gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
gnome_friend: So true, LRRbot
gnome_friend: Kaldheim is looking really fun, although I wish Snow and Vorinclex weren't there
RockPusher: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
gnome_friend is enjoying the vegetables of victory
RockPusher: but however will I obtain victory LRRbot?
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5740: "Twitch chat is just as good as Google." —Adam [2019-01-19]
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (10m from now).
gnome_friend: !ppr
gnome_friend: !desertbus
gnome_friend: Does this weekend's Desert Bus stream have a name?
Juliamon: Don't think so yet
Juliamon: I've seen "Victory Lap" suggested
LoadingReadyRun: I don't think we've even really given it a proper name tbh
LoadingReadyRun:

LoadingReadyRun: But I'm sure we have much smarter people than I working the case.
LoadingReadyRun: Otherwise I'd just call it Desert Bus 2021: Saltine Cracker
gnome_friend: Is Saltine sponsoring it?
LoadingReadyRun: that's be cool, but no
gnome_friend: Oh I guess it's not even a brand
GapFiller: not to be that guy be is Adam on LRRMtG today? and is he in the office?
GapFiller: cz he left his home stream running
Juliamon: time to fire up !seabats?
gnome_friend: Apparently Saltine used to be owned by Nabisco but became so commonly used that it's no longer copywrit
GapFiller: well he just went offline so theres the answer eh
gnome_friend: er, trademarked
GapFiller: gnome_friend ah the Hoover situation huh
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4_mandalore: Ahoy-hoy!
Butternades: It is a bit drafty today isn’t it?
4_mandalore: @butternades did you make that joke off the cuff, or did you have a rough draft?
Butternades: Off the cuff
ky0dar: im a little concerned about kaldheim... i usually played UR or RG and they havent really grabbed me yet...
Butternades: I’ve done a bit of improv before
4_mandalore: rough...draft
4_mandalore:

LoadingReadyRun: and away we go
Butternades: I got it haha
Butternades: Every draft for me is rough
4_mandalore: But WE won't have a rough draft today!!!
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matthix590: Is that banner supposed to say fnpf?
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4_mandalore:
Adam! 
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sora_mayura:
100 MTG!!!
Pharmacistjudge: Did i miss the PPR announcement?
sora_mayura: next week
4_mandalore:
@pharmacistjudge haven't missed anything yet 
Mattmitchell45: Keeping it Real Thrusdays
7 raiders from Sunbird17 have joined!
Juliamon:
They're waiting a bit before announcing, specifically because people are still trickling in 
petey_vonwho: My birthday marks 1 year of this officially
bv310: 80% normal would be nice to start
KriegerSan: 100% normal is over rated down here in NZ
Mattmitchell45: See all your friends, like Giant Garruk Cut Out
00busyhands: Not beej
Gaytanic_Panic: Gibb
KriegerSan: pistachio?
ritchards: long walk for that
malum_ranae: but not serge nice
PixelArtDragon: Bartleby?
beowuuf:
not anyone who counted was missed out there 
4_mandalore: Molly could be there too!
sblue333: wow Serge snubbed
richard_ermen: Toim for Magique ^^
rexcalibur0: What’s the Card Kingdom button?
TwitchTVsFrank:

Professor_Rakor: Nailed it.
Gaytanic_Panic: Cold in here.
Endless109:

RockPusher: KriegerSan overconfidence is high
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YeetTheRich_:

dontupanic: brutaö
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Mimics_in_Hiding: Hey sorry if this has been asked just joined chat when will the Kaldheim Preprerelease be?
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Mattmitchell45: Was Seduced by Bundle+Set Booster+Commander Decks
Juliamon: Mimics_in_Hiding Stick around!
richard_ermen: Der sheet has spoken!
Mimics_in_Hiding: Thank you @juliamon
Juliamon: They will announce it during this stream
sblue333: you guys are playing magic? that's a good idea, I think I'm gonna play magic too
sora_mayura: imma play in a bit 😁
Robot_Bones: Wow already though
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RockPusher:
Totally Telegraphed PPRs! 
4_mandalore: $5 a month entitles you to making an 8-bit chime on streams
beowuuf: Also it being on the schedule was a bit of a clue
sblue333: Historic mono black devotion is a lot of fun
ravenlord_xix:
How many people plan on dressing up in viking garb and fur coats for it? 
Mimics_in_Hiding: I’m bad at math tho
kirbytronic:
500 Monthly reminder that I still exist
Mimics_in_Hiding: I’m not a blocker
Mattmitchell45: If James WINS, NO MORE DETAILS!
CleeKru: did James just confirm NON-Standard sets????? (we actually only know about one so far)
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4_mandalore: Might as well proactively take a land out, James.
Estyl_: i saw kaldheim ppr in the title and almost had a heart attack but we're good now
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5 raiders from TeamNorseThunder have joined!
tdapenguin: hi, radiers!
TheWarbo:
i woulda kept that first hand; it had both of your colors 
4_mandalore: pokemanzzz???
tdapenguin: possibly even hi to the raiders
TeamNorseThunder: Hi
djalternative: Yeah. This is the pre-ppr hype stream
CleeKru: it's easy james: you draw lands
Faulpyr: I think the point of MTG is to continuously draw lands.
Himyul: you draw land until the number in the middle goes to 0
walrus855: whens the prepre release for kaldheim?
DeM0nFiRe: You got your grass energy and your water energy, it's just like pokemon
beowuuf: details after this game
beowuuf: monsters are forcing us to watch a magic game before telling us how we can watch them play magic games
TheWriterAleph: what's twice as good as one kitty cat?
ComandoX009: @walrus855 They gonna share the details after this game
walrus855: true
4_mandalore: @beowuuf eh, we'll watch them play all the magic games anyways
4_mandalore: all the magic games ever
Estyl_: @walrus855 they have a full livestream schedule on their website
petey_vonwho: i always vot for kicking Jace
Juliamon: !schedule
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beowuuf:
4_mandalore: lol, well not all the magic games tonight, I might end up asleep before then 
BigBenS221: I am so freaking hype for Kaldheim, drafting is gonna be sweet!
petey_vonwho: even if Jace doesn't have kicker. still kick Jace
4_mandalore: Jace could always use a good kick
TheWriterAleph: what's twice as good as one Jace?
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4_mandalore: Kaldheim Arena pet is a BEAR! I hope Graham is aware.
TotallyNotaBeholder: !ppr
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TheWriterAleph: thanks LRRbot
TotallyNotaBeholder: Aw, was hoping for Khaldheim info on the ppr, sorry for plugging up chat with that command
Juliamon:
I have the LRRbot backend open and waiting to update the command 
beowuuf:
after this game 
MrForceOfWill: hey James and chat hows it going
Juliamon: But you gotta be patient!
MrForceOfWill: !PPR
MrForceOfWill: oof
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Start with Jace.
Juliamon: Today's word is "PATIENCE"
lirazel64: The future is the past!
Estyl_: juliamon he like just joined the chat when he put the command
Estyl_: so he didnt see the other person put the command too
Juliamon: Yeah, I know
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Play it first. If they kill the Ascetic, we can't cast it.
ravenlord_xix: Don't forget to plus other jace now
Mimics_in_Hiding: Will we be seeing any baby commander today?
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Theroastedrooster:
@Mimics_in_Hiding tiny leaders 
Mimics_in_Hiding: Yes, the tiniest
petey_vonwho: I hate my coworkers. that is all
tdapenguin: oh hey, speaking of twitch's cut and subscriptions -- do you guys have a sense of what gets you more money over the long term: if I gift a $5 subscription to someone or a one-time Patreon of $5?
Estyl_: pffft okay petey
Estyl_: haha
4_mandalore: Come on and jam
Juliamon: tdapenguin They've said in the past that the difference is negligible
4_mandalore: come on a slam
ravenlord_xix: could
sterlings97: hiya! i just finished donating plasma and i am very sore
chaostreader: Reclaim shuffles? Why did you scry first?
ravenlord_xix: could've also activated the Barrens
tdapenguin: @Juliamon thanks!
tdapenguin: well, i thought that there might be lots of 'paying it forward' chains
tdapenguin: point
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MercurialVox: 48 Months? That's like two whole years. Right? What is time.
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Earthenone:
also the emotes are free advertising in other chats 
Juliamon: It's higher than 0 though
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: There's a lot of joke gift subs that don't help that ratio I would think.
tdapenguin: so i'll just keep winging it and doing something!
Juliamon: Patreon takes their own cut
Decaped: this channel's emotes are the least basic emotes out of any channel i know of
tdapenguin: well, and prime can gift a sub but not help to patreon
Mimics_in_Hiding: Math is for blockers!
4_mandalore: a true renaissance man
Mistborn83: You should go pro James
ttkblazer97: the ppr is next week?!
Juliamon: Yall READY for this?
Estyl_: best pokemon and mtg player na and world
lirazel64: I started as a gift sub. 'Course, I'd been watching on YouTube for about a year.
Ba_Dum_Tish: *waves at world*
samu_btdp1985: PPRS are still great
AlienNanobots: I'm cool with oops all LRR
rhade7: I've appreciated the PPRs that you've been able to do, they've been a great source of joy in the craziness. Thank you!
beowuuf: serge and nelson get to play? that's always cool if so
Mistborn83: PPRS are something I always look forward to no matter the format
ttkblazer97: old school?
tyrantcorporation: all manner of PPRs are great
samu_btdp1985: oooh
Mistborn83: nice
AlienNanobots: oh dang
Estyl_: sick
4_mandalore: niiice
1y1e: hands up
RockPusher: Tourney PPR!
lonlycracker: Poor Jimmy
Endless109: Ups sad boy Jimmy Edition
beowuuf: wow, who will get jimmy'd?
lirazel64: Yum!
GapFiller: eyyy taking it OG
sblue333: oh cool!
tyrantcorporation: ooh
Mistborn83: what is the winner going to receive a trophy?
rhade7: Oh, the reason why Jimmy won't come back?
dontupanic: i put all my money on Cam
shurtal: there's steak?
Estyl_: does the winner get anything?
Dashiell: one (1) stake
RockPusher: The steaks have never been higher!!!
Juliamon: Low but technically infinitely higher
goombalax: Marshall must be seething
Earthenone: who are the players?
rhade7:
for the winner
Featherweight_: dilly bar on the line
Landgraft: now that the pro circuit is decimated the PPR is played for the title of world champion
ravenlord_xix: Got a custom trophy made up for it?
Decaped: I hope the prize is some amount of magic cards.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Idea: 8 players, quarantined for 1 month ahead of time, locked in a secure location. Only let out if they win the tourney. Real deathmatch style.
LurkerSpine: that was 8
ravenlord_xix: my money is on Wheeler
ttkblazer97: serge or nelson?
AlienNanobots: You'll see Magic nerds do Magic things
Mistborn83: @rhade7 if James is going to supply the dily bar I wouldnt count on them ever getting it
LurkerSpine: Ben Cameron Serge Kathleen Nelson Wheeler Graham Adam
Mimics_in_Hiding: Is Ben going to do Green/Red stompies?
Mimics_in_Hiding: Or Squirrels?
Estyl_: @ttkblazer97 serge AND nelson
ninja_theory_ashrams: 5 minutes in the prop room to cobble together a trophy
Mistborn83: All my money on Adam
Knitesage: Ppr on my birthday what a treat
Robot_Bones:
Well come to know 
Landgraft: my support is to anyone playing UR Giants
rhade7: @Mistborn83 That's fair
kirbytronic: 50 cents on Paul
sblue333: @landgraft same
BigBenS221: KLD draft launch day?
Estyl_: virtual high fives from the losers
Wolfstrike_NL: a day to gloat
Ba_Dum_Tish: icream
MacSquizzy: they get to say they won!
omdorastrix: IceCream!
Wiliart: What if Kathleen and Graham have to fight each other in the final?
Mistborn83: boo
ShaneLeeAtk: Eye Cream?
samu_btdp1985: wheeler vs savidan in the finals
beowuuf: and blue card stealing will create shennanigans
Diabore: bragging rights
Derthon: golf claps?
PixelArtDragon: @Landgraft Well, TMB Giants
goombalax: the monarch crown from the Friday Nights
ky0dar: i am curious about how giants is gonna play
Decaped: booo
ponbern: no ice cream?
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TwitchTVsFrank: no crown?
4_mandalore: no bragging rights?
DeM0nFiRe:
You should let the winner keep all the cards that everyone drafted 
1y1e: what about the admiration of their peers!?
BrassWingman: Jameson's respect
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @Knitesage The day before mine. Maybe it will run really long and hit mine too!
Mistborn83: but adam i bet all my money on you
Robot_Bones: so basically a Jame's turner Ice cream promise
Mistborn83: @Robot_Bones lul
beowuuf: 2 games to conceed one match
Juliamon: DeM0nFiRe I mean, same thing
TheElrad: I would like to beat a lot of channel points on Adam loosing, please
Earthenone: will icecream happen before or after the PPR?
dontupanic: 7/8 of all LRR fans will lose all their money
4_mandalore: Kaldeim and ice cream go well together, time to cash in that debt!
Mistborn83: I already bet on you Adam!
ponbern:
100 no winner gets ice cream right?
Mistborn83: dang it
ttkblazer97: ice cream from james!
beowuuf: 223.8K channel points on adam! all or nothing!
kirbytronic: All the money on Adam
Estyl_: what winnings
djalternative: @loadingreadyrun will you use the channel points feature to let us bet on a winner?
Mr_Horrible: "winner is allowed to consume any ice cream that they own"
Theroastedrooster: every one gets icecream if they buy it themself
4_mandalore: Ice cream isn't free, Adam!
Dashiell: Your winnings + 3 more dollars
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spend the entire $0 on icream
LurkerSpine: I think a Tier 3 probably could have
ShaneLeeAtk: It could be done with wagers
Robot_Bones: did James ever do the Channel point Ice cream challenge?
Diabore: im at just under 500k
dontupanic: the people demand gambling
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Earthenone: i have about half a mill too
DaWubWubs: predictions make it rather easy now
CleeKru: not on this channel
Estyl_: i once saw someone redeem 5mil channel points for a twitter follow
PixelArtDragon: I think it depends on how much you stream
Juliamon: I think you'd have to be REALLY grinding hard for them
thekanadier: !PPr
LRRbot: The Kaldheim PPR is happening on Friday, 22 January 2021! For more information: [twitter graphic goes here when it's up]
beowuuf: i presume seriously betting on winning won't be done
djalternative: I’m a little under 500k too
CleeKru: but with the predictions easily
KodeMage: can we gamble with channel points now?
thrythlind: There is a redeem option on Kikoskia's twitch channel that they've estimated would take 13k years to earn enough to make it
1y1e: tier 3 subs get 2x multiplier so that DOES seem feasible maybe!
GredGredmansson: !ppr
LRRbot: The Kaldheim PPR is happening on Friday, 22 January 2021! For more information: [twitter graphic goes here when it's up]
beowuuf: tier 3 and prediction combined I guess?
GredGredmansson: nice!
Juliamon: (tweet the graphic you cowards)
Scarbble: channel point predictions for the PPR would be kind of neat tbh
RockPusher: Disobeying the mods! Ban that man!
Butternades: Huh twitch is wacked out Rn I’m not seeing any usernames in chat
ShaneLeeAtk: It's your PPR graphic and we want it NOW!
beowuuf: we see you butternades
1y1e: time to lose it all!
Seabats: idk
Juliamon: Nope
Seabats: hi
beowuuf: seabats is 'just' a streamer
Earthenone: you are verified, whatever the eff that means
KodeMage: verified handsome
GredGredmansson: I want to see someone try to play Tibalt, and see the chaos of trying to play cards they can't interact with
Estyl_: verified cool kid
beowuuf:

