McTwin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (5m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
TemporallyAwry: !soon
Juliamon: Overheard from sister on ESO guild group chat: "I'm fine with humans but I draw the line at killing animals."
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serramarkov: Yay!
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BlueChloroplast: sergeLurk
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, can't stay for this one but wanted to wish everyone good luck at the Golden Duck
ButButTheJesus: good duck luck
Juliamon: !duckluck
ButButTheJesus: !y
Juliamon: aw someone pulled it
ButButTheJesus: wait was that actually a thing?
Juliamon: yes
ButButTheJesus: holy heck
ButButTheJesus: what'd it say?
Questhere: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Juliamon: 19/20 responses were "Nothing happens."
ButButTheJesus: :D
Snowcookies: I can't believe I jokingly no-scoped how that worked once
ButButTheJesus: and the 1/20?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: !GoldenDuck ?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! PrideWave
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (19s from now).
serramarkov: Ahoy-hoy!
ButButTheJesus: ahoy-hoy but I can't stay so a-bye bye
PharaohBender27: @ButButTheJesus katesLol
serramarkov: I took a nap so I could stay up for this and still work tomorrow.
kalira77: duckluck was from Best of Intentions iirc, but idk what the 1/20 said exactly
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PharaohBender27: Yeah, we'll see how long I can stay for this, since I need to get up early tomorrow morning :p
Juliamon: I don't remember what 1/20 was but if you wanted to scrub chat logs I suppose you would find it
Snowcookies: Something about bee-sized ducks iirc
DarkMorford: TPK! TPK! TPK! Kappa
kalira77: dang that reminds me I need to get back working on the quote database project
serramarkov: Oh- I remember that, now!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Jeremy returns to run a one-shot game entitled ‘A Night at the Golden Duck’. Basic D&D with treasure to find and one session TO KILL! Game: A Night at the Golden Duck) at Mon 07:00 PM PST (2m ago).
DarkMorford: Okay, now what's everyone's THAC0?
SergeYager: 19
Snowcookies: Hi Serge
serramarkov: 4?
Blythus: dnd hype!
Blythus: what edition are they using?
serramarkov: Hi, Serge!
mtvcdm: I rolled a 9
Juliamon: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> RT @GU1Duck> In case there’s any confusion as about what version of D&D we are playing tonight: it's this. It was … born before I was 😅. 📷 ||
gravitycannon: i still dont know what THACO is and art this stage im afraid to ask
Juliamon: Good news, that's why it's not a thing anymore
62MGcobra: my ac is -1
Eklinaar: I've played that edition.
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
serramarkov: To Hit Armor Class 0
Blythus: I can't tell what that is from the tweet :<
DarkMorford: Oh boy, we going old school.
RegulusPratus: I played Baldur's Gate 2
Eklinaar: @Blythus It's Basic D&D, the precursor to 1st Edition
DarkMorford: Back when having a lower armor class was better. Can you imagine? 🤔
Eklinaar: It's *very* lethal.
Blythus: oh holy cow, that's interesting
Eklinaar: Like combat is basically a failstate.
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: Mathematically it's exactly the same operation as d20 + accuracy vs a target number, but phrased as confusingly as possible
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL !
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: yay
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Blythus: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RegulusPratus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
RegulusPratus: Cast the stones! The dice must flow!
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serramarkov: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
SmithKurosaki: you're up late
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
Sarah_Serinde: Two magic users and a cleric...this party is *squishy*
Mcgwee: ello!
Sarah_Serinde: But I'm sure lrrFINE
cuzuki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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binnygoo: Oh hi Mark
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Join @GU1Duck , @apsalar , @goatprince and @sergeyager for a D&D Zine Adventure, A Night at the Golden Duck 📷 ||
Snowcookies: I love oops all magic
Mcgwee: mage party? lrrFINE
virtualcatastrophe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
virtualcatastrophe: Thanks for all your hard work, it really helps a lot of folks. Lots of love and stay safe <3
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Fanboy_of_Bolas: huzzah
DarkMorford: Yay squishies!
samwisep86: ysbrydHype ysbrydHype
lirazel64: Whhee
serramarkov: I had the basic set. Donated it long ago.
Thriving_Turtle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
Thriving_Turtle: Love you guys so much <3
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Sarah_Serinde: SergeYager Amazing pose in that going live photo gabyLul
lirazel64: Coming in on.a banger....
Eklinaar: I predict multiple TPKs
wynternyghtynggale: all out favorite people as nice comfy anxiety reducing squishys
djalternative: hola chat
HorusFive: How is it that I didn't miss this? I thought I was coming to watch a VOD
Sarah_Serinde: HorusFive Late start to fit Jer's schedule
Electrodyne: Hi internet friends!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Juliamon: Cori going hard with the high school yearbook photo in the tweet
Sarah_Serinde: Oh you're right gabyLul
Juliamon: I think it's the gradient grey background
until_may subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
until_may: Don't be too stinky Adam
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PinballWitch: What's up Chat?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: WUB FACTOR 10, MR SULU!
SmithKurosaki: hey pinball
Arclight_Dynamo: This is at least 15 Gecs.
Despoiler98: @Bobtheninjagoldfish SHE CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH WUB
PinballWitch: things you don't realize are as annoying as they are until you have to do it #3408: Transferring your games from an old 3DS to a new one
NightValien28: banger alert
KilrenKrae: here comes the drop
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Despoiler98 It's your job to make it handle that much Wubbage, Engineering!
r2gamer2: Can’t wait for this one-off
Juliamon: oh yes, transferring between Nintendo systems is always The Worst
Electrodyne: 1: SHOW TOILET
Fruan: Show toilet plz
PinballWitch: Hi!
Snowcookies: Hello!
HundreydAundre: DUCK!
PinballWitch: Hi friends with dice!
DragonicDudeYT: Howdy
DeM0nFiRe: Dice Frice!
HorusFive: \o/
kamelion84: lol
awmcmillan: Hi Jer (and everybody else)
ContingentCat: \o/ Dice friends
UWDJohn: 3D6 down the line for character stats or riot!
BlueChloroplast: Quack!
MadWolf1290: ohhhh, LIVE
SmithKurosaki: and Serge!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jer, lrrPAUL , lrrCORI , lrrSERGE , and lrrMATT !
serramarkov: Yay!!!!
Evandill: \o/ Dice Friends!
Despoiler98: tonight NO OTHER
HundreydAundre: More like,... "DUCK-FRIENDS...!!" uH, WOOT WOOT!
MadWolf1290: volunteer? or volunTOLD?
kamelion84: lol
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
binnygoo: Lol
MrMatternot: Muuuhhhnnnndddddaaaaayyyyy
HorusFive: Everybody always coddling children...
couldntpickausername subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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ContingentCat: Go left!
MadWolf1290: yet?
mercano82: Go right!
Snowcookies: Don
serramarkov: Open all the doors!
MrMatternot: Look behind you!
Snowcookies: t do that thing!
djalternative: you can talk to us, but not respond to us
mtvcdm: LRRBot, whodunnit?
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Jordan-R-EAA-1 in Smash, you cowards!
HorusFive: It was Lava-bears all along
TemporallyAwry: #AlwaysReadThePlaque
Electrodyne: I'd like to say, as Red Box D&D goes, Eff Bargle right in the A
RegulusPratus: Everything is an illusion all the time
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2458 patrons for a total of $19,076.66 per month.
PinballWitch: Cheer100 Have a fun game y'all! I'll be lurking as i swap my data from one 3DS to another
lirazel64: Always go after the mage.
spethycakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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PharaohBender27: Holy moly, that's a jump in the Patreon amount!
ritchards: who did that great Golden Duck logo??
mtvcdm: Wait how did it pass 19K?!
PinballWitch: woo
Despoiler98: lets gooooooo
PinballWitch: wish I had money I could contribute
corianderd: @ritchards featherweight
lirazel64: Wheee!
Sarah_Serinde: mtvcdm Wait yeah hasn't it been around the 12k region for ages?
ContingentCat: \o/
mercano82: \[T]/
HorusFive: \o/
PinballWitch: Dice Frands
ryuhimora: I joined literally as the intro played XD
awmcmillan: \o/
MrMatternot: Serge with the Redwall rabbit.
BlueChloroplast: CUUTE characters!
