DiscordianTokkan: sergeSqueak
CommunistBakery: @SnowBuddy18 His decks are usually just more goofy than technical denial like that was
xantos69: cheer50 Bits for the Magic folk.
GentleSquirre1: wheelers intrigued me
MegaDosX: The monoblack god and the dragon both intrigue me
MegaDosX: From the Kaldheim spoilers
Ahusgaa: Among us is amazing
maraplaysmagic: taaliaRip
sarahneth: taaliaSus
SnowBuddy18: @CommunistBakery oh, I know, I was just joking about his Brion Stoutarm deck
matthaus_c: the Paul speaketh!
DiscordianTokkan: Kaldheim has me as excited as Ikoria did. And not just because I've played Elfball off and on for years
matthaus_c: LRR Mans It Forward!
MadWolf1290: it's the "Ian weekend!"
control_rig: Gant and/or Gant
Dog_of_Myth: @DiscordianTokkan Elves seems like they are getting some sweet new cards.
matthaus_c: bold of you to assume he'll stop
HundreydAundre: Paul enters the paper fight
matthaus_c: Ian Ready Run
Micsig: Rocksmith, straight into the void
Angelic_Bovines: Jer!!
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matthaus_c: vods are muted vods are muted vods are muted tqsDance
daisysbee: is there a discord?
matthaus_c: !discord
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Dog_of_Myth: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: @Dog_of_Myth They look like they're getting some great, absurd cards, and I'm eating it up.
JonnyGlitch: meatgrinders can be fun
MegaDosX: Has LRR done Tomb of Horrors before?
SnowBuddy18: am I the only one who can hear Paul quietly a second time?
JonnyGlitch: as long as you know it's going to be a meatgrinder
fiech0: Just watched Rasp of Sand the first time! Jer's great!
MegaDosX: And yeah that kinda thing can be fun, so long as you know in advance that that's what you're in for
matthaus_c: @SnowBuddy18 that's because he's right behind you
Makimachine: Taalia earned her a definite follow from me, she was awesome! :D
JonnyGlitch: which farm?
DiscordianTokkan: Witch farm? Dis farm
noSmokeFire: the field goes "Hrrrm"
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c now I'm disappointed he isn't :(
Makimachine: Who's on first?
DiscordianTokkan: Heck Yeah, Hades!
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, it's Cam and Cori
Serpens77: Cori said it was here on the last one
Serpens77: *her
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matthaus_c: su-san! su-san!
Serpens77: This is not a place of honour
matthaus_c: there's only susan
Tripleyew: As is tradition
GamesAndInk: I didn't expect to see "This is not a place of honor" on a Twitch stream but it makes sense
captain_wulf: i'm so happy i resubbed tonight... please butcher it
DiscordianTokkan: I MAY have convinced an archeologist friend to play Hades based on historically accurate depictions on Cerberus pets and bribes
djalternative: SU-SAN! SU-SAN!
MyrddintheWizard: sergeJustRight
IceProphet: taaliaDeadbody taaliaDeadbody taaliaDeadbody
fiech0: not the worst reading I've had
Tripleyew: mispronouncing names? That's our brand!
HundreydAundre: I mean, what did Ben win with this game, again?
matthaus_c: @HundreydAundre rogue beep beeps
Kolbeyk subscribed with Prime.
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mastershake29x: I got it
Freato: LUL
obijam_: very minneostan
HundreydAundre: @matthaus_c Precisely, that's the logic of shame right there.
Pheonix888: Well that was unexpected
BjjBrain: Cape Breton by!
DiscordianTokkan: Soda jokes!
HundreydAundre: But tis uh game, not uh sole player.
SirZapdos: You're a big guy
itomeshi: Ouch. That pun physically hurt.
lochnessseammonster: you are a treasure @benjamin_wheeler
obijam_: and in arizona its minnepop
MegaDosX: Man, I love sub reads, these are always good fun
matthaus_c: susan! susan!
itomeshi: Minnesota by way of Ireland, Wheeler?
SirZapdos: Minnesota cop. You do know you're in North Dakota?
62MGcobra: 82?
historyman_admu: pogchamp
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: stuffy sub bunny!
noSmokeFire: m'duncan
MegaDosX: *tips hat* Maduncan
petey_vonwho: that is a great name
DiscordianTokkan: Eyyy, gnome_friend!