Mimics_in_Hiding: Actually good Tibalt Hype!!!
murderface9797:
VIP ? What’s the V stand for ? 
footfungus880: the tibalt counter spell is cool
Mimics_in_Hiding: So going to slam that in 5-color PreRelease deck
beowuuf: some people get weird about partners apparently?
surtur15: V is for Vig
Juliamon: V is for Videogame
murderface9797:
What does the P stand for? 
Endless109: V is for Vascular
KodeMage: oh, it's a game now
Earthenone: Pog, clearly
Estyl_: i opened felidar retreat in my prerelease it was sick
dontupanic: P is for Pasta
lirazel64: V is for vermicious.
KodeMage: take 10?
Izandai: what
Estyl_: ash ketchup
sblue333: no you dont
ravenlord_xix: What card (so far) you are lads hoping to open most in your PPR packs?
Izandai:

Endless109: Ash Catch these hands
RunningMonkeys:
no one calls it that. 
GredGredmansson: I thought an Ash Ketchum was when you win a game without deserving it
Earthenone: ash ketchup, A.K.A Tom Ato
kirbytronic: Be nice to him, Adam, he's new to Yujimoh
Landgraft: but Adam, he's not ketching the pokemans. think about it.
surtur15: Tom-Atog
Mistborn83: what is logic
Estyl_: @Earthenone im a little ashamed that i had to look that up before getting the joke
Mimics_in_Hiding: @ravenlord_xix Tibalt or the Prismatic Bridge
frozenphoenix7: Opponent has their own fatty
rhade7: Bye bye opponent
rhade7:

jorian57: I was promised passible game play winning with 21 life sounds more like actual good gameplay.
GredGredmansson: Has anyone been keeping up with the Kaldheim story? I'm kinda intrigued
frozenphoenix7: Good draws
SoldieroFortune: To be fair, none of your dailies involve attacking, so you're still good there.
Mistborn83: So 0-3 deck 7-0 dream team
Estyl_:
i watched the trailer and it seems like there's this sword 
keyforgealchemist: KALDBLUTED
Izandai: Adam you don't care about FF14 story, you can't talk.
Mr_Horrible:
ah yes, Adam Savidan judging someone forr ignoring story 
beowuuf:
wait, *adam* is giving anyone crap for ignoring story? 
Mistborn83: @Mr_Horrible valid point
Estyl_:
adam
djalternative: Yeah. James and Adam are the wrong people to ask about story
Endless109: That's fair
Mistborn83: Adam clearly didnt grow up playing FF
beowuuf: You don't ignore them, you just hate them, gotcha
LurkerSpine: nah, they're bad. Or at least nothing above mediocre
Nenluen: shadowbringers might be an exception.
Mimics_in_Hiding: Looking forward to the Russo Brother MTG TV show, animated by the studio that did TTG?
Theroastedrooster: mario baseball has a good story
lirazel64: Adam, what kind of stories do you want to hear?
BrindleBoar:
What about Persona 5, Adam? 
taeasakura:
what about FFXIV Adam? 
DeM0nFiRe:
They tell those stories if you're bad at the game 
SirZapdos: that reminds me, i have to read the new First Law book
GredGredmansson: the problem is, if anyone tells you about one of those it spoils the whole thing
Estyl_: what about [insert game here] Adam?
Mistborn83: @SirZapdos it is so good. I am almost done with book three
keyforgealchemist: Black Company stories and Malazan series are some stories
Juliamon: I mean, technically XCOM 2 made XCOM's failure state canon
ninja_theory_ashrams: I was going to start recommending games with good story, but you probably have chat do that everytime this comes up
Estyl_: i play videogames to pwn noobs
heroscaperguy: boi
Mistborn83: yikes
4_mandalore: Starcraft was good story imo
murderface9797: Adam should read “who goes there” by John w Campbell
Izandai:
Then how come you don't ever do it? 
thrythlind: since I didn't know enough Korean to watch the TV
GredGredmansson: ooh, we can kick jace
GredGredmansson: ?
Decaped: I don't watch TV for the story.
Mistborn83: always enjoy kicking jace
SirZapdos: kicking Jace is every player's dream
Mimics_in_Hiding: Best way to remove a walker is to remove the player!
TwitchTVsFrank: james likes pwning noobs and punching chunks
Mimics_in_Hiding: Violence!!!
Estyl_: look at this draft deck. he has pwned at least 2 noobs
Estyl_: in just one day
keyforgealchemist: stop pwning yourself, stop pwning yourself
Izandai: But consider: Kicked Jace.
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PixelArtDragon:
He pwns plenty of noobs, but they live in Canada 
Blue_man7:
kicked jace is better because it's 2 planeswalkers 
beowuuf: KJ Parker trilogies seem to be good for ending with a kick in the crotch in terms of good guys winning
Mimics_in_Hiding: Play pick drop land kick jace
Landgraft: I'm trying to think of games work good stories and kinda mad about drawing such a blank. Maybe New Vegas, but even that's not amazing.
Estyl_: dude i read that drop kick jace
ninja_theory_ashrams: I just remembered that there's a sequel movie to "Pure Pwnage" that I have not seen
LurkerSpine: They might mill you
Izandai: Wow, good Lemony Snicket reference, streamer.
HundreydAundre: Aw, man...the Jace'Icker...!
Branston567: there
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
Estyl_: too busy pwning noobs to remember mill triggers
PixelArtDragon: Well, they might have attacked one of your Jaces
lirazel64: The games I know with sad stories don't involve a lot of n00b-pwnage.
HundreydAundre: The first of a few ETB walks since...ever?!
Mimics_in_Hiding: Like that tv show Bad Guys?
GredGredmansson: leave the land up incase they ill it?
Estyl_: thats like 90% of stories in general tho
lirazel64: Shadowrun?
Edin_Nuir:
Perfect stream for sorting MTG cards to
..... so far im upto.... Masques block xD ive inherited about......9000 cards? and i decided in my lockdown time to catalogue them all xD......
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Adam likes bad ending stories. Gotcha.
rhade7: They're gonna mill the land
HundreydAundre: Nissa is vaguely so, but it enters with counters when resolves. This be a trigger.
Izandai: Why does Twitch keep thinking I'm sending messages too quickly?
GredGredmansson: same
Branston567: there area few games play for the story specifically utmh favourite kinda game story is one like Hollow Knight. Ones where I pick it up for a challenge and the story engrossesme as I go through
Landgraft: The original modern warfare had a good story for that kind of thing
Estyl_: <message deleted>well in rdr2 the main character dies
Estyl_: OH SHIT
Estyl_: spoilers im so sorry
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KingOfDoma: That was odd. Twitch said my first message for 15 minutes was too fast
GredGredmansson: that's why you can't talk about bad endings
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Izandai: Anyway, TLOU, FF7R, and Life is Strange have good stories.
Izandai: Just off the top of my head.
lamina5432: I really enjoyed AC valhalla's story that I just finished and not everything ended on a good note
PixelArtDragon: If you want a game where the main character is a sad and morally grey character, there's Disco Elysium
Izandai:
Adam just wants to watch people suffer. 
Pharmacistjudge: I'm just hearing Adam would like the story of Dark Souls and Bloodbourne
Endless109: I get that. I kinda disliked when i got a good ending in The Witcher III
Branston567: Best story games I can recall off top of my head. Hollow Knight, Spiritfarer and anything by super giant games
keyforgealchemist: Malazan series by Erikson
Decaped: sounds like you enjoy stories about shitty imperialists.
sblue333: roilmage plus diviner?
Mimics_in_Hiding: Im hearing Adam likes the story of darth plagueis the wise
GredGredmansson: !card anticognition
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Mimics_in_Hiding: I like my moving pictures
themadchicken: im so pumped for how complex kaldheim looks for drafting, just the amount of mechanics and card types
Mimics_in_Hiding: and spoken words
Izandai: I don't read enough books.
Decaped: wheras most pop culture stories are about glorious imperialists.
Theroastedrooster: i like my stories in skyscrapers
Izandai: But I also don't watch enough movies or TV or play enough games.
Estyl_: i have this thing that makes it hard for me to read dark text on bright background so i literally cannot read most books unless i spend like 5 seconds on each word
Endless109: I'm an audio book kinda person
lamina5432: most apps have inverted coloring now
petey_vonwho: I need to start reading again. I don't think I've picked up a book in over a year
Izandai: @Estyl_ Do you have an e-reader? I think they all have the option to display white text on black.
Wiliart: Could an e-reader with dark mode work for you Esyl_?
Diabore: counter ooze, land makes either lethal
PinballWitch:
50 Hi James, hi Adam. How are you guys today? Anything from the new set you're excited to try out yet?
PixelArtDragon: And if you draw a land, you can equip and buff with the pick-axe
Diabore: uncommon legends coming back is fun
Decaped: mmmm, lovely tones.
graal_smith: Hi James
Izandai: I love how many sagas there are.
petey_vonwho: I already want to build commander decks for some of the uncommon legends
PinballWitch: I like uncommon legends cause i like to try to build artisan only commander decks
keyforgealchemist: literally fell in love with LRR with your PPR's. Thank you for all the awesome content!
lamina5432: is there an into the roil in the grave
PixelArtDragon: Is there an Into the Roil in the bin?
GredGredmansson: to pump it
corefluxx:
100
Mistborn83: opps whoops
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Attack with just the ooze to get a counter?
PixelArtDragon: They did the best possible block for us
Mimics_in_Hiding: They prob thought damage went on a stack
Mimics_in_Hiding: Lmao
Estyl_: anyone know the "theme" around kaldheim?
GredGredmansson: Norse Mythology
vermilionmana: viking
PinballWitch: Thor Ragnarok
vermilionmana: and norse mythology
LurkerSpine: Anyone else have Twitch yelling at them for sending messages too quickly?
Mistborn83: @LurkerSpine me
Juliamon: LurkerSpine Apparently a common problem today
GredGredmansson: its a plane that has been hinted at for years and we are finally seeing
KingOfDoma: @lurkerspine me
Izandai: @LurkerSpine Yup
Izandai: Test
Mr_Horrible: lurkerspine something appears to be borked with their timekeeping algorithm at the moment
Izandai: Okay so THAT'S fine
Mimics_in_Hiding: I wonder when we'll see the Wanderer
4_mandalore: what's our record so far?
Mimics_in_Hiding: Maybe the next two sets?
chaostreader: @lurkerspine No but mine is just, not displaying some names in chat.
Juliamon: Twitch has had a rough start to the year
GredGredmansson: Yeah, the Wanderer wasn't on any Zendikar cards
Estyl_:
what's today's 
GredGredmansson: I wonder if they'll be on a Kaldheim one
Estyl_: please twitch give me back old pogchamp i beg
the_fanerdic: Why the FNPF logo? Did I lose an entire day?
Juliamon: Estyl_ Don't count on it
GredGredmansson: @Estyl_ do you know why they got rid of it?
ttkblazer97: what's the plan for tomorrow?
BrindleBoar: time is an illusion
Estyl_: yeah i know but i still want old one
Izandai: @Estyl_ The old pogchamp wasn't even the best pog emote. Not even close.
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I thought it was a flat circle. Time, make up your mind already!
GredGredmansson: Pog is more than a single man
PinballWitch: one oozi boi
Mimics_in_Hiding: @GredGredmansson they could be in the next set or the DnD one
Juliamon: No, it was LRRMTG
Estyl_: @Izandai i like it better than the rotating thing tho
Mr_Horrible: The Thursday Afternoon Online Saloon?
GredGredmansson: so you just one a single, nonrotating pog
PinballWitch: It's the Thurday Digital "FNPF" here on LRR!
GredGredmansson: that's fair
Juliamon: I do feel bad that the rotating pog has been getting streamers harassed
beowuuf:
mr_horrible
bankizoli29: hi all
GredGredmansson: why though @Juliamon
Endless109: Time to ooze em'
Juliamon: GredGredmansson Because people suck
Izandai:
@Estyl_ I kind of like the rotating pog. It's a neat, silly thing. I've got
anyway.
Izandai: @Juliamon ...fuuuuuuuuuuck
PinballWitch:
They should just commission an Alf Pog emote, and then they can say Alf is back, in pog form
50
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's unfortunate that shitty people are gonna use whatever avenue they can to be shitty
Juliamon: There was a good in-depth article about it on I think Kotaku earlier this week
Estyl_: i think it wouldve been better if they just kept pogchamp gone if they didnt want it bc then streamers could add their own pogchamp through bttv and stuff
randomfandomtigerdragon: Magic Time WOOT!
GredGredmansson: @Estyl_ it would not
GredGredmansson: they'd whine about wanting one back
Estyl_: ok well thats just what i think
PinballWitch: that would let me know which streamers to never watch then at least
LurkerSpine: Golem can't block
chickenmanphil: hey hows it going all
Estyl_: no they can just add it back through extentions like they would get it back if the streamers just added it
LurkerSpine: You can definitely attack imo
LurkerSpine: Golem couldn't block anyway
PinballWitch: come on and slam
PixelArtDragon: Reading the golem, explains the golem
PinballWitch: Read the friendly golem?
Mimics_in_Hiding: Into the roil the 6/6
PixelArtDragon: Trading with the 3/4 seems fine
Mimics_in_Hiding: Oh wait it cant block or attack till 8 in yard
PinballWitch: I've been watching Friday Nights again to help with my depression but i decided to take a break and come watch some live LRR for a bit
PinballWitch: So thanks for being lovely people
greg1756: I can't believe it's come down to the James Curse...
masterblasterglp: equip first
LurkerSpine: equip pick first?
randomfandomtigerdragon: What's the James Curse?
Juliamon: randomfandomtigerdragon James notoriously floods out
GredGredmansson: James Curse is mana flood
ritchards: James? Get a land? Never!
masterblasterglp: you have a land
GredGredmansson: they need 2 lands
Estyl_: mana flood
LurkerSpine: they need 2
GredGredmansson: in total
randomfandomtigerdragon: Oh. F
ryu9969: draw a land the James special
PixelArtDragon: What if they have a counter in hand?
randomfandomtigerdragon:
200 You can do it! *shakes pompoms*
PinballWitch: Raa raa raa!
randomfandomtigerdragon: Dude you're the second streamer today to compliment my username XD
randomfandomtigerdragon: I guess I chose my name well
PinballWitch: it'a a good user name
jkoon78076: wait..... is tomorrow the ppr??
4_mandalore: it's a good 'un
LurkerSpine: bounce golem, swing?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Thanks @PinballWitch
GredGredmansson: no, next friday
PinballWitch: It's a good name, Bront
GredGredmansson: not this friday
lamina5432: bounce 6/6?
jkoon78076: sad face
PixelArtDragon: Oh wait, the stomper has trample!
greg1756: Yeah Paper is the week after Arena @jkoon78076
LurkerSpine: bounce, swing out, is lethal
Diabore: isnt that lethal?
lamina5432: attack with both
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They have to take 4 here. This is lethal.
Mimics_in_Hiding: Why not slam board?
TheWriterAleph: lethal enough *shrug*
PinballWitch: it was lethal!
Diabore: 3 trample +1
greg1756: GG's!
keyforgealchemist: good thing they knew it was lethal
Mimics_in_Hiding: Remember math is for blockers
Mimics_in_Hiding: Board go sideways
4_mandalore: this is a sweet deck
PinballWitch: James looks very serious
Juliamon: Boy do I not miss the MTGO days where you had to wait weeks for a new set to be added
GredGredmansson: 2nd to last God just got spoiled
Diabore: oh hey, we golden
greg1756: Sounds rough Juliamon! How long after release was it?
Estyl_: i dont wanna see it
Juliamon: greg1756 There was like a 2-week minimum
randomfandomtigerdragon: Those islands are pretty
GredGredmansson: ok i'll say nothing more on it
Diabore: @greg1756 iirc average was 2 weeks
randomfandomtigerdragon: The art, I mean
djalternative: @Juliamon yeah. now they've finally figured out it's better to schedule that time for programing a set before the release instead of after
Mimics_in_Hiding: @GredGredmansson that artifact tho
greg1756: Yikes!! I guess I understand why but jeeez that's a while to wait lol
PixelArtDragon: Better that they trick us early with our chump creatures than later with our 6/5s
Estyl_:
thats my house 
MegaDosX: You get those sleeves from the Mastery Pass
1y1e: from the battle pass
TheWarbo: i think they were like...level 30 or so in some mastery pass
greg1756: I've seen a few folks using them, they're super sick.
GredGredmansson: @Mimics_in_Hiding it's an interesting card, to be sure.
TheWarbo: I think the ZNR one?
Robot_Bones: part of rotation
greg1756: Ravnica Block is one of my faves
Mimics_in_Hiding: Free lands!!!
SeismicLawns: they were from mastery pass in ZNR? or Coreset
MegaDosX: Good choice
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you have them. they're renewal rewards
PinballWitch: Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again?
Estyl_: how much money do you think has been put into this account
Robot_Bones: The Uwuz
Estyl_: i can imagine itd be up there haha
PinballWitch: what is that pet?
PinballWitch: is it a shrubbery?
MegaDosX: The pet is also from the mastery pass
djalternative: It's a zendikon elemental
Endless109: A Shrubbery Elemental
PinballWitch: now i want that to be a card
PinballWitch: Shrubbamental
PinballWitch: but do you believe in a life after love?
LurkerSpine: skyclave gets you three cards
MegaDosX: You can't kick Roil if you cast Plunder
MegaDosX: You can bounce the target of the fight spell in response
MegaDosX: And then it fizzles
PinballWitch: So chat: what are people's thoughts on Foretell as a mechanic? I think it's interesting but from what we've seen they didn't really explore the design space very much yet?
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun level 31 on the free mastery pass gets you the renewal sleeves if you were logged on to get the rotation egg
PinballWitch: imo
itsr67: there's a lot already explored I think with foretell
itsr67: there's free fortell cards and a counterspell
Professor_Rakor: let gecko rexolve
GredGredmansson: Vine Gecko is fighting
TheWarbo: the arrows are color coded
itsr67: sorry a* free fortell
4_mandalore: Foretell would've been better for Modern Horizons 2
Estyl_: green line
TheWriterAleph: wow that's gross UI
Professor_Rakor: the inscriptions stuff is color marked
PinballWitch: Big lizard in my backyard!
djalternative: if you let the geko resolve, the arrows are color coded to the text on the stack
TheWarbo: if you right click the inscription, the various items are color-coded to the arrows
Estyl_: close gmae
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Diabore: 7-2 lets go!
randomfandomtigerdragon: Woot woot
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savorycookie: The arrows left to right match up with the modes top to bottom (if that makes sense)
PinballWitch: that sounds like it would make being a doctor very difficult?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Doot doot doot
djalternative: oh yeah. You've gotten a high enough level on the pass to have gotten renewal sleeves
TheBearBee: Oh wow. I just realized its worse than read the card explain the card. It's literally color coded to help with it.
MegaDosX: Rude, opponent
AlienNanobots: tragic
Estyl_: you had a good life ooze
AlienNanobots: i cri evry time
Estyl_: hahaha
MegaDosX: Opponent's on Oops All Kill Spells apparently
TheWriterAleph:

MagnusCarter: They have 12x removals
Estyl_: well atleast theyre using all their killspells early in the game
LurkerSpine: Equip pick maybe?
Estyl_: dude
Estyl_: see now im mad
Estyl_: and im not even playing
TheWriterAleph:
adam stop talking 
Estyl_: is that... a creature??
randomfandomtigerdragon: Honestly idk anything about MtG I'm mostly here atm for the cool art and for the antics
randomfandomtigerdragon: This is still entertaining
4_mandalore: geez
TheWriterAleph: wtf is happening
Estyl_: this man literally opened like 40 kill spells
MegaDosX: Wow, Crawling Barrens? Good pick from the draft
randomfandomtigerdragon: Also the game effects
Estyl_: the opponent never gets invited to parties.. and i can tell why
itsr67: you don't have to make it a creature at least when you put counters on it
TheWriterAleph: Seems. Good.
MegaDosX: I suspect you wouldn't want to attack with the Barrens for a bit anyway with that 7/5 on their side
MegaDosX: Imagine if opponent has that land destruction spell
randomfandomtigerdragon: At least they had a few good wins. You win some you lose some
MegaDosX: Forgot counters
LurkerSpine: rip
Estyl_: couldve put counters
Zoso_Wolf: You can still pump the barrens with four mana
Diabore: trade with land
Estyl_:
nice
thanks
4_mandalore: omg
Diabore: WAOW
TheWriterAleph: yeeeaaaah
Diabore: i swear to god if they spikefielded us
Estyl_: no.
Estyl_: can you equip?
PinballWitch:
300 I'm sorry these last games haven't been so great, let me buy you some ice cream James 
greg1756: Show us potato salad!
Professor_Rakor: equip to show dominance
WizardZedd: Equipping sends a message.
Estyl_: i didnt know the card
MegaDosX: Pick-axe does nothing unless you play a land that turn, it doesn't have any native buffing effect
randomfandomtigerdragon: F in the chat
PinballWitch: yay!
djalternative: it uses all of your mana is what it does
PinballWitch: PPR!
PinballWitch: any special guests thsi time?
GredGredmansson: wait hang on
greg1756: Wooohooo! PPR Hyyyype! Paper Hyyyyype! Vikings - SKOOOOL!
PinballWitch: You got your Loading in my Ready! You got your Ready in my Run!
MegaDosX: Interesting!
PinballWitch: I'll see you in Valhalla!
Estyl_: i am studying
PinballWitch: oh no my anxiety!
greg1756: a test! ruh roh!
MrForceOfWill: wait study will there be a test
Mistborn83: dont tell me what to do JAMES!
Landgraft: you legally can't stop me from referring to the winner as Kaldheim World Champion
TheWooglie: When is the PPR and who are the special guests?
BibitteNoire: Open book or closed test?
PinballWitch: You're not my real dad!
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
Mistborn83: !quote test
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: you want findquote for that
PinballWitch: Do you know what hole this circle shaped peg goes in? that's right, the square hole!
djalternative: Quiz question: How many times does the letter A appear on the graphic?
GredGredmansson: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #5710: "10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed." —Adam [2019-01-11]
4_mandalore: Viking BerzerkLRR challenge
greg1756: @PinballWitch I saw that TikTok xD
KodeMage: sound off?
djalternative: Break
Juliamon: There is no sound, correct
Juliamon: James didn't turn on the break screen, because he wanted chat to study the PPR slide
PinballWitch: I counted 22 As?
PinballWitch: but i'm off my adhd meds so i might have messed up
Butternades: Yeah 22
DeM0nFiRe: I count 2 Bs. Who's counting C?
Juliamon: 22 if you don't count the "Produced by" line at the bottom
savorycookie:
Solidarity for those who are off adhd meds 
DeM0nFiRe: Ah I counted the produced by in my count, because there are no other Bs
GredGredmansson: question for chat
LRRTwitter:
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GredGredmansson: I have poor self-discipline, a half hour, and a pair of dumbbells. Suggestions?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Welcome back! We missed most of you!
PinballWitch: I counted the As in the graphic
ElektroTal: no guests for ppr?
Estyl_: im ready
savorycookie: Roll those puppies down the stairs
Ivalenz_: Above
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Both
4_mandalore: below
GredGredmansson: It very does
EJGRgunner: Yes, both, I think?
Diabore: above
Estyl_: im not ready
Butternades: I helped with the A’s
greg1756: *commence hyperventilation*
redrumekki: both
TheWriterAleph: no?
randomfandomtigerdragon: Above
wench_tacular: both
ElektroTal: below
Archonic_Energy: yes.
tyrantcorporation: yes
MegaDosX: Above
PinballWitch: you shared a link to the tweet with it?
Spacepup: Do a bet
greg1756: Alaska
Dashiell: above
shurtal: above
DeM0nFiRe: Above
Hazey12_5: I wasn't looking
CastleOtranto: Below...pa
PinballWitch: so is that open book?
masterblasterglp: below
PerryThePlatypusBear: below
petey_vonwho: wait, i was supposed to be looking at that? oops
AlienNanobots: Trick question, reality is an illusion
PinballWitch: Above?
Xed_Regulus: Above
savorycookie: Below
tangokilo421: above
shurtal: thanks twitter!
EJGRgunner: It's BOTH
GamesAndInk: Mr. Turner, weren't we going to have an essay too?
PinballWitch: there was a link to the tweet!
4_mandalore: F
randomfandomtigerdragon: VICTORY!
1y1e: both
MegaDosX:
I feel like James did that specifically to tell Adam he was wrong 
Estyl_: hey dont blame this on us
Cartographers_Ink: It's both!
Diabore: i saidi above, but i also cheated
KodeMage: um, actually it's both above and below, look again james
greg1756: GG's Chat!
ElektroTal: word
PinballWitch: Loops All WhRR?
MegaDosX: Strixhaven
GredGredmansson: Strixhaven
Electrodyne: Hey can we have short clips of Beej in the corner that pop up to explain things?
MegaDosX: The wizard school set
itsr67: strixhaven seems rad
Professor_Rakor: Strixnica
PinballWitch: Totally not Hogwarts without the antisemitism and transphobia hopefully?
Koshindan: Return to Ravnica: Returns
MegaDosX: We've got Strixhaven next, then the Forgotten Realms set, then back to Innistrad
Endless109: You're a Wizard Jace
greg1756: Cannot wait for the Vampy Set later this year!
bjorlamn: I mean I’m down for ravnica again
Landgraft: fingers crossed that strixhaven delivers the owl tribal I've been waiting for for over a decade
Endless109: It's time to Gruul some fool
MegaDosX: RNA is the first set I drafted a reasonably successful deck >_>
Diabore: lets go clear the mind .dec
PinballWitch: I'm excited for Innistrad cause I have an Innistrad Planar Cube and it's always fun to see when I can do big shake ups for it!
4_mandalore: Temur is viable in this format, that makes it one of the greatest
djalternative: The "No longer associated with the works and personhood of JK Rowling" set.
MegaDosX: I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Mirror March
PinballWitch: Commander Legends did give me a few cards at least
MegaDosX: Good start for Rakdos
GredGredmansson: With the Innistrad sets Blue Black zombies could be a very real thing
Desruprot: can't really force it if your given it
GredGredmansson: with Kaldheim to help
Landgraft: I can't even imagine what the smouldering crater of the MTG online community will look like if they do a Harry Potter secret lair
Angelic_Bovines: Hell yeah, allegiance draft SLAPS
MegaDosX: Cavalcade I suspect gives people standard flashbacks to prior to rotation
Endless109: Footlight Fiend and Bladebrand is a drug and a half
djalternative: cavalcade is medium in limited
Robot_Bones:
If there is one thing LRR isn't know for its memes 
PinballWitch: you can force it if you stay married to your first pick, even when it's better to get a divorce?
4_mandalore: Esper lifegain made the format real grindy
rendelnep: Poll: clam or shaman?
Mistborn83: guildmage?\
djalternative: Clam
greg1756: As soon as I see esper mana out... I use the bathroom and grab snacks. Because we're gonna be here for sometime!
PinballWitch: go for the jugguler
Diabore: god that show hasnt aged well
GredGredmansson: Wingardium Leviosa, 1GU Sorcery. Target permanent gains flying until end of turn. If that permanent was an artifact, destroy it and target creature at end of turn
Juliamon: A lot of shows don't age well, that doesn't mean we have to stop referencing them.
gamercat88: Rocko's Modern Life?
GredGredmansson: wait what show are we talking about?
Mistborn83: Didnt he have a kind of off color job
KingOfDoma: They're talking about Undergrads, btw
GredGredmansson: I did hear that
heroscaperguy: I think it released on netflix didn't it?
Diabore: @GredGredmansson undergrads
SmashTCG: dont do that, Dont give me hope
GredGredmansson: never heard of it
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it happened to my understanding
KodeMage: skewer!
PinballWitch: The Rocko's Modern Life special was honestly quite lovely
Faulpyr: Oh, I also thought it was Rocko's Modern Life.
CastleOtranto: Clone High should not come back. Undergrads... maybe?
Robot_Bones: The Rocko movie was on netflix
Mistborn83: mage is > fiend
Juliamon: Yeah, if you haven't seen the Rocko's Modern Life special, it's worth a watch
djalternative: Rocko's actual job in that show was as a phone sex worker. It was a weird show.
MegaDosX: Fiend might wheel
KodeMage: amulet? want one probably, card draw
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Mistborn83: @djalternative that is what I thought
Xed_Regulus: I enjoyed UnderGrads at the time, but yeah, I'm not sure how well it has aged.
KodeMage: too many
Teddy_Beats: Hey james!!! when is the ppr and when does it drop on yt
PinballWitch: Don't let your memes be dreams
tangokilo421: !ppr
Robot_Bones: Toot Toot!
lirazel64: And then, I'm too old for Undergrads
Angelic_Bovines: cavalcade!!!
KodeMage: gg ez draft
PinballWitch: These memes are definitely not dreams!
Angelic_Bovines: yes! when james listens to adam it always turns out well
hippitybobbity: i love it when a plan comes together
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CastleOtranto: Wait... I think I might have Undergrads on DVD.
MegaDosX:
I will laugh if James ends up running the Cavalcade and gets seven wins with it 
KodeMage: um, take that again?
PinballWitch: Worse case scenarios is the sun explodes honestly?
CastleOtranto: Opposed to pirating it, which is how I originally watched it.
Mistborn83: @PinballWitch I think we can get worse
Xed_Regulus: I got to interview the creator of Undergrads at ConBravo one year
SergeYager: Hey now
Endless109: Trumpeter!
MegaDosX: Trumpeter's pretty good now that you're on the Cavalcade plan I think
RockPusher:

Mistborn83: trumpeter
Hazey12_5: Serge doesn't fall down holes......
KodeMage: trumpeter, agree
SergeYager: I'm pumping now
F1SHOR:

PinballWitch: @Mistborn83 I live with multiple forms of depression, I'm just going with any of the random events that can get worse honestly
SergeYager: I'm a gamer James
Goorguy: Rep the hunters Serge!
Semaph17:
Hahahaha @SergeYager
Good day to you sir
randomfandomtigerdragon: He does not fall, he instead serges upwards
randomfandomtigerdragon: Ayyyyyy
gamercat88: the double juggle
Endless109: GATHERING!!
PinballWitch: gathering~!
SergeYager:
I've got a DB meeting
But I'll do my best.
PinballWitch: The memes live!
MegaDosX: Man imagine if they get, like, six gatherings
v_nome: What is a pumper in this context?
PinballWitch: I just got my Serge Cup @SergeYager
Mistborn83:
@PinballWitch you are not wrong, also I am sorry to hear that. I hope you can find joy here in this community 
SergeYager:
@PinballWitch heck yea 
SergeYager: The man has a point
Endless109: This is the kinda deck that'l play just a single copy of Goblin Gathering
Goorguy:

PinballWitch: now i need some coffee and tea to use with it...
Aarek: Adam does have a point.
theinvisiblevoice: does anyone play survival hunter? or is it just a meme?
Endless109: Dead Revels i guess
Mistborn83: umm these cavalcades are not looking great
PinballWitch: Carrion my wayward son?
Goorguy: Theres like one or two in the guild Invis, its not terrible actually
MegaDosX: You have one
eshplode: It's 18 CAD now? I should really pay attention to how much money I'm giving them every month
v_nome: Survival seems neat but the game hates melee dps
PinballWitch: You'll be meat when you are gone?
rendelnep: I'm keen to get back into WoW, stupid hospital wifi
KodeMage: 2 is fine, probably better than imp but it's a fair pick either way
KartoffelKaiser:

MegaDosX: So nobody's playing green, it turns out
gamercat88: hot tall rabbits
KartoffelKaiser: Eorzea gang eorzea gang eorzea gang
BrindleBoar: The Groodler!
PinballWitch: did adam just find out about viera? has he played ff12 yet?
frozenphoenix7: There's also Rathalos isn't there?
Faulpyr: The rabbits are so tall
Mistborn83: persistant partitions are 1 power
greg1756: the Viera are absurdly tall
PinballWitch: FF6 is my favorite final fantsy game
Mistborn83: um actually it is 6. sigh
Mistborn83: @PinballWitch me 2
PinballWitch: I took my name from it even
Endless109: Shaaaade
MegaDosX: Shade is a 1/1!
itsr67: ff16 is looking sweet
KingOfDoma: Obviously, I like 6
v_nome: Adam just called me an asshole
PinballWitch:
not my display name, my actual name 
code1300: Only final fantasy is the first
TheWriterAleph: t h e d r e a m
greg1756: p u m p
MegaDosX: This deck is /great/
BrindleBoar: yeah yeah, the rest are increasingly less final
Mistborn83: burn bright goes in this deck
TheWriterAleph: This deck is a DECK.
PinballWitch:
@KingOfDoma what? you like FF6? I never would have guessed! 
MegaDosX: It really looks like nobody's playing green in this draft pool
Mistborn83: no burn bright 100%
lirazel64: @code1300 Because the rest are Subsequent Fantasies?
Professor_Rakor: man i love 4/4s for 4
KodeMage: this is the only burn bright deck in the format, the calvalcade deck
LurkerSpine: scavenger
Robot_Bones: yes Mr. Sherman everything stinks
PixelArtDragon: Why not charm?
KartoffelKaiser: gottem
satyropodobny: bur bright after cavalcade triggers is chefs kiss
MegaDosX: lmao got 'em
PinballWitch:
em
Sogheim: please no I am enjoying my tea
Endless109: There's some justice in the world
Earthenone: how goes Goblin: The Gathering?
Mistborn83: act of treason?
PixelArtDragon: P3P1 Goblin Gathering
itsr67: this is goblin the gathering under current social distancing
djalternative: remember, you have two cavalcades. that means 3+ damage per creature on every attack. That's some real value
MegaDosX: So much green wheeling
PinballWitch: Don't be a fool, stay in Gruul?
KodeMage: oof
PinballWitch: Lou Bega voice: The Trumpet(er)!
Juliamon: Not Gruul? Then Regret
PinballWitch: skewer?
LurkerSpine: skewer is p good too
KingOfDoma: They reprinted Gates Ablaze????
KingOfDoma: Is the Gates deck even viable?
Sogheim: haha Lavinia
PinballWitch: guild mage?
PinballWitch: James likes to throw shade
PinballWitch: is a thirsting shade a horny on main subtweet?
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MegaDosX: Sparky's new red deck as rotation actually uses Goblin Gathering and a Cavalcade-like enchantment, it's pretty funny seeing it go off
Endless109: Oh hai Mark
Juliamon: No clue
djalternative: it's nickname from the episode was, "There are two things I use twitter for: Thirsting and Shade"
PinballWitch: On a Rampage? you must have been blocked by 2 or more creatures already!
Juliamon: Sorry!
Wonderdoc: What do you do against a 6/6? Triple scorchmark?
PinballWitch: sorry, sometimes I can't help but do very outdated mtg puns
tdapenguin: i'm not a mod
tdapenguin: but it claims that there's instructions there
PinballWitch: a 6/6 or as Graham likes to call it, a tripple bear?
PinballWitch: Mod him you cowards
Faulpyr: Adam is reclaiming his sword?
KingOfDoma: Aslan: MOD MEEEEEE
MegaDosX: Adam you gave up your powers, remember?
Seabats: hi
onarampage: how is Adam not already a mod
A_Dub888: Adam "Mod me you coward" Savidan
Juliamon: he demodded himself, that's why
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theinvisiblevoice: adam gave up his powers to elevate ben, iirc
PinballWitch: haha
judahlasley:

Angelic_Bovines: Are LRR mods therefore the Sith?
PinballWitch: adam's mod status is in limbo
TwitchTVsFrank: unvip
NotCainNorAbel: i think the VIP needs to be dropped
satyropodobny: but srsly, I was about to say something like that
GredGredmansson:
If you want to be mod so bad why give it up 
MadWolf1290: free mods?
PinballWitch: oh no, don't do anything to upset Adam, you might get banned!
GapFiller: is being an LRR mod like The Highlander now? there can be only one type ting?
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satyropodobny: @GredGredmansson why do gods dwell among men?
Faulpyr: Adam getting drunk on power already
RockPusher: I, for one, welcome our new big-brained overlord!
Foxmar320: Wait mods can't vote?
TheWriterAleph: this seems like a good way to lose points.
PinballWitch: oh no my pink!
Foxmar320: I didn't even know predictions was a thing
PinballWitch: we split that vote last week
GredGredmansson: ugh i meant to vote more
theinvisiblevoice: I was trying to balance it but ran out of time :C
greg1756: Mods can also choose the winner lmao
eshplode: RIP my 180 points
Juliamon: I only just learned today they existed
tdapenguin: you have to choose the winner
MadWolf1290: you can refund
GapFiller: !next
satyropodobny: well, due to gambling laws in my country i cannot predict if James is the cutest human on planet earth. propably for the best.
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Desruprot:

TheWriterAleph: it absolutely does not.
tdapenguin: if you don't choose, we get the poitns back, i think
RockPusher:

KodeMage: it's over!
Transmuted_Elf: no it is only based off of one solution, it is not a poll
MegaDosX: It's over Adam, you missed out
F1SHOR: my 180,000 points noo
djalternative: yeah. mods get to choose who wins so they can't vote
BrindleBoar:

tangokilo421: So many of Gaby and LSVs mods temporarily dropped their modship so they could vote in Cube predictions
Masslost: i maxed out my vote at 600 points
PinballWitch: wow that killed my twitch
shurtal: i just ran a dungeon with a healer named Hot Grandpa, shirtless hume with white hair and beard. I love mmos
KodeMage: it was only up for 1 minute right?
MegaDosX: It was up for a minute, yeah
KodeMage: you said 1 minute
F1SHOR: whats life without a good gamble spending fake money
ghyllnox: lol
greg1756: Someone has to declare a winner
itsr67: loool
TheElrad: you have to decide which side won
TheWarbo: this is based around "prediction," which side pays out is based on "the mod who ran it says 'Thing X actually happened'"
Transmuted_Elf: you have to pick one as a mod, and decide who gets the reward
MadWolf1290: what else we gonna do with them?
RunningMonkeys: A mod has to decide the winner i think
Vyous: I love how the ice cream goal is still sitting there, completed.
KodeMage: who won?
MegaDosX: To be fair, /you/ didn't put those points down the drain
PinballWitch: Pink Wins!
Masslost: Oh boy
Mistborn83: who won?
Endless109: The Balance of Power has shifted...
robothehobo9: tell us who won adam!
theinvisiblevoice: LOL
tangokilo421: Y'all choose who wins!
Mistborn83: he has to pick the winner
A_Dub888: To be fair, I wasn't using them for anything
Earthenone: prediction time?!
F1SHOR:

PinballWitch: oh no Adam has too much power!
KodeMage: it's not a winners/losers poll
satyropodobny: Do the Pontius Pilate Adam
TheWarbo: yeah, this is for *predictions*, not for *voting*, so it's a little bit weird in this use case
Flying_MTG: do you choose yes or yes?
PinballWitch: yay!
loomingpanda: why does Adam have this power!
F1SHOR: 1% they earnt it
ghyllnox: I voted, idk why I don't have a fancy ball
MegaDosX:
Oh no 
itsr67: nooo my 690 points
Earthenone: i won 18 points!
ghyllnox: Oh there we go
TwitchTVsFrank: woo 36 points
greg1756: Jackpot!! gimmme that doooollaaaaar
SolarBlitz1: Woo I'm up 8 points!
RockPusher: The sweet taste of defeat!
PinballWitch: haha
NotCainNorAbel: nice win @GapFiller
F1SHOR: ok ive earnt back 72 points i can rebuild
62MGcobra: thanks adam i bidded with gapfiller 100k
cutaos: woo up 4000 points
SydPreviouslyHeadache: James didn't even need the Elf Gun
BibitteNoire: Woo imaginary dollaridoo
Mistborn83: @GapFiller got almost half a mil points
PinballWitch: I got 18 points
GapFiller: thanks Adam now what am I gonna spend all these damn points on!?
theinvisiblevoice: gapfiller, what are you going to do with your 450k points?
Mistborn83: @GapFiller double down
MegaDosX: 0-3 vs Anything Else
bjorlamn: Thank you adam
satyropodobny: Icream!
Diabore: 2-3 or worse, 3-3 or better
rendelnep: Gapfiller, try to lose the next prediction
tctrain:
James scoops three times to right it 
tctrain: rig*
F1SHOR:
5000 need more points
tangokilo421: Concede all three, make one person rich af
1y1e: 8 to 1 though!!
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ravenlord_xix: 25k points on anything else. I have high hopes for you lads
MadWolf1290: dont' forget you can do other that 10 points at a time via "custom bet" option
itsr67: WHAT
PinballWitch:
200 I'll buy points too!
KodeMage: almost 2 million
Endless109: In Spirit my points go to 7-0, but I'm in Denmark and cannot vote
MegaDosX: Put 10k down on James having success
Diabore: 250k is max bet
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Weagle: So much betting
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62MGcobra: i could only do 250k max
Flying_MTG: 2M points on literally anything else
The_Softies:
predictions are not available in our region, rip 
GapFiller: whoops aw crap accidentally voted w/ just 10 points THATS SO BAD
F1SHOR: this is the best use of points ive seen
eshplode: And now James and Adam throw
bv310: Well now my bet of 42069 feels a little underwhelming
SerGarretCameron: Someone didn't give me a reasonable way to spend these points I have.
ghyllnox: All in bay beeeee
loomingpanda:
Throw the draft! 
MegaDosX: Look what you've done!
NightWingMistHawk:
This is what happens when you finally give us an way to spend our literal thousands of channel points on something other than emotes 
GapFiller: now I cant lose all my new points onna bad bet
theinvisiblevoice: 0-3 is paying out 5:1
SniperPumpkin: GapFiller you can click again to add more
Caffine1138: I believe in the Turner Curse
dudeman2133: I want to believe in you but the 0-3 odds are just too enticing.
SerGarretCameron: I've done it once, and I'll do it again.
Angelic_Bovines: I am going to be a very rich man
Stellapacifica: I'm going with "at least one opp dcs"
petey_vonwho: im gonna win so many points when this deck goes 0-3
Mistborn83: I am gonna get so many points when this dumpster fire of deck goes 0-3
KodeMage is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Grevas13!
PinballWitch: come on games give me the ol 1 and 3!
itsr67: please god go 0-3
tangokilo421: I'm 60K deep here, need to make my 4K from the last one back
ryu9969: maybe you've never seen 100k in person
satyropodobny:

Diabore: @ghostvalv good luck you absolute madman
greg1756: There's a custom amount button at the bottom of the window
GhostValv:

petey_vonwho: now to find something to spend these points on...
KodeMage: don't let us down!
GapFiller: SniperPumpkin oyeh I totally can
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zephlyn7790: 28 month hype
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Flying_MTG: wow 4 million points in this prediction
PinballWitch:
I'm hoping James goes for the 0-2 Milkshake bracket!
50
NotCainNorAbel: my guess is James kicks out at 0-2
TwitchTVsFrank: now throw the matches
satyropodobny: and now we play the waiting game
A_Dub888: No pressure!
Diabore: yay literally anything else
Angelic_Bovines: Regretting my prediction almost immediately
theinvisiblevoice: I'm waiting for the 0-1 scoop
x0den: team 0-3! take these points away from me!
CastleOtranto: If you wanna win big, you gotta bet the underdog
TheElrad: a cool 3 million points in the bet
Transmuted_Elf: honestly they needed something to earn
Mistborn83: I belive in how bad this deck is
Flying_MTG: inb4 summary judgement
MegaDosX: James no!
MadWolf1290: WOW
petey_vonwho: do it you coward
ryu9969: Just need this first win
w1gum: adam, wait a second
Diabore: then its not gambling though
RockPusher:

GhostValv:
I had no illusions where those points were going 
Desruprot: <.<
Transmuted_Elf: that is why i did that
loomingpanda: Coward
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aWittyUsername: 17 years, yay!
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NotCainNorAbel: Do I need to go to your channel?
xantos69: WoooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooW
NightWingMistHawk: James, you were the chosen one!
KodeMage: didn't the draft cost like $20?
w1gum: lets talk about this
warboss5: What are we watching?
DeM0nFiRe: I bet 10 points, so if I win I get 50. I will give you 25 points
greg1756: Wow... the collusion!!
Flying_MTG: What if I queue into James and scoop?
rasterscan: I mean, that's pure profit
MegaDosX: Nearly 4mil points in the pool, my god
Kaorti: but nubers go ... up?
rasterscan: 20 bucks buys you way m ore than one draft
w1gum: Wait nm my bet go through! win baby
Kaorti: *numbers
satyropodobny: so is money
Desruprot: its all made up and the points dont matter
SerGarretCameron: quick, team pink, give him 20 to tough it out.
pratorious420: get big money out of preditcions!
shurtal: The Juggler!
Angelic_Bovines: 44 of us went 0-3, so if we chip in 50c each...
CastleOtranto: Oh no, mah nonsense currency!
bv310: I just like seeing my arbitrary number go up
gamercat88: engagement baby
Vyous:
These points only matter if I can buy boshy with them 
MegaDosX: Now the question is, do you Carnage them now?
petey_vonwho: if I had the cash, I would totally donate the $20 to make James concede x3
AlienNanobots: It's a gamer bar the number must rise
ryu9969: i bet 9000 of fictional money on this
F1SHOR: im wasting all my bad luck here so i can save up some good luck for later
Mistborn83: I am good for 50cents
Sogheim:
Adam's acting a lot like Mirror-verse Adam...
rasterscan: Wait, if we pay Adam, can he tank James for us?
rasterscan: I bet we can bribe Adam for 10.99
GapFiller: Sogheim but which one is evil Adam
ghyllnox: I bet literally anything else and I'm tempted to hunt down that paypal
bjorlamn: Nobody dare do that
MegaDosX: All the 1/1s!
PinballWitch: 131 of us went anything else, we can all chip in like 10 cents and buy james!
Sogheim:
@GapFiller the mirrored one

bakerydragon: I mean that's fair
rasterscan: Adam, quick, go to James' house and steal his mouse
theinvisiblevoice: if you pay adam he can just incorrectly decide the winner
satyropodobny: Adam became mortal just to make things fair
bloodstar:

greg1756: Oh.. that's a strange $20 richer Adam shadow behind James [Stream Ends]
Diabore: 5 to 1 odds for 0-3
MegaDosX: What!
GredGredmansson: maybe there's a reason mods can't vote
theinvisiblevoice: lol
Transmuted_Elf: hahahaha
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
x0den: i went 0-3 specifically to lose these points.
ghyllnox: Lmaoooooo
loomingpanda: Do it you coward
bv310: Woooooooooooow
Angelic_Bovines: Thank you noble samaritan
GapFiller: 20$ well spent whoever that was
Flying_MTG: Do it you coward
bakerydragon: XD
Hazey12_5:

Angelic_Bovines: It was an agreement!!!
xantos69: Wish you would coward
ryu9969: i feel the need to give adam $20 after being the reason he died twice in the Raid
KodeMage: wow, chat gon hostile
petey_vonwho: YOU SAID $20! you liar!
Mistborn83: I couldnt resist
Masslost: think of all the ice cream james
pratorious420: 20 per game concede
TwitchTVsFrank: you know what you have to do James
cutaos: boo this coward
GredGredmansson: is this what we have stooped to, chat
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Diabore: 20$ to play out the bit
SolarBlitz1: Is the Charity the Dillybar charity?
eshplode: James and Twitch chat are going to get investigated for maxfixing
eshplode: Matchfixing*
The_Voices: cool, someone do it again!
Semaph17: Just concede at the point of winning
CoffeeHamster: $20 for the kids
Flying_MTG: you know what you should do? Concede
PinballWitch: @LoadingReadyRun I just joined the patreon to counter whoever sent you that money
loomingpanda:

enki1256: So is this now a donate to charity for James to concede thing?
Semaph17: When you concede, do it with style
warboss5: Discard 2 is quite good at the moment
theinvisiblevoice:
maybe he'll concede for 20 gift subs 
PinballWitch:

ghyllnox: When you go to your bank and ask for a refund bc you spent $20 on a streamer saying they'd throw magic games for fictional currency and didn't follow through
A_Dub888: !card carnival
LRRbot: Did you mean: Carnival Hellsteed; Carnival // Carnage; Carnival of Souls
MegaDosX: Nice hand, opponent. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
Flying_MTG: !card carnival // carnage
LRRbot: Carnival // Carnage | Carnival [{B/R}] | Instant | Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller. // Carnage [2BR] | Sorcery | Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.
A_Dub888: !card carnival//carnage
LRRbot: Carnival // Carnage | Carnival [{B/R}] | Instant | Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller. // Carnage [2BR] | Sorcery | Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.
theinvisiblevoice: "can I have a refund, they declined my bribe"
warboss5: Did they discard 2 land? Ouch
Mistborn83: I feel lied to
satyropodobny: "can you put a price on your integrity?" "Yes, 20$"
rasterscan: Man. Twitch is a strange evolution of bard culture. "20 pence if you stand on your head" has become "20 dollars if you concede you coward"
gamercat88: toss a coin to your twitcher
Mistborn83: can the charity go to help gambling addiction?
theinvisiblevoice: ^^ nice
Robot_Bones: then they ask what's a busker?
Diabore: cmon cavalcade
PinballWitch:
I toss a coin to my buskers
200
warboss5: Yeah, get at least one kill
NotCainNorAbel: I figure you will drop at 0-2
tyrantcorporation: forbidding spirit costs mana
DeM0nFiRe: Oh lol I thought 0-3 meant between 0 and 3 wins RIP
MegaDosX: Forbidding Spirit
Mistborn83: opp isnt helping out us 0-3 ers
Angelic_Bovines: Turns out it's not a vanilla 3/3
GapFiller: oh the suspense is gonna be terrible
PinballWitch: 0-2 Milkshake braket!
ravenlord_xix: I'm hoping you lads win this so i get my winnings before i have to shut off the stream
StreetRach: Did this person force Boros despite this being not Guilds of Ravnica?
GredGredmansson: looks it
MegaDosX: Look, all you need to do is draw one of your Cavalcades and you're in business
GhostValv:

satyropodobny: Also, what happened to casting creatures on second main?
Diabore: i have faith in james
Mistborn83: damn right that is the cowards bet
MegaDosX: We have faith in you!
petey_vonwho: go big or go home, amiright?
x0den: i went 0-3 specifically to lose these points.
Mistborn83: you caught me Adam
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tdapenguin: or you pick your odds for 'git rid of these points'
itsr67: you're not wrong
Dashiell: twitch chat is nothing but degenerates and cowards
GapFiller: x0den shdve done that mysln
Sogheim: maybe the curse will kick in at an inopportune time
PinballWitch: If 0-3 wins legitimately can we get adam to cosplay as a person trapped in a giant jar?
loomingpanda: The points go to go somewhere man
bagosharks: I love you content
GhostValv: to be fair I can do 1 more full bet too
MegaDosX: One short of being able to pump both
x0den: @GapFiller mysln?
NightWingMistHawk: Don't forget you have the forgotten cleric to deal with
SerGarretCameron: they also can't block both.
zoroslegend: I figured if I lose em its like charity to the majority.
satyropodobny: @loomingpanda the house always wins
Mistborn83: This has instantly turned this dupster fire of a draft into something much more entertaining
petey_vonwho: i won't gamble in real life, but channel points i'm like "yeah, lets bet everything on 100 to 1 odds!"
PinballWitch: Use it at the PPR to vote on the tournament!
NightWingMistHawk: Oh wait it's only for one turn MB
theinvisiblevoice: what predictions could you run, "will we talk about simpsons this Let's Nope?"?
GapFiller: x0den myself (the pitfalls of using spoken vernacular inna wirtten context)
ghyllnox: Because we made that mistake before
GredGredmansson: everything is made up and the points don't matter
MegaDosX: You aren't picking the winner, you're confirming what the outcome was of the prediction
KodeMage: it's not a vote, it's a bet!
x0den:
@GapFiller oh lol. 
MegaDosX: If people predict A or B, and B happens, you have to tell Twitch that B happened and the points get awarded
bagosharks: we know
PinballWitch: Who's cuter: Kirby or Pikachu?
Flying_MTG: What about every time we donate $20 to you?
GredGredmansson: polls are a separate thing entirely
romanempire144:
We love you Adam 
PixelArtDragon: Adam is a good person, and I predicted 0-3
djalternative: yeah. This isn't a poll, adam. It's gambling
Sogheim:
without something to spend channel points on, I just make various LRR members pick their nose
rasterscan: Adam, what about the mean things you say to yourself? Are you going to ban yourself?
Mistborn83: Quick literally anything else people say mean things to adam
SolarBlitz1: One of the predictions should be "Is chat Wrong or Right?"
TheWarbo: yeah what we're doing right now is the intended use. it doesn't matter whether more people voted for "0-3" or "ANything else"; the point is people predicting what happens
Desruprot: uh
KodeMage: you keep calling it a vote but it's not voting it's predicting. the lower percentage could be right, it's not a vote
rasterscan: Damn, the man is right.
MegaDosX:
Any chance you can turn off the curse James? 
warboss5: Go go Agro
Molladia: Draw a land?
PinballWitch: I still say if 0-3 wins legit, then Adam should cosplay as a man trapped in a giant jar!
Desruprot: @SolarBlitz1 but thats a paradox
NightWingMistHawk: Something tells me they've got a very big answer they're holding up
greg1756: Arena knows James is $20 up and is just conceding for him
GredGredmansson: curse is fine, we have mana sinks
actionjb:
With James Turner piloting I think This deck goes 0/3 more then 1/5 times 
MegaDosX: At the very least drawing a land there helped you, now you can pump both Trumpeters
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I would like it put on record, I have never sadi anything mean about Adam.
PinballWitch: Arena wants that $20
Diabore: double pump
warboss5: Nice
MegaDosX: They may have a pump spell of their own
gamercat88: pump the jam
Mistborn83: pump pump it up
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petey_vonwho: yeah, they have a trick
SolarBlitz1: Pump it, Louder!
StreetRach: I'm sensing Summary Judgement
Endless109: Come here my littel PumpChamp
djalternative: don't you know? Pump it up!
NightWingMistHawk: !card Summary Judgement
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DueRecompense: Must have spilled their Kombucha... taking forever to wipe it up
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Angelic_Bovines: !card Summary Judgment
LRRbot: Summary Judgment [1W] | Instant | Summary Judgment deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, it deals 5 damage instead.
djalternative:
oh right.
roulette is still a thing
Mistborn83: kill it!
MegaDosX: And there it is
warboss5: Oh dear
Diabore: aw butts
petey_vonwho: knew it
Mistborn83: YES!
Flying_MTG: oh no
MegaDosX: Well, you tried
loomingpanda: WOOT!
warboss5: It didn't kill the deathtoucher at least
GredGredmansson:

Professor_Rakor: the dream is real
AlienNanobots: big cheats
petey_vonwho: come on OP! we believe in you!
MegaDosX: One Cavalcade and you'd be in business
satyropodobny:

Angelic_Bovines: We're going to win!!
Martizz1e: woah what's the 1s and 2s for?
Diabore: @Martizz1e gambling
SerGarretCameron: our cavalcades aren't in play, it's fine.
TheWarbo: people predicted whether this deck would get at least one win
warboss5: Why not kill the 3/3 over the 3/2?
PinballWitch: yea i was honestly betting it would be a 1-3
MegaDosX: Cavalcade off the top
DueRecompense: @warboss5 the 3/2 Filters
warboss5: @DueRecompense Ah, thanks, I wasn't around for this set
greg1756: Here comes the swamp *do do do do dooooo*
GredGredmansson: !card cavalcade
LRRbot: Cavalcade of Calamity [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, Cavalcade of Calamity deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
MegaDosX: That's not bad though
MegaDosX: Get your Trumpeters back
Diabore: attack with shade, might get free damage
Martizz1e: @diabore ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
MegaDosX: Get Time Walked opponent
SolarBlitz1: Expected Auto tap to double black there for a moment
PinballWitch:
not attacking with the shade? no horny subtweets here i guess 
DueRecompense: Right-click, Attack All, LOL, GGs
MegaDosX: Game pls
Diabore: DECK PLS
rasterscan: !card Smelt-Ward
LRRbot: Did you mean: Smelt-Ward Ignus; Smelt-Ward Minotaur; Smelt-Ward Gatekeepers
PinballWitch: ah the james turner special
rasterscan: !card Smelt-Ward Ignus
LRRbot: Smelt-Ward Ignus [1R] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | {2}{R}, Sacrifice Smelt-Ward Ignus: Gain control of target creature with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Politicallycorrekt: Don’t we have a pair of cavalcades?
MegaDosX: Man imagine if James wins here /without/ Cavalcade
satyropodobny: Huge tracks of land
MegaDosX: James drafted two
warboss5: And suddenly this is a winning game
Diabore: op needs to start flooding
NightWingMistHawk: !card Rakdos Trumpeter
LRRbot: Rakdos Trumpeter [1B] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/3] | Menace / {3}{R}: Rakdos Trumpeter gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: !card cavalcade of calamity
MegaDosX: Opponent no!
greg1756: Shoooow us Potato Salad!
Flying_MTG: and suddenly its a lot more even
Flying_MTG: and suddenly we win
DueRecompense: Sorcery
MegaDosX: Only as sorcery
Diabore: sorcery
MegaDosX: You can kill it safely
NightWingMistHawk: Only as a sorcery though?
Flying_MTG: sorcery
devilmonkey2012: only as sorcery
satyropodobny:
The secret tech! 
KartoffelKaiser: It says "only as a sorcery"
GredGredmansson: sorcery speed
Desruprot: only as a sorcery
ChaoticObserver: But only as a sorcery
PinballWitch: it's only as a sorcery
warboss5: !card footlight
LRRbot: Footlight Fiend [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | When Footlight Fiend dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
tyrantcorporation: only as sorcery
MegaDosX: Pump the lifelinker?
PinballWitch: woo
Diabore: ADAM WHY
RockPusher: James could concede right now
Flying_MTG: wow you just jinxed it
AlienNanobots: adam pls
thmanwithnoname: why would you say that
greg1756: Choo Chooooooo
NightWingMistHawk: Adam why would you put that bad karma out into the universe?!
AlienNanobots: adam I have so many dumb points riding on this
F1SHOR: anything is possible!
MegaDosX: James no!
Diabore: bad message james
Mistborn83: do it you coward
GredGredmansson: that's not sending a message
TheWriterAleph: cmon Cavalcade ftw
GredGredmansson: that's yelling into the aether and hoping someone hears it
MegaDosX: Imagine if James gets Cavalcade off the top next turn though
PinballWitch: now they play a swamp, drop rakdos and wipte your board
petey_vonwho: i just realized OP was boros. what the hell?
Diabore: dob?
satyropodobny: eh, still lethal
MegaDosX: Attack with everything, if they block the Trumpeter pump the lifelinker
Diabore: yay!
tyrantcorporation: big money
PinballWitch: summary dismissal?
greg1756: Cha'Chiing!!
NightWingMistHawk: I can't watch the tension's too high
greg1756: big moooney!
MegaDosX: !card Summary Judgment
LRRbot: Summary Judgment [1W] | Instant | Summary Judgment deals 3 damage to target tapped creature. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, it deals 5 damage instead.
TheWriterAleph: !card swords to plowshares
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
AlienNanobots: OP PLS
MegaDosX: Summary Judgment would be a blowout and a half
dickie_fred:
Deflecting Palm 
ravenlord_xix: they could still have scorchmark or somethnig
Diabore: we have enough mana to triple pump so scorchmark doesnt save either
Landgraft: bring the very modest gambling returns here, baby
GredGredmansson: yep
Transmuted_Elf: yup
Desruprot: yep you can
RockPusher: We are marked
Mistborn83: I cant hide my shame
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this dude has roped so many times
gamercat88: mwhahaha
The_Quiet_Alestain: Nyahahaha!
Diabore: so many 2's
GredGredmansson: no hiding behind anonymity
RunningMonkeys: yeah seeing it is nice
surtur15: lets go team 0-3
Calaban161: Wooo
djalternative: yes. we can't hide our shame
PinballWitch: Yep I went with the pink choices both time cause I love pink!
bloodstar: go James
Professor_Rakor: Well well well.
GhostValv:
I'm fine 
rasterscan: Jokes on you, I only bet 30 points
DeM0nFiRe: Don't look at my icon, I always had faith >_> <_<
PixelArtDragon: Adam you are cool
xantos69: Oh so you can subjugate your viewers! Perfect!
ixigrekzed: lol
Transmuted_Elf: not sad at all, i know what i signed up for
dudeman2133:
You can't prove we went for 0-3 
judahlasley: oof lol
RebaMcEncheese: there's 69 channel points i'm never getting back ...
MegaDosX: Hooray!
Diabore: CHA CHING
x0den:

ryu9969: we do ?
bloodstar: wow
satyropodobny: look at those degenerates
NightWingMistHawk: Huzzah!
greg1756: LEGGOOOOOO
AlienNanobots: yesssss
tyrantcorporation: yay
GredGredmansson: enjoy the points pink
Mistborn83: NOOOOOOO
PinballWitch: yay pink!
Addicted2Anime:

Caffine1138: You Were The Chosen One!
tangokilo421:
SOME of us have faith in James' bad deck 
petey_vonwho: OP! You were the chosen one!
AlienNanobots: big money baybeeeee
doctorGunsforhands: Whoo!
w1gum: Adam did you predict?
ninja_theory_ashrams: hmm
RunningMonkeys: Nice
ravenlord_xix: netted 10k points right there
NarishmaReborn: My 10 points!
MegaDosX: Oh no.
rasterscan: Okay now we need 1-3
Stellapacifica: Hurrah, my two coins!
PixelArtDragon: How were we to know someone drafted an even worse deck?
bjorlamn: I always had faith
NighSeptem: I got 69k points, nice
Earthenone: went +2!
NightWingMistHawk:
4M Points 
dickie_fred: what what if you lose the next game so badly it counts as -1?
Diabore: draw cavalcade?
Desruprot:

greg1756: Can't beat being up 3k channel points!
justgravey67: more more
PinballWitch:
for pink!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DIABORE.. 4m...
SolarBlitz1: Those mad degenerates living by the sword
ixigrekzed:

Mistborn83: Well at least I know my 20 bucks is going to a good place
MegaDosX: The lesson is, always have faith in James
theinvisiblevoice: congrats diabore on your 4M points
judahlasley: 57 whole points lets go!
eshplode: Let's do 0-3 vs anything else again!
Dashiell: I can't believe bad bets don't pay off
TheWriterAleph: sweet got 40k
AlienNanobots: Just gained like 20k points
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Faulpyr: Noooo~! my 19K bits~!
ravenlord_xix: turns out gambling is good!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: never any doubt with these 2 pilotting
EvilBadman: Diabore bet 250k??????
Faulpyr: I only have 100K more
brainbosh: 248 on a 1000 bet
enki1256: What will you even do with 4mil channel points lol
SerGarretCameron: great, now you've got to find a use for this 408k points.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i only get 311k, my name just shows up because i had the first max bet
thekrakenwithin: I mean, I voted for anything else because I'm terrible at this game and I still haven't went 0-3 before.
ryu9969: bet 9k to win 3k what kind odds are that
Desruprot: thats a hard one
greg1756: That's tough!
MegaDosX: That is a tough one
AlienNanobots: I'm out
PinballWitch: Fine Adam, I'll go the risky bet this time just for you
wassacre_murm: It's not a land so it won't get drawn, easy 0
Flying_MTG: so basically will we draw cavalcade?
Diabore: FAITH
AlienNanobots: I only take bets heavily weighted in my favor
xantos69: Yep
Diabore: EFF
GhostValv:

hanrat: I have no faith
tyrantcorporation: i want to believe
PinballWitch: I went blue for you Adam
MegaDosX: Fireblade is spicy this turn
Wolfstrike_NL:
I'm still sad
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rasterscan: #engagement
theinvisiblevoice: should have waited to see the opening hand
Professor_Rakor: Let's go boys.
Transmuted_Elf: yes
SolarBlitz1: Easy content
surtur15: live the dream
KartoffelKaiser: I'm on team zero damage
BibitteNoire: Let’s go!
F1SHOR: i will win one prediction today!!
PinballWitch: Notice me sempai
Stellapacifica: Alright now Cavalcade, don't show up
PinballWitch:

ravenlord_xix: I'm loving this prediction stuff
EvilBadman: You could throw the predictions to hustle the viewers
olwenaufies: 1000 canadian dollars on 0-4
MegaDosX: If you hit the Guildmage you could have Carnivaled it
GapFiller: yeh thats a slippery slope if ever there was one
Diabore: im so invested right now
Mister_Hush: Zyrk bets 500,000
djalternative: basically, if you draw cavalcade, 4+ isn't hard. if you don't then...
Molladia: Adam, I know you're boshy, but would you play Celeste??
RockPusher:
No risk no reward Adam 
RegulusPratus: You're making up numbers. Nothing's bigger than three!
Favre_Studios: Let's gooooo
bloodstar: come on cavalcade
GredGredmansson: !card cavalcade of calamity
LRRbot: Cavalcade of Calamity [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, Cavalcade of Calamity deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Desruprot: this one is much closer
ghyllnox: All in again bay beeee
Landgraft: I think it's not displaying right for me, it just shows 10 points on 0-4
greg1756: I went 0-4 because it's gonna stay in the deck
vetr1c: Go team 4+! Also, just got here. What deck is this?
theinvisiblevoice: super orb bros is basically mario boshy
Diabore: DECK WHY
Calaban161: Don't draw the Cavlecade
PinballWitch: I went 0 to 4 cause james is piloting
petey_vonwho: come on flood, daddy wants some channel points!
EvilBadman: @Landgraft there's "custom amount" under the button
ghyllnox: @Landgraft there's a "Custom Amount" underneath
warboss5: How long have you guys had the Prediction points thingy?
MegaDosX:
Opponent's going to be mad they used their Mortify when Cavalcade drops 
Diabore: welp, buy buy 250k
ALEISmALPTO: !card cavalcade
LRRbot: Cavalcade of Calamity [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, Cavalcade of Calamity deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Zoso_Wolf: Let’s gooooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i had to be 1000 because i somehow got back to a multiple of 10 after the previous prediction, i'm afraid of being off
ravenlord_xix: just our luck, you win the game before drawing cavalcade
PinballWitch: i dunno why but these predictions keep freezing up my twitch lol
CastleOtranto: Let's go thing I've already forgotten how I've voted on!
EvilBadman: Easy come easy go, Diabore
ALEISmALPTO: oh that cavalcade
ravenlord_xix: bottom!
Dashiell: James, no!
devilmonkey2012: rigged
MegaDosX: Next turn he'll draw a land
ghyllnox: Lmaoooo
MegaDosX: Calling it now
greg1756: woooooooooooow
SolarBlitz1: There's the $20 paying off
xantos69: James fights for the hero team
Stellapacifica: Rude, James
RunningMonkeys: Rigged!
RockPusher: James bribery working out for us!
bagosharks: nice
DrThud666: there goes james rigging the game again
thetruebluered: Rigged!
bloodstar: no no no
1y1e: daddy needs a new pair of shoes
Calaban161: James Draws Land
thetruebluered: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, he has the power
MegaDosX: Kill the 3/2
ALEISmALPTO:
Ω 
EldritchProwler: I hope Calvacade does exactly 4 so both predictions are correct
MegaDosX: Not bad actually
satyropodobny: And that's why I don't gamble.
MegaDosX: Good call streamer
Diabore: @seabats who wins if cavalcade does 4?
warboss5: An empty hand is a happy hand
greg1756: 5 hp and a DREAM
Angelic_Bovines: Are we still in the running?
GhostValv:

Diabore: cancel bet if it does 4
PinballWitch: James go for 4 points exactly!
TwitchTVsFrank: 4 would be 4+
Dashiell: everyone loses everything. easy.
satyropodobny: Yes! Make the coin stand on edge!
LeshiArt: I summon a Cavalcade
MegaDosX: Do you rumble first to try and get the Spectacle trigger?
surtur15: how about we stop atacking until we hit cavalcade?
GredGredmansson: @TwitchTVsFrank what about 0-4 though
1y1e: if it's exactly 4 the house wins
PinballWitch: 4 would also be 0 to 4
Diabore: @TwitchTVsFrank it would also be 0-4 though
Flying_MTG: footlight friend + artist imo
PinballWitch: this is basically betting on black ro red and rolling green in roulette
TwitchTVsFrank: @diabore lol yeah my bad
1y1e:
not getting back 2 1/1s 
MegaDosX: Other 2/4
satyropodobny: kill the granter of butts
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
bagosharks: OH no
Diabore: THERES HOPE
theinvisiblevoice: F
GredGredmansson: oh nooooooooo
MegaDosX: So opponent has a good rare
Vyous: Hmm, guess it's 0-4
KartoffelKaiser:

warboss5: !card etheral
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
rasterscan: My favorite card!!!
Micsig: BIG OOF
TwitchTVsFrank: oof
Stellapacifica: Well then
A_Dub888: Ah, to shreds you say
RockPusher:

1y1e: LETS GO BABEE
PinballWitch: HAHAHA
GhostValv:

Dashiell: Ah, right on time
enki1256: THE CARD!
TheWriterAleph: lol
Professor_Rakor: HA!
Phosfur: lolol
MegaDosX: Fireblade is a 1/1
TwitchTVsFrank: lmao
Diabore: FIREBLADE IS A 1/1!
surtur15: gooo cavalcade
th3_doctor12: !ppr
theinvisiblevoice: the bears are now 1/1
djalternative: welp. 0 wins
Zoso_Wolf: What!!!?
ghyllnox: Ohhh no
NightWingMistHawk: Oh dear
KartoffelKaiser: The fireblade Artist is a 1/1 now
bloodstar: well
SerGarretCameron: zero counts!
ThePixelator_: Fireblade is at 1
BDXIIX:

PinballWitch: lmao
Shoki_Donai: Amazing
greg1756: This prediction is roulette but the ball jumps off the wheel, into someone's drink, get's himeliched into a pinball machine and crushes
xantos69: You kidding me we got this!
1y1e: ONE
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PinballWitch: 1 point!
GredGredmansson: 1
warboss5: !card etheral absolution
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: eff
theinvisiblevoice: lol
MegaDosX: !card blade juggler
LRRbot: Blade Juggler [4B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Spectacle {2}{B} / When Blade Juggler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
Zoso_Wolf: Noooo
bagosharks: oh shit
PinballWitch: hahahahahahahaha
MegaDosX: You're in some serious trouble here
satyropodobny: Oneee is the loneliest number
rasterscan: I miss Ethereal absolution in standard so much.
Diabore: i say we scoop now
rasterscan: T_T
Stellapacifica: Hooooold, team 0 to 4, we got this
Diabore: it was fun
Zoso_Wolf: Well that’s it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: count is at 1
Diabore: we cant beat absolution
Flying_MTG: juggler kills us lol
Zoso_Wolf: Yesssss
MegaDosX: lmao James
warboss5: Oooooops, lol
PinballWitch: one is the loneliest pinger that you'll ever play
GredGredmansson: WINNER!
Xiff_: Woo
greg1756: YASS
MegaDosX: What an Orzhov beatdown
LeshiArt: NOOOOO
rasterscan: Woo!
PinballWitch: lol
Calaban161: Winner
Landgraft: absolution such a beast of a card
petey_vonwho: WOOHOO!
ThePixelator_: WOOOO
Caffine1138: Yay?!
gamercat88: lolz
Desruprot: yep
Diabore: meh
KartoffelKaiser:
There was never any doubt 
actionjb: Woot!
greg1756: GG'S
ghyllnox: Lollll
surtur15: i object
1y1e: GG
PinballWitch: thanks james
RockPusher: Womp womp
Professor_Rakor: wooo
Landgraft: so long channel points
Stellapacifica: Well done all
MegaDosX: That was pretty brutal, not gonna lie
vetr1c: Boooo
Zoso_Wolf: Wooooooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i thought it was for the remainder of the deck
greg1756: I'm rolling in big! 6k up on the day!
LeshiArt: This deck...is not great lol
Cartographers_Ink: I have recouped my loses!!
MegaDosX: Opponent had a good deck
Politicallycorrekt: My 10 points Sadge
GredGredmansson: hooray profit
Diabore: 250k more!
lirazel64: A winner is me!
petey_vonwho: nice, just banked 37,000 points
Phosfur: Too many points now ;(
BibitteNoire: Gambling? I’m in!
SolarBlitz1: I'm cashing out while I'm rolling high at the LRR Casino, night Adam/James
devilmonkey2012: up 2.5k for the day woot
GhostValv: almost back to even
Diabore: no, thats my next bet
actionjb: Got 80K there, pretty happy
greg1756: leggoooooo
jorian57: Woo, started about 50k up over 100k
MegaDosX: I'm up...5k-ish I think?
olwenaufies: Who were the chumps who bet that James would draw anything other than a land?
ravenlord_xix: lost over 30k on that bet
olwenaufies: haha!
PinballWitch: I'm up about 1000 points today
Dashiell: I got 160k
SerGarretCameron: I have so many points.
RegulusPratus: Can we spend these on anything? Like buying you guys ice cream again, maybe?
TheWriterAleph: just made 75k
Desruprot: I'm up to 20k
Wolfstrike_NL: Chat is forming gambling addictions
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't have the confidence to be a high roller
ghyllnox: I started with 38.8, now 85.3
TheWriterAleph: "forming"?
GredGredmansson: how many in the deck again?
Mistborn83: what a bout mulligans?
GredGredmansson: opening hand = no mulligans
surtur15: go big or go home
PinballWitch: Let's go pink!
satyropodobny: "Will James keep a one lander?"
MegaDosX: If James is particularly lucky, whoever bets big on the 2 is going to get a /lot/ of points
ninja_theory_ashrams: to paraphrase Douglas Adams, all points are meaningless,. stream points doubly so
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
1y1e: all in
lirazel64: The only way to win is not to play.
RunningMonkeys: take my 10 points
greg1756:
PSA - there's a custom amount buttom at the bottom of the window 
TophTheHermit: Easy points
eshplode: Come on 2!
x0den: 2 gang baby!
Diabore: 160k on 2!
actionjb: I'm all in
rhade7: Mulligan to 2
petey_vonwho: Let it ride!
KartoffelKaiser: Easiest channel points I've ever made in my life
Earthenone: mull agressivly for the 2 james!
DiscordianTokkan: I bet 6969, I can't lose!
Zoso_Wolf: Oh man
PixelArtDragon: I know way too much statistics to bet on 2
GhostValv:
I'm just voting blue 
LeshiArt: This is a mistake
Dashiell: let's goooo
ghyllnox: Aww
AlienNanobots: mama didn't raise no sucker
x0den: hello?
surtur15: one time
rhade7:

PinballWitch: I'll risk it for the biscuit Adam!
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actionjb: 2 all the way
GapFiller: just went 0-1 and still rooting for 2
WizardZedd: 1.19% chance of 2
TheWriterAleph: gah waited too long
TwitchTVsFrank: i hope the 2 wins
MegaDosX: You 2s are braaaave
xantos69: ok lets go babyyyyyyy!
satyropodobny:

ALEISmALPTO: WENT ALL IN
Mistborn83: These are litteraly worthless
GredGredmansson: yes it is
GhostValv: blue gang
Tantaburs: I put literally everything I have on 0-1
Diabore: submissions closed it says
MegaDosX: It appears to be done
SydPreviouslyHeadache: potential huge payout for pink, and with arena rng, it could happen
Punching_Bag: James has to mull until 2
7gorobei: its done
Caffine1138: This is what happens when you don't do any channel point things in a long itme
MegaDosX: Adam pls
jorian57: Go 2!
The_Voices: the vote is close
1y1e: good luck 2s
PinballWitch: Go big or go home, right?
Dashiell: I just need you to mull to 2
tangokilo421: What could go wrong? Still up on the day if I lose
eshplode: Come on 2s!
GredGredmansson: opening hand does not count mulls
Flying_MTG: Just mulligan until you have 2 copies
PinballWitch: I just bet all my winnings on it
DiscordianTokkan: C'mooooon
GredGredmansson: 0!!!!!
Caffine1138: zero
TehAmelie: this prediction is not available in my region. can't be too careful about those channel point giveaways i guess
MegaDosX: And it's a 0
theinvisiblevoice: mull
KartoffelKaiser:
Zero 
EldritchProwler: Mulls to 2
GapFiller: lets go 2's (having voted 0-1)
DiscordianTokkan: RIP
SerGarretCameron: YESSSS.
Tantaburs: 0 wins
actionjb: Go all the way James!
surtur15: mulligan to cavalcade
greg1756: naaaaah
GredGredmansson: mulligan is not opening hand
petey_vonwho: dang
warboss5: Winner winner!
RegulusPratus: There is no justice and you know it
rhade7: Mull when you get 2
AlienNanobots: Justice is a myth, enjoy your loss
LeshiArt: As expected
tyrantcorporation: how many mulligans though
Zoso_Wolf: Hahahaha
RunningMonkeys: Rip
Diabore: mama didnt raise no sucker
vetr1c: none none none
surtur15: can we not win anything?
Dashiell: I'm ruined!
EvilBadman:
Mulligan isn't "opening" 
SerGarretCameron: goodbye points! I am now even with where I started.
MegaDosX: All things considered that was a reasonable opening hand though
PinballWitch: this is seriosuly killing my twtich
doctorGunsforhands: It didn't say in the opening hand, though, right?
eshplode: @AlienNanobots Brutal
cutaos: looks like gil isnt eating this week
tangokilo421: Understandable have a nice day
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think there were still merits to mulliganing this hand
GredGredmansson: @doctorGunsforhands it did say opening hand
MegaDosX: @doctorGunsforhands Adam meant opening seven, he said he couldn't fit it
Dashiell: Can you just give it to the 2's for boldness
xantos69: Yea this is 100% my brand of stupid
thmanwithnoname:
this is cracking me up, thanks. it's been a rough week 
doctorGunsforhands: Ah, welp
PinballWitch: I blame Adam
MegaDosX: Adam you need to pick the winner
TheWriterAleph: cav-al-cade! cav-al-cade!
satyropodobny: Pays to not know highschool lvl statistics
Diabore: payout?
actionjb: I voted 2 thinking we only had 1 in the deck tbh
GredGredmansson: so where our points adam
ravenlord_xix: alright, how many points did I win?
PinballWitch: Listen, i may not have won, but i won in my heart!
GapFiller: the obvs qq now is why the Hell werent we doing this w/ predictions before?
theinvisiblevoice: just click 2 anyway
Mistborn83: my only real loss was the 20 bucks i lost
olwenaufies: you smell that? Value
greg1756: Adam "Captain Chaos" Savidan
Diabore: +315k lets go
Tantaburs: easiest 4k points of my life
GredGredmansson: you are fixing it
lirazel64: That lifedrain graphic is sweet.
GhostValv: okay I'm pretty much even then...
PinballWitch:
I'm right back where I started 
AlienNanobots: Started today with 26k, now at 90k
PinballWitch: I only bet my winnings on that one
vetr1c: Woot! Sweet points
Earthenone: just distributing the wealth
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 2 correct predicitions in a row. I RETIRE CHAMPION
Phosfur: An economy requires something to spend on right?
7gorobei: you are redistributing channel wealth
greg1756: @Diabore you are the real hero
NightWingMistHawk:
Bobtheninjagoldfish Smart move 
RegulusPratus: Your FACE is a ruined economy!
ravenlord_xix: alright, netted 12k points from when I started, time to log off while I'm ahead
GredGredmansson: !points
MegaDosX: Cavalcade time?
GredGredmansson: !findquote points
LRRbot: Quote #3959: "I still think it's worth the practise. Is that worth a bunch of points?" —Serge [2017-02-08]
7gorobei: economic entropy
GredGredmansson:

GapFiller: this is a chiseler economy now
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romanempire144: How many land james draws in a game?
Diabore: @greg1756 ive won twice while betting 250k, and im still down
MegaDosX: And you can pump the lifelinker twice now
PinballWitch: I'm gonna have to go, the predictions are killing twitch for me. like it's freezing up and stuttering ever ytime really bad
Molladia: How many lands in a row will be drawn?
Tantaburs: wait till we need to top deck something and predict land/notland
DrThud666: did you do something with the curse already?
Earthenone: can we start a prediction on if james can come up with a good idea for a prediction? (goodness determined by adam)
Dashiell: I went 120k -> 260k -> 120k
greg1756: @Diabore LOL - welcome to the thunderdome!!
Favre_Studios: !findquote life
LRRbot: Quote #3916: "What happens in Feed Dump happens in real life" —Paul [2017-01-27]
BibitteNoire: How many lands will James draw in a row?
1y1e: that's vegas baby
Vyous:
700k -> 800k -> 520k 
PinballWitch: The Velocity of Channel Points.
malum_ranae: this feels oddly satisfying for a bookie currently on furlough - cheers guys
walkeroftales: that's baby, vegas
RegulusPratus: I get compound interest on my 65k, right
petey_vonwho: I'm up 30K on the day. so where do I cash out?
PinballWitch: I'm literally in vegas right now
DeM0nFiRe: 146k -> 146k -> 146k. I only bet 10 twice
zed_alpha:
500 Rarely ever resubbed with James on screen. Dammit, iPad, stop mangling my messages
EvilBadman: @petey_vonwho Alt+f4
MegaDosX: The curse may lose you this game, more specifically
KartoffelKaiser:
If only cavalcade were literally any creature 
GredGredmansson: @petey_vonwho the next vote
DeM0nFiRe:

GhostValv:
3 max bets 
Juliamon:
507k -> 507k -> 507k 
Diabore: 500k -> 560k -> 300k -> 373k
rhade7: My goal is to get up to the million, then bet it all on Adam winning the PPR
DeM0nFiRe: Hey in my defense I bet on 0-3 and 2 cavalcades
satyropodobny: Whatevers happens in Vegas appears on Youtube
tangokilo421: 60k->76k->90k->76k
greg1756: @Juliamon perfect bets.
arrowgrut: come on creature!
Diabore: @Juliamon
DiscordianTokkan: 555K->548k, Oh well
Diabore: @Juliamon balanced, as all things should be
MegaDosX: Exile? Rude.
lorithen: opp is making some interesting plays
djalternative: wow that was rued
PinballWitch:
50 Just a heads up, dunno if it's happening to anyone else, but these predictions keep killing my twitch? Super lag and stuttering while voting active, gone when not?
MegaDosX: You gained a bunch of life off the shades
GredGredmansson: !card immolation shaman
LRRbot: Immolation Shaman [1R] | Creature — Viashino Shaman [1/3] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, Immolation Shaman deals 1 damage to that player. / {3}{R}{R}: Immolation Shaman gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Opponent was on that removal train
Desruprot: xD
Diabore: i hope adam has some spice for next predict
PinballWitch: Who is best boy?
KartoffelKaiser:
If this is a 1-3 
GhostValv:
I know right 
satyropodobny: "will it fit?"
that_bronson_guy: Just tuned in.
bagosharks: cmon
jorian57: how many lands will james draw?
rasterscan: Win with 20+ life or bail?
rhade7: 6 wins in a row?
PixelArtDragon: Number of lands top-decked
PinballWitch: Can James get 7 wins with this deck!
SolarBlitz1: Will hames get the first turn?
Wolfstrike_NL: lifetotal 0 - anything else
petey_vonwho: What will James's life total be at end of game?
1y1e: what does james draw more of, lands vs spells
MegaDosX: I like how many lands
wassacre_murm: "there has to be a more degenerate bet" are you my spirit animal?
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Faulpyr:
Lands in opening hand? 
TehAmelie: i've got 760,000 points burning a hole in my e-pocket. . .
bagosharks: did i miss the kaldhelm pre prerelease
arrowgrut: kill something large with shorchmark and pestilant spirit
Caffine1138: how many lands in a row?
satyropodobny: Does James float or sink?
Wonderdoc: How many cards exiled through scorchmark?
Tantaburs: Mull to 5 vs literally anything else
rhade7: You'll have plenty of time if you lose the first one.
Juliamon: !ppr
PinballWitch: can james gain 6 life?
Diabore: !ppr @bagosharks
tyrantcorporation: will james curve out 1-2-3-4
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm pretty sure we'll know if this deck gets to 7 wins before the end of the stream.
bagosharks: thanks
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun just checked the tweet; you do know that KLD is Kaladesh, yes?
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1y1e: opponent blade jugglers as well?
theinvisiblevoice: says closer, immediately makes it lopsided
PinballWitch: does getting hit by enemy ones count?
Underachiever28: PPR in a week? Cool
greg1756: this is closer than it should be xD
1y1e: all in again
BDXIIX: I mean, we could die before we draw them...
TehAmelie: nope, can't predict in my region. twitch is such an internet wite
Calaban161: All In
Dumori: All in on 1+
GhostValv:
blue gang 
surtur15: lets go for the full three
TehAmelie: site
ghyllnox: James just snap-concedes
MegaDosX: I mean, 1:5 odds are a good payoff
Tantaburs: I put all my winnings from the free bet on 0
PinballWitch: the bad bet won the first one
theinvisiblevoice: these 1 min allowances are killing me
Diabore: @GhostValv will get 1.25m if its 0
Painfully_Dyslexic: welp just bet all my points let it ride
GhostValv: D:
satyropodobny: this litteraly predicts only if he'll draw blade juggler
MegaDosX: Cavalcade, Thirsting, Gathering
1y1e: got a spicy one
AlienNanobots: wow, this stream has really opened my eyes to the appeal of gambling
MegaDosX: I like your curve on this hand
Diabore: oh no
Mistborn83: I need this game to end quickly
x0den: does my badge reflect my vote?
Diabore: !panic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
GredGredmansson: it does
1y1e: x0den yes
x0den: how about now?
GapFiller:

KartoffelKaiser:

rasterscan: Robbed
MegaDosX: Scorchmark it!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shoot, i walked away and missed this one
GhostValv: D:
Tantaburs: gathering is just better right...
GredGredmansson: DO IT
Mistborn83: NOOOOOO
Tantaburs: right..
petey_vonwho: damn
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
Mistborn83: just dont cast it
rhade7: Do it
cuttlefishman: So... how has land draw been today?
ghyllnox: Whoomp there it is
thraximore: noooooo
NightWingMistHawk: Do it do it do it do it
KartoffelKaiser: The correct play is Shade attack into Juggler
x0den: @1y1e thank you but for me it seems to take a message before it registers
ninjaofv: attack play blade juggler sounds better
KartoffelKaiser: You get spectacle no matter what
GredGredmansson: if they don't block you play juggler
TheWriterAleph: gathering totally nets you spectacle turn after though
Diabore: they damage from calamity
MegaDosX: Good plan James
Shoki_Donai: You get it any way from cavalcade
Calaban161: They take one from Cav
Tantaburs:
I think the correct line is concede so we get points 
MegaDosX: I mean, Cavalcade means you get to play the juggler anyway
Mistborn83: rigged
MegaDosX: Even if they blocked
Diabore: CHA CHING
NightWingMistHawk: Let's go!
GredGredmansson: BOOM, DREAMS COMING TRU
GredGredmansson: the cavalcade already damage them
OneTrueGamble: !next
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Faulpyr: We also can take damage from the opposing Blade Juggler!
ghyllnox: I've tripled my channel points today
PixelArtDragon: Oh man. Imagine what Watch and Play would be like with predictions
Diabore: on this day, after 4 bets, im down 60k
TheWriterAleph: ssspicy
floki4242: we need more of this
NightWingMistHawk: 2.6 Million Points. What the absolute fresh hell
satyropodobny: THE JUGGLER
Diabore: i won 3 of those bets
ghyllnox: If someone had 500k they could have had well over a mil
GhostValv: down to 292k
BodaciousNia: What's on the Long Game tonight??
jorian57: 50k -> 183k for the day. not bad.
GapFiller: really wished I'd gone w/ the bad bet
NightWingMistHawk: BodaciousNia More Destiny!
greg1756: @BodaciousNia Destiny 2
Diabore: @ghyllnox max bet is only 250k sadly
GapFiller: oh well betting on black has its downsides
MegaDosX: Opponent pls
BodaciousNia: Thanks, sadly not a fan
TheWriterAleph: le jongleur!
satyropodobny: brutal
Diabore: 2 damage!
MegaDosX: Gathering and two Cavalcades is a lot of spice
Favre_Studios: Play cavalcade
Diabore: scorch gathering
devilmonkey2012: scorch the mage?
TheWriterAleph: scorch the 2/2
KartoffelKaiser: You can cavalcade next turn
Diabore: offer trade
devilmonkey2012: calvalcade next turn
MegaDosX: Opponent takes six next turn without blockers
Diabore: pls no dagger caster
satyropodobny: easy game
warboss5: Ouchies
MegaDosX: Then Spectacle Dead Revels
DiscordianTokkan: Dakka dakka dakka
satyropodobny: The Juggler!
furian12: that shade is thirstyyyyy
TheWriterAleph: heheheh
MegaDosX: And opponent scoops! Wow!
Chulump: Gotteeeeeeeem
ninjaofv:

Robot_Bones: Crusty Jugglers
MegaDosX: I was not expecting the concede!
GhostValv:

Micsig:

RegulusPratus: Woo Got there!
TheWriterAleph: every game is fun with cavalcade
BjjBrain: you're so lucky they conceded lol
KartoffelKaiser: MTGA strolls in and asks "are ya winnin son?"
MegaDosX: Opponent's hand must have sucked
EvilBadman: Still cna
BjjBrain: what avatar are we playing against, place your bets!
satyropodobny:
FUN DETECTED 
theinvisiblevoice: will james buy adam a dilly bar for all this great content he's made?
LeshiArt: No more predictions
MegaDosX: Scorch the 2/1?
PixelArtDragon: Thank you, Adam, these predictions have been great so far
warboss5: !scorchmark
warboss5: !card scorchmark
LRRbot: Scorchmark [1R] | Instant | Scorchmark deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
satyropodobny: The Juggler!
TheWriterAleph: !card pestilent spirit
LRRbot: Pestilent Spirit [2B] | Creature — Spirit [3/2] | Menace, deathtouch / Instant and sorcery spells you control have deathtouch.
MegaDosX: No spirit for you, opponent!
TehAmelie: i predict one day twitch will let me make predictions even though i live in the future timezone of europe (?)
GredGredmansson:

satyropodobny: Why do they even make instants?
GredGredmansson: just noticed the opponent has the pokemon lands
MegaDosX: Tithe Taker? I'm having Standard flashbacks
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martian_kyo: May 2021 have less.. Spectacle? ... Being witty is hard.
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tyrantcorporation: pump costs 1 more
TheWriterAleph: woof
MegaDosX: Attack into Dead Revels?
GredGredmansson: attack, it has menace
MegaDosX: I really love Spectacle as a mechanic
Calaban161: !card Goblin Gathering
LRRbot: Goblin Gathering [2R] | Sorcery | Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to two plus the number of cards named Goblin Gathering in your graveyard.
Chulump: Skewer the vamp eventually?
Mistborn83: you know what was not great was party
greg1756: There was a sweet premade Dimir Mutate deck on Arena - lotsa fun
1y1e: if only the goblins "inherited" the deathtouch from the spell
MegaDosX: Opponent casts Embercleave
GredGredmansson: oof and/or doof
LurkerSpine: some sort of mass pump?
Makrosian_Tae: Itll be good in the D&D set
warboss5: Trap?
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, every time I played Zendikar, I was wishing I was playing Ikoria instead
lorithen: deal
Chulump: uh oh, now they have two spirits
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm kind of sad I haven't played since Ikora, but at the same time, i wasn't having fun playing
MegaDosX: Well we have a Skewer target now
theangryscottyy: True. I think party would have done better if ZNR had the Shapeshifters from Kaldheim
TheWriterAleph: yes, that's right... KILL their spirit
TehAmelie: can we get. . .beyond two souls?
TehAmelie: (or spirits)
warboss5: He's just fucking with you
MegaDosX: Opponent pls
TheWriterAleph: mkay.
Chulump: these are some pretty... DARK souls we go there....
theinvisiblevoice: lol
GhostValv: wat
theinvisiblevoice: people sent me money, they're the worst
GapFiller:
money well spent whoever that was
Chulump: *got
ninjaofv: i'm ready for them to draw a Keya's wrath
Makrosian_Tae: Money champ
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
Naturpatruljen: When is the PPR?
warboss5: Haha, oopsy
MegaDosX: Discarded Mortify!
ninjaofv:

TheWriterAleph: ha
GredGredmansson: week from tomorrow
Chulump: eek!
GapFiller: !ppr
Naturpatruljen: NICE!
MadWolf1290: lol, that full screen switch
AlienNanobots: mmm delicious info
TehAmelie: hey our oppo is El Duch, or The Dutch
warboss5: Ahhhhh, delicious value
MegaDosX: You come around on this deck yet Adam?
GredGredmansson: math is for blockers
theinvisiblevoice: off by off by one
Jigokuro: !quote 580
LRRbot: Quote #580: "I'm apparently getting death threats today. It's almost quaint." —Alex [2015-08-11]
GamesAndInk: If you think you're off by one but your math was off by one, are you off by zero or off by two?
GhostValv:
I have a smaller number to look at 
GapFiller: today was fun
greg1756:
GG's friends 
GhostValv: go blue
GapFiller: and its technically only been 45mins
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
bloodstar: gg
Chulump: wow I might be awake at that point lol
TehAmelie: gold class 3 eh? imagine the olympics if they had that kind of medal variety
Calaban161: Beej Wins
rhade7: Excellent stream, thank you
PixelArtDragon: @GamesAndInk You're off by the average of 0 and 2, so you're off by 1
Juliamon: (and yes I've made G* aware of the incorrect set code)
RegulusPratus: What's Destiny 2? I've never heard of it.
MegaDosX: Thanks for the stream guys!
code1300: Does the winner get icecream
code1300: Lol
RockPusher:
Thank you James
Thank you Adam 
PixelArtDragon: !next
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greg1756:

TheWriterAleph: Thanks for the stream, boys
TehAmelie: Destiny does not have any 18 damage combat tricks at least
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theangryscottyy: Le HYPE!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
RegulusPratus: World of Halocraft?
DiscordianTokkan: It legit got me back into Destiny. And also on PS4 because my baby bird brain can't mouse and keyboard destiny
ninjaofv: bye
Foxmar320: I just use a controller and play Destiny 2 on PC
Foxmar320: I don't PVP really so its fine
DiscordianTokkan: For some reason I thought my dualshock didn't work for Destiny 2 on PC, but I'll have to check that out
Foxmar320: It should work
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Faulpyr: I preferred PS4, since I can play on my couch on a bit TV... but then all my friends went to PC, so I stopped playing.
DiscordianTokkan: Luckily with cross save it's easy enough to keep going
TehAmelie: i would have been playing so much Destiny if there was three of me like these gentlemen
Foxmar320: I switched to PC so I didn't have to pay for PS+ anymore
TehAmelie: stupid no singleplayer
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean I usually play Destiny solo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you can definitely play it alone
SmithKurosaki: I liked D2 when it came out, minus 1-2 things, but like after the Y1 DLC mehness I just stopped caring about grinding and there were better things to play
TehAmelie: i did for a couple of days
DiscordianTokkan: Dang, that's right, I haven;t used PSPlus for ages, other for getting free games that I... still don't play
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can definitely tell you the later DLC is way better than Y1. They even went back and basically redid the first two DLCs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: they didn't change the DLCs themselves but they had seasons that were pretty much remaking them
SmithKurosaki: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Seasons and sunsetting have dissauded me from returning tbh
DiscordianTokkan: I guess there's no way to do the new player experience without deleting a character, right?
SmithKurosaki: I have guns I like. I'm not gonna play if I can lose the ability to use it in the same game I got it in, and seasons in general are dumb
Foxmar320: You can select the New Light story from the old quest kiosk in the Tower
DiscordianTokkan: Ah! Nice
GapFiller: !next
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Foxmar320: Im glad a lot of weapons got retired. A lot of them were super broken and needed to go away.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I miss some of my old guns, but I also appreciate the meta not being dominated by like two weapons anymore
Meark: Destiny soon, yes?
Foxmar320: Yep
LoadingReadyRun: Defuse mines, yes?
TehAmelie: a tale of swords and guns, eternally retold
RomanianMyEscutcheon:
All the Y1 and Y2 guns had to die for the sins of Revoker and Recluse. 
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oooooor
SmithKurosaki: I never got super into PvP and I've not completed any raids since... Crotas in D1
TehAmelie: isn't that ho it goes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you die
Foxmar320: Hello LRR
SmithKurosaki: SO, gun meta literally doesn't matter to me
Meark: You know how people go, hey lrr, you got me back into magic. well, +1 for destiny. I'm not sure if i'm okay with this.
Foxmar320: Well if you don't play end game content you can still use whatever gun you have just fine
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: guys, you know what we should do? I was thinking earlier today that it's been AGES since I ran Garden. We should Garden.
Foxmar320: Garden is bugged right now
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's up with it?
Foxmar320: Lumi was talking about it in Discord
TehAmelie: damn somehow i got Garden of War flashbacks
TehAmelie: even though i got the internet too late for the Warcraft 2 scene
DeM0nFiRe:

Foxmar320: Yay!
Mcgwee:

RandomTrivia:
!
GapFiller: again
djalternative: my viewing of checkpoint ended just in time
TehAmelie: hey this is a nice chill tune
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well dang it. Now I'm gonna be jonesing for Garden till it gets patched.
Foxmar320: That RQ music!
djalternative: NO! EVERJANE!!!!!!
RandomTrivia: I can see one of the glorious beautiful drone shots in my mind already...
RockPusher: Space Wizard Chores!
PotatoWraiths: yep Everjane is shutting down
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yup, ever jane finally signed off
Splash4Mirrodin: Oh no
TehAmelie: shocking
Bobtheninjagoldfish:
Hello Long Game Friends, are we ready to 
Mcgwee: Guns in space!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: guns! in! spaaaaaace!
TehAmelie: did they ever get to like a paid subscription stage?
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Alas_Babylon: Maybe I'm a dumb and time is meaningless in the vastness of The World, but was there a Destiny stream in between the first one and this one?
Foxmar320: Belopa!
raaabr: Is that roadquest music?
Foxmar320: Sure is
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @Alas_Babylon Nope, Long Game is biweekly. First D2 stream was two weeks ago.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no stream between this one and the first one
TehAmelie: also how hard might it be to get a pirate Everjane server going?
Alas_Babylon: @RomanianMyEscutcheon Thank the gods
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Foxmar320: Last time our heroes took on the New Light story.
Foxmar320: This time? Europa calls?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "heroes"
Mark_D_Stroyer: Awww I wish this had been when I was still working not just getting off work. Slow day. Well, catch the VOD I guess
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TSSaloic: Four-Teas ix. Monthes. I'm not sure what this is an order for, but it sounds potentially delicious.
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djalternative: @TehAmelie that sounds like a question for you to answer for G and A-Train
RomanianMyEscutcheon:
Gonna be a massive surprise when they log in, show they're all at 1300, and they're doing solo speedruns of Deep Stone Crypt. 
greenday61892:
Road Quest 
raaabr: I basically missed the first stream, so anything I need to know going into this?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pack your raid parkas boyos we goin to the ICE MOON
Luminaire_p: An auspicious destination
Foxmar320: Ok fair calling all three of them "hero" at this point is suspect.
TehAmelie: i'
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: All you need to know is that you're a space wizard and you have a lot of chores
TehAmelie: i'm probably not the person for it but if no one else is going to. . .
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Aren't they still working on New Light stuff? I thought after Cosmodrome, you get sent to Nessus and the Dreaming City for Lore Cram School.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'll confess that I haven't done the new new light, so I don't know
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if they want to do lore cram school though I mean I'm *right here*
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Foxmar320: Ive done New Light. Most of the stuff after the strike is just go explore planets and meet venders.
Mark_D_Stroyer: Space wizard or space hunter or space kinetic energy transfer device
RomanianMyEscutcheon: If we don't see Ian meeting the Best NPC Vendor in the game, I swom 2 Jon.
raaabr: !
TehAmelie: new light here! none of your old, washed-out light
RomanianMyEscutcheon: #GiveFailsafeABody #JustNotMyBody
raaabr: Thank you, @laikagoat !
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: BRING BACK RED
Foxmar320: Rasputin knows what he did
Mark_D_Stroyer: GNU Lite
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: he DOES know what he did
RomanianMyEscutcheon:
Failsafe deserves a body more than Rasputin, don't @ me. 
LoadingReadyRun: The on-screen message is reasonably accurate, but also the ad break is still running >_<
RomanianMyEscutcheon: (You can @ me though, it's fine.)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: TBH I don't want Rasputin to have a body. I just want him back.
Alahmnat: he might not know anymore...
raaabr: In other news, guess who is making turkey confit for dinner tonight :3
LoadingReadyRun: So another minute, sorry all! Don't want you to miss uh... the intro?
djalternative: Ra-ra-rasputin? Lover of the Russian queen?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't like Red having a humanoid avatar. I like preserving that aspect of alien-ness to him.
SniperPumpkin: russia's greatest war machine
vetr1c: Any second..... now?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hello L
Foxmar320: Hold
TheDailyMapleSyrup: R
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Mars' greatest war machine!
RockPusher:
It's a good intro 
RaemonDamon: @LoadingReadyRun the intro is amazing, so def worth waiting for
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @djalternative I'm pretty sure if you sing that song around him he'll drop a warsat on you
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @djalternative No, he's a (formerly?) megalomaniacal AI who lives in an SSD while he gets transferred to a new hardware platform.
RandomTrivia: With BGC to accompany us, we can wait as long as you need!
unarmedoracle: I don't think Rasputing or Failsafe want or would be happy in a human body
TheDailyMapleSyrup: r
unarmedoracle: rasputin*
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but on the other hand, dropping a warsat on something is his response to a lot of things up to and including "I want attention"
TehAmelie: i was much too old when i learned the primary source for the legend of how hard Rasputin was to kill was the very influential guy who killed him
Foxmar320: Make sure to use the silliest ghost shell possible for the opening
Mark_D_Stroyer: RaspuTina?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: yay
SniperPumpkin: Rasputin did the human body thing for a while, it worked out fine
unarmedoracle: when I think about failsafe having a human body I think of Brother Cavil's rant from BSG
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @unarmedoracle Failsafe seemed okay with slumming around with us while we were doing Wish Dragon Murder, NGL.
mercano82: I didn’t realize the czarina was into sentient supercomputers
Foxmar320: Hello unarmedoracle
shurtal: Long, Long, GAAAAAAAME
BusTed: Hey all.
raaabr: Heya Cam
Foxmar320: Hello G
TehAmelie: greetings!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we've never gotten the lowdown on how he got named Rasputin, but I like to think it's because he is (canonically) extremely hard to kill.
Alahmnat: I feel like Rasputin never really groked the concept of a war *satellite*.
chemicalrascal: Oooooooooh, they're letters!
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MrPhlip: Time to spacemagic some faces!
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GapFiller:
good evening G 
RockPusher: Looooonng loooooonggg gaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeee!!!
azureHaights: It's so rare I see the Long Game intro
Alahmnat: like, usually, it has a gun that shoots things, not a de-orbit burn
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hello Grahamerian!
ghyllnox: o/
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Alahmnat: hi G!
TehAmelie: a nice moon?
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It's okay, technically we don't LAND there! We transmat!
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RockPusher: … I've spent too much time watching Ian stream
Foxmar320: Graham did you notice the old Tower has been updated?
raaabr: Do we have a grenade launcher on our back?
Alahmnat: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I love being *technically* correct, hehe
Alas_Babylon: THE PigBenis?! The legend himself?!
mercano82: Couple of streamers were out sledding the other daaaayyyy....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh Graham did you see where the Tower got clipped by the Almighty
aitsu100: i keep hearin/reading belopa
CleeKru: audio desync?
TehAmelie: BigPenis? that's much better than what i heard
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