TemporallyAwry: Alright, the design on what I assume is a vulture is absolutely fantastic.
binnygoo: \o/
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde It usually is just short of $15k when I see the command brought up
mtvcdm: Around 14K or thereabouts, just tickling the underside of 15K, for the longest time. That's over a $4,000 jump.
ContingentCat: I'm surprised Matt isn't a goat
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Ahh, I mean 2 is similar to 5? :P That's still amazing though
PinballWitch: Quack
JqlGirl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
JqlGirl: What a prime non-prime sub!
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mercano82: I see the party decided that tanking is for chumps.
PinballWitch: zalaeDuck
oldjalefox: scrap princess!!!
r2gamer2: Valen is soo cute!
TheMerricat: go left!
Sarah_Serinde: What good character names
MrMatternot: A magic user, a cleric, and a magic user. Sooo three magic users?
The_Color_Twelve: Ah smart
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
PinballWitch: quick screencap that map!
PinballWitch: j/k
klace26 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
klace26: dice friends! lrrAWESOME
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait I step away for a second, and... Serge is playing a Minbari Holy figure?
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde @mtvcdm I think the command might be in error, though? I just opened the Patreon page for LRR and it's saying $14,939
ContingentCat: mmm duck jam
Xan_The_Quiet: we'll just stick to our usual tactic of giving bad advice
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This is going to be a magic heavy party :P
UWDJohn: @Bobtheninjagoldfish We live for the one, we die for the one.
lirazel64: @contingentcat Confit duck?
kalku__: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:20.
mercano82: @Bobtheninjagoldfish There is a hole is his mind.
Despoiler98: omg that name
The_Color_Twelve: Ah that's how that's pronounced
BlueChloroplast: Gecko <3
samwisep86: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 mtvcdm I think LRRbot may be pulling the CAD value now, because I see CA19k on the page
PinballWitch: I misread Matt's name as Delta Charlie like he was some military code name
Despoiler98: LOL
JqlGirl: I love Thumb
Snowcookies: Auspicious!
Xan_The_Quiet: TWO dreaft horses? sounds like someone's already wealthy
BlueChloroplast: Line-of-sight names there
DocRedfang: I've had that combination before, it's not fun
electra310: Auspicious names!
ContingentCat: SabaPing auspisciouss
PinballWitch: I would die for Thumb
mtvcdm: Huh. That's interesting.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @UWDJohn We stand on the Bridge and no one may pass.
djalternative: Two draft horses: Kalkheim and Zendikar Rising
mercano82: Wow, a six foot tall gecko. I bet Cori could save me a LOT on car insurance.
The_Color_Twelve: Ah the old Keyser Söze
Capt_clown: Wait.... is that Jer?
SnackPak_: like a foot of ear
Sarah_Serinde: Capt_clown It is!
BlueChloroplast: @mercano82 lol
PinballWitch: 6 foot tall rabbit? I think I've seen that Jimmy Stewart movie?
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
Rytel: I am a 6 foot tall stack of months
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JqlGirl: Valen needs a flashlight
Capt_clown: gdqMindBlown gdqMindBlown gdqMindBlown
Electrodyne: Attack the darkness!
Ignatiuspants: oh hey ... they're introducing their characters? so I didn't miss this week's episode!
JqlGirl: Praise the Sun!
Sarah_Serinde: Ignatiuspants Nope, this episode started 2 hours later than usual to fit Jer's schedule
kalira77: praise the sun
ContingentCat: does the dawn need guarding?
lirazel64: Celestia bard, I see.
Despoiler98: omg serge
JqlGirl: Serge: Actual Dawn Guard
Ignatiuspants: praise the sun!
MAPBoardgames: For the night is dark and full of terrors
PinballWitch: Benicio Del Toro?
DocRedfang: The sun will come out tomorrow
awmcmillan: praise the sun \o/
Capt_clown: WOW! That's awesome! Glad to see him back gdqHeart gdqHeart gdqHeart gdqHeart
The_Passerby: I have important question. QUESTION THE FIRST, why does Valen wear shoes, but Kwaykwayo and Delita do not?! Chat, we need to tweet this issue after Dice Friends is done.
RegulusPratus: The sun will come ouuuuut tomorrow!
Despoiler98: They are trying to find the Infinity stones for The Collector O.O
MrMatternot: The Parable of the Cave?
Sarah_Serinde: The_Passerby I mean Valen's feet seem more squishy than the others'
DoodlestheGreat: So Serge just wants to bring flourescent lighting to the warren. Cool.
PinballWitch: Wait, is Serge little orphan Annie?
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
BlueChloroplast: rabbit burrows with skylights!
Easilycrazyhat: That's a rough voice to choose
mercano82: It's a good thing this is a one-shot, or Matt would die.
mercano82: Matt may die anyway.
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
The_Passerby: @Sarah_Serinde Kwayakwayo feet I wish to saw can be as squishy as Valen's.
Capt_clown: The sun will come out tomorrow? Bet your bottom dollar, tomorrow....
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrPAUL for that designation of Valen as "Dawn Guard"
KilrenKrae: serge the tank?
MrMatternot: Every single town...has its ups and downs...
Capt_clown: Despacito?
PinballWitch: But what about Ramza?
oldjalefox: I now live in hope that LRR will play Deep Carbon Observatory one day.
Nigouki: 5'2" with or without plumage?
kalku__: Vulture?
djalternative: does he have a 6 ft wingspan?
CranstonSnord: everybody can fly, once
MrMatternot: Is his friend an albatross from NYC?
Capt_clown: @djalternative Only on Tender (the bird version of Tinder)
mercano82: So basically Rocky Racoon?
PinballWitch: I can fly, about 2 feet off the ground and about 3 feet forward only.
ContingentCat: a bird that stands at 5'4" would be horrifying flying
PinballWitch: most people call it jumping, but i know it's really flying
electra310: THACO!
PinballWitch: oh no
mercano82: Such an unadvanced system.
BlueChloroplast: you mean THAC0
Electrodyne: Bargle can suck it!
electra310: Nah, To-hit, Armor Class OH NO
PharaohBender27: O_o
Electrodyne: No THAC0 that's 2nd ed
NightValien28: need gold gotta pay adventure taxes
Juliamon: Your money is literally power
oldjalefox: Bargle did nothing wrong
ArmadilloAL subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
ArmadilloAL: Oh man. I never played this ed, but I read my best friend's copy SO MANY TIMES as a kid. So much nostalgia.
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Basic D&D is extreme Capitalism?
Capt_clown: So America?
Kiloken subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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JqlGirl: So wait, could two people just pass gold back and forth?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So D&D is capital.. DAMMIT PAUL
Electrodyne: @oldjalefox You take that back he killed Whatshername the cleric. I think there was Larry Elmore art in that too
Capt_clown: Wouldn't that makes Bezo a god tier Lich?
Eklinaar: and fighting in Basic D&D is *super* lethal
BlueChloroplast: "our party is VERY succeptible to bribery"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Who needs "Story Goals"
arcaneIllumination: Why not just have two people trade some gold back and forth forever? Both of you keep gaining gold and then “spending” it?
JqlGirl: Magic Man was a class
Electrodyne: Bargle was a jerk and I want to kill him at every opportunity
electra310: "We decided to abandon our adventure and open a bar and grill"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Disregard Plot, Aquire XP.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean it's not a video game, you can just have a DM that says trading gp is against the spirit of the game and not allow it
ArmadilloAL: @LoadingReadyRun It's actually "Store-y Goals", in which everyone's goal is to collect enough gold to stop killing dragons and make money exploiting your employees.
Sarah_Serinde: And/or specify that it only counts the first time someone acquires it
JqlGirl: Sorry, Fighting Man
arcaneIllumination: @sarah_serinde fair enough. I’m also imagining in a physical world where this actually worked.
oldjalefox: you only got xp for gold gained on adventures
Despoiler98: lol
Juliamon: I imagine a clever DM would have developed a 'money-laundering' setup for gold-swapping
Sibwow: ian?
sivakrytos: jewels gold sacks yes
PharaohBender27: Jules Goldsachs?
ContingentCat: So the decedent man?
Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination In that case it's probably something like "it's the things you learned when acquiring gold and you don't learn much by just passing it back and forth between you"
mercano82: So a banker is one of the most powerful people in the world of D&D. Checks out.
Capt_clown: Zucker-flayer?
commandergreven85: Does anyone in chat know if lrr are doing a preprerelease for kaldheim?
odocoelus: It's been so long since I watched DF, and because I've been thinking about Magic a lot, for some reason I half expected the other Jer to be involved...