MegaDosX: "You got sub problems, I feel for ya son, I got 99 problems but Twitch aint one"
taz8806: I love how quickly Wheeler will bail on a medium joke
pblackcoat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
pblackcoat: hey! commander!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, pblackcoat! (Today's storm count: 81)
TacitusVigil: Does this lineup count as a Ben Sandwich? :P
MechaKuuga: LUL
fiech0: wheelerT
zuchen_120: that was great
DiscordianTokkan: UMM-BOP
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
zuchen_120: I'm glad I stuck around
MegaDosX: You're probably safe keeping it that way Wheeler
matthaus_c: SUSAN!
zuchen_120: idk how to clip, or I would clip that
IceProphet: taaliaSus taaliaSus taaliaSus taaliaSus taaliaSus
TacitusVigil: sUSAn. How patriotic.
IceProphet: sus ann
F1SHOR subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, F1SHOR! (Today's storm count: 82)
matthaus_c: someone put Taalia in the loop about Susan? LUL
MechaKuuga: SOHSAHN
yamahako: 42 Months! That's the best number of months.
lochnessseammonster: an is sus
Earthenone: sUwUsan
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for the fun night.
MegaDosX: Sometimes it's the funny pronunciation of normal looking names, and then some of them are just nonsense :p
drthvd3r: GANT GANT.
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Earthenone! They have given 666 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Earthenone! (Today's storm count: 83)
matthaus_c: welp, Dog, you've done it
MegaDosX: Look upon my works, ye mortals
IceProphet: lmaao
Makimachine: Twelve people have tried to pronounce mine for 12 months, not yet quite right... LUL
matthaus_c: Hell Gifts
Earthenone: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub lrrHEART
taz8806: whoa, dog, 666 subs given
glyndev: I rocked up at the perfect time! Time to go check the vod I guess
Kingsniff: wheelerY wheelerH
ritchards: Dog_of_myth, you evil person!
ritchards: lrrHEART
Angelic_Bovines: 690 next?
matthaus_c: Gifts of the Beast
Earthenone: 666th sub deeply cursed
Dog_of_Myth: What have I done??
zuchen_120: ok maybe I did figure it out.
captain_wulf: Thanks wheeler... i needed that
captain_wulf: :D
SirZapdos: Base Camp sucks, what were they thinking
SnowBuddy18: hooray Dog_of_Myth, for being cursed
Dog_of_Myth: That is a great name.
matthaus_c: KOBE
The_Color_Twelve: Ooooo praise from Caesar!
MegaDosX: The concept of the colour twelve really tripped me up for a moment
matthaus_c: Formula 1 Shore
F1SHOR: WOW! the first person to say it right on their first try benginLol
MegaDosX: It's one of those concepts that just strips the gears on your thought process
Dog_of_Myth: No prob @SergeYager
Serpens77: Thank you players!
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART lrrHEART
azkovo: Thanks everyone!
matthaus_c: thanks for the stream!
taz8806: Thank you Lrr friends
laikagoat: fionaLove lrrHEART fionaGoat lrrHEART fionaLove
KWardJenx: <3 <3 <3 <3
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
fiech0: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerGuts wheelerE wheelerH
IceProphet: taaliaHYPE taaliaHYPE
pyronils80: Bye
matthaus_c: benginHeart lrrDARK tqsHeart benginHeart lrrDARK tqsHeart
DiscordianTokkan: Good night everyone!
mastershake29x: this was awesome
ghyllnox: lrrHEART
F1SHOR: enjoy your timezone everyone its time for my afternoon nap benginLol benginLol
ninjim84: good idea @F1SHOR
SnowBuddy18: it's time for my nighttime nap
IceProphet: gg
Angelic_Bovines: @SnowBuddy18 isnt that just sleep
djalternative: tis not yet time for the long nap
SnowBuddy18: depends how long I'm asleep @Angelic_Bovines
Angelic_Bovines: @SnowBuddy18 fair
MechaKuuga: LUL
ritchards: Good bye!
djalternative: night paul
The_Color_Twelve: bye
xantos69: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
62MGcobra: bye bye
DeM0nFiRe: GooodBYYYYYYYE! o/ lrrPAUL
zuchen_120: good byyyeeeee adieu to you and you and you
MyrddintheWizard: Bye lrrPAUL
NotCainNorAbel: night lrrHEART
The_Color_Twelve: oo new badge
HalcyonPrime9: o/
MyrddintheWizard: lrrHEART