Sarah_Serinde: There are a lot of different ways to acquire money and conceivably you can learn something from many of them
AutomaticWool: Assembled to do job at place
ryuhimora: Gold Sacksman???
mercano82: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I believe high level characters in early D&D tended to spend their time building castles and hiring people instead of "adventuring"
arcaneIllumination: @sarah_serinde ah, so the true gold was the friends we made along the way?
Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination Ahaha yes
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ContingentCat: jump scare!
Snowcookies: Nice Paul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Paul gabyLul
Capt_clown: @arcaneillumination only if you're Midas
PinballWitch: Wait are you telling me basic d&d is the rpg for landlords?!
Calaban161: Paul MVP
DocRedfang: Nice, Paul!
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
NightValien28: paul the wizard
BlueChloroplast: :D
Capt_clown: Dusty Rhodes? Oh no....
JonnyGlitch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Ah how friendly-looking
JonnyGlitch: Hi Everyone! Have I only missed the start or did the stream go down?
Robot_Bones: Chicken Legs???
Capt_clown: Nightmare Totoro?
JonnyGlitch: Quack!
mercano82: Any timber frame house is a tree that's been converted into a building.
ContingentCat: sergeIrene
Sarah_Serinde: JonnyGlitch Just the start, this was scheduled later than usual to fit Jer's timing
JonnyGlitch: Thanks @Sarah_Serinde late night for Canadians!
Sarah_Serinde: JonnyGlitch Particularly in EST or farther east, I'm going to have to bail early, I have work in the morning...
kamelion84: lol
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
JonnyGlitch: very very frightening!
electra310: Nice!
mercano82: Get a good deal, you don't want to let the innkeeper level up on you.
Sarah_Serinde: Easier for PST, it's only 7:30pm there
Juliamon: Fortunately I'm still here, because my hours are a disaster!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow somehow it's like Valen KNEW there was gonna be thunder then, but how?!?
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah idk yet if I will watch the whole thing. Would end aty 1AM for me lol
Sarah_Serinde: (I'm not leaving yet, I just won't be able to stay for the whole thing)
Arclight_Dynamo: "It is an umber hulk. You are killed." Kappa
Robot_Bones: I've had this nightmare before
Capt_clown: is it serving Juice?
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
Sarah_Serinde: I already love them
Electrodyne: Can a lizard magic-user wear a cloac a invisibility
Capt_clown: Kafka Inn
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL art from the book
MrMatternot: nice
PinballWitch: that's some... interesting... art?
PinballWitch: that's funny, I prefer to be called Mixtress
oldjalefox: scrap princess is the best art
Despoiler98: wow thats a horrifying innkeeper
Sarah_Serinde: PinballWitch sergeJustRight
JonnyGlitch: I'm looking for the puns here but having trouble
PinballWitch: I kinda love beetle innkeeper?
Snowcookies: poor horses
JqlGirl: I love her too. She's good and pure.
JonnyGlitch: I'd be worried if the inn was shaped like a big ball
JqlGirl: 100% would hug her
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitch katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: JqlGirl So many arms to hug with!
PinballWitch: Can hug at least 2 people at once!
Capt_clown: I'm having serious Naked Lunch vibes
Sarah_Serinde: Or 1 person extra well
PinballWitch: A naked lunch seems like something that would require a shower afterwards
Electrodyne: okay so there are non-uplifted/anthro animals too
JqlGirl: Her name is Trix, but her maiden name is Samza.
Capt_clown: @pinballwitch Oh so very very much
Electrodyne: or are they anthro horse people-carriers
PinballWitch: my current twitter display name is Franz Kefka
Despoiler98: starting off well
Arclight_Dynamo: His arm, though!
JonnyGlitch: nickname: Tripod
ContingentCat: a relative of Arm-Do?
mercano82: Armlong Armstrong, of the New Hampsire Armstrongs?
PinballWitch: Bet he gives the best high fives?
FITorion: and it froze again
Electrodyne: the long arm of the law
ContingentCat: @FITorion it's good here
Capt_clown: His slap could rend dimensions
Despoiler98: oh so Emo boy
MrMatternot: Cousin of Armdo?
Despoiler98: lol
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
JonnyGlitch: someone totally stole his arm and he's salty
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm excited to hear Jer's voices for all these characters lrrAWESOME
Xan_The_Quiet: oh no, not burlesque girls
Capt_clown: 1 of each please
gravitycannon: how do i get to this place now?
Electrodyne: he's been disarmed?
Sarah_Serinde: rude
Despoiler98: ok lets just back away
JonnyGlitch: okbaiiiii
kalira77: a wandering troupe of burlesque dancers
Sarah_Serinde: Let's not be friends with this one
JonnyGlitch: Arm Armlong Armstrong
ritchards: Anyone getting a Hateful Eight vibe?
PinballWitch: you don't know that's the dominate one?
JonnyGlitch: define "abiding"
JonnyGlitch: nice neckskirt
Despoiler98: oh god its batman
Sarah_Serinde: Nice work getting all this artwork on the overlay lrrHEART
PinballWitch: oh i thought they were a corvid at first
Capt_clown: A troupe of dervish Orge burlesque dancers that fight with flail tassels
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like a bunch of extra work
Despoiler98: LOL
mercano82: The pickpocket, always grinding for XP.
PharaohBender27: So, a kleptomaniac?
MrMatternot: Is this your card?
JonnyGlitch: but it's full of acorns
PinballWitch: wait if you get xp based on money, can you just buy something and keep selling it back and then get more xp that way?
Capt_clown: One shoe us gone
theinvisiblevoice: rube's mistake, you've just pointed out where all your valuables are
Juliamon: There's our corvid
JonnyGlitch: Rork!
Despoiler98: Jer is gonna need a looootttta water tonight
PinballWitch: I'm still mad about last year, i explicitly asked for 19 Corvids...
Easilycrazyhat: Don't like the way they say specimen...
Despoiler98: omg ><
Snowcookies: o_0
JonnyGlitch: not psychotherapist, a psycho therapist.
MrMatternot: Do these dudes live here?
Despoiler98: "doctor stick"
Capt_clown: No lie, Jer's kid is gonna have epic bedtime stories
Despoiler98: LOL
kamelion84: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Capt_clown Implying that she doesn't already?
JonnyGlitch: 1d4 damage
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
PinballWitch: that could kill a 1st level magic user!
Despoiler98: OH NO they're freudian!
Snowcookies: omg
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like most adventuring groups could use a therapy session or two
HorusFive: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Sarah_Serinde: Let's not be friends with this one either
DarkMorford: Jer can do ONE voice. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oh he's definitely got more than that
mercano82: On second thought, let's not go to The Golden Duck, 'tis a silly place.
Capt_clown: better than an analysist therapist
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Juliamon: Revisit the Rasp of Sand campaign for more Jer voices
Despoiler98: RUDE
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: THat's not how this works...
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I miss the fish voices from his last campaign
JonnyGlitch: is she just cold reading them?
azidbern95: the disease of life!
ContingentCat: wow
Sarah_Serinde: No thank you!
Capt_clown: A social disease?
x0den: does anyone get skeksis meets muppets vibes from these characters?
Despoiler98: can we find another inn?
JonnyGlitch: AHH]
JonnyGlitch: No. Do not want.
ContingentCat: katesLol
PharaohBender27: Pierre3?
arcaneIllumination: Dr. Roc is bet character.
PinballWitch: Hey I just got word my order from the LRR store shipped! @LoadingReadyRun Cheer50
ContingentCat: Pierre^3
kalira77: pew pew pew
r2gamer2: lrrAWW
Mysticman89: at what point do they wake up
LoadingReadyRun: @PinballWitch yay!
Sarah_Serinde: PinballWitch ysbrydHype
serramarkov: OMG I can just hear Andy in that voice.
PinballWitch: it includes the Qwerpline shirt for my wife, and the new serge coffee cup for me!
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Juliamon: And yet the thief hasn't nicked it, hmmm
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Well, per the thief's introduction, they probably did nick it, and immediately gave it back
PharaohBender27: A dueling dualist?
ContingentCat: katesLol does he have des cartes for dueling too?
Ignatiuspants: A duelist dualist! Awesome!
Despoiler98: Can we go to another inn?
Capt_clown: Swordfighting apes... didn't One Piece have something similar or am I hallucinating?
Robot_Bones: bon bon bonbra-anne
PinballWitch: are they part of the DCI?
x0den: @Capt_clown no that happened.
MrMatternot: I get the feeling that this is going to turn into a murder mystery...
Snowcookies: oh no
PinballWitch: you could tell me just about anything happened in One Piece and I'd probably believe it honestly
Despoiler98: This is going to be an game of Clue isn't it?
SnackPak_: ooo, props!
mercano82: Some foley work.
PharaohBender27: Oh no! We're splitting the party!
ContingentCat: props!
NightWingMistHawk: Wow Jer, excellent commitment to the sound effects there :D
Capt_clown: @pinballwitch At this point it likely has or will LUL
Despoiler98: Jer plz
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SnackPak_: lrrWOW
mercano82: Oh, Kanno Door.
Capt_clown: lrrHERE
Capt_clown: Cori with the thousand yard stare
Sarah_Serinde: Cori feeling strangely attacked now :P
kamelion84: lol
ContingentCat: please no adding Cori to the soup
Despoiler98: just gravy, nothing ele
FITorion: cori tastes self... I'm delicious
BlueChloroplast: mushroom muffins?
Sarah_Serinde: Probably less so Delita
Despoiler98: SCANDALOUS Matt
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared
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JonnyGlitch: Wait, this is the first mission of Skyrim
PinballWitch: Mimes
HundreydAundre: Oddly suspicious.....JAMES....
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha Cori
kamelion84: lol
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
Despoiler98: GO CORI
PinballWitch: I wonder what Armlong thinks of mimes
Snowcookies: Auspicious!
ANeMzero: Auspicious!
JonnyGlitch: yes, very suspicious
tallhobbit97: Auspicious name!
samwisep86: auspicious!
DeM0nFiRe: A full name that has two "the" in it is pretty strong tbh
Ignatiuspants: An auspicious name!
The_Color_Twelve: auspicious!
ghyllnox: An Auspicious Name!
PinballWitch: and less toxic family structures?
PinballWitch: or maybe that's just me?
DeM0nFiRe: Kwaykwayo The Golden Duck The Wise
DeM0nFiRe: The Discerning*
HorusFive: Well, you're already here, so I guess you're going to pay it anyway
PinballWitch: wait, will at some point someone say to serge "Silly Rabbit... Trix are for kids!"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The "The" in Kwaykwayo The Discerning is short for "The Golden Duck"
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun sergeJustRight gabyLul
PinballWitch taps forehead
Sarah_Serinde: Gosh I wonder
PinballWitch: what if the collectors are actually dragons? they're known for... collecting things...
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Snowcookies: Ahhhh
ani_laurel: oh no
PinballWitch: "To use the littlerbox"
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone wants to socialize when going to the washroom in the middle of the night
Sarah_Serinde: My favourite time for talking to other people
kamelion84: lol
PinballWitch: My first RPG character ever was an otter. But they were in the TMNT system lol
BlueChloroplast: O_o
PinballWitch: I named them Scotter the Otter
PinballWitch: I was like 12
PharaohBender27: @PinballWitch :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @PinballWitch TMNT was one of my first RPGs as well!
PinballWitch: that's awesome Paul! My brother learned to GM on the old Palladium system, starting with those, which they had at our local library!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFine
Despoiler98: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
PharaohBender27: HypeFire
JonnyGlitch: "the best thing a parent can hope for is for them to leave"
PinballWitch: Lots of TMNT, some Robotech, a lot of fantasy, heroes unlimited, and rifts
ContingentCat: so the kids are alright?
DeM0nFiRe: TIL there was a TMNT RPG system lol
LoadingReadyRun: In hindsight, I'm pretty sure I played it totally wrong :P
Despoiler98: GAMBLING?????
PinballWitch: as long as you had fun, then i think it was okay!
BlueChloroplast: lrrCOW katesRage GlitchLit panicBasket
PinballWitch: @DeM0nFiRe there were some wild books for it, including a post-apocalpytic version called After the Bomb, in which half the turtles are dead, and Raphael becomes the new Shredder. It was... interesting...
Despoiler98: gambling? IM IN
mercano82: Strip Cribbage, then?
Arclight_Dynamo: "What's the wi-fi password?"
BlueChloroplast: ummm suspicous
Despoiler98: why does that camera have a blinking light
PinballWitch: I have an old image macro meme of Kevin Siembieda that says "Just added 400 O.C.C.s! Gonna add 200 more!"
LoadingReadyRun: TBH I actually got really into *reading* After the Bomb and Rifts sourcebooks more then playing. It was a bonkers setting
PinballWitch: oh absolutely
Despoiler98: ooby dooby
PinballWitch: I still use a guide for rewarding things from the Palladium Fantasy system to reward things other that just combat, in almost every rpg system i run now
JonnyGlitch: The light will BURN the darkness out of you
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooooooh!
Despoiler98: TOS TOS
JonnyGlitch: mutual preening, right there in the common room
BDXIIX: thepan54Scarlet
BlueChloroplast: LuvBlondeL LuvBrownR ?
BlueChloroplast: secret tunnel!
PinballWitch: but what about Savoy?
Despoiler98: oh gooooooooood
Snowcookies: uh huh
JqlGirl: nice
JonnyGlitch: saw that coming
PinballWitch: no kink shame here
Arclight_Dynamo: "...oh."
Juliamon: Like y'do
JqlGirl: mm. innards.
PinballWitch: lady has a lot of kids usually, gotta get them electrolytes back somehow, right?
BlueChloroplast: I thought some only did that because of the stress of being observed
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Snowcookies: Like you do
JonnyGlitch: All of her children are in prison arn't they?
PharaohBender27: In before it turns out all of her children are in prison
Despoiler98: *facepalm*
PinballWitch: they're actually in roach motels
JonnyGlitch: called it
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
Arclight_Dynamo: @BlueChloroplast You ever feel so awkward in a crowd you eat your partner's entire head?
Despoiler98: an Auspicious family
PinballWitch: is she Ma Ma Beetle?
JonnyGlitch: such a Jer thing
BlueChloroplast: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah it was very stressful :D Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Can anyone really say they haven't?
Despoiler98: "few of them"
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
arcaneIllumination: Eh, owls have it coming.
JonnyGlitch: So the mother is the only one NOT in prison? Uh oh
LoadingReadyRun: @PinballWitch My favorite was the Canada sourcebook Rifts. After the magic apocalypse, BC is largely a colony of giant insects, there is a huge interdimensional rift in Calgary, Quebec is the only human city left.
Arclight_Dynamo: @samwisep86 It's true; everyone was a teenager once. Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Er... @Sarah_Serinde rather
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
samwisep86: hi lol
GirlPainting: aaahhh ahhhh ahhhhh
Despoiler98: ok so hes a really bitter Gordon Ramsay
PharaohBender27: tqsLol
PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun my brother had a long running fantasy game with a knight npc the PCs would always use a guinea pig for any traps, and one time they basically thru him into a magic portal and was gone for years, until he turned up in a Rifts game trying to kill the players for how he had been treated lol.
Despoiler98: well thats a title
arcaneIllumination: Oh, he's the Long Arm of the law
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The Arm Long of the Law
Snowcookies: so a cop
ghyllnox: !sir
Despoiler98: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear gabyLul
JonnyGlitch: LUL
samwisep86: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
JonnyGlitch: Jers hand motions killed me
Despoiler98: lewd
JonnyGlitch: Timeout, things are getting hot an heavy
PinballWitch: Rifts is the RPG setting for people who see Shadowrun and think "But what if it was more?"
JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch so they fixed the grenades mechanic?
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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PinballWitch: not sure, haven't played it in years, but i think it's still active
JonnyGlitch: Anyone who is a fan of Shadowrun should check out the SEGA Genisis / Megadrive game. It's still solid and a lot of fun
PinballWitch: my oldest friend loves that version. I never played it myself
JonnyGlitch: It really holds up, you could mistake it for a modern game with a retro style
Slurpee_E: I second that. Shadowrun on the Genesis is awesome
serramarkov: Rifts was fun.
JonnyGlitch: It had procedurally generated missions, on a Genesis
PinballWitch: I have an interesting cyperpunk side scroller retro action game called Huntdown that's pretty interesting
PinballWitch: lol i said interesting twice there, i hate being without my adhd meds
JqlGirl: i really hope they can do RQ2 eventually
serramarkov: But 7th Sea absolutely rules.
JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch ooh I really like the art style, it says it's out in May on Steam
PinballWitch: is the genesis shadowrun game available anywhere "legally" right now? game preservation is a nightmare
PinballWitch: @JonnyGlitch I got it on the switch
JonnyGlitch: @PinballWitch I haven't seen it, only ROMs
PinballWitch: A lot of sega classic games are in their collections, but i dunno who deved that one
PharaohBender27: katesDance tqsDance
Blythus: loooooool.
BDXIIX: I'm still not sure what the doctor's name is. Roark? Roque? RAAWWK?
BlueChloroplast: keep the treasure seeecret
LoadingReadyRun: @BDXIIX the last one :)
BDXIIX: nice
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KevinTheShark: 54!? Nani!?
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BlueChloroplast: Napoleon birb?
JonnyGlitch: wait a second....
JonnyGlitch: insurrection against Royals? Sharpen the guillotine!
BlueChloroplast: :D
JonnyGlitch: Seize the means of production!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
BlueChloroplast: Seize the means of gold!
Snowcookies: omg
JonnyGlitch: Hare-etic
JonnyGlitch: gEt iT?
DarkMorford: Delita seems a little hare-brained to me. Kappa
Despoiler98: after her INTERROGATION of them?
PinballWitch: jokes like that the only answer is just stare at them and say "no, i don't get it, explain to to me" and never stop
JonnyGlitch: Imma need to see that
JonnyGlitch: Imma need to see that "Doctor's" certifications
BlueChloroplast: WAOW
Despoiler98: bold
BlueChloroplast: SirSword
BlueChloroplast: stab her
Despoiler98: ok kill her
BlueChloroplast: katesRage
BlueChloroplast: HypeRogue
Despoiler98: visual aids!
Arclight_Dynamo: Like... taxidermy?
Arclight_Dynamo: Of owlpeople?
JonnyGlitch: if all the animals are sentient how do they feel about being eaten?
Despoiler98: lol
JonnyGlitch: the aphids*
ghyllnox: Aphid Stuff
BlueChloroplast: owls!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL #justaphidstuff
BlueChloroplast: lol serges face
BDXIIX: Is "Forgotten" a name, or did Miss Tricks forget one of her kids' names?
Despoiler98: nope nope nope
Snowcookies: Oh no
BlueChloroplast: @BDXIIX I was wondering that
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
azidbern95: so Nikitia was a real Fire Bug :D
BlueChloroplast: :D
PharaohBender27: Poor Staple and Thumb
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL They're going spend all night searching for this golden duck, only to find it in Staple and Thumb's tent.
BDXIIX: the real golden duck was the friends we made along the way
JonnyGlitch: sneak attack!
PinballWitch: What if the real golden zalaeDuck were the friends we made along the way?
Koshindan: An auspicious name.
DeM0nFiRe: An auspicious naaaaame 🐟
Sarah_Serinde: pfft Cori pls
BlueChloroplast: :D
Thequickgreyfox: oh no Cori
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Delita is playing Doctor with the Doctor
BlueChloroplast: roll to tire out the bird?
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BlueChloroplast: PrideToucan
PharaohBender27: "Trumpet-smuggler?"
ContingentCat: That sounds like a challange
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure this is fine
BlueChloroplast: Most Fowl?
JqlGirl: glaive17
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
PinballWitch: NOOOO!
JqlGirl: F
PharaohBender27: Oh no! :(
Snowcookies: oh no
ContingentCat: katesWot
Sarah_Serinde: But she was my favourite
PinballWitch: I loved her
BlueChloroplast: I thought she was in her bedroom?
samwisep86: lrrFRUMP
DarkMorford: A body has been discovered! Get ready for the class trial!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL nooo! she was the only one we liked!
BDXIIX: thepan54Assassin
PinballWitch: who brought a bottle of raid in here?!
JqlGirl: Press F to pay respects.
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Pretty much :D
PinballWitch: Valen's Shadow sounds like a game that would end up on Watch+Play
PinballWitch: like some kinda dark souls wanna be game
PinballWitch: man now I miss Watch+Play...
PharaohBender27: So, Roark (sp?) and Armstrong Longarms are accounted for, so either the thief or Pierre^3?
KeytarCat: Valence Shadow
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Stand back, I'm a cleric!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Kind of a quack"? SERGE.
PinballWitch: Diagnosis: Insecticide!
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but I don't want to let Serge's quip go unnoticed...but Arclight beat me to it anyway gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThuno
DeM0nFiRe: BibleThump *
BDXIIX: her innards, you say?
PinballWitch: Her innards are now her outards
Mysticman89: it would appear that her skin has been shed and this is whats left
DocRedfang: She's a shell of her former self
BlueChloroplast: she moulted?
dangerous_safety: maybe they just molted
PharaohBender27: Delita is very disappointed
PinballWitch: did matt really name himself after a final fantasy tactics character?
Mysticman89: cori's character gives me chocobo vibes as long as we're thinking final fantasy
Juliamon: PinballWitch Well, he has confessed to past crushes on FF characters, so
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL we are looking for a suspect with a giant straw
BlueChloroplast: lol
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
kalira77: murder most fowl
PinballWitch: Murder Most Fowl? Was it Delita!?
Arclight_Dynamo: Cori goes *straight* to Poirot. :D
JqlGirl: if it was the bird, then it's murder most fowl
Sarah_Serinde: Kwaykwayo no
LoadingReadyRun: luckily apparently Pierre Poirot Pierre is here
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun sergeJustRight
kalira77: dammit paul :D
PinballWitch: I still love Mikey's take on Benoit Blanc being "When Poirot finally wasn't a dick about it."
kalira77: pierre pierre pierre, because hercule hercule hercule didn't roll off the tongue quite as well?
PharaohBender27: Delia plz
PharaohBender27: *Delita
ContingentCat: F
PharaohBender27: F
PinballWitch: F's in chat
Koshindan: F
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
DocRedfang: F
JqlGirl: F
Arclight_Dynamo: F
samwisep86: f
BlueChloroplast: betwee2Rip
xantos69: Cheer50 good call on the nobody leaves
ContingentCat: Ooo tasty
PinballWitch: Y'all, I'm literally eating a cinnamon marble pound cake right he said that
PharaohBender27: In before Roark totally interrupts the process
ContingentCat: gesundheit
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, lrrCORI !
PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun shouldn't it be "Everyone stays Inn"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL btw: serge didn't just make this up, jer gave the players a few magic items beforehand
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PinballWitch: The One Theory to Rule Them All!
ContingentCat: sounds like a fun time
arcaneIllumination: It's getting late for me. Good night chat and Paul.
PinballWitch: my "biscuits" are just kicking in themselves!
PharaohBender27: Good night, @arcaneIllumination !
PinballWitch: night @arcaneIllumination
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good night @arcaneIllumination
PharaohBender27: :O
Koshindan: Hi Valen!
Blythus: Oh that's cool!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha lrrWOW
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh no.
Snowcookies: Holy
SergeYager: Hello chat
ghyllnox: Ohhh this is terrible
DeM0nFiRe: Hello Serge!
SergeYager: I am speaking to you from the spirit realm
kalira77: praise the sun!
Sibwow: it was the ex husband
Snowcookies: Hi Serge
SergeYager: What is your wisdom?!
Mysticman89: We're spirits!
KeytarCat: I'm so sorry
dangerous_safety: oh no. we have responsibilities now
Nigouki: Go left!
SmithKurosaki: hi valen. good luck
frage069: Welcome to the spirit relm
KeytarCat: Belopa?
Snowcookies: I think it was the cop
couldntpickausername: Hey Serge, love you coffee series
klace26: an auspicious visitor
SergeYager: Why do you think it was the cop?
ghyllnox: I've been waiting for a mechanic like this for *so long*
DocRedfang: Worry not, Valen. Chat knows all
Juliamon: Chat, you are now the Wise Fish. Be helpful.
serramarkov: Hi Valen! Has she molted?
Sibwow: the duck is inside the innkeeper
Mysticman89: an auspicious request
couldntpickausername: @Juliamon never
ContingentCat: Is she really dead? Maybe she molted?
SergeYager: INSIDE THE INNKEEPER? how auspicious
kalira77: i feel so weird, like we're backseating the game
Manae: What about the salt shaker?
SergeYager: backseat away. Tell me all your theories
rain_who_lurks: I bet you Miss Trick's isnt dead, she moulted. Like outgrew her old exoskeleton and shed it
Koshindan: Definitely think she molted.
Sarah_Serinde: I do like the molting theory
Manae: Is it suspiciously heavy
Snowcookies: I feel like I haven't been paying close attention lol
BlueChloroplast: The innkeeper said she would be in HER room
couldntpickausername: it's going to be fun for future people watching the vod, it'll be a complete mystery what was said
SmithKurosaki: @juliamon I can only wish them well as I've been not entirely paying attention :( I blame french practice
FrozenNitrogen: I want to say its a body double. The husband was killed and beheaded as food
Arclight_Dynamo: Molting is interesting.
frage069: Molting is such a cool concept
HadesLeprechaun: Delita did the murder, wasn't with you two, gave themselves an alibi with the roleplaying
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah my only thought was that it might be in the parts of the body that are missing? But that is basically a random guess because that seems to be the only suspicious thing so far
PharaohBender27: @SergeYager OK, so remember how Ms. Tricks said that when beetles mate, the one partner eats the other partner's innards? What if there's another beetle in this inn, and they and Ms. Tricks did the deed?
kalira77: molting makes sense
qrunchmonkey: I have no theories but this is a hilarious idea
spethycakes: Is there any chance that Ms Tricks isn't who she said she is?
Sibwow: the golden duck is the friends we made along the way
SergeYager: @spethycakes who was she?
Arclight_Dynamo: But also, if mating is "tear off the head and eat the inside..." some sort of... jealous beetle lover... tiff?
ritchards: Hi Serge! I'm distracting you!
SergeYager: They also said that females eat the males
SergeYager: So who ate the female?
rain_who_lurks: There's only the exoskeleton left, molting makes the most sense. Otherwise wouldn't there be a mess?
spethycakes: could be the husband that escaped
Sibwow: the fefemale
ContingentCat: another female?
SergeYager: Molting theory? There's no blood
ghyllnox: Lesbian beetles
BlueChloroplast: @SergeYager trix said she would be sleeping in her room
ContingentCat: Bisexual beetles?
FrozenNitrogen: Are we certain the body is hers?
SergeYager: You're right, we haven't checked her room. Neat.
Koshindan: Do beetles bleed when they molt?
KeytarCat: @ghyllnox my thoughts exactly!
Mysticman89: how much knowledge of beetle phsiology is expected here
Koshindan: Wouldn't you bleed from getting disembowled anyways?
spethycakes: prison escape is also possible?
SergeYager: Do beetles molt?!
SergeYager: Beetles aren't snakes
rain_who_lurks: I don't think bugs etc bleed when they molt in real life, so ??? in this game
Sibwow: I dont think beetles molt
Snowcookies: Who doesn't have an alibi?
Arclight_Dynamo: I think we can hard clear Armlong?
SergeYager: What even is molting?
dangerous_safety: insects molt
Thequickgreyfox: normally yes, in real life. They do molt when they change life stages
rain_who_lurks: Bugs can outgrow their exoskeltons
Manae: They molt until they're adults
ghyllnox: She could be a mid-stage moth of some sort
frage069: Some beetles molt
SergeYager: OMG, a moth?!
SergeYager: Yoooooo
ContingentCat: I know cicadia's molt for sure not sure about her kind
Koshindan: They grow out their exoskeletons and leave behind their shell.
kalira77: i can't remember whether jer said there was any evidence of internal organs left in the "body"
SergeYager: holy moly
rain_who_lurks: ever seen a spider outside just sitting around? It molted
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I first thought so, but how long ago was the murder, though?
SergeYager: There were no organs, no
Arclight_Dynamo: Can you roll to remember if you noticed tell-tale signs of an imminent molt at dinner? Can a cleric tell if that's going to happen soon?
SmithKurosaki: yea if it's just skin/exo and no blood, molting is totally possible
SergeYager: Okay, let's say she isn't dead. We check her room to prove this, or look for signs of someone leaving. Then what?
Sibwow: then we find the duck of course
SmithKurosaki: yea, and post molt, many thing get super shiny, so a difference between super dull and super shiny is pretty tell tale
SergeYager: Right, I guess no murder, no murder mystery.
DeM0nFiRe: Valen was at the door when the scream happened right? So presumably no one left at least via the door?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh unless the scream was after the "murder" I guess
rain_who_lurks: I just looked it up, yes beetles and assorted hard shelled bugs can molt. I just wanted to make sure I didn't imagine it
kalira77: unless there's a back door or a secret tunnel
ghyllnox: There could be a *different* murder coming
Arclight_Dynamo: The scream was the discovery, not the murder.
SergeYager: So, two leading theories: 1) the golden duck was IN Her. Someone killed her to get it. 2) she molted and there was no muder. Which do we prefer?
frage069: You will have to still prove your innocence there is still a shell of a body that people might believe is dead
Arclight_Dynamo: Investigate both?
SmithKurosaki: perception check when you come out?
Arclight_Dynamo: But I'd wager on molt.
ghyllnox: Are there any marks around the neck/edge?
Snowcookies: There were two ppl who weren't with someone yes, the french baboon and the thief
SmithKurosaki: I'm with arch otherwise
distrustingspectator: i vote molt too
rain_who_lurks: What if Miss Tricks is putting on some kind of giant con by making people think she's dead
SergeYager: There were rough marks around the neck, yes
LadyDKat: I prefer option 2
Arclight_Dynamo: Did it look like someone came OUT of the chitin? Or is it clearly violence?
Sarah_Serinde: If she specifically talked about the mating thing, that could be worth considering too. Either her doing it to someone else or someone else doing it to her
rain_who_lurks: Crimes seem to run in the family
kalira77: weren't valen and kwaykwayo in direct eyesight of armstrong when the murder was discovered?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde Agree.
Sibwow: how do we identify the body without a face?
frage069: OOOh insurance fraud. Classic
distrustingspectator: could be a combination of the two.
ghyllnox: Is the glass on the inside?
Sibwow: could it be a different dead beetle?
spethycakes: also, check temperature of body/molt
rain_who_lurks: I say Miss Tricks is putting on a con
SergeYager: kalira, yes valen, kway, and armstrong were all downstairs together
Sibwow: rain_who_lurks her name is tricks, maybe shes tricking us
Arclight_Dynamo: Attempted murder on a beetle about to molt, she gets away, leaving her exo behind?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I wanna know just how identifiable that body is aside from the fact that they only saw one beetle person
spethycakes: does it still have any body heat/how long ago did it happen?
PharaohBender27: Aphids, perhaps?
ghyllnox: TBF if she's putting on a con, it's in the name...
PinballWitch: is this really just a game of Clue?
DeM0nFiRe: Well who was the actual scream? Miss Tricks isnt the one who screamed, right? So Valen and Kway were in sight of the door and armlong, but that may have been after the event?
rain_who_lurks: Could be a dif dead beetle or a dif shed exoskeleton?
PinballWitch: Where's Tim Curry?
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe I thought it was the thief who screamed?
Sibwow: PinballWitch getting coffee with daniel craig
Arclight_Dynamo: The scream was finding the body.
HadesLeprechaun: this shell might not even be recent, we don't know if it's even her for sure unless there are defining features
rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch this is really just a game of clue
Snowcookies: We only saw one beetle, if there was another if could be none of the guests
SmithKurosaki: (ngl, this is an awesome use of mechanics to engage chat)
Snowcookies: What about the children?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's true - maybe she saved an OLD molt exo.
BlueChloroplast: yeah it could be her husband
serramarkov: I hate Giant Spiders (and they're all giant).
rain_who_lurks: I mean she had a ton of kids, it could be one of her child's old molts
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah so if the scream was finding rthe body, whoever killed her (if she is dead) may have done it some time before the body was discovered
ghyllnox: (I'm gonna have to watch the vod, I have no idea what's happening lol)
ContingentCat: @Snowcookies they seem to all be in prision
Mysticman89: the downside to this mechanicc is I''ve been paying attention to serge/chat interaction and half missing the live stuff.
PinballWitch: I once was in a d&d game that the gm didn't tell us what it was based off but we figured it out in about 10 minutes it was just The Big Lebowski
Arclight_Dynamo: "Convenient time to dump her husband's (or lover's) body?"
PharaohBender27: @Mysticman89 Same :p
rain_who_lurks: It just fell out of the closet, maybe she just kept it there
DeM0nFiRe: Oh btw also another maybe interesting piece is Miss Tricks seemed to maybe discourager you from looking for the duck? It's not much she wasn't insisting, but she was at least soft disuading you
ghyllnox: It seems to be generally socially accepted that they eat their mates though
ghyllnox: Like a really morbid milestone
Snowcookies: but where is she then?
Sibwow: you gotta find a bookshelf and pull out the book that opens up the secret passage
Arclight_Dynamo: That's true - could be normal to keep your dead husband's shell, for beetles.
Arclight_Dynamo: Totally innocent.
spethycakes: are there any bodies of water nearby? ducks like water
SmithKurosaki: ok, so do we have any more advice other than 'check her room'?
SergeYager: H'ok interesting. I'm going to recap, and then let me know if there are any other leadS:
rain_who_lurks: @DeM0nFiRe tbf she probably just didnt want strangers tearing up the place searching for the duckl
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah could be, it wasn't very strong
SergeYager: 1) Inside the body theory 2) Mating theory (someone ate her) maybe linked to above 3) Molting theory ^ is she even dead, is this HER molting, etc
Arclight_Dynamo: That seems right.
rain_who_lurks: I think that's all of it
ghyllnox: 4) is this her dead husband theory
ContingentCat: yeah
SergeYager: 4 is basically the molting. Can we confirm that she's dead.
PinballWitch: is serge's "Bread" why he's allowed to read chat?
PinballWitch: I might have missed that
ghyllnox: Yeah, true
BlueChloroplast: o_O
Koshindan: If she was dead, she'd be in dead Chat. HahaThink
Sibwow: PinballWitch yes
SmithKurosaki: yes pinball
PinballWitch: nice
PinballWitch: that's awesome
kalira77: so does anyone have thoughts on where the golden duck is? could be salt shaker since shaped like duck; could also be hiding somewhere else -- I seem to recall there was a room that jer said was chilly or drafty (secret tunnel?)
Mysticman89: yeah the bread lets him tlak to the spirits, who are we
SmithKurosaki: he's communing with spirits
SergeYager: I've eaten hallucinagens and I'm communing with the spirit realm
rain_who_lurks: SECRET TUNNEL!
SergeYager: Yeah, where's the duck?
Snowcookies: The spirits are also confused
PinballWitch: Hi Serge. I have your coffee cup on it's way to me!
Qwex1: i think it was mentioned the room where the princess lived had ben forgotten and ther is a room on the map labelled forgotten
SergeYager: Salt shaker, the signboard on the road?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, also: "Seek the tinsmith when the stars align."
dangerous_safety: chat is dead confirmed
PinballWitch: zalaeDuck zalaeDuck zalaeDuck
ContingentCat: Jer said he dropped a hint about where the duck is, I didn't catch it did anyone else?
LadyDKat: Wait we're all dead?
ghyllnox: I feel like the duck must be fake and the real one is hidden in plain sight. Maybe the pepper shaker that never leaves the kitchen
SmithKurosaki: wild guess: the duck is in the attic
Mysticman89: chat is a hallucination
Sibwow: is the duck one of jer's emotes
spethycakes: there's also the guy who said "I'd never let it out of my hands"
SergeYager: Is it explicit that the pepper shaker never leaves the kitchen?
ghyllnox: Oh, no, just theorizing. Sorry
Sarah_Serinde: Sibwow No but Jer does have at least one duck emote
PinballWitch: You're all just voice in my computer, so taht's the same thing, right?
rain_who_lurks: No idea where obvious duck is, except the pepper or the salt
frage069: Good luck Serge, this was fun
SergeYager: this was very neat :)
Sibwow: we know that ducks float. maybe its in the attic
SmithKurosaki: indeed. have a good rest of the session
Sarah_Serinde: Jer's Twitch account, for those who don't know it:
PinballWitch: <3
rain_who_lurks: Where is Miss Tricks' hiding if she's not dead?
HadesLeprechaun: I only suspect that the duck is not just some kind of solid golden duck because it's too obvious
Snowcookies: If only we could figure out where the princess lived in
PinballWitch: man, those edibles ain't shit
PinballWitch: just makes you see chat? seems like a bad trip
SnackPak_: the abyss stared back
rain_who_lurks: That was a hoot
kalira77 spoops back intothe spirit realm
ghyllnox: I really wish the vods had chat
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good spirit talking chat :)
Juliamon: PinballWitch And only lasted 10 minutes, what a rip
ghyllnox: And yeah that was really fun
spethycakes: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SmithKurosaki also fades back into spirit realm as it's after midnight
DeM0nFiRe: I am not sure if it would be better if we were right or if it's better if we were totally wrong LUL
PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Well, the Twitch VODs do
Sarah_Serinde: ghyllnox At least the chat is available on the Twitch vods for a while
rain_who_lurks: o_0 spoooOOOky
ghyllnox: Yeah, just with the archive on youTube
Arclight_Dynamo: MOLT!
rain_who_lurks: oh no the body is nakey!
Sibwow: we did it chat
ghyllnox: Yessssss
Snowcookies: also have chat logs
DeM0nFiRe: MMM HMMMM!!!!
BlueChloroplast: lrrSPOOP
frage069: Does Jer read chat???
Koshindan: The males could be smaller. Could still be her husband.
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
rain_who_lurks: @Koshindan could be
PinballWitch: wait, did she just have a fling last night and this is the lover?
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
ghyllnox: Ohh lol
PharaohBender27: @Snowcookies Neat!
rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch maybe, still falls under "Miss Tricks' not dead"
BlueChloroplast: oh noes
PinballWitch: yeah, but what if it's not a murder at all, like he knew this was gonna happen and they just stumbled across the body
Arclight_Dynamo: NGL, "chat as spirits" was *fantastic.*
PinballWitch: it was super clever
ContingentCat: katesSus
ghyllnox: 5'2" and hollow bones
ContingentCat: insisting like that is pretty sus
BlueChloroplast: LOL the faces
Koshindan: I liked the mechanic, but couldn't follow what they were doing.
PharaohBender27: Party300 Props to Jer for finding a creative way to get chat involved
Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, it's past my bedtime. Have fun with the rest of the stream!
PharaohBender27: Good night, @Sarah_Serinde !
BlueChloroplast: lrrHEART sarah
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde g'night
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Sibwow: we did it
ritchards: I'm getting better!
Sibwow: certified genius twitch chat
ContingentCat: katesParty not dead!
spethycakes: We weren't useless!!
rain_who_lurks: called it
kalira77: we halped
DeM0nFiRe: So right now the possibilities are molting or a different beetle is dead?
BlueChloroplast: LOL
ritchards: chat would...
ContingentCat: So it's a different beetle
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN
ghyllnox: DEAD HUSBAND!
Arclight_Dynamo: There it is. :D
DeM0nFiRe: SUS
Arclight_Dynamo: So, here's the Galaxy Brain play: Jer had no idea what was up, told Serge to ask chat, and lurked. Then he stole an idea from us.
PinballWitch: oh it's her old shell from the college days
DeM0nFiRe: lol yeah molting haha. Good job guys
TheDailyMapleSyrup: dead chidren
DeM0nFiRe: Although she could be lying now I guess
ContingentCat: right?
ghyllnox: Oh yeah, but like, who leaves their random molts out
PinballWitch: I liked the "it was a night time fling" idea ;p
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I like the idea that the spirits you contact don't have some special ghostly insight. They are just guessing, like anyone else :)
Koshindan: I've seen people do grosser things.
PharaohBender27: What if she's hanging onto the molted carcass because it contains the golden duck!?
PinballWitch: it's like an old dress she wishes she could still wear?
DeM0nFiRe: lol
BlueChloroplast: Plate Rack?
Thequickgreyfox: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 is she an impostor...?
PinballWitch: What if the Golden Duck is like the Maltese Falcon?
ghyllnox: "Spiiirits, help guide meeee" "Well bus if I know lol"
rain_who_lurks: @PinballWitch oof, know that feeling
DeM0nFiRe: I think it really was a great idea by Jeremy, very interesting
ghyllnox: Hmmm but what was upstairs
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Wait, is this the invisible ghost cat from the Velvet Griffon Inn from Best of Intentions!
ContingentCat: every campaign needs a ghost cat
BlueChloroplast: well how did they get out of the kitchen?
until_may: beep
PharaohBender27: :O
PharaohBender27: katesScared
BlueChloroplast: HahaSweat
ryuhimora: first roll???
ghyllnox: Oh, a poisoner's kit, nice
LoadingReadyRun: Delita was communing with his own spirits
BlueChloroplast: chat also called it :D
ContingentCat: oh no
dangerous_safety: poor thing
TheDailyMapleSyrup: gold but painted over
BlueChloroplast: niice the pic
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Thequickgreyfox: watch this be a fake out from Jer
kalira77: hmm
ghyllnox: Are there any other, similar, duck-shaped heirlooms?
Snowcookies: oh no
ritchards: Chat!
tenthtechpriest: F
BlueChloroplast: noooooooooooooo
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWW
Despoiler98: F
ghyllnox: Veeeery salty
Blythus: oooooooooooh
samwisep86: f
BlueChloroplast: Cast REPAIR
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared
SnackPak_: whoops
ContingentCat: whoops
couldntpickausername: this outcome has made me salty
Snowcookies: the spirits were liars
DocRedfang: Anyone know mending?
Koshindan: It's okay. The light's nature is to enlighten everyone!
Thequickgreyfox: f, poor duck
PharaohBender27: Our bill is going to go waaaayyyy up
kalira77: serge y u shatter tho
Manae: Here's hoping there's a repair spell
spethycakes: I'm feeling a little salty, tbh
Snowcookies: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
kalira77: PJSalt
HadesLeprechaun: anybody got the Mend spell? lol
samwisep86: PJSalt PJSalt
BlueChloroplast: stealing? in our D&D?
Koshindan: I wonder if it was taken out of the salt before hand.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: in the sign maybe
dr_petrichor: what system of dnd are they playing?
Juliamon: dr_petrichor Basic (precurser to 1st ed)
dr_petrichor: ooh interesting
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: HOW DARE
Snowcookies: wut?
Snowcookies: paranoid?
Despoiler98: here we go
Mysticman89: so valen is not the only one doing hallcinogens
DeM0nFiRe: Uhhhhh, what?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: tinfoil ht
TheDailyMapleSyrup: hat
ghyllnox: He Has Seen Chat
spethycakes: The horror! The horror!
Koshindan: Valen a-salted that shaker.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Valen's brain was exposed to unfiltered Chat. He may never recover
ContingentCat: !loveserge
ghyllnox: He stared into the chat, and the chat stared back
fcloud: "watch for poisons" iykwim
PharaohBender27: O_o
fcloud: shoulda watched harder buddy
Despoiler98: SORRY WHAT
tenthtechpriest: OOF
BlueChloroplast: ah the booze
Snowcookies: ah wut
ContingentCat: welp F
Despoiler98: what the hell was this game?
ghyllnox: Just... bad booze?
kalira77: lol
Koshindan: Turns out Serge declared "no one died" too early.
JqlGirl: Picard!
Despoiler98: captain picard?!?!!??!
Ignatiuspants: Patrick Stewart?!
ContingentCat: oh not That patrick stuart
BlueChloroplast: No, a different guy
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha nice
Koshindan: Ouch.
Snowcookies: Good job Jer
PharaohBender27: What if they had guessed it?
Despoiler98: Devious
JqlGirl: cool session
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I n the sign
Sibwow: i bet there was a secret message at the bottom of the salt thing under all the salt
PharaohBender27: @Sibwow lrrSERGE already asked about that
BlueChloroplast: TwitchUnity
PinballWitch: woo
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
ghyllnox: Thanks Jer!
DeM0nFiRe: Very cool
couldntpickausername: great job gang
PinballWitch: that wwas super fun
BlueChloroplast: MorphinTime
DeM0nFiRe: That was amazing
Thequickgreyfox: thanks for the game! it was so nice to see Jer run again
SnackPak_: so good
spethycakes: That was so cool!
NoTomToLose: Does Serge not hear Paul :D
samwisep86: thanks all lrrHEART lrrHEART
until_may: serge and I match today!
kalira77: we're spooky
rain_who_lurks: we're all ghosts!!!!
PinballWitch: But @LoadingReadyRun Chat's been dead for years! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
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Thequickgreyfox: "the edible that makes you read chat"
NoTomToLose: "Well, she's no fun, she fell right over"
ghyllnox: So if Delita had failed, it would be over for him?
PharaohBender27: All right fellow chatters, I'm off for the night. Until next time, all!
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 g'night
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Koshindan: Maybe Delita could still participate if Valen got ahold of some more edibles.
BlueChloroplast: a bottle of poison booze episode :p
Blythus: i missed it, did they find the golden duck?
Koshindan: Nope.
Mysticman89: or vice versa as the case may be
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DeM0nFiRe: Haha the youtube is just gonna have serge making faces at nothing LUL
Snowcookies: You can check chat replays here too
kalira77: yeah i'm definitely rewatching for what happened while we were spooping
DeM0nFiRe: Oh I guess it might actually still be in the shell, and taht is why she kept it so long
kalira77: the plavalaguna theory
PinballWitch: that's entirely my dm'ing style jer
Koshindan: The Light condones stealing?
ContingentCat: light fingers?
Mysticman89: not stealling, permanently borrowing
Mysticman89: its a kind of sharing
ghyllnox: This year, it might be
ContingentCat: have we even escaped march?
until_may: Jeremy I think you have made that joke before haha
couldntpickausername: dat me
until_may: you specifically
ContingentCat: sergeSueak
Koshindan: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: * sergeSqueak
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josh___something: "Half-year" 50
couldntpickausername: um..... Serge how many months do you think are in a year?
ContingentCat: nice lrrGOAT_SG tracker
until_may: lol
ghyllnox: It's a prime number
Arclight_Dynamo: sharkf11SHARK
Snowcookies: lrrGOAT_SG
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Snowcookies: Enjoy your stay
PinballWitch: dat's me!
TacitusVigil: Nobody ever goes to the Silver Goose.
ghyllnox: Thank you!!!
PinballWitch: love y'all
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
serramarkov: Wah, mine didn't show up. :(
ContingentCat: @couldntpickausername Serge goes by a metric year with 100 months
spethycakes: Thank you, everyone! What a fun stream!
ContingentCat: it's Uno done, it's not Serge done
BlueChloroplast: Gotta burn the witches in a nice area
TacitusVigil: #SergeWorldProblems
BlueChloroplast: Hadesssssss
HadesLeprechaun: I am here!
PinballWitch: i know next to nothing about hades except i know you can pet the dog
tenthtechpriest: and chat!
PinballWitch: or at least 1/3rd of the dog?
ElementalAlchemist: Witch farms aren't supposed to be pretty; they're supposed to be a thousand blocks away in the swamp :P
CaptainSpam: Gylt. Related to skrt?
TacitusVigil: It's misspelled, that's what. Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Soft G. "Jylt"
ghyllnox: Guile-t
PinballWitch: i did one of those board games with apps once, it's interesting
TacitusVigil: I blame Crysis, they started this whole "misspell things with a y" fad. Kappa
BlueChloroplast: hwillite?
Koshindan: Sounds neat.
ContingentCat: I believe in your ability to make it work
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART o/ lrrHEART
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
PMAvers: I mean, it might be easier to just pull out one of the Tabletop Simulator mods for Mansions of Madness.
BlueChloroplast: LOL
CaptainSpam: Okay, maybe it's not fair on yourself to compare streaming time to James's Punch-A-Chunk Challenge. :)
DarkMorford: A golden GUIDuck? Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Thank you Jer!
ContingentCat: Thanks Jer
TacitusVigil: GUIdeDuck
CaptainSpam: Thanks, Jer!
Snowcookies: Bye! Good night
BlueChloroplast: Cheers!
kalira77: thanks Jer!
serramarkov: G'night allQ
TacitusVigil: *GUIdenDuck, rather
TacitusVigil: Thanks all!
Snowcookies: Night chat it is past bed time
DeM0nFiRe: Night all o.
DeM0nFiRe: Night all o/
TehAmelie: mornin
TehAmelie: i miss all the fun with my sleeping schedule. stupid biological demands
Juliamon: You only missed DF by a short bit though! And it was really fun.
Juliamon: Highly recommend watching the Twitch VOD.
TehAmelie: i just might
Juliamon: Jer did something clever and incorporated chat interaction
Juliamon: It worked out really well tbh
Juliamon: And will be totally lost with the YT upload
TehAmelie: i believe you
TehAmelie: gotta catch up on the Ian show from the day before too. . .